Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - October 8, 2016
2 1 yes we're live ladies and gentlemen. UFC 204 fight companion with my brother. Ed BR here. hello first time ever in the fight. companion Cameron Haynes is here ladies. and gentlemen what's up and of course. Brandon [ __ ] shop aka Big. Brown and uh we're here live for the uh. bisbing versus Henderson rematch a. [ __ ] huge fight for the middleweight.
championship of the world in bisping's. hometown of Manchester England they are. going to be going off get that cage. never lost where over there yeah over. there he's never lost well dude there's. some serious love for bisbing in. Manchester when I went to bisbing uh to. to Manchester to watch him fight I. remember thinking was Manch I've seen. him fight a couple times in England I. believe but when you when you see him. over there you realize oh they just. don't like him in certain parts of. America that in in England he's giganti.
Superstar he's the reason why MMA is so. big over there huge over there like you. don't realize it because there's been a. bunch of times for whatever reason the. fans turned against him and some some. events and hair for talking [ __ ] like. the time when he used when he said that. f word [ __ ] but in England it's different. it's not a homosexual term isn't it a. cigarette yes so when he uses it over. you know what I'm saying he he didn't. mean it in that tone right but that's. how he was saying it he wasn't saying it. like it was a cigarette he was saying it. like yeah but but but but but but over. there it's a little different you know.
what I'm saying like they throw it. around in a different connotation you. got this is what you always understand. when it comes to trash talking when two. dudes are trash talking each other you. cannot expect them to keep it PC okay. what they're trying to do is humiliate. each other is verbal Warfare and you. can't say that that's his position on. gay people if he's I mean maybe it's. rude for him to say it maybe it's rude. for him to insinuate there's anything. wrong with being homosexual but he's. [ __ ] with that guy you got to. understand this is not like a deposition. in court this is not like his ultimate.
feelings on homosexual Trump [ __ ] he's. calling some dude a f cuz he wants to. punch him in the face he wants yeah. hopef he doesn't run for presidency. exactly we're talking about that Trump. thing way over here hey it's it's like. that movie The Campaign with Will FAL. it's like you can't make this [ __ ] up. how crazy is it that it's a joke to say. Hey you better watch what you say you'll. get murdered by Hillary isn't that crazy. it's a joke and everyone knows it's it's. better watch what you say Hillary will.
kill you and that chick is running for. president and that's like a joke did you. ever see that Meme there's a meme of a. deer laying on the side of the road is. dead and it said what did that deer know. about Hillary Clinton see it's a joke. everyone's laughing that chick is going. to be president everybody's laughing. everybody's. laughing the only reason we would laugh. is because it's true that's the only. reason we would laugh yeah it wouldn't. be funny if you did that about Oprah no. that's would be fun that's good that's a. legit point that's not funny at all it's.
totally true yeah it really is well. there's there's that kid who according. to WikiLeaks right there there it. is according to WikiLeaks the kid who is. the the DNC leak was the kid that got. murdered outside of his place damn yeah. that kind got shot in the back at 4:00. in the morning outside of his apartment. and according to the Julian Assange guy. I don't know if he knows for sure but he. believes that that guy is the the leak. that's the guy who sent the leaked. emails Jesus man them supporting Hillary.
over Bernie Sanders like deliberately. trying to get Bernie Sanders out of the. picture cool yeah I'm not I'm not. talking [ __ ] on Hillary and Bill Clinton. that [ __ ] straight I'm just saying the. gangster you know what I mean I'm not. saying it's bad they're like Tony. Montana yeah I will I'll did you like. Tony Montana when you watch Scarface I. did that's basically what Billy Bill. Clinton is is like this put up there. look at this what Jamie just put up. there the missing hours of murdered d. see staffer alone in a bar guzz beard.
depressed over trouble with his. girlfriend the Wikileaks linked analyst. refused to ride home refused a ride home. and staggered out in the middle of the. night to his mysterious death well could. just been yeah it could have been just. shitty decision making to that's a. little too convenient but yeah how about. uh you know that one uh girl who got uh. I think she got suicided she was going. to testify in the Paula Jones case with. Bill Clinton and Paula Jones back in the.
day and they she was going to be the. witness boom she gets uh what's suicided. bro suicided means you pretend pretend. she killed no no yes but they make it. really really obvious that it wasn't a. suicide it's like a leaving a statement. do you guys remember the guy who's The. Whistleblower for Enron who shot himself. in the head twice sure do yeah they did. that on purpose twice twice yeah he shot. himself in the head twice and they said. it was a suicide we don't see anything. wrong with us everything seems normal. real.
if you're anything to do with politics. and you get. suicided if you look into it it's. probably going to be pretty obvious it. wasn't a suicide I I could see weiner. commit suicide soon no because he's not. in office who Anthony Weiner he just. keep he just can't not send a fre dude's. a freak you let up too for that for his. age I'm not mad at it don't have your. kid in the bed though post and Dick P. that's where I draw the line for sure. should get into standup comedy I agree. powerful speaker he's obviously a mess I.
bet he's. hilarious did you did you see that that. uh Robert dairo speech about Donald. Trump and don't he's Bas you seen this. Robert deo's like for 30 seconds he goes. that scumbag I want to [ __ ] punch R. uh Donald Trump in the face this last. thing maybe not exactly like that but. for sure just just punching Robert dairo. talk talk mad [ __ ] on Donald Trump wow. we got some good candidates highly.
produced it's all we're going to we're. going to let's bring it to the beginning. Jimmy uh Jamie please a message to. Donald Trump and put it in our ears so. we can hear. this can you do it is it all right or no. he's so blatantly. stupid he's a punk he's a dog he's a pig. a mut who doesn't know what he's talking. about doesn't do his homework he's an. idiot [ __ ] Powell said it best he's a. national disaster he's an embarrassment. to the country it makes me so angry that.
this country has gotten to this point. that this fool this bozo has wound up. where he has edit talks how he wants to. punch people in the. face well I'd like to punch him in the. face this is somebody that we want for. president I don't think so what I care. about is the direction of this country. and what I'm very very worried about is. that it might go in the wrong direction. with someone like Donald Trump if you. you care about your future vote for it.
Jesus well if he's voting for Hillary. he's an idiot well before I was going to. vot is he voting for H so if he's saying. I mean you got we got a crazy Choice. here Donald [ __ ] Trump and. Hillary holy [ __ ] we know Hillary's. crooked as [ __ ] well this Gary Johnson. the libertarian candidate that's a real. option and he's reached as high as I. think 20% some states when people are. scrambling this is the best time ever. for a Libertarian candidate hell yeah.
that said independent at the end what. what was that meaning well independent. is libertarian Green Party candidate. there's a bunch of different people Jill. Stein she's the uh the nominee see no. one even hears about her she's the Green. Party candidate but she said some. ridiculous [ __ ] that drives me crazy one. of the things that she I think she means. well in a lot of lot of areas but one of. the things she said she thinks that. 16-year-olds should be allowed to vote. like are you out of your [ __ ] mind. [ __ ] I'm 33 I shouldn't be able to vote. I don't I don't know [ __ ] about it I'm.
going to vote though you know I mean for. sure there should be a reason why we. value your opinion and and the thing. about voting that's beautiful is that. everybody gets the vote but the weird. thing about voting is that there's a lot. of us out there that really shouldn't. have a [ __ ] opinion you know they. just haven't researched it it's based on. nonsense they just pick one side that. looks like the better guy in the movie. and that's what they go with that's why. Trump is I think is pulling ahead a. little bit you know what I'm saying or. doing well not pulling ahead but doing. well because 18 to 36 social media you.
see him all only him headlines headlines. headlines it's the Kim Kardashian effect. the Kim Kardashian of President saying. right and there's also a time and that. time is probably coming up very soon. where polls are no longer accurate. there's because no one's taking them I'm. not taking them you're not taking them. no one never taking a poll Fu goes to a. poll the people that they're getting and. they're talking to in polls have a whole. bit about it that this like those that's. the real 1% we should be concerned with. the 1% of answer polls for sure just let. me text in my vote exact how about that.
from my couch my underwear how about. like we have like Instagram polls you. know and you can't progress you can't do. any more Instagram activity until you. vote yes or no on this [ __ ] instagam you. know what I mean so everybody's on you. instag locked out of social media they'd. Vote or a Facebook and it's right there. pops up you can't do [ __ ] your phone is. frozen till you make that [ __ ] boom. yeah but you should want to you should. want to have an opinion based on. something or say how this guys said mad. Beck dick and Russ D Russell Don and.
it's 452 451 450 449 of the first round. so right now it's 445 444 so our our. sync will be like a few seconds off so. you should if you want to sink up to the. podcast just um just pause your [ __ ] for. a couple seconds and figure it out [ __ ]. I don't want you us to go oh [ __ ] and. then you see. it that does happen it's a bummer and. I'm sorry. crazy is it that we have an actor.
talking crap about a presidential C what. and it and but he'll sway some votes too. soone like oh [ __ ] I loved him in good. what is going on so weird what is going. on this country is I don't even know. what's going. on Dave Chappelle has a whole skit on. that a while ago when when September. 11th happened he said he turn on mtvs. like I don't give a [ __ ] what jaw rule. thinks about September 11th like he was. all over the TV why the [ __ ] is he. talking right now the CIA came out and.
just crushed Donald Trump just like that. too not like a gangster like he just did. but a former director of the CIA had to. come out and say. listen uh I got my issues with Hillary 2. he didn't get into them he goes but. Donald Trump if we allow this guy to be. president it's going to [ __ ] our country. basically is what he said I think he. might even win more now cuz guys like. you know what he's kind of like me the. establishment is scared to death of. Donald Trump that's what I'm seeing it. almost helps because his name is out.
there more right people are seeing it. people are like hey Dao's talking about. almost in some way almost you're right. in some way it it might almost help but. see here's the thing it's a long time. before November I mean it doesn't seem. like it is but it is in this weird. climate crazy [ __ ] can happen with these. people for sure how much more could come. out you really think about Hillary what. do you really think about Hillary I. don't want any politician that's deeply. entrenched in the political system. system at this point in terms of like.
who is who's who's influencing them like. she's doing things like these speeches. in front of these Bankers where she gets. paid a quar million dollars you don't do. those if you're on the up and up like. that's just a payoff like nobody wants. to see her talk for an hour come on man. she's not funny like is she saying. something I mean she going to motivate. you is this like Anthony Robin speech. all the dreaming you know and people buy. it it's just like D cook and [ __ ] you. know what I mean here's the thing it's. like I understand what that means I.
understand what that what she's what. she's like is she's she's like the. classic model of the politician who's. not doing anything illegal but it's. distasteful when you look at it in terms. of like a whole system like the system. of like these people getting these jobs. or people getting uh getting things. based on whether or not they donated or. have donated to the Clinton Foundation. there's a lot of issues that people are. having a giant problem with and not me. like someone said oh you're buying into. conspiracy theories The Washington Post. isn't a [ __ ] conspiracy website they.
print they print a lot of stories about. this like there's there's there's a lot. of people that don't like the connection. between some politicians and some. special interest groups that pay them a. ton of money to speak at places that's. fair like crazy money people are just. tired of politicians in general that's. why they've gravitated towards Trump I. agree 100% yes that's see that's no one. takes those those big speech monies you. don't take that that big speech money if. you're really concerned about. representing the people that's your own.
interests that's like that's a giant red. flag like it's sort of unethical but. you're allowed to do it because it's not. illegal technically but godamn it seems. dark if you're taking hundreds of. thousands of dollars from oil companies. then you're making decisions whether or. not those oil companies are going to. profit or not based on policy for sure. there's a connection I'll tell you who's. really [ __ ] Trump's going to be fine. jillionaire Scrooge MCD duck Billy Bush. the other guy doing the interviews the. guy who's super [ __ ] Billy Bush was. the guy who was in the van have you seen. the video no I haven't oh you guys.
haven't seen it talking about this. latest thing EXC grab the [ __ ] thing I. don't even want to see. it oh look at this hold on a second man. mad betic got the Back Billy Bush was. the guy on uh oh [ __ ] he's got it oh. he's got it oh boy we did the shittiest. job ever of cover in that fight he was. there before and he uh hand F got out. and he got his back again man um I was. balls deep in Bully Bush uh bully Billy. bush is the guy who was talking he was. the host and he's he's he's from.
Entertainment Tonight or he was can I. see this can we Jamie young Jamie did. she going to a seizure well no uh Billy. bush is the guy interview him and they. don't they didn't know their mics were. hot like he's like yeah he's like you. know he's like how about this chick oh. how about her and you know he's kind of. he's [ __ ] and then when they get out. there's a you know it's a a host who's. unattractive woman he goes come on give. Donald a hug you at least got to hug him. and after that talk like oh he's a. straight creep he's a. who's this guy Billy Bush you when.
you'll recognize him when you see him I. bet oh man it's just to me I just don't. I just don't know how we got to this. point where that's our options no I know. and I think it's the outrage that people. have I think this political system and. I'm not obviously not any kind of an. expert but I think it's like a. battleship I think it starts moving and. it takes a long time to change course I. think what we're now we're seeing it. change course and we're seeing the. people's outrage outrage at are yes they. are right like Hillary winning in the.
polls and [ __ ] I mean yeah but you know. what there's still outrage there's. plenty of people that are outraged. there's plenty of people that are just. going to go Democratic no matter what. there's plenty of people that realize. that she's the better choice between the. two monsters like they like her better. even Arnold came out against Donald. Trump I think excuse me sir are you. [ __ ] kidding me he have a with Donald. didn't [ __ ]. the while he was married what are you. talking about but he was nice to them or. was like was nice Dam I gave them the.
sausage gave him that Arnold's. denouncing Trump yeah what do he saying. do it in his voice I can no longer stand. for someone more of a scumbag than. myself there's a line people he just. crossed it there's a li okay you don't. grab the. [ __ ] first of all a lot of them will. let you you just have to ask you're just. grabbing [ __ ] left and right grabbing. [ __ ] this is not your pro Hillary I.
Hillary is a good woman she's just. misunderstood and sometimes people when. they are around good women they wind up. suiciding themselves suiciding. themselves this the. power the personality is is it makes you. [Music]. humble Donald Trump is the. problem for what about all those emails.
what do you think about email thing is. not good what does Arnold think about. those emails I don't understand the. email uh the the issues seems very. [Laughter]. complicated I've got to go was the. governor that was our governor that's. awesome how about that uh you know the. Bernie Sanders Hillary election rigging. and all that crazy [ __ ] that they just. covered up and they oh shooting in. Orlando boom B bam well I don't think. that's true see that's a convenient.
connection between 330 million people in. one spot and when something bad happens. you blame it on these people that set. things up it's not easy to set things up. but it is easy to take advantage of. those things but hold on a second when a. shooting happens first of all that's. what everybody wants to see so the news. cover they're going to cover it and it. does make things look it does lighten. things up but like here's a perfect. example do you remember Gary Condit. here's a perfect example of that Gary. Condit was a a politician who was having. sex with his girlfriend who was like a.
secretary or some [ __ ] like that she was. really young and she turned up murdered. and he was under investigation. everybody's like holy [ __ ] did this guy. murder this politician murder his. girlfriend and then 9/11 happened so to. think that Gary Condit set up 911 so. that he could get away with murdering. his girlfriend is the same kind of. connection that people do when a. nightclub shooting happens with a guy. who was on the FBI terrorist watch list. group there were he's a [ __ ].
nightmare crazy person gay going to gay. bars and he had a [ __ ] truckload of. guns he was a nut this Co the idea that. you could get that guy and recruit him. and get him to do your bidding on a. specific day so that it makes something. else like get overshadowed in the news I. think it's an easy way to fall into that. way of thinking but I honestly think. there's just so many events taking place. that these people are really good at. manipulating the Press they're really. good at focusing national attention on. things that don't matter like gay.
marriage is a big one like how how often. does gay marriage come up whenever. there's like a big political event less. so now because it's so much accepted but. it was always like the beach ball they. would bounce in the air whenever they. wanted to get something in the news that. didn't matter it didn't matter to most. people did you hear what just came out. uh uh the Pentagon just got busted for. spending $500 million to some British. film making crew or production company. James to make uh fake Al Qaeda Taliban.
videos that's on Washington Post or what. they this is everywhere you can look. this up Ron Paul's a he these are my. skeptical hippo eyes Sir no no no okay. okay so let's say heard this so you. haven't heard of this I fig CNN would be. on okay but let's let's find out if it's. true Jamie pull that [ __ ] about what. that means oh it's true means but is it. really true for sure definitely a. million percent making that's not a real. number no they just got busted four days.
ago a million perent is so true it could. read your mind no what if it is let's. just say let's it's a hypothetically. what what does that mean that they're. making alqaeda videos they spent $500. million making they just got busted shos. all that [ __ ] you saw in the news $500. million worth of it was fake but is that. really true let's find out we're going. to find out which ones are fake what if. it is though what if it. is here it is what's the website trying. to find a good site first but I so we.
can pull it up what is this website it's. not a conspiracy. Theory come on socialist website oh you. guys. are if because it's it's too incredible. like what does it really mean it means. that everything we know about the Middle. East like all those terrorist uh videos. which ones $500 million worth of them. were F see you're getting attracted to. this before you know whether or not it's. real I looked into it I already looked. into it well then tell us a good website. to go to that verify about us everything.
comes up H yeah but this is the thing. when we're Google it doesn't come up. this is what's what's coming up maybe. there's another way to Google it what. what should we fake. news see if see if one of the spam. things pop up on website called about. fake news and false Flags 500 million. should come up all the all the. conspiracy theory websites are jumping. on this are you Kidd right but that's. not necessarily. good on put your email I don't want that. Jesus what [ __ ] it said Isis alert.
subscribe now oh my God [ __ ] find out. where paranoid people are in they need. to collect guns they F they faked it. making it look like it was middle. eastern news mdle CN they did all this. is real stuff they might how's it real. though but hold on they might have done. that they but no Eddie these these. websites are horseshit like these aren't. like the best websites that [ __ ] would. be in the New York we had a website that. said you saved me from a barar attack. that's right that's true yeah I heard. that true there was a website that I.
killed a mountain lion with my bare. hands outside the ice house I disarmed. uh an armed gunman Pentagon paid okay. here we go now Russia Today now this. this is where it gets interesting cuz. Russia Today is probably the one of the. most out of this big pile of people that. are reporting on this this is a very uh. legitimate news source it's kind of. weird cuz it's Russia today but this is. where Abby Martin was and uh they they. they get away with a lot more than than. anything that's uh on television in the.
United States like CNN or something. along what does that mean of course it's. true like I was telling you but what is. it mean it means that everything we know. it. means but even if anybody that say you. know what they faked some they faked. $500 million worth but any anything uh. they keep anything that they're showing. me now it's real what about like Daniel. Pearl and his family all thinking you. can't believe [ __ ] about the Middle East. they faked 500 million. worth of video okay but hold on a second.
we need to really make sure that this is. a big thing right so we really need to. make sure we know what the actual facts. are he just dropped the bomb well we. just we need to know we need to know but. it might be the truth but it might not. be cuz there's a lot of [ __ ] that people. get wrong in these [ __ ] stories man. these things get passed on from one. person to another as gospel without. people like really looking into it I. don't to now it's really legit Ed's. dropped it on this I mean it might be. legit. we don't know would you be surprised it.
was maybe they're paying Eddie to. release this news what if it was it was. what does that mean I do mean does mean. much to me all well all the the million. millions of lives that have innocent. civilians that have died in the Middle. East and they still bomb the T Twin. Towers those people are oh you [ __ ] up. oh you [ __ ] up F [ __ ] up is he doing. those some Pur he's he's baiting you. these [ __ ] did you guys talk. before you bring September 11th round. eding it's [ __ ] oh [ __ ] sorry didn't.
mean to I like this Tower 7 is that's. the most obvious so if someone if. someone can look at a. skyscraper go down at freef fall speed. have you ever seen a video called what. conspiracy theorists don't don't want to. see about Tower 7 and what it shows is. how slowly it actually fell apart before. it totally collapsed if you're arguing. are you AR if you're arguing about seven. there's a top to the building there's a.
top to the building and it starts to. caveal it starts to cave in minutes. before well it does it does it starts to. cave in minutes before the thing collaps. listen it doesn't mean that it wasn't a. controlled demolition Donald doesn't. mean it doesn't still look like a. controlled it doesn't mean it doesn't. still look like a controlled demolition. but that it's entirely possible because. there's diesel fires in that building it. collapsed cuz it was a piece of [ __ ]. building many experts it's impossible. it's never happened so how is it.
possible so you can't say it's possible. and experts are saying it's impossible. so many experts are saying it's. impossible but many other experts are. disagreeing with that and I'm not an. expert I don't know if they're paid off. because don't you think that that would. get out I don't know if they're paid off. they might be paid off you might be. right but they might not be paid off too. it might be there's something we don't. understand about common [ __ ]. sense you got there's enough. circumstantial evidence there's [ __ ]. video of the building collapsing at Free.
Fall speed according to the official. story was Free Fall speed it's. impossible I don't have engineering. impossible you don't have to be you. don't have to have an engineering degree. you don't have to be a a professional uh. race car driver to know someone's racing. a car you could tell by seeing it and. you hear enough unbiased uh Structural. Engineers chemists one after another Bam. Bam me stop you for. sense but Eddie let me stop you for a. second you're only listening to the ones.
that want to think that it happened that. way there's a there are a bunch of other. ones that don't think that see this I. can't believe we're arguing about Ty. that's. incredible [ __ ] incredible I'm not a. scientist and I'm not a structural. engineer so when there's a bunch of. Structural Engineers arguing you just. have to have a third grade education to. see that [ __ ] remember third Nei go. over. thir thir great [ __ ] that Stephan str's. about to fight here ladies and gentlemen.
he's tall as [ __ ] change the subject hey. stro look at him he's tall oh he's white. too how do you say this Daniel Omen how. do you say his name I think it's Oman. Omen he's not RI no he's never he's. seven foot for sure pick up a basketball. he's a giant dude and he's been he's. been training a lot with Henry Hof yes. he's training with the black zillian now. I like his uh pad work man did his last. fight he get knocked out no no his last. fight I think he won his last fight St.
won his last he beat no gar and he beat. Bigfoot he got knocked out by over but I. think that was three fights ago correct. and then he beat Stipe if you remember. yeah he knocked out he stopped him they. just give him seven foot um I think it's. him he says how tall he is nobody can. get up there to measure him oh so you. have to I don't know why he didn't take. his word for you're for sure 7 foot just. round that up I think he likes it that. way all right that's a lot lot of digits. I guess I know if he just stood up. straight he's got a little bit of a.
slump for a seven footer he's 7even foot. for sure but uh he's a long dude and he. kicks stpe from way out it's funny Stipe. made a post about it saying like how. important it was for him to have lost to. this guy cuz it was like it really. burned the fire under him it was an. important loss but he in the picture. he's head kicking Stipe from across the. room it's so crazy goad Stipe said I'm. thinking to myself how the [ __ ] is this. guy kicking me in the head from way over. there for it's it's ridiculous it's a.
crazy picture see if you can find it. Jamie and then remember stru had the. horrible heart issue man where they. thought he going to have to retire well. I think he still has a hard issue and. one of the things he said is he did an. interview recently like in this last. week that he said um I think that uh. it's that I'm going to be able to prove. that you can win without a full use of. your heart like with a damaged heart. which is. crazy yeah I I would assume it affects. cardio at some point right if my if I. have a whole heart and that bad boy is. working you have a whatever a hole in.
yours for sure breed three things he. went like that he goes no heart do you. guys remember Mills Lane yeah he was the. original come on get out that's probably. a tribute to all his favorite refs yeah. when when B Big John McCarthy started. doing it for MMA MMA they sort of had an. agreement like John would do it for MMA. and he did it for boxing let's get it. all it's a tough fight for stru yeah. it's tougher than people think really. good. yeah he's very very tough I don't think.
he's ever been finished only lost by. decisions God I've never seen. him agressive so big Shu so so big he's. just as he's moving away from this guy. you realize what a distance Gap there is. between the two you don't see him us his. reach a ton though look how much bigger. he looks well I think that's something. that working with hoof will really fix I. agree if anyone's going to get him there. be Henry ho yeah and he's a a fellow. Dutchman too you. know looking for no no no there's pull.
triangle on Pat Barry that was amazing. too that's impressive yeah jumped I tell. I'll tell you where I can see stre win. is by submission cuz think about it. where are you going to find a 7 foot. Jiu-Jitsu guy to train with to get ready. for stru it's true but he could win by. other things too you know I mean he can. stop look at that look at that picture. look at that [ __ ] picture that is so. crazy he's kicking him from the other. side of the cage yeah that is nuts I. mean he that's like a foot difference. between what Stipe can do to him and.
where he can hit Stipe that's crazy. that's so hard to deal with it's the. hardest thing to deal with just to the. left hand you got to get him going. backwards reach is the hardest thing to. deal with an all striking well yeah one. thing that doesn't get tired is reach. right never gets so look 10 10 inch. advantage and reach 10 in crazy that's. so big it's so big that's a giant Gap. you sure as [ __ ] don't want to sit. outside Daniel you got to get in brother. you can't you can't hang back with this. guy cuz the distance is so vast yes get.
in like do do what JDS did do what Roy. Jones does you uh sorry Roy Nelson get. in there just [ __ ] dirty box mhm yeah. oh just tagged him with that left hook. though and a right the left really. thumped him yeah that dude's throwing. those casting punches Fedor style yeah. he is I like it. yeah can't stay out there man boom head. kick [ __ ] that. they're getting busy yeah I don't know.
he needs to keep that keep right. up down clinch oh nice [ __ ] up. beautiful wizard he's going to step over. no back up strua jump guard now mhm oh. it's triangles are nasty well his legs. are so long man he can wrap you up yeah. he's got a real good guard but super. tricky over got through that you know. when over took him down he knocked him. out from inside of yeah he did gr and. Pen oh there we go beautiful oh I bet.
his dark over steps over see if he can. get that mount got the half. guard it's going to be tough yeah Omen. che's not going to like this this is not. fun my daddy's on his back very often. and stro is so [ __ ] long don't so big. wouldn't you agree with this Eddie he's. so like sometimes I like fighting bigger. guys when they're this big and long cuz. you have so so much more room to get out. like shrimp get the half guard recover. guard or stand up CU they're so [ __ ]. long does that make sense it does make.
some sense like the holees GNA be way. bigger looks like he's got a good arm. triangle oh [ __ ] yeah he's putting the. crunch down plenty of time and it looks. like he's from half guard it no Daniel. realized it yeah you're not getting got. to under Jack that arm a little more. wasn't very sneaky there but right here. if he could pull out his right knee and. then Force three4 Mount and then sit up. throw some punches then take this dude's. back that that's the Maya path right. there free the knee go three oh he's. going to do it look at he set up throw. punch this guy's going to turn he's. going to turn and get rear naked coming.
up. hot there almost trying to set it up you. got a lot of time you got a minute go. and body triangle that for me though. strew you're s foot yeah why is he not. doing that you know what man some guys. like look at that rotates it over and. did a good job he turned into it he did. very smart oh what's sh you got 50. seconds go come on get to work here we.
man I don't think homeboy ever been. finished in this turn let him Mount. again and as soon as he's sets up for a. punch give the back and then that'll. kill another 20 seconds yeah he's trying. to roll him in here he can the body. triangle on the top and he's he's if he. rolls towards the body triangle he can. roll into the choke probably not enough. time. yeah well powerful Kevin harlo goes on. the mat no he's fine he's fine.
now he's. fine yeah yeah stre won that round. didn't he for sure for sure ni little. control look at this crazy control he's. got he's like oh he's like almost in a. twister setup like an underneath or. above Twist sick if he pulled off a. twister on a b so big he probably could. pull it off from there for. sure this this boy's tired now for sure. that was a great job by stro stro is. what 260 265 he has to cut to 65 does he. yeah Jesus we we had the same Andrew Lex.
McMahon so the key right there was got. he got the top half he didn't have to. pass the whole guard at all and then he. forced three quarter Mount still didn't. pass sat up and before he throw punches. he actually ended up giving him the. mount and then he gave his back up. anyways he ended up on his back cuz the. way Maya's doing it is dude stays in 3/4. Mount clamps onto your leg and he. punches dude covers up gives him his. back. Maya never technically passed the guard.
so we getting loose tonight I'm getting. a Diet Coke I'm crazy crazy don't judge. me I'm my first judge me it's got. caffeine I know you trying to avoid. caffeine hell no not enourage the ca I'm. saying it's a drug oh it is a drug. addicted to coffee sir just say no to. drugs hey so he wanted to the uh instead. of punching s on top you know full Mount. he wanted to go for the submission you. think that that's where he's better no. true. the op he'll give them the back the guy.
you could give your back EAS to anybody. it's like I'm going to go to the worst. [ __ ] spot easily cuz everyone's going. to let me go to the worst spot but. sometimes in this sport you can't hit to. the back of the head so now the worst. spot is a kind of a safe spot because. the only thing that's showing is the. back of my head and you can't hit it. most that would be death and one thing. that you got to take into consideration. whenever you see a fight and there's a. ground exchange and there's a submission. attempt versus a ground impound it's not. right or wrong it's like what thought. was there at the moment beautiful thing. about MMA is that all these options are.
available is that some people like. crop's knock out of Gabriel Gonzaga from. inside the guard it was devastating. elbows from inside the guard it's like. the first time we got to see like a. world class Striker who's like gotten. way better at wrestling. right way better at grappling his last. verdom helped him out a ton too with his. grapp when he fought Gonzaga those. elbows were so. nasty L really right in the UFC they. were so next level it's like taking a. guy like a malapet or something like.
that or like a you know like a you know. bu cow and putting one of those guys. like that level elbows you would see. devastating results devastating results. inside the guard so that's that's the. right way to do it for him God oh look. at that that's a nice move oh [ __ ] he's. on top what's going on that's called. smell my butt yep that's not a move it. is a. move he's I'm surprised doesn't have D. from [ __ ].
that was beautiful look how tight he got. that oh my God he's he's trapped Up. Against the Cage he's trapped oh look at. this dude this dude is so game he's so. game he tapped him he tapped him super. impressed that super impressed with that. submission and super impressed with how. game that dude is how he I mean he was. stuck and getting strangled and neck. cranked and he kept rolling that didn't. help him out at all not at all I see. that's what I've been saying to you man. no. field I'm talking football do it.
easily I'll prod it for you saw on on. air ladies and gentlemen this is my new. president he's the Dana White of my. organization we have to do it on Indian. Reservation okay let's do it I'm a big. fan of the Native American people so uh. let's make it happen if they could clear. off a nice football field siiz mad area. for us M so we we just do it at a like a. football stadium you know what you do. you have a black you have a black ground. a black ground like the center is black.
and then you have an enormous white area. when you get to the white area it's. understood that unless [ __ ] is getting. crazy break it off and go back to the. black area so you have a giant white. area so even the white area where like. say if you like you he sunk the DAR. right there and he rolled but he rolled. into the white area you break them off. no you got plenty of time you can keep. rolling so but it's understood that if. you're in the white area move back to. the dark area and if you try to like. stay on the edge of the white area. people call you a [ __ ] there it iSell. look at this is this a fight in a.
football field oh my God they already do. it they already do it of course they do. they took your guys ideas oh but you. know what we could do it do. M holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is an MMA figh. in a football field there's seven people. there there there's not that many people. do there but this is a great move no. it's not it's in Russia Russians always. have the best moves it's a great oh this. is fantastic. oh my God this is how the the sport.
should be played no they're going to. stay in like a 10 foot area probably oh. oh my God this is exactly how fight. should take place now that I see it I'm. so right oh this is so stupid. 100% here's a better thing too it it. would be better for them to fight in the. grass than it would be for them to fight. on a yes better no it's itchy no it's. perfect cuz it's [ __ ] Raw it's. natural you. dirty thr some rocks in play football.
the sand sand we're going to do it in. sand I'm pretty sure this has no rounds. too no rounds is what we need you play. football on play soccer on the grass no. round they just go till someone straight. anol they're. exchanging dirty feet and everything. dirty feet and everything dude in Russia. it might be Battle of the death they. might B death yeah they might one of. them might die well you know what they. could do one show would have a battle to. the death and then everybody else would. feel like a [ __ ] that oh that would.
that would be the uh yeah the headliner. it be a one uper yeah no it would be. every fight would be battle to death are. you talking about GL Gladiator days you. going we're going back about if they did. do that everybody else would feel like a. [ __ ] in Russia cuz they're so gangster. true man they got some good leg I wonder. if Putin would fight that's some good. game he wouldn't fight but his bodyguard. would he he have a killer body crazy. body tattoos takes it off it's all arm. triangle from full guard oh [ __ ] pu. would fight but he'd just have it rigged. so the guy just dies these guys are.
super talented these are good Fighters. and I like the concept man when did this. take place Jamie when did I rip this. idea7 these guys are way too high level. for that this is in Boston what year2. 2012 it. says interesting terrible yeah there's. no way they could be like isn't it funny. that you could look at some MMA fights. and go oh that's definitely not before. 2000 oh yeah easy yeah is that. interesting though like that's how quick. that the sport has evolved like I can.
look at a guy I can look at some fights. from you know if you say it's like a. world title fight if you you look at it. and go oh this has got to be like 1997. 1998 you know and then you look at even. like I think a guy who doesn't get. enough love Marlon Marise World Series. of fighting that bantamweight dude bad. [ __ ] just fighting World Series. of fighting right but but he's World. Championship level like you look at him. you go that's what I expect out of a. world champion he's just a master. Striker combination Grappler he's a real.
solid MMA fighter nasty nasty fighter. he's fighting now he's fighting in World. Series of fighting do they make what's. the money compared to the UFC I don't. know but a lot of guys from the UFC like. Dave Branch just fought Vinnie magal I. don't know who won that fight do you. know who won that fight David Branch won. a decision he won a decision yeah David. branch is awesome but very good guy too. very good fighter and him and Vinnie. were both in the UFC so they got a lot. of guys John Paul Harris yep and then. they also got uh uh my boy Jake Shields.
Jake Shield fighting fighting fit that's. a good fight that is the same night as. the UFC fight in um I think it's the. same night as UFC fight in New York City. oh you [ __ ] up World Series that's a. that's a tough draw well there's fight. theid we [ __ ] up too everyone [ __ ]. up yo let's let's get busy with this. what do you think about this Brendan. shop I am very excited about this fight. I think people are [ __ ] sleeping on. Indy Alvarez I think he's a dangerous. dangerous 155 pound. that [ __ ] can punch he punches.
hard he's fast as [ __ ] and it there's. not a human alive that's more game than. that kid I agree 100% that dude if. you've never seen him fight before you. got to watch his fights in Bellator with. Michael Chandler and dream watch his. fights in dream Michael Chandler's. another dude who's out there who is. world class that could easily be. fighting and winning in the UFC oh yeah. and you see it now with Eddie Alvarez. cuz it took a while for Eddie to get. comfortable in the UFC he he Donald. worked him over in his first fight. because he got dismantled by and but now. he's training with your. boy Mark.
Henry and look Conor's a goddamn Phenom. and he's a he's got as farasa habob. likes to call it the touch of Death In. His Hands it's a scary Fight Man anyone. who thinks it's a easy fight or not a. big fight for Conor they just don't know. the sport talking about the Underground. King I I think at 55 and everyone knows. I'm the biggest Connor nut rider in the. world at 55 I just don't see a ton of. success there I think Eddie Alvarez if. you look at the top five we' talked. about this before you look at the top. five it's his easiest matchup and that's.
a [ __ ] nightmare for him cuz Eddie. can grapple his ass off he's been so. many big fights he doesn't get tired he. doesn't mind winning by decision either. he doesn't get tired and he's a bigger. Grappler those are two and he can. [ __ ] crack and look at his resume yes. and his striking is crisp man he's got. crisp striking he's not an easy guy to. hit you know and you can hit him and he. gets rocked and he survives if you watch. his Chandler fights Eddie Alvarez got. rocked and survived against Chandler and.
a couple other guys over in Bellator. well think about it how how's Conor win. this fight you go through it has to. knock him out he has five rounds to. knock him out you're not winning a. decision against Eddie he could win a. decision I don't think so I disagree why. do what about the fight with Gilbert. Melendez Eddie won a decision in the. Gilbert Melendez fight well no I'm. saying Eddie wins by decision I you. don't think that Connor could beat him. in a similar fight no no you don't think. he has endurance the endurance the. takedowns the grappling with the. Striking as the rounds go on The. Knockout power goes down do you think. people sleep on Alvarez's wrestling cuz. I think they forget they forget how good. of a wrestler is and his endurance man.
how where did he wrestle he's a high. level. guyis he division one oh yeah all. American I'm not sure but uh compared to. Conor he's [ __ ] Dan Gable yo this. fight this fight is nasty right we all. know that those guys I mean this we're. talking about Jimmy man and St is about. to go down no but no I'm saying this. fight is nasty just not confuse people. at home but I I agree with you man I. think sleep on them I think until you. rolled with like a real division one.
wrestler and you realized how [ __ ]. strong their wrestling is All American. uh that's High School National prep. All-American what is um what is his. college wrestling record he doesn't have. one does he have no college wrestling. doesn't say he has college. wrestling he he got his wrestling in. freaking dream how about that yeah he. probably just went right he he bypassed. that career and went right MMA so he was. a high level high school wrestler which. is not as impressive as a college.
wrestler but when you see him wrestle. you know he's got some skills does he. like just to stand up though he loves. standing up tra Conor just wants to. stand up obviously he's too smart he's. been in there with some of the best you. know so Conor's not an easy takedown. though even to high school Champion Chad. mes B the differ times I mean as time. goes on he's going to be harder and. harder to get that Chad Mendes fight. though in Conor's defense he had a. pretty [ __ ] up knee in that fight he. was getting he was getting stem cell. injections in his KNE but that's also.
the only wrestler we've ever seen Conor. fight and he got taken down pretty. effortlessly yeah that's true you know. what I'm saying that's the only that's. that's the only thing we can go off of. say I got a bad knee I get that it's a. tough Fight Man people who think. Connor's going to walk through this guys. they don't know the sport man I saw the. fight went ah [ __ ] true but also I could. see Connor. just oh yeah that's how Conor's going to. win he's going to if if Conor wins he's. going to murk him Conor has some vicious. [ __ ] power in his hands has Eddie. been knocked out often he's been stopped.
he Chandler stopped him he rear naked. choked him and and beat him for the. title has he been knocked out I don't. think he's been knocked out he's been in. some fights he's just his game as they. come I think he's one of those guys that. fights at his very best when he's scared. and I think that's going to be one of. the best things about this fight is that. he thinks Conor is a dangerous. [ __ ] just like he thought ha dos. anos he stopped dos anos in the first. round and a lot of people including me. were making the argument that dos sanos. if you look at the guys he's beating.
stopped um cowboy in the first round. beat the [ __ ] out of Nate Diaz ptis beat. Pettis up stopped uh Ben Henderson. crushed him I mean you look at all the. guys that he's beating there's a real. argument that he's one of the best. lightweights of all time and then Eddie. went and stopped him in the first round. so and everyone thought he was going to. get murdered like everyone thought Eddie. was just going to get was a huge he. doesn't have the the Marquee name. recognition type thing they don't know. him yet just fight for Conor man cuz he. has such a big name but yeah you what if.
if Conor does wi you imagine the 55 belt. holder crazy. and and I think don't forget about Tony. in there Tony well no we're not. forgetting about him for sure but I. think the thing about Eddie Alvarez is. that he has the title and that's why. it's sellable if it was just Conor. McGregor versus Eddie Alvarez he didn't. have the title you can't sell it it's. just that because it's Square Garden. though that title is so valuable this is. where you realize how valuable that. title is because Tony is right in there. in my opinion as is Barosa as is a.
couple khabib nured off is of of course. everybody's First Choice he's undefeated. nobody's been able to deal with that. grapping he suplex your face up and he's. nasty [ __ ] Striker too he he throws. murder shots he's fighting he's fighting. Michael Johnson in the that's right in. that car that's a [ __ ] great fight. Johnson just coming off with the. knockout of porier that's a great fight. it's a great fight is that on the main. card yes it's the best let's be real we. always argue what's the best UFC fight. card that's the best UFC fight card of. all time not even close it's like by far.
if it holds up yeah if it holds up line. the line can I say it yeah the lineup is. [ __ ] insane you have three World. title fights you have Alvarez versus. Conor McGregor you have Tyron Woodley is. fighting Wonder Boy that's a f fight. holy [ __ ] people forget that this is. even happening because everybody's. talking about other fights they forget. this fight how about yonan J versus. Carolina. kolovich come on man nobody's even. talking about that and then you have. Chris weinman versus Yello [ __ ]. Romero come on that's nuts then our boy.
cowboy cowboy versus Kelvin that's about. son and look at this Mesa Kate versus. Rael Pennington that's a [ __ ] F fight. never Rael Pennington is one of the best. bantamweights in the world nobody talks. about her because she's she's won some. fights in a crazy way like the Ashley. Evans Smith fight she's had some great. but she look she took Holly home to a. [ __ ] Split Decision those girls have. lost a lot though we at eight and six. they have brawls bro these girls go.
after it Pennington in my in my opinion. super super aggressive I like watching. her fight man she got beat up in the. last fight she did God Manda Nunes Manda. Nunes no oh my God Frankie aner versus. Jeremy Stevens it's this [ __ ] forgot. that I I almost forgot about that that's. insane nuts nurma off and Johnson holy. [ __ ] it's not even close there's not. even a second place. kened oh my God two my favorites love.
why did they decide to go Gang Busters. on this one hael natal is fighting Tim. bch that's a fun fight you know he. trains in New York with henzo Jim Miller. andago ales Thiago ales Fighting 155. this is his first fight at that's a I. call that the throw throwback Thursday. fight have you seen what alz looks like. it's crazy I have not sh he's way. thinner he's lighter you know you. remember when Alves fought Matt Hughes. when he didn't make weight and he was a. gilla gilla he's a baby gorilla he was.
so jacked it was insane his hair said. see you he had he had muscles that would. start above his ears for and make he. looked like a pit like well excuse me. sir you're actually tur into a pull when. he stopped mad he was F like a pull you. look like he looks like one yeah he was. so big he was so powerful Jack one of. the best buma dude he was the most. feared he was the Edson baros of like 10. years look at him right there good. [ __ ] bigger B Boza man he was a big.
[ __ ] beast do you remember he fought. Martin camerman was tooling Martin. campman until he went for the takedown. out of nowhere he was winning he had him. hurt he had him staggered and someone. told him to go for the taked down yeah. he got caught in gu someone should be. fir first time I seen him fight it was. at a small show in a high school in. Chicago Jason Chambers fought Thiago. Alvin oh that's. right oh he's an American top team guy. and man he from that fight it was pretty.
it was quite clear that he was going to. have a serious career was he bed holy. [ __ ] chago's always bodied up but not. well actually when he SP fought Spencer. fiser Spencer fiser people don't. remember Spencer the king [ __ ]. Fisher caught him with a triangle. Spencer was a skillful skillful fighter. and he caught Thiago with a triangle but. I think Thiago was only like 20 years. old at the time I think he was super. super young but I think that was. thiago's first fight in the UFC if I. remember right I thought Thiago was. fighting yeah 19 or 20 right he was. young really young really young but so.
he's he's looks real light now real thin. and he did the the cam haes thing cam. you how much did you lose when you had. to do that big foot 200 you lost like 20. pounds right yeah you but you did it he. did in the most gangster way because at. 180 he was he was not fat so what he had. to do is he had to make his body eat. itself you have to burn off 3,000. calories and take in one or take in mad. man I did I did four and three four and. three so there you go you you burn that. off that way how so how'd you do it your.
body eats itself running running nonstop. 20 mil don't be surprised if OSB hit the. Twister he's really good this is crazy. ass fight and Jimmy Mana was a nasty. Striker oh someone's getting knocked out. inside leg kick someone is getting. knocked out and manow has been in Camp. with gustofson who he fought actually. Guston stoed him yeah he merked him yeah. but man was really good he's just he. hasn't been fighting for that long it's. really interesting he didn't start. martial arts I think till he was like 28. years old yeah yeah he was in I want to. say prison for a while in England how.
dare you just make that up you don't. even know it's like Tower 7 all over. again no no no hey I'm I'm almost. positive we did some time needs to get. on the social media thing cuz he liked. your picture today so I'm like hey is. this him and then I went to it it's like. 600 followers oh yeah might not be him. it might not be him it might you say 600. followers 6 that's that's fake he's a. superstar in his Sweden yeah that. doesn't make any sense no no he's we. went when he fought in Stockholm when he.
fought uh Rumble Rumble Johnson there's. a giant crowd there I mean I want to say. like 30,000 plus people yeah he has. Billboards he like the players there. yeah he's a stud so there's no way that. was real wow that's a good fight but. Jimmy manowa has like really nasty nasty. power and stand up good mechanics like I. I find it almost hard to believe he. didn't start striking until he was 28. years old good athlete yeah OSP is a. better athlete I and he's so hard to. he's like so unconventional that's why I. I give legs mhm yeah that hurt we have.
to also remember that OSP suffered a. broken arm in the Jon Jones fight and. you don't know how long it took for that. to heal up how it healed up yeah some. guys will break an arm like a bad. example is like the nogara fight when. Frank Mir broke noa's arm noar's arm was. pretty [ __ ] up for a long time after. that he's also 80 years old in the fight. world when he broke his [ __ ] arm in. the fight world he was 80 he was a toris. when he on was up here fight years it. was up here right yeah it was the Upp it.
was a mess he snapped his [ __ ] off like. oh God that was ugly manin just caught. him with a knee yeah he's um he Frank. Mir is a [ __ ] badass submission. artist look at this OSP Holding On To. The Head this ain't good for Manel looks. like a knee could come oh look at that. nice he drops right down oh [ __ ] OSP was. a beautiful wrestling going to twist and. watch beautiful wrestling man is not. exactly a Grappler yeah this is smart by. obb man don't be shocked if he gets into. the truck don't be shocked he gets in.
what you'll see I tell you what OSP when. he uh fought Jon Jones he might have. lost that fight but he showed people. that he's a real worldclass fighter and. the fact that he was able to fight with. a broken arm through a portion I think. of the fourth and the whole fifth round. yeah I think I think he got a you know. even though he lost the fight he got a. shitload of Confidence from him so that. helps John also was kind of weird you. know it was a little weird night he. broke his arm JN was super you know kind.
I think that see people are think giving. JN a hard time I think JN didn't feel. that comfortable but I think that OSP is. really [ __ ] good and I think that. John had to be careful I agree I think. JN had to be careful and I think John. played it a little safe and I think OSP. as a. South he dropped down for the GU team. man man looking for the GU. Armen he's not going to get he's just. holding on right now hey he might get it. he's to he totally might get it you. never know what's going on the right arm. what's going on the right arm what's.
going on with osp's right arm he's. definitely under the chin right he's. pushing down on the wrist uh he's got. some space he's got some space in that. oh [ __ ] immediate go to pass take back. put it in put it in take it back man. scrambles little tiny scrambles like. that he's so good at getting into the. truck I'm shocked he hasn't got he even. got a brand on his. opportunities he might have one it's his. yeah it's his Fraternity in Tennessee. Tennesse one minute see man there was. like some little space there there was.
some space to scramble and man oh rested. instead of scram you got 49 seconds. exactly he rested instead of SC but man. is in a perfect spot against the fence. he's turning to his left which is. perfect if he turned to his right he'd. be in deep trouble bra where [ __ ]. elbows to the back of the head would be. the king yeah yeah to your point Joe. where you said he rested where he should. have scrambled that's where the world. champions don't they literally get the. [ __ ] out and change the change the yeah. like you look at you know like a guy. like Mighty Mouse is a perfect example I.
know I always use him but he ain't. getting no room there there's no room. there look look look look look oh he's. going to it he tried for it oh he lost. it that would have been dope if he. rolled there but he was up against the. cage that's a weird weird place to roll. right yeah yeah that it's not a good. place to set it up. oh man that's a nice elbow. yeah wow good fight so how many people. going to be at the uh New York show I. don't know how many people Masson Square.
Garden seats it'll sell out but tickets. are crazy expensive insanely expensive. already yeah they they went for it I. mean it's mad Square Garden first time. ever. UFC card of all time you have to think. how many people have to get paid for. that show too there's a lot of world. class fighters on that show yeah that is. that is the goddamn pay-per-view bargain. of a lifetime that card that's the. Pay-Per-View bargain of a lifetime no. kidding and then the think about the. free fights on Fox M those prelims are.
nuts mhm dude nurov versus Michael. Johnson is on Fox so is Frankie Edgar. versus Jeremy Stevens great that's on. FS1 yeah holy [ __ ] like to I'd like to. see Stevens win that I like him I love. Frankie too I love I love Jeremy too. that's a that's one for me is a problem. they're both great guy I love Jeremy. Jeremy's a [ __ ] great guy he's an. animal too I love watching that kid. fight he's so game too he's another one.
and so it's Frankie Frankie is just. Relentless yeah best Pace in the game. I'm interested to see what adjustments. Frankie makes from the Aldo fight too I. know Aldo a little bit Yeah Aldo flipped. a script on him turned into a boxing. match yeah Aldo flipped a script on the. UFC he said no I'm good I'm good I'm. done is he serious what is he saying he. saying he's going to play soccer uh I. don't know what he wants to play some. sport serious some serious kicks here. man beautiful leg kicks OSP is attacking.
the inside with the left hook DN do you. think Aldo's being serious or do you. think he's just expressing oh nice. walked right into that I I I think he's. being serious for now till he realizes. what kind of monster he's dealing with. because even though you don't like it. they're never going to let you out of. your contract it's it doesn't work that. way you sign the contract like unless. you're liter legitimately going to go. play another sport yeah you're done. fighting if if you're not going to write. out your UFC contract doesn't work like. that well I don't think he's asking to. fight again I think he's saying that.
he's going to do something else I think. that's essentially what he's saying what. I read oh look got spinning back for. this attempt what I read is that he was. going to play soccer that's him playing. socc soccer he apparently before he. fought in the UFC look dude he's [ __ ]. good I mean I don't know like how he is. when playing other good this a charity. game if Ronaldo came in there he'd. [ __ ] kick his dick off. or that guy. Messi.
Messi yeah he's like 5'4 dude he's. amazing yeah he scores like four goals a. game I see some highlights of that dude. I'm like this. incredible of the ball dude these guys. are going off yeah it's good kicking in. this fight yeah OHP with that long jab. oh oh another one oh. feel you feel yeah I'll just cover this. real quick yeah he's dropping that right.
arm was tough as [ __ ] that'll [ __ ] your. cardio up nice inside too they'll open. up that left ear too oh right there yeah. he changed positions for about a while. he went Southpaw which he does do. sometimes though you know how we always. talk god dude you know how we talk about. like he looks tired as [ __ ] too you know. how you always talk how we talk about. you need Super camps at stay age to. compete 's a guy that doesn't train a. super camp Ste B is a guy that doesn't. train a super camp think about it super. camp like at AKA uh Jack Black zelens.
yeah yeah it's interesting right right. well Strong Style that gy in uh oh with. the right hand osp's in deep [ __ ] oh. this one's over so dropped him. oh my God straight KO God did you see. his leg caught under there do left hook. son oh my God Jim man and then the right. the [ __ ] Jimmy man was dangerous. power English left hook he h him with. those left hooks to the body and then.
caught him upstairs it's a huge win. biggest win in his care giant win giant. win especially considering how good OSP. looked against Jon Jones went five. rounds at Jones Jimmy stops him in the. second round God giant who's the last. guy to beat this guy um Rumble knocked. him out rum knocked him out bad Rumble. knocks everybody. out that's one and right oh Jee. right hand right here he's look at look. how patient he is right here boom hey.
ref let's go yeah I mean that's a that's. look at this boom body sh right hand. high too amazing he Ducks the left hand. look at that beautiful right hand over. the. top at the setup too look at the setup. the setup is nice Miss with that one but. look at this one boom perfect oh my God. yeah it's real bad the way you know yeah. that reminds me of Mike Tyson Larry. Holmes remember that. knockout Mike Tyson knocked out Larry.
Holmes and Larry Holmes leg got caught. under him and then sprang up and down no. one's worse than crocop Gonzaga like. we're like oh [ __ ] he broke his ankle. yeah I think he really did [ __ ] his. ankle up his ankle swoll up it swoll up. but I think when you talk to him he's. like no my ankle feels like I'm good man. like he walked out I thought his [ __ ]. snapped off he was the first guy where I. realized we shouldn't be interviewing. Fighters after they fight after they get. knocked out I was like you can't be. doing this anymore like he doesn't know. what he's doing he you don't know where. you are you don't know what happened and.
then you as to they put a mic in your. face and you're like uh it's totally I'm. assuming I got punched or kicked in the. face it would be one thing if the. fighter felt fine and was willing to. talk about it and knew and wanted to do. it themselves but even then even then. they shouldn't even then it's probably. not the best idea no cuz I've done that. my manager's like dude you shouldn't do. this interview and I did it literally. backstage news watch this watch when. Larry Holmes gets up Larry hom is in all. sorts of trouble but watch the KO they. give him the standing a count Larry's.
walking around he's already in deep. doooo though yeah I mean Larry's a. legitimate you know 36 or whatever he. was at the time watch this KO it's so. nasty he gets him over in the right hand. corner super wobbly legs boom look at. that left hook right hand here comes. right here douche it's oh my. goodness oh my God you got hurt there. [ __ ] oh my God I forgot how my long this. lasted T to keep Tyson off you he was. stressed right now yeah he's straight.
animal back then he was stances no. defense at all well he just was aware. that Larry was done. yeah Larry for it he still went for that. upper damn he's throw yeah this is it. this is the right hand right here they. stop it boom right there see see his leg. how his leg went under him and then. bounced up like like a cheerleader kick. yeah the most brutal knockout ever Ray. Mercer Tommy Morrison oh you're right.
dude Ray he got caught on the ropes so. Ray Mercer kept uppercutting him he he. the ropes were holding his ass up that. that leg's bad did you see that Joe yeah. it was bad an he had AIDS correct I. don't think he back there dude he was B. you want to talk about one of the best. white boy bodies of all time Tommy. Morrison but what happened in later in. his career when he went crazy he got his. tits done well he got Aid son what yeah. he had he had breast implants oh this. fight's incredible. just show the go so in the beginning.
Tommy was doing well but then Ray Mercer. came on strong here it is in the fifth. round look at this boom boom boom boom. Oh my God my God I see him tied up oh my. God you hit him like three look at this. look at this boom Oh boom oh that one. let's go R my that's insane that is. insane that's insane you know Ray Mercer. Kimbo Slice I got to take a pee yeah but. he guillotined him true yeah Kimbo and.
Ray they thought they were going to. throw down but Ray thought Ray didn't. have any grappling experience at all and. Kimbo was training at American top team. even though kimbo's not a Grappler he. was more of a Grappler than Ray Ray. probably thought it was just going to be. like a stand up fight this is going to. be big look at this time Square I know. come insane look at this Conor Conor is. a. gangster look at she's got C on oh this. is pretty swe tyn Woodley Eddie Alvarez.
drinking a cup of coffee I don't get. it at the airport yeah Wonder Boy. [ __ ] oh. man Yana I can't even hear this and it. looks cool dude there's Carina K Tyron. [ __ ] Woodley ladies and. gentlemen he's like a badass right there. does he is a [ __ ] badass he's got. some power dude that's putting it mildly. nobody knocks out Robbie L one like that. Tyron can he can cover some distance too.
yeah he put the lights out and he's a. Duke gruis prote Duke Rufus is one of. the best striking coach on the planet. Earth World Muay Thai Champion his. brother Rick Rufus is another kickboxing. Legend like that family there's some. deep deep deep knowledge and that's. where tyron's training that's where he's. doing all striking so wonder booy is. probably without I mean it's it's a. debate that that he's the greatest. striker in the UFC ever wonder boy yeah.
it's a debate because he was like some. insane number like 57 and0 in kickboxing. he only lost one time in the UFC that. was to Matt Brown he just looks like a. normal guy doesn't he like when they're. showing him right there yeah and a very. polite guy too really well well spoken. but his kickboxing is off the chain I. mean he's a world champion kickboxer of. the lik so there's very few guys who. have fought in MMA like you know. even merco merco was a K1 Striker and he. was a bad [ __ ] but one of the.
reasons why he was so good in MMA was. cuz he was explosive yeah he was really. fast and he could hit really hard and. quick but he wasn't like the most like. technically perfect kickboxer like. Ernesto host but Ernesto host he would. pick you apart nice and slow you would. do it all with technique and just chop. chop away at you and eventually knock. you out with some beautiful high kick or. a perfectly placed Punch or something. like that but would Merk guys with like. one kick and those type of guys are like.
at a high level like merco was they're. more dangerous in MMA because Haven made. everything happen so fast you're saying. Wonder Boy like that I think Wonder Boy. is super skillful he's skillful in a way. like when you see him fight Hendrick you. realize like oh my God like this is so. next level and he does stuff that. everybody can't do like he fights off. the front leg his front leg you got to. get past that front leg and that's not. an easy thing to do he's front leg. sidekicking. round kicking you in the face he could. do some [ __ ] that other guys can't do so.
like you you you have a real hard time. bringing in someone in training that has. a front leg like that guy you only have. like a few guys to choose from you have. to take like Raymond Daniels you have to. take someone who has Dragon Wilson Don. could have done it right I mean if he. could still St was like that he was just. on one leg just like flipping it up you. know what Don and dragon wi Wilson might. still be able to spar he's one of those. dudes that that keeps training in deep. into his like 60s and 70s if you like. spar with him as long as you try to try. to beat him up he's a skillful. [ __ ] too is Ronda Rousey really.
fighting a Mana Nunes Is that real or. was that a hoax I think that's what she. wants to do but I don't think it's been. set up I heard she wants I thought she. wants to fight Cyborg and Cyborg said. she's going to need face surge if she. fights her do you know what cyborg said. she said I'm like Candyman just say my. name and I'll come she that she scares. me how big is that fight going to be. Cyborg and cyborg cyborg was call. calling her out she wants to fight her. so bad and then she said maybe if I was. blue eyes blonde hair you'd make a. division for me or give me the goddamn. fight oh my God oh my God cyborg oh my.
God such a monster and you know what man. here's the deal there's a lot of other. women out there that fight at 145 this. idea that there's no women at 145 that's. just not true no there's women at 145. they just don't want to fight sideb no. fight her but some do that like you know. that uh Lena lansburg who just fought. her she took the chance she fought her. she's not a true 14 she got she didn't. land one punch she had she didn't know. she had no chance she took it for the. for the world Mo thae Champion she.
didn't take it for the Payday the girl. was a world Mo TI CH anything not really. well she made something she got into the. UFC and you know now she's in the mix. and she can have a career in the UFC at. 135 she took a chance but if she won. it's a giant chance and if you win. you're a [ __ ] superhero there's no. one right now that would give her an. issue in the UFC I mean unless unless. Holly with her fighting style would. fight her at 13 you know or here's. another example jorina barge if jorina.
barge has been training MMA and she. decides to come over to MMA you want to. talk about a nasty kickboxer I mean. she's got some insane record I think. she's like 30 and0 no one wanted to. fight her for years she F [ __ ] out of. her beat the [ __ ] out of her she's. gangster. she's by decision she won by decision. but then remember knocked her down she. knocked her down she talking about doing. MMA if she did I'm saying that's the. kind of fighter you need to challenge. takes her downit she's a black belt she.
couldn't keep her off her you're right. she might she has a lot that's the other. thing people forget about cyborg she has. she's a black belt on the ground legit. black belt so if you're worried about. that you know what I'm saying now you go. to the ground with her totally true if. she can take her down but in MMA you. also have to realize that bar is. fighting with smaller gloves she can she. can land shots that are likely going to. have more impact with a smaller glove. she can also break her hand easier she. can also get taken down she's she's a. bad fight the same way did you see this. fight this is dude bars is no [ __ ].
joke look at that knee look at that step. in knee dude she is no joke where this. there's a front kick to the face and she. cyborg swarms her you know cyborg still. gives her all she can handle yeah she. didn't make it easy and also remember. cyborg look at that I see I see this I. go Jesus Christ cyborg has a chin too oh. dude what the [ __ ] she some crazy shots. so game see if you Jamie see if you can. see the front kick to the face that she. landed she landed like a te kick to the. face early in the fight and dropped her.
G cyborg I don't know what you do with. her I don't know who's going to fight I. don't know who the [ __ ] going to step. up and fight her here's the thing nobody. wanted to fight bar she's not even a. kickboxer she's an MMA fighter and she. chose to fight her in her sport that's. how game she is but she still made it to. decision how big would that fight be her. and Rhonda Cyborg and Ronda that be the. biggest fight ever crazy they could make. that Happ I heard I read Rhonda's train. hard is that true that's what I heard. too I don't know I don't know I don't. know I mean the only way to know is to.
talk to someone who's training with her. and then you have to trust them or you. have to go watch her train right you. know I don't know God I'd love to see. her come back at the top of her game. yeah you. know Amanda Nunes is [ __ ] terrifying. yeah she's got ridiculous power in her. hands she she punches with snapping Cris. punches that you could see like Mesa. Tate was like oh [ __ ] I know that yeah. one she landed one and me she was. like not good look at that knee boom.
look that beautiful step in. knee look at that man damn she's nasty. wow bars is no joke dude it was. a landed a right hand yeah dude it was a. scrap see that so imagine that punch. with light with small gloves oh yeah for. sure look at that Superman punch cyborg. landed cyborg so gangster dude she's so. gangster so goddamn tough I just don't. see I just don't see anyone being there. I think yeah damn what a crazy fight. that was I think if she's Landing those. with 4 o gloves who knows who knows but.
if barge lands with 4 o gloves is the. same thing she was hurting her there. with shots too but it was a knees that. was hurting her mostly it was everything. she hit her with a lot of hard Jabs too. all right let's see dude VOR looks. pretty good right there they they. reinflated him what happened well he. doesn't look bad right there he doesn't. look the best he's looked since the he's. got extra around there since the golden. snitch came in your boy nitzki golden. snitch the golden snitch but dude he. there's no traps like the old VOR no. it's not but you know what the old VOR.
fought at a bunch of different weight. classes um the old vtor from trt days. was 185 or though so you got a point. probably the most dangerous guy in the. world when he was on trt spinning. [ __ ] heel kicks your eye no but dude. with the with the traps and the long. Mohawk mhm oh he was terrifying when. he that one that he's he's no joke the. scary thing is he has the the skills to. back all that up dud he's Lightning Fast. 38 now he's definitely he's definitely.
not in his prime he was the first. Brazilian to come out with like legit. boxing like finally a Brazilian with. boxing [ __ ] he came out look at him. there look at there wow that's crazy. that's a crazy difference but here's the. thing that um Chris Wiman that's the. same weight right yep yep Chris Weidman. had a good point though he said that uh. it might actually help him because he. wouldn't gas as much come on he so much. steroids before G I know you beat him. but come on Chris that's what he say.
come on no I'm just saying I'm talking. to Chris I'm not talking to you that's. what he said bro that's what he said man. he's this guy's good gagar mousasi he. always looks like he doesn't give a [ __ ]. no he looks like he's bothered you're. there to watch him fight like he's upset. like like if someone was like Hey you. know Gard musasi is serial killer i'. like yeah that makes sense like he. doesn't give a [ __ ] about I think he. seems like a real nice guy he's been. fighting forever yeah he's legit. remember knocked out Jack Ray with up. kick yes yeah and then yeah and then. didn't uh Jack Ray fall into his.
triangle too yeah yeah yeah he's the man. in dream just just nasty KO with I don't. think he fell in this triangle did he he. did that to somebody else triang I. remember him trying he didn't try I. thought he knocked him out and jock Ray. fell into it maybe just knocked him I. think he just koed him and got off of. him but I think he did that to somebody. else remember trying yeah I think he did. that to somebody else where he up Ked. him triangled him yeah just for all time. sake when you like to see VOR you are. you're cam H you're one of those guys. who wants to see a guy win you're like a.
we don't we there's very rare rooting. here like of course Eddie Bravo will be. rooting for Tony Ferguson when Tony. Ferguson fights because it's his boy but. for the most part when we watch these. fights like people like I know I know. vtor for sure I've known him for a long. time and I've known gagar I like both. these guys so I I watch this fight I. just go like hm but you're like I want. to see this guy I like it I like it I'm. a fan oh me too man I'm a fan yo Brandon. can I get one of those yeah thank you. sir oh can I get one [ __ ] corona ladies.
and gentlemen this is a can you pass I. might want to have one too oh let's have. a couple Coronas I feel like cam wants. to dip into this whiskey you seem like a. whiskey man you looking at that whiskey. he been eyeing it up you want some of. that whiskey cam we could all have a. little gentleman's glass of whiskey we. got some some ice there here we go we. should celebrate your bowl yes we should. celebrate look at vtor moving gagar with. a nice leg kick okay gonna be on bias. now. n he can't There's No Going Back here's. the thing with gayar gard's got to be. real careful of the blitz he especially.
early he can't disrespect that Blitz I I. feel like he's too smart for that I hope. he is get mered I think so too but. there's there's there might be an. attitude that some Fighters have that. vtor without the trt is very vulnerable. not those first two minutes h on oh see. oh oh he's coming oh and. gar he gave the mutumbo finger wave [ __ ]. he gave him the no no no oh amazing with. tumball reference sir I'm from.
Denver Gard come and Gard advances you. know what that means to me that means to. me that that little finger might have. had an effect I agree usually when guys. do some emotional like that kind of. [ __ ] them up left kick to the body. bodyful short shorts by VOR VOR swinging. V vtor swinging well that's to be able. to kick you know that's the worst thing. about some oh to landed the worst thing. about uh them regular Muay Thai shorts. you ever see those tie guys are always. rolling them up like sometimes those.
[ __ ] bind your legs man [ __ ] John. doson wears Capri his are so big have. you seen his they're so baggy I think. the move is the tights I think everybody. should be forced to wear the tights. think like why not where why not do the. sunga like the old school it's kind of. like the speedo style Brazilian Speedo. damn why not dude hold up what do you. mean w you want guys well come on dicks. are going start it's just a part of the. part of the fun oh so I'm crazy with. suas but you want to see him on a. [ __ ] grass football at that beautiful.
takedown defense by vtor gayar tried to. close in for the takedown V vitto's like. [ __ ] I've been fighting for 20 years. yeah come on [ __ ] I got check this out. I my master's degree in anime take this. knee to the body on the way out. son one two that's one two from me his. speed hasn't left him that's usually the. last thing to go I mean the first thing. to go you know what else hasn't left him. his work ethic vtor is a notoriously. hard worker in the gym everybody that. worked with him oh I did a train it's. insane it's insane insane talk to me he.
just you know it's he's the first guy. that I really knew who did like a super. camp where it's just about him like he. brought in specific training Partners. brought in GSP Nate mcart myself when. he's fighting Anthony Johnson he brought. in just this Core group of guys just for. him and then he'd have his Jitsu coach. there wrestling coach striking coach all. times that was good fight did you just. spar with him or grappling Anthony. Johnson when he choked out Anthony. Johnson at. no it was 185 and Anthony Johnson didn't. make weight yes that was in Brazil. correct and and Johnson put the storm on.
him in the first round that Rumble storm. and he survived the storm and it was a. big fight for vtor because he overcame. adversity yep trouble after that storm. yeah and they chok R done yeah back then. he was back then he was cuz he was. losing way too much weight the rumble of. today is different like if you watch the. rumble of today when he fought Phil. Davis he went three hard rounds beat. Phil Davis. yeah it's a different Rumble a different. R when when he's at 205 but D if you.
want to like make that argument Daniel. Cormier was able to weather the storm. and he grounded him out and then he CH. him choke yeah but he that's the fight I. was thinking he sucked he sucked him dry. but you have to also realize sucked him. dry excuse me sir I'm not in that way I. mean like his energy how dare you dare. Jesus Christ he drained that's a hard. one to ignore I'm sorry was I'm not see. I'm not thinking that way I wasn't. either I wasn't either I was thinking in. terms of like a like almost like a. spider yeah DC a suck your dve D DC is.
such a grinder you know like he wears. that shirt the king of the grind that. embrace the grind embrace the gr no he. do a king of the grind shirt embrace the. grind embrace the grind everybody no. that's DC's thing but doesn't he have a. shirt that says King of the grind I. don't is it why do I think he had he. embrace the grind definitely that's. that's a wrestling statement but I. believe oh most he heard him. yeah they one two again I think he had. the king of the grind too I might be. mistaken I might oh there King of the.
grind there it is thank you I thought it. was mistaken um but anyway apologize. Bron doesn't matter I wasn't sure I was. right but he does he wears both he wears. Embrace The Grind from cage fighter and. then he wears oh KNE to the body by. musasi but what my point was with that. DC was able to both of them front and. back you got them both both right okay. my point was that DC was able to drain. Johnson he he eventually got him to the. point where you could tell Rumble was. breaking and he was going to crack he.
broke his will he broke his will he did. he just kind of he gave him his neck. didn't he VOR did too well he's but the. thing is he was training for Jon Jones. who's most likely going to strike with. him and instead he got Daniel Cormier. one of the best wrestlers to ever. [ __ ] do it in MMA mhm it's not the. best in MMA you think about it world. class just go through his resume you got. to watch him when he fights Josh Barnett. to appreciate how [ __ ] good his. wrestling Josh did break his hand in. that fight though early on. he so did Daniel Daniel broke his hand. too and he did Molly Scoops him up in. the air and throws him to the ground and.
this is a heavyweight Barnett who was. the youngest UFC heavyweight champion. ever and Daniel Cormier hoists him up in. the air 26 white and just [ __ ] throws. him on the ground where you realiz like. fcks watch this [ __ ] and he does it off. this power single look at this watch how. he hoist him up here look at this come. on. Sonu Daniel corm and what remember did. to Dan Henderson he did the exact same. move to Dan Henderson but literally. like like WWE St he looked like a little.
Henderson like a little kid that one. yeah dude that is some serious world. class throwing ability and the Henderson. fight he did that about 10 times that's. how godamn tough Dan hon is thrown. around like a rag doll there's just a. clear difference in size and horsepower. and and wrestling ability I me all beat. beat the [ __ ] out of him beat the breaks. of him for three rounds and also guys at. that I think he choked him out right. didn't he choke Dan asleep and guys at. that level that that wrestling level.
there's really no catching up when. they're that good so good I like the. only two guys I've ever wrestle where. like oh there's just no there's nothing. I can do is DC he literally I was like. all right what the hell am I going to do. here and uh King Mo oh yeah and they're. boys and I was like all right you know. what King Mo is one of those guys where. you when you saw him the early parts of. his career he thought this guy has all. the potential to be like an alltime. great like a serious World Championship. caliber wrestler he's had a really good. career as a yeah he has had a really.
good career but I I I feel like what's. the latest if he was in the UFC like. early on like more people would. know 100% with him a he's the probably. the nicest guy in the world B he might. be the best fighter coach I've ever met. in my life too really the way he break. it down in a split. decision yeah and that was to fight for. the the world title. Liam yeah well the crazy one was when he. fought uh what was his name Emanuel Eman.
spinning backf wow crazy he stuff that. takedown again VOR oo little blood. coming out of the forehead of VOR that's. nothing though but King Mo was murking. guys cuz remember he'd go over to dream. do that and then bounce back here and he. was like in he's had a weird career path. you remember when he knocked out Seth. Petrelli dude nasty beautiful jab by. mousasi see now VOR that Blitz is not as. effective you're in the second round and. this is what musasi predicted that he. was going to stop him in the second oh.
[ __ ] son oh [ __ ] musi turn it up. uppercuts covering up it's close it's. over son oh musasi looks insane oh God. look at the technique here look like. he's on a li CRA flry ever P survived. that that's show me another flurry that. went down like that that oh beautiful. throw oh this F this fight is in grave. Deery being stopped grave Deery is what. I just said look at this that's. impressive man ferocity God damn musasi. he hasn't slowed down one bit his cardio.
is insane hey I'm impressed with VOR for. weather look those look at those elbows. that he's throwing he's holding the back. of his neck and throwing the. inside he's [ __ ] smack VOR oh he got. the choke yeah it's over. wow surving incredible sir incred incred. UFC Legend it ain't that easy you got to. put him in full he went he went 3/4. Mount oh full Mount had half guard went. 34 M vor's getting smooshed 230 left.
this is long time left yeah that's an. eternity for him oh with those Landing. you got to stop the fight man you got. toop the fight that's it wow musasi. looked fantastic Jes best jab at 185 too. I think dude wow that was some brutal. striking on his part and is you know. what man he predicted it he said he was. going to stop in the second round he. said I'm going to weather a storm in the. first round I'm going to stop him the. second round makes sense does doesn't. VOR have to be close yeah he's 39 I mean.
should be over close to sign with. Bellator and get back on. trt that's the move right that's what I. was talking about I know that's I. thinking that's what that's what I. assumed you were going for look at this. high kick started off wow he rattled him. with that high kick man that right hand. dude vit's in trouble and look at this. mousasi coming on like a Armenian demon. boom kick Bo right hand holy [ __ ] look. at this combination uppercuts oh my God. VOR is.
just there hard that reminded me of that. Yanna combination remember that when. whoever she was lighting up P yeah. Jessica. pan God damn real good stoppage real. good stoppage yeah it was he gave him. all the chances in the world to recover. but like that kind of you give them a. little bit of leniency right godamn. gayar musasi is good. yeah that was like his best performance. his best performance in the UFC for sure.
was a big win when is he when when is. vtor when was his last. win uh Dan Henderson stopped Dan. Henderson the first round that you know. a little bit ago a while ago I think it. was two years ago then the golden snitch. said you want to do what well that was. uh the last trt fight I think that was. his last trt fight correct sir no I. think it was post trt stopped him in the. first round again he stopped him one. time when he was scary vtor they fought.
a few times and Henderson beat him. Henderson beat him by decision and pride. then scary trt VOR stopped Henderson in. the first round and then non trtv tour. stopped Henderson again in the first. round too n I'm pretty sure am I right. dude I don't know [ __ ] win head head. kick what's the DAT Luke rockold is for. sure trt Henderson was for sure trt then. the lost to Chris Weidman and then Dan. Henderson again so the L Chris yeah he.
was deflated hey where was that fight. though that that UFC Fight Night 77. Brazil was it Brazil it might have been. Brazil where does it say where does it. say I'm do I have skeptical hippo eyes. mhm sure as [ __ ] do Sal. Paulo skeptical hippo does not think. that VOR was so he won yeah he won not. even a year ago area yeah so I guess. that was a yearo. isn't it weird that in in boxing those. records are [ __ ] yeah oh you don't have.
a career it's crazy right you got to be. undefeated you can't lose or you could. have like one or two losses like Canelo. has who it is. yeah you know I don't watch Boxing that. much but up in Big Bear uh one of the. guys one of the trainers there turned me. on to there's this Russian guy is he. Triple G yes Triple G the best in the. world I saw I saw um a highlight reel of. him holy [ __ ] what's his name what's his. real name Grady Golovkin gady golovkov.
that guy's legit right the best there. like three of the world's best fighters. if you have the top 10 world best. fighters three of them right now in. terms of boxing are are Russians Vil. lenko I mean that guy's insane he's. probably my favorite to watch one of the. best boxers like you'll ever you like as. far as pure boxing technique like an. alltime great already seven fights the. top three guys M Koval am no not the top. three Serge kovalev is fighting Andre. Ward and both of those guys are like top.
in the world this is genady Golovkin. Right Here Eddie this is a highlight. reel of Golovkin this is the one I saw. he's a monster he's so good he just. [ __ ] guys up he has to fight Canelo. next year can he beat can he uh fight. Floyd May Mayweather is that Floyd. Mayweather is not going to want to have. nothing to do with this [ __ ] you. he's too big he's also too big this guy. too big 16 would never take that that. left think so are people talking about. it oh no Floyd doesn't want nothing to. do with this the super fights Canelo.
Eddie here's the thing about can fought. Mayweather so you would think that he's. so big he he did that for the money he. was young kind knew he was going to lose. but the the real fight is right now cuz. canelo's never been better and then cuz. they can fight man it'd be so [ __ ]. sick big 154 too I'm into it but here's. the thing about gady Golovkin they had a. Pay-Per-View fight with him recently and. it did not do well notw the problem is. most people don't know who he is whereas. Canelo Alvarez is a [ __ ] Superstar.
he's the biggest draw in boxing Canelo. is a giant lost since super he's been. knocking everyone out oh really he. torching people yeah Tor he's never. looked better never lost he's had some. good fights that the guy that he fought. the last one um that they uh they. stopped the fight oh heed his Corner sto. the fight early uh oh no that that. that's Triple G you're talking about uh. that's what I'm talking about who you. talking about uh I was talking about. Canelo he's never looked better Triple G. uh when he fought uh what is his name. Canelo fought uh Liam Smith and uh.
Triple G fought um oh God damn it the. English guy and it was it was in England. his Corner through in the tower yeah his. Corner through in the tower and he was. he was getting beat up by Golovkin damn. CTE I can't remember I can't remember it. either I don't think it's CTE Kell Brook. K Brook done Mayweather's done no not. necessarily he might be hanging around. waiting for well if Manny wants to fight. if Manny wants to fight one more time. too I think it'll be gigantic cuz. Manny's still fighting he's fighting. again.
soon here's gady Golovkin they stop he. stops uh Kell Brook Kell Brook this the. first time I thought Triple G looked. human well Brooke is really good. man came up two weight classes golovin. Tio K oh this is just a a shitty uh HBO. thing I mean he's just so good but your. boy kov Ward fight in November that's. the [ __ ] fight dude boxing's never. been better I'm so crunk on boxing and. then Tyson Fury went crazy I love it. when you say I'm so crunk on something I.
get very crunk man I never get to use. that word either it's a great word crunk. yeah Tyson Fury's gone just nuts yeah he. has a mental issue well he just can't. deal with it so now they're talking. about Klitschko vers uh Anthony Joshua. if you ever seen Anthony Joshua he's. like the Golden Boy in England so is. Tyson Fury going to step away from the. title yeah he's retired white guy he. retired no black guy bodied up for a day. but Tyson Fury is a traveler Tyson. Fury's a traveler like a yeah you but.
they call I think they call themselves. Travelers but he calls himself white guy. he's a white guy yeah he beat another. white guy he need to beat another white. guy so right now in the heavyweight. division there's a a legit a couple. legit white guys but the most scary guy. is a black guy two of themth josua is. the. scariest wild wild right now oh and. don't forget Shannon [ __ ]. Briggs people still sleeping on Shannon. BRS nobody wants to fight that guy is. that his son he's older so like we good. he's 43 years old but he's still.
knocking [ __ ]. out is still around let me say you. something David Haye David Haye doesn't. want to fight him David Haye has been. trying bad [ __ ] but David Haye. has been running away from a fight with. with Shan shn Shannon Briggs Shannon the. can he was he old is he he's 43 can I. see Anthony Joshua he was having an. issue with getting a fight cuz I'm sure. a dangerous guy super dangerous amazing. guy personality come on champ a lot of. [ __ ] that's that's that's him right.
there Shannon Shannon Briggs dude go. champ he's a bad. [ __ ] he is one of the best guys. to follow on. Instagram follow he does on Instagram. he'll do these videos where he just he. everything he says he says let's go. champ he's always saying let's go champ. let's go CH he calls everybody Champ's. no champ yeah there's no variety that's. it like like he'll he'll like be working. out he's dancing champ he starts singing. champ dude he wanted to fight with.
Klitschko and so he went on a boat while. kitcho was paddle boarding and just. started [ __ ] come on fight me fight. me and drove the boat around and made. him fall in the water he's crazy oh yeah. talking he's hilarious he's hilarious no. one wants to fight him he's older it's a. tough It's a dangerous fight he's super. dangerous he's super skilled he's got. nasty power and he's got a vicious left. hook to the body he throws a left hook. the body it's like a laser beam it's. like Z just hits you in the liver I. thought he was retired and won like the. belt like 20 years ago he looks better.
now than he's ever looked physically in. his life inredible hope he gets a shot. but I don't see one of these young guys. doing it here's him here was he working. out here this what we're going to see. yeah dude he's a bad [ __ ] yeah. Canon Briggs is no joke come on and he. goes CH come on those are this is see. this is just work technique yeah this. isn't like him doing great job marketing. on social media oh man he's incredible. best in the game at boxing better than. anyone he's got power man oh yeah I mean. what he's doing right here is just you.
know repetitive technique over and over. again trying to blast that power punch. but he's got real good head movement. real slick boxing he knows his [ __ ] he. sets traps he's not like like a. one-dimensional slugger by any stretch. of the imagination I'm a fan I'm a fan I. don't see it happening though these. young boys old he went for a long period. where he too was depressed he wasn't in. a good place you know and he talks about. it he got real fat got up to like 300 I. thought he said 400 I don't know yeah we. could do that I was just going to have. it on the Rocks like a gentleman but if.
you want to do shots like some Barbarian. oh we could do yeah I didn't know was a. frat house I was I was just going to. have on the Rocks like a goddamn. gentleman. too yeah if you if you show Shannon can. show show like see if you find like a. highlight a video of him powerful Main. Event coming up we're balls deep in. Shannon Briggs I love Shannon Briggs I. do too man it's the main event and he's. got the old man when you said Shannon. Griggs I was like there's no way could. be the same.
one junor like how's he doing how's. Travis doing J J he's still in the mix. he's still in the mix he's just lazy. that's the ex that's. the what about Hector kamacho look at. this look at this Shannon look at. Shannon here this was just in May Rec. yep that's Klitschko God no that's. Shannon Briggs but look how good he is. dude I don't know some scrub. some he looks like's about 100 lb. lighter um Emilio zat my apologies.
Emilio I'm just [ __ ] around you're. not Scrub but look at this look at this. [ __ ] beautiful combination man this. is a dangerous guy nobody wants to [ __ ]. with him right now Shannon Briggs has a. real hard time getting fights for a real. good reason because he's [ __ ]. dangerous man right hands the body fight. you know who he should fight Ortiz how. many heavy weights do you know that move. like this did he take a lot of time off. and then came back or he never stopped. fighting he took. yeah he took some time off he went he. had depression he gain weight oh he went. B no he didn't take that I'm just.
messing around he's old he took some. time off 10 years a long stretch man. where the game oh [ __ ] look at this left. H at this combination back that up a few. seconds look how bad is [ __ ] watch this. [ __ ] watch this [ __ ] he's standing right. in front of the dude he's moving away. from punches good head movement look at. this he gets in tight rip rip come on. son he's a monster scary I'm telling you. he needs to fighte respect fight orz. he's fighting a white guy with all due. respect I think that's a Brazilian guy.
hard to say it's hard to judge he's. whiter d i I'm telling you I get the. match up for him he needs to fight that. that that dude Ortiz out of Cuba no. one's to fight him he's older world. champion and that guy's a southpaw. [ __ ] nightmare well he's a guy that. had that fight with a Russian dude where. the Russian dude's head swolled up and. he W up having like internal bleeding on. his brain yeah man real serious brain. injury off that fight which is rare no. one will fight Ortiz who he's very good. he's a Cuban they don't know how old he. is um like Joey Diaz what what is.
his King Kong Ortiz is what I like to. refer to him as he's a bad [ __ ]. there's Ortiz he looks Joshua Jackson he. looks like he's out of Mike Tyson's. punch out well he's if if you watch him. fight man he's super skillful Southpaw. had over 300 400 amateur fights oh come. on look at that guy okay this counts. he's very good man he's very good is. here a powerful B and he's he was a. world champion as an amateur yeah he no. one wants to fight him cuz he's older. he's from Cuba they can't really get a.
read on him well that that Cuban team. man that the level of technique that the. cumin boxing team and the Cuban Judo. team I mean you remember how goddamn. good Hector lumbars Judo is people. forget that Hector lumbar rag all Jake. Shields remember that fight that's when. I was like oh I'm not going vegan raag. oh how dare you you watch that one's a. meater one's a vegan and he was just. I think he eats eggs I think he's a. vegetarian either way I'm not down you. know Jake Shield is better than ever. know man his grappl [ __ ] just submitted.
Le Mach son yeah I mean he's he's. getting people forget he beat Damen Maya. he's getting better and better most in. my experience not I don't know if I. should say most but a lot of MMA. fighters as soon as they hit uh the UFC. just seems like they grappling just. maintains you don't see visible Improv. Damen huh Damien May yes that's an. exception you know whether it's right or.
wrong people don't like watching it like. don't like watching what Maya I mean the. the Casual fan don't they like The. Knockouts they like it all yeah yeah I. mean I like just like the knock. impressive there if you just like the. Knockouts you just watch kickboxing we. have plent of that [ __ ] that you have a. Heen plenty of that we've always had. that we always have boxing stay there I. just know sometimes when you when you. listen to the crowd I'm not saying you. I'm saying no I love what you doing here. I love it no but people then they're on.
the ground too long you hear the crowd. booing and stuff you know what I mean. that's like in Alabama yeah no that's. like they boo me Anaheim for that. [ __ ] that's where Disneyland is. [ __ ] yeah that's that's Orange. County [ __ ] I got booed like a. [ __ ] there's like a 100,000. Jiu-Jitsu schools down there. yeah people appreciate good grappling. and the fact that Daman brings that. character in when you have him when when. you're having him against anybody any. Striker whoever it is at 170 you are.
they going to be able to stop. and and not get strangled like a wild. animal get it he was just saying he. doesn't want to see that [ __ ] no no. no no I get I get what you're saying. want to see that people want to see. someone get strangled otherwi I remember. when I said it who I was talking to like. [ __ ] so hilarious. yeah people like both things the. beautiful thing about MMA is that all. these things can happen like what we.
were talking about earlier with Thiago. Alves and Marvin campman Thiago Alves. was tuning up Martin campman and he. someone [ __ ] up and his coach someone. someone apparently according to I. believe Thiago said someone called for a. taked down after he had Martin hurt they. were like take him down take him down. and he shot in and Martin has a nasty gu. just locked it up nice and tight that's. what's the beautiful thing about MMA is. that it could turn on a dime because it. represents real fighting but yeah for. the average yokal knucklehead they want. to watch dudes throw Knuckles Cam's.
right for the general audience they want. to see big knockout but the thing is. it's just like football or anything else. the deeper you get into the sport the. more you appreciate like strategy and. crafty moves I see him and I listen to. you talk because you talk through the. moves and when he's on the ground and. you just see that that it it just. happening I mean it's it's awesome well. Damen Maya versus Neil magy was a great. example of me just like being in awe I. was like like like watching his. grappling you know as someone who was. like seeing a lot of guys fight in a lot.
of like Jiu-Jitsu and MMA him and Rick. story is another good example because I. know Rick story is a [ __ ] gorilla and. he's a really good wrestler and the way. Maia put the clamp down on him and just. slowly squeezed the life out of him like. a [ __ ] anaconda and got his back and. neck cranked him it's like that's pretty. drama that's where the commentating I. think is so key you know CU you have to. be able to EXP what's going on because I. don't know you also have to like. it you can't sound like a robot The.
Knockouts me in my this is my opinion I. think people like MMA so huge now UFC in. particular so huge because the Knockouts. unlike in boxing or kickboxing The. Knockouts mean more because that guy. could have [ __ ] dragged you down and. choked you out but you knocked them out. so it's extra special sometimes. sometimes but here's aect example. here's a perfect example why that's not. the case Misha Tate and Holly Holm that. was one of the craziest [ __ ] fights. ever that was a wild crazy fight and.
Misha T down on points takes her down in. the fifth round and chokes her s while. she's throwing punches in the air that's. his dramatic as any knockout and you. don't feel guilty about it of course and. you don't feel like you watch someone. get brained here I think the UFC kind of. plays into what I'm talking about. because they show The Knockouts they. don't show a choke out on the highlights. yeah cuz cuz on Fox they don't show the. top 10 submission all top 10 Knockouts. if they did if they did it would be a.
hit no they they not not as big as a. Edie I'm I fck I love juu more than. striking not as big as a hit as knock it. would be just as big you're crazy boys. we are about to see the [ __ ] rematch. of the best submissions. in it but in general people love getting. this is a real possibility in this fight. let's take this into consideration. there's no grappling going on there you. you know no you don't know he Michael. Bisping might try to take Dan Henderson. down thinking that Dan Henderson maybe. gets tired that he's.
older who knows what's going to happen. here I think bisbing boxes his face off. [ __ ] this is going to be crazy it's. going down right now he just has to. avoid that giant [ __ ] hbomb yeah just. circle away from it but he has to do it. with one eye here we go look at that. that freaking left to the back of the. head how do they let him fight with one. eye I mean the elbow well he can see. enough he could see enough apparently. what all that stuff does it's not like. his vision is devastated to the point of. no repair it's like he needs that in.
there to keep his retina intact only he. knows in his doctors how well he can see. from it but it ain't perfect how good. does Dan look physically looks great. powerful tan too he brought in artam Lev. for this Camp oh did he yeah damn yeah a. lot of pictures of him sparring with. artum Lev on Instagram Levin who's a. former World Muay Thai Champion Joe. Schillings fought him like super high. level guy. he was a glory champ oh switch kick by. pill bis's coach said he he thinks.
bisbing wins by left high kick dude he. just switch kicked him up high and it. looks smooth as [ __ ] did he I didn't see. that I mean he blocked it but it looks. smooth as [ __ ] bisping's fighting nice. dude I don't get why more people don't. talk about his his striking coach it's. it's cyborg striking coach and bising. two monsters world champion BJ pen he. worked with BJ pen too Jason p is a bad. [ __ ] BJ's out of the huh yes he. is and he canceled the entire card. because of that God. dog BJ got injured apparently damn I.
don't know what the injury is love me. some BJ pen love him but you know what. man um that was a a crazy way to jump. back into the. pool no favors you know we don't know he. looked terrible in his last fight I. thought when he fought Frankie Edgar you. know you got to realize he's also. fighting a monster but we might have. seen him look that bad high he was tall. stance that was also camp in Hawaii and. since then he trained Greg Jackson and. he's been there for a time now that. right hendo landed a right hand.
people dude this one's that thing lands. flush this [ __ ] is over you got a 46y. old world champion yeah if it lands if. it lands it landed once on everybody. right I mean nobody can take that. [ __ ] thing Kan Velasquez will get. knocked out by that right and he's left. hook too man but you know bisb just. thinking about that right now yes he is. but it doesn't matter so is Lumbard the. thing about Dan Henderson is he's got. that one touch thing going on where he. can just connect out of nowhere like.
with Lumbard he hits him with a back. elbow and puts him to sleep who the [ __ ]. does. that that's a barroom fight take a. picture with Dan Henderson put your hand. on his back it's like you're holding one. of those Indian Indian statues that has. cigars yeah it's like all raw he's made. out of wood pure wood he does like Ryan. Parsons who was his manager and his. trainer for a long time Ryan Parsons. used to do massage on him like he had do. de tissue on him he said dude I'd be. [ __ ] exhausted he said I've never. I've never massaged anybody or you know. Ryan's chiropractor too cuz I've never.
manipulated anybody who's as dense as. Dan is that is there blood coming down. there there blood on top of his head. there is that was from the that first. one first left where is the blood do you. know it looks like it's on the top of on. his hairline yeah there's a Maybe from a. headbutt no is that left jab I think. well the good news is he already can't. see so this probably not bothering him. at all as long as he don't go in the. other eye then he's blind yeah he. doesn't give a [ __ ] no he doesn't who's. more game than Michael bisbing you ever. met a guy let me ask you this has any. guy benefited more than the trt movement.
than bisbing no he's one of them he's. World Champ well so is Mighty Mouse. Mighty Mouse but he never suffered from. it I'm saying Bago fought him on that. [ __ ] fought him on EPO and he still beat. him yeah yeah yeah but but I'm saying he. he's never had any issues with it. bisbing fought guys lost the only guys. who have been trt guys you're right. you're right and took him 10 years to. get his [ __ ] title shot then he gets. it on what a 8 day notice and beats Luke. rockold what the [ __ ] how can you not.
root for that guy I know what are you. talking about he's his game as they come. man and he's been in the business. forever remember he won Ultimate Fighter. that right you see that right again yeah. what did he win season two ultimate two. or three right I think whatever Tate was. on that switch kick to the body is nice. his switch kick is. beautiful God that almost that almost. landed yeah but almost is a really. important point. like he's sliding just out of the. way I know but that timing that timing. hey doesn't that timing kind of happen.
yes but you see the way the distance. between I mean look it can totally land. don't get me wrong but the way it's. missing right there right there perfect. [ __ ] you Fu me what the hell what the. hell's going on he's 46 years old what. is going on oh oh elbow El to the Head. God I don't want to see this it's not. over man Bisping is [ __ ] struggling. God get up Bisping get up. grapple he's hanging in there Bisping.
God [ __ ] get through the. round he's like come on come on he's. still here holy [ __ ] this is a [ __ ]. War this is. no kick rest why rest here's another. thing about another thing about Bisping. people underestimate resting heartbeat. 34 beats per minute at this cut it's. crazy dud. dud they right freaking merked him it's. a crazy [ __ ] ey. son how about that all all Camp avoid.
they Circle away from that [ __ ] right. hand the right first round listen this. is not that bad this is not that bad. it's no here's the thing it's below the. eye whatever is happening up top is in. the forehead which bleeds a lot but not. that bad hey that's his good eye isn't. that going to swell shut it could but it. might not here's the thing they're. working on the cut the real problem at. this. oh just the one thing you don't want to. happen almost is a good point almost is.
a good point and that was not. almost it almost happened again the. exact same. thing dodged the bullet right there the. amount of pressure bis's under right now. I feel for the guy man I don't want him. to lose I love here's the thing man that. [ __ ] he Dan can definitely still. knock him out 100% he can knock anybody. out we said that before but bisbing. survived you know just the fact that he. was able to survive that's goddamn. gigantic mess up your cardio too a.
little bit though if you're Bisping it. might but Bisping again I'm wored. ridiculous cardio remember his Anderson. Silva fight he was basically out in that. to came back exactly he was out out got. flying KNE to the face and Anderson just. walked away from it like it was a like. it was a walk away KO and the referee. kept the fight going that Herb Dean said. [ __ ] her was like look I'll tell you. what it's done is look at. him I'll tell you what it's done. [ __ ] my job is ref AR hey wake. up mate get your [ __ ] ass up round [ __ ].
look at. this oh oh my. goodness come on Michael he just has to. land that one shot God God damn it come. on bisbing oh look at that inside leg. kick he and that was beautiful technique. fake the right hand now he went high. with it holy [ __ ] Dan but Dan doesn't. care about that no he really doesn't. give a [ __ ] about any of that he's ready. to fire this H bomb but that all still. sucks I like the way bisping's moving it. doesn't mean that Dan can't land it but.
here's the thing it's coming well you. brought up cam super important that left. eye is swelling hardcore right. now I wouldn't mind a take down from he. does Bisping looks good he does he. doesn't look hurt at all he just needs. to get a little yeah he just needs to. get a sweat on maybe thaton gas during. that flurry he he might have he was. going for a knockout he doesn't have any. energy well he might Tak volume puncher. he punched him in the knee yeah he just. punched him in his but he's not a volume. puncher he might just be waiting to land. that [ __ ] nuclear bomb yeah but look.
he keeps getting hit with that switch. kick to the arms that [ __ ] takes a lot. out of you man it does look at this. Michael bising looking for the power. right hand over the top you know what. the scary thing in this fight is cuz. bisbing that they play that highlight. him getting knocked out right it's Dan. Hon's [ __ ] logo so going to the fight. I'm I'm assuming he wants that Revenge. try and knock him out I think he's right. hand it's kind of slapping that didn't. land yeah you guys are both blind I. don't give a [ __ ] if you have 1013. Vision what is it.
10:15 10:5 oh inside l oh bis doing work. son [ __ ] dude if he pulls us off this. would be the craziest UK fight ever oh. [ __ ] at oh my goodness dude he was. playing oh my good left hook over the. top that's an old posum too he's seen. this before it's like a bus cra or. something what's scarier than AUM. nothing a badger he's more of a badger a. honey badger yeah honey badger God be.
careful now oh [ __ ] again that left high. kick is a big factor that's why they. were talking about it huh Bisping is a. beautiful left high kick mhm look at. this jab looking for the right hand. bisping's looking to catch in with the. right hand they got to get that end. swell on that [ __ ] eye in between the. rounds oh look at that spent some time. in Thailand for this Camp too see that. video mother fucker's kicking now like. yeah he keeps improving every fight [ __ ]. yeah oh right he's the champ too you. have to respect the fact that him. winning the champ the championship must.
have had an extreme effect on his. confence confidence yeah he's and he's a. guy that's never lacked confidence. exactly then he gets the belt he's like. oh [ __ ] I was right I told you I was. [ __ ] right I told you all fruit P for. everybody they got big balls in the UK. right should Christ yeah Conor is. considered UK well he's Ireland yes. well it's oh look at that KNE to the. body people they don't even know what. the [ __ ] UK. is shut it off.
shut right hand left to the. body he's saying low he's like [ __ ] you. God be careful now beautiful combination. Theo. e. God oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh my goodness. I cover his mouth with a hammer he's. covering his mouth old old. school it's so raw dude it's so raw he's.
covering his breath he's trying to get. that arm free so he can cover his mouth. again. that's right here that is some old man. he's going to rise up he's going to. break that clinch he's going to rise up. and come down let me ask you guys this. let me ask you guys this who the [ __ ]. you give this round to God that's what I. was thinking who the [ __ ] do you give. this R bisbing tuning him up bisbing how. about this you got to go list man he. thought he was he thought he had it man. he thought he had it he was turning it. on he thought he was going to win by. knockout he's so confident and Henderson.
just drops the [ __ ] hammer on him how. about keep that left up look at that he. is tying him up pretty good yeah coming. back that's behind look at this it's. going to be he's going to rise up and. watch oh dude the the it's it's in. England so may help it'd be tough to. give bising that round boy that's a. weird round man because for sure. Henderson had one spectacular moment but. for sure before that tuning give that to. Henderson first three and a half minutes.
was bisbing M you look at the round and. say who won that round won that round I. didn't put him away here's the thing. look at this boom wobble dude he tuned. Henderson up kick to the dick for. most kick to the dick oh it was a kick. to the dick oh my God and bisping's like. say what notice the eve Lavine let you. get your ass. whoop did you call goodness evil you. evil LaVine I like that look at.
that he's asking questions he said what. happened God damn it come on bis Bing. [ __ ] man well he's got to got to get. that end swell see they're working on. the cut but there's all that swelling I. don't see them I don't know maybe they. weren't we weren't looking at it but I. would like to see them have that metal. piece put that [ __ ] on and at the end. when you know there's 10 seconds left. then put that [ __ ] on that cut yeah fill. it up but the most important thing is. that he can see the cut is not going to. affect his vision the cut under twice.
with that hey how good is bisping's chin. though iron iron IR but you got to. realize that bisbing part of that flurry. was him kicking Henderson in the dick. now that we know that for sure oh left. high kick again dude look at Dan just. like keep coming it's like a [ __ ]. bear trap so do you give the first two. rounds to Henderson I do I would yeah I. do I don't know I don't know after the. kick to the dick now that I know it's a. kick to the dick that's what I'm saying. now might say I might say it's an even.
round or you might be able to give it to. bisbing no I don't know I don't know how. would the kick to the dick sway you more. towards almost he almost finished him in. the second round he almost how could you. lose how could you lose a round where. you almost fin it's true he almost. finished him no you got a good point I. mean I'm just making an argument I'm. like what are we what are we judging you. know first two rounds kick to the knee. first two rounds it seemed like. Henderson could almost have finished him. yep correct but it looked like bisbing. was coming on strong the second round. but now we know as a kick to the dick.
that had a big factor in there think. about if you're a judge though you're. thinking God who did the most damage the. most shots if you look at the strike. stats I guarantee you Bisping landed way. more shots well they also don't care. well they don't care about that usually. look at dots and liner but the the the. actual volume you know I'm embarrassed. to say I have not seen that fight how. dare you sir I'm embarrassed well you've. been killing elk so I'm out there I'm I. got to get a Year's worth of meat in one. shot that's that's fair want providing. for his family you want some I don't. have a grill how dare I wish You' bring.
some are you American I know dude. there's a crazy fight going on you guys. talking about a grill come on you're. right hry hungry though Bisping looks. very good look at that jab here's the. thing about Bisping man he's looking. fluid and smooth even in the face of. dire danger and he's looking bloody but. he's not changing his game plan like. he's like guys let's keep doing it. [ __ ] win by knockout man he wants it. too bad and he's open himself up. pressure been able survive do like I.
mean you he's got to go after him I he's. got to he wants to wear Dan out and. right now we're we're headed into the. third right so we got two 50 in the. third we got two more rounds after this. this is crazy oh beautiful jab Dan does. look a little wet looks a little TI. still got the power he can throw that. leg kick any time dude but that was a F. beautiful fake to a leg kick and he's. showing it to him again now he attacks. with the inside I think bisbing to win. has to win these next three rounds too I.
don't think he can lose one of these. rounds yeah bisping's got to be careful. with that thing that he's doing he's. doing this switch to the high kick but. he's doing it he's dropping that left. hand in a big way see he keeps doing it. and pulling back yeah if Henderson times. that that switch to the high kick if. he's got it in him it's a matter whether. he's got it in the tank but he throws. that step in looping right hand if he. can time that switch to the high kick. bispen can't get out of the way once. that leg's in play why why his legs up. in the air and he's throwing especially. when you're going high there's very. little head movement there very little.
that you have left he's also timing his. jab when he comes in that's all D been. coming over the top of yeah Henderson's. thrown like three punches this round oh. there it is that's it that punch that. cuz that's all it takes well I don't. think he's the power tank it's the power. tank just refueling I don't think he's. capable of making those oh he made the. fake to the knap I don't think he's. capable of making those those rounds the. way bisping's fighting no M he just he's. just refueling that battery yeah he's.
got video game yeah he's just yeah is. his right hand video game is his right. hand actually known as the hbomb yeah I. think Maro I think that's Marl Rono I. think he named. it it again but up it looked like Dan. slipped he landed and then slipped. yeah God that's. danger bisbing no matter what happens in. this they're going to look back at. bisbing in UK history four four stries.
Warrior right come on this did the. bigger and better in the UK the first. round Henderson landed more because he. had bis dearly in trouble like no one. thinks that that Bisping won the first. round right impossible first first round. 100% Henderson second round debatable he. he looked great for a while but he got. knocked down and almost finished at the. end of the round at the end of the round. over there's a difference between third. round the third. round yes he's still got all he's got to. do is throw one big bomb that's it one. bomb none of this means Dan looks tired.
too and bis just makes it a better fight. butle H bomb is right [ __ ] there look. right there you never know powerful. stiff kick by Dan look for the high kick. by bis now I see why at bis but now I. see why they want the left look at. that at he smiled at him he knows it. yeah as long as he's standing no matter. how wobbly he is remember Fedor was. [ __ ] him up and then uh yeah then he. he hit with that underhook face hit him.
on the side you remember how Fedor was. winning he went up to dog fight from. side control he didn't have the wizard. he kept punching so he had his back and. then the. side that thing turned around quick all. because of that wizard yep all because. of uh going the of wizard deep half of. wizard lack of wizard he was ins side. control with the underhook Blasted up. the dog fight from side control boom. Fedor kept throwing punches when he. should have throw the wizard and wizard.
him back down but he kept throwing. punches so he got his back and then he. kind of face planted he was fine he was. winning but he face planted had to take. a one second break but that position Dan. Henderson was right there well Henderson. Henderson went I think he went for the. Deep half if I remember correctly and he. got here and then he threw an uppercut. and he dropped like Fedor like face. planted from the uppercut I think he. scrambled and I think in the scramble. Henderson landed a nasty uppercut as far. as remember remember then he went face. plant and then he finished had him.
inside control knocked him down him. inside control got we're going to the. fourth round we're going to the fourth. we got to pay attention to. this watch yeah we'll watch it we'll. watch it for sure here we go how about. this fight and people are hating on it. oh I loved it I love this fight I'm so. glad they made it damn this is the. fourth round only holy [ __ ] Jes. rockold has got to be home right now. going what in the [ __ ]. oh he like how did I underestimate this. dude look how gangster Michael Bisping. is looks tough he's gangster as [ __ ].
still two1. Henderson uh I don't know man we're in. England who knows who's judging it who's. you know I would agree with you he won. the last one it's two to one it's two to. one in my book yeah I'm with Eddie I'm. with Eddie it could be it could be two. to one or someone might have made the. second round and even. round someone may have gave that last. round to Dan Henderson no they have to. be. crazy those guys Tower seven on an. inside. JN here it goes I'm just kidding you.
almost [ __ ] up I know I almost [ __ ]. up got conspiracy theory that's going to. blow after this we got plenty of time. after this fight after this fight we got. plenty of time we got we don't have to. go anywhere I wish you J and brought. some meat or something we could snack on. dude I got something I saw you cooking. that up did J know's [ __ ] Pizza. crushes dominoes remember that [ __ ] okay. let's let's just watch the fight inside. leg kick by Henderson about that okay. okay oh right hand over the top watch sh.
out he's talking to him [ __ ] yeah was. saying something come on come on come on. come. on God I got to pee so hard go ahead no. I can't PE to I'm I'm going to do at the. round hey dude we need to have someone. invent like something that we could pee. right here in like a little they got. that oh Bisping heard him where is it at. bisping's just teeing off man the volume. the volume that Bisping threw look at. that he is throwing that front side kick. to the knee well not to the knee but the.
th Brown kick above the knee Charlie. Brown kick it's not weird that you're. not allowed to Target the joint with a. strike but you're allowed to heal hook. somebody what the [ __ ] is that oh God. that that wasn't bad that is a weird. rule Joe like you can't front kick a. dude right on the kneecap but you can. heal hook him and rip his [ __ ] knee. apart who says you can't front kick the. knee in some states oh that's some. states have rules against attacking the. joint. most [ __ ] rule we talked about that. get your rest Dan. not knees are not the S head's okay not.
the sacred Dan's a pro he's going to. take his time take 459 got time to piss. he's a pro he's a pro yeah he got. cracked second time of the fight oh that. was toes to the nut sack. son yeah he's but he's going to take. good move that's what you [ __ ] get. from having big balls now here's let me. ask you this do you think they should be. able to work work on Michael bisping's. eye while Dan Henderson is uh is sitting. there recovering like yeah it's an. accidental foul wouldn't it be nice if. he could see a little bit better no that.
would be [ __ ] well it's just time. off it's just an eye is he going to go. back oh he's going to take the time he's. definitely taking time he's going to do. the full five he's 46 they the UFC. should hire people to massage the balls. that doesn't help oh just makes him hurt. trust me it helps always come on no. matter what this right yeah always no. matter what goes away you see that he's. sto like trying to shake that ball down. imagine if that was the job of like one. girl like this one girl was just like to.
beot ball massage you what I mean it's. it's about uh the technique what is what. is look like who cares if she has fake. tits Michael Bisping is complaining that. Dan Henderson is milking it he started. clapping and pointing to him he's still. taking his time is complaining that Dan. Henderson is is milking this he's a pro. I know I know a vet when I see here we. go dude perfect timing it's like you. have a psychic connection to Dan. Henderson you're back you're back from. the can I know a vet when I see it yeah. man a good though he used it well how.
long do you think he waed two minutes or. three minutes maybe even maybe right you. got three rounds rest that's a big rest. for a guy who's tired who's 46 have you. heard of those cups where they make a. mold of your [ __ ] dick and your balls. oh yeah I hear about those every day you. know the circles I travel. in they make there's a doctor that makes. a mold of your [ __ ] package and they. make a cup around your package sounds. like aedile let's watch the fight hey. 218 and keep track of what Dan does.
after that long break he's going to drop. a [ __ ] nuclear right hand serious. recovery exact he that was oh the left. look at that the lack of flexibility in. that leg kick those Charlie Brown kicks. I love them world class level yeah I. think great and he head kicked he head. kicked act to Lumbard with that leg sure. as hell did oh look at that Jab oh he's. coming oh man you give him two minute. rest oh you [ __ ] up he he had kicked. Lumbard with the right I wonder if Dan. Henderson was knocking fools out like in. junior high I'm sure grade school here's.
what everybody forgets here's what. everybody forgets they used to call him. decision Dan everybody forgets this yes. I did a whole piece about this for the. UFC recently that it wasn't until 2003. it was when he knocked out marilo bante. he knocked out marilo Bustamante and he. everybody knew that he had power like. remember he [ __ ] up vanderlay he hurt. his eye I I think that was 2001 if I had. to remember correctly in Pride but. around the marillo Bustamante fight he. started realizing he could MK.
[ __ ] so he started really like. throwing all his power into shots as. something changed in Dan Henderson's. fight style because now everybody knows. him has one of the most dangerous. knockout punchers ever but they used to. call him decision Dan on the Underground. that was his nickname rck Bo had this. went through the same thing Ric B never. knocked anybody out in the beginning and. they he was criticized about that then. he started [ __ ] people boxing a. little different cuz Dan you know with. his world class wrestling background he. was just decision guys using his.
grappling and they figure out oh [ __ ]. this right hand is from God check this. out yeah also different because there's. only one thing that correct you know I. mean we're we're talking. about wow look at this when rck Bo was. fighting he was just boxing you know Dan. learned how to strike while he was MMA. fighting correct learned how to just. drop ha. came into just a straight wrestler yeah. look at bisbing throwing Sidekicks to. the knee man B face bis's eye came at a. good point man that eye is swelling up.
real proper well bisbing has a a. background in traditional martial arts. and a lot of people forget that like. he's a really good kicker D he took a mo. tie fight at like. 17 I'm not surprised he has good karate. too is it two round is it 2 two who won. that round I know got to give that to. bis B no volume what did Henderson do he. landed a few left Jabs right but the. volume of strikes overall you got to. give it to bisbing so this might be the.
deciding round I know this is crazy and. bis Bing's cardio is insane I I would. assume I think bisbing puts on a flurry. here but he's going to open himself up. to a huge right hand maybe but so the. second round is well here you go. Henderson did not fight hard at the end. of the round after he came back after. taking that break so that might have. been part of his strategy he might have. said look I'm going to take. I'm yeah and then um this is a really. smart move cuz I'll have a deep gas tank. in the fifth round and it's his last. round of his career Henderson's last.
round that's what he's been saying yeah. but I would say that too if I was trying. to renegotiate my contract as the. middleweight champion of the world but. bisbing is at home I got a good idea I. bet he's done he might be done but Dees. to the rest of your come on baby could. be the last five minutes you ever see D. Henderson fight this is a big five. minutes [ __ ] yeah come here we go here. we go the. legend okay if he wins this fight he. arguably has a greatest career of all. time let's think about that what's on.
the line this next Force UFC yeah two. two titles simultaneously in Pride. Strike Force title knocked out Fedor. knocked out Hector Lumbard in his last. fight and at 46 years old if he could. win it's arguably as the greatest career. of all time look at bisin going he's. looking. spr but and Olympic medal right no he no. he silvered yeah he silvered he silvered. in the Olympics yeah that's a career oh. yeah oh he's he's on the Mount Rushmore. 100% sure if not the second or first guy.
on I was there for his first fight in. the UFC in 1996 damn that's old school. remember he fought Frank was it 96 why. did I say6 no it couldn't have been 96. cuz my first uh time in the UFC was in. 97 so it must have been 97 or 98 dude I. think you're right about him saving for. this last round J yeah well that's what. a veteran would do right you got that 3. minutes let's just's Skate for the next. and try to blow him out what year was it. yeah powerful memory 98 sorry 98.
97 98 you're Alan goes oh that's right. Allan goes very controversial unanimous. decision hey have you ever seen Alan Go. versus Frank shamro sure haven't oh [ __ ]. that was in pancreas Palm strikes only. watch that [ __ ] I'm never mad at pal. here we go here we go. 336 this is big this is huge come on. baby o nice combination see when you're. looking at sheer volume bisping's got a.
big lead and see there's an argument to. be said for breaking fights up in rounds. is not wise and that the wise way to. judge a fight is to give them rounds but. judge the fight as a whole that's what. Pride did and I think that's the more. effective. hand it's like a like he's got some kind. of he's like the reap with that [ __ ]. it's just ridiculous power ridiculous. power what are those blades called. sickles yeah block that left high kick.
yeah the high kick hasn't been I think. that we have a flawed system and a guy. being able to win around and then win. around and and then a couple rounds. later he gets almost finished and the. fight ends with him being almost. finished but yet he can still win cuz. cuz you're saying cuz that guy won the. fight but the other guy won on the card. knock he won the game how about knock. out only MMA like you only KN or. submission or submission it's finish. onlye to that it's finish only only. insane you keep going you have overtime.
rounds till someone gets finished and. you do it in a football field yes let's. do you want to do it is it on down dude. I. told Dan white dog going to make this. [ __ ] happen indan reservation we're. going to call. it with the right left RC bisbing with a. beautiful right left nice there nice jab. is there already an RFC oh nice inside. leg kick by Dan probably reality. Fighting Championships wasn't that. something how about fight companion.
championships just call the Rogan Fight. League fight companion championships is. good yeah [ __ ] the we oh this Henderson. with the right hand be careful over. there be careful on that cage Bisby 143. to go bet that crowd's going he takes. him down oh man are you kidding me look. at this he's got his back dude oh [ __ ]. he's gonna get an e bar. he's Gonna Roll for neart damn what the. [ __ ] he's just the Roman he's about to. do some nasty ground and pound here now. the new have not got into effect.
yet the ground dude he's oh. [ __ ] [ __ ] 117 ofg certainly did big deep. breaths 15 and bisping's got that crazy. cardio they both like a little dude what. is that decision going in England what. if it finishes like this it's nobody's. going to be mad at a bisbing decision in. England yeah but I I guarantee you the. UFC brought their own judges you think.
oh yeah I would imagine I'd imagine oh. look at this I would imagine you can't. really rely on local. judges sure [ __ ] can't rely on the. American judges going for a take down. he's not going to take him down oh that. doesn't make him look he's going to lose. this round oh not NE. there's still 32 seconds of Hammer Time. possibly that's true he's landed more. strikes in the last three rounds that's.
what it says yeah yeah he has for sure. won the last three rounds signic 10. round one at 108 it's got to be right. left you see that round one got to be a. 10 I would say so for sure it's going to. be a draw then who the [ __ ] knows right. draw we still got 11 the draw it's rare. they get look this fly in the. face how much time right 10 seconds. it's over oh he tried a cartwheel kick. but meanwhile he ends the fight on his. back that ain't good no terrible kickb. might eek this decision I think he got.
it he might have won bet it's going to. be a draw he won the last three rounds. but the first round was a 108 draw who. knows man it won't do a draw it's done. we could turn it off now start talking. about. RFC what we were going to talk about. something what fight oh Fedor and Dan. Henderson pull up Fedor and Dan. Henderson cuz I think I think. this is what I think I think Fedor was. on top ground imp pounding Henderson. went to the Deep half he reversed him. got into a position where he was on his. back and hit him with an uppercut and.
flat-faced uh Fedor what do you thinked. that's exactly and then he finished. ground Fedor cracked him right dropped. he dropped him and then feder was inside. control trying to finish him from inside. control Dan Henderson hit that underhook. and he hit that under Jack underhook. face planted Fedor he face pled here it. is let's just watch it so we see what. happens wait wait wait wait wait let's. see let's see the bisbing decision first. yeah for sure but they they're going. it's going to take a few seconds before. they show the.
decision so here uh push ahead to the. stoppage he cracks it looks like he he. cracks Anderson has him on the ground. right before that buddy so yeah he drops. him he ends up ins side control Dan. Henderson from side control grabs the. underhook takes it to dog fight Fedor. doesn't throw a whizard in he exposes. his back and then he hits him with shots. confident in this so I'm inclined to. think that you know what you're talking. about I'm never but I could be wrong. though I've been Buddy and I'm like damn. I remembered it all wrong I could easily.
be wrong that's also Fedor Fedor there. by the way that's the sort of that's. Fedor that had already been stopped by. Bigfoot Silva still though and it was. also the Fedor that fought big um Brett. Rogers and didn't do well in that fight. a lot of people worried that real quick. here it is he drops him this is the. fight right he hits him with A Hard. Punch see here's the Deep. Upp drop. flat control that go back what you guys. talking about go back you.
deep we go to the judg scard for Judes. score the contest oh [ __ ] here he comes. 47. 4847 and. 4946 oh it's bis for the winner by. unanimous decision. bisb oh [ __ ] wow I'll tell you what. those the. rockold widman those boys are licking. their. chops.
damn wow that was a freaking fight you. know what at the end of the fight BB at. the end of the fight however you scored. looked like listen to him listen to him. they just said something to each. other. [ __ ] sorry about that sorry I want to. hear what they were saying to each. other okay um let's watch the Fedor. knockout one more.
time I wonder what bis show that [ __ ]. one more time let's see what he say slow. motion give it up for Dan Henderson. beautiful got that goldfish ey we can't. really play this though the problem is. we can't play the ball I see what you're. saying it's not ours yeah look look you. got to look look hurts him he's going to. side control he grabs the underhook at. it looked like it was. a his right leg was on the outside he. may have even been guard it may have.
been quter he may have had the foot it's. hard to tell one more time it wasn't. deep deep half would have been like no. you're right I thought for some reason I. had imagined that his right leg was in. play that it was in between the legs but. you're right you're totally right look. control right there he's inside control. maybe quter guard maybe quter guard dog. fight no wizard uppercut yep no you're. totally right he did it he did it uh. from the is that Michael bisping's dad. there that is wow powerful bisbing I. feel good for that guy defend his title.
Big Win feel good for that guy in his. hometown I got be honest I wish both. would retire and know it's controversial. I wish both retire bisbing you want him. to retire why he's not too old like what. is it he's if he when he loses got a lot. a lot think think bunch of great fights. coming. up got some big paydays coming up yeah. big pay a going nowhere you got to worry. about he use it too much he loves it. just as much as anybody if not more okay. tell me which fight he's favor unless. she goes through him widman let the guy.
let the guy enjoy his victory I'm. not every match that he's in he could. win he got a point he could win every. match he got a point you never know beat. rockold rock I'm just saying he's the. underdog in every single one of those. matchups that's he's the underdog in the. rockold fight and that's how he won the. title that' be the but you're right do. you think he what he was he favored in. this fight yes two to one two to one's. big okay here's a scary fight for him. yoel. Romero and and rock old rematches.
stuff's a monster IAH Hall's a monster. dude IAH Hall got stopped in his last. fight by Derrick Brunson but he's a. goddamn monster I don't think wor about. him right now though they're all who. who's not worried about him because not. worried about CU he's 10 he just lost. yeah wiman's dangerous as [ __ ] those top. don't sleep don't sleep on Talis leus. he's one of those guys like he's just. like Damen MAA they came in pure. Jiu-Jitsu didn't have striking didn't. have wrestling but a lot of uh Jiu-Jitsu.
guys would have just said [ __ ] it I got. there's enough money in Jiu-Jitsu you. know myself included no need to do that. true you know but he stuck it out Damon. Maya stuck it out Ron carero stuck it. out fabrio W woom stuck it out and man. now they're legit Strikers now with. legit wrestling I heard for over versus. Kane December is that it that's what I. heard that's the rumor M tyus lake has. got an armed triangle from hell he could. put anybody let ask you this that's a. sleeper right there why would they have.
that fight Ste needs time off how much. time does he need off enough time for. those guys to fight in the winner. interesting that's interesting do you. agree with that do you think that's a. good idea I do to have Kane fight. Fabricio again I do CU if you have Kane. and Fabricio both wait and fight. different guys you know what I'm saying. you could have that that could be a. headliner too [ __ ] yeah it's a headliner. yeah two. 7 yeah what's that Jamie the December. 30th one oh New Year's Eve so they'll. probably be the Ronda Rousey fight if. she comes back she'll probably be on the.
the New Year's Eve card that's usually. the biggest you think that's going to. happen who knows she's definitely uh you. you don't know I mean I have no idea all. over I have no idea about this you don't. you don't really know this is cool. they're shaking hands and he's giving. him props is he retiring right now I. don't know I think he is. I wish we judge the fight on how you. look after the fight Legend.
son that's cool yeah good for bisbing. man what did he say how did he reply to. that I don't know what did he say I. don't. know I wish we judged a fight on how you. look after the fight how he looks busted. up how. rude it was a great fight a great. [ __ ] fight when back at bis Bing's. career when they do a documentary on. that [ __ ] like on. HBO if it ended right now. [ __ ] Legend well well yeah he's by far.
the biggest thing ever happened in UK. MMA but you look at his career look at. the guys he's lost to most of them are. trt guys and look the guys he's beat. okay but the UK is Ireland right didn't. we establish that it's not someone. tweeted and said no no sorry folks we're. so sorry all you people over there we. didn't get offended. by geography we don't know we don't know. who your king is there's a lot of [ __ ]. we don't know hey kings are [ __ ] cool. I wish we had a king better than what. the [ __ ] we got now I don't think they. rather a goddamn King damn Edd's upset I.
don't think Ireland has bring back the. guillotine Ireland doesn't have Kings I. don't think so I don't I wish I knew we. all sound like complete but Eng doesn't. have Kings either they have prin they. have Queens oh they're going to show the. Brad picket Yuri Alin to fight this is a. one round spoil oh there it is official. name k is UN of Great Britain in. Northern Ireland H okay official name of. the UK is United Kingdom break Great. Britain and Northern Ireland but I. thought Ireland and Northern Ireland. were like pretty much United now hey bro. so England Scotland Wales and Ireland.
are the United. Kingdom. okay although most of Ireland is now. independent. interesting huh Irish people are just. Clowning us right now yeah they're like. they don't know [ __ ] about us he can't. even do a [ __ ] Irish accent joy joy. could do an Irish accent he could do. Conor McGregor Kenny didn't didn't you. just do Joey doing Conor McGregor be I. probably did it. Yu good I forgot can do Joey it's one of.
the funniest [ __ ] look at this oh [ __ ]. Yuri Alcantara all over Brad picket Brad. Pickett's had some goddamn Wars in his. career didn't Brad picket uh who did he. knock out well he hurc he hurt well he's. knocked out a bunch of no but he's. knocked out a big big time dude uh that. that would surprise you was it Ben in a. order that would surprise you no who was. it big time guy can you bring that up J. he didn't knock out benitz right the. only guy knock out benitz was Mighty. Mouse did he knock out Mighty Mouse I.
don't think so doson no I don't think so. no uh Brad picket knocked someone the. [ __ ] out see if you can find out Brad. pickets early career. WC dude SP El please got elbow to the. temple nasty punches hope they caught. that on. on super slow-mo nasty ground and pound. see what he's doing he's passing he's. never he never went to his knees he. passed. standing now he's on his knees once he.
passes look at that beautiful he didn't. get on his knees till he passed that. beautiful look at this standing triangle. triang triangle R kid damn that was. nasty armar arm bar oh triang oh my God. both at the same time look at this. triang beautiful beautiful pick it. already the beautiful amazing that's the. way jiujitsu is supposed to look just. like that it's supposed to look just. like that we need a highlight re of that.
that was pretty stunning you your. average Jiu-Jitsu school that happens. all the time keep going down keep going. down look look up left that's his record. right there jeez keep going down for me. it's it's one that surprise you who. record we're already all the way down to. 2007 I know keep going damn God hold let. me see am I batet crazy that's Brad pick. it hold on thinking about someone else. no I'm missing one uh de uh yeah demri. Johns sorry he didn't knock out he beat. Demus Johnson interesting years beat.
Demetrius Johnson how crazy is that you. don't think about. it you knew it called knockout but I. know it's a big. win that's a big win that's crazy though. right that's a crazy win that Pi it's a. [ __ ] yeah well he's a really. good Striker this Brazilian how no one. brings that [ __ ] up. I know so did Dominick Cruz powerful. Alpha Brain bringing that out of my. brain damn. dude Kell Brook we could not remember K. both of us embarrassing dry dry as dust.
God nothing searching for water I was. just looking for something just a. freaking hint that happens so often to. me man I'm wondering like when is it. going to like obviously I'm 49 and. obviously my brain is not going to work. in 40 years like when I'm 89 for sure. it's going to suck so like when does it. start slide is it going to start next. year keep up with that on it alphab. brain man I'm doing my best but it's not. going to work 300 years was 96 and he.
was still speaking like he was 29 that's. interesting but technology might Advance. you know and help your brain out you. never know what if you could put your. bra ja Daniels versus technology who. gets there first what if they could put. your brain they figured out they haven't. figured out how to put a brain in. another body but they did figure out how. to take your brain and put it in some. [ __ ] and keep you alive so that you're. alive you just can't move you're just. your brain I don't want that wait where. didd you read this in in some some.
German website they can keep you alive. was it a pop up on that website I said I. said what if what. if if they could if they could take your. brain out and keep you conscious on your. brain where you could actually make [ __ ]. happen with just your brain they figur. but they can't figure out they haven't. figured out how to take your and put it. on another body but it was coming. they're doing some experiments would you. do it in. 85 100 I you got to do it while you're. alive so basically you got to commit.
suicide and then they have you in your. brain and you're in the hospital and. then they got to bring you home you have. to be like brain from Teenage Ninja. Turtles remember that guy I think his. name was something they have like a map. of the future laid out and you have to. commit to this map of the future they. got to go look right now we can't put. you in another body but we have to keep. your body in this gel for at least 3. years before we put you in another body. you can still talk to your homies the. way we have it way we have it projected. uh the brain and the body oh so he's got. like a super robot looking at that was.
Shredder's main. homie that's what I'm talking about. right now but imagine if they said CGI. what we've determined is that the brain. has to stay in the solution for three. years so for three years you are you are. going to be trapped in this brain and. you'll stay alive you'll know that. you're alive and you're [ __ ] we just. don't know. it's going to be like come but after 3. years we don't know how you're going to. deal with the fact you couldn't talk you. couldn't tell anybody you were okay you. had to survive inside of this jar for.
three years as a bra an electro with an. eye so that you could see out your brain. so you can't talk you can't communicate. but the people that know you your homies. your family they just put on [ __ ] TV. they go he loves this [ __ ] boom and they. could see that that that electric eye. blinking so you're kind of paralyzed Bic. for 3 years like you're doing a jail. term you're doing a jail term for 3. years you're solitary if I was 100 my. balls like down to the ground my back.
out girls would fall in love with brains. and [ __ ] you imagine that he about his. there's no communicating bro he can't. communicate but he can eventually the. smart [ __ ] can communicate. little by little they can make little. complet different you [ __ ] up the. movie evolution is evolution there's. going to be a couple brains can do. clicks for yes clicks for no you're in. you're in a bowl of jello this is my. thought my thought is doing three years. in a bowl of jello when you come out we. have to hope that you can.
psychologically survive the fact that. three you have be able to talk you a. little in your eye hey you know what. suck what's your old lady going to do. for three years take black dicks big on. you're you're. watch get it out that he wants he just. wants to see people jerking off. going to come in they're [ __ ] her. intense God and you're watching yeah and. you can tell by the brain Aura and the. color you put TN On It Go the brain. start.
P the brain. just Eastern block dudes a big giant. squareheads super aggressive with. face it's the it's the frequency of the. brain you guys [ __ ] up you fed the. gemin after midnight and he got alcohol. you guys are ruined in my movie in my. movie the brain is just the the torture. is there's no way you can express. yourself I'm not watching this terrible. they can't read into your brain they.
can't read your brain your brain is in. suspended animation it'll pulse it'll. have more blood rushing to it nope you. for 3 years it's in some sort of a. biogenetic that's a [ __ ] what the. [ __ ] did I sign up for. black you bring strippers and it's like. that's no coincidence this conspiracy. the would. say up and the Skeptics were like you. don't know it's just the brain skeps.
what happened drunks I don't too many. too many drinks the Gin after midnight. he's like Gizmo don't feed him after. midnight you're definitely making sense. for sure makes sense anyone has made. sense ever that right now okay Brendan. why are you siding with Joe do you hate. me yeah you hate hate each other hate. you. secretly listen it's totally logical.
okay yeah you guys movie was cool do you. think though that but here here's the. [ __ ] up thing if you do die right and. they can take your brain and transport. it into another body and rig up some. thing for you what if we find out though. that death is not really death that all. these ancient religions were on to. something something is that that death. is a portal to another experience that. you haven't entered into yet have you. ever done I awesome I haven't done that. but I've done DMT obviously okay which.
is the main thing in iasa which is what. your body produces when you're dying I. do DMT with you was it someone else was. it someone else it was you right you did. five methoxy DMT you know what and it. was a very spiritual experience it made. me believe that there I I believe in a. higher power I don't know what it is I. don't know if it's that be dude I don't. know if it's the Alla dude I don't know. if it's the Jewish dude I don't know if. it's the African dude or the Inca dude. but there's some kind of [ __ ] there's. some something in my opinion this is.
just my opinion something created. Created there is a creator of some sort. it could be a [ __ ] uh computer. simulation people believe that everyone. believes in computer simulations oh that. could be true Neil degrass [ __ ] Tyson. says it so that could be true that we're. a comp in a a computer simulation but. when you start talking about like a a. Creator a higher power whatever. God but a computer is that noise no I'm. following that but people at home don't. know what the [ __ ] you're doing you're.
pointing go I'm just saying that [ __ ]. Neil de grassy Tyson doesn't like Neil. degrass Tyson because he represents. absolute facts it can't be argued with. and that shit's dangerous for a. conspiracy theorist if Neil walked in. right now I would love it oh oh my God. you know what I would do if Neil de talk. Tyson walked in right now uh what would. you do he would mind [ __ ] you I don't. want to say he would choke your mind. Eddie he would choke your mind we start. put your mind in electric we start. talking about the moon and then I would.
listen to him talk about how we actually. went to the moon and I would uh enjoy. that hey so what was your point I don't. remember no it. was it was about if you die next chapter. yeah just another portal is that we. don't know look I've said this before. but I'll say it again nobody's scared to. sleep but everybody's scared to die no. everybody wants to go to sleep everybody. does we look forward to it we look. forward to shutting off because we know.
that we're going to come back but. everybody's terrified of death and we. don't understand sleep we don't know why. we need it we don't know what the [ __ ]. happens we don't know what dreams are we. don't understand what kind of. psychedelic chemicals are being produced. by our own brains while we're out cold. we don't know what the experience is. like we know we come back with crazy. memories and some some people are. capable of manipulating those memories. or manipulating that experience and they. have lucid dreaming I I have to just I. I've had brief moments of lucid dreaming. and I've never put any effort whatsoever.
into trying to get good at it but I know. that some people do they concentrate on. it all the time I've done it yeah sure s. sure I used to sleep DDS yeah there's a. lot but my point is we don't know what. it is we don't know what death is we. don't know we we're so convinced that. this state of being awake is the only. state that exists but we already know of. another state that we have no evidence. when we when we are alive when you're. walking through life you're watching the. UFC you're driving your car you have no. [ __ ] idea what was going on for eight.
hours of your day you don't you wake up. oh my alarm clock went up time to get up. you have you have evidence based on a. few [ __ ] slid shows of ridiculousness. that took place in your imagination air. quotes and the last eight [ __ ] hours. we're not talking about 5 minutes of. your day we're talking about eight. [ __ ] hours of your day where you have. to shut your head off well you literally. have no idea what's going on around you.
you have no idea you have faith that. you're going to wake up because you've. woken up every other day for your whole. life that alone is [ __ ] bizarre that. you would have any confidence whatsoever. is what happens when you die and that. you could tell me that you know for sure. you don't know what the [ __ ] happens. when you go to sleep [ __ ] you don't. have a godamn clue as to what the [ __ ]. happens when your eyes are closed and. you're yeah to to die something has to.
what's going on in your brain we don't. know we don't know it's this we we're. all basing on our rudimentary. understanding of normal awake. Consciousness which for a guy like me. that's on a brain scientist or you or. anybody in this room we don't [ __ ]. know we barely understand Consciousness. on the highest levels of science they. barely understand what Consciousness is. there's there's arguments as to what. causes it there's Argus arguments as to. what defines it what's def is it does a. plant conscious plants can detect when.
animals are chewing next to them plants. they they excrete certain chemicals to. make themselves taste like [ __ ] when. they hear caterpillar sounds from a tape. recorder is that conscious no okay what. about a dog my dog knows when I'm. pulling in the driveway he starts. barking he gets excited to see me is he. conscious V trap exactly or how about. those ones in the Amazon that eat rats. they got this crazy thing that looks. like a trumpet a rat falls into it it. dissolves the rat it's like [ __ ] you're. never getting out Little Shop of hor.
yeah dude there's [ __ ] all kinds of. crazy [ __ ] that you can say that part. plant part animal Venus Fly truck. remember on TV when I was a kid you. could order that [ __ ] that was a. infomercial you still get those and. still buy them you still buy them. anywhere what the [ __ ] you buy. them someone on Valentine's Day a two. dozen Venus fly traps dude I believe I. think I had one when I was kid your. ex-wife that [ __ ] right no that be. they're dope dude they're dope they eat. flies in your house leave the window.
open come on in [ __ ] you know p a. little [ __ ] dog [ __ ] what is the. biggest ven fly trap ever recorded can. you imagine one like Little Shop of hars. remember that [ __ ] eight people mov was. that based on how eat rap they can't eat. people of course it could be something. like if you went back to the dinosaur. days I guarantee there was all sorts of. plants that were eating [ __ ] that. slipped up eating like ancient raccoons. or whatever the [ __ ] there was around 65. million years. ago dinosaurs okay you think that's.
that's the same guy that thinks that the. Earth is flat he put out a video about. dinosaurs being fake problem with that. of course we have bones shitload of. them in the museums there's no bones a. lot of them are bones and they found a. lot of them but that's not true see. here's the thing when you looking at a. fossil what you're looking at is not. necessarily really a bone what it is is. where minerals have taken place of where. the bone used to be what a fossilize. like have you ever see a Megalodon tooth. like a shark tooth on Discovery Channel.
me bud brutzman had one on his office we. had that conversation we had a. conversation about it and Bud was. telling me this is a Megalodon tooth and. I said sort of it is kind of a Megalodon. tooth but it really is a fossil of a. Megalodon tooth what that means is over. millions and millions and millions of. years the the actual tooth itself is. changed by the ground and it's becomes. mineralized and it becomes Like a Rock. so it's the shape of a Megalodon tooth. but it's not exactly the same as was in.
the Megalodon's mouth 69 million years. ago it's the the the the actual shape. the shape of it but it's not a tooth if. you do a DNA test on it it's a fossil. mhm it's weird they tell you when when. you were a kid that oil came from URS do. you remember that [ __ ] yeah that's what. they used to fossil fuel yes fossil fuel. hey man there's a guy who worked on the. JFK Administration he was the the uh. chief of Special Operations for The.
Joint Chiefs of Staff under the JFK. administration his name is l Fletcher. proudy proudy L Fletcher proudy look. that dude up when he what he says about. oil holy [ __ ] what that dude says about. oil he said this is what he's saying I. don't know if it's true I'm not a. geologist I'm not an oil he says that uh. peak oil like the scare that we're going. to run out of oil is perpetrated that's. him is perpetrated by the oil industry.
says oil is the second most abundant. liquid in the world oil is everywhere. we'll never run out of it but if if the. people knew that then they wouldn't pay. the prices they have to keep to keep the. prices high they have to uh give it this. is what this this dude's saying he might. be right but there's there was a really. interesting book that I read that I I'm. thinking about this today because today. I was throwing some I was giving some. books away actually to Goodwill we're. putting them in boxes books that I read. that I'm not going to read again and one. of them was Black Gold strangle hold and.
there's a really controversial book that. I read I I don't remember who wrote it. Jamie see if you can pull that up but it. was by a guy who was saying that oil is. actually a natural process and it's a. natural process of the earth and that. the idea that it was created by fossils. or and then later the theory was that. plants plants like rotting would create. oil he said it's a natural process of. the Earth itself and it's constantly. renewing it does kind of make sense. right that's what El Fletcher proudy. said he also said this too he said the. reason we think it's a fossil fuel is.
because John D. Rockefeller in 1892 sent a PA a group of. paid off scientists to this big. scientific Community uh committee on. organic matter in Geneva in 1892 he sent. these scientists just so that they can. put in that petroleum is organic that it. contains hydrogen oxygen and carbon so. he knew that if they passed that that if. it's if they could if he can say that. petroleum is organic matter then people. will believe that it's going to run out.
but it was all a complete hoax that's. what L Fletcher proud you can get that. book for $2 yeah yeah that's used that's. used so apparently there's all these o. oil trillions of of O gallons of oils. bursting up all over the world but you. won't see it in American Media cuz they. they want everyone to think that it's. not abundant it's so cheap we have so. much oil in Alaska and all over the. United States that it's cheaper just to. get it from the Middle East it's so much. cheaper just like it's cheaper to make. products in China than to make it here.
we can make it here but it's way cheaper. to just [ __ ] make it in China hold on. a second do you know that most of the. oil that we get is actually from. fracking now that we don't when the. Middle East is not where we get most of. our oil anymore things are changing no. that that's. part changing right now it's a big issue. with fracking I mean but according to. this dude if you at see that's the. problem it's if it's one guy it's 5. minutes he talks about it put there's no. way we're watching that I'll [ __ ] my. head will. explode finding out finding out no he.
might be right H going on that's you. want to hear that it's possible but if. that was the case wouldn't you think. here's the thing it's entirely possible. that the myth of earth the earth. creating oil through dead things and it. being a limited resource is possible and. the reason why we know it's possible is. cuz whenever there's money to be made by. manipulating the facts there's a bunch. of people that are willing to do that. and what we know about the most recent. history is that the sugar industry paid. scientists untold amounts of money to.
lie and say that saturated fats were the. cause of heart disease and that take the. blame off of sugar and this is a really. this is a really recent study or a. really recent rather uh Revelation and. we're talking within the last couple of. weeks the documentary is called. sugarcoated write that [ __ ] down. sugarcoated on Netflix you'll see sugar. scientists from Harvard Yale so when you. find this out same thing that tobacco. did the same thing to when you hear. about tobacco science tobacco science is.
paid off science Harvard Yale because. they know people believe because most. people walk around and they go oh man. I'm into science bro I'm into science. they know that they're like okay you're. into science we're going to pay off the. science they know that we're going to. pay off the scientists so we could fool. these gullible [ __ ] that's. what's going on everyone's getting. hold on a second let's. see scroll I can't see there's a camera. in the way here can you scroll up please. says oil prices were about 60% lower. than they were two years ago yet BP. reports us oil reserves are now at an.
all-time high up to 55 billion barrels. nearly double what we had just 20 years. ago this search demonstrates how even. our best experts are limited and their. ability to appreciate just how much oil. we have and can produce so it's entirely. possible that they were Hoodwinked early. on but it's also entirely possible that. they pretended they knew how the [ __ ]. oil was created in a way that would. benefit them like they'd say oh we have. a limited Supply so therefore we go to. Jack remember in the the 1970s man when. they [ __ ] up our cars we had the.
dopest [ __ ] muscle cars in the world. American muscle cars in the 1960s were. the [ __ ] but then when Jimmy Carter got. in office they sensed weakness those. [ __ ] jacked the oil rates up. through the RO and because of that we. got Mustangs that look like dog. [ __ ] according proud proudy he said that. was all part of the game make it seem. like there's a shortage cause chaos in. the United States it was all part of the. program that's how they get the prices.
of O of barrels so goddamn high if. people knew that oil was never going to. run out this is what El Fletcher proudy. said one dude though let's let's Google. El Fletcher proudy debunk Google. him a bunch this is a conspiracy the. debunked okay I mean you never know okay. but you well don't say okay you want to. know whether he's right or whether he's. crazy right so let's let's find. something. de. assassin you know you you might be right.
you might be right no you might be right. or they might be legitimate scientists. that are exposing a guy who doesn't. exactly know what he's talking about. that's imposs that's entirely possible. too you never not one guy there's plenty. of guys bring I'll bring more. guys YouTube. YouTube Hold on hold on YouTube the oil. deception it's a five. partent YouTube we go to YouTube see. just see if you find anything about his.
credentials or that sn's post is 12. years old and it's just a message board. so that you can't really count so just. find something see if you can find. something listen to him it's 2 minutes. listen to him listen how could you not. be interested in listening to this guy I. do I but not right now I'm your boy. telling you this is. legit doubting what does it say no I'm. not doubting you I'm doubting the people. that have informed you is he telling the. truth or a bunch of Tall Tales well. listen to it and you figured out for. yourself well he's a Kennedy. assassination expert that.
already oh dude come on man you think. you think Lee Harvey Oswald killed. J hold on hold on he's [ __ ] with you. man how am I shocked of course I I knew. that what the website this is just from. a a college website had AED so I was. trying to figure it out EDU is it I. can't tell what do you mean you can't. tell what is the MU I don't could. Missouri University I don't Minnesota. I'm not sure H so it could be a student. created website is that what you're.
saying yeah it's entirely possible see. this is the thing don't talk listen to. him talk don't read [ __ ] just listen to. him talk just read just read that. description it says he is one of the. favorite people of conspiracy oriented. Publications in he's [ __ ] honest. because he's honest oh come on come on. dude. dude you you where do you get your news. from that's. I tell me tell me where you get your. news from name the station where you get. your new you what I learned come on. exactly you're not going to book is2 say.
no where do you get your where do you. get your. fromon CNN oh my God that's all the. [ __ ] okay Washington Post CN you. said. CNN CN watch Ms from C you said CNN you. get your education from you YouTube oh. my God what are you talking about you. get your news from CNN you said CNN I. listed a bunch of channels I I stumped. you cuz you knew what be stupid to say. CNN but you said it I listed a bunch of. them [ __ ] whatever you do don't go to.
the news show for news C where do you. get your news where do you get your news. CN you'll never say CNN right truth news. this is what I try to do you got to name. one I know everybody gets it from. several you got to name one my God Eddie. please relax name one please relax say. Eddie Eddie please stop listen to Drudge. Report read it sometimes he hey that's. good news right there report is good. sometimes here's the thing about the new. Russia Today is. good this is what I like to do when I go.
to the news I like to go I I read. something I go huh and then I go all. right who else says this and then I go. online I Google it I go huh I read a. bunch of different this is all from. being wrong this is all from getting. committed to an idea and then finding. out it's not true so then I go to a. bunch of different ones want to go to a. bunch of different ones I try to figure. out what the [ __ ] is really going on in. is there one site where you look and you. go there kind there's no credible sign. what is the most CNN hold on a second.
CNN's been wrong they've been wrong. about Benghazi I'm not saying CN they. were wrong about information that. Hillary Clinton had they they were wrong. about information the government had. they have a limited amount of access to. the actual facts of very complicated. issues like all journalists all. journalists dealing with top secret. issues have a limited amount of facts so. you have to figure out who's biased do. you know Fox News is biased towards the. right absolutely is MSNBC bias towards. the left absolutely where's salon.com.
fit in far left where's drudge.com far. right who's right who's right well. here's the thing don't [ __ ] have an. opinion until you look at all of it. because there's a lot of [ __ ] and. shenanigans going on on both sides and. sometimes it takes a while to figure out. what the [ __ ] is right and what's wrong. the problem is confirmation bias is a. real thing I've had it you've had it. we've all had it we've all wanted Dan. Henderson to win we all you know I I was.
uned was unbiased sometimes when you see. a fight like that and I've been guilty. of the same thing myself you see a fight. like that you say no he won bro he won. and then people get mad at me they'll. say mean things to me on Twitter because. you were [ __ ] biased bro [ __ ]. Dominick Cruz lost that fight bro you. know [ __ ] Conor McGregor was running. bro you know it it's it's going to. happen it's inevitable but our boy Eddie. he loves him some that website I pulled. up is from John C McAdams who also wrote.
a book on the JFK assassin called uh JFK. assassin logic how to think about claims. of conspiracy he described himself as a. debunker by temperament and then so I. found a page where he breaks down this. Fletcher guy and he's not talking about. the specific oil thing but he does uh. take take a topic or a version of a. story proudy has when Eddie comes back. in you do say not a word of this cuz I. don't want to get back forget you guys. [ __ ] up you gave the. gremlin but they call him.
prisms I mean this is what he's known. for this is what he's made his career on. it sounds like is these conspiracy. theories look he might be a guy like Jim. Mars there another book I gave to. Goodwill today Jim Mars had this alien. agenda book and Jim Mars is also a guy. who's a very famous K that is annoying. sound you hear it hear that [ __ ]. everybody hears that [ __ ] America hears. that [ __ ] America if you got a Cameron. Haynes because he runs his [ __ ]. ultramarathons SE every 15 minutes I've. been following this guy we've been.
hanging out elk hunting for the past. week so I've been trying to follow him. up mountains this is what it's like it's. like him running up the mountain me. running 60% up the mountain and. going I have to take a deep breath I. take my hat off I have to fan myself and. I have to follow him up the [ __ ]. Mountain again can you get Edie. so we can go deep in black and I didn't. mention this before but when you take. your hat off that's like a shiny thing I. understood but I knew that they weren't. looking at me right then and there so I. had to [ __ ] throw some I had to throw.
some air on my head give off dude dud. wear makeup dud comp it's like if you. have a mirror little compact you open it. up you put makeup all over your face and. [ __ ] you wear camo everywhere hey let me. ask you this you do all this running. with shoes do you do it in these right. here I ran 200 miles in these shoes are. those under armors yeah well I'm going. to get me some of. and they say keep hammering I'm not mad. he's got his own shoes damn you got your. own shoes what yeah he does I can get. them online yo dude if you want to run. Kanye West if you want to run for. [ __ ] three days bades if you want to.
run for three days you get your own. shoes he'd be good at [ __ ] he'd be good. at sub only no time limit dude this. [ __ ] doesn't get tired I'm. telling you I'm not in the best shape I. mean I'm not the the most uh endurance. oriented guy but I'm in pretty good. shape right now and I follow him up. these [ __ ] mountains it's brutal. there's something about like up. mountains you were we were talking about. it before the show it's [ __ ] way. harder to do than you think it is. everybody thinks that manly [ __ ] is like. hitting tires with a sledgehammer or. [ __ ] doing kettle bells and doing.
[ __ ] bench presses like an animal bro. I did 28 chin-ups follow this [ __ ]. up a mountain and then you think you. think as you're going up this mountain. cuz like like I talked about earlier Big. Bear we climbed up bare you didn't talk. about it online you didn't no we was. before the show so tell everybody cuz. you're you're doing camp with Tony. Ferguson yeah Tony Ferguson's fighting. Rafael do Angelos in uh New Mexico not. New Mexico Mexico City November great. fight and he's up in Big Barry got a. cabin he's [ __ ] gangster when when.
you talk about Savage everyone says oh. he's a Savage he's a Savage he Tony. Ferguson is a godamn Savage he'll build. you a house he'll [ __ ] hunt for you. he's the way he is in the cage is the. way he is in his life that guy is fear. [ __ ] lless his War ethic is UN dude. he's doing Jiu-Jitsu and striking at 4. in the [ __ ] morning dude in Big Bear. we're going [ __ ] nuts up there so we. climb up we climb up bare Mountain we. climb up bare [ __ ] Mountain no snow.
dude it was the highest that was the. highest snowboarding point and there's. all these loose rocks and you're. thinking the whole time I told I told. them I go I'm here to teach you jiujitsu. I'm not here to run no [ __ ] marathons. man he goes come up to the mountain with. us I go no I'm going to do some emails. at the cabin. we got WiFi sh goes come on man and I'm. like I don't want to be a [ __ ] I don't. want like I got to I got to look like. like a at least I have a like. mediumsized balls you know what I mean. so I'm like okay [ __ ] it I'm have vans.
on I have vans on and we climb this. [ __ ] and it's we're not supposed to I. don't think we're supposed to go to Bare. Mountain we just parked and just climbed. up that [ __ ] and the whole time. why why you think you're supposed to I. don't know if people are allowed to kke. a a a snowboarding Resort you know what. I mean I'm not sure well as long as. there's no snowboarding I think you. probably get away it might be private. land though right so the biggest. misconception for those climbers is when. you're climbing up and you're like oh my. God I don't know if I'm going to make. this [ __ ] and and these mountains are. [ __ ] compared to your [ __ ] but for me. as a civilian this was a [ __ ] Trek.
man it was like eight of us how long did. it take it was like we're clining Mount. Everest it took us it was to to me it. was Mount Everest and I'm thinking the. whole time at least when we get up going. Down's going to be easy that's the. biggest misconception going down Works a. whole different part of your legs holy. [ __ ] going down is not easy it's it's. just as hard in a whole different way. how long did it take we all goddamn day. we were up there that's a warm up that's. that's a warm up for Cam and there's. bees everywhere a warm up for bees.
everywhere hey Bravo just oh godamn we. got down right when the sun when the we. we got to the bottom of the mountain. right when the sun went down and man but. just one day just one you know what. again to you that's some we did some we. did a white belt work shop in Cancun you. know what I mean and it was that flow. rolls only flow rolls Hey listen don't. get me wrong I I I was in the Boy Scouts. for two [ __ ] years Growing Up So if. it wasn't for that training I would have.
made I think get out of here. 6,7 seriously two years of Boy Scouts. but the way Boy Scout some. [ __ ] Scouts Mountain goes to days a. week hold hold on a second hold on a. second this is not uh that's big beer. Lake we want that's a that's Big Bear. Lake go to the top go to the top of Big. Bear Mountain oh you know what if you go. to my Instagram I did a minute video of. the whole like for one minute there's. all these scenes of of what we did it's.
8,000 right there 8,805 yeah that's. that's down down down all the way to the. bottom right there there we go Tony is a. [ __ ] Savage 885 that's a good amount. of. elevation live in that Tony Tony is a. well 5 that's not a normal human being. dude that is not a normal guy is. a if he was like an Apache tribe he. would be the leader of the goddamn. [ __ ] tribe trust me Tony Tony is just. the [ __ ] man that's all I what do you.
weigh uh when I did the race I was 165. what do you weigh now 75 he was 180 and. he did 100 miles and he realized it was. too much weight so he starved his body. and shrunk it down to you going time are. you going yeah that's a like you have to. have ice shoes and a pick and you have. to follow a bunch of Sherpas Yeah a. different animal The Rock gave him props. the rock rock put up a post about him. the other day and we were out in hunting.
camp and he's like holy [ __ ] the [ __ ]. rock posted something for me and we. shirt 9 million viewers he wore Blood. Sweat and respect The Rock has something. like what is it 50. something7 million 68 million 67.9. million. has more than holy [ __ ] look at the. first one what is that guy's t-shirt on. the first one Spar race dude 2.8 million. views look at that yeah 2.8 million his.
[ __ ] videos so the Cameron Haynes one. I think had something like 300 how many. thousand likes 4. 420,000 likes oh powerful. 420 420 what go down what if Instagram. goes down like Myspace everything about. that all those followers all that. business what happens yeah it could. happen well that's the same thing that. people are saying about Twitter yeah is. that Twitter is starting to drop off but. Instagram's starting to pick up inst. because they did the Snapchat video.
think they because they added kind of. Snapchat appar I haven't jumped on that. Snapchat got off like what is the. benefit of that over regular Instagram. explain it to it's just a story so you. can post story yeah it's like you know. it's real quick so it doesn't last. forever so you could post 20 insta. pictures. right now I'm doing an insta story of. you guys talking about Ina St St so it's. it's just like I haven't felt the need. to do that for some reason I don't know. why well cuz if you're going to post. something like whatever something's kind. of silly or not that not a great picture.
just post the story you know. saying your Instagram mine's terrible I. post I post pictures and I just put one. up I just put a part of the insta story. up how that like you could that couldn't. be a video like people like what the fu. there need to be an app there needs to. be an app a dick. app that hold that thought hold that. thought what there needs to be a someone. out there some of you guys out in. Silicon Valley make a dick pick app. where you could take a dick pick and.
then put put like something like make it. make your dick look bigger to verbose. it's too embarrassing when it's uh small. to verbose yeah we lost is that what it. said no hold on what is this where damn. they got sunglasses now holy and what's. the benefit of SN try try that again. because for some reason this didn't work. saying some of you Asian guys out there. in San Jose okay well that's racist you. guys need to make a dickpick app they're. mainly wi up I'm not going to use that.
me play it just so you. know Jose yeah why is that. bad cancel I put it up why is that bad. hold that thought what um is saying. Asian bad no well there's a lot of Asian. Asians are the smartest people the world. they're the ones programming everything. that's why I say EU Asians out there in. San Jose make a okay you know what how. is that racist it's racist it's not. really racist there's the smartest. [ __ ] there saying black guys.
have big dicks how is that racist. everybody I wish mexic I wish that was a. Mexican stereotype thing oh Mexicans got. big dicks I would be so happy you can't. you can't Mexicans are explosive. Mexicans are fast what go ahead I wish. Mexicans had that. stereotype they're not saying if Mex if. it was a meic stereotype that we had. gigantic dicks dude I would not be. hating on that. [ __ ] that's a good see that's a good. snap we're fast and we can jum it's not. working no you can't say we have big.
dicks that's racist why is this not. working come on. man cam you have a crazy strict diet um. yeah is that R did I just say racist. again because for some reason you know. when I'm trying to lose weight I'm. trying to burn 1,000 calories less a day. than hold on we can't all talk at the. same time God damn it [ __ ] in a. marathon you guys are redoing it for the. fifth. time yeah hold on one more godamn. Marathon mouth happened you replayed a. snap story for the fifth time my. Instagram is [ __ ] outo racist [ __ ].
it's not racist Asian orent racist rist. it's canc I never said Oriental I said. Asian hold on one one second why can't a. white guy come up with it white guy came. with Facebook and Snapchat gu just. executive produce [ __ ] Mark Zer man when. I say Asian I have plenty of Asian. friends and family people thought I was. Asian people thought I was Filipino. growing up when I say Asian I'm saying. that they're the smartest [ __ ]. out there you can't deny that but you're. also saying something else think about.
it Samsung what is that is that a white. boy what about Apple son Steve Jobs no. came strong with Tim Cook come on you if. you're going to tell me that that what's. that Apple guy name Steve Jobs is. stronger than Asians smarter than Asians. come on I I I making his talk conspiracy. theories I got a conspiracy theory about. Apple phones and the [ __ ] updates. okay cuz my sh [ __ ] up left and right. since the new one came it just it.
doesn't work sometimes the new one's. coming out soon so my phone messes up. too Asians are the smartest people out. there and you [ __ ] know. it wait a minute what I don't know how. to respond to that you say I don't know. how to respond to Asians are the when I. was growing. up A+ average in MA everything Asians. were always the smartest in my community. we didn't give a [ __ ] we were like okay. Asians are the smartest what's there's. why is that bad how is that. racist I wish they said that about. Mexicans that we were the smartest I.
apologize Jack how dare you me done I. get some of them ice cubes what have you. done Jack danb why did you send this to. me oh they're still ice you got this man. grab with your bare hand it's like. Antarctica and Flat Earth do you feel. like Antarctica is real or is that. [ __ ] what what about polar. bears a question you want to ask me a. question ask me a question ask me a. conspiracy the theory question global.
warming I think don't listen here's. here's what I would like you to do I'd. like you to talk about things with no. emotion or theatric so when you mock. things don't go crazy don't go crazy. talk I know I do I know I do I'm 100%. guil RI that from you you're right. you're 100% right but what I would like. you to do I would like you to attack. these things with just logic I'm trying. so hard to work on that thiry theory. questions you know we talk about some. [ __ ] that we don't talk on. air what I'm talking about it's the.
exact same [ __ ] what with every genre. with everything it's the same [ __ ] yeah. it's fair it's the exact same thing in. every aspect of the elite whoever's. running [ __ ] that's just a little. glimpse into reality we're not going to. get into that it's the same [ __ ] that's. fair you don't want to be Honey dick. Brandon don't be Honey dick new t-shirt. that's a first Honey dick reference new. t-shirt don't honey haven't used it in a. while it's Eddie Bravo pointing at you.
glossy are you willing to go in on that. t-shirt will you allow him what was the. T-shirt you pointing at Brandon and it. says don't be honey [ __ ] and he starts. selling the t-shirt and he you a giant. cut of the Propet the t-shirt is me. pointing and I'm going you hate me no. that's just Instagram that's a face no. be a face off that's Instagram [ __ ]. trolls no but don't be honey [ __ ] you. pointing at him saying don't like that. just like that because we already went. through it I'm tell you we already went. through some deep [ __ ] how deep is the.
[ __ ] we went. through can't get any deeper camera the. same you text me links pictures it's the. same [ __ ] everywhere you go it's the. same people point it that everything. though Eddie everything everything. lizard people point. lizard people point at that camera and. say don't be honey [ __ ] don't be Honey. dick CA don't be honey. [ __ ] which one should you point at. Jamie that one the second one second one.
point at that one there you go I'm not. mad at that t-shirt I love it t-shirt we. got it that's our that's our second. t-shirt of the day the first one is what. was it I don't remember we had a T-shirt. oh dead body [ __ ] party the hell okay. that's way too intense sounds like. Hillary Clinton. I'll tell you exactly why cuz cam put up. some post about a hunting post and some. dude wrote idiot I hope you die soon. then we all have a party [ __ ] your. dead.
body so oh yeah yeah yeah so uh I I put. that up online there it is so I put that. up online and I put hashtag dead body. [ __ ] party here's what's crazy there was. already two previous posts with #. deadbody [ __ ] party Bri on Trump no just. some dude in 2014 he was like in a band. you know what the Mafia the the fanny. pack Mafia someone said that and I. thought that was a brilliant idea but. apparently that's huge Fanny fanny pack.
Mafia you haven't heard that fny pack. Enthusiast obviously there's there's a. movement there there's a recent one. someone recently put a dead hash. deadbody [ __ ] party he's just having fun. necrofilia yeah I saw Jo on a couple. today and then he wrote compassion #. dead party is there a YouTube video of. someone [ __ ] a dead body. you refer to. you remember face is a de remember face.
is a death Mr hands is kind of a dead. dude gete to to watch anything crazy. when you were in 1985 you had had this. [ __ ] this VHS tape of I watch. remember that I watch that [ __ ] and. there was three volumes you just have to. go through that curtain at the video. store to get it look at Brandon I mean. Brandon call Brand don't call Brandon. hey you know when I call everybody. that's Brandon I call Brandon everybody. it's not just you cuz of Brandon Lee I. you know.
exactly respect to the dragons kid. Brandon Lee has done [ __ ] forever. he's dead he I know what's he supposed. to do how you going to keep referring to. Y I got two words for you the crow shut. the [ __ ] up come on one of the greatest. movies ever just shut the [ __ ] up you. know Joey Diaz will tell you he got. killed by the [ __ ] Triad I'll tell. you what happened [ __ ] listen to. me when Bruce Lee left the Triad to go. and do the Game of Death they put the. [ __ ] fix.
in dog they those Chinese they follow. that [ __ ] to the end convincing me. convincing me how are you not on that. conspiracy theory where Brandon Lee was. cuz they shot it was on set how do you. know I'm not he is he's on don't open. this door how do you know oh you believe. that conspiracy I sure [ __ ] it oh no. I'm saying I don't think he died on I. don't think I think it was an accident. oh you think it was an accident and you. think you know what uh I haven't really. looked into it like Tower 7 what you but.
I'm sure Brandon Lee uh was just like. Tower 7 he was the Chinese half Chinese. Tower. 7 weak frame is what you're saying what. are you saying weak frame you know you. know do you know the one thing the one. thing that over the last year I used to. think that when people would say like. see links and and and videos and stuff. about celebrities being you get loose. celebrities being um part of the. establishment and the agenda agenda 21.
like celebrities you know part of it uh. but over the last year man [ __ ] it seems. um what do you think about Robert dairo. making that video about Trump I don't. give a you know what I think he was. irresponsible because he should have. said vote for the the libertarian guy if. he was like trying to sway people to. Hillary I think that's [ __ ] up he. didn't say Hillary he he should have. made it clear he should have made it. clear say don't vote for Hillary Trump. Hey listen he's talking [ __ ] on Trump. you talk [ __ ] on Hillary too [ __ ] you.
doing you're GNA push everybody to. Hillary that's some dangerous [ __ ] right. there that's dangerous [ __ ] right there. not you not you I'm talking about Robert. dairo he's talking mad [ __ ] no one's. ever [ __ ] done that before get all he. thinks he's a bad [ __ ] he thinks. he's the dude from Raging Bull I'm going. to punch you in the face how do you know. Donald Trump isn't taking taking. privates with John Daner how do you know. that. [ __ ] he'll hook you oh I'm going to. punch you in the face the guy's 89 years. old you should make it clear make it.
clear we got ourselves a [ __ ] fight John. Voit and Robert dairo going at each. other [ __ ] yeah I am so ashamed my. fellow actor Bobby Dao's rant against. Donald Trump what foul words he used. against a Presidential nominee of course. he said says Trump's words did not hurt. anyone I disagree I don't think Robert. Dao's hurt anyone Hey listen Donald. Trump is a he's a con artist and all. that [ __ ] but Hillary is a proven. criminal so don't you make it clear you.
make it clear like yeah [ __ ] Donald. Trump I'm all good with that I. understand that don't push people to. yeah make sure you say [ __ ] Hillary too. here's my question here's my question. this is a legitimate question is it. possible that until the internet came. around and we were able to see like all. the different influence es on political. processes special interest groups. lobbyists all that kind of stuff all. these different things that we didn't. know whether or not were real we all get. to see it sort of Consolidated right is. it possible that these people that are. here these long-term people you don't.
have to name them just anybody that's. deeply entrenched in the system for 20. 30 years they were used to operating. back in like the [ __ ] Reagan days man. I mean they were around they were they. were getting into the mix back when when. they were kids Jimmy Carter was. President Ford was President you know. when they were in college they went. through the Vietnam War like you're. dealing with all of them like anyone. from Donald look you could look all down. the list of all the different people.
that have been involved in American. politics over the last few years and. most of them got their start a long time. ago they get deeply entrenched in the. system and it's it's entirely possible. that this system like is so [ __ ]. weird and there's so many loopholes as. to what's legal and what's not legal. it's not about doing what's right or. doing what's good for the American. people as as amount as it's you're. competing with all these other people. that are doing the same thing you know. the biggest problem the biggest problem.
going on in my opinion and I'm a [ __ ]. idiot all right I'm an idiot but the. biggest problem in my [ __ ] opinion is. that it's so easily to Honey dick the. masses the masses have all the power we. see it in the weed movement weeds being. legalized in the don't want that [ __ ]. but the people are waking up to at least. weed but they won't wake up to all the. rest of the [ __ ] that's the [ __ ]. problem the people that are gullible and. they just buy all this [ __ ] that's the. problem that's the problem right there.
wake the [ __ ] up Jesus goddamn Christ. Bravo for president that's the [ __ ]. problem hey my question is you started. that off with you had a question what. was the. question hey my question Jamie bro. everybody talking about the reason why. we have Donald Trump and. Hillary candidates is because everyone. believes all the [ __ ] they see on TV. that's this is a result of all these. Skeptics going there's no [ __ ] proof.
that they're corrupt there's no [ __ ]. proof that they're corrupt they they're. not corrupt you know what I mean it's. those. [ __ ] the paid or in a trance. paid or in a trance those [ __ ]. that's why we're we got Hillary and. Trump that's why you [ __ ] cuz. you that's it I'm. done let's all take a breath you need. let's all take a breath let think about.
what just. happened can uh the we never saw the. Trump tape you guys haven't seen it I. don't even want to see it no it's legit. I'm scared to play it though play it if. we play it on YouTube we can get pulled. off YouTube whoever owns it for sure we. get pulled off of. YouTube yeah you can't you can't play. the audio can we talk about we get. ganked we'll watch it off the air but. whenever anything happens it's like a. news story it's like one of the ways.
that videos get pulled off of things hey. all all your insta stories are up. powerful damn the five or six you saying. you had a problem they weren't they. weren't posting for some reason some of. them weren't sounds like they all got. posted all of them even me. there like 10 of them up oh I definitely. did at least 10 okay I was like. conspiracy my phone's not working as. good the [ __ ] new phone's out okay. did you uh it's all but see even though. it's like insta stories it's all like we.
did it on the podcast I we know that's. not fake um what I'm mind blown [ __ ]. dude it's all fake this podast that. fight could have been fake you guys. phot is an example it's like weed weed. is an example of the power of the people. and so is the UFC that was the power of. the [ __ ] people underground. keeping it alive on Direct TV all those. guys it was the that was that's an. example that we do have the [ __ ]. power but we can't use it until you wake. the [ __ ] up then we can use it we can't.
use it until you wake up we did it with. the weed we did it with the weed and we. did it with the UFC and then we got it's. just I know you guys are need proof but. it's reality the Pentagon just got. busted spending a half a billion on fake. Taliban Al-Qaeda videos what the [ __ ]. does that mean to you you're going to. ignore that [ __ ] that means you can't. you don't it was it's all been a [ __ ]. reality show and everything's cool. everyone's going to sit there and.
everything everybody's cool oh whatever. we're just going to keep going I don't. think they're making fake videos $500. million fake videos making like it see. make it they got to they got to have the. Arabic writing and make it look like. Arab BC Middle East. CNN oh [ __ ] and I know you guys don't. you need to I it's so outrageous that I. understand it saw ra just said like you. need absolute proof that you saw it on. Russia Today you saw it on Russia today.
it's real it's actually real but I know. you guys need the proof because it's so. crazy it's so insane of course it's so. insane but what the [ __ ] if it if it's. real hypothetically what the [ __ ] does. that mean it means everything we see on. TV is all programmed not like just some. of it I trust them here and I trust them. these are. straight corruption straight brainwash. mind control so don't tell tell me where. you are getting your news from before.
you start talking are you saying what. you where are you getting your [ __ ]. isn't it possible that even the news. people are being deceived like I of. course they're being they're being told. what to do and what to say they're not. involved the guy you see talking with. the guy you see Talking you don't that. guy don't have no God power I'm not even. I'm talking about them because there's. guy you see Talking good question. there's also people behind the scenes. that are produced it's the same it's the. same [ __ ] that we've gone through. already but everywhere else everywhere.
else is just as corrupt man so listen. everyone's just sitting around and. hoping everything's going to be [ __ ]. fine but guess what we got Hillary and. we got Trump as candidates it's because. [ __ ] just want to ignore it. that's what it's about [ __ ] I. None of I don't give but [ __ ] I'd rather. have Trump than Hillary I know Trump's. full of [ __ ] so if you vote right now. fck you know what if I vote right now it. would be uh anybody but them I would. vote for that libertarian guy I don't. know [ __ ] about him because he's not on.
TV he's not on TV know sh he had a. moment on TV where he vote for that. [ __ ] of goddamn vote for that. dude but that dude might be [ __ ]. bought and sold that libertarian could. movement could just be controlled. opposition that's just basic uh. domination 101 control your opposition. you don't think the people at the top. are doing that trying to control the on. the independent this is another website. it said what does that mean if it's true.
if it is true what does that mean that's. all Skeptics do they. need [ __ ] that's what that means eat. [ __ ]. sh all the guys that oh no we're in. there because we're trying to [ __ ]. create Freedom you [ __ ] that's. why we're in there you're trying to. create freedom in the Middle East it's a. [ __ ] scam 500 [ __ ] million dollars. on fake ass terrorist video fake ass.
terrorist video it's out there what the. [ __ ] does that mean what does that mean. you it doesn't mean [ __ ] it doesn't mean. [ __ ] it doesn't mean [ __ ] we're going to. just keep going trying to figure out how. much we drank I'm in a sip doesn't [ __ ]. that doesn't mean [ __ ] they make you got. you got listen if someone spent that. kind of money we could [ __ ] we could. manam God damn if there was a way I. don't want to be part of it cuz I don't. want to die I don't want to be part of.
it and I want to shut the [ __ ] up say. this I'm going to shut the [ __ ]. up but godamn it I wasn't a part of the. weed movement I was just kind of just. like off to the side talking [ __ ] but I. don't want to be like the dude like. those dudes in the [ __ ] uh a normal. movement and the guys that got all. political with it that actually went and. these meetings and had the laws change I. ain't doing that I ain't going to no. godam a congress meeting you talk all. the [ __ ] but you don't want to do the. work I don't I just want to have wait. people up and let them do it I'm too.
[ __ ] scared I'm too lazy I don't want. to do it I think in a way you're doing. something though I think in a way. anybody who talks about is doing. something because power man we can do. this you just got to wake the [ __ ] up. people are changing public opinion which. is what changes like public opinion sort. of changes first and then policy changes. it just depends on your platform you. know the word out in the view like look. at Colin Kaepernick with his his stand. it's brought whether you agree with it.
or not it's brought attention to the. situation like we all know it now. exactly exactly and it it all these. little things in a lot of ways they add. up you know every every little thing. that happens that makes people talk. about it it adds up we got to band. together man cuz when you band together. no one can be singled out we could take. it all back we could do anything we. [ __ ] want to do we made weed legal we. made weed legal that's [ __ ] nuts and. you know what the feds still schedule. one no they [ __ ] fine still schedule. one but the people made that [ __ ] legal.
that the people have the [ __ ] power. man they do but they they that's the. reason why they're making these fake. videos why do you think they're making. these fake terrorist videos because they. know what the bottom line bottom line. the people have the power so we got to. make them we got to scare them because. they have. me CAM just trying to run man what is um. what do you think trying to run with Cam. like what do you think their objective. is to get us more scared money is. that a fake Hey listen when you you. listen you know what I do I listen I.
listen to guys that used to be in the. CIA John Stockwell look him up you. listen to what they say the. whistleblowers there's plenty of them. but John Stockwell man he came out and. he just told you exactly the way it. [ __ ] was and you know what people at. the very top dead there's a lot of great. CIA agents like all the guys coming up. they want to stop communism it's just a. a few key guys are corrupt just like in. every organization just like in every. agency just like in every government. just everywhere there's corruption it.
isn't just here every every goddamn. government is the goal to create fear. the that's part of it that's part of it. of course because fear is control yes. that's part of control a lot of control. food control enery control a lot of. control water control control all that. [ __ ] Agenda 21 look into Agenda 21 it's. not a conspiracy theory does that mean. Agenda 21 is what we need to do to take. this world the world leaders got.
together and they and this is like un. [ __ ] CFR [ __ ] they all got together [ __ ]. countries and borders all the guys with. all the money say what are we going to. do it would be best if we just [ __ ]. control this [ __ ] make it a one world. government and we control everything. that's what we're in the middle of it's. increments and people like just like. they don't notice it's happening in. increments can't stop we can stop this. [ __ ] we could stop this [ __ ] man we. could turn this [ __ ] around we don't. have to [ __ ] just just sit there and.
watch it [ __ ] happen we talk to watch. it happen we can stop it I think what we. talked about earlier that like culture. is kind of like a battleship in a lot of. ways and then it's hard to make these. big giant turns it doesn't it doesn't. turn like a like a car got to educate. everyone get in line it's it takes a. long time to like everybody has to. realize oh yeah we got to move this way. oh this is ridiculous I think this what. we're seeing in this election this is. like one of the last one of these. elections where we really entrust.
completely in a two-party system I think. we're like realizing it's ridiculous. especially when you watch the debates. like I've never been so into a. presidential race I've been watching. like how ridiculous are these debate how. stupid is this are. you saying anything oh. cliche like in a cliche political like. oh I'm going to bring back people cuz I. care about you and we're going to get. jobs and we're going to have everybody. working and women are going to have. rights and we're going to do this and.
we're going to bring it back the cheesy. that cheesy right there. like oh [ __ ] yeah oh [ __ ] yeah [ __ ]. politicians oh my God you guys realize. what's going on that's what's going on. either you're going [ __ ] yeah or you're. like this what the [ __ ] this is some. [ __ ] more [ __ ] Jesus Christ in. in Trump with uh Hillary I wanted Trump.
to sound good really I really badly. wanted him to sound good and I had to. end up turning the channel cuz I'm like. I was afraid of what he was going to say. age you know what if it's between Trump. and Hillary I'm going to go with Trump. but I know Trump's full of [ __ ] too but. damn I know Hillary's just in the. [ __ ] program they are the. establishment everybody wants Hillary. cuz they know Hillary is President o. everything goes smooth sailing from here. and [ __ ] uh business as [ __ ]. usual if we get Hillary in there no.
Kinks it's the same [ __ ] we've been. doing for [ __ ] 35 years oh but if you. got trump it sounds like he's gonna [ __ ]. [ __ ] up and then he's gonna man who. knows people or or that's just a big. distraction that EAS that could easily. be a distra. Trump might be in on it. Trump talking Trump could easily be in. on it he could come on we're dealing. with [ __ ] like some Gotham City. corruption type mindset and Trump's Bank.
he could. easily be on it he might be part of it. know we need someone we need someone. that everyone's going to hate you just. be yourself you just be yourself imagine. what it's. going imagine and they're partying. together they're hanging out I don't. [ __ ] trust [ __ ] is it the plot of. dark KN yeah really yeah that's Bane. that's what Bane's trying to do in that. movie come on man some [ __ ] up [ __ ]. people. are you know why because the people that.
are watching Tower 7 collapse at Free. Fall speed and believe the corrupt ass. government the corrupt ass government is. the one that told you office fires. brought it down the corrupt ass. government said office fires brought it. down. the Skeptics Say Yeah Eddie yeah hey. Eddie Yeah Eddie I see a comment it says. come on waiting for Eddie to explode oh. my God that is to.
take whatever is causing that that is. the problem whatever is causing that. what whe whether I don't whatever's. causing a man a grown ass man to watch a. skyscraper collapse at Free Fall speed. like the way control the demolitions do. and have the corrupt ass government tell. you that it was office fires all that. [ __ ] you see on on uh Popular Mechanics. and the Discovery Channel how window. that's all from the government.
[ __ ] open your goddamn eyes. you're you're being Honey dick. dude so when you when the guys did. believe. govern down because the normal office. fires when that's the problem. that's the. problem if there wasn't that problem if. we could easily we have all the evidence. in the goddamn. world five angles of a 47 story. skyscraper collapsing at freef fall.
speed the government didn't say [ __ ] for. eight years they didn't even put it in. the 9/11 commission report they just. didn't say [ __ ] from finally from public. pressure they go what the [ __ ] happened. at Tower 7 that was the third what do. you think happened at Tower 7 so they. said guess what years ago move got hot. he doesn't even know he's most people. don't even know they did a great job. making if you don't put it on mainstream. media some people going to find out but. they know not everyone going to find out.
and you know what all the people you. take all them they ain't going to find. there there's going to be more people. that don't [ __ ] know you know most. people do not know three towers collap. Eddie we talk about this too much man we. talk about this too much well he's. trying to start a reolution we talk. about this like so talk about. hynosis fun we having funis we went down. conspiracy alley and it just [ __ ] I'm. just using tower 7 as an example of. hypnosis like you [ __ ] up my high bro.
putting me a bad spot okay let's take it. out you know what we can go right back. to uh we can go back to um no man we're. just talking dude I mean we're just. having fun but I know you get superan. you get super you might want to look up. that panra Allan go Frank Shamrock don't. ever forget about that fight I'd rather. look up panra you could grab a rope and. they got to reset so Allan go was all. over Frank shamro had him all sorts of. [ __ ] Frank shamro grabbed the Rope he.
kept separating him and then finally at. the end Frank shammer grabs a Toe Hold. on Allen go and [ __ ] breaks his. [ __ ] foot you got to watch that fight. that's all watch it cam I got a question. for you what's the most dangerous thing. you've hunted cuz I don't know [ __ ]. about hunting I remember you tell me. about a guy who hunts I for but he he. like water buffalo he would shoot him. right and then if he got close he he. would have to shoot him again cuz they. charge oh yeah that was a show that I. watched it was really kind of disturbing. the guy shot an elephant that's right. yeah and the Elephant started running at.
him and then the guy with the uh rifle. shot the elephant in the head and I was. like what is going on here like this. that was gnarly on on some of those in. in Africa on that dangerous game you. don't want I mean you can't shoot when. they're way out there because your your. aim is going to be that accurate so you. have to wait actually till they're right. there till you know you're going to get. what kind of dangerous game we talk in. here elephant uh hippo o hippos are. buffalo that that kind of hunting is.
very crazy mhm that's one of those. things where you go we have these. arbitrary rules as to what you can kill. and what you can't kill it's very. strange but we all agree to them like we. all agree it's okay to swat mosquitoes. nobody gets mad at you when you swat a. mosquito nobody gets mad you when SWAT a. fly kill a fly but you kill a fly nobody. gives a [ __ ] you step on a roach nobody. gives a [ __ ] about a roach but then you. start moving up you can you stomp a. mouse definitely not definitely not if. you stomp a mouse you're a piece of [ __ ]. but if you put a mouse in a mouse trap.
hey you're not doing the Dirty Work. you're farming it out to some [ __ ]. mercenary spring setup right okay what. about rats you can't stomp a rat either. okay um what about a beaver no you can't. kick a beaver to death okay I can't kick. Beav to death all right okay well what. what what what level when do we decide. this like what weird distinction do we. make about what life we can. consume societ kind of decided it. strange right is it from Disney movies.
cuz we make them so friendly you know. what I'm saying like Ratatouille Bambi. you have all these animals for sure that. bears are always friendly in movies. always you want to hear crazy conspiracy. theory or uh the rever oh my. God Edie what if we were supposed to eat. insects but we were brainwashed into. thinking they were gross because if we. ate insects we wouldn't be on the tit. well I don't think it's conspiracy. theory but it's definitely something. that people are realizing especially. with crickets and grasshoppers. Grasshoppers and the really healthy for.
you brought up scared to death of them. I'm scared to that's because of bugs you. know like like what if we're supposed to. eat allg think about like I know a dude. who has lyme disease I was talking to. this dude uh that kid that we were. hanging out with yeah yeah he was uh. talking about Lyme disease and uh he was. saying saying that uh he got bit by a. tick and I know I know three four people. that have gotten Lyme disease from ticks. M and you get bit by these [ __ ] ticks. and it [ __ ] with your immune system. hard I thought that was the only way to. get it pretty sure that is the only way.
get eating bugs from because people are. scared of bugs because bugs transmit. horrible diseases that ruin your life. like ticks in particular transmit. horrible diseases if you thought the. black plague was from rats wasn't really. from rats it was from what the rats were. carrying them they were carrying some. sort of mites or bacteria or some some. bugs or some [ __ ] like what was the. Black Plague it came I'm pretty sure of. this that it came off of things that. lived on the rats it wasn't necessarily. the rats itself and also insects kill.
more humans than any other animal in the. world did you know black widows are like. Viagra here it is the black. plague caused by bacterium yeah. pesticides that circulates among the. wild rodents so so there was a it was a. bacteria was some sort of a disease that. lived on the rodents as a bug it's a. [ __ ] bug there's a million bugs that. can think think about have you ever. tried to just grab a. grasshopper it's weird I mean you want. it tries to jump and you want to let it.
go the scary generation after generation. what if we were like [ __ ] really good. at insects and [ __ ] well we used to be. man this is if you ever talked to. anybody who is like a a bug catcher or a. moth catcher or someone butterflies they. say that there's a thrill that people. get when you catch a a rare bug and you. catch in your net that goes DNA deep. because it one point in time humans or. our ancestors used to be insectivores so. the the people that are like bug. catchers they want to like glue them on.
boards and [ __ ] and study all yeah it's. it's a life form that you're allowed to. capture CU they only live like a week. anyway and so you're allowed to have. these You're A Trophy Hunter for. butterflies you're allowed to be but. you're like you're a person who's an you. know you're a you're studying you're. studying these animals tax but they're. going to die anyway some of them just. die right but caveman didn't have. drawings on the cave wall of spearing a. grasshopper no it was woolly MTH good.
that's good medium uh lines right there. that's a good you could start off a. conversation with that [ __ ] just because. I don't know anything about hunting but. when you go to Africa to hunt that. dangerous game what's the point you know. what I'm saying like what what would be. the point of flying to Africa to hunt. that stuff don't question that [ __ ] okay. no it's a I mean for me it's a challenge. it's new country it's new culture it's. experiencing new things but like you. don't eat the hippo meat right or do you. no well the hippo meat there's tons of. hippos over there you've killed the.
hippo no I haven't damn no I I haven't. do the hippo scare the [ __ ] up if you. killed the hippo would you put the meat. in a freezer and ship it back apparently. they say hippo tastes good you can eat. hippo yeah Rhino supposedly tastes good. too here's how. [ __ ] tast Rhino that few people on. the planet I can tell you dude a dude. named Cory Nolton he was on the podcast. he's a famous guy who went over to. Africa and paid something like. $250,000 350 thank second time.
he yeah to to kill a rhino he shot this. black rhino that was it was a male Rhino. that was too old to breed and it was. killing other rhinos is this hippo a. threat to this boat [ __ ] yeah is. in Tanzania you got you can't get bit by. a hippo we got two. conversations when you see hippo step on. it definitely oh say so in Tanzania. here's here's how dire it is over there.
all they want is protein so whatever you. kill who's they the Africans yeah yeah. the people that live in Tanzania the the. uh the natives I don't know if that's. Australian or African no no no Tanzania. is Africa Africa um here's here's an. example we were over there hunting and. there was there was um tanzanians there. what were you hunting oh I was hunting. kudu um Lion Buffalo monkeys did did you. see any did you see any lions or baboons.
for real yeah I never got shot at a lion. have you ever killed a baboon yeah oh my. God see the lion the lion thing is where. people get pissed off how did you kill. him you just shot him like he was. hanging out and you just [ __ ] where did. it. land babo baboon baboons tear stuff up. baboons actually will go into so they. live in Grass Grass Huts over there. they've been known to go in there and. like bite on baby. heads their F their fangs are this long.
a baboon is nasty so do you shoot it on. spot I'm with you yeah oh. wow so so anyway the Bon is like a. monkey [ __ ] a dog there's poachers. over there a big problem babies right. you have a baby you got. they might get eaten by a b before they. drown there's there's uh the poachers. over there is like when you when you. would see a poacher with a gun it was. almost like whoever could shoot first. they wanted to shoot at you we had a a.
wait who wanted to shoot you poachers. they wanted to shoot you yeah know who. you are they they were getting caught. poaching oh [ __ ] and so it's almost like. the wild west God damn yeah and all. they're trying to get is meat okay say. Okay meat meat good they want protein so. they they would go they'd go into land. they're not supposed to be on how do. they know you're cool what is that. process like they they they they don't. you go like this right you go like this.
no you don't do this no cuz they point. the gun at you they're not supposed to. be there soach what is it what happens. then what's the situation do you point a. gun at them and they go like this let. are done the first experience that we. had is I saw this this guy he was. acrossed I don't know 150 yards away and. the guy I was with is who I was hunting. with his name was Ryan and I said I see. a man and he goes where I said there's a. man right there you know it was a black. guy he had all all brown stuff on that's.
racist and uh I said I go he's got a gun. and he goes get behind this tree and I. said are we going to get shot he goes. just stay behind the tree and so the guy. circled around and came he was 150 yards. away then and he came to 50 yards and. he's standing there staring with his gun. and uh he said he's a poacher the guy is. said he's a poacher this guy never. talked finally he melted back into the. trees and I was standing there and I. said I see two more guys up in the rocks.
and they were hiding in the rocks and. they took off running so I went up to. their camp and they had all this uh you. know the witch doctor told them if you. put powder on your wrist you're going to. be invisible so that guy probably. thought he was invisible because the. witch doctor of the village told him God. damn. you went to their Camp you didn't go. back to your goddamn car and take the. [ __ ] off no you went to their Camp yeah. to the camp and I got all their and the. reason why he didn't shoot at 150 yards. is because they don't have any ammo so. they have a rifle but they have to they.
have to make it into a firearm. essentially so they have just stuff ball. bearings down there that's so old school. yeah firing pin you're in the Civil War. and you're [ __ ] right gum pow so they. have to be say 40 yards away and and he. was got that close and saw the guy Ryan. who I was with had a high powerered. rifle with the scope and he's like well. I'm outgunned here is what he was. thinking I'm assuming and he took off. then the guys he was with took off and. all they had they had burlap sacks with. wire harnesses to put over their like a. backstrap wait a minut a burlap sack.
like the burlap sack. races yeah exactly and so they would. kill an animal they'd poach it they'd. cut the meat off they'd hang it on. branches or a rope and dry it out and. then they'd take that meat they just. call protein in the put it in the bur. burlap sack take hike all the way back. to the village and sell it damn and what. do they leave the the head and. everything yeah just bones you know what. you can't eat so anyway that's when you. talk about killing animals they will. gladly take the animals you kill you.
know what I mean and as far as for. hunting goes you say why would you want. to go I mentioned why I would go but it. also is the only economy they have over. there you know monkey meat and and what. monkey meat is they would eat that no. some of them do you said the only you. said is the something is the only. economy they have out there hunting you. thought that was monkey meat people. would call it trophy hunting but it's. just it's just hunters from abroad going. there and and putting money in the. economy and the challenge is that why.
you go over because the ultimate. Challenge yeah I mean you know to kill a. a Kate Buffalo with a bow and arrow. badass stuff yeah tough those they call. them black death why they kill people. damn yeah they're NY so you are you you. you know Hunters that have died um I. don't know personally any I mean I have. friends that have died not over there. but hunting they died hunting mhm how uh. fell off a cliff that was my buddy right.
here Roy [ __ ] he was sheep hunting and. um sheep hunting yeah when you're is he. was hunting doll sheep up in Alaska and. uh you know when I talk about the. challenge that's that's why we do it we. get up in the cliffs where those sheep. lives and live and he's with the bow and. arrow and one false step up there and. that that could be your last and that's. what happened to him a year ago uh. October 4th damn that sucks man so but. that's you know when we talk about you. know you want to hunt Black Death you.
want to hunt uh sheep in the mountains. there's an inherent risk in doing that. and we we understand that and that's. part of that's part of the journey yeah. that makes sense. so it's a d it's a weird uh thing to be. a person aware of all the things that. you need to consume to stay. alive you stick with you guys when [ __ ]. goes down can I have your number after. the. show I got I got Tony Ferguson I got Joe.
Rogan now I got you I'm not [ __ ]. around I'm thinking about my family you. know what I mean you know all I want is. a job is your secret service you run. [ __ ] brother I told you you're my Dana. wife you need you need me you need me to. choke anybody out all right beautiful. just build my house make my food go hunt. for me and anybody I'll be your secret. service you too you help [ __ ]. paranoid if I had him his head of. security no [ __ ] would get in. ever trust anybody wait minut double.
cross his own teth he's a criminal let's. let's really check into everything he. says that's the government the. government everybody agrees that they're. criminals let's check into everything. they say everything they say that's what. Trump let's let's look into what the. [ __ ] they're really saying what's wrong. with that oh no let's just believe what. they're saying I got one more question. for cam then you guys can talk. conspiracies no no no more just cuz I've. I've never been uh a hunter I've never. been around hunting you grew up hunting. like as a kid um no you know uh my dad.
didn't hunt he was an athlete and uh. [ __ ] a [ __ ] yeah so he uh he didn't. hunt he I don't know just wasn't part of. it so U my mom and dad got divorced my. stepdad got me started in hunting when I. was 15 years old so that's that's when I. started so yeah so it's not like you. grew up being around it damn that's nuts. no so then my buddy Roy who died uh he. uh introduced me to Bow Hunting when I. was 18 and then that's all I've done. since then do you feel do you feel the. rushes that like when no matter what the.
[ __ ] goes down you're going to be able. to eat for your family you feel that. Rush right you know hunting hunting has. given me confidence in all aspects of. life because I've overcome so much out. you know in the mountains you know that. you guys can go out into [ __ ] went down. you went out to some stream in Colorado. you're going to find F right yeah most. likely I trust you so in a day here's it. the reality of a day like today it's. 86° if there's nothing going on if we.
don't have any Refrigeration we're kind. of [ __ ] because food's not going to. last so you're going to have to get it. on a regular basis you're going to have. to dry [ __ ] out you're going to have to. have vegetables just like the African in. Tanzania they that meat out just like. the settlers did. well they you know they decimated the. animal populations across the country. I'm reading that Dan Flores book about. wolves or coyotes rather coyotes America. about coyotes dude it's [ __ ]. incredible it's incredible when you you.
you you you you find out like what they. did to uh coyotes well what they they. did to all the animals across the United. States after the war a bunch of people. [ __ ] which war was it Spanish. American War which war was it it should. have been yeah Spanish American war post. that these soldiers came back and they. needed a way to make a living and one of. the things they did is they what they. call Market hunting they'd grow across. the country just shooting [ __ ] for. stores and they had to shoot [ __ ] all. the time for what for stores for stores.
for meat to sell for meat like people. had domesticated some animals but there. was also a lot of money and just. shooting animals and getting the meat. out of them where did you get this. information from the library dude this. is all this is from Dan Flores book and. also he's a he's a professor no no no. Dan Flores is a professor and he used to. be Steve uh rell's in uh professor and. he was in some sort of a uh Natural.
History um uh class I believe it was. anyway he's like a wildlife historian so. he understands like the history of. wildlife in this country and he's like. up to the latest information as far as. like what animals evolved here and where. they spread out where they came back. yeah it's fascinating [ __ ] so he was on. rell's podcast and he was talking about. how they just went across the country. just wiping out analou just wiping them. out just wiping out Buffalo wiping them. out and they just take that meat and. sell it to Market they just part of it.
is because it it had to be fresh all the. time basically because we couldn't keep. it you know it's no different than a a. mountain lion killing every 3 days they. they like to eat fresh meat in their. defense they didn't know they were going. to kill all the goddamn animals they I. thought it was going to last forever. they probably didn't have a good. accurate account of them that's for sure. they just got a family they're trying to. make some nowadays there's a. conservation mindset so we have the. ability to look at numbers we look at. carrying capacity for the for the land. and so what's your dream.
kill it's like a dream date what's your. dream kill come on you know you got one. there's got to be something that you're. you want to kill before you die well no. I mean a human no I'm kiding I I like. hunting If I Only Could hunt elk or one. animal the rest of my life it'd be elk. and that's what we harpooning fish and. [ __ ] n none of that stuff you don't want. to go not into that I'm into. Bish specialist okay so the ultimate's. an elk what about you bear it's the same.
no grizzly bear is not the number one on. the list Grizzly because you want to be. able to eat it you killed a Grizzly mhm. you want to be able to eat it did you. save the head oh yeah you put it in the. cabin everything cabin everything in. front of the fire yeah either one either. it's on the [ __ ] wall or on the floor. everywhere exactly you got to Le the. first one you got to [ __ ] use. everything second one you're like I. already got a goddamn run iy second one. you just save the head boom keep keep it.
all keep it all off everyone you're. right oh wait a minute you sell you can. always sell no no you can actually but. you're so right that that's put on eBay. can you imagine you kill a bear put it. on your Instagram boom I can't imagine. that I've done that many times oh you. have yeah people get real mad that's. where the dead body [ __ ] party came I. thought was my idea you get a ton of. hate on Instagram post H show show uh. show Eddie that Bearpaw on my instag. bigest what's the biggest bear you.
killed polar bear no it's a brown bear. it's a n 9' 6 in I think you can kill. polar bear yeah you can but you can't. bring back if you put your mind into it. and you said [ __ ] it I'm going to. [ __ ] evolve going into the snow we're. going to [ __ ] break new ground we're. going to break new ground that's. fake that's photoshopped dude that's not. real come on no way is that real look at. that [ __ ] paw how where'd you catch. him slipping at no.
way did you use. last [ __ ] man one bone a killed him one. shot no way where you right in the lungs. no way damn unless it's one shot it's an. optical illusion you know you hold it so. close to the camera it appears big but. your head because your head because that. looks that looks like it's 9 ft tall. well was anous list that bear was 9' 6. in what [ __ ] I was right see I told was. the meat good was the bear me meat's not. very good on those oh my God you get.
really sick if you well cooked beer meat. right you get really sick but it's also. they have Tris how many times did you. have to hit it just one arrow in the. head no where no right in lungs the. lungs [ __ ] you take out the lungs God. damn hard and how long they 2 minutes 3. minutes no um let's see that one was. dead in about 30 seconds what you didn't. have to go up go knee on the belly on. them and throw some old vtor style kneel. the belly punch it's hard for people to.
imagine that you need to control the. population of certain animals it's hard. for that that's that's a weird one for. people it's like you're not going to eat. it but you need to kill it why do you. guys need to kill it yeah I mentioned. that today and it's a confusing. conversation people get upset I love. bears they're beautiful and all that. [ __ ] but hey you know what I don't mind. it uh hey why do you love bears I love. bears because of Yogi the bear and the. cartoons I got brainwashed I got.
brainwash as a kid but I don't want to. be attacked by no goddamn bear so if. that fear was eliminated 1,000% maybe. more [ __ ] Mexicans would go in the. woods it's good point strong mexican. wood is not there that's that's why we. stay in the cities well bears are. [ __ ] legitimately scary I'm sure you. saw that video that was going around. just a couple of days ago of a guy who's. a he's a knife maker rightt Montana he. was up in the woods and he got attacked. by a mama bear and uh he got attacked.
twice he got away he sprayed her with. the bear spray she still got a hold of. him he got away and then he got away a. second time is that the best way to get. away from a bear is that beer spray. legit cuz I was making fun of the guy. and K's like no the beer spray is kind. of legit. I would believe it kind of legit but it. doesn't work always it didn't work in. this case is that you that's this guy. that's you this is like last week Eddie. this guy see his right ear his his scalp. is like shredded down to the bone right.
there it's like his got a giant flap of. ear is he a bear researcher skull no. he's a hunter he was Scouting For out. look boom bear bit his arm look at that. like a how often does that happen once a. year yeah probably once a year someone. gets attacked by I would say that's a. good number do you hear about that boy. scout leader where you know in Boy. Scouts they tell you if you run into a. bear that y Yellow Stone he goes if. there's a bear everyone lays down and. they stumble upon a you know [ __ ]. black bear and he lays down and all the.
other troops are watching the Bear's. like look at this [ __ ] idiot and just. ate them in front of the troops oh my. God yeah was that on YouTube it's on all. over. the prove it to me prove it to me. there's a real difference between the. behavior of black bears and brown bears. and what's really weird is that more. black bears attack people as Predators. that's racist versus more brown bears. attack people out of shock like a brown. bear like what happened with this guy is.
what happens all the time you [ __ ] up. and you get near a mama with her Cubs. and she just rips you apart that's what. happens to most of these. guys when they play dead there's a. different reaction they want black bear. gets you if a black bear gets you and. you play dead he might think you're dead. and just start eating first yeah the. general first right cim first was. coyotes I think beard too what you want. to do is the r White Bear white bears. are the worst the polar bears they're.
the worst that's racist yeah think about. that [ __ ] think about polar bears. they're the worst they're but they're. not here the thing they're. clear's weird about polar bears is their. hair is clear apparently is here's the. thing how can you say how can you say. their hair is clear I'm going back on. what I just said how can you say their. hair is clear when it's actually white. as [ __ ] they clear they say it's clear. whatever that's like you're noran you're. norian you're not Norwegian you're white. okay doesn't don't they say that they I.
think they describe their hair as being. clear that's exactly what they say I. thought exclaim white it's actually. transparent see it holds no color and. appears to be white because it reflects. visual light I've seen I've seen be that. was white actually look reflection of. the snow I'm saying that's why I'm. confused but also polar beard at the zoo. it's not going off white snow it's going. off still yeah they're still white the. fur is actually transparent and holds no. color it only appears white because it. reflects visible then it would look like.
a jelly fish then it would look like the. ocean come on is that a technicality. though because doesn't stupid people are. doesn't all color reflect visible light. in some way right but the pig Jamie. that's right you're. my brain's working weird on it right but. I'm pretty sure like uh I think like. black reflects or absorbs all light it's. one of those two like abs abs when it's. in the ocean it wouldn't look white then. once it jumps in the water why is it. still white do lights change color based.
on how much or uh rather colors rather. change their Hues based on how much. light uh is there man that's they look. different us a color is uh it's a. frequency on the spectrum of light yes. so you're seeing that frequency right. it's all there it's like technically our. eyes are only seeing a a certain uh. um gauge or level of that frequency like. hearing is the same thing it's also on a.
frequency all all audio is frequency you. can only hear 20 Herz to 20,000 Hertz. light is very similar it's not the same. kind of Hertz the same kind of waves but. in a very similar way like uh once you. get to infrared is a way higher. frequency than what we can actually see. and that's sort of what it's getting. into saying here it's reflecting light. that only we can see you know a very. [ __ ] up version of or explanation jie. [ __ ] legit Jamie I'm proud of you I. think your new neck nickname is Jamie. PhD that's it right there that's young. Jamie young Jamie threw down some PhD.
type [ __ ] so all the he he certainly did. um so all this stuff about their their. white skin I'm not sure I understand. that they have black skin right. underneath all that I think they're. really black noses yeah I think they're. actually like they have a dark body. underneath all that stuff they're like &. know it's a weird animal man they just. up there jacking [ __ ] they don't have a. single piece of vegetable so you can't. kill a lot polar bears right cuz there's. not a ton of them you're not polar bear.
hunting hey I haven't if a polar bear. had to fight a grizzly bear and I'm sure. they've been on borders where like every. now and then like [ __ ] Snow's mine mhm. and it's like [ __ ] this the mountains. are mine look at this [ __ ] has there. ever been a polar bear versus Grizzly. Bear match po bears are so well. insulated by inches of blubber and fur. that their heat signature is nearly. invisible through infrared photography. damn young Jam's on the ball damn they. got soundof they need to make [ __ ]. sound Studios like Kanye West is going.
to make a Sound Studio off bear blubber. dude you can barely see them infared did. you think this what you'd be getting. into it's all good he knew I told him he. knew what's up give my heads up you have. it's like it's like a lot of things in. life you have to experience it want to. experience it you know an actual fight. companion where these things go they go. they go down the tracks they take turns. they go through the woods we got to. cover up you're knocking over trees they. get back on to the ocean might.
watch fine man listen these are awesome. part of what's beautiful about these. there's nothing to be sorry for. everybody's used to it. listen it's just what what's fun about. these things is there chaos I was. excited to to be involved and I learned. one thing I can't show favoritism it's. you can't it's important you got to got. to be. openminded I didn't want vtor or D you. can do whatever you want man I'm. actually talking [ __ ] and I'm I'm. talking at it through my perspective. like a commentator you can't CH the.
problem is you got to keep the dialogue. going so if there's really nothing The. Last Resort is I'm going to talk to you. on you just [ __ ] said cuz I ain't got. nothing else yeah so you got to keep it. going that's what happens a lot you're. like [ __ ] I'm sorry bro bro it's for the. show we're going to sacrifice you for. the team we're going to sacrifice you. yeah like as a commentator man it's. really hard to not have favoritism like. one talk too much you talk too much shut. up you talk too much [ __ ] no [ __ ] we.
supposed to do shut the [ __ ] up give in. dead air if that was if it was normal. that that was 6 seconds 9 seconds of. dead air pockets everywhere on the show. imagine if that was normal on this show. if in any show like that was normal. podcast or UFC anything anything. anything you got to keep it going you. got keep and if you're the host your. name is on. it de air you're going to cut people off. you're going to cut people off cuz you. got to keep it going like [ __ ] we'll go. back to your [ __ ] we got four hours. we'll get back to your [ __ ] but now that.
I got this [ __ ] let me finish this let. me kill 20 minutes and then we'll get. back to your [ __ ] I think some some. fights it's important to give dead air. you got to figure out when to do it. though and I'm not always right I [ __ ]. it up a lot it's just because it's your. ad living if people complain about like. commentary in one way or another way I'm. just trying to do my best and sometimes. it's a slippery thing like when people. are fighting and crazy [ __ ] going on. you're passionate and also you you might. not recognize everything that's. happening things happen you're looking. for patterns and striking but you're.
also looking for you know like someone. slowing down there's a lot of [ __ ]. you're looking for you know it's a weird. it's a weird gig the crazy thing is we. talked about this years years ago when. you first started commentating for for. the UFC like as a fantasy wouldn't it be. cool if somehow the owner of the UFC. wanted you to be yourself and wanted you. to say whatever the [ __ ] you wanted to. say just like this it was a fantasy and.
now it's happening you could say. whatever you want we don't even have to. talk about the well about this show yeah. it's a beautiful thing it's what's. happening right now [ __ ] no rules it's. true even bring in joural or [ __ ]. style you know and here's another thing. friends who don't always agree on [ __ ]. but still love each other have a great. time hanging out talking [ __ ] I hate. this [ __ ] because he's trying to. Ste we hate each other we hate each. other you know what I you ad minute but. you're trying to steal him away from me.
and I'm not going to let that happen. brother brother I love you but that's. not happen the [ __ ] man but you know. what I mean what my point is that. there's an illusion there's an illusion. that a lot of people suffer under and. that illusion is that someone has to. think exactly like you for you to be. their friend and I think that [ __ ] is so. stupid cuz there's a lot of people that. have some crazy ideas and I love them to. death I give them a hug every time I see. him and I only talk to him about certain. [ __ ] well who who wants to hang out with. somebody exactly like them a lot of. people do man A lot of people are scared. of being themselves you know and and so.
because of that they want to find like. some comfortable frequency it's like an. accent that everyone in the neighborhood. has it's a way of thinking and behaving. that reinforces the idea that you're on. the same team as everybody else it's a. natural instinct that we have it's a. tribal instinct no I I give Eddie [ __ ]. but there's a couple of things he's sent. me links to and we've had long talks. with legit stuff especially when it. comes to my kid and stuff there's a. [ __ ] Spectrum there's a spectrum. people think I it's a beautiful thing. that people think all this drama that's.
going on but me and Brandon we're not. like tight and going out and having. [ __ ] lunch all the time but let me. tell you I rarely go out to lunch with. any friends or anything I don't hang out. with anybody I have no time between all. my schools it's just all my free time is. my wife and my son everything else is. business my wife and my son business I. don't hang out with anybody so I mean. Brendan I [ __ ] love I don't know how. many times I said to you personally off. camera I said that [ __ ] you too.
when you guys go off on MMA I've told. them at least three times you guys have. amazing chemistry because you guys. remember fights I don't remember [ __ ] so. when you started talking about this guy. knocked out this guy 3 years ago I just. shut the [ __ ] up because my brain don't. work like that no more I watch too many. conspiracy theories you guys are. watching fights I'm watching [ __ ] I'm. watching the oil deception well I'm. going to be honest I'm going to be. honest man when I talk to sha when I. talk to you it elevates my thinking.
about like past fights cuz I know you. know so much about past fights so I know. I'm talking to a dude who's like on the. same level as far as like your history. of like Pride fights not really [ __ ]. battling pretty [ __ ] close no no. pretty close but it's inspiring like you. know know so much about it that I have. to like remember [ __ ] like what's your. system like how do you stay so sharp cuz. I know you stay sharp you got you're you. got work ethic when it comes to being on. top of the UFC and what's going on and I. know you got work ethic I know you said. before you go to bed you have to watch. some fights right yeah I like to watch.
fights it's just you like yeah I just. like it so I I stay up on it when do you. watch the fights when do you memorize. the [ __ ] when they're live and I'll. record them and if it's if it's like a. big one or if we're doing a fight. campaign or doing something I'll watch. them again you know what I've been doing. a lot man I've been watching a lot of. Muay Tha man lot of mu Tha Dude That's. How am with boxing obsessed with boxing. in you know me I barely can keep up with. MMA and UFC so I don't have time for. kickboxing and boxing but in Big Bear.
Triple G I got a taste of that. [ __ ] I like him all of a sudden. I got a little I got a little foot in. the door and boxing but I also while I. was up in Big Bear were [ __ ] just. just chilling making sure our seizure. don't act up like all night and we put. on the best of Glory the best of Glory. holy [ __ ] get on UFC Fight Pass and. watch the they'll go through there's a. documentary the man they hit [ __ ].
hard holy [ __ ] all of a sudden you. watching in glory Hey listen man I'm. good I'm I'm so glad you brought that up. cuz I was actually going to ask you guys. if you want to do this those are you. want do a fight companion for Glory when. there's Glory Glory Denver and it's on. October. 21st and it's in Denver is that a. Saturday and it's uh N I think it's. Nikki holin is rematching m grall is. that is that who it is said October what. oh um I'll tell you again but I was.
thinking it' be fun to do that. um the 21st of October. damn he's fighting groin har who's a bad. [ __ ] they had a really close. fight the first time really close come. um Vargo versus Ru menen Ru menen 24th. of October 21. 21st and uh but Nikki holtzin is a bad. [ __ ] dude Nikki Hol a monster. 21st of October I'm going to be in uh. Springfield damn it Oregon gr's a bad.
[ __ ] too Planet Springfield in. the house you know who we need to get in. if he can we need to get Joe Shilling in. for that one right yeah that yeah right. have cuz Joe was fighting for Glory for. in that highlight they showed that fight. that we saw at the Forum we were there. live where they went into overtime and. they did the extra rounds and [ __ ]. knocked out that yeah that was amazing. last man standing hey you want to do. some more mountain running on October. 21st listen listen in.
Springfield he just had a disc replaced. in his back like pretty significant back. I've enrolled Jiu-Jitsu in over four. months now I just had major back surgery. so I think I might take off the rest of. the year just to be sure just to be sure. cuz when the doctor tells me you know I. was on you know you could either get. Fusion on your disc which is Last Resort. we just got to [ __ ] screw everything. together or we could put a disc in and. there's people that are qualified for. the disc and if you don't qualify for.
that disc they're like you know what. your shit's so [ __ ] up you got to. [ __ ] lock all that [ __ ] up with. screws so I was on the fence so the. doctor would sit me down and say what is. this jiujitsu do are people picking you. up and slamming you I'm like no I'm not. really getting are you are you are they. picking you up is there impact and the. fact that he was asking this questions I. was like no no no it's like dude I. [ __ ] pull quarter guard and just. clinch on [ __ ] there ain't.
impacting my roles ever dude do you have. any back issues Kim all that running and. Hiking [ __ ] because that's the only. thing that tightens me up is when I run. I love running but only that's what. tightens my back yeah you're pretty big. you know that makes a difference on. running for the pounding so it's tougher. on your body but with all the hunting or. anything you haven't had any injuries or. knee problems nothing what's like a. really what's a really big guy for 100. 100 mile is there anybody like's who's. been the biggest guys I mean nobody's. ever. over 180 really so I can't do make it.
can't do it it's just I was going to. talk about earlier we talking with about. Stephan tro I was thinking there's only. like a certain amount of blood that that. guy can get to his body right he's got. so much body to deal with like he's he's. got a his cardio can't be as good as a. Mighty Mouse just so big phally he's. just so much blood has to keep pumping. big giant body love to like I run you're. going to laugh I run 14 miles a week and. for a bigger guy I love to run his size. might not be like uh have anything to do.
with a a UFC fight though maybe if he. was had to like survive the apocalypse. you would see the difference but I don't. think you'd see the difference like just. cuz he's 7 foot that he's going to have. [ __ ] cardio no I'm just saying that you. when you're 265 I think there's a magic. number and I think a lot of guys agree. with this and it's around where stti. mioi is it's around where Cain Velasquez. is it's that 240 number it seems like. 240 is as heavy as you want to get. because you can handle a guy that's 265. cuz a 25 lb differential although it.
seems like a big like if if the skills. better it it it plays itself out cuz the. 25 lb differential that guy that 265lb. guy or bigger at cutting down to it such. a giant Reservoir that he needs to fill. and they're also. slower speed if0 and you got Brock. Lesnar that's not good that's not true. because that's what K Velasquez did to. him he worked him Brock took him down he. got right back up and Brock got tired.
and Kane did not and Kane started. beating on him with perfect striking Po. and and Brock was like oh [ __ ] I'm in. deep [ __ ] trouble and he took him. down and beat him up it was a a brutal. fight and an excellent example of how a. 240lb fighter might be a better deal. that's why you could argue too that KES. F that that's I mean that could be. fighting style man vers man too it's. also you have to put it up you have to. put it up that Cain Velasquez has. extraordinary cardio for heavyweight his. cardio is one of the biggest weapons he.
has if not the B absolutely absolutely. skill great technique with striking and. with. wrestling but almost more importantly. Championship mindset like 100%. confidence in himself and cardio that's. just like superum so he's a championship. mindset he has the heart like no one. else and then he has cardio this is how. [ __ ] Hard MMA is even that guy lost. yeah it's that crazy come on man even. that guy can have a day where he just.
like when he fought FAO ver. Doom that's why some of these best guys. have 10 losses yep yeah exactly look man. in my opinion I mean be Kane is not done. like his career is not done but when it. all goes down you have to look at him in. his prime and go that that is one of the. very best examples of a heavyweight. fighter we've ever seen not the best I. think he's top two if not number one for. I'm 100% with could be number one but it.
might be Fedor see well you could toss. for Doom in there with that AR you could. toss for Doom in there you could toss. for Doom in there just on a. complishments on paper you have to look. at doing but I think I think Kane most. likely the obviously just my educ. opinion I think he's the the best. matchup for for to beat Stipe with skill. sets because if he does get doom and. then he gets stie it's a tough match up. for Stipe if you look on paper if they. fight the way he fought if I mean here's. the thing like Kane's been through some. Wars with Junior right Wars stipe's been.
through Wars he has and Stipe went. through a war with Junior but the. difference between stipe's war with. Junior and I know MMA math doesn't. really work this way like you can't like. look at one guy and go just because one. guy beat one guy he's gonna beat the. other guy doesn't work like that but if. they fight in the same way that Stipe. fought Junior dos Santos you got to. think that Kane can keep a pace that's. ahead of where JDS was correct and Ste B. and him it was a very close fight. between him and JDs and it was like. super close him hitting that high level.
upper echelon of the heavyweight. division for the first time as well. other than the true fight so I think I. don't know man I think that I think that. Kane is a nightmare for anybody if he's. healthy I just think if Kane comes back. and becomes champion and Beats stpe he's. the best heavyweight of all time and. there's a good probability he's going to. do that he has to get Ste bab it's a. nightmare that's boxing but how but what. if he did MMA oh boy he would get taken. down smushed you think so he' get [ __ ]. up he'd get taken down and smoed dudes. who don't know how to wrestle you can't.
start at 35 and compete at that level. you just you're not if you don't. actually know something if a guy knows. something Andy to heavyweight boxes. Klitschko Andrew J Joshua no noit's not. all those guys would would get uh. destroyed in the they started in MMA. they would get [ __ ] up by a lot of. high level kick right now they decided. to do it D they get [ __ ] up by Rico. verhoven forget about MMA just. kickboxers a guy like Rico verhoven will. [ __ ] up a lot of boxers they wouldn't.
touch them he way on the outside kick. boxers are more prepared for MMA than. boxers no what I'm saying is that boxers. right now like them getting into MMA is. they can't even get through the top. kickboxers I'm saying so kickboxing is. kick the top kickboxers are more. prepared to go into MMA than not. necessarily because those guys get taken. down everybody gets taken down so when. they get taken down you know as well as. anybody does when they they're [ __ ]. they're all [ __ ] the difference between. boxing like the best boxers their hands. are without a doubt better than the best.
kickboxers but they don't have to be. that good with their hands cuz they got. all these other tools so they might have. one skill that's like maybe I would say. like the max of the best kickboxers like. 70% of the hands of a world championship. boxer right if you want to look at like. a Floyd like a Roberto Durant in his. prime who the [ __ ] punches like that in. MMA right no one well yeah kickboxing. okay a gy today no no not M mythical. [ __ ] maybe guys maybe I don't think you.
can get there I don't think you can get. there I think to be just as good as. Roberto Durant okay maybe is he gets to. do knees and elbows take down may I mean. look Robbie Laura is a [ __ ] Savage. and I would never compare him. unfavorably to anybody because he's like. one of my McGregor is just as good as. [ __ ] uh he focused on boxing solely. if he focused on boxing fought right now. fought in his prime Sugar Ray Leonard. sugar Conor McGregor who would win ining.
in in boxing dude do you have any idea. what that would look very similar to you. having a fight with Sugar Ray Leonard. what about kickboxing what about in. kickboxing if they fought kickboxing con. [ __ ] up did you say me Conor would [ __ ]. them up I mean you don't box dude I I. did Boy Scouts for two. years I did Karate for one year I did. Cass Magda which is a Danny and a system. for two and a half [ __ ] years did you. hear what I just said yes obviously.
Conor's got really good hands he's. obviously got a lethal power in his. punches and he'll carry that he'll carry. that somewhat in boxing but sugaray. Leonard if you watch his fights like. when he was in his time he was when he. knocked out Tommy Hearns that 13th round. after Angelo dunde came back and said. you're blowing it kid and he went out. there and put it to Tommy Hearns dude. I'm not going to mention I'm not going. to mention name but I've seen some world. champion high level UFC guys fight. mediocre boxers and just sparring just.
boxing sparing they. get how about when he lit up Floyd. Mayweather's dad times are different. Floyd Mayweather Senor Floyd Mayweather. Senor fought sugar L Floyd Mayweather. Senor was a world class box amazing his. uncle too yeah Roger Mayweather black. mamba bad [ __ ] bad [ __ ]. start coming out in the Mexican gear. he's a bad [ __ ] but his dad. fought sugar Leonard in his prime and he. hung hung in with him for a little while. but eventually sugar got him was sugaray.
like at his very best how about Tommy. Hearns versus Marvin Haggler that [ __ ]. that's that's the [ __ ] God damn that's. the [ __ ] that's going on right now all. around us and we won't realize that for. 30 years yeah you're right. sh going we're in the Marvin Thomas. we're living it but it's so new to us. you differ like music but there's like. 10 Marvin hagglers now and there's 10. Tommy Hearns it's like in MMA you look. them up anywhere in MMA there's so many. good fights and then on top of that we.
have the boxing fights too well the. boxing fights are exciting too like. Triple G is one of the best all time. might be the best of all time come on. the young kids are not into the boxing. young kids are. that's not true a lot of kids are into. boxing man first of all HB boxing P. who's getting him into Canelo Alvarez is. a hero your kids UFC they're not your. people love Cano why don't you. Mexicans compatriot he's a bad.
[ __ ] you know what godamn he. punch hard who's a bad [ __ ]. Canelo he is the Under Armour guy God. damn he hits hard so you're an Under. Armour guy yeah God he showed his shoes. it says keep hammering that's right. remember Jesus Christ no I remember but. I didn't know you had like no no no I. didn't know you had a deal with them I. didn't know you deal with it's like the. rock you and [ __ ] theweather I. thought they just made one. pair these are for the race they made we. find that guy I hold on we can't have.
two conversations at the same time Jamie. let's find the the baddest [ __ ]. from Turkish oil wrestling and let's. blow them up let's give him some [ __ ]. press time when when so when I show the. wolf one when I Instagram that you're. coming on the show my boy Cody Doman. goes that guy's my hero I was like. really he's like yeah I guess hunting's. [ __ ] you're the Mickey man of hunting. city do you live in do you live in. Southern California don't give out your. actual address yeah don't do that oh. that's right C or reg a regular house. regular house just a regular house like.
in a regular Street a cabin do you have. like a shed you the dead deer yeah. there's dead deer in there in the shed. no in the house what do you do with. about the Flies bro God d what is that. there's got to be a special thing you. keep the flies they smell that [ __ ] you. can't keep flies what do you do with the. Flies there's no flies fly paper no. flies dude in the winter time most of. the time when you're hunting you're. hunting in the fall what about the bees. and the Flies kind of go away for the. most part unless you're in a warm. climate we saw a bunch of flies this.
week yeah this week we saw some flies. but if he was in Utah he wouldn't see. any flies They're All Dead you should. try hunting is that weird game in the. jungle like in Costa Rica see what's up. with that that's extreme what that's. extreme you got to deal with the bugs. there's a war with the bugs and you're. trying to get your [ __ ] mammal you're. trying to get your jaguar or monkey or. whatever but you got you're in a. different battle with the insects Joe. check this out I had this guy when I was. doing right there when I was doing that. Sci-Fi show um I um I had this guy on.
the uh show called his name is Peter. torz he's a professor I think at the. University of Houston really really. smart dude but his his specialty is. infectious diseases in tropical climates. like parasites go on your dick no all. all all form of different parasites but. this is what was really crazy he was. saying that somewhere in like the high. 90% of all people in these tropical.
climates I I I hope I'm not misquoting. them they have some sort of infections. they have some sort of parasites living. in them in the jungle yeah man that. seems totally straight they go in those. goons they're covering their dick. parasites going their dick if that's the. problem in the food you're eating. they're going in your butt too it's in. everything it's in like we're talking. about Lyme disease that's kind of a. disease I mean it's like kind of a a. virus or a bacteria I don't know what. describe B viruses from all the. traveling no ticks damn no ticks yeah I.
mean what do you do with that how do you. deal with that been bitten by a few. ticks and they bury in so I would take. like uh trying to think what either. their I think I heated up a needle and. stuck the tick and then when they burn. they back out what mhm holy [ __ ] that. happened once then right no a few times. but yeah the ticks cuz I don't know what. happens but you can't feel them going in. all of a sudden you kind of feel. something saliva that's a numbing agent.
right so it must be something You' think. you'd feel them burying in your skin but. you don't feel them till they're in and. then you're like double check that. Jamie I'm almost [ __ ] I'm almost certain. that's right has anybody ever had make. that call one of those tcks bury. themselves in the rectum oh deep in the. butthole there they go what happens go. toward is that when you stop like you. know what is that when you go vegan I. don't know that TI crawls inside your. butthole and they just flushing it out. it just keeps getting B how many times.
does that have to happen before you just. say you know what I'm going to go to. Boulder looks like you're developing a. belly but it's actually this softball. siiz tick that lives in your ass now. ticks are nasty good you never know so. hey cam when you're burning all these. calories will you eat just whatever you. want fast food whatever no not fast. food skin pulls this. God what does this mean I don't know why. Hey listen this say p care this we have.
children listening I don't even want to. know what this is It's a tick bite on. your genitals is that what it's talking. about I only just put ticks under skin. to start looking stuff top God they go. for the butt look at that they smell. they smell what do you do if a tick. strong [ __ ] is to to a tick dude that's. the weird thing about the world can. smell it that tick knows your ass how. many different bugs are just jacking. each. other what do you mean killing each. other oh killing each other they're. probably attracted to the smell of [ __ ].
and it's if you don't wipe your ass. right boom you're you're susceptible you. go to Brazil you go to Brazil you don't. wipe your ass right dude expect it don't. be surprised well is that a wife's tail. that bear are attracted to ministration. I don't know I would imag I've heard. that I believe it heard I don't know why. but I I would 100% assume that but I. would think that people be afraid to say. it because they don't want to accuse. women of being like in any way like. bringing on the Bears yes you know or.
and they don't want to address find out. if that's true bears not attracted says. who you [ __ ] are not how they not smell. it black and grizzly bears are not. attracted oh it say Live Science I. believe sence. good oh but polar be.com I believe it. look at this though but it says polar. bears may be interested in the smell of. menstrual blood which means they've. they've eaten about a hundred. researchers vaginas meanwhile yeah. meanwhile it's like a [ __ ] this a. cover up they bought the signs meanwhile.
there's a [ __ ] epidemic of bears. eating female uh researchers researchers. want to be like that Jen Goodall of the. Bears and like damn they they didn't. tell me about the menstration that's. some strong [ __ ] that's what's really. scary about the way some animals kill. other animals is they they go [ __ ]. first look at that they're on [ __ ]. first Sometimes they. do.com menting women should you camp. that's well how about how about how.
crocodiles kill alligators dude I. wouldn't trust Yellowstone be man I. wouldn't trust I'm listen in a study. designed to test the hypothesis that. bears are attracted to the odors of. menstration uh Cushing report Ed that. when presented with a series of. different odors including seal scents. and other scents non-menstrual human. blood and used tampons for cap Jamie. sorry was thank you that was how dare. you that was the end of it that was the. end of what read read yeah that was it. he had to but I was I didn't it oh I.
didn't finish it did I did I finish it. four. Captain elicited a i that part I didn't. get elicited what news Joe this is good. news now you can say you're gonna go. hunt for bears and then you could show. you could tell your wife sending these. links and say look they go after periods. we have to stop them I can't bring you I. want to bring you I do want to bring you. on this bear hunt. I but I'm concerned for your safety. aren't don't you start your rag next.
week I mean think about that look at his. website send her. links I can't see it Jamie that camera. you got that camera set up. there okay it's a good excuse uh a. strong behavioral response only to seal. scents and menstrual odors use tampons. okay so it did mhm so that's not true. just those four polar bears so okay for. polar bears it's an attractant I got to. think that regular bear is going to. smell it too say any of that you know.
like there's probably other stuff. there's probably other stuff they prefer. all you got to say is that you just. can't go when's the next hunt cam what. and what are you hunting uh it's deer. back home oh you bring in your wife no. she has a hunt perfect dear cool dear. yeah dude we saw Mountain lies really. yeah we saw Mama and how many Cubs two. or three Bob Cats Bobcats would you. attempt to cross we saw a uh yeah a. female two kittens if you saw a female.
worried smaller cat attack you guys why. did I think that one of them was I. thought why did I think it look like a. little cougar no dude why was I in my. mind I saw it so quick this is how. shitty is or you're high in my mind no. no did you smoke weed [ __ ] yeah you saw. me you brought you brought Jo no not I'm. saying right now and he thought it was a. mountain L turned out as a dog no I. didn't bring anything no not even a pen. no you you have you were in the woods. you were in the woods Ed Ed hold on a. second I thought those things were I.
thought those things were uh cougars no. the Bobcats how you can tell like. quickly is the tail they were really. small yeah they're small but right a. mountain line you're always going to. notice a tail long tail man that's. interesting cuz it was such a brief. thing you guys said it first and then I. turned and saw him for such a maybe half. a second or a second before they bolted. and I'm thinking that sometimes when you. expect to see something yeah like so I. think maybe Brian had said cat and maybe. I thought cougar so maybe it was just a.
flash on my mind filled in the blanks. which is shocking that happens what's. what's the most dangerous cat in this. part of the world mountain lion more. than a bobcat yeah oh yeah a mount a. mountain line can be 170 PBS will it. stalk you yeah it has once you realize. you're being stocked is there a point. you want to watch a video usually you. don't realize watch if you if you. realize you're being stocked at that. point is that mission number one watch.
this video we're going to watch this. video this is a video this guy we can't. put it on YouTube but we can watch it. without it being on YouTube so nobody. else sees it but uh that uh guy who got. stocked he was on a a mountain bike and. he got stocked by this mountain line who. got within inside of 20 yards of him did. get was walking slowly at him like this. like out in the open let me see that out. in the open staring at him it is [ __ ]. horrific dude it scares the [ __ ] out of. me look at this cat this dude is just. hanging out and this [ __ ] cat keeps.
coming close to him what is it so we can. give the dude uh some props and he can. get some views on it says mountain lion. standoff with hiker so this this. gentleman whoever he was that was the. hiker he was yelling here and the cat. just keeps getting closer and closer to. him and it got [ __ ] super sketchy. take off dude it got super sketchy that. cat was for sure thinking about eating. him did he have a gun I don't think he. did he just got. loud yeah um Tennessee where is this at.
Jamie GLA Nation Park where's that at. cam where's Glacier National Park damn. he said hey bud he called him Alaska is. it no he called him he said hey bud I. don't think they have a lot of mountain. lines in Alaska do they cam Glacier. that's a big [ __ ] at that. [ __ ] that's a [ __ ] tiger. right there dude that is so scary that. cat that no rules having [ __ ] is. closing in Montana just an optical.
illusion terrible way to die not an. optical illusion look a 100 lb cat like. if you see a German shepherd German. Shepherd wants to [ __ ] you up you're. scared right German Shepherd might weigh. 70 lb. okay that's not a big animal at all but. yet they will most likely [ __ ] you up. you know those belgi Mal that they use. for the police academy I think that. those are actually like more likely to. be in the 60s and 70 pounds German. shephers can get a little bit bigger. confident no no he's not he just doesn't. know what to do so he's making this. video this guy's [ __ ] in his pants.
yeah that was awesome dud you almost. died there's a gang of those videos and. occasionally occasionally people go. missing they just go after women and. children though right not that guy that. guy was a man and that might have kept. him from being killed maybe if that was. a child the cat wouldn't have hesitated. the cat would have just killed him and. it's happened I mean there was a guy in. copertino who watched his kid get. attacked by a mountain line just a year. and a half ago and copertino was they.
chased it off and I think then the. animal oh look at that. thing look at that right arm [ __ ] jacked. looks like he'd have the most ridiculous. Roman skills you got have you're going. to go take a walk in the woods bring. your [ __ ] rifle I forgot my. he's dangerous look at it dude oh my God. he's making move they're straight up. Killers he's making a move look at that. that is so dangerous and it's just it's. just not sure whether or not you got a.
bang stick I mean you think about what's. a bang stick a gun gun think about. trying to hold down a h house cat if it. doesn't want to be held down oh I know. yeah there 15 10 lbs have you ever. killed a cat. Jesus Christ those things are scary. what's really weird is that we love them. and we want them around us but not so. close cat bro look at that one that one. ran after the dude spray in the face on. the far right greatest tiger attacks. ever caught on camera I don't. necessarily think I want to look at that.
7 million views I definitely want to. look at as long as it doesn't get us. kicked off of YouTube Jamie so we can. see so no one else can see it this is my. favorite one this is the one with the. dude's on the top of an elephant and the. tiger decides to run at him look at this. running at him sh I mean look how this. thing flies through the air oh yeah that. help Mach look at that he threw a. machete at him oh my. God his arm tore his arm apart he should. have Ed that machete a lot better than.
that on you commit you're like oh [ __ ]. you can't pull it. back dog oh my God yo coms oh [ __ ] oh my. God that was quick. see you oh my god tiger killed tiger. kills 14 foot. crocodile dude there's a video that I. just watched the other day of a tiger. making a run at a guy and then at the. last minute it turns but as it's angry. and it's in full Fury and it's making a. run it it moved so much quicker than I.
thought they could mhm so much quicker. it was like a [ __ ] regular cat but. like 600. lb tiger kills what SL. oh my god oh these guys are dead. everybody's dead they kill crocodiles. dude have you ever seen those ones in. Jaguars in Brazil they jump into water. kill crocodile they just showed it right. now my God tiger just engulfing a. crocodile swarming on I was talking. about leopards though I think or Jaguars.
rather which are even smaller than. tigers and they kill those Cayman in. Brazil there's a bunch of those videos. they come behind them creep up they. treat them like their food man they just. Jack them dude how [ __ ] scar is a. tiger that thing's huge man look at this. thing it's chasing after these like. those African lions 500b but imagine. you're in this [ __ ] cuz tigers are. little much larger right like 700 lb am. I off on that you have a choice you want. to live around tigers or you want to. live around criminals with guns on the. streets criminals it's the same [ __ ].
criminal it's the same they probably. think we're [ __ ] crazy we that. there's humans with guns shooting people. and all they got to do is deal with. tigers but dude look at this video this. tiger is just slow stalking these. [ __ ] people there's a truck behind. them and there's a truck in front of. them and this tiger is just. strutting dude this is scary that. Tiger's just trying to figure out what. it's going to do and this is a video. called tiger attacks SC good I'm. [ __ ] my pants right now [ __ ].
I don't know tiger like that or a. government official that wants you. suicided tiger Eddie okayer for in the. moment in the moment I just feel like. the government officials I don't know I. don't know maybe you're right be coaxed. into Enlightenment you're right yeah. there's no talking to this tiger this. tiger doesn't give a [ __ ] it's a. trade-off oh here comes Jesus Christ. Here Comes oh god oh it's like the BL. camera. work my God they're running away from.
this tiger a hitman's not going to. scrape the skin off your back Jesus. chist so that's the tradeoff I'm so. scared of those goddamn things yeah. tiger that video. ining no tiger oh I that video in. Beijing where that chick gets an. argument with someone and she gets out. of the car [ __ ] up [ __ ] oh my God my. God yeah dud this one's rough she's like. [ __ ] this [ __ ] tell what city are they.
in where there's three cars and bring. car what is what city bring own car. Beijing yeah watch aular City look at. there she's all strutting she you ain't. going to do [ __ ] she yelling. I want to go home look at this you ain't. doing [ __ ] that goes what this red car. just sitting there why is that red car. just sitting D they're all they're all. on a safari where you drive down the. road in your car and you see these. animals and she didn't die the guy run. after no the the. mom got out look I get it it's a part.
dude I do not want to see that guy arm. get ripped off like a goddamn car you're. in [ __ ] Lion Country Safari in San. Diego wild Guy this is a preacher he was. trying to convince this guy was trying. to convince these uh lions that. Christianity was the way to do it oh you. know what I think I think they believe. him I don't know why but they do oh my. God that guy got [ __ ]. up he is in a bad spot they believe him.
look at their eyes he jumped into the. exhibit yeah man he [ __ ] up God is. stronger than any of us can imagine. Brandon [ __ ] up look at what they're. doing they have to spray these l cat. really hate water well they just don't. like being changed like oh my God this a. leopard that came out of the roof and. [ __ ] these guys up look at this [ __ ]. they need a baseball bat a little baby. one like those uh those little ones. everybody right there Boom rning the. skull Jesus. Christ yeah he's scared look at him big.
[ __ ] [ __ ] those cats those cats are. terrifying dude I'm not a cat oh that's. not real cat inside the [ __ ] living. room oh my God that's real they're like. got the biggest cat we got the biggest. cat in. Indonesia [ __ ] let's have a pet look at. that guy they were on a TV show in. Indonesia oh my God these silly [ __ ]. are in the cage with them he trying to. [ __ ] him yeah he's going for that dick.
you know oh my God let it that would. hurt soad oh my God he go to his face oh. no for his face look at the GU hit him. on the head it looks like he's oh my God. that's not a full that's not a full size. tiger either that's like a baby that's. feeling his oats that's a female imagine. those claws digging into that ass is. that a lion lion yeah did I say Tiger. Claws lioness I'm too drunk imagine how. deep those claws are right up his ass. but she's young right dude ankle right. now do you think she's a young one I.
don't know the Lioness is she looks like. he's 18 but it. seem silly but it seemed like she wasn't. that big right oh my God that's a big. ass male oh oh [ __ ] there's the female. son that's the one in Vegas oh no that's. a male Brandon MGM you're not going to. hold that that back hell no you might as. well just this is so crazy this is so. crazy what are they thinking you they. they got cocky they thought they could. hang out with their friends the Lions oh.
this guy's about to. yeah oh you got oh Jesus Christ don't. show me this Jamie eat that arm son I. don't want to see this I do eat it I. don't want to see this arm get torn off. please no he's good he's got t-shirt. it's just the skin just a t-shirt it's. just a skin oh my God uh oh this is a. good no this is not good that's fake oh. my God oh my godc you guys believe in. this. [ __ ] see I like the real ones I I don't.
like the exhibit ones here's the real. [ __ ] is that an ostrich oh it's oh my. God what is that it tackled that dude. and they shot. it at least he ran oh my God oh yeah red. carpet that makes sense you dumb asses. oh Jesus Christ that's not America. there's no way they're just oh my God. it's got his [ __ ] leg dude [ __ ] these. things like what is wrong with people. why you walking down a red carpet and. Tuxedo like an [ __ ] with a lion a. lion who's your date tonight lion oh I'm.
going to I'm going to bring my a lion. let everybody know I'm I'm so connected. to the W so a a real life story not this. but when we were hunting over there in. Tanzania this lionist had Cubs and we. had to keep driving driving by in the. Jeep we know we weren't hunting the. Lioness but she was getting mad like. every time we drive by so one time we. drove by got video of it it's somewhere. on my Instagram but she takes off after. the Jeep and we're like go go go and. we're going dust is coming up and here. she comes out of the dust and catching.
up with us what a lion lioness yeah were. you in an open Jeep yeah. Jeep no we got [ __ ] everybody up like. we kind of laughing like ha and then she. comes out of the Dust she's like. catching up but you guys I'm sure all. had your guns out like come. on but what if you had like one bad. spark plug like one misfire engines just. hicc up in one shitty old carburetor. they haven't cleared the dust out. of up and it just the fuel injectors get.
[ __ ] clogged yeah Jesus Christ then a. giant cat is eating your [ __ ] you. have a resered gun just in case you have. your backup gun no you you need to get. that [ __ ] in order. okay you better have that backup gun. you're hanging out with polar bears and. [ __ ] yeah I hear you don't don't hang. out with polar bears that does not seem. like a wise maneuver those [ __ ]. things don't do anything but Jack things. you ever see that video that I posted um. forget where I got it from on um naal.
Geographic no a seal Seal's chilling and. doesn't know that a polar bear is in the. neighborhood and the polar bear jumps up. on the ice shelf and the seal sees it. and goes [ __ ] [ __ ] it starts this mad. Sprint for the water and gets in the. water and as he's getting in the water. the polar bear is coming out of the. water onto the ice shelf and he's. running towards him and he dives into. the water watch this [ __ ] yeah look the. seal is just like you know you know how. seen the killer whale one they did the. same thing yeah but hold on a second. he's like you know look at the polar.
bear peers up realizes it's there and. goes oh [ __ ] this mother oh this. is just the gift oh it's a different one. it's just oh the the gift what about the. that's a gift too AIC gift. too imagine that M just see if we can. find that or like Joe Diaz calls a m. this is it there's the there's the seal. he's like [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and. the PO like God you see how he dived. right the [ __ ] in well Jamie find the. whole one seal was posted up go.
my that [ __ ] at right at the water break. somewhere on my. Instagram like it was a while ago though. there's a there's one similar with with. killer Wales there's like three of them. and they're like [ __ ] they're. teaching they're making waves on a. [ __ ] seal that's on a and then they. they rock it off and that's done yeah. they put their weight on it and they. tilt it and they make them slide right. to them these poor [ __ ] they're like.
the oldest trick in the book they're. like we got on his ni shelf everything. should be cool now like [ __ ] yeah they. just put their chin on it [ __ ] please. it's slippery that one's where he jumps. on the boat to get away from it oh yeah. that's the seal that runs away from the. Sharks yeah smart little [ __ ] yeah. the Sharks were trying to eat the seals. and so oh [ __ ] was it sharks or killer. whales trying says whale was killer wh. SE didn't care yeah is a killer wh seal.
didn't care what it got up on just so. happy to be they will [ __ ] with they. will [ __ ] with seals they'll play with. them before they kill them they're so. smart looks like there's a shark down. there too and you know they're a. dolphin who what is killer whale oh a. dolphiner whale a it's a cousin of a. dolphin a whale killer whale is a cousin. a Orca a cousin of a dolphin wh right. well whales and dolphins are similar and. that they're marine mammals but like as. far as like the species goes killer.
orcas apparently are closer to dolphins. I didn't know that they're super close. to dolphins that's why they're both. smart as [ __ ] smart as [ __ ] but they. kill each. other mostly orcas kill dolphins but orc. also kill whales they and can't they. kill great whites too like. they're chunks out of great they kill. great whites they're so much smarter and. bigger where did you see that on YouTube. yeah there's a video of a mama and. protecting her time YouTube works okay. what is a uh um a baby what do you call.
a baby baby what a baby uh Oran is it a. calf a c borka isn't that weird why. can't we just call it a baby why can't. admit they're smart as [ __ ] weird but. they kill whales dude they bite their. faces it's rough there's one video it's. I'd love to see it it's a killer whale. killing a whale and he bites his face. off just chewing this whale's face off. God wh [ __ ] they're mean as [ __ ]. because the Shamu we grow up thinking. they're all cool and friendly and are to.
us it's like Tony Montana SeaWorld but. in. reality I had read something that wasn't. true I read something that wasn't true. but it's one of those you read and sound. so awesome you don't want it to not be. true but what I read was that killer. whales used to kill people until World. War II when they started using planes. and they used to use killer whales for T. target practice that's some [ __ ]. it's totally [ __ ] but I heard it and. I got so excited how do how do you know.
it's [ __ ] maybe better than that Joe. maybe it's real how do you know it's. [ __ ] well because there's because. they said it on CNN cuz I'm educated. just cuz I'm educated that there's no. way that work there's no there's no. evidence that they ever killed anybody. other than in captivity I'm just saying. but what they know as far as evidence of. killer whales attacking human beings. it's there's almost no record of. anything ever happening in the wild what. if they covered that [ __ ] up why would. they do that they're too busy with. Clinton foundation and SeaWorld they.
don't have time is this yeah see this. killer whale is biting this [ __ ]. whale's face off what that's a tiger. shark here there's a tiger shark kill. tiger whale video it's I think it's a. hunt back well why you suppose they've. never killed humans I don't know man. there was a movie called Orca maybe they. don't need us 1981. they face off of right now what anything. including Pizza I'm starving there's. like bars you. know me and cam eat the same I tried to.
have one but I got in trouble with great. whites there was a movie called Orca I. thought you said you know how Josh. [ __ ] [ __ ] everybody up what did. do eats whales [ __ ] everything what. happen I know Jaws I got so confused. yeah sure I won go in the goddamn ocean. because of Jaws I know it's a brainwash. but it worked and I'm a subject of it. and I'm not going in the goddamn ocean. do you think they're trying to keep us. from the ocean's knowledge I don't know. why are they trying to keep us Jaws.
right there that work that worked on me. no there's there's a new jaw it's called. the shallows with Orca I want I want to. see just her just like Jaws but it was a. killer whale yeah it was a killer whale. that jacked people up yeah I'm not. trying to see. thatshit that friendly ass whale like. 1981 or something I'm not scared that. what year was it 79 I'm going to go I. think you're right I think 79 sounds. right was that the worst movie of all. time Hey listen 77 nice 77 that was. before Jaws think about that [ __ ] Jaws.
ripped this sh this was like Tesla jaw. was a true story this was Tes what year. was jws was older than 77 15% on Rotten. Tomatoes oh [ __ ] what year was Jaws okay. I'm gonna say jaws is older than that. I'm G say jaws 72. 75 this what year 75 yeah it's older. okay so this ripped Jaws off and got. brought a babyit whale I KN we all knew. that we just forgot cuz Peter benchley. wrote Jaws jaws was a hit novel right.
wasn't it Jaws came from a true story. right but wasn't it a novel before it. was a or I got suppressed I read the. book I know I read the book but it was. one of those times they used to make. books and they would sell them and it. was the plot. Peter Bley they still do that did they. do that yes but this wasn't that it was. a novel okay 1974 novel and they turned. into movie shark right there that's the. most evil shark I'm telling you they. they kind of redid jaws with that movie. Shallow with Blake Lively and it's legit. Mano you see that picture that posted. the picture I posted on my Instagram.
that wasn't a real shark it was a 3D. rendering like a computer rendering but. you what a shark looks like yeah yeah. yeah yeah yeah it's I reposted it it was. from somewhere else but it's [ __ ] so. crazy here's the thing man yeah it's a. 3D rendering but that's what a shark. looks like and the sharks can do that. yes they can seen South Water that's all. real I mean that's totally keep it up. I'm you're fired how dare you you just. went crazy lost it you lost it you how. dare you damn look at that thing man I.
mean if that wasn't a real animal if. that if there was no such thing as a. shark that's your most likes uh yeah. you're right not though 75 lik you're. right that's the most likes ever we were. trying to figure out which one it was. that's your most million lik 75. no5 that's not that much [ __ ] The. Rock gets that [ __ ] on like you have way. more yeah I'm sure but look at the. [ __ ] body on that thing that's a real. but that's the really what they're built. like they're a giant mouth with a body.
that they just fill up with remember. Jaws they were like pulling license. plates out and boots and shiter shks I. wanted a shark tooth I had shark to. tooth neck I did I did too man how about. now there's people swimming with these. [ __ ] and it turns out people. are swimming with bull sharks and tiger. sharks they say there's great whites all. all in here down here from [ __ ] San. Diego up to do you know the Jaws was. based on a an attack that took place in. fresh water yes yeah in New Jersey East.
Coast it was a true story well sort of. nobody wanted to admit that these sharks. were killing people but it wasn't a. great white it was bull sharks they were. bull sharks. bull sharks are so crazy they can get. all the way up the Mississippi River. towards Illinois MH they can go that. high up fresh water say bull sharks and. tiger sharks those are the mother super. aggressive super aggressive when you. hear about people getting bitten those. are jackass is making videos where. they're swimming with these those guys. are crazy what about that they're.
swimming with sharks look at that one. breaches he breaches the water do you. see that do you see that surfer in the. competition you see the surfer in the. competition there's a great white you. have to fight yeah it bumps him [ __ ] all. that didn't he get bit like the next. year too oh my God he's a delicious man. look at that thing just flying through. the air that's looks like y don't say. like ver Deo that looks like ver Deo I. was going to. say In Living Color it was a he was a.
female you remember vi de. Milo Jamie they every year you know save. me please save every someone someone on. the California coast it's not a lot but. almost every year someone gets bitten in. half and there's uh I shouldn't say. almost every year gangsters three times. that I have known of over the past like. 10 years guys have been bitten in half. and the scariest one for me was this. dude who was compete he was training for.
Triathlon and so they had hopped in the. ocean off the coast of San Diego just. about 100 miles 100 yards offshore and. they were doing these la s and there's a. bunch of them there's a bunch of people. in the water and this great white came. along and cut one of them in half in. front of everybody could you. imagine feeling that you would get if. you're in the water and you're starting. to think like why the [ __ ] exactly am I. doing this and then in front of you the.
guy in front of you see. engulfed by an Airstream trailer with. teeth and it just cuts him in half and. his legs go one way upper body becomes. this meat stew just [ __ ] trailing off. and the froy wat in front of you got to. swim through that [ __ ] to get to the. shore and not even that have you been in. the water into just something to hit. your leg even seaweed I'm like what. imagine this just looking up and seeing.
this a Volkswagen door just closing on. your body part of the game [ __ ] all. those guys that go out there they know. that's real and they'll tell you it's. part of the guy damn game it's not your. chances are for sure don't play that. game Pacific Ocean California coast. that's great white City it's not like. South Africa South Africa South Africa. is just basically that whole like uh. South Africa ocean that's just a a. Jacuzzi for Great Whites you can't go in.
the water there but on the on the. California coast that's great wide City. but no one's going to attack the the. real issue is is Florida Florida is. where there's like the. tigks the black tips that's where. everyone's get attack think why do you. think great why do you think great. whites aren't attacking people around. here but they're attacking people like. crazy in like South Africa will they. attack people in in uh the co the. Califor Co but it's not that of not. really it's not that often there has. been a death in one of the things. they've been finding out when they've.
been doing all these studies especially. they fly over them with cameras and they. look down they're finding great whites. 100 yards offshore they're finding. babies yeah they're finding Young they. think that they bre souis right sou. Africa they'll have a PO popular Beach. where all these [ __ ] tours. they're in the beach and like maybe a. mile off the coast they're they're. monitoring all these great whites. they're just looking at them they're in. helicopters they're in planes and the. the adolesence are kind of Clos but they.
know that those those little teenagers. don't attack humans they know that there. people are in the water while there is a. uh some task force some great white. shark task force monitoring the great. whites to make sure they don't get that. close that's every day in South Africa. they're there and they could spot them. they could see them cuz the water's. clear what do they do and if they get. too close they're.
like get the [ __ ] out. the they put up like a net why don't. they put up like a net that anything. animal no anything smaller like a. [ __ ] tuna can get through cuz then. the the Dolphins and stuff get caught in. those NS yeah you're right I'm an. [ __ ] but I was thinking there's got. to be a way to like put up something. that. keeps on the Discovery Channel they had. they had this guy put up like these. these poles at the bottom of the sea. obviously it's going to be a beast to do.
had these poles and it would send off. like [ __ ] you see that CNN this is. discovered channel Fox News bro exactly. Fox News is all dude you know Fox News. is pro shark you know they want by the I. think it's cheaper if they like okay we. have have to building goddamn [ __ ]. fences [ __ ] it's an isue got to keep an. eye on that they don't give a [ __ ] they. want the seals one person dies a year. blame Obama. Obama Donald Trump to you know what I.
blame um Pharmacy companies random on. Tower S I Blame You know I blame two. Castro hey what are your feelings on. aliens man I don't even think about. aliens no more dude aliens are like I. look at aliens now as you don't believe. in aliens I believed that all that [ __ ]. is government distraction aliens yeah I. believe we've been tricked I've been. tricked when I was into aliens and all. that [ __ ] I believed I was Hoodwinked I. believed I was fool I believed that all. the alien [ __ ] is all [ __ ] to trick.
people and they tricked me and they. tricking me no more do you think like. sounds like an Ario Speedwagon song 10. years down the road you're going to. think that tricking me Tower the tower. seven thing a. trick tricking dude I might have to get. out of here you know what I think yeah. for sure we're going to wrap this up. soon but uh I I think there's. so bro there's so little evidence that. anybody's ever visited us it's entire.
this is a crazy thought but think about. it if there has to be a point if there. if the Earth was at one time this thing. that had no life and it evolved to be. the thing that's like today where we're. on the internet and we're driving cars. and we're flying planes we're sending. video through the sky it's entirely. possible that we're the first things to. do this even though we'd like to think. the universe been around for so long. that for sure there's other other. civilizations out there in this infinite. Universe.
maybey think about all the. G Hancock would [ __ ] bit slap you. right now no he doesn't he doesn't. necessarily know whether or not there's. alien life in other planets and there. might be but here's the thing about. Infinity the reality is if we are the. first ever intelligent life and we're. the first things to ever hit this point. what they believe we don't know we don't. we've never experienced anything smarter. than us not to say that we're so awesome. but we haven't run in any other. intelligent life anywhere in the.
universe right it's possible they say. that not only is this the first time. that this has ever happened but that. this is happening simultaneously. in infinite worlds that behave exactly. the same way as this world in infinite. universes that every [ __ ] thing. that's ever happened including our Elon. including this crazy Tower 7 talk. including this [ __ ] incredible fight. incredible fight between Bisping and. Henderson is happening to the exact same.
nanc in an infinite number of worlds in. an infinite number of times Z but but. there's no evidence that we're here. other than the fact that we know we're. here here how do we not how do we not. think that this is probably not just. common but constant all throughout the. sky how about how about one thing here's. here's another thing that I never. thought about with the whole Moon hoax. Theory there is no video of uh a video. there's all this video of of dudes on. the moon with a [ __ ] moon buggy pick.
and all that listen up listen up but. there's no video footage of You Know. video footage of Boom here's an. astronaut here's the Earth and here's an. astronaut here's Earth they went up how. many times and there's not one swooping. shot of the earth and the astronaut and. the Earth and [ __ ] camera they had some. shitty cameras too whatever they could. use to take pictures of anything back. was pretty crude all they needed was one. then they released those pictures that.
were fake they released those pictures. on the NASA website proven fake of to. beat Russia Earth from moon that [ __ ]. was proven fake there's like two. different ones they released that's. [ __ ] but it's all perfect the the. the picture of the earth is all perfect. from the moon but then you couldn't get. no goddamn video all those hours of. video on the moon you couldn't swoop up. to the goddamn Earth you couldn't get. any video no video of the Earth from.
moon and we went how many [ __ ]. times how many [ __ ] times six. times success. there Apollo 13 never made it they got. pictures that were proven fake why are. they faking pictures godamn fakers why. are they faking. pictures J's already looking into it and. he knows he knows that's real bot. there's no video footage here's one. thing that they absolutely fake one. thing they absolutely did fake is. Michael Collins somebody did it we don't.
know who here's the problem you know it. could have been an overzealous PR. representative but Michael Collins from. uh one of the Gemini missions there's a. photo of him where they blacked out the. background pretended that it was a photo. that was taken in space but it's an. identical photo just reversed of him of. him in a training uh he was in a a. training program so he's hooked up a. harness and the whole deal and wires in. the background it's all over look you. can see it this is but here's the thing. and this is just me trying to be fair. who the [ __ ] knows who did that it could.
have been some idiot who thought he was. smarter than everybody and he worked for. the PR department of NASA and they. didn't have any good photos look here's. the thing Man it ain't easy to [ __ ]. take photos while you're in a space walk. you know and if a dude is really out. there doing a space walk I think it's. entirely possible that they could lie. and fake photos and twist stuff around I. mean this was the. 1960s they could kind of do whatever the. [ __ ] they wanted to You' never seen this. before I want you to see this I want to.
see it Jesus Christ show it to me. Michael Collins um Space Walk Gemini. fake yeah it's it's weird it's but see. the thing is I try to be open-minded I. don't know who did that I don't know. when they did that I don't know why they. did that I don't know if it would have. been one goofy [ __ ] who worked at Nasa. who thought he was really smart and he. was in charge of the pr I said oh we got. some great photos Mr President here's. one of them that's fake Michael Collins. Gemini Space Walk fake photo Gemini that.
picture right there's so fake and. they're putting that on NASA's website. they're putting. fake just had it look at this fake. pictures and everyone's like I love NASA. they can't get one show the contrast. okay here it goes so go see the one on. the left is him in a simulation the one. on the right is just the reverse of that. image exactly and it's him in space of. course you that's all the evidence I. need it's like a that's like showing me.
showing me a ganger that's like showing. me some mobster gangster who murdered. people with a stripper and someone's. saying look he's [ __ ] That stripper. that's all I need to [ __ ] see. you know what I mean he's a I don't care. if that picture if that picture's fake. you understand what I'm saying you know. what I'm saying wor that's all I need. example ever okay that's real [ __ ] let's. bring this you're showing me a gangster. in a picture with a stripper and I'm. supposed to and you're trying to that.
that yes she's a stripper but that does. not prove this is a 5 hour each other. there's no proof that they had sex okay. he's with her but there's no picture. picture brought to you by the fighter of. the kid t a t k a p q l b gtq hey hope. for reals we're in Oxnard on Thursday. this coming Thursday we're in Oxnard. then we're in Brea then we're up in uh. New York for The Comedy Festival tk.com. uh um ebi uh I'm ask you one question.
before we go palri I saw something that. yeah John donaher was writing about Palm. strikes you going to implement that are. you thinking about it when it's F the. first show of 2017 is going to be the. 170 ebi tournament so it's going to be. regular ebi rules for the 16 guy. tournament regular ebi 16 first show of. 2017 but we usually have. three uh special matches and they used. to be um teenagers and stuff but we.
can't use miners anymore and stuff so so. we're going to use those three we would. do a round of the 16-man tournament then. throw a special match let everyone then. do another round and then a special. match let everyone rest and then that. final semifinal round so before the. finals there's one more so there's three. special matches now what we're going to. do is those three special matches are. going to be a. fourman combat jiu-jitsu tournament. where it's I I had this cleared through. the commission years ago but it kind of.
got stalled with some of the rules they. wouldn't let me um they didn't want to. do it outside a cage and they didn't. want to give me more than three three. minute rounds so ebi was always about. having combat Jiu-Jitsu Jiu-Jitsu with. some Palm strikes just to keep it honest. just to keep youru Jiu-Jitsu a little. more real because when you don't have. zero strikes I mean MMA MMA is the. ultimate you know UFC all you got. punches you got elbows you got kicks but.
I wanted to make Jiu-Jitsu just a little. more realistic it's always been the plan. that was before ebi I was trying to push. combat Jiu-Jitsu through we have two you. go on YouTube punch in combat Jiu-Jitsu. we did two matches Cella did a match. Nate Harris from 10th Planet Santa Fe. did a match we did two combat Jiu-Jitsu. matches and this style of Jiu-Jitsu no. striking no mu Tha no boxing none of. that yet it's just P just strikes when. you're on the ground so it's it's it's.
generally for three different types of. athletes I a grapp ask question long. plug of all time son yeah but can I ask. you a question how do you define when. someone's on the ground like say if. someone is uh defending a taked down and. they have one foot one knee on the. ground can you smack them in the face. listen first of all if you're getting. bored Brandon I'm good dog no I'm good. man I'm good explain some [ __ ] I heard. you say that was a long explanation no I. thought we were done I'm trying to.
explain [ __ ] do it man do like that's a. long explanation no no listen I'm trying. to explain [ __ ] this is this is my [ __ ]. explain it you s I thought we were. wrapping [ __ ] up it was but I was my. fault because I forgot this is something. I wanted to bring up cuz I saw John. Doner posted about and uh I forgot to. ask it so it's not him it was me I just. [ __ ] up the question you asked is real. so you [ __ ]. up the UFC no you told me we we were. ending hey if you want to leave you.
could leave I'm good brother I'm there's. no don't get offensive don't get. offensive I thought we were shutting. down don't get your feelings hurt do. your thing brother listen my feelings. are not hurt you're the one that's. saying oh [ __ ] this supposed to be I'm. trying to explain [ __ ] no no no I. interrupted you were just going to say. eb8 and then I brought in because I I I. realized this was something I wanted to. cover so we yes is that okay you're. technically correct I think we're both. right I think we're both right cuz he. like let's wrap this [ __ ] up I pluged.
my dates you you were like ready to go. you're like [ __ ] damn you're already. okay I get it you're in trouble you have. to be you have least to 5 minutes. ago we were getting off track we're. getting off track cuz I want to hear. this this idea cuz so it's so so you can. smack to the head into the body with an. open Palm so before ebi I was trying to. get combat Jiu-Jitsu through the most. the the Jiu-Jitsu style that would most. uh best uh uh prepare you for uh career.
at MMA so that's what I was trying to do. I had a couple fights we did it at. University MMA I got it clear through. the commission but I I knew that we. couldn't have it done in a cage and. three three minute rounds can that. wasn't going to that wasn't going to cut. it so I decid that's when I decided [ __ ]. it I'm not getting the rules I want let. me just do ebi submission only no. strikes submission only get that going. see what happens and then later I'm. going to come back and bring back combat.
jiujitsu and that's what I'm doing now. I'm not eliminating ebi who knows what's. going to happen in the future I don't. know what it's going to be like but the. first show in 2017 is going to be a. 16-man tournament just like it's always. been submission only same rule same. overtime but in between every round. we're going to have a fourman combat. Jiu-Jitsu match where there's palm. strikes allowed it's not MMA it's not. the most gangster it just makes. Jiu-Jitsu a little more honest you want.
to do this style how about I slap you in. the face let's let's let's let's get a. little more real can they knock them out. or no you can knock them it's called. finish only jiu-jitsu CU you could. [ __ ] TKO a guy you can knock a guy or. you could finish him can I ask you this. what about only only what about karate. chops you allowing kop just pal strikes. here's the thing you can you can kind of. you can kind of Bring It Like It's a. palm strike but you're hitting with the. blade of the hand and if you do that you. could you could knock [ __ ] people out.
for sure I mean you you you really you. would be well served to just ground and. pound and drop these karate chops that. look like [ __ ] slaps yeah because if. you're just talking about just or one of. the things that boss rutin showed is. that if you can get your hand. flexibility good boss rutin figured out. how to pull his hands way back and he. was [ __ ] guys up by punching like a. real punch like they drop those Palms. down on you Palm strike it doesn't hurt. see that's the thing you can hit [ __ ]. super hard with your palm bre right you.
break [ __ ] with your knuckles it's. really almost a better way to strike. that could be a problem with the ridge. hand but we're going to learn as we go. and there's going to be some tweaks Big. John is very instrumental in all this. the commission camo is all legit it's. not some Indian Reservation [ __ ] we're. doing it all legit right and we're going. to bring it in slowly right now so we. have a 60-man tournament but in between. every round we have room for three. fights to have a four-man tournament we. need three fights because if there's if.
there's hitting you have to have. commission now because jiujitsu there's. no commission right but do you worry. about people get there has to be. commission there do you worry about. people getting hurt people going to get. hurt [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah but you. have to have like different kind of. services on hand we have different kind. of we have the Comm now since we're. doing this along with the 16-man. tournament this regular ebi rules we're. going to have a fourman combat Jiu-Jitsu. we're going to have the commission there. there's going to be all the stand. everything that that the commission.
wants we're doing and we're going to. bring it in who knows it could go two. ways it could be a complete disaster or. it could be [ __ ] something that that. that just takes off and and we can't. even go back to regular ebi rules I. don't [ __ ] know we're going to go. through it need both I don't know I. think that it's a good idea it's a. really good idea but I think that to. achieve the highest levels of Jiu-Jitsu. in like the technical sense I don't. think you can have too much striking I.
think as soon as you start throwing. waack and slaps in there like it changes. [ __ ] because once a guy gets that off. like all your job is now just to defend. against that maybe you would be. offensive Jiu-Jitsu wise it's very. important we're going to have both we're. going to have both all this combat. Jiu-Jitsu is is we're not the focus. isn't trying to hurt to hurt anybody. there will be people that that uh take. advantage of the rules and really focus. on [ __ ] BOS Roo and palm strike. there's going to be tko's it's it's.
finish there's also going to be guys. that elbow you they're slap Els are. illegal but even if it's illegal if. you're going like this to they coming. down with slaps they might easily add. that to it and there's not a whole lot. you can do to stop that that's going to. be considered like a knee on the like a. grounded opponent we're going to treat. it the exact same way uh there might be. um disqualifications hey it it might be. a disaster no no no no no I like it the. elbow from day one the plan for 10.
planet from day one was to try to make. Jiu-Jitsu more effective for when there. strikes that's always been the plan from. day one always and now there's an. opportunity to make that just that re. that a reality and who knows maybe it's. a disaster maybe it takes off I don't. know but we're going to do both and uh. you know uh I just would me personally I. think if you add some Palm strikes it's.
G to make your jiujitsu more real more. honest and not MMA not you know there's. we're not dealing with striking standing. standing combat jiu jits is Strike. standing is just wrestling no striking. at all so this is going to attract three. different types of people it's going to. attract Grapplers Jiu-Jitsu and. wrestlers that want to eventually. transition into MMA this sport is going. to be a great way to get their feet wet. also it's going to take people that have. had 18 MMA fights and they realize this.
is just too [ __ ] intense but I'll do. this combat jit [ __ ] this is tame [ __ ]. they look at it as tame lightweight [ __ ]. it depends where you're coming from and. then there's also going to be there's. going to be three there's going to be. the third type of person that's just a. Jiu-Jitsu guy that doesn't want to go. MMA at all no dreams never done it no. Dreams Just but would love to take it to. the next level cuz it's obvious if you. add jiujitsu with some [ __ ] Palm. strikes it keeps it a little more honest.
you because when there's no strikes and. it's just pure Jiu-Jitsu I love that but. at the same time you're you're watch. watching [ __ ] happen you're like man. that that that wouldn't happen in a real. goddamn fight here and that wouldn't. happen in a real goddamn fight here so. as a fan of the sport as a fan who came. in through the UFC through MMA that's. what got me into Jiu-Jitsu is the. fighting so uh to me uh it's important. that we develop a Jiu-Jitsu system or.
and a sport that goes along with it that. prepares you for it's a Jiu-Jitsu style. combat Jiu-Jitsu that will prepare you. more for either MMA or real life a. little more well you know what I could. one way you could look at it is like we. have boxing then we have kickboxing then. we have Muay Thai then we have MMA you. have Jiu-Jitsu and you have combat. Jiu-Jitsu it's another level another. level just like mu Thai just like mu. Thai over boxing okay let's boxing what. about kicks what about like kicks let.
throw that in there I like it yeah-. Jitsu with some stri when is this going. to go down and uh November 6 well we. have November 6 is the the the light. heavyweights no combat Jiu-Jitsu uh. December 2nd in Mexico City is the. bantams Gio Martinez defending his title. that's just the same that's just the. same but we have two shows coming up. that that's not being changed but the. first show in 2017 we don't have a date. yet it's going to be one the 170 the. welterweight uh Championship Gary tonin.
is the 170 Champion the welterweight. champion he's going to come back that's. going to be regular ebibi rules but. we're also going to have a fourman. Tournament of combat Jiu-Jitsu on the. side simultaneously going along with it. who knows how it's going to turn out I. don't even know how the [ __ ] it's going. to turn out but we got the um the. support of the cam athletic commission. and we're going to do it and we're going. to it's going to be uh we're going to. learn from it we're going to because. we've there's there isn't a sport like. that we don't know how it's going to.
look and where people are going to. exploit little holes and we're going to. have to tweak [ __ ] we don't know but the. rules are the basic rules are if one guy. is on the ground like if you pull guard. and you're on their back and I'm. standing horse St style I could [ __ ]. Palm strike you right if I got knee on. the belly on you I could Palm strike you. so as soon as it has to be on top you. have to be on top on the ground as soon. as the guy is grounded which means if a. guy pulls guard he's grounded as soon as. one guy is grounded Palm strikes can.
commence what about when you come you're. coming up like say if you go to dog. fight and then you get to one knee and. you pop back up and you both stand it up. when can he stop striking you. uh when you get to dog. fight that's a good question because. sometimes you're in dog fight on your. knees and some can just uppercut you. boss rout style in the face and knock. you the [ __ ] out yeah we're going to. have that's a very good question right. there in dog fight because there's dog. fight when both competitors are on their. knees and there's dog fight when they're. both standing so just like how Muay.
you're not allowed to kick a guy in the. head when they're down you know you can. you can trip them you can take them down. you can't kick them in the head if. you're if if you're in dog fight fight. and both guys are standing up no. striking if you're in dog fight and both. guys are on their knees or one guy's on. his knees you can strike it's going to. be something like that okay you know but. really it's all designed it's all. designed to make jiujitsu more effective. as a marshal Lord because if if it if it. works and it takes off and people like. it and we do it for 10 years and people.
and combat gjit becomes a sport I. guarantee you the champions of combat. jiujitsu will translate to MMA a lot. easier than uh champions of other. grappling genres in my opinion I could. be wrong but it's just like seems like a. good idea I like it I like it I like it. as a new Step you know a new Step from. Jiu-Jitsu to MMA. yeah um and ebi November 6 is the next. one November 6 you can watch it on UFC.
Fight Pass it's a Sunday it starts at 6. uh p.m. Gordon Ryan is trying to take. that light heavyweight championship. Vinnie magalas is in it. Gibson saw we got some bad [ __ ]. in this one 2000 this is the first time. we've done light heavyweight 205 and. there's no champion and you know Vinnie. magalas wants it Gordon Ryan he's the. 185 champion and the absolute Champion. he's trying to take that 205 that down. in her death squad they're trying to. take all the goddamn belts Eddie. Cummings is is going down to 135 to take.
that bam belt he's trying to and and. that's December 2nd in Mexico City Gio. Martinez 10 Planet black belt he's the. champion coming that Dan and her death. squad they want all the goddamn belts so. it's a beautiful thing man there's a. there's a serious war going on it's a. friendly friendly rivalry and everyone's. improving from it man every you know. we're looking at what the what John. Daner has done with them leg locks and. man everyone's jumping on that and. trying to catch up and we're we're kneed. deep in that leg lock game because of.
what DDS has done and so you know broke. down to DDS DDS they got that they got. that leg lock. like no [ __ ] on the planet you. think you know leg locks oh I think I. could defend leglocks roll with one of. them [ __ ] and see if you could. defend leglock so every so with that's. done what what's transpired in ebi with. with the domination of the DDS Squad it. made me realize that damn we haven't. been paying enough attention to leg. locks so for the last two years we spent.
a lot of attention on leg locks so all. the [ __ ] that's going down is just. making us better and we love the Rivalry. and you know there's a there's all these. little sex there's like the ibjjf guys. trying to prove themselves in sub only. and then there's the DDS guys who are. dominating everybody they're [ __ ] up. the 10th Planet guys Gio [ __ ] He's. battling like a goddamn Barbarian and. then you got all the random uh the. random guys like Joe stto from the UFC. [ __ ] getting to the finals against. Joe uh against Eddie Cummings and just.
going leg lock leg lock from where in. the finals Joe stto UFC won the 35. contender he's in there battling with. Eddie Cummings leglock for leglock turns. out [ __ ] Dave Terrell is a leglock. maniac who is it wasn't a big deal for. Joe soda he did end up getting caught in. a leg lock but you're seeing those. random guys like another random guy the. Russian Bear [ __ ] rustom chis holy. [ __ ] so it it's it's a beautiful thing. that's going on we're all trying to win.
we're all trying to get better but it's. a friendly rivalry we all love each. other and um you know we're just we're. we're enjoying the ride ebi 6 what is it. ebi 9 November 6 UFC Fight Pass and also. you could you could get it on ufc.tv or. ebi official.com Beau beautiful and. Cameron Haynes uh Cameron R Haynes on. Instagram who the [ __ ] is Cameron Haynes. on Instagram I have no idea Instagram. not change that [ __ ] over I don't know.
they need to get on the ball if you. search Cameron haes I'll come 5 and a. half hours I know it's crazy but if. there's another dude named Cameron. Haynes why doesn't he like go look man. take the [ __ ] I'm going to call myself. boo boo I got I got my own niame but. Cameron instagr Cameron R hands on. Instagram Cameron haes on Facebook right. now sir uh you don't use Twitter huh no. really I do you do now no it goes. automatically automatically get on the. Twitter son don't be scared of Twitter. Brandon [ __ ] sh we did it.
already we already said what you do so. we'll end this this. is goddamn Marathon dud we went 5 and a. half hours barely covered UFOs about. thatu I'm done with. UFOs thank you Cameron thank you brenon. sha thank you Eddie Bravo thank you. world we'll see you soon keep hammeron. you [ __ ]. [Music].
