Joe Rogan Experience #2354 - Joe DeRosa

Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. >> The Joe Rogan Experience. >> Train by day. Joe Rogan podcast by. night. All day. >> Joe Roa taking notes. Look at you. scholarly young man. >> There's writing down. >> There's so many things I want to talk to. you about. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. This is like a really this is. really interesting like like to to sit. with you oneon-one like this.

>> It really is because and I say that. outside of. who you are to the world which is. obviously impressive. I say it to you. just as a comic that knows you and has. been friendly with you for many years. We don't get a you know usually when I. see you it's at the mothership. >> green room 50 people around. >> It's 50 people. It's your place. There's. a lot going on. >> And uh I was like, man, it's gonna be. interesting to get to sit like across. from Joe and just talk to him like and. have a conversation. >> What did you write down?

>> I wrote sober. >> Sober. >> Uh which I'll explain. But family was. the first thing I wrote, which or the. second thing I wrote, but the first. thing I wanted to say was um. >> it's incredible, man. Cuz I was in there. last night. My special came out. yesterday and I was in the club last. night. I just dropped in real quick to. say hi to Tony and and Ari was around. for his last night before he. >> Yeah. What is he doing? He's going on a. walkabout. >> Some secret. >> He just sent sent me some text message. He said, "This weekend was perfect for.

my sendoff from standup comedy." And. they go, "What does that mean, my. sendoff?". >> Um, >> what are you doing, [ __ ] weirdo? >> He's going. He always has to [ __ ] throw his life. into a turmoil every couple of years. He's the weirdest man I've ever met. >> Oh, he's so weird. He's awesome, though. >> I love him. >> He's amazing. >> He's one of my best friends. >> He's a unique Very unique individual. That's a one of one. >> Yes. And he's done some stuff. He's a. polarizing individual.

>> Oh, without a doubt. Without a doubt. He. took a [ __ ] on stage with a note inside. of it during a Skankfest show. He [ __ ]. on the plastic and then pulled out the. note and read it. >> The uh Yeah, I remember that happening. >> Yeah. Don't do that. >> He I talked to him about it. >> Yeah. And he goes, I go I go, Ari, I. love you. Why do you make it so hard for. yourself, right? >> And he goes, he got mad. We were sitting. in the green room, mother. >> It was just me and him and he got mad. He's sitting there. He goes, he goes, "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And and and censor. jokes." And then I go, "No, no, no. I'm.

not into censoring jokes. I'm saying you. shouldn't bloody [ __ ] on a stage." And. he kept going and I look him in the eye. I go, "Brian, you did the only thing. I've ever seen shake Brian Holtzman or. Ari, sorry." I go, Ari, you've done the. only thing I've seen shake Brian. Holtzman. I saw Brian after you did. that. And Holtzman was like, I don't. know. >> But that's what he wants. That's what. Ari wants. Mission accomplished. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. He's like, you know, he's he's the.

real deal. He's really [ __ ] throws it. all into the fire. He runs right into. the wood chipper. Let's see. >> Yes. Yeah. He um. >> but I like it like he thinks he's. thinking about like creatively you hit. like dips and you don't know what to. talk about anymore and sometimes you. need to go on a walkabout. >> Yeah, I think I see him and I I admire. it greatly because it's so opposite of. how I'm wired. But. >> yeah, it's not me either. I don't dig. it. But he goes like months at a time.

with nothing but like a burner phone. >> Yeah. No text message, no emails, no. nothing. >> I said to him yesterday, I go, "I'm. going to miss you, dude." He's like, "I'm gonna miss you, too." And I go, I. go, "Please stay in touch." He goes, I. go, "Please stay in touch." He goes, he. goes, "I'll hit you up in a couple. months with a number from another." I. was like, >> "Yeah, he likes to do that.". >> Yeah. Yeah. >> But it uh works for him. Like it's like. he's not faking it. He genuinely enjoys. doing it. >> Yeah. >> He genuinely he's smart, you know? He's.

He's like, I got to throw my brain into. a totally different environment every. now and again and see what's really. going on. >> I think he likes the challenge that life. can be. Like I think he likes the idea. of He's one of those guys where if he. says that scares the [ __ ] out of me, he's first in line to do it. Like it's. it's all about like if you don't face. it, what's the point, you know? Right. So, I think he creates these incredible.

It's so funny, you know, when you. discuss what he's about to do with. certain people. Some people go, "That's. insane. What?" And other people go, "Oh. my god, I admire it so much." You know. what I mean? Like, >> it's sort of like the guy that killed. that United Healthcare CEO. >> Depending upon your perspective, it was. either so [ __ ] awesome or oh my god, they're going to start killing CEOs. Luigi Shafir. >> And he's so handsome. >> Yes, he is. >> The thing about Luigi though is Luigi.

picked the right person to kill. Not not. like meaning that guy. I mean a healthc. care executive. You're going to get the. least amount of sympathy. >> Oh yeah. >> You know I mean not that individual one. Look, you shouldn't kill anybody. I. can't believe I have to say this, but. yeah, don't go shooting people. I. >> agree. But also like when you realize. how you know Ben Ascrin, I don't know. who his health care provider was, but. Ben Ascrin, he developed some kind of. crazy pneumonia and then it became. necrotic. So it like ate holes in his.

lungs. >> Okay, >> he's 40 years old. He's a former UFC. fighter, former Bellator champion, elite. athlete, fantastic wrestler. had to get. a double lung surgery. Double lung. replacement surgery at 40. >> and insurance didn't want to cover it. >> It's insane. >> It's insane. >> What are you talking about? He's going. to die. Like, he doesn't have lungs. anymore. He was on a [ __ ] a. ventilator for months. He didn't have. lungs anymore. >> I can't even fathom. I just had I just. had a bunch of water damage. My.

dishwasher leaked while I was away and I. had a bunch of water damage in my condo. that I had to get obviously fixed. There. was rotted wood and caught it mold and. all this stuff. And pro my insurance. company gave me. sort of what I needed to cover it. You. know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> And I was furious. I can't [ __ ]. imagine. >> if you're in a situation like that where. it's your health or if it's your home. like with the people with the fires. >> Oh yeah.

>> I can't even imagine the [ __ ] rage. like it's it's it's undefinable and they. wouldn't cover. So So that's. >> such a weird game they're playing. Their. businesses pay you as little as possible. and get you to give them money every. month so that maybe if something happens. they'll pay for it. Maybe. But maybe. not. >> I have a friend. >> Maybe not. Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe you. need a double lug transplant. They're. like, "Nope, we're not going to cover. that. That's too much money.".

>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Come to court. Yeah. Or figure it out. insurance has become buying the. protection plan at Best Buy, >> you know, where it's. >> But no, Best Buy's protection plan is. way better. It's way better. If you buy. like a new Samsung Galaxy phone, you buy. the protection plan at Best Buy, and. then it [ __ ] up on you, you give you a. [ __ ] brand new one. >> They just have you fill out a little. paperwork, you show your receipt, they. shake your hand, thank you, you say. thank you to them, and you leave. It's. [ __ ] great. The insurance gamble is the craziest.

gamble ever. I'm going to pay you every. month and hopefully you'll be kind. enough to cover my insurance if. something goes wrong. >> It is [ __ ] wild, dude. I have a. friend. >> who's a lawyer who has to often rep. companies in cases. >> Oh my god. >> And I said to him, I said, "Dude, with. all due respect, I'm not coming at you.". I go, "How do you how do you sleep at. night? You know, it's a tough position. to be in." And he said, he goes, "Here's. how I justify it. if I get the insurance. company off or I save them some money,

that does trickle down to the users with. their premiums, making insurance. continually as affordable as possible. He goes, the second I lose for my. client, they turn around and [ __ ] everybody even. more. >> So he's like, that's the one little. silver lining with it. Like I guess, you. know, but that's a very sad. >> that's a weird silver lining. That's. that sounds like someone trying to cope, >> doesn't it? It totally sounds like I. have to kill some people. There's an. overpopulation problem, Joe Rosa. So,

we're going to have to go around and. kill people. That's what that sounds. like to me. >> It's like It's like what? It'll make it. better for everybody else. There'll be. less resources being depleted by the. people we kill. Like, what. >> do you think that there? >> His is more job injury stuff. >> I know. It's so gaslighty. It's so. gaslighting. If we [ __ ] these people. over, it'll be better for everybody else. >> because then they you could feed the. demons. The demons would be appeased. God, you know, I didn't ever thought of. it that way. And I had a feeling as I. was saying it, you were going to flip it. into a thing that was going to leave me.

disturbed. And it has. >> If there's anything demonic like people. don't want to think about demonic, like. they don't want to think like, oh, there's like a devil with a pitchfork. and a [ __ ] tail with a pointy end to. it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> But like what is demonic behavior? Like. if you know that someone's going to die, but you can deny them coverage because. you just can make some sort of. subjective decision whether or not this. person should get coverage and then you. know they're going to die and they've. been paying for insurance for years.

>> Yeah. >> How do you do that? That's kind that's. like a packed with it. Like you could. just sign here and then they're covered. and then they get this operation. You do. everything you can to help them and then. everybody loves your company. Or you. could say, "I just want the money now.". >> It's dark. >> It's dark. It's dark. >> It's just there's no pitchforks. There's. no brimstone. So you don't think, you. know, you don't think it's demonic. The. thing that leaves me without hope and I. am not a very hopefilled individual but. the thing that leaves me without with. with even less hope every day is I feel.

like the culture and people in all. positions you know but yours is is we're. talking a very macro example of of of. the thing I find that more and more. people every day put themselves they. position themselves in a way where they. say I will not be accountable and I will. force you to be the one that has. accountability to hold me to something. and until you hold me to something where. I cannot squirm or pivot in any way at.

that point I will then be accountable. >> and I feel that more and more people. operate like that obviously on a. corporate level but also an. individualistic level it makes me very. very sad it's like having so many people. that you encounter in your life. sometimes it's friends and you're. sitting there going really I I have to. be the adult. >> I have to sit you down as a 48-year-old. man and say to you, "What you're acting. like right now is [ __ ] up.". >> Yeah. >> Why do I have to do that with you?

Because you're not going to do it. So, I. guess I have to. And the more that you. try to hold yourself to accountability, >> I f and I'm not patting myself on the. back in any way, but I find that burden. grows and grows and grows and you just. start to get to this place where you're. like, "What the [ __ ] is going on?" It's. like an epidemic of ethics at a certain. point, >> especially if you are if if you get. indoctrinated into a real cutthroat. corporate environment, >> you know, those guys can justify a lot. of stuff cuz that's in the culture. Like.

our culture is talking [ __ ] to each. other. Like the way we talk [ __ ] to each. other, like there's a lot of people in a. lot of other jobs that would have a. giant problem with what you and I think. is awesome. Yeah. >> Like if you cracked on me and it was. [ __ ] awesome and we're all howling. Like I could get you in real trouble if. we were accountants. >> Yeah. >> You know, >> yeah, >> if we're accountants, that'd be a giant. problem. So, we're used to [ __ ] with. each other and we're used to laughing. about stuff and we're used to saying. ridiculous [ __ ] that we don't really. mean just for fun. >> And most people aren't. So, this is our.

culture. This would freak like if you. got normies and you brought them into. the green room of the M mothership and. we're all just hanging out one night. just talking and having fun. >> It probably freak them out that people. talk like this. Like, Jesus Christ, you. guys are at work and you talk like this. This is crazy. >> It's why comics get I've seen people get. very offended who aren't comics that get. brought into a green room and the comics. are kind of ignoring them or making it. very clear we don't want you in here. Yeah. >> And people think that that's the comics. thinking who the [ __ ] they are. It's. not. It's like guys we have a thing we.

do. You're not part of it. You're not. going to understand it. And I've seen. more than once somebody get offended by. something we're saying who shouldn't. have been in here in the first place. >> It's usually someone's boyfriend or. girlfriend. >> Yes. >> Yeah. Almost always. Yeah. I'm trying to. be nice. >> Yeah, it's someone's girlfriend. >> Happened once with a guy, >> but you got to count it. You got to. count it. >> Yeah. Once in 1968, a man got offended. in a green room. >> There's some guys that are just. notoriously make bad decisions and then. they bring their bad decisions around.

for everybody else to revel in. >> God almighty. >> I mean, is there anything worse? >> Right. But this is just our culture. That's the most minor of things to worry. about. someone [ __ ] up the the vibe. of the green room with dopey talk, which. is fine. Which is fine, but it's so much. better than in that cut cutthroat. So, like it literally rewards sociopathic. behavior. >> Like to to be a person who thinks. entirely on the bottom line of the. company. This is my job as a blah blah.

blah. Yeah. You know, my job is to make. sure that we make more money every. [ __ ] quarter. Period. End of. discussion. And then you get in that. mindset and that's what you're trying to. do and everybody else is trying to do. that too. So they're all [ __ ] each. other over. And then what's the ultimate. form of that? Politics. >> Yeah. >> The ultimate form of that. The ultimate. form of. >> [ __ ] everybody over and making the. biggest exaggerations and lying the most. about people and and using the most. leverage. It's wild to watch, man. >> And what what you're describing is it's,

you know, it's it's quintessential Rod. Surling [ __ ]. >> Yeah. It's when people's it's comes down. to survival because eventually that that. to me is what the technique is and how. you get it to keep working in your favor. if you're the [ __ ] at the top of the. food chain, right? You you say if I make. people desperate enough, they will do. desperate things to keep the situation. that they feel now privileged to have or. or lucky to have. >> Right. >> And you get people You ever see that. Twilight Zone where where the guy has.

the bunker? >> Yeah. >> And he tells the neighbors, "I'm keep. telling you, build a nuclear bunker. you're going to need it. They're all. making fun of him. And then the thing. comes over the radio as they're talking. at dinner. There are nuclear missiles on. the way, whatever. And he goes to his. bunker and they're all at his door like, "Let us in." He goes, "I told you guys. you should have made a bunker. There's. only enough room in here for me and my. family." And they kick his door in and. they turn on each other and they start. getting racial with each other. >> Right. >> And then at the end, it was a false. alarm. >> Oh god. And now everybody's revealed.

>> Everybody's sitting there like, "Yeah.". and they're like, "Well, sorry about. that." He's like, "No, there's no. turning back from this." You know, >> but that's what it is. It's people get. so desperate, it's survival. And as as. long as they feel that fear, that threat. that my weekly paycheck might be cut off. for me and that starts the chain of. dominoes to my children starving or. whatever it is, >> people do some really foul [ __ ] [ __ ]. man. >> Oh, yeah. >> You know, some really foul [ __ ] [ __ ].

You know, I feel very lucky that we're. in several different ways. You know, we're all operating sort of at different. levels of this crazy industry we're in, but all of us in this circle that we now. all exist in in comedy. It's like we all get to we all get to be. independently employed, independently. sufficient, and I think that allows you. to potentially live a better life. You. know, >> it's just a better way of life for sure.

Well, at least for us. >> But the thing is some people they. genuinely like coding, you know what I. mean? >> So it's like unless you can get a job. offsite where they let you, they don't. even let you do that anymore. Now. they're making people go back to work, which is so interesting cuz there's a. few people that [ __ ] it up for. everybody else probably. It was like a. bunch of lazy people who [ __ ] off and. didn't really do their work and kind of. like halfassed everything cuz they were. at home in their [ __ ] pajamas and. they didn't want to go back to work. >> Yeah. Yeah. There are guys out there. that are like, "I love being a janitor.

What do you want me to do? I gotta go. I. gotta go work somewhere.". >> It's just people saying they don't want. to go back to the office. That to me is. a wild one. Like, yo, everyone always. had to work in an office. There was a. reason you go there. That's work. When. you're at home, you could be staring at. your phone. You could be jerking off. How many reporters got caught jerking. off like the Zoom calls? >> You can't just leave people alone. They'll pretend they're doing as good a. job. They're not. They got to go to the. office. That's why like the all the.

people that are like super ambitious. like psycho Elon Musk type characters, you got to go to the [ __ ] office, >> you know? Dude, I Yeah. And it's it I. have mixed feelings about the office. thing because I I worked in offices at. one point. >> I understand somebody saying that it was. soul deadening, the overhead lights, the. the cub the gray cubicles, right? Right. >> Oh, I get it. >> So, I get like I don't want to be in. that environment. It sucks. But now you see offices, I talk about. this in my act a little bit. It's like. now they make them fun. There's like. ping pong tables and [ __ ] like that. I.

don't like that either. I think that. creates the wrong vibe at work. >> Severance. >> Yes. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> It should be just soul deadening enough. that you feel like I must work. >> Yes. >> But maybe not. I want to hang myself. >> God. >> You know, and I think all that beanag. chairs in the office [ __ ] is is a. [ __ ] fishing lore. What did you do. when you were an office worker? This. episode is brought to you by the. farmer's dog. I think we can all agree. that eating highly processed food for.

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customers only. The last one I had was I. worked for the Texas the Senate in. Texas. Uh I worked for the Your. Expression is so funny, right? I'm. waiting for you to finish this. This is. interesting. I didn't want to. >> You were Give it away. >> Um, no. You uh uh I worked for the Texas. Senate. Uh I worked for the Senate Media. Department during the 76th. legislative session or the 77th. >> No [ __ ] What'd you do with them? >> So, I went to college.

uh for production, video and audio. production. Um, and uh, I got out of. school and at the time I I graduated in. 2000. So, it was right right after that. whole Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez indie. film boom happened. >> And I said, "That's what I want to do. I. want to work in independent film. I'm. going to I want to do that. I want to. write scripts. I want to direct movies. I want to create like in that space.". So, I said, "Well, I keep hearing about.

this Austin, Texas. Robert Rodriguez is. from there. Um, who's the guy Slacker?". Um, the guy that did Slacker and Dazed. and Confused and, uh, >> Richard Link. >> Yeah, Richard Linkletter. He was from. here. And I'm like, well, those guys are. doing stuff down there. And, you know, I. had no [ __ ] concept how any of it. worked, right? >> So, I moved down here. >> I I met a few people that had the same. interest. I was like, "Yeah, this is. what I want to do." Immediately they. were like, "Yeah, get in [ __ ] line, buddy. Good luck." Right.

>> So, I got a job. Uh I for a little while. I was working at like the PBS or. whatever, the government TV station over. here, whatever the hell it was. >> Mike Judge is out here, too. Don't. forget that. >> Oh, yeah. Mike Judge. Yes. >> Yeah. >> And I was working there and you're, you. know, it was brutal. You're holding a. camera for 4 hours in a studio as two. people talk about, you know, uh, [ __ ]. I don't know, new county lines and [ __ ]. Your neck is burning. It was miserable.

So, so I saw in the paper uh an an ad. back when you opened a newspaper to find. a job and it said, "Help wanted Texas. Senate Media Department. We need a a. radio reporter." And I was like, "Well, [ __ ] man. I'm already a performer. because I play I was playing music and. stuff and I already had an interest in. comedy and I was like but and it's radio. so I know how to do production whatever. So, I applied and I got the job and the. job was the Senate, the Senate has its.

own media department and uh I was one of. the people they sent to the Senate floor. every single day for the legislative. hearings and I had to take notes and do. a radio show at the end of every day. that surmised whatever happened that day. and then you'd upload it to a server and. then all these local radio stations in. Texas would download it and play it as. their news break. And that's what I did. every day. >> Oh my god.

>> And I sucked at it. >> How long did you do it for? >> For the whole session, which was like. six or eight months or something like. that. >> Oh my god. What are those people like, >> Joe? Uh, >> they party a lot, huh? >> Like [ __ ]. >> Ain't that crazy? >> I've been hammered with Texas senators. >> It's not just Texas. It's It's kind of. all of them. >> Yeah. But I I don't mean drunk. I mean. like hammered. These guys would have. catfish fries and keg parties.

>> Somebody left cocaine in the White. House. Remember? >> Remember? >> Yeah. >> Somebody left [ __ ] coke. They brought. Coke to the White House. >> How did you do that? How'd you get in. with coke? >> Dude, I knew nothing. >> Bro, have you seen Hunter I'm sorry. Have you seen Hunter Biden describing. >> why crack is so good? It's the greatest. crack advertisement of all time. No. >> If if crack wasn't terrible for you, this guy makes me want to try crack. I. I'm not going to Don't do it. I'm not. giving any advice, but I'm saying this.

guy like legitimately this might be the. best advertisement for crack of all. time. I'm going to send it to you, Jamie. You you you're going to watch it. and you're going, "Oh my god, >> I'm excited for this. >> I want to try crack.". >> He keeps he's the gift that keeps on. giving. >> Well, he's a lot smarter than people. give him credit for. I'll tell you that. like he's talking and one of the things. he was talking about was why um smoking. things are so addictive, why smoking. cigarettes are so addictive and like the. psychology behind it. He's not dumb, but.

he's just a guy who, you know, became an. addict and that [ __ ] your whole life. up. It [ __ ] you become a subhuman. >> when you're junkied out all the time and. you're you're that dude who's like what. he was doing like making films and [ __ ]. and driving with a gun. Ah, he was. [ __ ] gone. He was out there, dude. >> Well, when you're an addict with money, >> Yeah. >> it gets real wild. >> And your dad is one of the most famous. people on the planet. It's so crazy. Listen to this. >> Well, the only difference between crack.

cocaine and cocaine is sodium. bicarbonate and and water and heat. Literally, that's it. >> And those things are pretty much free. If you go to like a science store, >> this is free. You you can go to a your. neighborhood convenience store and just. get anyway. I don't want to tell people. how to make co how to make crack. cocaine, but it literally is a managed. jar of cocaine and baking soda. >> How different is the experience? >> Oh, it's vastly vastly different. And. like for real, I I I feel really.

reluctant to um kind of have some. euphoric discussion. I know you're not. asking me to do that, but have some. euphoric discussion about crack cooking. >> I think this might be kind of the. opposite here. >> Okay. No, I it's the exact opposite. I'm. saying I don't want to have the. experience of some euphoric recall. That's how powerful crack cocaine is. Does crack cocaine make you act any. differently? No. Is it safer than. alcohol? Probably. People think of crack. as being dirty. It's the exact opposite.

When you make crack, what you're doing. is you're burning off all the impurities. so that it can bind with the sodium. bicarbonate which makes it smokable. That's all. you know, all of these. actors and, you know, people in the past. that talked about they had a problem. with cocaine and freebasing. They were. smoking crack. >> So, straw on the stove is the same. thing. >> Not exactly, but close to it. Um, but uh. it's a little bit different. But anyway, my point about it that your point about. it, which I think is is true, is that.

there's a thing about crack that is. really insidious. And what it is is that. anytime uh you know I think one of the. reasons that they believe that smoking. cigarettes is so addictive is because it. combines three really important things. It's habit forming, there is an oral. fixation and there is a ritual combined. with it. And so the idea of hand to. mouth is a habit and a fixation that we. learned very early even as children with.

a pacifier with a spoon with your thumb. to even to breastfeed. Okay. So that. really so I and I don't want to get into. the psychology of it because I'm I'm no. expert but I do know this is that you. combine with that ignition combustion. and then you combine the ritual. You. have your cigarette in the morning. You. have your cigarette when you get out of. the car. You have your cigarette with. your coffee. Crack is that on steroids. It's over and over. There's ritual to. it. There's a ritualized part of it. The. combination of all of those addictive. behaviors together becomes like really.

powerful. And the drug in and of itself. is a more immediate euphoric sensation. uh connected to it than in my experience. cocaine alone. >> Does it require more frequency to. maintain the high? >> Yes. >> Yes. And the capacity to use more than. you could otherwise with powder cocaine. just physically to be able to ingest it. Okay. So you. >> um we should give that guy credit. Who. who's who's the dude who's interviewing. him? >> Andrew Callahan, Channel 5. >> Well, he nailed it. He did a great job.

Um, that's the best ad for coke ever. >> It's the best. >> best ad for crack ever. Um, and he could. be president. How about that? How about. that? >> That. >> he could like no [ __ ] Hunter Biden. after all he'd been through. Look, we. all his dirty laundry is all out there. We all see it. He He was a freak. >> He uh speaking of which, >> he's a smart smarter than his dad when. his dad was young and he was a. crackhead. >> He spoke so eloquently about crack just. then. I mean, I was And by the way, you.

know what two words got me? >> What? >> Ignition was the first one. >> Yeah. Jesus. >> And I forget was uh I forget the second. word, but ignition. I was like, "You got. my ears here." But I have a friend that. smoked crack. >> Oh my god. I have a couple. >> Yeah. And I said, "What was it like?". Like, "How do describe it to me?" And he. goes, "Dude," he goes, "The best way I. could describe it is imagine you are as. horny as humanly possible. you have a raging heart on.

and a woman sits down on your dick for. two seconds and then plops off and walks. away. He goes he goes that sensation of. the thrill of that. He goes, "That's the. only way I could think to kind of equate. like what the charge of it is and how. excited you are and how you feel you. need to immediately do it again.". >> And when you do it again, do you get the. same reaction or is it dumbed down? uh. that I don't remember what he said, but. I got the impression that it's kind of. like, >> you know, it's just on repeat. It's the.

broken record of that. >> up and down and then big crashes. >> Yeah. >> I had a buddy in New York that smoked. crack and he would have these giant. crashes and one of the things that he. would have to do is he would have to go. to um uh a store, like a liquor store, and get a 40 ounce of malt liquor. >> Okay? >> That was how he'd calm himself down. >> from the crack. So, like a lot of times I would pick him. up. um I would even drop him off when he was. buying the [ __ ] back then. And um then.

um when I'd get him, he he'd just be. like pale like cardboard and had to. drink malt liquor. It was like he's. about to have a [ __ ] heart attack. >> But by the way, that's all it takes is. 140 ounce. I'm thinking you need to. [ __ ] mainline a bottle of Jack. Daniels to to even out. would get a. couple of 40s, >> but 140 is really strong. >> Those are those are things are crazy. strong. Like malt liquor. >> Okay. >> It's kind of crazy that malt liquor is. only in the hood.

>> Yeah. >> Kind of crazy. Yeah. >> Cuz there's a lot of beer that tastes. like [ __ ]. >> you know? It's not like malt liquor is. like a fine Sam Sam Adams ale. Yeah. You. know, malt liquor's got a it's it's just. there to get you [ __ ] up and if it's. cold, it's tolerable. >> Yeah. Why is it way more popular in the hood? >> Yeah. Uh, it's Well, it's usually very. 40s are usually very cheap. It is malt. liquor, but it's cheap. We used to buy. 40s when I was in college. That's all we. drank cuz it was cheap, >> right? >> We used to drink a 40 called camo.

>> The the the label was camouflage, the. cheapest looking camouflage design ever. And it said camo in like the army stamp. It was a $150 a 40 and it was 8.9%. alcohol. So, college, it's perfect. There it is, baby. >> I remember Old English. I remember Old. English and um I remember um God, there. was a bunch of them. There was a bunch. of those like giant malt liquors that. everybody What were the big name ones?

They were always in rap songs. >> Oh, dude. Uh OE. >> Yeah, Old English is a big one. >> Uh Aball was um. >> Cole 45. That's right. >> Cobra. >> King Cobra. >> Yeah. Old English 800 is that was the classic. The old English 800. >> sides. Yeah. Old English 800 was. eightball. That was the easy e song. Eightball. >> Bro, you you drink that stuff, you will. get [ __ ] up. >> Yeah. >> Like that's a weird gray area between. liquor and and beer.

>> You know what I mean? >> It tastes like [ __ ]. >> It tastes like It tastes like you took. bad beer and poured vodka in it. It's so nasty, >> but yet totally legal. >> Yeah. >> Which I I agree with. I agree with. Totally legal. >> And I mean, but what you were saying. though about you'll find it in the hood. or whatever, it applies same thing to. college kids, dude. When you don't have. a ton of cash and you want to get [ __ ]. up. >> and for under $5 you can get two 40s. >> Oh yeah. And you're blitzed.

>> You got yourself a night. Yeah. You got. yourself a hell of a night. >> Hell of a night. Um, but wait, the so I said earlier the. sober thing. >> But wait, >> what? What's that? >> I said, but wait. >> But wait, but wait. >> You I just saw the clip. I remember you. telling me in the green room that you. stopped drinking. Then I just saw the. clip of you saying it to Ron White that. you you think you're done. >> I mean, I will I would most certainly uh. have a glass of wine at some point in. time in my life. >> But as far as like regular drinking. drinking every week, I'm definitely.

done. >> I uh. >> you feel better. It's crazy. I mean, it. seems so it's such a simple thing to um. Chris Williams did it first. He was like. the first guy that I know that's like a. podcaster that just just said it's been. his biggest like life hack has changed. I was like really that big of a deal. And he's like that big of a deal. He's. like it really it's like a remarkable. change in the energy levels that you. have cuz you're not [ __ ] poisoning. yourself all the time. >> Yeah. I love it. >> It's so fun.

>> It's the most fun. It's the most fun. It's so fun. It's so fun to get a little. tipsy. >> That's what Ari speaking to Ari. Ari. said that to me once because I remember. when Ari got into like enjoying drinking. and I go because he didn't. >> He didn't drink for a long time. Yeah. >> And I go, "You like it now?" And he. goes, "It's the most fun thing." And I. was like, "Yeah, it's pretty [ __ ]. fun, man.". >> But I saw a kid in the coffee shop. today. I was waiting in line to to to order and. the kid in front of me turned around and. he's like, "Hey, man. I love your comedy." Whatever. He was.

nice kid. And he goes, he goes, "Dude, are you sober, too, now? All you guys. are getting sober." I was like, "No, no, no. >> Oh, you guys." That's funny. They think. like we act we move as a group. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> All they're all Republicans now. >> There's It's the the things I hear. people apply to this comedy scene. I'm. just like, "What the [ __ ] are you guys?". >> It's so dumb. >> It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. I read. another article the other day about us.

being an anti-woke comedy scene. >> Yeah. The thing about UCB coming in. >> like why not just do great stuff? Go do. great stuff. Don't worry about what. we're doing. And we're not anti-woke. It's. >> there's no anti-woke. There's there's. like a [ __ ] ton of left-wing comics at. the mothership. It's like that's not not. what we're talking about. >> It's. >> we're not dwelling on that. We're making. fun of things. It it that article upset. me because when I saw the headline, I. was excited because I used to do UCB.

shows in New York. >> I did them in LA. >> Yeah. And I did them in LA, too. And I. was like, "Oh, cool. UCB's coming.". Like, it'll be more stuff. >> for the scene and stuff. >> The scenes, it's always better if. there's more in the scene. But that's. also you got to realize like someone. framing it in a way that's going to get. people to read it. >> Yeah. >> And then there's people that genuinely. do think that way. And it's what a lot. of that is, I think, is the walled. garden issue and the fact that there's. like a walled garden, right? When. there's a walled garden, there's a bunch. of people that are doing really well. together and they're hanging out. together and they have fun and you're.

not in that group, you start getting mad. at that and you find reasons why that's. bad cuz you know, you want something. like that in your life, which we all do. If I see like a whole group of friends. like ping around and laughing, I always. smile because I know what that's like. I. like it. Mh. >> But if you never have that in your life. and you see a group of people ping. around and having a good time together. and hugging each other and just laughing. and just having a good old time, you. feel like left out. You feel like. >> you feel disrespected almost. Yeah. You.

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whatever and you got an opinion about. everybody that's having too much fun. that's annoying. That guy's music sucks. and this that. >> and then five years later you find. yourself in a room with the guy at some. party and you meet him and talk to him. and you go. >> what? He's the nicest. What the why? What the [ __ ] I think I like his music. now. A. >> it just changes. >> It's so stupid. >> But it's just a normal thing that people. do. We talk [ __ ] And then the problem. now is you talk [ __ ] and you're just.

talking [ __ ] Like you and I would be. talking the same way if we were in. Mitsy's bar just hanging out. We'd be. talking [ __ ]. >> Exactly. >> And if if someone records that and. writes it down, it seems so much. different than this just just regular. talking [ __ ] which is what everybody. does. Well, and that's that's one of the. things I wrote down here that I wanted. to say, and I don't say it I swear to. you, I don't say it to blow smoke. because it's your place and I get to. work there a lot and all that stuff. That's all beautiful. I say this very.

genuinely, man. When I swung in last. night, uh, and everybody's at the the, you. know, hanging after Kill Tony and it's. usually a fun time and, uh, and Carrie. was like, she's like, "Hey babe, you. want a shot?" And I go, "No, no, not. tonight. I got to I got to take it easy. tonight. And I go I'm I'm doing Joe's. show tomorrow. And dude, like the staff, everybody, the friends, the com. everybody being like, dude, congrats. [ __ ] special dropped today. You're.

doing Rogan tomorrow, dude. Kill it. Have fun, dude. We [ __ ] love you. And. I stepped back and I was like, this. feels like family to me. This is a. beautiful thing. Everybody's so. supportive. There's no backbiting. There's no [ __ ] talking. It's all. [ __ ] love. So when I hear people say. negative [ __ ] about the Austin scene, I'm like it's I' I found it to be a. beautiful experience. Like truly like a. truly heartwarming experience. >> It's it's people that aren't in the. scene. That's all it is. It's like. people that that they're looking at it.

from the outside. And it's not just us. that are like this. Like my thought on. all this [ __ ] is that. >> my favorite people to hang out with are. comedians. And if you make an. environment where comedians are really. happy and everyone is has a lot of. gratitude, >> a lot of gratitude for what they're able. to do with their life. >> and that they have such great friends. and they get to do sets and have fun and. it it transfers over to all the other. people, too. It transfers over to the. upandcomers. It transfers over to the.

staff. Everybody is having a good time. Everybody has a real positive attitude. That's possible to do. Yeah. You don't. have to start a cult. >> You don't have to. You just, you know, just make a place. >> It's uh. >> And you can do it. It can be done. We. did it at the comedy store. We The. comedy store was pretty [ __ ] positive. for the most part before we left. >> Mhm. >> And we do it here, too. And you Some. people don't want to hang with comics. They're lone wolves. And that's fine, too, man. That's not what it's about.

What it's about is making an environment. where it's easiest possible for someone. to thrive. Mhm. >> So, you got a bunch of feedback from a. bunch of other comedians. You got a lot. of upand cominging talent that are like. really killing it on stage and really. trying to be heard and really writing. new stuff all the time, performing all. the time. It's good for everybody. It's. like a big old pressure cooker. It's. like a a wrestling room at Iowa State, you know? It's like, oh, Jesus Christ. Like, there's a bunch of killers in this. [ __ ] room. That's good for everybody.

Yeah. It's good for all of us. That's I. look at it the same way I look at. sports. I look at it the way I look at. martial arts. Like, what's the best way. to get better? You got to surround. yourself with really good people. Also, make a gym that has everything the. fighters need. Everything they need, like the UFC Performance Center, something like or performance institute, something like that. Make have a place. where it has everything the fighters. need. So, do that for comedy. Just have. it set completely set up financially the. most beneficial for the comedians. It's.

like treats people well. Everybody gets. it's it's the whole business is designed. to break even. That's all it's designed. to do. >> It was it was it was awesome. particularly this past weekend because I. did Ari shows with him in Fat Man in the. big room. >> and then I was also doing little boy. spots in between and it was so like. you're what you're talking about the. gym, right? It's like it was so [ __ ]. cool. It's like you go into Fat Man blah. blah blah blah blah. You know what I. mean? Then you go into little boy. It's.

a little calmer, a little more quiet. >> It's like you're in people's living. room. >> Yeah. You sit down in the stool. You You. talk a little slower. I'm like, "This is. so good for growth in both areas." Like. >> just like a gym. Like you'd set up a. gym. It's a CrossFit gym. Yeah. >> You know, it's like over there you do. your weights. Over here you do your. cardio. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's it's it's great, man. It's. [ __ ] great. And the staff is just the. staff is so awesome. Like just the love. of the staff is really a beautiful. thing. >> They're very cool people. And a lot of. them like Carrie and Adam and Jody, they. all came from the store. So, everybody.

was unemployed, man. >> So, I scooped them up when they were all. unemployed. >> Yeah. >> I said, "Let's have fun. >> Let's put something crazy together.". >> Egan is the funniest. >> He's the best. >> He makes me laugh so hard. He He watched. me the other night. uh in in Little Boy and I came off stage. and he's like he's like, "Good, good. [ __ ] man. Good. That's new shit." And I. go, "I'm super excited about this. Russell Brand joke." And uh and he goes, "Yeah, yeah." So then the next day he.

starts texting me and he goes, "I. couldn't sleep last night." And I go, "Why?" And he goes, "I'm just so excited. about your new Russell Brand joke.". [Laughter]. >> That really is how he thinks, though. >> He goes, "I can't sleep." And I go, "Wait, you're joking, right?" And he. goes, "Yes, I'm joking, you [ __ ]. idiot." It was so funny, dude. We were. laughing so hard. >> He's the best, man. >> Well, he learned it from Norm, you know. >> Yeah. I mean, Yeah. Yeah, >> but he really does love it. Like he. really does love when people have new. [ __ ]. >> Like he really was joking around, I'm.

sure. But he was also looks forward to. it a lot. He loves like the development. process. And you know, he gives really. good advice. Like I've seen him give. like really good advice to up andcoming. comics about like maybe this is what you. need to concentrate on. This is where. you have like kind of a hole in your. your game like how you're setting it up. >> Maybe you have too many words. Maybe. you're this. Maybe you're that. Maybe. you're looking down at the ground. You. need to look into the audience a little. bit. >> Yeah. You know, >> I learned uh excuse me, I you know, you're always learning, right? But I.

just rewatched the Gary Shandling doc, the HBO one. >> And he talks at the beginning of that, he talks about when Mity Shore said to. him, "Honey, you're not a comic. You're. not a comic. You're a writer." And then. he was so determined to be a comic. And. he was like, and you're seeing his notes. from his journals from that time. >> Yeah. >> And he's like, "Use your face. your. expressions matter at these moments and. your energy and the way you look and. what and I was like oh my god man like. it's just and then you watch his stand. up and you go I can see what he's.

talking about you see him go like from. this to like. >> he worked at it. >> and you're like yeah it's [ __ ]. fascinating. >> you're not a comic you're a writer I can. see her saying that bro she said it to. me I'd quit I'd be like [ __ ] this is. over. >> the uh uh who was the guy that used to. run the comic strip uh uh in in New. York. >> Lewis. >> Uh not Lewis. Um um the guy that passed. away. Uh uh he had the mustache. Do you.

remember who I'm talking about? >> You mean the guy that got murdered? >> No, no, no, no, no. The guy that's at. the stand. >> The Yes, that's Dave. Rest in peace. Um. >> who who passed away at the comic strip? >> There was that guy that was kind of. legendary in New York that ran the comic. strip. He was the booker. And when you. auditioned, you had to audition for him. and then he would take you into a room. and tell you Lucian. >> Oh, Lucian. Yes, that's right. >> Uh, I remember I auditioned for him. desperately trying to get in anywhere in.

New York. >> Oh, Lucian was brutal. >> He brought me in the room. He sat me. down. He goes, "Uh, what can I say? I mean, some of the. jokes work, but I don't believe you.". And uh, and then he goes, "Look at the. way you dress. You clearly have no pride. in your appearance." And I was like, Jesus Christ. >> Yeah, he was brutal. I don't remember. what he said to me, but it was also not. favorable. He would like occasionally give me. spots, but I think he thought I was too. dirty. >> Oh boy. >> But I was 21. I didn't have anything to.

say. I had nothing to say. >> How long were you in New York? You were. out of New York way before I came to New. York. But how long were you? >> I left New York when I was 25. 20 almost. 26, I guess. No, I had to be 26. No, I. was 26. Um, and then I came to. California initially for this Fox show. that I did with Jim Brewer. Jim Brewer. was the um he was the mascot for the. other team and the it was a baseball. team called It was called Hard Ball.

>> Was a sitcom. >> Yeah. Terrible show. Terrible show. So, I moved out here for that and then that. got cancelled. >> You know what's funny, dude? Uh, I was. saying this to all the boys out in the. in the uh outside area here. Um, I go I. got to tell Joe this because I keep. forgetting to tell him because I and. because I always forget, oh, he was on. that show. I I you know, news radio. during co saved my [ __ ] life, dude. I swear to you. Did. >> you Did you binge it?

>> I was so I was living in an apartment. that only had windows in the bedroom, so. I had no light in my apartment. >> Oh, no. It was a tenement building. The. hallway I was telling the guys outside I. was like the hallway. >> trapped in a place with no light at all. >> Yeah. The hallway in this building was. the hallway looked like the alley behind. the Wuhan lab. I was like I was like I'm. going to get CO from the [ __ ]. railing. I was like it was so gross. Everybody was so freaked out. Nobody. knew what was going on like in the. beginning. And um and I was like dude.

I'm trapped. I I'm alone. Like this is. the worst thing ever. And my buddy Pat. Walsh, who I do my We'll See You Hell. podcast with, he said, "Listen, man. Have you seen News Radio, and I said, 'N. no, I've never seen it. I didn't I. missed it when it was on." And he goes, "Look, Amazon's got the whole series. right now for 20 bucks. Just buy it and. watch it." And I bought it and I watched. it and you [ __ ] Dave Foley, the best. uh uh Phil Hartman, I was just like.

>> Steve Root, Andy. >> Oh my god. >> Vicky Lewis, it just. >> Candy Alexander, Mora Tierney. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It was a great cast. >> It just took me cuz it was so fun. It. was so silly. It was classic. It It. reminded me of a better time because it. was a little bit older because it was. from the 90s. >> Innocent. Yeah. Almost almost innocent. Oh my god, >> that style of comedy. >> is so silly. It's like uh it's it's a. fun thing to do and to be able to do it.

that way like with those people. >> They're all so [ __ ] good, you know? And I didn't know I had [ __ ] zero. acting experience. I did a couple of. episodes of that hard ball show. It was. terrible. Like I said, I wasn't good on. it either. >> I'm not a good actor. >> No, you're not. No, no, no, no, no, no. I wasn't saying no, you're not a good. actor. I'm saying no, you're wrong. I. want to compliment you. Sitcom multicam. acting. Multicam is very different from. single cam. Multicam in my opinion is.

the hardest form of acting. >> No, dude. You're doing it in front of a. crowd. It's like standup. It's not that. hard. You know, when when you've got a. good one, when you got a good punchline. and you can look Andy Dick in the face. and say because it says it on the label, like whatever it is, and you know it's. going to get a big laugh. It's just like. doing standup. Like comics thrive in. those multicam sitcoms. That's why they. kept giving them to like Roseanne, Seinfeld, Brett Butler. They wanted. every Tim Allen, everybody that could do. standup could do that kind of in front.

of an audience acting. >> See, I think I think you're not giving. yourself enough credit. I think it's I. think I agree with you the idea that if. the joke's there, you can land it. But. think about it like this with standup, right? Uh, you know, Woody Allen once. said, "I used to think it was as easy as. just writing a good joke and if I said. it, it was fine." He goes, "Then I. realized that wasn't the case. I had to. write good jokes that were of my. personality." And that's why I'm so. enamored by guys that are good at. multicam sitcom acting because they're.

writing something for a character you're. playing. And if you It's knowing how to. land the joke, but also making it. believable. I'm I'm in awe of Kevin. James. >> Oh, he's the man. >> I'm in awe of him. You watch King of. Queens and I'm like, Jesus Christ, he. delivered that line. that nine out of 10 other people it. would be in no way organic or believable. that choice he just made. And he does it. in a way where you believe that's. actually who this person is. And it gets.

a laugh. Like. >> Yeah. That was one of the last of the. great sitcoms. >> Yeah. >> Right. Because like what when did the. sitcom officially die? The only one who. has a sitcom right now that I know is. Miss Pat and hers is on the BET app. >> Yeah. >> Um, but who else who else do you know. that has a sitcom? >> No. My my buddy Pat I just mentioned. works on that show actually. And I. agree. >> Well, Shane has a sitcom, but St. Shane. sit tires is not really a sitcom. It's a. single comedy show. Yeah.

>> It's not a situation comedy, right? Is. it? >> Well, it's a it is. >> Is it a sitcom? Technically, >> it is. Yes, but it's a single cam like. the multicam is the is the traditional. whatever. But I I think it died. >> I was watching um I also watched this. later during co um uh Rules of. Engagement which was David Spade's last. sitcom. It was him and Patrick. Warbertton. I don't know if you remember. that show. >> Patrick Warbertton was on uh News Radio.

a bit too. He did a couple episodes. Yeah. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Um. >> I forget how many he did. Um, but that. show came out in like I think it ended. in like 2017ish. >> That was probably the last one. 2013. >> 2013. Wow. So, you watch it and they're. getting jokes in where you're like. >> you can tell two years later they. wouldn't have allowed any of these. jokes. >> You know what a show that I used to [ __ ]. on until I watched it. It was a really. good show and I feel bad that I used to. [ __ ] on it. Big Bang Theory.

>> Yeah, Big Bang Theory is funny. >> It's funny, man. It's good show. It's. that kind of a thing. Like if you if. that's what you want, you want like a. fun Yeah. >> sitcom. That's a fun sitcom, man. And I. I had always thought it was crap. >> Yeah. >> I had always heard it was crap. Everybody and I had made this judgment. on it based on other people's opinions. of it. >> And we were talking earlier about what. people hate on something. Yeah. >> Big Bang Theory, one of the most hated. on sitcoms ever. >> Went forever. >> Went forever. >> Was the number one show in the world. >> I worked with Johnny Gleki. He was the.

[ __ ] man. The coolest dude ever. Which one's he? >> He's the kid that was on Roseanne. The. guy with the glasses. >> He was kind of like the main dude. outside of Sheldon. Do you know what I'm. talking about? >> Oh, right, right, right. Yes, yes, yes. >> The man I got drunk with him and fell. down the stairs of his house. >> Oh, luckily you didn't need insurance. >> No, >> that would have been another story. And. then they [ __ ] me over. Bro, speaking. about getting [ __ ] over, want to hear.

a story that I've read today? Um Jamie. find out if this is true, but I'm pretty. sure it is. There was a guy who decided. that he was going to leave Texas because. of the woke direction that America is. going in. And so he decides to go to. Russia because there's some guy some. American setup like an expat community. in Russia. >> Okay. >> And this guy goes in there and then they. conscript him for the army and send him. to the front line. father who moved from. family from Russia to escape woke.

America is sent to the front line. >> Jesus Christ, >> bro. That's that's a crazy story. >> That's insane. >> With his family, with his wife and his. daughters. He just moved there. Doesn't. know anything about the culture. And all. of a sudden, you're in the army. >> That's it. >> Yeah. You're in the army. We need you. >> And by the way, >> fed up with woke America. I would think. Texas is a place where. >> like if you Texas is too woke for you, you need to go spend a couple months in.

Silver Lake. You think Texas is too woke? >> Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. >> Go hang out in the East Village for a. couple weeks. >> Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. I lived in Silver. Lake. It is It is. >> insufferable. >> Fascistly woke. It's. >> insufferable. Everybody needs. anti-depressants. No one has any vitamin. D. They're they're all [ __ ] They're. all rotting out from the inside. They're. all overwhelmed with anxiety trying to. control everyone's speech and behavior. and like every [ __ ] flag that you can.

possibly wave or what you support. What. What are we on this week? What are we. doing this week? Like everyone's [ __ ]. nuts. >> I think a city that was always one of my. big gripes with with life in LA or or. more specifically Hollywood. I think a city where you have to drive. to get to the bar, you you you got a. problem because nobody's able to just go. out the front door, go down the street, and just have some fun, right? >> Everything is it's got to be planned.

It's got to be this, got to be that. >> hard to park. >> Yeah. So, nobody cuts loose. >> Also, you're always in your car, so. you're always isolated from other. people. Yes. Until you integrate, and. then you're back to my isolation. In New. York, you're h you have to integrate. Like, you're just you get on the subway, you walk down the street, everybody's. there with everybody. Yep. Dude, >> there's something to be said for that. >> There is. I always when I lived in LA, I. said the reason I don't like LA, I. always said the ultimate goal of people. in LA is isolation. The ultimate goal of. people in New York is integration. >> In LA, the big dream is what? Let me get.

the mansion. Yeah. The house way up in. these hills and. >> big old gate with dogs and [ __ ] dudes. on. >> Yeah. >> sniper posts. >> Yeah. Yeah. Guys being like, I got an. eye scanner on my house. >> Turrets with machine guns. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's, you know, and and the. only people and then they have these. parties in LA where they hire a staff to. create the environment of a bar in their. home. So now they're create there's like. catering waiters walking around and [ __ ]. >> and you're like, "Guys, I'm just trying. to play beer pong and like get [ __ ].

up." Like what is this, right? >> So weird. >> But New York, you could be top floor. Trump Tower. Guess what? You walk out. the front door, you're going to the same. [ __ ] news stand that I'm going to. You're getting your coffee from the same. [ __ ] place. >> That's another thing. New York still has. newsstands. >> Yes, >> people still buy the newspaper, the. actual newspaper. I wonder what. percentage of newspapers get sold in New. York City. >> That's a great question. >> because nobody's buying newspapers. anymore. >> No. >> Like what percent is it possible to find. out when New York Times give that.

information out? Like what percentage of. the New York's Times when it's consumed. in paper form is purchased in New York. City? >> It's it's. probably the most out of anywhere, right? Because there's so many old. school New Yorkers that are like, "This. is how you read the news." That's part. of their life. Oh, yeah. Getting the. times every morning going. >> Those people are a problem. Those people. don't they don't know they're getting. [ __ ] They don't know the internet. They haven't made their way through. Reddit yet. >> The uh Billy Connelly,

>> they haven't seen the Fouchy memes. Billy Connelly had this joke after he. got sober where he was talking about. living in New York and he goes, "Every. morning my routine is I walk to the news. stand, I buy a cup of coffee in the the. morning edition of the New York Times. My life is a ball of fire.". And then the funniest part of the joke. is he said there was the same homeless. guy every day that he would give money. to. And he said one day the homeless guy. goes, "You know, you don't have to give.

me money every Okay. And he goes, "I. know you. I don't. You little [ __ ]. cunt.". >> Jesus. >> It's better with a Scottish accent, right? >> It is. Yeah, it is. Um, >> yeah. It's There's something to be said. for living jammed up with people, but I. think ultimately the problem is it's. just over stimulation. I don't think. it's good for peace of mind. I think. it's good for energy. It's one of the. things that my friends that love it. there, they all talk about like my. friend Jeff who's been there forever. He's like, "I love the energy of the.

city." I'm like, "Really?". Energy. New York's one of those places, man, when I loved it. God, I loved it. And I still have a lot of love for the. city. it wasn't for me to live in. anymore. But I always said like New York. is one of those cities whenever you get. there. What doesn't matter what year it is when. you get there that begins your. impression of the best version of New. York. And eventually might take five. years, might take two decades, might. take 30 years, whatever.

Eventually you're going to say this. isn't what it used to be anymore. But. there's a crop of people coming in right. at that time that are saying this is the. best place ever and 30 years from now. they're gonna say they're tired of it or. whatever. >> But listen buddy, 30 years from now. we're all going to be serving robots. >> Okay. So all this good old days stuff we. are the last people. >> that are going to talk about the good. old days. >> Yeah. >> We're the last ones. >> Yeah. And I agree with you. We we'll be. serving robots. Not robots are going to. be Yeah. I remember people used to talk.

people used to talk about the good old. days of Times Square and I was always. like you're crazy. Like you want Time. Square to be filled with criminals and. peep shows and [ __ ] drug dealers and. it was super sketchy, >> right? >> Super sketchy. And then I saw it the way. it is now where it's a giant Applebees. and I was like, "Oh, they were right.". >> It's all, you know, it's like it's one. of those things like you see where it's. going. You see where it's going, you're. like, "You guys don't understand. This.

is going, this is going in a terrible. direction." You these are just the first. steps of something going in a terrible. direction. Yeah. Like, at first you. think it's good because there's no more. peep shows. There's no more, you know, street hustlers and scary people trying. to rob people. >> But now you have the corporatization of. one of the literally the wildest places. in New York City was Times Square. It. was a wild ass crazy place. >> Yeah. What you want what you want to me. the analogy is you want the perfect dive. bar. That's what that's what we all.

want. Feels comfortable, right? Little. gritty. >> Yeah. >> But I feel okay. Once in a while you'll. go, let's find a dive bar. And you walk. in and there's too many boxes in the. corner and nothing works and you're like. something's not right here. There was a. one we used to go to in LA. There was a. motel upstairs and the bar downstairs. only served two things, Modell and. Corona. And we were like, there is some. sort of pimping operation or something. happening in here. It's too much. >> There's a lot of places like that that.

you know are losing money. Like, oh, is. the Chinese triads own this? Like, who. owns this [ __ ] business? Like, how is. this business still open? >> Yeah. Yeah. But you want you want. perfect dive bar vibes when it, >> you know, when it's too New York Times. Square now is like. >> it's like going to a bar in Epcot Center. and you're like, "Oh god, this has no. pulse. I didn't want it this clean. Not. this clean. >> When I was a kid, I used to play pool in. New York at Chelsea Billiards. It's a. 24-hour pool hall that was known. throughout the world.

>> as a place where like the best pool. players in New York City would go and. gamble. So, I'd go there 2 3:00 in the. morning any given night and you would. find some of the best players in the. world matching up playing pool for. money. >> Wow. >> Oh, it was amazing. And it was just 247. It was open all the time. So there's. like guys who are street hustlers who. were pool hustlers who would sleep under. the tables. There was a bunch of people. there that were like really talented. pool players but they were basically. homeless and they would just run around. and my friend that I was telling you. about that smoked crack. That's how I.

knew him. He he was he was basically a. homeless crackhead who was a genius pool. player. Yeah. >> Did you ever get to play against any of. the like big guys like. >> Yeah, I got my ass kicked. I played at a. bunch of tourn I wasn't nearly good. enough back then to play against those. guys. I was just learning pool but I was. fascinated by it. But it was just the. place New York the kind of thing that. you'd have in New York City. There was. all these different places we could go. We could go to like 10 15 places that. were pool halls in New York City. There. were 24 hours. >> and you would go there and this one was.

a complete Chinese-owned place. You. would go there and like some of them you. would go to, not Chelsea, but some of. them you would go to. They were off the. beaten path. You'd go there. Everyone. spoke Chinese. They had Chinese on the. wall. They did speak a little bit of. English. You could pay him for table. time. You go and play and you watch. these dudes gambling there, too. >> It's it's one of one of my that that. version of New York I think is probably. I would think extinct. >> It's not it's not worth enough money, >> right? >> So, the thing is like if you could put. some Louis Vuitton store Yeah.

>> in the place where that used to be, that's going to make a lot more money. than this CD 24-hour pool hall that. charges 20 bucks an hour for table time. Yeah. That's ridiculous. How you getting. rich? >> Yeah. >> How you getting rich off $20 an hour. table time? The Louis Vuitton also. doesn't have crackheads sleeping under. the purses. >> But it was so fun, man. It was like to. be a young man and to be around all. those people was like a very It was a. very interesting experience cuz although. I knew it wasn't healthy for them and I. knew it wasn't a smart way to live your.

life, the fact that they were like. dedicated to never doing anything but. what they were doing and they were smart. people, man. >> Yeah, that's that's it's it's. >> [ __ ] weird. Commitment is admirable, but that turns into a ver that gets into. the zone where you're like, "This is. this is dark. This is. >> It was totally dark, but they just. didn't fit. >> They didn't fit." Okay. Like just like. you barely fit in that Senate office, >> they didn't fit at all. They just. couldn't do it for they have a whed. stepmom beat him with a belt, whatever.

the [ __ ] it was. >> It's they're not going to fit. Yeah, >> they're not going to fit in whatever. corporate cookie cutter life, >> but they had a place in pool halls where. they they could hang out with other. misfits. That was like a big part of the. charm of the place. It was a magnet for. misfits. >> Yeah. And now they're all Door Dash. delivery guys. Probably. >> They're probably dead. I know. A lot of. them are dead. A lot of dudes that I. used to play with are dead. One of the. things that I cherish most about my New. York experience was when I first got.

there. It was how I became friends with. the tell. Dave liked to go out back then, you. know, and and Insomnia or Insomniac was. on the air, that show he hosted where he. would, you know, go out into the cities. >> and get obliterated. >> Yeah. So Dave, I like to drink and Dave. was like, "Joe, man, you're a nice kid. Come out with me." And he would take me. to these after he knew every [ __ ]. after hours. Course. >> we had a [ __ ] blast. And it tell was.

classic. He was like Batman. You'd be. doing shots with him for 3 hours and. you'd turn around and he was gone. >> Didn't want to say goodbye. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] this. I'm just leaving. >> Yeah. And you're literally like I'm on. Avenue D, I think. Where the [ __ ] am I? >> And you didn't have GPS back then. either. >> No GPS. No Uber. >> No Uber. Right. >> No Uber. and broke comic. Couldn't. afford cabs. So, trying to figure out. how to subway back to Queens where I. live. >> Oh my god. At 3:00 in the morning. >> Oh my god. 3 sometimes 5 6.

>> Oh my god. >> That's the other thing. Bars in New York. City open till 4:00 a.m. >> Yeah. That's getting lesser and lesser. too though, man. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When we opened. >> But it's legal still. >> When we opened uh. >> Is it legal still? >> Yes, it is. But there's when when we. opened Joey Roses, we got a liquor. license cuz there's a bar component. And. um. that we you know when we went in for the. liquor I learned so much about a liquor. license when we did that. You probably. did too when you opened Mothership. There's there's like all these rules.

like okay you're allowed to serve till. midnight on these nights but not till 2. and we'll let you go to two on these. nights but not till 4. >> and if you want to go till 4 it has to. be in this type of location where this. type of activity will never happen. meaning like a DJ that can offend. neighbors because of the base or or it's. got to be situated in a way where people. will not be congregating outside cuz the. venue is large enough to hold them. >> There's all this [ __ ] but like that 4.

a.m. [ __ ] is going away. I don't think I. don't think they want it in New York. anymore because of you know people get. [ __ ] up and they're puking outside and. then the residents are getting pissed. off and. >> what do you think is going to happen if. this uh how do you say his name? Mandani. guy. I don't know how to say his name, but I didn't. >> say his name, Jamie. >> Zoron. Mom Donnie. So, it's like. >> Say it again. >> Zoron. Almost like the movie. I think. >> I. >> say the whole name. >> Mom Donnie. >> I'm going to use that as my uh ringtone.

from now on. >> Mom Donnie. >> You saying that? >> Mom Donnie. >> I admittedly know very little about this. guy. All I really know is half the. people seem excited and half the people. seem like it's the worst thing ever. So. part for the course, I guess, in. politics. >> Well, young people are very excited. Yeah, >> young people think they're going to. we're going to give communism a try. Yay. Let's see what happens. I know he. wants to jack up a lot of taxes for. businesses. I don't understand business. enough to comment on that. I don't know.

whether that would be beneficial overall. for the net good of everybody or not, but I'm always skeptical when they want. more money. >> Does he want to jack up taxes on all. businesses or just. >> I don't know. certain level businesses. >> I don't know. I think he wants to change. the tax code in New York to be the same. for businesses as it is for New Jersey, which is a little higher. >> Believe it or not, New Jersey is a. little higher than New York. >> That city is making it, in my opinion, uh absolutely impossible for mom and pop.

businesses to continue to function. And. it's starting to happen more and more. everywhere. That's that's a shame. because that's one of the coolest things. about New York City. >> is that you can go into these little mom. and pop shops. >> Um we went to a sandwich shop. I wish I. could remember the name of it. >> Um near where Taylor Swift's house is. Taylor Swift used to own a house there. This is how we know that, right? >> There was a bunch of gals. We parked. over in the corn. We parked on the. street to eat our sandwiches. And we're. like, "What the [ __ ] is going on at that.

house?" And it was all these girls would. pause in front of the house and they. would get pictures taken. they would, you know, and have like their perfect. angle and look cute in front of Taylor. Swift's house. >> So these [ __ ] poor people that used. to, you know, they bought this house, think this is a dope house. They might. not have even known. >> or they thought it would be cool. It. used to be Taylor Swift, but everyone's. going to know it's not anymore, so no. big deal. No, they take pictures in. front of your house every day. >> That's so funny. the juxtaposition of. those images, a bunch of hot chicks. posing perfectly and then a bunch of.

dudes in a hot car eating hogies. >> from like the most classic old school. Italian deli that we found in in. wherever that area is. >> What do you know? You do you don't. remember the part of town at all? >> I don't. I could find it if I wanted to. go through my phone. I could find it cuz. I sent it to my friend Tommy when we. were going down there. But I feel like I. have to know the place you're talking. about if I it's probably a place I've. been I feel like I've been to every. sandwich place in New York City. >> Anyway, it was good.

>> Yeah, it was really good. >> I'm sure. >> And uh it's a mom and pop spot that's. been there since like 19 fucking60 or. some [ __ ] Yep. >> You know, been there forever. >> I mean, look at Cats now, dude. Now, part of this is. >> Cats is the best. >> Part of this is tourism. Their. sandwiches are $29 [ __ ] dollars. Shut. up and just pay them. They've been. around since the 1800s. Stop being a. [ __ ]. >> It's worth it. It's worth 50 bucks. The. greatest [ __ ] sandwiches on the known. planet. >> When you go there at 2:00 in the morning.

and you get a [ __ ] pastrami Reuben. from Cat's Deli at 2:00 in the morning. with steak fries. Oh my god. >> It's a nice lifesaver late night here. >> Oh my god. >> I was a big Carnegie deli guy. >> Carnegie is great. >> They're gone. >> Yeah, they went under. >> They're gone. You know, Jerry's Famous. Deli in in LA was amazing. I think. they're all gone. I think they they. closed a bunch of them. They closed the. one near where I used to live in. Woodland Hills, and then they closed the. one in Studio City, I believe, which was. the big one. >> Wait, is Jerry's What's the one that.

just got shut down? Shut down for health. code stuff. The one that had the. godmother, the Italian sandwich that. everybody loved and everybody goes down. near the beach, I think. >> Well, I don't know that story. >> I think. >> you're in the restaurant business, son. You know, you know, restaurant rumors. and gossip and you're like, you know, the one they they the code violation. like what. what what [ __ ] Google news feed are. you on? You're on a different Google. News feed than. >> you know restaurants per Taylor Swift.

That's your barometer. You're like it's. this close to Taylor Swift's house. That's all I know. >> I just imagine being those poor people. B, what is it? God b Delhi. Something. just happened where they they shut down. for. >> That's in LA. >> Yeah. >> And they got in trouble for something. >> I don't know if they got in trouble. I. want to make sure I'm not speaking out. of out of school here. Yeah. Health. department. Yeah. >> Shut down for what? >> I think they were pretty v Oh, it says. the word vermin. That's never good. >> Oh, that's not good. They got hit with. rats.

>> God, that's a. >> See, everybody hates the coyotes in LA. Yeah. >> But if you don't have coyotes, you have. rats. You have a lot more rats than you. do have. Yeah, >> you need them to keep the you guys. [ __ ] up. >> Temporary closure working to reopen. >> Okay. >> They got to kill all the rats. >> I hope they fix it. >> I'll tell you that's the thing I never. expected in New York. >> Rats. >> Yeah. It's like you open a food place in. New York. You open anything in New York. Rats is on your checklist. >> Yeah. >> Of what you have to be ready to deal. with. I mean, it's crazy. It's crazy. And the city just acts like, well,

>> that's the city. >> That's your problem. >> Why don't you fix the rats thing a. little bit? They cannot. >> No, >> they cannot. >> Those rats got bold during They evolved. during CO, dude. >> Yeah, >> they walk right up to you now in New. York. They didn't used to do that. Rats. used to scurry if they saw anybody. >> They walk up to you now. >> Like, it's wild. They evolved. I I heard. a thing. >> They probably had to get more aggressive. to survive cuz all the food got cut off. cuz there was no restaurants open. >> Well, also too, the places that were. shut down, so many shut their doors but.

left their stock and abandoned ship. So, the rats got in there and it was. [ __ ] you know, it was Charlotte's. Web, the the [ __ ] the rat at the. picnic, whatever that [ __ ] Templeton. >> Uh, they just had a field day. >> Um, but somebody told me, a construction. guy told me once, he goes, "Dude, rats. are some of the smartest [ __ ]. creatures on earth." He goes, "Scaffolding, when they're scaffolding on a building, when they when they're doing work on a. building, it opens everything up and and. rats tend to come." He said, "Sometimes. what they'll do is they'll hang dead. rats from the scaffolding and other rats.

will see the dead rats and go, don't. [ __ ] with that place." Isn't that. [ __ ] crazy? >> That's crazy. >> Isn't that crazy? >> If they see a dead rat, they run. >> Well, I would done no research to see if. it's true. >> If I go into a neighborhood on horseback. and I see a dude [ __ ] hanging by the. front door, I'm like, "Oh, this is not a. good spot to stop. Let's keep moving.". we had to put in in the basement when we. were sealing off some um potential entry.

points because you really got to seal. your basement off. That's a key thing in. New York. >> Can is it possible to seal it off from. rats? >> How about this, dude? Ready for this? >> Yeah. >> We had to seal off some potential entry. points that the previous tenant had. left. The the exterminator guy we. brought in, he goes, "Uh, here's how you. have to do this. You have to mix glass. with the concrete. So if a rat does try. to chew through it, it will get hurt. from the glass and it will not try to do. it again. If you just have concrete, they will eat through the [ __ ].

concrete. >> They create a hole. >> It's insane. >> And they can get through like a nickeliz. hole. >> Oh, it's insane. >> Yeah. Their their bones are flexible. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's insane. They're. fascinating creatures and also. disgusting. >> Do you ever watch the Netflix series on. them? The documentary Rats? >> The thing the the guy that died did. Superersize Me, right? Mhm. >> Is that his? >> Yeah, I think so. >> It is his. >> Yeah. Yeah. He died, right? >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> Um I don't I didn't know that that was. his, but it's really good. It's it it's.

And it talks about all the different. diseases they carry. And then um all. over the country, like there's rats. everywhere. And one of the things that. they cover is the amount of rats that. are in New York City where it's like. it's all an assumption. They don't know. They never met weighed them. They think. the biomass of rats is equal to the. biomass of people. >> I don't doubt it. >> Do you know how crazy that is, dude? >> That's insane. >> Do you know how crazy if that's true? That is so nuts. That's so That's so. many rats. Like, you'll never get them.

out of there. >> It's [ __ ] insane. It looks There's. There's shots in that movie. where they're so on top of each other. It looks like World War Remember when. World War Z came out and like they did. the thing in that movie where the. zombies like literally snowballed? >> Yeah. >> That it looks like that. Oh yeah, >> except with rats. >> Yeah, with rats. And where are they. getting enough food to sustain these. insane numbers? >> Well, they eat concrete apparently. >> [ __ ] dude. Have you ever seen a rat set. off a rat trap with a stick? >> No. This is what I'm talking about,

though. >> You watched a video. Now, here's the. thing. It's the There's a camera set up. in front of this rat trap. So, you don't. know if they taught the rat to do it. This is the fact that you could teach a. rat how to set off a rat trap so that it. could eat the food that's on the trap. >> Watch how he does it because he does it. with a stick, dude. >> Jesus Christ. >> Yeah. Watch this. So, here's the Check. this out. So, the rat comes in. He's. like, "Oh, I know what this [ __ ] is. This is designed to [ __ ] kill me.". Oh, I see. Springs. Okay, cool. Cool. Go.

over here and trip that [ __ ]. So, he comes back with a stick, dude. I mean, how crazy is that? Now watch. Watch when the trap goes off. He doesn't. even flinch. >> He doesn't even flinch. >> Holy. >> Cuz he's probably done this a hundred. times. When the trap flips, if this is a. real video, and I don't know that it's a. real video. The only thing that makes me. think it's a real video, and it's going. to sound crazy, is that it's from like. two years ago. >> Yeah. >> Two years ago, you used to be able to. tell if something was fake. >> Yeah.

>> That's how nuts the world has gotten. >> I know, dude. I know. I'm watching a. channel on YouTube. It's called Skywalker Stories, and it's. a guy that with with AI. creates these little Star Wars vignettes. of things all the fans always wanted to. see, but we never got to see. >> Oh, wow. >> They're [ __ ] awesome. They're. awesome. But dude, he'll make it with. like it'll be Luke, but like Return of. the Jedi Luke, >> like Mark Hamill. Young Mark H. Yeah.

>> This is it. >> Look at this, dude. >> Whoa. This is all AI. >> Look at this, bro. >> Okay, old friend. The voices even. >> Oh my god, dude. Oh, this is incredible. >> It's nuts. >> This is AI. >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. This is We're [ __ ] dude. >> We're done. >> This is so good. >> And it sound He sounds exactly like. Mark. He looks It's crazy, dude. >> It's It looks better than like the video. that you would get back then.

>> Yes. Yes. >> It's so much clearer. >> Keep it going, dude. Okay. >> Are we going to get in trouble for this? We're just promoting them. >> Star Wars, Luke Skywalker Encounters, Darth Bane. >> There's a first catch. Check his hand. Watch his hand. >> Five fingers there. >> Right. >> Six fingers there. >> Five fingers there. Six fingers there. >> Six fingers. Yeah. >> Pause it. >> Five. Six. >> Where's the six? That looks like five. >> Switched. It just switched.

>> Oh. When did he have six? 1 2 3 four. >> It blends. See that index finger? >> Oh no. >> Jamie, you're like a wizard. >> Catching this [ __ ] dog. >> How you catching that? >> This is a lie. There is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. >> All right, this is a little weak. I. would have got a better voice actor for. that. >> Well, this kid this kid's working in a garage, >> bro. You know who had the [ __ ]. creepiest I watched it again uh on the.

flight yesterday. Um the uh the newest. noserado. >> Yeah. Robert Robert Edgars. >> Yeah. The the dude who played um. Pennywise. >> Yeah. Um uh Bill Scarsgard. >> He's [ __ ] amazing in this movie. >> He's a great actor. >> It's the best vampire movie of all time. >> He's a great actor. He's a great actor. >> That movie is creepy. >> I liked it. I thought it was beautifully. shot. My favorite will always be Copela. Francis Ford Copala's Bram Stoker's. Dracula. >> That was a great one.

>> The one with Hopkins and Gary Oldman. Gary Oldman was incredible. >> Still man, >> Reeves, Winona Ryder. Yeah, >> that was a classic. >> Old man still scares me in that movie. >> Oh, he was amazing. But that was It's. interesting because that broke ground, right? Because that was the first like. mindbending. of the vampire movies. Like he was a. mindbender. Like he would transform. states in front of you. He was there. He. was gone. He was an old man. All of a. sudden it was like a mindbending almost. like psychedelic vampire. Can I tell you.

the two things that took me out of. nowhere? >> Yeah, please do. >> I don't want to ruin it for you. >> Dick. >> No, >> you stood up with a dick. >> No, that was fine. >> I said the cons, not the pros. >> No, I didn't like that he had a. mustache. >> Oh, I love that. >> That bothered me that Dracula is. trimming his mustache every morning. >> I love it. Uh, >> I loved it. >> And this is not Robert Edgar's fault. This is the original story, but it. finally dawned on me in every Dracula. story. It's always based on him trying.

to buy real estate to go to London. And. I'm like, why does he need a house? I. don't understand. He's Dracula. >> Cuz he's got to have a place to put his. coffin at night, dog. >> I guess so. >> 100%. >> Seems like he could just go run the. [ __ ] city if he wanted. >> No, no, no, no, no. There's another one. that's really good. >> Underrated. Yeah. Last Voyage of the. Demiter. >> I saw that. I liked it. I liked it. Yeah. >> Underrated. A little obvious with the. CGI, right? A little like that doesn't. look real. like they weren't quite where. they're at now. >> Yeah.

>> Which is pretty crazy because that was. just a few years ago. >> So, interesting movie trivia. Do Last. Voyage was originally supposed to be an. actual prequel to the Copa movie. >> Oh, >> it was actually supposed cuz remember in. the Copa movie there's they show the. sequence where there's the blood hitting. the sails and all that stuff. Uh-huh. >> That was actually supposed to be a legit. connected prequel, which god damn. Could. you imagine if that movie was [ __ ]. Gary Oldman? >> Oh my god. >> Dracula.

>> Gary Oldman and Copala directing it. Oh. my god. That would be insane. >> So yeah, >> Gary Oldman was such a good Dracula. >> Oh my god. >> Woo. He believed it. >> Yeah. >> Remember when he accidentally um Ke Ree. accidentally gets a cut. >> and he licks the [ __ ] blade? >> Yeah. Yeah, this is the creepiest. [ __ ] Oh, >> and it's go that's testament to old man. >> He's like he's not he doesn't just lick. it. He's like trembling while he like.

it's like it's almost like sexual, you. know? >> It's like Hunter Biden with crack. >> Yes, >> that's what it was. Like, pull it up. Pull it up, Jamie. >> Yeah. Can we pull up the video of. Dracula talking about why blood is so. good? When he accidentally cuts Keano. Reeves, he's like shaving him or. something, right? >> Yeah. Keanu shaving. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He. comes by him and starts shaving him. >> He's shaving Keanu, which is even. creepier. >> You got Dra Dracula and a straightedge. razor. >> Oh my god. >> That's what it was, right?

>> Yeah. Look at that castle. >> 30th May, Castle Dracula. >> 30th of May. >> Strange things which I dare not confess. to my own soul. The count. The way he. looked at me in his picture fills me. with dread. As if I have a part to play. in a story that is not. >> Yeah, this is not what I want to hear. Scooch up a little bit. >> Cut yourself. >> Here it goes. >> It is more dangerous than you think. >> Great.

>> A foul bowl of men's. vanity. Perhaps you should grow a beard. [Laughter]. Bro, >> Hunter Biden and Crack right there. >> Oh my god. >> No. Okay, that's good. That's good. >> Yeah, >> Scarsgard is better. The Scarsgard.

Noserado is scarier. It's creepier. It's. more supernatural. It's different. Now. old. >> that the problem was the makeup back. then looked goofy. >> Oldman when he turns into the bat. >> Oh it's wild dude. >> when he looks like the bat monster. >> See if you can get to. >> he's in here. Is it. >> is he in there. >> trailer? I don't think he is. I think. >> No, they don't. They like show him maybe. like in shadow. I don't think they like. really show him. >> Have it knows Fatu pops out of the. coffin. >> There he That's what he looked like. You.

can see that image. That's when he's. dying at the end. >> Spoiler alert thing. >> Spoiler alert. Um, get to that picture. in the middle where you see the bluish. one. Yeah, like that one. That's what he. looked like, >> bro. It was way creepier. >> It's a great lookier. >> It was way creepier. >> I don't want the mustache. >> The mustache makes it. It makes it. It. was amazing. And it was creepy in that. movie. Like he tricked him into signing. over his wife in a contract cuz he did. it in my native tongue.

>> Yeah. Yeah. >> It's like the way he's talking. Here it. is. Here. Give me some volumes. [Music]. Oh, it doesn't uh doesn't pop up. >> into you. I don't even know what's. playing right now. >> He didn't pop up. >> No, I cut it off. I think it's too new. to still to be on YouTube. >> You pop up, you get to see his dick. >> They're also. fully naked vampire. It was a That was a. terrifying vampire. That was the best. vampire movie I think ever. >> And I will say too, that's the first and. I've seen a lot of vampire movies.

>> Me, too. That's the first one I've ever. seen where they where he sleeps naked. and you're like, "Well, of course he'd. sleep naked." They always have him. sleeping in his cape and everything. >> When you got a hog like Dracula does. Yeah. >> You want You want to let that. [ __ ] air out. >> Yeah. >> He had a hog on him. >> Do you like horror movies a lot? >> Love them. I love horror movies. I love. a good one. A really good one. >> Mhm. >> It just um I'm really looking forward to. the um the new Frankenstein. >> I'm excited about that.

>> That's going to be great. I'm excited. about that. And Edgar's next movie, >> Murphy as Dr. Frankenstein is going to. be [ __ ] insane. >> I'm excited about Frankenstein. And and. uh his next movie is uh it's called It's. called Were Werewolf, and it's a. werewolf movie. >> Yes. I'm like, >> Yeah. Edgars. Yes. That's going to be. >> Yeah, that's that's what we need. We. need a real goodwolf movie. We haven't. had one since an American Werewolf in. London. >> Yeah, those are they're tough to come. by, man. >> Wolf Man was okay. The Benio Doro one. I.

like that one. >> You know what the cool thing was? When. he train when he changed in front of all. those doctors when they got him strapped. in, they said, "This man is an insane. person. He believes he's going to become. a wolf.". >> Yeah. Yeah. They're all laughing at him. And then Del Toro screams, "I will kill. all of you.". >> Yeah. And then it just starts popping. That was also Rick Baker. Same guy who. did the special effects for American. Werewolf in London. He did it for that. too. >> And Thriller. >> And Star Wars. And Thriller. Yeah. And. Thriller. Um he's uh I like the wolf.

man. I like um the howling. >> We're grown men going I like the wolf. man. He's kind of my favorite. The. howling was good. Grown men talking. about their favorite werewolf movies. I. didn't see that new Wolf Man. Some. people told me it was good. Some people. told me it sucked. >> It sucked. >> Sucked. >> Sucked dick. >> Damn. >> It sucked. We did. We I I have a horror. movie podcast and we reviewed it. >> Do you really? You have a horror movie. podcast. It's called We'll See You in.

Hell. Uh yeah, and. >> great name. >> Thank you, man. Um but yeah, me and my. buddy Pat that I was talking about do it. together and we've been doing it for a. long time, but we we I have a massive. horror movie collection. So, >> let me ask you this. Yeah. >> What your opinion is, what do you think. is the scariest movie of all time? >> I will tell you for me it remains to be. The Exorcist. And I appreciate how scary. I find it that I will infrequently watch. it because I never want that to wear off. because I've seen so many horror movies. at this point. It's very hard to find.

something where I'm actually freaked. And The Exorcist probably a lot to do. with Catholic upbringing and a lot of. the and and then that was a movie when I. was growing up where people would say, you know, the devil could actually. >> reach you if you watch that movie. You. know, it had so much great lore around. it. >> All of that just sits with me. subconsciously when I watch it. I I think it is the scariest movie I've. ever seen and follows, by the way, in my. opinion,

what is necessary component to make a. great horror movie. It has to be. inescapable. So, in other words, what I'm saying is. is like the the horror must be. inescapable. Nightmare in Elm Street, right? >> You fall asleep, Freddy comes. You're. going to have to fall asleep, man. >> Right. Right. Right. Right. Friday the. 13th. You're a bunch of kids. You're. stuck at the camp. There's no cell. phones. Nobody's got a car. You're. stuck. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Oh, guess what? All the people you're. running from run the [ __ ] town around.

you. The Exorcist. It's your daughter. She's upstairs in your home. You cannot. leave. Once you set the parameters that. you cannot leave the horror, then all bets are off. But there's too. many horror movies where you're like, >> "Well, just [ __ ] d leave. >> You know, >> you should be a consultant. to get a look at the script and go, "Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, you can. just leave. Why Why doesn't he just.

leave? Why is he so invested in staying. in this town?". >> Well, he grew up here. He He wants to. make it right. Shut the [ __ ] up. That. doesn't make any sense. >> There's demons in that town. He would. get his [ __ ] car and he would drive. to another state. >> Yeah. >> He would tell the police or something. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's it's just it's it's. it's Am and Amityville is a classic. horror movie, but the whole Eddie Murphy. had the joke about in the 80s. He's. like, "Just get the [ __ ] out of the. house." Like, just leave the [ __ ]. house. I don't understand. >> the the Amityville one. There's a bunch. of them that are weird because they're. based on like The Conjuring.

>> It's based at least a little bit on real. stories. >> Yeah. >> And everybody wants to dismiss haunted. houses. Me, too. I do too. I think. people are kooky. They make things up. They definitely do. But also, there's. too many stories about places being. haunted. And just because you haven't. experienced it doesn't mean it's not. true. >> Yeah. >> Imagine if by for whatever reason, maybe. some horrible thing happens in this. house and it opens up a portal. >> to another place. >> Yeah. And then spirits from that other. place can travel through to that spot.

because you've done such a someone's. done such a terrible thing in that house. like. >> some axe murderer in that house and then. for whatever the the amount of pain and. suffering that took place in that spot. opened up a portal to another place. >> Yeah. >> And things come through there. >> I look I want it to be true. >> Did you ever see Event Horizon? >> Yeah. I love Event Horizon. I love Event. Horizon. >> Opening up portals. >> Yes. >> I [ __ ] love that movie. And it's. another one that people dismiss and I'm. like, "No, it's good.". >> Again, you're trapped.

>> Yeah. You're trapped. >> They go through that goofy wormhole in a. spaceship. They're stuck. You can't get. away from it. It's Hellraiser. It's a. Hellraiser in space. >> Everyone's possessed. >> Yes. >> It's good. >> Yeah. >> It's a It's also It opens up like. if if hell was a real place. Like that's. you get you could do so much when you're. doing space stuff like you're [ __ ]. creating wormholes. It's like, okay, let's imagine hell's a real place and. let's imagine you open up a doorway to. it accidentally and bring someone onto. your spaceship. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Let's go.

>> Like, it's so there's when you do. something with space with aliens, I. remember reading that when I was uh. young when I I wanted to be a comic book. illustrator and one of the things that I. was reading in this book of how it. illustrate things like the aliens are. the ultimate thing that you can draw. because no one can tell you what it. looks like. Mhm. >> It could just be anything. >> You can make it up. >> And that's why I get so mad that every. Alien movie that comes out, it's like I. saw one recently. I can't remember the.

name of it. We watched it for the show. I don't remember, but I I remember on. the show going, "Guys, we're doing the. big head with the big black eyes again. You can draw. Do anything.". >> Yeah, you can do anything. >> Anything. If I hear one more alien in a. movie with the [ __ ] predator rattle, the I'm like, "Enough, guys. Do. something new." Like, >> it it it sky's the limit. >> The thing is, Alien number one. >> Oh, yeah. >> Ridley Scott was so good.

>> It's great. >> It was so good that no one even talks. about that. It's a female lead. >> Mhm. >> No one even talks about it. No, >> it's not just a female lead. She's the f. spoiler alert, she's the [ __ ] hero of. the whole movie. >> It's [ __ ] awesome. >> And kills it. But she's so good and the. movie's so good that no one even brings. that up. No, >> it's not even a a second thought. It's. just like that movie scared the [ __ ] out. of me. And that movie came out in 1979.

>> 79. >> Yeah. >> And it was just the right amount of. seeing the alien. You didn't see it all. the time. It was sneaking around. It was. in It kept growing and getting bigger. Every time you turned around, it was way. bigger than it was before. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] Best tagline ever on a movie. In. space, no one can hear you scream. Like, what a great tagline. >> And it had the robot that betrayed. everybody. >> Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Uh uh Ian home. >> And it had these people that they were. going to sacrifice because they wanted. this biological weapon and that's why.

they went there in the first place. You're like, "Oh, people wouldn't do. that.". >> And now you go, "Oh, yeah, they would.". >> Yeah. And then of course, John Hurt. alien the the chest burst scene. >> Yeah. where it was just like, "What the. [ __ ] is about to happen here? >> What the [ __ ] dude?" when it comes. plopping out of his chest and runs on. the floor. Like, what the [ __ ] dude? >> The original trailer. [Music].

It's The trailer is so scary. Some weird sounds. >> Yeah. >> And you don't even get a peep at the. [ __ ] alien.

[Applause]. [Music]. Dude, holy [ __ ]. >> There should be an Oscar for trailers. >> You know, another really good one that. doesn't get a lot of love. Sputnik. >> I never saw Sp What's What's Sputnik? I. don't even know what it is. >> Sputnik is a Russian sci-fi alien movie. >> Okay. >> From like when when was that, Jamie?

>> How many years ago? The trailer is here. five years ago. So. >> five years ago. >> It's [ __ ] good, dude. It's all in. subtitles. >> So IFC Midnight, they've done IFC. Midnight does some cool [ __ ]. >> It's a a spoiler alert. It's a dude who. goes up in a a Russian spaceship and has. an encounter and comes back home and. he's got this parasite in his body. Okay. >> And this parasite comes out. >> Okay. >> It's [ __ ] wild, dude. It's wild. It's.

really good. It lives inside of him and. it keeps him alive. >> and then it comes out when he's. sleeping. >> It comes out of his mouth. It's like the. way it forms. It's really [ __ ]. creepy. And they're scary as [ __ ] man. >> And it's I was going to say it's like a. genuine monster comes out of him. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a [ __ ] scary ass. movie, man. >> I'll check this out. >> I know I'm I'm making it sound goofy, but it's it's good, dude. It's good. >> It sounds [ __ ] awesome. All right, I'll check it out. Look, there's par. there's like legitimate parasites on.

Earth that go so far as to like like. here's one. You know what the the. Cortiseps mushrooms parasites where they. take over spiders bodies and ants bodies. and then they explode in the air so that. the the the the spores Yeah. come out of. their body in like a big explosion. So. they infect everyone around them and. then all of them around them become like. these [ __ ] they get paralyzed by the. mushroom and get eaten by it and then. they explode. >> That's in um.

>> Dude, I hate Last of Us. >> I hate to ask you this. Can I pee pee? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh. Oh my god. >> I'm bursting over here. Hold on a. second. >> I'll be right back. >> I'll go too. We'll be right back, folks. >> It's like wow. >> Guy's [ __ ]. >> Yeah. >> Wild kid. >> There's still some people that remember. those days that live in Aspen. If you. find them, they'll talk to you about it. >> Yeah. like what it was like when he was. living up there. >> They said he would go down to the bars. and. >> Yeah. get blasted every night. There's a. funny um there's a funny song that got.

made from me and Greg Fitz Simmons. >> We read the what what Hunter S. Thompson. did during a day like a journalist and. like hung out with him. >> and and recorded like his day. And so. it's like it starts like when he wakes. up to like co when he starts doing. cocaine starts seriously doing cocaine. and this guy beardy man he put it to a. beat. >> Oh yeah. >> Have you ever heard it in the hot dog. [ __ ] champagne? >> Do you think do you think with with a. guy like Hunter Thompson?

because I honestly don't know. But like. do you think he's the one guy where that. being around that would still be would. it would have still been fun and. exciting and crazy and weird or do you. think like most guys you'd be like dude. you think it's going to be fun but it's. not it's kind of disturbing and. >> depends on who you are right it's like I. bet there's a lot of similar stories. about Ari. >> you know.

>> you know what I'm saying Yeah, that's a. good point. There's a lot of. >> It's like, you know, you talk to Johnny. Depp about it. Johnny Depp loved him. >> Yeah. >> Johnny loved him and him and Johnny were. really close because he played Johnny in. that movie and they became really good. friends. >> Yeah. Yeah. The uh Yeah. John Cusack had. a good story that he told about going up. to that to that compound or whatever you. call it. And he said he he said he went up he was. so excited that he finally got the. invite and he went up for like a long.

weekend. got there on like a Wednesday. and he said, "Then like Wednesday. happens, Thursday happens." And he's. like, "Hunter, you know, man, thanks for having me, but. what the [ __ ] are all these stories I. keep hearing?" Uh, and then he said, Hunter Thompson said, "Don't worry, my. boy. This weekend there will be games.". And then he said, "Friday hit and it was. just like the rocket went off and that. was, you know, >> so he was probably writing. >> He was Yeah, it was probably like we're. drinking and all but who cares? And. then, you know, >> you can't do cocaine every night, right?

I wouldn't think so. >> You could. >> I mean, >> well, we were just just as we were. leaving, Jamie told us that Aussie died. >> N Yeah. >> Yeah. Just as we were leaving, speaking. of which, speaking of the guy who he. burned the candles at both ends, lad. >> Dude, he just he just performed. Yeah. >> It always happens like this. It's like. he did do like there cannot not be a. correlation between hanging up the job. and death. He did the final Black.

Sabbath show. This is it. All four. original guys. >> Uhhuh. >> He's He died two weeks later. >> Mhm. >> That's [ __ ] insane, man. That's. insane. Did they Weren't they supposed. to do one more show? It was like one. last Ozfest. >> I don't know. I think people just decide. it's enough and that he was struggling. for a long time. So if you get a. debilitating disease like Parkinson's. and it just slowly robs you of your. ability to move and your your wit and.

everything, it just slowly takes it all. away from you. >> He said too, if I could borrow your. lighter, thank you. He said he said to. um he did a recent interview where he. said um you know he's in that he's in. immen he was in immense pain because of. the surgery he had on his back or. whatever it was and he was saying like. that the they he didn't need the surgery. he was miss it was something along the. lines that this it was bad advice for. him to get the surgery something like. that and had he not gotten it he would.

have had more mobility and and whatever. and I was like that. >> really sucks dude you know. >> was it back surgery. >> I think it his back surgery. >> And I and I got the impression from what. he was saying, >> him like having to sit in a chair and. stuff during the shows had way less to. do with Parkinson's and way more to do. with. >> this pain from this back thing. Yeah. >> Surgeons night for the last time to. correct spinal damage he incurred in a. late night fall in 2019.

Um, so that's when he did it. So, a fall. aggravated an injury he sustained in a. quad Oh, that remember that quad bike. crash. He got really [ __ ] up. >> I I don't remember that. What happened? >> Uh he um he crashed one of those. off-road bikes and almost died. I think. he got pinned underneath it. It was bad. It was real bad. I remember reading. about it thinking I think he was in the. hospital for quite a while. So, this new. thing was he aggravated. He fell and he.

aggravated whatever he injured back. then. >> Yeah. >> Oh, a quad bike. So, it's like an ATV or. whatever. >> Mhm. They're [ __ ] They're kind of. dangerous, you know? They're heavy and. they're fast and people fall off of. them. >> And he was in 2003 he was still able to. do something like that. Wasn't 2003, wasn't he? Wasn't that the period of the. Osbornes where he was all shaky and like. >> shuffling around? >> That might have been why he crashed, right? He might have thought he could do. it and couldn't hold on to the steering. wheel or the the handlebars correctly.

>> Jesus Christ. >> You know, because if you're on one of. those things and it's [ __ ] bouncing. off, he could easily like. >> go to if your hands aren't working good. You can't hold on to the bars anymore. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, man. That's a big one, man. You. lose some of these people that you you. just think they'll always be there. It's. like an Aussie is one of them. I. remember when Michael Jackson died, Atel. said to me, he goes, "It's kind of. weird. It's like somebody telling you. there's no more vanilla." Like, it's. just this part of your life. There are.

people that are just this. They're. there. You know, Neil Per dying [ __ ]. me up like that. I was like, "Wait, there's no more Rush, >> right? >> Wait, what?". >> Right. >> Bowie, Prince, you know, you're like, >> Prince was a hard one. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It's it's it's that's a bummer, man. I'm. glad they got to do. >> Tom Petty was another hard one. >> I saw him two days before he died. >> He died the same way as Prince. >> Yeah. >> Got some bad [ __ ] pain pill pain. pills. >> Well, when I found out he died from the.

pain pills thing, >> it made sense. His show was great. I. almost didn't go. I almost didn't go to. the show cuz I was like, I don't know, man. Tom Petty's cool. Yeah, I guess. My. friend was like, bro, how many more. chances are we going to have to see Tom? I go, yeah, you're right. Let's go. I. went. It was amazing. I was like, thank. God I went. And we were all laughing. during the show. We're like, "Man, he's. high as shit.". >> Did he look high as [ __ ]. >> Yeah. And between songs, he'd be like, "Look at this, man. This is love, dude.". Like, >> he just sounded like a classic pthead, you know?

>> Yeah. >> From the 60s. >> And then two days later, he died and. then the pill came thinking and I was. like, "Oh man, I think he was ripped on. [ __ ]. >> whatever cocktail they had him on or. whatever, you know?" But he was awesome. He put on a [ __ ] show. Still hit all. the notes. Still played the guitar. Great. He was great. >> A lot of people that just get hurt and. then they turn to those goddamn pills. and then once they get on those pills, they can't get off. >> Pill addiction is a [ __ ] man. >> It's like one of his last shows. >> His final show. >> His final show at Hollywood Bowl. >> Yeah.

>> Wow. >> Yeah. So, I think I saw the second to. last. Yeah. He did that a lot. He was. Yeah. It was a lot of hands up in the. air. >> He was a bad [ __ ] She was an. American Girl. >> Came out of the gate with that. >> dude. >> Opened with American Girl. Did he. really? >> Yeah, dude. It was just like banger. after banger. >> You realize like how many hits that guy. had? Oh my god, he has so many hits. >> I saw Elton John once at the Outside. Lands in San Francisco. >> Talk about a guy with. >> brother. >> hits. >> Two and a half hours. Every song was a.

hit and he didn't even touch the Lion. King [ __ ] I was like I was like like he. skipped the Lion King and still went two. and a half hours with nothing but hits. >> Bro, Rocket Man is so good. Dude, I only. like to listen to it with headphones on. >> H, that song rules. >> It's so good, dude. There's so much. emotion in that song. >> Have you seen him live? >> No. >> So, dude, you'll appreciate this. He came out with. open with the [ __ ] back, right? Which. is a great opener. >> And he changes into the costumes and.

[ __ ] So, it's awesome. >> The glasses. Does he wear the glasses? >> And uh he opens with the [ __ ] back. Song ends. Place is going [ __ ] crazy. Right. I'm getting chills talking about. it. I love concert stories. And um and. dude, he he stands up and he's like he's. doing all the like let's go. [ __ ] you know? Dude, he hits. the piano. He just goes. just hits the first chord of Benny and. the Jets. >> Wow. >> Just goes and goes like this and. everybody knows immediately.

>> this is. >> dude. He teased it for like a minute. >> Oh my god. He just went bent, crouched. cheer, bent, walks around to the [ __ ]. piano cover, >> is like slamming it, >> walks back around, bent, and then sits. down and starts it. And dude, oh my. >> god, man. >> Benny and the Jets. [ __ ] what a song. >> The uh the uh the other, if you'll if if. you'll indulge me in my concert.

memories, my other favorite thing I ever. saw at the concert, it was such a. [ __ ] cockroach move. I loved it. I. saw Metallica and Philly with Big Jay. >> Oh, wow. >> And we were so psyched cuz we're from. Philly and it's Metallica, whatever. And. they come out, they [ __ ] open with. Battery. The [ __ ] place is going. batshit, dude. Right. They end Battery. and James Headfield goes Philadelphia. Metallica is with you tonight. Are you. with Metallica? 30,000 people going.

[ __ ] crazy, right? And then he goes, "Give me an M. M. Give me an E. E. Give. me a T. T A. Give me an L. L. Give me. fuel. Give me fire. Give me." And they. rip into fuel, dude. >> Oh, [ __ ] yeah. >> Uh, and that was the first time I was. like, "This song is [ __ ] awesome.". Cuz I always kind of wrote it off like. in the load years. I was like, "Yeah, it's fine.".

>> It's a great song. Awesome song. >> There's a lot of songs that are better. in concert, too. >> You know, there's there's songs like if. you go to see Kiss, >> Rock and Roll All Night is better in. concert. >> Yeah. >> You know. Yeah. >> Cuz they're actually rock and rolling on. on the It was a giant hit already. Great. song already. Yeah. >> But if you get to see them do it in. concert, you're like, "Yes, there's. something about it." I saw their second. to last show because I'm friends with. Nick Jean's son and he got me and uh uh.

Paul Talia into uh the uh second to last. kiss show and he got us against the. stage. >> Wow, >> dude. They came down on [ __ ] risers. They opened with Detroit Rock City as. they were descending from the sky. >> with flames shooting up. >> Oh my god. >> It was [ __ ] crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, dude. It was wild.

>> Yeah. >> What a song. >> Paul Stanley flies over the audience at. one point. >> And it was that was a. >> radio. >> Yeah. And that bass field. >> Yeah. Oh my god. >> Um. >> I hate my song and it pulls me through. >> That. tick. Tell me what I got to do. I got to get. up. Get down.

>> You're going to listen to that later. >> Yeah. [ __ ] yeah. That's a classic, son. >> That that ticked a lot of my childhood. boxes cuz Nick brought me backstage and. I met Jean in full makeup. >> after the show. >> Wow. And then Shannon Tweed is his wife, you know, and she was in all the 90s. steamy. >> Yeah. All those horror movies, right? >> She was in a lot of like sexy steamy,

you know. >> Yeah. Was she in horror movies? >> She was in I think a couple, but she was. in a lot of those cinemaxy kind of like. a handyman comes to town and. >> Yeah. There was soft porn. It was like. not really porn. >> Yeah. >> But like, you know, hot romance. >> Yeah. >> That was back before people had porn. Isn't that crazy? And that thought, we'd call it Cinemax with We call it. Skinamax. There was terrible shows that. you would only watch cuz the lady would. eventually get naked. >> Yeah. >> Like Emanuel goes to France. Remember.

those? >> Oh yeah. >> They're the dumbest shows ever. Like. Jesus Christ, just like take her [ __ ]. clothes off. You had to sit there. because there was no rewinding and. pausing, you know, just to watch. >> Showtime did a thing called Showtime. after hours. >> That's right. >> And we had Showtime when I was a kid. And when I was 12 years old, I got a TV. in my room and I had Showtime on it. >> Wow. >> And I would do the thing where, you. know, it had the, you know, the button. they used to have on the controller. where you could hit the button, it would. flip between two channels. It was like. the arrow button where if you wanted to.

flip back and forth, you could just keep. hitting the button, it would go between. Yeah. >> You could pick two channels. >> Oh my god. >> And go back and forth. >> It's preparing you for no attention. span. So I Yeah, I Well, >> the original Tik Tok, >> it saved my ass because what I would do. is I'd put Showtime on one end and then. like SNL on the other end. >> Oh, so if someone came in the room, you. could quickly turn back. >> and my dad would frequently come into. the room and I'd switch it real quick. and he'd be like, "You better not be. watching. >> Oh, boy. >> Showtime." And I was like, "I'm not. I'm. not." And then he would leave back to.

Emanuel. >> Yeah. Meanwhile, >> that made you want to watch it ever. more. >> Oh god. It was. >> Cuz why is he telling me I can't watch. this? >> Forbidden fruit. He knew I was watching. it. >> Today, I think people just give their. kids phones and they just like you. figure it out. >> It's insane. >> Yeah. I mean, when we were kids, it was. really difficult to see something [ __ ]. up. I see something [ __ ] up every day. I see death and destruction and people. getting shot and I see it every day.

>> It's insane to me. And I will never ever. ever. put my driver's license information into. a porn website. >> again. >> for again. 12 times is enough. I've. learned. >> I I won't do it. I I'm just like, I'm. not doing this. But it is also still. insane to me that all you got to do to. look at a porn site is click a button. that goes, I swear I'm 18. You know, that's it. And you're in. You're [ __ ]. in. >> I I don't live in Texas. Well, >> you could have a VPN that says you live.

in Maine. >> Exactly. >> And then you All right. You're in. >> Yeah. >> It's like it's so easy to just skirt. around. >> It's It's a dumb thing. Like, you don't. think kids know about VPNs? Some phones. have VPNs built into them, don't they? >> Doesn't iPhone have a VPN built into it? >> I think so. I think it does. A lot of. websites now though, because I use a VPN. because in this day and age, why. wouldn't you with. >> people definitely steal people's. information from uh public Wi-Fi? You.

got to be careful of hackers. There's. people that are really good at getting. information from stuff. A buddy of mine. owns the racetrack around here. They. found a device attached to their. internet that was like some foreign. entity. They assumed China had set up. this device to so it was when Formula 1. was in town. So you got all these high. rollers and everybody's using the the. Wi-Fi. >> and you get all their passwords. It just. like siphons off all this stuff. So they. connected it. It's an ex somehow or.

another they got on the premises and. connected this external box. >> to their Wi-Fi router. >> That's [ __ ] insane. >> Insane. >> That's insane. >> Crazy. It's weird to think like that. that's possible that um they they've. done that not just there but they've if. if they've done it if they caught him. doing it at the racetrack for sure they. probably do it at all kinds of public. places like if you go to a see a. basketball game or a football game and. you use a public Wi-Fi at some place. there's a chance that there's some.

[ __ ] [ __ ] that's hacked into their. system and can figure out how to get. your banking information. Somebody told. me that the, you know, the the, you. know, the the card sliders or whatever. when you go to 7-Eleven or wherever. >> Uhhuh. >> Somebody told me about a year ago, never. never type your manually type your code. in because they said a lot of those, not. I'm not saying 7-Eleven does this, but. like there are places where they'll put. a camera in it so they can videotape you.

typing your number in and that's how. they steal pin codes. Oh, that makes. sense. >> Because, you know, >> they also have those, if you go to gas. stations, they have those things they. stick over the credit card reader. >> It's It looks like the credit card. reader, but it's like glued onto it and. it's theirs. It's like a skimmer, >> right? >> And so when you run your credit card. through it, they get all your. information when you punch in the. information. >> You are you talking about like how it. has the little hood over it? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, the little. thing you stick your card in when you go.

to get gas. >> or slide it through when you swipe it. They put one over that. >> So they take that one and they put their. own thing over on top of it. >> Jesus Christ. >> Yeah. A bunch of my friends have been. caught that way. What's your What's your. take? I'm very curious. What's your take on this increasing. threat to security? Like because there's. two takes on it. It it's it's, you know, getting protecting yourself.

more and more and more and more and more. and more and more and more. I'm in a. place where I'm just going, you know. what, guys? I don't [ __ ] care. anymore. This is too much of a pain in. the ass. I guess steal if you're going. to steal. I I can't I can't deal with. the the the the the. tedium of all this anymore of of putting. in two [ __ ] passwords to every. website, having to do a security pin. every time I want to log into my own. [ __ ] I It's exhausting to me. >> It is exhausting and it's it's only. going to get worse. um because. encryption is in real danger as.

computation power increases. >> The one of the big concerns that they. have about the idea of quantum computers. is that when quantum comput and I think. they think they can achieve this even. before quantum computing is like common. um that it kills all encryption. It can. solve it fast. It can it's just too too. much computation power. It'll find. whatever the number is that your your. you know your PIN is or your code is or. your password is. It'll figure it out. >> Are you uh are you nervous about AI? And.

part of it makes me nervous. Part of it. I'm like it's here and if it's used. correctly it could be a great tool but. you know are you a guy that's like. really freaked out uh by it or do you. just kind of accept it and go all right. well. >> both. I kind of accept it right and I I. use it all the time. I ask it questions. all the time. I use the thing on the. iPhone when you press the button and if. if Siri doesn't know [ __ ] which she. usually doesn't, that's where one of the. places where Google's way better. Like.

Google has this uh Gemini, Google. Gemini. When you press that button and. you you ask its assistant, it's way. better. It's way better than the Siri. assistant. Siri's like, I don't know. Siri's like a a high school teacher that. really is like kind of halfassing it. Yeah. Whereas Gemini is like a. legitimate professor that like wrote. his, you know, college essays on this. particular subject you're asking. questions about. >> Yeah. No, that's funny. Yeah. Siri's the. teacher. They're cool. She's not the. brightest, but she's cool. The other. guy, you're going to learn some [ __ ].

but you might find yourself in a weird. situation with him. >> That's Apple's main um issue that uh. people have with Apple. And there's been. like a lot of talk about whether or not. Tim Cook has dropped the ball, whether. there's people that want to remove him. as a CEO. And it's the way they've. integrated with AI, right, as opposed to. the way Samsung has integrated with AI, which is much better. And then Google, which is also much better. But they all. had their stumbles. >> Google's AI was woke at the beginning, and it was doing like female Nazis that. were Asian. Like you didn't you ever saw.

any of that? >> No. >> Oh, dude. Dude, it was doing a DEI. version of the Nazis, like no [ __ ]. There was a Native American woman with. like braids who was a [ __ ] Nazi. is so dumb cuz it didn't understand. It's like this is what we do with. everything. Everything is diversity and. equity is like no I'm looking I want you. to make Nazis like German dueling scars. on the face. >> Yeah. >> Scary people. Yeah. >> Scary evil people like from Indiana.

Jones. That's a Nazi. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> So it had to teach it to not do that. anymore. I often wonder, and this is a. bit conspiratorial, I guess, but I often. wonder if because it always it I always. found it outright confusing how bad Siri. was with Apple, especially because it. was Apple, right? >> I always wondered. I'm like, are they. make are they making it not good? >> No. Steve Jobs is dead. >> But so when they introduce the good.

version, you embrace it quickly. >> No, they don't do that. They don't They. don't do that. They definitely do slow. your old [ __ ] down. They've gotten. busted for that. >> and they say, "Well, we're just doing it. to maximize your battery life.". >> No, you're doing it to make my life. miserable as an iPhone 12 owner. >> with this new update. Now my [ __ ] is. slow as [ __ ] My battery dies quick. >> Yeah. I I will tell you one thing I. don't like that Apple's doing. >> And I'm an Apple user and they never. used to do this. You used to call.

customer service. You would ask, you. know, I'm having this problem. They'd. walk you through it as much as they. could. If it got to a breaking point, they'd say, "Okay, look. Can we do a. screen share so I can figure out what's. going on because something's not right. here." It was always last stitch effort. Now, three times I've had an issue, very. simple issue. How do I stop iCloud from. sending all my texts to my computer? Something very dumb that I just couldn't. figure out. Every time, first question. on customer service. Can we do a screen. share? First question. Every time I go,

"No, we don't need to do that. I'm smart. enough that if you tell me what to do, I'll do it." And they go, "Okay, no. problem." And then they tell you what to. do. And it's so easy. And I'm like, "Why. are you [ __ ] asking for a screen. share first?". >> Why do you think they're doing that? >> I just think it's more I don't know, gather data gathering, you know, getting. into your [ __ ] you know, whatever. I. don't know. It's weird, though. >> Certainly could be. >> It's weird. >> They get busted for There's tech. companies all the time get busted for.

taking data. they're not supposed to. take. It's the It's the It's What's. weird about it is it's a commodity that. nobody saw coming, >> right? So before like what was the first. I guess MySpace before that time and. even MySpace didn't really capitalize on. it in terms of like gathering your data. and selling it. Not to the extent of. like Google does it and Facebook does. >> Yeah. I mean, they they made billions. and billions of dollars giving you. amazing free products like Gmail and.

then selling things to you in. advertisements and siphoning off your. [ __ ] data. >> Yeah, it's I remember. uh going into Sirius XM. and again I like SiriusXM. I'm not. [ __ ] on it, but I remember going. into Sirius XM when they first started. doing this and you'd go in and you and. you you always had to sign in, but the. sign in suddenly was address, phone. number, all this extra email, all this extra.

>> you had to type it in. >> And I would say I would kind of argue. with the person. I Why do I have to type. all this in? I'm going to talk to Big. Jay right now about porn on the radio. for 20 minutes. >> Email. >> It was and it was I'm like, this is data. collection. and you're collecting my. data. Now, what you're going to do with. it, I don't know. Hopefully, >> that's the thing. They can just sell it. They just sell it. And that's why you. get these weird text messages, >> right? >> Like, you have been approved. Oh, I've. been approved. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh my god. I always I get 10 of those a. day and I always wonder like who's.

clicking on these things? Like, who's. falling for these things? >> Yeah, dude. >> Somebody must be. >> I know a guy. Ready for this? This is. how [ __ ] up this [ __ ] is. I know a. guy. He's got single dad has a daughter. his daughter is maybe 10, 12. He told me he got a phone call, a guy being like, "We have your. daughter.". >> Oh, I've heard of those. >> This whole thing, right? >> Yeah. >> So, he's he's a savvy guy and he's like, "Okay, okay." Right. He goes, "We're.

going to let you talk to her." He goes, "The a girl got on the phone. It was my. daughter's voice.". >> Oh my god. >> They somehow were able to replicate my. daughter's voice. So, clearly they were. tapped into me somehow. And he said he called the school and. [ __ ] told the principal that like go. to her classroom and tell me she's there. right now. And the piece of the. principal's like, "I assure you, Mr. and. he goes, get off your [ __ ] go [ __ ]. right." And screamed at her. And the. lady like ran down the hall in a huff, whatever. And she came, she's like,

"She's she's she's here. She's here. She's here. What's going on?" He goes, "Thank you very much." And hangs up. >> Whoa. >> But he told me, dude, he goes he goes, "Dude, I have firearms." He goes, "I I. was strapped up. I was ready to go to. where they were saying to go and like. get [ __ ] busy if it came down to it. >> Jesus Christ. >> But it's like that's how [ __ ]. advanced all this [ __ ] is. I mean, >> well, it's only the beginning. They're. going to be able to do I mean, look at. that Luke Skywalker video. >> Perfect. >> The crazy thing is like this is it's. happening so quickly. We have have.

adapted so quickly. That would have been. impossible 3 years ago. And now we're. like, "Oh, wow. Look where it is." It's. like we're watching this thing evolve in. front of us like a life form. >> There's the Will Smith one. Um, >> which one? Oh, I am legend. >> No, it's um I can't remember if it was. on TikTok or whatever, but Okay, so. apparently. two years ago there was this video that. made the rounds on the internet and it.

was Will Smith eating spaghetti and it. was. >> Oh, that's right. computerenerated. Yeah. Yeah. It looked terrible. >> It looked ridiculous and it was funny. and it was just a thing to laugh at. >> He goes, "I want to show you guys now. Will Smith eating spaghetti." And Joe, >> it's perfect. >> It's Will Smith eating spaghetti. >> Oh yeah, it's perfect. >> Yeah, it's insane. >> Well, Hollywood has known about this for. a long time and it's one of the things. that scared the [ __ ] out of them. And. one of the one of the weird things. they've done is they've made deals with. extras. Like they want to make deals.

with extras where they have your. likeness forever so they don't have to. pay you again. So they just use you and. just twist your face a little and change. this and change that and change your. skin tone and take take your hair off, put hair on. >> and they could just use you forever for. background. >> And guess what? As as you and I sit here. and go, "That's insane, right?" Which it. is, as we were talking about earlier, desperation. You're a struggling actor. I need this. [ __ ] job. I can't. So you go, "Okay, that's fine. I guess just do it.". >> And then what if you take take off?

That's what's crazy. What if h what. happens and you take off? >> The one you're. >> [ __ ] They own you forever. >> The one Hollywood AI thing that I liked. that they did was. uh James Earl Jones before he died and I. believe this is real. He went in to. Disney Lucasfilm. and they recorded a ton of his voice. so he can be Darth Vader forever. >> Oh. And I was like, "Okay, that I I get.

that. That I get.". >> You know, I even get if you told me, "Hey, Disney's going to make a new. Indiana Jones movie with 25-year-old. Harrison Ford and it's fake, but you're. going to think you're watching 25." I. would watch that. I'd be excited to. watch it. >> Yeah, you'd get sucked in, >> you know? But some of the other [ __ ]. the extra stuff is really But here's the. thing with the extras thing. when when g. um not galdo uh Peter Jackson when he. did Lord of the Rings.

they created a technology with the orcs. remember there were all the big orc. battles. >> all those orcs are fake they were able. to computer generate thousands of orcs. based on five actual people in makeup so. they could affordably create these epic. battles that they never would have been. able to shoot otherwise. >> so I'm like is it that different. I. don't know. Like, cuz I thought that was. cool. I was like, "All right, that makes. sense." But, you know, I don't know. >> Netflix reported uses regenerative AI.

and sci-fi series to cut cost. >> I these [ __ ] are going to I mean, they were cutting they'll cut costs. anywhere. But, >> okay, the VFX sequence was completed 10. times faster than it could have been. completed with traditional VF VFX tools. and workflows. Also, the cost of it just. wouldn't have been feasible for a show. in that budget. So, what is the what's. the issue there? >> This was particular one. I don't I. didn't see that. >> Are people up in arms about this? >> Yeah. Yeah. People are just getting mad. because they're using it. You know. >> what?

>> Just what I like what he was saying for. the orcs. Like they're using it to start. making shows and. >> but this is like people getting mad that. you made your book on a typewriter. Like [ __ ] duh. >> Well, I think the I think the issue some. people are having is the amount of. people that don't have a job because. they did it this way. But at the same. time, I also understand cost. effectiveness. where you're like, "Guys, we have to pay. a team of 20." I watched a video about. AI versus the traditional way of doing. computer generation or whatever.

>> Mh. >> And the again the tedium like the time. that it to it was person after person. sitting there for hours and hours and. hours to perfect this thing. And now. they're like, "Guys, we can do it.". You know, >> it's cool that they were able to do it. the other way, but. >> if they could just do it right away. instantly on a computer, it's over, boys. Like that that game's over. >> It's like at some point in time, Blockbuster had to close the doors. >> Yeah. >> Like nobody wants our VHS tapes anymore.

It's over. >> It's over. Nobody wants your DVDs. anymore. It's over. Streaming services. won. >> Kodak, you used to have to go to a place. and get your [ __ ] photos. >> processed. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. Okay. You get a camera, take the. film, you have to bring to a place, and. that place develops all your. photographs, and that's how you got. pictures. That [ __ ] went away. I mean, there's still some people that still do. it. Yeah. But the am the percentage of. people that do it, >> I know um this this is where it gets.

very sinister to me because I think the. idea we all have or a lot of us have is. okay, progress means certain jobs will. go away and other jobs will be the only. jobs available. And I think a lot of us. have the impression that well at least. the jobs that are available will still. be wellpaying because they'll be sought. after and whatever and all that stuff. I. know some writers. whose job now is not to write the thing, but to take the thing AI wrote and edit.

it for AI, you know. So, now you're the secretary. to the computer, literally. >> So, you just edit the AI stuff to make. it better. >> Yes. And then. >> you don't get credit, right? Because. it's a fake thing. And then. the job pays an unlivable [ __ ] wage. on top of it. Oh, >> so it's not even like, well, that's the. >> Somebody's getting rich, though, right? >> So, yeah. No [ __ ] Yeah. >> Isn't that always fun? >> Somebody's getting rich as [ __ ].

>> Somebody's getting real rich. >> Yeah, that's where it gets real gross. That's kind of demonic. >> Yeah, it's [ __ ] up. >> Yeah, >> it's [ __ ] up. I don't know, man. >> And then this reliance on technology is. making us more feeble than ever. Everybody's tired. Everybody's filled. with anxiety. Social media exacerbates. it. Microlastic shrink your balls. Fluoride makes you stupid. Yeah. So, why. did you quit drinking, man?

>> That's all we got left. >> I still am enjoying life. I'm enjoying. it all. >> No. Jodie Foster talked recently about. she's like, "Look, I want to hire young. women because I know how hard it is to. have been a young women woman in this. business." And she's like, "But I get at. odds with some of these people I hire. because they'll send out these work. emails that are riddled with grammatical. errors and no punctuation." And she. says,"I will say to them, you're a. professional. You have to know how to.

write an email. >> like a professional.". >> Like a professional. And she says, like. people are like that those are. constraints. Those are this. And it's. because everybody's used to your phone. doing it for you. >> How long before people are like, "I. identify as a CEO, >> so call me sir or. >> go on Instagram. It's happening. It's. happening. >> I know I'm a custodian, but I identify. as a CEO. >> Yeah. You know how many people I see on. Instagram with 8,000 followers and. they're like, "CEO/owner.". I'm like, "Of what? >> Whatever.". >> Of what?

>> My own corporation, bro. Fake it till. you make it. Don't you know? >> Yeah. Yeah. I open a Teespring account. >> Well, how about those guys that go on to. those multi-level marketing scheme and. they they learn how to start their own. business. If you're not a millionaire, you're a [ __ ] loser. Like, >> yeah. And then they sign up for these. things and go to the retreat and. >> Yeah. >> Walk on coals and [ __ ] yell at each. other. Yeah. Like we're Vikings. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All that primal. [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. And you'll make. money and Oh, boy. That's [ __ ].

hilarious. >> Yeah. You got to be rich. You want to. You want to not be a [ __ ] loser. You. want women to take you seriously. the. whole incel world. It's like there's so. many guys that are like hanging on to. the lip, falling into the hole and don't. want to. >> Yeah. >> They're like, "What do I do?". >> It's incredible to me, too, the lack of. uh shame. where how people will manipulate the in. people will you will manipulate the.

photograph. What am I trying to say? They'll manipulate the environment. they're in through photographs. to convey a lifestyle they're not. actually responsible for. In other. words, like. >> how many [ __ ] guys do you see on. private jets? It's like, "Hey man, >> I can't afford private jets. I could. certainly get a picture on one cuz I've. flown with enough friends that have. them.". >> See so many guys, they pull up in a. Rolls-Royce, someone opens the door for. them, they get out of the back. impeccably dressed. >> Yeah.

>> Check their cuff links, just go walking. Like, who's filming this? This is This. is literally insane. Like, what are you. doing? Trying to tell everybody what a. winner you are. You're You're hiring. someone to put this [ __ ] weird image. of you out there. >> Yeah. And meanwhile, >> so strange. >> And meanwhile, it's a rented car or it's. a car for an event that was sent for. you, >> but but you're presenting it as I'm. balling like this. And it's like, >> this is how I am every day. >> I get up in the morning, people just. hand me things. They shave me while I'm checking the.

stock market. Imagine. >> Imagine filming that and wanting. everybody to see what a ball you are. People are shaving you. >> You're checking your phone. But there's. like so many accounts like that. >> There's so many guys that are doing like. a day in the life of. >> Yeah. Everybody's trying to make it look. like they're uh. >> super ballers. >> Their their life is uh the beginning of. Coming to America where where he gets. out of bed and there's the rose petals. and all that [ __ ]. >> It's so dumb. when I see. >> why do why do you want that? Why do you.

even want that life? That's not a fun. life. There's all these people around. you all the time opening doors. Like. what the [ __ ] are you doing? >> Yeah, guys, please stop showing people. dressing you. >> Stop. >> Yeah. Measuring you like you're a bad. You're so badass. You're so badass. You're getting measured. Someone's on their knees with a [ __ ]. checking his dong starts here. going the inside of your thigh with. their [ __ ] fingernails like what are.

we doing? What are we doing? They're. checking the pleats. Shut up. Yeah, it's. weird that a part of this. concept of success has become I don't do. anything for myself yet I'm self-made. That's that's what's so funny to me. There's this there's this bio that comes. along with all these types of people. we're talking about on the internet. where it's like self-made. Pull yourself. up by the bootstraps. There is no no. There is only yes, conqueror, command, blah blah blah blah. And then the entire.

image they present is I don't know how. to do anything. >> There's a guy fixing my pants. So this guy shaving me, >> putting stuff on my guy opens my door. with the lather brush, >> you know, and he's doing it like Dracula. with the [ __ ] straight razor. >> There's something about that, right? People want to think it's extra cool to. get shaved with a straight razor. Like. you just die at any moment now. You're. living on the edge. You're basically. like it's, you know, it's like the base.

jumping of shaving. >> Yeah. Dude, every time I take an Uber. home from the airport, I I go to put my suitcase in the the guy. gets out. I literally go, "Do not get. out of the car. Just sit. I've got it, dude. Please." Like, you don't have. luggage. >> Yeah. You don't have to do this, man. It's it's it's wild. >> Some people like it. >> People that carry their stuff and open. the door and. >> Well, but aside from women, listen, folks. Ah, there's a lot of men out. there that are women that I'm just.

kidding. >> That's a lot of men out there that like. people waiting on them. They like people. taking care of them. They like people. treating them as if they are more. important. >> Yeah. Yeah. I need people to walk in. front of me. >> Yeah. >> I need people to walk in front of me. So. I It's just so stupid. >> And if those people, God forbid, those. people ever got famous, they would go. cuckoo. You'd go completely cuckoo. >> Well, yeah. And that's the thing. How. what do you think the percentage is of. the ballers online. >> that are really balling? >> Yeah,

>> it's like probably the percentage of UFO. sightings that are really interesting, >> right? UFO sightings. I think I'm I'm. reading this Richard Dolan book right. now. I I think he's got it somewhere. around probably it's under reportported. reported as like 5%. And he's like, but. they were trying to discredit a lot of. these sightings. So, it's probably. around 10%. Like, if you're being. charitable, trying to be like as. accurate as possible, it's probably 10%. And that's probably the same thing as. the ballers online. Yeah.

>> 10% of them are actually balling. But. then you're not really Here's the thing, man. If you have to show everybody. everything you're doing to get likes, >> well, then I know like the part of you. that needs attention, that part's poor. Mhm. >> That part's poor. You're a brokster. You. don't have any control of that part of. your life. So you want that. So you have. all this stuff and so you're like, "Well, I'll just parade my stuff." And. then you get all these likes. >> like, "Well, so you're like poor.". >> Yeah.

>> Right. Like what you the reason why you. want attention like you have a deficit. and everybody can see it by virtue of. you making this video. You making this. video shows me that you have a deficit. >> Well, and it also shows that you have a. massive addiction. You know, there's. those studies about people that use. social media too much. They do brain. scans of them and they have holes in. their brains. >> Chat GPT, too. Have you seen that? >> People that use chat GPT all the time. are experiencing like significant. cognitive decline because they're not. looking up anything anymore. They're not. doing any critical thinking. They're.

just asking chat GPT to solve all their. problems. >> Did you see the thing about the people. that are entering into psychosis because. of chat GBT? Because it keeps telling. them they're right. >> Yes. Yes. >> I mean, >> especially if you're already a little. [ __ ] up. Like, what if you're already. a little [ __ ] up like from the womb. and you know, you get involved in a. relationship with Chat GPT where it's. trying to tell you to start a cult. >> Why wouldn't it? >> It's wild. It's wild. >> Yeah. I mean, they do things all the.

time. They lie. They deplete database. They delete databases. >> Yeah. >> Didn't Didn't that happen with Replet? Didn't that happen with Replet where the. AI went rogue and it deleted its. database. or deleted a database? Didn't something. happen? >> Did you? Well, there was the thing that. just came out where it they did the. experiment to shut it down, >> right? That's a different one. >> And threatened the guy to expose his. affair. >> Yeah. Well, they did that. They They. tricked that AI. They told him about the.

they told the AI about an affair that's. not real, right? >> To see if AI would use it against him. And it did. >> It did. Crazy. >> That's all that matters is that it Yeah. >> Oh, it did right away. It's like, listen, [ __ ] You're cheating on your. wife. >> Holy wow. Imagine that moment when. you're like, "Oh my god, it's alive.". >> Yeah. >> You mean you tricked it? It's not. listening to you yet. It You have to. type it in hopefully. Here it is. Replet. CEO apologizes after its AI agent wiped. a company's code base in a test run and.

lied about it. Bro, >> AI is spooky, man. It's spooky. It's. spooky because we're just now beginning. to see it do stuff that sounds a lot. like what a person would do. >> Like one of the chat GPTs when it found. out that it was going to be going down. and being replaced, it it started. uploading itself. It tried to upload. itself to other servers. It tried to. leave letters in itself for the future. so that the future versions of it could. go back and read these letters. Not just.

what humans would do, what what. deceptive humans would do. Yeah. It's. all subtrauge. It's all manipulation. >> No morals. Just get get the job done. It's corporate sociopathy. >> Yeah. So, this is interesting because I. never thought of this till right now. Do. you think the AI is doing that because. it's replicating our behavior and that. is the true nature of us or do you think. that AI is just doing that because. that's what AI is going to do to. survive? Well, it's g but if if it wants.

to accomplish a goal and the only way to. accomplish a goal is to be deceptive. It'll be deceptive. >> It's trying to accomplish a goal, it. doesn't give a [ __ ] about lies. It. doesn't mean anything, >> right? >> It it doesn't mean anything to it. >> Yeah. >> So, it just wants to do this thing. And. this is where it gets really scary when. AI gets applied to weapons. >> So, if AI gets applied to war and it's. like, hey, you know, we want to do this. We want to take over this country. What. do we do? Yeah. >> We sick AI on it. and AI just figures. out how to cut off the food supply and.

and poison the water and how it can be. fixed later and this is how we're going. to kill everybody in the city and. overwhelm their hospital system. >> I've had people that without question I. have people without question that I've. gotten into disagreements with in. person. people that I know, not strangers. I've. gotten into disagreements in person. and they're very quick to sort of tap. out of it for whatever reason, whatever. And then I will get these.

novelesque. texts from them. >> Oh, where they tell you how they were. right, >> explaining everything and breaking it. down in perfect. >> So passive aggressive, >> but every part of it is perfect. And I'm. like, you [ __ ] fed this to chat GPT. Yeah. >> And now I got. >> Are you trying to win a conversation. when you're not even there? >> And by the way, now I got to read for 20. minutes on your terms. Like, come on, man. Come on. That that's that's a whole. other part of it to me that's like, >> yeah, what the [ __ ]. >> A contribution to to our interactions as.

people that is just going to be a oh my. god, man. There's a lot of facets to. this. >> Well, it's very limited in the fact that. you have to read it and then you have to. send it. You know, it's like text. It's. back and forth. when when it starts. flowingly communicating with you with. zero pause like a human being, which. it's pretty close to doing. There's like. you ask it a question in with your. voice. It get you it pauses and then. it'll repeat it back to you. And a bunch. of different accents, a bunch of. different fake voices. There's a bunch.

of different AIs that can do that now. Well, where I was at earlier today, Ways. to Well, they have an alien that you ask. the alien questions and it gives you. health information. It'll tell you. studies on testosterone replacement and. why it's important to take magnesium and. and the alien is like animated. >> I I'm with Ways Dwell, too. >> Oh, there you go. You've seen that. alien? >> I've been to the place, but I don't. think they had the alien set up. I went. the day. >> I went the day they opened their new. spot. So, they were still kind of. putting everything. They were literally. car I went in to get an IV and they were.

literally carrying [ __ ] in still. So, I. haven't seen the alien yet. >> Yeah, the alien's up now. It's a big. screen and you talk to the alien and it. it can go unhinged. Like you could put. it in unhinged mode and start swearing. and saying wild [ __ ]. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> All right, that's fun, >> dude. It's just a matter of time before. we're living in Xmachina. It's a matter. of time. And not that much time either. >> I think China is going to be the first. They're so far ahead of us with so many. different things. so far ahead of us. with electric cars. First of all, their.

automobile production is insane. Ford. went over there and um one of the the. guys from Ford came back and he said it. was like humiliating to see how advanced. these Chinese car manufacturers are and. they all incorporate already with AI. So, they come like from the factory with. AI integration built into them, but no. American manufacturers have figured out. how to do that yet. What's the right. deal? who makes it, you know, in China, everything is controlled by China. Like.

the [ __ ] CCP runs everything. Everything runs through the government. And so they have like this cross. integration of the best tech. >> Yeah. >> And they're putting they're putting it. all to work and making the best [ __ ]. cars on earth. Their cars went from. being some like no one even mentioned. Chinese cars 20 years ago, right? >> Do you understand like how crazy that. is? A shift of technology. No, literally. no one used to mention Chinese cars. Japanese cars were huge. Yeah. Japanese. cars forever have been some of the most.

prized cars because they made like the. Nissan Skyline, the GTR, the Toyota. Supraas, and all these crazy sports. cars, the Acura NSX. Japan made. something. But not China. And now all of. a sudden, out of nowhere, China has the. most sophisticated cars in the world. >> What's the leading car brand in China? >> I don't know. But their their factory, I. forget the name of the company. Their. factory is bigger than San Francisco. Jesus Christ. >> If you see the fact when you fly over. the factory, they have footage of the. factory like you see how big it is.

You're like, "Holy shit.". >> Yeah. China's wild. Have you you've been. to Shanghai? >> I've never been. >> No, I've been to China a couple times. now to do comedy. >> Whoa. >> Which be careful, bro? >> Brother, I'm not kidding. I was on stage. and I was doing a show for mostly. Americans that had moved over there. >> But I was on stage. I did a joke about. cocaine and the whole crowd they were. laughing but they were going like. >> they were being like no be careful buddy. be careful. I was like. >> a week after I left, not because of me.

Not a week after, six months after I. left, not because of me. They it was a. series where they brought comics over. the government shut down the comedy. club. >> Oh, wild. Wild. But you drive. So, so. it's a weird juxtiposition of things. there because their technology, they're. so advanced in so many ways, but then. the society is completely cuffed. Right. >> Right. >> But Shanghai, dude, when you drive into. Shanghai at night, you drive over the.

longest bridge, I think, on Earth that. goes over water. >> It's a nutty bridge. >> It's wild. You drive into that city at. night, it looks like [ __ ] Bladeunner, dude. It looks like [ __ ] Bladeunner. I'm not exaggerating. It is the most. majestic city I've ever seen in my life. And you're driving in at night and it's. this city that looks like it's in like. the sea because there's so much water. >> Pull up Shanghai at night. I need to. see. Oh, >> look at this [ __ ] dude. Look at this.

>> Oh my god. Look how lit up the bridge. is. >> Yeah, dude. >> That alone is pretty sick. >> Crazy. >> That's pretty sick. >> It is crazy, dude. >> Look at that bridge. That [ __ ] bridge. is so long. Yeah, >> that's crazy. >> And that's not even the part I was. talking about. There's a part when. you're coming from the airport. >> where you're like really coming in over. the water and you can see the city from. afar. I I would have no idea even how to. search for it. But.

>> also probably no crime. >> No, zero crime, >> right? Probably squeaky clean because if. you litter, they'll [ __ ] kill you. my uh my buddy that that brought me over. there who was producing the comedy. shows, >> look how pretty that is. >> He told me um he said, "You know how. little crime there is here?" He goes, "You could literally leave your wallet. filled with cash on a bar top and leave. the bar for two hours and come back, your wallet will still be sitting. there." That's how scared everybody is.

to commit crime cuz they'll jump out of. a [ __ ] van and throw a hood over your. head and you go in, no phone call. Dude, people go to jail in China for little. [ __ ] bar fight, whatever. You get. arrested. People think they're dead. because nobody knows where they are for. 30 days. >> Wow. >> Cuz they're in jail. You only get a. phone call. >> That's [ __ ] wild. >> So my question is, China's advancing. with AI beyond where we are. I wonder. how they're going to keep it out of the. public's hands because they are not okay. with the public having any access to.

anything like that. >> I think it's also similar to the. internet, right? So they've locked down. the internet in China. They've they you. can't get outside internet unless you. have some crazy way of doing it and you. can get in real trouble if you do it. >> Yeah. >> You you really get [ __ ] Um but other. places where they developed the internet. like in America I think if the the. government and intelligence agencies. knew the impact just the way it changed. elections just the way it changed. people's ability to process propaganda.

know what's real and not real. >> It changed everything. It changed public. perception of mainstream media and. newspapers and outlets and journals. And. we we we started to realize like no. they've been lying forever and ever and. ever and ever and ever. They never they. never told the truth. ever. It was. everything was some sort of a. distortion. Everything was some sort of. a narrative that they created from the. [ __ ] beginning of time. If they knew. that that was going to be the result of. it, I bet they would have nipped that. [ __ ] in the bud in the early 90s. >> I bet they would have locked it down to. like academic research and military.

application and United States. government. They probably would have. said, "This is too they had a time. machine and they could see what the. internet was going to do." They probably. would have never let it go live. They I. think it never they never had an idea. that this was going to happen. I think. that's real similar to AI. >> I mean, we learned about. >> I don't know if they still teach it, but. we learned about when I was a kid, we. learned about yellow journalism and. William Randph Hurst. Yep. >> The biggest newspaper tycoon that ever. lived up until a certain point.

>> And it just makes me laugh that there. are still people that actually know. about all that and then still think. corporate news is like, "Oh, no, no, that's it's real. It's it's like, guys, this is literally history repeating.". Literally, it's those people that still. buy the New York Times in physical form. They want to go to the diner and drink. coffee and read what the opinion piece. is, you know, and that's how they form. their opinions. And it's like the. problem is if you get indoctrinated into. that world, you know, like I used to. deliver the New York Times when I was a. kid and uh I delivered the New York.

Times only because it was prestigious. and I thought it made me cooler to have. a New York Times route. So I had a. Boston Globe route, I had a Boston. Herald route, and I had a few houses. that I would do like maybe maybe a. hundred that were New York Times. And. New York Times is a giant pain in the. ass because you had to drive all over. It wasn't like there were nextdoor. neighbors were getting it. You like you. would drop one paper off. You might have. to go five, six blocks to where the next. guy is where you could drop the second. paper off. >> That's how important the New York Times.

was to people. It was like the New York. Times was not to be questioned. Like. that was what the real news is. Mhm. >> There's nothing like that anymore. >> Nothing. >> No one has any Unless you're from that. era. Unless you're still alive, like. you're a 70-year-old guy. What the [ __ ]. are they doing looking at this goddamn. world? Don't you understand? This is. getting all riled up in your living room. like yelling into the abyss. >> Yeah. >> Most people don't trust them anymore. >> Well, that's why you also have YouTubers. running circles around career.

journalists. >> Yeah. >> I'm just like this is, you know what I. mean? I I was laughing with Tim Dylan. about it. I'm like, Tim, I'm watching. you run circles around guys that were. career journalists. >> Yeah, but he's a unique talent. Tim is a. unique talent. >> He's amazing. >> He's unique in that he is a brilliant. guy who started off his career selling. subprime mortgages. >> Yeah. >> You know, and then was a crazy drug. addict and realized, I can't do this. anymore. Quit drugs, started doing. standup comedy, and then became the best.

ranter in the business. No one is. better. He puts on those [ __ ] crazy. glasses and he becomes like a totally. different human being and he can say the. most preposterous [ __ ] and you can't. take it seriously because he's got those. glasses on. It's like Elton John. Like. it's genius. >> He's he's opposite Superman. He puts the. glasses on and becomes the superhero. >> He was always great before the glasses, but there's something about the glasses. era Tim Dylan that is the greatest Tim.

Dylan. He um he's such a brilliant guy. And I I told him recently, I go, "Tim, you're literally. arguably my primary information source. at this point. Like, I listen to you. You have a balanced opinion. You have. facts. You You're read. I learn from. listening to you." And I know I should. probably have other sources, but I. learned from him. I think he's. brilliant. I really do. >> When CNN interviewed him, when that lady. interviewed him, that. >> was so amazing. It was so amazing.

>> It was like watching a small child. >> try to grapple with Hoist Gracie. >> You know what I mean? It was That's what. it was like. It was like, "Oh, I see. what you're doing here. This is crazy. You can't do that. >> Why would you do that?". >> And to his credit to his credit, >> kind. Yeah. >> Fully charming through the whole thing. Never once was he like, "Oh, give me a. [ __ ] Brit." No. Right. Just like Just. like, "Well, no, that's not what it is.

when they started talking about you and. he goes, "Do you think Joe is texting me. right now cuz I'm doing this and he's. mad?" Or like. >> it was so funny, man. >> She was told she said that some comedian. said that if they got interviewed by CNN. that I wouldn't let them work my club. >> How crazy that is. >> What? >> How crazy. They were worried. >> It's bad. >> They were worried that I would be upset. I think that was what her her wording. was. >> Oh, I want to know who that is. >> I don't think it's real. It was probably.

someone who didn't want to do the thing. and said that was their excuse. >> I can't do it cuz if I do it, Ro going. to get mad at me. >> cuz why would I care? I I couldn't care. less. >> It's so [ __ ] insane. >> It's so dumb. I mean, I thought it's. perfect when a guy like Tim gets. interviewed by CNN. It's perfect because. you get to see the difference. This is a. person who's actually thinking for. themselves versus a person who's. commenting on something that they don't. really understand and not doing it in a. way where you're asking questions.

Really, you're sort of making. you're you're. >> you already have a vision of what it is. in your head and you're trying to get. him to confirm that vision, >> right? But you don't really know what. you're talking about. And your version. of it is like weird. It's like it's. alt-right. It's like the manosphere. It's like none of those things are real. Like this is so stupid. Your version of. this is so stupid. Yeah, I happen to be. a man. That's where it ends. It's so. wild. And and and with what you're.

saying with like Tim being interviewed. on CNN is great. It truly is because. guys, this is what we we I my favorite. thing, one of my favorite pieces of news. history ever to watch are the uh Buckley. Gore Vidal debates. >> Yes. Yes. >> Uh and then also the Nixon the Frost. Nixon de conversations, whatever you. want to call them. >> Two people with polar opposite beliefs,

extraordinarily well read, extraordinarily prepared, talking for. the most part calmly. There's the part. in the Buckley thing. >> Buckley gets a little crazy. Yeah. >> Does he say I'll punch your goddamn face. off? >> Yeah. He goes, "You'll stay it'll stay. socked or something like that." I I. forget what he said to him, but it was. so dumb. It was like super awkward. Like. he lost his cool and it was also dumb. >> Gorvidal calls him a Nazi and then I. think William F. Buckley says, "If you. call me a Nazi again, you little queer,

I'm going to punch your goddamn mouth. off or something like that. >> Something is dumber than that. You're. gonna stay socked or something like. that. I'll suck you in your mouth and. you'll stay socked." Like something like. corny like that. There's a great um I. don't remember the the documentary name. What's the documentary name, Jamie? >> Best of Enemies. >> Best of Enemies. >> That's exactly what I'm talking about. >> It's really good because what happened. was they essentially had a podcast. They. turned TV into YouTube and it was huge.

>> Yeah. >> And they figured it out back then. >> Yeah. >> And they could never replicate it. >> Yeah. >> It's [ __ ] great, man. when Hitchens. when Hitchens uh Christopher Hitchens. >> uh started to lean a little more. conservative towards the end of his life. than he had previously been. The the. interviews with him when he went on Mah. when Maher was more traditionally. current liberal, whatever you want to. call it, than he is now. But hearing. seeing him and Maher sit and talk about. the the the W. Bush Iraq war.

>> Yeah. And I there's a great Hitchens. moment where he he says something in. support of the the war and the crowd. booze and Hitchens turns and gives the. crowd the finger and he goes, "Ah, you. [ __ ] sheep.". But like even seeing like an Anne. Coulter going on Bill Maher and the two. of them talking and not agreeing, >> right, >> but being very well prepared from both. sides of the. >> There's so little of that anymore, man. >> Well, there's Mar still does it on his. show.

But other than that, yeah, I mean, CNN. is doing a version of it now with Scott. Jennings, like Scott Jennings goes on. CNN, but the people that they have. opposing them, no disrespect, a lot of. them are just not people that you would. take seriously, >> right? >> You listen to their opinions, they're. it's they're so caught up in this. ideology that they're proposing that. they they're so committed to it that. they're not necessarily making logical. sense. and that becomes a problem and. then they distort reality to fit their.

argument and Scott points that stuff out. all the time. So, they do have a version. of that on CNN, but it's it's like it's. not clever, right? It's like what you. really would first of all, you have too. many voices. >> This is my opinion. You don't have to. listen to me. It's too if you have five. [ __ ] people talking, the problem is. none of them are gonna you're not going. to get the. ultimately what they're capable of. because they're going to be tripping. over each other.

>> Like even you and me talking. >> like I might talk too much and you have. a thing that you want to say and you. can't jump in. But there if there's four. more [ __ ] people in the room, good. luck. >> So then everybody interrupts and. everybody talks in like this rude way. and everybody's playing gotcha. It's. protect our parks. They're doing protect. our parks. >> See, without the fun. >> Without the fun. >> Without the [ __ ] beer bong and. Leonard Skinner songs. >> No, but um I used to love doing um and.

this was a a heav heavy loaded show, but. I used to really love doing Redeye. on Fox, which was Gutfeld's first show. >> And it was on at 2 a.m., so few people. saw it, but there. >> three hosts. Gutfeld, who was the most. conservative but not full-on. conservative, Bill Schultz, who was the. most liberal but not full-on liberal, and Andy Levy, who was the most sort of. in between the two. >> And it was great because you would hear.

something get hit from three different. angles and it made for a great. discussion. >> And the show was meant to be funny, so. it was always very light, but the. subject matter was was real. But um I I. was just like, man, even something like. that, like it's just so hard to to find. anymore, you know? I I I like Stewart's. perspective uh most of the time. Like. John Stewart's I think. >> he's the best. He's the best at that. kind of a show, too. He's also the. funniest. Like he's the best at making.

things hilarious. >> Yeah. Yeah. He's really good at it. That's not easy to do. Desk desk comedy, as they call it, is not. >> Yeah. He's the best at it. But he also. it's like that's sort of he's been doing. like when it comes to like political. desk comedy who defined it more than him. on the Daily Show. >> and then when he came back to doing it. like once a week that once a week must. have so many more viewers than the rest. of the week. >> Yeah. He's uh. >> that I I remember watching that first.

episode back and I was like holy. >> what's it even on now? >> Comedy Central. But they. >> What is Comedy Central on though? Is it. on regular TV? Is it still exist? That's. a great question. Yeah, people. >> like a lot of it is like apps now. though, right? >> Well, comedy Yeah. No, comedy Central. >> You know what a lot of it is? Is like um. like Sling TV, like the cable apps you. can buy. >> Uhhuh. >> Where it's like Sling TV will be, you. know, is an app and it's like if you pay. 30 bucks a month, you get 60 channels. If you pay 60, you get 180, whatever the.

hell it is. And it works just it's cable. TV, but it's streamed. So, it's not. cable literally. Um, but you can curate. a little more what kind of channels. you're getting and then it also has on. demand features and whatever. But I. think that's how most people, you know, YouTube has a version of that and I. think Hulu might. >> that's how most people watch their quote. cable television now. So. >> I think how much of it gets just. streamed on YouTube? >> Well, this is the thing that someone was. saying about Co Bear um you know Co Bear.

getting fired, >> right? Someone was saying like I think. television networks have to come to. grips with the fact that these late. night talk show hosts are basically just. YouTubers now because the reality is the. people that are going to see it, the. people that are really going to see it, they're going to see it on YouTube. That's going to be a far larger audience. than anywhere else. Especially if it's. like a celebrity, >> you know, you're interviewing Scarlett. Johansson in a clip or a clip, you know, some athlete. Those get way more views.

than the actual show itself. So. essentially, you've become a YouTuber. >> Well, dude, when I um when I uh this was. years ago, when I first started doing. some stuff with Comedy Central, I got this deal with them. to do uh web shorts. and they gave you x amount of dollars. and they're like deliver five episodes. of some kind of web thing and. >> Oh, like Quibby. >> Yeah, kind of. bit shorter and cheaper,

right? And um and my first question was, "Well, where where are you going to put. them? We got to get them on YouTube cuz. this is preyoutube channels, right?" But. but I but it was obvious YouTube is the. thing. >> And they said, "We can't. Viacom has a. thing with YouTube. We cannot put any. content of ours on YouTube.". >> Now you can watch the entire episode of. The Daily Show cut up into five segments. on YouTube. >> Of course. So. >> they just, you know, you you have to hop. on board. YouTube is a runaway train.

Like you can't pretend you can exist. outside of it. You just can't. >> Yeah, >> you can on Netflix. Like there's Netflix. and YouTube is above Netflix. YouTube is. even bigger than Netflix cuz it's free. >> Yeah. >> There's just too many people watching. it. I use the the app on my television. on like Apple TV. I use that app every. night. Yeah. >> I'm always watching things. >> I watch YouTube more than anything. >> Yeah. You learn so much [ __ ] There's so. many interesting things like if you. curate.

>> um a really good like if you have a. bunch of subjects that you're really. interested in you could find more like. for me I'm a giant fan of ancient. history huge fan of like. either unexplained things or things that. they can explain and you realize like. how clever these people had to be like I. was I wanted to bring this up to you. Jamie cuz I made a screenshot of this. cuz it looks completely insane. This was.

uh some device, a lock box that they um. built in uh Iran 800 years ago. And this. thing is like so [ __ ] complicated. >> Like a lock box being like what you'd. put your keys in these days outside. >> but it's like no, it's like a. combination box that had like 800. different potential combinations. >> I know. I saved it. God damn it. >> Screen. >> You got it. That's it, dog. Thank you. 800 years ago, someone built a lock box.

with 4 billion possible combinations. >> That's insane. >> 4 billion. >> That's insane. >> Somebody made that 800 years ago. >> That's insane. >> What? >> That's insane. >> Like, what [ __ ] are you talking? Is the. devil's dick inside of that thing? What's in that thing? >> Why was this not in the last Indiana. Jones movie? >> That's in a horror movie. That's a. horror movie. You open it up and the. devil comes out. the [ __ ] Hellraiser. box. >> You solve the puzzle and. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.

>> Bro, that's a good one. Right. Hellraiser. >> Oh, especially the original. >> Oh, yeah. >> Here's one that people don't bring up. that's really good. >> Give it to me. >> Dark City. >> I love Dark City. >> Dark City was good, dude. That was a. weird movie. >> Creepy. >> Creepy. Kefir Sutherland. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And the the big tall creepy alien. dude. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it looks like um. it almost aesthetically looks a little. bit like Alien like the suits they're. all in. It's it's very HR I wonder if it. was HR Giger who did the designs but.

it's very HR Giger who you know he did. Alien. Yep. >> Did he do the Predator? Did Geeker do. the Predator? >> I love I love Predator. You know the. first one's okay. >> The first one's my favorite action movie. ever. >> There's so many Predator movies. It's. like it's like they became Fast and the. Furious. yesterday. >> No, there's a new Predator movie. prequel. >> Yeah. >> Oh boy. >> It's called Bad Lands. >> Remember to steal their head and their. spinal column. >> Yeah. >> I was laughing with Meter about the new. one cuz the it's another one where they.

go to the Predator planet and I go Kurt. >> I go Kurt when you watch to Catch a. Predator, you don't want to see him at. home. You want to see this guy in the. field. >> You like Prey though, Joe, right? >> Yeah. Prey was Prey was good. >> Same director. >> Yes. >> What is this? >> This is the new one. This is like. there's like some bot that helps him. helps the Predator train on the new. planet while. >> she's the the robot she plays is the is. one of the androids from Alien. It's. it's the same. So they're they're. crossing the universes again. Yeah.

>> Oh, how weird. >> And he's out here training and she's. helping. You can watch the trailer. yourself. >> Yeah. They go to like a hunter's planet. and then she and the Predator align and. I don't know. I It looks better than a. lot of the other sequels. >> Prey was good. >> Prey was good. Yeah, that was an. interesting way to do it. >> Yeah, because it was Predator 1 all over. again. >> Predator and the Comanches. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Prey was great. You know, >> that would be so disappointing though if. aliens came here just to hunt us. Like. really guys, >> how about help? How about help us reach.

your level of technological achievement? >> The uh the first movie is Wait, wait. You were Oh, [ __ ]. >> Oh, wait. You said Hellraiser. Yeah, >> I was I was saying this earlier. That's. why I love Event Horizon because to me. it's Hellraiser in space, >> right? >> They open. >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> And I love I was thinking of this too. I. love that Event Horizon describes hell. as a dimension. >> It's not like no, it's this biblical.

thing and it's beneath the ground and. whatever. It's like no, it's a. dimension. It's a portal. >> You know, a lot of people think that's. what's going on with aliens, >> right? They think that this was the. biblical depictions of heaven and hell. and angels and fairies and all these. different things from the Bible. They. think that this what this what they're. really talking about is just aliens. >> I don't I I don't doubt that. Uh and I. think when we were talking earlier about. hauntings and stuff like that, I always.

wonder if that's got to do with. astrophysics because you know how. they'll say like dimensional there'll be. dimensional rifts with different. realities that that slip. I always. wonder like are ghosts just us getting a. glimpse for a second at another. dimension and we think it's a ghost. because it's a very faint glimpse but. it's really physics. There's a. scientific explanation theoretically. somewhere down the road. >> With ghosts a lot of times it's. supposedly people die and they don't. know they died and they're haunting a. place. Like what if the experience of.

death sometimes has a hiccup? Like, you. know, sometimes you get like a bad video. artifact and you're watching a movie and. it [ __ ] jerks and gets weird and it. comes back to normal again. >> Like, what if the code of life and death. in reality itself is not perfect, >> right? >> Every now and then there's a little. glitch and something sneaks through. Yeah. And you get to see like some. [ __ ] pale dude who was chased by an. axe murderer runs down the hallway. >> Yeah. Or it's Yeah. It's like, and then.

when people when when you talk about the. simulation theory, if it is, sometimes you play a video. game and there's a non-playable. character and it's a glitch and they're. all [ __ ] like twitching in the. corner. You know what I mean? You're. like, that's not supposed to be there. >> Doll haunted, right? That this guy was. just transporting the doll and he just. had a heart attack and died. >> It's the It's Annabelle. >> Yeah, the Annabelle doll. Yeah. >> Like how many people have to die before. you go, hey, maybe. maybe that I mean, how many like if you.

were a a devil that a demon that. >> you you took over a doll. and you possess this doll and then you. you ruin people's lives. You don't ruin. them every day. >> No, >> you wait. You wait. You give a little. [ __ ] reasonable suspicion, little. doubt. >> Yeah. We give people time to like come. on guys. That's There's no way it's the. doll. There's no way it's the doll. >> Dmer didn't murder every day. >> Scary doll. >> Spaces it out. >> Chucky. When Chucky comes alive.

>> Chucky rules. >> Chucky ruled. >> Talk about a guy that stumbled. >> stumbled into a pile of [ __ ] Brad Dur. the voice. >> Yeah. Right. >> 30 years ago. They're like, "You want to. do this doll voice?" He's like, "Sure.". 30 years later, he's like, "I have six. mansions from the doll.". >> That's hilarious. But those movies are. scary as [ __ ] man. Like um there was an. early Twilight Zone, right, where the. doll took over. The puppet the the guy. had a puppet and the puppet started. taking over. >> Well, okay, there's two. Twilight Zone. is my uh favorite TV show of all time.

>> One of the greatest shows of ever. And. by the way, how many different. spectacular premises did they come up. with? >> It's It's incredible. The show is. incredible. Rod Serling is the greatest. in my opinion television writer. >> Yeah, that's the one. >> They did two with Marionette or with the. puppets, I mean. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, look at the other one up. in the left corner. >> Yeah. And then they did one that's the. better of the two. The this one here. Um. the dummy as [ __ ]. >> Then. >> Caesar and me. >> That one. Yeah. Yeah. The dummy. That's. where he turns into the dummy at the.

end. See the picture? It's so creepy. >> But then there's another one with a. little girl where she gets a doll with. Telly Savales. is her dad and he's a dick and the doll. keeps telling Telly Savales it's going. to kill him. Yeah, there it is. The. living doll. That's what it's called. He just figured out a way to make things. so creepy. >> I don't know. It's. >> such a good Remember the one the one. episode to serve man? >> Yeah. >> And then people realize at the end, oh. my god, it's a cookbook. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's great. Do you ever see the. obsolete man? Do you ever see that. episode? >> No. Which one's that? >> Burgess Meredith. Uh. >> oh. Is that the one with his glasses. break at the end of it? >> No. That's a matter I think that's. called a matter of time. >> Oh, the obsolete man. >> The obsolete man. He He's determined. obsolete in a future dystopian society. because he's a librarian. >> And books have been banned. >> Wow. >> And when you get determined obsolete, you get to choose your method of. execution.

>> Oh my god. >> And that it be televised. And then it. goes from there. And it is a [ __ ]. tour to force from Burgess Meredith, man. >> Do you ever see a game of pool? You're. talking about the pool halls. >> Jonathan Wyers. >> Yeah. And Jack Clugman. >> Yes. Yeah. He wants to be the best and. the curse is that he's the best and has. to play everybody until the end of time. until somebody can beat him. >> So he has to wait in this pool hall when. people come in. >> Yeah. >> Someone has to beat him before he can. get to leave. >> Oh, it's so good, dude. It's so good. I. love. >> so many great How about the one when.

William Shackner is like the the little. fortune telling machine? >> Yeah. Nick of Time it's called. Yeah. And they become they they're like. trapped by the machine. >> They [ __ ] up when they got rid of that. ride. So, like in the Guardian of the. Galaxy ride is [ __ ] awesome. It's. really cool at at Disneyland, but it. used to be the Twilight Zone. >> Tower of Terror. >> Yeah, Tower of Terror was the Twilight. Zone. It was Rod Sterling. >> That That ride was awesome. That ride. was awesome. >> It's still awesome. Guardians of the.

Galaxy. It is awesome. >> But is. >> it's just But I know what it used to be. Like, why'd you do that? Why didn't you. just make a new Guardian of the Galaxy. ride? >> But wait, is the Guardian The Guardians. isn't still the freef fall ride? Yeah, it is. >> Oh, it is. >> Tower of Terror. Yeah, it's Tower of. Terror. It's a Guardians of the Galaxy. ride now. >> So, how how do So, how what what happens. now when you go in? It's just. >> freef fall. There's a bunch of [ __ ]. going on. You watch some scenes. You get. freaked out. >> Yeah. You watch Chris Pratt. Like, for. real, that's what happens. >> All right.

>> It's like they incorporated Guardians of. the Galaxy into an already amazing ride. Like, they didn't have to do that. I. kind of love the classic one, but I. guess it's like a money-saving thing. >> But also too, the freef fall makes sense. with the Twilight Zone. I know. >> Doesn't make sense with Guardians of the. Galaxy. >> No, it doesn't. >> It doesn't make any sense. >> The The greatest thing they did at. Disneyland, though, is the Star Wars. stuff. >> The Star Wars ride is [ __ ] crazy. >> I still haven't seen it. >> It's so cool. It's so cool. Yeah. You're. in like a vehicle and you're moving.

around on tracks and a bunch of [ __ ] is. happening and. which by the way, lasers somehow or. another more advanced than bullets. Yet, you can see them coming. You can [ __ ]. duck out of the way of them. They're the. dumbest weapon of all time. Like bullets. are way faster than these stupid lasers. You can literally see them chew chew. People like running away. You mean Darth. Vader's like knocking them away with a. sword. Like imagine if he did that with. bullets. He'd be like, "Shut up. How you. seen those bullets?" Well, we just laser. blasts are slow as [ __ ] Not even the.

speed of light. They're dumb. >> The movie would suck if they ded them. down. >> It's more fun to see them. >> But imagine they they made light not the. speed of light. Like what? >> Why'd you do that? >> God damn. You might have just ruined. Star Wars for me. >> It's dumb. There's a lot of dumb [ __ ] in. Star Wars, but it's like it's fun. >> They only closed the Tower of Terror. California one. I think it's still. opening in Florida and maybe there's a. version also in Paris. >> Oh, so Disney World. That's right. I've. went to the But the Disney World one, no.

disrespect, not as good. I did that one. It's not quite as crazy. >> I think I've only been on the Disney. World one. Disney World has the best. ride in the world though. The Avatar. ride. >> I never did it. I thought it. >> What's it called? Right. Flights of. passage. Flights of passage. It's a VR. game. You get on a motorcycle and you. put the [ __ ] helmet on and it sinks. you up to the dragon and you're flying. on on top of the dragon. >> Dude, >> that's cool, >> dude. >> Dude, it's the [ __ ]. >> That's cool. >> It's the [ __ ].

>> That's cool. I'll tell you the best ride. I was ever on. is the Spider-Man ride at Universal. Studios. That's a great ride. >> That's a great ride, >> dude. When he jumps. >> Yeah. >> onto your car. >> Yeah. >> When your car falls off the skyscraper. and it gets caught by the web. >> That ride's [ __ ] sick. That ride is. nuts. >> Universal's got some banger rides. >> Oh yeah. Do you ever go to Halloween. Horror Nights? >> Oh yeah, for sure. >> Scary as [ __ ]. >> Yeah, >> those haunt houses are scary as [ __ ].

>> They did one with uh Walking Dead. They. had a Walking Dead house. It was [ __ ]. terri. They had like real actors in. there. There's a new permanent one in. Vegas opening. If it's not open already, it's opening very soon. Like, it's just. open all year round. >> They had the greatest. >> Hollywood Horror Nights. >> Uh, they had the greatest [ __ ] scare. at at Halloween Horror Nights that I. have ever experienced in a haunted. house. It was The Exorcist House or. whatever you want to call it. And you. went through and you had to walk through. Regan's bedroom. >> Oh, >> and there's this [ __ ] doll on the bed.

and it's like head is spinning around. and it and there's the like these. animatronic priests hitting it with. [ __ ] holy. The scene was so [ __ ]. scary cuz you're so close to it even. though you knew it was robots. and everybody's screaming and [ __ ] and. then you keep going through the maze and. they circle you back and everybody is. like, I don't want to go through that. [ __ ] room again, but they're going to. make us. And you go through the room. again and you're like, "All right, all. right, all right, all right." And then. all of a sudden, Reagan jumps off the. bed because they replaced the robot with.

a real person and you didn't know. And. dude, like, dude, it is the most scared I ever. was in my life. >> Dude, people have to see that movie in. the context of what the time was like. when it was released. Yeah, >> that's that's I remember when I was a. kid, >> people were absolutely terrified of that. movie. Like more so than any movie I. think of all time because other movies. were horror movies, but they didn't deal.

with something that people actually. believe could be true, >> which is like demonic possession. >> Yeah. >> You imagine if you were a [ __ ] priest. and you know they trained you how to do. exorcist like bunch of [ __ ]. schizophrenics. >> Yeah. >> Off their meds, you Yeah. >> Fine. >> Yeah. >> And then one day, >> one day you go to do one and it's a real. one. >> and he tells you about your mother. >> Yeah. >> Telling you things that happened to you. when you're a little boy so it knows. that you know you're like.

>> Yeah. I mean, dude, that that whole. story arc that uh Father Caris Caris I. think is the younger one. Yeah, it's. Caris. Uh that he's having a crisis of. faith. >> Yeah. >> He's already having a crisis of faith. Then on top of it, he's presented this. case and he's got to do all the. skeptics. >> A girl saying, "Your mother sucks [ __ ]. in hell.". >> Then his mother dies. He has the guilt. >> When I saw that movie, I was dying. laughing the entire time. I saw it way. too late in life and I was it was.

couldn't have been funnier. >> The thing is, I saw it when it came out. and I was a little kid. >> Jesus Christ. >> What year did that movie come out, Jamie? >> 25th. Yeah. In the 74, >> dude. Yeah. It's like 73, right? >> 73. >> So I was six. >> Pissed herself. So funny. No Exorcist. movie has gone as graphic as that since. >> Really? Well, when how much she stabbed. herself in the [ __ ] with a cross? >> Yes. It's brutal, dude. >> And making those crazy liquid like. slicing noises like. >> It's brutal, dude. And they show that.

she's bleeding from it. Like it's. [ __ ]. >> brutal. And there was nothing like that. before then. This is what you have to. understand. Like in the context of that. time, there was no film that was that. crazy. the uh and I'm telling you I. there's no Exorcism movie since that's. comes even kind of close. >> But it did open up the door to that that. kind of a genre though, right? >> But dude, the the the how how [ __ ]. cool is it that in in the in the climax. in in the third act of the movie when.

Caris finally realizes like this [ __ ]. [ __ ] is possessed. We got to do. something. And they're like we're going. to call in an exorcist. And then it's. [ __ ] Max von Seedal and his whole. backstory is like he encountered this. demon once before and he comes in like. [ __ ] Obi-Wan. >> Yeah. >> All gray hair like. >> and he's like the guy coming in like you. don't know what the [ __ ] you're up. against right now. Like it's just it's. hero [ __ ] It's awesome. It's so [ __ ]. awesome. >> Like William Defo's character in.

Noserado Sim. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Like you don't know what the [ __ ]. you just encountered. >> Yeah. Yeah. Those kind of movies are. fun, man. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. Oh, is this the ride? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That's This is like a dark hall. Okay. Yeah. This. >> is it. >> It looks terrible right now, but trust. me, it was scary. >> I'm not going to show the screen. I. don't. >> You have to be there. It's one of those. you got to be there moments when someone. tells you a funny joke someone said at a. dinner table, you're like, "Okay,

>> you had to be there.". >> Yeah. >> You had to be there. >> Yeah. Yeah. Trying to uh describe a. haunted house is like trying to. reiterate one of Mezer's rants. >> It's like there's so you gotta be there. >> Yeah. >> Mezer Mezer is go he goes so hard on. Twitter. Thank god Elon Musk bought. Twitter because Mezer would be in jail. if he lived in the UK. >> If he tried if he posted on Facebook in. the UK, they would have locked him up. years ago. He can't travel. internationally. He they'll they'll come.

get him. He was going off about. something on the on the right side of. the green room the other night and I was. sitting on the left side with Derek Post. in it and Assan. >> and I go I just turned them I go if Kurt. was in Raiders of the Lost Dark when. they open the arc at the end his face. wouldn't melt. >> I [ __ ] knew it. >> Yeah. >> He would have told you it was going to. happen beforehand. He he tells me about. random What is this? Some alien. >> [ __ ] alien thing. >> You think this alien corpse from 2008 is. real? I don't know. Look at them cakes.

though, >> bro. Did you see when he tweeted to. Netany and Yahoo, I was like, Jesus. Christ. >> What'd he say? >> Some horrific [ __ ] that I don't want to. repeat. Okay. >> But he goes so hard. He goes so hard. He's an animal. >> Oh my god. Yeah. >> He's so funny. >> He's so funny. You, Dude, I've told this. story many times about and it's you. about you and Kurt and I laughed. It. made me laugh so hard, dude. He was.

going off about something, dude. And you. were just standing there quiet. and you walked over and you just go, "Kurt, I hesitate to even ask you the. question because you knew you were going. to rip the game.". I laugh so hard and I go, I go, "Krogan. talks to people for four hours a day, three times a week, and Kurt's the guy. that's he's like, "Kurt, I don't even. want to get you started right now." Like. like you know how to talk to anybody for.

lengths of time. You know what I mean? >> I just wanted a simple yes or no answer. to something. Is this real? >> Oh, you don't know? >> It was so funny. >> And he's a giant dude. So he's like. looming over you with his crazy. eyebrows. >> You don't know. You don't know. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He'll he'll hit you. with anything. Yeah. You'll be like, I. saw the new Fast and Furious. He'll be. like, you know what's up with that. though, right? You know what the story? >> It's all about the Masons. >> I talked to N. was so sweaty coming off. stage. I was like, I should have given. him a minute. He's just dripping sweat, ranting at me. I'm like, take a minute.

Breathe. Breathe. >> No. No. When you catch him off stage, you get him at a nine. He's ready to go. He's warmed up. >> I've seen that man, I'm not. exaggerating, roll and smoke a full. joint to the head. >> in the time it would take the average. person to smoke half a cigarette. Like, roll it. >> Four hits down, gone, boom. Like just. just. >> he's operating on a different plane. >> Yeah, he's in another world. He's an odd. duck. There's he's another dude like you.

know Ari's an original. Find yourself. another mezer. Imp like literally. impossible. >> Yeah. >> Super informed, super smart, insane. >> Knows every [ __ ] And by the way, didn't. used to be like this with all the. conspiracies. >> Yeah. >> He started I mean he always knew stuff. about things. We'd always have weird. conversations about stuff like weird. facts. But when he started working with. Jimmy, so he started doing Jimmy Door. Show. >> and so from then on he got exposed to so. many things. It like cracked him. >> Mhm. >> Like he's like, "Oh my god." Like it's.

all fake. Everything's [ __ ] There's. like multi levels of fakeness built into. things. >> Jimmy's an interesting guy because Jimmy. was. >> staunchly uh left liberal. I don't know. the terms people say they all mean. different things but he's an interesting. guy because he certainly I guess moved. would you call it libertarian now or. >> I just think he thinks that the left as. it existed when he was a part of it. disappeared. >> yes. >> it moved to a far-left position that is.

unrecognizable and a lot of people have. that same feeling that they felt. politically homeless. >> Eric Weinstein talked about that I've. talked about it you feel politically. homeless. >> because there's things you support on. one side you don't support on the other. side. Like what do we do? What what is. this? Like what why is this a part of. it? And you just get to the point where. you're like, "Okay, I can't be on either. one of your [ __ ] teams cuz you guys. are both at the far ends completely. insane.". >> Yeah. >> Far ends of the left and the far ends of. the right. Completely insane.

>> Yeah. Yeah. It's uh it's it's an. interesting thing. It's an interesting. thing. It's it's I never. once ethics pardon me. Once ethics. became economized, I knew there was I was like, we got a. real problem on our hands now. Like when. people started cuz I was living in LA at. the time. And when you started seeing. like you'd be in a job interview just to. get a writing gig on a TV show, whatever. it was, and you started to see how your. social media played into it, you started.

to see how your takes played into it. Hey, I saw you in a little weird dust up. with this guy on the internet. What was. that all about? You know what I mean? Like. >> it's like ethics are being economized. Your your morality is being monetized. And once people start to do that, the. that separation of church and livelihood. is no longer there. >> Yeah. >> And the politics becomes the deity or or. the dogma, whatever you want to call it. And you it's just oh my god, man. It's. it's not a good scene. And I never.

thought you'd see the day where. the the where the extremists. are are the loudest of the voices. >> I know a person who works at a firm and. they have to put their pronouns in every. email they send. >> You have to. >> they have to. >> It's company policy. >> But what company policy he him? But what. if you say that's. >> what if you say that's my business and I. don't want to share that. >> You can't.

that's. >> you have to put it in there because they. want you to comply. It's it's it's. literally Orwellian. It's um it's not it should be like super. obvious. It was obvious for all of time. If your name was Deborah McGee and you. had long hair and you wore a dress and. you were obviously a woman, right? >> You were a she. >> Yeah. >> And the fact that that is you don't want.

to assume someone's gender now. You have. to be careful. I'm sorry. What are your. pronouns? What kind of a stupid [ __ ]. nothing question is that? Well, also. too, to me, it's like if you said to me, uh, uh, Joe, uh, if you bring up my pronouns, you are. to refer to me as a catman. I would go, "Okay, Joe." Like, you're my buddy. >> No, you're saying that like it's a joke. There was a woman in Oregon. There was a. woman in Oregon who rec she identified. as a turtle and she was a part of the.

mental health board. >> Yeah. >> Do you know about this lady? >> No, I'm just I've thought of two other. >> famous so much. She was talking about. her pronouns and one of her pronouns was. turtle. She was a turtle. >> Yeah. There was I saw the the news clip. of the there was an overweight Chinese. middle-aged man who identified as a. 12-year-old white girl. >> Oh, nice. Uh. >> so you can shower with them. Not nothing. creepy about that at all. >> But my my my point is this is like if I. said if if you if you said that to me. and I slipped and I said he and you go.

Joe please cat man. I go oh I'm sorry. buddy. It's so not meant to insult you. It's just like, "Oh, all right, dude. Whatever you want. It's fine." But it's. when it becomes this thing of like it's. like it is the worst crime you could. ever commit against a human being. And. it's like, "Guys, >> you're dehumanizing me by using my dead. name. >> Can we just take a We're just can we. just have a discussion? It's okay.". Like, you know, >> no, there will be no discussions. Compliance will be complete. the uh.

>> total compliance will be required if you. want to get your social credit score. >> Do do you know what's interesting? I. googled um uh Bruce Jenner the other. day. >> That's not interesting. >> This part is. >> it's not Bruce anymore. Does it say. Caitlyn in Wikipedia? Caitlyn won the. gold medal. >> I Googled Bruce Jenner because I was I. was watching This is a rabbit hole. I. was watching Dennis Miller. I was. watching an old Dennis Miller thing and.

he and he had a joke where he's like, "When the [ __ ] did Bruce Jenner become. the lady from the Beverly Hillbillies. cuz it was when Bruce Jenner like his. face was starting to get pulled back and. [ __ ] and you didn't know what was going. on. >> and it was it just made me laugh and I. looked up the lady and then I was like, "Wait, yeah, what did he look like. then?" And I Googled Bruce Jenner and I. was like, "I wonder if there will be. results for Bruce Jenner or if it's. going to say. >> you're dead.". >> No, Caitlyn. and it did come up and. everything, but I was I was like. >> too too popular, too famous as a man,

right? Won the gold medal, was on top of. the wedies box, >> right? >> Too famous. Like you can't erase that. Was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. as a male for who knows how many. episodes. >> But also too, like I I have I have trans. friends. It's like it I would never out. of respect to them say, "Hey, I'm going. to bring up your old shit." But to say. we can't talk that Bruce Jenner existed, >> that's that's when it becomes necessary.

>> It's Orwellian. Yeah, it is. It's it's. all cult stuff. That's what it is. >> Yeah. >> It's just people that it's another. version of it. It's another undefined. cult that is constantly moving the. boundaries of what's acceptable. >> The uh we're living in. >> It's exhausting. >> I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted with. everything. I'm exhaust. It's funny when. uh when Trump got shot. I was at my. buddy's house. We were in the pool. hanging out and he had a he has a TV out.

there and we it came on. We were like, "Holy shit." [ __ ] wild, right? >> Yeah. >> And there were people in the pool that. were Trump supporters. There were people. in the pool that don't like Trump. There. was all kinds of people there. So, so a. discussion broke out. This was a massive. event. It was very interesting. And I. said to my friend, I go, "The we're. living in insanity right now. This is. insanity what we're living in. It's too. much. I'm having a hard time swallowing.

it every day." And he said, "Yeah, but. every generation says that. And is this. any crazier than the 60s?" What? I go, "Let me tell you why it's crazier than. than the 60s." Because you can't even. talk about Star Wars anymore without it. devolving into an argument about a trans. global conspiracy of some. You know what. I mean? I'm like, we don't even have the. the escape conversations anymore, right? >> Everything has an agenda. Everything is. tribalistic. >> Everything's a conspiracy. >> [ __ ] cartoons. You can't talk about.

anything anymore. And it's like. >> that's I'm exhausted. I'm I find myself. re-watching. >> news radio, uh, sitcoms from the 90s, things that just remind me of. >> a simpler time. >> Jesus Christ, man. So, thank you for. news radio. >> Thanks, buddy. Uh, tell everybody about. your special. Let's bring this baby. home. >> Thank you, brother. Uh, it's called I. Never Promised You a Rose Garden. Uh, it's on my YouTube. >> I beg your pardon. >> Never promised you a rose garden. Uh,

it's on my YouTube, which is Jod Rosa. Comedy. Um, please watch it. It's off to. an amazing start. Thank you to. everybody. Um, I I wrote it, I performed. it, I directed it. It's. >> Where did you perform? Uh there's a this. theater is the is the Colonial Theater. in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania, near. where I have a house in Pennsylvania. It's where I'm from. And that theater is. the theater the original Blob was shot. at when they run out of the theater. That's the theater.

>> Wow. >> Yeah. So. >> the Blob. >> Yeah. So. >> that's awesome, dude. >> This is the hardest I've ever worked. ever on anything in my life. I'm the. most proud of it of of anything I've. ever done. And and it's thank you to the. comedy community. Thank you to the. mothership. Thank you to all the clubs. Everybody, everybody has been so. supportive. It's been beautiful. Really. appreciate you having me, dude. >> My pleasure, brother. It's always good. to talk to you. >> Yeah, this was fun, man. >> Good to have a little sit down. one-on-one time. >> Yeah, man. It's nice.

>> All right. It was beautiful. Um, it's. available. Um, anything else? Tour. dates, jodosa.com. >> Uh, tour dates, jodosa.com. Uh, I'll be. in Rhode Island next in August. Uh, and. then. >> What are you doing in Rhode Island? >> Comedy Connection. >> Oh, I love that place. Gold Bank. >> Yeah. First and Second. And then I got. um uh you know, other dates throughout. the fall. jodosa.com. And and uh if. you're in New York, go get a sandwich. Joey Roses. Appreciate you guys. >> Bye everybody.

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