Aaron Bleyaert Shows Off His New Sword | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

this is an exciting evening we're here. in. Altadena sona's Neighbors from down the. street yeah they're not your next door. neighbors no they're two houses down. these the ones that you told me heard. you talking yes they they they've. they've heard us before especially when. the boys are crying and stuff they can. hear cuz we're we're loud we're all loud. people and sometimes our neighbors can. hear us and sometimes when I'm outside I. hear my family members like when I'm. down the street talking who's the. loudest person in your family I I would.

say my mom between me and my mom my mom. I'm sure it doesn't happen often but. let's say you two were to have an. argument it happens all the time I know. I was being funny yeah when you two. argue how loud does it get it gets loud. yeah yeah we're not quite you know I. mean imagine how I normally talk and. imagine it like Amplified and I can't. imagine it getting louder than what I've. heard but it probably does I'm just. saying oh yeah it does okay I can. amplify yeah so it gets loud you can you. can get loud probably nah not really.

kind of a quiet. Mouse quiet Mouse oh my God everyone's. laughing you're not a quiet person just. a guy that keeps to himself neighbors. are always going to say he never he kept. to himself he was a good neighbor we. never knew he was going to. snap kept his yard real neat didn't come. to any of the social things in the. neighborhood but you know he's a fine. neighbor so that's me that's that's kind. of guy when you first moved into your. place how did you want to make sure. everybody knew they were living next.

door to you yeah um first of all I. complained because I was not on the map. of the stars homes I'm the only. celebrity to ever do. that you called them and you were like I. went there oh no cuz I have a stand on. Sunset Boulevard and I said gentlemen. gentlemen I think there's a mistake here. and I showed them where I live you have. a huge cone ins sign outside your house. like a car dealership and one of those. and I told them I said you have the. other celebrities that live in my. neighborhood but I'm not represented and. I told them exactly where I lived and.

then I expected to see the bus at least. five times a day yeah did you wait. outside well they first of all kept. saying what is it you do and stuff like. that and they said are you still on TV. and I said that's not the. point I said that is an irrelevant Point. young man you're not to speak back to me. and um they were wondering why I was. wearing a tuxedo and uh but yeah I was. upset I thought I should be part of the. tour oh I'm sorry oh am sorry too yeah. you know other St on the tour.

what what's that sound that sounds like. a horse that's a horse that's a horse a. horse P we have horses that just wait. who's riding a horse the good horse. people okay God God you're good does. that does that mean a person on a horse. or people that are horse people like. there's like a Min or a minur minur. centur centaur the yeah wait you have. centar no no do people regularly ride. horses up and down the street regularly. They Ride there's an equestrian centered.

like not that far and they ride horses. just chill this down up and down the. street and couple times there was horse. poop in front of my house well if you. get horses you're going to occasionally. get horse poop go hand in hand but why. isn't it like dogs why do we have to. clean up dog poop you don't have to. clean up horse poop it's a funny kind of. thing uh for some reason horse manure is. less offensive I don't know why that's. true but people just feel like yep. that's just some horse manure whatever. big deal it's poop it's on the. street pick it up shovel it no you you.

put it in a bag you I mean have you seen. them they're huge you'd have to have a. have a truck driving behind you no it's. just not it's not feasible look work on. getting a mail system first and then. we'll get the poop off the streets okay. fair good deal no I'm not going to agree. with high thank you for the high high. five I did not high five you that was. for the record there was no high five. don't do that that's not that's not how. my hand would sound if I high-fived. anyway sound different so looks like we. had a pretty good time I'm leaving again. no no are we filming this just so we can.

put out a clip of Conan highing himself. can we do something I don't know how. much it's going to cost but I'll pay for. it and when I mean I'll pay for it I'll. get out of the company somehow but it's. not going to touch my part do some do. some sort of cheap animation where it. looks like son and I high-fived over. this and I don't care how cheap it is. just make it look in a very crude way. like Sona high five can I ask for. another use that her hand in the air. right now no no no no no no I would like. I would like a and even if my arm bends. over to weird Ang.

does I want a GI of this Conan. high-fiving himself like a dork n like. an absolute dork just highing yourself. no I run this show oh look my phone no. one no one likes you everyone loves me. loved everywhere wants to make you looks. foolish don't be fuelish you remember. that from the 70s you weren't aive not. at all not at all during the energy. crisis stop bringing me into this leave. me Al don't be fuelish leave me alone. you that even mean the energy crisis.

they didn't want people to waste. gasoline so I remembered there was a. thing that said don't be fuel F they. spelled out fuel Fu L fu- Lish and they. said don't be fuelish and for some. reason that just popped out of my head. too I don't know why I'm think I'm. having a major occlusion in the mind. it's the altitude it is the altitude. we're up here do you notice that our. breath you can see our breath yeah but. why I thought that was the fire no it's. the temperature no it's not that cold. you know what I can see my I think it.

may be the vapor in the air oh the vapor. or also Sona had. garlic you know what's really funny when. I was in your kitchen oh man this killed. me and you heard my voice and you said. do you want garlic and I said do you. have any like you wouldn't have garlic. yeah that was really we had a good laugh. let's high five nobody had a good thanks. take it and do that too no no no clip it. out clip it out three the three times. you done it and do it again no NOP okay. Loop it well with with cool terminology.

like that there's no way they won't. listen to you oh man I am I have. seriously been questioning how my life. has brought me to this point I know I'm. so sorry girls I think it's cuz he's in. my space and it's making there's a. different energy here yeah you're. feeling invaded yeah because you're. you're you're on Al Thea hey no. I'm not at all I'm just mocking it you. know in a shitty way it's a very. different thing hey I have a question. how weird would it be if let's say we.

weren't doing this tonight okay this was. not never happening and you were getting. ready for bed and kids are asleep tax. turned in okay and you look out the. window and you see something and you. look closer and I'm in your yard right. where I am sitting in this chair oh no. in the dark and for no reason wait no. how freaked out would you be is that. slend why do you think about it's like. Michael Myers Mike my yeah and I'm just.

sitting here like this that's harrowing. you sitting there I don't that's the. weird thing is I don't know I'm just. sitting here and you're like God and so. you freak out you wake up Tac he's. like no no English English Tac and he. was like you know um uh what what what. and he rushes to the window and there's. no chair and I'm not here G you're gone. yeah or then he goes back to sleep you. check one more time no that's here. smiling just like this that's so scary.

isn't that scary that's really scary. what if we thought you we didn't know it. was you and then he took his sword and. he stabbed you with it what sword Tac. has a sword you know who else brought a. sword today blade brought a gigantic. sword that he got from the Renaissance. Fair can we please talk about that for a. second he went to the Renaissance Fair. and he bought a sword he was afraid he. one day may have sex so he quickly went. to the Renaissance Fair what to make. sure that his celibacy would be insured. for all.

time um why did you bring a sword Tac is. the only other person I know who loves. swords as much as I do and so I bought. this cool sword so I wanted to show Tac. my cool sword no one else likes swords. no wait it's not that we don't first of. all there's just not much use for them. in the modern world that's all I think. once you have a sword you you find a lot. of uses for it you know it's kind of. like when you have a tool you're like oh. yeah I can tighten this up I could. tighten this up you know slice things. yeah instead of using a normal knife you. could use sword so what kind of Sword.

does tag have Tac has like a it's a more. Japanese style sword Katana I don't know. if it's a katana I don't they're called. I don't know what it's called he's. inside and I I could ask him but I don't. I don't know I don't know guys I don't. know what kind of Sword it is Let It Go. but it's not like Blaze sword Blaze. sword is like no so that's yours is a. medieval that's a King Arthur sword. Jesus Christ and it's sharp it's really. sharp and you you brought that just to. show no it's okay I can see it it's good.

sword why didn't we roast a weenie with. that that's you know what I mean do you. mind me asking how much you paid for. that how much did you pay for it I how. much did you pay for it was a deal how. much did you pay for it I paid $380 for. you're. fired cuz you waste your money on. good luck at the pawn shop sorry. I'm sorry bla I just needed to deflect. you were there with a sword he didn't. mean to shame you but I would what if. you what if we stabbed you cuz we.

thought you were an intruder that's what. I'm talking about now this is just one. of those things where I sometimes wonder. just picture you looking out the window. no one's here there's no reason for me. to be here and I'm just sitting in this. chair and I have just a slight enigmatic. smile E I don't like that are you lit up. like this well I have my natural pale. skin that shines like a. moon I'm just thr like that I'm just do. this I don't even know why you think of. these things I think of these things all.

the time wouldn't that be weird things. like that are much scarier to me than. someone jumping out hacking at you just. a Conan in your backyard sitting in a. chair smiling in the night when you. don't think you're going to see him. what's more terrifying than that ter. honestly is not anything I can think of. that is more terrifying than you just. sitting in my yard I really do think. that is really terrifying but I get what. you mean when you you think about weird. things yeah like there was the the solo. stove lighter fluid and it said do not.

drink highly fat flammable and I was. like What if I just drank. it well let saying it out loud I'm. that's a death wish I know I hear it I. hear it it's not the same as what you. were thinking what I was saying it's. terrible don't do that don't drink that. you're the mother of two beautiful boys. yeah got your whole life ahead of you. don't do that but what if it's also like. you know when you're on a rooftop bar or. something and you're like I'm just going. to jump off son no no only am I the only.

one the worst I ever do is if I'm. watching a play I go there's nothing. stopping me from walking up on that. stage and giving them all wedgies right. now you know well I think your physical. strength would stop you what do you mean. I think they would I don't care who was. in that play children if it was a play. of old women they would beat the. out of. you you know when we do live shows. sometimes I'm like I'm going to say. something really bad and my life mean.

Ser bad words like like I don't know. something I don't know racist or. something I know I think about this. you're not a racist person I'm not but. I'm just saying like there's so much at. stake what if I say something that's so. bad my life is over takes you seriously. no one no one what no no but I mean. people just think like oh that goofy. Sona you know what I mean you think they. won't take me seriously yeah I don't I. think you're safe had fun try some right. now a serious person no I don't want to. that's point I'm like you have a good.

heart I'm just saying things that I. shouldn't be thinking about I think. about a lot sometimes and it's I'm I. really I thought everybody be like oh. yeah I think about jumping off a roof. sometimes when I'm at a restaurant but. the fact that no one else thinks that. really makes me uncomfortable right now. and I'm feeling a little awkward and. vulnerable I'm feeling very vulnerable. Child Services is on the way yeah just. aded I just admitted your children are. sleeping upstairs and you admitted you. want to drink lighter fluid and then you. want to jump off a roof oh my God I.

think you're going to spend a couple. days they're just going to you away from. your kids that's all I really thought. you guys would help me out with that I. don't know what to say I'm sitting with. a guy who wants to sit in a backyard all. night to scare someone a woman who wants. to jump off a building and a guy who. spent $380 on a sword and I don't feel. like a normal person but you guys make. me feel so sane you're very sane you're. not sane yeah he is no he's not you're. not a sane person he's a little. eccentric but he's heaning but compared.

to you people I'm just John gu next door. who's racist now what. listen that's it that's. it oh my God so what what are they. killing who knows it could be anything. are those Coy what are those Coy coyotes. that's coyot attacking an old game show. host they're tearing apart wink marale. right now we better wrap up this episode. yeah get the sword out what is what are. we going to do with this that's so what.

do you think they're getting a cat it. could be a cat could beome it could be a. raccoon don't list all animals in the. world Jesus you're like the you're like. the coat jacket Noah's Arc a horse a. horse no it wouldn't be a. horse whoa oh my God that is so chilling. did you hear that ladies and gentlemen. that was crazy I hope our mic's picked. that up that was fantastic I don't know. do we have ambient mics that would pick. that up uh yeah we have ambient Mike. well I'm sorry we're not it probably it.

probably P I would imagine pretty loud. it was pretty loud that was pretty. that's crazy and you hear that all the. time huh all the time where's Tac is he. around when this is happening you if you. find out that t was doing it what me the. guy yeah what if what if ta a werewolf. what if when he say a w what if he said. when he says he's going to karate he's. really just going to kill creatures I. think that's a exotic excuse for I'm. going to go out you just say like I got. to go to work and check on a few things.

no one says I'm going to karate and then. does something weird cuz karate in and. of itself is kind of out there well I'm. going to go chop at the air while. wearing. pajamas really I'm up to something kind. of kooky do you know what I mean it. makes no sense that martial art is. hundreds of years old and you just tore. it down to chopping the air while. wearing pajamas well anyway I'm sorry my. apologies to an entire way of life yes. uh listen I think it's time what better.

way to my God you can't hear this at. home cuz these are very these are. directional mics these mics have been. set up by Eduardo he had no idea that. something that traumatic was going to. happen but the sound was absolutely. thrilling it's like a this is like a. real nature special it's night time. we're here in Altadena and what sounded. like maybe 15 or 20 coyotes just. surrounded some animal started shrieking. toward aunder incredible and then it. just gets quiet then listen how quiet it.

gets little moment of silence for that. gone. animal now they're fighting over the. carcass no also like the bill. like I had who had I only had one. paw why do I have to pay as. much he had two he had two paws in the. tail I'll get the tip he had two paws in. the tail and I had one paw. I didn't drink any of the blood he drank.

all the blood now they're fighting about. that just going at it man incredible. riffs oh there that might be a new one. no no this is a new one no now they're. fighting about the tax I can't believe. there's a food tax we're in aladen you. know we don't even have mail service. well anyway let's wrap it up it's been. another good episode of goooo golly in. the gumgum. tree um I think it's called chill Chums. for reasons I don't even remember.

anymore it's called fan service that's. what Adam tells me Adam sack says this. is fan service this is an all-timer. episode is this the same episode where. you guys argued about points that was 4. hours ago and that was this episode was. that this episode holy Christ yeah you. left for a while it's amazing you left. and you built a house from scratch I did. I went out and trained 15 wild coyotes. all right.

well thanks for listening to this. episode of. sharonies chilled shamaro I'm a guy that. well this is uh this is where my career. has brought me we can we can end it we. can actually end this episode I keep. trying to but you don't no one helps me. it's you that you you do the end you do. the ending okay you end it end it take. it easyish the more you try to talk the. less you can talk it's hilarious you do. the end and you do.

oh God the more you try to end it the. less you end it ladies and gentlemen. from aladina this is Conor O'Brien. saying it's been. nice uh oh my God vodka with ice I'm so. close to my house and I feel so far away. you did this for 30 years just end it. okay well that was easy I go like well. that's our time good night everybody you. can do that stay tuned for last call. with Carson Dy. [Music].

uh I'm going to go spend 40 minutes. wiping the makeup off my face in my tiny. dressing room get out everybody.