Is He Cheating?! | Reading Reddit Stories

- Hello, I'm Shayne. And we're back with more "Reddit Stories.". Today's theme is cheating. or insecurity or paranoia of being cheated on. A real juicy one today. With me are two of the biggest cheaters I know, Angela and Spencer. Just kidding. (everyone laughs). - Rough. - But they're both wearing the same hat. - I was gonna say, we both look like we're waiting. for our flight at an airport. (Shayne laughs). - Look... I got nothing to add. That was good. (everyone laughs).

- This is gonna be fun with you, bud. - I know. - Yeah, I didn't check on what the theme was. until we like got into the studio and I was like, "Oh, it's cheating. Oh.". - And I actually found out what cheating was this morning. - You did? (Shayne laughs). - Turns out I've been doing it for 30 years. (everyone laughs). All right, are you guys ready? - Oh, I'm so excited. - Okay. Here we go. - This isn't "Cheaters Monopoly," you know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Just saying some games to get him awake.

(everyone laughs). - Xbox, Xbox. - First story. "I, a woman 24, found red hair in our, male 32, shower. "I'm blonde.". - I knew you were gonna say that. - "I, a 24-year-old woman, left our house. "for about five hours last night, "leaving my boyfriend, who's 32, home by himself. "Not too long after I got home, "my boyfriend told me he was finding balls of black hair, "so he swept the house. "I thought it was weird, but didn't say anything.

"Once I went to shower, I noticed my shampoo, "which I don't keep in the shower, was on the shower floor. "And when I picked it up, "I found a piece of hair that looked black, "but once in the light, it was very obviously red. "I have blonde/gray hair. "Then when I got in the shower, "there were a few strands wrapped around the shower handle. "Still didn't say a word. "and just started to observe everything else. "There was a charger on my side of the bed that isn't mine.". - No! - "Doesn't use that outlet or go on my side of the bed.

"And then there was nail polish remover. "that he asked if I left it out, and it wasn't me. "I decided to change the bedding. "and was taking my time because I knew I was too bothered. "to go to bed anytime soon. "He kept making comments about me looking for something. "and he knows how long it takes to make a bed, "so I'm obviously doing something else. "Oh, and this phone holder we have. "that was above our bed was moved. "and placed at the head of our bed. "How can I get the truth out of him? "Because I can already hear this, 'I'm not doing anything,'.

"and how everything is just a coincidence. "or something like that. "What would you do?". - Dude, she sounds paranoid as hell. (everyone laughs). No, dude, like the hair alone is like a red flag. - The charger to me is an army of flags. - And that's like, that's insane. It's like, "Bro, I don't know, man.". - I don't know what that is. Well, who's that lady over there? Your husband's cheating on you. (everyone laughs). - They were (beep) and her phone was charging. (Shayne laughs). - [Spencer] Yeah. - Oh no. Yeah, it's-.

- That's crazy. - It's laid out as clear as-. - It's like, "And then I saw footprints.". - Yeah. Saw footprints. And then there was several women. - Yeah. (laughs). - I just wanna read these comments first. "Maybe she left the hair, moved the shampoo, "and left the charger on purpose so OP would know. "Sounds like an escort.". OP said, "No, he definitely doesn't have money like that. "And I know that for a fact, LOL. "He doesn't even have a bank account.". - Dude. And she's 24 and he's 32?

- Yeah. Maybe he doesn't have a bank account that she knows of. - Yeah, that's a good point. - Not having a bank, can you do that? - Yeah. Can... Don't you get one when you become a citizen? (everyone laughs). - No. I mean, you don't. - No. Like... What the (beep)? Like, how do you... Do you just write a check? Like, how do you pay your rent? Just like in cash? - That's kind of wild. I will say-. - Okay, maybe we're really outta touch. and a lot of people don't have bank accounts. And if that's the case, I will go on record and be,

that is a surprising fact to me. - I think a lot of people don't, but I think in this scenario. where she's talking about this guy, to get to 32 without a bank account-. - Oh, it's crazy. - Yeah, like I think if I met someone. in their early 20s and they're like, "I don't have a bank account," I'd be like, "Oh yeah, you should get one." - It's okay, yeah. What I'm obsessed with is this like alternative theory. that whoever he's cheating on her with. is leaving signs for her. - I know. - That's wild. - I'm like, no, I think they're just careless.

Like, I think they're not thinking about it. - If I was the guy, I would try and convince her that red hair isn't real. - Yeah. - That's awesome, dude. - I think that could work. - That's so cool, dude. - Like, well, there's no such thing. (Angela laughs). - "I find it crazy that you were gone for five hours. "and someone most definitely had sex with your boyfriend, "but then charged their phone, did their nails, "and took a shower. "They were not acting like they were on a time crunch, LOL.". 2,400 up votes. Someone said, "You posted in r/Swingers a few days ago.

"saying your boyfriend found that lifestyle appealing. "What more do you need to know to make a decision?". - Whoa! - Yeah. - Bro. - It's clear this guy is just kinda-. - There's the smoking gun. - I think this guy is not thinking or concerned at all. - I love when these Reddit people recognize each other. out in the wild out there. - Well, no, you can go to this person's account, right? - Okay. (Spencer laughs).

- I think I saw you in r/Swingers. - Oftentimes people will click on the account-. - Yeah, you click the username. - And you can go and you can see their history. - And then you see everything they've ever written. - If they've ever commented, you get to see it all. You know, which is nice. Can also be bad for people. There was a guy, Ken Bone is the famous one. - Ooh. You ever heard of that? - He was this guy back when the 2016 election was happening. He was this kind of sweet, like just silly looking guy. in a red sweater and like a red tie.

And he asked a question. that was very like a neutral question. for both Hillary and Trump. And people just thought he was kind of charming, and he became really famous overnight just as like a meme. - Oh, on the debate? - [Shayne] On the debate. - Yes. Okay, okay, okay. I think I know who you're talking about, yes. - And he became super famous. He decided to do an AMA on Reddit, an ask me anything. And he goes on there, he is like, "Ask me anything.". And they're asking him questions. But then people went to his profile, now that he had revealed what his profile was.

And they found that he had commented. on a bunch of pregnant porn, like women who are pregnant, having sex. Like, he commented on all the time. There was a famous quote where it was two women in a pool. and he said, "Two beautiful submarines." (laughs). - I don't remember that. - His stuff was everywhere. But also, unfortunately, he had like some takes on-. - I do remember it was the takes. - Extreme societal political things.

- This is great. - And people were like, "Oh...". Like, his whole like charm was shattered. - Dude, "two beautiful submarines.". That's kind of poet. - That's literally, that's so insane. - But it's like, you know, people can see it all. - Okay, as someone that's been on this show listening. to the insane things people comment on each other's Reddits, the fact that there's a book of it all. and you can go to a catalog of it makes me surprised. that people are still this feral. - Yeah. - And like even when you delete stuff, there's like archives of all,

like pretty much everything deleted. - Yeah. No, you can't... It's on the internet forever. - And people are still mean. - Oh yeah. - People are still. just literally like pouring their like... - It's the myth of anonymity is the problem. Well, I mean, you are anonymous, and it allows for a different kind of-. - Up until you're like, "I'm 32, live in Los Angeles. "and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.". - People find you. People find you. - Yeah. - Anyways, yeah, that... He's not even trying to hide it. I think if she asked, he would just be like, "Yeah.

"Yeah, I had like five ladies over.". (Spencer laughs). - It's also just like kind of crazy. It feels like this woman is on the go. She's like got her charger. She's like, "Oh, I need some nail polish remover.". She's just like living in there. - Yeah. I do still agree with that comment, even if she thinks he doesn't have any money, it's like maybe he doesn't have money. 'cause like he's just spending it immediately on things. I don't know. Next story here. This is a recent story as of reading this right now. This is from Relationship Advice as well. "I, a 24-year-old woman, think my husband, who's 30,

"is cheating on me/meeting up with somebody. "under the guise of getting me coffee.". - Whoa. - "Literally never posted on Reddit before, "but I feel like I have no one to talk to. "I don't want to accuse him without being 100% confident, "but I don't want to tell anyone without asking him first. "Please help. "Basically, my husband and I have fallen. "into an accidental schedule on Sunday mornings. "Basically I like to sleep in, LOL, "and I will sleep until sometimes 10:00 to 11:00.

"11:00 AM. "My husband is a morning person, "and every week he gets up at 7:00 AM, goes on a run. "I hear him return at 7:30-ish, get in the shower, "do whatever he does for a few hours, "and then he goes to a local coffee place. "and gets us breakfast. "He wakes me up every Sunday at 11:00. "with coffee and breakfast. "It's been going on for like over a year now. "A few weeks ago though, I happened to wake around 9:00. "My husband was literally already gone. "I checked his location. "He has mine too. "And saw he was at the coffee shop.

"I figured he just went early, "except he did not return until 11:00 like usual. "When he got home, "I asked him if the shop was busy/did he stay. "and do some work. "And he was just like, 'No, not really.'. "That was weird, but I didn't say anything more. "Until the following week, "I heard my husband doing his routine, "and I stayed awake until I heard him leave. "This time around 9:45. "The coffee shop is 10 minutes away. "He didn't come home until 11:10. "I asked him again, "and this time he did have his work laptop. "He said he worked for like an hour.

"I was so paranoid now. "that I asked to go with him this past Sunday. "He said, 'No, just stay in bed.'. "He wasn't nervous, just more being thoughtful. "When I was persistent, he got mad. "I said, 'I don't care. "'I want to come.'. "And he eventually groaned and said, 'Fine.'. "On the way there, he sent several texts. "with his phone turned away from me. "Am I being crazy or does that sound like cheating to you? "I don't want to accuse him, "but I just can't shake that horrible gut feeling. "How do I even approach this?".

- Whoa. - [Shayne] Yeah. - I feel like we need more info. - Yeah, I definitely need more info on this. - Before I'm about to blow these people's relationship. wide open, I think I need a little more info. (everyone laughs). - Yeah. - This is crazy though. That's crazy. - Yeah. Now look, it's a little sus. - It's a little sus. I totally understand her spiraling a little bit. because it's like, "Whoa.". - Yeah, especially when things like, one thing kind of like, you know, it was like a little thing.

and then, you know, when you try and push back, then you get a little resistance. It's like, I can see where... It's really hard. Once that like thought has been like put out there, it's really hard to like shake it. - It's true. And there's so much... You know, people communicate through body language. more than even verbally. Like, we communicate in ways we don't even realize. - Like, this is crazy. - And I've realized in relationships, the communication with your body language with your phone. is so intense.

Like, there's a simple art. of just like putting your phone down face down. versus face up. - Yeah. - It says so much more than you could just say. in a conversation. - Especially if you believe. that something's going on, right? - But what's also tough, 'cause I've been there, where you're fully suspecting. and then you just start to see the signs everywhere, and then you're like, "Well, wait, am I looking into this too much?". that's a tough spot to be in. And I almost can't blame her for coming to Reddit.

because I'm like, you do just want just a completely outside. But also what's tough is we don't see this. We're getting the transcript, so we are visualizing something different. - We're getting her POV. - Oh, if I walked into that coffee shop with him, I'd be like looking at every single person. that looks at him, and I'd be like... - I'm bring my sniffing dog. - Yeah, I'd bring some dogs. Yeah, I'd bring a pack of 'em. - I bring my boys. (Angela laughs). - My huskies. - So comments here. "Let him go the next two weeks like he was, "let the routine seem back to normal,

"then go spy on the third Sunday, "follow 10 minutes after he leaves and see what's up.". Someone else said, "It sounds like you're being paranoid. "Do you think he's having sex with someone. "in the coffee shop bathroom? "He may just enjoy some quiet time out of the house to sit, "enjoy a coffee, and scroll through Facebook. "Unless he is done anything else to make you suspicious, "I think you have zero grounds to not trust him.". I could see that. But like why not just say that? - Talk about it. - Why not just be like, "I'm gonna hang out the coffee shop alone.". Like, I don't know.

- When she's like, "Oh,". 'cause she knew he was there for two hours, she's like, "Oh, were you there for a long time, whatever?". He is like, "No.". Like, well that's weird. Why are you lying? - I think he has a crush on a barista and that's it. - Whoa. - That's my idea of this is that he likes going there a lot-. - By himself. - He likes hanging out. Maybe he has her phone number now, and they talk a little bit. But besides that, I think it's just a little bit of a crush. - Maybe he spends like, you know, maybe the cheating hasn't happened yet.

- Yeah. - And maybe he's like meeting someone there like... Maybe there's some, yeah. - Yeah. The Nerfs are in the gun. - [Shayne] So there's an update. (Angela laughs). What? - Like the Nerfs-. - The Nerfs are in the gun. Oh, okay. The barrel's loaded. - Thank you. - But you said the Nerfs are in the gun. - Like, yeah. - That's crazy. - The Nerfs are in the gun. - You said the PG version of-. - Yeah. Yeah. (laughs). - [Shayne] Okay. Cool. - I was thinking, you know, yeah.

- We have a little update. - Oh, I love these. - A little one. "So because of these comments, I waited two weeks. "and then asked my sister to spy on my husband. "I know how that sounds.". - It's okay. - "She was down for it though. "Also, some context I should have added is that my husband. "and I live in a big city where there are apartments. "above places like this coffee place, for instance.". - Oh my god. Is there an apartment above the... - Holy (beep). He didn't account for the y-axis. (Angela laughs). - "Anyway, my sister went, "and she said he definitely didn't notice her,

"but he definitely wasn't doing anything suspicious. "She said he got coffee and sat down. "and was scrolling on his phone for a while. "Then one of the barista girls talked to him for a while, "but she said he seemed more annoyed than anything.". - Shut up. - "He sat there for about an hour and then left. "So yeah, that's literally it. "I think I was overreacting. "Sorry for the underwhelming post.". - I love her going, "He definitely didn't recognize my sister.". She's in there with a huge trench coat. and a mustache going...

- Yeah, he clocks her immediately, and it's just like... - He clocks her immediately. - And then when the barista. that he has a crush on comes over, he is like, "Ew, gross! "Get the (beep) away from me.". - Get away. I'm just sitting here reading the Bible on my phone. - [Shayne] Okay. - I'm scrolling on Facebook. (everyone laughs). - So yeah, maybe this guy truly does. wanna go to the coffee shop, be alone. I don't love that he can't just communicate that to her. - Yeah. - Like, I think this pattern will continue, of him not communicating shit and then her being paranoid.

because she has a void of information. - Yeah. - And he's being weird. - Yeah. - So I think that's... - He could be going to that coffee shop to text someone. that's not even at that coffee shop. But that's when he like sexts somebody or something. - The tough thing is, 'cause, you know, I've been cheated on, once you get into that space of paranoia, it's like you can just find all that reasoning. But I also am of the belief of like, if you're in that space where you're paranoid, you have to find, like if you can't solve that. and get outta that space, that relationship won't work.

- Yeah. - Like, you should have trust on a level. that you're not thinking about that. - Him getting upset that she wanted to go to the coffee shop. is like something that's bad. - Yeah. - I would say I'm seeing red flags for this relationship, even if he's not cheating. Like, they need to communicate. I don't think he's respecting her. - Yeah. - In a way is my thought. - Yeah, I think he wants some alone time. if he's not cheating on her. And for that reason, something under the hood. is just something going on. - Yeah. And it's tough-.

- Well, I think it's okay to want alone time. - [Shayne] Oh, for sure. - 100%. - It sounds like you said, no, I'm kidding. Yeah, just like, you know, it's just so important. that you like communicate like, "Hey, like," you know, so it doesn't feel like you're dodging your partner. - Yeah, that's what I think it sounds like. It's like he's trying to avoid her. - Yeah, and that's bad. It's like, 'cause like alone time, nothing better. - Nothing wrong with that. No, no, no, no. - I'm a very introverted person, so every time I'm in a relationship, yeah, I try to communicate of like, "Oh, it's not that I don't want to be around you.

"I don't wanna be around anyone.". - That so happened to me. - Like, I truly just want to, yeah. - Or sometimes in relationships I've been in, like I love doing errands alone. 'cause I wanna be quiet, right? And like I've had relationships be like, "Hey, I'll come with you. "Do all those errands.". I'm like, "It'd just be more fun if I'm just like silent.". - Yeah. - It's like, no problem. I ain't cheating. - It's valid. - Yeah. - It's valid. Yeah. - Red flag. - Red flag. - Red flag on the play. - What? - Flag on the play? - Oh, there you go. Nerf guns in the gun. - Nerfs in the gun.

Flag on the play. - There's no red flags. - Video games. - In football, but-. - Mario. Luigi. - There should be. - There's a red card in soccer. - Football-. - Red card. Yellow card. - "Ocean Avenue.". - Scene. (laughs). - Okay, next story. - Someone give me a word. (Angela laughs). - I'm sensing a pattern here. "I, a 24-year-old woman, caught my husband, "a 33-year-old man, coming home from the neighbor's, "20-year-old woman, coming from their house.

"How do I confront him?". A lot of 24-year-old women writing into Reddit about the 30-. - It's like a lot of like 30 plus. - 30-year-old husbands. It's that tweet, the-. - Oh, the A24. - Dudes in their 30s love films so much. they date a 24-year-old. (laughs). - That's is-. - It's insane. - So stupid. - It's so dumb. Oh man. Okay. All right, so a 24-year-old woman.

caught her husband coming home from the neighbor's house. where a 20-year-old woman lives. "How do I confront him?". - She's got a house? - "I'm at a loss for what to do. "I've been married for two years, "and my husband Chris has been amazing. "I know there is a large age gap, "but he looks young for his age. "and honestly kind of acts young as well.". Oh, then okay. Then it's fine. - Yeah. (everyone laughs). No, dude, it's chill. - Oh, oh, actually, sorry, it's chill now. - Officer. - Yeah. What the (beep)?

- It's just 24 to 33? - 24 and 33. But they've been married for two years. - So they probably got married at 22 and he was 30, and so they probably started dating when he was, I don't know. It's just like-. - No, I get it. I get it. - The age gap I think like smooths out the older you get, but like when you're like 20. and dating like a 28-year-old, I don't know. It's not illegal. - No, but it's one of those things where I'm like, I don't know. I question. Especially now that I'm in my 30s.

- Yeah. - Like the way I see like people in their early 20s, I'm just like, oh, the difference. I'm like, I question the intention. - Totally. - I just question it. - Understandable. But he looked young, so... - Yeah, but he looks young. - I was just hanging out. with my 20-year-old female neighbor, bro. We're playing... - Name, a game, any game. - I have to be honest, I'm biased now that we've read so many Reddit stories. where there's just patterns that start to occur in this.

And there's such a pattern of like men in their 30s. who are dating younger women, they often exhibit controlling behavior. - Yeah. - That's based on the stories we're reading. So I'm biased in that way. Okay. "We met at a bar on my birthday, "and it's been an amazing time until now.". - Which birthday? - Yeah, so I'm guessing they met when she was 21. That would make sense. And then they got married a year later and... Okay. "Yesterday I came home early from work.

"Usually I get home at 4:00, "but I wasn't feeling good and left around 2:30. "As I was driving down our street, "I noticed a man leaving our neighbor's house. "It's a family with a college age daughter, Rachel. "I see Rachel give the man a kiss goodbye. "and figure it's her boyfriend. "When he turned around-". - No! - "When he turned around, it was my husband. "I immediately pull over and park, so he doesn't see me. "Honestly-" - Smart. - "I didn't believe it was him until he walked to our house. "Once he was inside, I drove to a park and just cried.

"I pulled myself together, did my makeup, and returned home, "acting like everything was normal. "Chris was his normal loving self. "He made me dinner, rubbed my feet, "did everything that he usually does.". - Disgusting. - "That before yesterday. "made me feel like the luckiest woman alive. "Now it feels so dirty and gross. "I don't know where to go from here. "I have no proof of what's happening. "I don't know how long this has been going on. "I'm just thankful that we don't have kids. "in case we divorce.". In case we divorce? - In case we divorce. - "How do I confront him on this?". - Okay, here's what you do. You hit him with your car. - Jesus. - But we figured it out before that.

- Yeah, I mean, this plays into the pattern. that I'm talking about. It's like, okay, he has a very clear like intention. for seeking out young women. - Because like when we hear these stories, like in my head I'm like, "Oh, you should just pull over right there and be like, "'Hey, bitch!' and like yelled.". But like I wonder like if my body would be like, "Run away, run away,". because that's really sad and scary and very vulnerable. But she's talking about how does she confront him.

and I mean, she saw it. There's no-. - Saw it. - There's no-. - I don't know if I would be able. to like confront the person. But that's just me. I have like confrontational issues. But like it's like, you know, I would almost just wanna like pull out like, just like wait till they go to work. and then just pull all my shit out of the house. and just like, be like, "Okay. Bye.". Like, "You know what you did.". Like, don't even like give them the satisfaction. - I think there's a lot of situations where the advice, and though this is usually more in situations. where things are, there's threat of like danger or whatever, where it's like, just speak to a lawyer,

get all your stuff ready, and then get out. I don't think I would judge her for that. I mean, she has her answer. - She could do whatever she wants. - She has her answer. Don't be married to this person. You witnessed him cheating on you in a very disgusting way. - Yeah. - And he's a creep. Like, and so just get out. - Yeah. - Some comments here. "Don't confront him. "Call a lawyer. "Do what the lawyer says. "Get your stuff together. "and leave when the lawyer tells you to. "Don't confront him.

"He'll deny it all anyway.". I agree with that. That's very much-. - But also I totally understand wanting to say something. - Oh yeah. - And just watch him see you see that he's (beep) up. - So there's another comment. "He married a teenager when he was 31. "Now he's messing with the teenager next door. "You need to dump this loser immediately. "and never look back.". OP responded, "I had some friends warning me. "about him being so old. "They were right. "Unhappy face.". (Angela groans). Yeah. Yeah. - Are you ever gonna get the reaction you want.

like when confronting someone about their cheating? - I think healing is different for everybody. - Yeah. - And I think sometimes they want closure. and they wanna say something. Some people don't. Like, you're right. Confrontation is so specific to each person. Like, I grew up in a household. where confrontation was normal. But like my best friend, like they don't like confrontation. 'cause it makes them feel a little unsafe, which is fine. Like, it depends on what-. - I'm not typically confrontational. because I view things in the way of like,

what's going to make my life better a year from now? - Yeah. - Yeah. - And I also view it of like, I sometimes can be pessimistic with people where I'm like, if someone disrespects you that much, I'm like, "They're never gonna respect you.". - See, but I-. - And you're never gonna get that response outta them. So I'm like, I'd almost say it's something more (beep) up. in me where I'm just like, "All right, detached from you completely. "And I'm gonna remove you from my-". - I disagree too though. because it's not a response I'm looking for. It's just me responding to what I've seen. I don't need anything from you.

That's why in a lot of situations you see her be like, like the whole, this is a Vanderpump thing, but I don't know if, but like the whole Scandoval, she's just like, she says her stuff and she's like, "I don't need to hear a word from you. "because this is just me taking back my power.". - That's cool. I like that. - So there is that too. - I get that. And I totally respect that. - It depends on the person. - I've never judged people for doing it, for confronting. I'm like, "Yeah.". And in fact, in a lot of ways I'm like, "Oh man, that's really awesome.". But yeah, I think I am of the viewpoint.

of like what's best for me, and they're doing what's best for them in that situation. I've just never seen someone actually change from it. It's sad to say. I'm just like, when people are that far gone, I'm like, I think they can change. It's just gonna take a decade. - I agree with like the sometimes when it's too far gone. But I also do see like, you know, there have been times. where, you know, not to get too like specific, but like, you know, even like here. when it's like someone does like confront me.

about something like earlier rather than later, and like it does help you work through it. - And it changes behavior. - And it helps you like-. - But you're a good person. - Well, thank you. - And you respect the people. who are bringing that to your attention. - No, for sure. Like, and it's like, and I think it is figuring out. that like communication style, 'cause like confrontation was never my communication style. and, you know, so when I do encounter people. whose communication style it is, it always like kind of scares me. - Yeah. - But then afterwards I'm like, I'm glad. 'cause it's like, well, you know, that helped you kind of like talk through it. - It's just a familiar thing.

Or if it's not, it's-. - Confrontation amongst people who respect each other, I don't even view that as confrontation. - Yeah. - I view that as communication. - Yeah. - Confrontation in this regard. when someone shows they're lying. and disrespecting you to such a degree. where they can actively cheat on you. and then come home and be rubbing your feet and like, when it's at that level, I'm like, "Oh, so we are not in love, "there's no connection here, there's nothing.". Like, that's where my mind goes. But I completely agree with what you said.

- Yeah. - I do think confrontation can be valid. I think she's allowed to do whatever she wants. - Yeah, she's allowed to show her hurt just like he, you know, yeah, she could do whatever she wants. that's healthy for her. But that's hard when you're that heartbroken. Gosh, that sucks. - That's a bummer. Yeah. All right. Moving on. "I, a 34-year-old man, failed a TikTok relationship test. "and my wife, a 32-year-old woman, is upset with me.

"How do I make it up to her?". - Let's talk about the problematic age gap first. - Yeah, two years. Whoa. This comes from Relationship Advice. This guy's just seeking advice on what to do here. "My wife and I were recently at a local mall. "when we were approached by a couple of younger guys. "with a microphone and a camera filming content. "for a TikTok channel. "They asked us if we'd be okay answering a couple. "of questions about each other and being posted online. "It sounded fun.

"And I've seen videos in this vein before, "so I said, 'Sure.'. "My wife said okay as well. "They asked us questions about each other. "First basic stuff like eye color or favorite food, "but quickly getting more specific and niche. "I don't know if it was being put on the spot. "or just me being off my game so to speak, "but there were several questions I couldn't answer. "immediately or correctly, "like our anniversary or her parents' names. "or if she has any allergies. "My wife is beyond upset. "and says it's clear that I either don't listen to her. "or don't care.

"I know why she feels that way. "and I totally understand, but she's wrong. "I do care and I do listen. "I just couldn't remember those answers in the moment. "I'm planning a trip for us over spring break. "We're both teachers. "But now I just wanna solve this. "before I surprise her with a trip. "What should I do? "How can I show her that I do care?". - Well, he's clearly cheating. - I was gonna say, I get served the TikToks where people, they're at the mall and they have them switch phones, and they look through their messages and stuff and-.

- Whoa. - My theory is often that I'm like, "Oh, this has gotta be staged.". But I guess not. I, being in this industry, would never agree. to being on camera from some random people at the mall. I would just be like, "No. No thanks.". - They're at the mall. Wow. - Can we go over the questions again? - So the questions that he failed-. - Parents' names. - Parents' names, their anniversary. - Her name. No, I'm kidding. - Yeah. Her name. Their anniversary, her parents' names, and her allergies.

- Parents' names? - [Shayne] That's pretty bad. - That's kind of crazy. - That's pretty rough. You're, you know... Yeah, they're married. It's like, "My wife and I.". It's like, you probably should know her parents' names. But what he's saying is maybe he was just put on the spot. He's nervous. - That's what it feels. - If he's not a performer. I think for us it's hard 'cause I'm like, "Oh, like whatever, you're there.". But for a lot of people they're super nervous. and you kind of, when you're put on the spot,

you can kind of blank. - Adrenaline sometimes hits people in weird ways, and then you're like, "9/11 didn't happen in,". you know what I mean? - Yeah, yeah. Exactly. - I have blanked on dumber things. - Yeah. - And, you know, being asked questions. with very simple answers sometimes. is not as simple as it seems. - Yeah. - Was that profound? - Profound, my guy. - I would say because these sound so obvious, it's like, okay, yeah, maybe you were nervous.

And he feels really bad about it. - Yeah, like... He shouldn't be worried about the trip he's planning. That sounds sweet. - Yeah. I just hope he can remember her birthday. when he types in the plane info. - They show up to the airport and he is like, "Oh, I forgot what planes are.". (Spencer laughs). - Sir, is this your flight? I don't know. - I have no idea. I don't know who I am. - She's allergic to peanuts. He's like, "She'll take some.". (everyone laughs). - Here. Take some. A couple comments here. "Do you struggle answering quickfire questions?

"Like, if someone asks your age, "you have to assess what's been asked fully. "before thinking about it, then answering? "Do you struggle with auditory processing?". OP said, "Not usually.". 415 down votes. (everyone laughs). We're just like, "Boo!". (everyone laughs). - Just answering a question truthfully. and everyone just be like, "No, dude.". - Someone said, "Try learning her parents' names. "and the things that will kill her. "That's a good start.". Someone said, "Dude, when you said the questions were niche,

"I was thinking stuff like, "what's her favorite okra based recipe, "or which member of the Avengers does she think. "is the best with cats? "Not when's your anniversary?". That is true. He did say like, "The questions got really niche. "Like, what's her parents' names?". - No, this guy just sounds legitimately just kind of dumb. (everyone laughs). Like, that's like the ultimate problem is just like, yeah, I don't think this guy's super smart. - Yeah. - Or this guy just like really doesn't know what happens. when you put a camera in his face and he's like (stumbles).

- It's one of those two things, right? Like, it's obviously... Yeah. Mm. He probably could have saved himself in the moment. if he was just like honest of like, "Sorry, I'm really nervous. "I'm blanking right now. "I'm struggling to-". - Yeah, if I were her, I wouldn't be upset. if he answered those once the camera guy left. and he was like, "No, obviously your mom's name...". - Right. - But like if he really-. - Obviously your mom's name is (grumbles). (Shayne laughs). - Obviously I know that you're allergic to (mutters).

and I know that your mom and dad's name is... - Obviously, your mom's name is ah... - Obviously your mom's allergic to peanuts. - Obviously we'll say your mom's name on three. One, two, three. Deb... - Deborah. Deborah. Right. Right. I don't know. That sucks. - Yeah. Best of luck to him. - Yeah, dude. Good luck, man. That's a bummer. - I don't think he's cheating though. - He's not. - No, I think he's too dumb. (everyone laughs). Couldn't pull it off. - She'd be like, "Am I your wife?".

I don't know. - You got there. - [Shayne] Yeah. (everyone laughs). All right. - If I don't get to a joke within half a second, Angela's like... - That's not true. That's not true. It's like when a football player's ball's. like fumbling in their hands. (Shayne laughs). - Shayne, football. - Oh, I get it. - I'm sorry. - My ultimate takeaway is still, I'm like, if some TikToker with a microphone comes up-.

- Walk away. - Just say, no, man. - Those small mics. Walk away. - 'Cause the only ones that go viral. are the ones that go bad. You're never seeing a positive one. where it's like, "We traded phones. "Oh, looks like there's nothing on them.". (Spencer laughs). They're not gonna air that one, man. - [Spencer] Yeah. Good point. - Anyways. All right, next story. This is from yesterday. - What? - Posted on Relationship Advice. - What? - So we could still solve this. - [Shayne] We can solve this. - We can comment. Smosh comment.

- Oh whoa, this title is crazy. Okay. "I, a 28-year-old woman, "think I just watched my 33-year-old husband cheat on me. "during a threesome. "Is that what just happened?". - Whoa. - "I actually don't know what to make of this. "I'm so confused and honestly hurt. "I'm not sure that anyone will have any advice, "but please, if you do, I need someone's help. "My husband and I for the majority of our relationship. "have been very open to non-monogamous sex.

"Never by ourselves, but with each other and another person. "Over the years, we've had many threesomes with other girls. "and we've both very much enjoyed it. "For the past like two-ish years, "we've had one standard other girl who we would see a lot. "We stopped seeing her. "because she wanted to explore more serious relationships. "and that was totally fine. "Since then, my husband had been very interested. "in trying it out with another specific girl. "I was open to it, obviously, "and we met with her several times. "She was very attractive, kind, and confident.

"with this whole thing, which is important. "because I hate the shy personas some girls have. "It makes me feel weird. "I thought she was a great match. "Yet, when we had our first encounter, "I realized quickly I was more a bystander. "than an active participant. "I literally felt like that scene in 'Friends'. "where Ross says he was just there. "with Carol and Susan, LMAO. "She was all over my husband, "which okay, we're literally having sex, so fine.". (Spencer laughs). "But it was just entirely too much. "Every time my husband tried to make her include me, "if you know what I mean, she simply wouldn't,

"even though we all said prior that all of that is fine. "And when they were having sex, I could have thrown up. "It was so intimate when it never is like that with me. "The way they were looking at each other, "it brought tears to my eye.". - Oh. - "I was literally sitting there on the bed. "completely naked, watching my husband make love. "to another woman, not (beep) another woman. "because that doesn't bother me, but make love to her. "I asked my husband afterwards what that was all about, "and he admitted that she was a little too into him. "and not enough into me,

"which is his entire turn on anyway. "We both said she's probably not a good match. "and that sucks. "But he says, it's not that big of a deal. "To me, it's a big deal. "I feel horrible. "I mean, I know we have an unusual situation, "but like you would feel horrible too, right? "He's apologized, "but I just can't get that image out of my head.". - Holy moly. - Wow. - Y'all need a therapist. It's giving therapy. I fear this is beyond us. - Oh yeah, it is absolutely beyond me.

- Actually, actually-. - Let's talk threesomes, guys. I'm kidding. - Actually let me cook on this. I think I can fix this. - Let me a dude-. - Wait, psychology degree. - Yeah. - Shayne's like... - When I was getting my bachelor's in psychology. and we took a threesome class. - Yeah. (Spencer laughs). Oh yeah. Those are-. - [Shayne] No, I think-. - They come in three parts. - [Shayne] Legitimately, I think... I think they could talk to a sex therapist. A sex therapist would be like, "Yeah.". - The only thing that made me go, "Hmm,".

is everyone else they met together is what it sounded like. Their thirds were like sought out by both of them together. And she said this was the first one he brought. to her attention. - "Trying it out with another specific girl. "I was open to it, and we met with her several times.". They met with her several times. - Yes, but he brought. I mean, I don't know how the other ones started, but that would be my only thing is like, moving from just aside of what went down in the sex,

but it's his relationship to her, and if there's any validity in that. - Yeah, it's tough 'cause, you know, I'm a monogamous person, so like my viewpoint on this, like, I know a lot of people who are in polyamorous relationships. or relationships where they're open to this type of thing, and, you know, a lot of people really can make it work, but they make it work through just so much communication. I think that's what's needed here. I mean, he was very fine afterwards of being like, "Yeah, she was way too-".

- Yeah, and if she trusts that and believes him. and he doesn't show anything sus after... - Yeah. - Yeah, I mean, it's like, how do you, it's such a subjective experience. - Yeah. - And it's really something. that they kind of need to communicate about. - Right. - Her feelings are so valid. - Yeah, no, 'cause it's like you can't deny when like, even when something's really subjective like to you, it's like, "Well, yeah, I still felt that feeling.".

So it's like-. - You can't deny. You felt that way. No matter what that's valid. - She was hurt. - But at the end of the day, I'm just like, make sure he is not going to the coffee shop with her. That's it. - Yeah. Make sure he's not scrolling Facebook in the coffee shop. - Yeah. - Yeah. Some comments here. "Why didn't your husband call it off. "after she wouldn't include you?". OP said, "You know, I was thinking the same thing. "She was still trying to include me and so was he. "And he did, but it was just so off.". Someone else said,

"I thought you said earlier she refused to include you?". OP said, "I don't wanna say anything specific sexually, LOL. "I mean, she was including me in some ways, touching me, "and not in other ways, "what we actually all want and agreed on.". (everyone laughs). 167 down votes. - That's the funniest joke. - What? - He goes. - Yeah. Yeah. Someone said, "Yes. "Good to keep explicitly sexual remarks.

"out of a conversation about, checks notes, "your husband having sex with another woman. "in front of you.". Someone else said, "Unfortunately this is a risk you take. "when you bring another person into the bedroom. "You should have said something while it was happening. "I'm so sorry.". OP said, "Yeah, I guess it is just the risk. "Thank you though.". - Yeah, like you're batting range-. - Yeah, but thanks, bro. - Yeah, I mean, yeah. - If you're like having a lot of threesomes, I feel like you're batting range. for one being kind of weird makes sense. if you're doing it a lot.

- I mean, the thing with like, I mean, sex probably generally, but also threesomes. is like there isn't really like a rule book. And it's like a lot of it's like subjective, and it's like, you know, your communication. with that other person. and it's like, you know, what are you comfortable with, blah, blah, blah. - Right. Yeah, most of the threesome stories I've read on Reddit. are people trying it for the first time. and it goes horribly. It's become like a joke on subreddits of like, well, here we have another one of these.

But this one's very different. 'cause it's like they've done it a ton of times. - Yeah. - It feels like that person's not meant. for her and her husband. - Right. And he has seemed to agree to that. I mean, if they both trust each other, it's like, okay. - Yeah, this is a problem if he brings her back. or he keeps talking to her. or their threesomes only exist in a world. where this woman also does too. because this woman's clearly a trigger and has-. - Right. It wasn't a fair exchange. - Yeah. - I think she needs to talk to her husband. I think they would benefit from talking to someone else.

I don't think it's hopeless though. I think like-. - No, it sounds like he-. - I think they can absolutely communicate. and figure this out is my opinion. - Hey, best of luck. - I do think it's funny that she's like, "I don't wanna talk, "I wanna keep explicitly sexual remarks. "outta the conversation.". It's like, well, then we don't really know the situation too well. But her feeling-. - I get the vibe. - Her feeling is valid. Her feeling is valid, I think. - Yeah. - Damn. That's tough. - Yeah. - Yeah, I've rarely read, actually, I don't think I've ever, nobody's gonna come to Reddit talking about-.

- Threesome worked out perfectly. Everyone felt loved and included. - Threesome was sick as (beep)! - Submit. - Yeah, no. - That's on r/Threesomes. R/ThreesomesThatWentWell. (everyone laughs). - I bet you it exists. - 'Cause why type it out, you know? - Okay. Next story. This comes from Petty Revenge. - Hell yeah! My favorite chapter of the book. - "My boyfriend cheated, so I ruined a childhood friendship. "I would like to start this off by saying.

"that this isn't something I am proud of. "It was the one and only time-". - They might be a little proud of it. - But I am posting it on Reddit. (Spencer laughs). "It was the one and only time. "I had ever done anything like it. "I told my partner from the beginning of the relationship. "that if he ever cheated on me, "I would sleep with his best friend.". - Okay. (Shayne laughs). - All right, you had us in the first half and now-. - That's just like crazy. - Now we're in an early 2000s movie. - Okay, if I, I would never, and I never have and I never would cheat on someone,

if someone said that to me, I'd be like, "I'm out.". That's a crazy thing to say. - That's a crazy thing to say! - I'd be like, "All right, what?". "I told my partner from the beginning of the relationship. "that if he ever cheated on me, "I would sleep with his best friend. "He had mild insecurity towards his friend being into me, "so I figured it was the perfect revenge. "as they hung out almost every single day. "and were friends since they were children.". - Lord. - "Every time I would say that to him, "he acted very shady a lot, "so I was suspicious he would get all weird.

"Nine months into our relationship, "I found out he was cheating on me the whole time. "I of course went through with my threat. "and messaged his friend asking to hang out. "I slept with him that night and ruined their friendship. "They haven't spoken since and that was 2.5 years ago. "Please don't message me inquiring about sex.". (Angela laughs). I hate all of these people. - Yeah. - I truly hate all of them. - I don't know, I think they're all awesome. No, I'm kidding. (everyone laughs). - Except the third friend who was just like, "Dude, she wants to bang.". - Dude. Our friendship means nothing.

- That friend waited no time. - Part of me is like, you know what? She gave the threat, and she did what she threatened. - But she also threatened it a lot. - I'm kidding. I'm kidding. This is bad. - She didn't just say it once. She threatened it a lot and she threatened it. because she knew he was insecure about his friend. - Those are two people that shouldn't have been together. - Don't be with someone! If you're in that space, like break up. What are you doing? - Whoa. - This is giving they're all like 18, and it's like. their first relationship. - That's true.

Like, these are young people. - That's true. - It's giving like they're excited to do something wrong. - Yeah. - Just zero commitment, zero like actual, but that's crazy. - That's crazy. - That's all crazy. - She messaged him that night. - Yeah. Yeah, and he slept with her. that night. - That night. - They were just like immediately. - They're like, "Let me just finish my algebra homework.". - There's zero loyalty. I mean, yeah. I just don't love like the whole like manipulation.

that like, oh, here's what's you're insecure about, so I'm gonna threaten that. - No. And like-. - That's so bad. - Don't be in a relationship then. - Sometimes we have to be very clear, like obviously cheating is bad. in like a very like a known way, but this is like a different surprising way of being crazy. - No, I mean he cheated. I don't like him either. - Yeah, no. - No. Everyone's bad. - Everyone is bad here. - Comments. "Well, you are a woman of your word, "and you can't say he wasn't warned.".

- Yeah. - Fair. - Yeah. No, sure. - Someone said, "Isn't that kind of a weird thing to say. "at the beginning of a relationship?". - Yeah. - "If you wanna make your partner insecure, "tell them you've already decided who you're going to (beep). "if things go bad. "I have no intention of cheating, "but would still hate being told this. "Something tells me this whole relationship. "was toxic from day one.". - She goes, "This was a really good first date. "I'm really loving what we're doing. "Here's a list of people I will sleep with in your life. "that will ruin you if this doesn't work out.". - Who are you most jealous of?

Okay. - Just for me to know. - Like, I would be scared. Like, imagine you go on a date with someone. and they're like, "Hey, if you ever cheat on me, "like I'm gonna (beep) your friend or your best friend.". And then I'm gonna be like, "Well, like even if I don't cheat on you. "and just like we break up or like something happens,". I'm like, "So that's just like in your, "like you're just kind of okay with that.". - Yeah, that's so true. - Yeah. - Starting any relationship off with a threat, I wouldn't say is a good move.

- It's bad advice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't do that. - Yeah. - Another comment here. "I have one question. "How many times did you bring it up to him and why? "Was it outta the blue or was it brought up in conversation? "Technically two questions, I know.". OP says, "Countless times, and it would be either randomly. "or when I would try and talk to him. "about my suspicions of him.". - Randomly? - [Shayne] 181 down votes. - Yeah. Okay. - I am hopeful that this is all a fake story. 'cause this just seems now nuts. But I also know that people like this exist. - Dude, hear me out. Threesome? - Oh.

(Angela laughs). Someone said, "No wonder he had insecurity. "toward his best friend. "You kept telling him you'd sleep with him. "I'd be out the door if my partner threatened to sleep. "with my best friend for something I hadn't yet ever done, "especially if they threatened it countless times.". - I haven't yet ever done that, babe! - My initial thought if that was threatened, I'd just be like, "Oh, so you want to have sex with him.". - Yeah. - Like, "You're going to cheat on me.". - Yeah, I feel like she doesn't even need to threaten it. if they bring it up multiple times. - It's just not something you like-. - No, it's weird.

Weird as hell. (Angela laughs). Super weird. Especially bringing it up countless times. I'm just like, I don't know. This is my view now after so many experiences in my life. of just like if you're that suspicious, don't be in a relationship. What the (beep) are you doing? You're wasting your time. - Yeah, just bang their friend. - Just bang their friend. - Okay, we have another one. This is also from like yesterday. - These are piping hot. - These are from the oven. - People be cheating right now. "A 30-year-old woman has named her son.

"after my husband, male 32.". So OP is writing that another woman has named her son. after her husband. - It's his sister. - That would be the only situation. - I know. (laughs). - "My husband is from Slovakia. "The last time we were there visiting family, "his cousin took him out for a drive around the village. "I had food poisoning, so I was sick in bed. "while they were out touring the village. "When he got back, "he told me his cousin took him to this apartment block. "and called some girl that my husband used to hang out with.

"She came out with a child in tow. "Turns out the boy is named after my husband. "He was confused as to A, why the kid was named after him. "as he hadn't seen this girl since he was a kid, "and B, why his cousin took him to say hello to her. "Bearing in mind this is a tiny village. "with no opportunities in Slovakia. "So I'm guessing as a kid he made an impression on her. "I'm not sure how I feel about it. "I don't speak Slavic either, "so I don't understand what they were saying. "or even if they talked about it when he got back.

"He didn't have to tell me about the encounter, "but I'm scared the kid could be his. "He was in that village without me in 2019. "and he said the kid is about five or something.". - The dates. - "I trust him, "and it's probably my anxious pregnant mind in overdrive, "but what if that kid is his? "We have an eight-year-old-" - She's pregnant? - "We have an eight-year-old, three-year-old, "and another baby on the way. "I guess I'm posting to see what others think. "If this kid was his, "then why isn't that woman asking him for money? "He has no social media at all,

"so I can't even check her out. "to see if the child looks like him. "My husband didn't have to tell me about this at all. "I'd never have known. "He thinks it's weird too that the kid is named after him. "He said if I'm concerned, "he will arrange to meet up with her. "and the kid next time we're in Slovakia. "Edit, the kid is 100% named after him. "According to my husband, "this was confirmed during their conversation. "when she introduced the kid to him. "Hence the title of the post.". - This sounds like a crazy horror setup. - This is crazy. - Yeah, you're so right. Next A24 movie.

- Yeah. - So he was in the same area as that woman. - Yeah. "He was in the village without me in 2019.". - Bro, were you in the village without me? (Angela laughs). - Just trying to see if you were in the village without me. (Spencer laughs). Uh-oh. - Okay. Two possibilities I feel like is, you know, he's being very upfront with her. - Yeah. - Of just like, "She named her son after me. "You know, it's weird.". Whatever.

Maybe if it is his kid, he's probably trying to play 4D chess of like-. - He's like, "Whoa! "This is crazy." - If I'm super upfront. and talk to her, she then will think like, oh, I'm on board with you. This is crazy, you know? - Oh. - [Shayne] But... - I want to go with you. - No, I want to go. Comments. "There's a big difference between being named after someone. "and having the same name as someone. "Did she specifically say, 'I have named my son after you,'.

"or are you and your husband assuming?". OP, "Yes. "He said that the exchange went something like this. "Husband: Is that your son? "What's his name? "Slavic girl: Yes, his name is husband's name. "Husband: Really? "Is he named after me? "Just kidding. "Slovak girl: Yes.". Wow. - Maybe they got different humor over there. - Maybe extremely dry humor. - And she's like, "Yeah, I named him after you.".

She's like, "You piece of shit. "Of course everything's about you.". (Spencer laughs). What's crazy is there is a world. in which she just liked that guy's name. - But she named him after him. She didn't just take the name. - I know. - She's not saying like, "Oh, Charles is a great name, "so I named my son Charles.". It's like, "I named him after you.". - Maybe it was like her first childhood crush, and you never forget that one. - The last comment. "Okay, so to recap. "The baby is specifically named after your husband. "Your sister-in-law took your husband.

"to visit this woman and child specifically. "Your husband visited in 2019 without you. "Yeah, if the dates line up, I'd be suspicious too.". - Yeah. I think so. - It doesn't... - It's a little crazy. - Unfortunately all... The element actually that I'm most suspicious of. is the sister-in-law taking him-. - Taking him. You're right. - Specifically to meet her. - That's what got me just there. - I'm like, "Mm. That's weird.". If I were her, I would talk to the sister-in-Law. Sorry. Not sister-in-law.

They wrote sister-in-law, but it's the cousin. But the cousin took him specifically. to go see this woman and this child. - Yeah, a trip specifically to go visit a child. - Yeah. I would talk to the cousin. If I was her, I'd talk to the cousin. - Call the cousin. - And I'd be like, "What's the deal with this kid?". - Why did you do that, man? - Why did you do that? - Yeah, a lot of unanswered questions. I'm hooked though. - Me too. I'm hooked. I'm ready for episode two. - Yeah, no, this could all be a cult, and they're about to get sacrificed.

- Yeah, yeah, no, that's what like, it's like, that's like how they get you in. They like have a kid and they name it after you. - Yeah. - And the dates lined up. You were here. - [Shayne] Right. - Dude. - And then they go back and the kid doesn't exist. - Yeah, the kid is actually like a 30-year-old man. - And he looks exactly like you. - Yeah. - Yeah. And it's him. (everyone laughs). That's your husband. What? - William Defoe. - A lot of questions on that one. Hopefully we get some answers. - That's wild. - I want updates. - I want an update.

- Okay. Next story. It's a 23-year-old woman. "My boyfriend, who's 25, sent me a nude, "but I'm not sure it was for me.". ♪ Bum ba da da da, da da ♪. (everyone laughs). ♪ Womp womp womp ♪. ♪ Whah ♪. (Angela vocalizes). - "I received a nude from my boyfriend yesterday. "when I was outside. "Not to be too graphic, "but it was a pick of him naked in the bathroom,

"in front of the mirror.". (Spencer groans). - I'm gonna be sick. - Gross! (groans). - Was his penis out? - "The thing is that in our two years of relationship, "he never sent me any nude. "We've sexted from time to time, but that's it. "It has never been an issue for me. "since we have a pretty good relationship and sex life. "What was very weird also is that he wrote, "'In my bathroom, as you asked, cutie.'". Oh. - Got 'em dead rights, bro. - Oh no! - With a kissy heart.

- Book him, boys. - Book him, boy. Send in the cops. - "I'm trying to translate in English the best I can. "because it's not our language. "That was so weird because I never asked for it, "and he has never called me cutie ever. "He has a whole other nickname for me.". - Uggo. - [Shayne] "Also why did he say something like, "'In my bathroom'?". - Sorry. You have to hear what Spencer (laughs). - What? - He has a whole other nickname for me, and Spencer goes, "Uggo.". (everyone laughs).

- (beep) ass. (everyone laughs). - My wife, in parentheses, who I hate. (everyone laughs). - Who is ugly as shit. - Who is ugly and who I do not like. (everyone laughs). - Okay. "Has a different nickname for me. "Also why did he say something like, 'In my bathroom'? "Of course I know it's our bathroom. "We live together.". (Spencer laughs). - Oh my gosh. Yes. - "I thanked him and told him that I enjoyed it, "but he didn't respond.

"When I got back home, I talked about it again. "I just told him it was great to do that, "even if I didn't ask for it, as he said. "Honestly, he felt really uncomfortable when I mentioned it. "His voice changed, and it was almost trembling.". - Yeah. - "He was like, 'I just wanted to surprise you. Ha ha ha.'. "But I know him well, "and I can tell when he is nervous and uncomfortable. "That's exactly how he was. "This happened yesterday, "and even today, I feel like he's being weird. "I don't know what's wrong with him. "Now I can't help but feel like he made a mistake. "and that the pic was for another woman maybe.

"Another part of me is trying to convince myself. "that I'm tripping. "Not sure what to think. "Is it suspect or am I just imagining things? "I don't wanna accuse him of anything without any proof. "Any opinions or advice?". - Yeah, he's cheating, man. Dude, that's rough. - That really sucks. - I hate to say it. I don't think there's any other explanation. (Shayne laughs). - No, for sure. In my bathroom. - [Spencer] Yeah. - Do you guys ever, this happens to me and my brother sometimes.

where my brother will be like, "Yeah, my mom,". and we share a mom, and I'm like, "Why'd you say my mom? "It's our mom.". - Yeah. - I don't know. Like things like that where it's like, that's very funny to be like, "My bathroom.". - It's the "my bathroom,". but it's the, "just like you asked, cutie" kissy, it's like-. - It's like he completely switched like languages, like to talk to this-. - And then he didn't respond to her when she was like, "Oh, thanks." - That's bad. - Like, yeah, 'cause like I would imagine any guy. who's like if that's his intention.

to send like their partner a nude, it's like, "Oh, I'm sending my girlfriend. "or my wife a nude,". and it's like, and she responds, you'd be like, "Yeah, for sure! "Here's another!". (everyone laughs). - And here's my kitchen. Ha ha. Our kitchen. - And now here's my living room. (everyone laughs). - Here's my (beep) in our, in my living... - Here's our (beep) in my living room. - Here's our (beep). - This sucks. This absolutely sucks. - This sucks a lot. - And she's also being like really like-.

- Yeah. Poor thing. - She's being like really like, "I have no proof,". which is sweet, but 'cause you don't wanna like-. - I get it, 'cause you don't wanna believe it. - No. - Your brain will go into every mode. of why it's not the case. But in this case that's-. - But like "cutie," you never asked. - And everything afterwards. He's uncomfortable. He's not like... Like, if he intended to send that to her, I think his demeanor would be so obvious. - And the fact that he's literally never sent one.

after two years. - After two years to send one and be like, "Just like you asked it," it's damning. Top comment. "This is an easy call. "He's cheating on you. "No question about it. "What you do with that info is up to you. "But any denials on his part are just more lies.". OP says, "I think you're right unfortunately.". Someone else said, "That was for another woman. "He is cheating. "Don't gaslight yourself. "Just go ahead and break up with him now. "and save yourself the headache. "If it's not that easy, go through his phone. "if you want more proof and need to see it for yourself.".

- Yeah. - OP said, "I'm thinking there's another woman too. "I know it's wrong and I never did it, "but I really want to go through his phone now.". I think if I'm hurt, you can just break up. - Yeah. - 'Cause anything you see. is just gonna stick with you forever. - Yeah. - You're so right. - Like, look-. - That's gonna be heartbreaking. - Having been through stuff, it's like I'm so glad for all that I don't know to a degree. 'cause I'm just like, "I'm removed and I'm out.". You'll always be like, "Was there more? "Is there more?". And like some people, yeah, maybe for their closure they want to, but I'm like, you see it.

and that's gonna stay with you forever. You can just know that, oh, I shouldn't be in this relationship and get out. - I'd be like, "I'm breaking up with you. "just like you asked, cutie.". (Spencer laughs). - [Shayne] Yeah. - Dude, you fired the Nerf gun. (Angela laughs). - The Nerfs were-. - The Nerfs were in the chamber. - You're 23. You've been in this relationship for two years. Like... - It's so sad. That sucks. - [Shayne] It's so sad. - Hey, she's got her whole life ahead of her though. - Yeah. - 23. In the big city.

(Shayne laughs). - Any big city. - It's so devastating though. I feel so bad. - No, it sucks. - This is our last story. - Let's hope they're not cheating, but they probably will be. (Spencer laughs). - This is a 30-year-old woman. "My husband, who's 34, "keeps sneaking out in the middle of the night.". - Maybe he's a robber. - Okay. - Guys, maybe he's a serial killer. - Let's break it down. Maybe he's a robber. He could be sleepwalking. Maybe he's going to his favorite coffee shop. (laughs). - "Throwaway because my husband. "knows about my Reddit account. "As the title says, my husband keeps sneaking out.

"in the middle of the night. "For basically as long as I can remember, "I've gotten up at around 4:00 AM or so. "to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. "That's just how my body is. "And lately when I do so, I won't find my husband in bed. "In fact, I can't find him anywhere. "He does have pretty bad insomnia, "and sometimes on really bad nights I would find him. "in the living room watching TV or playing a video game. "Also, it's not every night. "It's maybe every other night that he is sneaking out. "I'm trying not to let it bother me. "But this has been going on for about a month now, "and I'm starting to get really annoyed/worried.

"about where he is going. "and what he's doing at such weird hours of the night. "It happened again the other night, "and I stayed up until he decided to come home at 6:00 AM.". - Hell yeah. - "Mind you, I don't know how long he was actually gone, "just that he hadn't been there. "from about 4:00 AM until then. "I admit I was pretty cranky and annoyed when he got home. "and I asked him where he'd been. "He told me not to worry about it. "and let's go back to sleep.". Okay. "I kept pushing, and he said he just goes out for a walk. "I wasn't satisfied with that answer,

"but the conversation kept going back. "to him just taking a walk to burn any extra energy. "or to clear his head when he couldn't sleep. "So I decided to drop it as I was pretty tired. "and had to be up in an hour to go to work anyway. "Well, it happened again tonight/this morning. "I got up to go to the bathroom, "and I couldn't find my husband anywhere. "Again, I was really annoyed, "and I stayed up to see when he would get home. "It was 5:35 AM so that's an improvement at least. "When he got home, he looked so sleepy and climbed into bed, "and without saying a word,

"I got out and took my pillow and blanket. "and came to the couch where I am now. "I know it's petty to give him the silent treatment, "but I'm frustrated and I just wanna be by myself right now. "I can hear him snoring, so I guess his walk worked. "I'm not sure what to do now. "I'm exhausted and honestly just wanna know the truth. "Should I confront him? "I'm not big on confrontation, "but at the same time I really wanna know what's going on.". I'm just like... - He's going to his goon cave. - Yeah, he's going to his goon cave.

I'm like either like, yeah, either seems pretty obvious, like that's very questionable behavior. If you're gonna try to brush that off-. - No, that's-. - I'm like, that's nuts. - What did he say? He's like, "Don't worry about it.". - Don't (beep) worry about it. (laughs). - Just go to bed. - Okay, Batman. (everyone laughs). It's like, what the (beep), dude? Like, you're out in the middle of the night. - We didn't consider that option. - Whoa. I didn't think, wait. - What if he's Batman, guys? No, it's just like, "Oh, no, I'm going for a walk at 4:00 AM at night.".

It's like-. - Bro, that's dangerous. - Yeah, that's really bad. - I bet you can do that, Mr. Man. But I can't! - You must be careful. There's tapirs out in the woods. Some comments. "Okay, I've suffered from insomnia all my life. "and done what your husband's doing a lot. "Going for a long walk isn't uncommon, "but when you're living with someone else, "you owe it to them to sit down. "and talk about what's going on.". - Yeah. - "Not after you walk in or before you go to bed, "but before or after dinner. "when you're both thinking clearly.

"He needs to talk to you.". Someone else said, "Why should OP automatically have to just take his word? "Would he do that if the roles were reversed? "Even if he was just walking, "walking for two plus hours seems excessive. "I would absolutely have a conversation with him. "and explain, though you shouldn't have to. "unless he's just dense, "that odd behavior warrants questioning. "and he shouldn't be shocked by that.". OP said, "And that's basically my issue. "Why are the walks so long? "Am I crazy for thinking it's weird to take hours long walks. "at 4:00 AM?". It is crazy. It's crazy to do that. and to not be communicating to your partner.

Like, super huge. - Especially when they ask. - 'Cause like I'm thinking if he is going. for two-hour long walks in the middle of the night, if something happens to him and he just doesn't show up. and she just wakes up and she's like, "I don't know where the (beep) he is. "He disappeared in the night.". It's like, that's why you communicate shit. - I'd hire a really buff, sexy male actor. to come in for the two hours he's gone. - Or she could (beep) his best friend. - Or she could (beep) his best friend,

but then he would come back and I'd be like, "Oh, he was just here while you were gone. "because you have to go on that walk. "I'm not touching him or anything. "I just needed-". (everyone laughs). - He's just like, "How's it going, man?". (everyone laughs). He's like eating cereal. He's just like, "Hey.". - Yeah, and he goes, "Who is this?". I'd be like, "Don't worry about it.". - Don't worry about it. - Good, good. - Got him. - Update. - (beep)! - All right. - No, I don't want to hear it. - Do you think this goes good or bad? - Can you say, "Update, he was building me a castle. "in the middle of the night. "and I'm actually so happy 'cause my castle is huge"?

- Well, I wanna know what's your, I haven't read anything. Is it good or bad? Do you think it's gonna be a funny thing? - My prediction is he's training for like a decathlon. - Yes. - Does that involve walking? Which one has walking? - I think a decathlon has a lot more than walking. - He's going out in the middle of the night. and finding dogs that need help, bringing them back to health, and he's not telling her. because one day he will give her all the dogs. - All right. - [Angela] Oh no. - "Hello, all, I wanted to provide you with an update. "Apologies for taking so long to update.

"My life has been a whirlwind for the past eight months-". - Because I have a bunch of puppies in a castle. (Spencer laughs). - "And I honestly haven't been in the best mental state. "Also, trigger warning, "this update touches on topics of depression, drug use, "and cheating. "So about two months ago a police car pulled up to my house, "and two police officers knocked on my door. "They told me they were there to do a wellness check. "on my husband's name. "because his girlfriend hadn't heard from him in three days. "and was worried about him.

"They asked me if I was his sister. "or what my relationship to him was. "I told them I was his wife, "and beyond that, I can't even remember what I said. "I was in shock. "I just remembered them leaving, "and me closing the door and crying. "He was at work at the time, "and when he got home he could tell I was upset. "I mean, it was obvious. "because every time I tried to speak I just, "I would just start crying again. "Eventually, it got to the point. "that I guess he knew he had to come clean, "and he told me everything. "So yeah, I found out he had been cheating on me. "with an ex-coworker of his,

"not only this, but had been supporting her and her two kids. "because she couldn't hold down a job, "and he didn't want them to end up homeless. "The reason she couldn't hold down a job. "is because she was/is into drugs. "and would go on week long benders. "where she just wouldn't show up to work. "And he says that about a year ago, "she called him outta the blue and cried to him. "saying that she was about to lose her apartment. "because her husband was cheating on her. "and had basically vanished. "Ironic, I know. "Leaving her with all the bills that had to be paid,

"and her two kids needed food and new stuff for school. "He says that at first, "it was just financially supporting her and her kids, "until he started doing the drugs with her. "and that's when things escalated. "He told me he had to cut things off with her. "three days before the police showed up. "and that's why they were doing a wellness check. "So I asked him if that was where he was going. "when he was sneaking out. "He said, 'Yes, for the most part.'. "He also said, 'To be fair, I really would just go on a walk. "'or drive around sometimes.'". Oh, okay.

- Oh. (Angela laughs). Thank God. - Oh thank God. Sometimes you were just doing that. - Oh my god, dude, you have no idea the wave of relief. - [Shayne] Thank God. To be fair. - Okay. - "To be fair, I really was just going on a walk or drive.". - Shut the (beep) up, you (beep) piece of shit! (Spencer laughs). - "And I know there are going to be questions. "about how I didn't notice the missing money. "So here's my answer. "We have separate bank accounts. "He pays for his bills, and I pay for mine, "and our joint bills come out of my account, "and he pays me back whatever the total is for those bills.

"And well, he never stopped paying me for those bills, "and household things. "that were in his name never got shut off, "so I never had a reason to think anything was wrong. "in that area. "I have been so emotionally numb for these past two months. "that he has been begging me for about two months. "to make a decision about our relationship, "as in divorce or work things out. "because being in limbo is really stressful for him.". - Yeah, babe, you're stressing me out. - He's like, "I haven't been getting the best sleep. "I have to wake up in the middle of the night. "and do my other life and then get right back.".

- "I honestly just don't want. "to even put any energy into thinking about the future. "at all right now.". - Oh. - "All of my friends and family are telling me. "to get a divorce, but I don't know. "Everything had been great up until eight months ago, "and our lives are so intertwined. "That feels so stupid to say. "But I'm basically paralyzed with numbness. "I did however make an appointment for couples therapy. "So I guess I will see how that goes. "He seems up to it. "And I just want to extend a thank you to all the people. "that took the time to read this and the last one.". I know the like the typical response for all of these,

and it is my instinct, is to just be like, "Divorce, get out.". But I'm like, really? Come on. Like, he has shown you so little respect. - Yeah, but I also get it. I've had in my relationships, it's easier, like what she said about the shared community. and the shared life. - Oh yeah, your life's intertwined. - It's so hard. And you're like, "I'll lose so many friendships. "I'd rather just like keep this and then not lose others.". But like at this point it's like financially scary.

to live with this person. - Oh my god. Yeah. - But I totally get it. She just needs to like be reminded that she's not alone. - There's a lot of elements here. 'cause not only was he completely lying to her, and it's like sure, they have separate bank accounts. but like doing such a huge financial thing and not, he cheated on several layers here. And she's like, "Things were great up until eight months ago.". And I'm like, I'm questioning that. I'm questioning that. Things were not as bad as they are right now.

'cause things are (beep) hell. - Or you weren't privy to. - It's entirely on him. that he made your guys' life living (beep) hell. - I can't believe he's like, "Please, it's been two months. "Tell me what you want to do. "I'm living in limbo. "This is so uncomfortable.". - Yeah, I also don't love that it's like, "I'm exhausted. "I can't think of the future. "I did however make an appointment for couples therapy. "So I guess I'll see how that goes. "He seems up to it.". I'm just like, end it there. End it. Like, if he's not the one making those steps to fixing your,

like I do think like... I will say at the end of all of this, like there are cases of people like cheating. and they find a way. I do think your relationship is over. and you have to start a new one. But I think if the person. who cheated isn't doing everything in their power. to like fix things, it's like, no. The person who got cheated on. shouldn't be the one trying to fix it.

Like, get out. I don't know. But it's super complicated. If I was in this situation, I understand why you want to fix it in your head, but it's like this guy is gonna do this again. - This sucks. - Yeah. It's a bummer. Anyways... Out of all of these cheaters, who do you think had the most like convincing guise? Who do you think like, because most of them were bad. Most of 'em were really not even trying. - I was thinking the walk.

- Just going for a walk. - Going for walks or what were the other ones? It was like-. - We had the nude. - Oh, the guy in the village. - Yeah, the village. - That was a crazy- - You think it's weird? I think it's weird too. (laughs). - What if the guy who's going. and getting coffee is just a master? And like he knew the sister was gonna come, so he was like faking it. What if he like leaves his phone there? - I mean, I think that one's kind of crazy. because the fact that the sister saw him be mean to someone,

I'm like-. - Yeah, that's a crazy wrinkle. Dude, what if he's seeing the sister? - Whoa. - Whoa! - And what if the sister was stealing money from everyone? - Bro. - All of us. - And they named her kid after... (everyone laughs). - Yeah, I think that one is the most like, I don't know, but all the other ones, it's like, yeah. - Suspicion. - We'll be waiting for updates. - Yeah, we're gonna get a lot of updates. I mean-. - Will we, you think?

- We'll probably eventually circle back to some of these. - That is so exciting. - Two of these are from yesterday, so... - Oh yeah. I do think that couple with the threesome, I think they could work this out. - Oh, they're fine. They're okay. (Spencer laughs). I think there's-. - I think we fixed them. - I think out of all of these, they're the only ones that I'm like, I think they could work this out. - But also with just the history of everything, I don't know. - Yeah. - [Shayne] No clue. - I just hope to God he doesn't text that girl. - Yeah. Anyways, well thank you both for being here.

- That was a lot of fun. - That was really fun. - Yeah, this was great. - Thanks for watching. - [Shayne] Wow. Look at that. - Didn't plan it. - Let us know what other subreddits, themes you'd like. to see on this show, and we'll see you next Saturday. Don't cheat. We'll see you next Saturday. Bye! - Bye!