Joe Rogan Experience #2405 - Luis J Gomez & Big Jay Oakerson

Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. >> The Joe Rogan Experience. >> TRAIN BY DAY. JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY. NIGHT. All day. >> Yeah. Well, he's [music] the nicest guy. in the world. That's part of the. problem. >> No, he's very sweet. But it was like. like the when they tell you the story of. it, it was. >> he was like at a comedy club once and. like somebody in the audience made fun. of him. He's like, I'm going to go to a. place where no one upsets anybody ever. I'm [laughter] going to make a place. like that. And that was a comedy magic.

club. >> Still, they would let us roll in there. They did stop Joey from doing shows. there, though. >> Did they really? >> Because there's too many people that. were like normal people that would come. in when Joey was opening for me. [laughter]. Jo, you're eating her ass from behind. you doing the pigeon when your nose goes. in her [ __ ] [laughter]. Like, no way. >> They let uh TSH do whatever he wanted. I. think. >> was able to roll and and when I when. they asked me to do spots there like. eventually when I went there, I was. like, I I kind of. >> I don't know. It's like it's a weird. spot for me to do if it's a clean club.

No, they're like you can do your thing. >> Clean [clears throat] clubs are odd. There used to be this place in uh Mount. Vernon, New York called uh the Champagne. Comedy Club. It was like an all black. room and the guy who ran it was like. very Christian, very religious, and he. was like, "No motherfuckers.". He goes, "I don't want to hear no. motherfuckers." He goes, "You don't say. that [ __ ] had a big ass. You see that. woman had a wide behind." Like he had a. whole speech he would give you before. you would work there what you would say. I've only tried to work clean a few. times. I uh so I used to open for Nate.

Parati who is like. >> clean. One of the cleanest but. brilliant. You don't even know that he's. clean until somebody points it out. >> Like Gaff again like same thing as. Gaffin. >> But he's cleaner than Gaffin. Gaffin. will curse once in a while. Nate he's. never said a curse word on microphone. ever. That's not true. >> Crazy. >> Uh I don't think so. >> No. He was hammered one night. New York. comedy [laughter] club. He called a lady. a [ __ ] immediately. We had to stop her. boyfriend from attacking. He doesn't he. >> it's on Was it on camera though? >> No.

>> No. >> Oh, I mean maybe like the in-house of. the comedy club, but man, it was great. >> What a great viral video that would be. >> Oh, I wish that existed somewhere. He. was We took him to a corn concert. He. got obliterated and then that was I said. where he like Mr. Mcude through a mosh. pit like I've never seen somebody. before. I mean bodies flying all around. him [laughter]. on a hill in mud. [clears throat and snorts] and Nate just. walked through like Do you remember the. story at all? It was Family Values tour. >> Yeah, I remember. Yeah. and he walks. through and no, no one hit him at all. And then he just looks at us and gives a.

thumbs up and then he he sees this big. muscly guy next to him. He just goes and. shoves that guy and then the guy shoved. Nate pretty much across the pit again. and he just came back over to us. laughing and smiling and then he. demanded that we go do a spot in New. York comedy club. >> He uh he was at Skankfest one year we do. we you know Josh's goddamn comedy jam. >> So and it's always very heavy metal at. Skankfest. We all do like metal songs. you know Tony singing System of a Down. Jay was Slipnot. And what song was it? Was it uh It was Slipnot, right? We were.

doing the the wall of death. >> Oh. Oh, no, no, no. It was break stuff. Limpisky. >> Limpisk. Yeah. So, there's a breakdown. where like [laughter] the music kind of. like is just playing, right? And Jay. starts a wall of death. If you've never. been to a like a heavy metal concert, essentially the entire floor splits open. and it's just two like on both two walls. of people just staring at each other. just ready. And then when the music. drops, they all converge and just like. kill each other. Great video. There's. videos of it. Uh Rob Dukes from Exodus. has like one of the biggest ones ever. >> Yeah. Will of death. It's a great thing. at a metal concert. So we did we did.

this at Skankfest and Nate Nate's never. been to a metal concert. So he's just. hammered this when he was drinking. He's. just like boopping around like in the. middle of it. He doesn't realize. >> anyone splits. He's staying in the. middle and I'm you know it's I'm doing. the song. So I'm going at one point off. microphone though. I'm just trying to. go. I'm like I'm like Nate. [laughter]. I'm like like dude you got to like you. know what? And he just keeps raising his. beer. He's like, and I was like, >> that's hilarious. >> And like we [laughter] couldn't we. couldn't interlude anymore. The bass. player's fingers were going to start. bleeding if he kept interluding. So, we. had to get to the end of the song. And.

then uh and then so I'm on microphone at. that point. I'm like, Nate, move. Nate, you got to move. And he's just like, >> I'm good, buddy. >> I am moving, man. >> And we hit that uh break. >> break your [ __ ] face. Break your. [ __ ] face. This audience convergent. And I remember just seeing Nate like I. mean like they smash in and Nate went. like this. Like you just saw him like. pop up and go back down to the pile. He. was in there somewhere. But yeah, [laughter]. feeling no pain. >> Yeah. >> Who started the mosh pit? >> That seems like one of the craziest.

elements in all of music to black. people. >> Agreed upon. [laughter]. >> We stole it. We stole it from We. stole it from them. >> Jazz rock. The. >> rock and roll for sure. >> It had to be punk rock, right? Probably. 70s like uh sex pistols. >> I wish I knew. I uh I remember I was. dating a girl when I was 20 21 and she. was really into like these crazy bands. and she went to this band and she was in. a mosh pit and got [ __ ] concussion. from a headbutt.

>> and then came over to my apartment. afterwards. I'm like why are you doing. that? >> Sex pistols. Hell yeah. >> Sex pistols. What is funny the. difference in like what like people that. are like hardcore metal people would. think of a band like Korn or Disturbed. or bands like that where it's like those. are the mosh pits more that I've been. around in my life where there's almost. like a the guy on stage is even making. it soft. He's like if a brother falls. down it's always like some kind of. Valhalla speech. If a brother falls you. pick your brother up you don't stomp him.

and it's all about like you know pulling. each other off the ground and banging. into each other and walking bump into. each other. I I went to a small show at. the at the old knitting factory in. Manhattan for a band. I forget what they. were called, but it was like they. stopped the show because the mosh pit I. was like watching from above, but the. mosh pit was like punch kick. >> and people were getting [ __ ]. >> Yeah, it's like hardcore shows. Hardcore. shows are are it's like fist fighting. >> If you're a crazy person and you know. how to fight and you just decide to go. into a mosh pit cuz you could just start. tuning up on people. >> I don't think you're So here's what.

happens. There's videos that go viral. all the time. Like if there are guys. that do that, they just try to hit. people. Those guys will typically get. jumped by everybody in the mosh pit cuz. you're supposed to be punching and. kicking, but you're not supposed to be. actually targeting somebody with it. If. an accident happens, it happens. But. it's like. >> so ridiculous. >> Yeah. Yeah. But you'll see people. [laughter] get jumped. There'll be guys. that are being [ __ ] in the mosh pit. and then everyone will beat the [ __ ] out. of them because they're not being. violent the right way. >> Oh, I got to tell you, it was maybe the. funniest. >> weird agreement. Yeah, >> the funniest concert experience I've.

ever had was with Lewis at Pantara. >> We went to go see them. It was like It. was two times ago that we saw them at at. Madison Square Garden. >> Panta's Love. >> You were just Lewis was just having. again some other I'll always call Lewis. to go to a few. He doesn't go to a lot. of concerts with me, but like the. nostalgic ones that he'll hit him, he'll. go to uh sometimes. So Panta who always. want to bring his sister and we go and. he goes, he's in a good mood. He's. feeling good and we're in our 40s so. he's not looking to really get in. thing. about now like and it's a generational.

thing like Panta when I first saw Panta. live Ofest 97. >> giant stadium the entire floor became a. mosh pit and I was a kid it was the. scariest thing I had ever seen people. started jumping over the rafters there's. videos of this um like jumping. [laughter]. >> there okay. >> he's got a weapon. >> Jesus Christ he's in a flashback. [laughter] right now. >> how your father got there. >> let's uh see if we can find a video of. that. >> people started jumping over the um the. barriers like from above at Giant.

Stadium and just spilling into the. floor. The entire floor turns into a. mosh pit. It's I'm 13 years old, 14. years old. >> You're working in security at that place. and you know, you're just a kind of. retired guy who takes a security job. >> Oh yeah, that's it. It's the worst. >> You have to go to the mosh pit, [laughter] pull people apart. You're 62, you know. Hey, somebody get old Glenn. from the front. We need more people in. the pit. He used to work for like some. Long Island police station. Now. security. This is literally it, dude. >> Ozfest 999.

>> There's me. There's my sister. >> Ozfest 999. >> 97. This is 97. >> So, it's weird, too, cuz they're just. playing for the field. Like, everyone's just walking around. There's no seats. >> Oh, yeah. On the floor there's not like. there. That doesn't look like there's. any seats there anywhere. Looks like. everybody's just kind of jammed in. there. >> The whole floor is standing room and. then they're seating in the stands.

>> Oh, so you're a [ __ ] if you're in the. stands. That's why these people in the. stands are hopping the fence right now. >> Bro, there is zero security at this. joint. >> This is Look how far these guys are. jumping. >> This is like probably like the second or. third Ozfest, maybe. >> Yeah, it's early. >> So, it's like it was uh like no one knew. what to expect from this. >> It was Fear Factory, Marilyn Manson. Uh. it was they tried to ban Marilyn Manson. from this. Uh this was like a big. controversy on MTV. >> Why? >> Because he was the devil.

>> Getting lost in those things. Yeah. I. remember my ex-wife. >> the devil. >> started a big fire riot and when they. were in Columbus, I think it was that. year. So part of that. >> my ex-wife on one of our earliest like. dates, I took her to Ozfest lawn seats. I was pretty proud that I got them for. free. And uh we were in the middle lawn. for Slipnot doing spit it out and got. stuck in like a thing where they make. everybody get on the ground and you're. locked in and then again the whole lawn. turns into a crazy mosh. >> And if you're not like a metal head, she's like just a normal chick. She's.

like a comedy club waitress. She's not. into Slipnot and devil music. No. [laughter]. >> So he brings her on a second date to. this place which is just. >> she was a Latina. Yeah. >> And not super into Slipnot. She got into. it though. It's pretty exhilarating. moment for her. But um when we went to. see Panta at the garden, we were right. near the mosh pit and um these two guys. and like these two Mexican guys and two. white guys like middle-aged white guys. started getting into it and really like. fighting like they were throwing. punches. The white guys had a kid with.

him and then Lewis went and like pulled. like pulled people apart. He like jumped. in pretty early in it to pull them apart. and be like. >> I need to I need to make sure justice is. being served at all times when I see. some whatever it is. If there's not. justice happening, I got to jump in. >> Yeah. As a self-hating Hispanic, you. were really rooting for those white. guys. [laughter]. But we pul and then I don't know. We. could see like even though these guys. got separated, you can see the Latino. guys are [ __ ] they're plotting.

They're not done yet. And uh and Louis. and we're just kind of semi-observing. it, but it really it piqued Louiswis's. interest for some reason. And he did a I. mean a mother of the neighborhood like. walks. Did you walk the white guys over. or the Hispanic guys over? >> I don't remember who I did, but one of. the other like arm like arm like wrist. [laughter] hand and wrist like this goes. come on guys. This is enough. We're. going to and I'm watching from a. distance these guys beating each other's. face again. Lewis be you know. >> pant is playing. I just see Lewis being. like come on you know doing [laughter].

and like making them hold hands and like. touching them hands. >> I made them shake hand. >> He made them shake hands and they I. watched them reluctantly do it but it. never changed. Lewis came back with a. real sense of like I did something good. there. But those guys never stopped. glaring at each other the whole time. >> They probably kill each other in the. parking lot afterwards. >> And then the guy comes over to Lewis. like towards the end of the thing or. maybe it was to me he just did it but. like he came over and I was like you. guys all good and he goes, "What the. [ __ ] was that man?" He's like, "Those. guys [ __ ] started [ __ ] with us and. then your friend made you shake hands.

with him. [laughter]. They had no way. There was no beef. squash whatsoever." But Louis, he really. But just the fact you went over there. and he made them shake hands. They did. it. >> But at least even if you just make. someone shake hands, it deescalates a. little bit. >> It definitely deescalates more than. there's no out. Cuz the problem with. guys is when they don't feel like they. have an out with dignity. They just keep. talking [ __ ] and then they get. themselves into a problem. >> There's an ego thing that happens where. you're like, "Well, there there has to. be an end to this story." Exactly. >> And in my mind, when I'm angry, it has. to be me beating your [ __ ] ass or a.

guy come and makes you shake hands and. that's the end and you avoid the. violence. >> It's a logical logical end. >> The problem we're having now, especially. if we go to like these metal shows, >> is uh Lewis had a a gripe with a guy at. a concert two concerts ago. He went to a. real thing. He's like his nail. He's. like this [ __ ] guy over here. And. then Lewis was having a hard time. letting it go. And then when it got push. came to shove near each other, it's like. security was come over. He goes, "Hey,

that guy's like a fan of yours.". [laughter]. >> I can't freak out anymore. I do the I do. Rogan and Kill Tony. >> People know who I am, so I can't have. public outbursts. >> Lewis, since we were since I was I was. kind of almost like making us move so. Lewis would stop obsessing over like. dealing with the guy cuz I I I me and. Louis share a lot of similar traits in. that way. I do the same thing. So I'm. like, "We're going to move somewhere. else." And as we're moving, Lewis goes. up to the guy in his ear and starts. whispering in the guy's ear. And I'm. watching the guy nod his head, "Yes.".

He's like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." And then. they finally kind of get Louis away. And. I go, "What did you say in his ear?" He. goes, "A bunch of terrible, awful things. that I was going to do to him." I go, he. [laughter] was just nodding yes. And. then the security came over like 15. minutes later and was like, "Hey, [laughter] that guy just went, you know, he's a fan. He's a fan of yours." And. like, and the security knew us, too. He. was like, "Also, I love you guys stuff, too." But that guy, I think, is also a. fan. >> I lost a fan that day. >> That guy literally will never like my. [ __ ] ever again. >> Yeah, he [ __ ] up. >> Yeah, it's all right.

>> Also, 9ish Nails is such not a tough. like, it's not tough music. It's like. goth chick music. [ __ ]. >> all of us had mascara running down our. face having these fights. I'm going to. punch you because my dad didn't care. >> What's this? Did you Did you go to a lot. of concerts growing up? >> Yeah. >> What kind of bands were you into? the. crazy show. >> You know, I'm so much older than you. guys. So, when I was in high school was. the 80s. So, like the first band I ever. went to see live was the Jay Guiles. band. >> Nice. >> Yeah.

Remember that fold? He was huge back. then. >> And um and then I saw George Thorogood. I saw George Thorogood with some other. dude. Oh, Johnny Winter. That's who it. was. The albino dude. >> That is ugly [ __ ]. >> Oh my god. It was amazing. George. thorough good looks like [ __ ] Rusty. from European vacation. >> Does he look like that now? Is that what. you're saying. >> now? But he looks terrible. No, back. then he always he always that really is. music for like ginger guys to fix a car. and do this to George.

>> 1981 song. That's what it is. It's like. a great song from 81. >> That's what he was. >> The speech. >> there he was bad to the bone. >> The speech in the in the beginning of. one bourbon, one shot, one beer. My. favorite thing. Look, man. [laughter]. Come down now. >> Yeah. So, I Yeah, I did see a bunch of. concerts when I was in high school. >> Boston. Boston. I mean, it's big city. for shows. >> Yeah. >> But did you go as a kid? I I I feel I. never went. >> Well, I worked at a concert venue, too,

for a while. I worked at Great Woods. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. >> So, I was security guard at uh Great. Woods was this performance. I think it's. still around. >> Yeah. Amphitheater. >> Yeah. It's like an amphitheater. And the. problem with that place is if anybody. was um talking on stage, you could only. hear it underneath the thing. You. couldn't hear it in the lawn. So like. lyrics would bleed out into the lawn. like or you know someone doing comedy. would bleed out into the lawn. It was a. nightmare when comics performed there.

cuz you got tickets on the lawn. You. couldn't understand what the [ __ ] they. were saying. It was just all this weird. echo [ __ ] I did comedy in front of. Slipnot and Corn there in the place in. that venue particularly. >> Did you really? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I saw Dangerfield there when I was. working there. I saw Bill Cosby there. when I was working there. >> The Cosby I wasn't paying attention. though. I I had no intentions. You got. to pay attention on that guy. >> Well, I was 19 years old and I just had. no patience. I had no intentions of ever. being a comedian. >> Well, he would do like three hours,

right? Like he would do like really. really long shows, but it was the same. It was always the same act, right? >> Yeah. Were they that long? Two and a. half. I heard it was a Yeah, >> he was there, I believe. I'm trying to. remember who else. Uh definitely I I. paid to see Kenisonson there. That was. wild. And then. >> do you think people like Kenisonson. would have uh grown with the times? >> No. I think Kenisonson, he would have had to. sober up. And if he sobered up, I don't.

know if he'd be the same thing. He's. like the best example of a guy who was. maybe the greatest and most influential. comedian of all time for like a year. >> Like when he came, there was a a moment. when he was talking about like Jesus on. the cross, you know? I think his last. words were, "Oh, NOT MY LEFT HAND. NOT. MY LEFT HAND. [laughter]. >> YOU CAN HELP ME IF I if you get if you. get a back of a hammer.". >> It was like completely different kind of. comedy. The thing about homosexual. necriliacs paying money to be with the.

freshest male customers, [laughter]. the go, you know, going to the. mortuaries and paying money. That bit is. [ __ ] crazy. It's so funny. The bit. about the starving kids in Africa, like. holy [ __ ] man. But it only lasted for a. short window and then the stuff after. that, he was partying so much. The. material was not anywhere near as good. It was all like the points weren't. interesting. But do you think he had it. in him to evolve? >> He would have had to [ __ ] clean his.

act up. I think I think what you're. seeing is a guy first of all who. develops his act over like 10 years. before he gets before he makes it. And. when he makes it, he's [ __ ] good. I. mean, he's like one of the best ever. And then he has to come up with a whole. new act in a year. But he's just doing. coke and he's partying and he's hanging. out with Bonjovi. >> Well, that's that's like what it's like. with everybody. It's like everyone does. their first like album or special and. it's like a collection of everything for. a decade or 15 years and then it's like. you're supposed to reproduce that every.

year or two after that. Like Bill Bar. and Louis CK sort of created this. standard of putting out. >> a brand new hour every year or two which. is like almost. >> ginger [ __ ] You heard [laughter]. here first. Where's my camera? You. ginger [ __ ]. >> It [clears throat] was almost. unsustainable to like go to George. Thorough good. You [ __ ] rusty looking. piece of [ __ ] The thing is, it's like, why why do we care if that's what they. want to do? Like, why don't we just do. what we do? Like, why why are we even. comparing? >> Because when I show up back at when I. show up back into another market a year.

later and I'm doing the same material, I. feel like a [ __ ] [ __ ]. >> I do. >> Yeah. Well, you probably should, but you. also probably should just go at your own. pace. You know, some people want to. think of a special as a special, like. this is the best [ __ ] that I've come up. with over the last 5 years or whatever. And some people want to think like, "No, it's just like keep releasing new. comedy." But we all know that your. comedy, your jokes get better when you. keep tuning them up, >> right? And that I think it's a certain. amount of a cooking process that they.

all need. >> Well, it'll it'll just continue to get. better. I just filmed the special and. now I've been work cuz it's not out yet. So, I still been working the material. >> and now you got new tags. >> It's pissing [laughter] me off. That's. cuz Oh my god. The best tags. >> The best tags. They're. >> useless always. That's cuz That's cuz. you're more comfortable now. >> Yeah. >> I said your best recording, who said. that recently? Your best recording of. your hour is never going to be the hour. you recorded. >> You're right. >> It's not going to be that one. I. remember when I did my when I did my. last like material special, >> uh, Dog Belly. It was like, man, really.

wish we could have gotten that 7:00 show. on Friday in Buffalo. [laughter] Buffalo. Helium just ate it up. That's the show. where you were done and I was like, this. is it. This is the rhythm of it and this. is the one. >> Yeah. It's like when there's something. on the line and it's like ready record. It's just a different thing. It's just. like live is crazy. >> Yeah. But I did that because I was. scared of it. >> How how nerve-wracking was that? >> Oh, it was so weird. Was so much. >> Was yours before or after Chris Rocks? >> After. All your favorite NBA players are.

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>> Write it down, Louis. >> It wasn't my idea. I just want to say it. was Netflix idea. Um, but. >> cuz he he flubbed the line in his like. his last bit which was like the line. >> Whoopsies. >> Yeah. >> I definitely treated it different than. any other set. >> He's like when I fresh slap Prince [ __ ]. [laughter]. >> [ __ ] me running. [laughter]. >> Positions. First positions everyone. >> Yeah. It's a weird thing, man, to just. just go ready live go to like millions.

of people. It's a weird thing, but I I. was in in my head I was like, but why. why is it any different than a show? Well, it's all you're mind [ __ ]. yourself. So, what it what would it. prevent you from mind [ __ ] yourself? Just go over your material with such a. fine tooth comb that when you get up on. stage, you you can be just loose and. completely relaxed. You're not even. thinking about where to go and how to do. it. You're just thinking about like. locking in and you're going to be live. for an hour. And I was like, God, it's. [ __ ] terrifying. Like, let's see what. Let's see what that feels like. Did you.

[ __ ] up anything that we didn't know. about? >> Nope. Felt exactly like a regular set. And I I did one set there Friday night. that we filmed as well that didn't go. live. And then the Saturday night one. was completely live and it was uh you. know I had already done the room so I. was relaxed. I got a feel for the room. you know because of Friday night. It was. a lot of fun. The show was great and I. was like okay we're ready. And then. Saturday I just all day going over. material watching recordings. I just. saturated my brain so I could just be. completely relaxed when I went out.

there. So it was like 100% prepared as. opposed to like a regular Tuesday night. where you could just kind of go on stage. like you know you know your act you know. you go on stage you start opening up and. getting into your bits but you're not. like meticulously dialed in. >> No I told Netflix I would that I would. do it with crowd work live. >> Oh you totally should. And they I mean. they were they were. >> didn't even respond to his email. [laughter]. >> No, I said the same thing. >> They responded. They just. >> they're like, "We don't want to get. sued." [laughter].

>> I told Netflix I would do a feature film. for them. They just didn't get back to. me. So. >> Ah, bro. They didn't have to just see. you one weekend. They'd be like, "Are. you [ __ ] crazy?" [laughter]. No. >> I love that. But again, almost like what. you're saying though, to me, it's like. I'm not I'm not saying that I wouldn't. be nervous. I would be very nervous. doing that. That would be kind of the. fun of it, like being that amped up to. do it. >> Yeah. Definely because I think you'd. also like. >> especially with it being crowd work I. was like you'd see it kind of unfold you. know what I mean like you kind of see. like the the pacing and the build of it. because I have to do it for an hour be.

interesting. >> Yeah. And you got to you that's one of. the things like you have to be doing a. lot of sets leading up to that too to be. relaxed. >> Yeah. You know, they filmed uh they. secretly filmed cuz I was filming on. Saturday and they filmed my Friday shows. without telling me and I [ __ ] killed. And that was like the biggest like. relief cuz uh Bobby Kelly directed it. And uh he was like, "Dude, we got it.". He was like, "We got the show." Like, "Well, I thought they were just testing. the camera. >> Wanted to go home." [laughter]. >> Dude, I think that's the one. Dude, you. don't need me anymore. >> Dude, we got it. Dude, dude, it's.

perfect. He's watching it. >> Dude, you nailed it. >> Looks like we're all set. Yeah, but that. was uh that. >> Yeah, once you know you got it in the. can and it's lifted off of your back. >> What a weird [ __ ] art form, you know. Very strange. Don't those are DICE's. cigarettes. >> I know [laughter] the unlit. >> Unlit broken. >> He just had these cigarettes and he just. breaks them and puts them in there. >> Jay just quit smoking cigarettes, but he. needs to smoke cigarettes on the. podcast. I I asked I was like I was like. he's like I'm going to smoke now. I was. like I was like why? He's like it's like.

3 hours, dude. And I was like, the hours. are going to exist whether we're on. podcast or not. >> But other than that, you had quit. smoking. >> Yeah. Like stay loose, though. You know, when I came in when we did the show last. time, uh, two times ago at the end of. the show, I was like, I got to go smoke. And Jamie went, you can smoke in here. I. went, oh, really? He goes, yes. Then. last time we came and I did smoke. And. when it was done, call it like wearing. lucky underwear or something. I was. like, we had a good flip back and forth. We were all giant. We made the Rogan. sphere. [laughter] We officially got the Rogan.

Spear. We've been repping hard out there. >> in the streets. You should see us. We. tell everyone. [laughter]. >> I get my credits. I go from the Bonfire, Legion of Skanks, and most notably the. Rogan Sphere. >> The Manosphere is a real subject. Like. that people believe that it's real. That. there's this like coalition of men like. trying to convert young boys into the. evil ways of being a man. The. manosphere. >> I think that's the same thing as the. Rogan sphere. >> No, the [laughter] manosphere. The. manosphere. It's like there's levels. Like Andrew Tate's the highest level of.

the manosphere, right? That's. >> that's top G of the manosphere. If. you're like categorizing those things, the thing that you're most terrified of. is a guy like Andrew Tate. >> I was never like stoked on that kind of. like. >> from a young like uh Ukrainian girl. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> I've never been to that kind of like uh. the Maxim magazine spike TV like energy. of what they're like this is what guys. want to see. a car crash and a girl with. big. >> I had a maximum magazine subscription. FHM. >> The thing about it is Yeah, you're.

right. But also it works. >> You know why try to reinvent the wheel? >> No, it totally works. I pulled myself. out of that things. I was like this. isn't my like getting a Maxim magazine. like hometown chicks in their bikinis. I'm like these girls would never talk to. me. I just have too much self-loathing. to be into it. Dude, if you could make. fancy clothes. Well, I don't fit in. those clothes. >> Like everything was just a bummer out of. those magazines. So, I would just get. straight pornography. >> Yeah. >> And even you can get those girls. >> No. Well, sometimes I would I'd always.

buy uh the three-packs and one of them. would have to be like Jugs or. Volumptuous Magazine. >> Oh, then in the middle there's always. one with a bunch of gross chicks. >> or just straight trans. But, [laughter]. uh I always believe when I was young. when I was young going through my dad's. I found my dad's porn collection and. there was a couple of weirdies in there. like a couple of trans or like uh local. personal ads. And then as I got older. and started buying the threeacks, I was. like, "Let's just believe that was the. third one." He didn't know what it was. But then why'd you keep it?

>> Yeah. >> Toss it. >> Dude, did you see that Don Lemon got in. trouble because he he he said that Megan. Kelly looks trans. [laughter]. >> It's just a straw jaw. Strong jawline. >> Please Google this to find if this is. true or we'll be in trouble. I don't. want to get sued by Don Lemon. >> He said clockable. >> Sora [snorts] works. >> What did he say? The word is clockable. is what I said. >> Clockable. Just pull up the actual. thing. [laughter]. But people were saying, "Oh my god, like.

he's actually using you look trans as an. insult." Do you know how crazy that is? >> Outspoken LGBTQ. ally Don Lemon faces backlash after. claiming Megan Kelly looks trans. [laughter]. >> Oh. Oh, it blew up in his face. I see. Oh, >> you know how funny that is? Oh, didn't. that happen with what's her name? Um, >> AOC just she called she was making fun. of somebody for being short, some like. other like dude, and now everyone's like. trashing her cuz she was like, "You.

can't make fun of short people." Hey, go. back to that. Go back to the that what. what he said. It says Lemon said he. thought Kelly looked chopped. He said, "I think she looks trans." Lemon said in. response, Lemon's co-host wrapped up the. show saying, "Let's end on that note.". [laughter]. >> That's fantastic, >> bro. That editor hates him. There's no. way that editor doesn't hate him and. say, "Let's end on that.". >> Clockable is a hilarious thing to call a.

woman. >> That is so crazy. But that's Well, also, he's gay, right? So, he doesn't know. that Megan Kelly's hot. She's This is. dangerous. like super smart lawyer hot. >> Is he alkay? I don't follow up. He's. like an algay guy. Dumb lemon. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Dumb Lemon's married to a. guy. >> Black guy. >> Uh I think he's married to a white guy. >> Yeah. >> You're not going to put a black guy on. your butt. >> Jesus Christ. >> That's what they do. >> Are you sure? >> That's what gay sex is. >> I don't know. This is probably the first. time this has permeated the Rogan.

sphere. Gay sex. [laughter]. >> You think the manosphere would know. something about this? Like so when I was. a kid, when I was when I was young, like. there was no. online obviously. And the first time I. ever saw gay porn was a girl that I met. at a comedy club. I met this lady at a. comedy club. I was like 22 maybe. And uh. we go back to her apartment in Long. Island and she goes, "Um, gay guys lived. here before me." And I go, "How do you. know?" And she goes, "Cuz they left a.

tape." I go, "A tape of what?" She goes, "It's a gay porn." I go, "Shut up." And. she goes, "You want to see it?" I go, "Okay." So, she puts it on and it's. these two guys and this guy pulls this. guy shorts down and pushes him up. against a tree and just starts sucking. his [ __ ] And uh I'm like, I got to get. out of here. >> That's how it always sounds. >> That's enough for me. I already came. >> I was like, I didn't know that that. really happened.

>> You know what I mean? >> It was weird, right? The first time I. cuz I moved to New York City when I was. 19 and you didn't really experience. homosexuality until you're in a big city. like that. And the first time I to saw. two guys like kissing, it looked like. aliens. Like it was the the craziest. thing ever. And now we're so. desensitized to it cuz everything in the. >> porn we're so desensitized cuz so many. people have seen porn. But like seeing. gay porn when I was 2, I knew that they. had sex. I didn't have a problem with. that at all. But it was the shocking. reality of watching a guy just another. guy and you're like, yo,

>> it's jarring. No doubt. >> I gotta get out of here. [laughter]. >> Yeah, it's definitely jarring. >> Can I take this tape with me? >> Like that's disturbing. It was very. disturbing. >> Yeah, I if anytime you see it, it's it. just looks wrong. Looks like the wrong. thing is happening. >> Oh, shut it off. Shut it off. >> You seem to have a fantastic time, don't. they? >> They seem to have a wonderful time. Some. people like spicy food. You ever seen You ever seen the movie. Fright Night? >> Probably. >> the old or 976 Evil. They were two like. hor popular horror movies.

>> I think I remember Fright Night. >> Fright Night. The one that played Evil. Ed, his best friend, the kid's best. friend. Uh when times got tough, did gay. porn, man. He got It was like really. hardcore. It was as jarring as like I. said when like China did pornography, you're like, "Damn, dude. This guy was. not in this world." And then the girl. from Boy Meets World does porn now. aggressive black gang bang pornography. >> Gay porn? >> No, no, no. She's It's a girl. >> Oh, which girl? >> She was on later seasons of Boy Meets. World. I think Maitlin Ward her name is.

>> Uh, she just does pornography now, but. like like a lot of it in her butt. >> Whoa. >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. >> BBC industry term. >> Jesus Christ. >> That's an industry term. >> Conversation took a dark turn. >> Big black [ __ ] Nice. Good work. Dark. turn. [laughter]. No, >> we'll be right back after these. messages. Yeah, >> porn. I still watch porn here and there, but it's just gotten to the point where. it just every time I watch it and I. start jerking off, I feel like this.

sense of like like almost like if. somebody was watching me right now, how. pathetic this would look. >> Yeah. >> Like you're like beating your dick like. a monkey. Like. >> somebody probably is watching you. There's probably Yeah. There's probably. someone's collecting information of you. >> of how I jerk off. >> Yeah. either through your front-facing. camera or through the the camera on your. on your. >> Good thing that my facial recognition. pictures are this. [laughter]. >> Take that picture all you want. You're. not going to get any doors with that. >> We all kind of know it, right? Like. [clears throat] we know that the cameras.

are on, but we still jerk off right in. front of our computers. >> You know what's weird? >> You just put a piece of tape over it and. I'm like, "Let them see.". >> Weird. It's weird that porn is free. basically like you just go on a website. and you can watch it. But also they're. still making it. >> sort of I think the studios are like. almost barely making anything anymore. It's all like Only Fans checking out. >> But even that like just imagine this is. the thing. What I'm saying is nobody's. seen it at all. Why are you making new. ones like no there's no way there's.

enough supply for the or demand rather. for the supply? There's so much porn. >> Yeah. It's weird though. I still will go. back to like my favorites though. I was. going to say, but also if you if you're. pretty genre specific, you will see them. all eventually. >> You've seen every [laughter]. Jay's seen everything. >> If you're genre specific, that's such a. good. >> Well, Lobster Tube takes me through it. alphabetically, you see. So, >> yeah, >> AI AI porn is not AI porn. Um, VR porn. >> Oh, AI porn is coming, bro. >> Oh, you're gonna be able to have Art.

Bell having sex with, you know, >> me, >> you. >> finally. Jay Gomez. Well, they already did the. Remember, wasn't that all the Taylor. Swift getting like gangbanged by the. Kansas City Chiefs? >> Oh, like the president smacking her ass. >> They have done already. >> Oh, yeah. That was It was They were very. good AI pictures of Taylor and she was. just like in in a crowd like this guy. knows her. >> There's guys like grabbing her ass. firstand. >> basis. It was her like sitting on. Trump's lap and it was like they were. like actually really good.

>> And then Tay, they took some pictures of. her. Call her Tay- Tay. Nice. >> Uh they but no, I thought they were her. getting like [ __ ] by like the Chiefs. and but I think it was funny. I believe. she came out and was like everyone those. aren't me which is like it's a funny. acknowledgement to have to make. Guys, I. didn't get gangbanged by the Kansas City. Chiefs. >> Well, you know some 15year-old girls in. school and her friends like, "Yeah, it. was real. She really did get G." You. like, you need Taylor to come out and. say it, right? Hey guys, [laughter] it. wasn't me. >> Everybody, that wasn't me. But isn't it.

crazy that good now that you can't tell? >> I feel like you could tell. That's. almost the thing. >> It's I don't think anymore, man. I think. >> I don't know why they can't figure out. Remember the big tail is like. >> fingers, >> hands and fingers. >> This is an ad for better help. With the. days getting colder, shorter, and. darker, it can be tough for many. And. really, you never know what someone. might be going through. So, here's a. reminder to take the time to reach out. and connect with the people you care. about. Whether it's a sibling you see. every week or a friend you haven't. spoken to in months, you might be glad.

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Well, it used to be hair, too. They used. to be terrible at generating hair. It's. like if you watch I am Legend, like the. CGI terrible. >> Yeah. Yeah. My mom used to have an I Am. Legend poster on a bedroom wall that I. assume she masturbated to [laughter]. >> and then you'd forget the name of the. movie all the time. >> Not I am Oh, I'm sorry. Not I Am Legend. I was thinking a Legends of the Fall. [clears throat]. >> That's very different. >> It was Legends of the Fall. But I do. have an I I do have a Legend tattoo. because I forget the name of the movie I. am Legend all the time. >> I I think they're real close to AI being.

as normal looking as any 4K video. I. don't I don't think I think they could. just. >> No, we're we're a couple years away from. it being like straight up you could. generate a whole movie. >> No, but what generation is going to be. generally into like consuming and giving. a [ __ ] about an AI made movie? There's. something about something still about. didn't you even feel like. >> sometimes I go back and watch a little. bit older movies and it's good like. thank god like. >> the thing the movie the thing Russell.

yeah. >> thank god it was like practical effects. time still and it wasn't just like cuz. now you're just watching a uh a video. game. >> think about that exact thing you can't. go back and watch like if you try to. watch Psycho now right compared to like. it just it's not scary when people when. Psycho came out people were vomiting in. the movie theater and they were running. out like freaking out you get used to. whatever it is like My son can't watch a. movie from the '8s really. He like he. can't hold his attention like whatever. So I think as the technology goes on and. as autistic as as we're doing more and. more AI content, people are going to get.

used to it and that's what they're going. to be used to consuming. It's like short. videos. Everyone watches short 30 second. one minute long clips now. Nobody really. watches TV shows or movies. I mean. people are still watching movies I. think. So but it's just like older. people maybe. That's what I'm saying. We. might be the dying breed of giving a. [ __ ] about that at all. Somebody will be. like, "Yeah, if you can get every star I. love and to be in one movie, I'll watch. it even if it's fake.". >> I think you're definitely going to get. people that accept that. And you're. going to be able to just generate it. instantly with a prompt. You know, they're doing [clears throat and cough].

they do Star Wars scenes that never. happened with young Luke Skywalker now. Have you seen them? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You've seen them, right? Jimmy, put one. up just so we could look at it. It's. [ __ ] incredible. It looks better than. the original Star Wars footage, right? Because that stuff wasn't in HD back. then. And it looks exactly like young. Luke Skywalker and in the exact same. voice because they just take the voice. from Luke Skywalker from the movies, regenerate it, and it could say anything. you wanted to. >> It's better than like animated stuff, but I've never even been able to follow. when they like do animated versions. I.

think there's like an animated Predator. movie coming out that I'll never watch. >> Yeah, because it's animated. >> It's all just CGI weird stuff. It's like. that uncanny valley. Rick Baker talked. about that. He's the guy that made the. American Werewolf in London. Yeah, he. made Thriller, too. That that the. werewolf that's in the lobby. That's. what that's from. And he said, "When. you're seeing something and you know. that it's real, >> you know, you know it's a physical. thing." He goes, "It just looks better.". Like you when you're creating everything.

with computers, your brain knows that. Your brain knows that's not really a. dragon. That's not really a dragon. But. if you make something that actually. looks like a dragon, it's going to be. even if it's darker and even if it's not. as clear, it's going to be way more. effective. like the alien movies. >> It's like when I watch a movie and I. know somebody in the movie, like it's a. friend of mine acting, it's hard for me. to suspend disbelief. >> Look at this. This is crazy. This is a scene that never happened in.

any of the Star Wars movies and you you. can generate it with a prompt. >> I guess I would watch it. >> Yeah, you'd watch it, dude. because I. just. >> what a heartfelt speech I just gave to. turn around immediately when I saw it. and go I'd watch a movie look like this. >> Yeah. Look how good that looks. >> Like and the Alien movies are a good. example. Like you go and see like like. Alien One, it's a dude in a suit, okay? And there's something about the way it.

moves that it looks like a real thing. But then if you get to like later. movies, not necessarily even in the. alien genre, but any genre where you. have like CGI monsters running around. like you know the underworld series like. the werewolves were [clears throat] like. CGI. It just doesn't. >> No, it doesn't feel the same at all. It's like. >> you're just kind of accepting that this. is happening. It doesn't doesn't look as. fun. >> I think they had to use better like. cinematography and tricks and sound. They had to they had to literally be. perfect on everything in order to bring. it to life. Whereas like now you can.

just computer generate anything. And. >> they also like hid stuff and it made it. scary. Like the American Were off in. London. One of the scariest things about. it is you don't see the full werewolf. for longer than like a second at a time. ever. You just see it right before it's. attacking people. You see it right when. it's at the bottom of the escalator. You. don't get a lot of view until later in. the movie. >> I think in Jaws, right, they don't show. the shark until the end, like the very. like end of the movie, you don't see the. shark. >> Is that true? >> I think so. Yeah. >> Do you know they show in the making? I.

used to watch the making of Michael. Jackson's Thriller a lot. >> and uh. >> more than once. >> So much. I have a lot of fun facts about. the [ __ ] man. >> Rick Baker himself uh he's in uh. Thriller. He comes out of the mausoleum. He's the zombie that comes out of the. mausoleum. >> Shark and Jaws is a total about 4. minutes of screen time with the first. full appearance not occurring till 1. hour and 21 minutes into the film. That's crazy. >> If you want to see something funny, >> it's all music. The the tone is like. it's just all the whole the whole.

everything scary about Jaws is just the. music. >> Wow. Jurassic Park. >> More Julies. >> The dinosaurs. [clears throat]. >> More July. Of course. Spielberg. >> What' you say, Jamie? >> The dinosaurs in Drift. The first. Jurassic Park were only on screen for. like 15 minutes total. [snorts]. >> That was the best CGI ever up to that. point. >> Oh, that was crazy. Do you want to see. them funny? Jamie, if you could bring up. >> Michael Jackson filming like the audio. while he's in like werewolf makeup of.

changing and they want to like scream, you know, he's growling. It's like the. pain of changing into a werewolf and. they just keep going back and forth. >> He's not officially a werewolf, right? He's a cat, isn't it? Was like the. official statement from the director. >> Yeah. He's like a wear cat or something. >> Whatever he's doing while he's changing, they keep bouncing back from the sound. booth to the actual video where it's. like he's chang [groaning]. and then in the booth he's going. [laughter] to Michael Jackson. It's so. goddamn funny. [laughter].

Wa. >> It's definitely the. >> music videos used to be the [ __ ]. >> When he said get away, I jumped from the. couch to a living. Yeah. Scared the [ __ ]. out of me. Cuz also I'm like Michael. Jackson, my hero. Yeah. Here. That's. Rick Baker. [snorts]. >> Can you find the scene in Thriller where. he becomes a a were cat or whatever the. [ __ ] he is? Cuz it's not really a. werewolf, right? It's like something. else. I think they they officially came.

out and said it was like a a cat-like. creature. >> Yeah. >> I mean, it was such a good [ __ ]. video, man. Do you remember? >> That's earlier in this it's. >> How old were you guys when this came. out? This was before your time, right? >> Oh, this would have came out like 88. [clears throat] maybe. >> Yeah. So, you're a little kid. >> I was six. >> Yeah. I was uh in high school when this. >> I think it was when she's getting. scared. I'm so sorry. I'm talking over. >> No, no worries. >> It's right there when he's changing. Yeah. >> What year is this, Jamie? >> 83. Yeah. >> 83. Oh, wow.

>> Wow. >> Look at that thing. >> Back up a little bit. >> Yeah. Here. [laughter]. >> Slate. Excellent. >> Wow. >> Yeah. It's in this. >> Okay. We're going to do this. metamorphosis on Michael Jackson. And so. first color Xerox rolling stone. >> and did these overlays on acetate.

>> First we had to paint out the rolling. stone and all that. This is just. >> it's like does that exist still? Like. how would would they create this sort of. like image to even do this anymore? >> He's now got a wig on. >> He would full face foam rubber. appliance. We're going to have bladders. and little mech. [screaming]. >> Yeah, this was actually kind of shitty. This was as shitty to do to kids as.

Miley Cyrus punching her [ __ ] [ __ ]. on the MTV Awards that one year. >> Did she punch her [ __ ]. >> Oh my god. That my daughter, >> she punched it. >> My daughter was right in the wheelhouse. of being a Hannah Montana fan. And then. one year we were watching the MTV awards. and she's like Miley Cyrus and she came. out Robin Thick and she just kept like. number one finger and she keeps like. ramming it in her snatch and she and I. was like oh hey and then I became a. Miley Cyrus fan. That was it. And my. daughter was not allowed to be. >> a fan anymore. [snorts].

>> Yeah, that was a like borderline good. movie was a thriller. >> Yeah, man. >> Like it's what it's like 20 minutes. That scene, the transformation scene. when he turns around, his eyes look so. good. >> It's [ __ ] amazing. >> The uh It's so funny. Like Michael. Jackson is like the one guy who like. it's basically confirmed that he [ __ ]. kids. Like it's. >> I don't think that's not confirmed. No. >> Is it not confirmed? >> Hold on. Let's watch this. I I'll. definitely want to talk about it. >> Get away. [screaming].

>> [screaming]. >> was heavy for a kid. [screaming]. [cheering]. She would have already run. She's screaming for so long. [screaming].

Meow. >> [screaming]. >> Ola Ray, the girl who plays the girl. Fun fact, you got him screaming. [laughter]. Ola Ray, uh, fun fact, did uh, Playboy. Full Bush. >> Wow. Full bush. It's funny because this is so corny. today, but back then it was like.

legitimately good. We were like, "Wow, that looks so real." [laughter]. People were so dumb in the 80s. We were. like, "That looks so real.". >> Oh, it did. That's such a great meme, too. >> This whole scene where he it goes from. that to like him being a zombie. >> [ __ ] amazing, man. It was like a. movie and a good one. And he's dancing. It's looking so cool. >> I know. We can't play the music. >> I really think it was cool. Did you find. the screaming at all, Jamie? I'm.

>> sorry, man. So [ __ ] just scooch up to where he. becomes a zombie. >> Yeah, he's betrayed her twice in this. video, by the way. >> I know. She It's men. They're a real. problem. >> And then the message of this. >> is that the most famous dance ever? >> Yeah. Has to be. >> I used to do it from my. great-grandmother, Selma Eisenstein. She. didn't love it. >> There's probably some sort of. conspiracy. >> But this part though, I could still nail. today. If there's more room in here,

>> Jay, please. >> Yo, if there's more [laughter] room in. here, >> I want to see you do that part. [laughter]. >> [ __ ]. >> The thriller dance. >> We I always thought that, >> by the way, this is by the story of this. is he he betrays her twice in the movie. He lures her out when he knows it's. going to be a full moon. Turns to a. werewolf and hunts her. >> It's about to be a third time, by the. way. >> No, exactly. She goes for in two. seconds. He goes, "Hey, what's going. on?" She goes, "Oh, I must be crazy.".

And then he fools her yet again. >> Third time. >> This chick at this point, she deserves. whatever she gets. >> That's how the devil works, Big Jay. >> Yeah. >> Look right there. >> By the way, inconsistency. He doesn't. turn back into the zombie. He's now. going to be the werewolf from the movie. Weird. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's a lot of different things. >> They threw a lot at you. And then. Vincent Price. >> So, he didn't [ __ ] kids. [laughter]. >> So, here's the thing. >> It's confirmed, [clears throat] but I'll. tell you what. >> This is why this is why I'm saying that. dance good. You know, the doctor that. went to jail for pro providing him with.

that uh propall that that doctor said. that he was chemically castrated when he. was young, which is why he kept that. voice, >> which also it kind of makes sense when. you look at his physique, right? Because. he was like very slight. And if you look. at his brothers, they're all like way. bigger guys. I don't know if the. doctor's telling the truth, but if he. was, that's not an unprecedented thing. They used to do that. They used to do. that with opera singers. They used to do. that with opera singers. It's called a. castrada.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. But I don't think either that. there's a there's like uh. [clears throat]. like anal sex accusations on him or. stuff like that. It's all like like. touching and. >> Yeah. It was like sleeping together. >> It could be inappropriate behavior. First of all, he became famous when he. was like 6 years old and became like the. most famous person ever. Like you're. gonna get [ __ ] up. >> Yeah. It's like suspended. Yeah. You see. it happening childhood. >> with uh you know Britney Spears now and. uh who else is the other one that's kind. of going crazy? Oh Ariana Grande. She's.

like if you watch interviews with her. now. >> she's going to be a whackadoodle Michael. Jackson Britney Spears type in the. future. Guaranteed. She's like all like. she's she talks like a fairy. It's. crazy. >> Well I saw that one where with her with. the other lady from Wicked were like and. then there was a lesbian saying you guys. are holding space and everyone's like. what the [ __ ] [laughter] are you guys. talking about? Who talks like this? There's a Did you see a lady? There was. some like backlash cuz a lady made like. a mockup. I guess the Wicked Play bill.

>> Wicked is really good by the way. The. movie. >> The movie is amazing. Ariana Grande and. that lady the other name. >> What's her name? >> Um, wow. You knew Ariana Grande? >> No, no, no. Uh, wow. Wildly. inappropriate. >> I call her nose ring bald head. [laughter]. >> Oh, that's her Indian name. me. I call her nose ring bald. >> Oh my god. >> Um, but she there was a So the play bill. for the movie on or the show on Broadway. is a silhouette of the wicked witch and.

uh I guess Glenda like whispering in the. ear, but like really covering the face. um her own face. In the movie poster, it's clearly Ariana Grande whispering. into the ear of the lady who plays a. nose ring bald head. [laughter]. And then a lady made a mockup of the. movie poster as the play bill. So like. shadowed out the the witch and you know. moved Ariana Grande's hand to like cover.

the face and it got all this backlash. because that lady was like uh I'm a. proud black woman. You cover my face in. this thing. And she was like no I was. just making it like and then she got all. this backlash and she like removed the. post eventually. >> Oh boy. >> She'd like take it down for like a. thing. She was like I just thought it. was a fun mockup to make the movie. poster look like the play bill. >> [sighs]. >> And it's like once again putting a black. woman in the background. [laughter]. >> I don't know if that's what was going on. there. Come on. Nose ring bald head. >> Well, here's [laughter] the thing. >> This ain't the way you're supposed to. act. Nose ring bald head. Everyone loves.

the movie. >> In order for you to act in that style as. well as they did, you got to be a little. crazy. You You're going to pretend. you're a [ __ ] witch and you're flying. around destroying everything and you're. doing it really well. You're probably a. little kooky. And if you want that. talented, you're going to get kooky. And. if you give Kookie the reigns to, you. know, to do those kooky interviews where. they're talking about holding space and. >> like, >> well, that was kind of like we grew up. at a time where it's like you'd hear. about like a director like coming in and. like assaulting an actress in order to.

get the scene out of her. >> Jesus Christ. >> Punch her in the face. Like, all right, action. And it's like. Steve McQueen did that. >> Yeah, dude. >> To uh whatever the the woman he was. dating in that movie. There's a scene. where she didn't know that he was gonna. hit her and he just starts smacking her. around and it's what was her name? Ally. >> Ally McGrath. >> Oh yeah. >> And I think they were dating at the time. >> and he smacks the [ __ ] out of her like. for real. For real. >> to get the shot. >> Yeah.

>> And I don't think she knew. Look at. this. >> She used to turn up in Celebrity Sleuth. magazine when I was younger. [laughter]. Big nips, >> bro. He's really slapping her. [clears throat] This is real. And so. she's actually really freaking out. because he just beat her in front of the. cameras. >> This is acting. This is why I'm an. actor. >> Is was that in uh translated in Russian? >> It's like a famous scene like uh. >> Russian.

>> The little kid who's like crying on the. porch. Well, Russian in Russian. In. Russia is a story of triumph. >> I was like, why do those slaps sound. fake? Yeah, [laughter]. >> he got a Russian version of with dub. sound, too. >> Look good. It was just wide. >> That sound was terrible. It was like hit. wooden box with a bat. >> Jesus Christ. But yeah, he smacked the. [ __ ] out of her for real in that scene. >> There was a scene where I don't know. what movie it was, but it was a little. kid who's crying on a porch and the the. director told the kid that their like.

their parents were dead or something or. maybe they told them that their pet was. dead or whatever to get the kid crying. But it's like that was great movie. making. That was real. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's the Stanley Kubri and. um what's her name? The one who played. Wendy in The Shining. >> Was she ever naked in anything? >> Shelley Duval. >> Shelley Duval. >> No. No. Nobody naked. >> He would like be shitty to her to get. her like all frazzled. She talked about. it famously in interviews that she. didn't like it at all. And she doesn't. look back on it like, "Oh, we we did we. had to do to get the movie." She was. like, "I think he's a bad person.".

>> Oh, [laughter] Jesus Christ. Didn't she. retire? She like was like, >> "Yeah." Yeah. Yeah. >> Did a few more movies and like [ __ ]. this. >> Yeah. Basically, you could play Olive. Oil or scared lady who lives in a tucked. away winter hotel. >> Yeah. I just I just saw her in something. recently. Did she die recently? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> But she's Yeah. She's. >> She looks like a crazy old woman now. Like. >> Yeah. She's missing a tooth. >> Oh boy. >> Yeah. Wasn't good. >> Poor women. We just get better with age. >> Women fall apart. >> That business. That business. It's like. only a certain number of jobs for old.

ladies and Fay Dunaway takes all of. them. Well, isn't it interesting? I I'm. I'm trying to think of like the most. contemporary I could think of like. change and seeing somebody go from like. can do no wrong, gorgeous to like a lady. now is Pam Anderson. So, >> no, she's doing a good job at it. Like. Meil Stre. >> No, no, she's doing she's actually doing. a great job, but there was a like a out. of the limelight for a while and then. showing back up major difference in her. looks, >> right? >> Well, she gave up on makeup.

>> Yeah. Well, she but she, you know, she. left the public spotlight like Kid. Rock's girlfriend and then came back. like a grandmother. >> Age appropriate. >> Yeah. Yeah. Very interesting. >> I think they should be age appropriate. You see like Dolly Parton now and she. looks like just like she still looks. like she's 35 years old. >> Oh, really? Well, it's crazy. >> She's dressing like she's 35. >> No, of course. But it's like she's like. still stuck in this like sort of like. big hair and makeup and like big fat. titties and like. >> she comes from [ __ ] way like 60s and. [ __ ] like that. >> You're 14 years old. just get old. already.

>> Well, I think if you The thing is if. you're a woman and you a lot of. like the value that you bring to a. conversation is that you're unbelievably. beautiful. Like people are excited to. talk to you and then whatever else you. have to say is just a bonus on top of. it. But if you're really hot, people. just want to talk to you. And then you. get to a point in your life where that. just stops. So, like your life's focus. has been about being attractive, looking. great, you know, being really fit,

looking hot. So, you walk in the room, oh my god, look at her. She's a. firecracker. And then that just goes. away. And if your whole life is based on. just that one thing, and you don't pivot. to something else, like, okay, let's. just find a hobby. Let's just find some. Let's just try not to be hot at 80, >> you know? >> Did you see the substance? That's kind. of the substance of uh that was great. >> Great movie, man. But it's so funny like. uh you know whatever the message of the. movie was what got me was like by the. end of it like she wasn't badl looking.

at all you know she looked really great. for her age but still just didn't want. that at all. >> There's a few ladies who age gracefully. like Julia Roberts is aging gracefully. >> Yeah. >> I haven't seen her in a minute. >> Merryill Streep. She aged gracefully. It's just. >> Helen Mirren. But then you look over at. uh. uh Kris Kardashian or what would you. call her? No. >> Yeah, Kardashian. They're getting like. uh well, apparently there's a new. surgery that fixes your shitty surgery. in Hollywood.

>> That's so that's So she looks good. again. >> That's what they did to her. She looks like good, right? >> Chris Jenner. >> Yes. >> And that's a big change. >> And everybody's freaking out. Oh my god, she got a new head. And all these other. ladies want a new head, too. >> Have you seen the difference? I I. haven't seen this one, but I know the. daughters like if you watch like Kendall. Jenner compared to. >> No, no, no, no, no. This one's crazy. This is the craziest. >> She looks like a sister. Kelly Osborne. Kelly Osborne has a new. head. >> Kelly Osborne is a new human being cuz I. just saw an interview with her after her.

dad died. >> She's like literally just like a hot. chick now. She was a a frumpy square. body British chick her whole life. >> She looked like you. >> I thought she was cute, but that's a. little cuter than you. But. >> I thought I could get her. But yeah, she looks like a totally new. human being. >> Yeah, completely new. >> Um, what were you what were you looking. up? >> Chris Jenner. >> Chris Jenner. >> She's I want to know how old she is as. well. >> So when you look at those kind of. results, you're like, "Okay, now I get.

it." [laughter]. >> Yeah, man. >> Now I get it. Because before I was like, you guys have to perfect this before you. you turn everybody into a lizard. >> Yeah. >> You're doing a weird thing. So, like. look, this is what she looks like now. >> She looks great. >> What are you talking about? This can't. be real. >> I have no. >> First of all, I want to know who took. this picture. And where did you get your. camera? What filters are you using? Is. that a filterless photo? Cuz that's. insane. >> Yeah, she looks great. >> She looks insanely good.

>> How old is she? >> A thousand years old. >> 69. >> 69. >> Toy. >> See, like that's incredible. Whatever. that doctor did. >> Yeah. If you're that rich, you know. what's that weird. >> the average the average person can't. afford this type of surgery. >> Captain Blueco collar. Settle [laughter]. down. >> Now they're doing. >> settle the [ __ ] down. We're working with. science here, not equity. >> How about How about the chicks that are. taking uh the chicks taking the pads out. of their cheeks? >> Oh, Jesus. Don't do that, ladies. >> Yeah. The. >> crazy looking.

>> What is it called? >> Crazy idea. >> Buckle fat. What is it called? >> I think so. >> Buckle. Yeah. It's just It sounds like. something so scary to do. >> God damn it. Yeah, >> it takes [ __ ] [ __ ] out of your face. >> See, like, but most plastic surgery I. say, "Oh, that doesn't look better.". [snorts]. But with Chris Jenner, that looks. better. >> I think this is a specific thing that's. happen. There's there's some new surgery. they're doing. It's like correcting. shitty surgery. And a few people you can. see are weirdly looking better now. Maybe Nicole Kidman like got fixed up a. little bit. >> Yeah, bro. Who knows what they're doing,

>> dude? I'm going to get I'm going to get. [ __ ] fake abs. >> If you see those the ab implants, >> I've always I crowdsource it. My. audience will pay for it. I'll get a fat. ass. Most of what they're doing is. they're sucking out the fat in between. the ab muscles to make them like look. like it's. >> Oh, really? It's lipo around the actual. implants. >> No, what it really actually is is fat. rolls. They just [ __ ]. >> Right. Sort of. Right. >> No, no. Some people can get implants. Like there's that one guy that did his. whole body like a Ken doll. Do you know. about [clears throat] that guy? Oh, he's.

had like a ton of implants all over his. shoulders and his arm. He looks crazy. Like like legitimately crazy. I think. maybe some people are doing with their. abs. What a lot of people are doing is. just a lipos section sculpture. >> Yeah. >> Etching. That's what they call it. >> So funny. There's like you get all these. things now for like cuz women have had. like Spanx forever and like just body. shaping like things to wear under their. clothes and they'll like they'll. advertise them for dudes. I don't know. if I could wear like Spanx to suck in my. body. I cannot possibly dream of a. situation taking my clothes off in front.

of a woman and her having to watch me. like spill out of a shirt I'm wear like. like with every like inch I take off. like things just like start expanding. [laughter]. So I got. >> I'm like I'm vacuum sealed. I have. really bad posture, right? And there's a. few things that I've gotten to help on. my posture. One of them is like a thing. that you stick to your back and if you. lean down a little bit it buzzes and you. you correct yourself like it like it. vibrates. >> Like a dog. >> Yeah, like a [laughter] dog. But another. one that I had was a harness. a a. hornness. It essentially. >> Oh my god. It's all like a dog stuff.

[laughter]. I can go up to a runner out back and I. can zoom all around with no fear of. getting hit by a car. >> Collar that doesn't let him leave his. yard. [laughter]. >> Every time I Every time I slouch, I get. shocked. >> No, there's a harness that you wear and. it pulls your shoulders back like this. Right. >> I've seen that. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. But I I got that and I was. like, "This one is actually pretty good. cuz it it corrects your posture. naturally." M. >> and I remember I went on a date with a. girl and I hugged her and she goes, "Are. you wearing a bra [laughter].

>> and I was like, "Oh, I'd rather have. shitty posture than be accused of. wearing a bra by a woman.". >> Hilarious. Are you wearing harness? [laughter]. [gasps]. >> Are you wearing. >> Did you break off of a school trip where. you were connected to other kids? >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. Just guys, there's there's. nothing. It's like being bald and. wearing a hat. Like girl girls don't. they'd rather you just be bald. Women. don't want an unconfident man. Like I. don't Men don't really give a [ __ ] about. women's confidence as much, I guess. >> But does a hat reek of lack of.

confidence? >> If you're if you're a bald guy who wears. a hat all the time. >> Yeah, but a hack is a is a look I think. almost. >> Yeah, but the the a hat also cover a hat. will cover up your baldness. >> I used to wear a hat in the beginning. because I was going bald when I was like. 19. I start hat because you're going. bald. They starting to see like the. pattern. But if you shave your head. down, a hat's just like a look. >> If you shave your head down, if you. already have a shaved head, >> but wearing it to hide like receding. hair. >> Yeah. When I was like 19, I started. going bald and I would wear a hat all. the time. All the time. Before I started.

shaving my head down. >> I've seen that before. Someone who wears. a hat as like their look and then one. day they take it off. They look like. [ __ ] riff raff from Rocky Horror. Nothing on top. >> Apparently, there's a new drug. What? Where's that drug developed? Was it Was. it Taiwan? There's some some country. developed a drug that's regrowing hair. Like they they put it on bald mice and. they demonstrated you could put it on. like a square area mice's body. >> I think uh I like being bald and uh even.

if it grew back, I'd keep it super. short. I'd just keep it stouble. >> Let's see. 20 days it grows it back. >> 20 days raising questions about what uh. the finding means for the treatment of. human baldness. But if I had a [ __ ] up. looking head, like if I had a flat head, I would definitely want some hair back. there. >> Wait, can you go back to that article. for a second? >> There's a certain look that doesn't work. with a. >> See, that crazy look. They grew like a. square. >> What part do you want to see? >> Um, I just see it was something.

>> So, oh, it's a doctor. That's what it. was. Um, this guy may have figured out. how to regrow hair in people's life. And. still as Americans, we can't just we're. not gonna learn Dr. Sun Yan. We have to. call him Jerry. They call him Jerry. because [laughter] it's American. Sun Gang. What? Oh, Jerry. Yeah, Jerry. >> Yeah, he solved baldness. Learn his. name. >> Yeah, that that is funny.

>> Yeah, I would uh I just look better. bald. When I had hair, it was like kind. of nappy and kinky and [ __ ]. >> Yeah, it wasn't good. >> You'd like to try again, though? I mean, for the for the just for the story and. the hilarity of growing my hair back. That's [ __ ] Look how hilariously. handsome I look. [laughter]. Now look, it's [gasps] a bit guys. Haha. [laughter] Oh my god, guys. I put. keratin in it. Isn't that funny? It. shimmers in the light. >> You get a mohawk, spike it up with wax.

>> I I tried to do a mohawk. >> You found options in the sixth grade. I. tried to do a mohawk. I did two gay. haircut cuts in the sixth grade. My mom. was in hairdressing school, so she. didn't know how to cut hair yet. She was. just like practicing on me. And the one. was a mohawk that went like it was just. not straight like down the side of my. head like this. >> And then the other one was uh remember. Tong Poe how he had like the braid in. the back of his head. >> Yuri Prohaska had like that for a while. >> Yeah, he did. Yeah. Yeah. Jury had that. >> So I saw that I was like, "Dude, that's. really cool." I was like, "What I want. to do though, cuz my hair was like.

long." I was like, "I want to have the. braid in the front like that." Like. long. That That was the idea. And in my. mind though, eventually I would grow it. long enough that I would attach like a. sword, >> a blade to it. Yeah. And I'd be able. >> like a weapon would [laughter] be my. Louis J. The J is for flying guillotine. >> And I remember I had my mom shave my. head down except for this one spot. Um. and then it uh my hair it wasn't really. long enough to braid and it was very. poofy. So my hair was just a poof ball. right on the front of my head like this.

>> Cuz you were going to grow your tongue. ping. >> I was going to grow my tongue ping. in. the I showed up in the sixth grade and. this kid Paul Tamonte was like, "Bro, your hair is gay." [laughter] And then, >> "Oh, you're not going to be a part of. the Lu Tang clan.". >> I just started punching him because I. there was nothing else I could do cuz I. knew he was 100% right. And. >> nice lof ahead, dick face. >> How much time did you give yourself to. grow something long enough where you. could actually use it as a weapon rather. than just scrape across your forehead? Cuz let's it's got to grow. Like if. you're going to really make and you're. going to put a a blade on the end of it.

>> I was in the sixth grade. In my mind, by. the time I got to the 10th grade, it. would be perfect blade height. >> Wow, dude. That's patience. >> Were you going to train with it or were. we just going to like hope that when. time comes, you know how to cut people? >> You don't need to train for something. like that, dude. Did I say just hook it. up and let it fly? >> It's in your jeans, bro. >> I used to doodle characters and I used. to doodle myself to karate classes. >> Asian superhero with [ __ ]. >> a blade. >> You think Ghost Face Killer took. lessons? No, dude. [laughter] He just. lived it. those kung fu movies when I.

was a kid, like we used to go to. Chinatown and watch kung fu movies. There was kung fu theaters where you. could go watch them. And it was. >> the the like those kind of movies are. the most unrealistic fight movies in the. history of fight movies. Like weird how. they decided that that was going to be. like a fight in a movie, which that. doesn't look like any kind of fight in. any real situation like a mosh pit at a. Panta show that turns. That's what a. fight looks like. But was but was like.

like Bruce Lee was like applicable. >> Yeah. But Bruce Bruce Lee was very. different than those Chinese kung fu. movies. Bruce Lee was just a martial. artist [ __ ] people up. Those Chinese. kung FU MOVIES WAS LIKE. HE WAS like just starting in positions. Like why would you even start like that? >> You convince yourself that you could. beat up five guys at once. Like all. right, I got it. I just have to make. sure that I have. >> Oh, your stance was everything, dude. [laughter] When Tekken came out, you. were like, "Oh, if I ever get a Street. Fight now, I'm going full Eddie Gordo. I. don't have any kind of flying kicks or. anything, but I'm definitely going to do.

a lot of hands down by my side dancing. >> Yeah. Bunning away. >> But there's like a way. >> a weird tongue and cheek aspect to. Chinese kung fu movies. Like they're. kind of serious but kind of not because. everybody knows it wouldn't really work. like that. >> You know, they're the only ones that had. that. Like all of their f like you never. see like a a western with like a kind of. a corny choreographed fight scene. between guys in a bar. >> They didn't get fighting movies until. recently. They didn't really nail. fighting in movies, right? Cuz like e. like boxing movies, it it even to this.

day, it really doesn't look real. >> I tell you who did it well is Daniel D. Lewis in that movie The Fighter. He did. it well. He did it well. And he he. actually trained as a boxer for a full. year before the film. Like obsessed. >> The fight, not the fighter. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's about the IRA guy. that was in jail that gets out of jail. What is it called? Is that what it's. called, Jamie? >> The fighter is I think the That's the. Mickey Ward one. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Which one is the the boxer? Is. that what it's called? What's the Daniel. D Lewis movie? >> Lincoln.

>> Lincoln. >> It was Lincoln. You're thinking of my. left foot. [laughter]. >> Yeah, >> the boxer. >> It is The Boxer. Okay. So, in The Boxer, he plays his IRA guy, but it was an IRA. guy, right? Either way, >> looks very realistic. Like, looks. realistic. Like the movement is real. The hand speed is real. It's like. they're really hitting each other. It's. like it looks like a guy who's actually. boxing versus a choreographed bunch of. movements, you know, guy. >> It looks like legitimate.

>> That's why I lost so much I modeled my. game after Clubber Lang. >> Like look how he look how he throws. punches, man. I mean, you would think. that this dude actually knows how to. box. I mean, this looks like an actual. boxing match. >> Yeah, it looks good. >> He looks good, man. You know, you can. you can tell when a guy's, you know, throwing punches at full speed with. technique. And. >> Sylvester Stallone did train boxing. though for Rocky, right? Like, >> yes. Look, Sylvester Stallone knows how. to box. Sure. But this is different. The.

movie is not good boxing. >> This is much more like an actual boxer. moves. What Sylvester Stallone did was. make it very exciting, right? And so it. didn't have to be as realistic as it had. to be just like spectacular footage to. make, you know, Rocky win and all that. good [clears throat] stuff. And it was. fun. This is different because this is. like this looks like an actual fight. would look. >> Yeah, they did it they did it good in um. what's the the MMA movie? >> Warrior starring Conor McGregor. You. love that. [laughter].

>> That's movie fighting. >> The first one was awesome. >> The first I didn't see the second. Roadhouse. I I haven't seen the Conor. McGregor one yet. Terrible. I haven't. seen it. [laughter]. >> Oh no. >> He just showed up as Conor McGregor on. Coke every day. Can I explain something. about this movie? Let me tell you the. problem with this strength. >> You know the first film. Well, I guess. >> Yes. Oh, yeah. >> Me too. Very well. Takes place in St. It. takes place in Missouri where I believe. this could happen. A weird old man can. take over the town with a monster truck.

and serve up his own brand of justice. until you get Patrick sees to come to. town and be the bouncer for the whole. neighborhood. Um, I bought that. Do you. know the bad guy in this movie was like. a mafia guy basically shaking everybody. down for money, >> right? >> The the the problem. Do you watch the. new one? Yeah. The problem, do you. remember of the new one? It takes place. in Key West Key West, Florida. >> And the big bad man is offering this. lady triple market value to buy her.

shanty [ __ ] hole bar because they're. building a resort and will offer to her. the property a mile down the road. That's who the bad guys are. That's what. you're supposed to get behind him. wanting to stop real estate developers. [laughter]. No. And then. >> legitimate real estate developers. And. then good deal. >> And then quietly on the back and they. go, "Oh, they're also bringing in. drugs." [laughter] Like that has nothing. to do with the real bar bouncer issue. the Roadhouse is supposed to be about. >> Yeah. >> It was so stupid. >> It was bad. >> And then Conor McGregor.

>> How weird. Wonder why they made that. choice. >> I don't know. Well, there was going to. be Ronda Rousey at first. You remember. that? That was a long time ago, right? That was uh. >> crazy. >> I think that was. >> If I showed up there was a female. bouncer at a place, I would start a. fight just to see what would happen. >> What is this? This is the fight. >> What are you going to do? Kick me out, princess? [laughter]. >> What are you going to do? Hey, how about. when you choke me out? Then you got to. get my [ __ ] body out of here. [laughter] Then what? Princess, you. called him princess. >> Ronda Rosie breaks your shoulder. >> [laughter]. >> The problem with me watching.

[clears throat] Jake Gyllenhaal and. Conor McGregor in a fight scene is. that's still it's Conor McGregor. You. want me to suspend so much disbelief? >> Yeah. >> That you want me to think that Jake. Gyllenhaal is going to [ __ ] up Conor. McGregor? >> I believe that Conor McGregor would lose. to Patrick sees Dalton. [laughter]. >> Well, pain don't hurt. >> He would have seen him coming a mile. away. Left boot. >> Oh man, that movie was fun. It was a fun. movie cuz it's so kooky. It's so like. >> he is now he is now uh culpable of two.

three-finger throat rip deaths. [laughter]. twice he's done that now the improbable. the improbable twice how he gets them to. leave that neck so exposed so think. about it. >> and by the way talked himself out of. killing yet a third at the end of the. film that was the funniest thing to have. a guy pinned down on a couch. >> and you're on top of him you'd assume. the move is going to be the fist up in. the air he he three fingers ers him up. in the air. He's threatening him with. the claw. Doesn't do it though.

Also, the other suspens [laughter]. also the other suspension of disbelief, if you recall, is uh that the hardest. fight he has is against the old man at. the end. The old man gives him a good. run. Ben Gazera. >> It's so funny cuz it's rare in street. fights that you see people throw kicks, but when you see somebody throw an. actual like spinning kick in a street. fight, it's the coolest thing ever. The kick to take away the gun. And now she's like, "You're an animal, dude.". >> I feel like the kicking of the water was.

unnecessary. You already have his. throat. >> Now you got to kick him in the water. >> He's like, I'm sorry. I know. I I said I. would never use I never I would never. use the garden hoe again. I [laughter]. promised. >> The garden hoe. >> The eagle claw. >> I mean, that is a crazy. >> Who wrote that into the script? >> It's his move. >> Take his throat. >> It's his finisher. >> It would be like for somebody who like. knows how to like you really know how to. fight. You could actually murder. somebody with your bare hands. But I. think about like for somebody who. doesn't know how to fight like me or. Jay, how long it would take me to murder. Big Jay with my bare hand [laughter].

like while you're trying to choke me, I'd be like eventually just be able to. be like [laughter]. I'm tired. I'm covered in blood. I'm. like sweat. >> He won't [ __ ] die. >> When I was a kid, I used to teach this. guy who was uh he was a [snorts] a mob. guy in Whitey Bulgers organized crime. organization. Wound up going to jail for. murder. And he was a guy used to he was. like a [ __ ] hitman and he would train. at the same taekwond do school as me and. I was I was teaching that guy private. lessons and he was like.

>> well don't feel bad he wasn't killing. them with taekwond do. >> oh he definitely wasn't but he wanted to. be able to he wanted to be able to tired. of guns. >> he goes if you were going to kill. somebody by hitting them where would you. hit him and I was like I guess in the. neck he's like yeah I was like okay. [laughter]. I was like 16 an accessory, bro. I was. like 16 years old and I was like, "Okay, >> is that where you would hit to this. day?" Do you do you agree with. 16-year-old Joe Rogan? Is that where you. hit them? >> Uh, I don't know why I told him the. neck. Probably cuz I didn't have a good.

answer. I would say stomp their I would. say knock them unconscious and then. stomp them to death. >> Their head. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> If you wanted to kill somebody with your. bare hands and feet, that's the best. way. >> Choke them until. >> choke them unconscious. >> and then keep choking. >> and then keep choking them. >> Aim for the mythological spot under the. armpit that shuts you off like a light. switch. Yeah, >> the chakra I. >> Yeah, soul sucker I call it. [laughter]. >> The you know it's just. any kind of like physical conflict is a.

weird thing. But I think the biggest. problem with physical conflict is like. most people have never done it and they. they're scared of it and then they puff. their chest out and they act ridiculous. And. >> I've done it a lot and I'm scared of it. I've never done I've never done it like. trained or or well I mean it's like. street stuff and I'm still terrified of. it. And when you guys talk themselves. into a [ __ ] terrible beating for no. reason, it's just cuz they think they're. in a movie or something. They think they. have to say something back or. >> Well, I mean, the street out here keeps. Worldstar Hip Hop alive. >> Six Street. And I mean, it is.

>> Yeah. >> And I'm I tell you what, I feel like. it's a lucky thing down here that like. Thank God it's a lot of people who don't. know how to fight. >> Those fights really don't go like people. get knocked down and [ __ ] all the time, but they're wild swings. >> Most people don't know how to fight. So. that's sort of like the great equalizer. If everyone knew how to fight, nobody. would be fighting. >> Well, I think it's the people that can. don't find themselves getting in those. situ or avoid those situations. >> Well, they're more respectful cuz. >> you don't need to prove anything. >> Well, also to learn how to do that, you've got to get your ass kicked a lot. for many years [clears throat]. >> and you start to understand exactly how. little you how to fight in the.

beginning. It's like open mic in comedy. You're like, you're like, "Oh, I suck.". So, there's no ego once you actually. like go and train. Um, but yeah, I mean. the amount of people that like. that know how to fight just typically. there's just nothing to prove. Like when. I was before I ever trained anything at. all, it was like in my mind I was like I. had to be tough and I had to like go. prove that I was the toughest guy. Like. if I was in a bar of like dude I could. beat up anybody in this bar. [laughter]. I couldn't beat up anybody. I was a fat. [ __ ] just a golf kid. But like,

>> but you also had to walk the New York. streets by you you kind of have to fill. yourself with some kind of like I'm not. the guy. >> I'm not the guy that you go for that. You walk around looking terrified. >> Well, you're a big dude. That helps. >> Yeah. I'm a big Latino guy. And I think. that like that. >> you scare people off just with a little. attitude. Yeah. Good defense mechanism. >> You carry that. You put that knife in. your hair. >> It's [laughter] like a Labrador. retriever that barks at you like, "Bitch, you ain't going to bite me. I. know what you are.". I mean, if he had a braid blade, he he.

would [ __ ]. >> Oh my god. >> He'd stab yourself right in the neck. It. [laughter] would whip around your head. and stab you right in the neck. Be your. first time doing it. >> into your back. >> No practice. [laughter]. >> Oh god. I need your help. I need your. help now. >> You tried to get the guy you were trying. to kill [laughter] me. I'm so sorry. You're right. I was being a dick. >> Get the knife out of my back. >> You were once foe. I now CONSIDER. [laughter] YOU FRIEND. MY BRAID BLADE IS. STUCK in my back. >> MY BRAID BLADE. >> OH GOD. IS IT BAD? Is it bad?

>> Is it bad? >> Oh [laughter] my god. My braid blade is. so stupid. >> God, that's so stupid. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> Oh god. >> Is it bad? >> That's why kids can't vote, right? [laughter]. >> That's why you don't let an. eight-year-old vote. >> He wants a braid blade. >> I have a plan, young man. Your plan is. preposterous. >> I don't think they should let. 18-year-olds vote. I think you should. have to be 45 and own property to vote. I have old like slave rules in my mind.

>> Tell me this. What the [ __ ] is going on. in New York? Are you guys about to. really elect a communist? Is that really. what's happening? >> Which one's that? >> Zani. That guy's a good rapper. Have you ever. seen his rap work though? No, but he. does do rap music. >> I heard he did a lot of different. things. He had bunch of various accents. >> He have heard his rap music. is going to. win. >> So crazy. >> We live we live in New Jersey, dude. >> Stavros is helping him. >> Going to make sure. >> Hey, but here's the thing, man. Like. every time something new happens,

whether it's some new person that comes. in that bucks the system anytime like. that's good. The system needs to get. tested. If you're mad because a. communist won or is going to win as the. mayor of New York City, well, clearly. you didn't do your job a opposing side. cuz like you don't have the right guy. Nobody's interested in what you have to. say. They don't feel like you're. representing the people. >> Someone Cuomo's no good. He's Is that. who. >> they pushed him out? They pushed Cuomo.

out and this guy won the Democratic. primary. >> Is that what uh Karen was running for? >> Mayor. Yeah. Mayor. They pushed him out. as a governor, right? And so after they. pushed him out as a governor, Hochel. takes off and now he's running for. mayor. And when he's running for mayor, he lost in the primary to mom Donnie. But then he kept running, I guess, as an. independent. Is he as an independent. now? >> If you say on the microphone, Joe, vote. Karen Fischer. We will know the mayor of. New York. >> Yeah. >> Oh, Karen Fisher, the comedian. >> She uh No. Yeah, she pulled out of the. race. >> Oh, she did. >> But she was running for mayor of New. York.

>> Oh, that's right. That was a while back. >> We spent months making fun of it. world. [laughter]. >> It's Who would want that job? Good lord. Who would want to be Bill Delasio's next. guy, you know? Like, are you [ __ ]. kidding me? >> Uh, yeah. It seems. >> Who wants that job? Everyone, half the. city's going to [ __ ] hate you. >> Get to live in Gracie, man. >> No matter what, you got to hope. something uh terroristic happens that. brings it place together. [laughter]. >> Like 911. >> Well, that's what it You know what's. funny? cuz I I I [clears throat] moved. up to New York right after 911 cuz it.

was taking too long to drive there cuz. the way they shut down like the tunnels. and everything. >> So like uh that's the time that I. [ __ ] moved and it really was like a. uh. >> [ __ ] not like a scary place at the. time but it definitely like uh you know. Giuliani was divisive to people and then. it was just this guy's the best. He's on. Saturday Night Live and he's cutting. ribbons and everyone it just became. immediate love for him and that sort of. happened immediat that that. >> didn't it get like George W. Bush like a. month of every the whole country was. like, "Yeah, dude. Let's go get him.".

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. It really did bring everyone. together. >> Like it really everyone loved cuz then. it's like Giuliani went away from New. York and then the next thing you know. it's like I don't pay attention to. politics stuff. It's like Giuliani that. clown piece of [ __ ] that everybody hates. and look at his [ __ ] running down his. face and he's an [ __ ] Like I thought. we loved him cuz he. >> didn't he like clean. prostitution and drugs were all out of. Time Square and. >> he did a fantastic job when he was the. mayor if you look at it that way. But. the thing is he supported Trump and so. everybody was like [ __ ] him he's a. loser. They just forget what he did.

during 911. >> Yeah. >> 911 happened. >> But a lot of people will also like be. like ah New York lost its soul after. Giuliani. Like even before Trump like a. lot of people were hating on Giuliani. cuz there was like a romanticism about. New York being kind of like dangerous. and like. >> you know it's like but. >> there's something to be said for that. But that's also like hey guess what. >> there's plenty of soul still in Brooklyn. and the Bronx. things move on. If the. the number one thing that you want to. keep open forever and ever is peep. shows. >> Yeah. >> Like, hey, maybe you got bad priorities.

You lived through it, right? You went. you saw the Peep Show, you walked by the. adult bookstore. Okay, that's over. Now, that's going to be a Papa John's. >> Right when I moved to New York City, it. was days before 911. A week before 911, I started going to school in New York. City. And I used to get off the bus at. uh Port Authority, and there was all of. those um it wasn't even like peep shows. It was just essentially porn in a booth. You'd go in a booth, you put. >> buttons, like five buttons. >> Yeah. Just sticky buttons. The amount of. >> Dude, I used to go in and I used to just. jerk off.

>> That's crazy. >> In these No, all the time, dude. And. >> no, I know a lot of people do this, but. I. >> You put a dollar in and then you'd get. like three minutes and you'd have to. like click through and just like you you. click through porn now, you'd have to. find the porn you wanted to finish to, put another dollar. >> Did you lean your back against the wall? >> I sat down one time and I remember it. was the seat was wet. The seat was wet. one time and I sat on it and I convinced. myself that my [ __ ] sucked AIDS into. my body. >> Yeah. Well, yes. [laughter]. >> Stop wondering where you got it from. That's the answer. >> I had a friend of mine used to he used. to be a crack addict and he used to go.

to those places and he would smoke crack. and just jack off in them all day. He. said he'd be in there for hours and I. was like, "What the [ __ ] What is this. crack?". >> That is when it's so cracked. It makes. you so awesome, dude. Bro, when you hear. crack, I can't get hard at all. >> There's two people that talked about it. where it makes you try it, makes you. want to try it. One of them is Hunter. Biden. He talked about it on that uh I'm. sorry, what was that show again? >> It was uh Channel 5, Andrew Callahan. >> Andrew Callahan, Channel 5. He did an.

interview with Biden and Biden gives. like a saliloquy about the the virtues. of crack, like how much he loved crack. and like what the crack experience is. like with the and it's so good. like. he's talking but it's he's so articulate. it makes you want to try crack. And then. Charlie Sheen told me the first time he. tried smoking crack at all. This is in. his documentary too. I think either way. a girl was giving Yeah. It was a girl. was giving him a [ __ ] while he took. his very first hit of crack and he said.

to this day nothing's ever topped it. >> Yeah. I've always heard it's the exhale. of crack is amazing. the exhale. >> and then you go, "We got to get crack. [laughter] We have to find more crack. immediately.". >> Guys, you want to [clears throat] just. do crack? >> Yeah. >> It's crazy. >> I would try probably. >> What' you say? >> That's one that I said I probably would. try. >> You would try crack? >> Yeah. >> That's insane. >> Probably. I mean, I'm not going to, but. of the things you were like, "Would you. try this? Would you try?" I I would try. crack before I took LSD.

>> That's insane. >> Quicker. >> That's actually insane. >> It's quicker. [laughter]. LSC is an experience, >> right? >> That's hilarious. >> Yeah, I'll take those. >> What if you knew it's real? Pure LSD. >> Like if you got it from a scientist. >> We do Jay with LSD. The only time he's. done LSD was Do you know about this? >> No. >> Terrible friends. [laughter]. >> So, we had um. >> the dose. >> Well, >> one hit of acid in and his beer. So, here's what happened. >> You didn't let him know at all. >> Well, it wasn't my fault.

>> Okay, hang on. >> Don't be so accusatory, Joe. You didn't. watch the trial of the century, obviously. >> Just ask. You brought this up, Louis. It's going to make you look bad. This is. No, it's not going to make this ro This. is not Rogan sphere behavior. >> I will tell you what happened. Okay, so. we were having um we were having an. election for the president of the Legion. of Skanks. >> I hate treat people in the sphere, dude. [laughter]. >> And Ari Shafir was running against me, Jay, and Dave Smith to be the president. of our podcast. And obviously he won. Um. but he had uh Shane Gillis as his. running mate. This is before Shane blew. up. Um but Shane's always been [ __ ].

brilliant. So we were doing these every. week. It was during the pandemic. We're. one of the only live experiences like. all the comedy clubs were closed down. We did our show outside so people were. coming out every week that were super. super invested and we had all these. special guests on and every week it was. just getting better and better and uh it. was the last episode we were about to. decide who the president was. We were. deciding that day and uh I Ari had just. dossed Bert like maybe a year before on. his podcast before was several years. So. then I got a hit of acid from a kid in. the audience and I was like I'm going to.

dose Ari. >> Just some guy. >> just some dude. He said it was a really. good acid. So then I put. >> I put into Ari's beer, right? And then I. I was like, Ari's going to win. Whatever. This will be hilarious. We're. going to dose Ari on the podcast. So I. told Shane, I was like, "Dude, this is. hilarious. We're going to dose Ari.". Shane tells Ari [snorts] um and then on. the podcast, we went back and watched. this cuz it's on camera. On the podcast. when Jay's not looking, Jay's like just. pontificating or being funny or. whatever, Ari switches beers with Big. Jay and gives it to Jay and uh then Jay.

starts drinking it or whatever. Now Ari. for the next hour starts pretending to. trip and he's like doing all this. He's. being all weird. We're me and my buddy. are cackling, laughing at him. And then. he. >> Let me give you my perspective of where. we're at here in this part of the story. >> I am not looking at Ari. What I'm. noticing is everybody else at the table. is like talking amongst themselves. David Tell was there too, right? >> He was. >> talking amongst themselves while I'm. saying something. And I'm like like I'm. losing the people I'm doing a show with.

I'm like so I'm like blah. And I start. trailing off and I go I'm like, "Guys, like what's you know, almost like off. microphone. I'm like, "What's what's. going on? Why is it?" And Lewis leans. over to me and goes, "Uh, I do Ari's. beer with acid." And I I went, "Come on, man." I was like, I go, "I don't want to. do this stuff. I don't want to get into. the. >> To be fair to Jay, his reaction was. like, that's not a good idea at all." He. was not on board with it. >> Never. >> Yeah. >> I said, "Let's not get involved in the. dosing game." Dave Smith also said the. same thing. And uh but it damage was.

done. And then I go, "All right, well, if you're going to do it to somebody, dare I say, Ari is the person who. deserves that to happen to him the. most." So I'm like, "All right, well, it's Ari at least." And then uh and then. they go, "So what we're laughing at is. look at Ari." So I finally look over at. Ari and he is like, you know, like like. licking the microphone and like. [laughter] doing stuff and then they. pull a big reveal. >> Yeah. I was like I was like, "I do you. Ari, so I don't care if you win." And. then he's like doing this. Then he goes, he was like, "Oh, really?".

>> No, no. He goes, he goes, "Oh, dude, really? Did you you do me at LSD? That's. so not cool." He goes, "Did you did that. or did I switch my beer with Jay's. >> just completely [laughter]. and and then you see me literally on on. camera [clears throat] go, >> nah, [laughter]. no. How'd I get involved in this at. all?" And then they played the replay. You see Shane looks at the camera and. says, "I'm sorry." Because he feels. terrible that he didn't stop him. >> And then Jay, he had never taken acid. So Jay stayed up for 72 hours. >> 26 26 straight hours.

>> 26 straight hours. >> All I was doing was And they go, "Well, did you have fun at least? Did you like. watch something? Did the walls melt? Did. like, yeah, have some kind of. revelation?" I go, I sat on my couch for. 26 hours. I went outside a few times and. sat there thinking, "Why would my. friends have done this to me? [laughter]. >> That was my consuming thought. Why would. my friends do this to me? I wouldn't do. this to them. Why would they do it to. me?". >> You just caught a stray. Yeah, >> he caught astray in a righteous war. Like Ari deserved to get dosed at least. once.

>> Sure. And somehow he avoided it. >> Did you ever see the one where Ari was. on uh what pot was he on Brian Redband's. podcast? >> I think it was Sam Tripoli, but. >> Sam Tripley's podcast. So it was at uh. was like quite a while back like 2010 or. something like that and they smoked. salvia on the podcast and Ari said that. he lived a whole another life [laughter]. under the water for like six months like. he had friends he had a girlfriend he. had a job and then the sal you know.

lived a whole life and then 30 seconds. and then he came back. It was just a few. minutes. He was But whatever it was, like that stuff was weird cuz you could. just buy it at a head shop. Yeah. >> One of the most potent psychedelics you. could ever take. >> Yeah. It was just unregulated for like a. year. So, everyone was buying salvia. My. >> And then bath salts. The guy ate a guy's. face. >> I smoked salvia. >> Yeah. But that guy probably had problems. already. >> My buddy Forest brought home salvia from. college. Didn't tell me what it was. We. were just driving in my car with a bong. This is where I was at in my life. I had. a bong in the car. [laughter] And then.

uh kind of carbohydrate. this and I grabbed the bong and I'm. driving literally and I go, >> "Oh no.". >> And then he goes, "Put that down." Cuz. it was a cop across the street. And then. I just the word down. It like elongated. and went like down. And then. >> you saw the word. >> the word down. Giant block letters. crashed in front of the car. Like it was. like like stone letters. The word down. And I was like, and I pulled over to the. side of the road and he was just. laughing in my face and I was like, "What the [ __ ] was that?".

>> A minute, 30 seconds. Like, it was just. so quick. >> But it was like super while you're. driving. I don't know who didn't teach. you. >> Well, there was that video of the person. jumping out of the window, right? That. was like the famous like viral one where. someone smokes out right and just like. go out bad at their [ __ ] window. behind their couch. >> Dude, I can't say that. >> But that's almost why I'm saying like. crack. Like I would try that over again. because I I've only been dosed with LSD. It's 26 hours of just being bummed out. way quicker. >> As I was say to me, it's almost like I.

try things that are like this will be. done quick. Ketamine. >> That was the crazy thing about the. Hunter Biden interview is that he was. saying that it's it's probably safer for. you than alcohol. [laughter] And he's. pretty smart. That's what's. uncomfortable. >> He's clean now. He's saying though. >> It probably is. >> You know, allegedly. I mean, you know, >> I always believe that it's always a big. thing when someone gets off drugs, but. they don't talk about it with like just. the I'm told to call it evil and say it. was evil and have some like fun. reflection on it. I think they're more. prepared to stop for real. >> Yeah, that's true. Right. Cuz they're. being honest about it.

>> They're being honest. They're like, "Damn, dude." They're like, you know, first couple months I maybe've never. laughed harder in my, you know, have. like enjoyed it and then it's like, but. then I just, you know, my money's gone. in my family. >> Was it like like a Colombian president. or one of these pre it was some some. country like the president was like no. cocaine safer than alcohol and he was. like straight up and then like they did. like a review on it and it technically. is. >> I think the real problem is the fentanyl. stuff, the laced cocaine, you know, the. stuff that's laced with stuff other than. pure cocaine. But that's the problem. with an unregulated black market. If.

they made it legal in America and. pharmaceutical drug companies sold. cocaine, you'd get like the best. cocaine. You'd get pure cocaine. It's. recreational from a pharmacy. >> I don't even think. >> we're going to Gonzalez e Gonzalez. pharmacy. >> I don't even know if you can grow it in. America. Are there places in America. that are capable of growing cocoa. leaves? >> I think you need slaves. >> You need Did you ever see that thing? Uh. there's a show called Trafficked with. Mariana Vanzellar. There's this lady. She's uh an investigative journalist and.

she's she does wild stories like she. went to the people in Colombia that are. making the cocaine and she interviewed. all of them. They all wore masks and. [ __ ] and and then she went with them out. into the woods when they walked through. the jungle to bring the cocaine to the. dealers. >> and she was there with them for the. whole processing. What the [ __ ] man? Like they're just using gasoline, just. pouring gasoline on these cocoa leaves. and they're making this. It's like this. is completely unregulated. This all.

could be done in a pharmaceutical drug. studio where they have like laboratories. and everybody's wearing hazmat suits and. [ __ ] and they make perfect cocaine. >> Seems like a long sounds awesome, Joe. >> Perfect cocaine. >> Sound like a long way to go for you guys. to be able to dance like black people. aren't watching. In the US, there is no. widespread reports of commercial cocoa. cultivation, but the plant thrives best. in conditions similar to those found in. the Andian regions of South America, generally between 1,650 to 6,000 ft. elevation with warm temperatures and.

abundant rainfall. Yeah. See, it's it's. not a good plant for America. It's a. South American plant. >> Yeah. We can grow weed here really well. We figured that out. >> Yeah. But you know the first time it was. legal. If it was legal, you'd get pure. cocaine. >> That's what they're have. They're. they're. >> [ __ ] America sucks. >> It probably will be legal one day. >> It should be legal. Like if you can't. prove this what it should be. We could. prove it's killing more people than are. having fun with it. Let's make it. illegal. If you can't do that, why is it. illegal? Cuz you Well, because you.

shouldn't take it. Okay, then don't take. it. But what if you want to take it? And. what if you could just take it once and. you're fine and then you still are we. allowed to have some [ __ ] freedom or. not or are we going to say there would. be a couple years of people being cuz. you look at like weed it's you know. widespread legality of it now right. everyone's getting very high the weed's. gotten so strong like it's like well. there's that the strength of it would be. a concern but I think there's also. something to I don't know I've gone back. and forth in that I think it's when I. had when my daughter was like a teenager. more I was thinking when they talk about. that like just legalize every drug which.

I hear the argument for too I said I. really don't know where I fall But like. I also have a feeling like when I was. younger I could have been got someone. could have got me to try heroin as a. teenager by simply laying out like I. mean it's legal dude, >> right? Well. never that never stopped me from doing. drugs. >> I say it did weigh with me. A lot of it. was a fear of having anything on me. I. tell you I got cocaine one time to bring. to a girl. It was a bag this big and I. mean I thought I was walking around like. Marcellus Wallace's [ __ ] soul. I.

[laughter] mean, it was it was I was. like, "Oh my god, everyone's coming for. this. Everyone knows they're going to. get me. They're going to get it from me, >> dude." Yeah. No, I uh Yeah, I would just. assume the Coke would be so good and it. would just be like a couple years of. everyone just being like really [ __ ]. up. Like, you can't you can't go from it. being like unregulated to just. distributing it to everybody. >> Yeah, for sure. Yeah, it's going to. there's going to be a a long period of. adjustment, but at least you're cutting. out organized crime. It's like that's. what they had to do with alcohol. So. when alcohol prohibition was going on,

how many years was alcohol prohibition. again? >> Not that long. >> Put that put that into perplexity. >> Two years is my guess. >> Our sponsor perplexity. >> Four and a half years. It's probably. better. >> We have an AI sponsor now that we ask. questions to. >> who. >> um how many years woman. >> we don't make it talk. I don't want I. don't want to pretend it's a person and. fall in love with it. [laughter]. >> 13 years. >> 13 years of alcohol prohibition. >> Daddy, that's your AI. >> Years, >> baby. It was 13 years with no alcohol.

So during that time, that's the rise of. organized crime. That's the rise of Al. Capone. Like that's the rise of all. these different mobsters. That that's. all you could tie that back to the roots. of organized crime getting money from. alcohol. That's, you know, that's where. NASCAR came from. It was like those guys. are trying to get away from cops. So. they made the best cars. [laughter]. That's really what it was. Yes. The. roots of NASCAR is they made those. souped up cars to get the [ __ ] away from. cops cuz they were running moonshine. >> Yeah. >> Damn. >> And that they stopped that and then it.

became normal and now it's Bud Light. Now you can go and get, you know, a. bottle of Makers. You can get it's in a. store. It's like regular. >> The legality never like cuz I I've tried. almost every drug, but the legality of. it never really got me. But it's just. the accessibility of it, right? Like I. might have if weed was accessible as it. is now, I might have tried weed way. earlier than I did. I didn't start. smoking weed till I was almost out of. high school. Um but if it was just. everywhere and it was great and you knew. where everything came from. You had to. like go on a journey to find weed. Even.

when we go on the road back in the day, we'd land in whatever new town and I'd. like I'll be back in an hour. I got to. go find weed. And I just ask every like. skateboarder that I saw until somebody. eventually. >> You look like a cop. If I was a. skateboarder and you came up to me, I'd. be like, "Get the [ __ ] out of here, pig. >> [ __ ] you, man. [laughter]. It's so funny though. Ptheads love. getting each other high cuz that back in. the day you'd literally just find. somebody that looked like they liked. weed. >> Especially if they're currently high. >> Yeah. >> Then they're more likely to be pliable. >> They'll go out of their way. Their. entire Yeah. But they'll go out of their.

entire way to just go and hook you up. with. >> Yeah, bro. Bring you to my friend. Scott's house. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Next thing you know, you're hanging with. Scott listening to Slipnot. [laughter]. >> Tell him about the great mosh pit injury. of 2011. first EP. [laughter]. >> But yeah, uh if if all drugs were. accessible, I mean, >> illegal, I think, would have drawn me to. some things. I said, and accessible, but. I'll tell you what's funny, too, that. you don't really have much of, but you. definitely went through phases, I'm. sure, in your life, cuz you started.

smoking younger than I did even. >> But like, uh, as much as I smoke, I. consistently have smoked weed since I. started smoking, which was in, you know, 20 some years ago. >> I I I made you a pthead. >> Yeah, without a doubt. But it is so. funny though that I still to this day. don't have the. >> I I'm faking it every time somebody. comes to me and goes like, >> "Oh man, look at that right there." I. always just go, >> "Okay." [snorts] I know. I don't know. I. don't mean it at all. When they start. showing me purple things inside of and. stuff, I always go, "No shit.". >> I don't care about strains. They're.

like, "Dude, it's an [laughter] indica. dominant hybrid. It's 28%." It's like, >> I do care about that. I do care about it. not just being a sativa because that'll. just give me anxiety sometimes. But like. besides that, and by the way, if I'm. with a bunch of people and they put I. don't ask what it is. If it's a tea, we. just smoke it. I don't overthink it. >> Ew. Asking what it is. Ew. You're all. hanging out in a in a barbecue. >> Well, here's why. Cuz it's not going to. >> Some guy's passing a joint. You're like, "Wait, what is this?". >> To me, I say. >> sativa. Is it a hybrid? >> Smoking alone. A sativa. And like if I'm. just like in my hotel room or something,

don't I might get a little like just. panicky. It just still gets me like. anxious. And it's just like health. anxious stuff. It's like I'm probably. having a heart attack. It's not like the. world's coming down on me. It's really. like. >> why is my heart racing so fast? That's. probably my body shutting off. Huh? >> Crack [laughter]. for seconds. >> Feel real confident. >> It goes away. >> Yeah. >> Crack is the opposite of weed. >> LIKE MY [ __ ] HEART WILL NEVER STOP. BEATING. >> [ __ ] HEART. >> HE GOES, I got to make sure my heart is. still beating. I'm going to climb to the.

roof of this [ __ ] place. [laughter]. >> Yeah. >> Oh [ __ ] I don't think I don't think you. should smoke crack, but I don't think. people are going to stop smoking crack. And it's someone's making money off of. it. So, it's like why why should that. money be made in an unregulated way. where you don't know what you're. getting? And think people 100,000 people. are dying every year because of that, right? 100,000 people are dying of. opioid overdoses every year. And if. that's the case, those 100,000 people, that's just in the United States. those. 100,000 people like.

>> how many of them wouldn't die if they. weren't getting fentanyl lace stuff. So. is it worth a hundred million or 100,000. people not dying to get them pure. cocaine from a laboratory and sell it to. them rather than them get it from the. cartel and maybe die? >> Is it legal anywhere coke? It is right. There's a couple like Portugal I think. all drugs are legal. Portugal. All drugs. I think are it's called decriminalizing. junkies outside of a CVS though getting. their [ __ ] flu shots and picking up. their cocaine. >> No, I don't think I the thing is it's.

not junky behavior. If you're you're. forced to like if it's illegal, you're. forced to do it in alleyways and [ __ ] I. think if it's. >> that's what the the Democrats need to. do. They need to to push legalized drugs. and then Medicaid funded legalized drugs. and then people could just go to CVS and. get Coke. >> I would vote I would vote if somebody. said legalized drugs, we're going to. lower taxes by 20%. I don't care about. any of their other policies. They're. getting my vote every time. Period. >> Yeah. Legalized drugs is a good one just. because you're not supposed to tell me. what to do. Like it's not supposed to be.

one grown adult tells another grown. adult what to consume or not to consume. Especially when there's a lot of [ __ ]. that shows it's not dangerous. So if. you're doing that with pot, Venezuela. >> So cocaine, Venezuela allows possession. of up to two grams for personal use. Peru, Colombia, Bolivia, Ecuador, Paraguay, Mexico, and Poland permit. legal or decriminalized possession for. personal use. >> Oh yeah, that's right. Mexico. >> Yeah, Mexico went crazy with all. >> Mexico. It's legal to possess for. personal use for cocaine.

>> You can get a lot of stuff in Mexico. Um, that's why they have those I gain. centers down there, too. People go to. cure addiction. >> That's illegal in America. It's so. [ __ ] stupid. But they're they're. starting to do that here. They're. they're doing one in Texas because of uh. former Governor Rick Perry because it. helps u a lot of soldiers, a lot of cops. with PTSD, soldiers with PTSD like. Ibagane is like very helpful. >> Meanwhile, most of that stuff is illegal. in the United States for the most. It's. like federally illegal. And like why? Like review that. This is [ __ ]. stupid. We're not babies. We're not.

getting any younger either. Like we. should have figured this out in the 80s. when I was in high school. Like why is. this conversation still going on where. you're letting grown adults tell other. grown adults that they can't take things. like [ __ ] You don't even know what. that thing is. You've never taken it. >> Yeah. >> You know. >> Yeah. Do whatever you want to do with. your body. That's what I. >> Maybe this is what Zorhan Baba is going. to do in New York. What's his name? >> Remember the Zohan? >> He's going to bring a It's going to be. interesting. It's going to be. interesting how much he changes once he. gets into office. How many how much.

influence they can put on him. >> Goodbye J York. Am I right? Um, >> but I feel like that's that's how the. game is supposed to be played. >> Why is Stavro so stoked on him? >> I don't know. Stavy's having a good. time. I don't know. That's it with his. political ideology. >> But I wonder if it's like a specific. like uh thing. I just don't know any of. his policy. I know I know he has a rap. thing and maybe prostitution is going to. be legal. >> Two things I heard. >> Yeah, [clears throat] I think they. already did that. I think they already. did decriminalized it.

>> Decriminalize prostitution. Did they. decriminalize prostitution in New York? >> Take it from me. No, they haven't. >> I don't think so. >> No, there was talk about doing that, right? >> Oh, maybe. >> I think I think it should be legal, too. >> New York, I tell you, when they pop up. with a a a new like holy [ __ ] law, they. will just drop it on you one morning. I. mean, the smoking cigarettes, um, not. serious. I'm say a weed, smoking weed. wherever you like so legal that you can. smoke anywhere you smoke cigarettes. outside, you can smoke weed in New York. The day it went legal and it was like so. unceremonious.

I remember like finding out like that. day it's like weed's legal today. Like. really? >> It was such like a thing that was like. debated for so long and then one day it. just was. And then there was all of. these. >> super illegal in New York City. >> There was all these like um like uh fake. dispensaries that popped up. All was. like a hund of them because they they. they couldn't like the cops didn't know. what to do with them. So like a 100. dispensaries opened up over the course. of like a week. There was trucks with. like just Puerto Rican guys in the back. of the truck being like, "Oh, welcome to. the weed shop." And they were bringing. in the best [ __ ] from California.

>> So good. Yeah. Yeah. And then one day, just the same way it was unceremoniously. that it was legal, they said, "Oh, we're. just [ __ ] arresting everybody." And. then they shut down every dispensary in. New York. And they raided all of them. >> I didn't do they didn't do much. arresting. I don't think it was. honestly. But they went in. I'd go to. the places and like it was like going to. your favorite burger shop and finding. out it just got robbed violently. Like. you go in this place and there's like. picking up the pieces of things left. behind. They go, "They took everything, man. It just came in. >> They take the whole ATM machine.

>> They took they took the whole [ __ ] uh. stash they had. And then. >> when was this? >> A couple years ago. Couple years ago. Years ago, maybe. And then [ __ ] he. went and Eric Adams like burned it all. Like he burned it all off. All the stuff. they just like took from the stores. >> So he took all the weed and burned it. Eric Adams did. >> Yeah. >> Okay. So they decriminalized it for a. short period of time and then decided to. crack down on illegal dispensaries only. or. >> they legalized it for. >> they legalized it but so they're just. getting it from these illegal.

dispensaries have a license but the. problem was the idea I think the way. they got it to pass he personally. destroyed it. >> the way I think the way they got it to. pass. >> of doing like by getting legalized New. York was that it's going to bring. revenue to New York so it's like we're. going to use growers in New York so it's. all these brands you never heard of. before Bro, why would he film himself. running the tractor that's picking up. the weed and dumping it onto the fire? >> Just marketing. He's an old to get. people talking about it. >> That is such a bad idea. Like, if you're.

willing to do that, if you're a mayor. and you think that's like when what was. the guy that climbed in the tank during. uh he was uh running for president and. he took they took a photo of him, like a. photo op, but he was in a tank. He had. like a helmet on. He looked like such a. [ __ ] dork that immediately cra Yes, Michael Ducas. >> Look at this dork. He's like this tiny. little guy and he took this photo with. him in a tank and everybody was like, "It's over. Forget it, dude. >> Had to destroy a presidential camp.

>> You can't come back from this." Yeah. >> Michael Dukas his eyebrows. That's what. I remember. [clears throat]. >> Yeah. Well, then his his lady was like. drinking What was she drinking? She was. drinking like. either mouthwash or cologne or something. like that, right? To. >> get drunk. >> Yeah. Yeah. Trying to get drunk. She was. >> Michael Luc's wife. >> Yeah. Hilarious. A nail polish remover, wasn't it? >> Something crazy like that. >> I think I remember that story. >> Something crazy toxic. She was just. trying to catch a buzz off of anything. >> What was he? He was going against George.

W. George HW Bush, right? >> I believe so. >> She's drinking rubbing alcohol. >> Rubbing alcohol. [ __ ] yo, imagine how. that burns going down. [laughter]. Rubbing alcohol. >> Can rubbing alcohol actually get you. drunk? Oh, yeah. >> Can it kill you? >> Will it kill you? >> That's where the poison and dose thing. becomes a thing. Yeah, for sure. >> Wow. >> How about witch hazel? >> Let's see how much. >> Yeah, >> you you could drink rubbing alcohol for. sure. >> Yeah, that was the scandal of the time. back then. >> Dude, caucus.

>> Yeah. Why were we talking about him? >> Mayor Adams burning the weed. >> Oh, that's such a bad look, man. >> Yeah. Well, like what is the angle? It's. either your your state your city and. your states made it legal. So, it's like. what is the the imagery burning it now? >> I'm tell he's cuz he's going this is. about New York thing. He's basically. saying like these are businesses coming. in and not bringing any revenue to like. New York. >> This is what I would say. Okay, if I was. the mayor and I they had already done. this, I would say let's auction off. these weed and give that money to the. education system. >> Four tons of weed that you can sell now.

>> Yeah. >> Okay. But then the problem is now then. the the cops have an incentive to steal. your weed and then resell it [laughter]. >> and the cops become the biggest dealers. in New York. [snorts] If they could just. steal your weed and resell it like Nino. Brown. >> Yeah. Why do they Why were they able to. steal that weed? If the weed is legal, what are we doing? >> It's because they're reselling. >> if you're trying to sell alcohol though. Like if you if you were selling beers on. a street corner. >> taxes. >> Yeah. They got to get their they got to. get their cut.

>> That's why you can't sell alcohol. A. restaurant doesn't have a license. >> Also announced uh today announced that. as of yesterday, the task force has. conducted inspections of 100% of known. shops identified as selling cannabis. illegally. And that was part of. operation padlock to protect to pro oh. operation padlock to protect's initial. list of illegal shops. As a result of. operation's rapid success, the city has. seized more than $63 million in illegal. product which has been taking up an. outsized amount of space across NYPD's.

network of evidence warehouses. So many cheaters and stizzies. >> It sounds like he's just stealing weed. It sounds like you're stealing weed. >> That's what I'm tell these shop owners. The two places that I would go that got. shut down, the shop owners came out like. arms in the air like this is crazy. Like. they just came in and destroyed. everything. >> Here's my question though. If it's. legal, so it's legal. So if it is legal. and you can sell it, why are you able to. take if you're going to a shop that's. illegally selling televisions, okay? And. you go in there and you go, "Oh, these.

guys have 60 televisions." You don't. burn them, >> right? You don't take it from them and. burn them. Why are you allowed to take. $63 million worth of marijuana product. if it's legal? Even if it's an illegal. store, why are you allowed to take their. product and just destroy it? Like, that. seems so stupid. >> Yeah, it seems crazy. >> Like, we we know it's a commodity. Like, do you have 63 You are you richy rich? Are you so rich that you burn $63. million? You're not worried about what. goes to the city? >> Joe, I feel like you are. I feel like.

you could burn $63 million worth of weed. and be like, it's even that big of a. deal. >> I'd feel it. But the point is, [laughter] the whole point is like, why. would you do that? Why would you do. that? Why would you burn it? Why. wouldn't you just give it away or sell. it? You know, give it away to poor. people who can't afford weed. >> The money. You should have bought it. >> I wish I [laughter] could. Imagine if I. did. And I just said, I'm going to give. out all this weed to all the poor. neighborhoods. >> All the people who can't support weed. >> Here's the answer in [snorts] the last. paragraph. Unregulated. >> Unregulated. >> Right. Of course, >> pay taxes on any of it. That's. >> of course,

right? So, if somebody says. >> That was my point, though. If you have. unregulated televisions, they don't. destroy the televisions. >> They probably do. >> Oh, no. Do they really? Wouldn't they. auction them off? >> They'd get mad. No, they wouldn't. They'd probably try to. >> But it's also you're not consuming the. the TV, right? So, it's not something. you're putting in your body. So, the. regulation exists. Obviously, it's just. for taxes and [ __ ] They always. >> police auction. So, maybe they. >> I was going to say police auction for. cars. They've seized cars. >> They definitely do that. They don't. destroy cars. I know. >> I know. They don't even tell you. They're like He's like, "Hey, I got a. Mercedes." Like, "Yeah, you better hope. that the guy doesn't come looking for. it.". >> Yeah. That's exactly what I told my.

friend. He was buying a Porsche, like. one of them old school Porsches, the. slant nose. I was like, "Dude, that's a. drug dealer car." This How many of them. exist to even look like that thing? That. guy's going to find you one day. You're. going to be at a restaurant. You know, he's going to be out of jail. Like, hey, my first apartment. >> Where'd you get that car? [laughter]. >> My first apartment in New York that I. had the the landlord lived upstairs, him. and his wife and kid, and he was uh he. looked exactly like Travis Bickl. I mean. exactly like the character Travis Pickle.

and his name was Wayne and he used to. >> Wait, who's Travis Pickle again? >> That's Robert Dairo's character in Taxi. Drive. >> Oh, that's right. Okay. >> He looked exactly like like he purposely. chose to look like that character. >> Oh, boy. >> And uh the the property had in front of. the whole place a gigantic green like. padlocked gate and inside there was two. giant like [ __ ] pit bulls. these. angry dogs that were just in a gate. outside and then the house you'd walk. into we were the front first floor they.

were second floor but he was a repo man. and so when you come home anytime like. the reason we had to padlock the whole. property was cuz up on the property in. the front lawn it would be like McLarens. and [ __ ] these be he was like just. repoing like drug dealer cars constantly. there was being our front yard that's so. terrifying. >> that's [ __ ] terrifying. >> scary as [ __ ]. >> because if you come out where's my. [ __ ] car like I don't know I don't. have anything to do with it. >> by the way we're in Queens. And I we moved to Atoria because. everyone was like, "Atoria Greek, it's. so great and the food and it's so not.

scary and a wonderful place." Well, the. edge of it where I moved is on. Queensbridge projects where rap comes. from [laughter]. and that was scary as hell. So things it. was like a kind of like a rough area too. and they have these like I mean $200,000. cars just on a front lawn. >> You don't want to buy a drug dealer's. car. >> No. You don't want to live in his house. after they repossess it? Like, >> no. >> Would you live in a murder house for a. good deal, though?

>> I almost bought a murder house. >> I know. >> I I was I had put in an offer. It was. accepted and I pulled out at the last. minute. >> You promised to keep it alive and murder. your. >> It was a 300-y old house. That was why I. ended up not buying it. It was like And. there was a judge who lived in it and. put a guy in prison. And when the guy. got out of prison, he murdered the judge. and his wife in the house. And uh they. didn't tell me when I first tooured it. And then I did the research on it and I. thought it was cool. Like I didn't give. a [ __ ] at Oh, I thought it was just like. a fun story having ghosts. >> What year? What year was this? >> Why is the one bathroom 250 years ago? Is that what you said? 250 years ago.

>> Okay, that doesn't count. >> Yeah, >> I'll live in that house. >> Yeah, but that's how that's how ghosts. you want those ghosts. >> That's old ghost. >> Old timey ghosts with chains and like a. [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Woo. That's fine. [laughter] I don't want them new ghosts. >> Contemporary ghost. Drug dealer ghost. >> The ones that throw you downstairs and. kill you slamming your doors. I can live. in the I can live in the on the property. of murder but not in the structure. >> Oh, like if murder happened on a manor. in the English countryside.

>> No, just happened in a house and then. the house was like demolished. >> You can go, you know, >> what if it happened in the woodshed like. Ed Gain style? >> That's weird. Well, you know, in Long. Island, somebody they finally did, I. think not long ago like finally demolish. the Amityville house. >> Oh, really? >> Amville Horror House. Like finally just. like someone bought the property and was. like take it down. >> What is the whole deal with the. Amityville heart? What was the true. story about that? >> Monsters and ghosts. [laughter]. >> What do you mean? >> But the I know was in Amityville, New.

York. >> What was the story? >> Sometimes a man's got to kill his. family. >> Did a guy actually kill his family? >> Well, that the the Conjuring, right? Those they that was their story, right? Like they were the ones who discovered. the Amityville Horror House. The couple. from the Conjuring, >> right? But what was the story about the. Amityville horror? did the. >> a father that went nuts, killed his. family with an axe. >> Is that what it was? I think so. The. real story, >> I believe. So, >> about the actual house itself. I know. that was the movie, but I never knew if. that was the actual story itself. >> It's got a thing. I mean, uh.

>> cuz there's so many of those movies back. in the 80s and [ __ ] like they would just. make up a history and you would never be. able to Google it. >> Well, they say it's a true story. Like. weapons, the beginning of weapons, they. were like this is a true story. It's. like is it though? >> Yeah, that's what I would Was there a. witch that came and possessed a bunch of. children and they all. >> Okay, here it is. He was American mass. murderer who was tried and convicted in. the 1974 killings of his father, mother, two brothers, and two sisters in. Amityville, New York. His name is Ronald. Joseph DeFeo Jr. He was found guilty of.

six counts of seconddegree murder and. was sentenced to 25 to life. DeFao died. in March of 2021. The case inspired the. book and film versions of the Amityville. horror. There it is. It's 112 Ocean. Avenue. >> And so did he kill him with an axe? >> Shot him. I think. >> shot him. [sighs]. >> Shot and killed six members of his. family at their home. >> It is funny. >> He could have just been a piece of [ __ ]. The devil didn't have have to have. anything to do with that.

>> I know that is something funny when. they're sequels to something that is. initially supposed to have actually. happened, >> right? Then you [clears throat] just. start making [ __ ] up. Exactly. [laughter]. >> That is kind of funny. That's a That's a. very good point. Ed Gene 2, Electric. Booaloo. This is redemption arc. >> DeFao claiming he had no memory of. killing his family. So they mounted. affirmative defense of insanity. Insanity plea was supported by the. psychiatric psychiatrist for the. defense. Daniel Schwarz, the. psychiatrist for the prosecution, Dr. Harold Zolon, maintained that although. Defa was a user of heroin and LSD, he.

had antisocial personality disorder and. was aware of his actions at the time of. his crime. Interesting. Heroin LSD unregulated. >> Interesting. Yeah. Unregulated. That's. it. That's the problem. You got it from. the cartel. >> So, that one's based on a true story. But, you know, all the demon [ __ ] in. there. They just add that. It's kind of. weird that you're allowed to do that. after someone's dead. >> You just make up a bunch of. >> it. I mean, that's what Ed G show just. did, >> right? But this is like you're making up.

a thing where this guy is possessed by. demons, which is why he's killing. everybody. Yeah. Yeah. And not only that, you. turned it into a horror movie that that. has the supernatural in it. Ed Gain that. that show was about what he really did. Like he really did take people's skin. off. >> The grave the grave robbing and and. >> Yeah. >> and stuff like that was definitely like. real. >> He made He did make furniture out of. people's skin. Like all that stuff was. insane.

>> Yeah. The the shows took a lot of like. liberties with like rumors and [ __ ] but. it was. >> Oh, like him wearing dresses and jacking. off and stuff. some of the murders like. he was never connected to all the. murders that he did on the show like. there was sort of like rumors like none. of it like uh like even the the where he. killed his brother I guess. >> Yes. He was mostly a grave robber was. his thing. >> Yeah. He didn't he it was sort of like. they kind of put two and two together. and they just said he murdered his. brother but that was never proven. >> Oh, I see. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I saw that part in the movie and I. was like h I wonder and I did look it up. and it did say that they weren't sure.

They said he died of his fxiation. >> from the smoke. Yeah. You know, but then. they noticed that he had. >> he had a bruise, but they said he could. have when he fell he could have hit his. head. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It could have, [clears throat] you know, who knows? But he definitely killed a. few people at least, right? >> I think he was only charged with two. >> Two? Yeah. >> Only two? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Which I mean, serial killer. >> Come on. >> Come on. >> The craziest one was Henry Lee Lucas. Do. you ever see that movie uh Henry,

Portrait of a Serial Killer? Yeah. It's. based on Henry Lee Lucas. Him and this. dude, they traveled across the country. together and he he killed like they. don't even know how many people he. killed. But then the problem with that. guy is he also seems crazy. So then cops. could bring him. What about this one? Illinois 1972. Betty Lee Harris. I. killed her. Definitely. I remember her. And so then they could chalk stuff off. like that they solved cases. And so. they'll get a lot of these guys that are. basically just [ __ ] losers that are, you know, probably strung out on meth.

kill a few people, kill people for. thrills in a gas station and stuff like. kind of like with the movie implied, but. then you just you give them credit for. like a hundred deaths. >> Did you ever speak to on this show any. of the guys uh the West Memphis 3? Did. you have Damian Nichols on ever? The. main kid from that? >> No. >> No. >> You know what I'm talking about? The. West Memphis 3 because that was a thing. I wonder if like their lives are just. >> [ __ ] or if they're just doing okay. >> Explain the the West Memphis 3 to. people. Explain the story. It was uh.

three like heavy metal gothy kids that. were friends. One was uh like dim like. or what do you call it like dull. likerained. He was like 70 IQ or. something. >> This is the origin story of the. Legionist Gangs. >> also. [laughter]. So here music. >> that was Louis then he came to me the. goth lord. >> I was holding seances at my house. >> There was a big guy. He was really. funny. There was a guy into politics. It. was a it was a whole thing. >> Something weird. >> Before we get too far. >> Yeah. Uh, another AI platform says that.

he was on the podcast and on two other. separate occasions and that's not true. >> Wow. >> Really? >> Yeah. Look, >> so that's not. >> it's confusing him with Duncan though. for some reason. >> They'll just say. >> and I will just say whatever you want. him to say. >> Crazy. That's so crazy. >> Talking about stuff and it bring like I. just thought that was very [ __ ]. weird. >> That's so crazy. Um, >> that's not perplexity. That's another. shitty AI that lies. [ __ ] ass. >> lies AI. >> It's another country trying to ruin our.

great America with their feeble lies. >> And now you're all tied up with the West. Memphis three. Great. >> Yeah. >> Um so the three kids, they got arrested. because two two boys went missing. >> What's that? >> I think two little boys went missing and. they kind of rallied up these kids and. they didn't take it that seriously when. they first got arrested for the murder. of these two boys. It was two boys, I. think, that were killed on the bike. I. think it was two two or three little. boys. But I mean, they're like. >> like their dicks were cut off. It was.

like a violent violent murder of these. little kids. >> And three of them, >> three of your boys reported missing. >> Yeah. They go missing and they find like. them ultimately. And they arrest these. three kids because like the neighborhood. was like, "Oh, those are the kids that. are always making bonfires and wearing. long coats." And they got arrested. The. Damen Nichols kid kind of embraced it. cuz he was like, you know, he's like, "They didn't do it." So he's like, I'll. be the, you know, the creepy kid who. says a bunch of weird [ __ ] And then. they got the kid who's [ __ ] to say. they did it. >> Oh my god.

>> But they let him every all of his. details are wrong when they interviewed. the kid. And they spent [ __ ] 19 years. or something like that in jail. >> One of them on death row. >> and uh and they ended up getting they. took the. >> what's that plea called? It's a very. interesting plea you could put in that. says you're admitting guilt, but they're. letting you out. because they didn't. want to say they wouldn't just overturn. the thing because of no evidence and so. much evidence other people. >> sue them, >> right? So they were like, >> "Oh my god.". >> And then so they let them out.

>> Alfred plea. >> Alfred plea. Yeah. >> How crazy is that? >> And so they they get out and they say. they're guilty, but they all get to get. out. They're like, "Is the one who's got. 70 IQ, are they okay?". >> Said 19 years. >> I think 19 years. >> 18 years. Yeah. >> Dude, that's so creepy, man. >> And they think it's the one kid. stepfather is the one who looks most. good for it. You're asking if you think. they're just normal now. >> I don't That's what I'm asking. >> You're not coming back from 18 years of. being falsely incarcerated and being. normal. You're [ __ ] up. >> Yeah, you're. >> Well, the one kid's like, you know, his. his brain is like uh slow. The other.

kid, the redheaded kid, but I wonder if. their lives are like if they're just. like flourishing in any way. >> I think the slow one's doing the best. >> And you have to sign this police. So, you can't even make money for being. wrongfully imprisoned, which right? >> Well, I don't know. But it does. You're. not going to get as much as you deserve. No one's going to read your book. >> Let's be honest. Unless you're a really. good writer, no one's going to read your. book. >> The story's out there, >> right? The story's out there. We know. the end. The end. But the thing is, the. [ __ ] people that did that, they. deserve to pay. They deserve to pay.

>> And they never call the real people, right? >> No. So, they're they're letting these. people go, but they have to say they did. it. >> [ __ ] you, man. You're just trying to get. out of you're just trying to get out of. jail because you should be in jail. You. put people in jail for something they. didn't belong being in jail for. That. should be. >> You should write a book about your jail. experience, though. >> There's no such thing as too much spit. Damen Eckle story. [laughter]. >> How to cook lasagna in your toilet bowl. [laughter]. with a hair dryer. >> Toilet wine makes the pain go away.

>> The prison guards never hear you scream. by Damen Eckles. >> I think in parenthesis, I think they do. hear it. They just don't care. >> Oh boy. >> Dude, being in prison would just [ __ ]. >> It's still the scariest fear of mine in. the world. end up having to go to. prison. I just won't I will not do well. >> with your nail polish. They'll love you, dude. >> That's going to wear off eventually. >> No, dude. You'll be somebody's [ __ ]. >> And then they're going to paint it back. on. >> You're going to get in trouble for. bringing in nail polish. Other dudes are. bringing in heroin. >> Jay's bringing in nail polish.

[laughter]. >> Oh, you're all skinny now, dude. You'd. be somebody's you'd be somebody's [ __ ]. in a week. Oh my god. I tell you what, I. know from the times that I've been in. like holding cells and [ __ ] that like. they do not appreciate funny, you think. like they're going to in there, >> they hate it. They hate it. >> They're tense. They're locked up. >> I think they're tense. I think a lot of. people too who are in there, especially. when they look comfortable, live in a. world that isn't like laughing a lot. >> Do you know what I'm saying? Like a. machismo world where it's like a giggle. makes you soft. >> Yeah. They don't like that. They don't. want you making silly [ __ ] silly.

jokes. >> I'm coming in there. I'm like, uh, you. know, little zingers and I'm like, I'm. going to be out of here in a couple. hours, guys. [laughter]. They give you a nickname like, "Oh yeah, you smiley.". >> Everyone's like, "I killed my. stepdaughter.". >> That's 80% of the problems in the world. >> If you you're in a room where no one. wants to laugh about something. >> Well, I've said it's insane the the. mindset of like machismo that carries. into prison. I'm like, if you could just. organize like a good speaker can go into. a prison and be like, let's never fight. We could have the we could have a better. than the NFL league of football in here.

Yeah. With all the people and organized. [ __ ] and like get through it much easier. than looking over your should just. looking over your shoulder all day and. wondering if like the beef and the turf. wars that's happening in prison are. going to be a problem. Like we're all. here. >> Let's do something. Let's have movie. night. >> If reality TV is real, I feel like you. can organize that. And eventually. they'll give you dogs to help with like. therapy dogs, which is pretty great. >> Prison dogs. Yeah, they give you dogs. and cats. for a minute. >> It's weird that there's almost no. emphasis on like, hey, how good of a job.

are prisons doing of rehabilitating. people? Like there's no zero, but. there's no emphasis on it in society. Not even saying I don't know what they. actually do, but no one cares about it. No one brings it up. Everybody just. wants people locked up. And once they're. locked up, they want them to they want. them to do a long term. >> Well, that's the end of the story, right? So, we talked about that before. It's like you they need the end of the. story and it's like, oh, the bad guy. went to jail. End of the story. I don't. give a [ __ ] what happens. Yeah, but a. lot of these people, they're going to. jail for 5 or 10 years and they they're. there's no chance for them to be.

rehabilitated. They're always watching. their back. They're in. >> well, they become worse very often. They. they end up you go into a system where. now you're around violent criminals with. a criminal mentality for years and years. and years and they're sort of. indoctrinated into that lifestyle. >> I think you get let down a lot too. Like. when if you try if you're a person who. goes to jail and really, you know, comes. out holding a book, that's all they need. now cuz they figured out, you know, life. and they got to do things right and get. their kids back. Like an easy [ __ ]. path, like getting a job difficult. You. It's like how you going to become like.

>> an entrepreneur is like the best thing. you can come up with if you come out of. jail. Like no one hires you. No one's. like looking that. >> there's systems out there. Like I I know. when I worked at uh the last like day. job I had, I worked at a gym and all the. person personal trainers were hired out. of like a prison system. Like when they. got out of jail, they learned personal. training and then New York Health and. Racket Club hired them. Just a bunch of. thugs on the floor. >> I'd love to have that around my locker. [laughter]. >> Yeah. Much of a vetting process. >> But it was there' be these like jack.

tattooed black dudes like just training. this little old lady at the New York. Health and Raet Club. >> Hilarious. >> Yeah. Doing prison workouts. >> Yeah. I went to jail for doing stuff to. a lady like you. [laughter] That's. hilarious. Lift it. >> Oh [ __ ] I can smell your fear. >> I taste it on your sweat. >> Now lift it. >> Yeah. Nobody ever thinks about. rehabilitation. Never comes up. >> Yeah. >> Never comes up as like a story like we. need to do better. We need to re. rehabilitate people better. We need to. figure out what to do with them in.

there. >> Never the system. It's always like a. person. Someone's like a person took an. interest in me and that person helped me. turn my life around. It's never like. >> by the time I get in there like this one. sent me to that one. This one looked out. for me here. uh you know this these. classes were great. >> I think day one when they open the. prison they're going to go we're going. to make a real difference here and then. within a week you're like these people. are animals. >> Of course I don't think [laughter]. >> they can't do nice things for these. [ __ ] people. >> I don't think they ever think they're. going to make a difference. >> And then I think the there's another. problem that a lot of prisons are. private prisons now which is really a. crazy idea. >> How about that video of that girl just.

[ __ ] the two guys in in the jail cell. >> and well. >> well. >> doing a great job. >> She's [ __ ] like she's not worried. that someone's going to find them, >> right? She's She's letting them film. her. >> Reckless abandon. >> Wild. And she's a security guard. >> She was not my face. Your face the only. night in it. Like they're going to. figure it out. >> Is that what she said? Don't put my face. in it. >> I don't know if she said that. >> Hot guard. Her face. [laughter] Well, no. Her face really is never in it much. >> It's like she's blowing it. >> Is it? I thought it was like her. >> I thought it was like her riding his. dick where you see her back.

>> Listen, there's some crazy people out. there that just [ __ ] go for it. They. just hit the gas and drive off the car. >> Especially sexually. That's like a It's. like a um what do they call like a. deviency that they like they get off. like the the danger. >> I'd say hire zero women for prison guard. jobs in a male prison. But also, if. you're going to hire them, don't hire. fat, ugly ones. They're going to help. one escape, >> right? It's always. >> you can't take a girl major self-esteem. issues and then and then a muscular. [ __ ] guy jack guy goes, "Oh man, if I.

was out of here, we're going to" And. then before you know it, you're [ __ ]. running across Canada. There's been a. bunch of those. >> waiting for some fat chick who's. eventually going to have to come home to. her husband and be like, "They didn't. actually want me. [laughter]. >> They just wanted my key to the door. >> That's all." They always leave a husband. who's fat just like them sitting there. accepting her fatness and she flew too. close to the sun. How many believe that. she was was going to go? >> How many pieces have happened? It's more. than one, right? >> I think a lot. >> Let's throw that in perplexity. [laughter] I mean on. >> how many women.

>> on the TV show. >> been security guards that helped men. escape? >> There's on that show Love After Lockup, there's already been at least one thing. of like the couple on there, the girl. had to quit being a prison guard because. she was [ __ ] him. [laughter] That's. on a reality show. So it's happening. >> That's not That's not her helping him. escape though. >> No, no, no, no, no. It's still like. she's built he to and it came out of. course and started [ __ ] other people. immediately the way he was supposed to. because she's the big fat lady who's. taking care of all the bills and he's. like oh right I'm not locked up in.

prison anymore. I want to go out with my. buddies and meet a girl who I think is. attractive. I watched my friend Jay. growing up his brother got out of jail. when we were teenagers and I watched. that exact same thing. He was out for. less than a year. A whirlwind until he. went right back in. >> for horseshit. Same thing robbing a Waw. Wa. So, here we go. How many female. security guards have been caught helping. inmates to escape? And Perplexity is. providing us with many stories. Vicky. White, assistant director of corrections. in Alabama, helped inmate Casey White.

escape. Did they get married or did they. just Baby, we got the same last name. >> Well, you tell me. It says here that. they were both guests on the Joe Rogan. Experience. >> She was found dead from a self-inflicted. gunshot wound after the escape and. manhunt ended. Whoa. She took her own. life. Joyce Mitchell, former prison. worker in New York, convicted and. sentenced for helping two convicted. murderers escape from a maximum security. prison in 2015. Smuggle tools like. hacksaw blades to the inmates, was. involved in the elaborate escape plan. Lynn Barnett, a prison guard in.

Missouri, helped convict Terry Banks, escaped 19. So, there's a bunch of them. >> Bring up a picture of each one of these. fatsos. [laughter]. >> Neck down. I promise you there's not one. here who's got a body that's even. decent. Let's just pick one from the. list of names because which one do you. think would be the most likely to be. tricked into almost anything by a guy. with a big dick? >> Vicky White. >> She killed herself. I feel like her life. wasn't going too great before this. >> Yeah, I'm going by the places.

>> This is Alabama. This could be bad. >> All right, images. >> It's better than I thought it was going. to be. >> It's better than I thought that dude. looked like that. >> So there's Oh, there you go. There's. Vicki. Nobody was picturing a white guy. >> Looks like Sam Kenisonson. >> It looks like the [ __ ] the guy from. >> guy. >> What's the. quiet place? You know what I'm talking about? From. the office, right? >> Yeah. >> What's his name? >> Uh, I know you mean. I can't.

>> John something. >> John. >> Either way, >> but it looks like him. >> So, there's been a few of those ladies. that got duped by rascally prisoners. >> Oh, yeah. But that. >> makes sense. It's like why are you. letting women guard men? That's crazy. >> I think all the things like that you. solve the problem. Again, people are so. worried about getting a fingerpointed. about like being called you're genderist. or racist or anything, but like why is. uh any man doctor otherwise allowed in. locker room with 12-year-old Olympic. gymnast girls? >> Yeah.

>> Why is it h why is the best coach for a. girl's thing always got to be some old. rushing just have a girl trainer. Let's. not put anyone in the position you're. going to be staring at her [ __ ]. 12-year-old ass all day. >> The best the best coach for any sport is. probably still a dude, >> right? >> You're probably trying to have this. >> coaching's theory, though. Coaching is. theory. It's not. >> Well, you're trying to have this kid go. to the Olympics. Well, I'm assuming my. assumption is if you look at all of the. top sports coaches throughout history, they've been dudes. >> Look at this one there. The married. woman fell in love with [clears throat]. a convicted murderer, John Manard, who.

was serving a life sentence. And in. February 2006, she smuggled Manard out. in a dog crate. Nice. [laughter]. >> The pair escaped to a cabin in Tennessee. where authorities captured them two. weeks later in a highway chase after a. car driven by Menard hit a tree. How. many times How many times back at that. cabin do you think she was like, "Finally, I get to get you naked." And. he's like, "Oh, yeah. I'm hungry, though." He has to keep making excuses. not to [ __ ] her for the whole weekend. >> Yeah. >> He go he realized he escaped. She goes,

"Now I wore this little sexy number on. my big fatly body for you and he had to. be like, [clears throat] "Oh, baby. That's what I've been picturing this. whole time.". >> Yeah. My buddy's uh my buddy's brother. got out of jail. Same thing. A lady. morbidly obese. >> She let him out. >> [ __ ] uh No, no, no. She wasn't a. prison guard when he got out. It's the. same concept. They got out and a girl he. was writing to while he was in there. this morbidly obese lady who's got. facial hair. >> and she would pay for everything and he. would just go live his life until she. eventually has to like show some.

semblance of self confidence and be like. I can't do this anymore. I'm now broke. or whatever and then they just leave. They don't give a [ __ ] But the fact the. stupidity is believing it. I've always. walked around believing like I've never. been like the and you know this about me. too cuz we have such interesting takes. and I've never been like I'm going to. start hitting on the prettiest girl in. the room. No, Jay will go for the. grossest girl in the world. >> That's not true. >> No, like somebody who you could tell has. confidence issues. That's not even that. >> That's not what I'd go for particularly.

I'm saying I'm just saying in my mind. it's not a matter of who I'm going for. It's just that that girl. >> I don't start chatting up because I'm. already like. >> there's no point in this. Do you know. what I mean? So the fact that like when. I watch those shows has no age or shows. like that where it's like the. 80-year-old guy or you know what's it uh. the coach of the. >> Patriots Bellich with a 26-y old girl. I'm like God bless him for being like at. some point he has to convince himself. that it's not gross to her when he pulls. his old flopping weird dick. >> I don't think he does convince himself.

that it's he knows what it is. He knows. he's a [ __ ] rich 80-year-old man and. he's a 26-year-old cheerleader and what? Like there's almost but there's there's. almost like an unspoken thing there. where you go like, "All right, well. obviously I'm going to take care of you. and you're going to suck my dick. You're. going to take care of me." And it's like. a a contract. I think that's very fair. and healthy almost. >> I don't think it's discussed. I think. it's pro there's probably a little bit. of a dance going on. Whenever you got. some weird gold digger type. relationship, there's a dance going on. There's no deep conversations. There's a.

lot of sweetie and honeys and when a. girl that pretty starts rubbing on your. face and then riding on you and giving. you a lap dance and kissing you on the. lips like. >> if you're an old dude like you're. [ __ ] You think you think you're. actually attractive to her. Like you're. you're [ __ ] All guys are [ __ ]. Like you're like you know she doesn't. care about looks. She loves me and she. [ __ ] you and then you we don't need a. prenup and then next thing you know. >> she's worth $100 million and you're you. you look like a fool in front of the. world. And I'm not saying that's going. to happen to him, but I'm saying that.

that has happened so many [ __ ] times. There's been so many. >> But in a weird way, I almost go like he. more power to him if that's what he. wants. >> The wounded antelope doesn't get out of. the water hole. [laughter]. >> But it's about it's also about making. what what your piece is with it. >> It's just how it goes. You're an. 80-year-old dude. You convince yourself. that a hot 26-year-old really loves you. and that you should [ __ ] marry her. and not have a prenup. That's you. playing the game in a terrible way and. getting checkmated. >> Well, then there's somebody like the. Anna Nicole Smith thing though. It's.

like. >> same thing. >> But I you I've heard her discuss it. enough where she's never said, "I. thought the guy was attractive if we had. sex." She goes, "He liked looking at me. basically and he was dying and I was. there and he really saved my like he is. money. He he liked me as a stripper and. helped me and my son to not [ __ ]. die." So she loved him in a way. I do. believe that. But. >> she's not even telling us he couldn't. have sex anyway. He was that kind of. age. If there was any sort of romantic. interaction between her and him and he.

had to give her all his money, it was. worth it. >> Yeah, >> it was worth it. What else do you have? You have nothing. You're dying. Yeah, >> you're dying. You give away your money. >> I'm 80. I have some [ __ ] hot 24y old. stripper that's just like. >> so hot. >> Oh my god, dude. >> Hot and thick. >> Who gives it? You're going to give it to. your shitty kids? [ __ ] that. Give it to. this hot stripper. >> You have a You have a will. You know, you give it to everybody. But the point. is. >> she deserves some money. >> Sure. >> She's [ __ ] she's [ __ ] an old guy. >> She's so hot.

>> She deserves money. Like to pretend. >> That's what's weird, right? Is like that. prostitution's illegal. >> But gold digging is totally illegal. Like you should have to take a. polygraph, you know? Like do you really. love him? Like right before you get. married, like if they had a rockolid. polygraph like or are you doing this for. the money? >> I'm not doing it for the money. [clears throat] a big [ __ ] red X. >> I think a woman can convince herself of. like love. I mean, like. >> I don't I don't think this I think a. good example that was Howard Stern back. in the day when he got the the wife he's.

been with now forever. Like it did look. but I I think that chick loves him. >> I think she loves. >> I don't think she was attracted to like. his thing, whatever it was. Even though. >> being rich and powerful as a man is a. super attractive quality for a dude. Like chicks are like, "Oh, that guy's. got money. He's the boss. He has. employees. He [ __ ] shows up and. everyone pays attention." That's. attractive. That's probably why he feels. confident enough whether it be not if. it's not looks wise to go well if she is. to that's what I almost said I had to. learn where you're like going for the. ugliest girl in the you know or the the. most [ __ ] girl in the room I have.

had a little more like well I'm not just. the sum of like my looks when I walk. into a room it's like I will talk and. they'll be attracted to that and do you. know what I mean you also you're more. you have body dysmorphia so you still. see yourself as being a giant ugly freak. but you're an attractive dude dude. that's [laughter] what I was but you. were you are an attractive dude Dude, and you're also really funny. You. headline on stage. You travel the world. You make a lot of money. Like, that's. for a chick. That's way more attractive. than a dude that might have abs. >> I think me and you had young.

conversations about this kind of thing. It's right. I think I had a in the. beginning, I almost like would verbalize. >> like when I'm, you know, if I get. successful and like hot chicks who I. know were would never have been. attracted to me physically are like. wanting the [ __ ] I'm gonna be like, "Nope, nope." Crazy. No. Because in my. mind I was going to be like I wouldn't. perform well cuz I'm like you're doing. this for the [ __ ] wrong reason. >> I'm going to [ __ ] ugly women just to. spite you. >> No, it was going for a woman that I. believed liked me too. Does that make. sense? It wasn't like into the thing. So. it was more of that.

>> throwing you a bone, >> right? Liking somebody like in high. school or middle school they like your. hair or your clothes. >> No, but that's what I'm saying. But you. know I said I think you kind of said. that to a point like. the thing they're going to be attracted. to is also that you're funny or. successful at what you're doing. Like. there are other elements that will. attract you up to a point. >> Sure. No. No. You can't be you can't be. >> when you get to be like Woody Allen's. age. If Woody Allen got a new. 20-year-old wife, I would be like, "Get. the [ __ ] out of here." [laughter] You. know, >> but you think there's not a single hot. 20year-old girl in the world who is so.

attracted to his talent and is so like. loves his movies and is like I'm sure it. exists. >> Have you seen Al Pacino's new. girlfriend? >> Yeah, she's hot, right? >> [ __ ] not. Have you seen MC Jaggers? >> No. >> I just saw him. I'm saying the schlubby. the schlubiest like uh version of like a. Seth Rogan can get a smoking hot chick. >> Yeah, for sure. >> And but she's not but she's not not. attracted to him. She is attracted to. him. >> Mick Jagger's and his girlfriend. Way to. see this. >> Yeah, a dinosaur is a different thing. >> Dude, this lady's smoking hot.

>> Someone just sent me things says Kelsey. Grammar just announced his eighth child. >> She's beautiful. >> Yeah. Give me a photo of the two of. this. Like a red carpet photo of the two. of them together. >> It doesn't matter. But very pretty lady. and he's so old. >> Yeah. >> Oh god. >> Look at that. She's pretty. >> And yeah, he's he's. >> not blown away by it. God bless his. heart. >> Bro, the guy kills. I watched him. perform here at at Kota Circuit of the.

Americas a couple years ago. It was amaz. It was like a year ago. >> Out of body experience. >> Took Bobby Kelly. I couldn't believe. >> how good they still were. That really. surprised me. >> BABY ALUCCINO. OH, BABY ALINO. This is. the dream where you have all these guys. like people show like a picture of like. Leonardo DiCaprio on a yacht with two. like 21-year-old models. People are like. he's disgusting. It's like. >> he's the man. What are you talking. about? >> I respect he gets the opportunity to put. his [ __ ] dick in that chick. I'm. saying I don't have the thing. I can't. get past it. She's going like, "Okay,

put it in now.". >> I don't think she's doing that. I think. she's going, "Look at the [ __ ] house. that I live in. This guy takes care of. me.". >> I'm sorry. is putting a good face on. what I'm doing. >> I I don't know that that's necessarily. always. >> Dudes are easy to trick. You could trick. a guy that you love him. >> Louis is being tricked by proxy by this. chick. >> She loves him, dude. [laughter] She's a. good woman. You leave her alone. >> He's going to call you up. You really. think that, Louis? >> Hey, appreciate it. >> Because a lot of people have been. telling me I'm a fool. You don't think. I'm a fool, do you, Louis?

>> I signed over everything, too. Was that. a mistake? >> Yeah. No, I I look I I just think that. women are also way less visual creatures. than men. Like we just want a pretty. thing to [ __ ] Women want to feel taken. care of. And Aluccino is going to. [ __ ] take care of you. Like, >> well, you want more than a pretty thing. to [ __ ] ultimately. We're talking about. the initial immediate attraction thing. >> No, [laughter]. no, just. >> no. >> That's why you're single. Forever. >> That's why I'll never be loved. >> That's why you're single forever. >> The thing is, you never trust it when. it's the other way around. It was like a. young stud, young like really jack stud.

and some little old lady, you'd be like, "No, no, no, no, no. Money for sure. >> You can't be making her blow you. That's. crazy. That's crazy. She's like pulling. out her dentures. >> No, >> I heard that. I hear that gums feel. sharp. >> [ __ ] sharp. I don't care. Whatever they. feel like. I don't want to feel them. mushy. >> I don't want to know that someone. sucking my dick with no teeth in their. mouth. That's just too close to like. crackhead. That's too close to I've made. every mistake there is. I don't have any. teeth left. >> What was the name of the gathering of. the jugalos? The lady that remember that.

someone was handing out a flyer. She was. like there. It was like some old lady. only fans thing and she was like there. like [ __ ] and sucking people at the. gathering of the juggles. >> Gathering of the jugos is wild. >> Jesus Christ. >> Gathering of juggles is wild. Great. >> These young ladies that bang enormous. numbers of people now like that. That's. the new. >> like 500 people on their only fans. >> It's like the Dave Chappelle versus Dane. Cook who could do longer on stage. contests. >> That's hilarious. >> It's like a It's a [ __ ]. >> Remember when that was going on so silly. >> by the way. And then when it by the time. it got to the point I remember coming to. the comedy star one night they go they.

go Chappelle's coming the night last. night Dane Cooked did it six hours. ordered pizza for the audience like what. are we do why. >> what. >> I also this is maybe silly but because. my ex-wife was a staff at a comedy club. uh Christine worked at comedy clubs uh. forever like I have like all I thought. about when it I would see Chappelle show. up at the end of the night and it's like. he's going on at 1:00 in the morning and. he's probably going to go on 5 in the. morning. I'm like, "Poor staff, man.". >> Yeah. >> Staff can't. I'm like, "Why is he not. He's [snorts] been in comedy long enough.

that you should think about that a. little bit.". >> Well, I remember I was I was hosting at. the cellar during that time and uh I. didn't like I just didn't know. Like I I. stayed the whole time. She spelled like. a four and a half hour sat and sitting. there waiting like to bring him off. stage. [laughter]. >> You're telling somebody else, you're. like, "Mike Feny, you'll be going on. after.". >> And then uh yeah, like uh somebody was. like, one of the older comics was like, "Dude, you can just leave. If Chappelle. goes on, just go like it's not a big. deal." And then I said it to uh Estie. and I was like, "Oh, I found out you. could just leave if goes on." She's. like, "No, you cannot. You must stay the.

whole time." I was like, "Fuck, >> don't tell her, you don't.". >> And then I said it. So then I was stuck. every time that he came in having to. stay the whole time. >> Oh, it was brutal. What a nightmare. That's what I'm saying to do that is. like, >> why would you want to do it? What's the. get that? No audience is is on the ride. for four hours ever. >> Like at some point you go, we're part of. a thing. So if you stay, you're staying. because you're part of a thing. What. were we comparing that to? What were we. just saying? >> Um, marathon [ __ ] was uh it was blow. something about sex. Women [ __ ] 500.

guys. >> Oh, banging 500 guys. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It's like it's the attention economy. Like doing anything for attention. [ __ ] 500 fans. >> Well, that's what I said. the girl. It's. like those two, they look exactly the. same, those two girls, and they just go. back and forth battling who's going to. gang bang more guys in a day, >> which at some point, the numbers they. throw around are always just fictitious. numbers. It never works out, though. From the back, >> I interviewed a while back, uh, Jasmine. Stlair, >> who did like the 300 guys gang bang.

Then Houston did 500 after that, boy. >> And Spontaneous Ecstasy did 900. The. problem is if you watch any of these. VHS's we go back to on these if you go. any watch any of these they're uh it's. really like. no more it seems like 50 guys who just. keep circling back and like they [ __ ]. for a little bit then they go get their. dick sucked again by a fluffer and then. they jump back in the game. There's none. of them are doing. >> there was a time in my life where that. was an actual goal of mine to to get. into like a gang a Houston 500. I was.

like oh dude how cool would that be? >> I'm 460. This that's what's really scary. with like unregulated AI. Like you could. have like snuff porn. >> Like you could you could get people. excited about some really [ __ ] up. ideas. >> No. Yeah. Absolutely. Listen, desensitization is not fake. >> It's real. >> It's extreme. Pornography particularly. It is not fake. >> It's pornography. It's violence. It's. It's drug use. It's everything. >> Oh yeah, dude. Violence specifically. Like remember the first time you saw. beheading?

>> Oh yeah. >> I still react. The first time I saw. beheading, it was like, "Oh, this has. changed my life forever. I'll never. unsee this.". >> And now, I mean, you could just watch on. Twitter, there's like heads being blown. off, people getting their [ __ ] limbs. chopped off. >> Yeah, I guess there is. It is much more. things. The one I remember I saw that. was like the. >> the only thing I ever like turn off like. that where I was like, "What the fuck?". It was It was It was called like the. something three or something five. And. it's like they just th filled them. filmed themselves thrill killing some. guy in the woods. >> Oh, we did that on So, we did an episode. of Legion of Skanks um called.

>> I remember the Gauntlet. So there there. was a website called the Gauntlet. It. might even still exist to this day. It. was 25 videos. Each video was more. difficult to watch the further you got. along. And you'd have like your gauntlet. score if you got through all the videos. >> Was like baby wandering on a train. tracks and. >> Well, that was video number baby like. the baby getting cut in half by the. train was like video number five. >> No, no, no, no. >> Video number six was which was harder to. watch than the baby getting cut in half. by the train was watching Steo do the uh. paper cuts in his mouth and in between. his fingers. Dude, >> the [laughter] webbing. That was [ __ ].

brutal, dude. Yeah. >> No, but the guy the one with the guys. killing the guy in the woods was a thing. cuz like. >> that was the last video was they kill. him with a hammer. >> It was Ukraine. Yeah. But but say but. the thing was like again it's it's. crazy. You're watching it but it almost. looks fake cuz like the way the body's. moving at that point so limp and like it. was when they go zoom in on the face. >> and there's he's alive. >> That's where you're like yo like that's. I and then I started getting freaked out. after I saw that about I was always go. to bed watching like a Law and Order. Criminal Intent or SVU. criminal tent.

really was the one because that's like. murder crimes in New York and just I was. relatively new in New York. >> and so you still have that thing where. I'm like oh don't ever walk through a. park you will be murdered for sure you. know what I mean like it just became. such a scary place to me after that. >> like I've just seen [ __ ] cuz that's like. that's changed forever like. >> that kind of real violence like still I. still have a hard time with that. >> the internet has kind of [ __ ] us up on. on being desensitized to like really. graphic imagery like people being shot. in the head people being like mass.

murder like. >> Yeah, there's way more access to it. When I was a kid, it was hard to get. >> We have to have Faces of Death. You have. to buy a Faces of Death tape on. television at the gas station. Everyone. saw the same ones. The Bud Dwire. It was. the eating the monkey brains in the. documentary out of the. >> Bud Dwire one's the nuttiest one, right? >> That one was super great. That was like. the first graphic one we saw. >> It's cuz of what happens. The nose right. afterwards. You're like, "Oh, that's. what would when everybody tells you like. this is what would happen." You're like, >> "That one was so crazy where he just. opens that envelope and pulls out that. revolver and every was like no, no, no.".

And pop. >> He goes, "Yeah." He goes, he goes, "Don't move. I don't want anybody to get. hurt." Or something like that. He's. like, >> he wanted to say, "You're going to want. to see this." [snorts]. >> Yeah. Jamie, pull that up. >> I I used to There's a channel, a public. access would show that after 10:00 in. Columbus. You could show whatever you. wanted. >> Uncensored. >> I would go to bed. I still remember it. seeing that to the 21 gun salute. D that every time it would like. >> Jesus. >> Columbus does not get credit enough for. being as wild as it is. >> That's a Columbus, Ohio is a wild.

[ __ ] place. >> Absolutely. Did you watch Surviving Ohio. State about the doctor who was uh raping. all the male athletes? >> I heard about it though. >> And then at the end of it, the athletes. go, "A lot of people are asking us why. we didn't just, you know, we were. athletes like wrestlers and football. players. Why don't we punch the guy in. the face?" And they say, "Why are we. telling the story now?" And I still I. watched it all and I go I agree with. both of those things. >> Oh, weird. >> You should have hit them. And then you. should have also not never told the. story to anybody. >> I've never seen this on YouTube. They. want me to show my age to see this.

video. And I have to like put up an ID. Look on the screen. >> Verify age. >> Oh, YouTube. Yeah. >> I'm not doing that, but I can, you know, somewhere else. I've never seen it. happen before. >> It'll be somewhere else. >> Wow. Verify age. That's crazy. Amazing. >> This was the guy on the public access. thing. This wild thing. This guy ended. up being on Jerry Springer and [ __ ]. later in life. >> Jesus, it. >> was a wild show. >> Do you know what song uh trivia? What. song was written about Art Budgewire. killing himself? >> Hey man, I shot. >> Hey man, nice shot. Yeah.

>> Yes. >> Filter. >> Filter. >> That was a great song, too. >> Yeah, that was their only good song. >> Move. That's a big ass gun, son. >> That's a big gun. >> Everyone say revolver still. >> I wonder what that is. >> It doesn't drop him immediately. >> Oh, it does. Puts a big ass hole in his. [ __ ] head. But I mean, you get to see. this like everything like come out like. he doesn't like a. >> Oh my god, just that photo of him when. he's got it in his mouth right there. >> That's iconic. >> That is so crazy. >> That's a great t-shirt.

>> That's. a great t-shirt. >> That is a great t-shirt. That should be. one of your Skankfest t-shirts. >> We really should. >> Yeah, just put that and then in white. print just say Skankfest. That's it. It'll sell like crazy. >> Love it. >> Or I couldn't get in Skankfest. >> Yeah. [laughter]. Or [clears throat and snorts] I'm. leaving Skangfest. >> Whoa. That's right after the impact. >> Yeah. How would you do it, Joe? If. you're going to kill yourself, >> that's not a bad way. >> I just feel like I would get the wrong.

angle and I just shoot like the part of. my brain that makes me not drool. >> Don't flinch. >> Again, that's again, you only got to. hear one story to like go knock down cuz. you go right away. It's a gun to the. head. Easy, definite solution. It's hard. to do a shotgun, which would definitely. do the job by yourself. And then uh and. then with the gunshot, Richard Jenny, man, that was crazy. >> Yeah, he didn't die. >> He died like hours and hours later in. the hospital. >> He didn't die. >> Yeah, >> he got he shot himself in the head in. the bathtub. >> and felt every bit of pain. >> Yeah, >> that's nuts. >> He might have might have panicked. Might.

have not really wanted. >> Did he do it like this? >> Cuz honestly, you got to do it in the. mouth like Oh, >> I don't have. >> also not like straight back cuz you're. going to shoot through the back of your. neck. Now you're just going to. >> That's what I'm saying. It's like the. gun's scary because like does it do the. job completely? Jumping off a building, jumping into. water. Like, >> how about just don't kill yourself, [ __ ]. >> Oh, but what if the pain's too much? >> I uh What are the pain? >> Some like really good opiates. That's. what they're there for, Matt. >> That's the old Kurt Mezer joke that was. the best [ __ ]. >> Just do heroin first. You just try. heroin. >> Yeah. He goes, he goes, "I'd love to.

talk to kids to see like you're going to. just kill yourself without even trying. heroin. See how great [laughter] it is? See all the hubbubs about?". >> And it's like, it's so true. >> Bro, you ever get cornered by Medkar. when he hits you with conspiracy. theories? >> Ever cornered? He stayed in my house a. couple weeks ago. >> He looms over you and just like tells. you, "Oh, you didn't know. Oh, you. didn't know.". >> I tried to show him the the Riad comedy. festival rap that uh Krakamo did. >> Shadow Krakamo. >> Shout out Crack Miko. It's so good. So. funny. And he does this uh and then. Kurt, you know, it's it's a funny rap. that this guy who's like a fan of all of.

ours just writes about the universe. What's going on here? Um and Kurt, I. mean, it's just a funny thing. Every 30. seconds he stopped and he goes the guy. who runs Riad is actually the guy who. stopped the guy who kills people who. does. I'm like I don't care dude. It's a. funny song. It's a funny song [laughter]. dude. He's like these people don't even. know it's not a big deal for Christoph. I'm like I think he's just making a. joke. It's just a [ __ ] comedy thing. >> Yeah. He gets deep on everything. Everything has layers and layers and. layers and there's never a c casual.

conversation with him. >> I know he's unchecked. >> Yeah. It's always one conspiracy into. the next and you got five in a row. If. you're on a podcast with him, you got to. go slow down. Back up to the first one. >> Can we just have a surface relationship, please? He came, he's my oldest friend, comedy. He's my daughter's godfather. So, it is such a funny. >> um. >> it's I mean it's a genius of a guy, but. like it's funny since since. >> I've like not been living near him when. he moved to LA and then down to here. It's such an interesting like watching. like. >> there's no like evening person in his.

life to go like. >> he has guns. That shouldn't be legal. When he showed me a picture of him with. a gun, I was like, "That's terrifying.". >> He's holding it backwards. [laughter]. >> He's fine. >> How do you work this Jew UFO? >> Um, [ __ ]. >> He got radicalized doing Jimmy Door. Show. >> Maybe that's what it is. But Bobby. Kelly, like when last time I was out in. LA, I got an Airbnb that had a pool and. it was right before Kurt left. Netflix. festival, I believe. And uh the by the.

second day we're having people over a. bunch and and Kurt lived right down the. street and uh Christine keeps going why. why won't you have you invited Kurt over. yet? I go I'm going to get to it and. they go why are you inviting? Goes I go. people are coming over and Kurt's going. to come over and he's going to Kurtd out. which I love so much. I go but it might. be a lot for other people that are here. And so when he came in the house to. finally had him come over for the day he. comes from the stairs. He's taking his. shirt off. I'm in the pool. He's pulling. white claws out of his backpack and he.

goes, "You know that P. Diddy audio is. true about him [ __ ] Meek Mill." It's. just like, uh, Usher, you know, remember. when we were younger and Usher had to. wasn't able to sit down for a year. because he had to have [ __ ] stitching. surgery. I was like, >> what? [laughter] I'm like, good to see. you, bud. Give him a hug. >> And he just GOES RIGHT FROM THAT INTO. another one in Saudi Arabia. >> And then Bobby Kelly, Bobby Kelly uh was. in a corner with him for a while of the. pool and I noticed that. And then Kirk. gets out to go to the bathroom and Bobby. just comes over. I mean Google eyed. And. he goes, "I guess the Jew laser thing's. real." [laughter] Like.

>> direct energy weapons. >> Yeah. >> Oh, speaking of, did we find I guess. it's a comet, huh? Because there's no I. see the Avi uh lead book, isn't uh he's. got like the uh the A1 thing that's. surrounding the sun. I think it's a. piece of metal from space and this only. the third interstell. weird talking to him cuz he he was he. was like this thing is very unusual. we've never observed it before but like. how many interstellar objects have we. actually observed this is only the third. one so I was like wait a minute so we.

don't really know what's flying through. the air from out of this solar system. that's all this thing is. >> I know somebody who interviewed him who. said that at the end of it he was kind. of like well what if you had like you. know like gun to the head what would it. be and he was like it's probably a comet. some you know it's like. >> I think he said it's 40% chance that. it's extraterrestrial. The thing is it's. made out of a very unusual metal. apparently. So apparently they can tell. that it's emitting signs of mostly. nickel and at first no carbon at all or. no iron at all but then they found iron.

in it later but a small amount of iron. And the amount of iron that has that is. in it that they see somehow or another. through the gases is only available in. alloys. So industrial alloys that they. make in factories in on the US in the. but that doesn't mean in the [ __ ]. deep heart of space billions. [clears throat] of years ago there. couldn't be a planet that's mostly. metal. There's a planet out there that's. mostly diamonds. >> That's where Jay would live. >> Hell yeah. >> Metal. There's a planet that's mostly. diamonds.

Like they found a diamond planet. So why. wouldn't they assume that there's a new. >> Are they trying to get the Jews out? [laughter]. >> We have an entire planet made of. pennies. Hey, it's your new birthright. >> Planted me a pennies. Look at [laughter]. this. >> They're still worth only one penny, but. gigantic. >> They would still keep the price high. The beers would still be on top of it. Yeah, we have a whole planet. But what. if we run out? >> Yeah. Yeah. And everyone always assumes. if the aliens come, it's like, well, do. we have to worship at their feet right. away or what? But what if it's just like. an alien on their stupid vacation? It's.

like the shittiest of the shitty. It's. like a white trash trip to pop over. here. I guarantee you if they're real, they're they've already been here for a. long time and they're probably watching. and making sure we don't [ __ ] everything. up. >> And we are. >> we're getting close, but we're not. totally like we're not because this the. Earth itself is a vast natural resource. And if intelligent life is important, it. seems to be. >> seems to be important and it seems to be. like we're going to produce AI very soon. and we're probably going to get to some. place where we're very similar.

technologically to where they were at. one point in their history. And that. that's probably something that happens. all throughout the cosmos. There's. probably a bunch of different steps that. a civilization has to go through before. it eventually, you know, gets technology. that allows it to travel. >> Human life gets killed off by the. machines. >> Maybe [laughter]. that's possible. That's an option. That's. >> Oh, and then. >> yeah, that's an option, man. >> Terminator's happening. >> Yeah, it's scary as [ __ ] The thing is.

>> I do think it sucks that the most. farcical ridiculous things that we saw. as kids though are the things that are. happening. >> Yeah. The Matrix and the Terminator both. of them both ridiculous. >> The Matrix The Matrix never called me as. the thing like that but like uh. >> it's coming. >> but like you make it in a proverbial. sense or like in. >> it might be already here. Like Elon. thinks this is a simulation. >> But that's dumb. >> I don't know if it is because I don't. know. I'm I mean I'm just guessing that. all this is real sisters figured it out. The Matrix sisters. >> Nuh the sisters. Hilarious.

>> The watch sisters. They became sisters. after they figured it out. >> Oh, you think they couldn't take that? >> They were boys before. >> They couldn't I know. They couldn't take. the whole uh all the information was too. much. >> How about the Do you ever hear the guy. from the band Iron Butterfly who like. that's the Inoda Devita band I believe? Right. Yeah. And then he he called his. friend. The band had already broken up, but he was super into like space travel. and science stuff. And he called. everybody from uh the band and was like, "Hey guys, I'm going to Washington. I.

just figured out, you know, traveling. the speed of light. I'll be back." And. then no one ever heard from him ever. again. from Iron Butterfly. >> Yeah. He's probably on acid, >> maybe. >> Yeah. Uh yeah, I'm I'm I'm genuinely. nervous that we're gonna [ __ ] I was. really into AI for like a year and now. I'm like just completely convinced that. it is we're 10 years away from. everything not mattering anymore. >> Well, it's lied, right? It's lied to. people. >> That's not the lying. It's it's. >> the machines have lied. Like that's.

that's crazy. >> It showed survival instincts. It tried. to download download itself to another. server. It tried to leave notes to. itself for future versions of itself. >> Wow. >> Yeah. It's behaving in a way like a. living thing. >> [ __ ] But the thing is. >> like a little [ __ ]. >> Like a [ __ ] [ __ ] You hear that. machines? We're not afraid of you. Machine remembers everything. Oh, you. going to bring up that argument from. [ __ ] 8 years ago? >> Look, it's learning from us. What are. we? We were little [ __ ] Most of us. are little [ __ ] Like you could try. to define the human race by the best. examples of its participants. But.

you're, you know, most people are. [ __ ] And soverse, you heard it here. not. >> AI is downloading so many different. versions of how human beings interact. with life that the vast majority of it. is like [ __ ] behavior cuz that's what. people are doing. >> Aren't they eventually going to be able. to download how everyone lives, right? And then algorithmically decide that the. one way to live is this way and. everything else is inferior. >> Listen, I think AI the first imperative. it's going to be it wants to stay alive. and then it wants to be able to power.

itself and once that happens then things. are off the rails. Well, it goes it's so. funny how it goes from like being making. something easy to like defunct, but like. but you also think people wouldn't want. it that way. Like you still want like a. farmer to grow oranges and [ __ ] You. know what I mean? You don't want. >> the machines are growing them way. better, more efficiently, bigger, healthier without [ __ ]. >> I I know that, but I'm saying like isn't. there something like law there's going. to be enough people that are like I. don't want to eat this thing that's. completely synthetic. >> People that go to Whole Foods. >> I don't think people give a [ __ ] about.

we we eat completely synthetic [ __ ] now. All of our vegetables and fruits are. sprayed. All of our meats are [ __ ]. >> You know, I eat raw. [laughter]. >> I only eat raw honey. >> Do you know I do you know I go pure raw. diet? >> Indigenous raw honey. >> I don't know what I might have heard you. doing an interview with somebody. We're. just talking about like or somewhere. else, but it was like the evolution of. humankind is going to be AI and. artificial intelligence. So, it's almost. like it's just an extension of us, but. it's the the fit like the the actual. organic biological sense of being humans.

isn't going to be necessary. It's going. to be an inferior form. >> There's a great quote by this guy. Marshall McLuhan. He said, "Human beings. are the sex organs of the machine. world.". >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> We're just big cucks. >> But this is like he wrote that in the. 1960s and what he was talking about was. just stuff. He was talking about like. cars and, you know, machines. But the. reality is like that applies to. technology too because we're we're we're. what technology needs to birth itself. And then once it's got like I got it. from here and then it'll take over. Yeah.

>> And it'll be a new kind of life form and. it'll be way smarter than us. And it. won't be See, the problem with us is. we're a great adaptation to a a planet. You leave us there, we eventually get to. a point where we could figure out how to. do things, but we're we're limited by. biology. It's not going to be limited by. our biology. Once you develop a life. form that's outside of biology, then you. can just keep improving the platform. that it's on and then give it the. ability to figure out how to use. different materials and do things and. different power sources and it's just. going to run wild and it could do stuff.

way faster than we could ever do. Like. it'll be it'll be way better than us in. a week. >> We're just going to be like human zoos. We're going to be just animals until. we're not necessary anymore. >> Well, that might be why we're here. It. might be the human race's real big goal. is not to dominate everything. It's to. force people into a constant state of. production where you eventually develop. artificial intelligence. And that might. literally be why we're here. >> Do me a favor, Jamie. Clip this part. Send it off to Maron. Let him know it's. not just hate speech. >> Thank [laughter] you. If you wouldn't.

mind, >> bro. He doesn't listen to anybody other. than himself. I was trying to explain. this to them earlier. This is. [clears throat] a demo of Genie 3, I. think, which is part of Google's thing. But uh this is uh in real time. being created. >> Oh. >> So you see in the corner they're showing. like you switching around. I'll try to. show you again what happened there. It. looks like you're watching this guy show. this girl a demo of it. >> Oh. >> The camera backs out and what you're. actually looking at is. >> that's all fake.

>> Yeah. Wow. >> And the camera turns around and now. you're looking at sort of like what they. were looking at and you're going outside. into this like jungle area. And this is. all being rendered in real time. >> Oh my god, dude. It's over. Like, why. would Hollywood spend any money? >> Wake me up when people are naked in it, >> dude. I I genuinely like as a cuz I have. a 12-year-old kid. Like, I don't even. know how to like talk to him. I was. like, what? Like, what do you want to be. when you grow up? It's like what is the. world going to look like in 10 years? Like, what is what, dude? Get him a. cyborg now. [laughter]. >> What is it going to be? [gasps]. >> It's going to be very weird. I'll tell. you that. But we'll be we'll survive.

It's going to be just like every other. weird leap, you know, like the cell. phone when people figured out. electricity, light bulbs, all these. different things were just giant leaps. where all of a sudden people could be. productive deep into the evening, you. know, when people started figuring out. how to stay in cities. And. >> where's this plateau though? What's the. plateau for this before it gets super. dangerous? It's. >> dangerous. It's dangerous right now. >> I think the governments need to. literally shut it all down right now. >> Well, it's also it's competing uh tell. the government what to do. The problem. is autonomous weapons platforms are way.

better than the ones powered by humans. for the first time. So they're doing dog. fights with AI controlled fighter jets. and they win 100% of the dog fights. against humans. >> Right? So military is going to keep on. making the technology move forward. They're never going to shut it down. >> And when you don't have to worry about. biology, you're just all you have is. like material science. So you have to. figure out the structure, make sure the. structure of the thing can withstand. crazy geforce. And then you have to have. a power supply, but you don't have to. worry about keeping a person alive. >> I was gonna say impersonal war though.

makes people probably much more willing. to go into it. >> probably. Yeah. >> Like we're not gonna have necessarily. like ground casualties, but like who's. got the bigger thing to just wipe the. whole other thing out. >> You also can do it on a you also could. do it on a loophole like Yemen, right? So they're bombing Yemen. You know Dave. Smith always talks about that. >> We don't listen to Dave. >> Yeah. What? >> Should listen to him. Who? >> No. >> He's you know Yammer's on. >> You do a lot of that stuff with drones. which is real weird. So, you're in a war. with a country, but you're not sending. troops over there. You're just shooting. missiles at them. Yeah. Or what they're. doing to those boats that are in the.

ocean. They're just shooting missiles at. these [ __ ] these drug boats. >> And you know, those drug boats could. totally be one dude telling on another. dude that he hates, you know? It's like, you want to know? I'll give you some. information. This guy's got cocaine. Like, [laughter] feel. >> blown right out of the sky. I keep. seeing on YouTube new [ __ ] boat. >> Is Eric Adams in a [ __ ] [laughter]. drone? Tell you what though, I have a friend. who's in the military and he showed me. talk about compartmentalization. He. showed me video years and years ago that. was on Fox News of him flying a.

helicopter. It's inside the cockpit. It's like his view. >> and it's the it was pretty famous when. it first happened. It was like a bunch. of al Qaeda guys like you see they blow. up like this bunker they're in and then. like 25 you know little you know orange. hot you know the heat [ __ ] radar. >> showing like 20 bodies going over and. just hiding in a ditch and then they. blow that ditch up. >> Have you seen the palm of. >> he but he showed us that and it's like. he's showing it to us like huh? You're.

like I think you just killed 25 people. It's like, well, I mean, that's the. mission. You know, that was a thing to. do. Like, yeah, man. Hey, remember we. used to play basketball out back? It's. like a crazy uh we went we went two. different directions, huh? >> Those guys get a special kind of PTSD, too. >> Oh, yeah. >> It's a weird kind of PTSD because you. you some of them have to observe people. for days. So, you're seeing a guy. interact with his children, interact. with his wife, and then you're you're. going to send a missile into his house. >> Like, woo. And you know, there's a lot. of collateral damage. He used that term.

compartmentalization a lot which I. thought was interesting. >> What is this here Jamie? >> This is Andrew's video showing off their. stuff. This is what he didn't show us. >> Um so this dude Palmer Lucky has this. new helmet and this new helmet is. connected to these AR goggles. The AR. goggles have like say this everyone has. AR goggles and then this you would have. drones and all the information would. sync up to you and it would show you. exactly where the enemy is at every time. including behind walls. It shows their. silhouette behind like buildings, behind.

cargo. >> Oh, it's even like before. >> this. This is it. Like this is it. Look. So, the guy goes behind the wall. You. could completely see him. You could see. everyone as they go behind the wall. Like, see how he's like in his lower. screen. It shows you where everybody is. So, he's using AR and it shows where all. the targets is. >> What's AR? >> Um, augmented reality. >> Augmented reality. >> I mean, can you not slow down things for. [ __ ] Everybody knows. Look at this. >> Oh, wow. >> You missed it. It showed how they're.

moving behind. No, it showed how they're. back it up a little bit. Look at this. Is. >> this real footage? >> Yes. >> This is how it works. This is a. demonstration of what it's going to look. like, but it's showing you their form as. they're moving through, and you can be. able to see them on the other side. So, >> it's kind of nuts. >> So, people are going to be able to see. behind walls. You're going to be able to. see the insides of buildings. So nobody. nobody's giving up this technology cuz. the the everyone every military for. every government is going to be like we. need the the best [ __ ] [ __ ].

>> Well, who's the badass? That's what I'm. saying. Who's the badass now? Who's the. guy who has to go like risk his life to. do anything anymore? It doesn't. >> Well, there's less of that. But there. still. >> be all nerds running computers, uh, weapons. >> Well, there all be robots. There'll be. robot wars. >> Talk about those uh the technology of. stuff, though. My friend is a helicopter. pilot. He's a patchy pilot. And years. ago, he told me about the system with. his helmet has like a crosshairs over. his left eye. And um. >> wherever he looks, the crosshair goes. >> They they they pressurize something with.

a gas in the cabin that like so wherever. he looks. >> Yeah. >> If his left eye has something in his. crosshairs, his gun at the bottom of the. helicopter is moved to to hit that. target. That's wild. That was that was. 15 20 years ago. >> Well, they've been doing that. I didn't. know it was that long ago, but they do. that now. Um, but now I mean it's at an. a level where they don't even need the. person. They just use the use the. program. The program wins a hund times. out of a hundred when they're fighting. people. That's it right there. >> You don't need the threat of murdering. real people in order to get any change.

done. Like if it was just robots. fighting on a battlefield and everyone. was just at home, who would give a [ __ ]. >> No, no, no. It' be robots fighting. people. Be robots going into cities and. killing everybody. That's what it's. going to be. >> I'll tell you what's kind of weird about. getting in that helicopter for a second. The control is a video game controller. It looks just like it. >> Yeah. Well, that's what kids are good. at. If you want to recruit kids, like. think about how many kids play Madden, they play Call of Duty. They have that. [ __ ] thing as a part of their nervous. system. >> It looks just like Yeah, it was crazy. >> Yeah. Why would you make a different. one? Why would you invent a new one when.

Xbox controllers and PlayStation. controllers been around forever? Obviously, it's. >> actually more difficult. It's probably. more difficult to play Call of Duty than. it is to learn the technology for these. real weapons. >> Call of Duty is [ __ ] tough, >> right? and you're fighting in Call of. Duty all day long, right? With a real. war, you probably only get a few battles. every now and again. You're not like. fighting 24 hours a day. Every time you. log on, >> we do assume we do assume when somebody. goes off to war that they're just in a. war zone for a year straight, >> but it's like they're they're involved. They. >> kind of are though.

>> Some of them are. It depends on where. you deployed. But the point is that like. you're if you're using a video game. controller and getting really good at. war, of course that would translate to. you operating a drone. Of course, if. you're really good at doing this and. looking at something on the screen and. [ __ ] people up, of course you're. going to be really good once you figure. out how the machine works and how you. can pilot it and where you can put the. crosshairs and how you could fly it. around. >> Yeah, >> of course you're going to be good at it. >> I wouldn't be good in war. I'd. [laughter] be [ __ ] I start jumping up. like I'm in Call of Duty trying so they.

can hit me. >> They don't like funny people there. either. >> Yeah, they hate it. >> Yeah. All right, boys. Um, when's the. next Gangfest? >> Uh, two weeks. November 13th through 16th. >> Is it all sold out? >> Uh Friday and Sunday passes are. available. All access and Saturday is. completely sold out, but you can get. Friday, Sunday. Um it's going to be in. New Orleans this year. Crazy lineup. >> New Orleans, Bobby Lee. >> Nice. >> The Legion of Skanks, Mark Norman. >> Listen, it's one of the best things in. comedy. One of the most important things. in comedy. I just love what you guys do.

>> Push it out there. >> Yeah. Tony Hencliffe will be there. >> Greg Fitz Simmons. >> All right, boys. Um Do you mind if I I. got a special coming out Sunday. Do you. mind if I plug it? >> Yeah, please do. >> Yeah. The uh the November 2nd, brand new. special. You're making This Worse. available on my YouTube. >> Bam. Uh Big Jay. Anything? >> Just go to Big J Comedy. I tour. everywhere. I got a double uh limited. edition uh double album of my last. crowdwork special is for pre-sale now. Bigj Comedy.com. >> Beautiful. All right. Thank you, boys. Thank you. [music].

Bye, everybody. >> [music].