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- Hello. Welcome to "Smosh Reads Reddit Stories". I'm Shayne. Today we've got some classic Am I The Asshole stories. for you with a lot of them that'll make you go, "Huh?". A little bit of WTF in there. I've got two people joining me. who make me say WTF all the time. Amanda and Damien. - And I'll keep making you say it. till you learn your lesson. (Shayne laughs). - What? - See? - Huh? - Huh? - Hey. - Um, nani the heck? - What? - How's it going? - Oh, it was pretty good until I did that. (everyone laughs). - Yeah, it was good until-.

- Until just now. - That whole thing happened and it got bad. - It got pretty wacky. But good, man. - But we're good. - Okay. - Hey, thanks. - Do you guys get weirded out easily? - I'd like to think I'm non-judgmental. - Sometimes. No, I do. I do. - I would actually say out of everyone here, I feel like you both like can handle weirdness pretty well. - I can totally handle it. - You can handle it. - I'm not gonna yuck someone's yum. until people are like in danger. Otherwise I'm like-. - Sure. - Hey, that's not for me, and I'm gonna be way the hell over there, but like you enjoy yourself. - Yeah.

I would say, actually now I'm going back. I don't think it's weirded out. I get like cringed out. - Sure. - But weirded out, not really. I could meet probably the weirdest person. I'm like, "Good for you, man.". - [Shayne] Hell yeah. - It's awesome. - [Shayne] Okay. - I love that. - You did it. - Hey. - Well, let's see if any of these stories make you go, "What the hell's going on?". - Huh? - Huh? - Wait, what? - Um, what is going on? Okay. Our first story comes from Am I The Asshole. "Am I the asshole for telling my girlfriend.

"to suck it up around my clown figurines?". - Oh. She's gotta love the clown figurines. or what're you even doing? - What can I say? What can I say? - What're you gonna do? - This is just fun. - This is a 26-year-old man. "Me and my girlfriend, who's 24, "have been dating for two years. "Since we started dating, she's known that I love clowns. "I have several porcelain clowns displayed around my house. "on walls, hung from the ceiling on little swings, "and on shelves. "I adore these weird little creatures.

"Well, last week I bought two Venetian masks. "from the thrift store and they're in great condition. "I got 'em for a decent price too. "She hates them. "She said they're creepy and give her bad vibes, "whatever that means. "I told her that I would take down the masks. "when she's staying the night, "but I'm not getting rid of them. "She told me that was fine. "Yesterday she got up and told me that we needed to talk. "She told me that she's sick of seeing my weird decorations. "and clown toys everywhere, "that they're ugly and creep her out. "I asked her where this was all coming from. "because she has never mentioned my clowns before,

"and she said me bringing those ugly (beep) masks. "into our home was her last straw. "And my obsession with the clowns was charming before, "but now it's just disturbing. "I told her that I would take down the masks. "when she was over, but one, this isn't our home, "it's my apartment, "and two, she's known about the clowns for years. "And to try to stop me from decorating my place. "how I please is controlling. "She told me either get rid of some of them or we're done. "I told her to just suck it up while she's here, "and if she can't, then I'll come to her place every week.

"She didn't like that answer. "and called me a child before leaving. "I texted her to apologize. "for telling her to suck it up about the clowns, "but she hasn't responded to me. "So am I the asshole for telling her to suck it up. "about my clown figurines?". - No, not really. I mean, he likes clowns. It's his place. He wants to look at masks. and little things hanging on a swing. That's his prerogative. - Yeah. - I don't know what to say. - [Shayne] Yeah. - Don't hook up there. I get that. (everyone laughs).

That's really awkward. - But eventually if she wants a future with this guy, she's gonna have to-. - She's gonna have to accept. - [Shayne] She's gonna have to-. - Or he has a clown room. - Is that worse though, to know that there is a clown room behind a door. in your home and it whispers to you as you walk by? - To me, no. - Okay. - Because I get to go, "And there it is,". and I never have to step in there. - [Damien] Yeah. - But if it's every, if we're sharing a home, if it's everywhere... I mean, this could be a big, this sounds like a deal breaker for her. - But like she has known about it. Like, honestly, I feel like-.

- Yeah, but he added masks. - So is it the masks? She did say get rid of some of the clowns. What is the cap? What is the clown clap? - I know. "Either get rid of some of them or we're done.". Like, depends on the clowns. - I think it's the masks. - The masks seem to really take it to the next level. - 'Cause those are a little creepy. - It depends. I mean, look, I've talked about-. - You like, you enjoy. - Clowns and stuff like that recently. I look at auctions all the time. I have two Venetian masks that I'm watching right now. just 'cause. - Watching them, like... - Watching and they watch me, and then whoever blinks first gets trapped in the mask.

and then their spirit comes up. - Stop, Damien! - That's how it works. - That's the shit that I think about though. - Really? - I'm like, that mask is gonna take me. to another (beep) upside down place. and I'm gonna be stuck there. - Nope. You're more powerful. That's why you're here. If they would've, they could've. - See? - Sorry. But we've had this conversation about like, "Oh, I've got bugs on my wall. "and my boyfriend doesn't like it.". Like, we've had this in multiple forms already. I know a lot of people don't like clowns, but like that's what you're dealing with. It's his place. - That's his interest. It's like that that is...

It's kind of one of those things that's a tough deal breaker. where it's like you can't tell someone. to change their whole interest or vibe, you know? Like, that's who they are and that's what they like. It's gonna be hard to like bring that together. if you really can't stand it, if it terrifies you. And I relate to it terrifying you. I don't like things with faces, with human faces. - [Damien] Yeah. - I don't love decorations of any sort. that have like a human face to 'em. It just makes me uncomfortable. - [Amanda] Right. - Especially like if it's dark. I'm just like, I look over. and I see a little face there just like...

- No. That's scary. That's like understandably scary. And actually that's well known. I was streaming the other day, and there was like a little doll in the quest. and like the whole thing was like freeing its spirit. and the game glitched and its head looked up. like in a very creepy way, and multiple people in the chat were like, "Oh, Shayne would've hated that.". And I was like, "Yeah, I hated it.". - Whoa. - I hated that too. But yes. And so that's why I bring down my dolls. whenever you come over. (Shayne laughs). - That's really sweet. - You just lay 'em all out. - To me, I'm like,

it's upsetting to make someone like hide away their stuff. because it makes you uncomfortable. - [Damien] Yep. - Like, clearly clowns is a part of his whole-. - [Shayne] That's his vibe, man. - Vibe. And like, you have to... "Suck it up" is just the wrong-. - It's the wrong phrasing. - It's the wrong phrasing. - Yeah. - "Suck it up," I don't enjoy that. - No. - That's the only asshole part of this. is to say "suck it up.". Like, it sucks 'cause he like got a 99 on the test. - Yeah, he did well. - He did well. - He should have wore the mask and said, "Accept me.".

- Yeah. - Accept me, baby. - He's like, "Witness me!". (Amanda laughs). Yeah, actually get into it. No. It's just... Yeah, "suck it up" is rude, but obviously his feelings were hurt. and you sometimes don't know what else to say. Like, I've had conversations. where I've with someone just been like, "I don't really know what else to tell you.". - So apparently there were a lot. of no one's the asshole verdicts in the comments. The verdict was not the asshole, but a lot of people were saying, "Hey, I don't think anyone's the asshole here.". - [Damien] That's fair. - And I agree the "suck it up" comment might be. - Yeah. - [Shayne] Depending on how-.

- A little much. - How exactly that was worded. I mean, if he just said "suck it up," yeah, that's rude. But I think they're just truly at an impasse. Like, this is a tough thing where you gotta, you guys gotta-. - Choose. - Decide if you can handle this. 'Cause making someone either adhere to something. that makes 'em uncomfortable. or giving up something that means something to them, that's tough, you know? That's really hard. There might be a compromise in there, like the clown room. A clown car. - Well, here's the thing, they're not together and they're not living together. - That's true.

- [Amanda] But I will say if he's like-. - But that will be an issue. - Whatever, we'll just go over to your place. But again, yes, that will be, so it's like... You know, my sister's, she was dating this guy. and he had this rocking chair that she hated. It was like, but it meant so much to him. - Why did she hate the rocking chair? - I don't know. She thought it was really (beep) creepy. - It was not the rocking chair. It was just the old man that appeared only at midnight. - That she saw. - That she could see through. - So she made him put it like, when they were living together, like deep, deep, deep in the basement. So you just open the basement-. - That's how you make-. - Worse. - If you think something's haunted,

you don't put it deep in the basement. That's how it, it's gonna get more haunted. - Just a rocking chair. So then I had to experience the haunting. So there are other people affected in this situation. is what I'm trying to say. - But to our knowledge, she has neither a clown phobia. nor is there a ghost-. - That we know of. - That we know of. - Yeah, like has a clown... Here's the other thing. I think it would be a different story. if like a clown has affected her in a bad way. - [Damien] Sure. - Her dad was a clown.

- I watched "It" when I was like five or six. I still like clowns. - I got a fender bender with a clown car, and all of them got out. - I haven't seen a clown car in a while. - Thank God you haven't just like mowed over them. You're like, "I killed 30 clowns. "I accidentally fender bent them on the freeway. "And it was a lot.". - She's like, "I have a hard time with clowns. "'cause I killed one.". - 'Cause I killed them. - So I feel really guilty whenever I see clowns. - Whenever I close my eyes I see them like, "Ah,". and that's just, you know, the last thing. I guess they were facing me. I ran them over. I ran them over. - I tried to stop the bleeding, but all the candy kept falling out. (everyone laughs).

- God. - Goodbye. (everyone laughs). - Comments. - Okay. - Comments. "Not the asshole. "As someone who isn't into clowns but loves Venetian masks, "I can understand being creeped out by some of them. "However, her turning this on your entire interest. "for clowns that you've had your whole relationship. "makes her the asshole. "Also, if she's giving you ultimatums. "over how you decorate your own space. "based on your own interests, she's not the one. "There'll be someone who will appreciate your collection, "if not, add to it themselves.". OP responded saying, "That's the crazy thing.

"She has bought me little clowns before. "She has found a print of two clowns kissing. "at an art fest she went to and she picked it up for me.". Oh. - Oh. - Okay. Interesting. - I think it's the masks. - It sounds like it's the masks. - Put her over the edge. - Yeah. - Does she hate Venice? It is sinking. That is sad. - That is, it's very sad. - Someone said, "Good thing you found this out about her now. "It isn't going to last. "You're not the asshole right now because it is your place. "But if the relationship progresses, "you're likely to have a place together, "and then she won't allow it,

"and you'll be right back at this point, "but with more feelings. "Better to cut bait now and both get on with your lives. "Find someone tolerant who doesn't care what your hobby is. "and you can put up with her. "creepy 18th century gothic porcelain doll collection too.". Lastly, someone said, "Well, not the asshole, but no assholes here. "She has the right to have an opinion and voice it out. "You have the right to keep your stuff. "If both can't fit together, you part ways. "I think what you explained is reasonable, "and she is entitled to her preferences.". Yeah, I mean, I disagree with small things. of how they both went about things, but overall the end dilemma is the same.

And they're not assholes for how they feel about stuff. - Right. - One thing I wish I had learned. when I was like much earlier in life. was not to like change too much about yourself for someone. Like, people put up with so much at the beginning, and it's like, "Do you like clowns?". And someone might just be like, "Yeah, totally.". Or like, "Do you like classic French cinema?". "Yeah, totally, let's go watch some.". And then two years later you end up in a spot like this. Like, it's always better to be honest right off the bat. And like if the person's not right for you,

you should say it. - Yeah. It's hard. - I don't think she just started not liking clowns, you know? - Yeah. I think maybe it's as things are getting more serious. that she's starting to be like, "Oh shoot.". - I think he's adding more to the collection. And she's like, "Uh-oh. "I thought we were kind of chilling for a little bit. "Thought that was enough.". - [Damien] Yeah. - It's the masks. - It is the masks. They can be weird. - Update. (Damien gasps). - I knew it. - "I wanted to clear up some things I saw in the comments.

"I had a small collection started by my grandparents. "when I was a baby. "That's where I got my first swing jester. "The collection has grown in the last two years. "to expand to common decor and not just dolls. "For the update, she saw the post, she read the comments, "and called me today. "She wasn't too happy about being called the asshole, "but she apologized for being controlling. "Turns out she wanted to see. "if I'd get rid of my collection if it meant keeping her, "like it was some relationship test. "Note, she did really hate the Venetian masks. "and didn't like that they are hanging above my bed. "I told her that if it came down.

"between her needing me to get rid of them/sell them. "for expenses, then I would of course do that. "But I'm not just going to get rid of my collection. "because someone says so. "She asked if we could move on from this, and I told he no. "I don't like that she tried to test my love. "by asking me to get rid of my collection. "She left. "We're officially broken up now. "On the bright side, "I can fill my house with more clown dolls. "I even found a music box one online that I might get. "Thank you everyone for helping me figure out. "that I wasn't in the wrong. "And to those saying I'm a serial killer for owning clowns, "I've read quite a few comments.

"from people collecting dead things, "so I think I'm in the clear on that.". - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay. - There's some wild collections that people have. - He kinda went the opposite direction. - Were you hoping that they didn't break up? - Well, here's the deal. He never mentioned that the masks were over the bed. - That's a big one. - I get that. - That's a weird one. - Yeah, it's a lot. - I'm telling you, it was all the masks. If he just moved them away from the bed, that's not too crazy to ask. - I would agree with that. No clowns in the bedroom. No masks in the bedroom.

- He's like, "See? I did it. "And now I'm gonna be single forever. "and fill up my house with clown shit.". - What if he was like, "Well, sometimes they're over my bed. "and then sometimes I find them in other parts of my house"? - See, this is what I don't like. This is the shit that I don't like. If you said that to me, I'd be like, "We're moving the (beep) masks.". - Yeah. Honestly, I kind of respect that they did break up. because for me this was like, oh, it's probably about the principle of the thing. Like, if I had any, like I don't collect anything in particular really, but it's like if I had something and someone was like,

"I'm testing you with it," it'd be like-. - Yeah, that sucks. - Is it really just this. or is this gonna be a precedent we set? And I don't like the precedent. - No, a test is a whole new thing. - Yeah, you're right. - I guess we're all the asshole. when you really think about it. - It's so true. - Honestly, yeah. - But masks, no thank you. - I guess we all kind of wear our own masks sometimes. if you really think about it. What the hell? (everyone laughs). - Today's "Reddit Stories" is brought to you by Zocdoc.

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That's zocdoc.com/pitreddit. Zocdoc.com/pitreddit. (bright music). Back to the show. Our next story. "Am I the asshole for getting my sister. "and girlfriend the same birthday present?". - Huh? - Cake. - It depends on the gift. - Okay, here we go. "My girlfriend and sister have birthdays in the same month, "so I went shopping for their birthday presents. "at the same time. "They both like perfumes.

"and both have similar preferences in perfumes. "Sweet, edible, gourmand. "And I found a perfume that captured the vibe. "and did it really well. "I knew they'd both like it, "so I bought two bottles and gifted one to each. "My girlfriend thinks it's weird to give the same perfume. "to both your sister and your girlfriend. "I think that I got a gift. "that I knew each of them would like and enjoy. "and that my thought process was that. "if they happen to be the same perfume, oh well.". - Is that it? - That's it. - [Amanda] Here's the deal. - "Am I the asshole?". - Perfume changes with each person.

If they both like the perfume, I don't really see the biggest, I mean... I don't... Am I weird for thinking that's not crazy weird? - No, I don't think you're weird. I think it's like if I were in his shoes, I think I would have a problem with it because smell is so-. - Right, right. That's true. - Important. and tied to emotion. Like, there's a certain, you know, smell that my dad used to wear and like-. - You don't want your partner wearing that. - No, but I mean, like if I smell that, like I get a little choked up. 'cause it's the most like direct connection to like,

oh man, you know? - Yep. - But like, I don't know, if I had a partner that like smelled like my sister. and I immediately thought like, "Oh, that's my sister's smell," I would feel a little weird. So you're not an asshole. - Smell has a lot of memories. I guess I was, here's what I was thinking about. I was thinking about him trying to buy a gift. for his sister and his girlfriend and being like, "Oh, they both like the scent. "Here we go.". - It's fine if he's fine with it. - My thought process kind of. is that when you do like the same gift. for a bunch of people, that can work in a lot of contexts, right? - [Amanda] Yeah.

- But like this is two very important people in your life. Like, this is your partner, this is your spouse. - [Amanda] Yeah. - Or this is your girlfriend and this is your sister. To get them the same gift kind of shows like, to me, it's like it's not as special. - Oh, right. - Because like what's important with a gift. is like the thought that goes into it, right? And I think this is a perfect example. that this is probably an expensive perfume, but because he got them the same thing, he was just like, "Oh, this will work for both of you,". as opposed to putting special thought into both of them. - Yeah, as you're breaking it down, I'm kinda like, right. Because I'm just, I struggle with giving gifts.

so that that would be something, although I would not get-. - It also depends on the girlfriend, right? It depends, like some people's love language. is just not gift giving. to the point where they wouldn't care about this. But clearly his girlfriend did care. And he didn't think about that. - My husband got me the same fragrance as like his mom, I'd be like, okay. - I guess that's how this person's probably feeling. - Eh. Now I'm putting (laughs). See, here's the thing. I am processing this real time.

I'm like, yeah, you're right. - Perfume for old-ass ladies by Calvin Klein. - And I'm like, "Awesome.". (everyone laughs). - I'll get there. - Citrus and vanilla or whatever the (beep). - That's dreamsicle right there. - The verdict was asshole. - Oh. - They did determine he was the asshole. Now this is the thing, on this show, we read so many stories of people. doing horrible things. - Yeah. - That this is like, this is a little bit more. of what I call like sitcom level like-. - Asshole. Like, come on. - Where it's like, you got the same perfume for them.

- Whah. - You're not horrible, but... - This is a binary like yes or no asshole situation. Like, otherwise it's like, give me a full breakdown on why this was wrong. And that's not what it is. - Yeah. And the comments show it. Like, top comment. "Gently, you're the asshole. "Your heart may well have been in the right place, "but perfume is a pretty romantic gift to give your partner, "and it absolutely sucks the romance right out of it. "to give the same gift to your sister. "You're not necessarily an asshole, "but you're definitely the asshole here.".

That has 8,000 up votes. OP says, "Fair enough. I see your point.". There is definitely a point to be made of like, oh, so when I wear this perfume, I'm gonna smell like how your sister smells too. - Right. - And that's not-. - That's not fun. - That's not conducive for romantic situations. - That's not enjoyable. - And gift giving is so damn fun. I love finding like if you have a conversation with someone. and they mention something, you just write it down, and then later, like... Not to toot my own horn, but like I'm good at a couple things and one is gift giving. I can give some banger gifts. 'cause I've had people cry like,

"Oh my god, this thing that I lost from my childhood.". I'm like, yeah, I listened. when you told that story 10 months ago. Like, it's not that crazy hard to do. You're missing out on the fun. - Totally. - By being like two for one special. - I'm envious of you. My sister gives really good gifts. She'll give like nostalgic memories. that I only thought that I remembered, and she'll remember. We had these like old Dutch big wooden shoes by our door. that were yellow and so cute. And we used to put them on when we were kids.

And she found me a painting of those exact shoes. and sent them out of the blue. And I was like, how did you? - I love that. - She remembers everything. - Here's what you do. You re-gift it to her. - No. - She'll love it. - No. - See, I love giving gifts. I love trying to find the right thing. But I'm really bad at shopping. I don't know where to find shit. - [Amanda] Me too. - And I don't even know for my own sake. I'll be like, oh, I want this thing. I don't know where to get it. And then I'll like try to search and I'm just really, that's where I'm bad.

That's where I'm bad at it. - [Amanda] I'm with you on that. - Oh, I know this person likes this thing. I'll be like, I don't know-. - Where is that? Etsy? - What kind of thing out of that interest do I get? - Right. - Got it. - That's where I start to struggle is the second part. - Right. - I feel that. - So update? - No update. - Yeah. - But we have two more comments. "Not necessarily an asshole, "but you should definitely put more thought into the gift. "Why would someone want the same exact thing. "that you gifted someone else. "instead of getting them something unique. "that matches them specifically? "It's giving off the vibe you just got something quick. "to kill two birds with one stone.".

(Damien gasps). Yeah. - Yeah. - Lastly, someone said, "You're the asshole. "The only way this would be worse. "is if you bought lingerie.". - Okay, that I would've immediately been like, "Ew.". - We've already had that story here. - Yeah, probably. - We have. It was like, "I gave lingerie to my bestie. "and my girlfriend thought it was weird.". And we're like, I got news for you, Chipper. - Yeah. - Chipper? - I remember that one. Our next story. "Am I the asshole for correcting a coworker. "about something?".

- Huh? - What the heck? - What the F? - What the H-E double hell? - Correcting someone is a scary thing. - Yeah. - Correcting someone, even small, small little things, it can be a tricky, tricky situation. - Especially on grammar when they're talking. and you correct their grammar. I had a friend like that. - You know who super, super doesn't like it is teachers. when you're in 1st through 12th grade. (everyone laughs). - How much did you do that in school? - I learned not to, but my brain was like, "Don't you want to know the information?".

And now I'm like, "Oh, they hate you." - That's so sweet. They probably ripped you up. - They hated me. (laughs). - "I can't believe I'm going to write this, "but I don't know. "whether or not I'm actually this insensitive. "during this time and age. "or if this is an extreme overreaction. "But I'm going to let you guys decide. "because I like to assume you guys. "are more emotionally savvy about this topic. "So here we go. "So about two weeks ago, "me and another coworker were talking. "about the topic of chocolate milk. "And well, she's one of the 10% of Americans. "that actually believe that chocolate milk. "comes from brown cows.".

- No. - "Correction, apparently someone commented that 7.4%. "of Americans actually believe. "that chocolate milk comes from brown cows, "which is a lot less than 10%, but still a lot. "Yikes. "I admit that I guffawed a bit to which she took offense to, "but I ended up apologizing, "but telling her that I thought she was a bit silly. "and told her that chocolate milk. "is actually just regular milk with chocolate syrup. "to which she got defensive. "and said that she didn't believe me.". - Oh. - "So I asked her if I could show her proof.

"that she was wrong and she dared me to do so. "So I bought regular milk and chocolate syrup. "from a nearby store during my lunch, mixed it up, "and gave it to her to drink.". And she was like, "Ha ha. "I was craving chocolate milk and you got it.". (everyone laughs). - Hell yeah. - My plan worked. - The long con. - My god. (everyone laughs). Jesus. - Yay. Chocolate milk. Okay. "She ended up drinking it and just left in a huff. "and apparently just told our shift manager. "that she was leaving for the day.

"because she felt attacked by me. "and demanded she needed a mental day. "to which the shift manager didn't approve of, "but she left anyway, so whatever. "But apparently this whole thing. "got everyone else's attention. "because my coworker made such a big scene about it, "that it apparently attracted enough attention. "that my store manager had to personally call me. "to his office yesterday. "and tell me about what happened that day. "I didn't know at the time, "but I really offended that poor coworker of mine so much. "that she told my store manager about how she couldn't work. "with me anymore and that she even reported me to HR.

"for discriminating against her beliefs. "and that I apparently caused enough mental damage. "that she couldn't even go back to work. "due to how much I humiliated her over chocolate milk. "My store manager even wrote me up. "and warned me that the next time I acted. "in such an offensive manner like that I would be fired. "I mean, I'm already quitting. "and starting a new job anyways, but I'm worried. "about whether or not I'm actually the asshole for this. "and if I should be more careful for my next job.". - I cannot. - They work at the place that makes Cadbury Creme Eggs.

with their chocolate chickens. (everyone laughs). - Honestly though, I'm like, where are we? What's happening here? - Oh my god. Some people really... Some people cannot handle when it's like, oh, you're wrong. - It's like buffalo chicken. - You're wrong. And it's like buffalo chicken, which comes from buffaloes. - Yeah. And it totally does. - Or rocky mountain oysters, which are oysters that are up in the Rocky Mountains. - Oh my god. I love how they get oysters up there. It's so fun. - It's so good. Just stick onto the mountains when it rains. - I can't...

(everyone laughs). They're like, "Ah! "We're gonna grow here.". - Stay here forever. Colorado's actually pretty nice. Dude, look, there's a lot of people who like, we carry certain beliefs from childhood. and it's only those moments where you're like, "Oh snap.". Like, I had a moment like maybe a year or two ago, but like way too late. where, you know, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus". I was like, oh, you know, kids close your ears. But I was like, maybe the, okay, the dad is dressed up as Santa Claus. I thought that was a literal song about like, oh, mom's kissing Santa 'cause there's a mistletoe,

and then, ha ha, I hope dad doesn't know. And I was like, oh, that's the whole point of the song. And you just don't think critically about those things. - Yeah. You thought Santa was macking it with the mom. - Macking it with the mom. 'cause why else would he do the whole toy thing? You gotta get something out of it. (crew laughs). Sorry. - I can't. (laughs). - I'm just gonna yes and it. (everyone laughs). I'm gonna just keep yes anding. and digging myself this hole. - Dig your hole. - But like you can't double down and then be like, "Oh yeah? Prove it.". And then if you're proven wrong crumble.

- Also, it's chocolate milk! - I know. Look, nowadays, especially with the internet, we all believe things. that, you know, we find out later were wrong. Like, it's so common. I think it's important to have that shred of, like that amount of doubt with anything where it's like, oh, that fact that I know, oh, is it wrong? Oh, okay, it's wrong. We all have these things. But it's important to like, when you're like, "Oh wait, is that right?". And I sometimes even just second guess that stuff myself, and I'll Google it- - Constantly. - Like, wow, I can't believe I was thinking that.

- What I'm thinking about is the HR person. What are they thinking? Because they have to go about this as like, "Okay, I have to address this.". The boss has to address it. But it's like... - I'm curious too. I'd be fascinated. You know, I don't know much about HR, like in a business setting, what are the parameters. of how you go about these things, right? I just keep thinking now about her, once she finally drank the chocolate milk. that he made right then if she just took a sip. and then she goes, "We really landed on the moon, didn't we?".

(everyone laughs). Like, it's probably what-. - Actually no, that one's not. That one's not. Why would the wind blow? No. (Shayne laughs). - The verdict was not the asshole. - Yeah. - And the comments. "Not the asshole. "The good thing out of this is that you're moving away. "from this work environment. "I can't believe someone would go. "to such an extent over chocolate milk. "Random gift idea on your last day of work, "bringing chocolate milk as a gift for everyone. "for the fun of it.". - She's gonna kill you. She's gonna murder you. - Yeah. You're gonna be dead. - This last comment says, "Where does she think strawberry milk comes from?".

- Pigs. - Someone replied to that saying, "Not the asshole. "Where does evaporated milk come from?". And someone said, "The souls of dead cows.". - Oh my god. - It's ghost milk! - Ghost milk. - Ghost milk. - So where does strawberry milk come from? - We don't know. - I said pigs. - Oh my god. Pigs. You're so right. - And then it gets even weirder when it's just like, where does oat milk come from? - Goats. - [Shayne] Almond milk. - That's crazy. - Goats. (laughs). - Stop. - It's like skim milk, but you take off the G and it's oat. - Oat milk is just skim goat milk is crazy.

- Oat milk. - That's crazy. - I have a hard time believing. that he got written up for this though. I would foresee like an HR person being like, "Hey, I heard about what happened with Janice. "That's kind of weird. "Just we're not gonna put you on shifts. "with Janice for a while." - Janice is so legit. Yeah. Janice. - Janice. Honestly, I wanna know. I think Janice didn't like this guy. I think she's like, "Ugh.". - Probably not. - And he's like, "Hey, I'll bring this in for you.". Like, we don't know how he did it. I'm not saying anything,

but like Janice, her name is Janice now, maybe she just didn't like this guy and she was so annoyed. and she was like, "You know what? "You're a bully.". And at the end of the day we're reading this. and all we're hearing is the chocolate milk story. - True. - [Damien] Yeah. - It's true. - That's just me giving another fun side of it. But other than that, it's chocolate milk. - [Damien] It's true. - Look... Whatever conspires, if at the end of it. someone hands me a glass of chocolate milk, I'm not gonna be upset. - You're gonna chug it. You're gonna chug it.

All I wanna see is Shayne chugging chocolate milk. - I don't have to chug it. - You're gonna chg it. - Hey, I'm gonna have to write you up. If you appear in court and get the tail light fixed, this goes away. Here's some choccy milk. (everyone laughs). - Like, "Yeah!". - Whoo! - Dude, I also think, if anything, if I were the manager, I'd be like, "Wait, sorry, hold the phone. "Why are you making chocolate milk? "You didn't have a break at the same time. "What were you doing?". - That's why he got wrote up. - Yeah, it's like you went to the store. and got chocolate and milk? That's as much as we pay you in an hour.

Why did you do that? - [Amanda] That's so true. - That's your week's worth of pay. - I want chocolate milk. - Garcon! - Garcon. - Garcon, uh... - It is low-key really good. - I think strawberry milk is a little bit better. - Dude. - I don't hate that opinion. - I knew we were kindred spirits. - That's right. - I don't hate that opinion. - Thank you. - Vanilla milk? - No. - [Bailey] Damien, don't you have some lore. with vanilla milk? - Shayne and I do, yeah. And I ended up making it. on the "Lunchtime with Ian and Anthony". But Shayne had a then girlfriend that was like over.

and just like, "God, I'm so hungry right now. "I could eat anything.". And I was like, "Oh, I could make you some vanilla milk?". Just like randomly. Like, it was all I had. (Shayne laughs). You drink milk when you're hungry. 'cause it slightly fills you up. and it's tasty when it's vanilla. Those are the two ingredients I have. I was broke and 24. - We had like no food in this place. - Guys. Guys. - There was nothing there. There was nothing there. - No. You guys can't do this. - What do you mean? Amanda, it was good. - This lifestyle is crazy. You made her vanilla milk? - No. I offered. - No, she said no.

- Of course she did. (everyone laughs). Of course she did. Her tummy was gonna hurt all night. - I guess beggars can be choosers. Hmm. - I hate this. - What is your recipe for vanilla milk? - Actually can't. - Homie, it's like it's vanilla and milk and sugar. - Homie. It is vanilla milk. - It's not special. - It sounds really good. - As someone, I don't know why, but as a female, if I were to go over to your house. and it's two boys and they just have a couch, no art, and they're just like... (crew laughs). You know that's what they have.

They have a PlayStation. - Okay, accurate. - One couch, a shit pillow, and no art. - Uh, it was a Wii. (everyone laughs). - My room was awesome. And we had an N64 too. - You want some vanilla milk? - First of all, not my girlfriend. I don't care. (everyone laughs). I'll fart and then leave. It's my house. Two, my room is the big one, so I had a sofa and TV and art in my room. - Yeah, the rooms were good. - Okay, so this is just Shayne's shitty room. - But the living space, no, we were out in the hallway and the kitchen. The kitchen, which was awful.

- But big. - It was big, but it was awful. - Of course it was. - Most of the cupboards were coming off. - Of course it was. And you guys were like, "Home sweet home.". - There were ants and flies. - Cheap. Cheap. Cheap. - [Shayne] Really cheap. - [Amanda] I can't. - Scary place. - Scary. Cheap. - I'm just like... - Crazy old man sometimes ended up in our yard and home. - I can't. - Yeah. - I don't know why this is making me laugh so hard. 'cause I'm like, it's true. These guys exist. And it's you guys! - It was like over a decade ago, Amanda.

- No, and that's fine. - The cow that made the milk is dead now. Can we move on? - It still happened. Oh God. And us women, we still come over. And we still sleepover. - And our AC did not work. - They just didn't want us to use it. 'cause it was expensive. I'll say this, Amanda. 23-year-old guy, real vanilla extract. That's not cheap. - No. Okay. - The good stuff. - [Amanda] That is true. - That's the good stuff. - That's good shit. And who bought that? - Oh, that was me. That was my private reserve. - So I'm just worried about you then, I guess. - Offered to his girlfriend.

You're welcome. - I know. - Oh boy. - You should have hunted something for her. (everyone laughs). I don't know. - [Amanda] In the city of Los Angeles? - Yeah. - There was nothing to hunt. The stray cats that lived in our backyard. were eating everything. - See? I can't. I can't with you two. - There was a whole family of stray cats. that lived on our roof. - Babe, I'll go get you something. The cat's like (screams). (Shayne laughs). - I had to shepherd them out of our shed one time. It was funny. - Yeah. - [Amanda] God. - What a time. - Day in the life. - The shed where Shayne lived. Let's move on.

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"for telling my girlfriend she needs to get a real job. "and she will never be a famous comedian?". - Ooh. What's with these guys and this wording? The wording is just... - This is a 31-year-old man. "And my girlfriend is 28. "She and I have been together for six years. "and have been living together for the last two. "I'm going to attempt to keep this short, "so please ask for details if I leave something out. "Girlfriend has always enjoyed doing comedy. "and has done open mic nights. "since we've met shortly after college. "She had a real sales job though.

"that was her Monday to Friday 9:00 to 5:00 job. "where she made decent money. "I have a good but hard job. "and make almost triple what my girlfriend was making. "when she had her job. "I said had, because last August she quit her job. "because it was taking away from her comedy ventures. "She told me a year from now. "she thinks she can really make it. "I was a bit skeptical, "but since I make enough to support us, I encouraged her. "because I want to be a supportive boyfriend. "Since she quit her job, "she began doing Uber and DoorDash, "which is where she makes 100% of her money. "Her comedy has gotten us $0.

"Over the past few months, "I have started to resent her though. "She constantly complains she has no money, "yet drives for Uber or DoorDash maybe three times a week. "for maybe four hours at a time. "I've been paying a lot more for household expenses, "and I'm not saving as much as I'd like to anymore. "She sleeps till noon. "because sometimes her open mics run real late. "before she even gets to perform. "And when she gets up she just bums around on TikTok. "and YouTube looking for inspiration. "She also gets very moody with me. "if I don't come to 90% of her open mic performances.

"Even after working a 14 hour day, "she will get mad if I don't go to her open mic at 11:00 PM. "on a Tuesday. "Last night I did the unthinkable. "I asked her to consider going back to a full-time job. "I said she should still do her comedy, "but I'm struggling with taking care of our expenses. "all by myself. "When she gave a dismissive answer, "I told her firmly that she will never be a famous comedian. "I said she's 28 and it's time to grow the (beep) up. "and join the real world. "because this is totally unfair to me that I bust my ass. "while she lives in la la land. "and that she can't be this naive at this age.

"by thinking she's going to support herself with this. "She stared at me in silence for a few minutes, "started crying, and went to stay with a friend. "She called me a (beep) (beep) asshole. "and I'm the worst friend ever. "She has not answered her phone today yet. "So am I a (beep) (beep) asshole?". - Yeah. 28 is not old. - No. - I get where he's at. But here's the thing, he let his resentment get too (beep) far. - That's correct. - That's the thing is like he was not cool with it. and he let it get too far.

- [Shayne] Yeah. - And so he said a really hurtful thing. - [Shayne] Yeah. - That's where he's the (beep). - Yeah, there's a lot of communication that should have come. before it gets to that point. And telling someone you're never gonna make it. is also just simply, you can't say that as a true statement. You just don't know. - You don't know. - Now what is true is she's trying to break into one. of the hardest industries to break into. - Correct. - Like, definitively. And even if you are successful, I think any standup would tell you it's gonna take.

a long time. - Years and years. That's why I said 28 is like baby. - But also it's 28. It's like you're probably not gonna be making money. as a standup until you're 40. - No. - Because you have to put in so many years. - [Amanda] Right. - 100%. I think everything up to what he said. about her never making it was understandable. You're right. He let his resentment build up. He had way too high level of a conversation. for where they actually were at. in terms of communicating with each other. But yeah, I mean, you don't have a job right now.

Like, and you can't just be like, "Oh, I'm working on my inspiration.". Until you're actually, you know, doing the thing, you have to balance a couple jobs and contribute. - Yeah. - Yeah, and how he's feeling is completely fair. Also, how she's going about this is a bit weird. and all over the place 'cause it's like you quit your job. because you're trying to go to all these open mics. But you expect him to go to the open mics, but that's why you quit your job so you could go to them.

'cause they're late. - She's definitely struggling. She's definitely like... I will say it is very, this is what's hard is when you are supporting your partner, it's very hard. You have to be very honest with yourself about what that is. 'Cause if you're like, "I love you, I'm gonna support you.". It's like no, you have to be very honest what it looks like. because resentment is gonna build. because if you're having your partner come home. and they're complaining they never have any money, they're sleeping till noon, that is really stressful on the other partner.

who's spending a lot of money. But I just don't think either of them were super honest. with each other. And she probably doesn't feel good either. I doubt she's like, "Yeah, I'm asleep till noon. "and I got my sugar daddy.". I mean, I don't know her. She probably feels shame and guilt and all that stuff. - Sure. - But like, I just think a lot of couples, they're not super honest with themselves about, I think so many times in your relationship. you're going to be the one who's making more money. at some certain point. But a lot of people handle it differently.

Some people hold it over the other one's head. Some people are like, "Well, I've been paying for everything. "so you have to do this thing with me.". - Yeah. - So it's... I just don't think the communication was given out. I just think that's a really harsh way of going about it. - Oh, what he said was way too harsh. The verdict is one we don't get often here, which is everyone sucks here. And people are like, "Hey, I think everyone sucks here.". And I definitely see that. because what's needed is just some communication. between the two of them. - Yeah.

- 'Cause also what she's saying of like, "Oh, I'm gonna make it in the next year,". it's like that's also just not gonna happen. That doesn't happen in the industry. Even if things go really your way-. - Even if you do make it, you could go all the way back to zero. - Also, making it pretty early on. is probably still not enough to pay bills. Like, you're gonna be making some headway. You're gonna be making some connections. That's cool. - What people also need is like they need a game plan. If you're going to go into any major change. with your partner where you are entering. into this like covenant of like you pay for everything.

and I will make it, you have to be like, "All right, so by this date, "if things aren't looking all right, "can we talk about, you know, and revisit. "like what does this look like?". Like you said, 'cause obviously resentment built up, and they didn't have any way to stop it. and like pull the ripcord. - I think what's also tough. is that it's like she quit her job. to pursue this other career, but that new job is only the show she's going to at night. So what he's seeing is also her at home a lot.

She's doing DoorDash like for a total of like-. - 12 hours. - 12 hours a week. So compared to him, so he is like, okay, like is this a fair trade off? - He'd also mentioned like, "Oh, she's watching a lot of TikToks for inspiration,". and I'm like, I don't know this person, I don't wanna do any snap judgements, but it is like, okay, if you're pursuing every avenue. to get your name out there and be seen, is she not making a bunch of TikToks? Is she not doing comedy on TikTok? - I was gonna say like-. - That's weird. - Most standups I know or people in standup are,

you're a full-time performer, so you are usually working during the day. You are usually doing other things. They're usually like actors. or yeah, like pushing their comedy out on other platforms. Like, you kind of have to be multifaceted nowadays. - You have to be working all the time. - You have to be doing a lot of stuff. And the people I know who are finding any sort of success, they work their asses off. - Yep. - They're doing a lot of stuff. And I think if she wants to, I think she might need to be realistic of like, if she wants to make it, she's gonna have to,

it's not gonna be easy. - These are the conversations they should have had. - Yeah, that's why I feel like him taking care of her. wasn't necessarily the right step. - I also wonder what city they're in and stuff. - Yeah, where are they? - I don't know. And I don't know much about the standup sphere, right? I know it's a whole other industry, but it's similar to what we do. Also, my thought is like, quitting your job, I'm like, as a standup, don't you need like a lot of material? Like, being at home all day, you're not gonna get material. and watching standup on TikTok and YouTube.

is not your own material. You need to like go out and be out to get stuff. Maybe I'm wrong there, but-. - That's your tight five right there. Don't you need material? I could be wrong. - Yeah. A lot of people I know who are standups, like, you know, they don't always have a partner. who can provide for them, so they are having to work and provide for themselves. Getting into any sort of creative industry is (beep) brutal. - It's brutal. And I will say like when I first moved out here, yeah, I was working all night as a bartender, going to auditions during the day,

but it made my work better because you're constantly on, you're constantly meeting people, you're constantly like getting ideas and inspiration. And that's why I just like... I think he thought that it was helpful. 'cause he cared for her. But in fact I think it hinders her so much. because I mean, she's sleeping till super late. She's on her phone. - She's like, "I don't have any money.". And like I feel like in that position, I love helping out someone when I'm able to, you know? But like I'd probably be like,

"Yeah, because you quit your job.". Like, sometimes it's hard to hear. It's one thing to hold space. Sometimes it's hard to hear someone complain about something. that you're like, "Yeah, you burned your hand 'cause you touched the stove.". - [Amanda] Exactly. - Also, unfortunately, reading the story, I question how funny he thinks his partner is. - Oh no. - You know? Because it's like, if he's going to her shows. and he's like, "Oh my god, she's so good at this. "Like, she is killing me.". - I don't think he thinks-. - And she's killing the room. He's not mentioning that.

You know, 'cause the story that I think about. when I think of stories like this. is the guy who made "Stardew Valley". - [Damien] Oh. - 'Cause he spent like five years working on this, but his girlfriend kind of had to like provide for them. 'cause he was making this video game that was not out. - [Amanda] Yep. - But she probably at some point saw and was like-. - You're talented. - This looks cool as hell. - Yeah. - Exactly. - I see the promise of what you're making here, so this is our endeavor together in a way. And now, I mean, I think that game's made a little bit of money.

- Little bit. - Yeah, just a little bit. (Shayne laughs). - If you believe that your partner. is going to do what they need to do, then you can support them. - You have to secure your own mask. before helping someone else with theirs. Like, if you- - What kind of mask? - Like a Venetian, haunted though. No, but like if you feel like you're drowning, like you have to make sure you're like, "I have to be alive first so I can help you swim.". - Right. What I'll also say is with standup, you could also be an incredible standup. and it's just such an awful industry.

- Standup is really freaking hard. - Even if you're incredible, it's still gonna probably take you 10 years. - And you will always be doing the 1:00 AM/2:00 AM slot. for years and years and years and years. - Yeah, man. Comments. "Was there a discussion on how long you'd be willing. "to foot the bill before she started working again. "or was this left unanswered?". OP responded, "She told me she thought. "she would see significant progress in a year. "I didn't agree to help for a year specifically. "I think what has set me off. "is that there is literally zero forward progress.". I think it's also rough.

I mean, I learned this the hard way. I think we all do when we come out. and pursue an industry like this. - Yeah. - Being like, okay, I feel good about the next year. or whatever. It's kind of like, if you enjoy this and you wanna do this forever, even if you're not gonna get paid, then that's great. If you're expecting something to happen... - I always tell people like that, you have to love this and love it enough to know. that like you might be working all day as a waiter. just so you can do some community theater at night, and that has to be enough for you at a base level.

otherwise you're not gonna survive it. - No. Someone said, a good friend of mine. when I first met him out here was like, "I mean, it'll take you 10 years. "just to maybe scratch the surface.". And I remember being like mortified by that. 'cause I had this whole image like, okay, I'll come in, I'll do my work. and then, you know, maybe I'll move back home. and then I'll go from there. And it was like 10 years later. I mean, I bartended for eight years out here. 10 years later was when I was finally like, "Oh, I see what's happening here.".

- [Shayne] Yeah. - Postcards to casting directors don't work. - Yeah. Especially not at their home address. - Ever. - It's also the thing that we learned of like, there's no such thing as success either. You'll book something and be like, "My big break!". And then all of a sudden cut to three years later. and you're like, "Oh, I can't get an audition. "What the hell happened?". - It doesn't exist anymore. - I don't know if it, yeah. But for most people it's just, you can't expect like success to just come.

You have to enjoy doing the thing. Like, if you enjoy acting, enjoy like going to acting classes. or doing local theater plays. Like, if you enjoy that and that's all you wanna do, then yeah, you can keep pursuing it and doing it. It's almost like, it's not pursuing. It's like no, if you enjoy being an actor, be an actor. - You're living it. - Be an actor and know that whatever is happening. on a day-to-day basis might be what happens forever. And if you're okay with that, then great. You can't do it on the expectation. of something big happening to you.

- No. - Other comments. "I'm listening to Leslie Jones' memoir right now, "and she mentions frequently. "how she doesn't believe in starving artists. "She says you have to work to support yourself. "if you're trying to make it as an artist. "And she worked many, many odd jobs until she made it, "even during times when she lived with a partner. "While I do think OP was a little harsh, "his girlfriend is taking advantage of the fact. "that she lives with a partner to support her. "If she was single, she would not have this luxury. "She doesn't even have to go back to a regular 9:00 to 5:00. "It sounds like OP would be okay if she drove full-time.

"for Uber Eats, "which at least would give her some flexibility.". Lastly, someone said, "As a girl who took care of her boyfriend. "in the almost same scenario. "but let it carry on for way, way too long, "you are not the asshole. "It is not your job to take care of both you. "and another human you did not birth. "And it is not your job to cater to emotions. "because in the end, who's catering to yours here? "Care about yourself. "You can love her, but she can love you too. "by being able to take care of herself. "while still exploring her passions.". - Are those two gonna get together?

- Maybe. - Ooh. - OP's like, "You're so right. "Can I get your number?". (crew laughs). - Yes. It's one. I'm very important. (Amanda laughs). - But yeah, I just think like... To speak about their situation, this just needed way more of a game plan together. - Yeah. - It just sounds like they're both on their own journeys. - And it's probably the first time he's like ever really. had to experience this. So he was probably, and he doesn't do standup, so he is probably like, "Okay, a year. "Okay, that's not bad.". Whereas like we know in the industry,

like that's not possible. - Specifically with standup-. - [Damien] Yeah. - Being like, "Oh yeah, I think I'm gonna make it in the next year,". that shows that she, I don't think she knows much about the industry. - No, people who book huge shows. are still doing (beep) open mics at 1:00 AM. - Yeah. - But it's always like, my favorite thing with standups is like, "Oh, this new standup that I just found,". it's like, yeah, and here's his set from the '90s. - Yeah.

- You're like, oh my god! - Yeah. - Yeah, it's brutal. All right, our next story. - What the heck? - "Am I the asshole. "for not explicitly stating my punch is non-alcoholic?". Okay. "I, a 25-year-old woman, "recently attended a potluck style work party. "and brought punch, which has since caused a problem. "between myself and another coworker, a 42-year-old woman, "who we'll call Sandy. "Last week my boss hosted a party at his house. "to celebrate the end of the busy season. "and a job well done. "All of my coworkers and their spouses were invited,

"and we decided it would work well to do a potluck. "to offset the cost of feeding everyone, about 35 people, "since not everyone who came brought a spouse. "or significant other. "I volunteered to make a punch. "that I've brought to previous work events. "that everyone said they enjoyed. "as well as some fruit to go with it. "This was a casual party with alcohol present, "but since I have some coworkers who don't drink, "I didn't add any alcohol to this punch. "and figured that if people really wanted some, "they'd just add it themselves. "Fast forward a couple hours, "and Sandy is getting even louder.

"and more dramatic than normal. "and is stumbling around the party. "I didn't think much of it. "and figured she brought her own drinks. "or was adding some of the host's alcohol. "that was put out into something else. "She suddenly fell off the chair she was sitting on. "and made a big show of saying. "that it's because she was so drunk. "She then asked me in front of the rest of our coworkers. "what it was that I put in the punch. "I was confused and told her what was in it. "Just a mix of ginger ale, 7 Up, orange juice, "and a can of juice concentrate. "And she wanted to know what alcohol I put in it.

"because she's been drinking it all night. "and is really feeling it. "I told her that I didn't put any alcohol in it. "and asked if maybe someone else had spiked the punch bowl. "Nobody said they added anything. "And one of my coworkers who doesn't drink even said. "that they'd also been drinking the punch all evening. "and was still completely sober. "I also would like to clarify. "that I understand how context can matter. "Like, if everyone else was really drunk, "then that can make even a sober person. "feel like they're loaded, "but that definitely was not the vibe. "Sandy was the only person acting drunk. "She then got really quiet. "and went by herself to the bathroom.

"The rest of my coworkers. "and I exchanged some awkward glances. "and tried to laugh it off. "She left shortly after, "and I received an angry text from her. "about how I shouldn't have embarrassed her like that. "and that now she looks like an idiot in front of our bosses. "and the rest of our coworkers. "She's been hostile to me at work ever since. "and is basically refusing to talk to me. "I didn't think I did anything wrong. "and most of my coworkers agree with me, "but some say that I should have just let her go on thinking. "that the punch was alcoholic to save her the embarrassment. "And I'm wondering now if I'm in the wrong. "Am I the asshole?".

- She probably got lit off all the soda or something. - She was just having a sugar high. - She's like... - Yeah. - Sandy! - Do you think Sandy sobered up like immediately? - She was like, "What the hell is wrong with you?". - Oh my god, I'm so drunk. There's no alcohol in that. What are you talking about? - How dare are you? (everyone laughs). - We have to have a discussion. - I mean, it is-. - [Shayne] Oh my god. - It is kind of embarrassing. Okay, I would say if I was in that position... Oh God. But she was just being honest. - I think it's a bummer when you're 42 because this happens-.

♪ Nobody likes you when you're ♪. - This is common in like middle school. and high school, right? Like, I remember this happening where it's like, "Oh my god, I'm so drunk.". - I think the catnip is actually working. (everyone laughs). If you do enough. - But it's like when you're young. or like when you're first like drinking, you know, it's like, I don't know, I could see you being fooled. 'cause of, you know, peer pressure, wanting to fit in or whatever. You're 42. - You're 42. - It's embarrassing is all I mean. - You drank a lot of fruit punch. - I don't know what else she could have said though. 'cause she said a lot of other people were listening.

and some people at the party don't drink. So first of all, I'm a little confused. This is a side note. - She shouldn't lie. - She shouldn't lie. And I'm like confused. If I were like, 'cause I don't drink, if I saw a bowl of punch, I'd be like, "Hey, is this alcoholic?". Like, I'd have to check first. - Right. - I would assume it was alcoholic. as opposed to the other way around. - [Amanda] Same. - Well, that's what Sandy did. - That's what Sandy did. But if other people are listening who don't drink. and she's just like, "Oh, actually there's just a bunch of gin and rum in it,". it'd be like, "Oh, shit, what?". - Right. - Now you're making someone else uncomfortable by lying. Like, I don't think she's-. - But she brought this punch to other work events,

so people already knew about the punch. is what she was saying. - But she said she didn't put alcohol in it this time. - Oh. - [Shayne] Did she say that? - Didn't she? She was like-. - Hold on. - "I knew there were people that didn't drink, "So this is non-alcoholic.". She's like, "This has been a hit at other places. "I know people didn't drink, so this one's non-alcoholic.". - Okay. - So then in my opinion... I will say maybe she should have put a note like-. - Non-alcoholic. - Non-alcoholic punch. - Yeah. - Right, but not-. - But still, she's not the asshole here. - You should put a note for non-alcoholic punch. so that just people know who are trying to avoid alcohol.

- Right. - For Sandy's sake, that's not what I would've been... - Oh, Sandy. - You don't need to label things as non-alcoholic. so that people who are drinking alcohol know. - Like, how dare you? - Yeah, it's more specifically for people who are sober, but... - Why am I drinking this juice all night? (laughs). - I also feel like... It's like great, hey, Sandy, awesome. You got to feel drunk. and you're not gonna be hung over tomorrow. - Well, I feel like was Sandy.

just trying to like do something for attention. Like, oh, look at me. I'm so drunk. I put a lampshade on my head. Like, was it like all eyes on Sandy kind of thing? - Placebo effect is real. Her reaction after finding out that it wasn't alcoholic. is what makes her an asshole. - She got stooped. Here's the thing is these stories all have a theme. It's like these people get stooped. and they blame the other person. It's like, hey, just I get it. It's embarrassing, totally. Take a moment to process. Don't send an angry text to someone.

who literally just made a punch. - That's also why I think it's so bizarre, like the angry reaction is what gets me. because if I were drinking punch, 'cause I used to have alcohol, if I were drinking punch and felt drunk. and then learned that it wasn't alcohol, I would share that and be like, "That's crazy. "because I've been feeling myself get crazier all night.". - Yeah. - "Isn't that weird, you guys?". As opposed to like, "You made me look like a fool.". I'm like, that feels almost like there's an agenda. - Yeah. - I don't know. - It's especially when someone just tells me a fact.

It's not like, you didn't insult me. You just are telling me a fact about this situation. - That's not punch. That's chocolate milk. (Amanda laughs). - But there are no brown cows in the tri-county area. Where did you get this? - I'm just like, people, just take, you know, take ownership of your stuff. But like I get it. Poor Sandy, she must have been so embarrassed. Like, what if she fell and broke the chair? It could have been-. - And now she did it sober, so she's responsible.

- Whoa! - That's true. - Comments. "Of course you're not the asshole. "Sandy was experiencing a placebo effect. "Not uncommon when people truly believe. "they are drinking alcohol. "That's embarrassing, but it's not your fault. "The truly a-hole thing to do would be. "to let people believe an alcoholic punch was alcohol free. "That could really harm someone. "If she makes your life hard over this, "you're going to have to take it to management. "for mediation. "It's a ridiculous thing to hold against you. "in the office place.". 20,000 up votes. - That is true. - Whoa! - You can't bring that to work. - Someone said, "How would it be any less embarrassing.

"if the punch actually was alcoholic? "Either way it means Sandy doesn't have the sense to limit. "or moderate her drinking in front of her bosses. "and coworkers at a work party. "Not the asshole.". Someone else said, "Oh, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy.". Someone said, "My sister-in-law-". - Nice. - "My sister-in-law got so drunk once off of Sprite. "that she ended up in the bathroom eating the strawberries. "and cream conditioner before crying for 30 minutes. "about how bad her strawberry daiquiri was.". - So that's a different situation. - That's different. - I feel like that's something separate.

That person should do their own post. - We would call that an episode of something. - That's something separate. But I will say you could like be drinking non-alcoholic beer. and you're like, "Ooh, I feel kinda...". - Like, falling off a chair though? Like, I've never had that experience. Maybe other people have. I'm honestly curious. How drunk can you be off of placebo? Like, too loud falling over drunk? - I don't know. Placebo could be extremely powerful. - Yep. - But usually the context is also important for these things.

and like if she's saying like nobody else. was really that level of drunk, it's wild that she got to that level. But it also means even though she wasn't drinking alcohol. that night, it's like you might need. to tone it down a little bit if you were drinking that much. that you believed you were that drunk. - Yeah. - Yeah. - At a work event. - Maybe lay off the punch. - I think it's the Sprite. Wow. - Hey. - I think it's the Sprite. I mean, it's like kids at sleepovers. when they drink Mountain Dew. - [Shayne] A lot of sugar.

- Or Spencer. - Well, Mountain (laughs). - That's how Spencer gets when he's off camera. - Spencer's like (screams). - [Damien] Mountain Dew is crazy. - Did you see him, screaming down the hall? - Mountain Dew is a lot. - No, what? - He ripped off his shirt. I was like, Spencer... - I know. - I'm kidding. - Doing cartwheels. (crew laughs). Anyways... Wild. - No update? - No update. - Okay. - Sandy was found dead. - Stop it. (laughs). - In the clown guy's basement. I require more faces for the wall. - God! See? Clowns are scary 'cause he makes 'em scary. - That's Bill Skarsgard.

- She got pulled over by a cop and the cop was like, "Have you been drinking?". And she's like, "Yes!". - Yes, but no! And I wanted to drink! - And the meter's showing zero and she's like, "No! I promise I have!". - I'm drunk! - The meter just comes with a like a digital like cow. (Shayne laughs). Like, straight from the teat of the brown cow! - Our final story. - This is the one. - No! Huh? - "Am I the asshole for not attending bachelorette trip?". - Is there an article there? - I have a hot take about this already, so let's go.

- Am I asshole for not attending bachelorette trip? - Not attending bachelorette trip. - No article. - "My best friend is getting married this June, "and I am one of the bridesmaids. "Her bridesmaid trip is set for the end of May in Chicago. "We'll be driving there and it's over four days. "However, I don't wanna attend the trip anymore. "We have booked the Airbnb, which was $176 per person, "and I paid my portion. "Her demands from us for a wedding have gotten out of hand. "Her wedding is over three days, "and we have three different bridesmaid dresses,

"which have cost me $700, "and it costs $200 to get them altered. "Makeup for the weekend is $225 per person, "and I haven't even gotten my shoes or jewelry. "Not to mention she's requiring us. "to have certain hairstyles. "which would require hair extensions, "which would cost me at least $200. "Financially this is becoming too much for me. "I know I agreed to be her bridesmaid, "and I am willing to fulfill my duties during the wedding. "However, going to Chicago and spending all that money. "is something I am no longer willing or able to do.

"I won't be asking back my portion of the Airbnb. "because that was my contribution I made willingly. "I have yet to tell her that I won't be going to Chicago. "But am I the asshole for not going? "Up until now, I have attended and participated. "in every way as a bridesmaid. "and been there when she needs me. "But the trip is too much.". - Sounds like she simply can't afford the trip. and I don't really blame her. - Yeah, man. - I would say not the asshole. I think some of these bachelorette parties. are out of control and they're very like,

they're just too much. - [Damien] Yeah. - They're very controlling, and the amount of money, you can't expect people to spend that amount of money. - Right. - Like, that already three different dresses. - [Damien] Yeah. - And hair extensions. Also, some women don't want to get hair extensions. Like, that to me is overboard. So I think it's actually really honorable. that she's going to pay for the Airbnb and then be like, "I'm so sorry, I literally cannot afford this trip.".

- Yeah. I think she's totally in her right to say that. - If you can't afford it, what are you supposed to do? That being said, like it just sounds like it's an uncomfortable conversation. because this friend has a lot of expectations. Your friend, if they have this many specific expectations. about their wedding and everything surrounding it, is going to be disappointed and probably upset with you. - [Amanda] Yep. - But you are not an asshole. Like, also circumstances change. You agree to something wedding related like a year or two. down the road and then it's like,

"Oh by the way, I don't have that same job anymore, "and I had to pay for some medical bill, "and now I can't take this,". like a vacation is a luxury in and of itself, but you're doing it for someone else to a specific spot. - Yeah, well you don't know their wedding plans. ahead of time. So when someone asks you to be a bridesmaid, you usually don't know their plans. - [Damien] Right. Okay. - You're kinda like, "Oh, okay, great.". You usually think it's like maybe two days of a wedding. or something like that. But you don't know that it's going to be all of this, expectations on a look.

I get that for one day. It's really tough. Sometimes you have to like be like, "Okay, I gotta do my hair, I gotta do all this for one day.". But like three different dresses. - [Shayne] That's a lot. - A four day trip. - Just yeah, this is out of hand. ♪ Five golden rings ♪. - Like, to expect all your friends to spend two grand. for the bachelorette. - Also May in Chicago, I don't know that weather's gonna be weird. - So wait, was this one planned by the bride? Because isn't it a lot of times the maid of honor. who plans the- - Right, right. - But either way it's like it should be discussed of like,

hey, we want to do this. This is the cost. Does this work for everyone? - Yeah. - I don't know. Like, I... That's how-. - Sounds like it was planned by the bride maybe. - It sounds like, 'cause she's talking about having to talk to the bride. about this. - It sounds like the bride. probably had some pretty important stipulations of like, "I wanna do this and I wanna do this. "All right, bridesmaid make it happen.". - Maybe her maid of, I feel like, maybe her maid of honor did it. - Yeah. - I don't really know. Bachelorette parties are so...

They really, they can be anything that you want them to be, but like I just feel like you can't... Everyone has to be all in. - Yeah. - Yeah. - 'Cause we've all, I mean, I've been invited to bachelorette parties. that are like four days, hour drive, super expensive, and you're like, "I just don't, I don't...". And then you do it 'cause you do it, and then you're there and you're like, "What else are we getting? "What else are we adding to the tab? "Oh, we're going to this fancy dinner?

"We're all gonna split it? "Okay.". - Don't people also often cover the bride. 'cause it's like their bachelorette party? - Yes. The bride's like... - Yeah. - I'm not paying. - Another round of Mai Tais for the table. - I'm very conscientious. of when I'm making other people spend money. - Yeah. - I can't imagine not considering it. - Yeah. - Like, just being aware of like, oh, other people are spending money. - It's like birthday parties even. - [Damien] Yeah. - If it's your birthday, some people go to the extreme, and I'm just like... - The verdict was not the asshole.

Comments. "Not the asshole. "If you can't afford it, you can't afford it. "Tell her. "If she really is your friend, she'll understand.". Someone said, "Info. "Did you talk to her about it becoming a financial burden. "for you? "And if so, did she try to accommodate some of the costs. "for you?". OP responded saying, "I have talked to her about the change. "in my financial situation, mostly because of a job change. "and also unexpected health costs for a health condition.". - Oh. - "She did help with the dress alterations. "by sending me 50 bucks, so that made my contribution $200. "Every help counts, and I deeply appreciate it,

"however, it still doesn't change. "that Chicago is a stretch for me.". Someone said, "Girl, she gave you 50 bucks. "when you have spent a $1,076 so far. "and are expected to spend another $425. "I bet she's expecting a nice wedding gift too. "She literally gave you back 3% of what you were spending. "This is insane.". - Okay, math. - Yeah, wow. Someone-. - By my calculations. - Calculator. - Update. - Oh my god! Yay. - Four months later. Under a new post titled,

"Am I the asshole for taking my friend to court. "after she kicked me out of the bridal party. "for cutting my hair.". (Amanda shrieks). - Whoa! (laughs). - Things are really spicing up now! - We're eating today! - Get your chocolate milk out. - [Amanda] Oh God. (Damien smacks lips). - Get your chocolate milk out 'cause this has gotten spicy. - Hmm. - Oh. - Oh, okay. - See? See what I-. - Yeah, no, I totally got it. - It cools it down 'cause it's sweet. - Milk is good for that. - Yeah. "For my friend's three day wedding, "I had to buy three different dresses, "including alterations and specific shoes, "which totaled over $700.

"She also wanted specific hairstyles for each day. "Unfortunately, starting in March, "my hair started to deteriorate. "Due to health reasons my hair was falling out in chunks, "and in May I made the difficult decision to cut my hair. "I told the bride about my decision two weeks. "before the wedding and she didn't say anything bad. "The following week she came over to my house. "and when she was about to leave, "she brought up that she was concerned about my haircut, "and I told her it would look good. "even though I wouldn't be uniform. "with the other bridesmaids. "The following day I received this message.

"'After our recent conversations, "'I'd like to remind you of my boundaries. "'I've been very accommodating and graceful, "'but I can't allow you to disrespect me. "'As you know, my wedding has been something I've dreamt of. "'for many years. "'Husband and I have invested a lot of money into the video. "'and photos of this day. "'And as we reflect on this day in the future, "'we wanna see our vision reflected in the memories. "'Since I asked each of you to be a bridesmaid in 2019, "'I've been very clear and communicative in my request. "'The timing of your decision to cut your hair.

"'and not income in advance is very upsetting to me. "'I would've felt respected if you had communicated. "'with me more than a week prior to the wedding. "'so we could have worked together. "'to find a collaborative solution. "'Your inconsistencies have concerned me, "'and while I sympathize with your health concerns, "'I'm not willing to compromise my vision. "'to accommodate you or anyone else. "'when you have informed me in advance. "'and we could have found a better solution. "'Since this is something you can no longer fully commit to, "'I need you to please step down from participating. "'in my wedding.'. "This was three days before the wedding.

"I immediately sent her and her husband an invoice. "asking them to reimburse for the dresses and shoes. "Keeping in mind that one of the dresses. "is still in her possession even though I paid for it. "Neither of them replied, "and so I decided to take it to court. "I was told I was inconsistent and selfish. "after I spent the past two weeks. "helping her plan the wedding shower. "I worked with another bridesmaid. "to surprise her with a bridal shower. "after our bachelorette trip had to be canceled. "I spent hours helping her out with wedding details. "When she asked me to help her tone up before the wedding,

"I sent her a personalized workout program. "and even went with her to the gym to show her the ropes. "When I agreed to be her bridesmaid, "I was more than willing to oblige with what she asked, "even if at times it was a lot of time and money. "So am I the asshole for taking her to court. "because she kicked me out for cutting my hair?". Oh my god. - I'm speechless. I... I'm speechless. I mean, this... Honestly, this poor woman. is going through so much right now.

Like, she was losing her hair. - Yeah, I don't know what health concern it could be, but I know that regardless, losing your hair isn't, that's an extreme thing. - Also, you can cut your hair whenever the F you want. - Yeah, it's your hair. I don't understand the stipulation. The extensions already was weirding me out. 'cause it's like you want everyone. to change their bodies for this. That's a lot. - She wanted a uniformed, really controlling look. - [Shayne] Yeah. - I also wanna like point out, she used the word boundaries.

Like, you crossed my boundaries. ♪ And that's not what boundaries are ♪. - Nope. ♪ You don't get to control how someone else looks ♪. - And that's a misuse of the word. And this friend sounds like they belong. in the Am I The Devil posts not Am I The Asshole. - Literally though. - Yeah, no, the "I'd like to remind you of my boundaries". was kind of all I needed. (Damien gags). It's like you can just stop reading there. - Like, Your Honor- - You can. - He's like, "I'm gonna save everybody's time here. "You give them the money.". Click. - I loved that. - Thank you. I'd like to think of another world. where I made it a young woman.

- Thank you for that. (crew laughs). - Nightmare human. I mean, we can't really be too shocked. Like, we saw all the signs were there for this woman. to be awful. - But this is bad now. Now, okay, court is a lot. Here's the thing. I think sending an invoice for what she paid for, hell yeah. (beep) great. Court? - But if they're not gonna pay the invoice, like is the invoice just like a "so there". or like, "Hey, I've lost my job and my hair is falling out.

"I could really use that money back.". - If she really needs the money, then yeah, you gotta do whatever you can to get the money. - She doesn't even have one of the dresses. in her possession. This is three days before, which is essentially like any place can charge. if you cancel, what, 72 hours, 48 hours, 24 hours. - And it's very clear, based on that response, it's like, you shouldn't talk to this person. or be friends with them. - Oh, never again. - So there's no harm in going through court. I mean, I don't know much. All I know about court. is just that it can be a lengthy, exhausting process,

but it's like, if it's worth it to you. until it gets to the point where it's not worth it to you, like is is cutting these people outta your life. gonna be more important than getting that money back? - Well, already that's gonna happen. They're not gonna be friends after this. And like I wanna say the court thing, technically is, but like really isn't this person's decision. They sent the invoice saying, "You need to reimburse me for this.". And the other people didn't even respond. So it's like, okay, well now we're going to court. - Yeah. - Yes, that is the next step, but you've kind of forced my hand here.

- Yeah. - Right. Court's just gonna take like a long time. It's going to, you know, make the wound fester longer. I just... - I wonder how the other bridesmaids feel. because like if I'm sitting there. and I know that this person like is losing their hair. and so they're like, "Yeah, I'm losing my hair in clumps. "I gotta just shave it all off.". And then they get kicked out of it. because of their health concerns, I'd be like, "Damn, are we really going to this wedding?". - Well, what kind of information are they getting fed?

- That's also fair. - They were probably in Chicago like, "I can't believe it Amy's not here.". - That's unfortunately so true. - What a bitch. Da, da, da, da, da. - We have one comment on this. "I'm very sorry about your health situation, OP. "Not the asshole. "This is not how a friend would treat another friend. "and a supposedly valued one at that. "since she asked you as a bridesmaid. "I'm also sorry you found out this way this woman. "is not your friend.". OP responded, "That's honestly what sucks the most. "I thought our friendship was much deeper than that. "The fact that she was at the house the night before. "for three hours just hanging out, talking,

"and helping her with the wedding stuff. "just to receive this the next day, "I know for sure I don't want her in my life, "but that doesn't negate that she's someone I loved, "cared for, and all the memories of our friendship.". Devastating. - Yeah, devastating. - Friend breakups are really hard. - Yeah, what is also really harsh is realizing. that someone never respected you. - [Damien] Yeah. - Like, that's brutal 'cause it's that thing. where you then like almost flashback. and relive your life and you're like, "Whoa, wow. "All these situations I thought we had mutual respect going, "and we didn't.". - She's letting the whole vision of her wedding.

completely take over, which totally does happen, but this is to the extreme. - Yeah. But it makes me question how it's always been going. - Yeah, that's true. Like, how has the friendship always been going? - Yeah. Update. - Stop! - What the heck? - What? - An update from a year later. - Is it from-. - Court. - The lady, the bride. - The lady. - The lady. That one lady. You know her. - The bride. - Biffany. - Okay.

"This has been a long time coming. "I've had a lot of people reach out to me. "asking what the results of the case have been. "Unfortunately, I could no longer post comments. "on my previous post as well. "I figured I would wait until everything was done. "to update everyone all at once. "In December, 2021, I got the notification. "that a court date had been set for February 7th, 2022. "It would be virtual. "And since its small claims, we would represent ourselves. "I began gathering my evidence and created a virtual file, "which I shared with the court and her. "seven days before the hearing. "On the day she did show up. "We were given the chance to settle,

"but that was unsuccessful. "When we returned to the hearing, "I found out she also had made a virtual file. "with her evidence, but never shared it with me. "The court then made her share it and what a surprise I had. "She had copied my entire format for presenting evidence. "Keep in mind that this is a format I created. "She didn't even have the decency. "or brain cells to make something up herself. "The hearing proceeded, "and we were both given a chance to share our side. "I won't go into the details of it, "but it took probably 10 to 15 minutes.

"In my state, they do not give you the verdict right away. "and it can take up to 90 days. "And so I waited and waited and waited. "Then yesterday, May 5th, almost 90 days after, "I got a verdict. "I won.". (Amanda gasps). "She has been ordered to pay me the total of $808.94. "for the dresses and shoes. "I have to return two dresses and shoes I have to her. "The verdict goes into effect May 30th. "I don't see her appealing it, "or fingers crossed she doesn't. "All in all, I am very happy with the outcome. "and so ready to close this chapter.

"Thank you to everyone. "who has been so invested in this with me. "I hope this was the season finale. "you were looking forward to. "PS, my hair and health are doing much better. "My three bald spots are growing again. "and I couldn't be happier.". - Hell yeah. - Oh, this is good. - That's awesome. That's really like end of the movie vibes, like roll credits. - Yeah. - This is a season finale. Also, like this bride. $808. You really made this woman who's going through health issues.

and everything wait to get that money? - [Damien] Yeah. - Like I'm just like-. - And you know with a three day wedding, like the amount that they're spending already is absurd. - Absurd. - Especially with like the tastes that they've talked about. Like, everything must be perfect. It's not just gonna be the hair and the dresses, it's everything. So 808 bucks for someone you supposedly cared about. - [Amanda] Yeah. - Yeah. Just truly threw away a friend, but she clearly has no respect for anyone at all. - Oh my god. I'm very proud of OP. - I love that. - Yeah. Badass.

- Also, what a dumbass move to be like, "Oh yeah, I didn't share evidence with the other side.". Like, you have to do that. Isn't that called like discovery? Like, you're in that phase of like sharing evidence. - Yeah. - Like, in my mind, that would've been a nail. in the coffin right away of like, oh, you're the type that shared it with us. and intentionally didn't share with your friend. Got it. - Also what was her evidence? - [Shayne] It might've played a part. - Amy sucks. - It might've played a part in why she won. - That's what I'm saying. - Yeah. - And she just copied her homework. - Yeah. Okay, ditto what Amy said but actually for me now. - Yeah, like-.

- I'm Biffany. - She kinda sucks and that's what it is. I'm the bride. Anyways... - Actually, my boundaries are that I cannot be guilty. - That actually, oh, that would suck. - She used a lot of therapy terms, I guarantee it. - Work. You could do that. - [Amanda] You could do that. - Judge, Your Honor, you're gaslighting me. (Amanda laughs). - Yeah, judges love when you do that. - Yeah. - Well, glad that had a happy ending. - WTF. - Update. I now have a flowing mane of locks, the likes of which the world has never seen. - Wow. Vanilla milk. - And a pasture of brown cows that make chocolate milk.

- I found a highland cow. and shaved them to make a little cool little wig. because those are the fluffy little cows. - Yeah, yeah. No, I know. - [Shayne] There you go. - Yeah, good for you. - [Shayne] Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Vanilla milk. - Vanilla milk. - Vanilla milk. Thank you both for-. - Can't unsee that. - For hanging out with me. - Thank you for having us. - Thank you. Yeah, I appreciate it, man. - Thanks for having us. - Anytime. - Yeah, of course. This was great. Thank you for watching. Let us know what other themes and subreddits you'd like. to see on this show, and we'll see you next Saturday. - What the heck? - Bye! - Bye. - What the heck?

- What? What the frick? - What the fricking H-E double (beep)? - Hey. - Hey. So you guys were roommates, huh? - Yeah. Everyone knows that.