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- Welcome back to "Reddit Stories.". I'm Shane, and today's theme, it's the best. It's updates, all about the updates, and I am joined by Angela. and returning once again our guest MacDoesIt. (Mac laughs). Always good to have you here. - Excited to be here. - This is like your 50th episode, I feel like. - I think, I believe so. It feels like it. - Oh my God. (group laughing). - First one with you though. - I know, I'm so excited. - All right, well all about the updates.

So every story, assume there's gonna be more. - I'm all about that base. - No treble? See, I support, you know? (group laughing). - Let's get into this. Okay, this first one from Best of Redditor Updates. Originally it was from Off My Chest. This is a 34-year-old woman. "Boyfriend who's 31 woke me up at 2:00 AM. to make him dinner. I made him leave instead.

I am seriously never dating again. No advice needed, just one event. Throw away for the usual reasons. So I became official with this guy a couple months ago. He was sweet, kind, funny, gorgeous, the usual stuff. Everything was fine. We'd stay at each other's places, have date nights, general relationship stuff. In short, no red flags, a couple beige ones here and there, but everyone has those. Then came the other night. He's currently having to pick up the slack at his job.

due to multiple people quitting. We decided to spend the weekend at my place, as his roommates can be quite loud. and he needed to concentrate on fixing a system at his job. so he can remotely work. Friday is fine. We stay in, and in between his work, we do the usual couple stuff. Saturday comes, and something has gone wrong, and the stress is doubled. So he isn't eating anything I make, which is fine. I simply remind him there are leftovers in the fridge. By 11:00 PM, he's still working, so I head to bed. I am then startled awake by him at 2:00 AM,

shaking me, telling me he's hungry now. Confused, I remind him about the leftovers. and turn over to go back to sleep. But he gets grumpy. and tells me I need to make him something fresh now. I'm honestly completely confused and so sleepy. while he rattles on about coconut shrimp or something. Still half asleep, I just stare at him. as I try to work out what the (beep) is happening. I'm guessing my silence pissed him off. as he started having a go at me.

for not doing my duty as his girlfriend. That woke me up fully, and I told him to get out of my house. His attitude changed then, and he was apologizing, but I just repeated myself, and eventually he left the room. I followed him, picked up his stuff, put it into a bag, and once again told him to get out. He looked like a deer in headlights. He kept trying to say sorry and hug me, and it was only when I threw his car keys into his arms. that he realized I was serious and left. This was Sunday morning. It's now Monday night, and I still refuse to speak to him.

He's tried calling and texting, but I'm honestly just annoyed and dumbfounded. I know I'll have to speak to him at some point, but I don't want to. He's an idiot. If/when I do speak to him, I'll update. For now I'm going to bed.". (Mac laughs). This is crazy. - Like, babe, wake up, I'm hungry. Babe, I'm hungry. - There's coconut shrimp in the fridge. - (laughs) I don't want coconut shrimp. (Shane laughs). - I want it!

- I want fresh salmon, babes. - Wow. - You know what's insane is we've read another story. on this show about a guy bringing a cutting board. - Cutting board, that was like. one of my first ones, I think. - To his girlfriend in bed so that she can cut food. - But that was not because he thought she should do it. It was because he couldn't do it. (Mac laughs) He couldn't chop it. This is like he believes, I mean maybe is this guy drunk? Did he say that? - You know, that's a, she did not say that. I think she would know if he was drunk.

- She would've said that, yeah. Because that's what I, that's the only understanding thing I could give him. Maybe he's like. - Or so high. - I need help. - Yeah, but no. - I'm hungry. - No, and I don't think he is drunk. because he flipped to apologizing. - And he has work or whatever, right? He has something important. - Yeah. This just kind of falls in line with what we see so often, which is dudes refusing to cook. and just needing a girlfriend or a wife to cook for them.

and refusing to even heat up leftovers. I'm amazed by it. This is probably the farthest it's ever gone. - It's like so hard for me to, that's why I think I keep thinking, picturing him drunk, 'cause I cannot picture a grounded man being like, "Get up. I can't do this by myself.". - Like smartphones exist, Google exists. You can follow a recipe. - Literally. Like you can order Postmates via your fricking Siri now. - Do anything.

- You've seen it all. - Freaking Siri? - You kids. - And then he goes, he just goes, "Siri, make me dinner.". She's like, "Can't, dude.". - He's like, "What a bitch.". - (laughs) Couple comments here. "A 31-year-old man shakes his sleeping girlfriend awake. because he wants fresh food in the middle of the night. He's a man child and not a thoughtful partner. Good for you for tossing him out. Baby boy should have acted like a grownup. and ate the leftovers like you told him to. Grow the (beep) up.".

Someone else said, "The utter audacity of this man, like he's your newborn baby needing it, needing a 2:00 AM feed and coconut shrimp at that. That's so much work at any time of day.". Lastly, someone said, "Wow, you are so lucky he showed you who he is. so early in the relationship. Usually people try to hide their worst. and unacceptable characteristics in the beginning. Good for you for getting rid. of that entitled chauvinistic man-child.". - Oh no. - Let's see. - Is there an update? - Did she talk? - Like a bad update? - Shout out to man-child? - I don't know if it's good or bad. I'm trying to see.

- [Angela] That's what I'm worried about, she like. - I'm trying to see how long they've been dating. - We got married. - Yeah, exactly. (Mac laughs). - That, yeah. So they became official a couple months ago. But yeah, that comment's interesting. about people hiding who they are. - Yeah. - It makes me wonder like. how often people are purposefully hiding this shit. Like they know it's wrong, or it's just kinda like, I don't know. - I think, I feel like in the dating world, people will probably like develop habits.

of hiding who they are. 'cause it's easier to hide it then change it. And if you keep getting met with like broken up with. when something about you, you know what I mean? Like, it's like if you keep doing a behavior. that someone's like, I don't like this, and then they break up with you, and it's harder for you to change it. You just start to hide it in every relationship. - Yeah. - Just learn how to cook (laughs). - Just, but also, yeah, just like figure out the microwave. - He does say like, she needs to, she's not doing her duties.

- Yeah, that's the hard. - So this does come down. to a like legitimate belief that he has. - Exactly, that he is probably hiding. - [Shane] Not just a behavior. - But that's what I'm saying. He is probably hiding that because he is been told before. that that's just a really old fashioned. and bad way of thinking. - Okay, what are our predictions on this update? - They got married, I wanna say they got married. - You think she's gonna get back with him? - I feel it. - Or I think he came crawling back, asked for an apology, and she said okay,

and then he did something else stupid again. - I think he's gonna try to do some grand gesture. Like he's gonna be like, "I'm taking cooking classes.". - Yeah. - And she's gonna still be like, "No, (beep) you.". - Yeah, and it's Bobby Fly. - He opened up one magazine of Bon Appetit. - Okay, this update comes the next day. - Okay. - So, "Holy sweet Gebus, that's a lot of notifications. Thank you for your overwhelming support. Glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks this is stupid. Also to the ones who said I should have just done it. or agreed with the man-child, thank you. I needed to laugh today.

On to the update. He came to my job to talk. and explain that his friend saw a video. of a woman being woken up to cook for her man, and they decided to test it out on their partners. as a loyalty test. So my initial judgment of him being an idiot was correct. He was surprised when I broke up with him, but he was calm and accepting, albeit sad. Either way, that's over with. To answer a few concerns. Nope, no drugs, just bad judgment. No mental health concerns.

Yes, he's stressed, but it's surface stress that'll be fine. once his work hires some new people, I'm sure. Honestly not my concern anymore. Someone mentioned unconditional love. The relationship was less than three months, chill out. Seriously though, thank you for even taking the time. to read my sleepy ramblings. I'm gonna buy myself a nice bottle of wine. once I've finished work. as a thank you to myself for not settling. Until next time.". Okay, so he and his buddies saw a video. of a woman being woken up by their partner.

and then cooking for them, and they all decided to try it. on their partners as a loyalty test. - And he said that the next day? - Do we believe this? - He said that the next day. - Do we believe this? - It's not a good excuse. I just, I can't believe how delusional so many dudes are. - Baby, it was a dare. It was a dare. - They double-dog dared me. I had to. - It was a prank, bro. - It was a challenge. - Calm down. - It was a video challenge. - I'm surprised like, if he got that response from her, I am surprised he didn't go like, I'm just messing with you.

- That's why I don't bullet buy it like what you said. because if she freaked out. - And he waited 24 hours to be like, huh? It was a joke. Like no. - Yeah. - He was cooking that up. The only cooking he's doing. - Awesome. (Mac laughs). - We did see a loyal, a friendship test in a different video. where a girl was getting married, and she told her friend. she wanted her to wear white to her wedding. And then when she did wear white, she like freaked out on her, and she's like, that was a friendship test, and you failed. I think tests in general towards friends,

loved ones, I think are always dumb. - You passed the test. - Like don't test your friends or people you love. Tell them what you want or need, and then communicate it. That's crazy. But yeah, I don't know if I believe him either. This guy sucks. He's just weird, he's 31. - And he like went to her work? And again, not respecting. what she's doing in the current moment. He wakes her up not respecting that she's asleep, and then goes to her work, and he is like, let's talk now. - Yeah. - Just wait till she gets home and say your elaborate lie.

- This would be really, this would be bad if the dude was 18. He's 31. That's a full grown-ass man. - But is it? - No. - (laughs) No. - It's effectively a baby in a mech suit, but. (group laughing). - It's two toddlers. in a trench coat. - Can you cook? - Yeah, but do you need me to? (group laughing). I'll leave the video.

- Can you cook? - I had to, I learned to cook. because I lived alone for a long time. - Can you? - Yeah, I can cook. I've learned how to cook since I was like 10, 12. - See, I didn't until I was older. - I understand like being overwhelmed by it. or trying to be good at it is hard, but like cracking an egg and like. - Yeah. To be like exceptional at cooking is really hard. But I think to cook something good enough is pretty easy. - Yeah. - But a lot of, most of these dudes, they refuse. It's not a matter of like, it's never, it's never, oh, I am scared to cook, or I'm not good.

It's no, it's your duty to cook. I don't do that. So they're dumb. Anyways. - What was his duty? 'Cause she cooked, she also has a job, we've now just heard. - Well that's furthermore an issue. - So what was he doing, you know? (laughs). - Yeah, that's true. - Did he have a job? He had time to go to her work, so it's like. - No, he was probably hunting and gathering. so she could cook the hunted and gathered things. - Exactly, se shot an elk with a bow and arrow. - And he's like, babe, wake up, make the eagle I shot.

Whoops. (group laughing). - Make the eagle I shot. The eagle? - I was trying to think of the most old-fashioned shit. I could think of, and that was the first thing that came to my brain. - He's a terrible hunter. He shot an eagle. - That's like illegal, right? - Yeah, yeah. No, that's, okay. - The second I said I was like, oh! (group laughing). - Our next one comes from Best of Redditor Updates. and from just the advice subreddit. So it's a 25-year-old man.

"I have the chance to date my old high school crush, a 25-year-old woman, but I'm engaged to my fiance, a 24-year-old woman, what do I do?". - (laughs) I love you. - Guys, what does he do? (laughs). - (laughs) Let me find the answer. Like what? - "I had a crush on this girl, Carla, since middle school, going into high school, but she never paid me no mind. I left for the military and met Sarah who is a nurse.

and wants to become a doctor-nurse practitioner. Sarah was the usual type of girl I dated. I left the military to do contracting work. and moved back to my home state. One day while I was getting drinks at the bar, Carla was my bartender. She didn't recognize me, but when I told her my name, she couldn't believe it. She said she couldn't believe how much I changed. I started becoming a regular. and eventually exchanged contact information. with her to catch up. Throughout this time, she told me she has a crush on me, even though she knows I have a fiance. She said she likes how driven I am.

Now I'm conflicted. She says that she will give me time. to think about what I want to do. My fiance and I are doing great, but I feel like. she's normally the type of woman I always get. With Carla, I never had the opportunity. or thought that I would. I don't wanna hurt Sarah, but I feel like I would regret this forever. if I don't pursue it.". - I hate this, that's it? Oh, my god. - Okay, can I say,

can I say something kind of controversial? Not, not, not, you'll see where I'm going. - I'm scared. - You're gonna see where I'm going. If I was in this subreddit. - We know who your wife is. (group laughing). - Yes. If I was in this sub Reddit, if I happen to come across this post, I'm not someone who posts on Reddit. I just read shit like this, and I'm like, that's crazy and move on. But, and I'm curious if one of the commenters might do this, I might tell him be like, go for the bartender.

- Yeah, no skin off our back. - Because this woman needs to not be with this guy. He's going to cheat on her eventually. - Oh. - That's what I'm saying, like he's an absolute red flag. He's is going to cheat on his wife. - I don't know. - The way he's talking about his wife is so disrespectful. - Yeah, you're right, you're right. - The way he's like, oh, yeah, she's the type I usually get. But now I have an opportunity-. - I wasn't even like listening. to that wordage. - That's a good surmise, yeah. - What he's saying is he's waiting for that opportunity. for the rest of his life. - You are so right. What do you think? You're upset, you're visibly fuming.

- It's just, yeah, find his self like. - He's a piece of shit, let's be clear. - It took him just one girl. that who never paid him any attention and be like, oh, you're kinda cute, and then suddenly he's like, what if I don't wanna get married? That's crazy. - Well, something's wrong with her. 'cause she didn't gimme attention, and I have to fix that before I go down the aisle. - It's already in cheating territory. because he clearly became a regular. to go and talk to her, right? Like this is already at a stage. where if he told his wife what he's been doing, she might be like,

I'm calling off this marriage because this is a red flag. Like it's already in that territory. - Yeah. - Did he already say that the girl was saying she's waiting. for what he's going to do? - She said, yeah. "Now I'm conflicted. She says that she will give me time. to think about what I want to do.". She's also toxic. - She's part of, yeah, the situation. - She's toxic, but. - I also feel like maybe it's like in media, but I feel like someone who it didn't work with, like the person that's, what was it?

The person that? - The one that got away. - The one that got away is so romanticized, and sometimes it's- - Like hundred percent. - He's like this is pretty romantic, that it never really worked. And maybe there is something there. 'Cause in my head, it's like sometimes I'm like, oh, you know, like maybe that is. I don't know, like just reading it, I'm like, despite how disrespectful this man is, it's like, oh, maybe. Yeah, I guess you should check that out. But that's like so overdramatized and just like a fairytale. - Well, if you knew someone back in middle school,

and you haven't seen them in 10 years, that's a different person now. - Exactly, you're not gonna be like, you're the exact same you were during kickball. - Yeah, and (beep). (Mac laughs). But also I think it's very clear. what he is really talking about is looks. He's not talking about like, oh, yeah, she's someone I gel with, and like we get along so much better. He's just like, oh, she's not the type. You're only talking about looks. - Yeah. - And so once again. - He's like giving himself permission to do it. because it didn't work before.

- Yeah. He's trying to make himself seem like he's in the clear. for this for some reason. I just want his fiance to find out. - Yeah. - So that. 'Cause I think even if he goes, oh, you know what, nevermind, that's enough already to be like, hey, you should rethink this guy. - Is there an update? There's an update then, right? - This is my favorite kind of shit. - Oh, no. - Let's read some comments. - Oh, no. (Mac laughs).

- "Starting to become a regular at the bar. No, you're going to visit your crush. Exchange numbers while in a relationship, cheating is a series of choices, and it starts here. You know, most people wait for these types of opportunities. when their high school crush. or bully meets them later in life. and they get their glow up revenge, double middle fingers in the air, because now they look better and are doing better in life. than their high school counterpart. Instead of doing that, you're thinking about trying to get laid. by someone who didn't give you the time of day. in high school while you have a fiance.

The joke is you'll end up with neither of them.". OP responded, "What are you talking about?". In a later comment, he said. (Angela laughs). "Neither Carla or I are looking for sex. She was clear that she wants a relationship.". - So. - Okay, oh, guys, don't worry. - Yeah, she doesn't want sex. - She just wants to hold hands (laughs). - Someone said, "By all means, break up. so your fiance can find someone worthy of her.

because you aren't.". - Yeah. - Lastly, someone said, "Sarah deserves someone who actually loves her, not someone who is afraid he is settling for her. She deserves to know you're not fully committed to her. This warrants a conversation with her to say the least.". Yeah. I like, our producer put down, this is some Casa Amore nonsense. - Oh, that is so true! (Mac laughs). - Got a Love Island reference. Yeah, this is crazy, man, and it's very true. It's like he's gonna end up with neither.

He's messed up. He's waiting for his opportunity to leave. 'cause he's just waiting for someone. that he deems better than his fiance. I do think this high school crush's behavior is weird too, to be like, hey, I know you have a fiance, but I have a crush on you, and I'll give you some time to think about it. - Yeah, like I'm hoping the update is that he goes back. to her, and she's like, I don't know what the (beep) I was thinking. You're a psychopath, and I'm gonna DM your wife. - It's just test. I saw a video. (group laughing). - Yeah! - Loyalty Test.

Okay, update. - Here we go. - Here we go. Alright. Less than a month later, he posts, "I broke her heart. I love Sarah so much, and I stupidly called off the wedding. to be with my old crush a few weeks ago. Throughout the couple weeks, Carla used me as a piggy bank. That's all I (beep) was to her. I spoiled her, paid for her hair, nails, et cetera. I gave her everything. I found out she used the money I Zelled her. to buy a ticket for some guy to come see her.

I'm sick to my stomach. I reached out to Sarah, but she feels betrayed, and said she doesn't want to be sloppy seconds, but she's not. I love her and needed this to realize.". - Shut up. - I, you know, there. (Mac laughs). - Not you, him. - Shut the, shut up! There's always the likelihood on Reddit that posts are fake. I will say though, I know of instances. of something just like this happening. It's amazing to me how much this does really happen in life.

where someone cheats, and they come back, and they go, I just needed this. - I mean, it's Casa Amore, it's like it's so. - You know, I needed this for my journey. to realize actually that I want to be with you. It happens a lot, and it's shocking. that people get that delusional in those spaces. - Or like for some sick reason, like we all like sometimes want what we can't have, and sometimes what we have feels too safe for some reason. Like I'm trying to like justify not because I agree,

but like only just 'cause-. - You get too comfortable what you have, and then you see something new you're like, ugh, I want to touch it. - I don't know, but it's just like, that's what I mean. If it didn't happen here, it was gonna happen again. - Yeah. - And honestly if he got back with with Sarah, he'll cheat on her again, unless he really gets out of the mindset that he's in. But he's gonna always do this in his current state. Some comments. "Have you ever heard the phrase, play stupid games, win stupid prizes? If your ex-fiance has any self-respect,

she won't take you back. You've already discarded her. Leave her alone.". - I've never heard that phrase. - Yeah. What is that? - No, it's really sick. - OP responded, "I love her, I know I made a dumb choice, but the few weeks without her reminded me. why I fell in love with her.". Tons of down votes on that. (Angela laughs). Someone said to that, "If your crush hadn't used you. as a sugar daddy, would you still want her?". - Yes, that's so true! He's just pissed that like he bought her nails, and she's not into him, and she used that money to get somebody else.

That's why he's pissed. - That's why he wants to go back. - Yeah, yeah, he (beep) up. Next story. This one came from Relationships. and ended up on Best of Redditor Updates. This is an older one, this is from 2016, so we might have a lot of updates on this one, we'll see. - I was in diapers then. (group laughing). - Sure. Angela. - Okay. - God, it was a different time. - Dude, I was like 20, I was in diapers.

- I was like such a kid. - Okay, this is a 25-year-old woman. "My recent boyfriend who's 37 gave me a book to read. It's really, really bad.". - Okay. (Angela laughs). I feel like I've heard about this story. "I met my boyfriend in our master's program. We became friends over this past year, started dating and became serious. shortly before I left the state for a summer internship. He gifted me a book to read, saying it was one he liked. It's "A Spell for Chameleon" by Pierce Anthony,

a fantasy novel written several decades ago. I knew nothing about it prior to reading, and began laughing at it two pages in. because of how ridiculous the writing was, especially about women. We Skyped after I got through the first chapter, and I tried respectfully. explaining my doubts about the book. He made a deal with me. Knowing I'm a big Harry Potter fan, he promised to give the Harry Potter series a chance. starting with "Philosopher Stone". if I gave his book a chance and kept reading. This rocked my world,

and I had a sudden burst of motivation. I'm on chapter three, and I cannot stand this book. It is one of the most sexist and misogynistic texts. I have ever had to read. And it honestly makes me feel like crap. Not to mention it's just poorly written all around, painfully spoonfeeding obvious symbolism. and excessively throwing in fantasy creatures/concepts. that do nothing for the plot. The protagonist is a complete dill hole. that I could not care less about. And as a reader, I don't wanna follow him.

or anything in the fantasy world of Zanth. But of course, flat out telling my boyfriend those thoughts. about a book he enjoys would be hurtful. And he has every right to have different preferences. I am shocked that he would recommend. such a book to me though. He is a respectful and educated man treating me very well. and identifying as a proud feminist. This recommendation was out of left field. Does he not remember. how hurtful the author's writing on women is? Did he read it at a young age and has since grown? I can't expect him to hold his end of the bargain.

and read Harry Potter, which is fine, especially if it means not having to put myself. through Pierce Anthony's excuse for writing ever again. I like my boyfriend a lot. How do I respectfully tell him. why I cannot invest in this book anymore? It's important to me. that he realizes the negative messages being suggested, but I wanna do this without insulting his taste. or making him feel at fault.". - Whew. (Mac laughs). - Let's see.

Okay, so they haven't been dating for too long. - [Angela] Okay. - It's within a year that they've been dating. Whew, that's tough. This is so unique. - Yeah, because it being a bad book, for a second, I was like, oh, this is interesting. because it's just like difference in like. - Preference. - Preference. - We're talking about like this is really. - But now the book is just like wrong? - Yeah. - It sounds like. - Here, let's see, there's, I think the comments have some like excerpts from the book. so we can get more of an idea. Someone commented, "The first thing.

to ask is when he last read this book. If like you said, he hasn't read it since adolescence, he may not remember how truly awful it is. If he's read it recently and still recommended it, well, I'd be totally honest about how I felt about it, but that's just me. You can certainly just tell him you gave it a fair shake, but it wasn't your cup of tea.". Someone said, "He's a 37-year-old guy in a relationship. with a much younger woman, 12 years younger to be precise, recommending a book about a 25-year-old guy. who acts like he's 12. I wonder if these two things are related.".

In the comments, OP explained why the book is horrible. Alright, here's example number one. Here's an excerpt from the book. - Here we go. - "I like beautiful girls, he said, and I like smart girls, but I don't trust the combination. I'd settle for an ordinary girl. except she'd get dull after a while. Sometimes I wanna talk with someone intelligent, and sometimes I want to, he broke off. Her mind was like that of a child. It wasn't really right to impose such concepts on her. Example number two. That's the point, he said, I like variety.

I would've trouble living with a stupid girl all the time. But you aren't stupid all the time. Ugliness is no good for all the time, but you aren't ugly all the time either. You are variety, and that is what I crave for the long-term relationship. and what no other girl can provide. Example number three. All women are the same inside. They differ only in appearance and talent. They all use men. Example number four.". - Please read the ugly one again. That was the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life.

Number two is so good - (laughs) What? - Please read it again, and I wanna dance to it. - Okay, example number two, the remix. - [Angela] You're good. - "That's the point, he said, I like variety. I would've trouble living with a stupid girl all the time. But you aren't stupid all the time. Ugliness is no good for all the time, but you aren't ugly all the time either. You are variety, and that is what I crave for the long-term relationship. and what no other girl can provide.". (both laughing). - He only wants you to be ugly.

for like a a few days of the week (laughs). But that he wants some variety, you know? Ugly and pretty, and then ugly, pretty and then smart, sometimes. - [Angela] That shit's so funny. - Number four gets to where it's like, oh, this thing happens in chapter three and it's like, okay. - Should you say it? We just bleep it out, and then we all just go, oh! - Do you want me to, example number four. "That whole (beep) trial in chapter three.". Yep, yeah, exactly.

- Oh. - Oh. - I thought it'd be funny. (group laughing). - It's like nevermind. - No. Okay, maybe. - Go back to the variety one. - Yeah. When he talked stupid with dumb words, it was funny. - Example, number five. "Other girls managed to enhance their appearance. by cosmetics or padding or specialized spells. But besides Sabrina, all other females looked somewhat artificial. She was no enemy. This was the page two example I mentioned. Example number six. There was much more of her he longed to see and to touch,

but that could come only after marriage. She was that sort of girl, and it was part of her appeal. The girls who had it didn't need to put it. on casual display, page number three.". Whew. - What do you do when you're reading this book? - Oh my god, this is horrendous, dude. - This is really bad stuff. - And what sucks is like, I mean, I'm inferring from these excerpts is like, I don't think this, I know this character's not like the villain.

You know how some books are about like, oh, this is to showcase a bad narrator? - This is like a Holden Caulfield. - They're the bad guy. Like, and you're learning about the bad guy. I think this guy's the hero. - The hero, and he wants a stupid girl. that's smart sometimes. And then ugly some days. - Also ugly on some days. (Angela laughs) - I want variety. I'm imagining him as Edward Colon, but just like worse. - Yeah, smart but pretty, too much is insane.

- I mean, I love reading. I love books. - You should read it. - This, no, I've read enough. (Mac laughs). I think I've got it. Is it crazy to say this is enough of a red flag, where I'd be like, you should probably go like. - I think I'd ask, 'cause. - When did you read this book? - I'd be like, give me all the information. while you pack your bags. (Shane laughs). Because like, I just need to know more. Like what is he gonna say? This was a challenge. Like what is he gonna say?

- This is a test. - This was the test. An honesty test. And I wanted you to tell me that it was really bad. 'cause it is really bad. - I thought I was gonna relate to this story. 'Cause I remember my ex-boyfriend thought I was kind of icky. that I would watch "Jersey Shore" before bed every night. And he was like, I kind of hate that. And I was like, well, I love it. And I was like, oh, I relate to this, different types of media, so different. - It's different too. because we don't know this guy's view on this book. 'Cause like with reality shows, it's like, oh, I'm watching this mess. - Yeah. - That I know is a mess. - But some people like to read like crappy shit.

Like I used to, I went through a like a bad romance novel phase. - Totally fine. Enjoying something that isn't written well is one thing. It's that it's like something such a weird POV. - Like arrogant and rude and ignorant and bad. - It's just making sure like, hey, like you don't, what do you like about this book? - And this is a fantasy book, right? - It's a fantasy book. - Like a lot of fantasy books, especially back in the day, were extremely misogynistic, so. - Oh, yeah. - Not surprised. How old is this book? Do you know?

- She said it's decades old. So it's, yeah, maybe from the '80s or something, but like. - Yeah, maybe he's like, I just loved the book cover, like the book cover. - Oh, I haven't read it. - Yeah. - (laughs) Maybe. - Okay, update. And it came three days later. "The post was locked shortly after I put it up. so I wasn't able to comment back to most of you. I went through every comment thoroughly. and took them all into consideration. Thank you for all your thoughts. We Skyped the other night and the topic came up.

I started by saying I liked him a lot. and really do appreciate. how much he's willing to share with me. He caught on to where I was going with this. and started laughing. Then I started laughing, and I realized how silly small of a thing this all was. I guess I didn't wanna risk hurting his feelings. When the reason why I didn't like the book came up, I explained, and he totally understood. It's been at least a decade since he's read the book, and he can see where I would feel uncomfortable. He will still consider reading the first Harry Potter book. since I gave his book a chance, and being a single dad, his kids also like the series,

so it would be a chance for him to connect more with them. I ended by saying that I hope this doesn't discourage him. from sharing more things he likes. If anything, it encourages me. to find more that you'll appreciate, cue heart flutters.". So that's where that one is. Update August 3rd, 2024, 8 years later. - Shut the (beep) up. (group laughing). - I knew I saw this post the other day. I was like, wait, okay, so that was 2016.

She's like, ha ha. He's like, oh, I read that a decade ago. Whatever. Blah, blah blah. - Now here we go. - We're cool, heart flutters. Eight years later. - It's Joe Rogan. (group laughing). - Holy shit, I've never seen an update from eight years. - This is a cream of the crop update. - Oh, no, okay, predictions, are they married? They're gotta be married. - Yeah. - Yeah, probably, if it's been eight years, yeah. - They're married, they might have kids. - Oh!

- Eight years, so much happens. - Is he reading them this book? (group laughing). - Oh, no. She was 25, and he was 37 back in 2016. So she's now 33, and he's 45. - Oh, no, I fear this man at 45, here we go. - To go back to a post that you posted eight years ago, shit has to be so nuts that you go, I just remembered that I wrote about this eight years ago. - And she's like, I'm gonna go blow up the internet.

- "Hi, I would reply to this under the original username, but it got locked a little over a year ago. Reddit banned me. for sharing a mayor's office contact information, LOL.". Damn, okay. "And I created this one shortly after.". - Okay, Girly. - All right, you do you. "It's hilarious this post is being shared. because it's from such a different time in my life. Your instincts are right. This relationship only lasted a month-ish after this post.". Okay. "I took an opportunity to live. and study abroad for a few months,

and it was clear that he didn't want anything that deep. Dodged any conversation that required vulnerability. Didn't like that I wasn't always 100% perky, et cetera. I also had a rough breakup before this. and wasn't making the best judgment calls. when it came to dating. I could have caught a few more things about him. that give similar concerns now. as this book recommendation then, so I called it off. Oh my God, then he suddenly wanted to make it work. and kept it up for over a year after the breakup.

We weren't even together that long. He would text me as if we never ended, and I would shut it down. He eventually stopped, but I still get occasional notifications on LinkedIn. that he viewed my profile.". - Oof. - I'm now happily married to someone my age, not knocking appropriate relationships with an age gap. I'm good friends with a couple who are 12 years apart, but I dodged a bullet, folks. Thanks for giving me a good laugh with this flashback.". - Oh, so this must have like picked up speed on the internet. or like gotten viral.

- Yeah, I guess so. - And she must've just been like, oh, let me comment. and say that I actually broke it off with him. - Yeah, must have. Well, good for her. That's the best news we could have gotten. - Yeah. - Damn. - Still stocking her LinkedIn. - Still stocking that LinkedIn. - Every once in a while, he is like. - Eight years later, still peeping at it, okay. - Oof. - Wow. - Eight years. - Today's reddit stories is also brought to you by Zocdoc. Finding the right doctor can sometimes.

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zocdoc.com/pitreddit. Next story. This next story comes from the marriage subreddit. and Best Redditor Updates. "My husband doesn't know that I know what he's up to.". Ooh. - Sounds like a Tyler Perry movie. (group laughing). - Yeah, on Friday night, we're gonna go see my husband, doesn't know that I'm up to that he knows or that I'm up to. You wanna come?

- Is that the sequel to my husband doesn't know what I know? - No, it's, he knows that I know. that I don't know that I know. - My husband doesn't know that I know what he's up to. Got it, okay. This is a 33-year-old woman, "My husband who's 34, and I had our first baby back in June of last year. My husband's aunt gifted our son. a lovely chunky knitted blanket. The blanket is so soft, and I have made multiple comments. about how I would like to find a full-sized blanket. just like it because it is so cozy, and I'm kind of jealous of my baby.

Well, this past weekend my husband snuck off to the store. He refused to tell me where he was going and why, but I later found a plastic bag. with the logo of a local crafting store. That evening, my husband stated. that he would like to have an hour of alone time every night. after our son goes to sleep. He stressed that he would not like to be disturbed, but if I needed him then I could call/text him. I agreed to this because we are both adjusting. to have very little me-time since the birth of our son. Last night during his alone time, our son started crying.

I checked the baby monitor. and saw that he had simply lost his pacifier. and was going back to sleep. However, the baby monitor also shows part of our son's room, not just his crib. In the corner of his room, I saw my husband sitting on the floor. with a bunch of chunky yarn in front of him. I turned the volume up. and heard that he was watching a YouTube video. on how to finger knit. This sweet man is making me a blanket. He absolutely loves surprising me, but is terrible at keeping secrets. I just know that he is going to slip up. and accidentally mention something. about the blanket at some point.

I plan on acting clueless. so that I will still be surprised when he gives it to me. I just love him so much, and I'm so delighted that he's learning a new skill. so I can have a custom blanket. That's sweet. - I was expecting something so terrible. - Me too. - I know. - I thought was like, not in the kids' room, oh my God. (group laughing). - Oh, God. - Like I still am, I'm like update. He made me a blanket, but he also is misogynist. - He made me a blanket and then he was like, now read this book.

(group laughing). - And cook me dinner. - And cook me dinner. Okay, some comments. "Oh my God, the title makes this sound. like it could have been something else, but it's so cute. Also, why do men seem to always forget. about the baby monitor?". Someone else said, "Thank you for this lovely post. and sweet story that is restoring some of my faith. in marriage and humanity today. Please, please, please don't let me come back. in several weeks to an update that he used the blanket. to pay off a gambling debt, gave it to his best friend's ex for her birthday, or made it into a furry suit for himself.".

Reddit has been absolutely unhinged the past few months.". OP responded, "If he managed to knit himself a furry suit, I wouldn't even be mad. I'd be wildly impressed that he had such talent.". Okay. I mean, I feel like the update is gonna be. that he gives her the blanket. - I hope. - I'm now nervous 'cause I'm like, what update can we get? - Like we can get an update that like he got really mad. that she knew or something like. - Yeah, then he leaves her. - He burns the blanket. - I can't think of anything besides like,

yeah, she got the blanket. - What if he died? - She comes back years- - From knitting. (group laughing). - He's been finger knitting, and he accidentally stabbed himself with his finger. - And he died via his own finger. - I didn't realize you can make a whole blanket. through just that? - I guess so. - I mean, this one looks like he did that. - Oh, I guess that's true. Oh, if it's probably like, I wonder if it is.

- Like a big yarn. - One like that, you probably have to use your hands. You can't, like what? - No, they have big knit needles. - Gigantic. - They have, no thick ones. - Whoa. - Thick guys. - Update, less than a month later. "My sweet husband broke. He kept on mentioning. that he was working on a surprise for me. I would occasionally ask what this mysterious project was, and he would get a cheeky smile and say, I can't tell you. That eventually evolved into him repeatedly telling me. that keeping the surprise was really hard, and he wanted to just tell me. I kept saying, no, you've kept it a surprise for this long.

You can keep going. But one day after dinner, he decided he couldn't keep it in anymore. He showed it to me. It was only about a fourth done, but it was lovely. The yarn was really soft and was my favorite color. I could tell he had taken his time. because of the consistency of all the loops. Even unfinished, it was perfect. He told me that he kept moving it around. to different hiding spots, but since our house is very small, it was only a matter of time before I accidentally found it. He said he had run out of yarn, and asked if I wanted. to pick out another color to add to it.

I said yes, and we made a little date out of it. We grabbed lunch and then walked around the craft store. before I picked out a complimentary color. to the one he chose. He hasn't had much time to work on it the last few days, but he assured me it will be finished by my birthday.". - (laughs) Sorry, can I finish something? He hasn't had a lot time (laughs). He hasn't had a lot of time. to finish it the last couple days. 'cause he's cheating on me. (group laughing). - He went to a bar, and he met his high school crush. - Yeah, but like he's gonna get to it,

and he is the sweetest. This is just so wholesome, I'm waiting for something. - I doubt, I'm waiting for like a pin drop or something. - "I'll post a picture of the blanket when it's finished. For now, I am wildly impressed. with how long he kept it a secret, and I'm so excited to have my first ever handmade blanket.". (Angela laughs) That's so sweet. I like knowing, so I know this episode, a lot of the stories were sourced by Emily, and I can just picture Emily reading this. and be like, no! (group laughing). Did you hear the news? Did you hear the news? He made that blanket.

- Yeah, she goes, well, did y'all read the one about the blanket? Y'all read it? Yeah. - Did you guys read the story about the blanket? Oh, it's so cute. - Yeah. And we're like, yeah, we were waiting for him. to like cheat on his wife or something. (group laughing). I'm so messed up. - There's definitely a part of my brain, after doing this show for so long, that's like, okay, so nothing bad happened. That's good. - So they were looking for a complimentary color? - That's good. - Okay, so then what happened after? - Cool, that's awesome. That's great. No, that's very sweet.

All right, next story. Ooh, okay. This comes from Am I The Asshole. - Oh, no. - Let's get real. - Our favorite. - Let's buckle up. - Let's take the bumpers off. - "Am I the for refusing to help a girl in the gym. unless she stops recording me?". Okay. - Okay. - "I think I acted rudely with a girl in the gym. and wanted to get opinions. on if I was the asshole in this situation. I, a 41-year-old man, go to the gym early in the morning around 5:30 AM.

There are generally very few people. that come to the gym at that time. There is a girl, early twenties, that also comes to the gym at the same time. We always say hello to each other. and have small talk between our sets. She comes in early because the gym is empty, and she likes to record herself working out. as she wants to be a fitness influencer or something. She seems dedicated, and we have known each other for at least a year. This morning as I was working out, she came to me and asked for help. She was very excited and told me that she wanted to go. for a personal record on her barbell squat.

She asked me if I could spot her. as she was not confident if she would be able to do it. I said, okay as this is not the most uncommon thing. For people who are unfamiliar, this is an exercise where you carry a barbell. with weights on your back and perform a squat. The spotter has to stand behind the person. and support the person in case they fail to get up. As she was getting ready, I saw her phone in the corner. and asked if I could be off camera. or if she could stop recording. She said she really wanted to record herself doing it, and I will look good on camera.

I told her that I really do not wanna be on camera. as my wife or coworkers may watch the video. if she posted online and that may not look good for me. Another reason that I did not tell her was that. she was wearing a very revealing outfit, small sports bra and tight shorts, and I really did not feel comfortable. being recorded standing behind her. She promised me that she would record it for herself. and not post the video. However, I just did not wanna be recorded. I told her that I really feel uncomfortable, and if she waits for 30 minutes, one of the trainers may be able to help her.

She became really upset. and asked me why I'm making the situation weird. She accused me of sexualizing her. She asked me if she was a man, would I have done it. I felt she had a point as I have done it for other people. I told her that I would be okay doing it, but I just don't want to be recorded doing it. She, again, went on a rant about me body shaming her. and me being uncomfortable with her perfectly fine outfit. I felt bad that I upset her. as she was just trying to work out. I have also asked people to spot me in the past. and people always helped.

However, I just did not wanna be recorded. Am I the asshole to refuse to spot her. because she was recording it? I don't want her to feel that it was because of her clothes. or because she's a girl. However, as a married man, I need to observe some boundaries. and really don't want to be recorded in that way. with a girl half my age. I'm also worried that she recorded our whole conversation. and may post it online. I do not know what I should do in this situation, and I'm a bit worried.". - Mm.

- We don't have a verdict on this. because this post was removed. before the verdict was rendered. - Tea. - But, I mean, my thought on this is like you have the right to say no. You just have the right to say no, you know? And it's not like he's, I don't know. I mean, he's just like, hey, I just don't wanna be recorded. - He's not an asshole. I mean, I feel like especially in these like past few years, we've like created like a culture. where like people just feel like it's completely fine. to record random strangers at all times.

and post online without their consent. And I find that very weird. But yeah, it's okay to say no. And I feel like we need to bring that back. - It's so true 'cause cameras are just, everyone has one. So it has become so normalized. to just be filming shit all the time. and to just expect people to be okay with being filmed, especially with the idea of it being filmed. and posted online. - I wish he kept it to himself, the specifics. - Yeah. - Because I could imagine like, 'cause I am trying to think of like the dynamics of like,

oh, if that was a man, and he was like not in a shirt, would that have been, or just like, like the fact that the sexualizing part. that she claimed he was doing to her, I wish he kept it to himself, that he didn't wanna be on camera with her. because of her body. But I think I understand why she was just like, oh my god, you're talking about my body. Like the second he brings. what she's wearing into the conversation, it gets a little dicey. Because it could look like he's blaming her. for wearing something that she's allowed to wear. - Totally.

- But but at the end of the day, it's his body that he doesn't want filmed, that's it. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? I'm trying to find, figure out why she was so upset. So I think it was him talking about. what she's wearing might have set her off. or made her feel inappropriate. Like, but he was just explaining why. - Right, I totally, I see that, you know, I'm thinking like some people just aren't as quick like, with thinking through those things.

Because like if I was in his position, and I didn't feel comfortable, I may be like, oh, you know, I probably shouldn't right now. I can't or whatever. At the same time, like if I ask someone to spot me, even if they're a friend and they say, oh, I don't feel comfortable, I'm not gonna push. - Yeah, because you can also. not feel comfortable spotting someone. - Like I think if someone was like doing that, and it was their PR, I'd be like, I don't know if I'd pick it up after you. - I one time, I one time had a guy ask me to spot him. for squatting, and it's a weird,

it's the weirdest way to spot someone. It's just like the most, 'cause you're literally like up behind them. as you both squat down at the same time. - And then if-. - It's just, it is weird. I remember being, I remember almost being like, I don't know if I really know how to do it. - Yeah. - Because it is an awkward situation, out of all the things you can spot people for, like spotting someone for bench press is fine. You're just sitting there holding the bar. But squat is like, you're kinda like up behind them. - But you're also taking responsibility. for the barbell, if it doesn't.

- You're literally, you kinda like, but you don't grab the barbell, you like grab from underneath. their armpits. - Oh, to help them up. - Yeah, you're kinda like. - Oh, okay. - You lift them up in a way. - Copy. - Especially if it's a lot of weight on the barbell. 'cause you can't just grab 200, 300 pounds. - Yeah, no, no. - You can't. (Shane laughs). - Yeah, as you go. (Mac laughs). - But I also think, I can see a little bit. where she's just focused on weightlifting. And she's like, oh, you see this as more.

than what it just is, which is just, I'm gonna do a squat, and you're gonna spot me. That's all this is. - And that's exactly what he's worried about, is someone look, like he doesn't. - He is worried about the misinterpretation of other people. Because he is like, we're weightlifters. This is just weightlifting. But if my wife sees this and stuff, it looks, it can look inappropriate to other people. And I'm nervous about that. - Yeah. - Yeah, I still just think he has, you just have the right to say like, I don't wanna be on camera. - Or your no should be respected. It shouldn't need a why. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

Yeah. Let's see, some comments here. "Not the asshole, people who are pointing out the line. of how it would look inappropriate. if a coworker or wife saw you aren't familiar with lifting. If she reached failure, it would absolutely look bad on you. because people don't understand what spotting. and having to assist with squats looks like.". OP said, "That was exactly what went through my mind. Plus who knows what commentary someone can put. on top of those videos to make it go viral.".

That's also true. It is scary because when someone posts on social media, they can turn it into more than what it is. - Mm-hmm. - And it is also true. She started recording him. before she told him like it'd be recorded. Maybe she assumed. because he's there all the time with her. that he just knows she records everything. But still, I don't know, I as someone, 'cause we've done things where we film things outside. Right? Like as YouTubers, it often happens. I'm very, very self-conscious about, oh,

I don't wanna film people without their permission. Like it's such a like, I think it's such a vulnerable, sensitive thing. That to not take that seriously, I think does make you an asshole in some way or another. - Yeah. - Someone says, I don't wanna be filmed, and you push. I just think it's always wrong. - A hundred percent. It's like a form of weirdly, like being online. and posting pictures of people is like a form. of like intimacy that you need consent for in my opinion. Like just like emotional intimacy.

where it's like, oh, you told me something, and I'm not gonna tell everyone. - Yeah. - Versus, I took a picture, and you didn't, you weren't okay with that, I'm not gonna post it everywhere. It's just crazy. - And she did say something. that I think is kind of icky is she did say like, oh, and you're gonna look good on camera. She did say that. She's like, you're gonna look good in this. And it's like, okay, like. Update. - Here we go. - 19 days later, "I had posted on a different forum three weeks ago. about me refusing to help a girl in the gym.

for spotting her barbell squat because she was recording us. I did not think it would blow up so much. that my wife got this story on her TikTok. What happened after was pretty unexpected, and my life is a bit absurd right now. I was worried that she would post our conversation about me. refusing her help online and show me as the bad guy. I told my wife about the conversation, and she said that she has seen posts. where young girls do add nasty voiceovers. and make men my age look like creeps for views. My wife told me that I should just complain.

to the gym management about her. for recording me without my consent. just to get ahead of things. When I went to the next week, I saw her again. I tried to keep my distance, but she kept on smiling at me. As I finished my sets, she came to me and asked me if we could talk. She wanted to apologize for her behavior. from the previous day. and how it was wrong for her to assume. that I would be okay with her recording me. It was a pleasant surprise as I was not expecting that. I told her that it was okay, and I just don't like to be recorded in general. She followed me outside and continued the conversation.

She asked me how long I have been working out. and if I could advise her on her form. I told her that there are some really good personal trainers. in the gym I could recommend to her, but she told me that she is fun-employed. and cannot afford them. She told me she will buy me a coffee. if I can give her some pointers.". - Just another unemployed TikTok girly. Is that what we're figuring out? - All right, this just got really weird. This just entered a whole different territory. - Fun-employed? Never heard that before. (Mac laughs) - Okay.

"At this point, I felt I was just being rude. and told her sure, and we went to a nearby coffee shop. Her name is Haley. She graduated last year, moved back to her mom's house. and is looking for a job. She was very chubby last year. and wants to look like the TikTok fitness models. and is trying hard to get in shape. We had a nice conversation, and I was able to help her with some of her questions. She already knew my name. and asked me if my wife would be okay. if she follows me on Instagram. I told her that the main purpose. of that account is for my wife to spy on my friend's lives, so I generally don't use it.

She asked me if I use Snapchat, and I had to remind her that I am twice her age. (Mac laughs). This is where it got crazy. When I came home, I told my wife about what happened. My wife loves her reels and TikTok. and wanted to see if she, Haley, ever posted the video from the previous week. I only knew that her first name was Hailey. and how she looked and told my wife about it. When I came back from work in the evening, my wife was already home and sitting on the sofa. She was grinning ear to ear. and told me to immediately sit next to her.

Apparently this girl has been posting about me. and calling me her gym crush for the last two months. My face is blurred out in all the videos. A lot of the videos were her sitting. (Mac laughs). A lot of the videos were her sitting. in her car every morning. and making up completely fictional romantic stories. about our interactions. Each video had like a hundred-plus likes, which my wife says is not a lot, but feels like a lot. She had posted some videos of us. just passing each other and smiling.

or our conversation where I was telling her. to stop recording with a voiceover. about how I approached her in the gym. and complimented her body. There was a video from that morning. about her coming to me while I was packing up. with her saying how I asked her out for a coffee. She's just making up fictional romantic bullshit. for getting likes, and people were commenting and cheering for her. There were also other videos of her working out. and posing in the gym locker room. My wife was laughing uncontrollably. about how big of a sucker I am. and how I am internet famous now. I told her this needs to stop, but my wife insisted.

that she's too invested in the drama now. and wants to see what happens next. - (laughs) Me. She said that." (both laughing). Yeah, "She said that this girl is really young. and just trying to establish herself and get more followers. Plus, she has not done anything inappropriate. and is not showing my face in the videos. My wife just wants me to play along. and see what crazy Hailey does next.". Okay, she has done plenty of inappropriate stuff by now. Let's be clear, this is inappropriate. - This is one of the things of why I just, I don't like TikTok that much.

A lot of people do this. It's like filming people without consent, creating narratives with people without their consent. It's like this weird trend that's happening. that just keeps on going, and I'm like, this feels like a train wreck that's like bound to crash. - It's why whenever, I mean, I'm more skeptical of TikTok than I am of ghosts, right? (Mac laughs). Because whenever someone's like, yeah, this thing on TikTok, I'm like, did it happen? - Yeah, I was like, what? Is it real? - Because the thing that people love to do. on TikTok is you can just lie.

- Say whatever you want. - It's actually the best way to go viral on TikTok. Just make up a whole lie. - Just lie. - You can just lie about all sorts of bullshit. The majority of lies that I see are people just being like, did you know that? - Did you know that right now there are 50 crocodiles. in your ears right now? And you'd be like, what? - And then you go to work, and you're like, do you guys know that there's like 50 crocodiles in my ears? And someone's like, no, that's not true. - I mean to say cockroaches. Of course there's not crocodiles. I meant say cockroaches like a (beep) loser. - But people also do this shit. - This is crazy. - And gym stuff,

it does happen a lot. where people are just making up narratives. and being like this crazy thing happened to me. or this thing is going on, and like people just dive into it, and it's really dangerous. Like sure, you might get some likes, but you're really (beep) up someone's life potentially. And ultimately you're gonna (beep) up your own. - But this is why I think reality TV is good. and should be its own little thing, I'm sorry, but like this is why people like reality TV.

'cause it's real. And when watching like a girl try. to get her gym crush's attention, we get addicted to it because we're like, oh my gosh, did she get his attention today? - And we believe it. - And because it's real, and it's not fake. And I think like we are like all dying to just see, I don't know, just to feel and see real stuff. That's why I like watching reality TV, but that's why I think TikTok is really scary. because it could become. - Yeah, I will also say sort of a different thing.

This is really probably one of the best examples. I've ever seen of if the roles were reversed, we would then see how unbelievably inappropriate this is. - Mm-hmm. - This is inappropriate behavior. to be filming someone in a public space. and being like, this is my crush, and here's my process of, and you're posting it publicly. That is so creepy. - It's really. - But people are very comfortable, it's the new world. - Yeah. - Where this is, there's no, there is online and real world, and it's one. - Yeah, the people who are doing it is one thing. I think all of the numbers of us.

being attracted to it is weird. Like but I fall for it. Like real things happening, I'm like, oh my God, oh my God. Like that whole, like who the hell did I marry thing that was going on? We were all like dying because it's true, you know? - Well, and we just get invested in shit, and we just, we then add to it like, it's like Couch Guy. - Yeah. - We all remember Couch Guy. - Yes. - That blew the (beep) up. And it's like realistically. we saw like a half a second of someone, and then we just were like, we all knew everything.

- Couch Guy, you mean the guy that walked in. on his like girlfriend was surprising? - His girlfriend was surprising him. - On the couch, okay. - I just remember like, it just gets crazy, and we get like, we're so invested. - [Angela] You get really invested. - I don't remember much about Couch Guy. I just remember how big it was, and I'm like, it was one video, and we all, we like dissected it. - [Mac] Yeah. - Some comments. "Does she not know you are married? Where's the ring? It seems scummy of her if she does know.". OP responded, "Yes, she knows I'm married. I wear my ring in the gym, and I also talk about my wife all the time to her.

I also feel it's a bit weird. for a 22-year-old person to make up stories. My wife feels she is just using me as an NPC in her fiction. to gain more viewers and create drama. We discussed it, and she told me. about how some girls just make up stories. about bad first dates on TikTok. as it gets them a lot of views. My wife feels it's weird, but I need to see the humor in this situation. At least it's entertaining, and she wants to know where her story goes next.". Someone said, "What are the coffee discussions like? It seems weird for her to do that.

if it was just for TikTok attention. It's easier for her to make stuff up.". OP said, "The coffee discussions are very fitness-oriented, and she genuinely has legit questions. We do discuss stuff about our lives, mostly hers, and she shares her struggles in getting a job. and life in general for a Gen Z person. However, she has never said anything inappropriate. I feel she must have had some footage of me. passing her and smiling and greeting her. and just use that in her edits.". I mean, in this situation, I feel like the best thing to do is to distance yourself.

from this person. - New gym. - Try to, yeah. New gym or try to go to different time like, or I don't know, just being like, or being like, hey, maybe even being like, hey, my wife found your TikTok page. and like knows you're filming me. and creating this narrative. that we both know is not true. Please stop. Final update. This is a month after the original post, so probably a couple weeks later. "I wrote a post about a month ago regarding Hailey,

a girl at my gym asking me to spot her. and me refusing to do it because she was recording me. The post blew up, and I wrote an update where I told my wife, and she found out. that Hailey was just making up fictional stories. about me being her gym crush for likes. My wife loves her TikTok drama. and asked me to continue as it is. as she found Hailey's posts harmless and very amusing. Those posts blew up and the last week has been crazy. First of all, all you guys are assholes. There were thousands of comments on my posts, and not one of you told me. that these Reddit posts are posted on TikTok.

There were a few people. who did dramatic readings of my post on TikTok last week, and millions of people saw it, one of them being my wife.". Also, bad news, they end up on YouTube too. (group laughing). - Oops. - Sorry, man. - No one is safe! - "I thought I was just venting here in anonymity. about Hailey and my wife. On Saturday morning, my wife came to me. and asked me if I posted my story on Reddit. I asked her how she knows because she never uses Reddit.

She showed me a person. doing a dramatic reading of the story. She was just giddy. and asked me if it was really me posting the story. I told her yes, and she just lost it. She was just laughing at how I was being so dramatic. talking about a very funny situation. Moreover, most of the TikTok commenters were cheering. for my wife, and I have never seen my wife. being so happy since our wedding. We had a bunch of my friends invited. for a barbecue party that evening, and my wife was also telling me about my Reddit post. and showing them the TikTok. At this point, multiple channels had posted it. Everyone was making fun of Hailey's posts and teasing me.

My friends even enacted. what spotting a barbell squat looks like for their wives. and what happens when the person squatting fails. I really started feeling bad for Hailey. as everyone was just making fun of her and her videos. I felt that we had taken things too far, and she did not deserve this kind of ridicule. I told my wife that night that I'm going to tell Hailey. that we know about her videos the next time we meet, as I feel we are just being mean to her at this point. My wife again started grinning. and showed me the TikTok comments. Apparently a lot of people had already started.

snooping around TikTok and found a bunch of Hailey's posting. about their gym crush and my Hailey was one of them. Hailey had not responded to any of the comments. but had promptly deleted all her recent videos. I was horrified as a lot of people were accusing her. of being a homewrecker and to stay away from married men. I felt so embarrassed that I just felt like I wanted. to bury my face and disappear. All I wanted was quick feedback on Reddit. and never meant for all this to happen. As days went on, more and more people viewed the video, and Haley was still getting a lot of comments.

My wife told me last night. that almost 5 million people saw those videos. I really did not want to face Hailey anymore. and could not get myself to go to the gym. for the last two days. Yesterday evening, Hailey messaged me. and asked me if I still plan to have coffee with her today. And my wife told me to just talk to her. as she might also be feeling bad. My wife felt Hailey was just doing childish things. because she's a child, and I should apologize to her. for causing her all this stress. I went to the gym today, and to say that things were awkward.

between us at the start was an understatement. After my workout was done, Haley and I walked to a coffee shop nearby and had a chat. Before I could apologize to her, she started profusely apologizing to me. for posting inappropriate posts about me on TikTok. She said that she was just having fun, and it was like a joke between all her friends. She told me that only her friends and family follow her, and she was just making up fun stories to entertain them. She didn't mean for it to blow up. and for so many people to see them. She told me that she woke up this weekend. and suddenly her TikTok had hundreds of views,

likes and messages. She was confused and checked, and everyone was commenting on her videos, calling her a homewrecker and Crazy Hailey. She realized that I had posted a Reddit story. because of some comments and immediately felt embarrassed. because she learned that my wife. and I knew about her posting stuff about me. She deleted all her recent videos, but people seemed to be finding her somehow. and messaging her on her older posts. Also, her friends messaged her. after they saw what was happening, and she had to explain to her mom. that she was not dating a married man.

I also apologized to her and told her I did not know. that Reddit posts blew up on TikTok and was just worried. I offended her when I did not spot her the other day. She was surprised that I did not know that about TikTok. as it seems to be fairly common. I told her that my wife found her content funny, and so she asked me to tell her. My wife felt she was talented. and working so hard on her fitness to be an influencer. At the end of the day, we just laughed about the situation. She told me that she always wanted. to know how it would be to be internet famous. and enjoyed her 15 minutes of fame. Seems that things are going back to normal,

and she has promised she will find another gym crush, and we will continue being friends. Finally, I just wanted to ask everyone. to not go and find Hailey on TikTok and let her be. Please do not harass any Haileys. on the internet because of me. I'm not going to disclose who the real one is, so just stop harassing all the Haileys. They're not homewreckers and just young kids.". - Leave the Haileys alone. - Amen. Leave the Haileys alone, guys. - Yeah, maybe this is a good example at like change the name. before you talk about anybody or something.

- That is true, that is true. I typically assume on Am I The Asshole posts. that the names are changed, but he must not have done that. In regards to what she said, I'm a little skeptical of what she said where she was like, it was all just a joke, and it was just for my friends and family. I'm like, then why wasn't your account private? - Private, but that's, I think, depending on when that happened, I think that's like pre-TikTok knowledge, because like, like it's, or not pre, but I think like, or I think we're still understanding,

and now people really get it, that you don't need a following to go viral on TikTok. Like I think for other, like you, that's how the algorithm works is that. like sometimes a really small hole in the wall will blow up. And I think people know that now and don't just. - I mean, this is from like a month ago, this post. - Because like, I don't know, if you post anything, and you're not a private account, you have to know that other people are gonna see it. because TikTok will serve you things. - That have like nothing. - That you, the people you don't know.

- I've said it before, if you have a public account on anything, you are in the entertainment industry, and if you post things on a public account on the internet, you are doing entertainment. whether you think it's entertainment or not. Because people might find it entertaining, and it might blow up. And the amount of times you see people go, whoa, I was not expecting this to blow up, it's like every single time it happens, it's just like, well, man, that's part of how the internet works. - It's like you don't have to expect something to blow up, but you do have to expect something to not be private.

- Yes. - So it's like if you wanna write fan fiction. about your gym crush, lock it down, but don't like post this. - Yeah. No, I mean. - And that goes for him talking about her too. - Totally. - Because it's weird about this story, how it kind of happened both ways. where he then started talking about her and how he felt, and that exposed her too for like, it kind of both happened. - It's hard for me to kinda like put myself in their shoes. because we work in this industry. where like we are so in like posting things,

and it gets views, and you know like nothing is private, at least in like not feeling. like anything you post online is private. To be someone who hardly has social media, who has like literally like no following. Like, 'cause you're not doing that. I can understand how you might underestimate the internet. Because for me it's such common knowledge, but I'm like, for this guy and for her maybe, they're just not thinking that way. They don't realize until it does happen to you. - This is a "Bridgerton" joke, but even Lady Whistledown couldn't keep it.

Just use a fake name. Do you get that? Yeah. (both laughing). You know what I mean? - Pop culture references. - Like use a fake name, change the account, don't use your face. - Yeah, but it's, I think you're right. I think when you post something online, like it's not private. Know that it's not private. Know that a million people could potentially watch it. - Yeah, like you could be surprised if it blows up. because, sure, that's crazy. But don't be surprised when people find it. - Yeah. And it's also there forever until you delete it.

Crazy shit. I mean, that wife is hilarious. You gotta appreciate how much she laughs at everything. - Yeah, I unfortunately think that's, I would do that. I'd be like, you have to go talk to her. - Yeah, I'd be like, yeah. - That's really fun. - Like go spot for her next time. - Yes. - What do you do? - Do the squats, do the squats! - We would be like, babe, we're famous. (group laughing). - No, no, no, keep it going! - Go, go! - You got a cigar suddenly like, this is good, this is good. - I'm like, yeah, I just got off the phone with CAA. You're going "Good Morning America" tomorrow.

(group laughing). - We are here with the gym crush. that America's been talking about. And they're like, what? Those are some good updates. - Yeah. - Nothing too scary, nothing too bad. - Yeah, for a second, I was like, oh God, is this all misogyny? - (laughs) We got a wholesome one in between. - Yeah, we got some knitted blankets. - And we got a lot of dodged bullets in this episode. Nobody messed up too bad, I feel like. So good stuff.

Well, thank you both for being here. - Thank you for having us. - Yeah. - It's always fun. - Yeah, I'm a sucker for an update. - Yeah, me too. - An eight year later update is a first for me. - It's insane. - Yeah, yeah, that's, and just an eight year update. to be like, guys, I didn't date him. - Yeah. - We broke up a month ago. - And it's like, oh. - Back eight years ago. - We were like, do they have kids? Are they reading the book? - Hey, just found this account, nothing happened. - Yeah. - Just you know, anyways. Mac, thank you for coming back, as always. - Thank you for having me.

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