Andy Richter Was Caught Stealing Chips From The Office (w/ Andy Daly) | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

was a nice fun surprise my old pal of. over 75 years Andy RoR just wandered by. and we grabbed him and pulled him into. the uh into the studio Andy how are you. I'm good I was here stealing chips were. you were you in the kitchen no but I do. I do actually uh I have a four-year-old. and I steal chips and put them in the. console of my car so when I pick her and. she's now Brant when she I pick her up. then I've got you know like some the pop.

chips or whatever to give her and now. when I don't have them she's pissed yeah. she pissed you've created the uh the. expectation we have a nice kitchen here. at the uh Team Coco beautiful kit. beautiful kitchen and um Erica Brown. keeps it stocked with these nice chips I. once a month we have to go over the. books and they told me that we've been. hemorrhaging hemorrhaging money and we. isolated it yep there's a there's been a. there's been a chip loss mostly uh air.

pops chips come and get me. screws I love I love that you're. stealing chips now do you do you put. them under your do you just do it openly. or do have you ever found yourself being. kind of f about oh if anybody walks by I. say I'm stealing these and. then and then I put them in the you know. I I have a it's like I have this console. and and I have I my car is such like a. mom car like I have.

I have uh a spoon and a fork I have a. sewing kit I have Band-Aids I have uh. benad dril and uh you know I have I have. all and gum and mints and just all kinds. of now yeah I really am I mean and. it and I it's it's like my purse you. know it's like it's like Mom's purse but. it's the console of my car well I'm so. happy you came by because uh a you know. we had we had a chip built up so we.

needed to LEAP some of them off but I. only take the ones that are not good but. a four-year-old will be like yeah it's. better than nothing like you're. a right you is you know things like. cesty Ranch pea pods and like that. yeah there's a lot of healthy chip I I. think either eat a chip or don't right. but whenever they say no it's made of. soy it's barbecue soy puff puff I. think chips are like the snack.

industry's biggest you to America. Sun Chips they're just it's like cuz. they can't be good for you but they. they're purportedly like they. taste cardboard and weedy enough that. you're like well this can't be this. can't be bad for me but no they're. probably just about as bad as as as L. sunship makes me think they were made by. the sun yes exactly they were baked in. the Sun bugs landed on.

them well I'm glad you're here Andy. because um a gentleman has wandered into. the studio yes you know we have we need. better security here and I'm told his. name is August lint but I don't really. know anything about him and I thought. maybe you could help me uh find out more. about this fellow uh is it August lint. yeah that's. right you got it right on the first try. see I was guessing because you don't you. don't see a lot of later hosen in this. neighborhood also in this weather it's.

like 90° it's hot yeah but it's great. because they're nice and short okay. those are feel good they're a little. they're a little too short yeah a little. too short yeah yeah because I can I can. tell your religion oh stop it that's not. possible it's not possible I think you. must be teasing me but yeah these are. short later August uh are you from uh. Bavaria are you from Germany where you. from these are great questions I from. dor Germany okay and what do you do sir. I work I'm ass salt inspector in the. scherber Pretzel Factory and you inspect.

salt yes I'm the junior I'm actually now. I'm the Junior and the senior salt. inspector and what I do is I the S comes. down a belt and I decide yeah this is. good enough for a pretzel this is not. good enough for a pretzel this is too. good for a. pretzel and that's my job I do it all. day long what happens to the Salt that's. too good for a pretzel that goes to like. a sea salt chocolate or something like. that I see I see something really fancy. like now Andy are you familiar with dorf. because you have German roots I do I've.

never been to dorf in fact the only time. I've been to uh Germany at all was to. with you yeah we did a travel show there. yeah we did a travel show in Berlin and. then one of my favorite segments of all. time is us doing the shoe. plater yeah speaking uh of later hosen. [Applause].

okay it was one of the funniest uh I'm. not supposed to say that about something. I'm involved in but damn it I'll say it. it was one of the funniest things i'. ever just heard about. now now August let's get it attention. back to you because that seems to be. what you want exactly so difficult is. this a how did you get this job as the. pretzel salt inspector oh well I went. they had a auditions it's not a job.

interview it was like a real a high. press audition it was we had Hasselhoff. was there part of the panel of course. sure and. uh oh he was one of the judges yeah was. a panel of judges and then he was like. let's see your salt inspecting and. because the trick of it is like they. really don't want you to judge the salt. by taste because you know I mean then. it's going to go on a pretzel yeah it. should not first be in your mouth right. that's unsanitary exactly so you have to.

show that you can look at it and judge. it that way okay I don't know why you. laugh there it's not funny it's just you. describing your job so you know what. about after the salt's been applied to. the pretzel is there an inspection. process after that cuz I can imagine. that that amount has to be very precise. that's a whole different apartment they. don't let me get anywhere near to finish. pretzel why because I'm not skilled. enough I don't have also to be honest. with you August it sounds like maybe. there was an. incident sometime.

I will go over to the other side of the. building where the finished pretzels are. and I they think I'm touching too many. of them and and not in the right. respectful way okay well why were you. over there wasn't it made clear to you. that you're not supposed to go to where. the finished pretzels are maybe there's. a woman there that I can't get enough of. oh who who is she tell us about what's. her name her name is. gud wait a minute is it is it gerud or.

gud it's gud oh my God and I can't get. enough of just watching her okay so have. you has she does she return your. affections oh no I wouldn't say that but. uh. her she has asked me in writing to stop. leave this alone okay well that's an. important thing because here in this. country and I hope globally there's more. of a movement that if if women don't. want your attention they say that and.

you go away absolutely yes but only. sometimes I will go over and just to. watch her okay well that's that's not. good what what is her job what does she. do like what are you watching her do she. takes okay you can't believe it but she. takes a a cart full of uh pretzels. finished pretzels and she Wheels them. from that machine over to the bagging. machine right so she's just Wheeling. pretzels yeah all day long but do you. like is she dressed in a provocative way. she's got it's like a you know like a.

hazmat suit type of thing oh well this. doesn't sound it's no but you have to. see the way she wears it nobody wears a. hmat suit like. G okay I want to know why they don't. just have a belt yeah the conveyor belt. that takes the pretzels yeah the package. that's a standard thing in most Factor. yeah why does Gort trude have to have to. take this pretzel over toward its bag. You' think it'd be a machine are you. okay August fine yeah no it's the.

nepotism. okay so you think Gort gorrud's related. to someone at the factory oh yeah yeah. her name is gorud scherber she's part of. theber family she's one I hate that so. let me just ask you something and this. is very important to me what do you. think of these American pretzels when. you come to our Shores and you taste our. pretzels you know that you buy at a. supermarket what do you think I don't. want to be like uh what's the word antic. or something like that but there's.

literally no pretzels in the United. States you know what I mean like those. are not pretzels have pretzel they are. what are you talking about that's not a. pretzel I often I'll I I'll my wife will. buy a bag of pretzels and we'll eat them. up you called them that but that's it. doesn't qualify as a pretzel because. it's not made in the right way I have. told your Pretzel factories there are no. dedicated sort and spect us there is. nobody to wield the pretzel to the. bagging area they're not to the.

standards of a high quality German. pretzel okay I think you're I'm sorry I. think you're being a little bit of a. snob here a little bit I'm trying to be. 100% of a snob in favor of pretzels. man hey don't get all hippie on me yeah. wow what is that man you know are they. hard pretzels or soft pretzels that you. guys make well they start out Andy soft. and then you cook them and they become. hard okay that's how the process.

see I just can't believe that there's. that big of a difference between say. like a sniders Pennsylvania Dutch oh for. pretzel and then and then a Schneider. schider bird schider bird whatever you. can't believe does that make of a. difference I can't yeah I mean a grain. of Salt's a grain of salt oh my God what. are you talking about all right I'm. sorry there there you have to consider. the size and the shape and the. opacity and uh do you wear is it like a.

diamond yeah I mean here's my question. do you use any kind of small tool like a. tweezer I of course I have tweezers of. various different sizes to pick up an. inspect the sort and I got one of them. things that are jewels to je Loop a loop. yeah yeah we don't call it that in. Germany what do you call it there's no. word for it we just we just call it that. thing that a jeweler puts on its glasses. wow wow that's convenient for you right. now sure is yeah. sometimes no yeah that's a it's a. limiting language yeah really we don't. put a piece of salt on a pretzel unless.

it's like a 14 karat piece of salt you. know cut Clarity and carrot guess I. don't mean to offend you but I just. always assumed that there was a machine. that just spat a whole bunch of salt. onto a pretzel oh you don't mean to. offend me I'm sorry that's just that's. the way I think it's done in your stupid. country in your Pennsylvania Dutch. place but at schmeider BG pretzels a man. does the spitting out of the salt okay. with precision and care and training for.

years and Hasselhoff approved okay well. listen I'm going to have to wrap it up. with you August uh I want to say this. I'm always admire people and I think. you'll agree Andy people that are. dedicated to what they do and take it. seriously absolutely even as silly as it. is yeah it's important sometimes people. have silly jobs no I mean as silly and I. don't know it just it feels like what. you're doing is probably not making a. difference and you're would be easily. replaced by a hose or something but but.

at the same time but can I just tell you. I know you're trying to wrap it up but. they did try to replace me with a hose. and it didn't go good oh didn't go good. no how bad how how not good did it go it. was a disaster what happened they was. salt all over the place you can't put. salt your holes oh I didn't. know I didn't know were you there when. it went wrong so that you could no I had. been fired okay and I was at the bottom. of a bottle and then I got a phone call.

telling. me the hose was a bust please come back. okay and did you did you have kind of an. attitude when you came back of course I. did and I have to this day yeah like oh. I hope your hoose you know yeah yeah all. the time I'll say well okay you can. always ask the hose again stuff like. that you know a hose doesn't go stare at. gerud either yeah that's true it's gude. G gude my friend all right well August I.

know that and I say this with great. sarcasm that you're a busy. man but I've only got seven months. vacation this. year oh Europe they know how to do it. socialism. uh thank you August and Andy we got to. do more of this this is a real treat. sure thank you yeah I just I saw that. you guys were having fun in here and uh. I. wasn't well you were busy. stealing that's right while you were. shouting yeah I'm stealing this I.

was oh God no recording in. there all right bye-bye everybody. goodbye.