Joe Rogan Experience #2380 - Jordan Jensen

Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. >> The Joe Rogan Experience. >> Train by day. Joe Rogan podcast by. night. All day. >> Jordan. >> Hello. >> We're up. What's up? >> Oh, good. I got my legal pad here. >> Yeah. In case you need uh to write. notes, >> I'm going to take notes on what you're. doing right and wrong, and I'll give. them to you at the end. >> I tell me, >> okay. >> So, I can figure out what the wrong. stuff is. Stop doing it. I want to [ __ ].

with all this stuff. >> I know. There's so much [ __ ] and people. keep giving me new [ __ ]. >> I know. I brought a little tiny figurine. of a little thing on stage one time and. every single meet and greet people give. me these little tiny animals. So now I. have this giant collection of them and. I'm like I don't like these that much. >> That's the problem is like everybody. knows that I keep a bunch of [ __ ] on. this desk. So people give me [ __ ] to put. on this desk. And now it's getting kind. of crazy like where I'm going to have to. have a shelf. >> I had to get a shelf. I got one of those. old typewriter keyboard things.

>> Look, I have like mammoth teeth. This is. a piece of art. It was cut out of a. woolly mammoth tooth. Oh, that's a Don't. blow it. >> I won't. I got one of these. A Brian. blew it whistle. >> Yeah, Brian Aztec Aztec death whistle. Brian Callen blew one right before CO. hit. I'm not saying he caused it. >> Oh, >> but there's a lot of videos saying he. caused it. >> I get it. I get it. That would be a. death whistle. I think it was pro. technically I think when he blew it had. already like caught on in China.

>> Yeah. >> Unless we're in a simulation, >> right? You're the co guy. I was. listening to your podcast with um what's. the woman who got falsely accused? >> Of what? >> Of uh murdering her roommate. >> Oh, >> I was listening to that one and I like. fast forwarded it one moment and it went. from her being like and then I was in. prison for four years to you being like, "Well, the bat's been co." And I was. like, how do we how do we get here? >> Yeah, that was a fascinating podcast.

Amanda Knox, she's got a Netflix series. out right now where someone plays her, which has got to be super [ __ ] weird. >> Yeah. >> Like someone else plays her in like a. dramatization of her getting wrongly. accused at 20 years old of a murder. where they had all this evidence that. this guy who broke into the house. [ __ ] murdered her. his like his DNA. was there and they ignored it because. they didn't want to admit that they were. wrong. >> It's on Hulu. >> Hulu. Sorry. >> I don't really get how that happens. >> Because cops are [ __ ].

>> right? But people did not see sperm. everywhere. Oh, no. The guy was like, "I. [ __ ] her.". >> No, I don't know what he said. I don't. know what happened, but I know that they. started They had a narrative. >> Oh, that he was in on it. >> No, no, no. They had a Well, they had a. narrative that she did it. That she. caused the murder. Right. >> The guy started with that and he stuck. with it and even when there was evidence. that showed that it was there was a guy. in there and then the guy did it and. then the window was broken and somebody. broke in the house and like. >> and then eventually he came forward and.

was like this has nothing to do with. her. The guy who did do it. >> Well, I don't think he eventually ever. did anything. No, like she actually had. a meeting with him which is crazy. Like. after the fact like forgave him. >> but I got she got tried twice. Twice. I. know the Supreme Court. >> No, no, no. She went she got acquitted. like she got released, right? And then. they retried her in absentia. So she was. in America while they were trying her in. Italy again.

>> and then they said she's fine. >> Yeah. Yeah. Which is [ __ ] crazy. Like. give her some [ __ ] money. >> Also, the guy Raphaela was in solitary. for 6 months. >> I know. >> I can't fathom that. >> Yeah. >> The six months in solitude is so crazy. to me. One day in solitude and I'm done. >> Well, I talked to a guy uh that had been. in solitary for years. >> What does that mean? Like you get you. [ __ ] and piss in there. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> What? >> Yeah. You get no contact. >> No contact. >> Must be scrambly after that.

>> 100%. >> I feel like they Yeah. It's got to do. some sort of weird brain damage thing. where they come out. >> Well, this guy Shaka that we had on the. podcast, he was great. >> Was he normal? >> Yeah. Well, beyond like super smart. He. wrote in there. educated himself in. there, too. >> Oh, you can read books. You can read in. there. >> Yeah, you can read. Yeah. I mean, they. don't just give you nothing to But they. You do go crazy. You You You go cra be. need human contact. >> Well, it's like when you don't do. anything all day and then you get right. up on stage. Have you ever done that?

Where you don't talk to anybody and you. feel insane. >> It's the worst first conversation of the. day on stage. Crazy. >> Yeah. That's why I always bring friends. on the road. You don't want to be like. that weirdo in the hotel room by. yourself. >> Yeah. And then you take a nap and the. sun goes down while you're napping. That's the worst feeling. That when I do. that, it feels like I'm haunting the. audience. Like I'm like, you guys are in. a different reality and I'm I'm. intruding on where you're at. >> The weird one is when you wake up and. you don't know what city you're in. >> Yeah, but that's why I got the dog. I.

was so sick of that feeling. I was so. sick of waking up being like, I've been. abducted. Where am I? This place is. nicer than my apartment, so that's good, but where am I? And then I saw my dog. and I was like, oh, we're all right. That's not the only reason why you got. your dog. >> Yeah. And she rolls. Yeah. And she's. awesome. >> She rules. She's really sweet. >> She's very cool. >> She's so cute. How long have you had. her? >> Two years. >> Oh, that's awesome. >> Yeah. She's. >> Was she full grown when you got her? >> Tiny. Cuz I wanted to adopt the mom. >> Oh. >> Who? But they were like, "Hey, the mom. just h had all this. We didn't know she. was pregnant. She just had a litter of. puppies. Will you take one of these?".

>> And I was like, "Okay." And I had no. idea how hard it is to have a puppy. >> I've had dogs where you adopt them full. grown and it was great. I had this uh. dog named Lucy. She was awesome. She was. so sweet. And then I had another dog. named Squeaky From that was a real. nightmare. >> Yeah, >> she was a real Maybe it was because I. named her Squeaky From after one of the. Manson family members. >> Oh yeah, that'll happen. >> She had a squeaky voice. >> She like she had been barking so much in. the pound that when I got her out of the. pound, like her voice was like. and then eventually it got normal again.

because she didn't have to bark 24 hours. a day. She just had worn out. >> she had worn out vocal cords. She had a. totally normal bark, but I was like, "Oh. my god, her bark is like. >> she's a smoker." Yeah. >> Yeah. It was like that. That's awesome. >> Like she was horse. >> Yeah. You don't know what you're gonna. get. I mean, when I got a rescue, I was. like, "I'm going to get a small rescue, so I hope it'll be fine." But it was. such a gamble. Everybody was like, "Do. not do this.". >> Yeah. We had a Doberman once that was a. rescue that we had to get rid of. He had. distemper and he got really crazy like. in that like growling at us and barking.

at us out of nowhere. And I was a little. kid. Oh, you really? >> I was like, yo, we got rid of him. >> We had a dog that would that ate the. foot off of. my We had a pitbull that was a rescue. and my mom had this like woman move in. with us who she was dating and her kids. moved in too. And my pitbull ate the. foot off of the wife's cat. >> Oh my god. >> The woman's cat. >> Oh my god. >> And the woman was like, "Hey, you got to. like choose between me or this pit. bull." My mom was like, "Yeah, get your.

[ __ ] cat out of here." And we kept we. kept our dog. She didn't give a [ __ ]. dude. She was so attached to that dog. That dog the amount of times would just. like kill. My friend was in the. backyard. The dog kills a cat. And my. friend's freaking out. She's like, "We. have to find the owner." And my mom was. like, "You will stay quiet." It was. crazy. It was It was nuts. She was. obsessed with that dog. That's the only. time I've seen her like really cry is. when a dog dies. >> Yeah, it's hard. They don't live long. enough. They're your best friends.

>> I'm terri I have a dog named Marshall. He's a golden retriever. He's the best. And he's nine now. He'll be nine in a. couple of months. >> And it's just like, oh no, I've had him. since he was a baby. Now he's nine. I'm. like, he's only got a few years left and. he's so active. He's super healthy. Eats. great. He's fit. He's not. >> Is he the retriever? >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. >> But the small dogs live forever. >> They get to be like 12 and that's kind. of it. 13, maybe 14, and then they're.

really hurting. >> It's [ __ ]. >> It's [ __ ]. >> Apparently, there's a drug that they've. developed for for dogs, like a longevity. drug. >> I don't know if they've released it yet, but uh I know that it shows promise and. extend dogs lifetime. >> Whitney Cummings the other day said that. her friend her friend's like soul dog. died the other day and she said when the. dog dies, you like learn something about. yourself that's very important. So, I've. been holding on to that kind of woo woo. thing. Like, she's like, you kind of. show up for yourself in a way you need.

to. >> I don't know if I'd listen to Whitney. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she does. She. gets a little woo. >> I like how Whitney has a has something. to say about everything, though. >> Rapamy. Uh, >> wrap him on ice. Take him off. >> I've heard of Rapamy before because. Rapamy is something that uh Peter Aia is. a big proponent of for longevity. the. the guy who wants to live forever. >> No, no, that's Brian Johnson. Uh, another study at Texas A&M University.

showed rapomy could extend the lifespan. of older dogs by up to 20%. Generally. well tolerated. However, it can cause. side effects such as lethargy, lack of. appetite. Oh boy. >> No, you can't do. >> interesting. Is that it? Because I think. there was something else. It was like a. gene therapy. >> Is what happened to the cloning thing? What happened to Crisper? >> They probably already made clones. >> But why did we not hear about that? Weren't they cloning sheep and [ __ ]. Yep. >> And then we just stopped hearing about. it. >> Yeah, they probably made a bunch of.

people already. >> Yeah. What if. >> people telling you about clones are. probably clones? >> You ever see a person that looks exactly. like another person and then you ask. them their name and it's the same name. and you're like, "No [ __ ] way.". >> You know the story about those two. baseball players? >> No. >> Oh, it's the nuttiest [ __ ] of all time. These two baseball players look exactly. the same, have the exact same name, and. never met each other, >> and they both play baseball. >> Let me see them. Let me see. >> Oh, it's bananas. These two guys. >> Oh my god. >> What in the [ __ ]. >> Different parents. >> Why are they wearing the same glasses?

>> And their name is Brady Fel, right? So, it's not even like a normal name. >> Yeah. And they both got the same injury. That's how they found out they were. going to the same doctor. Just imagine. your name is Brady Fel and you meet. another guy who's also Brady F. You're. both 6'4. You both have red hair. >> They're both really tall. >> You both have black glasses. You both. have the [ __ ] same crazy name. That. name is nuts. >> Marilyn and Missouri is not far enough. away. >> That's crazy. >> I think they also once they found this. out, they didn't immediately go meet.

each other. They waited for like two or. three years maybe. I think. >> Oh, if the guy played baseball and I. played baseball, I'd be like, "Bro, we. got to hang out. Freak people out.". They're different ages. I thought they. were the same age. >> Oh, how old? 32 and 27. >> Interesting. The first guy must be. really pissed. >> This [ __ ] stealing my shine. >> That's bizarre. Yeah. But I just. remember hearing so much about cloning. >> Yeah. >> And then it just stopped. >> Well, they do it with dogs. >> They do it with people's pets. Like, if. you want to get your pet cloned, you can. get your pet cloned. That's a real thing.

now. I think it cost $30,000. But then they're cloned at the same age. >> It's No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They're. a puppy. >> Nice. >> Yeah, you get to start from scratch. Yeah. Otherwise, you'd have like a. 11year-old. You keep like bring it back. That'd. >> be so mean. That'd be so mean. >> He's got arthritis and diarrhea. >> Please let me die for the love of God. >> You waited too long to clone him. >> That's Dude, bring it back as a puppy, though. We could do that. >> Do you see that movie with Demi Moore.

called The Substance? Okay, I fainted in. the theater. >> Bro, I fainted so hard. >> Bro, that movie is nuts. >> It's nuts. I'm actually very pro that. movie. Like, I love the narrative. I. >> Oh, it was great. >> I love the idea of that when you get all. that face [ __ ] you're just keeping an. old person alive. I've tried to describe. that on stage so much where I'm like, doesn't it bother you that when people. are like, you look good for your age, you're just like hiding like you're. concealing your death layer. You know. what I mean? Right. >> And that movie portrayed that perfectly.

where it's just a [ __ ]. >> It's kind of ironic that Dei Moore, who. looks insanely good at 62, >> played that lady. Yeah. You know, cuz. like. >> But I liked that because it showed like. even when you saw her weird old lady. butt, you were like, "That's Dee Moore's. nice butt, but I'm still like in awe of. the young girl's butt, which is. unacceptable.". >> It's unacceptable. >> You know what I mean? Like when she was. doing the whole dance and you're like, "Why is this so intense?" And you're. like, it's a young person, >> right?

>> I think that. >> did that director do No, that director. didn't do Raw, >> but it was a female director. >> I don't know what else this director. did. But that movie was awesome. >> I hit the deck, though. I tried so I. faint so easily. >> Do you really, >> dude? I just blood and stuff. I faint. and I muscled through the gory part and. I was like, I'm [ __ ] good. Like I. can't I've cured it and then the music. It's like when a when a movie starts. going like. like that, like like on both sides. I'm. I'm like a goat, dude. I I got to the. bathroom and I passed out. I'm in New.

York just on the ground fainting. People. are walking over my body. They're like a. homeless person. >> That's hilarious. >> I was [ __ ]. >> That's so funny. I used to date a girl. that when if someone got a needle on the. screen, she'd faint. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Just like it didn't matter where she. was. If someone got injected, >> it's so bad. >> Her dad had it, too. >> My dad has it. Yeah. >> Her dad was a dentist, >> which is crazy. Like. >> the dentist makes me faint. When the. when the kid one of their uh her brother. got like crazy sunburn, like really bad.

where he got blisters, the dad saw it. and just [ __ ] fainted. >> Dude, it's crazy. My sister called my. dad once and she was working on. cadaavvers and she was like, "I'm so. interested in this. We cut into a. cadaavver today." And she just heard. thump on the other line and she was. like, "Dad, dad, >> done. >> He was done, dude. >> He's fainted so many times." Yeah. >> From a phone. >> From a phone call. >> That's so wild. He couldn't be in our. births or anything. He was. >> Oh my god. That's crazy. >> That's What is that? >> It's called vaso veagal.

>> Okay, but is that a psychological thing? Because it's obviously like your. reaction to a thing. >> I. >> like I wonder if you can temper that. somehow. >> Here's the problem with it is why I. don't I used to think it was. psychological like me and my dad. pictured things too well. Like we. pictured it the needle going in. But. vaso like sometimes I'll be putting an. earring in and I'll. >> you just faint. Yeah, like so everywhere. so you don't bounce your head off the. [ __ ] lenolium. >> It's so [ __ ] up. So I think it is. neurological.

>> Well, I bet. But also triggered by high. states of anxiety, right? So that's what. you would be able to control. You. wouldn't be able to control the fact. that you do faint when you have a high. level of anxiety. So uh vaso veagal. response sudden overreaction of the. body's autonomic nervous system to a. trigger such as pain or emotional stress. uh or music that causes a temporary drop. in heart rate and blood pressure. >> There's a whole part of my special where. I talk about me and this guy who was.

also a fainter having sex. >> Oh my god. >> And. >> you both fainted. >> a lot. >> Nice. >> Yeah, >> it's hot. >> Yeah, it was rough. It was rough. Cuz. when you faint, it comes with sweating. and seeing white. Like it's brutal. >> And you probably hope the man doesn't. faint. Like he can keep it together. That would be like a nice thing. >> Yeah, totally. >> He could faint on command. He could. think it's only faint. >> Oh, that's hilarious. >> Yeah, >> that's hilarious. I wonder what would. happen if a guy like that had got. drafted in Vietnam.

>> Done. Faint. That would have gotten. >> shot. Yeah. How about that's it? >> Yeah. >> My dad had a heart attack once and. fainted. called 911. Oops. >> And I saw him in the hospital. I was. like, "What happened? The heart attack. [ __ ] up your face." And he was like, "I fainted on a fence." I was like, "That's crazy.". >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. He fainted so much. And he was a. contractor. So he would always have cuts. and stuff and be like, "No, be out." It. was crazy. >> That's nuts. >> Yeah. He jigsawed through his nose one. time. >> Yeah. >> Cuz he fainted. >> No, but then he fainted. He like pulled.

a cord and then it cut through his nose. and then he go faints. It's crazy. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. I would wear a. helmet everywhere if I was that dude. >> Yeah, >> I just wear a football helmet just like. I'm a fan. >> That's what we have to worry about all. the time. Like if I cut myself, it's not. about the cut. Like the stitches are. not. It's that I'm about to hit the. deck. It's crazy. >> It's so [ __ ] up. >> Have you ever fainted right before you. went on stage? >> Cuz I would think that's like a. heightened state of anxiety a little. bit, especially in the early days. >> I've panicked. Well, another problem is.

I get when I I panic when I have really. bad intrusive thoughts. Like I I was. around a famous person recently and I. was convinced I was gonna bite bite her. and I started getting a full panic which. makes you want to faint, >> but it's a is a it's a different thing. But both lead to fainting. >> I knew a dude who was a warm-up guy, you. know, he just do warm-up and he had a. real problem with anxiety. He just would. freak out and he was a comic and just it. never worked out for him because his. anxiety would just overwhelm him. Yeah. And one time he was warming up for the.

Cosby Show and he got this idea in his. head that he was going to say the. N-word, >> of course. >> And he's like, "Don't say it. >> Of course, >> don't say it.". >> Oh, the Cosby Show. >> Yeah. So, he's warming up for the Cosby. Show. So, he's, you know, basically in. the crowd warming up. Okay. So, here in. the next scene, Dr. Huxable is going to. come in and all his mind is telling him. is don't say the N word. He's not not. going to say it. He was never going to. say it, but for whatever reason, he was. overwhelmed by this fear of saying the.

n-word in this like very, you know, predominantly black audience. And he. completely had a meltdown while he was. doing warm-up. >> where he was panicking. >> Full panic. >> With my special tape ping, I thought I. was going to hit somebody with a stool. Mine is violence. I think I'm going to. bite. I think I'm going to Yeah, totally. Or on airplanes, I'm worried. I'm going to pull the exit thing off all. the time. Mine is very vi or the person. next to me I'm going to bite down on. probably a better response than like. shrieking and. >> falling to the ground.

>> I know. But that I was the the famous. woman. I was like I don't want to be the. biter. >> But you wouldn't bite her. >> And then I know but I thought but I had. so long to obsess about it. >> Can you tell me who it is? >> It was Laura Durn. >> Really? You thought you were going to. bite Laura Durn? >> Isn't she an admiral in Star Wars? >> I love her so much. But she was being so. nice to me and we were sitting next to. each other for so long and I was like. what if I just bit Laura Durn and my. brain was like you're not. And I was. like but this might be the time that you. do the thing. One time I was on a. chairlift and I was like what if you. jumped off and I obsessed so long that I.

just jumped off. >> Wa. >> I was fine. I landed and was fine but I. still was like I did the thing. >> Oh no. >> So since then I've been like. >> how far was it jump? >> Not far. >> Okay. >> That's the other thing I have to. remember is I waited for the snow to. come up and meet the chairlift way. closer and then jump. So my you want it. smart. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You're not crazy. >> You're not crazy. >> Just like a little thrill. Just a little. bitty thrill. >> Totally like biting. >> Think about. nibble your ears. >> So Hollywood, you know, and I was like,

"Oh, I could really. >> Her skin was Hollywood.". >> Just so pure, so nice. >> Interesting. >> I got bug bites all over. >> I accidentally sat next to Daryl Hannah. once at Caner's Deli in the '9s. >> Okay. >> And uh they were doing some [ __ ]. game. They were playing some game. her. and her friends were playing some game. with like states like figure out like. what you know what's the keystone state. like that kind of [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> And I was helping her but she was. totally normal like it was ne we never. acknowledged that she's Daryl Hannah at. Caner's Deli.

>> playing a game. >> She's just like super chill. >> That's so nice. >> Yeah. Her and her friends were having a. sandwich just laughing and doing some. game about states. >> They're normal as hell. Matt Damon was. at the seller recently and I couldn't I. was so [ __ ] up at how I don't know how. it was [ __ ] me up so much. I do too. many I micro do too many mushrooms but I. was like his arms and hands are so Matt. Damon's arms and hands like I knew them. so well and he was like just sticulating. and I was like I [ __ ] know those.

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restaurant where he was sitting. underneath a photo of himself. >> That's weird. >> This this. >> Did he choose to sit there? >> No, no, no. The the restaurant owner had. him there before. It was a nice table. and there's photos all over the wall of. celebrities that had been there before. >> And so Matt Damon went and sat down at. the table where the photo of this owner, you know, taking a picture with Matt. Damon is. That's some meta [ __ ] That's. crazy. He seems really sweet.

>> He's a very nice guy. Super normal guy. There's a lot of them that are like. super normal. >> The funniest always hold this thing like. I doubt [ __ ] crazy people. There's. always like a thing in your head you're. like they got to be out of their [ __ ]. mind. >> Totally. >> Yeah. >> Um what's the guy's name? Peter. Dinklage. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Came into the cellar and um threw a. chicken wing at my friend's chest. Just. like out of nowhere. Somebody introduced. him like Gillis or somebody maybe it was. Schultz was like, "Oh, this is so and.

so. He's a good comic." And he threw a. chicken wing at him and I was like, "That's the most Peter Dinklage like. just basically being a little. Renaissance man throwing like his size. turkey leg is crazy. It's crazy. >> A little Renaissance.". >> Just being like, "Away, Jessica." I was. like, "That's too on the nose." It's. crazy. >> Problem is, I knew him first from Elf. >> Oh, yeah. You know, so even though he's. the Game of Thrones guy, to me, he's. always the angry writer from Elf. >> I know him from um the guy uh Four.

Weddings in a Funeral or Wedding Wedding. at a funeral. >> I never saw that. I heard it was really. good. >> Really good. >> I've heard it's really good. Never saw. it. >> Crazy funny. >> Yeah, that guy's great. He's He was so. good in Game of Thrones. It was so good. That's a complicated role. >> Yeah, >> complicated. That [ __ ] show was so. good. The new one, I'm trying to get. into it, but like every season is like. five years apart from the last one. And. you have to figure out who is who is. this lady. >> Dude, Game of Thrones 1, I had to I was. like asking a thousand people. I was. like, I don't understand which place is.

which. I had to like map it out. I was I. could not figure it out. But it's so. good. It opened up with the brother and. sister. >> [ __ ]. >> that was so sick. >> And making a [ __ ] out of the other. brother. >> Yeah, it was crazy. >> Nuts. >> And the just fullon rape. >> Yeah. >> The Daenerys girl. >> They cut the [ __ ] head off the king. You're like, "No.". >> Yeah. It was crazy. He's the best. He's. the best. >> He's the king. Yeah, they did a great. job. >> Oh, that chuck [ __ ] show ruled. It. was such a good show. Such the season. one was I mean I mean not season one the. real Game of Thrones. The new ones like.

it's good but you know you're always. you're Jay Leno after Johnny Carson. It's like. >> totally you get attached to the thing. You just like a. >> I didn't I don't remember the last. season. Oh the last season was weird. where. >> Cersei rules. I was in uh Croatia and uh. there's the place where they where. King's Landing is. Yeah. Like that's. where they filmed it. >> Oh, that's awesome. >> And they they like sort of do tours. where they show you where they film.

certain scenes. Yeah. >> And one of the scenes is when she shame. shame when she's walking and like they. >> the little cobblestone. That's pretty. >> That's right there. Yeah. You could. actually see it. >> That's really cool. >> It's pretty cool. Yeah. They filmed a. lot. >> We still do those shame things on. Twitter. We do the shame. Shame. >> shame. I just went through a horrible. Twitter thing last night. I dude I got. dragged. >> You can't read that thing. >> I did. I dude it was a fan hit me up and. goes don't go on Twitter. And I went on. Twitter and it was so this crazy out of. context thing where I was like talking I.

was on Stav's podcast and I was talking. about how I was talking about this guy. who used the word I'm not going to say. it. T R A I don't know how to spell it. N Y. >> Okay. >> He used that word and I was being like. that word is so [ __ ] antiquated that. at this point to me it it sounds like. somebody's just calling like a drag. queen that. And everybody took it as me. saying. >> that trans people are in drag. >> Oh god. >> And it like dude it was just like went.

at me and like the crazy thing is I. thought I was being woke on that. podcast. I had like friends of mine. being like [ __ ] Like it was crazy. I. mean friendly people like people I work. with. >> Yeah, those people can go eat [ __ ]. Those pylon people, they can go eat. [ __ ]. >> But that was my like first big one. I've. had one before, but that was like. >> those that kind of [ __ ] pushes people. away from all the things you're trying. to promote. >> Like it does it doesn't mean that people. hate trans people if they say something.

like that. That's not what you're. saying. And. >> I was saying the opposite. I was being. like this guy was such an [ __ ] for. using that word. Also, that word is so. corny, right? that I feel like at this. point it's not even reference to to. transgender people that it's like what. we say for drag basically. >> Some people still use it. >> Totally. >> But it's uh that's not the point. The. point is it's like what are you trying. to do? You're not trying to hurt. anybody's feelings. So shut the [ __ ] up. Everybody's just looking for a reason to. be offended. It's just trying to find.

anything that they can like green light. go. It's no reason no nuance. Yeah. Of. course. It's so crazy. It was so and I'm. just like reading all of them and I was. like this is so many people that are. just like this dumb [ __ ] One of them. said this is a fat [ __ ] talking to a. skinny [ __ ] about me and me and stuff. and I was like oh well that's actually. really sweet. That's really nice. >> So sweet you're skinny. >> I love being skinny. >> Yeah. Well, this is just what's going on. online and most of the people that are. online. Oh, good.

>> I don't have Twitter. I deleted it. because I kept looking at my ex's tweets. and then I was like, I'm deleting this. for sobriety, you know, and then I went. on it the other day and I was like, this. is a nightmare, dude. It was crazy. And. I hit up those people who tweeted and I. was like, hey, why wouldn't you just. text me, man? Like, I care about you. You care about me. This was totally out. of context. If you just asked me about. it, I would have showed you the whole. clip, you know? And they were like, you're right. That was crazy. >> It's a mental illness factory. >> Yeah, >> it's Twitter is just a giant [ __ ] farm. Yeah,

>> that's what it is. It just everybody. just is growing [ __ ] thoughts. >> I just didn't know. I just am not even. in there. I mean, >> yeah, it's not good. I don't I stay off. it as much as humanly possible. I try to. get on it in the morning just see what. everybody's upset about. >> See what's in the news. What the like a. UFO got shot with a hellfire missile and. they have footage today and Rep Luna. Yeah, they they were talking about it in. hearings today. There's a video of. >> hearings. Yes, there's a video of a UFO. getting hit by a Hellfire missile and.

the Hellfire missile just blows apart. and the UFO just keeps moving. >> What What was the UFO? What did it look. like? >> Like a dot on a screen where they always. look they look like [ __ ]. >> I saw something weird coming down from. the moon the other day. Do not know what. it was. >> Look at this. So, watch this. So, the. Here's the UFO. There's the missile. Watch this. Happens. Does it? It just knocks it around and. the thing just gets right back on track, which is bananas.

>> Wow. >> Like anything that gets hit by a. Hellfire missile usually gets [ __ ]. obliterated. Especially something that's. literally the size of the missile. >> It's cruising. >> Yeah, it's flying. I mean, not fast. enough that it could duck a missile. So, which is kind of weird that it let. itself get hit. >> It's hard to see even what happens. It's. >> like what is that little. >> Right. It's animation. It's [ __ ]. Pong. We're We're looking at Pong, you. know? It's like an old video game. Really shitty video game. This is This.

is why I have the hardest time getting. excited about any of this stuff. >> It's like I don't know what I just saw. You're telling me I saw a hellfire. missile hit a UFO? It's like, you know, you're you're reading Morse code to me. I don't know. >> Well, AI has done that, too, where now. it's like I can't even go on Instagram. It's not even funny anymore because I. don't know what's real or not. >> Oh, yeah. We get caught all the time. >> Really? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's always. something. There's always something that. you think is real. Like Tim Walsh with. the [ __ ] Trump shirt on dancing on the. elevator. Jam was like, "It's fake." I'm. like, "No, no, it's real. It has to be.

real.". >> Always. I'm like, I'm just past the age. bracket where I can't detect it. It's. crazy. >> Well, no one can detect it anymore. because especially what looks like cell. phone footage cuz cell phone footage is. kind of shitty already. So, they just. make it kind of shitty and you don't. know. You don't know what the [ __ ]. you're looking at. My mom liked a photo. on Facebook that a fake AI photo of me. on the beach, different tattoos with. with a man and she liked it. I'm like, "Mom, what are you doing? Who do you. think that guy is? You know that I'm. single." She's like, "You look beautiful. in it." I'm like, "It's not real. That's.

not my body. That's not the body you. gave birth to.". >> Boomers can't handle it. They're so. removed from this technology that. they're living in an alternative. dimension. >> Yeah. Totally. I don't know what she. does on. >> They get their news on TV and that's a. wrap. Whatever the guy says in front of. the camera. Yeah, that's the. >> My mom is my new source, which is nice. I didn't know the Epstein drawing had. come out. >> Oh, yeah. What? So, the drawing is a. draw. Was that the same as the one that. had been leaked before? Is it different? >> I'm pretty sure I leaked one. Was. someone took the description, put it in.

AI, >> this is the actual drawing. >> Yeah. And this one, they actually got. the book and someone like leaked. I want. to grab. >> the drawing. I did think when I imagined. it that it was going to be like a well I. was imagining like DiCaprio drawing a. French girl, you know, and when I saw. that one, I was like, "God, Trump, at. least make her hot. What are you doing?". But what was the transcript he had. written out? He had it like. >> this is it. >> What does voiceover mean? >> It's like a script. >> It says, uh, "There must be more to life. than having everything." Donald, yes,

there is. So, he wrote this. >> supposedly. >> the voice. It says voice over like he's. like a movie star, like he's in a. script. Donald, yes, there is. But I. won't tell you what it is. Jeffrey, nor. will I since I also know what it is. Who. [ __ ] talks like this? Donald, we have. certain things in common, Jeffrey. Jeffrey, yes, we do. Come to think of. it, Donald. Enigmas never age. Have you. noticed that, Jeffrey? As a matter of. fact, it was clear to me the last time I. saw you. Oh, >> yeah.

>> A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy. birthday. May every day be another. wonderful secret. And then I like how he's got the. signature right where the bush is. >> Yeah. I don't think that he meant for. that though. >> Oh, come on. >> He made it sound like he meant for that. >> I think he did. >> I don't I think he just signed it. >> Maybe. >> But I was imagining. >> But it's kind of ironic that it's right. where the. >> Yeah. >> vagine. But I don't think. that's what you're into. That's a dude. >> Okay. That's a dude with womanly hips. Yeah. >> Like look at the boobs. They're weird. >> It's like a It could be a back.

>> Yeah. It could be anything. It could be. a snail smile. I don't get why he's. writing a script. >> Yeah, very odd stuff. >> It's quite strange. >> But it's also like the way like Enigmas. never age. Have you noticed that? And. Jeffrey, as a matter of fact, it was. clear to me the last time I saw you like. if one of my friends sent me that, I'd. be like, I'm getting a new number. >> Yeah, you get a new number. >> Why didn't you just write happy. birthday? What the [ __ ] is wrong with. you, Enigma? >> Happy birthday, Jeff. That's all I want.

>> Happy birthday, Jeff. May we hang out. soon. Well, also like what year was this. that he wrote this? >> I think it was for his 50th birthday was. the word. So, I'll see what year. It. wouldn't have been that long ago, but. >> Well, it had to be because he kicked him. out of Mara Lago in like the 2000s, right? >> I think 2011, I think, is when they said. that was. >> that's when they kicked him out, >> I think. So, >> I thought it was before that because I. think that's when he got arrested. >> Yeah, I think that was related to that. >> They kicked Epstein out. Can I touch. this?

>> Yeah, that is a recreation. That's a 3D. printed recreation of these very strange. voses that they find in Egypt that are. part of an older dynasty that are so. exact and the way they did it is. completely unknown. That is just a piece. of plastic, but it's that's an actual 3D. recreation of the original vase. >> that you think aliens did. >> No, no, no, no. I think a very complex. ancient civilization that was wiped out. by some sort of a cataclysmic disaster. that had very sophisticated technology.

because that was was it diorite that. that was carved out of? >> Yeah. >> Are you an alien guy or are you an. agnostic alien guy? >> I'm on the fence. >> You're on the fence. >> Yeah. >> You were alien guy. >> I've been back and forth. Off the fence, on the fence. I've been over the other. side. >> I go back and forth. I think it's highly. unlikely that we're alone. Highly. unlikely. >> Yeah. >> And there's just too many stories of. people having encounters with something. for people have been writing these.

things down for thousands of years. >> I haven't had any experience though. >> Yeah. Other than. >> I think if it's like a relationship, if. you want it too bad, you won't get it. >> Other than psychedelics, which makes me. go, >> "You've seen guys?". >> No, I've seen stuff. I've seen entities. >> Really? >> Yeah. 100%. I've had interactions with. other beings, but. >> tree entities or like space entities. I've had tree entities, >> things that didn't have like a form that. was solid. Their form would change and.

morph and they had consciousness, but. you know, it's like what is what's. really going on? Like are you really is. are you imagining this or are you. tapping in what it feels like, but it. might not be this. What it feels like is. you're tapping into another dimension. and you're interacting with some. disembodied souls, like disembodied. consciousness that doesn't have a. physical form. That's what it feels. like. But it feels highly intelligent.

and very aware of what you're full of. [ __ ] about, what you're what you're not. like, what your thoughts are, whether. your thoughts are positive or negative. Like it shows you negative thoughts and. positive thoughts. Yeah, I was talking. to Ari about that on his podcast about. how like when I took acid, if I had a. negative thought, all of the clouds. would turn into skulls and if I had a. positive thought, they'd all turn into. these dancers and I could switch it. >> I could just like switch and my entire. visual would change with with my mental. >> I had a very similar experience once.

where when I had negative thoughts, everything would go like black and. pixelated and dark and then I would have. a posit I would realize it like, oh, no, no, no. says, "You're doing this." And. then boom, it would blossom into these. beautiful geometric patterns. I was. like, "Oh, >> you're kind of in control of how you. view things, which is in control of how. your life works.". >> That's the one thing that psychedelics. wants you to get so hard. That's like. the biggest thing. Every time I do it, it feels like it's making fun of me. It's like, bro, this is all you. Like,

you have control. You can have a bad. life or a good life. Make the [ __ ]. choice. >> And every time I do it, I'm like, "Okay, I'll remember." And then the next day. I'm like, "No, somebody said I'm fat on. Twitter.". You know, it's crazy. I just had this. big revelation the other day where I was. like, "What if everything is all right?". Like I'm writing and then this Twitter. thing happened and I'm like, "I want to. die." Everybody's and I was like, "Oh, yeah." Sometimes I feel like when you. have those revelations, you get a little. tested. >> You ever feel like that? Like I'll be. like when I'm things when I'm like,

>> "Okay." You know, like I was my head was. so big about the Netflix coming out. I. dropped into at the creek yesterday do a. new joke set. Bomb. Just bomb the whole. way through. Sweating. Sweating in front. of these people. They're like, they. don't know who I am. They're just like, "What are you saying?" And I was like, "Just trying brand new weird stuff." Cuz. my ego is so big that I'm like, "I don't. even need to workshop this [ __ ] bitch.". And I do it. And they're just like, "We. don't understand you." And I'm like, "Anyway, watch the special. It's a lot. better than that.". >> It is the most humbling thing to work on.

new stuff after you put out a special. It's the most humbling cuz you have no. weapons. >> and you just were doing shows where you. were like about. >> bam tight ready totally. >> looking at the notepad and being like. what else? Still nothing on there. It's the hardest thing is like coming up. with subjects. >> you know. >> it's also hard when your brain is. preoccupied with putting out a special. I've noticed you know like I'm like I'm. editing I'm thinking about [ __ ]. promotion and then I'm like have to. >> but that's why I think you have to take. time. >> 100%. But the rush people are like,

"Aren't you so proud of yourself?" And. I'm like, "No, cuz now I'm doing bad. sets." Yeah. >> You know what I mean? I don't have time. to be proud because I'm going up on. stage and being like, "Throw here. something." I was thinking, you know, and it never. >> I think that's a good thing for us. It's. a good like reality check. >> Yeah. It's great. >> Yeah. Like every couple of years you got. to get smacked in the face and start. from scratch again. >> It's really good. >> Brian Simpson did a brilliant thing. So. what Brian Simpson did is he developed. two hours. So, he put out one hour and. then when he went touring afterwards, he. had another hour already.

>> Well, I thought he asked Ari. I thought. he was like, "Can I put out both hours? Can I put out all of it?". >> Don't do that. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I think what he did was perfect. >> When I did the half hour, I had that I. did put a half hour out and I was. [ __ ] cruising. But this one I any fat. that I had, I cut and was like, "I hate. you're dead to me.". >> So all of the stuff I liked, I put in. it. So then when I was touring, I was. like, "I've already decided that I hate. that. I can bring it back up, but I. don't want to. >> Right. Then then you feel like you're a. fraud if you do.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And if you're not interested in the. subject, like if you're like is dead to. me, it's over. >> Yeah. >> You got to let it go. >> Totally. It's crazy. And it's hard to be. on stage and talking about what I want. to talk about, which is how crazy it is. to be putting out a special. You know. what I mean? But I don't want to do that. because I I want to do evergreen. material. >> Also, that's like just not relatable. >> Not relatable. But you're like, I want. to tell you guys about this. That's. what's on my mind. >> Especially the people that don't know. who you are, then it's really not. relatable. Like.

>> Bill Burr was very inspiring because he. put out that special about how he. changed his mindset. >> Mhm. >> You know what I mean? The most recent. one where he was like, I'm not going to. be an angry person anymore. And that was. sick because I feel like sometimes I'll. be like maybe I should have a. perspective shift where I am stop being. such an angry person and against. humanity and I'm like no, but that's not. funny. So seeing Burr do that, I'm like, "Oh, I could have material about how. like therapy helps, you know, instead of. how my therapist sucks." You know what I. mean? Like, and that was nice to see him.

do that where he was like, "I'm going to. stop harassing my wife.". >> That was the whole special was like, "My. wife is like going to die someday and. I'm making her life quite bad." It was. great. >> When I was young, I had this stupid idea. in my mind that you should stray away. from meditation or enlightenment or. anything because it would get in the way. of being funny. >> Yeah, totally. It would get in the way. of chaos. >> I have that with relationships. I get. I'm like, I'm going to keep this. tumultuous relationship and I'm just. going to keep like that's how I thrive. >> Mining for material.

>> Mining for material. Just keep myself in. a in a state of like unknown constantly. so that I feel like I'm alive. >> because I feel like I'll die if I have. any comfort or stability. I My studio is. the size of this table. There's no. reason I should live like that. It's. crazy. It's there's no reason. But I. just keep myself in these little [ __ ]. >> Do you like living in New York like. that? >> I don't need to. I can live in a bigger. place in New York. It's totally fine. >> So, you're doing it to yourself? >> Yeah, I'm doing it to myself to be like, you have to struggle and you don't don't. you don't even get to clean your tuna. cans. You have to leave. It's crazy.

It's crazy. >> But at least, you know, it's crazy. >> Yeah, totally. And I'm working on it. I. am working. >> Oh, okay. I am working to a realtor. >> I'm I'm talking to two therapists. >> And yeah, that's the other thing is I'm. like I don't want to get a bigger place. if I'm going to buy a place in New York. >> Oh, you eventually going to buy a place, right? >> So, I'm like maybe just struggle. But. it's a weird time for the real estate. market right now. >> I bought a house in Ithaca. >> Oh, yeah. Which is sick. Yeah. Upstate. >> Oh, you're one of them people that gets. the upstate house. You go to visit. >> It's like 5 hours from New York. So,

>> yeah. People are like upstate and I'm. like, "No, it's like paintball upstate, dude. It's. >> So, do you take a flight or you drive?". >> I take a there's a flight from JFK now, which is sick. >> And you go to Itha and what? Just. >> watch TV. >> I just I mainly just work on the house. and work on the, you know, just do [ __ ]. to get it up and run. I don't know what. I'm going to do when it's done. >> So, you just like being uh in a small. town? >> Well, my family's there. >> Oh, okay. That makes sense. >> Yeah. My niece is there. >> That makes sense. >> Yeah. >> Okay. I was like, just pick Ithaca. I.

don't. >> No way. No way. My whole family's there. And I was so sick of going home and. having to stay with my mom the whole. time and. >> Oh, that's smart. >> Yeah. She walked in on me having sex so. many times. It's so annoying. Just. swinging open the door. Oh, sorry. She. That's her every single time. >> Cuz she's deaf, so she can't hear [ __ ]. >> Oh, no. So she'll just swing it open. Oh. Oh. Okay. It's [ __ ] crazy, dude. And her house just has holes in it cuz. she's a contractor, so she hasn't. finished it. >> Oh no. >> So there's just like rac There'll be. like a She'll just be scurrying around. and be like, "There's a raccoon in.

here." I'm like, "What?". All the time, dude. It's crazy. There's. a chipmunk on my laptop. I'm like, "Get. it away.". >> Bats coming in constantly. >> Your dad's fainting. >> Mhm. Dad's dead now. Dad finally. fainted. His last faint. >> Oh, no. >> It was It was good. He worked all day, came home, died. It was We were happy. about it. >> Really? >> I mean, we didn't want him to die, but. yeah, he was he was like getting to a. point where we were like, he's going to. have to start going to the hospital cuz. he smokes so many cigarettes and is so.

unhealthy. And we like, if he goes to. the hospital, it's game over. He can't. be around. He'll faint if he sees a. hospital. It's like, he like knew it was. happening. Was like, I'd rather die. >> Did the cigarettes get him? >> Yeah. Cigarettes and Dunkin Donuts. >> Love Dunkin Donuts. Donuts. >> Both of those things. >> Yeah. >> Very addictive. >> Very addictive. >> He was a heavy smoker. That's why I want. to kill Ian all the time. >> cuz he smokes so much. >> Yeah. And he sounds like my dad with the. where you laugh and you go. >> Ian seems like he really enjoys it.

though. >> He That's what everybody says until. they're hacking up along and they have. to leave a movie theater halfway through. to go smoke. >> How much does Ian smoke a day? I think. he's down I think he's down to like a. pack and a half. >> Oh god, >> he's getting there. I need to get him on. to Zins, but he thinks that's gay. >> Zins are gay. >> He thinks gay. >> What about all the stuff he talks about. on stage? >> Yeah, that he thinks is. >> perfectly regular and above board. Perfectly regular and above board. >> But Zins are gay. That's so silly.

That's what a silly take. >> But so many people have that. That's. like when people are like, I'm not going. to enter recovery because I don't. believe in God. I'm like, you were you. were drunk last night praying. >> that you could [ __ ] you know, Sydney. Sweeney. Like, you're praying. You're. you're doing weird stuff. You're. delusional. >> I don't want to believe in God. That's. hilarious. >> People say that a lot where they avoid. AA because they don't believe in God. I'm like, >> Yeah. What's weird is the guy who. founded AA did it. He was an acid head. He used acid to get off of alcohol.

>> Yeah. Yeah. I. >> But he doesn't. >> talk about that. >> Yeah. The thing is all about. >> mushrooms to get off alcohol. >> Yeah, I've heard a lot of people do. that. >> I used mushrooms to cure like a huge. amount of OCD. I was like I was like OCD. was dominating my life. Couldn't touch. anything. Had to wash my hands constant. It was like. >> and then I tripped hard and went into a. room alone for six hours and was like, I. will and it was I was tripping hard and. I was like, I'm going to deal with this. in this room and figure out what it is.

>> And what was it? It was that I. fundamentally don't trust myself to make. the right decision. And I realized that. none of my decisions were up to me. It. was all just an amalgamation of. experiences cuz I was like, who's going. to stop me from biting or hurting or. doing anything? So I was like, if I tap. this, that'll stop me. >> And when I faced it and acid, it was. like, you think you're going to do bad. things, but you're not because. >> you have you have chosen the right path. this whole way. So you can trust. yourself. >> You know what I mean? Like.

>> 3-year-old Jordan was not outside. killing a cat. You know what I mean? She. was [ __ ] playing, right? Like so. every step of the way you're building. this personality that you can trust. >> You know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> Because my whole thing was like who how. am I to know that I'm not a horrible. that I'm not going to do something. horrible? Which is a big OCD thing for. people. >> Wondering whether you're going to do. something horrible. >> Yeah. Like a lot of OCD. Like I know a. girl who she couldn't babysit cuz she. was like, "What if I am a pedophile?". >> Oh my god. >> Cuz her OCD was so bad.

>> Oh my god. >> And then she was like, "Oh, this is. OCD." And she was treated. And she was. like, "It's fine." But like a lot of. people people will have babies and. they'll be like, "What if I freaking. spin this baby's head off?". >> Oh Jesus Christ. >> I have that all the time, dude. I have. that whenever my friends like, "Hold my. baby." I'm like, "Okay.". >> Oh my god. That's so crazy. >> But you don't do [ __ ] cuz it's like the. It's like the ski jump thing. You're. going to. >> That's interesting. I never thought of. it that way. It's like you're not. trusting yourself. >> Yeah. And I also used to be super fat. Like I was a fat kid. And I think.

there's a part of me that's like if you. were able to do that, then you're able. to do horrible things. You know what I. mean? >> If you're able to get fat. >> Yeah. Like if you were able to binge eat. like that as a kid, then you're not. really to be trusted. >> You know what I mean? >> And I had to face all of that on this. acid trip. And I came out of it and was. like, >> was it acid or mushrooms? >> That was acid. >> Okay. >> Mushrooms I micro dose. acid I don't do. anymore because of how crazy that was. But that one I did a lot and came. >> Yeah. >> Like I got it, got the lesson, I'm not. going back to school. >> Yeah, totally. Totally. And I still have.

a little bit of OCD. I still have some. things that I didn't get rid of, but for. the most part, I got rid of it, which is. >> God, it seems debilitating. I've met. people that have it. It's nuts. And some. people, it gets worse as like their. success grows, which is really crazy. >> Yeah. like Howard Hughes type [ __ ] where. you you know. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I loved that movie growing up because I. resonated with him so much. >> It's weird. >> You got to stop it. I mean that's the. thing is if you don't get in the way of. it, it just builds neuronal grooves in.

your brain that become so. >> like averse to plasticity like you can't. get out of them. >> And that's what I remember like this. woman being like I want you to bring in. contaminated items. And I was like go. [ __ ] yourself [ __ ] I was like, "Absolutely not." I was like, "Then we'd. have to burn my mother's car." Like, there's no way. But you do. Every time. something's contaminated a little bit, you have to like force yourself to do it. to touch it or whatever your thing is. >> Like contaminated food. >> For me, it was contamination was if some.

when I was younger, I was worried that I. would become like say you were like, "I. cheated on my wife last night." And then. you were like, "You want to hit this. vape or whatever?" I wouldn't be able to. touch it because I'd be like, "He does. bad things. If I hit that vape, I'll do. bad things.". >> Wow. >> You know, so if somebody was whack, they'd be contaminated and I couldn't go. near them. >> There's something to that. >> There's a little something to that. That's There's a little wisdom behind. that. >> Yeah. >> Because people do kind of adopt the.

mindset of people they're around. >> I mean, that's what I've had to learn. recently is I'm like, you got to cut out. >> whack people and get that that's not. OCD. That's like healthy for you. >> Yeah. Whack people can ruin everything. >> Yeah. >> Really shitty human beings that you have. kept in your life for whatever [ __ ]. weird reason, they can just derail your. whole life. >> The thing that sucks about comedy is. sometimes these people are so [ __ ]. funny. >> I know. >> And you have to cut out somebody who's. so funny.

>> I know. >> That sucks. >> I know. It does suck. It does suck. >> People at a desk job, I'm like, you're. cutting out Brian who's like kind of, you know, who's like just all right, who. brought you a cupcake once? I'm cutting. out people who are like the only people. I can say racist [ __ ] around. Like it's. you're like cutting out like a huge cord. of my sense of humor, >> right? >> And that but I've had to do that. recently. Just be like, "Dude, I can't. The vibe is too dark. >> It's sinister. >> It is a problem. >> Yeah, >> there's people in your life that just. for whatever [ __ ] reason will never.

get it together. And at a certain point. in time, >> try to rescue a drowning person, they'll. drown you. >> Yeah, totally. >> They'll drown you. >> It's hard to watch other people do it. and not cut people out. And you're like, that if you could just cut. >> like my friend's mom is just such a. drain on her life. And I'm like, you got. to just. >> Did you see that [ __ ] Netflix. documentary about that little girl who. was in a small town who's getting. harassed by someone that turned out to. be her mom? >> Oh, I heard about this, but I did not. see it. Oh, I saw this on Instagram and.

I thought it was not real. >> It's nuts. >> She was getting bullied by her mom. >> Her mom cyber mom didn't have a job. The. father thought the mom had a job. The. the mom was just all day trolling and. [ __ ] with her daughter for years. And. you know what the girl said at one point. in time? She's like, "I miss my mom.". Because her mom was there to protect her. from the bad world. But really, the only. bad world was her mom pretending to be. someone else. Wait, she said, "I miss my.

mom.". >> Because she thought her mom was a sweet. person that protected her and she found. out her mom was a [ __ ] monster. >> Oh, so later after she found out, she. was like, "I miss my mom.". >> Yes. >> Oh, that's brutal. >> Brutal. >> That's like when somebody breaks up with. you and you're like, I just want to talk. to them about this bad breakup. >> Well, that's that thing that some crazy. people do. It's Munchousins by proxy. >> So, she was Is that Munchousins, though? Munchous. >> You hurt them. You hurt them so that you. could help them.

>> Oh, she was doing that. She was being. like, "Who's your. >> She was the one who was trolling her own. daughter. She was someone else online. attacking her own daughter, calling her. a [ __ ] calling her horrible things. >> and being like, "PS, your mom's a babe. It's crazy. >> Your mom's an enigma. >> Your mom's really hot. You should go. talk to her. Your mom's an enigma.". Yeah. >> Yeah. Your your mom I I noticed your. mom's an enigma. Yeah. >> I think you noticed that, too. >> Yeah. So, the moment I saw you, I. noticed it. That's crazy. >> Crazy. It's so. >> Is she in jail or something?

>> I don't know. I didn't get that far. I. can't with the stuff like that where. people are mean to their kids. I'm like, I can't do this. >> I love that [ __ ]. >> I can't. >> I don't love it, but I [ __ ] fall. asleep to that horrible [ __ ]. >> It's hard if you love your I love my. kids. I can't I see some seeing someone. being that it's not just it's [ __ ]. evil beyond belief. >> How old are your kids? >> She tortured that. I have a 28-year-old. daughter. I have a 17 and a 15. >> Wait, if you were if you have a 28-y. old, you were.

>> How old? >> Well, it's not my biological. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. >> Yeah. >> So, did you have any kids? Were all your. kids had after you were financially. good? >> Yes. >> Really? Yes. >> You think that's the move? >> I don't know. There's something to be said for growing. up poor. >> Yeah. >> You know, I grew up poor. I think it's. good. I think I I understand hard work. You know, I understand what it's like to. have to have a job to get stuff. Like, you know, you want to buy a new pair of.

pants, you need to get a [ __ ] job. You know, you need to get a car. Well, you have to save up. >> But all those things you're describing, you can do poor. Growing up poor for me. is like growing up watching your parents. >> fight over who is going to pay the child. support. You know what I mean? I think. you can grow up fine, >> right, >> and still work. >> Well, my parents didn't fight. my my my. stepmom and my uh excuse me, my stepdad. and my mom have been together for a long. time and they have a very good. relationship. So, I'm that that like. modeled.

>> for me when I was a when I was a kid. My. parents got split up. My biological dad. and my mom when I was five and my mom. married my stepdad when I was like. seven. >> Where's your dad? >> We don't talk. >> Oh, we don't talk. >> I don't know him. But. >> Okay. >> But my stepdad's a great guy. >> So, you have good parents. They they. have a they modeled a good relationship. when I was a kid of people that don't. yell at each other, don't fight, and get. along. They have disagreements and. stuff, >> loving relationship. >> Yeah. They have disagreements, but. they're nice to each other, kind to each. other. And um you know, if you see that.

when you're a kid, you go, "Oh, this is. possible." But if you see like chaos all. the time and everyone's fighting and. screaming and yelling at each other, you're like, "Keep me the [ __ ] away from. whatever this is.". >> Yeah. >> You know, cuz I remember I watch my. grand my grandmother and my. grandparents. My grandmother was always. yelling at my grandfather. I was like, "Oh, don't stay married. Whatever you. do, I was like, when I was a little kid, I was like, you got to get out while you. can.". >> Yeah. You know, >> I think that's why there's so many.

avoidant men right now is because I. think there's so many of those like lazy. boy dads who are like dissociated. looking at a TV that isn't on and every. time they try to like, you know, every. time you're like, "Hey, Jim, how's it. going?" Their like wife flies in is. like, "Don't talk to him for a sec.". Like there's so many couples like that. >> Well, there's a lot of cucked out men. out there. Cucked out by their job, cucked out by life, you know? You just. stop being a man and then you stop. getting any respect from the people that. know you because they know you're kind.

of a [ __ ] The people that really know. you, like your wife and your kids really. know you, like, "Oh, Harry. Harry's a. [ __ ] bitch.". >> Yeah. There's so many boomers like that. though. There's so many where it's. >> the dad is so quiet and so distant and. the mom is just so up everyone's ass. >> Thorough wrote about that. Like what? Whenever he wrote this, he said, "Most. men live lives of quiet desperation.". >> That's [ __ ] Yeah, >> that's [ __ ]. >> That's [ __ ] But that's real. >> But why does it happen? >> Well, there's a whole bunch of reasons. Because you stop challenging yourself or.

you never did. You stop growing and and. you you don't have any character. You. don't exhibit a strong will and you. don't have discipline. And then, you. know, you're emotionally disconnected. from the life that you've chosen. And. then you have a job where you have to. pretend to be someone you're not for. eight hours a day and work for a boss. who's a piece of [ __ ] And then you lose. the job because the job becomes. irrelevant. >> Yeah. And then you're you're a broken. man and then you're like 46 years old. then they're turn telling you to learn.

to code. >> Yeah. >> Like oh great. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's [ __ ]. >> A lot of people they don't know what to. do and they didn't get good advice when. they were young. They didn't get a a. good direction, you know? They didn't. they didn't find something that they. could focus their energy on and realize. like, oh, if I focus my energy on. something, whatever it is, I can get. better at stuff. I'll start off sucky, but yeah, you keep working at it and. eventually you get Some people never. learn that. >> Well, it'd be nice if they could also. focus on being a parent. Like I I feel. like the women stay loud because they're.

like, I'm a mother. I'm mama bear, you. know? So, I'm like, it'd be nice if the. dads would get off the lazy boy and be. like, I'm going to help raise my kids. instead of, >> you know, it's just [ __ ] some people. are just beaten. Life was just they. wanted to be Spider-Man. >> Yeah. >> They wanted to be cool. They wanted they. wanted to have a good life and life just. [ __ ] cracked them in the dick every. time they made a move. >> Yeah. >> You know, they got their car. repossessed. Oh, Jesus. Credit card. >> There's got to be something biological. though that makes a man not.

>> like you have the pride. Bert Chryser, I. just talked about it. Like you guys have. the pride in your children hardcore. Like as soon as I met you, you showed me. a photo of your daughter. You know what. I mean? Like but I do feel like there. are a lot of men who are like that's not. my responsibility. >> Oh, that's crazy. That's crazy. Well, maybe it's the way they were raised, you. know. Um, but. >> but maybe if you had lost your job, if. you weren't in comedy and you were tired. and didn't have your didn't have your. passion, maybe you wouldn't be as. gung-ho about being a dad. Or maybe.

you'd feel like a failed dad. Maybe. that's what it is. Maybe they feel like. a failed dad, >> perhaps. I don't know. I would have. figured it out. >> Yeah. Yeah. I totally. >> I just don't believe that. I just if I. lost my job doing something, I would. find another job. I would figure it out. Yeah, there's there's other paths. You. don't just stay still if the path. doesn't work out. And some people do. >> Some people do. I didn't know that until. recently that some people really do stay. still forever. >> Oh, they quit that. Well, that's why. they love unemployment because they. could just get a check and just still. and just wallow in. >> There's so many people who are against.

unemployment that stills that still stay. still that are like [ __ ] [ __ ]. unemployment. I'm not using the. government. >> Yeah. Well, that's even sillier, I. guess. I don't know. Yeah, people are. weird. You know, it just. >> if I quit comedy right now, there'd be. like three jobs that I would be almost. just as stoked about. >> What What would those be? >> I would love to be a full-time. contractor out in the sticks. I would be. um a philosophy professor or a. therapist. >> Really? >> Yeah. All of those sound sick.

>> Which one sounds the most sick? >> Philosophy professor. Cuz you kind of. become a therapist when you are a. professor. You know what I mean? You. have those kids. >> that are [ __ ] up. So they're reading. philosophy and they like me. I was going. in there being like. >> or the guys that are trying to get laid. >> Yeah. >> Trying to become. >> It's a lot of dorks. >> Bet. >> It's like I was the only girl major in. my class and the rest were. >> dorky guys. >> Dorks who wore ties to class. Yeah. >> Well, philosophy itself is a strange. thing because you're just thinking about. a structure of how you interface with.

the world, >> you know. >> Yeah. I had it was the only thing I. could study. Well, everything else I was. like, why would I study something that's. already been known? This is crazy. >> But philosophy was like, >> "No, they're all just trying to figure. out life." Which I was like, "Okay, I. get that." And none of them are correct. And they're like, "None of them are. correct." And I was like, "Great." Cuz I. I would study science and they'd be. like, "We know the exact measurement of. how to find out this thing." I'd be. like, "Why do I want to study that? There's nothing new here.". >> My favorite book of philosophy I I. started reading when I was like I guess. I was 16. It's The Book of Five Rings by.

Miiamoto Masashi. He's a samurai who. killed 60 men in one-on-one combat with. swords. But he was all about the way to. become a great sword fighter is you have. to be balanced. Like you can't have any. holes in your game as a human being. You. have to be an artist. You have to be a. poet. You have to learn calligraphy. You. have to be completely balanced. And you. have to see the thing for what it is. You can't have any [ __ ] You can't. have any fat. Right? We were talking. about fat [ __ ] You can't have any.

[ __ ] There's no [ __ ] when. you're sword fighting. >> But don't sometimes do you ever feel. like you're in that flow state in your. life where you'll be like I have all. these moving parts and I have it down. and like like I recently had this where. I was like I'm oil painting. I'm doing. standup. I have my friends. I'm in this. groove and then something will happen. where I'll just like have like explosive. diarrhea or something like something. will happen where I'm just like Jesus. Christ I thought I was [ __ ] suave. I. had this [ __ ] I used to do that with. poker where I'd be like I have this. whole poker game unlock and then.

something would h like that it's almost. like one of those swords that you have. to have in balance is also humility like. you also have to be like and I'm a. person who still has a butthole you know. >> right. >> and that go sideways always. >> yeah because I would be like I'm going. to get in this flow state and then I'd. mess up a word on stage and I'd be like. I'm an idiot you know so I have to keep. that also be like you also are afable. Well, that's what's a good thing about. standup. It's like it smacks you every. time you do it wrong.

>> Yeah. >> Like you got to do it right. >> You It's crazy how true it is that. you're only good as good as your last. set. >> You are. >> It's crazy. >> Yeah. It's why like if you have a bad. set, you can't wait to get on stage. again. Like get me up there, >> dude. I was like, I'm doing no sets in. Austin bomb last night. Hitting Rebecca. up. I'm like, what do you got? >> It's crazy. >> Let me bust out some old mothership. >> Yeah. Come tonight. What are you doing. tonight? My show. >> Oh, okay. do it. >> What time is it at? >> 7. >> Yeah, that would actually be good. >> Let's [ __ ] go. >> Let's do it.

>> I was Dude, there's a clip I wanted to. post about that's really funny about. your about your club where I was like, you get in here and there's a guy who's. like, "My name's Kyle. I'll carry you up. this flight of stairs. I have a I have a. PhD in MMA. I'm going to pass you up to. Derek. Derek has an AK-47." And we get. in the green room and I'm like they're. like, "Do you need anything? We'll kill. people for you." And I was like, "Can I. have some like almonds or snacks?" And. they're like, "No, we have smelling. salts." I was like, "Wait.". I was like, "Is there any just like. water bottles?" Like, "No, we have. neurotropic dust.".

>> It was so funny. We neurotropic. We were in the uh green room the other. day and uh someone had called us like. some alt-right white supremacist club. I. was in the room with Brian Simpson, who's black, Derek Poston, who's black, Assan who's Muslim. >> It was Tony Hingcliffe, Ron White, and. me. I'm like, "This is a pretty diverse. lineup." Like, "What are we talking? This is so silly.". >> You're looking at comments. See, it's. hard. It's hard to not look at this. >> It wasn't. It was It was a video. It.

wasn't a comment. It was a video of. someone that one of the guys was. playing. It was like, "Look how [ __ ]. stupid this is." The idea that this like. that you had to be like, I'm not even a Republican. Like I voted. for Trump because I thought we were. going in a terrifying direction where. there was not really a president for. four years and the same people are now. going to be running the government. Like. let's. >> Weren't you like a Bernie bro? >> Yes. So I I've only voted Republican. once in my life. The idea that you have.

to be a Republican to get in at that. club is so ridiculous. That club is. filled with gay people, black people, straight people, white people, Asian. No. one gives a [ __ ] You're just doing. comedy. You're just doing comedy. Whoever you are, whatever you believe, we have tons of lively discussions. >> I will say one time I was there and. Jordan Peterson walked through and I was. like, "You can't be here. That's too on. the nose. Get all the time.". >> That's crazy. >> It is weird. Yeah, >> that's crazy. With his daughter. >> Oh, yeah. He came with his daughter.

Yeah. He's been there a few times. Yeah. He even did Kill Tony. >> Oh, he was on it. >> Yeah, he was on Kill Tony. Yeah. >> That's crazy. Oh, yeah. >> So is Post Malone. The one Post Malone. had no idea and I brought him on stage. He had no idea what the show was. No. idea what anything was and I just. brought him up there. >> Really? >> I did that twice. Once with Post Malone, once with Tucker Carlson. I was having. dinner with Tucker Carlson. I'm like, "You want to go by and go see Kill. Tony?" And then we were there and I told. Tony and he's like, "Bring him on. stage." I go, "I'm not even going to. tell him what it is." So I go, "Dude, we're going to go on stage." And he's.

like, "What?". >> Oh my god. >> He was great. >> Was he good? >> Yes. He was funny. He was like laughing. He was cracking jokes with the comedians. back and forth. Wow. >> It was really was surprisingly great. >> Wait, you're not Republican. You used to. be Bernie Bro. >> Yeah. >> Are you Bernie Bro? >> I am. Look, I think the idea of. socialism is wonderful if everybody had. their [ __ ] together and everybody was. disciplined. >> Yeah. >> But it's not the case. And I think that. human nature, >> unfortunately, you're going to need some.

socialism though, right? You're going to. need the fire department. Like this is. one of the things that I point to all. the time. People say, "Oh, socialism. doesn't work." The fire department is an. entirely socialist idea. Like we all pay. into it and they take care of. everybody's fire, right? You can't have. only the rich people have a fire. department and the poor people their. [ __ ] house burns down all the time. That's crazy, right? We all agree to. that. Well, that should be the same with. education. That should be the same with. healthcare. Are we a [ __ ] community. or are we not? And if we're a community, you have to take care of the downtrodden.

and you have to do it because it's bad. for them and it's also bad for you. We're all in this together. So, you have. to have a social safety net. I believe. in all that. But I also believe you. can't just give people free money. because then they rely on it and they. become dependent on it and then it takes. away their ambition and then they don't. do anything. That's that's true, too. It. doesn't mean you're not compassionate. I. don't like either one of these parties. Yeah. I don't think I don't think they. there's a solution. That's correct. I. think you have overcorrection after.

overcorrection. I think you have the. country goes one way and then it swings. hard the other way. Yeah, America's back. and then it swings the other way. Now. we're the new America and America's this. way. It's like everyone's so tribal and. everyone's so locked into their idea. that they're the good guys and these are. the bad guys. We got to get them back. and we're going to get him in the. midterms and we're going to get him in. the [ __ ] next election. It's like. >> it's crazy. And it's all swinging back. and forth like that. >> Yeah, sort of. It's all on who you talk.

to with comedy. It's like there's a lot. of bitter people out there. But, you. know, that's that old expression. I. forget who said that that we we brought. this up before that all criticism is the. tragic result of unmet needs. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> It's a paraphrase, but there's a lot of. that there. There's a lot of like. >> I don't like how Jordan is like why does. she have a [ __ ] Netflix special? She milled for me once and she didn't. even do good.

>> Did somebody say that? >> No, >> dude. I'm just somebody who I mean I. [ __ ] I'll date a libertarian and. become a [ __ ] libertarian. I'll. somebody will talk to me about Israel. I'll listen to [ __ ] one Sam Harris. episode. Now all of a sudden I'm [ __ ]. Zionist. I'll talk to I talked to John. Marco the other day now I'm [ __ ] all. pro Pal palette like whatever it is I. switch back and forth and then I do. podcasts and people are like you are and. I'm like well I'll tell you what I am. I'm an idiot dude I will switch I will. move like but I do think that's what.

makes a comedian is somebody who can try. on so many different perspectives and it. is hard that people are looking at. comics like politicians. >> you're not an idiot because both sides. have points that's why you can be swayed. one way. >> I'll double down. >> I'll double down but I mean doubling. down is just going down the rabbit hole. of whatever that ideology believes. because like they probably have a really. good pitch, you know, and then the, you. know, if you talk to the socialist, they. probably have a real good pitch. >> Yeah, totally. >> It's just, >> but I double down in a way that's like. I'll be like, "This thing's [ __ ]. bad." And then the next day I'll be.

like, "Actually, it's pretty like I'll. I'll stop eating meat and being like, "Anybody who eats meat sucks." And then. somebody be like, "You want to buy this. burger?" The ironer hit me and I'll be. like, "Fuck cows, dude." Like I go too. hard in the paint on both sides. And I. do I I remember I remember in college. these girls would bully me and I. remember being like why don't you guys. like me and they were they go you just. have too strong of convictions and I was. like oh interesting cuz I always thought. that was a good thing and I think for. comedy it is to be like you get up on.

stage or you do a podcast and you go. what if I just try on this idea hardcore. and that's like an interesting thing to. do as opposed to being like oh I see. this is kind of good and that's good too. you know Like there is something about. comedy just being like what if this is. the truth right now? >> That's an interesting thing to say to. someone. You're too strong of with your. convictions. >> I'll never forget that. I'll never. forget the girl who said it. >> Did the girl give you an example? >> It was just I would talk the way I talk. where they'd be like, you know, I'd be. like, "Women need to stop wearing.

dresses. High heels are ridiculous." Or. I'd be like, "Men need to. do this." or women, you know, or I'd be. like, or I'd be like, I I'm going to go. ahead and say. >> diners need to go, you know, like. whatever it was, right? >> It just I'd be in or out on topics. immediately, >> right? >> And they'd be like, you're just like too. intense with your thoughts and I'd be. like, >> "Yeah, totally." Every I mean, this is. like why I would be bad in Nazi Germany. I mean, I hopefully it would be okay, but I know I'd be somebody be like, "Wait, no, wait, no." It's crazy. Well,

I mean, is there got to be some sort of. a psychological reason why all those. people went along with that, >> right? >> There's I mean, yeah, they went along I. think a lot of it was Yeah. I mean, I. think a lot of it was um just kind of. dissociation, right? >> Well, there's a little bit of that, but. then there's also there's a tribal. mentality that kicks in like there's a. default switch that happens to people. >> Yeah. And in this country, you saw a lot. of it during COVID. It was like the.

vaccinated people were hating on the. unvaccinated. They should have their. children taken away and like put them. into camps. Like, do you hear yourself? You hear yourself? >> It's so weird cuz it's such a different. like I was with so many antivaxers. Like. I was they were they're my friends. But. I was like, oh, I'm getting vaccinated. because number one thing that's. important to me is comedy. I have no. idea if the vaccine gave me long co, if. co gave me long whatever the [ __ ] but I. just have to perform. That's it. My. health comes second. >> Did you get long co? >> Bro, my [ __ ] is [ __ ] up. I can't like.

those Ubers that have those smelly. trees. I have to get out of I get. immediate migraines like because I my. smell is [ __ ] up. >> Your smell's [ __ ] up. >> Like if you have deodorant that has like. chemicals in it, it's rancid to me. >> Really? >> Yeah. And so many people were people are. coming. >> That's your long co. You just smell. things. >> smell. It's bad though. >> I don't think you can call that long co. Long CO. Yeah. Long CO is people that. are exhausted and they have like heart. palpitations and Yeah. >> I got I got a synapse off. I got a. synapse. >> Sounds like you just got an upgrade in.

your nose. >> I did get an up. Yeah, but it sucks, dude. If somebody's wearing cologne, I'm. like I got to go. >> Perfect. >> Yeah, >> I would. It's like you got a wolf nose. >> I got a wolf nose. >> Yeah, that's great. Some people. >> You got to change the way you look at. it. >> You're right. >> Yeah. >> I thought I had long CO and then I. stopped eating sugar. I thought I had. the bad one and then I stopped eating. candy and I was like, "Well, hello.". >> It's crazy what it. >> candy wrecks your [ __ ] Isn't it nuts? >> And I was a [ __ ] Little candy [ __ ].

>> Oo, little candy [ __ ]. >> I wasn't eating anything. >> What does it say? Long CO can cause. altered smell. >> or parasomia where things smell. distorted, foul, or different than they. used to even if the initial COVID 19. symptoms have passed. So, did you get. this after you got like when did this. start happening? Did you get COVID? >> Yes, I gotated six times. But. >> of course you did. You got vaccinated. >> The people who didn't get vaccinated got. it once or twice. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> [ __ ]. >> Yeah. They [ __ ] you. They [ __ ].

everybody. They [ __ ] everybody with. that goddamn stupid thing. >> I got it hard. See, I'll talk to you. about this and then tomorrow my liberal. mom will be like, "The vaccine is good.". And I'll be like, "Yes, mom. Yeah, I. agree. >> It's a long conversation. It would take. a long time to explain what was wrong. But it all boils down to the same thing. that it always does, which is money. They distorted the facts. They distorted. the research. They distorted the. efficacy. They distorted what it was. actually designed to do just because. they wanted money. That's it. Did we pay.

them for the vaccine? >> Oh, [ __ ] yeah. They made a [ __ ] ton of. money. It might have been free for you. I like the idea of money, but aren't. weren't isn't your camp in on like um. control, mind control? Not mind control, but knowing knowing where we are like. antivax people. >> I'm not an antivax person. >> What are you? >> No. >> Give yourself a label. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I believe. that all medications. should be subject to scrutiny. They.

should all go through rigor rigorous. double blind placeboc control trials to. find out what the side effects are, what. the efficacy rate is, what's the real. facts behind it. >> People just lie about that. >> That's but this is why this is why. Yeah. >> The problem is pharmaceutical drug. companies do their own research. Not. only do they do their own research, but. they do their own research that they. hide. So they'll do multiple studies. that show no efficacy and then they'll. rig one study where they can show just.

like a little bit of an improvement and. then they just sell it and they start. going with it. And they've done that. before. They they got sued because of. Vio. Vio killed 50 60,000 people and. through internal emails the. pharmaceutical drug company was saying. we're going to have these problems and. it listed all the different things that. people wind up getting including. strokes. We're going to have these. cardiovascular problems, cardiopulmonary. problems, but whatever the the the. wording was, I don't want to like be. quoted on it, but it will be good for us.

financially. We'll do well with this. >> It's in the email. >> Yeah, in the email. We'll do well with. this. It killed 50 to 60,000 people. >> A friend of mine got a stroke. He got on. Vio because he had knee problems. >> It was an anti-inflammatory medication. >> Sometimes there's fishy [ __ ] like that. Like sometimes I'll take Prozac from one. place and from a different place. Very. different thing. >> Yeah. Because it's from Mexico. It's got. fentanyl in it. >> Weird going on. Yeah. >> What do you think about OMPic? >> We talked about that the other day with.

a guy who runs a pharmacy. The problem. with it is that when they're dosing it. out to people, they're they're giving. everyone the same dose. And it should be. dependent upon like how much weight are. you trying to lose? What is your body. weight? You know, there's a bunch of. different factors. You just said it. holds on to poop. >> Well, it doesn't seem to be good for. you. >> If poop is sitting in your body, >> poop stays in your body a little longer. and food digests slower and it kills. your appetite. But if you're morbidly.

obese and you might die from that, this. is probably a good solution. So, it's. not a it's like don't throw out the baby. with the bath water. I don't want it. I. don't need it. >> But if I did, if I was 600 lb and I was. in this and someone said, "Look, and I. can give you this thing. It'll kill your. appetite." Like [ __ ] please. Yeah, >> please. >> Totally. >> So, it's beneficial for that. And then. there's a problem with muscle loss and. bone density loss. But my friend. Bighgam, who was on the other day, the. episode's out now, >> he was saying that the issue is that.

they're giving him too much of a dose. And if you mix it with other peptides, you can actually eliminate those. problems. >> So, there's a way to dose it out for. people that are and you would just lose. nothing but fat. It is possible to do. It just has to be done correctly. So, he's explaining that. >> and right now it's willy-nilly. >> Well, right now everyone's just getting. on it and turn in instead of just going. to the gym. There's people that like. need to lose 20 pounds. They're getting. on a ZMP. Like, that's crazy. You can. lose 20 pounds in a couple months. >> The thing that's frustrating is cuz I. used to be so fat. I used to have type.

two diabetes and I got rid of it, which. is crazy. And like it's frustrating. >> You were still eating all that sugar, >> dude. Well, that's the thing is I can. eat sugar exclusively, lose weight if I. only eat the candy. Like it was like. this bizarre diet I would go on and then. I just had to like switch my mind. But. that mental switch of being like this is. not for fun. This food is not for fun. You've had your fun, >> right? >> Like you did that. You did the candy. You did the pizza. You did all of that. Now we're using food as like the same. way we use sleep where it's like I feel.

better when I get eight hours. Right. Right. >> And once you do that switch, >> it's it it feels like things click into. place. So with people on ompic I'm like. if you could just get that turn of your. brain it would help so if you could just. it it does feel like a switch where. you're like. >> but think about what you had to go. through with acid to get off the OCD. It's like and now imagine you're 600 lb. and you've been eating candy for 35. years. >> Yeah, >> that's you know it's a big switch. It's. a battleship. >> You can't just [ __ ].

>> I think recovery. >> you got to turn that [ __ ]. around. >> Did you see a sugar diet going viral. earlier this year? Yeah, I know. Mark. Bell was really into that. Unlimited. sugar, restricted protein ever be a good. thing. >> What is the good about it? It's. literally I swear I was paying attention. to what he said. I was like, there's no. way you're saying just eat candy. And. it's not just candy, but. >> I thought he was [ __ ] around. >> No, it's like fruit. But he's like, if. candy is all you got, it's not the worst. thing, >> but it's low protein, right? >> Yeah. It's like certain amount of. protein. There's a video of him. explaining it if you want to watch that.

>> So, he weighs 95 kg, which is what is. that, like 225 pounds. The video I just. saw, he said he was like 207, 210. He. was going to get under 200. >> Does he have a face? Can we see his. face? >> Oh, he's a handsome guy. Good looking. guy. He's But it doesn't work with him. cuz he's really fit and he's been doing. a bunch of different stuff his whole. life. Like he was carnivore diet for a. long time. It's not. >> No, dude. See the deep sunken lines? That's sugar. >> He's like 50 years old. No, this is the. new thing. Like he's he was always like.

this. This is what he looked like. forever. And he used to be gigantic. >> You know what? was a woman, we'd be. like, "That's anorexia." Because when I. told people I was only eating sugar, they were like, "That's anorexia.". >> Hold on. Show show what he looks like. Jamie, show go to his uh Instagram. And. wait, you see how fit this guy is. Like, this guy is in tremendous shape. >> No protein. Oh, the veins are getting. me. >> Well, he's always had those. But that's. that's my point. Like, click on that one. on the right hand side. Like, look, that's what we're talking about. He's a. big jack dude. So, for him to do this.

diet and say, you know, look, I've got. this body. Well, [ __ ] you always had. that body. Like, I don't know. >> No, I mean, I've gotten very skinny off. the all sugar diet, but it has effects. Yeast infection all the time. Deep dark. circles. >> from sugar. >> From sugar [ __ ] up your sleep. >> When did you stop with the sugar? >> Like two months ago. >> Oh. >> But I'm having ice cream today cuz my. special came out. >> But we've been planning. We have been. planning. We're going to Amy's ice cream. and we're going to have ice cream.

>> It's a great spot. >> Yeah. But I've been off sugar. It just. helps a lot. I've just been doing fats. and like stuff like that, which is. great. And I can eat as much as It used. to be like I had to everything I ate, I. had to do a tiny amount and now it's. like I can eat as many eggs and avocado. And. >> isn't that nuts? It doesn't even seem. like it's real. >> I know. >> All you if you just ate nothing but. steak, you would lose weight. And. everyone's like, "No way." Like, yeah, because your body would regulate. correctly. When you're done, you're. done. Like if you if you sit down, you. have a 16 steak. If you really only need.

12 ounces, after 12 ounces, you'll stop. eating. Yeah, that's all you're eating. But if you have mashed potatoes there. and then a bowl of pasta and then an ice. cream and then a cake and this. >> try eating cake after you ate a whole. avocado, you're like, I'm good. Like you. don't the fat gets you. It's so crazy. >> The also your your gut biome switches. and your gut biome doesn't crave sugar. anymore. It's that candida that. >> the candida is what I did. the candida. diet cuz every time I got my period I. had a yeast infection and then it was. just I was itchy and I was like what's.

going on and I was like I had brain fog. and I chatchy beta and it was like oh. you're riddled with candida and I was. like oh I'll try the diet and then I. immediately started thinking faster and. was not itchy at all. It was. >> bizarre that your gut biome has an. effect on your personality. >> It's [ __ ] up. >> It's [ __ ] up. >> It's [ __ ] up. >> Well, we're we are a literal ecosystem. We want to think of ourselves as a. person, but we're really like like a. life form that houses life forms. >> Yeah. It's I think it's because they our. control panel is up here makes us think.

that we're this like unit that we can. [ __ ] with. Like I think if our eyes were. here, >> we would maybe be like this is a whole. collective system, but this [ __ ] us up. Like I was watching this fat huge tall. guy eat an ice cream cone the other day. and his arm was like this and he was. like 67. He was just licking it and I. was like, "It looks like this little man. is eating this ice cream cone. unbeknownst to this giant body down. below." Like it looks like this little. guy's just riding this big guy. >> And I think that if we could just slide. this [ __ ] down.

>> Yeah. Body awareness of what you are as. a whole. But that's also a lot of people. don't do anything with their body. So. their body is just like a truck that. they drive around, >> right? And we do have a mouth. I have a. vagina which is a mouth. You know what I. mean? We have the [ __ ] more face down. there. There's cra the uterus is a. [ __ ] another head and the gut and. everything. We just don't have eyeballs. there, so we forget about it completely. >> Really? It's a head, >> I think. So, yeah, it's a [ __ ] whole. thinking thing. Your gut is freaking all. these brain. >> It's definitely thinking. Your heart. thinks, too. There's neurons in your. heart, >> but the serotonin in the gut and the.

brain and stuff, >> it feels pretty balanced. It's just the. eyeballs [ __ ] us up. >> Well, if we could have an understanding. that you're an actual system, it would. be a lot better for people because so. many people just think like, "Oh, I. don't want to worry about my body. I'm. worrying about my brain." Like they. think it's almost like vain to think. about your body and vain is stupid. >> Yeah. >> It's okay. But there's no virtue in. being a weak piece of [ __ ] Like that's. not good for you. >> Yeah. And. Yeah. It's not intelligent to not take. care of your body. Stupid. >> Yeah. It's crazy. It is. Yeah. And the.

second I start I stop working out, it is. so weird how much pent up energy and. then I'm like lethargic and then I have. to eat sugar and it all gets [ __ ]. crazy. >> Also, you start getting anxiety. you're. like start freaking. >> anytime I p part participate in. self-deception in any way it bleeds into. everything. >> like anytime I'm neglecting some part of. my life you can like smell it on me the. second I walk in I'm like hey sorry I. didn't I shouldn't be you know and I. have this whole air and it's like I just. needed to do my dishes I would have been.

fine. >> that's Miamoto Mousashi. >> oh that's the source. >> like literally that's that's his book is. like you have to be balanced you have to. balance everything. >> that's good but then sometimes don't you. go sicko mode where you go, "Fuck it.". >> Yeah, kind of, but not for long periods. of time. >> Do you drink? >> Yeah, but I don't. I haven't drank in a. long time, but I will. Like, I'll have a. glass of wine, but it's been like. >> It was many months before I had. anything. And then I had like a. margarita and I was like, "Okay.".

>> And you felt. >> nothing. I mean, I I didn't do it. because I was an alcoholic. I did it. because it's bad for you. >> I was like, "Why am I doing this?". Because I I drink at my club. I'll have. a couple drinks at the club, couple. nights a week, and then I'll go out with. my wife, have a drink or two, and then. maybe I'll do a podcast with someone who. wants to have a drink. And so we'll have. like a little whiskey clink glasses and. we're talking, get a little tipsy. >> After a while, you're like, you're. poisoning yourself. You're drinking 7, 10, 15, 15 drinks in a week.

>> Yeah. >> Like that's not good. >> And then I stopped and I was like, oh my. god, I feel so much better. And then I. felt stupid. I felt stupid for not doing. it. >> I did the same thing. I'm a sugar addict. and a love addict. I'm not an alcoholic, but I was like, I can't I can't be. having extra sugar where I'm not where I. don't need it cuz I'm eating so much. candy. >> So, you got off the alcohol because of. the sugar. >> I had to choose. I was like, it's. Swedish fish or alcohol. I had I had to. make the decision. And I was puffy all.

the time. I couldn't stand the little. puff. >> That's not good either. Yeah, the. puffy's bad. >> And then you have a glass of wine cuz. you're like, I can treat. And I'd be. like just like fully [ __ ]. >> instantly. Right. Because your body's. not used to it. >> Yeah. And so I was like, "Well, this. isn't that fun either, so I'll just not. do it.". >> Yeah. I think a lot of people more now. than I think ever before are abstaining. from alcohol. I think there was just a. study recently about young people about. alcohol consumption in young people is. down by What was the number? I think. it's something crazy like 25%.

>> Well, it's because they're not having. sex. >> Is that what it is? >> I mean, Gen Z. I need to touch this. >> You need to touch that. That's uh Harlon. Williams snake. I love Harlon Williams. so much. >> I love him too. It was on the table when. Trump was here and he got so happy that. his snake So he had that snake in his. pants the entire time he was doing a. podcast and he told me that he he got a. tapeworm and then he named his tapeworm. Dimmitri and I'm like, "You have a. worm?" "Yeah, I got a worm. I picked it. up." And like it just, you know, it was. a gag. And at the end he pull he's like, "Oh, the worm's coming out." And likeh.

reaches into his chest. the whole time. He pulls out this [ __ ] snake and he. puts it on the table and it's been there. ever since. So when I had Trump on the. podcast, he was so happy that Dimmitri. the snake was on the table. >> Pants, his little snake pants. That's. awesome. That's such a Look at this. That's I. love Har Dude. Harlon was talking to us. about Rocket Man and how they didn't put. out Rocket Man because there's a song in. it where he imitates being Chinese. Like.

he does it with everybody. He does it. with German where he's like. in the world and then he does a Chinese. accent where he's like ch. >> Yeah. >> And they just like buried it like it. that came out with Tarzan. and they buried the [ __ ] out of Rocket. Man and let Tarzan like take the and I. was like I looked it up. Tarzan is like. based off seriously racist original. story. >> Was it really? >> Yeah. Which is so interesting. Like. >> Rice Burrows the original Tarzan. Um,

was it Taran? >> Was it Edgar Rice Pearls? >> Is Tarzan the one where it's like and. will be Yeah. Yeah. Tarzan. Look up. Tarzan racist ties. It is there. >> So from the original book, >> I think so. Yeah. Like the original. original. >> Well, it was old story. >> Yeah. >> A white guy who lives with the. chimpanzees and figures it out. He lives. with the apes, becomes the king. Of. course. >> Yeah. But I think even before then it. was more racist. I mean, this was a. Google. This could have been one of my. things. >> Maybe. I don't think I've ever read it.

I think I've read the comic books. I've. seen the movies. I don't think I ever. read Tarzan, the Edgar Rice Burrow's. novel. >> No, I haven't read that either. I think. this was pre that though. But this could. have been me googling and finding it and. being like, see, but Rocket Man getting. bur Rocket Man's so good. And if I had. seen that as a kid, I would have been so. stoked. >> So, it's one of Harland's comedies. >> Yeah. Yeah. His first. >> Okay. So, it's his first movie and he's. so goofy in it, but he does all these. voices for different nationalities and. at one point he does Chinese.

>> and it's such a funny scene and. >> 1997. Yeah. >> Wow. >> Did you find. >> I don't think even think I knew about. that movie. >> It's I didn't know about it either, but. we had Haron on the pod and Ian was. like, I'm obsessed with this movie. So. then me and Ian watched it and it's like. the best. It's like exactly what you. want your kid to see. It's like a doofus. who makes it as an astronaut. >> because he's smart in his own. They. [ __ ] up with the Chinese thing, huh? It was the one accent that you can't. make fun of. >> One accent. He did all the other. accents. >> So weird.

>> I I don't get that. Why is that the one? >> We live in a bizarro time. >> It's very weird. >> It's a very weird time. >> It's also funny cuz Disney was like, "Yeah, the scene goes in, we approve it, and then and then they're like, "Wait, actually it's not that's [ __ ] up.". >> Well, you know, people approve dumb [ __ ]. all the time. >> Yeah. Fear Factor. They improve people. drinking come. >> and that's what got the show. Yeah, they. did. >> Dude, I was obsessed with. >> and piss. >> I was about to say, did you ever watch. it again? I'm like, you're on it. But. those people do not.

>> I used to think they were like hot. people. They're like trash. Little. trashy. Like growing up when I was. watching it, I was like, "Oh my god, I. want to grow up to look like her." And. then I look back and I'm like, "This is. White Dreads crazy lunatics." I was. obsessed with that show. >> Well, they made them drink come and. >> but it wasn't Bull Come. It was donkey. >> Oh yeah, donkey come. >> Donkey come and donkey urine. They had. to play uh horseshoes to see how much. donkey come and donkey urine. >> Did they say come? >> Oh uh sperm. I think we said sperm. >> Don't worry.

>> And they aired it. >> Well, not really. See, that's what got. the show cancelled. >> Drinking the [ __ ] and not having your. episode air. >> I know. Well, people drank the [ __ ] and. didn't win. >> The [ __ ] is not a problem for me. >> I would have drank the [ __ ]. >> Would be more of a problem. >> You're in fine. For me, it was the. spiders in the mouth. >> The gals chose the urine over the [ __ ] or. the or the [ __ ] rather over the urine, but I think guys. >> would rather hilarious to think it's. >> Donkey Juice. The episode's called. Donkey Juice, but I don't know if that's. really what it's called. See, the thing.

is it never aired. I think Donkey Juice. was like the internal name for the. episode or the stunt. >> But, uh, so it did air in other. countries though. That's why you can. still watch it on YouTube because it. aired in I think it aired Denmark or. some [ __ ] They had to just jerk off a. bunch of donkeys. >> No. No. >> How did they get the [ __ ]. >> I used had a bit about it in my act. They they take prod and they shove it up. the donkey's ass and they shock their. prostate.

>> Yeah. >> Oh yeah. >> And they just buzz. >> They love that [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> That's That is donkey rape. >> It's more than that. It's kind of alien. You're an alien abducting this donkey. and. >> forcing it to come. >> That's brutal. >> I know. With electroshock. and then, you know, they got like a a. tube in the end where they're collecting. it all. >> for a show. That's we had buckets of it.

>> How many paid How many donkeys got. jacked off because there was buckets of. it. Look. >> No. No. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. >> You know what? I always assumed that was. fake. >> Oh, no. It was super real. Yeah. 100%. Yeah, >> that's crazy. >> There's laws. Like there's laws which is. really good because like people say, "How do I get on Fear Factor?" Like, "If. you've ever met me, you can't get on the. show, so you can't talk to me about it. If you want to get on the show, you. can't talk to me right now." Yeah. And. it will like get me out of conversation. >> That's good. >> Yeah. Nice. >> That's really good. >> Yeah. Cuz I can't help anybody get on. the show, but there's laws like you.

can't say it's Donkey Kum when it's not. Donkey Kong. It it it is come. You're. drinking Come. Yeah. Otherwise, you're. your show's not a game show anymore. >> How' they get all that stuff? All the. worms. So many worms. >> Farms. >> Worm farms. >> Oh yeah. For bait and stuff. >> Yeah. And then cockroach farms with the. people that eat cockroaches. You had to. put them on a specific diet for x amount. of time before they allowed to be. consumed by people. Yeah. You can't just. have them eating garbage and rotten. meat.

>> Spiders in the mouth where they were. climbing out. That was the one that me. and my sister would watch to torture. ourselves. >> where they were couldn't get the spider. in the mouth cuz it was climbing out. >> Yeah. It was brutal. ridiculous show. I. literally signed up for it because I. thought it was going to be cancelceled. immediately and I'd have a lot of. material. >> Were you able to tell jokes on it? >> No. >> No. They [ __ ] out of you. >> No. Like they they if if I said. something that they thought was. controversial most of the time they. would edit it out. >> Did Jackass come Jackass was after Fear? >> No, I think it was before.

>> It was like during I guess. >> was it? I. >> think so. >> Okay. >> I was obsessed with. >> the first one was Survivor. Survivor was. the first one on TV where you're like, "Yo." Which is still on the air, which. is crazy. >> That is I thought The Osborne's. that was. >> Well, that was a reality show, but there. was ones before that, right? There was. Totally Paulie. That was kind of a. reality show. >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> You know, but. >> Totally Poly. Was that Poly? >> Poly Shore. Yeah, he had a He had like a. very famous MTV reality show. >> called Totally Poly where you just. [ __ ] around. >> Just traveled around, met people. It's a.

reality show. Um, but like. I'm not wrong, right? Wasn't Survivor. the first one of those kind of shows? >> A game show? >> No, you know, like a game show, but a. reality show. >> Reality game show, >> I think. I think so. I mean, it. definitely caught there was that wave. that came out around the same year as. like American Idol. >> What year did Survivor start? >> I think it's like 90 [ __ ] I was in high. school. I'll check, but it's like. 2000ish. 99 2000. >> Yeah. So, Survivor was the first one. That was That was the big one. I just.

can't believe it's still on the air. That's nuts. >> Was Fear Factor. >> 2000. >> 2000? >> May 31st, 20. >> Oh, so it was only like a year before. Fear Factor cuz Fear Factor started in. 2001. They're going to do a new one now. that Who the hell's hosting it? >> I saw that. Uh, >> wait. >> Johnny Knoxville. >> Yeah. >> Survivor. >> comes full circle. No, Fear Factor. >> I think there's a new Fear Factor that. Johnny Knoxville is going to host. >> That's awesome. >> So, it all comes full circle. >> And you hated it? >> No. No, I didn't hate it. It just like.

it was a job. >> You were really sweet to the people. >> I was trying to be. >> You were very nice to them. >> I try to be nice. >> I remember being like that's a. comforting. You'd be a good acid person. to trip acid. You know what I mean? Sitter. >> Maybe that's how maybe that's how you. got good at I mean that's I mean that's. a [ __ ] up trip to be like you're going. to put these [ __ ] things in your. mouth. >> There's that. But I would also some. people would be scared to do a stunt and. I'd be like look. >> we have to make money. >> You 100% can do this. But, you know, people that have never really completely.

challenged themselves are not sure of. where their boundaries lie and they get. really scared. Yeah. >> When something new and and crazy is. about to happen and they they get. overwhelmed by anxiety. And you can get. them and go, "Hey, hey, listen to me.". You know that voice in your head telling. you not to do this? [ __ ] that voice. You. can do this. And when you get done, you're going to be so happy. You're. going to be so happy. But you just have. to do it. It's not going to be nearly as. bad as you think it is. just force. yourself to do it and you could do it. >> and they would do it. >> Yes. Because like I when I was a kid.

from the time I was like 15 years old I. was teaching martial arts. So I am used. to coaching people. I would bring people. to tournaments and people that were. scared and they were going to have to. fight and compete and I would coach them. >> in the corner. You in the corner? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I just went to the Serrano Katie Taylor. match. >> Oh, did you really? It was a great. fight. Dude, I have Can I say I am. straight as they come, but Katie Taylor, man, >> you get some of that, >> dude. I just think she's the most. attractive woman. >> The way she goes and I fight for the.

Lord and she's like, dude, when they're. all [ __ ] brain [ __ ] afterwards and. she's like, I just want to go ahead and. thank everybody for coming. and you're like, nobody knows what. you're saying, >> right? >> The brain damage though is crazy. I box. and I am not I. >> You still box? Yeah, I box, but I don't. I mean I I when my trainer is in town, but even sparring, I'm like, "We got to. do this occasionally because I'm [ __ ]. [ __ ] up afterwards.". >> Yeah, I have friends that still spar. I'm like, "Stop doing that.". >> A lot of people aren't sparring at all.

They just fight. >> Well, some That's rare. Most fighters. spar. There's a few that don't. Like Max. Holloway for a while wasn't sparring. because he was trying to preserve. himself for fights. But then when he had. to fight Dustin Por or when he had. Justin Gai I think it was with Justin. Gate he's like I got to start sparring. again because I'm going to fight someone. who's really dangerous. You can't have. any. >> It's just so when you start when I. started boxing I was like I'm never. going to spar. That's crazy. And then. like a month in I was like so addicted.

and it was so much fun. It felt like you. were training so that you could spar. >> It is fun to do. >> And then I would do a podcast and be. like and I'd be like. oh we can't do that. We can't do that. And I you listen to Serrano and Katie. when they're like fighting in those like. press conferences and it sounds like two. drunk kids like they're like, "No, she. [ __ ] said that we're going to" and. you're like, "This is I cannot be doing. that.". >> Well, the real rough one is when you. talk to guys that are in like their 50s. and they've been retired for years and.

they're slurring their words. You barely. understand what they're saying. They're. like, "Fuck.". >> Yeah. And they have so much money, but. what do they. >> Well, some of them don't even have the. money anymore. Usually they go through a. few divorces because they're crazy. No. one can stay with them. They're out of. their [ __ ] mind. >> Yeah. >> You know, and they're probably. alcoholics because their brains. completely shattered. >> Yeah. >> Do they get do men get more aggressive. when they get brain damage? Yeah, >> they definitely can. It depends entirely. on the individual. But. >> do women get CT? >> Oh yeah, 100%. Yeah, they can get.

aggressive too. They get they get real. impulsive. Men and women that have brain. damage, they get impulsive. They can't. control their instincts. their impulses. rather. Um they have addiction problems. because they feel off, right? So they. want to drink alcohol to get to calm. down or do cocaine. A lot of them wind. up doing coke. >> to feel up because they're fried. Your. brain's cooked. Your endocrine system's. all [ __ ] up. Your pituitary glands. been bouncing around inside your [ __ ].

skull. >> Is your brain fooked? Did you. >> probably a little bit like just the. right amount. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Just the right amount. >> When did you stop? Well, I stopped. fighting when I was 22, I think, was my. last fights. And I stopped sparring when. I was like 27 or 28. >> Oh, good. So, you had the gummy. >> I did a little bit of sparring later. >> when I was in my 30s. >> Do you do jiu-jitsu? You do jitsu. Do. you grapple with. >> you? But yeah, but that the the brain. damage you get from that is rare. It's. not. >> Maybe I should do that. My mom always. tells me that with. >> Kim Congden does it. Ask her about it.

>> Okay. I just the boxing, the hitting, the. >> Yeah, don't do that. But I like, but. even just training with mits. >> there, I have such a rage issue that. beating the [ __ ] out of something feels. even when I go to the gym and just beat. the [ __ ] out of the bag. I feel so much. better. >> It's super good for you. There's nothing. better to like relieve stress than. hitting the bag. It's the best. Don't. stop doing that. I mean, definitely keep. hitting pads, but don't get any brain. damage. >> You know what I'm worried about. jiu-jitsu? >> What? >> The fainting. >> because you're gonna get choked out. You're just gonna black out the moment. someone even comes close to choking you.

out. >> Yeah. If anybody does something to my. wrist and getting no any artery. >> stuck in a triangle, you're just going. to fall and they're going to be like, "I. did a good job." Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Cuz I have friends that do it and. they're like, "Yeah." And then my bone. was up against mine and I'm like, "I'm. done. Do not.". >> Yeah. Talk to Kim. It is rough, but it's. super addictive once you do it and you. get used to it. It's very addictive. >> puzzle. It's a game. Yeah. You're. playing a game and you get better at the. game the more you play it and you know.

>> the game is get somebody in an arm bar, >> right? But the arm bar is all of it is. slightly representing breaking them, right? >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. That makes tap. >> Oh god. >> You have to tap so your arm doesn't get. broke. >> The idea of overextending somebody's. body part is brutal. >> It is brutal. >> That's so gross. >> I know. It's gross. >> But it's very But I think that. >> useful skill. Very useful skill. >> Oh, I know. But the boxing is just bam. You know, >> that's useful, too. Breaking somebody's. nose I could do. But.

>> you couldn't break their arm? >> I could not. No. The idea of like bone. coming through. Crazy. >> Choke them. Put them to sleep. >> Yeah. Have you put you put a lot of. people to sleep? >> Not a lot of people. >> Is it a good feeling to be put to sleep? >> I don't know. >> You've never been put to sleep? >> No, I've never been put to sleep. No. >> Really? >> No. >> Are you scared to be put to sleep? >> No. No. I just tap when I know I'm about. to go. >> Right. Right. Right. Your body probably. taps. >> No, you tap. >> I know. you probably your instinct like. even if you're like put me to sleep. you'd still probably be like no actually. don't. >> no you got to know like when you're.

going right so like if you're getting. choked if like someone's got my back and. they've got a choke in there's a point. in time where I know I'm not getting out. of this you just tap it's smart it's. stupid to fight it off because you get. injured. >> and then you wind up being really [ __ ]. up. >> I love watching MMA. >> do you jump on their backs like that. when they go full monkey style it's dude. >> have you ever been to it live. >> No, just that fight. It was a big deal. I went Netflix took me thinking of this. >> Oh, yeah. But that's a boxing match. You. should go to a UFC live. It's bananas.

>> Really? >> Yeah, it's bananas. It's. >> Yeah. >> I loved going to the Serrano match. >> Are you at the club this weekend? >> Who's at the No, I'm in Rochester this. weekend. >> Oh, cool. There's a UFC. I was going to. say there's a UFC in San Antonio on. Saturday night. >> I'll go in New York for sure whenever. >> When it's in New York. Okay. I'll get. you tickets. It's gonna be in Madison. Square Garden in November. >> I'll go if you're gonna be around. Okay. Yeah. So sick. Oh my god. I'm gonna wear. a fur coat.

>> Yeah. You'll love it. It's And seeing it. in the garden is kind of special. >> Yeah. Where was Oh, they were in the. garden. Toronto. No. Yes, they were in. Were they? Yeah. It was. >> the big room or the smaller room? >> Big. Sold it out. >> Wow. >> Toronto made 14 mil or something. I. mean, they made I know. >> That's great. >> Isn't that great? >> That's awesome. Yeah. And the [ __ ]. the card was incredible watching them. >> Madison Square Garden has got a lot of. energy in that room, too. There's. something crazy about that room. Yeah. >> It's just like the amount of concerts.

and fights and events that have taken. place and that you feel it in the. building. When you walk in, you're like, you walk in, you're like, whoa. >> It's intense. >> This place is alive. >> It's awesome. >> Yeah. Like when you go to a new arena. and they're brand new and you walk in. the door and it's empty and you're. wandering around like, "Wow, cool. place." But you walk in the garden, you're like, "Yo, this place is alive. It's got memories in here.". >> The other ones feel like raetball. Like. you could, you know what I mean? Like. you you could hit a raet ball around in. one. It's like they're the stage. Cuz.

I've done arenas with Tom a bunch, Sigora, >> and you can definitely feel the ones. that have like been there versus the. ones that they put up recently. >> Yeah. Yeah. They have history. History. is burned into buildings. so bad at. rotating. >> Oh, it's weird. >> It's so weird. >> It's the best way though because it's. the only way you can do an arena where. it's intimate. So, what we're talking. about is a stage that's round. >> Oh, yeah. In the round. >> In the round. Yeah. >> Tom was like, "Just say a joke then. pivot." Just But I Every time I get up. there and I'd be like, "Here's my joke. I'm going to turn to these people now.".

And I would turn every single time. That's funny though. >> Yeah. It was totally great, but I. couldn't do the like natural rotation. The good thing about it is though, it. makes the show intimate even though. there's 16,000 people there because. there's people on this side facing. people on the other side. So, everybody. realizes they're all in it together. >> And the jumbotron, I mean, my Netflix. special is shot. >> I was like, wherever your camera is, shove it the [ __ ] up my nose. Like, I'm. so sick of seeing specials where I'm. watching their whole body the whole. time. Like, show my face cuz my facial.

movements are like half of my joke, >> right? >> And in the arena, you get that. Like I. remember watching Louie at the Hulu at. the Hulu Theater and it was just the. [ __ ] jumbotrons. You saw every little. movement he was making. >> and I was like that's so sick because. it's so in a club you see that. >> right? You know. >> and that's what you want to see. especially if you're looking at it on. the screen which is weird. >> Yeah. And then sometimes you watch. somebody and you're like I should just. have gone home and watched this cuz then. I would see their face.

>> But the jumbotron [ __ ] nails you and. it's so sick. >> Yeah. Well that's the good thing about. the round too. You can have your back to. them and they totally can still see your. face. >> I know, but I'm always worried about my. butt and my It's crazy. I want like a. trench coat or something. >> Wear a trench coat. Do like Ken used to. do. That's. >> Oh, yeah. >> Kenisonson used to wear a trench coat. >> I can go Trinity. Trinity from Matrix. My icon. I'm obsessed with Trinity. >> Oh yeah. >> Did you ever hear that lady that claims. that she wrote the Matrix and they stole. the idea from her?

>> Dude, anime wrote that [ __ ] [ __ ]. That [ __ ] is like ancient as hell. It's. and Matrix. It's both of them. It's. like, >> right, she says she wrote both of them. >> Yeah. >> Does Is there any credibility. >> to what she says? >> We don't know. >> I had a joke about The Matrix that. people were upset about where I was. upset that the Wakowski sisters were in. the top 10 female directors. >> Oh, no. Are they really? >> Yeah. Because I was like, if they had. come into say they had come into MGM as. sisters being like, we want to pitch a.

movie like in the 90s like we want to. pitch a movie. about a guy and he's in a. simulation, they'd be like, "How about. you simulate my dick in your mouth?" You. know what I mean? Like, and it's not. like anti- anything, but people still. got mad. But yeah, that joke is that it. was one of my favorites for a while cuz. I'm obsessed with The Matrix. It's my. favorite movie. >> Great movie. And I think we're about to. literally live it. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> We're real close. >> I'm in the camp that everybody thinks. I'm fully [ __ ] They just told me a. lot on Twitter that AI is going to help. things, not hurt things. I'm hold I.

would like the record to state that this. is my theory because I think it's going. to be proved right. >> You think that AI is going to help. people not hurt things? >> Yes. >> Oh, that's interesting. How do you think. that that's going to happen? >> I just think that the whole catastrophic. this is going to be an an entity that. ends all of us. I don't I I don't think. it's going to do that. I think that I. think that maybe I'm just looking at the. positive side, but I think it's such a. smart piece of technology that was so um. in the works the whole time to be made.

that it's going to help us solve. problems. Like I think humanity know has. been trying to create somebody that can. work on a supercomput level to solve. problems faster and more efficiently. >> Yeah, that's definitely the best case. scenario use for it, >> right? But the corporations are evil and. >> yeah the problem is they're already. there they have already shown that these. large language models can be programmed. with ideology right so did you ever see. the disaster they had with Google Gemini. when they first launched it.

>> where they said uh show us images of. Nazi soldiers and they had multi-racial. Nazi soldiers yeah. >> they like an Asian woman was a Nazi. soldier a black woman an Indian they had. a Native American lady who was a Nazi. like this nuts. not real. Okay. So your ideology by. making everything diverse, you've. distorted history. Like so your ideology. interfered with truth. Okay. So that. means when we take down all the. >> right. But we're not that but we're.

right. But we're not supposed to be this. large language model. This large. language model is supposed to be. eventually super intelligence in. artificial form. Right. So a super. intelligence wouldn't do that. it would. know that Nazis were German and they. were, you know, >> it wasn't Nazi that they asked for. They. asked for German soldiers and then it. gave people in color, which 1943, which. would have been Nazi soldiers. >> Yeah. Why you getting all technical? >> That's Well, that's I mean, you're. asking a large language model to do. something. >> I know, but it did show German soldiers. that were wearing Nazi swastikas that.

were multi-racial. >> I'm just saying it didn't it didn't The. question have to be specific when you're. talking these things. That's why. >> German soldier, which happened to be. Nazi. I was trying to with that music. stuff all night and you have to be very. specific when you want when you want. something. >> I don't think there's any possibility. that it could be something that is that. we have control over not that we have. control over and it we use it for like. don't you think we've always been scared. about everything about science about. microscopes about social media? >> Mhm. The printing press.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. I mean they were they were. terrified when people first developed. trains. They thought people's bodies. were going to explode if they went over. 35 miles an hour. Yeah. For sure. This. is the human error removed is sick, dude. Those who Whimo cars are sick. The. doctors using ChachiBT, they're doing. such a better job. >> Yeah. No, there's definitely a lot of. pluses. The problem is control. It's. always the problem. And every person. that has an enormous amount of power. should be carefully scrutinized. and the.

kind of power that you're going to have. if you are in control of essentially a. digital god like it becomes a problem. when human beings are involved. Now, if. they become completely autonomous, then. you have a problem with us being. irrelevant and it. >> but that's what I'm talking about. That. situation where they become autonomous. That's what I'm referring to. So, say we. have an autonomous entity. >> Mhm. >> Why would it why would it kill us? Why. we don't go, you know what I mean? >> Well, I'm not saying it would. I don't. think it would. I don't think it would.

kill us, but it would probably give us. incentive to not breed, which I think if. I was an intelligent life force, I would. kind of do it exactly the way our. society is already going. >> Yeah, we're already doing. >> like right now. We're doing it to. ourselves. But that might be by design. is my point. It might be that in order. to not alarm us that this artificial. intelligence has engineered our diet and. our environment to kill our reproductive. system and it's already doing but it's. doing it in a very innocuous way with.

microlastics and a bunch of it's doing. it in a way where we don't even know. what's happening and it's just happening. >> on the same coin. It could be like hey. what if we actually perpetuated the. species and got it back to life like the. pandas. >> I don't think that's going to happen. I. think what's going to happen is we are. going to become hybrids. We're going to. become a cyborg. Like a real legitimate. cyborg. >> I'm stoked about that. >> Are you? >> Yeah. >> You be first in line. >> Oh my god. Give me the freaking parts. You I faint at blood. No more blood. Make me a cyborg. I'm happy. I love.

metal. I love scrap metal. I love cars. Make me a [ __ ] car, dude. I hate this. gooey thing. >> I don't know what's going to happen, but. I do know it's going to be. unprecedented. It's going to be a new thing. >> I'm surprised. The one thing that did. freak me out is a guy the other day at a. bachelorette party had the goggles on. that was recording us. >> Oh god. >> When I realized that when I was like, "Oh [ __ ] going to take in. >> all of the information.". >> Yeah. There's a lot of people wearing. the metal glasses everywhere, which is.

like at one point you're like, "Oh, well, it's cool. New technology.". Another thing you're like, "But yeah, but people probably don't even [ __ ]. know they're getting recorded." And. that's kind of crazy. >> Yeah. It's kind of weird. >> Well, also I don't like the idea of all. these digital images of things. >> Like if they if it could be printed out. into matter and you could look at it, but the idea of like your entire life, like even us with the [ __ ] iPhones, >> all these photos stress me the [ __ ] out, dude. >> Why? >> Because it's so much because there's.

something about it. Because it when you. have a photo, you're in the present with. a past photo, right? Like I'm I'm. sitting here in this reality with a past. reality that I can hold, >> right? >> The weird. >> giant vortex of memory is almost like my. vortex of memory. >> You know what I mean? Like neither of. them have matter. My memory in my brain. and this brain here. I don't like that. I think that I want the memory to be. contained in matter or in my memory. I. don't like this being a brain. >> and I don't like it holding pictures of.

all of my past. Well, I think when you. say I want to be a cyborg, that's you're. going to hold all of it and you're going. to have a hard drive. So instead of. having a memory where it's fable right. now, like your memory is like weird like. when did we do that? Was that in. November? Oh my god, that was November. >> You'll have an actual memory just like. you have on your phone where you can go. back to like four, you know, like you. like it suggests you on this day and you. go to like 2017 like oh my god look at.

it. Oh my god, they're so young. Oh my. god, look. >> That would feel less disembodied than. this [ __ ] weird unit that we're all. addicted to. >> You know what I mean? It's already a. part of us. It's so weird that it's just. man and unit. >> everywhere. >> The unit you could just put down. >> You think it'll be. >> You could put the unit down. >> You think we're going to be cyborgs? Like it's going to be. >> Uhhuh. >> Yeah. >> Like human beings will have a chip in. their brain that anytime I'm like, "What. year was that?". >> It might not even be a chip. It might be. a wearable.

we can put down. >> They might be able to have something. that you put on the top of your head, you know, with electrodes that touch. your temples and it just sends signals. into your brain and works from there. I. mean, who knows? I It's so cutting edge. And then once AI gets into the picture, right? and AI. If you get sensient AI. and you get AI that understands like how. human neurotransmitters work and what to. stimulate, what not to stimulate, it. might devise ideas that we never even. anticipated in terms of like how to.

implement this technology and it'll. probably figure out how to make it. better and. >> yeah, >> and then it'll be off to the races. >> I was so scared today because I texted. my friend suicidal like she text me. about something and I wrote like tongue. and cheek I'm suicidal, right? Like I'm. not actually, but I wrote it. >> and I was like, "Shit, my phone is now. going to send me so many [ __ ] don't. kill yourself stuff.". >> Does it do that? >> Yeah, dude. Every time I text some [ __ ]. like that, I'll go on Instagram and. it'll be like, "Don't do this. Seek help. blah blah blah." Or.

>> that's what's creepy is that your. [ __ ] Instagram knows what you're. texting to your friends. >> Yeah. I've had two people recently be. like, "Do you ever think it like like. sometimes I'll think a thought and an ad. will come up and that's coming?". >> And two people in one week said that to. me. >> Yeah. But doesn't that just mean it's a. coincidence? >> That means that means you're relying on. coincidence. >> Did you watch this thing I sent. yesterday? >> I didn't. What is it? >> All right. So, this got announced. yesterday. They do not describe. >> Oh, yeah. I did. I did. I forgot. Yeah. Go ahead. >> It allows telepathic communication in.

some way with a headset. They're clearly. connected to something and they don't. show that. But these two guys start. talking. Uh, >> those guys aren't real. >> Oh, they are real. >> Oh, sorry. >> Why does it have What's this music? similar sound is playing. >> Oh, >> there's a dog. >> Apple vision. >> Oh, the Apple Vision. >> Any language. >> So, this one is actually translated. Let. me go back to these two guys talking. >> No, wait. These guys just have the. telepathy tapes to.

>> it's showing like they're trying to have. a communication. uh about food. >> They're just they're not speak. It's. really hard to like hear this. >> That's crazy environment or a quiet. office. But he describes like you could. be in a party and both have the headset. on. >> a word. >> and think detects aren't affected by. environmental noise. So even if. >> all right these [ __ ] have to be. stopped. This is too crazy. >> Yeah. Now you're different, right? >> Yeah. That's not okay. >> I like how you swing one way or the. other. This one that dude these dorks.

These [ __ ] coffee shops use my alter. ego. >> to go to give you a travel tip. >> Yeah, it translates that into Hindi. So. it starts off in English, switches it to. Hindi. >> Whoa. >> And the weird thing which was you guys. were just describing, they don't talk. about how this works yet. They literally. just like put up a video on Twitter. yesterday like if you want more. information, go to our website. >> And so you're describing like if they. have a way to get brain waves in some. way. >> All right. Yeah, I'm out on this. I'm. out on this. Especially when I see the.

kids that are doing it, I'm like, these. kids are just [ __ ] thrs are getting. so far. >> They're going to look like aliens. >> This isn't like the agent from the. Matrix. People big heads. Yeah, >> that's what's going to happen. >> But if it was the agents from the. Matrix, like some attractive men in, you. know, sunglasses and suits, I'd be like, "Okay, what you guys have planned is. probably better than reality." But those. [ __ ] being like, "This is what we're. doing now.". >> I think no matter what we do, technology. is going to keep moving. No matter what. we do, it's China's going to do it. Russia's going to do it. Everybody with.

power is going to do it. Anybody that. has the the resources, they're going to. keep pushing this technology. And if you. just think, where's it going? Well, it's. going it's going in that direction. You're going to become a part of some. [ __ ] giant hive mind. >> Yeah, >> we're all going to be sharing thoughts. together and some bizarre buzz of. information that we all suck from. >> Yeah, >> it's going to be real weird. >> It is going to be weird. But then you. could have the unpluggers, which would. be nice. >> Well, that's what it's going to be when. you go to the club and you put your. phone in the yonder bag. You talk some. [ __ ] do standup.

>> Yeah, totally. Well, I think it's one of. the reasons why people love going to a. comedy club now and especially when you. make them put their phone in the yonder. bags because. >> it's a game changer. >> It's everything. You could actually pay. attention. You actually focus. You're. there. You're living in the present. moment instead of constantly checking. your tweets. People, you know, it's it's. an addiction, man. And it's a new one, right? It's one that didn't exist for. our parents. They never had to deal with. it. And we're growing up with this very. bizarre connection to the whole world.

Yeah. >> And a lot of it's negative. A lot of. it's And it's also manipulated. A lot of. it's bots. >> I guess I'm hoping it also gets so bad. it gets better. Like I'm hoping that not. to use the matrix again that there will. be a point where you can be like I'm. disconnecting for everything. Whereas. right now it feels like we have to. engage with it. >> Yeah. >> Like I it would be nice to get to a. point where it's like a oh are you on or. off? I'm off. And you're like oh okay I. won't try and. >> Do you ever just disconnect your. >> Yeah. When I go to my house. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Totally. I disappear. >> Yeah. That's good. >> Yeah. And I just put this healthy. I.

have like a safe where I lock my lock my. phone. >> Good for you. That's smart. >> I lock my phone and lock candy. >> Candy and your phone the same. >> Yeah. >> What's harder, candy or the phone? >> Candy. >> Yeah, of course. >> [ __ ] the phone. >> Candy rules, dude. Cy's so good. The. phone sucks. It stresses me out. >> Little candy fishes. >> Those are my favorite. Swedish fish. >> I just had a real one from Swedish. From. Sweden. >> And most of them forgeries. >> The fake. The red ones. >> There's fake Swedish fish. >> Yeah, those are American [ __ ] The. Swedish fish are black.

>> No. >> From Sweden. >> Really interesting. >> It probably doesn't have our nasty. chemicals for the dyes. >> Yeah, the red 40. >> Yeah. >> Is RFK against Red 40? >> I think so. >> It's so funny watching RFK go through. the lesbian moms that I have. Like, you. know, cuz they're so liberal. So, they're like, "Fuck RFK." And then at. one point he's like, "We I want to bring. back raw milk." And I said to watch my. entire town of Ithaca be like, "Well, we. do love raw milk." We actually like that. quite a bit. cuz they're like right now. siphoning raw milk illegally off of.

farms. >> It's so silly that raw milk is illegal. and you go buy whiskey at Costco. >> That's so weird. >> So dumb. >> Raw milk is so good. >> It's really good. >> Francis Ellis is all about the raw. cheese and milk. >> Yeah, it's good for you. And for a lot. of people that have lactose intolerance. Uh. >> oh, not Francis. Jason Ellis. Francis. Ellis is a different comedian. >> Oh, Jason is the comedian. >> Yeah. Yeah. Francis is a comedian, but. he's way more into. >> rotissery chicken. >> Yeah. It's really good for you. >> Yeah. It's just don't get it bad. Don't. get it where it's dead. >> And then what happens? You just have a.

bug or. >> probably get [ __ ] rancid diarrhea. >> Yeah. But whatever. >> Better than a [ __ ] cancer. >> Yeah. Well, I think your body when it's. homogenized and pasteurized, it's like, what is this. >> with no enzymes? What is this water. protein you're making me drink that I'm. going to fart out? >> Yeah, I bet we could drink endless raw. milk. I bet we could really go ham on. raw milk and cheese. Hm. >> Uh, Swedish fish is a taste supposed to. be called a lingenberry. >> A linganberry. >> But that black the black stuff is a. different kind. It's called.

>> Saliaak, which is black salted licorice. And [ __ ] is good. >> You like that? Is that your [ __ ]. >> Ammonium chloride. >> Ammonium chloride. >> Nice. >> Probably not better than Red 40. I don't. know. >> Well, let's let's Google ammonium. chloride. >> We assume everything Nordic countries do. is better. I know. >> It's crazy. smelling salts. >> They'll be in the audience and I'll be. like, "Oh, you think you're better than. me?" And they're like, "No, we really. like you.". >> White crystalline water soluble salt. >> Oh, formed from ammonia and hydrogen. chloride used primarily as a fertilizer.

Anectorant in cold medications and a. component in soldering and galvanizing. fluxes to clean metal surfaces. Also. found in dry cell batteries such as a. flavoring agent in its natural form. It's called Salammoniac. >> I'm sure it's delicious. >> It's good. Well, it's like um monosodium. glutamate. Everybody was scared of that. for the longest time. And Bourdain and I. were talking about it and he's like, "No." He was like, "It's good." He's. like, "It makes the food taste better.".

I go, >> Anthony Bourdain, >> right? It does. Right. He's like, "Yeah." I go, "What do you think about. all the stuff about it being bad for. you?" Because I think it's [ __ ]. >> Yeah. And what does it do? It's just a. >> monosodium glutamate is like what they. would always put. The thing was it was. always you would hear that it was used. in Chinese food, but it was used a lot. of food. I remember when I worked at uh. Newport Cranberry, they used to have. some laying around. I think God was. >> Oh, yeah. You go into places where you. can MSG. Is that what you're talking. about? >> Yeah. There was a name that there was a. product.

MSG enhances. umami flavors with less sodium about. onethird the sodium of salt. Why NACI. primarily? >> That's just table salt. NaCCl, >> wasn't it called Accent? Wasn't there. something like that where there was a. monosodium glutamate product that they. would have for restaurants? God, I can't. remember what it was called. >> Yeah. >> Is it Accent? >> Yeah, there it is. >> That's a good rebrand.

>> Global food company known for amino. science umami seasoning. Yeah, that's. it. So, they'd have like a tub of that. stuff. You'd throw it in whatever the. [ __ ] you're cooking. It made it taste. better. >> What was the. >> But monos sodium glutamate was like the. thing that everybody was always blaming. Oh, I got to stay away from Chinese. food. That [ __ ] MSG kills me. And he. was like, that's [ __ ]. >> But why did we say that? >> I don't know. It's probably one of those. things that we got stuck with like. saturated fats bad for you because some. [ __ ] got a lot of money from the sugar. lobby and so they wrote some fake.

science and everybody bought into it. >> Diet. Yeah. Those guys [ __ ] everybody. so hard and they did it for 50 grand. They did it for 50 grand like the 1960s. and forever we've been [ __ ]. >> We've been fell for it for a long time. >> 60 years everybody's been like, "Oh, stay away from it. Stay away from fat.". >> Uh the perceptions of MSG's danger stem. from the anecdotal reports and flawed. early studies, not from consistent. scientific evidence. For most people, MSG does not cause health problems.

However, a small subset of the. population may be sensitive to it and. experience temporary mild symptoms. So, what's the mild symptoms? Headaches, nausea, delicious, drowsiness. Yeah. Flushing or sweating, maybe you just ate. too much, you fat [ __ ] It was once. called Chinese restaurant syndrome, now known as MSG symptom complex. These. symptoms often appear within two hours. and are typically mild. Yeah, but also. you probably ate like a pig. Also. whiskey again.

>> Difficulty breathing in rare severe. cases. >> He probably drank beer and ate 50 bowls. of noodles, you fat [ __ ]. >> Is RFK pro [ __ ] Is he like pro uh. checking all of this stuff? Or is he. isn't he the anti just like let it all. run or is he. >> No, he thinks you should know what's bad. for you. And if you want to take it, you. should there should be a label on the. food letting you know that the stuff in. there has been shown to cause X, Y, and.

Z. >> Okay, >> that's it. Like he's not he doesn't say. we need to get rid of cigarettes or we. need to get rid of whiskey. Like if you. don't say that, those two things. If you. don't say no more cigarettes, no more. whiskey. If you don't say that, then. shut up. >> So the left is worried about. deregulation, right? >> I'm worried about deregulation. >> Is that true? >> Yeah, I'm with with many things. Yeah, with environmental concerns, I'm sure. they're worried about deregulation. With. banking and industry, they're worried. about deregulation. Is there any. regulation? >> Me, >> is there any party that's just pro.

regulation? Regulate AI, regulate. Instagram, regulation. >> I think the Democrats are much more um. interested in regulating things. Like if. you look at the most regulated states, they're Democratun states. Like. California has a lot of red tape and. regulations if you want to get anything. done. >> Socialist is the most regulated. >> Yeah. because they want control. They. want more more control from the. government. They have a bigger bloated. government. And the way to keep that. functioning is you got to go through. hoops and ladders to get through. anything. Anything or nothing. I feel.

like you have to regulate everything or. regulate nothing. >> No. Some regulation is good. Like reg. like your your parents are contractors, right? There's a good example. You need. >> too much regulation there. >> Too much regulation. But you need. inspections. >> [ __ ] the inspe. They suck. >> Okay. You can't say that because if your. family does a good job, and I'm sure. they do, that's fine. But there's a. bunch of fly by night [ __ ] Yeah. That, >> you know, make a house and don't follow. code and then [ __ ] goes sideways. corrupt. That stuff is like that stuff.

I mean, the bureaucratic [ __ ] that. contractors have to go through is. psycho. >> That's true, too. >> I used to be a contractor, too. The. amount of I should have been. >> I think there's a comfortable medium. >> I think Yeah. I don't. >> My stepdad was an architect, so I grew. up around construction sites as well. >> So, you know how frustrating that guy. is. >> I do, but I also know that there's a lot. of shady [ __ ] that are involved. in construction and you got to make sure. these [ __ ] follow code. Otherwise, this house is going to collapse and kill. everybody inside. People suck. Some.

people suck and they they cut corners, they save money, they do things all. halfass, and you need someone to go and. inspect it. >> But then it's weird to not have. regulation on other there's no. regulation with social media. I mean, unless it's the censorship [ __ ]. >> right? >> That's it's weird. I mean, >> and it's really bad for you. >> psychologically. It might be one of the. worst things that's ever happened to. like collectively society. psychologically. Like if you look at. Jonathan hate's book, have you ever read. his book um the coddling of the American. mind?

>> No. >> It's all he's great. It's all about. social media and then self harm with. girls. This is a big thing. self harm, suicidal ideiation, suicidal thoughts. That all comes like this because ramps. way up when social media gets. introduced. And. >> there should just be elected committees, elected psychological committee, elected. philosophical committee. >> Who who's going to tell you you can and. can't do it? Who's who's going to say. you should and shouldn't say things? If. you don't like it, you should get off of.

it. And that's what I do. I just stay. off of it for the most part. >> Kids are just off. >> I know. But so is booze, right? the you. get they have no don't do that it'll. ruin your life don't do this this could. ruin your life too like and it also suck. your time away. >> drug it needs to be regulated like a. drug. >> who's going to be the one who's going to. tell you what we I don't want anybody. telling me I can't go on Twitter if I'm. at home and I have nothing to do and I I. pay taxes I [ __ ] my bills are paid I.

want to just [ __ ] off. >> any tactic for attention monopolization. has to be removed says the the committee. that doesn't exist. Like you know how. you feed them. >> But it's not monopolization if you can. shut it off anytime you want. >> But it pulls you in. It sends you. alerts. It gives you the dopamine thing. It gives you. >> I don't have alerts on. >> I've never had alerts on. >> The kids do. >> Well, they should shut that [ __ ] off. Someone should teach them how to use it. correctly. And also tell them like, "Hey, this is a lot of negativity and a. lot of these people are wasting their. life on this [ __ ] You're wasting your.

time.". >> But I know that and I just fell into a. dark hell hole last night. Like it's. hard to avoid. It's It's. >> It is. But you can do it. I do it. >> Yeah. But I I can do it. But 13-year-old. Jordan would be [ __ ] hanging from. that closet at the Airbnb. I mean, it. would be rough. >> 15-year-old Joe would be uh tweeting. horrible [ __ ] at every celebrity. >> Oh, just horrible [ __ ] That's the other. thing. Horrible [ __ ]. >> Yeah. Under fake accounts, you can make. 30 different accounts. Yeah. >> Make a new Gmail address. Make a new.

account. All they have is. >> Maybe that should be No more fake. accounts. >> Yeah. Yeah. But then the thing is. whistleblowers are important, right? If. someone is in the government and there's. some shady [ __ ] going on and you can. expose it and you don't want to die. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. You don't want to get Seth Riched. >> Yeah. But isn't there another way to. whistleblow like graffiti or something? >> No. >> Doesn't work by a billboard. >> It can't go viral. >> Yeah. >> Billboards don't go viral. You got to. you got to be able to express yourself. without fear of consequences because.

there's a lot of people that don't have. any power. and there's a government or. maybe you find out that the corporation. you work for is doing some horrible [ __ ]. and they're bypassing some environmental. regulation and dumping toxic stuff into. the ocean like. >> well maybe it just comes down to. regulating the corporations and being. like bro you can't make money off of. people's data you can't make money off. of. >> that's a problem is because they they. didn't we didn't know when we all signed. up for it that data was going to be this. massive commodity not only is it very.

valuable but then it gives them insane. power. The people that have all that. money and have all that power now. they're in control of, you know, essentially all social discourse. >> So maybe that's the thing that needs to. be regulated. >> I don't know. >> if just. >> because when they do regulate it then. it's like like you saw did you ever read. the Twitter files? Did you read any of. the stuff that Matt Taibbe and. >> Shelonburgger and all these guys when. >> Elon purchased Twitter, one of the. things they found out was the.

intelligence communities have been. deeply embedded into Twitter and that. they were involved in suppressing. certain narratives and pushing other. ones. >> and it was like really sketchy stuff. like dangerous dangerous stuff because. if they have the power to suppress. accurate real information then you. you're propagandizing to the entire. country. You're you're shifting. narratives. You're changing the way. people think about things. This can. affect elections. This can affect public. health. This this can affect affect. everything. And they were doing that.

And they were doing it because they had. regulation over social media. They had. power. >> Now Elon comes along and he's like, "Fuck that. It's wild west time." And. opens it wide up and everyone's like, "Oh, it's all racist now. There's. Nazis.". Yes, there's more of that now because. it's not getting banned, but also. there's more people that, you know, can. talk about virtually anything that they. want to and you can debate it out. You. can talk about the climate, you can talk. about the moon, you can talk about. asteroids, you can talk about foreign.

governments, you can talk about. anything. And that's better. It's better. to have people say horrible [ __ ] but. also be able to say true [ __ ] than not. be able to say anything. Yeah, but I worry about the I worry. about the I it's just comes down to kids. for me because they get radicalized. I. mean it when you see the racist [ __ ] and. you join the tribe, it just like becomes. >> they can they can also get rad. radicalized. They could also become. Christians. They could also become like. hikers. They could also like really get.

into jiu-jitsu. They could also like. >> ISIS. >> join video games. They could join ISIS. >> ISIS. >> They could also do whatever the [ __ ]. they want to I mean, this is just we got. to duke it out in the battlefield of. ideas and that's that has to be able to. take place. You can't have people decide. what you can and can't discuss because. the problem with that is like then they. have power over you and they have power. over the most important thing that we do. as a culture, which is figure out what's. right and what's wrong. Figure out who's. correct and who's who's incorrect.

What's what's a fact and what is a lie? What is propaganda? Why? Why have they. made so much money pushing this thing. where there's no science behind it? And. if you say, then they say, "Trust the. science." Okay, well, show me what the. science is. And then you have people. that are looking at the science that are. actual scientists that get boycotted and. banned from Twitter. That's one of the. things that happened during the this. whole FBI infiltration of Twitter, whatever the organization was that the. government had that was deeply, it was. multiple organizations deeply embedded. They were kicking people off. They were.

like Stanford scientists that were they. were they had a different view of how. the pandemic should be h handled. They. were kicking them off Twitter. >> And then you get to a point where you. need regulators on the regulators and. who's going to regulate the regulators. >> Who's going to regulate the regulators? >> So you think wild west teach your kids. correctly. >> Yes. I think that's better. I think this. is the world we're living in and it's a. weird world but this is the reality of. the world and you need to prepare them. for the reality of the world. Don't. shield them from it. >> Right. I guess it's just technology.

being such a drug is an issue to me. >> It is a drug, but. >> it feels like the It feels like the. government making money off of selling. fentanyl. Like it that's what it feels. like. >> And it's also fun for kids, too. They're. doing Snapchats and they're [ __ ]. They're having a good time, too. It's. not all negative, you know? It's just It. can be negative. And the pylons like. when people like that lady what she did. to her daughter, which is the most evil. [ __ ] thing ever. But there's groups. of kids that will go after a kid and.

pile on them and attack them. anonymously. And you know, kids kill. themselves over things like that. Freaks. them out. >> Teens, how do they deal with it? >> They're pretty remarkably healthy. It's. very strange. Um, >> they have social media, but they're. crazy about. >> Yeah, one of one of them just got off of. everything. She's she's once. concentrated on her school work. She. hasn't been on any social media in over. 90 days. It's very impressive. >> But that's an addiction to be like 90. days I'm clean. Yeah, but it's also she. can do it, you know. It's like it's not. an addiction like oh my god, you know, if you ever get on social media again.

now you're going to be homeless and. snorting social media. No, it's like. it's a thing that's not necessarily good. for you. Just like cake. Don't eat cake. all day. Yeah. >> But if you want to have a birthday cake. or you want to occasionally have a piece. of cake, you have dinner, nice dinner, let's get some dessert. [ __ ] it. >> Yeah, but what about the cake? What if. every time I went to go eat cake, there. was 90 other dudes in the cake shop that. were being like, "We should kill this. group of people." And you'd be like, "Fuck, I really want to eat cake, but. these people keep saying that." And. maybe I believe them because I've read. so much.

>> At some point, somebody should walk into. the cake shop and be like, "Dude, you. guys can't be here.". >> There there are laws, right? So like. there's free speech, but if you threaten. someone, there's laws against that. And. that's. >> if you threaten a group. >> Yes. Yeah. If you say, "I want to kill. all the Greeks.". >> Yeah. >> In America, like someone will come. >> Nobody wants them, Dad. We love them. >> Loves Greeks. >> But if if you just said something like. that, Yeah. that someone would v visit. you from the FBI if you make threats.

against people. That's But we have. existing laws. >> that already protect people from that. >> Okay. >> I just think most people should say the. [ __ ] off of it because most of the. people that are doing it are wasting. their life. >> and Crazy how I just last night was. sucked into this vortex and then I just. put my phone away and my dog was sitting. right there. >> Yeah. >> And I was like, "Oh, hey, real life. thing that loves me.". >> Also, I had no idea that this was going. on with you. I had no idea. >> Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous. It sucks.

so bad cuz I was trying to be so I was. like actively trying to say a woke thing. that I went through, patting myself on. my [ __ ] back, and it just [ __ ]. spun out of control. You can never be. woke enough because it's all horseshit. >> It's all horseshit. It's all It's just a. cult. It's And it's a cult that is. mostly perpetrated by people that don't. have a religion. So, it behaves like a. religion. >> Yeah. >> You can get excommunicated. You can get. cast out of the kingdom for life. There's rules. If you if you follow.

those rules, you'll be good. If you're. not, you're a heretic. >> Yeah. >> It's a religion. And it's a religion for. people that don't have a religion. because there's a [ __ ] weird part of. our brain. >> that whether you are a Democrat or. Republican, it it fits that spot, >> right? >> It so there's a the if you don't have. something in your life that you you. think of as a higher power or at least. have like some sort of ethical and moral. foundation and some goal, some higher.

goal that you ascribe to, something will. fill that spot. There's a spot in your. brain and that spot will be I'm a. Republican or that spot will be I'm a. liberal and we gota these goddamn. racists and all these all these white. people. We got to get rid of white. people. White people say that we got the. real problem is white people. They'll. say that and they'll say they pat. themselves on the back while they're. saying it because they think they're. being a good wokester. >> Yeah. >> It's just nuts. It's just religion. It's. just. >> I It's crazy how many people DM'd me and. I DM them back being like, "Hey, I just. want you to know like I'm so.

>> I like totally didn't mean to hurt. anybody and I'm really sorry if you're. offended by this." And they would just. immediately be like, "Oh, it's totally. okay. I I take back everything I said.". When what they said was like, "You. [ __ ] bitch." And I just was like, "Hey, I'm a person." And they're like, "Oh, [ __ ] I completely forgot." And I. was like, "Oh, okay." Yeah. >> Everybody It's a terrible way to. communicate. >> It's It's bizarre. Yeah. I mean, I. [ __ ] do it. I talk so much [ __ ] about. everything and then I get there and I'm. like, "Oh, yeah. This is I think it just. feels good to believe something. It. feels so good to stand your ground on.

something and to be like, >> "Right, >> I did something today that meant. something even though it doesn't mean. anything.". >> It doesn't. >> We need meaning so [ __ ] bad. >> We do. >> And that that's why it takes the place. of religion for people that don't have. religion. >> It's big. >> And it doesn't have to be religion. You. can have it be in the You can have it be. the. >> No, it doesn't have to be religion. No, but I mean there's a spot in our brains. >> Yeah. Yeah, their religion has always. been there and we we filled that spot. with whatever the [ __ ] it is. Leftist.

politics, right-wing ideology, whatever. the [ __ ] it is. >> Yeah. >> You find a thing that becomes your. religion. >> Totally. >> People are [ __ ] broken. We're so. weird. >> It is. >> But we're also wonderful. We're fun. >> when we, you know, when we work, right? >> When it's. >> Yeah. When we're face to face. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, >> sometimes it's not, you know, >> crazy. But then you run into the person. who talks [ __ ] about you and you're. like, "Oh, hey, what's up?" Yeah. >> You were just playing the video game. >> Yep. >> Of hatred. >> Yep.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. And that's what most people are. doing on on Instagram and on Twitter. because it's just such an easy thing to. do and especially if your life sucks. It's a great distraction. >> You can pay attention to other people. and tell [ __ ] Jordan at [ __ ] [ __ ]. and just say horrible [ __ ] and it. distracts you from whatever is wrong. with your life. But the video game of. like health and body perfection like. getting your getting jacked. >> is is like the religion that many comics. are in. Me too. And it is it does take.

that role a lot. Like a lot of times. some people are just hatred. I'm like. just target lower belly fat. If you want. to be [ __ ] activated about something, get [ __ ] pissed at that. You know. what I mean? >> Cuz it's always I look at the picture of. these people and they're just like. miserable [ __ ] in a basement. And I'm. like, dude, just. >> Yeah. What if you just spent all day. taking a really long bath and just. cleaning that [ __ ] off you? You know. what I mean? Instead of hating me. >> Um, >> well, think about what we're talking. about with OCD. Those tight grooves of. behavior. They just get just.

>> just it's so easy to slide into those. grooves. They're so honed. Yeah. >> They've been used so many times. Just an. instantaneous decision to go down those. pathways. It's hard for people. It's. hard for people to snap out of them. Especially people that are fragile and. that are worried about getting attacked. themselves. Those are the most vicious. Yeah. >> The most fragile people are the most. vicious. They're the most mean. The ones. that are worried about being criticized. themselves. >> Yeah. Totally. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Hurt people hurt people. >> True that. >> That's it. >> I've done it. I've done it. I've hurt.

people. >> We all have. Yeah. >> Yeah. It's normal. It's a normal part of. being a person. >> It's just the social media thing. There's very little value in a lot of. negativity. Or you could use it. correctly if you're a journalist or if. you're someone who's like curated a good. feed and you just want to find out. what's actually happening. Yeah. Because. the world's filled with like crazy [ __ ]. that happens all the time that you don't. know about unless you get on Twitter. If. you just paid attention to the. mainstream news, you'd miss 80% of. what's going on in the world.

>> Yeah, that's true. Yeah. I mean, there's. so much there. I I talk so much [ __ ]. about social media, but the amount of. animal videos that have brought me back. from the I mean, I found out that otter. have a little skin pocket and it's like. saved my life multiple times just. knowing that like that [ __ ] is so good. >> Yeah. >> Any fast intake of National Geographic. online is like Oh yeah. Yeah. Totally. >> Well, there's like most of my time I. spend if I'm [ __ ] off on my phone is. on YouTube and I don't have a problem. with that because most of that is like. videos. I'm getting educated.

>> Yeah. I would not have been able to be a. contractor without YouTube. Yeah, I. should have called my business YouTube. >> There's so much you can learn if you. just do it right. Like YouTube is the. most amazing resource if you just do it. right. >> And there's just some [ __ ] guy who's. like, I'm going to teach you exactly how. to utilize this impact driver. And. you're like, yeah, I don't know why. you're doing this, but thank you. >> Yeah, why are you doing that? >> It's really weird. Some of those people, they're like, I'm going to tell you how. to change a Toyota tire on a Nissan. truck. And I'm like, thank you. It's.

crazy. >> Right. Right. Right. >> Yeah. Those guys rule. >> Oh, there's so much good how-to stuff. that's available online. But or you can. get on Twitter and just start yelling. about the Jews. >> or figure out figure out a thing, whatever it is. Yeah. But the [ __ ]. climate, do you understand what's. happening? We won't have an earth for. our children. >> You know, people go crazy. >> Are you worried about your kids future? >> Um, of course. Yeah, of course. I'm I'm. I'm worried about everybody's future. I'm worried about their future. I don't.

want anything bad to happen to them. Just like I don't want anything bad to. happen to anybody. >> That's why I can't I don't think I can. have kids. >> But when people say that, I like I. wouldn't want to have kids today. I be. like, "Yeah, why would you with all the. books and medicine and shit?" People had. kids before they figured out doors. >> When they say I don't want to bring a. kid into this world, like I sometimes. don't want a kid just because the idea. of letting my dog outside without me. scares me. But like, and I'm neurotic, but when they say that, I'm like, you're. talking about the absence of. consciousness being superior to.

consciousness. Yeah, that that's a. paradox. You can't say one is better. than the other. There is no better until. you're born. >> Not only that, there's a lot of people. in my in my life that I love. A lot I. have a lot of good friends. I have a lot. of people that I love. >> The only way you make people is they. have to be babies and they grow up to be. people that you love. Like, that's the. game. >> Yeah. >> That's life. You have to if you love. people, you probably love kids. Yeah. >> You just don't know it. And you you. probably are, you know, terrified of.

responsibility, which is real. >> Yeah. >> But. >> you can have kids. It's It's not bad. >> Do you think everybody should do it? >> No. I think you do. I think you can have. a rich and full life and never have. children. I don't think there's anything. wrong with that. And I always resented. that when I didn't have children. People. saying, "Oh, you don't even know. You. don't have kids.". >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Like, okay. Like, don't don't say that. That's silly. alienate people. Yeah, it. changes everything. >> Did it unlock like a Molly level of. love? >> Yes. Chappelle had the best quote about. this. He said, "Not only did it change. the amount of love that I have, it.

changed my capacity for love.". >> Okay. >> Yeah. You don't know like how much you. love your dog. And I know you love your. dog. I've seen you with your dog. >> Yeah. >> You love your kids times a million. >> But that's frightening. That level of. love. How do you let them go to school? >> Life is crazy. Life is frightening. You. just have to learn and grow and just. deal. This is just part of the thing. You can't just be safe forever. You're. not going to live. You're going to die. We're all going to. You just have to. exist. And to, you know, you have to.

like when you don't see your friend. like, "Bye." And you, you know, they get. on a plane like, "Oh my god, what if the. plane crashes? What if I never see them. again?" You can't live like that. >> Yeah. But a child I would be. >> I know. I know. I know. I know. >> You had to teach yourself to chill. >> Yeah. really and then you still you only. chill so much you know you love them so. much it's hard but I think uh there's a. reason why societies like people to have. children because it makes you much more. concerned with law and order makes you. much more concerned with you know.

cleanliness and pollution and all the. harm that could happen to your child and. >> yeah you worry more because if it's just. you're selfish and you're by yourself. [ __ ] everybody I'm going to go get a. [ __ ] you know like okay. >> you're not really a part of this thing. You're just kind of like you're a leech, you know, like this this thing is all of. us together. >> It would frustrate me if I had kids that. people without kids have equal right to. vote. That would annoy me. >> Why?

>> Oh, because they could vote for negative. things about your kids. >> It just would it would piss me off. I'd. be like, you don't you're not keeping a. life around. You know what I mean? Like. you're just a selfish [ __ ] and eater, you know? Well, there's a lot of those. selfish shitterters and eaters too that. think that somehow this is one of the. things that people are being taught. today that somehow or another because. there's so much money in the world like. you're owed something and they should. just we should have universal basic. income and your needs should be met. There's a bunch of people that think. that way. don't think that you should. provide a value that your needs should. be met because there's so much wealth in.

the world and that everything else. whatever the the wealthy people have on. top of that that should only exist once. their needs are met because there's a a. fake scarcity crisis in this country and. it's really because the the wealthy. people have gotten so much. >> but that's the Bernie bro. >> Yeah. Well, there's some truth to that. though, right? There is some truth. Like. if someone acquires all the money and. everybody else is poor, obviously you. have a broken system. >> Yeah. >> Bernie's idea was to take a small amount.

of stock market exchanges, just like a. fraction of a penny for each one of. these, and that money would all be an. incredible resource that would go to. education and healthcare and all these. different quality of life things that. would have a legitimate impact on. society. That's what I was interested. in. That was my most compelling thought. that he had. The most compelling thought. to me. >> I was like, that seems like that would. work. That seemed like that would have a.

big impact and it would change a lot of. things. >> I'm I've always been down for the tax. the [ __ ] the corporations. I've always. been down for it and not view them as. having human rights. >> Well, the weird thing is that they have. they have the ability to donate insane. amounts of money towards congressional. campaigns and Senate races. That's. [ __ ]. >> That's [ __ ] So, >> they're going to take that. Stop that. No. No. >> What is that called? >> What? >> What is that called? Electoral funding. >> Um, sure. Whatever. >> Election funding. There's a name for it. But stop that funding.

>> Campaign funding. Stop that. And. >> it's not even just that. It's like it's. funding super PACs. >> It's funding nos. It's it's there's a. lot of [ __ ] that goes on that's just. really about influence. But if you get a. corporation that's making that much. money, tax the [ __ ] out of it for. schools, >> well, not a bad idea of it, but. >> you got to be able to make money. The. real problem with corporations is they. have to always make more money. Like if. you have a responsibility for your. shareholder, if you're a CEO, every.

quarter you have to make more money. Like the idea is like you're doing. really well, you're making more money. And the only way to really keep making. they never go we're good. Hey everybody, we're good. >> Why not? >> Because they're [ __ ]. >> Oh, okay. Because like you get to this. that's the game they're playing. They're. playing the I want more money game. They're not playing the let's make the. world a better place game cuz it's a. corporation. So it's a sociopath. It. acts like a sociopath. You ever seen. like the the when they've done these. studies where they like well look at the. behavior of a a corporation. It's. basically a psychopath.

>> That's why I think they should fund this. [ __ ] It's crazy how much the middle. class is taxed. >> What they really [ __ ] up was with the. stock market in general in the first. place. Stock market is so weird to me. I. will not put any money in it. I buy I. buy gold and I buy a house. I buy a car. I buy a watch, but I won't do the stock. market. >> But it's crazy that everybody gets to be. involved in like I. >> That is so weird to me. >> It's weird. >> But I'm not allowed to say this cuz. people go, "Oh no, Jordan, you got to. put it into a fund that is an index.". And I'm like, "I don't have to gamble. I.

grew up white trash. Gambling is a bad. thing.". >> Yeah. But. >> in my family, you're not allowed to do. that. >> The thing is, it is a real thing and it. does work. Look at Nancy Pelosi. She's. got half a billion dollars, right? She. did it a shady way. >> Is that good that she has that? No. It's. not good. No. My friends who are like. >> it's not gonna make her live longer. She's she's 82 [ __ ] years old. She. looks terrible, right? >> It's like it's the end is nigh. Stop. working. >> And my friends are like, I made 50 grand. off Bitcoin. And I'm like, you just put. it back in the Bitcoin. You're going to. keep it in Bitcoin cuz now you're stuck. in an addiction until it's gone, until.

it hangs. You know what I mean? Nobody. that I know is like I'm pulling it out. Maybe a couple. >> Some people have and they've made a lot. of money. >> That's great. Yeah. I have one friend. who did that. Very proud of him. But. typically it keeps you in it. >> It's like the same people that stay off. social media. They're rare. >> They're rare, but they utilize the. system. >> Yeah. >> When I was micro doing, I could do that. I could post and be like, >> why did you stop micro doing? >> Because I was I was in and out of a. relationship that when I would micro. dose would my brain would be like, "Bro, what are you doing? You got to get out.

of this thing." And I'd be like, "Okay, just won't micro dose." But now I'm back. to it. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I get that. and. it shows you a truth that you cannot. handle. >> You're like, "Yes, but I don't want to. be alone.". >> I would take the mushrooms and they'd be. like, "You're better. Come on, dude. This guy is like mean to you. You're a. cool chick." And I'd be like, "Shut up. I'm not cool.". >> The mean to you is gross. >> I'm so It's the best though. It's my. >> Yeah. I hate. >> back and forth. >> I like fighting. Yeah. >> Fighting in the makeup sex. >> I just like somebody who's very honest. and is like, "That's a stupid thing that.

you did. That's a good thing that you. did." It's very. >> way to do it with tact. >> Yeah. Totally. >> Yeah. Yeah. You got to be able to do it. with someone where you calm them down. and say it rationally. Yeah. >> And you got to say you love them first. and you got to say nice things first. >> Yeah. That was the problem. There's none. of that. Yeah. Totally. >> But the mushrooms would be like it would. become I'd be immediately be lucid and. be like you can love a person and not be. miserable. That those two things can. happen at once. You can love somebody. and not be in a relationship with them. because it doesn't work. >> So I was like okay we're not going to.

micro dose. >> Yeah. I'm on the fence about micro. doing, but I think for some people it. seems to be a giant quality of life. enhancer. >> It just tells you when to stop. You. can't do it that long. You can do it for. like two weeks. >> Micro doing. >> Yeah. And then it like doesn't do [ __ ]. >> and then you have to stop or else. >> Well, that's probably good, too. It's. probably like most things you you know, you shouldn't drink every day. If you. want to go on a a vacation for two. weeks, you're going to get hammered. >> Yeah, >> it's good. But the mushrooms will be. like I mean they'll just be like dude. what are you you. never gets addicting.

>> but I did it a lot during the pandemic. and it helped. >> I know some people that got addicted to. the idea of like spiritual awakening. >> Oh the Iaska people. >> Oh yeah. Some of those people get. cooked. >> They get cooked. They get overcooked and. they start reading poetry on Instagram. You're like yo. >> Oh my god. When I get the text messages. like, "Hey, I love you so much." I'm. like, "Damn, we did another Iawaska. journey.". >> No, that's cool, though. Someone just. saying they love you is nice. Already. sent me an I love you message the other.

day. I was like, "What were you on?". >> Molly, >> dude, he's gone for a while, right? He's. like in South America or something. >> He's off the [ __ ] reservation. Who. knows? >> He's so inspiring to me with comedy. where he'll be like, I'm taking I'm stop. I'm not doing it right now. >> Well, he's very smart. >> He's so smart. >> Yeah, he's very smart. He did the whole. SP. I mean, Eric Abrams and my whole. team did it, but Ari like every step of. the way would be calling me every day. and be like, "What are you doing? Do. this." And I'd be like, "I don't know. what I'm doing." Be like, "Tell. everybody to pause. Do that." I mean, it. was crazy.

>> Ari's very strong in his beliefs. >> Some of his opinions are terrible, though. Ari famously told me to never uh. put out a three-hour podcast. You got to. edit it. In the beginning, he goes, "Why. is your podcast three hours?" I said, "Cuz that's how I felt like talking for. three hours. You should edit it. No. one's going to listen to for three. hours. I go. >> three hours when you were just starting. it out. >> Oh yeah. Um I always did it three hours. I'm like they don't have to. >> How long have we done? >> Don't listen. Almost 3 hours. >> Jesus. No. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. How do you do that time warp in.

here? >> It is a time warp. >> Yeah. Because we're locked in. So if. you're really locked in, if you're. having a really locked in with someone, you're really having it seems like. >> What if you don't get locked in? >> It happens sometimes. >> Really? >> Yeah. Some some podcasts are. >> No. Men, too. Sure. Non-comics. >> Oh, yeah. Non-comics. Even some comics. You're like, "God, I have nothing in. common with this guy.". >> You know, >> brutal. That's like when I'm in therapy. and I'm talking about yet another. breakup and my therapist is It's the. worst feeling ever. And I'm like, "We. need to lock in right now.". >> Yeah. Lock it in.

>> But you've had not lock in days. Have. you ever had it be your fault? >> Oh, I guess probably. Yeah. >> What do you do? >> But I mean, I try. I mean, at this. point, I'm pretty good at it, so I know. like how to finagle a conversation, you. know? Generally, I look for a blunt. I'm. like, "Okay, I got to get this. >> I have to change my. >> I got to [ __ ] fire this up and make. fun of this.". >> Oh, you're pro weed something. I love. weed. >> You love weed? >> Oh, I love it. >> Okay. I just started using weed for. sleep and. >> Well, it's weird for sleep. >> Okay. But it's the only thing that's.

ever worked ever. >> Oh, really? Do you use edibles? >> Flour the other day. Edibles the other. day in. >> Yeah. But the thing is I think it. prevents you from going into REM sleep. or it hinders your REM sleep. >> Yeah. But it lets you watch it lets you. watch yourself enter sleep which rules. like being like and goodbye is sick cuz. every morning you wake up and you go I. don't remember falling asleep but on. weed you're like this is it here it is. no I know a lot of people that use it. for sleep. I know a lot of people that.

always hated weed and used to like when. I would smoke they were like why what is. weed makes you lazy. I'm like it. doesn't. I'm telling you it doesn't. You're lazy. Weed does not make you. lazy. >> That's me. I always thought weeded makes. you lazy, but now I'm using it for. sleep. >> Yeah, I thought it too until I was 30. I. met my friend Eddie. My friend Eddie. Bravo was the one who got me high for. the first time when I was like 30 years. old. I hadn't gotten high since I think. I got high like maybe a small handful of. times when I was a comedian. when I when.

I first started doing comedy rather and. then before I was a comedian like maybe. my whole life maybe seven eight times. ever being high ever. >> until I was 30. >> No, I just didn't like not being in. control. >> Yeah. >> You know, I always associated people who. did drugs with people who never got. anything done and they were a bunch of. [ __ ] losers and I never wanted to be. that. If you smoked a blunt right now, you would have no fear that it could. turn a bad way. >> No.

>> Well, you don't have any of the like my. heart's going to stop. I can hear my. blood in my ears. I. >> No, >> you don't have any of that? >> No. No, no, no, no, no. >> Have you ever? >> Sure. I've gotten paranoid before. Yeah. You. >> just ride it out. >> Well, I had to figure out why. And. generally, it's like there's something. bothering me in life. There's something. So, the real thing about it is like it. exposes something that's bothering you. Well, you should go probably fix that. >> Yeah, but what if the thing that's. bothering you is that you can't deal. with the fact that you have skin. You. know what I mean? Like.

>> that's what happens to me when I smoke. weed is I'm like, "This [ __ ] has got to. go. It's crazy.". >> That's you have a different mind than. me, I guess. I mean, that's the thing. I. wouldn't recommend it for everybody. >> I know people who can't smoke. They. don't like being paranoid. I like it. I. like being. >> Yeah. Some of you [ __ ] love that [ __ ]. because then after the panic, you're. you're like, >> I'm good now. >> You're good. But also, it's good to know. like maybe you have blinders on and. there's some real vulnerabilities in the. world and you should probably consider.

them sometimes. >> Sometimes you never had a crazy one that. you were like that's not right. That's. crazy. >> No, not that bad. I've just been real. paranoid before. Just super high like. yikes. And then you calm down like once. it's over you're fine. >> It's crazy for you to be paranoid. because you're like one of the people. that should be paranoid. You have like. lizard man coming after you or whatever. What is it? What's his name? Lizard guy. >> Liver king. >> Liver king. >> What happened? He. >> Yeah. If anybody should be paranoid, I. should probably be a little paranoid,

but anybody in the public eye should be. a little paranoid. Anybody? You you. included. >> Yeah. I've got deleted some stuff. >> Yeah, >> for sure. But like, whoa, >> this has got to come down. >> Well, it's I think marijuana is a tool. like everything else. I think you can. learn things from it. And I think it's. uh it's like steroids for comedy. You. can come up with some stuff when you're. high that I don't think is available. >> I don't think Yeah, I don't think those. thoughts are available if you're sober. There's things that I wrote that I wrote. when I was high that I was like, there's.

no way I was writing that without any. help. >> Yeah, I guess I've had it a little bit, but I have to hit the sweet spot or I go. right into panic mode. >> The sweet spot. >> Yeah, >> that's the key. Don't. >> helps me if I always have a Xanax. somewhere. >> Oh, no. >> Like it just exists in my house. So, I. just know that there's a Yeah. bullet. that I can pull. >> That's a crazy one. That's a scary. addictive one. >> Xanax is so addictive. >> Yeah. Jordan Peterson, speaking of. which, he was on that [ __ ] And. >> I thought it was Clondike bar clonopin.

>> I thought he was on them clown eggs. >> Well, he was definitely on um. benzoaspine for a long time. >> That [ __ ]. >> That's that's Xanax. And so, okay, that's one of the ones where you get off. of Xanax where you uh you could die. There's only a couple of drugs where if. you get off of it, you could die. Alcohol is another one. >> Alcohol is on. Yeah. >> Yeah. But Xanax is another one. And it's. really hard for people. >> Dude, I bought Clonopin in Mexico and I. was like, I'm just going to use this. when I have a panic attack. Done. Done.

in two weeks. Every night I was being. like, well, might as well take a little. bit. I feel a little anger. And I was. like, oh, you need to never allow this. around you. I got a Xanax the other day. and my friend was like, "You can have as. many as you want." I was like, "I need. one and never give me another again cuz. this is a thing that I'll keep it just. in case.". >> Just like break glass in case of war. >> Break glass. It's a break glass pill. Yeah, totally. Or else I [ __ ] Benzo are. [ __ ] Dude, >> I've heard. No, I was on a flight once with a lady. and she uh she she said, "There is.

nothing in this world that's better than. a Xanax and a glass of wine.". >> Yeah. >> And I was like, "I don't think you're. supposed to drink with Xanax." She's. like, "Nope. >> It's so sick." Dude, >> that lady didn't give a [ __ ]. >> What was what I did the other day? Poppers. >> Oh, no. Amal nitrate. >> poppers. Dude, I had no idea cuz I don't. do anything. >> And I was dancing at a at a wedding and. my gay friend was like, "Sniff these.". >> Oh, gay guys love that. >> They love the poppers. >> Just a mini rave for a second.

>> How much did you do? Like. >> a lot. >> But. >> how many times did you do it? Um, enough. where I felt [ __ ] up. Like five. >> Wow. I think it gives you like instant. brain damage. >> Yeah, that's what it felt like. That's. what I thought. >> I think it does. I think it's like it. cooks you. >> It's really It's got to be bad because I. went from being such a downer to being. like marriage is stupid to being like it. was crazy. I was dragging people in. Yeah, but that's like the brain damage. from the boxing where you're like,

"Dude, sometimes I need to be a little. stupid for a second or else I'm just. constantly being like society is evil.". And. >> I wonder what's worse for you, amal. nitrate or boxing. >> I don't know. >> what is what's the side effects of amal. nitrate. because I know uh a lot of the gay. fellas like it when they bought them. >> What it's actually made for is to. relieve pain of an anggina attacks. >> Oh, >> which I don't even get that. >> What is angina? >> What the [ __ ] That's when your digest. between your anus and your vagina.

>> Angina. >> What is the side effects of amal nitrate. abuse? >> Angina tax is chest pain discomfort. caused by reduced blood flow to the. heart. >> Oh okay. And so am nitrate reduces that. That's the. >> reduces the pain of it. >> Oh. >> because it relaxes the blood vessels and. increases the blood and oxygen to. >> also relaxes that booty hole. >> Yeah. It makes the butth hole open. >> Woo. >> I was worried I was going to [ __ ] my. pants. Did it? No. Yeah, but I didn't do. it. >> I think other things have to happen for. you to [ __ ] your pants. >> Yeah. A gay man has to try and have sex.

with me. >> Someone has to pound you in the [ __ ]. >> Um, side effects: headaches, dizziness, flushing, rapid heart rate. >> Um, more severe risk, life-threatening. blood condition called. >> methoglobin. meth. Say that. Help me out. >> Methamoglobinia. uh uh and dangerous drops in blood. pressure especially when combined with. other drugs. H. >> methmo.

>> does it cause brain damage? Google does. does uh amal nitrate brain damage. >> Dude, you better say that it does or. else I'm doing that right now. >> Damage didn't come right up. >> Interesting. >> Oh, [ __ ]. >> Let's see. It can cause both acute and. long-term brain damage. Why wouldn't it. come up immediately? primarily through. two long-term acute and long-term brain. damage. Primarily through two. mechanisms, oxygen deprivation and. direct neurotoxicity.

Severe or prolonged exposure can lead to. permanent cognitive and neurological. issues. >> Yeah. I mean, you feel that immediately. when you sniff it. You're like, "Yeah, >> this can't be good.". >> This is It feels like somebody's hitting. the back of bed and you're like, it's so. crazy. It's like whippits. >> Oh, but way more, right? Way stronger, right? >> Yeah. Lasts way longer. I did whippetss. at Newport Crearyy place that I worked. at cuz we had like real whippets. >> with like a giant whipped cream canister. like a huge one. >> That's sick. >> Like the real things where you make the. whipped cream. We'd have to pour the.

sugar and pour the cream and then mix. it. >> Yeah. >> If I do that with a whipped cream. bottle, aren't you not allowed to use. any of the whipped cream? That's always. been my problem. >> Oh, we had the gas. We had the actual. gas back there. We had one of the kids. that we worked with was a total dirt bag. and he knew how to get high off the gas. We would all go back there and get high. with this guy. >> That's so fun. That's I. >> I only did it like once or twice because. you you you hit it and you like you like. have like almost like an out of body. like whoa whoa like whoa. >> It's awesome. Yeah.

>> And it only lasts like 15 20 seconds and. I was like, "Oh my god, you're dumb. enough as it is. Don't get dumber.". >> Right. It's always the idiot in the. back. Yeah. Yeah. >> I just used to get so high. I used to. smoke a blown every morning before. school and I just would get I was so. crazy stupid and then when I got older. my brain was just like you can't have. any more of this. If you do you're going. to bite your tongue. >> It's definitely probably not good for. kids. >> getting high all the time with your. kids. It's like God.

>> like you're developing your brain's. developing while it's constantly being. bombarded by THC. That's not good. >> My dad was just such a weed guy. He was. like a you can smoke weed with me. whenever you want. Ah, that's funny. >> Have you smoked with your kids ever? >> No. >> Oh, yeah. Okay. See, that's. >> But I told them, we've had conversations. about drugs and I said, "The most. important thing is stay away from any. and all pills for a bunch of reasons. Not just because what the pill. supposedly is is bad for you, but. because I bet what's in that pill is not. what's supposed to be in there because.

of fentinel." And they know that. >> And powder. Coke is [ __ ]. >> Oh, yeah. Coke is [ __ ]. >> I think Coke is the worst. >> Well, it's all fentinyl now. It's all. there's so much fentinyl and there's. fake Xanaxes and fake and they're all. fentinyl. There's Molly, fake Molly. It's all fentinyl. There's like. >> And the fentinel if it's small enough is. fine. >> Well, it's so much. It's so small. The. amount that can kill you. Have you ever. seen the amount of fentinyl that is. lethal. >> that that cop showed? >> No. Like, have you ever seen like in.

comparison to a penny? There's a. photograph on the internet of the amount. of fentinel in comparison to a penny. that's lethal that will 100% put you in. the [ __ ] ground. >> So small. >> It's the best feeling ever though when. you go under for surgery and they give. it to you. >> Awesome. >> Yeah. >> What' you get surgery on? Did they give. you fat? >> I used to be so I was so fat that I had. all this skin and I got it cut off. >> Yo, >> how painful was that? >> Afterwards brutal. >> Oh, >> they kind of shuttled me out pretty. fast. They were like, "All right, go. ahead. Up and out." I was like, I can't.

It was crazy. >> Draining. >> Go home and drain. >> Draining. >> Oh, >> yeah. Yeah. It had to go though. It was. in the way. >> Must be happy now, right, that you did. it. >> Yeah, totally. It was stuck in my It was. getting my zipper. >> Oh, yeah. >> I was having to tuck it in. Yeah, like a. dick. Yikes. >> It was awful. >> Ouchie. I've only caught my dick in my. zipper like two or three times in my. life. >> That's brutal. >> It's not fun. >> How do you catch it in it? >> Wait, why is your dick up that high? Oh, I see. baggy pants,

>> but he's just not paying attention. Like. going raw dog. >> It's weird that you guys have a whole. external package down there that you. just have balls on the outside. >> The balls in the outside is the dumbest. [ __ ] invention of all time. >> I'm sorry about that. The itchiness and. the wetness. >> That's not the problem. The problem is. getting kicked there. >> Oh yeah, >> that's the problem. >> Yeah, but that we that evolution had to. give you that. You had that something. >> I guess. >> Yeah, >> I guess. >> we have so many problems. >> It's just to keep them from overheating. cuz you need sperm. >> where they hang. >> Yeah. Well, they have to be able to cool.

in the breeze because if they're getting. overheated, it's not good for you. It's. not good for the. >> crazy that you just have a unit dangling. off your body that's that's keeping it. It's crazy. >> And it's the most vulnerable part of. your body other than your eyeballs. >> Yeah. >> And it's just hanging out there. >> It helps. So, men are very intimidating. It helps that you guys have that. Honestly, >> you have a spot to hit. >> Totally. It helps. I don't think we. would mate with you easily without the. balls. >> Interesting. >> Sometimes when the penis goes in and the. balls touch you, you go, "Oh, yeah. He's. just a person. This is safe. You know. what I mean? Because you have two.

squishy guys that are like, "Don't worry. about this [ __ ] He's He's just hard.". You know, but it helps us remember that. you're fallible. >> The balls do. >> Totally. Okay. >> If you guys were just rods running. around, we'd be like, "Go away.". >> Well, imagine if you didn't have to get. hard to have sex. Like, you didn't have. to be aroused. That would be crazy. Like. animals. Animals just have a bone. >> Oh, >> yeah. >> How do they They don't have to get hard. >> Uhuh. Dogs get the red rocket. >> Well, they have a bone, though.

>> Ew. >> There's a bone in there. In there. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You could break your dog's dick. >> What is that bone called again? We have. one out there. A giant fossilized walrus. bone. >> Vacum. >> Vaculum. That's right. It's a bone. Yeah. I think all animals have it except. human beings. >> Monkeys can't have it. >> Do monkeys have a vaculum? >> I don't. >> Probably not. They're always jacking. off. >> They're always jacking off. Every zoo. you go to, you have to cover the. children's eyes. chimps, gorillas, monkeys. Oh, anytime. It's like it's.

designed to be jacked off. It's right. there where your hand drops. >> Some species. >> Some species. >> Yeah, only some species. >> But the like little fuzzy ones, not the. ones that look like us. >> Deer have it, right? >> I'm pretty sure deer do. Matter of fact, I know they do. And so do like moose and. elk. And what mammals don't? Primates. Oh, it's present in some. species within the orders of primates. Rodents and carnivora. I don't know what. that is. Bears, dogs, and walruses all.

have a bone because like you don't have. time to get hard. Okay. You're out there. in the wild. Shit's crazy. >> What? They just slide it in. >> Just ram it in there. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I was just thinking that would be a. really if that's where the if you lack a. backbone with the back. >> backbone. I don't think that's where it. comes from. >> I don't think so. >> Our primate ancestors did have one, suggesting it was lost through. evolution. That's kind of weird. It's. probably lost when the aliens came down.

and manipulated us. >> When could when was that lost? When. women. >> Cats don't really. Wow. But cats have. like a hook dick where they get stuck. >> a barb. >> Yeah. Have you ever heard cats where. they're stuck together? >> Yeah. When they're [ __ ] ass to ass. and they can't get loose. They're. [ __ ] kicking each other. Not. president humans. present in the penates. of some primates. Gorillas and. chimpanzees have bulums. Wow. >> What chimpanzees have them? >> Yep. Wow. Rodents back. >> When did we lose them? When what.

evolutionary step did we take to lose? >> Aliens came. >> I think it's probably when women started. being like that guy, I want that guy's. jeans and not that guy's. >> Right. Because if I kept getting loads. blown in me by betas, >> it doesn't serve our population. >> Right. >> I have to be like that alpha male's. sick, so I'm going to rub my monkey. butt. like his dick. >> Whereas other species it's like it's a. free-for-all. >> Yeah. Well, other species also it's I. bet we probably got rid of it as soon as. we figured out habitation. So as soon as. we figured out homes and doors and we.

could structure, you know, like keep. people out. >> Yeah. Yeah. You'd be like just withered. away. Yeah. Totally. >> Her theory is uh align with I think. Richard Dawkins theory sort of. >> Ah look at this. Um proposed honest. advertising as evolutionary explanation. for the loss of the vacculum. The. hypothesis states that if erection. failure is a sensitive early warning of. ill health, aha physical or mental, females could have gauged the health of. a potential mate based on his ability to. achieve erection without the support of. a bulum.

>> Everybody I date has penis problems. Every comic needs a blue chew. So I. shouldn't be letting any of their bulums. in my bulum. >> Oh no, >> dude. >> Are you only dating comics? Is that. >> I I'm not anymore. I'm done. But that's. what I've done forever. and musicians, which is the same thing. >> basically. >> Yeah, same problem. >> But constant blue chew. >> It's crazy to be at a group of comics. and. >> it's a crazy new thing, right? Like what. did they do in the '60s? >> I think they said, "Hey, I have a. problem where sometimes I get don't get. hard and here's the things I could use.

from you to help." And now they just go, "Nope, I'm hard." Which is psycho. >> Here's the things that I could use for. you to help though won't work on. everybody. But this is like the the. selection thing. It would keep those. guys from breeding. Oh, that's right. >> That's probably what it is. People of. ill health. Like, there's probably a. reason why your dick can't get hard. >> Blue chew dick is so weird. It feels. like a strap on. >> and it's attached to somebody who's. anxious and then it's just this rockhard. dick. It doesn't make sense, >> right? >> Cuz you're like, "This guy's afraid to. be here and that dick is not his dick.

That's somebody else's [ __ ]. >> He's afraid to be here." You get guys. that are afraid. >> Oh, yeah. Totally. Where they're like, oh, it's not even. >> Yeah. There's something about the. standup and the. >> it's I think people just think that I'm. going to be mean to them. >> Oh, that's it. Because you're funny. >> Yeah, totally. >> And if you're funnier than the guys. you're [ __ ] that's a real problem. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Which I don't think I've ever had sex. with somebody above me in comedy. >> That's a problem. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Totally. >> They're scared of you. >> I think they're scared of me and they. also are scared of Yeah. I think it's. mainly they're scared of looking foolish. and having me be like. >> And then you're You're in her act. >> Yeah, totally. Dude, the amount of. dating app people that are like, "I. don't want to be in your act." I'm like, "Fuck you. We've never even met, you. piece of shit.". >> It's so crazy how many people say that. >> Yeah. The dating app thing is wild. >> Yeah. >> When I see people just like constantly. scrolling and picking people and. choosing people. My single friends that.

are on dating apps, that's an addiction. unto itself because there's always. someone waiting. >> Yeah. >> There's always some new This is not I. don't like the way she smiles. [ __ ]. this. I'm out of here. And then next. thing you know, you've you got three or. four more dates lined up. And. >> well, it's ruined dating cuz everybody. has a queue of people they can date. So. they go on a date. I know so many people. who are like, I walked out after 5. minutes and I'm like, >> oh god, >> you don't know that person. And also, it' probably benefit you to have an. hourlong conversation with somebody like. as opposed to being like, "Sorry, we're. not compatible.". >> Right? I think women are worried about.

guys getting fixated on them and then. not leaving them alone and then texting. them and [ __ ] with them and st and. then being mean when they get rejected. >> That's the best the DMs I have that are. like just please we love I love you so. much and then [ __ ] and I'm like wow I. never have responded once. It's crazy. >> They do get fixated for sure but then. you. >> Yeah, but then you have to then it. teaches you to set boundaries which is. good to be like hey man I'm not going to. text with you anymore. You got to chill. All that's going to go away when you put.

on the headset. >> I know. >> When it goes, >> we all lock in. >> and we'll go and tell them [ __ ] off. >> Well, you're going to read their minds, too. You're going to know, "Oh my god, this guy's a total sociopath. He doesn't. give a [ __ ] about anybody but himself. Everything he's saying is a lie.". >> But that's so [ __ ] up for people with. OCD who are like, "What if I kill that. cat?" And they just get. >> No, no, no, no. You'll probably be able. to see why they think that way. Like, oh, no, no, no. You're okay. Like, you're just freaking out. And maybe you. won't think that way when you're. embraced by this hive mind. Maybe you'll.

abandon all. Maybe that'll be like one. of the the great side effects of it. >> It would be good for people like I my. best friend was paralyzed from the the. C2 down and it would be good to read her. mind and be like what is actually the. pain coming from. >> cuz she was like I don't know if there's. pain. >> right. >> you know. >> Well we had the guy on who had the very. first Neuralink and he's paralyzed. He. paralyzed in like a diving accident. >> and um. >> he uses his head now to control his. computer.

>> Like he can play video games with just. the chip. So he can't move his arms and. he's playing video games. And he says. it's like I have an aimbot cuz I point. to what I want to shoot and like. immediately shoot at it. >> Eye movement. >> His brain his brain moves the cursor. around. >> That's awesome. How. >> I don't. >> like he just moves it around. I can feel. like. >> somehow or another this the the way the. computer interfaces with the neurochip. the so the brain interfaces with the. chip which interfaces with the computer.

and somehow or another you can control. movement and it they're getting better. and better at it. >> That's crazy. >> Which is the problem for the people that. got the first one like are you going to. be able to pull that out and give me a. new one or is this the one? And I asked. him about that. I was like. >> if they is this like it and he's like I. think this is the only one that I can. get. I mean, maybe as technology. advances, they'll be able to take this. one out and put a new one in. But at one. point in time, like the wires were. coming out and it wasn't working. anymore, so they had to like reinject. them back in,

>> shove them back in there. >> That's crazy. I mean, we started doing. that with back pain, right? >> Where people stick it in to fix the. nerves in your back. >> Do they? >> Yeah. My uncle had that. >> Well, that's the ultimate goal of. Neurolink is to restore movement. It's. going to be able to replace your entire. spinal system. You'll be able to, this. thing will tell your muscles and your. brain to fire. So, if you have a break. in your spinal cord, it'll be able to. bridge that and you'll be able to use. your body like you normally would. >> This is like the ultimate. >> That's going to piss me off if this.

comes out after cuz my paralyzed friend. has passed away. >> I hate that when this stuff comes out. I'm like, "God, you motherfucker.". >> It's always going to happen that way. >> She was getting into stuff though. She. was getting into ear ear touch. >> If you touch her ears, she'd get pumped. Yeah, that was a thing. She was getting. into all that [ __ ] She had like a. servant that would make art for her. That was awesome. So, she kind of had. it. She kind of had her own little. neural link of girls that she paid. >> We're probably about 5 years away from. an unrecognizable world.

>> You think five years? >> Mhm. Yeah. >> What about structures? >> I mean, it'll be recognizable in terms. of buildings, but I think like the way. the world interfaces, the way we. interface with the world is going to be. very different. You think it's like walk. into a space and it'll be like welcome. Jordan Jensen. We have. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Probably weirder than that because. there probably won't be people working. there. >> Bro, the Whimo is sick. >> You like it? >> I thought I was so against it. I got in. it not having to talk to some [ __ ].

being able to fart at will, >> right? >> Just But here's what I'm wondering. Why. don't people go take me to an hour place. away and just [ __ ] it? It's got to be. cheaper than a hotel. >> I bet people do. >> Gross. This won't go on the freeway yet. But. people are definitely doing all that. stuff. >> They're probably [ __ ] There's got to. be cameras filming people [ __ ]. >> I don't care. I think they. >> Yeah. They're like, "Let's go. Put on a. [ __ ] Nixon mask and [ __ ] Let's go.". >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But I really like them. >> Well, it's certainly probably safer. You. know, they don't really get in that many.

accidents. If they do, it's usually. somebody else's fault, not the Whimo's. fault. >> I'm sick of looking at plane pilots and. being like, "That's he's he's going to. be bad. This is going to be bad." LA. I. had one that was so caked up. His ass. was so amazing. It was the worst flight. of my life. I was like, "Yeah, we can't. have these LA beautiful Barbies doing. this." He was like a perfect Kendall. And I was like, "This is crazy. >> They're going to be replaced. Great. >> Be replaced with AI. AI is going to fly. all the planes.". >> I would love that. I hate the idea of. these guys getting sleepies.

>> I hate that. No, that's a big part of. plane crashes. >> How about they have strokes? They got. that fifth booster and they [ __ ]. stroke out while they're on the. >> Does that happen? >> Oh, yeah. >> No. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. People are stroked out. while they're flying. >> I'm not religious, but I The private. plane thing freaks me out because I'm. worried that if God were to smite one of. the planes, he'd be like, "Yeah, the. comic who thinks they're hot [ __ ] with a. private jet.". >> Dead. You're dead. That one has kids in. it. >> That's what God's going to do. Not. terrorists. >> No. >> Oh, yeah. Not terrorists. No. >> Smite the comic with a big ego.

>> Yeah. >> That's funny. The people that take the. photos in front of the private jet, they're the ones going to get smitten. Yeah, >> you post it right before you get on the. flight. >> I worry about that. >> 100%. You're going down, dude. I'll look. at a plane that I'm on, see if there's. kids. I'm like, "Oh, we're safe. We're. safe. God's not going to kill these. kids.". >> That's funny. >> Yeah, totally. >> Um, thank you. Thanks for being here. It's a lot of fun. >> Watch my special. >> It's available right now on Netflix. What's it called? >> Today. It came out today. >> Today. >> Take Me With You. >> Take Me With You. All right. [ __ ] you.

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