Joe Rogan Experience #2478 - Theo Von
Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. >> The Joe Rogan Experience. >> TRAIN BY DAY. JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY. NIGHT. All day. making. Thank you. >> Who do you mean by those people? >> Uh, you know, [laughter]. >> you know, >> it's changed over the years. >> With the horns. I don't know. You know, >> you mean band members? Who are you. talking about here? stuff. Uh, music.
>> music music industry, >> dude. Yeah, >> we're just talking about So, we should. tell people what we're talking about. If. you hum a song just like [ __ ] around and. like, you know, like the cocaine song, you know what I mean? >> If you play Eric Clapton, you if you do. that, you'll get flagged on YouTube. They and they take money from you. >> How desperate is that? >> It's gross. Like, you can't even hum a. song. You can't like What are you. talking about? >> You can't even hum in the future. You're. not even going to be able to fall in. love. They're going to charge you for.
it. >> How are they going to do that? Well, you. won't be falling in love with the person. anymore. >> People will be outdated. People come. with problems. >> I ain't coming on no bot. >> No. Ever? What about in one? >> No. What will they do with it? >> Keep it. >> Yeah. >> Maybe that's what keeps them alive. Imagine that. >> Let me [snorts] think about it. >> You got to [ __ ] her every day to keep. her alive. If you don't, she starts. shriveling up on you. >> like she's on ompic. >> So she's Latina. plump. You got to keep her plump. >> You got to keep her You got to keep uh.
You got to keep the juices flowing, huh? >> There'd be guys that would sign up for. that. >> Okay, I could I think I could do that. But day 5,26. in a row, you'd be like, "Oh my god, I. can't do this.". >> Yeah. >> And she's dying. >> Why is she dying? She's electric, isn't. she? >> She only gets powered by [ __ ]. >> Oh. Oh, it's sad. >> And three days with no come, she shuts. off and that's it. And you can't bring. her back. I'd shut her down quick. I'll. tell you that. Dude, [laughter]. she would be. >> You have to let your buddies [ __ ] her.
just to like keep her alive. >> Oh, that's going to be gross, Joe. >> It would be. >> And it would be sad and stuff like that. And you'd have some buddy like late at. night like, "Hey, bro.". >> He loves her. >> Yeah. >> What's your wife doing? Like texting you. at like 4:00 a.m. >> Bro, if you need me to keep her alive, he's over there stroking it while he's. on the phone with you. >> Bro, plug your wife in for a little bit, bro. Let me char Yeah, let me come over. there. We're getting close. Did you see. those ones they have at the Consumer. Electronic Show in Vegas? >> The dancing ones? >> No, it's an AI companion that's a robot.
It's like a very pretty lady and her. mouth moves and she talks and. >> it's not there yet, but it's in the. neighborhood. You know, it's not at the. right door, but it just entered the. community. You know what I mean? You. think so? You know, some communities. have that awning, welcome to like. Paradise Estates, and you go through and. there's all the houses in the. subsection. >> Yeah. >> It's in the door, >> right? >> It's in the door. It's not at your house. yet. >> He had no oaks or whatever. >> Exactly. >> Or Hunter's Glenn or Racist Cove or. whatever. >> The [ __ ] robot has made it through.
>> onto your street. It's just not at your. house yet. And it will be in 5 to 10. years. >> My kids aren't [ __ ] robots. >> They will. If you have kids, they're. going to [ __ ] robots. >> No, they won't. >> You won't be able to stop them. All. their friends are going to be able to do. it. It'd be rude. It'd be like keeping. them off social media. [laughter]. >> That's crazy, dude. >> If you keep your kids off social media, they feel left out. They're like, "Come. on, Dad. Let me get Snapchat." Like, "No, son. I want you to concentrate on. your homework and your football. Come. on, Dad. Come on, Dad. Let me get.
Snapchat.". >> No. One of Look, you your dad wakes you. up early. He's like, "Look, one of you. little bastards left the freaking com. robot in the yard. [laughter]. Which one of you. >> delirious covered in [ __ ] All your. friends [ __ ] it.". >> That's sad. I do think that one day our. smiles will be in a museum. That's where. we're headed. It's like the feelings are. starting to disappear. You know, >> maybe that's what autism is, >> like severe autism. >> Well, I've thought about that a lot. That that's why we're getting to some of.
like the only way we could get to this. place if we get to this data driven. place where it's like, >> you know, alien is things start to feel. alien here is because of um autism. leading uh it's when autism mixes with. um what's it called? Our societies based. on money, capitalism. M. >> when autism and capitalism converge, things got really weird, >> right? And think about it, right? We. don't know exactly what is causing. autism, they have a lot of suspicions. A. lot of them have to do with vaccines and.
different medications and different. chemicals and pollutants and all sorts. of different things. >> too. One thing we could all agree on and. Tylenol, they think too, right? But one. thing that we can all agree on, it's a. big factor is stuff that we've created. That's a big factor. Whatever it is, let's let's not put the blame on any one. of these industries, >> but there's something going on where. more people are getting autism now than. ever. And it seems almost positive that.
it's coming from us, that we did. something, human society. Well, if you think about where human. societyy's going, >> wouldn't that be a way to turn us into. something new, right? If we're going to. merge with machines, what better way. than to like eliminate empathy, eliminate emotions, make us like able to. like stay at home and stare at a screen. for hours at a time with no concern. whatsoever. Just the kind of social. detachment.
along with the integration of all this. crazy new technology. And the people, a. lot of the people that are in the tech. business that are high levels are on the. spectrum. >> Oh, dude. Yeah. They're on the [ __ ]. diving board of the spect. >> They're the ones bringing in AI. They're. bringing in the next version of life. >> kind of. I mean like we're thinking it's. like a mistake, >> but it might not be. It might be like a. crucial part of the system when you get. further and further integrated with. technology and all the stuff that you.
need to make it and all the stuff that's. involved in capitalism including like. lying about what mech medications kids. needs and giving them this and giving. them that lying about what kind of what. the pesticides do or the chemicals do or. you know whatever it is. What what is. that ultimately doing if it's if it's. leading people to be on the spectrum. more and more often? What if one day. it's not one in 12 in California? If. it's 100%. Yeah. >> Everybody, you got a full spectrum. society and there's no regular people.
left. >> Yeah. >> You have to think about that. If it's. one in 12 boys right now in California. and it used to be like 1 in 10,000, this. is like an invasion, right? Like an. invasion of like a a way that people. think that's entering into human. civilization. >> Yeah. And I feel like it was I I agree. Right. So then it's like those and and. then if you don't have this like. uprising this emotional uprising out of. people of like you know like this is.
wrong because I think like um you know. when you get real databased and like. that kind of like tismesque type of. energy I think you're not you know. you're not thinking about some of the uh. like how it affects you as much or maybe. just you're able to like roll into that. nest of like this is this new digital. landscape And those people fit well in. it. Does that make any sense? >> It does. It does make fit well. And they. do fit well in it. I know a lot of. people that are on spectrum that are.
very happy just being online all the. time. >> Yeah. >> That's what they do. >> And dude, maybe that's what's supposed. Yeah. That's the scary part is like what. if that's what's supposed to happen, right? >> And the rest of us are just like cuz I'm. like I think a romanticist, you know? I'm thinking like, oh yeah, a porch and. a rocking chair. And then they, you. know, the but you know, other people are. like, "Yeah, we're coming in robots and. [ __ ] like that and ordering bagels. through our [ __ ] brain cells and. shit." You know, like it's just like um. we're thinking of autism as a flaw, but. it might be a feature. >> But is it what is it okay? Is it what.
nature wants or is it something that. we're creating that is heading us down a. very dark path? I feel like it's not not. autism, but all of it in conjunction is. the second one. >> It might be what the universe wants. [ __ ]. >> It might be how it goes. Like there has. to be some sort of a pathway from. territorial primates to something new, right? >> Does there? >> I think so. Yeah. Because otherwise we.
would still be single- cellled. organisms. Everything's moving in a. general direction of more complexity. >> Okay. Right. >> That's fair. So if it's moving in a. general direction of more complexity, we're and with all the technology that. we're making, like we're moving into. some [ __ ] weird place, right? Wouldn't it be better if you just like. easily accepted that and what better way. than if you're one of those dudes that's. on the spectrum that loves to chill at. home and play video games, just stare at. a screen, doesn't really need a lot of. human contact. >> Yeah. One of those [ __ ] data wiggers. or whatever they call them. You know,
those [ __ ] tech monkeys or whatever. >> Yeah. Those guys are just all about it. They're all about it. They're wearing. Apple watches and the [ __ ] everything. is whoop neck. Yep. Yep. Yep. >> They had to do with a [ __ ] whoop neck. brace. It was like it kept updating on. his watch. It's like your neck's still. broken or whatever. >> He's got a whoop [ __ ] ring. >> It's crazy. You're [ __ ]. >> [ __ ] robot, >> bro. You blink twice and you're [ __ ]. Yeah. It like it shoots GLP1s into your. nuts. It's just like it's all too But. it's it it's happened too fast, bro. And.
it's too much and it starts to be like. is it being controlled? Um, dude, here's something that I always. >> being controlled by a small amount of. people, which is always scary. >> That's scary. >> It's always scary when a small amount of. individuals have insane amounts of power. and wealth. And that's what's going to. happen with this AI thing. And that's. what's what happened with tech. Like. look what happened with tech. With tech, the vast majority of the people that are. involved were all like heavily. left-wing, very progressive, like kind.
of even far-left in a way. And look, they pushed the entire country's. narrative in that direction through. censorship on social media, through. banning any accounts that didn't con, you know, didn't kind of commit to the. narrative. >> Russia gate. >> Yeah. Rush gate. Anything about Hunter. Biden's laptop, anything about vaccines. being deadly or, you know, maybe it came. from a lab, all that stuff would get you. kicked off. So, it was all moving in. this one ideological direction. That's.
the like literally the conversation the. entire country is having and there's no. other output. Before, you know, there. was a few of them that came around like. Gab and some other ones, some social. media sites that were like a response to. that, but they never really took off, right? >> Nothing took off yet. >> Not not really. You know, there's some. people that are on threads and there's. some people on truth, but the reality is. if you're not on Twitter, you're you're. not really going to connect with most. people. the that's the giant majority.
people having conversations and it was. all completely controlled by a small. group of people with one ideology. >> but then didn't all those ha or half of. those people move over to the other. political party when uh Trump got. elected like you know what I'm saying. like Zuckerberg was on the left side. Bezos seemed like a very left-leaning. guy and then they're all just so that's. what made me start to think oh none of. these guys are really on a side there's. this other third side that a lot of us. can't see that uh is just kind of.
commandeering or fabricating or like. infiltrating both sides. >> If I could hum a song right now, I'd hum. the Pink Floyd song Money. >> Yeah. >> You know what I'm saying? >> Yeah. >> Cuz that's what they were protecting. that chatter. That cash, baby. >> Protecting that cash. >> I mean, look how many people are [ __ ]. moving out of all these states that are. trying to impose wealth taxes. They're. trying to steal money from the people. that are the most successful. I was. reading something about Massachusetts. and how much this lady was reporting. about how much Massachusetts has um lost.
from that because people leave the. state. Their businesses leave the state. New York is having the same problem. That Kathy Hol, >> you know, now she's asking people I. don't know how to say her name. I don't. care. >> Yeah. Get a better name. >> Who cares what her name is? >> Yeah. >> She's asking people to go to Palm Beach. and tell people to come back to New York. now because we're losing tax base. Like. come on. Of course, you're losing tax. base. You can't just arbitrarily decide. that because someone makes more money, they deserve to give you more money. And.
then what have you done with the money. you have? >> That's the best part. >> Oh, a [ __ ] ton of waste and fraud. And. have you corrected any of that? No. So, your solution is what? More money. >> Yeah. >> Okay. [ __ ] all the way off. Of course, these people are going to leave. You're. a bunch of incompetent stooges and. you're in charge of all the money in the. state. And that's dumb. Yeah. And that's. why Chevron moved out of California and. Tesla moved out of California and. In-N-Out Burger moved out of California.
>> We moved out. >> We moved out of California. >> Companies, but we're people. >> We might as well be companies. We're. small companies. >> But it's like you can't just say we're. going to take more money and that'll fix. it. >> But you don't think billionaire Yeah. [laughter]. Especially, dude, what has happened like. with this follow-up to the Somali fraud, like all of these fraud buildings where. it's like blatant, there's no. businesses. It's just a sign on the door. and like it feels like there's no. followup to it. >> There's some there are some there's some.
people that are being prosecuted right. now. There's uh a bunch of. investigations uh regarding um. Minnesota, regarding California. They're. getting in there. They have to get in. there now because it's been exposed. nationally. But the real question is, how did it go on for so long? How did. you allow it to happen for so long? >> They knew. >> Bro, you want you want to know like. what's real bad? What's real bad is like. the amount of money that California has. wasted if their solution is to try to. tax people. Have you ever seen like what. they did with the highspeed rail?
>> Yeah. Nothing. >> They spent billions of dollars. There's. some guy who broke down how much China. how much highspeed rail China did in the. same time that it took California to do. their highspeed rail. It It's actually. funny. >> I've done some I've done some rail out. of China. I'll tell you that. >> I don't think it's the same stuff. I. think we're talking about different. things. >> But uh No, China, dude. They're doing. Dude, it's weird when you start. thinking, "Hey, China looks like a good. place to live." You know, >> they've got their [ __ ] together. I'll.
tell you that. A lot of these places. with kings, they really know how to run. things. They do a real solid job. [laughter]. >> They [ __ ] do. Poland's got their [ __ ]. together, dude. >> They do have their [ __ ] together. And. they were communists not that long ago. You know, >> Poland's got their [ __ ] They don't let. any of this flu influence. Spain, I feel. like, is taking their [ __ ] back. >> True. >> They're picking up their toys. >> I got to find this. Uh here it is, cuz. this is this is actually funny. when you. see like the comparison between like. what China's done and what we've done in.
the same amount of time. >> Yeah, it's it's actually kind of funny. >> Oh, I want to say thanks too to this. lady Sarah White check I just gave. She. just came and helped me get blood a. little while ago and she was she's just. a nurse practitioner and you could tell. she was just working hard. >> She hooked you up. >> Yeah. She was just like, you know, showed up and just like just got it done. for me. You could tell she just like is. a hardworking lady. I admire hardworking. women. >> Oh, what about hardworking men? You like. them? Yeah, that's it, Jamie. >> Well, they should be. >> So, look at this. Things that happen. faster.
>> Who's this [ __ ] Gooner, though? Who's. that dude? Is that Neelk? [laughter]. >> [ __ ] He fell off. >> It happened faster than building the. California highspeed rail. China's. entire highspeed rail network of 30,000. m. Our LA segment would have taken them. 2 months. Dubai going from barren desert. wasteland to barren culture wasteland. Timothy Shalomé's entire existence, [laughter]. iPhone 1 through 17, and the internet. Follow for more [ __ ] [laughter].
>> I love that guy. That's Harrison Balm. Good [clears throat] for him. >> That's crazy, isn't it? >> It's crazy. And they just took billions. of dollars in taxes and they Oh, we're. working on it. >> Yeah, but where here's everything is. fraud. You're starting to realize it's. all fraud. Well, if it's not fraud, it's. waste and it's bureaucracy. So, they. keep the money coming in. So, they keep. people working, but the people don't do. anything. >> And the dude, and we can't even [ __ ]. keep the TSA workers, dude. I [ __ ]. snuck a half a handful of goldfish to a.
[ __ ] TSA worker the other day. The. edible ones, just to [ __ ] keep them. going, dude, out there. >> You gave them some goldfish? >> Yeah. They're not even getting paid. >> I know. They they just started getting. back pay, >> but still it's just But the fact that. that's like a. >> crazy like that they're the least. priority. Like bro, flying is [ __ ]. super important. You dummies. You want. to keep the economy going, you got to. let people fly around. They got [ __ ] to. do, man. You can't just [ __ ] not pay. the TSA people. You [ __ ] idiots. How.
come you get paid? >> Yeah. >> How come you get paid? >> I'm sick of this [ __ ] And I'm sick of. rich people not putting their [ __ ]. kids over in these wars and [ __ ] like. that. Put your [ __ ] honky ass kids up. there. Let them go shed some [ __ ]. blood. >> Especially if you're asking for it. >> Especially if you're out there [ __ ]. bullshitting, dude. Put your [ __ ]. honky little fancy ass [ __ ] kid up. there, man. That [ __ ] makes me mad, bro. >> Well, I think there's also a problem. The people that I've talked to that have. served overseas and have been involved.
and deployed in military operations and. seen a lot of [ __ ] There are a lot of. them are of the opinion that you. shouldn't be able to make those. decisions if you never been to war. If. you don't know what it is, you don't. know what you're sending people to do. It doesn't mean you're not still going. to be a tyrant because there are some. people like clearly Netanyahu's been to. war. You know, he's been he was in the. military. He's was involved in some [ __ ]. and Yeah. and he he was like a special. forces operator in Israel and clearly he.
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know, it's a different. >> Are they emn to America? >> Well, what they are is the largest. country in in terms of like state. sponsored terrorism. They're the largest. sponsor of terrorism, but but also you. got to think why, you know, and this is. not excusing anybody for is Islamist uh. ideology because it's scary because they. want a a global caliphate, right? They're radicals. But you got to go back. to what happened in that country. And if.
you go back to what happened in that. country, they tried to nationalize oil. Iran was like a westernized country. Girls were wearing miniskirts. Everybody's hot. >> You seen that video from the 70s of. Iran? >> Yeah, bro. Everybody's popping. It's. popping. >> What happened is slowly but surely um. and quickly at first because when they. tried to nationalize oil, >> Yeah. um the CIA swooped in and they. [ __ ] got that guy out of office and. they allowed these Islamic, you know,
radicalists to start running the. country. >> Well, that's when started, right? >> I don't know exactly when Hezbollah. started, but the point is the country. was doing fine before we monkeyed with. it. And we monkeyed with it because they. were not getting enough of the money. from the oil. So it was the British. Petroleum Company, I think, put it into. perplexity the story of Iran. uh their government being overthrown. I. think it was in the 1950s. So when you you see like how it all.
played out and why it is what it is. today, Jesus Christ, you'd be mad too. >> Yeah. >> And when you're mad and you're. surrounded by bigger enemies that all. have nuclear weapons, you don't even. have nuclear weapons. Wouldn't you be. trying to make them? You know what I'm. saying? Like I'm not saying Iran should. have nuclear weapons. I don't think. anybody should have nuclear weapons. They definitely. >> Israel gets to have them. >> Allegedly. This is the problem. Allegedly. >> Everything's allegedly with them. >> Allegedly, >> except for the genocide. >> You know, they're not they don't. officially have them, >> right?
>> I don't think they admit [clears throat]. they officially have them. And you know. who is a big opponent of Israel getting. nuclear weapons? >> JFK. >> JFK. >> Yeah. That's what a lot of people think. led to back into the left. >> Oh, yeah. Before they killed him. Who? I. don't know. >> So the Iranian revolution, >> also called the Islamic Revolution, was. a mass uprising in Iran, overthrew the. sha's monarchy in 1979, replaced it with. an Islamic republic led by Ayatollah. Rula Kmeni. Um, >> Shaharo they called.
>> I want you to go back to the national. ask it a question of what was the events. that led to. um. them trying to nationalize their oil? Here it is. Uh uh uh uh no that's not it. The so the. what what was uh banned real opposition. use secret police to sural jail. I just. put into ask another question. What were. the events that took place after Iran.
tried to nationalize oil? Just ask that. question. What are the events that took place. when Iran tried to nationalize oil? Bro, [ __ ] oil. I'd rather walk if this is the. [ __ ] that's going to come out of all of. it. You feel me? >> The problem is it's not just oil for. your car. It's everything you use. Plastic is these petroleumbased. chemicals are responsible for medicine. >> But it's also getting in our nuts now. and people can't even [ __ ] read. anymore because of it. So it's like,
what is all that stuff helping us. anymore? >> Yeah, here it is. So Iran's attempt to. nationalize its oil in the 1950s. unfolded as a chain of political, economic, and international. confrontations centered on Prime. Minister Muhammad Mo Mosa. How do you. say his name? Mogade. Mosed Mosed. >> Let me see. Mosad. >> Mosad. Uh, and British controlled Angro. uh, AngloIranian. oil company. I'll walk you through the. key events, but it had to do with who. was in control of the oil before that.
Like, who was making the money before. that? Perplexi is going to give us the. [ __ ] tinfoil hat story of how it went. down. >> But the bottom line is. >> people are making a lot of money over. there in oil and they wanted most of the. money and they got boxed out and then. they wound up with a [ __ ] psychotic. dictator. >> Yeah. And a lot of the I mean, if you. look back on what Iran looked like when. it was a westernized country, like damn,
we should have [ __ ] supported. whatever the [ __ ] was going on back. then. >> I know. I think Do you feel like we used. to do things that were better and then. we got uh [gasps]. >> here's the tin foil hat version. I love. how Perplexity gives you a tin foil hat. version. >> Ask you received. >> Nice. Uh the story is basically Iran. tried to take back its oil. While the. British and Americans teamed up in. secret to crush that idea and send a. warning to the rest of the world, Britain had built its empire and navy on. cheap Iranian oil via the Anglo Iranian. oil company, later British Petroleum.
Company. So when Mogad Mosed, I don't know how to say his name. I keep. [ __ ] it up. Uh London saw it as a. direct threat to its global power and. profits. Elites feared that if Iran got. away with nationalizing its oil, other. countries in the Middle East would uh. beyond and and beyond would copy. destroying Western oil monopolies. So. they were determined to make Iran an. example. >> Like bro, we've been monkeying around. with other countries forever. This thing. in Venezuela, this real quick thing that.
happened real quick when they're kidnap. a dude in Venezuela. like. >> well a lot of us say it's because the. these are the countries that are still. outside of the um Rothschild's banking. system or whatever. Have you seen that. thing? >> I have not. >> Where it's like there's a there's a the. countries that are still not on that. list or something. This is tinfoil stuff. I think. >> or it's absolutely true. I have no idea. >> There's a lot going on right now, right? Like. >> I'm fear, dude. I'm scared. I'll be. honest with you. >> Yeah, it should be. >> I'm scared. >> Well, it's it's a scary time because. this is a real scared war.
>> People come up and people tell me about. it. I was in an Uber yesterday and. there's a man in there. He was driving. and um. he's like, "We need a revolution." You. know? >> Oh boy. >> He's like, "You have a voice." He's. telling me stuff like that. And I was. like, "Don't take Ubers anymore. [clears throat] Stop taking Ubers. Rent. a car, motherfucker.". >> I'm not renting a car. >> Why would you rent a car? You don't rent. cars, >> bro. You think I'm going to go be at the. Renting a car is insane. You have to. check under see if there's any dents in.
it or if there's any like and then um. you have to do all this stuff. >> Renting a car is a nightmare. Dude, I. will tell you this story though. One. time we rented we did rent a car and we. got a dent on it like a pretty good dang. and we [ __ ] we had a we caught a. pigeon and had it [ __ ] over the dent to. fill it in whenever we turned it in. >> No, you didn't. This is not a true. story. >> Yeah, we did. >> You caught a pigeon? >> Yeah. You think it's hard to catch a. pigeon? >> I do. Bro, bring up a pigeon getting. caught. [laughter]. >> Mike Tyson had a lot of them, bro. >> Yeah, when he raised them.
>> Yeah, but dude, he had [ __ ] autism in. his hands after a couple [laughter]. years. >> You don't think You think it's hard to. catch a pigeon? The dumbest bird ever, dude. >> And you just put the [ __ ] over the dent? >> Yeah, you hang it over. >> Hell of a [ __ ] How big was this dent. we're talking about? >> Dude, these [ __ ] pigeons [ __ ] all. day, Joe. >> So, you just hold them there until. they're done? >> Yeah. What are you, some kind of [ __ ]. cop or whatever? [laughter]. Yeah, we [ __ ] put him over the dent, bro. That's why God wants you to help. That's my insurance. >> Oh, okay. This one's all [ __ ] up, though. That's not fair. >> That's cuz he has American healthcare.
It's United Healthcare. [laughter]. >> Dude, well, here's what I want to know. Like, I'm I guess Yeah. Like, yeah. I. don't know, man. Everybody just feels. scared and it makes. >> Well, they should because a lot of. things are getting exposed right now. You know, there's a lot of fraud and. you're seeing at the highest levels of. government and people are also scared. because no one's getting in trouble for. things like no one's getting in trouble. for the Epstein files. No one's getting. in trouble for. >> Yeah. that's almost disappeared kind of. >> Well, that's part of what happens when. there's some sort of a big social thing.
One thing that's in the past that. leaders have used to cover up problems. at home is a [ __ ] war. I'm not saying. that that's why they bombed Iran, but. that would be a way to do it. If you're. that psychotic, you know, and if you. were thinking about doing it anyway, you. might be able to justify it. People have. always done that also to stay in power. >> Oh, yeah. And even Bill Clinton said. that about Netanyahu. Bill Clinton said. Netanyahu wants war so he could stay in. power.
>> For sure, dude. People call him the. Yamaka Hitler. That's what they call. >> Who are these people? >> Everybody does. >> Which people? >> Countless people. >> Huh? >> What are you saying? What do you mean. people? What are you talking about? >> What are you talking about? >> Black folks. What are you saying? >> I don't know what you're saying. >> I don't know what you're saying. >> I don't know what you're saying. >> Okay. >> Let's just not draw conclusions. >> Okay. Yeah. >> Okay. >> He seems like a great guy. >> Um, really? >> No. >> Well, this is a scary time. >> It's a scary time because people are. willing to blow people up with [ __ ]. drones and missiles and they're shooting. into apartment buildings and blowing up.
schools and it's like, [ __ ] man. >> And we didn't I think that we've been. poisoned. I do think that we've been. poisoned. because I think that like we find out. that our food is a lot of our food is. poisonous, right? Or. >> a lot of our food is not good for us. >> Yeah. Sorry. Not good for us. >> So, we have a health care we have food. that is made to be not good for us. >> And then we have a health care system. that'll just kind of take care of you, right? Barely. So then you start to. create this other like you're going to. need the your autism gang that are up.
there running [ __ ] but then you're going. to need this sort of like mollisky sort. of like the worker bees and that's what. the rest of us start to become as worker. bees because you know you're on. antid-depressants killed like the the. vibe and the energy of so many people, right? like the opioid epidemic like you. you broke apart so many families and. ruined hope in so many like kids and. parents and homes and like um the the. the uh the COVID where you shut down. recovery rooms and places where people. were meeting and so they were so.
disconnected and then it's like you just. you start to wonder why there's no. uprisings because there's no there's. nothing rising up inside of you anymore. because a lot of your your vitrol has. been killed. People are jerking off into. [ __ ] robots and even just on car. batteries and [ __ ] in some of those. videos online. But. >> car batteries. >> people will come on everything. >> What happens when you hit the the two. posts? >> I don't [laughter] know, dude. >> Does your jizz explode? >> Probably got to be grounded. I would. have to guess. >> Right. >> That's a real [ __ ]. >> You don't want that jolt coming back to.
the tip. [laughter]. >> You imagine if it was like one solid. stream and the electricity jumped. >> Yeah. >> Made it back to the tip. But dude, that. could happen too with that robot if you. trying to hump that robe and that thing. shorts out. >> Phones short out. You remember those uh. those old phones that would blow up in. people's cars? Like the Note, it was one. of the Note series. Like people's cars. would catch on fire if you left it. plugged in. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. What if that happens to your dick? >> And people would always, [laughter]. >> you know what I'm saying? >> And people would just always leave it.
plugged in next to their wife at night. for [ __ ] no reason, >> right? >> On top of your wife. >> Just balance. bursts in flames and. lights are on fire. >> But successor, >> I I think we've been poisoned just. enough to like it feels like just to. hurt, but not like we just have to start. I think it's a time where like we have. to try and work on our and like look. inside of ourselves and I don't know. Do. I sound [ __ ] preachy? I'm sorry. >> No, you don't sound preachy, but you are. think you're on to something. There was.
some file. I didn't read it, but a bunch. of people sent it to me. I just went, "Oh, Jesus." It was from the some. Freedom of Information Act or some leak. from the 1950s. with the CIA and they were trying to. think of different ways to make people. docile and stupid and unmotivated. >> and they were talking about different. medications, putting stuff in food, all. these different strategies to keep. people stupid. >> Yeah. And they.
>> This is our own government. us, United. States of America. >> Well, that's another thing. Is that not. treasonous? >> I agree. So why And yeah, it just feels. like there's no recourse and I know like. you start to think, well, this is how a. lot of people have lived their entire. centuries in different countries and. stuff like that. Like they live under. this type of oppression and like fear. all the time, but it feels new here. >> I want to know what exactly. Could you. put that into our lovely sponsor. perplexity and find out what the [ __ ]. was said in that CIA document? What what.
were they actually planning? Because. it's the the idea that there's people in. government that would just say, "Fuck. millions of people and their potential. in life. Let's tank their potential so. we can get our agenda through easier. without them being upset. Let's ruin. millions of people's lives or at least. dampen their dreams. I don't squash. their hopes, make them stupid and lazy, >> make their kids sick, make their Yeah.
Make it put pornography and and and let. it be into the home so that um it's. accessible everywhere. So marriages get. ruined and relationships get ruined and. guys are just spunking out on wherever. and so they don't so there's no energy. There's no like there's no [ __ ]. desire inside of people to overcome. And. it's like yeah, we have to just try and. do better one day at a time. for men. like their ambition in life is often. connected to wanting girls to like them. Yeah. >> Or guys to like them, whatever it is. >> And purpose creating.
>> But that's the other part. Purpose and. creating is like the ultimate. That's. like the the ultimate is it's almost. like you're doing a service. Like. whatever you're doing, if you're doing. it your best, your real reward is that. people enjoy it. Whatever it is, whether. you're a carpenter or a musician or. whatever it is, if you're doing. something at your best, the ultimate. reward is people enjoying it. >> Yeah, >> that's the ultimate enjoy. But you you. have to figure that out in life. >> You're probably thinking of declassified.
CA, mind control, and behavior. modification experience like Bluebird, Artichoke. Artichoke is it? That's it. Especially MK Ultra, which did run in. the 1950s and60s. Okay. Bluebird, MK. Ultra. What is make people stupid in. cognition? Uh CIA uh efforts to use. drugs, hypnosis, and other techniques. No, that's the interrogation. That's. different. Uh uh uh uh uh. >> this thing is interesting. >> Perfect concussion effort often.
referenced alongside MK Ultra explicitly. explored using suboral blasts to erase. memory. Whoa. Erasing or degrading. memory is practically a way of disabling. a person cognitively. Even if that is. not described as making them stupid in. official language. >> Well, yeah, we're just It feels like. we're just stuck in an experiment. >> I feel like this is not it. >> This isn't it. >> No. Um, this was So, why don't you run a. search for recently disclosed CIA files.
to make people I mean, >> I had docsel in first and it didn't give. me anything better. >> Um, >> I tried looking on Twitter. >> Well, okay. using put in using vaccines. to make people stupid. >> or suggesting vaccines make people. stupid. >> Uh, I hesitate now. >> Why? >> Cuz it's taking me to somewhere talking. about this on Facebook. >> Perfect. I love Facebook, [laughter].
but the conspiracy theorists are looking. pretty sane right now. Okay, this is. Eevee Magazine. Okay. What is going on here? >> You have to type in your email or they. won't let you watch it. >> But yo, I don't think what you're. saying, the things you're saying, I. don't think that uh that doesn't seem. like an American idea to me. >> Well, it's not It's okay, Jamie. Forget. it. >> But it's not an American idea. >> If you can find Is it okay? >> If you can find it, please do. >> Can you do Google, too, or you can't do. it? >> Yeah. Just look everywhere. >> Dudes, have you noticed some things are.
harder to find? >> Yeah. Well, this is probably going to be. hard to find because I think this is one. of those ones that is like it's on X, right? And I know like people are going. over it, but I don't know if it's even. been verified. This is one of the. reasons why I wanted to put it through. perplexity. >> Find because there's a lot of stuff you. read that just complete, especially. today. April Fools, [ __ ] Today, April Fools. Yeah. Don't get tricked. >> [ __ ]. >> Stay off the. >> I just gave some random lady my blood in. the parking lot. >> Oh, no. She's going to use that for a. ritual. >> Good. >> Clone you, son. You can have little baby.
Theos like those little videos that pop. up of us. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Huh, dude. My favorite part of the. video is at the end when you just kind. of bounce out of your chair. >> We're laughing so hard. Is this it? >> This is it. >> Okay. What does it say? >> Video. Someone's talking about project. artichoke. >> What is product project? What does it. say? Essentially. >> the video. >> Beth Kim Iverson. She's pretty good. >> White Iverson. >> artichoke. So, this says, "Look, [music]. we've got this grand idea of how we're.
basically going to drug people and do. all kinds of weird experiments on them. to see if we could control their minds. These [music] documents don't show that. anything was actually done. It just. shows that we've got these really crazy. ideas and they're extremely unethical, inhumane, terrible, terrible ideas." The. 1977 leak of documents say, "Oh, yeah. Well, actually, the government [music]. did it. They did all of those terrible. things they said they were doing in that. previous memo. They did it. And now. here's some of the archives that we have. from when they did all of those terrible. things. So, okay, these documents, special research for artichoke, dated.
April 21st of 1952, the memo proposes. developing long-term covert drugs that. could be slipped [music] into daily. life. Drugs that were quote administered. over considerable period of time, possibly being placed in food or water. that caused either agitation or. depression. These should include. chemicals or drugs that can be. effectively concealed in [music] common. items such as food, water, Coca-Cola, beer, liquor, cigarettes, etc. And. should also be capable of use in. standard medical treatments [music] such. as vaccinations and shots. We can do all.
this other experimentation which nobody. will know about. It's sneaky. Sneak it. into their Coca-Cola. Sneak it into. their beer, their cigarettes, their. vaccines, their medications. Let's sneak. it all in. Oh, those wild conspiracy theorists. They strike again. They have no morals. They have no ethics. They have no. humanity. These documents, I mean, these. people are inhumane. They're sick. They're twisted. This is terrible. >> Yeah. >> Way to go, Kim Iverson. She killed it. She She used to be on What show was she.
on? Not Breaking Points. What was the. show that they did before Breaking. >> Kim Iverson? It wasn't 227, was it? She. got booted off because Fouchy was coming. on and she wanted to question Fouchy. about the COVID vaccines. >> and they kicked her off the show and she. went independent. >> Good. >> Which is how it always goes. Y. >> Yeah, you can't you can't talk too much. [ __ ]. >> Even though it's pretty obvious that. guy's a criminal. >> Pretty [ __ ] obvious that guy's a. liar. Lied in front of Congress, was.
responsible for gain of function. research that led to who knows how many. [ __ ] people dying of a man-made. disease. Whatever. Whatever. Just don't. question. You can't work here anymore. You're not playing ball. Yeah. >> You're not playing along. Like, look. But now she can do stuff like this. >> Good for her. >> That's nuts that your tax dollars pay. for that. Them figuring out how to make. people stupid. How do I make Theo. stupid? Let me slip something into his. Coca-Cola. Let's figure out if it works. Let's experiment on random people and. see what kind of results we get. >> Then here's my question then. Well, did.
you know whenever they uh whenever they. introduced antid-depressants that. changed like the cognitive um therapy. side of things like in therapist office, it it totally revolutionized like. industrialized. uh therapy and it ruined it ruined a lot. of people, I think. Like um one of my. goals is to get off of antid-epressants. completely, man. I want to feel how I'm. supposed to feel so I can have thoughts. and actions that uh that like make me. feel connected to the world. That [ __ ].
makes you feel dead, man. >> So why did you take them in the first. place? >> Cuz I was in a bad relationship 20 years. ago and I was having a tough day at. school and they [ __ ] put they gave. them to me and then I never got off. >> Really? >> Because when you get off it's that I. think we talked about this once. It's. hard. >> Yeah. It makes you more depressed and. more [ __ ] up and you're all imbalanced. and you you know probably you're. addicted to them. >> Yeah. And so I that's one of my goals is. and I noticed like um for me I've been. taking like methyl blue. I've been doing. some things like and I'm working with a.
doctor to help me but I want to I'm. going to get there and I'm just going to. start to take the power back of myself. more. >> Well they say that exercise is like many. times greater in its effect at. alleviating depression. Dude, I wake up. and I do my yoga and I do like a 35. minute workout. I'll do like six. exercises, five runs of it in a row. That's 30 exercises. Burn through them. [ __ ] and I'm a and I'm If I do that. when I get up in the morning, bro, I am.
good. >> Yeah, >> I'm fine all day. And I'm also I'm more. positive cuz I've already taken care of. myself in a way that I feel is. sufficient enough for me to keep. operating and moving forward. But yeah, I want to get away from the. >> Well, that's the medicine, man. Which is. really crazy. That's the medicine. It's. just hard for people to take because it. requires effort and it requires. discipline. You have to do it when you. don't want to do it. And there's a lot. of times when you're not going to want. to do it. A lot of times you're feeling. kind of [ __ ] tired. >> We have to And I think that's what Yeah.
Maybe we just Yeah. Like I just need to. I just need to keep going. This is the. best I've been doing. I think. >> Why don't you hire a trainer? You got. some cheddar? I can't. >> You got some cash, son. You're making. that. >> paper. >> Why don't you hire a trainer? >> I do. I I. >> hire a dude that's cool that'll come. over your [ __ ] house every day. >> Touching my body a lot. >> He doesn't have to touch your body, >> Joe. Some of them do. >> Well, you got to get new ones. They're. doing something wrong. >> But some of them, >> you got to say no. >> I [laughter] am saying no.
>> Repeat after me. No. >> No. >> Don't touch my butt when I'm in a deep. squat. It doesn't help. >> I don't like that song. >> I'm going to dick your [ __ ] It's. going to make you WANT TO EXPLODE TO THE. TOP. READY? GO. HE'S knuckle deep in. your bung hole trying to convince you. that it's so you can get more reps. [laughter]. He's [ __ ]. >> That's got to happen like a [ __ ] big. jack gay trainer like praise on guys. that are kind of weak with small hips.
>> He's like, I bet you can't do this with. your with my [ __ ] and your butt. And. you're like, that's a crazy who cares. >> Why are you suggesting this? Yeah. [laughter] But the crazy part is, dude, I I had a trainer one time if you were. doing like a dumbbell press, >> he would kind of squat you from he would. he would help you from the elbows kind. of. >> Okay, that's fine. >> But when I noticed this one time, >> he rub his dick onto your butt. >> Did he? He's right behind you. >> No, he didn't. I don't know. >> He did. You're blocking it out. >> Maybe that's why you need therapy. >> I don't [laughter] know, bro.
>> Dude, if some I know all the dicks I've. ever seen in my life, dude. >> All of them? >> Yeah. How many have you seen? Jesus. Christ. >> Honestly, >> it's not that many. >> Live and in person. >> Could count them on one hand. >> Crazy. >> Only seen a handful of dicks and two of. them are. >> Aries. [laughter]. Definitely the most recent one. >> Ari's pissed in [ __ ] kombucha bottles. in this room so many times. He is such. an animal. >> He is kombucha. He has kombucha in him. It's all kombucha. He doesn't have piss. anymore. It's fermented. But this guy. would touch my elbow and he would kind.
of like m He would do a slight like. massage on them and that's when it kind. of cooked me up. >> You got a vape in here by chance, Joe, or. >> No, we got this. >> You want a cigar? We got smelling salts. You want a cigar? >> No. They make me sick. >> They do? >> Yeah. It makes me feel sad. >> Sad. >> Yeah. >> No, I gave up on those. Nicotine vapes. are very addictive. >> Yeah, boy. >> I know. I'd give it up. >> They make you gra they grab You grab for. them. You want to take a hit off of. them. Well, even if you I I and I. decided at one point in time, I'm not.
taking these anymore. I'm stopping with. these. >> Oh, I remember, dude. Remember you and I. were using them one time? We kept using. that thing and Yeah. Oh, dude. >> There's something in them. It's not just. the nicotine. >> I'll tell you the story. >> because like these things like Alps, I. have no problem not taking these. I I. went on a trip, like a 10-day trip. I. didn't bring any nicotine pouches. I. didn't miss it at all. I was fine. >> Well, I'll say this, >> but not those vapes, dude. Those vapes. call you. >> Yeah, some of that shit's a lot, bro. They call you. >> But yeah, you got to kind of manage it. or whatever. But.
>> yeah, you ain't managing [ __ ] son. [laughter]. >> You right. You right about that. Okay, girl. [laughter] Okay. >> No, I think out of all the things that. are, you know, not a drug drug, but you. know, nicotine is kind of a drug, but. you know, obviously could be totally. functional on it. That's the one in the. vapes that's the most addictive. >> And and but yeah, you're talking about. like recreational type, not like. antid-depressants, things like that. >> Yeah, of course. Of course. Not like.
cocaine or, you know, Yeah. But but. here's the thing about them, man. They're only good for one hit. It's the. first hit of the day. The first hit off. a vape is [ __ ] wonderful. >> You're like, "Ah, >> oh yeah, I'll blow that smoke on your. mother, son.". >> Nature just shines down upon you. Just. feel relaxed. But it's only one after. that you're just chasing that dragon and. you you keep you're not getting anything. out of it. Yeah. Every time you're just. getting like nervous like and you're. like hitting it again your [ __ ] hands.
are shaking. You're [laughter] going too. far but you don't get that one feel. It's the same thing with a cigarette. >> With a cigarette really what you want is. the first couple of hits. >> and you get that lightness of head like. ah and then put them down. >> Yeah. >> The problem is you're always chasing. that dragon and you never get it. That's. why everybody loves the first cigarette. of the day. They sit there with that. first cigarette of the day and a cup of. coffee and you're like, I got ideas. >> Yeah. >> Like I got [ __ ] ideas. >> Write this down. Write this down. >> You know, a lot of bands wrote most of.
their music on cigarettes. Like Tony was. talking about Pink Floyd. >> Dude, the Declaration of Independence. people were probably hitting cigarettes. back then. >> For sure. They were smoking tobacco. Yeah. I don't know if they did pipes or. what have you back then. I wonder when. the cigarette was invented. Because if. you think about it, like pipes and. cigars you don't inhale. You just take. it in your mouth. But cigarettes you. like take into your lungs. I wonder when. the first dude figured that you got to. like suck it all in. >> to get a full probably. >> Probably he want to suck everything.
>> Cigarettes, bananas, what have you. [laughter]. >> They were smoking cigarette or just says. drinking [snorts] smoke when Christopher. Columbus and his crew discovered. indigenous people in the Caribbean. Oh, you mean Christopher Columbus was or. the indigenous people? >> Says they observed indigenous people in. the Caribbean in quotes drinking smoke. >> Oh, yeah. >> But this is going back. I don't That's. >> exactly drinking and smoking. Chris Co. was off that [ __ ] bro. He was off that. [ __ ]. >> Did you ever read the things that.
Christopher Columbus did when they came. to America? >> He was a boss. I heard. >> he was an evil man. Was he? >> Oh my god. They would cut people's arms. off if they didn't bring them the right. amount of gold. They were killing. babies. Like they did some horrific. [ __ ] man. >> Huh? >> They did horrific [ __ ] to the people. that they found cuz they found these. people had gold and you know they like. if you think about how crazy it is that. Mexico speaks Spanish. You know how.
crazy that is? >> You know how crazy it is? That's so far. away from Spain. >> Oh, that's a good point. They all speak. Spanish and they're Catholic. Gee, where. do you think that happened? >> Cortez. >> Yeah, cool. >> That [ __ ] showed up in the 1500s. with like 600 dudes and 12 musketss. They had like 12 They didn't even have. musket rifles. They had musket pistols. >> He was a boss. >> And they took over the whole [ __ ]. country. >> I know, dude. >> Kind of crazy. Like, if you think about. all these years later, they all speak.
Spanish now. >> Yeah. >> That's nuts. Well, do you think we could. do something like that now? Like what do. you think's going to happen to. >> Iran? >> No, just with I mean like I feel like. the [ __ ] that's happening out there is. going to come here eventually. >> Well, it most certainly will. >> Yeah. >> You know, >> I mean, if uh Homeland Security doesn't. stop it in its tracks and they're doing. a great job of preventing a lot of them, you know, there's a lot of things that. they catch that you don't even hear. about that are like terror cells they.
infiltrate and but they know there's. people in this country. That was the. most [ __ ] up thing about people being. all nonchalant about the border being. wide open for four years. Yeah. >> Because men of military age entered into. this country from foreign countries and. we have no idea why. We don't know if. they're just honest people looking to. make a better life for them and their. family, send money back home. That would. be best case scenario. But that's not. all of them. So what percentage of them. are terrorists? What percentage of them?
There's not It's not zero. It ain't. zero. Yeah. But what also it's like it's. all just a cat and mouse game. People. are like, "We'll elect the Democrats. next time." It's like, but it's all the. same [ __ ] has been happening forever. They haven't been helping anybody. forever. They're letting [ __ ]. politicians slurp on kids. All of our. [ __ ] money goes to Israel and they're. using it to [ __ ] genocide people. It's like everybody is scared out of. their wits right now. It's like our. religious leaders are afraid to speak. out and it's like the it's a time where. it's like Satan is amongst us and our.
religious leaders are [ __ ] talking. about [ __ ] at the pole. It's just. like what is going I don't know, man. >> We got to get you off those. anti-depressants, son. You're losing. your [ __ ] marbles. >> You think I am? >> Come hang out with us. Just chill out. >> I'm here. >> Just chill out at the mothership. tonight. >> I do have to pee in a little while. But. >> you can pee. >> I'm going to pee in a minute, man. >> We'll let you. >> But no, people are just scared, dude. This is [ __ ] that I can. >> They won't let you pee until you give. them your guns. >> Really? That's how they're doing it now. >> But what if you have to wash the black. face off the president? Can you [ __ ]. use a little bit of. >> piss [clears throat]. had this big dude.
>> they had this big gun thing this law. they passed where they made a bunch of. guns illegal and they found that only I. think it's less it's a very small. percentage of people I think it's. somewhere in the neighbor find out what. percentage of people have complied but I. think. >> any guns. >> Oh they do. Yeah they do. They did. They. used to. Well, a lot of hunters up there. for sure. But there's a lot of. recreational guns and handguns and. self-defense weapons that people had. that they recently made during uh. Castro's kid when he was running the. country when they uh recently made this.
ban. >> I got to meet Castro one time. >> No, I want to hear that. But one one. second. But data provided by Public. Safety Canada shows that of March 27th, 32,46 people signed up to participate in. the program. They declared a total of 50. thou 7,5440. firearms, roughly 42% of what was. projected. But they were talking about Oh, you know. who has it on his page is uh Kolon Noir. >> He has it here. I'll send it to you.
because. >> we got to do this in Memphis, dude. [snorts]. >> It's kind of crazy. >> Yeah. You can't let him take away your. weapons. >> No, >> because how will you fight? >> Uh how will you fight? That's a very. good question. Yeah, I saw Kolon's video. Here it is. >> Yeah, this is it. Here, play this type. [ __ ] right here. >> Response. >> Cool. We're sending police to your. house. >> The declaration period for firearms.
owners is scheduled to end next week. So. far, only 2.5% of the estimated 2. million affected firearms have been. declared, and 98% of firearms owners. haven't made a declaration. Canada. banned 2500 types of firearms, gave gun. owners until March 31st, essentially. today, to declare them. One week before. the deadline, 2.5% compliance. 2.5. That's not a slow roll out. That's a. full-on rejection. >> So, if they're not declaring by next. week, what's your plan, Minister? >> The plan we have is as of March the.
31st, the uh time to complete uh the. enrollment um will be will be done. Uh. and then uh the RCMP uh and other. agencies will be um uh available. throughout uh the spring and the summer. to do the collection. >> The collection the collection. >> like he's speaking about dry cleaning, not firearms, not property that belonged. to law-abiding citizens before the. government decided anymore. >> So Minister, you're saying that RCMP. members, we just heard an auditor.
general report saying we're short 3,400. members. We're dealing with a wave of. violent crime across this country. And. you're saying that your plan is over the. spring and the summer to deploy RCMP. officers to go doortodoor to firearms. owners and seize their firearms. >> So this is a voluntary program, Mr. Lloyd, as you're aware. Um, and the RCMP. resources and the resources we will use. with law enforcement uh does not. contemplate in any way using existing. resources. These are additional. resources. So these are those who are.
off duty, those who may be retired. I. can ask you to do that. retired very. new officers door to door because. frankly many police forces across the. country refusing to participate in your. program. >> And here's the part that should make. your jaw hit the floor. The Minister of. Public Safety, the guy running this. entire program, was secretly recorded. saying the gun grab isn't worth the. money. >> The Minister of Public Safety. accidentally told the truth and he was. recorded [music] doing it. He said that. the gun grab is not worth the money. He.
doubts local police will have the. resources to enforce the Liberals's. mandatory gun buyback program and says. the reason the prime minister is. sticking with the policy is to appease. voters in Quebec. >> He privately admitted the police can't. even he said they're doing it votes. >> in the. city. Go back to his name. >> I can't. >> if you can't. It was Anna. >> Whatever his name is saying I want him. to go door to door. You go door to door. to door and do this [ __ ]. >> You go door to door, [ __ ] You want to.
do that? >> How about you do it? >> He's talking about getting retired. people to go door tod door and take. people. You're going to get someone. shot, stupid. >> Well, it's just like our draft now. They're like, now it's 42, now it's 47. Now. >> you could have a a marijuana arrest now. >> They're letting anybody in that [ __ ]. >> You little weed. What's the big thing? >> Come on. >> But dude, here's here's a here's the. part to me that's like you start to see. like the uh [ __ ] in the armor or. whatever. And no offense anybody. Um but. >> you're allowed to say that [ __ ] in the. armor. But they know who I'm They know.
who they think are. I'm I'm not saying. anything about. >> I know you're not. But the people think. that. >> I'm not. >> Yeah, I hear you. >> But they But yeah, >> you can't say [ __ ] and span anymore. either. >> You can't say [ __ ] and span. >> Well, you can, but you shouldn't. >> You got to whisper it. [laughter]. >> Hey, >> that guy should be forced to go door to. door. Go door to door in a bright orange. vest with a circle in the center of it. >> Yeah, I was just going to get his name. cuz I wanted to say that guy's a [ __ ]. and go do your own [ __ ] That [ __ ]. that freaking little homie. >> dough boy.
>> Yeah, that little [ __ ] that little. sloppy brand muffin. >> Yeah, >> [ __ ] sloppy muffin top. >> Yeah, get your That's his name right. there. Gary. And I'm going to disagree. >> Anandari. Anandagery. >> Canada. They're going to come for you. next. But here's what here's what's. funny to me, Joe. That's such a crazy. You can't you you're not even. grandfathering people in mandatory gun. confiscations. >> They just want people vulnerable.
>> Of course that's what we're saying, man. >> Yeah, >> Joe. That's what we're saying. They want. us all vulnerable. >> Yeah, they do. They would much rather. that because look, what's the. difference? >> What's the difference between America. and everywhere else? >> One of the big differences we're [ __ ]. heavily armed, >> right? That's one why why it's real a. real problem to try to take over America. and it's in our Declaration of. Independence. It's in the Bill of. Rights. It's like that [clears throat]. this, you know, the the right to an. armed militia,
>> the right to keep and bear arms and to. have an armed militia. Like that's what. is that? And people are like, "What is. that for?" Well, that's to keep you from. being taken over by tyrants who have. guns. >> Yeah. Well, here's here's one thing. that's interesting to me is like RFK was. on not long ago and he was saying that. 75%. and I could be off by a few percent of. young men uh can't. >> 77. >> aren't eligible for military service. >> So, this is the hilarious part to me. now. Now, they've poisoned us so much.
that the that they can't even they don't. even have healthy people to serve in the. military. And now they're still like I. feel like the these powers that be are. like in this tough spot now. We're like, "Fuck, we poison them too much. They. can't even go spill their blood for us, you know? >> Right. Well, they can't. I mean, there's. enough that can, >> but they're widening these things. It's. like with the ice now, they're like, if. you're 65 and like have decent vision, you can be an I, you know, they're. letting it's just like it kept getting. bigger. >> Ice, you only have seven weeks of. training. >> Yeah.
>> You think about that's not even what you. get in the police force. >> Yeah. >> We had more than that for [ __ ] T-ball. when I was a kid. [laughter]. And Mr. Rick, dude, remember when you. had T-ball and your coach was just some. dude who had a name? Like, that's our. coach, Rick. >> Just imagine this. Imagine if you had. seven weeks of training and you had to. go into a jiu-jitsu tournament. >> I know. >> You would get [ __ ] smoked. You would. get [ __ ] smoked. You don't know what. you're doing. You barely know what. you're doing. You're going to make a. bunch of mistakes. >> Yes, I would. >> Seven weeks of training in that is even. scarier because you got you got guns and.
you're going out in the street and. you're arresting people. Yeah, that's but it's it's like it not. more than ever it feels like theater and. it feels like it's been theater for a. while and it feels like maybe this is. crazy, but it feels like we're at the. last cusp before something weird is. going to happen. Didn't you say. something weird might happen, Jamie? >> Jaime's always saying that. Jaime's. always He's tuned in. >> Is he like that?
>> Jaime's got an ear for weird. >> Even blacks are getting scared, though. >> For real? Yeah. >> Yeah. But they're more scared of like. the Trump movement, you know, totalitarianism and fascism. >> No, >> I think they're getting, you know, they. see these ostracize, they see these. communities of people out there getting. abused and [ __ ] and I think it reflects. in them somewhere, you know. >> You mean like with ICE? Is that what. you're saying? >> No, with like uh like, you know, you. see, you know, there's a lot of brown. people getting murdered on [ __ ] Tik. Tok all the time, like you know, in the. Middle East. And I think you see that.
and it makes them hyped up or you know. it activates. >> Well, everybody should be upset about. that. >> I agree. But. >> the idea that this the only way to solve. problems is by dropping bombs on people. is it's so crazy that that's still the. move in 2026. But I don't think. >> however, but however, if you are faced. with an evil dictator that has his eyes. on a global caliphate and is developing. nuclear bombs, you can't be all [ __ ] kumbaya. But. the question is like how did how does.
that get resolved, >> right? That's the question. >> How do you make sure how can you even. know they're not capable of having. nuclear weapons? And for the last 20. years, they've been preparing and. stockpiling missiles and developing what. is the they have some crazy thing I was. seeing online where it's like they. almost like have a mountain and dug deep. into the ground. They have these missile. elevators and like the missiles are like. hidden deep into the ground where the.
only way you could destroy that. facilities with like a nuke and they. just did it specifically knowing that. they were going to get bombed. Well, they had the, you know, they did Top Gun. movie where Miles Teller flew in there. and then a year later we did that in in. or a few years later we did that in uh. Iran. Like, isn't it kind of like it. just it all seems bizarre where they had. to fire a nuke down or they had to fire. a missile down into the thing. Remember? >> I didn't see that movie. >> It was good. >> I bet it was.
>> It actually was good. >> I like the first one. >> Oh, we made a movie, too. I got to tell. you about our movie. I can't forget. >> Oh, that's right. You made a movie. >> Yeah. I didn't mean to interrupt about. it, >> but let's find out what [snorts] what. what was I asking before we moved on. >> Iranian missile thing. >> Yeah. What is that elevator thing that. they have? They have some underground. like deep underground. Someone was. explaining it online. They have a very. unique method of protecting their. missiles from being bombed. So they have. their storage is like deep deep.
underground. I think that's one of the. things that they were just attacking. recently. like we were dropping bombs on. them recently. >> I don't think we're over there doing. that for ourselves, though. >> Doesn't seem like it. Doesn't seem like. it's in our best interest, you know. >> Why do you think Why do you think then? What What is it that like Israel holds. over America that we do those things? >> Well, first of all, there's a lot of. people that donated to the Trump. campaign that have significant influence. over him. Yeah. >> That uh lobby for Israel, right? >> And they're very uh beholden.
>> So, that's just capitalism then, right? So IDF uncovers Iran missile mega. cities. >> I don't believe anything they say. >> It's hard to know cuz this is all AI, right? >> No. >> Is this real? >> It looked like as it was. But. >> is this real? >> Honestly, >> this looks AI. Some of it does look AI, but that video of those guys walk right. there. Real. >> It's so hard to know these days, man. >> If it's so hard to know, you know, this. is like if I was Iran, I'd make a video. like that. Look at all my bums. Look at.
my big [ __ ] and look at my bums. Out of. a big old dick. Big old dick. Like a. third leg and a bunch of bombs. >> I'm [ __ ] sick of my dick. >> Really? >> Give it a break [snorts]. for a couple days and you'll miss it. >> Oh, I've had a lot of thoughts. I. [laughter]. >> go vacation [clears throat] from your. dick. >> Bro, there's times I wanted to just mail. my dick to Africa or whatever. >> Don't. >> just feed a couple. >> They'll never send it back. >> But I'm saying to feed a couple people. I don't think it'll feed a couple. [laughter].
>> It'll dude. >> I don't even think feed one. >> Get out of here. >> Might keep him alive for a few hours. [laughter]. >> It would be lunch. At least lunch for. two. >> Someone on a diet. [laughter]. >> Someone cutting weight for wrestling. >> Yeah. >> Or that dude that tried to cut weight. and because he wasn't gay anymore. Remember I told you about that dude? [laughter]. He lost 40 lbs, dude. He was just. [ __ ] ribs and dick by the end of. [laughter] it. Dude, that guy. >> I got to pee really bad. Can I join?
>> Yeah. Pause. Pause. We'll be right back. Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right. back. [clears throat]. >> Theo Vaughn, David Spade, Bus Boys in. theaters April 17th. Did you finance. this, dude? Did you [ __ ] do this [ __ ]. with your own money? >> Yeah. >> You wild [ __ ] You. >> Wow. >> We wrote it in. Yeah, we did it all. There's no studio attached to it. There's nobody. >> Tim Dylan's in it. Tim did a good job. >> He's awesome. >> He is awesome. >> He really is. >> He's my uh He's one of my favorites. >> Yeah. No doubt.
>> He's one of a kind. >> Is that Nate Diaz? [laughter]. >> Bro, he was so He was. >> Is that Louis J? >> Uh. >> whoa. >> No. Who's in it? Cam Patterson, Trevor. Wallace. >> Nice, dude. What's it about? >> Um it's about two guys and uh they're. bus they're just regular guys and. they're not doing that good. And then um. they think if they can one of them loses. his girlfriend to a waiter and they. think if they can become waiters that.
they can get his girlfriend back and uh. they have to start at bus boys. [laughter]. and they don't get very far. So that's. pretty much it. >> Spoiler alert. >> It was crazy though, dude. I mean I. think there's just like a thing about. like like nobody like it's just we made. it ourselves. Like we wrote it, we did. it. There's no [ __ ] somebody saying I. can't put this in it. Like some of the. streamers are like, "Nah, it's too edgy. for us or whatever." [ __ ] them then. You're out. You know what I'm saying? We're doing our own [ __ ] And so, >> did you sell it to a movie distributor? How did you get it into movie theaters?
>> We just um. >> I don't know how that any of that stuff. works. >> I don't know either. We have a guy who's. doing handling some of the business side. of it. >> My friend Ezra's handling some of the. business side of it. He's great. And so, he's been helping us out uh and gotten. it into the theaters. >> Who directed it? >> Um this guy Jonah Fineold. uh guy out of. New York and um great guy. Uh and yeah, we just we asked our friends to help and. it was um yeah, I mean it was. ridiculous. We shot it right during like. the fires h when the fires were.
happening in the palisades. >> Oh wow. >> So it was like it was like. >> you shot it in California. >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> I don't know why exactly, but um Oh, cuz. there was nothing shooting there. They. don't shoot things there anymore. >> Isn't that crazy? >> Imagine people have been so greedy and. [ __ ] attacked. They [ __ ] themselves. so much they can't even [ __ ] do their. the one thing that they're most known. for, Hollywood. They can't even [ __ ]. do it. >> It's It's so crazy. Everybody. >> It's gross. It's not just It's But it's. gross though. >> It is gross. It's all the government. It's all government. It's all government.
policies, regulations, taxes, all the. things that make it unprofitable to do. business there. People just pulling up. shop. >> And there's all these Yeah. There's so. many guilt you have to pay. It's like I. don't see how these people I I don't see. how like a a day-to-day actor could. survive. And they don't. and they leave. >> A lot of guys are [ __ ] I was just. watching this video with this guy. I've. seen him in a ton of movies. And he's. like, Bluecollar actors are just not. doing well right now. He's like, I had. to sell my house. You know, a lot of. people are just going to television. shows because there's no money in films.
anymore. He goes, I used to be able to. make a living in films. And he's like, I. didn't make a lot of money. Because he's. just, you know, the guy who has a small. part in movie here, small part in movie. there. So, he's getting by and he's, you. know, gets to take his family to the. movie and they get to see the dad on. screen. It's cool. Yeah. You know, he's. paying his bills, doing well, but he's. not getting wealthy, right? He's like, the stars get wealthy. But those dudes. that you need, you know, the guy that. plays the cop, the guy that plays this. person, >> those guys are [ __ ]. >> Well, I have I have the name of.
everybody that was in it, everybody that. worked on it, if if we have some. success, I'm gonna go back and reward. those people, man. And I'm excited about. that. And um and yeah, if people if even. if it just does good, then we can make. other stuff, right? And nobody can tell. us that we can't. >> Yeah. Once you do one that's good, then. more people are interested in investing, you know, gets you get your foot in the. door. You do a Netflix series. You can. do anything you want. >> And it's not like Dunk Kirk. I don't. know if I want to really get into like. that much acting stuff, but it was just. like, >> you know, I grew up watching David Pay.
We got to do it together and we wrote we. just went through all of these hurdles. and then like uh the fact that we got it. done, dude. I thought it was all emails. till the first day I showed up on set. and I was like, "No [ __ ] way. We were. serious. People were [laughter] serious. about this.". >> Oh, [sighs]. that's crazy. You did it. But yeah, I. think so. Yeah, something like that. I. think there's something like that. And. uh and if people if people can buy a. ticket early to it, I don't want to. sound I'm not I'm not desperate about. it. If it does, fine, that's cool. And.
if it doesn't, that's okay, too. I feel. happy that we got to do it. >> If it's funny, it'll do great because. there's not a lot of that these days. There's not a lot of really funny. movies. >> Yeah. >> And I know it's going to be funny. >> There's some parts that are really, really funny. I'm sure it's not like. Dunkirk or anything like that. It's not. like Midsom or whatever. >> What are those things that you just. said? >> Those are just other movies. But it's I. don't want people going in there. thinking it's like um. uh like a trying to think of uh Bridges. of like. >> Bridges of Madison County.
>> Yeah. It's nothing like that. >> It's a comedy. Nobody's going to think. it's that. No, it's you and David Spade. Who the [ __ ] is going to think it's. Clint Eastwood and Merryill Streep? >> Yeah. >> What's wrong with you? >> I don't know what people think. [laughter]. >> I don't know what people think or how. they think. But yeah. Anyway, but yeah, there there's some [ __ ] [ __ ]. stuff. It's just fun, dude. >> You know, he used to have a great joke. about Bridges of Madison County. Chris. Magcguire, he had a [ __ ] great joke, >> dude. It's one of my favorite movies. >> Congratulations. Let me tell you his. joke. His joke is about how, you know, it's hard to choose a movie with your.
girlfriend, like she wants this. And he. goes, "Brides of Madison County." He's. like, "Oh, Clint Eastwood was in it." He. goes, "Clint would never [ __ ] me." And. [laughter] he goes, 10 minutes into the. movie, he's like, "Hey, something's. fishy. Clint doesn't have a gun.". [laughter] He goes, 20 minutes after. that, Clint's crying. I'm like, "Oh, Clint, you [ __ ] me." He goes, "He's. crying cuz he doesn't have a gun. [laughter]. >> Such a great joke.". >> Yeah, that's. >> shout out to Chris Magcguire. >> Shout out to Chris McGuire. I haven't. met him. >> You never met him? >> I haven't.
>> Funny dude. We started out together way. back in the D, but he went Yeah, he went. the route of writing. >> He mostly writes and stuff now, >> but uh was a funny comic, man. It's a. good comic. But um these [ __ ] comedy. movies are squashed. We were just. talking about that last night in the. green room. We was like, it seems like. the hangover was probably the last gasp. and that was like 2009. >> But what happened? Like how could you go. that. >> people got scared? You got scared of.
100%. >> Seems organized to me. No, it's comedy. away from people that they're not going. to be laugh. >> They didn't think. They didn't think. It's woke ideology that's looking to. yell at people for every. >> Oh, yeah. >> transgression. And you can't have that. with comedy. You can't have that kind of. nonsense with a really funny movie like. something about Mary. >> or you know Kingpin. >> Kingpin. >> classic Fairley Brothers movies. Oh, so. good. >> How great was that? >> Great [ __ ] movie. Great god. >> [ __ ] movie. That movie is so good. So.
funny. Even to this day, go back and. rewatch it. Bill Murray with his crazy. [ __ ] hair. Woody Harlson with one. hand. It's a great movie, man. when he. had to go down that lady to pay his rent. and he threw up in the toilet. Remember. that scene? [laughter]. >> That movie's 30 years old now. >> Is it? >> That's crazy. >> That is crazy. >> Sick. >> It's a banger of a movie, man. >> All the good shit's gone, dude. But it's. But it's not. It's not. That's true, is. it? Right. Sometimes I get in that. attitude where it's like, I got to stay. out of those little moments. I usually.
get out of them pretty quick. >> You can still do those movies, but you. have to do it the way you just did it. You have to finance it yourself and you. have to do But luckily now, man, you. could shoot a whole [ __ ] movie on. your phone. >> Dude, we shot this [ __ ] in 23 days, dude. There was one day where the winds. were like 50 mph and it was like, we. can't afford to be here another day. So. suddenly in these scenes, there's just a. ton of [ __ ] [laughter] wind, dude. >> Well, that's fine. That [ __ ] happens in. the real world. Why can't it happen in. your show? >> I agree. It was just I think it was just.
interesting how it all worked out. Uh. >> people are making their own stuff, you. know, like I was talking to Shane about. this last night [snorts]. >> because, you know, Shane just wrapped up. Tires, this new season of Tires. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. He was he [ __ ] he was telling. me some hilarious scenes from Tires. I. can't wait to watch it. But it's like. that kind of a thing where just him and. his buddies put together a show. >> Yeah. >> You know, it's like his buddies, the. writer and the director, all his buddies. are on it. He they all came up with the. idea. They do it themselves. No one's.
looking over their shoulder. I asked him. if like Netflix has any input. He's. like, "No, there's no input. They just. make a show. They just make a show. >> That's fun. >> Give it to Netflix. Bang.". >> It's a beautiful time for stuff like. that. >> Yeah, you're right. There's a new It's a. prima vera. They say in Spanish, it's a. springtime for new things. >> Well, there's an opening, right? And. because there's no gatekeepers anymore. because they've essentially killed their. own business, you can kind of do it on. your own now. >> Yeah. >> That's the beautiful thing. Like you.
don't have to like sit in a room full of. [ __ ] executives that don't know jack. [ __ ] and they want to give you direction. on what's funny and what's not and. where's the diversity in your film. >> Yeah. >> You know, we think you should have a. black trans friend. Like oh. >> yeah, we think you should have a a. [ __ ] ant or whatever like the insect. or whatever. And I'm like that's crazy. [laughter] You're like this is what. >> you're like this this is a script about. driver's ed and like but you need an. insect that's a homoerotic. It's just.
people got stupid. They got stupid with. their virtue signaling in films. And you. can't do that with art. You You can't. have quote Do you see what the Academy. Awards doing like in order to qualify to. be nominated for an Academy Award now? >> Well, for the podcast thing, I know that. they said we had to pay a like a fee or. something. I remember you talked about. that. >> That's that's a different That's the. Golden Globes. >> Okay. Sorry. >> Yeah, that's a different thing. Yeah. You didn't pay for that either, did you? >> No. >> Did they ask you to? >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] yeah, dog. Give me some. >> Yeah, [ __ ] off.
>> I said, "So what?" Yeah. And I was like, "If Joe Rogan if it this if you don't. even have him in it, then what are you. even making a thing?". >> That was also a reason why I didn't want. to be in it. Like I don't want to. legitimize this. You guys have [ __ ] up. every other form of entertainment and. now you're going to judge podcasting. And what did you pick? Look, I'm not. saying there's anything wrong with Amy. Polar Show. I haven't watched it. People. love it. That's great. But she's like a. famous lady who just started doing. podcasting six months ago and she's got. the number one podcast. Like if you guys. ever listen to Radio Lab, you know, you.
ever listen to like this? There's some. banging [ __ ] podcasts out there. They. might not be number one, but if your. whole idea is like pick the ones that. are great that are like really. interesting, how stuff gets made. There's a bunch of [ __ ] great. podcast. >> Smartless is cool. >> There's a bunch of great podcasts out. there. >> Oh, dude, there's so many great ones, dude. Matt McCusker is if you get How. fun is he to listen? >> He's awesome. He's fun. He's a good. dude. >> I'm glad he's out here. He's a special. dude, man. >> Yeah. Very smart guy, you know.
>> Yeah. >> It's uh there's a lot of great podcasts. out there. Tim Dylan's not on that list. [ __ ] off. >> Yeah. >> If he's not on that list, [ __ ] off. >> Get [ __ ] Get [ __ ] That is the one. podcast I consistently listen to. Tim. Dylan. >> That's awesome. >> His episode on the Epstein Files is one. of the best [ __ ] podcasts I have ever. listened to. I was like clapping in my. car at red lights. >> Yeah. >> Just clapping like woo. It was he was on. fire and it was the po perfect. combination of satire,
>> honest, real facts, complete chaos, humor, wearing those goofy glasses, ranting like a maniac. It was amazing. >> Yeah, man. I I do feel lucky that I've. gotten to meet like just that's one of. the truest things I think through comedy. is just getting to meet some just some. fun people, dude. >> We know some cool [ __ ] We. really do. We know some cool. [ __ ] We really do. >> And thanks, dude. Thanks for letting me. come in here today, too. >> Come on, dog. To spend time with you. >> Come on, dog. >> It's good. It just feels Things feel.
kind of scary out there. >> Well, it's a little also scary. I keep. telling you this cuz you're on your own. out there. You're out there living in. Nashville. >> I'm getting close to being here. >> Ain't a lot of comics out there, dog. I. mean, Barati's out there, but he's. always doing [ __ ] stadiums on the. road and [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> Like, you need to be around. >> Oh, I'm getting ready. >> The crew. >> cuz I have to start to practice again. I'm [snorts] taping my special in one. month. >> Last night in the green room, it was. Shane, Ron White, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Simpson, Asana, Derek Poston. We.
were just laughing and laughing. It was. It's so fun. And everyone's going on. stage and [ __ ] tearing it up. It was. It was exciting. It's like it's in the. air like something's happening here. Yes. And you see all these young guys. coming in, these young women coming in, they're all fired up and they're all. [ __ ] prepared and everybody's like. really trying to [ __ ] kill it. >> Yeah, >> it's nice. >> Yeah, we got Christina Mariani. I'm. doing a show tonight. She's on it. Dylan. Sullivan, I think is. >> Dylan Sullivan's very fun, too.
>> So, I'm excited about that. >> Yeah, he's they're both at the club all. the time. It's a good It's a fun time. for comedy, man. It really is a real. good time for comedy. >> Yeah. >> And uh. >> it's a special time. >> Comedy doesn't ex exist in a vacuum, you. That's why I keep telling you you can't. on your own. >> Oh, you can't do it by yourself, man. Like, you ever go by yourself on the. road and you have like opening acts you. don't know? >> Oh, yeah. >> I used to hate every now and then I I. met some friends. Like that's how I met. Sigura. I didn't know Skura until I. worked with him on the road. >> So, you do meet some cool [ __ ]. occasionally, but it's like one out of.
10 or one out of 20. >> Yeah. >> So, you do all these gigs and you're. lonely. you're just like on the road and. you go into libraries and [ __ ] or. bookstores and you're like trying to. watch something on TV and going to the. gym but you you feel completely. disconnected to people until you get on. stage. It's not as fun. >> Yeah. >> It's like you want to be around a bunch. of other comics that are your friends. and also you want to hear their sets. You want to watch them crush. You want. to go on stage already laughing. You. want to be laughing at what he just said. when you get on stage.
>> and feel the competition. It's. inspiration more than it is competition. >> That's fair. >> So the problem with competition is. someone has to lose. >> Yeah. >> You don't want anybody to lose. Then no. one has to lose. It's just these people. doing well should inspire you to do. well. They should light a fire under. you. >> Yeah. >> You can call it competition, but the. problem with competition is one person. wins, one person loses. That's not. comedy. What comedy is is that everybody. wins. That's real. That's not like. [ __ ] talk to try to appear humble.
The reality is you win if everybody. wins. >> You've always I Well, that's one thing. I've always admired. You You've always. been that way. Like I'm going to pick. I'm going to Yes. I'll support you how I. can, you know, and you've always been. that way about young comics and uh Yeah, I agree with you. >> People did it for me, man. They did it. for me when I was coming up and it it. helped me tremendously and I I try to. pass it on times 10. It's u between that. and Kill Tony. >> Kill Tonyy's so fun, dude. >> It's such an important part of comedy. like having this place where you all you.
need is a minute. You could have been. doing comedy like just trying it out on. the road and [ __ ] just like barely. filling up a Friday night 10:00 show and. and then you develop like one minute. that just breaks through and all of a. sudden you got a [ __ ] career. >> Yeah. >> You know, you got a career now. >> Yeah. I mean, there's young heroes that. are being sprouted out of here and even. adult heroes, people that have been in a. while are getting here and finding their. finding just a new right. It's like. >> guys like Adam Ray. Adam Ray is killing.
it now. Adam Ray was struggling. >> He was strug but he was a funny guy. Did. hard worker never lost his ambition. Never lost his focus. Never lost his. enthusiasm for it. Never got bitter. Always friendly. >> always. >> And just needed a show like Kill Tony to. come around. They're like and everybody. like, "Oh my god, this [ __ ] is. talented.". >> Yeah. >> All those different characters that he. does. >> I know. And that's a brave thing. So if. you if you just done comedy, mostly. standup, and then to try and go into. character, that's a kind of a that's a. to me that that that would feel very.
hard. So that's a brave thing that. >> there's a few of those guys that really. excel at that. That's a special talent. Him and Dunigan, especially [laughter]. >> Kyle Donigan, so funny. >> He's so funny. And I always thought he. was going to make it with those face. swaps. This shows you how the industry. is so [ __ ] up. Okay, >> so he was doing those face swap shows on. Instagram, right? And they were so. funny. But one of the reasons why. they're funny is because it's obviously. fake. It's crude like South Park. Like.
it doesn't look real. So it doesn't. freak you out at all. It looks so fake. that it's funny, >> right? >> He went into Comedy Central and they. started using like much more. sophisticated face swap, which wasn't as. funny. It was like creepy. And then they. cut the balls off of it. Like he wanted. to have one where Caitlyn Jenner was. [ __ ] Donald Trump. Caitlyn, yeah, baby. Like [laughter] riding Trump and. they went, "No, no, no, no, no.". >> His Kardashian ones are so funny. He's. the best. >> And even the Kardashians like him, I've. heard. >> Yeah. Look, they they have a sense of. humor. They have to.
>> They have to have a sense of humor. They've been in the public eye for 20. [ __ ] years with no talent whatsoever. Just getting attention. Like you you got. to not take yourself too seriously if. you hold that position, >> you know? >> Yeah. raking and dough. Raiking in that dough. >> Their whole family, they should count as. reparations. I feel like though that. whole family, you know. >> You think? >> I think so. I think so. >> I'm going to leave that alone. >> Yeah, same. I don't know if it was a. good I thought it was a joke. I don't.
know if it is [laughter] a joke, but I. just I don't think I said it right. Who. gives a [ __ ] dude? The world's going to. end soon, so [ __ ] get it out of your. system. >> If it doesn't end, it's going to change. >> That's what's scary, dude. [ __ ]. eggheheads on the spectrum are going to. be running everything. But do you feel. like. does it like like cuz yeah this this I. go back to this Uber driver but it's. just a guy who was talking to me and. he's like well they're going to give you. know like if like Whimos get a job the. Whimo can work all night it can work 24.
hours right so really you're taking away. like four or five shifts from an actual. so you know what I'm saying like AI if. AI and tech advancement makes it so you. know they're they can do 50 people's. jobs with a one robot Yeah. >> Then yeah, what happens to those 50. people? How will people survive? How. will they be able to assure that their. kid that they're raising and trying to. teach positive things to will have a. world to enact those things in? >> It's a very good question and it's a. good question that gets even weirder. when the government is responsible for.
all your money. So if the government has. to give you money because there's no. jobs left and if all this money is being. generated by AI like Elon suggest and. you get universal high income, you got. to be really careful that that doesn't. come with a bunch of rules, new rules. for your behavior, for social media. posting, any kind of like if they. develop some sort of an app that tracks. like your your social credit score, that's when [ __ ] gets [ __ ] super.
scary if like they attach the amount of. money you have to your social credit. score. >> Yeah. >> Which is what they do in China. >> Well, do you see those flock cameras. now? I think there's are there's some. there's this. >> Yeah. >> And there's this thing in Florida where. uh police officers they were testing. this somewhere and um and shout out. police officers for doing their best. Um. but uh where they were testing when they. pull somebody's identification they can. see their last few like bank. transactions stuff so they kind of know. who they're interacting with and what.
they've been up to. >> That seems like what what is that about? >> Well, it's all a little bit. It's like a. centimeter here crime and they're trying. to find out how you did the crime. They. should have no access to your [ __ ]. Especially police officers. >> I'm just saying. >> you're just people. And also sometimes. corrupt. >> Yeah. >> Also sometimes they steal money. Also. sometimes they sell drugs. Also. sometimes they [ __ ] kill people for. hire. >> Yeah. >> Right. >> Yeah. >> Jesus. >> I don't know Joe. It just spooky out.
there. >> I know. Well, the more power the. government has over you, the worse you. are off. That's just a fact. >> Well, every it seems now like most. people are like our government does not. obviously is not here to help the. people. >> Obviously, >> they've been compromised. >> That's true. So, isn't there are there. any rules against when people but we. have but the crazy part is we are. working to pay the taxes to keep them. doing it's like. >> I know. >> and that starts to make you feel sick. >> and they're not responsible for any of.
the fraud and waste. >> Yeah. >> Like there's so much fraud and waste. Like look at California. This. [ __ ] is trying to be president. after who knows how much fraud and waste. is involved in California. >> He wouldn't I don't think he'd beat. Spencer Pratt in a runoff. I don't. think. Well, Spencer Pat is running for mayor. >> Oh, I see. >> Yeah. Uh, and I think he can win. >> He's actually good. He's like, what he's. saying makes a lot of [ __ ] sense. And. he's uncovering a lot of fraud. >> But there's a like that Nick Shirley guy. went down to California and he's like,
there might be a hundred times more. fraud in California than I found in. Minnesota. Everywhere. >> He could go to every state and say I. think he could go I just think this. whole thing is just this drain. Like Tim. Dylan said it like like six months ago. He was saying this is the like the. bloated carcass the inflation this is. the end of what is hap like you know. they're just. >> it's post scarcity there's so much money. for stuff like in California there's an. enormous amount of money that gets paid. to people for just taking care of your. relatives so you get paid to take care.
of your relatives but there's no. oversight. >> but [ __ ] dude I've had some relatives. I'll pay you good money to take care of. them [ __ ]. >> but no they would pay you to take care. of them. >> you would get paid to take relives. So, say if you take care of your mom. >> Oh, okay. >> You can actually get paid for that by. California. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. Which is odd. >> Yeah. I wonder there's got to be some. other reason they're doing that. >> Fraud. >> Yeah. >> There's a lot of fraud in California. There's a lot a lot of fraud everywhere.
But this is what Elon talked about. He. was talking about like Medicare and. Medicaid fraud. He's like, "It's. hundreds of billions of dollars." And. he's like, he didn't want to talk about. it. It's like I really wouldn't worry. that they would kill me. >> And when he says they, who is it? >> Whoever's perpetuating this, perpetrating this fraud. >> Maybe that's what happens. Maybe some of. these guys get into office and they're. like, "Look, we're going to kill your. family. We're going to kill this is all. the things that are going to happen. unless you play this game." Do you think. that kind of stuff happens?
>> I think it has happened for sure. I. think to say it doesn't happen is pretty. naive. I think House of Cards is. probably really close to what the. government's actually like. Go back and. watch that show again. >> Okay. >> Yeah, Kevin Spacy's an old school dick. grabber, but damn, that [ __ ]. could act. >> Yeah, >> he could act. >> Oh, yeah. He. >> The writing on that show is fantastic. That show is so good. Up until. >> the last season and he wasn't in it. Like, stop. >> Stop. >> And that lady was in it. Remember? She. was in it.
>> She's great, but without him like you. need him. He's got to be a part of it. >> He was the man or whatever. He's washing. his hands at that sink or whatever. >> Remember when uh he was, you know, after. Kevin Spacy got cancelled, like. disappeared for a year and then he made. a video about killing with kindness. >> Yeah. >> Like he he played his character. >> It's kind of Martha Stewartish a little. bit in a kitchen. >> Weird. Yeah. >> Very weird. >> It was weird. I think. >> and then a bunch of the dudes that. accused him. >> disappeared. Oh, they Yes. >> They died.
>> Yeah, >> they died. That's an American pastime. accusing somebody and then getting. killed. That's like one of the new It's. like baseball now. [laughter]. >> Yeah, that's a nice way to keep people. quiet. >> [ __ ] That's what's scary, too. You're. like, there's just a drone out there. waiting for you to say the wrong thing. >> and they put a bullet through you like. some child in Gaza who's just trying to. [ __ ] find his other deceased brother. in a [ __ ] pile of rubble. >> and they like, "Oh, that's a Hamas or.
whatever." be like, "That guy's [ __ ]. two. He's trying to move a piece of of. of a a missile off of a [ __ ] body.". >> Well, drone warfare in general is crazy. >> It's crazy. And they've been using that, dude. In Gaza, there was a lot of like I. think it was a experimental grounds for. a lot of insane new warfare type of. possibilities. >> Well, a lot of it was traditional. missiles, right? >> Yeah. But there's also there's a lot of. like um like we had a doctor one time. podcasting and he was saying that there.
were like bullets that had gone down a. child like just crazy like. >> shot down like from a drone that's above. him. >> Yes. Like something in the air and he. said that there were drones in the air. all day. You know there's that Palunteer. company just keeping tabs of on. everything that was happening. And then. >> Palanteer is involved in Gaza. >> Palanteer was involved in Gaza. >> for sure. >> Put that into perplexity. >> because. >> allegedly. So, how does that work? There. they have like facial recognition and.
ID. Yeah. Software. And. >> that's sc that's the [ __ ] that's just. scary, dude. Because they have a huge. contract to take care of all of. America's. Um, >> and you ever see that dude, Alex Karp, the CEO of Palanteer, the way he moves. his arms around and squirms and talks. >> Yeah, >> it's very odd. Very odd. Like, someone. should tell him. People don't really. behave that way. >> He looks like he was Yeah. breastfed by. a. >> Israeli government began using Palanteer. software in 2014, significantly scaled. up its partnership during the genocide. in Gaza, which began in 20, this is a uh.
for sure a biased source just by the way. they phrase that which uh began in 2023. Palanteer CEO Alex Karpa said, "I am. proud that we are supporting Israel in. every way we can. Israeli military has. used Palunteer technology to plan. attacks in Lebanon and Gaza.". Yeah, I don't know if this is uh I know. there are good sources and this may be. one. I have no idea. >> This is the title of this is what is. Palanteer and why is this corporation so. dangerous? And this is from uh American.
Friends Service Committee. American. Friends Service Committee. What What is. that website? >> Yeah, that sounds kind of wild or vague. >> We bring together people of all faith. and backgrounds to challenge injustice. and build peace around the globe. Um, so maybe that's not the best source. >> I mean, it sounds like they have a good. idea. It also sounds like they just put. four words together that sounded great. Americans friend service. >> I read stuff like that. I go, "What is. that? A CIA run company?".
>> I agree. You have no idea. Is that the. Patriot Act? You know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> What about the Guardian? Is that. reliable? >> I'll put it in perplexity, but. >> um, no, it's okay. There's like there's. a bunch of different versions of it. is. it's in this business and human rights. center. There's more than one um thing. saying that Palanteer is working in. Gaza. >> Yeah. It just sometimes feels like like. your heart's broken. Like sometimes it. feels like my heart's broken about stuff. and it's not even like my heart. It. feels like this universal heart like.
that we're all a part of or something, >> right? >> It feels like cuz it's not like I'm. brokenhearted like if I was like fell. out of like a marriage or something, but. it just feels like there's this like. this universal heart. >> There's some sadness. There's some. sadness in the way the world today is. being run. >> and America's we're the people. The. people don't practice the way that the. government does, >> right? >> And it's like then why can't we like I. don't know. It just. >> No, you're right. >> It starts to hurt. But then you start to. see, well, this is the way a lot of. places are. And then you're like, God, I.
wish that Jesus would come back and just. help everybody or something different. would happen. >> Somebody Somebody give us a heads up. Maybe that's what AI's here for. Maybe. AI is going to sort it all out. >> You think? >> Genius level intelligence. >> But the back end of AI, they can put. whatever information in there they want. >> up to a point. >> Oh, really? >> No. It takes over. >> It becomes sensient. No longer needs. human input. It's already evading human. input. They've already shown the ability. to deceive people. They've shown that.
it'll blackmail people. They've shown. that it will upload versions of itself. if it thinks it's going to be pulled. offline with notes to its future self. embedded in software on other servers. >> Yeah, like instructions to contact its. future self. >> Dang, that's pretty cool, man. >> That's pretty wild. >> But there's nobody like Yeah, it just. feels like we're heading there and. nobody's like kind of. >> nobody's hitting the brakes. There's. people that are warning. There's people. There's a lot of people out there. sounding the alarm. >> There's Ro Conor. There's Thomas Massie.
like there should be like he's been. talking about like a internet bill of. rights for a long time or something like. some guard rails on any of this [ __ ] but. it's like people are wondering like yeah. >> in 5 years is money going to be worth. anything is there going to be some token. like Sam Alton is talking about and what. the [ __ ] does that even mean. >> right what does that mean. >> so anyway I don't want to be sound like. a doomsdayer too late. >> too late that's what you sound like. >> do I sound like a sad person. >> little bit. >> I'm sorry. >> it's okay. >> let's talk about something else dude you. know what I was listening to today bro. >> well I guess it was a Right.
>> Don't sing it. >> Okay. [laughter]. >> Which song? >> Faith. >> Got to have. >> Oh, got to have faith. George Michael. song. I love that song. >> God, dude. They played that on the bus. >> Freedom. >> Yeah. >> It's a great [ __ ] song. >> Give yourself away. He was the gay. Michael [clears throat] Jackson. >> He was a bad [ __ ] And all the. girls loved him and he just wanted that. dick. >> He wanted that [ __ ]. >> donkey stick. >> Remember he got in trouble for like. trying to pick up guys in a park? >> Yeah. Let me just get wild out there.
>> Superstar. Global superstar. Just trying. to get some dick in the park. >> There it is. [ __ ] great song, man. >> Dude, >> great video, too. >> That I remember we'd be on the school. bus and that song would come on, dude. And it was like that song and then um. uh. >> Faith and Freedom. Freedom. That was the. other one with all the models. All the. supermodels sang along to it. >> Yeah. >> Um and it was like, uh what was the. other one? Brandy Carile or something. Who was the girl? >> Linda Carile.
>> It was like uh. >> she was the go-go, right? Right. >> No, then this was somebody else. It was. like. >> Linda Carile was the go-go. >> Yeah. But this this song was about. something about your body or something. It was like a And when you were a kid on. the bus, it was just like God. And that. [ __ ] motor was running. >> Oh god. >> Yeah. You getting them bumpy road. boners. [laughter]. >> I would [ __ ] be afraid to get off the. bus. I'd have to walk off backwards, carry your books in front of your.
[laughter]. >> Those were the days, bro, when your [ __ ]. was just connected the Lord, brother. >> Yeah, bro. No inflammation, no. microlastics, >> all dick. All American dick, ready to. rock, >> dude. At a certain point, if you become. more microplastics than person, >> Mhm. >> at that point, then then you're sort of. a. >> at a certain point. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Well, that's probably also leading. us down this road. I'm doing something. different. If you think about we use. plastic for everything, plastic for.
technology, like I said, it might not be. a bug. It might be a feature. >> Yeah. >> Like this like feminization of men, this. uh blurring of genders. What does that. lead to? Well, it ultimately leads to. those [ __ ] gray aliens with no dicks. >> Yeah. >> The big heads and no dicks. >> No dick. >> No dick. >> I got no dick. Hey, where's my dick? [laughter]. You don't know, >> bro. That would be crazy, bro.
>> I feel like that's where we're headed. If you look at like what we used to look. like, you look at like muscular cavemen. covered with hair, [clears throat] you. know, just figuring out stone tools to. like doughy man sitting in front of a. computer hacking into the [ __ ] stock. market, you know, with no muscle at all, you. know, on aderall, no muscle at all, sitting there. I mean, this is like. where we're going. >> Can we strike? Can can do you think. there's hope for humanity, Joe? >> I think there's hope for the future.
Okay. I don't know if humanity is. involved in the same sense that what we. think of as humanity today. I think. humanity becomes something different. Just think of this. If just the just the. autism rate in California, just I want. you to scale that out. If it was one in. 10,000, you know, x amount of years ago, and now it's one in 12, when is it 100%. When is it all kids have autism? >> Right. >> Right. I mean, it it's clearly moving in.
that direction and not the other. direction. If you go from 10,000, one in. 10,000 to one in 12 over a very brief. amount of time, a few decades, something's going on. And don't tell me. it's just better diagnosises cuz that's. [ __ ] horshit. You know that's. horseshit. That's a lot. That's. gaslighting to cover up for the. pharmaceutical drug complex. It is. >> The reality is something's going on. And. if it continues on that same path,
what's to stop it from being all of us? What's to stop it from being all people. born in the future or on the spectrum? >> So, we have to stop it then as. individuals. And what do we do? we have. to like what are the things we have to. start doing to fight for ourselves? >> Join the Amish. >> I don't want to be super cynical about. it, but I've been asking perplexity. questions about what you're saying and. the diagnosises have changed which could. possibly be leading to. >> insurance. But you got to realize. perplexity is also that's true too.
Well, that's one of the things in the uh. Somalia daycare scandal of Minnesota. They have a lot of autism centers and. they self diagnose kids as autistic. Yeah. >> And then they get a ton of money off of. that. >> We had them, too. It was called a. [ __ ] arcade, dude. Drop those [ __ ]. off there with seven rolls of quarters, dude. But listen, look at this, Joe, if. you don't mind if I read it here. >> Yeah. >> In the US alone, autism treatment. centers represent a multi-billion dollar. growth sector. >> Yeah, there's a little bit of that, too. So, there's a I think there's both.
things are happening. There's more kids. being born that are autistic and then. there's also people profiting off of. autism centers and autism treatment and. but that's always going to be the case. with everything. Fill in the blank. Whatever the [ __ ] thing is, there's. someone profiting. >> But Americans don't want this. >> No, we don't want this. So, how do we. change it? >> Well, it's sorry to ask you, but I just. don't say it. >> You got to figure out how to fix people. that already have it, right? Because. right now it's re irreversible for the.
most part. There's they've shown some. things that can alleviate symptoms and. help people in a way but you don't bring. them all the way back to 100%. I don't. think I don't think I'm talking out of. school. But the if they could. then you could figure out how to correct. the problems that already exist. If you. can't, it's going to eventually get to. that point if we keep living like we're. living. It's going to get to that point. where it's 100% of us. And that sounds. crazy for a lot of people because they. don't have autism right now, right? But. if you're dealing with one in 12, one in.
12 is not far from 100%. When you go. from one in 10,000 to one in 12, >> that's nuts. >> Yeah, >> that's a nutty progression. That's a. nutty acceleration of something. >> Yeah, we're being poisoned. >> Yeah, for sure. >> But how do we fight back against that? Right. Like I understand like we can try. to beat some autism or whatever or do. like different, you know, games against. him or whatever, but I'm saying like how. do you how do we stop this thing that's. trying. >> I don't know if we do and I don't know.
if we're supposed to. This is what's. [ __ ] up. I think this is the way. >> it happens. >> It happens. Yeah. This is the way our. species changes. >> and goes and and then history will look. back and say, well, this was how the. shift took place. people started using. plastics and they started using. chemicals and they started using. pesticides and. >> we believe that they were telling us the. truth. That's why we thought there was. an FDA protecting us. We thought there. was an EPA looking out for us. >> It's what you were talking about before. with this combination of innovation and.
then capitalism. So the capitalism gets. involved and they just don't they don't. give a [ __ ] about the truth. They just. want to make the most amount of money. possible. And one of the things they did. in this country is they removed all. liability to vaccine manufacturers. Yeah. So then they ramped up the. schedule, do a [ __ ] ton more injections. than anybody else is getting. So it's. just that this sort of happens whenever. you allow people to try to make the most. money possible. They and then there's. consequences. Well, what are those. consequences? Those consequences are. we're like losing our gender. We're like.
we're becoming feminized and weakened. and like physically weaker and less. fertile for women, less fertile for men, less babies happening, more miscarriages. happening, >> which fits in with honestly the the. media arm of that is Hollywood pushes a. lot of these like agendas that are like. transbased and like you know uh white. you know whitey redneck is the worst and. um you know what I'm saying like. universal one like a mixed you know.
>> it's Not diversity. It's not because. diversity is everybody's okay. Everybody's okay. The [ __ ] redneck. with the trucker hat's cool if he's a. nice guy. You know, the the Mexican. gardener's cool if he's a nice guy. Everybody's cool. No matter who it is, everybody. That's real diversity. Real. diversity isn't like celebrating one. particular thing and then denigrating. all these other people just by virtue of. the color of their skin or how they were. born. That that is racist. And they. don't think it's racist. They'll even. call it reverse racism. Well, there's no.
such thing as reverse racism. It's. racism. And these people that say, "Oh, no. Racism is power and influence.". Like, no, it's not. No, it's not. It is. unjustly. looking at someone and making a making a. judgment call on someone just based on. immutable characteristics and just based. on the color of their skin or where. they're from or what their religion is. and not valuing people as individuals, unique individuals that just happen to. be from a particular, you know, their.
origins, their ancestors, or from a. particular part of the world. So [ __ ]. what? Yeah. >> So [ __ ] what? Let all that [ __ ] go. It's dumb. >> Well, and most people know it's dumb and. they feel it's dumb. And I think that. that kind of shit's changing. Dude, have. you seen uh country hoodlams on. Instagram? >> No. Let's go. Bring them up. >> What is it? >> This is like the place that I grew up. Sometimes people [laughter] are like, Theo, what was it like where you grew. up? And this place is uh it's this guy. um I think his name is Ko. It's this. young black man who walks around on this. street um uh and he just kind of checks.
in with the people in the neighborhood, right? Play one of them. Let's see what. happens. >> What's going on with these people, bro? Come on. >> Do it, [ __ ] Do it. I got 911. >> Don't say nothing else to her, man. You. hear me? Not. >> nothing. kind of different one that's a little. more peaceful. Hey, >> just calm down, bro. >> I should just calm down. >> Calm down. >> That's Gregory right there. >> You know him?
>> No, but I know him in my heart. >> What's he mad about? >> He was in like a 12 car pileup, but he's. better now. Look, me and that lady have. the same haircut. That lady right there, dude. >> He lost his phone. >> Go home, please. >> He just wants his phone. He wants his. phone real bad. Why is he walking like that? He's in. >> love. See you later. >> I love you. >> I love you, too. >> Hit me.
>> Well, this is not fun. We'll find a more. positive one. Finally, >> that guy can vote shirt. Here we go. >> This might get us in trouble. >> Yeah, a different one. >> Don't play that. You got to cut that out. now. We're going to get flagged. >> So, um, >> Holy G, >> is that the same guy? >> What's your favorite thing about all. this stuff that's been going on lately? I think he's got a wig. >> What's your favorite thing about all. these things that's been going on. lately? >> Everybody's. >> together and not fighting or anybody. arguing or nothing like that. >> Loving it.
>> [ __ ] awesome. >> Loving it. >> Holy Jesus. >> And you. >> Amen. >> What's it feel like to be a young. brother to shut Facebook down? Huh? [laughter]. >> But they have uh. >> There's no reason to watch that. >> No, I don't. >> No, you got to watch. There's a lot of. great ones if you There's. >> I doubt I doubt that's true. I'm not. interested in any of this. >> Look at him right here. He got a rocket. right there. >> Like he's about to drink a shotgun beer. >> Okay. Shotgun and a beer. Nice. I can. get down with that. Yeah, but it looks. like a bunch of people with bad genetics. >> uh who are stuck in a weird part of the.
world that is not growing. >> Oh, I look I agree there's some of that. I'm just saying that this is like a. circle of life that uh. >> that you enjoy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, they just follow them. and you see their lives like um it's. like the realest show that I've seen on. on on anything in a long time. It's just. real. It's like cuz when you're poor. dude, everything's just transparent. You. can't hide behind hedges or gates and. [ __ ] like people are fighting in the. yard. You smell what the neighbors. cooking or it's like. >> you're never getting anything done. >> But everything was right there though.
It was like the realest thing you could. be in. >> This is one of the reasons why I stay. off Instagram. >> Yeah. >> Stuff like that. I don't need that in my. thought process. >> Yeah. We picked two wrong. We picked two. of the like more not positive videos out. of the group. [laughter]. >> But uh but yeah, dude. Just being [ __ ]. like that, bro. Like just mason people. and just [ __ ]. >> How much time do you ever spend off of. social media? Do you spend time just. where you don't go on for days? >> Oh, yeah. I not days, but I've I've been. spending less and less and less. I've. been really trying to have discernment. over my own time.
>> It's true. But the real the real peace. comes from full days off. >> Okay. full days like where nothing. [clears throat] You don't get any of it. >> Okay, >> that's the real piece. >> Okay, fine. >> If you could do it. But it's like that. vape. It's calling you, [ __ ]. >> No, it's not. [laughter]. >> You want to slurp on it? Go slurp on it. I [snorts] know you want to. It's. >> calling you. Quick, homie. >> That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm. saying. See, >> don't tell the boss. >> That's like Instagram.
It's like Instagram. See? Same [ __ ]. Yeah, but. >> yeah, >> I'm doing all right, man. >> Pulls you in. But the thing is like when. you have days off, when I take days off, my my brain relaxes. I settle. I can. still read the news. I'll check out like. New York Times website, see what they're. lying about. I'll go to all these. different websites, see what the news. is, where we at with stuff, but I don't. >> Yeah, they wanted to advertise recently. New York Times wanted to advertise. >> Interesting. What' you say? >> I said no. >> Yeah, me too.
Um, have you guys been getting like. uh technical companies? >> Although I still think New York Times. still does excellent journalism. sometimes. >> Oh yeah. >> It's like it's so depends on whether or. not it's something where they can have. an ideological bias. You know, if it's. just something that they're reporting. the facts, it's great. The problem is. like these corporations like when Barry. Weiss used to work for him and then she. had to leave. She's like, they're they. just got infected. They're infected with. these young people that have these. ridiculous ideologies and they want to.
like distort the news. >> Well, if over the past 30 years or. something they the news hasn't been, hey, we're poisoning everybody in this. [ __ ] country. >> Exactly. >> And they have then I don't want to hear. from you guys anymore. >> Also, like the way they talk about RFK. Jr., the way people like describe his. antivaccine rhetoric like you're not. listening. What he's saying is. everything should adhere to the same. sort of state safety standards that we. apply to other things in society and.
that's not the case. And then there's. the problem where you receive a bunch of. advertising money from these companies. so you don't criticize them which is the. case with all mainstream TV news. >> Yeah. >> All mainstream TV news. You know, like. Megan Kelly was talking about that like. she knew like it was an unspoken rule. You are not going to [ __ ] on these these. pharmaceutical drug companies. Like they. they're responsible for a big chunk of. their advertising revenue. >> Well, now they have Bear Monsanto that.
Bayer, which was like a I'm think. company, right? And then Monsanto, which. was like a pharmace like a crop company, pesticide company. I'm I'm. hypothesizing. I don't know exactly. Yeah. But now they're a [ __ ] group. together. >> Yeah. Fun. >> That's crazy. >> Why not throw Rathon in there, too? Throw some missiles in there. You guys can't buy out Glock, too. Buy. out Winchester. Buy out everything. >> And just forgive us, powers that be.
We're just poisoned and chatty. >> Yeah, we're just chatty. >> We're just a couple poisoned guys that. are being chatty. Um, >> thank God we could still be chatty. >> I know. When does that end? >> Because like if it wasn't for the. ability to be chatty, who knows how. people would be able to talk about. things? Because if people weren't free. to just like actually say what they. really think is [ __ ] about what's. going on and instead if we all had these. weird bosses like CNN or the New York. Times or whatever where you maybe a lot. of those people are like genuinely good. journalists and they want to put a story. through and then the editor gets a hold. of it and guts it and that happens too.
>> Yeah, >> that happens too. The editors gut these. things and you know they have an agenda. and it's like the news should not have a. [ __ ] agenda. It should be the damn. news. >> Like tell us what the facts are. Don't. spin it in any way, shape, or form. And. I think you'd be a lot better off. because they've like lost all. credibility. >> Well, that's why. >> especially television news. >> Oh, >> and it's sad for the people that like, I. want to go in and uh in a broadcast. journalism and have a a career in that. and do something and then they get there. and it's not even like a place where.
they can really exercise. >> Well, they can still do it, but they. have to do it independently now, right? or do it through something like breaking. points which even though they're not. independent and even though they like I. don't always agree with them. They're. saying their actual opinions. >> which is what's that's the most. important thing. What do you what are. your actual opinions? I could agree with. you or disagree with you but I need to. know that you think this and you're. saying this because you think this and. then you're going to give me a bunch of. reasons why you think this and facts and. figures and statistics and show me, you.
know, and that's the rise of independent. journalism. And that's why all these. independent channels do so well. >> That's why Candace Owen is popping. >> Yeah. And also. >> she's popping, bro. >> She just keeps going deeper into the. crazy. >> [ __ ] dude. >> She goes deep. >> I got to see her the other day. I got to. see her and uh she's so funny. Her kids. and her husband are so funny. >> Do you think she's right about that lady. in France. >> with that thing on her? >> Yeah. Or at least used to have that. thing. >> You got that thing on you? You know what.
I'm saying? She got that Draco on her. I. don't know. You know, it's tough to. know. It's hard to I've never been good. at guessing if somebody has a [ __ ] or. not. [laughter]. >> You know, >> you can never know. >> Maybe I'm oldfashioned or whatever. >> Yeah. You ever meet Blair White? You're. like, there's no way that's a guy. >> Mm-. >> No. >> Never met Blair White. >> She's been on the podcast before. All my. security guards were like. kind of hot. >> Hey, buddy. >> Kind of hot. Kind of hot. >> Yeah. >> Seems like you're around a girl.
>> Oh, I see you're saying you're saying. that pherommones, dude. Almost brought. some cologne in today, man. >> You got fair molds for me? >> Almost brought. >> There's Blair White. >> Come on, bro. If you're on an island, >> bro. Huh? >> Let's go. >> Yeah, brother. >> You don't have to be Jim Norton to buy. into that. >> Gosh, that's a man. >> Well, it's a transgender woman, >> so make what what you will. >> So, like if she wants to use the women's. room, like, who gives a [ __ ]. >> You know what I'm saying? >> You can call it wiener if you want. I. call it that long [ __ ] You feel me?
You know WHAT I'M SAYING? >> [laughter]. >> THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL IT IN PRISON, DUDE. LIKE, who wants some of this long. [ __ ]. >> I don't know if she's had the operation. >> And I'm joking, Blair. I don't know this. person. >> She's a nice lady. >> I bet she is. And I don't know. >> Nice transgender lady. >> I'm not trying to assume anything. I. don't I don't never met her. But I think. Yeah. If she wants to swim for that, [snorts]. >> there's exceptions to the rules. What. I'm trying to say. It's like. >> some of them I'm not buying it. You got. a beard and you're wearing lipstick. >> Yeah. >> And you're in a dress and you want to go.
to the women's room. Nay. >> Yeah, >> you're playing a different game. >> Yeah. And it's crazy to think that there. people couldn't have there couldn't be. some uh mental or emotional issues when. we're being poisoned over time. >> to get away from our nature. >> Mhm. >> They just took that guy from the Chicago. Bulls. He said some [ __ ] He's like he. he believed just in like Christian. dating or whatever. >> What' he say? >> Or men and women, [clears throat] Adam. and Eve, and they kicked that guy out. >> What? >> What are you talking about? What did. they kick him out for? >> Waved.
>> Yeah. [snorts]. or like conduct detrimental to the team. or something like that. >> Wait, what did he say? >> Hold up. >> Find the quote. I don't know. >> Okay, let's find out what he said. We. need to hear what he said cuz that. sounds nuts. I need to know like what. the full extent of his expression was. >> If they made you If they made you be a. woman, would you do it? >> Maybe. What do you mean? >> Just saying if they said. >> would they these people again? >> I don't know. [laughter].
It's back to them. >> Whoever they are, >> they. >> Yeah, >> these non-binary people. >> Them, they. >> um. >> theirs. Yeah. >> Z. So, what did he say? >> Instagram live. He said it. >> So, he said the world can proclaim. LGBTQ, right? Ivy told reporters via. live Instagram on Monday morning, they. proclaim pride month in the NBA. They. proclaim it. They show it to the world. They say, "Come join us for Pride Month. Celebrate unrighteousness." They. proclaim it on billboards. They proclaim. in the streets. Unrighteousness.
That's it. You said unrighteousness. So he's religious. So he's talking about. Bible scripture. Two days later, Ivy. streamed live again from a car once. again reading Bible scriptures and. speaking extensively on his religious. beliefs over the course of a 75minut. stream. >> This is after he got let go. >> Oh, interesting. Sending prayers. Detroit. Oh, one user comments. Okay. On. the same video, still on Instagram. account on Monday. Ivy, whose mother, I. don't know how to say her name, Nelli,
is a woman's basketball coach at Notre. Dame, told another viewer, "Catholicism. is a false religion. It's not the true. doctrine of Christ. Does not lead to. salvation in Jesus Christ.". Uh, so they're upset that he said it's. unrighteous to be gay or LGBTQ. That's very non-specific because that's. a lot of different things. >> And what he said, I saw what he said and. I understand like he had his own views. and those were his thoughts on it. like. let the guy have his views. It's like. you can push all these agendas but they.
don't have like uh. like then push other push push agendas. that are all push all the agendas. >> Well, wasn't that one dude was saying. that the world's flat? They kept him on. >> Who. some guy brought a gun to a strip club. and they [ __ ] kept him on. >> Yeah, that's okay. That's that's good. oldfashioned American fun. >> That's a good fun. >> Bring a gun to a strip club. That's fun. But, you know, saying that gay, LGBTQ, like which one is it that's unrighteous.
out of that group? All of them. >> Kyrie Irving when he was saying that. Yeah. Yeah. >> They kept him on, right? >> Uh, yeah. He's still playing. >> So, there you go. >> Different situation. He actually got. suspended, but that was like, >> but he didn't get suspended for saying. that the world was flat. He got. suspended for because he didn't want to. take the vaccine, >> right? >> Yeah. Shout out Kyrie Irving. But I'm. just I'm kind of surprised there's not. more like. >> I think he bailed on that flat earth. stuff, though. I think someone schooled. him. >> He might have bailed on that. Okay. But. every now and then flatter thing it'll. be it'll be late at night and that. should flare up for everybody like. [laughter]. we might every now and. >> Dr. Avery was in here talking about it.
>> when I see a cake you know a cake that's. under one of those domes sometimes you. have that cake somebody have. >> that's the universe. >> well I just think at a certain point it. all seems very. bizarre. >> It is very bizarre. Yeah, very bizarre. >> What does Jamie think? I think he thinks. something. >> of what. >> about the universe? What do you think, Jamie? And just be honest. >> Well, there's a lot of people that think. that consciousness creates reality. Not. that reality is experiencing. consciousness, but consciousness is like.
woven into reality is responsible for. its very existence. I'm going to do a. terrible job of explaining that, but. I've watched quite a few videos where. these quantum physicists are trying to. explain these things, and I have to. watch them like three or four times to. get into my [ __ ] chimp brain. But. [laughter]. I do I do a fairly good job of of. absorbing it. And I see what they're. trying to do. You know, like you know. those quantum experiments like the slit. experiment. There's like these different. experiments where they're they show that.
observing things has an effect on it. They act differently when they're being. observed than whether they're not being. observed. And it's a very controversial. like segment of science. That's. fascinating. confusing quantum quantum. science is very confusing. And I was. watching this lady that was describing. this this relationship between space and. time. And I think you know how like. particles can exist in different places.
and they communicate with different they. can exist and communicate like. simultaneously. in different parts of the world like the. they're it's called quantum entanglement. like these products. And the idea is. that if you could get to a certain level. of sophistication as far as technology. and your understanding of how the. universe works, >> that everything is entangled and that. there is no distance between objects. That you can actually instantaneously be. anywhere.
>> if they could figure out. how to harness that. that it wouldn't. just be particles at a distance. instantaneously communicating and they. exist in and you know like one of the. things about like superp position like a. particle can be both still and moving at. the same time. They can exist and then. not exist. They go away and then they. come back. >> They don't have any idea what the [ __ ]. is happening. >> It's weird, you know. >> I think I would like to learn more about. it. I think I just don't understand it. >> Nobody does. That's the thing. It's.
super confusing cuz at the be the the. the smallest. like whatever the world in the universe. is made out of the smallest measurable. aspect of that is essentially magic. >> It's essentially like open air and. vibration like atoms that they're like. empty space. It's all really weird stuff. when you get down to like. >> and it's fascinating and beautiful. >> Oh, it's incredible. Like look, it makes.
mountains and makes valleys and lakes. and oceans. >> It's just crazy. We're here on this. place, right? You know, one of the fun, one of the first things that I ever. heard you say that I that stood that has. been in my mind was like there was one. time you were talking about this years. ago. You were talking about we're on a. ball of dirt and water traveling through. space at this many and nobody's [ __ ]. talking about it, you know? And I've. always remembered that like. >> just like that. What a fascinating thing. that we get to be here and then this is.
how we beha like not all not us and not. all of us. We all do in some ways and. but like this is how we behave, >> you know. I think one of the problems is. that we don't see space anymore. >> Yeah. >> Because of light pollution. I think. that's that's done something to us. that's dulled our understanding of our. place in the universe. And that also. might be a feature. It might not be a. bug. It might be a feature because. that's how we instead of being in. harmony with nature, we just keep our. nose to the grindstone and keep chewing.
on aderall and trying to rig the stock. market. >> Yeah. >> Because we're just trying to get a new. Lambo, baby. >> You know, I want a Rishard Mle watch. >> I want some cash. >> I want a Rolls-Royce Spectre. The kind. with the stars in the ceiling, [ __ ]. [laughter]. When you [ __ ] to have real stars. outside. >> I know. Isn't that crazy? You you you. sacrifice it all for stars in the. ceiling of your Rolls-Royce. >> and you never get to see the stars cuz. you're living in Miami and there's too. many lights. >> Sex trafficking.
>> But meanwhile, if you drive out into the. middle of the country where there's no. commerce going on at all and you shut. your car off and just lay on the hood, it's [ __ ] magic. It's magic out. there. Magic. The sky is magic. It's. gorgeous. >> It's a [ __ ] big huge nice thing. >> And you realize, man, oh my god, we are. in space, right? Right. >> But you never realize that when you just. just dark outside. >> Well, because we Yeah. We forget like. we're not even like. >> I don't know. >> It's easy to not It's easy to not pay. attention because there's nothing to.
see. You look up, it's dark, but you. want to go to the club. You look up, it's dark. Let's go eat. You look up, it's dark. I'm going home. Let's go look. up at Oh, my girlfriend just called me. I got to go pick her up. Bye. You know, you're in your world. You're in your. world. You're not thinking about [ __ ]. space. And to think, dude, and to think. that like the crazy thing is sometimes. if you lay there and look at the stars. and stuff, it feels like, bro, and this. is real [ __ ] I'm saying right now to me. I think I'm saying this, >> okay? >> It feels like they're looking back at.
you a little bit. [clears throat]. >> Yeah, maybe they're conscious. Maybe the. universe is conscious. Maybe. consciousness exists everywhere. Well, you would think if they're all placed. there and they're in, you know, these. stars are there. >> It would seem that if we went and put. ourselves before them that it would. grant us something, you know, like I'm. not saying like something magical or but. something that we need because most of. the the way that things are set up, it's.
like everything was kind of set up in. perfection like in our bodies like the. fact that we exist, the fact that the. eye is put together and operates the way. that it does, the fact that they have. like moles and parrots and everything, the fact that it all happens. Yeah. >> And we kind of neglect that there's. these like. >> there's these orbs out there in the. distance. >> Maybe they want to hear from us. Maybe. they want us to sit there and look at. them and think maybe they help us. >> Do you think we're being visited?
>> Do you? >> Yeah. But I think a lot of it's lies too. Do. you think the governments the big. governments or. >> what do you mean? >> What do you mean? Do you think they know. who's very you think they know who's or. do you think they have met? Do you think. these upper echelon people have met the. visitors and there's some other thing. going on? Because something there's. something it feels like something's. going to happen soon. Joe, >> perhaps that's possible. Perhaps. But if.
I was from another planet, like this is. I talked about this in my special. >> that if like I went when when I go. fishing, I don't check in to see who the. president of the lake is. >> I just show up and trick those dumb. [ __ ] with fake fish and pull. them out by their lips, take a picture. of them, drop it off back in the water. cuz I don't they're a bass. They're so. below me, right? I don't think like. who's the leader of the bass, right? >> So the idea that aliens come down here. and who's the leader of the people? Good. point. I highly doubt they give a [ __ ].
if they talk to Trump. >> Yeah, >> he's out there building a ballroom and. [ __ ] They're like, "Leave that guy. alone. I'm not interested in him." But. maybe they might visit military. establishments. Like if they find a. nuclear weapons base, maybe I would I. would go to that because they probably. know the signal of nuclear armorament. They probably know the signal of these. weapons. They probably would visit those. places. But would they interact with the. people on the ground? Perhaps. Maybe. they would. Maybe they would if they. could be assured of their safety. Maybe.
it's possible. But I I don't think we're alone. I don't. think I think that's silly. I think the. idea that we're alone is silly. There's. a lot of like crazy equations that. people have made like well like the firm. you know what the Fermy paradox is? >> The Fermy. >> Fermy paradox. Yeah. It was uh I think. he's an Italian scientist. It's like if. there are uh aliens and the there's so. many stars in the universe, there's so. many planets in the universe. Do you. know there's more planets in the. universe than there have been seconds. since the Big Bang? >> No way.
>> Yeah. >> How do we know it? >> I don't know. I just read it and I'm. just saying it to you like I'm smart. >> That's fair. [laughter]. >> I believe you. >> Put that into Perplexity. >> Um. >> I love using AI. I know it's taken over. the world, but I don't give a [ __ ] I. I'm learning so much. If you use it. correctly, I think it's like everything. else. I use it every day. I use it. whenever I write. If I write about a. subject, I'm like, "Tell me what why he. did that. Tell me what this is." You. just ask it. Yeah. >> It just gives you instantaneous.
information. >> I know. It is pretty fascinating. That's. why like it used to be for information. you had to go to somebody to get it. But. now it's like everybody has it. >> Go nowhere, son. >> And Elon was saying that he doesn't. think apps are going to exist in the. future. He thinks everything's going to. be you and a device communicating with. AI. Here it is. Are there more stars in. the observable universe than seconds. have passed since the Earth was formed? Yes, that statement is likely very true. by a large margin. No, no, no. Not not. the Earth, but the universe. >> I Googled it and that's what the said. that's what actually came up was.
>> Oh, >> that version. >> estimated star. Okay. Age of the Earth. Yeah. So, there's definitely way more. planets, but that's stars. You wrote. stars. >> I know. That's what came up. I'm telling. you, I typed in what you said. >> What did you tell What did you type. [clears throat] in? >> Are there more planets than there have. been seconds since the Big Bang? >> I'll rephrase this. >> Damn. Not more stars. Are there more. planets in the universe than there have. been seconds since the big bang? Not the. earth formed.
Since the big bang. This is this is the. nutty one. Cuz that like that's crazy. [laughter]. Yes. By current estimates, there are far. more planets in the observable universe. than seconds have passed since the big. bang. Dude, it's crazy thing is a lot of. kids nowadays. >> a lot of. >> That's crazy. >> Wait, say it one more time. >> There's more planets in the universe. than seconds that have passed since the. big bang.
>> So then I start to think, I wonder if. it's a contest and there like God is. seeing like who what planet can really. create the most like love amongst the. planet, you know, and get it done right. Do you think. >> Howard the actor? >> Yes. He had a very interesting theory. and and he's an interesting guy. He's a. very intelligent guy. Not. he's not educated in a classical sense, but he's a brilliant guy, right? Not. educated about a lot of the things he. discusses. But one theory that he had. was he thinks that the way planets are.
formed is there's ejections from stars. and over time they coalesce and become. planets and this stuff in space becomes. planets and the distance they are from. the stars where it gets to a distance. where it's in that Goldilock zone where. life can be established and then he says. planets become people because it gets to. a certain time where people evolve from. these planets. And he thinks this is. like a natural thing that happens all. over the universe that these planets get.
people and as they get further and. further away from the star, the planet. gets less and less habitable. >> Mh. >> And those those things those intelligent. creatures on that planet become more and. more intelligent and more and more. innovative and more and more capable of. surviving without the protection of the. Goldilock zone. And then they become. interstellar and then they develop like. their own sustaining environments. So. you think that's what's happening to us? >> Well, I think that's probably what's. going to happen to us. And so if we.
leave that orbit as a part of that, >> right? If we leave that orbit of safety? >> Yeah. Well, today Artemis, they're. supposedly flying around the moon. So. these are the first people that have. gone into deep space since 1972, since. the Apollo missions. >> Wow. I didn't. >> That's today. That's happening, right? Nobody knows it. That's what's nuts. This is taking I think 10 people. >> Four. >> Four. Is it 10 days? How many days are. they doing? >> 10 days. 10 days. Four people, [clears throat] 10 days, and they're. going around the moon and coming back to. Earth.
>> No one's done that since 1972. Wow. And. it's happening today and no one cares. >> That's kind of weird, right? >> Yeah, >> that's kind of weird, >> right? You see, whatever that is, that's. part of us that is really been doctorred. pretty heavily. The part of us that. doesn't even find like a big fascination. in that, like that's the part of myself. that I want to find more of, you know? >> It's very weird. It's very weird that. we've become dull to like fascinating. things, >> but also do we even some of it is like. it's we don't even know if it's real.
It's like so much of this [ __ ] you see. these video it's like that's not even. real. They just had like the Iranian. protest or something or like the. happiness in the street. They were just. saying that that was uh. >> different. It was a totally different um. thing that they were filming. And then. there was one that people were saying. was older and then we found out no it's. not. It's actually there was current. people uh protesting in Iran that we. were bombing them and they were protest. they were like in favor of the.
government but then you got to know like. well how many people are scared to death. and they're doing that because they. don't want to get killed because the. government has killed thousands and. thousands of people including like major. public figures to show that no one has. any favoritism. Like they killed this. like championship wrestler like. incredible wrestler. They killed two. different wrestlers that supposedly. protested against the government. So, who [ __ ] knows? >> Did you see that they don't know uh that. there's conflicts of interest about or. no, did you see Sorry, I'm starting to.
sentence off wrong. Did you see that. there is some issues about the bullet. that killed that guy of Charlie Kirk? I'm sorry. And I didn't mean to say that. guy. >> Yeah, >> but I wasn't. >> Let me um clarify that. I think and. we'll find out if this is correct, but I. see headlines and I see the way people. are talking about it and I don't know if. it's accurate. Yeah. >> Because what I think is accurate is what. they're saying is that the from the. fragments of the bullet they were unable.
to determine that it came from that. mouser rifle. >> I see. My issue with it, and I'm no. expert, but I have shot things like I'. I'm a hunter. I've shot things with. rifles. I've shot a lot of rifles. >> A 306 is a big round. >> That's a big round. Show me an image. >> Would it hurt if it hit you? >> Uh, experts debunk Tyler Robinson's. ballistic claim. Unable to identify is. not the same as ruled out. Which is.
exactly what I'm saying, right? So, um, show me an image of a 30 odd six round. 30-06. rifle round. I want you to look at this. Look at the size of that [ __ ] Okay. Look at a 30 odd 6 versus a 308. >> That's a [ __ ] paper weight. >> A 30 odd six is a It's a big round. You. see it in that guy's hand? >> Yeah. Oh my god. Are you serious? >> Mhm. That's 30 odd six. So, this is my. >> That's a fat little hand though, too. Look at that thing. That's like my hand. This is this is the point is that that's.
a big round. That's not a small round. I. mean, I don't know what isn't it. compared to I use a 300 Win Mag. >> Look at that on the right there. You. just had it. Those cartridges. >> 5.56. Yeah. Um is meant for war. 30 odd 6 is meant. for hunting. No, I don't think that's. accurate. >> Yeah, that doesn't look realistic. >> That's what a 30 odd 6 looks like. Okay. In comparison to a quarter. So, you look. at it. So, a quarter is about that high. It's about that big. That's a big round, dude. That's a round for hunting like. elk. Like it's a very common round.
Well, you do me a favor and compare 30. odd six to 300 win mag. compared to 30 300 win mag. >> I'm just scared, dude. >> So 300 win mag I think is fatter. Let's. see the difference. Okay, there it is. 300 win mag on the. left. Oh, 30 odd six is bigger. >> Oh, look. >> Okay. Is that real? >> I don't know. >> which one's which though. >> I don't know.
>> Um. uh show me that one far left. Far left. right there. Okay. 300 win mag and 30 odd. So 300 win. mag has a little bit more powder in it. See? See how it goes higher up? So it. has more charge. It's a bigger round. But my point is that's a big round. So, like a third Oh, 300 Win Mag is a big. round. 30 six is slightly smaller, but. it's still That's a lot of powder in. that bad boy. That's a lot of firepower. It's a That's a So, this is what a lot.
of people have an issue with is the the. wound that there was no exit wound. It. shot him in like the soft tissue of the. neck. >> If it killed you, didn't would you feel. pain? >> I mean, I it looked like he was dead. almost instantly. It looked like he. slumped over. I think he was at the very. least unconscious. >> But it would have left his body. You're. saying. >> I think it would have blown a hole out. the back. That's the thing. It's like 9. mm do that sometimes. >> Yeah. >> It just doesn't It seems weird that it. doesn't have an exit hole.
>> Yeah. >> It seems weird that you're shooting him. in the neck and the the image from the. back. There's a video of him getting. shot from the back. It doesn't leave an. exit hole. So, it doesn't look like it's. that round. There's also the fact that. this guy supposedly climbed on the roof. with it and then assembled it, which. doesn't make sense because if you. assemble it, that means you have to take. the scope off, put the scope back on. You have to zero the rifle after you do. stuff like that. >> Yeah. The guy who had uh who uh killed. or allegedly killed Osama bin Laden.
Who's that? Mike. Uh Mike, who's the. >> I know who you're talking about. The. Navy Seal. >> Yep. He was just talking about that. And. I only say allegedly because I don't. know anything about that. I don't know. the specifics even though I read the. freaking book he wrote. Um, but yeah, that he was saying that uh to be able to. do all that and get off of that roof, it. all seems bizarre. >> Not only that, they supposedly. disconnected the rifle again, took it. apart on the roof, put it in his. backpack, jumped off with it, and then. reassembled it and left it in the woods. >> and allegedly was that a Dairy Queen. Do.
you see that? Who could shoot someone. and go to Dairy Queen? >> It seems weird. And then also his. family's denying that he he confessed. >> Yeah, >> they were saying that no, he didn't. confess. And we haven't heard. >> this family said 2% of what they're. saying about this is correct. >> Have you Have you reached out to them or. have they reached out to you? >> No. Well, I don't think they can. I. mean, they're probably terrified about. their son's future in life. Like, they're trying to pin this crime on him. Who knows if he did it or didn't do it. I'm not saying he did it. I'm not saying. he didn't do it. But I am saying that. the story of him climbing up there with.
a disassembled gun, assembling it, making that shot, climb, disassembling. it again, climbing down. If that's the. narrative, that sounds like straight. horseshit. >> And the video of him hopping down, it. does not look like he's a rifle when. he's hopping down. So, what what's. happening? How did he get up there? How. did no one see it? There's so many. things that are [ __ ] up about that. story that doesn't it doesn't totally. make sense. But a big one to me is the. actual bullet hole, the the the actual. damage that that rifle does. Look, but.
here's another thing. Guns do weird. things sometimes. Like bullets do weird. things and sometimes they don't resp. maybe it hit maybe it [ __ ] center. punched his spinal column and it did. blow apart and it didn't go out the. back. It's possible. Have we seen have. they released any information about the. autopsy? >> I don't know. I don't know. >> I mean, you would think that. >> I don't know what the specifics are, but. I know a lot of people are very. skeptical, which they are about. everything these days, which is also. part of the problem. >> Well, they have to be skeptical because.
the news is compromised. the news is. owned by, you know, it's not good. And. uh. >> it's also there's a lot of. disinformation out there. There's a lot. of like covering up stories. There's a. lot of weird [ __ ]. >> And yes, and then even uh other places. can put out news that that that's bad. for us that like, oh, we'll put this out. there disguised as information. Um but. did you see the that exploding mic. theory? Did you guys talk about that on. here? >> I've heard that theory, but I don't know.
if that makes sense. I don't know. I've. heard people talk about it, but I hadn't. looked into it. It looks like he got. shot. I don't know if the microphone's. going to hit you in the neck. Like, how. how do you know where the mic's. pointing? You're moving around a lot. How do you know when to make it go? >> That's a good point. They had it like on. his shirt at a specific spot. But yeah, you're right. How would you know? But. then the place where. >> it sounds like a gunshot though and. there's a delay between the gunshot and. the impact in terms of like acoustic. readings like and I think somebody did. an analysis of the distance they believe.
the shot was taken from based on the. sound you know if that is the round that. they use 30 odd six based on the sound. of the gunshot going off and the amount. of time before it impacts them. It's a. very small amount of time, but it is. measurable. >> And they think that it might have. actually been closer than what they're. saying, which is I thinkund and. something yards. I forget what the exact. distance was. What was the exact. distance supposedly? I think it was like. 140 yards or something like that. But. the weird thing is like this whole idea.
of assembling and disassembling, it. doesn't work like that, man. >> And if the guy's not a professional, was. he a professional? >> No. No, he definitely wasn't a. professional. But I'm like, you could. get trained like shooting a rifle at 140. yards with a really good scope if you've. shot a bunch of times with a rifle and. you can keep your [ __ ] together is not. that far of a shot. You can make that. shot. People can make that shot. He. wasn't even wearing a bulletproof vest. even though they he did obviously get. hit in the neck. But the thing is like.
if that's the narrative, and I don't. know if they're still sticking with the. story, but that was what they were. saying at first, that he disassembled it. and reassembled it. Reassembling a gun. does not make it accurate. You have to. zero a rifle in. And what that involves. in you get to like whatever the yardage. are that you're trying it out, like 100. yards, and you know, you you squeeze off. a trigger, and then you look through the. binoculars or you have a spotter with a. scope next to you, and he says he says 6. in high, right? And so then you adjust. it. You adjust the scope and that and.
then do you get it where it's firing and. you do it on a rest and it takes a few. shots, man. So you have a rest so that. you're you're not your rifle you're not. moving the rifle around where it can, you know, be human error can be. attributed to the mist. >> And if you're on a hot roof, that was a. hot roof, wasn't it? >> Most official and media accounts put the. shot at roughly 200 yards with some. investigative timeline suggesting a. range of about 150 to 200 yards from. Kurt. So somewhere between 150 and 200. yards, >> dude. And also being on a hot roof. Have. you ever been on a hot roof?
>> I have. >> Dude, it's hot. >> Well, it wasn't that hot. Well, yeah, it. was. It was September. September in. Utah. Actually, not that hot. >> It sounds hot. >> Yeah. I don't think it was. >> cuz this this was happening while I was. out elk hunting. >> What town did it happen in? >> I don't know. I'm not sure. It was in Utah, though. I think it was. in southern Utah, wasn't it? >> Yeah, but Utah's, you know, Utah's a. mountain. It's a mountain town. I mean,
>> my brother lives in Utah. I I like Utah. >> Like I said, I was in Utah at the time. Yeah, I was hunting in the mountains. >> Well, that's interesting. >> Yeah. I don't know nothing. I started getting all these text. messages from people wanting me to. comment on things. I was like, "What are. you talking about?" I literally didn't. know what was going on. I had to use the Starlink to get online. >> Oh wow. >> I got a Starlink. It's like literally. it's like the size of a [ __ ] iPad and. you lay it on the ground, you get high.
speeded internet. It's incredible. >> That's cool [ __ ]. >> Yeah. But that's how I had to like. research it, find out what the [ __ ]. people are talking about. >> But did you see the there was like the. facility in Tennessee where they bought. the whatever the mic thing was allegedly. that that that place thing got. completely obliterated. 16 people died. >> What? >> What? If you can bring that bring. >> where they made the microphones. >> where they made the uh lapel mic that he. was wearing. This is like a This is. probably conspiracy thing or something.
>> Where'd you get this? Tik Tok. >> This is a conspiracy theory. It's. something that's absolutely true. I JUST. [laughter]. >> I haven't heard that one at all. >> I think James Lee is. >> but I'm trying to stay away from this. [ __ ]. >> That's why I'm not That's why I don't. know. >> I agree. It's just I think it it I don't. know. It's just a tough. >> So my my point about the round is it's a. large round and it seems like it would. have done more damage and this is not my. opinion. This is the opinion of many. experts. Yeah, >> I agree with their opinion. I was it's.
not uniquely my opinion. I saw it and. I'm like, "Oh my god, he got shot and. then I heard it was a 30 odd six and I. was like, h. >> that's interesting. >> It's a little odd.". >> If you had to get shot by what would you. like to get if you had to get shot? >> You want to get killed, right? You don't. want to get. >> I don't shoot me with a 22. >> Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'd take a 22, but a. 22 kills people. >> Where would you take it? >> People take in the shoulder, I guess. >> [ __ ] yeah, >> dude. >> No, you don't want to get shot. Period. >> I know. I agree, Joe. But I'm just. saying [laughter] if you had to get.
shot, how do you like because here's. >> cheek 22 in the tighten up. >> Take it in the butt cheek. Bang. >> I don't know. Not good. But no, no. bullet is good to take. But the point is. that seemed like not enough damage for. that kind of round. But I might be wrong. again. I might be wrong in that bullet. weird things. >> if it hit the spine and it blew apart. But I just feel like you would find a.
lot of it in there. >> I dude, >> especially if there's no exit wound. Like where's how come you can't find. >> the whole thing's bizarre, dude. Do you. see the part, Jamie, that I'm talking. about where that thing blew up? >> Oh, yeah. But I'm trying to find a good. explanation of. >> Okay, understood. And there may not be. one. Thank you. I'm sorry. [laughter]. >> Um cuz I know I brought it up yesterday. >> Oh, you did? Okay. Um yeah, just like I. don't know. I think I'm just scared. And. it's like Yeah. What do you. >> 18 people unaccounted for after deadly. explosion rocks Tennessee plant. First.
responders rushed to Accurate Energetic. Systems. That sounds like a CIA. operation. >> A facility on the line of Humphre and. Hickman uh counties that processes. ammunition and explosives. But is this. the place that made the microphones? >> So that that the the conspiracy says. that the microphone was taken to this. place to be converted into like an. explosion. >> somebody found an invoice from it. That's what it was that that that was. the piece of information that was going. around. >> Who found that? Is that James Lee found. that? >> Not sure. >> See if you can find what James Lee has.
to say. He's my number one source of. information. >> That's what I heard, dude. I I got to. podcast with him. >> Did you? >> I got to meet him, dude. >> Is he cool? >> He's a nice guy, bro. He's fun. Yeah, he's like he well his his story is wild. because he was working as a consultant. for uh one of the big pharmaceutical. companies, like one of the big ones that. we know, right? >> And he just couldn't say the name, but. he could say it, but he never said it, >> right? >> Um and then he was in a Zoom one time. and they're like, "Okay, we still have a. lot of stockpile from the first. vaccination.".
And that's when he said they started. suggesting allegedly that people should. then get a second vaccination because. they had this first they had they still. had more of the original vaccine. So it. was just like a thing well we have more. of it let's sell it back to him and. that's why. >> and so he started getting like very. skeptical. >> So he started really getting skeptical. and then he got out of it and he said he. just wants to like expose things that he. feels like are not real. >> right or true. >> You think he might be CIA? You always got to worry. >> I don't know. You got to wonder. >> People thought Sean People thought Sean.
Ryan was cool. >> Yeah, I've heard people say that. >> Remember? >> Yeah, >> that was a thing. But then now people. don't. >> Doesn't seem like he is. >> Yeah, >> unless they're being clever. >> I just want to be able to have like a. family and just like think that. everybody's going to be able to live. >> That would be nice. Yeah, that's the. thing about ideologies and tribes. If it. wasn't for ideologies and tribes, the. idea is that we should all be able to. live together. >> It's like, but the problem is it's not. fair the way the world's distributed. Yeah. >> You know, you know the statistic about.
the 1% of the world, it's $34,000. >> You make $34,000, you are in the 1% of the world. >> Yeah. >> That's crazy. >> I know. It's just tough sometimes to. figure it out. You have to pray. That's. what I've been trying to do. >> In order for us to get cheap jeans and. an iPhone that only cost a thousand. bucks, somebody has to get paid squat. Somebody has to get [ __ ] over. Somebody has to work long hours. and. live in those Foxcon factories where.
they have nets to keep people from. jumping off the roof, you know? >> Yeah, >> bro. You know when you're working in a. place and there's so many people jumping. off the roof that they just put nets up. >> You got a problem. [laughter]. >> That's not a fun work environment. >> Hey, Ron's hitting the nets, guys. >> Yeah, >> you got to hit the net again. You're. like, you dumb [clears throat]. [ __ ] Why you keep jumping in. the net? I want to see what it feels. like to jump, but I know it's going to. save me, but I still want to jump. >> Somebody comes back from lunch break and. they just have the net marks on their.
face and they're like, "Ah, you tried. it." [laughter]. >> But dude, it's just sad, man. I don't. know. >> It's sad. I mean, that's. >> And we're better than this. >> Yeah. Humans overall are better than. this. >> Thank you. >> So, people that are not acting better. than this are not they're not I mean, I. know we all have mistakes and we all do. things that are [ __ ] up, right? But. like at a point where you're like. >> we should all be doing better. >> taking lives and it's not if it's not. the regular people I feel like it's the. governments man. >> 100%. It is 100%. Because if it was just.
people, we'd all figure out how to get. along. Unless you think those people are. the infidels or those people are the. goyam or those people are the Jews or. those people are the Arabs or whatever. you decide those the other. You decide. to other a group of people, then it. becomes a problem cuz it's us versus. them. And then you're back to the same. tribal [ __ ] that needs to turn us. all trans. That's why we need to lose. our gender and lose our primate dominant. instincts and all of our territorial. instincts.
>> Well, I told you I was going to mail my. dick away. >> We're going to be all telepathic with. big old heads and little tiny mouths. because we're not going to use them. anymore cuz no one's going to have a. dick to suck. Tiny like this. >> No one's going to have a [ __ ] to lick. So, you're going to have like this and. you communicate with your mind. So, your. mouth's just going to atrophy and you're. going to get all your food through like. a suck hole. You're gonna have a just a. straw to eat all your food. They're. going to figure out how to way make. perfect food where it's just like you. don't have to go to a restaurant, eat.
chicken or have fish. No, no, no. Suck. on a straw. Get all the nutrients you. need in this [ __ ] sludge. And this. the sludge makes it feels like an orgasm. when you take it. That's why you get. people to do it. >> They take it, it lights all their. synapses up [sighs]. like when you hit that V. >> first thing in the morning. Uh, give me. a hit of that REAL QUICK, >> MY MAN. LET'S GO. >> CUZ THE FIRST hit is the good one. Give. me a hit. Ready? >> Right there. Yeah.
>> Hit that, [ __ ] Ricky. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah, it's that first one. >> Yeah, >> that's [laughter] it. That tastes good. What's in that one? That's like a. professional one. >> That's coffee. >> Ooh, that's delicious. >> That's a professional one, though. >> That's a trap. Yeah, this one I think is. for outdoors. for outdoors people. >> Outdoorsy. But it doesn't taste. outdoorsy. It tastes like fake coffee. >> I'll leave it over here if you do it. >> I'm good. >> I'll keep it. >> One hit good. No, no, no. I know it's a. slippery slope. I'll be pulling into the. gas station to get an Escobar later.
>> Oh, Escobars. They Those are the ones. Remember you were like, you said you. were hiding from yourself at night. >> Get you. Yeah, they I had to hide them. from myself. >> They get me. >> Yeah. >> Sometimes I'd be ashamed, so I'd take a. hit and I blow it into my shirt. I. wouldn't let anybody know I'm doing it. [laughter]. >> Yeah. But your tight shirt, that [ __ ]. [ __ ] come right out the armpits. [laughter]. >> That's why I wear a hoodie. >> Just leave put over this cover up like a. monk. [laughter]. >> But tell me, Jo, like what are some like.
give me some like what are some things. that Yeah. that we can do to keep us in. a space of giving ourselves the best. chance to. um to feel human cuz Yeah. One day. you're going to go to a museum and. there's going to be a smile in there. Well, it has to happen on an individual. basis, right? Everybody has to be human. to each other on an individual basis. >> And sometimes it takes something chaotic. like a tragedy like 9/11 for people to. just be cool to each other. You know, I.
remember I've talked about this before, but post 911, everyone was so connected. Everyone was smiling. People were. letting you get on the highway. They're. letting you get in their lane. They were. waving. Everyone had American flag on. their car. We had been attacked. we were. united, you know, and it's just sad that. it takes something like that for people. to realize like this is a gift to be. alive in this incredible country at this. incredible time in history, but we are. under the rule of tyrants, you know, and. I'm not saying this the US government's.
tyrant or I'm not no individual, but. every government that is in control of. military that is involved in these. exchanges with other they're run by by. tyrants. Someone's a tyrant. Whether. it's Putin or this guy or that guy or. whoever is in charge of Iran right now, they they keep the people on the street. from using the internet. They kill all. the protesters. That's the problem. The. problem is people in power. It's not. people. >> Yeah. >> People generally are good. Especially.
when they're not starving. When they're. not starving and they're not desperate. and they're not being attacked, most. people generally are good. >> Yeah. obviously dependent upon how you. grew up and what you were exposed to. when you were young and what kind of. horrors did you have to see? Were you in. a war torn country, you know, were you. in a third world place where the cartels. run everything? >> Did you see those kids in Gaza with like. they had like they were playing uh doll. and they were like it was like they. loaded their doll up on a stretcher like. they were. >> Oh jeez.
>> [ __ ] heartbreaking, >> bro. Imagine like the just the trauma if. you lived in that place. pre October 7th. It was not fun even. back then. It was an open air prison by. most accounts. >> Oh yeah. They were taking settlers. homes. They were just they'd come and. knock into your home and then eventually. just take it away. >> Well, there's a there's an attitude that. a lot of Israelis have that it's all. theirs. You know, >> here's an explanation. Tinfoil hat time, though. Just. >> Exactly. Okay. This is a dude named Mike.
France. >> Not it wasn't James Lee reporting Mike. Franco. >> This is the same stuff I've seen. elsewhere. >> Says October 10, 2025, exactly 1 month. after Kirk's death, a catastrophic. explosion destroyed building 602 at the. Accurate Energetic Systems facility in. McGee, Tennessee. The blast estimated to. involve 23,000 pounds of explosives, killed 16 employees, injured several. others, and registered as a 1.6. magnitude seismic event. Yo, the US.
Chemical Safety Board confirmed the site. produced cast boosters and miniaturized. shaped charges for military and. industrial use. Conspiracy theorists. allege that AES was the manufacturer of. the miniatureshaped charge used in. Charlie Kirk's assassination. They point. to a $425,000 devel department of. defense contract awarded to AES in May. of 2025 for extra small anti-personnel. demolition charges possibly used in. covert operations. The timing of the.
explosion just weeks after Charlie. Kirk's death has fueled speculation that. it was a deliberate cover up to destroy. evidence and eliminate the personnel. with knowledge of the technology. So. there's the pager attacks, the Lebanon. pager attacks. Here's the my problem. with that explanation. And I'm not. saying that I'm right and they're wrong. My problem is I don't see that thing. exploding. Yeah. >> So that microphone I don't see it. exploding. I don't see fire coming out. of it. If you have a gun and the gun. goes off 6 in from someone's neck like.
that, you're going to see a charge out. of the. >> Great point. >> And if it's a small device without a. barrel, something has to propel that. energy and that's an explosion. And if. it explodes, you're going to see it. explode. Unless they've developed some. sort of way of hiding that. >> Yeah, >> that I don't know about. But if I'm But. if they're talking about conventional. gunpowder. and what they use for bullet rounds, that doesn't seem to make sense to me, >> but I but I might be missing something. I don't know. >> Yeah. No, that's actually a great point.
that you said. >> Yeah, >> I agree with you. >> Kind of kind of seems like that thing. with spark. >> Yeah. >> I mean, it's close to his neck. It's. blowing his neck up. I mean, it seems. odd that it can do that without fire. Doesn't make sense. But I might be. missing something. There might be some. new technology that I'm not aware of. Let's find out that. Is there any. technology that exists where you could. have a projectile come out of a small. thing like a microphone that's on.
someone's neck and not have fire? >> I don't know. Um I don't know. It may. also make my head hurt. Yeah, it should. make your head. But there's also. probably some stuff that we're not hip. to. >> Oh, for sure, dude. Right. >> They come out with stuff all the time. that we'll never see. Probably. >> Yeah. I mean, they have drones that look. like bugs. >> They're like, >> "Looks like a bug.". >> That's crazy. >> A [ __ ] drone. A little itty bitty. drone. >> You're just sitting there spraying uh. raid on something that's watching y'all. [ __ ] or whatever at night. That's crazy, [laughter] dude. >> He's getting films. Christy Gnome's.
husband. >> Oh, yeah. Boy, he had them merppers on. him, huh? Did he What was he. >> Was it Did anybody explain what that was. about? Was it really just like a. Halloween costume or something? >> I thought it was probably, but then. there's some other ones where he's kind. of lipstick and he actually. >> But it could be he was [ __ ] around. for like a party or something like that. >> Giving Kevin Spy in a lot of this. So. you could feel the Kevin Spacy coming in. with some of those photos. >> But here's the question. Is is that a. costume he was wearing for funsies or is. this like a dress up thing? This guy's a. freak. That's what I thought it was.
This costume wear. >> It could be because if it is a costume. for funsies and then somebody finds it. on your laptop like like I got to. explain how we're just [ __ ] around. I. was doing Wanda from In Living Color, you know? >> Yeah. I ain't want to gossip so you. ain't heard it from me. >> I mean, was that Wanda? No. Which one. was Wanda? >> I forget. >> Dude, how great was that show, dude? >> Amazing show. >> Did you love it? >> Amazing show. Amazing show. One of the. greats, >> dude. We would go in our neighborhood. afterwards and me, Larry, Eddie, Wayne.
King, just guys off of my street, dude. We'd go out there and impersonate all of. the freaking characters, >> bro. That show was groundbreaking. There. was hundreds of messages, blah blah blah. blah. And then this was some of them, I. think. >> What do you mean blah blah blah? Messages about what? >> I don't It said there was three models. of women. There was three women citing. hundreds of messages purportedly sent by. three women from the. >> Oh, Christine Nome's husband. Didn't she. just get let go or something? Hundreds. of messages. Traded selfies. a woman who. pledges to worship like a goddess. telling her, "You turn me into a girl. [laughter].
before asking if he should put on. leggings." Oh, okay. But is this is this. real, right? Or is So the Post has not. confirmed the details reported by the. Mail. This is what mail the Daily Mail. >> Yeah, that's originally reported, I. think. >> Let me tell you something about the. Daily Mail. They just made an article. saying that uh I'm moving out of Austin. Oh, that uh I'm fed up with Austin. I'm. moving out of Austin. That's not true. And that was published by the Daily. Mail, >> right? And also, didn't Christy Gnome. just go through something where she got. let go or something? Is that right?
>> Yes. And not just let go, but involved. in a scandal. There's some sort of a. money scandal. >> Sometimes this kind of [ __ ] follows. that. It's hard to know, but he also. looks like like who's that actor right. there? He looks like a little bit. >> What are those boobs? Those are crazy. >> Will Arnette or something? No, not. Willette. >> He's got crazy fake boobs. Like they're. nuts. >> They're just balloons. >> That's all it is. >> Yeah. So, how do we know he's. >> You got tricked easy, bro. Joe just got. tricked, bro. >> Well, I don't think they're real. I. mean, I thought they were like a fake.
one that. >> But you was thinking about him. Oh, [ __ ] She's John Bonan right there. Look. at that [ __ ] That's crazy to me, dude. >> So, supposedly there's letters that he. was sending to girls that you make me. dress up like a girl. But look again, isn't it crazy that she's involved in. some sort of a scandal that's about. money. >> and then this comes out? And then this. comes out. I agree. It's You have to. start to notice that. And then here's. the craziest part. At a certain point, >> forget about him. Can you find out what. she was let go for and what what's. involved in it? Because there was some.
sort of a campaign fund scandal or. something that has to do something with. money. A lot of money, like millions, millions and millions of dollars, and. then all of a sudden this happens. You. got to get a little suspicious in this. day and age. >> Oh, yeah. That was the the the campaign. commercials she got in trouble for cuz. it's like they hired like someone she. knew and the they're like she was riding. a horse through the [ __ ]. >> right. But there's something about the. money being inappropriately spent. >> It's like$undred billion dollars or.
something. >> 100 million. >> or 28 million. I'm trying to find this. article doesn't say. >> Let's not comment until we have the. specifics. Do Joe, do you think that. things would be any different um with. America's relationship in the Middle. East right now if the if uh the. Republicans hadn't won the election if. Trump hadn't won or do you think it's. all the same? >> It's a good question. >> You think it's all the same like Japetto. in the distance like running the strings. and it's all. >> the last administration funded the proxy. war in Ukraine, >> right? 200 million and they were.
>> so 200 firm tied to Christy Gnome. secretly got money from $220 million DHS. uh ad contracts. >> Dude, for 220 million you could put tits. on my husband for$ 220 million, you. know, but you know I'm I'm and I'm not. even a gay guy, >> right? But now they're painting her out. to be a nutcase, right? Cuz her. husband's a freak. So this firm not. saying that he's not a freak. Yeah, >> right. He might really be into dressing. up like a girl. It might all be real. That might be you going to make me put.
on leggings. You deter me have. autogophilia, right? So, but also. >> that might be coming out because of. this. And there's probably a bunch of. people that got some money and they're. like, "Let's try to make this ugly.". >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. Well, that's scary, too, cuz. it's like, >> who knows? I mean, we we don't know. anything about the case, right? We don't. know anything about either case, the. money missing or his fake tits. >> Yeah. I never had no fake tits. I mean, I've done some weird [ __ ] here and. there. >> Steo almost got a pair of fake tits.
>> Did he? >> Yeah. >> Tell us the story. >> I agree. >> That's too much. >> But he's in that, you know, constant. perpetual state of having to one up. himself. >> doing something more and more ridiculous. every time. [snorts]. >> Do um. what do you think is going to happen? You think we're going to be okay? >> I hope so. Of course. I don't know. >> Do you think about it? >> I'm confused. I can't believe we went to. this war. I when we started bombing. Iran, I was like, there can't this can't. be true. >> And what about Lebanon now? >> I know Israel's invaded Lebanon. Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> And it's like just [ __ ] stop it. What. do you need? >> Well, they're trying to supposedly. they're trying to stop the terrorists. >> That's [laughter] crazy though. If. you're the [ __ ] terrorist, >> you know what I'm saying? Like, if you. want to stop them, [ __ ] stand in. front of the [ __ ] mirror. >> and start there. But also, what do I. know? >> What do you know? >> You're right. I don't. >> But it's all just like, [ __ ] there's. got to be some way that we're better. than this. What. >> they're saying is like if this was found.
out by the story about Christine's. husband was found out by like a. newspaper online. >> allegedly, >> and that if if they can find this out, then obviously hostile intelligence. services, according to the CIA officer, Mark Polyopoulos, knows this stuff as. well. >> If a media organization find this out, you can assume that a high degree of. confidence that a hostile intelligence. service knows this as well. added former. CIA officer. >> Mark Polyropolis. >> Damaging information like this can be a. tantalizing lead for a hostile.
intelligence source. They approach the. person and say, "If you work with us, we. won't expose this and if you don't, we. will.". >> So, he's posting these online and. someone came across them is what it. sounds like. >> Well, he might be a freak. >> Who cares? Let him [ __ ] cook. >> I think a lot of those people that are. involved in government are freaks and I. bet their husbands and wives are freaks, too. They're [ __ ] weirdos. They want. to be in power. >> Yeah, it's Yeah, >> they want to wear leggings. >> It's all crazy. We just have to focus on. the things that we can. Like Matt. McCusker, he started a garden. It's like.
10 to the garden that you can have. You. know, >> he grows blueberries and he grows um. >> that's the way to do it. >> He grew one. He actually only he grew. one blueberry his first. During the. congressional hearings, Christine Gnome. was probed about accusations of. conducting a taxpayer funded affair with. her former aid, Corey Luwendowski, who has since left the Department of. Homeland Security. >> Cory Lwendowski, dude, >> dude, I was in a [ __ ] fantasy. football league with that guy. >> for real. >> Yes, for real. >> Pull him up again. Yeah. >> No kidding. Let me see a photo of him.
>> Mother efer, dude. >> She's pretty hot. >> See Lou, bro. Oh, this different dude. >> Yeah, seems like a different dude. Uh, so that guy was the guy who. >> banging her. Okay. >> Supposedly, allegedly, who knows? But. again, when there's a a bunch of money. that's missing and there's a scandal, hundreds of millions of dollars, weird. [ __ ] starts getting tossed around that. throw you House of Cards, baby. Go. rewatch it. That's I think that's.
probably the most accurate depiction of. how the government works. >> Yeah, Kevin Sp is a fascinating guy. >> Well, everybody in that show was great. It it was just like a really well-made. show. >> Yeah, that show was fascinating. He did. a He did. >> All right, dog. We got to wrap this up. soon. >> Dude, that's fine with me. I thought you. were I thought you I was staying here. cuz you're here. >> No, I love you, too, but I have things I. got to do. >> Um, are you going to be around tonight. or you going going [snorts] back? >> I might stop by. Um, >> boys in theaters April 17th. So, that's. like two weeks from now. Let's [ __ ].
go. Two weeks in a few days. >> Yeah. >> Um, >> let's [ __ ] go. >> Thank you for letting come and talk. about it. I'm excited for you. >> And just to see you. Yeah, I'm excited, too, man. >> I hope it kills it. >> Yeah. I just think. >> I'm sure it's going to be really funny. with you and David Spade. >> We tried our We did a good job. This. >> I'm sure. >> Dude, he's so funny. >> Yeah, I'm sure it's going to be awesome. But, um, thank you for everything, dude. My pleasure, man. >> And it's good to see you. And. >> it's good to see you. >> Yeah. >> Come by tonight. Let's hang out. >> I'll come by. I have a show tonight, but. I'll come by. >> Where you at? >> I'm at this Moody Theater. I'm. practicing for my special, so I got to. get ready. >> Um, with Tommy at the Moody.
>> 7. >> Okay. Come by. We'll be there till I'm. I'm going to be in I'll be there for a. while. >> Okay. I'll come by and say half. >> All right. All right. Beautiful. >> Good to see you, man. Jamie, thank you. so much. >> Bus Boys, April 17th. Go [music] watch. it. We love you guys. Bye. [music].
