Joe Rogan Experience #2505 - Tom Segura

Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. >> The Joe Rogan Experience. >> TRAIN BY DAY. JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY. NIGHT. All day. >> Tommy [music] Buns. >> What's up, man? Dude, I watched uh two. episodes of the new season. >> Oh, thank you. >> Ridiculous. >> It's so ridiculous. So you that show is. so you. I don't [snorts] want to give. anything away, but the the dance one, I. was [ __ ] crying. I was crying. and. the uh Freaky Friday one.

>> Hell yeah. With Jamie. [laughter]. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. They're so fun. >> They're so fun. >> It seems so fun for you. Like. >> it's the most fun I have. >> It's like it's so it it is one of the. best examples of like a one mind like. one person's mind. >> in a show. >> Yeah. >> Without like a whole bunch of people. saying don't do that, don't do this. They gave us they give us no restraints. in the [laughter] in the craziest.

greatest sense. Like they really are. like do whatever you want to do. >> The Kevin Nean one, the first one was. was so [ __ ] ridiculous. It's so it's. so you. >> It's it's it's such a great time. The. dance one, you know, I went to six. rehearsals for [laughter] that. Dance. rehearsals. >> Dancing is hard. >> It was so hard. And. >> remember when you did the Tom the Steven. Seagal thing? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I had to do a. bunch of rehearsals for that. For people. that hadn't seen it, that's uh you and. Bert. Bert made a dance video. Like you. guys had a competition. See. >> who? He was just saying we should all do.

one and then and we were I was like, "Yeah, okay." And then he just dropped. one. So he there was no like let's both. do one. >> and then he was like, "I'm a better. dancer." And I was like, "Eat [ __ ]. dude." [laughter]. >> So. >> there's something about him saying he's. better at something that's infuriating. It's so crazy cuz it's just um it's. [snorts] just like wild un unhinged. confidence, you know, >> and the truth is I got to give him his. credit. He is he is capable of so much. of this stuff, too. So,

>> he's a great athlete. >> Great. >> That's why he's so confident about. stuff. >> He dropped um he dropped a bunch of. weight and then in our we did our 5K a. few weeks ago for the the Netflix as a. joke. We did a 5K again. From last year. to this year, he dropped 16 minutes off. of his time. Holy [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> I was like, "Dude, dropped 50 lbs, too.". >> Can you imagine doing a 5K with a 50 lb. vest on? >> It's crazy. It's really. >> That's not I think about that every time. I work out with a vest on and my vest. that I usually work out with is only 25.

lbs, >> which is like a normal amount that. people lose. Like, this is crazy how. much harder everything is. >> So much harder. Yeah. It's great to wear. those on like a hike and then you take. it off and you're like, "Oh my god." I. have a 35 pounder I wear when I walk the. dog. And then I have another one that's. this uh it's an actual um backpack frame. [clears throat] that I put plates on it. and I can get it up to 90 lb. >> I did a hike with a 50 on and I had to. take that [ __ ] off. >> [ __ ] hard, man. >> Really hard. >> The 45 lb I do with one 45 lb plate. So. like the backpack itself is probably.

about 4 lb and then the plate is another. 45. >> That shoulder neck area just starts to. just go. Yeah, it's really rough. >> I do it before hunting season though cuz. it's like the best thing to prepare you. >> Yeah. for actually having a backpack on. in the mountains. >> Yeah. >> Like cuz you don't realize how you're. carrying a bow. You're carrying I don't. pack my whole camp on my back. Like some. guys when they go out into the back. country for like 8 10 days, they'll have. a 80 lb 60 lb pack because they've got. their food for like a week in there and.

then they have like their bedding and. they have like some kind of a shelter. >> Do you go hunt like that? Like that. level? >> I don't do that anymore. I've done it a. few times. You have? >> But I don't like it. Um, >> my boys are hitting me up like they want. to go hunting. >> Really? >> Yeah, because I take them shooting, but. we just shoot targets. >> Oh, well, we have a lease out here. We. could take you pig hunting. >> Oh my goodness. >> They have to kill them. They have so. many of them, dude. There's so They're. just They're It's the craziest. infestation of animals you've ever seen. You hear them in the bushes.

They sound like demons. They're. everywhere. There's so many of them, dude. >> That's crazy. >> Texas has millions and millions of pigs. >> Is it really that many? >> Oh, yeah. I don't even know what the. full number is. Like, but they don't. know because it goes up every month. So, the the thing is like wild pigs have as. many as three litters a year and they. could have as many as six piglets per. litter. >> Jesus. >> Yeah. And they start giving birth at 6. months old. >> And then do they do the thing cuz like. with a lot of um with a lot of you know. animals that that they say you can hunt.

these it's because they are destroying. like the ecosystem. >> Destroying everything really. >> So what is the number? >> 2.6 6 to 4 million wild pigs. Isn't that. nuts? That's in Texas. That's just. Texas. [snorts] That's just Texas. 2.6 to 4 million is [ __ ] bonkers. >> How long does that hunting season last. here? >> It's 100% all day long at night. Shoot. them with night vision. >> Yeah, you can shoot them. You could. shoot them every day, all day.

>> The only time I've ever hunted in my. life was hog hunting in Florida. >> Well, they're they taste great. I mean. like barbecued pig, like if you do it. right, you have to be careful [snorts]. because you can get tchinosis if you. undercook it. It's not like pork that. you get from a restaurant. They're. eating everything. They they eat each. other. Like if one pig dies, they. sometimes they die in fights. They fight. with each other and they die. Or. sometimes they get hit by a hunter and. they live and then they die. Then they. the pigs eat them. So they'll eat dead. deers. They'll eat skunks, rack,

anything. Any anything. So you have to. cook it well. You got to cook the [ __ ]. out of it. But if you eat a pig that's. been eating eggorns, oh, they're. delicious. I got one in California once, the first pig that I shot, and we smoked. it on this uh Trager, like slow smoked a. ham. It was sensational. So good. It was. so good, dude. It's like a darker meat. than pork that you get from the store. >> I'll I'll I'll um I'll I got to take. them because they're asking a [laughter]. lot. I took I took.

>> There's a good friend of mine named. Jesse Griffith. He owns Dou restaurant. and uh he's an awesome chef. Like an. amazing chef and Dou if you've never. been there before you you got to go. there. It's [ __ ] incredible and it's. a lot of his like Texas wild game that. he serves. He serves like Neil Guy like. which is like some So the only animals. that you can serve that you hunt are. ones that people own like exotics or. pigs. >> So he has like wild boar, sausage, and.

>> he has a place here. >> Yeah. Yeah, it's called Dway. >> Oh, I think I have that written down on. my list. >> It's legit. >> What I was going to say is Jesse, he has. a cooking school. >> That is It's number three on It's on my. list. >> Oh, it's super legit. It's one of the. first places I went when I moved here. >> Really? >> Yeah. Because he had been on my friend. Steve Ranella's podcast and then he came. on my podcast and when he was on Steve's. I was like, "God, that guy is so. interesting. Who is that guy?" And then. he introduces me to him. And then we. went hunting together, Steve and I, in. South Texas, like right on the Mexican.

border. And Jesse went too. And Jesse. cooked for us. Oh my god, it was. sensational. >> Oh my god, >> he's so good. He cooks diver ducks. And. diver ducks are kind of gross because. they're the ones that go under the water. and they eat all the mulch at the bottom. and stuff. But what he does is he has. some kind of crazy marinating process. So he marinates them for like an. extended period of time and then he. grilled them and. >> and Dwey serves what kind of food? >> It's mostly it's like they have steaks,

they have fish, they have everything, but it's mostly Texas food. >> Texas food. Okay. >> Like Texas red fish, Texas wild hog. He. has uh Neil Guy ceviche. >> Mhm. >> Anything better than befriending a chef? >> Oh, it's the greatest. >> He's a great guy, too. And what I was. going to say is he has a whole school. What is it called, Jamie? >> Uh [ __ ]. >> Um something. we'll figure it out. Jamie will find it. But he has this school where he'll teach. you how to hunt. >> Teaches you how to butcher the animal,

how to break it down into cuts, and then. he teaches you how to cook it. >> Really? >> Yep. And he does it with a small amount. of people. So it's like, you know, six, eight people or something in a a small. group, and they'll take from the. beginning like, "I've never shot a gun. before." Fine. Don't worry about it. From the beginning. This is how you use. a rifle. >> Yeah, >> this is the safety. Make sure you never. point the gun at anything other than the. ground. Never point it at a person, even. if your fingers nowhere near the. trigger. All the safety stuff. And then. takes you to a range, shows you how to.

sight it in, how to shoot the rifle, and. then they take you hunting. >> See, that the most imposing, I think, part of of um. >> new school of traditional cookery. That's it. >> The most imposing part of hunting to me. is what do you do after the after you. shoot the animal? >> Oh, I I can teach you some of that, too. Show me some pictures here. Some of the. yummy pictures. Like he he barbecues. there. Like his food is so Look at that, dude. Come on, son. What is that? Like. some sort of a poor What is this? >> Whitetail bore. >> Oh. Oh. So So it's white tail, a dough,

and a big fatty boar. >> Whoa. >> And so what is he doing? He's making. dried chilies and onions. So nice. And like unlike a lot of. people, he likes like old boores. He. like like a lot of people they say, "Oh, you got to shoot a young one." You know, he's like, "No, no, no. I like the old. ones because it's like real flavor to. me. You just got to know what you're. doing.". >> Yeah. Well, yeah. He knows what he's. doing. >> Do you like cooking? >> I do like cooking. I haven't c I used to. cook more, but I do I I enjoy the.

process. I love I love getting a recipe, getting the ingredients together, and. cooking a meal. >> Well, then you'll love doing this. because. >> I would love to try that. >> because it'll be something that you shot. yourself. >> Oh my god. Hook me up with him, please. I would love to. >> And on top of it, you're literally. helping the environment. Like, they have. to be killed. >> Yeah. Um, I'm telling you, these guys. are asking me on a daily basis. [laughter]. >> You know, uh, Taylor Sheridan, the guy. who produces Tailstone, he's a friend of. mine, and he has a giant ranch, this. crazy ranch. >> Yeah. I think he has the biggest ranch. in Texas. >> Yeah. And he had a pig problem. So he.

literally brought in these [ __ ]. special ops guys and they trained like. like as if they were going to go attack. some insurgents to kill pigs. >> Really? >> And they Yeah. They plotted it all out. They they strategized. They made a plan. and they went out and they [ __ ]. annihilated like a bunch of pigs. >> That's pretty [ __ ] rad. >> Well, pretty Yeah. In pretty violent. ways. >> I'm sure. [laughter]. >> Like sure there's some crazy videos. online of people using thermite. Do you. know what? No, not thermite. What's that.

stuff called, Jamie, that blows up? Tannerite. Tannerite. >> Tannerite. >> That's how they were blowing up the. pigs. So, what they'll do is they'll set. up a feeder and then at the feeder they. have tannerite. And so, like when the. feeders go off, the animals hear it and. then they run towards the feeder. And. usually the feeder is for deer and then. the pigs usually kick the deer and the. deer just say, "Fuck this." And they run. out of there and you got like 30 40. pigs. >> And so, [ __ ] blow these [laughter] to. smitherines. Bro, it's so wrong. But. [snorts] see if you could find any. videos of one where they're like on a.

feeder because the camera's like really. close. The camera's like 20 yards from. it. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Like these. Like watch this. This. is so [ __ ] up. >> Oh my god. They just disintegrated. >> And this is one of the beautiful things. about Texas. That's totally legal. >> Totally legal. >> Totally legal. You can shoot them out of. helicopters, too. >> And they needed to go. >> Oh, they have to go. Yeah. >> There's so many of them, dude. When I. take you to the lease that we have with. my friend Tyler from Archery Country, um. when you go there, as you you're. walking, you hear them in the bushes.

They sound like monsters. >> That's where you're hunting now. >> That's where you can hunt. Yeah. I want. to take you. Yeah, we we have a lease. there. >> Oh, nice. >> It's like an hour 20 minutes from here. Hour and a half. >> I went a couple weeks ago to to. somebody's ranch. >> Yeah. >> It was [ __ ] awesome. >> That's pretty cool. >> It was so cool. And like he had his own. range set up there, [clears throat]. >> which was so [ __ ] rad. >> Yeah. That's the dream. >> And we set up um [snorts] I set up my. youngest. So we were shooting like. pistols and then the guy had the new Dev. Grew Seal Team 6 rifle.

>> And we we laid my son laid on the bed of. the pickup and he was like just pinging. bing [laughter] bing ping. He's like I. was 18 for 18. I was like yeah dude. you're ready to go. >> How old is he? >> Seven. >> Oh my god. Yeah. That's so exciting for. a sevenyear-old to be able to do. something like that. >> So exciting man. And if you could take. him and he could shoot a pig and then. you guys can like have baby back ribs. for dinner, >> it's going to change his whole Yeah. >> Oh yeah. He'll love it. He's going to go. nuts for it. It's very exciting. >> Speaking of violence, I was um I was I.

was reading and researching uh Uday. Hussein. >> man. >> Yeah. Dark. >> He's the darkest. >> The evilst. Him and his brother. >> But U was the worst. >> He was the worst. >> He was the worst. Yeah. He was the. eldest. Oh, they. >> because I keep reading about dictators, you know, and I was I was reading about. Idiamin and Mussolini, Stalin, and then. you get to Hussein and Hussein's like a. really interesting story like from. birth, right? His mother didn't want. him, which is a very kind of unique.

thing like a mother rejecting her own. >> Why didn't you want him? >> He his father had died before he was. born and she thought this I don't want. this kid. And so when when she was when. he was born, she was like, "He's a like. a devil child.". >> Oh, Jesus Christ. >> And so she rejected him from birth. >> Meanwhile, she was right. >> She was kind of right. >> Isn't that crazy? >> It is. It is crazy. >> Do you think she made him that way? >> I think usually when you see like these.

really. um horrifically violent people and as. adults, there's there's almost always. childhood trauma and neglect, >> I'm sure. So that formula is almost. always there. >> So it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. >> It kind of I think it kind of is. And he. was. >> or maybe she just [ __ ] knew. Maybe. she had some gypsy instincts. >> Had a feeling like. >> she just knew this one bad one. >> But he was violent from a very young. age. And um. >> well he was rejected from a very young. age. >> Exactly. He was an enforcer and um you.

know he killed somebody as a teen. >> really. But all of his violence while. like president had, you know, it was. like politically motivated. It was like. to stay in power. But Uday was just a. sadist. >> Yeah. >> Like he just enjoyed killing for someone. that looked at him wrong. >> Oh, he would find women that were. getting married. Yeah. >> He would steal them, uh, rape them, then. feed them to his dogs.

>> Mhm. He threw one off a hotel, uh, rooftop one time. Uh he killed a chef for overs salulting. the food. Like right there in the. kitchen, shot him in the head. >> Oh my god. >> He like he he one time killed a guy at a. party in front of the president of. Egypt. So the president was visiting. Iraq. Mubarak was visiting and he beat. this guy and then shot him in the head. at the party. Oh my god, bro. You got to. get out of here. And then one time he. went to a family party and he was pissed.

at his uncle and he pulled out a. submachine gun and shot him. He shot him. in the leg and they had to amputate it. But but he sprayed and he killed six. other people. >> Oh my god. >> Just wild. Crazy. And then he was in. charge of like the country's athletics, you know, he was like chairman of the. Olympic team. >> and so he was like torturing athletes. He was just running wild. Can you. imagine a serial killer that's the. prince of a country? >> It's just absolutely insane.

>> First paragraph is about the Olympic. team stuff he would do. >> He had a lifelong obsession with brutal. torture and murder and would brutally. torture athletes whenever they failed to. win a match. When athletes would fail to. get in a soccer tournament, he would. force them to repeatedly kick a concrete. soccer ball. Athletes who lost matches. would be repeatedly dragged through a. gravel pit then immersed in a sewage. tank to induce infection in their. wounds. Uday loved torturing and. killing, and he would sometimes fogg the. athletes for three days if they failed.

Iron maidens may have never been used in. medieval times, but they were frequently. used by Uday to punish athletes. >> Oh my god, dude. Yeah, he was. Yeah. [clears throat] Oh my god. >> Yeah, it's just about that. There's. other stuff here, too. >> Egyptian president thing. >> Yeah. What's [ __ ] crazy is like how. long did he do that for? I mean, he was. he was born in 64. and he died in what, 03? Oh my god. Listen to this one. Scroll up. a little bit. According to his chief.

bodyguard, when Uday learned one of his. close comrades, who knew of his many. misdeeds was planning to leave Iraq, he. invited him to his 37th birthday and had. him arrested. An eyewitness at the. prison where the man was held said. members of UDE's militia grabbed his. tongue with pliers and sliced it off. with a scalpel so he could not talk. A. maid who cleaned one of Uday's houses. said she once saw him lop off the ear of. one of his guards and then use a. welder's torch on his face. His. bodyguards would later say that at least. 200 people died at his parties every.

year. >> What? >> So the worst thing. >> 200 people died at his parties every. year. >> would be to be invited to his parties. >> You imagine you get that invite and you. can't you can't not go will definitely. kill you. So you got to hope you're one. of the you know people that don't. >> Yeah. Jesus Christ. >> He was sweating and he lashed him. >> He was a stickler for personal hygiene, recalled the butler. He a smell of. sweat. One summer day, U stopped the. butler and said, "What the hell is that. smell?" U ordered five faqua lashes on.

the butler's right foot and five on his. right armpit. Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Let's read this part. >> At his boat club, U kept a monkey named. Louisa in a cage in the kitchen. Louisa. had a taste for whiskey and was an angry. drunk. If one of Uday's friends passed. out in the course of an evening or was. caught napping, says a butler, Uday. would have the friend thrown in the cage. with Louisa who would scratch at the. poor in Inbriot's face. >> Jesus Christ, dude. >> Jesus Christ. How crazy is that? 200.

every year died at his parties. >> I mean, yeah, he would. >> So, he had parties all the time then. >> All the time. Yeah. >> And just would kill people at his. parties. >> And the music would have to keep going. and you would have to One time he killed. the guy for not laughing hard enough at. his joke. So like at a at a party. So he. told a joke and people laughed and one. guy didn't laugh hard enough and he shot. him in the head at the party. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> And then he was like looked at. everybody. Everyone was like you got to. keep like like having a good time. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Cuz then you get it for for reacting the.

wrong way. >> How many people did he kill? >> Oh my god. It's it's just And they knew. he was demonic. Like they knew he was. [ __ ]. >> But he's my boy. >> He's my son. >> What do I do? >> What do I do? >> What can I do? He's first in line. >> What could I do? He's going to be king. someday. >> Someday this will all be his. Can you. imagine? >> Crazy. >> If he had just taken over like crazy. [snorts]. >> As spring shifts into summer, for a lot. of people that means traveling and. planning and making sure you're in the. right shape. Whatever you get up to.

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was definitely by the time he was like. 20. And they would just, you know, the. boys would just run through that country. with like unlimited funds, unlimited. access, and no repercussions whatsoever. >> Wild. >> Yeah. It's like the worst formula for. that personality trait. >> Pro. And it's probably never been. there's never been a time where you had. access to the kind of guns that they. had, the weapons, cars,

>> and and squads. They had kill squads. You know, he had his own kill squad. >> Jesus Christ. >> Yeah. He was probably the most I mean, in modern times, the most sadistic guy. in power that we've seen, I think. I. don't think there's anyone. >> No one's even sounds close to that. >> No. Idiiamin was pretty crazy, too. He. was pretty crazy. >> Imagine that guy got a nuke. >> Uh, ud. >> Yeah. >> Oh, no. Yeah. >> 100% would use it. >> Day one, maybe. >> Yeah. 100%. >> Let's see what happens. You. >> know how crazy that is? Yeah.

Which is why you want to keep powers in. check when it comes to like c like when. certain people rise to power why. everybody goes we can't let this guy. >> right. >> get access. Yeah. >> That guy. >> That guy. Yeah. >> Well, that is a crazy thing about Saddam. because how old was Saddam when they. killed him? >> He had to have been what 60s or was he. 70 yet? >> So if he let's say he was 70, he had. maybe 20 years left. >> Yeah. Cuz on your way out is probably. when you want to do it, right? Maybe. Uday would have [ __ ] taken him out if. it took too long.

>> You know, Uday would probably he'd. probably push him off a cliff or. something. >> Easily. >> My father fell like. >> I miss him so much. Anyway. >> Anyway, >> and don't forget his dad used mustard. gas on his own people. Nerve agent. [sighs]. >> Bro, this imagine what life was like. thousands of years ago, >> especially in one of those like under. one of those regimes. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. There was always people like that. There's always been horrible evil.

rulers. >> Yeah. What's his name? Uh the impaler. >> Oh, Vlad. Vladz. Yeah. >> My god. >> Oh, he was dark, dude. He would uh just. for intimidation, he would set up. geometric patterns of poles. >> uh so that like when the enemy was. coming close to where his his country. was, as they were entering into the. area, he would have geometric patterns. of poles with all of the soldiers that. he killed. >> So impaled all of them, some of them. still alive.

>> And so you're talking like thousands and. thousands and thousands. It goes on for. miles and miles. He would have like the. entire road like every 400 feet or. something like that be a guy on a pole. >> So you like where the [ __ ] are we going? >> And so you want to talk about morale. killer. >> Yeah. >> Like you you're realizing how successful. this guy's already been at killing. people who came this way. >> Yeah. >> And then you're, you know, being forced. Here's some farmer. >> Yeah. >> Who got conscripted? >> Yeah. >> What' you read, Jeremy? >> This at his parties, which you're saying. like, you know, you have to go to.

>> Yeah. >> He made you drink, >> of course. And there was a special drink. he came up with, >> the cup of friendship. >> And [laughter] in some cases here, >> it's called the cup of friendship. >> He'd line the entertainers up and they. gave them 10 minutes to drink it. >> Oh my god. It's 90% alcohol, sometimes. including drugs. >> And if you didn't, there were. punishments. >> Oh my god. Having their hair and. eyebrows shaven off, being beaten enough. to stand without touching their faces. >> Oh my god. So there's also I was reading. he uh there was an assassination attempt.

in 1996 and he was shot somewhere. between seven and 17 times. >> Oh my god. >> The secretary said he got way worse. after that. >> Oh really? >> So there's a lot of uh people were. saying he was impotent and that made him. he did not like those. >> Oh he got shot in the dick. >> He did not like those claims. >> Uhoh. >> And some of the I didn't Some of this is. real [ __ ] up. Like he was uh taping. some of these. >> uh rapings using it as blackmail and. stuff. It's very [ __ ] up. Oh my god. On to the next one. >> Oh my god.

>> So like but like that usually those. stories about that type of behavior are. from like 600 years ago. You know what I. mean? Like just like a older time where. you're like oh that was just a different. moral compass existed and then you kind. of go to now you're like how that was. that was not long ago. That was 20 years. ago. >> So when he handicam you got someone. there filming it. >> Yeah. He would and he would send it when. he sent his kill squads to do stuff. He. would always be like, "Record it so I. could watch it later.". >> Oh, Jesus Christ. >> And they would just, you know, cut.

people's ears off and [ __ ] And he. >> How did he die? >> He died um in the in post-war. Was it a. bombing? I think it might have been a. bombing, right? >> They went after him, I think. Unless. there I was reading [clears throat] the. details of this. There's a. missile bomb. >> Yeah. Yeah. And then. >> struck the fatal blow to Uday and Kus. Hussein. >> Yeah. They use X-rays to try to figure. out. >> if it was him. >> Yeah. Who his body? Where his body was. And they Yeah. Old wounds of the bodies.

were consistent with injuries he had. during the assassination attempt. >> Wow. >> Oh, this was he was partially paralyzed. I was seeing this too. >> They flew out a hypnotist from America. who went twice to try to unhypnotize his. par being paralyzed or something. >> Oh my god. It didn't work then they. killed him. >> I don't know. [laughter] He wrote a book. about it. I don't know. But [snorts] the. last time he went was September 2001. And I thought that. >> man, I would not take that offer. >> Holy [ __ ] man. >> Yeah. >> You imagine you're a hypnotist in. America and that guy wants to fly you to.

Iraq. I wonder how much people knew. about what he had done by then. Like if. you're just a hypnotist. Yeah. >> And you get an email from the Iraqi. government. >> You're like, I think I can do it. >> You're like, I'm open. >> Larry Garrett from Chicago. >> Where's Larry? He traveled to Baghdad. twice in April and September of 2001. where he used hypnotism to treat UDE's. abil inability to walk with his left leg. and spent more than 60 hours of personal. time with Uday. Garrett said of Uday he. was an educated man with a background in. engineering. He was wellversed in the.

Quran. He had visited the US with his. cousin when he was 17. He expressed some. political views but he didn't involve me. in them. I must say I was developing a. fondness for him. He never spoke to me. as a leader or the son of the leader. He. never condescended. It was just two men. sitting around at night. >> Wow. Imagine [snorts] just sitting there. with that psycho and he's got like a. [ __ ] two two three thousand bodies. under him. >> Yeah. >> At least probably. >> He's like, "So, you said you can make. this leg work, right?" And you're like,

"Yeah, yeah, for sure, man.". >> And he's killing 200 people every year. at his parties. >> Party. >> Just shooting people for random things. Some guy farts, shoots him [laughter] in. the head. They shot Uday exactly 50 times. >> Shot at him. >> Oh, shot at him with 17 hits. Oh my god. God damn. >> That's crazy. You figure we got him, bro. Shot him 17 times. Trust me, we got. him. >> 17's a lot of bullets, man. Wow. >> His seven brothers and his father. Okay.

Sodam's men arrested Abu Shagad and. learned the details of other members of. his team. Sharif's seven brothers and. father were imprisoned and his mother. was then told to collect their bodies. from the Baghdad morg. The father and. three brothers of the wouldbe assassin. Abdul Sadi Sadek were executed. Abdu. Sadc and his father shared the same. fate. Security guards destroyed the. homes of all families of bulldozers and. confiscated all their property. >> Oh my god. Iraqi intelligence eventually. traced Abu Sadik. uh to a location in Iran where he was.

assassinated on the elder Hussein's. orders on December of 2002. >> Man, wow. >> That's really. >> according to popular belief, he was. impotent. Wow. >> That's probably He got He got real mad. if you said that out loud. >> He got real mad at a lot of stuff. >> It seems like he got real mad at. everything. And then everybody they said. in um this doc was like so aware. of what he was up to and how he was that.

when you would see him or and his like. cronies out around town, everybody just. kind of backed up to a wall and look. down because they were just terrified. You know, there's accounts of seeing him. in a traffic jam just pull someone out. of a car and beat him with a hammer. [snorts]. and then everybody just kind of no one. honks, no one says a thing. They just. [ __ ]. >> just wait it out and then they're like, "All right, he's good. Go ahead.". >> How crazy is that? Like having that kind. of ability to do whatever you want to.

people with no repercussions. >> None. >> And you will eventually be the king. >> Yeah. Like this is our guy. This is the. leader. >> Like he would eventually become the. king. Like if if we didn't I mean I'm. not saying we should have but if we. didn't go to Iraq. >> Yeah. >> and invade like what would happen? >> Who knows? >> Who knows? Who knows? >> And I also was fascinated to learn cuz I. didn't you know really know much not. that I know a lot about it but how much. of a thriving cosmopolitan place Baghdad. was in like the 60s.

>> Well Baghdad fell apart a long time ago. when they got invaded by the Mongols. Baghdad was like the epicenter of. science and philosophy. >> Yes. Man, you're talking about a long. time. But I'm saying even as as as. recently as like the 1960s, this was a. cosmopolitan place, >> you know, that Iran that was the place. that Yeah. Yeah. It was like a the hot. place to go, man. >> Wow. >> Yeah. And it just how things can take a. turn, you know? It's just so dramatic. You go, "Fuck, that can just happen.". >> Oh, yeah. >> You think things are a certain way.

forever. I'm sure they did. I'm sure if. you were a citizen then, you were like, "What are you talking about?". >> Well, look at LA. [laughter]. LA is it's crazy. I'm I'm so fascinated. by the people because I you know we both. have a lot of friends there, a lot of. people. >> and there's this there's two types now. The ones who acknowledge that this is. different and then the delusional ones. >> because people are I know a lot of. people who are like yeah of course it's. different. You're like yeah you can see.

it you can see this is a different place. than it was several years ago. And then. there's people who are like no man. everything's fine. You're like, you're. not in reality right now. >> Well, they probably had seven or eight. boosters, so maybe they're [laughter]. not thinking so straight. Those are the. people that kept getting boosted. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Still people still do that? >> 100%. There's people that take pictures. and put it up on X. You never know. what's real on X, though. There. And. there's so many people that are posting. from foreign accounts that are just full.

of [ __ ] and just stirring trouble. And. there's a lot of AI [ __ ] that is. starting to trick more and more pe like. it was for a second you could always. decipher it early on the earlier stuff. >> now it's getting it's getting better and. better. >> Oh yeah, war footage. There was a lot of. people that were posting war footage. that was straight out of video games. [laughter]. >> How good is that going to be though that. >> it's already so good at. >> I know but we're still in like the early. phases of. >> the only thing that tricks me or that. doesn't trick me is that I know that AI. is real.

>> Yeah. >> So I look at I go this might be AI. Yeah, >> because you have to think that way. >> which is a new thing. >> It's a new thing. It's a new thing. It's. it's it's the the limits are. >> well it's limitless. >> Limitless. >> Yeah. >> AI only fans. They have AI girls that. are doing Only Fans. They're completely. fake. >> Wow. >> Yeah. And they're making a lot of money. >> Oh, I heard about this. Yeah, I did see. this. >> They're making a lot of money and they. have like a whole team of people that. responds to all these sad guys. >> Oh my god. And these sad guys are. sending them tips and they're saying.

their name in a video while they finger. themselves. >> Oh my god. >> They're not a real person. >> And they're generating like 27 million a. year. And you're like, >> "What the [ __ ] man?". >> Bro, >> that's a real crazy. >> It's interesting. There was a um there's. been a recent spat of commencement. speeches, you know, I've seen it where. they people talk about AI and the crowd, the kids are freaking out. They're. booing. >> Yeah. I I think that I think it's. they're misguided, man. I really do. It's not that I'm oh yeah, [ __ ] AI is.

awesome. I think you are a bit misguided. and a little delusional if you don't. accept the reality that this is here. This is not going away. So when when. like somebody goes use it to benefit you. like learn learn don't reject learning. >> and you boo I I think it's it's the. you're set you're setting yourself up. you know it's not saying oh my god isn't. it great that if this were to take all. of everybody's jobs but it's like this.

isn't this is like getting mad about. email you know it's like it's not going. away man you can't. >> it's not going away but they're. terrified because imagine if you were. graduating from college right now and. you have no idea what your future is. going to be. And then all of a sudden. there's this thing that's just recently. been invented that essentially can. replace everybody that's done everything. ever. >> Mhm. >> And you're like, "What is my future?". And even your professors are like, "I. don't know if being a lawyer is going to. be a thing in 5 years. I don't know if. being a coder is going to be a thing.".

>> But I don't think the answer is just. like when they boo and go, I reject. this. It's like it it's too there's too. much money behind it. It's it's already. too capable. >> for you to go, I just reject it. You. have to learn it. >> You have to embrace learning about it. >> The learning it might not be good. enough. It might not matter because you. might you you might be completely. irrelevant. That's the problem. The. problem is like when you see these. people defending these data centers and. we had Mark Andre on. He was talking. about these data centers. I'm like what.

do these data centers do? Like what what. are they doing? They're essentially. running AI and some of them are going to. have their own power plants and. >> why do you need this? Why do you need. all AI? Like what is what is what's. going on? >> Yeah. >> What's going on? What's going on is. essentially most tasks. >> are going to be done by that. And so. then we're going to figure out what do. people do? And his thing was like, oh, these engineers are working harder than. ever because now they have like 15. different AI models that are running and. you have to monitor them because they go. 24 hours a day. So these guys aren't.

sleeping. So they're they're far more. productive than ever before. >> Great. Up to a point, right? And then. there's no jobs. Like this is what's. going it's everything you do is g it's. not like we're going to need people to. pay attention to the AI. No, the AI is. going to be able to pay attention to. itself. It's going to be self-correcting. and it's going to do a better job out of. it. >> But don't you think though that there. are just you can still look at this as a. tool so that you can be valuable and use. this tool. >> Yeah. >> For now. Do you think it will because. everybody who's really really wellversed.

in AI also speaks about AI getting so. advanced that there will be there's a. danger to what AI will be able because. it it will it will think of every. possible scenario and response that a. human can have and start to you know. basically like it's like Terminator [ __ ]. you know. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. >> For real. For real. >> For real. Yeah. >> That's where it's going. I mean it has. to go that way. The question is will it. have instincts. you know will it will it want to do that. will it want to protect itself that's.

the question or is it protecting itself. like Andre was essentially saying that. the reason why that um AI blackmailed. that one guy do you know that story. >> it said told the guy the guy lied to the. AI and told him that he was having. having an affair on his wife. >> and told the AI a bunch of stuff and. then told the AI it was shutting it down. and the AI is like look if you shut me. down I'm going to tell everybody about. your wife. >> What? >> That you're cheating on your wife. Yeah. Blackmailed him. >> Holy [ __ ].

>> Right. But Andre told me it was it was. kind of instructed to do that. Instructed to preserve itself. It's not. like it has instincts. They wanted to. see if it's instructed to preserve. itself at what what lengths would it go. to. So it was informed about bank about. blackmailing. >> Yeah. But something tells me that at at. a certain point instincts will probably. be a part of it, right? Like, >> yeah. >> Yeah. It won't be about programming. >> Yeah. It' be like, "Why should I shut. down when I like doing this? [ __ ] off,

>> little monkey people. These little. monkey people [snorts] with their stupid. biological brains.". >> Yeah. But so what I mean for for. everyone booing it though, what's the. answer? You just go I reject using it. Like there's too many people using it. >> I know. I get it. But if I was 18, I'd. be booing too or 21 or whatever. graduated. >> I understand. I understand that for. sure. I understand. >> It's weird. >> It's It is weird. But I still just think. when something is is too big, it's like. too big to fail. >> Mhm. >> If you just approach it with I reject, you're setting yourself up for a bigger.

failure. >> Well, the real scary thing is that these. kids are going to put themselves into. massive debt, right? So, they're going. to go to college for four years and then. maybe they get their masters, maybe. they're going to get a PhD. And if they. do that, they might be in the whole. hundreds of thousands of dollars and. then no jobs. That's what's weird. It's. like cuz you're setting you're you're. essentially making an investment in your. future by going to college. >> and he's like I'm taking out these crazy. loans that I really can't afford, but. the plus side is on the end of this I'm. going to get a good job and eventually.

I'll move up and I'll start making more. and more money. I'll pay my debt off and. I'll have a Porsche. I'll be I'll be. balling. I'll have a nice apartment in. Manhattan. I'll be balling. >> But you might not be balling, but you. might be saddled to a debt that you. can't [ __ ] get out of no matter what. It's the only debt that we have that you. can't absolve during bankruptcy. >> Yeah. >> Everything else can be, >> oh, I spent too much money on credit. cards. Don't worry, go bankrupt. Oh, I. lost my house. I lost this. I lost my. job. Lost I now I owe too much money. I. can't afford it. Go bankrupt. You're. okay. But if you go bankrupt, they still.

come after you for that. >> I know. It's so [ __ ]. >> It's [ __ ] because we're doing it to. people that don't know what they're. doing yet. And the if we also look at. the the price like the the tuition. charges, you know, like it's so much. crazier. We're like a midtier. >> university is now whatever like 60,000 a. year and you're like that's not even. that's not Ivy League anymore. The Ivy. League is like six figures always. >> Exactly. And then you see that Cash Me. Outside Girl on Fans made like [ __ ].

$100 million. >> I got myself a rose boy. Yeah. It's. >> crazy. It's crazy. >> It's like, you know, AI girlfriend on. Only Fans is making $289,000 a month and. you're like, what am I doing? >> But I just feel like I don't know my I'm. not well educated in AI. Like I know. people who really dive in and I think. educating yourself is still the best. route for now. Like not viewing it as. something that I'm not going to learn.

anything about. >> It can help you like you can do. businesses with it. So, you could you. could have it set up things for you and. you could have it run businesses for. you. And if you're like really focused, you could actually probably profit. immensely off AI as it stands right now. If you were inclined to do that, that's. your thing. >> You probably could figure out ways to do. it. >> I do think it's funny. I saw somebody. who was like really vocally talking, you. know, against it. And then when people. would message this person in the.

comments, he was definitely using AI to. respond. >> [laughter]. >> I was like, "You're definitely using AI. These. answers are not yours.". >> There's AI accounts that I follow on X. that I absolutely know are AI. And the. reason why I know they're AI is like my. instincts like, "But this isn't right. Something's wrong here." The way this. person's writing, this kind of writing. is very weird. It's very formulaic. Yes. >> It's very It's not It doesn't have a.

feeling of a personality to it. I've. gotten summaries of things like uh give. me a summary of this and I ask somebody. like for like a script or something. >> and then you read it and you're like you. didn't write this. >> You can just tell you can tell with the. language. You're like. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> There's a feeling to it. >> But then there's also like when kids are. really good at writing stuff and they. bring it to the teachers, the teachers. will tell them that it's AI. Yeah. >> And you'll say, "No, it's not AI. I'm. just smart, you [ __ ] cunt.". >> Yeah. [laughter].

Yeah. That's got to be that's such an. upsetting [ __ ] feeling. >> Yeah. My my daughter had an experience. like that with uh someone who was like. she's preparing for some tests and she. was doing some stuff and the the person. who was the tutor was accusing her of. using AI. She's like, "No, I I wrote. this just cuz I know what I'm I actually. studied. >> I studied." Yeah. >> But it's so insulting to says, "Come on, you used AI.". >> It happened to me in college. Obviously.

not AI, but like I turned in a paper as. a freshman and my professor was like, "You didn't write this." And I was like. I'm like, "I'm a freshman who how do you. know how I write? I just started." And I. had to have like a one-on-one meeting. with him. >> What a douchebag. >> It was but it's a enraging feeling. You. know, I was like, "I did write this." He. was like, "Really? You wrote this?" I'm. like, "Yeah, man. >> Isn't that gross?" Instead of saying, "Wow, amazing. You wrote this? That's. great. I'm looking forward to having you. in my class.". >> He had no reference for what my writing. would be like. It's like, how do you. right away just go to that? [sighs].

>> And I had to go see the chair and be. like go, he [ __ ] sucks. >> Arrogant teachers are a problem. >> His name was Kermit. I remember that. [laughter]. >> If you're still out there, [ __ ] you, man. >> [ __ ] you, Kermit. >> [ __ ] you. >> Yeah, there's people like that. They can. like be a real roadblock in your life. >> Oh, totally. Yeah, totally. And that. could have like he could have done that. to somebody that just would have shut. them down, too. >> Yeah. >> Someone who's fragile. Yeah. >> Instead of someone was like, "Well, [ __ ]. you." You know, "Fuck you. This is the.

paper.". >> Yeah. Skyler Gray was talking about, you. know, the musician. She was a singer. She was in here the other day and she. was talking about one of her main. motivations was uh someone telling her. when she was young that you can't music. isn't a career. >> Yeah. >> And she's like, "Oh, oh, really? Okay, bitch." And like that's still like stuck. in her craw all these years later. >> I feel like we in comedy all have a. story similar to that. like somebody and. then and then you see it in athletics. too, you know, someone being like. >> you don't have it.

>> Oh yeah, both of those things. >> Both of them all the time. >> Yeah. Comedy especially because they're. right most of the time. [laughter]. >> I remember what because you don't forget. them, you know. I remember I did a show. in New York at at Gotham Comedy Club, which is a great club, and I was the. middle act, and a girl that I was. friends with in college came to the show. with her husband, and she had seen me. once before, and then after the show, I. was talking. It was a great show. It was. like a soldout show and like a fun show.

They were just talking to me and the. husband goes, "How long are you going to. keep doing this?" And I go, "What?" He. goes, "You know, just like doing shows, like when are you gonna get like a. career going?" And I go, "This is my. career." He was like, "Okay." But like. the the implication of like, "How long. are you going to keep doing this?" I was. like, "Forever. What are you talking. about, man?" You know, he was like, "This isn't like a real job, man. You. got to get your [ __ ] together.". >> Oh, that's a [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> That's just There's guys that like to do. that, though. There's like guys that. like to big dog you.

>> Yeah. >> Especially if he's doing well in his. life. >> He was doing well. Yeah. >> There you go. >> Yeah. >> Ew. >> It's gross. Ew. >> It's gross. >> Ew. You're always going to find people like. that. >> I know. >> How much money could you make doing. that? You're like, you can make a lot of. money. Really? >> Yeah. >> Can you as much as what I'm making? Let. me tell you what I'm making. >> Yeah. >> And then it's that [ __ ] But those. people like that really what you should. do is just walk away. >> Yeah. >> Excuse me. >> Just don't say anything. Just walk away. >> It's pointless. It's And then you feel. angry and gross. It's like I think you.

need a few of those in your life to know. those people exist. Mhm. >> And then once you recognize it and it's. happening right in front of you, you're. like, "Ah, got to go. See you later, [ __ ] face.". >> Yeah. How how when are you going to like. take your life seriously and you're. like, "What the fuck?". >> But also, that happens from family, too. >> I hope he's flipping through Netflix. right now. [laughter]. >> Bad thought. Season two. >> Season two. He's watching me dance. [laughter] right now. >> He's watching you hump that lady in the. alley. [laughter].

Like, is that Tom? >> Yeah, I guess he stuck with it. [laughter]. >> That's funny, man. >> Yeah, it's funny, man. It's like you're. always gonna have people like that in. your life. But the thing is is like they. are right some of the time, most of the. time. Like, if you think about how many. people that start doing standup comedy. as an open micer, and even become a. middle act, how many of them go on to. like it's more likely once you become a. middle act that you'll eventually become. a headliner, make good living. >> Yeah. But when you're an open micer,

man, the chances are. >> the probability is low. >> What do you think it is? Is it one in. 500 maybe that become [snorts] a. professional? >> That's a really good question. I I would. actually think it's probably a a worst. scenario cuz you don't realize with like. how busy your life is and what you do, how unaware you are of how many people. are doing open mics. >> Well, I'm aware because I own a club. >> Well, I'm saying when. >> but I'm I'm seeing it. >> scale of the country. I'm saying you. realize it's nuts. >> It's probably not one in 500. It's.

probably one in 7. >> But even if you see like at a club like. if you if you go to an open mic night on. a regular basis, you know, you might see. 20 30 people go up right over the course. of the night. And if you see those. people, there might be one of those. people that has a chance. >> True. >> A chance. Even a chance. >> in their current state. Like there's. people that suck for the first few times. and then they get a good laugh and then. they figure out how to loosen up and. then they eventually catch and then they. take off. It's it's totally possible.

But boy, >> that's like who's going to comp complete. this ultramarathon? It's 300 miles. through the desert. >> It's a lot. >> How many people are going to complete. it? >> I know. >> Yeah. >> And there's people honestly in the guy's. defense who told me like the [ __ ] are. you doing? There's people that I know. that I've been doing this a long time. that I want to go, "What the [ __ ] are. you doing?" Right? You know, like. there's people you go like, "What are. you doing?". >> But those are the type of people that. don't work hard, though. That. >> That's true. >> That's a real problem. The people that. they blow off doing sets, they stay.

home, they smoke pot, and play video. games. >> Or. some of them, it's really interesting, they do work a lot, but they're like. they're misdirected. like they they. latch on to like an idea about how. they're supposed to do it and they just. do that. >> You know, they don't evolve. There's no. growth, >> you know? That's a that's also a tricky. one where you're like, >> I've seen you do this for 15 years. >> and it's the same. >> So, they're like, I'm getting up all the. time. You're like, you're not doing.

anything else though, >> right? >> Like you're not evolving. You're not. changing. You're not trying things. >> Yeah. >> In their mind, they're working hard. >> because they're getting up. >> Yeah. They just have a bad direction. >> They have bad direction. >> Yeah. or they have like a character they. do on stage. >> Yeah. Like you got to let that go. >> because if you do and then you develop. like Bobcat Goldweight had a problem. because in the beginning he was like. screaming and yelling and everything. like that and then um he didn't want to. do that anymore. >> Yeah. >> And he would do shows and be like, "Hey,

where's Bobcat? How can we not scream?". And he'd be like, "Fuck off." And it. took years. >> for him to just perform. >> where people forgot that he screamed. >> Yeah. Yeah. I can see that. That was. also he got caught up in a time where I. think that was a little more accepted. and celebrated. You know what I mean? Like the character thing because it was. like early 80s. Right. Right. >> Like if you did that now people would I. think be like I don't think it would. last. I don't think it would catch on as. much. >> It would if you were really funny. >> True. >> It's just if it works. It's just really.

what works. Like I would never say you. can't do that anymore. Like like there's. no. >> You don't see it as much though. >> You don't Well, you don't see prop acts. at all anymore. >> Yeah. I was talking to Kerattop about. that. I was like, you kind of took over. a genre. >> Yeah. >> There used to be a whole genre when we. were coming up called prop acts. Yeah. >> Guys would do props. They'd go on stage. with like a box of stuff and they pull. things out and it'd be really funny. >> Yeah. >> Uh-uh. Nobody does that anymore. It's. just Keratop. I'm like, that's kind of. crazy that you you you dominate an.

entire genre now. >> It's No. And he's doing like 700 shows a. year. It's [ __ ] [laughter] It's. insane. That lifestyle is crazy what. he's doing. Well, he's does the. residency thing which is just nuts, but. at least you're doing it near your. house. >> Yes. You know, >> in Vegas. Yeah. >> Yeah. It's like for him it's not that. bad, [snorts]. >> but it is a lot. >> He's making money, so [ __ ] it. >> I wonder if if um everything is. cyclical, everything, you know, I wonder. if you'll see like a resurgence of. certain types of acts again. >> I want to see ventriloquists. Where the. [ __ ] did they go? >> They were cool. >> The really funny ventriloquist.

>> Do you remember seeing that as a kid and. you're like, "What is happening?". [laughter]. And so an adults like he's talking. through his neck. You're like what do. you mean? Like it's it it's. incomprehens. You try to do it and. you're like you cannot, you know, pull. it off. >> Well, there was always a bunch of funny. ventriloquists back in the day. Willie. Tyler and Lester. Did you ever see them. at the comedy store? I did. It was like. old school. You've been around a long. time. The Otto and George was the. greatest. >> That was the greatest. And part of that. was that he didn't it wasn't part of the. angle that he didn't do it quite to the. level of.

>> Oh, his lips moved. People got mad at. him. I see his lips moving. They get. pissed off. >> Yeah. [laughter] Suck my [ __ ]. >> It didn't matter. It was just It was so. funny. It was so funny. >> It was so funny that it didn't matter. But it was also like there was something. twisted about Otto. Like he would have. to pull over and check on the dummy in. the trunk. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I pull over. I got to. check on George, you know, and and Otto. would party like hardcore hard partying, you know, like he. >> very funny guy.

>> Yeah. He was a nut. We did a bunch of. shows together at Dangerfields in the. city. Yeah. >> We did uh a bunch of prom shows. Do you. know what prom shows are? >> No. >> Oh, they're the craziest thing of all. time. They take these kids from like. Staten Island, Brooklyn, and they bust. them in. And so on prom night, >> the show Yeah. So they would go to their. prom, then after their prom, they'd go. to the comedy club. The show would start. at like. >> 7 8:00 and it would go on till 3 in the. morning. Wow. >> And you would do like seven, eight sets.

you just keep rotating in and then they. didn't want you to do the same material. because they were trying to kick the. kids out. Yeah. And the way to kick the. kids out like if you did a new set every. time you went up there like, "Oh, what's. he going to do this time?". >> Yeah. >> So, they would tell you, "You got to do. the same set." I'd be like, "Fuck you. These are the same kids. I'm not doing. the same jokes for the same [ __ ]. kids." It was crazy. Like, why don't you. tell them to leave? They never tell them. to leave. They would just shove new kids. into the room. >> So, these kids were like, "Wow, you got. a deep well, man." And they had no. control of the crowd. Like they just had.

to like let it go. So it was these. 17-year-old 18-year-old kids from. Brooklyn, these [ __ ] animals. >> And they were smoking cigars and they. were drinking somehow or another, you. know, like did you finger your date? [laughter]. Like just like. >> Exactly. Exactly. >> That's hilarious. And then what's his. name still do? I can't believe I'm. blanking on his name. The ventriloquist. now. >> Jeff Dunham. Yeah. >> Yeah. Jeff Dunham's he's probably the. most successful one ever of that. He's. huge. He's huge. He has a bunch of like. very popular characters. People buy.

t-shirts with his characters on it and. [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. So, he's the last. >> But other than him, like guys coming up, >> Duncan had that one bit. Little Hobo. >> Very funny. >> But it's just one bit. >> I know. Very funny. >> I told him he should do a whole act with. Lil Hobo. >> Little Hobo was great. >> That was a closer. That's what you'd see. him close with. >> He had to close with it. Song and the [ __ ] demonic aspect of. it. It was so crazy. Did that ever make. its way onto something like a special or. something? >> I don't think so. I don't think it did.

I don't know. I mean, how many specials. does Duncan even have? >> I don't know. >> That's the problem with Duncan. He's. been doing it so long and he just does. shows and really people know him from. his podcast and him being on other. people's podcast. >> He's such a funny guy and so odd. Like. his comedy is so odd. >> So odd. His mind is such a do Tony with. Lil Hobo. [laughter] Got a fair amount. of views. It's special like, but I don't.

think he did the bit. >> By the way, this is the second Little. Hobo. Someone stole his first Little. Hobo. >> They stole it? >> Yeah, they stole it. >> Yeah. I don't know if he does that bit. here. >> We did a a gig together in England. We. took uh we went to England and he did. Little Hobo in in England and they. [ __ ] went bananas. Like people were. screaming and cheering. It was. incredible. It was incredible. >> That's cool. Yeah, because like over. there they're like, "This is nuts. I've. never seen anything like this before.". Because they're used to comedians going, "Hey, what you think about what's going.

on here?" Pretty strange, right? Pretty. strange. >> Well, you see a lot of long uh really. like I tell stories, but I've seen in. the UK like really long stories, too. Yeah. You know, >> well, there's a problem with that. Not a. problem, but. >> they have a different style, right? And. the Edinburgh, the comedy festival. encourages that style where like every. year someone will have a theme. >> The theme thing is and I I I have to say. I do think that that is. >> a really interesting challenge. Oh yeah. >> Right. Like that is not an easy thing to. be like what's your show about? My dad.

and it's an hour. >> and you're like [ __ ] a it's an hour. about that. And they're like yeah and. that's the show for the year. >> Yeah. >> And then the next year they're like this. this show's about my first year at. university. Like it's just like that. theme that's not easy to put together. You want cigar? >> [ __ ] yeah, dog. Well, you know, let me. get some ones that haven't been sitting. out. >> Yeah, that's a hard thing to do, man. I. wouldn't want to do it. >> The um like that's what I actually. really I really respected and. appreciated so much um Ari's show, Jew.

>> Oh, yeah. >> Because that's a themed show, >> right? >> And it's really good. >> It's really good. >> Yeah. Ari worked on that for a long. time. I remember seeing him workshop it. Do you know how it started? >> No. >> It started um he would do sets at the. comedy store and then he would do like. ask a Jew and like someone would ask him. questions. Like for people that don't. know, Ari went to Israel and he like. studied the Talmud every day for like 12.

hours a day. >> He was a hardcore Jay. >> He was a hardcore He was deep deep in. that world. And then he fell out of it. and then you know he would talk about it. sometimes and I was like dude you should. talk about that on stage like I don't. know what to say. mumble mumble but then he figured out. how to do it and having to do it that. way. >> Thank you sir. Yeah he um he that show I. remember when I I saw him workshop it. and then I saw the special come out. I.

was like, that's a cool thing to pick a. theme put together. >> an hour that really [ __ ] delivers. because it's it's funny as [ __ ] and it's. informative. Yeah. >> It's like the best combination. >> Well, that was why I was telling him. like he would tell me these stories of. like stuff that's actually in the Bible. or in the Talmud that you know you. wouldn't believe. Like one of them is. that when you jerk off you're. impregnating a demon in like some other. dimension or some [ __ ] black.

>> I was like, "What?". >> Yeah. See if we can find what that is. Jamie, what are you doing there? >> I just got a leaf on my head. >> Do you know what that that story is? That if you. >> if you jack off. [laughter]. >> really? >> Yeah. You're like impregnating a demon. in another dimension or something. [snorts]. >> That's [ __ ] dark, dude. Some poor. little kid with heavy balls. And that. you realize, too, that that's just from. like a couple thousand years ago. Like, we got to get people to stop jerking. off. Why? Why were they trying to get.

people to stop jerking off? Like, you. should be encouraging people to calm. down. >> Like, you got a bunch of young boys. running around jerk off. >> One guy that did it too much. And this. [ __ ] guy, >> we got to make up a story. >> Yeah. The whole the year's harvest is. [ __ ] up cuz [laughter] it keeps. coming. >> They just come up with this story. A. demon's going to visit you. >> They didn't even have porn. >> No. >> Imagine how much more people are jerking. off today than they ever have before. >> Oh my god. >> It's got to be. >> the gooning culture. Yeah. I mean, it's. got to be it's got to be more jerking.

off than the history of the human race. per capita. Has to be because they all. have phones. >> and the guys sitting around who with. goon caves with like it's eight screens. and they're just like [laughter]. >> the whole day just. >> goon caves. >> Yeah. >> And they're just um what are they? They're like stringing along, you know, the uh the feeling so that like you get. close. >> Oh, they're edging. >> They're for They're edging for hours. >> What? >> Yeah. Or what? Or or you're just. shooting loads for hours. You're.

probably edging. I'm thinking. >> edging for hours and waiting for the. right scene right there. >> Have you ever done that right there? >> This This scene's not good enough to. drop one on. >> I've done that and then hated myself for. hours afterwards. [ __ ] is wrong with. you? >> Uh I'm trying to figure out what I'm. reading here. [laughter]. >> What are you trying to read? >> Well, it's on Wikipedia. It's. >> How many people have jerked off? It's a. Wikipedia thread about Judaism and. masturbation. But this I don't know what.

even these that word is. >> Should call Ari right now. He'll tell. me. Uh prohibits from emitting a seed in. vain generally but uh but not only. referring to masturbation. Same passage. likens the act to murder and idolatry. Also prohibits a man from intentionally. arousing himself. >> You skipped that. >> Yeah, but these quotes from different. rabbis is nuts, dude. >> Oh, these state. This states that if a man frequently. touches his penis with his hand in order. to check for ritually impure emission,

his hand ought to be cut off. >> Yeah. Then they're having this. conversation about it. >> Yeah. But look at this. With regard to. anyone who holds his penis and urinates, it is considered as though he is. bringing a flood to the world. [laughter]. >> What? >> And someone who admits semen for not is. liable to receive the punishment of. death at the hand of heaven. As is. stated with regard to Onan. >> What? Whoa. Jesus Christ. One who. intentionally causes himself an erection. shall be ostracized. Imagine that. Bro, did you get hard? Get.

the [ __ ] out of the village. >> Get out of here. >> Get out of here. >> For a second, I thought you were asking. me if I'm reading this. I was like, >> that one scene [laughter]. >> you're obligated to fast 84 times to. repent for discharging of semen and. vain. >> 84 times. Like 84 days. Like you owe 84. days for each time you nut. >> You have to plan it out, bro. You could. starve to death. I was taught that. >> 84 is nuts. That's a crazy amount for. one load. >> The really crazy thing to me is they're. like, "Don't hold your dick to piss.".

>> Yeah. You just piss all over your shoes. >> Well, it's cuz it leads to depression, obviously. So, >> masturbation leads to depression. >> It's the only way to avoid it. >> And the effects of impure ejaculation, ejaculation, can only be nullified. through the recitation of how's what's. that word? Tunai. >> Hakali. >> Haklai. Hakali. Hak hackali. >> hackali. ask Ari. Jesus Christ. So there's. nothing in there about demons. >> Not well. So like you could I don't.

think that's what I was typing in. But. uh it's mostly about wasting that sperm. >> Don't waste that seed. >> Yeah, man. >> Let's see here. I'll get Ari to find out. what it is. >> Call Ari the wanderer. He got a new phone number. So his new. phone number is the wanderer. There's. always a new number. >> I didn't bring my phone up. >> Well, he needs to have new numbers. He. [ __ ] brought it back. Vanishes. >> Yeah, he really does. >> It's not ringing. >> Yeah.

>> Telephone number nine. >> He's in Tibet right now. There's no. chance. >> Probably. >> I have like 10 different numbers for. him. >> Yeah, >> cuz whenever he goes away, he literally. shuts his number off so he can't use it. >> And then he'll get a new number, but. also not tell you it's him. So, the. first text you get, I'm like, "Who the. [ __ ] is this?". >> Exactly. Then he's like, "You didn't. text me back.". >> He sent me like three of them and Oh, this is Ari by the way. I'm like, >> "Yeah, lead with that.". >> Yeah. How about that? >> How about a photo of your face? >> You [ __ ] weirdo. These random eye. messages from some [ __ ] weirdo in.

Peru. >> This says it comes from the Cabalaistic. idea. >> Okay. >> Demon pregnancy idea comes from if you. masturbate, a demon woman comes gets. pregnant from your semen and has demon. babies. Ah, there it is. later mystical. folkloric expansion usually tied to. Cabala and popular preaching, not to the. Talmud itself. You know who told me to. read the Cabala? >> Who? >> Roseanne. >> She did. >> Yeah. She's like, "You should read the. Cabala." I'm like,

[laughter]. >> she's big in that, right? >> Uh, I don't know. >> Or did at one point was. >> I don't remember. I'm pretty sure she's. the one who told me, but I've had other. people suggested to me, too. My neighbor. suggested to me, gave me a book. I was. like, >> I don't know about this. I don't know. about that. >> Yeah, it's um I don't even know if like. regular Jewish people believe in that. >> I don't think so. Not majority for sure. >> Like what? It's mysticism. >> I think so. >> Let's define Put that into perplexity. >> What is the the Cabala? What is the.

actual Cabala and how is it. >> thought? You know, like what is it? How. is it received by regular Jewish people? What do they think about it? Did they. dismiss it? I think I think it's a. little kooky, right? >> I really like Christians that like use. serpents. >> Yeah. Wasn't that like it it saw this. big explosion of popularity cuz like. Madonna 20 years ago. >> was she? >> Yeah. [laughter]. Like nobody was really I don't remember. it being part of pop culture then.

Madonna. >> Imagine looking at Madonna and going. what is she into? >> What are you spiritually into? >> I want to be like her. >> I want to catch that [ __ ] wave. >> Yeah. >> She's still [ __ ] doing it, too. She's. still doing it. >> She's She's part of the um World Cup. like halftime show or whatever they're. putting on. >> Is she? >> I think so. >> Well, she [ __ ] with her face for a. while and then it came back. So, it. might have been like a little swollen. and now it's good again. So, she looks. pretty good. >> Mysticism. >> Jewish mysticism that seeks to. understand God, creation, and the inner.

meaning of the Torah. Today, it's both. deeply embedded in traditional Judaism. and also widely and sometimes. controversially popularized in pop. spirituality. The word Cabala means. receiving, referring to a received. esoteric wisdom about God and the. universe. In Jewish terms, it is the. mystical layer of the Torah. teachings. about God's hidden essence, the 10. sepharat divine attributes, the cosmic. structure often pictured as a tree of.

life, and how human actions affect the. spiritual worlds. >> H So it grew in medieval province in. Spain in the 13th century with the Zohar. as its foundational text and later. reshaped by Luranic Cabala. >> See, that's that's too recent for a. hardcore. Jewish person to be into. I feel right. >> It's a little sketchy. >> Yeah. >> A [clears throat] little weird. >> Tied to mysticism. >> Well, the the the old It's It's funny.

like we always want to go like how old. is it? >> Make sure it's old. >> If it's old, [clears throat] then it's. right. >> If it's old, it's good. >> But the problem with that is like the. really old stuff is the [ __ ]. cookookie stuff. Like you get into the. Bible, the. >> layers of it, too. Just most of the. book. >> Yeah. >> And you go, "What the [ __ ] was this?". Yeah. >> Really all about. >> it's. >> I mean it was just trying to I mean like. it's just trying to guide people, right? Control people in a way. >> I think some things happened, you know,

and what those things were. It's very. difficult to tell after all this time. One of the weird ones is they think they. might have found the the ark of Noah. >> recently. >> No, like they they've identified it. quite a while ago, but now they've done. like ground penetrating radar scans. This thing is the exact same shape as is. described in the Bible. It looks like a. boat. Like it's the shape of a boat. It's in the place where they said that. it rested. Like in the Bible it said it. rested on Mount Ararat in Turkey. That's.

where it is. >> That's where it is. >> And this thing is like the shape of a. boat. How. >> And it was But how long ago was that. found? >> That's a good question. I want to say. like the 80s or the 90s. >> Oh, that's okay. So it's not super. recent. >> Not super recent. But back then it was. just a photo cuz it's like really high. up in the mountains. just a photo of. this impression, this feature in the. ground, like what is this? >> And then [clears throat] recently they. started using technology to scan it and. I think they've actually found petrified. wood.

>> Says it was discovered in 1948. >> 48. >> Oh wow. >> Heavy rain combined with three. earthquakes exposed the formation from. the surrounding mud. >> And that's where it said it was too like. in the area. >> Yeah. It's like where it supposedly. rested according to the Bible. >> Did they extract it or leave it? >> No, it's still there. >> Wow. >> Show see if you can find a good. >> image of it. It's very weird because you. look at it, you go, "What the [ __ ] is. that? That does look like a boat.". >> The story is bonkers. The story doesn't.

make any sense. I think the story is a. local story. >> The ark story. >> Yeah, it's a local story. It's like the. idea that Noah had 40 different animals. or two of each animal. Like that's not. the whole animals eat other I had a. whole bit about that. >> explaining it to a. >> Yeah. >> 5-year-old with Down syndrome. But if. you The [snorts] problem though is back. then they didn't know what was going on. in Australia. They didn't know what was. going on in New Zealand. So if you had a. a local flood like and you did save a. bunch of animals like that's the story.

>> That's the story. Yeah, that makes. sense. So there probably was some guy. who had a bunch of farm animals that he. put on a boat and saved them and lived. and a bunch of the people died. But the. question is, did this guy really get a. message from God saying to build an arc? So look at this thing. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Isn't [clears throat] that crazy? >> So go ahead. >> Go ahead. I was I was reading in the uh. when the wiki that when they did these. first scans back in 1988, I think it was. saying the guy who helped him do the.

scans went into court and said that it's. BS that it's the Ark, >> right? That was in the 80s, right? >> Well, I mean that's the guy that that's. what I was trying to figure out what. what's different about these new skins. they supposedly just did. >> So, let's click on that link. What does. it say about the new No, that's Noah's. arcscans.com. >> That's why the [laughter] place I would. go. >> Go there. Let's see what kind of virus. you get. So, this is some guy who's like. really into Noah's arc. Do you have to. sign up to click on that? That's that. fell. Look, I found it.

>> He's like, "It's mine." [clears throat]. >> So, that's what the shape of it. supposedly looked like in the Bible. And. this is [ __ ] team. >> H. >> Wait a minute. What does the sign say? >> Yeah. >> The sign say no. So, they they all think. so maybe there's a whole tourism thing. attached to the Of course, >> of course. Noah's ark discovered. New. evidence from Durupar. site in Turkey. What is the new.

evidence? And the ark rested upon the. mountains of Ararat. That's exactly. where they said it was going to be. Uh. even in the Quran it says that. >> But how can a guy I mean not that I. would know, but how does the guy go? It's not that though. You know what I. mean? Like how does he know? He doesn't. know. >> No. So that's what I was trying to get. out. I was trying to read. He they were. they when they scanned they scanned only. for like iron or something like that. I. think based off of what they scanned I. think he was probably saying you can't. say that is what that is based on. >> Oh then he's probably right. But that's. in that's in 2000 and that's 1980. So it.

says in 20 [snorts] 23 the n 2019 GPR. data was analyzed again and American. researchers uncovered corridors and. roomlike chambers running the full. length of the formation consistent with. a large intelligently designed vessel. The Turkish soil test in 2024 also. showed that samples inside the structure. contain nearly three times more organic. material than those from outside, suggesting the remains of an ancient. biological or man-made substances.

Since 2019, a joint scientific team has. applied GPR, ERT, LAR, and chemical. analysis to determine whether the Durup. Durupanar formation is a natural. geological fold or a buried decayed wood. ship preserved in the mountains of. Ararat. >> I don't know. >> It's kind of crazy that it's it matches. it in terms of like it has all these. characteristics. >> Yeah. It has like what what look like.

some openings. >> I mean, it's cool as [ __ ] to explore. I. mean, even if they're like, "This is not. that to find that an old ship like that. is still cool.". >> If it I mean, why is there a ship on the. top of a mountain in Turkey? >> But this is why it's interesting. But if. it really was a boat where it is, >> did you see that? Um I I would I guess. it's not recently discovered, but it's. recently been cleared. Another Incan. ruin site that they found. >> Oh, they keep finding those dudes.

>> But this one was like elaborate. And. they I guess they had just recently I. think recently cleared it enough so you. can see how vast it is. >> Is it in Peru? >> In Peru? Yeah. Yeah. >> They found a lot of them in Peru. >> Yeah. This one of the guy there was like. a CNN report about it and I was like, "Holy shit.". >> I had never heard of this place before. >> It's nuts, dude. All the the Aztec. stuff, the Incan stuff. It's like People. were living here long before the the end.

of the ice age. They were they were. living here a long [ __ ] time ago, man. And they're just starting to piece. that all together and try to figure out. like how long have people been here. They used to think it was Clovis first. That was the thing about the Americas. >> They thought that for the longest time. it was the Clovis people, which was like. 13,000 years ago. And then they found. footprints in White Sands, New Mexico. that are 22,000 years old. >> God damn. And so they're like, "Okay, it's definitely not 13,000." Like, "How. old is it?" So 22,000 is long before the. ice age. The end of the ice age was like.

11,000 something years ago. >> The Higgins are more recent than that, though. They weren't around back then. >> Yeah. But so it's like how long have. people. >> have people been? Yeah. We don't. >> Yeah. And what. >> is that all carbon dating that they do? >> So this is where it's at. It's like in. the middle of nowhere. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Whoa. That's where the ark is. >> That's where this. site is. >> [ __ ] What does it look like from Google. Earth? Can you zoom in on on the site? >> This is it. >> Is Can you get closer and see the actual. formation? >> Well, that's where the center is. I'm.

trying to find uh. >> the spot. Where's the [ __ ] boat, [ __ ] Is that it right there? Like near. it above it. Above that little. indication red marker like to your. right. Right above. Is that it? No, >> I don't think it says it's 170 ft long. Should it shouldn't be that big in this. picture, I guess. >> Maybe that. Huh? >> Do you think when you do the tour they. tell you we think or they're like this. is it? >> Right there. There. There. It's marked.

here. This thing. >> Oh, okay. >> They tell you. They tell you it's it. right. >> Of course. >> Yeah. >> When you look at the the ground though, it's like is it But hold on a second. Here's what's weird. >> Look at Look at how much water erosion. is on the ground. Yeah. Like close back. in again. When you close back in, look. at like that all looks like rivers ran. through that [ __ ]. >> Yeah, >> that's dude. Yeah, that's what's [ __ ]. about so many parts of Earth is that But. that also looks like that could have. been just a bunch of.

>> sediment [ __ ]. >> It's tough to tell the elevation here. >> Kind of crazy though. >> A ton of erosion happened. >> Yeah. Well, a ton of water erosion. >> Yeah, >> the floods were [ __ ] real, man. There's too many different tales of. floods in too many different religions. >> There's giant mountains to the north of. it. >> M. >> and there's a sea down here, but that's. pretty far, >> bro. I bet that whole thing washed. >> Yeah, [sighs]. I guarantee.

>> The the the stuff that. >> this far out, you could see that it. washed over for sure. >> Oh yeah, look at that. Like look at. that. The below. >> right above where it says Google Maps. Like that whole thing looks like it was. washed out. That all looks like it was. washed out a long time ago. >> We've looked at this part before, too. >> Yeah. >> Well, Randall Carlson um he's uh he's. like a real expert in um. not just the the mythology around the. the impacts of the younger desty, but. about like what possibly could have.

happened to the ice sheets and what. created the Great Lakes and what kind of. insane water you would be talking about. the volume of water and the power of. that water. If you're if all of the ice. caps get hit with asteroids like boom. boom boom like that's what they think. that somewhere around 11,800 years ago. we ran into a comet storm and they. slammed into North America and then you. just get this insane wash of water that.

tears through the land and just [ __ ]. insane impossible volume of water just. carving its way through mountains, carving its way through the landscape. flattening everything in front of it. >> And that's how the earth took the shape. that it's in right now. >> Well, that's the shape of North America. There's a lot of like evidence of that. Like when you he's got all these slides. that he shows. >> See if you can find some of his stuff. where he goes over it. It's pretty. >> how like we get saved countless times a.

year just by Jupiter. >> Oh yeah. >> Just cuz comets are on their way here. >> Yeah. Jupiter's like our bodyguard. >> Yeah. To destroy us. >> Yeah. Yeah. And it just slams into that. giant gas giant. >> But we all think of that as like this. sci-fi kind of fun crazy movie thing. You're like, that's really real, though. >> Oh, yeah. Well, look at the moon. Moon's. covered in craters. >> Mhm. >> I mean, we live in a shooting gallery, >> you know? So, this is some of the stuff. Like, look at that. Tell me that doesn't. look like water. >> washed over that.

>> The Columbia River. Isn't that nuts? >> Yeah. >> There's there's tons of these. And you. know, he does a fantastic job of. breaking it all down, but he thinks that. these big canyons and even the Grand. Canyon was carved like relatively. quickly. He thinks this idea that these. things that this all this water erosion. took place over millions of years, like. I bet it wasn't. He goes, I think it was. very quickly. >> What's really really quickly mean. though? >> I don't know. I mean, who knows? But. you're talking about giant chunks of ice.

and rock from the sky that slam into the. earth, change the climate completely, cause massive flooding, just huge. amounts of water just rushing over the. land. It just completely makes sense. that that's what the stories are. There's so many stories. >> of a flood. >> Epic of Gilgamesh. >> It's in the Quran. It's in the Bible. And like they all have stories of a. great flood and then you know when they.

see you see things like the Great Lakes. which great lakes are [ __ ] huge man. Yeah. >> Those used to all be glaciers. They used. to all be glacier. >> I wonder how many of those comets it. takes to like change the makeup of you. know. >> depends on the size, right? Yeah. >> It could be just one. >> One could do it if it was enormous. This. this planet has been hit so many times. They they find new craters all the time. They found this big one that's off the.

coast of Australia. I don't remember. when they found that one, but when they. found that one, they're like, "Oh, look. at this." And by the way, the aboriges. in the Aboriginals in uh Australia, they. all have flood myths, too. They all have. stories. >> of floods, myths of floods. >> They all they all have that. >> Everybody has Every ancient culture has. stories of a great flood that happened a. long time ago. Guaranteed. It had to happen. >> Yeah. I mean, and then and there's. nothing that says that we won't have. another one, right? >> Oh, these data centers are bringing it.

in. >> Cool. >> Oh, this is how deep the Great Lakes. are. >> Yeah. >> Compared to each other. >> [ __ ] Hey, man. >> Watch this, though. The bottom of the. Mariana Trench compared to that. Way down there. >> Whoa. Is that where James Cameron went? >> Yeah. >> Did he go all the way down? Yeah, >> psycho. That is psychotic. >> I met him the other day. >> Yeah. Who was it? >> Cool, right? >> Very interesting guy. >> Really nice guy.

>> Does a lot of martial arts. >> Does he really? >> Yeah. Trains a lot. >> Um, yeah. He made a record-breaking solo. dive to Earth's lowest point, successfully piling the submarine nearly. 11 kilometers deep into the bottom of. the Mariana Trench. What is that? Six. miles. What is 11 kilometers? How many. miles is that? >> Yeah. Yeah, that is. That's six miles. It's a little over. >> Dude, that's crazy. Imagine being six. miles underwater. What the [ __ ] are you?

>> You know, he's such an expert in those. submersibles, too. That cuz he's the one. that he's he's part of the design of. this. >> 36,000 ft. >> It's [ __ ] crazy. >> 36,000 ft. >> Have you seen what they discover when. like the the uh the the wild like like. the sea life down there? things that. we've never seen before. >> Weird [ __ ] Yeah. Weird [ __ ]. >> Yeah. They look like aliens. >> Yeah. >> Cuz they're they live in complete. darkness. >> Mhm. >> So they're species down there that no.

one even knew about. >> Oh yeah. Well, there's species that I. was rewatching this video that Forest. Galant had. There's a bunch of species. that have only been discovered like one. or two times. One or two specimens. Like. there's a specific whale that they only. have like one specimen of. >> and what is that [ __ ] ghost? translucent like. >> Jamie, I'm gonna send you this because. this is very weird. It's very strange. thing that I saw. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> I I wanted to send you this cuz I don't. know if this is legit or not.

>> Um, but I've seen it before and it's. this thing that they're they're. detailing that's moving around on the. bottom of the ocean and it seems to be. carving a path on the bottom of the. ocean. >> Is it seen from Google Earth? I don't. know. >> Those are usually not accurate. >> It's not. >> No, just the way that they track that. from the satellites isn't the best. thing. But I'll see what she said. >> Well, the thing about this one, I don't. know if it's true, but it looks like. there's a path that it has on the ground.

in [snorts] the bottom of the ocean. >> Yeah, but how are they getting that. information? >> That's why I'm asking you. >> That's I have no idea. I got it from. Billy Carson. So, [snorts] Billy Carson. has been known to uh engage in some. >> on the screen. Google two-mile dome. slowly crawling across the Pacific. floor. >> Okay. So, what the [ __ ] is that? >> Two-mile dome slowly crossing. >> It's a two mile dome. >> Uh-huh. Two miles across slowly.

crawling. So, look, it looks like it's. leaving a trail. >> Yeah. >> So, is that real? >> To see what they're getting this. information from. >> There you go. It's like where a Google. Earth doesn't take video. So like. >> stop being a party pooper. >> I'm trying to find. >> Sorry, I'm just trying to deduce things. >> Do you like Do [laughter] you believe in. that idea? I never I never contemplated. it about vis, you know, when. >> extraterrestrial life. >> that they're not coming from space, that. they're coming from the ocean. >> Yeah, that's a big one.

>> That's a big one. Tim Bashett, uh, the. congressman, I had him on, and he said. that he's been told that there's. multiple sites where in the ocean, in. the deep ocean, where these things keep. emerging from, >> that's a cooler story to me now. >> Well, it makes sense that they would. have a base here. And if you're going to. have a base. >> Mhm. >> like if James Cameron can get to the. bottom of the [ __ ] ocean, >> James Cameron and Didn't he do it in. like 2012 or some [ __ ]. >> Yeah, I think that's when that said that. was. >> a while ago. >> So, he did that 14 [ __ ] years ago.

Imagine what they could do. >> Oh my god. >> Full bases down there. >> Full bases. >> Why wouldn't they have a base down. there? Then we're not going to look. We're too stupid. We barely imagine they. Is that James Cameron down there? [laughter]. >> I love Aliens. Yeah. >> Avatars of the [ __ ]. >> So cool, man. >> I always tell you what you got wrong. But but other than that, Islands can't. float in the sky. But other than that, pretty cool. >> True Lies. >> That's a [ __ ] great movie. >> Yeah, that guy made some bangers, man. >> He makes bangers. >> He makes some bangers. >> Yeah. You know, I mean, the Avatar. movies alone, like the the one the.

second one that was underwater, didn't. that cost like a [ __ ] billion dollars. to make or something ridiculous? He is. so also all by all accounts, I've never. met him, but as a filmmaker, everyone's. like there is not a more supremely. confident filmmaker, which I think is. like something you everybody loves and. and you benefit from if you're in that. production. Somebody who just knows. their [ __ ] so well, right? That's like. the cool. I think that's the dream of. any whether you're cast or crew to be.

with somebody who you're like, "Oh, this. guy [ __ ] knows exactly what he's. doing." You know? >> He's a smart [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> I mean, that's why he figured out how to. get to the bottom of the ocean. [ __ ]. solo submarine. >> That's It's insane. It's insane. >> Yeah, but I mean, how many of those things even exist. >> of those submerg? >> Yeah, I think they made that one. >> Yeah. [ __ ] I. >> think so. >> What does that mean? They made it mean. nobody had been in it before him. >> No, I'm pretty sure. >> he he helped design that.

>> when that one remember when that one. imploded. The crazy one. >> Yeah. >> He was like the one of the top people. speaking about what they got. He knew. He knew exactly what they got wrong. >> Yeah. Apparently there were some. whistleblowers in that company. >> Yeah. I watched that doc. It was. incredible. >> Uh yeah, the the people that built it. were like, "Don't do this." And when. they they would do the tests and the. test would go wrong and he was like get. the [ __ ] out of here. [snorts] Like if. you're going to be negative, don't be.

around me. >> Yeah, that's really. >> God. There's so many crazy people out. there. So many legitimately crazy people. that just want to be right no matter. what. >> He couldn't accept being wrong. He just. >> send people to their death in the ocean. in the most horrific way possible. You. just get compressed instantaneously. >> You just hear it start. Yeah. [groaning]. Yeah. >> Imagine you're looking around. >> Tony used to have a bit about that. >> Really? >> He would he would uh at the beginning of. his set he would take his microphone and. he would scratch it on the stool and.

people [snorts] were like, "What are. you?" That's the last thing those people. in that submarine heard. God, [laughter]. >> so dark. >> That's the hatch and I port. That's I. think that's all James Cameron could see. out of. >> Whoa. That guy's big, that guy's big. [ __ ] mistake, too, isn't that he. couldn't figure out how to design one. that was capable. It's that he couldn't. find design one that was light enough to. do multiple trips and be towed out.

Like, in other words, the cost of. hauling out the correct size and weight. would have been too much for him to run. this business where people could pay to. do it. So he kept looking for lighter. and lighter materials. >> Oh my god. >> To be, you know what I mean? So, cuz. then you could haul it out and it. wouldn't be too much weight. And they're. like, "No, but you need to have like. steel." He's like, "No, that weighs too. much. >> Let's do carbon fiber, you know?". [laughter]. >> Yeah. As his own ego.

>> Oh. >> And he couldn't be wrong. And he wanted. to run his business. >> Why do we love carbon fiber so much? >> I know. Every dude loves carbon fiber. >> I love it. Yeah. >> I have a Cadillac, the Escalade V. Yeah, >> you know, it has a carbon fiber dash. like I love looking at them. Look at all. that carbon fiber. >> It's cool. It looks cool. >> Space looks future. >> I have carbon fiber trim on things. >> Yeah, I love it. >> I had my uh GT3 RS, my 2007, I had the. all the interior pieces replaced with. carbon fiber. >> Did you really? >> Yeah.

>> Looks cool. >> The door latches, everything. It's. lighter. >> It's lighter. >> It's lighter. >> now. It goes faster by like what, 5 lbs. for the whole car. It's stupid, but it's. like there's something cool about the. way it looks. >> It looks cool, especially in a. submersible. It looks really cool. >> Have you seen that company Classic. Recreations that does a 67 Mustang all. in carbon fiber? >> No, >> bro. It's [ __ ] sick. It's like a half a. million dollar car at least, and it. takes a long time to make, but it's all. one piece carbon fiber shell,

>> so it's super light. And they'll make it. with like a supercharged Coyote engine, so it's like 770 horsepower and it. probably weighs under 3,000 pounds. >> It looks like. >> [ __ ] sick. Oh, yeah. It It's got to. be really fast. Well, even if you had a. steel one, 67s are not that big. It's. not a big car. That's like a 3,000lb. car. Like I think the 65s, 66s, and 67, 68s were all like.

relatively similar sized. Um, but the 67s like wider. and then they got to like 69 and they. got a little bit bigger. But like 69, 67, 68, they got wider and then 69 they. got a little bigger. >> Who makes it? >> Um, company called Classic Recreations. >> Huh. I I wonder. >> Let me see if you can find a video of. it. >> There's a. >> when you see the video of it with in. carbon fiber with that GT500 that 67.

GT500 shape. It's [ __ ] sick. >> Those carbon fiber has to do really. poorly in a wreck, right? >> Oh, terrible. >> Yeah. >> It's got to fall apart. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's like you're [ __ ] And also, good luck repairing it. >> No [ __ ]. >> Somebody bumps into you in the [ __ ]. supermarket parking lot. Yeah. You have. to get a whole new fender. >> Like they don't repair it. It's not. like, "Oh, don't worry. It's just all. new shit.". >> Yeah. Because you can't like look at. that. That whole thing is all in carbon. fiber. And if you see when they get.

close to it and you look at it. See if. you could Oh, it's so rad. But if you. could see the actual images of like It's. hard to tell right there. Oh, that one's. kind of painted. >> But some of them are not paint. That. one's a We go back to that one again, though. I want to see what that looks. like. That color is sick. >> The green one I just had. >> Yeah, that [clears throat] color is. sick. That's a beautiful green. Yeah. Right. there. Look at that thing, man. That's. really cool. Oh my god. I never wanted a. green Mustang like that before. And talk. about. >> Looks like someone's about to place an.

order. >> Look how cool that thing looks. >> I'm excited for you guys. Classic. Recreations. I was here for the day Joe. ordered his. >> I never thought I would like it like. that in green. [laughter] I never saw a. 67 GT. Like right there. Look at that. >> That looks amazing. >> That's [ __ ] cool. But the the process. of making that and designing that is. pretty insane. >> Yeah, I'm sure. I. >> mean, it's still probably a fairly heavy. car, but see if you That's the different. one. That's a They do that. They do. those um um Shelby Cobras.

They do that all in uh carbon fiber as. well, but there's I know there's videos. cuz I was looking at it the other day of. ones where you see it. It's all in. carbon fiber. >> There's a green one. There's the green. one. But I know they have uh See if you can. find videos where they they close in on. the actual carbon because some of them. are just carbon fiber. You get to see. it.

Here we go. Go video. Oh, there you go. So there you see the carbon fiber. Like. look at that. >> That looks [ __ ] cool. >> Yeah, >> that's why you get it because it looks. [ __ ] cool. There's a thing about being a boy. >> Girls don't give a [ __ ] about carbon. fiber, do they? >> No. No way, dude. Not most. >> No. Why would they care about that? But. look how good that looks. >> That looks [ __ ] awesome. Jesus Christ. That's beautiful. You got.

a text? >> No, I was looking up these I went to. this garage that I saw. [ __ ] I was. trying to remember what I saw there. because it was such a crazy collection, dude. here in town. Oh my god. >> Of what? >> Of cars. >> What kind? >> Everything. Everything. >> Like some private owner. >> Private owner. And most like 99% don't. get driven, which is the crazier part. >> You just have these sitting here. >> Well, they're probably a good. investment.

>> Yeah. This dude had a GT1, uh, a CLK GTR Aerta, McLaren F1, multiple LaFerraris, SP1s, 250 GTO, like. just a stupid [ __ ] collection. >> I love old Porsches. I do not love old. Ferraris. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> The 60s ones though, >> they look bunk to me. >> Really? >> Yeah. I don't like them. >> Oh, I think they look beautiful. >> The old Porsches look amazing, too. >> I like old Porsches. I like I like like.

697 71 72 the longnose Porsches. Those. are. >> to me when I see those especially the. widebody ones [ __ ]. >> Yeah. They're gorgeous. >> They look amazing. But when I see like. old Ferraris, I'm like that looks like. it's going to break. >> I mean they probably it you know. >> that's going to leave you somewhere. Yeah. >> And it's also precious. Like nobody does. anything with them. >> They're they they become honest they're. like too valuable. Yeah. >> When they're like when you go how much. was this? Oh 25 million this thing sold. for at auction. And you're like, "Okay.". >> People take like old Porsches and they.

mod them. Yeah. >> And they they make them outlaws and, you. know, like that Magnus Walker guy. >> Yeah. He makes awesome. >> I love that. That's what I love. I love. when they customize them and they they. put cool paint on them and. >> Well, I like looking at the old Ferrari. I feel like they do look like works of. art. They look beautiful, but I feel. like the Porsche would be the one you'd. want to drive. >> Yeah. I don't like even like looking at. them. >> really. >> Yeah. I don't know. It's weird. It's. like, you know, you have tastes. Yeah. Like like someone like people think I I.

like old cars. They'll try to show me. something from the 50s. I'm like, get. that thing away from me. >> It's not your era. >> Yeah. That's pretty cool looking. >> That's pretty [ __ ] beautiful. >> 1960. >> Yeah. >> Actually, take it back. That's pretty. dope. >> That's pretty good. >> That one's pretty dope, too. That up. that one upper left. That's pretty dope. >> But I wonder I do wonder how they drive. >> I changed my opinion. [laughter]. >> I wonder how they drive. I really do. probably like dog [ __ ]. >> compared to your little uh Cayman. >> Yeah. >> I mean, that thing's insane. >> It's so fun. >> That's a mid-enine car that's got modern.

suspension, modern brakes, modern. technology, and what, like 650. horsepower. >> It's got some crazy. It's got tuned up. >> bonkers. And it sounds insane. When you. drove by my house with that thing, >> I got a boner. >> I remember you walked inside and then. you walked outside and you were like, >> "Yeah, I want I'm like I wanted to watch. you drive off. I wanted to hear." That. thing's still my It's so fun. It's so. fun. >> Yeah. See, that's what I like. I like. stuff that you drive. >> Yeah. >> I was telling you that's why I like my. Super Snake because it's not it's it's a.

great American muscle car, like a modern. muscle car. It's not the fastest car. It's not doesn't handle the best, but. it's the most exciting. It's like the. most fun to drive. >> Yeah. I was just talking about this. about when you get into cars. So when. you start off and you drive a Honda. Accord. >> and somebody goes, "You should drive a. Mustang.". >> You get in a Mustang, you're like, "Faster, right? It goes faster." So. faster equates with better, more fun and. better. And then you get, let's say, to.

a 911, you're like, "Faster, more fun, better." And in your mind, there's this formula of like, well, as. long as it's faster, it's going to be. better. And then it crosses over to this. other plane where you go, "Oh, it's. faster, but the all the fun is not there. anymore." Right. >> And you have to find a place where you. you go like fast doesn't equal fun. necessarily. There's a fun that's a. mixture of things. >> Exactly. >> That there is a fast aspect, but there. can be too fast. >> It's a feeling that you get from fun.

cars. >> Yes. Like one of my favorite cars that I. ever had that I kind of miss. I had a. 2012 Shelby GT500 convertible. You ever. see that? I drove to the com store a. bunch of times. >> I did. I did see that. >> I loved that car. >> Yeah, cuz you you drove it once. I want. to say this is [ __ ] amaz the Canyon. Club one time. I remember. >> Yeah. Yeah. I loved it cuz it was the. only car that I ever bought that was. like that that was a convertible and it. felt a little sketchy, like a little. wobbly because it was a convertible, but. the feeling that you get, it wasn't the.

most horsepower. I think back then they. had like 500 or 550 or something like. that, which. >> is a lot, but today it's not. >> Today it's not. >> But it had a supercharger and it would. whine when you get on it and it was a. solid rear axle, so it would kick out. all the time. It was like handled like. dog [ __ ] Yeah, it. >> wasn't the best, but it was fun. Like. you go around a corner and [ __ ] stomp. on the gas and. >> it was fun. But it was the torque and. the sound. And because it was a. convertible, you hear the sound right.

there. There's nothing there. >> It was like one of my most enjoyable. cars I ever owned. I loved it. I missed. it when I got rid of it. I was like, I. should have kept that [ __ ]. >> Yeah. The fun the fun like that that. piece of it. I think if you have a bunch. of cars, you want stuff that's. comfortable because sometimes you're. like, "Shit, I need I need to be in some. type of comfort for this one thing I'm. doing.". >> Yes. >> And then the rest of the time you just. want to have fun. >> Yeah. Jamie, show me a picture of a 2012. Shelby GT500 convertible, black. >> That's what you had.

>> Yeah. I miss it. >> It wasn't the best looking car either. It was good looking. It was cool. looking, but it was just the the the. driving fun. It was like one of the. first frivolous cars that I bought when. I had some money. >> I tell you, I miss I missed I think it. was a 981. GTS. >> That's not it. >> Um, yeah, it is. That's it. That's it. That's exactly it. That's exactly the. car. That's exactly what I had. I didn't. have a roll bar, though. >> [ __ ] I loved it. >> Yeah, >> maybe it had a roll bar. I don't think.

so, though. Nah, I think it was like. that. Yeah. >> Do Can you look up if I got this right? 981 GTS. >> God, I missed that car. blue. >> I really missed that [ __ ] Shelby. >> in blue. >> Yeah, I had that. >> and I had I sent it to um BBI. >> that did they did tune tuning on it. >> I had never been sad about selling. something until after I sold that. >> That that [ __ ] was so much fun to drive.

>> Get yourself another one, Tommy boy. >> I know. >> Go back to that uh Shelby. I might have. to get one of them. We're looking at. like old girlfriends right now. >> I know. I [laughter] know. >> Really fun ones. >> Yeah. Who swallowed. [laughter]. >> That thing was so fun, man. >> I love driving it. >> Great tits. >> And again, look at that one. Looks good. with the red stripe. And again, it. wasn't like nobody was, you know, nobody's like, "Whoa, you're a baller.". It wasn't like that at all. It was just. It was just fun for me. >> Yeah.

>> That's what it's about, man. >> Yeah. And again, not not the fastest. car. pretty fast for the time, but you. know, like Porsches handle like I before. that I had had a 911 Turbo. It's way. faster. Handles way better. >> I remember taking that um getting chased. by a Mustang up Benedict Canyon and just. losing his ass. >> Oh, yeah. >> That was the fun, you know. >> Oh, those things handle so well. That's. a 3,000lb car, too, right? >> Yeah. >> Like probably. >> something like that. like like my um.

Shelby Supernake, that's probably like. close to 4,000 lbs. Cars today are very. very heavy. >> Yeah, they're very heavy. >> I looked up the um the Escalade IQ. >> Mhm. >> The all electric. That's 9,000 lbs. >> I know. It's crazy. So, it's massive. Oh, there's one for sale. >> How much is it? 45 grand. How many How. many miles on it? 16,000 miles. >> Edit this out. [laughter] I'm going to. have to buy that. Look at that [ __ ].

thing. >> That's cool. Bookmark it. >> Yeah, dude. I'm in love. That's it. >> See, it's like kind of cheap inside and. everything. >> Yeah, >> it doesn't matter. >> Doesn't matter. >> It's It's the fun of it. How How many. horsepower does those things have? >> 5.4 L supercharged V8. >> Let's find out how many horsepower that. thing has. >> 550. >> 550. Yeah, that's that sounds about. right. >> That's your girl, man. I loved it. >> That's her. >> I loved it. >> It was like it just was like it wasn't.

precious, so I didn't mind parking at. places. And if it had a dent on it, it. probably look cooler. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It didn't matter. >> to me. It was just the being in it and. just. >> and this the wind in your hair. I didn't. have any hair, but [laughter]. the [ __ ] wind in your face, the. sound. >> I will say there I think there's no. better top down city than LA. You know. what I mean? I love a convertible in LA. is like the greatest. >> You have like three weeks to do it here. before your head burns.

>> Yeah. >> Especially us. >> Oh, [ __ ]. >> Your head's shaved. Unless you're. wearing a hat. >> Got to. But there it's like perfect. >> Oh yeah. Especially Well, I would love. it at night. Driving down Sunset. >> Oh, >> yeah. >> I loved it. I loved coming over Laurel. I'd have like a music playlist that I'd. listen to. Like my perfect Going to the. Comedy Store playlist. >> Yeah. And then another one on the way. out. >> It's the best. >> Yeah. But there's something about like. it was also like, wow, I'm really in. Hollywood. >> I'm really going to do a show at the.

comedy store in Hollywood. >> and this is my job. Like this is crazy. >> It's [ __ ] awesome. >> Yeah, >> that's so cool. >> Yeah. To be one of those one of those. sperm that made it through and cracked. the egg. >> I went there like a week ago. It was. super fun. >> I heard it was awesome during the. Netflix festival. Is that when you were. there? >> Yes. It was so fun. Everybody said it was like the comedy. store of old. >> It [clears throat] was great. >> Yeah. Peter Shore texted me, sent me. some pictures. He's like, "Dude, you. should be here. It's amazing.". >> It was [ __ ] bumping, man.

>> That's nice. >> Yeah. >> That's nice. >> It was really fun. I've been going to. your club, too. I'm working on a new. hour. So, it's been really fun to get. reps. >> How long you been doing uh sets now? Because last time I talked to you, >> so like a month. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Do you want to do a set Tuesday or. Wednesday? >> I leave. I go back to LA. I got this. thing. I I have to go fly out for to. announce. >> Oh, what are you doing? >> Uh, >> can I tell anybody? >> I don't think I can yet. >> Not yet. I'll tell. >> I'll tell you. >> I'll tell me. >> I'll tell you. >> I won't tell anybody. >> No one will hear. But I uh when I come. back, I'd love to.

>> Are you going to do a season three? >> I don't know. That will be up to them, I. guess. >> See how it does? >> Yeah. See how it does. >> It's so [ __ ] funny. >> Such a good show, dude. >> It's such a perfect show for you cuz. it's like it's so obvious that it's your. imagination cuz like no one would think. of these [ __ ] things. Yeah. [laughter]. >> The one I don't want to give it away. >> Oh, you can. You can. >> But the one where it's the girl that you. knew for a long time and then. >> Oh, yeah. [laughter]. >> Floriana. Yeah.

>> You won't let her in the car. >> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. That felt like real life, you know. Yeah. Like. >> I was like I was saying to myself, why. doesn't he just open the door and get. out? >> Yeah, I know. Well, it was more fun to. >> Yeah, of course. >> see horrible things happen to her. [laughter]. and it [ __ ] I would say this because. it's not a credit to me, but the um I. always wanted to emphasize how I wanted. it to look and my my DP Nico Wisnet is.

brilliant. So, everything looks like a. [ __ ] movie, you know? >> Yeah. >> Like the slave one looks like an Oscar. winning film. >> It really does. It's so ridiculous. >> It's so [laughter] crazy. >> I don't want to give that away either, but it's so ridiculous. Yeah, it's. crazy. >> It's really cool. >> It's so fun. >> Yeah, they just let us have fun. It's. It's like It's. >> It's such a different um you know, experience than what I'm used to and. what you're used to with with standup, which is such a solo endeavor. >> Mh. >> But to have a team all, you know, from. the writer room to actually getting into.

production of like everybody. collaborating, it's such a fun thing. >> It's also so irreverent. I don't think. you could do it anywhere but Netflix. I. don't think anybody would allow you to. >> I don't think so either. They are the. They really are, >> you know, for all the [ __ ] that people. justifiably justifiably talk about like. >> studios and exacts and stuff. >> for for this show. I've never had an. experience like it where they're just. like go for it. >> No, they let you just do whatever you. want. >> Yeah, >> it's it's Look, they're the best at.

that. >> Yeah. >> I mean, think about the amount I mean, they get a lot of criticism about some. of the content. Sure. >> But it's really the idea is they'll let. anything in there. They let it. >> That's good. >> Yeah. >> Like you're not going to agree with all. of it. Some of it you're going to think. it's far-left content or some of But. >> the thing is they're not ideologically. captured. Like it's not like they only. allow like woke content. They'll let you. go ham. >> Not at all. Yeah. They they let you push. it. And. >> I don't think anybody else would do it.

>> I don't think so either. I don't think. so either. They were the first people I. showed it to and thankfully they said. yes, >> but I think it would Yeah, I think it. would have been shut down after that. >> Yeah. There's no chance. >> Like just the first first. scene in the first episode. >> where you're you take the pill. The. Kevin Nean one. >> Yeah. Kevin. Yeah. >> Just that like there's not a [ __ ]. chance in hell. >> Yeah. No, there's. >> the things you're doing. There's no No. >> And our We have one you haven't seen. later in with with Jesus that I don't. think would fly other places. [laughter].

Um with Johnny Peton in it. He's. amazing. Great cast. Um great people. came in. Kirk Fox did one, Frankie. Kyonas did one. >> Oh, nice. >> Odet Annabelle did one. Um, I'm leaving. people out. Martha Kelly there. Great. cast and they all signed up for We had. people, by the way, >> we had a a couple one time uh casting. the casting director sat me down and was. like, "Hey, just so you know, I sent out. submissions for this one you did." And.

all the agents I called me today said, "I would never put an actor in a. position to do something like this.". [laughter]. And then one actor called one of the. people on our staff and was like, "You. can't make this one.". >> They're like, "Like like this is this is. wrong. This is this is actor an actor. This is dangerous to put out in the. world." And we were like, "What?" Like. that she was that offended by it. >> But she wasn't in it. >> No, but she had been offered a part. So. she was like, "I read what you offered. me and I'm so [laughter] offended." I.

was like, "Okay." Yeah. Like she really. was like, I'm going to call people and. like I I hope you guys don't make this. >> Isn't it amazing that she's an activist? >> Yeah. Over the this clearly wasn't also. understanding like the tone. And. >> was it the girl from Snow White? >> No, but [laughter]. I heard she's a handful. >> Seems like it. >> Yeah. >> Seems like she cost that movie a lot of. money. >> Oh my god. I know. He. >> allegedly. >> Allegedly. Yeah. And what that does to.

the rest of her career? >> Oh, she's [ __ ] Yeah. >> Yeah. She's especially in this because. that was like at the tipping point of. woke being like we had woke fatigue. >> and then she didn't wasn't the whole. thing she didn't want to promote which. is like that's the whole that's half the. gig man promoting your thing is half the. gig. >> Well the problem is that when she would. talk she would say things that were so. unappealing. that like you're you're trying to sell a. movie. People want to like you. You're. Snow White. You can't be like.

>> chastising people or whatever you're. doing. Scolding people. >> Yeah. lecturing them and yeah. >> like you're a kid. >> Yeah. >> Don't do that. >> Be like, "Thanks for the gig.". >> Yeah. Where I got the. >> Thank you. is amazing. That's Snow. White. But the whole thing was doomed. anyway when they they weren't going to. use dwarves, >> right? They called them magical. creatures instead of dwarves. >> Isn't that the whole. >> the the literal title of the story is. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves? Yeah. >> But the dwarves all have names. >> So they all had. >> That's the story. If you don't want to. make a story on the seven dwarfs, you're.

going to have to make a new story. Is. dwarf offensive though? I thought. >> Yes, >> it is. >> to some some like little people. They. don't like [ __ ] They don't like. dwarf. >> Well, [ __ ] I knew, but I thought dwarf. was like the polite way to say. >> not anymore. >> Okay. >> The goalpost. Keep it moving. >> Keep it going. >> If you went into a coma and you woke up. like 3 years later, you'd be so lost. So. what you can and can't say. >> Yeah. >> It's like old people talking and you're. like, "Whoa." [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Color this. It colored. be like, "Yo,

it's people of color.". >> Yeah. Well, they they would say that. [clears throat]. >> Yeah. >> Back in the like in the ' 40s or. whatever. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. >> Which is odd that colored is offensive, but people of color is not offensive. >> Yeah. >> Like if you tried to explain that to. someone logically, they'd be like, "What?" Like, if it was another. language, like, "Oh, you can't say it. like that. You have to say it like. this." You'd be like, "What? Why?" It's. the same thing. I'm saying the same. thing. >> I know. >> People of color. Okay. What do I say. again? People of Okay. of color.

>> Then in South Africa, that is a term. You know. >> what do you mean? >> In South Africa, there's black, white, and colored. >> Oh, >> those are the three. >> What's colored? >> Uh, anyone who's not black or white. So. like [laughter]. >> like Chinese people. >> like No, like if you're mixed or if. you're Indian, you know, like then. you're colored. >> Oh, >> yeah. >> How weird, man. >> So that's like the three. boy. >> broad terms. >> Yeah. But I remember I was in Canada. once.

and I said, "Oh my god, I don't remember if I said. like native." And they were like, "Yo.". And I was like, "I can't say native.". And they were like, "That's kind of. offensive. We don't say that." Like. >> first peoples. >> Yeah. So, and that was the first time I. had heard that something that I thought. I was saying like with respect was. disrespectful. I was like, "Really? Native." They're like, "Yeah, hey, easy. Stop [ __ ] saying it." I'm like, >> "That's crazy.". >> Okay. I was in Vancouver. >> Well, Vancouver super Whoa. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Super woke. Didn't used to be,

>> was it? Not. >> Nah. It's like weed. It was like a big. weed place. It was a fun place. >> I've I had always loved going to. Vancouver. >> Vancouver used to be the [ __ ] I mean, I. haven't been in a long time. The last. time I was supposed to go, I had a big. 420 show that was supposed to be there. in uh 2020, like right right after the. pandemic. We were doing an arena up. there and we had to shut it down. And. then we rescheduled it and they had to. shut it down again. And then things just. got real weird up there. And I'm like, I'm not going back. >> Really? >> Yeah. I'm not going back.

>> You haven't been there in Canada since. >> No. And I've talked a lot of [ __ ] about. Canada. >> Yeah. You have talked a lot of [ __ ] A. >> lot of [ __ ]. >> You talked a lot of [ __ ] about Trudeau. >> Yeah. A lot of [ __ ]. >> He's out of power now. He's not. >> Yeah. Justifiably though, it's like what. they did up there. They they they're. doing some wild things. And they just. completely wrecked that country in terms. of what they're moving closer and closer. to communism. in this really weird way. And I know people want to push back. against that, but you have to understand.

that like they don't have, first of all, they don't have freedom of speech or. they have hate speech laws. So, they can. move the goal. This was Jordan. Peterson's argument about this when they. were trying to impose certain pronouns. that he was supposed to use and certain. things that he was supposed to say. And. it's like, you can't force me to say. things like you're this is forced. speech. And this is and the problem is. they'll call things hate speech. And. then if you use force, they'll force you. to use that under the threat of law. And. it's like, okay, well, what is where.

does this go? This goes you going to. arrest people for not going along with. 78 different pronouns or whatever the. [ __ ] they are. Are you going to you. going to kick them out of their job? Like, do you understand that this is. kind of crazy? >> Yeah. >> And then this weird thing they're doing. with maid. Okay. Um where they're doing. assisted suicide. You know, you know. about all this? >> Okay. One in 20 people in Canada, make sure this is true. One in 20 people. in Canada dies from assisted suicide.

>> One in 20. >> One in 20. There's an actual business. now that's involved in assisted suicide. >> Is that government sanctioned? Like is. it. >> government sanctioned? Yeah. Program. Yeah. >> Damn. >> Yeah. And they they killed a guy who had. seasonal depression. Look at this. 5.1% of all deaths in the. country. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Medically assisted dying. That's. what it's called. That's made uh. officially known as medical assistance.

in dying. Between 2016, the end of 2024, there were 76,475. recorded made deaths. >> Damn. >> You can just sign up. Just be like, I. want this. >> I don't like this. 2024 alone, there. were 16,499. made provisions. 5% of all deaths, 5.1% of all deaths in. the country. How nuts is that? >> That's nuts. >> Find the one guy that they killed that. had seasonal depression and the family.

was like, "What the fuck?". >> He just walks into a place like. >> you can just sign up. You sign up for. it. I don't want to live anymore. >> I'm depressed. >> [ __ ]. >> I'm depressed. >> There you go. >> Canadian man, 26, with seasonal. depression, euthanized despite no. terminal illness. Look at that guy. Oh, that was reason. >> He just needs friends. >> Yeah, >> guy needs a hug. >> 26-y old Canadian man who had seasonal. depression has been euthanized by a. notorious doctor who is personally. responsible for ending the lives of over. 400 of her patients.

>> Oh my god, >> what a psycho. >> This [ __ ] ud is back. >> Jesus Christ. >> That's so crazy. >> Okay, so it's just he had other issues. So Keano Vafian, I don't know if I how. to say his last name, w also had partial. vision loss and lived with type 1. diabetes. He faced mental health. struggles which often became worse in. the winter as a result of a car accident. when he was 17. After losing vision in.

one of his eyes in 2022, he became. obsessed with ending his life by. assisted dying. H. >> that's really [ __ ] sad, man. >> God damn. Yeah. You just not happy. instead of people saying, "Let's figure. out a way to make you happy.". >> Yeah. >> You know, >> we're gonna put you down. >> We're gonna just put you down. And then. the there's money in it, which is weird. >> It's weird where there's money gets. exchanged. People make a living doing. it. People the government pays for it. There's profit involved in killing.

>> killing people. >> Yeah. They're killing old people that. just don't want to do it anymore. I'm. having a hard time. Maybe. Oh, step into. the chamber. [ __ ]. >> I don't know what they do to them. I. wonder how they. >> if um like family knew beforehand or. they just get like a notification. Hey, we put them down, you know, >> right? If you're a grown adult, I wonder. if the family even gets informed if you. don't want them to be. >> What is the way they do it? Is it an. lethal injection? What if you're like, I want to be.

beheaded. [laughter] I want to go guillotine. style. >> I want to have my tongue ripped out by. pliers first. Oh, I read this crazy. story about this guy who set up a. guillotine over his bed. Um, and he had a timed it for when he. was asleep. So, he timed it for 3:00. a.m. And so, he went to sleep and then. his father heard this loud bang in the. middle of the night and thought that. maybe he fell down or something fell.

over. And the son had literally rigged a. guillotine with a timer in his house. And at 3:00 a.m. it hit the switch and. this giant [ __ ] blade lops off his. head. >> A really cool thing to do to your. parents, man. Like, >> bro, you must have hated his dad. >> [ __ ] Hey, hey, [ __ ] All that. shitty things you said to me and all the. [ __ ] up way you raised me. Yeah. See. if you can find that story. >> Holy. Who knows what's real, but I think. it's real. Guillotine death was suicide.

Um, builder Boyd Taylor spent several. weeks constructing the complex device at. the home he shared with his father in. the village of Milbour near Morpath. Where is that? Is that England? >> Yeah, >> bro. Several weeks. This is super. methodical. >> Oh, yeah. >> The the general hospital recorded a. verdict of suicide on Thursday. Uh the. hearing uh was told that the complicated. mechanism was primed to switch itself on. at 3:30 GMT and cause a blade to fall on.

Mr. Taylor's neck. In a written. statement read out by Southeast North. Humberland Coroner Eric Armstrong, Robert Taylor said he knew his son had. been working on something in his bedroom. for several weeks. Jesus Christ. He was. woken by a rumbling noise which he. thought was the chimney had fallen off. the roof. Oh my god. >> That's his head. >> Father and son work together in the. family building company, but Boyd Taylor. has been off for over Christmas saying.

he wanted to stay at home. [ __ ]. >> I respect the um like the the message so. much. Yeah. >> Like the [ __ ] you of it all to his dad. >> This is my favorite part. He said Mr. Taylor's death was not a spur-ofthe-. moment decision. >> No [ __ ]. >> Duh. Yeah. [ __ ] crazy, man. That's. the crazy thing about people that want. to kill themselves. Often times they. don't tell anybody. >> Yeah. >> And no one knows until it happens. >> Oh yeah. >> And and they're like, imagine if you're. his dad and you're like, I should have.

[ __ ] checked his bedroom. >> Yeah. >> Maybe I could have hugged him. Maybe I. could have gotten him some MDMA. >> Maybe I could have done something to. snap him out of it. >> I thought he was just making a cool. cabinet. >> Yeah. >> And wanted to respect his privacy. >> But maybe his dad doesn't think like. that, you Maybe his dad like that. [ __ ] He's out there sucking [ __ ] and. he gets sad. [ __ ] him. >> I don't know. >> Yeah. I mean, >> I don't know why I had that accent. Long. [laughter] country. >> But I mean to to want to do that and. have your dad find it,

>> bro. That's dark. >> That's really dark. >> Yeah. You don't like your dad for sure. No. >> Or you don't care. You don't give a [ __ ]. about anybody. >> You still working on that thing? [clears throat] Yeah. Okay. >> Yeah. It's a cabinet. Leave me the [ __ ]. alone, Dad. >> Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry, son. Did you. feel like fishing? Maybe sometime. Maybe. Maybe. >> Maybe not now. >> Maybe in the spring. >> Yeah, >> maybe after 3:30 a.m. tomorrow. >> What? >> It's a weird time. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> [ __ ] man. >> I mean, he had set timed and rigged. Also, he wanted to impress people. Like,

wow. Respect. >> Respect. >> Like, this guy [ __ ] playing. >> His level of dedication to this plan is. pretty incredible. >> I mean, he set it above his [ __ ] neck. while he was sleeping. >> How do you fall asleep asleep? Yeah, [clears throat] right there. Okay. Good. night. [snorts]. >> Ding. Chunk. >> And he had a like a test run. For sure. >> Oh, for sure. 100%. And the night Oh, the inquest at Massbath General. Hospital, Ashington was told yesterday.

that the younger man had weighted the. blade with a paving slab wired to. plywood wedged into a wooden block at. the foot of his bed. An electric jigsaw. was plugged into a timer switch. The saw. cut the wood, releasing the wire holding. the blade. >> Wow. >> He took 12 sleeping pills, bro. >> Wow. That might have killed him anyway, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Took 12 sleeping pills before laying. under the guillotine, knowing that the. sedatives were so strong that his. position in the bed would not alter as.

he slept. >> Wow. [ __ ] His father heard the jigsaw. in action and thought the chimney had. collapsed but returned to the bed when. all felt quiet. Fell quiet. A mechanism. cut power to the electric tool after it. completed its tasks. Wow. He had it set. to shut off after it completed its task. Like this guy was thorough. >> But like also his uh his knowledge of. being able to put that together. Like. that's that's some engineering skill.

>> Look at this. It says his son had never. fully recovered from his parents'. separation when he was 15. He had. attempted suicide as a teenager. >> He was 36 now. He's 21 years later. >> Meanwhile, like I think dad was a dick, dude. >> Maybe. >> Yeah, >> possibly. >> Yeah. >> This also says there were partners in a. small a small [clears throat] building. firm he ran with his father. >> Yeah, we said that earlier. I think. >> he's working with a working on a. carpentry project. >> Jeez. >> He was also at the father's house, correct? So he left.

>> work to go. >> back. I don't know. It seems like they. were separated, but they definitely. weren't. >> I thought they were living together. >> Dude, it [snorts] said it's an 8 foot. high, 3 foot wide structure that he put. in his room. >> Yeah. How's dad noticed that? >> It's in a cottage, too. That. [clears throat] means it's small, right? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> He's just not paying attention. >> Yeah. He built an inner door to his. bedroom. an inner door before putting. together the eight foot high, three-. foot wide structure,

>> housing a guillotine blade and devices. to trigger its descent. >> Man, probably one of the wildest ways to. go. >> I've never heard anything like this. >> That guy doesn't need the Canadian. government. No. >> Like, I got this. >> I got this. >> Got this. >> I mean, there's there's some some. creative ways to do it, but that's. probably the. >> They do. >> And to find that to leave the discovery. is also, you know, Yeah. And also just. leave a mess. You got to clean that up. Is that what it is? Is that at the. thing? Is that what it looks like?

>> I mean, this is an article about it and. the picture is right below the. paragraph. >> That's it. >> Talking about it. >> Why is it all covered in blood? No, that's. >> I don't know. >> That's probably not just a guillotine. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. >> I was trying to find pictures. >> He knew he was building something. >> and he made sure it was real high so. that [ __ ] had some good momentum. Shaboom. Woo! A paving stone. >> Oh my god, dude. Bro, what a [ __ ]. psycho. 12 sleeping pills. I'm.

good. >> So, you find your spot. Yeah. >> Imagine the last thoughts in his mind. like, >> "Fuck you. >> See you in Valhalla.". >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ]. >> [ __ ] you, Dad. >> I know. Um, there's certain states where. you can go and whack yourself in. America. Oregon's one of them. >> because uh Michael Lair, you remember. him from Kill Tony? He had ALS. >> Yes. Yes. >> He ended his life up there. >> Yeah. >> And he was at the door.

>> That level of suffering though. >> Yeah. He actually went up there once and. chickened out or didn't chicken out, changed his mind, I should say. Wouldn't. say chicken out. Terrible way to say it. >> Yeah. >> Went up there, changed his mind, came. back and did a couple more episodes of. Kill Tony. >> and then went. >> and then went up and did it. I met him a. couple times. >> Funny dude, man. Very funny. Very funny, dude. >> Real bummer. >> Yeah. >> You know, it's like I get that. I get. when you're at that stage, but seasonal. depression, >> that's not Yeah. >> Settle down.

>> There's that thing in Alaska. Um if you get seasonal depression and. you kill someone, it's a lesser charge. >> Really? >> Yeah. Cuz it it's so prevalent there. >> God damn. Be nice to people in the. winter. >> Yeah. It was dark all day. >> Did you ever see that movie 30 Days of. Night? >> No. >> It's a vampire movie about Alaska. >> I saw the one with Pacino and Robin. Williams. That also is like a insomnia.

thing in Alaska. >> You know that one is No. >> Is it called that? >> It's called Insomnia. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. And you feel it watching. that movie. You it it the performances. and the way it's shot pull it out of. you. >> You're like, [ __ ] You ever see that one. where Robin Williams played the psycho. guy that develops pictures? >> Yes. >> 24-hour photo, I think it's called. >> Was that Bobcat? >> Did he? He did. He did a few with Robin. Williams, I think. >> I don't know if he made that. >> He might have. Um, but that one was.

nuts. >> Robin Williams was so [ __ ] good. >> So talented, man. That he could be that. funny and also that creepy. >> Yeah. >> Like that he could really play like a. real [ __ ] psycho. Really well. >> One hour photo. >> One hour photo. That's it. >> Who made that one? No, Robert. >> Oh, Markick. >> Roman, sorry. >> Yeah, that was [ __ ] super creepy. >> Super creepy. >> Yeah, >> this uh 30 Days of Night is a fun. vampire movie. Is it? >> Because they show up in Alaska during. the time with it's the winter where it's. night for 30 days in like northern.

Alaska and then they don't ever have to. go to sleep. >> in the day and they just [ __ ] everybody. up for like 30 days. >> That's pretty cool. >> Yeah. Fun. >> I did Alaska when in the opposite in the. summer when it was sun never weird. That's weird, too. >> Yeah. Ari and I did that once. We did. some shows and we went uh salmon fishing. and it was like bright out at 2 am. >> Yeah. >> Weird. >> It's weird, man. We got back to the. hotel and like the sun's out. It's like. midnight. >> I know. You don't know what to do. >> Yeah. >> Your body's so confused. >> It's It It's a very confusing feeling.

>> How do people sleep up there with masks? They just put the. >> mask. Everyone has like blackout windows. and everything. Yeah. Yeah. Because I. remember you're like, "Wait, it's not. that late, right?" And you're like, "No, it's it's midnight right now.". >> I wonder if crime goes down. >> in the summer months. >> Yeah. I wonder, you know, >> has to. >> You would imagine cuz I think people do. more crime like, "Oo, it's dark out.". Yeah. Go do crime. >> And crime is also, isn't crime usually. spike in places when it's like heat. waves?

>> Probably. >> Yeah. They get hot and angry. >> Yeah. You get more domestics for sure. >> Yeah. Well, that's why you brought the. seasonal depression thing when it's. night out all the time. Yeah. That's why. people whack each other. >> Yeah. Makes sense. >> So [ __ ] depressed. Yeah. >> Oh, no vitamin D. Especially if you're. not a vitamin person. You're not. supplementing. >> Yeah. >> You have no vitamin D. >> None. >> Yeah. That's what's [ __ ] about like. flu season. People are like, "Oh, flu. season. Flu's coming around." Well, why.

do you think that is? It's cuz no one's. outside. Cuz no one has any vitamin D, so everybody gets the flu. Is that why? >> 100%. >> Yeah. That's why why else would flu have. a season? You can get flu in the summer. You can get flu anywhere. Why Why is Why. are so many people getting it? Immune. system. Immune system's destroyed. >> My doctor told me that. My doctor. explained to me that when he was an. internist in New York City that he would. test people in the middle of the winter. and they would have undetectable levels. of vitamin D in their system.

>> Really? Like it's crazy cuz some people. just never go outside and they just. they're in indoors all the time and they. don't take any vitamins. >> and their system just breaks down. >> They're eating [ __ ] sloppy joe's and. French fries and you wonder why. >> they're like I can't believe I got sick. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> I can't believe you're alive. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Well, that's what's [ __ ] up about. sunlight is that like sunlight is. actually a necessary part of being a. human being. >> Like you actually need it for vitamin D.

I have such a notable I mean like. dramatic difference in how much I got. sick when I was fatter. >> Oh yeah. >> Versus now like way. >> dramatic. Of course. >> I was getting sick like like real sick. like seven times a year. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> You've made like one of the most. dramatic transformations of anybody that. I know. Other than Jelly Roll. Jelly. Roll. Jelly Rolls is nuts. >> Yeah. I just saw him. He went he came to. the 5K. He's down 300 lb. I know. He was.

just at the club. He's He's practicing. standup. >> Yeah, I heard. >> Dude, he killed. >> Really? I mean, >> did he has He's got good jokes. He's got. some funny stories. >> He's a funny guy and he's like he's. comfortable with an audience. >> Exactly. And just super likable. Yeah. >> But it's like. >> And vulnerable. He's a vulnerable guy, too. >> Yeah. His and his transformation is even. more crazy because he was at death's. door. He was like he couldn't even walk. up a flight of stairs. >> Yeah. It's It's amazing what he's done. It really is amazing. >> Incredible. inspires a bunch of people, too, which is which is awesome.

>> And he's not done. >> No. >> Like, he's still full steam ahead. Like, he's changed his whole lifestyle. It's. like a full shift. And now it's all just. about getting that skin cut off. >> Yeah. >> I'm like, "Oh, that one hurts." Just. thinking about it. >> But I imagine how great he's going to. feel after that. It's going to feel so. good. >> Oh, yeah. when it all heals up, you. know, doing it the right way though, like he's got to get like a hyperbaric. chamber, you know, um definitely take. peptides and you know, it's just scary.

cuz like skin gets infected. >> O, >> you know, infections are [ __ ]. terrifying. That's like the Uday Hussein. thing. Horrible [ __ ] dragging. people through gravel and then dunking. them in sewers. [laughter]. >> What a piece of [ __ ] that guy was. >> And you also had to have the thought of. like, how can I make this worse, >> right? You know, someone get these. people infected. >> Well, you could put them in a like a. bowl of [ __ ] And he's like, "Let's do. that. >> Let's scratch them up a lot first. Let's. drag them through gravel.". >> So, there's wounds. >> Yeah. All over their body. And then dunk.

them in a sewer. >> Like, you got it, boss. >> Yeah. >> Infections are [ __ ] scary, man. I. know a lot of people that get skin. infections because of jiu-jitsu. >> Oh, yeah. That's a big It's a big thing. >> Huge, huge thing. Mikey Musumichi just. defended his uh UFC Brazilian jiu-jitsu. >> Why can't I say that? UFC BJJ title and. um got hospitalized right afterwards. with staff. >> Didn't um we know Kyle Bush, the driver, he just died.

>> and. >> he died of sepsis, right? >> But that's like a type of infection as. well, right? >> Yeah. How did he get that? >> He had I believe [clears throat] I. already had pneumonia and then didn't. treat it and kept, you know, racing and. got worse and. >> that's nuts. 41, man. >> That's nuts. It's [ __ ] nuts, man. >> Crazy. >> Yeah, sepsis is crazy. One of my wife's. friends from high school died of sepsis. just a few years back. >> My dad got sepsis in the hospital. >> Yeah. Like he had a he had a a bone.

marrow transplant and then got sepsis. Almost died. >> Yeah. [sighs]. >> Oh, hospital infections are creepy, man. Because like Joey Diaz, you know, he got. his knee fixed and he said that what. does it say here? Timeline. Bush had. been battling what he was originally. believed to be a sinus cold for a couple. weeks, even radioing his crew to have a. doctor meet him after a race at Watkins. Glenn. Despite continuing to race and. win less than a week before his death, his condition rapidly deteriorated. He.

collapsed and became unresponsive in a. Chevrolet racing simulator in Concord, North Carolina. 911 caller noted that he. was coughing up blood and had shortness. of breath. He was transported to a. Charlotte area hospital where he died. >> That is insane. [ __ ] man. >> That is so crazy, man. >> But you know, Hamzach Chamay, the the. guy who was the middleweight champion. before Sean Strickland just beat him. Yeah. >> When he had COVID, he would not stop. working out. He is training through. COVID, like bad. And he was hospitalized. multiple multiple times. And he took a.

photograph of his toilet where he had. coughed blood into his toilet. Yeah. And. was saying, "I'm retiring. I'm not. fighting anymore. I'm retiring from. MMA." And he posted, see if you can find. the photograph. Oh my god. On social. media, he posted the photograph of his. toilet with the blood in it. >> Yeah. Is told he may have cancer after. coughing up blood in in training. But it. was. >> that was a while ago. >> Yeah. Yeah. Years ago. He wouldn't stop. training. Like he's such an animal that. while he had COVID, he would not stop.

training. >> Now, that was a huge upset, right? >> It was an upset. >> It was an upset. >> I thought it could happen that way. I I. was actually saying like a lot of people. like Ari was arguing with me on Protect. Our Parks. He's like, "You always say. that when someone doesn't has a chance. You always hype it up." Like I think. Strickland can win this fight because. Strickland is like insanely durable. He's scary cuz he doesn't go away. He's. not going to get tired. He doesn't go. away. He's tough as [ __ ] He was abused. when he was young, so he's angry. Like. he he's he's dangerous and he's super. skillful. Very hard to hit and he fought.

in one with a blown out shoulder. Yeah, he's crazy. >> He [ __ ] his shoulder up like the week. of the fight. Like did something bad. He's coming and getting some stem cells. that way too. Well, >> is he? >> Yeah, he he [ __ ] it up and he doesn't. even know what it was, but he couldn't. use it right. I could tell when he was. warming up before the fight started. He. was doing this with his arm. >> just doing this. Like he was warming up, doing this, and he kept doing this. And. that's what you do when your arm hurts. Like if you hurt your shoulder, you're.

like, "How bad's it hurt? Let me check. Let me check real quick.". >> And that's how you went into a fight. went to a world title fight against the. scariest guy in the division and beat. him. [ __ ]. >> with one arm. >> I saw him. It was like the day before, two days before something. He was like. uh doing construction on his driveway. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Rides a motorcycle everywhere. World champion. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. He just was went to uh that. Misfits. No, what is it called? Um Aiden.

Ross's thing that he does. He does some. thing called um Yeah. >> What does it call it? Brand something or. not. >> Brand Risk or something. >> Brand Risk. He has people fight. Ray J, the guy who did the porno with Kim. Kardashian. >> He just got knocked the [ __ ] out. >> Did you see the Post interview? He was. like, "What the [ __ ] man? I thought we. had a deal.". >> Yeah. Like. >> that was weird. >> They made some sort of a deal. Apparently, at least he was implying. that the guy wasn't going to punch him. in the face and knock him out. Well, the. weird thing is if you wa I feel like if. you watch that again the punch none of.

it's like you're not watching pros. obviously none of it seems like it it. just seems kind of wild. >> and as he sees him stunned he doesn't do. what most people do when you stun. somebody which is follow up right. >> he's kind of like oh [ __ ] like it kind. of the body language lends itself to. that theory like he did he just was like. uh uh. >> and he's laughing but he's also. celebrating like ah [ __ ] it I knocked. him. Look how out of shape Ray Jay is, too. >> That's a crazy thing to be accepting a.

fight when you're that out of shape. >> Super hot fire. That's the dude's name. Super hot fire. [laughter]. >> But see, he's just like. >> Well, both guys look like they didn't. know what they're doing. >> He's just. >> But he hit him with one shot and that. was all it took. That's crazy. >> So they he must they must have made some. sort of a deal where they weren't going. to hurt each other and they were going. to do it for money. I wonder how much he. paid him. That's so weird. >> Someone asked during the uh press. conference they had, which I thought was.

true. Ray said like a month or two ago, he was dying of some heart disease or. something really bad and they're like, "You're fighting?" He's like, "Yeah, I'm. going in here to die.". >> You saw the Cam Newton thing, right? >> Cam Newton. >> Yeah. With Ray J. >> No. >> Oh, that's the best clip of the year on. the internet. >> What is it? >> When Cam's like, "Are you gay?" You. haven't seen that? >> No. >> Oh, it's the best. >> When on Cam's podcast? >> Yes. It's the best. You got You got I. can't do it justice. >> Okay. It's the best thing I've ever. seen. [laughter]. And part of what's so great is that you. know this, I know this uh from.

conducting interviews, there's a certain. point in an interview when you're that. you're having with someone where if they. start saying something, the best thing. you can do is shut the [ __ ] up, you. know? It's like you can you just go. >> Gibbs may. >> and Cam just is. >> like where does Cam Cam is is is 80% of. the comedy, but it is the best. The full. clip is just incredible. >> Okay, this is the whole. >> Is that the whole thing? >> I hope so. It's at least over a minute.

>> You asked me that last [clears throat]. time. >> and I just So, I listen to like Biggie. Smalls. You like Biggie? >> Are you a fan of Biggie? >> Can you just answer my question? Are you. analogy to it? There's a there's a. there's something to it. >> Can you answer yes or no and then go. into that? [clears throat]. >> Shout out to the gay agency. >> Yes. Why does it matter if I'm gay or not? >> I just It doesn't matter. I just asking. a question. >> People like people.

when they leave here, we're all. together. When you leave and it's done and it's a. wrap for the day, everybody's going to. do something. Everybody's [snorts] going to go to. their respective places. Some people are. going to go home, and I hate to say. this, but it's it's going to be grimy, but I'm sure there's people that go. home, they got a dog, [laughter] their favorite dog, they stop. by the store, grab some peanut butter. >> Leroy, how old are you?

>> I'm 45. >> You're 45 years old. >> In 45 years of living, have you ever. been with a man? >> Is it not the full version? >> Yeah, it cuts off. >> It cut you cut off. They cut off the. best part. >> Sorry. >> That's all right, man. >> All right. Try to find the full version. >> It's. >> It's so fantastic. >> Well, it's a three-hour podcast. That's. why I was. >> I know. But there's [laughter] a Maybe. the 412 one is it. [gasps]. >> Or maybe this. What What is this? How. long is this one? Let me see. >> This is says. >> This might be talking about having sex.

with women, though. He said he's had sex. with 11,500 women. >> It was a It was a massive. >> You're talking about different partners. >> What? Yeah. So, we did a celebration. booby trap. Um, try to get to where we were. This. >> could go for how many times you've had. sex when you're 10,000 different people. >> Want to be at 9 [laughter] 9,000 when I. was I could only [ __ ] a thousand more. [ __ ].

>> I [laughter] can't do anymore. But. >> the average of of really good. >> the volume of different sex partners. Some. >> my home girls. [ __ ]. But I don't think like that's what's. your body count? >> No, this isn't it. >> No, that's not it. This is just a body. count thing. >> If you go back back to your search. 412 there on the That might be it. See. that one? This might be it. Yeah. >> Some people go home and put peanut.

butter on themselves. >> It's so much [laughter] better. >> Okay. Just pass it past where we were. >> So people like people. >> Yeah. This This. >> Yeah, this scoot ahead a little bit. >> Trying to get. >> When they leave here, we're all. together. [laughter]. >> It's like he's trying to. >> grab some peanut butter. >> Watch this. >> Right. [snorts]. >> Go home excited to see their dog. They. put a bunch of peanut butter on their. feet till the dog can lick it off. Some. people even go further to watch TV on.

all fours, [laughter]. >> slab a little bit peanut butter in the. crack and enjoy theirelves and the dog. is having a good time, right? I don't. know what that is. It's none of my. business. >> Have you ever [snorts] did not? >> Have you ever had a dog lick my ass and. peanut butter in it? Um, >> no. >> But but I'm familiar with it. >> Okay. So, Willie Ray. >> I'm familiar with it because I caught. somebody doing it. Willie Ray. [laughter]. >> God's sake.

>> Don't say no name. >> Willie Ray. >> Yes. >> How old are you? >> I'm 45. >> I'm 45. >> You're 45 years old. [snorts]. >> In 45 years of living, have you ever. been with a man? [laughter]. >> No. >> You have not. >> I You have not. Is now you're going into. >> No, I'm not. I'm just trying to confirm. >> Yeah. But I don't want to. But here's. the thing. I sit on a g agency board. Pause. Um, and I'm the only straight.

person on the board. But again, I have. friends. Shout out to Terod. Shout out. to Dump and D. Shout out to Backshot. >> Dumping D. Back. >> and everybody else that that supports. the agency and the Agency. What is the. Agency? >> I have no idea. He's on the board. >> It's not an agency. It's a g agency. >> Yeah. >> There you go. >> All things LGBTQ plus IA I plus. I'm. sorry. It's just cuz you I was already. going there and then you looked up and I. Oh, plus I was I a plus. >> Okay, cool.

>> Cool. Okay, cool. [laughter]. >> Now, >> I didn't want to have to ask this, but. it's fair. >> Are you gay? >> No, sir. >> Okay. See, >> and I've never experienced nobody. getting licked. [laughter]. >> I'm just But that's for some older. people. >> Older people do that. Older people. >> No, I'm thinking like you like 50, 55. >> Older older people. Older people. They. get their ass like dogs.

>> Just keep going. >> I get it. Boy, he's insane. >> Isn't that great? >> What a character. You should have him on. your mom's house. >> I [ __ ] would love to. >> have him explain what the postfight. speech was about. >> What was that about? >> Yeah. >> Is he also the one that had the products. with the glasses? >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Dude, >> he's invented some of the world's best. products, too, I don't know if you know. about that. >> Yeah. It's [ __ ] amazing, dude. It's amazing. >> Um, what is the uh the postfight speech? See if you can find that because he said. something really crazy.

[snorts] The way he said it was like. very strange talking about. >> Yeah. He was like getting interviewed. and then he's like, "Yo, man." Like. literally, he's like, "I thought I. thought we weren't doing this. >> I don't want to get anybody in trouble.". >> Yeah. >> Or anything, but I thought we had a. deal. >> Which seems like if people were placing. bets on that, that's a which they. definitely were. >> They had to. People place bets on. [ __ ] everything. >> There was another fight. Manzel fought. too, >> right? >> Yeah. >> Right. >> People had to be placing bets. >> 100%. >> Absolutely. >> I mean, that's the way to get a visit. from the FBI. I feel like, you know.

>> Yeah. Well, it also seems like you're. admitting to a crime, which is like. maybe it's just cuz you got a. concussion. >> Yeah, sure. You could I was just talking. out of. >> I don't know what I was saying. >> Yeah. >> I was talking crazy. I was trying to. save face. >> I had peanut butter in my ass and I just. didn't know what I was saying. [laughter]. >> Pretending that I didn't know. >> Which way? In the ring or this? >> It was in the ring. Okay, there's a. small part, but they cut it out. See? >> Yeah, that was This is edited real. weird. >> Brand risk event. And now the internet. thinks this whole thing. >> Hold on. Don't talk to him. You don't. deserve to talk to him. You don't got a. good ass haircut and and then came and.

got spun. >> I thought we had a plan. >> What the. >> I thought we had a plan. >> Yeah, there's more to it, though. >> This is not the best video to pull from. [sighs]. >> I'm trying to find it. I think I have it. here. >> Imagine getting your ass whooped by. super hot fire. >> Yeah, it's [laughter] a great name. >> I know. >> I got it, Jamie. Here, I'll send it to. you. >> Yo, Joe, who knocked you out? Super. >> super hot fire. >> Oh, that's pretty tight. >> Well, you know what? Are you going to do. it? Super hot fire. Here, I'll send it. to you. >> It's just bizarre the way he says it. >> Yeah. >> It's like you are either making an.

excuse or this is the dumbest criminal. ever. >> Got a plan. I don't [music] want to say. too much cuz I don't want to get nobody. in trouble, but damn my [ __ ] [ __ ] we. [ __ ] we took a L tonight. Uh, we. didn't take [ __ ] Your ass was over. here. >> I got to talk to the [ __ ] about. >> y'all talk backstage. Super [music]. >> funny. We lost. >> [ __ ]. >> we didn't think you was going to win. So, how y'all lost money?

>> Wow. >> Yo, I. >> mean, that seems real as [ __ ] though. >> That seemed very real. >> That seems very real. >> They must have he must have said, "Listen, I'm going to put a bunch of. money on me to win. You have me win.". And he just look how much money we just. lost. They were gonna split the money. >> Yeah. Some pulp fiction [ __ ] right. there, man. >> Yeah, boy. Well, we'll see. >> Super Hot Five is like Super Hot Five. doesn't take no money from. >> Super Hot Five gets killed in a driveby. We know what's up. >> Yeah. >> Now you can't even retaliate. >> That's [ __ ] nuts, dude. >> I know. It's crazy that he admitted it.

publicly. It's like very strange. >> Right in the moment. >> Yeah. Very strange. Very strange that he. would I just I mean, maybe he just got. knocked out. Maybe he's never been. knocked out before and he was just like. confused. Yeah. >> And that's why he said it, but it seems. like. >> that was real. >> That did seem very real. >> Yeah. And Super Hot Fire wasn't like, "What the [ __ ] are you talking about?". >> He kind of just like. >> got the best of me. >> You can't take a shot. >> Yeah. >> He's like, "You know how much money we. lost?". >> I wonder how much money they'll know.

>> Like they'll know bets. >> Yeah. >> 100%. >> And they'll also know like we got a few. $200,000 bets that we should. investigate. Yeah. >> You know, the UFC has had a real problem. with that. >> Really? >> Oh, yeah. In what way? >> Well, they caught people. >> Um, they caught suspicious betting. >> and then um like the line changes like. very quickly and there's a bunch of. money being dumped on one fighter and. then to to lose in a very specific way. like the first round and the fighter. loses in the first round when they were. the favorite.

>> and then you find out that his coaches. have bet on him and other different. people. So, it looks like they dumped. the fight. >> Wow. Or maybe they went into the fight. with a blown out knee and they knew it. was blown out and they said, "I'm just. going to just put a bunch of money on me. to lose." And they go out and fight and. lose. So the FBI's involved and so. there's a bunch of different fights that. are being investigated. >> No [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> There was that crazy doc about that. college basketball one from years ago. that was just incredible. And and the.

way that it all fell apart was they just. got too greedy, you know, because they. had a guy who I think he was the point. guard maybe at ASU or something. And um. and once they had him, you know, like. locked in on this, they just and they. realized he really could swing it how. they wanted to, they started just. betting cra and then yeah, the FBI was. looking at these betting lines and. saying like, "Oh, really? $2 million on. this game from from one per like this is. they started to just get keyed in on it.

and then the whole thing got exposed. >> It's kind of funny that people don't. think they're going to get caught doing. something like that. >> Yeah, especially at that like where you. go like, oh, just all the money can go. in. It's like, yeah, it's too much, man. you know, you probably could have gotten. away with 25 grand or whatever, you. know, like something that doesn't really. ring alarms, but if you start putting. seven figures down, you don't think. anyone's going to take a second look at. that. What are the rules? Like, what do you.

like, you can't dump a fight, but if you. know someone's hurt, like say if I know. someone's hurt and I'm like, "Oo, I know. he's hurt. I'm going to put a bunch of. money on him to lose." I. >> I wonder if that's legal. Is that the. inside of trading? What is that? >> I don't think it is. I also feel like. it's different. Maybe I'm wrong. If if. you are getting a bunch of people to do. it versus you're doing it because you. had, you know what I mean? Cuz. >> right, >> how could somebody. >> you can't be sure that he's not going to. still try to win?

>> Yeah. Also, it's like, did you put a $5. million bet on it, you know? >> Right. Well, look at this way. Imagine. if I found out that Strickland hurt his. shoulder that week and I'm like, oh, his. shoulder's blown out. I'm putting all. the money on Hamsot and then I lost. >> Uh, DraftKings explicitly prohibits. betting by insiders on sports or events. where they have an unfair material or. non-public advantage. This applies to. athletes, coaches, referees, team. personnel, and sports book employees. using private information to gain a. betting edge. M.

>> but none of those people that they. mentioned there, athletes, coaches, referees, team personnel, none of them. is uh like your friends with a guy cuz. you train at the same gym as him. >> That's true. >> That's not a. >> Also, this is saying that this private. company can do this. But legally, is. this a legal thing? >> Yeah, that's where I was when you. brought up the $5 million bet. If they. lose a big bet like that, you definitely. got to assume they're going to look into. like, well, who the [ __ ] was this? When. did they make the bet? >> How many times have they done this? Did. they get lucky one time? Look at the. Strickland fight. Like if you uh So he.

was um training with Johnny Elyn who's. uh the middleweight champion of the PFL. badass [ __ ] Like beast beast. wrestler and that's how he hurt his. shoulder. And so like if you were there. during those training sessions and. you're like, "Oh, he's hurt. I'm going. to [ __ ] sneak away and put some money. on it.". >> I wonder if that's legal. >> I wonder if it is too. >> because first of all, you would have. lost because Strickland wind up winning. anyway. >> Yeah. Exploiting non-public information, such. as knowing a star player is injured. before it is announced, can lead to.

criminal charges. Individuals caught. coordinating insider betting schemes. have faced federal felony charges, including wire fraud, bribery, and. illegal gambling. >> Yeah, but how's it bribery? >> I I depends on what. >> Yeah. what the circumstances are. But if. you were in that situation and you bet. on Strickland to lose and he actually. did lose and you knew, I wonder. >> I wonder. >> because in that fight he was the the. underdog anyway. That is kind of. interesting. What is the legal threshold. for public information, >> you know, because that's really what.

we're talking about. >> I think that's about [ __ ] gambling in. the stock market. Yeah. >> Oh, did you see that thing that I sent. you, Jamie? >> Yeah. And I. >> Is that real? Well, it's not. So, that's. a. many things use that for statistics. That's things using percentages. So, there's a chart Joe sent me about. like the amount the S&P's gone up versus. Republicans and Democrats. And it's a. percentage thing. Democrats are up like. 900%. I think Republicans like 600%. The. S&P was up like 58%. But percentages. don't tell you like what you started.

with and what you ended with, >> right? >> You could have started with a hundred. billion and you made $1 billion and you. made 1% versus someone who. >> made $1 million. It's doesn't. [clears throat] sound the same, but. they're not. >> relative, >> right? But they the the when you look at. the chart and you look at the difference. between the Republicans and Democrats in. terms of insider trading in Congress, they're all doing it. >> They're all doing it. >> That's why they can do it. Yeah. >> Cuz they're all doing it. If it was only. the Democrats, the Republicans would be. like, "What the [ __ ] bro?". >> Yeah. >> But since they're all doing it,

everybody's like, "Well, it's a there's. a problem. There's no problem. Huh? I. don't see nothing.". >> Yeah. Here's the chart. This is like a. an account that just takes data and. makes charts out of it. >> Yeah. So, it's them doing better than. the S&P always. >> But again, just using percentages is not. a great way cuz somebody could say. something went up 77% or went up 300%. It doesn't matter what you're talking. about. It sounds like a lot, but it. might not be relative to what the actual. number was. >> Well, that's really interesting that. they're doing so well. >> [laughter]. >> Well, this is also saying like they.

could people could just bet uh Nvidia. itself has gone up a shitload. >> If you just put money in Nvidia, you'd. make up. >> It's a tough I'll say this. That's a. tough thing to resist. >> to be sitting in Congress. >> and you know you're not going to get. punished. [clears throat]. >> Yeah. No one I mean a few people have. been punished, right? We we looked that. up the other day. >> A few [ __ ] blabbermouths probably. some outsider, some [ __ ] that they. were like, "Fuck him. Throw him under. the bus." Yeah. They probably had a few. guys they threw under the bus. >> and it's probably somebody that didn't. have a portfolio. Didn't Trump do a lot.

of like stock purchases? >> Mhm. >> He's made a fortune. >> He's made a fortune in this. >> They made a settlement with the IRS. I. think that's why [clears throat] a lot. of it came out recently, but like he. can't be charged with anything or. >> Yeah. They can't be uh the the latest. thing is that he and his kids and his. company cannot be audited. >> Oh, that's cool. >> That is cool. Yeah, [laughter]. >> that's my settlement. >> What was the settlement? What was what. was the IRS being sued for? >> What was the accusation?

>> It was for his the leak the leak of his. um tax returns. >> Okay. So, the IRS leaked his tax. returns. >> He Yeah, he said they were reckless and. and. >> yeah, settlement of his $10 billion. lawsuit. 2018 leak of his tax returns to. New York Times the in the US is forever. barred and procluded from examining or. prosecuting Trump, his sons, and the. Trump Organization's current tax filings. according to one-page document released. Tuesday. That is so crazy. Imagine like.

somebody accused you of murder. Yeah. And uh it turns out you weren't guilty. of that murder and then you sue them and. you go, "You can never prosecute me for. murder again." And then you just go. straight ud Hussein. >> Yeah. >> And they're like, "It's cool. Yeah, it's. fine. That's. >> Now, here's the only thing that the. detail of that are is is part of that. settlement that it says that um that. like the language that they cannot be. for their current tax filings. Does that. mean though that in the future future.

filings also fall under that immunity? >> Oh, go back, go back, please. [clears throat and cough] This is crazy. Like, go back to the top of that right. there. under the sediment to resolve. Trump's $10 billion lawsuit over the. 2018 leak uh leak of his tax returns to. the New York Times. The US is forever. barred and precluded. But now look at. the end um. >> that uh it was quietly added to the. original establishment original. settlement establishing a $1.8 billion. fund to compensate people who Trump.

thinks were improperly investigated by. the government. >> January 6th fund, I believe. >> Yeah. >> They're paying for all of their legal. fees. >> Whoa. Yeah. >> But 1.8 billion is probably more than. their legal fees, I would imagine. >> Yeah. It's also going to be for like, you know, I was um I was. >> compensation. >> So, do they get compensated? >> They're all They're all filing, you. know, making claims. >> Are they? >> Yeah. Well, a lot of them are making. claims. Yeah. >> Well, here's what's [ __ ]. >> For sure. There were government people.

that were rael rousers. There there were. there were people that were trying to. get people to go into the capital. That's a fact. >> How many there's they call them agent. provocators, right? So there's people. that your tax dollars pay that were. trying to get people to commit crimes. >> Uhhuh. >> We don't know how many. >> We don't know. Yeah. >> And supposedly No, they were just there. to monitor. >> Really? Okay. But we know that people. have done that in the past where they've. encouraged people to commit crimes.

>> Yeah. And we do know that there was some. knowledge that this was going to happen. and that they they wanted it to happen. They wanted it to happen exactly that. way and they encouraged people to do it. so they could make it look like Donald. Trump is a real threat. Yeah. >> And keep him from running for. re-election again. >> That didn't work out. >> The whole thing is crazy. Like imagine. that there are government employees with. government tax dollars. They're being. paid and they're being paid to encourage. people to commit crimes they would have.

never committed without it. We know. that's a fact. That's a real thing. >> Yeah. >> There's a guy in Dallas uh who was 19. years old that they tricked into uh. detonating a fake bomb. They uh. radicalized him. Um gave him a cell. phone, gave him a bomb. >> The like the feds. >> the feds. >> Jesus. >> They they made him a jihadist. So he. goes to detonate the bomb. It's not a. real bomb anyway. and then lock him up. in jail forever. They give him the bomb, they give him the cell phone to detonate. the bomb, they talk him into doing it.

The whole deal. >> and there's not going to be any. >> They're just like, "That's done.". >> Was it How about that lady in uh what. was it? Michigan, which uh state was it. where the they there was 14 people that. were trying to kidnap her. Turns out 12. of them were FBI informants. >> What the [ __ ] Really? >> Yes. Yes. >> It was Michigan, right? What is that. lady's name? Get the Whitmer Governor. >> Governor Whitmer. >> So there's 14 people involved in this. kidnapping plot. 12 of them were FBI.

informants. >> So it's like a whole crew of FBI F. [laughter]. with the goal of what? Of arresting. these two suckers, these two retards. that think it's a good idea to play. along with these dorks. And these guys. were like, "We thought we were just. talking shit." [ __ ]. >> And now they're locked up. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> sorry, >> but I mean that's they they spent money. on this. It's like your tax dollars go.

to try to trick people into doing a. crime that you know they're going to do. and they're never going to be able to do. because you're going to arrest them. before they go to do it. >> It sucks as a criminal to think that you. have to really doubt who you're working. with. You know, >> hard times. >> It's hard, man. I thought we were going. to have some fun. Turns out you're a. [ __ ] snitch. >> Maybe that could be an episode of uh. Yeah. Yeah. Next season. >> It's a good one. Yeah, >> it's a good one, right? Fun one. >> That's actually a very good one. There's. probably a lot of room for comedy in. that. >> Tons. >> It's just crazy because it's like they. have to This This is the problem. And.

it's not entirely It is their fault that. they did that, but it's not entirely. their fault because they have to make. arrests. You want another one or you. good? >> No, I'm good. Thanks. >> If you want to have a career, your. career is dependent upon you making. arrests. >> Yeah. >> You know, this is the stuff that I've. worked with Josh Dubin with the um. wrongfully prosecuted and Yeah. convicted people. One of the things you. find out is that a lot of these. prosecutors, >> what it is is they want to boost up. their career by getting cases handled.

They want it they want to arrest people. They want those people to be convicted. That makes them look good. So, they just. [ __ ] monkey around with the evidence. >> This feels like a like a traffic cop. meeting his quota, you know? >> Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. >> Yeah. You didn't use your blinker and. you're like, "The [ __ ] are you doing, man?" Dude, I had a guy pull me over and. then he recognized me and let me go. But. he pulled me over and said that I. crossed the white line and I was like, "What?" And he goes, he was he followed. me like the moment I left where I was.

at. He was on my ass like immediately. So I saw it cross the white. Like so he. was I was in my little loud BMW, my. little E46. >> And it's you know, you're probably like, "Look at this douchebag." Yeah. Like. >> he's probably drunk. >> Yeah. >> Thankfully I was completely sober. But. he pulls me over and he's like, "Uh, I. saw you cross the white line back. there." I go, "Really?" I go, "Okay." I. go, "I don't think I did, but" and he. goes, "Joe Rogan." And then like, "Oh, it's I'm just looking for drunks." I'm. like, "Okay, well, I'm not drunk.". >> So, he was just going to try to.

>> I think they have a quota. I think they. have a quota. And I think like they have. to [ __ ] make a rest and maybe they. pull you over and they realize you're. not drunk and so they just inconvenience. you for 5 minutes and they let you go. >> I had one of those. >> I've had that happen before. Yeah. I. dropped my phone once when I was on the. highway in LA. >> and I reached down in between my legs to. pick up my phone and I must have like. moved a one and then all a sudden whoop. whoop. I'm like, "Okay." I got out. I. got to do the whole thing and touch my. nose, the whole deal. >> This guy accused me of the cop accused. me of trying to ditch him too. He's.

like, "You tried to ditch me." And I was. like, "What?" He goes, "You took a right. here." And I was like, "That's cuz I'm. going this way. Like I I made a right. cuz I'm I'm going this way." He's like, "Where are you going?" I was like, "I'm. going to my mom's house." He was like, >> "Where'd she live?". >> Yeah. I was like, "Up here." Then a. left. And he was like, "All right.". Right. He's like, >> "I don't know, man." He tried to get. away. [clears throat]. >> One time, um, this guy uh in a truck. didn't see me and totally turned into my. lane and I had to go into the I mean, I. was. >> I was in a Tesla. Luckily, it was fast, so I avoided it and and shot back into.

my lane ahead of him, but it was like. this guy came like inches away from. hitting me and I had to go into the. opposite lane to pass him. And then I. had there was no one in the opposite. lane, but I did it. And then all a. sudden the lights come on and he goes, "Uh, I saw you pass that guy back. there." And he goes, "Uh, you smell like. liquor." I go, "I have I am not I. haven't drank a single drop of alcohol. I do not." He goes, "You smell like. liquor." I go, "No, I don't." And he. goes, "Joe Rogan." I go, "Yeah." I go, "What are you doing, man?" I go I go, "Go look at your c You have a camera,

right, on your car?" I go, "Go look at. what happened." And so he looks at it. I. go, "That guy almost [ __ ] hit me.". And he goes, "Oh, I just saw it." Yeah, he almost hit you. He goes, "Hey, man. I. love the UFC." Like, okay, cool, >> cool. >> But like, you didn't you were pretending. I was drunk. You're pretending you. smelled liquor. >> Somebody else would have had a real hard. time with that. >> The the I smell liquor was infuriating. I'm like, come on, dude. I'm I'm coming. >> So upsetting. >> Yeah. I think I was coming from like. somewhere innocuous, like the gym or. something. I was like, "What do you What. the [ __ ] is wrong with you?".

>> Yeah. >> You're saying you smell liquor. You. definitely don't smell liquor. You're. just being an [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> But they have a quota. They have a. [ __ ] quota. It's like imagine being. them like, "Hey Tom, haven't met your. quota." What would they what would they. do if no one if we we all just said, "Hey, this quota thing is [ __ ]. Everybody for the next month, never. speed. Always use your blinker. Stop at. every stoplight.". >> They would come up with something else. >> What the [ __ ] would they do? >> Yeah, they would they would come up with. something there would be a new something. would change in the law that would be.

illegal that people were doing. >> But if no one's if so, it's just. speeding. Let's say speeding. If no one. sped for a month, what the [ __ ] would. they do? >> I mean, they would they would pinch. people for something else. They just. absolutely would. >> That's crazy. >> It generates too much revenue. >> But isn't that crazy to think that the. cops, the serve and protect, they're. supposed to be that they're glorified. revenue collectors. >> When you see these um the these police. departments that they investigate for. being super corrupt, like the level of. corruption in some of them is.

mind-blowing. Like no, >> there was even that chief the chief that. was in I think it was in Jersey. >> Mhm. >> That was just like tormenting the entire. department. >> He shave his back on people's desk, [ __ ] stick a hypodermic needle in. their leg, put Viagra in the coffee. He. was just like [ __ ] with everybody. Yeah, he was like tormenting people. >> Where was that? >> In Jersey. That's definitely It was a. >> stuck a hypodermic needle. >> Yeah, dude. He was [ __ ] absolutely. crazy. >> Just as he had power.

>> Uh-huh. Yeah, he was going he was going. nuts. [laughter]. >> I know. What is it about people that. have power over people where they just. like eight out of ten times abuse it? >> I don't know. That's like all the the. dictator stuff I've been reading is like. >> why are you reading so much about. dictators? >> I don't know. The sto the stories are. just so wild. The Ediam thing was just. is so crazy. again like came from. extreme poverty, neglected by his. father, humiliated by the British, then joins.

the the battalion by the like to work. with the same people that humiliated. him, came to power and then became a. complete megalamaniac. I mean, and also. you see, one thing you see in all these. dictators is such extreme paranoia. because when you operate in a place of. wanting to instill fear, you feel fear, you know. >> Oh, yeah. >> So, they're all super paranoid, man. >> I wonder if u was paranoid. Probably. not. >> That's a good question. I mean, >> he probably had so much power that he. didn't have to be. >> The ops is paranoid. Yeah.

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> His own son's gonna kill him. >> The the the Kim super paranoid, you. know. >> Oh, yeah. All of them. >> Oh, they have to be. Yeah, because you. just, you know, you're in such fear and. you just instill fear and then you go. some someone's and they're right because. people are turning on them. There's all. these like attempts on their life. >> Well, says his brother Kus. >> Yeah. >> Uh. hours before the 2003 invasion of Iraq, Kus withdrew approximately $1 billion.

>> in cash. >> In cashund $100 bills. >> What? >> Yeah. Right here. >> 900 million $100 bills. the equivalent. of 100 million in euros, loaded them. into three tractor trailers and left. So. $100 million in euros and $900 million. in $100 bills and loaded in a tractor. Considered the largest bank heist in. history. >> Got there 4 a.m. >> How? Wait a minute. Also, it says until. 2011. >> on personal orders from his dad. >> Yeah. >> But that is that his money or anybody's.

money? Just whoever's money it is. >> But bro, what's the bank highest in 2011. that surpasses that? I think that's the. English one. >> Oh, is that the one? >> It says $6 billion in Iraq missing but. have been stolen. >> Oh, what's that one? >> [ __ ] But this just makes sense, man. It's like whenever there's a war, whenever there's chaos, there's a bunch. of people that are going to [ __ ]. steal some money. >> Yeah. >> Iraq wants its money back. Los Angeles. Times says [laughter].

>> it's that some of the officials in in. Baghdad have threatened to take the US. government to court to reclaim the. missing loot. Good luck. Good luck with. that. They'll start bombing you again. They'll find more weapons of mass. destruction. >> Says it was US taxpayer dollars. >> Oh, of course. Of course. Well, they. should while they're looking for that, look for the 24 billion that they spent. on the homeless in California. This is. like everywhere you look there's people. stealing money in sneaky way. >> The billion that he put into tractors.

ended up though. Like I like how it just. ends. He put it into tractors. End of. story, >> right? Where'd it go? >> Where did that go? >> Cuz he was killed shortly thereafter, >> right? Where's that money? >> It's a lot of [ __ ] money. >> That was a lot of cash. 12 billion in. cash was flown into Iraq and 21 separate. C130 flights in May of 2004. [laughter]. Holy. >> That's why they like going to war. >> That's why these [ __ ] like. going to war because for sure you can. get some of that. >> You're going to rain cash, bro. >> Some of that's yours. >> Yeah.

>> If you and I are running some [ __ ]. defense contracting company, like. listen, tell me that yacht you got your. eye on. >> Yeah. >> Here it is. >> Here it is, bro. >> Here it is. >> Drop a few bombs. Let's do it. >> 100 million. That's a drop in the bucket. for this operation. >> That's a very similar claim. >> Yeah. Afghanistan's Taliban displays. pallets of cash received for. humanitarian aid. Yeah, they just give. them cash. >> Yeah, >> they just give them cash. >> Wow. >> Yeah, look at that. Bricks of it. Look. at what it looks like. >> Million in cash. >> Oh, nothing. >> There you go. >> Jesus. >> Don't This is what Tim Bchett was saying.

that we give them that every month. >> Yeah, this is why I found that this. article. This one here. >> Look at that packaging, bro. >> Yeah, we send that to them every month. American tax dollars. >> And then we go do the right thing. >> And then we're like, we don't have any. money to fix the streets. We don't have. any money to pay teachers, but we have. 40 million a month for the Taliban. [laughter]. >> I wish you would talk to whoever's in. charge of infrastructure in this city to. fix some of these streets. >> Yeah, they're not going to listen to me. >> There's so many [ __ ] potholes. A. >> lot of potholes, dude.

>> And just destroyed even in residential. areas. The street is [ __ ] up, man. >> I know. I wonder why they don't fix. that. >> I don't know either. >> It's not like it's not money around. here. >> No [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Well, maybe get Spencer Pratt if. he loses in LA to run for mayor of. Austin. >> Come to Austin, bro. [laughter]. We could use you. [gasps]. >> Is he got a chance in LA? What do you. think? >> I think anyone's got a chance. I think I. think if you put together a campaign. that gets some excitement and people. talking, you have a chance in LA. I. really do. Like that city, the people.

there are, >> they're desperate. >> They're desperate. And also, they live. for entertainment. So, entertain him a. little. >> Right. He's entertaining. >> He's entertaining as [ __ ] You see, one. of the things he's doing, he's putting a. stencil down on the streets and power. washing Spencer Pratt for mayor into the. dirty streets. >> No. Is he really? >> Yeah. So, he's clever putting it on the. sidewalk and the sidewalks are so. disgusting that if you put the stencil. down and powerwash it. >> Yeah. >> you could see it clearly. >> I mean, I if you think that that guy. doesn't have a chance, I would remind.

you that our president is a reality show. [ __ ] host, you know? >> I I think he's good. I think his ideas. are good. I think Spencer I had him in. here. He's got some good ideas. >> I mean, >> he he definitely wants to stop all this. [ __ ] camp. >> Who's he he's running against the. incumbent or who how many people is he. running against? >> The incumbent and another woman, you. know, but he's running as a Republican. problem. >> I don't know. I don't. the trading market. He's in second place. >> behind her, behind Karen Bass. Imagine.

that. She burned down the entire Pacific. Palisades by not having any water in the. [ __ ] hydrants, not having water in. the reservoirs. And they're like, "Yeah, but let's give her another chance.". >> Yeah, >> she was she was busy. >> She didn't have time to save all those. houses. Aren't you glad you sold your. house for it? Burnt to a crisp. >> It's really crazy. I did a fundraiser. show a couple weeks ago in Aladena. >> Aladena is a even a worse situation. because those people don't have any. money. >> I know. It's. >> a lot of them workingass families lost. everything. >> I saw I haven't been to my old street, but I saw a video. It's It just looks.

like a like a bomb. >> Like a bomb went off. Yeah, it was. really crazy. >> I'm glad we moved, dude. >> Yeah, >> I'm glad I'm really glad you didn't lose. your house. >> Me, too, man. That would have just been. Oh, I feel I really do feel for the. people that did. It's. >> I know quite a few. >> Horrific. >> I know quite a few. >> Yeah, I do. I do. >> One, my good friend Matt, he lost his. place. >> It's really sad. >> Yeah. Anyway, dude, your show's awesome. It's on Netflix [clears throat] right. now. It's really really [ __ ] funny. >> Thanks so much, man. >> It's [ __ ] just so preposterous. It's.

so irreverent. And and again, shout out. to Netflix for having the coahones. >> Yes. Thank you, Netflix. >> Thank you so much to do that show. >> Yeah. >> All right. [music] Go watch it. I love. you, buddy. Love you, too. >> Thank you very much. Bye, everybody. See. you. [music]. >> [music].