Bill Burr Thinks Conan Might Be A Narcissist | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Hello, my name is Bill Burr and I feel. good about being Conan O'Brien's friend, but I feel this is a little red flag. that he might be a little narcissist. that I that I got to say why I'm. his friend every time. I feel like I've. already answered this question. You've. done it and you'll continue to do it. I'm called a bottomless hole. There's no. filling this. You can just every time. you're going to have to repeat. What is. that like? You couldn't possibly understand, Bill, could you? I am fully ready to retire. I've had enough from yet. It finally.

filled me up, you know. Uh, I don't. think that's possible. No, it isn't. You. and I have we have a special connection. I really believe that. We're both. gingers. Yes. We both grew up unsightly. from the Massachusetts area. We're sort of the We're the spice in the. stew. That's what the gingers are. We. can't we can't be next to each other. Like, we're only allowed LA County only. allows us to hang out once a year and. have a dinner. There's only two of us. that are allowed to be together. Two. gingers from the Boston area that are.

incredibly a weird mixture of. bitterness, right? That has I mean I. would have gone with anger first, but. okay, we'll go bitterness, anger, um. confused. I I hide my anger, I think, or. have in the past. Don't I hide it better. than Bill? Oh god, don't children. Don't. I hide it when I'm smacking smacking you. in the station wagon? agree. with all my points or there will be a. discussion afterwards. But Sona, you've.

seen and and Matt, you guys have seen up. close the beast, right? You've seen the. beast. We have, but uh for many years on. television, I was a quote good guy, but there was a Bill Burr inside me. Always. Always. Yeah, I think there is. Why you got Why do you got to put your. anger on me? I had nothing to do with. you and whatever happened. How do we. know? How do we know? How do we know? We. were in the same area. I know you're. younger than me, but Well, you were. older than me and you were always. taller. So, I mean, if anything. happened, it was you. You threw the ice.

ball at me or socketed me down at. Fitzies. Something happened, stole the. stereo out of my shitbox car. What a car. What do radio thiefs do now? I don't know. You got to like take the. whole dashboard out. You're just walking. around with this odd shaped iPad. Has anybody got a 2023 Mercedes? Dude, back in the day you could steal a. stereo. It fit in everybody's. car. Another job lost to AI.

Do you go to back to reunions and things. like that? A high school reunions. I. don't know if I told you this, but I. went back to one of mine years ago, high. school reunion, and I was doing the late. night show, well-known person. I go back. and this guy comes up to me and he goes, "Hey, gone." And remember the time that. you and me busted into that liquor store. down by the point and we stole all that. booze, but the cops came and we both. took off and you went left and I went. right and you got all the booze and then. you drank it yourself. And I'm. listening. I'm like, "You have the wrong.

guy. I have never I have never had a. parking violation in my life. I didn't. drink when I until I was like 26. He's. got the wrong guy." But he inserted me. into his story and I thought I bet that. happens to you. Unless No, you were. probably the guy that was I don't. understand how someone doesn't Was it. that 6'4 Ginger or was I mean, how many. of you How many of you were out there, right? Yeah, there was that guy I went. to high school with who looked like Jane. Lynch. I couldn't remember. I I think I. committed a crime with him. No, I I went.

to high school with uh uh I had a really. cool grade like everybody like it was. funny. It was sort of like uh everybody. by the by my senior year, everybody was. sort of collectively partying with each. other. So there wasn't like, you know, you had the clicks, the jocks, you had. the the the people that took wood shop, the uh you know, the burnouts or. whatever, and then just the background. people like me. And then by the end of. it, we all used to go down this place, Dan Road, which was uh this industrial. park that was slowly being built, taking. over the woods or anything, but they had.

like all of these uh dirt roads back. there and these burnt up cars for. insurance and We used to drive. down there and drink and every weekend. it the party just kept getting bigger. and bigger and everybody was sort of. high and drunk and just kind of got. along with each other. So I've only been. to one high school reunion. I went to my. 25th and I had a great time. But but. because I do standup like I go around. and I I run into a lot of people come. out to my shows. So I I kind of have. like this neverending sort of high. school reunion which is cool. um when.

they hit me up or whatever, I always I. always, you know, end up talking to them. backstage and and they get freaked. out about how old their kids are versus. mine. But I You got young kids? Yep. Eight and four and a half. Wow. Okay. My. kids are in their late 50s. My children. I have sciatica. You You started a. little bit late, too, and I'm still way. behind you. Yeah. Yeah. You're way. behind me.