Aaron Bleyaert Dressed Up For Conan | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
a number of weeks back you really laid. into bla about how he was dressed right. and if you'll remember we asked him to. come back looking his best in a formal. suit and as sober a gentleman as he. could possibly be yeah I do think uh. there's a generation that's lost its way. and uh they're always wearing ironic. t-shirts and Kookie watches and bucket. hats and uh they're they're not kids. anymore bucket hats yeah yeah you know. what I mean just the whole oh and and.
and and bla I've known bla bla has. worked with me for a very long time I. knew him when he was a kid and when his. attire was appropriate but for his own. sake I thought it'd be nice if he just. took a chance on dressing up and blle. here you are and I have to say you look. fantastic yeah bla come on over okay. come on over bla is here and um come on. in bla get over here look at him he. looks fantastic wow I don't like this. what do you mean that looks I think he. looks awesome you look very handsome but.
this is not this is not everyday blle. well okay as you know him but if you. only knew Daniel Craig as a guy that. wore if I only knew Daniel. Craig keep your nighttime fantasies out. of my show if we if we only knew uh. Daniel Craig is a guy who wore cargo. pants and a ho farted. t-shirt and then he suddenly dressed as. James Bond one day you might feel like I. don't know about this but look you look.
good thank you thank you I uh I don't. feel good why I feel weird man I feel. first of all there's I like to be uh. fashionable and I like to be comfortable. there's too many clothes on I'm wearing. too much clothes really well there's an. undershirt then there's this shirt oh I. didn't say wear an undershirt oh who. made you wear an undershirt well this is. what you wear when you dress up you wear. a suit you don't have I know but you. don't have to wear ant sure yeah this is.
not blade this is not the blade I feel. like you're about to drive me to the. airport thank you look look I don't want. to I got nice shoes on look at these. shoes you got a normal watch on I got a. Rolex wearing a Rolex wait a minute. where did you get the wait where it a. birth birthday present from my from my. mom yeah little ro ro wait a minute wait. a minute wait a minute wait a minute. stop the show okay your mother on your. birthday gave you a Rolex is she. president yeah what the hell well. because she knows I like watches and. like my mother on my birthday would make.
me a poached egg yeah and I like houses. my mom doesn't buy me a house what are. you talking about you got a you got a. this is going in a whole different. direction now you you always make fun of. my watches and so and so I thought I. wear a nice watch because you always. wear watches where it's a joke the watch. cost $3 it's bright yellow it's made of. marshmallow it doesn't tell time it's. from Japan got a nuclear reactor thing. you got to count up the minutes whatever. yeah and it's isn't it funny I can't. tell yeah okay thank you thank but your.
mother gave you a yeah my 40th birthday. it's a nice birthday she gave me a nice. a nice and my whole point being this is. me dressed nice and I I will I you look. great I don't think I don't see a. problem I came in today every single. person looked at me weird everyone's. like uh like h no first of all everyone. thinks I'm either going to a funeral or. presiding over if you well first of all. or or you're actually the body or you. look like they just po the.
just gave it one last check to make sure. if this guy's really gone oh yep he's. dead all right I don't like you neutered. him I like you neutered Blake I think. first of all where did you get the. suit I I got I got the suit at uh I. think at Macy's okay Ser all right well. it looks good it's a nice black suit. it's a classic thank you now I'm just. going to say Rox watching a Macy's suit. huh well it's it's it does say uh made. with recycled polyester on the inside. it's by it's by J J forart classic J for.
there's my boy first of all you didn't. say I have to wear a nice suit you just. said a suit nice suit thank you yes it's. a nice suit it's recycled it's recycled. which may explain why it doesn't feel uh. terrific okay it's because you're. wearing uh 800 uh liquefied bottles on. your back it is very hot the suit is. very warm okay well you chose to wear an. undershirt that's on you and can I tell. you something there are ways to dress. well okay and and earn the respect and. and of people around you without going.
this far meaning you don't have to wear. a tie you don't have to wear a buttonup. shirt we told him to come in as formal. as possible though in his defense you. know well well we wanted to go the other. end of the spectrum yes yes and uh I I. am just saying that I want you to. consider you're not a kid anymore right. okay I think I looked it up I think you. were born in. 1956 it's close yeah uh no no how old. are you uh 45 okay you're 45 yeah you're. not a child.
and I do sometimes uh look at you and. think oh you're you've got the Peter Pan. syndrome you're still dressing as a. child and maybe that's going to. influence your life negatively maybe. potential Partners may not take you. seriously if you go into a club they're. going to say uh what's going on with. this guy right you know why is he at the. club telling this guy he has Peter Pan. yeah well but can I just what to wear at. the. club but I I Club fantastic.
of course the greatest Club down inros I. feel like I don't want to give some a. potential partner a a false bill of sale. a false false good like they know what. they're getting right they know what. they're you know what you know it's like. ah and they might like Japanese watches. I don't want to I don't want to attract. someone who thinks I have more than one. nice watch you can still wear those. goofy funny watches where oh look it's a. watch but guess what I have no idea what. time it is um cuz it has no hands it. just has a face that cries sometimes I.
do have one that you can tell the time. by oh yeah what's that Adam well part of. the conversation is this mik Con yeah. part of the conversation last time was. also around you know looking. professional in the workplace and right. so that's one thing I think I think you. do look really good and there have been. studies that say you know if you dress. for the job you perform better yes you. like lose the stress of wondering what. people who wear uniforms often perform. better I think because they're they're. like not looking at what other people.
I've always liked uh I always liked Uh u. in Show Business when people took Show. Business seriously and dressed up when. they came on a talk show I always. thought that was kind of nice um and uh. and and I think we have an environment. here at our. company uh people are coming in they. know that con O'Brien's going to be here. this is no but you what I mean there. there's an expectation that people will.
dress up this is like the comedy Vatican. oh my God I understand what ad saying. I'm just not not that I'm same but like. me being the pope headed by tyrannical. figure with only symbolic then uh and. then you guys uh no no I'm the voice of. God on Earth and then uh you guys are. like Swiss guards you know you're there. and you're holding your Pikes and uh we. not even like Bishops or anything oh God. oh God no no you're just standing. outside with those Goofy axes that no.
one's used in over 800. years but bla um I'm just I think that. Adam brings up a good point which is. when you dress the way that you dress. yes you're just going to have goofy. ideas you're just going to want to go. eat a burrito you're just going to go. want to grab your you know uh your Wii. controller Nintendo switch gum gum and. uh and play your game of uh gorar and um. all this sounds great though no no no. but but you you this doesn't sound like.
an argument you Al so I'm agreeing with. you that sounds all that sounds you. still do all those things right but. dress like someone who commands my. respect wait can I say something though. I think what Adam's saying is right if. you work at like an accountant office. but if you work for the circus right. which we do which this really is an. absurd place the lion tamer is very. well-dressed the ring Master is very. well dressed trapes artists in their own. way are quite elegant in fact most. people at the circus are very nicely.
dressed in their own costume let's say. your job is to pick up poop like you're. a civil worker and you pick up poop. you're not going to dress up in a suit. when you're picking up poop you dress up. but you wear a uniform you wear un even. someone who's picking excrement from the. sidewalk as they're living and by the. way I'm not putting that job down that's. a real job saying that's my job is on. this podcast is to pick up poop now I'm. saying that there are certain. environments that have certain. qualifications how about this how about. this not dressing up and wearing a suit.
and a tie but Adam as the the head. honcho here the overlord the uh scheming. monster The Man Behind the Mask he's a. bishop yeah um I look at Adam I look at. Adam Sachs and I say Bishop material. yeah um uh but um what I'm saying is. what about like boiler suits that say. Team Coco on the back wa you want to St. like coveralls hold on no not hold on no. that's hold on what I'm saying.
is something akin to that like what they. wear at a nuclear power plant yeah. doctors nurses they wear uniforms you. know all in those like the army of. coveralls and hard hats and GES yes I do. I would like it if everyone Eduardo if. we came up with something that was kind. of cool would you be up for wearing it. here at Team Coco I'd be up for it I'm. on team Conan on this uh I like because.
because it would be nice and look at the. way it D we the Lakers hat yeah but if I. listen I I used to sell Man suits for a. living at Mac's actually but that was. six months. ago uh I I I do believe it's important. to dress to impress um whenever possible. now and all I'm saying is and you you. know look I love the shirt you're. wearing it looks fantastic a. CR a a cranberry t-shirt that been. overwashed you have good memories from.
college about you you what are you. talking about I'm weing it's like you. killed a mechanic and then tried to pass. not at all this is came home to his wife. and said I'm home honey what are you. talking about I know is your collar. popped up make a decision like what is. it look I think I look fantastic and. I'll tell you something else I look like. I could be a film director no I could be. a director on a film you're dressed like. Lenny from Of Mice and Men yeah well. want to see the rabbits no your Blues.
are too close okay listen I like to wear. blue cuz it makes the old peepers pop. and it's and uh it worked for Sinatra. and I think it's working pretty well for. me uh before we go Adam I do think I. want to pursue this idea I want to see. if we can find something that the men. and the women are all okay with wearing. that's a kind of a standard uniform I. like it and then I want us the cameras. to be rolling when we break this to Andy. RoR and we watch him physically beat the.
you to wear this uh well that's. interesting yeah they're G be standard. host scarb like host have their own I. will I will wear something consistently. as a bond villain does the bond villain. you jacket I would wear like a n jacket. and I'd have like a fake white cat that. i' pet but then you guys would do for. that but I do think there's something. that we should investigate there might. be a great way and and also what about. like young people that are just starting. out here uh working at here and their.
brand new employees maybe they have to. wear the boiler suit but then there's a. then there's a it's like the Army then. there's a rank above that but we wear a. uniform now I'm starting to get on with. this this is oh I'm no I'm not okay well. go ahead John Wick you know how like the. people that work the patching the. telephone calls they have style and then. the Continental has its own sty gu what. I love I mean I love the John Wick films. I would first of all you're dressed. Allah John Wick right now and that's why. I think it looks cool I love the John WI.
so what we're we're talking about is. like tears of the utilitarian people the. administrative the talent and they're. all thematically linked but they have. their own specific look are you into the. into it now I'm getting there okay okay. and and this would be paid for by the. company you would come in you would you. would leave in your uniform you'd come. here and change into your uniform would. would have lockers and I'm and and would. change into them and I'm not even. kidding I'm not even kidding we' change.
into them and um Sona you would have to. go to your locker and change your. clothes I don't want to do that well. you're going to do it and I'm going to. be there when it. happens God I. Hon no I honestly no no no you won't see. me there there'll be a window there'll. be a window that only I'm allowed to. look through and again I haven't I don't. I don't read the papers much and I don't. go online much but I don't see any. problem in today's society. with me having a little peeky.
window oh God anyway Adam get on. this going to go through the roof we're. going to we're going to figure it out I. took a class in college on costume. design so we can I can I can work some. things up you know what guess what if. gle's in I I I I'm I don't want to do. anything to dissuade Matt gorley I want. you in on this so yes you can have a. final say I promise what final say okay. done I'm in. are you kidding well looks like I did it.
we. win.
