Joe Rogan Experience #2414 - Brian Simpson

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe. Rogan Experience. TRAIN BY DAY, JOE. ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT. ALL DAY. UH DID you watch it? Did you watch the. UFC? Oh my god. Islam Makhachev. [ __ ] dude goes up one weight class, goes. up to 170. He was the 55-lb most. dominant champion ever, most title. defenses at 55 ever, and just dominates. at 170. Like Yeah. every round. People. are saying it's boring, but listen, man.

It's boring if you're a casual. The fact. that he was able to do it every round. It was a little frustrating cuz you want. to Jack to. try to adjust, but he couldn't, man. Is. Islam shut his game down right away. He. low kicked the [ __ ] out of his front leg. real quick, had him limping real quick, like within the first round he had hit. it three or four times bad. I mean I I. imagine being Khabib, you know, just. your protege is coming in. Khabib's even.

better than him. Right. That's what's so. crazy. That's how good those guys are. I mean but Khabib he's not better stand. up though. He is. Islam has really good stand up. Like his. stand up Khabib's stand up was a means. to an end. It was like his stand up was. to crack you so he could get a hold of. you and [ __ ] you up. Just drag you to. the ground and smash you. That was. Khabib's move. But Islam's [ __ ]. KO'ing people, man. It's different. >> Yeah. He's different. He's head kicking. Volkanovski. That's a It's like a. different level stand up. Yeah, Khabib. said you won't be better than me. Crazy.

Crazy. >> boys are here to stay. You know what's. crazy, dude? Belal Muhammad, you know, who was the champ at welterweight, went. down to Dagestan and trained with those. guys. And he was like, "I thought I. trained hard. I really did. I thought I. trained hard until I trained with those. guys.". >> That's why I'm going to follow that. advice. If I ever have a son, I'm just. dropping him as soon as he hit puberty, I'm dropping him off in Dagestan. Say, "Leave him here. Forget." That's. the thing they always say. Take him to. Dagestan, 2 to 3 years, forget. >> for real. For real.

>> Then he comes he comes back telling you. what to do. How are you going to [ __ ]. with that? Cuz that's real. That's how. those dudes are really rolling out. there. That's how they're really living. They're They pray five times a day. They're super religious. There's no. gambling. There's no drinking. There's. no partying. There's just training. Just. training and training with a bunch of. [ __ ] animals. Eating together, training together, just getting after it. every day. And then as iron sharpens iron cuz. everyone who comes out of there is a a.

[ __ ] killer. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah, you you got to be. real You know most people don't want to. live that life. Yeah, and they don't. forgive the disrespect. No. You know, they just [ __ ] Dillon Danis. up this past weekend. Did you see that? >> Oh yeah. Yeah, that was the fight in the. crowd. >> Yeah. Yeah. You got to watch You got to. watch what you say. Bro, and they're you. know The Dagestanis, they're not talking. [ __ ] for promotional purposes. No. No. >> No, no, no. You got to be real careful. No, that's down in the marrow of the. bones. Do you think that there would.

ever be like Do you think Conor could. ever apologize to Khabib and like bury. the hatchet or is it too He would have. to It would have to be in private. And. you would have to really mean it, man, you know. He would have to really mean. it and you'd have to convince Khabib. that you really meant it. And that it was all you know cuz he just. doesn't play that game, that talking. [ __ ] to sell a fight game. He doesn't. play that game. >> No. Especially when it comes to like his. wife, his people. >> Oh, everything, man. Everything. >> I saw a clip of DC. saying like he did he had like Conor on.

his show one time and Khabib was like, "No. What's that about?" Mhm. Yeah, like. that's my enemy. Right. >> And you're my friend. Yeah. >> Yeah. You know, DC was like, "Oh yeah, I had. to I didn't look at it that way, but I. had to check myself like Yeah, cuz. you're if you're a journalist, if you're. or if you're doing a podcast, you're. going to have some people on that don't. like people that are close to you. But. you got to like that can only go to a. certain level. You know, if someone is. your like sworn enemy and this other guy. is your training partner and your. brother, you can't really have that guy.

on. Oh yeah, of course not. Absolutely. not. Like there's there's no scenario. with with Khabib is going to be friendly. with Jon Jones cuz he knows the history. Like he might be respectful, but he he. ain't going to catch him kicking it. Yeah. No. Well, I think Jon and DC have. pretty much buried the hatchet. Really? Yeah. I think they have. I think they. communicated. I think they I think they've had some. interaction. You know, it's like. Look, when you have two bitter rivals. like that and one guy comes out on top,

there's just always going to be that. way. Always forever. Yeah, cuz they're. different kind of people. I I forget. that sometimes. Like the competitive the. people that are like ultra competitive. Totally different kinds of human beings, man. It doesn't go away. Their drive is. is like. you don't understand it. You don't live. it, you know? Yeah. And like. wrestlers, like elite wrestlers, are the. only people that train the way like. Khabib and his crew train. Like in any. other combat sport, like if you're. coming over from kickboxing and you.

know, and then you want to fight MMA. and you know, you think you Well, I've. already trained like an animal already. Like. Yeah. There's a difference. There's a. difference in the kind of exhaustion. that you get from like hardcore. wrestling training. And that's something. that these guys have that. It's like that's why wrestling is the. number one base for MMA cuz anybody who. gets really good at wrestling you got to. be a [ __ ] animal. You got to be a.

[ __ ] animal. Yeah, I wrestled in high. school the first couple years and it was. like I was like, "This ain't for me.". You know, it was. It It was hard It's hardcore, man. Like. >> So hard. >> It's It's because besides the technique. and stuff, you have to be able to. suffer. You're training to suffer. >> Yep. Yeah, you they they break you all. the way down every single practice. >> Training to suffer and then the losing. weight, the losing weight and competing. on the same day, you know. I I went to school with this kid. He was. 5'6". He always His brother's like 6 ft,

6 ft 1. It's cuz he wrestled all. throughout his childhood and cut weight. all through his childhood. He. essentially starved himself and stunted. his growth. Yeah, well my my friend. Jeffrey, um. you know Bernie used to work at the. club. He used to perform at the club, but he he's he was a wrestling guy, you. know. Did real well in California and all. that. And now he like he doesn't he. doesn't know when he's hungry. Oh Jesus. Christ. >> You know, like he's he just has to eat. cuz he's like, "Oh, I haven't eaten in.

but Wow. >> his whatever connection it is like. >> He broke it. Yeah, like he'll forget to. eat. >> That's crazy. Yeah. It's like that that. it could really [ __ ] with you. So. usually it [ __ ] with guys the other way. where they cut weight too long and then. they just blow up like balloons when. they don't have to fight anymore. They. get crazy and they just can't stop. eating. They develop really eating. disorders. It's like it's really common. amongst guys who cut weight. >> when I quit. I quit I did I did a. tournament and. and it was my it was the first. tournament my brother was coming to see. me. And uh. and and I missed weight by.

a pound or something like that. And so I. ended up I still got to wrestle, but it. was like the all the in the losers. bracket or wrestled the. you know, people off on the side. And. there was a guy that he had on what I. know now is an insulin pump. But I. didn't know at the time. >> told me this. Yeah. And he just kept [ __ ] me up and. cuz I didn't I was scared to hurt him. and he didn't give a [ __ ] about me. And. I got my ass whooped and then and then. when it was finally all over I was like, "Huh." And I went to the vending machine. and I I [ __ ] opened the soda bottle.

and I was like, "Ah.". And my coach came over. He was like, "What the [ __ ] are you doing?". You know, and I was like, "The. tournament's over." He was like, "You. missed weight. You going to come over. here and get snacks?". And it was and I was one of them kids. who like. I was just defiant. I was like, "Fuck. you.". You know, and that was the last time. that was the last time he saw me. I was. like, "I'm going to. You know, cuz if that's what this is. going to be, I can't do it. No snacks after losing. Yeah, especially missing weight. I mean. he had Looking back, he had a point. >> did you miss it by? A pound. Mhm.

I missed it by a cuz cuz cuz you know. it's like you can't It's certain. households where like you. you know, my mom my mom didn't give a. [ __ ] about no making weight. You going. to eat that food. You know, it wasn't. like I didn't have control over my diet. Right. Yeah. So then you would just have. to run it off. Ooh. Yeah, run it off. >> You ever figure out how much calories. you actually like. burn when you do a hard workout? It's. not as much as you think. >> No. Like this dude, I forget what he.

ate, but he had some crazy meal with. like [ __ ] pancakes, pizza, and all. kinds of [ __ ] like 10,000 calories or. something like that. And then he went. running to burn off the calories and he. tracked it like on an app. He ran for 10. hours. He ran like 30 miles. Like a marathon. >> Yeah, dude's in really good shape. But. when he did this, like he was tracking. like where his his cal how many calories. he had burned so far. And it took him. like a marathon. Like 30 hours of.

running. To to burn off 1,000 calories? 30 miles rather. 30 miles of running. No, it was more than It was like 10,000. calories. Whatever it was. You know, I. forget what he ate. It was like pancakes. and all kinds of crazy [ __ ] Very. calorie But the purpose was like to see. what happens if you eat all this stuff. Like what does it actually take to burn. this off? So he measures all the. calories and then he just goes out. running. Yeah, it's kind of it's kind of. disappointing when you realize It takes. a long time. It takes a long time to. burn off 10,000 calories. Like that's a.

lot of working out. >> That's why I'm I know I'm going to stay. fat till I die. You know, I could cuz I. I got this I got this row machine and it. like it tries to tell you how many and. it's it is more discourag- discouraging. than anything. I had to turn that [ __ ]. off. >> Did you lose any weight when you did. that carnivore diet for a month? >> Oh yeah. How much did you lose? Um. I don't know, maybe like 10 lb. >> Yeah, well, imagine if you did that for. like 6 months. Oh yeah, yeah, the diet. >> you could? The diet is everything. Yeah, that's the whole way to lose weight. You.

don't really lose weight in the gym. I. mean, you do. You lose a little weight. Your body gets toned, you get healthier. That's all good. But the real way you. lose weight is your diet. Yeah, yeah, it's just discipline. Uh it's hard. You know. It's hard. It. was easier when I was poor. You know. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Of. course. But it's it's cuz I always I try. to tell people this, but it's like. When you when you're your own boss, you. can't also be a shitty employee. Right.

You know? Like I'm the one setting the rules, but. I'm also the one enforcing the rules, and I'm like. You good. Yeah, that's funny. >> Get it next time. Yeah, you almost have. to create a boss in your brain for like. certain things that you have to do. Like. a general. Just tells you what to do. You just. you just [ __ ] go do it. Yeah. Got to. be a robot. David Goggins could could. could definitely sell an app, just a. motivational app. He could, but Calls. you a [ __ ] every morning. I mean, really all you need to do is. just go watch his videos. If you want to.

get motivated, just go watch those that. guy's videos. Yeah. What Do people ever go to like. just go stay with him? Yeah, he's done. that before. David Iler, is that who it. was? No, what was his name? Uh. Who he stayed with? The yeah, the dude. that wrote the book. Yeah. [ __ ] I can't believe I can't remember. his name. Like he's on some like Damon. Dash page [ __ ] where like he'll just. Well, he not not really. No, this dude. was writing a book. Jesse Itzler? Yes. That's it. Um stayed with him and you.

know, David's like, all right, we're. going to train. And you know, you're. going to do whatever the [ __ ] I tell you. to do, and we're going to do it I forget. how many days he did it for. He wrote Did he wrote a book about it, right? Like living with a Navy SEAL? No. I said I think he I think he did it for. like 30 days. This You probably got to. pass a physical just to. Oh yeah, you could die. You could. definitely die. You could definitely. have a heart attack. >> that's the thing, he don't care if he. die. Right. Yeah. Remember he had he had. some something happened, some kind of. heart thing. >> Rhabdomyolysis. He had rhabdomyolysis.

He's had a bunch of things. He's had. He's had heart surgery. Uh but he had. rhabdomyolysis that he got because. rhabdo's when you push yourself so hard, let's put that into Perplexity, our. sponsor. Find out exactly what. rhabdomyolysis is. Cuz I'm going to [ __ ] this up. Um. What is Perplexity? We got a We got a AI. sponsor. No [ __ ]. >> Perplexity, yeah. It's like a doctor? No, it's a it's an AI. It's an AI um. large language model, and it gives you. answers. Um so, process is when muscle tissue.

damaged by trauma, ex- excessive. exercise, prolonged immobility, metabolic or genetic disorders, infections, toxins, or certain. medications. So, obviously in David. Goggins's case, excessive exercise. So, the muscle cell breaks down, substances. like myoglobin, creat-. creatine kinase, electrolytes, and. enzymes leak into the blood. Myoglobin. filtered by the kidneys can cause urine. to turn dark brown or red, and in large. amounts can cause acute kidney failure.

So, when your piss starts looking like. Diet Coke, that's when you know you got. a problem. I think you just gave. Hollywood the worst idea. No. Instead of. people coughing into a napkin so you. know they're sick, they're going to be taking a piss that's. going to turn like syrup. Well, it's. only if someone works out so hard that. your body's breaking down. That's really. what it is. Like you're literally. working yourself to death. Yeah. But then this Then this crazy. [ __ ] finished the race. Mhm. He. went to the hospital. He went to the. hospital, recovered in the hospital, went back to the exact spot where he.

stopped, and completed the race. And. then did like 100 push-ups at the finish. line. It's like, you just went to the hospital. for doing extra. You just can't You know, you just have. to accept that's who he is. Yeah. >> That's who he is. He's got no knee. cartilage, he still runs. He's just a different He's a different. human. But again, it's like the Dagestan thing. Like there's levels to discipline and. commitment. And those guys have It's a. very high It's also like very high-level.

training, too. It's not just discipline. It's like they're very technical. Abdulmanap, who is Khabib's dad, was a. phenomenal trainer. Just just. phenomenal. >> But where did where did he learn all of. this [ __ ] Well, it's all, you know, Russian [ __ ] and they all have like a. long history of like I I think his dad. Let's Let's Let's Google this just to. make sure I'm not speaking out of my. ass. But, you know, you got to think of like. [ __ ] or combat [ __ ] is that's where. Fedor Emelianenko came from, too.

So, Russian [ __ ] is like MMA, but they. wear like a judo gi top, and they have. shorts on and wrestling shoes, MMA. gloves, and [ __ ] headgear. And they. have combat [ __ ] championships. They. throw each other using the gi. They have. They have ground and pound. They're. kicking and punching. It's It's a crazy. sport. >> it's like judo mixed with It's judo. mixed with MMA. Uh But they're wearing. wrestling shoes. Like it is It's really.

kind of crazy. But there's no ground and. pound? There's ground and pound. Yeah, it's basically kind of MMA. So, Abdulmanap uh he was named by the. Russian Book of Records as the most. successful combat [ __ ] coach in the. country. Uh so, he was the head coach of Eagles. MMA, coached two UFC champions, his son. Khabib Nurmagomedov, as well as Islam. Makhachev. Um but so, he practiced from a young age. while serving in the Soviet Army Soviet. Army began to practice judo and [ __ ]. First big success as a coach came with.

his brother, Nurmagomed Nurmagomedov won at the World. [ __ ] Championship for Ukraine's. national team in '92. He trained a total. of 18 world champions through his. coaching career. That's how good that. guy was. 18 world champions. That's. crazy. Show Show them a video of combat. [ __ ] Like um. How about show Fedor competing in combat. [ __ ] It's kind of crazy when you see. him cuz he was competing in combat. [ __ ] I believe, while he was also. fighting in MMA.

He was still competing for. for Russia in combat [ __ ]. >> And there's a difference between combat. [ __ ] and some other kind? Yeah, well, there's [ __ ] which is like um just the. grappling art of [ __ ] But like look at. this. They They're fighting with. punches, with the grappling gi on, and. shoes on. This is crazy, right? Oh, wow. Isn't that nuts? They got wrestling shoes on, shin pads. Oh, no knees. Yeah. Um they they can't throw knees here? Is. that what's going on? I mean,

>> know. I don't know what the rules are. >> Cuz I feel like if they if they could, he would have thrown them right there. Pretty crazy, man. So, that's Fedor when he was world. champion in MMA. Maybe the greatest of all time. He's. definitely in the argument of the. greatest of all time. Fedor? Yeah, it's. the argument is him, Cain Velasquez for. heavyweight. Um. Francis Ngannou, and Jon Jones now. Uh that is a heavyweight, but he hasn't. really The The only heavyweights that he. really beat really beat Stipe when Stipe.

was kind of. at the end of his career, and he beat. Gane. But he caught Gane in a guillotine. real early. Clearly one of the greatest fighters of. all time. But the argument of him being. the greatest heavyweight is only got two. heavyweight fights. Um then the other guy um. is Fabricio Werdum. Fabricio Werdum. on paper has one of the best arguments. cuz he tapped everybody. He tapped all. the world champions. Fabricio And people. forget, man, because they only look at a. guy when the guy's lost. They Like MMA. fans, once someone loses and they start.

they have a few losses in a row, people. forget how good they were when they were. in their prime. And Fabricio Werdum in. his prime. tapped Fedor Emelianenko, Cain. Velasquez, and Minotauro Nogueira. And. and Which is crazy. What you saying. there's a window, right? Was it 9 years? >> 9 years when fighters can be at their. peak their best. >> heavyweight window gets shortened real. fast. Yeah, it gets shortened. What's. the most defenses in a heavyweight? It's Stipe. Stipe has the most.

>> Uh let's find out. It's just three. Stipe Miocic is the He's the consensus. most successful heavyweight of all time. You could say maybe he's the greatest of. all time. You know, it's all when you catch him. I. mean, the guy got through Francis in. that first fight when Francis was just. like taking people's heads off like they. were attached with sticky glue. With. three, yeah. Three. >> Yeah. You would think it would be more. than three, right? >> No, man. Cuz like cuz cuz every all the. other weight classes like uh. what's light heavyweight? It's like. five. >> Hold on, scroll back up. Oh, this thing.

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the craziest one. >> Right. And then lost it to Francis. No. Lo- No, defended against Francis. Oh, no, no, no, I [ __ ] this up. He. defended against Francis, then got. knocked out by Cormier. Cormier knocked. him out. >> Oh, after Francis' fight. >> No, you're absolutely right. >> Then they fought a second time and Stipe. beat him, stopped him. That was the time. when he was hooking him to the body. >> yeah. >> god. He had that beautiful left hook to. the body that he he just had wired. So, he beat Daniel. He beat Daniel again. He. beat him by decision in the third fight.

And then in the next one he fought. Scroll up. In the next one he fought. Francis again and got KO'd. And that was. a brutal one. And then Jon Jones hit him. with that brutal beautiful spinning back. kick to the body. Um. but it's like he's in the argument too. for one of the greatest of all time. My. thing about Fabricio, though, is like. people forget like how hard it is to. submit a guy like Fedor Emelianenko or a. guy like Cain Velasquez. And to be the. guy that submits all like out of the.

guys who you consider possibly all-time. greats, he submitted three of them. That's nuts. >> When Velasquez first came on the scene, I thought nobody was going to be able to. beat him. Bro, he was a monster cuz he. he was a heavyweight with cardio like a. lightweight. It was nuts. There was. nothing like that. Yeah, but everybody everybody has their. day, man. >> Mhm. Yeah, there's nobody that's going to. beat him. I mean Well, what happened. with Cain is he didn't adjust to Mexico. City. So, they had a fight. Cain and Fabricio fought in Mexico City.

And uh Mexico City, I think it's like. 7,000 ft above sea level. >> What? Yeah. Put that in there. Let's see what. Plexico says about that. I'm pretty sure. that's the case, though. I think it's. about 7,000 ft above sea level and it's. real thin air. Also, it's a lot of. pollution. So, it's not like the best. air. Like it's it's not much air and. it's polluted. And uh Fabricio. got there way early, like months months. in advance. Uh 7,350 ft. Yeah.

Above sea level. So, real real high. altitude already. So, your cardio is. already going to be taxed if you're a. heavyweight. >> Yeah, that's crazy. That's 2,000 ft. above Denver. >> Well, why didn't he go? Did he have a. good reason? I think there was some. domestic issues. Oh, man. >> So, I think someone didn't want him. leaving. You know, and. he got he only got a chance to be out. there I think for 2 weeks. And that's. not enough time. That's not even close. >> Not even close. Uh Fabricio was up there. I think for 6 months. I think they told.

him that he was going to be fighting for. the title and I think he went up there. for I might be talking out of school, but it was many months. It was at least. 4 months. And he was up in the mountains. above Mexico City. So, he's like, "Fuck. it. Let's go 9,000 ft. Let's get crazy.". And so got accustomed to even higher. altitude. And then when he came down, he. was in prime shape. And then he caught. Cain in a guillotine and submitted him. It was nuts. It was like seeing him He's. like I said, he's submitted three of the.

greatest of all time. Like that that alone you got to think. So, he showed up 2 months ear- Werdum. did his homework prior to the fight, showed up 2 months early and established. a training camp in the mountains. conditioning his body even higher. elevation around 12,000 ft. So, I was. wrong on both counts. It wasn't 4. months, it was 2 months. And he was at. 12,000 ft, which is [ __ ] crazy. Yeah, that's um. Yeah, that's. >> "For the first 2 weeks I was here, felt. as if I'd never trained before at all. I. was so tired.".

So, if you got used to doing that, okay. So, okay, Cain only went 10 days early. Oh my god. >> like that's some [ __ ] that Georges. St-Pierre would do just for every fight. Just Right. Get in an oxygen deprivation. tank or something. Well, B.J. was doing. that for a while. B.J. Penn was sleeping. in a tent. See, it was a plastic tent. that he would uh seal off and would. sleep inside of it. Like he'd put it up. around his bed and there was a thing. that you you that sucked oxygen out of. the air there and it made it like you.

were sleeping at high elevation. Apparently, that's the move. The move is. sleep at high elevation, but train at. low elevation. And the reason for that. is when you train at low elevation, you. have more oxygen, you can get more reps, you can put in more rounds, you can put. in more work. >> Mhm. So, and then the recovery is where. you really want your body to be. adapting. So, then once you're done. training, go back up Like say if you. were training in like in like in the.

valley and then you went up to Big Bear. and you were sleeping at Big Bear, which. is like I think Big Bear's like 6,000 ft. or something like that. But doesn't that. only work if you if the fight is at. is not at elevation? Like if you're. fighting at No, the idea of sleeping at. altitude is all you need. Sleeping at. alt- altitude gets your body. It's the whole thing is about getting. your body to sort of adapt to this new. altitude. >> you just sleep at altitude, you can. fight at altitude. Exactly. >> Oh, okay. >> Exactly. You'll have more oxygen. You'll.

have more and you'll you'll be able to. work harder. Like this So, so it's like. they used to think training and sleeping. at altitude is the move. But now they. think actually it's probably better and. maybe this is debated. Um I'm not sure. if like the the there's a consensus is. out, but I think what they're saying now. is train at sea level and then sleep at. altitude. Which makes sense. It makes sense. Yeah, yeah. That's for people that's already. training. Yeah. Definitely.

>> Yeah. Definitely. I run out of breath just going up to. altitude. That's why that's why Denver. whenever you go to Denver. like I love doing comedy there, but it's. so it's so dry. It's dry. It's so dry. your boogers get sharp. >> Yep. Yeah, your your nose starts to bleed. >> Yeah, your skin is all flaky and [ __ ]. >> Mhm. There's no air. And then, you know, you can get higher. than that, too. You can go to Aspen. When they used to have the Aspen Comedy. Festival they used to have oxygen. waiting for you backstage. What?

>> Yeah, in case dudes started fainting. >> Why'd they stop that? I don't know. I. think you know, they stopped a bunch of. those comedy festivals. They had Where. did was the original one? Was it. Montreal? And then they started doing it. in Aspen. And I think they did it in. Vegas, too, for a while. If I remember correctly. It was the same. people. >> But it used to See, those things used to. be effective. It used to be you would, you know, take time off the road, go to. Montreal, do your best set, and maybe. you'd get a development deal. And if you. got a development deal, maybe you'd get.

a sitcom. That was a whole That was the. carrot that they dangled in the end of. the stick. >> potentially. >> Yeah. Like for some people it was. career-changing. It really was. Um but. that stopped. And then so it was like, "Why are we going to these festivals? Because I'm not getting anything out of. this other than you selling tickets.". >> Well, I think that I think that that's. happened that happened What happened to. most of the institutions in comedy or. just show business period is. the people that used to be the. tastemakers, the people that used to. tell the business. >> Mhm. who was next.

>> Yeah. I think people get cuz this happens all. the time. There'll be some good There'll. be some Somebody will start a comedy. show, then all of a sudden somebody will. get make it from that show. Mhm. And. then it becomes the show in the scene. >> Mhm. or in the city. And then they start. wanting to maintain that reputation. So, instead of them just [ __ ] with who. they believe in. they'll wait to see who has a little. momentum. Yeah. >> So, they they kind of give it up. They. wait for the industry to tell them who's. popping. >> Right.

>> And yeah, it happened to the store, it. happened to JFL, it happened to all. these places. It maybe people are maybe. it's coming back now. But you also have. to realize who are these people. They're. just people that got jobs working for. whatever media company that is, whether. it's NBC or Netflix or whatever it is. They're just people that got jobs. They. might not have any idea like how a joke. is made, what the process is of. developing material, who's got talent, who's derivative. They probably they. might not have any idea. But what they. do is they lick their [ __ ] finger and.

they hold it up and whichever way the. wind's blowing, they pretend they're a. genius. And that's what they do. And. often times they'll dismiss someone who. turns out to be the best one of the lot. It's real common, man. And then they. always want to stand by those ideas. Like, "Ah, I don't see it." And like, "Okay, the guy's [ __ ] selling out. arenas. Like I think you missed it." And. but it happens a lot. It happens a lot. with these folks cuz they they're. they're not artists. They're just. business people and they're pretending. to be artists. It's weird. Like some of.

them give you advice. But some people do. have like there's a there's a. there's a talent. for dealing with talent that some people. do have. >> Adam Eget. Right. Adam Eget's a perfect. example because Adam is an artist whose. like job is to. be a talent coordinator. But he's. genuinely an artist. Like he's he gets. it. He's a he thinks like a comic. He. behaves like a comic. He was a funny. co-host of Norm Macdonald show. You. know, when Norm had that show, Adam Adam.

was on that show with him. Yeah. Like he. gets it. He understands the business. >> He'll hit you He'll hit you with a. zinger from time to time. He's a funny. dude. >> Yeah, he got a couple in the chamber. He's a funny dude, but he's also a smart. dude. Like and and he knows potential. He sees someone and he can give them. genuinely good advice. Like genuinely. like you could take this and develop it. this way. Maybe you need to work on. this. Maybe you need to. you know. >> But you know, more importantly, I think. he has he has the courage of his. convictions where it's like. like when I when I first got to.

Hollywood. you know, I went over you know, I went. everywhere at least once or twice. And. you know, peo- some people you know, people like, "Hey, come back next week.". or you know, you got to wait till this. time or whatever. Everyone saw me saw me. at least once. Adam saw me and he was the only person. that was like, "Come back next week.". Like I'm going to You get a You get a. spot next week.". It's cuz he gets it. Yeah. Yeah. >> he start he started [ __ ] with me. immediately. And there wasn't any. hesitation at all. It was like from the. time I met him, I was just getting spots at the store. Yeah. Yeah. And so to to to do that to.

have that belief in your in your eye, you know, instead of needing other. people's cuz of cuz of how most of show. business works is everybody's just No. one wants to be the first one on your. dick, but no one wants to be the last. one. So, even if they see something they. think is dope, they'll be like, "Does. anybody else think it's dope?" Right. >> No? Okay, me neither. Right. >> You know, but then as soon as a couple. of people think it's dope, then it was. like, "I I saw it 6 months ago." It's. like, you know, it's that kind of [ __ ]. So, Yeah, that's where they're. pretending they have talent. That's.

their talent. But the problem is you. don't have to have the talent talent to. be in a position of that to be in that. position. No, you don't. You can just. get a job and they need someone to do it. and if you sell yourself and if you. worked, you know, in production before. you did something as an agent or. whatever the [ __ ] it is. You're in the. business and people know you. >> suffer under some tyrant. There's a lot of that. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of that. A lot of. suffering under tyrants. And then these. guys, they wind up, you know, [ __ ]. ruining companies cuz just they don't.

know what Like, how many terrible. specials have you seen that just fit the. right demographic, fit this like silly thing. Like that was. another problem that Adam was having at. the store is that like he couldn't just. give spots to the people that he thought. was funny. Mhm. It's There was pressure to make a. certain amount of gay people on the set, a certain amount of women, a certain. amount of They had like people telling. him he didn't have enough of certain.

demographics. But where's the Where's. the pressure coming from? Oh, I don't. know. It was coming from. You know, I don't want to talk out of. school, but it wasn't just comics. There. was, you know, people that were buying. into it. And that's nonsense. My mind immediately went to something. silly like. he just he just wakes up there's a dildo. on his pillow. with a note. It's like No, he was You've been warned. He gets it. >> told. He's been told by And it's just. like, you know, there's a lot of like.

vicious people in this [ __ ] business. And if you're a guy and your job is. working at a club and that's all you got. and, you know, all of a sudden that job. is threatened because people are. complaining about you and they think. that you're not doing. your best to make the lineup more. diverse, which is like it's so silly cuz. this is. the thing that we always talk about in. the green room. Like, look how diverse. that club is. There's everybody there. Like all kinds of different kinds of.

people. And the idea that like. it's one thing. This is the the most. dumb straw man that gets tossed around. like it's all right-wing comedy club. The vast majority of the people that. work there are left-wing people. Vast. majority. >> That's a fact. It's a fact. >> Yeah. And you can't like you can't tie. it down, you know, it's all white males. That's [ __ ] There's all kinds of. people there. There's Arabs and Muslim. people. There's people from India. There's people from Asia. There's black. people, white people, Australians. There's people from [ __ ] everywhere.

at that club. And it's just There's one. thing in common only. Well, I think that. Do you love comedy? Are you trying to. get better? Are you funny? There is. something to be said about being aware. of your blind spots, but I don't think that. the way Hollywood always does diversity. wrong. Mhm. Cuz they'll go instead of. going to find They'll go, "We're missing. this slice of the pie." Instead of going. and finding the funniest people, they'll just pick anyone, you know? Mhm. And I don't I don't know if that always.

This is almost never the best way to to. do. >> It's never the best way. No. It's like. the same thing for neurosurgeons. If. you're like, you know, "I'm really. looking for a Danish woman. neurosurgeon." Like, no, no, no. You got. You need You have a brain tumor. Like, no, no, no. "I want to really want a. Danish woman." Like, no, no, no. No, no, no. You got to get the best guy. Get. best guy's a Chinese guy. We found him. He. Was that at Harvard? This guy. No, no, no. Like that's crazy. And that's the same. thing with everything. It's like it. should be a meritocracy. And I think. ultimately you're going to have examples.

of all sorts of different kinds of. people that rise to the top in a true. meritocracy. I mean, but the. Well, the pendulum always swings both. back and forth, but it it's almost never. a meritocracy. You know? In comedy? Uh or just I'm. telling I'm just talking about America. I'm talking about America. Comedy is one. of the only things where it's a genuine. meritocracy. >> when it comes to the crowd, you can't. cheat you can't cheat. >> You can't cheat. No. It's that it is. what it is unless you're stealing. That's the only thing. If someone's a. joke thief. Or or unless you're a.

[ __ ] hack, you know. You can You can. get You You can get away with a lot, but. you can't get away with a lot with your. peers, right? You can't like your your. peers won't like you. They won't want to. be around They won't want to go on the. road with you with your whack ass jokes. >> No. Nah. Unless you're super famous, people are. just People are just hold their nose and. go on the road with you. There's a few. That's true. There's a few that will do. that. But ultimately though, when it comes to like sustaining a. career and and having, you know, years.

and years of people coming out to see. you and multiple specials and stuff like. that, you either it either works or it doesn't. work. It's It's That's it. It's real. simple. Like once people find out about. you, now you've got your foot in the. door and it's all just about keeping it. on the gas. Keep your foot on the gas. and keep producing. Keep making stuff. Keep Keep writing. Keep working on sets. And you'll, you know, if you're working. for those people, they'll keep showing. up for you because you made them laugh. I hope that stays true because that. That's It's the only thing I'm good at.

You know? I'm bad at everything except. like except my my comedy. You know? Well, you're really good at. your comedy though. Some people never. get really good at anything. But they. But I I feel like every year. you come you have to be good at. something else. No. Editing, No. >> sketches, scripts. They want you to act. They want. you to Nah. You don't. You don't. You. don't. Look at David Tell. Does one. thing. Does one thing. Stand-up comedy. Everybody loves him. He's amazing. Yeah.

Fact. Does one thing. That's it. I mean, that dude doesn't even go on social. media at all, which is the only reason. why he's not selling out enormous. arenas. When we had him at the club last. weekend, everybody's like, "Dude, he's. the best." He might be He's one of the. best of all time. And he's working. clubs. >> of people a lot of people put him at the. very top. He's up there, dude. It's like. it's kind of silly to rank comedians, Yeah. right? And every comic that's. alive today owes a debt of gratitude to. the people that came before us. We all.

do because it's a relatively new art. form. Yeah. I mean, I I go I go by joke by. joke by joke. I don't really have a. favorite comedian, but I know there's. some bits out there where I'm like, "That's fucking" And some of those come. from, you know, a few of them come from the. same people, but but there are tales of. those people where you just you. sometimes you just watch you're just in. awe. Yeah. You know? Beautiful. I But I. love that. I love what what like getting. to watch a comic to make you go, "God. damn, I need to just ball my [ __ ] up and. [ __ ] throw it away." Yeah. That's the. best feeling. That's That's That's where.

the fire starts burning and gets you. going. You need to feel that. That's why. comics don't exist in a vacuum. You. know, we were talking about this the. other day that we're all we're talking. about like McCann. So, McCann is in this. thing where he might have to move. And. we're like, "Dude, you got to stay. Like. you're you're killing it and what You're. getting funnier. You're like funnier all. the time." And I think one of the. reasons why is what you're around. Comics don't exist in a vacuum. You're. not going to go to like South Dakota and. find the best comic that no one's ever. seen. The best comic in the world lives.

in South Dakota by himself and he he's. you know, he works at this little local. comedy club and everybody comes to see. him for miles around. No. The The best comics are around other. killers. You get to see a guy like Dave. Attell go up and you're like, "God. damn." You get to see Shane Gillis go. up. You go, "God damn." You get to see. Joey Diaz. You get to see all these. [ __ ] killers over and over and over. again. And when when you're around that. You see Ron White every week. Then like. that's how you get better. Like that's. where it's at. >> McCann McCann brings the heat. He brings. the heat, dude. >> yeah. He's [ __ ] talented and he's.

smart and he's a great guy and he's. [ __ ] just a curious, interesting. thinker. And he's got He's got a He's. got a. He's got a zany Yeah. >> delivery. Yeah. Like Whenever I follow. McCann, he always brings me up like he auctioned. slaves OR SOMETHING. BRAND! STIFFSUIT! YOU KNOW? HE SAYS MY NAME. LIKE like Leonardo DiCaprio in Django. Ah. BRAND! WATCH, WE'RE GOING TO GET IT WE'RE GOING. TO get it We're going to get that on. tape somewhere. Yeah, we'll get that.

tonight. Well, I'll bring him in tonight. Oh, yeah. Is he coming Is he coming in. tonight? Uh I think so. I think so. I. got to text him as soon as we get out of. here. Oh, speaking of the comedy, my my. don't tell set came out this week. So, go check it out. It's already Oh, it's. out this week? It was out last week, but. it's it's going It's taking off. >> Nice. Beautiful. Yeah. It's like a a. couple of the clips couple million. Beautiful. >> Yeah. Go check it out. It's on YouTube. Don't tell comedy. Wha- that whop joke's. one of my all-time favorite jokes. >> Oh, yeah. That's on my That's on my.

YouTube channel. Yeah. So, yeah. It's a. Yeah, we got a lot of stuff online, man. It's like Some people are like, "I'm. just now discovering you." And I'm like, "Really?" That's how it works, man. There's so much [ __ ] out there. That's. the thing, man. A mill- A million people. can watch your [ __ ] and nobody saw it. Isn't that nuts? Yeah. That's how many. people there are there are online. >> there's people that are huge fans of. yours that don't even know you do. stand-up. It's crazy. You know what I. mean? How's that possible? Well, there's. just too many things to pay attention. to. Like how many times have you heard. about an actor? Like my my kids will. tell me about someone and I'm like, "Who.

is that?" And they're like, "Oh my god, that person's huge." I'm like, "Shut up. Really?" And then I go to their. Instagram page. They have 30 million. Instagram followers. I'm like, "How. Am I that old?". >> to me all the time. I've officially. reached unk status. Yeah, I'm unk status. for sure. I'm like grandpa status. Grandpa Joe. Grandpa Joe doesn't know. anything. Cuz I'm not looking The good. thing is I'm not at the point like I'm. not looking for new stuff. If the kids don't tell me Yeah, I'm not. looking either. But then that makes me. feel old. You know that be Yeah, that that be. It'll be somebody that's like world. famous and I'm like, "Who the [ __ ] is.

that?". >> I know. Yeah. I I I completely missed. the. the Baby Shark thing. I just started hearing people talk about. it in jokes. Baby Shark? Yeah, apparently it's like the number. one YouTube It's the most streamed. YouTube video, right, Jeremy? I mean, it's This is This is a couple of. years ago, guys. But it's it's still. number one, though, right? That's what. I'm saying. >> missed it. >> Baby Shark, doo doo doo doo. Yeah. Oh, Baby Shark, doo doo doo doo. Yeah, that's right. >> I I literally hadn't heard that song. It. had been out for maybe a year and a half.

and I hadn't heard anything about it. I. just heard a comic. making jokes about it. And then you cuz. you know something when something's in. the pop culture. everyone be trying to have their own. thing going on. So, then I heard another. comic say a joke about it. I'm like, "What the [ __ ] is that?". And sure enough, it's like I completely. missed it. How could I I mean, I don't. have kids. That makes sense. That's what. it is. Okay, this is it? That video? That's a big video. I've never seen that. video. The world's most watched YouTube. video hasn't made its creator rich. What? Huh? >> How come? Hold on. Uh company behind ubiquitous song is.

hampered by ad restrictions on. children's content, wants to raise funds. for expansion. What does that mean? Raise funds? You had one viral video. You had a company? 16.4 billion views. That's insane. >> can't make money? It says roughly. equivalent to Taylor Swift's 10 most. popular YouTube videos combined. Whoa. Yeah, last year the company generated. equivalent of about $67 million in. revenue including earnings from YouTube. But wait a minute. It's a lot. That's a. lot.

So, it seems like they are making money. I don't understand. Is it saying the quandary underscores. how certain restrictions What what May. scroll up a little bit I think we must. have missed something. But why is it it doesn't make any sense. that the company hasn't made any money? It's saying they made money. But Am I Am. I reading that wrong? Uh Uh revenue isn't the same as making. money, though. What? Revenue is just money coming in. They. could have So, I'm guessing their. expenses are so high that. >> have spent a lot on ads to get it out. there. That's what it could be going. into saying. I don't know. >> No, but I'm guessing 16 billion views.

probably should make you more than that. Is that what they're trying to say? So, revenue is your your gross. >> No, that's how much money they made. total including what they got from. YouTube. That's not just from YouTube. >> Oh, so they make money from other stuff. Yeah, they probably hit like probably. licensed it out and stuff like that. So, scroll up. See you see the little graph. there? It says life I mean, scroll down, I'm sorry. So, operating profit, revenue. So, they making a lot more. money. Oh. Yeah, but that's that's South Korean. won. I don't know. Yeah, I just.

Yeah, falling down the wrong hole. Dig out. No, Joe's like, "Bring back the. AI." Yeah, I don't know what that is. Like like that Baby Shark thing. Like. why would why would one thing catch like. that? Cuz it's cuz it's something for kids and. people love ignoring their kids. You. just play that put that [ __ ] on and kids. are obsessed. >> just be that because there's so many. things that kids can watch. It can't be just that. It's got to be so. There's some Remember that banana song? Banana phone? Ring ring ring ring ring.

ring ring banana phone. No. >> I never heard that before in my It was. like in the 2000s. It became like really. popular. I think it was popular on Opie. and Anthony. They kept playing it. It. was like really catchy, totally. innocent. And then it was like. everywhere for like three or four weeks. and then it went away. And I always. wonder like what what the [ __ ] is it. where something just catches fire? I. don't know. Remember when Tickle Me Elmo. Cuz What was the last time we had a. viral holiday toy? Like where it was the toy everyone had. to have. Tickle.

>> The The It's not holidays, but there's. Loobaloos. They're pretty viral. recently. >> Loobaloos are pretty viral. Yeah, people. love the Loobaloos. >> And I don't get it. Why, though? Are. they Are they collectors? Is this like a. >> Cuz they know AI is about to take over. the world and then they know the aliens. are landing and Jesus Christ is coming. back and they just they're freaking out. They're buying stuffed animals. They. don't know what the [ __ ] they're doing. They're just following the lead. What do. I have to do? >> is just a stuffed animal? I don't know. I hear about them. My My brain shuts. off. There's a little bit of gambling. involved. In the what? It's a mystery. You don't know what's inside the box.

that you bought and then people can sell. those boxes based off of what could be. inside. >> Is it a stuffed animal? Yeah. A stuffed. animal and you got to gut your stuffed. animal to find out what's inside It's a. box that gets in a It's in a box that's. in a package and then you don't know. what's inside the box. >> a Loobaloo without knowing which one. you're going to get. And you might get a limited edition one. inside. >> a real life loot box. That's A limited. edition. It's like Beanie Babies without. knowing what you got before and you. might get the Princess Di one. That's. brilliant. >> get a limited edition Loobaloo. That's. And other than that?

>> How much is it How much is it to buy a. mystery Loobaloo box? It could be 20. bucks. It could be 50. >> a guess. Let's take a guess. How much do. you think it costs to get a Loobaloo? Retail. I'm going to say 40 bucks. 40. bucks. Yeah, I think I'm with you. I was. going to say 36. And after that, how. much do you think it is resale? Cuz. that's a Oh, 150 bucks. >> to get them, yeah. I bet it's like a. it's like buying a one of them like a. hot new car. >> So, re retail's 28. 27.99. Okay. Okay. 30 bucks. >> And then what does it cost online if you.

want to buy one right now? I need a. Loobaloo. Like a mis a mystery A mystery. Loobaloo. What do I get? Are you. Googling it? >> Yeah, yeah. It's going to Oh, sorry. I I. turned off my ringer. Up to 80 to 120. It's not that bad. Oh, well. A few. human-sized auction pieces ex Oh, that's. big. $100,000. Wait a minute. They have. human-sized Loobaloos? >> know that. That's Jesus Christ. What? That is so ridiculous. I mean What is. someone doing with a human-sized. Loobaloo? Who's [ __ ] their Loobaloo? Cuz you know someone is. Let me see what.

the Loobaloos look like. Is this. something like a furry would [ __ ]. Uh let me try to Google human-sized. Loobaloo. Oh, did you hear the latest that that. dude who shot Trump. uh might have been a furry? Yeah, so. they found some more stuff. >> What? Yeah. They think he was a furry. >> That's like an art piece. It's not. really quite a Loobaloo, you know. Well, that's not really human-sized, either. Human-sized Loobaloo doll sold for. $150,000. >> what it looks like. >> What they mean might have been a furry? I feel like you would know or not know. that. Um they're finding stuff. Like.

let's let's find out what this is. Yeah. There it is. There's the big Loobaloo. Whatever. This lady invented them? She invented Loobaloo? How Again, how? How's that work? How's. that catch on? How's that catch on? Like. Build-A-Bear has been in the [ __ ]. mall forever. I mean, I I think I know. what it is. It's probably some [ __ ]. hot smoking hot K-pop star. Probably they saw her with one on. You. know that there's certain women where. they follow and anytime she does any. fashion thing. >> Uh-huh. it it just spreads like.

wildfire. >> Yeah, there's a thing that does happen. when an ever a popular person starts. like wearing a thing. >> Yeah, they they literally tricked all. women into wearing that and then wanting. the diamond. Well, just looking at an. actress to do it. Judas Priest um had. everybody dressing up like a gay. motorcycle gang member. What? Yeah. >> That started with Judas Priest? >> Yeah. Rob Halford from Judas Priest is. gay. Like openly gay. And now, at least. I don't know I don't know if he was back. then. But he dressed like a gay biker.

Like and that became like metal. Oh, word. Cuz Judas Priest was so good, they wanted to dress like this gay guy. who dressed like a gay guy who'd go to. like a gay biker club. Yeah, that's why. like hot women run the world. Cuz dudes. will do dudes will do anything that. that they think that they think will. Yeah, will get them laid. And women will do anything that a pretty. woman does. That's true. Anything to make yourself. look prettier, too.

>> Yeah, and so it's like. cuz all of the dudes now talking all. that gay [ __ ] they was dressing like. that in the '70s and the '80s like. earrings and makeup and purses and all. of that. >> Mhm. Bell bottoms, big collars. >> Yeah, cuz they thought it was going to. get them laid. Flouncy shirts. >> You could dress like Prince. You could. dress like. Little Richard and people. >> That's right. Yeah. Anything that works. Platform shoes. Anything that works. >> Anything. Okay, Thomas Crooks used. they/them pronouns, had obsession with. political violence, and muscle mommies. Uh-oh, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE.

I GOT LIKE A WOMAN THAT COULD MOVE A. COUCH. I do. Uh the lone sniper who grazed. Trump in the ear, killed a beloved. firefighter, and critically wounded two. other Trump supporters apparently had a. muscle mommy fetish and repeatedly. searched for videos about female. bodybuilders and muscular women. But. what was the um the furry stuff, though? I was reading some furry stuff. Um Crooks had two accounts on two.

possible accounts on DeviantArt, a site. that hosts fan art, has become notorious. for its community of furries. People who. identify as anthropomorphized animal. characters and or and or are sexually. attracted to them. Did I ever tell you about the time that. I accidentally stumbled on a furry. convention? No. We were flying into Pittsburgh uh for a. UFC. Uh one of DeviantArt accounts. linked to Crooks shared just one post, reposting of a towering muscular female.

bodybuilder and a slight man in his. underwear. Yeah, I'm all about Yeah. That's like uh. R. Crumb type stuff. Hilarious. >> kink I don't kink. >> I don't kink shame, either. Have fun. Me. and Duncan wore furry outfits once. And. we had to take the hats off after like 5. minutes. Like respect to furries. You. can walk around all day with this. [ __ ] thing on. It was heavy. It was. hard to breathe. It was hot. We took it. Oh, yeah. That's what he likes. Yeah,

baby. >> But who doesn't like that? I don't know. Some little dudes. Some little dudes don't want be. dominated. Don't want some man. some woman to use them like a dildo. Um. when I was uh so I was flying into. Pittsburgh. We were flying in for a UFC. and uh we got a rental and we're driving. to the hotel and as we're driving to the. hotel I'm like, "Why are all these. mascots on the street? The [ __ ] going. on?" It was real weird. Like we didn't. understand what was going on. This is a. while ago. Like at least 10 years ago.

and we're driving and I'm like, "What. the [ __ ] is this? Like what's going on?". We get to the hotel uh and I'm like and. I go to the guy behind the counter and. go, "Man, what the [ __ ] is going on?" He. goes, "It's a furry convention." Like I. didn't even I kind of vaguely knew what. a furry was but I I I never really. do- dove into it, you know? So I go, "What are What are you talking about?". He goes, "It's a convention of all these. people that get off on dressing like. animals." I go, "Get off?" He goes,

"Dude, they're asking us to serve them. food in bowls on the ground, okay? Then. when they get room service, they want. their room service in a bowl, they want. it put on the ground so they can get on. their knees and eat it out of a bowl and. they were asking for a litter box. I. know a lot of people don't believe this. like cuz. I told the story about a friend of mine. who lives in Utah, his wife was a st- a. school teacher there and one of the. parents had dis- had a child that was a. furry and they wanted to put a litter. box in the bathroom. Now this was.

entirely re- relayed to me by my friend. who it was relayed to him by his wife. who worked in the school. I don't know. if it's true but everybody got so angry. and they started saying what I was. saying was transphobic and I got so. confused cuz I was like this is a couple. years ago. I was like, "Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait. How does that have. to do with trans people? We're talking. about someone who wants to [ __ ] in a. box. Like where is where's the trans. part of this? So somehow or another. furries and that kink are getting like.

lumped into this LGBTQIA+. whatever. and they're trying to like lump furries. in there in this this. debunking of my conspiracy theory. >> Well fur- furries are their own They're. >> They're their own That's what I didn't. understand. And it's for some of them. it's not sexual. The but these guys it. was. When I was talking to the guy that. worked behind the counter, I was like, "What is going on?" He goes, "Dude, he. goes, apparently what these guys like to. do is they have like a hatch on the back.

of their furry outfit and they like to. bang each other w- without even knowing. who they're banging. They All they do. they they're they pretend they're. banging a giant squirrel and they're. into it and it's apparently like part of. the fun is that you don't have to think. about your body Maybe you're ashamed of. your body. Maybe you don't like your. body. Maybe you just like I'd rather. someone just [ __ ] me and think I'm a. raccoon and so that's what they do.". See, I pray to I pray to God I don't. find out that that's my kink because. it's just too much work. It's a lot of. work. The the the head is heavy,

you know? Hea- Heavy is the head that car- carries. the fur Yeah, that's it. Any anything. any kink that requires maintenance It's. a lot of washing. You got to wash that. furry outfit and if someone jizzes on it. and doesn't tell you Yeah, but then but. then it might be a subsection of the. community where they like they like it. not washed. They want the dirty furries. They're over there. Like an animal like. in the woods. They don't wash. themselves. Come on. Let's go. We're furries or we are we furries or. are we men? >> had a um I used to work at this pub in. in San Diego.

and uh one time we had it was like a. it was like I don't know if they're a. subsector of the furry world but it's. like they're they're like My Little Pony. people. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And. >> Yeah. What do they call them? There's a. name for that. >> Bronies. >> Bronies. Yeah, it was like a whole thing. there. And they and they were all very nice and. respectful and you could see, you know, it they were a handful of women involved. and you could see everybody trying to. angle for the what they they took they. they just they filled up our pub. And these are all the My Little Pony.

people. Yeah. Yeah. >> that was like 10 years too late. And. >> it it. >> and they hardcore. Like they they they. don't tolerate any teasing whatsoever. Like if you try to come at them about. it, it's going to BE A PROBLEM. YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU GOT to be able to. take some teasing. >> Yeah, so If you want If you you want me. to take you seriously? >> I'm telling you, bro, they going they. going to throw hooves immediately. They throwing hooves. People will find a thing that they're. really into no matter what it is. They.

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that's if I had to guess what the furry. thing is. I don't think there's any well. I mean I don't know. Maybe there's some. well-balanced furries out there that. just have a weird thing but I think most. of them just don't like who they are and. so they just want to hide in this thing. that's all smiley and "Hi kids." You. know, you you look like a [ __ ] some. sort of a giant animal. Mhm. See, I have. a theory. I think. whatever I think the first time you. encounter something sexual, whatever's. happening gets like burned into your. [ __ ] Mhm. That's a that's called.

imprinting. Yeah. Like if like I I I got. a homie that. that's like into like. you know, the BDSM world and stuff like. that. and he has no idea and I was like, "Well, how did you know that?" He was. like, "Oh, I have no idea." And then you. know, years later without completely. unrelated, he's telling me one time. about him looking for Christmas presents. and going in the back of his parents'. closet and finding a whole chest of. you know, whips and chains and [ __ ] like. that when he was like six or seven years. old. He didn't make the connection. I. was like, "Oh yeah, well, that's why.

you're. Yeah, duh. Your parents are into whips. and chains and [ __ ] I I and I don't. know if that had to happen because I. think your kinks are genetic. Really? I Yeah, I think. >> Why do you think that? I I think I've. read that, right? Well, I think some. information is probably passed down from. parents to kids and I would imagine. kinks could be in there. Cuz like. artistic talent is passed down. Obviously athletic talent is often. passed down. It would make se- I bet a lot of th- I. bet they don't know exactly what you're.

giving to your kids. >> Well, well, let's let's find out because. if it's true, I mean that's going to. make you look at your mama real. different. Right. You don't want to know that. That's. horrible. >> Yeah, but I I would like I pity the poor. people that have accidentally walked in. on their parents [ __ ]. Uh what? You never did that? No. No. Me. neither. The horror. No, actually that's. not true. I never I never walked in but. I definitely knew that that's what was. happening. I can block that out. >> Right. You can't block out the visual. >> Cuz you definitely touched the doorknob.

and be like, "Yeah, you little mother. Your dad with his feet up in the air, your mom eating his ass. Like no way. >> I don't have no visuals. No. >> it while your mom's eating his ass. Like. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO. OH, GOD, WHY would you Yeah, see? There. you go. I can't live anymore like that. I can't I can't go through this world. I'm going to have to get electroshock. therapy. Yeah. But but imagine if you if. you if you walk in and you know, what I. mean what would have to happen for you. to be a furry? For what would you have. to see? I don't think it's that. No? I.

think it's a parent I think there's. probably there's probably some social. disorder. involved in some of those folks, too. There's like furry lights which uh my. kids go to school with. There's some. kids that wear like they wear like ears. and like maybe a tail. and every now and then you see one of. those. Yeah. Yeah. This brony thing might have. started as a 4chan troll that Probably. was. >> 4chan rules out of control like a few. other things have done. They're the. best. I can't tell. Do you see Do you. see what they did with the free flow a. free bleeding project?

>> What is that? Hold on. Wait a minute. They tricked women into thinking that. it's like a sign of feminism to just. bleed and not have a tampon or a maxi. pad. Oh, like old school. You just let. it go. Free bleeding and so they did it as a. joke and then some women adopted it cuz. they thought it was like. you know, radical feminists cookoos. Crazy ladies. So now free bleeding is. like a trend? >> Yeah, it didn't last. It's disgusting. Okay. It's probably totally unsanitary. You smell like fish. It's hell. It's.

hell. What is What do you have [ __ ]. blood running down your [ __ ] pants. and you're showing up at the office? You. expect to keep your job here at United. Health? Get out of. >> I don't think anybody was showing up at. no offices. These are the Those are. definitely chicks with no jobs. >> At Starbucks? You're showing up at. Starbucks? Oh, that's not real. >> No way. That lady would die. She would. She would literally be dead. That's like. if you shot her with a [ __ ] arrow. >> The The thing is there's no. um Is this lady free bleeding? >> That's what it says. These are the 4chan. posts of people trying to like share it. that it was real. I'm not putting this. on this list. Well, that could be a lady.

that's just doing a marathon and forgot. a tampon and is like, "Fuck it, I'm. going to push through." Cuz I saw one. lady who diarrhead herself. It went all. down her leg and everything and she. completed that [ __ ] race. >> Well, the thing is it's hard to tell. what's real and what's AI. >> That's real. That's all [ __ ] blood. right there. I can tell. I'm an expert. But But the. thing is like But free bleeding is one. thing, but it's like but just get. getting your [ __ ] blood every on to. other people's stuff? >> They don't care. >> Like if you're doing that [ __ ] at home. or in the grass They're marking their. territory.

Well, what did people do before they. invented tampons? Like I mean, are you. supposed to just wash it out? Like what. are you supposed to do? What does nature. want you to do? Like nature doesn't want. you That's why I toxic shock syndrome is. a thing when women have tampons and they. leave them up there and then they can. get really sick and women have died. from toxic shock syndrome from tampons. >> think people even cared about. >> someone said I don't know if this This. might be full satire, but this is. someone talking about how it's not made. up and it's a real thing.

The 4chan people tried to claim this. They started this. >> Misogynistic users of the online forum. 4chan would claim that they jokingly. started the movement in 2014 and see how. far they could make angry feminists go. Fake memes and Twitter accounts. apparently belong to feminist activist. began posting content about free. bleeding. This backfired spectacularly. for the 4chan trolls when they. unwittingly created a discourse around. the normalization of periods. What? The. free bleeding movement, whether fake or. not, quickly became very real and got.

women talking about their monthly cycle. Since then, notable moments in the free. bleeding movement have included. uh Kiran Gandhi running the Boston. Marathon without without something while. bleed They missed something there. It. says without while bleeding through her. sports shorts. Uh poet Rupi Kaur also. became notable in the movement when an. image of her menstrual blood on her. pants and bedsheets was repeatedly. removed from Instagram that same year.

Imagine like you're a hero cuz your. [ __ ] blood is on the internet. This is so kooky. This sounds like this. is satire. >> it could be. I mean, who wrote it? What's it in? >> It's a blog of. I think you you I think you'll have a. hard time convincing most Yeah, most, but these are crazy people. Like most. people don't want to [ __ ] wearing a. squirrel outfit, but crazy people do. Some people do. I'm not saying furries. are crazy. What What is the blog and do. they have other things that seem like.

satire? Cuz that seems like I'm going to. check it out. I'm trying to check it. It's hard to tell at the edges. When you. get to the edges of radical feminism, radical leftism, and radical right-wing. you know, Patriot Front type [ __ ] it's. hard to tell what's satire when you get. to the edges. When you get to the most. extreme examples of any movement. >> Well, also everything's everything's AI. now and people just lie. People just say. [ __ ]. >> Also, all those whether it's the. right-wing movements like Proud Boys or. whether it's antifa, they get. infiltrated. Those guys get infiltrated.

by government officials 100 [ __ ]. percent. I guarantee you there's some. FBI agents in antifa and I guarantee you. there's some FBI agents that are in the. Proud Boys. I think the head of the Proud Boys was. already outed as an FBI informant. Isn't. that true? I think that Find that out. Google that. >> Really? Yes. >> That's not shocking at all. I think. Every single movement get infiltrated. >> he still went to jail, too. I think he. still went to jail for January 6th.

Yeah, I mean, they still locked up uh. Let's see. Let Let's see. What does it say? >> Head of the Proud Boys revealed to be an. FBI informant, Enrique Tarrio. Tarrio. served as the national chairman of the. Proud Boys from 2018 to 2021 and was a. central figure in the group's activities. including its role in the January 6th, 2021 Capitol riot. However, it was later disclosed that. Tarrio worked as an informant for. federal and local law enforcement. agencies between 2012 and 2014 prior to.

his leadership in the Proud Proud Boys. Oh, beforehand. >> That's even crazier. That's even crazier. Like Well, they. telling us the truth? Like that he's not. doing it anymore? It's like. [ __ ] who knows, man. It's It's layers upon layers. It's those. Russian nesting dolls and you open it. and there's another one in there and you. open there's another one in there. >> Corruption is at all time high. Bro, the. the uh the Epstein files. I heard there's no files. I heard it's a. a hoax. And then all of a sudden he's going to.

release the files. Well, I thought there. was no files. Man. >> an investigation now. Listen. Like what. is going on? >> 427 to 1. Who was the Who was the one? Whoa, whoa, who's the one? Uh he I I. didn't see why he said, but he did say. >> National security. No [ __ ] way you would be the one. No. No way. If you found out If you found. out all of Congress voted for something. and you're the only one that didn't, can. you change your vote? You can't be the one, guy. It shouldn't. be It shouldn't be that it has to be. like no one can know what the vote is.

before you do it. >> Bro, I would love to hear his reason. How you the one? >> Well, you know, I was feeling like, "Let's move past it and let's get on. with our business and. Bro, you can't move past it. >> These billionaires are good people, okay? >> You can't move past. >> solid people. Who? Clay Higgins. Where's he out of? Arkansas. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. One of the bottom One of the bottom 10. in education or something like that. Somebody got to him. That's crazy, though. 41 and 20 to 1. I have been a.

principal no on this bill from the. beginning. What was wrong with the bill. 3 months ago is still wrong. It abandons 250 years of criminal. justice procedure in America. As. written, this bill reveals and injures. thousands of innocent people, witnesses, people who provided alibis, family. members, etc. If enacted in its current. form, this type of broad reveal of. criminal investigative files released to. a rabid media will absolutely result in. innocent people being hurt. Not by my. vote. The Oversight Committee is. conducting a thorough investigation that.

has already released well over 60,000. pages of documents from the Epstein. case. That effort will continue in a. manner that provides all due protections. for innocent Americans. If the Senate. amends the bill to properly address. privacy of victims and or other. Americans who are named but not. criminally implicated, then I will vote. for that bill when it comes back to the. house. >> He's in that [ __ ]. Well, that's a point, though, right? Like there was people that had like. people that had dinner over Epstein's. house. Like Epstein had dinners and had.

celebrities go over his house. Like. Chelsea Handler was one of the people. that went over his house. I don't think. Chelsea Handler is out there molesting. kids. >> No, no, I get. No, I get that, but I think we're. we're past that. We're beyond that point. now because. >> Right, you just have to be able to say, "Hey, I went to his house for dinner.". >> Yeah, I don't I'm not saying cuz cuz. people try to do that to you with like. pictures. They're like and then if you. was in a picture with somebody they. think you know, but it's like. it's a difference between being in a. picture with somebody and then being in. 500 pictures with them. Right. >> And flying to an island. >> Yeah, I I think.

Cuz this is a big problem. I mean, related back to what we were talking. about earlier with Hollywood, too, is. that I think a lot of I think a lot of. these [ __ ] don't respect the. public. They don't respect our. intelligence. You know, I don't think. the average American is smart enough to. know the difference between somebody. that was just in there or somebody that. testified than somebody that was. banging children. See, the thing is the. average American probably can tell the. difference, but there are sub-average. individuals that all they want to know. is you're on the list and they hear.

you're on the list and they might try to. kill you. And that that is a fact. >> Well, but here's the thing. The problem. is And I'm not advocating for not. releasing the files. I'm just saying. there's an enough dumb, nutty people. that will think that you're guilty. There's There's been so much obfuscation. with this. It would be different if they. if it was no pushback. But there's. I think. what's at stake is people's belief in. the integrity of the process, you That's. already cooked. Oh, well, yeah. But. whatever whatever the last little shreds.

of it that are left is like, "No more. you getting to sift through and decide. cuz he's you know, it's easy to say. that, but the truth is they want to be. able to decide whose names get seen and. whose names don't." And people aren't. with that. Like you know, And they shouldn't be. with that. >> Or or we agree with this guy and then he. and then we let them Kennedy joints out. We We've been waiting for them Think. about it. They said the same thing about. the Kennedy [ __ ] Well, we don't want to. hurt And every time they're supposed to. release it, they. kick it down the road. >> They released some new Kennedy. documents, but I never heard anything.

come out of it. >> Yeah, it was supposed to be supposed to. have been released two or three. presidents. >> There's no way those people are alive. Right. The long What we know is this. We. know that I forget who said it, but. justice delayed is justice denied. The. longer we wait, the more we let these. [ __ ] snakes kick the can down the. road, the more they get to obfuscate and. muddy the waters. You know, let all that. >> Trump said about the JFK files? What? He. said, uh. "I saw them and if you saw what I saw, you wouldn't release them, either.".

That's what I'm screaming. That's crazy. What does that mean? What. does that mean? >> I don't even I can't even imagine what. that means. What does that mean? What. could that mean? What does that mean? I don't know. Does. that mean a foreign government? Does. that mean our government? Does that mean. the mafia? Does that mean a. coordinated coordinated effort with all. the above? What does that mean? I have no idea what. it could possibly mean. That's crazy for something that happened. in 1963. Yeah, and and almost everyone involved.

almost everyone that could be. embarrassed somehow is dead. >> 62 years ago, man. >> So, it would have to be something that. like destroys an institution or. something. Something. Like the Epstein. [ __ ] Right. Like. But just the amount the sheer amount of. people with insane amounts of money that. are attached to this. >> conservative friends be like they think. that they think I give a [ __ ] about a. Democrat. They'd be like, "Oh, you. What What What if Bill Clinton's in. there?" Like I don't give a [ __ ] who in. there. I don't care who in there.

>> You don't care. >> Put that [ __ ] in the street. Yeah. Cuz. they think you do. Yeah, I don't have I. don't have a party identity. I don't. have a favorite politician. I don't have. There's no There's nobody I I don't give. these [ __ ] money. No, that's No, there's no politician. that I love enough to. to Cuz this this is what's killing me. It's There's people out there that are. literally like. "Well, how old is 16 really?" You know, like they're like they're trying to. justify like they cuz they want to come. out of this with by still showing. support, but but they don't want to be.

connected to the crime. So, they're trying to They're still. trying to justify their support of all. of this. That's crazy. >> Like there's no politician I love more. than I love my country or more than I. have my principles of like Yeah, I think. if you can't draw the line at kid. [ __ ] then you probably. should stop talking in public. Like you. you shouldn't have public discourse, you. know? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think this. is a pattern that exists has existed. forever in politics. They want you to be. compromised when you get into any sort. of a position so they can control you.

Mhm. And I think these things like. Epstein and there's probably a bunch of. other similar operations that are being. run. They provide you with like a really. good time or maybe you're a high-profile. extremely wealthy individual and it's. hard for you to get hoes. And some guy. tells you, "Hey, we've got everything. covered. You know, you come to my. island. Nothing You know, what. happens on the island stays on the. island. Bro, they just kicked Didn't. they kick somebody out of the royal. family? Oh, yeah. Who? Prince Andrew.

Yeah. Yeah, he they they kicked him out. of the family and there hasn't even been. like a formal trial yet. But. But what does that What What happens. when you not? They just walk you out the. castle and you just You just on the. street? >> I think he's out in a house like way out. in the country. Like you stay here. I. just. In my In my head I just picture him like. crying over some KFC cuz he's never. eaten peasant food. Yeah, I don't think he's eaten peasant food. So So, he's not So, he's not a regular. person. I think he's in a manner. Like a.

beautiful home in the country. Okay, so. he So, I think he has to So, being. kicked out of the royal family doesn't. mean that you just that you lose. everything. Who know I mean, what does. he have and where did he get it? Is it. just money from the government? Cuz they. they do get paid by the government. >> but also think they're all They're still. dukes of something and lords of. something. Here it says what he lost. So, after being stripped of his royal. titles and forced to leave his long-time. residence at Royal Lodge Royal Lodge, Prince Andrew, now formerly known as. Andrew Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor,

will relocate to accommodation in the. Sandringham Sandringham How do you say. that? Sandringham estate in Norfolk. He is now excluded from royal duties and. public life and his status has been. dramatically reduced. His status has. been reduced. Loss of titles and status, eviction from Royal Lodge, relocation to. Sandringham estate. So, he's He's. relocated to an estate in in the.

countryside. Public exclusion. He. remains excluded from all royal. engagements and official events except. for private family gatherings. But that. sounds sweet. I feel like Yeah, I mean. he's getting away with not having to be. uh you know, like not being in the. public eye. That's a. >> but they were basically like, "You know. all the parts about being a royal that. suck? Yeah, you don't have to do those. anymore." Look at this. Financial. support. The king will provide for. Andrew's basic needs, but his former.

royal funding and security benefits have. been ended. Andrew has sought private. business opportunities to support. himself, but no public roles are. expected. Wow. >> go in the business with you, my guy? >> He's going to go He wants to go into. business. >> He's going to open up a Starbucks? >> getting money from the king all this. time. This whole thing is nuts cuz they. they get money and I don't think they. have to do anything. Like I don't think. they have like real function in. government, do they? Bro. Where's the. Sandringham estate? Oh, that's where he.

got Poor guy. That's so sad. That's so. sad they made him stay in that castle. Look how beautiful that place is. That. is so nuts that this this guy got kicked. out of there. Bro. He got kicked out of. wherever the [ __ ] he was, the Royal. Lodge. >> Unless they Unless they tell me his. punishment is like they give you that. estate, but they take all the servants. >> Bro, look at the gardener's house. Show. me the That's the gardener's house. That's where the gardener lives. That. [ __ ] place is beautiful. That is hilarious, dude.

>> Like if they give him that place, but. they don't give him no servants and he. just got to clean everything. He's He. got to walk a mile to the kitchen. Yeah, he's got to do his own dishes. No, but. that But this is This guy's This guy's. living the life. So, he He just gets. banished to a mansion and he don't got. to do no public duties. Yes. And they probably just bring hoes out to. the mansion. Do you think he gets a puppy? It's not. like he stopped banging hoes. >> No. >> Right? >> I don't know what I don't know what he's. in trouble for. >> Right. That's the thing. They haven't. told us. >> But to get kicked out of the royal. family is wild. They didn't even kick. Meghan Markle out the family and she.

They racist. Uh legal and public impact. What is. this? Uh these changes result from. long-standing controversies over. Andrew's association with Jeffrey. Epstein and subsequent legal. settlements. Oh, he's got settlements. Particularly the civil case brought by. Virginia Giuffre which concluded without. any admission of liability by Andrew, but resulted in a multi-million pound. settlement. Do you know that there's uh. the amount of money that's been paid out. to to victims of Jeffrey Epstein is like. $300 million so far? From where? I don't.

know. Um. Is that true? Yeah, but there's also I. think There's also a bunch of money that. just moved after he died that no one. really understands either. Those. Those are sketchy. Bro, I'm telling you. a lot of people If they really release. this [ __ ] in earnest, a lot It's going. to be It's going to change everything. I. hope. I hope it's that powerful. You think it will be? Well, all I know is the most powerful. person on Earth has been doing a lot to. keep that [ __ ] from coming out. And I.

don't And I I'm not like everybody else. I don't think Trump is in there in a. criminal way. But I think a lot of He has a lot of. powerful friends that have put been. putting pressure on him to keep that. [ __ ] under wraps. >> I think that definitely has to be the. case. >> going to be royal people. It's going to. be prime ministers. It's going to be. Supreme Court justices. It's going to be. all type of [ __ ]. >> Yeah, some big CEOs. >> Uh-huh. It's going to be all type of. [ __ ] in there. >> Scientists. Get it out. Yeah. >> Get it out. Yeah, yeah. The world. already. We There's nothing to lose for America. as a whole. What a crazy operation they.

were running. What a crazy thing. To have a bunch of people fly them out. to an island that somehow or another you. own. Like where did you get the money to. buy a [ __ ] island, bro? >> It's not as expensive as you think. A. whole island? Yeah, I don't know. >> at that island. We We were trying to buy. it. We were Actually, I shouldn't say we. were trying to buy it. We were thinking. about it very briefly, but it was too. expensive. It was like 55. It's not. discounted now? That's a discount. THAT'S THE DISCOUNTED PRICE? OH, OKAY. OKAY. >> I WOULD IMAGINE IT'S well worth well.

more than that. Yeah. Like if you buy a. beautiful house in like Miami, a. beautiful house in Miami might be $200. million if it's on the ocean. Those like. crazy mansions in like West Palm Beach. >> but the island's basically haunted. You. got to save the whole [ __ ]. thing. Yeah, it's too late. You got to. level it to the ground. You got to. remove the dirt and go get dirt from. like some Epstein island. Yeah, you got. to remove everything. That's the same reason why we never. bought the One World Theatre. The same thing. Oh, that weird cult.

Yeah, the cult thing. I was like, "Oh, man, there's not enough sage in the. world." Yeah. You got to come out with. some holy water anointing oil. >> That's a beautiful property. But it's. like what did they do to those poor. people there? You know, and that island is like I. wouldn't be shocked if that dude was on. there. What was his name? Um. the cult leader of that cult. Well, he. had different names. Um. his first I forget what his real name. was. Um He had the same name as a boxer. Forget it. I forget his [ __ ] name.

What is the the cult members the cult. leader's name in Holy Hell? He changed his name twice. So, he He. made He had a fake name when he was. teaching yoga in West Hollywood when he. started the cult. And then when the Cult. Awareness Network started going after. him because after Waco, they started. going after all the cults. They're like, "These [ __ ] are arming up. Like. this is dangerous. Let's find out all. the cults." And also it's like a lot of. people lost their family members. Jaime. Gomez. That's right. Um so, he was uh Michel Michelle and.

then he became Andreas once he came to. um Texas. >> to Texas. So, what happened was. he They were after him. And so, this. dude picks up shop and just moves to. Austin. And just to throw people off, has his followers build a theater so he. could dance in front of them. They built. that. His followers built that theater. And see, I've Beautiful place. for. people to get sucked into stuff like. that. But But I feel like we know enough.

now where it's like if you're unsure if. you're in a cult, like as soon as the. guy wants to [ __ ] your wife Yeah. you. should be Or your dad. Or right. Or just. anyone. LIKE AS THIS GUY WAS [ __ ] EVERYBODY. >> as the As soon as the leader need to. [ __ ] your family Yeah, that's a problem. >> That's the red flag right there. If If. there was no alarm bells before that. Like when they when they ask you to give. up all your stuff, maybe you still had. hope. Mhm. You know, when they started. giving you duties as a servant, maybe. you still had hope. But when they need. to [ __ ] your family members.

I I feel like you that should be that. should set off all the alarms for you. for me. >> wait until you're deep in the cult. before they bust that one out. Like David Koresh, didn't he wait like a. long time? I think they were already on. the compound and he's like. God just told me I have to [ __ ] your. wife. Like for real, it was one of that it was. that dumb. It was like that dumb. Like. God spoke to him and told him that that. no one is allowed to have sex but him. And he gets to have sex with everybody's. wife. Group pressure is very powerful.

Find out if that's true. >> Like none of us are really above it. You. know, you got to be careful with what. groups you're around in because Yeah. >> that pressure to conform, you know, cuz. it's cuz I I get I bet he's not just. like I got to [ __ ] your wife, but he's. surrounded by people going do it. Do it. They're all cheering on the towels and. [ __ ]. >> their little saying they say, you know, Right. that pressure to Praise Jesus. >> Yep. That pressure to that pressure to. please everyone. Mhm. Yeah, cuz it it's. a there's a certain type of person that. gets sucked roped into those things. >> Well, I always wonder about that. Like.

is there a grand pattern to the. universe? Is there a mathematical. mathematical formulation that we exist. in where you have to have a certain. amount of gullible people and then a. certain amount of devious people that. try to trick people and con artists and. then a certain amount of people like you. that are like what the [ __ ] is going on? Like that all of this sort of like. dances together and balances itself out. And just like nature has predators and. it has wounded antelope that get too. close to the water hole. All these.

things like kind of have to exist at the. same time in order for progress to be. made. It seems like it's just a certain. amount of people that are just born. gullible. And not just gullible, but. kind of like wanting to be tricked. Uh. he reportedly annulled marriages of. couples and who joined the sect and took. multiple women as his spiritual wives, some of whom were very young girls. Uh. former cult members have alleged that. Koresh slept with wives of other members. and maintained a harem, sometimes with.

women who were already married and. fathered numerous children with various. women. Koresh also instructed male. followers to practice celibacy and. surrender their wives to him. This. behavior was part. part of his doctrine and control over. the group's women and children often. accompanied by allegations of sexual. abuse and manipulation. Yeah. >> Yeah. See, the thing is those guys, they're not influential guys. Their. their superpower is their ability to. know who like they can they can sense.

who's broken in just the right way. and come in and be daddy. Yeah. >> You know, cuz yeah, cuz I'm can you. imagine a [ __ ] telling you to be. celibate while he's banging your wife? >> Crazy. Crazy. And you're living in a compound. with him and it's heavily armed. >> gave him all your worldly possessions. >> And he sings and he's terrible. You have to listen to him sing. You ever. listen to him sing? >> on a stage that you built? Listen, play. some David Koresh music. He has like he would sing songs. They.

were terrible. >> He has music? Yeah, he he was terrible. Yeah, he was a musician. He was a. frustrated musician who became an. evangelical. The Which which one do you want me to I. don't know. Give me one. Any one. They're all I'm sure they all suck. Let's listen to David Koresh recording. Waco, Texas, 1989. If I was in that cult, I'd be like. there's no way. >> I want to let him [ __ ] my wife now. Yeah, but how about that name? The name. of is that like the name of a woman he.

was trying to [ __ ] Shoshannim? I mean, that's a weird name. What's it say? Very unusual name. I've. never heard that name in my whole life. It probably was some girl he was trying. to [ __ ]. >> Probably has to be. BY BIBLICAL OH. Psalms. Hebrew lilies. mentioned in Psalms 45 and 49. It is. meaning its meaning in these Psalms is. uncertain. Some believe it's kind of. Click on that. What does it say? A kind. of lily. What does that say? Lily-shaped.

straight trumpet. What? A six-string. trumpet. A word commencing a song or the melody. of which these Psalms were to be sung. Like they don't even know. >> it was probably some girl's name. Yeah, probably check. Yeah. I saw Lil and I I was like was that. Lilith? Do you know Lilith is? You ever heard of. Lilith? You mean like the demon? Well, Lilith. was like. apparently before Eve. There's like this is like. Now, again,

I don't know who to believe or who not. to believe and what I I don't even know. what scriptures show Lilith and what. don't. But Everything I know about Lilith is. from Diablo lore. Oh, that's funny. No, Lilith is like a character in ancient. religious texts. Right, but she's a. daughter of. Who is Well, we're we're going to find. out cuz I'll butcher it. I'm I'm very. hesitant to say what I think it is cuz I. don't really remember. >> She's a daughter of Beelzebub, right? >> I did Wes Hauff tell us about this? No.

You know who told us about this? Kurt. Metzger. Kurt Metzger was ranting and raving. about Lilith. You don't know? You didn't. know about Lilith? There's a few different ones, but this. is the one that he was talking about. >> Lilith is not a character in the Bible. Her name is only mentioned in one verse. in the book of Isaiah. >> no, no, no, no, no, no. >> Okay. Uh origin of the legend. The story. of Lilith as Adam's first wife comes. from later Jewish folklore such as the. Alphabet of Ben Sira, which is not. included in the canonical Bible. The. legend's core story is according to its. folklore Lilith was created from the.

earth at the same time as Adam, making. her his equal. When she refused to be. subservient to him, she left the Garden. of Eden. That sounds like. the true story. Some interpretations. claim that Genesis 1 and Genesis 2. describe two different creation stories. and two different women. This is. considered incorrect and ludicrous by. many biblical scholars and theologians. Evolution of the figure over time, Lilith's story evolved from a simple. night demon from Mesopotamian cultures. to more complex figure in Jewish.

tradition. In modern times, some have. reclaimed her as a feminist symbol of. independence and equality. That's funny. The Lilith Fair. That's where that. Lilith Fair. >> that picture of Lilith, that's from the. game that's from Diablo the video game. >> I would play as that character. Can you. play as her and [ __ ] people up? >> no. She's the bad guy, but she she [ __ ]. you up. >> That would be a dope character for. Quake. If you could be Lilith and run. around a map [ __ ] people up. I think. you can be her in Fortnite or something. I think they buy everything. >> what she looked like? In the game? In the game?

>> Oh, yeah. And she was a she's a hard to. beat. Yeah, I've only beat her once, but. I haven't played in a long time. But. yeah, everything I know about her is. from that game and it sounds like it's. all wrong. But isn't it funny that. Shoshannim or whatever the [ __ ] it is, they don't even know what that was? Like. it might have been a trumpet, it might. have been a flute, it might have been a. person. Huh. Could have been the song. >> I bet you like a Hebrew scholar could. probably tell you. Maybe. It seems like it's up for debate. That's the problem with a lot of really. old [ __ ] It's like they're just.

guessing. They're really old [ __ ]. they're just guessing. Like what is what. are they trying to say in the book of. Ezekiel? What are they trying to say? >> Is it crazy? Oh my god. >> read a Bible in like 20 years. The. Ezekiel stuff's bananas, man. I asked uh Perplexity a little more. about Shoshannim and David Koresh. Uh was a group or entity related to the. Branch Davidians cult led by David. Koresh. A group or entity related to it. The name seems to refer to Koresh's. followers who identified themselves as. students of the Seven Seals.

>> so they were they were his people. You. know, that is. >> So he called his people that group. >> Alliteration will get you every time. >> Reflection uh reflect reflecting their. focus on apocalyptic teachings derived. from the Bible's Book of Revelation, Koresh positioned himself as a messia. messianic figure calling himself the. lamb who would open the seven seals, an. event that would lead to salvation and. the apocalypse. Followers under Koresh's. leadership and ideology. were sometimes referred to as. Koreshians. You know what would be.

crazy? What really would be crazy is if um. heaven was real. and. the murder like them being murdered sent. them to heaven. Because they were those. people were murdered. Like you ever you. ever see what the actual footage of the. the when they stormed Waco? No. Oh, bro, it's crazy. They killed those people. They lit them on fire. They they they. drove tanks into the buildings and. flames are shooting out of the tanks. They just cooked those people. Not just. Koresh, not just people like everybody.

Men, women, children. They got What were. they trying to do in the first place? Just have them disarm? Well, there was a. problem with it's there's a lot to the. story and it seems like in the beginning. there might have been some governmental. overreach. Like they were trying to get. a win and they were trying to. like I Who Who described this to us? Was. it Oliver Stone? Who Who is telling It might have been. Daryl Cooper. Daryl Cooper has an. amazing series.

all on. the the Waco No, he doesn't. It's the. Epstein files. Someone has He doesn't. have He does He does he have He has one. on Guyana. That's what he has on. Someone has one on Koresh. Is it Cooper? So who has a series on Koresh? But with the. David Koresh. >> blanking here, but. the point is they wanted to win. So they wanted to take out this cult and. so they they exaggerated what they were. doing and they had a stand down. So they. stood outside of the of the gates with.

like [ __ ] armored vehicles and cops. and men with guns and they waited them. out. And eventually it escalated. It. escalated to them getting agents on the. roof. Agents on the roof got shot at by. the people that were in the cult and so. then they started shooting at them and. it became a gunfight and then they. brought in tanks and lit it on fire and. killed everybody. It's it's a crazy. story, man. It is crazy. It is the whole. thing there was a. I know there's a documentary on it as. well that like details like all the. different things that led up to the.

eventual storming of the compound. >> And did that. cuz what year did that happen? Was that. like 80. >> Yeah, it was like I think it was like in. either the early 90 like 90 or 80 What. was it? >> The siege was in 93. >> Oh, was it really? 93 I don't remember. that. I remember it. I remember it. Like. I vaguely remember hearing about it. But. I in my mind is like it's not like. something that happened. Yeah. You know? Mhm. Cuz that's the same that was right. around on. wasn't that around the O.J. murder, too?

Yep. Yep, cuz that trial was 94. Okay, yeah. So, I was like to me that's a. significant cultural event and I don't. remember the Waco thing being like I. remember hearing about it afterwards. I. don't remember hearing about it while it. was happening. >> Oh, I heard about it. >> people did how did it how did people. react to the government just killing. people? Well, they didn't know. >> Even though See, it took There was no. internet back then. It took a while. before people really got hip. There was. a few documentaries that were released. or some news footage that was got. released and maybe you can get a hold of. a VHS tape. Some obscure VHS tape that.

might have had something to do with. Waco, but. people did really didn't know until they. started making documentaries about it. until they saw it on the internet. What. once you can see it cuz most people are. just going to believe the narrative. What's the narrative? People had gone. which they did. The guy was a piece of. [ __ ] and a cult leader which he was. But. like how did it lead to a mass murder? How did it lead to them just well, it. led to they blocked out this guy's. house. They they you know, and that's not even. the worst one. The worst one is Ruby. Ridge. That one's horrible.

>> What happened at Ruby Ridge? Put put that into perplexity. Ruby. Ridge. This one's a crazy story. Cuz the Ruby Ridge story is like totally. avoidable. And horrific like they shot a mother. while she was holding her baby. Like crazy. The this these fam it was. like a family of like preppers. They. were like out in the woods. And you. know, maybe the guy was like a little. radical, but they completely escalated. it and. >> in Texas, too? >> murdered No, I don't remember where that.

was. Um where was that? Idaho. Okay. Incident. was 11-day standoff in August of 1992 in. Boundary Count County, Idaho involving. Randy Weaver, his family and a friend. Kevin Harris against US Marshals and FBI. agents. It began when US Marshals sought. to arrest Randy Weaver for failing to. appear in court on federal firearms. charges related to the sale of a. modified shotgun. The situation escalated after Weaver's. dog was shot by a marshal during.

surveillance leading to a firefight in. which Weaver's 14-year-old son Samuel. was killed by gunfire. Kevin Harris, a. family friend, shot and killed Deputy. Marshal William Degan during the. exchange. FBI Hostage Rescue Team was. called in and during the sniper shot. Randy Weaver was wounded. The sniper's. second shot intended for Harris also hit. and killed Weaver's wife Vicky who was. holding their infant daughter behind a. cabin door. Uh the siege ended when. negotiators including activist Bo Gritz.

convinced Weaver and Harris to. surrender. Harris was arrested on August. 30th and Weaver with his daughter. surrendered the next day. Criticism later over arose over the. FBI's rules of engagement and use of. deadly force, particularly the. constitutional legality of the sniper's. second shot that killed Vicky Weaver. The standoff highlighted tensions. between federal law enforcement and. citizens, especially among. anti-government and white separatist. groups. Weaver and Harris were charged. with several offenses, but were. acquitted of the most severe charges.

except Weaver's conviction for failure. to appear in court. Interesting. They were both acquitted. Damn. But it but They got in a firefight. with the feds and they were acquitted. >> Well, Kevin Harris popped it off and you. know Look at that statement. Weaver and. Harris were charged with several. offenses, but were acquitted of the most. severe charges except Weaver's. conviction for failure to appear in. court. That's all they got him for. >> So, nothing. >> Failure to appear in court. They killed. his wife. They shot his kid. They killed his kid.

They killed his dog. And he it was cuz he failed to appeal. appear in court. Cuz he sold a modified. gun. I don't even know what that means. Was. it a sawed-off shotgun which is illegal? Did he change the trigger? What did he. do? Something. Did he put a large. magazine at the bottom of it? Like what. did he do that was illegal? That's crazy. >> But also why are they allowed to kill. your dog? Exactly. Cuz that's what popped it all. off, right? >> want to hear one of the worst ones of. that? There was a a mayor. I forget where who.

what he was the mayor of. It might have been Washington D.C. But. he was a mayor and um. he had a postman that was doing some. sneaky [ __ ] And the postman was getting. weed delivered to his house. Cuz they. figured if I get it I'm delivering the. mail to the mayor's house. And if I get. the weed delivered to the mayor's. mayor's house, no one's going to check. the mayor's packages for weed. So, I. know which one my friend sent to the. mayor's house. I'll just take that and.

that way, you know, I'll have the weed. and no one will be any the wiser. Well, unfortunately someone was tracking. that package and they knew that that. weed was going to this particular. address. They didn't know it was the. mayor's house. So, they stormed the. mayor's house. Shoot his [ __ ] golden. retriever. Chase it out in the in the. yard while it's cowering and shoot it. And you've been around my golden. retriever. Like they're golden. retrievers are not biting anybody ever. ever. They're the worst guard dogs in. the history of the world. Anybody who. comes into my house like, "Hey, you want.

to give me a treat?" Like he loves. everybody. And they they shot his dogs. They [ __ ] zip tied his family. Checked the whole house for weed. Couldn't find anything. And then. eventually it unraveled and they. realized what had happened. Like the guy. who was. in delivering his mail was also involved. in this weed dealer. And they you know, they didn't piece it. together until after they shot this. guy's [ __ ] dogs. But who's they? The cops. The SWAT team. >> Oh, okay. They burst down his door. They. did the whole thing, man. They came in.

guns, armor, [ __ ] zip tied everybody. They thought they were breaking into the. house of like a drug That's how bad. their information is. >> It sound like they need See if you can. find that story cuz it's a very it's a. crazy story. And it was so. heartbreaking. Because the family had to. the kids had to see their dog get shot. by these cops for [ __ ] no reason. No. reason. >> They they really got to start letting. cops smoke weed. I think so. Mushrooms. Weed's not strong enough. But.

but something to Well, also it's like. therapy and you know, also it's like. hey, know for sure. Like really do an. investigation. Do do How about find out. who lives there? Oh my god, it's the. mayor. Or like if you shoot a golden. retriever, you should probably have to. retire. So, here it is. Maryland. So, police say Maryland mayor appears to be. innocent victims of a scheme by two men. to smuggle millions of dollars worth of. marijuana by having it delivered to. about a half a dozen unsuspecting. recipients. So, he was one of the many.

people that this guy delivered mail to. Oh, so he got home from work. Saw. package addressed to his wife on the. front porch. Brought it inside putting. it on a table. Suddenly police with guns. drawn kicked in the door, stormed in. shooting to death the couple's two dogs. and seizing the unopened package. In it were 32 lbs of marijuana, but the. drugs evidently didn't belong to the. couple. Police say the couple appear to. be innocent victims of a scheme by two. young men to smuggle millions of dollars. of marijuana unsuspecting recipients. Two men under the arrest include a FedEx.

delivery man. Investigators said the. delivery man would drop off a package. outside of a home and the other man. would come by a short time later and. pick it up. Wow. Ain't that crazy? And but only hold on. So, only the only. the dogs died though? Our dogs were our children. Uh police apparently killed the dogs he. said for sport. Gunning down one of them. as it was running away. Our dogs were. our children said the 37-year-old Calvo. Two labs. Two labradors. Oh, they were. labs. Oh, that's Oh, they're black labs. I thought they were golden retrievers. I.

[ __ ] it up. Um our dogs were our. children Again, labs same thing. Labs. aren't biting anybody. They're sweetest. dogs in the world. Said the 37-year-old. Calvo, "They were our reason we bought. this house because it had a big yard for. them to run in.". Un- un- unfuckingbelievable. Bro. >> handcuffed in his boxer shorts for about. 2 hours along with his mother-in-law. Said the officers didn't believe him. when we told them he was the mayor. No charges were brought against Calvo. all his or his wife who came home in the. middle of the raid. [ __ ] man.

And but they they ain't even apologize. for killing the dogs. Killed labs. >> Bro, you found out wild [ __ ] Like I. just I just So sad. I just came from. Tulsa, Oklahoma. But like the you know, like the Tulsa massacre. What's the Tulsa massacre? It was like. Black Wall Street. It was like When was. this? This was. the 20s I don't think or maybe the 19. like the 1910s where like after the. trails the trails of tears where all the. the civilized tribes that basically they.

were told that they could have Oklahoma. Cuz the land smelled funny there. It. smelled funny. Whatever. And then they. found oil. And that's that set off a whole bunch of. [ __ ] cuz now you got a bunch of natives. and and free slaves. that's about to be rich. So, you ever. you see that movie Flower the Flower. Moon movie? >> No, I didn't see it. >> Oh, but it's kind of like that. Like. they would. cuz you you couldn't they couldn't sell. their land particular some tribes. couldn't sell their land. So, you had to. marry into the family. And then if you killed everybody, it was. yours. Really?

>> Yeah. And so but Tulsa was. Black Wall Street, but it was like the. the Greenwood area. of Tulsa and they and it was basically. like a prosperous wealthy black. community and it was a riot one night, and they burned it all down, and. And so, they did this because of oil? No, well, that was the backdrop for. Oklahoma, but but they did this just. because of like racial jealousy, just. like Oh, they did it because they were. doing well?

>> Yeah, they were doing too well, and. there was a lot of racial tension in the. community. Because the whole lot A whole lot of. deal behind institutional racism is that. poor white people don't mind being taken. advantage of because they know. that there's black people somewhere. that's they're doing worse than them. But that doesn't work if you living next. to dudes that's dressed better than you, they got cars, they got thriving. business. And it it got racial, like the. National Guard came in, and and that's that was all stuff I. learned before I went there, but then I. went to the museum there, and I bring this up just because it.

would blow your mind how recently. they like they just now acknowledged it. like 5 years ago. Right? Um this all happened because I I was at. at the comedy club I was at I I. mentioned to the owner, I was like, "I've stayed in Hiltons all over the. place. Why does my Hilton say Why does. it have these pure things everywhere to. tell you that the air is clean and the. water's clean?" And he was like, "Oh. yeah, they just started filtering the. water. that goes to the north side of town like.

a few years ago, like the black side of. town." I was like, "What? Like how long. How recently?" He was like, "Uh 20." And. me and my friends were like, "20?". He's like, "Yeah.". >> back up, please. So, so he I was like He. was like, "Have you not been to the. museum?" I was like, "No." He was like, "And so, we went over there." And it was. like. it was a heavy day. Bro, this is crazy. Look at this statistics here. Thir- Look how many blocks, 35 square. blocks of the neighborhood. Yeah. At the time, one of the wealthiest black. communities in the United States, colloquially known as Black Wall Street,

more than 800 people were admitted to. hospitals. As many 6,000 black residents. of Tulsa were interned, many of them for. several days. The Oklahoma Bureau of. Vital Statistics officially recorded 36. dead. Wow. Yeah. And so, they just now started. like The guy told me Look at this. Estimates from a up to the from 36 to up. to around 300 dead. 35 blocks. >> Yeah, they they don't know how many are. dead cuz they It was a lot of mass.

graves and stuff that they just started. looking for. Holy [ __ ] man. But even still to even. still to this day, they're not allowed. to teach about it in schools. Like They. just now started being allowed to teach. about it, but they're not allowed to say. who was who. Even the YouTube video is. age-restricted. I was going to show it. to you, but the account I'm on I didn't. want to do it. Yeah, this this [ __ ] was crazy. And so, and so, Joe, if you want to if you want. to feel real uncomfortable, I So, I go in the museum, and they have. these holograms. So, you you sit you sit in the barber.

chair, and you can see yourself in the mirror, but there's a hologram of a barber like. cutting your hair, and there's three of. them in a row, and they're like having a. conversation about what's going on. around town. It's. It's heavy, bro. Wow. Could put that. back up? What So, the cause of it, they're saying. So, it says the massacre began began. during Memorial Weekend after a. 19-year-old Dick Rowland, a black shoe. shiner, was accused of assaulting Sarah. Page, a white 21-year-old elevator.

operator, in nearby Drexel Building. He. was arrested, and rumors that he was to. be lynched spread. The most likely most. widely reported and corroborated. inciting incident occurred as the group. of black men left when an elderly white. man approached O.B. Mann, a black man, and demanded that he hand over his. pistol. Mann refused, and the old man. attempted to disarm him. A gunshot went. off, and then according to the sheriff's. reports, all hell broke loose. The two.

groups shot at each other until. midnight, when the group of black men. were greatly outnumbered and forced to. retreat to Greenwood. [ __ ]. At the end of the exchange of gunfire, 12 people were dead, 10 white and two. black. Alternatively, another eyewitness. account was that the shooting began down. the street from the courthouse when. black business owners came to the. defense of a lone black man being. attacked by a group of around six white. men. It is possible the eyewitnesses did not. recognize the fact that this incident. was occurring as a part of a rolling.

gunfight that was already underway. Holy. [ __ ] man. Yeah, [ __ ] [ __ ] went down in. Greenwood. And the thing is, it's still. not back. So, So, then they uh. They they put a a highway right through. the middle of that neighborhood, and it completely like destroyed all of. the the economy and everything. Wow. Yeah, man. And I. Like I thought I knew about this [ __ ].

but then when I went there, it was it was real intense for me. But. then we we ate we ate some good ass food. though. It was me and It was me and. Lucas McCurry, and we when we got done. we got back to the hotel, he was like, "That's the blackest day I've ever had.". I was like, "Might be mine, too." This. is the place? Uh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. called the Oh, wow. Um it's called the. the Black Wall Street Museum. And they just rece- They just recently. admitted this?

Uh they they admitted it. probably in the like 2010 or something. like that. They acknowledged it. I mean, everyone already knew. But now they're. just now getting to the point where. they're allowed to like teach it. But they but they still aren't allowed. to say what the people look like. So, they they can say group A did this and. group B did that, but they can't say. black, white, they can't say clan, this, you know. Really? Yeah, they they still. won't say people's certain people's. names cuz this is These are like. The cuz the clan is heavily involved, too. Like when you go to the to the.

museum, there's like a clan ledger of. like the meeting, you know, like a like a roll call. Wow. Yeah, it's it was a wild ass It's. wild out there in Oklahoma. And the. thing is, they still haven't recovered. That neighborhood is still not. recovered. I mean, it never will at this. point. >> The history of Oklahoma is so crazy. >> Oklahoma is Well, that's the thing. So, we we get done the tour, we walk out of. the tour guide, and I and I walk past. this guy. I didn't know he was one of. the guides cuz we didn't take a guide. We just walked through the museum. ourselves. And he goes, "You look familiar." And I.

was like, "I You probably know me from comedy.". Well, he was like, "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah." And and he is like the guide, and. then he we walked around with him for. like an hour. Oh, wow. >> just he told us He was like, "Yeah, they. don't even say everything. So, this is. also blah blah blah blah blah." He took. us to like all these historical spots, and we we ate at this place called Sweet. Lisa's, which you bro, you could taste. you could taste the the struggle, the. seasoning, everything. It was seasoned. just perfection. You know what I mean?

You could just tell this recipe came. from their ancestors. It was incredible. And it's like in this little shop, they. just got indoor seating, you know. >> Wow. Yeah, it was like it was like it. was it was almost like. I guess cuz in my mind it's easy to. learn about [ __ ] like that and think of. it as something that happened a long. time ago. But then to be there and. realize like they still haven't come all. the way back. You see that photo of that lady, that. Native American lady at the front door. where that she's breastfeeding a. a child? You've seen it.

>> Oh, yeah, the mothership? >> Yeah, here. Here in this room. I. >> I went outside. You never saw it? No, no. You know that that one. the You've seen the the painting of a. Native American face that's on bullets? It's like all the back You seen that? That's Quanah Parker. That lady, Cynthia. Ann Parker. She was kidnapped by. Comanches in Oklahoma. So, what they. used to do in Oklahoma is. This is so dark. They would give people. these. plots of land knowing they were going to.

get attacked by the Comanches. Like, "Hey, go You could go live out here.". And they basically like used them as. bait. They like start They started conflict to. try to conquer these territories by just. having go out there and and get shot at. and get killed and get slaughtered. And. then eventually, they would have to send. the army out. And then they One after a. long time, they eventually went through. that and went through here where at. Texas with the Comanche ran this place, too. But they killed her whole family, and they stole her when she was 9 years.

old, and they kept her because they had. a hard time having children because they. had so many horse riders. They were. riding horses all the time, and a lot of. women miscarried. So, it's very. difficult for them to keep their numbers. up. So, when they would go on raiding. parties, they would kill everybody. except the children, and then they. incorporate the children into the tribe. Cynthia Ann Parker was the last of that. tribe. She gave birth to Quanah Parker, who's the last chief of that tribe. She. married the chief of the tribe. She had. a baby with him. That baby, that.

half-American baby, was Quanah Parker. He was the last chief of the Comanches. So, now there's no more Comanches? I mean, they still exist, but they don't. have a reservation. Like, you know, like. they don't have territory. >> Oh, word. It's It's They were nomadic. And they they ran all I mean, I'm sure. they Is there a Comanche reservation? We. should find that out. >> Probably not. But it's They don't get. represented Look, cuz they didn't have. art. There's There's a crazy. civilization. >> dude was telling me that like So, there. were four tribes considered the. civilized tribes.

And. those were the people that agreed to. like stop fighting the United States to. like learn English, to like be. Christian, those kind of things. And. they were promised Oklahoma knowing that. it was it was already commanded to So, they got out there and got the Yeah, the. United States government did that with. everybody, I think. >> Bro. The Comanche Nation's a federally. recognized tribe headquartered in. Lawton, Oklahoma, but do they have a. reservation there? There's no longer a Comanche reservation. in Texas. The historical one established. in 1854 near Clear Fork of the Brazos.

River in present-day Throckmorton. County, the Comanche were later forced. to relocate to Indian territory now. known as Oklahoma in 1859 after the. reservation was dissolved and the. current Comanche Nation is based in. Oklahoma. So, they it seems like they. don't have have a reservation. >> Bro, that is mad history that I'm so. ignorant about. >> Got to read this book, Empire of the. Summer Moon. Get it on audio. It's. incredible. >> Empire of the Summer Moon? >> Empire of the Summer Moon. >> read it now. >> It's all about the Comanche in Texas and.

in Oklahoma. But, that's part of the. story. So, like what I was getting at is. like the history of Oklahoma is just. steeped in violence. And it's but and. it's still not fixed. It can't be. But, a lot of people are moving there right. now. Well, I bet. It's a lot of people. want want to move to a place where they. don't get [ __ ] with as much. You know. what California is. doing? >> Empire of the Summer Moon. Um. You know what California is proposing? I. don't know if they're going to do this, if they're going to be able to pull this. off, but there's a new wealth tax that's.

basically they're going to tax your. savings account. >> it up. It's only for 200 billionaires. What? Is what that's for. What does that. mean? It's not for like every person. Okay. Even if it's for 200 billionaires, that's their [ __ ] money. If you have. a savings account, that means you paid. taxes already. Like that's the only way you get a. savings account. >> Hold on, they're taxing they're taxing. billionaires savings accounts? This is. what I was reading today when people. were talking about the proposition. This.

proposition of a wealth tax for savings. accounts. That sounds if if I'm not. reading into this incorrectly, >> One time. >> it sounds crazy. Whatever. >> saying I just I understand, but why why. why? Why do you get to have a one-time. tax of money that's already taxed? California does not currently have a. wealth tax, but multiple proposals have. been introduced including a recent one. for a one-time 5% tax on individuals. with a net worth of over 1 billion. Yeah, I'm with Jamie on this. [ __ ] them. Listen. >> not [ __ ] them because that could be you.

someday. Here's the thing, it's like. it's it starts with them and then it. trickles down to someone who's worth. 500,000 or 5 million or whatever. 5% on. money that you've already been taxed. for. And then it goes to what though? When you say [ __ ] them, all it does is. make more bloated government because. what are they going to do? They're going. to spend it wisely? They never spend any. money wisely. >> reason I say [ __ ] them is because most. of these billionaires they they go out. of their way not to pay the taxes. they're supposed to pay anyway. It's not. like they're getting taxed you know. A lot of these [ __ ] don't even. pay any taxes. Oh, that's not true. They.

They all pay taxes. Everyone pays taxes. The it's just. taxes on what? Like a lot of them, the. way it works is all your money is in. assets and you get paid a certain amount. by the company. Like that's how like so. when someone's worth X amount of money, that's not like how much money they have. liquid. Right, right. I get it. >> Yeah, that's a lot of it. But, the the. point is you know. the government should not be taking your. money that's already been taxed. If. that's if I'm reading into this. correctly. So, if you get a paycheck.

from the mothership and then, you know, you do your taxes and then you take that. money and you put it in a savings. account. You've already paid your taxes. So, if you've already paid your taxes on. that money, how can they tax money that. you've already taxed? Oh, no. >> That's crazy. I don't give a [ __ ] how. much money they own. I don't care how. much if there's a loophole in the tax. code, fix the loophole. But, if it's. there and that's the law and they're. able to skirt around that law in. whatever way that's legal, you don't get. to steal their money. According to the. Washington Post, this is from a.

healthcare workers union that's a recent. proposal and it will go to fund. healthcare spending. It still has to be voted on also. Bro, but either way, all you're doing is. taking money from people. And. the the group believes this could raise. about 100 billion. Right. And what would. they do with it? What did they do with. the fire money? What happened to all the money that was. raised for the Pacific Palisades fire? Does anybody know? Yeah, but that that. was a that's a charity being corrupt. That wasn't the government. >> Right. But, this is what I'm saying.

It's the same thing. It's a group of. people you're giving them a bunch of. money and they're supposed to allocate. it in a in a positive way. Whether it's. the government or whether it's a. charity, who [ __ ] trusts anybody. that's doing these things to be wise. with the money where it makes sense. where you're a billionaire going, you. know what? I like it. Take my 5% and. we're going to fix crime. No, you're not. fixing [ __ ] You're just going to take. my money and you're just going to be. more incompetent. Do you know when when. Gavin Newsom got into office, they had a. surplus.

California had a surplus. Really? Yes. Um why don't you Google that? What was. the. What was the surplus of California and. during the time where Gavin Newsom was. the governor, how much is the deficit. now? >> hear surplus. with regard to Bill Clinton. Bro, they. spent 24 billion dollars on the homeless. crisis and it got worse. So, this is what I'm saying. You're going to take tax money and.

you're going to do what with it? In. 2022, California Governor Gavin Newsom. announced record-breaking budget surplus. of approximately 97.5 billion dollars, which was projected to fund new. initiatives like cash payments to. residents and investments in drought. relief, childcare and education. However, the state later forced a. significant budget def excuse me. However, the state later faced a. significant budget deficit primarily due. to overestimating revenues from a. booming stock market that later declined. coupled with increasing increased.

spending. commitments during the surplus period. By 2024, Newsom was proposing a budget. to close a multi-billion dollar deficit, which required spending cuts and other. measures to balance a budget. So, the. surplus of 97.5. billion dollars. it became a multi-billion dollar deficit. in 2 years. >> Because of the stock market? Seems like. there was a lot of stuff. Overestimating revenues,

increased spending commitments, which is probably a big part of it. They. probably spent too much money during the. surplus period. What if they But, the point is it's. mismanaged. >> What if they only tax the people that's. on the Epstein list? Uh you only get so. much. Just take all their money. Yeah, if you're on the list, take all your. money. They'd probably only get a few. hundred billion dollars. That's the. thing. It's like at the end of the day. you you they're going to blow through. that money. It sounds crazy, but they're. going to blow through that money. They. blow through all the money. But, you. know, I mean you're right. It's it's not.

fair on paper, but it's hard to have. empathy for people that have way more. than the people You know what I mean? >> Oh, yeah. I'm not having empathy. I'm. just recognizing the law and recognizing. where this goes. The problem with any. any decision that we make on people that. have more money than us, eventually it's. going to trickle down to you. Because. like if they could just tax these people. cuz there's only 200 of them, they can't. really talk too much [ __ ] You know, like okay, but why you doing that? Like. if they did something illegal to get. that money and you know, you're going to.

punish them for that, I'm all with you. But, if they have the money and then. it's in their savings account and then. you decide to tax the savings account. because you need money to do what? More. incompetent [ __ ] That's the. problem. Like they're not competent. If. they were if you're going to take that. 5% and you knew. this is going to be what cleans up the. Palisades. This is going to be what. fixes education, but it's not. It's not. going to do anything. The homeless. crisis gets worse. It's bigger than. ever. >> a that's a whole that the homeless thing. is a whole racket cuz I I I experienced. that first hand. It's just it's just.

people making money. That money isn't. going to actually help anybody that's on. the street. I mean, it it kind of is, but not. really. You know? It's there's so many. charities that are dirty. Just like. people that are dirty. You know, like. those creepy guys who pretend to be male. feminists and you know they're really a. piece of [ __ ] You know what I mean? Like that's that's the type of people. that set up charities, but they really. just want the money. Like there's people. that have run charities where the the. charity makes the actual thing makes. like 6% 10% of the money generated. Most.

of it goes to the people and they they. have lavish lifestyles. They get paid. tremendous salaries. >> ever tell you that the To run charity. The the shelter I was living in how we. the guy that was running the place got. he got high and then the and then the. the executive had to show up and he. pulled up in a [ __ ] Phantom with. a fancy ass suit on and a nice ass. watch. I was like, "Hold on, how the. [ __ ] is he. cuz that's the first time it hit. everybody like, "Oh, this isn't. It's a business. >> Yeah, it's a business. Yeah.

>> It's a business. They're generating. income, spending the least amount. possible, providing you with the least. amount of care that they have to and. then pocketing the rest and say we got a. high overhead. Very high overhead. >> long as nobody dies, cuz that's that's the thing. It's all a. racket and everyone knows it's like all. wink wink. But, they were the rules. actually applied to the actual homeless. residents. >> Yeah. But, it was all nonsense. It was. like they were real strict about you. make sure you signing these papers. saying you were doing these activities. because they were getting grants for. those things.

>> Exactly. But, it's like we'll just put. my signature on there. This is all. [ __ ] And it's crazy. But, Yeah, I I think most charities are. scams. Most charities have an element of. scam. Yeah. >> a lot of legitimate charities out there. for sure. There's a lot of really good. charitable people out there for sure. Real people that are doing charities for. the right reasons. >> workers a lot of the workers are in. there for the right reason. >> Yes. >> But, it's it's just like it's just like. colleges, right? Where it's like it's. it's just that the entity has become so. bloated. with cuz think of I think you can you.

look it up Jamie how most of like the. top universities most of their money. goes toward administration. Mhm. So, they've just you know, they. first they hire people to collect the. money and then they got to hire more. people to watch over those people and. then more people get more and then. before you know it the the whole admin. side is so bloated that the college gets. upside down if they don't raise tuition. You know, and it just keeps going and. it's a cycle just keep going and going. and going and going. >> donors, which is weird. Hey, I don't. understand how that works. Crazy amounts.

of money people donate to colleges. Yeah, the people love their alma maters, but there must be there must be a tax. thing, too. Where does the money from. most universities go? The money from. most universities primarily goes towards. faculty and staff salaries, student. services, and campus maintenance. Significant portion is also allocated to. research, academic programs, and. scholarships. Universities spend on. maintaining buildings and facilities, supporting student housing and dining, health care, technology upgrades, and. activities like sports and events,

government funding, tuition, investments, grants, donations, blah. blah blah blah blah. Eventually, administrative costs and strategic. initiatives also consume parts of the. budget. Overall, salaries and wages. usually make up the largest expenditure. category for universities. So, it's. salaries. Yeah. They get a lot of money. >> It's salary for the for the for the. admin people, the [ __ ] coaches. >> Yeah, getting pa pa Some of those coa-. some of those coaches. Well, there's weird there's weird gigs. that people have. Well, like a a major. university will pay someone like a half.

a million dollars a year to do stuff. Like, does Elizabeth Warren get paid. from Harvard still? You like you could do like To like. speak? Yeah, well, like well, you know. who had one of them gigs? Biden. He had. one of them gigs where they gave him. like a million dollars a year and he. pretended he was a professor and then. you know like he he said, "When I taught. law at Penn State" or wherever it was. He taught law. >> like professor emeritus. >> never taught class. Like, it's all horse. [ __ ] Oh, he was never anybody's. >> of them sweet gigs where you get you get. money from the university.

>> Bro, sign me up. Those are like mafia jobs. >> Yeah, I'll take a [ __ ] job in a. heartbeat. >> Elizabeth Warren, currently United. States Senator, uh she's on leave from. her teaching position at Harvard and no. longer receives a salary from the. university. Her current annual salary as. a senator is $174,000. She and her husband, also a Harvard. professor, report additional income from. book royalties and investments. Oh. Her. salary for this 2010 to 2011 was. reported at $429,000.

Uh this figure came under scrutiny. during her first Senate campaign with. critics mis- characterizing it as. payment for teaching only one class. PolitiFact rated this claim half true. because the amount covered a 2-year. period in which she taught two classes. and was on leave to advise the Obama. administration and also reflect her. status as a high-ranking, accomplished. professor and researcher. Stop mischaracterizing Elizabeth, Joe. What is her net worth? Goop put that in.

there. Net worth. That's not going to be. accurate. Let's find out. Bro, this. shit's always wrong. >> Okay. That's not a good place to look. Is that [ __ ] Cuz I look when the net. worth [ __ ] the internet be they said I'm. they said I'm worth $4 million. I was. like, "Where the [ __ ] that money at?". Maybe they just say you should be. I. think people just be making up [ __ ]. Well, they definitely do that. Yeah, they definitely make up stuff. Especially those web- that's like an. some Indian website. Some some scammer. dude is just faking it. Just trying to.

get clicks. Or maybe they yeah, maybe. they say. Uh it says an estimated This is in. Open Secrets. Oh, in the Senate. In the. Senate. So, an estimated net worth of. $7,977,000. in 2018. That was in 2018 she was worth that. much. >> Isn't there an app where you can like. match the stock trades of senators? Yes, the Pelosi tracker. Oh, it's just it's just her? >> Yeah, she's the best. Oh.

>> She's the goat. So, if you just make all. the same moves she make. >> Yeah, you'll you'll be good. You'll make. some money. Yeah, 100%. Especially if. you act quick. I'm sure there's a lot of. people doing exactly what she does the. moment she does it. >> I got to get one of those guys and just. be like, "Yeah, put it all on Cuz she. makes Okay, now she's worth 30 million. >> No, no, no, no, no. What's that? This is. the Pelosi tracker. Oh. >> There's 47,14,557. copiers. I was going to say she's worth. way more than 30 million, right? >> invested that much money. Isn't she. worth like a couple hundred million? I. think so. Yeah, she's worth a lot. >> She's about to retire. Of course, she's.

got $400 million and she's a million. years old. Why she still working? It's crazy. Yeah. >> Imagine working at that age, 82. I think that I think they're addicted to. the power. Power. You can't you can't. have It's bringing up Marjorie Taylor. Greene's recent stock trades. Oh, she's. been making some stock trades? Yeah, follows everybody. >> Bro, they all do. >> They all do. They all do. >> that's I think that's that should be. illegal. I don't think it should be. illegal. I don't think anyone in the. federal government should be able to. trade stocks. Well, especially with.

stuff where you have some inside. knowledge about a bill that's going to. be passed that would be very, very good. for some corporation. >> Right. Or or they all have to invest. through like there's like there's a. non-partisan government agency where. they can put all their money they want. to invest that invest everyone's money. in the same thing. >> No, no, no. Cuz you start doing that and. then you you got more corruption, more. room for bureaucracy, more room for. [ __ ] You got too much money flowing. around. They're not going to be they're. not going to be equal. >> do you say to the argument that they. they should be able to. >> No. No. No, you're insider trading. What.

if they just tell people to do it for. them? How do you stop that? >> Well, that's what they're supposed to be. doing now, but Yeah, I mean like I just. what's the end That could be No, that. could be a problem, but at least then. they could catch you and you can get in. trouble. That's how insider trading. works. Like so, say if they do that and. they do it, you know, through WhatsApp. or something like that and then the. government gets access to your WhatsApp. and then they find out you've been. trading Joe's emails thing with the lady. getting emails Stacy Plaskett during it. Like, No, if if it was up to me, it'd be. Judge Dredd [ __ ] With like women You.

get you get four terms and then they. take you out in the they just put they. you put you out in the desert with. nothing. They take all your [ __ ]. donate it back to the people and they. just send your ass You was in you were. in charge for, you know, however long. and now get the [ __ ] out of here. Like, there's no way you make $170,000 a year. and you're worth. Let's say she's worth 180 bi- million. I've I've heard it's a lot more than. that. I've I've heard estimates as high. as 400 million. But, there's no way a regular person who. makes $170,000 a year ever gets there.

and keeps that $170,000. a year job. Get the [ __ ] out of here. There's not a chance in hell you keep. that $170,000. a year job where you're working 8 hours. a day every [ __ ] day and on the side. you've racked up 400 million. Well, [ __ ] that's what you're good at. Imagine if you were doing that all day. long while you've been working in the. Senate. You would have even more money. Are you crazy? You're wasting all your. valuable time and resources doing a job. that pays you $170,000 a year, but it.

has nothing to do with your investments. Why. Why would you even suspect that it has. anything to do with the profit that I. make from my investments? >> in Congress? She's got to be up there. >> She can't be. >> Well, there's probably some billionaires. who signed up and and won and got into. office somewhere. There's probably a lot. of them. >> all The thing is they're all richer when. they leave. >> Well, Bloomberg, wasn't he like a. multi-billionaire when he became the. mayor of New York City? I'm not I don't. know. I think he was. Isn't Michael. Michael Bloomberg is crazy rich. Yeah. I.

think he was a billionaire while he. became mayor because he wanted to fix. New York City cuz he loved it. That's. the. Did it did it did it did it work? Well. I was just there. It was nice. I mean. He's worth $109 billion estimated. >> Yeah, he's worth a lot of money. Imagine. >> Richest person Bro, those sandwiches. those sandwiches you put up Ooh, Giovanni's Italian Deli. Bro. You can barely get your mouth on them. They're like that big. I want them to. come out here. I want them to open up a. a deli out here. Will he will he like. you talking to him about it? He said he.

would be interested in doing it. I mean, look, he's a [ __ ] hilarious. character. He's a very funny guy. And his food is [ __ ] sensational and. all of it gets imported from Italy. So, he can import it from Italy. Yes, everything is imported from Italy. All the mortadella, the mozzarella, all. that stuff. So, he's getting it all from. Italy. All the sun-dried peppers. Bro, it's sensational. Yeah, I mean, it looked good. I've still. never. I've never had a chance to try it. >> Next time. Next time I go to New York,

you're coming with me. All right, deal. >> Bro, you you're going to feel so bad the. next day, though. Oh my god, Sunday I. was like, "I'm not eating. I'm not. eating anymore." I looked like I was. pregnant. My stomach was out like that. far. I ate so much. Yeah. He gave me a. 4-foot long sandwich, dude. It was 4 feet long. I just kept stuffing. it in my fat face. >> Yeah, I was getting it. >> I ate meatballs. I ate four or five. cannolis. I ate so much. I should not. have gone that deep. What do they cater. to the event? What kind of Why do they. jump off giant sandwiches? >> He just does it for me.

Does like I've blown him up online. I've. blown him up on the podcast. His his. deli's killing it. >> That's a good guy. >> He's a great guy. And I found them just. randomly. G&R Deli in the Bronx. That's. how I found them. After you left. What do you mean? After you left New. York. This is like. >> Oh, yeah, this is recently. This is like. within a couple years. I I. You know, cuz most of the time I eat. really clean and most of the time it's. just meat. But, when I go off, I go I. like to really go off. >> Yeah, I've seen you literally like eat. like a hostage.

Like somebody just got released. It's a problem. Yeah. I'm a real. glutton, man. I've I I eat massive It's. not just eating food that I shouldn't be. eating. I'll eat a massive amount of it. Yeah, some good pasta. It's hard to. stop. I can't stop. It's hard to stop. Oh, I yeah, well, so I ate at this place. Torrisi with my wife on Friday night. That was incredible. Italian food. I ate. way too much there. Way too It was. sensational. And then the next day Giovanni shows up. with these two giant 4-foot sandwiches.

But, I. My rule is when I'm in New York, all. bets are off. All that diet shit's out. the window. I'm eating for fun. I'm just. eating for fun when I'm in New York. >> My greedy ass I ate at I ate at. Di Doa. How do you say it? Oh, Di Doa. >> And then Di Doa on Sunday and then I and. then I did sushi basquiat last night. >> Oh my god, shout out to Jesse Griffith. Jeff Jesse's the head chef and the owner. of Di Doa. He's the The. Right. That I stumbled on it that place. and I I thought I was putting you on. You were like, "Oh, I know that guy.".

Yeah, I found out about that place years. ago because he was on my friend Stephen. Rinella's podcast. And I was like, "Oh, that guy is so interesting." And so I. actually had I don't know if I had him. on my podcast before I ate at his. restaurant or after. I don't remember. But then we went to his restaurant like. during the pandemic when we first moved. here. And it was like you had to be. spread out. We actually ate outside the. first time we did it cuz we couldn't eat. inside yet. Bro, and you know you know what I cuz I. love cuz you know, there's great. restaurants all over Austin. And I and I.

know I know it's going to be good. whenever the staff is generally happy to. be there. Like you go into I did it and. everyone [ __ ] loves it there. Especially like if you see old people. working there. Mhm. Yeah, yeah. You see. somebody that like you know, that's. pushing 50 and they still love and they. happy and gingerly, that it's you know. it's going to be good. Yeah, Dai Due is. sensational. Yeah, the thing and the. thing about them is everything is from. Texas. There's nothing in there you.

can't like you can't even get like a. diet Coke in there. They don't have anything that ain't from. Texas. Mhm. Nothing. So good, too. >> Yeah. And he always has like exotic [ __ ]. on the menu. Yeah, the menu is always. changing but you can always get those um. those pork chops. Oh, yes. Pork chops. are sensational. >> are sensational. Yeah, everything's. sensational. Jesse's like one of the. best chefs in the country. I've been. there enough times now where I know like. anything you order is going to be good. >> Mhm. Yeah. We are spoiled here, bro.

Yeah, big time. >> There's so much good food in Texas and. specifically in Austin. >> At the at the medium to high level. The. fast food is trash. Like if you. No, seriously, like if you if you're if. it's not a Texas fast food place, I I. it's it's such a phenomenon to me. Like. >> Like what's trash? Like everything. that's not a Texas like Dan's is great. Whataburger is great, but like. but like Chick-fil-A is not as good, McDonald's is not as good, Wendy's. Wendy's is terrible. I had Chick-fil-A.

like a month ago. It was amazing. >> No, it's okay, but but it's but it's. it's not up to. >> The service is not as good. I mean. Chick-fil-A tastes the same everywhere. >> You go inside to Chick-fil-A? >> Yeah, I've gone inside or or or if I. order drive-thru thing, man. You want to. eat in your car like a pig like a. disgusting person who hates themselves. >> might be somewhat of exception, but like. even In-N-Out even In-N-Out here is not. as good. What were you telling me that. Chick-fil-A has like aluminum in it? No, that's probably Kirk Cousins. That's.

Tony, I think. >> Who's Tony? Yeah, it was Tony. Yeah, he. was saying Chick-fil-A has aluminum in. it or something. What? What does it have. in it? >> Well, it's. >> What is the controversial ingredient? >> It's I think it's the buns or something, but it's aluminum. It's in a lot of. stuff. Aluminum what though? It's not just. aluminum. No, no, no, no, no, it's not. It's like a It's foil. They grind up. foil and makes it thicker. But sometimes. certain names sound scary. Right. Right. Right. >> just it's something normal. Right. Like. vitamin C sounds scary. Ascorbic acid.

like, "Oh, no." Sodium aluminum. phosphate. Yeah, is that a preservative? I'll look it up. Man, [ __ ] preservatives. That's what's. wrong with us. Everything is preserving your gut biome. It's all getting in there. All this. bacteria nutrients. >> Sodium aluminum phosphate a food. additive. Yeah, I don't think that's. bad. But also also I. I've probably eaten so much of whatever. that is. Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's Um when you. think about like food like that, you're.

just not supposed to eat it every day. That's all it is. It's really good if. you just want to eat it and enjoy like. you ever have Cane's those chicken. fingers? Yeah, yeah, I've had Cane's. >> Those are good. Cane's yeah Cane's. Cane's is pretty good. Pretty good. If. you Just don't do it every day. Just. every now and again. But again, even. Cane's. even Cane's is better in other places. What? You Are you a Cane's connoisseur? No, no, but I'm just I've eaten I've. eaten fast food I've eaten a lot of fast. food. I've heard that In-N-Out here is. not as good. >> In-N-Out here is not as good. Wendy's.

Wendy's is not as good. Does the. In-N-Out here have the same. >> KFC is bad. Does the In-N-Out here have. the same sort of menu or you. you can get off menu stuff? No, it's the. same it's the same everything except the. service sucks and the food is not as. It's just not as consistent. You know. what I mean? Okay. Like cuz I've never. before being. before here I've never been to a cuz you. know like Chick-fil-A and In-N-Out. that's a certain standard. Especially if you're coming from LA. But. you said McDonald's, too. Yeah, the. McDonald's here is trash. >> It's a food distribution issue. Is it?

>> Yeah. This happened once when uh. McDonald's actually bought like my. favorite pizza place from Ohio. They. couldn't expand it, right? Because like. you couldn't get the same ingredients. you get in Ohio. Oh. >> So you don't like a quality. But doesn't. McDonald's like send all the ingredients. to all their places? >> means. you don't have one giant McDonald's. farm. You don't? No. No. It's not how I. mean we would know where that is, you. know? Oh my god, imagine the slaughter. going on at the McDonald's farm. How. many [ __ ] cows are losing their life? >> you got to source that [ __ ] locally.

>> but if I'm going to eat at McDonald's in. any city, Mhm. I I you can you can find. the good McDonald's. Like you just. Google what the good McDonald's in. Detroit or whatever. But here there aren't any. They're all. terrible they're all terrible. >> Interesting. Yeah. And so it's a food. distribution thing? I'm pretty sure it. is. >> How are they getting bad beef in Texas? >> It's not bad beef, but it's just just. not the same. It's not the exact same. The So the process they might not have. the Cuz the thing is it's not it's not. great food. You eat at McDonald's. because you know what you're going to. get. Right. >> It's it's tastes just like it does every.

other time you've had it, but it's not. cuz it's the best. But when it So when. you when you settle for McDonald's, right? And you and you just you know, it's like you have a standard. Yeah, it's like calling your ex, you know, it's like you settle for it and it's not. as good. You just like it No, it's like. it's got to taste like it I'm expecting. Got it. You know, but it's just it's. just off. Mhm. Have you ever seen some. people argue that restaurants are just. who can cook the best Cisco food? So like we're all getting it from the. same kind of distributor. Well, I think. most of them are.

Really? But it's I mean that's that's a. really dwindling it down to the base of. like that's not really what everything's. happening, but Yeah, I'm like I'm pretty. sure if you see like Southwest egg rolls. like it's probably a 50% chance that. that came from a Cisco freezer. You know. that Mexican place you turned me on to. went under? I know. >> That was a bummer. >> I can't believe it went. >> Olivares is what it's called? No, that's. not what it's called. Olivares place is. still open. I don't even remember what. it was called, man, but it was. incredible. >> so good. Yeah. Maybe they just moved. Maybe I need to look look them up cuz I. forget the name of it. >> I don't know, man. I think they went.

under because they spent a lot of money. on that place. Remember the artwork in. that place? >> Yeah, beautiful. >> Well, the location was not cuz they. weren't near any other restaurants. >> It wasn't terrible though. Wasn't hard. to find. Yeah, but it's still off the. path of like any Like if you had to go. over there, there was no other reason to. go over there unless you lived over. there. >> you go over there for a restaurant. Like. it seemed like they were packed when I. was there. That's what it was confusing. >> they were, but. but towards the end it started being. less and less. That happens, man. People get excited. about a new place and it's it's popping.

at first and then it just sort of dies. off. Yeah. That's but that's the first. one of my of a That's the first time. I've seen a great restaurant go under. that I that I liked. >> know. And quick. Yeah, it was it was. probably a year. Yeah. It's a [ __ ]. tough business, man. That's a tough. business. Yeah. And it and it was and. that was started by a guy that like knew. what he was doing. That's how tough it is. Right. Don't you. know the guy? Um I met him. >> No. Okay, yeah. I met him there. Um you know what I wish they would bring.

here is a bizarre meat. Oh, yeah. I mean. it's probably. he probably would go to like a bigger. city than Austin maybe, but Well, he's. got one in Chicago. He just opened up. one in New York. Oh, really? >> Yeah, we ate the one in Chicago. It was. great. >> Oh, of course. >> new one in Vegas. He's got a new one in. Vegas. It moved spots. Oh, okay. So a. different casino? >> Yeah, same deal though. All sensational. Sensational. Off the charts. Oh, bro. And they always look out. Yeah, they're. great. Yeah. And Jose Andres came on the. podcast the the head chef. He was great.

Such a nice guy, man. That guy. genuine like you want to talk about real. charity, that guy genuinely goes to like. war-torn regions anywhere there's a some. sort of a natural disaster and he brings. trucks and they start cooking and they. feed people for free. They feed people. that level of food. >> Yes. His food. His food. He loves. helping people like genuinely loves. helping people and loves cooking for. people. And and and he he went to Poland and was.

catching the Ukrainian refugees when. they were leaving Ukraine. These people. were starving. He set up shop and. started feeding them. That's that's how good a guy that is. Yeah, and he's a master. Master chef. His restaurants are incredible. He came. in here he was making food for us while. we're doing the podcast. How? Like he. had a hot plate or something? >> He had a piece of ham. He was cutting. off ham and [ __ ] and Oh, he had like. that fancy ass ham that was Yeah, hamon. Hamon this thin sliced. Remember that? Yeah, it comes with like a stand. Yeah, man. He gave me a whole leg. I.

took it home with me. Yeah, that would. it'll last forever. >> Yeah, last forever. It's cured. Yeah. Bro, it's so good. It's so good. >> Good food's going to be the downfall of. me. Yeah, but you could have both. >> Yeah, you can have both. >> You just got to you got to have like you. ever see The Rock's cheat meals? Yeah. On Sundays The Rock will have. these legendary cheat meals. I don't. know if he still does it, but he would. post them on Instagram. It was like a. stack of pancakes, giant chocolate chip. cookies. >> the The Rock shrunk down now like John. Cena. He did? Yeah. I think he got too. big cuz he did that movie the the movie.

about Mark Kerr the smashing machine. By the way, it didn't get the love it. deserves. It's a really good movie. It's. not just an MMA movie. It's a very. realistic MMA movie, too. It's like. really he like The Rock is Mark Kerr. They even gave him like a forehead thing. like a prosthesis so he looked more like. a Neanderthal like Mark Kerr. I thought. he was going to get a nomination for. that. >> He gained 30 lb of muscle, wore 22. prosthetics, and trained in MMA camp to. physically transform for his role as.

Mark Kerr. Look what he looked like. Scroll up so you can see what he looked. like. Look what he looked like there. That's. Mark. That's the actual Mark, and that's. The Rock next to him. But that's The. Rock, obviously, playing Mark when he. was younger. Oh, is Mark Kerr still. alive? >> Yeah, yeah, he did my podcast recently. Oh. Yeah, man, that Smashing Machine. documentary is crazy. >> I thought The Rock was going to get a. nominated for that. He should have. He. should have. It's He did a fantastic. job, but nobody watched it. It's one of. those just slipped under It It comes out. to streaming. I can't recommend it.

enough. It's a really good movie, and. it's not just an MMA movie. It's like. there's moments in that movie where you. get anxiety. Like, "Oh my god, don't do. that. Jesus Christ, what are you doing?". It's one of those movies. It's crazy, but he does a phenomenal job. Phenomenal. >> not been nominated yet. They haven't. come out yet. Oh. No. He Well, he should. be for that. I don't think he will He'll. get, you know, it's hard. The The. Academy and a martial arts movie, and. it's like, you know, It's for meatheads. Jamie, I'm surprised you ain't got no. sponsorships with a search app.

What do you mean? What do you mean? You're literally known. for looking [ __ ] up. Well, they should. call me. I'll let you boy. Um let's wrap this [ __ ] up. So, tell. everybody name your special, where they. can get it. >> Uh special is Laughing at the. Mothership. You can see it right now. streaming on Netflix. You can also watch. Don't Tell Thing just came out, and you. can come see me on tour, brianthesimpson.com. And my podcast BS with Brian Simpson. also on YouTube and all the other. streaming platforms. And I will see you. in a few hours. We're going to have some. fun. Hell yeah. Tonight, let's go. All.

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