The Most Unhinged Holiday Horror Stories

This comes from the "Petty Revenge" subreddit. - Okay. - Oh, yes. - Which is great. - Gimme it (laughs). - These are stories. of just petty revenge, obviously. - Love that. - "I waited six months to get the last word.". This original post is from 2015, but there are updates.

- Okay. - "My ex-boyfriend wanted to see a sold-out show. to the Foo Fighters this summer. Him and his friends failed desperately. in getting their hands on any tickets. I, however, managed to snag two. I waited until Christmas to give them to him, and he was beyond excited, jumping up and down excited. Fast-forward one and a half shitty months later, and he dumped me two days before Valentine's Day. after literally ignoring me for three weeks. The entire breakup blindsided me. after one and a half years together. I haven't talked to him since, but little does he know.

that I wasn't quite finished with him yet. (laughing) My brother just so happens to be. a huge Foo Fighters fan as well. I logged into my Ticketmaster account, and surprise, surprise, tickets can be transferred, so my brother is going to have the time of his life. while my ex-boyfriend gets turned around at the doors. Sucks to suck.". (Kimmy laughing) This is an update. - Oh, my God. - This comes up- - This is, already, I love what she's doing. - I love it. - This is roughly a month later, so this is probably after this happened. - Which is also saying. that before we even get to whatever happens,

she's thinking, "He's still gonna go.". - Oh, yeah. - "He's still gonna go. He's not gonna say anything. about these tickets." - Of course, he is. Yeah, she knows that he's not even gonna recognize. that he doesn't have 'em. He's not gonna check up-. - Yeah. - on 'em if he has 'em, - No. - "So many of you wanted. an update, and here it is. This morning I received a text message from my brother. letting me know that he could no longer make it. to the concert, but that we would sell them instead. I figured, as the concert is tonight, that I would message my ex-boyfriend and give him the chance. to buy them, or I would sell them to someone else. He never answered me, so I posted them online,

contacted quickly by a few people, as the show is sold out. I sold them to a nice girl who is taking her boyfriend. for a fair price. Never thought about it after. Around supper tonight, around five-ish, my phone suddenly starts going crazy. I have a message from my friend saying my ex was texting her. looking for my number. My dear friend, being the wonderful gal she is, actually gave it to him. About 39 seconds later, no less, I am suddenly getting an incoming call from him. Like hell I am answering.". - Yeah. - "I let it go to voicemail. While I'm listening to the voicemail he left me,

'I still want those tickets. Please don't tell me you sold them. Let me know,'. my phone was getting multiple text messages, six messages in about eight seconds from his friend. 'We drove all this way and paid for gas and hotel. Seriously?'. Another friend, 'Hey, did you sell blank concert tickets? He wanted me to ask.'. (Kimmy laughing). Decided to enjoy my supper, and then, maybe I would answer them. Being the nice gal that I am, I told them. that, yes, I sold them. Last thing my ex says, 'Thanks for that.'. So, now they're in a city two hours away,

stuck in a hotel room for the night with nothing to do. while the Foos put on a slamming show. Still sucks to suck.". Damn. (Kimmy laughing). That is awesome. - I love that. - I love it. I love it so much. - Good for her. - That means he blocked her number, no? - Yeah, blocked it and deleted-. - 'Cause he needed- - or deleted her number-. - to ask for her number again. - Yeah, so he, like- - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - So, I guess it's a question of, if you give someone a Christmas gift. (Kimmy laughing) or a gift in general, if you give a boyfriend or a girlfriend a gift. for Christmas, for whatever, and then you break up,

is it fair to retract that gift? - No. - So, you don't think she was in the right here? - Oh, I think a physical gift, you will never give back. - Okay. - You will never give back. - That's fair. - [Kimmy] Oh, yeah. - This is an experience. - That's awkward. - [Kimmy] Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - This is a thing I, these are two tickets. that I wanna go to with you. I wanna share this experience with you. - Right. - And then, after you're ghosting her, you don't get to share that experience. No, this is an experience that I was gonna buy for us. - [Shane] Right. - Yeah. - It's no longer-. - That's fair 'cause I completely agree. with what she did here. - Oh, absolutely. - Yeah, 100%. - She was so in the right. - I wouldn't have expect,

if I was given tickets from a girlfriend, and then, we broke up, I would expect not to have them anymore. - Exactly. - Yeah. - Maybe if the breakup would've gone smoothly, if he would've acted like an adult and, like, communicated. what he was going through instead of ghosting. for three weeks and then just randomly breaking up, then I can see, like, a world. where they probably would've worked it out. - Yeah. - Those tickets, they would've figured it out. - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. - He was an asshole. - Yeah, he was. - He was. - Here's our next story. - Okay. - This is another "Am I the Asshole"? "Am I the asshole for not reimbursing my brother.

for an air mattress?". Seems simple. - Okay. - Always does at first. - "This happened around Thanksgiving, but I'm still getting (censored) about it from my family. (Kimmy laughing). I'm a 27-year-old woman who lives. in a one-bedroom apartment by myself. My brother, who's 24, and his significant other, who's 22, have lived on the opposite side of the country. in the US for a few years and decided to fly over. to see their respective families, both of whom live around the same area. Neither my brother nor his girlfriend felt comfortable. staying with their parents due to COVID, so I offered them my apartment while I stayed.

with my significant other for the week. Everyone was happy with this arrangement. We never talked about it specifically before they arrived, so I just assumed that they would sleep. in my queen-size bed. I have a couple of couches in the living area, and while they're comfortable enough, they aren't designed to be sofa beds. The morning they arrived, I cleaned the apartment and changed the bedding. When they got to my apartment, my brother asked where they should sleep, and I indicated the bed. He sort of laughed at first and then realized I was serious. and got really angry. His girlfriend didn't say much but looked mortified. My brother kept saying that there was no way.

they were sleeping in my bed, and it was disgusting for me to offer. I told him that everything was clean and reminded him. that they'd have the apartment to themselves. He just kept saying he couldn't believe it. and finally snapped that they'd have to make due. with the couch. I left quickly without further discussion. because I was confused and pretty upset. That night, my brother called me. and said the couches were impossible to sleep on. He said that he and his girlfriend needed to purchase. an air mattress and requested. that I reimburse him the $55 they paid for it. By now, I was really pissed off and refused.

I asked him again why they didn't just take the bed, and he said that, if I really had to ask, I have major issues. I said that I didn't care what they did. or did not do in the bed. We are all adults and should act accordingly. He called me disgusting again and hung up. My parents found out and agreed. that I should pay for the air mattress. because I wasn't adequately prepared for their arrival. My mother, especially, keeps insinuating. that what I did was gross and unfair, and I should have known better.

My brother has let it be known. that our relationship (laughing) won't go back to normal. until I apologize and reimburse him and his girlfriend. I know my family can be kind of weird and uptight, so I asked my significant other. and some friends for their perspective. My boyfriend says he can see both sides, and my friends are basically siding. with my parents and brother, saying that it would be inappropriate. for me to sleep in the same bed. that my brother and his girlfriend previously shared.". Here's an edit. "A lot of people are asking if we belong. to some weird culture.

where siblings aren't able to share beds. We do not, and my family has never been religious anyways, but as I stated in my post, they are really uptight. Like, we learned about the birds and the bees, but sex was always presented. as something unpleasant and nasty. (Kimmy laughing). My brother and I never discuss each other's sexual lives, which, in my opinion, is normal, but it's pretty clear he has some major hangups. My boyfriend is a lot more open about sex, but he's also very attuned to when people feel uncomfortable. and says that, even though he disagrees. with their reasoning, he can understand.

why they may not want to sleep in my bed. He thinks I should just pay the $55 to keep the peace. My friends, no idea, LOL.". - Yeah. The what? (Kimmy and crew laughing). - Sleep in the-. - I wonder if this dude realizes. when he sleeps in a hotel bed-. - Right. - Literally. - what has happened there. - Right. - What do you think happened? - It's something weird, it's something weird about the sister, something weird about the sister. - Yeah. - or the boyfriend, or the boyfriend. - Or, this family is. one of those families. that just doesn't know how to, like, wash bedsheets, so they're, like, "I'll only keep the same ones,".

for, like, their grandparents. - But he told 'em that it was clean. - She washed 'em all. She was like, "I washed all these sheets.". - I know. I don't understand. - "I did everything.". - What do they think happens when you wash something? - I'll sleep in anybody's bed. I don't care. - Yeah. - I don't care. - Who gives a (censored)? - Like I said, when you sleep in a hotel bed, it's not just, like, what sex stuff has happened there. - It's like- - Yeah. - has someone been murdered on this bed? - Yes, 100%. - (laughing) Like, probably. - Hey, yeah, probably, probably. It was so nice of her to give up her own damn bed-. - [Chanse] Yeah. - for her brother. and his girlfriend. That's so- - "The couches aren't. too comfy." - I wouldn't do that. - I'm sorry, then get an Airbnb, bitch.

- Let's be clear. - [Kimmy] Oh. - She gave them her entire apartment. - Oh, my God, she's a saint. - And he's complaining that-. - We must protect her at all costs. - He's complaining, like, "Oh, you (censored) me over. 'cause there's nowhere to, it's like. - Go get a Airbnb. - Yeah. - Literally, the same thing. - Pay for a room. - Go pay for the same exact situation, bitch (laughs). - Right, get what you want then. I'll go back to my apartment, per. Say less. - I don't understand this. - The most surprising part is, okay, maybe this is a weird family. They got weird, they're uptight, sure. The friends? - The friends. - What's wrong with the friends?

- I'm always blown away when I read. these "Am I the Asshole" stories, and everyone just sides with the crazy (censored) thing, and it's also just, like, you asked to stay it's someone's apartment. They give you their entire apartment, and then you complain to them. of there's nowhere to sleep in the apartment, and so you need to pay for me to buy some stuff. No, that's not fair. They already gave you their entire apartment. for free for a week. You figure it out. - Yeah. - The space alone is worth-. - Exactly. - 10 times more than $55. - Exactly, that's insane entitlement. He's an asshole. - [Kimmy] Goddamn. - Oh, there's an update.

(Chanse and Kimmy gasping). I didn't realize there was an update. (all laughing). I didn't realize there was an update. - Oh, my God. - "So, I have an update for y'all, good news and bad, insane news. Good news first. Me and my brother's relationship is back to normal. or as normal as possible for our family. It's well understood. that I'm not going to pay for his mattress.". - Good. - "I also showed him everyone's responses, and he conceded that he may have overreacted about this, which is as close as I'm getting to an apology. He also said that it's a classic example. of a Reddit circle jerk, but I'll take what I can get.

Insane news, the reason I posted on 'Am I the Asshole'. to begin with was because I was so taken aback. by one of my friends' reactions. Let's call her Claire. She went to middle and high school with me and my brother, although they aren't close. Claire seemed so completely adamant. that offering my bed was inappropriate. that I thought I might be in the wrong. We haven't spoken since I mentioned the situation to her, and I didn't think anything of it. until my phone started blowing up this past weekend. Long story short, Claire texted some mutual friends, my parents, and my boss, who she doesn't know at all.

that she believes me and my brother are having. an improper relationship. To be clear, this is wildly out of character, and I have reason to believe. she's undergoing some sort of mental health crisis. Thankfully, my brother and family are being very supportive, so are my other friends and boyfriend, my boss, not so much, and I'm dreading my upcoming performance review. Happy New Year, everyone.". Wow, you know, maybe that's, (crew laughing). you know, if you're having a relationship.

that's undergoing some turmoil, the way to fix it is to have. another person in your life become more insane. than all of you. - Yeah, yeah. - And then, you wake up and you go, "Oh, this isn't a big deal because our friend is"-. - They come together- - "a psycho.". - over agreeing that the friend is lost. - This friend outta nowhere texting her boss, who she doesn't even know, what the (censored)? - Claire. - Claire. - Claire. - Holy (censored), Claire. - Claire. - I'm always shocked- - [Kimmy] Claire. - at people who go out of their way to make. their life way more busy, to just-.

- [Chanse] Right. - do whatever. - I'm like, Claire's life, Claire could have been having a chill week. She decided to take it upon herself. - [Kimmy] She chose. - to make all this insane (censored) happen. - Yeah. - I'm like, just let it chill. - And it's not affecting her in any way. - No, she could- - [Kimmy] No. - have just left it alone. - No, not at all. - No, there's no way. - Well, that was nuts. - That was, I don't even-. - I love that one. - Just, I can't get over Claire. She's got class. - That had twists and turns. I love when a person comes outta nowhere. - Yeah. - (laughing) Yeah. - She said, "Actually (laughs).". (Shane laughing). (Kimmy laughing). - All right, here's our next story.

- Yay. - "Am I the asshole for sending my brother a bill. after our Thanksgiving meal?". - Okay, my inclination is already no. (crew laughing) - You don't think. he's an asshole? - No? - No, not a bill. I can already tell. - Okay. (crew laughing). - Okay. - You placed your bet. Kimmy, do you have an opinion? - I have learned to never make. a judgment based off the title based on these. It's- - but go ahead. and make one. Because the- (Chanse laughing). (Kimmy laughing). - That's awesome. - But go ahead. - I'm gonna say there's some third-party Claire (censored). that's gonna happen here.

- You think it's a-. - Sure. - unexpected person. who's the asshole? - Yeah. I think no one's the asshole. except for third-party Claire. - There's always the option of nobody's the asshole. - Nah, Claire (laughs). - Or everyone sucks. - The Claire from the other situation is. still the asshole in this situation (laughs). - Yeah, in this one, she comes in. - Yeah, she comes in (laughs). - Like, "He's sleeping with his brother.". (Kimmy laughing) What? (Shane laughing). Claire, you were from the last story. - Claire- - Claire, you're not a-. - stick to your story. - You're not a main character, Claire. - You're not. a main character, no. - Not in this one. - "The evening before Thanksgiving, my siblings, older sister and my younger brother, all of us are in our 20s, decided to put.

on a last-minute Thanksgiving with just the three of us. My brother offered to bring the turkey. since he got one for free from work, and my sister and I said we could throw some sides together. We all seemed excited, and we were laughing. at how this was going to be a (censored) show. since none of us have ever put. together a large meal like this before, and none of us are particularly adept at cooking. My sister and I picked up groceries and for sides. that we normally have at our family Thanksgiving, mashed potatoes, gravy, green bean casserole, sweet potatoes, buns, and wine, beer.". No raisins in there. - No. - No raisin. - Raisins don't belong.

- "My brother said he would come over at noon, and when he got there with the turkey, we were still cooking. We underestimated how long it would take to prepare. and fumbled through timing out the oven-stove timing. He was clearly very put out by this and grumbled. about how he said he was going to be there at noon. He grabbed a drink and went over to the couch. to turn on the TV while my sister and I continued to cook. No offer to help cook. The sides all finished at different times, and my brother became increasingly upset. We ended up having the full meal done around 2:00 PM,

but we were having bites of what was already finished. We, my sister and I, joked our meal was coming. out in courses. By the end of it, though, my sister and I were actually really proud of ourselves. The sides turned out great. My brother is a picky eater, but we got food we always have. at our usual family Thanksgiving, so we thought we were safe. He apparently didn't like that we put rosemary. in the mashed potatoes, so he avoided those, and then, he was clearly skeptical of the rest of the sides. and kinda picked at those. His meal was mostly turkey and gravy. The day after, my sister and I put all our receipts together.

and split it evenly between the three of us. Again, my brother got the turkey free at work, and then, my mom actually gave him. all the seasoning and ingredients he needed for the rest. when he told her he was making it. So, literally, his only contribution to Thanksgiving was. actually cooking the turkey. My sister and I soon got a call from our mom shaming us. because my brother complained. we unexpectedly sent him a bill, and he said that he wasn't consulted on the sides. and didn't even like the food we made, didn't eat it, et cetera.

She said that she would never think to charge people. she invited over for Thanksgiving. My siblings and I are all early in our careers. and all make a similar income. We generally planned this together, and even though my sister offered. to have us at her apartment, I would never have assumed. she was going to treat the two of us. to an entire Thanksgiving meal. He also failed to mention he drank most of the alcohol. my sister and I bought. I thought we were all on the same page about what to expect, and I honestly thought the meal exceeded expectations. My sister didn't invite us over for dinner as a host.

When we were discussing getting together, we just all agreed she had the best space, free of other roommates, biggest kitchen. I could see how my brother turned this into, 'She's hosting,' but it didn't occur to me for a second. to stick my sister with all the cost, and I can't believe he would either. To be fair, no, we did not discuss splitting the cost. of the meal ahead of time.". So, now, do you wanna revise your opinions? - What did I say? - You said he was not an asshole. - No, he's not. - He's not? - Not even a little bit. - And you don't think he is an asshole? - No. - Do you think he's an asshole? - I think this is the more gray area one.

of the bunch that we've had so far. because I think the bill is very reasonable, but the fact that they didn't talk about it beforehand-. - It's tough. - Like, to spring that on someone when they are hosting, and, like, family, too. Like, family, I would, like, I don't know, I would try and go outta my way to, even if I wasn't making much. to, like, do something nice for them. - Yeah. - So, I feel like it's gray. I don't know, what do you think? - I see the verdict here. - Mm-hmm. - The verdict is that he's an asshole, (Chanse gasps). which I find fascinating. - Interesting. - I do find it.

a little interesting. - Yeah. - The comments are saying, like, "Very gently, possibly, you're the asshole. Did you discuss splitting costs prior? If not, no matter how he acted throughout, a bill may make you the asshole. since it may have sounded like a potluck to him. In this situation, you may be the asshole. However, it sounds like he is the asshole in life, just in general.". - Yes. - Yeah, oh, yeah, for sure. - "Sorry, OP, in this case, you're the asshole. It did sound like it was a potluck, and your brother made the effort to cook the turkey. and did cook it, which would entail getting up seriously early in the morning.

to have it ready for a noon meal. He put in an enormous amount of effort, and it was justifiably annoyed. that you and your sister could not get the sides. up at the right time. You were two hours late. Half an hour is no big deal. Even an hour is not a problem. if everything comes up. within 10 or so minutes of each other. The turkey was more than two hours out of the oven, ready more than two hours before everything else. Cooking and baking are all about timing, strategy, and you and your sister kind of failed to deliver. Sorry to say, you didn't discuss splitting expenses first. and should have brought it up. when you were shopping for supplies. Yes, he drank alcohol, but he was invited.

as a guest to your sister's home. Also, I apologize, but who puts (laughing) rosemary in matched potatoes? That is unheard of to me and is a travesty to potatoes.". - What? (crew laughing). That person is the asshole. - Someone responded to that. "I agree with everything you said. except rosemary and potatoes part. They pair amazingly most times-. - Yes. - but by how- - [Kimmy] Yeah. - he describes their culinary skills, I would assume they didn't do a good job. - It's like you don't have to do that much, right? You're not putting raisins in your potatoes. - Look, you can put spices-. - Yes, in your potatoes. - and herbs in your potatoes. - Oh, absolutely. - Absolutely. - I think the writing of this.

and the way this person tells the story makes it sound like, "Oh, it was a whimsical day, and we were just having a good time and whatever.". And I think it makes it easier for you to side with him, but it is true. Maybe he's painting his brother. in, like, this kind of bad way of like, - Yeah. - "Yeah, well he was mad.". - He made a turkey. That would've been the most expensive part of that meal. - But he didn't have to pay for it. He's definitely contributing. They wouldn't have a turkey without him. They would've had to pay for a turkey. - He got the turkey. He got it for free, but if you can get a turkey for free, you're gonna do that. - Yeah. - Yeah. - But they didn't suggest splitting the cost.

- They didn't, and-. - No, I think that's the big issue. - It also says they never discussed, like, the sister wasn't like, "I'll host.". It was just like, "Oh, you should have it at your place. because you have the nicest place.". That is not hosting. - True. - You are hosting people, but that is not hosting. I also probably would've just pocketed the bill myself, and I probably wouldn't have charged, but I don't think it is super unreasonable. to split it three ways. - Yeah. - No, I don't think it's, yeah. - Especially, 'cause it's the brother doing it, not the sister sending the bill. - Yeah.

It sounds like the three of them planned this together. - Yes. - Right? I guess maybe it's because that's. how I think my brothers and I would view it. just inherently of like-. - [Chanse] Yeah. - if the three of us just planned something together, we would all just like, "Oh, it's all of us are going in on this together, all the aspects of it, including the bill of it all.". - Mm-hmm. - And the brother is. the one doing the, it's not the sister hosting. The sister's not like, "I bought us alcohol.". It's like, "We bought all this alcohol"-. - Yeah. - "and you did drink it,". and alcohol's the most expensive part of it.

- The potluck defense feels to me, that's more like amongst friends. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's like if you're having a Friendsgiving-. - Yeah. - and, like, whatever, but it's three siblings. - Yeah. - You know the situation. - Yeah. - I don't know. - I agree. - I kind of land on the fence on this-. - [Kimmy] Yeah. - to be honest, so-. - Yeah, it's definitely not- - Yeah. - cut and dry. - No. - [Kimmy] A little messy. - It's tough. - [Kimmy] Little mess. - I don't think it's an asshole for sending the bill, but I do think that he can be like, "Oh, I don't wanna pay it,". and then, you can be like, "Oh, okay, okay.". - Fair. - "Fine.". - He has a fair defense. - Yeah. - "Am I the asshole for not attending my sister's wedding.

since my husband is not invited?". Man, based on that alone, that's tough. - Yeah. - No, they're not the asshole (laughs). - You don't think they're the asshole? - I'm going to say, it's my sister's wedding? - Sister. - Yes. - This entirely depends on the reasoning. of why the husband is not invited. - Oh, you're so right. - My ultimate inclination is, "Yes, you're the asshole. Like, that's your sibling.". - Yep. "You have to be. there for them," but at the same time, if it's a dumb reason the husband's not invited, I'm like, "No, that's fair.".

Then, your sister betrayed you. - [Chanse] Yes. - But if the husband tried to murder-. - [Chanse] Yeah, right. - their sister. - Yeah. - that's a good reason. - Or slept with the groom or something. - We're gonna see what level this is at. - Ooh. - Okay. - All right, let's- - Let's get into it, yeah. - Let's buckle up. (hands thudding). "Let me start by saying. I do understand my husband's behavior is inappropriate.". - Oh. - Ah, 'kay, well-. (Shane laughing) - Not a great start. - All right, we can need it there. - Everyone in this room just went, "Ah.". (crew laughing). "But like all of us, he's not perfect,

and I took vows to him to stand by him. and accept him as a whole person"-. - Ooh. - Mm-mm. - "including his flaws. Overall, he's a good husband, and I love him despite this one issue.". - Oh, I don't like it. - What is the one issue? (crew laughing). - No. What is it? (Kimmy laughing). (hand thudding). (Kimmy screaming). (Kimmy laughing). - I need you guys to both buckle up. - Okay, buckled. - "My husband has a kink for urinating on himself in public.

(crew laughing). (Shane laughing). I think it's the humiliation aspect. (Kimmy sobbing) that gets him off.". - [Kimmy] No. - "So sometimes, not every time, we get together with my family, he will pee his pants.". - No. - "But (laughing) overall, it's not really that disruptive.". - No, no. - "He just stands up. and says"- - [Chanse] No. - "something like, 'Oh, no, I've peed myself.'. (all laughing). Then, he goes to the bathroom and changes.

I always bring a change of pants. and underwear for him in case this happens.". - No. - "And when he gets back, we just move on and don't talk about it.". - What? - "Of course, we don't want people to know. my husband is doing this for a kink, so we've told my family he has a medical condition. that causes him to not have a full control of his bladder. I told them the reason he doesn't wear adult diapers is. that he's ashamed of needing diapers at his age. So, he's basically in denial that he needs them. and refuses to wear them.

Well, now my sister's getting married, and she says my husband can't come. because she doesn't want him disrupting the wedding. by peeing his pants.". - Yeah. - "I told her. it was unfair to exclude him. over a medical condition he can't help, which is true as far as she knows.". (crew laughing). - That's true, that's true. - "But she said it's his own choice to refuse. to wear adult diapers, so it's his fault.". Bam, uno reverse. (hands smacking). - Wait. (crew laughing). - (censored) yeah, that's it. - "I told her it's her wedding, and she can invite who she wants,

but if my husband isn't invited, I'm not coming. He loves my family, and I know it really hurts him. to be excluded from the wedding just because of a kink. he can't help having.". (censored) you. (crew laughing). - Yeah, what? - You can have a kink, but you don't need to do it at a family gathering. - And at the expense of others' comfort and-. - Yeah, what the (censored)? - Absolutely not. - "He's been crying and saying he feels disgusting. for having this kink but that he can't control himself, and now, my family doesn't even want him around. I know it would really hurt him if I just left him home.

and went to the wedding by myself. He told me it's my choice to go if I want. and that he won't be mad, but I know he'd be really sad if I went. I love my sister and my family, but my husband is my life partner, so he's always my number-one priority above anyone else, and I believe I should stand by him and support him. rather than choosing my family over him. So, I told my sister I won't make it to the wedding, and now, she's extremely angry with me, saying I'm a bad sister. because I won't be there to support her. She's marrying a woman, so she also said it makes it look. like I'm homophobic if I don't show up.

to support their union. I told her I'd love to come.". (crew laughing). (Shane laughing). Let's just add that layer to it. - (laughs) Yeah, a little spice. (Kimmy laughing). - We added some rosemary to those mashed potatoes. - Yes, absolutely. - "I told her I'd love to come if my husband is invited, but she said she can't stand the thought. of him disrupting the ceremony or reception. by peeing his pants and announcing it.". (crew laughing). - Nah, eh, um, ah. (Kimmy laughing). - "I told her how much it hurts"-. - "Do you take, I peed myself" (laughs). - "Does anyone object?".

- "I peed myself" (laughs). - "No (laughs). I do not object.". - "I do not object, but"- - But-. "I have wee-weed myself." - "Pee-peed.". (Kimmy laughing). - "I told her how much it hurts my husband. that he's excluded, but she doesn't care. I said, 'Fine, but that means I can't come,'. but she won't let it go and keep starting fights, saying I'm a bad sister. I do feel bad (Kimmy groaning). that it hurts her that I won't be there.". Holy (censored). (crew laughing). - So- - bad. - what's the original question? - "Am I the asshole for not attending my sister's wedding. since my husband is not invited?".

- Yeah, wait. Yes, you are the-. - I'm really sorry for saying-. - She is the asshole. - Yeah, I'm really sorry- - She's the asshole-. - I said no. - in so many ways. She's the asshole in so many ways. that her family doesn't even know about. - Yes. - Crazy. - Now, is she the asshole from her sister's side? - Yes, yes, because the sister brought up-. - Yeah, yeah. - a good point. You have a medical condition. That's fine. Wear diapers. - Yes. - Yeah. - Like, that's fine. - 100%. - Literally. - And don't stand up. and announce it. - And announcement, it's the announcement. - That's the announcement. - It's the announcement. - Oh, I wanna know how he announces it, too. - I don't know.

I'm shocked that she lets this go. Like, she knows it's a kink, and he's doing it with her family? - And he's gonna do it at the wedding. You know he can't resist. - Yes. - That's prime- - That's prime pee-pee time. - That's his Oscars. - Look, if that was. my kink, I would, yeah. - Absolutely. - That is his-. - [Shane] You gotta do it there. - Hop up on the mic, "Hey, guys, this this, (Shane laughing). I just have a little shout-out.". - It's time to shine. (hands smacking). - It's ting, ting, ting, ting. - Baby, let's go. - You'd have to be doing. it multiple times 'cause it's two events. There's the ceremony, and there's a reception. - [Chanse] Yeah. - You gotta pee. yourself twice. - [Kimmy] Mm. - He'd be chugging water that whole night. - Oh. - He's just so excited.

- Rehearsal dinner, rehearsal dinner. - For that moment to piss. - Rehearsal dinner, he's gotta pee. - Absolutely at-. - Oh. - Buca di Beppo. - Oh, my God. - Okay, we've got some comments here. Someone said, "The actual (censored)? You know the husband is going to get off on pissing himself. right in the middle of the (laughing) vow exchange.". Right. - Yeah. - You have to. - Yeah, you must. - I mean, look, if I'm him, you got to. He's not sad that he's not going there. He's sad that he's not getting. that opportunity. - Yep, yep. - Literally, yeah. - That's why he's crying. - That's why he's crying. He's like (censored). - That would've been the spot. - "You knew this was gonna be an important moment for me.".

- (laughing) Yeah. I also feel like the family knows. it's not a medical condition. - Oh. - He's like- - Yeah. - "Oh, no, I peed myself.". - "Oops, a whoopsie. (Chanse and Kimmy laughing). Oh, oh, wow, it's so (censored) up that I peed myself.". - (laughing) Yeah. - "You guys should all talk (censored) about me.". - "Don't look.". - "Don't look." - "Don't, don't.". - "Don't look, don't look, don't.". - Ah. (all laughing). - Please. - I read a lotta Reddit, and I'm gonna be very candid here. One of my favorite subreddits is r/sex,

where people talk about stories about their sexual lives-. - Okay. - and sexual relationships. - Mm-hmm. - Okay. - And I think it is great. when people are, like, very accepting. of like when, like, a partner comes to them. with, like, a very embarrassing kink-. - Yeah. - Or just a kink. that they're like, "Hey, I'm really nervous. I like to pee myself. or whatever." - Yeah. - And people are accepting of that. I think that's beautiful. - It's at the expense of others, who are not trying to smell pee-. - Yes, that is- - get wet, just get pee on them. - They don't have their consent. - Exactly. - Yeah. - It's (censored) up. - Yes, 100%. - It's non-consensual, yeah, your wife's family. - Yeah, people are really agreeing on that. "You're the asshole.

Hoo, boy, this is not where I thought any of this would go. (Chanse laughing). You've got kinks, you've got angry family members, you've got (laughing) a gay wedding, you've got piss, you've got it all.". (hands smacking) (crew laughing). (Shane laughing). - Yeah. - Someone said, "What if the husband is. the one who wrote this post in order. to get more humiliation in the comment?". - No. - Oh, my God.. - We're feeding him. - We... - We're a part of the problem. - We have been exposed to the kink. - Cut the camera, cut the camera. (Shane and Kimmy screaming).

(all laughing). (beep blaring). - Someone said, "Right, I've actually known. a couple people who have struggled with incontinence, and they would bend over backwards. to keep it private even in front of people"-. - Right. - "they knew and trusted. If I met an adult who was so casual. about it happening repeatedly, I'd seriously start to suspect, like, something like this as well. And he's sitting while he's doing this. How many chairs and couches has he ruined?". - Right. - Oh. - That is the best story I've ever heard. - Again, I wanna say, it is so disrespectful to people. who, like, actually have a medical condition, like.

- Lying about a medical condition. to, like, cover for yourself is so messed up. - And then being so deluded about the lie that they're like, "I can't believe they didn't respect. my husband's fake medical condition I made up to"-. - I imagine. - "disguise the fact that he has a piss kink.". - They know. - I imagine this person probably lies. to a lot of people a lot. - Yeah. - She's fully crazy. A lot of these people are crazy, but hey, that's the joy of the holidays. - Yeah. (crew laughing). Do you think this guy did this, like, on a Thanksgiving at some point? - Oh, he's probably done it on everything. - I think he's done it- - Mashed potatoes. - That's what he's thankful for. - It's like, "The mashed potatoes have rosemary.

And also I pissed myself (laughs). I must go." - "Well, I'm mostly thankful for the piss in my pants.". (Kimmy laughing). - He's done it enough times (hands smacking). that he's not getting invited to the wedding. - Right, right. - Well, thank you two for joining me. on this journey of insane Reddit stories. These are absolutely frigging bonkers. - We had some good ones. - We used to read Reddit stories. like this all the time on Twitch. But let us know if you'd like us. to do this more here on YouTube 'cause we love doing it,

and there is a plethora of unhinged stories out there. for us to find and read. Thank you all for watching. We hope you guys have a great holiday season. We hope it is piss free. - Yeah. - I do hope you piss-. - Claire free. - at some point. in appropriate places (laughs). This holiday season, please piss. Don't hold that in. Just do it in the right spot, goddammit (laughs). (all laughing). - Yeah, we want a disclaimer. It's okay to piss. - It's okay to piss. - It's okay to piss. - At the right time. - Go piss, girl. - At the right place.

- Go piss, girl (laughs). Thank you.