Joe Rogan Experience #2431 - Shane Gillis

Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. >> The Joe Rogan Experience. >> TRAIN BY DAY. JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY. NIGHT. All day. right down there. Visit him. He's having. a good old time. I'm sure he loves doing. that. [snorts] Just [ __ ]. >> Wish it didn't piss me off. >> It pisses you off that he that he just. checks out. What pisses you off? >> I love it. I love that he does it. >> No, it's just art. It's fun to, >> but it's like the more successful he.

gets, the more dangerous it is. It's. like people know who you are, dude. >> You've been seen by millions of people. You can't pretend you're this like. anonymous backpacker anymore. [laughter]. You [ __ ] weirdo. He comes back. My. [snorts] favorite was a couple years. He. like when he came back from Peru, we. were doing Legion of Skanks and he was. like in the crowd and thought it was. going to be like a big surprise that. he's back. He like came back and we were. like, "Oh, what's up? Ari's here.". [laughter]. >> We talking about like, "Guys, you. haven't seen me in so long." I was like, I don't see any of my friends. >> Yeah, you were saying like see everybody.

every six months. >> I forgot you left, >> right? I only see Norman every 6 months. Maybe maybe a little more when we we get. popping with Protect Our Parts. >> It's not the same without them. >> I know it's not. >> I'm still getting drunk, but. >> it's a little sad though. [laughter]. >> It's a little more pathetic. I'm. drinking by myself. [laughter]. >> It's a little more sad. I've had a few. drinks. I had a a whiskey before a show. recently. I had a couple glasses of wine. with dinner the other day.

>> But it's the most I've had is two. >> But the days of like drinking at nights. >> I thought I [clears throat] had you last. time we had the mother show. >> The problem is health. >> I I'm too interested in health. I know. That's the problem. >> It's like the the price you pay is. legitimate. >> Yeah. >> And I'm I'm too interested in health. >> You know, I do too much to stay healthy. You work too hard to. >> you get I'm getting old, dude. Right. I'm 58. The the reality is like when was. the last time you saw a really fit 78-y.

old guy. 78 years for me is not that. far. That's. >> Trump's jacked. >> Bro, that's 2005. Okay. 2005 when I was still doing Fear. Factor. That's 20 years ago. Yeah. That's nothing. >> That's like that time just flies by. All. a sudden you're. >> my age. >> Yeah. Exactly. >> Damn. >> Yeah. Exactly. How old are you now? >> I'm I just turned 38. >> Yeah. See, so think of that.

>> Yeah. >> That's 20 years difference. You to me is. 20 years. >> But me to like a dead guy is 20 years. [laughter]. 78y old guy is a dead guy. >> There's the difference. >> So I've been uh consciously thinking. about that. Like don't let it get away. from you. That's the thing. Don't let it get away from you. Like. look at Jelly Roll. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] insane. Incredible. >> Yeah. >> That dude just added decades onto his.

life. >> Oh, for sure. He was. >> dec. He was on his way out. >> He was close. >> He was on his way out. >> Yeah. >> 40 500. >> 40 lbs. Yeah. >> Same talent dropped it too. >> Did he? >> Yeah. >> How much did he drop? >> [ __ ] ton. >> Oh, no [ __ ] I haven't seen him. >> Well, I think he did. I don't want to. speak for I think he took one of the. things like it was empty. >> Fine, man. What do you whatever you. need, >> bro? Just what are you doing? And he was. like, I was going to die. I was like, all right, fair. >> Yeah, you get too big and then he. probably has sleep apnea. So, he ain't. getting any sleep. So, at night he's.

choking, you know, and you're lying in. bed in these weird hotel rooms. >> Yeah. >> And Sam, >> I'm going out from sleep apnnea for. [laughter] sure, bro. >> I have to wear a mouthpiece every night. >> I wear a mouthpiece every night. >> I found a great pillow, too. >> You think it hurts to die from sleep. apnnea? >> Uh, no. You just choke. You stop. breathing. That's it. It's a wrap. Probably didn't hurt at all. You. probably just go in your sleep. >> Yeah. So, what the [ __ ]. >> I don't It's not the one of the worst. ways. >> What are we talking about here? >> Listen, let it ride. >> It's just the problem is you're going. way too young. It's You're going because.

someone's killing you and that that. someone's you. >> Yeah. But. >> see, [laughter]. >> a lot of football players get it. >> Yeah, I know. Yeah. Reggie White died. >> They have giant necks. So, the giant. neck when you're adding all this stuff. here, it's kind of closing in. And then. you got this big [ __ ] head and this. big ass tongue and it just falls over. that hole and you just slip into. darkness. >> Now you're talking my language. >> Well, listen. For a lot of those guys,

uh it's all preventable. You know, you. could sleep with a seat machine, which. sucks. >> Dude, my dad my dad has a sleep machine. and he uh he doesn't [ __ ] clean it. >> Oh no. >> He [laughter] gets like eye infections. >> Oh god. You just see him. [laughter] He. shows up with double pink eye. You're. like, "Yo, what the [ __ ]. [laughter]. bro?" I tried that thing once. One time. >> How do you sleep with that? >> Can't Can't do it. I I can't sleep with. a lot of noise. I want to be able to.

wake up quick. I wake up quick. >> That's funny. >> I'm one of those wake up guys like if my. wife grabs me, she like if she has to. wake me up, she has to like be kind of, >> you know, ready. >> that I don't grab her. Yeah. I I don't. know why I've always woken up like that. So, I don't want any noise. >> I listen to noise when I sleep. And then. I I have that thought though. It's like. if somebody breaks in. >> I want to hear everything. >> Sure. >> Well, this is like I used to always have. a lot of dangerous dogs. I used to have. like multiple pitbulls. I used to have.

>> I Yeah, [laughter]. me and him both was sleep apnnea. But. it's I wanted I always wanted things to. be awake that would bark if like. something was at the door like living by. yourself in Hollywood. >> I never lived in Hollywood but I lived. in North Hollywood and then I lived in. Enino and then I moved further out. I ke. just kept moving further and further. out. I even thought about Santa Barbara. I'm like why don't I get a big piece of. property on Santa Barbara? Get the [ __ ]. away from everybody. >> But like I don't want a machine going.

Yeah, >> you can't you're not hearing [ __ ] I. would be paranoid. I'd be feeling weird. >> I think when you hit like machine time, it's like, dude, I hope someone breaks. in here. [laughter]. Who gives a [ __ ] dude? [laughter]. >> He You got I've gotten sleep a I get. sleep apnea when I'm hung over. That's. when I get it, >> right? >> Like uh. >> And do you sleep? I've got it on my.

planes. Oh, I'm waking myself up. >> So embarrassing. >> I had to wake this dude up and not wake. this dude up, but tell him once, we're. we're on a long flight like going to. Europe or something. And this poor dude. was choking so bad. He sat up and I. said, "Hey man, you have sleep apnnea.". I go, "Have you ever been tested for. sleep apnea?" He was a younger guy. He. was like in his 30s but real overweight. And I go, "You got to go get tested." I. go, "You you legitimately have sleep. apnnea." I go, "I know cuz I have it.".

And I told him, I'm like, "You you don't. breathe for like nine seconds at a. time." [laughter] I watched him. It was. crazy. >> I got to be honest, that's I mean, don't. get me wrong, you did the right thing. But that would that would bum you out. >> Well, he was already friendly with me. Okay. >> We were already friendly cuz he was. like, "Hey, I love your show.". >> Waking up to like like a in shape dude. being like, "You're fat." Be like, "Dude, >> I told him I have it, too. I have it, too. I was informing him. I'm telling. you." I go, "It changed my life." And I. just told him, I go, "I got a mouthpiece. that presses down in your tongue. It.

keeps my tongue from sliding back. It's. a game changer.". >> I go, "Dude, you'll feel so much. better." Cuz I I watched you choke. >> Yeah. >> And so. >> the mouthpiece is tough, though. Like if. you're laying with a your lady. >> Oh, that's a problem. >> You put the mouthpiece in. >> Yeah. And she go, "Well, hold on a. second. >> All of a sudden, I'm hard. [laughter]. >> We should probably have sex right now.". That. >> take that mouthpiece out. Yeah. You got. to take it out. >> Go. Hey, baby. Are you awake? >> It's just uh another thing is uh mouth. tape. Have you ever tried that? Were you. breathing out of your nose? >> I got a deviated septum. It wouldn't.

>> You should get that fixed, dog. >> I'm never going to fix anything. >> Oh, you should get that fixed. I got. mine fixed. It was amazing. I didn't get. it fixed. I was 40. Yeah. >> I had it my whole. >> You just got a nose surgery? >> Yeah. >> It was awesome. >> It was The result is awesome. I mean, I. I gained like instantly gained like 10%. cardio. >> Oh, damn. >> Yeah. Cuz you breathe out of your nose. now. I couldn't breathe out of my nose. forever. I broke my nose when I was. five. I fell down a flight of stairs. >> and then uh it was always crooked like. it's like the bone got [ __ ] I got. [ __ ] I probably should have went to a.

doctor but you know in the 70s they just. [ __ ] dusted you off. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> So and then I broke my nose who knows. how many times after that. >> of course. >> bunch of times. >> Yeah. >> The most recent one in my 40s I got knee. in the face in jiu-jitsu in my or in my. late 30s rather. I got knee in the face. in jiu-jitsu and it was [ __ ] pouring. blood. I mean look bad though. No it's. not that bad. It's not flat. too much. because I really stopped striking mostly. when I was like 22 23. I did a little of.

it when I came to LA again. I I did a. little sparring but not too much. But. it's the guys that just keep getting hit. in the nose over and over again. This. piece of cartilage eventually collapses. >> and then you get this like flat thing. there. >> Yeah. >> Which doesn't bother me too much on. dudes, but it bums me out when I see it. on women fighters. It really does. It. bums me out. >> I know. So sexist. Uh it does comes out. >> Until you until you want to look pretty. You're straight. You go, why don't you.

even look pretty? >> There's certain fights where women get. like really badly cut and I have a. really hard time with it. >> I know. I should. >> I mean. >> where I don't have a hard time with. dudes. >> It Well, it's hard to watch women get. beat up. >> It is. >> like the [ __ ] that Iraq video we were. watching. >> Oh Jesus. >> It's hard to watch. >> What are you doing? Someone decided it. would be a good idea to have a man box a. woman. [laughter] Yeah. >> There was maybe some mouthy chick. because she was really aggressive. Like. remember like even after he knocked her.

down, she she jumped up and tried to. swing on him even when the referee was. holding her back. >> She was very aggressive, but this dude. beat the [ __ ] dog [ __ ] out of her. >> She was She did survive the round, >> I guess. Didn't she get knocked down at. the end and they stopped it? >> I think that I could be wrong. It looked. like the second he was in his corner. >> Well, he was terrible. He wasn't good. He wasn't good. It was ridiculous. >> Also, he Yeah, there it is. Don't Jamie, don't make me watch [laughter] this. >> This guy's just I mean, it looks like.

he's got some rudimentary technique. He's just kind of swinging punches, but. the power difference is just crazy. And anybody who thinks it's not is just. [ __ ] delusional. The difference. between a man and a woman is so big. Even like a a strong woman like Amanda. Nunez, she probably knock out most. dudes. But she's not sparring a guy her. weight that's gonna go full blast. It's. that's [ __ ] Even like a big power. puncher for a woman. It just doesn't. compare. [laughter]. >> Oh, there that's the end. >> That's horrible. >> That's crazy.

>> Horrible. >> But I think they were just in like. Fallujah, so [ __ ] it. >> My friend Tommy used to have a. girlfriend that could definitely knock. you out. She used to she knock me out, dude. Bro, I'm telling you, this girl. could could knock a man out. Uh Tommy. was always telling me how hard she hits. those uh punching bag things. And he's. like, "Let her hit your hand.". >> So I go, "Okay." [snorts]. So I put my hand up. Bro, she blasted my. hand. And I went, "Whoa.". >> I was like, "That is real." I go, "That's a real problem." I go, "Did. she'll knock you out? Did not get in. argument with your girlfriend. She's a.

big lady. Not not like overweight, but a. strong, stout lady.". >> I was shocked. >> There's girls out there that could. flatline you. But not [laughter] that one, >> bro. How much would that suck talking to. a girl? You're like, I this is my house. I'm making [laughter]. >> She just [ __ ] crack. >> She chlores shields you. Just [ __ ]. drops bombs on you, tunes you up with a. a nice. >> couple hammers on the ground. [laughter]. >> Oh, [ __ ] that.

>> Think of talking to a girl and she gets. in like a good stance. >> Oh my god. >> A boxing stance. Have you seen that. really pretty girl that fights in the. PFL? What's her name? Dakota JVA. I. don't know how to say her last name. Uh, I don't know. She's from England. I. don't know what her ethnicity is, but. she is like most of her fights win by. knockout. She's this Muay Thai. specialist, but she's pretty. She's real. pretty and like slim and slender and she. sounds awesome. >> [ __ ] these girls up. >> That's f these girls up like combin.

That's her. >> combination. DTO. Say that name. DVA. DVA. I don't know. I'm probably. butchering it. A lot of those names you. you can't really pronounce them the way. you read them. Like that. That trips me. up so hard at UFC weigh-ins. >> Like I have to write everything out. phonetically. Just cut cut to like when she's Yeah, she's tuning up this girl. >> And she tunes up all these girls. She's. nasty, man. Look at that knee to the. body. Like [laughter]. >> And she's pretty. She's pretty. She's.

got a nice body. If you saw her at a. club, you would you would say, "Wow, she. looks really fit." Like maybe she's a. CrossFit or something. >> Yeah. >> You try to hug her, you get put in the. clinch, get [ __ ] [laughter] elbowed. >> Just [ __ ] up. >> Yeah. But that video is wrong. The video. in Iraq is just wrong. Don't do that. >> Don't do that to that poor lady. That. lady got a lifetime worth of. >> She must have been talking so much [ __ ]. that the whole Everybody agreed to it. [sighs]. >> Yeah, >> everyone agreed. >> There's ladies like that out there. Just. like there's guys like that out there.

>> for sure. You I've seen a lot of videos. of guys just walking into a boxing gym. >> for [ __ ] [laughter] "Hey, I'm a. [ __ ] street fighter. They have no. skills and some guy just [laughter]. [ __ ] talk [ __ ] to him while he's. beating the brakes.". >> You can always tell though, just the way. they move their feet. >> Oh yeah. >> Like like kind of like on the balls of. their like jumping around a little. >> Every punch they throw, they leave their. feet. >> During the old days of martial arts, they used to people would just show up. at your gym and say they want to spar. the best people there. It would happen. all the time. How what years are these?

>> The 80s. >> Yeah, that's cuz they were putting out. those [ __ ] sick ass karate movies. [laughter]. >> Every single dude was like, "Hold on a. second. >> Is that me?" Yeah. >> Am I John Claude Van? >> I am that guy. Well, there's a lot of. like probably schizophrenics and. delusional [laughter] people. >> They'd show up at a karate school and. just get [ __ ] up. It's horrible. >> Having a manic episode be like, >> I'm about to throw a roundhouse kick. >> Horrible. Horrible. >> Oh man. getting tuned up while you're. having a mental break. [laughter].

>> You're in the middle of a full. schizophrenic break. You're seeing elves. and [ __ ] [laughter]. >> There's that [ __ ] elf right there. He's in the gym. >> There's a dragon hiding behind the. quarter. You just get punched in the. face. >> Fight. >> Hold on. The [laughter] dragon's talking. to me. >> He's got a trainer. It's a dragon. >> You imagine being schizophrenic? Imagine. just seeing a world that's totally. different than the world everybody sees. cuz your your whatever is all [ __ ] up. And so you're just seeing things that. aren't there. >> No.

>> Making connections that aren't real. >> and you don't know. >> Kurt Manser is fired up. [laughter]. Mezer is fired up. He'll get you. >> Mer's got a touch. >> He got me at the holiday. He got me. >> He's got a touch of the skits. >> He's [snorts] fired up, dude. >> Bro, he is an uh an encyclopedia of. conspiracies. >> Yeah. >> You just draw go back to You remember. that thing in the 70s? Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. He'll he'll get it. He'll get it. immediately and he'll tell you more than. you know. >> He'll tell you too much. >> He also talks about conspiracies with.

complete. >> Oh, you didn't know this? >> Yeah, that's the best. >> There's never like there's a theory. No, >> you didn't know. >> Yeah. >> And he gets over you cuz he's such a. goon. He like looms [snorts] over you. He's this big [ __ ] dude. Giant. eyebrows. >> He's so [ __ ] funny. He's so funny. He's unbelievably funny. >> He's such a character. Like, you. couldn't make a dude like that in a. movie. People are too over the top. No, he's he's his comedy is. >> Oh, yeah. >> Like my favorite. >> He's great. He's a really great like uh.

he does the Jimmy Door Show and he he. just jumps in with [ __ ] Jumps in. It's. always like I'm always like watching. this very serious thing. I'm like, "What. the [ __ ] [laughter]. >> What the [ __ ] Mascara.". >> Mascara. He's come over to my house a. couple times. He He likes White Claws. He drinks white claws and brings his own. and then he gets going. >> Yeah. He always shows up in the green. room with two white claws in between his. fingers. >> Always two white claws. He's a two I. call man. It's [laughter] a good move. >> He's such a character. He's always been. that guy, too. He's so fun. >> I had the worst one of the most.

embarrassing interactions with him. He. just put out uh White Precious, which. was one of my favorite specials ever. And then I saw him in LA cuz I I I was. opening for like Big Jay at the store. and Mezzer was there. And I was like, "Okay, I'm gonna try to talk to Kurt. This is a big moment for me." And I was. like, "So, do you think when do you. think your next special is?" [laughter]. And he was like, "I don't [ __ ] know, dude." He just walked away and I was. like, "Fuck, I blew [laughter] it.". There's so many of those. So many I wish.

I could take back. >> Yeah, the meeting people for the first. time being like super awkward. >> Oh, tell got me with a terrible one. I've talked about it before, but I. walked outside of the cellar. I just had. a good set. Like I was feeling good and. he was smoking a cigarette and I was. like, "Can I get one of those. cigarettes?" And he [laughter] was like, "No." just walked right back inside. >> [ __ ] [laughter]. >> He thought you were going to bond. >> Meanwhile, he only had four left. >> Yeah, he likes [ __ ] with people.

>> How is he still alive? Like, he's does. nothing to take care of himself. How. much How many cigarettes does Dave. smoke? [snorts]. >> He smokes a lot of cigarettes. >> He's He's alive through pure laughter. >> Yeah. >> The amount of laughter he generates. keeps his tissue excited. I was I was so. lucky to just be like because they would. always put me with him at the end of the. night. >> So I got to watch him for a few years. and it was like my favorite thing. >> Oh, he's. >> But if I he just would make fun of me. He'd see me in the room and be like, "Oh, Shane must have had a good set.

He's hanging out." [laughter]. >> Shane, where were you born? On the. corner of AR and 15. [laughter]. He's so good. >> Yeah. But he Yeah, he [ __ ] really. makes fun of you. >> Oh yeah. You stand in the doorway and. he's like, "Look at you, you fat piece.". >> I love what he does when he'll do a show. and then he'll bring his opening acts on. on the stage at the end of the show and. just riff and just [ __ ] on them. [laughter]. like. >> it's hard. It's impossible to keep up, >> bro. Ian just gets Ian fire gets he is. but he gets just steamrolled.

>> Yeah, of course. Yeah, >> he like knows Dave enough. >> to like know what he's looking for with. the answer. I don't. So, I'd be in the. room and he'd be like, "Jane, you look. like a sex toy guy. What type of sex. toys do you [laughter] like?" and be. like, "Uh, vibrators." You be like, "Oh, good answer. [laughter]. Fuck." I don't know. >> The the panic when you're a young comic. of meeting like an established comic is. very. >> so bad. >> Very real. >> This type of year when life ramps up and. demands more of your energy, more work,

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Chryser in Helium. And then at Helium. Filling, it was the first time I ever. middled and I was like, "That was a good. show. I should." And he, you know, he. was drunk after the show and he was. like, "You should open for me." And I. was like, "Fuck yeah. I'm going to email. this guy." I emailed him like five. times. The first email was like, "I. think you and mesh together. We should.". It was brutal. So then I'm talking Me. and Stanh Hope were talking to him about. [snorts] it. This [ __ ] still has the. same email account. So he brought it up.

He read the email in front of me 10. years later and I was like, >> "How does he still have the same email. account for 10 years?". >> God, that would be. >> You got any of those? >> What? >> Like when you were a young comic just. saying there's no emails back then? >> No, no, no. But I mean just like saying. something that you. [sighs and gasps]. >> nothing too bad comic and you're like. [clears throat]. >> one time at MTV John Stewart was having. a meeting with this executive and I had. just met John Stewart like the first. time and uh [clears throat] so I went in.

to say hi. I went in to say hi to the. lady and John Stewart was there and I. remember saying hi to him like, "Oh, hi." And then I I remember I went I go, "Wow, you got a great view." I looked. out the window and I knocked something. over [laughter] like a [ __ ] statue or. some [ __ ] and I had grab it and pick it. up. It didn't break and I put it back. I'm like, "All right, I'll just get out. of here." I just felt like such a. [ __ ] clumsy dork. >> cuz I had to look out the I had to say. something nice like, "Wow, you got a. great view.". >> Yeah. >> Knock this [ __ ] thing over and just. like, "Oh no.".

>> Yeah. Knocking something over that. >> Like, why did I go back there to look? If I just said hi in the main room area, everything would be. >> Everybody be like, [laughter] "Man, that. guy was cool. Guy was cool. No, he had. to go to the window. Knock, >> bro. That haunted me for years. >> I think about the knocking that stupid I. don't even remember what it was I. knocked over, but I remember going, "Oh, no.". >> Yeah, it's terrible. I had one uh I went. to see Soders's he filmed one of his. Comedy Central specials in Philly and I.

had just done a showcase with him in New. York. Like I was like really excited. that I did a show at the stand cuz I it. was like the first time I ever did it. and he was on the lineup. So we're. standing in line and I was like, "You. think I should just tell these people. that I just did a show with this guy?". [laughter] And my friends were like, "What the [ __ ] are you talking about?". And I was like, "Dude, I'll kill. myself.". Like right away. [laughter] I was like, "I'm so sorry." You think I should tell. like the people the security that I just. did a show with them?

>> Oh, it's funny. It's really. embarrassing. >> It's It is embarrassing now because now. you're just like totally friends with. all these guys. >> It's totally normal. That's what's. weird. >> Like if I see John Stewart now, I give. him a hug like, "Hey, what's up, dude?". It's like it's totally normal. He's just. a person. When you see someone that. you've seen on TV, like when you're. young, it's weird. >> It is. >> Takes a long time before it stops being. weird, too. >> That's why it's like when people come up. to me and do the same thing I used to. do. So, I'm always like, "It's all.

right.". >> You know what I Like the first time I. met Norman and List, it was after a show. and I was standing next to him and I was. like, "You guys," it's funny, you guys. sound just the same as you do on. podcasts. I listen to you guys podcast. [laughter]. who the [ __ ] are you? [gasps]. >> Yeah, it's brutal. >> I mean, there's no way to be. comfortable. >> How can you be? You have to go through. it. >> If you don't go through it, you're not. going to be comfortable. You're going to. be weirded out. [clears throat]. >> No way around it. You want them to be.

your friend. >> Oh yeah. >> You know what I mean? You want them to. like you. They have no idea who you are. You're like standing next to them. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And then it gets, you know, there's. levels of weirdness, you know? Like. sometimes I've been I mean here talking. to someone. I'm like. >> that's [ __ ] Quinton Tarantino. Like. how weird is this? I mean sitting here. talking to Quinton. Like there's certain. guys that never stop being weird. Yeah. It's like always stays a little weird. because they're so famous. >> Yeah. Mine's always athletes. M. >> it's always an athlete that I. [clears throat] didn't think was going.

to make me feel that way. >> That's interesting. >> How special they are. >> Aaron Judge from the Yankees got me. >> Yeah. >> I couldn't even talk. [laughter]. >> It was [ __ ] recent. It was crazy. He's handed he was hitting batting. practice before Phillies Yankees and he. saw me. I didn't know he knew who I was. and he like looked over before he like. was entering the [clears throat] cage. and he was like, "What's up?" And I was. like, "Oh shit.". >> And then he got done and he walked over. He's like, "What are you doing back. there, big man?" And I was like, "Oh, dude." Oh, [laughter].

>> you were hit him. Oh, yeah. He's a. horse, dude. >> Yeah, it's a big. >> Yeah. You have no idea. I was uh full. panic in that. >> That's funny. >> Full panic. And then I think Yeah, that. was the day me and my buddies did uh. nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine innings. >> Jeez. >> Okconor had nine seven hot dogs before. the first pitch. Then he passed. [laughter] out. He didn't have any beer. He fell asleep for a whole game. >> just from the hot dogs. >> Seven hot dogs. [laughter]. And we were with my buddy H. Foley and. he was getting other food.

>> He's a big [ __ ] guy. >> Other than the nine hot dogs. >> Nine hot dogs was the challenge. >> I watched him get a [ __ ] cheese steak. >> and nine hot dogs. >> How big is he? >> He's as big as he's a big [ __ ]. >> Big as it gets. Is that [laughter] about. >> I feel bad. I love him. >> But for real. >> Jeez. >> He's about as funny as it gets, though. >> Nine [clears throat] hot dogs and a. cheese steak is crazy. >> That's a lot of volume. Just like the. sheer mass of it all, you know? >> Yeah, it was terrible.

>> You know that feeling that you get when. you eat like a giant meal and then you. look at yourself sideways in the mirror, you're like, "Oh my god, I'm [ __ ]. pregnant.". >> Yeah. Every did it last [laughter]. night. >> All those plates stacked up on top of. each other. Lately, I've been doing this. one meal a day thing like the last few. days. I don't think I'm going to stick. with it. [snorts] Today, I kind of. cheated. I had a little bit of fruit. But so last night I went to uh the uh. >> if I had a little bit of fruit I'd be. like I'm I'm the beacon of health. It's.

crazy. I had [laughter] [ __ ] fruit. today. >> You don't eat any fruit? >> No. >> No vitamins? [clears throat]. >> I I take vitamins. >> You take vitamins. What are you taking? >> Uh right now just D, B, and C. >> Okay. >> Now I got some zinc and magnesium in. there. >> You should go to waste. Well, and you. know what they'll do? >> I did. They gave me some [ __ ]. >> But they'll give you one based on your. blood profile. >> They did. They did. They'll mix it for. you. >> Yeah. Oh, it's the best. >> It's great. >> You don't have to think. >> Yeah. I went to ways as well fully. going, I have to have diabetes. [laughter]. >> The [ __ ] as soon as they took my.

blood, there was like four days from. when I got the results. I was in the. green room talking to Simpson. I was. like, dude, there had to be symptoms, right? He was like, "No, I just have. diabetes." I was like, "Fuck, I. definitely have diabetes." Nothing. >> Wow. >> It's a good result. >> That is a good result. >> Yeah, that's great. That liver is a. [ __ ] dude. >> Couldn't believe it. Yeah, your liver. like your liver is all right. >> Your liver is a [ __ ] You know. what? It gets workouts. >> I think the. >> gets workouts. >> True. It's jacked, >> right? Your liver is jacked. If you. think about it, look, running all the.

time, look, running one time until your. heart explodes is not good for you, right? We all agree you get a heart. attack, you die. That's not good. >> Drinking yourself to death one time is. not good for you. No, >> definitely not. >> But running every day a little bit, couple miles, you get in shape. >> I think this is wrong, but I like where. you're going. >> You know what I'm saying? [laughter] You. know where I'm going with this? Like a. little bit of whiskey, a little bit of. booze, some drinking every day. >> Toughen that [ __ ] up. [ __ ] your. your liver is ready to go. Your liver is. like a marathon runner, >> right?

>> Yeah. You'd think. >> Well, it's like that's why you have the. tolerance you have clearly, right? Because. >> uh the tolerance comes from just light. beer, >> right? >> For real. If you get me, if I take two. shots, I'm like, I got to go home. [laughter]. >> It's crazy. >> Stanh Hope does that, too. He just sips. light beer. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. He moved. He went through a. cocktail phase. I don't know where he's. at right now. >> He when I was with him, he was fully on. uh like White Russians. >> Okay. >> And he was. >> cocktail phase. >> [ __ ] getting after it. He gets. [laughter] after it still after all. these years.

>> He was doing good last time I saw him. >> He's great. He's I heard he crushed at. Skank. >> He murdered. >> Tony said watched his set and he said he. was just clap. Tony said he was just. going like this in the back of the room. >> Doug's always been one of the best and. he's like that's him. Like he's not. putting on an act. That's genuinely him. 24/7 with his stupid suits on and just. thinking everything is hilarious and. >> hanging out with a army of idiots. Like. there's [laughter] so many [ __ ] dudes. that are like him. They're all doing.

ridiculous [ __ ]. >> I Yeah, when I was living there, it was. just me and them. [laughter] I was the. only guy that was like, >> "What the [ __ ]. >> Boys, >> these guys were all like 50 and 60.". It's like, "Boys, >> you got to admire it. No doctors. [ __ ]. this. We're riding this thing until the. wheels fall off. [clears throat]. >> Bingo was doing good, too. >> That's great. >> Everything. It was nice to see. >> Yeah, because when we were doing that. end of the world podcast one time, that's when Bingo fell. >> Oh, so scary, man. Hitting your head is. so scary. Speaking of hitting your head,

what do you think of this Jake Paul. Anthony Joshua fight? That's tonight. >> That is tonight. >> And watch it. And yeah, I'm definitely. going to watch. >> Where are you watching it? >> I don't know. I got a lot. We got a lot. tonight. We got Alabama, Oklahoma. Oh, >> college football playoffs. >> What else we got, Jamo? >> Just that. >> Yeah. >> All right, >> that's all great. >> Oh, yeah. [laughter]. >> I can't get excited about that. >> Huge thing. >> I can't get excited about that. While. Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua are. fighting, >> uh, >> I'm very excited about this. >> If Anthony Joshua doesn't take it easy,

this should be. >> How could he take it easy? The whole. world is watching. There's not a chance. he's going to make it look like this guy. can box with him. >> Can you imagine if Jake. >> if he flat lines him? >> Oh my god. What if he steps in and just. right power bombs him right on the chin. and Joshua's legs go out. >> and he goes down? >> It'd be the saddest. >> That'd be sad. >> Not for Jake Paul. >> Of course. That'd be awesome. I'm saying. Anthony Joshua who's like. >> who was like going to be the guy.

>> destroy some sports books also. apparently. [snorts]. >> What are those odds? >> They'd lose a hundred million dollars or. something I think. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, there's a lot of batting on the. Jake Paul underdog right now. >> There's people betting on him. >> Yeah, because he's got plus 650. You're. making six times the money you put in. >> Yeah, but what are the odds? >> Not good. >> What are the odds really? I know that's. the odd literally said, what are the. odds to the odds? [laughter]. >> But I mean, if you're. >> Vegas, >> it's like 99% in my eyes that Anthony.

Joshua either wins a decision or stops. him. This is because he is a twotime, it's not saying Jake Paul's not a good. boxer. He's a real good boxer. He's like. very underrated, but he's a twotime. heavyweight world champion. He's like. one of the [ __ ] scariest guys in the. division. Lightning fast punches, 245. [ __ ] pounds. He's huge. He's way. bigger, way more skilled. >> He's like a foot taller. What's the. height difference? I saw him at the. weigh-in. >> I think he's five inches taller. Four or.

five inches taller. But the point is, he's one of the best heavyweight boxers. alive. >> Yeah. >> And Jake Paul is a guy that is, you. know, very impressive for a guy beating. up Ben Ascrin and knocking out Tyron. Woodley. Very impressive. >> Yeah. >> There's levels. Knocking out Mike Perry. Very impressive. There's levels. This is. This is a crazy jump. >> That's why it's I think that the only. reason the odds are not 40 to1 is. >> people suspect shenanigans. >> Shenanigans. Yeah, they suspect.

shenanigans. >> But first, >> they come out and [ __ ] circle each. other like pro wrestling and grab the. ropes, we're going to be like, "No, >> you motherfuckers.". [snorts]. >> When Nate fought him, that was great. >> Well, listen, that's another fight. Look, Nate, no disrespect to Nate, but. Nate fought his career at 155 pounds for. the most part. A couple fights at 170. Yeah. >> You know, a very good boxer for MMA, >> but. >> Jake Paul had his hands full and Nate. had Nate had a bachelor. >> later rounds. Yeah, >> the late rounds Nate sorted.

>> Yeah, [clears throat]. Paul 7 to1 underdog had attracted 82% of. the bets and 90% of the money that had. been wagered on DraftKings on the. winner. What. a Paul upset would result in nearly a. hundred million dollar loss for the. sports book. [cough and clears throat]. Imagine if Jake Paul just hated. DraftKings and they made a deal with. Anthony Joshua. It's like, let's. bankrupt these [ __ ] Let's. bankrupt these [ __ ] We're.

gonna bet it all on me. I mean, that's. like a Guy Richie movie. >> It is. >> You know, >> it's But that's the other thing cuz I. saw Anthony, no disrespect to Anthony. Joshua, but I saw what fight was it. recent like a year or two ago where he. grabbed the mic after and started giving. a [ __ ] crazy speech. >> Oh, I don't remember that. >> He did? >> Yeah. He gave a little weird after he. lost he like Oh, wait. Was it uh Daniel. Ukrainian? Was it. >> Oh, Usyk. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. What did he say? >> It was just kind of a weird thing to do.

after you lose to grab the mic and talk. to the crowd and. >> Well, I think it was in his hometown. >> Oh, okay. >> Wasn't it wasn't in London? >> Definitely wasn't in [ __ ] Eussy. [laughter]. >> No, I'm not making fun of the war. >> No, [laughter]. exactly. Who the [ __ ] going to travel. there to see a fight? [snorts]. I think um that's probably why you know. in in England they like a a loser who. keeps his chin up like a guy who loses.

>> you know that's. >> why I do well. >> they like a respectable winner you know. who's respectable and shows good. sportsmanship and. >> and good character after it's over. >> I could be wrong. I just remember. thinking it was odd and uh. >> it's probably a cultural thing. >> He left the ring and came back. >> and then they [clears throat] shook and. then I don't know what he says here but. he grabs the mic here. Man, let's give him a round of applause. [cheering]. Oh man, that's just emotion. Wait, wait, I'm.

talking. >> Sorry. >> Flag on his back. >> Sorry guys. Look, if you knew my story, you would. understand the passion. I ain't no metal. boxer from 5 years old. That was an. elite prospect from my youth, bro. I was. going to jail. I see some technical use. in read in jail. I got bail and I. started training cuz if I got sentenced, I wanted to be able to fight. I bust my. case, but cousin Banger, WHERE'S HE AT?

>> G14, RAISE YOUR HAND. I'M STEALING. THESE. >> OH, I never saw this. >> Because. >> he might take a dive, bro. >> He's a wild [ __ ] Guys, I'm. telling you, THIS GUY TO BE ME TONIGHT, maybe I could have done better, but it. shows the levels of hard work he must. have put in. So, please give him a round. of applause as our heavyweight champion. of the world. >> All right. >> It's a little odd. He's He's still. going. >> I will say this. I don't you know, he. just got in a fight,

>> right? >> I used to cry whenever I got in a fight, [laughter]. >> so I can't I can't judge anyone. I would. have given this. Dudes give that speech. every time they lose a street fight. >> Every single time they stand up, they. go, "Let's get a beer together, dude. This guy's a fucking," you know, >> right? A little bit. Yeah, but. >> that it's it is a little weird. It's. definitely weird, but there's some dudes. that just once they get the mic, they. just want to start talking. >> I hear you, >> you know. >> Yeah, >> there are dudes. There's like some dudes. that I have to interview in the UFC and.

the the UFC is like, "Last question. Stop. No more questions. We got to cut. cuz like they got to cut to commercial.". I like those though. >> I like when the guy grabs the mic and. just starts screaming. >> Some of them are great. Some of them are. great. Jail Sunen [ __ ] mastered it. He was the first guy. He was the first. guy to figure it out. >> He was the first guy to figure out how. to cut like a pro wrestling type promo. in inside the cage LIKE ANDERSON SILVA, YOU absolutely suck. Everybody's like, "What is going on here?" He's the.

greatest of all time. >> He's so funny. >> Yeah, it was Chale was awesome. Who's funnier than him? McGregor. McGregor was up. >> McGregor was really funny. McGregor took. shit-talking to a whole new level. >> Yes, but I feel like Chale was. >> But Chale opened the [ __ ] door. Yeah, >> he's the OG. He's the OG of MMA. shit-talking for sure. And still like. the most clever at it, >> you know? He's very clever. >> Yeah, the [ __ ] the Brazilians. thinking a bus was a horse. [laughter]. >> So [ __ ]. >> He said he traed a car. >> It's like a good It's a good bit, dude.

>> [laughter]. >> He's a quite a character, man. He's. quite a [ __ ] character. >> Yeah. McGregor's [ __ ] talk. [clears throat] Yeah. The Who the [ __ ]. is that guy? His current [ __ ] talk's my. favorite. >> Yeah. >> I love what he's up to. [ __ ] Ilia. Toro. Do you think he's going to fight the. vehicle? >> He keeps talk He keeps talking about. making it to the White House, but I just. >> I hope he gets to the White House. I'm.

I'm going to do my best to go to. >> I hope that's I hope he does that and. that's it. >> I'm not saying. >> and the Michael Chandler one is a good. one. That's a smart that'd be a fun one. It's a marketable one cuz everybody. knows they were supposed to fight years. ago and they did the Ultimate Fighter. together. >> And also Chandler's still [ __ ]. dangerous as [ __ ] He's not washed. >> He's not He's not in his prime, but he's. like 38 or 39 years old now. >> We'll go wild in that fight. >> Yeah, he's a dangerous guy. He's crazy. fit, too. >> And he loves America, dude. Get him in. front of the [ __ ] White House. He's. going to he's going to cry after the.

fight. Yeah, he'll go nuts. >> And he he will do everything within his. power to try to beat Connor. >> Yeah, I'm going to not not say anything. bad about Trump until that fight. >> I need to be at [laughter] that fight. Then I'm going to go, "Yo, that [ __ ]. [ __ ] tweet. That sucked.". >> Bro, look what uh Manny called him a. fascist and he had him in the Oval. Office. And did you see that? True. >> And he's like, "You said pre the Donald. Trump." He's like, "It's okay. Just go. ahead and say it. Just say it.". >> He didn't care. I hate to get on Trump. stuff, but have you seen the plaques? >> No, I heard about it.

>> So, his plaques under everybody's name. >> He's kind of trashing [laughter]. every other president. >> And what does he trash them all? >> He the Clinton one I read. He kind He. talks about Andrew Jackson. I saw the. Andrew Jackson and Clinton ones. The. Clinton one is like basically like he. kind of got lucky with the economy. because of the [ __ ] tech boom. Also. then at the end he's like and then his. wife tried to run against Donald Trump. and lost like.

>> that's a plaque. >> Yeah. Hillary lost the presidency. >> Huh? >> Does it really say he got lucky? Like. who's writing these things? He's not. writing them. That [laughter] would be. sleepy Joe Biden. It says that. >> president American history. >> Oh my god. He is writing it. Oh no no. Let me read it from the top. This is so. crazy. This that this is underneath a. photo in the White House is so crazy.

Look at this. Sleepy Joe Biden was by. far the worst president in American. history. [laughter]. This is so crazy. Taking office as a. result of most corrupt election ever. seen in the United States, Biden oversaw. a series of unprecedented dis. What's. the matter, Jamie? >> Elections capitalize. Weird. >> Yeah, it is weird. uh unprecedented disasters that brought. our nation to the brink of destruction. His policies caused the highest. inflation ever recorded, leading the US.

dollar to lose more than 20% of its. value in four years. His green news scam. surrendered. American energy dominance. And by. abolishing the southern border border, [clears throat] Biden let 21 million. people from all over the world poor into. the United States, including from. prisons, jails, mental institutions, and. insane asylums. Isn't that like he said. two things that are the same thing. >> for both of them? >> Jails, prisons, [laughter]. >> institutions, insane asylums. [snorts].

His Afghanistan disaster was amongst the. most humiliating events in American. history and resulted in the murder of 13. brave American service members which. many other many others gravely wounded. Seeing with many others gravely gravely. wounded. What's wrong with me? Seeing. Biden's devastating weakness. Uh Russia. invaded Ukraine and Hamas terrorists. launched their heinous October 7th. attack on Israel. This is crazy. nicknamed both sleepy and crooked by.

you. [laughter] By nicknamed like the. whole public got together, I got a name. for this guy was dominated by his. radical left handlers. Look how radical. left is in caps, too. They and their. allies in the fake news media attempted. to cover up his severe mental decline. and unprecedented use of autopen. This is so crazy. You shouldn't be. allowed to do this, right? It should be.

like historians say this guy was. president from. the end of that. Does it say [snorts]. Donald Trump saved America? >> Despite all, President Trump would get. reelected in a landslide and save. America in all caps. >> That's a plaque in the White House. [clears throat]. >> He's not beating the uh dictator. charges. This is like an African. dictatorship. [laughter]. >> They change the name. I think they're. changing the name of the Kennedy Center. to the Trump Kennedy Center. >> Oh boy.

>> Somebody Somebody needs to tell him. [laughter]. like, "Hey, this is not good. You can't. do that because then other people could. do that, too." And then the White House. stops being the White House and it. becomes whoever is in its house where he. could just go crazy and say everybody. else is a crook. >> I don't think anyone's going to do what. he's doing. I don't think there's I. mean, look, >> I hope not, but it opens up the problem. is it opens up the door for someone on. the left to do their version of it.

>> Who Who's going to be the Democrat? Who's next? [ __ ] Gavin Newsome. He's. not going to [ __ ] put up a. >> course he would. Of course he would. He. copies everything that Trump does. He. even tries to talk like Trump on. Twitter. You don't think that he would. put up plaques that talk about how. corrupt Trump was and about how terrible. and he was quoted as lying over 5,000. times by Washington Post? M, you know. Yeah, but he doesn't have to put up a. plaque. That'll just be everywhere. >> I mean, but he could put that under his. photo, though. Like, that's never been a. thing that people did before.

>> For sure. >> Right. I mean, I'm guessing what was it. before? >> He added that uh Ronald Reagan was a fan. of President Trump's long before his. historic run for the White House. [laughter]. >> That's so disturbing. That's such crazy. [ __ ] Lackey put that [ __ ] up and was. like, "Do you like this?" Of course he's. going to [ __ ] like it, >> bro. He wrote it. What are you talking. about? You don't think he wrote it? You. think a lackey wrote it?

>> I don't [ __ ] if I know. I don't know. what's going on. >> It's whoever's writing his tweets wrote. that. >> Yeah. >> Same [ __ ]. >> He's got to be writing his tweets. >> I I think they made a video of it, right? Yeah. >> So, the video is like he says things and. someone types it out for him. He [ __ ] up on Twitter this week. >> What? With the Rob Riner thing? Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. >> It's all crazy. >> Every Like, so if he didn't do the Rob. Ryan thing and then put up those. plaques, I'll be like, "Ah, that's.

funny." But then the Rob Ryan thing, you're like, "God damn it, dude.". >> Well, the plaques are crazy. >> The plaques are crazy. >> The plaques are crazy. It's like you're. the White House is supposed to be. where each new president you you the new. guy comes in. You won the new election. Congratulations. Let me show you around. This is what it's like. These are all. the photos. What's [laughter]. another. >> I think this they look at the I think. that's the photo for Joe Biden. >> It's an autopen.

>> Yeah. >> Okay. That's [laughter]. >> That's so crazy. That's hilarious. That's so crazy. >> Yeah. But again, it's still funny. >> when he does crazy [ __ ] When he does. crazy [ __ ] and it's funny, I like it, >> right? >> But the the Rob Reiner thing is not. funny, right? And that's like the same. thing. >> Yeah. >> It's the same kind of thinking. And when. you But when you see it with no empathy, that's when it's hard to like. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I wish he could apologize. >> I know you can't and you [clears throat]. won't.

>> You listen, there's no justification for. what he did that makes any sense in a. compassionate society. It's no different. than people that were celebrating when. Charlie Kirk got shot. >> That's what Yeah. That's the thing that. bothers me kind of thing, bro. It'd be. like if Obama tweeted. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Rest in piss. >> Imagine Oh my god. Imagine Imagine if. Obama tweeted, you know, something about. someone, you know, after they died in in. this way that this person was a deranged. that person had hated Obama and he wrote. Obama like. >> all caps. [laughter].

Imagine if Obama Trump. Do you imagine. if Obama talked like Trump? They hated. Obama, >> like that was his thing. He talked about. himself in third person. That would be. crazy. It just shows you how crazy it is. the way Trump thinks and talks. >> It's just like. >> the guy got sliced up by his kid, you. know? Anybody that doesn't see that and. go, "Fuck, man.". >> Yeah. It's the worst. >> So, you know, >> also the kid's claiming not guilty right.

now. Oh, Carl. Okay. >> I like it. >> By reason of what? >> I like the mood. >> Oh, boy. >> It's so It's so dark, man. >> Yeah, it's really [ __ ] horrendous. >> But on the other side of it, the the Rob. Reiner thing was crazy because Rob. Reiner like made it a mission to try to. get Trump out of office and to try to. get Trump arrested. And there's. >> this really weird video where he's. sitting there with uh John Brennan and.

James Clapper, >> these two top dog spooks. >> Yeah. >> And they're talking about how this is. like unacceptable that Trump is. president. I'm like this is a crazy. thing to and like high production value. Yeah. So it's like all filmed together. They're coming up with reasons why they. have to remove Trump from office. >> Maybe they knew something. >> All that sucked. I think that sucked. But then, dude, you get murdered next to. your wife by your son. >> Horrible. >> That's like the worst thing possible.

>> And then the president, >> right? It's a crazy thing to put out. >> By the time this episode comes out, we'll have moved on. >> Yeah. Yeah, but it seems like. >> you know. it it seems like whenever something like. that happens where someone is happy that. someone died so so many people just you. you feel so disappointed. >> you know you just feel like it's so. disappointing. >> Yeah. >> It's like why why if you if you say that.

privately that's one thing which is also. crazy. >> Yeah. >> But it's so disappointing. I mean, someone would have to be the worst. person ever and then you're like, you. know what? [ __ ] that guy. >> But. Jesus. >> Yeah, that's. >> And the way it happened, too. Like, yo, the way it happened makes it. >> makes it 10 times worse. >> Oh, God. >> If he died in like a funny way, >> right, [laughter].

>> you know? >> Right. Right. Right. Then it would be if. he you he was like, "I'm gonna [ __ ]. parachute out of a plane.". >> Right. >> There you go. >> Something stupid. Oh, he's bungee. jumping. He lied about his weight. >> But then snap. >> Then the worst possible way to die. >> The worst possible way to die. >> I mean, you and he did before all the. political [ __ ] He did rule. >> Oh, he had amazing rules, man. I made. amazing movies. >> He ruled. >> I mean, let's let's bring up Rob. Reiner's filmography. How many great He.

wanted to come on the podcast and talk. about JFK. That would have been sick. >> Yeah. Um. I don't know why that never happened. >> What What films did he do? >> Started off with. >> I don't think Spinal Time might have. been the first one, but uh Bride, Stand. by Me, Stand by. >> Okay. Stand by Me and Princess Bride. Two of the greatest. >> Few men. Wait, he made a few good men, bro. Misery. He did Misery. >> [ __ ] amazing movie. Let me. >> Was he a producer on a few good men?

>> Let me make directors. We Which one? Because he did a lot of stuff too. He's. been in movies. Um directed them. So here you go. Like. writer, predtor or sorry, producer, writer, director, different and all. >> He did direct a few main. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, dude. He he made some bangers. When Harry met Sally, >> he was a dad in Wolf of Wall Street. >> He was hilarious in that. >> Oh, yeah. That's right. I forgot about. that. >> Spinal tap was supposed to come out. I.

think I read they put that on hold right. now, >> bro. >> Yeah. Horrendous. That's That's like. >> Hey, don't don't put anything out. Someone take his [ __ ] phone. >> Yeah. There's certain things the. administration does that I'm just like, damn, you can't you can't defend it. like the like the I don't think it's the. administration necessarily, but they've. definitely allowed it to happen where. like [ __ ] ICE is making funny videos. about deporting people. >> and then like like [ __ ] like this. It's. like damn, dude. That's [ __ ].

terrible. >> They use Theo. >> Yeah, >> they use Theo and a totally unrelated. clip. >> that like some lady said, uh, my friend. has to leave the country. Will you make. a video? I heard you got boarded. >> I I mean, I knew that video existed. before. Yeah, I'm the one editing the. DHS. [laughter]. >> It's just Theo being funny and you they. use that in this ice thing and Theo's. like, "Whoa." And he had a really good. response, too. He got them to take it. down, but his uh response, see if you.

can find it. Something that his uh. opinions on immigration are much more. nuanced. >> I mean, that's the truth, though. It's. like, yeah, sure. Illegal immigration's. we should fix that. >> Yeah. >> Don't [ __ ] make it funny. It's a. serious thing. It's a serious thing. you're doing. >> Yeah. Why would you make it funny at. all? >> Yeah. >> Like, is the thought like that that'll. make it popular on TikTok and it'll. spread that way? Is that the thought. that it'll be a that video will get. people to want to sign up? >> I think a lot of a lot of those people. are obviously just weird [ __ ] psychos.

that are in that world. I don't know. >> I heard something that I don't know if. it's true. Um, it [clears throat] was about the. Brown shooting, the Brown University. shooting, and it's people claiming that. the the uh security cameras had been. disabled. >> Yes, >> I was trying to get Theo's tweet. Here's. just the quote of what it said before. >> Yo, this is what he says. DHS, I didn't. approve to be used in this. I know you.

know my address, so send a check and. please take this down and please keep me. out of your banger deportation videos. Von said on his ex account, "When it. comes to immigration, my thoughts and. heart are a lot more nuanced than this. video allows. Bye." Von added, "Perfect. response.". >> Calling them banger videos is hilarious. >> Yeah, they're ridiculous. >> Yeah, they suck. >> They suck. It's like, why are you doing. that? I thought you're trying to get rid. of like the worst people in the world. You're not trying to be entertaining. Like the job is to get rid of the worst.

people in the world. Like, but that. that's what we're, you know, that's what. we wanted. We wanted them to get rid of. cartel members and terrorists. The worst. people in the world. That's who we're. hoping for. >> Yeah. >> But then it's like anybody. >> I bet they have quotas. >> I bet they they're told they bet they. do. >> Without a doubt. >> Whenever you give a quoting. a law, >> you bad news. You get into weird. territory. That's when cops pull people. over for [ __ ]. >> Yeah. That's how most of my buddies got. DUI.

[snorts]. >> The cops needed to go. >> They just took a chance. >> Me and me and Jamie were just talking. about that. How. >> just our hometown just miss it? >> Yeah. >> I was built that's what I was built for. >> Hometowns. >> 9 to5 and then go to a bar. >> That's what you built for us. Did you. miss those days? >> I miss it a lot. >> Really? >> I miss the going to the bar. >> just for fun. >> Just sitting there hanging out. >> Bro, we had We could have beat Lancaster. Catholic though. It's [ __ ] crazy. We. lost that [ __ ] That's what I'm going. to talk about when I get home. >> for Christmas. Yeah,

>> that's funny. You look forward to that? >> I do. >> [ __ ] rules. My high school buddies, they. all have families now. >> Yeah, it's nice. Especially when your. friends get families. It's nice to go go. out with them. They when you see them. get that one night off, you go, "Oh, this guy's about to [ __ ] black out. [laughter]. This is going to be crazy.". I have somebody I have friends come to. shows and just fall apart. That's. hilarious. >> That's so funny. >> Yeah. No, sorry about the derailing it.

from that actual conversation. >> No, it's okay. I don't even remember. what we were talking about. >> Security cameras. >> The Brown University thing. [snorts]. >> Now, what why did they have the security. cameras? Why were they disabled? Because. I don't even want to say what I what I. read. >> The thing online was saying, yeah, it. was ICE. >> Yeah. that it was it because they wanted. to stop ICE from using the feed to. locate illegals that are working on the. campus maybe or maybe citizens that are. or students rather. Yeah. >> That are uh.

>> because they've done some wild [ __ ] like. they did I don't know if they wind up. deporting that lady but they were trying. to deport that lady because she was a. student and she wrote a an essay that. was critical of Israel. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. a response from their officials, I. guess. >> Um, call on lack of CC. >> that in mind and they want to know how a. school with a $9 billion endowment does. not have cameras on one of the older. buildings at the edge of the camera edge. of the campus where this happened. Not. even in the front door, who who's coming.

and going? Now, they asked this question. knowing that the shooter may have done. whatever he wanted, but the cameras a. would have deterred or b captured a. better look at him and we wouldn't be. here today 5 days out. I want you to. explain that because there's a lot of. parents who are wondering where are you. investing your money? >> Yeah, I appreciate that question and I. want to reiterate as our president did. that supporting our students and. communicating to the parents to our. community about our support is of utmost.

importance. Um, we have 1,200 cameras. located throughout the campus. We don't. publish the locations of the cameras. That would give a map to somebody to. evade detection on the cameras. So, that. would be counterproductive to do that. There are cameras in this building. And. as I answered the previous question, we. have turned over all evidence that we. are holding at Brown to law enforcement. and are cooperating fully with them. >> So, you're saying that there's a camera. You're saying there's cameras in the. building. I was told yesterday there. wasn't cameras in the building. The.

attorney general said old building. >> I'm on camera right now, you [ __ ]. >> New building with cameras. >> I believe he said that there were two. different phases of the building that. might have two different levels of. technology. Again, all video imagery has. been turned over to law enforcement. >> That doesn't make sense. >> Okay, this is contradictory to what I. read. What I read was that somebody had. disabled them. Um, so he was saying there is cameras. and they turned over all footage. There's got to be cameras.

>> But the thing is like when you hear a. story like they disabled it for ICE, like is that story total [ __ ] And. is that story designed to get people to. tweet that out so that other people. start believing it? >> For sure. >> H. >> they were naming the [ __ ] shooter. I. thought Did you see that? >> Yeah. How they name. >> before they got No, before they got the. Portuguese guy. >> Oh, really? They were naming a different. shooter. >> Some uh Yeah. [laughter]. >> Oh, no. Yeah. >> Who's the different? >> I was all over I was going, "This. [ __ ] how dare you.". >> Who was the different guy?

>> Uh, it was a kid that was in like uh. protest and [ __ ] like a Gaza kid. [sighs]. >> So, they instantly named him and Yeah, whatever. So, >> he's going to get paid. >> He should. >> Oh, yeah. >> He should. >> Remember the Atlanta one where the guy. they they ruined his life and they said. he was a bomber? >> It was just a security guard. Remember. that guy? >> Yeah. The movie. Uh, >> yeah. >> [ __ ] is his name? >> I I forget his name, too. But I remember. the real story. >> Walter Paul Walter Hower plays him in uh.

I hope I'm getting that name right. I. know that guy. He's the man. >> Uh Richard Juel. >> Richard Juel. [clears throat]. >> I was there that day. >> You were in Atlanta? >> Yeah, I was there. [laughter] Dude, that's crazy. >> What? >> Yeah. When we were headed home, the only. reason we weren't there when it went off. was cuz we couldn't get scalp tickets to. watch the Dream Team play. The guy that. we were trying to buy them from, ripped. them up in front of my dad and just. threw them in the [ __ ] sewer. We're. like, "What? Yo, who does that? >> You are Ohio. You are Ohio trash. You. went to the Olympics to scout drink.

>> No, we went to other stuff, but like we. didn't have tickets to that game. So, like we were like, let's find tickets to. the game. >> What else did you see? >> Like a volleyball game and uh baseball. game. >> Richard Jewel, right? >> Yeah, Richard Juul. >> Um I just sent you this thing. >> Yeah, I found a thing on Twitter about. it. It says there's like an open letter. in August that anti-ICE protesters. wanted uh. the cameras disabled, but I didn't see. that it actually happened. I'll find. her. >> Bro, >> it's all weird. >> Actually looking at.

>> I've kind of checked out. >> Let me hear this. >> Oh, >> human rights group. >> To un human rights group to university. administrators dismantle surveillance to. defend free speech. Now, >> huh? >> I don't know if they did it. >> What does that mean? the ground put off. because the sanctuary city law that we. have you don't want to recall illegal. immigrants and you don't want provide. the footage to the FBI or immigration. authority one camera and that building.

it come out from your detectives they. are friend of mine they're angry at this. investigation if these people in Brown. University put the camera off they can. identify that person you imagine how the. family going to go through. >> tell the truth this to the media here. >> you. We heard from both the Brown police. chief. >> Isn't that Isn't that where that girl. got taken for writing the letter right. when this all started? Wasn't she a. Brown student or something? >> Was it? I thought it was Columbia. I.

don't remember though. >> I don't remember though. That's what. this. >> See if you could find that story cuz. that story is also [ __ ] crazy. Like. you're deporting a student for having an. opinion about a world war. It's a war. that's happening, right? At least from. one side of it. Like having an opinion is a problem that. gets you ejected from the country. Like. especially you're at a university which. is supposed to be a place where ideas. get challenged. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It turns out every both sides are. totally hypocritical and do exactly what.

the other side did. And. >> it's interesting because we're getting. to see it um more clearly than we've. ever seen it before, right? >> Yeah. It seems like it. >> was Tus University. >> Tus. arrested and detained by uh ICE agents. in Somerville, Massachusetts. What did. she say? >> She wrote out something in the. newspaper, I think. Like the school. newspaper, >> right? But.

>> what was it? Let's see if we could read. it. >> I wonder like what got her deported. What were the words? >> Criticizing leadership. She. >> criticized TU's leadership response to. the TUS community union Senate passing. several resolutions concerning human. rights violations in Gaza months after. the op-ed was written and just weeks. before she was detained. The website. Canary mission uh published a profile on. Miss I don't know how to say her name,

Ozurk, including her photograph claiming. she engaged in anti-Israel activism. Its. sole support for the contention was a. link and screenshots of her op-ed. When. asked about her case, Secretary of State. Marco Rubio confirmed revoking her visa, adding, "We gave you a visa to come and. study and get a degree, not to become a. social activist that tears up our. university campuses. >> Shut up, Marco.". >> So, she was asking, put that up again, please. So she was asking she was.

criticizing TUS's leadership's response. to the TUS community union Senate. passing several resolutions. So she must. be a part of the TUS community union. Senate or or someone is. So they passed. several resolutions concerning human. rights violations. So like what is but like what what was. she I want to know what she actually. said. You know what I mean? I mean, we're. getting a synopsis of what her actual.

op-ed was. >> I can find the op. >> See if you can find it. It's just. interesting because like what what can. get you kicked out of a country that is. the most pro- free speech country on. planet Earth? Like what gets you kicked. out? Is it really speech, >> right? But is it only that one? Is it. only that one? Like what if you had an. opinion on Ukraine and Russia? >> Would that get you kicked out? >> I doubt it. >> That's weird, right? certainly is. >> That's kind of weird. It's a little. noticed though. [laughter]. >> Give me two more beers. Okay, I'll let.

you know. I'll let you know. My. algorithm's been feeding me. [laughter]. It's kind of crazy because, you know, unless someone is outright calling for. violence or revolution or to ignore the. laws or ignore the rules, if they're just having an opinion on. a gigantic international conflict. >> Sure. >> That seems crazy to want to kick him out. of the country. >> Unless there's something more that I.

don't know. >> Yeah. Maybe she must have said. something. You would think pretty crazy, >> but I bet you she didn't. >> Yeah, she might. >> We'll see. >> Uh, I bet it was a wild ass statement. >> Oh, this is so long. Try again. President Kumar renewing. calls to for TUS to adopt March 4th TCU. Senate resolutions. uh university's response to Senator. wholly inadequate and dismissive of the.

Senate, the collective voice of the. student body. Why? First of all, why. would TUS be um. doing anything about what's happening in. Gaza? And what could they really do? You. know what I'm saying? >> Yeah. But if Yeah. >> Like what could they really do? >> I don't know. They might stop it. uh investments and divesting from. companies and direct or indirect ties to. Israel is what they were talking about, >> right? But the problem is, aren't those. companies, Israel is not a communist.

dictatorship. So those companies that. you're not going to invest in, they're. just citizens of Israel. Like you're. citizens of America. You know what I. mean? It's like they there's a lot of. people that were protesting Netanyahu. before October 7th. It's like not. everybody agrees with everybody. It's. not not like Israel is a monoculture. that only has like one thing that they. they think. There's a lot of people over. there that don't like their their. government. So like to ban their. business and not use their like what?

[ __ ] if I know. >> I don't know what does that do? It puts. pressure on them to vote differently, I. guess. Yeah. >> Yeah. Where'd she Where was she from? >> But that but again, isn't that that's. just an opinion? >> It's an opinion. >> It didn't even I don't think she even. said anything that wild in there. >> Is that what the [ __ ] she got kicked out. for? There's probably a lot more to it, but. >> one of three or four authors of this. paper even. >> That's one of those things where like. you got to be able to talk about [ __ ]. like that. And if you can talk about. [ __ ] like that if you're from Ohio and.

they're not going to send you out of the. country somewhere. [laughter]. >> You know what I'm saying? >> Why can't you talk about it if you're. from another country? >> From Ohio at a bar. >> I feel like once you are in America. legally, shouldn't we treat you like a. [ __ ] American. >> other than, you know, >> Certainly. Yeah, other than you being. able to vote yet, but once you're here. legally, we've agreed they can in a lot. of places. Turns out they. [clears throat] can. >> They're getting [laughter] some votes. in. >> Turns out it's not zero. It's not zero.

Anybody who says it's zero is [ __ ]. lying. >> Yep. >> Did you see that most most recent thing. uh about the Georgia elections? >> No. >> Oh, it's kind of crazy. Um the uh. >> I told you I checked out, dude. I'm. watching fighter jet highlight videos on. my phone. That's. >> You're better off that way. You're. better off checking out. I'm waiting for. the college football playoffs. >> Yeah. >> Patiently. >> Um they found uh a ton of um. >> Well, I don't want to put it. Let me. pause for a second when I find this. >> I got the tweet. >> You got it.

>> Yeah, but it's I think it's a I don't I. don't I don't know either. I'm not. paying attention to this. >> Found votes is. >> Well, they they were saying that that. 315,000. early votes lacked the pole workers. signatures. We don't dispute the allegation. >> Right. So if that's true, they admit. that 315,000 votes lacked pole worker. signatures and they were counted in. 2020. I don't think that's legal. Let's put in put that into perplexity.

Is that legal? >> Uh. >> like if that's true, is that legal? And. should those votes have counted? So. because here's where it gets crazy. Trump uh lost to Biden in Georgia by. I think it was 11,000 votes. >> Yeah. I read though that they had. already done a hand count of these votes. since because this has been disputed for. the last 5 years, you know. >> So, what does that mean? They did a hand. count of the votes. The thing is it. doesn't have the poll signature, right? >> I I'm just saying that's separate from. the poll. I don't even know what. But.

what the accusation at least is that. 315,000. lacked. So, put the tweet up again so we. can read the accusation. It says 315,000. early votes that lacked pole worker. signatures. So yeah, a pole worker is supposed to. sign every one of them, right? >> That's that I I was trying to read into. what this means. There's something like. each day when they use the machine, they. have to like zero out the machine to.

make sure like you know it's starting at. zero. >> and then at the end of the day you got. to sign off on what it says. someone. counted them or something like that. >> and they don't have evidence because. there wasn't anything being signed that. this even started at zero. They could. have had their sample tally still on. there from when they're practicing the. machines to make sure they counted. right. >> There's a lot of discrepancies on what. that could have meant. I think I it's a. chain of custody issue. >> I don't know again what that means. specifically to this particular case. So, it could mean many things. And one.

of the things that it could mean is that. 315,000 early votes were [ __ ]. >> They also don't know what who voted for. who in those 315,000. >> I bet if we tallied those up. [laughter]. >> That's right. I think I was reading into. these tweets. Some people were like, "This [snorts] is nonsense." Because. they've already gone back and counted. them all. But they people are fighting. with those people. And. >> the problem is when you asked Trump. about it, like when I had him on the. podcast, I'm like, "You think you think. they stole the 2020 election?" like tell. me what what's the evidence.

>> He didn't. >> Well, he he might not have remembered. He might have just said, "Tell me what. they did." And like had somebody work on. it and then they told him and then he. starts talking about it, but he didn't. really go in depth about it. [snorts] I. don't know. But he didn't have a. satisfactory answer. >> No, he didn't. I was hoping he did. >> I was hoping he did, too. Like. >> I was hoping I was hoping that he would. have said they stole it through. >> like propaganda and [ __ ] or like what. they what happened. >> in those years. >> certainly.

>> and instead it was just down to like he. thought like voter fraud and like. >> which I'm sure there was some but it was. like you could have had an argument with. what happened in 2020 and leading up to. it. >> Yeah. You could definitely have a thing. where you see with the FBI and the. Twitter files and all that [ __ ] with the. Hunter Biden laptop story. >> Nothing. You didn't even bring that up. >> Yeah, I should have brought that up. >> Um, Georgia officials and complaints. agree that failing to obtain required. poll worker signatures on the tabulator.

tapes for roughly 315,000 early vote. ballots in Fulton County was a violation. of Georgia election procedure law, i.e. it was not done in compliance with the. statute. That does not automatically. mean individual voters did anything. wrong or that their ballots are. criminally illegal, but it does mean the. county certification process for those. votes did not follow the state legal. requirements. So those are not supposed to have been. counted. Is that what they're saying?

Because it didn't follow the. requirements. >> That's. >> that's what they're saying. Um so it. said scroll back up again so I can hear. So it says pole workers must also print. and sign zero tapes at the start of. voting to show machines begin at zero. And these signed tapes serve as the. official certification that reported. totals from the scanner are authentic. That's what they require. So they. require people to do that. So maybe. someone didn't do that what they were.

required. That's a possibility. >> I think 36 did. 36 of 37 advanced voting precincts in. Fulton County had failed to sign the. tabulation tapes, including that the. county violated official election record. document processes required by statute. Um, the ones the voting precincts put. this in that um failed to sign the. tabulation tapes, were they. predominantly Republican or Democrat?

Just Google Fton County, click images. >> Yeah, [snorts]. >> I think you know. What do you think? >> I don't know. [laughter]. >> Well, I mean, if the if the Republicans. are complaining about it, it's obviously. a Democrat, >> right? Count. >> for sure.

>> predominantly was close. Here we go. >> That's how I would have spelled it. >> [ __ ] going. >> That's how I would have spelled it. >> I thought it was right. >> I can't believe anything's wrong though. >> I thought it was right. >> I wonder if AI would have figured it. out. >> It would have with. >> Plexity would have. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Specific 36 to 37 advanced voting. locations with unsigned tapes are not. publicly broken out by party, but Fulton. County as a whole is strongly Democratic. and its advanced early vote totals in. 2020 were overwhelmingly Democratic. In other words, those affected advanced.

voting sites would be expected to be. predominantly Democrat in their results, not Republican. Weird that 36 out of 37. that have unsigned tapes are strong. Democratic and that there's 315,000. votes that aren't supposed to be there. They didn't sign for the But it's okay. Don't worry about it. We just forgot to. tally. >> [ __ ] it. We forgot the tally. Whoopsies.

We were so busy making sure we saved. democracy. >> that we forgot the tally. >> They saved it. It was a [ __ ] good. four years. >> What a great move though. If they really. did steal the election, like wow. Am I. Is that the first time anyone's ever. done it? >> I don't know if they did it. I'm not. saying they did it, but I'm saying if. they did do it, like what a great movie. that would be. >> There's no way. a bunch of [ __ ]. pink-haired dorks who really do hijack. the system and they're. >> good for them. >> in the [ __ ] back rooms like licking.

envelopes and sealing mailin ballots. >> Try this. I don't I asked the thing I. read and it says they were both handc. counted and fully audited. [snorts] after the fact. I asked if. after they had found a problem in. certification and it says that they did. >> Handcounted and fully audited after the. fact. There's no way the people that. didn't sign are the ones making sure to. tell everyone it was handcounted, right? >> It says handc counted but then recounted. by machine.

>> and those process included Fulton even. though the later issue about unsigned. early voting tapes was not corrected by. a new post2024 handc count. Wait, wait a. minute. What does that mean? was the. issue about unsigned early voting tapes. was not corrected by a new post2024. handc count. Hm. >> I guess this is a weird I don't know. what any of this stuff means to be. honest with you. >> Yeah. What does that mean?

>> That's what's confusing. I'm like was. there 315 weird votes or not? because. that that is the main like uh right-wing. I bet if you went on truth social and. asked them how do they steal the. election they'd [ __ ]. >> I bet you can't get banned from truth. social right you probably can't get. banned. >> maybe you say something liberal. >> you'd have to say but you'd have to be. like crazy liberal or if you said I. believe uh that there's two genders on. blue sky you're dunzies. >> are you. >> instant gone [clears throat] see you. >> blue sky's is nuts.

>> bro they go crazy do you know what man. told us. >> I I Do I do know what he told us? I. don't know how true that is. >> Yeah, we should find out. >> Yeah, let's find out. >> So, McCann says that they created a ban. in Australia on social media for kids. under 16. Uh that this ban includes. Instagram and Tik Tok, but does not. include Blue Sky. >> If that's true, that is crazy.

You're [laughter]. you're just you like up until 16 years. old, the only way you get to communicate. is the most radically leftist site. available. >> In Blue Sky, I saw this lady uh one one. guy rather um said, "I'm trying to be. zen about it." Like something happened. to him. I'm trying to be zen about it. And then this other guy underneath it. chimes in, "It would be great if you. would stop being racist to Asians.". >> Maybe he was being funny. >> No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

There's no humor over there. There's no. humor. It is It is a a a [ __ ] SSRI. soup. It's There's no humor over there. It's There's no humor. [laughter]. >> I [ __ ] with Blki. I got to get on there. >> I thought it was Blki for so long. >> Call it Blk. I bet a lot of people got. to call it that is nice. >> They'll ban the [ __ ] out of you. The. law's uh initial list of restricted. platforms includes Facebook, Instagram. X, Tik Tok, YouTube, Snapchat, Reddit, Threads, Kick, and Twitch. Other.

platforms including Stream uh Steam, Blue Sky, WhatsApp, and YouTube Kids. were considered but not included in the. ban. So that's true. So Blue Sky, which. is just Twitter, but for super hardcore. lefties, is not included in the ban. >> Did they ban True Social? Doesn't seem like find out. Put that. into perplexity. Find out if the. Australian ban includes truth social. [laughter]. >> They're banning Trump's tweets. >> Imagine if you get on truth social when.

you're 13. They'll let you buck wild, but blue skis just like tanking kids. >> That's wild. >> Turn the kids trans left and right. >> Reddit's available. That's. >> I thought it just said Reddit was not. >> Thought they said Reddit was one of the. >> link I just clicked said could extend to. Reddit, Twitch, and Roblox. Even dating. apps, >> but Oh, some people are bribing them. Let's be honest. It's Roblox. People are. bribing them. >> Reddit's a little uh. >> Yeah, this is uh. >> the Reddit's left leaning. >> Reddit is among the companies that has. approached. >> I think they [snorts] need to have. certain things on their websites and. those websites that are banned don't.

have those blocks of like filters. available yet. >> I tell you I tell you I tried to uh try. to jack off on Reddit. I tell you that. [laughter]. >> All right. >> Cuz I they born they they banned Pornhub. here. >> Oh, I see. So I was like I heard people. jack off on Reddit and I try to avoid. Reddit and then I as soon as I soon as I. opened it first thing was like Shankulus. [ __ ] sucks now. I was [laughter] like. no. >> no I still got one off but that was a. tough one. There's a lot of mean angry.

people out there Shane. >> Yeah people are not happy life. >> for sure. >> That is a a that's the porn thing is a. weird one too because kids know about. VPNs. You're just keeping stupid kids. from jerking off. >> It's probably good. [laughter]. >> It's probably out of. >> You want the stupid ones out of come so. they're not making dumb decisions. >> You're making another good point. >> Yeah. You want them all dried out. >> You [laughter] want the kids.

tweeting on Blooki, dude. >> All the stupid kids. You just want them. jerking off as much as possible. We. should like you should have an IQ test. to see if you could get porn. And that. IQ test should be really making sure. you're dumb. And if you're too smart, [ __ ] you. Like if you pass it, >> you gotta go study. You go study. >> But if you hit like a 65. >> on the They just go, "Go ahead, jack. off. >> Jack off.". >> Imagine that. That would be a way that. would keep dumb people. >> like sedated. >> Just give them as much sedated.

>> Maybe that's what they're doing to us, to all of us. Just keep giving us live. porn 247 anytime you want it. Hop on a. website. It's a good way to keep dumb people just. >> dried up outages. >> Yeah, no motivation is pretty crazy. Used to, you know, it's a classic bit, but you got to used to it used to be an. ordeal to get your hands on that [ __ ]. >> Now it's just like I'll be watching a I. was watching. [laughter] I was watching Revolutionary. War doc last night and in between I was.

just pause. [laughter]. All right, let's see what happened at. Tyonderoga. And you are one of 99% of the population. of men when they're alone. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I'm watching Ken Burns Revolution, >> right? >> Seahawks Seahawks Rams just finished up. Classic game. [laughter] Toss on some. Revolutionary War. Started dragging a. little. I said, "Fuck it. Pause. Jack. off." [laughter]. You know, Benedict Arnold was the hero. of Tyonoga.

>> Now you're actually interested in it and. not distracted. >> Fully not distracted. Do you know uh. John Lily, the guy who invented the. sensory deprivation tank? >> No, I don't. >> He He was uh involved. >> He's cracking them off in there. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> He definitely [laughter]. had a family. He was like, "This is a. chamber that [laughter] no one can go. in. >> He was jacking off, dude.". >> Probably. But more importantly, he also. ran this research where they were. working with dolphins. It was like he.

was a pioneer in interspecies. communication. So they were attempting. to to teach dolphins how to speak. And. so this lady, [laughter] I'm not. bullshitting here. This lady, this is. the dumbest group of people. >> Dumbest idea. They were all on ketamine. This lady lived in a house that was like. 3 ft high in water with a [ __ ]. dolphin. And the thing was they found. out that she had to jack the dolphin. off. If she didn't jack the dolphin off, the dolphin would not pay attention. >> I've heard this story. Yes. >> So she would every day she would jack. them off and they went, "What? Cancel.

this [ __ ] project. This lady's. jacking off dolphins. >> I bet you by the 100th 120th time. jacking him off, he was like, "Oh shit.". [laughter]. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> The problem with dolphins is they don't. have lips, right? So they make a totally. different kind of sound. You can't get. them to sound like a human. And these. [ __ ] idiots are like, "Get hello. Hello." He's like, [laughter]. >> "Yeah, >> I swear to God the Nazis were trying to. get dogs to talk." Oh, I bet they were.

>> Everyone's trying to get. >> What's that, Jerry? >> Everyone's trying to get animals to. talk. >> Sound is the documentary. [music]. >> What do you got? What is it? >> The whole documentary called The Dolphin. House. >> Oh, about the place where this lady. lived. >> Lily, that's the guy. I think. >> I hate to be this guy, but I would hit. pause on that documentary and crack one. off [laughter]. fully. I'd be disappointed in myself. >> So, this lady just lived with a [ __ ]. dolphin. Where was this? Where were they?

>> Like where was the house? >> Damn it. >> She just had to jack that dolphin off. all the time. >> Think if that was your wife and then. this documentary comes out later and. you're like, >> "What? >> What did you do?". >> Also, again, >> I did research. I did scientific. research. You get off my back. >> I know. >> I was young and single and we hadn't. even met [laughter] yet. >> I don't care. You didn't tell me. >> You jacked off. We were engaged. You. were jacking off dolphins for research.

>> Depends how long you guys would get all. really testy. >> Um, >> St. Thomas. >> Okay. But the bummer thing is the. dolphin doesn't want to be in that. stupid little house. The dolphin wants. to be out there swimming. >> After a while, he did after he got a few. pandies. >> Yeah, [ __ ]. >> Yeah, right. >> He got That's the jackpot, >> right? >> Put him in a house. He's in a [ __ ]. house. They're feeding him. He's getting. jacked off. >> You want to hear a dark uh truth about. dolphins? Um, female dolphins are very. promiscuous. We should make sure this is.

true. Uh, because I've been. >> female dolphin [ __ ]. >> And I think they think the theory is. because uh when they have babies, it. takes a long time for them to raise. their baby and they won't breed uh while. they're taking care of their babies. I. think it's like several years. And so. the males will kill babies of a female. they haven't slept with. >> Keep [ __ ]. >> Yes. So they can get them to [ __ ]. They'll kill the baby of a female that. they haven't slept slept with. >> So the females sleep with as many men as.

possible so that the dolphin doesn't. know whether or not it's his kids. >> That's cool. >> It is. Yeah. >> But it's also like, yo, how ruthless is. everybody? >> Yeah. >> I mean, dolphins are supposed to be our. peaceful spiritual cousins that live in. the ocean. >> No. And meanwhile, they regular kill. babies and they force their ladies into. being hoes so that they don't get their. babies killed. >> Whenever you look at animals, you got to. think about.

>> think about what we do. [laughter]. >> That's true. Yeah. If uh male dolphins. kill the babies of female dolphins they. haven't had sex with. [snorts]. >> You got to think about what we do and. then you think dolphins are dumber than. us, they're probably doing crazy [ __ ]. >> I don't know if they are dumber than us. That's what's weird. um they just can't. be they can't affect their environment. We we assume that intelligence is only. the ability to manipulate your. environment. That's what we assume. because we we associate intelligence.

with all the stuff that we've created. But we don't even know what the [ __ ]. they're saying, you know? We haven't. been able to decipher their language. They have very specific languages. >> She was probably two or three jackoffs. away from finding out. [laughter] She. was right on the cusp and they were like. alone. >> You dumb [ __ ] Get out of here. >> Just needed more funding. They just. needed more funding. Um, male dolphins sometimes kill calves. sired by other males to bring the mother. back into estrus sooner. Yeah. Allowing. them to mate and pass on their genes. behavior called infanticide observed in.

species like bottl-nose and Pacific. whitesided dolphins. >> Yeah. >> Species makes them have like a. high-speed race. It says to find the. best agile partner. >> Jeez. Most agile. >> You got to win that race, >> kid. I'd be a terrible race. That's. crazy. seen by several males on high. speed chases. >> They hit him with the cone the cone. drill. >> Yet females show selectivity for agile. partners and can control fertilization. via vaginal structure. Oh, so a guy.

could nut in them and they'd like, "No, no, baby. [ __ ] you.". >> Oh, that's a nice thing. >> That's just a nut. That's a nice thing. >> I wish girls could do that. >> Imagine that if they just come up with. that instead of uh abortion. They just. go, "Oh, we're just going to give you a. dolphin [ __ ] Just lock it down." Oh, look at this next part. >> Just when you go nuts and you lock it. down. Okay. Make an agreement. You You. sure you're going to lock it down? You. told me you want babies. I swear to God. >> No, no, no. I'm locking it down for you. >> You swear to God. The question, are. female [clears throat] dolphins [ __ ].

>> Right. >> Yeah. Females participate in same-sex. genital rubbing, masturbation, and. pleasure pleasure seeking via functional. ctoruses rich in nerves, indicating sex. serves social enjoyment roles beyond. procreation. Up to 75% of dolphin sexual. activity may prioritize pleasure or. alliances over breeding. Males often. coers via alliances, but females evade. or reposition to exert choice. So, they.

scissor. female scissoring in the. dolphin community. >> I like it. >> We broke that news here. >> Bring that up. There was a dusky. dolphin, dude. >> What's that one doing? Just [ __ ] boys. in Penn State's locker room. [laughter]. >> Oh jeez. >> Come on. >> Oh no. >> I had a couple now. [laughter]. >> He's ready to roll. >> Oh no. Oh no. >> The old dusky dolphin. >> Yeah. So like when when we we think. about like peaceful creatures on earth, we're the most we're number one. We're. the most peaceful. As. >> no chance. >> Yeah. Yeah. as warlike as we are as far.

as intelligence wise. >> Okay. All right. All right. I'll give. you Well, no, dude. [clears throat] What. are uh there's got to be some peaceful. >> Dolphins must be going to war with each. other, right? >> There's no way those hieraxes hierra. aren't doing anything. And uh. >> No, there's no way we're the most. peaceful. >> What are the most peaceful are those um. those those chimpanzees, the bonobos or. the. chilling? >> They all they do is [ __ ] each other. >> Yeah, >> bonobos are wild. They look a lot like. chimps, just a little softer. And all. they do is just get it on. What are. those guys with those big noses?

>> Oh, >> those are funny guys. >> Those are weird. That's a weird look. How about the ones where their [ __ ]. lights up when they want to puck? [laughter]. >> Their [ __ ] becomes like a target when. they do that. >> Oh, bro. This is. >> They put a light up in there. [laughter]. >> Lighted butt clubs. No, [laughter]. >> put plugs in. Really? >> Oh, bro. Pull that Bucky back up. Look. at this guy's face. How are you? >> Hold on. Can you get him uh making a.

noise? They're very funny. >> Yeah. >> That's the physique I'm going for. [laughter]. >> There was an old school comedian that. had this big crazy nose and they would. call him the Schnoz. Who the [ __ ] am I thinking of? Like old. oldtimey movies. They'd call him the Schnoz. That's it. Jimmy Duranti. Yeah, >> he does look like a probiscus. a lot. like one. But his whole thing was like his nose.

was huge. >> Yeah, he got [ __ ] schnoz. >> That's [laughter] a hell of a schnot. >> There's no other way to describe that. >> Ari Shafir would make fun of his nose. >> Yeah. Look, I mean all of his photo, all. the, you know, caricatures, his nose is. preposterous. >> He aged into it. >> Yeah. Worked out. >> You're a young man with that [ __ ]. nose. That's tough. >> Tough time. You hear this guy? This is. nice. >> Wait till you hear this [ __ ] talk. >> Nose like a man. >> Nose like a man. Yeah.

>> What? >> I like those guys. They have to be. peaceful. >> Oh, that's a weird face, man. Imagine if. they were. >> That's what women look like now. >> Yeah, [laughter]. >> for real. >> Lindos's job. >> Exactly what women look like. >> It's a Michael Jackson thing. >> Yeah, >> bro. Imagine if that was 10 feet tall. and was trying to kill your baby. >> You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Whoa. What did they do in a past life to. come back as that? They must have been.

really mean. >> They must have been a really mean. person. >> What are you talking about, dude? >> They must have been a really mean person. in past life. >> Yo, bro. [laughter]. >> Jesus. That's like a man. That's like a. really evil man from the past has been. reincarnated as this [ __ ] up monkey. >> ballack on his face. >> Like he's kind of conscious that. something's wrong.

>> Why am I not in my medieval manner? >> You're at the Baltimore Zoo. >> He's getting stared at by little kids. [laughter]. >> This is good stuff. >> What was that other one? The Michael. Jackson one. >> I like that guy. >> with the noseless one. >> What was that tiny little [ __ ] guy? >> That tiny little guy was terrifying. It. was huge. You know, it was real big and. giant. You get it would suck to get. killed by a giant cute thing. >> You know what I mean? Like a giant. fluffy. You know, like some of the. monkeys are really cute. [laughter].

>> Like if he was like. >> golden snubnse, >> six inches tall, he would be really. cute. Like, oh my god, he's so cute. If. he was 10 feet tall, he would be [ __ ]. terrified. >> Snowman. Look at that [ __ ] thing. >> That's what I'm saying, >> bro. That thing is terrifying. It's got. like a bat nose. Look at his [ __ ]. creepy ass nose. >> That's That would rip your [ __ ] face. right off. Just jump on your face. You. wouldn't be able to pull it off. Your. nose would be gone.

>> That rules, >> right? But if it's 10t tall, it doesn't. rule. That thing's standing outside your. village waiting for your dog to go. outside. >> Stick [laughter]. [ __ ]. That's a big man. Why are they so. [ __ ] cute when they're little? But if that thing was giant and had. fangs, if it was 10 feet tall, but it. wouldn't be. It was big and scare, it. would have a scary face. Like, why is. that? Why do the little ones What is. cute? Why do the little ones have. literally have a cute face that if you.

made that thing big, it wouldn't be as. scary. >> Maybe that's just our instinct to think. babies are cute so we don't throw them. >> Maybe. Huh. >> You see that guy, you go, he's great. >> See what the dolphins do. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Maybe like it's like built into. it. But there's a lot of stepdads. listening to this right now getting. dolphin impulses. [ __ ] I wish I could. kill that [laughter] little. [ __ ]. [laughter]. >> It is weird though, right? Cuz all the. big scary things look scary.

>> Grizzlies are kind of cute. >> No, they're not. >> No, I was telling you that was the only. thing I've ever seen in the wild. >> Cute grizzly. >> The only thing I've ever seen in the. wild. >> Polar bears are kind of cute, fellas. Bro, >> obviously they're terrifying, but if he. was [ __ ] 1 ft tall, you'd go, "That's. an adorable guy.". >> That's a good point. >> You know what I mean? >> Until he was like tearing apart a seal. >> He's bigger than you. >> Yeah, >> bro. What are you talking about? Look at. that guy. >> That's a cub, first of all. >> That's still good. Look at these guys. walking, dude. >> Um, show them walking, JMO. Get them. walking.

>> That's pretty cute. Now, uh, show Kodiak. brown bear eating a moose. [laughter]. Put that in there. Kodiak brown bear. eating a moose. Bro, there's one of them that got this. moose off the side of the road and was. dragging it uphill. The moose is like. 1,200 lb. >> You see the one during the wedding? >> Which one is that? Oh, yeah. There was a. wedding and. >> there's a wedding and then on the other. side of the [ __ ] river there's just a. grizzly tearing apart a moose.

>> Yeah, they they got married in Alaska. Whoops. >> Dude, how do you kill a moose, bro? They. can kill anything. They literally kill. anything. I mean, he's just riding his. back, drowning him. >> Look at this. He's just hanging on to. his [ __ ] back. Look at this. So cute. That's a moose, man. Moose are so big. >> That video, that guy in the. >> That moose comes up to him. I sent it in. the group chat. Or you did. >> Yeah. >> It's the scariest [ __ ] animal I've. ever seen. >> Oh, they're scary. >> It's like a dinosaur. It's [ __ ]. terrifying. He's.

>> so big, dude. >> There's a guy hunting and a moose just. comes up to him and is like staring at. him. They're. >> I don't know how to describe it. >> Well, they're so huge. >> No, this is not it. But still. terrifying. >> Not it, but still. That's not even a. really big one. That [clears throat]. moose like the one that you see in the. car. Actually, that's a pretty big one. His paddles are just going the wrong. way. Yeah, that's huge. [laughter]. Whoa. >> Yeah, don't do that.

Also, borderline looks like AI, but it's. probably not. >> Well, a lot of them are right now. That's a problem. Almost everything is. tricked left and right. >> There's like the giant cat walking up to. save its baby. Like, >> moose are not afraid of you though. That's one thing that's true. >> But generally, they're very aggressive. and depending upon what time of the. year, they'll [ __ ] your car up, man. >> It's not it, J Mo. But I still I don't. want to see a moose get shot. >> [laughter].

>> You love that [ __ ] I don't want to see. those bullies get shot. >> Have you ever eaten moose meat? >> No. >> It's delicious. It's really good. >> It's a reason why bears try so hard to. kill them. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I get it. >> So, they're cute up to a point. >> Bears? >> Yeah, they're cute up until they're. about 2 years old. We were talking about. earlier. I don't like uh black bears. eyes. Bears do have shitty eyes, >> bro. >> They're so [clears throat and cough]. They're so close to being cute. They got. weird looking eyes. >> One of the weird things about um like um.

Yeah, this one. Look at that [ __ ]. >> Oh yeah. [laughter]. >> He's looking at him like, "Dude, I will. [ __ ] you up is what he's saying. Look. how big he is.". >> That's why they're scarier than every. other deer, cuz they'll come [ __ ] you. up. >> Just beat your ass up. >> They'll kill you. stomp you to death. Stomp you to death. And this guy is.

being smart by staying between the. trees. This is very dangerous. Like if he was out in an open field, [clears throat and cough] he'd be. fucksville right now. If he couldn't get to cover to to a. bunch of trees. Look at these guys like. dinking out in a driveway. [ __ ] their car up. Bro, >> why do why do dogs just run straight. into that?

>> You see dogs do that [ __ ]. >> They're dumb. Because we took them from. wolves and turned them into little. [ __ ]. >> Look at that. >> I've seen deer [clears throat] just [ __ ]. dogs up. There's a lot of those. compilations. >> Oh, yeah. They start doing this. >> Yeah. >> They get on their hills. >> But [clears throat] a lot of dogs kill. deer. >> There's that classic of that guy putting. uh [snorts] It's an old one, but he put. deer piss all over him and then a buck. comes and just beats the [ __ ] out. [laughter] of. He doesn't get a shot. off. He gets his ass beat. Just.

[laughter]. what a [ __ ]. >> He's like, "Turn the camera off. Turn. >> Oh my god. What a moron.". >> Oh, you That's like the number one. hunting in America is white tail deer. Yeah. >> Number one deer. Pennsylvania. >> Yeah. By far. >> That's where I'm from. >> Yeah. >> Iowa. Iowa and PA, right? >> Yeah. Well, my family lived in. Harrisburg for a while. My parents did. >> I always forget. That's insane. >> Mhm. >> I used to go to visit them. [clears throat]. >> You should have been a Harrisburg. >> I'm like, you got deer everywhere. You. could have been a central PA man. >> You would have been You would have never. done anything. [laughter]. >> Well, you did. What the [ __ ] are you. talking about? Shut up.

>> You would have You would have been. chilling. [clears throat]. >> I doubt it. >> You would have been at Elks. You would. have been an Elks bar. You would have. met Phil. >> I don't think I'm designed for that. >> I would not be happy. Dude, you I know. >> If you were from South Kia, you'd be. into college football. >> You love it all. >> It [ __ ] rules. I just have to assume. that who I am now I would always have. been. >> No, that's. silly. >> No, like the way I like things, the. things I like.

>> No, you would have been you would have. been a [laughter] you could have been a. Notre Dame fan, dude. It could have been. so sick. It could have been so sick. >> Well, I definitely could have been a. fan, but I still would be doing this. I. think I'd be doing the same [ __ ] I'm. doing. >> I'd figure out a way to do something. >> Yeah. >> As long as I didn't get saddled down at. a young age. You go to that Elks bar, >> get married at 18. >> Yep. [ __ ]. >> Drink and drive home. Your babes there. >> She's You got to be a dad now at 18. >> Yeah. But then [clears throat] that's.

when your fanhood of college football. becomes greater. >> Uhhuh. >> You go, "Dude, I get three hours on. Saturday. I can't [ __ ] wait. Who do. we have?" Ah, [ __ ] Central Michigan. [ __ ] It's going to be a blowout. Whatever. I'm going to have beers. That's good stuff. Then you go. [laughter] Then you get to golf and you. go, "Fuck, I suck at golf. Who gives a. [ __ ] I'm getting wasted." [laughter]. It's a good life. I'm jealous of it. Does [clears throat] sound like a good. life, but it's also uh [snorts].

a difficult one. Like, >> for sure, >> but that's the best life, >> is it? Yeah. Good, difficult. Yeah, it's. the point. >> Why is it Why is good and difficult the. best life? Uh, that's what makes uh. that's what makes going to that bar so. [ __ ] sick. [laughter]. >> You know what I mean? >> Having a shitty job. >> Shitty job. >> Yeah. >> You sit down, you go, "Bro, let me tell. you about how shitty my [ __ ] job is.". >> Yeah. >> You go get [ __ ] hammered. >> Three beers in, you go, "My job [ __ ].

rules. [laughter] My life rules.". You know what? I'm gonna go beat the. [ __ ] out of my wife. [laughter]. >> Oh my god. See that Iraq video? Those. guys boxing. You go, I'm going to make. her put some head gear on when I get. home. [laughter]. >> Yeah. No, it's good. I don't obviously, you. know, it's not like the best, but it's. good life. [ __ ] drinking and golfing. with your friends. >> Yeah. I It's funny to watch your friends.

age into that cuz my my friends were. never like that. And now I'll go home. and they're like, "Everyone got fat.". Which that's fun. [laughter] You see. your boys, you go, "Yeah, it sucks, doesn't it?". Uh, and then, uh, they just love just. hitting the local bar, getting a couple, going home. Hopefully the kids are. asleep. It's fun. It's fun to watch from. a distance. I I I can't like I'll go. home for the holidays, and then my. sister will bring her kids over. I'm. good for about 30 minutes. >> Well, all the things you said that the.

fun parts about it is that it's not. complicated. You're just having a good. time. >> Yeah. And the idea is that if having a. good time, you'll have a better time if. the rest of your day sucks. You. appreciate those guys more. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I get it. I get it. >> You could have been You could have been. great Central Pennsylvania. >> I don't know. >> Central Western PA. You could have been. a Steelers fan. >> You could have been Oh, you could have. been a contender. Instead, you're just.

doing this [ __ ] [laughter]. instead you're [ __ ] doing this crap. >> I think I was always gonna just mostly. be interested in one-on-one sports. >> Maybe for whatever reason. I like team. sports. I love watching. >> running back. We could have got you in. the slot. >> No, my [ __ ] high school wrestling. coach tried to get me to play football. and I was like, no. We had this kid, his. name was Bobby Baker. He was 300 lb. He. was our heavyweight. He was huge. >> And I was like, me and him would be. playing the same game. So, he would run. over me. That's crazy.

>> He couldn't catch you. >> Whatever. the whole if he did. I'm not. I'm not taking that chance. >> Occasionally they catch you. >> He was [ __ ] huge. I was like, I'm not. taking that chance. I was like, no, I. wrestled at 134 lbs. I am not [ __ ]. playing football. >> You could have been a contender, Joe. >> Yeah. I didn't like the idea. >> Team sports are awesome. >> I didn't also didn't like the idea of. random people being charging at you and. colliding. I'm like, "No, no, no, no. One in one like [clears throat] figure. this out.". >> Football, somebody's hitting you and. you're not looking. >> Exactly. I don't like it a lot. You're.

chasing someone this way and someone. just Uh-uh. >> Yeah, but then you get them. >> Then you The best feeling in the world. is [laughter] when someone's not looking. and you get to [ __ ] level them. [laughter] It's so sick. >> Oh, I bet. >> It was my favorite. >> I bet. >> I got Thankfully, I played offense. offense. I got a lot of those. But every. once in a while, we'd throw an. interception. I had no idea how to. pursue. >> the a corner just run. I'd be [laughter]. I don't know where to look. I'm getting.

I got laid out. >> It's fun. Team sports, bro. I get it. The camarader you like. Uh [ __ ]. hunting with those guys. That's a team. sport. [clears throat]. >> Not really. You're all going out on your. own. >> or you're going out two at a time. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Like Cam and I went together. But. it's you like the thing about team. sports that's awesome is the. camaraderie, right? That's what's. awesome. >> But we used to always drive me nuts when. I was playing baseball. I played. baseball as a kid.

>> I don't want to be a loser cuz little. Billy dropped the ball. Baseball is also. still kind of an individual sport. There's a lot of indiv like a pitcher. versus a batter. >> It was the way the way I played. >> It's very individual. >> Yeah, I [laughter] suck. You should have. seen what happened to me at baseball. >> I sucked. I hit puberty and just lost. all hand eye coordination for for a. year, dude. My last year playing. baseball was like seventh or eighth. grade. I don't think I had a hit for an. entire season. >> That's hilarious. That's hilarious. I. got I remember fifth grade I got hit by.

a pitch from a girl, a girl pitcher and. I turned when she was throwing it and it. hit me right in the back where I lost I. lost the wind got knocked out of me and. I was on first base. Like [laughter]. >> isn't that crazy? It's like when you're. a boy and then you hit puberty and all. of a sudden your body's weirdly shaped. It's moves different. The dynamics are. all different. You can't walk up stairs, right? You think the stairs are taller. than they are? [laughter] Like it's. weird. >> You grow. >> You grow. You grow and your dick is hard.

all the time. >> Think about those dudes. >> So distracted. >> Some of my friends grew like uh like a. foot. >> in a year. >> In a year. I was like, dude, that must. have hurt like hell. >> That's crazy. [laughter]. >> Must have [ __ ] killed. >> That's so crazy. >> Rock hard. Everything hurts. >> Oh, banging into things. Ow. [laughter]. Your shins are all in the way of. everything. >> Your dad sitting there like you [ __ ]. [ __ ]. >> Dad, it hurt. >> Hilarious.

>> Yeah. And no one knows how to do it. >> No. How was it uh having kids going. through puberty? That must have been. crazy. >> I mean, >> and you have girls, right? They they. yeah they get emotional but they go for. like cuz I the only time I've seen is my. niece and it's like she was like the. your best friend and then there's like. two years where it's like Uncle Shane. you don't [ __ ] anything. [ __ ]. [laughter] you. >> Luckily our kids are not like that. They're very communicative. We have we.

have like a really good way of. communicating with each other all the. time. There's no like. >> hateful. I will say you do get some of that from. kids. All of a sudden, you notice it. >> They get angry at you for enforcing. rules and stuff, but they're pretty. [ __ ] cool. >> They're really cool. >> The thing is, it's like the whirlwind is. impossible for everybody to come out. flawless. Like, you're getting hormones. Your whole life has changed. All of a. sudden, you like girls or you like boys. and your your whole life is now a.

pursuit of getting girls to like you or. getting boys to like you. And then you. have friend groups and then everyone has. got. >> and you all have a co menstrual cycle. that sinks up together. They all get. [laughter] crazy together. >> Dude, those I never even thought about. those. >> Coinciding menstrual cycles are nuts. They smell each other and all their. [ __ ] blood sinks up on the same time. >> It's disgusting. And then weird then. they all get mean for a week together. >> That's why girls don't really have. friends. >> Well, there's a lot of reasons why they.

don't have friends. But think about one. week a month you and your friends all. are [ __ ] nasty to each other. >> Yeah, >> that's crazy. >> It is crazy. >> What do you hear of more? Do you hear of. more. like a girl being betrayed one of by one. of her friends who tries to [ __ ] her. husband? You hear about that more than. you would hear about a husband trying to. [ __ ] someone's wife, right? >> That's like a more risky move. That's. probably one of the reasons why girls. don't trust girls like that [ __ ] She.

She'll just go [ __ ] my man. >> And also the guy will definitely say. yes. [laughter]. >> It's such an It's an easy one. >> It'll be a secret. >> Oh, a secret. >> [ __ ] A secret sounds good. >> Yeah, he might kill me. But yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] it. >> Yeah. I'm watching this show um what is. it called? The Beast in Me. >> The new Netflix show, >> bro. There's, the reason why I brought that. up, there's a scene where, spoiler.

alert, where a cop is uh banging this. other cop, a female name, guys. It be. like. >> she's married and it's like one of them. things. >> Yeah. >> You know, like there's people out there. just. >> I think a lot of people. >> Yeah. Yeah. That the show is [ __ ]. great though. That Claire Dane show. Have you seen it? >> No, I haven't. >> I heard it was good. >> Oh, it's good. >> Nice. >> I'm only a couple episodes in, but it's. a good one. I'm about done with the. revolution. >> That lady can [ __ ]. >> keep jacking off though. It's taking. forever. [laughter].

>> [ __ ] I've been watching this thing. for 6 weeks. Keep jacking off. [laughter]. >> How far in [laughter] you? 45 minutes. >> Jacked off. >> When you start pressing, it picks up. where you dropped IT OFF. YOU'RE 45. MINUTES IN THE FIRST EPISODE, >> BRO. OH, MAN. I wish I could tell you. I'm not joking. [laughter]. I took a picture of it. It was so funny. I jacked off to a.

[laughter]. jack when I finished jacking off. This. is at 1:11 in the morning today. >> Okay. [laughter] I looked off and the. screen was a map of the British. invasion. [laughter]. Soon as I got done, I was like, "Oh, they're invading Mohawk territory by. Fort Stanwitz.". See, you took a photo. Took photo. It's. insane to finish and look up and go, [laughter] "What am I doing? What the. [ __ ].

>> That's funny. That's so funny. >> You got to give it a watch. >> [ __ ] rocks.". >> Yeah. No, >> you're going to [ __ ] jack [laughter]. off a lot. >> I won't. I I started it. I started it. >> It's awesome. >> Yeah. All his stuff's awesome. >> Ken Burns rules. >> He's rules. >> He takes topics that you would go, I'm. never going to watch that. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] rules. No, he can do anything. >> Baseball, you go what what could be. interesting about. >> the Vietnam one was excellent. >> Vietnam [ __ ] ruled. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You know, like he's really rare because.

essentially PBS just lets him just put. it together like the way he wants. They. don't [ __ ] with him at all. >> Is Trump trying to get rid of PBS? >> I don't know. >> He can't get rid. dude. >> My thought though is that he can kind of. do that anywhere now. >> Sure. Like he could do it on YouTube and. it would be massive. Yeah. Imagine if he. put a series like that out on YouTube. >> It would pay for that. >> Yeah. They pay you. >> No, I mean [clears throat] after pay for.

downloads. >> Yeah. But. >> wouldn't they pay like like Netflix. would probably do it? They probably big. money. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Should do HBO a lot anyway. But it's his. stuff is so good. No one cares where it. is. They'll find it on PBS. They'll buy. the DVD or rent it. >> What budget of [ __ ] PBS is going to. Ken Burns, dude. That must be. >> 80%. >> He's their Stern. >> Absolutely. Absolutely. If he goes. collapses, >> we got one guy. >> He got Ken Bird. >> [ __ ]. >> Stern just resigned.

>> Good for him. Good for him. Guess he. still likes to do it. >> Good. >> You know, how long do you think you'll. be doing comedy and podcasting? Do you. think you're ever going to get to a. point in time? >> I don't know how long I'll do. podcasting. I probably [ __ ] forever, >> right? Comedy for sure. Yeah, >> stand up for sure. But the podcasting is. where I get a little like. >> you're good at it because you talk about. like [ __ ] topics and things you're. interested in. All I have is me. So. after a while you're like I I don't want. to keep putting myself out. You know.

what I mean? >> Right. Right. Right. Right. I know what. you're saying. >> It's good. Like no privacy. >> Yeah. I know what you're saying. Yeah. It's like um. >> But you could do a podcast where you. talk to anybody as well. You could do. >> I could do a history podcast if I put. like any%. >> if I put effort into it. >> Yeah. 100%. Yeah, you 100% could. >> And you could also do a history podcast. where you have an interest in a subject. and you know a lot about it but not like. enough to do a podcast on it and just. bring an expert in and have a.

conversation with him about it. >> Yeah, >> that'd be awesome. I've [snorts] thought. about it. I had a teacher at Harrisburg. Area Community College who was a he was. a Gettysburg tour. He was a tour guide. and it's Harrisburg area community. college so no one gave a [ __ ] And I was. taking Civil War history. I was locked. in. Dude, this guy [ __ ] loved me. It. was me and 10 other [ __ ] low IQ guys. jacking off. [laughter]. And I was just like, "Oh, so what. actually happened at the Battle of. Sporting Hill?". [cough and clears throat]. He was like, "That's a great question.".

It was nice. >> Tour guides. You ever go to a. battlefield? >> No. Not that I think of, >> bro. Have. >> a tour guide and go to a battlefield. Shit's awesome. >> I don't think I ever have. any battlefield. It's awesome. >> They know everything. It's their whole. life. >> They just live it. >> They [ __ ] are there every day. They. know every single thing. >> It's awesome. >> It's a little weird. >> It's a little weird, but it's cool to be. a part of. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Okay, I'll go with you. >> You can you can get a [clears throat]. guy to like at Gettysburg. You can get. him in your car and you just drive the.

battlefield. >> Why don't we just go to the Alamo? >> That would be awesome. >> That's that anybody could do. >> I don't know much about Texas history. I. don't know. >> because it was always. >> I don't know a whole lot. I know a lot. about that. >> We get we get a Comanche tour. We could. get. >> That's what we need. >> There had to be a battle. >> Oh yeah. >> But see, it always felt like it was like. light cavalry and like skirmishes. >> Well, there's a lot of that, too. The. the the real thing that changed was the. pistol and they figured out how to make. a revolver because those dudes with. musketss did not stand a [ __ ] chance.

[laughter]. [ __ ] I missed. >> All right, I got 15 minutes. This. fucker's flying. guys got jacked. The. thing about the Comanches, too, is they. were really good at riding horses and. shooting arrows off the horses. So, they. just run right at him and shoot fill. them up with arrows. >> Think about that, though. Like, you see. an Indian, >> you go, "All right, well, this has. worked before out east. I could just sit. here and shoot at him." Guy's riding on. the side of his horse shooting arrows at. you. The body of his horse, >> he's doing tricks and then he's going to.

eat my family. >> He's going to do some weird [ __ ]. >> They did some weird [ __ ] to people. >> Yeah. >> Did you ever read Empire of the Summer. Moon? Bro, >> incredible. >> The scene that they describe where they. chopped this guy's arms and legs off and. then threw him on the fire while he was. still alive to watch him squirm. I was like, you and he was like, that's. why they never surrendered. They didn't have surrender in their. thought process. Die or kill you. >> Yeah, they're doing the weirdest [ __ ].

possible. You got to die after that. >> You can't go, "All right, I'll just go. to jail." And they were doing that to. other Native Americans, too, by the way. That that's what this was about. Like. they would their favorite thing was to. go on raiding parties. >> Yo, damn. He's just trying to sleep. Yo, >> got to cut your arms and legs off. >> That's why you can't have that CPAP on. >> You don't hear the. >> You don't hear the full throttle. >> You ever see Hostiles?

>> Um, >> it's uh Christian Bale. I don't think I. did. >> You would love it. >> I'm sure I'd love it. >> It [ __ ] rules. >> I don't think I did. >> The opening scene. >> What year was that, friend? >> 2017. >> Yeah. >> No, I definitely didn't. >> Opening scene is some Comanches. attacking uh of Settlers. It's [ __ ]. great. >> Show me what the the poster looks like. I've seen too many movies, dude. My. brain is. >> Hostiles rules. >> Does it? >> Yeah. >> No, I didn't see it. I didn't see it, but I did good things about it. >> Shalom's in that. It's almost like.

there's too many [ __ ] movies and too. many good ones slip through the cracks. >> Oh no, this is start from the beginning. >> You can't watch it. Skip ahead to get. some visuals here. I can't even really. show it on screen. >> It's uh. >> they're getting attacked. >> This guy going, "Fuck it. They're going. to take the horses. I'd rather die.". [laughter]. >> Yeah, >> it looks familiar. >> It's great. Maybe I did see it.

>> Anyway, yeah, that was But uh you know. what I'd like to see is the Little Big. Horn. [clears throat] Never been up. there. Kuster's Last Stand. >> That'd be a cool one. >> Where's that? >> Uh Dakotas's. South Dakota. >> I'm a dumbass if I got which one wrong. It's one of the Dakotas. Um. >> yeah, that's got to be weird to stand on. the ground where all those people died. That's a good one because he was there. to hunt them and he ended up running. into like the biggest congregation of.

Native Americans ever. Yeah. [ __ ]. smoke. >> They all got together. >> Yeah. >> Oh, Montana. What am I [ __ ] idiot? >> Damn. >> Out in the middle of nowhere. >> Wow. Imagine the. just the visual of thinking you're. chasing them down and you're hunting. them. You're on the attack and you go. over the hill and you're like, "Oh [ __ ]. no.". >> Yeah. >> What is this? A reenactment?

>> That's just where it is. That's what it. looks like there. >> They probably reenact it every year just. like the Civil War dorks do. [clears throat]. >> I've been to those. I love those. [laughter]. I go to Gettysburg. I go to Gettysburg. and watch it. It was so sick. >> That's [clears throat] hilarious. >> It was awesome. >> That was hilarious. >> Yeah. Little big one would be a sick. one. I was watching this dude uh he had a. truck uh a YouTube video and he was. doing like some upgrade to this truck. and he point to the front uh license. plate and he said oh and here we got a.

Mississippi license plate and I was like. what is that? Have you seen the. Mississippi the the Mississippi flag for. the license? >> Was it just the Confederate flag? >> It kind of you [laughter] seen the. Mississippi flag. See if you can find. the Mississippi plaque. Cuz he had a. Mississippi flag. I [ __ ] it up. But. for his front license plate and I was. like, "Wait a minute.". >> Yeah, Mississippi held it down for I. think they might still be holding it. down. [laughter]. >> I think a recent update, but I think. that's what [clears throat] it used to.

look like. >> Okay, that's crazy. That is so wild. Ah, so sick. [laughter]. I don't give a [ __ ] dude. It's [ __ ]. sick. Obviously, I understand people. having a problem with it. I get it. I. think. Well, >> I bet that changed kind of crazy. >> 2021. >> That's kind of crazy that they kept that. Confederate flag in there for so long. >> Oh, wait. >> Yeah. 2020. >> from 1996 to 2020. >> So that's what it was. So what is it. currently? >> Pre96 might have been just the current.

>> Oh, they turned into a flower. >> That's what it is currently. It's a. flower. >> That's hilarious. Well, it wasn't for. this dude in his truck. That's the. state flags back then were so sick. You. at Gettysburg you can see all the like. the battle flags they had. South had. some good ones. >> Did they? >> North typically stuck with the [ __ ].

American flag. But every, you know, your. state, it was all state pride. It was. [ __ ] cool. They all had [ __ ]. slogans. They would talk [ __ ] It. [laughter] was [ __ ] awesome. It's so. cool. >> [clears throat]. >> Yeah, they were basically Europe and. they had reputations a bunch of. countries. >> 1894. >> Wow. >> Took down 2020. I. >> think when they were doing all the rest. of Confederate monument stuff that. probably got. >> also Mississippi boys. >> Crazy. They wait. Imagine if somebody. still had a swastika in their flag and.

they were just rocking that. >> Like what? >> Right. Come on. Come on. It's [ __ ]. >> Come on. It's just a part of it. >> It's historical. >> It's German. We're German. >> It's part of our thing. Yeah, they had. good ones and they you would like that. Each group had like they had reputations. like uh I think it was the Iron Brigade. It was like these Midwest freaks. So. they were all like German and Norwegian. They were all [ __ ] huge, >> right? >> And like they wore big tall black hats. to make them even taller. And like the. Confederate generals would see those.

black hats and be like, "Fuck, get out. of there." I don't know if that Well, whatever. They ruled. >> It's fun. There was a Louisiana. >> silly hat. Louisiana Tigers. They would. [ __ ] get you. They're a bunch of. >> Imagine like dressing up. Like look at. that photo. Pull that photo up again. that you showed the earlier one. >> The one where they're all like standing. there with their suits on. Imagine. getting dressed up real nice to go kill. people. Look at that. That's so weird. >> No, I like I'd rather get killed by a. guy [ __ ] dressed up.

>> Click on the one in the upper right. corner. The the left hand thumbnails. upper right. Oh yeah, right there. Look. at that dude. >> That's a good guy. He could shoot me. >> But just imagine like this is how you're. getting dressed up to go to war. It's so. weird looking. >> This is a goofy hat. >> Full- on pose photo with like a fake. background like you take at a. >> Good point. Show them the uh. >> Good point. You could do that with like. Marines, right? And military dress, right? >> No, they would wear No, they didn't have. Show them the Zave. >> What's a Zuave? >> You're going to like their outfits.

>> Yeah, they little gay boy outfits. [ __ ] people [laughter] up. Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z. Z O U V E S, I think. >> Yeah, it's. >> Oh, boy. >> Swag, dude. >> Whoa. Where were they? >> Uh. >> MC Hammerpants. >> Where they were? >> They were in the north. They were. breaking uh. New York. >> No, really, >> dude. Hold this thought. I have to pee. >> I'm with you.

>> We'll be right back. >> So, who are these uh African fellas? They're from Africa. No, they they. swaggerjacked the French North African. >> Oh, so the other guys were where though. that swagger jacked. Where were they? >> I think I think uh New York I think I. think the Irish brigade might have tried. it. Could be wrong, >> bro. When I first saw gangs in New York, I was like, "Wait, this happened, too?". >> Yeah. >> What? >> So, these are the guys? >> Yeah, it's good. Good swag.

>> Where did they live, though? Uh, I think if you look up Zave's. American Civil War, >> so these guys fought in the Civil War. dressed like that. >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> American. >> Imagine you're hanging out with a bunch. of dudes and everyone's dressing like, >> bro, that was the drip. [laughter]. That was the coolest group of dudes. >> Look at these guys. >> What's with the hats? That's a crazy. look.

So how many of those those were from the. area where this. >> Chicago formed the for first one. >> Huh. He formed the first American. company inspired by North African light. infantry known as the Zuavees that had. won distinction in both Algeria and. Crimea. Bro, that part of the world. That's one of the things about like when. Russian fighters fight in the UFC, I. always have to like I got my little.

calculations like this guy, he he looks. good. I'm like, he's from where? >> Oh, he's from Chetchna. >> Well, he's going to win. >> Well, he's probably going to [ __ ] this. guy up. >> Check out what the description is here. A fellow who can pull up a 110B. dumbbell. Who can climb up an 80 foot. rope hand overhand with a barrel flower. hanging to his heels? Hanging to his. heels. I don't know what that means. Who. can jump 17 feet 4 in high without a.

springboard. >> 17 ft [laughter] high. >> Who can they must? Who can tie his legs. in a double bow knot round his neck. without previously softening his shin. bones in a steam bath? What? >> Who can take a five shooting revolver in. each hand and knock the spots off the 10. of diamonds at 80 paces, turning. somersaults all the time, and firing. every shot in the air. That's a zuave. All right. Whose quote is this?

>> That's a silly quote. Here you go. >> A drunk zombester. [laughter]. >> He was gay for the zombies. >> Yeah. I'll tell you what they can do. >> This guy. This guy's doing back flips. and shooting cards. >> Yeah. It's supposed to be an. exaggeration apparently. >> Of course. [laughter]. >> [ __ ] 20 ft. >> Nobody can do that. >> At first I was with you though. >> He said he shot the the spades at 80. yards. What did he say? 80 paces. >> Yeah. Says Americans were going nuts.

over the new kind of fighting force. 80 paces is kind of crazy. How far is 80. paces? >> What does that mean when they say 80. paces? >> I got it right, New York. I feel good. about that. >> So, it's just like if you just a full. step, >> I guess. >> But it's everybody's step is longer or. shorter. >> True. >> True. >> So, what is it like. >> you're shooting a card with a a [ __ ]. musket at 80 yards? You know how. [ __ ] that is? >> If you're doing a draw or a duel against. a short guy, you're [ __ ] dude. He's. going to hit 10 paces real quick.

[laughter]. You get shot in the back. >> I think everybody has a count. >> Is ready. Aim. Fire. You. >> 10 paces. >> This is the This is the first guy. It. also says he was the first Union officer. to die in combat. [laughter]. >> He's a dork. >> He's a dork. He was trying to wear cool. clothes. He got shot. [laughter]. >> Yeah. My first thought is how would the. how would a law student in Chicago have. read about these guys fighting in, you. know, in Africa? He was a dork. Read a. newspaper article. >> Yeah. He probably was like way too into.

looking good and not really thinking. about the war part of it. >> He says, you know, >> then all a sudden first Manasses comes. around. >> You go, we're going to whip them. Watch. out. They have guns, too. >> Yeah, there's some good last quotes from. Gettysburg. >> or from just the Civil War. They're. hilarious because it's guys talking like. that back like. >> I just remember one from Gettysburg. where a guy's last quote was like, "What. are you guys ducking for? I couldn't hit. an elephant from that distance and get. shot [laughter] in the head. >> Who said that to him?

>> Uh, he said. >> that said that to like a transcriber. >> All of his boys All his boys were. ducking and hiding behind rocks and he. was like, "Come on, what are you guys. [ __ ] They couldn't hit an elephant. from this distance.". >> Oh, popped. >> Get popped in the head. >> Tough last one. >> Yeah. You want your last words to be. cool? >> How accurate were those rifles even? Like the rifles that they used. So they. used ball. they used those little balls. started. getting rifling. >> They started getting rifling real. bullets. >> So eight Gettysburg was 63. So by then.

they were definitely. >> right because the Comanche when they. were fighting the Comanche that they had. already introduced the Colt. >> I think in like. >> 1850. When did uh Colt invent the revolver? >> Oh, here it goes. >> Revolver here. >> I feel like officers have. >> What year is this? So 1861. um is um it says model 1861. That's a. rifled musket. >> 1855. That's another rifled musket.

>> It says rifle. Okay. It It doesn't say. rifled musket. It says rifle, but it has. a flint lock. Like the whole thing. It. looks the same, but then Navy Colt Navy. revolver. It doesn't say what year. >> I just. >> Oh, it says weapons of the Civil War. So, they had revolvers. >> At least. >> Okay. >> Yeah. At least the officers did. And. then the cavalry had those carbines. >> And yeah, scroll back up again to that. image. >> The one that you just showed. >> It's a little better. >> Oh, okay. Um, so those bottom ones, they.

look like actual rifles. That looks like. a like a long pistol, right? So I bet they had a bullet, right? Those aren't musketss, right? >> Top this mini ball thing. Mhm. >> Interesting. But they definitely had like. >> it seems like they had pistols. >> The South definitely had some guys with. some musketss coming out. >> So what year did Colt invent the pistol? Because I think they started using them.

The Texas Rangers started using them. first before the military even used. them. That was the story in Empire of. the Summer Moon, right? >> Which is crazy that someone wouldn't. want to buy something that can shoot. five rounds. >> 36. Damn. >> Wow. 1836. The revolver. >> 1831. was 36. >> He invented the first practical revolver. in 1831. Received a US patent for the. revolving cylinder design on February. 25th, 1836. So in 1831, this.

[ __ ] invented it. 1836 he gets. the patent and nobody wanted it. We. don't want it. We don't want to pay for. your [ __ ] crazy revolver. >> Oh, you can stab with that. [laughter]. I'm an old school musket guy. >> You know, >> I want to take 10 minutes. >> This guy shot. >> There's guys that are like old school in. everything. >> There's going to be always always guys. that are old school musket guys. Look at. that thing. Wow. What is that little. thing on the side? Is that the. gunpowder?

That doesn't make sense. Like how did. that work? That they do have like when. did they invent bullets? might have had. to put I think they had to make their. own bullets like on. >> Oh my god. They had to make their own. bullets. That's crazy. Of course. >> Yeah. Right. >> Yeah. >> If you ran out. >> So you probably have the cartridges. You. pack all your [ __ ] in there and you. got your little fake top. I bet they. sucked. I bet they half the time they. didn't go off, right? >> Yeah. They probably had the gun before. they had the ammo invented, right?

>> Maybe. >> Yeah, probably. >> Right. How would he even would have I. bet the first one they had handmade. ammo. When did they start mass-producing. ammo where you could just go buy ammo? >> I think that would be like World War I. >> No, >> slightly. I've actually just read about. this. I mean, a little bit before. >> the American Civil War, they would have. mass-produced ammo. >> some, but we didn't have giant factories. back then because they started. converting factories to do stuff. >> Wow. >> And then big war comes and you may start. making money off it.

>> That's a problem that like manufacturing. goes big up when there's a nice fat war. People get real excited. A lot of jobs. It's like, don't get addicted to that. >> Well, maybe we did. [clears throat]. >> Oh, we definitely did. Imagine like. growing up in the 50s. The kind of. patriotism people must have had after. winning World War II. >> You'd feel so Dude, that'd be so sick. >> Would be incredible. >> Be awesome. >> It must have been amazing. We were. [ __ ] Americans. We saved the world. >> That was the narrative.

>> And then Vietnam. >> [ __ ] it all up. And people couldn't. believe it. I thought we were the good. guys. We went to the good wars. Just makes you wonder how many times. have we been tricked. Like how many times have people been. tricked? >> Don't get into that. >> A lot. [laughter]. >> Don't get into that thought process. >> I love getting Wait a second. >> What's that, Jamie? >> Just celebrations of victory day when. >> Yeah. Look at all these people holding. up signs that say peace. Everybody's so.

happy. They know they're get to live. You only get that happy when you think. you were going to die. If there was no. war and these people just said, "Let's. have a celebration for being an. American.". >> Black guy dead center. That's nice. >> How do you get everybody to look at the. camera? >> Good [laughter] question. >> One black dude dead center. That's. >> some guy out of a bullhorn. >> I guess. >> everyone please look for definitely one. camera. Look at it. Take a That might be. AI. >> I mean, >> seems like there's too many people. >> I believe that picture. >> That's AI.

>> It's like Time Square and. >> Yeah, that's a cover of an album. It. looks good. That's a Pink Floyd album. [laughter]. here, too. I mean, maybe, maybe not. But. [snorts] it's just I guess if you see. one camera, it wants to be in the. picture. But. >> yeah, what is that? Come on, son. >> [ __ ] is that? >> There were like four cameras. They were. probably like, "Holy [ __ ] a camera's. here.". >> Yeah, right. >> Yeah. >> Everybody look up here. >> Yeah. >> And back then, everyone was taking. orders. >> Also, it might be AI. >> No, those are real. >> I believe those.

>> It might be a simulation. Can you imagine being there though? What. a party. I bet everybody just [ __ ]. everybody. I bet they went crazy. Best. party ever. They probably went crazy for. like days just drinking and. >> getting your [ __ ] on. >> Then that hangover hits and you go, >> "Oh, [ __ ]. >> Back to the bar. >> I got to go to work. >> Back to [laughter] the bar. >> [ __ ]. >> Crazy.". >> Yeah. [ __ ] all that PTSD those guys just. got. >> You know, coming home, drinking a couple. beers. >> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. >> Liber liberating a camp. Seeing all that.

going. >> trench warfare. >> Yeah. World War I trench. >> How about that? >> Bombers. >> How about what? Those people come back. from watching their buddies getting. eaten by wolves [snorts]. >> over in For some reason you're in. Europe. [laughter]. >> Some reason. >> We're fighting Germany. >> Why? >> So you got flown in for some reason. >> In World War I. Why? For the record. Well, the the craziest thing in World. War I, it was a lot of crazy things, but. the Fritz Hopper story.

>> What's that? >> Fritz Hobo is the guy that invented. Cyclon B, right? Oh. >> So, he invented Cyclon A. He was the. first inventor of it, but he invented it. as a pesticide and it had a very. distinct odor. >> and then Cyclon B, they removed that. odor. He also invented gas. He invented He. invented a bunch of [ __ ] One of the. things he invented is a way to get. nitrogen out of the atmosphere. It's. called the Hobber method. And to this. day, like 50% of the nitrogen in. people's bodies in a lot of places in.

the world is through the Hobber method. So that that revolutionized fertilizer. So you can get nitrogen from the air. He. figured this out. At the same time, he. was using gas to b to to [ __ ] kill. the Allied troops with giant fans. So at. the same time, he was up for a Nobel. Prize, he was also wanted for war. crimes. And he was Jewish. So eventually. >> the guy who invented Cyclon B was. Jewish. >> Yes. And eventually he had a fleet. >> Talk about your all time backfires.

>> They kept him around for a while. They. tried because he was so valuable because. he came up with the gas. >> Yeah. >> And then eventually he had to flee. They. didn't kill him, but they let him flee. the country and he died on the road. He. died like in transit. >> He had a bad heart, I believe. Oh, it's. a terrible story, dude. >> There's worse to it. his wife committed. suicide in front of him and uh he left. anyway to go to the front lines and he. left his like 13-year-old son with her. as she was dying.

>> Yeah. She shot herself in front of him. >> and he was like, "Fuck it. I'm going to. Well, >> I'm going to the front line. >> He's probably going to kill himself. >> It's a It's a crazy story. >> Damn. >> Crazy story. >> It's a good movie. >> Yeah. But imagine like you've invented. this thing that unquestionably helped so. many human beings. You figured out how. to get nitrogen from the atmosphere and. you could use it as industrial. fertilizer. How much food was grown? How. many people were fed? How many how many. starving people were prevented because. of this guy's method? Yet at the same.

time, he figured out you could just gas. people just sending up poison through. the air and everybody downwind dead. Men, women, children, medical workers, dogs, cats, pigs. [ __ ] you. Ah, it's a cloud of poison with giant. fans. [groaning]. Just blowing poison towards you. [ __ ]. >> But I mean, you know, why is it better. to shoot people? Why is it better what. we do? >> No, it's way better.

>> The gas. >> No. >> Shooting people. >> Yes. >> Well, do you hear those stories of. getting [ __ ] gassed? >> The nicest way. >> Those are the worst things I've ever. heard. >> Is a big nuke. That's the nicest. It. just goes by. Unless you're on the. slight slight outskirts, then you're. getting burned. >> You know what the craziest thing that. anybody said to me on the podcast. recently? >> This dude was talking, we were talking. about UFOs. And one of the things that. he said was that one of the ways that. they had described one of the things.

that they're working on that they. thought was a backineered craft. the way. they described it as a simultaneous. nuclear payload delivery system. Meaning. that the moment you want it or. instantaneous instantaneous. instantaneously like it literally shows. up wherever you want it to be and. delivers the nuclear bomb. Like there's. no delay. There's nothing because it's. operating on some sort of a gravity. propulsion system that bends space.

around it and rockets it towards. whatever that point in time or point on. the map you want it to be. instantaneously. Imagine if the [ __ ] this is the. reason why the aliens haven't landed is. because we gave they came here. They. dropped off some UFOs. They said, "Hey. guys, figure this out. This is how we. travel." And we said, "Wouldn't it be. cool to just move people instantly?". [laughter] instant. >> We put a gun on this thing. >> And that's how they described it. Instantaneous nuclear payload delivery.

system. And I was like, that might be. the most terrifying thing that any. because what kind of [ __ ] sociopaths. are in control of the UFO program if the. first thing they do with it is figured. out how to make a nuke go instantly. anywhere you want in the world. >> What year? What year did all the UFO. [ __ ] start? >> It all started after the When was. Roswell? >> 47. That's straight to [ __ ] put a. nuke on this thing. >> That's all they were thinking about. >> That's all they're thinking of. [laughter]. >> It's the only thing they're thinking. about. >> We can figure this out. We're putting a.

[ __ ]. >> Wait, we can kill everybody. >> Yeah, they I mean they just had to drop. them out of propeller planes two years. ago. Think of that. So they go from. dropping it out of a [ __ ] giant. propeller plane to two years later. supposedly this thing crashes and. they're back engineering it and like. really quickly inventing transistor. weird scientific providence to it. And. then the other weird thing was fiber. optics. There's a lot a lot of weird. stuff after Roswell a lot of weird. inventions. I will say though, devil's.

advocate is 47 48. That's like. >> the whole the whole country is inventing. things for war. For war. >> Yeah. >> So, we're inventing we're trying our. hardest to invent this [ __ ]. >> Oh, 100%. There's just a weird story. behind the transistor. >> What's that? >> Yeah. Well, you can find it, Jamie. We. We brought it up the other day. It is. odd when you read it cuz it it's. >> I don't know how that [ __ ] works. >> The way to create it, it's such a crazy. invention the way to create it. And then. there's like this dispute between the. guy who was given credit for inventing.

it and these other guys that were. scientists. That guy's a [ __ ] bozo. Like there's no why why did he get the. credit for that? And that more likely it. was something that they got from. somewhere. >> It's like there's a weird leap between. what they were thinking of doing and. what this is. >> I'm butchering it until we get the. quote. I bet back then you could just if. somebody was a scientist and invented. something, you'd go, >> "Yeah, well, they just. >> I can't believe I invented it.". >> That guy at MIT, >> bro. Bro, that's terrifying.

>> That's terrifying. >> It's the same guy as the the Brown. shooting. >> Is it? Is that what they're saying? >> Right. >> How convenient. Is he dead already? How. convenient. >> Mhm. >> How convenient. >> I could be wrong on that, Jamie. I know. you're looking at multiple things, but. didn't they say the uh the Portuguese. guy who was a physicist who did the. Brown shooting? >> The guy who did the Brown shooting was a. physicist. >> Yes, >> they they know this for sure. >> I think so. Again, this is coming out a.

week later. >> The same guy. >> Yeah. >> What s Okay. Brown University shooting. live update. Suspect in Brown and MIT. shootings found dead as motive remains. unclear. Holy [sighs]. Suspect had 200 rounds, laser sights. Okay. Um, so this is the suspect in the Brown. University shooting and the MI2.

shooting. So he's the suspect in both. shootings. >> 48-year-old Portuguese national. So he. goes there and he shoots this guy that's. a fusion scientist that's working on. crazy [ __ ] and is talking about see if. you can find the thing where he was. talking about um we played it right. >> where he was talking about the poles the. uh electromagnetic poles the north and. south pole that they have to switch and. if they don't switch we lose our. electromagnetic sphere that's protecting.

us. >> I don't believe it. >> magnetosphere. >> I don't believe it. >> you don't believe that. >> no. >> too crazy Yeah, [laughter] [ __ ] it. There's no way, dude. >> But if this guy. >> focused on college football, >> I get it. >> I don't I have no. >> They killed this guy, though. >> I have no use for electromagnetic. spheres. >> But if this guy in invented some or was. on to some technology that could. revolutionize power, if you really did. find like cold. >> fusion. Yeah. Yeah. Those guys killed. >> That's I mean, when you assume when when.

a super brain brainiac nerd dude gets. killed. >> Yeah. >> And he's involved in some fusion. project. >> Absolutely. And then 24 hours later, Trump Truth Social like merges with a. Fusion power company. Yeah. [laughter]. >> Did that happen? >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> Jesus Christ. [laughter] Are you. serious? >> Yes. >> Yeah. Pull that story up. [sighs] I'm. thinking about college football. playoffs. >> I know. I'm thinking about Jake Paul and. Anthony Joshua. >> That'll be fun. Here it goes. True.

social parent to merge with nuclear. fusion firm in $6 billion deal. By the. way, could be totally unrelated. What a coincidence. Or Trump Media and. Technology Group, the social media and. crypto company part owned by President. Trump said it would help develop a. utility scale fusion power plant. >> I wish that you know what that. Portuguese fell should have done is. waited till he should have if he was a. real Portuguese man, he would have. waited to see Cristiano Ronaldo one more. time. [laughter].

>> He should have waited till after the. summer to shoot this [ __ ]. >> um here's a shoot the Here's a very. stupid question but a valid one. What's. the difference between fusion and. fision? Do we currently use fision? Correct. >> Is that what they do? Is fusion what we. don't use? Like which which is which? >> Which of a question? That's a insanely. smart question. >> because cold fusion is the holy grail. Nuclear fision and fusion are two. distinct nuclear processes that release. energy by altering atomic nuclei. But. they operate in opposite ways. Fision. splits heavy atoms like uranium while.

fusion combines light atoms like. hydrogen isotopes. Oh, okay. So, is a hydrogen bomb a. fusion bomb? Put that in there. >> J Mo, bring up TJ Ducket highlights. [laughter]. >> Just find out, please. Is a hydrogen. bomb a fusion bomb? I. >> think it's fision. >> It's fision. Hydrogen bomb. But it says. it combines light atoms like hydrogen. isotopes in fusion. >> Different process.

Okay. So cold fusion is something that. they're all searching for. Oh, the fuel. is uranium and plutonium. The key differences. is. >> Here we go. >> Fusion. >> Yeah. So it is. >> No. Yeah. Fusion is the trigger.

>> Oh, it uses Look how weird. >> Yeah. >> It's known as a thermonuclear bomb. primarily relies on nuclear fusion for. its immense destructive power, but it. uses nuclear fision as the initial. trigger. Okay. So fision is the trigger. >> Yeah, I think that's that's what the. whole movie they're figuring out in that. Oenheimer movie like the uranium. splitting and. >> once they figured one out then they you. know that's what I got out of it, >> bro. And the bombs they make now make. these the [snorts] ones they made back.

then look like little baby bombs. >> Yeah. >> Zar bomba. >> There you go. Atomic bomb is fision. only. >> Oh, >> hydrogen is thermonuclear. So I think it's megat tons versus. kilotons. >> This is good. I'm going to correct. someone when the bomb goes off. [laughter]. >> Yeah, we're getting nukes. I'm going to. go actually. >> hold on. >> That looks like fision to me. Are you. going to try to whack one off if the. bomb's coming? I you have 30 seconds. >> I didn't think I was that type of guy. The internet's still up.

>> Based on uh [ __ ] my experience with. Ken Burns, I might be that guy. I don't. think I've never been scared of it. Like. I. >> There's no sin in that. You're going to. go, you're going to go. There's no sin. in that. >> It is what it is. >> I think that's a sin. I think you don't. want to sin right at the right at the. buzzer. >> I don't believe it. There's a bunch of. sins I think people made up. >> Jacking off. >> How about wearing two different types of. cloth? >> Well, I would never. You're not supposed. to. [laughter]. >> That's crazy. That's crazy that you sin. if you do that. [clears throat] If you.

want to go old school, >> you're sinning if you do that. >> We all know there's a difference. >> You have a conscience, >> right? >> You know, >> the jack off conscience. >> You know what a sin is, >> right? >> Depends what you jacked off to. [laughter]. >> This is the current website to get into. the Epstein files. >> You're [snorts] now in line. >> I'm in the queue. >> Oh, wow. >> Your estimated wait time is 1 minute. Oh. Oh, is it moving? Oh, less than a. minute. >> Wait, we're going to get into the. >> files. Look, we're about to get in. >> 96%. We're less than a minute. We're at.

96% getting into the Epstein files. >> What do you think's going to pop up. first? >> Oh, it's your turn. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Oh, we're going to see some [ __ ] You. are now being redirected to the website. >> Immediately, a virus gets uploaded to. your [laughter] computer. FaceTime video. of every jerking off session you're. going to have for the now to the rest of. your life. It'll all be in a database. >> All right. First thing starts off with a. privacy notice. >> Okay. Okay. Type to search court. records. >> Never find a [ __ ]. >> What do you think is going to come out?

So, this is all happening live. It just. happened an hour ago. What do you think. is going to come out of all this? >> I don't know. Type in Donald Trump and. search. >> We're going to find out real quick. what's. >> no results found. >> Crazy. Please try a different search. >> Bill Clinton. >> The greatest president. Bill Clinton. >> saved America. >> 48,000 results. >> Yeah, here we go. No results found. Oh, interesting. Interesting. Bill Gates. No.

results found. Crazy. >> I. >> I guess everybody's innocent. >> Turns out everyone was innocent. He was. alone a lone hornyman. >> Bro, I mean this it's it's you saw the. search. It's over. Okay, case closed. >> Guys, can we stop talking about Epste? [laughter]. Get over it. Handwritten text portions. of these documents may not be. electronically searchable or produce. unreliable search results. So, you got. to dig yourself. >> Yeah, we're just going to have to wait. We're going to have to wait a few.

>> Wait for the super nerds. >> Yeah, let the nerds go through that. >> Get in there and go to work. >> The guy's not watching Alabama, Oklahoma, >> or Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua. >> It's going to be incredible. >> What do you think is going to happen? >> I think uh if Joshua tries his hardest. to just a jab will win. [laughter] A jab. is going to win the fight. He's going to. it's going to be. >> just jab the shot. >> He's a foot. He's so much taller and. bigger. >> and he's better at boxing. >> It's just crazy that he wanted to do it. that Jake Paul wanted to fight Anthony.

Joshua. >> I wonder how much Jake got. >> Oh, he's must be getting an. extraordinary amount of money for this. >> because everyone's going to watch. >> Yeah. >> Whether you're a, you know, a. know-it-all boxing expert type fake guy. like me or someone else. >> No, you know you're boxing. >> I know a little. Those guys are the real. boxing experts. But at the point is. everyone's gonna watch it. Even the. casuals, everyone's gonna watch it. >> I'm gonna watch it. >> because it's nuts. It's a nutty idea. >> Yeah. >> Like Jervante Davis is not the best. idea. Jervant is small. He fights at.

135. That's crazy. You can't be bigger. than the guy, but when the guy's way. bigger than you, now I'm interested. Like, okay, >> for sure. Travante would [ __ ] him up. >> Uh, depends what I don't know how how. big Jake is. >> He's big. He's uh he weighed 216 and. he's solid as a rock. >> and Jervante fights 135. That's way. bigger. Yeah. It's way bigger. >> Yeah. >> There's a lot of like. >> you can only. >> skill is awesome but it only goes so far. when someone's that huge. >> Yeah. >> You know.

>> Yeah. Just like I. >> Jamonte probably could [ __ ] him up cuz. he's really [ __ ] good. >> I heard that. [laughter]. >> There's him knocking down and gone. >> That's what happened. That would That's. me and you. >> Look at this. Watch this. >> I'm Joshua. Yeah, that's you. Dude, you do not want to get popped by. this guy. >> He's so big. >> No, >> he's and he's been knocking people out. forever, man. >> Wouldn't you think any top heavyweight. would. knock out Jake Paul? >> Well, there's guys he said like openly. he doesn't want to fight like he doesn't.

want to fight David Benvitz. He's like, "Fuck that.". >> Yeah, >> I don't want to fight that guy. >> But he thinks Joshua is. >> I don't get it, man. Benvitz is [ __ ]. terrifying. Make no mistake about it. >> What about Ruiz? You could have got You. could have got Ruiz out there. >> Which one? >> Isn't that Isn't that the chubby guy? >> Oh, Andy. Yes. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um. >> could have got him out. >> But he might not have taken it easy. I. think there's. >> he Andy trying to find a guy who's going. to take it easy. >> You think Josh was going to take it.

easy? >> Well, that's what I was saying about the. speech he gave. I don't I don't know. That seems like a wild card. >> That was a crazy speech. It seems like a. guy. >> I never heard that speech. >> up to do whatever. >> I can't believe that I never saw that. until I think I kept watch. >> No, no, don't make it. It got He did. some hip and. >> it got weird, dude. I was watching it. cuz I I like Anthony Joshua and I was. watching it going, "This is [ __ ]. crazy.". >> Well, >> when a dude outboxes you like that, he's. a smaller guy and he outboxes you two.

fights in a row, like it really batters. you a little bit. At least in one of. them. There were some moments in like. the last round where he was just getting. boxed up, man. Usyk's so good. He's so slick. That. guy's 38. Post fight though, I I'll give anyone. you can say anything. Like I remember. when like remember when McGregor broke. his leg. >> Yeah. >> And everyone was like, I can't believe. he's saying all this. It's like, dude, >> right? >> He was in a fight 20 seconds ago. >> Yeah. He's going to be saying crazy [ __ ].

>> and his leg's broken. >> and he just he's in terrible pain. >> Yeah. >> Like I don't know. Postfight interview. is like they're going to say wild [ __ ]. They were just in a fight. >> Yeah. If there's ever a time where. someone should have pulled out of a. fight, it's that one. >> Oh, his leg was. >> his leg was [ __ ] up before that fight. They knew it. They they had done MRIs on. it and [ __ ] They didn't know what it. was. You know, it was probably like a. deep bone bruise, but then the next. impact on it snapped it. Maybe he had a. hairline fracture or something was.

compromised. It wasn't much, man. >> It wasn't much. It wasn't much when you. consider all the times that. >> It's weird because sometimes it doesn't. take much. It's just it hits the kneecap. the right way or the the shin at the. high spot. Yeah. >> Like the top of the shin up here, it's. so hard to break and you the flexible. part of your shin will just snap on it. But that one didn't kind of look like. that. it look. And then when I heard. afterwards that it was already. compromised going into that fight, I'm. like, "Oh man, that's a bad idea." But. you think you could do anything when.

you're Conor McGregor, you know, like, "Fuck this guy. He beat me the first. fight, but I'm going to [ __ ] him up the. second fight.". >> Being Conor McGregor is literally being. on cocaine. >> Yeah. >> Whether you're on it or not, [laughter]. >> bro. He had the wildest press. conferences back when he was fighting. Jose Aldo. >> That must have been so fun to be at. those. They were crazy. How fun was I? I. didn't go to press conferences. I. watched them. >> Oh, really? How about the weighins? I. never go. That must have been The. weigh-ins were wild. The weigh-ins were. crazy. Yeah. >> Well, the weigh-ins were crazy also.

because that's a day that's when they. used to have to really weigh in. >> So, you had to get on the scale in front. of everybody. Now they have ceremonial. weigh-ins. So, now you weigh in and then. you rehydrate and then you get on the. scale and I say official weight is 145. Everybody cheers. So when Connor is. standing there facing off with Jose. Aldo, he looks like a skeleton, >> bro. He looked. >> Yeah. See if you can find that. It was. >> He looked terrified. >> Crazy. >> So let's let's see him get on the scale.

>> That's Jose Aldo. >> So Connor would get on first. Connor got. on first. >> Look at him, bro. Look how sunken in he. is, >> bro. How do you. >> I mean he must be feeling like utter dog. [ __ ]. >> Yeah. How do you not faint? [laughter].

>> Fainting a kick. >> like I have to like get between. everybody. >> I don't think JOSE REALLY LOOKS SCARED. CONOR MCGREGOR. [cheering]. >> Once again, THE IRISH FANS HAVE COME. OUT. FOR THE BIGGEST UFC FEATHERWEIGHT TITLE. FIGHT EVER. GIVE US YOUR THOUGHTS ON. TOMORROW NIGHT AND JOSE ALDO AS AN. OPPONENT. You know, I'm sick of talking about. Jose. I visualize and I look at his.

facial features and I know that the soft. parts of his face won't be able to take. my shots. I just want to thank the Irish. people for coming out here for me. [cheering] It means everything. Tomorrow, tomorrow night, I will bring. that goal over Ireland once again. >> CONOR MCGREGOR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. >> BRO, that was back when he was fighting. 145. >> That boy was big at 145. >> Chugging electrolytes. >> Let me see what they look like. Jose. Aldo was big at 45, too, man. Jose Aldo.

was one of the greatest 145 pounders. ever. >> No, not to be a psycho. I didn't know. Charlie Kirk was [ __ ] [laughter]. Holy [ __ ]. Bro, that's dark. >> It's not. >> He speaks Portuguese. Trust me. It's not. Charlie Kirby. [laughter]. >> You son of a [ __ ]. >> Hold on. No, no, no. I'm not making. light of anything. >> If you meet him looked exactly like. >> If you meet him, he doesn't. It's just. the the angle, >> bro. [laughter]. Yeah. Hold on, Joe. >> It's just the angle. I'm telling you.

>> No, you're into something. What is going. on here? Crisis actors. You ever see those people. that get like super obsessed with crisis. actors? Hold on. That's another thing. That's a good point. >> There he is. Now, look at what he looks. the next day. He's all filled in. >> His eyes, his face. >> Oh, it's completely filled in. I wonder. if back then you were allowed to use um. IVs. cuz you weighed in the same day. >> I mean, excuse me, you weighed in on the. scale. Not the same day, the day before.

Oh my god. It's. >> the first time I've ever said he slept. him ever in a fight. It just came out. >> Yeah. >> Cuz it was like that's what he did. He. just slept him. Like that was crazy. And. the fact that he did it after like. months and months and months of taunting. and [ __ ] talking and. >> worst case for all those worst case. God, that blows. >> It blows. Yeah. And it was Yeah, just a.

quick Oh, that sucks. >> You ever see Aldo in his prime? >> Yeah. >> Aldo when he was in the WEC. >> Didn't see that, >> bro. Um, Aldo won't use This is the. first time in years Aldo won't use IVs. to rehydrate. >> I think the band just STARTED OR. SOMETHING. >> OH, that's crazy. >> That was when it happened. >> Six months before that is when it. started. Oh, well, so Aldo always got.

big at 145 and and there was been a few. there was a few weigh-ins. >> where he got real big where he had a. really hard time making 145 and then he. started fighting at 135 and he just got. like a a real good guy like a a. specialist to help him with the weight. cut and he made it pretty easy. Nutritionist got everything dialed in. Just makes you think like if that guy. was at 35 the whole time. He was [ __ ] everybody up at 45, you. know,

but everybody remembers him for that. fight. >> Yeah, >> that's a problem. >> That's a tough one. >> He was so good, dude. >> Isn't he Wasn't he still fighting? >> He just retired. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Just retired. >> like this year. >> Yeah. >> I think he got a bad like a very close. decision. Didn't go his way. Yeah. >> And he retired. That's right. >> As a hobby. >> I watched it. Yeah. >> Yeah. He was just kept kept going. >> Well, he tried dude out. >> and uh he survived. Zahhabi survived and.

he was he just emptied the gas tank. trying to take him out and then Zahhabi. was on top in the end of the fight. >> Who do you like now? Who's who's a young. guy? Because you told me about Jack Dela. a while ago. >> Who's a Goautier? >> This guy from Cameroon. >> Really? Oh, he's [ __ ] terrified. He's 185 lbs, 6'4, built like a Greek god, smokes. everybody. >> Everybody just gets smoked.

>> Did he fight last week? >> No, he didn't fight last week, but um. I'm I'm not sure when he's fighting. again, but see if you could find his uh. like a highlight reel of his KOs, bro. >> What's your name again? >> Goautier. >> I hope I'm saying it right. could have. never spelled that. >> Yeah, when you have to say it uh in a. weighin. [laughter]. >> But this guy, >> I've seen you I've seen you [ __ ]. write. >> I [ __ ] it up. Yeah, I [ __ ] it up all the. time. There's too many guys. I can't. remember all of them. But this guy, just. his style, however I mispronounce his.

name or get it right. His [ __ ] He's. terrifying. >> The [ __ ] is that guy, >> bro? [laughter] He's 185. And the guy on. the left, Sean Strickland, used to be. the 85pb champion. >> and still one of the best 85 pounders in. the world. the silent assassin. Um, just. see if you can find a highlight reel. >> Got some some action of this dude just. [ __ ] people up. Megan Olivy. So, yeah, back it up a. little so you can see.

>> Just [ __ ] people up, dude. Terrifying. power, super speed, excellent technique, everything. >> Yeah, >> guy's got a bunch of cats. >> I like that. >> Was in a house with cats. >> Psycho. >> Yeah, [laughter] he likes to go visit. cats. Psycho. Yeah, bro. He's He's good, man. He's good. Super [ __ ] strong, too. Very, you know, like very big for. the weight class. and awesome striking, man. Young. >> Oh, >> bro. >> He fought this dude. And that guy was so.

[ __ ] tough. >> And that guy just kept waving him in. Yeah, bro. It was I mean, most humans. >> would have been gone before that. This. guy hung in there as long as he could. still trying to get him off him. Yeah, but that dude, he's that that guy's the. future. >> I feel like those uh he's the future. >> I feel like the jacked Africans. eventually run into a nasty, dirty white. guy. >> They could run into a Russian like no. like. just a guy that's like.

>> a firefighter from. >> Oh, he's 23. >> The thing you have to recognize about um. though, >> crazy. Francis Enanu when he fought. Miocas for the world title had only been. doing MMA for like four years. >> Yeah. >> Like when they had a rematch a couple. years later, >> Francis was a different human being. Yeah. >> Yeah. And he [ __ ] him up and he was. real patient. >> But that first fight. >> first fight was crazy. >> That was just a guy surviving just going. he's going to get tired. [laughter].

>> Yeah. >> It was awesome. >> It was awesome. It was like probably one. of Stipe's most impressive victories. because Francis was like flatlining. everybody. And he also took a lot of. shots in that fight. He did. >> He ate a lot of big shots. >> I was I was cheering for the white. >> Were you? [laughter]. >> Yeah. If you don't know the sport, you. go, I'm cheering for the [ __ ] shitty. looking white guy. I hope he wins. [laughter]. >> Who's he fighting? The most jacked black. dude of all time. >> Literally. Yeah. >> He's a guy who has to cut weight to make. 265 natural.

>> Fan of the Mexicans, too. I like to see. a Mexican get in there. Like that guy. That guy that was just taunting back. That's hilarious. >> They got a spirit for fighting. I'll. tell you that. There's like a a Mexican. fighting spirit. There's been so many. Mexican combat sports champions. Like, think about how many boxers that are. like world champions that were Mexican. It's the numbers nuts. >> Julio Cesar Chavez, Canelo, Salvador. Sanchez. You can go down the line. forever and ever and ever. There's so. many Mexican champions. >> They're like Jews in Nobel Peace Prize. [laughter].

>> They [ __ ] They got their thing, bro. >> It's so true. Oh, this is what I was. going to say earlier about the crisis. actors. It's the same thing as like uh. like when they go that's a crisis actor, >> right? >> It's like no, he just went through the. most insane. It's like interviewing a. fighter after a fight. >> He's going to be weird, >> right? >> Like you don't know how you would react. >> Yeah. You have no idea. >> You go, this is a [ __ ] crisis. [snorts] actor. It's like, dude, he's he. just went through something he he didn't. know was happening. >> Definitely. And. >> all of a sudden, it's the worst thing.

ever. >> But also, don't you think crisis actors. are real? Like if you were going to pull off a. major propaganda event and you could. hire someone to pretend that something. happened and and give a narrative and. get that guy on camera right away. >> How many actors do you know? >> A lot. Right. >> Uh yeah, I know a good amount. >> How many do you think would keep their. [ __ ] mouth shut about whatever. they're working on? >> Zero. But [laughter] here's the thing. You don't have to be an actor to act. >> Of course. >> Right.

Kevin Durant was really good in Not. Kevin Durant. Um, Kevin Durant rules. >> Kevin Barnett was really good. >> Kevin Durant's on your brain. That's so. funny. [laughter] You got [ __ ] Darela. on the brain. >> Um, anyway, people have acted that are. like not actors. >> Great job. [laughter]. >> Yeah, there you go. >> None of us can act. >> No, but wait. Crisis actors as I I don't. I genuinely don't know if that's. >> Well, I know that MK Ultra exists, right? So, you know, they do they do. mind control and you know they do regime.

cha change things. You know they do. propaganda. >> Do you think they've ever put together. like something fake? >> Yes. I think I think maybe pulling down. that statue in Iraq, they had some. [ __ ] brown people show up and be. like, "Yeah, we like this." I don't. think like Sandy Hook, a guy getting. done with Sandy Hook, his kids just died. and right before he gets interviewed, he's like smiling. >> No, >> no, no. Of course, that's a touchy one. But like people going that's a crisis. actor because he was smiling before the. interview. It's like dude, he's in he's.

a mental. >> Yeah. >> nut job. His kid just got killed. >> What happened with that guy? >> You know what I mean? >> Yeah. You can't. >> I don't think I think it'd be tough to. get American crisis actors. I think it. would be tough. >> Yeah. >> Because somebody would go, I went to. [ __ ] middle school with that guy. >> For sure. That's a good point. >> I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. >> No, no, it's a really good point. >> I think it's easy to get a group of. Muslims in Iraq to be like, celebrate. when we tear down the Saddam statue. Do. you remember when Benghazi happened and. then there was this was it Benghazi that. was attached to that weird video? There.

was a weird video that someone had made. It was like an anti-Muslim video and. they were trying to say that it was the. attack was in response to this video. >> I'm not sure. >> Do you remember there was something it. was something really kooky and people. were not buying it. >> It was real weird. There was like some. sort of like. American propaganda film about Muslims. God, I don't remember it. Does that any of this ring a bell,

Jamie? >> Sort of. I'm trying to remember what it. would have been about. >> There was like a video that they were. trying to say, "Oh, they attacked us. because of this video." And then. everybody was like, "Wait, what?" And. then it made more people like dig into. the whole story behind the thing. True. >> and go, whoa, who's you guys are lying. about all kinds of [ __ ] No, they're. lying about all types of [ __ ] without a. doubt. >> Always. >> I'm just saying. >> after a school shooting or like a thing. in America like having. >> fake actors, >> it seems impossible. >> Seems impossible [snorts] to me.

>> It seems impossible. >> Not because I don't think they would. like to do that, >> right? It just seems too difficult. Yeah. >> But they they definitely use agent. provocators like they definitely did on. at the Capitol. They used guys that. pretended to be. >> patriots. >> Uh. >> I think it's this. >> That's right. The innocence of Muslims. That's the film. >> Oh yeah. >> The amateur film created by Nula. Nula. That's a real person. Nula. Nula is a. real person. That's crazy. [laughter].

Yeah. Right. >> Couldn't even name him. >> [ __ ] CIA. So. >> that's a drawing of him. We don't even. get him. >> That's me. Nola. Nola. You know me. All. right. Go. Go. All we got is a drawing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a [ __ ]. drawing of this guy. >> Wasn't it kind of like Wasn't it kind of. like hot? >> So, it depicted the prophet Muhammad in. a derogatory manner sparking widespread. anger and protests across the Islamic. world, including Cairo and Benghazi, Libya. So, [snorts].

uh, the Obama administration initially. described the attack as a spontaneous. reaction to these protests. A narrative. that faced immediate criticism from. conservatives who believed it was a. premeditated terror attack. Aha. The film fueled initial anger. Intelligence later suggested a more. organized terror element with attackers. having specific knowledge of the. compound and its security. Yeah, that's. the story. So, they try to blame it on. people freaking out because of the. video.

And even the whole making of the video, what is the controversy behind the. making of the video? Is there any. connections to shenanigans with the. making of the video? >> Oh, >> like intelligence agencies. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> probably. [laughter]. >> Probably. >> I wish the CIA would talk to me. >> You think? What would they tell you? >> Bro, keep it up. >> Good job. >> We like you. >> We like you. [laughter] We like your. vibe. >> I go, dude. I [ __ ] with you guys. I. [ __ ] hated JFK. Whoa. Is that what.

you say? >> Yeah. Go, bro. Sick job. >> I think these guys probably all like. JFK. >> I like JFK. >> Yeah. I think you got to be careful. because some of those guys didn't like. the old guard. We're different. >> The CIA. We're doing things actually in. America's interest. >> What do you think they're up to? >> Who knows? They're not up to nothing. >> Tell you that. [laughter]. >> They're doing something. >> It's not like they're just chilling, [laughter] you know? They're definitely. up to something. >> Yeah. I'd ask Mike Baker, but he's very. koi. >> He is.

>> very koi with those answers. >> You ever get the CIA boys coming? >> What do you mean? >> Have they ever talked to you? >> Him? Him? >> Yeah. >> I mean, he doesn't work for the CIA. anymore. Shane Gillis, >> he's retired now. He has zero connection. with. >> But then he just goes on the biggest. platform in the world. >> every now and again. >> Yeah, I'm sure he's I'm sure he's done. >> It's uh interesting hearing his. perspective because you got to know how. they think. Like what what is what are. the top brass? Like what's their. objectives with all this [ __ ] super. spying? >> Oh, you know what? This comes out when? I bet we're at war with uh Venezuela.

>> Do you think that's real? >> They're going for it, right? >> I thought they weren't. I thought they. decided not to. >> I don't think anybody's going to really. support that at all. >> No. >> It's It would be a terrible idea. But. also those plaques. >> Yeah, they don't. >> Those plaques are [ __ ] terrible. ideas. [laughter]. >> Obviously doesn't give a [ __ ] The tweet. The tweet's a terrible idea. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Why the [ __ ] would we ever do. that? >> No, I don't. I hope not. Trump and top. aids refuse to rule out war with.

>> That's fair. That's fair. I know what. that article is. >> Orders Venezuelan Navy to escort oil. tankers after seized seizure by US. forces. >> I understand the refuse. They're saying. refuse to rule it out. That just means. some reporter was there like, "Will you. do that?" And he was like, "Shut up. Quiet. Quiet.". >> So it seems quiet. [laughter] So it's. refused to rule out the potential for. open conflict as Nicholas Maduro urged. his navy to escort oil tankers to find. the largest US fleet deployed in the.

region in decades. In an interview. broadcast on Friday morning, Donald. Trump told NBC News that going to war. with Maduro's regime remains on the. table. I don't rule it out. No, he said. in a phone interview with the network. And at a year-end press conference at. the State Department, Marco Rubio. doubled down on remarks by other Trump. advisers that US could coers Maduro. through its campaign of strikes on. alleged drug boats traveling towards the. United States. >> Why? Why are we letting Marco Rubio say. [ __ ]. >> I don't know. What were we talking about.

Rubio earlier? What What was it? >> He was talking [ __ ] again. >> Well, it was earlier. What was it about? It was early in the podcast like 3 hours. ago. >> Oh, about uh. deporting that girl. He was like, "Yeah, we didn't give you that visa." It's. like, "Bro, we No one elected you. >> You lost. >> You got made fun of. >> You were little Marco. You were sweaty. little Marco. I don't I remember. >> He's the guy that's going to release all. the UFO docs.". >> Oh, is he? >> Yeah. >> All right. Well, then cool. >> Allegedly. >> That's what they do to get us to keep.

voting. They go, "Yo, Epstein files. We. got them. >> We got it. Just look up Bill Gates.". Nothing. [laughter]. >> Yo, vote for us. Tell you what though, the UFOs is that's the real thing. It's. the most important thing. We're working. on that right now. I'm real close. I'm. going to get a skiff. >> I don't know. >> I'll be right back. >> I've been around the country. I think we. got bigger fish to fry. >> There's a lot of fish. >> [ __ ] UFOs, >> bro. There was this lady who did this. video who just went to uh Los Angeles. for 5 days and was talking about uh how. she hadn't been there in a long time and.

what it was like. And she said that Skid. Row is how many blocks is Skid Row? Cuz. I swear she said it's 50 blocks. >> No, >> can't be. Can't be. It's the whole city. >> Yeah, it's like downtown. >> How many blocks? >> Downtown's 50 blocks. >> How many Oh, it is. >> How many blocks is uh. >> How many blocks is Skid Row, >> bro? I [snorts] was just. >> How do you even measure things by. blocks? Or blocks aren't universally the. same size, are they? >> Look at that. >> 50 blocks. >> Roughly 50 or 54 blocks. It's a quarter. mile square/ quarter mile.

>> It's a quarter mile of chaos. Do you. know how crazy that is? >> That's crazy. You know how crazy that. is? That's how bad Skid Row is. Like, and she said, "You don't understand it. until you get there." And she said, "The. entire city has a heavy feel to it.". Like, it doesn't feel right. Like, you. feel it feels off. >> Is that a real sign? >> Skidro. You want to be a little. >> Skidro has an Wait, hold on. Skidro is. actually too many. The name of it.

>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, I thought it was like. >> You got to go down there and check it. out, bro. I've been I've been. >> It's complete insanity. >> You got to go to Kensington and Alagany. >> They've shut down the streets. People. >> Give me some Google images. >> People just living there. >> Just living on the street. >> KNA in Philly. >> But this is crazy. This is 50 blocks. >> Whatever you guys got is a tiny little. [ __ ] ass Skidro. >> No, no, no, >> no, no, no. The big Skid Row to little. [ __ ] ass No. We're doing. >> How many blocks you got? >> We're the epicenter of heroin. >> Let's take a bet. I'd say Philly was. there before Skid Row. >> No, no. I would say Philly's got a way.

worse. >> Really? More more blocks. >> Not more people. No, >> no, but just more. >> but that it's that for. >> But that's that's Skid Row, too, man. I. think it's the same. >> I think Derelicks are the same. everywhere, but here they could freeze. to death. That is the difference. That's. the difference. They're a little more. hardcore. >> Yeah. I I can't say. I don't know. But. >> Philly ones can freeze to death. >> K&A is bad. >> I think it's the worst place I've seen. in America. >> Jesus Christ. Although I I was just in.

Portland and. that [ __ ] is such a cool city. >> Yeah. >> It's like going to San Francisco where. you're like, damn, this is an awesome. city. >> It's just [ __ ] up. But I don't want to. The homelessness problem is a real. >> it's a real crazy issue. >> and no one can come up with a solution. cuz it might be [clears throat] it might. be the result of a issue that already. happened and now it's too late to fix. >> and how do you fix it?

>> I don't know. >> I haven't heard one good [ __ ] answer. >> Nope. Not one. >> Other than just every single person I. know going [ __ ] the city sucks. >> Well, there's no solution. Also, they're. throwing so much money at the problem. and it's not getting at all better, which is not a good sign. That usually. means there's a hole in your bucket, dear Lyla. >> I bet there's a hole in the bucket. [laughter] I bet there is. >> There is a hole. They've proven it. There's people that are making a ton of. money. It's a whole complex of people. that are making a ton of money working.

on homelessness. >> That's how it is. Anytime there's an. issue, somebody's going to be making a. [ __ ] ton of money on it. >> Always. People are dirty. >> Didn't the Clintons make a [ __ ] ton of. money on the Haiti? [laughter]. >> Did they? >> I don't know. allegedly. >> Did they they made money on Haiti? If I. put that into perplexity, how would they. have made money on Haiti? >> Uh, I think they just took some of the. donations. >> What happened? >> [ __ ] if I know. I think somebody owned a. [ __ ] mind down there. >> Didn't like a [laughter] rapper wind up. going to jail for that. >> Yeah, he went to jail, right?

>> I don't know. I don't know what that was. about. >> Or he got arrested and sentenced if he. hasn't gone to jail. sentenced to 14. years in prison for major foreign. influence scheme, including illegally. funding millions of dollars from. Malaysian financer Joe Low to former. President Barack Obama's 2012 campaign. lobbying for China. >> Whoa. >> You think that would be a bigger story? >> Whoa. What is he from again? >> The Fujis. >> The Fujis. Oh, damn. That's crazy. They. took two hits. Lauren Hillary.

>> Yeah. >> Skidro. >> Oh, that's crazy. >> Spent the night down there for a few. days. Oh, he probably took the he. probably was holding the bag, dude. >> They got Lauren Hill for tax evasion. Remember they put her away. >> They hate the Fujis, >> bro. That's crazy. >> Yeah, White Cle, >> but it seems like this dude was. involved. [laughter]. >> The Fuji might have been up to no good. >> White Clef John, I love that Staying. Alive version. >> He rules. >> Oh, he rules. >> But he had a issue with Haiti too,

right? Wasn't. >> He's Haitian, >> right? But didn't wasn't there like. >> probably. I think a lot of the money got funny. down there. >> as it will do when money is. >> the worst thing I've ever seen. There's. a documentary on Haitian prisons. >> Oh no. >> You want to see, bro? It's like [ __ ]. 90 people in a cell. >> Oh no. >> That's designed to fit like 10 people. >> Oh no. >> And also there's no due process cuz they. they don't they can't process everybody. So there's guys in there that are like,

"Yo, I didn't do anything and I'm here. for 15 years and then there's an. earthquake and everyone gets out. >> Oh my god.". >> And then they go, "I think that guy was. in prison. Pick him up.". >> It's just a [ __ ] guy who's like, "I. wasn't Now you're in the worst prison on. earth.". >> Yeah. It's It's a tough one. >> No verified evidence shows Bill or. Hillary Clinton personally profited or. received salaries from Haiti related. activities through the Clinton. Foundation. The foundation raised around. 30 to 500 million [laughter].

what for Haiti post 2010 earthquake. directing funds to aid groups. investments and projects like hotels and. factories without taking administrative. overhead. >> You get 500 million [ __ ] they're not. going to notice 15. >> Shane, don't you just read AI and just. recognize the truth and stop being. conspiracy theorist? >> I'm not conspiracy theorist. thinking. about the college football playoff which. has a lot of conspiracies. >> Oh, really?

>> The Protestants formed against the. Irish. >> Oh, no. >> They joined all the Southern Protestants. joined against the Catholics. >> Taylor as old as time. >> It's time last time they tried to join. against us. We marched down there and. burned down their [ __ ] [laughter]. cities. So, watch out. >> It's crazy because sports are like a. substitute for war. >> You think we'd have more presidents? The. Catholics. >> Yeah, they only had one. Biden, too. >> Oh, Biden's capital allegedly. >> True. >> We only got one. He got shot and then.

Biden was doing auto sign. Give us a. good one. >> Yeah. >> You got anybody in mind? [laughter]. >> Nick Fes. >> He could probably win a few years. >> Hold on, let's [laughter] talk. Listen, he couldn't have existed before, right? 10 20 years ago couldn't have existed. Now super popular. What's 20 years from. now look like? You know, maybe someone. like that can win. >> Well, we'll see. >> I got to be so bad. We got to wrap this. up anyway. I'm sorry. 418.

>> We got that one at the buzzer. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Well, listen, I will say this. about it. It's fascinating to watch that. there's there's like a whole group of. people that feel very unrepresented in. the world and especially like young men. And here you got this young guy with a. very high verbal IQ and he also does a. lot of [ __ ] posting, a lot of talking. [ __ ] a lot of trolling, >> says women shouldn't be allowed to vote.

This is wild [ __ ]. >> And and that Piers Morgan thing is like, bro, >> that was like an expert. sparring with someone who thought they. were an expert. >> Sure. >> Like they're playing two totally. different games. >> And it's also the thing the thing that. people try to get Fentos on is he's. still funny as [ __ ] It's funny. >> So that's where you're in a lot of. trouble. >> when he hits him. Do you think the hol. you made jokes about the Holocaust? He. goes. >> too soon. >> Like dude. >> and you could see wild.

>> You could see but you could see Piers. going, "Oh [ __ ] bro." And he was like, "Me mom died." [laughter]. >> I was like, "Holy [ __ ]. >> bro. He got hit. He got hit with a. missile on that one too soon." Too soon. I was like, "Oh my god.". >> I don't know if this is AI or not, but. this photo just popped up online. >> Oh no. What is I'm just having a. >> He got head from a block. >> There's a [laughter] black. >> You got head from a Polish person. A. blockhead. >> Yeah. >> Well, duh. Well, duh. >> Hell yeah. Duh.

>> Trump [ __ ] Clint got head in a hot. tub. >> Can you imagine? You were one of those. guys and you were like, "Finally, I got. a place where I can get my freak on.". >> I will say, dude, you ever try to get. head in a hot tub? >> That seems gross. >> It's [ __ ] impossible. >> Go inside. >> Yeah, let's go inside. [laughter] It's. nuts. >> I appreciate your enthusiasm. This is. not ideal. >> I'm like barely hard. [laughter]. >> It's [ __ ] water. Chemical smell. >> Don't give me head. >> You shouldn't get that on your mouth. anyway. [ __ ] chemical water from that.

hot tub destroying your endocrine. system. >> All right. >> All right. Love you. It was a lot of. fun. Bye, everybody. >> [music].