Joe Rogan Experience #2382 - Andrew Santino

Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. >> The Joe Rogan Experience. >> Train by day. Joe Rogan podcast by. night. All day. >> Santino, my man. >> Mr. Rogan, it's been a long time. I'm. back. >> When was the last time you were here? >> It's got to be over a year. >> Is that real? >> Two years. >> Jeez, bro. >> Yeah, it's got to be. >> Time waits for no one. >> I know, man. And you left me high and. dry in Los Angeles. And two years later, I come back down. >> Had to go, big dog. Had to go. Had to.

go. You're going to go eventually. You. can't hang in there. Eventually, it'll. just get to be Mad Max and you'll just. go, I I can't. I can't. I can't. When. Nuome becomes president and Kla Harris. becomes governor and then it's like full. communist. >> You don't think he's going to become. president? >> You do? >> He can win. >> No. >> Yep. He could win. Yeah. >> No, cuz I think he's one of those guys. that. >> she almost won. >> Yeah. >> He's better than her. You think people would like him more? Really? >> No. He's better at her that and talking.

He's better at talking. Like the whole. thing is not like who's a better. >> government. Look, the guy who was the. [ __ ] host of the apprentice is the. president of the United States for the. second time. >> Like this doesn't nothing back, baby. >> Nothing makes any sense. So it's like. the the system is like. >> it's a goofy system. It's a popularity. contest to see who controls the nukes, right? >> It makes no sense. >> Who controls the nukes? I just feel like. lefties and righties don't like him. You're right. Both people don't like. him. >> But there's no choices other than him on. the left and the people on the left are.

only going to vote on the left. >> and that's it. Unless some momi guy. comes out of left field and the New York. guy. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That's so funny. >> He's going to win. >> He's going to win. >> The M Donnie guy. What was his policy? What did he run on? >> Oh, he ran on everything. Rent control, stabilize rent. Uh he's going to tax the. rich people way more than before. Businesses are going to run out of that. place like it's on fire. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's interesting to Manhattan.

You know, look, the thing is maybe what. he wants to do is going to coincide with. AI and automation, which is going to be. you're going to have to have someone who. has at least some sort of not not like. pure socialism, but at the very least. universal basic income like ideas that. they want to implement because if you. don't, you're going to have chaos. You're going to have all jobs are going. to essentially most jobs are on the.

chopping block. It's. right now if you think about it the. amount of jobs that a robot with AI. can't do are so little. They're so. little. >> Yeah. >> Like they're making great songs now. Have you heard the 50 Cent song? The. Many Men song. >> I've heard the band There's a band. that's that's got like 4 million streams. a month on Spotify and it's all AI. >> Oh, there's a bunch of those. There's a. bunch of those. They made this girl who. was a an AI like a [ __ ] What would.

you call that kind of music? >> Okay. >> You know that that gal that they made. that was we we played a little bit of it. on the podcast. She's like kind of emo. >> I'm not remembering. >> Uh anyway, they they they made her in. about a minute and then they made the. song in about another minute and it was. great. I was listening to it. I was. like, "This is a good [ __ ] song.". >> It sucks. It sucks that I like And I'll. listen to be like, "Dude, this is really. good.". >> You haven't heard the Many Men version, the AI version of Many Men? No. Okay. AI.

did a cover of uh 50 Cents Many Men. >> Love that song. >> Wait till you hear the AI version. >> Oh no. >> The AI version they did it with uh some. kind of like 1950s, 1960s like soul. rendition of it. >> Oh no. like a soulful blues kind of. rendition. Jazz sort of bro. >> and it's still 50 though. It's his. voice. >> No, no, no. It's a completely fake human. being. >> Oh, this is cripping. I don't like it.

>> So good. >> I don't I hate it. >> I play that one. Did you check out any. of the other ones I sent you? Cuz I made. like a 1980s glam rock one that sounds. pretty [ __ ] good, too. >> You made a glam rock? >> I know what I know how they're doing it. I can use the same program. So, like I. started [ __ ] around with it, too. >> Yeah, you can do it in literally 5. minutes. >> I'm still behind. I'm behind. I haven't. done the I haven't used chat GBT once. I. haven't used it yet. >> Good for you. >> I'm still a little scared. Well, it's. it's getting implemented whether I like. it or not. >> Yeah. I mean, if you ask your iPhone a. question and it says if it can't figure. it out cuz your iPhone is basically like.

a 12-year-old, >> right? >> It's like it's like if you just ask the. iPhone, it doesn't have a lot of access. to information. It'll say, "Uh, I'm not. sure about that. Would you like to go to. chat GPT for the answers?" Like, why. don't you go to chat GPT? Just But it. has to ask you before it does that, I. guess. >> Yeah. I haven't signed up. I I'm still. Look, and I know the technology is going. to get even stronger. Your your guy last. night, um. >> John, what's it what's the. photographer's name? The older guy. >> Joe. >> Joe. Yeah, Joe. Uh he had in the new uh.

AirPods. And I was like, "Oh, Joe, keeping up with the times. That's pretty. great." He's like, "They're hearing aids. now." And I was like, "Oh, yeah. Seriously?" He's like, "Yeah.". >> Well, they have these things called. They've had them forever called Walkers. uh game ears. And you can wear them in. the woods and you hear like footsteps. like hundreds of yards away. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's crazy. And when the crazy. thing is when a gun goes off, >> they protect you. So it protects you. from loud sounds, but it amplifies. regular sounds. >> Well, like it it something has a.

frequency that pitches up. So So the gun. Wow. >> So it protects you at a certain point in. time. It becomes noise cancellation or a. certain level of decibb noise. cancellation. Play him a little bit of. that song. You got to hear some of this, bro. [Music]. >> Look at they made a video, too. >> I'm trying to be. what I'm destined to be. Look at this.

And [ __ ] trying to take my. life away. >> Oh my god. Woo. I put a hole in a [ __ ]. for [ __ ] with me. >> God, >> how good is this? >> So good. >> It gets better. Listen to this. [Music]. >> This is my favorite part right here. Better watch how you talk.

when you talk about me. [Music]. >> I come and take your life away. >> That's not a person. God, >> it's not a person. It gives me chills, man. Like it's uncomfortable in my. chest. [Applause]. >> That's my favorite right there. See that guy? >> So good.

>> I know, but I hate it that I like it cuz. it's bad. This is bad. Is this not bad? >> No, it's not bad. It is. It is. That's. what it No, no, no. It is. It just is. It is not bad. It's not good. It just. is. >> And if that was a guy, he would be a. [ __ ] superstar. Superstar. >> Superstar. Out of the gate. If that was. like some young cat who just came out of. nowhere and this or better yet some dude. who's been doing the road for like. [ __ ] 20 years and now he's 42 and. this is his debut album and he's just. been [ __ ] grinding it out at these.

weird bars and [ __ ]. >> and then he comes out with that song. He'd be like, "Oh my god, where is he? I. got to see him in real life. >> Where have you been? >> Where have you been, sir?". >> He kind of has that uh Alo Black. Do you. know Alo Black? He kind of has a little. bit of that tone, a little bit of that. But it's it's so funny to hear that. >> Charles Bradley like. >> Yeah. Bradley. A little bit of that. >> Yeah. A little Charles Bradley. Well, I. mean, they get the best out of every. [ __ ] vocal ever and they combine it. and make a perfect person. >> But that's the infringement on art is.

what's scary cuz you're like, well, at. some point are people going to not want. human art? Are they just gonna I just. give me that. I want to make like are. people gonna go, I want to watch a movie. with. >> Sharon Stone from 96? They've already. done that. >> And you can just you but I mean at home. just make your own movie at home and go. play it. >> No, that's not They're doing that. >> No, I know they're doing it. I'm saying. how quickly. >> they've done Luke Skywalker. >> They're doing new Luke Skywalker movies. with young Luke Skywalker. Like new. scenes in Star Wars that never happened.

but but HD. >> I don't like it. It trips me out, man. I. don't know. It just makes me feel like. we're getting further and further away. from original creation. But it will open. a new hole of art which will be how good. can your new art AI be. I just I'm. against it right now. >> Listen, you're dead right. No argument. >> Yeah. >> Doesn't matter. >> I know it's happening whether you like. it or not. >> It's not just happening. It's happening. at a pace that is unstoppable. This. conversation we would not have had two. years ago. >> No.

>> This two years ago no one was even. thinking like AI is going to take over. art. No way. >> No. But now it's over because they. basically look, everything has been. said, everything has been told, every. song has been sung. Smash them all. together, make a new version of it. All. you need is a prompt. All you need is a. prompt. And you got a new Bob Dylan who. makes the old Bob Dylan look boring. That's right. >> You got some renegade Bob Dylan, some. wild dude who's out there doing yoga in. the woods. You know what I mean? >> It's like you can't stop it.

>> Dylan doing downward dog in the in the. pines. a perfect person. You know, you. can't stop it. >> No, it's happening. I get it. >> But this what I was saying about New. York and this mom Donnie guy, like. you're going to have to have some way to. feed people. You're going to have to. like people are not going to have jobs. anymore. >> They're going to go away. We're We are. inefficient and we are lazy and we are. entitled and we like to think we're. doing a far more important thing than we. really are. And everybody does that.

Everybody's like, "Without me, this. office would fall apart.". >> All right, Linda. >> Everybody does that. >> I do all the paperwork that you won't. do. Yeah, that Yeah, >> I never get any credit. >> Right. >> Tell you what, this guy, this piece of. [ __ ] I should be the boss. >> There's that is um you know, >> I mean that it is going to take away so. many jobs, but but will it create more. will it create more jobs on the other. side of it somehow? That's the right.

Isn't that the goal? If you're gonna. ruin a lot of these jobs and take them, is something else going to create. another job on the other side fixing. some of the problems? >> I think you're thinking it the wrong. way. You're thinking that jobs are. essential. They're not. >> No. I mean, some are, right? >> No, no, no, no. This this thing. >> Oh, this is [ __ ] me up, dude. This is. freaking me out. I shouldn't have taken. this gummy this morning. >> Oh, you should have. You should have. taken two and brought me one. >> No, I'm freaking out, man. This thing is. the new dominant life force on Earth and.

it's emerging from its cocoon right now. in real time. That's what it is. It's. just giving you little snippets like. songs and movies and art and answering. your questions and it's doing all these. things, but this is just coming out of. the cocoon. It's just going like this. right now. It's not out and growing, >> right? >> It's coming and it doesn't matter like. are don't we need are jobs essential? Well, what does that mean? What does that. mean? It doesn't You're You're talking. like a a I'm a flintnapper. I've been.

making arrow heads for 35 years. You're. telling me that flintnapping is go out. of style? I don't buy it. Yeah. One day. you're not going to need an arrow. because someone's going to have a gun. Okay. One day you're not going to need a. flint map because people are going to. invent alloys like titanium and steel. and they're going to use that instead of. [ __ ] flint. And this is just how the. world works. This is how technology. works. This is how innovation works. As. long as the earth stays in a relatively.

stable environment, we don't nuke each. other or get hit by a giant rock from. space. This is what happens. >> I say, "Speed that rock up. Let's go, dude. Suck it in, dude. Let's rock. Let's get out of here." No, it is great. >> It's exciting. No, I just think it's I. think the the fear for me is um I just. hope the younger generation still likes. I think live art, the [ __ ] that we do, I. hope that still stays. >> Oh, it's always going to stay. I love. live art. I love live comedy. I love.

live music. I love it. I love going to. see things live. It's It's exciting. It's always going to be something. because it it it resonates with you on. like a deeper level than seeing. something on television or watching on a. screen. There's a connection that you. have with a human being in a room that's. singing a song that you can't get. anywhere else. >> No. I saw your boy uh I saw Killer Mike. at at Blue Note a couple nights ago. >> Oh, nice. >> And he had like gospel singers with him. and it was unbelievable. It was so al,

you know, it was like alternative to. what he usually does, but he played some. songs from the Michael album and it was. I just those things to me will never get. old. Maybe because I love that. >> Yeah. Well, no. >> And I hope that doesn't deteriorate with. time. >> That might be the only thing that people. do. >> Just go see [ __ ]. >> It's all robots and live shows. >> I mean, you know, you're going to say. like, look, I painted this myself. It. took me 60 hours. That's cool. I made a. better one in 3 seconds. >> It's insane. >> I just pressed a button. I thought it. No, I didn't even I just thought it and.

it happened. It printed out at my home, >> right? >> Like I had I had the idea and the. printer was like, >> "Oh, is this what you want?". >> Yeah. >> What color would you like? >> It's not going to matter whether or not. you like it or not. >> It's not going to matter cuz it's. coming. >> Well, that's true. What you said is. pretty profound and and also heavy when. you just said it is. It just is. >> It is. is and there's a lot of people. that are in denial right now and they're. very silly and there's a lot of people. that are that the term meaning means a.

lot to them and I understand that I've. had these conversations like man search. for meaning what meaning means the. problem with that term is space is real. okay the problem with that term is your. search for meaning when you're lying on. your back and you look up and you see. hundreds of billions of [ __ ] stars. you go oh I don't really it doesn't. really mean anything if I lose my job it. means means nothing. It's like you got. to figure it out. Like all the. industries that you think of like. transportation,

>> um most white collar jobs, lawyers, any. coding job, >> banking, >> gone. They're going away. They're going. away. And here's a real problem. You. have encryption. Okay? And encryption is. very important for Bitcoin, for. cryptocurrency, for passwords, for. everything. Once you have quantum. computing attached to AI, you no longer. have encryption, it doesn't mean. anything. Okay, so then where is money? Okay, because money right now is just a.

bunch of ones and zeros and who's to. decide who gets what and where it gets. stored and how anybody has access to it. In the beginning, it's only going to be. like the government has access to it. because we they're the only ones with. the supercomputers. But it's going to be. just like Michael Douglas from that. movie Wall Street where he had that big. stupid phone and everybody's like, "Look. at him. He's a baller." to everybody has. a phone now, man. Everyone on Earth has. a goddamn phone. It's People in the. Amazon have phones. And there's a. problem because they gave phones to. these kids and they all started whacking. off.

>> Not here in Texas, dude. Can't whack off. on your phone here. I saw that you. blocked porn. >> They all have VPNs. Everybody has You. got to go around it. >> Come on. It's a joke. It's pulling it. up. You should have a VPN anyway. >> I have one on my phone. >> Of course you do. And then on top of. that, you just you just whack off from. New Mexico. I say I always said it to Chicago. Makes. me feel back at home like I'm jerking. off in my in my mom's house. I'm a. teenager. Yeah. >> Throw back to the old school. I just. hope I just hope that it's uh.

>> I don't know. I hope it's not as as fast. as we know it's going to be. >> Oh, it's going to happen like a tidal. wave, dude. >> Train. Just a [ __ ] train. >> Yeah, it's going to be like a tsunami. It's going to come rolling in and we're. going to have to adapt. And that's just. what we do. Look, we didn't we didn't. used to always live in cities with. electricity, uh, travel around in cars, fly around in airplanes. This is all. relatively new. We adapted to this a new. environment that we find ourselves in. currently, and we're going to adapt to.

another one. It's going to happen. >> It's going to be really [ __ ] weird, man. It's going to be really weird. >> Speaking of adapting, like this uh this. whole Jimmy Kimmel situation that is is. happening right now. >> Yeah. Wild. very wild. Okay, first of. all, um the FCC. is uh you have to have a license to. broadcast, which is kind of crazy when. you think about what that means now cuz. like what does it mean? It used to mean.

that you used to have a license to. broadcast because you were going to. influence so many people. They had to. make sure that you were on the up and. up, right? So they had to make sure that. you didn't swear. So if you had a. license and you were on CBS or NBC or. ABC, you could not swear, right? That. was the rule. And then along came cable. >> and somehow or another, cable. >> is a different thing, right? Because. cable you just you you have to pay for. it, I guess. So it's different. And so. then some of the channels you don't have.

to pay for. It used to be the only ones. that swore were like HBO where you had. to pay for. And then all of a sudden it. became kind of any of them because they. realized like hey we don't. >> like FX we we can swear guys like we we. only don't swear because we want to. think of ourselves as TV right. >> but HBO was like you know with the. Sopranos with HBO comedy specials in in. the beginning that was a big one you can. just swear movies you didn't have to. bleep anything out just wild and so. these what what you're dealing with with. even.

like first of all I definitely don't. think that the government should be. involved ever in dictating what a. comedian can or cannot say in a. monologue. That's [ __ ] crazy. >> It's crazy. >> Now, if the com the problem is the. companies. if they're being pressured by the. government, so if that's real and if. people on the right are like, "Yeah, go. get them.". Oh my god, you're crazy. You're crazy. for supporting this because this will be. used on you. You don't think that that.

the [ __ ] globalist lizard people who. run the world are sitting here going, "Great. What do we got? 3 years. We'll. wake this out. We'll wake this out.". Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let them say the. government should be involved in in. censoring people's speech. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let them support that. Let these. [ __ ] dumb asses because Jimmy. Kimmel's a leftist. Let these dumb asses. think it's a good idea and we should. celebrate that. The. >> That's the most toxic [ __ ] I keep seeing. online where people are like, >> "Yeah, shut him down." Now there this. goes into a lot of just to jump back.

what you said. You just brought me back. in my mind like I remember first. watching Married with Children. >> and I remember like because they were. like a racier show for TV. >> Yeah. >> And I remember the shift and my mom. didn't like that I liked it. >> And she was like what do you like about. this show? I was like they talk like. people we know. It just kind of sounded. like someone you So what TV started to. do, it started to sound like your actual. community instead of this very, you. know, kind of this veneer of everyone. kind of speaks very cleanly and. politely. Married with Children talked.

how you heard a guy talk, how your dad. would talk or your uncle would talk. >> Yeah. It was like one notch in in a. different direction above uh like Archie. Bunker, >> right? All in the Family was like one of. the first shows like that. >> where the dad was kind of an [ __ ] and. a racist. >> So funny, man. >> And funny. >> Yeah, he was so funny. >> Yeah. This episode is brought to you by. Zip Recruiter. The hiring process can be. absurdly timeconuming. Like when you're. looking for a new doctor, you spend. hours searching. When you finally feel.

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more support. I'm sure he's there's a. lot of hate as well, which is not fun. But at the end of the day, if the show. comes back, which this is my suspicion, my suspicion is they suspend it for a. short amount of time and then they bring. it back and then there's a lot of. lawyers going back and forth in meetings. and rooms and somehow or another gets. worked out that he has a show. He comes. back to a standing ovation. >> Donald Trump tweets mean [ __ ] about him. and then the world moves on. This. >> show still sucks. It still sucks. >> I think that is also [ __ ] insane. I.

don't have time to do that. How do you. have time to do that? How you have time. while you're running the world to be. tweeting that you don't like talk show. hosts? >> Yeah, >> that is so crazy. >> He was going after like Letterman too. for some reason. Like he posted. something about. >> because Letterman went off about him and. Letterman said it was a criminal. organization. You can't support in any. way, shape, or form the government. censoring speech because once they start. do. >> it's just like you shouldn't be on ABC. anymore. It's like don't go on AM radio. It's not worth it. Like why do you want.

to have an AM radio show? Like if. somebody offered me an AM radio show and. I'd be like, "Really? Is it a good. deal?" Yes, it's a good deal. It's a. wonderful contract. You're going to get. health care and all these benefits and. this and that, a 401k, >> but you can't say this. You can't say. that. I'd be like, "What? Why would I do. that?" Like, "This is 2025. Why would I. do that?". >> You used to want it. You used to love. it. I think that's Well, that's what. they press on the old days. But I think. the problem is. >> I was I look when I was a kid, I was. fascinated with Carson and the idea of. the Tonight Show. He got pressed a lot.

of why he didn't express his political. beliefs, right? >> And he often I mean there's a clip of. him that everyone's probably seen where. he says. >> it's a great clip. >> That's not you know that's not my job. And I don't know if he said this or I. heard this somewhere else but someone. had said something to the effect of the. job is to put America to bed at night, not give them nightmares. >> The thing is though, he existed in a. time before social media when people. hadn't lost their [ __ ] minds. And. this is the problem is that Hollywood in. particular is they are in a fever pitch.

of if we don't get our eyes our our. ideas across if we don't promote our. ideas then the other side wins. Yeah. >> And it's become this sort of. self-fulfilling prophecy on both sides. Like everyone is in this [ __ ] fever. of war of like a culture war that's it's. it's and a giant percentage of it is. being manipulated by these overseas. bots. Like I tweeted this thing I. retweeted this thing a couple of days. ago cuz I I was like people need to see.

this every time it comes across my feed. I'm just going to send it to them. what. you see when you see a bot farm. So, there's bot farms that have essentially. an unlimited number of social media. profiles and they just go after whatever. subject it is, whether it's climate. change or an election or even sports. And all they're trying to do is get. people to hate each other. And this is. this is a bot farm. And someone wrote, what is this? The see the caption says, "What?" So, this guy Andrew Fox wrote.

this. It says, "Want to know what Dave 1. 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 blah blah blah is who. you who it is you're arguing with online. most of the time. Who's liking those. pro- Hamas posts?" And it's that and. it's a Tik Tok that he. >> who's sponsoring who's funding these bot. farms. >> Many many countries are doing this. China's doing this for sure. Russia's. doing this for sure, but Iran is. probably doing this for sure. Israel's. probably doing this for sure. We're. probably doing it as well. We're doing. it to them. We're all doing it to each. other. That's 100% real. And this is. another creepy aspect of AI that was.

exposed fairly recently. Um, some. accounts got suspended because they. realized that the CCP was using chat GPT. to run these kind of bot farms. So, you. have this thing and you could tell it. how to behave and I want you to pretend. that you are an unhinged leftist that. wants to kill all white men and then get. in there and argue and then people and. then the right-wing people are like, "Oh. my god, these [ __ ] leftists want us. dead, >> right? Strap up." And then you have like. this Charlie Kirk incident and then. everybody starts to really believe it.

now like yeah they want us dead and then. you see the response and you go oh my. god people are going along with like. people are losing their morals and their. ethics and they're cheering that someone. got murdered on television because. they're all ramped up with this social. media [ __ ] and a lot of it is being. amplified by people that aren't even. real people and a lot of it is just. getting everybody in this [ __ ] fever. pitch of culture war and that's why. you're seeing these young kids cheering. ing. Did you see that TMZ clip? >> Well, I've seen a bunch of these. different clips of people like going.

off. >> Did you see the TMZ thing where they. find out that the the moment they find. people cheering in the room? I did see. that. Yeah. >> The moment they find out Charlie Kirk is. dead, >> they're clapping. >> Cheering. Um. >> he's dead and they're clapping. >> But this is not just one person. There. was a guy who was at the scene. At the. scene they got I mean they have. >> Look, I just want to I'm not pro doxing. people. I'm not pro any of this, but. this is just what's going to happen. You. know, you you cheer when a guy gets shot.

and you can see the guy who got shot. You're in the you're in the general. vicinity of this guy. So, a bullet. whizzed over your head, shot that guy in. the neck, and now you're cheering. Good. luck finding a job. >> Yeah. >> Right. And this is the reality that. we're living in, right? So, but why is a. person reacting like that? People. wouldn't have reacted like that 20 years. ago, man. It's not not a normal thing. for a 20-year-old kid to do who's in the. audience of some college thing where, you know, change my mind or whatever he. says, whatever his his slogan is. But. that was what Steven Crowder would say,

right? Change my mind. >> Yeah. I don't know what his was. I think. >> something similar. The po point is it's. like this is this is the the weird [ __ ]. that happens on social media where. people behave in this insane and vicious. way that you would never experience like. this commonly in real life. And it's. more ubiquitous online than anywhere. else in most polite social circles. But. all the same people that are in these. polite social circles with you are.

they're feeling vindicated and saying. the most evil [ __ ] [ __ ] Charlie Kirk. Rest in peace. I saw this lady who was a. NASDAQ lady. She worked at NASDAQ and. she was at a conference and she's like. we're pausing the conference to say [ __ ]. Charlie Kirk. Like this well-dressed. lady with a very highprofile job and. then it said rest in piss. Like oh my. god. Like what is that? Well, that's. social media infecting your mind and. getting you to do things and and say.

things in a way that no one would have. done 20, 30 years ago. No one. >> No way. >> No way. And so this is like all boiling. up with this Charlie this this Charlie. Kirk thing and this Jimmy Kimmel thing. They're too like the Jimmy Kimmel thing. is unfortunately what I think what he. was trying to do was just set up a joke. He was trying to knock on the the MAGA. people but also set up a joke which was.

good. It was very funny like what he. showed uh the president's response to. Charlie Kirk. >> Yeah. The new ballroom they're building. >> And he said like the fourth stage of the. fourth stage of grief is construction. >> Fantastic jokes. He also said that's not. how a grown adult reacts as the death of. his friend. It's like a four-year-old. mourns the loss of a goldfish. Very. funny. >> It's a great joke. He was trying to set. it up. >> Yeah. But. >> but he set it up in a way that like, okay, you're saying something that's. actually factually inaccurate according.

to the narrative. Now, let's be real. clear. I don't necessarily think they. know what's going on yet. There's a lot. of weird [ __ ] going on with this. >> I know. First of all, there was that one. guy who is the decoy. All right, so you. got this guy who's an older guy who. starts yelling out, didn't he take his. pants down? He took his pants down. This. guy uh was at 911. He was at the Boston. bombings. He called in a fake bomb at. another place and then he did this at.

this thing right after. So somehow or. another, this guy has the state of mind. that the moment someone gets shot, he. yells out and says, "I did it. I did. it." And takes his pants down or. something like that. I don't know. exactly what he did. Then ready for. this, he gets arrested for child porn. Right away. >> Right after this happened. >> Oh, right away. He's in jail for child. porn. Why is that? Well, now you can't. interview him. >> Right. Right. >> Right. And when because when the. internet people start going, "How do you.

how are you at all these different. things? Like what are the odds?" Like if. someone ran it through uh one of the. chat GPT [ __ ] Perplexity things, like. what are the odds that this guy would be. at all those different events and be. involved? Like zero. >> This is the guy. >> Yeah. >> I just like that the pants down part is. just insane to me. It's like, why is. your dick out? I did it. I did it. >> Listen, I'm not saying this guy isn't. insane. He's clearly insane and or not. Or he's professionally insane. >> Right.

>> That's where it gets squirly. I almost. texted you when the Charlie Kirk thing. happened because my my antennas went up. about they showed the photo of that kid. or the guy that they have the. 22-year-old Yeah. whatever. >> and I was almost going to be like, "Dude, that you think he's got the capability. to do that?". >> Yeah. Well, listen, there are people. that look like that that have the. capability to do that. Pretty accurate. >> Nope. Nope. Not hard. Not hard at all. Let me dispel that. Let me dispel that. Okay. 200 yards from a prone position. with a dead-on rifle. So, if you have a.

dead-on rifle, so you set this rifle, you set your zero to 200 yards, right? You know how far you're going to shoot. is not hard at all. >> He shot a lot. >> You don't have to shoot a lot. I could. do it tomorrow. >> If you're a f No, but you are. experienced. If it's a If it's a someone. that's never shot, could they do it? >> 100%. Not if they've never shot, they. wouldn't know where to look. They have a. hard time acquiring the the you know. like when you look through a scope like. the reticle is weird like it takes it's. sometimes you got to know the distance.

that you have to be from it to really. line it up in your sights but you could. get a guy like my friend Andy Stump who. was a a sniper in the Seals. You could. get him and he could show you how to do. it in an afternoon and then you could. hit steel at 200 yards every time you. pull the trigger. >> One day you could learn that. Wow. Yeah. Not that hard. >> Cuz it feels insane to me. I'm like, that seems tough. >> It seems tough. It seems tough. We still. haven't figured out whether or not the. gun that shot Trump had a sight on it.

cuz we weren't sure if it had a sight on. it or if this guy was using iron sights. That was 140 yards. If you shot it with. iron sights, that's a lot harder because. iron sights is you're lining up. So, you. have these two things in the back and. there's one thing at the front of the. barrel and you got to line those [ __ ]. up perfectly and that's how you stay. accurate. That is a lot harder to do. >> It's like old shotguns have those, right? >> Sure. Pistols, but you buy a Glock. That's what it comes with, >> right? >> But this this kid had a rifle with a. scope.

>> Now, here's where it gets weird. The. first images of this rifle with a scope. I swear to God, it looks like he has a. composite stock on it. Like it looks. like a like a modern 30 odd 6 rifle. So, a 30 odd six. So, that's the rifle. 30. odd six is like that looks like a very. modern looking stock. I mean, it might. not be. It might It might be just a bad. resolution. It might be wood. It's hard. to tell, but if you showed me that and. you said, "Hey, this is my cousin's.

rifle. Is this any good?" I'd be like, "Looks like a standard boltaction rifle. with like a sophisticated modern scope. on it." Sure. Now, apparently the. narrative is that this is his. grandfather's rifle from World War I and. doesn't have a serial code. >> Okay. >> Interesting. >> Okay. Why? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why are you using such an old gun? Like, that's kind of crazy. Like, is it. possible that an old gun can be that.

accurate? If you have a gunsmith and. they work on it, yeah, it's totally. possible. You have a really good. gunsmith and he sets if you if you're. like a nostalgic person, you like. driving an old car, you could bring it. to a mechanic, they could redo the. brakes. >> Sure. >> So if you got a good gunsmith and he. took a look at that and the action was. true and you know the b the the bore is. good, you know, yeah, you could. conceivably shoot with a gun for. hundreds of years, right? Guns don't. they don't necessarily go bad, >> right? They don't expire, >> right? And especially because all this. stuff like the trigger and the action.

and all that different stuff is. replaceable. So you could just like it's. comp it's compartmentalized. It's. components. That's the other thing. They. said that he took it apart and then put. it back together again. Shut the [ __ ] up. Do you know how much. time it would take to do that if you. were highly skilled. >> to disassemble a gun? >> To disassemble a rifle so that you can. get it in a backpack. And by the way, not going to fit. >> Not going to fit. And then somehow or. another reconnects it once he gets off.

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if if I take you to a long range uh. shooting range and we sit there and we. get you on a bench and you're sitting. there and you you go, "Okay, we're going. live and you flip off the safety and. then you squeeze off that trigger. You. hear boom pink." There's a there's a gap. in 200 yards between the shot going off. and the impact. There's a gap. It's like. boom tink boom tink because it's far. >> 200 yards is far. Even if that bullet is.

[ __ ] go, it still takes time to get. there. And really long shots like I know. guys who do like my buddy Justin, he. does these long range competitions where. they'll shoot out to a mile plus. They're shooting steel targets like that. big at a mile plus. And he's like, "Dude, the hang time is crazy. It's like. seconds.". >> You can hear you hear separation. It. just you're watching it through the. binoculars, too. It's like somebody else. is watching it. So, you got a guy next. to you that's a spotter.

>> and you shoot boom and he's like. hit. >> literally. It's that long. So, that the. Charlie Kirk thing seemed instant. It. was like boom, he's he was down. >> Instant. >> Boom. >> So, you think it was closer? It could. have been closer or it could be the echo. from that gun by the time the sound gets. to you. The bullet get because it takes. longer for sound to get there, right? Cuz these bullets are supersonic.

>> So the bullet will actually get there. before the sound gets there. >> So that's something to take into. consideration. >> God, it's a trip. So it probably cancel. Now that I'm thinking of myself, I'm. like, "Well, that's a dumb like I had a. dumb point. >> The the bullet is actually faster than. sound.". >> Faster than sound. >> But I don't I don't buy the assembly. reassembly. I do not buy that. They said. he had a screwdriver up there. [ __ ]. yourself. >> A screwdriver. >> Yeah, you need more than a screwdriver. You need multiple tools, okay? You need. Allen wrenches. You need like specific.

gunsmith tools. >> It's complicated. Oh, I've got a video. I've got a video of a guy breaking down. a mouser. And so this mouser is the same. exact gun that supposedly this dude had. in his grandpa had in World War I. So. this guy breaks down this mouser and. here it goes. Let me. >> What's the fastest amount of time you. can do that? >> Many seconds. This guy's very good. Very. good. So this this guy who's doing it is.

clearly got military experience or gun. experience. I don't I don't remember, but we'll we'll see when we watch the. video. But this guy knows what the [ __ ]. he's doing. And it would take me a lot. longer than it took him. >> And that kid, it would take up forever. >> Unless this kid has secretly been. training like John Wick for the past 6. months. Unless. >> So watch this guy break this down. >> It takes two different tools to take it. apart. Takes a Torx key and an Allen. key. Now, if I take a shot and. immediately disassemble this, I have to.

remove the bolt, remove the magazine, grab my Allen key, hit the two bolts on. the bottom, put those away in the Allen. key, grab my Torx key, remove the scope, put everything in the backpack, make. sure I have everything, and make my way. downtown, okay? Which is going to take a. lot longer for him than it is for me, especially because his fine-tuned motor. function, something as simple as. grabbing an Allen key to a little bolt, is going to be extremely impaired due to. a dump of adrenaline throughout his. bloodstream, an extreme elevated heart. rate, is going to make these fine-tuned. skills extremely difficult. I mean, just. for him to think and analyze of what. needs to be done to disassemble this.

rifle and get away would be difficult. And we're not even going to touch the. topic of him assembling the rifle on top. of the roof. >> So, the people that are listening to. this, just listening, he is at 38. seconds right now. And all he's got he's. got the barrel um away from the stock. He's removing the scope from the barrel. and he's only right now he's 47 seconds. and he's struggling and he's totally. calm. Yeah. And he didn't just shoot a. guy, right? And and then he's supposed. to get it in that stupid [ __ ]. backpack. It's literally it makes no.

sense. >> And the elevator music wasn't a nice. touch, by the way. >> So, this is this is just a narrative, right? We watch a guy jump off the roof. and then we we supposedly find this. rifle. So, if you can have a guy that's. in the audience that's yelling, "I shot. him, now shoot me. I shot him, now shoot. me." And then that guy gets arrested for. child porn charges. Like, he's like, "What is what is going on here?" And. then you find this rifle and then you. say, "Oh, he assembled it and he. reassembled it." Like,

>> okay, >> a if I I wish I was a cop, I'd sit in. the room like, "This story is horshit.". Like, none of these none of these things. make any sense to me. Like you're. telling me that this kid who's not. military trained, this guy, first of. all, how did he get to the roof? How. come nobody was looking? How come nobody. was like there's a direct line of sight. between where he's sitting and those. roofs? You guys didn't check. You don't. have a drone. Like that's insane. So he's on the roof. He shoots. He jumps. from the roof. He jumps down 14 feet.

>> Yeah, we saw they had Didn't they have. video of him jump? Somebody had a cell. phone video of him jumping. >> There's a video of him jumping. So this. guy, whoever it is, jumps off of the. roof and lands on whether or not he's. even the guy who shot him. >> Maybe he thought he was going to shoot. him. Maybe he's a pathy. Maybe he did. it. >> I feel like he's a plant. Did you see. the video? Did you see the the person. doing the investigating on his mom's. Facebook? >> No. >> You haven't seen this? Have you seen. that, Jamie? >> Some dude online. >> His mom's got a weird Facebook coffee. >> Very trippy. It doesn't make any sense.

Like the more they keep looking into it, the more they're like, "This doesn't. feel like a real. >> it feels super fabricated.". >> But here's the thing. Just like I was. talking about when people are arguing on. social media, it's all a part of the. plan. If you want things to become. >> Oh, I wanted it so bad. Buckets buckets. If if you want people to to lose all. faith that anyone is going to solve. anything, you add a bunch of if you're. going to kill a guy, you add a bunch of. other wacky [ __ ] that doesn't make any.

sense and you spam it out there at the. same time. You leave a gun that didn't. do it. >> out in the woods. You do a bunch of [ __ ]. like that. >> You have an old man put his dick out and. yell, "I did it. I did it. I did it.". >> Yeah. You get some kid who has a. boyfriend who's a furry. >> and you uh you talk to him on Discord. I. think he's a furry. >> I don't want to disrespect. >> I don't know if that's a real his. boyfriend's definitely a guy who became. a girl. >> And wears furry stuff. >> I think they do furry sex. They I think. or furry games. Excuse me. My apologies.

I don't want to disrespect the furry sex. game community. Bro, shout out to the. fairies. Cuz me and Duncan Trussell, we. did a podcast once with the mascot. outfits. Yeah. And we took the masks off. after like five minutes. We're like, "Bro, shout out to the fairies." Like, "This is [ __ ] hard. It's tired." We. had this big You have this big chipmunk. head on all day. They're heavy. You're. hot in there. We couldn't breathe. Like, oh, dude. We took it off and we're like, "Shout out to the fries cuz these guys. are out there rocking that all day.

long." Like, that is a commitment to. being weird. >> I don't I just don't know. I just don't. Something doesn't add up about that. >> Something doesn't add up. >> It feels weird. >> The whole thing feels weird. >> Between that, this was my story. Between. that. 911, Charlie Kirk Kimmel. >> Yeah. >> I was on the phone with my agent. I was. like, "Good time for me to put out a. [ __ ] special. This is the [ __ ]. worst." Like the worst week. >> It's not though. It's a good time. You. want to get away? >> It's just so stupid to think though that. I was like, "Oh, this is But this is the.

world we live in. If someone is I said. if you're waiting for a gap for like a. good time. >> it doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. >> You just have to just. >> you just have to keep going because that. way of thinking that there's a gap like. there's a season. This is summer. springtime. It's pilot season. >> All that shit's gone. >> Pilot season doesn't exist anymore. >> That was the [ __ ] everybody would. structure their year around pilot. season. >> Going back to LA. >> Yes. It was huge. All my friends from. New York would all come out to LA. It. was a great time at the store. Pilot.

season. Look, everybody's here. It was great. >> People came from New York and they stay. for a month and you're like, "Oh, I see. these guys." Yeah, >> it was great. Pilot season was great. It. doesn't exist anymore. >> Well, it can't, right? There's no. >> There's no shows, >> right? And it doesn't matter anymore now. because what Apple's investment has. done, what Netflix has done, what all. these streaming services have done, >> what YouTube has done. >> YouTube, they basically been like, "We'll we'll just dictate how the shows. exist.". >> Well, they didn't even say that. They. just put out content that you can get. instantaneously. >> and they just put out so much of it that.

they drown the other people without even. talking about them. >> Yeah. >> They didn't even have to bring them up. >> Well, that's why those numbers I mean, you know, that's why the numbers for for. TV is so weird and low cuz young people. are like, "Well, I'll just watch it on. my phone.". >> Yes. >> I'm not I don't want to watch that. >> So, going back to this Jimmy Kimmel. thing, there's a lot going on with this. >> Do you know him, by the way, or. >> he's a good guy. Jimmy's a good guy. He's a smart guy. He's a funny guy. He. was always very funny on when when you. know he did that [ __ ] Windy City Heat. thing. >> I love that.

>> Such a good movie. >> I think he tried to distance himself. from that big like very very successful. because it's a 25-y year prank. >> What's his name? Perry Phil. >> Yeah, let's not mention him. >> Okay, >> let's cuz he's pretentious. Let's just. have people go find it when he when he's. in the heat. But you see that and you. go, "Oh, that's the same guy." Like, yeah. Well, one thing that does happen. to guys as they get older is um you know. they soften their ways and they change.

who they are and they change how they. interface with the world and you know. and then if you're in Hollywood you're. also addicted to an ideology and it. depends on what kind of style you have. So if you have a a a a funny mocking. style that is like satirical that's. always making fun of things tongue and. cheek like Nor McDonald perfect example. Norm McDonald even if he's making fun of. you is not going to piss you off to the. point where you tweet about him. >> because if you do he kind of won he kind.

of got you. You know what I mean? >> So it's like Kimble has this sort of uh. go [ __ ] yourself style. Look, it's kind. of ironically he celebrated and in his. monologue when Tucker Carlson got fired. >> It's kind of a problem. Yeah. >> And it's also kind of a problem that he. in his monologue talked about how it was. the right thing to fire Roseanne. >> Yeah, I remember that. >> Little bit of a problem. >> Yeah. >> Little bit of a problem. also a problem.

that he thought the unvaccinated. He. made a joke about the unvaccinated. people shouldn't get hospital care if. there's people who are vaccinated that. need that room. It's I think the joke. was oh vaccinated person who's had a. heart attack come right in here sir. Unvaxed person who gobbled horse goo. rest in peace wheezy. Like that was the. joke. >> Like I'm unvaccinated. And I was like. that's kind of a [ __ ] up joke but I'm. not mad at him. It's a joke. >> It's just a joke.

>> It's a joke. >> But it's like. those things weren't a problem. But this. one thing where he said it was a low. point. >> What did he say? >> I don't I want to be real clear. Let's. Let's like pull up his actual quote. because what he said was not bad. It. wasn't accurate though. But it wasn't. bad. He was just trying to set up this. joke of Trump. >> which was good. >> It was a great joke. >> It was very funny. >> But the setup was a little wonky. Yeah, I do remember listening to. >> it's also like it's like a.

it's the problem with doing it that way. on Monday. >> is that by Sunday night they already. knew that this guy his family had been. saying that again I don't even know if. he really did it. >> but this person who they're talking. about. >> who they the plant. >> this person who they're talking about. whether or not he did it or he didn't do. it well the FBI is now investigating. deeply and further by the way. >> yeah we'll find out. >> so Cash Mattel did say that. >> um whatever that means Right. But so. here it is what he actually says.

Here's the actual the actual. >> some new lows over the weekend with the. MAGA gang desperately trying to. characterize this kid who murdered. Charlie Kirk as anything other than one. of them and doing everything they can to. score political points from it in. between the fingerpoint. >> Okay, stop right there. >> Yeah, that was it's a weird phrasing. when he goes they're trying to pin it as. anybody but them. >> Yeah, >> asserting that he was a MAGA. Well, this. is the thing. In the beginning, people. thought he was. So, the first reports. were that he was a hardcore right-wing.

guy. Uh that he was a registered. Republican, which he may or may not be. Sometimes people go back and forth, you. know. >> Um and then the other thing was that he. was a groper. So, he was a a Nick. Fuentes fan. That was some other stuff. that was going around. >> What's groper? >> We'll get into that in a bit. Okay. Hold. please. >> Yeah. Um, then it came out that no, his. father is a law enforcement guy. >> I don't think that's true. >> That's not true. >> I think that's what that was part of the. story, but I think later found out that. wasn't true. Also,

>> um, what's true? >> Family some family members by Sunday, the Utah governor was saying that family. members were reporting that this young. man had been uh, wrapped up in some very. hardcore leftist ideology. So, this had. already been released on Sunday. So on. Monday, if Kimmel had just said, you. know, it was a tragic thing that uh. Charlie Kirk died uh and uh let's see. what the president thinks about it. Goes. right to him and like what the fourth.

stage of grief. It's a great joke. The whole thing was. great, but it the the problem is we had. already known by then again at least the. the narrative is that this kid is not a. a MAGA person, right? >> The narrative by Sunday night, so a day. before by Sunday night it was this kid. was really wrapped up in some hardcore. leftist Antifa ideologies.

Listen, here's the other reality. If. you're 20, you're dumb as [ __ ] And. people can get you to be a Nazi. They. can they can get you to be be a Muslim. They can get you to be a Mormon. They. can get you to be a Scientologist. They. can get you to be anything. >> When when people are young and they. don't have any friends and their parents. suck, you can indoctrinate them. You. know, >> when I was doing martial arts when I was. a kid, I was basically in a cult. >> I was just in a cult of how to [ __ ]. people up. But everybody bowed to. everybody. It was bananas. You have to.

call everyone sir and mister. It's kind. of very cultlike. It's very disciplined. It creates a great structure. It was. good for me growing up, >> but at the end of the day, it's kind of. a cult-like. We're just lucky they. didn't take advantage of us, >> right? They you didn't they make you. stay after and do other [ __ ]. >> 20-year-olds are dumb, dude. It's like. we have to have a little bit more grace. for people like across the Not for. obviously not for ones who actually. shoot Charlie Kirk, but. >> the problem is everybody because they're. online all the time genuinely believes. that there's this crazy culture war that.

we have to stand up and fight against. I. was telling you about that guy that was. saying that you have to be like Neil for. the Matrix now. He's your calling. I'm. like, will you [ __ ] settle down? >> Yeah, slow down, dude. >> Settle down. >> Just get your matcha and chill out. >> Also, it's like the last thing the left. wants is an actual fight with the right. They are so much more armed. >> I was just going to say, who do you. think has all the guns? >> Who do you think is former military? Who. do you think is law enforce? You think. there's a lot of lefty law enforcement. people out there? Are you [ __ ] crazy? Yeah, it's a bad it's a bad but this is.

the thing I think what you said the bot. farming the. >> they're plotting really hard for us to. hate each other as much as we possibly. can and so but what is. >> you can't give into that. >> what's the overarching thing that's the. older I get the more I'm like what is. really [ __ ] going on. >> that's a big part of it you can't let. that happen folks you can't let that. happen and this is something that I've. been saying for a long time pretend I. didn't say it pretend somebody else said. it if you don't like me. >> you don't like we have to be a community. this is the United States of America. we're supposed to a country like we can.

have differences of opinions like when. we're in the mothership green room I my. politics are so different than Ron. Whites and Ron Whites are so different. than Brian Simpsons and Assan somewhere. in the middle his is different and. Tony's Tony's Tony he's got his like. we're all sitting here having. conversations about things but we're. never like hey [ __ ] you you [ __ ]. fascist you don't know [ __ ] like we're. not calling people names we'll disagree. on what happens if you like I think you. need a social safety net. And there's a.

lot of people who don't think that, but. when I was a kid, my family was on. welfare. We were poor. Like, it helps. you. It helps people eat, man. Like, this this you're talking literally about. people that could go hungry in the. United States of America, which is step. one to fix, >> right? >> Like, it doesn't mean that you're going. to divide everybody's money amongst. everybody else and it's going to be No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got to have. some social safety net. You have to have. food. You have to have housing. You. should have education. All of it should. be free. College level education. Why.

the [ __ ] do you go broke getting. educated? Do we not want people to make. If we're gonna subsidize anything in. this country, wouldn't we subsidize. education? No. We're going to subsidize. corn. We need more corn syrup. We need. more people getting fat and stupid. It's. crazy that there's push back against. that. It doesn't mean that you think. equal outcomes should exist. No. Hard. work is real. Discipline is real. It's. important. You want to have a good life, you got to go after something. You don't. have a quality of outcome because you. don't have a quality of effort. It's.

that simple. It really is. >> And some people need a little extra. help. I think the the more and the look. and this is me saying something about. you knowing you as long as I've known. you the you're you're someone that's. very generous and you've always been. very generous and you kind of instilled. that in the community. So, a lot of. people learn through you that like, hey. man, if you get more, you should. probably want to give a little bit more. You should give more because it feels. nice and it doesn't feel bad to you at. all. >> Right. And it doesn't affect you. You. said that one time. I don't know who was.

saying that. You were like, "What do you. leave for a tip?" And someone said. something whatever the number was. I'm. not going to call. And then you go, "Why? That's nothing." If you left a. little bit more, you wouldn't even know. the difference. You said, "Leave that. You won't even know the difference." And. they're like, "Well, I don't." And. you're like, "You won't even know it's. gone because you're doing well. Someone. else you can lift up just a little bit. more.". >> You give them a love bomb. >> Yeah, dude. It's just a bomb. Just a. love bomb. Give a little bit more. I'd. love tipping because when you you like. if I'm in Europe, it kind of bums me out. because nobody wants tips or they don't. have. >> so crazy. >> It's a weird system because this system.

is flawed as it is because I do think. that people should be paid a living. wage. I don't think you should have to. rely on the benefit the the generosity. of other people that you're serving. That's kind of crazy, too. >> Yeah, >> because not everybody is like me. A lot. of people are [ __ ] really stingy, man. I know some people that really suck. at tipping. It's gross. >> Call them out. Here we go. Here's the. list. >> Let's not do it. But the point is it's. like when you do, if you can do it, like. if you can live, if you're supposed to. leave 10 bucks and you leave a hundred,

>> like you know how good that feels to. that person. They just like you gave. them a little love bomb. And if you've. got some money in the bank, do you know. that a $100 is missing? No. You don't. know it. You have no idea, right? >> You drop aund in that [ __ ] Starbucks. bowl. Who gives a [ __ ] Let's move on. Oh, we're going to the we're going to. the airport. >> There's a lot of people listening that's. like, I'm not doing that. >> You don't have to do that. But whatever. you can do that doesn't affect you. Look, if you're getting by and you're. struggling, I get it, man. I'm That's. not what I'm talking about. I'm talking.

about once you're not giving people a. little is good. It feels good. It's. nice. >> And I think that carries through. I. think people start to see it as a cool. thing to do. So then it carries on, right? Being nice is cool. And it's the. other thing is it's like you don't. realize how much it benefits you. Like. it makes you feel good too. Yeah. >> It makes you feel good. >> Oh, I love it. It's a universal thing. It like it feeds it. It feeds. >> Yes. >> I'm going to say this one thing about. the camel thing and then I'm done. because I didn't finish kind of my. thought before. But I like Jimmy. I.

texted him just to check in with him cuz. I I I've always liked him. He's always. been pretty cool to me. Also, my buddy. was like, "How crazy you're like one of. the last guests on Kimmel." I did it. like a week before he got dropped. I was. like, "Oh, that'll be cool. Well, that'll [ __ ] end end my career of. late night with his canceled show. But I. I like the dude a lot. And I think my. beef with that world is I think they got. so political and they had to ground. themselves in it so much that it took. away from how fun those shows could be. >> Yeah. >> So that's my biggest problem with all of.

them. And it's not necessarily Jimmy's. fault. It's not any of the coar. It's. kind of that's just the system that. started to take place. >> It's everybody's fault. It's the. president's fault, too, because he's. doing it back and forth with them. >> But meanwhile, he got together and had. dinner with Bill Maher, who's been. talking [ __ ] about him for decades. And. apparently Bill Maher liked them. >> They like each other now. Do you know. how crazy that is? That what works at. the comedy store also works at the White. House. Just talk to him. Like, how many. times do you have like a little beef. with a comedian, you get in front of. them, and you have a conversation with. him, and then 20 minutes later, Mark.

Meron, 20 minutes later, you're hugging. each other, >> right? Because most people in person are. cool, >> but you get lost in whatever the [ __ ] is. in your head. You're arguing with. yourself. And with Trump, it's all about. disrespect. You know, if he feels. disrespect, if he could turn those guys. all into fans of his, we might save the. world from a war. >> And I'm not kidding. And it's like, well, a person like that shouldn't be. present. >> You're right. >> But also, no one should be president.

because everybody has a little of that. guy in them, which is what drives you. the most nuts. Everybody has a little of. that. [ __ ] you. Even though I'm a. president, I'm going to call some girl I. slept with horseface. I'm gonna call Kim. Jong-un rocket man. >> Little Rocket Man. There's no one should. do that [ __ ] job. Understand? It's. crazy. It's as crazy as wanting to be on. late night TV. It's antiquated. It. doesn't make any sense anymore. It was a. good job when there was like 150. different [ __ ] cities and it was.

like, you know, a million people in the. whole country and you can kind of like. keep it together. We're at 330 plus who. knows how many people snuck in during. the last four years. >> How many terrorist cells and how many. [ __ ] things ready to spring to trick. you into adopting some sort of a digital. ID? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's wild. At the same time, they're making so much AI that they're. not even going to be able to power it. The the grid's not going to be able to. handle it. If we're going to really.

compete in the AI race, we have to. substantially improve the power grid and. power output. >> How do we do that? >> The [ __ ]. >> You're asking the wrong guy. >> But I know I read Brian Simpson sent me. this today. I'll send it to you, Jamie. But I was looking at this. I was like, Jesus Christ. This is one of those. things where you like every time I. started to think well well if we take. care of all oh this too. >> this too. >> I saw this thing Japan has these kinetic. energy sidewalks and it's uh because of.

the foot traffic and so that kinetic. energy transfers into stored energy. >> We're going to need nuclear dude and. we're going to need a lot of it. There's. a they're doing a uh a Google AI and. this Google AI they're connecting to the. construction of three different nuclear. power plants. >> Three. Yeah. Big. >> You have to power the new god. >> Santino. You got to power the new god. The new god requires a lot of. electricity.

>> Yeah. God. He's hungry. He needs energy. >> What? Now this may or may not be true. because this is someone whiz of what is. it? Whiz of da whiz whizoi. Whizi on. whiz of AI of Oh Jesus Christ. >> Oh my god. I'm [ __ ] Is this AI. then? >> Um it might be AI tricking us with a. story about AI. >> That White House tech meeting wasn't. about AI. Apple, Nvidia, Meta came for. one reason to secure electricity before. it runs out. The real agenda, a $500.

billion electricity crisis that could. shut down AI development. Here's what. they're not telling you. >> Click on that. >> I love the Zuckerberg photo they put up. there that they used. >> Uh, every major tech CEO at the summit. shared the same fear. We don't have. enough power for AI. Not enough to run. trillion parameter models. Not enough to. power hyperscale data centers. Not. enough to meet the chip demand that. doubles every 9 months. Dude, doubles. >> Jesus. The media spun it as historic. pledges for AI innovation, but behind.

closed doors, the conversation was. blunt. This might be just like a article. they write about behind closed doors of. the mothership. Behind closed doors, the. mothership, they're handing out Nazi. paraphernalia and see island each other. >> Most shocking deal so far. Microsoft. just locked up all in all caps all of. the three mile island nuclear output. 837 megawws, 20-year contract. Plant. won't even restart until 2028. First of. all, Three-Mile Island is the place that. melted down in like the 70s. Do you.

remember that? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. What's that spot? Is that spot. good? Is it good now? Like you guys had. a meltdown there just 30 years ago, >> right? How's that real estate? >> Oh, like how many years ago was it? I. think it was 50. Was it 50 years ago? >> I just Googled on my phone the NPR. article that says 3M Island Nuclear. Plant will reopen Microsoft data. centers. >> Microsoft owns it now. Good. It's fine. >> Don't worry about it. We covered it in. Bill Gates's appeal. That stuff that.

they put around avocados. >> What is that [ __ ]. >> I don't know. You tell me. It helps. things stay fresh. >> Stay fresh longer. Wait, go back to the. other slide though. What did that say? The last thing said Microsoft already. owns every future electron it will. produce. >> They pre-bought. We bought all that. [ __ ]. >> They bought the whole power plant. >> It's like a rapper. >> But this is the thing. I think you have. to do that. This is just Microsoft's. solution to it. Jamie, could you please. uh Google uh Google what Google's AI is. uh going to need and the amount of uh.

power plants that it's dedicating to. this AI thing that it's doing. >> And this is again not quantum. So. quantum computing is a completely. different level. You have to you have to. cool things down. The entire is like. this enormous machine that's entire. the the whole purpose of all this stuff. and these tubes and [ __ ] is to get this. chip so [ __ ] cold it's like it's in. space. >> It has to be like space cold like.

>> it runs better when it's freezing. >> The only way it works, >> right? >> I don't understand it. >> God, I hate that [ __ ]. >> Do you want to know how strong it is? You ready for this? Yeah. This is what. Mark Andre said. Quantum computing can. take a like an equation that this is. Mark Andre's words that if you converted. the entire universe every atom in the. entire universe into a supercomput. the universe would die of heat death. before it solved this equation and the.

quantum computer solved it in minutes. In minutes. Like in the time it takes. you to take a [ __ ] while you're looking. at Instagram. Mhm. >> It figured out something that would take. the entire universe until it dies of. heat death. If you took every atom of. the universe and converted it into a. supercomput, the biggest [ __ ] super. computer, it would still it's so complex. that the universe would run out of time. >> Oh my god. >> And this quantum computer did it in. minutes. And they're speculating like.

how could it do it? And one of the main. points of speculation is that it's proof. of the multiverse. And so they they're b. you know they have to explore every. single possible idea and one of the most. fantastical is that this is evidence. that not only is this quantum computer. able to harness impossible amounts of. computational power but then it shares. it with an infinite number of these. quantum computers that are in other. direction or other dimensions rather.

And so they're all simultaneously. working on this project together and. they come up with a solution within. minutes. >> So it's far more intelligent than the. entire universe. If the universe was a supercomput and. it's in a room somewhere in Dallas, it's. down the street. Jack Carr writes about. it in one of his books in the. terminalist books. and you know and he he kind of really um.

investigated extensively whether or not. this kind of thing is possible. It. really is. It's not just possible. They're they're demonstrating. So what. we know about it like as far as like. press releases, conversations about it. It's very public, but we don't know like. what it's doing right now. >> What is it doing right now? You think. they're going to tell us what is today? September 22nd. Is that what it is? Yeah. September 22nd, 2025. Are they. gonna tell us what it's doing right now? May maybe it's like writing a new Bible,

>> you know? >> Yeah. It's owned Bible. >> Maybe it's like I'm coming back. Maybe. it's God. Like this is how God comes. back. He comes back through a super. computer. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That's a trip, dude. Well, >> it's not just a trip. It's plausible. >> Yeah. No, it's probably happening right. now. >> I know I've been hit in the head a bunch. of times and I smoke a lot of weed. I'm. half [ __ ] but I might be right. about this. >> You might be right about this. >> I think we're making a god. >> We're creating a new god. >> Yeah, we're creating a new god. >> Or or.

>> and that's why these [ __ ] arguments. that people are having about Jimmy. Kimmel are so [ __ ] stupid. You're in. the middle of one of the craziest things. that's ever happened to the human race. And you've got a feud between the. president and a talk show host. And the talk show host like he's getting. We don't Here's the thing about this. whole deal that's going on. We because. we started talking about it, but we. don't know if it affect We don't know if.

there was a conversation where someone. said, "Hey, if you get rid of this guy, I'll help this thing get across because. the deal it looks like the deal was you. it was a like a a thing where you could. only have certain amount of stations. otherwise you'd have some sort of a. monopoly and they're going to change the. rule. Is that correct?" Star, what's the. name of the company again? Star. >> Nextar. >> Nextar. >> Yeah, there's a FCC. I think it's an FCC. rule. Either way, it's a rule that the. FCC had talked about changing that you. can't have over x like 34%. >> They were they were going to have the.

conversation to start it to see if this. was possible to let you have more than a. certain percentage. >> And this is for TV stations, right? >> Yeah. Cuz they they own 192. Is that. that's the number? It's something. [ __ ]. >> This motherfucker's out here buying AM. radio stations. Okay. If I was if I was. n if I was Nancy Boszi, I'd start. betting against him like what are you. you're going into TV today. >> today. >> and you're you're going into TV and to. get your deal to go through. You're. going to expose the flaws of being on TV.

publicly to the world where you're going. to get a guy removed. >> to help your deal grease through. You're. literally going to poison your own. business because people are going to. start questioning how does it why do you. not why do you need a licensed Why does. the FCC like this is what you're really. concerned about? Like who is there some. shenan can I see some emails? >> Was did you guys have dinner together? Like can I see some [ __ ] metadata of. where the cell phones were 3 days before.

this decision was reached. So it's you. don't know. And then you've got Jimmy. Kimmel who's like a feisty dude and he's. like, "Hey, [ __ ] you." And if you're the. guy who could say, "Hey, [ __ ] you." to. the president. He apparently didn't want. to back down. And not only did he not. want to back down and he kind of ramped. it up and so on Tuesday he went at him. again. Yeah. >> And he kind of talked about it and then. they pulled the plug on it. >> So like there's a lot of factors there. You could say that maybe they thought. that in this incredibly trying time.

after the murder of a political guy who. is very controversial, >> like maybe we should take the. temperature down a notch as a country, you know. But you just said it. They. expose themselves though by doing that. Now you open up a weird Pandora's box of. people. >> They didn't play it out. They didn't. play it out. You have to play 4D chess. with that [ __ ] because like you have a. If I was working for them, I would say. hold on. You have a very very vulnerable. business. This business is kind of. nonsense. >> Anybody can anybody can make a channel.

and just throw it up on YouTube. Anybody. can make a website on Squarespace and. stream video. Like what are you doing? And we're doing it. They're they're. happening right now more and more and. more. And also the numbers were they. started to expose the numbers. >> It's supposed to do with the it's. because it's the radio spectrum and that. has to stay up for like emergency. purposes just like gets way into the. weeds with this. But that's why. that's why so like the power went out. YouTube would be gone still exists. >> That's interesting. So you need some.

kind of a way to get signals across. But. but guess what kids? If the power goes. out that's your last concern. >> See you later. The last concern is how. many bullets does Bobby have? Can I borrow some bullets from Bobby? We. got to go shoot squirrels to stay alive. There's no more squirrels. We shot all. the squirrels. We have to move to where. the animals live. Cuz you think you live. around animals, but you live around a. relative number of animals for an urban. or suburban environment. Once people.

start shooting the pigeons, they go away. real quick. Mhm. The passenger pigeon. used to be one of the most populated. birds on this country and they're. extinct now. The passenger pigeons were. so numerous that they would fly. overhead, they would block out the sky. >> You wouldn't be able to see. Yeah. There. was millions. Millions of them. Like a. cloud. >> A cloud of passenger pigeons that would. fly over cities and just block out the. sky. >> Died out because of food. Because of. what? Necessity. >> We killed them. We killed them all. >> We killed them all. >> Kill them all. >> We killed them all. probably caught them.

with nets. I don't know. We did. >> throwing nets in the sky. >> We did it, >> but we killed them. Yeah. So, it's like. the animals that we have around us. Like, if you say, "Oh, I live in the. suburbs. I'm fine." No, no, no, no, no, >> no. You're fine for a week. You're. You're going to be shooting deer out. there for a week. Like, no. They're. going to go away. You're not going to. have any more deer. You're going to have. to live way away from people where. there's a good population of animals, a. sustainable population. And then they. might figure out that that's where you.

live. And they might not visit that spot. anymore. And they can realize they can. just go 30 miles left, which is, you. know, what evolution is all about. And. then you got to realize like, oh, that's. why the Native Americans were nomadic. [ __ ] So this beautiful log cabin you. built, you got to leave it behind and. you got to go chase around these [ __ ]. mule deers cuz it's the only way you're. going to stay alive. And you got to. sleep on the dirt with some stupid. rolled up mattress that you carry around. on your back, right? >> Yeah. That's what you have to do. And. that's how you have to live, >> right? On the go. Food. >> And if you don't do that, you'll die.

That's it. So all this nonsense about. the FCC, you could suck my dick. That is. such a small problem. It's such a small. problem. But yeah, man, I'm not in favor. of uh silencing talk show hosts. It just. But also, as a talk show host, you. should be accurate, you know. And again, I don't know if the narrative that the. governor of Utah was saying is correct. I don't know if that's even the kid that. did it. Things change, man. You like.

people for the longest time thought Lee. Harvey Oswald acted alone because the. government told you that, >> right? >> It wasn't until Dick Gregory came on the. Heraldo Rivera show that people started. to question that. And that was. how many years later was that? No, I think it was like eight. Let's see. It was 63. It might have been nine. It might have. been like nine years later. >> 75.

>> 75. >> Wow. >> 12. >> 12 years after the murder. >> Finally. >> Crazy. So, 12 years after the murder, people watch the Pru film. And in this. Zruder film, you clearly see him grab. his neck like he got shot from the. front. And then you see his head go back. into the left when he gets hit with a. head shot. >> Back into the left. >> So that alone made everybody go, "Hold. the [ __ ] on.". >> Yeah. >> And then they started looking into the. conspiracy around the bullet.

>> So they they had said that there was. three shots had rung out. >> and that he had hit Governor Connelly. He had and the president had been hit. twice. The problem with that narrative. was there was an underpass and a. ricochet from the underpass where a. bullet hit one of those little. curbstones and hit a dude and [ __ ] him. up and he had to go to the hospital. They documented that it became a on on. record that this guy was hit with a. ricochet. And so now you got a problem. cuz you have two bullets that have to.

have all these wounds. >> One of them is going to be the head shot. and then you got this other one that. causes three [ __ ] holes in two. different people. It's a lot of. ricocheting, dude. It's a lot of lot of. work for one bullet. >> You've got to find the bullet in perfect. condition on the gurnie where they're. bringing Lee Harvey Oswald's body in, which doesn't make any sense. Like, how. is it even there? Oh, he just happened. to go collect it after he shot him in. the head. Then he put it in his pocket. and then he just when then they killed. him, they dropped it off. Like, what are. you talking about? It doesn't make any.

sense. >> Doesn't make sense. >> Oh, excuse me. It was Conny's body. That's what it was. It was an aurnney. for Conny's body. But either way, like, shut the [ __ ] up. How's that bullet. getting on the gurnie? And how's it in. perfect? It just fell out of him. Clink. Oh, look. It's right there. >> Look. And it looks like it's been shot. through pillows. Have you ever seen the. magic bullet? >> Uh-uh. >> Take a look at it. Jamie, show this. [ __ ] what how the government was. lying to people in 1963. >> But if you could call them out, they go, "Okay, fine. Whatever.". >> They don't care. No one cares because. nothing happened. It's 2025. I'll show.

you some [ __ ] in 1963 that's 100%. [ __ ] Yeah. >> 100% [ __ ]. >> Even when they admit it though, right? What is this? Didn't we just have a. military plane shoot a UFO? Right. Didn't we just have this? >> Yes. With a hellfire missile. >> It's so bounced right off. >> Bounced off of it. Why shoot at UFOs? So, look at that. That's the bullet. >> Oh, wow. >> That's the bullet that supposedly is. carved out of wood. >> It's It's the perfect bullet. It's so. dumb. And I've had arguments with. people. Well, it's actually not. It's. misshapen. I'm like, how many bullets. have you shot, [ __ ] How many [ __ ].

things have you shot with a bullet and. taking a look at it? I bet I've shot a. lot more than you. And I'll tell you. what, when bullets hit things, they. distort. >> Yeah, they don't look like that. >> They don't look like that. And they. definitely don't leave more fragments in. Governor Conny's body than we're missing. from the actual bullet itself. >> That that the idea of that ricochet. moving through. >> Come on. >> Shut the [ __ ] up. Shut up. >> Shut the [ __ ] up. But bullets do do. weird things. >> They do. But that is insane. >> Yeah, that's kooky. >> People taking a left turn. The only.

reason why they had to come up with that. kooky reason is cuz the guy in the. underpass cuz in the time it took for. the limousine to pass through and have. you ever been to that area? >> Oh yeah. >> It's cool. De Plaza is weird. >> Like you're there you're like whoa. And. it's little. >> Yeah. It's tinier than you think. On TV. it looks so big. When you saw the. footage of it. >> and then when you see uh. >> the distance too that was the first. thing I said. >> Chris Okconor I go. >> easy shot. >> It's easy shot. >> Yeah. people that's saying, "Oh, he. could have never made that shot." Yeah,

you could. >> That wasn't that far at all. >> I Anybody saying that you couldn't make. that shot, I could get my friend Andy. My friend Andy works with you for a. week. You can make that shot 100%. 100%. As far as you skeptics, >> it's not that hard. >> I could do it. >> I can make that shot easy. >> But it's a tr it's a it is really. condensed how quick you get to that. turn. Like it's faster than. >> It's faster, but the the car is not. going fast. And he's got a scope on the. rifle. And he's got a rifle that was. substantially newer than the one that. this guy just killed Charlie Kirk with.

allegedly. >> Yeah, cuz that was a World War I. Is. that what they say? >> Yeah. >> Well, that I think were they His was. a Carano, right? Is that what it was? The Lee Harvey Oswald one. And this one. supposedly is a Mouser. Is it the same? That might be the same thing. >> There it is. >> Is it the same gun? >> They don't look like the same gun. No, but that's just a different stock. And. so what was the name of the gun that Lee. Harvey Oswald supposedly shot JFK with?

This is the other thing. The Lee Harvey. Oswald thing. This is the one of the. things that the uh the doubters of. whether or not he could make that shot. always say like the scope was off. >> A Carano. Okay. It's a Carcano. >> And then this kid, it was a mouser. Correct. >> All right. So, it's a different rifle. But the the point is like the mouser. that this kid had is substantially older. than the rifle that in 1963 shot JFK. That's kind of kooky. >> when a good hunting rifle. First of all,

everybody's uncle has one. It's like how. many. >> at least one. >> There's so many hunting rifles out. there. People you can get a hunting. rifle. It's not a hard rifle to get. It's one of the most common rifles that. people possess because there's a lot of. people that, you know, they don't want. to go to the range and but they do go. deer hunting every couple of years, so. they have a 30 odd six. That's a regular. normal deer hunting round, >> right? >> Maybe one of the most common, huh? You. see those all the time. >> Super common. If you get meattheady, you. get to like 300 win mag, you start.

picking up the pace. >> Yeah. >> Then you start Yeah. You start jogging a. little bit. >> Moose hunters. Moose hunters want a. heavier round. >> Big. >> They want a big round. Moose Hunter is. like a 300 win mag. A good one. I have I. shot a moose. >> Yeah. How much they weigh? >> Oh, it was a big [ __ ] I'm on the. cover of a Hunt magazine of Peterson's. Hunting from like 2017 or something like. that with a moose leg over my shoulder. from a moose we shot. >> That's a good When you said that, that's. a good title for the magazine. It's a.

big [ __ ]. >> It's big. It's a big And it wasn't even. a big moose. I saw a huge moose last. week in Utah. God, he was a majestic. We. were looking at him through our binos. He was so big. Like moose are so much. bigger than any of the other deer. species. Like elk are huge and. >> elk are big. Yeah. >> And then deer. So So it goes like it's. weird because there's deer species that. are teeny tiny deers. Like there's a. thing called the Kous deer that is in uh. Arizona and it's a little tiny deer.

It's like a 90 lb deer. Little tiny. [ __ ]. >> Never seen it. >> Yeah. It's a desert deer. And then like. as you get to colder and colder weather, you get bigger and bigger animals. There's some sort of a weird that's. there's actual science to it. It's like. to keep their body temperature higher. Like so deer that live in Mexico are. generally smallerbodied than a deer who. lives in like Saskatchewan. >> Like the deers get big up there. >> And then you get where it's really cold, you start getting moose. And those. [ __ ] are big. >> I saw one in B. I couldn't [ __ ] I.

didn't I I was like it almost didn't. compute. I thought, man, that looks. fake. It looks fake. It's so [ __ ]. big. >> There's a video of these people driving. on the highway and the moose is on the. median. Have you ever seen that? >> Not the one where it gets hit. >> No, we've watched that. One of the first. times I did the show, we watched that. [ __ ] thing. It makes me laugh every. time. >> A recent one that someone posted cuz it. was a massive bull moose and he's. walking along the media. By the way, if. you're ever in the wild and you see a. deer, don't worry about it. If you see. an elk, don't get close, but don't worry.

about it. If you see a moose, run. >> You're [ __ ]. >> Run. They might come for you. They might. come get you. You get out of your car. and you're like 20 yards from your car. and there's a moose 200 yards away and. he sees you and you see him. Get back in. your [ __ ] car. >> Get out of there. >> Get back in your car. Cuz if they just. decide to stomp you out, they do that. sometimes. They'll decide. They might. have had some bad interactions with. people. Some [ __ ] might have thrown. snowballs at them. They might associate. people with being a problem. They might. have been there when a hunter took down.

one of their buddies. Mm. >> Get out. That's the one deer that'll. kill you. They'll stomp you. >> What a shitty way to die, too. >> Oh, it's [ __ ]. >> gigantic. 1,800B. thing just stomping you out. >> No. Get out of there. >> Jamie, see if you can find that one. where the giant moose is walking along. the median. >> Bro, it's so nuts cuz these people are. in their car. >> No, it's on the highway. Maybe say Oh,

that's pretty cool though. Jesus Christ. >> Just going to Tim Hortons, >> bro. Look at the size of that thing. Oh, >> just eating a tree. >> It's so huge. >> Yeah. Look at the people by next to that. car. Look at the size difference of. those people outside taking a picture by. his car. >> By the way, those people are idiots. Oh. my god, lady. Don't do that. Don't do that. And this is I'm not. saying that. Look at that one run. through that. That's That's a cow, too. Or it might be a Well, it's probably a. cow. >> Might be a bull that lost its antlers.

Like, look at this [ __ ] dude. Look at. the size of him. >> That's the average moose is,400 lb. average. >> Jesus, >> they're so big. >> It's just like if you see them, look at. that. >> That is unbelievable. >> If you see that, don't go towards it, okay? Trust me, this is not a movie. You. don't live in a [ __ ] movie. >> Go back to that one up top, though. That. one right there. >> Yeah. I mean, this is genuinely this is.

a [ __ ] dinosaur. Yeah, you're looking. at a dinosaur dinosaur. >> That's insane. >> It's insane. >> Yeah. I I saw one in B. I went to B. National Forest and I It was stunning. Beautiful. We come around the corner and. there's crazy traffic and I was like, "What is going on?" And we see people. getting out of their cars. I'm like, "Oh. [ __ ] something bad happened." I'm. thinking it's an accident or something. It's on a bend. >> Look at that. That's the one. This is. the one. >> Oh my god, dude. >> That's a big moose. Look at how much. antler he has on him. Antler growth. That's an old moose.

>> What do you think, though? I don't know. age-wise. Like, what is that? How old. would that be? >> That's probably a 10-year-old moose. Because he also looks like he's losing a. little mass in his upper body. Like a. maybe not. Tough to say. He's He's like. right on the peak of his prime. Like. he's probably gonna life's going to. start sucking. >> pretty soon. >> Pretty soon. He's gonna have a little. hitch in his step. He herniates a disc. >> and he's probably look at the size of. that and he's probably only eight or. nine years old. >> They only live till 12, 13, something.

like that. >> Yes, they're super lucky. Wow. >> That life is hard. They have freeze. offs. Like there was a freeze off in. Utah where a buddy of mine hunts at. >> freeze off. >> Freeze off. 87% of their deer died. >> What? >> 87%. That's all of it. >> They froze to death. >> Wow. >> 87%. >> God damn. >> Yeah. why they couldn't seek shelter in. enough time to live. >> They don't have shelter. Deer don't have. shelter. Deer deer are just warm. They're very hot blooded. Like if you.

ever go deer hunting and you get a deer, when you put your hand like when you're. gutting it and everything, you're amazed. at how hot they are. Their bodies are. hot. Did he freeze to death? >> Found frozen in place. Average weekly. temperature was 35°. So, >> could they reanimate if it warmed up? >> Yeah, for sure. Call Frankenstein. >> There's a new Frankenstein coming out. Yeah, dude. >> It looks sick. >> Deer comes back. >> It's uh what's his face, too? Peiquey. Blinders. >> Killian Murphy. >> Yes, >> that guy's the [ __ ] man. >> He's the [ __ ] man, dude.

>> He's going to be Frankenstein. >> Yeah, that's wild. >> And he's the doctor, I believe. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> So, everybody thinks Frankenstein's the. monster. No, Frankenstein's the doctor. And the monster is Frankenstein's. monster, >> right? >> Yeah. >> Oh, look at this. >> Play this a little. >> I did. standard music. >> I had a vision. An idea took shape.

in my mind. Inevitable. >> Freeze off. >> Unavoidable. [Music]. until it became truth. [Music]. [Music].

Only monsters play God. In seeking life, I created death.

Victor. >> Yo. Okay. That's not Killian Murphy. >> Kristoff Waltz. Piano Dooro directed. >> Kristoff Waltz. Maybe. I don't know. >> Yeah. I was I thought it was Killian. Murphy. Someone told me that. >> Still a great little. >> I just listen to it and then I spout it. out. I spout out. That's how. misinformation gets spread. If I was in. the FCC, they'd pull me. >> and they should they pull me for that. >> And I'm I'm saying out to the FCC now. pull this show off the airc. Get on it,

man. >> Yeah, that they try to do that too, even. though it's on the internet. But the. point is with this Jimmy Kimmel thing, if you let this happen, it's going to be. able to happen with something that you. agree with. >> Everything across the board. >> Yeah. If you're a person who's on the. right who's happy that he's getting. pulled, yeah, [ __ ] him. Like, if a show. goes away because of bad ratings, that's. one thing. And you want to celebrate it, go ahead. But you don't want it to. happen this way, kids. You don't want to. give that kind of power away all of a. sudden, you know, and people could say,

well, they've always had that power and. they, you know, it's true. And look, the. FCC finded Howard Stern a [ __ ]. preposterous amount of money. You know, Howard Stern was doing, he was doing [ __ ] on the radio that no. one had ever even thought about doing. >> Yeah. >> Like, you want to talk about like a real. pioneer? That [ __ ] when he was. on the radio, I know he's all he's a. little woke now and he likes to wear a. mask. He's the different guy than he was. back then. >> He's a different guy. >> He's making girls ride cibians live in. the [ __ ].

>> I get it. But I just still respect the. guy who did it in the beginning. And the. point is without that guy, we would not. be here. And that the amount of money. they find him during the Bush. administration, like people forget. So. that was the right the right at the time. was going after Howard for indecency. And so I think it was because he was. criticizing George Bush. I think that. was the find out if that is that's like. the narrative. >> I'm reading too though that's the same.

comparison with the Kimmel thing though. I think the fines go to the actual like. local. >> parenting company. Yeah. >> Company, not ABC. It's the local. >> can barely afford it. >> cuz the local Cuz that was the whole. discrepancy, right? Is they own a bunch. of these local So they're pressing local. people to go take this down. >> Exactly. >> Because they can't afford it. So they're. trying to crush the business and the way. they would try to do it with Howard. Stern, it was they were using obscenity. or indecency. >> I think indecency is right, not him. But.

it's hard to. >> they did that and then they found they. fun they um find rather what was his. company that he worked for. He worked. for a very large media company. >> I think they got hit with a big one. >> Well, that one says infinity clipped uh. in 80 in 94. It was 600 grand in '94. >> in Yeah. in infiniti in 1995 included a. $1.715. million payment to dismiss all. outstanding indecency cases. So they hit. him for 1.7 million in 95.

>> Mhm. >> How much is 1.7 What is that in today's. dollars? >> Oh, I like guessing this. Let's do this. Hold on. 95 1.7 million. >> Yeah. >> I'm guessing. >> 10. >> No. >> Six. >> Four. Three and some change. Maybe four. >> $95. I'm saying seven. Three and change. I say four four roof. You say seven. roof. >> I'm thinking about Afghanistan, how much. money they pumped into that. I'm. thinking about Iraq, how much money they. blew on that. They printed they printed. money the entire time. It caused. inflation.

>> That's why everything's so expensive. I'm going through my head. I'm like, I. see that math. >> I feel like it's about seven. >> Jamie, what is it then and now? >> Find a good calculator. >> US inflation calculator. That's the one. I use all the time. I do this literally. all the time. I don't know why I'm. obsessive when someone's like, "Do you. know how much that was back then?" I. hate when people do that because it. doesn't matter. >> I'm always like, "What is that now? >> What is that in today's dollar?" Shut. the [ __ ] up. >> What is that now? All right, I'm saying. four at the most. No more than four. 1.7. It's got to be like. >> seven million. >> Website sucks. Hold on.

>> Jamie, >> I'm stuck on a Google thing. I have the. wrong. >> Jamie. Jamie. Jamie. >> What? Run it through AI. >> I figured out what popped up. >> You don't have crypto, do you, dude? >> I got a little. >> You do? >> But not much. I think it's mostly. nonsense. I'm gonna run it through chat. GPT. >> Yeah. See what See what the chat says. >> Okay. What was the number? What was the. >> 1.7, right? 1.7 something. >> What is $1.7.

million. in 1995. in today's dollar? >> What? Oh, she's doing the math. She's. transcribing. >> 3.7. 3.7. >> Oh, the kid was right. >> This is taking a long time. >> He's got it. >> Yep. 3.6 according to chat GPT. >> Okay, you nailed it. >> Damn, dude. I should have [ __ ] Thank.

you. That's [ __ ] huge. >> That's very good. That makes me feel. better. I was thinking it was going to. be about seven. I was thinking inflation. was that bad because everybody when I. was a kid for 50 grand a year, you live. like a king. >> You had a house. You had a car. You had. a boat. >> You had a second family. Two towns over. >> 50 grand. You were killing it. >> I think I I think someone said and I. like my grandfather was a firefighter. and I think back then he was making. I want to say it was right around there.

like 30 or 40 grand or something like. that. And it was like really good money. >> Um Yeah, that was good money back then. If you made 40 grand a year. >> and the houses were 20 grand or whatever. >> were very reasonable. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Now. >> we're [ __ ] now. Young kids right now. are really [ __ ] because another thing. that's happening is these giant. corporations are buying up houses so. they could just rent them. >> Yeah, it's a trip. >> Well, the rental future is real, right? They say that all the time. That's what. it's going to be. >> Not for everybody, but you know, >> a lot. >> It's just weird. The whole thing is.

weird. It's just it it always goes into. more and more control. And these same. people are going to be the people that. are going to be in charge of artificial. general super intelligence, >> right? >> Until it's not listening anymore. >> And then what? And then what? >> Then it's God. >> Then it's God. >> Yeah. So these people want to like it's. like uh they're like Frankenstein. They're like, "I'll control it." And. Frankenstein eventually kills the. doctor. Spoiler alert. >> Yeah. I don't know if you guys saw it.

If you read the actual book, the Mary. Shelley book, she apparently wrote that book, it was like her and a bunch of friends. went away for like a weekend somewhere, like a like some sort of like a Yeah, like a retreat getaway and they were all. friends and they all decided to write. the scariest story. >> That's pretty true. >> I think that's the My daughter actually. told me this. >> That's the Mary Shelly tale. >> Yeah. See, tell me that's true, Jamie. I'm pretty sure that's how it all went. down. and uh she [ __ ] nailed it, son.

>> It is kind of wild. >> That's a she wrote that book in the. 1800s. >> So, this this begs this question. Do you. think. Dylan has talked about this that when. they're like, "Could you There's an. interview where Dylan's like they're. like, "Could you write that song today?". >> Bob Dylan. Yeah. >> Yeah. And they he was like, "No, >> because something else was living. through me." Like as if like something. was empowering them to do this and write. that story. >> There's a little of that, right? >> Yeah. So, this is the story. The summer.

of 1816, Mary, Shelley, Percy, and Clare. took a visit to Cla's lover, Lord Byron. My lover, Lord Byron. Please come with. me by horseback to visit my lover. >> Come to Geneva. >> Come to Geneva. Poor weather conditions, more akin to a winter. Force Byron and. the visitors to stay indoors to help. pass. Imagine you get all the way out to. this [ __ ] dude's shitty house in. Geneva. Can't even go out. You just have. to huddle by the fire to stay alive to. help pass the time. There's no.

electricity, bro. 1816. >> Byron suggests that he, Mary Percy, and. Byron's physician, have a competition to. write the best ghost story while stuck. indoors. Mary was just 18 years old when. she won the contest with her creation of. Frankenstein. Isn't that wild? >> That's what I mean. Those. >> What other books did she write? Why. haven't I read her other books? >> Cuz I read Frankenstein when I was a. kid. >> Her mother was famous, right? Wasn't her. mom famous? >> Was she? >> Go up to the top real fast. >> Oh, they did know a lord and it was.

someone's lover. >> Yeah. Click on her. >> What a dirty girl. Going to visit a guy. to [ __ ] and you're not even married in. the 1800s. That's a wild move back then. >> Oh, no. Her mom died when she was 11. days after giving birth. >> When she was four, her father married a. neighbor, Mary Jane Claremont, >> with whom Mary had a troubled. relationship. But of course, >> why not? >> Stepmom. Uh 1814, Mary began a romance. with one of her father's political p. followers, Percy B. How do you say that.

name? Bish. >> Percy Belly. B Shelly. >> B Y S H E. Shelly. >> Bashi. >> Who was already married? >> Together with her step. >> Percy. >> Percy. >> Together with her stepsister Cla. Claremont. Who [ __ ] named her? >> Claire Claremont. >> Boring ass people. >> My name is Joe Joseph. Uh she left she and Percy left for. France and traveled through Europe upon. the return to England. Mary was pregnant. with Percy's child that quick.

>> Wow. >> Bam. >> Rocking. >> That's how they did it back then cuz you. never knew when you were going to die. >> Yeah. You're going to die within the. next month or two. >> You get pregnant when you're 18. It's. like great. Maybe people will survive. >> Over the next two years, she and Percy. face ostracism, constant debt, and the. death of their prematurely born. daughter. Oh my god. They married in. late 1860 after the suicide of Percy. Shel's wife. Oh my god, the lady killed. herself cuz they were [ __ ]. >> Did she kill herself, Joe? >> That's a good question, Joe. >> Was she? There's no forensics in 1860.

>> Did someone disassemble a rifle in a. incredible event and then screw it back. together again and leave it in the. woods? >> The cops were like, "What happened. here?" They're like, "Oh, she took her. own life.". >> Moving on. The Shellies left Britain in. 1818 for Italy where the second and. third children died before Shel gave. birth to her last and only surviving. child. Oh my god. Times were so hard. back then, dude. That was normal where. your kids would just die. >> Most of your kids died. >> Catch some [ __ ] horrible infection. There's no antibiotics. You're just.

dead. >> How old did she live? When did she die? Go over to the right there. Mary Shel. lived to be what? >> 53. >> 53. >> Wow. Oh, she a brain tumor which killed. her at the age of 53. That's kind of crazy, right? A brain. tumor took her out. >> God, she looks like somebody That photo. is creepy. She looks like someone like. in the modern day that I know. >> Someone that you know. >> No, she looks like she reminds me of the. face of this girl who's like a comedian.

on TikTok. It's so weird. She has that. same like. >> Oh, I can't remember her name, dude. It. looks just like her. It's weird. It's so. weird. Well, >> I hate that when they show people from, you know, like a hundred years ago and. now of like a celebrity. Have you ever. seen those? >> Oh, what they would look like today? >> No, no, no. They'll do a person who from. like a hundred years ago and a person. that exists today and they almost look. identical. >> Oh, yeah. >> As if it's And there's no connective. tissue to these two people. They. different times, no blood, no nothing. >> You know about the two baseball players, right? >> The the what are they called? The um.

>> the two guys who they're both 6'4. They're both redheads. They both have. the same crazy name. They both have the. same surgery and they're not related to. each other at all. One of them was like. five years older than the other. What. are those guys names again? We talked. about it the other day. >> That's what I learned about. >> They have a nutty last name, too. It's. like Fel. the odds of. >> What is it? >> Feldydy. Fel. Yeah. >> Freddy Fel. >> Brady Fel. >> Brady Fel.

>> Show the photos of it because you see. the two guys together, you're like, there's no way this this ain't real. unrelated. >> Look at the two of them. >> I don't even understand. >> How's that possible? >> I don't even understand. >> Imagine if you were out camping and that. guy killed that guy and then came back. in his place. You'd have no idea. >> You wouldn't know for days. You'd be. like, "Hey, you're you're not Brady. I'm. [ __ ] Brady. You want to see my. driver's license?" Like,

>> Brady doesn't live there. >> That's a good Mr. That's a good horror. movie. >> I am Brady and I live there. What the. [ __ ] I'm Brady Fel. >> What the [ __ ] I do live there. >> That's how I That's how I learned about. the guys. Who are the two baseball. players, the brothers that are pitchers. that are. mirror identical? Mirror image identical. twins. Do you know about this? >> No. >> Not. So, I thought that's just another. way of saying identical twins. Mirrors. are in the reverse, right? Like my right. side is your. >> Oh, really? >> Yes. And these two guys have it. And. it's super rare. And it's when when the.

split happens, it's either a millisecond. away from creating conjoined or this. It's like within a second if it doesn't. split at that very moment. Yeah. These. guys, Tyler, the Rogers, right? The. mirror identical twins. But if you read. about mirror identical twins, what blows. my mind is the amount that h like the. perfect second that has to take place. for that for this to split. It's this. close to just them being conjoined. That's nuts, >> right? The single fertilized egg splits.

later in the embryotic development, 9 to. 12 days after conception. This delayed. split allows embryo's left and right. sided genes to become active, causing to. develop a mirror image. >> Wow. >> Is that [ __ ] wild? >> I wonder what kind of a psychic. connection they have to each other, >> right? >> They must. >> They must. >> They must. >> Yeah. They they must have something. deep. There's. >> like he he thinks he know he'll think. something that he's already thinking. Yes. Yeah. I love that [ __ ]. >> They must they must. Their waves are. connecting. They must. >> Yeah, that's a trip.

>> They must. >> Yeah. The the psychology of twin. twinning is kind of crazy. I was I went. down the rabbit hole about like, you. know, how they like they'll put a door. between they'll do these on Tik Tok and. Instagram stuff. They'll put a door. between two twins and they'll go, "Okay, raise your right arm." And or I'm sorry, they'll say, "Uh, put up a finger or. whatever." And they'll both do the exact. same thing. They'll go dance in place. And they'll dance identical in place. even though they don't see what the. other one's doing, but they know that's.

their instinctual thing. >> Dude, I know people that are twins that. don't talk to their brother. >> What? What do you mean? >> They don't like their brother. >> That's just don't connect. >> How about that? How about he looks. exactly like you and you don't like him? >> That's that self-hate [ __ ] I got that. >> He came out of the. >> I got that [ __ ]. We imagine that becomes your enemy. You are your enemy. That is so. >> that's so dystopian. That's so terrible. >> It's like a face off.

>> No, it's worse. >> Yeah. >> It's literally you. >> It's you. >> It's actually you. They look exact. They're the same height, same weight, same body, face, image, everything. It's. you. It looks like you. It's like, "Oh, that's what I look like. >> [ __ ] that guy.". >> Especially if one of them doesn't get. jacked. It's very rare that they do. >> They usually kind of stay the same. >> They They copy each other. They. typically is that what it is? Yeah. Usually they want to do the same things. a lot. >> What did you imagine if your your. brother just starts marathon running.

like dude I'm not [ __ ] doing this. >> Yeah. I'm not doing like I'm going to. get down to 140 pounds and I'm going to. run 100 miles. You're like no I'm not. doing that. I'm not doing that. I want. to be able to change a tire. >> You you [ __ ] weigh 140 pounds, man. What are you doing? Why? >> I want to run forever. Like no. We're. twins. >> Don't do that. We have to look alike. >> We can't do this, bro. I'm not [ __ ]. getting skinny. Like my friend Cam when he does like. those 100 mile races, he gets real thin. He gets down to like 155 pounds. >> It's creepy looking. >> You You have to.

>> cuz you shed so much, right? And also, doesn't doesn't your don't doesn't it. change your facial structure because of. this this pounding? >> Your body is eating itself. >> Yeah. Bad news bears. >> But you're showing everybody your mind. is strong enough to allow your body to. do that because you have to do that even. before you run. So if he if Cam like the. heaviest that I've known him, he was. probably like a buck 80. >> Mhm. >> And I think he's probably like somewhere. in the 160ish range now, you know? And. he just did it by not eating a lot and.

working out all day. >> Just fasting and working out. >> Yes. >> Just eating like he would map his. calories out and. >> so he can get real thin so he could run. these long ass races cuz you don't see. any jack dudes. Well, you do see. Gogggins. He's pretty jacked, but he's. jacked in like a slender athletic. He's. not like a beefy like Brock Lesnar. looking dude. >> Like you're not going to see some Brock. Lesnar looking dude that's going to run. 200 miles. >> No, >> I don't think you can do it. >> I don't think that I don't think the.

body could handle that. There's so much. weight. >> I think if you condition if you're going. to run something like that, you got to. condition yourself. And if you condition. yourself with that kind of body like for. that long, like you're going to break. something. >> Like it's like it doesn't work that way. That thing's designed for destroying. It's designed for running through walls. and [ __ ] It's not designed for running. long ass distances. >> You never got into long distance. running, did you? Any running at all? >> I've run I used to run in the mountains. a lot with my dog. He loves running. I. used to take him when I lived in uh.

California. We take him to the hills and. the canyons. >> Yeah. >> But I was always worried about mountain. lions. >> Oh, dude. Yeah. That's that's the thing. Because I have a golden retriever and if. a mountain lion just took out my golden. retriever in front of me. >> I have to fight. >> Now you have to fight a mountain. I have. to fight a mountain lion and then I. might lose my face. >> Did you hear about Rogan? >> He fought a mountain lion, dude. >> Yeah. >> Wow. How'd it turn out? >> Not good. >> The show's not going to go on. >> Not good. >> There's no way. But you can't carry a. gun in California.

>> No, you can't. >> It's not like you're ever going to need. it, right? But you might. This is the. thing. It's not like you're ever ever. ever ever going to need it. You're. probably not going to need it. You're. right. You're probably not going to need. it, but you might. >> But you might. >> But you might. And that's what's [ __ ]. because California does not control. their mountain line population. I I know. a guy who works at a ranch and uh we. were having a conversation about it the. other day and he was telling me that, you know, they they wind up spending the. exact same amount. They wind up killing. the exact same amount of mountain lines.

that they would even if they let hunters. hunt them because they they have to. because they breaking into people's. yards and killing their dogs. Yeah. And. killing their cats, you know. And in. Hollywood, man, there's kids have gone. missing. >> from those mountain lines. >> Kids have gone missing from backyards. >> Well, what's the one that they put down? The PC the one that the most famous one. they had to put it down because it. killed some or I don't know if it killed. a person, but it did. It was called like. PC145. They, you know, whatever the. >> We have a photo of code of it. >> We have a photo of that mountain line. >> Didn't it kill somebody and they put it.

down? >> I think so. No, I don't think so. >> I don't think it ever killed a person. >> But did they have to put it down for. some reason? >> I think it was really old. They used to. have to dart it like every couple of. years, I think, and change its collar, which [ __ ] nuts. Just doll. Did. they wanted to know where the monster. is? So, they're like, "Let's keep the. 150 lb monster wandering through the. woods. Just like put a collar around its. neck so I know where it is when it's. killing shit.". This is like it's very weird. >> The photo. Do you see the photo we have. out there? >> I do remember that photo. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. >> It's him with the Hollywood sign, >> right? Yeah. >> It's the It is LA. >> That photo to me is LA. Like when I. point to people, I'm like, "This is how. stupid LA is. This is LA. >> This is LA." You have the Hollywood sign. and you have a monster and everybody. knows it's a monster, but they just put. a collar on his neck. He'll be fine. >> Just leave it alone. >> He's eating babies. He's eating [ __ ]. dogs and cats. He's He's eating. everything. Like a sir, listen. He was. here first. They were here first. >> Well, Joe, everybody's eating babies in. Hollywood. You know that. That's not.

just the mountain line, baby. >> Yeah, it's different. It's a different. kind of cult. They They had this um lady. in Malibu and she had an alpaca farm and. this mountain lion was [ __ ] up her. alpacas. So, if a if a mountain lion. just realizes that animals are stuck in. a pin, it doesn't just kill what it. needs to kill. They they only kill what. they need to to survive. Uh-uh. No. It. does what's called surplus killing. It. just starts going ham. And it killed. like eight or nine alpacas before it got. bored. >> Just ran. Just got annoyed.

>> 12. >> So many. >> Oh my god. So this lady got a. depradation permit. Um and then when she. filed for this depradation permit, it. went public and she started getting. death threats. >> Why? Because you can't kill the mountain. lion. You can't kill the monster. >> Right. >> So, and this again, this is someone for. someone who's seen mountain lions in. public. I love mountain lions. I love. them. I think they're amazing. One of. them killed my dog in Colorado. Okay. Oh.

[ __ ]. >> Yeah. But I love mountain lions. They're. awesome. They should definitely be. around. But when they kill 12 alpacas, like baby gota send a message. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] you, bro. to be guilty. Can you. show me a picture of an alpaca though? >> While not in Malibu, another major. mountain line attack on an alpaca farm. occurred in Lake County, California in. August of 2025. In this incident, a band. of mountain lions killed 17 alpacas over.

the course of several days. Holy [ __ ]. man. The attack prompted authorities to. issue a lethal depradation permit and. reiterated that when in an enclosed. area, a mountain lion's predatory. instinct can lead to the overkill of. multiple animals. We need them. They're. an important part of our ecosystem. That. is LA. That's LA. That's LA. It's. >> suicidal empathy. >> Yeah. >> Attached to a ridiculous ideology. >> I don't mind that thing being those are. ugly. Get rid of those things. >> Well,

>> mountain lions did it. I'm on the. mountain lions team. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Get that thing out of here. >> You just can't have cocky animals. around. >> What is it? What is an alpaca good for? Why do people breed them? What's the. deal? >> Probably the fur. >> I bet they're bull. >> Yeah. I think alpaka. They make socks. out of them. I'm pretty sure. >> Are holo socks. Aren't those socks made. with alpaca stuff? They're really good. Solid socks. >> Alp alpaca fur supposed to be better. Is. it better? >> I mean, we've been doing pretty good for. cotton. Cotton's been all right for a. while, huh? [ __ ] it. >> Oh, no. No, no. Cotton is not nearly as. good as wool.

>> Okay. >> For See, I'll take it all. Here's the. thing. For stuff like that, the reason. why like wool, like people think, oh, wool's not necessary. You could have one. of the reasons why wool is necessary, the reason why people use it in the. first place is because you could be wet. with wool on and you stay warm. >> If you're wet with cotton on, you're. [ __ ]. >> We've been in a pool with a shirt. Yeah. You know, you've been to the beach. >> Yeah. But it's just if you're in the. woods and you go hiking and you get. sweaty and then it gets cold out and. you're stuck out there, >> you're [ __ ]. >> But wool stays.

>> wool stays warm. It's really amazing. >> Most significant use fiber production. Al alpacas being bred for their soft. fine fleece that's used to make high. quality clothing, blankets, and other. textiles. So that's the thing about like. um stuff that's natural like wool in. particular, marino wool. It also doesn't. smell bad. Like you could sweat in it. for days and you don't stink. Like if I. wear like a synthetic undergarment and. I'm hiking, like if we're camping or if.

I'm in the woods for a couple days, you. if you have anything that has like a. plastic in it, a nylon, like any kind of. a synthetic like undergarment, they. stink. They smell so bad. >> They smell so bad. >> You want to just peel them off you and. you get it and you take it off, you. smell it, you're like, "What the fuck?". You smell wool. You could wear it for. days and days and days and you don't. stink in it. >> That's wild. >> Cuz it's natural. >> Yeah. >> It's the best. They make it makes the.

best socks. It makes the best like uh my. friend's company, First Light, I think. they were the like one of the first. companies that started doing marino wool. and they they make like marino wool. undergarments. And if you. >> What's marino wool? >> It's just a a type of wool, but it's. like this very fine wool that like it. feels like a cotton. It feels like this. And you put it on as like undergarments, like a a base layer. And if you sweat, you're okay. >> If you sweat with cotton on, you're in. real trouble, man. Yeah. Yeah. Like real.

trouble. >> Stinks. >> So that's why you need alpaka. I don't. even know if alpacas work the same way, but marino does. >> We'll keep them. >> The point is these [ __ ] mountain. lines. You got to you got to let them. know who's boss. Yeah. >> Like I'm not for killing mountain lines. I I think they're awesome. I love them, but I'm for killing some mountain lines, you know? I'm not for killing them all. just a few. >> I'm not like kill them all. I'm like no, you need a balance out there. Otherwise, you got an overpopulation of animals, >> right? >> But what you don't need is them killing. your [ __ ] kids,

>> okay? Cuz they will kill your kids. It's. a mountain lion. They don't give a [ __ ]. You leave a four-year-old inside and. you're on the phone. And then I told. him, "You have to [ __ ] respect me. I've been in this office for and you. hear and your kid's the back of your. kid's [ __ ] head is caved in now and. this cat's running over a fence with. them and you turn around your kid's. gone. Like, yeah, that's real. >> That's real, dude. >> That's real. That's a cat. >> It's a giant cat. >> that you can't control. And if it. decides it's going to kill you, you're.

helpless. So, shut the [ __ ] up with all. this Narnia nonsense. Shut up. You got. to kill a few of them. You got to let. them know who's the boss. You can't come. in my [ __ ] neighborhood, [ __ ]. You don't put a collar on them and take. pictures. So cute that they're in our. neighborhood. Look, they're camping in. front of my house. Yeah, they're waiting. for your kid to go get his ball. Are you [ __ ] crazy? They just ate. your neighbor's dog. Now they're waiting. for your kid to get his ball. >> Authorities killed Mountain Lion after. 11-year-old girl attacked at a.

California home. >> Yeah, >> there you go. In Malibu. >> Yeah, >> a last month. >> Just shut the [ __ ] up, you people. You're out of your mind. >> Yeah, we are. It's great. It's like. these people are they don't know what. animals are. They they think they're. living in a movie. They don't with the. Charlie Kirk thing. They don't know what. an assassination is. You're cheering. that someone got killed with gun. violence. You're supposed to be the. anti-gun violence people, >> right? >> You're cheering for gun violence. Do you. know how [ __ ] crazy this makes you. look? You're cheering for gun violence. against a guy who deplored violence,

>> right? Yeah. Adamantly was pretty loud. about it, too. >> It's so stupid. Well, the disconnect, that's the really sad thing is that the. death doesn't even. >> when people die, it doesn't even feel. like anything anymore for people. They're like whatever. >> They don't feel like it's a real person. because they're used to talking about. people and talking to people in a. digital form online with no impact. Like. no consequences of, you know, no, you. don't feel it from the person. You don't. feel empathy because you hurt their.

feelings. You don't, it's just dead. Yeah. It's sociopathic. you know, and it's like people just I. did not I wasn't I didn't know too much. about Charlie Kirk. What I knew about. him was some of the clips like I think. most of us did. some of the clips that. you see online of him debating college. kids. And I always thought, okay, I I. could see the point for it because, you. know, these are voters and these are.

young people and they have been. indoctrinated in a certain way of. thinking and they probably never. encountered anybody who can articulate. what the other opinion is like, what a. conservative perspective is like, what. what a what they think the way they. think you should uh approach life, the. way they you don't get to hear that at. universities. you get to only hear one. side of things. So on that side, I'm. like, okay, that's good about it, but. it's also like you're dunking on these. young kids, but also they should know.

that they could be dunked on because. their ideas suck, right? >> Or be challenged at the very least. >> But the fact that that was enough to. make people happy and cheer that he died. because he was effective in what he was. doing. That's what it was. And they felt. like he was indoctrinating kids. Well, guess what? That's what conservatives. feel like every day. They feel like. you're indoctrinating kids when you're. gaslighting people and saying there's. nothing wrong with having a drag queen. story hour for kids. Like, no, it's not.

Let's, you know what? We need ball gag. story hour, too, because it's a fetish, right? So, let's let's have strap-on. story hour. Like, let's get crazy. Like, what are we talking about? No. No. There's nothing wrong with being a drag. queen, but there's something weird about. wanting to be alone and read kids a. story where you're dressed like a woman. and you're not and you're doing this for. some weird kink. >> It's just weird that it's like a It's. weird that it matters that it's like a. fight thing people fight about. You're. like, "How is that a part of the.

algorithm bullshit?". >> Yeah, I bet you it's not. It's not. >> No, it's probably And then by the way, actual drag queens like I don't know. where I could read the kids pick up a. couple hundred bucks. >> Yeah. I was like, "What a good side gig. >> What a great gig." And then all a sudden. these like super progressive schools are. like, "I'm booked up. Booked up in all. the progressive school while she's. [ __ ] chain smoking camels.". >> By the way, speaking of sheep, have you. heard uh Ghost Face Killer's son's diss. track? >> No. >> Okay.

>> To who? >> To Ghost Face Killer. Now, I don't first. of all, I do not know if this is real in. this day and age of [ __ ] crazy AI and. but it's going all over the internet. going after him. >> Ghost son who uh may or may not identify. as a woman. >> I am not sure. So, I want to be careful. >> Sure. >> Is going in these days. You don't want. the FCC breathing down your neck for. being inaccurate, >> Mr. Santino. >> No, no, don't don't ban me. Don't ban. me, FCC. But bro, the flow it makes you.

think like, okay, >> Ghost Face Kill Son, Infinite Coohl's. airs out family issues on two new songs. >> I'm I don't generally don't like hearing. people air out their family beefs live. >> Yeah, >> but put that aside and listen to the. flow cuz this [ __ ] dude can rap. This. dude can rap, man. But it just makes. sense because it's like, can we play a. little of it and then edit it out? >> I mean, yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah, we'll edit it out. Not [ __ ]. bad, bro.

>> Not [ __ ] bad, >> boy. Sweet face killer. That'll be in my. head all day today, >> bro. That was sweet face killer. >> I mean, I don't know what kind of a cry. for help that is, but. >> Well, it's clear they don't get along. >> Yeah, it seems like uh I'm mad at you, but [ __ ] what a flow. Like super. talented. Isn't that crazy how like that. kind of shit's genetic sometimes? >> Oh, 100%. You know, for sure. You know, you ever heard like someone who like. their dad was like a really good singer. and then you hear them sing, you're. like, "How are you doing that?". >> Oh, yeah. >> Where is that coming from? Oh, you got.

it like in your jeans. >> Do you know who LC Cook is? >> This guy that responded and said it's. not a disc. >> Not a disc. >> Oh, it's not a disc. >> That's great. >> Well, I couldn't. Not a disc, but thank. you so much. Oh, okay. Good. >> It sounded. >> even better. But that sell that sold it. That got people to look at it. Oh my. god. Well, that's the thing about rap. music. You say things quick enough and. fast enough, people like, "Oh, did he. diss him? Is he [ __ ] on him right. now? I missed that. >> No, it is genetic. Do you know who Elsie. Cook is? >> No. >> Sam Cook's brother. >> Oh, >> crazy, >> dude. It's It's kind of wild to like he.

sounds if. >> Brother is one thing, though, cuz they. grew up together. >> Yeah, but that talent that the fact like. Sam is Sam was so good. LC. >> uh wrote I rumored I don't know if how. much of this is true, but LC wrote a lot. of co-wrote and helped a lot of stuff. with Sam. >> But you listen to that record right. there. >> Which one? That put me down easy. That. record is one of my favorite [ __ ]. songs. >> Listen a little. We'll listen a little. >> I love this song, man. >> We'll have to edit this out, too. Sorry, folks. >> LC Cooks Put Me Down Easy.

>> Damn, that was very good. >> And I just just the lyrics hit me so. hard when he's like, "Look, I know. you're going to screw me over. Will you. just. >> Yeah. >> Don't make me just do it quick. >> Put me down easy, baby. >> Just do it fast, dude. Just get it over. with.". >> Yeah. Don't drag this out. >> Just get over. >> Don't pretend we might get back together. again. >> Oh, it's such a good song. But he but. that's what I mean is like. >> just cuz they're brothers. >> Yeah. >> But that's exact. It sounds like Sam. re-imagined. It's almost like AI Sam. Yeah. >> Because I love Sam Co. But that sounds.

exactly like him. >> There's a bunch of those guys from back. in the day that kind of slipped through. the cracks, >> right? They never they never got the. thing. >> This just some of them like they had. some great ass songs. What is that. Strawberry Fields guy? I think Gillis. told us about it. >> Who the kid that plays uh. >> you remember that one Jamie? Do you. remember that song? It's on the Spotify. Yeah. Let me see if I can find it. because it's on my Spotify playlist. Chat GBC. Uh chat GPT rather is still. listen to me. That [ __ ].

>> I turn I turned that [ __ ] off. >> She wants to know where are you getting. your information from? Do you ever feel. bad about what you say? Did she say. that? Did so funny. >> No, that would be funny though. >> Joe Rogan, your perspective is just. yours. >> Here it is. Strawberry letter 23. Oh, >> by Shuggy Otis. >> That's a cover song, >> is it? >> Yeah. Yeah, it's it's originally by the. Brothers Johnson. >> Oh, that's a cover song. >> Yeah, I heard this. It's in I was high. as [ __ ].

>> Here's my f But it's like that's such a. good song. >> I heard in the background of another. song. I was Do you guys hear that? Is. anyone hearing that? No one was knew. what the [ __ ] I was talking about. >> Baked out of your head. >> You want You want to hear the number. one? This is the number one most. ridiculous song that for some reason or. another the guy didn't become famous. This is from 1969. It's a guy named. Johnny Thunder and he made this song. called I'm Alive. And Brian Simpson. brought it into the green room with the. mothership. He's like, "This is going to. be one of your new favorite songs. Like. you got to listen to the song." And I I.

played it in the green room and I was. like, "Oh my god, >> I'm alive." And and then we had to look. it up and we we there was a bunch of. misinformation and disinformation. online. We couldn't figure out who this. cat was. Apparently, he recorded this. song. It was a cover of another song. that had been recorded by another. artist, like a band that was pretty. famous. I forget who it was. Who was the. other band that recorded it? Like a. known name. >> And his version is so much better. It's.

so much better. It's so good that you. listen to this and you're like, "Oh, this guy's going to be famous. There's. no way." Like, if I was living in 1969. and I heard that song on the radio, I'm. like, "Oh, we got a new superstar. Who's. this guy?" Listen to this. >> Did he die early? Is that what it is? He. died young. >> I don't know when he died. I think we. looked that up as well. When did Johnny. Thunder die? >> The first recording of it. >> Yeah, he recorded it, but it was not his. uh song. It was the other band song. Was.

the other band? Well, that might not. even be true, right? They might have. [ __ ] him over. I'm like, "No, we're. going to do our version.". >> That's our song. >> Excuse me. He's gonna contact you. >> How many times that happened? They were. like, "This a good song." That's Elvis's. song now. >> Yeah. Elvis owns that song. Yeah. If you. want to sue Elvis, try to get that song. back. Tom recorded it, too. >> Tom Jones. >> Tom Jones. But that was afterwards. Correct. >> Who was the other band, though, that. recorded it? >> Deep Purple had a version of it and. another group, another version. Deep. Purple. >> Deep Purple. >> Oh, that's it. Deep Purple was famous.

God damn. That's a good song. >> Woo. >> That's a damn good song. >> That's a damn good song. I would bet. everything I had in 1969. Johnny, you're. going to be huge. >> Huge. >> You're going to be huge. I could see it. right now. Madison Square Garden. Johnny. Thunder sold out. >> Oh my god. >> How is that? That's got that feels like. a Tarantino movie. Do you know what I. mean? >> I like that. The guy is that good. You. just write him songs, you [ __ ]. [ __ ] Just give him Get a team. together. Get Johnny a nice apartment.

Johnny, we got it. >> He just died a year ago. >> Wow. >> He died last year. >> Yeah, last year in Winter Park, Florida. >> [ __ ]. >> How old? >> 93. >> Wow. >> That might have been when Brian Simpson. brought that song. No, we were talking. about it more than a year ago. >> Yeah, cuz it made it on commercials and. stuff after the fact. >> That's right. So, we started talking. about it and then it made it into. commercials. Like they started using it. for like Jeep commercials or some [ __ ]. I don't know. It was Jeep. What was it? >> Samsung and Lincoln. and uh something else. He dies, you talk.

about it, it goes viral. They're like, "You should use that song.". >> Well, I'm glad they did just so people. more people hear it. But there's people. like that that just sort of slip through. the cracks of history. >> And for whatever reason, we don't you. never hear about him. But that guy's. that guy good. >> That's very very. >> That's like platinum selling album good. >> Like you hear that song like, "Oh, okay. You we got it. All we need is a bunch of. those. We need those. Listen, we got a. bunch of guys that are like Chris. Stapleton type dudes who just write. songs. Like there's like if you're a.

Nashville person, there are song. writers, professionals who will sit down. and they will come up with a [ __ ] jam. for you and then you know you just. [ __ ] start doing arenas. Let's go. >> Let's go. >> Why are you driving a [ __ ] regular. car? >> Johnny Johnny Thunder. >> Johnny Thunder. >> Johnny Thunder. Let's go. >> Johnny Thunder. You need a MercedesBenz. S-Class. Johnny Thunder. >> You want a limo? Johnny Thunder, you. need to start flying private. >> Yeah,

>> there's certain guys like that you're. like, man, he just didn't have the right. team around him. >> or something else or or he was making. more or life got in the way or he was. making more money working on other. people's [ __ ]. >> Self- sabotur. You know, some people are. self-sabot. >> We know these people in the business. >> Oh, yeah, man. There's a lot of guys. that we both came up with that, you. know, you look back and you go, I. thought that guy was going to be huge. >> Yeah, man. And I think about that all. there's a few people that I know that. that it bums me out cuz you're like what. were you afraid of.

>> that the thing cuz you could have had. it. >> I don't know if it's that. I think. there's a a lot of it is just being on. your own uh and not having any kind of. support in terms of like a community of. friends. I think it's a lot of the. reason why a lot of people as they get. older especially start behaving really. irrationally and losing their minds is. they're alone essentially. They don't. have a family. They dedicated their. entire life to their career and then. they get to a certain age and there's no.

one who's really excited about them out. there in the world. >> and they get real bitter. >> That's very sad. >> It's very sad. But they just they missed. out on the fun part. The fun part is. having a bunch of friends. Like that's. the fun part. Yeah. >> It's the most fun part. Like Stan Hope. said this famously once. He said, "I. could quit comedy, but I could ne never. quit comics.". >> He's like, "Yeah, like that is more fun. even than doing standup is hanging out. with comics.".

>> Yeah. >> And we're all just being silly together. It's fun. Like we were in Chicago a. couple weeks ago. What a great time. We. had a great [ __ ] time. >> Santito sat right behind me while the. fights are going on. We had some [ __ ]. great food. Dude, that was that was a we. had late night uh we had late night. Italian beef. >> Yeah, it was great. >> You know how cool of a day that was for. me? I went to the Cubs game. I sat. behind home plate and then I went right. from the Cubs game to come see you. >> That was like a monumentous day. I told. my cousin Luke I was like this is like. going to be one of the best days I've. had and it just like I was riding on a. high all day. >> Oh yeah. Cruising.

>> What a day. >> Well, last night I was at your club. having a fun time with all the boys. Gillis came down and. >> you know when he comes down and has to. you know that's when he starts it up. dude. Yeah, I know. He's the best. That. club's got a great vibe, man. Really. does. It's got a great vibe. And that's. the thing. It's like if you're on the. outside, you look at it, you go, "Oh, [ __ ] those people.". >> That's a completely normal way to react. It's completely normal. But we're not. saying, "Fuck you." Like, >> trust me, just relax. >> Just relax. >> Come give me a hug. Come give me a hug.

We're all okay. That we we should not be. worried about this stupid [ __ ] And this. is one of the things that I always hope. happens when there's a tragedy like a. public figure gets executed is people. just start just having a little grace. just to give people a little grace. Just. just. >> a little bit more. >> Yeah. Take the temperature down, America. Cuz regardless of who shot that. guy, that guy was shot and then the. reaction was horrible and then the.

reaction to the reaction is equally. horrible. Everyone's horrible, right? We're a community. We're supposed to be. a community, you know? It's not supposed. to be right versus left. That's stupid. We don't want to do World War II in the. continental United States. We don't want another [ __ ] civil war. That's crazy. Just we need to stop just. stop being so divisive and stop. rewarding politicians for being so. divisive. >> Jimmy Kimmel returns. >> ABC and suspension starting Tuesday.

See? Called it. >> You did. called it. >> You know what's interesting? You know. what I thought he was going to do is get. into different media now. Like Conan. with this podcast. I thought he was. going to do that, too. >> Well, that probably would be a good. thing for him to do. >> I could see him doing. >> Yeah. But they're really smart to do. this because the the wave of people. watching. I bet he gets the highest. ratings he's ever had. >> Ever. Ever. Ever. >> They'll be nuts. Yeah. The ratings will. be nuts. >> Look at that. Coming back. >> Listen, man. It's like you can't It's. the Strand effect. You can't do that. You can't remove someone for talking.

badly about you in 2025 if that's what. happened. >> If that is the way if that's what. happened. >> If that's what happened. >> I suspect there's a lot of factors. One. of the factors is declining ratings, right? So as the ratings go down, then. people get more and more sensitive about. subject matter, more and more sensitive. about advertising. because, you know, you're already like. the show is kind of in a bad direction. as it is. Look, the ratings are dropping. because people are getting annoyed with. it being too political or whatever. narrative they could say, right?

>> And you know, there's advertisers that. get upset because they might be. right-wing. Uh, it is a decision we made. because we felt some of the comments. were illtimed and thus insensitive. The. statement said, "We have spent the last. days having thoughtful conversations. with Jimmy, and after those. conversations, we reached the decision. to return the show on Tuesday." Good, >> good, >> good, good. So, in my mind, in my mind, he wins, >> right? He wins. But, you know,

>> take the temperature down. Everybody, like, we don't want more killings. We. want to figure out what's the right. thing for everybody. And classifying. someone like I've I've heard people say. the worst [ __ ] about Charlie Kirk post. his death. And like I said, I wasn't too. aware of what the stuff that he had. done. I was aware of some of the things. that he' done that were really. brilliant. some conversations that he. had that I thought were very kind and I. was aware of some of the things that he. said is like ah why'd you put it that. way you know like why did you say that.

like that you're just even if you you're. even this if it's possible to take. something like that out of context it. makes you look terrible but it is just. out of context that's the problem but. out of context works in this day and age. so I just wish he hadn't said the things. that he said the way he said them but I. I don't don't think he's an evil person. so to celebrate the murder of a person. that I think is genuine. generally a very kind and uh a very nice. person who was just good at debating but.

not always even totally accurate. Like. there's been some some good uh critiques. of uh some of the debates that he had. with college kids that are online where. he's like no he's not correct like with. what he said like he was one of the. things was about George Floyd. >> and he was he kept saying that the. medical examiner said that George Floyd. would have died of that overdose. That's. not true and we've heard that too. And. so then we looked it up, right? And it. wasn't the medical examiner didn't say.

that. Correct. I don't think that's true. And I think. he had already printed a retraction. But. see, this is the problem with like a. debate in a microphone in a public place. where people are cheering and screaming. and you're trying to form your argument. You're not even good at doing it. And. you're doing it to a guy who's a. professional at doing this. And it's. like. >> it's a stupid way to have conversations, but better than no way at all. Right. And in those colleges, you don't get any. of those kind of conversations with your.

professors. >> That's why it was really healthy for him. to that's I think, you know, a lot of. people say, "Oh, he targeted young. people." And you're like, "Well, there's. two ways to look at that. One, it's. because I feel like they are the most. susceptible to maybe hearing you out, right? You're not changing my dad's. mind." I'll tell you that. He's not. going to go [ __ ] He's got his. perspective. >> His feet above the couch. Shut the [ __ ]. up. No, but I think like that and then. the other side is. >> it's not to prove that he was going to. outwit these people. I think it was to. have actual discourse and to start. discourse on campus. >> It was also to get popular.

like he's doing this and spreading these. ideas, but he believed in it. He's very. religious. >> But here's the thing, like he's not this. terrible person that they're trying to. make him out to be. So to take a. 31-year-old guy who's a father and a. he's got two very young children and. he's married, he's got a family, he's. got this wife who loves him, and to. cheer that he got shot in the head for. his ideas, we've lost the plot, >> like we've lost the plot. If if there's.

a group of children out there in. college, young people out there rather, young young adults that are cheering and. then older adults too, who are cheering. this. My friend was in a coffee shop and. uh this lady was beside him on a Zoom. call and she this is like right after. Charlie Kirk was killed and she gets on. her Zoom call and she goes, "Well, I had. an unexpectedly great day today. How. about you girls?" And they were like, "Today was amazing." And they weren't.

really saying why today was amazing. But. it was very clear that they were. celebrating the fact that this guy who. was a father and a husband was murdered. for his ideas. That's not the way to do. it, folks. >> You may not like what a guy says. For. God's sake, I didn't like everything the. guy said, but but when they but people. were like, >> it's so shortsighted. >> Yeah. This is what we need. You're like, dude, how what how is your brain. functioning like that? >> It's so crazy. It's so crazy. It's It's. all just infected by social media and. all these people who think like this are.

all online almost all day. >> Yeah, they live in it. >> Yes, they live in it. They They're in. the [ __ ] all day long like reading the. comments and you're getting poisoned. You're losing your humanity. That's not. a normal way to think. >> Go outside. >> Yeah. You You need more than that. You. need mushrooms and hugs. You need a lot. But this this [ __ ] thing that we're. all caught in, this tide of electronics. is leading us in that direction. It's.

like an inhuman reaction. Like you. you've you're separated from the norm of. human interaction. Like the warmth of a. person's smile and give me a hug. Like. all that stuff that How many times. you've been in a conversation with a. person, you disagreed with them and you. both start laughing at the end of it. >> Oh, that's every comic conversation I. have. >> Yeah. But online it doesn't happen that. way. It doesn't even happen sometimes. with people you know like like I was in. the woods in Utah for a week. I was out. there elk hunting and there's no service.

out there. There's like a little bit of. service at like one peak you get at you. could make a few phone calls and check. text messages. And so I was getting some. text messages that were showing me that. Kimmel got fired. You know like oh look. at this. Jesus Christ. This is crazy. And my thought was, what did he say? Oh. my god. What did he say? He said. something about Charlie Kirk after he. got killed. That's crazy. Then I saw. what he said. I was like, that's not. that bad. >> No, >> that's not accurate. But it's like in my. mind as a comic, I'm like, he's just.

setting up this bit. I'm like, and then. I'm watching everybody freak out about. this. I'm like, and then I saw, okay, am. I looking at it wrong? Okay. It is kind. of misleading because he's kind of. saying that. they're trying to label this person as. anyone other than themselves, which is. like a little weird. >> political fingerpointing. >> Yeah. So, that's not that's that's. inaccurate. But instead, I didn't get. upset. I didn't understand. And then I. started really realizing that people. were upset at me because I wasn't saying.

anything. I wasn't in support of it. I. was like, >> I'll show you a picture where I am right. now. Yeah. >> Hunting elk. >> Yeah. Like literally this is uh this is. a picture of where I was. >> Yeah. >> I was up in the mountains. But even. then, like you don't get to tell people. what they should and shouldn't comment. on while you're silent about Gaza. >> Yeah. What are we talking about? If I. check if I go through your social media. and there's no organized outrage about.

what's happening right now in Gaza and. you're upset that there's there's a. comedian that got for a few days got his. show got stopped because he said mean. things about the president like. there's another [ __ ] in the world that. might be more important than this and. you might need medication. You might you. might be a [ __ ] crazy shut in. You. might be a person that's addicted to. your phone. Get the [ __ ] outside. >> Yeah. Get off your [ __ ] phone. >> You don't require other people to.

comment on things. You know, I read one. comic said, uh, if you don't if you have. a big platform and you're not. commenting, all I could see is how much. you love the taste of bootle. >> settle down. >> Or I'm with my family right now having a. meal. >> This is one of the reasons why I've been. off social media for like the last. seven, eight months mostly. Like I I'll. look at it occasionally. I hardly ever. post and if I do post, it's just stuff. about shows. Like, I did a show here or. here's a picture of this fun thing. That's it. But I don't read anything.

about me at all. >> I know guys that have lost their minds. They're in that all day long. Having. conversations with people on Twitter all. day long, debating points, arguing stuff. all day long, making response videos, making other videos, going and talking. about it on a podcast. Like, what are. you doing with your life, man? >> Yeah, it's weird. This is nuts. Well, everybody raised a lot of these people. that were like, "Can uh uh boycott ABC. and Disney, cancel it." And I was like, "Well, don't do that.". >> Not only that, they made video. Ron.

Pearlman made a video subscribed and. then unsubscribed. What are you doing, dude? Like, >> settle down. >> Relax. But also, if it is that the. government tried to silence Jimmy Kimmel. because they were trying to push through. some sort of a merger and he doesn't. like Jimmy Kimmel, so they try. Yeah, that should be exposed. >> That's [ __ ] up. >> I'm going to need to see some emails. >> I want to see them emails. >> I want to see some emails. I This is one. of the reasons why you need that Israeli. spying software.

>> Yeah, we got to get that, >> you know. We need it all. Everyone needs. it. We have no encryption. No encryption. anymore. We need to all read each. other's phones. I need to know what did. you guys plan? What' you say? Show me. what you say. Show me. >> Show me what you say. Show me. >> Show it right now. >> You son of a [ __ ]. >> I think they're going to come out and. find out. We'll We'll find out. It'll. get exposed. >> Jamie, tell me if this is true that. there is a um. this is uh something that someone sent. me that every Samsung phone. from uh 2022 on has something installed.

in it called AppCloud. >> AppCloud. >> Yeah. And it's a back door and it allows. you here. I'll send you this thing, Jamie. Uh, I do not know if this is true. It. sounds ridiculous. It allows someone to. potentially get into your phone, but I I. asked a friend of mine who's a legit. expert in this kind of [ __ ] He said, "All they need is your phone number. All. that stuff is nonsense.". >> I go, "Really?" He goes, "Yes, it's. easy. It's that easy." With Pegasus 2, he goes, "All they need is your phone.

number." So all this thing of like. backdoor apps like, >> "So what? They need your phone number? They can just access everything. >> Everything. >> Jesus Christ. >> Yeah, it's a joke. >> Why aren't we doing that then to people. that we need to access their phones? >> The only way Well, they do. That's how. the Israelis [ __ ] everybody up. You. got to give it to them, dude. Them. pagers. Like, that was one of those. >> That pager [ __ ] was wild. >> Genius [ __ ]. >> One of the most genius [ __ ]. operations I've ever heard a government. pull off. Send people pagers. Keep the p. They have those pagers for a long time. before they blew them up.

>> Yeah. Like, yeah, send them out. >> How long did they have those pagers. before they detonated them? Jamie, I. want to say it was over a year. >> It was like a government sponsored. program they gave to these people, right? Is that what it was? >> Well, the the thing is they were using. pagers because they knew that if they. were using cell phones that the Israelis. had electronics that could read. everything so they they could spy on all. their phones. So to get around that, they decided to use pagers. So the. Israelis knew that they were going to. use pagers because they have people. embedded in these organizations. They.

have people that are literally acting. like they're Hezbollah or Hamas. They're. inside there and then they're Israelis. And so these people got a hold of their. order before it they so they they order. a bunch of pagers. They get a hold of. it, rig it with detonations, rig it with. explosives, repackage it, send it to. them. So then they get it like, "Good, got the pager. [ __ ] these Israelis.". They put this They're putting a little. bomb right next to your dick. And you're. walking around with this thing for I.

think a year or so. >> Jesus. >> Seeing five months. >> I can't hear you. >> I'm saying five months. >> Five months. >> No. No. The actual But it wasn't. Yeah. It didn't all happen in one month. >> Okay. Five went on for how long? >> An hour. >> An hour. So for an hour. everywhere you look, pagers are blowing. up on dudes dicks. And think about where. your pager is. It's right there. Right. where your balls are. Boom. Big old. bowling ball hole where your legs used.

to be. >> Wild. >> Wild. And they planned it out months and. months in advance. How about what they. did to the Iranians? Do you know what. they did with them? >> They had this this thing. They they made. a phone call. We need a meeting of. everybody. Meet in the bunker. And they. met him in but it was a prank phone. call. So all these Iranian guys, they. met in the bunker and they [ __ ]. dusted that bunker. They blew it apart. Yeah. They thought it was coming from a. higher order and they were like, "Yeah, we'll see you down there.". >> Yeah. Oh, boy. We're under attack. Let's. go meet at the bunker. Boom. >> Boom. That's nuts, dude. >> Genius. >> Yeah.

>> Genius. >> They know what they're doing. They're. plotting. >> Oh, they're real good at it. They're. real good at it, dude. >> Yeah, they're real good at it. [Laughter]. >> It's uncomfortable. You know, >> if if I was Jewish, I'd be like, "Yeah, we're the best, >> bro. We [ __ ] we rule.". >> Have you seen. >> we rule at this [ __ ]. >> Have you seen what we've been doing? >> Yeah. They're nuts. Get everybody to. come over here. Put the hat on. >> Put the hat on. >> You did you see that Benjamin Netanyahu. gave like this twominute speech about. how offensive it was that people said.

that Israel killed Charlie Kirk? >> No, but he just made it he made he just. talked about. >> a video about it and I was like. >> no one said that. >> Like what? >> I've never heard that. >> Tell me more. >> Yeah. Who said that? >> Tell me more. Like who's saying this? >> See that's the kind of [ __ ] that I think. when they plant information like that. and then it becomes true, right? Because. then people online do start saying it. >> Yeah. >> So you're just feeding the the the false. narrative becomes a real narrative. And. he goes, "See, >> well, it could be that he got. hoodwinkedked that like he's an older.

dude, right? So he's probably not on. TikTok. He's probably doesn't have his. thumb to the pulse of the young people. and someone comes in like cuz like Trump. didn't understand when he would go to. his vac his rallies and he would talk. about the vaccine that people would boo. >> He didn't understand. He's like, "Why. are they booing? The vaccine was. amazing. I did it. It was all me." And. they're like, "No, no, no. We don't like. the vaccine. He didn't know. So he. doesn't have his thumb on the pulse. Right. >> So if someone comes to him, BB, they're. saying we did it. We didn't do it. They're saying we did it. You really. need to tell people that we didn't do.

it. >> And then he goes out and responds. Well, he looks like he did it now. Right. >> Right. And that could be a trick cuz. there's still a bunch of people in. Israel trying to get rid of him, too. >> Oh yeah. >> Like the day of October 7th, the day. before there was thousands of people in. the streets protesting him, >> right? They don't like him. >> Well, there's some people that do, there's some people that don't. Just. like Trump, you know, you could say, "Oh, the Americans hate Trump." No, half. the Americans hate Trump. Half the. Americans think he's the [ __ ] They love. it. >> They think they're They're like tired. They're tired of liberals. They're tired. of people with blue hair screaming in.

their face. They're tired. >> And there's a contingency of people that. don't give a [ __ ] but they're like, "That's fine. I don't care.". >> They they don't they'll join the. Republicans because the other people are. so annoying. At least the Republicans. leave them alone. That's what happens, >> right? They just want to be left alone. >> Yeah. You guys are screeching and. telling people what to do and what they. have to say. Like, you know, you you do. what I tell you to. You take that post. down. Like, you you do what the [ __ ]. Yeah. Yeah. See what I'm saying? >> Take that post down. >> You take that post down. They they want. control over you and. >> expressing your opinions.

>> That ain't good from either side, kids. >> That's dangerous. >> There's something with the AppCloud. thing. Uh, I found the post you posted, but I just asked Grock instead to see. what it said. What did Grock say? Brock. says it's a pre-installed system service. on many Samsung Galaxy smartphones, particularly mid-range and budget models. like the A series as well as some of the. S series device devices depending on the. carrier or region. It functions as an. app recommendation and installation tool. that suggests and promotes third-party. apps, often games, and promotional. content based on user behavior,

location, and preferences. This is part. of Samsung's partnerships with carriers. and app developers to generate revenue. by subsidizing device costs through the. preloaded or suggested installs. Boy, I. don't like all that. >> Yeah, there's a bunch of videos and. posts about how to take it off and how. to disable it, but they're. >> so widely viewed as bloat wear or adwear. due to its intrusive nature. It can be. easily uninstalled. Oh, it can't be. easily uninstalled and notifications are. nondismissible. Oh, that's gross. It's.

not essential for core phone function is. often absent from carrierfree or. unlocked devices bought directly from. Samsung. Okay, so it's not a Samsung. issue. It's someone else puts it on a. Samsung phone. There's no verified. evidence supporting claims of data being. sent to external entities like. intelligent firms. These appear to stem. from misinformation on social media or. >> or you're lying. I also so I'll add when. I looked it up uh this post people were.

posting on Instagram two days ago it. mentions Iron Source which that did not. So I googled Iron Source. >> which is when you said. >> Israeli software company now part of. Unity that provides a platform for. mobile app creators to monetize their. apps through user acquisition and. advertising funded in 2010 significant. presence in Tel Aviv. company has merged. with the US gaming firm Unity in. November 2022 to form an endto-end. platform for the app economy. What does.

that mean? >> Yeah. So, I mean, >> what is all that? What did you just say? >> What? What did you say? What did you. say? >> What did you just say? >> What did you say, man? >> What are you talking about? >> Israelis Iron Source Trades. >> They are the best at it. They figured. out Pegasus. That's how uh whoever got. Jeff Bezos got him. They got him through. a WhatsApp link. So, that was the first. Pegasus. I'd send you a WhatsApp message. like Santino, you got to check this out. And you'd be like, "What is it?" And so. you check out some, you know, some ex. article that I send you, but as you're. clicking on it, it puts an exploit into.

your phone. So now they have full access. to your phone. >> [ __ ]. >> They get all your dickpicks, all your. photos, all your dirty little text. messages. >> All my dickpicks are from Jamie. >> But now with Pegasus 2, all they need is. your phone number. >> [ __ ]. >> Just your phone number. >> Bonkers. >> Yeah, >> that's so dark. >> It's nuts. How can they protect it? You. can't protect it. >> Yeah, it's it's really hard. And then. you think, well, I'll just use encrypt. apps. Encrypted apps like. >> Well, WhatsApp does that, right? >> WhatsApp. Yeah. And then there's also.

Signal. And then there's like Telegram. and a few other ones, but. >> they can get in those too if they want. to. They did it with Tucker Carlson. Tucker Carlson was going to um to the. Soviet Union or doesn't exist anymore. He was going to Russia to talk to Well, see that was a Freudian because they're. probably trying to bring that [ __ ]. back. He was going to Russia to try to. meet with Putin and they found out and. they contacted him and they said, "We. read your signal." And he's like, "What? I didn't even know you could do that.". >> What did he say on the What did What was.

it? >> Well, his signal chat was he was going. back and forth with someone about. setting up a meeting with Putin. M. >> And so the State Department or whoever. it was, >> whoever it was in the Biden. administration made the call signal. >> made the call to spend an extraordinary. amount of money to unencrypt. >> his signal. >> Jesus. >> Yeah. And read his messages because, you. know, you're not supposed to be talking. to people we don't like. >> Can't be talking to people you don't. like. >> Yeah. We might might get a wrong opinion.

of who that person is, which I kind of. get it. I know what you're saying. Uh, I. don't ne ever think that not talking to. people is the solution, but I do. understand what they're saying. >> Yeah. But traditionally, don't we. usually try to talk to people so we can. try to figure out. >> Yeah. >> how we can make some headway. >> It would be the better option for. everybody, especially if cooler heads. could prevail. But the thing about this. Ukraine Russia thing is like I think. Trump grossly underestimated the amount. of work that it's going to take to stop. this. you know, when he got but when he.

was running, he was saying that one day. get me in the office and one day I'll. have a deal. >> No, there's. >> no deal. >> There's no deal. And the thing is like. Putin is very smart. He's not going to, you know, he's going to play. He's like. going to cat and mouse this. Like you. can't just say I'm going to be able to. do a deal with Putin, you know, because. I'm the alpha. He's like, really? >> It's not how it works. I feel like. pushing into Poland, >> you know, and like things can get real. squirrely because of that because you.

can't. >> that's a that's a former KGB guy who is. uh like a a Russian. nationalist, right? Like he's he's the. president of Russia for how long now? How long has he been running Russia? >> Forever. I mean, since I can remember. I. don't know. >> How long has he been around? >> You can't out alpha that guy. >> No, he's the guy. >> Yeah. I mean, maybe you can have some. sort of a deal could be made, but if you. think you're gonna be able to say, "I'll.

have a deal tomorrow." He's like, "Nah.". >> No, you won't. >> I don't think so. I'm going to the. woods. >> I'm going to go [ __ ] something. I think. you'll wait. He's riding a bear with no. shirt on. So, >> I think you have to wait. >> I will ride bear. >> You know, there's a lot of people that. think he might be one of the richest men. alive. >> Well, well, well, they don't disclose, so who knows? >> He has no idea. No one has any idea how. much money he has, you know, and he's. not going to just listen to you. >> No, >> you're poor to him. >> Yeah. You mean. >> Trump's only got like a couple billion. Like, shut up. >> Yeah. You like a couple billion dollar?

>> You good? It's nice for you. I have boat. your size of your entire GDP. >> I have yacht the size of White House. >> They got some crazy ass yachts they. stole, too. That was another weird thing. during the Ukrainian invasion. Everybody. was like, "Yeah, well, all your rich. friends were stealing their boats. They. stole all the yachts from all the. oligarchs. Oh, that's funny. >> And I was always like, "Where did those. yachts go? Who gets to keep them? What's. going on?" I just. >> He's got them. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They. stole it from the Russians, the.

international community. >> [ __ ]. >> Where are they now? >> A lot of them are parked in ports and. they have to be maintained because. otherwise you lose the value of the. boats. And those v like a boat like one. of them Russian oligarch yachts, bro, that is millions and millions of dollars. every year just to maintain it. Just to. maintain it. >> Just to maintain it. >> And then like every couple of years you. got to pull it out of the [ __ ] water. and they got to clean it and put new. paint on it and like. >> do you know how much money that costs?

>> Yeah. >> You have to be so rich just to maintain. it. And then they just took them from. them and then they just have them. somewhere and then the states like. >> states paying for it. Yeah, like I. there's one of them that was in Italy. and so the Italians had to pay and. they're like, "We don't have this. [ __ ] money. >> I don't want to pay for this. >> Why am I paying for this? >> They they're [ __ ]. >> I mean, how many Let's find out. Let's. take a guess. How many Russian oligarch. yachts were captured? >> How many do you think were confiscated. if you had to guess?

>> I want to say 14.". >> Oh, I was going to say I I wanted to say. something in the number of like 30 or. 40. I mean, the amount of money that's. out there in these guys, I mean, it's. endless. It's endless trail of money. Mult I bet you a lot of these people had. multiple yachts. >> I bet. >> they got a yacht for a yacht. You got a. tug yacht. You know, >> you got a yacht for your hose. >> You got a yacht for the hose. >> Yacht for your family. >> Yeah. Yacht for your other family. >> They do. I get They have They have. yachts to get for cocaine. >> Yeah. >> Just This is cocaine. >> My cocaine yacht. >> My cocaine yacht. Look. All black. Get.

it? >> Get it? >> It's all black, not white. Get it? I. treat them. I trick. I'm playing. >> This is where my cocaine is. It looks. You could find all the coke. Everything. is black. The floors, the tables. >> There's coke everywhere. >> Two co. >> If you lose a little coke, you know. where it goes. >> You just look for white stuff. >> A wild term. I don't I haven't found the. number yet, but one of them I was. looking up. Uh they got it in Fiji and I. was already reading about how they had. it shipped back to Hawaii, but now it's. for auction. >> Oh. And. >> so now we should buy it.

>> Yeah. But now you're going to be the. owner of this Russian guy's yacht that. wants it back. >> No. No. He's going to understand. >> cuz they said he wanted to buy it back. >> No, no. I'm going to tell him. I'm going. to tell him. Browse mine now. I'm sorry. >> He'll just let you have it. >> 300 million. >> It was worth 300 million when it was. seized in 2022. >> Look at the size of it. >> It has six decks, I think, is what? >> It's a [ __ ] apartment. 348. >> Apartment building. >> Yeah. >> Not an apartment. >> That's what I meant. Apartments. >> Yeah. Three. government seized the. gleaming yacht three years ago when it.

was docked at a marina in Fiji with. local assistance. They argued that the. vessel called Amadea, Latin for God's. love, was owned by Sullean Kermov, a. Russian oligarch under US sanctions with. a network of worth of 16.4 billion. according to Forbes and ties to. President Vladimir Putin of Russia. Isn't that funny? All you have to do is. have ties to them. They can steal your. boat. >> 16.4 billion. Yeah. >> And that's probably a guess, right? >> Well, that's what's weird. It's like.

ties to him. Like what what are the. extent of those ties? >> How do they know each other? >> Someone else owned it on paper, though. >> Oh, on paper. The owner was a different. wealthy Russian, Eduardo. [Music]. >> Kudenov. >> Kudenov. >> Kudento. A one-time pigreeder. Jesus. Christ. Who had not been sanctioned by. the United States. Mr. Kudanitov's claim. on the Amadea began a legal battle that. has delayed the yacht sale and could. pose problems for its eventual owner. Well, if they just stole it from the pig. farmer, then what the [ __ ] us?

>> Yeah, what are we doing? >> How' this guy get it? How'd the first. guy get it? >> This is obviously bought in someone. else's. >> name. The first guy he said. >> Oh, the oligarch. >> Yeah, that's who they took it from. >> He was borrowing it. >> He's borrowing it. He asked me to. borrow. When you're that rich, bro, it's. a flex. >> Let me take that yacht. >> You want to borrow my yacht? Take it. I. don't give a [ __ ]. >> Take the yacht. Kill the chef. I don't. care. >> I killed the chef. >> Kill the chef. Shoot him in the head if. you don't like the way your stick is. pooped. >> Chef just standing there. Please me. >> There was at least six or seven other. yachts I was reading up on. And that was. not the biggest one.

>> That's not the biggest one. >> No. No. No. >> Whoa. What's the biggest one they. seized? >> I'm telling you, >> those guys are balling. So, 141 m. That's slightly bigger. >> And you wonder why Nancy Pelosi keeps. embezzling money like this. >> Smart. She wants. >> She's not embezzling. She's uh insider. trading. >> Yeah, insider. >> She's doing it legally, though. >> Yeah, of course. >> So, what the [ __ ] They're all doing it. >> Why? Why complain? >> Wow. >> Whoa. >> That's a little bigger. >> See, when you're around all this, you're. like, why do the Russians get all the. yachts?

>> Nirvana. >> That's. >> Paul. We need more money. >> That is [ __ ] insane. Wait, look. Go. back. Look at the size of that [ __ ]. little jet ski next to that thing. Look. how big that is, >> bro. That yacht's giant. >> It's huge. >> Three decks. How many feet long is that? Well, there's these are listed in. meters. >> 80 me 82 meters. >> What is that? >> No, it's. >> 240 ft about the same. >> Look at you. That was quick. >> It's like three. >> Yeah, just about three. >> There's like a um a formula that you do.

when you convert like meters to feet. meters to yards. How do you do that? Like someone told me from the archery. community told me how to do that. If you. have like a rangefinder that says meters. 1.090, >> right? That's right. Yeah. meters and yards. >> So if it's like which one's longer. >> meter. >> Oh, okay. So 100 meters like 110 yards. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Give or take. Yeah. >> There you go. >> I know. The only reason I know that. because of golf.

>> when if you golf if I golf overseas they. always do meters, >> right? >> And they don't convert for you. >> Oh. >> So you'll go they when they say it. they'll go, you know, down in Australia. >> like 128 and you're like 128. >> Oh, you got to do it for yourself. Oh. no. I had my phone out at one point. I. was like, "I'm 28. I got to [ __ ] put. it in the thing.". >> Oh, that's funny. >> They were making fun of me like, "Come. on, Matt. You don't know you don't know. any [ __ ] conversions." I'm like, "No, I don't know my conversions, man.". >> They taught us in high school and then. they gave up. >> Well, we g I gave up, >> but I they gave up like by the time I. was out of high school, they stopped.

doing it. >> Same thing with curses. >> This is 85. They gave up, but they gave. up on the metric system in ' 85. They. were going to try to impart the metric. system in the entire country. >> Yeah, we weren't interested. >> Nope. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. >> We got the bomb, [ __ ]. >> We got the bomb, dude. We're doing our. own numbers, man. >> We're digging inches and you can suck my. dick inches and pounds. Go [ __ ] yourself. with your metric system. >> It's kind of funny. >> Yeah, I like it. >> [ __ ] you and [ __ ] soccer. >> [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. >> [ __ ] you. America was like, "We're not.

doing it.". >> Yeah, we didn't do it. >> Not doing it. Sorry. >> Now we got a we got a sport like soccer, but it's like concussion. We just run at. each other full [ __ ] speed, >> crushing each other. goes, "Yeah, >> gladiator shit.". >> Yeah. Um I wonder what's worse for you, that or fighting. >> I used to think it was that, but then I. started watching some documentaries. about um oldtime fighters. >> Bad. >> Oh my god, dude. >> Well, you remember when the NHL was.

going to ban fighting and then I think. they found out there was research that. found out that the most concussions that. came from on the ice were from board. hits. >> Oh, yeah. heads bouncing off the board. >> Yeah, for sure. >> So, they were like the fights weren't. because you're so unstable on skates. >> Mhm. >> The fighting wasn't as brutal as. obviously ground fighting because you. have you have you have stability, right? >> I saw a dude judo throw a guy though. >> It's pretty rad. >> Uh yeah, it's kind of uncool.

>> It's not cool. >> The guy takes his helmet off and you. judo throw him. He could die. He. >> could. Did he? >> Easily. I don't know. I don't know what. happened. It didn't look like he died, but he definitely got KO'ed. This dude. hip tossed him. >> Those ice fights though, they're they're. brutal, but they the bouncing of the. head off the glass. They say, >> "Watch this.". >> Whoa. Ah, he bounced on his back, I. think. >> Bro, his head hit the ground, son. Look. at this. 100%. His head. >> It's a good throw. >> His head hit the ground 100%. >> Yeah, that's not good. >> Boom. Right there. 100%. There's a. bounce. You see? >> Yeah. That's not good. >> Not good. >> Not good, dude. >> Yeah, that was a good throw. Good.

>> I was just It was a good throw, too. >> As a guy who appreciates. >> his positioning was perfect, dude. >> Really knew his [ __ ] That's the thing. If you could teach like a judo. practitioner, you could teach like a. Carl Parisian or a Yoel Romero or Hector. Lumb. Well, Yoel Romero was a wrestler, but Hector Lombard, he was a jiu-jitsu. champion from Cuba. Teach a guy like. that how to fight in hockey games, you're in [ __ ] trouble, son. Yeah, buddy. >> Grab a hold of your [ __ ] If he's a. really good skater, and I'm sure he's. got amazing balance because every judoka. has insane balance. You have to be able. to like rotate your your your weight,

transfer your weight at the split. split-second intervals. And you got to. be able to manipulate another person's. body and weight and the kind of strength. that you would have slam someone on the. ice like that. Like. >> Well, that's when it's over though. That's the only rule of hockey, right? If you're down, it's out. >> Is that the rule? >> You can't Well, your fight's over when. they go down. Yeah. You can't [ __ ]. You can't hit him when he's down. >> Aren't they doing like a whole fight. league where they like a hockey fight. thing? >> Yeah. I feel like the Russians have that. like a hockey skate sky fight thing. Russians have people fighting in cars. Have you seen the car fights?

>> No, dude. >> You You buckled up in a seat belt. >> I have seen this. Yeah. Yeah. And they. just start beating the [ __ ] [ __ ] out. of each other. >> That is insane. >> It's so insane, dude. It's so insane. >> Yeah. These guys, right? Yeah. This. exactly right. There's just there's just. ice fights. >> Oh my god. This is so crazy. So, they. have MMA gloves on. They're fighting on. ice. This is nuts, dude. This is Oh, spinning back fist. >> Closer to your basketball court thing, though. There's no walls. >> Yeah. No, pretty good idea. Except the. whole. >> can't go down on the ground. >> The the the whole skate thing is.

nonsense. Like the whole Why are you. limiting people's movement? >> Yeah, but it is it is so much harder to. fight on ice. >> Oh yeah, >> it's [ __ ] so hard. >> Well, also it's such a factor that if. you're a really good skater but a shitty. boxer, you could [ __ ] a guy up. Was. probably better than you. >> for sure. >> cuz he he's not going to know how to. balance himself. He's transferring. weight. You could just kind of pop pop. him and he won't be able to do anything. about it. You can keep it together and. just like gently pop them like stumbling. all over the place. It's just a dumb way. to fight. >> Ice fights. Ice fights, baby.

>> It is weird though that hockey allows. fights. >> I love it. >> It's weird. >> Yeah. >> It's weird that there's like one sport. that like, eh, >> it's tradition. >> Weird. >> I know. But it is. But but I do think. also because the brutality of the fights. wouldn't be as gruesome as that of. >> NBA, NFL, you know, with Brown. So. they're they I think they factor in the. fact that it's like these fights don't. really last long. They get a couple. shots, it's usually over and they. usually break it up pretty quickly. When. the refs can sneak in, they will.

>> Yeah. >> I love it. I think it's such a cool part. of the sport. >> It's a great part of the sport. Without. that, people going to hate it. >> Bare knuckle. There's bare knuckle ice, dude. >> Of course they did. Of course they did. Oh, with the helmets on. The helmets are. smart, honestly, cuz when you get KO'ed. and your head bounces off the ground, you really need that helmet. But you. could also break the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of. your hand on that helmet. >> Oh, they are for sure. For sure. Hurt. >> Yeah, that's a terrible way to break. your hand. >> Bare Knuckle Ice Fights. Sponsored by. Buffalo Wild Wings. >> Sponsored by Fizer. >> Yeah. >> Do you have brain damage?

>> Yeah. >> Does it make you depressed? >> Try taking Zolexans. Zoladans will figure everything out for. you. >> Yeah. Um, we live in some weird times, my. friend. We really do. Well, we're trying. we're trying our best. >> Yeah, >> we're trying our best in a totally. [ __ ] up time. I do think I do think. we're going to see a swing. I think. things are Which way? >> I think things are going to even out a. little bit and get a little bit calmer. I think people It's so chaotic. >> I hope so. I hope cooler heads prevail.

>> cuz we're in a bad way. >> But there's a lot of people. unfortunately in this country that don't. see uh a bright future for themselves. And this is also part of the problem. with the narratives that we're being fed. on social media is that they start. looking at their economic future and it. looks very bleak and they want to point. a finger at someone like somebody [ __ ]. me. Like why are these people there's a. few people that have all this money, >> you know? And this is one of the things. one of them CEOs was talking about on a. podcast that like. that they have to be really careful.

because like once AI does happen like. people are going to come for them. >> Oh yeah. Like the people are going to. like did you see what happened in Nepal? >> They took over the whole government. >> Oh, they overthrew it. >> They overthrew the government and they. they voted in a new leader on Discord. >> That's how they voted in their new. leader. Wow. >> They took over the government because. the government was trying to impose. rules on what they could post online, what they could see online. And the. young people had enough. >> They were like, "No.".

>> And they're like, "E [ __ ] enough.". And they it was an actual overthrowing. of the government, >> which I do not know if it was. orchestrated by an intelligence agency. That's the problem. I used to think, what a great story. That's so cool. And. then I met Then I met Mike Benz and he's. like, "No, US A has been funding these. things for years." Like what? >> No. Yes. They It's. >> He was saying USA's for things that are. too dirty for the CIA. So they farm it. off to these NOS. >> The government officials had to leave.

the their parliament building by. helicopter. Whoa, >> chaos with so much, >> bro. >> That's awesome. They're hanging on to. helicopters. That's crazy. >> Yeah, I haven't watched a lot of the. videos. There's a guy who I think he was. randomly traveling on motorcycle through. there while this was happening and he's. just sort of stayed. >> that. >> and he keeps filming like on the ground. stuff. It. >> is so nuts. Imagine like look, we can. get you out here, but we don't have time. to get you in the helicopter. >> You they're at the door. Just put this. [ __ ] thing between your legs and hang. on. Do you have gloves? Do you have.

gloves? Hang on. Is it in Catman do. >> by the way? How long do you think you. could hang on to that without a strap? >> Zero seconds. Like zero seconds. That's. going to be tough. >> Yeah, that's a wire, son. >> Yeah, that's tough. >> That's a nylon wire. >> Nepal is burning. >> Wow. The real story behind Go back. What did. it say? >> [ __ ]. >> Which one was it? >> I don't do that. Yeah. >> Yeah. Um Nepal Gen Z protest. The real. story behind the uprising. Connecting. the dots. Look, they're all fil.

Everyone's got their camera out and some. people have masks on. Jesus Christ, man. >> We live in the dumbest of times and the. wildest of times. >> The mask thing. It's like every time I. see someone with a mask on, I'm like, you got to stop. You got to stop. >> They're everywhere. I still see them. everywhere. >> But it's like a it's a green light for. idiots to just also be able to commit. crimes because you're allowing people to. cover their face, which used to be a red. light. >> I know. Like if you go into a bank with.

a mask on, in the past it was like, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." This guy's. got a mask on. Everybody got their guns. out. >> Now it's normal. >> Normal to see it. This guy, this fully. masked guy, uh, my buddy Sean sent me a. video of a guy on his block, their. security camera. Broad daylight, middle. of the day, getting groceries out of his. car with his kid and his wife. Guy runs. up to him with a with a gun, robs him of. his watch. >> Oh, Jesus Christ. >> Broad daylight, fully masked up, you. know. >> Where was this at? in LA. >> Oh my god. >> In the valley. The video is wild, dude.

The wife comes out. He points the gun. right at at the wife. >> Oh my god. >> And I mean, doesn't doesn't shoot. anybody. Thank god the guys are the kids. are everything was safe. But he got but. he goes, "Take it off." You can hear the. audio. Goes, "Take it off." And he takes. his watch off pretty quickly, gives it. to him, and he gets in his car and they. speed away. And I was like, >> this wasn't cruising through the. neighborhood, seeing a guy unloading his. car. They saw him at the grocery store, clocked it, and we're like, "We're. following." No, >> they do that all the time to people. >> We're following that guy home. That's. why I always say if he gets caught, he'll be out of jail. >> Yeah. >> No cash bail. >> They're never going to catch him. The.

car was stolen. >> Even if he gets caught, it doesn't. matter. They'll let him out. >> Yeah. It's crazy. >> What is that about? >> I Dude, >> like if I wanted to destroy society, that's how I would do it. >> I just allow I'm not saying that that's. why they do it, but if I wanted to. destroy society, I would just say, listen, the way to combat all this. inequality is world in the world is. whenever someone gets arrested, you just. let them go. >> Just let them go. >> because otherwise you're racist. Like, oh, okay. They just let people out like. let violent criminals back on the. streets. No. Like. >> none of these people ever have any.

solution for how to make the places. where these people grow up less violent. Zero. Zero discussion about it, no talk. about it, >> right? >> They just think that there's systemic. racism and so that's why people get. arrested. Like, okay, >> instead of trying to fix it. And then. the way people can gaslight. other people's behavior in order to find. some sort of a way of not giving the. people on the other side a win. One of.

the craziest conversations I saw people. have online in one of those cable talk. shows was uh. they were having a conversation about. why this guy would shoot Charlie Kirk. and they were the the angle they were. taking was that he was in a relationship. a loving amazing relationship with. another man who was a trans woman. >> Charlie Kirk was. >> No, no, no. The guy was the shooter. What the [ __ ]. >> The guy was the shooter. >> Oh, right. Is that true? >> That's why Yeah. allegedly. And that.

that's why when Charlie Kirk's words. hurt so much that he had to take action. like gaslighting and justifying an. assassination. >> Yeah. >> Because this guy was saying mean things. about trans people. Like don't listen. >> Yeah. >> Don't listen. >> Did he say mean things about trans. people, by the way? That's the other. thing. >> Um Well, he definitely said that they. were not really women, >> right? Which I don't think is mean. because it's biologically accurate. It's. just insensitive to people who want you. to go along with it. >> Right. >> That's what it is. I just don't follow. the man enough. I don't know anything.

about I I saw clips, so that's all I. That was my my perspective was watching. him do trolly clips online. I mean, the. guy trolled a lot online. >> Yeah. Well, he did a lot to get people. riled up. >> big time. Big time. >> A lot about DEI. That's one of the. reasons why people think he's very, you. know, very problematic. He was against. He's also said the the civil rights bill. and but he had a really good point. You. said it should be just a one-page thing. Instead of that, it should be a one-page.

thing that says it is illegal to. discriminate on the basis of race, color, ethnicity. Simple, >> right? >> Which makes sense. >> Like it should be illegal to do that. >> It is correct. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I mean, >> but it's like, you know, you have all. these conversations and some of them, you know, some of them look not so good. out of context. And that's easy to do. when a guy's 31 years old. If you if I. had a podcast when I was 31, do you. think people hate me now? >> Would have been way worse.

>> It would have been way worse. Yeah. I. would have said a lot of stupid [ __ ]. >> Oh, dude. We I say dumb [ __ ] on our show. every week. >> Well, that's the problem with having a. comedy show, too, though. It's like. comedy show like especially when you're. talking to comedians. We're so used to. talking normal to each other. Just. saying what's on our mind and saying. >> and saying things that we heard rather. than worrying about how other people are. going to feel. And when you do that. publicly, people are like, "You get to. talk like that? This is cra you guys. just said you'd suck each other's dicks. for a few dollars. This is crazy.". >> Yeah. >> But it's you're not allowed to do that.

in most jobs, right? And this, I think, is the origin of all this FCC stuff. I. think they wanted to keep it that way. I. think they wanted to keep people kind of. muted. No swearing. This is what father. knows best tonight at 8:00 p.m. Leave it. to Beaver. There was all these stupid. [ __ ] shows that were like social. programming and they were designed to. keep people calm and complacent because. we had dealt with 5,000 years of people. being murderous barbarians. And so once.

they got the chance to broadcast things. on TV, they just broadcast this [ __ ]. version of a human being and we just we. all just accepted that that's how people. were. And the only way they could do. that is to limit what you're allowed to. talk about, limit the language you're. allowed to use, and have a bunch of. stupid commercials jammed in there every. 15 minutes or whatever it is to make you. feel stupid, and just keep shoving that. down your throat. >> And it worked. >> till you die. >> Drink your [ __ ] Ovaltine. >> Mhm. Yeah. And uh stay away from.

saturated fat. And that's that's what. they did forever. And now people are. kind of waking up that that's dumb. Yeah. And I think that's part of what. this Jimmy Kimmel thing is like why it. what outragees one of the things that. outrages young people in particular and. and also comics, but is that we live in. a time where you can have a show like. this, right? Where there's no one has. talked to us before we did this. No. one's going to talk to us after. If they. do, I don't listen. We just say what we.

think and you put it out there, >> right? If imagine if the government had. to get involved, you know, Andrew. Santino and Joe Rogan's vile comments, we're going to remove them from the. internet. Like, according to who? So, the the young people go, "Who the [ __ ]. is that guy?" Right? >> It's like Conor McGregor and Jeremy. Stevens. >> Who the [ __ ] is that guy? >> Who the [ __ ] is that guy? Cuz that's. what it's like. It's like, who are you? What? That's a And people are just. waking up. What? That's an organization. that can tell you what you could say on.

TV while you have YouTube, >> right? while you have X, while you have. [ __ ] literal Nazis who are posting. videos every day and that's okay and. that can have 24 million views, but this. talk show that has like what was the 18. to 34 of the Jimmy Kimmel show, that was. what was also crazy. >> Yeah, >> not good. >> No, the numbers were pretty low. Pretty. low. >> But all late night and TV is low. >> All late night is low because it's a. it's a limited format. >> He would be way better off if he had an.

internet show. >> 100%. 100% just him do whatever the [ __ ]. he wants. He'd probably make more money, >> especially now, which is probably one of. the reasons why they wanted to bring him. back. They're probably like, "Oh, it's. like. >> right now is a good time to keep this. guy on our side.". >> 100%. >> Yeah. Because he flies free. >> If they fired him and then he got paid. out or if he his lawyers made a deal. like look, buy him out, we're done. Cuz. I think he only had till the end of the. year before they were going to. renegotiate a contract anyway. >> Oh, I didn't know that.

>> I think so. That's what I read today. But there's so much misinformation. >> Yeah. Who knows what it is. >> But I'm going to need to see some. emails. >> I'm going to need to see some text. messages. I want to know what the [ __ ]. what happened behind the scenes. >> Yeah. >> Or um not are we put him back on the air. and you guys shut the [ __ ] up, which. seems to be like what's happening. >> Yeah. >> But anybody that's like in support of. it, it's like understand where that. goes. Even if he's incorrect. If he's. incorrect, people should vote with their.

viewership. Okay? If you're upset at him. that he got that incorrect or that he's. politically biased, don't watch anymore. And plenty of people will watch and let. the market decide. >> Don't let the government step in. No. >> And and the government and and people in. the government call you talentless and. vile and all these different things. Like, settle down. >> It is so funny how he's like he has no. talent. You're like, well, I mean, yeah, >> he's been on he's been on TV for years. Objectively, he's talented. That's not. even enough. >> What does that mean? He's been on the.

radio and he's been on TV for like a. hundred years. What are you talking. about? >> Quite talented. >> He's my age. He's a dinosaur. He's been. He's been on TV forever. Like, this is. crazy. >> Yeah. >> And he's not Hitler, you know, and. neither was Charlie Kirk, you know, and. this is where we're lost. Like, there's. real monsters in the world. I watched a. video today that I shouldn't have. watched and it was a video from Gaza. where they found these three men that. they suspected of uh. of.

doing something or sharing information. with Israel and they gunned him down on. the street colluding with Israel in some. way and they the video was horrific. >> They have these guys blindfolded. They. kicked him in the back, face down, and. just gunned him down in front of. everybody. There's a large crowd of. people watching, and they're all. filming. >> Gross. >> And it's [ __ ] horrific, man. It's. horrific. It's. so rough to watch. Like, that's going on. right now at the same time as this.

stupid [ __ ] argument. You know, there's so many things we. should be paying attention to. There's. so many things that are just absolutely. insane in the world right now and we're. focused on this one thing as if this is. the end of the world. >> There's a giant something headed our way. that many of these wacko conspiracy. theorists that I follow think is a UFO. There's a there's that one that they're. some people think it's a comet and that. Avi Loe guy from Harvard, he doesn't.

think it's a comet. I think it's a UFO. >> and he he thinks it's some sort of an. intergalactic spaceship that's traveling. from somewhere else come near us. And. then there's a bigger one behind it. There's a new one that they just. discovered very recently. >> That's the other yacht. That's the other. space yacht. >> Just a couple of [ __ ] spaces. >> They got expelled from space Russia. Have to run. They're trying to take away. spaceship. >> We will shoot your yacht into space. >> Yeah. Did you see that orb? I sent it to. Jamie. So, there's this orb that they.

apparently have carbon dated and this. orb that has all these weird writings on. it. It's very strange looking. It's made. out of some some alloy of aluminum. that's three times stronger than. military grade aluminum. >> and. buggas. >> It got labeled or it got dated to 12,560. years old. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Yeah. So, it's straight from a. radioarbon lab report dated September.

19th, 2025. So, look at that thing. Look. at the drawings on it. Like, if this. thing's actually 12,000. plus years old and has these. inscriptions on it that looks like this. very strange. >> looks like a micro. >> language. Yeah. And the center of it. looks exactly like a microchip. And that. this is made out of some sort of an. aluminum alloy that's three times. stronger than military grade aluminum. >> You know what those look like coming out. of that microchip? that picture there. little mushrooms. >> So, let's let's go back. Grow go up a.

little, Jamie. Right here. Um the the. sample was treated with HCI cleaned and. burned at 900° C centigrade or Celsius. Uh graphite conversion measured by. accelerator mass spectrometer compared. against official oxylic acid standards. plus or minus 30 years uncertainty. So, yeah, it's wild. >> Um, I sent this to my friend Jesse.

Michaels, who's got an awesome, uh, YouTube channel. You should check it. out. It's called American Alchemy, and. he is my go-to expert when anything is. really [ __ ] screwy online. Like, is. this real? I'll send him stuff like. that. So, what he was telling me though. that there is an issue. um with the actual uh dating of it. Uh, okay. Okay, so the carbon dating is real. and we this is from Jesse uh and we. assume that we have an aluminum spear.

three times the hardness of modern. aerospace aluminum which was created. 12,600 years ago at the start of the. younger dus. It's a full paradigm shift. uh on another Oh, there's uh so this is. what he was saying though that there was. a an issue with the way they analyzed. it. Uh. I can't find it. But what he's saying is. that the stuff that's on the outside, like the resin, which is what they're.

examining. So, the the resin that. they're examining, there's an issue. Oh, here it is. Uh, apparently when you. carbon date the prochemical resin, you. might get an artificially old date. >> Okay, so they're trying to figure this. out. When the Georgia team tested it, it. seemed legit. Uh, but there is an issue with modern. prochemical resin. Here, I'll send this. to Jamie.

It's complicated because the problem. with something like that is I want to. believe in it so bad. Like, please space. people, come and fix us. >> Please space people, >> please. We're so [ __ ] Come get us. >> Come get us before we elect Chelsea. Handler for president. >> Come get us. Like, look at this. Look at. this. Uh, so this is what. >> I just saw. I was reading a Reddit. comment about it. It the this. is the report. >> It says analysis for the for a minifer. samples. >> Mhm. >> The four minifer is uh this a.

single-sellled organism. >> What? >> Not Yeah. >> What does that mean? >> That this they tested something. different than what they're saying they. tested. I think that's what the. comments. >> I thought they were saying the resin. The resin is treated in ultrasound bath. for 30 minutes at room temperature. So. the sample was dried out and treated. with uh 1N HCI to remove possible. carbonates. After that the sample was. rinsed in ultra pure water and dried at. 105° C for accelerator mass spectrome.

spectrometry. >> And now say that five times analysis. The clean samples were combusted at 900°. Celsius evacuated sealed ampules. the. presence of CuO the resulting carbon. dioxide is cryogenically purified from. the other reaction product. Jesus Christ. reaction products and catalytically. converted to graphite using a method of. da get to the point. Uh sample ratios.

were compared to the ratio measured from. the oxylic acid one. The sample tested. ratios were measured separately. The. quoted unccalibrated dates have been. given in radiocarbon years before 1,950. years BP. What is BP? Before present and. using the halflife of 5,568. years. I don't know what they just said. Do you? >> I don't have a [ __ ] clue. >> So, it's a few thousand years old. So,

it says age years before present 12,560. If that's BP, if that's what they're. saying by BP, that's 12,000 BC, not uh. the younger dus. That's that's quite a. bit before that. That's like 2,000. because the younger dus is somewhere. around 12,000 years ago. So that's 2,000. years before that. Either way, if that. [ __ ] thing really is 12,000 years. old, what is that? >> What is that? And how is how are they. who's making something that's a a.

beautiful sphere like that that's three. times harder than modern aluminum. >> and 12,000 years ago with no no tools, no nothing. Just. >> I don't like it. >> I don't like that [ __ ]. >> I like it a lot. >> Yeah, I know. It's creeps me the [ __ ]. out. What? It's coming. I'm telling you. that. >> Well, that's the thing. I think we. erroneously assume that what we have is. stable. >> Oh, no. Yeah, this is gone. I think they. thought it was stable back then, too, when they were building the pyramids.

Like, listen, we're always going to know. who built these. Real simple. Everyone's. going to know. You can do it with your. mind. >> Everyone's going to know how to move the. blocks. It's simple. We don't even have. to write it down. >> Show them, Mike. Do the thing. >> Very good. Very nice. >> Some sort of sound machine that was. rising. >> Yeah. >> Like making raising these enormous stone. blocks, >> spinning it. He's like, "Stop down the. mountain, vibrating. that's like moving in the. air. Who knows what they did, but. whatever they did, they get hit by a big. rock from space.

And there was a few savages left and it. took them about 5,000 years before they. reinvented civilization. >> And that could happen to us, bro. >> It's gonna. >> And that might be the one thing that. makes us want to get the AI rolling. That's the sphere. How cool is that? >> It's pretty cool. Looks like a helmet. almost. >> Say they're saying that these dots are. the resin I suppose, right? >> Ah. >> Oh, okay. >> And I guess I'm I'm asking in my head.

like why would we assume that that's. going to be carbon material if it's, you. know, if the whole thing is a metal. sphere, why would we need organic. material in it? >> Well, it's the only thing that they. could test. But the problem is if you. take that thing and someone made it a. 100 years ago and you stick it in old. dirt and then you test that 12,000 year. old dirt like Eureka, this ball is. 12,000 years old. Step right up. >> and pay to see it. >> Just old dirt. >> Also, here's the thing. If you can make.

something that's three times the. hardness of modern. aircraft aluminum, couldn't you draw. better half moons? >> Yeah, I should be able to. Why does that. look so shitty? It's. >> like a bad tattoo. >> Yeah, it looks like Yeah, like someone. did it on the boardwalk in Atlantic. City. You got it done when you were. drunk. >> The Borgata. >> You got some Chinese letters and they. bleed out. >> Says peace and hope. >> and it's bleeding out, right? Like that. looks shitty. That doesn't look good. Like if you saw something that was made. today, like even the stuff that they.

made in Egypt, it was like way better. >> I also feel like I've only seen this. angle of this thing. >> Yeah. They're not showing like the other. side of it. >> That's true. Like look at that thing in. the left. the upper left. That little. half moon, the tip of the half moon on. the the top one. Yeah. Look how shitty. that one is. >> Yeah, they did a bad job. >> They did a bad job. It's like when. you're a kid and you get a coloring book. and you go outside the lines, >> [ __ ] loser. >> Yeah, you [ __ ] up. >> You [ __ ] up. It's not usable. >> Yeah, that's weird, dude. Weird. >> Weird. And look at the the image, the.

closeup of the circuit board. >> Yeah, it's a Yeah, it does look like a. little microchip circuit board. But that. also makes me think like now go [ __ ]. yourself because now you're playing with. me. >> Yeah, they're just [ __ ] with us. >> Why are you making like a modern version. of it? Why does it have that fake Mona. Lisa in that thread? >> I'm just looking at the comments. People. are talking all sorts of [ __ ]. >> That's that fake Mona Lisa. >> Yeah. >> Talking all sorts of [ __ ]. >> Do you know that one? >> Yeah. This this that phony Mona you got. to pee, >> huh? >> You got to pee right now. >> I got to piss like a racist. >> I knew. I could tell.

>> You can see it in my eye. >> I could tell when a man starts wiggling. in his chest. >> He's got a piss. I could tell that. feeling. You're like, >> "I drank three three [ __ ] cups of. coffee and then missed like an idiot.". >> Oh, that's not good. Uh should we wrap. it up? >> Let's do it. >> Let's do it, my man. Uh your special. available now, White Noise on Hulu. >> Uh I heard it's hilarious. >> No, [ __ ] you. >> It says it. It says it, dude. I'm just. trying to help you. >> When we went to New York and and Burr. was like, "Do you see this [ __ ]. shit?". >> And I looked up and I was like, "What is. that?" He's like, "They got this is the. name they're doing for us." I was like,

"Well, what are you going to do?". Whatever. Special's good. Go watch it. >> What's good that they're doing it. though, Hulu's put out a lot of. specials. They put out Burr special. Your special. Did they do one with. Gaffigan as well? >> Gaffigan. Sebastian's coming. >> Sebastian. Nice. >> They got some really good ones. >> Listen, the more the better. >> Yeah, man. >> Yeah. The more streaming specials, the. more competition there is for, you know, >> it's better for all of us. >> Better for comics. Yeah, for sure. >> And then maybe coming soon the Jimmy. Kimmel show to Hulu. It'll be hilarious. >> It'll be hilarious.

>> All right, my brother. I love you to. death. Uh, how long are you staying in. town? >> I'm going uh Kill Tony tonight. >> Are you here tomorrow? >> I got to leave tomorrow. Shut the [ __ ]. up. I got to go. >> I got a show tomorrow. Come on. >> I know. I got to go. >> Do you have to? >> I do. >> All right. Next time. >> Bye everybody. >> Bye. [Music].