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Hey, Conan O'Brien here and welcome back. to Summer S'mores 2025, baby. >> Oh, outside and feeling alive. >> What? And that's no jive. >> Okay. Well, >> and sometimes I get the hives. I love. that actor whose last name is Clive. >> Are you talking about Clive Owen, the. one with the first name of Clive? >> Yes, I was. >> Okay. >> Yes, I was. That's the sad part. Let me. tell you something. As incoherent as I. am in studio, I'm worse when we get. outside. >> I like it. I want to tell everyone um. where we are. Uh we are this is the.

first for us. It's daytime. >> Yeah. >> We traditionally do summer s'mores at. night. >> Uh we now thought, hey, let's do one in. the day and see if there's a different. energy. And we are in a very special. place that I didn't even know existed. We are in the backyard at the uh. headquarters for the Conan Octopus, the. ever growing international conglomerate. known as Team Coco. Yes, Spectre. We are. an octopus. Uh and if there were more.

than one, I'd be Octtopi, of course. Uh. >> we've been over this. That's not true. >> Shut up. Okay. >> Shut up. >> It's not. >> Hey, there's here's my new improv guy. Shut up. Shut up. >> Okay. Shut up. >> Okay. >> Shut up. >> Okay. >> Let's do a scene together. >> Come in the door and say what's going. on. >> Hi. Shut up. You shut up. Shut up. You. shut up. Shut up. You shut up. You shut. up. You shut up. And scene. >> Yay. They broke through the wall. New. kind of improv. Upright citizens brigade. out of the out of work. Um, so I don't. go outside the studio much.

>> because my foe is the sun. >> Yeah. >> Or as I call him, old soul. Uh, that fiery ball of hydrogen in the. sky. Uh, I don't love the sun, as you. know. I'm kind of a uh necromancer. I'm. the undead, right? >> I like to be in tmbed within my little. studios and podcast uh places. And so to. come outside is a bold move. But we have. an ally. >> Yeah. >> LLBAN. >> Yeah. >> LLBAN. supplied these incredible umbrellas.

which are making me feel safe outdoors. >> That's good. >> Now, I had heard of umbrellas. I've been. told about umbrellas, but uh these are. apparently top of the line. They're. great and they're completely providing. total UV protection. So, I'm outside for. the first time in years. >> That's That's good. >> Yeah. Sona, you're adding so much to. today's podcast. >> I know. And. >> you're you're head to toe in dark. clothing on a a pretty sunny day. >> Very lightweight clothing. Yeah. You.

know, uh. >> a full jacket. It's like got to be. warmer. It's got to be mid80s, right? >> Can't take any chances. It's very light. This is a very light jacket. of course. t-shirt that I happen to love which is a. California bear. >> uh playing the electric guitar and uh um. he's got Ray-B bands on or sunglasses of. some kind. I don't know. >> Speaking of sunglasses, Son is your. sunglasses uh look great. >> Thank you. They are LLBAN. >> Are they really? >> They really are. >> I didn't know that when I asked you. He. said lying. What? I didn't know LLBAN.

even made sunglasses. >> I didn't either. And then right before. we were going to record, I I grabbed. these and I put them on. I love you are. a bit of a a bit of a shoplifter. >> I grabbed some sunglasses and took them. >> Things are laying around. I'm going to. I'm going to take them. >> That's why you've been kicked out of. many museums. >> The um everything here, the umbrellas, uh this uh these these mugs that we're. drinking out of. >> Yeah. >> I mean, gory. Oh, what's there's a. cooler over there, but it's got some. cold ones in it. >> We could put our feet up, right?

>> Sure. >> It's chill. It's We're the chill chums. If you can't put your feet up, who can? It's summer s'mores. Summer S'mores is. back. We're outside. We're in uh the. cool little um sort of grassy area. behind my podcast, my sort of Stark. Industries. >> Have you ever been back here? >> I said before, not really. Oh, >> okay. My dogs peed here a couple times. >> I can tell. I'm getting that sort of. harsh ammonia smell. >> I can tell they had asparagus.

>> What's that? >> Okay, guys. Feel free to jump in at any. time or I'll just carry the whole show. Uh anyway, I thanks to Oh, and these. chairs are llban. Great back support. >> I'm taking all of this stuff. By the. way, no, I'm I'm not even joking. >> She's already brokered this deal before. we even started this. She gets to keep. all this. >> Oh, you know, my my house burned down. >> You lost your house uh in the as did. many people in the Altadena fire. >> Yeah. >> And you have you lived with your parents. for a while. >> Now you've moved into a new place. Yeah.

Still figuring out what you're going to. do with the old Aladena property? >> Yeah. Well, we're going to rebuild it. We know that. >> Would you like me to rebuild it? >> Absolutely not. I don't think I've ever. seen you hold a hammer. >> Never have, but I'd like to try. >> I will build the um the sort of main. structure of the house. >> No, that's not a good idea. Well, we're. going to do it and we're going to record. it and monetize it. >> That's a hard no for me. I mean, I. reality will try it. >> No. No. That's a terrible idea. >> Well, >> wait. Yeah, maybe. You know what? Conan.

will try it. Like, oh, I'll try you'll. try um. >> like scuba diving. >> or you'll try playing beach volleyball. >> I die in the second season. >> Okay. >> Uh first episode, second season. And. it's just playing it's just not even. playing volleyball. It's just going out. to play volleyball and there's sunlight. Uh but these these chairs are great. You're going to take everything because. does your place isn't furnished, right? >> No. I mean, we're we're in the process. of furnishing it. A I like it. They're. pretty. And B, I just I just want them.

So, I'm just going to take them. And uh. >> Wow, this is good. >> So, thank you to LLB. And these. sunglasses, too. >> Yeah. >> And this we know that we're allowed to. keep this stuff. >> I don't know. Um, >> you're just going to take it? What's. >> now? They have to give it to you. I. mean, that's now. >> What are they going to do? Is Is Bean. going to come and take it from my trunk? >> Excuse me. It's LLBAN. >> I know, but I'm just. >> Only I can call them Bean. >> It's lost leader Bean. He'll give it to. you. >> Hey, Bean. >> I don't In my head. Bean. >> LL is one guy and Bean is another guy.

>> You're thinking of Abra and Fitch or. something. >> When LL met Bean, a new magic had been. formed. It's not Wilbur and Orville, right? But it's really nice back here. I. have not appreciated. We have a lovely. spot back here. This is gorgeous. >> Yeah, it's really nice. We should hang. out here more often. >> Well, I should hang out here more often. You don't. >> I think it'd be nice if there was like a. little statue or something. I think it. would be cool to have No, seriously. >> Of what? >> I don't know. Like a Buddha or something. cool and calming, you know. >> No, I thought you meant a statue of you.

for a second. >> No, I'm You know, I know I do. about it. >> A little fountain statue of you peeing. in the fountain. Like a little baby. Conan. Yeah. >> So, it have a baby penis. >> Yeah. >> Yes. It would. >> teeny teeny tiny. >> Your favorite thing to do was joke. because you you drew me with a micro. fallus on the album and you were so. delighted with that. >> I still am. And I call him like I've. seen him. We've shared a shower. You. know, >> we have never shared a shower. Trust me, if you saw what I was packing, you. wouldn't fit in that shower.

>> Okay. >> Well, let's get a statue made and maybe. it can be all pipe. You know, it's just. a little guy. >> All right. >> Oh, God. >> Just a little guy. >> So, the water is just going right into. the ground. >> It's It's a penis that's jammed into the. ground and it goes 4 feet down. >> Oh, god. >> Waters the whole aquafer. >> You didn't think that was. >> Larchmont is irrigated by Conan. >> Didn't take us long. I love there's some. nice flowers here. What kind of flowers. are those? Are those uh. >> Is that buganilia? >> I don't really know my flowers. It's.

It's terrible. I don't know if anyone. >> a lot of that when I was a kid. That's. why I know that my job as a kid was to. do the work on our yard with the. buganilia and it was that stuff grows. like a weed. It's a nightmare. >> Can I say uh one thing that I bothers me. aesthetically. the back. When we first. moved into this place and converted it. to a podcast studio, we had to run a ton. of cable and wire through because we're. a serious podcast. So, they have all. these what do you call them? >> Conduit. >> Well, conduit. Thank you. Thank you very.

much, Eduardo. And I want to acknowledge. that you're here as well. You're a God, he's a good-looking guy. >> Oh, he is. No disputing. Thank you. >> Yeah, we are a good-looking bunch, man. I'm just acknowledging Eduardo for now. and then we're going to sprinkle out. acknowledgements as we go. But anyway, uh conduit, >> okay, there's conduit. >> and there's all this conduit in the back. of the building and it's uh very garish. uh electrical conduit. It's all over the.

place because there's a ton of wiring in. the building. And I saw it and I went, "Oh, that's too bad." And the plan was, "Oh, don't worry. Those are instantly. going to be covered in vines and. flowers. Yeah, cuz they just planted. them. >> That was three years ago and nothing. They're still there. These meek little. vines are going, "Not sure I'll grow. this year.". >> Can I Can I just say something? >> Yeah. If either Matt or I brought up. electrical cables. >> You're so right. >> You the way you would just on us.

You just talked so much about electrical. cable. >> I didn't just talk about it. >> and conduits. You were like, "What's the. word for it?" Oh, it's conduit. >> I didn't just talk. I owe. >> pine. Nobody can see these. >> Wasted real estate in audio podcast. You. know what's wasted real estate? A nice. grassy lawn where you're looking at. conduit. That's wasted real estate. This. could be a beautiful place to have a a. dry chardonnay, some kind of baro. You could sit back.

here with a glass of uh a keiante uh and. you could enjoy the nice nature that's. that's back here instead. I mean, it. looks like there's we're powering 15. iron lungs. >> You really find the best in everything, don't you? >> Yeah, you do. >> Well, I'm just saying I see the world. and I see a world. >> pergola with this like what is that like. a wisteria vine? The per the pergola is. there and all the wisteria is there to. cover up uh massive satellite dishes.

that I put up. We have a uh. >> and you put up. >> I put up. >> All right. >> I had it installed. Um and it can we. have we can return missile fire if we. need to. This place is ready to go. >> Okay. All right. I sometimes I think. someone can just walk in from the. street. >> Well, the problem is they can walk in. the street. The the missiles are to. attack people in Cincinnati. these I saw. some posts there recently that I did not. appreciate. >> about you. >> Yeah, but no, we people can wander in. >> That's cool.

>> Gates often unlocked. Sorry to get that. out there. >> Well, if we've covered all that, we. should say because we're out in the sun. here, we do have a special guest and we. need to make sure that your needs are. tended to and maybe we could bring that. guest in. >> Gina Lola Brida. >> Yes, that's right. >> When I go back with a reference, I go. back with a reference. What's that? Um, so anyway, uh, to have my needs tended. to, I'm told he's a great man. Um, he's. been my personal physician since I met. him several years ago in one of the only.

phone booths uh, that still works in the. Los Angeles region. Let's get him in. here. Dr. Aoyo. >> Hello. >> Always better with Dr. Roy. Nice to see. you. Hi. Hello. >> Dr. Royo, good to see you again and. again. Everywhere I go, people ask me. about you because of your presence in my. hot ones. >> Were you you ministered to me? You you. cared for me. >> I I think I saved your life. >> You probably did. Uh only to prolong it. and make it even worse. >> Yes. >> You're here to offer me advice.

>> Yes. >> Here's the question. Um I consult you. about everything. It's hard to find you. You don't have an office. >> I don't have an office. That makes it. harder to get served. >> Um so, >> okay. Well, I just I kind of a loose. cannon. I roll I I roam the street. >> You have asked me uh because I try and. make an appointment with you. There's. someone who says they're your assistant, but it sounds suspiciously like you. >> Oh, I uh Does it sound like this? Hello. >> Yes.

>> That would be Yeah. >> You're tough to nail down. >> Yes. >> And often when we meet uh you don't have. an office. >> I don't have an office. >> And you have met me uh in a parking. garage. Usually you prefer a higher. level. >> Yes. Exactly. Exactly. Um it I get a. workout that way and uh and I meet you. in the open and uh and I'm here to. answer any questions you have about um. about the sun, about your exposure to. it. Uh. >> that's what I wanted to ask you about. We are here, we're shooting outside.

We're very well protected by these LLBAN. umbrellas that would probably block a. lot of the damaging UV light. But you. want to have a look at my skin and see. what you think? Let's Let's take First. of all, let's just see how hot the sun. is today. >> You're using a Wait, you're using. >> That's pretty hot. >> What are you What reading are you. getting? >> I'm getting Well, it only goes up to a. billion. >> Okay. But. >> yeah. >> Wow. That's. >> amazing. And those are usually I see. they use those at the doctor's office to. take temperature. >> Exactly. You are recording the. temperature of the sun with that. >> Yes. Yes, it is. And by the way, you.

mentioned that the uh the sun is your. enemy. It is not your enemy. It's your. son is your friend who wants to kill. you. >> Okay. >> It's there's a sl a frennemy. Exactly. Exactly. We need the son. >> So what do you recommend doctor with? Please tell me you went to medical. school. >> I did go to an accredited. It was. accredited at the time. >> Okay. >> Um yes, I did go to a medical school. >> And what is on that site now? That was. once your medical school. >> Oh. Uh it's uh well there's no there's. Yeah, they they had to take the whole.

site down. It was on um. >> it was on juno.com. I don't know if. anybody remembers. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Okay. Anyway, the point is, and I. think I'm making a good point here, one. must look after their skin. >> Absolutely. >> Always consult your personal physician. or dermatologist or in your case, um, clearly a sham artist. >> Uh, what's that? >> I have a lot of bravado. I have a lot of. >> bravado and I think that goes a long way. in the medical profession. >> What do you think about my skin? Well, as we all know, the skin is the largest.

organ in the body and. >> second largest. Chuch-ching. >> Oh god. >> Right. Right. When it's engorged with. food, the intestines can be big. >> But. in this case, I think the skin is. larger. >> Um but uh. >> so uh but. >> I think barrier protection. That's. barrier protection. >> Barrier protection. >> So what would you recommend I apply to. my skin? probably a sunscreen of a high. uh SPF. Of course, the uh this I I.

happen to have some here and uh we can. just put some on the top of your hand. here. If just. >> put some here. >> You're using a small spatula. Now, I. know this brand. You have to take off. the cap. >> and you have to uh. >> squeeze it on. >> Yeah, exactly. >> These are. >> This is a sterilized spatula. Okay. You. took it out of your. sterile pocket. >> Oh. >> And this is the sterile pocket. >> We couldn't hear you. Uh, that was the. American Medical Association helicopter. >> dropping information leaflets to stay.

away from me. I understand. >> Uh, you use a spatula to apply. sunscreen. >> It's It's more sanitary that way. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> I don't think Okay. I've never thought. of that. >> I already rinsed it. I I had scrambled. eggs this morning. But this is We're. going to have So, we're just going to. put it on there. And that creates a. barrier that will protect you from the. sun. >> That is a lot of sunscreen. >> It is. Well, you need a lot of sunscreen. because you don't have any melanin. >> I have no melanin. Right. So that's. going to So I'm going to leave this here. for uh later and you can just apply it. to the rest of your face to the any part.

of the skin that's exposed. >> You just you didn't even do the fingers. You didn't do any You just put it right. here on top of the opposite the palm. >> below the knuckles. >> Yes. I like that. >> You like it aesthetically? >> Aesthetically. I like I like this sort. of a panda look. A little white. A. little darker. >> Yeah. It's uh Yeah. >> Um I uh I appreciate your counsel. >> Thank you. >> I appreciate your friendship. >> Sure. I appreciate your absurdly low. rates. Yes. It's hard to believe. I. mean, I spent. >> I think the last visit I was with you.

for an hour and 10 minutes. You ate a. lot. It was a restaurant. >> Uh and but you charge nothing. afterwards. >> That's right. That's right. I keep my. fees low and uh and I keep moving. That's my That's my MO. Um but uh Erin, if you could bring in that uh one of one. of the This is a little life hack. I. don't know if uh if you're going to be. out in the sun this uh this uh summer, if you're going to the beach or. something, um just remember that the sun. is a star and uh like many stars, it's a.

vain son of a So, what we do is. we reflect the sun back at itself so. it's checking itself out and it has less. time for you. That's that's the idea. Boy, that was funnier in rehearsal. Anyway, now we have a well in rehearsal. >> I didn't rehearse that. I can't believe. there was a rehearsal for this. >> There was no rehearsal. >> But did you notice this star just got. fixed by his own gaze in the mirror? >> I do. Listen, I get the joke that I'm a. star and I'm vain. Uh, and that was the.

bit. >> I think it didn't land because people. see me as a humble man, >> a man grounded, a man who uh is anything. but starlike. I just I I'm I'm like a. simple monk wandering the earth. spreading seeds of joy and wisdom. So I. wish I was a therapist. >> Okay. I wish you were too. >> Well, you could go to that medical. school and have it shut down. >> Yes. >> You're a you're a fine man, Dr. Royal. And we will not judge you on whether.

this bit did well or did poorly. >> Well, I I assuming we're going to cut it. uh in editing. I will look like a rose. >> Uh. >> I will continue. Um. >> um Mr. or I'm sorry doctor. >> Doctor is my my birth name. I was. Christian. Dr. Aoyo. That's how I can. get away with. >> your Christian name is doctor. >> Christian name is doctor. >> You are a monster. Um look what I'm. doing. I'm spreading what you did there. to hear. >> Yes. >> And this is I think a very wise thing.

I'm doing is um but Dr. Royo, thank you. very much. I know you're busy. He said. sarcastically. And um maybe we'll see. you later on. Uh sounds good at summer. I'm always here. I have. >> I have a Motorola flip phone. >> It's a Motorola flip phone. Yes, it's. the latest. >> You're getting a call from Gerald Ford. What's happening here? >> The latest. >> I have an appointment. I will see you. >> The latest. >> The latest from 1997. [Laughter]. >> What? Where you going? You got You got. an appointment?

>> I do. >> Yeah. Okay. >> It was a very nice pleasure meeting all. of you. I'm going to get those. sunglasses back. Um. >> would you uh take the um. >> I will take the mirror. >> take the mirror bit away and also but. leave the llban tripod. >> Very good. >> No one makes a tripod like llban you at. the next screen cuz I'm a little exposed. here. >> Of course. Of course. >> Thank you. >> Okay. >> Wow. You didn't even try to be inept. >> All right. >> And Oh my god. That was Dr. Royo doing. the best throw he could.

>> Wow. >> That was. >> that was terrible. There's no. >> Please show that again. I'm sure there's. not an instant replay for that. >> Instant replay. >> Wow. >> To see that again and to know that Dr. Royo wasn't trying to do something. funny. >> This This is just cake frosting, by the. way. >> I know. Yeah, it is. It is. It is. He. stole that from a a bakery somewhere. There's a very sad wedding cake. Dr. Roy, >> enjoy your summer, sir. >> Dr. Royal, I think I've said goodbye to. you nine different times.

>> I think so. I I will see myself an. elevator. Get out of here. >> I will move on uh right now. >> Are those are those for anybody or. >> uh we're not talking about these yet. That's going to be a later segment. >> I promise you there will be food. available and um I'm sure you're your. pockets are lined with tin foil per. usual. >> Yes. Well, a lot of cold cuts in there. now. >> All right. Isn't that the sterile. pocket? >> Um. >> well, he's got food in there. It's got. sterile salami. >> Uh well, it was nice to see Dr. Royal.

>> I love him so much. He's uh he's um a. terrible terrible physician. >> He's really bad. >> He's very bad, but I keep him on and. kids love him. >> And I can't wait till he has his own. show. >> Oh, okay. >> So, he doesn't come on ours. Um this is. quite nice. I have to say it's nice to. be outside. >> Lots of good things coming up here for. this series. >> Do we? I don't know. I I want to say I. I'm going to be honest. I didn't give. this any thought. I just came in and I'm. sure you've been scheming and scheming. and scheming. >> Where is the alcohol coming out? That. comes in the third episode of these four.

outside. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> So, we've got s'mores, we've got a game. or two, we've got alcohol, we've got. more Dr. Aoyo if we need it. >> All right. >> If we need it. >> Um I need it. >> I couldn't be happier. I couldn't be. happier. Summer Smores is here again. As. you know, I get as uh giddy um as Satan. at a terrible tragedy. Uh I'm I love it. >> Oh my god. What? I was just picturing. Satan and he's like everyone's really. sad cuz something bad happened. >> Yeah. >> And he's really happy.

>> Oh, he's really Okay. I thought cuz a. lot of people died and he's like I get. to take people to hell. >> Well, it works anyway. Why are we. talking about it? >> This is you giddy. >> Yeah, I know. You seem very like. >> I'm not giddy at all. Those conduits are. really getting you down. >> I don't know. It's the conduits draining. me of my essential life force. Uh but I. am happy to be here. If I've come across. in any way as tired of summer s'mores or. jaded about everything in life because. I've reached such high highs, okay, I. apologize. >> Do you remember that last year at your. place, too? He was this way. He was a.

little like a little. >> You were sick last year. >> You were. sick last year and you were, you know, you were Yeah. >> How sick was I? What did I have? I. >> You had like a cold. >> Oh, >> like a just a regular cold. >> I don't believe in going, "Oh, no. I'm. sick." I believe you tough it out. That. is absolutely not you. You're very like. I'm cold. I have a cold. >> That's medicine. >> That's the impression of me. >> I look I there I will take some.

medications. >> I'll take medications even when I'm not. sick. >> I love pills and powders. Oh, >> okay. >> Potions and oils. >> Oh, you just lazily. >> You just That was a summer s'mores rap. sign if ever I've seen one. >> Blame made this. No, no. I'm saying you. I looked at you, there was a long pause. >> and then you flipped it up and it was. upside down in a lazy manner and I think. that set the tone. >> for maybe our last summer s'mores. Who.

can say? This is exactly what it should. be. We are now arriving at what summer. s'mores should be, which is cuz it used. to be with Conan and the chill chums. So, is it not still? >> Well, it is, but we got to remember to. put the chill back in summer. >> What? >> What? >> What? I don't know what's happening. >> If you guys were chill enough, you'd go. along with that. All right. >> Okay. Well, no one said this would be a. good show. >> No, you're right. >> Asking way too much. I love that I'm. staring at the garbage here.

>> Jesus Christ. >> Talking about things no one can see. I. can see it. I'm looking right at it. The. gates open. That's our garbage us out. You're harshing our buzz. >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I love it back. here. It's wonderful. And I can't wait. for all of our Team Coco fans to uh come. back here when we invite them all to. this very small space. Um I'm I'm going. to wrap it up for now. This has been. episode two of Summer S'mores 2025. Now. you know what it's like. >> Once we first get outside, it starts off.

a little kind of chill and mellow and. then it just starts to become a house of. fire. >> It's when you give me alcohol. That's. when That's why you got You guys keep. pushing it, but we should just. >> bring it out. >> We moved it up this year. >> Move it up even further. >> Okay. >> Well, I got to go make it. We We're. We're not important. But yeah, we did it. on the fourth episode last time. This. time we're we're going back to. >> Maybe the fans want us to start earlier. I don't know. If only there was some way. we could check in with the fans. >> Yeah.

>> But this is pre- internet and. >> latest Motorola. >> Yeah. Yeah. So, we'll find out. But tune. in to the uh next week for the uh third. installment. >> of Chill Chums 25. This is Conan O'Brien. talking to you from the uh well the. conduit riddled backyard here at Team. Coco. Uh it's really uh it's it's. incredible this facility. It's. incredible. It goes 700 miles. underground. >> It's amazing. So um we'll see you soon.

and peace out. Be kind to those around. you. What is life but a series of. moments and you have to enjoy each one? >> I'm sorry, but you've said goodbye at. least 10 times. I'm sorry. So, I don't. know how you can get on me about. delaying my exit when you're doing Okay. Uh, see you next time. Thank you, Dr. Royo. You saved my life.