A Staffer Tries To Take Away Conan’s Pizza | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

well now it's time we take a look at. what pizza art is like when it gets. boiled in an oven yeah but it wasn't. really I wouldn't say boiled but they. took I think very accurate portraits of. us depicted in pizza and then shoved. them into a would you say 750 degree. oven to 900 to 900 degree and now we get. to see what happened which one should we. start on okay we know where we should. start let's start on mine okay and this. is a wonderful depiction of me in about.

six years. I don't even see that is me six years. from now oh I see it. this is every Uncle I ever knew. what happens to an O'Brien uh if we. don't put on sunblock and um. A's falling apart well and also the. pizza's not doing too well. yeah surprise.

and your earring has moved up your head. yeah yeah so the heat I guess distorted. your ear you still have that wonderful. hair made of pepperoni which is not. unlike your own hair very high in sodium. and um very greasy yeah so you and I. look terribly distorted you know who. actually doesn't look bad Matt gorley. well that just means I'm pure of heart. and innocent of Soul no it just means.

that you were meant to be a pizza. Sona and I were meant to be humans that. live on earth uh wait a minute I see. your glasses still yeah yeah you do look. like Rivers Cuomo after a terrible house. fire. um but that's a compliment yeah that's. an improvement yeah no no you look you. look fine I think we can all agree that. Matt your pizza depiction held up the. best under intense uh temperatures I win. this challenge you do Sona how do you.

feel about the way you look you know. what I'm a little. um I'm I'm I don't I can see my eyes and. uh I don't think I'm I want to be a. pizza can I say something Sono yeah I. recognize this version of you it was. after we did a week of shows at. Comic-Con and you would hit the bars. every night yeah about four or five six. years ago that was what I would see in. the morning going. bum that was why I depicted yeah that's.

what I saw that doesn't make any sense. and I um I just look like Irish people. do after a certain age there's nothing. we can do about it I want to eat myself. well I'm gonna move on okay it got. really quiet after I said that I'm a. Pizza it's not like I actually. want to eat myself can I quote you on. that I'm a piece I am I'm just. saying I want to eat my pizza okay all. right yeah why are you it's fine I don't. want any trouble from her Matt would you. distract this insane ball so I'm not.

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t-mobile.com. hey I have an idea brought to me by. other people. let's eat our own faces I literally. to be fair okay you know what I don't. care anymore can we get our other faces. in here. yeah we're also gonna need we need to. cut our faces oh we do need. face cutters. you don't want to just peel it off.

just grab a chunk do I want to eat my. chin my eye my forehead thank you this. looks amazing thank you so much how hot. is this or is it still it's cooled off a. bit it's cooled off okay I'm gonna take. some here's what I have to do first I. have to remove this offending oh look at. that a solo show a solo stove very. nicely incinerates the uh mushroom I do. not want to eat that's good cheek.

um I'm going right for my jawline what. an iconic jawline oh my God oh my God. tastes good yeah. I look horrifying. but I taste good yeah there's been. loaded with cheese a lot of cheese. happening on Conan's okay I'm tasting. some amphetamines what's happening. incredible mine Taste of charm and. mm-hmm.

and and why. how's your son again I understood. pepperoni mine's really good your kids. eat pizza your little twins yeah they. like pizza they don't eat it that much. but they like it what's their favorite. food yeah what's their favorite food. lamb chops and corn come on I'm not even. kidding my favorite food is lamb chops I. my favorite food is lamb chops you need. to leave what's your favorite food great. cereal what. waiting up for reals what is it my.

favorite food bean and cheese burrito. that's lame. can I speak to you under the chair. please. I'm gonna call a new career low for me. I have talked to the greatest people in. the world and then with you two idiots. eating our own faces made of pizza. and you're having the dumbest argument. I've ever heard. and I just saw.

that my career was over can I get a. napkin or am I in some kind of medieval. time. this is delicious this is really good. mine tastes fantastic mine's good too. but I'm really full and I'm I'm done. yeah oh thank you honey you know I'm. sitting under these stuff mom are there. any stars no no it's nice to be out here. yeah I'm enjoying myself I like being in. the night air yeah me too. um I'm enjoying the fraternity the. company and also the sorority thank you. it's nice this is nice this is really.

nice I like summer s'mores I wish to do. it um in the winter we should have. winter s'mores and Autumn s'mores Autumn. s'more spring if we do spring. Sports I'm out. well I'll talk to the advertising. department and see if they can monetize. it we don't need an Advertiser we can. just do it because we're friends yeah oh. no I would never do this. I'm here because there's a commercial. tie-in. and the second there's not I'm out of. here you just said you like the company.

yeah yeah I like the company and then. there's an asterisk at the end if it's. endorsed by a product I believe in like. solo stuff okay fantastic oh God my. pizza once the rest of the who wants the. rest of her she's got a lot of spunk. yeah take good care of him would your. are you trying to take my pizza. away from me. Jason schleming's been with me almost 30. years did you try and take a pizza away. from an Irish a giant Irish guy trying.

to eat it I did I apologize did you. immediately realize the mistake I walked. away immediately yes it was like a great. white shark was chewing on a dead seal. and you were trying to take it away yes. mistake hey big guy could I try a piece. of your face get the out of me I. give give me a piece of your face or I. will quit do you need a thing no I need. a piece of face do you need you need a. thing turn off some face for uh what why. do I hold glasses over there call me old. glasses I don't know your name I don't.

have a name.