Andy Richter Gifted Conan A Pair Of Leather Pants (Feat. Deon Cole) | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
hi my name is Dion Cole and I feel. amazing about being colon O'Brien's. friends well I'm glad you say that cuz. we've known each other I think it's been. 50. years since I first met you I think I. was three yes I was three when we met. and they were like what are you doing. with that white. stranger why they said why you hang. around that that white. lady who's that white. lady Di.
stay close to Y I don't want you. wandering. away uh I am so happy you're here you. always make me really happy from the. first day I saw you do standup uh years. and years and years ago and then you. became a a writer on our show you always. always make me really happy You' just. got that thing and then I watch your. special and it's hilarious thank you. we're I want to talk about I don't want. to give your jokes away cuz people have.
to watch the special it just made me so. happy to see you do your thing because. you are so funny than and uh and. uh it's just a joy and I also want you. to hook me up with those leather pants. you're. wearing you know who you know I had one. pair of leather pants and you know who. gave it to me probably around the time. no was it would have been before you and. I met each other Andy RoR really gifted. me a pair of like really nice leather. pants once on my birthday birthday and I.
put him on once and my wife said you can. never wait what why did Andy give you. leather pants I don't know I think he. just I don't I think he just thought I. don't know we'll see what happens he. wasn't wearing them anymore. yeah Andy had quit his job at the club. and he wasn't wearing them anymore of. course you look amazing look you know. why can't I wear leather pants you know. why a lot of black Comics wear leather. pants do you do you not when when they. do comedy specials it's like uh uh.
a homage to Eddie Murphy yeah that's. true every anytime you see a a comic and. leather this is to EDD Eddie Murphy so. yeah that's why we wear the show that. you did with me the tour way back in. 2010 there was a part of the tour where. we thought it'd be really funny if I. wore uh uh an exact replica of Eddie. Murphy suit and I don't know which one. it was it it ra it was raw remember it. was this leather bodysuit and I would. come out suit and I would come out we.
made an exact replica and I would come. out wearing this thing and I remember. one of the things about the tour is I. burned about 35,000 calories a night on. the tour and I was insane and I never. slept at the end you can see it hang it. was skin tight when we got it and at the. end it's hanging off my ass I look like. a snake that's halfway through shedding. its skin Oh God but we thought it'd be. really funny if I dressed like that and. came out you look like a Mystique from.
man mid transition mid transition that's. it was a mistake let's just put it that. way it was a mistake how have you been. how's life oh I've been amazing man I. can't complain you know just you know. doing what I do and staying out of. everybody way man and just man you know. I like I'm just going to say there's a. part in the special cuz your your. special is hilariously funny and you. start a joke and then you stop like no.
no no no that could get me in trouble. I'm not going to do that and you say I. don't I don't want him to cancel my Old. Spice. contract I like oh. okay I love your thought. process I like that you're taking care. of business you got to take care of. business you cannot with those want. to I did not want to say the joke man. cuz I was like oh no I'm going get. cancelled for this so I was like I'm not.
going to tell the. right but I had it written down I've bet. there an Old Spice guy in a suit that. follows you everywhere and he's just. waiting right and all he has to do is he. has to P push one pre-programmed button. on his phone and you're done all I do is. look that way and he just does this all. the time he does this does this he's in. the lobby right now is he Terry Cruz is. he following you around it's Terry Cruz. I I did not want to say it but it's.
Terry Cruz Terry Cruz follows me. everywhere foll you. around that's hilarious you know you. have evolved as a comic not that you. needed to because you were always super. funny but I was so impressed with the. way uh you walk out in front of a an. audience and you don't come out there's. nothing needy about you you come out and. you look at the crowd and you say okay.
let's just get started yeah and then you. proceed to be hilariously funny and I'm. watching you and you barely move I mean. I'm contrasting you with someone else I. know say. me who's everywhere trying to connect to. everyone and make sure everybody's. happy and you are this Matador that's. just like standing there and uh and I. think you have you have very funny.
material and great observations but your. face you do you you do so much with your. face that is so funny because you can. look very Fierce you can and you can be. very very I don't want to say like like. Alpha serious deadly serious and then. you can switch to complete goofball for. 5 seconds if it's necessary it's really. fun to watch absolutely man it's just. you know um I never really really even.
noticed that until other people were. saying that they were like you don't. move and I and I went cuz I used to move. back and forth and then I just found. this groove where I was like if I just. stand here and just try to control the. room from this one point maybe it'll. feel different maybe it'll connect. different with people you know and uh I. learned that silence is just as good as. like laughter and so I look for that you. know and uh I can't say man and I'm I.
just had a conversation about you maybe. about a month ago but I was just with. the police. yeah yes officer he's a terrible man. this is why I think this. way do you know Conan yeah this is why I. stole 6' yes yes he told me the world is. mine and I decided to take everything. that I no no but but uh like a month ago.
I was having no and even just recently. we were talking somebody was talking. about Adam Sandler uh new special right. and they were just talking about like. people would talk about how they hated. it and then to me I was like it's. classic Adam s like like if you love. Adam you gonna love his stuff or. whatever you know and I I said you know. what I said I said with the stuff that. was breaking in there and falling apart. I instantly was like man I wonder if was. that like like a homage to Conan I just.
honestly did I said I said I think he's. doing that because he's paying homage to. Conan cuz Conan that's Conan 101 and his. special I just I saw I saw it I honestly. don't know what Conan 101 is Con 101 con. is a mystery to me Conan 101 to me is. when when writing you write a bit and. then you destroyed a bit and destroying. a bit is just as funny as writing a bit. and that's what he did you know what I. mean like he was like breaking down and.
I said man this is great if this is a. homage to cona it has to be did he did. he ever say that no I want my money now. cuz that guy's got a lot of money and he. lives like two streets over from me I. know where he lives he's a great guy. he's an amazing guy he's an amazing guy.
