Adam Sandler Still Yells Outside Of Conan’s House | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hi my name is Adam Sandler and I. feel. I sad about being con sad no no no just. because we we've known each other 35. years no I'm sad because I should give. you more I should give you more no. that's good I like that I like that cuz. we're very good friends and I and I. passed your house again uh maybe two. days ago screamed out Conan you always y. I tell people this thing people don't no.

one in LA everyone lives near each other. but no one everyone lives behind a hedge. and everyone's real cool about where. everyone else lives and one of my. favorite things is this man when he's. outside your house go Cody yeah. Cody I do and my kids wait for me to say. it now they just go all right he's going. to do his. thing and then they go back to tell me. some in their life and then the times. that you've come over when you come over. to my house the first thing you say is I. got to go.

I'm not no one want no one wants me here. like no people are very happy to see you. everyone's happy to see you the party. was great and Christmas Bash we had a. good time Perfecto I saw your son as a. big boy now yeah he grew fast can't. believe it all happened my son grew over. Co is that and he went when Co started. he was this little boy and then a year. later it was time for him to go back to. school and I remembered him I dropped. him off for the first day back an.

inperson school and he got out of the. car and stood up and all the teachers. were there and he kept going and going. and going and they were all like what. the. hell like he had been irradiated with. plutonium he just got super tall yeah. what a nice guy though sweet sweet as. hell you did good doesn't love his old. man that's for sure no no he's running. away running away from. that oh man I wish you had been here for. cuz a good friend of yours was on this. podcast Jim Downey oh man and he did one.

of the funniest openings ever he did. this opening where he said you know hi. I'm Jim down this is the former. headwriter uh on Saturday Night Live all. our favorite everybody put as the number. one he's the number one he's the king. he's the funniest uh crazy genius writer. and Jim Downey's open who was hi I'm Jim. Downey and I'm defiantly proud to be. Conor Bryan and then you wanted this. long thing about like I know people talk.

about Conan and there's the rumors and. stuff but people say bad stuff about. Jeffrey upstein and and I swear to God. so many people come up to you on the. street with this opening I was in. Ireland and people were like oh that Jim. Downey opening was you know that was. that and so he said I'm I mean they say. bad things about Jeffrey fene and I say. uh I say uh wait a minute well no. Jeffrey and and he said and nothing bad. happened to Jeff and I'm Jeff Epstein. and I said no no no he he went to prison. and then he killed himself and he goes. Jeff Epstein he said no not he said I'm.

talking about the New York Finance. year Jeff EP man any he went you know we. could straighten this out what's called. jiz. Lane and you're like Jesus this is so. dark but he was isn't he the the now but. you were when when I was on the show I. was young and yeah I was there when you. came in we started we were together you. but you were already established as. being great but when when I got a u I. was young and excited and when Downey. gave you a joke for one of your skits I.

for me I was like oh my God Downey gave. me gold were you like that too with. Downey when he gave you something if you. could get his attention yes because he. liked to stay in his office with the. door shut yeah and we'd all wait for him. yes and Schneider was the most. aggressive remember when Schneider came. on and he would he would figure out a. way to get into Downey's office and then. and get help on one of his sketches you. know oh the copy making copies oh the.

stingo you know and he would get he. would get some help from him and he. always figured out a way to get in there. I don't know if it's cuz he's small or. what like went in through the keyhole. but we were always mad like God damn it. how did Schneider get in there they got. good they and then the door would open. and dowy would come out and I go oh hey. Jim so I had this idea and he'd be like. walk with me con walk with me and and. walk with me meant follow him to the. bathroom he used the urinal and I'd. stand next to him yeah and I'd be like. yeah so anyway it's a it's a caveman and. he finds a Time machine and uh-huh.

uh-huh you know flush washing the hands. uh and anyway and he be like uh-huh. uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh y yeah maybe maybe. then door shut and then I could hear. Schneider in there again yeah yeah yeah. where where we ordering in. from yeah no but I think back to those I. think back on those days a lot with a. lot of a lot of fondness because yeah. you came in and it's all these years. later and you've conquered the world 75. times over why what I remember is you.

were such you were the most. enthusiastic person back then yes you. were so enthusiastic and your attitude. was this is we are we're at Saturday. Night Live this is amazing let's get. milkshakes you loved milkshakes this is. and then they'd bring food in you go. they pay for them you couldn't believe. it yeah it's like you're everything was. so wondrous to you you know what I mean. and now okay the Netflix jet is here.

whatever it's like yeah there's a time. when you're young and you're only that. young once and I had the same thing too. which is wait a minute they'd be like yo. and here's where the snacks are well how. do I pay for those oh you don't pay for. them oh man you can have those Oreos. what are you talking about I can have. Oreos that's so fun I can have as many. as I want and it's because you're 23. yeah or I don't know how old you were I. I was 23 yeah were you 23 when you got. on that show I think I was 20 I went out.

to LA when I was 22 I think I would have. been 24 when I got started that was a. good that that was just and also that. was the era of um kind of nervous Meek. Chris Rock oh yeah because he wasn't. getting sketches on he'd come by and go. like um what you so what do you guys. thinking about and and we be like oh he. was just he wasn't that Chris Rock yet. you know and he he was he became Chris. Rock after he left after he left the. show then he became I I'd call him up. and I'd say what are you doing being. like working on my standup working on my.

standup and I was like oh he's like I. think I'm going to do a special and man. when that special came out that was we. were all like oh man he just whooped. everybody yeah and then it was so funny. because you I I have this memory of it's. like high school of when the day people. first showed up so I remembered you. showing up you were very excited and. very. confident and happy and just Joy was. just coming off of you which was really. fun to be around um I think Spade Spade.

was nervous Schneider was like I'm gonna. figure this out oh Downey's the key all. right I get he stayed up late though. schn I remember Schneider used to always. say to David about uh you know we're. here all Tuesday night try to stick try. to stick around you know in Sp around 11. you see Spade like my neck hurts man I'm. going I'm going. home we did stay late you always stayed.

late I would sleep there yeah yeah we. had the best those mornings when you'd. wake up nuts and your stomach hurt from. a whole night of being no sleep but it. was and then the read through was around. 3:00 or 4:00 or something you were so. off your brain was spinning around but. you were so You' been up we'd stay up. we'd get in early on a t I'd come in. Tuesday I'd stay up all Tuesday night. into Wednesday you were there late. Wednesday night until your sketch got. picked and then you have to stick around. and say okay well this is what the the.

place this is how I pictured it looking. this is what the costumes you had to. talk to everybody and then you'd get. home kind of late on Wednesday night and. you hadn't slept in 40 something hours. and like an idiot when you're that young. you think this is cool this is really. like I'm I'm like a fighter pilot it's. true because I was I was so in I was so. wanted to be I want to be the fastest. gun I want to be on the edge I didn't. sleep for two days I mean I did these. these two women who are my roommates in.

Williamsburg Brooklyn lyette nonion I'd. come in and I'd almost like bragging. like I haven't slept in 52 hours and. they'd be like oh my you should just go. to bed you know my stool is a white. gel like like um I think this is cool. and and it's just uh and then I realized. later on you don't do good. work you haven't slept yeah that's true. I had terrible I mean but we were we. were just and then making sure that they. typed it up right remember because it.

was back before computers I think maybe. you you hand it you wrote it a legal a. yellow pad we'd say we'd write it and. hand it to anybody Claire I remember. used to work there bunch of people you. hand your skid in and if it was a a word. off cuz we're all writing we're all. sleep deprived and some of us have bad. handwriting anyway exactly and then so. these very nice people would come up to. us at at 10:00 or 11:00 and morning and.

and they'd say what is this what is this. word right here and usually it was a. filthy sketch you'd have to say uh. that's masturbation jizz. machine it's very nice you know yeah. yeah oh I know 35y old woman would go. okay all. right yeah and then we get cut uh I'll. get that sketch on. someday.