Joe Rogan Experience #2409 - Brian Redban

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe. Rogan experience. TRAIN BY DAY, JOE. ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT. All day. And we're up. Hey. Hello, good to see. you. >> see you. Did you see that new. information about China came out with a. new quantum computer. that can do uh. it can do an equation in 4 minutes it. takes all the world's supercomputers 2.6.

billion years to solve. Really? >> And it can do it in 4 minutes. Is that real though? I mean allegedly. [laughter]. I mean Allegedly. That's the problem. with this whole quantum thing is I don't. understand I've had it explained to me. four or five times. I don't understand. it. Yeah. Cuz my monkey brain is like. uh-huh. They also say a lot of things, you know. Right. Like so who knows if it's real or. not. Well, uh you mean China? >> Yeah, China. >> [laughter]. >> But but they have American ones that.

have done them too. They've done some. crazy. like Mark Andreessen explained one of. them. That would it's so nuts he said that it. solved a computer that if you took it. solved an equation if you took all of. the world's atoms and converted it into. a supercomputer, all of the universe's. atoms, excuse me, and converted it into. a supercomputer, it would take so much. time to solve this equation that the. universe would die of heat death. And this quantum computer solved it in a.

matter of minutes. Wow. Well, I don't know what it means though. I think what they're trying to say is. that. this somehow or another is proof of the. multiverse because all of these. computers are somehow or another. like this quantum the idea is this. quantum computer is. is computing along with other quantum. computers in other. dimensions, other universes, other. something, other realms.

And that there's an infinite number of. that that there's so many of them that. that's the only thing that can account. for this thing being able to do this so. quickly. I don't Right? >> [laughter]. >> But because you so you're like, okay, what are you saying? Like what are you. saying? What are you doing? What does. this mean? Yes, ChatGPT about it. >> people know this? This is what's weird, right? Let's assume that they're telling. the truth and let's assume that they. figured out a computer that can. it's got god-like powers, right?

How many [ __ ] people know how this. works? Like what is the number? Like if all. those people got assassinated and those. machines were just sitting there just. like off. How long would it be before somebody. came along that could figure out how to. start that up again? Do you know what I'm saying? Like are we. dealing with like So this is it might be. the most monumental technological. breakthrough in the history of the human. race, right? If if something has to be, right? And then you think of what it can do. once it does that. And how many people.

know how to make that? One. schizophrenic. >> [laughter]. >> I mean it's like He's been trying to. tell us the whole time. Is it like one. dude? Is this like one dude that they. just feed and take care of and guard him. everywhere he goes? Like he's the guy. He figured this [ __ ] thing out and no. one knows how to how this magic works. I. mean if you had to guess, like how many. quantum computer scientists that could. successfully recreate a quantum computer. given enough resources? 30, maybe. 30. maybe on the planet? Maybe. >> Yeah. Maybe. And what? Right.

>> 30 out of 8 billion? 30 out of 8 billion? I don't even know. if we're right, but let's assume we're. right. >> Let's say 100, let's get crazy. Let's. say 100. >> Mhm. What if those 100 people what if. some [ __ ]. Mongolian assassin just gets hired to. just take out all of them and they just. start dropping like flies? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This what's weird when there's. technology that's at a level where you.

you got to go like. how many people know how to do that? Like you were just showing me your. phone. Like show show me that phone. again. This is so sexy. This, ladies and. gentlemen, is the new Samsung Fold and I. swear to god when you hold it in your. hand, it feels like a regular phone. And. then. >> Thin. then it is. It's a [ __ ] iPhone. It's so thin. Yeah. If you compare it to my iPhone, it. doesn't feel any different. It feels. smaller. It's smaller. It's smaller than. my iPhone. And then you could use it like a regular.

phone and it's a good size regular. phone. Like kind of the perfect size for. texting. Your thumb goes across easy. Like easy one-hand hold. But then. decadence. >> Right. Now you have a little iPad iPad. with you. Yeah, now you're answering. emails, you're watching YouTube videos. Supposedly that's what Apple's doing. next is they're bringing out a foldable. next year. They always do that though, right? They wait until everybody gets it. right. Samsung finally got it right. Cuz. if they came out with some clunky. [ __ ] like do you remember the. Newton? Yeah. [snorts] Yeah,

>> [laughter]. >> that thing I mean but it was ahead of. its time though, right? It was so ahead of its time. Uh but. who trusted their information in that. thing? Like all your data? Like that. thing's going to crash. That thing's. barely glued together. Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. I remember when I first came out to. California in 1994 there was a guy who. was a head of one of these big studios, like very impressive character. Kind of. guy who wears like uh those tie clasps. and and those cufflinks. He was a tie.

clasp cufflink guy. Like very wealthy. guy. And he had a. one of those Newton stupid things and he. was carrying it around. And I was. looking I was like, what is the benefit. of that? Like you have an address book? I have an address book. Like you write. it down you can just turn to the page. Like what you just turn to the page on. this thing that's as big as a house. Like this thing is so big. It's like a. loaf of bread you're carrying around. everywhere. And then that's what kind of made the. trio, right? Yeah, that stuff that was like a little. baby version of it. Bro, I remember I. thought I was a wizard when I had a. Palm. I was like, look at me. I've got a.

keyboard and screen, [ __ ] I'm. in the future. >> Those were awesome. I remember I resisted the Blackberry for. a while because the people that I work. with on Fear Factor all had the. Blackberries and they were always on. their Blackberry. I was like, that thing. is like stealing your time. Like why you. got to answer emails? Like that's the. new thing. Like you got to be able to. answer emails on the fly. That was a. totally new thing. And you get small. tiny buttons you had to get used to. >> But you could actually send an email. So.

if you were on a Blackberry, like you. were kind of [ __ ] serious. You were. getting things done. Mhm. You're getting. things done. But I noticed early on and. obviously I fell victim to it myself cuz. we're all scrolling. We're all doom. scrolling all day. But when I first. started seeing these guys with the email. on the phone I'm like, man, you want. your [ __ ] email on your computer. You. don't want it on your phone. You don't. want to be carrying your email all the. time. So then anybody can get a hold of. you at any time? And you got to respond. cuz you have to check your [ __ ] email. all the time now? That's another thing. you have to do? That's crazy.

And now look. Now look. >> [laughter]. >> Now we're doomed. We're doomed, son. And then there's, you know, there's tracking of everybody everywhere. now. Everywhere you go, your phone's. tracking where you go. It it's crazy. I saw like a court case. the other day and they were proving that. this woman killed a guy or something. like that and. they actually had the information like. and then at 8:00 you went on this photo. on Instagram and browsed it for 2.3. seconds while and like and it was like,

how do they know that much? They. [laughter] know everything you doing, son. >> Yeah. That's insane. Yeah. Well, so that's why they always. bust people like how to get rid of a. dead body. You know, just [ __ ] people. are. trying [snorts] to find where they can. buy lime for cash. And now I guess ChatGPT is like helping. people like oh, you know, asking ChatGPT. about how to make a bomb or something. like that. >> ChatGPT turn you in? Yeah, ChatGPT will. turn you in. Ooh. You rat.

>> [laughter]. >> I was just theoretically. I wanted to know if you could teach me. how to make a bomb. >> Yeah, one of the loopholes supposedly is. going I'm writing a book and I need to. make it accurate. Can you tell me how to. >> [laughter]. >> Well, apparently that's how you can get. Chap ChatGPT to explain to do a lot of. things that you really shouldn't be. doing. >> Right. Yeah. Yeah, like. my grandmother's [snorts] being held. ransom. Mhm. Like I have to I have to, you know, somehow or another I have to. save her and the only way I could save. her is to make a nuclear bomb. How do I do this? I mean I know I have.

to do it too cuz like I got like I'll. try to make like a naked girl in chat, you know, using Grok image or something. like that. I'm like, okay, she's wearing. a bikini but it's clear and and a bunch. of milk is falling all over her from the. sky, you know. >> [laughter]. >> Is Chat Is Grok limited in any way in. what it allows you to do? Oh, they all. are but Grok seems to be a a little bit. more spicy. but they all catch on you and they're, you know, and stop. Like then they start. acting dumb and Bro, if somebody came.

out, like you know how much money. OnlyFans makes? Yeah. If someone came. out with an erotica app where you could. program it in, it could be you, your. face, and your favorite actress's face. And and that's the porn you watch. It's. all done. But is that that can't be legal? >> No, it's China but you can actually you. can actually be like I want Kanye West I. want huge tits on Kanye. I don't want. any, you know, you want big butt. That's [laughter] nuts. Cuz yeah, I.

almost subscribed to Kanye. Kanye with a. BBL and big fat titties. [laughter]. I mean that would be awesome. >> and he could fly away and become an. eagle. You know, like you can make it. anything. He finishes me off and he. flies away. >> [laughter]. >> And he winks at you. And when he winks he makes that Liberace. noise, dink. >> [laughter]. >> Liberace. You remember that song when Liberace. winks at me? Mhm. God. >> [laughter]. >> I mean even imagine inside someone's.

lifetime conceivably somebody saw that. on television. Cuz that was like what. Jamie was that 1950s? The Liberace winks at me find out when. that was. See let's just imagine. someone's alive to see when Liberace. winks at me on TV and then as they're. older they're seeing Kanye West with big. fat titties and. >> [laughter]. >> you're seeing you're seeing AI that's I. get sent AI things all the time and I. have to tell my friends dude that's not. real. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it had it's.

full it fools me one out of a hundred. times and I and I'll sit there and watch. and be like oh no look that woman had. like weird fingernail in that one frame. you know or something. There's always. some but that's just for now. Like like. a year ago it was easy to tell. Right. Yeah. Well it is pretty hard like. there's I follow a couple of these fake. girls on Instagram you know that are not. real and they have like two million. followers and I'm like ah So many so. many of them. Men are so simple. Show us big titties with a pretty face.

we're like uh. and you have our attention and then you. can [ __ ] sell us hammers or whatever. whatever you're trying to do steal our. data DM us. Yeah that's pretty nice. though. Bro how many fake DMs do you get. or text messages do you get a day? Oh. that's about three or four uh a day. saying like hey Brian you know he's you. know you're selling your house and I'm. like what I'm not selling my house what. are you talking like just Mine aren't. even to me. They're to a dude named. Raymond. Raymond owned my phone number before me.

and Raymond was a [ __ ] Raymond signed. up for everything. This [ __ ] dude. gets text messages all day long. >> I have that same thing and I think it's. on purpose so you you write back hey man. wrong number then they know it's a real. like it's a Yeah but it's the same guy's. name. >> I know me too I have that too I have. that too I think it's someone signed up. for something and then someone sold the. data. So like you use your cell what. happens is a lot of these sleazy. [ __ ] Here's the thing we never. thought that data was a commodity.

Whoever thought when you would sign up. and give someone your email address that. that would be valuable like a commodity. And find out what you're interested in. what stuff you buy online what websites. you visit that's a commodity? Wow. That's the problem. Yeah. The problem is. is they can make money and so all. someone has to do is get an email list. like say you know something you're. selling or whatever. Sign up for receive. our newsletter okay. and then they have this big ass database.

and then you just sell it to anybody. These [ __ ] scumbags it's. all of a sudden you you're getting. text messages from Nigeria. >> [clears throat]. >> You know you won money in a lottery and. you just have to fill out a form. Oh. really? Oh really? They've been doing that for a while. though right? Remember like you would go. to the mall and there'd be a like car. enter to win this car you know and you'd. fill out all this information with like. how are you That was mailing lists you. would get stuff sent to you in the mail. mail [ __ ].

people don't realize you just get spammy. ads in the mail. Like [clears throat]. you'd get your mail and like half of it. would be [ __ ] Yeah. Remember those. days? Yeah I I mean that's still kind of. the still kind of the way. Yeah but does anybody read those stupid. things you get those things in the mail. those spammy ads? No. No. No. But I guess enough do. Why don't. they make that illegal? I know. There's. so many things like that. Why why I. think right now every house should have. solar like that has to be the roof from. now on you know any brand new house has.

to have solar. Why not? It would certainly be a lot easier on. the grid. >> Yeah and we know the grids is going to. get worse and worse with all these crazy. computers and 100% the grid the grids. can't sustain AI. Like if if AI becomes you know much. bigger than it is which is what. everybody anticipates it's a. >> [clears throat]. >> demands for power crazy. And this this grid will crash. Like. remember when. >> [laughter]. >> it was what it was one of the most. California things ever.

They passed a law saying that all new. cars had to be electric by like 2035 or. something like that. And then. a couple weeks later they said please. don't charge your electric car cuz the. grid can't handle [laughter] it. It's so California. We're going to save. you by destroying civilization. We're. going to save you. We're going to save. you you're going to have to get a.

electric car only electric so we all. feel good about ourselves and then in. the process you you cook the grid. The grid has they used to do brownouts. all the time just for air conditioning. Remember those? >> Oh yeah like you had like a part of the. like you're from 12 to 2 and 2 to 4 like. based on where you live. >> just enough so it didn't ruin all the. food in your freezer. You know like they. were like keep your freezer shut keep. your fridge shut you should be okay but. they had to do it cuz they didn't have. enough juice for the whole city.

Yeah I mean it it happens a lot almost. here almost here like I watch our grid. all the time like oh you know it's so. close to failing here in Texas. >> No they have it on the news when this. happens and stuff. Well definitely happened during that big. freeze the. first year we moved here. Ooh that got. sketchy. Yeah. That got weird because. there was people that didn't have any. heat for like a week and people are like. well you're in Texas shut up. No it was. 20° out. It was 20° in your house I. remember being back home. Some people. died because they tried to light things.

on fire in their house they died from. smoke inhalation. Or putting their. generators in their garage. Do you have backup battery backup yet? Yeah yeah yeah it's great. Yeah. Um the. thing about solar is solar is relies on. batteries and then the batteries degrade. and you have to get more batteries and. then the. the real dilemma the moral dilemma is. the way they get batteries. Yeah. That's that's what nobody all these. green [ __ ] don't want to talk. about Siddharth Kara's book.

The book on how they get cobalt out of. the Congo and he when he came in here he. showed us all these different videos. that he had taken off his cell phone of. these people pulling these minerals out. of the ground to make batteries and. you're like oh my god. Like this is crazy. This is it's. one of the weirdest things ever that the. most advanced thing that we all possess. a cell phone. is made in the most barbaric way.

possible. Like the original source. minerals are being hammered out of the. ground by people who live in dirt floors. they have no money they have babies on. their back. It's insane. It's literally insane that. that's the source human beings are doing. that. These aren't robots they're human. beings operating these conditions so. that people. can check Tik Tok. There's no way to recycle it at all?

I don't know. That's an Elon quote you. put that on the Elon list. It should be. it should be a law it should be like is. there anything left in your battery is. there anything the stuff is really. valuable. Slaves are pulling it out of. the ground. Like that's literally what's. happening and it's a lot of it is run by. other countries too man. And they're running these these. operations out of the Congo and you're. like. and then we're like. uh. I I'm Greg I work at the Apple store can. I help you? Like Greg if you follow Greg.

down the line you the [ __ ] minerals. in your battery is so evil. It's really evil man. I mean that's why they call them. conflict minerals right? >> Right. Is any of the new well I guess. you wouldn't know like any of the cuz. there's all these different battery. techs like I know there's. >> Yeah there's a new one that uh uh. Yeah there's definitely a more energy. dense one that uh uh like. who's using it now? It's not OnePlus.

It's um one of those other Chinese Oppo? One of one of those big Chinese. companies that makes killer cell phones. that we never get. >> banned here. It's got yeah it's got a. 7200 milliamp battery. So the iPhone has a 5200. or something like that. So this is like significantly larger. than the iPhone battery. What's crazy. though is the screen is brighter. it's got like more nits and if you have.

them both on full screen brightness and. watch a video like watch like prolonged. video forever. the iPhone only dies like 35 minutes. uh before this one does. Like they both. go like 19 hours but this one's like 19. hours and 35 minutes. Like okay. Well you got a big ass battery and why. does it only go 35 more minutes for like. 40% more battery? That seems stupid.

Cuz they're not as optimized. That's the. thing that Apple has over everybody. They only have one operating system and. they make the devices the end. And so. like [clears throat] it's everybody. else's you're supporting a Samsung phone. and those how about those weirdos with. Sony phones? This episode is brought to you by Happy. Dad Hard Seltzer. A nice cold Happy Dad. is low carbonation gluten free and is. easy to drink. No bloating no nonsense. When you're watching a football game or.

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>> But the cameras are really good on them. >> Bro, Sony phone is the unheralded hero. of the cell phone world. Because they'll. they'll still make a phone with a jack. where you could put in a real audio jack. in. Yeah. And listen to like real music. >> have a dongle and all that crap. >> Well, you could also charge it at the. same time. Instead of this stupid stupid. USB-C thing. Because like if you have to. listen to something if something's like. really important your phone's running. out of battery, you have to make a. choice. You either you either wear Bluetooth and. and cook your brain.

>> [laughter]. >> or, you know, you have to charge or. listen or you have to put it on speaker. phone or something. But with the Sony. phones, they still have the old school. headphone jack. I like the old school one. I hate. dongles so much on these phones. It just sucks that that we they're. banned. Like so many of these like cell. phones although these technologies, you. know, cuz it's from China is banned and. it's like DJI, one of the biggest. coolest companies that makes some of the. best drones ever. You know, they just. got banned. All and now we have to have.

like the second best which is just like. crap. Like we went we're went backwards. 10 years in drone technology. Yeah. >> And China's way ahead on drones, right? Way I mean way ahead. And they're like. $600 and you know, they're this big and. they're super light and and what sucks. is that the US said, "Okay, you know, if. you you DJI is like we have nothing to. do with the government. Please and I. don't know if you heard, but we're going. to make a million drones. We have so. many drones. They have 1 month though.

for the there's like five different. departments in the US government to to. to research the company DJI and say, "Yes, they're China with China. government or not." And none of the. government or none of these four five. departments have done anything since and. they have like three weeks left until. they're 100% banned forever. It's. probably a trade tactic if I had a. guess. >> Yeah, I think a lot of what Trump does. is trade tactics. Like he threatens he. threatened he threatened Xi Jinping.

[clears throat] that he's going to start. testing nuclear bombs again. That's what he said. Like they're. they're testing nuclear bombs. So he's. like, "If they're testing bombs, we're. going to test bombs. We don't want to. test bombs.". He's he's. said he was going to test bombs and all. of a sudden they're having. like really fruitful conversations. They. sit down and and talk it out. I think. the craziness of him helps in that way. Cuz once he sits down and talks to. people, you know, he's.

he's pretty good at making deals. You. could hate the guy. You could do you. could you know, you could be like, "Fuck. him. He's Okay. Okay. Okay." But look. he's already negotiated peace. settlements with many African countries. that have been at war for decades. These. people have been in conflict forever. There's quite a few different. international conflicts that he's. somehow or another brokered peace deals. for. And nobody wants to like look at that. Like like he's not profiting from making. sure these people don't kill each other. He wants legitimately there's some part.

of him that you have to admit doesn't. want people to die. And if he can. prevent that, he's going to try to do. that. Also, the crypto coin's sketchy as [ __ ]. Yeah. [laughter] But you know what I. mean? Like you got to be able to say. you got to be able to say all of it, right? It's all there's a whole lot. It's like all human beings. He's got a. lot of things going on. He's just got. more because he's the [ __ ] president, but some of those tactics of talking. [ __ ] and it kind of seems to work a.

little. Admit it or not, do you think it's. unpresidential or not, you're probably. correct. Some of it seems to work. It's not. working with Russia at all. Yeah. >> The Russia-Ukraine thing like remember. he said he was going to be able to fix. that in 24 hours and then and Putin was. like, "Okay, I'm going to [ __ ] with. you." Yeah. Cuz you know, Putin is on a. totally different level. He's a legit. [clears throat]. dictator. I mean, he's been running. Russia for a long [ __ ] time. And he's. got that place locked down so tight that. even if he really did allow for open.

elections, he'd still win all the time. Mhm. And why would he allow for open. I know what's best for you. >> [laughter]. >> That's crazy that that still happens. You know what I mean? In most countries, bro. That's what's crazy. This is the only. country legitimately where it's up for. grabs. Like that's how a guy like Trump. can get in there. I mean, it's a crazy. evil battle and now people are being. prosecuted because of a lot of the. things that they tried to do while while. he was in office the first time.

I mean, there's there's so many cases. going on right now that seem to be. legitimate. Like they legitimately Did. you see the BBC thing? The BBC thing is. crazy. They had a BBC had to resign. because they took a film of Trump from. January 6th, the speech that he gave, and they edited it so something that he. said 52 minutes later. they put right after when he said. something to make it look like he was. trying to get people to go attack people.

and fight at the Capitol. I don't know. They He does that to you all the time. But [laughter] this one's But this one's. nuts. This Not only is this one nuts, but this one is for. a literal president of the greatest. country the world's ever known. He's the. president and you're lying about what he. said publicly. Uh which is on the internet, which. anybody could see. Like it is. the the clearest like indication of how.

how that woke [ __ ] was rotting people's. brains. And is still. >> It's still, but just less. You know what. I mean? It was it was like it was on the. march then and they all felt like they. had to go along with it. And so and by. any means necessary we must make sure. that you know, so they decided to paint. a different version of what he said. And. they're [ __ ] now. They're [ __ ]. >> BBC. 60 Minutes did it with the Kamala. Harris interview, but they did it the. other way. They made it look like she. had a good answer.

Which is like it's. so crazy. Like you guys are supposed to. be the news. You're not supposed to be. the propaganda arm of whatever party you. support. This is nuts. >> [snorts]. >> This is [ __ ] nuts and BBC is always. like the one you quote when you want to. seem smart. I was watching this thing on. the BBC. Oh, dude. You watch the BBC? You must be [ __ ] smart. And PBS. I mean, they used to be what I. considered like school. Like that's. like, you know, like the best the good.

guys. You [laughter] see that PBS lady? She's like, "Sometimes truth gets in the. way of good.". I was like, "What? No, it doesn't. [laughter]. Truth doesn't get in the way. You. [ __ ] crazy asshole." And then they. had they had an interview with her and. they were like like asking her. questions. Like. such non-answers. Like what do you What did you mean by. this? Have you Are you you know, what is. what is Do you guys lean in one way or. another ideologically or politically? And there's like this circular.

non-answer dance. where you don't you where you're never a. real person. You're not saying, you. know, like, "Thank you, Mr. Senator, for. that question." You know, like you're. not real. You're just you're just trying. to get through this session without. revealing anything that's going to force. you to be sued. >> [gasps]. >> And that's in charge of the narrative. that we get on TV. And a respected narrative. PBS very. respected. BBC very respected. Like from because of the past and it.

just got infected by zombies. They just. made their way THROUGH THE GATES. AND THEY TOOK OVER THE STAFF. BLUE HAIR. WHAT'S NEXT? UH THERE'S A rejection of that, but the. scary part is what we usually do is we. do something like that and then we. overcorrect, right? And then we go like. white nationalist. [ __ ] them. We're all. Christian. Get rid of the Muslims. You. know what I mean? Like it gets. it gets scary when there's like hardcore.

ideological conflict cuz people push. back. Oh, you want to know what a [ __ ]. is? I'll show you a [ __ ] [ __ ]. right? You know, that's what happens. You kind of called me a [ __ ] Okay, [ __ ] It's on. You know, and. then. that's what people are doing on the left. and the right. And the ultimate. expression of that is obviously Charlie. Kirk. Charlie Kirk gets shot and people. are celebrating. Like, "Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You You want people to. die that you disagree with?" Like where. are we right now on the scale of one to.

to. civil war? Where are we? Are we at. seven? Cuz I thought we were five. I. thought we were like four. Four or five. But after Charlie Kirk thing, I'm like, "Oh, we might be like seven." This might. be like step seven on on the way to a. bonafide civil war. Cuz as soon as you start celeb like. regular people celebrating somebody. getting murdered in front of their wife. and kid on television in front of the. whole world. As soon as you celebrate. that, like man, you're in dark. territory. You're in dark territory. And.

if the worst thing you could say about. that guy is that he said some things I. disagree with and you're celebrating. that he got shot in the neck in front of. the world? Whoa. And you work at an insurance. company? >> [laughter]. >> This is nuts and you thought it was okay. to say that on Instagram? This is nuts. This is nuts. Like what are you guys on? Like what's. happening here?

Estrogen pills. >> [laughter]. >> I think it's Adderall. >> Adderall. I think there's a lot of folks. out there, high productivity folks that. are on amphetamines. >> Yeah. You're an amphetamine person. You know, which is why they're so mean. Like amphetamine people are mean. Weed people are like, aw. You know, weed [laughter] people are. like, well, you know, man, like she's in. a bubble and like she the people she's. around, they all think it's the right. thing to do that you, you know, you you.

have the platform and you know it's. right. Like. You don't know what's right. I don't. know what's right. Nobody knows what's. right. The only way you find out what's. right is you got to talk to people and. you all you listen to like their logical. arguments about something and you're. like, oh, okay. Yeah, you got a good. point. I never thought about that way. But if you can't do that, then you never. figure it out and if instead of doing. that, you decide the other people can't. talk or you make up some facts or you. edit some video together to make it look. like somebody said something they.

totally didn't say. Have you seen it? You seen the the like. what they edited? >> Mhm. Jamie, do you can you find it real. quick, an example of it so we could see. it? Cuz it's so nuts. Like how did you think. you were going to get away with this? But this is what they [ __ ] done so. many times. They did that with that very. fine people hoax. Where they tried to pretend that he was. saying that some of the neo-Nazis are. very fine people. >> Mhm. That's not what he said. >> Yeah. >> They they cut edited the [ __ ] [ __ ]. out of that and then Obama was saying.

that during the campaign for Kamala. Harris. Did he call it white nationalist. very fine people? Like he's saying that on the campaign. trail. Like that's crazy. Wow. >> [clears throat]. >> So, here play this out. >> down. to the capital then I'll be there with. you. and we fight. We fight like [music] hell and if you. don't fight like hell, you're not going. to have a country anymore. All right, that's the BBC. to the capital. >> This is what he actually said. >> [cheering].

>> AND WE'RE GOING TO CHEER ON. our brave senators and congressmen and. women. 54 minutes. We fight like hell and if. you don't fight like hell, you're not. going to have a country anymore. That's. crazy. >> Crazy. Crazy. He was literally saying the. opposite. >> Yeah. He was calling these senators and. congress people going to cheer on these. brave senators and congress people. That's crazy. On PBS? That's nuts. Bro,

by [clears throat] the way, he's playing. sarcastic. He doesn't want to cheer on. the brave senators. He was a scarecrow. with a mob of people. Let's be real. about both things. Let's be real about. both things. But he's also saying they. stole the [ __ ] election and. >> [sighs and gasps]. >> I feel like if you say that, you've got. to have some [clears throat] like really. good evidence that you could give out. Like if you said to me, if I ran for. president and I I told you, dude, they. stole the election. And you're like, how? I would have an answer. I would.

have an answer. No one has an answer. Every There's no documentary that's. really good. Like no one's like put. together like a rock solid peer reviewed. paper supported documentary. This is. exactly what happened. This is how they. stole the election. We know that you can. do this. We know they did this. We know. that these things got dropped off. We. know it didn't make any sense. We know. there's dead people voted. We know there. was ballots that were mail-in ballots. that were brought in in shipments and.

all of them were for Biden and there was. thousands and thousands of them and they. swung vote. Okay, if you have that, then. you got to make a [ __ ] documentary, a. really good one, and put it out there so. everybody can understand it. Because. it's crazy that this is four years later. and people are still saying that. Or. you don't want to fix it. Because you monkey with the elections, too. You know? And here is there evidence of. that? Well, I do know that a. a Republican company Who bought.

Dominion? Who bought the Dominion voting thing? I I believe this a GOP supporter bought. the voting machines. >> Oh, really? Right. Yeah. Wait, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. So, >> [clears throat]. >> it's one of two things that's going on. Dominion voting system sold to company. run by former Republican election. official. What? Yeah, it's real sus. >> [laughter]. >> This is where it gets sus.

Um. >> [clears throat]. >> I had Rep Luna on the podcast and one of. the things that she said that was really. shocking. She said sometimes they don't want to. fix things because they can. campaign against them. I was like, what? No. They fundraise against them. No. >> I was like, no. And then I was like, of. course. They don't want to fix it. They. want it so that it's us versus them and.

you're going to lose your right to. whatever it is. Whatever it is. It's just a big old hustle, dude. Insane. It's a big old hustle. Cuz. there's one of things that's going up. one or two things is going on. Either. you don't have any evidence that they. stole the election or you have evidence. and you're not telling me. Why won't you. not tell me? Why won't you not tell me? I'll tell everybody. You have evidence? Like or. you're like, oh, is that how they did.

it? Okay. Let's spread some money around. Let's. make it happen our way. Let's copy. We'll just like uh. Xiaomi when they make the iPhone that. looks exactly like a uh. >> It looks cool. >> Their phone They even called the Pro Max. >> It it's badass. >> This has the screen on the back. on the. front and the back. Yeah. That was the. one. >> Yeah. >> That was the one. >> Yeah. >> That was that's the one that has. It has a new kind of battery. It's a. different different composition, right? >> Right. Yeah.

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Limited time offer. It's some. God, I don't want to [ __ ] it up. But that was one of the big criticisms. of the newest Samsung phone, the. >> [clears throat]. >> uh 26 Ultra, the speculation is that. they haven't switched to that type of uh. battery production yet. >> Yeah. Samsung is getting criticized cuz. they're not keeping up with the Chinese. phones. Like they got a bunch of loyal. Samsung people, but they're not keeping. up with the highest end Chinese phones. Other than that. >> Right. >> That's that that's the step up. That but.

like there's there's some things that. the higher end Chinese phones are doing. that's like, woo. Yeah, they've been pretty safe lately, Samsung has, with their phones. They. kind of uh doing what Apple's doing, you. know, just every just a little thing. different every single year instead of. just I mean, I just saw a phone. I think. it's uh was it the Razer phone? No, but. it has like a liquid uh cooling in it. So, the back is all just like water. bubbles going around and stuff. Like. it's so badass looking.

>> that? Uh. >> [sighs]. >> Jamie, you know what I'm talking about? It's uh. Who is it? Razer? No, like liquid. cooling phone. Somebody just showed it. Oh, JerryRigEverything just had it uh. and he tore it apart and everything like. that. And. it's badass. >> that guy's show, but it also makes me. sad. Uh here it is. Uh. >> [snorts]. >> Unbox Therapy. Red Magic. Oh, didn't you have a red. phone, Jamie? >> It's the same company. It's not? >> No. Oh, it's [ __ ] thieves. Look at. that. See See those white dots? That's.

actually water bubbles. Ooh. >> And when it gets hot, it just starts. spinning. >> a gaming phone? >> Yeah. >> [sighs]. >> How much do I want water bubbles? >> [laughter]. >> I do want water bubbles, but I don't. want them enough to switch to Android. It's a problem. Yeah, that phone looks. awesome. >> dope. That's a problem though, the the. gaming on the phone, dude. Man, I I. can't [ __ ] with that. It's right there. It's too accessible. I. don't want to get addicted to some. stupid game on my phone. Yeah.

It's I I'm not into it. >> love it. They love it. >> Willie Montgomery, he sits there and. plays like three hours of just a brick. game. [laughter]. Willie Montgomery. That video you sent me of him bombing. Austin Comedy Festival, that [ __ ] is so. funny. >> Dude, [laughter] there's so many videos. now of it. >> Oh my god, that's so funny. Here's the. thing about William. William to me is the ultimate once you. see him, you love him and you want to. see him more comic. The ultimate. Yeah. But the first time you see him, you're.

like, "What the [ __ ] is this?". >> Yeah, like Brody Stevens. When you first. see Brody, you're like, "What the [ __ ]. is he yelling at?". >> Exactly. He's really the most similar. guy to Brody that I know. >> Yeah. And they're both They're both. weirdos. >> Yeah, [laughter] they are. William's. such a weirdo, but he's a great guy, just like Brody was. But he's if you see. him though, like the Black Keys, those. guys [ __ ] love him. >> Oh, yeah. >> And when they came into the studio, they. wanted to come to the club. They go, "William, are you coming? Are you. coming?" I go, "I'll make sure he's. there." And I called up William. I'm. like, "William?" Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Pat and Dan, they [ __ ] love him, man. He's got so many fans cuz he's so. unique. He's so unique. But you got to. know what you're getting into with him. Right. And don't have him open up for. you if you're What's that? Morgan Jay? Who is he opening up for? He's like, "Who's that guy?" That That That guy's. so Is that a girl or a guy? I have no. idea. I don't know I just saw the clip. you showed me. I didn't see anything. else. It's I think it's that guy that. goes into the audience with a like a. autotune microphone, you know, that's. really popular for some reason. Like.

he's See, I'm so old. >> Me, too. I don't even know. >> old, I'm out of the loop. I don't know. what these kids like. >> Yeah, Morgan Jay. Who's Morgan Jay? >> I find out about artists and when I find. out about them, they have 20 million. Instagram followers. I'm like, "Okay.". That's who like Yeah, that's who it is. Morgan Jay. And he has 5.2 million. followers and his whole thing is like he. just goes into the audience with a He's. not really a comedian. Like he's more of. a perform like a performer. He just goes. into the audience and like and talks to. people. Like he does crowd work. That's. pretty much And now he's like one of the.

biggest stars right now. Like it's. crazy. >> like crowd work. That's why they like. Matt Rife. Like he does does a lot of. crowd work. >> sexy, man. Sexy, too. >> [snorts]. >> Both things, but it's also the crowd. work. If he was just sexy wasn't good at. crowd work, he wouldn't have the. audience he does. Matt's funny. Mhm. He's really quick. Yeah. You know, that's like a certain style of. performing, you know, he's real calm on. stage and you know, he finds the thing. to say. And people love that cuz you're. doing it off the top of your head and. it's wild for them. They're like, "Oh my.

god.". But. you know, it's just a different thing. It's a different thing than you know, like regular stand-up. >> Mhm. [clears throat] You know. Kind of. like. It's kind of like what? Like kind of. like Chappelle is. Like he's like a. totally different like he'll sit there. and just smoke a cigarette on the stool. like talking like like chill and stuff. like that. You know, that's like a. different style of stand-up comedy. It's. relaxing. Well, [laughter] Dave is also. like Dave comes up with material by. ranting, you know, so he [clears throat]. records his all these sort of shows.

where he's just working on material and. then he. goes over and finds out what he said. that made sense, what he said that was. funny. Mhm. You know, he just lets it. kind of flow, you know? It's a very interesting way of doing it. and obviously it works really well. Boy, that guy is so dedicated to comedy. It's It's so interesting. Like all these. years he's been doing stand-up and he's. still. more dedicated than ever. You know, he's. always performing. He's always like. showing up somewhere and working. He's.

always like he's just constantly piecing. it together. And he's such a nice guy. Like [ __ ] the nicest guy to. everybody. Mhm. You know, like he like he was upset with. Chris Rock after Chris Rock made that. special. Not upset, but disagreed, I. should say. That he went so hard after. Will Smith. >> [laughter]. >> You know what I mean? >> Yeah. It's like that's how nice he is. Have you seen Will You probably talked. about this Will Smith like new song?

Like That's great. >> [laughter]. >> That's my phone ring. Are you serious? It's your new. >> me. That's my phone ring. Remember what. you used to be I am beautiful? >> [laughter]. >> That's Christina Aguilera. Yeah, that. used to be your old callback or your. ringtone. No, beautiful. No matter what. they say. Words. can't bring me down. Those were the. days. Yeah, man, it was fun. You could get a. phone. You would It was like I had a. Verizon flip phone and you could.

download ringtones. >> you do that now? I just thought of that. You [laughter] can't do that anymore. >> can. >> make a song a ringtone. Well, Did that. go away? Is that Is that really not a thing. anymore? >> thought about that. Wait a sec. Why. would they Is that real? >> [laughter]. >> No. Wait, what the [ __ ] You should be. able to do it like pick a song on iTunes. and Right. >> How How can't you Why can't you do that. anymore? >> you can. >> No, no, you can't. >> Can you? Yeah. You can? Yeah. You can? Okay. WHAT?

>> [laughter]. >> WAIT, NO ONE DOES THAT ANYMORE. NOBODY. DOES THAT. I'm going to switch mine back. in black. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]. That's what everybody used to do that. back then. Now no one does it. Zero. people do that now. >> Zero. Zero. More people are making their car alarm. sound on their Teslas like things, but. you know what You know how you can do. that? You can make like fart sounds or. whatever. That was like a scene in. movies, right? Where the phone would. play Bad to the Bone.

Bad to the Bone. Yeah. >> That's crazy. >> [laughter]. >> And you remember when you would call. people and music would play? Yes. Their their tone of their. When you would hear You would hear a. shitty song. You're like, "God, you're making me. listen to this?". Yeah, now now you don't want to do any. of that because you don't want to anyone. to know that's your phone number. You. know what I mean? Like like You don't. want to go super specific.

>> Yeah. Right. Yeah. I used to be like, "This is Brian, man." You know, that Now. [ __ ] that. Yeah, remember people used to. always have like funny things that they. would leave. "Hey." Joey Diaz. Like [ __ ] sucker. I'm not the phone. For the. >> [laughter]. >> He's the last one When you get a text. from him, to this day, I'm like, "Really?". >> Yeah. He texts us more nowadays. It's. kind of cool. It's kind of cool. Really? >> [laughter]. >> You know the the torture he put you. through when you would try to text him.

Or or with the laptop in the green room. one time. He's like bending my finger. backwards. I was like, "Turn that off, [ __ ] sucker." I'M LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, JOEY.". >> [laughter]. >> YEAH, HE DIDN'T LIKE the laptop. >> like technology. He was fighting technology to the nail, but he's right in a lot of ways, you. know. Mhm. It's just [laughter] I I feel like the. people that fight technology right now. in 2025, it's like, "What are you doing? What What are you Come on. You can't. beat this thing." Yeah. You better just. adjust to the new world, son, or you're. going to be out in the [ __ ] field. with a horse-driven plow.

Adjust to the new world, okay? Just have. some fun. Whatever this is, you're not. going to stop it. This [ __ ] is. rolling down the hill. >> [laughter]. >> Like no one's hitting the brakes on. technology now unless. unless like a big event happens. Unless. like a boom, some big asteroid hits us. or. China. implements those really good drones. >> drones come out. Wake up.

I think the Trump administration just. said they were going to buy a million. drones. >> [snorts]. >> Well, that's good timing for banning a. whole. drone company. I actually heard a rumor. I never looked in it that. some. about that where the the owner of that. drone company is like owned by the vice. president of the United States of. America. What? >> Yeah, I I don't J.D. Vance? Yeah, I. think J.D. has like. See, I haven't researched it yet, so I. don't know if it's true. [laughter] But. that that's hilarious if it's true. because we just canceled DJI and now And. he owns.

>> I I read that somewhere, but never. researched it. >> what specifically? We'll find out. >> It was the supposedly the vice I think. it was the vice president owns a or is. investor invested in a drone company and. and the US is buying all these drones. from it. >> [laughter]. >> Well, I think I might be wrong, but. >> That's an important thing to get. correct. Yeah, I I forgot that I did it. >> to edit this out if it's not correct. >> Right. Um Young Jamie, put that into our. sponsor Perplexity. and find out whether or not we have a AI.

sponsor. Perplexity. I like them. They're awesome. >> Yeah, they're great. Um. Let's see if. it has information. See, there's one. thing it's like you can be an investor, right? Like like you maybe you have a. stock portfolio and you invest in a. bunch of different companies because. someone told you they're really good 4. years ago. When you become the vice. president, are you supposed to get rid. of those now? How's that work? Yeah, I would think you Well, It gets a. little Nancy Pelosi-ish. >> no new investments, but. >> If we don't even know if he does have.

stock in it. >> Probably It's true. It's probably not. real. No way. >> SIGNIFICANT TIES. >> [laughter]. >> THE FIRST MAKE THAT A LITTLE LARGER, PLEASE. Oh my god. This is the first. sentence. J.D. Vance has significant. ties [clears throat] to the drone and. broader defense technology industry. through his previous career as a venture. capitalist before entering political. office. Vance co-founded and managed. funds that invested in several. defense-related startups, including the.

companies at forefront of drone, aerospace, and surveillance technology. Mhm. Okay. So, Oh, the Okay, this is Anduril. This is. uh. Yeah. Okay. Interesting. Okay. Leading. Can you put that back up so I can. finish this? Uh leading defense tech startup.

specializing in autonomous systems, including drones. Palmer Lucky was on. the podcast. He's This is his company, too. He brought these those crazy. headsets where you could see people. behind walls. >> Bro. Yeah. That shit's awesome. >> That's all the same company. Um uh benefiting from new federal. legislation and growing demand for. advanced military drone surveillance and. automation. Boy, we're so close to the Terminator. >> [laughter]. >> Okay, here it is. Uh federal financing.

disclosure forms show that Vance. maintained those investments, sometimes. valued in the hundreds of thousands, while serving as vice president, although ethical boundaries about. recusal and direct control over such. assets are subject to federal ethics. rules. So, there's federal ethics rules. as to what happens. Like if he passes a law that benefits. that company that he has a significant. stake in. >> Mhm. Vance has publicly commented on the. national security dimensions of drone. technology, criticizing the risks posed.

by foreign, particularly Chinese, drone. manufacturers and advocating for US-made. autonomous systems in both military and. civil sectors. Well, that is accurate, though. It is a problem. And it's not. just a problem. because there's like a bunch of. problems. One of them is uh in America. to operate some drones when they get. really high-end, you have to have. pilot's license. Uh not not if it weighs under. uh 250 g, which is what.

you know, they're like the really nice. small ones. >> Right, but they have one of the ones. that were buzzing New Jersey. >> with Yeah. [clears throat] When they. were flying those weird ones. >> ones, yes. What do you think those were? Do you think those were like government. drones they're testing? Probably this. company. >> Yeah, probably that company right there. Probably Palmer Lucky with a [ __ ]. joystick. Assassinated. Palmer Lucky. [laughter] sitting at home with a an. Xbox. >> Yeah, with his game little Game Boy. thing. Dude, he was one [snorts] of. those guys where you're talking to and. you're and like right away you're like, "Oh, okay." Like you're crazy smart. Like it's a weird This is weird smart.

You know what I mean? >> Yeah. This is Some dudes are weird Like. Elon's weird smart. There's people that. are weird smart. You're like, "Oh, okay." Yeah, Palmer's a badass, man. Like I saw a interview with him and it. just showed like his living room or. something and it just looks like my. living room. Like like nerd stuff. everywhere, you [clears throat] know? >> Oh, yeah, for sure. He [snorts] had a copper jacket on. A. copper jacket? >> copper. I was like, "What is it?" He's. like, "It's the whole jacket's like a. Faraday cage." Like you put your jacket. in you put you put your your phone in. the pocket, it disappears. Oh.

I was like, "Wow." It was heavy. Yeah, I'm sure. >> I put it on, I was like, "This is. weird." And then you're like, "You can't. move so good in it." $20 worth of. pennies. Probably [laughter] at least. Probably. at least. It was weird. It's a weird. [snorts] thing to own, a copper jacket, but it's very Palmer-Lucky-esque. You know what I mean? It's interesting. Yeah, so this [snorts] drone thing like. So, China has been investing like the. way it works, their government and their. corporations are like this. They work together. And they work together for China. Like.

and you don't have a choice. Like this. is You can make a lot of money, but you. do what the [ __ ] we tell you to do, [ __ ] And that's how they run things. over there. And because of that, they. can dump a ton of money into these. things for the future of China and and. boost them up and make them work. And. then they all compete They compete. against each other in China. You know, and. it's it's like a weird hybrid of. capitalism and communism. It's very. strange. And they have a giant head start. Like. they do drone shows. You've seen the.

shows? Mhm. Well, they have like dragons. in the sky and samurai. >> been to one? No, I saw a small one at. COTA at the Circuit of the Americas out. here. It was pretty dope. >> But the ones they do are nuts. They're. nuts. >> had like one of the biggest ones ever. recently. See if you can find some video. on some China drone shows. >> Yeah. They're it's. incredible. And they're their drones are. more advanced. They they they're pushing. their technology faster and.

you know, that stuff works. exponentially. And if you put the the. brakes on American technology, you also. put the brakes on American. manufacturing. >> Look at that. That's nuts. >> Each one of those is a drone. That's. nuts, dude. I mean, that literally looks. like something from Avatar. Dude, yes. >> Right? Look at that. That's insane. >> DMT trip right there. That's insane. Look at this There's an enormous flower. that's at the end of this little girl's. kite rope. Look at they did the moon. >> Spinning. That's crazy.

Is that Wait a minute. Hold on. Are. those real? Yeah, that's real. That's. real for sure. Sure for sure. Yeah. It's just on uh that's the one I was. talking about, the the largest one ever. This is the largest one ever? Was it. that that we just saw? Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, this is how they do it. Look at. that. >> many drones they have. How many drones. are involved in this? >> I think it's a 10,000 drones. Oh my god. This is insane. >> up 10,000 drones.

Dudes are doing kung fu in the sky. >> that's nuts. Wow. Wow. >> [groaning]. >> That's so impressive, man. It really is. >> they're all just sync Oh my god. Like. come on, man. At one point in time. some sometime in the near future. that. that mean they're going to be able to do. whatever they want in the sky. We also. have the sphere in America. They don't.

have a sphere. Yeah. You mean the big. building? >> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm just saying. I get it. The sphere is pretty dope. They're like, "Why don't we have that? Why can't we go to They probably will. >> music like that?". >> But at some point in time, they're going. to be able to have movies in the sky. that are made out of drones. >> Drones. Yeah, every drone's going to be. like an LED and then it's going to. replace, you know. >> Well, you'll be forced to watch a movie. You'll be forced to lay down on your. lawn and watch a movie in the sky. Yeah. Like why wouldn't they be able to If. they can do that, this is very. primitive, right? This is primitive This.

is like the Pong version of what they It. just They're just going to have. trillions of little tiny drones that all. sync up in the sky. And they all make different colors. >> 10,000. That's just like, you know, like a small pixel, you know, we're. going to have like 4K drones everywhere. >> Oh, someone used a drone jammer and they. started falling out of the sky. Yeah. Wow. Do you see what they're doing in Ukraine. because of the drone jammers? They use monofilament line. So, each one.

of them has like a fiber optic line. >> line, yeah. That's nuts. >> Yeah. That's how that. >> miles and miles of fishing line and then. all these birds are making nests out of. it and [ __ ] Yeah. That's how that uh. government mission happened because of. that. Uh. where he was like in that uh. in that truck or something like that and. he all those drones came out of the. truck and did all those strikes in I. think it was the Ukraine or something. like that. Uh. What happened? Yeah. Yeah. Right? >> happened? So, you they had to use those. those fiber optic lines. Uh there was a.

I think it was Ukraine. I don't remember. what country it is, but they got over. the border of whatever country it was. and they had all these drones with those. fiber optic lines into drone drone. strikes from the inside. Uh that the. Ukraine launched. I couldn't remember. Uh. on Russian soil. >> right right. This was the crazy one when. they blew up all the jets that were uh. Yeah. on the runway. And they used that. fiber optic line. That's how they got. those drones to do that. That's how they. got it so the drones can't be disrupted.

>> Right or or detected or whatever, too. That's crazy. That's like James Bond I. mean, that's just like Mission. Impossible [ __ ] you know? The fact that. yeah, that actually happened. >> [snorts]. >> They really did do that. And I think. they caused [clears throat] like $7. worth of damage. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, that war IS. ONE DAY, 24 hours. I'll have a deal. There's no deal to be. made, sir. You know? That That Putin fellow is making a. point. Yeah.

It's not a good one. How many [snorts] people have died now? I mean, what is the total on both sides? I mean, it's got to be. off the charts. >> [snorts]. >> What's What is going on with Was it uh. we're in war with all these drug runners. and uh Trump's Trump keeps on blowing up. a boat every day. Just Yeah. That's kind. of crazy, right? >> My question is. >> [laughter]. >> Like how much you know, cuz if I was a. fisherman and like there's another guy. was a fisherman like this [ __ ]. This guy is always stealing my [ __ ].

fish. And then I would go uh "Mr. Trump. Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> This man. he have fentanyl. 1,000 lb coming to. you. I give you the boat number. Yeah, and it. happens a lot. I think like two happened. yesterday or today. >> Apple tracker. >> [laughter]. >> This [ __ ]. That's a bait pile. Yeah, it's. it's weird. Yeah. Here we go. Boom. That's a wrap. Who is. still piloting those boats? That's. crazy. Imagine how you. How poor do you have to be before that.

seems like a good idea? Right. Pretty [ __ ] poor. It just makes me. wonder, though, if these boats if. there's like innocent people on them, too. Like. >> [laughter]. >> For sure there's guys bringing his. girlfriend. Come on, baby. We're going. to go to the US. Once we get to Sunday and then Oh, yeah. There was one boat where people actually. survived it, which is crazier. Bro. What kind of a story do they have? Oh. Do you see. No, is these people that survived, are. they. actual drug people or they just like.

deep sea fishing? Yeah. Do you see that. helicopter? Like four people died. It's. one of the most irritating, frustrating. video ever. It just happened yesterday. This helicopter lost its. And then landed twice on the water and. then for some reason went back up and. then. That's crazy. I think they probably didn't know that. they had lost their tail. >> They have to. That's insane. I'm. thinking he probably thought he could. control it. It's probably a guy. And if I was in that helicopter, I would. just open the door and jumped into the. water and hopefully I survived at one.

point. >> land on you. This [ __ ] is just. dropping it left and right. Um, I bet it. was a guy. I bet a woman would have like. landed on the water. Oh yeah, oh yeah, stop stop it. How do I stop it? They. landed Let's go, we're going in the. water. A guy would be like, "I got this. I got this, bro." Right. That's crazy. Yeah, I wonder what. happened. Did it clip the tail. somewhere? Like, did it hit something or. did it fall off? Like. >> It It looked like he cuz it looked like. he was supposed to land on that little. rock thing and then it clipped it, then.

went down and kind of landed on the. beach for like a second, then went up a. little, then landed again, and then he's. just [snorts] flying in the air. I don't. even know that was possible without a. tail of a helicopter. That seems crazy. He can't direct it. Right. Yeah. Maybe. it was That was the problem that he. couldn't control it. I don't know. No, that's crazy. Ask Bill Burr. Yeah. He He flies those. things. He took me up above downtown LA. It was amazing. You're crazy. >> "This is crazy. Like, this is so cool.". I don't like how I don't He takes them. to gigs sometimes. That's crazy.

Do you trust [snorts] a helicopter? I. don't really trust it. I trusted it for. that day. >> [laughter]. >> I'm like, "I'll trust it. It's fun to go. up with Bill." Yeah. It was fun to see him like really into. this hobby he has. I'm like, "That's interesting, you. know?" It's really cool that he does it. He's a He's an interesting guy. I'm surprised he didn't go to Dubai. Me? >> [laughter]. >> No. You mean Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia. Dubai. [clears throat]. Bro, I don't even go to San Francisco.

[laughter]. I don't even go to Glendale. You You. think I'm going to go to No, no, no. I. think if you chase money when you have. money, then money owns you. Yeah. My time is what's valuable to me. And. also, I'm not down with. that whole thing. >> No. There's a There's definitely a. whitewashing. You're um. >> [clears throat]. >> You're up You know, Schulz has a great. argument. You're going to see your fans.

Like, just because this is put on by a. government that does bad things or has. done bad things, guess what? Your. government does bad things, too, and has. done bad things. Right? You know, ask people in Yemen how. they feel about America, right? Ask. people in Iraq. Ask the million people. that died unnecessarily because we lied. about weapons of mass destruction. Ask. them. Ask them about America, you know? Like. [laughter] Right. Yeah. It's complicated. I get the argument.

Like, I have fans in the Middle East. You want to go see your fans in the. Middle East. I get it. >> One? I don't know. [laughter] I bet a. lot. They have the internet, man. I bet. a lot. Yeah, they do. Saudi North Korea. They're much more open than other parts. of the world. You know, we can't judge. them Like, obviously we can judge them. But. if you want to be rational, like, they're adjusting. Like, women can drive. now, right? It's a new thing. It's very recent.

Andrew Schulz was telling me when he was. over there that a lot of people that. that are over there, they get their wife. like a cheap Chinese car cuz these. ladies have never driven before. >> [laughter]. >> They're just [ __ ]. They're just playing bumper cars with. everything. They park terrible. They're. always [ __ ] their cars up. And these. guys have. big money. >> [laughter]. >> I mean, that's a very wealthy country. You know, so they they offered Shane a. bag. They offered Shane a bag. He's. like, "Nah." Then they doubled it. >> And they doubled it and he's like,

No. >> [laughter]. >> He goes, "It was hard when they doubled. it." I'm like, "Of course. That's That's. how they're trying to get you, but. you know, the criticism is all from. people that were not invited, which is. kind of typical. Yeah. And were never Or. were never going to be invited. Yeah. Mhm. Yeah, it's um. >> [snorts]. >> It'd be good for them to experience. comedy because I think comedy is one of.

the only things that can. get discussions going. from both sides. Like, if you go on stage and you have an. opinion and it's not funny, I could be. in the audience. I have a different. opinion. I'm like, "Well, [ __ ] this guy. I don't agree with that at all." But if. you go on stage with an opinion that. makes me laugh, even if I don't agree. with it, I'm like, "Oh, this. [ __ ] he got me. He got me. That's a good point. That's a good. point." And you're like giving your. buddies knuckles. "That's a good point.". That's like where comedy breaks down.

doors. Unfortunately, there was like. restrictions put on you, which is. another reason why I wouldn't do it. Like, if someone says, "You can't say. this or you can't say that." I'm like, "Okay." Yeah, and then you say something. like, "Well, I didn't think about that. You shouldn't have said that, either. We're going to. >> [laughter]. >> There are laws. There's law Like, if you. went over there and made fun of a prince. or a king or a royal or the government. or whatever, you're in real trouble. Like, you could go to jail forever. trouble. That doesn't make me feel loose. Right.

>> that doesn't make me feel like I want to. do stand-up in a place like that. Almost like the UK. >> [laughter]. >> Yikes. >> They're worse than anybody. That's. what's funny. Most people don't even. know. They're Most Americans are. blissfully un- unaware of how crazy. censorship has gotten in the UK. Mhm. And crime. >> [laughter]. >> and censorship because people are. complaining about the crime. That's. really what the censorship is all about. cuz it's all about immigrants.

>> Mhm. Pickpocketers everywhere. Bro, they. just brought in people from places they. bombed. How wild is that? Like, oh, do. we ruin your country? So sorry. Come on over and live in London. >> [laughter]. >> Saudi Arabia of them. All the places. that the West has bombed the [ __ ] out of. and you create all these refugees and. then you bring them to your country. Like, what are you doing? It's insane. Why you Why don't you have a vetting. process? Are you trying to ruin.

everything? And that's where I think it. gets weird because I think like under. the guise of empathy and under the guise. of kindness, they are engineering the destruction of. major Western cities. And the question. is like, who? Well, George Soros is the. big one that everybody points to. But he. can't be acting alone. There's got to be. a lot of other people that also want the. same result. And you got to go, "Well, why?". And the more I think about it, the more.

I think about it with its accelerated. pace right now cuz it's so accelerated, the more I think it's connected to the. to the ultimate. the the the ultimate birth of AI. When. AI really does become the global force. for everything, they're going to want. you already locked into like digital ID. And that's the first response that. England has had to all these problems. It's not stop immigration. It's not. crack down, find the criminals, arrest. them. No, no, no. It's put everybody on.

digital ID to keep us all safe. >> [snorts]. >> And that's So, once you See, if they do. have AI, AI's in control of everything, everything you do, all your money, all. your food, all your groceries, they put. carbon taxes on you so they can. completely control you. You have a. carbon allotment. So, if you go over. your carbon footprint, they'll [ __ ]. you can't travel anymore. So, you're. totally locked in. They would want all that stuff in place. and the only way to get that stuff in. place is to create chaos. So, you want. to like newly super restrictive laws.

Get people so they're terrified and they. want safety. Someone offers a solution. and that solution involves them being. able to track you everywhere you go and. everybody has to have it. Every Yes, this is the solution to make us all. safe. And the next thing you know, you're in a. [ __ ] Orwell book. But on the other side, I do like the. idea of having this my driver's license. on my phone. Like, you know what I mean? Like [laughter]. Why don't I just get a chip? Don't be a.

[ __ ] Get the forearm chip. You know that's coming. Yeah, yeah. Get. that chip, son. Brain chip. No, no, don't get the brain one. Wait, you know, it's like you don't go right into an. iPhone. You get a Blackberry first. Do. you think Elon has the brain chip and. he's not telling anybody? No, I think. Elon's an alien. Yeah, he's not real, right? >> think he's [laughter] from here. If. there's a person that's not from here, that's the guy. Um. trillion dollar. >> [laughter]. >> He's a different kind of human and he's. having fun. That's the thing, man. [clears throat] Like, uh like, I'm.

friends with him. Like, I've hung out. with him. on air, off air. He's having fun. Like, he's having fun. That's what I want. He's like works. constantly and also always laughing, having a good time. Like, I got to see the SpaceX launch and. then. uh Jamie and I were there on the lawn. while it was launching. It was crazy. It was 2 mi away. I thought it was like. a quarter of a mile or half a mile cuz. it's so loud. 2 mi. It's crazy. 2 mi. away. And then I got to sit in the.

command room and watch them They had all. these monitors. Like, I don't know how. many different cameras were on this. [ __ ] rocket and we watched it touch. down in Australia 35 minutes later. >> That's so cool. >> It was wild, dude. But all the way, he's. joking around about it blowing up. >> [laughter]. >> Really? Because what they're doing with these is. they were run He was explaining to us on. the show that they were running very. specific. tolerance tests. So, they would remove. heat shields in critical areas to see.

whether or not the vehicle would. survive. So, one of the things about the. blow-ups, people are like, "Oh, he's a. [ __ ] idiot. He keeps blowing up his. rockets." He's They're designed to. possibly blow up cuz they want to find. out what's the What can it tolerate, right? And so, they had removed these. heat shields from very specific places, but it still made it. And so, it got it. lost pressure like somewhere over. Australia and there was like only a 30%. chance that it was going to touch down, but it did.

>> Wow. It's so [ __ ]. >> It's wild, man. It's wild wild It's wild. how much data they're collecting. instantaneously. And it was also. practicing this thing that the way it. shoots satellites into space, it's like. a Pez dispenser. So, it has like these. things these satellites are all in a. rack and then this thing opens up that. looks like, you know, like like a. just a. a long flat opening like a Pez would. come out of. And then they shoot these. satellites out of it.

And they were practicing that. >> That's cool. >> I'm like, this is nuts. This is nuts. It's really weird like the door opens up. and you you're watching like, this is. crazy. I don't think everybody. understands how advanced this stuff is. Like I thought Jamie, you you felt the. same way, right? When we were going down. to the factory. I thought they'd have a. rocket that they built. No, they're. building like hundreds of rockets. >> Mhm. Like they It's a Assembly plant that.

kind of style? It Yeah, it's huge. It's. [ __ ] huge, man. At one point in time, what did they say they were going to get. be able to do? Three a week? That's. crazy. Wasn't it something crazy like. that? >> I don't remember how many Well, they. have to do a lot, but yeah, I don't. remember how many That was the. >> goal. I feel like more than that. More. than that. Maybe three a day. I don't. know. Three a week. Let's just say THREE. A WEEK. ROCKETS THAT CAN GO TO SPACE. It It's and the process is [ __ ]. bananas. You can't take pictures.

I don't even know if we're allowed to. get specific, but we're while you're. walking around and you're looking at I. wouldn't be able to explain it to. anybody. >> Right. The Chinese listening careful. What does. Rogan say? Pez dispenser. >> [laughter]. >> Write that down. Um. but it's a. it's nuts. They have garage doors that. are as high as a [ __ ] skyscraper. Hoho. And then they roll out a rocket. You're like, yo, this is nuts.

It's really like truly nuts. That's awesome. And the outside of it is. just like a. like a Cybertruck factory. Like what is. going on here? Whose car is whose? How. does anybody know? That's the argument. Um. like if you ever want to have like if. someone's going to totally completely. track everything you do forever, it's going to be an electric car. Oh, yeah. Right? >> Mhm. Cuz that's just You're just driving. a computer. You don't even have an.

engine anymore. Yeah. I mean, it's all. everything's electric. Electric. computer-controlled vehicle that. self-drives itself. >> [snorts]. >> Yeah. >> Have you tried one of the robo taxis. yet? No. [ __ ] way. I would feel like such a. scab. >> [laughter]. >> Wait. >> a picket line crosser. I do have a question for you. Have you. gotten a colonoscopy? Yeah, I got one. Do you do you go to a regular doctor. [laughter] because that I was thinking. like does Joe He should probably go to a. butt hole doctor.

>> No, I mean like do you do you go to like. a private guy? Like you don't go to like. where all the other. >> you on air. >> [laughter]. >> where I get my butt hole checked. >> say like that's like weird. I I just had. one. and How's everything up there? Good. Everything's great. >> That's amazing. >> Yeah, it's so amazing, [laughter] right? Doesn't make any sense. What do you think about when you abuse. your body? But I hate it that we they. have to roll you like when you're. getting it, they roll you down this. hallway and there's all these like. people just sitting there looking at. like, oh, it's his turn now. Yeah, like.

we're really doing it red band like type. [ __ ]. And uh. I I don't that was just it's just weird. It's not it's very. >> Do you get your blood work done? Do you. get yourself checked up on? >> Every. uh 6 weeks I Yeah, there's a unique. blood screen that they can give you now. that checks for all cancers in your. body. >> Really? Oh, [ __ ] I need that. Who's. doing it? Uh Waste Management do it. Oh, really? >> Yeah. [ __ ] Yeah, I got I got nervous. I got nervous like the first time I ever. got a AIDS test. I got a AIDS test in. first time. I'm getting them a lot.

[laughter] lately. I'm getting them a. lot lately. Do it every 6 weeks? Um it was in the the '90s I was getting. health insurance for the first time. And uh it was like early '90s like '92. something like that. And I was like, oh, no. I was just thinking of all the. stupid things that I've ever done. Right. >> What if I have AIDS and I don't even. know it? That's how everybody thought. back then. >> and the mosquitoes And then after a. while everyone was like, hey, no one's. really getting AIDS. >> Right. What's going on? I was scared of.

AIDS, too. >> Oh, everybody was, dude. I remember the. moment I found out that Michael the. Magic Johnson was HIV positive. I was in. my car in Revere, Massachusetts driving. on the road. >> And you [ __ ] [laughter] him. And he. was right next to him. Right next to me. With his dick out. I was like, you. didn't tell me. >> [laughter]. >> That dude was the first one that. everyone was scared like, oh, no, he can. get it. If he can get it, he's a. superstar. Yeah. If Magic Johnson get.

it, I'm going to die. I'm [ __ ] Oh my. god. And I really we really thought that. it was going to be like a zombie. contagion that swept through the world. and everyone was going to die. Because they were talking like Fauci was. on TV talking about children getting it. from family members. Like that it was. communicable like like in the air like. like the flu. Mhm. It was so spooky, man. That guy scared the [ __ ] out of. everybody when he came to AIDS. Just like he did with COVID. How weird. How weird that he did it again.

Isn't it crazy to think that Eazy-E died. from AIDS? >> [laughter]. >> How did Eazy-E really die though? He. must have taken AZT. Mhm. You know, the idea that Eazy-E died. from AIDS itself like. it's mostly drug users. That was what. who was dying in the early days of AIDS. And this is what Peter Duesberg said. So, Peter Duesberg he's like a persona. non grata in the medical world. And it's. because [clears throat] he had a. completely different opinion than. everybody else when AIDS first came out.

He was like, one piece of data they're. not taking into consideration is that. all these people that have AIDS, acquired immune deficiency syndrome, not. just HIV positive, but all the people. that have AIDS, all of them are hardcore. drug users. It was like 90-something. percent of people that had air quotes. AIDS. And that would they weren't I don't. whether it's political correctness or. what. It was a lot of gay party guys. And these guys were taking hardcore [ __ ]. like amyl nitrate, which apparently. loosens up the old booty hole, makes it.

easy to as the kids say today, bottom. They didn't used to call it bottom back. then. They were calling it butt [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> Now it's bottoming, you know? Have you. seen Hole Talks? No, what's that? Guys. get uh Botox on their hole to make it. looser. Are you serious? >> Yeah, to make bottoming easier. They. call it Hole Talks. >> Oh, no. Yeah, if you leave men to their. own devices, >> [laughter]. >> they will come up with the worst things. to do to themselves. Yeah. But um so. that was uh so Duesberg, his contention.

and it was like I remember we had him on. the podcast. And it was the first time we got like. violent pushback. People like, you have. blood on your hands. I'm like, who's. dying of AIDS right now? This cuz this. was like 2012 or something. I'm like, who's dying of AIDS? Is this a real. thing? Cuz I'm just bringing on this guy from. the University of California, Berkeley. who's a tenured professor who did. groundbreaking research on cancer like. really respected until he took this. position on HIV that was outside of the.

Fauci narrative. And he was like, I. don't think that's what we're looking at. here. He goes, I think HIV is a symptom. of someone having a very compromised. immune system. I don't think it's a. cause. And they were like, you monster. You have blood on your hands. Like I. remember there was an article written in. one of those uh magazines like Spin. magazine or something like that. Spin. Back in the day. You know, one of those. like cool. >> Yeah. They used to have cool music. magazines. Like Spin was a cool music.

mag. >> Falcon. What was another one? What was. the other one? Max Max No. No, Maxim was. like a guy's magazine. But like remember. Rolling Stone used to be cool. Used to. be cool. It was like it was before it. was like a propaganda arm. It was uh. it was like you'd get interesting. stories. And this was. in. I think it was Spin magazine. Spin. Yeah, there was another one that was like. Spin. That's what I'm trying to remember. like See if you can find Peter Duesberg. article AIDS. Uh Eazy-E died only.

a month after he was diagnosed. Whoa. >> Whoa, he went full blown that fast? But. he had might have been diagnosed with. full blown, I think. Right. Wow. And. some rappers think there's a conspiracy. that he was killed by the government. Well, that's fun. I mean, Ice Cube had. that whole album saying that he got. [ __ ] in the ass by Dr. Dre and a. baseball bat no Vaseline or whatever. So. Yeah. Well, who knows? >> [laughter]. >> Don't you remember when uh Suge Knight. was on I think he was on Jimmy Kimmel. show talking about how you just inject.

somebody with AIDS. Oh, yeah. >> inject them with AIDS. Like the mosquitoes. Yeah, um what was my question? Oh, Peter. Duesberg Spin magazine. Yeah, so he wrote this article about it. and then he I believe he wrote a book. about it, but he's [ __ ] Like his. career completely stalled out after. that. He couldn't get funding for. things. And you know, widely dismissed by all. most all other scientists. And back then I used to think it doesn't. make sense that this one guy has figured.

things out and that nobody else does. But now I'm like, maybe. it's the same as what happened during. COVID. But maybe back then there's no. internet. And maybe back then they could. just get away with it. And maybe back. then. they got used to getting away with it, which is why they tried it again in. 2020. That's why they did the exact same. thing to all those. like legitimate professors, legitimate. doctors. They shamed them and banned. them. They they didn't want anybody. deviating and that's I think what they. might have done to this guy. That's crazy to think that the the whole.

AIDS crisis might have really been about. people destroying their immune system. through. hardcore drug use. That was his contention. And people are. saying it's very homophobic. It's like. Okay, let's not let's say a bunch of. nice things about gay people. Let's We. love them. We appreciate you know, I've. no problem with gay people. Let's say. it. Like if you're talking about this if. you're a doctor back then, gay people. are amazing. However, all these gay. people are doing drugs. All these gay.

people that are getting AIDS, like. something like 90% of them were hardcore. drug users. This was his contention. And you would say, well, that's what. opens them to the type of behavior that. you get AIDS with. Like, okay. Right, but. Sam Kinison had a bit about that. Do you. remember his bit? He was like, they say, "Damn, AIDS is a. communicable disease. Straight people. get it, too." HE GOES, "NAME ONE! >> [laughter]. >> NAME ONE [ __ ] GUY! >> [screaming]. >> NAME ONE! IT'S NOT OUR [ __ ] DANCE!".

Uh he didn't write the article, but he's. definitely in the article. Right, there. was an article about him. >> Yeah. Yeah, no, he didn't write the. article. Did I say he wrote it? No, no, I'm just for clarification cuz I didn't. >> No, it was an article about Yeah, Bob. Guccione, Spin magazine. >> Um here's what it says. >> Isn't he the guy that owns Penthouse? I. think so, right? No. >> Bob Guccione Jr., founder of Spin. Penthouse? Oh, maybe. Yeah, yeah. Maybe. Um. Okay, listen to this. So, this is what.

he wrote, what Bob Guccione Jr. wrote. Um Scroll up a little higher. At the end of 1989, 2 years after we. started the highly controversial AIDS. column or. uh in Spin, we published an article by. Celia Farber called The Sins of Omission. about the truly bad and corrupt science. surrounding promoting AZT as a treatment. for the syndrome of diseases. Celia was the editor and frequent writer.

of the column and unearthed hard. evidence of the cold-bloodedness of the. AIDS establishment pushing a drug that. was worse than the disease and killed. faster than the natural progression of. AIDS left untreated. AZT had been an. abandoned cancer drug discarded because. of its fatal toxicity, resurrected in. the cynical belief that AIDS patients. were going to die anyway. So, trying it. out was sort of like playing with the. house's money. Because the drug didn't require the.

usual massive expensive research and. trial processes. having gone through that years earlier, it was insanely profitable for its. maker, Burroughs Wellcome. It was a tragically perfect storm of. windfall profits, something to pacify. AIDS activists and the media, and a. convenient boom to the patient holders. for HIV testing. Oh, patents, excuse me. Patent owners, patent holders for HIV testing. Celia, who should get the Congressional Medal.

of Medal of Honor for her brave and. relentless reporting here and throughout. the 10 years we ran the column, exposed. the worthlessness of the drug, the shady. studies and deals to suppress the. negative findings, and its awful and. final consequences. This piece was This. piece very literally changed the media's. view of AIDS and sharpened their. discerning and skeptical eye. And soon. after AZT was once again shelved, hopefully this time forever. Many times. over the years since people have come up.

to me and said that reading this article. saved their lives, that they either. stopped taking the drug and their health. improved vastly, or they never took it. because of what we reported. Nothing ever made me prouder. Bob. Guccione Jr., founder of Spin, October. 3rd, 2015. So, this is all This article is all. about Peter Duesberg's. perspective on this. And. it's very complicated and it's certainly. not for me, a guy like me, to figure out.

uh if he's telling the truth or if he's. correct, but what they said about AZT. and chemotherapy and pushing AZT through. and how they made a bunch of money, that's all true. They were not only. that, but they were giving AZT to people. that showed no symptoms, like Arthur. Ashe. Arthur Ashe tested positive. They gave. him AZT. There's a bunch of people died from. taking AZT that probably didn't have to. die. Right. That's scary [ __ ] man, if. it's the same guy that.

pushed the vaccine during the AIDS. crisis during the COVID crisis. It's. kind of [ __ ] that he got to do it. twice. Serial killer. And if he didn't. do it twice, nobody probably would be. aware that it was the same guy because. even if you know about AZT, nobody was. going Anthony Fauci. Nobody was saying. that guy's name. You know, you weren't. saying when you would talk about the. AIDS crisis. Even they made a movie. about it, right? Dallas Buyers Club. That's the [ __ ] movie. That's what. it's about. The bad guy in Dallas Buyers. Club is Anthony Fauci.

>> Really? Yes. I need to rewatch it. That's the guy keeping them from getting. other medications and pushing AZT. They did the same thing. We We played a video the other day where. Fauci's talking about AZT. The reason. why they use it is cuz it's both safe. and effective. He used the exact same. terminology. [ __ ] wild. >> And then when Biden's leaving office, he. gives him a pardon. Big old juicy pardon. >> That's ridiculous. [snorts]. It's kind of funny. It is kind of funny, right? It's like.

God, when it's so in your face. The corruption's so like up your ass and. in your face, like. >> [snorts]. >> What are you going to do? I don't know. Move to New York, become a socialist. Try that out. >> [laughter]. >> No, thanks. That's going to be. interesting to see what happens in New. York. Yeah, most likely he's not going. to be able to do most of the stuff he. said he was going to do because he'll. find out you can't. >> Oh, I heard all these CEOs are moving.

out of there and the stock market I. heard is moving I don't know if that's. real. Is that real? Stock market's. moving to Texas, I heard. >> What? >> Yeah, but No. >> stock market here. It's similar, but I. don't think it's the same. Same. >> But you got to have a 10 Commandments on. the wall and check your gun at the door. >> [laughter]. >> I just got my first gun. I can't wait to. shoot it. >> Congratulations. >> Yeah. It's so easy. Uh Shadow Systems. War Poet. Whoa, War Poet. That sounds like. something Aubrey Marcus. >> right? The whole [laughter] time I'm. like, wait, is this Aubrey's gun? >> He's going to save you with your gun. Uh.

Yeah, Shadow Systems though. It's like a. Glock 19s-ish, you know. Okay. But. >> 9 mm? 9 mm. Have you gone to the range. yet? >> Not yet. I need to go. I want to get a. scope for it though, too. Like one of. those laser scopes and stuff. >> Red dot. Yeah, red dot. Don't say a. scope. >> A scope. >> [laughter]. >> And of course I need to get a silencer. and all that fun stuff. Oh God. But it's so crazy how easy it is. You. know, I didn't know it was literally. walk in, go, I want a gun, and they do a. little background check and go, "Here's. your gun." Like you don't have to.

register it and. >> They just make sure you're not a. criminal. >> Right. Yeah. It's great. Yeah, it's. better. And you don't even need to do that. You. could uh literally give somebody a gun. in this state and go, "Here, that's your. gun now." Like gift a gun. That's. >> The craziest thing about this country is. the place with the most gun violence are. the cities that have the tightest gun. control. >> Right. Yeah. Like boy, you talk about. counterintuitive. Yeah. I wonder if. that's our same problem with drugs. I. really do. I mean, I don't necessarily think it's. going to be good to have all drugs legal.

and sold everywhere. I just don't think. it's necessarily good for us. But also, it's not good to not do it. It's It's not good to like make it. illegal because then people are just. going to get it somewhere else. >> Right, and bad versions of it. >> This is my argument against um gambling, too. Like especially online gambling. You know, if online gambling becomes. somehow or another illegal, like if they. stop with these apps, like let's say. some people decide, look, there's so.

many people that are losing their money. and going crazy and getting addicted to. sports books that we're going to have to. ban all these apps that allow you to bet. on sports. And then there's a scandal. that happened with the NBA and there's. another scandal with the UFC. So, it's. clear that organized crime is getting. involved and people are trying to make. money with rigging bets and [ __ ] like. that. So, we're going to make it. illegal. You think people are going to. stop betting? It's just going to be like during the. prohibition. During the prohibition, what did they do? They went out and they.

[ __ ] bought illegal booze. They're. going to go out and they're going to. support illegal gambling. They're going. to go to people's houses where they're. going to have poker games and they're. going to get robbed. You know, it's. going to You're just going to open. people up to crime. You're going to open. open people open people up to the kind. of people that are willing to risk their. freedom in order to have an illegal game. so they can make money. Those are wild. people, man. That's the same people. bringing in fentanyl. That's why they. have to blow these boats up. The reason. why they have to blow blow these boats. up is cuz fentanyl's coming in. The. reason why fentanyl's coming in is.

because we don't have legal drugs. We. have to get it illegally and we got a. [ __ ] ton of junkies. The drugs are illegal, but they're. somehow or another getting here to the. point where they've ruined Portland. The. whole city is filled with junkies. You. got people like homeless people. everywhere, complete chaos. It's all. drugs. I think that fentanyl bin looks. sexy on a girl though. >> [laughter]. >> It's crazy, but spine control. Yeah, like that crazy guy. >> like amazing yoga. Like I've done yoga.

It's hard. It's hard to stay still. >> [laughter]. >> These [ __ ] dudes are like on the. street like literally looking at their. [ __ ] It's crazy. Looking back at. their [ __ ] one leg forward, like. face sniffing their own butt, and. somehow or another they just hold that. position with like their hand out here. like this. >> crazy. >> It must feel so good. But but legal. gambling is what's killing Vegas, right? Like the whole Vegas is in a lot of. trouble. >> Vegas is in a little bit of trouble. I. think the problem with Vegas is things.

got super expensive. Uh they started. charging people for parking. You know, they stopped giving as many free drinks. at the tables. You know, there's some. And but that might have been in response. to losing money, too. I don't know. But. that's what a lot of people complain. about, you know. And that's sad cuz. that's. Vegas is a tricky place because if you. could do what you could do everywhere. and not have to go to Vegas for it, what. does it have for you? Right. All it has is like big event centers and.

the fact that you go there for a. vacation. So like that's why they're. trying to get people to do like they do. residencies, you know, like Celine Dion. had the residency there and. I think um what's his face? Garth Brooks. had a residency there. Mhm. And the. sphere. Like that's they have to make. stuff like that up now. >> The sphere. Yeah. Like you can only go. There's They're building some extra. spheres, right? >> to get. >> Yeah, the the original goal was to have. three of them and I think now they've. reeled back on that. There's some a. smaller one I saw getting made.

somewhere. There's mini spheres are. blowing up now everywhere. They just. opened up one in Dallas and I I want to. invest in that company. Like. >> Yes. Separate thing but it's. >> It's that's a separate thing. But. there's a one place that allows you to. be in front of a screen that is so big. that it feels like you're on the field, right? Mhm. I've seen that. >> Yeah, yeah. That the one we're talking. about? >> called it's weirdly called Cosme and I. don't think it's related to the other. place. >> It's not. >> Chapel of Sacred Mirrors. That's his. What? Alex Grey. Leave him alone. He owns Cosme. You can't call it Cosme.

Oh, yeah. >> That's Chapel of Sacred Sacred Mirrors. >> that sweet Matrix version of the movie. that's only exist there. What do you. mean? I'll show you. I'll show you. It's. It's insane. >> seen this? No. Cosme did this? >> Yeah, you could still go. I think I. think they have it in Dallas. I want to. go show that, man. It's called Matrix. and Shared Reality. What? Yeah, let me. find the video of the Matrix. Wait a. minute. This is a company I'd invest in, I think. So. >> Well, it's the greatest way to see a. fight. >> Yeah. It's probably better than going. live. >> It is, probably.

>> same as the screen you're watching it. there. I'll probably like it better. But. like That's the movie in the middle and. then they've added all the extra [ __ ]. around it to like. >> Whoa. add whatever, you know, nonsense [ __ ] to. look at but. They did a similar thing with The Wizard. of Oz. Like I saw people complaining. The Wizard of Oz at the sphere is full. of AI. cuz they expanded the screen on it. Yeah, and I've seen [ __ ] though. It. looks kind of neat. >> badass. Like They got the tornado flying. around in the sphere. Well, why are. people upset? >> Cuz people are nonsense people. They. want the old one. You can still get the.

old one. >> YEAH. IT'S NOT THE SPHERE. YEAH. You're at the sphere. Shut the. [ __ ] up. Enjoy it. >> in the sphere. >> Oh, I want it to be like the old one. I. want it to be grainy and make me feel. like apple pie. Remind me the olden days. Yeah. >> was a good movie. Bro, you know how many. people died from The Wizard of Oz? Mhm. Like Like how many people got sick? Like. that dude that had the Tin Man? That guy. got [ __ ] up from that stuff. >> Makeup, yeah. A lot of [ __ ] happened. >> crazy? Yeah.

>> The makeup got him. Mhm. There's a I think over 10 things that. happened like like that on The Wizard of. Oz. There's a lot of [ __ ] like that. happened like. Well, I don't know if that hanging guy. was real. But remember that guy? Someone. hang themselves? Hung himself and he Was. that real? I don't think that was real, right? >> No. It's a It's definitely like one of. the longest lasting urban myths about it. though. Yeah. But like what happened to the Tin Man? It was the makeup that he Right, but. what happened to him? I'm [snorts]. looking it up. I think it was bad.

You got to imagine like. how toxic is that stuff? Right. Especially back then. This was like back. when they had the radium girls. Do you. know about that? The witch The witch had. something happen to her, too. Mhm. Buddy. Ebsen, originally cast in role of the. Woodman, aka the Tin Man, was. essentially poisoned by the makeup, which was made of pure aluminum dust. Oh. my god. Nine days after filming s-. started, he was hospitalized sitting. under an oxygen tent. When he was not. getting better fast enough, the. filmmakers hired Jack Haley to be the. Tin Man instead. This time instead of.

applying aluminum powder, the makeup. artists mixed it into a paste and. painted it on him. He did develop an. infection in his right eye that needed. medical attention, but it ended up being. treatable. So that guy they just left. him. >> it. He lost the role. >> He lost the role. Oh, that's So whatever. happened to him afterwards. >> Yeah. Let's find out what happened to. Buddy Ebsen after the Let's see I wonder. if he survived. No, that can't be him. Wait, that's the original guy. Wait, that's him? >> It's the I mean they replaced him. He.

can't Right, but it can't be Buddy Ebsen. from The Beverly Hillbillies. It can't. be the same guy. >> how many are there? That's what I'm. saying. How many Buddy Ebsens are there? What did that just say? Oh, yeah, it's. him. That's him. >> So he got lucky. Maybe. Maybe it would have been a Jed Clampett. cuz I. couldn't have been the Tin Man. That's. nuts. Man, his face looks like a Tin Man. now that you look at it. >> definitely the same guy? I mean Does it. say that? >> Right here. Best known for roles as Jed. Clampett and Barney Fife Jones. >> Right. Right. But But does it say that.

he was in. Yeah, there's a little Tin Man like the. second picture over. I know, but that. might be the other one. Is that the same guy? Well, we'll look. in his Wikipedia cuz. >> there's two different famous Buddy. Ebsens. >> I know. What are the odds? Well, the. other guy Maybe he's dead. Maybe he. didn't get famous. This guy jacked his. name. Yeah, signed by MGM. >> Wizard [snorts] of Oz. There it is. Wow. That's him. He was the original Wizard of Oz. Sexy. sexy Tin Man. Poisoned his ass.

That's [clears throat] nuts, man. >> got sick off of her stuff. Oh, she was wearing green, right? >> Burns from the makeup. >> Oh, she got burned. >> false. Copper makeup. [snorts] Copper. makeup so it wouldn't seep through her. wounds and become toxic. Unlike Ebsen, she didn't get fired because they could. live without her on the set for several. more weeks. Oh my god. And since false, the actor didn't hang himself. Mhm. And one of them playing the. Munchkins. Mhm. Whoa.

True. Someone stepped on Toto. Oh, no. Let's skip that part. Yeah, those movies are weird to watch. now cuz you realize it wasn't that long. ago in terms of human history and people. were just weird back then. Mhm. Nuts. So what does the sphere version of. The Wizard of Oz look like? So they they. as an example it's normal in the middle. Right. >> but then they built everything around. it. So like when there's a tornado, the. original movie just had like a little. spinny tornado. Now they make this.

humongous tornado s- like when you where. you could see like the this the clouds. in the sky and this monster trunk of a. tornado. It It's so awesome. Who would. complain about that? >> Yeah, people just hear AI. Don't change. my movies in their I only went to see I. just wanted to see a big version of the. same old shitty movie. >> Right. And while that tornado's going. on, they have like things flying through. the air in for real. >> Like drones? No, no, like things that. are supposed to look like dust and. stuff. Like look at that. Oh my god. That's amazing. Giant fans in. there and they throw debris in there and.

[ __ ]. >> Oh. Wow. >> my god. That's incredible. Why would anybody complain about that? You know, when they did the UFC there, I think the was at least. 20 million. Oh, they spread it out. Do. that again. Show that again. >> had the ads stuff that the actors would. have been doing that. You never know. what they would That's That's what I saw. people were mad about. Whether it really. matters or not. It's just a thing. Oh, no, no. This is. This is a like not the final version. Like that's Oh, that's what they're.

working on. >> That's when they were working on it. still. But yeah. So they had to have. them walk in and see it. See like look. at that. Wow. I mean, it looks badass. I want to go. really bad. I'm going to go there next. month to go. uh. see something in. >> not the whole movie, I think. It's not? >> No. They cut out I thought it was. I don't. think they I don't think they did the. entire thing. I like I said, the movie's. 2 hours, I think it's an hour and a half. or something like that. Oh, well, that's. not cool. >> out some songs or something. They You're. not supposed to do that cuz then it's.

not going to sync up. Right. Yeah. I I. wish they would do that though. Like if. you go there, you. you get headphones and listen to the. Pink Floyd while you. That'd be badass. Well, you would bring. your phone. Oh. >> And you would sync it up. >> Right. So that would piss me off if they. [ __ ] it up and made it an hour and a. half instead of 2 hours and I just. dropped acid. Yeah. And I was ready. Damn. Yeah. I'm going to go see Zac. Brown Band there next month. So I'm I'm. What is he doing in there? >> He's He's got a residency there. He's. doing the sphere and he. >> What is he doing with like the crazy.

[ __ ] in the sky? >> he He said he was working on They've. been working on a lot of cool stuff, but. I didn't ask him like So uh he probably. can't tell you anyway. >> Right. >> Right until the thing. So who's been. there? They had um Uh Grateful Dead. >> Phish. Right. Um Was it Phish? Yeah, Phish was there and I think U2 started. it. Right. U2 did the first one. And the. Backstreet Boys or something weird like. that were there. N Sync. Yeah, Backstreet Boys. When I was I was there the weekend it. started and I was walking around.

wondering why everyone was dressed in. white. They saw I don't know how you do this. and how you tell people to do this. Everyone showed up in white. For the. Backstreet Boys? >> Every show. 20,000 people. Wow. For the. Backstreet Boys? >> Yeah, mostly girls, guys, too. Wait. What is that all about? I don't know. It's very strange. Walking around Vegas. seeing everyone dressed in white jeans, white shirts. Ew. What? >> What is [ __ ] happening? Oh, the. Backstreet Boys are here. >> [snorts]. >> And you leave at 11:30 and they're all. walking around drunk and still all in. white. Bro, the Backstreet Boys were. huge when I was 21. If you had told me.

when I was 38 they would be playing in. the most sophisticated dome. the most sophisticated auditorium, whatever you want to call it, stadium. that anyone's ever performed in, I'd be. like, what? >> And selling it out. >> the list of acts now. Uh yeah, Zac Brown. starts in a couple weeks. Yeah. No Doubt. coming in May. >> No Doubt? >> Yep. Kenny Chesney's also been there. The Eagles. >> it must cost to run? Cuz the UFC budget was way over because. of it cuz they had these big crazy. animated things that were going on in. the background. It was [ __ ] cool as.

[ __ ] man. Just walking into the building the first. time, I was like, "This is nuts.". >> That's awesome. >> [snorts]. >> Yeah, it was it was really truly. impressive. And I guess the outside is. insane, too. Mhm. You know? Yeah. It's. cool that the the visuals they have on. that. Like the advertisement, too. Like they. you know they'll just have like Samsung. phones on this big Yeah. Yeah, after a while it's just going to. be drones in the sky. Just pixel-size. drones. Mhm. Just trillions of them. playing a movie out. I mean that sounds. crazy, but so does a screen.

So does it you know? >> Right. A giant I was watching um some. guy reviewing the biggest TV you can buy. now. It's like a 118 in. >> 130, I think. Is it really? >> Yeah, I think I know what you're talking. about. Yeah. Some Maybe it's You know. the thing about these things is like. maybe the video I watched is 7 months. old. Right. >> Right? And now there's a one that's. >> Was it LinusTechTips? Was it Linus? No, someone else. Some guy and he was like, "You can sit. it on a cabinet, but it weighs 240 lb.

So like you have to have like a super. sturdy cabinet, but most people should. just hang them on the wall, but you do. not try to hang it on the wall by. yourself." He's like, "It's just way too. heavy.". >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. 116 in. What is it? It's 10 days old. It's a 116 in TV. >> Oh, so that's the biggest? >> know. I just typed in biggest TV. It's the. largest TV in the world. Maybe it's a. mini LED like I think there's something. a little bigger than that. Maybe it is. 116 in. Unboxing the biggest TV yet. Unbox Therapy. >> The thing I like that's cool that nobody. can get is like what Justin Bieber and.

Kanye have in their warehouses, which is. like a giant Jumbotron screen. And. they're watching TV and watching movies. A giant Jumbotron? >> Did Yeah, [snorts] I don't like So they. made a movie theater? I don't It's like. they're practicing for their arena shows. and they're just. >> What? Uh yeah, hear me uh Really? No. So a Jumbotron like you would have. at Madison Square Garden. And they have one in their house. Justin Bieber. You've you've been following Bieber on.

>> Wait a minute, Justin Bieber's doing a. Twitch stream? >> Start doing Twitch recently, yeah. What? >> Yeah, he's just live streaming his like. he's making videos and practicing. He's. got a basketball hoop and golf [ __ ] How. many people are watching while he's. doing this? >> know. He also doesn't really communicate. with the fans or anything. They just. kind of have it on. That thing back here. is a giant screen. I don't know what you. could see it on. That's so weird. And like how many people are watching. this while it's streaming? >> Well, this video has 250,000 views. [snorts] from 13 days ago. >> Right, but this is a YouTube video. This. isn't an actual stream.

>> is a re- reposting of it. >> Right. Is it on his channel? No. >> Yeah. He bug is his channel? Uh no, this isn't his channel. I don't. want to want to show the video now. >> So the 242,000. are on someone else's channel. So. they've taken his stream and reposted. it. Yeah, I guess. He's just making his. video or making songs. But it's not showing on the screen I. wanted to show you. Mhm. How do you know. about this? Are you a Belieber? Uh. [laughter] I mean. He's got good songs. He's got good songs. He's a golfer. Uh.

he's a golfer. >> Oh, he's a golfer. It's that cult, cult. of the ball. Cult of the little white ball. LeBron. got the bug. Kevin Hart got the bug. >> I saw Kevin Hart got the bug. [ __ ] everyone's got that. content, golfing bug. Kevin Hart? Yeah, I bet Red Band would never get that bug. >> No, I ain't ain't [ __ ] that [ __ ] It's. never going to happen. Mhm. They'll. never get you with that. >> want that. No. They'll never [laughter]. get you. >> It sounds horrible. >> They'll never get you with some outdoor. activity. [ __ ] off. [ __ ] off. Never, it. wouldn't be that. You want to do. archery? Archery? You want to do archery? I used.

to do archery in uh. middle school. Well, when we open up. What's that? Kanye watching a basketball. game on a screen. >> Well, how What is the Can I get a. perspective? Woah. What? No. >> [laughter]. >> way. No way. For real? That's how he. watches TV? >> I mean It's a 100-ft screen? That'd be. cool. >> That's the thing like that's badass. Is. that like the panel before? That's all. before the anti-Jew stuff when they. killed his bank account. >> Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that. like the panel things like where they. have put those panels in? Yeah. Bro, go.

back to that. That's insane. Joe, get. that for the studio so we can go watch. basketball. That's a fight. You know we're doing. another studio at Circuit of the. Americas. Dude, that is so awesome, dude. That. That amusement park there looks so. [ __ ] cool, dude. It's sick. They They. They have great restaurants they're. opening up there. They have a fitness. center there. It's dope. It's pretty. dope. And the the track is incredible. Yeah, but is it going to be like. like traffic nightmare around there. because that area is already kind of a. traffic nightmare around there.

You know, it's not. >> Helicopter in. >> [snorts]. >> It's not the best place to drive to. sometimes. Like I went to see Garth. Brooks there recently. It was nuts. So. many people there. I saw Eminem there. That was nuts. Yeah. Oh, you saw Eminem. there? >> Yeah. Oh damn, I didn't even know he was. there. >> It was great. It was great. He looks. good. Um and. put on very energetic show. You know, he's he's still can flow fast, you know. It was really good. It was a great show. And uh who else we see there? Oh, Post. Malone was there. I saw Post Malone. there a couple times. I saw him when he.

did the I think a couple times. I saw. him when he did the um the other time I. saw him was in Dallas. But he did the uh. country music uh tour. So he was doing. like mostly like country, a lot of. acoustic songs, a lot of acoustic. guitar. It was great. Posty. >> Here's a fun story about Posty. Uh. he when I met him, he met my my fiance, Janice, who's Asian. And he exchanged. phone numbers with her. And then I find. out later how he's got like the biggest. Asian fetish ever. >> Oh no. [laughter]. And I'm like.

And so Janice and him text have text. proof. I'm like, "Oh no, Posty." She. calls him Posty as a joke just to piss. me off. Like, "Oh, Posty, what's going. Can't he just be a friend? >> He loves Asian girls more than me. That's hilarious. Mhm. Cuz it is a. thing. Mhm. Dudes who love Asian girls, it becomes a thing. Yeah. I don't. know why, but it seems to stick. Uh it's. probably like Chun-Li from Street. Fighter as a kid, you know, seeing her. in the little dress. No, that can't be.

the only reason. [laughter]. That's ridiculous. >> [gasps]. >> I don't know. It's interesting though, right? It. becomes a type. Yeah. Yeah. That Oh, I saw the Stones there. Oh. That was nuts. That was nuts. That was That's an outdoor concert. there? Yeah. I mean they have a huge. stage and the Stones was like over. 100,000 people were there for it. Wow. Cuz it was also during Circuit of the. Americas. Maybe it was. bananas, man. Like you can't even. believe you're seeing it. So it was it's.

so nuts. It's one of those things where. you're like, "Is that really Mick Jagger. out there? Like this is You know what I. mean? Like some people. a chain a level of like legendary status. that you can barely believe they're real. when you see them in person. That was. what it was like. Mhm. They were great, man. Like put on a great [ __ ] show at. a thousand years old. Have you raced [snorts] a car there? Or. are you Is that possible? I've driven. around. I haven't raced anybody, but. I've gone fast. I want to go fast. >> Right. I took the uh well, I've I've driven a.

few cars around there. I drove uh. my car, which is a GT3RS, a 2007 GT3RS. I took that around the track. I took a. Ford GT, it's another car I have. I took. that around the track. And then recently. I drove um they have a new Corvette, the. Corvette ZR1. >> Oh yeah. >> It's a thousand horsepower. Yeah. A. thousand horsepower Corvette. It was. bananas. By far the best car I've ever. driven. >> Really? >> By By far. >> to get one? 100%.

>> Really? 1,100,000%. Yeah, it looks sexy, too. I love it. I. No, dude, it's it's incredible. It's. incredible. I mean it's just like it's. so engineered, man. Like when you're. driving around the track, we were going. fast and the thing was just gripping. Gripping the the handling is so balanced. cuz it's a mid-engine car now. You know, the from the C8, the eighth version, like from Tony's on, is all like super. balanced out now because the engine is.

in the middle of the car. It's just like. so planted. Is it better than a I mean. Porsches have mid mid engine cars, too. Is it better than Porsche handles? >> Porsches' mid-engine cars are the. Caymans and the Boxster. Those are the. mid-engine cars. The other ones are. rear-engine cars, which is a little more. tricky. [clears throat]. Rear-engine cars, it's like when the ass. end kicks out, you got to keep on the. gas or the car will spin out on you. It's a little different. You know, like. a lot of people don't they like it. because if you can control that and once.

you get to control it, it can actually. help you around the track. That's why. one of the fastest cars in the world. around the Nürburgring is the Porsche. 911 GT3RS, which is a rear-engine, rear-wheel drive. car. And it's one of the fastest cars. around the Nürburgring cuz when you know. how to drive it, that weight balance can. actually assist you and they're just so. well engineered. But the Corvette's faster. It is. Yeah, the Corvette I think. >> What's its 0 to 60? Well, its 0 to 60 is. way faster. Uh it's it's a it's a faster.

car. It's it's it's a spaceship. Like it. is it's a nutty car. It's the I don't. know if it's faster around the. Nürburgring. As a matter of fact, I. don't think it is. Um the I think it's like a hair behind. it, which is interesting cuz a lot more. horsepower. Uh but that that's also. a professional race car driver drove the. Porsche and Corvette set its record for. the fastest American car ever built. around the Nürburgring with a Corvette. engineer. Not even a professional race.

car driver. And so professional race car. drivers like um there's some guys on. YouTube, they've looked at the footage. cuz you can watch the dash cam footage, they said, "I could take about 10. seconds off this.". >> Wow. Which is. More than a Model S Plaid though, the. new ones? They were really fast, too, but they're not as fast around corners, you know what I mean? Like the the. Nürburgring and a lot of these tracks, it's not just about how fast you go, it's about what kind of suspension you. have. And the Model S Plaid, in some ways, is.

limited by the width of the tires and. the suspension It's a great car for. driving regular streets, but if you were. going to do uh a car like that and take. it on the track, you would do what I did. with mine, the Unplugged Performance. ones. >> Badass. That's different. That could. probably go around a track faster than. anything. Right. Because it has super. wide tires, it's a wider body, because. they add carbon fiber fenders, wider. tires, and then like insane braking. power. Like that car's.

That's a future car. That's that That. car's from the future. It's sexy as. [ __ ]. It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever. driven. Yeah. But everything else I. have, all the fast supposedly fast cars, they're all [ __ ] cars. Compared to that. thing. Right. That robot just whoosh. Silent. Goes faster than all of them. Faster, handles incredible, and it's. really heavy. Those are really heavy. cars. I've never even seen that the. Mercedes-AMG One is the fastest on the. Nürburgring. >> Wow, that's sexy. That's basically a. race car. 6:30.

It's a minute faster than the Tesla. Plaid in 2023. >> What is that exhaust on the top? Is that. See it You see that's the thing about a. Tesla Plaid. 7:30 used to be awesome. Like when my GT3 RS came out, I think it. was like 7:40. A professional race car. driver took it around the Nürburgring, which is kind of nuts. But now, I think. the. Corvette is under six is under seven. I. think it's like 6:50. Yeah, they had a. What is the Corvette's time? So, number. one is eight Yeah, okay.

6:49. 6:49. That's crazy. So, that's a full minute. almost faster than the GT3 RS that I. have. So, look at that. So, below that. So, it is faster than the GT3 RS, which. is nuts. Cuz the GT3 RS and the GT2 RS. have always been like the ones that. everybody looks at. Wait, 0:56. [snorts]. Yeah, real close. Real close. But again, the Corvette is being driven by a guy. who's an engineer. The Porsche is being.

driven by a race car driver. Yeah. >> There There is a difference. Those. Engineers are awesome drivers, but. that's like you know, you play. basketball in college, you're really. good, now you have to play against. LeBron. There's a bit There's a. difference. And it's also. pre-production, right? Yeah. And then. there's the GT2 RS, the Manthey. So, what Manthey is, it's like a performance. company, they take a regular GT2, which. is a nutty car. It's a turbocharged GT3. RS, essentially. And it's got more than.

700 horsepower. It's an insane car. So, that's a little faster, but the regular. GT2 RS is not as fast. around the So, that's an MR. It's. another modified vehicle. It's another. company. That's a GT3 RS, but then GT2. RS is what I'm asking about. Oh, so. there's the GTD. That's the Ford. Mustang. That's the new crazy Mustang. that they just came out with. So, these are nutty numbers, man. Like. off the charts insane numbers.

And they're going to get faster and. faster like. when Elon's here, he said he was trying. to tell me. without telling me how insane his that. little Sportster car, whatever it's. called, the Roadster. >> Bigfoot. >> Whatever that thing is going to be. Roadster. Bigfoot, yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, okay. But he said they're going to have uh a. product demonstration sometime in the. beginning of the year. He said January, February. They had that 13 years ago, too. >> [laughter].

>> I mean, I they I wish he would bring. that out. I I God, that's the How many. people put a deposit down? A lot. A lot. of people have canceled their deposits. Including Sam Altman. >> Yeah. Yeah, MK did recently, also. I I mean, I don't understand what the. problem is. Like why not just. release one? I mean. Cuz you can't. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Cuz you're busy. Well, but he's. releasing he's got other things. >> He's got rockets to make. Yeah. He. doesn't have the time. I like my Hummer. That's my favorite. car. What's that? Uh from the time he's.

been here, they've already pushed it. back to April 1st now. >> [snorts]. >> Oh. >> article I just found three days ago. >> Oh, so Okay, so 2027. Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, we're going to get this before. GTA. Tesla delays reveal of production. Roadster. >> Fools' Day. To April Fools' Day. >> not a. He's [ __ ] with everybody. That's. funny. [laughter] Come on, that's funny. No, it's definitely funny. That's. actually funny. Yeah. Look at that. Let me see the image. again. Gives him some deniability, bro.

If that thing does come out though, that's going to be so much fun. That's 0. to 60 in some some stupid number. Cuz. the Tesla Plaid, my car does it in 1.9. >> Yeah. 1.9. It's crazy. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. what that's going to do it in, but it's. it's probably going to be like 1.4 or. something insane. Which is 1 second. It's basically a. second. My Hummer does it in 2.8, and that's. scary as [ __ ] dude. And the whole front. goes up like a boat, and you're just. looking at the sky. Really? Yeah. >> [laughter].

>> Are they having a hard time selling. those? Yeah, 100%. Why? Uh. they're they're really cool. I think. it's just the I don't know, man. It's. just. it's expensive. It's a very expensive. car, and you know You're always ranting. about it though. You love it. >> It's my favorite car, and I it's just. ridiculous that it's so much fun to. drive. It's the funnest car I've ever. drove. And little things like that, where you go fast and the whole thing. goes up like a boat, it's it's so. hilarious. They just released super crab. walk, also, just like an update, where. it's even more ridiculous, like where.

you can just drive sideways, kind of. Ooh. >> [laughter]. >> Super crab walk. >> Yeah. It's fun, dude. You should You. should borrow my car sometime to go out. >> [laughter]. >> Like it's [ __ ] hilarious. It's. [ __ ] awesome. Have you been in a Cybertruck yet? Uh I. have, but I haven't driven one, and you. know, that's something I canceled my. reservation for. That's why I got the. Hummer, but uh I got I'm still I got. that tick, like I kind of want it still, but I don't know. >> If you did it, you should put cat. stickers all over it. >> Cat stickers? You know what I mean? Like. put your Death Squad cat Yeah, like wrap.

it and stuff. That way people people. would definitely [ __ ] with it. >> Yeah, I can't do that. >> Dude, it's piss all over your car or. something. >> Right. Like I wanted to wanted to get. red ban as my license plate, and it was. like available. I was like, I can't do. that. >> Yeah. But that'd be cool. Yeah, you're. >> [laughter]. >> asking to get stalked. Like I roast, you. know, it'd be like that. >> [laughter]. >> That was back when Tony wanted. attention. Yeah. >> Now he's hiding. >> Yeah. Damn, I'm hiding. >> I'm hiding. Um now he's got tinted.

windows. When you. Like maybe you can put red ban in like. code. Yeah. Now I I does it That would. actually be more fun. I almost said with. my license plate. I mean, I kind of did. >> [snorts and laughter]. >> Did you? Yeah. That's a douche move, right? Having a. like I've never had I'd had one. December. Oh, yeah. 12, 2000 20 2012. That was the. end of the Mayan calendar. Mhm. Yeah. That's right, you did have it. >> What if that really did.

If like we're going to look back, and. that's when something happened, and we. just didn't realize something had. happened. Yeah. >> Like there's some technological. breakthrough that they're going to point. back to December 21st, 2012. Mhm. Yeah. They're going to say, "Oh, that's. when everything went weird.". 100%. Probably, right? >> Yeah, that and COVID. We got two updates. during those two times. COVID [laughter]. was the big one. >> Yeah. I had someone trying to tell me, it was the most painful conversation, that every time your nose got swabbed. during COVID, they put uh micro.

particles in your body, and they can. turn them on or off, make you tired, or. make you like, "What? Why am I having this conversation? Like. I. >> [clears throat]. >> I don't know if you researched this. Have you researched this? Like what are. you talking about?" I was like, "This is. the craziest thing I've ever heard in my. life.". Like everybody's got it, and 90% of the. people on the planet have these things. in their body, and they can just turn. them on and turn them off. Okay, what? Where is this technology coming from? Where do they have How You know how many. steps have to be taken before they. inject stuff into people? They have to.

be sure that it works. Yeah. Did you see Kim Kardashian doesn't. believe we went to the moon? Have you. been watching I've been watching the. show. Dropping. We're dropping knowledge on Kim. Old. Kim's catching it. It's funny watching. her be into that though. She's catching. it. Old Kim's getting red-pilled. Yeah. That's great, bro. When you watch. Richard Nixon having a conversation with. the guys on "Congratulation, boys, you're on the moon." Like what? [laughter]. There's He's got a phone. He's got a.

landline. He's calling the guys on the. moon. Shut the [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> up. Just shut your [ __ ] hole. There is no way that phone is connected. to anybody other than another phone. Yeah. I didn't even know about the phone. thing. That's ridiculous. Well, that's one of the things that Gus. Grissom complained about. He hung a. lemon uh I put a lemon on a coat hanger. and hung it on the lunar module, because. they couldn't communicate. with uh the people that were in the.

command center. They were all trying to communicate, and. he was pissed off it wasn't working, so. he put a lemon He hung it on. >> [snorts]. >> the door, and that's. That's the the dark dark conspiracy, cuz. he burned to death inside that thing. Really? >> Yeah, and his family thinks that they. murdered him, because he wasn't willing. to go along with the moon hoax. He was supposed to be the original. pilot. Mhm. Yeah. Did you follow that. conspiracy that they're all the. Challenger astronauts are still alive? Have you been following that? >> [laughter]. >> I've seen that. I I that one. You want.

to know what's not a conspiracy that. Elon told us? >> Mhm. If they made the Challenger out of. steel instead of aluminum, it wouldn't. have burnt up like that. Really? >> Yeah. That's what he said. He said it. was about the tiles. Right. Isn't that nuts? Yeah, cuz that's. how it happened. The tiles. >> off. Yeah. But aluminum just heats up. too fast and and disintegrates. It falls. apart. Yeah. That's why he uses steel. Like those. those things are all all of those. spaceships that he's making. Does he. cast them like he does his cars? I.

wonder. Like, you know what I mean? Um I. can't say how they do it. I don't think. I don't think we could say, right? All. right, don't tell me. I don't care. I. don't think we should say. But it's. steel. I'll tell you it's steel. >> Steel. It's crazy looking, man. When you. see them in person, you're like don don. don don don don. Yeah, that's a trip. >> It It's like it's literally like you're. inside of the Death Star and you're. looking at some spaceship that they're. constructing. Or you're, you know, with. the resistance or whoever Luke Skywalker.

was with. It's weird, man. It's weird cuz these. are spaceships. They're going to go into. space. And eventually, supposedly, go to Mars. I'm good. You're not going to go. >> No. [ __ ] that. >> going. But if you got you had a choice. between Earth is going to be hit by the. biggest asteroid that's ever impacted. Earth in 5 years, it's the There's no. way we're going to avoid it. >> Right. And we figured out a way to grow. food on Mars, who's in? Mhm. I might go. to Mars. Then I'll go, but I want to be.

like passed out like my colonoscopy. where I just wake up and I'm like, "Oh, I'm here." Could you imagine watching. from Mars when Earth gets hit with an. asteroid? You watch it in real time. >> Wow. You see this this big flash in the. sky. And like a quarter of Earth looks like. it's on fire. God. Bro. >> That'd be intense. Bro, imagine being on. the surface of Mars watching Earth get. destroyed. Going like, "Oh boy, we got to make the. most of this." I could barely see it, wouldn't you?

You have telescopes and [ __ ] You could. barely see it with. >> Well, with your eyes, you mean? With. your eyes, you could barely see it. >> bring a chair. And wouldn't it be like. years later you would see it? No. >> [laughter]. >> It'll be a few seconds later. >> Right. But if. Yeah, if you were using a telescope, you'd definitely be able to see it. Um. but with the naked eye, it'd be a little. tiny dot. Because it's only Mars is only. like what? 3/4 the size of Earth? How big is. Mars in relationship to the size of.

Earth? I think it's I think it's. smaller. Yeah, so you could barely And. you could barely see Mars, right? So. Earth would only be like a slight bit. bigger. And then going back to Earth. after to see it would be crazy. Just watch cannibals. Just all people. like looking up at you over rib cages. wearing human skin. Mhm. That's probably what people are like. after the asteroid's impacted. You know, the the people that have. survived like these big huge extinction. [snorts] events. Okay. Oh, it's a lot smaller than Earth. It's half the size. Basically, almost.

a little bit more than half the size. Wow. So we could barely see that, so you. could probably barely barely see Earth, too. Mhm. You know, Terrence Howard has the. craziest idea about planets. He and I. Again, I don't know if he's right, but. it's fun. He thinks that. planets are made out of chunks of stuff. that gets ejected from the sun and.

eventually gravity cool And as it moves. further and further away from the sun, it gets to the point where it can. support life. And he said you probably experience that. all over the cosmos. It's probably like. peopling. Like things get to a stage. where it can support life and then life. exists for long enough where intelligent. life. develops. And that happens all over the. cosmos. Mhm. That's his thought. And then maybe these people that we see. when you meet aliens, maybe that's. future versions of people.

Mhm. And that peopling is a natural. thing. Just like, you know, you grow crops. You know, all the crops are fruiting. We're going We're going to get apples. We're going to go pick apples today cuz. the the tree lived long enough, the. seeds planted long enough, now grows. fruit. Now you can go go eat your. apples. Mhm. Imagine we're just a farm. Just a people. farm. That makes sense.

Everyone's saying, "No, that doesn't. make any sense." Listen, nothing about. this world makes sense. [ __ ]. literally nothing. Nothing about life makes sense. It's It's all very strange. And you don't think it's possible that. this is a stage on the way to becoming. some new kind of life form and that has. happened already somewhere else and they. come to visit to make sure we're okay. Of course that's possible. I'm leaning. more towards simulation theory more and. more the older I get. Yeah? >> Yeah, 100% 100 100% All right, why?

What's your argument for why the. simulation theory is real? Uh because you can kind of see right now. the idea Like look at look at AI. chatbots or look at look AI talking to. AI. You can already kind of see. uh. artificial intelligence now, like baby. version of it. Right. Imagine 100 years. from now. Imagine. thousands of years ago and we are the. AI, you know, uh. I just I just see that that just seems.

like it makes sense. Like we're aliens. created us as AI, you know, in this fake world and they're just. So this is just a a program running. >> Yeah. I don't know. Look, it's it's a fun one to think. >> Well, let's talk about that stupid. quantum computer. Okay, what is that? >> Right. So if that thing can do that, if. it could run a calculation that would. take every computer on Earth 2.6 billion. years to solve and it could do it in a. few minutes.

What is. What kind of rendering can that thing. do? You know? Like what kind of. experience can that thing provide to my. my simple monkey neurons? What you know, I wear a headset. and it cre Like you were telling me. about those weird online games where. they're never-ending? Where like you go. you explore space Mhm. and there's like. universes and but there's no end to the. game. >> Right. You just go places and see things. and you can go to a new place and see a. new thing. >> Right. And it's like constantly.

rendering a new version of it. Like. Well, what's that? Yeah. >> Right? What is that? And now you add a. bunch of variables like life forms, this. and natural disasters and ideological. capture and all this different [ __ ] and. [ __ ] in the women's room. All that. stuff like add that to it and all the. chaos of war and a [ __ ] you know, Samsung can't get their [ __ ] together. Like all that Put it all together. Like. to keep you confused and chaotic and. like you you're guessing constantly. Everything's madness. Like this is. That's how I would make a simulation. I.

would make a simulation that's [ __ ]. completely bananas. Mhm. Some old guy. gets shot in the ear, jumps up and goes, "Fight fight fight." Yeah. Crazy stuff. >> Right. The The nuttier the better. The weirder the better. I want a communist running New York. City. Run it. Run that Run that program. Let's go. Yeah. And all these rich kids. are going to be supporting them. Yay! Socialism. Mhm. [clears throat] Run that program. The all of it. Yeah.

Run it. And we get upgraded when we sleep at. night. >> [laughter]. >> Maybe. It's just one of those things that's. like. we we realize that we're building. towards an event. Like human. civilization clearly seems to be. building towards an event. There's like. the military stuff, the Ukraine-Russia. stuff, the Gaza-Palestine-Israel. stuff. But it's also the technology war. It's. like building towards an event and how. that event plays out, I don't know.

And I think everyone's got a little bit. of anxiety about that. You know? Mhm. >> [clears throat]. >> But at least they have At least they're. letting the climate change we're going. to die [ __ ] go. Bill Gates was like the. first He sounded the first alarm. Actually, we're going to be fine. Did he. Did he say that recently? Bill Gates said that? Yes. Yes, Bill. Gates, the Pied Piper of we're all going. to die. The guy literally the Paul Revere of. we're going to die. is now we're going to be okay.

We're going to be fine. So they're. letting that go. So if they're letting. that go, okay, good. >> [sighs]. >> At least you can relax in that front. So. what do we have to be anxious about now? What what what. What dilemmas is the simulation. providing us that are going to keep us. distracted as we build towards an event? I think the real event involves AI. I. think that's the real event. I think all. this other stuff, the climate change. stuff and the And it wouldn't make Isn't. it kind of weird, too, that AI literally.

came to us overnight? It wasn't like we. saw baby versions of AI. It just seemed like, "Oh, one day we. have all have AI." Like we have. artificial, you know, all this. came out of nowhere. >> I mean, when was ChatGPT or excuse me, when was OpenAI funded? When was When. was it founded? What was the. >> Yeah, I don't know. Let's guess. Uh 2017. >> I was going to say the same thing. >> Are you serious? Yeah, I was going to. say the same thing. I was going to say. 16. I was like, "Nah, 17.". >> Yeah, 17. But it might be 15. Right.

What? >> Was it? 15? >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, so 10 years ago these. [ __ ] knew. that eventually we're going to figure. that thing out. And And then also, they. were probably the first people that were. collecting data, right? And realizing. that data is a commodity. Well, it's. also a commodity in that this data. allows people to use their artificial. intelligence and create things. um which is essentially on the back of.

artists, right? Like digital artists and. like these a lot of these people that um. make stuff. with their hands that like have a. distinctive art style. Like you can. tell it make me a painting of a dog and. a young boy in the style of Picasso. during a very particular time period of. his life and it'll like that. But it's. doing. >> it off of Picasso's work, right? Right? >> Yeah, so it's trained on. Yeah, like if. you say make me a Frank Frazetta of.

Conan the Barbarian that's never been. seen. It. Did it do that? What did we do that? >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, let's let's put that into. Perplexity. Yeah, and have it. It doesn't do images? I don't think so. All right, that's an issue. >> Make credit toward and word have big. boobs. Um. all right. >> [snorts]. >> When you when you use. AI like what what pro you are you using. programs that do deep fakes or using. programs that do. video generate using Sora.

>> I use I use Sora. all the time. >> Is that the best one for videos, right? Uh they all it kind of sucks sometimes. Sora's with the best other times Grok's. great. I mean they every every day I'm. going trying to go back and forth. between them two but I would say Sora's. probably the best one right now. But. then next week some other one was come. out, you know, and be better. So I'm. always jumping around. Uh My team was explaining something. really interesting about like Nvidia and. a lot of these companies that make video.

cards. that their design of these video cards. is uniquely good for AI generation. And that [clears throat] they're that's. why they're so huge now. Like these. companies are bigger than any other. company. I asked it to do it. Here you. go. Okay. Wow, that looks good. Holy [ __ ]. >> Yeah, that's from like that's. >> That's incredible. Cover Commander's. thing or something like that. >> That's incredible. >> That looks great. Okay, I think I. corrected. So tell it. tell Perplexity to make him.

look older and more scarred. Mhm. And. vulnerable. Well, no, he was always mean. [laughter]. More scarred. Okay, I think they're doing it based on. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh. Cuz that the. the hair is lighter and Conan's hair was. like jet black in the books. Ooh, look at look how it generates it. >> that. This is wild. Cool. Make him look older and more scarred. That's so cool. GET A LITTLE OH MY GOD.

Oh my god, they [ __ ] nailed it. >> That is perfect. Holy [ __ ] dude. That's. incredible. Did he even fake sign? What's that? Fake signature. Oh, wow. That's cool. What is the signature? >> can't it's illegible. I don't know if. it's anything. Whoa. He's wearing odd. boots. That's how the kind of boots they wore. back then. >> [laughter]. >> Damn, that's pretty [ __ ] good. The. dragon has three arms. >> Okay, now make him in a scene where he's.

fighting. armed skeletons. Ooh. >> [laughter]. >> Dun dun dun dun dun. So we're going to have the old dude with. the scars fighting skeletons. We're 12. >> [laughter]. >> And now now animate it, you know, that's. cool. Now give him a big old hog. >> [laughter].

>> Big old floppy hog. >> Oh, whoa. What happened to his hair? He's getting older. That's Arnold. Schwarzenegger. Arnold, yeah. That's. That's weird. That's not Conan. He's. >> [clears throat]. >> Okay, uh. give him good but give him long black. hair. And pouty lips. Put pouty lips just to. see what happens. Give him. >> [laughter]. >> hair. to jet black and longer.

All right, here we go. Put him in. pigtails. It's wild how this thing can just do. this. >> I love this [ __ ] This is all I mean I. just do this for hours. This is. >> all it takes is a prompt and you can do. it with your voice. You don't even have. to do it by typing it in which is really. nuts. Yeah. Um. Have you. That's better. >> Still a little longer with the hair. The. hair needs to be a little longer but. that's okay. And that looks like he dyed. it black like just for men did, right? >> they took away the weapons from the um.

skeletons. They don't look skeletons. having that battle ax look. They edited. that out. Yeah, that sucks. >> Okay, make the. make the skeletons. heavily armed. with armor. and helmets. swords and shields. What was the last what? With armor and. helmets.

swords and shields. Why did I say swords? >> Swords. I said it like it's spelled. >> [laughter]. >> That's your Boston in you. He's got a. swords. He's got a sword. Run, Paulie. >> [laughter]. >> He's going to get you. He's got his sword. Oh, I like how it. Oh. It kind of pretty dope. Mhm. That's. pretty [ __ ] dope. Although where is.

the blood on the sword coming from if. they're all skeletons? True. >> that's [laughter] an issue. That's. pretty [ __ ] good though, dude. It's a little different than Frazetta's. style. Okay, now say make it more like. Frazetta's paintings. Mhm. >> Cuz it's a little too detailed. Right. Make it. more like. Frazetta's. Skeletons are [ __ ] though cuz they. they would just all their bones would. fall on the ground. There's no muscles.

Something to stop [laughter] the blade. But they they're all coming at you. There's so many of them. They're coming. at you from everywhere. You know, you have to go scary. >> Ridiculous. There's a zombie inside the. skeleton, a zombie brain. >> [laughter]. >> Yeah, they have no muscle. You can kick. their ass. [ __ ] off, [ __ ] Be a pile. I don't like his pose. Still sucks. What's that bomb on the. ground like a World War bomb? >> Yeah, what is that? >> [laughter]. >> What's that? >> It's like a vibrator. It's a Hitachi. What is that big ro- robot dick on the. ground? Big old red rocket. I kind of.

like how they've got. the skeletons have shields now. Now. that's cool. That looks pretty dope. >> Yeah. Yeah. No one still to this day I. would love to talk. >> [snorts]. >> Quentin Tarantino into doing it for his. last film. No one to this day has done a. really good Conan movie like the books. >> That's true. Have you ever read the books? I have. long time ago. I used to be really into. that and the Death Dealer or was it the. Death Dealer? Is that what his name was? >> Death Dealer? Yeah, I think.

oh man. The guy with the big horns. black. Death Dealer, right? Is that what it's. called? I used to be into that, too. Who's got the horns? It's I think it's called the Death. Dealer. It isn't called the Death. Dealer? Yeah, that guy. Oh. Oh, that. yeah that's. fourth picture right there where he's on. the. next to it. Oh. To the right. >> basically a rip-off. Yeah, that was I. was really into those books. Frank. Frazetta unless someone made that No, it. is. It's Frank Frazetta also.

Go to that. >> Yeah, that's him. Dude, that was my he. was my favorite. >> best paintings. >> Really? See yeah, that's the Death. Dealer. I used to read those books. I. didn't know there were books. >> Yeah, I was obsessed with that the Death. Dealer. >> What is the book about? >> I don't remember anymore, man. It was it was badass though. I used to. The Death Dealer. Oh, Frank Frazetta's. volume three the Death Dealer. >> Mhm. Um Yeah, that was my favorite. That was my favorite book right there. Book two. Second one, yep. So what does.

he just go around [ __ ] killing. people? >> He's a badass. He was pretty. I think he was dead, too, if I remember. I don't remember like he was See if you. can go and find out what it looks like. inside of it. Inside of what? Inside of that book. Like is it a um it's a graphic novel, right? >> No, no, it's a book book. >> book. Yeah, and then I read I got that I read. that before I read Conan and that's how. I got into Conan cuz I was like wait, who's Conan? I [laughter] don't know. So who wrote that? Uh I don't know. It's not Robert E. Howard, right? James.

Silk. Oh, okay. So he based it on a Frazetta painting. and made Okay, okay. So Frazetta though was the Conan books. were in the 30s. Were they? >> Yeah. Oh, I didn't know it was that old. >> It's really old. Yeah, Robert E. Howard. He lived with his mom. He was super. depressed and wound up killing himself. And he wrote about like the most badass. [ __ ] that he wished he was. Living in a time with his sorcerers and. dragons and You have you been to Conan's.

Pizza here in Austin? Is it related? >> It's all Conan. [ __ ] You walk in it's all Conan [ __ ]. >> Really? You would love it, dude. House. of Pizza? I haven't had it I haven't. been there yet but I. >> [laughter]. >> it looks badass. I saw it on TikTok and. it's just like a Conan's fans. dream. Super nerd yeah. >> just everywhere. Oh, it's all Frazetta. stuff on the wall. >> Yeah, everywhere. Oh, wow. What a great. idea. Yeah. It's a good way to keep. chicks out. Yeah, look at the look at. [laughter] the table. It's all We're not. going to the Yeah, hard seats and Conan.

paintings. That's how you keep chicks. out. We are not going to see those [ __ ]. gay paintings. I want to go there. though. Why do you like those [ __ ]. gay paintings? They're the most coolest paintings in. the. They are. >> They are. But I don't think that. I don't think women have the same. opinion. Yeah, but that's. >> had a guess? I don't know. I mean, I was into Red Sonja, too. And. but girls hate Red Sonja. Cuz she's too. hot. She's got big old titties. She. [ __ ] everybody up.

Yeah, she's too hot. Red Sonja versus Conan. >> Isn't it weird that like that genre. caught fire? Like the genre of like. fantasy, like medieval fantasy, like. like chain mail, like iron, big swords, helmets, and then monsters, witches, warlocks, and like what is that? Like. why did that Why did the barbarian era, why was that so interesting to people? Muscles. Yeah, like for Robert E. Howard.

cuz he's living this [ __ ] soft life, living in his mom's house. >> Yeah. Can't get any [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm. such a loser. You know? Writing these books about a guy who's. the ultimate. just destroyer. Covered in scars, kills. everybody, kills all the monsters, never. loses. [ __ ] yeah. Comes close losing a. couple times. Never loses. Would you. want Arnold Schwarzenegger to play Conan. again if he. >> No. No. What about his son? I think his. son is the son of. >> the best Conan of all time.

Like How many First of all, how many. Conans have there been? Three? Two? Three. Movies? Yeah. I think two or three. '82, 2011, 2025. 2011, which one was the 2011? Who Who starred as Conan in the 2011. one? That's a kind of weird way to see. it. Hold on a second. IMDb shows it this way.

Uh. Yeah, I guess. 2000. Jason Momoa. Okay, that was 2011? Yeah. Why did I think that was earlier than. that? Okay, this one, in my opinion, Momoa was the best Conan. Yeah. So. there's How many of them are there other. than that? There's the Red Sonja and. there's just this There's so the Arnold. ones, but there was nobody else did it. other than Arnold. Did they ever do one. Those were animated. But did anybody. ever do one other than Arnold and Jason. Momoa? I don't think so. Okay.

There was a TV show? What? '97, '98. >> That's got to be animated, though. Isn't it? It has to be. No. It's not. >> Wow, that looks What? >> Wait, this is around the time of like. Xena: WARRIOR PRINCESS. OH, I REMEMBER THIS. >> I remember that, too. I remember this. It wasn't bad. He was more realistic as. Conan than Arnold was cuz Arnold just. looked like a straight-up bodybuilder. But Jason Momoa, see if you can find an. image of Jason Momoa as Conan.

He [snorts] looked [ __ ] terrifying. He looked like the. the most legitimate version of Conan. He's a cool dude, man. I like Jason. Are there any images of him in there? There he is. That's probably what Conan. would have looked like. Big dude, but. not a bodybuilder, covered in scars. I mean, tough to stay alive back then. Was that movie good? I don't remember. seeing it. This was the one that was 3D, right? >> terrible movie. It's terrible. But it. could have been good. It started off.

good. It started off, I was like, oh. [ __ ] this is the best version of Conan. ever. It was It. Someone needs to make it like the books, you know? Yeah. It's hard to do. >> to read. Yeah. No Ain't nobody reading. no more. Ain't nobody reading. I I. wonder how much TikTok has killed the. book industry. Is it different people? Yeah, that's different. That's different. people. That's But I mean, how much has. like social media in general dropped the. amount of people that read books? >> Well, I mean, I do so much reading from.

websites and and Twitter and [ __ ] like. that nowadays that if I was into books, I could see myself not reading as much. because I'm reading all day already, you. know? Do you find yourself using that. phone because it's got a bigger screen. more to watch stuff and read stuff? Uh I use my Lately, I've been using my. Apple Vision Pro the most just to watch. movies and and [ __ ] talk. >> Dude, it's badass. >> You're TikToking on an Apple Vision Pro? >> Hell yeah. I don't do that. I watch a movie on it. But I don't Tik Tok. It's the best way. to see a movie. >> Isn't it the best way to see a movie?

Better than watching it on your TV. Really? >> to a movie theater. >> It's clearer than watching it on your. TV. And if you're into 3D, best 3D you. can ever get, better than any movie. theater. And do you have to stay plugged. in while you're having it on, or can the. battery last all throughout a whole. movie? >> Uh the new one lasts 3 hours, so you. know, most movies, but I just have like. my MacBook charger hooked up to it, so. >> you can't keep it plugged in? >> Yeah, yeah. I'm just laying I'm just. laying on the couch. you know, 500-in screen on my ceiling, you know, and have like maybe like an. app on the side, like, you know, message.

app or something. Or. hey. Yeah. I guarantee you do. Do they have that? Yeah. You You can watch Yeah, all that stuff. >> You can watch porn? Oh, yeah. You can. watch 3D porn. Boy, that's a problem. >> [laughter]. >> Porn as big as like a jumbo tron? >> Yeah, I don't want that. I don't need. that. I don't need. >> [laughter]. >> that. I don't want that. >> [gasps]. >> And it's cool cuz like if if you like. hit record on it, you can just go up to. your dog, like go up to Marshall and go. And then you can watch Marshall in 3D,

you know? It's so cool. Like and it's. like the best way to look at photos. And. the new one is just so nice, dude. It's. Really? Yeah. Why How come it hasn't. really caught on? Cuz of the price. It's. so expensive. I just got the new Samsung. one. Uh Samsung just released their. vision of the Apple Vision Pro. And it's. half the price. What's it called? Uh XR. Samsung Galaxy XR, I think it's called. And it's it's just like the Apple Vision. Pro. It's a little bit not as good, you. know, but.

if you don't have the Apple Vision Pro, that's a good for the price, that's a. good alternative. And it does the same. [ __ ] Watch movies, everything. >> the only problem is that I had I just. got to see how good it was. And if you. have the Apple Vision Pro, going to that. is like going backwards, so it's kind of. How much backwards? Uh I'd say like 30%. backwards. >> Oh, yeah. In quality or in Quality. It's. just And it's but it also just came out, so that you know, they they there's a. lot of bugs and like things they can. fix, but there's also like the. pass-through I mean, the pass-through on.

the Apple Vision Pro is almost like. perfect, you know? Like you could drive, you can look at your text through it. You drive with it on? >> You could, if you But I wouldn't I. wouldn't. >> Do you drive with it on? You. [ __ ] you're driving with an. Apple Vision Pro on? You [ __ ] psycho. >> No, I don't. Uh but uh you could. You could. >> you saw the Palmer Lucky stuff, he has. goggles that you put on with the. headset. And you know, when the You've. seen the demonstration, right? So imagine something like that for the. world.

where every car has a camera and. everybody knows where the accident is. and everybody knows what's happening. So. even if you're on like self-driving If. you're driving yourself, you'd be. alerted of things like way in advance of. what's happening. Yeah, well, it should. be on your on your windshield, though. Like, you know, like a. like the display, like Uh I I love that. [ __ ] Where you're driving, you have a. little speed thing pop up. >> You can see into cars and see people. getting road head. >> [laughter]. >> You can see like like an outline of.

someone's head bobbing up and down on. someone's lap. Yeah. The next step in the invasion of your. privacy. Yeah. Totally. So Vision Pro's been around. what, 2 years now? That's weird that Apple got ahead of. everybody else. That's the first time, right? The first time, and. >> did have have a giant brick of a battery. They all They The Samsung has it, too. You still have to. How big is the. Samsung? Like a laptop brick? It's It's. about the size of the phone right here, like a phone. And.

it's not And it's not a big problem cuz. you usually just like have it on the. couch and just have like a wire hooked. up to it, you know? >> How heavy is the one on Apple? Is it the. size of a phone or is it bigger? >> It's It's about the size of the phone. And it's a little smaller. And it's not. too heavy, but. I thought it was like one of those. things that comes with the laptop, like. those [ __ ] bricks that come that we. charge charge the brick. >> It's not I mean, it's it's Yeah, it's. I'd say it's about the size of a a. normal phone, if not It's a little. smaller than this, I guess. But And each. one each one lasts like 3 hours. And.

then you you know, I have two, so I can. just unplug it. Do you watch Kill Tony. on it? I've watched Kill Tony on it. Yeah, I I. Like it's fun watching YouTube and. TikToks on it, you So it's like a giant. screen. Mhm. Sometimes I edit on it. Like like if I'm doing editing Kill. Tony, I'll just put that on and then. have like a IMAX movie theater that I'm. editing on. So it's great like if I'm on. an airplane or something, I could sit. there and have like five screens and. like, you know, you know. It's cool. It's great for airplanes, too. If you. just want to sit there and watch movies. and [ __ ] like that. Right, instead of.

just staring at a laptop screen. And. then everyone going, "What are you. watching?". >> Right. And you can "What is that? The. original Blade Runner? That's the best. one." Dude, and you can sit there and. watch porn, no one will even know. They'll know when your dick is. >> [laughter]. >> Well, you put your little tray down over. it. You got to be a special kind of [ __ ]. creep to be jacking off on a plane with. a bunch of people Yeah, I don't get. that. Some people just want to get. caught. Yeah. There's a lot of people. out there that's part I'm a naughty boy. Yeah. I got a blanket over my head cuz I.

can't sleep, and the blanket just. happens to be moving like this. Yeah, we. used to have a problem when I was a. manager of a movie theater of this guy. that would come in and it was an old. black guy and he he looked like a. professor or something like that, shirt. tucked in. He always had a newspaper. under his arm, and he would just sit in. the movie theater like a couple rows. behind somebody, put the newspaper on. his lap, and just jerk off. And we. caught him maybe six times. We We banned. him. And then when I when I switched. movie theater like I became a manager of. another company in a different part of. town, he was there, too. Like I I was like,

"Oh, you guys got this guy here, too?". Like he just went to movie theaters and. masturbated and got caught all the time. Like I had to tell [laughter] him three. multiple times, "Dude, you're banned. here. Get out of here." And you know, I. should have called the police looking. back at it, but. >> That's hilarious. That's his sport. >> Yeah, some people play chess. Yeah. That guy just jacks off in movie. theaters and tries to get caught. Yeah, and got caught. >> I'm a naughty boy. Yeah, right. >> I'm so naughty. I did it again.

>> [laughter]. >> I came video, I did it again. And if you saw him, yeah, he looked like. a teacher. He looked so professional. back. >> he was jerking off in the movie theater. He's probably buttoned down all day long. at his job, has to be proper, but really. he's a naughty naughty boy. >> naughty boy. Wants [snorts] to go wack off in a. theater. That's a weird thing with. dudes. Want want to be naughty. Mhm. You know? You have to really a really sick girl to. be fingering yourself in a movie theater. like [laughter] by yourself. You're a. nut. I mean, it sounds like a good girl. to me. I like.

>> Right, but that's not like something. that happens often, I bet. I bet if it's. like the amount of people that get. caught whacking off in public it's got. to be like 99% men. Yeah. How many women are by themselves. just playing with themselves? You're. probably already in a hospital if that's. the you're doing that, you know? You're. not like a functional member of society. like that guy. >> [laughter]. >> Dressed like a professor, fingering. yourself. I like to think there's a lot. more girls. >> [laughter]. >> A boy can dream. Can't a boy dream?

Yeah, if you wanted to guess the. percentages though. Yeah, definitely guys more than girls. Way more. >> Yeah, I'd say probably 75 25. >> 100%. >> Yeah. I bet there's no women who've ever. been caught masturbating publicly. No, there were. There's that famous video that was on. TikTok recently about a girl. masturbating at a beach or something. that just came out. Did she get in trouble? >> Yeah, she got it was like a body cam. >> Did like you sure it was real cops? It. might be just a video that they made. There's a bunch of those. Where you see. like someone getting harassed by a cop.

and like like this seems like acting. And then you try to look for the case. online, it doesn't exist. Like this is. [ __ ]. Cuz before AI, there was a lot of people. that were just pretending to make viral. videos. Like pretend arguments, pretend. fights. pretend cop encounters, like you know? Mhm. Chest cam cop footage that's [ __ ]. Yeah. Cuz I'm not a fan of that. Yeah. So maybe that's [ __ ] too. I don't.

know. Who knows? Maybe she's not really. I like to believe it's true. >> playing with herself on the [laughter]. beach. You know how nuts you have to be? Oh, no, it's the little kids and their. shovels. Come shovel Mommy's sand. It's getting all swampy. Mommy told you. [laughter] Oh, it's leaking in. That's a dude activity. >> Yeah. Like public masturbation. Like it. that's a particularly broken woman who. wants to play with herself at the beach. in front of everybody. Like you have to. be like just out of jail. Like out of.

your [ __ ] mind. Like they already be. They must be looking for you already. Like by the time you're fingering. yourself. in front of the ocean. Think if they go. into a room, they can just charge money. for it. Guys can't do that. That's true. That's true. You can't You probably can, but only. guys are going to pay for it. >> [laughter]. >> They're coming to have all these ladies. Look at my No, you're not. No, no, no, no. You're going to have a bunch of. guys. >> Gay guys, yeah. A bunch of gay guys. Yeah. It's not like. how many women have ever been arrested.

for public masturbation? Yeah, put that. at zero. Throw that number into the. Plexity. See what it has to say. >> of that. And then make a Frank Frazetta. painting. >> [laughter]. >> It's women fighting off the masturbation. police. Uh. Cuz like dudes jerking off in public is. a scary thing. Like oh, this guy's a sex. criminal. He's jerking off in public. A. woman playing with herself in public is. just kind of sad. hottest No, it's a hot. It's hot. [laughter]. Can you imagine if that was a problem?

We got too many women masturbating. >> definitely be a problem if you were with. your husband and uh you're walking. along. What a beautiful day at the park. Mike, look Oh, look over here, Mike. Don't look at it. Don't watch. She's over there. Come on, play in Mommy's sandbox. >> [laughter]. >> It doesn't give the numbers, it just. gives five examples of Oh. ladies have. been arrested. Okay, let's see these. people. Uh information We don't have to. say the names. Someone 38 years old.

arrested in Florida, of course, masturbating during a video jail visit. Oh, okay. That's normal. Arrested in Texas for masturbating in. public while allegedly under the. influence of drugs. Crazy. Uh arrested in Georgia for masturbating. on a public beach using a vibrator. Whoa, that's a wild [ __ ]. And then what's under there? Arrested in. Minnesota for masturbating naked in a. vehicle. Was she driving?

She's just sitting in the car? Patrolmen found her lying on the floor. of an open gold Pontiac SUV digitally. penetrating herself. And it's in quotes, it says digitally penetrating herself. >> Digitally? Yeah, wow. There's a. 47-year-old woman with no fixed address. facing charges of indecent exposure and. disorderly conduct after public. masturbation. You imagine that's how far. you Not only are you homeless, but. you're homeless and whacking off in. public.

>> Austin woman, I just looked her up cuz. it said she was in Texas. Look at her. She's got so many photos though. She's. been arrested so many times for. masturbating. >> Whoa, that's what fasting Yeah. So why. did she do that? Drugs, it says, but. I So she's drugged. Whoa. Yeah, she's that She's that Yeah, she's. that girl downtown, right? >> You know her? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jamie's. tight. Everybody knows her. Yeah, she's. always naked and stuff. And that And. there was a black version of her. Wait a. minute. How many times has this lady. been arrested? >> We could go downtown and find her right. now. >> Yeah, we could. [laughter] She's by the.

bridge usually by the creek in the cave. area. That's my kind of homeless person. You know, a fixture in the community. >> Yeah. Like it becomes a part of the. tapestry. Right? It makes things more. interesting. That's my kind of homeless. people. I like them like that. >> ago. Hey. Wow, for six years she's been. banging out on the streets. Dude. I was. I was saying she's not wearing any pants. at this time. You know how many people. have loved ones that died of some. horrible disease? And like look at this. lady. She's out there thriving. Yeah. She's thriving. You know? Frank just took the vaccine and dropped.

dead playing soccer. Yeah. And this lady. is out there thriving. >> this in the Newsweek article, but Uh. this is in the Newsweek article? Okay. She was named in the affidavit as a. general manager of the JW Marriott. >> [laughter]. >> Document noted [clears throat] he heard. Nichols in quotes making moaning noises. as if she was having an orgasm. How do you know what kind of noises she. made? >> Look above it. Public view in a public.

place with her legs straight up in the. AIR SPREAD OPEN. >> [laughter]. >> STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR? SHE DOESN'T EVEN. TUCK. At one point, suspect was seen rubbing. herself back and forth on the plastic. seat. Mhm, okay. That's hot. No. That's disease, bro. That's how AIDS. gets started. That's the real [laughter]. AIDS. Uh. Venereal diseases by themselves, it's a. weird Huh? >> What's the matter, Jamie? >> That's what she used to look like. >> That's what she used to look like? Holy.

[ __ ] Yeah, times are hard. Wow. Yeah, when you are whacking off in public. every day, I mean, that's like, you. know, face of a female MMA fighter. Get. scarred up. She's The picture I just had. up that was in a. family picture looking person. Yeah, well, there's 12 different versions of. her. >> She's been bearing up a boxing with. fentanyl for decades. >> Yeah. What do you expect? You get. scarred up. Wow. Yeah. She kind of looks like a girl I. know in that. >> [laughter]. >> in that first photo.

It's hard out there. Not for a girl. It's hard for her. >> [laughter]. >> See, she's clearly Yeah, 2019 there was. an OnlyFans really. She had an OnlyFans? >> saying she could have been on a. different path. Not really. Really? Someone would have scammed her. She. would have lost it all. OnlyFans is like uh what is it? What. like if you look at the amount of money. earned. OnlyFans is bigger than like NBA teams. >> [clears throat]. >> Like what is the What is the.

What's the amount of money. generated by OnlyFans every year? Let's. just guess. >> God. Let's just guess. >> All right. I mean, it's. way up there because I know I know that. there's some girls that make over a. million a month. Yeah, but they're small. Oh, excuse me. That's a small number. The The most of. them are actually not making much money. at all and they're giving up the cooter. forever. Which is not good. >> Right. They're going to regret it for. that 50 bucks a month that they were. getting.

Most of them are not getting much. It's. probably some creep at the office who. wants to see your butt hole. I mean, I. know girls that. they're just bartenders here in town. that make thousands of dollars on it and. they don't do They just show their. [ __ ] bras. Like they're not even. showing So that's [laughter] That's why. you only make thousands. You want to. make millions, you got to [ __ ] a horse. All right, 2019, the revenue of OnlyFans. Guess. 1.5 billion. This is pre pre-pandemic. >> Oh, pre-pandemic? Oh. Okay, what do you. think it was last year? Uh well, I'll.

say I'll just say 1.5 billion. Um I'll say 700 million. 238 million in. 2019. It jumped up to 1.7 in 2020. >> 1.7 billion? Yeah. The next year that's. the beginning of pandemic, but last year. what do you think it was? Oh, it's god. 2024 4. 14 14 billion. >> 14 billion? 4.5 billion. It's just under. eight. Uh. That's a lot. >> for 395. million users. >> And once again, 2019 it was what? 238.

million. Wow. You want to hear the craziest number I. heard? Something like. 50% of American males have a. subscription to OnlyFans? 50%? 50. Yeah. I don't know. It's like a. statistic thing. I think we looked it up. like 10% of all females in America have. an OnlyFans account too or something. like that. >> 10%? Between a certain age group. Not like. old ladies. Imagine. I'd like to think it's more.

>> [laughter]. >> 10% is wild. >> Yeah, it is pretty wild. >> One out of 10. ladies that you meet has an OnlyFans. Yeah. And. when you think about the number of men. It is 375 I'm sorry, 377.5 million user. accounts. That's more than the US. population. So obviously it's a. worldwide, but Woah. But isn't it in the. United States like 150? United States. accounts for approximately 55% of the. users.

So that's 100 you know, 100 what two? Yeah. Basically. >> 190 million. Basically half. That's cool. Half of the population. Yeah. >> OnlyFans in America. That's crazy. How How can that be true? Is that one of. those like SiriusXM things where you get. a free subscription? >> [laughter]. >> You [clears throat] know? There are free. accounts I think. >> What? You get a free account for what? >> girls sign up and like I'm free right. now. Oh, that's that's it. >> an account and have a free account. >> someone It's like it's not like when. YouTube put their phone like their their.

album on your iPhone. >> Right. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's. not like that. But I think it's because. more people. everyday people do it. And so like. teachers and and like bartenders like. you know what I mean? Like. >> Teacher gets fired. Darrel, I'm a dirty. teacher. >> Yeah. That happens a lot. There's a lot. of teachers on there. A lot of teachers. are [ __ ] kids. >> Yeah. [ __ ] hot teachers. >> It's weird because uh. everybody smiles when they read those. stories. When it's the hot lady and the. 15-year-old football player like yeah.

There's no victims here. >> [laughter]. >> That's one way where we are very. prejudiced sexually. Totally. 100%. Yeah. It's but the this is sheer number of. people on OnlyFans in the United States. is mind-blowing. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like think about. it. Like that's. above everything else. Everything. Like how many subs Okay. How.

many subscribers. How many people use Spotify in the. United States? A lot. Let's a guess. Just in the United States. How many people are in the United. States? 333 million plus Mexicans. Okay. I'll say. 150 million. 150 million. >> And that's going high. That's a high. number I think. >> Okay. Um. I don't. I don't know cuz I think worldwide it's. crazy.

>> Right. It might be around there. Most people I know have Spotify. Yeah, I think What does that mean. though? Is that a a biased sampling cuz. most people I know are. my age or younger and listen to music a. lot. Right. Seven worldwide 713. million 281 premium subscribers. In the. US it says 55 million paid subscribers. Paid. >> Paid. >> But there's I bet that's But how many.

users in the United States? Cuz I bet a lot of people don't pay. >> kind of small. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> [snorts]. >> I mean I didn't pay and it just told me. paid so. >> More people are jerking off than. listening to music. That's my point. Yeah. That's crazy. >> Right. And that's only one of many. options. to get things to jerk off to online. That's why we need to somehow. let find a way to put tits on music. >> [laughter]. >> Dude, we're going to have. vivid experiences that aren't real.

That's what's going to happen. That's. going to be the future of porn. It's. going to be just like AI so there's no. victims. There's not going to be any. real women that were exploited or sex. trafficked and forced into doing this. So it's going to be. the hottest maid you've ever had in your. life coming to your hotel room. Robots. It won't even be robots dude. It doesn't. even have to be, but it could be. But it. doesn't have to be. It can just be an. artificial sensation that you you're. you're willing to sink into this. matrix-like device and it's going to.

provide you with some crazy porn scene. That's what it's going to be. And that's going to be a real problem. because regular relationships are. complicated, you know? People have to be. attracted to you. They want to you know. So you have to work hard to get people. attracted to you whether it's by making. more money or by being hotter or. whatever the [ __ ] it is. You ultimately. want someone to touch you. But it's the. moment like that is just something you. could order up like playing audio book, that's a wrap. >> Poor females. That's a [laughter] wrap. They're going. to have to get real jobs. They're going.

to have to start mining. They're going. to have no slaves in the Congo. It's. going to be all chicks. >> [laughter]. >> Chicks mining. Cuz the thing is they're not going to. want to do that. >> Right. Women like their pornography in. literature form. They like novels that are dirty and. naughty. They don't want to see it. They. want to think it. Men want to see it. So the and they want to just experience. it. Like if you could like put goggles. on anytime you want. Every time you go. to take a [ __ ] you just have wild sex.

You know, what are you doing in there? I'm just reading the paper. You're. [clears throat] in there [ __ ] aren't. you son of a [ __ ] You just hear it in. the background like she's calling you. from another room. Mhm. Like it's just. ruining your experience. Stop [ __ ]. I'm not. I'm reading the paper. I'm taking a [ __ ] reading reading the. paper god damn it. Leave me alone. You don't even talk to me. You're in. there in the toilet with the girls in. that head thing. >> [laughter]. [gasps]. >> It's going to be a problem man because. there's already so many incels in this.

country. There's so many guys that just. don't have any intimate relationships at. all. I think they. I think there was a thing where they. were interviewing young men and trying. to find out how many of them have sex on. a regular basis and it's one of like. lowest numbers ever recorded. Although like how many times are people. asking people how much they [ __ ]. >> Right. And who are they asking? How much. you [ __ ]. >> [laughter]. >> Do you have a [ __ ]. Yeah. But like. I think it's. a very unusual thing for like people you.

know, age 18 to you know, 34 or. whatever. Like young men are having less. sex now than I think ever. Are they a lot of that is they're not. even trying because of the access to. porn? Yeah. And by the time it comes dinner. time take a lady out, you got no jizz. left. You've been beating off all day. Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> Right. And they're probably also not telling. the truth or not like I'm not talking to. you. Who are you working for? Like do. you know what I mean? These kids are. like don't trust anybody and they're not.

talking to the press. Right. Right. Yeah, that's probably true too. Right. They know about privacy and stuff. I'm. not telling you. >> Yeah, they're using VPNs. [clears throat]. >> Yeah, VPNs. [ __ ] off. Yeah, if you have a VPN, that's the only. way you can protect from people knowing. exactly what you're doing at any given. moment. And even then like they're. tracking you with metadata. They're. tracking where your cell phone's pinging. to different towers, you know?

And then we're giving in to more and. more of that. And then every time a new. phone comes out it's like. a little more invasive. Yeah. VPN. Give up? >> [laughter]. >> We're done? I think we're done. We're done. Redman just checked out. See. how he did that? No, no, I didn't check. [laughter] out. >> It's like my dog when he doesn't want to. bring the ball back anymore. He's like. we're done. We're done. How's the new dog? Oh, he's awesome. >> I love him. >> Oh my god, he's so cute. He's so. adorable. He's the sweetest little. thing. Everybody who picks him up all he.

does is just bathe you with kisses. He barks when he kisses you. He gets so. excited he barks. His tail like wags his. whole little body when he wag He's like. one of them dogs that when he wags his. tail he's like oh my god oh my god oh my. god. He's just jumping up touching I've. always wanted one of those dogs ever. since I saw it in Sex and the City. Like the. the what are they called there? Is it. King Charles Cavalier Spaniel? Charlotte. had one of those in It's so sweet. And. you know, it made me love Marshall even. more if that was possible cuz he's the.

sweetest dog to this little puppy. He. love He goes [clears throat] to him with. toys try to get him to play with him. It's the most adorable thing of all. time. Like he's just so. Golden retrievers are the [ __ ]. sweetest animals. Like we don't deserve. them. We don't deserve them. They're so. sweet. Like Marshall has never been. anything but sweet a day in his life. He's never had a [ __ ] moment on Earth. He's been alive for almost 9 years. Never had a [ __ ] moment. And he's so sweet to this little puppy. He has this toy. It's like a like a.

octopus looking thing. And he comes over. and brings his little octopus over to. Charlie. Charlie grabs it and they're. playing around. It is so [ __ ] cute. man. He puts his paw on him like this. like a gentle paw on him when they're. playing around with stuff. You going to clone Marshall? No. Why? >> Cuz he's he's Marshall. He's an. original. He's He's his own thing. I don't believe in that. I don't think. you have to do that. Like that's crazy. You meet a new dog. All right. Meet a new dog. I've had a a.

bunch of amazing dogs. You know, and. they're all different and that's part of. the fun. You know? Part of the fun is. you don't know like this guy's crazy. Like what is he doing? Right. He gets to. the door he goes. Where did you learn that? Johnny Cash. Yeah. Oh, Johnny was He was the. sweetest. >> Yeah. Yeah. [snorts] Every dog's got their own. thing man. That's like part of the fun. about being a dog owner. They're all. their own weird little personalities. One of my dogs is getting so old though. It's blind and deaf now and it's the. saddest thing. Just her She's constantly.

running into walls, you know? And then. like [laughter]. When Johnny was the last um year of his. life, I used to have to carry him. outside. >> we have to do with this dog, yeah. I. have to And Johnny was big. So, I used. to I was the only one who could carry. him. She's like 140 lb. So, I'd have to. open the door, and I'd have to like pick. him up, and take him into the yard. He. would [ __ ] and piss. He could barely. walk. He could literally barely bend. down to [ __ ]. >> It was horrible. Yeah, I'm going through. the thing right now. It's like I don't. know if I should spend, cuz it's super.

expensive, the money to, uh, do the. cataracts so she can see again, at. least. So, they. >> is she? Uh, 13 14 13. And they usually. last about 15, so maybe 1 year left. >> is probably going to wreck her life. >> I know. I don't know what to do. >> But imagine giving 1 more year like she. can see now. Cuz she's just so sad and. depressed now. >> die, dude. She might die from the. operation. She's so old. It sucks. That's the thing about dogs. It's so hard is they don't Like Johnny. was 13 when he died. Yeah. Maybe 14.

Like he was And the last year was rough. It was so sad. Yeah, I don't want to. deal with it. I know. I know. It's hard, man. It's hard. You. know, but. that's what happens when you love. something. Like the when it It's the You. got to have the missing it. Like there's. got to be grief. Because if not for. that, you don't feel the love. Yeah. The. love and the loss, they're all connected. in some weird way, unfortunately.

And with dogs, they're the perfect. example of that because they're just. little love machines. They just give you. love. And they are a direct reflection. of how you treat them. Mhm. You know, if. you treat them well, and they're happy. to see you, and they're sweet to. everybody, like that's that's a good. life, a love life. It just doesn't last long. You know, Marshall's nine. You know, I give. [snorts] him the best food he can get. He's very healthy. He eats Farmer's Dog. Gets plenty of exercise, but I know it's. only a matter of time.

Mhm. And it's sad. Yeah. It's hard. [snorts]. Anyway. This brings train into screeching halt. Um. What are What are you up to on Kill. Tony? You're always doing some weird. [ __ ] on there. >> Yeah, I'm doing I got my fake band going. on right now, Cat Bread. What is that. on? How do you do that? >> Uh, it's on Spotify, YouTube, Cat Bread. Music. It's pretty much I've always made. music like All of Garden Butthole, all. those songs I used to make. But I used. to sing it, but so now I just I write.

but the music, and, uh, and I use AI to. sing it for me, and I make it a chick. >> [laughter]. >> And I have like a music bunch of music. videos and stuff on YouTube uh that I'm. using AI to make. And I scanned Genesis'. face, and it's so she plays like the Are. you still doing the the virtual reality. rooms? >> I'm doing that, too. Yeah. I'm doing. virtual Red Band with I do that like. once or twice a week, and I'm And when. do How do people know the when you're. going to do that? You just announce it. on. >> it, Instagram, or that's on Red Band on.

YouTube. But, yeah, all my stuff is on. YouTube, Red Band and Cat Bread Music. Okay. All right. I love you. Love you, buddy. [music] Love you, too. Bye, everybody. >> [music].