Joe Rogan Experience #2429 - Tom Segura

Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. >> The Joe Rogan Experience. >> TRAIN BY DAY. JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY. NIGHT. All day. >> Is that how your croissant croissant? Bro, those croissants are real [ __ ]. bro, aren't they? >> I was going to eat one bite. This is. what's left. [laughter]. >> I was like, I'll have a bite. >> They're so good, man. >> Too buttery. Well, how can how can a guy. lose as much weight as you lost and then. open up a [ __ ] bakery? Because I. started with them when I was so fat. It.

was [laughter] perfect. Like I fell in. love with that place when I was close to. my fattest and I was like, "This is a. match made in heaven.". >> How big were you when you were your. fattest? >> The most I ever weighed was 265. [snorts]. >> Holy [ __ ] Yeah. >> And what are you now? >> 187. >> That's insane. >> Yeah. So it's like what? 80 lbs. >> What does that feel like on your joints? >> Feels great. I feel so much better. I. feel so much better. >> Of course. >> I'm lifting four days a week. >> Wow. >> Um Yeah. I just I lifted this morning. >> Do you have a trainer or do you go solo? No, he meets me there every day or every. day that I'm. >> Do you do that for accountability?

>> You know, I just realized that I I mean, I've trained enough now where I can I. can do a good workout on my own, but I. always feel like I it's never as good as. when he's there. >> It It's always, you know what I mean? Like it's always a little bit harder and. I always feel like it's a better workout. when he's there. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. He pushes me. Sean, >> so you've been with him for a while? >> I've been with him for Yeah. for years. Um, the other difference, the big. difference is that I've been I dialed in.

not with croissants, but I've dialed in. my nutrition [laughter] a lot more. Like. I eat four times a day now and I I'm on. top of my macros. You know what I mean? Things I've never done before. >> You Why do you eat four times a day? >> This nutritionist just gave me this plan. and I've I've been just doing it. >> Interesting. >> Yeah. So, I eat 50 grams of protein at. every at each of those four, you know, four different meals. >> Okay. >> So, I end up getting 200 grams. So you. you do smaller meals that are lower in. calories but high in protein. >> Yeah. Yep. And then I I also I I carb.

cycle. So like I know on a like if like. today was legs, I know that it's it's a. more intense workout. I'll do the full. portions of these carbs, right? Which. sometimes is sweet potatoes or white. rice. But on a day if I'm like if it's a. rest day or I'm I'm doing like less. intense workout, I'll dial back how much. of those carbs I eat. >> H you do you take a pre-workout? >> I I have a preworkout meal every time.

So like in the morning I get I've been. getting up at 5:30. So I I. >> What? >> Yeah. >> What the [ __ ] are you doing, man? >> I mean because I've been in the writer's. room on my on season two of Bad. Thoughts. So, I've been I've been. getting up at 5:30 and my pre-workout. meal are these like I guess it's like. mucili kind of like grains, you know, with um with some honey, a little bit of. almond butter, and then I have uh Greek. yogurt with um a scoop of uh whey. protein. So, that's my pre-workout. And.

after that, I go to the gym. And then. during the workout, I sometimes have a. like an intraworkout shake. Sometimes I. just Yeah. Yeah. Wow. >> But I mean, I feel much better doing it. that way. I do. And then and then I eat. again about an hour after that workout. So that's my second meal. >> Then a few hours later is 3:00. And then. my fourth one is like around 6:00. >> So you have your second meal by the time. it's like 8:00 a.m. >> Uh maybe like 9:30. Yeah. >> That's so crazy.

>> Yeah. >> What time you go to bed at night? >> Well, that's that's the key to this. whole [ __ ] thing. That's the key to. the whole thing is that you go to do. this. I got to do this and to do that I. got to do that and to do and to do that. I got to get up early and the only way I. can get up early is by staying on top of. when I go to bed. You know when we met I. was going to bed at 3:00 in the morning. >> Normal stuff. >> Yeah. And I would get up at like 11. >> Yeah. Like a normal person. >> Like a normal person. And then I would. say in the last decade. a lot of my bedtime kind of shifted to.

like around midnight and then it shifted. to like a little bit like closer to 11. In the last few months, like sticking to. this plan, I've started to go to bed. sometimes at like 10 10:30, which for me. is like very early, >> you know? It's very hard. It was It's. the biggest challenge for me has been to. get to bed. >> That's hard for me. That's hard. That. would be hard. >> But I also I don't think I'm going to be. getting up at 5:30 forever. >> This is just writer room stuff. >> This is just writer room stuff.

>> Normally, you get up when 8? >> Uh yeah, between seven and eight. Yeah, >> that's that's reasonable. That's. reasonable. And I don't have to go to. bed at 10:00 to do that. >> Yeah. When my kids are in school, I get. up at 7ish. And then, yeah, usually between 7 and. 7:15, depending on when they have to. leave, and then when they're not in. school, like right now today, I got up. at 8, which is pretty normal. >> 8 feels good for me. >> I got I got up around 7:30 today. If I. don't work out first thing in the. morning though, it used to be I really.

used to like working out at night. because in jiu-jitsu I'd always like. doing at night. Morning classes were. tough. Tough to get in there early and. and train and also you don't feel warmed. up and you [ __ ] feel like. everything's going to get hurt. >> Yeah. >> Uh but nighttime I can't work out. anymore. I can't do that. >> I've completely changed in this too. busy. I used to say, well, I will say. that like I feel like my strongest. between like 11 and 1, like the middle. of the day, is when I if you were like. draw up an ideal strength time, that's.

when I feel like I'm like, "Oh, that's. when I'm at my best.". >> Why? Why do you think that is? >> I think I you're. >> you woke up. >> Yeah. You woke up, you're fired up, you're warmed up, >> and you're ready to go. And I feel like. >> a little food. >> I feel good. But I've pivoted to now. really enjoying these first thing in the. morning workouts where I feel like my. whole day is set when I have those. workouts. And I also realize that if I. don't, I feel so much different through. that throughout that day. >> Right. That's a good that's a good. factor. One, you get that first big win. in the morning. Yeah. You got it done.

You're you got good momentum going. But. also, you're more calm. >> That's that's the big one. That's the. big one. >> And focused, right? When we did that. sober October thing, we were all doing. crazy crazy cardio. One thing you said. to me that really rang true is like it. totally. silences all that internal chatter. >> Yeah, it does. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And and I think I think one thing. about the writer room is that you know. you have to be alert, you have to be. focused, right? you can't have all this. [ __ ] like the noise going on and you.

know so it was a great way to show up to. the room is like. >> you have that win. >> you've done something hard and now I'm. ready to work. >> yeah for me um it's it's not just a hard. workout but generally has to have some. cardio in it. >> really. >> yeah cardio is what really shuts off all. the chatter. >> it is different than the weightlifting. >> yeah weightlifting is great. weightlifting makes you feel better like. you feel like energized you feel like oo. I feel good. But cardio is like I don't.

give a [ __ ] Yeah. >> Like when I when I have a really hard. cardio session, it's like I don't give a. [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] what's going. on. Everything's fine. >> I noticed the difference between cuz I. was doing 45 minute cardio sessions and. when I upped it to an hour, the 15minute. difference for me felt like another. hour. >> Like pushing it 15 more minutes was. really, really hard. >> Well, that's when it's hardest. When. you're tired already. Yeah. You know, when you're extending your cardio. capability. That's That's [ __ ] hard, man. That's hard.

>> It's so important. It's so important to. do. >> Oh, yeah. It's everything. You want to. wonder why so many people are out of. their [ __ ] minds. That's a big part. of it. They don't work hard. >> I got so obsessed with some of these. this like these data and metrics about. this, you know? >> Yeah. Just like. >> that becomes a problem. >> Yeah. Well, I don't mean like that like. I have to do, but like the just the the. data that people are talking about as. people age of like if you're not lifting. and your bone density goes down or like. your V2 max like. >> learning about that stuff and going like.

if you don't start thinking about that. at a certain age. >> one day it will be like so out of your. grasp. >> I was just having this conversation with. Shane Gillis. I was like, "You have to. realize like 20 years goes by so fast. because I'm 20 years older than him.". And I'm like, "20 years ago I like that. happened. It was yesterday." Yeah. >> And all of a sudden I'm 58. >> and 20 years from now I'm 78. That's. dead. >> Yeah. >> Like that's almost dead. >> Yeah. >> Like and and you can either be almost. dead and look like RFK Jr. or you could.

be almost dead and look like Trump. >> Yeah. >> So kind of same thing. They're in the. same neighborhood like. >> and you have a choice. Trump's only. seven or eight years older than RFK Jr. >> He doesn't look like it. >> No. >> Yeah. >> And that guy did heroin for 14 [ __ ]. years. >> Who did? >> RFK Jr. >> He did heroin. >> Oh yeah. After his dad was assassinated. >> He was a heroin addict. >> Yeah. >> No [ __ ] I didn't. >> Yeah. When he was young. >> People give him a hard time about it. Like, hey yo, his [ __ ] dad got shot.

in front of him. Yeah. >> His dad who was running for president. got assassinated. >> Yeah. That's. >> when he was a little kid. Come on. You wouldn't do heroin. You. have no idea what you would do. And his. uncle got shot in the head in front of. the whole world. >> Yeah. I mean, >> not in front of the whole world. It. wasn't in front of the whole world until. several years later. But. >> he looks incredible. >> He looks great. >> Yeah. >> He did uh 20 chin-ups in a row. >> I saw that. >> at 70 whatever the [ __ ] he is. >> That's very impressive. >> That's insane. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Modern science for the win.

>> Yeah. Now you Yeah. I mean Yeah. I think. about it all the time. I I because I. think the same way. 20 years goes by. real [ __ ] fast. Yeah. It's so fast, dude. Before you know it, >> that's why like there's guys that like. never got going with their life or they. got distracted with stupid [ __ ] and they. never really like focused on whatever it. is they do, what their career is. >> And then you see them 20 years later, they're in like their late 40s and. they're [ __ ] scrambling and. depressed. And. >> I'm friends with so many of them, dude. >> Oh, it's a problem. >> I'm friends with so many of them. Like.

I'm in that age pocket where it's like a. lot of my friends are. >> in that like. >> they never did anything. Yeah. And. they're really they're really. scrambling. >> Yeah. And they're really desperate. And. then they they want help, which is like, hey, I can't [ __ ] hold your hand. Exactly. You did this to yourself. Like, you should have paid attention to what. we were all doing. >> all those years ago. >> It's unnerving, too, when some of them. like I have friends who are like. >> you're like, dude, like we're in our. 40s. Yeah. And you're you're And the. thing is, the worst part about it is you.

realize how much of it is dictated by. fear. like they're just scared to do. things. It's like someone who's scared. to step in the gym or something, right? You're like, you're you're just scared. to get your to take that step to do. something. >> Scared to be uncomfortable is what it. is. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's the thing. It's like most. people are scared to be uncomfortable. So, they're scared to sit down in front. of the computer and write. They don't. write cuz they're scared to to be I. don't The writing thing is the weirdest. one. >> Fear of the unknown. >> Cuz I don't understand why that's even. uncomfortable. But it is. I I get it. It.

is. I I avoid it sometimes. I come home. and I'm like, I really should write, but. I could watch YouTube. Yeah. And then. I'll [ __ ] sit in front of the TV. I'm. like, I earned this. >> Yeah. >> And then I'll watch YouTube. >> Anything to not do it. You look for. distractions. >> The nights that I come home and I write. though, I always feel way better. I feel. better going to bed and I feel better. getting up. I'm like, I did what I was. supposed to do. Yay. Yay. Everything's. going good. >> Yeah, you're right. Yeah. >> When I just watch some [ __ ] random. YouTube video on ancient history. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's like, okay, why am I.

falling asleep at 2 in the morning and. forcing myself to finish this [ __ ]. hour and 50minute documentary on Syria? >> I do it [ __ ] all the time. I'm like, here's another Murder Doc. I'll just. watch this. >> I don't watch those. >> Oh my god. It's all I watch. >> You know what I found out, too? I was I. [laughter] found in the writer room, and. I didn't realize this until I talked it. out. We were talking about. >> um you know, like cuz sometimes you're. like, "What about this idea?" Right. Right. And someone will be like, "Well, you know, on that episode of like 30. Rock or something." And I'll be like, "I.

never saw that." They go, "You never saw. 30 Rock?" And I'm like, "No." And then. they go, "Oh, well, you know, like on. The Office, I never watched The Office.". They go, "You didn't watch The Office?". And then I started talking. I was like, "Oh, I've never watched any of these. shows." And they're like, "What?" And I. go, "Yeah, I guess I just don't like. comedy." [laughter]. And they're like, "What are you talking. about?" I was like, "Dude, I've never. seen The Office, 30 Rock, Sunny, all. like the huge comedies of the last 20. years. I've never seen them. >> I haven't seen them either.". >> Yeah. Well, so and I'm like, "Well, I.

go, my rationale, my thinking is not. that I don't like comedy. It's that it's. like, you know, you I'm on stage all the. time. I'm doing comedy. My friends are. comedians. We're talking comedy. When I. get home and I want to watch something, I don't want to watch that. I want to. watch something else.". >> I'm exactly That's exactly how I think. of it. I want to watch dramas, thrillers, >> something's interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stranger Things. >> Yeah. So, I just end up never They're. like, "This is pretty crazy, though. You're in a room of comedy writers and. you've never watched an episode of. comedy." And I'm like, "Yeah, I guess. that is kind of weird.".

>> I I watched them when I was on one, you. know, I'd watch other sitcoms to see. what they were doing differently, you. know, cuz it was kind of a new thing for. me. >> Yeah, that makes sense. >> But, uh, after I was off news radio, I. swore off sitcoms, too. And but then I. did start watching them, some of them. with my family. Uh, one of them I. watched that I really used to [ __ ] on. and I was wrong is The Big Bang Theory. Really [ __ ] good show, man. >> I mean, it was a massive hit. >> I was like, how is this stupid show a. massive hit? But it was because I had. seen clips online that were like retakes.

that they did without the laugh track. >> Uhhuh. >> But if you know, if you ever worked on a. sitcom, you know what retakes are. Retakes are brutal. like you didn't get. it right or the writers decided to. change something or there's whatever for. whatever reason you do a bunch of them. after the audience leaves you know so I. saw those without the laugh track and I. was like what is this this is not funny. this is terrible I'm like what is this. like mundane boring [ __ ] drone you to. sleep then I watched the show the actual. show itself I was like oh this is a. really well-written sitcom.

>> and it's interesting because the main. guy is autistic and he is like. [clears throat] totally socially. [ __ ]. >> yeah And it's funny though. It's But. it's all about nerds. It's like It's a. good show. It's a solid show. >> I mean, something that has that. something gets that popular like this. has to have something. >> But that's like stuff that I watch with. my family. Like there's certain shows. that I only watch with my family. >> Really? >> Yeah. That's one of You know what just. happened with our kids is um they um. they they started, you know, they they. had like their movies that they always.

watch and kids, little kids have just a. capacity to re-watch the [ __ ] out of. things that you're like, Jesus Christ, >> I watched Frozen like 80 times. >> Oh my god, so many [laughter] [ __ ]. times we watched these things. >> We watched Home Alone [ __ ] 145 times, right? Which is I think a lot of people. do. But. >> then all of a sudden we were like, "Oh, here's The Simpsons.". >> And what we did was we started with. episode one of the Simpsons. Oh, wow. >> And what I was so surprised by, I was. because I was taken by just how how good. the old one, like we're watching like.

season one, season two, like the really. old ones where where everything where it. took 18 months to produce an episode. This is, you know, they had to handraw. everything. >> The the writing and the jokes in them. are so good and so funny. And you're I'm. watching these little dudes like get the. jokes and they're and it's really funny. I mean, it's really good, but we start. from the beginning. How many episodes is. the Simpsons still on the air, right? >> I think so. It's like season [ __ ] 42. or some [ __ ]. >> That is so wild. And no one gets old. >> No, these characters are just cartoons.

>> And now they can do them uh timely. because of technology. So now they can. like produce it in a week or something. >> Oh, that's crazy. >> Yeah, >> that's crazy. >> Cuz they don't have to hand draw. everything. >> Well, didn't they like farm it all out. to [ __ ]. >> I think so. >> South America or some [ __ ]. >> They probably I'm sure. >> Yeah, I think they did. Some Indian. I. think they they taught some Asian people. how to how to draw, >> how to do it. And like I mean there's. something also that like you appreciate. about the old animation that's cool that. >> clunky. Yeah. >> Yeah. It doesn't exist in the but it's.

still it's so funny. >> Like the first South Park. The first. South Park was super clunky. Yeah. What. would Barry Pano do? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> And then they also embraced that it's. supposed to look this certain way, right? Like they that whole thing was. like it's it was they embrace that like. the look is not like slick, >> right? >> Yeah. >> I mean it's also you can get away with. so much more when it's not even remotely. realistic. >> Yeah. >> Like the time that gay teacher stuffed. Paris Hilton up his ass. >> Like how could you do that on any other.

show? Imagine if you you said we're. going to do um South Park but with CGI. and real people. They're like, "What the. [ __ ] are you talking about? Kenny's. going to die in every episode violently. and everyone's going to laugh.". >> What? >> No. Yeah. >> What? His brains splattered all over the. concrete. Oh my god, you killed Kenny. >> You killed Kenny. >> What? >> Yeah, it has to be. >> No, it has to be fake. >> Fake. Yeah. >> Yeah. And it has to be fake kids. >> Totally. >> Cuz kids are kind of They bounce off. stuff. They get hurt. It's kind of. funny. >> Yeah, they do. >> Yeah. They just [ __ ] They don't get. hurt as easy. When they get hurt, it's.

like not that big a deal. They bang into. things. Whereas an old person falls in. the bathtub, they break a hip, and. they're dead in a year. >> My youngest like slow falls all the. time, and we're [laughter] like, "What. the [ __ ] is going on?" And he's never. hurt. >> He's practicing. >> Yeah. He's just like And he tumbles. >> Yeah. Well, they're [ __ ] made out of. like they're they're flexible. They're. all pliable and [ __ ]. >> Yeah. The way they even like the way a. kid can sit and you're like, "How are. your legs doing that, bro?". >> After a while, [ __ ] gets stiff. >> It gets real stiff. Yeah. >> Do you ever do any yoga? >> I did. I haven't in a while.

>> Well, remember when we did it? That was. our first challenge. Right. >> I do. And that was awesome. And then a. few like a year or two ago, I I started. doing some yoga here and it was so. challenging. I was like, "Fuck, this is. really hard.". >> Was it the same kind or different? >> Um, just like No, it wasn't it wasn't a. hot yoga. It was just like, you know, you're going through all the positions. I don't know how to even describe it. >> Yeah, all the poses. And I was like, man, I was, you know, shaking in in. certain poses. And I was it was really. challenging and I have not done it in a.

while. I probably should do it again. Was it the same kind of yoga though or. were the poses different? >> No, the same kind of poses. The same. kind. Yeah. Just not hot. >> Hot's the way to go. >> Hot's rad. >> Yeah, it's harder. >> It is. I remember I did do a hot yoga. here in Austin like in July. I was like, this isn't much different than outside. right now. [laughter]. And uh I I remember like feeling so. relieved when I saw somebody tap out of. the room before me. I was like, I can't. tap out first. [laughter] Just watching.

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Limited time offer. >> I remember the first time I did it, I. was like, I can't believe how hard this. is. I can't believe all these little old. ladies are walking into this thing with. this rolled up foam mat and I'm like, >> you guys think you're working out? >> Yeah. >> Meanwhile, they're working out way. harder than me. >> I was literally getting strangled and it. was easier. I was going to jiu-jitsu and. I was getting [ __ ] arm barred and. that was easier. Yeah. Than going and. and [ __ ] stretching my feet out with. these little old ladies. >> and seeing like how these mother like. you'll see somebody who's like [snorts].

physicality is not like that not like. they look fit let's say but you're not. like holy [ __ ] look at this person. >> and the way that they're holding. themselves. >> up on their hands and their whole body. is sitting on on you know what I mean. like their knees are on their elbows and. you're like how the [ __ ] are you holding. yourself like this? >> Yeah. And very impressive. It's a weird. It's a impressive thing that you only. know it's impressive when you try to do. it. >> This is why I have this uh theory that. everybody should try things like that. jiu-jitsu a boxing class even if you go.

one time just once, right? >> To have just so you have an idea of what. you don't know, >> right? >> You know what I mean? Because like every. dude thinks he can fight, >> right? you know, and I'm like, I know my. limits so much in that regard because. I've been in classes. I've done classes. >> So, I I know so much. I'm not an expert, but I know how much I don't know. You. know what I mean? Like, yeah, >> I've rolled on I've done jiu-jitsu. classes. I've done boxing classes, and. I'm like, "Oh, this these guys can.

[ __ ] kill me." [laughter] You know, >> but you don't know that before you do. it, >> right? >> You don't know how hard that [ __ ] is. >> Yeah. >> You don't know. I mean, like, boxing is. a funny one because people think they're. like, "I can throw a punch." Like, you. don't even have the fundamentals of of. how to throw a punch. You don't even. know how to throw a punch technically. >> Not only that, how many can you throw. before you're totally exhausted? >> Oh, the the exhaustion is is is real. crazy. >> How many you got in your tank? You got. 10 punches. >> A lot of people like throw they throw. hay makers and they think they're. throwing it. You're like, that's not.

even a punch, you Oh, it is if it lands, >> I guess, but it's not like it's. definitely not a punch that would would. really have that much of an effect on. somebody who knows what they're doing. I. mean, you could probably land that on. someone who also doesn't fight. >> You can land a lot of things on people. if they don't know you're going to punch. them. >> Yeah. >> That's why sucker punches work. >> Yeah. Whenever I when I used to teach. martial arts, one of the first things I. would tell people is you have to realize. that action is so much faster than. reaction. So, the reason why a sucker. punch works is because you have no idea.

that this person is going to do it and. then by the time they're doing it, it's. too late. >> It's too late for you. >> You don't react in time. That's why. people get punched like that. You can't. I'm like, you can't ever let anybody get. close enough. >> You can't ever let anybody that's. threatening you get into position where. they think like you think that they. could hit you and you you don't know. what's coming, >> right? >> Because it can happen too fast. >> So, that's why you got to you have to. have your awareness to uh that somebody. approaching you is already a threat or. can. >> 100%. Yeah. Like remember the time I got. in that stupid thing on Fear Factor? >> Yes. >> With that guy? That was 100% my thought.

process. Like this guy could punch me in. any second. >> Yeah. So you have to act. >> Yeah. I had to grab him. But it was one. of those moments where I was like, "All. right, this is a very angry person. that's already irrational. What's most. irrational?" Sucker punching the host. >> Yeah. >> And also, this is like, you got to think. of reality TV. What is everyone trying. to do? Everyone's trying to go viral. They're all trying to have a clip that. gets played over and over again. They're. all trying to get everybody to watch the. show. So, they're all acting in the most.

outrageous way possible. >> Yeah. >> I think it's like between that and. social media, it's it's been like poison. in our civility in our culture. The way. people communicate, the way people view. like famous people is totally different. now. Cuz you used to be famous because. you were Amy Winehouse. Like, oh, I love. your music. Now it's you're just famous. for whatever the [ __ ] reason. being. famous for just acting a fool. Like just. being a complete [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Being some guy who's famous for. stealing people's hats. >> Yeah. >> Just run up and grab people's hats.

everywhere. That's That's your TikTok. >> Or Yeah. You go up to people and like. you whisper in their ear when they're at. they're at like a a Home Depot and. people go, "Hey.". >> Speaking of which, did you see what. Andre Arloski got into it with these. [ __ ] influencers? I bet they didn't. know who he is. >> Yes, I did see a clip of that. >> Yeah, I bet they didn't know who he is. They started [ __ ] with former UFC. heavyweight champion Andre Arlovski. >> Yeah. Not a good move. >> He's all, first of all, he's [ __ ]. gigantic. >> Yeah. >> And he's one of the baddest. [ __ ] ever. Like that guy just. recently retired from the UFC or was.

released, I should say. He's not even. done fighting. He started fighting. >> He was he won the UFC title, I think, in. 2005. >> Yeah. >> That's 20 [ __ ] years ago. And the guy. was still beating people that are like. elite fighters just a few years ago. >> And that's who you go pick on. >> You go pick on that guy. >> Good [laughter] luck. >> I think he beat Travis Brown in like. 2016 or 17. Travis Brown was super.

legit. Real dangerous. >> Yeah, >> Arloski was a bad [ __ ] dude. >> I went to a a Travis Brown fight once. with you. >> Travis Brown was a bad [ __ ]. Travis Brown completely changed the way. people look at the clinch because he. elbowed so many people into oblivion. If. you got a hold of a single on that guy. and your head was right there or a. double, anything where you're trying to. take him down against the cage and hit. your head is right there. That [ __ ]. dude boom. Yeah, he we literally called. them Travis Brown elbows.

>> cuz everybody does it, but Travis Brown. did it better than anybody. >> That and those um those forearm. >> shots that people take, you're like, >> "Yeah, it's brutal. It's such a brutal. sport." It's It's so crazy. >> That is so [ __ ] crazy. Yeah, I would. not [ __ ] with somebody. I mean, I don't. [ __ ] with anybody, but like if I saw. that guy be the last guy I'd be like, "Oh, >> so many people out there in the world. now know how to fight." When I was a. kid, almost no one knew how to fight. There was like wrestlers, never [ __ ]. with wrestlers, and there was like, "Oh, the guy, he's Golden Gloves boxer. Oh,

don't [ __ ] with him." Yeah. Like, everybody knew who you could and. couldn't [ __ ] with. >> Now, everybody knows something. And. kids, they learn just by wa they'll. they'll watch a Charles Oliver fight and. they'll practice in their [ __ ] living. room and next thing you know, they they. know how to do a real triangle. >> Yeah. >> Like, you can watch a lot of [ __ ] on. YouTube videos and learn without even. taking classes. When kids are like. learning, some athletic kids, like a kid. that maybe is really good at baseball, really good at soccer or something like. that, you can teach him some moves. pretty quick and he's he's going to know. how to deliver it. >> My oldest does does it twice a week and.

he's been he's he's athletic kid. He's. got some proficiency and he keeps moving. up, you know, and kill you. >> Well, he start we also start we [ __ ]. around because he's they're two little. boys. this dude will immediately like go. just put me in an arm bar. And I'm like, yo. [laughter]. And I'm like, and the only thing that. like saves me is that I'm still so much. bigger, you know, and and stronger. But. I'm like, >> you might have to start taking classes. or he's not going to listen. >> The clock is ticking.

>> When he's like 16 or 17. >> Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, that would be a. problem. Real problem. >> Well, that's also a weird problem, too, because all of a sudden you can do. things to men. Like I remember thinking. that when I was like 16, 16, 17 when I. was competing. >> Yeah. >> I all of a sudden I could beat men up. I. was like, "This is crazy. This is. >> crazy." Yeah. >> Yeah. This is weird. All All my life men. were terrifying. Like men were Men get. angry. Men will hit you. You run from. the men. And now I'm like, "Oh, [ __ ]. this grown [laughter] ass man up." It. was crazy. It was a crazy transition.

>> I can see his wheels turning, dude. >> Right. So he's going to know he can do. it now. So he's going to want to do it. Come on, Dad. >> Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad. What are you. going to do, Dad? Like, you're [ __ ]. grounded. [ __ ] you. I'm not grounded. I'll choke you out. Like, what? [laughter]. >> You're in the [ __ ] hallway. You can't. even get away. >> Yeah. >> And he's 17 now. He probably weighs a. buck 80. >> And they. >> kind of ripped. He's got abs. They get. embarrassed. >> Oh, yeah. They called us and they're. like, "Hey, he's really good." They're. like, "For they're like, "He's he's he's. really got a skill at this.". >> Well, jiu-jitsu is athleticism is.

massive, but also intelligence. It's. hard to be dumb and get really good at. jiu-jitsu. He's a smart kid. The other. thing that's very different, and I think. you see this when you have m when you. have more than one, you know, you have. two kids or more, >> you start to see that like, oh, some. qualities in people's personalities are. innate qualities, right? Like you just. especially because, you know, you have. your one, you're like, oh, this is what. every this is what a kid's like. Then. you're like, oh, the other kid's not. like this. They have these other. qualities, right? >> And one thing about him that you just.

pick up on by being his parent is he's. like he's very competitive. like very. very competitive and so he's. intelligent, he's competitive and he's. athletic. >> and so you go like oh yeah he's he's. just very driven, you know, >> well he should probably compete cuz when. you're young, if you learn how to. compete when you're young, oh my god, it. has so many benefits for the rest of. your life because it's so scary and then. you overcome it and if you become. successful at it, you kind of feel like. you could be successful at anything. >> Yeah. >> Because you've been successful at.

something that's scary. >> Yeah, exactly. He got into. >> Get him in tournaments, man. He got into. uh running. >> Oh boy. >> So like a couple years ago I was getting. ready. We were going to do a 5K and I. was way out of shape. I was like I got. to start running. So the first thing I. did is I ran a mile. and he tried to run with I mean he was. like you know let's say like seven years. old or something. And I ran the mile in. like I don't know 930. I was I mean I. was dying right? I was like [ __ ] it. Oh.

my god. He couldn't quite keep up with. me in this one mile run. He's a. seven-year-old kid. This year he ran two. miles in 1238. >> Whoa. >> So he ran six and six. >> cuz he didn't like the fact that he. wasn't good at running. >> He just [ __ ] and he would get up and be. like, "I'm going to go train." I'm like, "Okay." [laughter]. >> Oh, Jesus Christ. You got a psycho. >> Yeah, he he's a psycho. >> He's a psycho. >> He's running up hills and [ __ ] And I. was he he's like, "Come with me." And so. like I have an adult with me. He's just. running up and down this hill over and. over and over. Yeah. He's like very But.

it's self. It's not me going, you got to. go run, >> right? You know, it's inside his head. >> It's in his head. >> Wow. If I was a coach, I'd be like, "Get. that kid young. Grab him. >> Grab him.". >> That's what we want. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> What you want is an intelligent psycho. >> Mhm. >> You know, intelligent, driven, hyper. competitive psycho. >> Hyper compet. The other kid, my. youngest, will walk up a flight of. stairs. He goes, "My legs hurt.". [laughter] Like I'm like, "What?" He. goes, "I want to go rest." I'm like, "We. just walked up a [ __ ] flight of. stairs." [laughter]. He's like, "I know, but my legs are.

killing me." Like, it's completely. [snorts] different. >> It's so funny that that that is such the. case. It's such the case. It's It's. interesting because there is this. thought of like what a personality is. Like, where does it all come from? It's. like a combination of so many different. things. >> It's a combination of nature, nurture, genetics. >> It's everything. You're right. My. >> It's also being exposed to things that. bring that out of you. >> Yes. >> You know what I mean? Like imagine if he. had never been exposed to the running, never done jiu-jitsu, never done. anything. Then what happens to that? Yeah. >> The other kid, he's like um.

>> you could tell he has he has he has like. a comedian's. mindset. >> cuz he's he's a complainer, >> you know? Like every like funny person. complains. >> Oh yeah. >> Like the other day I was in the writer. room and I ate something. I was like in. the writer room but I was my stomach was. like [ __ ] me up all day. I was on the. toilet. I was like it was like brutal to. get through the day. >> All the macros. I get home and I I he's. in my room watching TV and I lay down. I.

go, "Hey, can you turn that off cuz like. uh I want I want to rest. Like my. stomach is bothering me." And he goes, "Oh, you want to snooze?" [laughter]. >> How old is he? >> Seven. He goes, "You want to snooze?". [laughter]. >> He goes, "I almost [ __ ] threw up. today." And I go, "What?" He goes, "Yeah, my stomach's been I go, Dude, I've been on the toilet for like 3. hours, please." And he goes, "All right, why don't you have your little snooze? I'll go out here." He's like very.

animated, you know? >> It's hilarious. >> And then he saw me wear a suit. >> This is insane. He saw me wear a suit. And I'm like walking out of the house. and he goes, "Hey." I go, "What?" He. goes, "Where's my suit?" And I go, [laughter]. "What?". And then I'm not kidding you. He goes, "I look like a [ __ ] asshole.". [laughter]. I go, "What are you talking about?" He. goes, "You're in a suit. I look like an. asshole." He goes, "Get me a suit." And. I go, "Oh my god." I go, "You don't need. a suit." And he goes, "Yes, I do. Why do. you get to look like that? I look like a.

[ __ ] asshole." [laughter]. And I was like, "All right, bro." He's. always, >> you know, I mean, he's always like. complaining. >> That's complain. And it's just funny cuz. we. >> That would be an an amazing sitcom. scene. >> I know. >> If you had a kid like that, that would. be I look like a [ __ ] [ __ ] That. would be an amazing scene. >> We call him Joe Peshy [laughter] because. he's always talking like that. He's. always bothered, you know, he's always. hot and you're like, [snorts] "This is. not a big deal, man." He's like, "Yes, it is.".

>> That's hilarious. >> Always dri Yeah. He's just fired up. about [ __ ]. >> That's hilarious. That's. >> But that's also in him. You know what I. mean? It's part of his personality. >> Yeah. >> It's weird. It's like kids get something. from you, right? They get some genetics. and then they kind of get whatever that. gift the universe gives. >> Totally. >> Whereas like that kid is not like either. one of us. Like where'd you come from? Christina thinks that he she's every. time he's like fired up about something. and I'm like look at this kid she goes. that is you [ __ ] you.

>> I'm like no. And she goes yes. >> Well you have a little of that in you. >> Yeah. >> you definitely do. I remember one of the. thing one of the most impressive things. about our sober October thing was you. got the flu and so you were out of it. for like a couple of days and so the. moment you got back where you felt good. you ran like 15 miles. >> in a day. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah, >> bro. We were all going nuts. >> Yeah, I was cuz I was like, I can't be. like dead dead last. You know what I. mean? Like I was like, I just can't. I.

was in the gym at the old studio with. Ari and Ari uh he's like, can I use your. gym? I'm like, of course. He's like, after the podcast, I'm going to work. out. I got to get my numbers in. And so. I was hanging out with him while he was. rowing and he's got a [ __ ] six-pack. >> Yeah. >> I was like, this is crazy. Go, Ari, you. have a six-pack now. I go, you're. ripped. I go, you look great. He's like, "Oh, thanks.". >> And he was just [ __ ] rowing. He rode. for a full hour, man, with a chest strap. on, like racking up his numbers. >> It was the same voice in his head going, "Don't be dead last.". >> We all We all knew your crazy ass was.

going to be. >> going like totally psycho. So, we were. just like, "We can't be dead last of the. rest of us.". >> Ari was trying to beat me. >> Yeah, >> 100%. I know he was. >> Yeah, but you were like pissing blood. We were like, "All right, [laughter]. this guy's this guy's a little too. crazy.". >> [snorts]. >> Well, I decided one day to just like. take it to to like the I wanted to see. like what can I do that was the day I. did seven hours of cardio, >> I think, >> and set off my alarm in my gym for my. sweat. >> Jesus, >> I set off the fire alarm.

>> from just being so hot. >> There's a video of it. There's a video. on Instagram of the puddles on the. ground are the most preposterous thing. I I sweat puddles. >> I think your wife too, right? Cuz my was. like can't do this anymore. >> She was like, "What are you doing? Like. you're not spending any time with your. family. You're just like so obsessed. with this thing. >> It was like I um I rem. >> Yeah. >> That's what it was like for me. It was. like, "Oh, I forgot that guy's in. there.". >> Yeah. >> I don't necessarily like that guy. >> Yeah. >> He He scares me. It's like I don't like.

something. Scares me. Not Not being. dramatic. This is what it is. >> that that could derail your life. So you. could that obsession could take over. again with something with anything and. then I won't be doing anything but that. thing like that's one of the reasons why. I like to do a lot of stuff is because I. I don't want. >> one obsession. >> that yeah I don't want that one. >> that brain to focus on it's not good for. mental health. It's really good for. success like if you're [snorts] really. going to get.

>> really good at one thing that's the. thing but for overall happiness I don't. find that to be appealing. I don't like. that feeling. Like that sober October. feeling was kind of crazy. >> This is kind of why like I feel like I. I'm trying to embrace a lifestyle that's. not that's accessible but not dramatic. Like I could go and go I'm going to do, you know, two and a half hours at the. gym every day. And I'm sure my results. would would show, >> right? I want to look like Iron Man or. whoever. But the my problem is like.

>> is like it's like not that doesn't feel. like I'm going to run out at some point. and be like this is unsustainable. So. I'd rather. >> it's going to take from your other. things. >> Yeah. Exactly. I got I got to do it. where like I'll do an hour and change. what you know of training and then try. to dial in eating and like that's that's. you can keep that. >> Yes. >> That's that's sustainable, >> right? Exactly. >> Yeah. Um but it's like what are you. trying it depends on what you're trying. to do. So like we both have families. We. both have a lot, you know, there's a lot. of people in our lives. You can't just.

be a maniac and focus on one thing. >> 10 hour like Gordon Ryan, that's his Abu. Dhabi belt up there. >> Oh yeah. >> That guy trains 365. days a year. >> Yeah. >> He doesn't take [ __ ] you for Christmas. [ __ ] you for your birthday. >> Oh, it's Easteression. [ __ ] you. >> Well, that's how he became the best of. all time. Like if you really want to do. something, but but he doesn't have kids. >> He's not married. He's only, you know, now he's 30, but he did all this when he. was in his mid20s.

>> That's also the the age to be that. obsessed with something. >> Exactly. Especially if you want to do. this one thing that everybody else is. working really hard, too. You got to. figure out how to separate yourself. And. it's like if you're running an. ultramarathon and you have 200 miles to. run and you take time and you're running. and you're running at a really good. pace, maybe even a faster pace than. other people, but then you take naps. You take a nap for an hour or two hours. or three hours and then you say, "Look, it'll be better this way and then I'll. be revived. I'm still really ahead.".

That guy who's not going to take any. naps is going to beat you. Yeah. Because. he's just going to keep running. He's. going to keep running and before you. know it, a lot of these ultras, like the. guy who wins, they win by like 10 hours. >> They win by nutty time. Courtney. Dewalter, the lady who was on our. podcast once, she ran the Bigfoot 240, I. think, and I think she was like eight. hours ahead of the second place person. I kind of don't understand the mentality. that the ultra people have. Like I feel. like it's dark. >> Yeah. I'm like I don't get it. How do.

you how you actually get there? >> Well, you you have to be a complete nut. and then you have to want to test. yourself to the point of almost death. because that's what these people are. doing. They're running like Gogggins. [snorts]. He ran one of these [ __ ] things, got. rabdo. So rabdomiosis was when you you. you worked out too hard. Your body can't. recover and you start pissing brown real. bad. Your kidneys are breaking down. He. had to go to the hospital. Went to the. hospital, got out of the hospital, completed the race, [sighs]. >> and then he did like a 100 push-ups.

He's [ __ ] like there's he he's like. he's getting to the door of death. >> Yeah. >> Just the door. >> And that's how he feels normal. >> Yeah. He feels alive by like getting his. body to and he's 50 by the way. >> [ __ ] crazy. >> Yeah, he's a maniac. >> Did you watch, by the way, did you watch. the um Anthony Joshua Jake Paul? >> I did. Of course I did. Yeah, >> I would I would have guessed. >> Yeah, I had to watch it. It's spectacle. >> Yeah. >> Um.

look, that guy did great for someone. who's been boxing for like less than a. decade. He has had no real um professional. opponents other than Tommy Fury that. were legitimate world-class boxers. >> I don't even remember what happened in. the Tommy Fury. >> He lost a close decision, but it was a. good fight. It [clears throat] was a. good fight though. He's a good boxer. If. he wasn't a YouTuber, people would be. way more impressed with him. The problem. is he was like a famous kid and then no.

one took him seriously. >> Yeah. >> But. >> Oh, and then he started too with like. more spectacish fights. People were. like, "Oh, this is you're he fought, you. know, Nate Robinson, like a basketball. player.". >> But the thing is, he knocked Nate. Robinson knocked him the [ __ ] out. And. it's the way he did it that I was trying. to tell people. I'm like, "No, no, no. That was skillful." So, like there's. there's like boxing matches where you. see two guys just slugging it out. One. guy lands a punch and yeah, he landed a. good punch. >> What Jake did is he slid back and landed. a punch. Yeah. >> It's like the athleticism along with the.

intelligence, the technique. I'm like, he's not even doing it that long. And. he's also hyper competitive even though. he's wealthy, >> you know, like you would assume that. wealth would take away your drive for. competition. >> He's also nuts, right? Just the fact. that he's willing to fight the two-time. heavyweight champion, former Olympic. gold medalist, >> a guy who's gigantic in his pride, built. like a Greek god. >> Yeah. >> And and you're going to stand and he's a. one punch killer. And you're going to. stand in front of that guy. And he. avoided shots till the sixth round. He.

just started getting tired. >> Yeah. His movement in that fight was. crazy. >> It was very good. Yeah, it was very. good. >> He was really keeping him moving around. the whole ring. And then. >> you can't afford to get tired. And. that's the thing is like he gets tired. in a lot of his fights in the later. rounds. You should really sort that out. because if you did if he had a much. bigger gas tank, like if he was training. with uh like some of these elite. worldclass strength and conditioning. coaches and just worked on his cardio, he'd be beating way more guys.

>> You think so? >> Yeah. 100%. But it's like what he's. doing is learning how to box and he's. boxing and he's training hard for sure. But the to to get that worldass gas. tank, you need like a Sam Caliva. You. need like a Nick Kers on. You need like. these plyometrics experts that are got. heart rate monitors on you and they're. they're checking when your recovery is. ready and go. And you're [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You need guys. monitoring your recovery, monitoring. your heart rate variability, your V2.

max. >> I don't and maybe he is, maybe I'm. wrong, maybe he is doing that, but. whatever it is, it's not enough. >> It's not enough because in so many of. his fights, like the Nate Diaz fight, he. gets tired in the later rounds. In the. beginning, look, >> if that guy is only fighting three. rounds, he's a [ __ ] handful. He's. really good. >> Yeah, >> he clocked Anthony Joshua. He did hit. him with a big right hand. >> He did. >> Didn't have any effect. Yeah, >> because he's, you know, really he. weighed 216, but he's he's don't doesn't. even have abs, right? At 216. He could.

easily weigh 190. I'm sure he could make. 190. Yeah. Anthony Joshua's gigantic. >> So big. >> He's so big. He's so much bigger. So, of. course, like his punch that he knocks. Tyron Woodley out cold with, Joshua just. eats it. >> Yeah, >> cuz he's a giant. [laughter]. >> He's a [ __ ] giant man. >> So big, dude. >> He's so big. He's ter I give I give Jake. so much credit for stepping into that. ring, >> bro. He got hit with a bomb. A right. hand bomb. >> when he got hit with that too. I don't I. don't know if enough has been made of.

the fact that I mean it was absolutely. devastating. But the fact that he had. awareness immediately to go like like he. looked at the oh [ __ ] like wow it wasn't. cracked. I think he went into that fight. knowing that was probably going to. happen and ultimately the big win for. him would be that he was even willing to. do it and that he could do well for a. little bit. >> For a little bit. Yeah. >> Yeah. And then eventually just deal with. the fact that Anthony Joshua is going to. ko a bomb.

>> Yeah. >> And breaks his jaw in two places. >> Yeah. >> He's [ __ ] His jaws wired shut now. He. lost teeth. >> See, I mean, he made it to the sixth. round. >> Yeah. >> Pretty wild. Do they put your teeth back. in when they pop out like that or are. they gone forever? >> I don't know. I don't know. But it's. just wired shut for like 6 weeks now. >> Yeah. You got to eat nothing but protein. shakes, >> bro. O. >> It's a I mean, look, it's a crazy world. The thing is that I I would hope that he. recognizes is right now he's doing great. and he's only whatever he is, 28, I.

think. >> Is he 28? >> I think he is. How old is uh Jake Paul? >> He's young. >> God damn. And he he's probably made 300. million plus in his boxing career. How. how old is Jake Paul? >> He'll be 29. And. >> look at that. So he's 28 years old. 29. next month. Don't do this very long because there. there there's a price that you pay that. is not worth it. It's not worth it. And. that price is depression, deep. depression. Uh a severe brain imbalance.

that's going to lead you to addiction. It leads so many people to impulsive. behavior. So many people become gambling. addicts, drug addicts, alcoholics after. their fighting career. >> Yeah. >> It's it's you could only take so much. and at a certain like that one that he. got from Joshua. Oo, >> you know, say if you have like a punch. card, you have like so many punch that. you can get in your life, which I. believe you do. I believe there's a. certain number. That one was like 10. bunches. That was like. >> Yeah, >> it was a lot of concussions in that one.

punch. >> Sure. >> That was real damage. Like if someone's. breaking your jaw in two places, the. inside of your [ __ ] head is there's a. lot of damage going on in there, too. >> [ __ ] yeah. Just don't do it for I know. too many guys that like they wanted to. be cool guys and they kept sparring like. deep into their 30s and 40s. They would. go to the gym and do hard spar, not. jiu-jitsu, boxing, boxing sparring. So. they were just standing in front of each. other slugging it out. They get bloody. noses. They'd laugh about it and think. it was cool. And then they go about. their day. And I'm like, man, that's.

going to get you. Cuz at [clears throat]. a certain point in time that [ __ ]. depression is unavoidable. It just. creeps in. You just every you just oh. you don't feel good. >> You just don't [clears throat] feel. good. Like you're just like all the time. just their whole day is like. no thanks. >> You know that feeling when you're hung. over? That's their life. >> That's no that's no way to live. >> And it's it varies. Some guys don't get. that. Some guys. >> and he definitely doesn't have to do. that. So don't [clears throat]. >> anymore. If he could do anything. That.

guy can do anything. If he could do what. he did in boxing, he could do anything. Just don't do it forever. Yeah. >> It's just one of them things where it's. like the price you pay. >> is eventually not worth it. [clears throat]. >> Yeah. >> Awesome that he did. I mean, awesome. that he he made he probably made $100. million Saturday night. >> Jesus Christ, that's so much. >> I don't know what he got paid, [clears throat] but also it's probably. worth another hundred million in. publicity. >> easily. >> cuz people loved watching him get. knocked out. but also had to say that. guy has [ __ ] balls and he does. He.

earned it. He earned it. He that guy has. every He if he doesn't have your respect. after that fight cuz a lot of people. like are you going to fight Javvante. Davis? He's only 135 lbs. He's like okay. I'll fight a guy 110 pounds bigger. So. [laughter]. >> and now you couldn't pay me you could. not pay me enough to do that. >> Guy's got balls. He's got nothing but. respect for me. >> Yeah. >> Nothing but respect. Just don't don't do. it forever. There's there comes a time. where the cost is not worth it because. some people never return. That's what. you have to understand. There's there's.

people that get out. Like if you listen. to Randy Couture talk now, talk's fine. He's great. He's he was knocked out a. bunch of times. Chuck Liddell knocked. him out. Other guys, >> they knew when to dip out. >> Knew when to dip out. And you know, Randy also like really didn't even begin. his UFC career until his late 30s. If. I'm correct, he was either 35 or it. might have been 34 or 35 when he had his. first UFC fight. I was there. That was. in like [ __ ] the middle of nowhere in. the South. >> Pretty old, right? For. >> Well, he was an elite wrestler. He was.

an elite Greco Roman wrestler. And then. he got into MMA late in life. Back in. the time, the days when you'd be able to. wear shoes. They used to wrestling shoes. when they fought. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Oh, wow. >> The early days used to be able to wear. shoes. Um, but like he's he's fine. There's a bunch of guys that are still. fine, but there's a bunch of guys that. are really struggling. Really. struggling. >> Don't get there. Don't get there. >> Scary. >> Dip out before that happens. Know when. to dip out and have friends that tell. you when to dip out.

>> You got to You have a coach a coach that. doesn't say, "Well, let's give it one. more shot." Yeah. >> Like don't that that's not You only want. to be doing that if you're trying to be. the best in the world. That's my. opinion. I mean, there's a lot of guys. who are never going to be the best in. the world. I still love competing, but. and that's great, too. And there's a lot. of guys that make a living doing it and. they make good money and, you know, and. they feed their families. And I'm not. I'm not saying don't, but if you have an. option, I don't think you should do it unless. you're a [ __ ] complete maniac,

absolutely obsessed. You want to do it. more than you want to do anything else. in life. Because if you don't feel like. that, there's a guy out there that does. Yeah. And that guy's gonna [ __ ] you up. Yeah. that guy's going to come and take. your soul away from you. I always think. of Mike Tyson when he was 20. >> Yeah. >> I was like, if you're not that. dedicated, you shouldn't be fighting. because Mike Tyson is not one person. There's a bunch of those guys out there. There's Alex Pereira. There's all. there's all these guys out there in the. world that are that obsessed. You know, there's all these Islam Makachevs and.

Ilia Toporas. There's these guys out. there in the world that are just driven. to do it. And if you want to fight, if. you really want to fight, if you run. into one of those guys and you're not. doing what they're doing, you're going. to get tuned up. >> Alex, I didn't realize how big he is. >> Giant. >> I did not realize that until the photo. of him next to somebody I know, like a. friend and I was like, >> there's a lot of chatter about him. fighting in the heavyweight division. now. >> Really, >> there's a lot of chatter about it. There's a lot of chatter about him. perhaps even fighting serial gone. I.

don't know how much of this is true. I. haven't talked to Dana about it, but uh. it's not an illogical move. He's 240 lbs. right now. 240 plus. >> And he's like what? 6'4 65. >> 65 64 65. And don't m make no mistake. about it. That guy can knock out heavy. weights. No doubt about it. He hits. harder than anyone they've ever recorded. ever on that [ __ ] stupid uh punch. machine. Yeah. You know that thing? Yeah. >> Francisano got like a 129 on it, which. is crazy. He got a 190.

>> 190. >> 190. When you watch him hit it, you're. like, "What the fuck?" You want to see. it? You should just see it just to feel. what it would feel like to get hit in. the head by that. >> Oh my god. >> Like that guy is out there in the world. [laughter]. >> You know what I'm saying? Like if you. think you're going to be a journeyman. and you're going to all of a sudden, you. know, be looking across the octagon and. that guy standing there trauma. Like. he's going to hunt you. He's going to. hunt you. And you you're not in that. space that he's in. He's in a kill or be.

killed space and you're in a This is fun. to compete. >> Yeah. It's not the same thing. Not the. same thing. >> Watch this video cuz it's [ __ ]. bananas. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> When he when he hits it, you just go. everybody around him goes, "Oh, like what the fuck?" They. >> Oh my god. >> Watch this. >> Oh my gosh. >> See that? >> Yeah. One more time. One more time. Well, you do it from the beginning. Look.

at. >> that. If you don't, [laughter] that. sound is so crazy. >> Yeah, that's your face. >> You know what, Mark Goddard? Mark. Goddard was the referee in his fight. with Khalil Roundtree. And uh he came up. to me right after the fight like I I got. into the octagon. They were going to, you know, announce Alex Pere winner by. knockout. Goddard walks up to me. He. goes, "The sound that guy makes." He. goes, "I've been doing this for 20. years." He goes, "The sound is ungodly.". >> Really? It's ungodly. It's different.

>> And you can see when you're hearing. doing commentary, you see the look on. the guys faces when they. >> when they get hit. They're like, "Oh, this is real. This is different.". >> Yeah. There's some different dudes out. there. >> There's some different dudes out there. And that's that's a different not just. of dedication and drive and focus. because he definitely has all that, but. it's genetics. That dude is a legitimate. Amazon warrior. Yeah. like he's he comes. from a tribe in the Amazon and he goes. back to that tribe and he gets he puts. on the traditional outfits that they.

wear and the ma the face paint and hangs. out with them and it's like yo. >> he would have been the [ __ ] tribal. warlord. He would have been the king. back in the day. Yeah, I mean that's his. that's his ancestry. >> [ __ ] me. >> Yeah, he speaks their language. >> Oh, he does like the dialect. >> I I think I don't want to misspe but I'm. pretty sure he understands what they're. saying because he's talking to them. Not. just Portuguese, like Brazil, but they. have. >> That whole Amazon area is so. fascinating, man. >> Have you been to the Amazon? >> No. >> I went once. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> What'd you do? >> My uncle was working for an oil company.

in in Peru and there's a part of Peru. called Iikitos in the north, which is. the jungle. >> And I went with him and we went out on. the Amazon. And then we pulled up to. some place and um he's like, "We're. going to eat here, right?" It's not like. [ __ ] Terry Blacks, right? It's just. like [laughter] some [ __ ]. >> a shack. >> shack. And the [snorts] guy just kept. bringing I was like, "What am I eating?". He was like, "I'll tell you later.". >> Piranha. >> It was all kinds of weird [ __ ].

>> What are we eating? >> I mean, snakes and rabbits and and you. know, like Amazonian [ __ ] that I've. never even heard of. And I would take. bites. I'm like, "What is this later? I'll tell you later." [laughter] Okay. They made me eat all this stuff. And I. was like, "This is [ __ ] But when. you're out there, yeah, you are kind of. wowed, you know, you're just in awe of. everything around you and like just the. fact that this is in on the planet with. us and you, you know, you can make a. trek to a place like this where there's.

species of not just animals, flowers, and trees and things that don't exist. anywhere else and it's so rich with. everything that's there. It's a it's an. all inspiring kind of thing. >> It hasn't even been documented. There's. so many pharmaceutical drugs that come. from plants they find in the wild. >> It's such a crazy place. You know the. craziest part about it? The density of. the Amazon rainforest is essentially. man-made. >> Man-made. >> Man-made. Yeah. Really? >> Yeah. They didn't know that until fairly. recently. Those are agriculture plants.

that grew out of control. Out of. control. >> And they constantly find but they'll. find, you know, they'll find like a. species of a bird and they'll be like, "This is the only place we've ever seen. this bird. It doesn't exist anywhere. else on the planet. >> It all used to be populated, too. That's. what's really crazy. They do. Have you. seen that lidar stuff they do with and. they find all these ancient structures? Yes. >> The white man came and brought the. cooties happened. >> And there's still like these tribes. >> that live there and literally have blow. darts. >> Oh yeah. >> That hunt. That's how they kill the.

their their meals. >> My friend Paul Rosalie lives there. >> Lives there. >> He lives in the Amazon. He's got this. organization that's working to try to. preserve the rainforest. And one of the. things they do is they find these. loggers. And these loggers generally. they're poor guys that just get forced. to do these jobs. And he pays them more. than they get paid as loggers to protect. the rainforest. So instead of cutting it. down, now you have a job where you get. paid more, but now your job is to.

protect the forest. >> So they plant more and everything. >> Yeah, they plant more. They stop people. from I don't know if they plant, honestly. They stop people from cutting. things down. The problem with planting, and this is where the Amazon gets really. weird, the Amazon soil natively is is. not conducive for growing a lot of. stuff. So, there's a type of soil that's. man-made that they do not know how they. did it. They do not know when they. started doing it, but it's called. terrapra. Is that what it's called?

>> And it's a thick, dark man-made soil. So, it's essentially compost and all. these this different process and carbon. and a bunch of things that they get into. this man-made layer that's all over the. Amazon. >> Wow. >> That whole area we thought it like so. there you know this Lost City of Z story. >> so the [clears throat] lost city of Z. was that movie. Did you ever see it? >> Was it Percy Richards? What was his. name? Percy Faucet. >> Percy Faucet. some so this guy goes down.

to the Amazon a long time ago and he. comes back with this story you know. European traveler comes back with this. story of golden cities and it's amazing. and so he comes back he reports his. findings and then a hundred years later. like a new search party goes down there. to look for this place they don't find. nothing like oh that guy was full of. [ __ ] but it was he wasn't full of [ __ ]. it was all real it's just that he. brought the cooties so they brought. disease and literally wiped out millions. of people, millions of people, and the.

the jungle just consumed whatever. structures were there in a hundred. years, which is like, look at Detroit. Detroit is freezing cold. It's nowhere. near as tropical as as the Amazon. But. Detroit, houses are just trees are. growing straight through them, and it's. only been like 50 years. So, in a. hundred years in the Amazon, everything. was gone. All the people were dead. All. the structures which were wood were all. just like consumed by the rainforest. >> Whoa. >> Yeah. And they didn't even know this. until they started doing this LAR stuff.

And so this LAR stuff when they're. flying over with this um it's. it's a type of laser and essentially it. looks into the ground and finds. structures that right through the trees. >> They can like scan things. >> and they're finding aqueducts and all. and roads and and like complex. irrigation systems, big giant um. symmetrical structures like this. This. is all covered by jungle. Like these. were all buildings and streets. Like. they they had millions of people living.

in the Amazon. Millions. >> This is like the same like you know the. the theory. that you know how like UAPs have become. more like there's congressional. testimonies about it and everybody's. always talking about where are these. visitors coming from? Right. >> But like one of the theories is that. they're not visitors from somewhere. else. >> Yeah. >> They're visitors from our own planet. That is an interesting thing. >> I It's always interesting especially. just because we know how much of our.

planet is actually unexplored. Like we. always think of it as like oh we know. the planet. >> but like most of the ocean is. unexplored. Like a huge number of of the. and then obviously things like the. jungle where you're just discovering. like oh look there's a whole. civilization in there. >> Well there was a civilization. >> was. Yes. I think the the the Amazon. rainforest people that they encounter. now, the unconted people are probably. the survivors. >> Yeah. >> Because the thing is during the ice age, the equator was lush.

>> Mhm. >> So these areas probably had like the. perfect Yeah. Huge populations, perfect. climate. I mean, think about all the. incredible structures that you find in. those areas like the Incan structures. and the Mayan structures. was like they. were obviously like a very advanced. civilization back then. >> Nothing makes sense when you're there. Like I've been three times to Machu. Picchu and that you're always. >> Oh, you went to Machu Picchu? >> Yeah, I went three times and and every. time cuz you see photos and stuff when.

you're actually there you're like I just. it's just your brain just goes I don't. you know it doesn't because it's all. theories, right? >> Everyone like they'll you'll have a. guide who's like. >> this is how and you're like yeah but. this is your guess [ __ ] You. don't know that. you know, it just. doesn't add up in your head how this. could be built. >> up in the Andes like. >> Well, the predominant theory by the. alternative historians is that water was. that high back then. >> Oh. >> in that area. Yeah. And that there have.

been some enormous seismic changes, you. know, earthquakes and the like, which is. one of the reasons why they made those. stones the way they did in the first. place. Like if you see the stones, they're cut like jigsaw puzzle pieces. and slipped into place. >> Yeah. >> The reason why they did that is because. that would better redistribute any. energy that would come from an. earthquake. >> But like just. >> so instead of like bricks stacked on top. of bricks, they're all like interlocking. with each other with a bunch of. different angles and they're immense. >> These pieces are so immense and it's.

laying perfectly flush against the next. piece. Like it's not like. >> kind of. >> sloppily thrown together. It looks like. an architecture firm designed it and. hired, you know, like that. There were. cranes putting You're like, "How the. [ __ ] would this be put together in. 1500?". >> Yeah. It's it's really really difficult. to figure out. Yeah. >> They don't know and they don't even know. the date. The date is silly because. they're they're not what they're basing. the date off of. There's a bunch of. different structures. There's the base.

structure which is way more complex and. way bigger like speci and a bunch of. these other places that they have layers. of civilization. It's really clear. Yeah. Like the layers above it are like. less sophisticated than the giant. megalithic stuff that's below it. And. yet they all try to attribute it to the. same time. The problem is they get. married to a timeline. And once they get. married to that timeline then they go, "Oh well that's just what it is. That's. just what it is.". >> But they don't know what it is. They're. always they're they just they're they've. discovered this new um stone structure.

that is in um. uh Oregon and it's 18,000 years old. They didn't even think up until fairly. recently they didn't think that people. were here 18,000 years ago. >> There's a structure in Oregon that's. 1800. >> Let me see if I can find it. I think. Yeah, here it is. I found it. >> I always feel like when when those the. experts give you the. >> Oh, did you find it, Jamie? Yeah. testing yields new evidence of human. occupation 18,000 years ago in Oregon.

>> So they just keep and so this is a stone. wall. >> It's pretty cool. >> Um so they found camel teeth fragments. under a layer of volcanic ash from an. eruption in Mount St. Helens that was. dated over 15,000 years ago. Team also. uncovered two finely crafted orange. >> I don't know what that word is a gate. scrapers. >> A gate scrapers. I guess it's a type of. stone. One in 2012 would preserve bison. blood residue and another in 2015 buried. deeper in the ash. So they did the. radiocarbon dating on this stuff and.

they came up with a date of 18,250. years before present time. [ __ ]. >> That's so goddamn long ago. >> Uh the the date in association with. stone tools suggested the Rimrock Draw. Rock Shelter is one of the oldest human. occupation sites in North America. See. if you can find what that looks like. Mhm. >> So, there's a there's a few places in uh. America where people are like, "Okay, what the [ __ ] is this?" And um one of. them that's really interesting, what.

does Perplexity have to say about this? The site is a shallow rock shelter about. 3 m deep, 20 ft 20 m long on a basalt. rim near the town of Riley in Harage. County, Oregon at the northern edge of. the Great Basin. Interesting. Um, this stuff is so interesting to me. >> Yeah, >> because one of there's a weird one in. Montana. Have you seen the the Sage Wall. in Montana? This one's really weird. So,

this one is actually debatable. apparently. So, there are some people. that are u geologists that look at this. and say it this has it could be a. natural formation. And other people look. at and go, "Yeah, but it has like legit. tooling on it." So this is a wall that's. on a piece of private property in. Montana. Like just looking at that. image, boy, that looks a lot like people made. it. Yeah, that looks a lot like people.

made it. So the there's an argument. though that there are similar but not as. uniquely man-made looking structures. that are not that are definitely not. man-made. >> Wait, so this is a the debate is that. this might not be man-made. Like this. might be naturally occurring. >> Exactly. >> Like look at that. What are the odds. that that is what is that? Like what is. that? Is that funny evidence of an. ancient civilization or is that just a. geological formation? >> Well, the funny thing is in that image I.

I lean more towards I could see how you. could make a case of a natural formation. >> perhaps. But on the other ones where. things look more stacked, it feels like. that like that second image below. >> That's not it. >> No, that's I think that's AI. Okay. So, I was trying to be careful which ones I. was trying to show you. >> But when you look at it from the top, that's kind of crazy. >> Yeah, that is kind of crazy. >> There's parts of it though that look. like there's stuff around that that just. doesn't look as uniquely man-made.

>> But it's [clears throat] it is without a. doubt weird. >> Yeah. Because if it turns out that. people did make this thing and. apparently it goes deep into the ground. like there's some like there's some cuts. that looks like and then there's also. some evidence uh that looks like. somebody might have been working on the. stone like drill holes or something. I. forget what it was. But look look at. these. >> Yeah, that looks like this is not that. comparing that's comparing it to the.

stuff that's in Peru which [snorts] has. some of the craziest stuff. Peru has. some of the craziest stuff in the world. Like look at that. Like look at that. angle. Go back to that one right there. Like what the [ __ ] is that? >> That's crazy. >> Are there nubs on any of these rocks? >> That's a good question. But some of them. like boy that looks really [ __ ]. suspicious. >> You You've looked up I don't know if. we've talked about the lines of Nazca. before. >> Oh yeah. >> That's so. >> Well, do you know about the the mummies. the tridactyl mummies that they found in. that area?

>> Uhuh. >> Oh boy. >> No. >> Oh boy. Okay. So, they've always had. artwork that depicted these. threefingered, three-toed beings with. big eyes. It's a part of like ancient. Peruvian artwork. Like, they're dated. back to like a thousand years. >> Well, they found these mummified remains. of the weirdest looking [ __ ]. creatures you've ever seen in your life. They're three feet tall. They have big. heads, three fingers, and three toes. And they're dead. And then they do CT.

scans on them. They have all the. ligaments and structure of a living. being but with they like a different. scapula than us and I think oh they. don't have a sternum but they have all. they have the ribs that we have I think. the same amount of ribs but their. structure is different but it's a real. structure like when you see the. structure with the CT scan you see flesh. and tissue these things. >> whoa. >> bro this is all in Peru so there's all. these little metallic implants on this.

thing too. But this is the structure of. its body. And as it goes further, it. shows the tissue and everything because. it's mummified. So you could see like. ligaments and tissue. And when you So. these are there's a bunch of different. scans they did. And one of them the. being was pregnant. But look, it has a. spinal column. It has all the joints are. in order, but they're different than our. in that area. It was. >> Yes. This is all in Peru. >> Um, and it's all in the same. Look, look. at this. It has a [ __ ] metallic. golden implant in its forehead. And look.

at the size of its head. Like it looks. like a gray, right? >> See if you can get some of those images. that show the the CT scans of the tissue. >> because the CT scans of the tissue are. the weird also. There it is. So it also. has fingerprints. which are weird. Like look at that. It. has [ __ ] fingerprints but they're. different than ours and three digits. >> Unique fingerprints. They don't know. what this is but my friend Jesse. Michaels went down there and saw them in. person. And he said it was unreal. He.

said it's really [ __ ] bizarre. >> Did I tell you when I went to the Linus. the Nazca? >> No. >> So I went there. I was I was in. >> Did we get a pictures of like the the. whole skeleton. >> and my uncle set me up to go see them. with my dad. And so we got into um what. was a cartel plane that was confiscated. by the government. It was now like a you. like a provian government plane, like a. military plane, but it was really like a. um four four seats in the back, two.

pilots in the front, I think. Uh two. propellers, right? One of those types of. planes. The best way to see the lines is. in a chopper so you can hover. But we. went on a plane and we're like I mean. it's you're you can't believe what. you're seeing, right? like you're you're. flying over and they're taking us. And. then. >> in like the. >> middle of it, my dad's like, "I need to. pee.". >> And I'm like, "What?" He's like, "Tell. the pilot I need to pee." I'm like, "We're in a we're going to keep doing. this." He's like, "I have to pee now.".

>> Oh, boy. >> So, I go to the pilot. I was like, "Hey, my dad's got to pee." He's like, "What?". I go, "Yeah.". He's like 65. I'm like, "He's got to. pee." And the guy's like, "All right.". So we just find some random air strip I. think in Pisco or something and then. >> How long does it take to do that? >> I forget. I mean we had to go out of our. way and then you know he pees. >> How long did it take? >> I mean for us to get to the airirstrip. probably like it was out of the way so.

maybe like another 20 minutes or. something. Yeah. >> And I was like dude he's like what am I. supposed to do? I was like I don't know. Didn't you [ __ ] pee before we got in. this thing? He's like yeah but I got to. pee again. All right. And then they just. like walk around and they find an oil. canteen that was like discarded on the. runway. And they're like, "This is for. your dad so that if he has to pee again, [laughter]. we don't have to land the [ __ ]. plane." And I was like, "Here you go, Dad." Like just if it strikes you again, please piss in this. >> Did he do it? >> Yeah, he did it. >> He did. He pissed it.

>> He pissed again. >> Oh my god. He pissed in the oil can. >> Yeah. >> So you're flying around with your dad's. piss and then where he's like, "That's. pretty neat." looking at the lines of. Nazca [laughter]. like, yeah, pretty [snorts] neat, man. >> Really bizarre. >> It's kind of funny, too, to think about. Um, >> show me the images of the uh the like. the red ones where it shows the tissues. and the ligaments. >> The the fact that some people aren't. wowed by things like this. Do you know. what I mean? >> Jay Anderson had a good one. He had a. bunch of good because he he did a piece. on it, too. Yeah. Well, you have to be. out of your [ __ ] mind to not be wowed.

by this. >> Yeah, I know. But don't you feel like. half the population is like, "Oh, that's. cool.". >> Half the population is asleep. >> Yeah. They're all on Tik Tok. It's all. rotten their brain. They're all just so. social media is like transformed their. attention. They're they're locked in on. nonsense, on things that don't have any. any bearing on their life whatsoever. And that's what they're focusing on six. hours a day. >> Yeah, >> that's a lot of people. >> And then you show them something like. this and they're like, >> this is this is completely bananas.

>> Yeah, that's a. >> that's [ __ ] alien. It's. [clears throat] a [ __ ] alien. or it. might have been a kind of human being, right? So, you know about there's a. bunch of different ones, right? Everybody knows about Neandertols, but. there's also the Hobbit people in the. island of Flores. There's three foot. tall human beings that looked probably. like, you know, like a hobbit, like. little chimp. Look at that [ __ ]. thing. >> [ __ ] a. >> like what is that? >> And the thing is it's like if you just. saw the outside, you'd go, "Oh, that's a.

cool structure or cool sculpture. rather." But then when you see the. actual ligaments and tendons and all the. stuff inside of it, you go, "Oh, this is. a living being, whatever the hell it is, and they they all have three toes and. three fingers.". >> It just it's it's just strikes me, too, that like this isn't the primary. conversation. >> Look at that we're having, though. >> I mean, look at that. >> I know. >> How insane is that? >> It's an alien, man. >> They're very different. They also um. they have different shaped heads. Like.

there's a difference between, you know, >> how many did they find? >> Oh, there's a quite a few of them. There's quite a few of them. >> What is the Monzerat? Is that. >> That's the bigger one. That's the. biggest one that they have. >> That's the name they gave it. >> Yeah, they gave it a name. So, this is. the largest one and the most impressive. And she has these metallic implants. She's got the one on her forehead and. she's got several of them on her body. It's a very weird thing because it seems. like it's a living creature, but it's. not like a human being. Like even the. way it's skull, those lines in the. skull, like we all have those whatever.

those those lines are the Yeah. Their. lines are different than ours. Everything's different. >> Jesus. >> Yeah. And the way they found these. things were grave robbers find them. So. they don't really tell you where they. found them. They lie about them. They. find them in Peru. >> But I mean like how long ago did this. happen? >> All this is fairly recent. Okay. All. this is within the last decade or so. But the really the focus on it has been. over the last year or so where a lot of. these scientists have gone down there to. take a look at it and guys like Jesse. Michaels and some other people.

>> The problem is the um the country. doesn't want them removed for testing. Right. Right. >> But you're going to have to bring. equipment down there because testing has. to be done. Like we have to figure out. what these things are because it seems. like it's a life form that is a bipeedal. homminid that's different than us that. probably lived alongside. By the way, that thing is also 1,200 years old. >> That's old. >> Yeah, it's 1,200 years old. So, it's not. a it's not a fake. >> Wonder if that's the civilization that. did those lines, you know. >> Very well. Could be. They could be the.

same civilization that also did all that. those structures up there. There might. have been living amongst us. There might. have been multiple different. civilizations in the past that just. don't exist anymore. If these things. turn out to be real and they do have. this enormous head and these weird. spindly bodies and three fingers and. three toes and they start finding more. and more artifacts that point to that, I. mean that changes our understanding of. what has existed here before cuz. whatever that thing is, it's at the very. least it's advanced enough to give.

itself metal implants. Like what's. what's going on there where it has a. gold circle in its forehead implanted. into its skull? Like what's the point of. that? like what I mean because gold does. have a place in electronics you know. they use gold in certain electronics. it's got great kind of conductivity. right so why does it have what is that. thing if it's a real thing everybody. should be like it should be front page. New York Times yeah look at that look at. that implant that's Jay Anderson he was.

actually just on. >> what could this mean. >> yeah bro it's bananas. >> look at those eye like the slots for the. eyes. >> yeah like a gray alien tridactyl, but. yeah, >> like a gray alien. And by the way, like. people have described when they've had. encounters, they've described things. that look exactly like that. Three. fingers, three toes, spindly, big head, large eyes. >> And he went down there and. >> he went down. My friend M uh Jesse. Michaels went down there and actually. touched them. He was that was the first.

video. He was in the room while they. were doing the scans. He said it's so. strange. He he said it feels so surreal. because it's so obvious that it was a. real living thing. I I don't understand. how that's not like the lead story in. the news sometimes. >> everywhere. Yeah. And meanwhile, they're, you know, arguing over, >> you know, everything else. Everything. Whatever the [ __ ] it is. Can you believe. what's going on with Turning Point USA? They found aliens. [laughter]. >> I know. >> They found alien bodies. Like, if you. you ever wanted alien bodies, oh, show. me a body. That's an alien body.

>> At the very least, it's not us. So, maybe it's from here and went extinct. or maybe it's in the ocean. >> or the congressional testimony of like. highlevel whistleblowers being like we. have these. >> uh whatever this ship whatever you want. to call it that we've and then it's like. in a congressional testimony and. everyone's like that's cool. >> nobody cares. >> nobody cares. >> yeah everybody's like tick tocking. >> but it was funny. >> believe Nicki Minaj was on stage at the. TP USA.

>> it's crazy it's really crazy to me yeah. that that's like that's not captivating. people. Well, [sighs] I think you know people. are in a trance. There's a giant. percentage of our population that's in a. trance. That should be the main news. other than the wars. That should be the. main news today. >> Well, hopefully they're in a trance to. watch my new special, Teacher, on. Netflix. >> I like how [laughter] you did that. >> Go ahead and zone out and watch that. with your family. >> Yeah. Well, comedy is [ __ ] super. important when the world's go going.

crazy. >> It sure is. >> When the world is going crazy right now. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> we were talking about the Epstein. releases like before we got started. Like first of all, like. >> the photo dump and the the emails. It's. [ __ ] nuts. >> Well, it's also they're they're doing it. so slowly. >> Like you guys have had this stuff for a. year. >> Like don't. >> and we were promised multiple times. It's coming. It's coming. >> Doesn't it seem like you could just. throw all that into AI at this stage of. the game? Yes. And just redact the names. of the victims and let's go.

>> Yeah, of course. >> It seems like that would take five. minutes. I mean, it feels like in I. mean, can't you can't help but feel like. the administration is just like watching. their back and that's why it's. happening. [snorts]. >> Watching someone's back. I mean, it's. all speculative why they haven't. released it. But it's not good. It's not. good for everybody's confidence. It's. also It's not good that. >> this thing was going on that they had. this bizarre blackmail operation. running. That's very weird. >> Very strange. >> Very weird. But it kind of makes sense.

because if you're a, you know, a. 60-year-old billionaire and you're a. freak and you like to get your freak on, but unfortunately you're a gigantic. software developer and everybody knows. who you are. Yeah. Like it's hard to get. your freak on. >> Well, there's that's the thing is like. there's that it makes sense when you go. like, "Oh, some of these dudes really. like visiting that place." It's like. that's the only place they can go, >> right? >> You can't go anywhere else, >> right? And that's why they set it up for. them. >> Yeah. >> Eric Weinstein said that to me once. He. like I was like, "Oh, okay. That makes. sense." if you're the former president. of the United States, you can't go to a.

nightclub. >> Yeah. He said, I think there are people. out there that provide experiences for. certain people that have a a hunger for. them. I was like, of course, of course. And that's also how they compromise. people, too, right? >> Oh, yeah. >> That's how they get you to vote the way. they want you to vote and play ball. Bobby, we got video. You sucking a dick. Yeah. Yeah. >> What do you want to do? >> What do you want to do? Yeah. Cuz like I. I bet all those people have something on. them. That's how they stay in the game. It's they have to. >> like skull and bones. You got to suck.

the dick. >> Well, look at like. >> otherwise we can't trust you. >> for the Epstein [ __ ] Like look at the. level of people that we're visiting. I. mean it's all at the highest level of. influence, power, and fame. >> Yeah. >> And so you go, "Yeah, this dude wants to. do some wild [ __ ] He can't go to. [ __ ] He can't go to Cheetahs and get. it done, you know? He can't do it. >> He's got to go somewhere." Yeah. What. What sounds a private island. >> Yeah. He can't just like order up a call. girl. >> Uh-uh. [clears throat] He's too It's. It's too risky.

>> Where you going? I'm going to Captain. Billionaire's house to go suck his dick. I do it every Tuesday. [laughter] Plus, I'm on meth and I'm really good at. keeping secrets. >> Yeah. >> These guys the [ __ ] It's It's dark. It's [ __ ] dark. >> So, some guy comes along and says, "I. can take care of your problem.". >> And then. >> Yeah. And everybody says, "Oh, trust me. He's a great guy.". >> He's really cool. >> And he's got a great. >> He also does this thing. >> Yeah. Great sense of humor. >> Yeah. >> His staff love him. >> They also do this thing where, you know,

it's like you're gonna hang out with. other famous people, so it must be safe. >> Hey, Bill Clinton's here. This is no. problem. >> This is a statement released by the. spokesperson or spokesman for Bill. Clinton. >> Oh, let's read that. >> Yeah. >> Wait a minute. There's a person who. signed it. I'm My name is Angel Urina. Spokes. spokesman for the former President Bill. Clinton. Isn't that weird? >> He's the deputy chief of staff for Bill. Clinton. >> Okay. He's He's still got a chief of staff.

What does he do these days? Epstein. Files Transparency Act imposes a clear. legal duty on the US Department of. Justice to produce the full and complete. record of the public demands and. deserves that uh the public demands and. deserves. However, what the Dem. Department [clears throat] of Justice. has released so far in the manner in. which it did so makes one thing clear. Someone or something is being protected. We do not know whom, what, or why. This. is like uh the killer pretending to be. the detective. >> Yeah, >> we've got to solve this crime. We do not.

know whom. >> This is the killer joining the search. party. >> We do not know whom, what, or why. We. have photos. Are you in a [ __ ] hot. tub, buddy? >> But we do know this. We need no such. protection. Accordingly, we call on. President Trump to direct Attorney. General Bondi to immediately release any. remaining materials referring to, mentioning, or containing a photograph. of Bill Clinton. This includes, without. limitation, any records that may exist. and are subject to disclosure under the. act, public law 119-38, enacted on November 19th, 2025,

including grand jury transcripts, interview notes, photographs, and. findings by the This means a deal was. made. So, if you release, you have a. press release like that, that means the. call went well. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You got a deal in We're good. >> We are good. >> All we have to do is let him run for a. third term. >> and we're fine. >> And uh look, he's [laughter]. >> dude. Clinton chilling in that hot tub, too. >> Hey, I would chill in a hot tub, too. It.

feels nice. >> Yeah, it feels nice, but it just like to. >> What's the big deal? You're chilling in. a hot tub. If I went to your house and. you had a hot tub, like, let's all get. in the hot tub. I'd get in there. take a. picture of me. I'm like, "Fuck, dude. I. don't even know her.". >> Yeah. >> Why'd you do that? >> I don't know. I didn't know [laughter]. how old she was. >> And you got cameras up all over your. house. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> He knew what he was doing. >> Oh, yeah. Probably watching people do. Coke in the bathroom. You got cameras of. that. They were probably doing all kinds. of [ __ ]. >> He was compromising a lot of people. >> Mhm. And made a [ __ ] ton of money doing. it. >> God damn. He sure did.

>> Boy, that's what's really weird. like he. got gifted a giant mansion in Manhattan. by that uh the dude from Victoria. >> Victoria Secret. Yeah. [laughter] And. then that guy was like, "Yeah, he was. just running my finances, but then I. didn't realize what kind of guy he was, but I gave him billions of dollars to. manage." And you're like, "What?". >> Yeah. >> I didn't know what kind of a guy he was. after he got arrested for having sex. with underage girls. >> And so then I stopped working with him. >> Okay. My favorite one was when they were. questioning uh Bill Gates about it.

>> Mhm. >> And he goes, "Well, he, you know, he's. dead now, so you got to be careful.". >> Do you ever see that? >> No. >> Oh, it's crazy. >> That's it. That's crazy. >> That's crazy. She asks him like why he. had, you know, these interactions with. with Jeffrey Epstein, and he's. essentially saying it was a mistake. You. know, I was hoping that he was going to. do a lot of work with philanthropy. He's. going to help me out with philanthropy. [laughter]. >> Right. That's why I meet with him so. many times. >> But the end result, the la the final.

state it was chilling. He's like, "He's. dead now. So, you have to be careful.". >> Like, >> what? >> What does that mean? >> What does that mean? What do you mean? Be careful to not hang yourself in jail, which is what the official story is, right? Is that what you mean? >> Be careful or you'll hang yourself in. jail. Is that what you're saying? >> No, it's not what you're saying. You're. saying be careful cuz someone killed. them, >> right? Which is what we all think. Which. is why there's no [ __ ] the cameras. were down. Which is why the guards were. asleep. Which is why his [ __ ] his. gigantic roommate who was a murderer and.

a a drugdeing cop. >> who assassinated people who's built like. a [ __ ] gorilla. You see his You ever. see his roommate? You never saw Jeffrey. Epstein's roommate? >> Uhuh. >> Oh boy. >> He had a cellmate when he was there, >> bro. Not only did he have a cellmate, he. had a cellmate that had murdered several. people in drug deals who was a cop and. he was a gigantic roided up psychopath. This is the roommate. >> I remember. >> he didn't get that guy to kill him for. extra cigarettes is what my point is. >> He's in jail for life.

>> I remember uh. >> that guy. >> that guy that was his [ __ ] roommate. Just imagine what kind of a plan you. would have for the biggest defendant in. any sort of highlevel. espionage possibly involving foreign. governments and you'd put him in a a. prison cell, a cage with a guy who's. who's committed four different murders.

That guy was a cop. >> Yes. Look at the build on this. [ __ ] Look at the size of this. guy. >> Yeah, >> this is the guy. A murderer. >> That's nice. >> Yeah, he's a sweet guy. You put a. murderer. Well, he had to have a bunch. of things barking in case anyone came. near his property to get back at him. >> Do you remember that um famous forensic? >> Michael Baden. >> Yeah. >> He he testified that the hyoid I think. it's called the hyoid bone. >> Yeah. that was um snapped on on uh.

Epstein was far more consistent with as. he says a homicide. >> Yeah. >> Than uh So it bothers me so much that he. says it like that. >> A homicide. >> Yeah. He says. >> I think he said it was broken in two. places. >> He's like that's much more consistent. with homicide than suicide. >> Yeah. It was someone strangled him. Someone strangled him from behind. It. was also the the position. Here it is. Play this. >> It's at the end I think. I. >> regret doing that.

>> He had relationships with uh people he. said, you know, would give to global. health, which is a uh interest I have. You know, not nearly enough philanthropy. goes in that direction. Uh you know, those meetings were were a mistake. They. didn't result in uh what he purported. and I cut them off. You know, that goes. back a long time ago now. Uh there's, you know, so there's nothing new on. that. >> It was reported that you continued to. meet with him [snorts] over several. years. Um and that, in other words, a.

number of meetings. Um what did you do. when you found out about his background? >> Well, and you know, I've said I regretted. having those dinners. Uh and there's. nothing absolutely nothing new on that. Is there a lesson for you, for anyone. else looking looking at this? >> Well, he's dead, so uh you know, in. general, you always have to be careful.

Uh. and you know, the you know, I'm I'm very. proud of what we've done in. philanthropy, very proud of the work of. the foundation. Uh you know, I that's. that's what I get up every day and focus. on. >> Me, too. I'm a good guy. [laughter]. >> Jesus Christ. Imagine if he was reading. for a film. You'd be like, I don't. believe a word you just said. I don't. believe a word you just said. >> Take two. Let's do this again. >> Okay. Who wrote this? Like he's going to.

just transition from hanging out with. this guy. He's dead now to I'm really. proud of the work we've done with. philanthropy. Let's uh let's shift this. conversation in a much more positive. place. >> That's a PR spin. >> I'm super proud of the work we've done. with philanthropy. That's, you know, he. got into all that stuff in the first. place after the Microsoft stuff cuz. Microsoft at one point in time had these. all this anti-competitive accusations, right? >> And so he was thought as being this guy. that like, you know, was drowning out.

competition, was monopolizing. >> So then he pivoted, became a. philanthropist. It's a good move. >> It is a good move. It's good. >> You know who else did that? >> The guy who invented the Nobel Prize. >> Really? >> Yeah. Peter Berg told me the story. It's. a cool story. So he dies. The guy I. forget what his first name is. His last. name is Nobel. He died and uh everybody. called him the merchant of death because. he made dynamite. >> Oh. >> So he didn't really die though. It was a. a fake story. So he saw the stories.

He's like, "Hey, I'm not dead, but oh my. god, this is how people think about me. This is how they're going to write about. me after I'm dead. I got to do something. to clean my image up." So to clean his. image up, he invents the Nobel Prize. He. starts giving out these prizes for peace. and for physics and Nobel Prize for. Yeah. >> And so then the Nobel Prize becomes. synonymous with excellence. >> The name Nobel is now connected to that. instead of connected to killing a bunch. of [ __ ] with dynamite.

>> That's a great marketing move on his. part. >> Is that nuts? >> Yeah. >> What was his real name? [clears throat]. >> Alfred Nobel. >> Alfred Nobel made dynamite, right? That. was the thing. >> Yeah, but I'm looking at the the Nobel. Prize. is a well it says there's a. well-known story about the origin of the. Nobel Prize, although historians have. been unable to verify it and some. dismiss it as a myth. >> Well, let's find out if the story of him. uh being called the merchant of death. are true and the the fake death when. people thought he died. Is that true? >> That's I mean I have to uh.

>> just check that out real quick. Look. that out. I bet it's true. >> That's a good marketing move. >> It's a move. It's a move that people do, you know. Well, that was also what um. you know some really evil people have. have done also, you know, like um if you. want to like serial killers, you know, like John Wayne Gasey was like, I do. clown parties for kids. Like it's like. look over here. I'm a fun guy, you know, Cosby was always like, >> you know, telling people how to live. their life and like people,

>> don't tell dirty jokes. >> Yeah. Don't curse. >> Don't swear. Yeah. He would call people. up and tell them not to swear anymore. Yeah. Called it. >> Get mad at them. >> Mie Murphy. >> Oh, yeah. Famous. Famously. >> Yeah. With the filth floor and filth. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. He did. He did do that. He did do. that. I remember one time Wanda Sykes. interviewed him at like some award. thing. Like he was in the crowd and she. came up to him to interview him and he. was like so rude to her. >> He had so much disdain. I remember that. too. >> Remember that? It was weird. Okay. Nobel. grew extremely wealthy from inventions.

like dynamite and blasting gelatin which. are widely used in warfare and earned. him the nickname the merchant of death. in the press. 1888 French newspaper. mistakenly published his obituary after. his brother's death condemning him as a. man who became rich by finding ways to. kill more people faster. This stock this. shock is widely seen as prompting him to. rethink how he'd be remembered. So it is. true. >> Yeah, >> there should be no dispute of this. In. his will of 1895, he left most of his. fortune to fund prizes for those who. shall be conferred the greatest benefit.

on mankind. >> Of course, you're dead. You don't need. your money. Nobel uh never publicly. explained his motives. [ __ ] duh. So, historians emphasize that any account of. his reason is an informed. reconstruction, not a direct statement. from him. Okay, I get that because. they're historians and accurate. Did you. see how I I think it was I don't These. days you don't know what what's has to. be confirmed not but it looked like on. the Kennedy Center they started putting. the name Trump on it. >> Yeah. He added his name to it.

>> Yeah. It's crazy. [laughter]. And he took out the Kennedy Rose Garden. You're like what? [gasps]. >> Take it away. Now it's like a cement. [ __ ]. >> nutty. There's nothing nuttier than the. the plaques underneath the president's. >> That's insane. That's insane. >> Shane and I were just reading them the. other day. How is this real? It doesn't. feel real and you're just like, >> how are you allowed to do that? That's. the thing. It's like, how is he allowed. to write that. >> in the White House? You can just. probably as president do what you want. in the White House. >> Turns out you obviously can because but.

nobody ever did it before. >> Those are going to get taken down. >> No, they'll be up forever. >> I don't think so. >> They're going to leave it like that. forever. >> No [ __ ] way. >> Yeah, like a museum piece. >> It's so crazy. >> They should have like the Trump wing. This is what happened when he was. president. >> Look at this [ __ ] lunatic. the. autopen photo of Joe Biden. >> and and the actual trans what's written. crazy. >> This is widely considered the worst. president of all. Like what are you. talking about? >> It should be like a museum. Yeah. >> It should be the facts of his. presidency, what happened during his.

term, you know, the Iraq war started and. duh duh duh. It should be that. Of. course, that's it. >> If that, you know, >> and under Reagan, it's like Reagan liked. Trump and Trump liked him too. >> Trump was a fan of Reagan. What? Why. does that re. >> was a fan of Trump. What? >> It's Yeah, guys crazy. >> But you can't just let someone just. [ __ ] fully swim in it like that. >> I know. >> So, he needs like a right-hand man. Go, sir. >> I think they just. >> Let me just I understand the motive. >> Well, he's also losing it, too. You can.

tell. >> Well, I think everybody does when you. get to a certain age, right? >> Yeah, of course. I mean, the guy's about. to be 80, right? So there's no And also. the stress of going through what that. guy went through where they were trying. to jail him. >> when they were going after him with the. Russia thing, the Russia hoax and all. that [ __ ] Like they were they were. trying everything they could to destroy. him. Just that alone's got to break your. brain. >> It radicalizes you. It makes Yeah. >> And then they took a shot at him. Yeah. Somebody shot him. Then that guy dies. And then when the guy dies, they find. out that his apartment's been.

professionally scrubbed. They find out. uh he was in a Black Rockck commercial. like two years before that. >> He was. >> Oh yeah. >> The shooter. >> The shooter. Oh yeah. >> Was he an actor? No. >> Yeah. In the film. Yeah. But obviously. he was like connected to some people. that knew some people. [snorts]. >> What does that mean? It might mean. nothing. >> Yeah. >> But it there's also a lot of weirdness. to his his past. >> It does have a social media profile. >> It was like he he he seems like like an. MK ultra plant. This presidency though.

does feel like a parody of a real thing. Like it doesn't even feel real. What. most. >> There's a lot of stuff that doesn't feel. real. The um for sure the Robiner thing. didn't feel real. >> Oh my god. >> That that seemed so insane. >> I you know I didn't realize cuz I I. obviously knew him. I knew Robiner as. the actor from from All in the Family, which he was he was great in that role. >> And then I I have memories of like I. always think of like when Harry Met. Sally, the Princess Bride. Yep. >> And I was like, "Oh, yeah." You know,

he's spinal stand by me. So, I'm like, "Oh, you know, great storyteller, comedy." I didn't realize until he died. that he did Misery. >> I had no idea that was him. >> Yeah, he did Misery, too. He did so many. great films. >> He really did. really understood like. human emotion and and storytelling. across the board because like it's one. thing to be proficient in comedy and you. see this sometimes with comedy really. high level like Adam Mccay did so much. highlevel comedy with Saturday Night. Live and then you know Tallaladega.

Nights and and like those those big Will. Ferrell movies and then his pivot into. drama is like exceptional you know like. he's really really good at it and it's. like really remarkable when they can. make that jump. >> Yeah, >> he's really really good. >> Yeah. Well, Jordan Peele, he's fantastic. at it. >> Another one. Yeah. >> He's He's made some giant horror movies. that are just like. >> And he was so funny in comedy. >> It's weird how good they are. >> It's weird how like different they are,

too. >> Yeah. How they go like I'm comedy, I'm. comedy, and then like this hard pivot. into a totally different lane and be not. just let me try it, but be like. excellent at it. >> Yeah. But I kind of get it, right? It's. like if you can get really good at. comedy, like which is a complicated. thing to do, you for sure have other. creative thoughts. Yeah. Access to other. things. >> Yeah. >> And you're not really probably using. those. >> Yeah. And I think also they get I think. a lot of those guys get bored, >> especially running a sketch show, right? Yeah. Like after a while, you just beat.

all the topics to death. >> You know, I mean, how many topics on. especially like a mid sketch show are so. derivative. >> Yeah. Of course. >> Yeah. There's a lot of that. and they. just go, "I did it. There's nothing else. to to jump into.". >> Well, you might have like nine episodes. you have to bang out. Well, I don't have. to tell you. You're actually in the. middle of now. >> I'm in the middle of it. Yeah. We just. finished writing season two. >> But you have [laughter]. your show is a giant advantage is you. could just you could go so far. Yeah. And be so ridiculous. >> They kind of just let us do what we. want, which is really crazy. I got the.

same notes I got the first season. Don't. say the N word. That was basically. [laughter] it. That's like that's my. that's everything else. They're like, "Yeah, you can do that.". >> It's such a crazy show, dude. It's. really fun, though. >> It's so much fun. I had so much fun. doing it. Um I can't believe I get to do. it again. And it's just it is such a. blast. We get to make these like. sketches and like little short films. that are like whatever we can think of, whatever the craziest thing we can think. of. And they're just like, "Yeah, [laughter] do that.". And they gave us they gave me like a.

mandate. They're like, "We'd rather tell. you tell you that's too far than that. you should have gone further.". >> Right? Right. So, they're just like, you. can make it as crazy as you want. >> That's nuts. >> Yeah. >> But that's the beautiful thing about. Netflix is the variety of what's on. there is just so bananas. It's so wide. ranging. There's so much [ __ ] on there. >> I just watched um The Beast in Me. >> Oh, yeah. I'm on uh episode three right. now. Don't tell me anything. >> It gets so much better. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure it does. >> And um.

>> how good is Claire Dan? >> Claire Dane's amazing. Uh Matthew Reese. plays. >> he's a psycho. Yeah, >> that guy's great. He's phenomenal and he. plays that part so exceptionally well. I. mean, it's just so good. You know, people like him. >> You know, people like him and you know, you're like, "This is a [ __ ] psycho, dude.". >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. He's great at it. >> And it's like in the eyes. It's always. in the eyes, you know? You see it in the. eyes. It's like. >> Yeah. He's really He's got a darkness in. him. >> Mhm. >> Faking it. He ain't faking it. [laughter]. >> You know what else I just saw? I saw it.

on Peacock and I was like I was like I. don't like I don't have Peacock. I'm. like I don't [ __ ] What are they? This. is like, you know, [ __ ] Kevin Hart in. a bathtub interviewing. Like, I don't. know what's on Peacock, you know? I love. Kevin, by the way. But like, it's like, you know what I mean? Like these. >> like fun silly. That's what I thought. Peacock was or old NBC. >> Yeah. reruns of like their old. >> friends. >> Yeah. I'm like, I don't want to [ __ ] it. And I got uh recommended to watch The. Day of the Jackal. >> What's that? >> [ __ ] fantastic. >> Really? >> Yeah. It's a thriller that is super high.

production and very cinematic, but the. writing and the acting. unbelievable. >> Who's in it? >> Eddie Redm, I think it's his name. Eddie. Redm is the lead in it. And um I don't. know that many of the names of the other. actors, but it's incredibly produced. >> Is it a series? >> Yeah. >> How many episodes? >> Se they're making season two now. I. think season one was 10 episodes. >> Wow. $120 million budget for the season.

>> Whoa, I'm writing this down. Day of the. Jackal. >> The Day of the Jackal was excellent. Yeah. >> Okay. >> This is This is it. >> Skim through the trailer. Watch it. >> Yeah. Let's skip. Let's watch this. [ __ ] trailer. >> It's [ __ ] That's That's Eddie. It's really good, dude. I couldn't. believe how captivated I was by it. Really, really well done. It's a like a, you know, espionage type of thriller. >> Those are my favorite. >> Mine, too. But this is what I watch instead of, you. know, we were talking about comedy.

>> I watch this [ __ ]. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Me, too. >> Yeah. He's really good in it, but so is. everybody else. They're They're really, really good. >> Okay. I want to see. >> Can't recommend it enough. >> Okay. [clears throat] I'm on it. >> Really good. >> Yeah. There's enough [ __ ] to watch these. days. I'll tell you that. It's Do you. watch Dave? >> You're sick. What? >> Do you watch Dave special? >> Dave Chappelle? No, I didn't see it yet. >> It's great. >> Yeah. >> I saw some clips. >> It's great. I mean, it's it's it's. vintage. It's Dave, you know, like it's. it hits. >> he does what he does so well. There's.

silliness, you know, [clears throat]. >> seriousness. >> Seriousness. >> Yeah. >> Some philosophy, lots of social. commentary, provocative things, >> hilarious. It's It's good. It's really. good. >> I'll check it out. I'm sure it's going. to be awesome. He's always awesome. He. never misses. >> He doesn't I mean, and I He pissed a lot. of people off, which is always fun. >> Yeah. I saw he went after Bill Maher. >> Yeah. Yeah. He said, "Fuck that dude.". [laughter] It's very funny. >> I never said this publicly about, "Fuck. that dude.". >> Yeah. Yeah. It's very funny. But it's a.

it's a good special, man. It's really. [snorts] good. >> It's funny. >> Dave Dave's in top form. I love that for. me, by the way, cuz so my special. >> comes out Christmas Eve, right? >> Mhm. >> And and then six days later, Ricky. Jerves comes out. >> Oh. >> And it was supposed that was supposed to. be that was the release timeline, right? They're like there's there's one earlier. in the month and they're like you'll be. Christmas Eve a week later um Ricky. Derves. I was like cool. And then like 3. days prior I get a call before it's.

announced and they're like hey we got to. tell you we're dropping a special un. unannounced Chappelle special tonight. and I go great. And they're [laughter]. like they're like I know you know it's. it's it's going to take up a lot of. oxygen in the room obviously because. it's it's Dave right? I go yeah I mean I. understand. And I go, "You I go, you. realize this is like being a musical. artist and I've been working on my album. and you guys are like, "We're so. excited." And then you call me, you're. like, "Just so you know, tomorrow we're. releasing Radio Head's new album." And. you're like, "Thanks.". [laughter].

I mean, there's like there's nothing you. can do. It's like the big the biggest. guy is coming out with it, you know? But. it's hilarious. He's great. >> But people will watch it. It's only an. hour and then they're going to want to. watch more. >> That's that's the Well, it's good. >> That's one of the thoughts is they go. like it it just makes standup more. popular. >> 100%. Yeah, >> I think so. Yeah, standup is very. popular right now. >> It's incredibly popular. >> Yeah, I mean there's more arena acts. like I just saw Nate Bassi added a 300. p.m. show out here. >> Nate is on because but Nate's thing. makes sense when you think about it. When you start doing standup, there's.

this thing that happens when you're. early on young doing standup and you. start to like do spots. A lot of people. will be like, "Hey, if you can curse. less, be clean." And you're like, "That's not who I am." And they're like, "All right, well," and they always say. this thing like, "You'll get more. opportun different opportunities will. come to you if you're like that.". >> Right? >> You're like, "Whatever. I just I don't. do that." And when you're really funny. like Nate is and you get really good, what you see on the on the business side.

of it is that when he announces a show, like when I announce a show, a couple. might go like, "Let's go see him, right? Like I'll buy they'll buy two tickets.". But when Nate announces a show, that. couple will bring their children, their. parents, the their in-laws, their. neighbors. So, >> two tickets you can sell, he could sell. 12. >> and everybody's going to enjoy it. >> And they're all going to enjoy it. >> Yeah. Even if even though it's just. clean, it's always clean. It's. hilarious. >> It's hilarious. He's really funny. But.

he's really funny. >> Gaffigan has that thing, too. >> Definitely. The whole family can go. >> Sebastian has that thing, too. >> Like, you can bring anybody to see. Sebastian. >> and they'll they'll all have a good. time. Yeah. But yeah, that he can do. three [ __ ] arena shows in a city. It's crazy. >> Yeah, it is nuts. But there's more. people doing that now. Like I mentioned, Sebastian, you, Bert, Tony. I mean, there's Shane. Shane's doing a football. arena. >> That's crazy. >> A stadium. He's doing like 90,000. people. >> Yeah. Lincoln Financial, I think it is. just there's people doing that now where.

there's so many of them where when we. were coming up the only people that had. done it were Dne and Dice Clay. >> Dice. Yeah, >> it was Dice Clay and Dane Cook. >> And for that you have to just you go. like that is the internet man. The. internet made standup global. >> Well, the internet made Dne, right? Right. That is that's how it was like he. he got huge from MySpace. He was the. first guy. >> Fact is so many of us can move those. kinds of tickets. Oh yeah. >> It's a it's cuz it's global. I mean, when it was just like, "Hey, catch my. special at Comedy Central at 9:00 on.

Friday.". >> It's not going to have the same reach. >> Right. Right. And it's just clips, too. Clips get shared and then there's so. much word of mouth. >> It's like that's the one good thing. about social media is if something comes. out and people like it, whether it's a. new special that dropped or a new song. or anything, it just gets shared. >> It just gets shared. Crazy. Yeah. And. things just they just take off. >> I know. I it's it's why I never I did 40. arenas this year. >> Like I I never I was never thinking that.

would be a thing, you know. >> I remember when I met you. >> Yeah. >> I met you in 2007. We did that uh Real. Men of Comedy Tour together. >> Yeah. We I met you in Phoenix. We did. the that little Hollywood theater, which. I love that. >> The Celebrity Theater. >> Celebrity Theater. Sorry. That's right. >> That place is awesome. >> It's one of my favorites. >> in the round. It spins. >> It's awesome. That place rules. And I. always love Phoenix, period. They're. fun. That's a fun place. >> Yeah, that's a really good place. Yeah,

I went back there on this tour, too. I. went to the uh I did the the big arena. there this time. It was [ __ ] amazing. It was one of my favorite shows of this. tour. >> Yeah, it's Phoenix rules. Yeah, I've. done the arena in Phoenix, too. It's. [ __ ] fun, man. They're fun. >> It's a fun city. >> Yeah, because they don't have much. culture, but they do a lot of blow. >> They do. They like to party. >> They party hard. Phoenix, [laughter]. Arizona just parties hard. >> They party hard. >> Well, it's like, think about the people. that had to settle that place first. And. you got Cowboys and Mexicans, just.

[ __ ] wild people. It is, dude. And. then you got Scottdale, which is all. rich people. >> I remember we went to dinner like that, I think the night before, just like a. steakhouse. And we were just like we. were like observing that when you go to. dinner at a like the steakhouse in. Phoenix, it feels like an afterparty, but it's just dinner. Do you know what I. mean? Like the vibe in there is that. people are having a [ __ ] good time. >> They're partying. >> That's what Phoenix feels like. >> Yeah. I I always liked it because it was.

not Hollywood, you know? Yeah. >> In every way. >> It was just not Hollywood that those. people had no preconceived ideas of. their own celebrity. They didn't want to. become famous. Like the problem with LA. is the entire culture is wrapped around. the possibility that you might become. famous. Yeah. and that everybody really. secretly wants to become famous and some. people might make it and some people. won't. But the reason that they came. there in the first place is to be famous. because they wanted to be famous. >> Phoenix, they just want Coke. [laughter]. >> When I get some Coke to my [ __ ].

party, I'm playing golf in the day and. I'm doing Coke and I'm having a good. [ __ ] time. >> They're wild people. >> That theater thing, too. There's um I I. don't know if I'm right about this, but. I've been told that there's only two. maybe three theaters left in the round. in the country. That's the only one that. I know of. >> Well, there's the one in Long Island. that I also did that was it's so [ __ ]. fun. >> Which one's that? >> Westbury Music Hall, I think it's. called. Is that what it's called? >> I've heard of that place. I didn't know. that was in the round, too. >> That's in the round. It is so [ __ ]. fun. >> The round rules.

>> I just did it. I did it a couple months. ago. It was one of the most fun shows of. the entire tour. >> I try to explain to people who've never. done it like, "Oh, arena." I'm like, "I'm telling you, it's oddly intimate. >> because everybody's facing everybody. else. >> We're all in this together. It's not. just a mass of people staring at a. stage, right? >> We're all wrapped up together. It's. cooler. >> It's cool. >> Yeah. It's a better vibe. It feels. better. >> You would love this theater. >> I'm sure. >> Yeah. It was It's [ __ ] rad. >> I love that Phoenix one. That one rules. But do do any show that you could do in.

the round. It's like the first time I. did it, I remember. I don't understand. Where do I move? >> I think the first one I did was when we. met. >> Yeah, >> cuz I was also. >> might have been my first one, too. >> I was kind of like intimidated. I was. like, "What the [ __ ] dude?" And then. somebody told me once, it might have. been Louis told me that I think it was. him that told me when I was doing the. like going into arenas, he's like, "You're your instinct will be to stay in. the middle, but you should go further. out to the edges because when you're. further out to the outside of of the. stage that's in the round, you're.

actually open to more people. Does that. make sense?". >> Yes. >> Cuz like if you're on this edge of the. round stage, more people can see you. over here, >> right? And you're closer to them. >> You're closer to them, too. >> Yeah. It's more intimate. If you're in. the middle, it's like you're all. standoffish. You have so much. You can. come closer to me. Yeah. Why are you all. the way over there? >> Yeah. That's right. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Walking around, too, is fun. >> That to me is I told somebody is what I. think makes my performance better is. that I'm a naturally kind of standill. guy. >> Yeah.

>> But the round makes me move. Even though. it's subtle movement, that keeps you. more engaged. >> because there's a constant movement to. it. Even if it's slow, >> it's fun. >> It is a fun thing. >> Yeah, it's fun. And it is weird that so. many of us get to do that now. >> It's so bizarre. >> It wasn't It wasn't the case at all. >> It's so bizarre. >> I did some nutty ones with Dave. We did. uh the Tacoma Dome. That was 25,000. people. >> [ __ ] crazy. >> It [laughter] was so so nuts. It was so. nuts. It was so many people, man.

>> That's so many. That's so many. >> It's very strange. >> I did a couple with you guys. I did um I. did New Orleans with you guys. >> Oh, that's right. Yeah, that was fun. >> And I think we did Nashville or. something or Memphis together, too. >> Yeah, I think it was Nashville. >> The most fun one though, ever, this will. I think this will always be in my memory. is when we did the like Vegas is back. >> Oh, yeah. >> In the round. >> Oh yeah, that was fun. >> at the MGM Arena. >> Yeah, that was fun. >> And we were un I was unannounced.

>> Yeah. >> And a couple other people were too. I. forget who was on that, but I remember. the absolute like pandemonium of that. place where I was like shaking cuz cuz. it was like things had been shut down. >> and they're like this show is back. The. shows are back and this is the show to. open Vegas again. >> I don't think we'll ever feel that. again. >> Not like that. Hopefully not because. that means that the world went crazy. again. >> That's exactly right. And it was like. you can't duplicate that. You can't. duplicate it. It's almost like when you.

have an improv on like an off-the-cuff. line of something that just happened in. like you can't manufacture that, right? >> You said the thing because this. happened, right? >> And like the world had shut down. Yeah. >> And they're like here's a stand-up show. in in the round in the arena. Joe, Dave, >> and the crowd was just like I mean it. was like a fever pitch. >> It was so There was so many people. hanging out backstage. Remember that? >> Oh my god. >> There was so many people. I was like. I've never seen this many celebrities at. our shows. >> There was there was a room. They were. like, "This is the red room." And this.

was backstage. And there was like 200. people in there. >> Oh. So packed. >> And I brought you in there because you. had didn't know about it either. I was. like, "Have you been in here?" And. you're like, "What the [ __ ] is all. this?" [laughter]. >> It's a whole extra room. >> A whole extra room of like just people. hanging out. Yeah. >> Yeah. [clears throat] A whole extra room. of like comics that I hadn't seen in. years cuz everybody was kind of. celebrating the fact that we could do. shows again. >> It was the best. >> They all came out. >> That was a such a special show. >> Yeah. I mean, there was boxers there and. rappers. It was like people were out. It's like there's something to do again.

It was like there was [clears throat] a. a feeling in the air. >> It was so And people some people were. still scared. There's still people. wearing masks. >> Yeah. >> It was. >> It was July. I remember that. It was. July. >> Some people just didn't want to let it. go. They were still connected to this. idea that we could all die at any. moment. >> Yeah, that's true. [laughter]. [gasps]. >> I still see those people. >> Yeah. They're still in some places. >> Yeah. Some people that got broken. They. got broken. they got broken. The stress of that. whole thing. >> was also kind of depends on who you were.

around too, right? Oh, yeah. Because I. mean I think I you could put me with. certain people then I would have been. even more apprehensive. >> Well, that was the thing that I felt. about coming here like really quickly. that people here were not nearly as. scared as people are in California. The. whole attitude of the government here. was very different. They were like. things should stay open. I remember I. went and met with the governor and had. dinner with him and he was like, you. know, we got to let people live their. lives. They need freedom. >> Yeah. >> Like you should be able to make your own. decisions doing this. I was like, yeah,

I agree. And this is like before the. vaccine. >> Really? >> Yeah. And people had already started. doing shows out here. We started doing. shows out here early. We tested. everybody. Remember we did those stub. shows. >> Oh, that's right. >> Yeah. Dave Dave and I did these shows at. Stubs. We did a whole series of shows, which is an outdoor venue. >> Yeah. And we tested the whole crowd. >> So we tested these people for like. >> an hour before the show. Everybody. queued up. Everybody got tested. And we. only wound up removing like two. different people that were positive.

>> That's it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Most people knew that they. weren't sick, >> you know, and we weren't doing PCR, right, which is the one that really gets. a lot of false positives. They found out recently there was an. estimate that PCR testing the false. positives might have been as high as. 86%. >> 86. >> Yeah. The guy who invented the PCR. testing, Carrie Mullis, said it should. never be used to detect diseases. It's. like it's not what it's for. And he said. if you ramp the cycles up high enough,

you could find almost anything in. people. >> I did something once is shameful. I was. uh I had to test for like a trip. somewhere and then I had to sub I had to. like do it on a Zoom with somebody. >> and it came out positive. So I threw it. out the window and then they were like. where is it? I go my kid just threw it. out the window [laughter]. >> and they're like what was it? I was like. I don't remember. I I'll do it again. And then I just waited a week again. [laughter].

I remember the second time I tested. positive. So, I tested positive once. That was the whole horse dewormer CNN. thing. And then the second time I tested. positive, I didn't even know I had it. I. couldn't believe it was real. I came in. here sniffily. I came in here straight. from the gym and I said, "I I got the. sniffles." I I said to Mercy, the nurse, I said, "Uh, I go, "Must be COVID." Just. joking around. And she goes, "Actually, you're positive." I'm like, "No [ __ ]. way." Like, "No way.".

>> Cuz you felt Yeah. >> fine. So, I got IV vitamin D drip, NAD, the whole deal. 24 hours later, I was. negative. >> That NAD shit's amazing. >> Amazing. >> Amazing. And also, I'll say this, and. this is I I'm telling you, I have, knock. on wood, I have not gotten sick in a. while. >> Oh, yeah. You're healthy now. >> I'm healthy. >> That's how it works. >> That's how it works. [laughter]. But. during the movie I did over the summer. and during production on series the. first season one of of my show,

there were days like I remember the. first day we were shooting Bad Thoughts. season one. I was getting a cold and I. did NAD. like 500 milligrams or whatever. >> like the high dose three days in a row. >> and I was no long and I had never. experienced anything like that cuz I was. the type of person where like I get a. cold and I am [ __ ] for like weeks. >> Mhm. >> And then the next time that I felt this. like I'm like you know you feel you know. you're like oh I'm getting sick.

>> It would I I did I was like I'm doing. the NAD thing again. three days in a row. just jamming that [ __ ] into me like high. dosage completely went away. >> That's crazy. >> It like it didn't dip into like now. you're really sick. It just was like I'm. getting sick. I'm not sick anymore. >> Yeah, that was part of my COVID routine. when I the first time I had COVID I did. NAD along with IV vitamins. I don't even. think I mentioned NAD when I did that. little video that went viral. But that. was uh I I recommend that to anybody. whenever they get sick. Uh, it's.

unbelievable. >> High dose of vitamin C is amazing, too. >> Amazing. >> I can't believe it. >> Yeah, highdose vitamins introvenously. when you're not feeling well is. phenomenal because it gives your body. all the weapons that it needs to fight. off whatever the [ __ ] it's dealing with. >> I feel like doing it tomorrow. >> You should do it tomorrow. >> Yeah, >> you should do it all the time. You know. what else you should start doing? Like I. told you, red light bed. >> I know. You've been on that for a. minute. >> Yeah. It's amazing. It's incredible. >> You said it helps your vision. >> It helped my vision 100%. >> I don't even understand that. Well, red. light skin stuff.

>> Red light helps gets collagen or. something. >> Let's put that into our sponsor, Perplexity. What is the uh benefits that. red light has on your vision? Why does. it work? But it works 100%. I could tell. you for a fact. There's two things that. I've done. One thing, I've taken a lot. of supplements for eyesight. Uh I always. talk about this company, Pure. Encapsulations. I have no affiliation. with them. I just buy their stuff. There's they have a thing called macular. support. It's yeah, I take that stuff. So, I take that stuff and I've been very.

consistent with that. >> Um, it has a bunch of nutri I showed it. to Huberman and he went over the list. and he was like, "Oh, this is all great. stuff.". >> Um, I take that and I do red light. multiple days a week and it took a. while. Uh, in the beginning I thought it. was actually making my eyesight worse. cuz I was like. >> cuz your eyes are covered during it, right? >> No, I keep them open. >> Keep your eyes open. >> Red light. Yeah. Red light therapy using. deep red wavelengths around 60 670 Nm. I. don't know whether nanometers shows. promise in improving declining vision by.

boosting mitochondrial function in the. retinal cells. Studies indicate benefits. particularly for age related vision. loss. That's me. Macular degeneration. and other eye conditions. Morning. exposure appears most effective with. effects lasting up to a week. Um so I do. it I try to do it three times a week. >> How long do you do it for? >> I do it 20 minutes. It says short. sessions like 3 minutes weekly can. enhance color contrast vision by 17 to. 20%. adults over 34 with greater gains. in older participants. That's me. >> I'm getting it. >> It's It makes a big difference. Uh.

therapy supports retinal health by. reducing inflammation, improving visual. acuity, and slowing proto uh photo. receptor decline. Emerging evidence also. suggests help for dry eyes, myopia. progression in children, and diabetic. retinopathy. It works. I'm telling you, it works 100%. with me. I used to struggle reading the. screen sometimes. It would be kind of. blurry. for you. I have to like Jamie, make it bigger. Now I I can see things. way better than I used to be. >> I wear glasses. >> When I said Jamie, make it bigger. I.

used to say I used to. >> I wear I wear glasses all the time now. >> I don't need them when I look at text. messages anymore. I don't need them when. I read emails anymore. And I don't need. them on my computer anymore, which is a. big one. >> Because I always used it when I wrote. And then I realized the other day like, oh my god, I'm writing and I don't have. my glasses on. >> Joey Diaz will be so happy if I. >> What are you doing with those [ __ ]. glasses? >> You're wearing your glasses with. >> I called him up today. I I go I'm doing. a podcast with security. He goes, he met. Pepe Le Pew over there in France and now. he's making quissants. Who's this.

[ __ ] guy with his glasses? >> Glasses. He's always on me for that. >> I mean, that's Joey. >> That's Joey. It's not Pepe Lew. [laughter]. >> His name is Gian Basta. And uh it's. Italian. It's an Italian bakery. Yes. >> Well, it's a problem. It is a problem. >> That chocolate croissant you gave me is. a real problem. >> Telling you. >> Buttery and flaky and perfect. >> It's perfect, dude. It's why I fell in. love. >> I like a little more chocolate in there. I can I can tell him. I can tell. >> A little more chocolate. Just a little. Don't be stingy with the chocolate. >> I fell in love with that chocolate. croissant when I lived in LA. And that.

you know that guy was in my. neighborhood. >> Oh, >> that's how this all started. >> That's probably. >> And I would walk down there and. sometimes I would buy like two dozen. and then I would walk I would walk back. to my house and I would give away. croissants to people walking down the. street. I'd be like, "You got to try. these.". >> Just regular people. >> Regular people. I didn't even know them. I just got these croissants. >> What if they thought you were psycho? I. mean, I guess they didn't, but they they. would take them and I would I mean, I. didn't give them all away. I would I. would eat a lot of them, too. But. >> I stayed in touch with this guy and I.

would every once in a while I would go. there and I would I would get some of. their pastries and I would do like an. Instagram video like, "Hey, I'm at this. place." And I would just say it and then. I became friends with them and they go, "Hey, you know, when you do that, there. were like a hundred people came today.". I was like, "Oh, that's cool." It was. just like a friend. There was no. business really. I was just doing it. because I liked it. We always stayed in. touch and I moved here and I go, "Oh, when I'm in LA, I'm going to try to stop. by and see you guys." Like that kind of. thing. And we stayed in touch and I. always be like, "It would be awesome if. you opened one in Austin.".

>> That conversation continued and then. eventually we talked like, "Hey, what if. we really did this?" And that. conversation started like over a year. ago. And then our our fixed location. will open in March, but we have a popup. right now. >> I just don't know how you have the time. for all this. >> Well, I'm not Here's the thing. I'm I'm. not the one like I don't bake, right? >> You know, I'm I'm the I'm a business. partner in this and I I market it in. that I promote it, but the the. [clears throat] easiest thing is to.

market something that's that's. fantastic, >> right? And I I actually thought about. the fact that I was like for me this is. like like people trust your opinion on. one of the reasons I think that on it. was successful with you is that they're. like this guy knows. workouts he knows vitamins. He knows. like they they you have credibility in. that. You know what I mean? Like having. credibility in something is a is is. really important for me. It's like. >> if there's one thing I completely trust. myself on is if I'm like this tastes.

good. I I don't doubt it. I'm like, "This is good. I know what it's good. I've eaten at the best restaurants all. over the world." And this is like my. favorite one of my favorite things has. always been croissants and and things. like this. So, when I had his and I knew. they were amazing. It was like there's. no like I'm selling it. I'm I'm not like. being like, "Ah, you should, you know, I'm not I'm making up this shit's. amazing." So, all I do is go like, "It's. open. It's [ __ ] amazing." And we're. selling We've sold out every day. We've. never not sold out. Well, once you eat.

one of them, I get it. >> Yeah, it's [ __ ] And and he's always. coming up with like I at first I was. like, we're opening a croissant place, but he's doing like, you know, uh like. the homemade faukatcha bread, Italian. sandwiches. He does homemade pizza. It's. all every day and he's whatever like. inspires him, he makes that. It's all. he's amazing. So, it's like the easiest. thing to be like, "Yeah, this is this is. my bakery. >> food.". >> Yeah, I [ __ ] love it. >> Such a truck. I've thought about doing. that with an Italian deli.

>> Yeah, >> I've I've talked to Giovani very. briefly. Giovani Italian deli. Yeah, that place. Opening up one of those out. here. How incredible would that be? >> Incredible. >> Those sandwiches I sent me and Joe D. Rosa, we send each other sandwiches. >> Yeah, Joe has his sandwich place. >> His sandwich place is great. Joey Roses. is [ __ ] great. I sent him this place. in um in Toronto. God, what is it. called? Something crude. Hold on a. second. I'll I'll find it. Oh, what happened to Oh, the iPhone made. everything different. Where'd you put it.

on? [ __ ] Search in the bottom. That's. it. >> Uh, Crude. It's in Toronto. The. sandwiches. >> Go to their Instagram. If you can go. that where it says Crudeau Pizza up. there, that's their Instagram. >> Go down to their Instagram and find some. of their [ __ ] sandwiches, bro. Look. at these [ __ ] sandwiches. >> Oh, yeah. >> Bro, look at these sandwiches with their. homemade bread. Look at these are. insane. And the bread's got a nice. little char on it. And they the bread. comes out piping hot from the oven and. they make the sandwich on this piping.

hot bread. >> Yeah. >> Show me one of them videos where they're. pulling the sandwiches out and making. them because there's a few where you get. to see how hot the bread is. Scroll down. a little bit. Um Oh, no. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Go up. Go. No, no, no. Back. there. You Oh, look at that, Tommy. Look. at No, no. You missed it. Watch this. When he cuts it open. Oh, and this. Yeah. >> Oh, look at that. The mortar. Look at. this. >> Jesus Christ. >> Oh my god. Look how insane that is. This.

is my drug. Like, this is If I have a. problem with food, it's this. Yeah. >> It's Italian cold cut sandwiches and. pasta. >> Yeah. >> Those are the problems. I have a real. problem with not eating that. Like, olive oil on it. Look how he seals it. up. Look at this. >> Oh, look how it comes out of the oven, bro. Are you kidding me? >> You know what my guy started making now? like he's just on a whim he's like I. made lasagna today. >> Oh no. >> So he's doing and then he's doing like. different versions of it. Did one with. like brisket in it like just crazy. things and they it just goes.

>> Of course. >> Yeah. It's called by the way it's called. Chicho Bomba which is what you call the. name of it. Yeah. It's the name of the. bakery. It's called Chicho Bomba which. is what you call a little fat ass kid in. Italy [laughter]. >> cuz bombas like explode. So like when it. gets a little fat ass. >> That's funny. It's called a fat ass. >> Yeah. It's called a little fat ass. >> Little fat ass kid. >> Yeah. That's hilarious. Great idea, dude. >> Yeah, he's he's he's awesome. Him and. Marlo. [sighs]. >> It's hard staying thin, isn't it? >> Especially now you're in the 180s. >> It's It is. >> You could let it go. You could let it.

go. >> Yeah, I could let it go. >> Oh, yeah. Look at you. Look at you. They. got excited about letting it go. >> Yeah, let it go. >> I own a bakery. >> Yeah. Just [ __ ] not text your trainer. back. [ __ ] you, man. [ __ ] you. >> And when I stopped by there, too, you. know, it's like I have access to all of. this. >> Yeah. You could eat free. >> Oh, yeah. And then. >> whatever you want. You can have them. make you things. I give I give most I. take a bite of things and I'm like. that's delicious and then I stop myself. I'll let myself have a full thing, but. not every day, dude. Not even not even. every few days. Like once a week, maybe.

>> When I used to come home from the store, uh two things were a problem. One of. them was Jerry's Famous Deli. >> I would go remember Jerry's Famous Deli. They're gone now. Isn't that amazing? >> Jerry's Deliy's gone. >> Jerry's Deliy's gone. There was one in. Woodland Hills. That's gone. That was. the one I used to go to all the time. I. think I think they're all gone now. I. don't know if any of them still exist. Hopefully, one still exists. Jerry's. Famous Deli was [ __ ] great. They had. the best chicken noodle soup, man. It. ruled. And they had pastrarami Rubins. Oh, pastrami Rubins with steak fries.

They were so good. And if I was hungry. coming home from the store, that would. be the spot. The other spot that was a. real problem was crispy cream. [ __ ] donuts. >> I would drive by and I'd see that hot. sign on. >> Cheeseburgers, too, are a problem. In. and out. It's a problem. >> That's a problem. >> That's a problem. >> There was that one in West Hollywood. that I used to love. I forget the name. of that place. It was right near where I. was working in postp production. The. burgers were [ __ ] unbelievable. >> Another problem was Caners. >> Can I think that place is still open?

Open 24 hours a day. >> That was post show fun. >> Always great post. I told you this. before cuz you know the power of. delusion is is strong. >> is that when I would tour with you this. is like. I would say like 2009 10 uh Delta. Terminal used to be terminal 5 at LAX. Sometimes we would get back and we we. would land because we would land the. morning, right? We did the show the. night before. >> Mhm. >> They had a like a little deli bakery.

coffee place that had really good. chocolate croissants. >> Oh, I remember that place. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And sometimes we would we'd be walk by. and you'd get one. I was like, "Well, Joe got one. I should get [laughter]. one." Like, "He's in shape. I'm in. shape." Like, "This isn't bad." Like I. just tell myself like, "You can eat. this.". >> And cuz you would have you love those. I. remember those. >> Chocolate croissants rule. That's why. when you brought this one, I was like, "Oh, that that's a problem.". >> It's a problem. >> But they weren't as good as that. >> No. [ __ ] no. >> The ones at LAX were pretty good. They. were okay. >> This is like a It's not No [ __ ] This is. like a three-day process. That's how.

long it takes for them to make a. bachelor. Yeah. >> Yeah. like proofing the bread and it. stays in this cabinet and they pull I. mean it's a whole process and and it's. he has a he makes like folateella which. is like it's. >> like he said it that way. >> Oh and bombolone you know like just like. incredible pastries man that like when. you see them you're just like. >> don't get fat. >> bro it's so easy to get fat. Getting. fat's a giant problem. >> The older you get you're just like this. could be real easy. >> Especially if you got obligations, you.

got things to do and you're you're. tired. I need structure, dude. That's. what I've learned. I need structure. >> I need peace and quiet. So, I I like. working out by myself. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I don't I mean, I like working out. with comics sometimes. We do those comic. workouts here. Those are those are. really fun. >> But, uh for me, like my time working out. when I'm like suffering by myself. I I. need that. >> Yeah. >> I need by myself. I don't want anybody. talking to me about what they saw on the. news and asking me quotes. You know,

what's JD Vance like? Like I don't no. I'm here to [ __ ] get after it. >> Yeah. I just I my problem. >> battling demons. >> One of my problems is. when I get and I know this from Pat like. you just realized you have patterns. >> Mhm. >> Is that when I get to like a a good. place and. >> relax. >> Yeah. And I do it when people are like. you look good. >> Yeah. And then I go oh I'm I'm done.

[laughter]. You know, that's that's been my pattern. >> Yeah. >> So, this time I've just been like, >> do not accept that thought. >> Yeah. >> You know, >> Yeah. You can't. >> There's no end. >> There's no end. >> Finish line. >> Yeah. It. >> doesn't exist. Every day is a new unique. little battle with your inner [ __ ]. [laughter]. >> It's really the truth. It is the truth. >> That's what it is. Every day you wake. up, you go to war with your inner [ __ ]. >> That's why it's good to beat it early. Beat that [ __ ] down early. Get in the. cold water. freeze your [ __ ] dick.

off. Yeah. Get that [ __ ] workout in. Getting this on afterwards. >> And then you're good. >> I'm good today. Today. >> Today. >> But the food is the bigger challenge for. me. Like I won't say that like workouts. aren't hard. They're hard. >> and like I like it. I like the. challenge. >> Staying on top of like how to eat is is. the bigger challenge. >> Well, there's a problem too with um all. these new medical advancements. And one. of them is there's a new peptide that.

they're they're showing is essentially. like exercise in an injection. >> Is that sloop? >> I don't know what it is. I I read some. article about it like quite a while ago. and I I sent it to Brighgam. I go, "What. is this?" He's like, "Dude, there's so. much stuff on the horizon. So much. groundbreaking stuff." But you're you're. basically going to be able to get the. benefits of exercise in a peptide. So. it'll trick your body to think you. exercise. >> I mean, Sloop does that. Is that what it. is? That's one of the ones that does. It's in a pill form, right? I haven't. heard about it. >> It's called sloop. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Do you taken that? >> I have taken it. Yeah. I don't have any.

>> What did I do for you? You got some on. you? >> I'm the Listen, I'm I'm like a crack. addict. If you tell me something will be. good, I'll be like, "Cool. I'll inject. like 40 things into myself." [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> What does this loop do? >> Well, they they they did they tested it. on mice and found that by giving it to. mice, uh, they decreased their body fat. and increased muscle, lean mass, >> doing nothing. >> Doing nothing. >> Wow. And so then they have started to. that's it right there. Sloop 332. Yeah. >> Okay. In obese mouse models, Sloop 332.

reduced fat gain by up to 10fold. compared to controls promoted 12% body. weight loss and enhanced metabolic. function without altering appetite or. activity levels. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's exercise. >> It's exercise, dude. >> Exercise in a peptide. And you took it. in a pill? >> Yeah. >> And so what did it feel like when you. took it? >> Nothing. >> Nothing. I felt nothing. >> I'm getting that [ __ ] tomorrow. Yeah. I'm on it. Let's go. >> Let's go. >> What happened with your pecker? Did it. get excited? >> Hell yeah. Rock hard 247. >> That's what That's what these goddamn.

things do. And you can just buy that. stuff. >> Um. >> or is that a prescription thing? >> I don't think it's a prescription. No, you can just buy it. But I think you. just have to like. >> go to a compound pharmacy or something. >> That kind of place. Yeah. >> Yeah. They're trying to shut those. places down. >> Are they FDA? >> They want to own all that stuff. >> There you go. >> There it is. Bam. Amazon. >> All over Amazon. >> All over Amazon. >> Good or not, I don't know. Just check. your own sources. One of the things that. I've read about Amazon is that there's a. lot of fake supplements on Amazon. >> Are there? >> Yeah, because how does that work? How.

are they even getting up on Amazon? >> I think there Well, that's a whole. different thing. But like they're just. like copying the labels and stuff and. making it look like it. So. >> I've heard that's a problem with Pure. Encapsulations. So I started buying. their stuff from their [clears throat]. website because I read that. >> because I read that like a high. percentage was fraud. I don't know if. you've ever researched this, but. apparently when I was in Abu Dhabi, they. were like they have what's considered. some of like the cleanest vitamins. >> on like people go there just to get.

vitamins in the UAE. >> Really? >> Yeah. Like the like really high level. vitamins for some reason. And I don't. know what the thought is on that, but. like a lot of people that travel in that. region go to UAE to get their vitamins. >> That's interesting. >> I don't know if their standard is just. higher. Well, they have so much money. They do have a lot of money. >> And they also, you know, Shake Taknon is. a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt. Like a. legit one. >> Bad [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Henzo Gracie Black belt. And he's. the one that created this Abu Dhabi. combat club that the championship.

>> He's also like incredibly fit. Like his. cardio is out. I I was talking to. someone. >> No, he's a legit black belt. He's he's a. Henzo Gracie black belt, which like you. know there's levels of black belts out. there where you you heard about a guy. got a black belt from this guy. I never. heard of that guy. I don't know who that. guy is, but I'm sure it was good. Yeah. >> And then you hear about someone got a. black belt from Henzo. You're like, "Oh." Oh. >> Like Guy Richie is a Henzo Gracie Black. Belt. >> Really? >> Yeah. Guy Richie is super legit, man. Yeah. I know guys have rolled with him. They're like, "Dude, he's legit.". >> Yeah. >> Which is I think it's like a Jake Paul.

thing. Like you don't think a [ __ ]. Jake Paul you can't fight. >> What's his name? Isn't um the guy from. Married with Children. >> Ed O'Neal. Legit Gracie Black Belt. Yeah. He got his black belt from Horian. or I think Hian or um at least that. school. He got it from Gracie Torrance. >> That was a surprise one to me. I was. like, "Really?". >> Oh, he's legit, too. Yeah. I had I sat. next to him once on a plane randomly and. we spent the entire flight just talking. about jiu-jitsu. He was so excited. >> Oh, that's cool. [laughter]. >> There he is. >> Yes. Uh 2007. Yeah. Hory and Gracie. I.

was right. Two decades of training under. Gracie. That is another. >> 42. Wow. That's another very legit black. belt. You get a black belt from Horian, like you have a real black belt. But he. was he's a big guy, man. He was a. football player back in the day. >> Wow. >> Yeah, >> that's awesome, man. >> Yeah, he's legit. So, we were just, like. I said, we were just randomly on a plane. and and we just started talking about. jiu-jitsu. We were both like little. kids. >> Really? >> Yeah. That's cool. >> Then I ran into him another time. randomly in Hawaii in the ocean. I was.

in the ocean. I ran into him. That's. cool. I was like, "Hey, what are you. doing, man? He's great. I think he's a very nice. guy. >> Very nice guy, too. Easy guy to talk to. Like regular person. >> You know, there's certain actors I feel. like we have to get through this. >> little wall of are you cool? Is this is. this okay to talk to you? Are you be. mean to me? Like, is this. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. >> You know, it's like a thing. And they. think they get weird around comics, too, because they they want to wind up in. your act. I got so lucky uh doing that.

movie over the summer in that I had like. the best actors like as far as like just. fun awesome people. >> Oh, that's nice. >> You know what I mean? Like. >> did you know they were fun before you. work with them? >> No. And that's and and you know what was. funny is that they're regular act like. they go from like set to set to set, >> right? >> And they kept telling me they were like, you know, this is like really special. what's happening here. And I'd be like, what do you mean? They're like, this is. awesome. Everyone's having the best time. every day. Everyone's hanging out. We're. all going to dinner together. We're. hanging out on weekends. Everyone likes. each other. It was like the best.

experience. >> I think actors sometimes are so. competitive with each other. >> Yeah. We didn't none of that. People. were just And when when you do have a. cool vibe like we had, everyone's just. trying to make every scene better, right? >> You know, and like you want the guy to. be like I want him to be super funny in. this cuz it's going to be funny in the. movie. >> Well, it's like stereotypes get. created because of the worst people in. whatever category you're talking about. And if you're talking about actors, it's. not all of them. Some of them are really. cool. >> Yeah, of course. >> Like Chris Pratt, I've hung out with.

that guy a bunch of times. He's really. cool. >> Yeah. >> Easy to hang out with. Giant movie star. like but like so normal, >> right? >> I went elk hunting with that guy. >> Really? >> Yes. >> Super cool guy to everybody. Like easy. to talk to. We're eating dinner. together, all hanging out with guys. [ __ ] so normal. >> It's rare. >> Just happens to be a famous actor. That's so normal. But there's guys like. that that you meet him and you go, "Oh, okay." Okay. Like Woody Harlson, the. [ __ ] nicest guy, man. >> Woody seems awesome. >> So easy to hang. You can't get a hold of.

him. He's got no phone. He's got no. email. >> You had And I'm just a huge fan, but I. saw a clip. You had uh Billy Bob. Thornton on. >> Oh, he's the best, >> dude. I can watch that guy do [ __ ]. anything. >> The best to talk to, too. Like so easy. to talk to. >> And the other one, I think you had him. on, too. But I always see this guy in. interviews, and it's always like I end. up sharing it with everybody, is Ethan. Hawk. >> Ethan Hawk's great. I mean, his his his. wisdom and like his philosophy on on art. and on life. I'm like, this guy's like a.

messiah. He's just like so fascinating. to listen to. >> Well, he's a real artist, you know, really. And loves like I I asked him. this question because I' I've always. wanted to know like is this the same. thing as like being in the zone and. other things? Like what happens when. you're doing a scene? Why is it so. believable? I know you're Ethan Hawk. I. know that's Denzel Washington. I know. that you guys are acting, but yet I'm. in. Yeah, >> I'm in. Like, what is that? >> Yeah. >> He talked about that. That is It is like.

what it is with standup. It's like a. hypnosis. It's like they're hypnotized. They're so locked in and they believe so. much what they're saying that you. believe it too, >> right? It's it's um it's truth. It's. that the the scene reads as true. They're not making, you know, there's. there's there's times when you're. watching something and you're like, I. don't buy that. And that's why you step. out. You step out cuz you're like, that's not. >> it's performative. >> Yeah. You realize that someone is. performing rather than being like really. locked into it, whatever it is.

>> Somebody said one time, and I totally. agree, is like one of the reasons why we. revere Denzel so much is like every time. he's on screen, you believe every choice. that he makes. Yes. You know, you're. just like, I believe this. >> Yeah. There's a only a few people like. that, you know. Claire Danes is. definitely one of them. >> She's fantastic. >> So good, dude. I mean, I don't want to. give away any parts of it, but there's. this one part where she finds something. out and her [ __ ] whole face starts. shaking. >> I was like, "How are you even doing. that?". >> Yeah. It's. >> She She starts breathing heavy. Nothing.

freaks me out more than someone that. finds out something crazy and doesn't. have like a physical reaction to it. >> Cuz anybody that's ever had anything. crazy happen to them, your heart starts. racing. >> Yeah. [panting]. >> Yeah. >> You can't breathe. Yeah. And some people. just don't nail that. But she she nailed. it so hard. I felt like she really. believed it. >> Yeah. >> You know, and I believe I'm like, "Oh my. god.". >> Yeah. You start freaking out, too. >> It that scene was so good that I as I. was watching I was like, "Damn, she's. good." That's why I was thinking during. the scene, I was like, "Damn, she's. good.".

>> You have to call me when you finish. this. >> I will. >> It's it's it's so good. >> She ruled in Homeland, too. She was. great in that, too. >> Yeah. She's really a tremendous actress. Do you ever see the conversation she. had? [laughter]. She had a a conversation with uh [ __ ]. what's his name? The vaccine dancer guy. Colob Bear. And uh like she was talking. about the CIA being involved in all all. sorts of different things and see if you. can find it because he like changes the. subject like immediately. >> Really? [laughter].

>> Yeah. Because she's like saying wild. [ __ ] about the CIA. Well, the CIA being. involved in I forget exactly the context. of what you were saying. Something here. it is. >> Spy camp for us uh producers and writers. and. >> really. Yeah. >> Is it like you know? >> Yeah. So, we park ourselves in a a club. in Georgetown and talk to like real. spooks and you know, people in the. intelligence community and and the State. Department and journalists and people. who really. >> what do they tell you that like what.

what's the most surprising thing that. they've told you about their jobs or. something you would need to know from? >> Well, every year it's different, right? we've been at it for a while and and the. climate has been has changed. But this. year it was all about, you know, the. distrust between the administration and. and the intelligence world and um and. the intelligence community was suddenly. kind of allying itself with journalists, which usually ago did you start shooting. this? >> How long did you start doing this show? Like [snorts]. >> the intelligence community aligns itself.

with journalists to try to get rid of. the president. [laughter] I had I had. one time this is not the same thing but. I had a u I know somebody who was very. high up I'll just say in the. intelligence community and is older now. and I have a relationship with them and. I was talk sometimes we would talk. through it was through you know my. parents that that knew these people and. I was I would love to talk to this. person because they were so not just. wellinformed intelligent like fun to. have a conversation with and I was.

[clears throat] on the phone with And as. I asked a question, they go, "Not on the. phone." And I and I I kind of was like. repeating myself. I go, they go, "Not on. the phone." I was like, "Oh." Like it. just it was one of those moments where I. felt I was like, "Oh, okay." I was like, "Yeah, I'll see you later. Sorry.". [laughter]. >> I got so scared. >> Like I felt like I violated. >> I'm sure every phone call they make is. >> being recorded. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Especially if you have inside. information about something very. important. You're supposed to stay. secret about it and you start blabbing.

That's. >> hanging out in Scottsdale doing blow. >> Yeah. >> Talking about what do in Syria. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You wind up getting whacked by some. crazy person that kills himself. >> Car accident or something. >> Yeah. Something happens. >> Yeah. >> You know about this MIT Fusion guy that. got assassinated. >> Supposedly the same guy who assassinated. the MIT Fusion guy also went to Brown. University and shot people at Brown and. then killed himself. >> Really? >> Yeah. And a lot of people are like, "What? This guy was working on.

groundbreaking energy. He was working on. fusion at MIT. And he was also talking about the poles, the earth's poles shifting. And that. this is a natural process that happens. that we have to do to keep our. magnetosphere that protects us from the. [ __ ] rays of space. >> What is our world, dude? What is. happening? >> There's a lot of people that get killed. because they are inventing things that. are going to disrupt industries. That's. what I believe. And this is why we. scroll. It takes six hours on TikTok.

He's just like, I don't want to [ __ ]. >> Yeah. You don't want to know. You don't. certain things you don't want to know. And Kurt Mezer texts me all of them. >> Really? >> Text me all of them. Everything that I. don't want to know, they it shows up. I'm like, [ __ ] Or Dylan. Tim Dylan text. me. And I texted to them, too. If I find. something out cuz there's just so much. nutty [ __ ] in the world. But you're. like, what is going on? Like people getting whacked and. >> Yeah. It can overwhelm you.

>> It can overwhelm you. Yeah. >> Yeah. And I know so many people that are. like legitimately mentally ill because. they dwell on that stuff all day long. >> Which is why we need the escape. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> You need something. And you also should. limit your amount of time you're exposed. to all that psychotic behavior. >> because it starts shaping the way you. view people. You know, if you if you. interact with people more on social. media than you do in real life, it can. really [ __ ] your head up. >> So many people do that. >> A lot of people. >> a lot of people do that. >> Yeah. Especially that was one of the.

real problems during co too. So people. were isolated and that was the only way. they were interacting with each other. >> The [ __ ] up thing is you realize how. much those people end up like losing. that connection with other like real. people. >> They think that this is. >> Yeah. They think this is real life. >> This is the real world. >> Yeah. Yeah, >> they live in the comment section, you. know. >> It's crazy. It's just such a like it's. like eating food that has no nutrients. in it and your body's just freaking out. like where the [ __ ] are the vitamins?

Yeah, >> there's no vitamins in it. It's just. nonsense. And it's also like what percentage of it. is even real people? It's not a hundred. There's a bunch of it. It's just like. bad actors from other countries and. people with [ __ ] flags in their bios. and who knows what is going on. Yeah. >> And it's all just to try to shape. narratives. We're involved in it. Russia's involved. China's involved. Corporations are involved. There's like. entire companies that are based around. crowd campaigns about organizing attacks.

on individuals, organizing narrative. control or organizing pushing a certain. narrative. Entire businesses are built. on that where they try to shape things. and make things go viral. >> Yeah. It's nuts. There's oh my god. there's so much. >> it's a. >> complete new part of our society that. didn't exist before and it shapes the. way we view the world and it's being. purposely manipulated by people and it's. legal because safeguards haven't put. into place. >> and also the amount of times that like.

people are talking to bots. >> Mhm. >> and like losing themselves. I don't mean. like a scam. I mean like [ __ ] they're. interacting just like with you're. interacting with a computer right now. >> Uhhuh. Yeah. All the time. I started. getting these weird WhatsApp group texts. of investors, people investing in things. and how much money they're making. This. is incredible. Sign me up. And like like. all these random fake people will be in. the the little group chat talking about. how oh I can't wait to get involved in. this. You know, I'm I'm going to go all.

in on this and then trying to get you to. go, oh, I should go all in. >> I want to go all in, too. >> I should I should give you my bank. account number. >> Take a bigger position. >> Can I wire some money to you? [ __ ] man. >> And so many dumb asses get sucked into. things like that. >> The best though is when it happens to um. like somebody will be like, "I sent 80. grand to Brad Pit." And you're like, "What?" [laughter]. They're like, "Brad Pit was like. messaging me and it's just like some. 60-year-old lady and she was like, it.

was, you know, it just felt so real and. it it's like it's it's like a deep fake. He's like, "Hi, Amanda. How is how are. you today, my love? if you could just. send me $30,000 to get out of this. And. then she's like, "And I did it. I feel. like an idiot." And you're like, "Yeah, you [ __ ] thought Brad Pitt needed 30. grand." Well, here's the thing. If. you've got a scam, like there's certain. scams we allow, right? >> Yeah. >> Like here's one. Tell evangelists. We. allow that scam. Cuz if you're so dumb. that you think Robert Tilden is got a a.

red line, direct line to Jesus. >> Yeah. >> You know, you write a check to me. >> Yeah. >> The devil's going to win. He bought like. a G4. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They all do. They. all do. This is the one crazy guy that. was pointing at the reporter with the. devil. >> That's the one. No, that's not Robert. Tild. >> No, but that's the guy who. >> cuz she was asking him about that. >> Perry gave me such a deal. >> Yeah. >> Well, he just I had to take this plane. >> Oh my god. >> That guy looks crazy. >> Out. Yeah, he looks scary. But that scam.

we allow, you know? We allow certain. scams. >> Yeah, we let that one go. >> Like if you're so dumb that you buy into. that, like that's not even illegal. I do. feel so so bad though when it happens to. the elderly. I feel so terrible for. them. >> It's terrible. That guy. >> This guy. >> Kenneth Copeland. >> Yeah, this guy's. dirty fingers. Imagine that dirty finger. in your [ __ ]. >> Here's my plane, y'all. >> Dirty plane. Wealthy televangelist. defends using private aircraft in viral. exchange. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Media gave me.

>> do all of his work. He got to do all. that work. preacher who wants $54. million jet will donate old jet. What a. good guy. >> What a sweet guy. Which that guy? >> Jesse Duplantis. See like those guys. We. allow that. We allow that kind of. >> which is crazy. They should be in. prison. They're [ __ ] scumbags. >> Yeah, but they're getting people to. voluntarily get the money, which is. weird. >> Then there was the guy the one. >> this guy asked his congregation for 65. million to buy a jet. [laughter] There's.

Do you remember the one that was like. lock the doors and that was a whole. scandal? [sighs]. >> He's like shut the doors. Lock the. doors. >> Oh, for what? >> For donations. He's like we are not. >> That's right. That's right. We're not. leaving here. >> until you shut the doors. Yeah. >> Yeah. Who is that guy? Pastor locks. church door. Demands $40,000. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Ushers, close the doors. >> There's a hundred There's a thousand of. you close them doors. Ushers, close the. doors. That is so crazy. That's so.

crazy. >> Lock the doors. >> People [ __ ] do it. [laughter]. [groaning]. >> Well, there was a thing during the what. is it? Katrina or what was it down in. Houston? So, one of the floods with that. dude, the the famous one. >> Oh, yeah. >> [ __ ] the guy that has the big. [laughter] arena. >> Yeah. >> What's his name? >> Um, [ __ ] What is his name? >> [ __ ] his name, Jamie. You know what. I'm talking about. He's like. >> big [ __ ] eating grin. >> Yeah.

>> Black hair. >> Joel Ostein. >> Joel Ostein. That guy. Yeah. [laughter]. Yeah. >> He wouldn't let the homeless go. anywhere. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You can't go. No. No. No. >> Like we need places to put people. Not. in here. >> Yeah. >> It's going to be gross. >> People have lost their homes. No. No. No. No. You can't [ __ ] on my floor. >> No. Get out of here. [laughter]. >> The power of Christ. >> I think he did eventually let everybody. in under pressure. >> Wow. >> I think eventually they shamed him into. it. >> Yeah. He realized like, "Oh yeah, I got. to What would Jesus do? Oh yeah. >> Jesus would just hire more people to. clean up. >> Jesus would get the allnew Global 7500.

>> Yeah. Jesus would get a new Rolls-Royce. >> Unreal. >> Yeah. They all do it though. That's. what's funny. They all have super. expensive suits. >> and taxree, right? This is religion. Yeah. >> That's the nuttiest part. That's the. weird part about the scam. >> is that you're allowed to be taxree. >> [ __ ] a. >> That is weird. >> It is weird. It's also weird when you. think about what happens on the. corporate level. >> Mhm. that there's these corporations. that make like hundreds [snorts]. of billions of dollars and they're like, "Yeah, they didn't pay tax on this.

because they're this corporation, >> right? Those are tax loopholes, though.". >> Yeah. Well, they'll funnel it to Ireland. and. >> and and then not pay tax on. You're. like, >> "Well, supposedly that's what Jeffrey. Epstein did for people. Found those tax. loos people with tax loopholes and, you. know, he helped rich people figure out. how to. >> save money, money. >> It exists for a reason, right? They're. >> scumbags. >> Yeah. >> They've all put it in place. You know, >> powers the bego. I got you. >> They just want to make sure that they. keep the most amount of money possible.

>> Yeah. >> And then there's that thing where like. no one should be a billionaire. Well, okay, hang on. Do you like having a. [ __ ] iPhone? >> Yeah. >> Somebody had to make that. They're. working 16 hours a day. They like you. don't want to be Tim Cook. I'm not. saying Yeah. Yeah. >> You know what I'm saying? You don't want. to be Steve Jobs. Guy died young because. of it. But I guess the argument that. some people make against that is not. that that guy shouldn't be wealthy. It's. that when they have this overabundance. of wealth and that the people that also. work there don't have like certain. health coverage or something. You're.

like really like these Amazon warehouse. guys are like [ __ ] dying in the. warehouse. >> Are they? >> Well, I mean they they talk about these. work conditions that are sometimes. deplorable, right? And then you have the. people at the top with like hundreds of. billions of dollars. Like you can't. trickle any of that down to like some of. your workers. That that always seems. like a legit complaint from people to. me. >> Oh, for sure. Yeah. I mean, listen, if. they didn't work, you would have. nothing. >> Exactly. >> That's what's weird. >> This guy's doing like he's making like. $15 an hour,

>> but if he didn't start the company, they. wouldn't have a job. >> True. >> But, you know, a certain point in time, it's kind like spread it around. >> Spread around a little bit. Yeah. >> Spread it around. >> Seems like probably better for everybody. if you spread it around. Maybe people. wouldn't hate you as much. There's. always going to be people that like you. should donate it all. I mean, that's. like the the beautiful utopian. >> There is that one that did it, too. Was. it the Patagonia guy? >> Did he? >> I think it's the Patagonia guy that. became a legit billionaire and donated. almost every [ __ ] penny of it. I.

think it's him. >> I'd You know that song, I'd love to. change the world. I'd love to change the. world, but I don't know what to do. >> Is that right, Jamie? Was it him? Uh I mean I type in I just. >> first just typed in billionaire that. gave donated everything and another guy. popped up. >> There's probably a bunch of. >> It's one of those It's one of the. outdoor you know apparel people. It's an. outdoor apparel billionaire. >> who literally I think gave away like 98%.

of his. >> got to go on your guy. >> Yeah. The dude like kept like. >> to give it to cuz somebody probably took. his money. They're probably living on a. yacht somewhere. >> That's the problem. I think he gave it. to like a lot of land preservation type. of things, you know, >> good stuff. Things that make sense. Okay. Well, that's smart if you're an. outdoor company, you know, and that's. what you love. >> But it is like that almost unbelievable, >> you know what I mean? Level of. generosity that a guy won in capitalism. to that degree and was like,

>> he probably did mushrooms one day. He. was like, "What am I doing? What am I. doing? I'm living in this is a prison.". >> Yeah. >> I'm being imprisoned by all this money. >> Yeah. Maybe. >> Sam Walton was apparently like pretty. down to earth, too. You know, the the. Walmart guy got started. Yeah. I mean, he drove his like old pickup truck even. when [ __ ] was like really I mean, he. died a long time ago. His kids don't. live like that. >> I would have yelled at him if he had an. old pickup truck. If I was Joey Diaz, >> the [ __ ] are you doing with this old. pickup truck? You're balling now, cops. sucker. [laughter].

>> Yeah. >> Get a [ __ ] Cadillac at least. >> Yeah. his um his his uh you know. children and grandchildren live a very. different life. >> Of course. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. They're Nepo babies. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. That's not good. That's a tough. way to live. >> It is. When Forbes named Sam Walton. America's richest man on October 28th, 1985, people were shocked to discover he. lived a humble life in Bentonville, Arkansas with a muddy bird dog running. around the yard. He was America's. richest man in 1985. They also surprised.

choice of vehicles. 1979 Ford F-150. But. as Sam said, "Why do I drive a pickup. truck? What am I supposed to do? Haul my. dogs around in a Rolls-Royce?". >> It just wasn't who he was. >> Yeah. >> You know, >> also it's different, I think, when you. >> He made it. >> to that level as like. >> a regular guy. >> A regular. He was And he was already. like in his 40s or something, 50s. Like. it was just different for him. He wasn't. >> He wasn't handed anything. >> Don't forget who you are. Don't forget. who you are, [ __ ]. >> Yeah, he didn't. >> Well, some people do. Yeah.

>> And that is weird too, right? It's. weird. Weird when people change like. radically. >> So radically. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And but also that level of of wealth is. like not something that most people can. even comprehend. Yeah. >> No, you can't comprehend billions. He. was the richest man in the world and he. drove a pickup truck with a bunch of. dogs. Like what are you doing with your. money? >> I was watching that um that documentary. about the murder in Monaco. Did you. watch that one? >> No. What's that one? That one's was. about a guy who was one of the 200.

wealthiest people in the world. Saffron. I think is his last name. He was a. banker and um he lived an ostentatious. life. I mean like out of control, humongous villas. He had 25 security. guards around him at all times and was. like a a target and and he was murdered. in his penthouse in Monaco. >> What was he doing that everybody wanted. him dead? He just had a lot of in well. one of the things is that he he invested. or was like one of the people that got.

this Russian I don't know if it was like. Russian crypto some type of currency or. uh stock market in Russia that collapsed. when the when Russia devalued their. their uh currency by like 75% all of a. sudden one year. So billions of dollars. disappeared from people and so he became. like a target of the Russians but he. also had connections to a lot of. government. when you're when you're a. high level banker with banks everywhere, you're, you know, you're deeply. connected to some like not so great.

people. >> And so there was always like who did it? And then his wife who it was she's I. think she was he was her fourth husband. also had two other husbands die. [laughter]. One of them was like the richest guy in. Brazil. >> and he died. Um, oh boy. >> And then people suspected that this guy. Saffron's nurse may have killed him. And. there was this what the documentary was.

about. And they interviewed him. And. like the documentary is supposed like. when the documentary. >> male nurse. >> male nurse. >> um who and he was convicted. He was. convicted and he served like 10 years. And then he's in the documentary doing. the interview, right? like they they. keep interviewing him and other people. and then it's like the documentary ends. and then. the documentary filmmaker is like this. was where the documentary was supposed. to end but this guy who we just did this.

documentary about this male nurse. >> [snorts]. >> um as we were in postp production on. this got arrested for he did like some. forge check [ __ ] I think maybe in. Arizona [laughter] and got locked up and. his cellmate was like, "Yeah, he tried. to hire me to kill his ex-wife." So then. he got put on trial for soliciting to. murder his ex-wife. And then they go and. interview him again. He was like, "No, it's all [ __ ] man. I'm telling you. this [ __ ] bull." Like, but he's like, "It's a it's very strange." And it's.

it's like it's one of those things where. you're like, >> you don't think it's the guy and then. you do think it's the guy. >> What's it called? >> I think it's called Murder in Monaco. >> Monaco is a crazy place. Have you been. there? >> I've never been to Monaco. >> I've been. It's really wild though. >> It's weird. Yeah, >> there's so much money there. Everywhere. you look is a Rolls-Royce or a Ferrari. What is going on here? >> Highest like amount of millionaires and. billionaires in the the geographic like. square mile or whatever because it's so.

small actually, >> right? And if you have residency there, I believe there's like crazy tax. >> You don't pay taxes. >> You don't pay taxes. And guess what? When uh when the husband died, the wife. got her Mono Monaco citizenship like. that week and then inherited the money. and didn't pay any tax. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> How hard is it to get a Monaco. citizenship? >> I bet it's somewhat challenging, I. think. Really? >> I think so. I don't know. >> Got to meet the right people.

>> I would assume I mean I know like for. instance, you know, where it's like. impossible and there's great benefits to. it is UAE. They don't give that [ __ ] to. anybody. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. You got to be from there. >> And that's the same kind of benefits, right? >> Yes. Massive, massive benefits of being. a there even there's even a thing if. you're a UAE citizen, like if if we have. the same job and um you're a non-citizen. and I am a citizen, I get double your. salary. >> Wow. >> Just from being from UAE, things like. that. >> Yeah. Government will also pay for your.

housing, give you a car, pay for your. education. Yeah. M. >> but they have a small one of the reasons. they have extreme wealth but they also. don't have a high population of native. citizens. >> right. >> so they're able to do things like that. also. >> and they have insane oil money. >> insane especially in Abu Dhabi. >> well that's when people talk about like. the richest man in the world. >> like okay publicly. >> but those guys don't have to tell you. how much money they have. >> there's also a big difference between. being extremely wealthy holding stock.

and extremely wealthy holding cash Yeah, >> that's a real big difference. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Well, that's why it's wild what these. guys are doing with like the Saudi. Arabians are doing with boxing. >> Mhm. >> Cuz they're just going, "What fight? What do you guys want to see?". >> Yeah. >> Okay, let me call that guy. >> Yeah. >> We'll give you $100 million. Like, what? >> Yeah. And then they're like, "That ain't. [ __ ] That's fine." Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That Saudi entertainment fund is is. >> bananas. It's the government's fund. >> What was it like doing that Riad. festival? >> Fantastic. >> Yeah, >> it was fantastic. I mean, the the the. people there were amazing. Like, you.

know, there's always like you look at. things on the news and you you have your. preconceived notion of like what things. are, right? >> But when you're on the ground somewhere. and you're with people, >> you know, I was just meeting wonderful. people. We went to the they had the the. comedy club there. We went to the club. like not what we were brought there to. do. like they have like comedy pod I. think it's called. >> and it was just like I mean it was just. Saudi com like local people and the. crowd was just citizens just like and. they were all just so warm and welcoming.

and they were such huge admirers of ours. of like American comedy and American. podcasts and they were just super sweet. like they were so genuine. >> and what is the restrictions in terms of. like language and subject matter. >> uh so everybody was highly highly highly. well-versed in not just English but like. American pop culture. So everything we. talked about they got everything you. know they got everything. Um I mean I. went one the night before I went to see.

Jimmy Carr and Louie perform and like I. was I was like holy [ __ ] they get like. even like the little throwaway lines you. know like the things that aren't even. like the bit like the little jokes. >> Um the only restriction that we were. that we had was about Islam and the. royals. That was it. Which wasn't really. a. >> hard thing for most people to adhere to. because like you know like me and those. guys like we didn't have Islam or royal. jokes. We weren't we weren't cutting. anything from our acts, >> right? >> So I was like yeah by the way when we.

did. >> UAE, you know, like Dubai and Abu Dhabi, they were like do not talk about same. same thing. Don't talk about our royals. Don't talk about Islam. um don't don't. be like super graphic about but then we. did do graphic stuff and they were like. yeah that's fine. They're like just take. it easy on the on the royals and on. Islam. But I was like yeah that's not. that's not a challenge right. >> for me. >> but the the country like as far as like. the the people that we met they were all.

fantastic. They were really sweet. people. >> It's just people have a weirdness of. like you're going over there to because. it's the Saudi royal family has the. money, right? the that's the the the. Saudi family is the the family that. funds the entertainment fund, >> right? >> And then people were like they would. accuse me of what aboutism for saying. that that's the same fund that paid for. Ed Sheeran to come and Beyonce to come. to do their shows and like that's what. I'm like but how that's just facts like. it's not what aboutism. It's like that's.

the money. >> that funds entertainment, right? Correct. >> And then some people will go, "Well, >> you should do it if the money came from. like, let's say, a promoter.". >> But you're like, "Yeah, but that doesn't. exist yet.". >> Do you know what I mean? Like. >> right. >> you this is this is the system that's in. place now. Maybe in like. >> So who accused you of what aboutism? >> Just people would were so vocally upset. that we went. Yeah. And I was like. >> I mean first of all the way that I went. was that I was doing Dubai. I was like I.

was booked to do Dubai which is in UAE. Mhm. >> It was already announced. And then 3. months later, I got a call and they're. like, "Hey, do you want to do Riad? It's. like a 90minute flight." I'm like, "I'm. in the [ __ ] Middle East." Yeah, I'll. add a show. You know, like I'm I'm. there. It was like routing. >> Did you know it was a festival? >> I knew it was a festival. And then they. told me the lineup. And the lineup was. bananas, right? >> It was like Kevin Hart, Bill Bird, Dave. Chappelle. I was like, "Oh." I was like, "That sounds like a great lineup." I. didn't think. >> really like that I was doing something.

that would ups. I had no idea. I had no. idea. And then. >> you didn't think it would be something. that people would get offended by. I. mean, the people that were most offended. were the comics that weren't invited. >> Yeah, [laughter] there's a lot of them. >> I know. There's a lot of them that like. a lot of them were super vocal. And I'm. like, you can't sell a ticket in. Houston. I don't know why you're upset. about Riad. Like, no one's going to see. you anyway, >> right? >> It was a bunch of like 50-year-old. feature acts that were upset. >> And then we went over there, >> had a great time. Um, and I actually. think that like one of the things that. was overlooked is the fact that we were.

all saying they're like, "Oh, you you. had to adhere to I was like, "Dude, I. told you the two restrictions, which I. we had didn't affect my act." And I do. think it's a sign of their progress that. they put on this festival and that we. were saying all kinds of wild [ __ ] like. the [ __ ] that we say on stage without. talk. We didn't talk about Islam, >> right? >> I mean, that wasn't a crazy thing to me. Like I think that that's showing because. what's happening actually there is that.

right now the entertainment hub of the. Middle East is Dubai. That is the. entertainment hub of the Middle East. That's where people go. That's their. Vegas. Big shows, spectacles, all types. of [ __ ] Saudi Arabia is like, "No, we. want to be the hub." And they have super. deep pockets. And so they're trying to. be the to compete with Dubai in. entertainment. >> That's that's what like the fuel of this. is, >> right? >> And putting on this festival.

>> to me felt like that's that's a path. towards their goal of like entertainment. can be here and they put on a great. festival, treated us fantastic. You. know, people get I don't mind if people. are like you can be mad be mad about. whatever you want. I I don't care. But. as an experience, it was an amazing. experience and I do think that they'll. continue to put on these festivals. It'll be very interesting to watch as. this festival continues who goes who. gets invited and goes who was against it.

at the beginning cuz you know it's going. to be a few people and I I have some. screenshots that I've saved. So we'll. see who goes. >> maybe perhaps. It's interesting. It's. it's interesting that comics are held to. a higher standard than singers or or. other people that perform over there. >> Yeah. I mean, >> it is weird though, you know, because. it's like comedy uniquely challenges the. idea of free speech. >> Yeah, sure. Yeah, that makes sense. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But I mean, >> because it's not like if someone says. don't sing any songs about Islam, you're. like, well, I don't have any songs.

>> But I have to say that also like some of. these comics who are saying this like, oh, you know, you don't have free speech. and you adhere to these restrictions. It's like, have you ever done a private? Have you ever done a university? I have. >> Yeah. >> They had restrictions. >> Yeah. >> You know, they were like, don't talk. about our mascot. Don't talk about this. Don't talk about that. >> Yeah. And specifically, if you don't. have that in your act already, then the. question is, should you be working for. those people because of what happened. with Jamal Kosigible? That's that's. everyone's big argument. I think Dave. had the best line about that. Yeah. >> It's like Israel killed 240 journalists.

last month. >> Yeah. >> You know, like what are you talking. about? >> I mean, >> in the last three months, >> it's a fair point. >> It is a fair point. >> Yeah. It's um it's just different, right? Like one guy was sawed up in an. embassy, taken away in suitcases. Not. good. >> It's a It's horrific what happened. >> But also, I mean, if you want to like go. down that that line of that that. argument, >> then you shouldn't be working in America. either. >> I mean, that's that's like, are we. saying that only their awful thing is. worth.

>> Well, they're funding it, right? As. opposed to like if you work in America, it's not the CIA doesn't fund a comedy. show. >> Sure. Sure. >> You know what I mean? >> Okay. Well, I mean these Yeah, there's a. lot of. >> there's a lot of ways to look at it. And. if if it if it really upsets you, my. position is good. >> Well, the other thing, let it upset you. >> Yeah, let it upset you. The other thing. that like culturally it is a good thing. to bring great comics over to Saudi. Arabia. >> I think so. >> Good for people to hear what these Jimmy. Carr and you and Louie and Bill and all.

these comics have to say and Dave. It's. a good thing for the culture. Like, it's. a good thing for hum. It's a good thing. to open up society and it seems like. outside of this whole Jamal Kosigible. thing which again is undef indefensible. right. >> outside of that this is a more. progressive organization like they are. letting women drive now they're like. slowly this is coming into a more modern. >> it is progress it is a sign of progress.

whether people accept that or not it is. a sign of of progress there. >> yeah I mean it doesn't it doesn't help. the people there if you never interact. with them ever again because of. something their government did. >> The the Exactly. And and I have to tell. you if you saw the faces of these people. that we were performing for and the I. mean when you could cuz sometimes. they're like this but [laughter]. the like how genuinely thankful and. excited they were to be at these shows. It was awesome. Lived in Saudi Arabia. you never would have imagined you'd see.

a lineup like that. >> Oh my god. I mean some of the guys they. were telling us they were like dude like. 10 years ago they're like nothing like. this could have ever ever happened here. >> So I don't know how you don't see that. as some type of progress. >> What's up Jamie? >> I just stumbled across something insane. Uh. this is on the justice websites. justice.com. Justice. >> Jamie scrolling through. >> I don't know how you No, I just saw a. tweet and clicked the link. >> Okay. >> Uh. >> what is this? >> Corner of the screen says J Epstein. >> Jeffrey Epste killing himself. >> What?

That's the date. >> So, uh, what is he doing here? >> I don't know. It's a 12 second video. that someone found on their website. >> Let me see that again. Put that up. >> Can you pause it and make it larger? >> Yeah. [clears throat]. >> So, is he hanging himself there? Is that. what this is? >> Looks like he's leaning. >> I'm not showing it on screen cuz I. don't, you know, I don't even know what. this is, >> but I don't even know if that's like. what his It looks like plain white hair. I don't know if it was, you know. >> Well, he definitely had white hair, >> but like that's the date. Is that of Is. that him with a thing wrapped around his.

neck and he's trying to kill himself? >> I don't That's almost. >> the So, one thing that's important was. uh he had a previous suicide attempt. supposedly. >> when he was locked up. >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> I mean that's one of the reasons why he. was under like 24-hour supervision. That's the case, right? Didn't he have a. previous suicide attempt? >> I don't even know if someone found this. [snorts]. >> That's crazy. >> That's on the government website. But. you imagine that they've had this. footage the whole time. Is that real?

>> I'll show you how I found it. >> Yeah, but you know what I'm saying? It's. like, who knows what's real. I watched a. a cruise ship hit a bridge and the. bridge fell apart and everybody died. It's fake. >> It's fake. >> Oh yeah. For like a half of a second. though, I was like, [gasps]. >> yeah. >> Like, oh my god. I thought it happened. today, like some new tragedy. And then. I'm like, wait, >> how much better are they going to get at. that, too? >> Oh, it's going to be impossible to tell. It's so much better than it just was. just a couple of years ago. So, it says. someone guessed the URL of the files. that were uploaded to DOJ's website that. were not announced yet and found the.

video. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Okay. And then they corrected it. It. says it's 100% fake. >> Oh, but it's on that website still, which is. >> it's on the Justice Department. >> So, I guess that means there's fit on. the website. >> Oh, boy. This video is 100% fake with a. visual indeed released by the DOJ. It. seems it's a collection of files. collected by investigators and this fake. video originated on 4chan. [laughter]. >> All right. >> So, even they're getting. >> 4chan strikes again. Wow. >> Yeah, man. There's It's going to be. impossible to know in the future. [snorts]. There's no way to tell.

>> There's no way. There's no way. >> Real [ __ ] weird. >> cuz already with the voice stuff is. crazy. Like I can listen to something. like your voice and I'll be like and. then find out that it's fake. I didn't I. mean I I. >> they can alter it to make you excited, make you a little sad here. >> And in like your case, in my case, there's just thousands of hours of us. speaking, >> so it's even easier. >> Oh yeah. And that won't even matter in. the future. It's like with the newer. technology, they'll be able to. manipulate it. >> and it's going to get way better. >> Yeah, >> that's what's I mean, what does that.

even mean? >> What does it mean? >> Tom Sigura, tell everybody once again, >> guys, please. >> Awesome comedy special. >> Uh, it's called Teacher. It's on. Netflix. When does this come out? >> Uh, you're in the. >> Sorry, I didn't mean to play this sound. This will be out tomorrow. So. >> Oh, great. Yeah. So tomorrow comes out. Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve on Netflix. It's called Teacher. Um I'm very excited. about it. I thank you so much for. watching it um over this holiday break. Um I. >> It's a good time to release.

>> I tore for two years to get ready for. this one. I'm very happy with it. So I. hope you hope you enjoy it. >> Well, if it's any of the stuff that I've. been watching, it's going to be awesome. >> Thanks, brother. Killing it. >> Thank you so much. Thanks for having me. >> Beautiful to see. >> I'm excited. >> I'm I'm happy. >> All right, that's it. Bye, everybody. Merry Christmas. >> Merry Christmas. [music].