A Fan Made Conan’s Bad Slogans Into Posters | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Conan here got a little segment to do. and I don't know anything about this. segment because Matt gorley has some. scheme up his sleeve what's up a long. time ago I don't know if you remember. this we actually did I think you did a. riff about uh inspirational posters that. you might see in like a grade school. class or something but with some. unexpected phrases on them uh well a. wonderful wonderful listener named. Timothy Sanders who has some of the. nicest penmanship I've ever seen. beautiful looks like a cerilla.

typewriter has taken it upon himself to. make some of these no starting with. these lovely Turtles you're the one that. you knew you had to be oh are these ones. that we said on the air that was making. up yes that's those are those. those are great watch yourself get. married with a glass of water that's. fantastic whatever you think you were. that is what it. was so stupid that's a Volkswagen Thing. I believe oh my God car in the.

7s a story of spontaneous podcast banter. tomorrow is yesterday's idea of what you. ate a Team. Coco. paperback um you can't judge yourself. from within well that's actually a good. one yeah and I love that cat just. hanging in there is it good does it make. sense sure it does okay I don't know if. it does sunshine is the regret you used. to know during daylight are these ones. we said I'm not sure some of them are.

these AI I remember this you did this. who farted William William F. [Laughter]. yes back that up of course Jane. Austin that's my favorite one that's I. remember that one now now it's coming. back to me if you're listening too you. can check these out on YouTube yeah. these are fun God Drop It Like It's Hot. ho of course Melville during his Drop It. Like It's Hot phase and finally I'd hit. that Mary Todd Lincoln and a picture of. sexy Lincoln those are great aren't.

those amazing he is sexy in that picture. yeah I'd hit that for sure look at that. he no I don't think you would he's he. very depressed I mean um look at his. face he's got great bone structure nice. high cheek bones 6'4 just like your. don't compare yourself was there some. question about his sexuality at some. point too I think everyone's sexuality. is questioned at a certain point uh yes. someone wrote a book and I think it was. a lot of it was based on the fact that. Lincoln shared a bed when he was uh on. the circuit but then it was revealed.

that everyone had to share beds back. then so just cuz you shared a bed I mean. I regularly share a bed with a good. friend of mine who's that Eric. gri we uh anyway that's our business. it's good friends and when we're on the. circuit together riding sometimes you. come to an inn and you have to share. what circuit what is this the Vaudeville. cir what what do you I'm just making. up uh this is Babble did you guys. sleep in bunk beds when you were in. college we did freshman year who was on. top I was on top that's fun he was on. the bottom I like that top bunk too now.

I love the top bunk it's like wee I'm. way up high this is just a freshman in. college I was like Yay I'm up high we. yeah I can't believe you guys didn't. have bunk beds growing up in your house. my brothers and I slept three in a room. for a while yeah that's why before. Justin was born so it was Neil and Luke. were in twin beds and I was in a cot at. the foot of their bed for a bunch of. years the sad and my C was up against. the wall and my mother used to put us. this is you know way back in the day. she'd put us in these little brown shoes.

with hard you know heels you know kids. say they all wear sneakers but back then. if and then you know the mid 1960s or. whatever you they give you these little. brown shoes that you wore and my mother. would make me take a nap every day at 3. in the afternoon and I didn't want to. take a nap so I put my back on the bed. and with my shoes on I would kick at the. wall with my heels why youpp shoes cuz I. wouldn't take them off cuz I'm not going. to kick the wall with my bare feet so.

and my mom would just let me kick it out. and I swear to God the wall has since. been replastered and repainted but part. of me wants to go back to that house in. Brooklyn Massachusetts cuz my parents. still live there and I want to take off. the paint and you will see little Conan. feet that are crushed into the plaster. because I was so enraged that I was. being told I had to take a nap at 3: now. I would love it if someone told me to go. take a nap at three wow CS are small did. your feet dangle off I was a little I.

was a little boy Sona when someone's a. little boy they aren't who they are now. wearing tiny clothes I know but you also. you're thinking it's like a sketch Here. Comes baby Conan hi everybody I'm. wearing a diaper and goooo Gaga duck. your head 6'4 Conan baby no I was a. little boy and then I grew over the. years yeah then when you grew cuz you. lived at home till you went to college. so what did where did you sleep did you. still eventually I got moved up to the. attic that's right okay they moved me to.

the attic they banished you well it was. a controversial move everyone else. agreed it was the right place for me I. see I was at the end of a Long Hall in. the attic and all I wanted was all I. wanted was a desk up there and a bunch. of rubber stamps cuz I wanted to stamp. papers my God and I would I was obsessed. with having a little office and I was. always like I've got to go tend to my. Affairs bing bing bing bing and a sign. papers and i' I had some stamps that. meant nothing like REM put rubber stamps. on the I know I know stupid what a weird.

kid what a weird man I was Tuesday Adams. long before Tuesday Adams anyway I grew. up wday Wednesday oh you know. what I'm. sorry you know just from the show the. anders. [Laughter]. family no uh on on leap year she's. Tuesday at oh my God all right I'll give. you that all right I got myself out of. another scrape all right that's our time.

for now remember I was a weird child.