Christina Applegate & Jamie-Lynn Sigler’s "Late Night" Memories | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

you know, from my lens of, you know, Christina, those times that you would. come on or Jam Lee, the times you would. come on, it's I would see you in this. very. I I love that format, but it was you. know, you know, from the sopranos, you. know, from children, hey, what's going on? And it's this it's. I could listen to you do that all day. I know. I know. Me, too. I know. I know. But I swear to God, it's.

it's it was 30 years of my life and it's. in my head where I'll be brushing my. teeth and I'll be like and all right, we're back. I'm using Crest toothpaste. cuz it gets it white, you know. Um, but. uh I guess I it's a it's still a. conversation and I was still getting to. know you and you were these, you know, much younger than me and and and and. but you're these stars and now I'm.

checking in on you in this very. different way and it's nice. It feels. really nice to. um speak to both of you and. I'm sorry that you got both of you got. hit with this sack of cuz that's. what it is. Uh for no reason. I'm really sorry about. that. And it's. I pooped myself yesterday so that goes. in goes on brand with talking about. I'm just saying.

but I'm saying um it's very nice. I'm. grateful for this medium that allows us. to talk this way and check in and. people, you know, a lot of people can hear it. and hear how you're doing and hear about. your podcast, which uh and and it's a. it's just um I'm very grateful that we. get to do this, you know. Me, too. Thank you. I'm I've been this my. favorite moments honestly Conan when I. would come on there for like the 30th.

time or whatever was when we'd go to. commercial and you and I would just. talk. Yeah. It was like it was like the best thing. ever. Like the show the show was over you know. the like. the pre-in we did our bits. I did my. know stories and you and I would just. sit and talk during that two two and two. Chuck Bullery. Yeah. And I remember I remember in the. commercial break, you know, trying to do. that with with Jamie Lynn and she said, "Uh, this interview's over." And um. yeah, usually usually, you know, she. said she said, "This interview's over.".

And then she said, "Uh, my people." And. seven people came and took her away and. one of them hands red. That's exactly what would happen. That is not what happened. Well, I was actually going to say, I've. just never felt very good at. this business, like that side of this. business. It's just felt like it just it. would bring out things that. doing your show and I mean this with.

every part of me there was never an. ounce of nerves. You maybe the first. time cuz it was cuz I was such a fan but. it was just you always brought ease and. and enjoyment. I would leave on a high. and so happy like I just had the best, you know, 20 minutes of my life. So, thank you. You would get 20 minutes. I get like 8. to 12. No, you were you would you would get. I was counting commercial break. Christina would get like five at the. most. I just.

That's why she kept coming back. I would also and. I knew if I was cruel to you, Christina, you'd keep coming back and you keep. Of course. Well, I did. That's why I got. that cleaning closet. But I was going to. say what was so awesome is that you you. listened. We sometimes wouldn't even get. to the questions, man. Because you you. were like one of the only ones who. listened who didn't have like a vacant. look on their face waiting for the next. like get to the part that you're. supposed to say and let's get to the. next question. You would listen and so. you and I would just it did feel like.

real and loose and it wasn't a show. I. love you. You know that you know that. I've always absolutely adored you. Well, I was coming in today. I knew I'd. be talking to both of you and I was uh. thinking I really want to check in with. them because I care about these people. and I'm invested in them because I have. this avankunular like you know well I. knew them when they were the these young. ladies that used to come by and I would. make a cookie for them and talk to them.

and you know and I want to see how. they're doing and um I I'm so. again I I I do anything in the world uh. if I could change this reality for both. of you. uh and I can't but anything I. can do to raise awareness to do anything. I mean uh my my father uh was a. scientist who devoted his life to trying. to find ways to make people better and. my hope is that uh science will find.

ways um and anything we can do I mean. anything I can do to help both of you uh. and I'd also like to come on your. podcast you know. we would love it. seriously Well, I didn't think Conan was. going to make me cry today. But here's the thing. I want to talk. about my fee. Oh, it's $100,000 and it's got to be in a. It's cash in a suitcase or I. want. That's more than I've even made doing. the podcast.

Well, listen, sister. Sister. Okay. I'm It's time for me to get tough. with you, too. All right. You're not I'm not going to. soften up cuz of this whole MS thing. I. get top dollar. You're the next they're going to. talk about. Yeah, this wants $100,000 to come on. Um, David uh is right here and David's. the one that does the schedule. Uh, he's. in charge of my life, but I would love. to come on and talk to you on your. podcast and um and and do you know um I.

consider us friends and I would like to. help. So, let me know what I can do. And. I'm just saying that because this is. once this is over, I'm not going to do. anything. You know that this is just. of course, but this is the image you. need to put up. It's been. recorded. This is what's called. performative. Um, you know, this is me. Is the paparazzi. here? And they they they get a picture. of me going to the hospital to visit, you know, the people. And then I go out. the back and I shop for a Rolex. Um,

there you go. Yeah. So, real Hollywood secrets here. I like it. No, I really want to come do do yours. And um and really I really want to get. into the thing. So. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Maybe we should save the. conversation for when Conan comes. on. Yeah. Oh, that's so bad, you guys. It's so. bad. It's almost my This particular. thing that happened this week is like I. don't even know if I can even talk about. it. I've got my own to talk about. Two of whom are in this room. You can talk about your about your.

I'm looking at one of them right now. Eduardo. Eduardo. watching strays over here. Hey, that's not a stray. That is. You know what you did and you're going. to pay for it. with my microphone. Um. uh I love you both and I I haven't even. said that. I never said that to my. parents, so I should say it to you. Um. that's not true. I'm kidding. Um wait a. minute. Hold on. Checking. Nope. 1977. The the summer Elvis died. I told them.

Um, I uh I am I'm just I'm in your. corner and let me know what I can do and. I will see you on your podcast. We'll. talk about and um. I'm thinking about you both. and uh and sending you whatever crazy uh. Irish Catholic energy is within me. Half of which is malevolent. I'm sure. but I'll take it. You know what you can send me? Cuz I ask. all my very very very wealthy friends. Yep.

$6 million. Just like uh not alone. Jesus. I made that today. I mean, okay. Just just six million. 6 million. I know it sounds weird. No, I just for million. I ask him every. time I talk to him. I just uh bought and closed an orphanage. and I got 6 million. Okay, there you go. And then I I I have a lot of investments. with defense contractors who make. claymore mines. Those are the minds that. really uh So, um yes. Um, ladies, um, just have a. Christina, I hope your day gets better. And it is really, uh, lovely to talk to.

both of you. And, uh, weird thing to say. cuz I'm not your uncle, but I'm really. proud of both of you. Extremely proud of. you. So, let's just I'm your comedy. uncle. Your weird comedy uncle. And, uh, we're getting we're getting creepier. Only kind of uncles we want. Okay. Yeah. The weird comedy uncle with. the red wig. And um, that's right. Be. well. And thank you so much for being. here today and and sharing with me. I. really appreciate it. We love you. Thank you for having us. All right. Bye. bye.