2024 Memorable Moments: Conan, Sona, and Matt | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien needs. a friend that was very official sound I. know I was trying to do I was trying to. channel Conan who is not here today. that's right Sonam messian has moved. from second chair to first and I would. move you would move what what are you. talking about no no no if if if he left. which he is not here you would take over. as like the guy no absolutely well yes. you okay but Conan is not here because. sadly last week his mom and his dad both.

passed away within days of each other. his dad uh Dr Thomas O'Brien was 95. Conan was actually shooting overseas for. his Mac Show he came back to Brooklyn. and then while he was there his mom Ruth. reared in O'Brien died at ' 92 and today. is actually her birthday I didn't know. that no kidding today is her birthday. and so you never got a chance to meet. his parents I never did no no I so you. know I worked for him for a very long.

long time and his parents were very. impressive very remarkable people in. their fields there were celebrities in. their own right his dad was a. microbiologist he retired at 90 and I'm. hoping Conan will also retire at 90. really I think he's gone too far already. you do no I want to ride those coattails. until the very end don't you yes of. course just like wheeling in a a. decrepid. Conan to this studio that's is terrible.

I'm so sorry I'm like sweating cuz I'm I. have to talk about serious stuff but um. but yeah his dad is a legend in his. field and his mother was actually one of. the first graduates of Yale law school. and she became a partner at her Law Firm. when she had five kids and like the. second female to do so right second. female to do so I mean she was. practicing law when there were like. dining Halls that women weren't allowed. into and so she would sit outside these. dining halls and men would be inside and. she'd be sitting on her own little table. outside and she was like a partner in.

the at the law firm so it was like. they're just incredible people it's a. huge loss so Conan's with his family all. 800 of them and he mentioned to us that. he wanted us to do this and to set up. the context as to why he's not here. right and be transparent about it that. he's with his family and so we've. cobbled together some of our favorite. moments of the last year so this first. episode will be from the inos and. segments which y Conan and I do together. and then next week there'll be an.

episode of some of our favorite moments. from the various guests that have been. on the show in 2024 okay I mean I'm. acting like I don't know what you're. saying but we had a whole conversation. before so why are you doing that I don't. know you're thrown by having to be. serious on sirusxm it's in the name know. I know but it is a really sad thing I. mean i' i' you know over the time. working for Conan I really got to know. all of his family all his siblings his. parents they were always really nice. it's just a really hard thing to to talk.

about and um I think that it's beautiful. that they passed away within days of. each other it really is it's it's. strikingly poignant in a way I know and. yeah like you said I haven't met his. parents he wouldn't allow that uh but he. kept you away we have't thinking about. him a ton and I saw my extended family. and everybody yesterday at my extended. family people who he's never met and. he's met some of my extended family was. like please tell him I'm thinking about. him anyway we are thinking about you.

boss yes yes we are we are it's um it's. a really hard time for him but you know. he's still coning he made fun of me this. morning so I think he's doing okay I. think his exact words were the show must. go on but you guys have to do. it a dick we could still call him a dick. even though he's not here no none of. this changes that he's still a dick a. grieving dick is still a dick exactly. yeah I think that that's okay a grieving. dick is still a.

dick wiser words yes and that's why I'll. be delivering the eulogies oh my God. what am I doing I can cut why can't I do. this normally you can in the end it'll. it'll sound fine okay all right okay. okay so let's move on to our first clip. I think an all-timer not just for 2024. oh my God this is one of my favorite. things that ever happen I agree it's. Conan makes a stranger take a selfie. with him I will say I have watched this.

clip over and over again like once a. week I'll just go back and watch ity. that you love the feeling of Conan's uh. like desirous ego being it's just it's a. perfect story it's told perfectly it's. so funny it has payoff it's just great. okay let's roll it I have a tale to tell. uh and it's an embarrassing tale and I. think these are the ones you guys like. these are our favorit this is a true. story I just flew in from Boston I was. seeing my family there and uh I uh you.

know I check out my family I check out. my family hey you guys are looking hey. Mom Dad you guys are looking good sexy. nuclear unit uh no I was checking in on. my family uh and uh seeing my my my fam. my sibs and then I go to Logan Airport. and I'm going to take the flight from. Boston to Los. Angeles and I am in the line you know. you wait in the line to hand your stuff.

over put it on the conveyor belt so. you're a little distracted but I'm you. know taking my belt off they always say. you can leave your belt on but it always. sets it off so now I take everything off. I'm pretty much naked when I go through. that thing but I'm taking everything off. I'm putting it down into this bucket and. this very nice kid who's wearing a white. sweater and he has glasses and dark hair. and he says oh hi Conan and he could not. have been nicer he said um your show. means a lot to me your your TV show. meant a lot to me uh I've listened to.

con O'Brien uh needs a friend all the. time he is Armenian he introduces. himself and I think he said his name was. Arman he could not have been nicer and. he was talking about he's very. beautifully talking about what what the. work has meant to him and all that and I. just had like the nicest conversation. with him and he was kind of holding his. phone but we were just about to go. through whatever the X-ray machine and. so he had to put his phone in and I was. kind of thinking I think he wanted to do. a photo but he didn't okay a hold on but.

anyway we go through and I'm thinking. that guy was so nice so then they they. want to look again at one of my bags uh. I think it's you know how many men. travel with nine bottles of hairspray so. it was. suspicious uh and it's Aquanet it's for. old women they don't even make it. anymore it was like a two-day trip it. was a day and a half. trip and so and it's all not all for my. uh for my hair but anyway um no it's I'm. saying I inhale that stuff it's an. incredible High uh shout out to talk. that but anyway um I get.

through and I get called s of my stuff. and I stand up and standing there uh. white sweater glasses dark. hair uh sky and I walk up to him and say. um hey let's do a selfie and he said um. okay and he starts to fish around in his. luggage for his camera and I'm thinking. he was just holding his camera and he.

doesn't seem that. interested and what the that's. weird I thought I was being super nice. cuz he said all those nice things and he. starts to pick it up and he goes uh okay. and I went I look at him and I go wait a. minute oh no it's not that guy I just. want I swear to God I just so this guy. who's just a guy who's. wearing and I look over and I see the.

other guy listen to me I see listen to. me I'm not kidding this I swear to God. this is all exactly happened I see the. other guy he's wearing a sweater that is. practically identical they look very. similar and he's got glasses and I see. him standing over at a post holding his. cell phone thinking why wouldn't he take. a c and he's and I'm looking at this guy. and he goes uh okay and he takes a. selfie of us and so look at it from his. perspective he's sitting there waiting.

for another relative a girlfriend or. whatever to come through and con O'Brien. walks up and goes hey let's do a. selfie he must have thought you were. insane he thought I was insane. and so then I started to go no no no I. thought I thought you were him and I'm. pointing to the other guy and the other. guy isn't even looking at me at that. point he's looking at his phone cuz he. just got a text and there's no good. explanation for why you would walk up to. a stranger and say hey hey buddy let's. get a selfie you're going to want this.

you're going to want this so so. somewhere out there there's a guy who. isn't a. fan doesn't care maybe actively dislikes. what I. do I came up to him and made him take a. sopie and I can I just and so then I. walk up to the other guy and I said I'm. sorry I thought he was you and the other. guy I'm just you know there's no now he. just thinks oh so all non- celebrities.

look alike to you no I think what. happened is there was no first guy and. you just got a bad reaction from someone. you wanted to take a selfie with and. this first guy's your like Fight Club. Tyler D guy that gets you to do selfies. nice nice try yes that I see Phantom. people no I loved it was so perfect and. I I don't have photos but if I could. show you a photo of what both of them. were wearing you would laugh because. some selfies exist though it's as if. it's as if uh a higher being God said.

this is going to be really funny I'm. sending down two people who look. somewhat alike and they're both uh in a. and they're both wearing this very. similar sweater and uh and like dark. jeans so whatever that that happened oh. my God and I just keep thinking about. this guy just like okay where's where's. Sarah I just got to wait for Sarah to. come through. hey hey let's take a selfie what do you. let's do it right now come on get the. camera out like you're doing him a favor. hey buddy and now I think I CH you hey.

guess what randomly every H hundredth. person gets to win the ultimate Lottery. you think you're about to be selected. for improved security no no you're. getting a selfie with Conan O'Brien I'm. sorry and you do what come on Late Night. show 90s 2000s NBC TBS come on come on. podcast come on come on get the camera. let's. do incredible that's that's a that's. just happened that happened 36 hours ago.

and I I the minute it happened I said. these exist this is why I have the. podcast because this is fresh this just. happened hey buddy let's do it get the. camera out let's get that. selfie I love that you said these two. selfies still exist but that probably. just. deleted he never took. it like yeah oh yeah I took it oh there. you go he and you know said he said.

click he said. click and I was like I didn't think he. pushed the phone and then I saw him walk. up to a trash can and throw his iPhone. away and it was the new one it's the new. one with the funny new. cord oh man that is true that picture is. probably out there somewhere yes if this. person like has this never made its way. back to that person I want to see that. photo so badly Arman it's me it's.

Sona he said he's Armenian maybe he's my. cousin or something but um yeah just. show us this picture wait no we don't. want his picture we don't want it with. our we want it with the other guy that. he like went up to I just love to see it. yeah I know it's awes that was one of my. favorite stories also very sweet that. he's he was visiting his parents he said. in the beginning of that clip and I I do. have to say Conan visited his parents. constantly so I mean he was always. anytime he was on the Co he stopped by.

Boston so he made do selfies with him as. well I. know uh all right this next uh segment. is called Conan tries sona's lip gloss. we've had a few things with my. chapsticks this one is more recent if. it's the one I'm thinking of is this the. one where I was have I like kept. reapplying cuz it was really tasty yeah. and then he basically ate a whole tube. of it that's right and I wouldn't touch. the stuff I know I he stuck it in his. mouth I think and yeah he uh it I don't. even know where chapstick is I actually.

think I may have thrown it away I think. he ate it. all I'm a chronic lip moisturizer yeah. what's that all about but the thing is I. got a new one and I was like this will. be nice cuz it's like a tube and then it. comes off and then I it tastes so good I. keep licking it so you're basically. eating it you're eating it where is can. I see it can I take a look at it would. you hand it to me and when you say what. you called it when she was putting it on. oh well she kept putting it on and I. said what is that say something stupid.

sauce uh cuz you sure are using it a lot. uh give me some lip it's called we're. just giving these people a free plug we. are do you mind if I put it on right now. I promise I don't mind I really don't. sore I have a sore that appears. monthly you KN that why are you looking. at your hand are you going to put on. your hand no okay on your lip yeah it. tastes good and also it doesn't I it. doesn't stay on that well I have other. stuff that kind of just like stays on oh. my God this tastes fantastic that's what. I'm saying I keep eating it and.

so this is delicious I'm not kidding. it's delicious oh my God just keep it. you got to keep it now you have to keep. no I'll give it back to you he's just. sucking on. a Gogurt this is amazing what's in it oh. God do not ingest oh now with 40% less. asbest uh this is incredible this really. does I see now why you keep applying it.

because it's very delicious you ever put. it on the finger and then use the finger. to apply I don't no I just go straight. from tube to mouth but um well you're. putting on a lot do you see what I mean. you know why I'm putting on a lot I. don't think I've ever moisturized my. lips oh not once have you ever seen me. moisturize my lips in all the years. you've known me I I do you moisturize. your lips I always have a chapstick with. me I never do I don't. Edo it's foreign to me so sh your lips. are so shiny right now well they should. be that you know what draw attention to. the mouth they always so shiny I've got.

two chapsticks with me for some reason. weird but why am I don't I don't know if. I'm doing something wrong but Eduardo. back I don't participate in that yeah I. don't I just think well we're in the. world we didn't when we evolved from the. great ape uh he did not moisturize his. lips so then you don't need to use. sunscreen oh okay that's just that's. cruel that's going after my disability. that is that is. but you're oh my God you're putting on.

so much of it oh my God this is. disconcerting but you know what the. thing is I I laugh a lot if you can see. this on video don't don't zoom in zoom. in skip it help. me help me oh my god with your like five. o00 Shadow I'm over. moisturized god um you should Lu what. does it taste like though what's that. what does it taste like though try it go. ahead oh come on it's fine the no listen.

the sore I get erupts once sh it with. your finger don't even open it just try. it you coward put it on Eduardo Edo I. promise you you're all talk. dude literally don't be a. little never kiss Conan on the mouth. come on no Eduardo I'm telling you I. what do I lick just don't lick it it's. for your lips put on your lips but then. lick your lips lick your lips I mean it. has a tint Eduardo lick your. lips look at that what's it taste like I.

don't. know I've never used lip before I don't. know if this is what it normally you. know why this is this is why ad wo's. never been hired to do an. infomercial try this amazing new product. what do you thinking wardo uh I don't. really want to try it no Edwardo it's. the amazing new lip balm try it on your. lips I just put a tiny bit but Edo. doesn't it feel good I don't. know I didn't say it was bad I just. I didn't say it was bad oh great you.

heard it from Eduardo he didn't say it. was bad call 1800 555. 2525 and get your not so bad lip. balb what is your problem and it's. delicious I seen that you seriously you. keep it and don't worry about whatever. sores I may have I don't I'm not nobody. puts it in their mouth it's like it's I. don't want it after that why what are. you afraid of be honest I don't want. your saliva is all over it I what do you. what do you worry tied to that too if.

you just I know of you like ra like deep. throating my C say raw dogging it said. RW dog and I was like that's not the. right one then I changed it to deep. throating which is what you were doing I. didn't deep throat it I know what deep. throating is yes well you definitely. flated. it I have never you blew my chest I have. never ever fated a penis that. small that I promise you that's the. Conan guarantee with the lip.

gloss you heard it here oh god I've. never fated a penis that small oh God oh. my God and then we've come to find out. he did tell us after the recording he. has he has he has that that was not true. that had a what did you he like I don't. participate in that that made me laugh. what listeners would have never seen is. that Adams in the background too having. never even been asked at this point. whether he wants to try it just shaking. his head going. no it made the rounds I didn't need.

after by then especially getting there. person it did make the rounds Conan's. whole mouth was on that thing I you and. you have french kissed Conan. o'ri oh God was it last year that he. asked Julie Louie dfus to put on her. lipstick that's right there's something. something going on well and he did that. remote in Texas when he was doing was it. Mary Kay where he put makeup there's. this insane of him and I think I've seen.

it in a gift like someone's probably. sent it to me where he looks like a. crazy person peering through a window. and he's got like lipstick all over his. face right Am I Wrong BL you're. absolutely right okay yeah yeah yeah and. it haunts my dreams every night I didn't. even know the context of that I've just. seen that picture and it is harrowing. you should watch that remote he did. where he meets with women who sell Mary. Kay products and it's S I mean we don't. even really talk about it on this show. but I've always been a Conan fan and. I've seen most of if not all of these.

remotes at some time or another yes yeah. yeah his remotes I think are pretty. legendary and you know that one is a. really funny one I also this has never. come up on the show I submitted a packet. to be a writer on his show you did cuz I. knew Todd Levan and he asked me you're. kidding we've never talked about it on. the show is funny you would have been a. really good writer on the on the show. cuz you just have like such a similar. sensibility well I didn't get hired so. well okay you know what Sweeney's here. we should just ask him why he never. hired you oh yeah let's let's go.

straight to the source this next one oh. boy Sona this is called Sona is a bad do. this one I listen recently my mom after. we watch this clip you'll understand. this more I mean I love it I don't want. to do this one but after we watch the C. I know I don't want to do this one cuz. my mom did come up to me and she's like. you need to tell everybody what a great. woman your great grandma was cuz I made. her sound like a crazy witch I'm sorry. we don't have time for that no go ahead. this is no she was my great grandma who.

I made used to make cry just for funsies. was actually an really incredible human. being and uh you know I I okay well your. mom seen this she has I don't even know. how she never talks to me about like dy. I saw you talk about this thing on the. podcast it's just like every once in a. while she brings it up so I don't know. if someone sent it to her Bo or if she. just watches it and just doesn't want to. talk to me about the things that I say. wow yeah which they could possibly be.

the second one cuz she doesn't like some. of the things talk about R it Sony you. lived with oh my yeah my grand Yaya and. D both lived into their '90s into their. 90s and they came from they came from. Istanbul y um and I mean my my grandpa. started he was a butcher when he was 12. like they just put him to work really. early right so it's like the idea that. you are trusting a 12-year-old with. slaughtering animals is just feels like.

a completely different world but also. just the fact that then they come to. this country and they're living with you. and it's you're going out to in and out. to grab a burger and whatever else. you're up to it's just this amazing. Clash of cultures I I find that stuff. fascinating well my great grandma also. lived with us and she was old as. she was really old you don't say old as. she was really really old and I. remember she was this old wrinkly lady. and I was really young I was maybe like.

10 and my mom's like she's going to. sleep in your room and I that it from. then on I was terrified of the dark cuz. I thought she was like a old witch lady. and she was just wait when you say she. was what did you say old as yeah. how old this old as she was I mean. when I was 10 she was like 95 cuz there. are young comedians out there that now. see me and go you're old as so it's. all it's all relative that's right I was. 10 and she was 60 no seriously how old. do you think she was she was 95 yeah but.

she was like an old wrinkly lady and I. was young and I was like why is this old. person in my room and I I got terrified. at the you like an awful grandchild I. was really bad I love this like old and. wrinkled why is that in my room I have. we did something else I don't want to I. shouldn't well we got her now this is. really bad so she had a son who passed. away that no one told her passed away. and then my uncle who was still in. Istanbul and we'd hold up two fingers. and' be like Medi T you know touch one.

of them and we would she would touch. them and be like oh that's you know beo. da who was my um uncle and she just. instantly start crying and we thought it. was so. F CU we kept reminding her of these. people she hadn't seen in a long time. and we'd instantly make her cry and. Danny and I were like let's go make meny. cry whoa oh my God you're a you're a. monster you're a. sociopath how is that we were just. fascinated with her instant like s I. thought you were the true sociopath but.

it's. you no no I to be fair I did it to my. grandmother mty. too I used to go remember that that that. loved one that. perished it was fun we used to call it. it was the old fun we called it the. parish game oh hey let's go play parish. and we go into Monty's room remember the. one you loved who. perished look at them. Waterworks you're an awful awful person. no no joke that was really bad you're it.

was bad we would make her laugh just for. all right well listen let's have some. good don't need to clarify no joke we. would make her cry just for fun because. we were terrible let's have some good. come out of this if you're listening. right now and you're tempted to go uh. mock a very very old relative by. reminding them of someone they lost long. ago think twice yeah that's a little. word from con Brian needs a friend what. if one day your great grandchildren come.

up to you and you're old and wrinkly and. sleeping in their bedroom yeah and start. doing this to you will you. laugh I'll be so old look I. think did you ever do anything when you. were younger we were like that's a. shitty thing like I used to egg houses. and now I'm like not cool we would play. did you ever play dead man no where you. lie half in the street half on the curb. like you're dead and wait for a car to. drive by and stop and go like are you.

okay and all the other kids are hiding. in the bushes listening no and you just. go I'm just looking at the stars Matt. really yeah oh don't act so surprised. that's nowhere near what you did you. used to do no that is so bad look my mom. unfortunately saw this clip that was. that's my mom's Grandma Medi she's my. great grandma she was an incredible. woman I can't believe I called her old. as and I think that that's a. terrible word usage that I had but I um.

she was an incredible incredible lady I. do feel bad I think I just kind of said. it in a flippant way but I do feel bad. that I used to make her cry just for fun. which is an awful thing to do how old. were you I was like I think I was around. 10 or 11 and it is definitely old enough. to know better it you know what that's. the thing I was I was old enough to know. better I think people are hearing you. your true self right now yes yes I do. think like the older I get too the more. I realize I can cry very easily so I.

think that we were just kind of like. look at her have emotions just from us. saying a name and I feel like now as a. you know a human I would be like I. shouldn't do that it's kind of true most. kids are sociopaths and then you learn. empathy as you have trauma come upon oh. my. God again don't act so. shocked look if there's any 10 or 11y. olds listening and you have a great. grandma who can cry very easily like. just don't do it okay yeah I'm GL we.

cleared that up oh jeez that was hard to. watch that was hard to watch it's hard. to be a part partner. sometimes uh this next one is Conan's. hot On's recap this was quite a moment. in the pop culture in last year and then. we we got to have Conan just kind of. recap his experience on hot ones where. he broke the system I I don't even like. this is this was a fun moment moment for. our podcast but the hot ones episode I.

think in terms of Conan's career was. probably one of the most unhinged just. funniest things I think I've ever seen. him do um yeah and it was really it was. incredible how many people were talking. about him after that and so yeah it this. one's this one's really funny let's. listen how are you I'm doing great are. you I am okay A lot of people are asking. me how do I feel cuz you you ate a you. ate a lot of food on hot ones yes I.

went on the show hot ones uh and um I. did not I was aware of the show. obviously it's a very successful show I. hadn't really uh can't say I was an. expert on the show I went. in thinking uh well whatever happens I. just have to eat all the wings and and. just go for it and make a fool of myself. and so that's I kind of had that plan in. mind but didn't know much beyond that. the host very good excellent I like that. guy a lot he's very good interviewer.

he's a really good interviewer and um. and they do a really good job on that. show so Sean's asking me questions and I. was just determined to just keep. stuffing These Wings in no matter what. and then of course me being me I start. drinking the sauce and rubbing it around. on my face and my chest and everything. and um the whole and I so when I walk. around now because a lot of people have. seen this people keep asking me if I'm. okay I wondered the same thing well I. also just watched Conan mus go which is. fantastic by the way and in Thailand you.

get pretty floored albeit comedy Yeah. comedically by some sauce so I thought. you're going to go down when I see hot. ones yeah uh no well we played that up. for comedy and then uh and and and. you're allowed to in the in a sketch. world or comedy world you can fake. things a little bit I'm aware of yes is. that how com work really I really when I. look at you two I think an explanation. might be in order. so what's the deal do you not have taste.

buds or something how how did you do. that I have never seen you eat spicy. food I don't eat spicy food that's I you. know there's people who like put Tobasco. or tapao on stuff I've I've had so many. meals with you and I've never seen you. eat spicy food I have a theory it's that. the only thing worse than that amount of. thermal spice would be you not somehow. getting the attention that eating all of. that would give you yes and all joking. aside and also I've had a bunch of. people pause it that uh I have the.

redhaired Jee which is um there's a you. know when I go to the dentist and they. give me novocaine they then go to drill. and it's like I haven't had Novacane and. I'm always saying I I feel everything. right now and they would and they always. say oh yeah you're a redhead I don't. know if that's but I've had many. dentists say that to me and they keep. they give me a lot more and they say. their red heads have uh whatever higher. pain threshold or something I don't know. what it is meaning you feel less pain. you feel more pain I don't you don't. well you don't feel I don't know I don't.

know exactly how it works and I'm just. freewheeling here I just know what I've. been told by people I don't think it's. it I think you have it Matt which is. I've always been if I think something. will be funny I'll do it and deal with. it later and did you yeah I did deal. with it later I I was dealt with later. what how did it manifest itself um I be. I spot welded I mean an iron I spot. welded we all thinking the same thing I. spot welded I went to I went I wanted it.

to be useful and how much did you. how much did your butt. hurt here's what I decided to do and do. you have butt taste buds here's what I. decided to do I decided that I wanted. after I ingested all that I wanted it to. be useful so I found a construction site. where they were doing spot. welding and I went there and I said. gentlemen if you want I can weld these. girds for you in about I'm guessing. about 15 minutes you'll need to avert.

your eyes cuz I'll be uh dropping my. pants and um they said uh okay and I. said I will need someone to stay behind. and light it and then we'll be all set. to go so there's a building in the Mid. Wilshire District that's going up and I. um I think I did about 65 rivets in the. building and people were driving by. saying. conen pants are around his ankles and I.

think fire is shooting out of his ass. and he's welding a building and here's. the biggest. problem I had to join the. union but that way everybody wins. there's a building and trust me that. section of the building will never fall. that's that's the best and they've had. an engineer say whoever did this these. are heat temperatures we've never. seen uh every time you're going to weld. something you just have to eat a lot of.

hot wings yes I'm in the union now and. all I have to do is I've got all the. sauces from hot ones you are the saddest. X-Men ever. yeah meet the X-Men really he's on the X. what do we do with him his name's ass. weld what's this super and I just and. you know what it is I I have a Bandelier. and instead of instead of uh ammunition. it's just sauces. and they're like what are we going to do. how are we going to get out of this.

thing the bad guys have sealed Us in. this. lead lead safe hold on a. second pull your pants down you have to. pull your pants down does your uniform. have a compartment oh yeah the uniform. has and the comp like union suit the. little thing little flap you well it's. actually it's a very tiny flap that's. the exact circumference of an anus oh. it's a tiny Circle that unfl flaps and.

then just a beam of the whitest light. you've ever seen comes out of phosphorus. of phosphorus yeah and um and everyone. has to put on welding goggles oh God do. you see what I'm doing I'm raising my. ass out of the chair cuz I feel like I'm. just having psychosomatic symptoms of. that or something you know what I think. you asked the question everybody was. thinking after hot ones which is like. yeah had it come out right uh he he. joked but we don't really know maybe. that's true you know maybe maybe it's.

true that he welded a building maybe. with his butt the reason why I love that. clip is that I think more than most. Clips shows how good Conan is at improv. I mean he took basically a thing of like. yeah my stomach is upset and my butt was. burning and turned it into like a movie. like that like it was like a threea. structure and a developed character. join the exactly I mean just so many.

amazing I mean truly it was just a like. a oneman show so that's and how many. welding terms he just Rand just pulls. out of his ass pun pun intending well. done thank you I have to say I I haven't. watched these since we recorded them. neither but so it's this is really fun. yeah we should do this more often we. should just watch ourselves yeah you. want to come over later and watch me. watch you just me. you edited yourself out of every video.

and there's just a big Gorly video out. there we knew we wanted to have like. some reference to hot ones you know in. this because that like you said such a. big moment what we couldn't really fit. into this episode was the doct a Royo. special cuz it's just so long right it's. so long it's consistent and it it. contains what I think might be the. funniest line of the year on this. podcast which is when he says Dr aoyoo I. want you to come and take my pulse and. then you start choking me and then Dr.

Royo Jose Royo hilarious writer says I. thought you wanted me to take your pulse. take your p take your p take it away oh. God that guy yeah is so funny well as. brilliant as Conan is at improv he's not. a great arm wrestler he's. weak he's a weak little man this also I. think out of maybe all the segments. we've done this year is the most chaotic. I'm trying to remember all I can. remember from this is utter.

Victory that's the only thing I remember. so I'm excited to see this then you're. in for a treat did you really think he. would ever beat you I knew you were. going to win did you really yeah H I. don't know I don't know because he has I. don't know about his physicality but he. has a willpower like no human I've ever. met before so sometimes that's all you. need you know but I also he's he is a. very strong person too I mean he works. out but I also know that he would put. too much thought into it oh interesting. and he'd be like in own head I'm just. all animal mag dumb jock you're like.

yeah yeah let's do it went home to my. [Laughter]. cheerleaders classic Matt classic all. right let's roll this I want to see this. maybe we'll watch it twice and this is. what we were just talking about I made a. declarations that I'm pretty sure I. could take anybody in this room in a. physical fight except I said bla I don't. think I could take you cuz you work out. all the time thank you very much I don't. think I could but um and then everyone.

started to get into it like no you. couldn't you couldn't take Ed Eduardo. but you said more than that yeah you. said I'd fight you without my hands yes. well I know that you're a huge and I. still think he'd win yeah I no I think. you're a huge you're a huge soccer fan. you love lonel Messi it's Leonel by the. way um and uhow I just think you're. probably like in the back of your mind. think I can't use my hands I've got to. get him with my feet and then I just lay. you out you know and then Adam I'm sorry. but. I just it would be over very quickly I.

disagree yeah yeah I think Adam's the. the quiet prize fighter you know have. you been in many physical fights very. few. um very few very few sir Sona I think. rightfully said that she couldn't see me. getting like working up enough rage uh f. i yeah I I think first of all um You. Remind Me and the listener is probably. thinking well we can't picture this Adam. s imagine a milder Michael. Sarah is that fair like even.

milder and not as strong like Michael. like Michael Sarah is like on steroids. compared to Adam's tall and live I think. do you want arm wrestle across the table. oh yes come on no I can't this Rotator C. oh really H I'd like to see this my. money's on this guy wait a minute. whoever wins an arm wrestling uh. struggle does not win the fight no it is. a one indicator of it it doesn't mean.

I'm I would beat you in a fight but it. would it means I'd beat you in a single. you know feed of strength well this. thing's in the. way no listen but listen let's keep the. conversation going for a bit first okay. and then we'll see if this so-called. test of fighting aptitude gets us there. you know so every time you're in a a. stressful situation or let's say you're. walking down the the street with your. wife and some Thug stands in the way and. says give me your money you're going to. say will'll arm wrestle and see who gets.

my goal is that what you'll say it's I. mean it came to mind we can figure out. other ways to test our how about I fight. you I fight you but you're blindfolded I. mean can't do that you know miked up. it's easier to at the table uh and what. about now Matt what do you when you see. me when you see you coming after me I. know you're agist and stuff but come on. I mean look at look at this guy this no. you look great you're super fit fre your. range and um I want to say this the only. thing I've got going in my corner is a. desperate need to prove something to you. my father figure yes and so that might.

be enough to take me over the top also. I'm betting just because I know you got. a lot of flea markets and you love to. buy weird things I bet you have a. Flemish suit of armor at home and. probably some kind of antique brass. knuckle or a umbrella with that knife. cane you know you have all kinds of. weapons ironically I bet you have those. what's an ironic oh you know like a. bumber shoot that has a little that's. what I just said a little knife that. comes out that's what I literally just. said I know but it com out but one that. has like a James what I just said you. didn't say one that has a little knife. that comes out did you I did did he say.

that oh I think I would lose this fight. I wouldn't even know I was in a fight. I'm telling you um as my body grows. stronger and it does every day ladies um. I think my mind is going I didn't hear. you say that but then again I was. yelling at you and I wasn't really. listening you need your mind you got you. know you can't just be Fleet of foot you. need your mind in a fight you know yeah. and coordination you have no. coordination you have no coordination. get to the bigger thing and I think Sona. could take you I can eat easily take you. and you know the.

you I will say this an angry Sona beats. everyone in this room I think we're all. and I've seen you when your blood is up. yeah and you are the kesi it's it's. insane the dragons the whole thing. you're but you don't have you yes you. are a strong person and I have I have a. lot of inner rage you do but you also. you don't have very much coordination. and I think you'd be doing a lot of bits. putting the pen and be like hey mustache. pen yes yes I would do bits as I fought. with. I think is very impressive uh I manage.

to do bits when I fight people I don't. think that is impressive and I think you. get beaten beaten up unless it's a. distracting tactic oh it wouldn't be. distracting it's a lot of me using. glasses if I have a pen I make it a. mustache or I make it like like I'm the. walrus with one with one Tusk I'm the. walrus with one Tusk you know there's. only one way to decide this and that is. right now Fight Club yeah Battle Royale. six of us why don't you guys go right. now okay okay so Jesus God what what are. you doing I'm trying to swing at you.

already I feel like I don't know. anything about arm wrestling technique. but I can tell I I know nothing about. arm wrestling all right and I don't. think it's a chest of strength all right. on your marks and we we hold these hands. ready wait what are you guys doing the. bottom say something Matt reached over. and held my other hand this is over the. top rules if we don't have the little. joysticks wa what but why did you hold. my hand this is what you do hey do you. want to get one milkshake and two straws. yes hey how about we both we both start. on different ends of a strand of.

spaghetti and move our way to the middle. have you people never arm wrestled with. someone you loved dearly and wanted to. get Clos can I say something else son. give me your hand he held my hand and he. did a little bit of that there was a. little bit of a rub no why are you doing. it you do this no that that's on the. side that's not in the middle that's on. the side go that's blocking a. disagreement Has Broken Out In chess. club is what's happening the weirdest I. have never my microphone is over here. what you doing with.

this this technique before yeah when. okay but ah wait a minute wait a minute. wait a minute wait a minute he's wait a. minute you're on this side of the table. pushing that. way gley won easily no but you saw what. he did let's you're on like this side of. the table there's no way well let's. switch places then like a arm wrestling. no just stay there but get here this. chaos God we go ready wait.

noily one to one hold his other hand I'm. not doing. sh his arm you you okay what happened. what the wrong with you what the. is wrong with you can't you arm. wrestle oh my God oh my God look at that. he he broke my skin with the pen here's. the thing.

dirty po um when I said I would win what. I'm telling you is I would win I would. use anything in the room to win yeah you. know what you would I think you would I. think you're the best like cheater yeah. I don't call it cheating is it cheating. when Jason. Bourne. uses he uses something in the kitchen. when the Russian attacks him and beats. him that's he does use a pen but but he. uses the the pointy nib and you just. took like the blunt curvy Ed because I.

didn't look at that Matt I didn't want. to hurt you do you realize if that if. IID used the sharp I thought about that. you did you could have killed me I would. like my dream is that all of you attack. me at once that's my dream too okay I. think we all I think we all have the. same. dream oh wow man still feels good after. all this time part two. yeah yeah I will I forgot how much he.

went after he just totally dismissed I. think we need to have a tournament like. have you guys ever seen over the top the. Stallone movie and that's what I'm. talking about when I reference those. joysticks when you do professional arm. wrestling and so when you're doing it at. truck stops like I offen him you have to. grab each other's hands underneath. that's how you do it okay I defend this. and there are people online that will. come to my defense on this I think the. interesting thing was you just assumed. Conan knew that that's true maybe you. like went to hold his hand and he just. didn't understand what you were I think. nobody did I think we were all like.

confusing to everybody in the room. really yes you guys got to get out you. know truck stops yeah truck stops and. dive bars and Honky Tonks it's like a. switch exactly yes he turns his hat. around and that's when he goes in but we. need to have a tournament how does that. work so you just everybody does. everybody arm wrestles everybody and. then the winners proceed it's either. round robin where we all have to it's. either there's three choices it's round. robin where we all AR wrestle each other. or we come up with Heats and do a. bracket or we don't do it I think the.

third option is probably the best. honestly that was there was so much. testosterone in that segment which is. rare for this room it is that's what is. so crazy is that you guys are not like. yo kick anyone's ass you're not nobody. in this room is like that but we had an. entire segment where we just talked. about whether or not we could all beat. up Conan I would like to do like Rel. maybe this summer you now that now that. we're talking about this maybe a podcast.

Olympics to find out which one of us is. the best podcaster and it could be. different events that aren't necessarily. all you know who has the best. pronunciation of different words perhaps. who you know oh okay maybe not no I. didn't I didn't know what goes into. being a good podcaster I stand only to. losch I've almost been doing this for 20. years and if I don't win this I'm going. to that's a huge embarrassment the. stakes are high I'm just saying it it. could lend itself to a competition. Eduardo you're right sure I just sure.

thanks buddy what is you forget your. retainer today my God I'm a great pod I. just love I love your idea of like being. a great podcaster is do you enunciate. and then do you have good mic technique. that also felt like a codin joke to you. oh yeah with the heart oh oh I I did not. think of it I was not that's true I know. of all the thing I mean obviously I. would lose that one cuz also well no. because Conan does this this all the. time I'm constantly editing out I'm.

constantly editing out his wow you're. going to lose you so you've been doing. this for 20 years yeah speaking of. enunciation oh that's right and this was. from a summmer s'mores with Cony and the. chill Chums where we played the camp. game Chubby Bunny which like holding. hands under the arm wrestling you guys. didn't know or Conan didn't know I. didn't know about Chubby Bunny you guys. got to get to truck truck stops and. summer camp well here's the thing I. remember I remember you talking about. how you learned about Chubby Bunny at.

summer camp but then I feel like shortly. after you were saying you never went to. I learned about it when I taught at an. improv summer camp at Biola Bible. College wait is this the same is this. when you were also talking about when. you kept getting homesick when you were. that was a different improv camp that I. taught in you were saying that you were. homesick at camp and then it turned out. you were not a camper you were homesick. grown adult I was a fully grown adult. you said Viola wait so that's not even. you weren't even that far from where you. livea and I lived in Whittier the next.

town over no I lived in Long Beach at. the time oh that's bad also this was. improv camp that was not affiliated with. the Bible College it just rented the. thing but there's on that campus there's. a building with a photo realistic 40. foot tall Jesus and every time you're. doing improv you you look up at this. Jesus just staring down at you is he at. least laughing oh he's got a mouth full. of marshmallows. [Laughter]. all right let's roll it when you guys.

were at Camp did you ever play Chubby. Bunny I don't know what that is you. don't I don't know what that is okay we. don't have to do this but this was just. an idea that came up when we were. discussing this. season what happens is everybody takes a. marshmallow you put it in your mouth and. he say the words Chubby Bunny and then. we take turns adding a marshmallow each. time until someone can't say Chubby. Bunny anymore and they're out all right. okay can we eat the marshmallow you have. to keep it in your mouth all right. right this is the game Marlin Brando was.

playing when he when he secured the when. he secured the role for The Godfather. can I keep drinking yeah will it. dissolve the oh no you can't drink you. can't drink all right so son's out. chubby bun you can't swallow it you. can't chew you have to keep it in your. mouth let me that's. all ever heard of this you've never. heard of this no God you grew up in a. strange way I did yeah you no no I I. have Strange Tales and stuff but there. was no Chubby Bunny in my in my.

background who's played Chubby Bunny. every hand goes up oh my God Eduardo's. ging me the thumbs down never heard of. it never played it never okay okay all. right all. right chubby. bunny wait does that count as you saying. chubby bunny that doesn't sound like. Chubby Bunny right she's out she's. out you first of all you can't. articulate things when you're.

in. B you should go in snake. order yeah than. like oh my God oh God you all right for. I was going to throw. up out okay this game brought to you by.

Dr heck I was going to I was going to. throw up I was actually going to throw. up these are the biggest marshmallows of. all. time come on girl stuff it in your mouth. girly leave marshmallows stop be funny.

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and I just love that you can't. [Music]. talk what is. coming it's so. Gres oh God it's. so are you doing the Gettys Burger yes I. am which means I. win okay that's it.

[Applause]. oh god oh more napkins how' you guys do. more than one there's no winners in. Chubby Bunny only losers I don't know. why I have one question yeah I developed. this fastidious way of talking I was. going a chubby a bunny and I wasn't even. trying to thank but in my effort to over. enunciate it came out I oh a cby a bunny. and I wasn't trying to do that it's just.

what happened could you tell it was the. Gettysburg dress yeah I could oh yeah. definitely well there you go also if. there's anything you're reciting It's. usually the Gettysburg Address oh man oh. my God Chums is so fun yeah cuz we get. to drink yeah although this year not. until much later I know and so I. remember just like Downing those drinks. you gave us and I got pretty hammered. pretty quickly that's nice yeah I made. up for L time yeah good good we got to. change that rule for next year we do but.

I don't think Conan's going to want to. well he doesn't have to know he's like. why he guys have to get drunk and. because he's not he doesn't he can't. hang with us no he can't that's why you. and I will pregame yeah we're going to. go to pachunga casino we're going to. pregame there why can't we just go. somewhere else okay that's fine that's. fine too um what was I going to say okay. so in order to promote the chill Chums. cuz we recorded it in Altadena yeah. Ruthie and Sam are are two of the.

awesome people in our marketing team got. in touch with the Altadena Chamber of. Commerce and then I ended up joining the. Altadena Chamber of Commerce and then. very recently I went to one of their. events and I had a blast wait don't you. have to have a business to be in the. Chamber of Commerce you don't not in. Altadena at least I just was like a. normal person and I just signed up to be. in the Chamber of Commerce what you do. and what kind of blast did you have. something called the Sip and Shop oh yes. and you sipped you shopped and then. there was a live band and you could just.

dance and have a really nice time in. Altadena what did you sip wine you. paused yeah I took shuts you guys Jagger. bombed we did a yger bomb oh man I. haven't done a jagger bomb in ages we. should do old school drinks that we. don't do anymore yeah like Long Island. ice tea oh yeah yeah sucks on the beach. yeah Southern Comfort I can't drink Soo. I can't do it cuz I still remember that. one time I had a house party and threw.

up zema for Loco Lo for Loco that was. more recent though I still got some no. you don't do you really don't okay all. right all right well speaking of. Commerce all right very good that's. right this last clip is actually not. from the show itself but an ad and it's. kind of become infamous it's the Lux. bedet ad oh yeah which I have to admit I. have never fully seen I've heard about. it yeah but when I edit the ads are not.

in the episodes they are what's called. dynamically inserted later and Mars. edits the ads so I've never really heard. or seen this full thing so I'm very. excited really I wasn't even I don't if. this is the one that I think is the. first one I wasn't even yeah I wasn't. even here for that wow okay and so David. was sitting in for me and um this is. since then we've done I think a couple. other Lux bads but this was the first. one and this one is apparently I I I.

don't know if I've ever listened to it. all the way through either well we. weren't sure how Lux was going to react. and listeners will understand why after. they I think see the clip or hear the. clip but they were so thrilled about it. that they they you know kept coming back. and wanting more ads okay they're crazy. see this thing turet paper has no. business trying to battle the mess of a. large holiday meal bday on the other. hand shoot a precise. the happened to me I'm a good guy I.

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kind of I I don't understand how this. happen toilet paper has no business. trying to battle the mess of a large. holiday meal do you know what they're. implying they're implying that if I eat. a large holiday meal I just I'm going to. my my Bottom's going to explode it's. going to be too much for any toilet. paper no toilet paper can handle. that no you need a whole other device.

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God now one of my favorite things about. that ad that many people probably don't. know is there's a person sitting in the. back of that room and Eduardo do you. want to explain who that person is yeah. shout out to Brendan Burns who we had. invited that day to come and sit in unb. notes to me I didn't know what coding. was going to be reading that day um and. Brendan you might hear him in the. credits he mixes for the show so and but. this was his first day to just kind of. get a lay Studio I I met him right.

before that the ad session he had never. sat in on on a session with us before. and then this happens and it's really. funny to watch the video and see Brandon. like kind of looking around like should. I is this is this how things are here is. this made a huge mistake really really. really funny does kind of make you want. to buy a a day though I yeah yeah I. think so I think oh man I love that you. can like Conan usually gets a stack of. ads starts reading and sort of like is. understanding in real time what the ad.

is and you can see him that's true not. like discovering the what what he's. reading an ad for as he's getting. further and further into the copy yeah. and I do going back to what you said. about his improv when he does ADS it is. so cuz he is reading everything and. saying everything as he's recording and. then the stuff he comes up with is just. unbelievable like in the spot so it is. it is really I mean like I didn't think. I would enjoy doing ads for this podcast. with him as much as I do but I I really.

love doing ads with him it's really. funny God that's so funny you should get. a lux b day me they should L they should. send us like 20 you know what because of. this ad I got one and it is awesome how'. you get one I bought one oh they didn't. give you one I used the code cuz now. we're giving them double exp I even. we're not even Dynamic inserting this sh. this is this is just in there send us. our B yeah I I haven't gotten a paycheck. from this place since since 2003 so I.

just work here my Char work no we don't. get paid uh well Conan's a horrible boss. but he's a wonderful man and uh we're. thinking about you yes we are we are. thinking of I don't I don't think he's. going to be listening no but I'm just. sending that out I know he doesn't. listen yeah but you're right but this. hardly seems like the episode to trash. talk him that's true but we have been um. I will say it is really obvious that. he's not here he is our leader he's just. the he always turns everything that we. say into the funniest thing you could.

possibly hear and I think that uh he's. definitely missed I do like just the two. of us being here I'm not going to lie. you want to just go a little longer I. know why not let's just how you been I'm. pretty good how you been not bad not bad. yeah you got up a day I actually do you. do yeah on that seat right now I it's I. installed it onto this seat I am sitting. in Conan seat so he's going to come back. with a nice.

surprise well we'll be back uh next week. with uh our favorite clips from all the. interview guests and we should mention. if you want to see these clips in their. entirety you can go to the Team Coco. YouTube channel so what you've heard on. almost all of these has just been a. selected portion of a longer clip that. you can watch on. YouTube all right that's it that's. that's all that's all she wrote excuse. me that's all she did that's all she did. who's she she did it she's uh Mrs.

podcast from Mr and Mrs podcast this is. Team Coco saying have a wonderful 2024. what's left of. it sound to what so awkward mine that. was so awkward whatever's uh left of. it yeah thanks thanks thanks for thanks. for coming thanks for coming and thanks. for staying thanks thanks for just being. you yes thank thank you bye we got to. stop just let's do it let's end yeah all.

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