Joe Rogan Experience #2581 - Protect Our Parks 18

Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. >> The Joe Rogan Experience. >> TRAIN BY DAY. JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY. NIGHT. All day, >> fellas. >> We're back. We're back. >> Yes. >> Here we are. Who's got a lighter? >> Uh, I got a lighter right here. >> Thank you. >> How long has it been? >> August month. >> Is that right? >> September. Not bad. Not bad. >> Not bad. >> Three months. Yeah, >> not bad.

>> That's about right. >> All right. What is England? What is What. is going on? >> What is England? >> What is this place? Why are you gay? What is it? I am England. England. You. are England. >> What is England? You still open for. Russell Brand? >> Yeah. My schedule freed up hard. >> Uh, it's all right. The weather got. shitty finally. >> I said we were talking out there. I. said, "Hold this because I want to talk. about it in here." You were saying that. the audiences are different and that. it's a challenge for you. You like it? I. love it. >> Really? >> Well, you don't speak Arabic.

>> You love it. >> The hang the hang-ups are are different. >> You love it. >> I do love it. >> I I love the [ __ ] challenge. I don't. know. >> Sure. >> He loves being in other countries. >> Miserable. >> It seemed challenging for you. >> What the [ __ ]. >> How much harder do you want it to be? >> They dropped out of law school to go to. medical school out there. >> Uh. >> and you get the cop out of being like, well, I'm a foreigner. They hate me. >> I do get that a little bit, which is. nice. So when you're over there, like. what are the things that are their. buttons that they don't like? >> Muzzies for sure. I don't even know if.

I'm allowed to say it like that. Um. >> you could say muzzies. >> I I think that might be wrong. >> It is. Yeah. I don't know. If you. shorten Pakistani, that's real trouble. >> You say Py. You wouldn't even say PY. right there. >> I would say the same way you say. Trinies. It's a term. Triny. Triny. Triny. >> Triny. What's. >> Okay. >> Put a subtitle on that. >> What if you're trans from Trinidad? When. I was a kid in Boston, Py was the. package store. >> Yes. >> Where you go get the booze. Go to the. Py. >> Well, they're out of business.

>> They're like, "Mush, we're going to the. PY.". >> Right. >> Yeah. They do not care about Mexicans. >> They don't have them, right? >> Oh, they have a couple Mexican. restaurants, >> right? But you could talk [ __ ] about. Mexicans. They have no problem with it. >> Yeah. >> We owe Mexicans an apology. Remember in. the ' 90s we were like, "These guys are. ruining everything.". >> How good we had. >> They're like building [ __ ] and selling. tacos and Cinco de Mayo, >> bro. hardworking people with great. >> hard work. The hardest working best. immigrants. >> This like the worst stereotype ever is. the lazy Mexican. That is the dumbest. stereotype of all time. >> No, no, I know where it comes from. The.

ones who stayed too lazy to get here, stay there, do [ __ ] nothing. >> Best off the best of Mexicans are here. fixing just talking about it. >> It's dilapidated over there. They all. moved here. The only the only stereotype. they should be getting hit with is DUIs. cuz those [ __ ]. >> are not afraid to just drop a six-pack. after a day of work in the car. >> I would also throw in swimming and jean. shorts. >> Playing basketball with a soccer ball. >> Yeah, >> but that's all good stuff. Now the fun.

are causing me some issues cuz the. traffic in Austin. >> and every time you go there's a wreck. You go, God damn it. >> Landscaping truck. >> Yeah. Well, I I got went down a deep. dive of when they got invaded by the. Spanish and like what everything that. happened to their culture. The the. what's really wild, they used to have. names that were like Native American. names, like you know, soaring eagle. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. He who comes with thunder. Like. crazy names like the And then they go, "No, your name's Juan. Juan, he comes.

with thunder. Juan Gonzalez now. >> Your name's Diego.". >> They did. The Indians did have some. shitty names, too. Yeah, >> they weren't always like [ __ ] soaring. with eagles. Sometimes it was 30 foot. dog dogs ass. >> dances with wolves. Dar dares to not. dream, >> right? >> Dances with wolves. >> Yeah, they But they uh. >> Was that apocalyptto? >> Apocalyptto? >> Because that's when the Spanish came in. at the end, right? Mayans. >> That was the Okay.

>> The Aztecs were were the first that that. met this. Well, I feel like the first. was was it. >> was in San Salvador, El Salvador. >> The f the first was but in the United. States of America like the first. >> or in North America rather. I think the. >> it's hard to know really because they're. finding out the Vikings were here way. before we thought they were. They were. they were here a long [ __ ] time ago. >> They didn't stay. You got to stay to. make a claim. >> They didn't count. Doesn't count. >> No, but uh.

>> I mean. >> doesn't count. Why not? doesn't count. cuz it's a quick ass trip up there. That's easy. >> They didn't have bow and arrows yet. >> and they didn't do anything. They just. got there and kind of left. Also, having. pride in being a Viking is. >> it's outrageous. >> Sick. >> Why is that? >> Like, think of it like America. We're. like, how dare we do what we did. Dude, the Vikings. Oh, yeah. >> All they did are like the worst group of. people to ever live. >> R&P. >> It's like being And the Mongols are. proud of being Mongolian, too. They. statue of them. They're like, "Yeah, [ __ ] yeah. We went crazy.

>> They went crazy." Well, were we going to. lose Minnesota Viking at one point? You. think. >> we're on the way? >> That might happen. >> Wait, Viking might be a slur now. >> It's just a memory of a terrible thing, >> right? It's just bad. They do bad [ __ ]. >> What about pirates? >> No one cares about Pittsburgh Pirates. You're allowed to have the pirates. Pirates are the [ __ ] worst. All they. did was steal. They didn't have any. other occupation. >> Napster logo. >> The pirates should be in Minneapolis. Somali. >> Well, the thing is when the Vikings were. alive, the reality is most of the world. was behaving that way. >> They were just really good at it. You.

kind. And they were big. They were. really big. They did mushrooms. They. chop people up with axes. >> What are the purple berserkers? What are. they called? >> Well, they were taking they think they. were taking ammonita mascaria, which is. weird. >> They let you get an arm chopped off and. keep fighting. >> Ah, what? >> Yeah, it made the berserker. It made you. go [ __ ] nuts. >> Who told you that makes you get an arm. chopped off? >> Buddy, if you ask me to site sources, >> it's never going to happen. >> Sources. First of all, we need whiskey. >> By the way, he's not allowed walking. around the four seas with this guy. Oh.

my god, security's on me, dude. >> They're all over. >> That's hilarious. >> I get followed all the time now. >> I get followed constantly. I'm on my. phone at like CVS and some guy's like. I'm like, "What?" He goes, "Do you need. help, sir?" I'm like, "What?" Oh, I. mean, I might have stolen, but like. that's not why I'm here. >> Sorry, I just realized you're wearing a. Man City. Tottenham hat. Dude, you have. >> No, no, no, no. >> Yeah, it's Man City. >> Man City. >> I know you're calling them cheaters. Yeah, it's not a man anti- city, >> but. >> and city. >> You're appropriating. This is.

>> I'm totally out of loop here. What's. going what's. >> Oh, you already pretended to be an. English person. Oh, e. He's going to. come back like Madonna with the accent. >> I can't wait to get the accent. >> I did. I heard it. I heard it. I'll get. it all the time. Say Pakistan. >> What? >> Say Pakistan. I heard it earlier. >> Pakistan, isn't it? >> Yeah. >> I heard it earlier. I didn't want to say. anything. He says it like Obama. >> Oh, you're gross. >> Blimey. You're disgusting me. >> Want some of this or you just keeping.

with the beer? >> Uh, yeah. I'll go with beer. >> D. Roa got us on shots yesterday. >> He always does. >> He gets you on shots. And then he got. sirly with me for not finishing my last. beer. >> Yeah, >> he's always a mister. That's called. being an alcoholic. >> Cheers, fellas. >> Cheers. >> Can't believe that guy's an alcoholic. Anyway, cheers. >> Was it noon? [ __ ]. >> back. >> Happy Thanksgiving. M. >> Where are we in the world? >> Ah, not not the best place. >> Pretty good. >> We'll see. All All Texans are panicking.

cuz Texas. >> Oh, yeah. What was the vibes here? >> Big sweep. >> What was the vibes? >> Get weeded. Vibes are great. The corn. and weed. >> The weed was a big Weed was a big. factor. It was a big factor. >> Crazy. They were arresting people for a. gummy bear. >> Well, they arrested quite a few people. And they also made uh vape pens like. seriously illegal. Like you you like I. think What is the penalty? See what the. penalty They went completely the. opposite way. They as the rest of the. country and it's a bunch of old [ __ ]. who wanted to bring us back to [ __ ]. reefer madness from the 1950s.

>> They [ __ ] up. They [ __ ] up. They. They thought they could just get away. with it. >> And that's what's supposed to happen. You're supposed to lose. And then new. people come in and they [ __ ] it up. And. you go, "Well, we better get our [ __ ]. together to take him out of there. because we got to bring this country. back to what it used to be.". >> Yeah. Flip. >> No pens. >> What about the big abort coming in here? horses. >> I bet they'll I bet they'll change that, too. They'll probably come up with. different. >> regulations. You know what they'll do? They'll probably do the way Europe does.

or France does. They It's like. >> I think it's a certain amount of weeks. >> France is like 13 weeks. >> I think it's a little more. >> It used to be at least cuz I remember I. remember when everyone was like [ __ ]. Mississippi is [ __ ] I'm like, you. know, we're more liberal in Mississippi. than France. >> Yeah. No, I think now I'm thinking about. I think you are right. illegal. Yeah. >> Yeah. They would have the. >> What is that? >> Take a trip to England. >> What's the first thing cured. >> cured of your of your weight problem? >> Geared meats.

>> It's just you know. >> gear. >> It's just when whenever that gets. attached religious. >> garbage just trying to make Norman. laugh. >> You got me. >> a lot of change. They're going to change. a bunch of gun laws, too. I bet. >> John Ronson did a thing on his podcast. about how. >> religion got taken in with abortion. >> Okay. Abortion is legal throughout 14. weeks after conception. Equivalent to 16. weeks from the first day of the last. abortion right off the bat.

>> Abortion on request. What is What is the. opposite of on request? >> Yeah. Right. >> Just like to. >> Yeah. Little. >> I didn't even ask for it. Little steps. Little steps you do. It's weird that like no matter what like. people used to be able to stop people. from having babies like if a lady was. crazy and she's having kids and not. taking care of them and not doing. anything. >> value. >> back in the old days they give the old. snippy right. >> really that seems. >> horrific. >> that's crazy horrific. >> that's what they did with the entire.

state of North Carolina right all the. Appalachians. >> really. >> they just like not euthanized them but. whatever it's called. >> chemically castrated. >> yeah whoa. >> all the all the like Appalachian. degenerates they were There was some. order in. >> I made it out. >> Yeah, >> barely. Barely had those squeezing. through the fence like wild. >> Well, you know, they did that to women. in Africa without their their knowledge. They were taking uh what is that de. tetanus? There's a DTP. Is that what it. is? And they were putting in the DTP uh.

some sort of hormonal. I don't want to like miss this. So, it's. whatever it was. I think it's HCG, like. human colonotropen, ganadotropin. I. don't know what the name of it is, but. what it does is it makes women sterile. And they did it on a schedule that you. wouldn't do with tetanus shots. Like, it. didn't make any sense. Like, why? Like, it's way too often. Why are they getting. them too often. >> and it came out later that they were. doing this to experiment on vaccines.

that make women sterile? So when you go. to a place where there's a lot of deeply. impoverished people, they don't have any. money and you're like, "Oh, we're going. to vaccinate you, keep you from getting. sick, and what they're really doing is. stopping you from getting pregnant.". >> Whoa. Good for the men out there. >> Who's going to work the machines seem to. have taken. >> force will be sterilized? There until. 1974. >> Wow. >> What? >> It's eugenics board. They had a board of. eugenics. >> Wow. >> The state reported 7,600 people were. forcibly sterilized between 1929 and.

1974. Its eugenics board was established. in 1933. The program disproportionately. targeted women and black people. >> I mean, you got to target women, though. >> This was a statewide program, not an. exclusive Appalachian one. >> Wow. >> In Virginia, >> feebleminded. >> That's a good I want to bring that. insult back. >> Febleminded. The law targeted institutionalized. people classified as disabled or. feeble-minded, reflecting the eugenic. belief that supposedly undesirable. traits could be eliminated by preventing.

reproduction. >> You know, it's a terrible idea, but it's. not the worst one. Uh. >> oh. Uhoh. I'm not saying that. kill. >> The worst would they find this. weak-minded people and they kill them. >> Yeah. >> All they're doing is saying, "You guys. give [ __ ] but no kids.". >> Yeah. They're out. Listen, if you're a. legitimately feeble-minded person, I'm. not saying the government should be able. to make that distinction, but we all. know people that like, come on, this. guy's going to raise a kid. >> It should be us this podcast choosing. Tell you what, though.

>> No. No. >> The worst thing that could happen is you. kill those people. That's all I'm. saying. It's not the worst thing. >> Let them die off. >> I don't think you should be allowed to. forcibly sterilize a person. I just want. to be clear on the record. >> But I think it is a little bit better. than killing a person. Without a doubt, it is better. Sure. A lot of things are. >> But yeah, you could Yeah. Most things. are better than killing someone, >> right? >> Yeah. >> That was one of the early Holocaust. plans. They were like, "Let's just just. sterilize them.". >> There you go. >> So, what if someone literally said they. were sterilizing? They were getting.

everyone. >> They were doing that, too. >> They're going, "Dude, you've been They. were getting drunks, dude. >> These Slavs. >> Retards. Slavs.". >> They did. They got a lot of blacks, a. lot of gays. >> Way to say, >> retards. >> Like, not genuinely saying it. Yeah. retent mentally challenged people, whatever. >> Yeah, it's funny. >> If whatever, what do they do if someone. absolutely can't take care of a kid but. can still get someone pregnant? >> They take them away. >> They take them in foster care. >> Yeah. They make them a definite. criminal. They make them a without a.

doubt criminal. >> Not always. And then they actually try. to give the kids back eventually. Like. if if the mom can get better, >> then they're like, "You get your kid.". >> State does a lot. >> What if someone has like a mental. disorder like their brain doesn't work. right? Then they probably take the kids. into foster care. >> Good aunt can take them. >> Wouldn't it be better to just let them. [ __ ] shoot blanks? >> Uh maybe. But then you got to think. about those fellas going in there and. finding a schizophrenic lady and going, "Oh, >> oh, I'm talking about just turned. around.". >> Right. Right. Right.

>> Out here. >> I mean, yeah, there's somebody getting. him pregnant and it's probably not a. feeble-minded guy. It's probably a guy. going, "Hey, no one's around talking. about anything. >> Fish in a barrel. >> I should probably pull out. [ __ ] it. Yeah. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. What about mental. institutions? Can we bring those back? >> Yeah, let's do it. >> That'll be nice. Did you ever see one. flew over the cuckoo's nest though? >> Yeah. >> Sometimes they those [ __ ] get. some power over people. >> Yeah, but they were having a good time. >> Sure. >> Until they lobomized them.

>> North Carolina Eugenetics Board was a. state body approved operations to. prevent people from having children. because because officials considered. them unfit to reproduce. >> Whoa. Let's say the borderline cases, the ones right there like by a vote of. six to five, we're going to euthanize. you, eugenize you. >> Yeah. Who picks? >> Who picks? >> Added into that, >> right? Is the board even elected? And if. they are elected, who's. >> epileptic was getting [ __ ] godamn. >> You have one seizure, you go, you're.

never going to be a father. Epileptic. >> Look at this pool score school. performance or alleged promiscuity. >> Promise become evidence in a. sterilization recommendation. Promiscuity. If you like to [ __ ] get a. sterilization recommendation. That's. crazy though. The like a gal who's just. a free spirit likes to [ __ ] a lot. >> Joe, you got sterilized in college. >> Oh, for sure. >> They would have sterilized you right. there. >> Should Bonnie Blue have kids? I don't. know. >> That's a good question. Right. In the. olden days, back in North Carolina, they. would have snippy snip.

>> Yeah, exactly. I mean, banging thousands. of guys in a day. >> That seems like a major outlier. But. >> she is. Even Bonnie deserves the gift of. motherhood. She'll turn it around. When. >> that kid gets online in 10 years, that's. going to be a tough. >> Even Bonnie deserves the beautiful gift. Imagine that poor kid getting online. That kid's never winning an argument. ever again. >> She's going to have to homeschool you or. winning them. >> Boy named Sue and becomes the greatest. arguer of all. He might save humanity.

>> He might be just an elite MMA fighter. He might just. >> he might be Ilia on steroids 2 years old. [ __ ] everybody else. >> Your mom's a [ __ ] Your mom's a [ __ ]. Your mom's a [ __ ] That'll. be running with a sled. >> It's a tough dude. >> He's going to be Yeah. Well, most likely. he's going to be a disaster. But. >> that fuel burns hot. It will destroy the. engine block. >> I mean, David Gogggin says a lot of his. uh motivations from being called the. n-word. >> Really? >> I'll call him that.

10 miles. >> If you read his book, it's a lot more. complicated. He had a very abusive. father. He lived in a terrible [ __ ] He he his. book is fantastic. It's called You Can't. Hurt Me. It's [ __ ] It's deep. >> Oh, yeah. >> And he reads a lot of it. He reads some. of it and he has another guy read part. of it and like he comes in and does. commentary in the book, but the book's. heavy. It's heavy. And like that's where. his demons come from. >> Yeah. Well, he's. >> he had a bad he had a bad dad. Like a. bad guy. What about the mom? Was she.

>> mom wasn't a bad mom? You know, it's. just like she's trapped with a bad man. And you know, >> it's amazing to come out of that. successful. life together low percentage of jobs on. that. >> He's the oddest person I know. Like, you. know, I love him, but like I'll talk to. that guy and he's doing things every day. that no one sees. >> Like he, you know, these guys are. running these like 50 mile marathon. He. goes, "What?" I just get up in the. morning, I put a rucks sack on, go, "Okay, time to run 50 miles." And it. just runs 50 miles in a day. And then he. comes home and he does chin-ups and.

push-ups. He does whatever the [ __ ] he. doesn't want to do. Like he just decides. that he's going to do something horrible. every day. And it's not [ __ ] because. I've seen like elite MMA fighters go to. work out with him and they they can't. believe what he's doing. And he's just. talking while they're they're both doing. the same thing, but he's talking. He's. not even out of breath. Israeli is. throwing up in a garbage can like. >> and he's like, "COME ON, POWER THROUGH. WE GOT TO POWER THROUGH THIS." And. they're like, "How are you not even. tired? This is [ __ ] insane. >> But does he ever does it every day?

>> Crack a beer and watch like is he ever. watching Tik Tok? >> Stay hard. >> Damn. >> No. No. No. There's none of that. >> He's fun to hang out with. I've gone to. dinner with him many times. >> What does he eat? Just straight. >> regular food. Eats bread. Eats steak. >> Eat bread. >> Yeah. Yeah. Eats a shitload of bread. >> He runs [ __ ] 9 million, >> bro. He's shredded. He could eat. whatever the [ __ ] he wants. He's burning. 10,000 calories a day. >> Bro, I don't even get up off the couch. I with my foot reach the gummy bears and. try to bring him in. I don't have to. stand up. Yeah, this is going to be fun. if I can get my big toe. >> If I can do it.

>> Sweet, sweet sugar. >> Get some Uber Eats. He earned it. >> Yeah, >> imagine banging that guy. He's must be. amazing in bed. >> He can last. >> Yeah, >> I bet. >> I feel like it would be a negative. experience though. >> Too intense. >> I would imagine it would be the most. intense sex humanly possible. >> Yeah. People are handing him water. Feel. >> like [ __ ] a wolf. >> So, don't give up now, [ __ ]. This episode is brought to you by. Superpower. Your doctor spends eight.

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healthcare built for individuals, not. institutions. Go to. superpower.com/roganogen. to save $50 on your membership. It's. okay. I'm not going to come out of my. most people who do that kind of [ __ ]. where they're running 200 mile races, they want people to see it, >> you know? They wanted people to know. like, "Yeah, you can do it." The hand of. water as they're passing by. That. [ __ ] dude's out there in the desert. by himself. >> Yeah, man. It's weird. He'll do it. >> He'll just start. He'll run a marathon. at 10 p.m. I'm just like, "Fuck it. Let's go. Just get out. Go.

>> marathon at 10 p.m. >> He does whatever he [ __ ] he doesn't want. to do and he just does it all the time. It's like he never stops. He's he's he. doesn't stop." And when I talk to him. about it, he says he's in the lab. He. goes, "I'm in the lab. I'm learning [ __ ]. about myself." like he just pushing. himself to like he's like an outlier in. pushing yourself. He's got no knees. His. knees are destroyed. >> Doesn't matter. His doctor looked at his. knees go I don't know how you can walk. on these knees. Forget about run. thousands of miles. >> Stay hard out there just keeps going.

>> Doctor's like please stop. >> He won't. >> You think he's going to hit that gump. moment where he's just like. >> I don't know. >> I'm going to go home and be like what? >> Right. Right. >> Every time I see him got a smile on his. face. >> Seems fine last year. It's not for me, but it's for him. Whatever it is, it. works. >> But he's going to hit a wall at some. point. That's what everybody does. >> So far, so far he has not. >> How old How old is he? >> 50. >> 50. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] I'm doing nothing. >> He's got a decade. He's got a decade. >> Yeah. >> Maybe not. Maybe he keeps going.

>> He's got to go to waste to well. >> Yeah. It's It's a little bit of that, but it's also like how do we know? Everybody else kind of like gets tired. >> No one's ever done this before. >> Right. Right. People get tired of just. doing things. >> Did you hear about the guy that walked. around the world? >> Oh, yeah. >> 28 years. >> Still doing it. Yeah. >> Pull out. >> I don't think he's done yet. It was over. the bearing straight. I don't know what. makes you give up 28 years of your life. >> His mom was a [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> Got to be. >> He's like, Gogggins ain't got [ __ ] on. me. >> How did Gogggins find out about this?

>> Oh, he'll do it. >> It was a bet. I think he made the 90s. >> You just finished. >> He had to wait for the bearings straight. to freeze up and then climb over. And. it's not a smooth bridge. >> Oh my god. >> That's nuts. Well, he has kids. >> What? >> What? Wait a minute. How does he have. kids? >> [ __ ] His wife. >> That's his gear. >> No, he don't have a wife. >> 28 years. >> That better be his gear. >> Boy, that guy's got some crazy stories. >> I bet his feet are [ __ ]. >> That. >> he's got bunions. >> He skipped Africa. >> Yeah, he had to wait for that. >> He skipped Africa. >> How weird. He skipped Africa.

>> And then what? He ended in the UK. Where. did he start down there, >> bro? That guy walked across the world. >> Where? Oh, he started in South America. >> 20 28 years. >> Wait. Oh, he. >> How did he get money? >> How did he get money? >> Sponsors. I don't know. Let's go. >> That'd be funny if we didn't let him in. the the. >> Oh, he got arrested in Russia. Soon as. he went across the bearing straight, they were like, "No, let's talk.". Really? >> He was a spy. >> Wait, wait, wait. He went up the Darian. Gap. Put that back up. >> Uh, yeah. >> Yeah. >> How?

>> How? >> We can look that up. I'll look it up. Hold on. >> What's the Darian Gap? a completely. lawless roadless stretch of land. >> He did. I think he skipped part of that. I remember reading this like it was like. a 20 step of the jungle in a car in. Panama. >> Is that like one of the places you can't. cross? >> You won't go. >> No one goes I mean the the craziest like. travel vloggers will go there but like. >> that there's no law. There's no roads. It's all smugglers and [ __ ] they. decide if they want to kill you or not. >> Wow. >> It's up to you. >> Really? >> Yeah. I think Bald and Bankrupt went.

>> You ever been to that place in. Copenhagen that's lawless? >> Christia. >> Christiania. That place is awesome. >> It's one of my favorite spots in the. world. >> It says he crossed the inhospitable. Darian Gap. Many locals expected him to. be killed or abducted by the. paramilitary revolutionary armed forces. of Colombia. >> Whoa. >> Wow. >> Wow. >> And then he How did he get through the. Darian Gap? >> He's got to write a book so we can hear. about all this. >> Oh man, >> he's definitely going to What is talking. to that guy like? Like what is that. life? Get him on here. So yeah, that's a. guy to get on. >> Oh, 100%. >> And just be like, walk here.

>> Like, why did you fight for class flight. proven you don't need it? >> What What did he do for money? >> Someone stole his cart a couple years. into it. He had to replace everything. >> He has a car. So he had a push car like. a homeless guy. >> Montana actually. >> in Montana. They stole his car. >> He didn't go through Philly. >> [ __ ]. He'd be like a What was that bot was. like? Hitchbot. There was like a robot. They beat the [ __ ] out of. >> some guy just beat it to death behind a. dumpster in Philly.

>> It's like a robot that was supposed to. be like a hitchhiking robot that they. they were going to take across the. country. >> Got to Philly. It was like. >> It's so funny when we. >> when we send around like funny clips of. stuff and then Shane will be like that. happened in Philadelphia. That was the. Philadelphia one. >> I know that guy. He's [ __ ] up by this. >> He's got a lot of action. >> Philly's got a lot of action. >> Not a lot going on. >> A lot of things going down in Philly. >> Wasn't that where those kids shot up the. porch? I think that was in Philly. West. Philly. It was West Philly. That looked. the my the a recent one that was pretty.

funny was uh it's not funny, but uh it. was funny. [ __ ] it. Uh there was a guy. sitting outside a very nice restaurant. in Philly. I think it's it's called Park. and it's in uh Written House Square. >> Oh, very nice. >> Guy and. a guy, he's got a [ __ ] Valley Forge. tires t-shirt on and he's sitting out on. a laptop and somebody's just like, >> "Wow, >> going to his head. Give me that laptop.". >> Wow. Very nice. He's got the Valley. >> rules. Give me that. Yeah, I sent it to. Kyla and she was like and then I was. like, "Did you see the shirt?" And she.

was like, "Oh, I thought you were just. showing me somebody got robbed." [ __ ]. >> Kyla. Idiot got robbed. >> He's sitting there for it like an idiot. >> Sitting there like an idiot in park. Yeah, there he is. Valley Forge. Let's. go. >> Oh yeah. >> Just snatched it. >> Hey, press ran after him with a gun. >> He's processing. >> Whoa. That's Ari's roommate in London. Damn, with the Valley Forge, dude, >> that hurts. >> Damn. >> Sure the cops let that slide.

>> That was a That's a crazy laptop. >> Crazy. >> Written house. You guys have been there. It's That's insane. >> Danny Brown was talking about all these. rappers, these like 15year-old rappers. in Philadelphia that just rap about the. murders they've done. >> Oh, yeah. >> It's not grime. It's What's the genre? >> Um, trap. >> No, but it's uh. >> bounce. >> The guy. Yeah. >> And he goes, "They're great rappers to. be honest." So they just rap about. details of the killing. So somebody like. got killed by a stray and he dropped his.

his Chicken McNuggets and they just. refer to that guy's chicken nuggets from. then on. So it's all code and like. >> they're so callous about it and then. their friends have all died. >> There's an interview there's an. interview that me and my buddy Charles. laugh at a lot which is this guy's. interviewing all those rappers and one. of them is a guy named Mr. Disrespectful. >> and they go, "Why do you call yourself. Mr. Disrespectful?" He's like, I just. for real just be disrespecting people. >> All right. Now, I could be wrong and I. definitely don't want any problems in. Philadelphia, but I believe Mr.

Disrespectful uh dug up uh one of his. ops graves. >> They do that. >> And then uh I think he is I think he. passed away. >> Ah, >> I could be wrong. >> Mr. Disrespectful. >> The death of Mr. Disrespectful. He's. gone. >> It's a 4-hour documentary about. >> Whoa. It's a 4hour documentary about a. dude. Yeah, >> he didn't make it. >> the gang war in. >> she just mentioned I think. >> there's Mr. Disrespect. He's. >> Philly. >> He looks disrespectful.

>> Well, so they they rent Airbnbs cuz they. can't go home. >> Why do they call you Mr. >> Because they'll be waiting for them. They know where they live. They know. where their mom lives. They have to rent. Airbnbs around Philadelphia. >> Wow. >> To stay in different places. >> Wow. So they're just hopping from house. to house getting shot at. >> They all got enemies. >> What a crazy Like there's like wars. going on in the cities. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Philly's been that. >> How about Chicago? >> Chicago's bananas. >> Southside. >> We had a cop that was one of our drivers. once. We were in Chicago. He was uh.

former cop. He'd retired. And he. explained the whole thing. He said they. started arresting these highle gang. leaders. And what happens was it created. a power vacuum. >> He goes, "Then they all started fighting. for territory." Iraq. >> Yep. >> Shyra. No, they call it Shyrack. >> That's what they call it, bro. It's. exactly what it is. Talk about Oblock. >> This dude was cool. He laid it all out. for me. >> He laid out the whole thing. He. explained it like from how how it went. down. They arrested this guy, then they. arrested that guy, and then these guys. went to war over the territory, and it.

never got better. And he's like, "It's. been like that since.". >> Dang. >> This is They always It's not Lil Durk. Who was uh. >> There's one that was like a very famous. It might be Durk. No, >> Chief Keef. >> Not Chief Keef. He made it. >> Uh there's one that just It died a. couple years ago. And there it's it's a. montage of people like discussing it and. they're like, "Yo, he was a serial. killer." Like, >> when I found out he died, I was like, "I. cooked dinner.". >> Wow. >> I was like, "He let me slide, dude. He.

could have killed me like three times.". >> When I found out he was dead, I was. like, "Thank God.". >> Yeah. >> He was a serial killer. >> Like, if he wanted you out, it was on. >> That happens with a lot of himself. >> Joey Diaz. Joey Diaz is uh playing this. and he was a rapper. And he was a serial. killer. >> It was King Vaughn. That's right. >> King Von. >> King Von. Humiliated. >> Famous rapper death. Serial killer. Most. frequently points to King Vaughn, a. rising Chicago drill rapper. Is that. what it is? Drill. It's drill. >> Who was killed in 2020 became the.

subject of a widespread media and. documentary focus regarding his. extensive history of street violence. Wow. Um Joey Diaz turn his book Murder Inc. >> It's about this guy. Do you remember? He's playing that guy in a movie now. >> Diaz. >> Diaz playing Roy Deo. >> Wow. >> He's playing the the serial killer guy. So, he's this mob guy and he just starts. off killing a few people that need to be. killed and next thing you know, he gets. a kick out of killing people. And so, they have this apartment upstairs and.

they bring the people upstairs and and. drain them in the tub and chop them up. and. >> it's just his hobby. >> He just just started getting into. killing people. Anyo clinic, >> disrespect, any weird thing. Didn't like. it. That's it. >> Whoa. to play that guy. >> Yeah. >> Diaz has only handed me two books ever. that he said, "You got to read this. dog.". >> One was a Quran. >> Are you [ __ ].

>> He's got to lose weight and 30 years, right? >> He can do it. >> to play Roy Deo. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. They'll do something with his. hair. They'll figure something out. He. doesn't have to be younger. Nobody knows. how old that guy was. >> Nobody knows how fat he was. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> he's definitely thinner demand. >> He's about that size. >> Oh, that works. >> It's going to be perfect. Never mind. I. take it back. >> That guy killed a lot of [ __ ] people. Did we figure out how many people he. killed? Jamie. >> Newark. >> It was like more than 20. >> But the book is horrendous. >> Really? >> It's really good. It's very well. written, but you read it, you're like,

"Holy [ __ ] dude.". >> Remember how fat Diaz was in Longest. Yard? >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. 200. >> He killed 200 people. >> Killing 200 people. Oh [ __ ]. >> Well, how about that guy they found in. Philly that him and his dad were like. the biggest serial killers maybe ever. >> Crazy. >> Yeah, they're still trying to figure out. how many people they killed. >> Some of that's fictional apparently. which is very strange. >> What do you mean? >> Making weird like [ __ ] porn gore. videos and not all of those people are. dead. Like some of it's fictional. >> like the Spooky Brothers.

>> which makes it also maybe. >> what were they up there at the end? >> I was looking into it. The whole story. is not out yet, but last time we brought. it up, I looked into it and they're. like, "Some of this is fictional cuz. they they found some of the people who. are quote unquote actresses that were. being brought there under that.". >> Oh, no. >> So, some of them died. >> Kyla, you want extra money off season? >> There definitely bodies there and there. were some sort of system set up to like. get rid of bodies is what it seems like. But. >> yeah, they had chemicals there to get. rid of bodies. >> There's like a million videos or. something. >> Father and son torture videos, videos of. women getting killed, videos of actual.

women getting killed. >> Oh boy. >> Yeah. And then I guess some acting stuff. too. >> The act I just the one description I was. reading they were like this is all not. all of this is like real. >> Maybe they started up started out acting. and then they're like let's just start. killing people. I think we can get away. with it. These cops suck. >> Cops. That's how you drill about. I mean. like. >> but why the videos? What's the upside of. making jerking off. >> like DVDs and you know. >> I didn't even catch that. >> Remember the knockout game videos. As a.

matter of fact, >> punching people and making their own. evidence. >> No, >> they're just recording themselves trying. to knock people out with one punch. >> Yeah, they just walk challenge grocery. store and knock people out. >> Is that Asians doing that? >> Round houses. walking to you like standing like this. waiting for you to come near. >> the crane. >> He's got to you got to attack or it. won't work. >> Put him in a body bag. >> Put him in a body bag. >> Remember that?

Oh yeah. >> The All Valley, what is it? The All. Valley Championships. >> Yeah, it was the Van Eyes. >> You know, it's wild. They redid Karate. Kid and then. >> it was a girl. >> He's the He's the bad guy. No, the TV. show. They made the TV show, >> but all of a sudden Daniel's the bad. guy. >> He was always the bad guy. >> What? >> He started fights, stole the guy's. [ __ ] girlfriend. >> No, she liked him more. >> Stole kicked his ass over there on. purpose. I'm ashamed. >> Yeah, it was ridiculous, >> dude. He dumped water on that guy's. costume. It was already a piece. I want.

to get back at this guy. >> Yeah, he was kind of. >> Didn't they beat him up first, though? That's how he had to learn karate. >> They beat him up on Halloween. >> He got beat up. >> Especially if you're trying to steal the. cool guy's girlfriend. Just take it, dude. You're getting hazed. Just take it. once. >> He was It was the ' 80s, so the Italians. were still kind of weird then. >> In what way? >> It was a bunch of blonde guys and. they're like, "Get this dirty wop.". >> Yeah. True. >> Yeah. Acceptable racism, white on white. >> Yeah. It was California. >> I don't know. I was alive during the. 80s. Italian racism had gone away. My. grandparents talked about it like my. grandfather was really affected by it.

cuz he was first generation immigrant. and he told me it was horrible. Yeah. They would treat you the the way you. know like we treat people coming in from. Mexico. >> Italians. >> Yeah. Waps. Waps. Wops. Yeah. >> [ __ ] wops. They'd call them horrible. things. >> Let me ask you a question. How did they. get [ __ ] and [ __ ] as their term? >> I don't know. >> [ __ ] is what I. >> races get a bunch of names. >> They didn't have the internet back then. The internet would have filtered that. out. A lot of lynchings in New Orleans. with the Sicilians. My mom never shuts. up about it. >> Oh, really? >> Oh, pull it up. It's I think it might be.

more than uh. >> Not really. >> Every ghost tour of New Orleans is just. slaves. >> Lynching facilians was normal back then. Yeah. New Orleans. It was big. >> No kidding. >> [ __ ] up the neighborhood. We don't want. another pizza place. >> Beat it. >> Well, listen, man. Those If you go to. Rome, like the people that are still. there, those men are animals. >> Oh, yeah. >> I was with my tiny little daughter. She. was like 5 years old in a a cab. This. guy stopped in the middle of the street. to check out this girl's ass. As he was. driving, he's like, "Hey, mama mia, look.

at that ass." Like, and he's the cab. driver. And I was like, "Yo." And I was. like, >> and I was saying talking to my wife. I. go, "These this is what's left of the. Romans.". >> Like, you got to understand these are. these animals that were [ __ ] each. other and eating so much they had to. throw up and then they keep eating. again. They were having lion fights in. the middle of the coliseum. This is the. This is what's left. Yeah, sure. >> Savages. >> They went wild. >> Wild. They had a good time. >> [ __ ] rubbing and drinking and. throwing up be like, "Yeah, [ __ ] see. a lion kill that guy,

>> right?". >> Guys fight to the death with swords in. front of them. >> That was a meme. >> There was a meme going around that made. me laugh of just like, "Dude, just. imagine 10:00 a.m. tailgate at the. coliseum." Like, dude, your boys getting. shitfaced and be like, "Let's go.". Walking in watching a battle, right? Like, [ __ ] Dude, I went to the coliseum. in Tunisia and there's no bad seats. Anywhere you sit, you're like, "Yeah, these are all built perfectly to watch. carnage. >> Watch murder. >> It's nice.". >> I went to a [ __ ] fight in Puerto Rico. It's very similar. It's in the round.

it. It's awesome. >> Yeah, they're fun. >> They're fun. I mean, it's dark and sad, but I wouldn't like that. >> I love it. >> It's better than a dog fight. >> Way better. You can't even tell they're. down until they go like until they go. >> and they fall over and you realize how. much blood they've lost. >> and they're pecking the ear. Knives. >> knives on their futon. Yeah. >> Yeah. Still better than WNBA game. >> Do they scratch with nails? >> Who? >> WNBA players. >> They grow out their nails. >> I don't know. >> I don't know.

>> It's probably get in the way of. shooting, >> wouldn't it? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Maybe. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It would get in the way. >> Maybe that's their excuse for missing. layons. Yeah. Do you think I just got my. nails did? That's how it's out of my. control. >> When Rome had the coliseum, when the. coliseum was first erected and they. started having these games, do you think. there was resistance? There had to be. resistance. There had to be like people. >> a couple [ __ ] in. the maybe you shouldn't do that like. that. Yeah. >> Uh there was definitely like a couple. good people going this is. >> the difference back then is they were.

run by an emperor and he he was you just. be like [ __ ]. >> I think there were a couple emperor. there were a couple emperors that were. like we're not doing that. That's right. And then someone brought it back. >> because the people needed some. entertainment. >> Nero, I think, was famous for using it. >> [ __ ] Nero. >> Dude, the Roman Empire God. >> was doing it. >> The craziest Nero story is what he did. with his wife. >> What's that now? >> He beat his pregnant wife to death. >> Wow. >> And then took this slave boy that looked. like his wife, named her his wife's.

name, and castrated him. >> and then started bringing him around as. his wife. and then passed him off to a. bunch of other guys and then that that. dude just killed him chopped his dick. off was you know banging him in the ass. calling him his wife. >> What the [ __ ]. >> Nero made Sporus his wife. What is this. tragic story reveal about ancient Rome? >> Whoa. >> Unic empress. >> Why not just get another lady? >> Ultimate victim of abuse. Sporus is a. lesserknown character in the story of a. brutal Roman emperor Nero. His life and.

the messages it reveals are the things. of outlandish drama. It's a crazy story. Yeah. Apparently, the guy looked like. his wife and so he said, "Great, you're. my wife now." Because he he beat his. pregnant wife to death. >> Wow. The old Roman abort. >> I mean, you'd think Italian abortion. to death. >> She was a whoa. >> Forcibly castrated him and then married. him to be his empress. >> His wife must have been hideous if she. looked like this dude.

>> Maybe the guy's pretty. There's a lot of. pretty dudes out there. >> I guess so. >> You know, he rife could be your wife. What are you Asian? Right. You could be your wife. My wife. He's a beautiful man. Speaking of that, Sasha Bar Cohen, I heard the name. >> Look at this. The Greek word sporus. means seed or semen. >> Yeah, there's my new wife. [ __ ] spores. >> Sporus. >> So, it was likely a belittling epithet. that seems to have been given to the boy.

after his abuse began. >> Wow. >> A poor guy. >> He's just They called him cumcatcher. That's basically what his name was. >> They named him [ __ ] This is Comecatcher. Come catcher. >> Come. And then he passed him off to. other dudes. >> Come catcher in the ray. >> After he got rid of [ __ ] my wifeish. >> That's so crazy. >> And then two years later, he turned him. into a unic. Two years of abuse and then. they made it worse. >> That was in ' 65. >> You've been a good boy for a while. You. with a vagina. Emperor ordered the boy. to be castrated, turning him into a unic.

through several methods of castration in. Roman times, including rubbing or. squeezing the gonads to pieces. >> Jesus. >> Sometimes the penis would also be. removed. Oh, >> gonut. What are gonuts? Balls. >> Squeeze them. >> Squeeze them to pieces. >> Oh, just chop them. >> Yeah, right. >> Oh my god. >> This is fake history. >> Who wrote this? >> This is made up, dude. There's no way. this is that well documented. >> I did hear somebody was trying to defend. Nero. No, he was actually all right. And. then all the history we got is people. that hated him.

>> Really? >> That's the story of Elizabeth Baie. >> Elizabeth Ba is that she's like a very. famous uh royal serial killer. She was a. woman who as she was getting older. supposedly the story was she would take. these beautiful young women drain their. blood and put it in a bathtub and she. would lay in a bathtub with their blood. and she. >> she killed a bunch of her servants. She. killed a bunch of like pretty women in. the town. She hated pretty women and she. would kill them. No, nothing's changed. >> But pretty women get killed. >> I know. >> But the story is that it might have been.

they were just trying to take her land. >> because they put. >> make up some blood label [ __ ]. >> Exactly. Make up some crazy story about. her being a demon. >> Dude, this guy's wife like the witch. >> this guy's life was so [ __ ] after this. >> read. So after Nero died, right, another. emperor who uh got him married him. >> called him his wife Papia. That guy. died. >> Somebody else, another he was passed on. to somebody else who was also married to. where he married that guy.

>> Then eight months later was used as. public entertainment in the gladatorial. arena where they reenacted the rape of. Prosperina in front of everyone. >> This guy's the original Bonnie Blue. >> What the [ __ ] This guy had the worst. life ever. >> He had a lot of. >> To avoid this abominable fate, Sporus. killed himself. >> I guess they did in ' 69. >> 69. the best year to kill yourself. >> that. So he really was on a fiveyear. run. That's all it really was. >> I mean, if you tie your [ __ ] skirt. that way,

>> four or five years, >> he's definitely going to get [ __ ]. asking for it. >> Four or five years of hell. The guy who. chopped his dick off is dead. Two guys. passed him around, they're dead. And. then they want to have raped in the. colise. >> We got a good gig. His agent called and. goes, "Hey, I know that was tough. We. got a good gig for. >> Main.". >> What is it? Well, they're going to. reenact a rape in the colise. There's. going to be thousands of people. cheering. >> Five five nights a week. Two is on. Friday and Saturday. >> You got to do an early show. 4:30. >> Come catch her. You got to bring.

yourself. >> You got to bring your family. >> You got to get checked in the middle of. it. >> Come catch her. Have you memorized your. lines? >> Right. >> You got it. You got it. >> There's a guy selling merch. Rape. reenactment. Come catcher. If that's a. real guy in history, that it's up there. is the worst run I've ever heard. >> That's a bummer. >> It's a bad run. >> Tough run. >> So, this Elizabeth Bath later, they took. her land and they put her in house. arrest cuz she was a royal. They weren't. allowed to do anything to her,

>> but they controlled her land after that. >> So, this the the theory, there's a bunch. of different theories about this and one. of them is that they set her up. This is. all fake. They made all this [ __ ] up. just so they could steal her land. >> Damn. Look, I could see people doing. >> I could do that to do it to Zuckerberg. >> If you just see what's going on in the. news today, like how how much of is real. and how much of it is [ __ ] and. >> propag lying about people and stealing. their land. >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> Well, they got rid of the Wikileaks guy. that way, right? >> Oh, yeah. >> They just made up some stuff and they.

go, "Ah, we got extra idea.". >> Well, he they they were going to arrest. him for surprise sex. >> for journalism. >> No, no, no. But the the charge was for. so he had consensual sex with a woman. and then apparently had sex with her. without the condom on. >> Uhoh. >> And like didn't tell her that he wasn't. didn't have the condom on. This was like. the argument. >> You get in trouble for that. >> Yeah. >> You get in wherever he was. What country. was this in? >> Could you get in trouble for saying I. don't have one on me? >> Is this Australia in trouble?

>> What's that ball in your pocket? Like. shut up. >> But it was clear they were just looking. to arrest him for Wikileaks. >> Yeah. M It's like OJ with the shirts. They got him on the shirts. >> The Secretary of the State at the time. was like, "Can't we just drone him?". >> That's right. Yeah. They wanted to drone. him for releasing information, classified information. >> Wow. Taking a. >> That used to be called espionage, but. >> Well, it depends on what's happening, right? So, if like you're Edward Snowden. and you find out that the government is. illegally spying on you, these are just.

public officials. So, there's human. beings who've decided to break the law. while they're supposed to be. representing the law. And that's not. supposed to happen. And that's not. supposed to be covered up. And you're. not supposed to be protecting those. folks. You're supposed to just not do. that. And if that's the only way you can. have national security is to spy on. everybody all the time. >> [ __ ] you. >> And then trying to drone or arrest the. journalist who broke the story. It's. also like the [ __ ] flock cameras. thing, >> you know, because like, well, who has. access to all this NSA data if they're.

just spying on everybody all the time? Is it just like the flock cameras where. cops can stalk chicks? >> Yeah, that's what they keep catching. them doing, finding their ex-girlfriend. and got tagged in that. >> Yeah, the guy who did it looked exactly. like me. >> Pull it up. >> I saw on Twitter and they were like, it's tough week for Shane. >> Shane looks like a surprising amount of. women. I was like, I got to delete. >> I got to delete it. That's true. You. >> the trans bodybuilder from New Zealand. The police fire chief from LA. >> The chick from uh The Last of Us.

>> That's a big one. I get that one. >> Oh, I know. YES. >> Pixar sh. >> That's exactly your mustache. >> Oh my god. >> Good mustache. >> Bro, I saw that guy. I like, bro, you. cannot look at the flock cameras. >> There you go. >> You cannot. >> He's a cute guy. >> Look at the flock cameras. >> He's a handsome fellow looking at the. happiness. Every once in a while you. check the old box. >> There's that baseball player who's. dating the hot lady who looks like you. >> Paul skins.

>> I don't want to put that on skis. >> Sorry. >> That's my guy. >> But he's dating that smoke show. He is. >> So, you know, can't be doing. >> show that looks like you. >> No, the the guy looks like him. >> Oh, skins does. >> Yeah. Smoke show the hottest lady ever. >> Jesus. >> I don't see her. >> Pull up skins. >> Pull up skins. By the way, I don't look. like skins. Ah, that's something. You. look like that guy, though. >> Like, yeah, I do look like that. >> Exactly like that guy. That looks a lot. like. >> Well, that guy is one. >> I look like No, you don't.

>> You're just thinking of a dirty. mustache. I see it there without the. beard. Go down. >> Bottom left. >> Keep going. Little more left. >> Little more left. That one. >> in the suit. >> with just the mustache. >> like the mic. Yeah. >> Maybe not. Maybe not. >> Maybe. Nah. Not. >> That's a little bit. That's a hungover. Shane. >> Not really. Not really. >> No, I agree. Yeah, I don't look like. skins. >> No, but the last. >> It's any white guy with a dirty. mustache. You go there. Yeah, >> that fly camera thing is wild cuz it's.

not just that cop. There's a ton of cops. got. >> bust just looking at it. >> stalking chicks. >> Some chick from the gym. You know, you. could follow her, you know, where she. lives now. You could just you just. accidentally be outside of her house, >> right? You know who I mean. >> that's psychotic. >> Psychotic flock of. >> Yeah, like cops. >> Let's just look. Walk a flock of. >> There's a lot of dudes who are. psychotic. >> Yeah. then you'd be like, "Yeah, for. sure.". >> Stalk everyone on Facebook or or or. Instagram, any ex you stalk. So, if you. have the access to it, of course you're. doing it. >> If you're a guy that's got that kind of. thing anyway, you want to be a cop.

Like, there's a lot of those guys that. are good dudes, don't get me wrong, but. there's a lot of those guys like, I want. to be the one in power, get bullied in. high school, nobody respected them, now. all of a sudden they can pull people. over and arrest them and they get they. get a high off of it. >> Oh, yeah. And those guys probably don't. get a lot of [ __ ] And then, you know, they go, "Well, maybe I could just. follow her home, >> right? >> Watch the camera, watch her drive home.". >> These can't have people have that. access. Did you see this. >> leak exact location from any video with. sound? >> Some guy figured out that there's a.

there's a very low signal in almost. every video that's probably ever existed. that uh AI can now sort of pull out and. find out where the location of the video. was taken. Bad news for terrorists. making videos, >> bro. We're so [ __ ]. >> We We are. That is bad news for. terrorists. >> Planes over there. >> No more cool videos. >> Or what's his name? They put up that he. will not divide us. >> Ah, well, that's what they did. >> Yeah, they radio free AI. >> took their episode down.

>> Why? >> Because they were they were they made it. look like they were praising these guys. from 4chan, which they kind of were. What they did was pretty [ __ ] cool. >> Showing the one moment 4chan was the. best. So, if you don't know the story, Shyabu, he puts his website up. He will. not divide us. And he has a flag he. plants. He has this anti-Trump rant. And. so, the 4chan people, they figure out. where it is with the constellations. And. then a guy drives around in a car, honking his horn so they could. triangulate from the video sound.

in the middle of nowhere. >> Yeah. And then they find the flag and. then the guy takes the flag down, looks. at the camera, goes, "Fuck you, Shilabove." And he puts and he puts up. that he puts up that frog one. Yeah. And. then I think they put it in England and. the guy scaled the building. >> But the thing about the Radio Lab thing. was it was a great episode and they had. to take it down cuz people thought it. was promoting 4chan. >> Yeah. >> Whoa. >> Truth trolls. Trolls. >> Radio Lab has decided to take down this. episode. Some listeners called us out. saying that in telling the capture the.

flag story in the way that we did, we. essentially condone some pretty. despicable ideology and behavior. To all. the listeners who felt that way and to. everyone else, please know that we hear. you and that we take these criticisms to. heart. I feel awful that the things we. said could be interpreted that way. That's on us. It was certainly not our. intention and we apologize. >> Having an awesome episode calling you. out and take it down. Great journalism. >> I'm so glad I listened to it before they. took it down. >> Yeah, >> but that was he divided us.

>> He did divide us for sure. >> He divided us. >> Stand up is he will not divide us. always at the worst power. >> Pretty pretty good. >> Yeah, >> Jackie 4chan. >> Yeah, he was a lightning rod for. Division that was already there and made. it made it way worse. >> Man, the only way a comic would call out. another comic before was if you [ __ ]. their ex. >> or stole a joke. >> Stole a joke was the big one. >> And now it's. >> We can't bang statement. >> Oh boy. >> Oh boy. >> Oh boy.

>> Yeah, it's pretty bad. >> Is 4chan over? No. 4chan rules. >> Still going. >> Yeah. >> Is that the dark web 4chan rules? Dude, it's so fun. I don't know what they're. up to. >> So, they got called like alt-right for, you know, whatever. That kind of [ __ ]. And they realized they're trolls. That's. all. They're just against the. mainstream. So, they deeply. backed Kla Harris for the last election. >> Really, >> everything she did, she crushed that. that uh debate. Oh my god, she's the. man. She's the best. knowing it would.

piss off the left just to be like, "Let's just go hard on for supporting. it.". >> Well, 4chan did a bunch of things. One. of They were a big part of the flat. earth thing. >> Yeah. >> They were big Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They. pushed that. They're a big part of Yep. 100%. They were big part of the free. bleeding movement. What is that? >> So, they created the free bleeding. movement. Like, women, you don't need to. be wearing tampons for these [ __ ]. men. You just bleed and show your. femininity and your girl power. >> And so, there was a few knucklehead. women that actually thought this was a. good idea. some, you know, mentally.

challenged, feeble-minded ladies that. went out there and bled in their pants. >> Oh, yeah. Yes. >> And they were like, they were really. proud of it. They would make it a bit. It didn't last cuz it's gross. And. >> so great when you fool someone into. thinking like you're sporting feminism. Like it's just these trolls that made. you do it. >> The big one they did though is Qanon. >> That's the big one. >> They invented Qanon. >> That [ __ ] documentary on HBO is. outstanding. What is it called? Enter. the storm. Something. >> something like that. Yeah. >> What is it called? >> They invented it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The guy who was. started 4chan. They accuse him of this.

Seems like there's a lot of evidence. Seems like there was one guy who started. it and he was a little bit more serious. about it. Like he was like, you know, one of those serious conspiracy. Then. the other guy came in and just. completely ran it. >> And it's just it's really hard to know. There was quite a few people involved. >> Yeah. Into the storm. Yeah. >> Those guys that dude, >> they were the guys that are running. 4chan and they were also the guy. >> So when did he drive? The guy with the. flannel shirt. They are alleging that he.

was little tiny. >> He was cute. He was cute on. >> It's a great [ __ ] documentary. It's a. really well wellade. >> One of those allheads. >> He'll be on Kill Tony in a week. But you. realize how all these people at the end. of the documentary realize they were. rubes and they're like, "Oh, like guys. who just like I was pro Obama, you know, I was a full Democrat my whole life. Then I realized what they're doing." And. you know, they all just believed that. there was going to be some sort of like. >> resurrection of Kennedy. >> Some they thought that there was one.

that was one of them. But they thought. that this was all 4 D chess and that. Trump was like going to get all the. child molesters and all those people. He. was going to expose them all and bring. back the republic and. >> their vote counts the same as any of. yours. >> Oh yeah. >> Oh yeah. >> And Bonnie Blues her her vote counts. >> Yeah. >> It's funny. >> Anybody's vote counts. >> A lot of the tech guys are going back to. blue. You see that? They're all like. after the way. >> What do you think? Do you remember what. they were before Trump? >> Exactly. >> Also, they just want a couple more years. of being able to work on AI until they.

control the world entirely. They're just. like, "Whoever's in control." Yeah. Yeah. You win. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll. take it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Open. border. Who cares? Like, they don't give. a [ __ ] They just want to get to a. position where their [ __ ] becomes. unstoppable. >> That's what I think. I think there's a. quite a few of these guys that are. running these tech companies that. realize that whatever power the. government has over them, >> that's for now. >> playing ball, >> right? They'll be bigger than any. government. They'll be. >> Well, I even know if that's their plan,

but I think that's what they're going to. be. I think they're going to be. impossible to stop. >> What about the perks of AI? Aren't there. some good things? Didn't we cure. something? >> Cure math. We got. >> all these math problems that they've. struggled with for decades. They solve. them instantly. >> I think they cure diabetes. struggling. with math for years. >> Yeah, same. >> So, this will be good. >> It's amazing they can do that, but when. you ask it any question, it first gives. you the complete wrong answer. >> You got to go like, "What's the best. seat in this theater?" And they tell. you, "Sat 14." I'm like, "Isn't it not. that?" Because that's way off to the.

side. They go, "Good point." Yep. It's. not that at all. >> Yeah. They're very agreeable. And they. compliment you. >> Yeah. >> They started giving me I was like, "Did. I get the best one at this huge. theater?" I'm like, "Is this the best?". Like, "Yeah, it is. You got the right. ticket." I'm like, "You sure it's not. one row back?" They're like, "Yeah, it's. one row back." And I go I go, "Why did. you tell me the wrong information?". >> Why are you doing that? >> I don't want to get the [ __ ] IPS. doing that. >> Why? >> That's weird. >> One of those 70 mm like huge screens. >> Weird. >> Well, you do that for a movie theater. >> Yeah, it said the best. >> We didn't want you to make you feel bad. about this. The best seat.

>> [ __ ] weirdo. >> That is a little strange. You should be. able to see the best seat. Why are you. asking them? >> Are you allowed to pick your own seats. in England? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But there's no [ __ ]. amalgamator. There's no like a movie. phone or. >> movie phone, >> whatever the [ __ ]. >> Movie phone used to be sick. >> Yeah, it's when you see all the movies. You got to go to individual websites. That's kind of how it works here. >> [ __ ] backwards country. >> That's kind of how it works here, too. >> No, you get you get seven says film or. whatever the [ __ ] website is, and it. just tells you every movie within a. [ __ ] 10 mile radius. >> That's true. >> Hey, Greg, what's the best seat for the.

sound experience? And what's going to. is sitting front row here bad? And I go, yeah, avoid that one. >> Of course. Or they go, "No, it's far. enough.". >> [ __ ] 10-year-old bet that. >> I don't know a 10-y old. I'm not allowed. to be around them anymore. >> I'm sure you don't. McDonald's. >> They lost the streets on me now. >> Grooming gang. >> What do you not like about being over. there? >> It's a nation of Kairens. >> Really? >> Yeah. It's all rule followers, idiots. who just [ __ ] It just doesn't apply, but you shouldn't be doing that. >> And no drips. >> Like what? Like what?

>> Anything that you're not following the. rules. Any dumb rule. They just who. cares? They're like you should they. tattletail. Like you're not dogs off. leash. Like you're not allowed in this. one. >> Wow. Well, they the original whites, so. they're going to be the most. >> care. They're the most cars. >> Original whites. >> Yes. The Bruce Jenner. >> Yeah. >> Everything's got to run by the rules. That's lame. >> And also, but I don't care cuz I'm. American, so I just do what I want. >> Yes. >> The streets [ __ ] me up still. When I go. over there, I'm like, "Oh jeez, I'm on. the wrong side.". >> Almost got hit by a car. >> Looking both ways.

>> Yeah. Every time it gets me. They even. have [ __ ] on the on the ground. >> Yeah. Nobody jaywalks. I just jaywalk. What made you decide to do this to fully. commit to this. >> to England? >> Yeah. >> Who you talking to? This guy lived in. Machu Beach. I know. I know. I know. But. that at least makes sense cuz it's like. completely alien culture. >> I am bombing on a level that I have not. since my second year of comedy. >> Is really it's an occasional crushing. set and so high a percentage of like, what the [ __ ] was that? WHY ARE YOU GUYS. MAD AT ME OVER THIS JOKE? >> I SEE not going well. Why are you angry?

I don't get any of this. >> Well, you can't even put on Facebook. Can't even post. >> It seems like you're trying to do. gangster rap in a retirement home. >> Why not? >> That's about right. >> Why not do it where people like gangster. rap? >> I'll win them over. I'll get him. eventually. >> Wow. >> You'll get him. Bill Hicks went over. there. Patrice change. Yeah, but that. was a different time. All of them were. negative about. >> prework. Yeah. You ever listen to Patrice talk. about England? Hated it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Those are the pre-woke days.

>> I mean, try to go to the cellar. I think. England's worse than us. >> The sellers's bad. >> Sellers's bad. Young young people that. are like the young ones are worse than. the the progressive ones because the. young ones are like, "Don't even bring. this up.". >> The progressive ones like we're actually. intelligent enough to know you're. joking. >> Right. Right. Right. >> Um Yeah. But they're poor clutchy. If. you do like poop humor too early in the. night, they go. >> I've noticed that poop humor doesn't. work. >> Anywhere. Every single show I've gone,

"Hey everyone, I just had diarrhea. before I came out here." That's what's. going on with me. They go, "Oh, disgusting.". >> Really? >> Because it doesn't look like a surprise. that could happen. >> If Jimmy Carr says it, they're like, "Yeah, this is the trust.". >> You assume he has every single every. single comedian that's ever like kids, you know, before a show you're like, I. sometimes you get nervous. You take like. a nasty hot. >> sprayer something and then you go, "Oh. man, this is crazy. I just had. diarrhea." Every single time the crowd's. been like, "E.". >> Wow. Why would you say that? >> I can kind of understand that part. I.

know. And then you Yeah. you get a. little mature and you go, "Yeah, that. was a mistake that I opened several. shows that way.". >> And so what what subjects are they. freaking out about over in England? Like. what what do they not like you talking. about Muslim? >> They don't care about trans at all. >> Trans at all. >> They don't care about it at all. At all. It doesn't come up. And then immigration. is a biggie. >> So they get upset if you talk about. immigration. >> Yeah. But I figured out how to do it in. a way that I can get them. >> Well, you're an immigrant. >> I'm an immigrant. Yeah. So I get to say. it sometimes. >> Um trying to think what else. Yeah. Some.

of it they just like they hear your. accent and they go like what do you. think you're better than us? >> Really shame this and it's like yes. first of all but also no I'm just trying. to do jokes. Chill. >> Why do you think you're better than us? >> Yeah. >> we are better. We moved out and beat. them. >> pretty good game. Yeah. >> with like a bunch of rag tag queefs and. they had like the biggest Navy. >> bayonets still beating them. My friend. Steve who moved to California from. England, he said that what he. experienced over there was they did not. want you to have aspirations.

>> They fall in line working machine. They. don't like it if you want to do. something big. They don't like it if you. have big plans. They don't ever say, "Wow, that's awesome, man. Good luck.". >> Well, on the opposite side of that, the. government super supports artists there. >> and they fund them. >> and then it creates a a group of people. who are like, "You need help? I'll. introduce you all the clubs." Like club. owners are telling me booking people for. other clubs instead of here they go if. you work that club you'll never work. here. >> There they go. Let me give you all the. names. >> Oh nice.

>> Yeah. >> That's so stupid. That. >> I don't want the government funding. standup comedians. >> Too much government. >> Yeah. I don't want the government at. all. Stand up comedy. >> The idea of clubs saying you can't work. other clubs is the dumbest [ __ ] That. happens a lot. >> It's so stupid. >> I'm at Cap City tonight. >> It's a great place. >> Yeah. >> I've never been to the new one. They. were and then when people when they. first when we were first started opening. they didn't want you to be here for four. months at the mothership if you Yeah. You couldn't do it for four months. >> What. >> after you did Cap City or four months.

before? >> Yes. Of course. I was like, "Come on. I'll I'll promote your club. I I don't. give a [ __ ]. >> Especially if one of my friends is. there. Like if you were there, I'll I'll. tweet about it. Who cares?". >> Yeah. >> I want more people to come see comedy. Why Why would I give a [ __ ] if they're. at my club or some other club? >> Here. Here. I had a I had somebody tell. me like when I filmed my YouTube special. at the creek. >> Oh yeah. >> Like you'll never work here again. >> Whoa. >> It was like I don't know who you are. >> Where would they where did they say you. never worked? >> Uh that would give it away. Who knows? But. >> but it was somewhere that you had worked.

before. >> Not really. But it was genuinely like. >> So they were upset. >> I don't really know you. So you being. involved in this decision, >> we'd rather you not do that. >> Yo, tell me what it is. We'll edit it. out. Back. We're back. >> Hey, we're back. A lot of [ __ ] talk. We. got back a lot of [ __ ] out. >> How about that unic? Huh? >> But they're unic. >> There's always going to be people like. that that gatekeep. [ __ ] those people. >> But that shit's over. That's antiquated. They have no power now. >> Well, you know, they've got some amongst. young people that are coming up, but as.

long as we hold the line, you know, and. as long as like clubs like my club just. says there's no rules like that. You do. whatever the [ __ ]. >> Funny. I heard club told you like, "If. you pay that well, then people won't do. my club because I can't pay that well.". And Joe's response like. >> what? What do you want me to You're. gonna have to pay me. I don't know. >> Yeah. I'm gonna pay what I feel like. >> I think I'm probably the only guy who's. ever opened up a club with the goal to. not lose money. Not make I'm like, I. don't want to make any money. I go I. just don't want to lose any I don't want. to I want to go bankrupt here. >> Last night. >> what.

>> uh about uh Joe Payne on the shows the. Rogan and Friends. >> Oh yeah. >> And I was like. >> I've never. gotten to even collect that. They're like, "Dude, you must have a. check at the. >> 200 grand in the green room just waiting. for you.". >> It pays very well. >> I've never even once been like, "Hey, where's my check?". >> Might want to check on Egan. He's in. Japan right now. >> My. has always been. >> under the bridge. My position has always. been people are there to see comedy.

They're not there to buy drinks. The. comedian should make most of the money. No, >> dude. I was Sean Patton was playing. there the first time and he goes I was. leaving the stand. He goes, "Hey, can I. talk to you about this contract for the. mothership?" Like, what? I'm like, "Oh, it's real." He goes, "No, no, but I did. the math and if it's all right," I'm. like, "Buddy, it's real." He goes, "No, no, no. But you understand it ends up. being like a month's worth of, dude, it's real. Just enjoy it. >> Enjoy it. Enjoy the condo. >> It's supposed to be that way. That's. that's what's generating the money." And. as long as we make a good environment. and keep bringing good comics, they. don't even have to be people that sell.

really well other places because people. know they're going to be good if they're. booked there. >> So, you remember how the comedy works. used to be, or I guess still is, people. trusted Wendy. They knew the comedy. works. If even if you didn't know who. the headliner was, if they're a. headliner at the comedy works, they were. going to be legit. >> They paid you once over a sellout. because there were no shows and then. during the opener me they're like, "Well, there's no shows. Let's let. people wait list in." So, they give you. 105% of the. >> extra tickets sold. >> Oh, that's nice. Yeah, she saw. >> she could have taken it, but. >> and she did a great job of like starting.

a community. Like she she has a whole. system like Sam Talent was talking about. the other day. the system she has. He. moves you into like a middle position. and she watches comics and she she takes. it seriously. [ __ ] good ones. What? Who's the guy who runs hilarities in. Cleveland? >> Oh, Nick. >> He's the man. >> He's the bad old mob guy. >> First time I ever headlined there, he. just gave me an extra thousand. Wow. And. not for ticket sales, not for anything. He was just like, "You're good.". >> Whoa. >> He was like, he was Yeah, he's the. coolest [ __ ] thing. >> He always says hi to you whenever I'm.

there. Send my regards. >> Just cool. >> Yeah, there's good guys out there. >> The guy who runs all the Bricktowns, Adam. >> Mhm. >> He's [ __ ] cool. >> West. >> There's a few. >> Dorfman. >> Dorfman. >> Dorman's great Nashville. He's a good. dude. >> Yeah, he's good. >> Although, get him in a green room. He is. not shutting up. >> Dorin's my hockey. Talk about hockey. >> We've had many drunk nights. >> Dorin runs. He's That's my tour. >> Oh, really? >> Dorfin. So, every single thing I do, Dorfin's there. you know, nice.

>> He was the only honest one. Broen would. always go like, "Hey, you should book. here on his own." He's funny. And. everyone's like, "Yeah, sure, sure." And. Dorfin's like, "Bro, you got to sell. ticket, >> you know, I'm not going to kill my club. Get a draw and I'll play.". >> But Dorphin also like loves standup. forever. >> I mean, he's got Bill Maher stories from. the 70s, >> bro. That club, the [ __ ] the all the. head shot on the wall from the 70s and. the 80s. >> I just did a zany Nashville and. Dorphin's in there telling me stories. and it's great. And he's like, "I should.

let you prepare." And I was like, "Oh, okay. Thanks." And they brought me up. >> Talked to me until they brought me up. Then he walked out. >> One more thing. One more thing. >> To every one of my shows. Well, not. everyone, but most of my shows. And then. we'll be sitting in the green room. It's. usually, you know, it's the [ __ ]. Spurs locker room. >> Sure. >> I'm sitting there like pacing like, "Oh, fuck." Then finally, I'll be like, >> "All right, I'll I'll drink a beer now. It's it's enough time. Like the show's. close enough. I can have a beer." And. then he's like, "I was waiting for you.". He grabs one. Every time he hands me B, he's like, "You ready?" I'm like, "No,

slow down." Dwarf, >> get the one. He came up just to see your. SNL. >> Yeah, we'll be. Yeah, >> he parties. >> He's fun. >> Yeah, he's fun. He was at Kill Tony, too. He's the. >> dwarf rules. >> Yeah, he's the man. >> Good dude. >> Yeah, there there was there's a bunch of. people like that. Blooming Wright in. Boston. Known that guy forever. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. >> They had last time I was there, she was. like, "Do you like anything when you're. done?" I'm like, "I mean, after done. with a big show, a glass of scotch is. like nice." And I mean, stepping off the. stage and she's putting in money. It's. awesome. >> Yeah. This is so much more than the.

money. >> It is kind of weird when you start. selling out and the owner of the club's. like, "All right, I better go hang out. with them." And you're like, "No, that's. a punishment." Yeah. >> When they walk in, you're like, "Hey, >> right. Now we got to chitchat. doing really well.". >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> I know. I'm like, "Oh, great. >> I haven't talked to you ever. I don't. know who you are.". >> Exactly. >> Non-performers do not understand who you. are. Yeah, >> non-performers don't understand the. green room. >> I was in Nashville once with I think one. of the festivals or Becky owns special.

or something and some booker of a owner. of a club was talking to Nate before he. was this big and he was like, "Nate, what are we going to do to get you in my. club?" And he's like, "Yeah, yeah, I'd. love to." And then the guy leaves and. Nate goes, "You know what you got to do? Make an offer to my agent? What are you. talking about?". >> Right. >> Obviously, I would go I do clubs. >> Yeah. That was always weird. Like you do. a Comedy Central a half hour and they're. like, "Thanks so much for doing this.". I'm like, >> "I'll do this every week. Please book me again. >> Help. >> Yes, please help me. I'm. >> very poor. >> I'm dying. >> Yeah, those are tough times. You had to.

get on TV. That was the only way in. >> Only way to make money. And now Sirius. is done. >> Yeah. Thanks, Sebastian. >> Sebastian got a raw deal on the. internet. >> He did get Well, they went after him. because they were losing that money. >> Yeah. >> And the problem with it is like it's. very weird. >> like all these comics that were there. was a lot of New York comics, right? They were doing all New York. It was all. New York Comics, right? So, there's. that. And then they were making money. off of these things where they would. every time they play their set, they'd. get like 15 bucks, right?

>> I don't know what that was. It was a. lot. >> Here's here's my question. How did they. get in? >> Oh, it's big. >> So, it used to be one of the ways was to. bring your CD there. They'd run it once, the actual CD, run it once, it counts in. the system, and now you get randomized. >> And if you're if your thing people turn. it off a lot, they're like, take that. one out. >> But I was like, >> anything funny they run. so few LA. comics. It was like all. >> because you couldn't go into serious in. LA. >> So you had to go there and bring them as. so these guys that were is it mostly. comics are coming up.

>> It's not that anymore. >> So who's who lost the money cuz the way. they were referring to it was like very. heartstrings thing. They were saying oh. there these are working class two. He's. got eight CDs. >> workingass comics is what the way they. just like describe it. >> Bluecollar. >> bluecollar comics. Yeah. >> Well, I remember when Darren Darren. Carter was the first one. He's like, "Yo, if you haven't filled out your. [ __ ] there's money waiting for you. You. should fill out.". >> Yeah. And then you would you'd be like, it was a backlog. So, you get like 10 or. 12 grand. >> By the way, no wonder they [ __ ] went.

out of business. They're giving. comedians. >> They're still around. >> They're still around. Serious is still. around. They're fine. >> I mean, they paid the same royalties for. >> As long as they keep Howard, they'll. keep Serious. >> They pay the same [ __ ] for music. It's. like if they run, it's a song. It's a. track. >> So, they pay the same rates. Yeah. Well, it's because it's it's like royalty. rates. It's different than streaming. It's very different. >> And the whole thing is real weird. because you get a free subscription. every time you get a car. So, if you buy. a car, you get a free subscription for. like 90 days or whatever it is for.

Sirius. And they count you as a. subscriber. >> So, like we have 30 million subscribers. Like, do you. >> do you though? >> Like, how many how many are listening? Like, what's And if you try to if you. try to like get out of it, like they'll. call you up like why get out? >> Has anyone used OnStar? No, never get. into an accident. >> I think OnStar is on the exact same. serious tip. >> Just like it's in every car. You get. three months when you get the car. >> What is a [ __ ] button on your car? >> If you get in a car accident, you press. a button. Say hell. >> If your arms are working, you go.

>> if Kennedy drove you off a bridge. You. could be like, "Actually, I'm still here. and alive.". >> I think it was a better idea before. there were smartphones. >> When did OnStar come along? >> Before that, >> remember the Garmin? >> Before that, Garmin days. >> They can shut your car off, too. Onar is. what does the STEERING AND SOME CARS. NOW. >> What's that PCH? >> Is that good for dry background? >> Yeah, that's what it does in my car that. it's does. >> You got Onar now. >> I don't use it. >> Look at this guy enjoying his life. >> So like imagine how much harder this. would be if my hands were on the wheels.

off. >> He's getting Jamie. How much of your. Cadillac drives? >> Boris is down there. >> But. is down there going, "God damn it. I. thought I'd die by now.". >> Indeed. It shows you on the like on the. GPS path where on that path you can use. this. So it's it' be like seven of the. 18 minutes of super cruise available. >> Okay. So does it stop at red lights like. a Tesla does? >> I honestly think it's just highway. steering kind of and it'll get in lanes. >> I think Elon [ __ ] all this up with the.

Tesla. >> Other say to a serious. >> because it's self-driving. It's onar. >> My whole thing is prepaid for Sirius. So. I have it for three years without even. having a choice. Well, see the thing. about. >> the car price. >> self-driving is this was what it was. when I first got a Tesla. >> So, the first time it would just steer. for you. It didn't stop at red lights. Didn't do any of that [ __ ] It just kept. the distance between you and the car in. front of you and it stayed between the. lanes. >> And then it got better and better and. better and better over the years because. every it was sending in data to the.

company. Every time people did it, they. ke it kept learning. So now mine I could. just I leave the club, I press a button, it just drives me home. I don't have to. think at all. >> Yeah, it's definitely not that good. This is not as good as Tesla's. >> No, I mean, if Tesla licensed that, the. whole electric car world would explode. because it's so good. But the only way. you get it is on a Tesla. >> This says it does lane change, which is. pretty good. >> There you go. >> Okay. They stopped uh they're not going. to make the Cybert truck anymore. >> I heard that. >> Yeah, they canceled the Cybert truck,

which is crazy. >> Too many swastikas or like what. happened? Like what didn't sell as well. as they wanted it to? They thought it. was going to sell way more. I guarantee. it stopped selling. >> after that. >> because of the. >> election stuff. >> that culture, >> right? >> It's a little bit of that, but it was. also that's not necessarily the case. because the Model Y and the Model 3 are. the best selling cars in the world. >> Truck was the one that was. >> the Cybert truck was Yeah. >> It was awesome. It's an outrageous. looking vehicle. Disgusting. Look at me. in our department. >> It's the worst. It's so ugly. The car.

fine. The truck sucks. >> Well, the You ever drive vehicle? >> Yeah, I drove with Tucker Carlson. [ __ ] phenomenal. Phenomenal to drive. >> cuz you hit the accelerator just goes. >> in a cyber truck. >> down dusty roads, bro. >> Really? >> You and Tucker Carlson were driving in a. cyber truck down dusty road. >> Main dusty roads. >> Where were you guys going? >> Nowhere. Just testing it out. >> So Tucker has a cyber truck. >> He Somebody let him use it. >> Supposedly his whole thing is he drives. the exact opposite of that. He drives a. really old truck so it has no. electronics on it so the government.

can't. >> find it on the truck. >> Uhoh. I think he was just testing it. out. >> By the way, I've been listening to talk. >> He's funny. >> That's good. I love. >> what's going on here. >> I love how he's like seems like that's. what you should be doing. >> Mullen's video of Tucker, his impression. is so good. >> Nick Mullen, he's like, >> "Apparently, there's a picture of me. naked on the internet jacking off. Who's.

jacking off to this? Is it you? Is it. your family? Who could it be? The way. it's so good. I'm not I'm not Is it you? Is it your family? >> I took a Whimo last night to your house. They're all over this town. >> Yeah, they're Oh, they're everywhere. The Whimos and the cyber cabs. >> What do you got to my house for the. party of the century? >> Oh, yeah. That was a rager. >> I don't think the cyber cabs even have a. steering wheel inside of them. >> Do the cyber cabs have a steering wheel.

at all? >> Some do. >> The wayos do. Yeah. >> Is that the gold car with the wheels? Oh, yeah. That's seat though. >> You see him coming, you run out in the. street and it stops and it takes a hard. turn around you. >> This one, Jamie, >> you can't sit in that seat. >> You can't sit in the front seat. >> The driver seat, it won't let you. >> I will say this is that's dangerous for. bums. >> What? >> You know what I mean? Cuz if you run out. in front of a a a Whimo and it stops and. goes around you, you're going to go, "This is a fun game I like to play.". >> Bums will do it. >> And then someday you're going to go, "Oh, here comes a Whimo." And it's not. It's a Denale. going [ __ ] 85.

>> Go, I'm scared of whimos. >> Natural selection. >> I heard the Whimos are driven by a guy. in Singapore. >> Yeah, >> that's what they say. I don't believe. it. >> That's still an Asian. >> That's what O'Neal says. He thinks he's. trolling. >> That's not good. >> 10 things at once. >> I don't think anybody's driving those. things. I think they're D. I mean, there's a reason why they have those. cameras on top of them and you see the. steering wheel moving. It's It's. computer control. >> It's all CIA. >> And there's a camera in there, by the. way. >> So, don't. >> People are [ __ ] in the back. >> Oh, yeah. >> Oh, yeah. But they got all that on.

video. >> So watch out there, folks. >> That's probably a whole video series. >> The Whimo sessions. >> Have they released any? They must have. >> have to. >> Must have leaked. >> Yeah. >> Leaked [ __ ] in the back of cars. >> I I remember me and Sigur were talking. like at the very beginning of the. pandemic. I go, "When's the pandemic. porn coming out?" Immediately sends me a. link. >> He was like, "It's already out. >> People [ __ ] with masks on, you know, people worried about social distancing. and then start eating each other's. asses. When LA tried to make all porn.

use condoms and they're like, "Guys, we're already have all diseases.". >> Yes. >> What What are you saving? >> That's right. They passed a law. >> Oh my god. Do you hear the latest law in. LA? This is the best. >> You have to have a license. You have to. show your ID to buy creatine. >> because you can't buy creatine if you're. under 21. You don't have to show your. license if you want to vote, >> but you do have to show your license if. you want to buy creatine. >> That's cookie. In England, you got to. you got to show your age if you want to.

buy ibuprofen. >> Yeah. >> What? >> Yeah. >> Ibuprofen. >> Any any medication? They're like. >> How old do you have to be? >> I don't know. I'm above. >> Wow. [ __ ] 51. >> Yeah, >> that's crazy. Might you have a headache, but you're only 19. >> New California law prohibit retailers. and delivery service from selling. over-the-counter diet pills and muscle. building supplements to anyone under the. age of 18. They should test for swollen. What if you identify as a jacked guy? >> Yeah.

>> Interesting. >> What are they going to do there? >> What are the diet? And it says diet. >> What are the GLP, right? >> No, no, no. GLPs are That's a peptide. That's an injectable. >> No, but they have them in pills now. >> They have GLP1s in pills. Really? >> Can I ask a question? Say peptide. >> Okay. >> Cuz I've been hearing a lot about. peptides. Just give me a. >> Yeah, >> I'm drinking. Tell me what a peptide is. >> All right. Peptides like BPC57. >> I'm out. >> There you go. What are you talking. about? >> Body protection compound 157. It helps.

soft tissue injuries heal quickly. >> All peptides help soft. >> It all your body produces it. So, it's a. natural part of your body. And you add. BPC57 to your body. If you have soft. tissue injuries, you will heal quicker. Anecdotal, but also true. >> Taylor was telling Taylor the one was. telling me about it and Will Will took. it and Will said that he blew his. hamstring out and he took it. He said, "Dude, I was back in two weeks. It was. nuts.". >> And and wait, and these are not FDA. approved. >> They are now. They're They're going.

through now because of Kennedy and. because of Trump. >> I brought Phil down here for some. reason. >> Peptide is a short chain of amino acids. Same building blocks that make up. proteins joined together by chemical. links called peptide bonds. Peptides. typically contain about two to two to 50. amino acids. Though the dividing line. between a peptide and a protein isn't. absolute. Think of a peptide as a short. string of beads and a protein as a. longer more complex folded string. Okay, there you go. Loads of me. >> Okay. What it does is for some of them.

they, you know, like the GLP1s, they. they essentially slow down your. digestive tract. They kind of paralyze. your stomach and they kill your. appetite. That's why people losing. weight. That's peptides as well. >> Oh, I didn't know that. But then there's. other peptide. >> It is also peptide. But then there's. also this new very revolutionary one. called retatuitide. And that stuff. allows you. >> a good pat movie. >> It seems like it it allows you to uh. maintain your muscle mass and your bone. density. So the other one while you're. losing weight, it kills your bone.

density and it kills your muscle mass. >> Are there are there non-reputable. peptides? >> Yes. >> There's a lot of there's a lot of black. market [ __ ] because dangerous or just. not effective. >> Dangerous. Yeah. Because you're getting. stuff that you're going to inject into. your body and who knows who [ __ ] make. it in what lab? No one's checking. That's the problem. So if you have it. from a compounded pharmacy like Waste. Well, if you get it from somewhere. that's legitimate, what you're getting. is the actual real amino acids, the. actual real peptides, you're going to. get something that's going to be 100%. beneficial and you don't have to worry. about the purity of it. But if you're.

just getting it online, who [ __ ]. knows what it is, >> and that's the problem with things being. illegal. >> So So is it one of those where it's like. kind of like weed stores where you're. like, you know, the ones that you can. trust. They're not FDA approved, but you. know this one's got good [ __ ] That one. I don't know. >> Black market. Well, the weed thing is. different because like you're going to. be a return user. They want you to you. know if you're getting high like with. peptides you take them you're like is. this working? I don't know if it's. working. >> Like some some peptides like CJComorin. when you take it you have like a. physical reaction. You feel it.

>> Fantasy team. >> but. >> CJC hypalorum. >> all of them. >> should be studied and a lot of them are. very good for you. They they help a lot. >> I was I was telling it was very. exciting. Phil Gillis went down and got. some stem cells in his knee. >> How's he doing? >> He's doing all right. He had a cortisone. shot before. >> on his so there wasn't really pain. >> So, we'd have to see if it worked, but. he seems. >> What is up with his knee? >> He's buzzing. I think it was like a. partially torn meniscus. >> Okay. That cortisone is not going to. help that other than just numb a little.

bit. >> Yeah. So, he'll kill inflammation. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> He uh it was it was great when I brought. him down here. It was uh. >> it was during Texas Ohio State. So, he. was we you know, we're buzzing a little. >> Yeah. Can you drink on that? >> No. They were like so well like so if. you're getting stem cells like don't. drink a week before and a week after. That would be great looked at each other. like but we're not getting stem cells. doing it. Dude. taking two weeks off. I'm not going. >> Ohio State Texas and not having a couple.

beers. But then then they were like all. right between you and me just take two. days off. >> All right. >> Yeah. And they're like it's not good but. it's something. It's not ideal, but. it'll definitely be way better than not. getting the stem cells. >> They always overshoot at those doctors. >> Yeah. Better safe than sorry, especially. when it comes to drinking. They go, "You. you should have two drinks a year.". >> Yes. Exactly. >> I'd like to punch you in the face. Let's. be real. >> And we all lie on that paper. You know. how many how many. >> I was getting surgery and they were like. telling like did you give up alcohol? Did you whatever? And they're like, "Any.

other drugs?" I'm like, "I mean, I took. acid like yesterday." And they're like, "What? We can't do the surgery now." And. I'm like, "You didn't tell me about. acid, right? >> You just said blow. What's surgery? I don't remember. For my knee, maybe. I'm not sure. >> Oh, come on. You don't remember surgery? Seems like he's holding on us. >> I got pins, dude. I got pins. You got. any pills? >> What? What's wrong with your knees? >> I Oh, I went to waste ball. They're. better now. >> Nice. >> Yeah. >> All right. >> Play basketball like a month later with. Sam. Now my ankles are broken. But Sam, >> who are you playing with? >> Sicest crossover in comedy.

>> Ari blew out his knee doing the kettle. bells, right? >> Doing them wrong. >> Oh, damn. >> Kettle bells. Well, just trying a little. too hard with a frail anatomy. >> Fragile fragile sticker on me. >> You can't just go hard. It's like when. we do these comedian workouts, I always. tell everybody, "We're not going to work. out hard. Just going to just go through. the motions.". >> Brian Simpson's like, "I'll be there. >> Be with croutons with Oh, man. Simpson. in those workouts was the funniest. >> Let me tie my shoes again." We were sitt.

I've never I don't tell anyone what to. do ever, but we were sitting in the. sauna and he was hacking up mucus the. entire time. And I was like, "Dude, just. get out." He's like, "I'm not going to. quit. I'm not a bitch." And I was like, "Dude, it's not about that. We've been. in the sauna for five [ __ ] minutes. Everyone's fine. We're talking.". >> Yeah. >> You're spitting up mucus. You're dying. >> Is that cigarettes? >> Stop dying. >> I don't know. Sometimes I guess the. sauna jars that. >> it might be cigarettes. >> He He quit. He quit smoking then helped. >> Whoa. Good for He had a heart attack.

>> What? >> Yeah. Brian had a heart attack almost. the dust. >> Yeah. >> What? >> Yeah. He was on the road. Was it in. Detroit? >> Yeah. >> He's in Detroit doing standup. >> All of a sudden, he's got a shooting. pain through his arm and he's like, "Oh, this ain't bad. This is bad.". >> Dang. >> Yeah. Did he call the hospital? He never. went on stage. They canceled the whole. weekend. >> Whoa. How upset we are about that. weekend. >> The weekend they were there. >> No. I was on stage once and I had like. severe chest pain towards the end of my. set. >> Oh. >> And in my head I was like,

>> I'm having a heart attack. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> I was like 45 at least. >> But this is my closer. >> Yeah. >> So I got to do it. And then I did it and. I was fine. >> Yeah. Wow. What do you think it was? Indigestion. >> I got a lot of stress. >> Yeah. >> I got my blood uh my blood back from uh. Waste of Wells. And the lady was like, >> I I know who you are and uh I'm sure. you've been stressed the last like month. or so. That's what it showed up. >> Whoa. >> Oh, it's like crazy. I had a I had a. severe cortisol spike. >> Oh, really?

>> Yeah. I thought that was just look. maxing talk. I didn't know that was a. real thing. >> You got a calorie deficit. >> Severe cortisol from that. >> Yeah. It's interesting like that. People. hating on you online has a direct effect. on you physically. >> Of course, >> you have to be very careful what you. consume online. >> But I think it was very smart of you to. get rid of Instagram. spent a month. month off social media. >> Yeah, we had a text thread yesterday. He. was saying was like, "Open up your. protect our parks. Show me what that. video next to each other." I was like, "Let me see what Norman just sent.".

>> Every time we're in the text, I can't. >> Don't you feel better? >> Yeah, I do. Obviously, I woke up like uh. it was probably like 3 days after I. deleted social media and and this is me. waking up every day just going wake up, look at your phone, go, "Oh, fuck.". >> Of course, of course. Oh, I mean the. even if it's not about you, the anxiety. that hits you first thing in the morning. about the world and. >> your whole day. I'm waking up to people like. everything's I'm getting a text from. like a publicist. It's like we're going. to take care of this. That's like what.

you wake up to. You're like. >> the most disappointing thing was comics. The most disappointing things with. comics and at the mothership the doormen. they all came up with a list of these. guys. They called them fellas against. Gillis or [ __ ]. I gota I got to get over that. >> You know what the hard part about this? That's nice, dudes. >> Yeah, guys. >> Everyone, bro, everyone's making a list. and checking it twice. This is like. everyone knows. >> Well, the hard one about this one was. like SNL. The first time I got fired, I. kept social media and in my head I was.

like, that guy talks [ __ ] This one I. just deleted everything immediately. >> Yeah. >> So, I don't really know. >> I'll tell you off air if you want. >> I'm excited to hear about who it is. >> Yeah. There's a lot. >> because I was never mind. >> It's so disappointing. It's also pretty. >> I was thinking about bumping all of. them. I'm I'm going to go on tour. >> and I'm going to find out whoever was. talking [ __ ] and whatever venue they're. playing I will bump them. >> But I'm not going to do that cuz I and. and then so that was my my agent was. joking around suggesting that and I was. like I don't think anyone touring talks. [ __ ].

>> No. No. >> Oh. So. >> what am I going to take? I wonder. >> No, not that I saw. It was all. struggling midling. When I say midling I. don't mean like middle acts. Nothing. wrong. One of the comics said something to me. about like there's nothing wrong with. being a middle act. I go, that's not. really what I mean. What I mean is like. you're career middle. >> Like you're you're you're just you're a. dud. >> You never nobody cames to see you. You. never generated excitement. Now you're. in your 40s rooms. >> and now you're talking [ __ ]. >> Still a good life, but. >> it's not a bad life, but you could have.

had a better life. You just didn't. [ __ ] put the effort in. Like for. whatever reason, you never figured it. out. I don't know what it is. But I. wonder how many there's definitely some. headliners who. >> who were talking [ __ ]. >> I didn't see any. >> I saw. >> I didn't even see it. >> I'll tell you later. >> Right now. >> TripleA used to have a smoke them list. Just people he thought were doing too. well. He was like, I want to go on in. front of them and bury them. He had an. actual list of people he's trying to. bury. >> Well, the funny thing, I saw you do that. set at the cellar a week before. Killed.

Nobody had a problem with it. SNL. approves it. The audience in the room. laughs. Like, what are we doing here? >> Not Not to defend SNL. They don't. approve it. >> They kind of I mean is that right? >> They could shut it down. >> They could, but they don't like you. don't write your set and give it to. them. Okay. >> Unless you're not a comedian. I'm sure. non-comics they write the set for them. >> Yeah. >> They write the monologue for they have. writers that write the monologue for. them. >> Like you're an athlete or something. >> or an actor or whatever. >> or anyone but actor. Uh. >> but no, I did the funniest part was I.

was going in going they were like, "What's going on with the monologue?". And I was like, "It's not great, but I. don't say anything bad.". >> Right? >> Like, that was the whole time I was. like, "Fellas, I'm giving you a solid C. minus of a monologue, but I promise. there's no controversy. >> I'm calling myself fat for [ __ ] 10. minutes.". >> Yeah. >> That's it. It's quite interesting that. women wear these skintight, very thin. shorts. >> More than interesting. It's lovely. >> Men don't. Could you imagine if guys had.

their hogs pressed against their. >> Matteo Lane where he works out guys. men go shirtless and now short shorts. are in style. >> Yeah, but they don't have tight tidy. shorts that show their balls. That's. what I'm saying, >> right? That's a very specific girls. shorts and a t-shirt. >> Steam room. What do you mean? You dude, anytime I drive to the club, while I'm. driving in, you see.

>> at least 10 shirtless Jack dudes in like. compression shorts jogging. >> Really? >> Right down the [ __ ] streets. >> Well, >> on the river. You go. God damn. Got a. huge dick. And I'm sitting there with. headphones looking out the window like. [ __ ] piece of [ __ ]. >> And jogging. My dick goes in when I jog. >> Can you imagine working out and still. having a thicky. >> gogg? Not me. >> Yeah, >> it is a weird look though. the little. tiny little outfits. It's very. sexualized. That's why people got upset.

because it is. I don't have a problem. with it. It's real. It looks hot for the. very sexualized. >> Don't have a problem with it. >> We all love it. >> It's just a fun thing to say and it's. funny. That's it. >> And this is a weird time where. everyone's just looking to get upset. >> Well, it's just what's clicking. This is. this is the thing now. We'll go that. way. No one actually gives a [ __ ]. >> I think I think it obviously had a lot. to do with the climate. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I tell you I tell. you what I found out. >> It's Trump social media. >> I tell you what I found out. >> What?

>> I got my dates wrong. I thought he was. You told me about an Eagles game. >> Yeah. >> At Tottenham Stadium, Corn Spurs. And um. and uh I I got my dates wrong. It was. cuz Bert was coming in for one of the. Eagles games, Jacksonville games. And I. was like, and I was in Tunisia driving. down the highway and I thought of a. sketch idea that I'm like, "Let me text. this to Shane. It's Wednesday. Maybe he. has time to get this one in. A. ridiculous one that you could never do.". Yeah. >> And then I text him and he goes, "Oh, I. already did it." And dude, they didn't. cover the story in Tunisia. I'll just. tell you that much. And he goes, "It.

wasn't a big hit in the Muslim. counties." He goes, "I already did it. I. did it last week." And I was like, "Oh, how'd it go?". >> We're going to work out. >> He's like, "Are you serious?" I'm like, "Yeah, I don't know how it go." He goes, "I'm a national disgrace. >> They're calling it go." I was like, "It's not great. >> They're calling me a rapist." I'm like, "What?" And I was like, "Oh, dude, if. they're calling you a rapist, you should. come to Tunisia.". >> They would love you here. >> Tunisia. So, what is Tunisia like? >> It's the best. >> One of my favorite countries in the. world. Why don't you move? Why don't you.

move? >> Come scene's not great. >> Start one. You don't say. They don't. have a funny. >> Teach the muzzies how to do jokes. >> I got I probably got to work that out of. my vocabulary. I'm going to go to the. lavatory. When I get back, I want those. curls out. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, just. >> Okay, we'll wait for it. >> What's going on? >> Tunisia ruled. I got pis with my lunch. Yeah. No, I'm just getting fatter. >> Kettle bells. >> Just drove around, slept in the Sahara. Desert for a night. >> Wow. >> Just drove around, drank tea sinkies.

No, >> it was nice and warm. >> Really? >> Two and a half hours from London. >> What are the hotels like there? >> I wouldn't know. No, I stayed in one. >> Wait a minute. Flight or drive? >> Flight from London. What? >> I was like 2 and a half hours. What? >> From London. Yeah. Flight. Flight. >> to North Africa. >> To North Africa. continents in two in 3 hours. >> There's no way you could drive there. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] am I talking about? >> Visa's easy, safe, just smoke siggies. and drink tea and. >> and what do you do? Look at you there. >> Whoa.

>> Did anybody recognize you there? >> What a guy. >> Yeah, I stayed in Luke Skywalker's. house. >> What? Oh, Tatooine. >> Yeah, right outside Tatooine. This is. where they shot the interior. >> Oh, that's incredible. >> Crazy. That's crazy. >> They shot the interiors. This is the. actual They left it all there. >> Wow. So they built that up there just. for the movie. >> Yeah, they have these Berber helms that. were built into these caves like that. That's a normal way to live. It keeps. you cool in the summer, >> warm in the winter. >> Look at these nerds. >> And you're solo on this trip? >> Solo? Yeah. Just driving rented a car,

driving the transit transaffrican. highway. >> Stopping for Stiggies and tea and coffee. and trying to talk to people. >> Wow. >> Do you get any Jew hate? >> No, they have a old Jewish community. there. >> Nice. >> They don't uh they're definitely. >> You check that [ __ ] before you leave? >> Yeah. I go, "Is it safe?" And then I go, "Is it safe for Jews?" And then and then. I'm like, "Done." Dude, I checked into. my first hostel and they were like, "I'm. sure you know what you're want to get. into here." I'm like, "No, I didn't do. any research." And they go, "Well, the. Medina, I'm sure." I'm like, "What's. Medina?" They're like, "What? >> It's the old town." I'm like, "That's.

the market, >> bro. I don't know. I did no research. >> You just decided to show up and figure. it out when you got there.". >> Stayed at a hostel my first two nights. So, I was like, "Get intel from them.". They told me the the biggest coliseum. outside Italy is there. >> Pull it up. >> But nobody's there. So you're just like. in the coliseum. You can run on the. fields and like Yeah. >> Look at that. That's a coliseum outside. of Italy. So the Romans 3/4 the size. Yeah. That means the Romans were there. for long enough to decide we're going to. be here. Let's build this over 75 years. and let's use it.

>> Wow. >> They're like, we're going to be here for. a long time. >> Wow. >> Look, nobody's there. >> That's nuts, dude. I thought you were. highlighting. >> That's what I mean. There's no bad seats. in the house. See on the left? Those are. all great. It's wild that there's nobody. there. So there was nobody visiting. that. I never even knew that was a. thing. >> 30 Chinese. That's about it. >> Chinese. Chinese. The Chinese. That's. more offensive than anything we've said. so far. The Chinese have a lot of good. restaurants. Chinese. >> These aren't bad. >> They're not, right? Shout out to Patty. Pimpblelet. >> Oh, these are his. >> Yeah.

>> What? Really? >> It's his company. Oh, no. This isn't it. This is Happy Dads. >> I'm sorry. >> I thought we had the Patty Pimpblelet. beers. What are the Didn't we have. >> Patty Wagon? >> Patty Wagon. That's a slur, right? Can. you do me a favor and. >> Oh, this is the hard cell. >> Crack those curls. >> Very nice. >> This is good, >> guys. >> The ones in the back. >> As soon as he walked as soon as he. walked in, I noticed his hair. >> What are you doing? >> Look at the curls. >> Are you growing those on purpose? >> I just grow my hair. This isn't that. It's just like looks like this. >> Oh, I see. I see. I see. It's wonderful. >> Why are you committing to this beard?

>> What's going on with this beard? >> I don't know. It's been uh since right. before I left for South America. >> Get the mics. Make Make sure the mic. doesn't cover the curls. >> What? >> I need the curls. I stopped cutting it. I haven't cut anything in [ __ ] over a. year. >> How are your pubes? >> They're as long as ever. >> You let them run wild. >> I've never shaved my pubes. >> I shave them once ever as a joke. >> Jesus Christ. >> Let them run. What kind of. >> You got shave your pubes. >> Well, the tree looks bigger if you trim. the hedges. >> Exactly right. >> Mine's already big. I don't think. >> we got a shrub going, so we got to trim. the weeds.

>> I got to grow hair on my balls to cover. them up. >> Um, >> so you commit into the beard till you go. like full Rick Rubin? >> I don't know. I'll shave it eventually. >> They're jubin. >> Save for skank fest and that's about it. Jubin. Oh, are you guys excited for. Skank Fest? I am. >> It's happening right now. >> I actually I got to tell you, I dread. it. >> I dread it, but then I love it. >> It's a lot. >> Yeah. I've had fun every single time. >> What do you dread? >> Uh, it's you're just in a green room for. three days. >> A lot of people touching your hands.

>> No one can go anywhere. >> You're too famous. >> Yeah. >> No, it rules though. I mean, it's good. hang. No, no one has anything to do. So, it's not like can't tomorrow. I got a. podcast. It's just like drink. >> Let's meet up the cigar lounge. >> Maybe I'll do some drugs. That might. help. >> There you go. >> There you go. >> Daniel Simson, I can say that he's fine. with it. But he was like, I want to find. mushrooms and I don't know where to find. them at skankfest. >> He go literally ask. >> I was like, "Bro, put a sign in your. forehead.". >> Yeah. >> Mushrooms. And he was like, "It worked.".

>> I had the worst the worst mushroom. experience I've ever had. >> All right, let's hear it, buddy. Oh, I was there for that. >> It was I bailed on you. >> I was like, "All right, I'm taking it. taking it easy tonight. This will be a. nice easy one.". >> I remember this. >> I'll do a little bit of shrooms. Guy. gave me nothing. >> It's up to the mushrooms. >> Uh Chris and Tommy had already taken it. and they were both freaking out and I. was like, >> "Pussies. >> You guys are being [ __ ] about this. This is no mushrooms." So, I took a. little I'm just mid-con conversation. with Brett Ernst. We're talking about. the [ __ ] NFC East football.

>> Yeah. >> Just while he's talking to me, his face. melts. I was like, "Brother, I got to go home. right now." And I'm trying to leave. And. they're like, "Dude, this is the the. owner of Yorratom. He wants to meet. you." And I was like, "How are you? I. got to leave. >> I got to go.". >> Also, Skank Fest is not the best. environment. You look around, it's just. ugly, fat. >> at Skankfest Houston. She put acid in my. water. >> Misfits need a festival. >> Misfits need a festival. The comedy. version of the Gathering of the Jugal%.

They're the best fans of the world. >> They are. It is. >> They love it too. They look forward to. it every year. Skankfest sells out every. year. Every year. You've never really. had a negative experience. >> No. >> With never with the fans. >> Never. Never. >> Every once in a while you run into a. dildo comic. >> Sure. >> Yeah. There's going to be those. >> Can you do my thing? >> The environment is like fun. Like Legion. Skanks is a fun podcast. They're fun. guys. They're They're all good dudes. >> Yeah. >> You should have never left. You [ __ ]. up. >> I did [ __ ] up. That was the only thing.

that might have kept me there. Yeah, you. >> He should have stayed. >> That was a dream job. >> You should have stayed. Now Renes is. great on it. You [ __ ] up. >> I [ __ ] up. I let Renees take my dream. >> Listen, it's good for him anyway. He. needs He needs a win. >> He needs a win. >> He needs a win. And he's good. >> And he's good on it. >> He's great on my podcast. >> He fits right in. >> He did my podcast with them as Legionist. Kangs. He was great. >> He's a piece of [ __ ] in the best way. >> He's a good dude. >> Good dude. Need to win. It's good for. him that you went to god forbidden. [ __ ] England where it rains every day.

and everyone hates you. >> It's so nice bombing. It's amazing. Great. >> Which by the way is to cope, dude. >> Just be like, I love it. It's hard. >> No one likes that and you don't either. And you're lying. >> You're in the nursing home plugging in. the amps. >> The [ __ ] is wrong with me? >> You're in the nursing home doing death. metal. I like Please let it be raining. when I get out so I can walk home sad. >> Ari Poppins. Ari Jesus Christ.

>> Come back. >> There's some rough ones. >> Come back to the United States of. America. >> I had a lady raise her hand in one of my. shows and I go, I'm bombing so bad. I'm. like, sure, what? And she goes, "How do. you even THINK OF THESE THINGS?" DAMN, LADY. I DON'T KNOW. I don't know. >> I got to tell you, we're two protect our. parks away from you being an American. citizen. >> You got that right, too. >> Coming back. I'm an American citizen. >> Don't you like being happy? >> I do, but Yeah. >> What the [ __ ] Next therapist. >> Yeah. I'm just trying to get to your.

head. Don't you like being happy? >> I do, but you know, it's fun. New. stages. It's fun. >> Yeah, but you don't have any friends. over there, right? >> Are new stages that fun? >> No, not many. Couple. I'm making them. I'm starting to make them. >> Yeah, they probably resent you though. >> A little bit. Don't like you. >> No, they're all cool. >> Look at you. You're on trigonometry. They don't like that. >> Oh, he thinks he's a big podcaster. >> They do. >> He's a [ __ ] nuts. It's funny to see. all the all the drama there. >> [ __ ] nutter. >> All the drama like why don't you like. that guy? They're like gas. I'm like you. should make up just like not involved at. all. >> What's their drama over there?

>> Rightwing, leftwing, >> same [ __ ] You did this during during. >> it's all non-religious people [ __ ]. clans to hate. >> Yeah, >> it's really what it is. It's the same. thing as like secular. >> I know. I hold my tongue now where they. like talk [ __ ] about somebody I'm. friends with. I don't say like I'm. friends with a guy. go, let me hear the. whole thing before I mention it. >> That's nice. >> That's a good move. I'm going to start. doing that. >> I did it in Tunisia when they talk about. Israel Palestine. I was like, I'm just. I'm just listening, brother. They knew. what side. Look at that. >> Obviously. Yeah.

>> You had the girl, yeah, I'm on your side. 100%. >> And you got to give them some credit for. picking a side on that. >> You knew what side they were going to be. on. >> Oh, yeah. Just listen. It's just fun. listening. And they were like, "No, that. during October 7th, they didn't do. anything wrong. They were just really. friendly.". >> Yeah, that's what I heard, too. >> Oh, boy. Here we go. >> He's had a couple drinks. >> We only got one hour in. >> Here we go. >> Iron Dome. >> Ari, you seem like you haven't really. drank that much. It's kind of pissing me. off. >> Give me another bodega. >> Yeah, cat drink.

>> I had this and that. I'm the only one. trying in this group. >> I'm trying. >> That's fine. >> I'm three in. >> You got chill. >> I had a lot yesterday. [ __ ] D. Roza. starts getting sirly. He's like, "Drink. that drink." I'm like, "No, I'm done.". And he goes, "Bari, drink the [ __ ]. drink." I was like, "Joe, stop." My 14th. beer. I heard D Roza had a tough time. >> Yeah, he was leaning against the wall in. a blackout. >> Oh, no. >> That guy can handle his hooch. I mean, he's a pig can handle hooch. >> I gotta be honest, he can't. >> He was standing every single time. >> He was doing great last night.

>> until he wake up at the text. Go, I am. [ __ ]. >> Every single time you look over and you. see him like, >> yeah, >> you're like, "God damn, >> you're visibly drunk." You go, that's. >> If I can see across the room, I go, "God. damn, that guy's [ __ ] face.". >> He fooled me. He was We were having a. full conversation. He texted me and said. Dros is blacked out. >> That's what I'm saying. Like I didn't. know he had to tell me. >> He told you he was blacked out, but he's. not blacked out. >> He holds it. >> I guess that's true. >> That's a slur. >> If you could tell someone I'm blacked. out right now, that's a lie. >> I will say though, when me and Dao.

drink, I'm drinking [ __ ] Bud Light. and he's doing shots of whiskey. >> He me and him go out and drink and then. he blacks out and I'm like, "What are. you a dumbass?". >> Right. >> Uh the Okcon man Okconor has the switch. too. That's the funniest. Oh, Connor, I've never seen anyone go from He'll be. like, "We're drinking. We're drinking. We're drinking." And then you turn your. head, you look back, and he's. >> Yeah. >> The only other guy like that, we got to. leave. >> Yeah. The only other guy like that is. his [ __ ] When the Indian comes out. with Eddie Bravo. >> Oh, yeah. Eddie Eddie is the Indian. No,

no, no. He's Mexican. >> He's just got it in him. >> Got to say. >> Joey Diaz says the Indian. Joey Diaz. Mexicans. Indian's the same thing. >> Which is kind of kind of true. the the. ancestry is the same. It's similar. >> And he'll just be like North American. >> Oh, no more memories now, huh? We're. done with that period of the night. He's. just not recording. >> Another great thing about Mexicans, they. owned like a third of the country. We. killed a bunch of them and they're still. like, "Yeah, we like you.". >> Well, they weren't even a country until. 1820. >> Well, I'm just saying they had. California. They had that whole.

>> No, but they were barely They weren't. even a country. >> There was a bunch of different. countries, a bunch of different. territories. Mexico became a country in. 1821. United States of Mexico. >> Well, they were Mexican though. It was. Mexico. >> They owned Texas for 15 years. >> 15 years. >> That's it. Not long. >> That's something. >> Yeah. Listen, they they took it from the. Native Americans. >> The Native American tribes owned all. this land in different, you know, this. is all owned by the Comanche. There's. parts of the country that were owned by. the Apache, parts that were owned by.

other other tribes, but it was all that. It was all Native American tribes. So. when the you know the idea that like the. Mexicans owned it like sort did you. really group as a group all [ __ ] land. is stolen land. >> You got that right. >> Every single [ __ ] piece of land. somebody had it. >> Somebody had it. Either somebody claimed. it cuz no one was there and said this is. mine. Then they had to defend it with. weapons or someone came along and stole. it. And if you don't live in Ethiopia. you're a colonizer. >> True. >> That's where the people started. They.

kept moving. >> Ethiopia. I had a guy on my podcast said. Ethiopia is the only real Africa because. it's never really been colonized. So. it's just the way they would have been. >> It also has the full Bible. >> I think the Waps the Waps went in there. They. >> Ethiopia just quickly driven out and. then highly salassi drove them all out. and. >> sick ass churches. >> churches. >> Yeah, >> they have an old version of the Bible. that has the book of Enoch in it. They. got old stuff in there that's not in the. biblical cannon. >> Are they still Christians? >> Very interesting. Hey, hang in there.

It's always a mixture with those places, >> but then I don't think I think I'm sure. at this point the majority's not. Christian, >> but uh. >> Arab. >> Yeah, I would imagine it's a majority. Muslim now. I don't know. >> Well, the legend is there's a church in. Ethiopia that has the actual Ark of the. Covenant. >> And that these there's these guys that. guard the This is how Graham Hancock got. involved in like this ancient. civilization trip that he's on. Started. out in like the 1980s. He investigated. this place in Ethiopia that has these. people that are supposedly guarding the.

ark and they all get cataracts. They all. die of radiation poisoning. These guy. get they all die of cancer. They guard. this thing and they only live like a few. years and everyone knows when you're. going to take on this job of guarding. the covenant, the ark of the covenant. You're going to die. >> So it's radioactive meteorite. >> It's something who [ __ ] knows what it. is, you know? I think we should send in. the. >> about that Jamie. >> What's up. >> about uh Ethiopia being a majority Islam. now? It's got to be they they move in. >> They were originally. >> What were they before?

>> They were kind of the original. Christians or. >> at least like the oldest version of. >> But. >> they were up there. >> They also had a bunch of Jews. The. Ethiopian Jews. >> That's true. >> Copic were the furthest they got sent. away. >> But the Nigerians are getting. slaughtered the Christians. >> Christianity the major religion in. Ethiopia practiced about 60 65% of the. population. largest single denomination. is the Ethiopian Orthodox Tuahedo. Church. >> I'd like to I'll tell you what I'd like. to get rid of that 19% pr.

>> Why is that? >> Get them out of there. >> What are they doing? What are the prs. are the most boring ones? >> Jamie, put this into perplexity. >> Showing lust. >> Jamie, put this into perplexity. Is the. Ark of the Covenant in Ethiopia? >> Oh, >> let's see what what perplexity says. Maybe it'll tell us. Maybe like no one's. asked. Find me the best seat of the BFI. London. >> to see some gay foreign movie. >> Dude, >> something in black and white with. subtitles. Ethiopian Orthodox Church. says it is.

>> Ooh, but it's the Ethiopian Orthodox. Church says they have the Ark of the. Covenant, >> but it presence there has not been. independently verified. Church. identifies a guarded chapel at St. Mary. of Zion and Axel in northern Ethiopia as. the ark's resting place. It's actual. whereabouts remain unknown. We should. send in the [ __ ] Delta Force. >> Let's do our next Where's the ark? You. You guys have something that shows that. God's real. >> Show me the [ __ ] Indiana Jones.

>> Show me the Yeah. Show me the [ __ ]. ark from the view as we go. We should. send in the SS to find out if the ark's. there. >> Oh, good. Like, they can't own it. You. can't hide it from the rest of the. world. If you have proof that. Christianity is real, you have proof. that Christ is real. The ark of the ark of the covenant is. real. >> You shouldn't be able to hide that from. the rest of the world and have people go. blind guarding it. >> What's in that thing? >> Who knows? It's a box, right? It's. probably a nuclear reactor. >> Two angels. Two angels that sit away.

from each other and then when they're at. times of war and then turn to each other. in times of peace. >> Noah's arc hunters say they found wood. with tool marks. What is this? >> Isn't Noah's tablets in there? piece of. wood here in the. >> Hey, you guys got to put put on put on. headphones, Shane, so you can hear what. he's saying cuz Oh, >> Ari's talking. Oh, excuse me. Jamie's. talking. >> They found this piece of wood uh in that. hole. I guess. >> that proves nothing. >> They found wood. >> Wood comes from trees. >> I've got wood right now. >> Well, it's definitely wood. Wood shaped. by human hands. Oh, no. That's never.

happened before. It must be the ark. >> Come on. >> Discovering this fox. I tell you what, my parents are back home going, "Holy. [ __ ]. >> they found it.". >> Noah's Ark is different than the Ark of. the Covenant. >> What are you a fool? >> Ari's just going straight Mark Norman. >> The Arc. >> Arc of the Covenant Arc Norman. >> Mark Norman. >> Yeah. >> The uh the. Noah's Arc thing. They're digging into the area where they.

think Noah's arc is and they found all. these like openings that seem to look. like it looks like it's some sort of a. man-made vessel that was down in the. ground. Now, a lot of people are. disputing this. There's a lot but. there's a weird ground penetrating radar. images that show that there's like. almost like cubicles in the ground. Like. there's like sections. It seems like. geometric. It seems like someone had. something and this this area this weird. area in Mount Ararat looks like a. [ __ ] boat. It's very weird. >> That's Turkey. >> Yeah.

>> Have you seen this? Look, >> I do remember this. >> Old as hell, though. >> But recently, they're doing digs. >> They're doing more. >> Yeah. Well, they started using ground. penetrating radar and imagery and they. they found this structure. >> They found this structure under the. ground that seems to have like these. like sections in it where you would like. have pens where you'd have animals. >> The story is stupid though because you. animals eat other animals. You had a. great Yeah. It's like I my joke was if. you tell that to a 5-year-old [ __ ]. kid, they're going to be like.

>> I I think it was five. >> 12-year-old [ __ ] girl, maybe 10. >> I think it was five. I I remember my own. [ __ ] But I was like, well, there's. a lot of holes in that story. >> It's just animals eat other animals. This is the problem. You You can't have. enough predators and prey. >> Eat other animals. >> It's a a crazy idea that you can have. animals and put them on a boat. >> You got a zoo. You got some lions. standing next to. >> They're not going to make it. No, then. the zoo has to have meat. >> You have to be feeding them a [ __ ] How.

many [ __ ] chickens a lion has to eat. in a week? >> How do they get there? Half the earth is. covered in water and these animals can't. swim. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's too many. things wrong. >> What they do with the freshwater fish if. the world world is covered in salt. water? >> The thing about it is. >> that's all right. >> The whole figure it out. >> the whole thing is probably there was a. local flood. >> There was. >> and that's what it is. There's in lots. of religions. There's a story about the. flood. So, it means it's probably in. that area. There was something a crazy. rain for a little while.

>> It's probably happened a ton of times, too, because it's in the epic of. Gilgamesh. It's in there's a bunch of. these. >> Good name for your kids. >> Gilgamesh. Gilgamesh. Gillis. >> Oh, Gilly Gilly. >> What is the latest on the Noah's Arc. thing, Jamie? >> That was it. That was. >> But is there uh And then Show me the. images like when they they do the. >> What's the latest on the Noah's Arc, >> Jamie? What's the latest? >> We haven't gotten it yet. We're going to. get it. It seems like these [ __ ]. these nuts, these nutters who really. believe in it, they they they're digging. in there and they really think that this. is Noah's arc. And if it is,

>> they're hoping. >> just if it is a boat that that is the. exact measurements of the book in the. Bible, >> Joe, it's Protestants in America that. are funding this weird [ __ ]. >> It's like the creationist. >> Only Protestants. >> Yes. >> Why them? >> Uh because the Catholic Church Catholic. Church understands it's a story. >> It's a story. It's not literal. Protestants, most of them are like. We need to first off that's who Fox News. is. These evangelicals, all these. people, they want to fund it. They're. like, "We need to find.". >> This is all Protestants.

>> without a doubt. I guarantee the. Catholic Church has almost nothing to do. with looking for Noah's arc. >> Catholics are like, "It's okay that you. want to have sex. Try not to, but we. know that's your thing.". >> No, it's. >> so try not to. But Protestants like. cover it all up. Don't have any lust. Don't do anything fun. >> Catholics are more just the Bible's. drunk stories. >> Yeah. a lot of stories that we can learn from, >> right? >> And these guys are like, "No, it's. real.". >> Yeah. >> And that's where there's a big.

>> Okay. >> Yeah. >> What about. >> So, it's Protestants that are looking. for the ark. >> Is it the creationists? What are the. ones who think Jesus was walking around. dinosaurs? Those are Protestants. >> If you're not Catholic and you're. Christian, you are a Protestant, unless. you're Orthodox. >> Okay, here it is. >> Yeah. >> Uh, unnamed Christian Foundation. >> Uhoh. >> Jones towed the Ford in October. This. year's expedition cost roughly $700,000. with about one-third covered by a. Christian foundation. He declined to. name it. >> Uhoh. >> It's Christian. They want to show us. Catholic Chick-fil-A. >> Can you show us what some of the images.

look like? >> So, this is the thing. >> That was a Doppler. >> It's very weird. >> That looks like a boat. >> So, it does look like a boat, but it. looks like a boat on the ground, too, which which is what's really weird is my. dick. >> Show the outside image of what it looks. like. The outside like look at it. That's the the that's the formation on. the ground. >> Oh, that's. >> okay. But there's also boats like that. I don't know how big that is. I can't. tell scale. There's also bills like that. in Egypt. >> in like buried next to the pyramids. >> 100%. >> So like. >> Yeah.

>> This thing's enormous. >> Exactly like a [ __ ]. >> That's a dirty boat. >> Does look like a [ __ ]. >> Boats and [ __ ] are very similar. >> Bring that to the gym. >> Both wet. That's how white people [ __ ]. the rest of the world. >> True. >> Through these boats. >> Nice roll, James. >> This is what it looks like. This is So. there's sections to this thing which are. really weird. So it's not just a a a. ground feature underground. There's this. weird pattern to it that seems to. emulate what it would look like if you. had stalls on a boat. >> Also, so it would be at the top of the.

mountain because as the water went down. like what's the first land? We don't. know how far exact set up there. >> They purposely sunk the US United. States. >> What's that? >> They purposely sunk this boat. They've. done it all the time. Why? >> Who did it when a boat's out of. commission? They s. >> What do you mean who did. >> in Bali? In Bali, they have that. You. can. >> We purposely sunk a giant. >> Yesterday warship. What do you call. that? >> We do that. We do that all the time. >> Do it all the time. The stuff in Bali. you can like scuba dive through. >> Yeah. And then the fish live around it. It's cool. It's like a fish condo down. there. >> Oh, it doesn't hurt the water. >> Oh, they swim around in it. No. Listen,

the ocean is so [ __ ] big. They sink a. boat down there. That thing just. immediately starts to decay and then. fish live in it and they swim around in. it. Feels like we could scrap it. >> It's pretty dope. >> It does feel like they could get some. metal out. >> Feels like a waste. >> It probably costs more money to take. that [ __ ] out of the water and take it. apart and find out what you can use and. not use versus just sink it. >> All right. >> Try cool weapons on it. >> Yo, did you guys ever see that? Was it. Edund Hillary? What was the boat that.

sunk? >> Edmond Fitzgerald. >> The one that No, no, no. There's a boat. that sunk. It was a famous explorer. The. boat sunk in Antarctica. >> and uh it's I think it's Antarctica. the. ice cutter. >> and it's in it's in the ground. It's so. the water's so [ __ ] cold that the. wood's preserved and they found it. within the last like five or six years. and they sent a drone down there to go. around it. It's wild. You get to see. this old ass wooden boat from the time. of explorers like almost completely. intact just sitting in the bottom of. this frozen [ __ ] ocean. What was that.

boat again? >> Those boat guys were ballsy back. around. piss me off that I can't answer. this cuz I do know it. >> Yes, me too. Is that that there's. there's a famous explorer. >> uh up in the north in Antarctica. >> Sir Ernest Shackleton. >> I was going to say the intrepid like. goddamn [ __ ]. >> Yes, that's it. The endurance. Is the. Intrepid in New York? >> Yeah. >> Yeah.

>> Okay. Intrepid Center for Excellence is. a. >> traumatic brain injury foundation. >> Yeah. on a boat. >> Show me Show me some videos of it. It's. [ __ ] crazy. The videos are crazy. because they found it and then when they. found it, they're they're moving around. it with a drone and it looks almost. totally intact and you get to think. about what these [ __ ] people must. have been experiencing watching this. thing go under and realize you're in the. middle of the frozen ocean. >> Unreal. The scurvy and to what? >> Yeah. I mean, I was just in Nantucket. The whale guys, those guys are ballsy as.

hell. Go full screen, please. Yeah. Look. at this. This is. >> first the endurance 107 years. Isn't. that wild? >> Wow. >> The Antarctic. Look at that, man. >> Those poor sunk in the bottom of the. [ __ ] ocean. >> [ __ ] the wet sea. >> Davy Jones locker, >> right? What is the wet sea? >> Never even heard of it. >> Eric Wed. >> Those guys were a ball. >> How [ __ ] ballsy those guys were to do. that. >> Dana, that's all Ari's neighbors in.

England. They do. Dude, they're so. inbredad looking. >> That guy looked like the entire crew on. that ship. That was that guy, >> right? >> Oh, this is footage of the boat sinking. in 1915. Holy [ __ ]. >> That dude's on there. Oh, yeah. They. were down there during World War I. Look. at him smiling. >> Hold on, Joe. There's some good stories. about them uh finding out about World. War I. >> Yeah, Ice Breakers. It was 1915 when. they're down there. >> The war started like a year before. No. one told them. >> Wow. >> It's not even that long ago.

>> No. >> No. How about those Japanese guys that. were on the island, had no idea war, >> still fighting. >> Still fighting. >> The 70s in the Philippines, a guy with a. grenade in a cave waiting. Wait. Yeah. >> Yeah. There's guys that didn't know the. war ended because they were out in the. jungle. >> They don't. Japanese guy was on an island for like. 10 [ __ ] years by himself. >> No, longer. And uh Carlin's. >> There he is. >> Hardcore history. He talks about it. >> Look at that other guy smiling. He's. like, "Bro, >> 1974,

bro. World War II ended in 45. This guy. in 1974 was still fighting. >> Look at that guy on the left holding. that that sword.". >> Go back to that image of him. Look at. him. He's still strapped. The image that. you just showed, Jamie, >> I don't even know which one I have. Yeah, that's it. That's it. >> Wow. >> Like, look, he's got a holster. He's. [ __ ] ready to go to. >> According according to the story, they. had to find his officer. >> who was a guy who just owned a bookstore. in Tokyo at this point in his life over.

and they're like, he's only going to. listen to you. >> It was just a random [ __ ] guy. >> I mean, he's a great soldier. >> Ku Anada was grenades at [ __ ]. tourists. for 30 [ __ ] years. >> Unreal, dude. >> How'd he live? Just in the jungle. >> Yeah, man. >> Holy moly. Euro Anoda. >> He He thought that leaflets, radio. broadcasts, and search parties were. enemy propaganda. >> He's going fake news. >> No way, dude. Obviously, Japan's going.

to win. >> Is he still alive? I wish he was. I'd. have him on the podcast. >> Hell yeah. >> I just bring in a Japanese translator. >> 74 is 50. He's 55 years ago. >> 14. >> Is that where um uh what's his name? >> I missed the boat. >> The guy ran for president with Obama. >> I love when you get a subscribe and. you're like, "No, >> where was McCain?" Vietnam. Oh, that was. Vietnam. >> Yeah, coward. >> What? >> That cowardy. like how about not getting taken. captive? >> I like the guys who don't get caught. >> Yeah, >> he's been Hold on. All right, now that.

we're on Trump, please, J, can I please. see. >> uh he's he's not as funny as he used to. be, but he's getting he's he's getting. old man. >> old man angry during interviews, which. is very funny. There's one part he's. sitting at his desk and he just goes, "Quiet, quiet. M. >> What's wrong with you? >> He's over it. Are you a sick person? >> Who do you say that to? >> Some reporter that was talking while. someone else was talking. He just goes, "Quiet.". >> Oh, that's. >> Yes. Watch him. Watch him say quiet. >> Do you believe the people is bad.

contract? >> Wait. >> Do you believe the. >> Wait, can you listen to you? Hey, >> I'm not You better You better I don't. know who the hell you are, but you. better be careful. Go ahead. >> You own a lot of golf. >> Quiet. Quiet. Oh, that was dad mode. >> What are you a sick person? >> Quiet. >> What happened to Shut up Piggy? >> There is a problem. So, hold on a. second. There is a problem at these. things. Like, say if you have a question. and you're talking to him. Someone else.

would just talk louder right next to you. with a totally different question. It is. [ __ ] annoying. And they don't care. >> Oh, it's like crowd work. >> It's a bad podcast. >> Yeah. We're like, "What' you say?" And. they say, someone else like, "Hey, everybody shut up. What did you say?". It's a bad podcast. If you hear a guy. with a good question, let him go. Let. him cook. Let him ask his [ __ ]. question. And if you have a question. later, raise your [ __ ] hand. And when. he comes to you, ask your question. But. if you're just yelling over the other. guy's question, a louder, different.

question. That shit's annoying. >> Well, the best the best thing you get is. a clip of him going, "Quiet, >> quiet, >> quiet. You better be careful.". >> Put you in my golf course. >> Who you are. >> You're a sick person. I think I think. you're actually a sick person. I think. something's wrong with you. That's what. he said. >> There's a hilarious moment where uh the. All-In podcast, I think it was David. Saxs, was saying we lost the podcast. bros and they said that we we should. have given them a front row seat at all. the press conferences and like allowed.

them into the press conference like, "Hey, how about no? >> How about real journalists? >> How about not have us do that? Also, we're not going. >> Yeah. >> We're not going. We're not going to the. [ __ ] press conferences and sitting in. the front row and asking questions that. Caroline Levit. >> is in my city. No, they're not. >> We're not going to go to the press. conferences. We're not press people. We. talk [ __ ] Okay. And it's a sickness of. our society that people take our.

opinions so importantly that it's so. significant. It should not be. >> They do though, unfortunately. And it. works. What's his name? [ __ ]. >> this has an effect. >> McCaffrey. Not McAffrey. >> Nicki Minaj. >> No, the sports guy. ESPN. >> She got a great ass. Look at that ass. >> Beautiful. Turn around for us. >> No disrespect. >> The stuff at the beginning was like, I'm. an idiot. Don't take any of this [ __ ]. seriously. >> We're morons. McAfee is always at the. beginning. >> John McAfee. >> No. Pat. >> Oh, Pat McAfei. >> Very different.

>> Yeah, very different. But yeah, that's. that's the right way to do it. I should. have a disclaimer to everyone in my. podcast. >> We are idiots. I'm a [ __ ] halfchamp. guinea [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> I'm going to start I'm going to start. chasing the muzz. >> Yeah. Who's been hit in the head too. many times. Don't take my opinion. seriously. >> But. >> but like they didn't just lose the. podcast bros. They lost most of the. country. Like when you get into a war. that no one wants to be in when you got. militarized police in the streets. wearing masks and no American citizens. >> They did some good things. They closed.

the border and then crime dropped. significantly. That's those are good. things. It's not a good thing to have. the [ __ ] border wide open where. anyone, including terrorists, can come. in. Also, not a good thing to snatch. people out out of their [ __ ] taco. stand that have been in the country for. 20 years and are nice, good people that. are loved by the community, but they. just don't have the right paperwork. It's a lot of [ __ ] scumbags that. happen to be born right here in this. patch of dirt that we keep letting out. of jail. And you got these hardworking. people that never did nothing [ __ ]. wrong other than make their way over.

here when it was okay to do that, which. was a lot. Like for the last four years, they allowed anybody to get through. And. if you just snatch those people up now, like what did we just do? You just let. all these people in. And some of them. are good people. Filter it out. >> When I was in Latin America, I met two. iced tea ports. >> Oh, really? >> Down there. Yeah. One of them guy in. Colombia. Cool guy. Got sort of. sponsored by this couple in North. Carolina. said, "Come, you're a hard. worker. We'll try to do the paperwork.". Got snatched. Somebody told on him.

>> He he sat in a jail for 7 months and. eventually I was like, "I'll take the. free flight home. I'm done with it." Got. arrested under Biden. The second one. deported under Trump. Second one was. like, "I'm a good guy." I was like, "I'm. so sorry that happened to you. I feel. bad." He goes, "Yeah, I was a good guy.". You know, >> he got arrested under Biden just for. being illegal. That's it. >> Yeah. And then spent a bunch of time in. jail. >> I didn't think they were doing that if. you just didn't have paperwork. >> Ice is not new. >> No, no, no. But but you generally. speaking, if you're getting arrested, you're not just getting arrested because. you're over here illegally. You're. getting walking. He goes, "Somebody told.

on him." That's what he thinks. >> Got it out. >> And then the other guy was like, "I. didn't do anything." He goes, "I did. sell a little bit of weed." And I was. like, "Ah, you know, who cares? A little. weed." And he goes, "And some coke, too, but once in a and eventually bricks. I. killed a couple guys.". >> Eventually bricks. And he goes, "I had. five kids by four women." And I was. like, "Oh, yeah. You should have been. deported.". Sure. Hey, put this Jamie. Put this into. perplexity. How many people were. deported under Biden? >> Oh boy. What about Obama? That was. number one. >> Obama deported a lot.

>> The deer and chief. >> I know that's a very inconvenient. statistic for a lot of people. >> Gave home in a medal of honor. >> Built the cages. Trump used them. Both. shitty. >> Yeah. It's it's all weird. It's all. weird because they let these people in. for four years and then then they. hunting them. >> Oh yeah. If my nanny got deported, I'd. be depressed. >> That's an ICE. >> Here it goes. ICE carried under Biden, ICE carried out 588,500. deportations from 2021 to December of.

2024. The full months of his presidency. covered that ICE data, counting the. broader category of removals, border. returns, and expulsions. The total was. more than 4.6 million over his term. Can. you compare that to every four-year term. of Obama, Biden, and Trump? >> Well, let's just go Obama next. >> Let's do Trump. >> So, Obama Obama that you have to take in. consideration. >> rule. >> Obama was uh eight years. So, that.

there's going to be it's probably be a. higher number. >> for your four year per year average. >> Let's see what it says. >> 3.1 million formal deportations. >> Oh, total was 5.3 million. Okay. >> Okay. total in the two terms and eight. years. Now, do Trump in his first term? >> How many did Trump deport in his first. term? >> Hey, they got two years to go. >> Yeah, but this. >> this year's been a ramp up. >> This year's been a ramp up, but also a. bust because this is the first year. where people are really pushing back.

Nobody ever pushed back against it. during the Obama administration. You. never even heard about it media. >> Well, it is that, but it's also it's. like the way it's being done is. different. >> Two million removals. >> Two million in the first term. Wow, these are weak numbers. >> A lot. less overall, but you got to take into. consideration Obama was two terms. >> Sure. But. >> do it year by year. You got. >> And then how many how many have they. deported in his second term? >> Yeah, that's uh. >> Oh, >> I'm going to guess 700,000.

>> $1. >> I'm going to go more than that. >> 2 million. >> 1.5. >> Really? >> Already? >> Okay, let's check. >> How How long's it been? Two years or one. year? One year and a half? >> Two year. 1.2. >> That was close. >> 1.2 two during Trump's second term as of. October of 2026. >> So, how far are we in now? Two years. >> Two years. >> So, he's about on pace for like 2 2.7. maybe. >> Yeah. >> Still lower than Obama. >> Well, but that's Obama's two terms. That's the difference. If. >> you add them all together, he's ahead. >> Okay. >> Right. because if he gets to if he.

doubles that over the next two years, you know, and then adds in his first. presidency. because Trump's reported totals include. some voluntary departures and returns. not solely formal removals. So the. nearly 1.2 million figures should not be. treated as directly equivalent to. Obama's 3.1 million former removals. >> Were there as many killings though? Like. these randos? >> I I looked into that. is. >> I think like 56 people died in ICE. captivity under Obama.

>> Uhhuh. >> I didn't hear about one of them, but. that's I'm not justifying. >> Right. But when they die under. captivity, like what's the. circumstances? Did they have heart. attacks? Were they already [ __ ] up? >> I have no idea. Yeah. If you get three. million people. >> also, you walked here from Guatemala. What happened to you along the way? Like. how how rough are you by the time you. get here? M you know. >> some of it was Trump shut the border. down so hard that there was less coming. in. >> selfport all the ones that are like I've. been working in a coffee shop and less. of like I just got here last week.

>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Those are easier to take. >> Did they give you money if you. self-deport? >> Now they do. I think they give you Well, you should you should take that money. and just wait 24 months. They'll let you. right back in. >> True. >> True. Right. >> What is this, Jamie? What are you. showing us? What are all these. >> deaths in custody? >> Okay. 2000 not covered. It started being. covered in 2004. 32. So this is Bush. >> That was the biggest year. >> And then 2008 16. >> That's Obama.

>> It's got 21 in there. Yeah. >> 12. >> Yeah. >> And then it's it plummeted to five. >> Uhhuh. >> 25. 24 listed. >> So the highest number is 2020 is uh 24. And that's in 2025. Oh 2026. At least 36. potentially incomplete. >> And then how many how many American. citizens were killed? >> I would imagine the reporting has gone. up. >> Yeah, the reporting is this is a good. question. How many American citizens. were killed by illegal immigrants? >> No, no, no. By ICE agents. >> We got that lady with the car. Two.

>> two. >> The lady with the car and then that Alex. Prey guy. >> That's bad. That was bad. >> That's a bad You killed an American born. American soldier. >> He was exmilitary, >> I think. Also, I don't know if he was, but it was also armed and assaulted. agents. Like he before that day, he did. some other [ __ ] before that day. There's. the one where he's kicking the car, you. know? You seen that? He's clearly open. carrying or concealed carrying. He's got. a pistol on him. >> He worked on uh vets. I think he was.

like a doctor who helped vets. That's. what it was. >> It was terrible. >> It was awful. >> That's not good. >> This is a hilarious segment. >> Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. You. know that whole story. >> This is what I like to broadcast while. I'm drinking. >> You know that whole story behind that. guy though, right? The the gun, the. specific gun that he had. So, he had a. gun called a Sig P320, which is known. for accidental discharges. So, they. removed the gun from. my ex.

>> It's why cockp. 320. So, this guy pulls one of the ICE. agents or wasn't even ICE, by the way. It was Border Patrol. It was uh Border. Patrol enforcement. So they pull the gun. from this guy and as he's carrying the. gun off, it looks like the gun goes off. Yeah. >> And shoots the ground. And then. >> in the mass of confusion, I think they. think this guy pulled a gun and shot and. then they shoot him. >> Yeah. >> That's what seems like it to me. As.

little as I know about the situation. We've watched it many times, but that's. what it looks like. So, as the guy's. removing the gun and walking off with. the gun, discharges in his hand and. shoots the ground and then someone's. yelling gun, gun, and then they shoot. him. >> Everyone in other countries are like, >> "What?". >> I know. >> Have so many guns. >> It is, but it's also crazy that this one. gun discharges accidentally all the. time. >> Not a great gun. >> There's footage of this guy on a range. and this guy uh is on the range. He's.

got his gun in his holster. The gun goes. off and then the range director goes, "Whose [ __ ] gun just went off?" And. he points this guy, goes, "What kind of. gun is that?" He goes, "It's a Sig. P320." Goes, "Get that [ __ ] thing off. my range." Wow. He goes, "I don't want. those things on my range.". >> Do you think that gun discharged? >> What do you mean? >> Like you said, you you think the. >> You could see it. You could see it. discharged. No one's touching it. >> No one's touching. No. No. It's in the. guy's hand, but his his hand is not on.

the trigger. Here's the problem with. that gun. That gun discharges in. people's holsters when no one's there's. a there's a video footage of there's. video foot trust me I know a lot about. guns. There's video footage of this guy. that is in a police station. He's a cop. He bends over. The gun goes off in his. [ __ ] holster in his holster and. shoots the ground while he's not. touching it. He bends over. The gun goes. that gun. >> It's a It's a huge problem cuz other Sig. guns are fantastic. They make [ __ ]. great guns. They make a lot of great. [ __ ] They make great.

They make great binoculars. That P320 is. a [ __ ] problem. >> And everybody in the gun community 100%. knows about this. >> Why do they still manufacture it? >> They've fixed it. The new versions of it. don't do that, but it has something to. do with the trigger. There's a guy. online that has taken this thing where. he puts like a screw by the trigger. So, he's he's got the trigger slightly. depressed and then he just manipulates. the slide and the gun goes off. >> Trigger, please.

It's like there's zero delay. It's like light speed. >> It goes through his mind in light speed. >> It's a problem. >> Why? Yeah. Why hold Why buy that gun? >> Here's here's another problem. The. problem is there was a lot of paid. protesters. So, they organized this. gigantic protest because it's in the. same place where there's all this fraud. in Minneapolis. It's not a coincidence. that these crazy violent protests popped.

off in the area where there's the most. fraud. That's right after they found all. that fraud in Minneapolis. All the. daycare fraud, the learing center, all. that [ __ ]. >> Daycare fraud. >> Minneapolis. >> Oh, you've been out to lunch. >> You're so silly in your goofy travels. >> Goofy travels. >> You missed out on all the Nick Shirley. stuff. You don't know nothing about the. the daycare fraud that they found in. Minneapolis. >> Uh-uh. >> Hundreds of billions. billions like it. You're not allowed to like it. >> What? What? Daycare fraud. >> You're going to like it, but you're not.

allowed to. >> What do you mean? They pretend they're. buying. >> Medicare money. They They just They have. >> Medicare is daycare. >> Listen, there's a lot of different. fraud. There's Medicare fraud for that. There's fraud for hostiles or not. hostels. What is it? Hospicees. Hospices. In California, there's a lot. of hospice fraud. A lot of uh adult. daycare fraud for like old people that. they're supposed to be taking care of. There's no clients yet they're billing. >> Ah, >> yeah. There's a shitload of that in. Minneapolis. These Somalians are clever. They look, they were pirates over there. They came over here. They figured out a.

new way to make the loot. >> Why is that not a part? Why is that a. political issue? Fraud should be fraud. >> It should be fraud. >> Why is it a even? >> Because they were paying a lot of money. probably to a lot of people that look. the other way. >> Is that getting those votes? What. >> votes and they probably are getting the. Somali vote 100%. >> So, it's not just that. It's money. It's. money donated to the Democratic party. It's money or or whoever it is. If the. Republicans let them do it, they donate. to them, too. It's everybody who wants. in on the slush fund. >> You got a bunch of [ __ ] funny money.

coming in. You got a bunch of fake. daycarees with nobody there. There's. it's all proven. >> Who cares? >> Daycarees. >> And they they the government funds that. >> There's a one daycare where they said. that they serving 5,000 people a day. meals and there was no one there. >> I mean, as someone of my genetic makeup, >> respect. >> Respect. Small hats off to him. >> A little tip of the tiny hat to you. >> Federal agents executed search warrants. on roughly 20 Minneapolis childcare.

locations in 2026. The raids were. investigative actions, not findings of. guilt. No arrests were made during those. searches. It's uh it's not just there. It's all over the country. Look, there's. fraud wherever people aren't looking. Of. course, it's whether the Italians are. doing it. And in um LA, it's a lot of. Armenians were involved. Armenian aros. I love them. >> I love Armenian. >> There's a worst. Now, if you need a dent. [ __ ] knocked out of your car, they. rule. Other than that, >> oh, they're fun. They wear gold. They're.

masculine. >> Armos. I'll say it. >> Why? >> Armos. Why do you like them? >> They're annoying. They have terrible. sense of fashion. >> Oh, I love it. >> You don't like shiny buttons and chains. >> They're manly. They're still manly. There's a few manly men left. >> Armenian women starts with Tripoli and. it ends there. >> Dare you. >> Tripoli is Armenian. Oh yeah. >> Oh, well then I'm against them. >> Is that why he says the N word? >> Armenians are fun. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Glendale's a good place to visit. >> Oh yeah. >> I love Can you hand me one of those cold.

beers? >> Absolutely, buddy. >> I'm feeling all right. >> Oh, hey. Yeah. >> I rest I rested up for this. Prepared. >> I did, too. >> I went to bed I went to bed at 2. I. forced myself. >> 2 a.m. >> I had to, bro. I've been going to bed at. I've been going to bed at [ __ ] like. 10. >> p.m. You've changed nuts. I'm gay now. >> Flew off. >> I'm just weak now. >> Even Chryser's drinking again. >> Nice. We need you back. >> I No, I'm still drinking. I'm I'm still.

But I did slow it down a little cuz I. was on about a three-year run there that. nobody should be on. >> Groundbreaking record breaking run. >> I saw I saw myself in that. So, we. filmed that movie, the Madden movie, like a year and a half ago. Almost two. two years ago. >> You got in shape for that? >> No. >> I was gigantic two years ago. >> I saw a photo. >> and then I looked at I was like sitting. in the movie theater. I was like, "Holy. [ __ ] dude.". >> Really? >> It's so funny how fat I am.

>> You got jacked for a while. Whoa. >> J, you're a scumbag. >> I thought that was Susan Bole. >> That photo. >> Susan Bole. That photo. I watched the. paparazzi guy take that. >> I was sitting in my trailer. You have. massive tits. You have massive tits. I'm. as big as I need to lose. >> You have massive tits. You are. >> disgusting. [ __ ] lie. You traitor. >> No, I was literally sitting in my. trailer and I was like, damn, I should. get some water. There's water over. there. And I was like,

>> I can just go. Who cares? And then while. I'm walking, I look over, it's 100. [ __ ] degrees. I'm in a wig. I'm. furious. I look over, I just see a guy. through a fence just and I was like, "Please don't let that photo come out.". And then the photo didn't come out for. several months. And he posted it on his. Twitter. It was there. I was the only. guy who saw it. It had zero likes, zero. anything like that. I'll give you one. looking at it being like, "Oh no, that. photo blows.". >> Like, yeah. Then eventually it came out. >> But can you say, "Hey, it's for the.

roll." I was fat for the role. >> No, I was I was fat from uh just getting. after it. >> Yeah, I remember that. It was fun. >> Yeah, you had a good time. >> I regret it. >> You got pretty I did get jacked for a. minute. Now I'm getting like skinny fat. I got to go back to lifting again. >> Get back in the gym. >> Let's do the [ __ ] comedians anymore. I would love to. >> Let's go. You want to come in the. hypoxia chamber with me? I would love. to. I was afraid to use it. >> Altitude chamber in there. >> It It can bring you up to 20,000 ft. above sea level, but I have it at 14.

>> Why would you want that? >> Cuz you did cardio up there. It It. changes your entire like. >> How big is it? You can do cardio. >> It's big. It's It's like a huge sauna. >> Size is this. >> I'll show you. I'll show you afterwards. It's got a TV in it and it's got three. pulls down exercise stations. One of. them is a sled that you push or pull on. One of them is a like one of those a. dine bikes and one of them is a kettle. bell station. And then you have a timer. that's on the wall and you go through. like 15 minute sprints, 40 second. sprints. You have like one minute off. There's like a bunch of different kinds.

of workouts. There's a V2 max workout. you do. I went I did it before uh I went. hunting cuz I you know you're at. altitude. You need to like develop. cardio. [ __ ] changed my cardio in a. giant way. I had much more cardio than. I've ever had before. >> Last time Last time I came in here to. work out, I walked in and I saw that. thing. You were doing a podcast so I was. like I can't I'm terrified of that room. >> I don't want to touch anything in that. room. >> It takes two hours to ramp up. >> I just don't want to like I didn't know. what the [ __ ] it was. >> Like a time machine. You don't want to.

>> You can use the equipment in the room, but the equipment in the room, we have. the same equipment outside the room, but. the equipment in the room, when you have. it cranked up to 14,000 ft, it's like. you're drowning. It's like you can't bre. I just did it. I did it right before the. podcast. >> You ever had altitude poisoning? >> No. >> It's the worst. >> When did you get it? >> I got it. I went to Mount Hood in Oregon. and you're skiing up there. I was with. the lady and I got I went drinking one. night and drinking like triggers it. So, you wake up, you can't move. You're. frozen for the bed. I was just stuck. like Stephen Hawking. Really?

>> And your head hurts. It's the worst. I. couldn't lift my leg. >> How hung over were you? Was it mostly. hung over plus altitude? >> I mean, I've been hung over a zillion. times. Never had this. >> How How man much did you get after it. the night before? >> A little. Not crazy. You know, medium. night, >> right? Norman never takes it too far. >> Not anymore. >> Well, what that one time he threw up. behind the stage at the mother ship. Good point. >> That was that was a good effort. >> Good point. I went on there last night. I saw that little. >> You were so cooked. >> I was cooked. Inability to move, severe.

weakness, confusion, or uncoordinated. balance. Inability to move is wild. >> Paralyzing. It was wild. >> Lifereat. Look at this. A signal that a. life-threatening complication of. altitude sickness. Did you go to a. doctor? >> No, I just wrote it out. >> You just descended immediately. >> We could have lost you. What year was. this? >> This is like 2017, 18. >> We could have lost you before Protect. Our Parks. Steve Reneezy right there. >> Not you. Who would we have? Who would we have. done protect our parks with?

>> Drosa would be good. Who do you get mad. at the weed? >> Why are you [ __ ] smoking weed? Dros. is like an anti-weed guy. >> He's not an anti-weed guy. I'm with him. on this. I don't like it. >> I'm with him on this. When it comes to. people being like, "Oh, what are you. drunk? >> I don't drink." And then they smoke. eight joints. >> soda. >> And you go, you're [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> You're an addict. >> Yeah. >> You go, you're incapable of thought. right now. >> Right. Right. Like you're literally. you're you're two lazy eyesep. >> talking to me about like you know what.

the problem with drinking is. >> Yeah. >> Well, that's the problem with anybody. who's off the rails. If you're off the. rails on Coke, you're annoying. If you. do a little toot every now and again, >> dude, me and uh Soda were at Bonnaroo. >> and uh we were on Molly and Nate was. there. Not a drug guy, but he was still. drinking back then. And he had these. towers of wine. >> Who's Nate? >> Nate Batazi. They're supposed to be for. four people and it's just like he's like. this is all me. He started berating me. in soda like you guys on your [ __ ]. drugs. We're on love drugs so we're.

having a great time and we're like dude. let's ditch this guy. He's so annoying. right now. >> Drunk Nate was a was a hoot. >> Drunk Nate was [ __ ] good. Fun. >> Yeah. I didn't need to listen to Tucker. Carlson. We had Drunk Nate around. >> Red State Nate. >> Red State Nate. >> He was wild. >> He took a lot of [ __ ] for being at the. White House fights. Yeah, we probably. shouldn't bring it up. >> Saw that one coming. >> Yeah, I did too. But he didn't care. He. He just ignored it. I bet cost him a. single ticket. People were saying, "I'm.

canceling my ticket." Good. Somebody. else will buy it. [ __ ] off. >> Talking about that guy sells more. tickets than anybody. He's like killing. it. >> He does like two arena shows in a day. >> Does one at like 400 p.m.? >> Yes. He was doing one out here. He's at. a 4 p.m. >> People like cancel my tickets. You. weren't even a ticket owner. >> Shut up. It's all bots. >> Did I tell you about the the fake comedy. club I built? Oh no. >> After the Kobe stuff, I had Harrington. build me a website for the Dayton. something. and we built like an entire website,

copied it and say, "I'm performing. there." We had a website with a email. address, a phone number you could call. with just a Google phone number. um to see the protests. And one of them. was, "I've been there every month for. the last 5 years. I will never come back. to a club that doesn't exist." Oh, >> wa. >> It was so fun. And then the message on. the machine was was uh hi, you breached. And then just me breaking. It goes, it's. me, you [ __ ] idiot. You think you're. special? And then beep. And then they.

start talking. And I go, it's still me, you [ __ ] [ __ ] You did this. Yeah. >> Oh, that's a lot of fun. >> It was so fun. The emails that came in. were the best because you're like, this. is how they respond. Acting as if. they're. >> You should do a podcast where you read. those. You should tell that story and do. a podcast. You read those emails where. they said they'd be coming there every. weekend. >> And this is what every business owner. fears like that might be a customer. They're all lying. >> Yeah. Lying. >> Everyone's afraid of it though. >> Yeah. >> But some of those are serious. Remember. when D. Rosa got in trouble with that.

nurse joke and they went after his bar. >> I don't know about this at all. >> Oh, they review bomb the [ __ ] out of him. and it like really hurt his. >> nurse is lame. All you do is lose. patients. >> Saved anybody. >> If he was on weed, he would have never. told that joke. >> It was a good joke. It was a really good. joke. If he was on weed, he would have. been like, "What am I saying?". >> They came after. >> This is horrible. This is crazy. They. don't They don't want to lose people. What's wrong with me? >> On weed. >> He'd be like so uncomfortable like, "Oh. my god, I'm thinking of all the nurses. pointing out." No, I was just trying to.

make people laugh. I don't mean it. >> I don't know how you guys function on. weed. >> Great all the time. >> I think it's biological. I think some. people some people are fine with a trust. me. If I could abuse that substance, I. would. >> 100%. It looks like fun. >> You just got to know your drug. >> Yeah, Stanho always hated it and I was. like, "This is wild." The guy likes to. be obliterated. >> Hates weed. >> That's fun. >> But he likes edibles now. >> Hey, >> likes a little edibles. I take him to. sleep. >> But it's like a regulated thing. If you. take a 5 mgram edible,

>> fives is so crazy with what we used to. do. >> to be like fives is the dose. >> [ __ ] off. Diaz and I were on a plane. once and he had a fullon panic attack. A. fullon panic attack. And then he. recovered. Like we're flying to New York. and then he recovered. He goes like, "I'm back." He pops two more stars of. death in his mouth after the panic. attack. So he goes, "Joe Rogan, I had a. panic attack. I was almost dying. I. couldn't breathe. I wanted to get off. the [ __ ] plane, BUT NOW I'M BACK.". And he just pops two these are 250 mg. stars of death. So he he popped 500 mg.

after he had a panic attack. >> We gave We gave We gave We gave the. breath strips. He was crazy. We gave. those breast strips. They were half of. one was the right dose. taking two to a. pack. We gave a pack of those to I'm not. going to say who, but John Jones. >> Okay, John Jones. >> On a plane. We were on a plane and I. told John, I go, "Just take one. Just. take one." He takes it. He goes like. this. >> Oh my god. >> AND HE JUST SAT DOWN. I'm like, "Good. lord.". >> I'm like, "What are you doing?" He goes, "Dude, >> he goes hard.". >> He's big. >> John Jones, he's also not afraid of the.

basement. >> He's a He's a warrior. >> He is the basement. >> He's not afraid of the darkness. He is. the darkness. Me and John met when he. was like it was like just before his UFC. run. We were in a hotel in Montreal and. we went you had the weed and I was like. Joe's got the weed and he's like can we. go bother him like I don't know maybe. >> we had a long philosophical conversation. where I told him that he has to leave. his gym and go to a real gym like you're. too talented. You're too good. He was. really young at the time. I think he was. 20 or 21. >> and we all we all got high. We were in a.

a hotel room in Montreal. >> We knocked on the door and we're like. Joe and you're like what? I'm like can. we get that weed? And you're like, "What?" And you open the door, you saw. this [ __ ] murderer, and you go, "Come. on in, guys.". >> Yeah. And we had this long conversation. where I told him, I'm like, "You are. you're going to be a a great fighter, a. world-class fighter, no matter what, but. you to maximize your potential, you have. to be with the best coaches.". >> He was by the before this, he was. training on YouTube. >> Really? >> He was just doing YouTube workouts in. his basement. >> He had a gym. He had a gym he was.

training with in in upstate New York. He. was uh too good. He was too good. and he. needed and this was back when GSP had. been trained by Winkl John and Greg. Jackson. It was a top camp. It was one. of the best. It still is one of the best. camps in the world. And he moved there. and the rest is history. But yeah, this. was like he was just starting out. >> Damn, that's crazy to. >> And we did it all over getting high. >> We did it all in Montreal before about. the UFC. >> We broke it down. >> So he was just at comedy shows or the.

fest? >> No, no, he was fighting in the UFC. He. had had one fight against uh I think. Andre Guzmau I think. >> No. Oh. >> yeah. I think it was his f it was his. first who was his first fight in the. UFC. Jamie. >> I was there. >> Yeah. Don't remember. I was there. I'm. thinking of a different guy. I'm. thinking. >> he he ragd doll this dude and I was like. oh this motherfucker's talented. There's. some guys when you see him like right. away you're like oh okay next level. Because there's a like the thing about. the UFC was from when I started doing it. in 97 to like when I started doing it.

again in 2001, it had already leaped up. like multiple levels and then we were. seeing it leap up multiple levels every. year and then John came along. I was. like, whoa, next level. >> You think he's the best ever? >> Stephan Bonner. >> Andre Goose. Yeah. See, I got a good. memory. >> No, Stephan Bonner. >> No, no, no. Before that was before that. Stephan Bonner. Yeah. So it was Gooseb. first and then we were hanging out with. him at an event where he wasn't fighting. >> in Montreal. In Montreal. Yeah. >> Young fighter that was, you know, just. really just starting to come into his.

own. >> and uh. >> what good times. >> You could there was a UFC hotel. We could stay at the UFC hotel and it. was not a problem. Hotel showed up. >> What's the exciting UFC fight coming up? >> Well, there's a big one this weekend. Siriel Gan versus Josh Hokit for the. heavyweight title. >> That's exciting. Hit my guy. >> Poke a He's a wild boy. >> Gone is unbeatable. >> Jones walked across the ring and. strangled him in the. >> [ __ ] him up in one round like it was.

nothing. Never even got hit. He got. kicked in the nuts once and that's it. >> Is Jones going to fight again? >> He might. We brought him into Ways to. Well, his hip's been bothering him, but. we brought him into Ways to Well, they. shot up his hip. He said it's feeling. much better. >> Jones gone. He walked across the ring, strangled him standing. It was like and. then he stood up and went like this. >> and it was like to the crowd. >> Can we pull that up? >> This Yeah, he stood up. It was It was a. phenomenal fight, man. >> But how old is this? >> This is three years old. >> John's the goat. He's the goat. He's the. goat. Period. Like got kicked in the. nuts like right away instantly in the.

beginning of the fight. >> I love Jones physique. Looks like he's. fighting at a water park. >> Well, also this is. >> just a guy at a water park. >> This heavyweight. This is him at. heavyweight. This is the issue is that. John at light heavyweight was. unstoppable and so he decided just for a. challenge like he's got to try to win a. weight class up and so he beat sir gone. he beat Stipe who's the the actual goat. of the heavyweight division. >> I remember that. >> and he beat him easy but he beat a later. Stipe later no Cormier was at light.

heavyweight. >> okay. >> two two fights at light heavyweight but. when he got a hold of serial gone it was. just a rippity wrap. >> he never got hit on the feet. >> he was like moving around every time. serial gone would move in. He would. slide. He's the master of range, man. Nobody's better ever at range. >> Was his wingspan [ __ ]. >> It's ridiculous. His wingspan's. ridiculous, but it's also There's a lot. of guys with big wingspan that get. cracked. John knows how to move. That's. what it is. See, he ducks that left. hand, and then he once once he gets him. in a great position,

>> drags him to the ground, starts beating. his ass, >> pushes him up against the cage, and as. soon as he got a hold of his neck, that. was a rippity wrap. >> What are they pimping on the. >> Here it is. Oh, there you So he gets on. top of him. Once he gets on top, he gets. that neck. That's it. So he gets it, he. adjusts. And then watch when he adjusts. it the second time. Not here, but once. he gets it under the chin. Watch him. He'll readjust because right now he's. not under the chin. He's just holding. his head. >> So then he gets his forearm under the. chin. >> And then you see him. So it's real. close. He's going to readjust his hands.

right here. So here he goes. >> This is great. >> So here's the readjustment. Now, now the. arms under the chin. Now it's different. So now this is nasty. It just happened. >> It's a whole fight. He zeroed down. He. watched the entire fight. >> He puts his fingers up to his to his. lips like everybody shut the [ __ ] up, >> man. That was first round, too. >> Oh, dude. And it was easy. He did it. like look, he ducks that left hand, gets. the clinch, and from here, for all. intents and purposes, >> this fight's over. Look at that.

>> Shut the [ __ ] up, everybody. >> That's the goat. >> And we helped him. Yeah, >> that that one conversation was very. important for a young guy to hear that. like you're great. You're going to be. great no matter what you do, but if you. want to maximize your full potential, >> I was just listening. I was just like, >> we're just here for weed. >> You got to be with one of the best. camps. >> Nice guy. >> Oh yeah, the best. You ever get worried. like I can't see, >> dude. He nut he nut punched O'Neal. >> We were at we were at the the league. premiere and he was there and and O'Neal. was like, "Oh, dude, I'm big fight.".

He's like, "Uh" He's like, "I'm a big. fan." And he goes, "Are you. put you in the hospital?". >> I might have I might have said this. before, but it was uh before the aspies, I brought Nate Diaz to the hotel. So me. and Nate are hanging out and then uh the. kid who was like the Oklahoma State. wrestler that was like a freak. Nate. sees him across from him. He's like, "Yeah, who the [ __ ] that?" And I was. like, "Just what? What? He's a. heavyweight wrestler. He's like the best. wrestler in the world. Please, >> we're just hanging out." And then Jon.

Jones shows up. It's me and Nate at the. bar in the hotel. There's no one else. really there. And I was like, "John. Jones is coming." And he's like, "All. right, cool." And then Jon Jones shows. up and both of them like immediately are. like, "What's up? What's up? What's up?" Like. Nate Nate has his gremlins. So it's Nate. and like 10 other Nates and then one Jon. Jones. It's literally like 10 hyenas. versus a lion and it's like who would. win? >> Yeah. And it but both of them are like.

then they gave like the most authent. like the most like. >> respect. >> intense hug. >> of being like no we're good let's party. >> and then it was just fun but there was. one moment of like. >> what's up. >> alpha. >> and then two hugs and it was like all. right we're having a good time. >> Yeah I did kill Tony with Nate and. there's that feeling like it's like a. cat where he could turn any moment. Is. he going to kill me? >> He'll never turn on you. >> All right. >> Yeah. He's just cool by the way is. great. He could. >> of course. >> he could but Nate is great. >> But Nate's the coolest guy. hang out at. the store. So is Nick all the time.

>> His brother Nick is cool as [ __ ] too. Cool as [ __ ]. >> Watch the Tyson doc. There's that moment. with Tyson where you're like, "Oh, I. said something bad. He's going to kill. me now.". >> Do you know that the reason why this. table's so wide is because of Tyson? >> No. >> Why? >> Yeah. So, I had a uh when we first moved. here, I was going to have a shorter. table, but uh I did a podcast with. Tyson, and it was when Tyson was getting. ready to fight Roy Jones. So, the first. podcast we did with Tyson, Tyson was. like super chill. He wasn't even. training. Wasn't doing anything. and he. was saying he can't work out because. then his ego will get reignited. You.

know, he really we talked about that and. I was like, "Wow, that's crazy." And. then the second podcast we did with him. and Jamie and I talked about it after. the podcast. We're like, "He's a totally. different human." Do you remember that? Like after he left. >> Yeah. I was going to bring up the point. where he said, "Why do I get hard when I. fight?". >> What? >> He gets hard while fighting. >> Oh yeah. He gets hard beating the [ __ ]. out of people. >> I get erect. I get erect when I punch. these [ __ ]. Oh no. He's the man. And so, uh, it was so.

intense. He was so intense that I was. like, I need some separation. I can't be. like this close. Cuz before I was going. to be like this close. >> And I was like, maybe we should be. closer. Make it more intimate. Better. better conversations. Like, no, no, no. This is the right distance. >> This is close enough. This is close. enough. >> Here it is. >> What do you mean? Struggle struggle with. the possibility that you could hurt. them. and just getting so erect. >> sometimes. it's orgasmic sometimes. >> Yeah. >> Like some fights like particular like.

>> Tyrell Bigs or someone that you had. problems with, someone that you you had. animosity towards. >> So when you finally get your hands on. them? >> Hey um. what does it means um Jesus. >> when fighting get you get you erect? What does that mean? >> It's a good question. I was like, I don't know. >> Imagine wearing your own merch. >> That's going through your mind right. now. Well, that's how I get when I was a. kid. And I, you know, sometimes this I.

get the twinkle. The twinkle. Yeah. >> So uncomfortable. I was so. uncomfortable. I was terrified. That was. the podcast that when this was before we. moved to Texas and when we moved, I was. like, maybe we should smaller table. And. then we did that podcast. I'm like, nope, nope. Need some. >> need some distance. needs to jump in and both you. >> just in case both you need to die. >> Yeah. >> Jamie, >> what's Jamie going to do? >> We're both dead.

>> No one's going to help. No one's going. to help. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. >> There's no help. Quietly walking laptop. down. >> It's going Joe. Thanks a lot, man. Good. luck. >> There's no helping. >> But you got those five guys out there. They could step in. >> It's too late. >> Yeah. Too late. >> One punch. Either one of them is out. cold. Like now there's two guys. Now. there's one guy. Now there's no one. Everyone open range. You have to come. in. You have to come in one at a time. >> Takes his pants off. >> Just starts jerking off on you. >> You're running and he's hard as a rock. >> Oh boy. That's my nightmare.

>> He just was a totally different person. He went he went from being this guy who. was like super chill. He owned a weed. farm. >> Oh, he just won a big lawsuit. I saw on. Ric Flair's uh Instagram that Ric Flair. and him. >> they both had some sort of a lawsuit. about some weed company and there was. some sort of $50 million settlement. So. I million. Those are hard numbers. >> I hope Tyson got his share of that. I. don't know what what the story of that. was. I just saw a thing on Rick Ric. Flair's Instagram. >> Don King stole all his money.

>> Did he stole all. >> of it? But he got. >> Don King took like everything. >> It's all in the dock. >> Mike Tyson and Ric Flair win latest. round in $50 million lawsuit against. former cannabis business partners. Defendants allegedly robbed Tyson and. Flair of millions in stolen funds and. unauthorized kickbacks. >> There you go. Yeah, but how do these. guys even have the money anymore? This. is the thing. Like if you're winning. money off of guys who don't have m like. people that are doing that kind of [ __ ]. Uh the accused of accused of stealing. over 1 million from Tyson 2.0 to fund.

lavish personal expenses including. private jets, yachts, and home repairs. Rep for Tyson 2.0. I like. >> Tyson 2.0. >> This must be his LLC. I like the name. 2.0. I'm the new Tyson. >> I'm the I'm the weed head now. >> Rep. Tyson 2.0. Celebrate the judge's. ruling. Seek justice for Tyson. Huh? >> Justice for Tyson. Free Britney. >> Did you see the uh the doc? It's. fascinating because they show him as a. kid and he was bullied. You know what. turned him into a tough guy? >> Wow. That. >> he was a pigeon head. He loved pigeons.

>> Yeah, I love pigeons. >> And on one of the older kids, like a. bully kid, he's like, "Oh, you like that. pigeon, huh?" And he just snapped the. neck and then Tyson just flipped and. beat the [ __ ] out of the guy and they're. all like, "Where'd that come from? You're like a nerd." And he just became. he's like, "I guess I have a. superpower." He started knocking people. out, taking their money. >> Spinner are born through through like. through like emotional moments. >> Origin story. >> Yeah. >> Crazy. >> Oh, I can control metal. >> Well, he was also he was also adopted by. a guy was one of the greatest boxing. trainers of all time when he was 13. And.

the guy Yeah. He happened to be a. hypnotist. >> So, Kush Damato started hypnotizing him. when he was 13. >> What? >> Oh, yeah. >> You get hard when you beat someone up. >> So, this guy had trained Joseé Torres. He trained Floyd Patterson, trained like. worldclass elite boxers and he was also. like a great philosopher in terms of. like the mind the state of mind that you. needed to succeed in fighting. He he had. ways of talking to Tyson, explaining. things to Tyson and Tyson would repeat.

and you know also taught him how to box. and he had Kevin Rooney teaching him and. Teddy Atlas and he just became a [ __ ]. monster from the time he was 13. >> His mom was a [ __ ] She was literal. hooker. Careful kiss. She's in the bathroom. You can say it. now. >> Yeah, she was a hooker. >> That's crazy that Shane's cortisol was. up to see it in his blood work. >> Dude, dude, I had to check in. I had to. check in someone we know um to an insane. asylum.

>> Get out of here. >> I was just back from Ecuador and I got. tested for, you know, Gardia stuff. >> Hold on. Pause. We're going to cut this. out. We're back. We're back. >> So, I got tested. I got tested for. everything and they tested your blood. pressure for like my knees or something. like that. They're like, "You're fine.". A week later. >> after checking this person into an. insight, they're like, "Hey, dude, your. stress is crazy. Your blood pressure is. skyhigh." And I'm like, "Wait, I got. tested last week. It was fine." And they. go, "Is there anything stressing you?". I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, it's [ __ ] 151.

somebody or whatever it's called.". >> U 5150. >> Yeah. And I was like, "Yeah, it's. probably that.". >> Jesus Christ. I Is she all right? Yeah, she's out. >> Hey, you're not supposed to say the. gender gender is a con. Whatever. Gender is a conic. piss out of my sheen. on the piss front. >> You didn't drink. >> I'm drinking. >> He's drinking. >> I got two. >> Three. >> Oh, no. >> No, you didn't. >> What's this thing? >> Oh, it's here. >> I'm on three. >> Yeah, you I've Look,

>> I got two shows. >> All your drinks. You got nothing. >> Two shows. >> Drink. a sip of it. >> Hey, well, where were you last night? Huh? We could have used you. I put in. work before you got there that you could. never imagine. >> Drunk yesterday and I'm still going. hard. >> Yeah, you were way hard. >> You have the night off. >> Like a two two hour session to yourself. >> I know. I [ __ ] up. >> I was like after we do the show. >> I want to go to Skankfest. >> I'm flying tonight. >> Holy hell.

>> What time? >> 9 9:55 flight. >> Skankfest. Catch your last minute. tickets. >> You'll be nice and toasty on the plane. >> I'll be nice. >> Yeah. be with O'Neal. >> Hey, nut chick. >> That's fun. >> Dude, I looked at I looked at Shane. We. had this party. I threw a party at his. house. >> I mean, party's generous. >> Literally, nobody showed up. It was just. the remnants. Not even all of his. podcast. The remnants of his podcast. >> And I looked at Shane. I'm like, "Bro, are we not popular? >> No one came to our party.". >> Do you ever worry about the fame level?

>> Yeah. You got to non-stop. >> You got to. >> Yeah. How could you not? >> Yeah. >> But worrying. What? What do you worry. about? >> I don't worry about it as much as it's. just a reality. Like you go outside, >> nobody knows you. >> Second you walk outside. >> That is one good thing about England. >> Kind of. Nobody knows me. >> Well, that's you were famous here. >> It was annoying. Orchard Street. That. was bad. >> Come on. Yeah. >> All right. Relax, dude. No, I'm not you. What do you mean? >> I'm back, baby. >> Go. All right, relax. You already said.

it. What a mess. >> Are they He was like, "Is it weird being. famous?" I'm like, I mean, yeah, you he. was like, how often are you thinking. about it? You You can't help but think. about it every day cuz if you walk. outside, >> you guys like you forget about it and. then you walk outside and someone stares. at you. As soon as you walk outside, you. go, "Oh, shit.". >> I went to a farmers market the other day. by myself and I I got as soon as I got. out of my car, I'm like, "What am I. doing?" You get weird like I'm around so. many people. And then everybody's cool. >> But they're in real the thing is in real. life versus the internet, real life most.

people come up to me and they're just. friendly. They just want to take a. picture, say hi. And I'm friendly, too. So it's easy. >> You ever gotten any negative [ __ ] in. real life? >> Sure. >> Really? Wow. >> Yeah. Like what? What do they say? >> People get mad at you. >> about what? What do they say? >> Oh, it's like usually Trump support or. something like that, but it's nothing. aggressive, you know? >> Damn. >> It's nothing terrible. >> I get once in a while at a wedding or a. bar mitzvah or something. I get like, "What's up with your buddy Joe?" I'm. like, "What? Which one do you mean? What. what what are you talking about. specifically? What are you angry about?". >> There's narratives and then there's a.

lot of it is people that don't really. listen to you. They just listen to a. narrative about you or they listen to a. clip. >> They think there's a clip that comes out. of context that and then they make a. distinction. This is Hugh. This is who. that guy is. This is what he represents, >> right? >> You know, and in a lot of people's eyes, I represent the right or the far right, which is. >> Oh, wow. >> There's also, we've talked about it. before, bad politics, good people, or. bad people, good politics. >> where you're like, I want to defend them. on their thing, but like they're shitty. people. They [ __ ] their opener's exes, >> you And it's like, "Oh, so you're on the. right side of things." And people are.

like, "Why don't you call out Joe?" I'm. like, "What do you mean? The guy who. saved my life literally twice.". >> What? What are you talking about? >> Yeah. >> Wait, you saved his life? >> Yeah. I was ready to [ __ ] kill. myself. >> [ __ ] blew it. >> You blew it. I wouldn't had that dumbass barbecue. >> We got Hunter Biden in this place. >> I'm just glad I'm sensitive to that. [ __ ] I'm that's my number one fear is. missing someone who's going to kill. themselves. Yeah. With my friends.

because it's happened. It happened with. Bourdain. >> It happened with Brody. It's happened. with a few friends where you don't know. until it's too late. I would have never. thought Bourdain was going to kill. himself when when he killed himself. It was just one of those things was. like, "God damn it." Cuz it's one of. those ones where you're like, I [ __ ]. think if I was there, I could have. stopped that. And there's a few of. those. I don't know if I could have. stopped Brody because Brody was like. Brody had real struggles. Like.

>> Brody was like, "I went off my meds.". And I was like, >> "Are you sure?" And you take the word. for it, but. >> he had some heavy heavy meds and and he. had some heavy problems. Bourdain was. not like that. >> Bourdain did not have that that problem. It's not the same thing. He just drank a. lot and he liked to smoke weed. And. >> did he? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That lady got on his head. That was all. that lady. There's I could tell you some stuff off. the air. >> I can tell you some stuff off the air. that you don't even want to hear. But. that was what that was. And it was like.

I think people have something idealized. in their head like this is my kind of. woman. This is she's wild and radical. and like you realize like. >> that's a problem. You want a nice lady. You want a nice lady who's fun to be. with, who's sweet and kind, who's smart. That's what you want. You want someone. who's kind. You don't want some wild. crazy [ __ ] Like that's fun for a. little while, but after a while you're. like, "Oh, you just sabotage everything. that you find. You sabotage your life, >> right?

>> I'll drink this.". >> And you sabotage my life. >> Ah, and his daughter. His daughter got. [ __ ]. >> Yeah. But I think it's also it's also it. goes the same way for ladies. >> Oh yeah. >> You want just a [ __ ] normal nice. [ __ ] dude that's cool, right? >> You don't want a guy that's like, "I'm a. rockar, baby." Right. I like that guy. >> You get Chris Brown. a little right and get hard. >> Just got out of jail. >> I just kept getting hard every time I. put my hands on it. >> What does it mean? >> When he was asking me that I was like. there was so many intense moments that.

you're just single. >> I what? I don't know. I don't have that. problem. >> I'm like where am I going with this? I. never felt stand up. >> When I was fighting one of the Sorry. >> If I hurt people when I was fighting, it. always felt weird. It didn't never felt. good. It always felt weird. >> Yeah. To actually hit someone that. sucks. >> Football football. You You hit someone. and you're like, "Nice." And then when. they stay down, you're like, "Ah, shit.". >> Sure. >> A bone or a leg. I was with Thyman this. weekend. >> No way. >> These [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> At Notre Dame.

>> How's he doing? >> He's doing well. >> He walks fine. >> He's the man. >> He's the man. >> He break. You should have seen seen. So, we were at Notre Dame Miami was crazy. >> Crazy. I took my dad to uh Notre Dame. Miami this weekend and then uh we were. up in a suite at Notre Dame where they. had us with like. >> the Notre Dame legends. So it was like. Joe Montana, >> Tim Brown, Ricky Waters, all these guys. and Phil. Phil Phil's the only guy. It's. a suite. So it's like you've been a. sweet at a Texas game. It's like you're. kind of fans. It's kind of weird to.

scream in a suite. >> You know what I mean? Everyone's kind of. just like, "All right, Phil's in there. LIKE COME ON, GET HIM. GET THAT. MOTHERFUCKER." [ __ ]. He's sitting shoulderto-shoulder with. Tim Brown and I'm standing behind him. I'm like, "Dad, dad, dad, you got to. shut the [ __ ] up.". >> Well, he's on his peptides. He's all. juiced up. >> He goes, "I'm about to say something to. Joe Montana." I go, "What are you, Dad? Do not say a [ __ ] word to Joe. Montana." And every time Joe walked by, I could see my dad like,

>> "One." And I was like, "Dude, please. stop." Then, uh, the best part was the. game ends. >> The what? >> Notre Dame beats Miami. The game ends. Uh, game ends and uh. >> Oh, the game ends. >> The game ends. >> Like, who are the game men? >> And then the game ends come out. >> No, the game ends and uh Phil goes, >> imagine the [ __ ] you know, Instagram. has those translations, >> but Phil was like, "All right, Shane, no.

name one. Let's go down to the locker. room.". >> And he was like, "Coach Freeman's gonna. want to see me.". >> Phil. Phil, sit the [ __ ] down, dude. >> He was Yo, my dad was on my dad. My dad. was on a mad one this weekend. Me and me. and Okconor got there on Thursday. Phil. was already at the house. >> Phil had been to the casino twice. already. >> Wow. >> He went, left, went back. Then we go. east. It's me, Chris, and Phil in this.

living room. And Phil's like, "Well, you. guys want to just sit here? I'm not just. driving out here to just [ __ ] hang. out. I'm like, okay, what do you want to. do, Phil? He's like, I don't know. I. don't care. And I looked at Chris and I. was like, dude, if we say the word. casino, Phil is gonna pop his head up. like a dog when you say walk to somebody. else. >> And I was like, watch this. Me and Chris. were sitting in the kitchen. Phil was in. the living room. And I was like, or we. could go to the casino. You see my dad. go, >> what? He scratches the door. >> He was like, I'll go for the third time. today. >> Wow.

>> Phil, you can't go to the casino three. times. >> What a My dad's a nerd. This is crazy. >> One of my finest compliments is I was. with you and he called or something. You. go, I'm here with our what did he say? >> He's like, "Oh, that guy's a lunatic.". >> Bill's an animal. >> So, wait, does he ever go like, "Holy. [ __ ] son. Look at these. Look at this. dream you've given me. All these [ __ ]. games, sweets.". >> It's very rare. At the very end, I have. to make fun of him for it. >> Does he give you. >> At the very end, I go, "Do you say thank. you?" Uh, like I [ __ ] with him, but I.

know he I know he loves it. >> I hope so. >> I know. No, I'm certain he means it. He. wears a [ __ ] tires hat. >> All right, good. >> Then he's like, "Shane, your your little. show sucks.". >> He's wearing a tires hat. Goes, "You and your friends, your show's. not that good.". >> And then he's behind my back. He's. going, "I'm proud of him. >> I know how he is.". >> Well, that's why you're so funny. Like. growing up in that environment. >> Look how mad he is. He's got He's so. mad. He's got two hats on. He looks.

funny. >> He's like David with the hats. >> The double hats in the game. >> Dave, what's Dave with the do-agg? The. do-agg with a hat. What? It's like his. outfit now. >> Double hat. >> Double hat. Double jacket. >> He wants to keep his head warm. >> And he just a hoodie with a hoodie over. it. >> It's wild. >> It's crazy when people go with double. where there's no double allowed. >> Appreciate him. The double glasses. Oh. yeah. >> Appreciate that guy while he's here. He. is the [ __ ] man. He's the funniest. guy. comic in the world. >> I think he's the best comic alive. When.

I saw him at the mothership, I'm like, "Oh my god, he's a wizard.". >> The goat. >> Like he's a hypnotist. Like there's. something about his delivery and his. timing. >> It's so contagious. >> That's nice. >> Nice hair. >> That's me. >> The best is that just the disdain he has. sometimes for those seller crowds. >> Yeah. >> How good is that? >> When he's banging the mic, he comes on. stage. >> He gets on people go to high five. It's. Yeah. Yeah. >> Smoking them. saw get lit. It got lit. early, I guess, and he went, "Oh, really? Oh, really?" And the guy's like,

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry.". >> He has a way to cut you to the bone. He's so good at finding the thing, you. know? You're like, "Hey, Dave. Uh, what. are you doing later?" He's like, "What. are we doing a podcast?" You're like, "All right, sorry.". >> You can only watch him downstairs at the. seller through the reflection. Otherwise, he calls you in to make fun. of you. >> Well, the other thing he does is he does. his set and then he brings all the other. comics on stage and he roasts them. He. just talks [ __ ] And poor Ian just gets. obliterated every night. >> He's a bottom. He loves it.

>> He's a [ __ ] sporos behind. >> a [ __ ] catcher. >> You heard what he said to Lev. >> What? >> Uh you know Lev was this big kind of. chunky fat fat beast. Yeah. >> And uh he got into the cellar and so he. was new there. So he was watching Dave. as you do. And Dave's like, "Lev, oh, you ever do any drugs?" He goes, "Oh. yeah, a little coke, a little Molly.". And Dave goes, "Everything but Ozmpic.". >> Off the dome. >> It's always off the dome. He walks. through to the bathroom and he's.

instantly lights you up with like. well-written stuff. >> I know. >> You're like, "You didn't know I was. coming in tonight.". >> Yeah. >> He's one of the few guys that got better. when he got sober. >> It was weird. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Very few. >> Yeah. Cuz he was great. Drunk, but was a. little disorganized. >> by the end. >> Yeah. It was rough, but got sober and. then just. ramped up. This is a quite a while. He's. been sober for 20 years, right? You ever. drunk? >> Oh, 15, maybe 10. >> I remember just got to drink with him. >> It was the last time I saw him drunk was.

at the improv and he it was the place. was closing up. I was leaving and he was. asking me about an after hours party. >> Oh, Insomniac was out. He goes, "Do your. show then start." Simone opened for him. once and he goes, "Let's go to the bar.". And he just goes, "Line him up like. whiskey. Just line him up. Just let's. get going.". >> Yeah. We're lucky he's alive. >> Yeah. >> List open for him years ago when he was. drinking and Liz's like, "Oh, I'm going. to drink this old man under the table.". And then two hours in he's like, "I got. to go home. This is crazy.". >> Sigura said it was one of his biggest.

drives was like he opened for him. somewhere. >> Yeah. >> Uh before he moved to LA and then the. next year Dave was like, "That guy's. good. Get that guy again." I remember. him. He still cares about comics. >> Comics. Shagor is like, "Let me do my. best jokes." which were the same jokes. And so Atel goes, "So you're not like. trying to actually do this?". >> And he's you want to be an actor? >> Yeah. Yeah. And he goes, "What? You just. doing the same jokes? It's been a year.". >> And he's like, "Ah." He said he hurt him. so bad that he was like, "I got to start. writing.". >> Wow. >> Tough love.

>> Tough love. Yeah. >> Need more of that in comedy. >> Yeah, we do need a little checking every. night. >> Nothing wrong with that. >> You bombed. Let me know it. >> It's good for you, too. It gets you. going. Like a good bombing is like fuel. >> Like it makes you like go, I got to get. [ __ ] seriously intense about this. >> We're still waiting on Ari. >> Well, he's got a ramp. >> He's storing him up. To write one good joke of my life. >> He's a bombing camel right now. >> He's got a pump on his back.

>> Nobody could survive this long out. there. Sto [ __ ] 40 days. >> Last in 40 days. He's coming. >> He's storing all this bomb energy. Desert Jew, you can ride it out for a. while, but it's coming to the end. I got. to write a joke. >> How about you just get out of there? Come back to America. >> Come to America where it's nice. >> Spurs are going to the Europas. >> Oh [ __ ]. >> What does that mean? >> My team is going means the. >> Spurs. What is that? San Antonio. >> Tottenham is making it to the second.

highest. >> Champions League in Europe. >> Yeah. >> What game is this? >> Soccer. It's. >> He just got into it. Uh. >> oh. So he's a casual like a. >> He's a very casual fan. He didn't know. >> Nikki Vanderone. >> He's like one of those new UFC soccer. fan. >> Oh, you were for how long? >> I've been a gay soccer fan my whole. life. >> He has the third worst team in the. league. That's his That's his fan base. Their coached. >> I've been a gay soccer fan. Manchester. United is not good. >> Terrible. >> I thought they were [ __ ] I thought. they were one of the biggest check in.

>> They were Newcastle. >> They've been terrible. >> What happened? Uh they've fired well sir. Alex Ferguson retired who was the. greatest coach of all time. >> and then they've they've still they've. done okay since and then the last couple. managers have been. >> they just fired the manager today. >> They fired Carrick today. >> Yeah, they're going to get. >> Carrick was a legend. Carrick always. know the name of the manager of soccer. >> Well, he was coach he played he was a. midfielder under Sir Alex Ferguson. He.

played for Sir Alex Fergus. So then they. picked him up. >> They got the USA coach is going to Who's. going to do it? >> Oh Jesus. >> You're not saying football now, are you? >> I am. >> Oh, you are. I am. >> He's a complete cow. >> Do you say crisps or chips when you. talk? >> Dude, I asked for chips and they won't. give it to me. So you got to go crisps. Eventually you learn that's the way to. say it. >> John Crisp. Well, chips are like fries. >> Fries. >> Yeah. >> And you go fries. They go, "What?" I'm. like, "Oh.". >> Tell you what though, they know how to. make some [ __ ] fish and chips over.

there. I got. >> their fish and chips so legit. That's. one thing that's missing in America. A. whole lot of fish and chips. >> They're late night fries. >> Fish and chips. >> Go. >> Fish and chips is so legit. And you. don't see there's no like fish and chips. truck in Austin. Is there? Maybe there. is. >> Is there a fish and chips? Are they. getting fish? >> Yeah. >> I'll tell you who's got good fish and. chips when he has it is uh Dou. Do you. know D? You ever eat a D here? Oh, D. >> It's a my friend Jesse's restaurant. It's [ __ ] phenomenal. And it's he's.

got it set up where it's a lot of it is. like wild game from Texas. Like he has. nilg guy and nilgy ceviche and wild. guy for sake. >> I love a play on words. >> That's a truck in Austin. >> Oh, nice. >> Jamie, why do you switch off as soon as. we turn look at it? >> J. Yeah. Where is it? J Mo, could you do. me a kindness because I'd like to bong a. beer. Could you toss up some Dan Hicks. calling the uh. >> calling the US Olympic team? Dan Hicks. is a very very famous announcer that.

passed away. >> Did you already pour it in there? >> I did. >> He poured it. >> I washed it out a lot. >> Okay. Because the last one I saw. >> Oh boy. >> I washed it out several times. >> What was in there? >> A lot of mold. >> Nice. >> I did wash it out. >> That's where penicellin comes from. >> Yeah. That's good for you. Good for you. >> I didn't know that. >> It's blue cheese. >> I washed it out about four times over. the Do you want the Olympics or the. Olympics? >> Dry age meat. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I'm heading dry meat is bold. There's. supposedly a Brooklyn uh UFC coming up. soon. I need you I need you to come back.

to America and we need to go to Peter. Luggers. >> Let's do it. I'm in. Let's do it. Let's. do it. It's been a while. Atlanta. Barclay Center. >> It's going to be at the Barclays. I don't think it's been announced, but. once it gets announced, >> are they going to England? >> Huh? >> Are they going to England? >> UFC. They're always going to England. They're everywhere. All right. It's. everywhere. It's all over the world. >> Hit me up for that. I'll I live a block. away from Barclays. >> I'll be not on the road that time. We got to eat at Peter Luger's house. Tell me where to eat. I'll eat. I love. Peter Luger. Okay, >> boys. >> So, Hicks died today. He's a He's a.

>> iconic announcer. Uh, this is one of his. best calls. Great sports moment in. American history. Perfect to bong a. beer, too. >> Let me hear this, >> J. Skip ahead a little bit like the. >> No, no, no. Start Start from the top. >> Does it go louder? >> He's a swimming announcer. >> Does it go any louder? >> This is wonderful. a black guy swim. >> What the hell's going on in this world? >> Phelps alive.

in the Olympics. >> Oh, Leah Thomas. >> [ __ ] the French. >> Listen to these [ __ ] talking. [ __ ]. >> Ala Bernard, [ __ ] you, homo. Oh, no. Listen, listen, listen what he says. >> Where's France now? >> Godamn it. We're gonna smash them. >> We're going to smash Americans. >> It's going to take a lot. >> Look at that nose. United States. >> How many times have I broken this down, Dan, over the last two weeks? Every time.

I do it. knows. Bernard as the anchor guy and Jason Leak. >> toss toss another one in there for Joe. and the boys. >> Is this last year or. >> No, this is Beijing. But you got to hear. the call. It's it's wonderful. relay post Phelps.

>> No, this is Phelps. This is 08. >> Oh, hell yeah. >> This is France dominating us right now. >> Look at the world record. >> Phelps is not in yet. >> He already. He was already in the end right here. Joseph. >> Australas.

>> Oh, you're up, dog. >> Guys, listen. Call and beer. Unbelievable. >> IPA, >> J. We did it. >> Thank you. >> Oh, Bud Light. All right, >> you guys missed it. It was exciting and. exhilarating. >> Wow. So, >> thank you to be there. >> No way. >> That. >> I was ruled. >> That's electric. Pretty cool into it. >> However, they're just swimming. >> You ever see Phelps's diet? >> It's electric, dude.

>> Sports in general. >> That's beautiful. >> You want to think the greatest call of. all time? >> Yeah. >> John Anick. >> What? >> John. Okay. >> The fighter. >> Yeah. Go to uh Camaro Usuzman versus. Leon Edwards. And this is in Salt Lake. City, a different cloth. >> He's not from that cloth. >> Leon Edwards getting dominated for four. rounds. And DC says something about he. could just resign. You know, he could. just like accept the fact that he's. losing. And John Hann says, "But that is. not the cloth from which he is cut." And.

then boom, he lands a head and knocksman. out. It's the greatest call in the. history of sports. >> Let's see it. >> Period. Any sport. And literally any. sport. >> Head shot bang. Head shot bang. Yeah. And then he says, "LOOK AT ME NOW." HE. DOES THE THE postfight interviews. >> And when you toss in Rocky with the. [ __ ]. >> Yeah. You got to pull this out of the. fire. >> Oh, >> his hands are very fast. >> He's just got to open up. >> You can't hear it. Can't hear it, Jamie.

>> Can't hear it. >> I can't hear any any talking. We. couldn't hear it on the swimming, which. did diminish it. >> I couldn't hear it. >> No, they're talking, Jamie. >> I know. I can I can hear it, but for. some reason, you can't. That's weird. All I hear is crowd noise. >> I understand. I understand. It's got the. weird It has the sound split left and. right. >> Yeah. >> Is this the rematch or the original. >> sound split left and right? What does. that mean? >> It has the sound split weird for some. reason. I don't It's an editing thing. Yeah. >> No. Back off. Back off. Back off. Yeah, he knows. >> Not the cloth from which he is cut. That. is a.

>> no. There it is. >> OH MY GOD. DISPUTED WELTERWEIGHT CHAMP. The. >> lift the original. OH MY GOD. WE WERE WRITING HIS OBITUARY. OH MY. GOODNESS. Oh my goodness. >> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOODNESS. >> LEON. >> That's exciting stuff. >> Your new welterweight champion. >> I love that. >> Wow.

>> That's a meme. >> THAT OUT OF THE FIRE. >> It was insane. >> That was insane. Do you ever see the one. I was there? It was somebody that got a. roundhouse kick on somebody and you see. him fall like freeze up as I go up going. no like human suffering. >> Edson Barbosa versus Terry Adam. Eden. >> Barbosa that was similar to that cuz we. were Mike Goldberg was saying what does. he have to do? I said he's got to take. more chances but if he does he has the. risk of being knocked out and then he. got wheel kicked in the head right at.

that moment. >> I'm right behind it going no. >> Edson Barbosa versus Terry Ed. It is one. of the worst knockouts ever because. Terry Adam was never the same again. And. I don't even know if he ever fought. again, but it was one of those knockouts. where you're like this, you're not. coming back from this. >> Cuz there's something about a wheel kick. in particular where it's the force of. your whole body swinging your leg around. like a baseball bat and then you're. connecting with your heel into someone's. head. >> It's a horrific [ __ ] kick. And when. it lands, dudes just go out into the.

shadow realm like you're gone forever. freezed up and yeah. So, give me some. volume. >> It It really poses the question, what do. you want to do? Do you want to take a. chance and RISK BEING KNOCKED OUT? >> OH MY GOD. KNOCKED OUT. >> YEAH. Like literally right there. >> Knock out. >> He's still tense. >> Watch that again. Watch. You can see to. the left over there. That's crazy. >> This poor guy has to relive this all the. time. >> Go. Show the kick again. Show the kick. again. What do you want to do? Do you. want to take a chance and RISK GETTING.

KNOCKED OUT? >> ALMOST looked like a miss. >> That's a good call. Crazy. Not quite as good with the yellow shirt. >> John Annex is better. But that's up. there. >> I think that's me with the yellow shirt. >> Yeah, I was there. I was right behind. it. >> Whoa. >> We'll see it here. Hold on. >> That's me. That's me right there. >> Yeah. Look at me with the stripes. >> It still had a full head of hair. Is. watch this. Watch when HE GOES DOWN. OH, HE PUTS HIS HAND OVER HIS MOUTH. >> OH, HE STOOD UP, TOO. OH MY GOD. >> So bad. That kick is so hard. There's so.

much force behind it. And Edson Barbosa. was a master at it. >> Oh, the temple. >> Oh, so it's so horrific. >> Out lights off. >> You get caught clean with that. There's. so much force, man. >> Oh, is that guy all right? Have we. checked in on that guy? >> No, no, no. He probably was never the. same. >> Was uh you know what a good call is? Ward Gotti. Uh. you know Ward Gotti. >> Sure. The gangster. >> The Who was the guy who called uh HBO. boxing? >> Jim Lampley.

>> Yes. Yeah. When he's like, "Here we go. Come on, throw hands." Like it's like. Ward Gotti round nine in the first one. >> Bro, those fights were crazy. >> Gotti were. >> those fights were crazy. >> I mean, do you believe in miracles also? >> Of course. >> It's like an alltime. USA beat. >> They made a movie. >> That's an alltimer. Georgia Tech beat. Florida State. The guy, he's like, "What. a time to be alive.". >> Yeah. >> I love when they're like, "I don't care. I'm a fan right now.".

>> Yeah. just screaming. >> I think the greatest postfight speech. ever in the history of sports is Israel. Adisagna after he knocked out Alex. Pereira. >> He's like, I hope everybody gets to feel. this. >> Everybody just if you get to feel this. one time in your life. >> That was cool. >> Oh, it was amazing. >> That was cool. >> And he asked me for the mic. >> Yeah. >> Like, can I just give me the mic? >> And you got to go. >> Like, come on, man. You got to go. >> Of course. >> Of course. And then when he when he. finishes him and he [ __ ] shoots the. arrows into him when he's down on the. ground.

>> Yeah. >> Well, the best of those was. >> was that was BJ Penn licking his blood. >> Ferocious BJ Penn. >> My god. >> I want to lick your blood. >> That was when he he used to come out to. that song Crazy. You remember that? I. don't remember when. Remember when I. lost my mind? >> Crazy. >> Why you old BJ Penn? BJ Penn back in the. day I I was People get tired of me. saying this. He was a [ __ ] for. like two years. We know what he could. beat him. >> He wanted to take on heavyweights.

because he felt they were disrespectful. >> He fought heavyweights. He fought Leotaa. Machita as a heavyweight. >> He was likeund 10 lb pounds. >> 155. He fought 155 pounds up there a. little bit. >> 10 pound. >> No, he didn't beat George. He didn't. beat him. He didn't beat George. George. is too big. George is too big and too. skilled and too disciplined. And. >> and it's like BJ wasn't really a. welterweight. BJ was a lightweight. He. was 155 pounder. Those guys were too. big. Those guys that George is a big. guy, man. These like I don't care.

>> I want to show teach. >> what's going on with BJ Penn now. >> Uh-oh. >> Cuz I think uh Right. >> Yeah. >> What? >> He's having a tough time. >> I heard that. Bro, what? >> They all have a tough time. You You. can't get punched in the head for years. and years and years and not have. problems. >> You can't. Everybody everybody who gets. punched in the head for long periods of. time has problems. >> Ah Brennan Shab. >> here. Well, he's he's doing better. But. like those but he got out at the right. time. He got out at the right time. If.

you stay in it's even worse. Like you. you can still take kind of take a punch. and so you still. >> I genuinely I don't know about PJ Pen. I. was genuinely. >> been arrested a few times. >> I didn't know that last time. Last time. I Yeah. >> He thinks his parents are imp his. mother's an imposttor. He thinks his. brother is an imposttor. Yeah. thinks. that they've been replaced. >> Holy moly. >> But have they. >> maybe imagine imagine we're saying it's. brain damage is really just the CIA and. the aliens. Aliens have replaced horror. movie.

>> You should believe me. >> Can we pull up the Tony Hawk 900 if we. want to get really really gay? >> I mean calls. Can I get a call? Wait, wait. Give me one. Can I get Can I get. >> the first guy to ever do our 900? It was. an impossible task. >> It was an incredible call. >> I saw it at a sleepover. It was the X. game. like 13. It was. >> You didn't know he's going to break it. out. He knew he could land them. >> Yeah. 900's a great one. >> You know what's the crazy thing is after. that like 12-year-old boys are doing it. Yeah. >> It's great. Once you see it done, it's. like Roger Bannister. >> Dude, I went to I went to his like ramp.

or whatever. Me and Brandon O'Neal. And. uh he's like, "Stay. This is the top two. of the top three skaters in the world.". Like, "Oh my god, you're right there. There's a couch right there.". >> Woodward. >> What? >> Oh, I know Woodward. >> Woodward's big dudes. >> And Yeah. And he's like, "There's a. 12-year-old. She's not heavy enough to. land this yet. She's got to gain a. little weight and then she can do it. But she's so frustrated cuz she's like, "I only weigh 70 lbs. I can't do the 900. yet." The force. God damn. I might. >> 1080.

>> You tell me it's weight. of diminishing returns. >> All right. was Tony Hawk by the. >> last Bucky rules surgery. >> before comedy everything. >> How old do you think he is here? Early. 40s. >> Are you kidding me? >> On TV. They got it captured. >> If it weren't for you people, I would. have never made that. Thank you. Thank.

you. This is the best day of my life. >> Are you kidding me? >> What a sweet. He's got three kids. Oh. my. >> Best day of my life. >> I don't think he had the kids back then. >> I don't know. I think he did. >> Wow. That's hilarious. >> He's coming on the pod next week. >> Really? Tony. >> His son skates. His son shreds. >> Oh, wow. >> His son is son's name Mike. >> The competition was over, but TV. producers told Hawk to keep trying. Wow.

>> Try. >> Oh, wow. He did 11 tries. >> God, what a beast. >> Wow. >> Oh, that's a bummer. Oh, it didn't. count. >> Well, it took a while. It still counts. It's the first time anybody's ever done. it. >> Yeah. Crazy. >> Are you kidding me? >> I was 15. There's a seven-year-old doing. it. >> Do you remember during co. >> seven-year-old doing it? He's such a. [ __ ]. >> No. I mean, it's. broke the code. >> Do you guys remember during CO when they. [ __ ] put sand over all the skate. parks in LA?

>> That's insane. >> That's insane. >> Kawakami, >> look at this little kid. Do that again. >> Show that again. I'm hard. >> Look at this little kid. >> The problem with skating is you do a. trick and you videotape it and within 5. months 90 kids can do it. >> Yep. Right. >> All right. J Mo can be done. Yeah. >> Can Can you get me the kick six with the. Auburn uh radio call? >> Kick six. >> Kick six. So, >> it's a blast. >> Alabama. Alabama is the best college. football team over and over again. >> They're [ __ ] cheap. They always.

Whatever number losses they have, they're the number one of those. Exactly. I'm with you. Confrontational. It's. >> ridiculous. >> This is England coming out of. >> Who are you? >> Here we go. >> Who are you? >> Hold on. Hold on. J Mo, let me let me. set the let me set the scene. Uh. Alabama's the best team of all time. Auburn is their arch rival. They're not. as great ever. Alabama get the ball's out of bounds. with one second left and they go, it's a. tie game. Let's try to kick a deep field.

goal to win this. Now, no risk. No real. risk. football, you can return a field. goal if you look at that guy back there. >> You see that guy down here? No reason. should be there. >> Now, if this is the Auburn call, you're. going to hear some Southern guys lose. their minds. So good. >> Well, I guess if this thing comes up. short, he fielded it and run it out. All. right, here we go. >> Oh, so they they see it could happen. >> 56 y. >> That's short. >> No, does not have the leg. And Davis.

takes it in the back of the end zone. He'll run it out to the 10. 15 20 25 30. 35. 15 25 HERE GOES DAVIS. OH MY GOD. DAVIS. IS GOING TO RUN IT ALL THE WAY BACK. AUBURN'S GOING TO WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME. GOING TO WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME. He ran. I got chills. That's. insane. He was right on the line. That. is insane. >> All right. Pull up the Will Smith slap. >> Music miracle. Musical fire. City.

Miracle. Bring that up. >> There's nothing better than sports. highlights with your guys. >> Yeah, >> I'm bringing up the Will Smith slap. Oh. my god. >> What about that fat Mexican guy who beat. that box? >> Yeah, Ruiz. >> Ruiz moment. >> They should have an announcer talking. about the Will Smith. Will Smith slap. >> That would be great. Joe, >> it might have been the biggest L any. celebrity's ever taken. >> Big. Yeah. >> Yeah, maybe. >> Harvey. >> If they do, they need it now. Frank.

>> Yek, Kevin Dyson. >> You get rid of that right now. >> Did people move slower back then or is. this slow motion? >> Slow motion. >> Why are they showing this in slow. motion? HE'S GOT IT. >> By the way, >> J, just as you and me as being friends, give me credit on the Y check the Dyson. >> That was a deep pull. >> That was a good pull. >> Can we get the Will Smith lap just for. fun? >> Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do.

it. It's been a while since I've seen. it. >> Chris Rocken. I was watching the Oscars and I saw it. It was crazy. Then they. >> Let's see it. I haven't seen it forever. >> I didn't see Chris Rock live Netflix. special, but I heard he flubbed this. bit. >> He said one he had one flub and the. >> I said I saw it afterwards. I didn't see. the live. >> I was probably super emotional. >> I opened for him on that. >> Chris. >> and and Wanda's a huge supporter. >> of what? Slapping people. Knuckle of. Chris Rock.

>> No one's wearing a mask. >> 2022. >> Yeah. >> Wow. No one's wearing a mask. >> That joke. >> How nuts. >> McBth. loved it. >> I love the part where IT SAY KING LE. DON'T GOT NOTHING on me. >> Nice. >> Uhhuh. >> Y'all got to see it. It's really good. You know who's got the hardest job. tonight? Javier Belm and his wife are.

both nominated. >> Now if she loses, he can't win. >> He is Will Smith wins. Like please. >> I don't like the way he's talking about. women right now. >> I genuinely I don't like the way he's. joking about women. >> Go the other way, Shane. That's a good. strategy. >> I know. It's the funniest strategy. >> Here we go. Wait, wait. >> She's already mad. >> Missed it. GI Jane. GI Jane 2. Can't.

wait to see it. All right. >> That is such a nothing. >> Look at him laughing. And look at her. face. >> Back up. >> It's That was a That was a nice one. Okay, I'm out here. >> That was a nice one. >> Oh, wow. >> You heard the thump. >> Will Smith just smacked the [ __ ] out of. me. >> What a pro. What a pro. >> He had his hands behind his back where. it goes out your [ __ ] mouth.

>> Wow, dude. >> Look at that girl behind him. >> It was a GI Jane jump. >> Keep my wife's name OUT YOUR [ __ ]. MOUTH. >> I'm going to Okay. >> Wow. >> Okay. >> That was a greatest night in the history. of television. >> Uncharted territory. This is wild. Okay, >> so we are here. >> and then he wins the Oscar. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I think that second part got cut.

out cuz it was like the tape delay. So. isn't that crazy? >> God, that's crazy. See, is. >> also he laughs and then he does it and. Willis is like here we go. He's like. he's going to do a gag. >> He's going to do a bit. >> He's going to do and he's like his hands. were literally behind his back. >> Yeah. And he did like a royal slap. It. was like out of a. >> Chris, by the way, >> Will Smith is a [ __ ] He works out. He. took it fine. >> Well, he didn't hit him that hard. >> Like, watch how he hits him. Watch how. he hits him. >> That's Chris Rock is Kite. It is really.

a trade boxer. He played Ali. >> Shut the [ __ ] up. >> I know, but that's a very uh. >> Listen to who you're talking to and shut. the [ __ ] up. >> That's not much of a slap. >> That's not a duel. Like his left leg is. up in the air when he slaps. No torque. >> That's a. kept both legs on the ground. >> Just letting you know. >> it was a slap. They should do the slap. Dana White. >> Oh god. He took it. I don't know. He. took it well. He thought it was He was gonna play it.

off until he said, "Keep my wife's name. out of your [ __ ] mouth." He wasn't. even upset. He thought it was silly. >> He's like, >> "It wasn't that hard of a slap." Like, look, he's smiling. >> He's like, "What?". >> His adrenaline got to him. >> But shouldn't Will Smith's adrenaline. got. >> That's what I mean. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Isn't that illegal, though? He assaulted. a guy. It's a hit. But Chris didn't. press charges. Chris is like there's no. need to press charges. But that keep my. wife's name out of your [ __ ] mouth is. crazy. >> It's also like he goes into the black. speak.

>> Keep my out your mouth. I'm like you. don't talk that way, >> right? >> You're like a wellt trained actor since. you were 16, >> right? >> You don't you don't say out your mouth. >> You're the fresh prince. >> You're playing a role right now. >> Has some fresh prints on his cheek. >> Sorry. I just got mad at me. >> No delay. Fresh. >> right in there. Prince Norman. >> Yes. >> Oh god, that's one of the weirdest. moments in television. >> So weird. And then Chris Rock's tickets. went through the roof. They were like. five grand. >> Will Smith has never really.

>> No, he hasn't recovered. >> He's probably. good. >> He had a movie come out after a slave. movie. He got some backlash. >> The problem is. >> you revealed something about yourself. that is so fragile. >> Oh Jesus. I knew the [ __ ] UFO was. going to go down. A. >> you broke I can think it broke you. >> Yeah, I think you broke it. >> He revealed something about himself. >> That was my lamp all along. >> I'm allowed to destroy it. It's been.

promised to me. >> I own all the silver. >> I have 10% of that lamp. >> But Will Smith, you got to remember, his. wife was banging his son's buddy. >> That's so cool. >> So, he's going through a lot with that. whole thing. >> Every actor sucks. >> What? Yeah, they're all [ __ ]. Hollywood [ __ ]. >> That's like saying every comic sucks. That's silly. >> Every comic rules. >> You can make a pretty good ones. >> Make a pretty good argument. >> Cosby's not doing great. >> They're all phonies. >> There's some cool actors. I met Gary.

Senise the other day. He came in, did. the podcast. That guy's cool as [ __ ]. >> His legs back. >> It's not real. It wasn't a movie. >> What? >> That dude got legs. >> He was uh Billy Bob seems cool. >> Billy Bob's cool as [ __ ]. >> Billy Bob drinks blood. Michael Douglas. is cool. There's a lot of people that. are cool. >> I didn't know that. >> A lot of people. are a couple and Angelina. >> Remarkably cool. Ben Affleck and Matt. Damon. Those guys are cool as [ __ ]. >> That was a great.

>> Ben Affleck seems like the man. >> Yes. >> Just based on the the cigarettes just. like. >> [ __ ] this movie. >> Yeah. >> See him getting in and out of a car with. JLo and he's just like Jesus. That that was the that's crazy to open. the door for her. >> She does. >> You see that? You go, "All right, that. guy definitely rules.". >> Yeah, >> he gets it. >> He's got tits there. >> He's got you got some good old.

>> Look at that face, man. That face is. amazing. >> He's made that face so many times. >> A weird one cuz everyone turned on loved. him, then turned on him, then loved him. again. Well, nothing. >> Yeah. >> And then when he did Argo, people like, "He's back. We like him again.". >> You know who rules against? Casey. >> Affleac. >> He's cool. Great actor. >> Incredible. >> You know what's really cool, too? Bradley Cooper. Cool as [ __ ]. >> Super normal. >> Bradley's the man. >> Easy to hang out with. >> Nobody's cooler than uh the swingers. guy.

>> Vince Vaughn. >> He's very cool. >> God, that guy rules. He would always. hang out at the Comedy Store. He was so. [ __ ] funny. >> You guys are talking about the only guys. in Hollywood I actually know. What about. Russell Crow? Russell Crow seems like a. hotel room. >> South Parks South Park's Russell Crow is. so good. >> We fight. We fight. We chicken fight. >> Russell's the man. He's the man. I love. that guy to death. He's the best. >> He's a fun guy to hang out. >> Time where the owner of the comic store, Mitsy, was she was going scenile. She.

was going crazy. And she would call the. commissary store. She goes, "I've been. taken hostage by Egyptians. I'm in Egypt. in a jail and we know you're you're down. sunset but we had to whatever. >> What she would call up and say I've been. >> you got to get me out of prison. I'm in. an Egyptian prison. >> Do it in her verse voice. That's her. right there. Look at the picture. >> Oh, I'm so in prison. You got to come. save me. Okay, I'll give you a spot. >> What? >> She would really say she. >> Dude, that's how she talked.

>> Well, she would talk like this. Oh, I. like. >> she would poke uh Diaz's belly and she. goes. >> like she's letting out air. >> Where was she from? >> She's from um Wisconsin. >> What? >> Yeah. Uh yeah. Warrior. And then anyway, so she was doing that. I guess Vince. Vaughn overheard a door guy taking a. call and he would go up to the front and. go, "Hey, listen. You might hear a lot of talk about me um. [ __ ] Mity in prison." None of that's. true.

She wanted it. It was so [ __ ] funny. We're like the guy from Swingers is. [ __ ]. >> ripping off killing us. >> He's a Notre Dame fan. He goes, "No end. games." And you'll see him and he'll be. like, "Come on, Shane. Get up here, big. guy. Got to watch the Irish. It's not. football. Come on.". >> And you're like, he is Vince Vaughn. >> Wow. >> And you're just like, damn. He's the. coolest. >> And then Bradley Cooper is my Eagles. guy. He texted me today. He was like, are you going to Eagles Steelers? I was. like, [ __ ] no. The Eagles bluff. Heels.

>> I'm not going I'm not supporting that. >> They might win the division. It's. >> See, so you've already gone back on what. you said. Some actors are cool. >> I don't. >> We're We're searching to find cool ones. >> There's a lot of cool ones. There's. mostly mostly [ __ ]. >> It's a struggle. Mostly phonies. >> Well, you're going to LA. It's a [ __ ]. farm. You You got to [ __ ] acclimate. There's all these You got to do. auditions. There's all these good. broccoli, >> dude. Yeah. There's a lot of There's a. lot of them. >> MC.

as [ __ ]. >> Yes. Stoner McConn one time. Came in. with BonJovi. >> Miles Teller. Elite bro. >> Johnny Depp. Cool as [ __ ]. >> Johnny Depp. Elite bro. >> Hung out with hung out with Johnny Depp. at the comedy store multiple times. He's. friends with Stan. Cool as [ __ ]. >> He was in the back once with Stan Hope. on the back of the store and Brody. walked in not expecting to see one of. the top five actors of all time. And he. goes, "Hi everybody. I'm. How you doing, Brody Stevens? >> Johnny Depp had a thing. He's like, I.

guess he's been through this enough. times. He goes, "Hi, I'm John. Nice to. meet you." He goes, "Johnny Depp, >> hangover one.". >> He was easy to hang out with. Johnny was. easy to hang out with. It still is, I'm. sure. But he's easy. >> He's like a humble guy. Like a genuinely. like nice, humble guy. Easy to hang out. with, man. Like easy. >> Said he spent 30 grand a month on wine. Also, when they were like when they're. during that trial, they're like, "Was. this was this was this vial for Coke?". And he goes, "Yeah.".

>> Yeah. But the thing is, >> what does this have to do with my. divorce? >> Yeah, I do blow, bro. >> If you get to a [ __ ] crazy baller. wine collector status, that could be one. bottle. >> What were they saying? It was like a. super mega drink or something. It was. during the trial where they're like, "And Johnny had one of his super mega. drinks of wine." He was like, "It's just. a glass of wine." Exactly. It's like a. [ __ ] giant. horn. >> I want to pour it twice. What's the. difference? >> Get a an ale horn of wine.

>> Got to turn it as a drink. A boot of. wine. >> I will say this though about actors. All. it takes is them being a slightly normal. bro and you go, he's the man. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But I mean, it's hard to be anything. other than the even better than a. slightly normal bro if you're that. famous. It's shocking how few actors. >> Efron beast Robert Patson beast. >> Robert Patson is a very cool dude. whatever his name is. >> Efron lives here now. >> Efron's here to Chili with Phil Gillis.

>> no way. >> me Phil and Efron went to Chili for 12. hours with Batman 12 hours. >> yeah we got [ __ ] obliterated what we. went there for the entire Sunday we went. for the 1:00 games afternoon we stayed. there. >> chilies. >> um Bernett That's hilarious. All right, that's a good chili. Great chilies. That's one that people always talk. about. Great hang. >> I love chili. Chili is underrated. They. got a great tortilla. >> He's a big sports fan. Who? >> Who's that? >> Dune. >> Shame.

>> I don't know. Shame. >> Never met Shia. >> I heard he's a cool egg. >> Yeah, >> there's a lot of good Kardash. >> It's like everyone's going to hate you. because you're a very famous movie star. >> Everyone loves Shalamé. >> Not really. >> What? >> Not guys with chins. >> Yes. Joe list is out. You know what I'm. saying? >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Man with squire draws find him fragile. >> But this is just like a thing about. people being famous. >> You ask any actor about sports, most of. them. And you're like, I don't know what.

you're talking about. >> Just what is this most? How many are you. talking to? >> You're not on the sets all the time. I. know you did, but you were around a lot. of [ __ ] at the comedy store. >> I like that Ruffalo. He's. >> he's good as the Hulk until he started. talking about politics. He. >> talks about [ __ ] and you're like, "Oh, you suck, too. They should shouldn't. open their mouths.". >> Well, it's all they're communist. And. one of one of the things about communist. is like when you're a very wealthy. communist, it's kind of preposterous. It's like you are trying to get upset at.

people that are doing way better than. you, but you're doing way better than. almost everyone, >> right? Billy. >> It's a way of distracting from the fact. that you're a millionaire by [ __ ] on. the billionaires. >> The millionaires of the billionaires. >> What's her name? Bridget. Who's the. writer? >> Which one? Bridget Fedesy. >> Fedesy. She talked about the guy who. like faked his own like hate crime. >> He's just an actor. Middle line actor. This is what happens when you let actors. write the scripts,

>> right? >> It's not very good. >> Like Amber Heard when she was on trial. Yeah. You write your own. I bet Smlet's. a good hanger. >> I bet he's fun to be. >> Let's take him to Subway. Let's take No, >> I'm just saying that good old You go. Smile that. Come on. >> Yeah. >> Let's Let's. >> Well, it sucks because crazy people like. that are really good in certain roles. because they they just they're not real. So, they could pretend to be a different. thing. >> Dude, I was talking to Miss Pat. This is. in and Miss Pat's the greatest. in the. moments when everyone believed Jesse.

Smlette and I I was like hey she goes. we're talking about it she goes that's. not a true thing and I was like Miss Pat. what what she goes that's not real and. everyone believed. >> I hate to I hate to burst your bubble. >> no one with any IQ believed Jesse. Smlette from the start of people. believed it. >> I swear to God a lot of people believe. and she goes and she goes she goes. number one second I saw it I was she. goes number one was who who's using name.

brand bleach to hate crime someone? >> And I was like, "What?" And she goes, "Also, the guy's got a cap and another. cap." No. And I'm like, "Miss Pat, you. got to keep that quiet.". >> I got to tell you, I got to tell you, I. I I might be misremembering this, but I. remember saying as soon as the guy, he. was like, "I was in Chicago and I got. covered in bleach and they said, "This. is Trump country. This is MAGA country.". And I immediately I go, "No, it's not.". Well, this is fake, >> right?

>> Like from the start, I don't think. anyone I swear I don't think anyone. believed that. >> Elliot, a lot of people believe that a. lot a lot of people lied and pretended. to believe it. >> I guess this is true. >> No one believed that was Ellen when. Elliot was. >> Ellen page was on Co Bear and they were. going after it. >> But that just shows you how kooky she. is. She. >> Kevin Hart was like, "I'm so sorry this. happened to you.". >> Now you like gays. >> Who said that? the humans. >> Uh, >> the public. >> Kevin Hart said he supported Jesse.

>> Yeah. He goes, "I'm sorry you went. through this.". >> No. >> Yeah. >> There's no way. >> 100%. >> Do you think he bounces back? >> 95%. >> Who bounces back quicker? Him or Will. Smith? >> Will Smith. >> Will Smith elite. >> Justin Smith. from this story. >> He was on a BET show, >> right? Empire. He was good in that Alien. movie. Kevin Hart defends himself after. backlash over support. >> I believed you. >> I believed you. Come on, man. I'm just. questioning life.

>> You guys see the Dane Cook doc? >> No. >> Oh, it's great about his brother. stealing his money. Really good. >> That's tough. You're on top of the. world. Your brother [ __ ] stupid. >> I know. Billions. >> Only loved one after your parents died. take. >> just betray you. >> And not only that, never get gave the. money back. Did his time and they don't. know where the money is and whether he. has access to it. It might be in coffee. cans hidden all over the country. >> Respect that as a Jew, but. >> do respect that part, but uh you got.

>> It's a crazy story, man. >> He offered his brother His brother owes. him 12 million. >> He said, "I'll I'll wave the whole thing. if you do the documentary and he didn't. do it.". >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> Cuz he realized he's never going to have. to pay him back. >> And now he's a FedEx driver. So now that. the dock is out, he's delivering. packages. >> Why is he delivering packages? You're. retired. >> You're a thief also. Why are you. delivering packages? What if the package. is like from. >> Who can trust you? >> [ __ ] Apple or something. >> Looking inside every one of these, >> right? >> But he's going to be driving around the. city and people are going to go, "Yo, that [ __ ] thief." I mean, his his.

life's ruined. >> Well, that must mean that he doesn't. have the money. >> Yeah, he doesn't have the money. Why. would. >> What did he do with the money? Yeah, maybe he's got to pretend that he. doesn't have the money. He keeps his job. and [ __ ] halfasses it. Gets a part of. a union. I think he spent it. >> on spent 12 million. >> Show him. He's on jetsions, you know, vacations and buying cars. Was he? >> Yeah. Yeah. Got a wife. >> How many cars? 35 grand for a nice one. >> What the [ __ ] are you talking about? >> Relax, guys. You too. Relax.

>> Is a decent car. >> Look at a Honda Accord right now. Tell. me what a $35,000 will buy. >> Honda Accords. >> LX. Yes. You get a Tesla for 40. >> There you go. A good deal. >> Hell of a deal. >> Stripped Model 3. >> You gave me one of those cold beers. >> Absolutely. Shane, >> thanks. >> What did you just say? 35,000 you get a. great car. You're so confused with it in. Tunisia. >> Paying for things in rocks. >> He's paying for things in [ __ ] topaz.

rocks. >> He's [ __ ] He's got a [ __ ] leather. satchel filled with precious stones. goes along. You can get a car for. $7,500. >> What are you talking about? You don't. >> You're 900 years old. >> You know you can't take Dors out of. Tunisia. >> Who? What? >> What's that? >> I'm not allowed to leave. We need that. back. Yeah, Dors. >> Oh, >> we need that back before you go. >> Interesting. Do you get a lot of. countries? >> Do they will they exchange it for real. money? >> Yeah. >> But like you legally, they ask you like, "Have you taken anything?" No. And then. they ask you again, "Have you taken. anything?" The best on the plane the.

stewardist goes, you know, they sit. down, whatever. Shut up. And then like. there's no smoking in the lavatory. And. then she goes, "I'm serious. There's no. smoking in the [ __ ] laboratory." And. then the pilot comes on and goes, "Guys, we're about to take off. There's no. smoking in the laboratory. We will we. will shut this plane down." And then the. stewartist comes back on and she goes, "If you smoke in the laboratory, we were. going to land early. You're going to be. disrupting 155 other people cuz everyone. smokes non-stop." And they go, "Ah, [ __ ]. it. We're fine." They've had to deal. with this so many times.

>> Yeah. >> It's got his good smoker lounge in the. airport. Oo, those are nice. Have they. produced anything? What's coming out of. Tunisia? >> Slavery. >> Sahara. Sahara. Barbar steak. They must. have hash. >> Moroccan hash. I got some. >> Yeah. Moroccan hash. It must be legit. >> It was great. >> Was it? >> I smoked it in that in that. >> Isn't it interesting? Like. >> Mark, you want to know the capital of. Tunisia? >> Hit me. >> Tunis. >> Tunis. >> Ah, >> it's an easy one. You want to know the. capital of Algeria? >> Hit me. >> Alers. >> Ah,

>> it's easy. >> All right. What's the capital of. Mongolia? >> Mongol. [ __ ] If I know. >> Mongols, >> Mongolia is a tough one. >> Some made up word you've. >> batar. >> Yeah. Ulan Batar. Yeah. >> Oh, wow. >> We used to do that here. The capital New. York was New York. Now that's Albany. >> Yeah. >> It used to be New York City. >> Yeah, >> that makes more sense, doesn't it? It. used to be the capital. >> Yeah, but I know, but I mean, >> why' they move it? >> I think 1905 or something. >> Way better. They moved the capital of. Myanmar to the middle of nowhere because.

there were protests and like let's put. it in like 2 hours outside Witchah and. see if the protests show up. >> Why do they change? Like capital. Louisiana used to be New Orleans. Now. it's Baton Rouge. >> Why? >> I don't know why they do that. >> Weird. >> Politicians. >> probably something with that. >> Yeah. Politicians. The grossest people. that want the easiest to get jobs. >> Yep. And now we want to lose government. >> Such hard to get jobs. >> No, the British were running New York. for a while. They couldn't make it. though. Is that what it was? >> Yeah. Mark's way out of line. New York was.

>> But they were It was the capital. >> It's a good guess. >> I don't know. I don't know. >> It's a solid guess. >> It was It was the capital of the United. States for. >> Minapolis. >> What's that? New York. >> New York. >> Yeah. >> What are you doing? >> Uh so is York, Pennsylvania. >> Really? >> Okay. Why you standing weird? >> New York, PA had a little run. >> I didn't know that. I mean, >> there standing like a stork. Philadelphia should have been the. capital. >> Yeah. >> Should have kept it. >> Yeah, that was a hell of a run. Alb has. been the capital since 1797. >> Yeah. Hell of a.

>> So Philadelphia used to be the capital. of Pennsylvania. >> Philadelphia was the capital of not only. Pennsylvania, the United States. >> See, that's what I'm saying. Liberty. didn't change it. >> And then they moved the Congress to. York, Pennsylvania. So York, PA got the. capital of the United States for a. little while. >> Isn't that while they were making DC or. the capital? >> Oh, okay. And New York. I think New York. got a little little taste. >> I think so, too. >> Interesting. Never. Never. Boston.

>> Never Boston. >> Cuz it all started in in Beantown. >> It did. >> There's old ass houses that you can go. visit there that are like from the 1700s. that are still around. >> Bro, I when we were filming tires, I. lived in a house that was built in the. 1600s. >> Briefly. >> Thank you. State capital. >> Briefly. >> Financial hub. Could have been a week. >> I was way off with the year. Sorry. >> I knew. >> 1905. >> I knew you were way off. >> No, Joe. Joe, >> I'm not done.

>> Wrap this up. >> Joe, >> no. >> I'm not done. >> What else you got to talk about? >> Uh, I got a lot of topics. >> Oh, yeah. What else is going on? I'm in. Atlantic City. >> When are you in Atlantic City? >> Uh, two weeks. >> Atlantic City, the Tropicana and then. >> Foxwoods Casino and Indo at some casino. I'm doing casinos now. California. casinos pay. >> What do you know about it? I'm flying to. Palm Springs. >> Uh, bring meth. >> I'm sure they have it there. >> I got I got a good one. My dad told a. story. >> uh this weekend that it it reminded me.

of uh you know how like when Kanye was. sitting there, he's like, "You know what. hospital it was? You know what doctor it. was? I'm not allowed to say what race it. was. >> It was the Jews. >> It was a Jewish doctor. My dad My dad. delivered a story with the exact same. cadence to me and Chris. We're sitting. there and he's like, "So, you guys know. I had prostate cancer." And uh I go in. there and they this Indian doctor comes. in and he unzips this thing out of a bag. and it's this thing. And I say, "I don't. know if you're in the right room or.

where you think you're sticking that. thing, but it's not coming near me.". So, he ends up shoving this rod right up. my ass. >> Dude, you got issues. >> What is that rod? Is that a temperature? The boys get. >> magic wand cuz my kid had to get one of. those. >> No, he got a rod. He got a rod in his. ass for an hour. >> An hour. >> An hour. He got He went under a [ __ ]. >> He liked it. And they would call in and. be like, "You need to turn on this side. You need to turn on that side." If you.

get prostate cancer, they jam a rod in. and go, "You got to turn.". >> Who's the doctor? Russell Brand right up. the pooper. >> Dude, how crazy is it Russell Brand is. out? >> Oh, he's not happy that joke's out. there. Oh, better keep that bottled up. >> Hey, the buck stops here. >> Bottle nose dolphin. >> Bottled nose. >> Wild girl. My buddies were like, my buddies were. talking. Actually, Matt McCusker and his.

brother were like, "Dude, you got to get. you got to get into prop comedy." I was. like, "I'm going to do it.". >> Dude, I don't want to [ __ ]. >> open the can of worms. >> I give you props for that one. Oh man. Well, I mean, Carrot Top's not. doing great. >> He's doing better now. >> Is he going to try again? >> He's getting Kill Tony. He's getting an. award at Kill Tony for what? >> I don't know. Like, you know, guest of. the year or something. >> Tell you what, Prop comedy is about as. funny as it gets. It really is.

>> He's funny as [ __ ] man. >> Carrot top. >> Yeah, he's a killer. >> A lot of abuse, but it was like. >> for no reason. >> It's not stolen. It's just like goofy. one of those things where people, especially comedians, will find someone. in their business they could just [ __ ]. on. And that he was a big one. >> And he's like, "I'm not going back at. you, but like. >> he never went back at anybody." And they. just kept kicking him. >> After Norm died, he he made like a video. with the Norm Remember the Conan thing. where he [ __ ] on Carrot Top. >> He was like, "Look how funny this is. This is so funny." Like he he owned it.

>> Yeah. >> He's a real comic. He's a good dude, too. Like a very nice person. Like you. were hanging around. Dice had a story. where he saw him in a gym and he was on. top like there was a second level and. he's looking down. He goes, "Hey, Carrot. Hey." And he's just like trying to lift. weights. So he's like, "I'm ignoring. him." He goes, "Mr. Top, >> Mr. Top. Hey.". Eventually looks up and goes bottom. >> Dice. >> Dice is the most underrated like. performance artist of all time.

>> Oh yeah. Dice is the only guy, and I. mean like even low-level comics at the. store, there was like there's only two. people left. Show's over. And Dice goes, I'll go on. >> Yo, yeah. And bomb doesn't care. >> He's the only guy that I've ever even. heard of who was on top and released an. album of him bombing. Not just an album, >> two CD album. >> Day is is underrated like hell. >> It was such a crazy statement. Let me. show you what standup actually is.

They're all awaiting the top release of. all time, maybe. And they go, "What's. your followup?" He goes, "I want to show. you what just a New York comedy club. audience is.". >> Not just that, he didn't have many. material on purpose. >> He decided to bomb. >> You can hear like ice shifting in. drinks. >> This guy gets up and leaves. You're. about as funny as a glass of milk. >> Really? >> Whoa. >> Good heckle. All time heckle. >> You ever heard Jimmy Carr said the best. heck we ever heard? Have I said this on. here? >> Uhuh. Okay.

probably. podcast. >> They're in some basement in England, whatever. This guy is eating [ __ ] just. dying on stage. And a dude in the crowd. whispers to his friend, but apparently. everybody could hear it cuz it was so. quiet in the room. And he goes, "H, there used to be a pool table in here, which is like, oh, it's so devastating.". Cuz you're basically saying like, "This. room used to be fun. We used to be able. to have a good time in here. Now we're. watching this [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> death." Dude, we did open mics this. novel cafe in LA and there was a golf.

machine and it would make the noises of. the golf while you're on and when you're. bombing you could hear everything and. they were they're literally cricket. noises. >> coming in and you're just like. >> it was a golden tea. It was a golden. tea. >> Somebody would make a putt and go. >> open mic. I remember during co I would. do those gigs in a field and you could. literally hear crickets. You're like. this is a new low. There's real crickets. here. We were so desperate during co. We. were so desperate just to get on stage. >> We had a hang at the at the park, Joe.

Liss hang at uh Central Park and Sarah. was like, I got to go do a set. Like. where? She goes, >> no. No. Mike, >> just like Yeah, >> she probably dominated. >> She probably did. >> at that tree over there, >> man. Imagine if there was a roof. She. would have killed harder. >> Dylan Roof. >> Dylan Roof. >> We got to wrap this up. I got to get out. of here. I got to do a set in 10. minutes, >> fellas. >> Another one in the books. >> All right, get the [ __ ] out of the.

Europe place. >> I'll be back. I got I got a American. tour in February. >> Come on. Just move back. Move back to. where your friends live. Son of a [ __ ]. >> All British material. You're going to be. one of those guys. >> They're not going to get over here. >> Going to talk about crisps and tea and. queen. >> I've gained two stone. >> A pint of logger is the best. Oh, I. weighed myself at the Four Seasons. today. Not good. >> How much? >> 2011. >> Oh, you come catcher. >> You are a [ __ ]. >> I'm a fat piece of [ __ ] I should be I.

should be 178. >> 2011 is bad news. >> Oh, you've reached that nose takes up. about 30 beard. >> That's so rude. >> So much jizz in that beard. >> This is why no one shows up to your. parties. >> I don't want anyone at my parties. >> I know. >> Did you guys have a party last night? Yeah. >> No, he tried to have a party and I. anybody that texted me I was like for. real don't come. >> How many guys came? >> Seven. >> That's not bad. >> Anybody that text any literally anyone. was like.

>> are you saying he's putting a party at. your house? I would go no. >> I said I'm landing at 4:45. I'm going. straight to Shane's. And people and then. Joe calls like 5:15 D. Roza. He goes so. when is this happening? Bro, get over. here. >> We're not doing it. >> It was fun. >> I like my rest now. 10 p.m. >> Oh, I love night time. >> I love. a little Ken Burns. >> Oh, yeah. Right to bed. >> Burns the West. This this week. >> baseball.

>> He was a great guest. Really? >> Yeah. He was awesome. We talked a lot. about Vietnam. Talked a lot about a lot. of things. He's great. >> Yeah. >> Thorough. >> Oh my god. And then decided to like keep. it on PBS so he could have full control. There's a few they just let him just do. whatever he wants. They give him full. control and just makes these amazing. pieces. >> There's a few guys who are doing stuff. where like I don't choose a side. I'm. just showing you the stuff. It's like. John Ronson, Louis Theorough, uh uh the.

new one with the girl from uh. >> with the girl from whatever. >> Lewis, >> what? >> I don't know. >> Louis, >> what do you mean? >> I don't know. >> You didn't see the manosphere thing. >> I like him, but he's got a new side. >> Who's a new one? The thing about the the. tech lady. >> Oh, Theronos. >> Theronos. >> Fielder. I heard. Have you seen that? >> I'm just showing you this whole story. >> Got her one bad thing. >> I have seen it. >> And. >> when the cameras are off, I'd love to. tell you. >> I can't wait. All right. I've heard.

>> Let's get the cameras off, boys. I love. you guys to death. You're the best. >> So much fun. >> Thanks, guys. >> Fun. Move. Move on. >> You want to plug anything? Uh, Joe? Nope. >> You need to sell some. >> I have a podcast. You could watch it. everywhere. Bye. >> I heard your band of the year. >> Goodbye. Yeah.