2024 Memorable Moments: Celebrity Interviews | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hello welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a. friend um sorry I we just ate and there. was a little gurgle there and I really. apologize and if you didn't notice it. now everyone's rewinding so that they. can hear it why am I talking can can I. start over again no I think we nailed it. hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien needs. a friend I'm Sonam messian and I'm Matt. gorley and you're Matt gorley you. pointed at me but at the same time you. took a breath like you were going to. speak that was very confusing yes and. then I don't do this usually uh but you. know Conan is not here in case anyone.

has noticed it's me talking I'm Sona I. am not Conan and uh the reason that he's. I've never done this before but shut. up uh the reason Conan is not here is. he's back East with his family he. unfortunately lost both his parents not. that long ago so he's taking some time. away um so Matt and I are holding the. fort and holding the fort is strong yeah. I think opening the fort to Invaders.

yes I really need him to be here just to. make this easier and more smooth but I. kind of like the vibe do too it's easy. going there's just the five of us here. Adam's with us and Eduardo and bla and. we're just reading pizza and we're just. hanging out so last week we did uh a. collection of notable clips from our. segments and intros which just just you. me and Conan yeah this week we're doing. some uh notable clips that kind of came.

to mind from so many wonderful moments. this year of the celebrity interviews. and uh I mean I mean we we yeah we're. starting off with a with a with a big. one what the listener won't know is that. we retook this part yeah and in the. first time we did it you said Banger and. since Conan wasn't here I felt the need. to point out your hard G yes and I. responded by saying you don't have to. that you don't there we don't have to. try to fill.

those gigantic shoes is saying I think. that would be Jud of me to not do that. yeah and then you made a joke about. listen about later on listening to a. clip from Walton Jin and that didn't. make sense it does make sense how does. it make sense I said B is be I'm. pretending that there's no such thing as. a hard G that everything's a soft G okay. so I'm going to channel con and be like. it's good that you have to explain what. your joke. is we're starting with a bang a.

so your fren and you still got the hard. G in there I did b b b uh B Banger. Banger Banger Banger Banger hey that's. pretty good okay here's the clip Al. Pacino let's listen you know it's. interesting because uh. you you you're grabbed by the theater. you're this kid as I said who you you. start reading check off you start. reading the classic.

and it grabs you and you start seeing. some Productions you get into theater. you have so many go nowhere jobs just. just just to stay stay alive I mean. you're you're delivering papers you're. you're building superintendent for a. while but not a good one I don't think. never never the guy came out and started. talking about me a few years back yeah. saying he was a terrible super or. something like that and I. thought why why would he say that. terrible super I'm sure there's a lot.

around I mean you know no I saw that. it's there's a really old man who was. like I remember him he was a terrible. super and I'm like okay take his Oscar. back take my doct terrible. super Christopher Walkin bad. mechanic Robert dairo just awful. substitute. teacher you know it's like what the. what are you talking about these are so. you come along you're doing uh theater.

and then this thing that people dream. about happens which is you get. noticed Francis Ford copel is going to. make the Godfather and he. says I want this guy Al paccino and the. studio says you of course we want. we want Robert Redford we want you know. we want we we we want uh you know we. want someone who's been a success we. want someone who looks a certain way we.

want someone probably blond haired. blue-eyed whatever sorry yeah exactly. I'm looking at you when I say it I'm. sorry they wanted me actually you know. my grandmother I was eight at the time. yeah my grandmother on my mother's side. has blonde hair and blue eyes so just to. note that I'm y it's in there it's in. you somewhere yeah it is but what I'm. say put it in you they don't want you. but and they I've seen the screen test.

where they're saying okay well how about. Jimmy Khan is Michael Co how about. they're trying everybody they're. throwing everybody in there you but FR. for Copa sticks with you they start. shooting and you can tell you read the. book and it's riveting on the set people. are like I don't know about this guy I. don't know about this guy I don't what. and you can feel it yeah well they were. giggling you heard giggling yes so the. here's what's amazing to me these scenes.

that I've watched and that everyone's. watched in this room 100,000. times that are now iconic master classes. and how you play a character you're. doing it and people are going oh man. let's hope they get a real actor in here. soon which is unbelievable to me was it. that severe. Conan I was an 8-year-old kid but I was. there and I had a lot of pull with the. studio I called par out and I was like I.

don't think he's got it who is this. 8-year-old C. O'Brien what do you do I'll be a big. deal someday you'll see why aren't using. a real phone why are you miming one with. your. hands my God funny but uh but no and and. the thing is which is to me I look at. that performance and as you say in the. book your concept which was clearly the. right one which is you got to slowly.

Michael come to this position and then. there's the iconic scene where they're. all trying to figure out after veto's. been shot what to do and you are sitting. there with your broken jaw and you say. okay we arrange a meeting and the. camera's pushing in I can't watch that. and I can't talk about it without. tingling because I think it is a. beautiful way to tell a story through. acting but it takes patience and the. studio was saying well they want wanted. to see something else I guess and uh.

both Francis and I I think felt that way. about but we were unable at least I was. unable to articulate what I was doing. but I was doing that I thought about on. my long walks in Manhattan you talk. about it you would take long walks you. get the film but it hasn't started. shooting yet you took long walks yeah I. would go all the way from 91st to the. village and back 91st in Broadway and I. just think about the part think about it. I still still do that with roles I just.

think about them and. uh and uh it it's fun gets me through. the walk yeah you get your step I'm glad. to know that in uh coming up with whom. Michael Corone was you got your steps in. yeah there it is I I I managed not to. get hit by a car that's that was in. those days they should make a Fitbit. that tells you you have achieved the. character. th000 steps and You' stop stop now.

you've nailed Michael Coro and you've. got it oh my god did you hear I said wow. along with myself in the exact same. time did yeah I think I saw that and. also I love that it just cuss to you. just so you could say wow I know what a. dork but I don't mind because we in the. room with alpacino I know can. you believe that we get to do that. Conan's used to this you and I we don't. I mean I guess you got to being his. assistant all those years not.

also not in this kind of like atmosphere. and you could I mean I can tell just. from looking at that clip how I was. feeling and I was like just don't say. anything don't move don't do anything. dumb it was amazing cuz he's so nice I. know and I was obsessed with the. Godfather one of the first movies I saw. was The Godfather too I begged my mom to. watch it and at a very young age three. I'm it's one of my earliest memories of. movies really yeah and it's a three-hour. old movie I know I can't believe that.

was like you watched it early on I I. would never I don't know I I was. watching like Goonies what a treat to be. in the room with that guy I know that. was really cool sitting across from. Michael Corleone yeah amazing I know and. then this next guy's no slouch either. yes thanks for going. along you know what yeah Tom Hanks is. next and I uh was walking by and he was. just standing in the hallway and. somebody introduced me I think it was. Paula who introduced me to him and then. he said what's the first car you ever. drove what's the car you're driving now.

and it was just such a like I'm sure. that's a question he asks a lot of. people just to like he just had that. ready to go he had that ready to go and. it was so it was so cool but also made. me reflect that my first car was like a. broken down Jetta and now I drive a. minivan so it's like Lal. move you seem like a Jetta girl oh I was. a I had three Jetta before yeah I had I. was a jeda girl for sure yeah is that a. compliment yeah okay mhm uh let's let's.

take did did you just read the. description cuz I did too yes and I. think I remember what I say in this so. let's let's roll it you scared the hell. out of me I was on a bike with a friend. of mine we won't get into the exact kind. but uh on a taking a bike ride with a. good friend of mine Brad and we're going. up this yeah. maybe and Brad. Paisley uh and uh suddenly this this car.

like a je kind of a Jeep SUV thing. starts coming and all of a sudden the. the window comes down yeah and you lean. out the window and start yelling at me. and you start doing some bit which was. really funny doing a bit and uh and then. my friend is like that was Thomas it. happens all the time but you know what. it was like laughing like your head just. came out of a yeah knock knock yeah or. it was like Batman when he was climbing. up the side of a building and suddenly a. window would open and it's it's you know. it's Jerry Le it's Tom H I thought I.

live the most amazing life where a. darkened window can come down and a. goofy Tom Hanks can pop out and yell at. me when I'm on a bike but think about. everybody else cuz on that there's a lot. of people that come there to to walk. that that you know it's a long line and. they all kind of like bicycle weenie. Geeks you know guys with $6,000 mountain. bikes and on your left you know as. they're as they're going up and coming. down but they're going to see you I mean. you're tall as big bird for crying out.

loud and they're going to say I believe. I saw Conan O'Brien struggling up the. hill have you heard that halfway up that. Ridge there's this place that apparently. in the late 30s you probably know about. absolutely true in the late 30s some. people who were. Pro Hitler and pro what the Nazis were. doing so Nazis yeah okay go ahead uh. they as a l historian come in and get. the record straight when the members of.

the party what there were people who. were sympathetic to that cause in the. late 30s before America was in the war. and they purchased a piece of land am I. correct you are correct sir that they. that they thought that they thought. would be um a place that the furer would. like to hang when and if he comes to. America maybe because he conquered it I. don't know the whole story do you know. the story it was owned by the German.

boond uh and there was a period of time. a German boond the boond was essentially. hey we're all Germans we all live. America let's form a fraternal. organizations like other nationalities. do you know and be be I'm going to hope. that with before before they found out. just how bad Hitler was yeah you know. but there there I swear I have seen. photographs of like a 4th of July uh in. the 1930s up there with the fireworks. thing and they would have no lie a.

picture of the founding fathers and a. picture of Adolf Hitler an American flag. and a Nazi flag uh the German Nazi flag. and they were saying our country is. coming back uh etc etc and I just hope. that maybe you can get away with that in. 1930 you know but it continued along and. in fact it is now a scout camp or it had. been for a while and I have I have gone. there to scout a location and there was. like the main lck LGE you know there's.

tents and stuff like that but there is a. main Lodge that honestly looks like you. know a German Alpine chalet yeah that. all you have to do is paint it red put a. couple of hackin cruisers on there and. you are right back in nazzi Ville USA so. this is a place that in our neighborhood. you go up this there's this big hill and. and did I say Jerry Lewis also lived in. this. neighbor and why did you choose to live. here sir listen we have these meetings. that are none of your business no but.

there's my story which is that they the. that was something I've always heard and. then occasionally you'll you'll find. that it it mentioned that this piece of. land lives and that maybe and some. people get the. story get they get it wrong and they. think that Hitler spent time there like. in his board shorts looking out at the. Pacific you he did come out for pilot. season. one and he you know needed a place to. stay six Pilots didn't get one of them.

not a one uh it was almost a seventh. friend but anyway. um uh but I'm with I'm with my friend. once my my same friend Brad that you saw. I'm riding grinding up that hill on our. bikes to just try and get to this very. steep in Parts we're grinding along and. then we're these two women like blonde. 22-year-old I swear to God wearing like. bikini tops.

very and they just looked like they were. just come from a sorority party they. flag us down like they were in trouble. and I said what is it and they went do. you know where the Hitler Camp is there. you go where's the Hitler Camp about. that and I went oh ladies well all right. like God he he's still pulling in the. trim that add Hitler my God Jesus still. pulling in the trim I know what Jesus. Jesus man wow come on now we we we are. making light of a very very dark period.

uh without a doubt so yeah I mean you. don't want to say yeah yeah come on up. how do you get to how do you get to. Conan's house oh well if you you've gone. too far if you hit the Hitler Camp right. make a uturn at the Hitler Camp when you. get to the melini culde yeah yeah take a. left yeah to right triangle but yeah. that's up there and uh yeah yeah the um. I'm going to switch gears here a little. bit. let's see how you do this and I want to.

talk about the. Japanese and Jerry Lewis and 1944 one. other major thing that happened with Tom. Hanks that we have to cover is that he. was the second but no less significant. aess celebrity to look diagonally across. this table from the chair I'm sitting in. right now and tell Aaron Blair to shut. the up that's right bla what did. that feel like it's uh well I always try.

to and shut the up now there's. three aess. celebrities it's can I just say a thing. very quickly it's kind of tough for. Eduardo and I because we're back we're. out of the Limelight I've been there a. couple times I know except I am in. direct eye contact with every celebrity. harino okay just might think they're. looking at you well you know what and. they do look at you but then sometimes. they look over at me they're probably. looking at me still they look at you. happily and they look at me like what's.

happening over here so when I whenever I. say anything it's always they. immediately want me to shut up because. they want to hear from you no I think. there's something about you that makes. people think that they could just. immediately just be not shitty but like. joke around with you like I I I'm I'm. saying this now and I'll take it I. appreciate am saying it as a compliment. I don't think they feel comfortable. saying shut the up to just anybody. so there's something about stop I don't. know I'm trying to give them a.

compliment but to answer your question. it's incredible that we get to interact. with these people at all so the fact. that both Harrison Ford and Tom Hanks. told me to shut the up amazing. truly I mean life life moments but there. has to be a. third I think there probably will be and. who's it going to be we should all take. will it happen organically or will it be. someone that is aware of this I that was. what I was going to say we don't think. that Tom Hanks was. aware of Harrison for shut the up. it was just but it was such a like what.

are the odds that they would use the. exact same words yes and the best part. about when Tom Han did it is we all. collectively. celebrate that's why a third one is. going to blow the roof off this place I. know what you're saying though about. being in the island I am in Conan's. direct eyline throughout the whole. entire interview and I find the more. esteemed the guests this is a look. behind the curtain here the less he will. look at the guest and the more he will. talk to me which makes me so cuz I have. to do that fuel face where I'm fueling. him with with energy and admiration and.

and laughs and and it's not like it's. not legitimate it is but I'm very. conscious of I've I've got to keep this. guy going here I go and it's just a hell. of a thing now see I feel the same way. about the celebrity and I overid it I. think with John Mayor because John Mayor. at one point stops and he goes man you. are really vibing with me right now and. I was like oh my god oh no like am I. screwed up like you know because I'm. trying to exactly exactly the same thing. it's it's like being under a microscope.

and so I find myself after these. podcasts sometimes drained exhausted. exhausted because you're kind of like an. emotional cheerleader yes and not that. again cheeks HT I absolutely enjoy being. here but there is it is kind of like a. sending Vibes or or just like giving. somebody back good energy and uh yeah. but yeah yeah I I totally agree but like. life moments they were they life. highlight moments I'm anxious to see. who's going to be number three this next. one was very special to us. because Carol brnette is an absolute.

Legend and we went to the Four Season. Hotel yeah and got to talk to her there. this is a very special story about. another absolute Legend Lucille Ball. yeah both of these women were formative. in my youth for television and everybody. else I'm sure but this was an incredible. day I know this was one of the those. like special days where I was like I'm. going to remember this just forever just. being here talking to her it's amazing I. just I I. ah oh.

boy oh boy we better roll it someone's. going to need to take a break I was. wanted to ask you about Lucille Ball. because um obviously growing up uh even. though the show had long been gone it. was running constantly in reruns I Love. Lucy and that was the format for the. modern sitcom that has endured for you. know 50 60 years and um I know that she. was very kind to you she saw you. as hey this kid has something I like her.

how did she reach out to you well I how. did you meet her I was uh doing the Off. Broadway show called once upon a. mattress MH and we had just opened the. night before and the second night there. was a lot of Buzz I could hear in the. audience and Lucy was in the audience. the second night I remember I peeed. through the curtain and I had this big. shock of red hair and and there she was. I was more nervous that night than I was. opening night the night before. she was in the anyway it went okay and I.

had this funky little dressing room Off. Broadway she knocked on the door after. the show and came in and I I this couch. and I had a spring coming. up she was going to say I said look out. she said I see. it is it my first rodeo yeah anyway we. visited for about a half hour and she. said she called me kid cuz she was 2 2. years older right she if you ever need.

me for anything give me a call so about. four or 5 years later I was doing I was. going to did a few things and then I uh. CBS was going to give me a special a 1. hour variety of thing if I could get a. major guest star so the producer said. call Lucy I said I don't want to bother. her my he said what all she can do is. say I'd love to but I can't I'm. busy got on the phone called her office. she came up hey kids you're doing great.

What's happen I was. just I said oh Lucy I'm do. I I know you're busy and she said when. do you want. me and she did we did the show together. so then when I got my variety show and. then I did several guest appearances on. her later yes shows the Lucille Ball. show and when she played Lucy carmichel. right. Gordon right right and then when I got.

my show she came on so we kind of traded. on and off and so oh wow this one time. she's on my show and we have a dinner. break before the orchestra rehearsal so. she and I went over to the farmers. market to have little so we were in the. Chinese restaurant. there and she's knocking back a couple. of whiskey. sours you know please tell me it's the. morning no it was it was a night time.

okay okay so at that time of course my. husband Joe Hamilton was executive of. was producing our show and so she now. was not with desie she said you know kid. it's great that you got Joe you know to. handle a lot of stuff for you because. when I was married to the. Cuban like he's a. cigar she.

said he he did everything desie did. everything he took care of the scripts. he took the lighting the camera work. he's the one who invented the three. camera yeah genius yeah yeah and oh she. said when I came into the Monday morning. you know the table read everything was. perfect because he had seen to it and. all I had to do is be crazy Lucy you. know fine so then we got a divorce now. I'm going to do do the Lucy Karma.

whatever it was and I came in no desie. and we read the script and she said it. was. awful kid it stank and she said and I. thought oh God what am I going to do. Jesse's not here he did she called me. for lunch and she said I she went back. to the her office she said I've got to. be strong yeah I've got to be I got to. confront this the way guess he would. have got she says so I knew what I had.

to do went back to the table. raid and I told them in no uncertain. terms how I felt about the script how we. had to fix. it she said kid and she took an a little. and that's when they put the S on the. end of my last. name now she sent you I think flowers.

every day on your birthday on my. birthday and this one birthday I got up. in the morning and turned on the T show. and she had passed away on my birthday. and that. afternoon I got flowers and said happy. birthday. kid yeah so we we had a a great Bond. Legend that's amazing do you remember. she came into that room and she there. was probably 15 people in that room she. shook everyone's hand asked for their.

name and then after the interview was. over said goodbye to everybody pretty. much by name like a total Pro and also. there are moments when everybody's on. their best behavior yeah you do you you. know like we're all like dressed a. little nicer we're all not usually. president of some kind yes and yeah yeah. she had the same we had the same amount. of gravy toss towards her as we would a. president a first lady all right this. next one is me Nash with a very funny.

story I've always heard it was your idea. to put on the prosthetic fake booty is. that true fact that's a fact because you. know why because the women in my family. I did not see them on TV you know what I. mean now you could buy a butt on every. corner you know what I. mean you can buy one on every corner but. then it wasn't popular right to have all. of the you know what I mean and I went.

to so many booty fittings like you don't. even understand and they couldn't get it. right because they were building it. straight back so I went to my girlfriend. and I brought her up there who had you. know the natural Slammer jamama and I'm. like you see you got to start from the. hips and wrap it around so I got the. booty right it was really I love that. you brought your friend in what was your. friend's. name I don't know if I should say it. okay oh you just I mean it's a. compliment but I love saying to your.

friend hey come on over here I need your. ass I need your ass get your ass over. here literally get your ass over here. literally and you know let me tell you. something that friend of mine true story. her butt and my and my up top was how we. got uh to look Prince right in the face. we didn't have tickets to this Grammy. party he was at and I so we went around. the side and there was a a a security. guard I said girl you know what to do.

she started walking backwards I started. walking forwards I was like come on and. we walked over there so he let us in the. back door so we get in the party and. then we lied and said that I'm always. lying to get a job right we lied and. said she was Prince's. cousin so we go oh my God the purple one. was behind this door so we knock we walk. up to security like yeah we need to get. in there um she's like I'm his cousin.

I'm like yep she's his cousin yep and he. he looked at us up and down he said one. minute he closes the door and goes and. we. like the door opens it is Prince he. looked at us and before we could take a. breath he said nice try and closed the. door in our face I said but we got to. see him he said nice try to. us that is so cool Co and I don't even. know what that had to do with the booty.

but the point is it was that same girl. she walked backwards backwards to get in. but how she got everything in life she's. walked backwards we deny this card oh. yeah check this out the card works con's. so jealous right now well okay let's. talk about this I have famously I have. no ass there's just nothing back there. it's a straight drop and I'm thinking I. should get a prosthetic is there is. there something they. make sure it's done right you should.

bring a friend in who has the right butt. and then have them do. it I don't know I don't know what the. right you want me to call my friend yeah. exactly you should. come and I should say I want this but. the point I was making is that that butt. wasn't popular back then that body type. not even the butt just the body type you. know and I wanted to be somebody that my. aunties could look at and see themselves. and so I was like I want to look like. the women in my family and I I I have to.

tell you so many men met me in life. after and were so disappointed that I. didn't have the thing on they were like. you lost weight I'm like. no I can go get. it it's in the back of the car yeah keep. it with me at all times you can borrow. hers well I don't don't they make. something for men no I'm just saying you. could borrow the one she uses for Reno. 911. you have a name for it you nicknamed it.

I did. not but you know my prosthetic one like. I have one that I would wear under the. uniform but the prosthetic one that I. wore with the thong bathing suit that. one um somebody stole it you bet they. did it was in a temperature control. Locker somewhere I if I knew where that. was I'd grab. it take it on vacation what are you what. are you going to do I don't want to talk. about what I'm going to do. it that's my.

business so you're invading my privacy. right now I buy two airline tickets and. the prosthetic ass is in the other one. and we both have a glass of. champagne oh my God ah can I tell you I. love niss Nash and I love Reno 911 and I. had no idea that was a fake butt until. that conversation God and between that. and Conan's story about Prince which. he's told a few times on the show right. before he went on stage the more I hear.

about that little guy that little guy. he's very little he is I know he's just. a Mischief maker someone just told me a. story that he was at a huge Gala party. just as a guest stood up on a table and. hopped from table to table to table to. the exit as if it was just all happening. spontaneously but then if you did any. further looking down you saw all of his. people were prepared with their hands. clasped together to be his little Bridge. from table to table to table so he T he. like talked about it before with them.

this had been planned but it was all. made to seem spontaneous this is also. coming like third fourth degree who. knows if it's true but you print the. legend amazing man that's awesome I I. loved when n Nash was here because I've. always loved loved Reno 911 and just she. was just like she had that energy the. whole time you really missed out it was. so much fun you really really missed out. do you ever like I hate missing. recording I do too I missed Billy.

Crystal John Stewart because I had to go. back and see my family and you just you. know you you curse your family do. you I really don't have much going on. besides this so I just I I really don't. miss very many but I have missed a. couple and I always have big time there. was one I remember I was just like I. wish I was here for that you're almost. always here I don't have a ton of fomo. in my life if anything I have a fear of. not missing out of being fear of being. included.

oh a fob yes that's the. one fobby where did the J come. from it's a soft. G so well I did not miss this next one. which I am very glad for because this. was a really funny guest and a really. funny story I have to say when we find. out who gets booked on this show it's. there's an email sent to all of us just. being like this person got booked on. this day and it's very rare for me to. respond and just be like I'm really.

excited even though I am but this one I. replied to everybody on the email. including I think probably Serious XM. employees and like a lot of other. Executives who don't care about my. opinion the guest. himself and I was just like I cannot. wait for this episode I think you said. something like little baby Billy no that. wasn't me I forgot what I said I I I. can't remember but I feel like you said. baby Billy I don't know yeah but then.

everybody else started responding it's. like it every single person was excited. about this yes you responded when I saw. this booking I gasped that's right. that's right that's what I said so this. is Walton goggin anticlimactic yeah. you've played so many great characters. but in the righteous gemstones I feel. like the minute I started watching that. show and then you showed up and I. remember not knowing you were going to. be in the show for some reason and the. minute you show up I thought you can't. can't do the righteous gemstones without.

Walton Goggins you have to have him did. I tell you the story about the about the. David Gordon green was directing that. episode and the very first time you meet. uh baby Billy he's in a he's in a. bathtub oh I know this he's in a he's in. a hot tub yeah yeah hot tub bathtub. outside looking out at his land looking. out over his Empire yeah and uh and at. some point in the scene he stands up and. you know he's his he's fully naked and. there is the viewer sees viewer sees. everything and uh and then he turns.

around he gets puts on his bathrobe and. then steps out of the bathtub well they. called in a a body double to do that. yeah who was 76 78 years old something. like that to be in the in the tub right. and they flew him in from Chicago and. I'm like how did you what's the audition. Pro you couldn't find him in South. Carolina really you had to go to Chicago. so he comes in and I meet him go to. Chicago to find a dick yeah this guy's.

top of his game you have to understand. top of his game guy and uh and I and I. met him on that day and he was dressed. like me kind of looked like me and and. I'm thinking like who who are you he. said I'm you you know I'm your your body. dub I'm standing in for you and it's. like oh okay catsu the show comes out. there it is and I get a phone call from. this friend of mine who says oh my God. baby Billy Freeman I just I I I can't. stand it I love it so much and can I.

just say how good your body looks and I. said what the are you talking about. he's 76 76 years old you think that's my. body true story I did. wonder cuz the penis is right there. penis is right there in high definition. yeah that's right beautifully lit I mean. it's not it's not it's a it's a nice P I. mean it's a nice penis I don't Chicago. penis Chic you can tell and you know.

what Southside deep dish that's a. Southside penis deep deep dish Southside. that's a white socks penis that's not a. Cub's penis does not have a Southern. accent yeah oh very very. yanky what going what's going on here. what are we doing here down south penis. shut up you're ruin it I just got out of. a hot. tuab yeah got to get a sausage oh I love. him do you did you watch Vice principles. yes definitely can I just say a thing.

where I I like you so I love Walton. Goggins he's one of my favorite people. and sometimes when celebrities get here. I get to uh just say a few words to them. as they come up the stairs and I had to. tell Walton gogins this he comes up he's. very nice I shake his hand and we're. talking for a second and I go you know I. have to say uh you have a gin right he. goes well yes I do and I was like uh my. old boss and I Dan Dan Ferguson got very. drunk one night on your gin and it was. delicious. and he put his hand on my chest and goes.

well then may I just say you are welcome. for your. inebriation oh my a blessing you've been. baptized in the spirits of and goggin. the most Charming Man ever just dripping. with charm just. dripping just I love him I love I think. I love every single role he's in and if. I hear he's in something I will watch it. he's one of those actors it's true yeah. that's why I watched Fallout even though. I never knew anything about the video. game I watch he's very serious in that. right he has like barely a face yeah I.

know right what's wrong he's not he's. not serious but he's he's the villain. he's the ant yeah yeah yeah but if you. haven't watched it you should it's. really good okay yeah well next up are. two of the most lovable people that. you'll have on this show I think um Ted. Danson and Woody harelson yeah in a very. special circumstance I think it gets. explained in the clip probably but what. a what a way to kick off this episode I. know I know we were all waiting for.

Woody to get here and he explains it in. this clip right I mean that's what the. clip is yeah but I think anybody even. Woody probably would say it's probably. not uncommon to sit and wait around for. Woody harelson because he lives on a. different clock time zone planet or. whatever but this was a very special. reason yeah let's let's watch I think we. should have address the elephant in the. room uh Woody we started a little bit. later than we thought because you had a. bit of a tumble is it fair to call it. tumble I think a tumble is a fair term.

yeah did go over my handlebars you over. handlebars yeah I was I was honestly uh. and embarrassingly I was. passing this Tesla on the left that I. felt was moving a little slow but I. didn't realize he was moving slow. because he's taking a left yes and you. were on a motorcycle on a motorcycle yes. and uh is that your primary way of. getting around a motorcycle well I. always feel feel like the shortest. distance between two lines between two.

points in U La is a motorcycle mhm so I. do tend to take it but today it proved. not to be so very vast in terms of right. transporting we lost some time while. people were figuring out are you alive. um your soul had to re-enter your body. yeah did you think for a second when you. were going over the hood of the Tesla. this is going to be a huge problem or. did you the whole time were you thinking. I'm all right no I always thought I'd be. okay I just felt like there was some.

pain involved I felt the pain MH but I. never thought I'd be you know killed or. anything okay named your hand is um. wrapped up like someone in a cartoon. that's cuz I wrapped it did you and you. is this true you it and I thought it. looked funnier that. way so so so let me get this straight. all of your first a training is uh. helping people in a way that will look. funny yeah it's not going to help him. not get infected or anything like that.

you didn't set the bones in the proper. way you set them in the funny way funny. way okay and we're in the uh the. bathroom and I'm like uh didn't you. played a doctor right and he says yeah I. also played a lawyer so we can sue the. guy said well I think it's going to have. to be a a lawyer for the defense this. cuz it was I'm not as good with that. sorry so this is fascinating just to be. behind the scenes and know that you guys. are both icons you're on the way to do.

the podcast uh with your Fred and Ted. dancing you uh wipe out on the. motorcycle you hit a Tesla you get it. together you come here you need medical. attention so Ted dansen is the one that. helps clean the wound and rap you yes. why why haven't we called a real doctor. at any point I take Ted dancing over a. real doctor thank you very much by the. way his confidence his demeanor. everything about the way he does it is. you feel like yes I'm in the best.

hands never doubted I did kind of have. that I was choking back tears but I was. efficient first of all I'm very happy. that you're okay what kind what kind was. weird when he asked me to dis robe but. I'm it's for henic purposes it's for. hygienic and also tax purposes um so uh. do you wear what kind of protection do. you wear when you ride who whoa whoa. where no no I uh we're not doing that. protection the other protection are you.

armored in any way are you wearing a. helmet I did I was wearing a helmet okay. yes and so actually it did help me CU I. did hit my head but okay the helmet so. no problem okay good where. you this makes me sad buddy really yeah. yeah don't be sad Dam I'm sad sad and. and why why sad been hurt badly badly it. makes me sad does it uh does it inform. what you might do in the future might. you no that's out of the question I'm.

sure it probably it should it certainly. should yeah but this is how you are. right you living life on the edge yeah. maybe maybe yeah right in other words. maybe I should just slow down in life. and just take it a little hey you're. doing great you skinned your hand man up. sorry I switched i' switched you just. switched I I had my moment sorry. literally 15 seconds ago you said I'm so. sad I'm so sad you're my friend and I'm.

so sad and then you're telling him to. shut the up right my sadness didn't. play in the room s you thought about me. going slower my sadness my sadness. didn't play in the room that is such a. sick thing to say such a sick thing to. say oh wow we're here in the ward with. the terminally ill children hope you. guys uh feel better soon uh tough break. hey that didn't play so well let me try. something else. hey Timmy how long you.

got Jesus Christ. Ted I know what you mean though Woody. there's something about Ted every time. I've talked to him see him out in the. world I'm immediately I just get this. calm you have a very calming presence. and I don't yes is some of it maybe. related to the fact that you are so. ubiquitous and no well well known yes. but do other people say that you just. you'd be like an amazing therapist you. know I'm doing these uh moderate to.

severe plais commercials which I think. tells you all you need to know that. under this under I am by the way yeah. you can calm other people but there's no. calmness. inor yeah yeah now do you suffer from. this malady or is they just the money is. too much to I live on the edge of fear. basically yes I remember you sitting me. down once on during cheers and I think I. was about to get divorced something and. he said Teddy why are you so fearful.

stuck in my head all the time and that's. what I find amazing you may have fear. and all of that but you take such big. chunks out of life and I love that and. yourself. apparently I lost a Larchmont um is this. on camera by the way you we I think. we're going to see this it's comical um. that's the thing one of the three stoes. would put on their heads had a headache. um does anyone have an ice bag seen an. ice pack like that in years bad idea.

though does it look cool oh yeah it. looks really cool what you can't see is. didn't he also have his leg propped up. and listeners can go to the Team Coco. YouTube channel and see these clips cuz. often the clips themselves are longer as. well than what you're hearing today but. this one cuz also they're drinking large. glasses of watermelon juice or like. strawberry ARA fresa or something it's. just watermelon juice they get it for. every recording they do of their podcast. so you know they do a podcast here where. everybody knows your name with Ted.

Danson and Woody harlson sometimes is. the title and yeah they get these. watermelon ju they both like watermelon. juice I think that's adorable one of. them turned the other one onto it and. then. they W he turned T I think that's right. but I will say that they have this like. Odd Couple Dynamic that is really. special and there's just like they just. love each other like brothers and it's a. good plug for the other podcast because. the other if you like them together and. I can't imagine anyone does the other. podcast is really really great do you.

ever after we leave are you like I want. to be friends with you so bad oh yeah I. feel every once in a while someone will. come in and they'll leave and I'll be. like we could be we could have such a. good friendship together I thought about. that with. munis I thought about that with a few. other people spe but munis jumps out cuz. we I feel like we really bonded when she. came on here but with them I really just. like would love to just go to dinner. parties with just be friends you know. Woody invited our team and a handful of.

us went to his uh to his dispensary when. the show launched oh really oh my God go. one of my favorite uh memories of that. night was apparently wood he really. loves magic and so he had magician. bartenders so you'd order a drink and. they'd be like and then it would like. appear or whatever and it was really. cool except as the night goes on and an. open bar you kind of just want your. drink and so you're like cool that's. great and you flipping the bottle around.

like and then fire and oh my God and. you're like cool that's oh man okay oh. great oh that's so cool oh man okay cool. thank you for the drink you know so we. ended up ordering like several at once. just so you could kind of so he's not. doing those Now You See Me movies for a. paycheck it's out of love I honestly I. feel like it's a passion it was it was. one of the coolest nights and that. dispensary is it's got a whole big. Garden in the back it's beautiful we. should we should F Tri should we should. move our studio to that dispensary and.

just start recording there love to all. right well we're going to close this out. with the Larry David uh clip that man. this whole interview is one of the. funniest we've had yeah and this moment. is a very Curb Your Enthusiasm Larry. David moment like very much you're just. like this would be a plot point in curb. people ask me all the time uh they say. to me Conan you know everyone in the. business and I say thank you and then. they say uh Larry David is he exactly.

like he is on Curb Your Enthusiasm and I. say yes he is you are exactly like that. guy you would claim that you're not. quite that guy but the times I've hung. out with you at parties I feel there. might as well be a camera recording this. for HBO you are the same guy you know I. take that as a tremendous compliment yes. because cuz I got to tell you something. I love that guy. that.

guy oh my God I am so in love with that. guy yeah really he's he's he's my hero. yeah he should be yeah it must be nice. though because you've carved that out. for yourself and then if people. encounter you in real life you don't. have to in any way contort yourself to. please them yes you can tell them I. don't feel like taking a selfie it's not. really what I want to do right now and. they they're they love they must love it.

and they left and they left except a. couple of weeks. ago uh I got invited to a dinner. party. and you know 10 five 10 years ago I. would have gone okay yeah okay it sounds. good what's the. address and now this time I said who's. coming oh yeah uh did not go over well. the the person was offended the person.

seemed to have been a little. offended and uh I will up not going yeah. wow so there you go so there you go so I. I did uh I tried to be Larry and it. didn't work uh but but by the way as. long as we're on the subject is it such. a terrible question to ask who's going. to why why is it such a secret why is. that a secret I don't understand the I. don't understand the big secret you.

can't say who's who's. going. why I don't get it yes I think that's I. think you're I think you are within your. rights to ask who's coming thank you. thank you because you want to find out. also I'm imagining you have enemies. uh and uh you know you want to make sure. you're not walking into a party I just. made four more as I walked into the. building. but you know you want to make sure you. want to know yeah yeah I want to know.

it's like a mobster who's going to a. restaurant wants to know how many ways. are there in you know uh if there's if. I'm attacked is there a way out you got. to know exactly because a lot of times. honestly you'll be invited to these. dinner parties and you find yourself s. sitting next to uh some insurance. salesman and you know you're there the. whole for two and a half hours sitting. next to him or her whatever yeah it's. not comfortable let me ask you a. question and you I want you to be honest. yeah you came to my house not long ago.

you didn't know who was going to be. there were you pleased were you not. pleased and you can tell me. Well were there enough celebrities to. make you comfortable were there too were. there you know did you feel that it was. a good environment a good ecosystem for. you I need like three Comedians and I'm. I'm fine yeah right right yeah do I. count as a comedian oh Conan Conan Conan. poor oh poor just.

sad sad don't do this to him come. on yes Conor thank. you well I wasn't sure you know you. seemed happy you seemed uh you seemed. pleased but then comedians comedy. writers you know either one whatever but. at one point I noticed that you had. retreated to a separate area and you. were just observing you were eating your. food and you were just observing other. people as if you were uh you know. looking at Birds you. know you doing little sketches and I.

wondered if that's normal behavior for. you I'll tell you what I don't like. sitting with a plate on my lap right. okay right and I saw there was a counter. there was stools in front of the counter. and I thought this this would be a good. spot to plant myself MH yeah and so I. planted and uh it turned out to be a a a. great spot because when people come over. this is what I do at Parties By the way. I always sit you can't be in the middle.

of a room making small. talk and then you're going your brain is. racing you know oh my God oh my God I'm. out I can't I got nothing I got nothing. I got nothing how what what the bathroom. do I have to go to the. bathroom do I have to get a drink or or. I know I'll do TV Larry. I'll do TV. Larry all right well it's been nice.

talking to you yeah and then and then. you move on right I think people know. now that you can't have interminable. conversations they can't go on. forever there's got to be an out there's. got to be an out you know what you're on. a podcast right now how long is this. going to go we may be this is our. special 5 Hour salute no but it's not. it's a special 5 hours salute to Larry. Davis but I think I think I have an idea.

for parties I have an idea for parties. you have a party Sheriff okay. Y and he he. sits he's in a chair above the party. he's overseeing the party y like a. lifeguard like a lifeguard or or he's in. another room on video yeah and he's got. cameras on everybody like a Pit Boss. yeah like a Pit Boss and he's he's. seeing the conversation. he's looking at him he's seeing how it's. going he's looking at the body language.

he's timing conversations and then and. then he sees that somebody's in trouble. and he goes okay all right I gotta go he. goes. down he takes the version by the arm he. goes excuse me this this is. over this is brilliant this is brilliant. I have to have this I have to have this. I mean this is a great idea it's. brilliant it's fantastic thank you thank. I love that idea I think we've all been. there he doesn't even pretend to take.

hey I need to talk to you about just no. everybody's everybody's aware also does. he flash a badge yeah does he put up a. badge and say this is over this is over. everybody's aware there's a Sheriff. there's a you know there's somebody. overseeing overseeing the Party by the. way I think i''d be a good one' be great. I'd like to volunteer I could do that. job we need a podcast Sheriff you could. do that I I definitely could do that job. a party sharp for sure oh that's funny I. have to say I happened to be at a party.

with Larry David last week uh doesn't. happen often at all maybe never has. never happened really and I did talk to. him and I and I basically just went up. to him and said you know how much fun we. all had when he was here and he was very. very kind and said uh that like this was. his favorite I don't know if he should. said favorite podcast or favorite talk. show he's ever done which I believe when. he says because I don't think he would. you know just say that to be. words but the whole time in the back of. my mind I was conscious of making sure I.

didn't talk too long and this being like. I'm just going to say hi and then be. done because I don't want the party. Sheriff to get me yeah I mean what. happens when you go too long with the. actual part who Sheriff's the party. Sheriff that's a great question I think. he would have just said like great. talking to you thank you and like time. to go well the podcast Sheriff has said. it's time for us to wrap this up y yeah. yep and um we we'll be back next time. with Conan right that's right we'll be.

back with a regular episode next week. and like I said you can go to the Team. Coco YouTube channel to see all these. clips in their full lengths and uh this. has been a fun diversion we're sorry for. the circumstances and sending love to. our boss yes we are sending a lot of. love to all the O'Brien yeah and the. rear ends in on the uh East Coast it's. all Conan's whole family is out there. and yeah it's uh it's really hard time. but also they lived very long very. beautiful lives made a huge impact on.

everybody and made a huge impact in. their fields and they're going to be. missed and uh I mean this is the end of. the year too really isn't it I know it's. the holidays and everybody take it easy. out there and enjoy yourselves and we'll. start fresh next year with good. attitudes okay good. attitude cuz we usually have bad. attitudes or I don't know why are you. questioning I'm sorry I was just it was.

an odd thing to say but yeah 20. 2025 here we come happy holidays Matt. happy holidays Sona you know you're like. my sister you know what I you feel I. feel like we have a brother sister. relationship now we've been doing this. for a while and you're you're my. favorite part of this podcast all same. here you know what just like sitting. across and looking at you whenever Conan. says something silly which is every 3. seconds is all the time we're just like. two kids in church just likeing each. other giggle I don't know what I would.

do without you I wouldn't have made it. this far without you you would have been. fine no way no way you would have been. okay you're my rock oh well that's nice. I'm quitting next week okay so am I then. all right and thank you to Adam Eduardo. and blle I know you guys make this. literally Adam you make this happen yeah. yeah we have a good team yeah we do why. do we need that other guy I don't well. we do yeah I don't want to I don't want. to sit in this chair again no it's weird.

there's something about this chair that. makes me uneasy like being over in the. corner just like not saying anything. that's right okay happy New Year. everybody MH Happy New Year.