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- Welcome back to "Reddit Stories.". I'm Shayne, and today's episode is gonna have some very silly stories, some amazing ones, and some amazing people. Overall very wholesome. And with me today are two pretty silly people, Tommy and Angela. What are you looking at? - Hey. - [Shayne] Oh. - Wholesome? - Wholesome? Us? - Us? The secret demons? - The secret demons? - Cat's out of the bag. We're secret demons! - Demons! - It's gonna be a good episode.

(Angela laughs). How are you guys doing? - I'm having the time of my life. - Yeah? (laughs). (Tommy laughs). - I mean, I'm fine. I'm great. - I'm having the time of my life right now. And, Angela? - Fine. (everyone laughs). - [Tommy] Aw. - Oh no. Well, let's hop right into this. - Okay. - Okay. "Today, I (beep) up by peeing my pants in front of my date.". - I love that. - Yeah. One of my worst fears.

- Really? - Consistently throughout my life, I'm just always like, "What if I pee my pants?". - Have you ever? - Bro, have you ever peed your pants before? - I haven't. But I'm just always like, "But today's the day.". - Have you peed your pants? - Yeah. A little. - Oh. Okay. - Okay. - I've done like a little leak. - I've peed my pants the full way. Start to finish. - To finish. (crew laughs). - Full to empty. (Angela laughs). And I was wearing shorts. - [Crew] Oh no!

- We'll get to that later. Let's hop into the story. - Let's see this, and then we'll come back. "Embarrassing as heck, guys. "I feel disgusted. "I real today I (beep) up on all levels. "I, a 23-year-old man, have liked this girl who's 23. "for around three years now. "We are in the same university classes. "And even during the pandemic, when I barely saw her, "I was still crushing on her. "I asked her out last week. "and was over the moon when she agreed. "Today we met up in a nearby restaurant, "and that's where this all started.

"I have this condition called paruresis, "shy bladder syndrome, "where I just am not physically able to pee. "if other people are around in public bathrooms. "Even if I really have to go, I just can't. "So because of my nerves and because of how hot it is. "and the amount of water I stupidly drank, "I ended up going to the bathroom several times. "but of course couldn't pee. "Then she told me that if I was not feeling okay, "it would be totally fine to go home. "I agreed and apologized to her. "She ended up paying the bill. "It's so sweet, but damn, I really have to pay her back.

"And we got out. "It was somewhere in the parking lot where it happened. "I just could not hold it back. "I just stood there traumatized. "I did not know this girl well enough, "but I was prepared to get ridiculed. "She first went, 'Oh my god, are you okay?'. "And then started stroking my back. "and took off her jacket and put it around me. "She told me it could happen to anyone, "and I should come to her place, "which was a two minute walk where I could shower. "I agreed to it because I felt like a disgusting mess. "We went to her place,

"and well, it actually, it turned out to be an amazing day. "I showered, we watched some cartoons. "till my clothes were dry, talked about life and deep shit, "and she got us ice cream. "I know she was trying to make me feel better, "and I love her for that, but still, I was dying inside. "I left just an hour ago because she works in the evening. "I was at the door when she hugged me. "and said it was a good day and repeat it again soon. "This was embarrassing as heck. "But for the first time in my life, "I was not mocked or ridiculed. "Even my parents would laugh at me. "I feel like I hit the jackpot now, "and it kind of feels surreal that she was so damn sweet.

"and reacted this way. "Like, wow, how could she be this amazing? "How could she like me? "I bet she doesn't. "and just didn't want to make it worse for me today. "That's probably it. "Anyhow, that's how today I (beep) up. "I guess now I really have to step up my game. "to make things right with her.". Wow. Pretty sweet. - I love how a person was extremely kind to him, and he is like, "Man, she probably just feels sorry for me. "I'm stupid." - [Angela] I know. - [Tommy] And sad. I pissed my pants. - She actually probably hates me.

- Pissed my pants. It's like, no! She's kind! - Also, you and I gave each other a look. and let's talk about it. They watched cartoons? - They had ice cream. (crew laughs). - They (beep). (Shayne laughs). - [Tommy] They (beep). - Cartoons and ice cream. - Hot take. I think if I saw my date piss themselves, I'd ignore it. I'd be like-. - I don't know if you can fully ignore it if it's a full... - Well, it depends. Is he going like, "Okay, I'm gonna go now, all right.".

Or is he like... - If I don't see anything but like a little like, oh, like a little visual, he pissed himself, I'd be like, "So good to see you. "I'll talk to you later.". And I would just get outta there, so he could just deal with it. - I'm getting the sense. that he probably like communicated as it was happening. - Oh, I'm pissing my pants. - He was probably like, "I am so sorry. "Oh my god. "I am having an accident.". Like, that's what I'm picturing. - Yeah, yeah. Anytime someone has an embarrassing moment, I'm like, "It'll be better for them if I don't clock it.".

- [Tommy] That's interesting. - I try to do that. - It's a weird compassion, like fight or flight that comes in for some reason. - I try to do it as well. because I think that's what I would want. - Yeah. - I think I put myself and I'm like, "I would want people to not know.". - Yeah, but what she did was the best. - What about like something in your teeth though? - Oh, that's different. - See, I don't know. It depends on the person. Sometimes I don't want them, I feel inherently like I'm embarrassing them. by calling it out. But I know it's more embarrassing if it's still there. - If I have a big chunk of broccoli in my mouth-. - I will tell you. I'll tell you. - I don't mind. That's different. Like a booger or something.

Yeah, but like something big, right? Like, or just like, I don't know, if someone's going through something. and I get the sense that I'm like, hey, if they knew or thought nobody saw it. or acknowledge it, they would feel better, then I try to just be like, "All right, I didn't see anything.". - Yeah. - But sometimes like this, there's not much you can do. - [Angela] Yeah. - Like, they're on a date. But she was so sweet. And I mean like, I don't know. I also think there's something to be said. whenever something goes wrong on a date of like,

it kind of makes it a vulnerable moment. I don't think anyone wants this type of vulnerable moment. But when things go wrong on a date, sometimes it's like the best thing. - No, for sure. It's like the season of the meet cute. Ever since then... What am I saying? - What? (everyone laughs). We have some comments here. - [Tommy] Oh. - "A lot of people vomit on their date on the first date, "pee the bed after a hookup, et cetera, "and end up marrying that person. "It sounds like she was really sweet about it.

"I don't think you actually (beep) up. "Just something to laugh about later.". OP responded, "Thanks so much. "Really appreciate this.". Yeah, I think he didn't (beep) up. He was just in a situation where this was gonna happen. - People get married after a piss? I gotta start pissing around. - I gotta start pissing. - You gotta start pissing around. - Start pissing around. - I gotta start vomiting on dates. - On dates. - Gotta start (laughs). Before we get this started, (yells). - I find you really attractive, (yells). - And they come up. They're like, "Why did you both throw up?". It's like, "We're at Red Lobster.".

(everyone laughs). That's what we do here. Someone else said, "Well, now you can stop worrying about what happened. "in the past. "The past is gone. "Now stop staring at it. "Look forward 'cause you've got a keeper. "who is happy being around you and understands you. "All you gotta do is stop being nervous around her. "and be yourself. "You'll be good, buddy.". OP responds, "Thanks a lot, dude. "I'm still nervous as heck also because of what happened, "but we will see how things go. "I hope it works out, "but I'm not trying to keep my hopes high.". I think that's smart. Someone else said, "You don't need to step up your game.

"She seems to accept you as you are. "Just keep being yourself. "That's probably why you got that far in the first place.". And I mean, look, like with anything on a date, any of our insecurities, I feel like on first dates we try to like hide them. or pretend, or there's a tendency to. But it's like, hey, if you really wanna be with this person, they're gonna have to know about it eventually. And for your own happiness in that relationship, you wanna be with someone who's gonna accept it.

- [Angela] Yeah. - So this guy knows right off the bat. that she's not judging him for it. - Yeah. It's kind of like, I feel like we're not even judging someone's insecurities. on a date. You're actually seeing. how someone handles their insecurities on a date. Does that make sense? Like... - [Shayne] Yeah. - Does that make sense? - Whoa. - It's like, not what you're insecure of. It's you pushing past it and like wanting to, but that's hard, and that's growth. - That's really tough. - And that's gross. (everyone laughs). That's what I thought you were gonna say. - That's frankly really (beep) gross. - That's gross. (everyone laughs). - Wholesome. - When did you pee your pants? - [Angela] Yeah.

- Of what can you tell us? - I thought we were going to move past. - We can. We're allowed to move past. - No, no, no, no, no. I had my like bladder urethra situation. that's like part of the lore now and real. And so, but I worked at this pizza place. that was a hellish nightmare hellscape. And I had to pee really bad, but I was also like, "Get me the (beep) out of here!". I was like, "I wanna go home!". And I lived literally like a ooh, ooh, ooh. So I was like, "I can make it.

"I can do it.". And so I like got in my car and I was like, "Oh no!". And so basically what happened was I got up to my door. It was an outdoor door to my, not a dorm, but like, you know, an apartment. that's college adjacent, right? And I couldn't get the key in. And then I started going, "I can't get the key in. "I'm gonna be pee my pants.". And then I was like, "Oh!". I was like- - I don't mean to laugh.

It was you talking about the key. - What's making me laugh is that the "Halloween" theme. is playing in my head. as if Michael Myers is walking towards you. And you're like (screams). (everyone laughs). - I can't get the key! - And you're like, "Oh.". And then Michael Myers is like... - [Tommy] Oh. (everyone laughs). No, he's like, "Do you want come home? "I live two-". (everyone laughs). I live two blocks away. You wanna shower? I got ice cream and movies. I (beep) Michael Myers. - [Shayne] Hell yeah! - Wholesome! - Update. (Angela yells) (Tommy gasps). - Are they together? Are they married?

- He never pissed again. - "Guys, a few minutes ago she texted me that she's at work. "and asked me how I'm doing. "Then she says, for the next date, "let's go somewhere in nature or to a quiet place. "or whatever place is comfortable to me. "She asked when I was free and I was seriously shaking. "This is absolutely the best thing ever. "Is this even really happening? "There is some chance out there for her to be my girlfriend, "and it's surreal.". - Oh. - That's so sweet. - Final update. - Oh. - Thank you. - "Our second date is set now, "and I know for sure I won't ruin it.

"This girl is more than amazing, but so are you guys. "Thanks a lot for all your kind, positive, "and heartwarming comments. "I'll make sure to show it to her. "I can't believe this is happening. "and we are going out again. "Thanks to all of you, and have a very, very great day. "Totally forgot to say, "but some people asked so I'll mention it here too. "She knows about the paruresis. "I told her when I was at her place. "She proceeded to look up more info about it. "and how it can be treated and was super supportive. "She's totally the best. "Never give up. "Someone will accept and love you for who you are.".

You're gonna make me piss outta my eyes. (everyone laughs). - Our director Emily was on the fetal position on the floor. - Aw. - That was really sweet. - What a sweet thing. - I know. - [Tommy] Yeah, that's presh. - It's a great one. It's a great one to start with. - Also, wait a little bit longer for an update. - I know. (everyone laughs). - I know. It's like-. - Secret demons! I'm like, I want some... - I'm like, how'd the eighth date go? - Yeah. - Stop pissing all the information away, you know? - Hey! - Hey! - Hold onto it.

- Yeah. Will you hold it? - Can you hold? Can you hold it? Okay, next story. - Yes. - "Am I the asshole for not being mad at my daughter. "and thinking she's actually pretty funny?". (Angela laughs). - This is gonna be great. - Let's go! - Here we go. "This is such a ridiculous situation. "that I feel like an asshole just for posting, "but my wife is legitimately peeved. "So, Reddit, tell me if I'm too blinded by amusement. "to see clearly, or if this is objectively funny. "and not worth punishing our kid about.". It's a 43-year-old man.

"My dad, who's 64, used to love taking us on adventures. "as kids, but he slowed down recently. "He still loves spending time with my daughter who's 12. "Okay, so Dad decided to introduce daughter. "to his favorite childhood shows. "and for whatever reason she loves them. "'Star Trek,' 'Bonanza,' 'The Andy Griffith Show,'. "all of it. "She's hooked. "She thinks it's all fantastic. "Okay, fun fact about my daughter, "she loves Googling fun facts. "Her favorite phrase is, 'Did you know?'. "Like, we'll drive past a sign saying we're X miles.

"from some location, and she whips out that phone. "and is like, 'Did you know X location. "'is the salamander capital of the world?'. "It's really cute and annoying at the same time. "So last week she comes downstairs and says, "'Did you know ABC made Burt Ward take pills. "'to shrink his penis?'". (Shayne and crew laugh). "Totally deadpan. "Didn't even crack. "When I tell you I wheezed.". (Angela laughs). "She showed me the article and yep, they did.

"The '60s, what a time. "Wife was mad. "She told daughter to never use that word. "or we were going to wash her mouth out with soap.". - Whoa. - "An empty threat. "Daughter pouted and went about her day. "Next day she told my dad, who didn't believe her at first, "and then absolutely lost it. "when he read the article she pulled up. "I can't remember the last time I saw him laugh that hard. "Wife came out, heard what the commotion was about, "and told daughter if she brought it up again, "she would be in big trouble. "Well, today one of my wife's friends called. "while the girls were having a play date,

"and you'll never guess what my daughter did. "You'll never guess in a million years. "Go on. Guess. "Yeah, she told the story to her little friend. "who also thought it was hilarious. "Her friend's mother did not. "Wife is furious now. "and says we need to come up with a punishment. "I don't wanna punish her. "I think if we stop making a big deal about it, "she'll get bored of it eventually. "Wife's argument is that she's doing it for attention. "Duh. She's 12. "But she's gonna learn about this stuff. "in health class soon anyway. "Might as well get the giggles out of her system now.

"So am I the asshole for not supporting my wife. "and dragging my heels on punishing our daughter? "Wife says, even if I'm right, "we at least need to punish her for disobeying us. "I say the harder we come down, "the more she will push back.". That is pretty funny. Also, wow, did you guys know. that they made Burt Ward take pills to shrink his penis? (crew laughs). Why did... - Why did he-. - I have to look up this article now. Pulling up this info just 'cause we need it. - Yeah. - Burt Ward is an actor who played Robin, the sidekick of Adam West's Batman.

in the television series "Batman.". - No. - And its theatrical feature film. According to Ward, his bulge was considered so big. that ABC, the network that aired the show, considered taking action in an attempt to change that. The studio sent him to see a doctor. who prescribed a medication. that Burt said would "shrink me up.". Ward also added that his co-star, the late Adam West, had a different problem with his bulge. He needed to go the other direction. - No! - With Adam, they put Turkish towels in his under shorts.

- Can I google something really quick? - [Kimmy] What do you wanna Google? - An image. - [Kimmy] Oh God! - Guys, we gotta see-. - We have to see the bulges. (crew laughs). - [Tommy] That's fine. - The issue, I bet you-. - [Angela] That's fine. - I bet you this. I bet if we saw images we'd be like, "What?". 'Cause it's the '60s and like... - I was expecting like a (grunts). Like a (grunts) moment. And it's just like pants. - [Angela] Yeah. - But it's the '60s. - Okay, but this is layered.

This is a 12-year-old- - But it's a fascinating, fascinating stuff. - Yeah, that the 12-year-old did this, and the mom is mortified. - I think if they, it's a tough thing, and I'm not a parent so I can't, but I can remember when I was 12. The problem is when you give a huge reaction to information, it's like, "What I just said was crazy. "Okay, I'm gonna tell other people 'cause this is crazy. "I'm sitting on, I got the scoop.". - I'm gonna tell my friends 'cause this is crazy.

- Yeah. Apparently this is crazy. If their reaction was, "Oh cool,". she may not have told anyone. Maybe. - That is interesting. - But you also don't wanna punish a kid's curiosity. - Right. - Hey, that's important too. - Like, they're learning shit, and this isn't like some awful thing. Like, it's a real thing that happened. I don't know. - The dad can always go the Tom Bowe route, who's my dad, which is where-. - Tom Bowe! - Tom Bowe. They still punish the kid,

but then the dad comes like around later and is like, "So listen up.". - That's so what Ray, my dad, would do. - He's like, "That was kind of funny. "Just like don't let the parents of your friends hear that.". - My dad would always do that with my mom. He'd be like, "Listen, she's just...". - [Tommy] Yeah, exactly. (everyone laughs). Oh, did your parents put you in the middle of them too? - Well, never in the middle. He always just was just like, "I gotta do this for your mother. "Like, understand that I'm the cool guy.".

- Just so you know, I'm not the bad guy. - I'm not the bad guy. That was fricking hilarious. - This wasn't my call. - And I will talk about men in the media. making their (beep) smaller, bigger, as much as you want. 'cause it's funny. But your mother doesn't like it. (laughs). - 'Cause I feel conflicted. 'cause I also feel it's very important. for the parents to like be in sync. - Yeah. - 'Cause this is not great. 'cause it comes across like he's kind of like going like, "Ah, she's crazy. Whatever." - Sure yeah. But I think in the name of humor,

like I remember like finding things when I was younger. that my dad and I both laughed at. was like a together moment. - It's so huge. It's so huge. - Like, yeah, because usually it's like, yeah, usually it's hard to both giggle at the same thing. 'cause one's an, it's completely different ages. - I think there's also a little middle ground here. of like that her telling them that fact, be like, "That's a crazy fact. "But don't share that fact with other people. "That's a very sensitive fact.

"That's very, you know, private information. "that might make people uncomfortable if you tell them.". And then if she went and told other people, then it's like, "Hey, we're not punishing you 'cause of that fact. "We're punishing you 'cause we told you something. "and you didn't listen to us.". - Yeah. But also if I'm a 12-year-old girl. and I make my dad wheeze laughing. from something I just said, you better believe I'm doing it again. - Yep. - Yeah. Some comments here. "I did the same thing when I was 12, LOL. "And it's not being used in an insulting or joking way.

"It's being used in a factual context. "I don't think there's anything wrong with that.". OP responded, "Yeah. "To me the fact that she's using the medically accurate term. "and telling a true story. "that I guess is somewhat historically relevant, "sort of gives her plausible deniability. "Like, if she was just yelling 'penis, penis' for no reason, "which when we were kids, "my brother used to do that all the time, but he was four, "that would be different. "But in this context, eh?". Someone said, "To middle school kids, "dick jokes are the funniest. "Not even jokes, just the word or anything related. "Source, middle school teacher who is often cleaning desks.

"to remove drawings of penises. "and 'deez nuts' written on them. "I've learned to just ignore it and not comment. "because whenever I've made a big deal. "and told them to stop, it just happens more.". And lastly, someone said, "If this is the worst penis related story your kid has, "I'd just say ignore it till it passes. "and tell your wife to chill. "because I've been a 12-year-old girl. "and heard way worse penis stories at school. "Way worse.". OP responds, "I read that last line like you were the sergeant character. "in a war movie warning new recruits.

"That's not relevant, but it made me laugh. "So thank you.". Yeah. It's always a thought that I've had. when I hear about parents and like with my parents. where I'm like, you do know. that anything you hear your kids say. way worse shit is being said amongst them and their friends, and you cannot stop that to a large degree. And I feel like, I don't know, it's a tough thing. where when you make things like, "Don't talk about this and don't say it,". it's like, then you're gonna talk about it.

- Yeah, and it feels like she's really online, this girl. So she's googling a lot of stuff. - I can't imagine being a parent. and having a kid who has a phone. and can just like learn the whole world whenever they want. - Literally. - I'm not-. - Like, literally be like, how do you make a penis smaller? You know what I mean? Like, or what is that? You know what I mean? That's wild. - Small little update. - Oh, did they take pills for the update? - "Wife and I did end up agreeing to not punish her. "by the time daughter was dropped off. "Instead we reiterated some sex ed stuff. "and told her it's important.

"to keep subject matter appropriate to the situation. "She was receptive to these messages. "Dad comes over for dinner almost every day, "and he usually shows up early. "So he got here half an hour ago, daughter set up the TV, "and they started watching 'Batman' on Tubi of course. "Five minutes in, Dad leans over to daughter. "Dad.". He says the daughter's name. "Yeah, Grandpa? "I can see Robin's penis. "Daughter and Dad both lost it. "I look at wife, her face is totally blank. "I can tell she's seething on the inside. "She says she's going to take a bubble bath.

"She's still in there. "I don't know if I should bring her a glass of wine. "to mellow her out or leave her the hell alone. "Thanks, Dad.". That's (beep) hilarious. - This feels right out of an episode. of "Everyone Loves Raymond.". - Yeah. Yeah. - I can see Robin's penis. - And Ray Romano goes, "Dad.". - Oh, come on, guys. (everyone laughs). - There it is. (everyone laughs). - Thank you. I think honestly after reading that little thing. about what happened with the grandpa, I'd be kinda pissed at the grandpa.

I'd be like-. - Oh yeah. - Don't talk about all these (beep). with my 12-year-old daughter. - Well, it's kinda like my, I've told this story before, but my oldest brother when he was a little kid, he couldn't say truck. It would come out as (beep). - Yeah. - And my grandma just all the time would be like, "What's that?". Like, she was just stoked about it. She was just always trying to get him to say it. - Yeah. But it's like, in that instance, it was like the grandpa talking about it. I'd just be like, "Yeah, let's keep it a little G-rated around my kid.". - Yeah, don't talk about penises. Like, don't talk about seeing someone else's penis.

- If she says it, it's funny 'cause she doesn't really understand the weight. of what she's talking about. But when you say it, it's like... - Yeah. - Don't talk to a 12-year-old about this. - I get that. I get that. I totally get that. And I simultaneously feel like we are so weird. about talking about anything sexually related to, parents talking to their kids about anything, and we're so like weird about it. - [Angela] Yeah. - But there's also the other side of like yeah, but also that's kind of weird to like be pointing out like, 'cause I think it would come across different.

I mean, it is inappropriate in that context, but if the grandpa was talking about women. that he was seeing on the TV screen, it's like, that's weird. Next story. - Yes. - "Am I the asshole for not having much of a reaction. "to my daughter coming out. "and introducing us to her partner?". - Okay, here we go. - "My daughter is 23, "and she requested to have dinner with my wife and I. "because she had something important to tell us. "She came out and introduced us to her partner. "My wife was emotional, gave her a big hug,

"and told her how proud she was. "I, on the other hand, did not react to her coming out. "I honestly don't care about that part. "I was honest and said her partner was cool. "and that she was very interesting. "My wife told me I was rude. "for ignoring our daughter's announcement. "I told my wife that I did not care. "who she was attracted to at all. "All I cared about was if she was happy. "I tried to explain I did not care about that stuff. "People like who they like, "and I don't need labels for that. "Love is love. "She said my view is slightly homophobic. "because it shows I am not acknowledging a different view.

"I do not see it that way.". - Huh? - "But am I the asshole? "Should I apologize to my daughter and her partner? "Edit, for added context, I did not treat her situation. "as any different from her brothers. "I took the time. "to get to know the person they were each with. "My wife feels I should have treated it differently. "because they are different situations. "and ignoring that fact does not help.". There's a little update here. "Thanks for the input. "Everyone is right. "I should have just asked my daughter. "I will see if she's free tomorrow for some coffee.

"and have a chat with her. "I am sure my wife's words just got to me, "but only one way to find out, right? "Thanks again.". Okay, so it's his wife who is saying all this stuff. The daughter, we don't even know what the daughter's-. - Yeah, we don't know her POV. - She could be totally chill with it. But his wife is calling him homophobic for-. - Yeah. - Having the same, according to him, having the same reaction to this. as he did with his other children. who brought their partners around.

- Did she expect him to like go get rainbow socks for her. and like get some-. - There's no rainbow socks. We've brought up rainbow socks before. - Woo! - Woo! - It seems that's the mom's interpretation. - [Angela] Yeah. - [Tommy] Cool. - And he's just having a very, he sounds like a lot of dads I know, which are just like, "Okay. Great.". - Sounds like she's homophobic actually. - To be honest, it feels like, yeah, it feels, I agree. It feels like two older people trying. to out woke each other. - Yeah, yeah, exactly.

- Like, either he's being like super dad about it. and just like not making a big deal out of anything, or he's trying to be super woke and be like, "If I make a deal out of that, that makes you different. "And you are just like everyone.". - And in my opinion, that's the take. - That is the take. - That's the take. - But he is maybe doing it a little too far. to be like right. - He's just like, "Okay.". - I will not acknowledge anything different. - What you should acknowledge is like, "Thank you for coming out to us and trusting us. "We love you. Great.".

But like making a whole ordeal out of it, I'd be like, "Do you actually mean this?". - [Angela] Yeah. - And I'm assuming this is just how he's like all the time. - [Tommy] Right. - 'Cause what I would say is, what I can see from like the daughter's perspective. is when you just don't get much of a response, you then are going, "Well, what are you actually thinking?". - [Tommy] Right. - But if he's saying, "This is how I responded to the other kids,". and if that's correct, then I don't see anything wrong with that, then that's his genuine reaction. And I do think it's weird that the wife says like,

"Well, this is a different situation.". It's like... - I'm like, no. - [Shayne] It shouldn't be. - Yeah, it seems like she's trying to be like, "Well, I'm so scared to be homophobic in this situation. "that I'm actually gonna call that out as homophobia.". Where it's like, whoa, whoa. Like, they're both just I think freaking out a little. He's not, he's not. - I think the thing that if I was in his situation. that I would acknowledge is just like, "Oh, you felt you had to keep this secret.". Or, "I'm so glad you get to just be open. "and honest about it.

"And I hope you know like I don't think anything of it. "Like, I think the same as the other situations. "with your other siblings. "Like, it's all good.". - Hey, the takeaway is neither of them care, so that's a win. That's great. - So that's a win, honestly. - Yeah. - I almost wonder if she held off. on talking to them about this because she was like, "Are they gonna try to out woke each other? "Oh god, are they gonna have a thing because of this?".

Whatever. I don't think so, but it's a funny thought. - Yeah. - I feel like maybe the mom was so scared. that it could go wrong. that she might have projected it a little bit. or she was like reading her husband too harshly, and she was like, "Smile, honey.". - Some comments here. "Not the asshole. "I'm a lesbian. "When I came out to my parents, "they basically reacted with, 'That's nice, dear.'. "My sexuality didn't change my relationship with them. "In my opinion, that's how it should be.". OP responded, "That is a good way of putting it.

"That was my reaction. "That's nice, dear.". Someone else said, "It's the ideal we're striving for, "but the situation we're living in right now is hostile. "towards queer identity still. "So they're not the same. "It takes no courage to be publicly straight anywhere. "Part of how we get to that ideal is to encourage. "and show loud support for people. "who have the courage to live as themselves. "in a society that's trying to criminalize their existence. "That being said, I don't think OP is an asshole. "in this situation either.". And lastly, someone said, "When I told my dad I liked girls, he said, 'Me too.'".

OP responded, "Good response. "And had she told us when she was younger, "I probably would've said the same. "Wife probably would've smacked me upside my head.". Yeah, I think those are all valid points. - Yeah. - I mean... But I wonder if at the end of the day, the daughter just fully knows her parents. and knew this reaction was coming. - Yeah. And at the end of the day, it's like the most important part is her. and them checking in with her. - Update.

"Since it always bothered me. "when people would ghost on threads without giving updates, "here it is. "I did not have much time with my daughter. "She had a prior engagement, but we had some coffee. "We spoke about the evening. "As I suspected, she did not have an issue with it, "and she also felt it was self-explanatory. "when she introduced her girlfriend. "She corrected me since I referred to her as a partner. "But they view each other as girlfriend and girlfriend. "The coming out was more so her girlfriend's idea. "My daughter said she was going to reach out. "because while she had no issues with my reactions, "her girlfriend thought it was weird. "how I kind of brushed off the response.

"and treated the situation. "as if they were a straight couple. "My daughter did try to explain. "that it is just the person I am, "explained how she preferred my non-reaction. "versus making it a big deal. "She told the story of how she came to me first. "when she had her first period. "because she knew my wife would make a huge fuss. "over simple biology.". - You (beep) called it. - "I told her I made an Am I The Asshole post, "and we laughed over some of the comments. "We are going to arrange another date. "and this time we will have a more special event. "for the sake of her girlfriend.

"since she did feel slightly offended by being treated. "as if they were a straight couple. "My daughter had no issues overall, "but I will correct the course. "She was slightly disappointed I did not make a dad joke. "about her coming out. "I did express that my love for her would never change. "And I told her I hoped she did not wait so long. "because she thought I would think differently. "She just told me I never told you. "because it was not important to her. "She knew I would not care either way. "I doubt I will add more updates after this, "but I might check in every so often.

"I do appreciate all the varied viewpoints. "and please understand, it was not my intention. "to marginalize the hardships of LGBTQA+ face in this world. "I know it may be a selfish and self-centered view, "but I simply treat others how I wish. "and want to be treated. "I do hope everyone has a wonderful week.". Look, I'll say for a guy, I'm assuming with a 23-year-old daughter, he's at least in his 50s-. - This guy rules. - The bar is low. - [Tommy] Yeah. - Also, what a Reddit family.

They have experiences before of him posting on Reddit. about her and his reaction. - Oh, well, no, I think he's telling her. that he posted on Reddit for this situation. - [Tommy] About this story. - Oh, copy, copy, copy. Okay, nevermind. - Not for the period. That is fascinating that she went to him. I don't have sisters or anything, so I don't know what the... - Well, that just shows. that Mommy makes a big deal about stuff. - Huge reactions. - Yeah. - Sometimes we don't want to do that. - Yeah, sometimes a huge positive reaction is like, oh-.

- Is still a huge reaction, and sometimes you don't want anything from-. - [Shayne] Yeah. - I love modern coming out stories! - [Angela] Yeah. - 'Cause it's always just like, "All right.". And they're like, "Well, that... "That could could've been more fun.". Where I was like, "They're gonna kick me out and I'll be homeless.". You know, it's like... Yeah, I just love it. I love it. It's great. - No, it's so good. - No, I mean truly like, it's fun. This is another sitcom family. - Yeah. - Keep having sitcom families in here.

- When we opened and we went... I didn't even think we'd have so much sitcom. - Like, this is the guy that's like, it's like, "Dad, I'm gay.". That's great. The lawn needs to get mowed. - Right. - So I don't care. - That's literally how my dad-. - Ba da ba boom, boom, boom. - People accepting people. It's pretty awesome. - [Tommy] Wow. - Here we go. Next story. This comes from Tales From Your Server. - Yes. - We'll see how this is wholesome. - Here we go. - "Awesome new manager breaks cycle. "with homeless guy outside.".

Okay. "My old manager was a real working for the weekend type. "and never went out of their way for us or the customers. "no matter what. "We had a homeless guy who camped out in our back alley. "because a lot of heat comes off a vent back there. "One of the most difficult things about her. "was that she'd always make us toss him out. "because he was visible to customers from the main entrance. "She's gone, and we have a new manager now. "Her first week, one of the employees said, "'Hey, that guy's back.'. "And the new manager said, 'Is this guy here often?'. "And we told her the whole story.

"She asked what our interactions with him had been like, "and we told her perfectly pleasant. "considering the circumstances. "She walks out, shakes the guy's hand, "and offers him a dish washing job on a trial basis. "She had one of the busboys help him get cleaned up. "and put him right to work. "He knocked it outta the park, made good honest money, "and got staff dinner. "She told him he was welcome. "to come back to work any night of the week, "and if he was consistent, "she'd see about getting him hired. "That was two weeks ago, "and he started on a permanent basis today.".

- Update. - And an edit to add, "I can't believe how this post has blown up. "I just showed it to him, "and he was honestly a bit freaked out by the whole thing, "but touched by the incredible support. "and personal stories people shared. "Now that he has a job, "he's been able to move back in with his brother. "and is saving up all the money he makes here. "He's a month clean and says things are going better now. "than they have been in a long time. "He says, 'Thanks again.'". Damn. - I'm getting full body chills. - That is the sweetest story I've ever heard. - That might be my favorite story I've ever heard. on this show. - Same.

That's what you're supposed to do! - I know. - I love this. - What? (crew laughs). How sweet. And then she showed him the post. - I know. - Why are you guys looking at me? - I just love that you're like... - There's nothing to say. - Yeah, I know. Wow. This is amazing. - This is even better than WAP pizza or whatever. - What? - Yeah, the mom-. - There's a mom that offered her kid pizza.

and she was dancing and she said, "Wet ass pizza.". - Yeah, it's a good one. It's a good one. - Oh god. - But this is-. - This is a legend. This is for sure a legend, this new manager. - Good for everyone. - Solved it so fast, you know? - That's amazing. - Comments. "This is beautiful. "I was homeless a few years ago, and I got back on my feet. "because someone took a chance with me, "and I am eternally grateful.". Someone else said, "It will be interesting to see. "if he becomes an employee. "and gets himself back into housing. "Your new manager sounds like a terrific person. "to even have thought to offer him work.".

OP responds, "She's a real class act. "Perfect balance of optimist and hardass. "She believes anyone is capable of excellence. "regardless of who they are. "So she gives everyone equal opportunities to advance, "but holds everyone to the same high standard. "Really great working environment.". That sounds like the perfect manager. - Where's this food service job? - What? - I was like, where's this food service job? - Yeah. - Talk about 'cause another low bar is managers. - Right. - And I feel like this manager exceeds it by a lot.

- A lot. Yeah. - I don't know what else to say about that. - I literally, yeah, I'm at a loss. - Yeah, makes me feel full like a Thanksgiving dinner. - I know. Truly, it's just so filling and beautiful. - Here's our next story. This one's an old one. It's from 2015. - It's from the 1600s. (everyone laughs). - They had Reddit. - My squire and I had a wonderful time. - I pissed my pants and was excommunicated from the church. (everyone laughs).

"Today I (beep) up by throwing my steak out a window.". (Angela laughs). Unless this is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. (everyone laughs). "Last night my wife's boss. "from her brand new job invited us over for dinner. "On the drive over, my wife reiterated to me many times. "just how important it was to make a good impression. "I scoffed and arrogantly informed my silly wife. "that I will always make good impressions. "My wife's boss is a single lady in her 50s, "so it was just the three of us. "We chitchatted over drinks and salads. "and seemed to be really hitting it off.

"She laughed at my well-timed perfectly appropriate jokes, "and my wife seemed pleased. "Soon she brought out the main course, "a nice big juicy steak for each of us. "As I began to cut into my steak, I was discouraged. "to discover how undercooked this steak was. "Now I've had my fair share of rare steak. "I prefer medium, but I can handle rare. "This was several minutes on a hot grill short of rare. "I probably could have resuscitated the cow had I tried. "Instead, I sat there fidgeting with my knife and fork, "worrying about how I was going to get away.

"with not eating the steak. "Claim veganism? "No, I'd already feigned great enthusiasm. "upon seeing the steak. "Just then our hostess excused herself to the kitchen. "to take care of some dessert preparations. "As I looked across the fancy dining room table. "at the open window of this third story apartment, "a cartoon light bulb appeared over my head. "I knew I had to be decisive. "Realizing that she could return at any moment, I committed. "I grabbed the steak with my hand, "gently shook off the juice and executed a perfect throw.

"right through the center of the open window. "Here's the big time (beep) up. "The window wasn't open.". (Tommy laughs). - Her windows are just that clean! - "It was the cleanest freaking window you've ever seen. "in your life.". (everyone laughs). "That is until my mostly raw slab of steak. "slammed up against it and slowly slid down, "leaving a trail of bloody juice in its wake. "My wife, whose steak was a nice medium rare. "and was unaware of my predicament, turned jaw dropped. "and stared at me like I was an alien from another planet.

"This look then slowly morphed into more of a, "there is no place on this planet you can ever hide from me. "expression of demonic anger. "My wife's boss heard the thud of the steak on window impact. "and came quickly. "She took in the scene, the steak sitting on the windowsill, "the bloody trail, my empty plate, "and then gave me an inquisitive puzzled look. "I just didn't know what to say. "It felt like minutes of silence, "but it was probably three or four seconds. "Finally, the best I can manage was, 'I'm so sorry.

"'I'm such a clutz. "'I don't know. "'I was just cutting it and it slipped. "'Just ask my wife. "'I realize I am a clutz, right, honey?'. "No help coming from that direction. "I'll clean this up. "I can't believe this. "I'm so sorry. "Et cetera, et cetera. "Both women continued to stare at me. "like I had escaped from the loony bin. "as I smeared the blood around the window. "with my cloth napkin, dusted off the steak, "and continued to mutter my incoherent explanation. "I knew no one was buying the story. "I knew what I had to do.

"I sheepishly returned to my seat. "and proceeded to eat every bite of that disgusting, cold, "chewy, bloody raw steak.". (Angela laughs). "I remained pretty quiet the rest of the evening. "My wife's only two words to me since the incident are, "'I'm fine.'". - No, she's not fine. - No one in the world could be fine. - Is this a prank? Is every Reddit story an episode. of "Everyone Loves Raymond"? - I was about to say, this is a "Seinfeld" episode. - This is, what? - I mean, look, there's always the possibility. that they're fake.

Always. But-. - It's just so funny! - He ate the window steak? - He ate the window steak. - And then just like a silly mad wife, she went, "I'm fine.". - Is this guy Peter Griffin? - Yeah. - Comments. "You should have grilled the steak under the pretense. "that you were killing off any germs. "it might've picked up on the floor.". OP responded, "Damn it, that's a good idea.". Someone else said, "All you had to do was ask. "if she could cook it for a little longer. "There's nothing wrong with that at all. "But hey, look, on the bright side, "you'll have a funny story. "to tell all your friends for years to come.".

Lastly, someone said, "Sir, you need to update your version of windows.". - How many likes does that comment have? - I don't know. What would you do in this situation? - Not throw my steak at a window. - I would never throw the steak. - I think I would piss my pants. if I saw someone chuck a steak when the cook left the room. I think I would laugh so hard I died. - It was poor planning because if she came back. and his entire steak was fully gone,

and he's like, "What a delightful steak.". - It's like, that's also insane. - You ate that so fast, man. - The instinct to grab it. and frisbee it outta there is wild. - I went into the story thinking he was gonna throw it. out of a car. - I thought so too. - Yeah, me too. I thought he was driving and he was like, "This is bad.". - And then it would like hit someone, bonk. - Oh my gosh. What would you guys do? That is crazy. - I'd eat the steak. But I also, I like medium rare, so I could probably handle.

If a steak was super rare, I'd just be like, "All right.". - I feel like I'm a master at cutting around, moving around. and making it look like I made a dent, but I didn't. - Yeah, don't eat much of it. - I don't really care about steak. I think it's good. There's people who eat steak and they're like (groans). - They're like, "For your birthday, "we're gonna bring you to a steak dinner.". - Right, so I'd probably just, I probably wouldn't have gotten into that situation. I'd be like, "I actually don't want a steak.". - Oh, you wouldn't have even asked for it on the plate? - Yeah. - Okay. - Or I would've been like, "I can't eat this.

"This is gross. "Please cook.". - Have you ever been in a situation. where people served you food that you don't like? - Yeah, and I'm really good at like moving it around. and putting some on the fork. I think the idea of like trying. to get rid of it is so scary. - That's insane. No, that's some Mr. Bean shit. - Like, just to see that person come in. and see you getting rid of it. - Actually, I think this is a Mr. Bean, there is a sketch where he gets a bunch of like raw meat. that he won't eat,

and so he's hiding it throughout the whole place, and then they slowly discover it, and every time they discover like a new piece of meat, like in a napkin, he's just like, "Oh, oh.". (Angela laughs). It's (beep) hilarious. - This is so funny. - There's a "Seinfeld" episode. where there's like a steak thing, and he like puts it in the napkins. 'cause he doesn't want to eat it, and he just has them like in a jacket. And then Elaine borrows the jacket and the meat's in there, and dogs are chasing her. - Yes. And the tag is her going down the street, right? And all these dogs are chasing her.

- Wow. Classic. - Classic. - I think this is so freaking funny. - Don't try to hide your meat. - I'm gonna start throwing my meat out windows. - Small little update. "Just got the first communication. "from my wife since 'I'm fine.'. "She is at work. "The text said, 'Good news. ''Boss's name and I just had a good laugh. "'over how much of a (beep) idiot you are. "'I hope you know you will never live this down. "'Love you, you moron.'". - That's good. - Cute. - "I want a divorce." I'm just kidding. (everyone laughs). - Update. Update. We're divorced. - Update. Update. - I forgot that this woman was the boss.

I would be mortified if I was his wife. - Cooking steak for guests, that's a tough-. - It's an ordeal. - That's a bold move. - Honestly, good for him. He just bonded those two people now. - Yeah, it's true. - The wife and the boss. - They have a common enemy. - Yeah. - Yeah. - His brain. Here's our last story. "Am I the asshole for not wanting my fiancee. "to dance to a love song dedicated to her late fiance. "at our wedding? "Before we met my fiancee Kayla was engaged.

"to a man she had dated for three years. "who died in a traffic accident. "I had never dated a woman. "who had had that kind of loss before, "so I've been learning as I go, "but I've tried to respect. "that he will always be a part of her story. "I accepted her relationship with her late fiance's parents. "with open arms. "They stayed very close. "And by the time we started dating, "they were basically like a second set of parents to her. "Kayla's real parents. "and her late fiance's parents are all amazing people. "So I consider myself pretty lucky. "to have two sets of great in-laws. "Our wedding is coming up in May, "and Kayla told me that after her father-daughter dance,

"she would like to have a second dance. "with her late fiance's father. "to the song 'Vanilla Twilight.'. "She asked me if I was comfortable with that, "and since I didn't want to be that guy and say no, "I said yes. "But really it makes me uncomfortable. "that she would be dancing to a love song. "dedicated to another man at our wedding. "I'm happy to make space in our lives for his memory. "We have a photo of him on our mantle at home, "and we make it a point to commemorate his birthday. "and the anniversary of his death. "I feel like I'm understanding and supportive.

"when she has bad days, "and I'm 100% fine with having his parents at the wedding. "because like I said, we are all a family. "But I also feel like our wedding is one day. "that should be all about our relationship. "Am I the jerk if I ask her to reconsider this dance? "What are the best compromises here?". That's heavy. - Yeah. - That's real heavy. - I'll say, I think what he's doing is really hard. to champion for yourself in a space that is not,

that is not about you in that story, in that time of her life. But his wedding is also about him. That's hard. That's really hard. - It's hard. It's a difficult-. - It's so tough. And grief is, as we see from these stories, like grief is just so different in every situation. So how people go about it is so different. - Yeah, because also if you don't speak up, he could be, you don't want someone just like not being fully honest. in your relationship if something makes you uncomfortable. - That lack of communication can build resentment.

And then five years down the line, suddenly there's no respect. - Weddings are also like weddings, you know? They're like the big-. - Weddings are so weddings. - Yeah, they are. (laughs). - Yeah. So the verdict was not the asshole. Comments here. "Not the asshole. "You might wanna honestly ask her to sit down and reconsider. "if she's ready to be married to someone else though. "She still sounds very much invested in this other man, "whether he is alive or not, "and she just doesn't sound ready. "to commit to another person.

"Ask her if she's truly ready to commit. "or she is just honestly doing it. "because she thinks she should. "or it will help her move on.". OP responded, "I guess it sounds like he is constantly on her mind. "because I only wrote two paragraphs. "that were wholly focused on this issue, "but it has been about seven years since he died, "and I think she has processed her grief in a healthy way. "and doesn't dwell on it. "We have our own inside jokes and our hobbies. "and our own hobbies and experiences that are unique to us. "I can truly say I'm marrying my favorite person.

"in the world. "We are each other's absolute best friend. "I don't have any illusions. "that our life together will entail her forgetting. "about her late fiance, nor would I want that. "Two anniversaries a year and a photo. "really don't represent a significant portion. "of her thoughts and feelings.". - Yeah, you know... - I don't know what to say. You know, I think it is tough, as this comment like clearly demonstrates. We have so little to work off of. that it's hard to know like the real situation. with their relationship. But the good news is we have an update.

- Hey! I love that! I want stuff that says update. (everyone laughs). Like a hat. And I want you to be like... - Or a shirt or something. - Yeah. Merch. - "Two months ago, I married the love of my life. "I was thinking about this thread the other day, "how it went, and where my head was at when I made it. "And I thought you guys might like an update. "A little anticlimactically, "the thing I was stressing about was a bit. "of a miscommunication, which probably happens a lot here. "Kayla wanted to dance with her late fiance's,

"I'll go ahead and just call him Luke from now on, "father at our wedding, "and 'Vanilla Twilight' was an example of a song. "along the lines of what she wanted, "not the set in stone top choice like I had thought. "I and a lot of other commenters. "in the original thread spent a lot of time. "over analyzing the lyrics to that song, "looking for hidden meaning in every word. "It turns out she hadn't put much more thought. "into the suggestion than, "'This is a kind of sad song that I like.'. "We got together that night, "and she had made several playlists. "of possible first dance songs for us,

"songs for when she walks down the aisle, "music to play at the reception, "and song choices for her dance with Luke's father. "We spent hours listening to them all. "and talking about the wedding. "We even made a tournament style bracket. "for our first dance song in her journal. "and put songs head to head against each other. "until the victor emerged, "and at the end we talked about the wedding, "our relationship, Luke and their relationship, and grief. "We talked about what it was like when she lost him, "and what it was like for me when I lost my mom. "at a young age, what a family is, "and all the things we're hopeful for in the future.

"We stayed up until 3:00 in the morning just talking. "and planning and laughing and crying a little, "and I'm so glad for it. "After getting bombarded by dozens of different opinions. "from dozens of different people earlier that day, "I had been worried that I was going to have a conflict. "with my fiancee shortly before our wedding. "But there was no conflict, just pure memory. "After that night, I started putting in more effort. "to be involved with the wedding planning process. "I actually asked for things I wanted, "which Kayla actually really appreciated. "We also took a long weekend a couple of weeks. "before the wedding to go on a camping trip together.

"just the two of us, "which I highly recommend to anyone who is getting married. "Overall, there was a complete flip in my feelings. "leading up to the wedding, "from being somewhat insecure and excited but nervous. "to being completely at ease, excited, "and feeling stronger in my relationship than ever. "The wedding day itself was really wonderful. "and worth the wait. "Kayla and Luke's father had their dance to 'Lean On Me,'. "and I also had a dance with Kayla's mom, "and it was very emotional in a good way. "I really felt that the day was a celebration for our love. "I was genuinely happy that Luke's parents were there.

"to celebrate along with us. "because they are very much members of our family, "and I wish I had the space. "to describe all the ways they've been there for us. "through the years. "My amazing wife is who she is. "because of all the experiences. "that she has had in her life. "I don't wanna be the kind of man. "who askS her to pretend that she has never loved before me. "or pretend that her grief should be over forever. "now that she has me. "I just wanna say how glad I am. "that we shared that night together. "and that the wedding was nothing but love and celebration.

"I never thought I could be so happy.". - Uh-oh. (Tommy groans). We're both-. - I'm like, they're ready. They're sitting. - [Shayne] That's crazy. - Oh my gosh. It's so sweet. - That is the sweetest. (laughs). It's like next level. (Tommy groans). - Oh us. Both like, but we're crying. (laughs). - Oh my gosh. What I also love about this that I was gonna say before. is that like he didn't make any assumptions.

about how she feels. And I feel like on this, we see this a lot where it's like someone goes, "This is how I feel. "I feel threatened by this. "It must mean that she's not over it, "and it must mean that she's not into me, "or it must mean this.". And he didn't put any words in her mouth. or tell her how she feels at all. He just was like, "This is how I feel based off of her behavior. "So I'm gonna take a moment to check back in.". And that is maturity! - Yes, it is. It's awesome. - Yeah, this is emotional intelligence on the max level.

There's one comment here, and it is not of that caliber. - Okay, 'cause it's Reddit! - Yeah. And we're back. - And we're back to "Reddit Stories.". - Someone commented, "I mean, if Luke hadn't passed away, "your wife would be with him.". OP responds to this. "This line of thinking has never bothered me. "because it can be applied to so many other situations. "All of life is millions of branching paths of choices. "that we do and do not make. "It doesn't bother me to think.

"that my wife would be with Luke if he hadn't died. "because well, he has died, so that is not the situation. "And it is only because that happened. "that my wife became the person I fell in love with. "I have an ex-partner. "who I was very much in love with years ago, "but we split up due to circumstances. "beyond either of our control. "If that hadn't happened, then there's a good chance. "I would be married to her instead. "But that's not the situation. "That doesn't diminish the love that I have for my wife. "And my wife having lost someone very dear to her. "doesn't diminish the love she has for me.". - Me and who? - That guy makes that comment like,

"Well, you know, your wife would probably be with him.". And I see the clouds parting. and him with like a golden aura like, "Yes, but." (laughs). - As OP I'll say this. (everyone laughs). - Wow, this guy's incredible. - This guy's incredible. - Good for Kayla. - All these families are incredible. Everyone here is good people. - I'd say so. - I think that just about sums it all up. Yeah. - Let's cuddle up, folks. (Shayne laughs). - I cried on set today.

- Me too. - All of these stories were truly so wholesome. We've really been all over the place. from pissing yourself to throwing a steak out, attempting to throw a stake out a window. to the most emotionally mature response. and assessment I've ever seen in my life. - Yeah. - Just we've been on a journey today. - Truly. There's such humanity in these. - Yeah. - There's like, you know, like not forgiveness,

but there's just like understanding. and like humbling nice things. - I'm trying to think of like the, I think the main difference. between wholesome stories like this. and the average stories that we have. where things are messy and stuff, it's just depth. It's people who are willing. to like kind of seek more layers. - Yeah. I'd say it's pausing. Like, I feel like it's taking a breath. before going off of an assumption. Like, the two parents and the daughter where it's like,

"I'm gonna take a second, "and I'm gonna wait till she has a free moment tomorrow. "We're gonna have coffee and we're gonna talk about it.". Instead of being like, "A to C, B to C, "one to two, two to 10.". You know? Like you're going so fast. And letting things just go fast. - Do you think when he got the steak back, he tried to cut it again but was like. to like justify how he... - Really held onto it. Like, grabbed it with one bare hand and then he's like... (Tommy yells). - Do you think she rinsed it off? 'Cause it surely fell on the ground.

after hitting the window. - Rinsed it off. (laughs). There's no version where it's good now. - [Tommy] No. - Either you rinse it off in the sink. or you're just picking up a... - You've heard of a spice rub, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Lint carpet. - Lint, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. I think in the story he just picked it up. - At that point-. - If you're there-. - You're right, I should-. - You're gonna just do it. - What a time. - What a time. Well, thank you all for watching. I hope this warmed your heart like it warmed ours.

And we'll see you next Saturday for some more stories. I don't know if they'll be wholesome. - Yeah. - [Shayne] They may be messy. - Not a chance. - [Shayne] Might be back to the insanity. - Steak on the window mess. - That's right. - Have a good Saturday. - Yeah, have a good Saturday, and we'll see you later. Goodbye. - Ready? (Angela vocalizes). (crew laughs). And your host Shayne Topp. (everyone laughs).