Parents Just Don't Understand | Reading Reddit Stories

- Hello and welcome to "Smosh Reads Reddit Stories.". I'm Shayne, and today's theme is Parents. Parenting. And I am joined by two people who are parents, one of a baby boy and one of a little tiny Napkin. Amanda and Trevor, thank you for joining me. - I hope that you're doing well. I know it's tough. - It is tough. Yeah, it's tough because he does this thing where he, in the morning at like 8:30 on the dot, he gets up and he starts licking my eyeball. 'cause he wants breakfast. - And we should be clear, that Napkin,

when I say Napkin, it's a dog. - It is a dog. - Not a napkin. - Not an actual-. - Oh, that would be so bizarre. (Trevor laughs). My son also licks my eyeballs when he wants food. And I'm like, how'd you get here? - Stop. - How'd you get here? - Where'd you come from? - My haunted baby. (everyone laughs). - Don't even start. - I don't think we've, we might have, I don't think we've done a parents episode. - I know. I feel like I'm like on my best behavior right now. I feel a little like, very polite. - Yeah. - We'll see how long that lasts. - Do you think you have takes on parenting now,

like that have changed? Or new ones? - Totally changed. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. - Interesting. - Like, I would say one of my favorite books. is like, "Bringing Up the Bebe.". - Whoa. - It's like the French book. It's a little bit more hands off. I don't know though. It's all kind of intuitive. You cannot plan how you're going to be as a mom. until you become a mom, that's what I'm gonna say. - Okay. - And how do you feel about that with Napkin? - I feel that way with Nap. Yeah, I mean, when we first got Napkin, I mean, he was peeing all over himself and-.

- Yeah. - And then it was like, you know, we had to figure that out. But it's figured out now and he's great. No, I have a really great relationship. with my actual parents. I feel like they're amazing. I think that they have... I feel like they just set me up really well. Like, I know that when I am a dad of a human child, like, I'm obviously not gonna be ready, but I feel like they were really good examples for me. - Everyone always says you're never ready. But let me tell you, your intuition does actually kick in. - Okay.

- You weirdly kind of know what to do. - Okay. Let's get into some of these parenting stories. Our first one comes from Today I (beep) Up, and it was posted in July of 2020. - Whoa. - Bad year. Anyways, this story goes, "Today I (beep) up by telling my daughter. "her hero Bob Ross was dead.". (Amanda gasps). - Oh. - That's her daughter's hero? - What if I was like, "He died?". - Wait. - No, he's still painting down the street. - Painting.

- Bob Ross... - Wait, do you not... - Oh my god. - What's next, Mr. Rogers? - No, he doesn't know who Bob Ross is. He doesn't-. - You don't know who Bob Ross is? - Of course I knew who Bob Ross is. - Oh, then what was happening there? - I was really sad that he died. - Oh, I thought he didn't know. - I already knew he was, no, I already knew he's dead, but it just brought back up some emotions, you know? - Let's get into this. - Okay. (Trevor laughs). - "Obligatory this was two years ago. "My daughter was four at the time. "My daughter's love of Bob Ross started in the womb.

"I had terrible insomnia throughout my pregnancy, "and I would listen to Bob Ross painting tutorials. "each night to fall asleep. "At the time, I thought it helped me sleep. "because it was essentially soothing background noise. "But recently I've learned about ASMR, "and I realized that I am super susceptible. "to certain sounds such as quiet, calm voices. "and the scratching of paintbrushes and tools. "Anyways, after my daughter was born, "I continued to have a hard time sleeping, "this time because of a crying and demanding baby. "So every night I'd lay down in my bed.

"with her next to me in the bassinet and I'd play Bob Ross. "As my daughter got older, she began to demand Bob Ross. "We'd read a board book or two before bed, "and then we'd watch one half hour tutorial. "By the end of these videos, "my daughter and often myself would be sound asleep. "For years this routine was continued. "It continued through my second pregnancy. "and now with my second daughter as well. "We watch Bob Ross every single night. "We've seen each and every Joy of Painting tutorial, "all 403 episodes, multiple times. "Some nights I might think my kids have fallen asleep.

"during book time, "we are past board books and onto chapter books now, "but when I close the book. "and prepare to sneak outta their room, "inevitably one or both of them chirps up, "'Mama, what about Bob Ross?'. "And so we watch Bob Ross, "which brings me to the fateful day. "After watching a particularly compelling episode. "of the Joy of Painting, "my four-year-old sighed happily and said, "'Mama, one day I'd like to go visit Bob Ross. "'Where does he live again?'. "To which I replied, 'Muncie, Indiana remember?'. "'Oh, yes,' she said,

"recalling that Bob mentions Muncie frequently. "And then, and to this day I still don't entirely know why, "I said these words, "'But, honey, I have to tell you something. "'Bob Ross died a long time ago. "'We might be able to visit Muncie, "'but won't be able to meet Bob.'". - Oh. - "And my daughter broke down completely. "Now, like most parents, I've seen my kids cry. "I've seen all their cries, "when they're angry, hungry, scared, bored, "whining, manipulating, you name it. "But I had never heard her cry like this.". - Oh my god. - "She was completely and utterly bereft.

"She was wailing and punching herself. "in the chest and thighs. "while giant strangled sobs burst from her lungs. "The news that her hero was dead just destroyed her. "She cried for a solid 20 minutes. "My husband helpfully shouted up. "from the main floor of the house, "'What the hell made you think that would be a good idea? "'Seriously, what possessed you to tell her that?'". Damn. - Wow, Dad. Get involved. - What the hell, man? - You put her to bed ever? - Enter the huge asshole. "And I couldn't really answer. "except that I had felt in that moment.

"that I shouldn't lie to her, "that I should tell her the truth about Bob Ross. "and that he wasn't alive anymore. "After she stopped crying, we talked a lot about Bob Ross, "how he died and about his legacy. "I told her about how Bob Ross gave a very important gift. "to the world. "and that his own love of painting. "had inspired so many artists and people in every country. "Even as a four-year-old. "with limited understanding of life and death, "she seemed to find some solace in that. "1.5 years later, she still brings up. "how Bob Ross made a lot of people happy.

"and how he makes her happy still. "So that's my today I (beep) up. "My lovely 5.5 and three-year-old daughters. "will surely be demanding Bob Ross tonight. "And as always, I will oblige them.". - I actually can't. I'm actually gonna cry. - That's so sweet. Oh no. - And she continues to add and she's like, "And don't worry, we'll find a way. "to bring him back using science.". (everyone laughs). - I don't know why this is getting me so hard. - Oh, that's so sad. - No, I'm okay. - No, me too. - Whoa. That like-. - This might be partly like sympathy.

because I looked over at you, but that's so sad. - [Amanda] Wow. - That's so adorable. - Because it's like bittersweet. - Bob Ross is such a wholesome person, and he really has inspired so much joy in people. And so for even that to translate to a four-year-old. to be like, "Oh, Bob Ross.". That's so sad. - I also am just like, I'm actually proud of the mom. because we cannot shield our kids. from hardship or death even. And I think why I'm getting so emotional is 'cause like, oh.

- Yeah. - I can't talk about it. - To be like, "Oh, we love Bob Ross-". - I'm done talking the rest of the episode. No. No, I'm not. Just kidding. - We love Bob Ross. - It is crazy, like, it's crazy to think that, yeah, such a young child, you know, you think of kids and you think of like, oh yeah, you know, like they're like stupid. You know? (Shayne laughs). - You thought he was alive? - What? - No. - You're so dumb! - No, but like, kids don't know stuff, you know, like they're still becoming people. But like they could experience such like a complex emotion.

that we feel- - Such a raw emotion. - And it is. - I mean, how connected though that the mom gets to be like, "I know. "This sucks, and it's hard. "But he made a lot of people happy.". And it's like, I'm glad, I'm really glad that she told her. because kids do not wanna be lied to. I don't think you need to tell your kid everyone who's died, but like kids do not wanna be lied to. I think it actually, it allows them to go, "Oh wow, you trust me with this information.". But can we talk about the asshole husband who has not-.

- Yeah. - Who has not once done bedtime. - Why'd you think that was a good idea? - Hey! Hey, bitches! Why do you think that was a good idea. to tell my daughters the truth? - Hey, guys, I'm four Coors Banquets deep. Can you shut up about Bob Ross? - Yeah. Shut up! - Can I get a fact check on this? Bob Ross was a drill instructor before he became a painter, right? - [Marcus] I have heard this. Let me see. - I wanna make sure that's true. - [Amanda] I don't understand. - I think he was a drill instructor and he was like, "I'm tired of doing this.

"I wanna be kind. "I wanna spread kindness.". - [Marcus] He was a drill sergeant in the US Air Force. - He was a drill, yeah. - [Emily] And he served 20 years in the Air Force. - Yeah. - He served 20 years... So he's been in the skies forever. (everyone laughs). - Yeah. - Yeah. - Something's happening. - Pretty crazy. You would not guess that that's a military man. - Well... Could you imagine being the person who got yelled at by him? - They're like, "That's that asshole who chewed me out!". - That guy ruined my life. I quit the Air Force. - Wait, he's not that nice. Wait a minute.

- Yeah. (laughs). - Also, wow. Maybe the husband's really, I'm so on this husband. Maybe he's really mad. because he never gets to sleep next to his wife. (laughs). (everyone laughs). He's just like-. - My wife who loves Bob Ross. - I'd love to cuddle you. - I'll never be Bob Ross. - I'd love to cuddle you at some point. The girls and I are busy. - You just come downstairs and he's sadly painting trees, just trying to get better. - Trying to be-. - And it's just him and his wife, but she's like going away. I haven't showed any TV to Cole yet,

but I felt like my mom was very honest. and open about death and spirits. And the only connection that I have to this. as like a newer mom is my good friend has four kids, and her mom passed, and they reacted the same way when their grandmother passed. And she really had to explain to them. about, you know, death. But she explained to them in such a way. that they would understand. And it was really helpful of like, you know, how, you know,

things go into the ground and then they sprout up trees. and they live again and things die off the tree. And it's almost like a circle. And I think it's great. I think at an early age, like give the kids a little bit more credit. that they actually can understand. 'cause they have such complex emotions. And I think the worst thing is like, "Go to your room. "Go deal with it somewhere else.". It's like, yeah, you know what, this does suck. And he's gone, and we miss him too. And I'm sorry.

You know, I'm sorry that you're feeling that way. So I'm like, I'm kind of all for it. I mean-. - Yeah. - Again, I haven't experienced it yet with my own son. I don't know what I'll be like if he loses his mind. - Yeah. I mean, it's tough. I mean, I-. - Punching his chest? - There's that famous "Sesame Street" episode. from like the '80s where like one of the actors passed away. He was an old guy. - Yeah. - And they have to explain to Big Bird, like he died. And Big Bird's like, "(beep), dude, are you (beep) serious?". (everyone laughs). - You just come outside,

Big Bird's like smoking a cigarette outside, just like... - Wait, wait, this is so random, but did you-. - I'm a massive (beep) bird and this sucks, dude. (everyone laughs). - Did you guys see when someone put "Goodfellas". to Big Bird? - No. - And Bert and Ernie. Did anyone see that YouTube video? - What're you talking about? - And it was just like, "You (beep) my wife.". And it's Bert being like (whines). - What? - And Ernie's like, "(beep) my wife? "I'm gonna (beep) kill you?". - Amanda's desperately trying to steer this away. from the conversation about grief. (everyone laughs). - No! No, grief is-.

- No, I know. I know what you're talking about. - Grief was a big part of my, my mom was very open about death, almost to a part where you're just like, yeah. She's like, "Did you hear?". - I've met your mom like twice, and I can see that, that she's the type-. - It's a very open conversation with my family. So I have a feeling- - I think that's good. - It'll be very open with my son. - Yeah. - But yeah, I don't know. - It's tough though. - I feel like I'm far down, I'm not there yet.

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- [Shayne] Yeah. - That's true. - Hey, before you go to sleep, here's the worst thing you've ever heard in your life. (Amanda yells). - Hey, I'm gonna ruin your whole world right now. - Get ready for the nightmares. (everyone laughs). Someone said, "Hey, I think you made the right choice. "And 'Sesame Street' agrees. "When I was about her age, "one of the cast members of 'Sesame Street' died, "and they did an entire episode about it, "showing everyone grieving. "and explaining it to the younger characters. "and celebrating the good memories and telling stories. "and all the things that people do when someone dies. "It was beautiful and difficult, "but overall, as time has gone on.

"I'm glad they did the episode. "It made it something that was okay to talk about. "and accept.". Lastly, someone said, "Don't keep sadness from your children. "Show them how to deal with it properly. "You're a great mom. "Not a (beep) up by a long shot. "Hugs to all.". - Yes. - Update. (Amanda gasps). - Bob Ross is alive. - I knew it! - He's back! - He's back. - Spirit in the sky. - And he's half mechanical now. - Yeah. - He's painting at a rate that we cannot comprehend. (everyone laughs).

Okay. Update. This was an edit from the OP. They wrote, "Oh my goodness, this blew up. "I checked in right before I put my kids to bed, "and my eldest and I sat up. "and read some of the comments together. "She particularly loved. "the Bob Ross Lego figurine someone shared. "She's a big Lego fan. "And thought one user's story. "about their mom becoming a professional painter. "after watching Bob Ross tutorials was really nice. "I also read the post itself to my daughter, "and she smiled and chuckled along. "When it got to the part. "where her dad questioned my general parenting abilities,

"she stopped to ask me, 'Why would Dad say that to you?'". (Shayne and Trevor laugh). - She's like, "Dump his ass.". - "Well, he thought I should have protected your feelings. "She said, rather matter of factly, "'You shouldn't lie to children.'. "So I guess she agrees with my approach.". She then said I should get a divorce. No, I'm just kidding. (everyone laughs). - Divorce his ass, Mommy. - Divorce Dad. "And finally, to answer the question of did I know. "that it was the 25th anniversary of Bob Ross's death today? "No, I did not. "That honestly blows my mind a little bit. "because I've been thinking. "about making this Today I (beep) Up post for a few weeks,

"and it just so happens I finally sat down and wrote it up. "I couldn't remember the exact year he died. "until I looked it up on his Wiki entry today. "And I totally glossed over the specific date, July 4th. "What a weird, weird coincidence.". Second update. "I seriously enjoyed all the funny, heartbreaking, "and relatable stories of the first time. "you experienced your own loss of a hero. "Elvis, Michael Jackson, members of the Beatles, "MLK, Mr. Rogers. "Thank you for your comments. "I'll continue to read them all. "And finally, thanks to everyone. "who shared their own stories of Bob Ross.

"and the influence he had on their lives. "It's awesome that he continues to inspire so many people. "with his art tutorials, love of animals and nature, "life advice and kindness 25 years after his death. "The world is truly a better place because of him. "If anyone is looking for a good watch, "The Happy Painter is on YouTube. "as is this gem Where Are All the Bob Ross Paintings?". I'm gonna have to watch those. - You know, I did a 1,000 piece puzzle. of a Bob Ross painting in COVID. H and I were stuck, and it was one of the hardest puzzles I've ever done.

in my life 'cause it was 99% blue. - Yeah. - I was like, "Whoo! "We're stuck inside.". And I was like, "Everything's blue.". - Yeah. - And, you know, totally opposite, but like that's the biggest thing. Do not lie to your kids. They can tell. That's the other thing. Can you imagine if she's like, "No, Bob Ross is alive and well, and he's happy.". Can you imagine how betrayed she would've felt? It would've been way worse. - Totally.

- So did she break up with... - With the father? I don't know. - Why did Daddy say that to you? - Why did Dad say that shit to you? - Do you guys remember like what the first kind of like, I guess like celebrity or like death. that you like kind of felt actually emotionally affected by. in any way? - Ooh. - Like, there was one that it kind of like hit you? 'Cause I feel like there are like celebrity deaths. that I'm like, oh, that's like really tragic or sad, but it doesn't like affect me. Like, I'm not feeling any... I think the first one for me was Robin Williams.

I think that was the first one that I was like, that is really, really, really sad. - How old were you when that happened? - Oh, I mean- - Two years old. - I was in high school probably. - He was a baby. Yeah, I mean there's been a few. that have definitely just like hit where it's like, whoa. I don't know. I definitely have moments where I'm just like, oh, it sucks like to not have that person, you know? - I have no idea right now. Robin Williams was definitely super, super, super sad. - I think it was also like the kind of the context. of, you know, how he died. - Yeah, yeah.

- Like, it was really tragic. - Massive news. - Probably when JFK died, I was like-. - Yeah. - I can't believe it. (everyone laughs). I'm sorry. Sorry. I really tried to keep that going. - Our next story. This comes from Am I The Asshole? "Am I the asshole for telling my wife to stop playing Roblox. "and do her duties as a parent?". - Damn. Oh damn. - That's dumb, bro. - All right. - I got things to say. Please.

- This is a 36-year-old man writing. "My wife and I have always tried. "to keep the housework pretty evenly split between us. "I, for example, mow the lawn and do laundry and dishes, "and she meal plans, cooks, and picks up/drops off the kids. "Lately this has all changed. "because she has become addicted to a game. "called Dress to Impress on Roblox.". (everyone laughs). "If you aren't familiar, "it's a game where you have to dress your character. "in a themed outfit before the time runs out, "and the other players rate it from one to five stars. "It started off harmless, "just a fun thing she would do during downtime before bed.

"But recently she has missed crucial appointments. "and chores because of this game. "I tried to be understanding. "and gently remind her to do her tasks, "but she would always say she forgot or got distracted. "The big argument happened last night. "when she forgot to pick up our nine-year-old son. "from basketball practice, "which ended-" - Okay. - "Which ended at six o'clock. "I hadn't gotten home yet as I had to work late, "and our son doesn't have a phone, "so I had no way of knowing the situation. "I eventually got home around 7:00 PM.

"and realized he was not in his room. "I looked around further. "and saw that he was nowhere to be found. "I walked into our bedroom confused to ask my wife. "where he was, and found her on her iPad. "playing the game as always. "When I asked her where our son was, her eyes grew wide, "and I knew what happened without her having to say. "I immediately got back into my car and went to pick him up. "Luckily, his coach had stayed after. "to make sure he was picked up safe, "and I apologized profusely. "Apparently he had been calling and texting my wife. "who was the emergency contact, and she didn't even notice.

"When we got home, I immediately blew up at her. "How could she be so addicted to a kid's game. "that she completely forgot our son? "Now she's telling me it was a one-time thing. "and that I'm an asshole for getting angry. "I don't know what to think. "I do kind of understand her side of the story. "as it has only happened one time, "but she has to be a responsible adult. "She can't just completely forget about our child. "who has no way to get home on his own. "So am I the asshole?". Oh my gosh. - That's my fault. I judged a Reddit story by its title.

I was-. - You were like... - Yeah, well, no. Okay, so my instinct here on this title. is that I was thinking that it was gonna be. just like a guy being like, "Ugh, like, get off the dang video game". or something like that. - Dang it. - Yeah. Now forgetting to pick your child up from a thing and-. - That's-. - That's tough. That's pretty bad. - If I was in his position, I would be livid. - Yeah. - I'd be like, first of all, honey, I watch way too much true crime.

An hour? One whole hour. It's getting dark. You're in an open field. - Yeah. - That coach probably was like dying. to get home and open some ice cream up. - This could have been so bad. - Yeah. - This could've been horrendous. - This is really bad, and also she didn't answer her phone. - Yes. - Yeah. - Set a timer, honey. - Yeah. - You wanna do Dress to Impress, set a timer. - I'm also confused. She was on her iPad, and I guess the messages weren't going to that iPad. - Oh. - But it's just like, I am someone who's very forgetful. I don't have a kid, but I am someone who's very forgetful.

I am like, I am setting-. - You always say that. - A million parameters. - You are forgetful? - I think I can be very forgetful, but I set a lot of, like, I create the things to remind me. 'cause left to my own devices, I can forget stuff very well. - And there's tiers of things to forget. Like, there's things that you can forget that's like, ah, I'm annoyed that I forgot that. Forgetting to pick your child up from a practice, like that is like, you gotta be on top of that. - And like for an hour to go by.

- Yeah. - And they can't get in touch with you. I would be livid. I mean, okay. She says it was a one time thing. Sounds like it's not really, but this was a one time thing, and it's like, okay, that person was mad. They have their own reason, but it's like, okay, but I do think they need. to kind of discuss the Dress to Impress. - No, that's pretty extreme. I mean, like, I'm thinking if I'm in her shoes, and I've had moments like this throughout my life. where you're doing something and you're like,

"Oh shit, this has messed up my quality of life, "or it's messed up my responsibility.". - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And I go, "I clearly can't have this. "Like, I can't do this," right? Like, and that sucks, but it's like, hey, like I get too sucked into this. - Yeah. - My only comparison is like sometimes. with like social media, like some social medias, I'm like, I do have timers on like Reddit. 'cause I'm just like, I will scroll. and then be like, shit, an hour went by. - No, yeah, there's a lot of video games that I play. that like, especially something like a roguelike. Like, if I'm on a good run,

I'll forget like time is passing. And so if I'm playing a game. that I know I have a potential to get sucked into, I'll literally set an alarm on my phone and be like, I'm setting a timer for 40 minutes to check back in. with myself to like be like, okay, is there anything that I need to do. or am I missing anything? - And I feel like I've heard you talk about this. and I've heard other parents talk about this. of like you balance things out and you schedule things out. that it's like, hey, now Sunday you have this, like to design it out. where it's like Sunday the kids are taking care of,

play Dress to Impress all day. Like, give yourself that. But you need to be mindful about it. - Oh, we always do that. Like, H will be like, "Can I (beep) off for an hour. "and play 'Diablo' or whatever?". And I'm like, "Yes, go do that. "Can I go do my thing for an hour?". So it's like the big thing is you just have to communicate. But trust me, with the video games, I'll be like, but it's never gotten to a point where, again, he's not picking up our son anywhere. But it's never gotten to a point. where it's just like he's crying and he misses it. Like, it's kind of like, sorry, kids come first.

But again, I also want to try to see her side. Maybe she's really overwhelmed about something. We don't know the context. Maybe she needs to escape from something. Again, you didn't pick up your son. That's kind of-. - It's really tough. - I get why the dad's mad is what I'm saying. - Oh, of course. And it's like what happens after this? Like, is she willing to go, "You know what, I need to draw boundaries on this. "I need to maybe-". - Or just like schedule it out, which I know sucks. - It sucks, but it's like, dude-. - Once the kids are taken care of,

you wanna play Dress to Impress-. - Yeah. - At 10:00 PM, okay. - I know so many parents who play tons of video games. - [Amanda] Yeah. - Like, there is a balance you can strike. - Same. - If I was ever like had to stay late from something, it was like something that I knew was gonna happen. It was like my parents, like they were busy for whatever reason. and it's like, "Hey, like we're gonna be there like 30 minutes late. "to pick you up or something," like that was communicated. But I feel like my parents were always like really. on top of that stuff. And we played a lot of video games. I played a lot of video games with my parents.

We all played "RuneScape" together. - That's crazy. - That's so fun. - My dad, you know a lot of people, I talk about "RuneScape" a lot. My dad is the one that made my "RuneScape" account. And so we would all do that together, but it never-. - And you'd wake him up and be like, "What's the password?". - Yep, yep. And I'd wake him up. And then we would sit. and, you know, we'd all be in the living room. killing the "RuneScape" bosses. I don't know. - That's so fun. - [Amanda] That's cute. - But it never kept him from getting me from a practice. - Right. - So good for him. - Yeah. I think my parents were pretty on it, or they sent someone. It was like, "I'm your mom's friend.".

It's like, okay. Whereas like now, I would never let my son. I'd be like, Mommy has no friends that you know. that would never pick you up. - No, that was the weirdest thing. is getting like someone being like, "Hey, I'm here to pick you up,". and being like an 11-year-old and being like, "This car smells weird. "I don't like the way this car smells.". - Many random people be like, "Hey, I'm your mom's good friend. "Get in.". I'd be like, "Okay.". My mom just-. - Just jump in. - She was a teacher. She had a lot of random friends. - Oh my god.

- Again, I know. - I would never. As a kid, my parents were like, "Anyone we don't know is trying to kill you.". I was like, all right. Don't trust anyone. - Well... Yeah. - The verdict is not the asshole. Comments. "Not the asshole. "This isn't a chore she's blowing off. "This is forgetting your own child. "How could she not even notice the calls. "and texts from the coach? "That's what I'm wondering about. "Is something else going on here?". OP said, "I'm not entirely sure. "how she missed all of the messages. "and phone calls from the coach. "We haven't spoken much since the argument. "I haven't noticed anything different with her.

"But I could be missing things.". Someone said, "Is this real? "She needs therapy if she is so addicted. "to a silly kid's game with avatars. "that she's forgetting her own real child. "This is a scary and serious event for your kid. "And okay, maybe losing track of time, "but missing the calls and texts too? "That's insane. "Not the asshole. "Hope your kid is okay. "He probably felt so scared and abandoned.". - Okay, this person's projecting just-. - [Shayne] Yeah, don't-. - He's like, "I was left for days!". - Your child is gonna be (beep) up forever. - I hope your child is well.

- Yeah, it's like... Yeah, OP responded, "Thanks for your concern. "I'm planning on talking to her tomorrow morning. "because we'll have had a day to cool off and think it over. "I talked to my son in the car after the original event, "and he seemed okay from my I'm perspective.". - He's like, "I'm fine.". - "Obviously a little afraid and confused, "but nothing that should impact him in the long run. "I'll continue to be checking up on him. "and making sure though.". Lastly, someone said, "Not the asshole, but I have questions. "Does your wife work? "What time does she get home? "How does your kid get home when he doesn't have practice? "How many kids do you have?".

- Okay. - "Who normally makes dinner and when do you all eat? "I'm struggling to understand-". - What's your mother's maiden name? - What is your address? - [Trevor] What street did you grow up on? - Hold on, how are babies made? - What was your high school mascot? - Are you available to hang out? - OP responded, "She works part-time. "and usually gets home around 2:00 PM. "We only have one kid. "He gets home on the school bus when there's no practice. "She in the past has been the one. "in charge of cooking and food, "but recently I have started to do this. "because of the events in the post.

"We are usually eating around 6:30 PM.". - I was just gonna say, places to get left at basketball practice, one of the better ones. 'cause at least you can still get some shots in. - Another hour, he's basically LeBron. - Oh, you're so right, it was basketball. - You can get some. extra free throws up. - I for some reason was thinking soccer. - He got one hour better at basketball. - Being outside on a field is a lot worse. than being in a gym. and being able to get some extra free throws up. - Here's what I'm thinking. I just wanna say, I think that she must be going through some stuff, and maybe she's sick of being the one to pick him up.

and do all the dinners. Maybe she wants to mow the lawn. I don't know. But she clearly is escaping from something. - If we're to believe this post though, he's saying he's been doing all the cooking now. - Well, this is just him. - I know. I know with Reddit we get one side story. - That's true. - But-. - No, I don't think he's the asshole. - It is tough where it's like I do tend to like think like, oh, what's going on? I know a lot can be put on a person. And we have a lot of stories where it's like, "Oh, my partner," and then you hear that they're wrong.

- And here's what I will say. I think it's totally reasonable for him to be upset. As someone who has played video games my entire life, I've spent a lot of my life preparing. and knowing that I get way too sucked into games. If this is the first time. she's ever gotten sucked into a game like that, I can understand not being prepared. for how fast you lose track of time. 'cause I know, I can predict like, okay, I'm gonna start playing this game. I know I'm gonna lose track of time. - That's a good point, Trevor. - But if you've never played a game that sucks you in before. and like just being there and being like, oh my god,

I had no idea. - She's not used to it. - Like, I get it. - True. - [Trevor] I get it. - It's true. - That's actually a really good point. - Update. - Yes! Why were you saving that? (everyone laughs). That's insane! - Amanda, we were having a conversation! - Yeah, but... - Hey, say it right now! - Get to it. - One and a half weeks later. - Okay. - "Hi, everyone. "Thanks for all your advice on my previous post. "So I decided to have a conversation with my wife. "the day after I made the post. "about the time spent on video games.

"We talked for a while, "and I tried to bring up important things people talked. "about in the comments. "I saw a lot of people suggesting that I completely block. "and delete Roblox from her devices, and I brought that up. "Obviously she didn't take that well. "I told her it's completely unacceptable. "what she has been doing. "and there needs to be at least a time limit. "set on her device. "I can't control her, "but I made it clear it's a very important thing to me. "and it would damage our relationship if she said no. "After I said this, she agreed to the time limits. "Another thing I saw a lot in the comments was concern. "for my wife's mental health.

"I appreciate people's insight into this. "because it's something I don't really have a lot. "of experience in. "I asked her if she would consider seeing a therapist, "and she said she would think about it. "People were also concerned. "about how my son is feeling after all this. "I didn't realize that it was something. "that may have an impact on him. "I had a conversation with him. "and made sure he understood his mom and I love. "and care for him. "and that nothing like this would ever happen again. "I also have ordered him a cheap flip phone. "so he wouldn't be completely stranded alone. "if these events did end up repeating. "If there's anything I should do.

"or could do differently regarding my son, "please let me know because I don't exactly know. "how to navigate this situation. "I don't want to be too harsh on my wife. "We love each other and it's been made more clear. "after our talk that this should not be marriage ending. "or cause any lasting damage. "If anyone has any further advice or thoughts, "I will be happy to read it. "Thank you.". - I think that he also needs to go to a therapist. and talk this out with a therapist and not go to his wife. and go, "Hey, I shared our very private story with Reddit,

"and I'm gonna come and tell you what Redditors said. "about you and that you need to go to a therapist.". It's also like, hey, why don't you guys go to a therapist together? I don't know. I'm a little bit like, I don't really appreciate his update, to be completely honest. - They need to get an outside expert opinion from a gamer. because I feel like-. (everyone laughs). - We're gonna send Trevor. - I think if two people like don't play video games. and they've never been gamers in their life, like this is a real issue.

and it's something that's solvable. And I can understand from an outside perspective. if someone plays a video game for a long time. and gets sucked into it and forgets their responsibility, someone being like, "What's wrong with you? "How could you do this?". But it's pretty easy. - So you need a therapist gamer. - Yes, a gamer therapist. We need more of them. - Yeah. This story kind of like, it kind of touches on it, but it makes me think of a lot of relationship stories. that we read and it's like, as you said, we only get one side of the story, but lot of these stories are almost written. in a way that it like it almost is like you talk.

about your wife or your husband like they're a stranger. You know what I mean? Where I'm like-. - That's what I mean. - Don't you guys know, like you should know more about each other. It seems like it's like, you don't understand your partner at all. - You're not in tune. I agree with you. It's almost like they're not in tune with their partner. - Yeah. - It's like, go to your partner. - And in that sense I'm like, yeah, you guys go to a therapist. so that you get those spaces to talk more and connect more. - To connect more. That's why I'm like, oh, maybe they should go together. And it's like nothing against the Reddit community, but I don't think that that's gonna bring you closer to say,

"Hey, I shared this, you know, awful event online. "for everyone to see.". And of course now we're reading it on the channel, but like I'm also just like, the person is right in front of you. Talk to them. Again, I don't know their relationship, but like, I agree with you. What is this stranger? - It's just something I pick up on. in the way that it's written. - Yeah. Yeah. - If we met them and we saw 'em in real life, we'd maybe be like, "Oh, you're fine.". - Oh, you're good.

Yeah, you're right. - The way it's written. I'm just like, it just seems like... I don't know, there's just a lot going on. - And I know it's really hard to navigate. Like, you have a kid. You're facing all these events for the first time ever. Right? And you're doing it with your partner. And a lot of different emotions. that you've never experienced can come up. I do know that. But it's also just like, that's why you chose to do it with them. You're doing it together, so like talk to them. Anyways. - This episode of "Reddit Stories" is sponsored by Shopify.

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Go to shopify.com/pitreddit. That's shopify.com/pitreddit. (cash register dings). Back to the show. All right, let's move on to our next story. Our next story comes from Today I (beep) Up. Posted in 2019. "Today I (beep) up by teaching my baby sign language.". - Classic case, man. - Hey, what's wrong with that? - Classic case. - "I go to this mommy and me thing. "every week with my daughter, "not because it's my kind of thing, "but because my mother-in-law paid the membership for a year. "as a Christmas gift to my one-year-old,

"AKA she doesn't think I'm socializing her grandchild enough. "and this was her way. "of passive aggressively correcting my parenting.". - Okay. - "Anyways...". (everyone laughs). Okay. Off to a hot start. - A lot of information. - "Anyways, we go to this thing every week for an hour, "and all the Pinterest moms. "are planning themed birthday parties. "and discussing screen time and sharing gluten-free recipes. "while their kids stare at each other. "But all these kids know sign language, "and I thought that was pretty damn cool. "So I start looking into this. "and try teaching my kid some basic signs for basic needs.

"and it's working. "Suddenly my tiny human. "who otherwise could not effectively communicate with me. "knows how to say 'more' and 'all done' and 'drink.'. "She can call me Mom and my husband Dad. "Holy shit. "Thanks, Pinterest moms. "I take back all the shit I talked about you to my kid. "on our weekly drives home. "Well, today with my husband out of town, "I didn't feel much like cooking, "and since my daughter is pretty laid back at restaurants, "I decided to go out for a quick dinner. "The kid loves french fries and so do I, "so we hit the local burger joint. "and I ordered a beer, a burger with fries, "and a side of fruit.

"The server brings a little styrofoam cup with a lid. "and a straw filled with water for my daughter, "and I set it out of her reach. "so she doesn't Hulk smash the styrofoam and make a mess. "So of course every time she wants some she signs 'drink'. "and every time she wants my attention she signs 'Dad'. "because apparently the slightly different sign. "for 'Mom' isn't as fun for her. "Okay, whatever. "Well, I noticed a couple tables away. "there are a couple of women who are also signing. "to each other, "but they're looking over at us and snickering. "I'm like, okay. "I did like four quick Google searches.

"Maybe I botched some of what I taught her. "It's fine. "But then as the women are leaving, "they stop by our table. "and one of them lays her iPhone down. "with the message typed out for me to read. "It says something to the effect of, "'She's calling you dumb. "'and telling you she wants to drink alcohol.'. "I'm like, wait, what? "So she continues to show me. "that I have in fact taught my daughter the wrong signs, "that there are different signs. "for drink non-alcoholic beverage and drink alcohol. "and by bawling her fist up. "instead of using a flat hand at her forehead,

"my daughter has been calling me dumb instead of Dad, "which was already wrong obviously since I'm her mom. "I can only imagine what the Pinterest moms would've done. "had I shown up next week. "with my kid asking to drink liquor. "ETA, thanks, everyone. "I'm glad you all enjoyed this post. "Please understand that the conversation that took place. "with the deaf woman was totally lighthearted. "They were not correcting our signing to be rude. "or in thinking that I was trying. "to teach my child proper ASL. "They were not oblivious to the fact. "that baby signing is not the same as ASL.

"They just thought my baby was cute. "and used the coincidence to strike up conversation. "and it was funny and welcome. "Also, please note. "that I literally searched baby sign language. "and based the signs off of still frames from Google. "I have no idea how close they were to the real signs. "Additionally, this happened four years ago. "when my now five-year-old was 12 months. "She speaks English well. "for all of you who were concerned for her development. "We were always sure to say the words while signing them. "She now has a baby sister who is 12 months old. "and is signing, which is what reminded me of this story.

"that I decided to share with you all. "I'm new to Reddit and did not realize it was obligatory. "to let you know that this did not happen today. "You can take back your up votes for this as necessary.". Smiley face. Damn, this OP is... - That's so-. - Do not (beep), do not (beep) with this OP. - She's like, "I'm telling the story and I'm in the driver's seat. "I don't wanna hear it, but I wanna hear it.". - Okay, sorry to let you know. it happened five (beep) years ago. (Trevor laughs). - And by the way, this conversation with the deaf people was good. It was lighthearted! - It was a good one!

They were having a good time! - They were having fun! My child called me dumb! - The baby at the burger joint, hey, dumbass, give me a beer. Give me a beer. - My conspiracy is that the baby was signing correctly. and they were literally saying, "You're dumb. "I want your, give me your damn beer.". - So wait, I don't actually know drink for alcohol now. 'cause I know milk, I know Daddy, Mommy, more, all done, and then please. - I don't know. - 'Cause I try to teach Cole and, you know, he does this. (everyone laughs).

I go, "Yay," and he goes (claps hands). - That's awesome. - But I try to do Mommy, Daddy. - Teach him how to ask for a beer. - I love that she was teaching her sign language. What I really wanna dig into this relationship. with her mother-in-law, that because her mom got her mommy and me, she thought that she couldn't be a good mom. - I love that the main issues. with this story have nothing to do with the story itself. It's like, oh, you and your mother-in-law. and you and the people replying to this story-.

- Are not-. - Like, thanks to you (beep) responding. - This mom is, you know, she's feeling all the feels. - Oh, she is-. - Also mommy and me classes, yeah, sometimes they can be a little like, you know, uppity. 'cause you're like, oh, you have a lot of time. on your hands. But also they can be really great too. I did a couple at the library for free. - Nice. - Yeah. It was actually really fun. Moms were just like, "What do I do? "What do you do? "What are you doing? "What am I doing?

"Do you have clothes?". (everyone laughs). I gave this mom like a lot of clothes. Yeah. - That's awesome. - Comments. "Hey, dummy, I want shots. "As a child of deaf parents. "and being a certified ASL interpreter, "I 100% believe this happened. "I've heard and seen far, far, far worse.". Someone said, "Ha ha ha ha ha. "I love it. "We had a girl in my sign language class I took in college. "who was so impressed because she had a sign language name. "from a deaf friend and she showed it to us and the teacher. "The teacher very calmly and straight face said,

"'Your friend named you bitch. "'You just introduced yourself as my name is bitch.'". (everyone laughs). - That's incredible. That's so good. - Lastly, someone said, "As a deaf person, I love this. "Too funny. "I frequently see little kids signing '(beep) you'. "accidentally, when they mean 'thank you.'. "The signs are super similar. "I've definitely had to hold back laughter a few times.". - I think if I'm the mom, I'm not fixing it. I think it's funny as hell. that every time my baby wants to drink, they just ask for alcohol. - I don't think you can fix it. Honestly, I think once that baby has been like-.

- Muscle memory. It's a reflex now. - You're done. You're done. - You can't change it. - I'm trying to teach 'bye bye.'. And so he just goes... - That's kind of what I do. I feel like sometimes I'm leaving and I'm going-. - When people leave and I just go like this. - Enough. Yah! - I love it when kids wave like that. I love it when the kids goes like, "Bye bye.". Like, that's so funny. - I don't think that's what they're doing, guys. (crew laughs). They're going, "Booby.". - I'm talking about like a six-year-old dude.

- You're gross. - Anyways. As a gross person, as a gross mom... (everyone laughs). Hey, as a gross mom. - All moms are gross, guys. - You know what I love is that this is her like first post, so she's like, she's navigating the world. I think her voice is this. I think her voice is-. - I'm navigating the world in Reddit. Figuring it out. - Enough with the up votes. - God damn, you Redditors, take back your damn up votes. - Damn. - All right. - Okay, Shayne's done. No, I'm kidding. - All right, Reddit boy.

- No, I'm not done. I'm moving on to the next story. - Reddit boy, next story. Let's go. - Reddit boy? Oh my god, that's so mean. That's so crazy. - Wouldn't you like to know, Reddit boy? - Reddit boy. (everyone laughs). - Kid seems sketchy. Back to you. (everyone laughs). - Kid seems sketchy. - Classic. A classic. - Back to you. - You know what I'm referencing. - Yes. - Wouldn't you like. to know, weather boy? - Yes, queen. - Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy? - I don't know. - It's an incredible sketch. - It's a really good video.

- Anyways. Our next story comes from Am I The Asshole? - Ooh. - This was posted 2025. Like July of 2025. - 2025. - [Shayne] So, you know. - Cool. - "Am I the asshole for putting a stop. "to my 12-year-old daughter's period party?". - What? - "Let me set the stage. "My wife and I, 43 male, 42 female, "have two daughters seven years apart. "19-year-old was at college in a different state. "when this happened. "Girls are very different. "19-year-old is outgoing, extroverted,

"loves meeting new people, trying new things, et cetera. "12-year-old is shy, a homebody, "finds things she's comfortable with and sticks with them. "In fairness, 19-year-old was kind of like this. "until she was 16 or so. "Maybe it's genetic. "A couple months ago, "12-year-old came to me in my home office, obviously upset. "She stammers a bit, then manages to tell me. "that she just got her first period. "I play the supportive dad, comfort her, "and get her a box of sanitary pads my wife had bought. "earlier in the year, "guessing this was going to happen sooner or later. "and go over the instructions with her. "She goes into her bathroom, does what she has to do,

"thanks me for my help. "I got her some ice cream and Midol, "told her there was nothing to be embarrassed about. "and she could always come to me for anything. "Wife gets home later that day. "12-year-old tells her what happened. "Wife starts crying. "My little girl is growing up, et cetera. "Then asks who should be invited to the period party, "which I only knew of from listening to Burt Kreischer. "If they were a thing when our 19-year-old started, "she never asked for one. "12-year-old immediately closes off, "says she doesn't want a period party,

"doesn't want anyone to know. "Wife tries to talk to her some more, "but 12-year-old ignores her and goes to her room. "Wife tries to enlist my aid in changing her mind, "but I tell her, 'She said she didn't want one. "'Don't worry about it.'. "Two days later I get home from running errands. "and before I can even make it to the stairs, "12-year-old runs up to me. "and asks if she can do her homework in my office. "I'm confused, but say sure, and she bolts upstairs. "At this point, I started to suspect what was going on. "and walked into the living room. "to find that my wife had not only decorated it.

"like something which wouldn't have looked out of place. "on 'My Super Sweet 16,'. "but there were several family friends, all women, "and a few I recognized as neighborhood mothers. "I beckon wife into the hall. "She asked where 12-year-old is, "and I tell her she wanted to do her homework in my office. "She rolls her eyes and starts to move past me, "but I step in front of her. "I say, 'What are you doing?'. "And she says, 'Going to get our daughter. "'It's her party.'. "I say, "'She told you specifically she didn't want one of these,'.

"and she replies, 'Oh, she didn't mean that. "'This is an important time for a girl. "'She needs to know not to be ashamed of her body.'. "I say, 'She's not. "'I already explained things to her. "'She just doesn't want to talk about it anymore.'. "She says, 'I don't expect you to understand. "'This is just for us women.'. "She actually tried to push past me, "but I stepped into the doorway and completely blocked her. "She said, 'What's wrong with you?'. "'What's wrong with you? "'You know how shy she is. "'You knew she didn't want you to do something like this.

"'and you did it anyway.'. "My wife said, 'I told you, it's for her own good. "'We can't let her grow up. "'with a negative attitude towards something so natural,'. "to which I say, 'And we're not. "'I told you she knows what's going on. "'She's getting a handle on it. "'She just doesn't wanna talk about it. "'with anyone else for right now.'. "She says, 'Well, it wasn't your business. "'to tell her about it anyway.'. "I say, 'You were at work. "'Was I supposed to ignore her. "'for four hours until you got home?'. "She says, 'You could have called me. "'I would've come home.'. "I say, 'It still would've taken you an hour.

"'She was upset. "'I knew what was going on. "'I talked her through it.'. "My wife said, 'You don't know anything about it. "'It's never happened to you.'. "At this point, I gave up. "Point to my wife. "No, I've never had a period, "but I had three older sisters. "and a live-in girlfriend before my wife and I met. "Plus we've been married almost 21 years. "I'm pretty well versed. "She, again, tries to move past me, but I don't move. "No, she doesn't want this. "I'm not letting you make her do it. "My wife says, 'Fine, have it your way.'. "She goes back to the living room. "and tells the other ladies the period party is off.

"because I'm being a jackass. "I lose it, follow her in, "and let the women know calmly, but in no uncertain terms. "that I appreciate what they wanted to do, "but our daughter made it explicitly clear. "that she did not want this party. "and my wife is trying to pressure her into it. "Several of the moms frown at her. "My wife starts to backpedal. "talking about how she didn't think our daughter. "was being serious, "but I ignore her and begin taking down the decorations. "Everyone clears out shortly. "And once the coast is clear, "our daughter comes back downstairs. "My wife gives her a half-assed, in my opinion, apology,

"again, saying she didn't think she was serious, "but our daughter also ignores her. "and just starts doing her homework. "in her usual place at the table. "My wife was pissed at me for a week. "claiming I undermined her authority as a parent, "apparently by not helping her force our daughter. "into doing something she didn't wanna do. "and made her look bad in front of the neighborhood moms. "by telling them she'd been doing this. "against our daughter's wishes. "So am I the asshole?". - Jesus Christ. I just went through my whole middle school teenage years.

Like, oh, I'm back. I'm an adult. What? First of all, I've never heard of a period party. Second of all, he is not the asshole. This mom infuriated me. - Yeah. - Thirdly, like she 100% made her daughter's period. about her. Absolutely. I'm like, hey, yes, having your period is natural. - She invited all her friends. - Is it fun? No! Does it hurt? Yes! Do I wanna hide away and wear a bag? Yeah!

Go (beep) off. - No, I-. - This is so annoying. - I really respect, I mean, this is clearly like a very awesome dad. I respect him for standing his ground. and like, you know, being like, "Hey, this isn't what she wanted,". and like trying to respect his daughter's wishes. Like, I think that's really awesome. I think there's a lot of dads. that like wouldn't give a shit. or would like be like, "Okay, whatever, go ahead.". - Also, like wouldn't it make you proud that your husband, you know, stood up and took a stand and was like,

"I got you. "I know exactly what to do. "You can come to me anytime.". Like, I would be like, wow, I wasn't here. I'm sad I missed it, but thanks for taking over. Like, I don't understand this. Why are you in competition with your husband? And I get it. Tale as old as time to be like, "You don't understand. "You don't know what we're going through.". Trust me, I've said it, but it's also just like the man is doing his best. No, he doesn't experience a period, but he's doing his best to try to figure out. how to communicate that with his daughter.

- Yeah. - Weird territory. It's just clearly this-. - Yeah, 'cause-. - Ah. This is complicated. - He doesn't understand. what it's like to have a period, but he does understand what it's like. to not want a party thrown for you. and then people are gonna do it anyway. Like, they're not respecting the daughter's boundaries. It's like the daughter's like, "Hey, I don't want this.". And she's gathering the whole entire neighborhood. for what she feels embarrassed about. - I wouldn't even wanna be invited to that. I'd be like, "I feel like-". - I'd be like-. - Watch a movie with her and have her in a heated blanket. - I guarantee you the whole neighborhoods,

everyone was invited on the premise of like, she's so excited about this. She wants to do this. - Yeah. - Like, I know what my daughter wants, and she wants this. - I wanna ask this mom, did she have a period party? Like, did her mom put on a period party for her? I literally have never heard of a period party. - Well, and he's saying he hasn't heard about it, but if it's a thing that's thrown around on podcasts, it might be a thing she heard about that she's like, "Oh, this is gonna be really cool, "and I'll look cool if I do this.". - To be honest, it-. - It reads as like vlog parent, but I don't think they are vlog parents,

but this sounds like things vlog parents do. - I think first getting your period it's such a weird thing. because it's a very weird timeline. 'cause you may be getting it late. A lot of your friends already have it, so you feel like, what's wrong with me? Or you might get it early and be like, what's wrong with me? It's actually kind of a scary time. - Yeah, totally. When we read the title, the premise of like, we throw a party like for this thing. that you're unsure of and scared of. - Celebrate. It's natural. - That's fine. It's because the daughter has so clearly.

communicated that she does not want this. and they're pushing this. They're making it worse in the process. - Also to like keep it private. If the daughter is like, "Okay, it finally came, yay,". then it's just like, yeah, do your thing that works for your family. - Yeah. This episode of "Reddit Stories" is sponsored. by Hungry Root. Look, grocery shopping is not my favorite thing. I tend to splurge on items I don't need. or I walk outta the store with random groceries. rather than the items I need for a recipe.

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Back to the show. - I feel like also being that age, it's already kind of weird. to be like a pre-teen, teen, whatever, and there's just like a bunch of adults like at a party. Like, when my parents had adults over the house, it was like fine, but I wasn't like, "Yeah, this is lit.". And then the party is for something. that you're really uncomfortable about and don't want. Like, that just makes it exponentially worse. - What are the neighbors gonna talk about? Like, I got so bloated I couldn't fit in my jeans. (everyone laughs). Wait till you get 40. - And that was the '70s kid. Things were different then. - I lost my period completely and got hot flashes.

- All I did when I got a period. was smoke a whole pack of cigarettes. - I eat nonstop! (everyone laughs). - Just you wait! - I had to use a cigarette filter as a tampon one time. Jesus Christ. - My tampon got stuck for two days. (everyone laughs). You're in for it, honey. - Cool party, kid. You wanna come to my menopause party next week? - I can't sleep 'cause I'm dripping sweat! - Hot flashes!

- Let's cut the cake. - I wanna kill my husband. You wanna come over? (everyone laughs). - My husband died, and then I got my period again. - I gotta be honest, you guys are making this party sound pretty awesome. (everyone laughs). - Honestly as a kid, she probably would've learned a lot. She should have went. - Yeah, it would've been valuable. She just didn't wanna do it. - Get in the minivan, we'll have a beer on the way over. - Yeah. - To be clear, I did go to Six Flags when I got my first boner. (everyone laughs). - I was literally... (everyone laughs). - You did? - No. No. - You did? Wait, wait, let's dive into this.

- No, everybody knows when you get your first boner, you gotta go on Tatsu. (everyone laughs). - You're on Tatsu. Whoa! - You gotta do the flip to make it go away. - There's a picture. It's just of the kid who's like... Massive boner. - I literally was thinking. just sitting here quietly being like, what would be the equivalent? Like, if someone threw a kid a boner party? - Boner party! (everyone laughs). - He was so nervous about getting it, but it's natural.

- Oh my god. - Go on Superman. (everyone laughs). - No! - Crazy. No, I'm stuck on the bar! - The inertia's making the boner crazier! - Kid, you gotta put your boner away. There's no way we can get that safety bar up. (everyone laughs). Hey, the safety. Hey. Car two, we can't get the safety bar up. 'cause he's got a big boner. - Stuck on the safety bar. (everyone laughs). Oh my god, guys, we got unstuck from the ride.

Do you wanna go get a churro? (everyone laughs). - Churro! - Churro! - I got a boner! (everyone laughs). - Jesus. (everyone laughs). Now I have no idea what that would feel like. - You wouldn't understand. - Sounds like a blast. Walk on like, I'm so excited about the ride. It's just a massive... Or small. Hey, whatever you got. - It's like your hands, it's doing the wave with your hands. going the same direction. - Puberty I feel like is the first example. of just like things being so unfair.

Like, what women have to deal with. when they go through puberty. and then like boys, it's just like, oh yeah, you just better hope you don't get called up. to go to the front of the class. to talk about something. (laughs). That's the only difficult thing. - That would suck. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Also women getting their period in their pants. Terrible. 'Cause you can't see it. That's the worst. You're walking and you have a red butt. (crew laughs). - Yeah. At least I can see my huge boner. (everyone laughs).

- You wish. - All right. Verdict is not the asshole. Comments. "Not the asshole. "Puberty is an awkward, embarrassing time. "Having your parents shine a spotlight. "on every confusing milestone would be a nightmare. "Imagine a first pube party or a wet dream dinner.". - Ew. - No. - God. - Jesus. Who is this person? - Come on. - At least come up with boner party. (everyone laughs). Someone said, "Not only are you not the asshole, "but you're a goddamn gem for the way you stuck up. "for your daughter and communicated clearly. "even to the partygoers.

"Chef's kiss.". Update! - Whoa! - Lot of updates today. - Update. My wife tried to throw our son a boner party. - Yeah. And we went to Six Flags! (everyone laughs). Update. In the comments OP wrote, "Hey, everyone thought I'd post an update. "Yes, it's quick, but it's just a further explanation. "plus some commentary. "Had to split it into two because it was too long. "Next part is in the reply to this reply. "First, I'd like to thank everyone. "who supported my decision. "Second to those who decided I'm AI. "or use ChatGPT to write this, "eh, nothing I can say will convince you one way.

"or the other, so do your thing, man.". There's a little like emoji there. "Third, I'm not going to divorce my wife. "or anything like that. "She's an incredible woman, "and as corny as it sounds, my one true love. "She's been an amazing mom, "never done anything like this before, "wasn't planning on posting it to social media. "She barely even uses Facebook. "She just made a misstep here. "for reasons which I will get into shortly. "I can't respond to every comment, "but I'll expand on some which caught my attention. "12-year-old did in fact get the talk from wife. "when she turned 12, so she knew what was happening,

"but it was still something she hadn't experienced before, "so it threw her a little bit. "I emailed my two closest sisters. "and they both said in their opinions. "her reaction was normal. "As one of them put it, even at best it can be a shock. "regardless of whether or not you're prepared for it. "because it just happens. "And even if you felt PMS style symptoms, "without ever having felt them before, "you might not guess what they are until afterward. "No, I did not notice the decorations being put up. "I had to go out and run some errands related to my work,

"so I was gone about three to four hours, "more than enough time for my wife to decorate. "Before we had kids, "my wife and I agreed we would treat boys or girls the same. "when it came to bodily functions. "For example, we'd make sure the boys would be comfortable. "going to her with questions or problems if I wasn't around. "and vice versa. "And over the years we would keep up. "with age appropriate literature. "so we'd be equally informed. "Just so happened we only had girls. "Around 10 or so. "when they started wanting more detailed explanations. "of where babies come from and such, "We always conducted such conversations as a team,

"making it clear to each of them they could count. "on either of us. "That being said, there have been some things. "which I never took part in. "For example, the 19-year-old never asked me. "to take her bra shopping. "That was all my wife. "She did, however, occasionally ask me to pick up tampons. "or such in the years before she went to college. "No, our daughter did not wait to tell me. "It happened right after she got home from school. "on a half day. "Wife works 10 hour shifts so she wouldn't have been there, "as I said in my original post, for another four hours. "Our daughter has always been closer to my wife than me.

"19-year-old was closer to me than my wife. "But I was who was available. "I'm sure that if we'd both been around. "our 12-year-old would've gone to her mom. "I wasn't trying to claim the dialogue. "was verbatim what was said. "My memory isn't that good, but the general tone is there. "and some of it I did in fact remember word for word. "So after a few days, "things around the house went back to normal. "My wife cooled off. "Our daughter began talking to her again, "and they didn't appear to have any issues. "except that our daughter began coming to me more often.

"about things instead of her mom. "My wife obviously noticed. "as they'd been very close before this. "and was hurt, but said nothing. "I guess she figured she deserved it. "Finally, one day after I got back from taking our daughter. "to school, my wife asked if she was still angry with her. "I said, I didn't think so, "and my wife just kind of deflated. "She looked so miserable that I actually got worried, "and I asked her if she was still angry. "Wife said no. "Then admitted that she'd (beep) up. "and gotten too into the concept. "of what others here have called menstruation celebration,

"which is a great phrase. "It even rhymes. "She said she'd been so focused. "on making sure our daughter had a positive experience, "that she brushed aside her reluctance to take part. "And in my wife's defense, our daughter regularly does this. "She'll say she isn't looking forward to doing something, "but if she pushes past her shyness and takes part. "nearly always has a good time. "So my wife had thought this was just another example. "of our daughter doing that and didn't take it seriously. "Then my wife said something which threw me for a loop. "She asked me if I thought our daughter hated her now. "I was stunned and automatically replied, 'Of course not.

"'She's just,' and then I kind of trailed off. "because I didn't really know what to say. "Upset was what I finally settled on. "My wife was quiet. "Then I asked her why she'd been so insistent. "since she hadn't tried to do this with our 19-year-old. "No drama there. "19-year-old got hers at 13 while they were out shopping. "It was handled before they even left the mall. "She said when our 19-year-old started, "it was just such a busy day. "that she didn't really have any time to think about it. "beyond quick, let's go to the bathroom so I can help. "And it wasn't until after this. "that my wife really thought about her own first period, "which basically consisted.

"of her being told virtually nothing beforehand. "by her emotionally manipulative mother. "They've been no contact for 15 years. "Barely being 12 when it happened. "And once she did go to her mom, "only being handed a box of pads. "and warned not to get pregnant. "Nothing more was ever said about that between them. "My wife had to learn nearly everything. "from her friend's mother. "Yeah, that old woman is a piece of work. "My wife was determined she wouldn't behave like that. "toward our 12-year-old when it happened. "But as events show, "she basically went too far in the other direction.

"Then she asked me what I thought she could do to fix this. "I told her the truth. "Our daughter probably wasn't going to feel comfortable. "confiding in her again for a while, "but if she really wanted to apologize, "she should tell her what she just told me. "And so she did. "My wife went to pick our daughter up from school, "and when they got home, I saw they'd both been crying. "but also seemed happier. "Turned out I wasn't quite right. "and our daughter had still been harboring some resentment. "toward my wife for trying to push her. "into the period party. "But after hearing my wife's story, "she decided to forgive her. "Only asking that she promise.

"not to do something like that again. "And two months later, this happened in May, "things between them seem to be back to normal. "Maybe not the most exciting resolution, "but I don't think our daughter. "is going to hold a grudge over this. "or has permanently damaged their relationship.". - That was an update. - Yay. - Whoo! - Let me tell you-. - That was an update. - Daughter's harbor resentment. Okay? I come from three sisters. We harbor resentment. We hold onto it for years. Unless there is that interception of a conversation.

Like, I think it was really good that the mom went to her. and said, "Hey, this is what my mom did. "And I just never wanted to be that way. "And I went in the other direction.". Like, kids are resilient, they're smart. They can be like, "Oh, okay, I understand.". I think just like going back to the grief story, like it's really good to start these conversations early. because there were so many times. that my mom would just like do things or be mad. and then my dad would be like, "Well, you know, she's blah blah.". And I'm like, why didn't she just tell me that? I know it's a lot,

but it's like, I think it's better to just, you know, be honest. And I'm glad that she like cut right to the point of it. because she probably would've been mad at her for years. I'm sorry to say that, but it's real. - I think that's a real thing like between parents. and their children, and I'd say even siblings, - Especially daughters, man. - I mean, it's okay if you don't have example. This is a crazy thing to pull. But it's like, do you have examples of like a conversation. that was had about something. that had happened like 10 years prior?

Like, I feel like that does, like, I've heard plenty of stories of people being like, oh, I had a conversation with my dad or my mom. about something that happened when I was a kid 20 years ago. To finally get resolution about it. - All the time. Literally all the time. My mom and I just went through like a major breakthrough. of something that happened when I was a teenager. - Whoa. - And she was like, "You know, I never apologized, "but this is how I was feeling.". And I was like, "I never knew that you felt that way. "And now that makes so much more sense.". And what's funny is that it made me think about other things.

that I've done to like my sister and been like, "Oh, I (beep) that up.". And I once like went to my sister. and told her like I was sorry, and she broke down, and that was like 15 years ago. I'm not even just gonna say women, but like families, you hold onto so much stuff, and it's weird that just going to the source and being like, "This is where I was actually at in that moment,". can solve years of pain.

- Totally. - I'm still working on it. - Totally. - But like I have so many examples of that with my mom. And, you know, with sisters too. I don't know. My family's just a lot of women. and it's like we hold onto stuff. We move forward. We'll have like a great time together. - Totally. - But it's still there. - Yeah. - Yeah. So I'm glad that she did that. because that must must have been really painful for her. to be like, "Wow, does my daughter hate me?". - Yeah.

- Anyways, you gotta talk about periods. - I'm always saying that. - Trevor is saying it all the time. - Trevor, you said that to me this morning. You're like, "You gotta talk about periods.". I was like, totally. - It's like, I'll do this episode if you talk about periods. - What can I say? - It's time for our final story. - Aw. - Whoa. - This comes from Today I (beep) Up. This was posted in February of 2021. "Today I (beep) up by putting my head in a fishbowl. "before my daughter was born.". They write, "There's really not much backstory.

"apart from the fact that my daughter was a breach baby. "and wouldn't turn. "Due to various complications, "we had opted for a planned C-section. "The whole thing in general was just really bizarre. "Like, you pick your kid's birthday just like that. "Anyway, my wife and I tend to be goofy, fun-loving folk. "that are always up for a laugh. "We do a lot of silly things together. "to make each other laugh, "though, as with most men, "I tend to meander into the dumber territory more often. "as you will soon hear. "On the day of the birth. "just as we were about to leave for the hospital, "I pick up this fishbowl style lampshade.".

We have a photo of it here. It's a fishbowl style lampshade. - Oh no, no, no. - "We put it up onto my head because we are boldly going. "where neither of us have gone before. "I just saw it on my way to the door. "and didn't really think it through. "So I immediately regretted this decision. "when my giant ears, my nose, and hair, "I have down to my ass length hair that was in a loose bun, "ended up blocking my head in this thing. "and I couldn't get it off.". - Oh my god.

- "We tried for a bit. "and my wife was understandably over it pretty quick. "because we were going to be late for our baby appointment. "So I made the executive decision. "to not make the situation any more stressful. "than it should have been, too late, "and to just drive to the hospital with this on my head. "and hope that someone at the hospital. "might have some idea what I should do. "As you can imagine, the car ride was a real mixed bag. "of emotions for us all. "We arrive, I do the walk of shame into the maternity ward. "with this bubble on my head.". (everyone laughs). - I'm dying.

- "Holding my wife's hand, "and there's this older nurse who greeted us. "and I could see her dinner plate eyes just screaming, "'What the (beep)?'. "And my wife jokingly said, 'Yep, I'm having his baby,'. "to which literally all the midwives in the maternity ward. "that could see us walk up the corridor. "just started howling with laughter. "And whoever was not visible poked their heads. "around the corner to see this (beep) spectacle. "My wife was then ushered into a room. "where they monitored the baby and her. "A nurse, who was this massive buff tattooed dude, "by the way, so imagine that, "took me to another one of those inspection rooms.

"and got the thing off with some sort of lube/gel. "Anyway...". (everyone laughs). - He's like, "I got this, buddy.". (everyone laughs). - "Anyway, four hours later we had a healthy baby, "and I got hazed by some of the older midwives. "It was really good fun in the end. "Wouldn't recommend, "but it definitely beats any other birth story I've heard. "and broke the ice with most of the staff. "PS, for those of you wondering. "how I got it on in the first place, "here's some handy dandy instructions. "in case you wanted to give it a go. "Get the bun in first, then move downwards over the ears,

"then the nose, "and then push down until the ears get into the rim. "The bun will smush up inside and move downwards a bit. "And voila, you're a jackass.". (everyone laughs). Damn. - I am dying. - He was fully stuck. - I would be in the car like, "I can't believe we're walking in there.". - And he just turns over and just like (grumbles). - Like, she's probably so overwhelmed about a C-section. She wants to get a C-section.

Do you guys know what that is? - Yes. (crew laughs). This is the wrong move, but can I tell you what popped into my head. is if I was in his situation, I would've just like, like smashed my head against the wall. So I'd have been like, yeah, I gotta break it off. - Then you would've been knocked out. - No, I'm protected by the glass. - Glass all up in your-. - I would probably just cut my jugulars and died. - What is wrong with you? You're just like, head off. - Yeah. Decapitated. - Imagine he didn't get it off like before the birth. and then his wife like-.

- Oh my god. - He's like crying and the bowl steams up. It all fogs up and he can't see. Like Mysterio. - No, if we wanna really, Mr. Bean this, on the drive there, a bee flies and flies into the thing. He's just like (yells). (everyone laughs). Or he actually gets, it fills with water and a goldfish. Like, you know, those are the-. - That's where I thought this story was going. - Like SpongeBob in the treedome. - By the end of this story, he should have been on a skateboard rolling down. - Whoa!

- Comments. Someone said, "Voila, you're a jackass. "Best part.". Someone said, "Please tell us you will be getting newborn photos. "with the fishbowl involved somehow.". - That's pretty good. - Lastly, someone said, "You're going to be an urban legend. "in that ward forever now.". - Oh my god. Those midwives are probably so happy. - To have a legendary story at a hospital. that isn't depressing is impressive. - [Trevor] Yeah. - And they probably really needed that laugh. - Oh yeah, probably. - [Amanda] You know what I mean? - What a tough job. - Good for him. Hey, he's kind of a hero. - Hey, you know what?

He's our legend today. - I don't know. It is such a tough job, but I feel like what a joy, they get to see all these new babies. Like, all the nurses, I had like five nurses and they were so, right when Cole was about to be born, they were going like, ♪ It's his birthday, birthday party ♪. ♪ Birthday ♪. And they brought out all these like (trills). Like, whatever those celebration things. They were like, ♪ Birthday party, birthday party ♪. And I was like, "Birthday party, birthday party.". (everyone laughs). And H had like music. Like, they were just, I don't know,

they are the most incredible people in the entire world. Like, I don't know how they do it. I don't. Hours. - What time of day was it? - 6:20 in the morning. - Early morning. - Yeah it was 21-. - It's crazy. You had an 8:00 AM call time that day too. - 21 hours. I got to "Reddit Stories" like... (crew laughs). - Fishbowl on head. - That would be awful. - We had to give Napkin a fake birthday.

We gave him a birthday. 'cause we were lied to about what age he actually was. So we don't know his actual birthday. - Whoa. - Based on how old he was, his birthday we decided to make him an April Fool's baby. - Fun. - Because he's just insane. - You guys are so goofy and silly. - You guys are so (beep) silly. - Hey, talk about you want to know who's silly is Napkin. - Silly guy. - That guy keeps me on my toes. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? He keeps you on my toes. - Right, when you said this couple. was like a silly like, I was like (groans). I'm sorry. - And then you hated him.

- You know those couple like, "We try to make each other laugh.". - They're both the asshole. - Yeah. We're a little quirky. - Everyone sucks here. - We like to do a couple gags every day. (Amanda laughs). - I can't. - Well, that's all our stories. - Oh my god. - The gift of life. - Yeah. Truly. - Yeah, no, I was thinking. about like myself honestly silently and like the things. that I've probably put my parents through. and I'm like, damn, they really were very patient with me. - What's the "RuneScape" password, Dad? - Not mining enough mythril. - Yeah, exactly.

- In "RuneScape.". - Thank you. - Wow. That was so fun. - That was fun. - Thank you both for being here. - Thank you for having us. - And thank you for watching. And hey, we'll see you next Saturday. Goodbye. - Goodbye. - Goodbye. So when are we gonna have that boner party? (Amanda laughs).