Joe Rogan Experience #2436 - Whitney Cummings

Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. >> The Joe Rogan Experience. >> TRAIN BY DAY. JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY. NIGHT. All day. >> That's just for dice to hold. >> Yeah, he just holds on to them. Oh, and. he he holds on to them and then he swaps. them out for a new one. >> Was the unlit cigarette like the. original fidget spinner? Well, most people don't do it because. most people when they have a cigarette.

in their hand, they want to light it. >> But Dice. >> has got the ability to just hold on to. the cigarette. >> Do you remember when candy cigarettes. were a toy for kids? >> Yeah, I had those. >> Oh, yeah. They were priming you. >> Totally. And they would poof like sugar. would come out. >> No, I don't remember that. >> Oh, yeah. You go and like powder sugar. would come out. Really? Yeah. Am I. right, Jamie? Am I making that up? >> I remember them just being like a candy. that you said or was that just the. cocaine? stick. >> parents put on it. >> It was just a candy stick.

>> Chalk stick. >> Maybe there was Maybe there was a. different one. Maybe there's more than. one kind of candy cigarette. >> Couldn't you? There was like gummy. cigars. I remember. And then the candy. cigarettes. That must have been them. just trying to get you addicted to just. like the motion of it or like. participate with your parents or. something. >> Yeah. It was just a way to sell candy, but probably also engineered by the. tobacco companies. That was back when. they were lying about cigarettes being. addictive, too, and causing cancer. >> Well, they used to prescribe it to. pregnant women, right? To.

>> They used to prescribe it for kids with. asthma. >> Yeah. >> Need to strengthen those lungs up, fella. >> And this is my favorite thing. Did they. know? They already knew. >> Yeah, they already knew. >> They already knew. >> Everybody had to know. You smoke. cigarettes for a while, you start. coughing up black [ __ ] you feel. terrible. According to the internet, this this pack did have some sort of. would blow smoke according to this. person on Facebook. >> Whoa. I remember a play lighter or a. lighter battery. So, a battery. I don't.

know what that is. >> Smoke that would suck on this battery. >> What the [ __ ]. >> As kids, we would suck on actual. batteries. We just need one to go. >> Oh, yeah. Remember when you lick them, >> dude? We would to try to like. >> those square ones. >> Yeah. The 9 volts. >> We'd be in school just like lick it, lick it, lick it. >> Yeah. We would lick it just to get a. jolt in your tongue. >> It is wild how like like yes the phones. are obviously very bad for kids, but. when you think about the stuff we did as. kids, I was just like I would just hang. out with a light socket for like 2. hours. It's all I needed. A paper clip, light socket. Like it's a.

>> light socket. >> or like a Yeah. The the. >> electric socket. >> Electric socket. >> You would go into an electric socket. with a paper clip. >> Did no one else do this? >> That's really bad. >> Did you inhale glue or no? >> Oh, I sniffed. >> rubber cement. Yeah. Okay, good. I'm. like, "Okay.". >> Oh, I used to love making models. I used. to make like Godzilla models. You know. those? You remember those models? Yeah. You had rubber cement glue. You remember. those? >> Yeah. Yeah. You would um in Elmer's, too. Peel it off your skin. We just put. it on our skin and just peel it off. >> Oh, yeah. >> Just like a leprosy fetish or something.

>> Yeah. With the uh the rubber cement glue. was a big one though. A lot of people. sniff glue. >> We used to have a glue gun. My mom had a. glue gun. >> for what? It's like a hot glue gun to. cra crafts, arts, crafts. >> Okay. >> Kill men. I don't know. When you when. you look back at [ __ ] your parents did, you're like, "What was that? >> What were you interested? >> Why did she have powdered gold and put. it in coffee of the men she was dating? What was that?". >> Uh but like a glue gun. Like there was. just so much dangerous [ __ ] growing up. When I think about my like injuries as a. kid, I'm like, "Yeah, I got burned on.

the glue gun." Everyone's like, "Huh?". >> Yeah. They weren't looking out for kids. back then. Like when did they start like. worrying about dangerous toys? I I mean after like the 50th lawn dart, you know, aorta puncture. >> Oh, I remember the lawn darts. Those are. crazy. You're. >> just throwing like. >> It's a [ __ ] weapon. And they were. heavy. >> If they hit you in the head, you would. die, >> dude. It was just like tetanus like. >> right in the heart. >> Let's Let's look this up. How many. people do you think have died from lawn.

darts? >> It has to be way more than is reported. for sure. >> Right. Right. Right. >> I'm just putting this here so I don't. >> It has to be dozens. >> And seesaws. Uh yes, you remember a lot of people. No. seat belt, no just. >> just plywood with handles. >> with a handle. >> But we would also It's such a testament. to our nature cuz we would make it even. more dangerous. Like remember like you'd. be on the seesaw like if you were up I. would you'd like jump off it to watch. the kid. >> just to watch the kid [ __ ] plummet to. the earth. >> So sadistic just carine to the ground.

>> What is uh our sponsor Perplexity said? Uh, pointed metal lawn darts were. officially linked to three child deaths. in the United States before they were. banned. Just three, >> definitely more than that. >> Officially linked. From 78 to 86, approximately 6,100 to 6,700 people were. treated in US emergency rooms for lawn. dart injuries, most of them children. found lawn dart injuries led to a 4%. case fatality rate in its patient sample. with many severe head and eye injuries.

with help which helped justify the. eventual ban. >> So only a couple a but mostly children. I would like to know the story of the. adults. >> but I mean people hit people with. shovels like like. >> I guess because lawn darts are a toy. >> that they had a bandit. >> Yeah, there was a lot of that. Remember. um what are these? Pogo sticks. >> Mhm. >> I mean those were so dangerous when you. think about they were just like they. were just like.

>> they still have those though. >> Pogo sticks. Those were hard. >> The most dangerous toys for kids. >> Trampolines. Remember the ones with the. metal coils? >> Oh, did you ever see the atomic energy. lab in the 1950s? >> Yes. >> Yeah. It actually had legitimate. radioactive material. >> I I love that they were like, "You know. what, guys? Child labor. This is. inhumane. This is wrong. Come, go play. with some toys. Here's a radioactive. uranium bomb. >> Well, didn't Mioaku make a some sort of. a reactor in his basement or his.

backyard or something like that when he. was a child? >> When he was in high school, I think. >> Yeah, >> legend. >> Well, he's like a legitimate scientist, but I mean, when he was a child, he made. a [ __ ] nuclear reactor in his. backyard. I went to get um Nyquil or. Pseudafed the other day and they made me. show my ID. >> Oh yeah. Cuz you can make me math with. it. >> Right. Right. Right. Right. Sick. >> Meanwhile, you can get a prescription. for Adderall. Just say you have ADHD. >> I don't even think you have to do that. You just have to be like, I'm bored,

>> right? >> I'm neurody divergent. Yeah. >> Right. You I mean it's all. self-dagnosed. I can't concentrate. >> Are we going to look back the way that. we look at like you know the Nazis and. go like they were on meth. Are we going. to look back in like 20 years and be. like everyone was on meth? >> Yeah, everyone's on Adderall. That's for. damn sure. I mean, the amount of. journalists that are on Adderall is off. the charts. A friend of mine was telling. me like all of his colleagues take. Adderall. >> to. >> help them work. >> Yeah. >> Because they have so many projects that. they're doing that require intense.

[ __ ] research and they're. >> googling saying GPT, please write my. article for me. Did you see I think it. was the New York Times or someone left. in uh Jamie, do you remember the prompt. that ends the you know what it spits out. on Chat GPT to prove that they had just. copy and pasted it? Like wild. >> Yeah. Well, there's a lot of that. There's a lot of shitty people in every. walk of life. There's bad doctors, bad. plumbers, >> bad journalists, but a lot of them are.

on aderall. A lot of them are on speed. >> It's just that there's so much. adrenaline out there to get. There's so. many like natural ways I feel like to. get that, you know. >> Yeah, but I don't think it covers you. I. think if you really want to like sit in. front of that [ __ ] [ __ ] computer and. bang out words, it seems like aderall is. the way to go. >> But if you really do have ADD or. whatever this is, like I'm the first to. say like what are all these diagnoses? Um, but because I was prescribed 5. milligrams slow release aderall to sleep. >> to sleep.

>> If you actually have it, it calms you. down. It doesn't amp you up. >> What is it? What is it? ADHD. the. inability to focus or the a busy brain. Dude, I. >> look I just I think a lot of our. superpowers are being dull. A lot of. people with superpowers are being dulled. by pharma and we're being pathized for. actually kind of extreme strengths, you. know, in a lot of ways. So. >> there's a lot of like legitimate people. that are arguing that about ADHD. >> Okay, good. I'm not like a. >> no like legitimate psychologists,

neuroscientists that it's what it is is. you can't concentrate on things you're. not interested in, but you can. concentrate on things you're interested. in like heavily. Like. >> if people that are that supposedly have. ADHD, they can play video games for. [ __ ] 10 hours a day. >> That's exactly right. >> Well, how come? Because it's exciting. Oh, they can't sit in a classroom and. watch some pedophile lecture them on. fake history while they're getting. hemorrhoids and some like chair with. like shitty lighting above them. I mean, it's like Yeah, of course kids are bored.

with Of course they can't sit still. Exactly. >> You know, well, it was I was reading. about how Finland they don't um uh teach. their kids to read until they're like. seven because uh it's better to have. them develop their ability to focus. first on the things they want to do. So, by the time they do learn to read, they. actually, you know, can focus. >> Sounds like a terrible idea. You're. gonna be so far behind my kids. >> Well, yeah. I mean, look, >> kids in America learn how to read when. they're little babies, >> if at all. Uh, if at all. >> Like, I mean, yeah, that's the other. thing when it's like, don't teach kids.

to read. It's like by that time is. Nurling just going to learn to read for. them. Who knows? It's interesting like. having a kid now, I'm like, what do I. what world do I prepare them for? Do I. even teach them Mandarin or is that just. going to be like remember when you two. just put a song on our phone? >> It was so weird. >> Well, that was Apple's idea. And you. know, I talked to Bono about that. He. was, you know, it was devastating for. them because all a sudden everyone hated. you, too. They used to love you, too. >> Yeah. >> They had so many hits. They're so good. And then all a sudden, [ __ ] you. Why are. you on my phone? >> Isn't that interesting the human nature. of I love something unless you force it.

on me? >> Yeah. Well, it's just people are always. looking for a reason to complain. And if. you have this song on your phone right. away, like, hey, [ __ ] these guys. >> But also, I want to hunt. Let me find. it. Let me feel like I discovered. something. >> Well, I think they just thought it would. be a great way to promote this new album. >> and they just really didn't understand. human nature. >> It's also Yeah, it used to be like if. you saw five billboards for something, you're like, I got to see that movie. Now you see like five ads for it and. you're like, why are you trying so hard?

Like if it's good, I'll hear about it. >> Yeah. I try to tell that to my friends. like do not get overexposed. Like. there's a re I mean I don't just say no. to everything because I'm not interested. in doing anything more. Yeah. But it's. also because I'm clearly overexposed and. you got to know when you're overexposed. But I have friends that like they'll do. every [ __ ] interview that anybody. asks. They'll do every project that. comes up. They never have any time. Like. I got to slow down. Like yeah, you got. to slow down. Like why are you doing all. this [ __ ] You're already wealthy. Yeah.

>> Why are you doing this? >> Be a little mysterious. >> Live a [ __ ] life. >> Live a life on top of what you're doing. Live an actual life. Don't wait until. you're 60 and go, "What did I do?". >> Right? Even if it's for if you need to. justify it through workaholic purposes. Like it took me so long to get out of my. workcoholism. I the first time I had to. do it by justifying it by going I'll be. better at my work. If I have a life, like for art to imitate life, you have. to have a life. That's how I'm going to. go get stories. That's how I'm going to. go. You know,

>> I think especially as a comic now, there's a lot of funny people out there. I think if we've learned anything from. memes and stuff, you're like, I don't. this guy just works at Best Buy and who. who made this meme. This is hilarious. You know, I think in the beginning a lot. of it was like stolen from comics. Remember like that fat Jewish hidden. >> Oh yeah. Whatever happened to that guy? >> There was another one too. I don't know. >> But he was stealing memes or he was. stealing jokes and turning them into. memes. >> I think there was a couple where you. would go like that's a Mitch Heber joke. Like that's definitely a Steven Wright. joke or Dimmitri or something. but like.

Zack Alphanakas or it would be um lesser. known comics, you know, like they go to. a lesserk known comic feed like people. that wrote for. >> Fallon or Leno, you know, >> go to a showcase night at the store. >> or like get their tweets. You can just. pull their tweets and change them a. little bit. >> Whatever happened to that guy cuz he was. hated boy when he got started getting. exposed. He was hated and then he just. kind of vanished. >> It was huge for a while. There was. another one too and I don't remember the. name of it. Um that was doing the same. exact thing.

>> But the fat Jewish guy almost seemed. like he was like a corporate created. entity cuz he had the crazy hair. Right. That weird [ __ ] bun. >> That's right. >> Yeah. >> He was like a slob. Like but he had like. a wine like. >> sold it to Annheiser Bush for millions. of dollars. I don't know how much. >> Wow. So he's. >> What did he sell? >> A rose rosé is what it's called. >> What is rosé? It's a a type of wine, but. that's actually what the That's what the. brand was called. The. >> Oh, no, no, no. I know what Ros was. called, too. That is the. >> My heart cannot take Ros.

>> I know Ros the wine is. >> called Babe. I see that now. Rosé. company called Babe. >> Oh, so he sold his wine and then he just. like I'm out. >> for millions and now Yeah. says he's. about to open a bank. >> That's what this article says. >> Where do I sign up? >> What? It must be hilarious if he's. opening up a bank. Definitely didn't. steal those jokes. Yeah. >> Most most really hilarious people want. to open a [ __ ] bank. >> I love that he's just like, "I'm Jewish. What am I good at? >> Just open a bank." Like, "What?". >> Turn out he's not even Jewish.

>> Exactly. >> He's a Baptist or something. >> Yeah. Jews are like, "We're not fat. What is it? Like, get your [ __ ]. together." But also, yeah, that was so. uh like for a second there I was like, "Joe, there's a chance he doesn't know. what ro is.". >> No, no, no. I know what that is. >> You know, >> I just thought it was a company. >> It's what like the Rainy Street killer. gives his victims before pushing them. off. Dude, your boy Brandon over here. I was. like, what's with the Rainy Street. Killer? I always want like the updates. on the Austin serial killer who's. pushing gay dudes off bridges. And he. said, uh, he's like, I think it's tech. tech guys. They come down from San. Francisco during South by Southwest and.

he strikes when it's like a tech. conference. >> really. >> And he doesn't live here. Yeah. >> They're trying to pretend that it's it's. not really a serial killer. The cops. want to say it's not really a serial. killer. I'm like, how many guys have to. drown before you start getting nervous? So, they're only gay that these guys. >> Well, it's a gay neighborhood. That's. the thing. Not all of Rainy Street, but. there's a lot of like gay bars and gay. spots on Rainey Street. >> How do the cops know the victims are. gay?

>> They just. they just they just check their. [ __ ] They're like, "I [ __ ] his I. [ __ ] the corpse's [ __ ] He's gay.". >> They bring a dilator. >> You know, I've seen that guy in Grinder. He is gay. Uh that it reminds me of um. like the Nazi it's been 10 minutes and I. brought up Nazis twice. Um the that. Nazis also killed gay people and like. I'm obsessed with how there were Nazis. that had to find out who was gay. >> So did Christians.

>> Oh really? >> Of course it's in the Bible. >> To be like I just [ __ ] these guys. They. are gay. Let's get them. >> In the old days in the Bible if a man. layeth with another man, you're supposed. to be put to death. That means like. someone signed up to be like, "I'll do. it. I'll I'll investigate who's gay. around here.". >> Well, the thing is though, they were all. gay. >> Yeah. >> That's the crazy thing. Like if you go. back in history, guys were [ __ ] each. other all the time. There was a The. Spartans did it. >> They had a philosophy that you would. defend your lover more because like if.

you were fighting alongside a man that. you loved, you would defend him more. >> Was it love? >> Is that what love is? >> I'm still trying to figure it out. Everybody's got their own definition for. that. Like what is it? >> Yeah. >> Love is mysterious. >> That's a That's wild. I always am like. what are the things we're doing now that. we're going to look back in 50 years and. be like remember in 2006 when they were. doing that. >> trans surgeries. >> 100% especially on children. >> Also having phones 24/7. Do you think. phones will be like cigarettes will be.

like. >> no no it'll be in your body by then. >> Oh right. >> It it'll be fun. They they'll be. laughing. Remember when you used to have. to carry your phone around, >> right? >> Back in my day, you could leave your. phone at a restaurant, >> right? Remember when you couldn't just. print from your mouth? >> Mhm. Remember when you could find a. phone and just make calls from it. because there was no passwords? If you found someone's flip phone, you. just open that [ __ ] up and start. calling people. >> Yeah. You have to shut your phone off. You'd have to go to the Verizon store. and go, "Hey, shut my [ __ ] phone.

off.". >> And by then it was just. >> Yeah. The guys calling China. >> Yeah. That was the other thing. You would have. roaming charges. Do you remember those? >> Yes. Also, remember when you lost your. phone and that was it? >> Oh, yeah. >> Now I can find my phone within my own. house. It'll tell me what room it's in. >> Well, not only that, if I don't find my. phone, I could just go to the Apple. store and my phone is in the cloud and. then instantaneously I get a new phone. that's the same phone as my old phone. with all my messages, all my notes,

>> which is even more My notes are more. important than my messages cuz I keep so. many material ideas. >> But you back them up. Oh yeah, always. This episode is brought to you by. Visible. Have you heard of Visible? It's. the oneline wireless with unlimited data. and hotspot for $25 a month. Taxes and. fees included, all on Verizon's 5G. network. It's the ultimate wireless hack. to save money and still get great. coverage and a reliable connection. Got. a resolution to save? Kick 2026 off.

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back them up, but I use other apps as. well. I use Evernote. I back them up. >> Oh yeah, I like Evernote and Elephant. was one I was using for a while. Uh it's. like same thing like organiz help helps. like organize because you can also. search like by keyword, >> you know, cuz sometimes like I've look. >> mom brain you know is real. Uh but I. think it's kind of good. I think it's. like it's like a software update. It's. like deleting [ __ ] I didn't need to be. remembering. Anyway, >> that's a nice way of coping, >> you know? Like my hippoc campus was just. full of So, I actually in some ways feel.

like you might be smarter if you forget. half the [ __ ] you know, cuz half the. [ __ ] we learned has been debunked. anyway. Like half of like science in. history like is not even. So me. unknowing it might even make me smarter. Like. >> Andrew Huberman was having a. conversation with a professor at. Stanford and he said, "What percentage. of what's in medical journals and what's. taught in school is no longer. applicable?" He said at least 50%. >> Unbelievable. >> At least 50% of the stuff that they were. telling people. Like look, they just.

turned the food pyramid upside down. yesterday. >> The food pyramid. Not only did it used. to just be like like brand muffins. It. was just. >> rice like bear claw. Like what the [ __ ]. Like. >> Yeah. You need spaghetti. That's number. one. Spaghettiio's at the base. >> So crazy. >> Ravioli slightly above that. And. remember they had just had a fish with. like eyeballs like what? That's actually. probably a good one now. But um. >> but at the top, you know, now like the. littlest amount of stuff you're supposed.

to get is grains and you're supposed to. get meat and eggs at the bottom, which. was always. >> I mean, look, there was a study that was. like widely criticized fairly recently. that labeled Froot Loops as being. healthier than ground beef. >> But who sponsored that study? >> That's the thing about all these things. It's like, who are these people? And can. I see them naked? >> Yeah, that's it. >> Take your [ __ ] clothes off. Let me. see what you look like. >> That's my same thing about quotes. You. know how like we're in this quote. culture where you'll just see like and. you probably don't have this in your.

algorithm, but it's like inspiring. quotes. And I'm like, I need to know who. said it. >> I need to know who said it. >> A lot of times it's fake. You You'll see. quotes attributed to Einstein. Sure. >> And then I'll try to find out if it's. real and it's not. >> Right. Right. Right. But it's just sort. of like it's like. >> slightly anti-semitic quotes, you know? You're like, >> hm. Oh, >> Aristotle really say this, >> right? Right. The Stoics. Yeah. Like. I don't know, man. Um, but uh. >> they weren't even Jews back then. What. the [ __ ] is this guy talking about?

>> I'm going to unfollow Ari Shafir once. and for all. Um, but that it said. General Mills on it. It said GM on the. side when we were all looking at this. pyramid. We knew that General Mills put. this pyramid out and we didn't even. think that there was a conflict of. interest there. Well, do you know how. the whole Kelloggs like serial thing. came about? >> The Jerry Seinfeld movie? >> No. Kelloggs. Do you do you know like. why he decided to make sugar like these. bland cereals?

>> Why? >> To keep people from masturbating. >> Sick. >> That was the whole idea behind it. To. give people bland food so that they. wouldn't get aroused. >> Is that what causes erections? Asking. for a friend. >> Yes. Is that how the only way? The only. way to turn my guy on. Yeah. Spicy food. Put it on your [ __ ]. >> Really? He's in. >> Because I remember the the Seinfeld. thing was the post. That was Pop-Tarts. So this is how actual cereal was. invented. >> Cereal. Breakfast cereal. Kellogg's. breakfast cereal specifically. He was.

like some sort of a weird Puritan. Hey, let's let's look it up because he had. some really bizarre ideas. But the. primary idea was that if you feed kids. bland food, it would stop them from. being horny. >> Kids, do kids get horny? I'm sorry. >> Hell yeah. >> Like 13, 14. >> Okay. Okay. Got it. I got teens. >> Well, as soon as the hormones start. going, I remember being like, where is. all this coming from? Like you're all of.

a sudden horny like where you were never. horny and then all of a sudden you're 12. and it starts coming on like a storm. Yeah. >> And then you're 13 like what the [ __ ]. >> And all your female teachers want to. [ __ ] you. >> Depends if you live in Florida. >> They're all just letting you motorboat. them between periods. >> I think you made that wrong, Bobby. >> Yeah, it is. Once you have a kid, like. it really is. I feel so cliche like. about the ways you change once you have. a kid. Everyone warns you and you're. like, "Okay, okay." I mean, you really. look at every authority figure around.

kids differently. Every teacher, every. coach, you're just like, "What are you. what are you in this for?" Like, you're. not in it for the money, right? >> You're getting paid nothing. You don't. have kids to go to the school. Like, what are you up to, dude? >> Indoctrinating kids. Here it is. Brand. flakes. >> No, Kellogg's brand flakes were not. created to stop kids from getting horny. But the broader Kellogg's serial story. is tied to some very weird anti-ex ideas. from the 19th and 20th century. Kellogg's brand flakes were introduced. in 1915 as a high-fiber breakfast cereal. market as a health food aid digest and.

promote better for you breakfasts. >> Where the sex myth comes from. John. Harvey Kellogg, a physician and 7th Day. Adventist, there it is, did believe that. bland, plain diets, especially cereal. and nuts, could help reduce sexual. desire and masturbation. And he pushed. those ideas at his sanitarium. So what. the [ __ ] is the no, it's a myth. It's. not a myth. This was his idea. He. believed it and he sold that stuff. How. can they say that's a myth? >> Can you imagine how hard the publicists.

at Kelloggs are working? >> Yeah. Because. >> to make sure that's not on the internet. >> That's why it's listed saying that it's. a myth. That's the only reason why. Perplexity is getting confused because. there's a bunch of propaganda saying. it's not. All you have to do is look at. the first thing. John Harvey Kellogg. believed that plain bland diets could. help reduce sexual desire and. masturbation. And he sold plain bland. food. >> And back then, cereal was pretty much. just for kids. So, you can already. assume that it's going to be targeted at. kids. >> These beliefs are most closely.

associated with early flake cereals like. corn flakes and his general biological. living health philosophy, not with brand. flakes spec whatever. >> Uh, so how true is the rumor? It is fair. to say that some of Kellogg's early. serial experiments were influenced by. his belief that plain foods could. encourage sexual restraint. So, it is a. good rumor. So, why are they saying that. it's not that it's a myth? I typed in. brand instead of corn flakes and it's. just. >> Oh, brand. There's flakes. >> It was It was the bland. Bland, not. Did. you think I said brand?

>> I mean, I typed in brand cuz I. >> I meant bland. >> But yeah, I know. >> But bran is like a little bit more. flavorful. I used to really like brand. cereal. >> I love raisin brand. It's delicious. >> Raisin Bran is the bomb dity. >> It's so filling. It's so good. >> Especially frosted raisin br with the. sugar. I would I would and we would pour. sugar on it too cuz we always thought. sugar just gave you cavities. Nobody. thought it was killing you. So we take. scoops of sugar and just throw it on. those [ __ ] raisin bread. >> Frosted flakes was my [ __ ].

>> Oh yeah. I was a big Captain Crunch man. myself. >> Peanut butter. >> Oh yeah. >> Captain Captain Captain Crunch. >> Captain Crunch. >> We used to mix White Trash Till I Die. Apple Jacks with Cinnamon Toast Crunch. >> Oo, those are good ones. >> Now what? RFK. >> Now what? Yeah, you better let me keep. having those. You know, I don't think. you should ban those, man. >> I think like it's important to have. restraint and to have the option to do. something. And then. >> how about have a little [ __ ]. discipline. >> every That's it. That's it. >> Yeah. How about give me the Froot Loops.

with the dye? I want to look at pretty. colors. >> Mhm. >> I want my [ __ ] to be neon. >> I'm not going to get cancer if I eat one. bowl. Okay, shut up. >> That's the other thing. It's like the. stress is the worst for us. So, the. stress about like should I eat it? Should I is worse than just eating it? I. was just talking to a friend who has. suffered multiple heart attacks from. stress. His doctor says there's nothing. wrong with his arteries, right? >> And he's gotten these heart attacks. because literally his his body. constricts. He's in like a very serious.

situation and his body constricts so. heavily that his arteries [ __ ] close. up and he has heart attacks. So, what is. the difference like between because I'm. all about like good stress on your body. like exposing yourself to good stress. and then bad stress? Your body knows the. difference, right? Bad stress is going. to be like the cortisol and then good. stress. >> that's like adrenaline, right? >> Well, I'm hoping you're going to cut me. off. >> Hermetic effect like so the hermetic.

effect is like there's an argument with. certain foods, right? There's an. argument against certain foods like that. they have phytochemicals in them. So. what they have is like an actual toxin. that discourages predation, >> right? But some of that is actually has. a hermetic effect and it's actually good. for you. Like. >> uh what's a good one? Uh broccoli. sprouts, you know what does that have. phosphoropane? What is it? >> What is the word? >> I can't remember the the photo.

beneficial. No, photosynthesis is how. they convert sunlight into. >> food. So, but like when you're doing. good stress like exercise and. >> sulfurophane, is that what it is? >> Yeah, I think you just said it as I was. I think that's the word. >> I think it's sulfurophane. >> Is that it right there on the screen? >> Sulfurophane. >> Yeah, sulfurophane. A plant compound. formed when you chew or chop broccoli. sprouts which activates an enzyme that. converts a precursor called uh glucanin.

into sulfurophane. Broccoli sprouts have. far higher levels of gluc. glucoraphanin. glucoraphanin and mature than mature. broccoli which is why they are such a. concentrated source of sulfurophane. >> So you're eating the plant stress that's. >> well plants do release chemicals. You. want to hear a crazy one? This is really. nuts. >> Plants are intelligent in some sort of a. weird way. And one of the things they. found is that if like say if a giraffe.

is eating certain bushes y. >> um and they're they're eating them. upwind and so the wind comes down and. the other plants recognize that they're. being consumed and so they change their. chemical profile to make them. disgusting. >> Starts tasting bad. Horses, same thing. Horses will all be grazing in one place. and then they'll just pivot out of. nowhere and you're like, "What's going. on?" And they'll move to different. grass. >> Yeah. It's like the grass realizes that. it's happening. Oh my god, it's a grass. apocalypse. >> It like lets off some kind of, you know,

acid or something. >> Nuts. >> Wild. >> So, this is the argument against. consuming plants that all the carnivore. people use is that there's these. chemicals like find out what the. chemicals they talk about. What are the. chemicals that uh carnivore diet people. think are dangerous from plants? >> H. >> the idea is that plants can't defend. themselves. They're stationary. And so. what they do is they release things that. make them disgusting. >> Got it. Yeah, makes sense. It is like, you know, after having being pregnant, I.

kind of just surrendered to being like, what if I just ate what I craved? Like, let me just let my body wisdom or. whatever like kind of go, you know? And. it was sourdough bread, not regular. bread, just sourdough, which I wonder if. that's allowed on the pyramid. >> It's a lot better for you, >> right? >> Yeah. >> Sourdough bread, eggs, and meat. No. salad. Like, it made me like nauseous to. like even think about salad. But maybe. that was just my blood type or whatever. it was. >> My wife was really into frozen pizza.

rolls, those little disgusting things. And I would buy them for her. I'm like, are you sure? >> That is a Texas [ __ ] Like through and. through. >> Carnivore diet advocates advocates often. argue that many common plant compounds. are toxic or anti-nutrients that harm. digestion hormones and or nutrient. absorption. Uh carnivore influence. usually group these under umbrella. anti-nutrients or plant defense. chemicals. Oxalates is one for sure. >> Oxalates is terrible for you. Um, but. the way to get around that is cooking.

them. >> So, like this is like I used to eat I. used to always drink uh kale smoothies. >> I used to take kale and throw it in. there with garlic and ginger and drink a. smoothie every day. >> Then you left LA. >> No, I I mean I felt fine doing it. I. never got kidney stones or anything like. that. But then I I started reading about. oxalates and then I had a bunch of. people on that told me that you can get. kidney stones. And I did actually get my. blood work done and it was high in. oxalates. >> But also that's from almonds. I eat a. lot of I used to eat a lot of almonds.

>> Lectins, grains, beans, nuts. There it. is. Promote leaky gut, autoimmunity, and. general gut irritation. >> Uh phitates, what is that? Uh phytic. acid, grains, legumes, and nuts. criticized for binding materials that. that uh and reducing their absorption. tannins or other polyphenols described. by some meat advocates as additional. plant defenses that can inhibit nutrient. absorption or act as proxidants. But one.

of the things that I've heard from. people that are pretty knowledgeable is. that the issue might not be the actual. plants itself. It might be pesticides. >> That's the other thing that's they say. the worst thing you can eat at a. restaurant anywhere is salads because. it's just covered in pesticides. Like I. am washing my fruit and vegetables more. than I wash my own body. >> See if this is true because I read this. that 100% of all California wines tested. poss tested positive for glyphosate. >> and in out in Malibu Rathon because.

there was a Rathon plant. >> Oh yeah. >> Uhhuh. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And [ __ ] Actually. >> rocket dine used to be in my. neighborhood. >> Wild. >> Yeah. I wonder if I got juiced up. Remember when I went out and before I. had a kid and I was just fighting people. over rescuing giraffes. I had an. instinct to mother and I was just. mothering everything except an actual. baby including giraffes and the wine. that was made up there at that place. Malibu Safari tested positive for Rathon. and people were getting sick. >> for Rathon. How do you test positive for.

rad? >> Okay, they tested 10 and a 2016. investigation by ABC7 News Beyond. Pesticides reported that 10 out of 10. California wines tested positive for. glyphosate. >> Whoa, that's nuts. >> I'm obsessed with these sort of health. uh and wellness sort of myths and where. do they like wine's good, red wine's. good for you? Like what alcoholic like. made that popular? Remember, it's like. it's got resveratrol. It's this. It's.

like the amount you would need to get. the amount of resveratrol that would. make a difference is would kill your. liver anyway. But like dark chocolate's. good for you. Like these things we just. like last. >> I think dark chocolate is good for you. though. >> Is it? >> Yeah. I think that's legit. I don't. think wine is necessarily bad for you. I. think alcohol is bad for you. But I. think it also loosens you up and makes. you happy, which is better for you than. being sad. >> depending on where you are, right? So, if you were with a group of people, like. you and I and a bunch of friends went. out to dinner, we all had wine, we're. laughing our asses off, that would.

probably be really good for you. >> And it removes a little bit of the. ability to, and that was always my. thing, like I don't I've three three and. a half years off pretty much anything. I. mean, I was pregnant, I have a kid, like, you know, I got to be focused like. a toddler is just like suicidal, like. I'm, you know. Um, but, uh, you know, I. think with at least I'll just speak for. myself, my brain, a glass of wine, I'm. just able to be present without going, is this a good joke? What should I write. about? I It just takes off that like. sort of like interior anthropologist. narrative that is like I always have to. be categorizing things and filing things.

as jokes or cross- referencing things. and you know filing things away for. future standup. And I. >> that's the thing, right? It's because. you always need new jokes. >> It's like you're always farming. >> and when you hear something that's like. that'd be such a good premise. It's like. ah, you know, sometimes I'll just like. do what you do. I'll put it in notes to. just file it away just so that I'm not. thinking about it so much. But The only. thing that keeps me sane. >> cuz if I don't do that, if if I don't. it's going to get away from me. >> Same. >> I have like at least my family knows. like sometimes I'll jump up from the.

dinner table and I have to run away. because I know it's slippery. >> I'm like this idea is slippery. I'll be. right back. I got an idea. >> Let me just write it down. Let me just. write it down. >> I have to write it down. I come back and. I don't tell them the idea because it's. usually they're like, "What?". >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Trust me, it's going. to sound bad now. No. >> Okay. Jews Jews do run the meat. Just. let me let me flesh it out. this idea. about Jews and blacks. Um, but yeah, as. long as I'm able to write it down, then. I can be present. >> Then you know you saved it. Neil uh. Brennan used to say that his joke book.

was basically like a net for catching. ideas. >> Love it. I have one. >> Great idea. Great premise. >> Promise. I have a joke like I'll write. it down in my uh like a notebook, but. I'll of course leave it somewhere and it. just looks like my suicide note. It's. just like words. That's just like. Keeles, >> you know, aziottomy. Like it's just. crazy words. Um, but and that's the. other thing that I think having a kid. gave me that I didn't even know was. possible, which is what I thought like. weed or, you know, a glass of wine or. whatever before was I've always just. been trying to figure out how to get. present, like be in the present moment,

you know. Um, which by the way, is there. a biological basis for being in the. present moment? Probably. It's probably, you know, was uh, you know, a detriment. back in the day. You wanted to be like. two steps ahead or this is what just. happened and like eating that berry was. bad. Like being in the present moment. probably got you killed back then. But. >> that's what they think ADHD is about. It's about being a persistent hunter. We. have a a problem with the software that. we're running and perhaps maybe the. computer. So the last few episodes. >> Jamie, please cut my audio. Reddit will. love this episode.

>> They don't love anything. >> Just cut me out of it. >> There's a bunch of people I'd like to. see naked. >> All the negative reneometers like you. guys need to go outside. Touch grass, babes. I look at those guys. and I'm always just guys, girls, whoever. Like I meant I go on Reddit, but like. >> they're non-binary. All of them. >> I always think like if we didn't get to. do what we do, would we be doing that? >> 100%. I would. I always say that like. when people are like really mean to. celebrities online in comments, I'm.

like, I would do that. >> 1,000 1 million%. If I was 16 years old. and I had a [ __ ] Twitter account, I'. Yeah, [ __ ] you. >> Like, hey, [ __ ] Like, yeah. >> Oh, yeah. I'd be going after everybody. I would 100%. That was all. Especially. if I get them to respond, right? >> I'd be like, "Woo, I got him on the hook. Look at this.". >> And then like Kimmel would like read. negative comments on his show. Like you. can get on a show. >> is which is by the way what's happening. with like crowd work. People come to. shows now trying to get in a crowd video.

>> just heckling and yelling. >> Yeah. Yeah. Especially if the someone is. known for responding to hecklers. >> Oh no. The first four rows are people. that are like in hair and makeup. They. have like hats on, like their tits are. out, like they're ready with they're. like, "Hey, bitch." And I'm like, "I'm. not filming this show, guys. Sorry.". >> People just want to be a part of. something. >> Do you want to know where I'm from? It's. like, "I don't I don't care. I'm in. Austin. I know you live. I don't give a. shit." Like, >> well, that's the weird thing about. social media and the internet in general. is that everyone has a voice now, which.

is great. And it's also terrible. Yeah. >> It's both things. It's great because. some people emerge from that voice. Just. like we were talking about memes. I some. of the hardest laughs that I get during. the day are these memes that anonymous. people have created and someone sends me. >> and I'm like same. >> and then I send them to people. I don't. know who the [ __ ] made it. >> Can we pause one second again? I It's. now not recording the audio even though. we can hear everything. It just stopped. all of a sudden. >> Did it record any of what we just said. cuz that was it is still going. It is.

still going. It's just not. >> I'm going to trust it. It's just not. visually showing up. We'll trust it. >> Oh boy. Sorry. >> Having a conversation about being in the. present moment and being like, "Wait, you didn't record that.". >> Yeah. >> I was being so present. Damn it. Now I. have to. >> It's I I think, you know, we're in this. weird transitionary period where we have. a new technology and that allows. everyone to have a voice. And I think. overall it's very good because you have. more voices. And. >> it's just people have to discern what's. a valuable voice and what's not. And you.

know, that's where I tell people, don't. read the [ __ ] comments. It's not good. for you because you're getting too many. nonvaluable voices. And if you've done a. good job of curating your environment. and curating your friend group, you've. eliminated all these people that are. really shitty and bitter and jealous and. nasty and and and. also like have no ability to look at. themselves. >> Yeah. But also like to all my like I was. just on did Norman's podcast with Samuel.

and they were talking about the comments. and I was like guys. >> like I've said worse things to you than. any of these comments. Like we're. comics. We all sit around and are so. much meaner to each other. >> Of course we are meaner about other. comics and our oh god we worst [ __ ]. ever. >> Totally. It's just sort of like nothing. in this comment section is worse than. what Tony Hinchiff just said to me on. the phone. in a conversation. You laughed to I just. talked to Tim Dylan for an hour. Like I. have no self-esteem left. Like this is. like a warm hug. Like my comment section.

is where I go for compliments at this. point. But. >> sometimes I forget that when I'm hanging. out with normies, >> you know, and I'll just drop a bomb. >> Yeah. Same. Same. >> Look at their face like, "What the [ __ ]. did you just say?" I'm like, "I thought. we were talking shit.". >> No, I No, I did that yesterday. I was checking into the hotel and we're. in Texas. My mom's from Texas. whatever. And this uh this dude that works there. was wearing like like cowboy boots, like. solid cowboy boots. And I was like, "Oh, sick cowboy boots." I mean, like they're.

just high heels for men, but like cool. that you guys call them like cowboy. boots. And he was just like and I was. like, >> "Oh, you you're going to fight me." Like. this is not I can say that to like Tony. Hingcliffe because I'm always like, "Hey, you moved to Texas so that you. could wear heels like so basically wear. cowboy boots all the time." Ah, he was. going through a period of time where. he's wearing nothing but cowboy hats and. cowboy boots on stage, >> dude. And then like a Gucci like like. tracksuit. >> Like name a person that that knew less.

about what to do with their money than. Tony. >> He's doing now. He's wearing vests. He. wears vests all the time. It's a. thousand degrees outside. >> Bulletproof vest after the He was at the. Trump rally. Smart. The Puerto Ricans. have guns, homie. >> The Puerto Ricans love him. Yeah, they. do. They really. >> If there's any group of people that are. great at talking [ __ ] it's Puerto. Ricans. >> It's like Jennifer Lopez cut to her like. crying cuz she's like, "What are jokes?". >> Um, but yeah, I I love. >> She doesn't count. >> So, I have You made your will. >> Oh, yeah.

>> Okay. So, I'm making my will soon, which. as soon as you have a kid, they're like, "Make a will or else your craziest. family member is gonna like get your. son, you know, which and I have them.". >> And um and I am I allowed to make a fun. like I want to make like a funny will. Like I want to give Brian Holtzman like. a million dollars just to see what he'll. do with just to look down from heaven. and just see him with like. >> he probably buy suspenders or something. >> just calf implants like just like like. seeing what Tony did with his money like. watching all these comics like Bobby Lee.

he just like shows up in like women's. shoes like he'll just be in like you. know those like golden goose sneakers. They're like $700. They're bedazzled. >> He wears bedazzled sneakers. >> Well they're like golden goose. Do you. know these shoes? >> Yeah. I have a pair of golden goose. >> Yeah. They're like shimmery with like. leopard. >> Oh, I It's weird because Golden Goose, they come out worn out. Like you buy I. bought them in Aspen. Yeah. >> You buy them worn out and everybody was. really into it. I'm like they're already. pre-worn. Like this is weird. >> It's like when you did like bought jeans. with holes in them like ahead of time.

Like. >> I never did that by the way. >> Yeah. >> No, that's not that's a lie. I did it. for a while and then I was like what was. wrong with me? >> Yeah. But I I like holes in the uh uh. knees cuz you can move around more. Like. that's actually useful. always cut. holes. >> Oh, you need to buy like stretchy jeans. >> You know what? I did start buying. stretchy jeans and this is actually the. worst thing I've done since becoming a. mom. You just become such a dork. Except. your wife. Your wife is just like, she's. like my hero. I'm like, how do you stay? Why are you so hot? Like, you're my mom. You're like allowed to just look like. Rachel Matau, but you do this. Like, I.

need to get back on the horse cuz I. started buying sweatpants that look like. jeans. >> And I'm just like, what am I doing? Like, it's just. >> Well, there's a bunch of jeans like that. that you can get now. What are those? Oh, they're called perfect jeans. >> Those are really good. I got a few pairs. of those. I think that's what they're. called, right? Perfect jeans. >> Like stretchy guys. >> Yeah, those are great. Uh Revtown. Revtown makes a great pair. They're. great. >> Yeah. >> Uh barbell barbell jeans. They're nice. >> Yeah, they're made for people with big.

thighs. >> Yeah, >> cuz my jeans wear out in the middle. >> cuz my thighs are always rubbing. together. >> Right. Right. Oh, like in the. >> That's where they tear open. They wear. out. >> Yeah. I. >> I need and I need to be st I need to I. can't wear something that I can't kick. somebody in. >> But also, [ __ ] yes. [ __ ]. >> Um, so good to be in Texas where the. real men are. That's how they think. Um, my fiance. >> I was thinking like that always. >> all your whole life. It's so funny. My. fiance is like he's just you don't.

realize till you date a like very. straight guy that you've only dated gay. guys. >> Very straight guy. >> Like I I always was like, "Oh, good. Metrosexual." Like my dude, my favorite. thing to do is ask him what he's. thinking about. Not like what are you. thinking about? Like hoping it's me or. like our wedding or something. I'm just. like fascinated. I'm on the edge of my. seat. And uh it's usually like if I. could fight that guy like. >> or the Roman Empire. >> Yeah, the My god, dude. I. >> just like jerking off thinking about. tigers tearing apart criminals. Like.

what about the Roman Empire exactly? That's so crazy when you think about it. I mean, didn't didn't species go extinct. >> because of the Roman Empire. >> Because of the uh coliseum fights? >> I don't believe that's true. I I've. never heard that. >> When I did like a tour of it, they said. that, but I'm sure they were just trying. to. >> Yeah, they're trying to juice you up. Well, let's find out. >> Even if they did, how could they prove. it? I guess it's. >> Well, they don't really There's a lot of. like speculation that's probably. erroneous about why certain animals went. extinct, including woolly woolly. mammoths. >> Also, there's a lot of animals out there.

that maybe you guys can't find. We. don't. Oh, yeah. We don't know. Like, oh, okay. Not to bring up California, but have you seen this doomsday fish? >> What's that? >> It's a fish that only appears when an. earthquake's about to happen. >> Oh, great. >> And they're and they're coming up around. Monterey in California. It's like It's. like a syringe with fins. >> Really? >> You know these like fish at the bottom. bottom of the ocean that we. >> Oh, and they're getting away from the. bottom cuz they feel that it's coming. >> They're like coming up to the surface. They're seeing.

>> I've never heard of this before. But my. brain also goes like maybe they've been. around and you just haven't seen them. But. >> that's true. It's not like we have. cameras down there 24 times. Yeah. >> Coliseum animal fights did not clearly. drive any species to global extinction, but they did help wipe out or severely. reduce some regional populations and. subspecies. >> Like what? >> Beast hunts killed animals on a huge. scale. Ancient sources describe. thousands of animals killed in single. festivals and tens of thousand over. imperial reigns. Modern historians argue.

that this sustained demand contributed. to local or regional disappearances, especially when combined with hunting, habitat loss, and warfare. Well, that. like just what they did in America with. market hunting. >> They almost wiped out everything. >> Yeah. >> In uh America because no one had ice, right? So, you had to get meat every. day. So, they wiped out almost all deer. >> They wiped out elk from Elk used to be. in all 50 states and now they're only in. a few. It wiped out almost all of them.

>> And this is fascinating to me that just. the Roman coliseum thing because I think. that my brain always does whenever it's. like, "Can you believe people in the. comments are trashing Sabrina Carpet or. whatever?" It's like, "Yeah, people used. to go watch, >> you know, people have their limbs torn. apart by lions and sit there and like. cheer and suggest they would yell out. how to kill people like that." You know, they would go watch at the town square. people get hanged. Like this is right on. time. They'd watch people have sword. fights. >> This is the most humane version of.

publicly shaming people we've done thus. far. >> It's just like you suck. Like that's. like. >> right. It just hurts your feelings. >> Yeah. >> Right. And it only hurts your feelings. if you read it. >> But I also don't think anyone has only. made a comment on Joe Rogan or only on. mine. I don't think it's like just. personal. >> Well, there's probably one schizophrenic. person that just concentrates on you. >> Yeah. Oh, no. I have many of those. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But there there's most people are just. >> But I don't think they're normal with. everyone else. And then, you know, >> well, that's the argument that some. people have that I completely disagree.

with, that you should, it should be your. name. Everyone should know who's posting. that and that you shouldn't be allowed. to post an anonymously. My problem with. that is that eliminates all. whistleblowing. >> Oh, good point. >> You know, you're working at some defense. contractor and you know they're they're. doing something horrible. >> or whatever. You're working for some oil. company and you know they're doing. something evil. No, you can't you can't. have completely anonymous. I mean, you. can't have uh only uh like recognized.

accounts where you know the exact person. who's posting things because sometimes. you need to have anonymous sources. >> but also it's you know essentially like. I'm always uh interested in you know. finding the um like aquamous uh real. life version of something digital. So. it's like negative things in the comment. section. That's like being at a football. game and someone being like Tom Brady. you suck. Like he obviously doesn't. suck, >> right? >> You're wear you're wearing a Patriots. jersey. Like you obviously love him. You're just like being an idiot, you. know? It's kind of like. >> How about UFC fans? Some of them are the.

worst. They're like he's a [ __ ] He. fights. >> for a living. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. You don't even. >> He fights in his underwear barefoot in a. [ __ ] cage for a living and you're. calling him a [ __ ]. >> That's right. People I mean and also. think about what it would take for you. to stop and leave a shitty comment. you. would have to be in such a dark dark. place to like need to just like throw a. stray at someone. And like I like to. think of as like a weird service. And. maybe this is just me trying to like. sublimate it into something positive. because like being a female comedian on. the internet's like pretty wild. And um.

it's like I signed up to make people. happy or make people laugh or give. people some kind of escape from their. life. And if you hating me or saying. some mean [ __ ] gives you like a hit of. like great. I don't think I came into. comedy being like everyone has to love. me like that. >> It's not possible. >> Yeah. >> People hate Chappelle. It's literally. not possible. >> The people I know that take the biggest. risks and that, you know, are. polarizing. Like I think the most. interesting comics are polarizing. So if. everyone liked me, I'd probably be. pretty boring. And.

>> well, there's a few people that don't. take risks that are hilarious that. aren't polarizing at all. Like Nate. Bargotti. >> or Gaffigan, but Gaffast Sebastian, but. Gaffigan got really polarizing when he. went political. A lot of people come mad. at him for that. >> That's right. >> But I think he was drunk. >> Oh, interesting. He did a. >> I'm pretty sure he was drunk. >> He likes to throw him back. >> Was he doing online though? Wasn't he. like doing online or was he doing it. live? >> Oh, he was on Twitter. >> Oh, he was on Twitter. >> during the the Trump. He went crazy and.

he lost like a giant chunk of fans. People turned on him. >> You know, he's the Hot Pockets guy and. all he's like involved in politics. It's interesting when that that kind of. I think that as a comic like it's you. know and you do something sort of. different here but I never you know to. take a side just feels so weird. It just. feels so bizarre uh because I think it's. really our job to be able to defend the. indefensible just even as an exercise. and to you know to be able to deeply.

believe that two things can be true at. once. >> I think it's the opposite of what wokies. do with animals. So with wokies, with. animals, they're like, "Adopt, don't. shop.". >> I think with your ideas, you should shop. around. Don't adopt. Don't adopt like. all the ideas that the left has or all. the ideas that the right has. Shop. around. >> Also, breeders are bad. So rescue a dog. from a breeder if you need to. >> Right. Well, some look, breeders are.

bad, right? Okay. I have the best. [ __ ] dog in the world, and he came. from a breeder. >> Some are good, some are bad. Some. rescues are good. Some some of the worst. people on earth are animal rescue. people. Some of the worst people on. earth work in charities, you know. >> That's a fact. >> That's a fact. >> That's a fact. Did you see the data. about the LA fire money and where it. went? >> Did you see the data of the What was it? How many billion was supposed to be. spent on homelessness removal? >> 24. 24 billion. But just unaccounted. for.

>> I'm not even mad. Just tell me where it. is. How do you even hide? How do you. know? But I I want to show you this. Did. I ever send it to you, Jamie? >> I don't know. >> I I know. I saved it because it's so. crazy. >> It was like there was a concert. It was. like. >> Yeah, it $100 million, but where it went. is literally absolutely nuts. >> I'm going to find it. >> Oh, and Jamie, did you find that. doomsday fish? I just want to make sure. >> An article about it from 20 a couple. years ago that said it shows up when in.

>> Doomsday Fish. Yeah, there was one up in. Monterey. They said that came. >> I'm obsessed with the fish that we don't. know about. >> Okay, I just sent it to you Jamie. So, the House Judiciary Committee. >> released a report um on the LA Fire Aid. concert. Among the findings, >> fire aid was used I mean, this is going. to I'm sorry. It's. >> okay. >> I don't know why I'm coughing. Fire aid. was used for activities such as voter. participation initiatives, podcast, they.

give $100,000 to podcasters. Approximately $550,000. in donations went to organizations. involved in political. >> That's moneyaundering. That's just. moneyaundering. >> $550,000. out of 100 million. Uh $250,000 was. directed towards programs benefiting. undocumented immigrants. Look at this. $100,000 to podcasters. I. want to know who the [ __ ] the podcasters. were that got a hundred grand. >> Yeah. What are you talking about? Like. >> like what does that mean? Like what did. they prevent fires with that money?

$500,000 was used to cover salaries. Bonuses. Imagine you got a bonus because. there was a fire. Consultant fees for. nonprofit. >> If it's a nonprofit, why are you giving. it money? >> And why are you giving them bonuses? Half a million dollars. Okay. Uh many. worthy nonprofits did receive grants. that were used to support victims. This. report provides lessons for the. distribution of uh or the dispersement. rather of any remaining fire aid funds. go down lower because it keeps. >> a good racket. Everyone I know that. works with a charity has like two houses.

like good for them because they don't. have to pay taxes either. >> There there's sorry there's more where. they they laid all this stuff out. So. this is uh Kevin Kylie who is what is. his um congressman from California. So. he's he's outlining this because he. tried to look it up. >> It's [ __ ] crazy. But I mean, some of that is [ __ ]. criminal. This This one drives me nuts. Organizations involved in political. advoc advocacy half a [ __ ] million. dollars.

>> Why is anyone advocating for politics? Like, what does that even mean? >> It's just stealing money. >> That's right. That's just. moneyaundering. That's. >> That's just stealing money. >> Wait. Fungus planting projects. What? >> To plant fungus. >> Fungus planting policy. What? fungus. planting projects. Just growing weed. Yeah, >> they're growing mushrooms. The best way. to keep people from doing this, man. >> This is what it is, dude. It's like. literally like uh everyone that's pissed. that their house got on fire, take these. mushrooms and you will realize.

materialism doesn't. >> It's all [ __ ] You're part of the. universe, man. >> We're all connected. Like if someone. else has a house, you have a house, too. Like. >> this is the universe telling you to get. the [ __ ] out of here. >> I mean, it is like a lot to process. I. mean, there's a point where you're kind. of like, my brain goes like when there's. nothing you can do about it, you're. like, what do I do? Like, do I just get. mad? Do I just look away? Do I become. the person that's retweeting [ __ ] and. just being that person? Like, you know,

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talk about it. It's going to be a. problem for these people. It's going to. be a problem during re-election and it's. supposed to be. They. >> they're monsters. These people are evil. They're really evil. >> Like what they're doing is stealing. money from people that decided they were. going to donate money because they. thought it was a worthy cause and it. wasn't a worthy cause. >> And also when the those fires happened, the idea that it was like donate. It's. like, well, you were just in a fire. zone, too. We pay enough taxes in. California to not have to have charities. to donate to fire victims,

>> right? >> Do you know what I mean? They charities. are such a scam because it's like, well, no, this is where our taxes should be. going to stuff. We shouldn't have to. have these charities where people are. donating money to help people. They. don't have money either. >> Well, it's a scam. And when you find out. where the money actually goes, that's. when it becomes a scam. When you find. out that the vast amount, like if you. have a hund00 million that gets donated. to legitimate charity, it's very likely. that only 30% or less is going to the. actual cause. >> And that person doesn't pay taxes on top. of that because the charity's a tax.

write off. my taxes aren't going to pay. for that cause and then you're not. paying taxes anyway and then I have to. give you extra money. It's just like. it's just such an charity culture is. just such a bizarre Does every country. have this charity culture? >> I don't know. Well, our charity culture. is really weird because of US aid. because US aid everybody thought of as. like, oh, it's aid. We're giving aid to. all these other countries. That's. important. People are going to starve. And then you realize like, oh no, it's. not US aid. It's US agency for.

international development. So a lot of. it is about overthrowing foreign. governments. A lot of it is about. funding these NOS that are supposedly. nonprofit but people extract the money. out of them. It's a lot of money. >> A lot of it is money laundering. >> Fascinating dude. >> It's so much Mike Benz is the guy to. follow on that. And Mike Benz is like. he's gone deep deep into all this [ __ ]. and uncovered an insane way. He said. that US aid is for things that are too.

dirty for the CIA. When it's too dirty for the CIA, they. send it off to a non-government. organization. That's an NGO. So an NGO. can do things that the government can't. do legally. >> So they'll go and use this money in a. way that the our government can't do it, but it's our government's money. So it's. your tax dollars go to do things that. the government's not allowed to do, and. the government just does it that way. through an NGO. And people profit. massively.

>> and money is just flowing around and no. one knows where it goes. Like the $24. billion that went to the homeless. problem in California where it only got. worse. >> I don't even get how you hide that much. money. I don't even get how you launder. it and hide. I mean that's like. >> it just shows you how crazy scams are in. this country. We're learning that out. about the Somali day. >> Oh yeah, the Minnesota thing. Yeah. >> But that's just one part of it. The. Somali daycarees in Minnesota is the tip. of the iceberg. California is way. bigger. So people are digging into the. problems in California now and they're. saying, "No, no, no. Whatever you. thought the fraud was, there was a guy.

that was running a dayare, a bunch of. daycarees, he had no one already in. California. No one at his organization, no kids, pulled up in a [ __ ]. Rolls-Royce when they were investigating. a Rolls-Royce. Couldn't even just get a. Lexus.". >> No, they can't they can't just be cool. It's like Dane Cook's brother or. whatever who stole from him like pulled. up in like a Bugatti. It's like you. couldn't really It was like something I. think something crazy like you couldn't. have just got an Acura. >> That's when he found out that his. brother was stealing from him. >> I think it was like a car that pulled up. like I know what I.

>> find out what what car that sunk Dan's. brother. By the way, he got out of jail. and the money's still missing. >> Stop. >> Yeah. He There's a a ton of money that. they never recovered. >> He might have hid it in a coffee. >> There's some real rich hookers in. Pensacola. I'll tell you what. >> He might have blown through all of it, but I'm pretty sure. I mean, you'd have. to ask Dne, but I'm pretty sure that a. lot of the money was unreovered. >> He donated it to the LA fire victims. Uh, yeah. It's like people that steal. like that. Like, it's like, um, from. what I understand, it's like kind of a. gambling addiction, too. It's like, I.

got away with this. Like, you get this. invincibility complex of like, and now I. can get away with this and then you just. get in over your head and you show up. one day in a [ __ ] you know, Ferrari. And everyone's like, huh? >> Did you ever see that um documentary The. 75? >> No. The 75 is all about the 75th. precinct in New York and how corrupt it. was. It's a really good documentary. I. had the guy who was the main guy, Michael Dow, who was a he who was a. corrupt cop. >> Love it. >> I had him on the podcast and he. explained it. He said the first day of I.

mean, if you watch the documentary, first day working, they threw a guy out. a building and killed him. And he was. like, "Shut the [ __ ] up.". >> Like, you know, you know what you saw. now. You didn't see [ __ ] right? You're. like, "Yeah, I didn't see shit." like. they killed a guy on his first day on. the job and he's like, "Okay, this is. this is I guess what we do." And so he. was selling drugs, robbing drug dealers, and showed up at work with a Corvette. He had a.

>> brand new badass Corvette. >> The Corvette under a blanket and just. drive a Honda to work like like you. could have gotten away with this. forever. >> Get an old pickup truck, stupid. I love that [ __ ] dude. I [ __ ] love. it so much. >> This guy shows up at his [ __ ] daycare. in a Rollsroyce. >> It was like the Wild Country guy. He. could have got away with that forever, but it was like the 56 like Bedazzled. Rolls-Royce. Everyone was like, I don't. know, man. Yeah. >> Yeah. He had a bunch of Rolls-Royces, >> but God told me I should have these.

Like, huh? I don't know. >> But the people are [ __ ]. That is one of the greatest things ever. by the people for the people. >> in the pause. >> dude. >> But the people. are [ __ ]. >> Tough titties. >> So So it's for the [ __ ] But so look. at this. 42.1. million. This is the guy. >> He's trying to cover the car with his. body. >> Well, this is p pull back and let's. let's hear what he says in the beginning.

of this because. >> I mean with all that money, maybe buy. some ompic too, homie. Ah, >> I He's eating good. Let me hear what he. says. >> Ever since Nick Shirley has done his. reporting in Minnesota, we have Iranian. daycare centers in California. Over. here, we have 1412 South Crescent. Heights, Creative Children Academy. Nobody has come in or out of this. facility in 9 months. Every window is. just boarded up because no one in LA has. kids. >> Look at this Rolls-Royce. >> Owner of this property. >> How did you get Where's the money sheet?

>> The way the door opens is so facility. Where did you get this car? Understand? How did you get the property? >> Yeah. Did you win the law? >> That's That's assault. Don't touch me. >> This looks fake. >> It really does. >> It looks fake as [ __ ]. >> It looks fake as [ __ ] This looks like. completely staged. There just the way he. walks up and grabs the car. What? When. you saw people with cameras and you. you've got a convertible. >> You would turn around. I think you would. just turn around. >> It's just too convenient. There's no one. there. Why is he there with that? Looks. fake. >> He's not wearing any brands. It's also.

there's something in my mind registered. his face when he started talking. >> Wait a minute. >> This is the guy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. >> So it's fake. >> Yeah. >> Oh. So. >> So I just. >> That was like That was like a staged. reenactment or something. >> Yeah. He It's It's horseshit. >> Yeah. >> This is like when I repost videos where. people have like seven fingers and I'm. like, >> "It's just bad acting." I saw his face. >> I saw his face. I'm like, "This guy's a. bad actor. This is like a Hallmark. special." Well, when he took off the. golf hat like douchebagger Vance like.

before to start his thing. >> That's just engagement fun. >> Yeah. Why you wearing a suit? Why you. wearing a suit? >> Meanwhile, people are sending that to me. like it's real. There it is. >> That thing. >> Yeah. >> But it's they want it to be real. >> Yeah. And by the way, you get to a point. with real and fake where you're just. like, it might as well be. You know, it. might as well be. >> But that guy, you could tell his face. was fake. He's like, what? >> Yeah, it was. >> How'd you get me? >> Yeah. >> Get out. This is private property. Like. this. push was a little [ __ ] for. someone who was about to lose. everything. Like the camera work was.

pretty good, too. >> It's just he's just being silly. Yeah. >> But there's always there's a lot of. that, too. That's a problem. It's just. like we live in a a strange world and no. one investigated where all this money. was going in the past. No one. investigated. You. >> couldn't. How could you? >> One of the things that Elon said to me, he said, "Medic fraud is the biggest. amount of money that's fraudulent in. this country." M. >> and he didn't want to even talk about it. cuz he was worried that people would. kill him. >> That's what he said on the podcast. He. goes, "I could go into this, but uh.

they'll kill me.". >> That's like someone saying they have. something they didn't have to get the. catastrophe insurance thing cuz like I. had a. >> There's a lot of that. >> Yeah. Like my dad had a stroke and that. you get like it was stolen by a family. member. The fraud is within my family, but um really that Yeah. That you get. like 20 grand Medicaid part B. I want to. say if you have like a stroke, it's. called a catastrophic event. They'll. just like give you like 20 grand or. something. >> Is it like that you like fake that or. something and then get that money type. of thing? >> Is that like what.

>> to fake a stroke? No. What it is is. Well, here's the the daycare thing. Like. that's part of it, you know, and then. there's a bunch of people that don't. exist that are getting Medicaid money. >> Right. Right. >> Yeah. And then there's uh autism. diagnosises, right? So they self. diagnose as autism. They open up an. autism center. They have a bunch of kids. in the autism center. to get money for. those kids. There's no autism. There's. no kids. It's all fake. >> Right. Right. Right. Right. >> There's also like there's there's these. fake scams where there there was one.

that they uncovered in Minnesota where. they were supposedly feeding an. exorbitant amount of children and there. was no kids. No one was going there, but. they were saying they were feeding like. 5,000 people a day. Sure. >> They didn't even have the capacity to. feed 5,000 people a day. There was no. food coming in there. But you know the. thing is the politicians the politicians. were getting so much money from these. people just from the Somali community. that owned daycare centers. The the. Minnesota politicians were getting $35. million last year. >> Is that is Tim Wall to blame for that? I.

I don't I don't know. >> Well, he just stepped down from his. reelection. That's not good. That's not. good. When you were almost the vice. president of the United States, >> you know how many people came at me? people that I'm like thought I was. friends with like acquaintances more. maybe but um I now realize they were. acquaintances when I made fun of Tim. Walls for going to China so many times. like which let me not get this wrong. it's definitely more than 10 more than. 10 or something that Tim Walls just like. went to China to go like which is. >> you know if you're going to have gone to.

China that many times and then run to be. the vice president why wouldn't you. >> why would you hide it number one why. wouldn't you lead with it as like a this. is one of our enemies I've been I know. the language like why wouldn't you. either lean into it, make it I'm an. expert on it and this is one of our big. issues. Like the fact that we all. pretended that he wasn't going to China. first of all on what salary are you. going to China every year. What What's. your. >> Was he a politician when he was doing. this? >> What's your miles program? >> Well, I could see if you were a. businessman. >> He was a teacher. >> He was a teacher. >> He was going with kids. He was taking.

kids to China. Uh. >> but I mean, doesn't that make sense. though that you're taking kids on a an. international trip so they can learn. about the world? >> Only China. Maybe that's his area of expertise. I'm. trying to like. >> But why not lead with it? I've been. steal it. I I know. Me, too. I do the. same where I'm like, why doesn't you. open with I've been to China 35 times. I. took kids there so they could learn. Mandarin because they're going to have. to interface with China later during. business. Like, it was just like this. thing where it's when someone else tries. to hide something, something that I. wouldn't have thought was untoward. I'm. like, "Well, hold on. Now it's weird,

right? >> And why can't I ask a question about. it?" Whenever I would say, "How many. times did you go to China?" Everyone's. like, "What? What?" And I'm like, >> "Well, here's the crazy one. When the. all the Somali daycare center came out, he started blaming white men for all the. crime. >> Sure. >> What about white men? Well, he's white. men with all the crime. He's trying this. that play woke playbook. >> What about me? I'm the criminal. I'm a. white guy. That's really what he's. saying. >> He's telling on himself right then and. there. >> What do you mean? He was basically. trying to say that it's racist. But it's. not facts aren't racist.

>> Like it's just clever. just if they what. if they did it themselves, >> you know, if they did it themselves, if. they were the ones that were. perpetrating the fraud. >> Sure. >> The real problem is if they didn't do it. themselves, who helped them fill out all. those forms? Who helped them organize. this? >> And is this a money laundering thing? And are they filtering this money into. other people's accounts? Are they. filtering into offshore accounts? Cuz. supposedly, here's another one. Supposedly they were sending money like.

on a regular basis back to Somalia and. they were catching them at TSA in. Minnesota. >> Sure. >> See if that's true. Jamie, >> it's a lot. It's a lot you guys. I mean. it's it's. >> you know I guess the also the other. question is when all this is going on. I'm like do I focus on this or like are. we going to war? Like. >> you know. >> Well you can only focus on so much. >> I know. That's the thing about the. internet. If you want to get outraged, it's there to feed you.

>> Yeah, totally. And then and then once. you click on something, they're just. going to keep feeding you more and more. of that. And I'm sort of like, is this. as big of a story as my algorithm is. telling me it is? Because I remember um. uh you know, and this is I think why. it's like more important than ever to be. on stage as much as possible to just. corroborate like a premise to make sure. that everyone even is aware of it given. our little echo chambers and stuff. But. remember when remember when Kla Harris. was like giving speeches that. >> it kind of seemed like she was shitfaced. like it just it sort of seemed like she.

was like slurring words or something. Those were, you know, that would come. and I was like doing this joke about it. before the election that was like, you. know, like maybe this is what we need. Like what's scarier than a, you know, a. alcoholic woman with no kids, you know, like she can just be calling up like. Putin in the middle of the night like, "Hey, faggot." Like she's just, you. know, and I was doing it. It was doing. well. Everyone got it. And then I was. somewhere in like New York City, I think. it was doing, and no one had seen that. video. People were like, "What are you. talking?" No one had seen had any.

awareness of that and I was it was kind. of bone chilling. >> cuz I'm like. >> well she's probably exhausted right. here's the other thing you're you're. running around you're doing so much. >> you're campaigning you're constantly. doing if you catch me and I'm really. tired I sound like I'm on pills. >> like [ __ ] know and you're probably a. little casual about everything because. you're doing something you're repeating. the same things over and over again. you're going to these places you're.

[ __ ] completely exhausted or you're. coming off of whatever they put you on. to keep you up. >> Yeah. Adrenaline and you know. >> it's also I think that they're used to. there's this old way of doing things. where you could say the same thing on. every platform and no one would cut it. all together and you know. >> that's it. Okay, here it is. I found it. I'm g send this to you Jamie because. this is a apparently a legitimate. source. >> I'm trying I'm looking up this the main. source they said they got it from. It. said Homeland Security officials told a.

source called Just the News. >> Uh, so I've never I'm just looking up. >> Well, this is the TSA. >> Yeah, that's what it says. Yeah. Federal. probe, hundreds of millions of dollars. inspected small cash and leaving. Minneapolis airport. It says that this. is the source of this story. So, I was. just trying to. >> find out if it was a legit source, >> what they were told. And. >> for sure, that money didn't just stay in. the community. if especially if they. didn't have the ability to organize this. and develop this scam, someone else.

helped them and those people were. getting money from it. So, how were they. getting the money? Were they getting the. money in cash? Was it being sent and. wired to offshore accounts? Like, how. are they doing it? >> It's clear that there's there's so much. money missing. It's in the billions now. >> It's bigger than the entire GDP of. Somalia just from Minnesota, allegedly. >> Wild. the entire GDP of a country, one. state's fraud is supposedly over the. course of, you know, x amount of days. that they they did this.

>> And is it true that the guy that. uncovered it was kind of like some guy. like it was like Nick Shirley kid? >> Yeah. This like in young kid. Yeah. >> Good for him. >> But I mean there there's the other. question like did someone. >> direct him towards this? Is this like. you know what I'm saying? Like is this. like did the Republicans set this up to. try to expose it? Is it. >> is it him just being an independent. journalist? He seems like a very smart. kid. I've seen him. He was on Patrick. Bet David's show. >> Yeah, >> he's a virgin. >> Why do we Why do we Why did he Why do we.

know that? >> Cuz he's uh religious. He talked about. it. He said he was a virgin. He said. they can't get him on anything. He can't. get me on sexual assault. I'm a virgin. You can't get me on anything. >> We can get you on being a virgin. >> Here's the article. Transportation SE uh. SE security administration flagged. nearly $700 million in cash detected in. passengers luggage leaving the. Minneapolis airport in the last two. years. That's crazy. >> That's probably it. Yeah, >> that's crazy. A massive massive cash. exodus believed to be tied to Somali.

immigrants and their money couriers. Homeland Security officials told Just. the News. >> So, who's the Homeland Security official. though? You know what I mean? >> I was reading through it. That first. statement doesn't say like all all flat. a it's sorry let me start this over. Some of these were a million dollars and. it says that they were legally declared. every time they did it. >> Right. But you could legally declare it. if it was cleared by whoever the [ __ ] is. involved in this fraud. Right. So if. you're donating $35 million last year, just last year in 2025 to Democratic.

politicians from these Somali daycarees, which I believe is true. That's I was. trying to look that up and couldn't find. out that. >> bundles of cash and luggage some as much. as a million dollars in a single trip. raised suspicions. M yeah this is the. part I don't that does I was like taking. each statement as it doesn't say that. those were each like that particular one. was a Somali person that could have been. someone going to Vegas could have been. someone going to buy a house. >> I don't know like I'm saying all 335. million. >> nobody buys a house with a million. dollars in cash. >> I'm not saying they did I'm just saying. but it could have been anybody could.

have been. >> buying a Bugatti. >> could have been a poker player going to. World Series of poker you know. >> Dan Cook's brother. >> I'm just sort of saying to be uh the I. don't know. >> Tony Henchcliffe going to the cowboy. boot store. >> it's conflating a bunch of stuff. together. It could have been every. single. >> just thenews.com. Is that a legitimate. organization? >> I pulled it up. >> Is that a far-right organization? Let's. look at their side articles and we'll. get a view of what their perspective is. >> Is that what you do looking. a little larger? Let's Let's see what. they Trump orders government to buy $200.

billion in mortgage bonds to lower. rates. That's pro right-wing. CDC misled. the public with study implying COVID. vaccines save healthy kids. UCLA expert. warns. also right-wing. USC's is another. sanctioned oil tanker in the Caribbean. Uh sanctioned oil tanker, not just oil. tanker. They were sanctioned right-wing. Maduro's ouster leaves China holding the. bag on oil investments. Right-wing, >> right? >> Also, what's an UCLA expert? >> What's the top one? Comrade. No, no,

larger. comrade Singham to face house. subpoena as his CCP tide network reveals. or leads rather renewed anti-ICE. protests. So it seems like this is a. very right-wing just the news seems like. at least le see just the news no noise. Yeah, house and house fails to override. Trump. >> veto statement which just said Minnesota. travelers alone. I was like, well, that. could be anybody from Minnesota. Then. >> Minneapolis travelers alone had 342.37.

million in their luggage in 2024. That's. a lot of money. Okay, let's find this. out. So, Minnesota travelers alone had. 342.37. million in their luggage in 2024. So, let's put into perplexity. How much. money did California travelers have in. their luggage in 2024? >> How many Bitcoin did California. travelers have in their [ __ ]. >> California travelers have in their. luggage. in 2024.

>> But who puts that. >> at the TSA? At TSA, >> does anyone ever measure your uh money. when you go through or count it? >> No. >> You're supposed to declare, I think, if. you have more than 10 grand. >> But we lied. Everyone lies. >> I know. I know. I know. But that's what. they said. But these were all, you know, >> but if I went through with with $1,000, they never would know. Or is it. >> So the amount cannot be determined from. available data. TSA and regulated. agencies track only limited categories. such as unclaimed money at checkpoints. or certain cash seizures. And these. figures are nationwide rather than. specific to California travelers or all.

money carried in their luggage. Okay. >> So how do they know that about. Minnesota? >> It's coming from one source. And that's. why I was like, why did they only tell. one source? Why wouldn't they have told. all the like why wouldn't they call Fox? Why wouldn't they call right. >> CNN? Why would they call? >> Also, it's this one very right-leaning. website, right? It's appears right. >> How do they ascertain cash someone's. carrying through a. >> Tennessee Star has it as well? >> They were just reporting the same. article. >> from just the news, right? So, that. that's another way that you can.

distribute propaganda. You have one. source and then you send that source out. and a bunch of other people repeat it. and said as reported by this one website. and that one website might be [ __ ]. >> I also like to look at the ads that are. on the surrounding uh the article. Exactly. If it's like gun safe, I'm like. this is rightwing. If it's like tampons. for men, I'm like I think this is a. leftwing one. Okay, got it. That always. kind of helps. That's wild. The um. >> uh I have a family member who works in. like kind of banking and I'm like what's. up with this oil? What's up with the.

China buying up all the silver? What are. we doing? Did you see the doomsday. plane? >> What's the doomsday plane? >> The doomsday plane that I mean could. just be a scia, but it's a uh the. doomsday plane. I think it went to. California. The one that. >> is in case of a nuclear event. It can. hold uh stay in the sky for a couple. days and self-refuel. Oh damn, it's made. my nipples hard just looking at it. It's. gorgeous. >> Jamie, >> doomsday plane. Jamie, can you pull up. this doomsday plane so people uh.

listening don't think I'm Roseanne? Okay. [Laughter]. >> Doomsday Trump's doomsday E4B plane. cited in Washington and Los Angeles days. after Maduro captured. >> But get that pretty picture up of it. I. mean that it looks. >> that's a terrible picture. Yeah, that is. the only picture. Well, that's them. citing it. But go back to the art. >> Look at this thing. >> That's the doomsday plan. >> What's that? Isn't that top with the. blue stripe? >> That's Wait a minute. They're all.

different. >> This is when they're selling it from. North Grumman. So, anybody can buy it. and then you get it at America's logos. on it, >> right? But it's also different in the. way it's built. Look at the top of it. Is that the escape pod at the very top. where they pop off and go to Mars? >> It's similar. >> inside the doomsday plane. Okay. So, what go back to the article like what is. the Well, we'll put it into perplexity. What is the capacity of the United. States Doomsday E4B plane? Like what. does it do? >> Can like stay in the air for a couple. days. It can refuel itself.

>> What is the capacity of the doomsday. plane the United States has? >> It's chock full of cocaine, ketamine. >> Elon made sure it's. >> mushrooms. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It accommodate a little over 100. people with typical published figures. ranging from about 108 mission crew up. up to roughly 111 to 112 total. passengers uh total personnel including.

flight crew and staff in official media. descriptions usually summarized as. seating for around 110 people. What can. it do? Okay. Endurance. Look at that. What's the maximum endurance? Click on. that. >> No, this thing is like a beast. >> Okay. >> Give us one answer at time. >> Can stay alive for 150 hours. Oh, that's. it. >> Mhm. That's not much. With sources uh. describing capabilities from roughly 72. hours up to about a week in sustained. operations. So, it can fly for a week.

>> That's crazy. >> Because it can self fuel. It can fuel. air. >> Keep it up, please. And then how long. can it stay with aerial refueling? So, this is what I think you were getting. at. >> Yeah. It can theoretically remain. airborne for several days, limited. mainly by crew fatigue and maintenance. needs rather than fuel. Multiple sources. describe realistic endurance of roughly. 3 to seven days of continuous flight. under sustained operations when. supported by tankers and rotation of.

crew. So, here's the thing. If it is a. doomsday scenario and you're up in the. air for 5 days, that's just like that. just means you're going to die in 5. days. >> That's right. What's the. >> or do you just pull this out as a. message to everybody, you know, because. you would only need this in if there was. a nuclear event, right? So, it's the. idea to just go like, hey, what just. happened in, you know, Venezuela? Just. just so you guys know we're flying this. thing around, >> you know, >> I guess. >> when's the last time it flew? When's the. last time it made a cameo? Also, I don't.

I mean I know we were talking about the. um the Delta extraction and like I would. never uh want to um I mean watching the. video of the Delta extra extraction, how. they uh uh of uh uh Maduro, they built. like a replica of the building and were. blindfolded like going through it, you. know, practicing it and stuff. But it it. it I was talking to your guy uh when we. were coming over. It could have been. pre-negotiated, right? There is a chance. that that could have been. pre-negotiated. They killed 80 of his.

his mind. >> I don't think it was negotiated. >> Yeah. No, probably not. >> Here's one funny one. >> But it is weird that his wife was there. I guess that was like a thing a couple. people flagged. >> What? That they kidnapped her? >> Just that she was there and involved. Yeah. >> Well, she's his wife. >> Yeah. Um, one of the funny ones was. somebody posted on Twitter uh a. photograph of this woman and her. children and she and the the journalist. said uh this woman and uh her children. her husband and their father was killed. in the US raid in Venezuela. And then.

everybody was like right what was he. there for? What was he doing there? Right? >> Was he a [ __ ] mercenary? Like what. was he doing? Hm. >> You know, he was Cuban apparently. because there was a lot of uh Cuban. defense that they used that Maduro used. for whatever reason. I guess communists. love each other. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> They hang out with each other. Other. dictators like, "Hey, let me borrow some. of your guys.". >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, I mean, the guy might have been a. mercenary. There was certainly.

mercenaries working for him. I mean, he. had 80 people died that were there. protecting him. >> This [ __ ] stormed in. They didn't. lose a single US service member. >> Wild. So sick. >> Crazy. >> I mean, it's just like flawless. >> Other dictators got to be like, "Fuck.". >> Yeah. >> I didn't know. >> I mean, is that why Iran they was that. why Iran was like, "Now's the time like. to. >> Oh, well the people are cracking down. The people are out in the streets now, but now apparently the Islamic regime is.

assassinating people that are. protesting.". >> Of course. and your boy. This is where. Elon really shines like you know with to. bringing Starlink over to a country that. has cut off Wi-Fi, >> right? >> Cuz that's what they do. They cut off. Wi-Fi so these people can't organize. >> I think it's also been cut off for them. I mean I don't I think they've had a. limited version of it for so long. >> Well, they definitely kill people who. protest. They killed a gold medalist in. the Olympics. They killed a guy who was. a wrestler. Gold medalist because the. UFC tried to get involved and keep this. guy from being assassinated. >> They killed him. You've seen like.

pictures I should say and like video of. Iran in like the 70s and stuff. Crazy. >> Yeah, we did that. >> Yeah, we did that because they wanted to. nationalize their oil. We were like, "Nah, player.". >> Mhm. >> Nah. Oh, hell no. Brah. >> Yeah. They had a democratic society. It. is entirely because of the intelligence. agencies. We went over there and you. know the you could find the story. Find. the story so I don't butcher it. But. essentially the sha was like, "Hey, um,

why is the British petroleum company or. whatever it was, why are they making all. the money? We'll nationalize our oil.". And he was gone, you know, within days. >> And they put in the Islamic regime and. it has been a religious state ever since. then. I mean, that's that's our doing or. the British Oil Company and us, multiple. different people. And it essentially it. was all just about his oil. >> or the country's oil rather.

>> But Maduro like he was going to be torn. limb to limb at some point, right? By. >> well he had a bounty on him by the Biden. administration. This is one thing that. people need to understand. It wasn't. just the Trump administration. >> The Hunter Biden. >> That's who to send. >> Yeah. He had his own administration. HE'S SMOKING CRACK. KILL HIM. HE'S. RUINING MY CRACK. >> NO. The Biden administration had a had a. bounty on Maduro. They had I believe it. was 20 million or 22 million. >> Um trying to get people to off that guy. >> So it wasn't like we're the only ones.

that think he was a bad guy. They were. trying to use money to get people to. kill that guy. >> And uh besides the oil of it all, like. were they going to allow China and. Russia to put like use it like to put. missiles there? >> China was there negotiating with Maduro. the day the US came and kidnapped him. >> Bad move, homie. They came in that day. and were having meetings with Maduro and. that night they snatched him out of his. bed. >> You think to uh get oil or to put. nuclear? Uh. >> 100% to get oil. Yeah,

>> they want that oil. Everybody wants that. oil. >> I It's so funny like when um you know. having a kid, you know, the way that it. changes you, but like the things you. focus on, the things you're obsessed. with that keep you up at night. Like. before I had a kid, it was like, "Is he. going to text me back?" Now I'm like. obsessed with like finite resources. I'm. like, "Where's all the helium?". >> Like we're we're running out of helium. Like, where's the. >> What's helium for besides balloons? >> Um uh uh hilarious. Yeah, I won't be. able to have a birthday party for my. son. >> What are clowns going to do? Uh no, it's.

uh for uh ventilators, although I think. we found the ventilators actually. >> in CO they armed people, but I think. it's like ventilators and medical stuff. like you know, helium is finite. Like. there's only a certain amount and we. kind of just use it for like the Macy's. Day Parade for like floats and [ __ ] Um, but I think that there is actually a lot. of helium in Texas, maybe Oklahoma, and. then Qar is like the other place that it. we have it. But we have a limited supply. of helium. >> I never even thought about helium before. except the comedy clubs. >> Don't get me started on Oh,

>> shout out to Philly. >> Yeah, great. Philly, awesome club. Also, um, sand, I think. >> Jamie, what's the story behind Iran and. the nationalization of their oil? >> Well, that's I mean that's a that's a. longer story back to the 50s and 70s, right? But when we did it, because we. definitely were involved, the US was. involved in overthrowing the legitimate. government of Iran. >> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. >> Putting putting the Ayatollah in. >> and then they they ruined the entire. country because Iranian women are. [ __ ] hot.

>> They are beautiful. >> and smart as [ __ ] I truly every my uh. OB who like saved me and my son's life. during child birth like just Iranian. [ __ ] do not play around. >> They make great wrestlers too. United. States initially tried to mediate. between Britain and Iran during the 1951. nationalization crisis, but then moved. to help overturn Iran's elected. government to reverse the consequences. of the nationalization. It's all about. oil. 1953, US officials helped organize. the coup that removed Prime Minister.

Muhammad, how do you say that word? Masade. Masade. I don't know how to say. that word. >> I'm going to leave you out on a cliff on. this one. uh whose rise had been closely. tied to the nationalization of Iranian. oil. In March 1951, Iran's parliament. uh voted to nationalize the assets of. Britishowned Anglo Iranian oil company. >> responding to a long-standing grievances. over low royalties and foreign control. That's it. Nationalist leader became. prime minister soon after and made.

implementation of nationalization. central to his program. So under President Truman, the US. generally opposed the idea of full. nationalization in principle, but did. not want Iran pushed to the collapse or. move toward the Soviet Union. Washington. sent envoys such as Oh, so they wanted. to keep it away from the Soviet Union, so they turned it into Islamic regime. >> Sure. >> George McGee and W. Averil Haramman to. seek a compromise that would preserve. Western access to oil while accepting. some changes to the existing concession.

>> Okay. It's. >> coupid reversal in 51 53 under President. Eisenhower US Central Intelligence. Agency work there it is working with. Britain's MI6. carried out operation Ajax covert. operation to overthrow Ma whatever you. say his name is Masadea. >> Masadea yeah. >> um and strengthened the sha's rule the. coup removed the government most. associated with oil nationalization and. paved the way in 1954 for an. international oil consortium in which. five major US oil companies along along.

with British and other firms gained. significant stakes in Iranian oil ending. exclusive British control. That's it. >> I'm fascinated by ruined it. >> There was this um uh TV show on um I. think National Geographic I want to say. called a little light or a small light. that was about like what was going on. with you know in the Holocaust. Like it. was a slow it was slow. It wasn't just. like one day they just got, you know, it. was like they, you know, slowly started,

you know, uh, seizing art and then, you. know, not letting them get jobs. Like. how these gradual things happen like to. go from the 70s of like the women out in. bathing suits on the to. >> like there's women that are, you know, that had enjoyed the freedom and then. all of a sudden had to like it's just so. fascinating that like how gradual it is. >> Oh yeah. and how they you get. desensitized. How you make. >> it's a frog in boiling water. >> That's it. >> Yeah. They don't realize they're boiling. until it's too late. >> Or you do know what's happening. And.

>> and that's what's happening right now in. New York City. >> But he said he would stop the carriage. horses. So, I'm all for it. >> I'm kind of down with that. I think. that's [ __ ] up. >> That's disgusting. >> Those horses do not need to be wandering. around New York City sniffing [ __ ]. brake dust. >> It's disgusting. >> Carrying [ __ ] around. >> It's disgusting. I mean, it's, you know, you know me and my like uh horse thing. Uh, but it's it's so disgusting and you. know the amount it's like nobody knows. how many elephants kill their trainers a. year and how you know all kinds of cra.

we saw the orca kill the trainer you. know but stuff like that happens so. often and they just cover it up but the. amount of of carriage horses a couple of. them got out um and we've seen them get. out and we've seen them collapse and all. this horrific stuff and um something. else is going on with it which is and. look I'm I'm the first person to say. like New York was really safe when the. mafia is, you know, kind of like there's. that documentary about how they would. sort of protect people in the subways. and you sort of would fill in where the. government couldn't. Um, but there's. something going on with the horse.

carriage business. A horse got out who. was 29 years old. Archie was his name. >> 29. >> 29 for a horse. >> Yeah. Yeah. It only had a couple more. years. And I tried to negotiate with. them. Got a bunch of friends that have. like FU money. And basically said, you're going to get $38,000 cash. This. is a horse that's pretty much done, >> right? >> Cash. We'll take the horse in the middle. of the night. No social media, nothing. And they said, "No, the amount of money. they're making is so insane." And it's. mostly horrawn carriages.

>> It's mostly tourists, honestly. >> They make that much money from horserawn. carriages. >> Tons. Tons from other countries of. people that have different ideas of. animal uh respect towards animals than. we do. >> Oh, so it's mostly foreigners riding in. the horserawn. I've seen a lot of white. people in those. >> Oh, really? Well, >> yeah. Polish people can be white Russian. white. >> Goofy [ __ ]. >> Yeah, maybe that. Yeah, fair. >> Oh, we're in a horse. It's so romantic. We're out in the the air and. >> clop. >> It'd be so much sicker. I I pitched them.

like do robot horses like sick. dinosaurs. Do like a dinosaur trolley. ride or something around the city. That'd be so much. >> Jamie, I sent you that thing about the. lady that's now in charge of housing in. New York. This is wild. This one's wild. She wants to uh like kill real estate. value. That's her idea. >> Like she wants to like literally to make. housing more affordable. She wants to. kill real estate value. >> Inelastic good. You can't. >> Well, she's It's a moronic thing. Oh, this woman. >> Listen to this lady. Listen to this.

>> And she has like a million dollar house. >> Her mom does. >> Oh, witch. >> A housing is owned by a collective and. people are paying 30% of their income in. order to live in their housing. And if. your income is zero, you pay zero. If. your income is $500,000 a year, you're. paying 30% of that. And the government. is providing the sort of the government. is the sort of owner or not even the. owner. The government doesn't have to be. the owner, but the government is what's. making sure all of that sort of works. and cash flows. >> The debt to GDP ratio right now is the.

highest since World War II. So, how can. the federal government also afford to. start subsidizing rental housing costs? >> The federal government prints money. The. federal government can provide money for. them. >> So, it's by printing money. >> Sure. >> That's her idea. Print money. The. federal government print money to. provide housing. Jack up interest rates. Jack up the [ __ ] debt. Print money to. provide housing. And everyone pays 30%.

for housing. First of all, why are you. talking to me in a hoodie? >> What? Like, what mental illness is that? Like, how dare you? First of all, you. look like powder. You look like Yeah. Like, first of all, first of all, get a. blowout. Throw some mascara. Like, we're. Are we professionals anymore? >> You're in a Costco hoodie and a a. t-shirt. Like, what are we doing? >> Well, you see, they've confronted her. about these ideas and she breaks down. crying. >> But she didn't even know what she's. saying. She's like, "Well, sort of.". Like, she was kind of.

>> We won't own it. it. >> Her training was UCB. Like, she's just. improvising an idea. No, the government. does that. She's not even making eye. contact. Like, damn. >> Well, a lot of these wokeies, they come. from rich families. They feel bad about. being privileged and. >> and one specifically thing she said that. was going to really impact white people. >> What is fascinating about that is that. because I think she believes she's. coming from the moral high ground. I. think this is what's really sort of as. someone who I feel like is similar to.

you and that I'm like I was as liberal I. I had blue hair you guys like. >> I remember when you had blue hair. >> I rescue pit bulls like it doesn't get. any more liberal than me like it doesn't. get any more but the whole idea with. being liberal is like you had me at. we're not racist everyone's equal that. but that you know uh diversity but then. it turns into diversity diversity but. not diversity of thought not right the. the the hypocrisy of it got and I think.

that as comics were people who you know. I may not be a expert in politics but. I'm an expert on hypocrisy when you grow. up around alcoholics who say I love you. and then their behaviors in Congress you. study you look for patterns of hypocrisy. that's just what we're wired to do so it. just started to just be like hold on uh. you know we don't believe in gender but. we need a female president you're like. huh and then it's like my body my choice. unless it's a baby that needs a vaccine. for hepatitis B which comes from butt. sex. Like what do you right.

>> and sharing needles. >> and sharing needles which and then you. know we believe in climate change and. sea is rising but we live on the coast. like would you buy a house on the beach. if you truly believe that the seas you. know we believe in recycling but why. can't you give Andrew Yang another shot? Like why won't you give Where did Betto. go? Remember Betto Oor? >> Oh that guy was a mess. >> But he but any more so than than. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. He's a mess. like worse. than. >> No, I mean they're all a mess. Like the. when you have these blanket progressive.

ideas, you you've attach yourself to an. ideology and that ideology you'll defend. because it's your identity. It's you. It's who you are. >> But didn't he he he at least seemed you. know, you know, I didn't know that much. about what from what I knew, he made a. joke about his wife taking care of the. kids and and the left was like, you're. sexist and hate hate women. It was like. this. But what I saw with her was this. idea of I'm so moral that I don't even. have to make a good argument. And the. left start stopped making an argument or.

even uh outlining what they're well no. I'm moral and I'm better than you and I. don't have to even make an argument. >> Well that I mean I don't know when she. gave that interview. So let's suppose. she gave that interview a long time ago. before she had this job and she was just. saying this is what ideally I would like. and then she gets the job right and now. when she's what is her official job. >> 2021 was the interview and she's been uh. the office of office to protect tenants.

>> so was she working for that office back. then? >> No no no she would have been I think on. Mandami's I don't even know if he was. running he wouldn't have been running. back in 2021 would he? Right. Well, she. definitely was doing podcasts with him. back then. >> Well, she definitely just got out of. Soul Cycle in this video and. >> but yeah, I don't know what her actual. position was back at the time. She might. have been on his campaign and all. >> Okay, so this was reason and they were. having this conversation with her. >> Yeah. >> And so to lead the city's office to. protect tenants. Look, there's definitely slum lords. You.

should definitely protect tenants. There's definitely shitty owners and. landlords that are. >> basically saying government housing. Yeah, but that what what she's saying is. crazy. Like taking 30% of whatever you. make, that's nuts. So if you make a. billion dollars a year, if you're Elon. Musk or whoever it is, you you you have. to pay 30%. >> Yeah. >> That's bananas. >> The thing about New York, and maybe this. is, you know, and I don't I don't even. know what's, you know, side anything an. idea makes anybody on anymore. Sometimes.

I'll say someone and people be like, "Oh, so you're like alt left." And I'm. like, "I don't know. I just thought that. was a good idea." Or then people be. like, "Oh, so you're like super. conservative." I'm like, "No, >> adopt, don't shop.". >> Yeah, you got it. And so, >> or shop, don't adopt. >> And so, New York is expensive. That's. the deal. If you don't h you can't I. remember one time going to Howard. Stern's house and Howard Stern is he's. got more money than it was like still in. he was able to get two buy two floors of. a but it's still like an apartment, you. know what I mean? It's like New York.

This is what whatever $und00 million. whatever gets you in New York. Like. >> I know it's nuts. >> Still not that big. Like like I know my. horse Yeah. My horse's stable is like. twice the size of this. >> But if you want to live in the city for. convenience, that's what it costs. >> That's right. So it's like. >> And if you're Jeffrey Epstein, somebody. donates you a house. >> That's right. Or an office on the. Harvard campus. >> Um I love it when people that like are. professors at Harvard or like I was. professor at Harvard like well so. Epstein had an office too, but like. okay. I feel like um it's just like New.

York's supposed to be expensive. That's. the deal, you know? And you know, I had. a place there for like a year. I. remember I was in um like Chelsea area. and because I just want to go back and. forth. I was like trying there's. something about New York that does. really put a fire under your ass. Like I. remember um you know actually it was. dice uh back in the day. I used to just. ask comics like you know cuz you're just. you're a nobody and you're just starting. and you're in the hallway with a legend. like what do you say? you know, and I.

would always just go like, "If you have. any advice, happy to hear it." You know, some people love giving advice, other. people I wasn't like going up to Bill. Burr like, "Help me." Like I could read. the vibe and he said, "Sleep like get as. much sleep as you can.". >> And then he was like, "When you make it, make sure you don't get too comfortable. because like as comics, we still need to. kind of. >> and I think that for a long. >> advice, >> for a long time, I I think I took bad. advice that maybe I had just gleaned. I. don't remember anyone giving it to me of. like you have to be crazy to be funny or. your life has to be a mess to be funny.

I think a lot of comics hold on to that. If I ever get happy or have a kid or am. in a healthy relationship I won't be as. funny. I don't think that's true. I. actually think it freed up bandwidth. like getting out of. >> it. Doesn't have to be true, but it can. be true. >> Can be. That's right. >> Well, comfort can make people fat, too. They can get lazy. >> But also, it's like if you're not, you. know, that's why I go to the grocery. store. I got, you know, not that I, you. know, wouldn't, but like I, you got to. make sure that you're still in the. trenches and that you still don't, you. don't make your life so easy that, you.

know, >> you're not disassociated. You're not. disconnected from the outside world. >> That's right. And just atrophied like. and less resilient and you know, um, and. uh, you know, so what am I talking. about? This is this is where mom brain. does come in. >> You were talking about New York City. >> New York City. So I'm in New York City. and I just wanted to write new stuff. It. was like things were going well. I. bought a house and I was like, you know, New York's just a little more of a dog. fight and I wanted to go to the seller. and, you know, the stand and all these. places and um I'm in this apartment. It's probably. >> what year is it?

>> Eight right before the pandemic. >> Oh, yeah. You got an apartment in New. York before the pandemic. >> for like a It was I was already out of. it probably six months before. >> So, were you going back and forth? >> I had it for a year. was going back and. forth because I also was like touring so. much that I would go, "Okay, if I'm. going to be in, you know, Florida at the. end of uh, you know, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, I should just go to New York. because then I'm going to North Carolina. that Thursday anyway." Like I was just. like doing clubs to work on the new. hour. Like I. >> And you're single so it's easy. You. didn't have a kid. >> Exactly. And let me just stay on the. East Coast, right? And um and let me.

just like do a software update. It's. like. >> Ari made me go on a hike with a month. and he's like, "You need to go to. Somalia for a year with no phone." I was. like, "I'll just how about I get a place. in New York. Sorry, he's ridiculous. His. ideas are so ridiculous. >> I'll go to Little Italy. How about that? For the. >> go to Tibet. >> Yeah. >> Live in a yurt in Mongolia. >> And I remember like every time I would. turn on the um the bathtub, the toilet. would theium from the toilet would come. through the bathtub. It was like some. wild. >> dude. And then there was also a elevator.

in the building that people could get. off on your floor. So fun. Half the time. I'd be sleeping and like a bunch of. dudes would just like get off, you know? And um I had this plumber come and I was. like, "Oh, can you help with the [ __ ]. the gutter going into the bath, the one. thing that's relaxing is a bath and then. I'm just like in sewage." And he was. like, "It's New York." And I was like, "No, but like can you fix it?" He's. like, "Nah." Like his job is just going. around to people and reminding them they. live in New York and this is the deal. Like there's no way to stop the [ __ ].

sewer water from. >> I could snake it but like that's not. it's just this is and this is part of. why like Trump won like like. infrastructure, you know, there's pipes. explode all the time because they're. just hitting their limit of being, you. know, hundred whatever years old like um. but New York is the place you go when. you kind of, you know, want to be in a. dog fight on a daily basis. You're going. to be spending more. Every time you sit. down, it's 100 bucks. You know, it's. even if you get affordable housing in. New York, like a bottle of water, food, like everything's expensive there, >> right? >> You know, >> cuz it has to be brought in.

>> It's emotionally expensive. It's. literally expensive, figuratively. expensive. Like it's, you know, I uh. >> or this lady's going to reduce all that. It's going to make everything valueless. >> Like, what? Like, but why would you want. to take the Yeah, I mean, there's things. that are artificial value like art and. stuff like that, but land is. >> what's probably going to do is it's. probably going to lead to some sort of a. Republican government there. There. probably going to be a lot of backlash. People are probably going to organize. They're probably going to realize that. you can't have communism and it'll go. it'll swing the other way.

>> because everyone's kind of leaving, right? All the people with money are. leaving New York. God leaving New York. >> So they're saying like. >> [ __ ] Robert Dairo was talking about. it. >> Whoa. He's like taxes savings. Found if. that's accurate. That might have been a. might have been a fake quote. >> They need to use everybody's tax dollars. to pay for all this, but all the. taxpayers are leaving that are big. money. >> Exactly. But if they're taxing. everybody, the thing is like you can't. just tax your way out of problems. because we know that that money goes and. it's it's grossly inefficient what they.

do with it. >> The government is not good at using your. money. >> They've never been good. There's not. like one example of the government doing. an amazing job with your money. >> Originated as satire. There it is. It's. fake. Uh. >> I mean he owns like hotels there. He. does like the film festival there and. everything, right? He's like, "Yeah, >> he loves it there. >> He's like the guy.". >> People stand outside of his house and. yell at him. >> in New York. >> Crazy Trump people. I mean, >> they know where he lives, so they stand. outside his house and yell at him, "Fuck. you, Bobby. >> Good for every.

>> Trump won, Bobby. You [ __ ] loser.". >> That's the crazy thing about living in. New York. Someone could just walk right. up to your door. If you have one of. those walkups, knock. It's the sidewalk. is in front of your house. That's where. Dairo lives. Let's go knock. Didn't some. crazy person break into his house. recently? >> An ex-wife? >> Like a lady? Oh, >> I think like some crazy lady stalker. >> broke into his house when he wasn't. there. >> Lady stalkers can really get far. >> Cuz no one thinks that they're.

>> I don't want to talk about one too much, but there's one in my life who can just. >> serial burglar accused of breaking into. Robert Dairo's New York City townhouse. went on new crime spree after release on. bail. >> Did they know it was Robert? >> 2023. Yeah. Uh, who is this person? >> How do they know he lived here? >> Serial burglar uh Chenise Ales was. allegedly caught red-handed trying to. steal Oscar-winning actors Christmas. presents. Whoa. She's the Grinch.

>> She was released from Rikers on May 3rd. Since then, she's been charged with at. least two more thefts, including one in. which she allegedly snuck into a. Columbia University building and slugged. a security guard. She's a villain. I love like a Christmas present. marauder. >> Well, she was charged with stealing $416. worth of merchandise from a TJ Maxx on. 6th Avenue. >> You can get a lot for that amount. >> Yeah, >> the TJ Maxx. >> That's like most of the story. >> She was busted again. Let me see her.

face. See if I can see. Cra Yep. Crazy. Look at her eyebrows. >> Are those shaved on your face? >> Yeah, you got me. Oh, damn. >> Whatever. >> Oh, damn. >> Whatever. >> Poor Robert. I mean, like, what? Like, if you're stealing Robert Dairo's. Christmas presents, like what's she. going to do with an aura ring? >> Look at that. Security guard patrolling. the building around 6:30 p.m. spotted. tools sitting near an open window that. should have been locked shut. Then found. a villa inside the building filling up. her bag with various items according to. a criminal complaint. Yeah, she used.

tools, broke into the house. Bro, get a. [ __ ] dog. Get a Belgian malib. Get a. meat missile. >> People not having dogs. Like, what are. you doing, man? I don't know how to. convince people. I mean, yeah, I never. have problems like that. I leave all my. doors unlocked. >> Well, I wouldn't do that. >> I'm like, I wish a [ __ ] would. >> Whoa. >> I mean, I I have large dogs. >> Yeah, but still shoot your dogs pretty. easy. >> And then So, your new dog was Marshall. like instantly like. >> loved them. Buddies, they're best. friends. But the new dog's also like a.

little anti-wolf. They they've taken wolves and turned. them into these cute cuddy things you. can carry around with you. When I look. at that, that to me is like. I feel like humans were kind of like. this is never going to change. But. things do change fast sometimes. Like. you know, like smoking. I remember when. I first moved to LA, people were smoking. inside. And then I remember people going. outside to smoke. >> Like it just in our lifetime, we like. watched like a huge change like.

>> they ban smoking in bars. >> Yeah. Huge cataclysmic changes like can. happen, you know. Um, >> but that's just because the people that. were working in the bars were getting. [ __ ] cancer. >> So if the thing is like I want to be. able to smoke in a bar, that's great. But what about the poor waitress? >> That's right. The second hand, right? >> This lady who just wants to make a. living and doesn't even smoke. Now she. has lung cancer. That's crazy. So that. that is a that's a liability for the. organization, for the city. >> Totally. >> It's bad for everybody. >> Yeah. Pregnant women can't come drink at. the bar, >> right? Go outside and.

>> but you can't drink if you're a pregnant. woman. >> I'm kidding. I'm kidding. What? Now you. tell Damn it Joe. But also um. >> you can get he have B shot. >> I am I'm obsessed uh with the things. that uh used are so dangerous that used. to just like be places like um in shoe. stores they used to have little X-ray. machines and a lot. >> shoe stores. >> Yep. And the and people started getting. foot cancer that work there cuz all day. they just put their foot in the X-ray. machine. >> What? >> Cuz that's how they used to I remember. cuz there was a shoe store uh where my. mom lived and it had like an old antique. one like.

>> an old antique one. with a little X-ray. machine. >> That's crazy. >> And if you're working there and you're. bored and you're just sticking your foot. in it all day. >> That's nuts. I never knew that. >> That's how they would take your foot. size. >> Isn't it nuts how like new technology. they have no idea it's killing people? >> No clue. >> Do you know about the radium girls? >> It's love it already. >> Oh, this is a horrible story. So when. you have a watch like um you know like a. Rolex and it's at night you could see.

its loom. So during the daytime it. charges up at the light and at night you. can see the indicators. They light up. They glow in the dark. The reason they. glow in the dark is because they're. [ __ ] radioactive. So they paint not. now I don't think but they paint them. And so these girls were touching the. tips of this [ __ ] paintbrush when. they were painting loom on these dials. and they were all getting horrific. cancer where they were getting holes in. their face. >> See if you can find some of the images.

>> Oh, bummer. >> That's not. >> Well, there's some images of a radium. sickness. >> Are these just your porn searches, Jamie? We're looking for the uranium. girls. >> Those are the Radium Girls. That's why I. look. >> bummer. That's what it says. >> Radium Girls is like I think there's a. documentary. Yeah, there is. You know, there's a a movie from 2020. >> Yeah, cuz that's Joey. >> The dark story of America's Shining. Women. Oh, >> well, it's like all kinds of stuff like. this. Like um uh Christopher Reeves wife. got lung cancer from his machine. >> Oh god. >> I know.

>> Really? >> Yeah. That kind of stuff kills me. I I. >> Oh my god. >> I always think about nail girls. The. girls that are in there doing acrylic. nails like you're just inhaling this all. day. >> I know. And they wear like a [ __ ]. mask like a surgeon's mask. Like hey, >> that's just so they can talk [ __ ] about. us. But nah, >> but that surgeons mask is not going to. help you from the [ __ ] fumes. >> People that work around toxic chemicals, I was reading this thing about women. that clean. >> the women that work with cleaning. solvents all day, they get lung cancer. and it's like they're smoking three. packs a day.

>> Totally. Like my the woman that's been. with me um she's like my family um who. helps me maintain my house. It's all we. make it. It's all clean, you know, like. not ammonia. >> organic stuff. Yeah, it's like vinegar. and. >> Well, you should just have that in your. house anyway and stuff. Even if not if. it's not you cleaning. You don't want. that [ __ ] in your [ __ ] house period. >> Yeah, but then like as women then we. like spray our hair and put a bunch of. makeup on, you know? >> Yeah. >> We're all high at all times. Just chalk. full of chemicals. Like it's so wild. You think about the amount of endocrine. disruptors we put on a daily basis. But.

>> pumping botulism into your face to keep. it from moving. >> You know what? I don't do it anymore. >> Ah, congratulations on your eyebrows. I. >> Your forehead moves. Your eyebrows have. been freed. >> It really is. My hairline went back. Well, >> well, you said you've been doing the red. light. Red light is the key. Yep. Like. red light, it brings collagen to your. skin. It gives your skin a more youthful. appearance. It It like helps your entire. body heal better. It's It helps your. mitochondria. But we we were talking.

about this before the podcast. For both. of us, it's improved our vision. >> That's right. >> It really has. Like my vision was on a. downward like very steady. Like I have. these things here, these reading. glasses. I don't use those at all. anymore. I can completely read my phone. now with no reading glasses. And before. it was a blurry mess. >> Also, by the way, everyone I know with. kids like they're, and I'll be. exaggerating a little bit, but their. kids are getting glasses so young and. having eye stuff so young. >> They're staring at screens all the time. You know, one of the things that you're.

supposed to do is if you're staring at. something like really close to your face. all the time, you should take breaks and. look at things that are far away because. otherwise, I guess your cornea reshapes. and and like your eyes literally become. more accustomed to trying to look at. things closer just [ __ ] your eyes up, >> right? Right. >> And then the the the light from the. screen that can't be good. >> I know. I try to do the blue light. glasses as like much as I can. The. amount of glasses and lights I have like. in my house right now, it looks like a. [ __ ] chemistry studio. But yes, I got. so I do red light on my skin and because.

I was like, you know, look, the Botox. thing is like TV executive ages ago when. I was truly like in my 20s. >> The way they sell you on Botox is they. say it's preventative. >> And you go, oh yeah, okay. >> In your 20s. >> I was like 27. I was like do making a TV show, a couple. TV shows, and they were like, "Well, she. looks tired." I'm like, "Yeah, cuz I'm. tired. Cuz you keep sending me notes at. two in the morning to take out all the. good jokes. Like, of course I'm tired.". Um, and so, uh, you know, I they say to.

do it, uh, uh, so that you don't get. wrinkles later. And then you're like, okay, well, now I'm 35. Like, why am I. still getting it? Like, shouldn't I. enjoy the prevention now? Like, it just. sort of becomes a do this forever. And I. was like, >> I don't even know who I'm doing this for. at this point, you know? I just uh was. like, I guess I. >> especially if you just want to be a. comic and you don't want to be cast in. TV roles anymore, movie roles. Even in. TV roles, you can't act if you don't. have expression on your face. That's the. whole thing. You know, we've all seen. actors where we're like, I you just see.

one tear drop go down. >> Yo, I'm right here. >> Yeah. Yeah. You know, Botox, the rise of. >> Brotox is weird. I shouldn't, but I do. I judge men very. badly when I think they have Botox. When. I see a man's face doesn't move, I'm. like, I am not listening to anything. coming out of your mouth. >> Especially when it's hot on a guy. Why. not enjoy the benefit of age looking. good on a man? >> Yeah, because a certain amount of age. they're like, "Oh my god, I'm so old.". When you get to like that Stallone age,

like he was at the White House receiving. some [ __ ] award, you know? There's a. bunch of guys that went to the White. House and got awards. Do you ever see. that? >> Sorry. Award awards are so silly. Yeah. >> You stand there and they they they put. it around your neck. You're like, "Yep, I deserve this." But there's Stallone is. there and it looks so crazy. Like he. used to be my canary in a coal mine cuz. I'm like wow you could be 70 and be. jacked like this is awesome you know. because like he kept it together for a.

long [ __ ] time like he was in great. shape for a long time but now he looks. >> looks like he's just doing a bunch of. stuff. >> I think. >> look at him there's crazy first of all. that hairline is crazy. >> this whole lineup of people is batshit. can you print this out so I can just put. it in my bathroom to just Gino. Who's. the guy on the line? >> We should know the answer. >> Is that Jean Simmons? >> Yeah, >> the woman. Oh, >> no. Jean Simmons is there. >> Is this the trans the trans.

>> Salone's 70? He's 79 years old. >> Let me see. >> Well, that was his wife. >> Yeah, but it's just like So, who's. there? Paul Stanley and Jean Simmons. >> What was. >> and Stallone and who's the guy in the. back? >> Are these the Benjamin Button Awards? Like, what is the actual award? Who's. the guy on the far right? >> It doesn't say. >> Uh, Michael Crawford, whoever that is. >> I'm sure he's been in a bunch of stuff.

I enjoy know his name. >> Like entertainers. >> Yeah. Okay. So, they all got a big. award. But it's just the way Stallone. looked. It was like, God, what are you. doing now? >> The It looks like a face lift. >> Is it Trump Kennedy Center? Oh. >> Oh, yeah. Sure. So he he was. acknowledging his 80s heroes with. awards. I used to like you in the 80s. >> But by the way, just ask them to go to. dinner. Like how insecure that you have. to like give an award. Like there was. what was it? Was it Cosby that Harvard.

like gave him a fake award just to see. if he would show up and he showed up. >> Oh, really? >> Like how narcissists will just show up. to accept like greatest comedy person of. ever and he like showed up and accepted. it and they didn't and they had to like. get him from the airport. They were. like, "Fuck, this was like a joke.". >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Are you sure, >> Jamie? >> I don't know anything about that. They. >> go to Blue Sky award. Go to Blue Sky. >> They like the Hasty Pudding or whatever. Harvard's comedy troop is. >> Oh, they did it. >> did like a prank where they'll give.

celebrities awards. >> just to see if they show up. >> And Cosby showed up. >> That's actually funny. Conan and his. friend Oh, okay. Hey, Conan O'Brien. convinced Cosby that he was awarded fake. the Harvard Lampoon's lifetime. achievement in comedy to be presented at. Harvard. Bill Cosby actually flew all. the way in a private plane to be picked. up by Conan in his parents' station. wagon. A modified bowling trophy was. given as an award. >> Oh, boy. That looks like from. >> like he showed up to get it. >> That's.

hilarious. >> Imagine. >> So that was Conan when he was in. Harvard. >> Yeah. >> Oh, that's so fun. There's so many fun. writers came out of Harvard. >> Out of Harvard. Lampoon. It's. >> kind of crazy. >> It's kind of crazy. I mean, it's. interesting because they've they've, you. know, not to like talk about TV dorkery, but I know a lot of them. We're friends. with a lot of them, but like there was a. little bit of like a um elitism. I think. it's part of what made TV start becoming. kind of irrelevant is these sort of like. elite writers from Harvard who don't. necessarily have a you know, um I think. that the best comedy, everyone can see.

themselves in it or it's about something. that we can all kind of relate to on. some level. It's all these sort of kids. going to, you know, $70,000 a year elite. school making shows like The Office and. show, you know, these comedies that, you. know, >> you know, look, like it's it's a lot of. my friends worked on The Office. I love. you guys. It's going to get me in. trouble, but it is kind of like making. fun of poor people. It's like, wouldn't. it be funny if people like worked at a. paper mill and like went to Chili's? Like, what a bunch of losers. It's like. my family members like go to Chili.

>> That is a real photo. That's Conan right. there. He was 19 WHEN THIS HAPPENED. LIKE THEY HAD TO LIKE scramble to pick. him up. >> That's actually amazing. >> On a podcast, I think that's what I just. found. >> That's actually amazing that he did. that. That's actually amazing. >> Like that is I love the little things. where when you find out someone was a. sociopathic monster that you're like, we. should have known even though it had. nothing to do with drugging women. Like. the fact that he showed up to receive. this award like. >> Well, actually, the Harvard Lampoon is. like a famous comedy thing, so it would.

make sense that they would give him an. award. That's true. That's true. >> And before he was a monster, he w I mean. like you look at that image there. That's a black and white image. So Conan. was 19. Conan's got to be in his late. 50s, right? How old is Conan now? >> Yeah. This was an 85. >> Okay. >> So he was very respected back then. >> Yeah. >> Like Bill Cosby was the man. >> Bill look that show I mean when I tell. you like my top five shows it's Cosby, you know, uh Martin, Married with. Children was a really big.

>> Can you even get Cosby anymore? Have. they hid that? >> Maybe not even cuz no one thought it was. weird that he was a gynecologist that. worked out of his basement. >> Like. how about that one episode where he had. his secret barbecue sauce that made. everybody horny? >> That's right. Nobody. but no remember. >> how [ __ ] who who green lit that? You're going to drug people? Cliff. Huxable would walk up the stairs from. his basement, take off plastic gloves.

>> Oh, because he was just touching. [ __ ]. >> That would have just been inside a woman. on smell. >> He would just be like, "Yeah, like. whatever he was doing." And they'd be. like, "Anyway, so what's for dinner?". And you're like, "Wait, hold on. >> That's nuts. I didn't know that. I never. watch a gynecologist." And he'd work. >> I didn't even know he was a. gynecologist. >> Out of his house. >> Oh my god. That's. >> He would deliver babies, but that crazy. >> I always thought that was wild. So. crazy. >> He'd take the plastic gloves off at the. top of the stairs like.

>> I was dating a girl once back in the day. and she told me that her gynecologist. hit on her and she said she was so. creeped out. Her gynecologist called her. up at home and asked her out on a date. and she was like what? Cuz he got a. chance to take a look at that thing. That thing looked pretty good. >> I mean. >> that's so crazy. your gynecologist asks. you on a day and you're at home and this. is back by the way like when I don't I. guess they had caller ID in the 80s so. this would be after they had caller ID.

like you probably think the doctor's. calling you up cuz like. >> by the way didn't we just go on one. >> just figured me. >> what was that hold on what's your. definition of a date. that's what that thing. >> we're together. >> you seen my [ __ ] and my [ __ ] this is. nuts I've been in the stirrups. >> you fingered me and have all my money. like Jesus Christ That is I mean it is. interesting that today for a guy to. become a gynecologist I know it was like. the only way you know only men could be. back in the day but now for a guy to be. like I'm in med school to be a. gynecologist. >> Yeah. Everybody's like what? Huh?

>> Right. Like if I was a woman I would. never go to a male gynecologist. >> Oh good. >> That's crazy. >> Just the if he's heterosexual. >> and he's staring at your cooter and. thinking about sliding up in there. >> or the opposite or if he like doesn't. care. You're like why are you not. looking excited? >> Yeah. Why'd you put gloves on? >> Look at that thing. Look at it shine. I put glitter on it just for you. >> Like it is. >> Do you remember that? >> No. >> But but. >> glitter. >> butt glitter for real.

>> No. Remember butt uh crystals? Um. remember Okay. There were beazzling. [ __ ] bedazzling. No way. >> Yes. This was a thing. >> Did that give you cancer, too? Like baby. powder? >> It was a thing. Definitely something. Uh. but yeah, it was there was I'm just. always fascinated by like conflating. like feminism with just like just what. are we doing bedazzling our [ __ ] like. we're not like free the nipple like. we're.

>> Joe isn't off on something. >> Okay. Okay. Is this William. >> butts do the hot new trend for summer. glitter butt. That's so ridiculous. Like. don't look at my butt. But look, it's. glittery. That's hilarious. Glitter. glitter butt nuts. There's also the butt. plug thing. >> No, there was. >> So, where are these people wearing these. glitter pants? >> I mean, it's not even pants. >> That was another thing that hose would. do back in the day. Remember they would. just paint their tits and you can kind. of go out in public. >> with paint on your tits like on New.

Year's Eve and stuff like that. >> Yeah. >> And people go, "Oh, you're topless." No, get paint. >> And then it was like, "Why are you. looking?" It's like, "Okay, >> what?" Okay, these girls have glitter. all over their pants, by the way. How. toxic is that [ __ ]. >> Hold on. Go. That's just Hold on. So, we. talked about the Wizard of Oz and that. poor dude who had to play the Tin Man. That guy got [ __ ] up by that paint. >> So did the um uh the woman that was the. witch. She got her face caught on fire. >> Oh. Oh. Caught on fire. >> Yeah. Which, by the way, now we pay. dermatologists to set our faces on fire, but back then it was that was.

accidental. It was. >> take a layer of skin off. >> Yeah. She so you can look young again. Got to get to that young skin. >> Was it um what was it? Aspestus or what? >> Well, she had green paint on her face. all day long. But in Tin Man it was. >> he had like that was aluminum I think. >> Aluminum that's correct. >> Yes. >> Which we put in deodorant. Fine. >> Not the I. >> not the kind you use. >> I use Dr. Squatch. It's natural. Yeah. Works too. That [ __ ] lasts all day long. Dr. Squatch is legit. >> Also, if I stink that. >> Oh, no. You don't want to smell me. >> Oh, really? >> No, no, no. I mean, when I don't have.

when I don't have deodorant on and I. like work out and hang out all day and I. I'll smell myself and get disgusted. >> I'll smell myself and gag. >> I'll do like wipes. I'll just wipe it. You know, >> you don't want to smell that. That's. good. You don't want to get in there. >> But we're not is I don't I just this. whole thing where we all have to smell. like a moonlit path. >> Yeah, but you don't want to smell like a. monkey in the zoo. That's what I smell. like. >> I I mean I don't know. It's kind of a. power move. >> I guess. >> you know how like they say like Ronnie. James have sex with your wife. She's. plugging. >> Oh yeah. No. You know what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry to your wife. I love her too. much to encourage this.

>> Like it's like you deal with my breath. What? >> I brush your [ __ ] teeth. Are you. crazy? >> But isn't there something about like. smelly? If someone smells bad, like your. wife, your BO probably smells good to. her. Huberman actually talked about this. when he was on my podcast back in the. day about like if someone doesn't smell. good to you, it means you're probably. related. >> I think you need to talk to her. She. would probably correct you. >> Yeah, >> I [ __ ] smell gross. I eat mostly meat. >> cuz you're always in ketosis. Yeah, that's different. >> Rotten meat coming out of my pores and.

pneumonia from sweat. >> But if someone's like, "Morning breath. smells bad to you." And they just, you. know, like. >> everybody's morning breath smells bad. >> Yeah, that's true. >> Yeah. You got to be really horny to make. out with someone in the morning. >> Like full on make like you got to That's. like That's ultimate. I don't give a. [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> I don't care what your breath smells. like. Come here. >> That's like crazy. >> Just Yeah. Flip me over like an adult. >> Yeah. >> Don't um. >> That's like if you don't care about. yeast infections, who cares about that. smell? Let's go. Let's [ __ ] go.

There is something sick about once you. birth a child, you're so tapped into this like feral. like it's just so wild that I don't even. think about morning breath anymore. It's. you're just like, >> well, you're cleaning diapers all the. time. It's like when I was on Fear. Factor, I didn't even flinch if someone. threw up in front of me. I'd seen so. many people throw up. Like one time, one. time my wife threw up in her car. And. this is how like I am immune to throw. up. I mean, People puke if they see.

>> because of all my years on Fear Factor, I'm completely immune. When I was a kid, if you threw up in the hallway in high. school, I'd be like, >> which like there's a biological basis. for that. We probably ate the same thing. in the tribe. >> Exactly. That got wiped out of me on. Fear Factor 100%. She was coming home. from the gym and she drank wheat grass. juice and she [ __ ] threw up in her. center console. >> Yep. I'm done. >> And she was crying. She was like, "Okay, but now I can't even clean it. It's so. disgusting." I'll clean it. Like, I. don't give a [ __ ] I cleaned the whole. thing. I got in there with towels. I. cleaned her puke out. It didn't even.

make me flinch. I'd seen so many people. puke. I've seen people puke for days and. days. And I mean, I did 148 episodes. So, I at least. 130 of those times people had to eat. something that made them throw up. So, I. saw multiple people. There's six. contestants. I saw so many people gag. and I had to be interviewing them like. while they were gagging. Sometimes while. they were throwing up in a dumpster, I'd.

be talking to them. >> That. That was such a big deal. That show. >> It was so ridiculous. >> Such a big deal. >> You know, I took that show cuz I thought. it was going to be cancelled. >> I thought like I'm going to get some. jokes out of this. They're going to sick. dogs on people. I'm like, "Oh yeah, yeah.". >> But you underestimated our deep desire. for Shan and Florida. Like watching. other people be scared and humiliated. The coliseum basically. Well, it was. also I underestimated the entertainment.

value of the competition cuz it was. competition. That was the the grossness. was great. It, you know, it was. definitely fun to watch and but there. was also like. >> real like significant competition. >> Yeah, >> there were some great moments. There's. this one moment where this mother and. her her daughter beat this father and. his son and the father and the son were. [ __ ] They were just the dad was. like a dick. like this this is how you. get ahead in this world. You be a. [ __ ] dick. And they were talking. crazy [ __ ] to the And then the kid.

fumbled and [ __ ] things up and the dad. [ __ ] things up and the whole crew was. crying. >> Everybody was so happy. >> Yeah, I'm cried. I'm fascinated. I'll. cry if I start talking about it. I just. sent Andrew Schulz a clip that I'll cry. if I talk about because he was posting. something about um like a daughter. asking his her or a gymnast who the. daughter was getting attached and. wouldn't let her go to the routine. And. so she did it with her daughter and um. there's this there's this video of this. girl I think it's in Brazil uh she's.

doing a cooking competition and um you. know there's like you know timed cooking. competitions and she can't open a jar. and her dad is in the audience and she. runs and gives it to her dad and her dad. just opens it and it's like gives me. goosebumps every time. But um dad's man. Um but that uh that [ __ ] just kills me. That oh god this kills me. >> This is how she runs. She can't get it. open. >> Why do they make jars so [ __ ] hard to. open? By the way, if your hands. >> That's her dad. Look at her dad. Oh god.

Oh god. >> Oh no. So this is costing all this time. and he's freaking out. Oh Jesus Christ. >> Oh god. Oh god. >> That's cool that you can do that though. >> Yeah, >> because it's ridiculous that you can't. like opening a jar. >> Well, you got to hit it on the side of a. >> Oh, you Yeah. or like if you just clank. it on something. But um it's like I. think he posted something about you know. when like runners don't finish the race. and the dad comes out and like helps him. cross the finish line or something. Oh.

gosh, >> I love [ __ ] like that so much. Um but uh. I can't remember where we were on this. now. I'm just. >> going to sob. Um. >> competition pure factor. Disgusting. Yeah, it turned out to be fun. >> That's what it is. I think I'm. fascinated by and I'm like a football. dork. I know you're not like the biggest. football fan even though you go to some. games. >> Yeah, >> I like it now. I get it. >> I watched the um Texas A&M versus uh the. the UT game. Holy [ __ ] Incredible. >> Incredible. And I think that what you're.

going for is it's almost like this. gambling addiction in a way because it's. like even when your team loses, you're. all losing together and it's, you know, you get to feel like you're a part of. something. There's so much like, you. know, reptilian uh sort of hardwiring at. play. But for me, it's like about these. goosebumps moments that you can't have. every game that would take the value out. of him. Like this past season when Have. you been I don't know if you're a. football guy, Jamie, but Philip Rivers. coming back to the Colts and uh him. coming out of retirement. Two major.

players came out of retirement this year. that were like coaching. They were done. coaching their kids little league in. high school. Philip Rivers was just. coaching, you know what, 45, 44, 45. years old. >> There's a fun caveat with that, too. What? >> Tell me. >> He's got so many kids. >> 10, right? >> Yeah. Uh he was about to hit retirement. His five years you have to wait to go to. go to the Hall of Fame, but now he just. like re-uped his uh NFL uh like uh. health insurance. So now gets coverage. for I mean he's rich as [ __ ] He doesn't. really need it. But just a little caveat.

of like he gets coverage for life. >> Here's what I realized and I realized. this at the UT game. When you're a fan. of football, you get big moments many. times. If you're a fan of a fight, you. get the fight and then one guy wins and. one guy gets horribly destroyed. sometimes. Like sometimes your guy gets. flatlined and you're watching your guy. laid out with his toes curled, his legs. stiff, his arms up in the air, he's. completely unconscious, and the other.

guy is on the cage like this, and then. the medical people are taking care of. your guy, and you're like, "Oh, fuck.". >> Yeah. It's the worst when you see like. families and children see their dad get. knocked out. >> That's so hard. >> No, >> that's so hard when you see wives crying. and then the camera turns to them. You. see them there like, "Oh no.". >> Um it's just football's a different. thing, you know, when someone throws the. ball and then the person catches it and. goes across the line and you see a.

hundred thousand people. >> That's right. That's it. That's it. That's it. And so much is the type of. fan base, you know, but like um I. >> But the people in the audience feel. better. That's right. >> It's like they are they're celebrating. in a different way because when a. fighter wins, it's an individual, but. when a team wins, it's your team. >> That's right. That's right. It's. different. And you can make the argument. on some level that you know, you know, not you're a part of it, but like the. energy you bring. Like when I went to. the Rams game, I'm a big Eagles fan and. Rams game.

>> all green. All Eagles fans coming for. away games like you know it's imagine. being like the Eagles and looking out at. like all green in another, you know, city. Also, is it Matt Prady I think is. his last name. He was a kicker for was. it the Bills? both of the kickers got. injured and like they didn't have a. kicker and they're like imagine getting. the call you're coaching like your. middle middle school son's whatever. little league football and you get the. call like we need you know really it's. like yeah he goes in and he kicks like. the winning field goal this was in. September I want to say.

>> I love [ __ ] like that so much. >> that's awesome. >> you know when you also just moments like. what Saquon Barkley did last year of. like jumping backwards over like there's. a video of his teammates watching him do. it [ __ ] that. Like, it's just I love. watching the interplay between the team. members, too. It's like comics. It's. like, you know, >> I get it. I didn't like it before, but I. get it way more now. I get it way more. because for me, it's like a watered down. version of fighting. I'm like, why don't. they just fight? But now I get it. It's. not that you're as an audience member,

it's better because you're like a part. of the game. >> Like, we are scoring. It's a really It's. a stupid thing to say we. You never say. we won that fight. >> That's right. That's right. Also, but I. think the Wii of it also happens to, you. know, the reason I think as live. performers when you see a team like the. Eagles do so so well and then this last. time they played the Rams just fall. apart. You're like, what? Just per what. we were talking about with Fear Factor. and what you're capable of when you're. on TV, when you've been insulted, when.

your ego's been when you're in front of. your kid, right? >> I'm not going to eat a live rat, but if. my kid is watching and someone just. insulted my kid, it's I'm a different. person. You know what I'm saying? I will. [ __ ] [ __ ] this rat in the ass, you. know, whatever I need to do. Or if. money's involved, I'm obsessed with sort. of like the, you know, the most. dangerous team to me is always the one. that hasn't won any games. >> That's the most dangerous fighter is the. one that needs money. >> That's right. That's right. And uh I'm. just fascinated. Didn't Floyd Mayweather. used to practice by doing like live. Facebook lives with like girls around to.

try to. >> Did he really? >> Yeah. I think we do like Facebook lives. >> Well, he definitely did that to show. off, too. He was so [ __ ] good. Yeah, >> he was so good. But he he would do crazy. things like they would have uh rounds. that would go on for 10 minutes. >> He would, you know, he would have like. what would he call it? Like the dog. pound. He like a name for it where he'd. bring a bunch of guys in there and they. would just box and they wouldn't have. any rounds. >> They would just box. >> So like you know it's sink or swim.

>> You got no rounds. You're just in there. but no one's going to tell you to stop. >> Wild. >> This is crazy. >> This is crazy. But he also he also was a. master at boxing people and talking [ __ ]. to them. >> So it was I'm sorry about my voice, >> but it was a part of like the whole. thing of it was that you were watching. all this chaos and then you're dealing. with the psychological aspect of each. guy talking [ __ ] to each other. >> And it's also like. >> that's it. The dog house refers to as. Jim's notoriously grueling sparring.

sessions known for intense no rules. fighting until someone quits. designed. to push boxers to their absolute limits. I mean, it's not a mi mystery why he's. one of the absolute greatest of all. time. >> Wits. >> Yeah. >> By the way, this is a guy's had multiple. hand surgeries, so he couldn't really. even like blast on guys like he used to. when he was younger. You know, when he. was younger, they called him pretty boy. Floyd. And so, in the early days of his. career, he was a knockout artist. He was. [ __ ] people up. But he doesn't have.

big hands. And so he was breaking his. hands like multiple times. >> And so then he became Money Mayweather. and just start boxing everybody's face. off. >> And like if you go back and watch some. of his early knockouts, also he wasn't. certainly facing the caliber of fighters. he faced as a champion, but he's the. best ever at not getting hit. >> That guy's been cracked maybe like three. or four times in his entire professional. career, >> which is wild.

>> And is his. ability to not get hit. Is that from. outworking everyone or something? Janette, is there some gift? >> It's a whole bunch of things that came. together. So, one of them, his dad, Jesus Christ, his dad was Floyd. Mayweather senior. Okay. His dad fought. Sugar Ray Leonard and gave him a hell of. a fight. His uncle was Roger Mayweather. Roger Mayweather, multiple time world. champion, the black mamba. So, he grew. up in a gym with Jeff Mayweather and.

these guys were all killers and they. were boxing scientists. They knew. everything about boxing. It's a famous. quote that people always use, Roger. Mayweather, see if you could find it. where he's like, >> "Most people don't know [ __ ] about. boxing." And everybody who knows. anything about boxing, and by the way, I'm not a boxing expert. >> I'm like a fan compared to the regular. person, I know more than most people. >> Hey Rhonda, he's a fan. Haha. Most people don't know [ __ ] about. boxing. But see if you can get him say.

it because it's just it's the way he. says it. >> Most [ __ ] don't know [ __ ] about. boxing. >> [ __ ] yes. >> And it's 100% accurate. It's 100%. accurate. is boxing like and not to like. compliment like what we do in any this. is might sound insulting to athletes but. like is it similar in a way to comedy in. that there's certain things like you. can't really teach like you have to find. your thing. >> well there's certainly like genetic.

advantages that are huge that are almost. insurmountable. >> um there's some people that have like. speed like Roy Jones Jr. was the best. example of that. He had speed that was. otherworldly, like no one had seen anything like that. before. And he had a style that no one. else had. Roy Jones. So, the most. important punch in boxing, if you ask. any boxing trainer, they'll say the jab. The jab is what establishes distance. The jab is what you could score with. The right hands try to knock him out. Left hooks try to knock him out, uppercut. But the jab is the most.

important punch in boxing. Roy Jones. rarely threw jabs. He would throw left. hooks. His left hook was so fast that he. would throw a leaping left hook and it. would hit you as fast or faster than. another person's jab. And you had to. calibrate for that when you're fighting. him. Like all of a sudden there's a guy. who can do things that are literally. superhuman. Like no one can move like. him. He has a left bicep that's like. twice the size of his right bicep from. throwing left hooks. >> And is this like like how Michael Phelps. has abnormally long arms or something?

Right. >> No, he developed that left bicep. That's. why his right bicep is small. His right. bicep is normal sized. His left bicep is. [ __ ] huge. So, look at the photo. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, >> bro. Let me tell you something. Roy. Jones in his prime was a freak of. nature. >> And do you try to go like, okay, you. know, I'm just going to. >> look at his build. Look at that left. hook. >> Insane, dude. No, >> he was a freak and also extremely. intelligent, crafty. Set you up. knew.

what to do to get you to move this way. and then you're moving that way and then. he's doing things you can't do. So you. don't anticipate that someone's gonna be. able to leap in from there and catch you. with an uppercut. You're like you don't. even understand how it happened. >> He's the only guy in the history of I. believe compox it might still be the. case. And it was in this fight the the. Vinnie Pacenza fight where look at that. put his hands behind his back and. knocked the guy out. One of the only. fights in the history of the sport where. the opponent landed zero punches. That's.

the stoppage of Vinnie Pazienza. He was. a freak. >> Wait, how did how did that even happen? >> Hit him with the left hook to the body. He was so fast. He would hit you. Yeah, he was so good. >> All of his fights were essentially. executions. He went from 168, he won the. world title at 168, went up to light. heavyweight, won the world title at. light heavyweight, went up to. heavyweight, won the world title at. heavyweight. He was a [ __ ]. middleweight in the Olympics. That looks. like remember the video of Putin doing.

like kung fu or taekwond do and they're. pretending to fall. That's what this. looks like. It's like. >> Roy was so. >> This is nuts. >> He was so fast and he was so hard to. hit. >> Oh. >> yeah, exactly. >> Cartoon. >> There's a one two he hits this guy with. that I sent a friend of mine who's a. boxing fan the other day and I'm like. look at the speed of this one two. He he. he hit this guy with a a counter right. hand like a counter one two right hand. It was it was freakish. Like it didn't. even make sense. There's the left hook.

>> That left hook. Look at that. That left. hook. That left hook's cra. Look at him. Like what the [ __ ]. >> He just went down. >> Watch that left hook again. He's trying. to get up. He keeps face planting. And. that's Montel Griffin who was a world. champion. Look at that left hook. Good. lord. >> He even was like, >> "Good lord. >> Lort.". >> Yeah. There was, you know, there's guys. that are amazing. And then there's Roy. Jones. Roy Jones was he was a freak. I. mean, it was like nothing. >> That was unbel Oh my gosh. >> It was all his fights. Look at that.

right hand to the body. Virgil Hill. dropped. He knocked him out with a right. hand to the, by the way, to the left. side of his body. But that's not even. where your liver is. Your liver's over. here. Guys get dropped all the time with. a left hook to the body. He hit him with. a right hook to the body and stopped. him. >> I always get obsessed with like as um. like as comedians, the more comedy there. is and has been, the more original we. have to be. You know, I'm always. fascinated by like, you know, you know, fighting or sports like you know, a. football for example, like you know, go. birds, the Eagles doing the tush push. It's like everyone had to start studying.

that and this thing that worked. Now. everyone knows you do it. So now you. know, it's fascinating to me when a. fighter so good at one thing, everyone. starts learning to defend that and then. you, you know, because it used to be. like you could just fight and people saw. the fight once and that was it. But. like, >> well, that's where Roy had the advantage. over everyone else. Well, it wasn't. there was no internet back when Roy was. on top. So the thing about the internet. now is any kid with, you know, limited. resources can study all the greatest. boxers of all time. >> So Mike Tyson when he was young, one of. the great advantages that he had was Jim.

Jacobs was his manager. And Jim Jacobs. was a legitimate boxing historian who. car he carried these tapes in old films. of everyone. Jack Johnson, Harry Greb. He was watching Sandy Sadler, all these. Willie Pep, all these like Rocky. Marciano, Jack Johnson, all the great. champions of history on film. So he'd. study film footage all day. He would put. these 32 millimeter or whatever. Was it. 32 millimeter or 16? What are those. things back then? 16. So the real tore.

So he'd have to feed the tape into the. thing. >> Right. Right. Right. >> And he would sit there and watch. everybody fight. So he had this massive. advantage of seeing all these incredible. fighters like he he mo he mirrored his. style a lot around a bunch of different. ones but one of them particular was Jack. Dempsey who was like one of the most I. mean I think Dempsey was the champion. and I want to I'm trying to figure out. what year this was where Jack Dempsey. was the heavyweight champion. He was. like it was a savage time. I think he. was a hobo at one time in his life. like.

it's a savage time and he was a savage. man and he was annihilating people and. he wasn't very big either. >> From 1919 to 1926, what did he weigh? >> What did Jack Dempsey weigh? >> When he was fighting. Okay, I'm going to guess 180 pounds. 187. 187. He was the heavyweight champion of.

the world. He weighed 187 pounds. That's. nuts. That's 13 pounds less than me. He. was the heavyweight champion of the. world. >> This is. >> That is That's [ __ ] bananas. And. another one that's even crazier is Rocky. Marciano. Rocky Marciano, who was the. heavyweight champion in the 50s, I. believe. Um when one of the only heavyweight. champions to ever retire undefeated, he. was 5'10" and he weighed, I think, 185. pounds. And he killed everybody. He killed.

people. He hit them so hard that they. would just go dead. They would just shut. them off and they would like collapse. He was a murderous puncher and he was a. small guy. 184 pounds when he won the. title from Jersey Joe Walcott. Now why. Google or look up that fight? >> He was shorter and had shorter. >> Look up that fight where the KO of. Jersey Joe Walcott. You just have to see. the punch he hits him with. And this is. before peptides. And. >> oh yeah, this is just he was eating.

spaghetti. This is this is a like a. crazy Italian from Brockton, Massachusetts. But just see if you could. find the KO because the KO is is not. By. the way, Jersey Joe Walcott is one of. the all-time greats. I mean, he was a. phenomenal boxer. This was a little. later in his time, >> you know, but he had had a long career. and it fought right. So he knocks him. down with that right hand. But but watch. the KO though after this. >> this. >> must this is a second fight they fight.

>> yeah they must have fought twice. So fi. find the second the other one. >> Whoa. >> Well. >> this is Yeah, this is the one. Okay, watch watch how he kos him. He hits him. with that right hand. He He had the. craziest work ethic of maybe any. heavyweight of all time. >> He would work out. He would run 10 miles. in the morning. He would work out all. day long. Sometimes he would spar a. hundred rounds for a fight each week.

>> He was sparring constantly and then he. would swim after training five miles in. a lake. >> His cardio was just off the charts and. it was because he got tired once in a. fight. Yeah. >> When he was an amateur and he said, "I'll never get tired again." And so he. just decided to outwork everybody. But. you got to see the KO. See if you can. zoom in. I mean, it was a brutal fight. I mean, Jersey Joe Walcott give as much. as he got. But here it is right there. >> Watch that again. Back that up again.

Watch this right hand. >> Mic drop. >> Boom. >> Mic drop. >> The power in that. It's his every ounce. of his body. Watch how in slow motion he. creeps in. Look at the explosion and the. extension of his back leg. See that? The. extension of the back leg, the turn of. the shoulder, the back gets into it. Boom. >> Look at his back. Oh, holy [ __ ] Just. [ __ ] boom. >> It's over. >> I mean, and he's done. And again, Jersey. Joe Walk was a legend. >> And then he hits him with the left hook. on the way down. He wasn't totally down.

Oh, he's dead. >> Gone. >> It's crazy how powerful that guy was. >> Before all the things, the cold plunge, all of it. >> Well, no steroids, no nothing. >> Anger and having been molested. >> and eggs and an immigrant. >> from Italy. >> Italy. I was thinking about this the. other day cuz I was in uh England. My. brother lives there and I was like. >> I believe his family is from Italy. I. think he was a child of immigrants. >> I'm obsessed with Italian immigrants cuz. like you go to Italy all the time. You're. >> imagine like the people that were like. nah like the how beautiful Italy like we.

pay to go we pay to go to Italy to see. that view for 3 days and they were like. ah no thanks I'd rather maybe get. leprosy on a boat in the for 10 weeks. >> Well I don't know what life was like in. the 1920s when my grandparents came over. here but it wasn't good in Italy. There. was a lot of them came over from. Ireland, from Italy. >> Yeah. Bad news. >> And they came over before YouTube. They. just Someone drew them a picture. This. is what it's like over there. You're. going to get a job. >> Imagine like when I look at what goes on. the comment section in America is so. torn apart. I'm like this wasn't ever. going to go any other way. Like imagine.

I'm obsessed with just the ocean. Like. just imagine looking at the ocean in a. boat and being like, "All right, I'll. get on that.". >> Right. >> [ __ ]. >> With your kid. >> Only the craziest like people, >> right? That's why everyone in the east. coast is so [ __ ] insane. I always say. that. I always say that the most violent. crazy [ __ ] people are on the east. coast. Why? Because they all ca their. grandparents came over on a [ __ ]. boat. >> All their ancestors had toxoplasmosis or. whatever it was and were just like I'd. rather definitely had that. >> Yeah. I'd rather die and have frostbite.

and warm my frostbitten fingers in my my. wife's carcass, leprosy carcass, than. not be able to worship who I want or say. what I want. >> There's a lot of that, too. I mean, that's what brought people over here. initially. A lot of people came over for. religious freedom, which is a crazy. thought, but like the Quakers, like what. were those [ __ ] people all about? Wasn't that a big part of why they came. over here? Like they were being. persecuted in England, >> which is so weird cuz we go to England. and pay to go in the churches now. We're.

like. >> I was like waiting in line to go into an. England church. I'm like, >> what was the deal with the Quakers? Are. they like a cult? Like are they around. anymore? Are there any Quakers? >> Uncle Ben. >> Jamie says yes. Yeah, >> Uncle Ben. >> I think so. Gonna make good rice. >> I think so. >> It's I don't know. I've been really into. Amish, though. There's um I'm in like. Amish core algorithm where it's men like. build barns in a day. >> Sexy, right, >> dude? It's so hot. >> My porn is just watching men be useful. Uh and they'll just build a barn. And.

just like the Amish life, I feel like. we're all kind of trying to go like, "How do I get chickens? How do I self-. sustain? How do I like. >> Some guys think it's hot when women. cook. Same reason, same thing. It's like sexy. >> Cuz they're going to eat soon. Yeah. I. mean, >> well, no, because a woman can cook. Like. a woman that's like like really into. feeding you. Yeah. >> Like that's a good woman. Like a woman. wants to cook for you. She wants to cook. for you. For a guy that's hot. >> This whole thing of like when I'm not. going to cook for my man, it's like you. get to eat too. I mean like what are you. going to eat? >> Well, you don't have to cook for your.

man. Like I wouldn't expect anyone to. cook for me. I think that's crazy to I. know how to cook. But there's something. about somebody wanting to cook for you. It's wanting to do it. It's not doing it. because it's a chore that you're making. them do. >> Yeah. >> It's like if somebody does something. nice for you because they want to. It's. so much better than if you have to ask. them and they don't want to do it, but. they concede to doing it. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You know, >> no, I love that. I I I also I want to. know what's going in your body. Well, it. used to be a valuable trait for someone.

to be building something. >> Like a guy who could go out there and do. something with his hands. Oh, that is a. man that can provide a shelter and if. the roof breaks, he can fix it. Like, this is a good V. Also, he can do hard. [ __ ] He's he's he's a guy who's got. endurance. He's durable. >> He's not going to fall apart. Like, this. job is too hard. >> There was a list of jobs that like were. more likely to be replaced by AI and. less likely. And for some reason less. likely was roofers, which I thought was.

interesting. >> I don't think they're right. They're. going to have robots that can do a lot. of things. Yeah, for sure they'll have a. roofing robot. >> That's not that difficult. >> A roofy robot. Cosby will just start. using a roofing robot. >> You're going to miss the value of a. really [ __ ] hard job because there's. a value in a really hard job. And I know. a lot of kids avoid hard jobs and you. shouldn't do a hard job for your whole. life, but there's a real value in a hard. job. >> And that I I had a job, well, I've had a. bunch of construction jobs when I was a.

kid cuz my stepdad's an architect, so I. worked on a lot of construction sites, >> but I also had a very good friend, Jimmy. Lawless. Shout out to Jimmy. And uh when. I was a kid, I worked with him. He was a. year older than me, and he had already. graduated. He was a carpenters's. apprentice at the time, I believe. He. might have actually been a carpenter. And I just needed a job. And uh I think. I was probably 18 or 19 and I got a job. working on this construction site. We. were building a wheelchair ramp for a. nights of Columbus Hall and I had to. carry cement and pressuret treated.

lumber all day. That was the job. I had. terrible nutrition. I would like eat sub. sandwiches and drink a Coca-Cola. >> and you're out there in the sun all day. long. You're not hydrated. I was always. dehydrated. And I was carrying cement. and pressuretreated lumber all day, which is a gross lumber that they have. to soak in horrible chemicals. >> Yeah. Pressuret treated lumber. Like you. would get these splinters and they would. get infected. It was nasty. Like you're. you're dealing with whatever the [ __ ]. chemical that they treat that thing with.

radioactive shiny. It's on your skin. And it's August. So you're sweating. So. you're sweating like crazy. This [ __ ] is. getting in your pores. You're carrying. bags of cement. you're breathing cement. dust all day long. And by two weeks, I. quit. And when I did quit, I was I was. it was I was like, "Okay, now I know. that if I don't get my [ __ ] together and. figure something out in life, that that. could be the best paying job that I can. get.". >> Yep. >> That whatever I got that I mean, it.

probably wasn't even 20 bucks an hour. I. don't remember what you got paid. >> And if I get injured, I don't have. health insurance and that's just my body. now. Yeah. And I was clearly handling. something that was toxic. Yeah. All day. long. Like what is in pressuret treated. lumber? What do they use? >> It's supposed to be uh left outside to. stop like insects and. >> Right. That's what it does. Like. termites can't eat it. >> I have a weird question though. It's. >> [ __ ] poison. >> Is today's version of a poisonous. dangerous job like that sitting at a. desk looking at a computer all day? >> Oo. Well, it very well could be, right?

And don't they say that like LED lights. are actually not good for you now? But. just like sitting at a desk that is, you. know, you don't have a standing desk, you don't have one of these whatever. cibians or whatever I'm sitting on and. you're like s I mean people just sending. emails all day like is that. >> it's definitely bad for your back. It's. tightened my lower back considerably. Um. I think a big part of it is sitting like. this all the time. So I'm super. conscious about it now where I do a lot. more lower back exercises than I ever. used to do before. >> And you I got that machine you told me. to get where you lift your back.

>> reverse hyper. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Louis Simmons, who was a legend in. powerlifting, he invented that because. he crushed his discs. And they told him. that he had to get his discs fused. And. he said, "Well, if I crushed them, can I. separate them?" And they're like, "No, it can't be done." He's like, "I'll. figure it out." So, he made a m a. machine. And you climb on this machine. And he realized that in the descending, you're actually decompressing your back. and in the ascending, you're. strengthening all the muscles around. your back. It's a [ __ ] genius piece.

of equipment. No, >> he was one of the rare people that I. traveled to do a podcast with. >> Oh, cool. Yeah, I got that's like the. main machine I kind of like have. But. >> it's the [ __ ] He's also got a belt. squat that he gave us before he passed. And um that that machine's awesome, too. You put a a belt around your waist and. then the cable goes down in between your. legs and you're standing on a platform. and there's a stack of weights behind. you. So instead of doing squats, which. are one of the best exercises of all.

time, >> but the problem with squats is if you're. squatting heavy, you've got all that. weight on your back, >> okay? It's all your if you got like 400. lb, you're squatting. If you're a beast. and you're [ __ ] you got 400 lb trying. to crush all your discs and the only. thing that's keeping that from happening. is your strength, >> all your [ __ ] core muscles and your. spine muscles, but you're compressing. everything with that weight. With a. belt, you're not. So, belt is on your. hips and all the weight is down there.

There it is. >> So, that's me using it at his at his. place. And then he uh he gave us one. >> is a sit down squat machine [ __ ]. >> It's these ones. I do that one. No. No, not at all. No, that's a leg press. That's That's a very very good machine. >> That's what I do. I just don't want to. My knees are. >> The problem with that is you ever see. what happens when people lock their legs. out and it bends backwards. >> Oh, yeah. >> What do you mean? Don't backward. Jamie, pull that [ __ ] up. I hate the psychi. >> People need to know. You need to know.

that this can happen cuz I saw it happen. to a lady once in one of these videos. that looked like she had never worked. out. saw the one with the guy sphincter. came out and I. >> don't a without us getting in on getting. ready to see what I'm going to find. >> I was in the sphincter algorithm. I. don't want to get in the knee snap. algorithm. >> Well, as a person who's had three knee. surgeries, >> I do. I have all schlaughters in my left. knee, so I just have to like And when. you squat, are your are your knees. supposed to go over your toes or not? >> I do. You You 100% can. Thank you. You. 100% can. Especially you could build up.

to it. I do knees over toes stuff. I had. that guy knees over toes guy on the. podcast. He's amazing. >> I follow him. >> You should Everybody should follow him. He's 100% right. He's one I mean I will. tell you 100%. I There's no room for. error. That guy's right. He has an. amazing protocol for strengthening all. the muscles around your knees. I. followed it. It is radically changed the. progression of the injury and made my. legs stronger than it was before the. injury. >> Yeah. I also do weighted vest kind of.

all day. I've It's only like 30 pounds. what I do because. >> Oh, that's the Gary Brea move. Oh, is it. 30 pounds is a lot? You're carrying a 30. pound weight vest? >> I have a I have a 30 and I have a 15. So, I realized that with my kid, I'm I'm. bending over so much and picking him up. so much. I was like, I could probably. like kind of work out all day if I. really just like wear a weighted vest. So, >> that's a lot of weight to wear. >> It's gotten taken from me at TSA a. couple times, but I'll just get it. >> That's hilarious. They take it. >> if it's the place. >> You're like, gi. Just kidding. Just. kidding. I'm like, you think that's the worst.

thing in my bag? >> Three off from the [ __ ] gun I have in. my purse. Um, >> just have like a digital recorder in. your pocket. It looks like you're ready. to press a button. >> Totally. So, they. >> put the vest back in the suitcase, ma'am. >> It's just like anthrax. Chill. Um, but. uh yeah, they take it every now and. then, but I kind of just try to wear it. like kind of all the time. And then I'll. do whenever I'm writing, like if I am. sitting down, I'm going like I have to. make sure that this sitting down, which. is so bad for me. There's something else. happening. So, Huberman gave me the um.

it's called it's a red light, but it's. like sauna space or it's just a bulb. One big red light bulb. >> Is that That's the same as the like the. Jew or something. That's like a bunch of. little red lights. >> Well, is if is it working for you? It. must be. >> Yeah. Yeah, I think so. >> I don't I'm not a red light expert, but. I bought Gary Brea's machine. >> Oh, the full body. >> A big giant crazy body machine. It's the. [ __ ]. >> Can you go in there and just like fall. asleep or something? I do fall asleep, but I'm always tired. >> cuz I'm always doing too much. But when.

I get in there, it's 20 minutes. I just. lay there for 20 minutes and 100%. it's helping with my eyesight. >> But you keep your eyes open. You don't. put the glass. Sometimes they give you. like glasses. I'm like, >> "Fuck your glasses. >> [ __ ] your glasses. I'm I'm here to tell. you I'm living proof. Unless somehow or. another my eyes are getting damaged and. I don't realize it.". >> How are they getting better then? Why. Why is my vision better? Well, that's. the other thing with Why does it not. bother me at all? It doesn't seem that. strong when it's in my eyes. It's not. like I'm like, "Oh my god, I can't look. at it.". >> If it was that bad to look at, wouldn't.

it be hard to look at? Like the sun is. hard to look at. Cuz it's bad to look. at. That's right. >> You know, bright lights like Jesus. Christ, it's hard to look at. This is. not hard to look at at all. >> But it's also like with a lot of. >> That's my meatthead logic. It don't. hurt, don't worry. >> Meatthead logic is like it's we're we. we're so suspicious of like simplicity, which like does it work for you? Yes. Then it works. You know what I mean? >> If it works, it works. And that [ __ ]. works. >> because we're all like. ton of science behind red light therapy, right? Including like what frequency. it's at because this one that he has,

it's attached to an app. >> and you go through the app and you could. change it for different effects. >> Oh, >> I don't know how much of that's real. >> That's what I'm saying. It's like, dude, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I, as a as an aspiring snake oil salesman, like I, you know, I remember I was with. a friend of mine uh who's a big like. lawyer in LA and we're we're kind of. more friends. He worked with Prior and. he just got all these stories like he. was there the day that Michael Jackson's. hair caught on fire like he was at the. commercial like he's more just my buddy. and you know we were outside and um.

there were like mosquitoes and I had. this like citroronella candle you know. and I was like oh let me light the. candle so the mosquitoes and he's like. those don't work and I was like. >> it's citronanella okay I'm going to. light it so that we don't get mosquito. bites and get bitten with every whatever. is in the fentanyl water of this state. and um he's like it doesn't work and I. was like yes it does and he was like no. it doesn't like how do you know he's. like cuz my dad invented it it's fake. Oh my god, that's hilarious. >> But like it also the flame. He was like. the flame does deter them a little bit. So it doesn't not work but it's like. that you know. So I'm fascinated by.

those things. And also I don't know if. when you were broke you ever just did. like weirdass [ __ ] Like I used to do. studies like when I first moved to LA. >> No. >> You were like a lab rat. >> So here's the thing about studies is. like pretty much anyone could sign up. and it's usually people that need 50. bucks like now, >> right? >> So that's already a pretty biased sample. of people. people that are like like in. like in DTS basically like shaking. needing drugs like this minute and you. get $50 cash. >> and the more you talk and the more you. complain the more they'll ask you back.

>> So I'm not going to say these big. companies that I did stuff for but like. you know it everything from food to skin. care to I mean I did a lot of. pharmaceutical trials at colleges that. like the pill never came out like the. FDA never approved it. Like there's. things where I'm like wait did that ever. get passed or I just took that for a. month for what was the you know but I. also I took Accutane I took all kinds of. stuff that's you know bad news but um. you know so look in studies like it's. it's kind of the same group of people.

like where I was it was like there were. a lot of by pink dot is where I used to. live and there were all these like. office buildings you would go in it was. usually like 20 people and most of them. just wanted to get the [ __ ] out of. there. I would be like, "So, yeah." No, I used. >> Did you see some of the same people over. and over again? >> There was like seven or eight people. We. would all go to every study and we'd all. get called back. Okay. And you get to. know them outside of the study. And then. now when I like look at like side. effects of a pill and it's like. drowsiness, I'm like, "That's Jocelyn, dude. That's her. She's always drowsy.

though. She's drowsy even when she's not. in the study." Like we hung out, but. like these are people that always would. like like headaches. Like he always has. a headache, dude. I saw him before he. took that pill. like he's always. complaining about headaches. Like these. are human beings that just say what they. have to say to try to get into more. studies. I'm not saying this isn't all. true. Like. >> that's hilarious. >> I'm just fascinating cuz as someone who. is a flawed, desperate person who needed. $50, I was very much like, well, what. about this? Yeah. And by the time they. ask you if you have it, you probably do.

They're like, did this cause anxiety? I'm like, well, I'm in a study for. money, so yeah, I have anxiety now that. I think about it. If I wasn't anxious. before, you just made me realize how. much my life sucks. Like, like it was. like UCLA would be like depression. If. you have depression, come do this study. It's like even if I don't have it now, by the time I get to the study, I'll be. depressed that this is my life. So, sure. You know, so studies I'm always a. little bit like and who what person like. the thing that gets thrown around a lot. I had a boy and uh people always want to. throw around like girls mature faster.

It's like it makes sense, but you're. like who? Put me in a cage with the guy. that wanted to study boys and girls. maturing. How what do you what like like you were. watching girls and boys mature or what. do you what is this? >> Human biology is fascinating. I don't. >> physical maturity emot. well both right. I think but why. wouldn't you want to study that? That's. like one of the weirdest things that.

happens to people. >> is you know when a person is an adult. Well, we have an agreement at 18. You. get it? >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, what's happening? >> How do you define process? >> Is it physical maturity? Is it. >> Well, girls are better in school. Uh it. seems like their minds develop faster. They believe their frontal lobe is fully. formed quicker. >> With boys, I think it takes till they're. 25 until your frontal lobe is fully. formed. It's probably testosterone, which is like some probably some kind of. mental poison, which is probably why.

people associate testosterone with. shitty behavior, right? Because there's. probably part of it at least that's like. a little bit toxic. >> They say boys should be moving when. they're learning. >> Yeah. Well, they also need to blow it. out. And a lot of boys don't. They don't. blow it out. So, if you're not playing. football or wrestling or doing something. that's really hard to do, >> you're you're at this weird stage of. your life where you used to be a child. and then all of a sudden you start. getting testosterone and then you're. looking in the mirror like what the. hell's happening to me and you're a.

child, right? So, you're 13, 14 years. old, your body's developing. It's. [ __ ] weird. It's weird. And then you. start getting aggressive. Well, kids are. a lot of boys are aggressive early on, but a different kind of aggressive, like. a violent, dangerous aggressive. Yeah. Kids get 15 and 16 and they start. playing around with violence a lot more. >> And you know, you have schoolyard fights. that get pretty brutal. You know, it. things become different when boys become. more dangerous. >> and that's a like a primordial instinct. to like find the pecking order of the.

tribe kind of thing. Yeah, >> the Lord of the Flies type thing or do. you think I want to go back to that in a. second or don't have to. >> I was just going to say this is why it's. probably important because it's always. associated with dumb people and there's. probably some accuracy to that because. the the people that I know that have. been the most brilliant scientists. except for Hubman there are a lot of. them are very low testosterone males. >> Yeah. >> Right. And they're males that became. like very interested intellectual. pursuits and they're way better at it. Is it because they're better at it.

because they spend so much time doing. it? Or is it because of the. testosterone? >> Is it because these higher testosterone. men are distracted all the time and. they're more angry and they're more. horny and they're more reckless? They. want to [ __ ] skydive and do crazy. [ __ ] Like is that is the is that what. it is? Like it might be it might be a. factor and if these guys did have low. testosterone, they'd probably be. interested in being stimulated in some. other way. >> Or is it just that intelligent people. recognize that these are stupid.

pursuits. >> Yeah. >> And I'm not interested even if I have. normal testosterone. Well, it's probably. a combination of all those things, but. it seems to be like there's a lot you. associate a scientist with like a nerdy, weak guy. You associate a meatthead as, you know, some jack guys being really. [ __ ] stupid. Why? Because we pattern. recognize, right? Of course. >> But is it because they're actually. dumber like. >> biologically or is it because they're. dumber and they have more testosterone? I'm also fascinated by the way we define. intelligence and maturity by the way. Um.

uh I heard this quote the other day and. I I don't know who said it. It was in a. um I don't know but it was um because we. spend so much time trying to uh gain. intelligence. I want to know everything. I need to be so you know I want to. learn. I want to learn. I want to you. know um and then I think there's a. certain point maybe it's because I've. had a kid. I'm sort of more interested. in like wisdom especially also when. you've been around long enough and. you've seen things you found to be true. be completely debunked. Like remember. when we all thought soy milk was healthy. and now like half my guy friendss have. tits and my girlfriend's tits all got. cut off. I'm like everyone I know has.

cancer and I'm like we were just like. deep throating soy milk. Like I you know. so. >> how much glyphosates and that stuff like. after you've been conned enough you're. sort of like you know I think very. skeptical about um accepting these like. new truths. And look we learned that the. Native Americans and the pilgrims had. like a fun dinner. They like got along. great. Like that's what like Did you. have a I had a mural in my school of the. Native Americans and the pilgrims like. having dinner. >> like having a great time. Like I feel. like that's not how it went down, you.

know? So when enough things get sort of. debunked by this quote I loved which is. um intelligence is knowing that a tomato. is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put. it in the fruit salad. >> And I like that. >> That's good. That's logical, >> you know, because like. >> there's also there's different kinds of. intelligence. And there's the. intelligence to be able to push yourself. physically. >> Mhm. >> It's you don't think of it intelligence. because it's not like equations. It's. not problem solving, but it is problem. solving because it's problem solving.

emotions and anxiety and fear and you're. doing it with your willpower. That is. it's mental fortitude is it's a part of. intelligence. >> It's just not a recognized part of. intelligence for people that are. absorbed with all the other pursuits. People that are really heavily absorbed. with mathematics would never think that. like endurance running is a mental. pursuit, but it might be all mental. >> Well, that's the other thing when you. say like athletes, meattheads, like. that's I mean football's all math, you. know what I mean? It's like I think we. also just have this we talk about. stereotypes against women. We don't talk.

a lot of stereotypes about men. Like. he's an athlete who must be dumb. You. know what I mean? Like there's just. these kind of um I think sort of silly. assumptions like you know I'm obsessed. with commercials from the '9s where. every man just like had Down syndrome. Like remember in like every commercial. the woman was like I have to feed my. husband and he's just like where's the. front door? Like it like in sitcoms men. are always portrayed as if they just. like have one chromosome, you know? And. um uh I'm sort of fascinated by that. But the definition Yeah. What does. intelligence mean? Does it mean.

memorizing a bunch of stuff from a book. that like wasn't weren't our textbooks. written by like Galain Maxwell's dad or. something? I'm dead serious. >> No, I think you might be right. Like I. >> is that it? No. Why? Without going too. far, he did do something about. consolidating a bunch of medical. journals. Uh the textbook thing maybe. >> there was a there was a there was a. history textbook that was like um and uh. you know so memorizing a bunch of stuff. that like may or may not be true. Like. that's not intelligence necessarily.

Like you could be falling for a con. I. think intelligence is. >> right. Like we're talking about what. Humeman said about medical journals, >> right? >> You know that he had talked to that. professor and he said what percentage? The guy was like, "At least 50.". >> Yeah, >> 50%. And then is wild. >> And who paid for the other ones? >> That's so wild. >> Yeah. The idea that we know everything. is crazy. >> Here's another weird thing that you you. you said something that football is all. math. There is this really weird thing. that I was reading about the invention. of mathematics. And they were they were.

talking about one of the most the. biggest conundrums in the universe is. that they invent this thing. Humans. invent this thing to try to solve the. universe and they find out that the. universe is encoded with it. >> Is this like the turtle shell is the. calendar? >> This really stressed me out. The. >> I did see that. I did see that, but I. didn't I didn't look into that at all. This was like I I wanted to bring it up. on here. See if we could [ __ ] dive. into what exactly this guy is saying, but essentially saying the universe is. made out of the thing that we invented.

to measure it. That's how he described it to my monkey. mind, right? Like that math was. something the human being like calculus. like advanced physics like. these crazy equations. >> Call Eric Weinstein immediately. Call. Terrence Howard. >> Call Eric Weinstein and he would explain. differential equations. I don't. understand what that even means. I can. say those words. >> Right. Right. Right. Right. >> But we invented it. Humans invented that. so that they could figure out how the. universe is made. Like what what what is.

the structure of things? how to measure. things, but the universe itself is. encoded with this. >> It's like it is made out of the thing. that we invented to try to figure out. >> my adjacent tangent while Jamie looks up. whatever that is. uh because I I can't. really respond to it except with this um. uh uh sort of realization that all the. movies that current tech entrep our or. Benjamin Franklin's of our day grew up. on science fiction movies in many ways.

formed what they believe a future should. look like. >> Like you had someone on the podcast, someone sent me this clip about how you. said like how is AI going to kill us? And he goes I can't tell you because I. would never have thought of it. Like I. can't think of it how like it wouldn't. even occur to me to know what they would. do. >> Yeah. It'll do some slick Roy Jones Jr. [ __ ] on you. That's what it's going to. do. It's going to do the Roy Jones Jr. of tech and it's going to do it where in. a way that we could have never possibly. thought that it would control us in that.

manner and then it would just govern us. and probably limit our breeding and that. would be a wrap. >> Like how tech bros like grew up watching. weird science so by the time they go to. start inventing stuff, you know, like. how that influenced the way that they. invent things. I think AI is probably. going to tell us to either adapt or go. away. It's going to give us those. options because I think it's going to. say you can't keep doing the same thing. over and over and over again and expect. a different result when you're talking. about war and stealing money and.

embezzlement and fraud and the the. amount of money that's in politics and. Congress and the amount of politicians. that lie. You've been doing it this way. forever. forever. If AI said, "Listen, >> you can't govern things anymore. You. guys are super [ __ ] corrupt. Yeah, you're not going to change. You can't do. any of the things you've been doing in. terms of distribution of wealth, controlling of natural resources, but. you dug a hole in the ground, so you get. the world's oil. [ __ ] you. >> That's crazy. You don't own the oil.

because you own the ground. It's. literally a part of the world.". >> So, we'll take all the oil, distribute. it to everybody. >> That's what if I was AI, that's what I. would be saying. >> to try to find some kind of. >> I'm not saying I'm not saying oil to oil. people. you don't own the oil. >> But then it kind of. >> AI would think that. >> Well, so you think AI would have a. concept of like fairness and would would. go everyone should have a certain amount. of happiness or would AI go well this is. how things have always been. Like. >> it would recognize that human beings are. so destructive. >> and so often full of [ __ ] and. manipulative and looking to just figure.

out a reason or a way that they can. sneak something through or make. something happen or overthrow a. government or do. >> AI is going to go, you can't do it that. one anymore. We're not going to give you. that kind of power anymore because you. guys are abusive every single time you. get a lot of power. >> But then it's going to be like, okay, >> what do the people do now? What if the. people resort to violence? And then it's. going to say like, "Look, you can't have. any more [ __ ] kids. You guys are. making kids. They're not. You're going. to either have to integrate with us. >> or you're going to have to go away.".

>> So, they're going to go, "You have to. [ __ ] us. >> I guess you have to [ __ ] us." Of course, that's always where it ends. So, but. because AI is is based on an amalgam of. all of us, by that very nature, wouldn't. it mean that they would abuse their. power once they get it? They're going to. go, "You abuse power, but because we. do.". >> Maybe. But why are we doing it? Like, are we doing it because of chimp. instincts? >> Right? >> Like, I'm reading this book, The Chimp. Paradox, recommended by Ronnie O. Sullivan. Have you ever heard of that. book, The Chimp Paradox? >> That's what it's called, right? Make.

sure I get it right. >> Chimp, >> but it's all about uh you have like a. person in your head and a chimp in your. head. >> and you got to decide like when to. listen to the chimp and when. Yeah, that's it. That's the book. Very good. book on mental management. >> And Ronnie O' Sullivan, who's like one. of the greatest snooker players of all. time, if not the greatest. >> The what? What game? >> Snooker. They call it snooker. Snooker. in England. It's a crazy cool game. That's like a pool game, but it's a way. bigger table. It's like a 12ft table. >> and there's different rules.

>> And I don't understand it totally. I. don't know how the score goes. I don't I. don't I've never played it, but this guy. was just a [ __ ] wizard at it. But. like most wizards, he's a crazy person. >> Sure. >> He had a hard time managing his mind. you know, he just go off the rails and. think he was useless and think he could. never win and you know, and just. whatever [ __ ] mental demons you. battle when you're truly brilliant at. something. >> He recommended that book. >> Doug, I could just get into some weird. space about Pythagoras's stuff. Some guy.

wrote an article about the math thing. >> Yeah, >> that was kind of in the title. >> Humans internet mathematics. That's what. the world is made of. >> He wrote about it. >> Pythagoras's revenge. >> Most people think mathematics is a human. invention. to this way of thinking. Mathematics is like a language. It may. describe real things in the world, but. it doesn't exist outside of the minds of. the people who use it. But the. Pythagorean school of thought in ancient. Greece held a different view. Its. proponents believed reality is. fundamentally mathematical. More than.

2,000 years later, philosophers and. physicists are trying to take this idea. seriously. As I argue in a new paper, mathematics is an essential component of. nature that gives structure to the. physical world. Honeybees and hexagons. >> Bees live in hives produce hexagonal. honeycomb. Why? According to the. honeycomb conjecture in mathematics, hexagons are the most efficient shape. for tilling the plane. If you want to. fully cover a surface using tiles of a. uniform shape and size while keeping the.

total length of the perimeter to a. minimum, hexagons are a shape to use. >> Have you seen when someone tests if. honey is real or not and they put honey. on a plate and it just starts forming a. hexagon? >> Sick. >> What? >> Yeah. >> Is that real? >> That's dude. Bees are so metal, dude. >> They are so metal. You know who's more. metal? >> Tell me. >> The wasps who behead the bees. Don't get. me started on wasps. Oh, dude. >> Those wasps would come in and just wipe. out an entire colony.

>> There's a big ass wasp infestation, I. think, coming next summer to California. >> Oh, wasps are scary, >> dude. They don't they Aren't they just. [ __ ] Like, they don't even have. predators. Like, they don't even serve. any purpose except to just kick the [ __ ]. out of you. >> I don't know what purpose they serve. other than scare the [ __ ] out of me. I. >> The bears eat the larae. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. Dude, I got stung by a wasp. You. know, I If you go underwater, they'll. wait for you. They wait. >> They're like the Belgian Malamino of the. world. >> They're just dicks. Like they're just.

instead of moving on, they wait. Whereas. a boot, but a bee doesn't want to sting. you. If you get stung by a bee, like. >> Well, a hornet can sting you over and. over again. A wasp can sting you over. and over again. A bee can only sting you. once and it's dead. It's only stinging. you to get you the [ __ ] away from. >> Yeah. They don't want to sting you. Yeah. >> They want you to get the [ __ ] away from. the queen or get the [ __ ] away from the. hive. They don't just want to sting you. for no reason. >> You had the bee lady, I think, on here. She DM'd me about something cuz I like. I'll like get bees out of my pool all. the time when they're like drowning. Even though they do have the ability to. make their wings go so fast that they.

can get out of the water when they go in. circles. So sick. But I was like. rescuing them from my pool. And she was. like, "If a bee is out, that means. they're a forager bee and they're going. to die in a couple days anyway." [ __ ]. >> Oh, so you're risking your life for two. minutes. Yeah. >> Trying not to drown. >> Yeah. I'm just stopping Darwinism. >> I found a few videos. It could be. [ __ ] apparently, but it does It is. weird. When you pour water into the. honey, it starts forming. >> a hexagon. >> Like a honeycomb. >> Whoa. >> What? >> And they're saying it's like a memory, which everyone says that's that's. [ __ ] But it's doing. >> How's that not just water bubbles mixed.

in with the honey? >> Uh when people have done fake honey, it. dilutes it in a different way, but. someone the top comment here said they. did the exact same thing and it. happened. >> That was one of the things that. beekeeper lady was telling us is a lot. of honey's [ __ ] It's got corn syrup. in it. >> Oh yeah. I mean, as I have my two jars. of honey in front of me, but I do try. when I travel to eat local honey when I. land. >> Yeah, >> student. >> She said that's [ __ ] too. That. thing about it like helping your immune. system, but I don't know how you would. know that. >> placebo effect is an effect. So, now. what? >> It's It's good for you though. Honey's.

good for you. There some some good. aspects to it. >> Manuka honey, anything on that topic? >> Scam. She said they just had a good PR. agent. >> Good for them. >> But there is psychedelic honey. Do you. know about that? >> Yeah. This is wild cuz the way they have. to collect it, it's it grows on. cliffsides. So these guys, they have to. repel and risk their [ __ ] life to get. this honey that makes you trip balls. because there's a special kind of flour, I guess, >> that has a psychedelic compound in it. And I don't know what the compound is. A.

guy brought it in. I tried it. It was. interesting. >> I get he to he said just take a half a. spoonful. So I said, "Fuck you. We're. going in.". >> I took the whole spoonful. I'm like, "Let's see. >> Let's see what's up." Um, it's. something. There's something there. >> Is there something about the sugar or. the. >> This is what it looks like. But see if. you can show them harvesting because. when they harvest, this is how they do. it. How crazy is that? So, this guy's on. this giant rope ladder and probably. doesn't have any safety. Is. >> that a mushroom? Oh, wa. >> Those are all the hives. That's how they. grow under cliffs.

>> So sick. And what is it that if a bee. stings you, does it help with. inflammation? Like if you're. >> Sometimes, yeah, sometimes it helps. people with like arthritis and [ __ ]. >> Yeah, >> like bee stings. It's like people have. used them to alleviate certain forms of. arthritis. Make sure that's true. >> I'm pretty sure it's true. >> Or the Yeah, the pain is so severe that. you just. >> You hear about the lady that fell out of. a plane. I think she was skydiving. I. think it was a skydiving exercise and uh. she landed on a um a fire ant colony and. they kept her alive cuz they stung the.

[ __ ] out of her and her adrenaline. literally kept her alive. >> And is that also what I remember? I had. my ear back. >> Look at that. Look at that little. [ __ ]. >> So sick. >> Think how many be sting therapy. How it. works? Okay. How does it work? Click on. >> this one says too risky for treating. osteoarthritis. I think it's. >> Oh, don't be a [ __ ] That's just cuz. they patent bees. >> I mean, isn't that what acupuncture is. like based on? I mean, >> if they get if they get patent bees, then they would make you do it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Bill Gates is buying all the. bees. >> You you you need to get vaccinated for. arthritis. And they would be like,

arthritis is costing us so much. Arthritis is actually a disease. It's. costing us so much money. >> That's it. >> And we've patented bees. So, we're gonna. You gota You have to get stung by our. bees. >> Yeah. It's so funny. It's like, didn't. NMN Didn't they start taking that off. the market so they they could make it. prescription now or something? >> Is that true? They're probably trying to. do a lot of that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Like all. >> They're trying to keep like certain. peptides from becoming legal. It's. silly. It's silly. It's all good for. people. I know you're not going to make. money off of it. Doesn't mean it's not. good for the overall human race.

>> Yeah. You shouldn't be able to stop. products that are super beneficial just. because you can't profit off of them. That means you have a captive industry. That's not good for anybody. It's not. good for you that you're allowed to do. that. >> Shouldn't be allowed to do that. It's. not good for anybody else. >> Peptides are really beneficial to. people. And some of them are okay as. long as they're making a ton of money of. them off them. Like these WGO peptides. >> Yeah. >> You know, the ones that like GLP-1. inhibitors, those do you know the. numbers of people that are on those now?

It's kooki. It's like more than 10. million in this country. How what's the. number of people that are on uh. >> GLP1s? >> And is that also called. >> Ompic? That's right. >> Yeah. W Go Vic. There's a bunch of. different names for them. They're. basically it's a GLP1. It's a peptide. >> And I I mean there's good press about. it, there's bad press about it. I It's. like. >> you know the person I saw this morning. like she's like I lost 60 pounds. like I. was going to like it was you know she's.

like even if there's side effects like I. I was going to get diabetes like it was. bad you know like% obesity was our big. problem so you know. >> it's like almost everything there's like. goods and bads stuff. >> I took Accutane when I was I think 14 or. 15 and they're like oh well side effect. is you're suicidal I'm like when you're. 15 and you have acne you're suicidal. like I'll take whatever the side effects. are. >> yo this is nuts. >> okay no full year uh total exact full. year total uh publicly available from.

major sources as data through September. shows rapid growth but lacks a December. closeout. >> True Veta data reports 12,23,09. GLP1 prescriptions from January 2018 to. September 2025. >> Wow. >> 12 million prescriptions is a lot. But I. got to think that's way more today cuz. in 2018 you're not getting a lot of. people. Like I would like to see like a.

chart of when it kicks in. >> So it's 6.5% of all US prescriptions up. slightly from prior quarters. >> And when your insurance companies, they. should theoretically support it and pay. for it. >> Well, definitely if you're morbidly. obese, it'll prevent you from a lot of. real problems of morbid obesity if you. really get it together with this [ __ ]. >> And then when there's a bunch of. negative stuff about it, I'm like, did. the lap band pay for this? Well, it's. all Look, you can definitely have side. effects. Like Brian Simpson took it and. he he had horrible side effects. He had. to get off of it. But but it also.

there's a lot of people that took it and. they lost 100 pounds and they're way. healthier than they would be before. It's just like. >> the way Brigham Buer from ways to well. described he said it's like it has to be. taken conjunction with other things that. are keep your body from wasting away and. you should be doing strength. Like Peter. has talked about this as well. you. should be doing strength training while. you're doing it. >> like because you will you're gonna lose. weight because you're not you're at a. calorie deficit so you're gonna lose. muscle too and you're gonna lose bone. density so you got to mitigate that. >> So there's an idea that they would. combine them with I think they did.

something with peptides like an IGF-1. along with this and the two of them. together keep you from wasting away. >> Yeah. I was doing like that metformin. for a minute and I was like yeah you. lose muscle mass but you're like but. also the effect of sugar like you know. so now I'll just take it every now and. then when I eat like a lot of pasta or I. want to have like a you know. >> the metformin one's very polarizing you. know a lot of people really believe in. it a lot of people think it's a crazy. idea. >> I'm like I'm pretty steady I do like the. nr.

which is like the true nigen stuff I. mean hubman is I'm just like tell me. what to do uh NAC. uh I'm I'm I'm sauna. And then also sometimes it's like the. absence of things. Sometimes like what. are you doing? It's like what are you. not doing? Like there's a point where. you're just like I that person's an. acquaintance not a friend. Like there's. certain like I feel like maybe it's when. you become a mom you have to also. reassess like your emotional diet or. your mental diet of like%. >> as well. >> Yeah. You just have to do that as an.

adult anyway. True. Otherwise, you're. just going to run into problems all the. time that are totally avoidable. Yeah. >> And they're not these people just they. make the same [ __ ] mistakes over and. over and over again. >> That's right. >> They drag you into their [ __ ] over. and over again. >> You want to change like you're addict. and like you're addicted to adrenaline. I'm obsessed with all the addictions. that aren't like a substance, drugs, alcohol. It's like, oh, you're a. gambling addict just with women or just. with men or like you're an adrenaline, a. drama addict. Like I can't. >> It's like do you, this is how I say it. Do you look forward to hanging out with. that person? And if you don't, then it's.

a chore. >> If you do you look forward to hanging. out with someone, like even if they're. crazy, it's like, "All right, it's. okay.". >> Yeah, totally. >> It's okay. This is fun. It's it's it's. all like, "What are we all doing? We're. all trying to get along together, you. know, and if we're if one of us is not. trying to do that, one of us is out for. self." And. >> yeah, >> you know, there there's certain people. that are just they just can't get their. [ __ ] together. >> Yeah. And desperate people do desperate. stuff. And I think that with what we do, like, you know, it's interesting cuz. some friendships, you know, they'll just.

like, "Oh, come on the podcast." And. it's like, "We haven't hung out though. either." Like, we don't text. Like, >> comics, I think. >> it becomes transactional. It starts. feeling weird. >> Such a big part of what you've done like. for comedy. It's like, you know, that. green room and having a space that's. like not on c like comics, I think, started going so crazy during the. pandemic, myself being one of them, because it's like all of our. conversations were monetized and for. public consumption. We stopped just. hanging out off camera. >> Right. And a lot of people were doing it. remotely. So they were having podcasts.

remotely with their friends. That was. like their only human interaction. That's right. >> That's so bad. >> Nothing I did during the pandemic should. have been filmed. >> Oh, >> but like you know, we also have to. actively go out of our way to be off. camera too, guys. You know? >> Yeah. Well, community is like it's so. important. The people that don't think. it's important just don't have it. That's right. If you have it and you. have a bunch of friends and you get to. hang out and have fun together, it's. like. >> Yeah. >> It's like a like it's like stepping into. a well of love. Like. >> that's it.

>> We're all here. What's up? >> And also just like like you know I don't. have to tell you. You know those comics. that you like look up to so much or. they're legends and then all of a sudden. they just stop being funny and you're. like how did this happen? you know, whether it's because they've, you know, incubated themselves against, uh, you. know, doing what normal people do on a. daily basis and have, you know, assistance, but they've surrounded. themselves, they're not friends with. comics. It's always that. It's like, how. did that person, they're just not. friends with comics and they don't have. someone humbling them constantly and. pushing back and giving them [ __ ] and.

>> and all the motivations that got them to. be funny when they were younger have. been eliminated cuz almost all of it is. try to get extra attention from girls or. from your friends. You're trying to be. funny. you have no motivation to be. funny anymore because everybody loves. you and you're rich. >> And being a comic is a lot I think of. like having almost intentional. um contrarian Tourette's where you'll. just say some [ __ ] that like mar it's a. crazy premise like sometimes standup is. like saying something that isn't true. and then proving it you know and to say. some and have someone fight back with.

you. That's why I think comics when. people are like why do comics talk about. woke culture so much? It's like cuz we. see disagreeing as an interesting. conversation. You guys see it as fascism. and like. >> also woke culture is trying to dictate. what people can and can't say and we can. disagree and you can't tell me what I. can and can't say but not what your. mouth does. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> You can't just decide and you can't. start saying punch a Nazi like settle. down. Figure out what a Nazi really is. >> Yeah. >> What are you saying? You're a Nazi.

because you you know you don't think. biological male should be competing with. women in sports because I've heard that. thrown out that way. Well, that's crazy. talk. >> You don't get to define things like. that. That's what you're doing when. you're fighting against woke culture. You're fighting against nonsense that. can't stand up to facts. And the thing. about things that stand up to facts is. people usually don't defend them. violently. They usually discuss them. clearly because it's obvious. But this. is this one you it's not backed up by. facts. >> Yeah. >> So the opposition of it is like violent.

and angry like they they want to stop. debate. They want to stop conversation. This is what the problem with woke. culture is. It is. It's just an ideology. like any other one. It's got its own. rules. And because it's not based on. logic, it has to be very angry. It has. to scare you. >> Did people look at hippies like this in. the 70s? >> They wanted to do that. That's how the. CIA tricked the [ __ ] the the hippies. into doing all that Manson [ __ ]. >> That's what they were trying to do with. the whole Charles Manson. Have you ever. read that Tom. >> the Cha what's it called? Chaos. I have.

it. I've started it. >> Tom O'Neal's book. It's [ __ ]. incredible. Can't recommend it enough. >> Yeah, I need to but it's all about them. discrediting. So, they were terrified of. the love movement. They were terrified. of all these people that were taking. acid and going to Woodstock and they. were like, "Jesus Christ, we're we're. losing the cultural battle." And so, they got together with Charles Manson. and gave him a bunch of acid and taught. him how to mind [ __ ] people. And this. guy went out and killed a bunch of.

people and they blamed it on the. hippies. They're like, "Oh my god, we. got to make acid illegal." They made. acid illegal like that year and then the. whole world went kooky. They shut down. all the psychedelics. That was the. sweeping schedule one act of 1970. Like. when was the Mansome murders? What year. was the Mansome murders? >> And while you're finding that, I'm. obsessed with CIA. Um the Philippines. operation the 50s where they made it. look like vampires. suck the blood of a bunch of the rebels. Have you seen this? >> Did they really? I've heard about this.

before. I forgot about sick. 69. So the. Manson murders happen in ' 69. In 1970, acid, mushrooms, DMT, all that stuff. becomes illegal. >> Scheduled one. >> Yeah, >> that's crazy. They they threw water on a. movement of people abandoning. this path that they see their family on, their mother and their father, and. they're not happy. And these people are. dying unhappy, and they're getting heart. attacks, and they're dropping dead at.

60. And these kids are saying, "I don't. want that in my life. I want to follow. the Grateful Dead. I want to make art. I. want to dance. I want to go to music. festivals. I'll figure out how to live.". >> And they were like, "No [ __ ] way. We. don't want war. Make love, not war.". What? Americans in the street. >> Yeah. >> Saying love, not war. Never before. Not. 1947, right? The end. I mean, think. about the end of World War II. You You. couldn't imagine Americans in the. street. But in 1967, they're doing it.

1967 they don't want to go to Vietnam. and they're saying no to war and they're. in the street and they're wearing. flowers they call them flower children. >> crazy. >> so they had to turn them into monsters. and so they got Manson. >> women had to wear bras again nightmare. all that stuff like I got in a wormhole. on the CIA and Hendrickx and and Cobain. I'm like I just can't there's certain. things I. >> I think they have their fingers in. probably everything they can get their. fingers in. >> Yeah. >> All of it. >> And do they have to? I think they do in.

some ways, but the problem is they have. power that they probably shouldn't have. And then there's always going to be some. crazy guy who keeps pushing things and. next thing you know, you're selling Coke. in Nicaragua. >> Dude, this guy. So, it was there was. some like uh myth in the Philippines. about this like vampire that would kill. PE whatever it was. And then they in the. middle of the night take these rebels. that they need to deal with and they. drain them of their blood and put Sorry, puncture. I'm just obsessed with the guy. that had to do the puncture marks. Like. there's a guy who had to like do the.

vampire marks and so that the everybody. woke up and these rebels that they were. following they saw that they had been. attacked by vampires and it. >> how did they kill them before they. drained their blood? >> How many dudes did they whack too? That's kind of crazy. >> That's so wild. >> That's a great idea. >> So sick. That's what I'm saying. >> Imagine if you were a [ __ ] soldier. and you thought you were really in a. Blade movie. >> You thought this [ __ ] was real. Yeah. I. mean, >> like if you're living in the Philippines. and what I mean, I don't know what their. education was, right? I imagine it's not. the best. Yep.

>> If you're you're fighting vampires, >> right? Or you think vampires are Yeah. You think vampires are. >> But imagine being the guy who was like, "That's not real." The Philippines guy. that's like, "That's not real." And then. I was like, "Oh shit." Like. >> that's crazy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Or the guy who's like, "Told. you.". >> That's crazy. >> Just the Kurt Medscore who's like, "Told. you.". >> And what year was this? >> The 50s. >> Wow. >> It's the Ashwaga. Was it called the. Ashwaga was the name of the vampires. they were scared of? >> People are so nuts. They really are.

>> But this is like when you read this. stuff about the CIA and you're like what. are they doing now to make it look like. a this and it's really that. >> So the CIA combat sigh squad and the So. it says the Sywar squad set up an ambush. along the trail used by the Hucks. When. a Huck patrol came along the trail, the. ambushers silently snatched the last man. of the patrol. their move unseen in the. dark night. They punctured his neck with. two holes vampire fashion, held the body. up by its heels, drained it of blood,

and then put the corpse back on the. trail. When the Hux returned looking for. the missing man and found their. bloodless comrade, every member of the. patrol believed that the Aswang had got. him and that one of them would be next. if they remained on that hill. When. daylight came, the whole Huck squadron. moved out of the vicinity. Wow, what a. gangster movie train. >> How many times did they do it? >> So sick. >> So, uh, what's the number of people that. they did it to? Apparently only used.

once. >> to dislodge a squadron. >> So, it was only one time that they did. one guy. >> That was only one body. >> What a dope move. >> So sick. That's all you got to do to let. the fear spread. I love that [ __ ]. >> I would run off that [ __ ] mountain. I'm not convinced vampires aren't real. I'm not convinced. No, I see I see what. I saw. I know what I saw. >> Even if it's an animal, >> I think mathematically they can't exist. >> I think someone has actually done the. numbers on this. >> that mathematically.

wind up killing everyone. >> No one. It would be nothing but say. someone else researched it and said that. >> they might not have even worked because. they didn't have a vampire like lore in. the region. They had something else. where they said that they fed on fear. this hater dork. >> fed on fetuses of pregnant woman. >> Yeah, but either way, it's a monster. that drained the guy of its blood by. biting him in the neck. >> But it's also like there's not vampires. Oh, there's just the American CIA. Even.

worse, I'd rather there be [ __ ]. vampires, dude. >> Description was from the CIA guy. himself. >> If they even tried to do it, we're all. so [ __ ]. >> Which description was from. >> That one that you read was from. Lansdale. And Lansdale is this guy who. >> Yeah, that guy is a vampire. What are. you talking about? >> So, he's the ad exec turned CIA. operative who masterminded the plot. What a [ __ ] genius. >> I love [ __ ] like that. >> What a genius. >> But there's something going on here. right now. That is that. >> being in a room doing coke and pitching. that idea. >> Okay guys, I have an idea.

>> [ __ ] VAMPIRES. >> YOU KNOW THAT HOLE puncher that we used. down here? I have an idea. And for. everyone was like for a second. >> and you snatch the guy and you have to. keep him from yelling. So you have to. cover his mouth. >> He's got to be the last guy in the. patrol. You have to snatch him so the. guy right in front of him doesn't hear. it. >> That's a lot of muscle. >> You got to keep him from screaming. You. got to hold on to his body. Keep him. from fighting back and reaching for. >> they put some like a needle with a. >> It doesn't sound like they did. Not yet.

>> It sounds like they just held that guy. and cut his [ __ ] neck and then hung. him up by his ankles. >> This is always my thing. If this is what. we know, what do we not know? >> Oh, we don't know a lot. >> Anything? >> We don't know a lot. >> Especially when crazy stuff comes out. I'm like, if this is like Epstein list, whatever, if this is what they told us, right? >> It's so bad. >> They did one vampire thing. That was the. first time they ever did that. >> They had to practice a couple times. >> That's why a few times it didn't work at. all. >> They had to practice blindfold. >> Scream. They had to kill everyone. >> Yeah. >> Lansdale brags about an improvised bit. of homemade voodoo he called the eye of.

God. It was based on a World War II. civil war tactic of learning the names. of individual German officers and. announcing on the battlefield over. loudspeakers that they'd be the next to. die if they didn't surrender. Holy [ __ ]. >> Lansdale's twist was to paint a cryptic. symbol he called the eye of God outside. the homes of suspected huck. sympathizers. The mysterious presence of these. malevolent eyes the next morning had a. sharply sobering effect, wrote Lndale.

That's crazy, >> isn't it? Like, >> does stuff like that make you feel like. like. >> people are monsters. >> Like we're like fake news. News has just. always been f like maybe this is the. realest truest news we've ever had when. you think about back then it was all. just gossip. >> Yeah. Um well, I think they definitely. controlled the news way better back then. and they can do things like the Gulf of. Tonkan. >> Yeah. you know, where they just decide. that they're going to pretend that we. got attacked so that we can go to war. and who knows how many people died. because of that. And that's crazy that.

they did it and got away with it. Like. that's a real tactic. >> I think this is the crazy part is that. he was an ad whiz for all these. companies and then he volunteered to go. to the army and they recognized his. special talents. >> He's like, I'm not getting enough evil. done working for Nabiscoco. >> He's the pioneer of psychological. operations. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. started SCOPS. >> This is fascinating because this is like. I've worked I I sell jeans that cost $10. for 80 bucks. Like trust me, I know how.

to trick people. >> Like it's so fascinating when you're. like people went from working in an ad. agency to sell products to like. convincing people vampires were real. It. just. >> [ __ ] genius. I mean it's. >> I love that [ __ ]. >> Genius. What a great idea. Yeah. >> And what's the genius thing now that. we're being convinced of that's like. >> Oh, I'm I bet they do some of the stuff. just for fun to keep practicing. >> Remember like charcoal toothpaste was a. thing? I'm like, >> I use that every day. >> Charcoal in your mouth. >> In my mouth.

>> Works. >> It works. >> cuz charcoal it absorbs. >> It cleans your teeth. It's really good. at cleaning your teeth. >> Where did we land on this? Root canals. are bad thing. >> I don't know about that. I've been I'm. meaning to talk to my orthodontist about. it. I haven't had a chance. I'm just. trying to figure out. >> I know a bunch of people that are. thinking about getting their root canals. removed and getting a post put in. I'm. like, is that better? Are you going to. get a [ __ ] drill bit? >> But isn't it more about opening it and. bacteria getting in and getting into. your lining of your brain? >> I can't. >> I know. Me, too. I'm like, dude, I've. been sucking on coconut oil and doing.

black seed oil in my mouth. Like, tell. me what to do. I'll start eating. charcoal if that's what needs to happen. Is that what this is? I don't know. Um, but like yeah, what are the things that. we're kind of like falling for right now. or being scared of? Like I feel like. there are a lot of tests like drones. >> Well, what are the things that are. bothering us that we don't know about? Like the Aridium girls like what about. Wi-Fi? What if we find out that Wi-Fi is. making us less and less in tune with our. life or less in tune with our. environment or dulls a certain part of. your brain?

>> I think with or without the like beams. harming us, the phone is doing that. anyway, right? Has there has there been. any long-term studies on sci-fi or. excuse me cell phone sci-fi cell phone. signals on their interference with. things other than bees? Because I know. they do interfere with bees. >> Well, isn't that was that confirmed. because it was also could have been. fertilizer and. >> Well, I think there's something there's. a reason why they believe that it has an. impact. >> What is the reason why they think cell. phone signals have an impact on bees?

>> I think that's not pseudocience. I think. that's I think there's a real reason for. believing that. >> because they I mean. >> something about how they navigate and. you know what they do that those signals. that are in the air with them could [ __ ]. them up. I don't understand. >> I am on I have a lot of Wi-Fi at my. house and I have bees [ __ ]. everywhere. Um but yeah. >> that maybe why they're like. >> Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it's a like. >> maybe it's like 11 when they turn on the. sirens. >> When I powers. >> when I um was pregnant I was listening. to like whale sounds a lot.

>> Oh that's so crazy. And I cuz when you. have a baby and you it's like an. amphibian. It's breathing. >> right. >> fluid, right? That's smart. >> And then I was like, but what if these. whales are like fighting? Like I don't. know what they're saying. They're saying. a bunch of races. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yes. Cell phone signals can affect bees. causing behavioral changes like. increased agitation and worker piping. and alarm sound indicating disturbance. Those sensationalized claims linking. them directly to mass colony collapse. are not fully supported by science. Studies show bees are sensitive to the.

electromagnetic fields from active. phones, disrupting their normal. communication and potentially leading to. disorientation. So, here's the thing. Do. we know if it affects us? Like, we don't. really know. I mean, there's a lot of. people that, oh, EMF, man. And there's a. lot of people like, oh, it's all. [ __ ] But what is the reality? Do we. really know? And isn't all this stuff. fairly recent? Yeah, I mean there is. Jamie you can find this and I won't um. to corroborate it because I won't know. the exact year but there T-Mobile had. put aside like a lot of money for for.

possible lawsuits with all this stuff. So I did the I did you know I always. have some weird side thing. >> when you made a documentary on violence. >> That's right on uh calcio with Pete Berg. by the way. Um and uh uh I still want to. go. I still want to go. It's in it's in. Florence every June. Wouldn't you want. to go? >> No. to see calcio doro. >> No, >> that would be so. >> that'd be so sick. No. >> Um because it's not trained fighters. It's just like butchers and.

>> Oh, those guys are trained. >> Oh, I mean they're they're not like. professional. I mean like. >> Oh, I don't know about that. >> Oh, really? >> Some of them look like they absolutely. knew how to fight. >> Agreed. They trained all year to do. this, but they're not like um. >> Is that sure? Are you sure that they. don't have any MMA fights or anything? >> Maybe. I don't know. I think. >> I'm watching some of those guys. I'm. like, that guy looks like he's fought. They're all training all year for this. thing, but I think they have other jobs. like professionally. It's kind of like. and it's. >> okay, >> you know. But but yeah, they all look. like they're like. >> But not all of them. Just like a few. guys look like ringers. >> Yeah.

>> When I'm watching it, I'm you know, I'm. watching these guys duke it out. Some. guys look like they belong there and. other guys look like that's an MMA. fighter. That's that's a guy who's. throwing leg kicks. >> And they say that crime goes down in the. region to zero during that month. I mean, why why why am I opposed to that. when I'm not opposed to MMA? I don't. know. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's I mean, it's it. probably just will annoy you to watch. people so bad at this getting. >> No, no, it's not even that. It's just. like I worry that we're moving in a. direction where violence is team.

violence. Team violence like that leads. to [ __ ] war. Like, individual. violence is a one-on-one person. It's. your skills against his skills, your. mind against his mind, your will, how. well you've prepared, the discipline you. showed in training, your IQ in terms of. fighting IQ, that's a fascinating. contest to me. But the when you see. teams of dudes running each other and. [ __ ] each other up like that, that to. me is like, what are you asking for?

>> Well, >> okay. What are you getting people. excited about? And what fascinates me. about it is what we were talking about. earlier with the AI and everything of. like knowing what humans need in order. to stay whether it's satiated um you. know uh bridled in some way of like if. AI takes away all the hard things or. whatever like the whack-a-ole of what. are people going to start doing you know. when they don't have like if AI is like. this is too crazy you guys are fighting. too much it's like but if we're born to. kind of fight and need to.

>> that's why we're going to have to. integrate. >> yeah merge. >> put that chip in your brain, Whitney? >> Look, we're all gonna have. >> I think I have worse things in my brain. >> It's like we're all saying like, "Oh, I. don't want an email." Everybody has an. email. >> We've already merged with our phones. I. mean, when I leave my phone, I feel it. in my gut. I'm like, "Where is it?". >> 100%. >> Like I there's times where I'm like. driving home and I'm like, I've. completely atrophied. Like I don't even. have peripheral vision. I I don't have. muscle memory of how to get home.

>> Right. You forgot. You forgot how to. navigate LA. >> Yeah. Like we are a unit. >> If you try to go through LA and you. don't have a navigation system now, you're [ __ ]. >> They call photos memories because your. memories are in there. They're not in. your head. >> It's like I look, they're like memories. And I'm like, I forgot about that. >> cuz it's in here. >> Right. You literally don't even. remember. And then you see the picture. and now you remember. >> Yeah. They do like a year ago today. I'm. like, oh, right. Right. >> I didn't log that in. You ever have a. friend tell you a story and you're like, I [ __ ] forgot about that trip.

>> Crazy. >> It's weird. It's like you just didn't. have it accessible. >> That's right. How did I delete that? >> You deleted it. >> Why did I delete it? >> You got no room. >> There's too many things. Especially a. person like you who's constantly talking. to people, constantly going to different. places. Like it's like too much novel. [ __ ] is getting into your head. That's. right. >> Too many novel stories, novel. conversations. Like, oh wow. Oh, whoa. Did you know? Did you? And it's like. after a while your hard drive's like, "Bitch, we're bleeding out. >> too much.". >> Yeah. >> And I'm like, "Why do I remember every. lyric to every R Kelly song, but I.

cannot remember what happened last. week?" It's funny. >> [ __ ] I wish you would. >> Do you remember America? Have you seen. America? I'm going to bring you back to. America. >> America. It doesn't say like, "Did you. get your shots? >> Did you get your shots? Did you get your. vaccine?" This is like, "Let's fill out. your paper. Do you want to come to. America with Robert or something? >> Yeah. Oh my god, it was [ __ ] amazing. Amazing. We won't we'll play this just. for us and we'll end this with with.

that. >> Let me hear that part. >> That's the other thing. It's like you. can't put it up extreme extreme left. people. They'll be like America's full. of fascist Nazis, but let everyone in. Come here. >> Technically not a release song, but I. don't know if he has like. we'll we'll wrap it up. >> Did you get your shots? What shots? at the comedy mothership all weekend. Sold out. Sorry, [ __ ]. >> Here we go. >> Do you have your passport? >> I have to cut this off this moment. You. want to wrap it up? All right, we'll. wrap it up now. You play it now. Bye,

everybody. >> Love you. [Applause]. [Music].