Joe Rogan Experience #2351 - James McCann

Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. >> The Joe Rogan Experience. >> Train by day. Joe Rogan podcast by. night. All day. >> Thank you for having me here. >> My pleasure. >> It's a joy. >> It's a joy to have you, sir. I've been. having a good time hanging out with you. at the club. So, >> it's been great. >> Feel like we got to do this. >> This is very Man, I'm trying not to spin. out. This is I have watched this on a. phone before. This is great.

>> Well, it's weird for me that it's weird. for people because to me it's still the. same thing. It's just sitting down and. talking to people. I've gotten so used. to it. Even when it's like Trump or Elon. or some [ __ ] huge cultural figure, it's still. >> You must have spun out at least one. time. >> I spun out a bunch of times in the early. days. I still spin out every now and. then like uh you know like you like Mel. Gibson's on the podcast like oh that's. really Mel Gibson. Mike Tyson that's. another one. Um, yeah. >> Yeah, he was, was this where he said he.

became erect when he wanted to beat. people up? >> That was in uh California. >> Okay. >> Yeah, that was. >> It's a classic It's a classic all-time. great moment. >> He was He was scaring the [ __ ] out of. me, >> man. I spin out when I first got to the. club, I was going it was every week I. would uh. >> It's weird, right? >> When I first met Adam Eaggan, I've seen you. You deny the Holocaust.

>> Not really. We should be real clear. >> No, he was a Nor McDonald under a. bridge. >> It was a Nor McDonald bit. >> He features in that book a lot. >> Well, Adam's an amazing guy. >> He's the reason he's one of the reasons. why I went back to the store. When I was. banned from the store for seven years, Adam came to Seven years. >> Yeah. Well, I banned myself for seven. years. They banned me. They were going. to ban me for like a few weeks. I'm. like, "Fuck you.". >> Like, nay. What did you do? >> This is the whole Carlos Msia thing. >> They ban you for that.

>> Yes. >> You won the Court of Public Opinion on. that. >> Well, not only did I not really get. banned, the guy who banned me was. eventually fired. He was the manager. there. But Mity gave me a spot that. night. Like before they called me to. tell me I was banned. Mity was going. through a lot of health problems, right? And you know, Mity was I was very close. with her. So I called her when the whole. Mensia thing happened and I said, "Listen, this is this guy's been a. problem. It's a it's a real issue. People are worried about do doing.

materially in front of him. It's like. this is a giant problem.". >> And you know, I told her the whole thing. with the video and she's like, "All. right, well, just keep away from them. What time do you want to go up tonight?". And I said, "When do you want me to go. up?" And she said, "How about 10:30 or. whatever it was?" And I said, "Thank. you." Okay. I love you. Bye. We said. bye. And then uh like [ __ ] an hour, two hours later, I get a call from this. manager telling me that I'm uh banned. from the store for two weeks. And I was like, "What?".

>> I go, "For two weeks for for I go, listen to me right now. I'm not coming. back." I go, "I'm not coming back." And. you're making a decision that's going to. [ __ ] this club up because you're. choosing to take the side of plagiarism. >> Yes. >> Over someone who's exposing it. Like the. the agents want to expose it. They're. making a [ __ ] ton of money and if the. comedy store is not gonna side with the. artists, I'm like, listen, this is the. same conversation I had with my agent. I. lost my agent too for that.

I feel like that those are both. important moments in a. >> like a everybody seems to have a problem. with their agent violent, but also the. number of people who've been banned from. comedy clubs. I was Brian Simpson has. told me about how he got banned for ages. when he was. >> homeless. uh who there was like like five people. were all doing banned from comedy club. stories. >> but he was uh he he had some sort of an. issue with someone there. >> and this was like when Brian wasn't. Brian Simpson from Netflix you know it's.

like Brian Simpson. >> upand cominging door guy that people go. oh that guy's funny but like if you get. a run a foul with certain things. >> this is what I'm trying to avoid I did. this in Australia a lot. >> you ran a foul. >> I was a problem and uh I couldn't work. in certain cities for some time just cuz. I was I think unpleasant. >> What were you doing wrong? >> I you know I started comedy. I would go. around telling people that they sucked. and they should quit and I went to like. the head of the Melbourne Comedy. Festival. I was in I was in the comedy. competition. It was like my fourth gig.

>> and I was like you're picking all the. wrong people to win these. These guys. the better. >> and it just. >> Anyway, I'm we grow older. I was also 18. and I was. >> Yeah. >> Um. >> Oh, I get it. >> Very no. >> Yeah. A lot of feuds, a lot of telling. people that they sucked. Well, when you. enter into comedy, you know, a lot of. times people treat it weirdly like. sports, you know, like they talk [ __ ]. playing basketball, so they try to talk. [ __ ] doing comedy. It's like. >> it's weird. >> I'm I've gotten better at it. I think. I've purged it for but sometimes.

>> Well, it depends on the environment. you're in. If you're envir in an. environment where a lot of people are. doing that, it's not fun. >> But this is I find it easy here because. people are I don't want to I don't want. to say that everyone in Australia is bad. at comedy. There are many great comics, but I could not for the life of me like. there there were times where it's like, "Oh, this could be helpful for your. career to get in with someone and have. them guide you." And it's like I just. hated everybody's comedy that I met and. hung out with. And people who were great. would often leave or not be around.

>> Australia's kind of a different. >> We've got great people out there, but. >> listen, you got Jim Jeff. I think you're. the funniest guy that's ever come out of. Australia. You believe that? >> No, we have Barry Humphre. I'll never be. better. >> Okay. You know Barry Humphre? >> No. >> The first tried to. >> make I think we watched a clip once in. the green room. But you know the problem. is the green room is so loud and. >> yeah I'll watch was the man. He would. dress up like Dame Ednner. This was in. the 70s. He's conservative man. Dress up. like a housewife. Like a very dowy drag. act. >> and uh was like super funny. Really.

broke through in the UK. >> And then the festival turned their back. on him. He started the Melbourne Comedy. Festival and then he made some like. trans remark and Hannah Gadsby I think. was like I'm not taking this award in. his name. >> Funniest Australian. >> I lose out to Hannah as well. You forget. about Hannah. Hannah was a great club. act. I tell this to people all the time. No one in No one wants to believe it. >> Well, listen man, it's just she did a. different thing. A lot of people got mad. at that. But I don't get mad at things. that are not for me. It's not it's.

pointless. It I think it was like a. revolutionary act for Americans because. you don't have comedy festivals in the. same way here. But like. >> everyone in Australia was doing the I. got raped show or the I wanted to commit. suicide show. Really? >> Yeah. You show you know everyone does an. hour. That's the only way you can. there's only five cities. So the comedy. festivals are the only way you can. really break through and make money. There's five clubs and once you've done. two of them you got nothing. >> So every you have to have a new hour. every year. >> There was the Oh man, there have been. some great I was molested shows. Shout.

out Corey White for one of the greatest. I was molested shows ever. >> Uh, who? Dave Quirk had the I had an. Affair show. That was great. Uh, Dad's. Got Cancer. Big show. >> Oh, no. >> Big show. Mom died when I was young. >> Sort of like more like um spoken word. thing than you would say standup comedy. >> You just No one's even People do all the. jokes they wrote that year, which gets. you to like 35 minutes. Mh. >> Then you tell a 10-minute very sad story. about. >> And then and then I I finished my.

chicken curry and I thought I'm ready to. die. >> And then then you bring it back with a. gag at the end and. >> Yeah. I. >> And that was like standard. >> Yeah. It's still going on to this day. There's a lot of that and I could never. do it. >> Yeah. You're I don't I couldn't imagine. you doing that. You're so like funny. heavy. >> Like your your comedy is very funny. heavy, you know? It feels important for. comedy. >> It's the [ __ ] most important thing. It's fun to get interesting ideas out. there. It really is. It's fun to talk.

about interesting subjects, >> but it's got to be funny. >> I mean, I when people have a theme, I. Colin Quinn does this all the time and. it's great. He goes like that. >> Oh, yeah. >> Going to therapy show, Red State, Blue. State, History of America in New York is. great. >> He's a genius at it. He's probably the. best at it about like telling. interesting subject matter, using. interesting subject matter, telling you. things you didn't know with comedy. He. Yeah. >> And highlighting the ridiculousness of. it all. >> He was at the club and that was that was.

crazy. >> He's great. He's such a. >> time usually like you time is dragging. on when people are on stage and you. check how long it's gone. Even if it's. great and you go, >> I thought we were at the 20-minute mark. It's been six minutes or something. Time. just disappears for him. >> Really blew me away is Jimmy Carr. >> Yeah. Oh my god, he was so on when he. was here. He was doing new stuff. >> I saw him running the new with the. pages. >> Yeah, with the pages. But. >> the polish, like while he was doing the. new stuff, he's so good off the cuff. that even if the new stuff was going.

sideways, >> he figured out a way to turn it around. and would address it and like, oh, he. was so good. >> He just sits and writes apparently. >> He's an animal. He teaches it, too. He. teaches it. He has a program that they. actually ran at the mothership for up. and cominging comics. >> Can you teach it? >> I'm always wary of that. >> Well, I don't think you could teach. comedy necessarily, but I think you. could teach you could learn how he does. it and you can learn how certain people. do it. And I think some of that you can. apply. >> Um, and school of comedy, you've got to.

take a lot of heroin. >> and put your hair right over your face. >> I think you can What you can do though. is teach work ethic. >> Yeah. >> And I think that's half the battle. Half. the battle is just sitting down and and. actually writing. And know everyone. comes up with an excuse. It's like a. cold plunge. Everybody comes up with an. excuse why they don't want a cold. plunge. >> And everybody comes up with an excuse. why they don't write in front of a. computer or on a piece of paper. They. always write only on stage. >> Well, I mean doing the same thing over.

and over again was I for I don't know. seven, eight years at the start, I. struggled to do it. I had no I had like. five bad hours of comedy. >> and it wasn't until I probably. impregnated my wife. It was like I. should I should make sure there's a good. five I should really boil this down to a. good five minutes or I'm in real. trouble. >> Well, sometimes it's something like that. has to happen in your life where you. really take it seriously cuz we all know. comics that like we started with we're. like, "Oh my god, this guy's going to be. huge." Yeah. And for whatever reason,

they didn't put in the work. They [ __ ]. off. They self-sabotaged. >> Every town you go to, there's the guy. who was going to be big. >> I think if we can encourage more people, we can make less of that. And I think we. can give more people a chance cuz I I. think we all could have been that person. who quit. >> Yeah. >> And I know in the beginning I thought. about quit a bunch of times. One of the. things that helped me not quit is I tore. my ACL. >> Okay. So, uh, I couldn't train or.

compete anymore. Yeah. Because I was. still like kind of on the fence of. whether I'd go back to fighting or. because I was terrible at comedy. I was. I was like good every now and again. >> ACL took that away from you. You got one. option now. >> I was like, "Okay, I can't fight. anymore. I need to get surgery. Um, I. got to take this seriously and I got to. really pick one thing." And I completely. stopped competing. So, that was like a. year into comedy. So that was an. important thing like it needed a thing. where it was like okay I've got no.

options now like I can't just enter into. a kickboxing tournament and say [ __ ]. comedy this is too hard. >> Yeah. >> And it's just there was it was a weird. thing. It was like I had to make a. complete mind shift from someone who. didn't care at all about other people's. opinions. Someone who was like I will. show you. I will show you. Like I don't. give a [ __ ] what you think. I will show. you. >> Yeah. >> To I have to get you to like me. >> Yeah. I have to be f not just funny with. my friends, but I have to figure out how. to make these people my friends where I.

was always very standoffish with new. people. It was a weird thing to try to. adjust to comedy. >> Well, also if you can't make it work, you have to stop at some point. >> Oh, you have to. >> If you can't make it work, you But I did. make it work sometimes. I just had to. figure out what what was consistent when. I was making it work. >> That's a real. >> Yeah. >> I don't know how I mean so few people. get passed at a club. >> I know. It's hard. Uh cuz you you have. to come back and do it a couple times. and see. But I see people have a great. like a oneoff great one and then you go.

where did that go? >> Oh dude, there's a girl that I saw once. in 1990. No, 1995. or six. That's what it was. 1995 or six. She did a set in the belly room and it. was one of the funniest sets I've ever. seen in my life. It was like I was. watching a female Sam Kenisonson. I was. like, "This girl is on fire. Like, this. is insane." And then. >> never happened. I don't know what. happened, you know? I don't know. People.

just never really get it together. They. they whatever the [ __ ] they pulled off. that time they can't do again. Lightning. in a bottle. >> Oh, >> but it was in there. Like, it's in. there. That comedy was in there. I was. like, if this person with the right. encouragement could have been [ __ ]. huge, man. >> Yeah. I remember I saw my friend Amos on. that day. His girlfriend broke up with. him and he went and did he was meant he. was booked for 10. He did like 25. Uh he. was just heartbroken. He was just. complaining about being devastated. And.

it was all the things that were wrong. with his comedy beforehand were like. gone. He was used to be like unpleasant. in people's face and then he was like. free and likable and good. It's like oh. you can't engineer to be broken up with. >> every show. You can't. >> you can't engineer that, right? >> You shouldn't. Well, that was Kenisonson. in the early days, right? Curly. Kenisonson in the early days was all. about like how you know like meeting the. devil and the devil's like, "Oh, you've. been married?". >> Yeah. >> This is all [ __ ] nudy. You know, this. is all old hat to you. Oh, this is where.

we torture the souls. Like. >> I never had it. >> Oh, you were married twice. Like. remember that bit? >> I I never The first time I realized that. he was a big thing was when that poster. went up backstage at the mothership. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. We didn't we didn't get him. >> Wow. >> We didn't get him. We didn't get uh I. mean, maybe some people got them. We got. Ron White cuz he was on Comedy Central. So, I had seen his special like a bunch. of times. >> That's crazy. >> But in terms of American comics, I. didn't get Kenisonson. I didn't get uh. who we got Chappelle cuz we got. Chappelle shot. >> You must have got Hicks.

>> People around me had Hicks, but the I. was late to Hicks because the men who. loved Hicks were uh nuts, >> right? >> You know what I mean? like you go. there's something good here, but it's. going to I'm going to have to come back. to it where they. >> Well, he was so good and so unique in. the kind of comedy that he did and so. smart that it made a bunch of guys try. to be like him. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> There's many such cases. >> guys who are great but they destroy. >> dude. >> there's a lot of little Casey Rockets. running around who think they don't have.

to write anything and. >> one of the all-time great I mean if you. one of the all-time greats is Richard. Jenny. I mean, he's an all-time great. And um when I saw him in like the 1980s, he did a club, I guess I was probably. 90, 91 maybe, East Side Comedy Club. He. did four different hours. And the MC. wanted to quit comedy after he MCed for. him the weekend. He said he did four. different hours. A different hour on uh. Friday night, first show, different.

hour, second show, different hour, first. show, Saturday night, different and all. of them murdered. And he said it was. insane. And he goes, "I wanted to quit. comedy." He saw Hicks and he said to me, like we were hanging out together, he. was like, "God, I got I wish I makes me. want to do more of that." You know, I. feel like sometimes I'm not doing enough. of that. Like, wow, that's crazy. >> Do you know Ken Dodd? Do you know that? He was a Liverpian comedian, I think, but he would come out and he would do. his new hour and people would like clap.

and say thank you. And then he would he. would say, "Right, I'm going to do the. hour I did last time I was in town. You. can leave if you want, but I'll do. And. the second hour is the hour he did the. year before. And then he'd do the hour. that he did the year before that. And. he'd just do hour after hour until the. whole until like if people had enough, they could get up and walk away. >> Wow. >> But he'd be there for like seven hours. >> Jesus Christ. You know, he used to staff. hated it. >> Chappelle used to do that. >> He used to pull up to the Laugh Factory. and do like a 9-hour set. >> Yeah. >> He's still doing it. I think. >> I think him and Dane Cook had like a.

battle to see like who who could do the. longest set. I mean, I saw I got to go. to. >> I don't think Dave was like trying to. battle, but I think Dade like took the. title. >> Shane took me to his the the YS. Firehouse, the club that Dave has set up. in uh. >> Yell Springs. >> Yeah, it was on his birthday. And he did. three hours and he bombed at his own. birthday. And he kept saying, "I can't. believe I'm bombing at my own club on my. birthday." But then in the middle there. was a guy with a coat and he just did. maybe 45 minutes about this guy's coat.

of crowd work on his just a it was. magical. The whole thing flew. He could. release an hour on this guy's coat. I. think he's recording everything though. He's building a vault. I think I think. he's got a Prince vault. >> A Prince vault. >> Yeah. Like how Prince I think every. second album Prince would just put it. away. >> And I think he's got he must have hours. in the vault. >> Yeah. He's got a whole system for how he. creates comedy. It's very unique. He. goes on stage and he has some subjects. and he just [ __ ] around and he gets a. little drunk. >> Yeah.

>> Gets a little high and he's so funny. that some of those things will wind up. being bits. >> Yes. >> And then he takes those bits and then he. like he has all of them recorded. So. he's just constantly stock and he goes. on stage like almost every night. >> I there's nothing in my vault. Everything I've I've gotten I've got. like. >> every time I go out there I go I've got. nothing. >> Isn't that a great example? Like not. everybody has the option to just go on. stage and rant for 3 hours. But. >> isn't it educational to any young.

comics? It says, "Okay, who do people. consider to be the greatest greatest. comic alive?" Most people would say Dave. Chappelle. And Dave Chappelle is working. harder than anybody. >> Yes. >> It's not a coincidence. Like he's. effortlessly funny. Yes, for sure. Brilliant. Yes, for sure. But also works. every night. >> Like there's something to that. and. works every night and does long sets. Yeah. Like every night like he's always. >> he's always there. >> He's always getting better. He's always. covering to do it. Before I came to. America, I would do like I would do an.

hour a month and be very happy with. that. And I thought this was enough to. get me where I needed to go. And uh no, going every night is it's also hard to. go every night. Like you don't you have. a good time once you're out, but then. you. >> comedy. You got to avoid that feeling, right? So it's a it's a mental collapse. >> It's you know familiarity breeds. contempt. It's not just in. relationships. It's in anything you do. Yeah. >> And that's where you have to reset your.

mind. Right. So like when you start to. feel that coming on like I can't believe. I have to do another set. [ __ ] I don't. want to do a second show. >> You have to remember what it was like. when you had nothing. And you have to. remember what it was like when you would. go to open mic night and just you. wouldn't on the weren't on the list. You. didn't make the list, but you just. wanted to go on stage so bad. You wanted. to go on stage so bad and you wanted to. you're like, I got to figure this thing. out. >> You got to have your Johnny Cash moment. sitting backstage at the Falsome Prison. looking at the water thinking about your. brother.

>> You are about to go do a second soldout. show. >> No, it's silly. >> You should be so pumped. It's just a. familiarity thing. It's just a mind. [ __ ] But you can get over mind [ __ ]. man. You can get over them if you. understand what they are and just. recalibrate the way you engage with it. >> Figuring out a way to recalibrate that. doesn't kill you in the long run is a. good like I know some. >> Well, you mean cocaine? >> I cocaine. People get like [ __ ] up or. just play a video game all all week and. then they can get back and do it. >> You don't have to though. You don't have.

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>> Then I say nothing and I wait for. something to happen after that. >> and I go and talk about the next thing. >> Well, it's, you know, one of those. exercises that because you're moving. against the resistance of the water, it. doesn't damage your joints. >> Yeah. >> And it's like it feels like therapeutic. even though it feels like exercise. >> You can get yourself tired if you want. You can slow it down. >> Oh, yeah. You can. Yeah. And it's fun. I. swim with my dog in a lake. In a pool? >> No, in a pool. Me and the dog swim in. the pool. He's the He's the funniest.

He's such a great dog. >> I did find your dog Instagram account. Are you running the dog Instagram. account? >> My wife runs. >> Okay. >> But he's um he's so great that like he. won't swim unless you're swimming. Like. he knows he's not supposed to just. randomly jump in the pool cuz then he. comes in the house, [ __ ] everything up. >> So he only allowed to swim when we tell. him to swim. And so he sits there like, "Are we [ __ ] swimming today?" Yeah. And then he finds out we're swimming. Like, "Oh [ __ ] we're swimming." And he. just jumps off the [ __ ] side of the.

pool. >> Coronated pool. Salt pool. >> Salt pool. I think it's salt pool. If. it's not supposed to be, >> it's not. I can float in that. I cannot. float in the chlorine pool. And that. brings me great. >> Why not? >> I My legs sink down. >> Oh, >> I have no bum. >> Have you ever done a float tank? >> Never. >> Oh my god. We have. >> I'm afraid of what would be in my brain. >> You need to find out. >> No. there. Dig around that clothes forever. Repression is so beautiful. >> Just dig around, dog. I've been there for 5 minutes. I'll be. back.

Just push it down and get back to work. at the factory. >> It really I'm a big believer in push it. down and keep moving. >> Hey, there's something to be said. >> I mean, you explode at some point. >> Well, the opposite is not good, right? If you're constantly dwelling on your. problems all the time, that's that's. worse. I was someone was. >> I got I got circumcised at like 32 cuz I. had. >> Jesus Christ. >> Lord's name. But it was a beautiful. experience. I enjoyed it. I had a nice. time. >> Did you get a rabbi to suck your dick? >> I thought about it. I thought I could.

leave that in as an option. But also. it's fine. >> By the way, for people I'm not making a. joke. >> They do suck the Sometimes they have a. tube. Sometimes they have a special. tube. >> Yeah. And sometimes they don't. >> No. Sometimes they just get the whole. given kids herpes and babies. >> Children do diabetes from it. Yeah. >> Yeah. It's grim. But circumcision in. general, I'm in favor. >> Why? >> Cuz I I know what it was like before. I. know what it was like after. It's not a. big deal. >> But there are people, what I'm saying, people make it their whole life. >> One of one. >> Yeah. I've experienced both as an adult. People go,

>> I think most people would not want their. dick to be cut for no real reason other. than aesthetics. And people are like, "Oh, it prevents AIDS." Like, shut the. [ __ ] up. >> I got to go to the AIDS memorial garden. in San Francisco. >> Yeah. Did you show them your new dick? >> Uh, well, people definitely would. It's. a lot of nooks and crannies in the AIDS. memorial. Like they built the perfect. place to have sex with a man. >> in the AIDS. >> Someone's definitely gotten AIDS at the. AIDS memorial garden. >> You think so? >> And they're [ __ ] away and they're. going, "Ah, I knew there was something I. was supposed to remember. [ __ ] Now I. have AIDS. It was very good. It was a.

beautiful park. San Francisco was. lovely.". >> Have you ever uh listened to people like. um what is that guy's name? The guy that. we had on the podcast a long time ago, Peter Dooberg. >> No. If you want to go down the ultimate. rabbit hole, >> what was he doing? Was he in a park? >> No. Peter Dooberg doesn't believe that. HIV co causes AIDS. >> I've heard about this. It's the. treatment. >> Peter Dooberg is uh he's a professional. of professor of biology, University of. California, Berkeley. Uh tenur and he's.

done like groundbreaking work on cancer. It's like considered to be a brilliant. guy. Considered to be a brilliant guy. So in the 80s when all this was going on. with AIDS, his assertion was that there. was a thing that people were not. factoring in is that almost all of the. people who developed AIDS Yeah. were. hardcore parters, hardcore drug users in. the gay community. And no one wanted to. address that. And he was saying, "No,

this is destroying their immune system.". And then HIV shows up. He goes, "HIV is. a weak virus." He goes in most people. and in what I had read what he said and. I don't know if this is true maybe we. could find out that babies if they're. born they test positive for HIV without. any treatment at all are HIV negative. within a certain amount of time. >> okay. >> and so it all sounds nuts right because. you go there's no way evidence for that. because like African countries you would. go healthcare would be bad malnutrition.

would be. >> well this is the thing are they really. testing for HIV when they say these. people have AIDS and is there other poss. possible factors that could cause this. immune thing. And if you're dealing with. like it's all coming out of this gay. community where there are a lot of. partying, there's a lot of drug use, a. lot of wild [ __ ] and these guys are. burning it at both ends. And when you do. that, sometimes you [ __ ] die. Sometimes your immune system gets. crashed. >> Now, clearly I'm not [ __ ] smart. enough to know if he's right or if.

everyone else in the world is right. because it's literally that, right? It's. like him. >> I want that guy to be right, though. Well, there's a bunch of people that. agree with him and silently agree with. him. There's a bunch of people. It's. actually covered in RFK Jr.'s book on. Fouchy because it has to do with Fouchy. >> Fouchi was in charge then, right? Like. he was. >> Yes. He was the one that was giving. people act, right? So act was a cancer. medication that was killing people. quicker than cancer was. It was a. chemotherapy. And it not only is it a.

chemotherapy, this is the only time. during the AIDS crisis where a. chemotherapy was prescribed permanently. >> because chemotherapy the the the. agreement is like I'm going to take this. poison that's going to destroy my body. but it's going to kill the cancer and. then when the cancer is dead I'm going. to get healthy again, right? >> Yeah. No one gets hooked on. chemotherapy. >> You don't stay on. >> No one's getting an extra. a super. strong one. And you know, there was a. lot of people that took ACT when they. were asymptomatic. Like they didn't even.

have any of the symptoms. They just. tested positive for HIV. >> And this is back when Carrie Mullis, the. guy who invented the PCR test, he he's. like famously on record saying like this. is no way to test for diseases and. Fouchy doesn't know what the [ __ ] he's. doing. >> And it's the same guy that was in charge. during the whole CO thing. And you're. like that is the craziest conspiracy. that HIV doesn't cause AIDS. But what. he's saying is HIV is present is is. present in people with already. compromised immune systems and that this.

unique factor that they're all hardcore. drug users was never taken into. consideration. >> Well, they I mean certainly with co they. didn't take it into account that fed. people and weak people. >> The thing is you got to look at it from. a profitability standpoint. And I know. this is super cynical and sounds. disgusting, >> but if you have a actual disease that. you can prescribe medication for, that's. valuable. >> Yes. >> If you have a bunch of people that are. doing something that's super healthy.

that's killing them and you don't have a. solution, that's not valuable. >> Well, they figured it out with fat. people. They got the Ompic. I mean, people are just on the Ompic forever, >> bro. Do you know Ozmpic is like the. number one most profitable medication in. the country? >> I I believe it. But. >> what is that true? Did I make that up? I. think that's true. They're all doing it. >> Sometimes I see things on TikTok and I'm. like, is this China? >> Also, some of them look great. >> Oh, yeah. >> I mean, I know people on Empic who are. >> they're spritly. They're bouncing around. doing it. >> No. >> Thinking about it? >> Never. >> No. >> No. >> No way. >> I'm a comfortable level of fat.

>> In America, no one has ever called me. fat. >> No. >> In Australia at this body, all the time. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> They're all [ __ ] healthy over there. You guys got to hike everywhere. >> I think the food is better for sure. I. think the food I think I've. >> for sure. >> I became lactose intolerant when I came. to America. Uh cuz I had raw milk and. then I vomited green bile for a couple. of days. >> You ate raw milk here? >> I had like a gallon of raw milk in a. day. >> So raw milk, not um pasteurized, not. >> I got it from the farmers market. The.

guy looked really strong and healthy. I. was like, I want that cool rightwing. milk. >> Gave you lactose intolerance? >> I don't know. I like the milk so much I. like to believe it wasn't that. But it. was the next day too much of it. I think. I got some sort of weird bacteria, but I. was Yeah. Oh, green bile. Both ends. >> Really? >> Yes. Lost. >> Right now, you're destroying the raw. milk industry single-handed. >> I would like it. Also, it was the most. beautiful milk I've ever had. >> Yeah. >> I don't want to be negative about raw. milk. If you're going to have it and it. doesn't do that to you, >> I think you had the raw milk.

>> I have. >> It's like drinking a secret. >> I think raw milk should be like raw. meat. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. I. know how to cook a steak. Right. You. don't You don't tell me how to cook a. steak. Let me buy raw milk. Let me buy. it. >> Yeah. >> If you let me buy raw meat, let me buy. raw milk. Shut the [ __ ] up. Now, are you. saying that it's killing people? Okay. Where's your evidence? And is. pasteurization and homogenization, which. does make it more shelf stable and make. it so that you could, you know, you can. keep it in the refrigerator for a long. time and it's still fine. You know, it.

has a expired by date. >> Yes, >> raw milk goes bad quick. So, should you. drink the bad raw milk? No, definitely. not. But is there anything limit on how. much you should have. >> super beneficial about drinking the raw. milk? Well, there seems to be a lot of. evidence as long as it doesn't have. bacteria in it. Okay. Well, how do you. prevent that? Well, I feel like we can. do that. See, this I don't think the. solution. >> doesn't feel especially well regulated. at the moment. I bought it from a guy's. muddy van. >> Oh, yeah. >> And then as I was vomiting and [ __ ]. I was like, this doesn't feel natural. >> You got to get it from a reputable.

farmer. But if you get it from a. reputable farm, they exist. There's like. a whole list where you can find raw milk. cuz people are raw milk nuts which is. also what turns me off to raw milk. The. raw milk I with for about 6 hours I. thought I had the greatest insight. anybody had ever had. This is the. special milk we should all be having it. >> until it started blowing out your body. Maybe you just drank too much. >> I did. Everyone else in the family was. fine. My wife, my kids, they little bit. They had a little bit. Yeah, you. probably drank too much. I mean, if you.

drank too much of anything, you'll get. diarrhea. And think about like how much. you're you're dealing with. How much. like milk fat and how much liquid. >> you can get diarrhea just from that. >> Overdosed on the milk. >> Yeah, that's I wouldn't blame. >> I've never had a milk problem before. then on the pasteurized milk. >> So now you have a milk problem. How so? >> I [ __ ] uh Oh, a big heavy weird. >> So it gave you lactose intolerance. >> It hap I liked the milk so much I don't. want to blame the milk but I will say it. happened at the same time. >> Okay. So is.

>> But from then on, are you getting. lactose intolerant every time you drink. raw milk or regular milk? >> Regular milk. Maybe maybe my body got. used to the beautiful raw milk and it. would only happen. >> Have a hard time selling that to the. wife. We're getting the raw milk back in. the house. >> Yeah, that might be it, dude. I know. that sounds crazy, but that might be it. Like your body might prefer real milk, and now that it knows what real milk. Yeah. It's like, [ __ ] you with this. boiled with the bread. But I think this. happened. I mean, something something's.

happening with the bread in America. That's like my hands feel swollen. >> I don't personally have any problem with. homogenized and pasteurized milk. Like. when I drink it, it doesn't make me feel. bad. I don't feel great, but I I'll will. do it if I have like cookies and milk. >> But. >> Oh, cookies and milk. >> Yeah. But I don't think that you should. be able to tell people that they can't. sell raw milk. I think you should tell. people if you're going to sell raw milk, it has to meet some certain standards. You have to have certain standards of. how you cool it, what you're doing, making sure everything's clean,

everything has to be inspected. But they. do that with other stuff. That's what's. USDA standards are definitely put. together by big business to crush small. people. >> But they do it that way anyway with. meat. This is my point. There's USDA. inspections. They have to make sure that. the processing place is clean. Everything's supposed to be under. >> and then even then they still do the. like you know for a like a burger used. to be one cow and they'd grind that bit. up and now it's like a thousand cows. coming together. >> right I don't think there's laws against. that right I think I don't I think that. if you the the cow thing is a weird.

thing like when and you're getting. burgers that have like a thousand cows. DNA in it is a weird thing. >> but I mean it is just me right it's. >> I think those standards are put there by. the big corporate like I I was thinking. about uh like housing zones and. districting like in Australia the median. house price is a million dollars. It's. you just you can't buy no one in my. generation is buying a home. It's a we. >> there's so much land. There's a lot of. stuff. You should just be able to like. whip up a slum with the with your bros.

You go to a valley where no one is. You. all live in a that would be better to. some extent rather than like renting in. a horrible thing forever. You go used to. be able to just like build a horrible. thing. You know, there was no building. regulations. Sometimes the ceiling would. collapse and people would die. But. >> so you think that's better to have no. regulations? >> I Yeah. >> Really? >> Yes. >> But that's how like stadiums collapse on. people in third world countries. >> No doubt bad things will also happen. >> No, that's a dumb idea. >> I I'm not saying no regulation. All. right. I'm going to walk back. No.

regulation. But it would be nice if the. regulation was somehow written. >> just with the safety in mind and not so. that I mean there are insane like there. are buildings up now that are perfectly. safe that wouldn't pass code if they. were built today. You couldn't build. them again. Now, >> why wouldn't they pass code? >> Cuz they do things like, you know, the. door has to be this far away from the. stairs, the ceiling has to be this. height, that it needs eight fire beeping. detectors. >> Yeah. >> In the same way that, you know, like you. can't cut hair without getting a degree.

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and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario. Bonus bets expire 7. days after issuance. For additional. terms and responsible gaming resources, see dkg.co/audio. >> Okay, cutting hair is not as big an. issue. I think we should go back to the. houses. >> All right, go ahead. >> Like, >> if you want to save lives, you you want. houses that you can escape in a in the. case of a fire. And if you don't. >> absolutely. >> if you don't hold the builder. accountable, the person who's making. that house, even if they're making it. for themselves, they will then sell that.

house to someone else most likely. and. that person will not be in a house. that's necessarily the safest it could. be. It just makes sense. >> It would result in big problems. >> Yeah, it makes sense for it. But it. makes sense. No, no, no, no, no. It. makes you You have to be Listen, >> when I was a kid, I grew up in. construction sites. My father was an. architect. My stepdad was an architect. So, when I was real young, I got to see. like real shitty construction, how. dangerous it is when people like [ __ ]. around, don't follow code. Yes. What?

How many like shady guys do a bad job? How many people try to like use lesser. materials than they're supposed to be. used? It's constant. And if you don't. have regulation, you you put people's. lives at stake. >> I don't think America has the same. problem with regulation here because you. guys seem to be able to build houses. >> like houses. >> Well, we have a lot of regulations. though. Like that's giant. contention with people. >> There's a way to do it in a way that is. just to help industry make house prices. stay high. Well, that's true, too. Both.

things can be true. I think there. there's definitely people that take. advantage of regulation and there's. definitely people that most likely. stifle other businesses growth through. promotion of regulation. That's probably. true, too. >> But also like for some stuff like for. safety stuff in homes, you [ __ ] need. regulation because if you sell it to my. mom and she doesn't know how anything. works and then the house catches on fire. cuz Yeah. It's just do it the right way.

They know how to do it the right way. People have established a system. Now, there's a bunch of [ __ ] that's arbitrary. that gets aesthetic and I'm not in favor. of that when people get to decide what, you know, the front of your house should. look like or what color you paint it. >> I mean, you can make something safer. forever though and there's no limit. There's no like. >> there's no zero that you can reach of. safety. Yeah. >> And there comes a point where the effort. goes up to the extent where it's not. >> No, but you hit a reasonable level and. then you stop. And that's what the. regulations are. >> We never stop. I mean, I think with. driver's licenses, you should have some.

uh test for competency to drive a car. >> 100%. >> It should be something. But when I mean. in Australia when I was trying to get I. didn't get my license till I was like 27. cuz it took forever. Like. >> you got to get a 100 hours registered. You got to do a weird test. I got a. driver's license in Ohio where I don't. think road fatalities are. >> that much higher than the rest of the. Well, and you know, you get in the car, you drive around the block, the guy. goes, you know how to operate this. vehicle. we're going to say it's not. going to cost, you know, $1,000 and. >> yeah, >> it's more straightforward. There's like.

there's a balance to be gotten to be. gotten right. >> 100%. I think you're 100% right. >> I relish in America that you're closer. to the freedom side of things. >> 100% definitely much more than Australia. is. And you got to see that during the. pandemic, too. >> But the the thing is like there's a. difference between overregulation and. wild west, right? There's like a fine. line. There's like a there's a. comfortable middle and I think that. middle has to be fought for because I. think it really is important to have.

people that are actually experts that. their job is to make sure that someone. builds a house correctly go and look and. make sure you do. But then again, you. open the door, the possibility that that. inspector guy is a douchebag and then. he's got a chip on his shoulder and he's. got a big [ __ ] ego and people bribe. him and you know, there's there's always. a possibility of that kind of stuff. happening too, >> where people love to have control over. people. They love to tell you you can't. build. They love to tell you you got to. repaint your house because it's the the. the color doesn't match our community.

>> How do you check that? How do you like. what is the other than like everyone. having a gun and getting ready to a. simmering level of violence and. revolution? >> You got to fight back before they ever. get to that point. It's real hard to. regain ground once someone takes ground. with like ridiculous legislation. Like. look, they've been trying to legalize. weed in this country for [ __ ] 50. years and it's they barely put a dent in. it. >> They've only done a state level. >> They've only done it on a state level. But the point is it's like once you lose. rights, >> you know, like if they tried to if.

marijuana was legal just like alcohol. and all a sudden they tried to make it. illegal, people would riot in the. streets like what are you doing? You. can't do that because it wouldn't make. sense. People would be furious. But once. it's done, even if it's the same exact. situation, the same exact data, the same. exact safety profile, the same exact. number of people using it in the. country. Yeah. It's just it's been it's. been [ __ ] because it got put into this. weird position. >> But you guys you got prohibition. somehow. You got alcohol taken off the.

streets for. >> Yeah. But it was it was. >> it was bad. >> Bad and it lasted a long time and it led. directly into marijuana prohibition. >> Yeah. >> Same exact people. >> But you just need to find something to. have prohibition against. >> How about cartel prohibition? How about. that? You know, how about fentanyl? Don't stop thinking about things. But. then you you find out like, "Oh, wait a. minute. Wait a minute. There's a lot. tied to this. It's like the alcohol. lobby doesn't want marijuana to be. legalized. >> So, they fight against it and they get. politicians that are on their side. Hey,

Ralph, you're going to vote for this. issue on our side, right? >> There's no way Ralph came over. >> Ralph. >> Ralph Nater. >> No, no, no. Not that guy. He doesn't do. that. But, you know, that's that's part. of the problem too, man. It's like. there's a lot of money involved in. keeping it illegal and like Jesus. Christ. >> But, at least you can have I think. America is one of the only countries. that primaries. You can actually like. get into a political party and if. there's enough will, you can do. something. You can like change. >> They wouldn't even allow it for the. Democrats. >> The primary. >> for the last election there was not even.

>> on presidential level they're more. uptight. But on like. >> what does that mean? What does that. mean? >> They got the superdelegates and they got. secret emails and it's not good. But the. fact that you could even have a system. to [ __ ] up. >> is I think unique to like in Britain the. party picks who the person is. And if. you're in the party, you get a huge. benefit. >> Oh yeah. >> That you can't have like a grassroot. You can't have like the branch of the. party go we're putting forward a guy. who's we're going to primary somebody. You really can primary people in. America. >> Yes, you can sort of. But not for.

president. Not not last time. >> And they they don't let certain people. in the primaries like they're keeping. RFJ RFK Jr. out of the primaries. >> Yes. And then running as an independent. is very bad. >> But that's not good. >> I'm not saying you're living up to it. I'm not saying you're living up to the. standards you set, but you're also the. only ones who there's even like people. go, "We should be able to do it.". >> People wanted Trump to lose so badly. They were willing to throw democracy out. the window. >> That's kind of what it is. I mean, kind. of what it is. >> If you if that was coming from the.

Republican side, people would have been. outraged. >> To do it in the name of democracy was. very weird. >> Wild. And then also I remember one of. the. >> so Orwellian. >> so like my first week here there was a. Biden speech where he was talking about. how like violence has no he was like. hopping on about January 6 and stuff and. he was saying violence has no place in. the American system but then the example. he gave was the American revolution like. I think that gets for you're meant to. have I think Benjamin Franklin wanted. everyone having an armed uprising every. like 12 years or something to wipe the. slate clean.

>> You're meant to that's part of. democracy. Ah do you know about Castra? >> What about him? I've just I've I'm in a. big Wikipedia wormhole about Casser. I. didn't know that he hid that he was a. communist. >> until he he wasn't a communist or he. kept that quiet. He was like a middle. class revolutionary and then uh his. brother was a commie but he was like he. didn't come out and say he was a. communist until later and the CIA helped. him. I've been reading Castro speech. >> helped him take over. >> It looks like the CIA might have been. and then towards the end they said we. got to get out of this. This is no good.

>> They really they changed horses. >> Jesus Christ. They were really involved. on both sides, but they were uh. >> Do we do that everywhere? >> There's one Aussie there's one Aussie. that you might have done. Uh Goff. Whittam might have been taken out by the. CIA. >> Jeez. >> No, he was uh he was also a problem and. people were quite happy to have him go, but the governor general, man, >> bro, >> I don't have to go into too much detail. is look it up Pine Gap. you have a. military base in Australia and he wanted. to like get rid of it or get off.

American energy subsidies or something. and then all of a sudden he was removed. >> Oh boy. >> And we haven't rocked that boat again. >> We are so good at that. >> Yeah. >> Between us and the Israelis. The. Israelis do the wildest assassinations. Like did you see the one of them that. they did with the Iranian generals? Let's see. Make sure that this is true. Jamie, >> I can get my visa removed for. criticizing Israel. >> No, no, no. It's this is a this is not. >> I'm impressed by their beautiful. assassination. >> This is not a this is not a criticism. This is saying like this is one of the. most gangster things I've ever seen in.

my life. They made a fake phone call to. all these military leaders and said. everybody's got to meet at the bunker. and then they blew the bunker up. >> That's very Godfather. >> They know what they're doing. >> It's gangster as [ __ ] And then you add. that to the pagers. >> They they sent pagers out like didn't. they send them out like a long time in. advance? >> Yeah, I think so. And they got in on the. supply side of it. Like they made the. pages and they managed to. >> I mean you think about how incompetent. some forms of our government are.

>> Yeah. >> And then how good they are at killing. people that they want dead. >> They could do that with holes in the. Midwest. That would be great. We could. move people out of the CIA. >> Same level of Well, that's not CIA. That's the MSAD. But that's the same. level of int or the IDF or whoever does. it over in Israel. But the same level of. intensity with other things. You could. dominate the world. >> I mean, we could get a train going. >> an actual fix highspeed rail in Texas. I. believe in it. >> Imagine if they took that same kind of.

ingenuity and tried to fix poverty in. America. >> Brian Simpson had said a good he was on. stage for bottom of the barrel and he. knocked like someone knocked the barrel. over and they all had to pick it up and. he goes, "That's the one thing that. could go wrong. We should really fix. that. We're never going to. It's like. America. We have the resources to make. sure that never happens and we won't.". Yeah. No, we won't. But it's we put all. of our effort into making [ __ ] that. kills people quicker. That's like the. most amount of money, the most amount of. effort other than like consumer goods.

>> I would I would say also sport is it at. some weird very high level here. >> because that's war. >> It is. It is a very militarized society. Everyone's getting ready to. >> Yeah. >> I Yeah. I mean, football is just. military strategy. >> Have you ever seen Serbians play. basketball? Uh, yes, >> bro. >> Yeah, I've seen clips of that. >> We've seen Crips clips together Serbian. crowds play basketball. >> They're big. >> If that [ __ ] doesn't feel like war, the. way the crowd is responding, the. cheering, the [ __ ] enthusiasm, like,

dude, I watch it all the time just for. inspiration. >> They're also the only guys other than. black guys who can compete in it's the. only whites who are contributing to. basketball at this point is the. Yugoslavian. >> Yeah. The giant whites from a warlike. culture. >> Yeah. No one else. Sometimes an Aussie. gets through. We've had like two Aussies. break through. >> Bro, Serbian fighters are terrifying. The dudes from like the Caucus region, like all the guys from like. >> Dagistan for Georgia animals. >> They couldn't get it to work, >> dude. Someone just printed something or.

posted something about the UFC's top. pound-for-pound list and six of them are. from the Caucus region. >> Six of them. >> That seems high. But there's also. sometimes that's like a genetic like all. the like marathon runners tend to be. from one mountain. >> in Kenya. There's like. >> the elite of the elite. >> Yeah. Like people go black people are. good at marathon running. But then when. you boil it down it's like okay but 90%. of them are from Kenya and then 90% of. those people are from one mountain in. Kenya where like the air is very thin.

>> Oh. So they've adapted. >> There's a book called Taboo which is. about race difference in the in like all. sports. >> Uhhuh. and they break and they're like. you're this likely to you know you can't. be a white corner now there is one I. think but like. >> rare. >> that there are it's very rare and it's. very strange and some of it's social. stuff. >> but a lot of it is. uh like I was reading a thing about. Mexicans. >> can't get knocked out. >> that's not true. >> no there must be some but there's like.

some gene that is very common in the. Mexican population that makes it less. likely that you'll be knocked out. >> what really. >> I think that's why they have lots of. boxes am I I'm I'm I'm half remembering. something I read on Wikipedia late at. night. >> Wouldn't that be crazy if they have such. a history of boxing that boxing is. somehow or another gotten into their. genes to have strong chins? >> What came first? >> Yeah. Right. The chicken of the egg. >> Am I right? >> Any connection between Mexican men, the. specific gene actn3. Saw a video on how Mexicans are so good. at boxing. Mexico's produced 209.

champions. That's pretty incredible. Video explains how Mexicans supposedly. have a gene that has the ACTN3 which. determines endurance and/or strength one. or the other. I was wondering is there. any truth to this? What's the answer? >> This is about what I need to believe. something is a Reddit post from four. years ago. >> No, if you if you look down there, is. this just one person's post? Did someone. answer them? >> Well, I didn't want to get into the. answers because you never know. That's. where like his point. You never know. where this goes, >> right? >> I was just going to start there and then. start.

>> Let's find out if there's Yeah. anything. to that. It's fascinating. >> But I would wonder because if like you. think about like a history of boxing. >> Yeah. >> Boy, Mexico has such a history of. boxing. And also there's a high level of. poverty. So whenever there's a high. level of poverty, there's a lot of. sports where you don't need a lot of. money to play them. Soccer's one. Y. >> um boxing is another one. You just need. gloves and you could just [ __ ] around. and guys be good. If I'm get so there's. I was doing a bit about this and I could. never get it to like really fly but like.

Kyrgyzstan they have a wife wrestling. you wrestle a woman into a van if you. want to marry a woman in Kyrgyzstan you. like. >> today. >> yeah they call it Alaku. >> Alaku. >> and there's a big Wikipedia page on that. you got to get this lady in the van. against her will and then once she gets. in the van she's so ashamed that she. marries you. >> but like the one sport they're good at. at the Olympics is women's freestyle. wrestling they're great at that so what. came first the medals or a van. Did they. have to get good at wrestling cuz men. kept putting them in vans? Or were they. so good at wrestling the men were like,

>> "Let's let them show off their beautiful. skills.". >> That's a really good question. I would. imagine they were fending off men for a. long time, so they had to develop. technique. >> I assume it was a horse before it was a. van. >> Jesus. >> You can wrestle because they only got. the van quite late. There's no way. Anyway, that's one day I'm going to make. that fly. >> If it's a part of your culture, I would, you know, Jesus. >> Yes. Bride kidnapping. Jesus Christ. >> Yeah, there's a lot of vice. Uh, we are.

breaking the law, says Mediev. >> But everyone understands the tradition. and you can't change it. >> Wow. Member of a local government, a. small village outside of Kirr's capital. How do you say that? Bishquek. Bishkek. You think? >> I guess it's as good as mine. >> But everyone here understands is a. tradition and you can't change it. Oh, okay. Medivh kidnapped his wife Elmyra. more than 10 years ago. He's one of many. Kirrs men who have gotten married. through the Central Asian practice of. bride kidnapping. >> and they go like 80% of the time it's.

consensual. >> like they organiz but then 20% of the. time you're just wrestling a woman into. a van against their will. >> So there are consensual kidnappings. where two people know each other and. it's kind of roleplaying. Then there's. full-on off the street abductions. >> Unfortunately, they both look the same. >> You really want a safe word for them. >> Whoa. It could be hard to tell if the. girl you see crying for her mom and. clawing at the faces of her abductors is. merely acting out her part for her. boyfriend and his family's sake or is. actually on her way to being married.

against her will. Like what the [ __ ]. >> Very important to be able to tell the. difference. >> I would say I don't want to pass. judgment on the people of Kyrgyzstan. >> This is the thing about the world. If. you go back like 6,000 7,000 years ago, it was all like that. You can go back to. a hundred years ago and everyone they. were footbinding in China. They were. having beautiful. >> still doing it. >> Didn't they can't still be binding the. feet. >> photos of it. >> They still footbinding in China. >> I mean I don't know how widely practice. it is. They're older ladies.

>> Yeah. >> I know when they stopped, but I don't. think it was that long ago. Like there's. people that are alive right now that. have those feet. >> Well, I'm for it. You don't want some. filthy peasant foot on your wife. You. want a humble, graceful. >> bro. You better keep those socks on. >> They do. I was reading about. >> those. Those feet are weird. >> They are. They look like they're folded. in on themselves. >> It's so painful to walk. >> So I think it's Cameroon they do chest. bind like they they flatten a woman's. when she starts getting breasts they. like you flatten the breast. But what's. weird is that it's the Christian.

progressive people who are doing it. because the culture is once a woman has. breasts she has to get married and she. has to come out of school. So because. you love your daughter you iron the. boobs down so that she doesn't have to. get married for a couple years. Isn't. that funny? Jesus Christ. >> They should put an end to it. >> Um, last shoe factory making Lotus shoes. closed in 1999. Wow. >> It could be some Michael Jordan lotus. shoes. >> Lotus shoes. >> Oh my god.

So, when did this start? >> 1200s or something like. >> Wow. The 1200s. >> Oh, we got Look at that lady's foot. Look at that lady's foot. Look at that. That is so crazy. I just see I just see. beauty. >> I just see. >> I see painful pinky toes. How is that. lady ever going to take like an aerobics. class? Look. Look how it's become part. of the bottom of her foot. That's so. crazy. How badly does that [ __ ] with. your back? >> It's so big on that screen. I'd never.

seen them that big before. >> Bro, those feet are busted up. >> But the commies stamped it out mostly. >> The commies got rid. No, you got to be. Yeah, you can't partake in the great. glorious revolution. Oh, the Lotus shoe. They are beautiful shoes. >> That's so crazy. >> You can't buy them. Straight to. shopping. You never know. >> Is that the same thing? No, that's a. brand name. That's a brand name. >> You walk into your house, it's all OJ. Simpson merchandise and footband Lotus.

shoes. >> Actually, is pretty good. >> That's hilarious. What a [ __ ] up. practice. >> Yeah, there's a lot of them. >> Yeah. What about the one where women put. plates in their lips? >> Oh, plates in the lip. The neck. extension. >> Mhm. >> I love the ring neck extension. >> The ring neck extensions don't even make. sense. Like, how does that work? Like, if you take it off, will your head fall. off? Like, do you have any muscles left? >> Do you have any muscles left to support. your head? >> I would doubt it. >> Like, do you have to keep that on for.

the rest of your life? >> I don't think they're meant to be that. long. >> No, I think Bro, that's [ __ ] insane. That's insane. Just one guy saw a. giraffe and he was like, "Can we do. that?". >> So in Is that a Photoshop? Is that. Photoshop? >> It's the same person in multiple. >> That's really legit. But there's a young. lady doing a photo. >> That can't be real. That can't be real. That lady's head is 15. >> That's like That last one's like AI. porno for neck guys, >> bro. That's so dark. >> That's so weird. >> Like I don't like that at all. >> Yeah.

>> Video of it. >> Oh, don't show me. Oh, they just keep piling those things. on and fitting them. >> Yeah. >> What a what a weird thing to do to your. neck, man. That's got. >> But we do weird stuff. We inject lips. >> But, bro, that's crazy. She's got a. towel under her chin, >> but they could be watching it being. like, you know, in America, they chop. off a little boy's penis and they turn. it into a pretend vagina. Isn't that. sick and wrong? >> Well, they probably do that there, too. And I would agree with them. >> That's a very important part of our. culture. >> I wonder if they do do it.

You know, I I someone in the green room. was saying the other day the reason why. there's so many lady boys in Thailand. was because being homosexual was. illegal. >> Is that true? >> It wasn't illegal everywhere. But like. >> this person that said it is just they. said it in passing. I don't know if it. was true and I was I meant to Google it. and I totally forgot until now. >> I mean it could be. I'm pretty sure it was illegal all over. the place and no one else was doing. that. >> No one else had that particular.

reaction. Well, you know, that's the the. thing about um um what is that [ __ ]. Turing. Alan Turing. >> Yeah. >> Allan Turing was the guy who invented. the Turing test. >> And he was gay and they. >> Yeah. And they [ __ ] poisoned him. They gave him like hormone blockers. >> Was it just cuz he was gay? >> Yes. >> There were so many gay British guys. though who they had like a long history. of like Oscar Wild. Everyone knew he was. gay. And it was only when he went after. a guy's son that I think they went. >> Oh, >> yeah. I think he went after a guy's. young son. Well, they could always.

target you for it though. >> If they want to get you for something. else, they will. Yeah, they use that. But I think Byron was off. >> But he was like hospitalized. >> Legality of samesex activity. Private. adult consensual and non-commercial. sodomy was. decriminalized in Thailand in 1956. However, samesex attraction and. transgender identities were still seen. as socially unacceptable in many cases. Those with gender expression or behavior. falls out of social norms are less. likely to be tolerated or accepted. So.

what happened? >> Just this year the they've allowed. samesex marriage. >> And uh. >> they've allowed adoption from this year. but uh that's very late to it because I. think a lot of gay couples have been. going there to get children for a long. time and now they're saying you can have. them here. Like that's a big that's not spoken. about is the the renter womb and the. >> it's kind of bizarre. >> I'm against it. >> It's very strange. The idea of a. surrogate is very odd. Like you're.

having a baby, but it's not really you. having the baby. Like, okay, I get it. If someone can have a baby, the couple. wants to have a baby, they hire a. surrogate. I get it. It's your genes. It's your baby, but it's still it's. like, >> but also there's I mean, I know Elon has. like a lot of kids with different. ladies, >> but then I mean that's the public one. He's like a a one of the only public. facing billionaires. There's got to be. guys out there who are like, I'm getting. I'm getting 10,000 kids. I'm like, take. my [ __ ] and move it out across. I'm going. to be Genghaskhan with science.

>> Well, guys have done that that are. doctors. >> They just put their own [ __ ] there's a. breakout case in one of those. There's a. guy who's there's maybe a thousand. siblings in Adelaide. My hometown. >> Oh, man. It's every time guys get a. chance, they do it. Surrogacy has a long. history dating back to ancient times. with the real examples found in Babylon. and the Bible. While traditionally. involved natural conception, modern. surrogacy including artificial. insemination and invitro fertilization. has been developed through scientific. and legal advancements. Okay, but the. thing is it's like they're just playing.

with words. Hold on. Let's go back. because they're saying surrogacy for. someone having sex with someone and. getting them pregnant and having a baby. That's not surrogacy. You got a pregnant. with. >> that's a mistress. >> You Yeah. You got another lady pregnant. That's all that is. So what we think of. as surrogacy is you taking an embryo and. inserting it into another woman's womb, right? >> Yeah. >> That's a completely new thing. >> And I think it's weird. >> It's common in like wives of soldiers.

>> The other one's like an agreement. Like. if the wife can't get pregnant, but she. wants to have a baby and she says, "Listen, if you [ __ ] my best friend, she'll have the baby and then we'll. we'll take care of the baby." Yeah. And. I know that I can't have babies, but you. you know, if that's if you guys were. that kind of swingers and you're down. with that and that's that's up to you. >> That feels different from the science. >> It's not surrogacy. You just had a baby. with a different human. >> No, surrogacy seems right. >> bad and wrong. I'm I'm I'm digging in. Well, bro, it's going to go to.

artificial wombs. All right, that's. going to be the new one. And whether. that's 20 years from now or 50 years. from now, you're going to be able to. make a baby outside of a human body. It's going to get real freaky. >> We got to be We got to draw a hotline. >> We pulled this up. I was The IVF thing. gave me a weird thought. I'm a little. stone thought. >> It's not possible how Jesus was born, was it? They didn't have any sort of way. to show fertilization back then. IVF. just like forgot about it. >> Could be. Could be that they had that. technique. Tammy was the Holy Spirit. >> I'm just I I know what they say. I'm.

just But like. >> Yeah. Well, >> devil's advocate obviously, but. >> Well, for sure they could have um. inserted sperm into her. >> without her ever having sex. They could. have impregnated her. >> I think there's like dolphins that can. do it. If dolphins are on their own for. a long time, then an egg can fertilize. another egg. >> What? >> It doesn't happen often, but there are. examples of it. >> Really? >> Yes. >> That's nuts. >> I think I believe that I've read that. You sure? >> I've said that loudly and confidently at.

a party before. >> Mammals. >> It might have been. >> That sounds so crazy that a mammal could. do that. >> Dolphins don't lay egg. Oh, inside. I. guess. >> inside of them. They can. >> I'd be so happy if I was right. I think. it's like a couple examples of auto. insemination. >> So, it's like one of the eggs has so. much jizz in it that it leaks out. >> You get a very butch egg. You get a. trans egg. >> You get maybe one of the eggs is male. and it just jizzes on the other egg. >> You know, it's an early developer. >> Yeah. just like comes out of maybe jizz is. like in some of them out of the box.

>> I think there's virgin birth in nature. It's not common. >> a lot. >> Definitely animals switch genders that. the animals like especially like. primitive reptilian type [ __ ] weird. animals. Yeah, they can there's there's. certain animals that can switch their. genders. >> I think seahorse ladies have a penis. >> I think so. Am. >> I getting that? >> You know hyenas have a penis. Females? >> No, I didn't know that. bigger than the. males. >> just for show. Just. >> No, they dominate the males that they're. bigger than. >> they peg the males with their.

>> female hyenas. They're one of the rare. matriarchal mammals. So, the females are. bigger than the males. They have more. testosterone than the males and they. have bigger dicks. and they hold the males down. Yeah. You. want some of this [ __ ] And then the. male has to take his little dick and. stick it inside of her big dick. >> Well, but the big. >> lady dick just slapping against his. belly. >> Yeah. Hey, you want to hear even worse? 60% of all hyenas that are born. suffocate to death during childirth.

coming out of that dick. Cuz they're. coming out of. >> They come out of the dick. >> The vagina's on the tip of the dick. >> No, it's it's really a vagina. >> It's a vagina, but it's like a. >> Can we see the hyena? >> Oh, it's it's bananas. It's bananas. >> I want to cuz I. >> It's called They call it like a faux. penis. Now, I think last time Shane came. on here, I think you guys were talking. about the trans penises, and then he. just kept texting me the trans penises. >> Oh, he's horrible at that. He's. horrible. >> Just wake up in the middle of the night. to trans skin graph scars. You're like, what am I looking at?

>> Why is it so much bigger than mine? >> Why can't you have a humble penis? I've. got to see. Wow. >> Yeah. >> All right. >> So, female hyenas have this giant fake. dick and um Ah, >> yeah. It's huge. >> They have to put their penis the the. boys have to put their dicks in. >> Exactly. And that's how the the babies. come out of that. And a lot of the. babies die on the way out. >> Destroy all the hyenas. >> 60% I think. I think that's the number. >> Let's make sure that that's the correct. number. I'm pretty sure it is. I think. it's. >> the hyena people will be furious if they. >> 60% suffocate during childirth. And then.

on top of that, like then they fight. over who gets the nipple. And some of. them get killed. >> Well, that's why they're so unhappy all. the time. >> in the Lion King. They're just in the. most ruthless environment and they're. not the biggest animals. >> 18% mortality first time mother. That's. the mother dying. >> Oh, 9 to 18% the mother dies. Jesus. Christ. That's crazy. >> Got eyes out.

>> Could you imagine 80% of the women dying. because they they're giving birth? Yeah. 60% of all spotted hyena cubs uh die in. the early stages of life, especially. from the first litter. Some scientific. observations place the survival rate of. firstborn cubs at around 40% or less. Wow. >> So, siblide is huge. >> Mhm. Siblide's very huge. They they. fight to the death over like little. nipples. >> and like stepdads I know come will in. the animal kingdom. >> Well, that's also why female hyenas I.

think are bigger. I think they're going. to protect. Yeah, I think they're there. to because the men hyenas are [ __ ]. and the men probably eat the babies. >> because that happens in other commun. like that happens in bears. >> In the bear world, female tigers or. female bears rather. The reason why when. you stumble upon a female bear, she's. ready to [ __ ] you up. Like that's the. worst thing that can happen in the. woods, you stumble upon a female bear. with their cubs, >> you're in real trouble. If you stumble. upon a male and you let go, he might he.

might not have any interest in you at. all. But if you stumble, if you're too. close to the Cubs, if like she is in. front and the Cubs are behind and you're. behind them, >> you run away. >> No, bro. You might not have the time. She might just come for you and you. can't do a goddamn thing about it. because she's dealing with male. grizzlies eating her cubs all the time. So, she's always on 10. I mean, if we go. to Yuseite, should we bring a gun? >> You shouldn't go off trail for sure. You.

shouldn't go off trail. You should. definitely bring bear spray if you're. anybody. Yoseite is in California, right? I've [ __ ] this up before. Yellowstone has the grizzlies. Wyoming. >> Yoseite has the black bears. >> Black bears generally aren't as. dangerous as grizzly bears. >> Are they grizzly bears in California? >> No, there's not. Even though it's the. flag, the state flag. It's the bear on. the flag. >> The flag misled me. Well, they killed um. too many people and they they killed. them all. >> But they've got coyotes still running.

around. >> Coyotes don't really kill people though. They kill your cats and dogs. Mountain. lines occasionally kill people, but. grizzlies were killing a lot of people. >> I feel like you guys have way more. animals that kill people than we do. >> Oh yeah, for sure. People talk about our. animals all the time. We got a snake and. we've got a spider that you want to. watch out for. >> You got saltwater crocodiles, [ __ ]. >> Yeah, but if you stay away from the. crocs, >> what are you talking about? >> You just just keep away from far north. Queensland. But they are are. >> Yeah. But you So you have to avoid a. whole part of your country because it's. infested by monsters. >> We were happy to give that one up to the.

Japanese. We made a deal that if the. Japanese invaded, we'd let them have the. saltwater crocodile part of the country. Have you seen uh is Bob Kata? This is. like our best clip from a politician. He's talking about gay marriage and he. turns it into talking about crocodiles. >> No. >> Oh, Bob Kata crocodile. This is my. favorite. He he wins his far north. Queensland seat every year. He's not in. any party, but he's like I'm Yeah. Let. let a thousand blossoms bloom. Oh yeah. >> Let me hear it. >> I mean, you know, people are entitled to.

their sexual proclivities, you know. I. mean, let there be a thousand blossoms. bloom as far as I'm concerned, you know. But I ain't spending any time on it. because in the meantime, every 3 months, a person is torn to pieces by a. crocodile in North Queensland. >> He's the man. He needs more power in our government. >> Every three person is torn apart by a. crocodile in North Queensland. Is that. true? >> I believe it.

>> Jesus Christ. >> Well, there's a lot of, you know, a lot. of people. There's a lot of. >> every. imagine this. >> Yeah. >> What if every 3 months someone got. killed by a werewolf? Would you still go. out at night? >> Yeah. >> Yes, I would. >> Every 3 months someone gets killed by a. werewolf in your town. I mean, how many. people are dying on the roads every day? >> I understand, but there's something. uniquely terrified about getting eaten. >> The Crocs never got Steve Owen. That was.

the That was the raise. I'm more upset. by the rays. >> Well, how to handle the Crocs. What's. that? >> Four deaths since 2020 and nine. non-fatal attacks. >> Oh, it's [ __ ]. >> Well, that's No, it's still getting You. just didn't die. You got ripped apart, though. >> Nine. >> Nine. >> Yeah, but that's not three. That's not. like what he was saying. He saying come. down. He was bad. What was his number. that he was having? >> He said three a month. Did what did he. say? Three months. Also seven years. >> Every 3 months. Every three months. >> Oh, every three months. >> We might have clamped down on it. >> That's only four a year. >> Yeah.

>> But also there's, you know, you're not. walking through the city. You're not. walking through the city and going the. crocs are going to come and get you. >> Yeah. But if you go anywhere near a lake. and you make the wrong kind of. vibrations. >> Yeah. They they were very I went to cans. once and they were all very scared. >> They come out so quick. They come out so. quick, dude. >> But also, what a beautiful way to die if. you have to die. Not beautiful at all. Nope. Nope. He was eaten by reptilian. evil. The last moments of your life will. be horrible energy that you will pass on. to the cosmos. You will die in the most. horrific way possible.

>> It's not that. They all fit on two. pieces of paper. >> Yeah. Well, he's over. He's over. >> These are all the people that have been. killed. >> Cans cans. >> Both. >> Cape York. Cape York. That's up north. >> So, there's a lot of non fatals in there. where dudes. >> very few people here. No one, you know, we don't have We've got Cans. That would. be the the biggest city up north. >> Wait, are those uh as large as the Nile. crocodiles? The saltwater crocodiles? >> I don't know how big a Nile crocodile. is. >> Well, I think. >> I only just saw an alligator for the. first time. They're not as scary.

>> Well, you got to see a big one, dude. Lady just got killed in Orlando by one. last week. >> Salt water larger, more vicious. >> Salt waters are larger than the Niles. >> More aggressive. >> Bro, you have the most aggressive. crocodiles in the world. >> We got them and we got It's a lot of. koalas and kangaroos. Kangaroos are so. friendly. You have the most aggressive. dinosaur in the world in your country. >> That's why to get torn apart by one. would be an honor. >> Yeah. Okay. >> It would be No. >> You know what I would like to do? I'd. like to get together with some special. forces dudes and kill those.

[ __ ] from the air. Okay. Everybody thinks you have to keep them. around. Let that pass. >> You got to keep them around. Yeah. I. think maybe we keep three in a zoo and. everybody else is dead. >> They're beautiful. >> Turn them into shoes. >> You know about the cage of death? >> What's that? You can get into a cage. >> Yeah. Isn't that. >> Don't you show me that. >> That's a good cage. That's a strong. cave. You'd be fine. >> No. No. No. People, why do you want to. do that? >> Don't want to do Jesus. That is such a. monster. Such a [ __ ] heartless. monster. If that thing opened up somehow.

accidentally, it would love to eat you. >> What is wrong with people? >> There's a lot of scratches on it, too. God, >> he's trying to get in there. >> Look at that thing. It's so big. They're. so terrifying, dude. I mean, it is a. [ __ ] monster. And that's not even a. big one, man. I have a a friend, his. name is Jim Shaki, and he's a. professional hunter. He lives in Canada. And uh they sent him to Africa to shoot. crocodiles because they were killing so. many people in this one village. And he.

said when he got there, there was this. one particular big croc that was there. that was just killing everybody. It. everybody was like missing a foot. Everybody had one arm. Like for real, >> like the jaws, but for crocodile. >> Yeah. He said it was crazy. It's like so. many people in this town had been bitten. by crocodiles. So they had developed. this system where they put posts in the. ground in the water so that they knew. the crocodiles couldn't get into that. Right? So what the crocodiles did was go. around it and sneak into the water when. the people weren't around.

>> They're impressive. Beautiful. Have you. seen in India when they get like a puma. in the village and everyone's standing. on the roof and the puma's like running. around the streets and the guys are. trying to throw a net on it? >> Yeah. Nuts. Is that it? The Philippines. >> Oh my god. >> 20 It's over 20 feet. >> Is that a saltwater one? >> It looks bigger cuz they're very small. people. But. >> that's so big, dude. That's so big. That's such a dinosaur. >> And then we turn it into handbags and. shoes. >> Thank god. I went down a rabbit hole the. other. It's so funny that people want to.

keep them around. I know. I'm like, I. want to be real clear. I don't want them. to go extinct for sure. I'm just mostly. just [ __ ] around here. >> They shouldn't be in residential. It is. weird that we tolerate a certain amount. of monsters. It's weird. >> To reintroduce them seems nutty. >> Oh, >> when people are bringing the wolves. back, >> bro. The thing they're doing in Colorado. is so stupid because this is what they. did. Okay. Colorado took these wolves. from Oregon that had been preying on. cattle and then they moved them into.

Colorado where they prayed on cattle. >> Yeah. >> And then the people whose cattle they. were praying on got pissed off. So they. took a bunch of them and removed them. and put them in Pitkin County over by. Aspen where they prey on cattle. It's. the dumbest thing. Everyone's like, "Oh, it's going to balance out the wild. industry.". >> No, they're dumb. They don't know what. they're doing. It's wildlife. It's. ballot box who's like, >> "No, it's the the governor. The governor. and his husband wanted to do it this. way. They wanted to reintroduce wolves.".

Like, and but wolves were already on. their way to being reintroduced to. Colorado. They were doing it naturally. There's wolves. There's a pack of wolves. that was established that had already. made their way into Colorado. Colorado. boils borders Wyoming. Wyoming has. wolves. So, they were getting wolves. >> Is this a tourism thing or they just. like. Look, there's some there's some like. real thought that could be put into. whether or not an ecosystem should be. balanced with the proper amount of. predators. And if you, the human race,

were responsible for killing off this. one major predator that was in this. ecosystem. >> Yeah, >> that seems irresponsible and maybe we. can bring that animal back and it would. balance out the system. This is the. thought process behind it. >> The problem with that is these animals. have become accustomed to just killing. cattle. They did it in Oregon, then they. did it in Colorado, and then they're. doing it where they are now. And. everybody wants to pretend it's not. happening. So they want to pretend they. didn't do that. They didn't do a giant. [ __ ] up. These are not wild wolves that.

are going to go out and hunt down elk. and and make the population smaller. No, they're used to preying on cattle. >> Yeah. >> So, they're killing cows all the time. >> There's a lot of people who want to. hunt, right? Like there are people who. want to take out the animals that the. wolves would have taken out. >> Well, yeah. But you you should have a. balance. You should have mountain lines. like it like the wild can't you can't. sterilize certain aspects of the. ecosystem because they're dangerous to. you. >> But what you shouldn't do is take these.

animals and then moved them into an area. where nothing is prepared. The the. ranchers aren't prepared. No one warned. them. They moved them to that area. without letting anybody know. One of my. friends has a ranch there. They release. some of the wolves on his property. And. these wolves now all of a sudden wolves. that are used to killing cattle are. killing cattle down there. >> Yeah, cuz it would be way easier. >> They're easier. They're all together. Yeah. They don't run away. They They. stand still and you kill the cows. >> They're like like in Britain they got.

rid of all the wolves. >> They got rid of all the wolves. everywhere, dude. >> There's a reason why they did it was. because wolves are like the most. intelligent. They're like psychic super. predators. They're the most intelligent. of all predators. They're the only. predator that we have in North America. that hunts in a pack and they're big. You're dealing with a 100 pound plus. animal that hunts in a pack. >> They're bringing back the direwolf as. well. >> Well, so that's different. Okay. This is. not. >> But they were not bring.

They're not going to put it in the wild. They brought it back to show that this. this gene editing that they do for. animals is legitimate. So to do that, they reproduced an animal from the genes. of one of them. What was it? What were. the numbers, Jamie? One was like 50,000. years old and one was like 70,000 years. old when Beth Shapiro was in here. >> The the lady who's like the head. geneticist and brilliant woman. Uh. >> she was explaining it all to us and it's. just the whole thing is bananas. So they.

essentially didn't even know what they. were going to look like until they came. out. >> Is the hope that we get the dinosaurs? >> Well, >> they're trying to build Jurassic Park. 100% that's going to come if they have. DNA from a dinosaur. I don't think they. do. I don't think it's possible. I think. it's too degraded when it's that old. that you don't find like But maybe. they'll find some. >> But the Tasmanian devils definitely. they're always trying to bring that. back. >> No, the Tasmanian tiger. Tasmanian. devil. >> Tas devils is they're around. >> That's a weird one because they get. cancer from biting each other. They get. face cancer.

>> They all have weird I mean all the. koalas have chlamydia. >> Do they really? >> Yeah. Some Australian. >> Well, they're very cute. They're very. It's the uh It's the Dong of the land. >> Those Tasmanian um devils. They bite. each other in the face and they get. these horrible face deformities. It's. like it's like um communicable cancer. It's like cancer that they transfer to. each other. It's really weird. >> Before we got there, >> I don't think it has anything to do with. us. I I don't think that's I think it.

has something to do with like whatever. the [ __ ] is in their mouth, you know? It. could be just all the horrible [ __ ] that. they eat. >> Yeah. >> And then they bite each other and their. teeth are probably rotten and. disgusting. I don't know. Like find Why. do Tasmanian tiger or devils rather give. each other cancer? >> Let's find out. >> Well, what are they? I mean, we could let them know. What are. we going to brush their teeth? >> Can't do anything unless you can come up. with a medication that stops it from.

happening like an antibiotic or. something. I I just don't understand. like how cancer can be communicable like. that. Like you can just transfer it by. biting. Seems crazy. >> Yeah. If you if you got covered in a. tumor, you wouldn't get cancer, would. you? >> Okay. Devil facial tumor disease. It's a. contagious fatal cancer that um. primarily affects the face and the mouth. area of Tasmanian devils. Disease has. significantly impacted the wild. population, posing a serious threat to. their survival. What is it? DFTD is a.

transmissible cancer, meaning it spreads. through the transfer of living cancer. cells, primarily via biting. >> They didn't notice till the 90s. >> Wow. The tumors usually start as lesions. or patches on the mouth and on the face. and grow into large disfiguring masses. The disease is almost universally fatal. Whoa. >> So, we must have done this. We must be. somehow. But if if it started in the '9s. and now they're going extinct because of. it, >> but that does happen with animals. sometimes. >> Yeah. That feels like weird timing that. they were they were getting by for a.

100,000 years and then 200 years after. Whitey gets there. >> But that's it's possible, right? >> It's good to be cynical. >> We're about to name a football team. after them. >> They're a crazy animal. You ever hear. them the sounds they make? >> No. >> Let's play that. >> Play the sounds of a Tasmanian devil. They sound so cool. Like he was my. favorite character for sure in the. Warner Brothers cartoons. The Tasmanian. Devil. We'd spin around. >> It was fun. >> I like Bugs Bunny. When I found out that.

was at university, people kept going. like, "He's black. Do you know he's. black?". >> Bugs Bunny's black. >> That's like a big thing that he was a. blackcoated character. He's always like. relaxed. >> Oh, >> and he's got a cool plan that he's. working on. He's like a zoot suit guy. from the 20s. >> Yeah. >> Let me hear some of this. [Applause].

Yeah, look, Devil was an easy name to. pick. >> No, no points for the guy who came up. with that, >> right? I mean, if you called it anything. else, I would be disappointed. >> I miss our beautiful Australian animals. >> I miss the trees. I got to go through. California and see all the like the gum. trees again. I haven't seen gum trees in. forever. >> Look at that. >> That's so nice. >> What a ferocious little [ __ ]. >> Something gets in the blood where it's. like that's what I think an animal.

should look like. >> You know what I saw? I think foliage. should be. >> close recently for the I think maybe the. first time. Uh a wolverine. >> Are they real? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, the real animal. Yeah. It was at a badger. No, it's a. badger. >> It's in the badger family, I think. Um. but I saw one at like this uh nature. preserve when I was on the road. was. pretty interesting, man. You see those. little [ __ ] like they're unbelievably. ferocious. They scare bears off of. carcasses and they weigh like 50 pounds. But there are This is the year that I've.

seen the most animals cuz I've I've got. kids and we travel around and I go I've. been to like eight zoos this year. >> Oh, cool. >> There's a lot of zoos, but there Man, did you know in New York they had a guy. at the zoo? They had a human zoo. >> What is he fighting here, Jamie? Yes. >> Wait, that's the Wolverine? >> Yeah, it's a Wolverine. If we get at the. animal fight videos, I. >> Wolverine. >> I think he pissed himself while that was. happening. >> Of course, he probably pisses himself. all over the place. Just probably to. make himself more ferocious. >> Like the wolf gets a hold of them. I've.

seen mountain lions get a hold of them. and they don't kill them. They're like. unbelievably durable. You ever watch the. like the bird and the fish that goes on. for like. >> the bird and the fish? >> There's like a heron trying to get a a. small fish and they play it in slow. motion. They put classical music behind. it. Animals trying to get away from. other. That's a big. >> Oh, I've watched a lot of those. Animals. trying to get away from animals. Yeah. >> Running fast across the wilderness. You. want them to get away. >> So, your animals, you have a lot of. weirdness going on over there, right? Cuz you have kangaroos. Sometimes they.

get like an infestation, right? >> Yeah. Then they go up in a helicopter. and they gun down the. >> kangaroos. >> What used to kill the kangaroos back in. the day? >> I don't think anything was killing them. So, how did they get to. >> I think there might have just been less. arable land. Maybe they had like less to. eat. >> Oh, really? >> I assume they would starve, but like I. don't think anything kills the emuse. We. lost all our big predators. Uh. >> the predators aren't too. >> dingoes and. >> but dingo came. Dingo I think came from.

India. >> Yeah, but here's the thing, man. Some. kangaroos are like six feet tall. They're [ __ ] huge. Like. >> but they'll only bother you. There's. that one video of the guy with the dog. Right. But what I'm saying is good luck. to the dingo. >> Yeah. >> These [ __ ] get big. >> Well, they they're in packs, though. >> The dingoes are. >> Yeah. >> Oh, so the. >> I think they're impacts. >> Well, they probably don't hunt the big. males either, right? >> Bro, look at all. >> [ __ ] I miss Australia. >> Do you? >> Yeah. >> What do you miss the most? >> Oh, I miss the football. I miss the.

>> Look at. >> the accent. Look at all these [ __ ]. >> I don't remember that. That doesn't. usually happen. when we don't usually. get together and. >> what's called the demon cults. >> It was during co when everyone was. inside there was like kangaroos came. back into the town. They were jumping. about. >> So this is a mob of kangaroos. >> That was that does look like a mob. You'll see them. You'll go on like a. nature walk and you'll just see a. kangaroo in the distance just looking at. you. >> Jeez. >> But they're like, you know, they they. seem friendly and mysterious and then. they jump away. >> So was there like more dingos all over. Australia at one point in time?

>> I think we. clamped down on it at some point. >> Clamp down on the that lady who lost a. baby and she said a dingo got it and no. one believed her and now they think the. dingo maybe got that baby. >> but also the dingoes are all in the I've. never seen a dingo. >> Imagine a dingo eating your baby and. nobody believes you. >> Yeah. >> Isn't that crazy? Like not only is it. horrible that a dingo ate your baby, but. then also think you killed your baby. >> All right. My favorite one is the poet. Ted Hughes. He's married to Sylvia Pla. He comes home. She's killed herself in.

the oven. >> Oh, very sad. Very difficult. >> She killed herself in the oven. I don't. I don't think he came home. He'd left. her by that point for another woman. She. gassed herself in the oven. >> Oh god. >> Then he the woman I think it's the woman. that he runs away with couple years. later. She also kills herself in the. family oven. >> Oh, >> his second wife. So like from the. outside, people in the British literary. establishment start going, I think he's. killing his wives in the oven. You can't. have a second oven. suicide. That's it's a for me once type. situation. Well, you could if the second.

wife obsessed about the death of the. first wife to the point where. >> boy, you'd be careful with wife number. three. >> Well, >> you'd say, "We're going electric oven.". >> It Well, these are ex-wives, right? >> Yeah. Once they. >> Well, I think he was still married to. the second one. >> Oh, okay. >> He didn't have to leave her. But he. >> So, while they were married, she asked. herself like that. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Well, that guy's probably got. shitty choice in ladies. >> He I believe it. But you be so cautious. I'm the second.

one in the same way. >> Yeah, that's an issue. You'd be like, "This keeps coming up." Um. >> maybe I'm doing something wrong. >> Yeah. If like that's the thing about. like the Clinton body count. People go. like if 51 of your friends commit. suicide. >> Very sad. >> Like something's going on. >> That's a That's a giant number. Most. people don't have 51 close associates. whack themselves in strange ways. >> Some people are unlucky. One of one of the guys hung himself from. a tree by um extension cord and then.

shot himself in the chest with a with a. shotgun. >> Yeah, cuz he was a hard worker. He was. probably a good part of the DNC. operation. He didn't want to leave it to. chance. >> Yeah, the mysterious suicide they keep. it's hard not to get into the conspir I. try not to have a conspiratorial mindset. cuz I get unhappy. >> Well, we already talked about what. Israel did. They made the fake phone. call to the military. It was only. because it was impressive. >> and I thought it was cool. >> Right. It is cool. >> But the beepers, they came out and they. said, "We did it.". >> Both of them are cool, but it's a. conspiracy.

>> They conspired to whack somebody. >> They did conspire. >> Yeah. And they did it and they pulled it. off. >> Well, they also they were getting like. the last Nazis for a while. >> Oh, yeah. >> Over the letter half. >> Hunt them down. 50 years later, 60 years. later, hunt them down. >> Yeah. >> You think they'd managed to clear up. Hamas quicker? That's uh one of the. weirder You ever see that show uh uh. Hunting Hitler or Finding Hitler? >> No. >> Okay. >> I've seen shows like that on the History. Channel a lot. I don't know if I've seen. that one. >> Tim Kennedy was on it and they all went.

down to Argentina and one of the things. you find in Argentina is like entire. towns where people speak German. >> Yeah. >> And so what. >> Italians too. >> Well, yeah. Right. Miss Looney's guys. Yeah. And so they found all these. photographs of like SS soldiers on the. walls in people's houses. like there was. a television show about it. >> We have a we have a German town in. Australia where they say there's a pub. with like Nazi stuff on the walls. >> I've never seen it, but the Germans. there's like a there's a Bavarian town. where everyone's nice and relaxed and.

then there's like a Prussian town where. people. >> are very but also sometimes you will go. around to like a German guy's house like. they've got an old German family and. then you look over on the mantle piece. and there's a knife there. There's a. very special knife. It's like we can't. get rid of it. That's grandpa's knife. The weird thing is like they have full. towns down in Argentina that practice. Oktoberfest. Yeah. They put on the. leader hosen, the whole deal. Like it's. a German town. >> I think there's something about the. black population disappeared.

I don't know if this is I think it might. be Argentina that they had like a big. black population and then over a hundred. years people go, I don't know where they. are anymore, but they're not here now. And I think it coincides with the maybe. it was before the Nazis got there, but. that's a weird that's a weird rabbit. hole. There's not a lot about it. >> So many rabbit holes. >> Some people say like they just. integrated and. >> and what whitened up. >> like it's kids after kids and you can't. see it, but like there what they had a. big black population then it am I right? I I need that one. I don't want to just.

say that and have it. >> we have to look that one up. >> But like it disappeared. >> and this is Argentina. >> It's It could be Europe. >> Black genocide. The true history of the. whitening of Argentina. >> Thank you. Travel Noir, a website. I've. never heard of that website, but I. assume it's a. >> Whoa. Today, many Argentinians hold the. erroneous belief that Argentina neither. participated in the slave trade nor. witnessed the presence of. Afroargentinians. as if they had left the country.

naturally. Such misconceptions persist. despite historical evidence. Former. Argentine President Carlos Manm uh once. shockingly declared in Argentina, "Blacks do not exist. That is a. Brazilian problem.". No one's bringing that up. Whoa. Less. than two centuries ago, black. individuals compromised over a third of. Argentina's population in 1800. That. seems like a question. That seems like.

someone should find out what happened. there. >> Holy [ __ ]. Holy [ __ ] man. The factors be behind the disappearance. Sudden and profound disappearance of. black Africans from Argentina is. attributed to a con confluence of. factors. >> The 1870s though, >> first is the war against Paraguay. spanning from 1865 to 1870. Thousands of. black individuals fought in the military. during these conflicts and other wars.

resulting in significant losses. The. fatalities led to a considerable gender. gap within the African population, prompting unions between black women and. white men, which effectively diluted the. black populace. In addition, many. Afroargentines sought refuge in more. welcoming political climates in. neighboring Brazil and Uruguay. >> But you don't lose a third of the. population by like a. >> They're saying all of them. Like there's. no way these factors would make all of.

them go away. Another devastating factor. was the outbreak of yellow fever in. Buenosares in 1871 which claimed the. lives of numerous locals. But still, wouldn't it be like proport here it is. but many sources point to a far darker. and more sinister force at work. A. covert genocide orchestrated by Domingo. Fostino Sarimento who served as. Argentina's president from 1868 to 1874. and played a pivotal role in decimating. the Afroargentine population. Okay. So, it is a genocide.

>> Yeah. But this was about a hundred years. before I thought. >> Wow. >> But then no one no one's going after. Argentina for this. >> Well, I didn't even know about it until. everyone goes about like America's a. racist country, their racist history. >> Holy [ __ ]. >> Why is no one talking about Brazil's. slavery? Brazil had way more. >> Brazil was like I think they kept doing. it for 20 years as well. >> They were It was huge. And then everyone. just acts like Brazil is a cool place to. go by the beach and relax. Maybe it is.

>> Have you ever seen the city of God? >> No. >> City of God is about the favllas in. Brazil in Rio. And it is uh it makes. Eddie Bravo said this that it makes Boys. in the Hood looks like Sesame Street. >> It really does. Like if you you watch. that movie, it's so violent and so. crazy. And apparently when you talk to. people from Brazil, particularly from. the Favllas, Yeah. >> it's actually accurate. Like the there. were gangs of kids like this. There were. like young 10, 11 year old kids. committing murder every day. They had.

guns. They were moving drugs and getting. money and like young. >> they still have it. >> Still an issue. I mean they've done. their best to try to like the you know. the soldiers will like do raids into the. favllas at times especially when someone. does something crazy. But. >> I know I was saying positive things. about slums before. There's negative. things to have in slums as well. I would. just like there to be more. >> more housing. >> Yeah, housing would be good, but good.

housing would be better. And. >> there's enough money. There's enough. money to do that. It's like you just. have to we have to prioritize like what. are we spending money on? >> I mean, we shut we shut Australia down. for like two years. No one was doing. anything. >> Yeah. You guys went nuts. >> We if you ever lead the world in. something bad, that's I think a bad sign. once you have the longest lockdown. What. is it about Australians. >> as a culture? Yeah. >> That allowed them to be kind of ordered. around like that?

>> We love rules. >> Is that what it is? >> I think about this a lot because it's I. mean like like driving in America is. feels wild and free. Like no one's doing. the speed limit. If you do the speed. limit on the freeway, it feels way more. dangerous than going five over. We have. cameras every you can't if you go one. two miles over the speed limit in. Australia, you get a fine. They've. recorded you. You're in. and we don't. push back. I have no idea why other than. because people don't like it overall. People don't want to go through the. bureaucracy, >> but maybe there's no we have no like.

animating sense of freedom that people. should be free. It's like I think if the. motto here is don't tread on me, we've. got pull your [ __ ] head in. You hear. that quite a lot. >> Pull your head in. >> Pull your head in. >> What's that mean? >> What are you What are you [ __ ] doing? Pull your pull your [ __ ] head in. Like get in get in line. Go with the. flow. Do what you meant to do. And for a. while, I guess we were also prosperous. for a long time and that worked. If you. just like laid low and you did what you. know, you went to school, you went to. uni, the government's going to pay for. your uni, you get a you get a nice job,

you'll get a big beautiful suburban. family home. Don't buck the system. You. don't have to do anything crazy. >> And as that falls apart now, which is. falling apart quickly, the rents out of. control, the inflation's so much worse. the it's all you know the immigration is. like. >> kind it's silly like we're not building. houses in line with that. >> um. >> and so it's like I don't all a lot of. comics are moving overseas. >> like in a way that no one moved overseas. when I was for the first 10 years I was.

doing comedy I think a couple guys went. to the UK and that was it and now Aaron. Chen's here Blake Freeman's here Amos. Gil's here. >> what do you think is the big motivator. to what was the biggest thing that was a. problem over there that. >> postco I mean co was co radicalized a. lot of people. >> is that what it was just the kind of. control they put down on you guys. >> it was and then the. I mean there there's so much opportunity. here people keep saying the cost of. living is going up in America and it is. but it's like still it's wacky that eggs.

are only 370 or something that's so. cheap for eggs for us. >> really. >> how much are eggs over there. >> more substantial. >> yeah Like how much? Give me. >> I don't know. I'm buying I'm buying. freerange eggs cuz we my wife insists on. it. But still I would I think if you did. an if you did like a milk to milk egg to. egg you dominate. >> Interesting. >> America has so far to go before it gets. to be a revolutionary. 14 a dozen. >> Whoa.

14 bucks a dozen you guys pay for eggs. That's crazy. >> Oh man. It's if you got coals and I mean. the dollars the dollar is a bit. different. >> So there's less opportunity. Things are. more expensive. And also there's I mean. >> but what about co radicalized a lot of. people. >> You got locked in your house for I mean. it's literally in Melbourne. We were in. Melbourne when it kicked off my wife and. I and we had a newborn child and she was. pregnant with the next one. And uh they. said we're locking everyone down for 6. weeks. You can't leave your house. And. it was we had better not better we had.

like stronger statebystate regulation. So if you moved back we were from. Adelaide in South Australia. They said. it was two weeks if you came from. interstate. So we just drove all night. and got out but then watched as people. It's like a 300 day lockdown. >> Jesus Christ. >> Uh you couldn't do It was one of the. only places you could do shows was in. Adelaide. We did have I saw I like Josh. He seems great. I saw him on here talk. like about the I think you confronted. him about the concentration camps and. it's like Yeah. We had camps where we. concentrated people. I don't know what. else you meant to call that. >> Yeah. Yeah. We had a disagreement too.

about myocarditis and it was. interesting. It was like you would get. all these different now it's like firmly. established as a higher risk of. myocarditis for young people that took. it but back then it was really confusing. and I was like why did I read articles. that said it was a higher risk and then. he brought one up that said there was. more of a risk of getting myocarditis. from COVID itself which really didn't. make any sense even in the argument. because back then we didn't know that it. not only doesn't protect you from. getting the virus it doesn't even. protect you from spreading the virus so.

you still get it so you still have a. chance if that's True. Yeah. But it. turns out when I talked to Dr. Masim Aim. Mahatra who is um he's a part of this. whole Maha thing too and he was another. doctor that was initially pro vaccine. and eventually just realized there was a. a bunch of horseshit going on with all. of it. He said they that's not what they. measured. They were measuring troponin. levels. They were measuring like what. what happens when you get sick and that. those levels are higher in a viral.

infection. and he was saying that that. that's not indicative of what true. myocarditis is, which is an enlarging of. the heart and a scarring of the heart. tissue. It's like it's a different thing. they're looking for. They're elevating. the number of people that are getting it. from COVID by doing it this way. He was. saying, >> oh, I can see why you like. it's hard to lose trust in the. establishment. Like you want to believe. that the people running the medical side. of things and who are setting all the. rules have your interest at heart and. you should listen to them. >> Especially if you're in so certain.

social circles, right? So if you're in. certain social circles where people are. very pro-science and very logical and. rational and they are all in agreement. of one thing. You don't want to be cast. out of that social circle. You don't. want to be thought of as being a fool. And so you don't want to have any. opinion that's opposing what is this. consensus narrative amongst these. people. It's also I mean it's nice to be in that. group because you get to you get to live. in a world where the government cares. about you and they know what they're. doing and this politician in a suit like. there was a.

>> Yeah, but you got. >> the realm for personal expression and. politicians was tiny for a long time cuz. it was you were you know that's what you. want. Trump's blown this up but I. remember like. >> Howard Dean did a weird scream and his. career was that's what it took back in. the day to ruin your candidacy. >> Yeah. Well, how about uh. >> because they had to keep that illusion. going that like these are very competent. people who will not make a weird noise. at the wrong time. >> Oh, for sure. That was all they would. need to latch on to and then they would. like throw it in everybody's face. It. would be all over the news and it would. be over. Yeah. There was no internet, you know. >> What a I mean, isn't that a nice world.

to. >> that world. >> like that 50s world of like ah you can. we've got a man in a white coat and he. knows what's up. You don't have to do. all the It's taxing to try and figure. out how disease works. Oh, it's Yeah, it's not fun. It's not fun to not trust. anyone and always want to read like. hundreds of different articles on any. complex subject to try to get an. understanding of who's telling the truth. and who's not. It's a pain in the ass. >> And the cost for getting it wrong is in. like if you get 19 things right and one.

thing wrong, they just go, "You're a. [ __ ] idiot.". >> Oh, 100%. Yeah. But the I think the key. is like you have to say why you got it. wrong and then express yourself. Like I. get things wrong, but I'll tell you why. I got it wrong. And then I I won't lie. and I'll tell you what I know now. So if. I know now that something's different. than what I thought, I definitely always. say it. And I always say, I was wrong. about this and this is why I like get it. out. You got to get it out because it's. important. Like the the whole thing is. we're trying to figure out what the [ __ ].

is actually going on. And when you're. looking at like really complex, like you. get into something like the Kennedy. assassination. Yes. which is one of the. big ones in this country cuz there's a. lot of people like, "Oh, let it go. Let. it go." But then there's a lot of other. people go, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." This shows you. how they did it in 1963 and they've. evolved. >> And anything that's alive that's still a. part of the systems are all still there. Yeah, >> for sure. They're just way better at. doing that. And they've learned how to. not use a magic bullet and, you know,

not [ __ ] you know, the grassy null. and not kill all the witnesses. You. know, they learned how to do stuff. They. got a lot better. >> Who is So, it's like, so Jack Ruby. kills I'm going to get a lot of this. wrong. >> Lee Harvey Oswald. >> Jack Kennedy kills. We have a photo of. it right out there, right the moment. he's shooting. >> But then when he's under arrest, there. are like two journalists who come and. interview him and I think one of them. kills him. >> Jolly West. Jolly West, the head of the. MK Ultra program. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Jolly West visits him and he goes.

insane. He had never had any history of. mental illness. Jolly West sees he sees. Jews burning in hell and he's he's going. crazy. He's hide because he was a Jewish. man. So he thought he they were coming. for him. He's hiding underneath a. [ __ ] bench. He was screaming. He went. completely they doeds him with acid, man. >> Yeah. >> This is the the MK Ultra people visited. >> I think a journalist who talked to him. before he died got killed by a some sort. of gay karate chop. >> A gay? >> It was like a gay It was like a gay. journalist and then he took a home in.

the ass. You you chopped him in. I think. he took a man home for a sexual. encounter and then he was karate chopped. to death. I think that's the official. explanation. >> It's a very rare thing to karate chop a. man to death. That's a weird choice. It. was cool to karate chop somebody. >> Why did they know it was a karate chop. unless they have a video? >> I think that's the medical examiner said. karate chop. >> Okay. That medical examiner doesn't know. what the [ __ ] they're talking about. They probably just stomped him. >> Well, do you think Well, who's the the. Manson family? The Manson. Yes. >> He was dosed with some sort of. >> Oh, 100%. And I'm I'm sorry if you've.

heard this before, ladies and gentlemen, but uh the book Chaos by Tom O'Neal is. amazing. Amazing. >> He's Greg Fitz Simmons old uh neighbor. Uh so Greg, who's at the mothership this. weekend, who's awesome, one of my best. friends, and I've been friends with I. started doing comedy with him one week. apart when we did open mic night. >> Is he a busting guys will? >> Yes. Known him forever. He's awesome. So. he and hilarious comic too, but I think. it's all sold out. But he um was next. door to this guy and um this guy was a. journalist, super nice guy. They became.

friends and he's saying, "I'm writing. this thing about Manson. It was supposed. to be for uh a magazine. It was supposed. to be like 25th anniversary of the. Manson family killings.". >> But he starts finding all these. inconsistencies and he keeps going. further and further down the rabbit trap. and he thinks the prosecutor's full of. [ __ ] and there's some sort of a. connection to the government. He's like, "What the [ __ ] is going on here?" So he. doesn't meet the deadline. So he keeps. going and so then he gets a book deal. and it's just like he's going on and on. and on and on and on for 20 [ __ ]. years. For 20 years this guy studies. nothing but the Manson case. He's got.

stacks and boxes and he's been. interviewing people. And then he puts. together this book with help. He had to. get someone to help him organize it. because he was so deep in the weeds. He's got enough for another book. I mean. a pure obsessive but a brilliant guy. And this book, Chaos, it outlines all of. the MK Ultra involvement in the Manson. family and all the different things that. they were doing at the time with the CIA. mind control experiments, how they were. running brothel, >> which they did definitely seem to have.

>> 100%. Yeah. All 100% real. >> Do you know about this lady, >> Dorothy Killgallen, reporter cloaked in. controversy. >> I'd say read this. >> Okay. Dorothy Gilgalan is best known for. her column The Voice of Broadway in the. New York Evening Journal, which was. published in over 140 papers and for her. role as the game show panelist the 1950s. television program What's My Line? She. was hailed by the Post as being the most. powerful female voice in America. Kill. Gallon spent a vast majority of her. career cloaked in controversy, most.

notably surrounding her investigative. work into the John F. Kennedy. assassination. As a longtime skeptic of the Warren. Commission, a study conducted by the. United States government into who killed. JFK as well as who killed Lee Harvey, well, we know who killed Lee Harvey. Oswald. JFK's supposed assassin, Kilg. Gallen, dove deep into the controversy. Some may even argue too deep. Kilg. Gallon was under suspicion that Oswald. did not commit his crimes alone and. published several articles reflecting. this belief. Jack Ruby, who allegedly. killed Lee Harvey Oswald on November.

24th, 1963, was only interviewed by one. reporter throughout the trial, Dorothy. Kilgallen. Since her interview with. Ruby, many noted that Kilg Gallon uh. carried a file with her at all times. It. remained under lock and key when not. physically in her hands, according to. those close to her. Kill Gallen's file. continued to grow throughout the. investigation. in a conversation with. her lawyer Jim Garrison prior to that's. the guy who prosecuted um that was the.

in the movie Kevin um. >> Kevin Coer played him in the the the. uh JFK movie. >> Yeah. >> Uh prior to a trip to New Orleans with. Dorothy, later inexplicably canled, he. remembers her saying, "I'm going to. break the real story and have the. biggest scoop of the century." Kill. Gallant's first trip to New Orleans was. planned two weeks prior to her death. when her husband, Richard Kmar, found. her with files missing by her. hairdresser in a bedroom she never slept. in, dressed in clothes she would never.

wear to bed, reading a book she had. finished and disliked, wearing glasses. she didn't need for reading. Initial. autopsy report, a Brooklyn medical. office, as opposed to the office in. Manhattan, where she lived, found her. cause of death to be a lethal. combination of alcohol and barbituates. The report later amended to note that. the barbituate originally found schanol, a sleeping pill for which she had been. prescribed, was in fact a combination of. two twe uh tuinol and nembutall, which.

she did not have access to. Although her. death was eventually ruled a suicide, Kilgen's husband noted that when she. returned from a taping of what's my line. early that evening, she appeared. chipper. Well, a lot of people do seem. chipper before they go. >> I decided um yeah, a researcher by the. name of Mark Shaw, who investigated. Kilgen's death, found that she was under. surveillance by the FBI through the. Freedom of Information Act. Friends of. Kilgallen recall her expressing fear for. her life leading up to her death and she.

supposedly even purchased a gun, a. rather uncharacteristic thing for her to. Yeah, they whacked her. Yeah, they. whacked her. Yeah, they've got to finish. releasing. >> In a recent release of the JFK files on. October 26, 2017, a file entitle. entitled Dorothy Kilgallen by Richard. Nixon was released, but its contents. remain sealed due to reasons of national. security. They whacked her. >> Yeah, it does. Was there a gay karate. chop or did I make that up?

>> I didn't see that part. >> They whacked her. They whacked her. >> It seems likely. Yeah, she was digging. into the investigation. Look, you know, when you talk to like I talked to Oliver. Stone about it multiple times and Oliver. Stone, despite his advanced age, is. still brilliant and his recall is. incredible. His recall on the. assassination like he's obsessed with. that assassination. So, he can tell you. like who was involved and who did this. and Alan Dulles and this and that, the.

Warren Commission report. And then it. goes back. >> the the rabbit hole just goes so deep. It goes all the way it goes all the way. to Richard Nixon because it it goes all. the way to Gerald Ford who was on the. Warren Commission's report and when they. kicked Spiro Agnu out they got Spiro. Agnu on you know corruption. Yeah. They. kicked him out. They put in. >> Gerald Ford. Then they kicked Richard. Nixon out. >> Yeah. >> With the Watergate thing which I always. thought was Richard Nixon got caught. being a crook but that's No, it was.

>> he was not a crook. It. >> was an intelligence agency plot. The. whole thing was Tucker Carlson lays it. out. >> Yeah, there's the Nixon reputation is. starting to come back. >> Well, you know, >> people are starting to love Nixon again. >> There's a lot of. >> Maybe for the first time. >> stuff that he did that's not good. Uh. Jim Cy wrote uh decided to write a book. about the assassination of John F. Kennedy. However, he died on the 21st of. September 1964. Oh, there go and see. that a man broke into his Dallas. apartment and killed him by a karate. chop to the throat. >> That could happen to anybody. That's a.

real thing that happens all the time. This This is the thing. Like, how do. they know they didn't just strangle him. to the throat? Like, if you have damage. to your throat if you don't see the guy. karate chopping him. >> Well, it does seem like a weird flourish. for the secret police to put out there. >> But that's like one of those things that. you would say. Cody just Oh. Uh, it. seemed like a man broke into his. apartment. Tom Howard. Tom Howard died. of a heart attack age 48, 1965. Who's. Tom Howard? >> Oh, attorney. >> Oh, his attorney. Okay. They both visited Jack Ruby in.

jail. >> Okay. And they both died. >> They definitely give you a heart attack. They definitely could give you a heart. attack. >> They also searched his apartment. >> The karate chop. >> comes. I really always held on to Karate. Chop. That's the one detail that really. stayed with me through the. >> How are you sure? You can't tell. I've. seen so many guys get beat up and you. can never tell what hit them. >> It could have been a very long bruise. across the big forearm. >> Shin shin to the neck. >> Easy. People weren't people didn't have. that sort of kicking ability in the West.

at that time. >> Sure, some people did. Yeah, there was. people that trained like an assassin. If. you were going to be an assassin, you. would learn Muay Thai. There was like. legit Muay Thai. >> You also have a knife. >> Yeah. You also have. >> But if you wanted to make it look like. it was like a. >> That was a bachelor flat. Is that why I. thought it was some sort of. >> uh cause of death exfiation from a. broken bone at the base of his neck. Apparently the result of a cry shop. You. know, I'm suspicious. I think they. probably thought of it as a karate chop. because this is how people thought back.

then, but I would imagine that was like. a baton on the neck where you choker got. it down. >> There was a time I know in Austin Powers. karate chop is like a cool thing. Early. 60s people just found out about karate. >> The other guy was accidentally shot by. the police a few hours before. >> That can happen. That can happen. >> Jesus Christ, man. When you read stories like this, like if. you're not a conspiracy theorist, you're. like, >> "Yeah, it was the karate chop that made. me think it was something had gone. wrong.". >> Karate chops the only thing that drew me. in. I was happily signing up with the.

rest of the official narrative. >> Dude, I've seen a lot of guys get karate. chopped in the neck. >> They're all fine. >> None of them died. Yeah. >> My dad is like a big. >> That's not what breaks your neck. >> My dad really like he really believes. the JFK assassination happened the way. they said it did. and he went to he made. a whole trip of it to Dallas and he went. up to the building. He was like, he. could have done it. He could have done. it from here. >> Well, here's the thing. >> That's so I I've never really dug into. it. >> Well, here's the thing. He could have. shot JFK in the head from the book. depository. >> Yeah. >> Anybody says any different has never.

shot a rifle. It wasn't that far. It was. I think it was 140 yards. If you have a. scope and you have an accurate rifle, 140 yards is not a long shot. And if you. have practiced and you know how it's. going to go down and you're prepared, you're going to know exactly where he's. going to be. You're going to have the. crosshair on him. You pull the trigger, you hit him in the head, and you might. be able to get off a couple of shots. And some people have been able to. recreate the three shots and they think. that he got off three shots and they. said, "That's impossible.". >> They recreate it.

>> Yeah. People have done it. >> They like closed down central Dallas. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. They they shot. off three rounds from a Carano rifle in. that same period of time. Yeah. >> They didn't do it there, but they did. it. It showed, look, you can shoot three. times in the amount of time that it took. him to drive. >> But this is the problem with any. conspiracy theory is that like. >> Well, you got to look at all of it. >> There are a bunch of things that don't. >> Yeah, >> there are like a thousand conspiracy. theories about. >> JFK and some of them are nuts, but then. some of them hold up. >> There was my point though is that that.

is undeniable, but it's also undeniable. There was a lot of people that reported. that they heard gunshots from the grassy. null. >> Yeah. >> There's also the the whole magic bullet. theory, which is total horseshit. >> That's the most horhit theory that's. ever been promoted. >> There was like an ice bullet that. dissolved inside of. >> No. Do you know the magic bullet theory? One bullet caused a whole ton of. injuries inside. >> No, this is what they had to do. Okay. There was a guy that got shot in the. underpass. >> Yes. So, um, there was an underpass and. a ricochet hit the granite the curbstone.

and he got hit in the head. So, he got. [ __ ] up and he had to go to the. hospital and then they found the impact. and they found the bullet. So, they knew. that this accounted for one of the shots. that it missed. >> So, then they had to account for two. different entry holes on on Kennedy. >> Y. >> and entry hole in Connelly. >> So, and Connelly was shot in the wrist. So they in the thigh as well. So it had. you had to say that one bullet did all. this damage in both people and then.

there was the head shot. >> Yeah. >> Because they had the third bullet. So. they had came up with one wacky theory. and they found this bullet in pristine. condition on the gurnie. >> in when they went to visit in the. hospital. So when they when they had. JFK's gurnie in the hospital, they. magically found this pristine bullet. This is like when the passports fall out. of the plane on 911. >> Yeah. Almost as ridiculous. But this one. is so ridiculous because you have the. physical evidence of the bullet, which.

is impossible. It's impossible for a. bullet to shatter bone, go through two. different people, leave more residue, like more bullet fragments were in. Cony's Conny's wrist than we're missing. from the bullet. That bullet that bullet. supposedly went through two different. people, shattered bone on both of them. And. >> that's a special bullet. >> As a person who's shot guns before, that's horseshit. That's not what. happens when a bullet hits bone. So it's.

supposed to have gone through his back. >> This is the officials out his tie hole. Yeah. Like right where his tie knot is, goes into Conny's wrist, and then goes. into his thigh. shatters his wrist, leaves fragments in his wrist, the wound. left in the thigh, and then they find. this magical, perfect bullet, pristine. condition on the gurnie in the hospital. >> I mean, it seems weird. >> Was it Conny's gurnie that they found it.

on or or JFK's? I might might have got. it wrong. It might have been Conny's. gurnie that they found the bullet on. But either way, listen to me. Shut the. [ __ ] up. >> No, I look I usually stop at this point. Shut up. >> Cuz I don't want it to happen. >> Anybody who says that's what happened, shut the [ __ ] up. Then there's also the. problem of the bullet hole in his neck. >> Now, they're trying to attribute that as. an exit wound. >> But the thing is in the there's two. different autopsies. The autopsy from uh. Dallas and then there was the autopsy.

from Bethesda, Maryland. And the. discrepancy was the one in Bethesda, Maryland, I believe, called it a. tracheotomy scar or tracheotomy cut. >> Okay. So like they opened him up to put. a tra. The only reason why they would do. that is they don't want to attribute. that to a bullet that hit him in the. front of the neck. >> I think there was a bunch of different. people that were trying to figure out. how do we make it so that it was only. this one guy and Lee Harvey Oswald might. have pulled the trigger. He might have. been. >> he does kill the policeman later, right?

>> I believe so. I believe they they most. people believe he did that. Yeah. >> Yeah. And well he he already knew that. he was on the run at that point in time, right? And then when he gets arrested, he says, "I'm a psy. I'm a psy." Okay, maybe maybe he was involved. Maybe he. didn't pull the trigger. Maybe somebody. else who was a real expert marksman. Because if you if you he wasn't that. good. Like people say he wasn't a good. marksman. But let me tell you something. about. >> Ben, he was like Dan Grid to mark. Yeah. >> But here's the thing about shooting. rifles. All right. When you're talking.

about like 500 yards, you're talking. about really long shots where you're. required to be prone and lay perfectly. still. >> Yeah. Yes, I would say you really want. to be an elite marksman to do that. And. there's a lot of technique involved in. training and they're very meticulous. about their preparation, their breath. work, and it's like a very intense thing. because you can't move at all. You have. to be like so precise. >> But 140 yards is not far. It's not that. far. >> It's like with the Trump thing, they. said a child could have done it. >> when. >> if he had a scope. That kid didn't have. a scope. See, the Trump thing was [ __ ].

because that guy was using iron sights. So iron sights are that's what it's like. standard. They don't. You can adjust. them slightly, but like towards your. side, closer to the shooter, there are. two posts and at the end there's one. post and the the the the like the scoop. from the upper post, it lines in. >> He had a scope of some kind. >> He did have a scope. >> Yeah. >> Oh, so why why did they say that he. didn't forever? >> I don't know. I mean, well, like down. here, >> but there was a photograph of it. >> So, this photo down in the corner with.

my cursor doesn't have a scope, right? This is from the FBI. Okay, but here's. the thing. I'm pretty sure there was a. photograph of it laying on the roof and. it didn't have a scope. And this is why, and this is not my theory. This is all. the people that I know that are in like. the tactical world that have talked to. me about this. They were saying that he. had iron sights. See if you can find it. If they show a photo of the actual rifle. >> and then there's just nothing about this. that's come out since then.

>> So, if he had a if he had a scope that's. even crazier that he missed. Um because. that's a chip shot. It's not a hard. shot. It's you're 140 yards. You have a. an accurate rifle. So, let's see. Scoom bit on that. It. kind of does look like he has a scope. Go back to that again. >> A lot of these pictures from the just. talking of it though are using a picture. of a gun without a scope to confuse. people to. >> interesting. Okay. So, it's hard to.

tell, but go to the the top one again. and make that larger. >> like this one. >> No, the one in the that's on the right. hand side. I get it. >> Okay. Okay. That looks a little bit like. a scope to me. There's something above. the barrel at the the middle point of. the gun. >> It doesn't look flat. It looks like. there might be a scope. Okay. Which is. even crazier that he missed then because. this guy is shooting from a very close. distance, but he probably [ __ ]. panicked. He's a 20-year-old kid. >> Also, he turns his head just at the. right. It's the miraculous head. Yeah, but the thing is that's not an expert.

marksman. He did train a lot though. That was the other thing. Like there's a. lot of people that trained uh in. firearms with that kid. So they knew. that someone either told him to do that. or he was preparing by himself to do. that. >> Why is nothing come out about it? >> Bro, >> you would think. >> cuz I think that MK Ultra [ __ ] keeps. going. I think that it's like that. Aerrol Smith song, Train kept it rolling. all night long. I think it just keeps. going. I don't think they stopped. I. think someone, whether it's our. government or another government or some.

giant business interest, someone. probably talked that kid into doing. that. Gave him the resources. He had. five different phones. His entire. someone into doing it. >> His entire home was professionally. scrubbed. >> Yeah. >> There was no silverware in his home when. they searched his home. >> I mean, it's weird that there wasn't. more. I know there was like a guy at the. golf course and there was like a third. guy maybe. >> Mhm. But the temperature in the country. at that time was. no one was like actively coming out and. begging. The Dems weren't coming out and.

saying someone's got to kill this guy. But they were going this is a insane. >> But it might not just be the Dems. This. is what you have to understand. It's. probably business interests. if you're in another country. Okay. And. this guy's actively campaigning saying. that he's going to raise tariffs and. he's going to c we're going to make. China pay. We're going to make Russia. pay. Everyone's going to pay. If you're in some, you know, military. controlled country that's going to lose.

trillions of dollars because this guy's. going to make everybody pay. >> Yeah. >> You might hire someone to do something. >> Well, this is why he goes, "Vance. immediately out. This is the what I put. together is the theory. Someone else. must have done it, but you pick someone. who seems scarier than you, right? You. go, well, if you kill me, you get him.". >> You think Vance is scary? I think at the. time he seemed like the furthest right. protectionist candidate that Trump could. have picked from on the VP list. >> I don't think he really is though.

>> I don't know what he. >> he's pretty reasonable when you have a. real conversation with him. He's. definitely conservative. He's pretty. reasonable, but he's also like a. nononsense, no [ __ ] guy who is not. he doesn't lack in compassion, >> but he was the like he was not the. easiest. >> electorally. There were other people he. could have gone with who would have. been. >> He's young. He's very religious. You. know, there's a lot of aspects of that. that make people uncomfortable. The. young one is pretty big. You know, people don't want like some young guy. being the [ __ ] president of the.

world. You know, >> when was the last time it was like Teddy. Roosevelt? >> Uh Kenn Kennedy was what? He was like. late 40s, >> but he'd also have been around. He was a. known commodity. He senator for a long. time. >> He was handsome and he's pretty young. He didn't look like an old leader. He. didn't look like Eisenhower, you know. what I mean? >> Yeah. >> He didn't look like Ronald Reagan, >> but he was he been to the war and that. added like when you go to the Have you. been to the Fredericksburg Pacific War. Museum? >> No. >> It's great. It's a two-hour drive. It's. tremendous. Yeah. But like they have a.

they have a mural out back for all the. presidents since that war and everyone's. in World War II. Like that's the it's. not that America's looking for an old. guy. It's like who it's everyone is. somehow until like Clinton, everyone is. a World War II vet. >> Well, you got back then everybody signed. up for the war. >> Yeah. >> Like. >> but generationally America didn't want. to move on from. >> the World War II guys. That was like a. comforting, >> right? But it was also World War II was. the last just war in their eyes. Like we.

had to defeat the Nazis. Yeah. You know, we had to stop the takeover of evil in. the world. And then you got to the. Vietnam War and it's like, wait, what's. going on here? This is not. >> Korea seems more. >> Korea. >> Well, there's a lot of people that would. disagree with you, >> you know, but Korea is also, you know, there's North Korea is fighting South. Korea. North Korea's communist. South. Korea. >> It doesn't have the same light. It Korea. doesn't occupy the same. No. Doesn't. have the same spot in people's heads. >> And then really, it's not one war that.

everyone's getting behind after that. >> No. No. There's not one. And you know, mo most people are real down on a war. right now for for good reasons. You. know, it's like, are we [ __ ] for real. still doing this? You know, and this was. one of the things that that Trump. campaigned on is no more wars. >> Yeah. That scares the [ __ ] out of. people, >> you know, because then right away we're. involved in this Iran thing. Like, okay. >> But, you know, I'm so easily taken in.

like I was I was terrified. I was like, "Oh, I don't want there to be a war. This is terrible." And then as soon as. the bombs are dropped and Trump comes. out and goes, "We're very strong." I'm. like, "Oh, >> yeah.". >> Like I It's so easy to get whipped up. into a fervor. >> There's There's some truth to that, right? And there's some truth to maybe. it wouldn't be the best thing in the. world if they developed a nuclear. program and had nuclear weapons and used. them on Israel. But then, you know, you. say, well, were they really close to. doing that? Well, then you find then you. find out that Netanyahu has been saying. they've been close to doing that.

>> for like 15 years and Tulsi saying they. have no information on it. >> Yeah. But the thing is like what do we. know? You know, if they don't let. inspectors in, what do we know? >> Yeah. >> You know, I would for see both sides. >> to pull together over something. I found. someone sent me the like that Reagan. towards the end of his term just kept. giving speeches about how he wanted. there to be an alien invasion. >> Yes. >> And he said, "If only there was some. alien force that we could all get. together again against the aliens.". >> Yeah. >> But it is that seems like America's.

ready for that. Some coming together. I can see that if you were in charge, you wanted to have civil unity. You. would want there to be something like a. war. >> Well, to pull people back together. I. think there's a lot of value in having. no civil unity. I think there's a lot of. value in keeping us at each other's. throats. This is what I always try to. tell people. Most of us are in the. middle. Most most of us, especially. after you get to a certain age, you. realize a lot of [ __ ] things that. people do, it's cuz you know they're.

allowed to do it and it's stupid and it. [ __ ] their life up and maybe you should. get your [ __ ] together. Also, there's a. lot of poor people that need help. And. the idea that you're going to cut that. off from them is kind of [ __ ] up and. uncharitable and unamerican. >> Yeah. >> But also, there's people that take. advantage of those programs and they. stay them forever and it kind of [ __ ]. up the whole community and like that's. true, too. Okay. So, how do you set the. standards and what do you do and how do. you do? But most people socially are. very much in the middle. Like most.

people want gay rights and civil rights. and women's rights and trans rights. We. want rights. We want everybody to be. free. We want everybody rights to you. >> But right, >> that's how you get something. You chuck. No, you just chuck the word rights on. something. It's. >> rights are important. >> Like people say abortion rights and then. people say gun rights. >> Yeah. >> Like that's how you know if the media is. in favor of that thing or not. When I. was coming up, if they say rights, then. they go this should be like abortion. rights were confected in Roie Wade. They. just. >> it didn't exist beforehand. and they. said there was a I mean maybe people can.

pass that people can legislatively have. abortion on the books but that's not. what happened. The Supreme Court just. said we infer that there's a right to. privacy somewhere in the Constitution. We're not going to be clear about where. that is and so the judiciary can just. make it happen. >> Well, that's how it got overturned, right? >> Yeah. Cuz what can be done by the. judiciary can be overturned by the. judiciary. But there's heaps of stuff in. America that just like. >> the Supreme Court decided it was going. to happen. No one came in like gay. marriage was just a Supreme Court.

thing. They just. >> I think that's kind of also the will of. the people. Like most people are like. let him be married. Like what's the. problem? Like how does that [ __ ] with. your life? >> But they're like California votes votes. it in and then votes it out again. Right. >> Well, here's what's hilarious. Up until. 2013, Hillary Clinton was openly stating. I I don't think Barack Obama. >> I think he said he was against it for. the first time. >> Yeah. I think it was 2013 where Hillary. finally said she was in favor of gay. marriage. But they used to always like. if you ever seen those videos of Hillary.

being more MAGA than Trump about the. border. >> I believe it. >> Oh my god. She would be queen MAGA. She. would be she would have a a diamond. encrusted make America great again hat. She would be the president if she was. running today. And I'm not bullshitting. I am not. >> I think there was. >> I'm 100% not bullshitting. I think it's. a Sam Talent bit where I don't know if. he's still doing it, but he was going. like, "If Camala had come out and said. the word [ __ ] she would have won. That's all she had to do.". >> Sam Talent's funny. >> But he dude, >> yeah, there was some there's I mean the. Dems are always against the.

like the progressive wing takes over. The woke thing happens at some point. But like Biden was out saying super. predators, >> bro. The Democrats were the ones who. wanted to keep slavery. >> Some of them, the southern Democrats, but understand. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That the the Republicans are the ones. that were trying to free the slaves. It's like things just get weird and get. reversed. So now the Democrats are. anti-free speech if it's hate speech. >> Yeah. >> And disinformation and misinformation. and malinformation. And this is all.

right. This is the Castro speech in a. big way. This is Castro. So they ban it. The revolution takes over in Cuba. >> They ban a film. They haven't had to ban. a film up to that point, but they ban. the first film. and Castro comes and. gives like a two-hour speech to the. intellectuals explaining why they're. going to start banning movies. >> What was the film? >> It was called PM. It was a It was just a. film about like poor black people having. a good time. It doesn't seem like. there's a lot of uh political content in. the movie. But he gives this like it's. this long beautiful like two 3,000 words.

at the top going I'm listening to you. and you're listening to me and isn't. that great that we have a conversation. and then just out of nowhere he goes uh. the revolution's in control and your. freedoms are not. You don't have a right. to make whatever film you want. We're. going to decide and people are clapping. and going for but if you like if you. take revolution and sub that out for. progress or safety or anti-racism people. would totally get behind that. >> Yes. And this is what everyone who's. been sounding the horn, you know, including guys like Constantine Kissing.

from Trigonometry and Jordan Peterson. and people that understand the history. of Marxism. They're like, "This is how. it always comes. It comes in the guise. of doing the greater good for the people. and letting the state control things. This is what happened in North Korea. That's how they all lost their farms.". Yeah. >> Yeah. They come in and then they it's. centralized power and then everybody has. to shut the [ __ ] up because that's how. people operate. I think from a like if. you have a materialist worldview of the. universe that makes sense. I can see how. you would you would get there. Like it's. a weird thing to say God has given you a.

right to express yourself and to hang. out with who you want. This is like a we. this is. >> this is why it has to be in the declar. what is it's either in the declaration. or the constitution. But like these are. god-given rights and they're. self-evident. >> because you would if you were designing. a utopia which is what every. revolutionary wants to do. You're saying. we're fixing society. We're fixing human. nature. >> right? There's nothing that would. intrinsically make you say people have a. right to say whatever they want. Like. that has to come from somewhere. That's. like a That's a weird It's beautiful. I. love it. I try and live my.

>> It comes from being under the brutal. heel of a dictator for the entire. country. >> But then as soon as they have a. revolution, they take that away. You. know, you use the weapon of your master. The revolutionaries having been under. Batista and oppressed and not allowed to. say what they want, they come to power. and they go, "Yeah, we're going to be. doing that now." That's what the guy in. power gets to do. But to say the state. is seing that this is like a beautiful. strange. >> Well, isn't there a difference outside. world view? >> Yes, this is. But isn't there a. difference between taking over an. existing country like Cuba that had been. around for a long time? Yeah. A.

communist regime taking over versus the. establishment of a place like the United. States, which is an exercise. like an experiment really in. self-government that never been achieved. before. And it's not a coincidence that. it's the newest country in terms of like. superpowers and yet it's the one that's. achieved the most in terms of cultural. impact, artistic impact, intellectual. impact. It's a hard argument that United. States hasn't achieved more than. anybody. I mean, the [ __ ] nuclear. bomb was created here, you know, shut.

your mouth, right? Allegedly, we went to. the moon. I don't think we did, but. allegedly back on the moon. >> Yeah. I don't think I think we did. Um. but you know also a lot of. assassinations, a lot of like. overturning governments and other. countries. A lot a lot of [ __ ] Yeah, that's not good. But the point is like. this is the most free place and the most. [ __ ] gets done. [Music]. >> I mean I don't disagree with that at. all. >> And I think this is the progress that. the human civilization goes through. It. realizes that suppression ultimately is.

bad for everybody. It's bad for GDP, bad. for like it's bad for patriotism. It's. bad for everything. Yeah. >> It's bad for people's appreciation of. each other. It's it's hard to govern. when people are [ __ ] angry. And. >> and then the breakoff civilizations. always seek more freedom. >> Yeah. >> You know, I think we got to try one more. time with Greenland. >> Give it a go. >> I think if Trump takes Greenland and. global warming is real, that's the spot. >> Well, Canada might have to become a.

state and then there's a lot of good. land up there. I have a friend who went. up uh to Greenland and went um stag. hunting or caribou hunting. They hunt. caribou in Greenland. It was beautiful, man. The area they were at was [ __ ]. gorgeous. It was incredible. There's. like these these insane hills and these. herd of caribou come through and there's. just so many caribou. It's so beautiful. >> Yeah. >> It's so clean. They're just they're. camping. They're sleeping on the ground. >> Chick-fil-A up there. >> No. [ __ ] it. >> Get a freeway and a Chick-fil-A. >> You ever have caribou? >> No. I can't compete with Chick-fil-A.

You don't know what you're talking. about. >> I know. I've never had caribou. All. right. I want to go back. This thing of. like Yeah. America's done a great deal. It's very free. But like the rate of. change in the culture is also. unparalleled. Like you look at the. Egyptians and they're doing the same. pictures for thousands of the feet all. point in the same way and we don't mess. with the artistic style or like the. medieval era. There's like a there's a. homogeneity through time and a culture. that gets passed on. If you look at. America over the last. >> 70 years, it's wacky.

>> Mhm. Like I know a couple nights ago I. was I was watching like the number one. song in America consecutively on. YouTube. So like they play 20 seconds. from that number one song and then the. next number one song. And early on it's. all like guys in suits going my baby. She's so beautiful. I love her. I'm. going to take her to a dance and then by. the end it's like you know I'm a fisty. ass and kill someone with my rifle. Like. it's there's a huge shift. It's got like. all the institutions are ostensibly the. same. The way people vote, the way.

people go to school, the actual culture. that's inhabiting all those things is. like radically changing all the time. >> All the time. Yeah. And there's a bunch. of different factors, right? So you have. the 1950s factor, you know, which was. like Elvis on television and Buddy Holly. and all these people. >> Then the drugs come in. >> Then the drugs come in and so they were. probably doing drugs back then too, but. just probably not the good ones. And. then the 1960s psychedelics. So in the. 1960s you get Hendrickx, you know, you. get the Doors, you get. >> Oh, when the Doors come through, when.

the Beatles and the Doors and the Stones. come through, it's like here are the. first cool people ever, >> first cool people ever. And so then that. all dries up when they pass the laws in. the 1970s through the Nixon. administration to kill the civil rights. movement and to kill the anti-war. movement to make everything illegal. Then you get the cocaine era. So cocaine. ruins music. The 1980s was like there's. some great music in the '8s, but there's. also. >> is a great album. There's a lot of. horseshit in the 80s, too. There's still. still brilliant artists. There's always. going to be brilliant artists, but. there's a lack of that psychedelic.

progression that. >> Hendrick definitely shifts into a weird. >> Everything gets weird. Everything gets. weird. Yeah. And. >> but by the 80s, late ' 80s, they figured. it out. They figured out how to. appropriate the counterculture thing and. put a corporate look on it. >> Well, it was cocaine. They they they. killed they killed the psychedelics and. it entered into an area of cocaine. Like. you see movies get real weird. Like a. lot of movies are like like real stupid. Like they don't make any sense. They're. dumb as [ __ ] And then you go back to.

like 1963 and you see The Hustler and. you say, "Okay, why were they so good. back then? >> Why why were so many of these movies so. >> early, late 20s?" Yeah. >> Early Frank Kapper just watches like a. normal modern film. >> Yeah, there's some great movies, man. >> When you started comedy, what is this. early 90s? >> 88. >> 88. So you there would have been a. period like it seems like cocaine was. big in American comedy circles for a. time and then retreated. >> Yeah. >> But it it disappeared at a certain. >> It doesn't disappear everywhere. There's. some places that are still they love the.

coke. >> I don't run into active drug addicts. very often. >> Well, people do cocaine. >> They don't last. The the weed comics. last. The [ __ ] coke comics don't. last. >> Heroin people keep going. >> Well, until they don't. >> Yeah, but the red hot chili peppers look. great. They've been preserved. They're. clean. I think they're clean for a long. time. >> I think they did back in from time to. time. >> You think so? >> I don't know. I I think after By the. way, I think they But they were a heroin. band for ages. >> Yeah. >> Iggy Pop. I don't know if he's still on. heroin, but he's looking. >> Oh, he's terrible. Poor Iggy. He looks.

so. >> But he looked that way 30 years ago. He's like Alice Cooper. He looked like a. weird guy. >> He looked but he looked old 30 years. ago, but he had like he was lean. He. move around on stage with a shirt off, but now he looks like he could barely. walk. Yeah. guys. Like something's wrong. with his. >> Did you see the AC/DC one? That was like. last week. >> You got to see Iggy Pop first. >> How bad? I saw Iggy Pop like 10 years. ago and he was great. >> He's great. No, dude. I I. >> had to kick a woman in a mosh pit. I was. He was dragging people. He was saying, "Come on stage, everybody." And I. >> One of my favorite green room songs is.

Passenger. >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] great song, man. >> After the show, >> I couldn't listen to Passenger before a. show. I'd be too sad. >> Really? >> Yeah. All right. All right. >> I'm a passenger. Um, >> what's he look like now? Is he Is this. 2023? >> Yeah, >> he still looks good in the face. >> No, no. Like he's still killing it. It's. just he has a hard time getting around. It looks like there's something wrong. with his See, like. >> it does look like he's got spinobipid in. there. >> I think he's got something wrong with. his hip or something, which is super. common, especially for performers who.

dance around on stage a lot. Go crazy. >> Yeah. >> Oh, >> yeah. See? >> Oh, so he's having a hard time moving. Still killing it, but like, let me hear. some of that. Check out after that bring. up the AC/DC at the moment. It's very. [Laughter]. >> it's just.

>> he's still got something. >> He's got it. He's still Iggy Pop, but. his body's struggling. And like I know a. lot of guys like Ted Nent had to get. both his knees replaced because he was. jumping off amplifiers. Yeah. >> Um Maynard from Tulle, he had to get his. hip replaced. His hip was [ __ ] up. >> That's why Neil Diamond had the right. plan. Just stand there. >> Stand there. >> Just sing your beautiful songs. You can. do that forever. >> Yeah, it's a good move. >> Uh no, they all get. >> It's hard, man. You're bouncing around. on a stage all the time, stomping the. ground. Like Anthony Ketus, his knees. all [ __ ] up, man. Ah,

>> he like I I went to see them. Great. He's great. He killed it. We went to see. the Chili Peppers when they were in town. and then afterwards he's got an ice his. knee up real bad. >> You know, he's still on stage though. You don't notice it. >> Every time someone says they don't like. the Chili Peppers, I distrust them. immediately. >> They're great. >> Suck my Kiss is a [ __ ] great. >> That whole album is start to finish. >> I found a different video of them. AC/DC. shirts. I think that one video we saw. was just kind of weird thing. He looks. >> all right. There was one. He looks okay. in this one. >> 2025. Yeah, there was a viral video.

going around where they looked a little. slow and. >> no, he's still got it. I take it back. >> But this is I mean, if you were a. classical composer, you just get to be. old and wear your big powdered wig and. keep writing till you're 80. As a rock. star, a big part of it is that you. physically threatening and that women. want to have sex with you, right? Like. this is this is. >> Have you seen Have you seen Mick. Jagger's girlfriend? >> Uh, yes. She's a beautiful baby. She's. so hot.

>> She's so hot. She's so hot. And she's. like 30 or something like that. And he's. thousand. >> I got to meet Aluccino's baby mama. >> But but you got to see the pictures of. Mick with the girl. >> Look at this. >> Yeah. This is the one. >> What's that? >> This is the one that went viral. >> But he's just stomping on stage. >> It's the way he's saying Oi. Wow. >> Let me hear it. AC/DC urged to retire after recent.

concert footage goes viral. [ __ ] we. hear this. >> He does seem tired. I don't think he. should have to retire, but. still play a long set. He probably is. doing all right. >> That's our greatest export. That's for sure. We've never done. anything that great before since. Listen, guys get old. It's hard to come. up with the the full power always when. you hit that age.

>> But what was the point? Oh, MC Jagger. and his new girlfriend. >> He's Fly Honey. >> Oh, she's so hot. And he's at least a. million years old. >> He. >> How old is he? >> Yeah, I got to see him like 10 years ago. and he seemed old then, but he was still. grooving. >> Oh, dude. I saw him in town as well. I. saw him at uh the Circuit of the. Americas. They did this gigantic outdoor. concert. It was [ __ ] incredible. Look. at her. Bam. Son, what's up now? Dude, she's so hot. And she's like, I can't believe I'm with. MC Jagger. That's what talent does.

>> He seems happy as well. He seems. >> I would imagine that would make you. happy. >> I mean, yeah, but then she's talking. about her young woman things and you. just want to read the Financial Times in. peace. And. >> I don't know, man. Maybe maybe that's. why he's so good still. Maybe he stays. young. >> He's still hip. >> They [ __ ] killed it, man. They killed. it at Kota Aluccino. I She was backstage. and I. >> Another kid. >> I got another one. >> Yeah, >> another one. >> I got dragged away when I met her cuz. people thought I was going to ask weird. stuff. >> So, this is a new gal.

>> Yeah. >> Oh, boy. >> He's 85. Holy. >> He still looks good. >> What do you want me to do? >> She's got a great I mean. >> Wow, she's hot. >> It does start to look like your Oh, they. split. I think that's the one I met. >> That was the one that he split with, but. he's got another one. Wow. >> Good for him. >> He loves breeding. He's still out there. doing it. >> Listen, don't give Elon [ __ ] Don't give. him [ __ ]. >> I just like it done the oldfashioned. way. I like the Genghask Khan rooting.

his way across the step. I'm I fear. Also, like Elon's in he's one of the. only billionaires who allows himself to. be seen and judged and thought about. But if we had a list of the top hundred. richest people in the world, we would. know. eight of them. Like these are the hidden. figures who are doing that. That's. >> Well, the real richest people in the. world are probably the oil bill, >> the SS. >> Yeah. Because they don't even have to. tell you how much money they have. >> Yeah. Once they're building an ice.

>> Yeah. >> What a toboggoning room in the desert. >> Bro, they they're building that that the. line. Have you seen that? Like. >> that's going to be nice. >> Maybe it will be. They have so much. money. They can make it nice. >> Yeah. Look what they did to Dubai. You. ever see those timelapse photos of. Dubai? >> But they didn't even put you can't even. go to the toilet in that in the Burj. Khalifa. >> What do you mean? >> They didn't put like It's so big they. couldn't get plumbing to work it. So.

they have like trucks come along and. pick up the poo from downstairs every. day and have to drive it out. Like. >> it seems like a fake. >> Oh, that's an error. Someone needs to be. fired. Somebody's probably killed. >> Someone has uh has been quietly chopped. into pieces. >> Oh, 100%. Right. They've got. >> because how are you going to fix that? >> The Burge Khif is like how many stories? >> It's too big. >> and it's all buckets of [ __ ] being. carried out. >> I believe I could be getting that wrong, but someone told me that they have like. semi-trailers that come by in the. morning. >> An old hoax. >> Is it a ho? I take it back. I got one. wrong. I was right about the.

footbinding. I was right about. >> We should probably edit that out so they. don't kill you. >> No, it's Hey, I No, I love the kingdom. of Saud. I'm a big fan. I could be God. on Compromat so easily. Send me a new. car. I'll say great things about the. regime. No one has come to me. Not even. someone selling dick pills or nothing. I. want to get to that level. >> It's coming. >> It's uh I I don't see I. >> Come on, bro. More more appearances like. this and. >> it'll all happen. >> I'd be doing gamble. I'll be doing.

DraftKings. >> Yeah, there you go. >> I don't think I could I'm trying to. figure out what companies I would have. on my podcast and I wouldn't. But. >> do you gamble at all? >> Yeah, but I don't like the companies. I. like, you know, >> regular gambling. >> Regular. Oh, but yeah, money for this. It's ruined footy in Australia. Everybody, >> I think we're the Now, I will I will. write on this with Australia's the. highest per capita gambling losses in. the world. >> Wow. >> And it's we beat Singapore. We shouldn't. be beaten the Asian countries. Asians. should have gambling down pat.

>> Is that because you don't have freedom. in any other place? So, you went crazy. >> I think so. I think everything is so. safe that it's like I've got to lose. everything on this. >> You go crazy on that one thing. The. gambling thing. Yeah. >> Oh, no. cuz booze is expensive. And. >> but then the way that they advertise on. you, you always have to see the line. You can't watch a game of football with. someone cuz they go they don't just want. their team to win anymore. They want. like this guy to get 27 disposals. >> and the second goal of the game. It's. like just I want to watch. >> footy. But gambling is very exciting. >> Yeah, there's a thing like that in MMA,

too. You know, it's a it's a big factor. in MMA. >> I think like if your guy gets, you know, he wins but by submission, then you're. upset because you didn't knock the other. guy out and you lost money. There's like. the Drake thing too because Drake spent. he he bets like the rapid big money on. the UFC and. >> did he bet on Charles Olivera or Ilia. Toporia? >> That was nutty. >> Oh my god. >> How was that? Also, it was uh. >> that was the first one of those I've. since I met you. >> He bet 200 grand on Charles. >> Yeah, see that's they call it the Drake.

Curse. >> Yeah, there's a website that. >> whoever he bets on goes down. >> Yeah. Drake betting history. >> return zero dollars. Um, who is he? >> He's not cursed. When it comes to UFC. overall, though, he's up a million. bucks. >> Oh, all time from his public UFC bets, from his public ones. Over 25 bets, he's. wagered 13.45 million, returning 14.48. >> Yeah, but everyone knows. >> He's won 10 out of those 25 bets, losing. 15 times. >> You go public when you win. >> Interesting. >> It's a guy who comes back to the office.

on Monday and goes, "Look at that. He's. only won 40% of the time. His average. UFC bet size is 538K. That's interesting though because he's. only won 40% of the time. He just bets. big when he's sure and so he's ahead. His biggest single loss was uh Adosnagna. to beat Alex Pereira in 22. The one that. uh Pereira won the first one. Single bet. victory was Jon Jones over serial gone.

Successfully uh predicting Jon Jones to. win by submission. Interesting. >> Hold on. But this is a whole website. dedicated to it. He could have set this. up. >> No. No. It's commonly known. >> He's betting on cricket. >> Yeah. >> Why is he betting on cricket? >> He likes to bet, dude. He's rich as. [ __ ] He gets his jollies off like. throwing large numbers at stuff. >> Three bets on cricket returning 2.65. mil. >> So he's ahead. >> Three for three. So he knows what he's. doing. >> There you go. >> He's making money.

>> Yeah. But you always bet on the Royals. in the cricket. >> Well, if you're going to bet though, betting on sports where you actually. know the game. Yes. That's a smart thing. to bet on. Like I bet if I bet on. fighting, I bet I'd be right 60% of the time. >> You'd be There'd be a You'd have a deal. where they'd say, "Don't you dare.". >> Oh, no. You can't. The UFC won't let. you. But that was only recent, man. That. was recent because there was an. accusation that one of the trainers had. been posting on some website and um that.

they knew that this guy was injured. Yeah. And the guy lost in the first. round and there's a bunch of money. >> that's not. >> on him losing in the first round cuz he. had a blown out knee. >> I think there was a footie player in. Australia who was betting on himself to. kick goals which was like not like you. have to he was backing himself and it. was like $15 or something. It was very. small but he just. >> he got in trouble for that. >> He got in trouble for that even though. like. >> he's betting on himself. He's bet on. himself to do well. >> I think if you bet on yourself to win, that should be legal. >> It seems I bet on the Eurovvision Song. Contest. That's my go-to. >> Fighters have made like personal bets.

with each other. Like I'll bet you the. entire first. Yeah, that's that's what. makes it more exciting. >> Yeah. But there's definitely room for if. if if there's room for someone to throw. it, that's an issue. >> That is an issue. That's an issue with. fights. Eurovision is a good bet. >> If you found out that a fighter bet. against himself, like, oh god. Or if the. trainer bet against the fighter, which. has happened before. That has happened. before. >> It was like anonymous back in the day, like in the old boxing days, like people. could throw fights and you know that. that [ __ ] happened all the time. >> Uh was it on the waterfront? That's why.

>> Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Marlin Brando. Yeah. That also um that that has 100% happened. in MMA, especially in Japan. In Japan in. the early days, there was a lot of fixed. fights and you could kind of tell some. of them. You watch them, you're like, "Oh my god, it's fixed." But it was be. like because a lot of the Japanese stars. originally in Pride came from the world. of pro wrestling. >> Yes. >> Where they had determined outcomes. >> And so some of these guys were stars and. there's a few fights that they had as. stars where it was a fixed fight.

>> But like that that Logan Paul uh Mike. Tyson fight. >> Yeah. >> He could have knocked him out earlier. and clearly was choosing not to. I mean. he bows to him at the end. >> It seemed to me like sparring. >> Yeah. when I watched it, which you know, look, I paid for it. They got me. I. thought it was going to be a real fight, but I'm not mad because I'm just happy. that Mike Tyson made a ton of money and. I'm happy for Jake Paul that he made it. and and look, if he decided not to try. to hurt Mike Tyson at 58 years old, >> sure, but there's some guy out there who.

had a million dollars on. >> That's the problem. That's why, look, maybe it was a real fight. Maybe that's. just the level that they both fight at. Hm. But, you know, it seemed it seemed a. little sus, >> you know, >> it was I mean, we watched that in the. green room, I think, and we couldn't get. it couldn't get it going. >> Yeah. But I think that, you know, at the. end of the day, it's okay. It doesn't. bother me. It's a different that's a. different situation than someone like. Terence Crawford fighting Canelo. Alvarez. And I don't think that that.

fight's legit. If I saw that and I. didn't think it was legit, I'd be. furious. Like, you guys are in your. prime. These are the best fighters on. planet Earth. we finally gonna get to. see you guys box and then they. >> and you threw a fight. But that's not. what's going on. You know, >> Mike Tyson Jake Paul was the most. heavily wagered fight in years. Okay, that's a problem. That makes it a. problem. >> Um, my opinion is I just want to say in. case someone calls me into court, um, I'm a [ __ ] idiot and I don't know. nothing. And don't take my advice. >> I love the Saudis. Don't take my. opinion.

>> I love the Israeli government. I love. that nothing to do with them. That was. Jake Paul promoting it. You know, it's. just like. >> but doesn't doesn't bother me. >> There's compromising the sport and. that's like bad. It's just like. >> if I bet on it watching it with people. who have who are so in on it and then. also the like. >> man the sports betting apps they've like. they introduced like chat apps in them. in Australia. So it's like they're. trying to take the place of social media. companies where you go together and you. meet your friends. Like betting should. be exciting enough without having a. weird. >> they're just trying to draw. They're.

just trying to make money, right? So. they're trying to draw you in any way. they can. Yeah. >> Yeah. When I was uh first starting to. work for the UFC, um I bet I bet a bunch. of times because uh and then I thought. like I probably shouldn't do this. But I. couldn't I was think I was justifying in. my head. I was like I can't affect the. outcome. Yeah. >> And it wasn't a there was no rule. >> It doesn't matter how you're calling it. It's not going to. >> I'm not going to change. And also like I. like the fights and I'm not going to bet. that much anyway. But then my business. partner on it and I Aubrey, he he would.

bet on things I would tell him to bet. on. He was up like 80% at one time. >> Yeah. >> Because in the o early days, like in the. early like 2000sish when they were. bringing in guys from like Japan and. Russia, there was a lot of dudes that I. knew about that the bookmakers didn't. know about. >> Yeah. >> You know, like where like like when. Anderson Silva come came over to. America, I was like, "Bet the house. >> Bet everything on Anderson." I mean, bet. everything cuz Chris Leeben, who's a. great fighter, is tailorade for that.

style. Anderson is one of the nastiest. strikers that's ever competed in the. sport. He's so good and so accurate and. he just ran through Chris Chris Leeben. in the first round. I was like called it. cuz there's certain fights where you. like this guy's special like Ilia. Taporia like if I is fighting a regular. guy like bet the house. >> on the Spaniard. Bet the house like that. guy's special. There's like when Alex. Pereira first came to the UFC I was. telling everybody bet the house on the. Brazilian. I'm like, if he touches you,

you go into orbit. Yeah. >> Like he's just different. This is a. different guy. >> And you just have to know about that. before the bookies and then you can. >> Yeah. But people knew about Pereira sort. of, but they didn't have a lot of. evidence of him being that good in MMA. They had one fight in the LFA. There was. another fight before that where he lost. by submission. I think maybe had one. other win, but it was the kickboxing. So, I'm a big kickboxing fan. And in. kickboxing, he was a two division world. champion in glory, which is like the the. elite kickboxing league. But the thing.

wasn't that he was winning. It was how. he was winning. >> Yeah. >> He was flatlining people. >> But you have to have actually watched. the fight to get that. >> You'd have to wa You have to also be. able to critically analyze his. movements. They're just different. He's. just doing something. He moves different. than people. And the the the way when he. hits guys, it's like, "Holy [ __ ] man. Yeah, they can all knock each other out. They're all elite fighters. >> I mean, the last I watched that Olivea. fight and so I was we were with Nate.

Nate's team in uh in San Jose. Someone. says this man's the man who knocked him. out. He's like his punch is incredible. No one knows this like within the they. were all saying like this is an easy an. Oliver is going to lose. >> because of this man's. And then when he. hits him in the head, you go because he. knocks him out on the first punch and. then catches him on the second and hits. him twice after that. But it's like If. you just I don't know about fighting and. then watching that I couldn't believe he. was knocked out from it didn't look like. it should have had that impact. >> Oh, it should for sure. Yeah. When you.

watch the punch being delivered in slow. motion, it looks everything like a. knockout punch. He throws his punches. with so much conviction. There's so much. torque and they're so perfect. >> Like his whole body weight is coming in. >> It's the the coordination of the. mechanics of his movements. So like. that's a big part of he also has very. big fists but that's a big part. especially for 145 and even in 155 like. he's unders sized compared to like guys. like Rofy who's like 6'2 there's like.

some elite guys that are big in that. weight class but the way he delivers his. punches it's like you just can't get hit. by him man he's got so much commitment. and so the the timing is so perfect when. he went blam with that right hand that. had everything on it no. >> buns has eaten that shot. No one. No. one. He's got the what Ferasa Hobby. likes to call the touch of death. It's a. perfect name for it cuz like he hits. guys, they're just done, man. They're. done. >> That seems the greatest threeight win.

streak in the history of the sport. He. knocks out Alexander Vulcganowski, Max. Holloway, and then Charles Olivera. It's. the greatest threeight win streak in the. history of the sport. >> And Vulcanowski is currently the champ. So he'll he is now. came back. Well, that's at 45, though. >> Okay. >> So, he went up to 55. So, Vulcganowski. is the champ cuz he abandoned the belt. at 45 because he wanted to pursue the. belt at 55. He didn't want to make. weight at Ilia. Didn't want to make 145. anymore. Except felt like it's too.

draining for his body and he'd be even. better at 55. Turns out he was right. He's even better at 55. Like, Charles. Alivera is really good, man. Really. good. For him to starch him like that. with essentially one punch is. extraordinary. But he called it, which. is even crazier. >> He said, "I'm going to knock him out. with one punch. >> He's going to knock him out in the first. round." And he also he had a celebration. for his victory the night before the. fight. So he went to a restaurant. He's. standing on a bench. They're cheering.

>> That is cool. >> It worked. I mean, listen, if you're. that good. >> and he's going to fight the the. Scouseer, the Scouseer kept saying, >> "Yeah, >> Scout kept going, I want him." And then. Nate's team are going like, he thinks he. wants him, he doesn't want him. >> It'll probably happen eventually because. they hate each other and it'll be very. marketable. I don't know if it's gonna. happen next. >> This is my first year following it. I'm. I'm starting that. My brother watches it. a lot. >> There's a lot of really good guys at 155. though. If you wanted to look if you. wanted to do it according to like who. deserves the shot, it would be in my.

mind it would be either Justin Gate, who. is a very compelling argument for uh. deserving the shot. He was uh the. interim champion. Beat the [ __ ] He. essentially like changed the progression. of Tony Ferguson's career. Like that one. >> just by knocking him out. >> Just beat him down, man. It was a. brutal, brutal fight. >> And then, you know, I mean, he's got so. many victories. He just beat Faze again. after getting knocked out by Holloway. He's one of the best of the best. And, you know, he's fought for the title.

before. He fought uh he fought um uh. Kabib. Like he's [ __ ] really good, man. >> But what would stop him? >> And he's a big star and he also deserves. it. The other guy would be Arman. Sarukian. Arman Sarukian was supposed to. fight Islam for the title, but got a. back injury supposedly during because of. the weight cut. He had a particularly. brutal weight cut and his back locked up. to the point where he couldn't even. [ __ ] move. And so they had to call. the fight. Yeah. >> And so then they brought in Hanato and. he fought for the title like last minute. replacement. So Sukian is elite. He's as.

good as it gets and he could be a world. champion. And so if if I wanted to do it. according to not marketability but. rather like who deserves it, it would be. either Gi or Saruki. >> How often does that come into it as. opposed to the marketability? >> I don't I don't do that, man. That's the. thing. It's like I'm not involved. I I. would not be the right guy for the. business. Yeah. >> Cuz like I would I would I'm kind of a. purist. I feel like if you're the number. one contender, you get the shot. Like.

that's how I feel. But I also don't know. if I agree who the number one contender. is all the time. I think like that. should be up for debate. Like it's very. subjective like who decides like what. victories count for more or who would be. more compelling. >> to fight for the title, who deserves it. Like some guys have to fight a ton of. guys and then other guys like Pereira, he got a shot at Adosnagna like just a. few fights in. >> Yeah. But this is what then kills. >> this hurts boxing is when like you have. a champ who just repeatedly takes on.

people that they can walk over to extend. >> there's a little bit of that. >> the victory but because the UFC is all. >> it's one thing. >> the UFC makes you fight the big fights. >> and if you don't want to fight the big. fights like Jon Jones didn't want to. fight Tom Aspenol like then. >> they can strip him. >> well he didn't didn't strip him just. retired but I think Jon just decided to. retire legitimately I think he's you. know he's partying a lot he had a long. career career and he's the greatest of. all time. Like at a certain point in. time, you have to say enough. And at 37. as the heavyweight champion, retiring.

undefeated, that's probably a good move. >> You know, he's got one loss, but it's a. [ __ ]. >> Have you seen those late Muhammad Ali. interviews where he's going back? He's. going back again. And people are begging. him. >> You don't have to do this. It's over. It's fine that it's over. You're the. greatest. >> Any money, man? >> How did he not have any money? >> Cuz he got ripped off. He got ripped. off, man. He got ripped off. And a lot. of these like wild impulsive dudes, they. spend all their money. Like Tyson spent. hundreds of millions. >> Yeah. >> He bought Tigers and [ __ ] He was joking.

around about it. He had Lamborghinis and. Tigers and mansions. He had a mansion in. Ohio that he just abandoned. >> What? >> And like you could go like there was an. online tour of this mansion and you can. go and like online like someone broke. into the mansion, took photos of it and. everything. >> There's a guy who did that with Kanye's. mansion in LA recently. There's an. Aussie. He's written a book about John. Saffron, who's one of our best. >> Really? >> Uh yeah, he wrote a book about. >> He trespassed. >> He wrote a book about squatting in. Kanye's mansion. He was like, you could. just come in through the shrubs out the.

back. And I finished the book. >> sitting in Kanye's house. He was always. doing wild stuff. He was uh. >> he was a filmmaker. He like ran naked. through the streets of Jerusalem, I. think. >> Jesus Christ. >> Uh what else did he got crucified in the. Philippines? >> Crucified like on a cross. >> Yeah. Like at Easter they they. ritualistic. They really drive nails. through your hands, but they crucify. people in the Philippines. Yeah, >> he did that. >> He did that. He went and got for the end. for the season finale of one of his. shows, he got crucified in the. Philippines. >> Oh my god, what a [ __ ] nut. >> He's wild. He's a very exciting. >> What's his name?

>> John Saffron. >> Yeah, he is the man. He had. >> Sounds like he'd be a good podcast. guest. >> He stole a lot of Eurasian women's. underpants to see if he liked the smell. of them better. >> Oh, [ __ ] this guy. >> Why? >> Stealing chicks underwear. >> No. And he like he took other underpants. that were not Eurasian to see if he was. attracted to he he stole his Eurasian. friends underpants. >> Jewish Australian comedian journalist. That's a lot. >> Yeah. >> Uh spent a week living in one of West's. homes in Los Angeles. This what he as if. Kanye didn't hate Jews enough. >> Well, this might I've never heard him.

speak on this. I've never heard him. speak on John. >> Isn't it kind of funny though that a. Jewish guy is the guy who squatted in. his house? I. >> think that's why he did it. I think he. was like, >> "Oh, that's hilarious.". >> No, he's wild. He's hilarious. Yeah, he was. >> that's crazy. >> Now that he's writing books, but his. Yeah, his documentary series were great. He was in a show called Race Around the. World, and everyone else would like take. it very seriously. They had like six. aspiring filmmakers. >> You know what the nuttiest spending of. money was? Was um Evander Evander. Holyfield, who was the heavyweight. champion of the world. He made the.

biggest [ __ ] house. It was an. insanely huge house. And then uh I think. he sold it to Rick Ross, the rapper. But. it's the the house is insane. I don't. know how much it cost. >> I I mean I don't know how much it cost. I'm I'm I would I don't even want to. guess, but it's the craziest house I've. ever seen in my life. It's like a house. that you would say if I'm the baddest. [ __ ] on earth, I want the. baddest [ __ ] house on earth. >> Is he a gypsy? >> He's a Vander Holyfield. >> I don't know. >> You don't know who Vander Holyfield is? Oh my god. One of the greatest.

heavyweights of all time. Have you seen. the gypsy? He beat Mike Tyson. >> Vander Holyfield beat Mike Tyson when he. was Mike Tyson. very little about. >> he knocked him out. He stopped him. >> and then he went and bought a. >> and then Mike Tyson bit his ear off. >> Oh, he was the ear biting guy. The ear. biting guy. That was the second fight. >> I didn't know about the ear bit. >> That was after Tyson beat him up in the. first fight. In the second fight, he bit. his ear. >> Was he losing the second fight before? >> Tyson was losing. Okay, that's why I. did. >> But show show Vander Holyfield's house. >> Look at this place, bro. 44,234.

square ft and has 109 rooms. actually. very tasty. >> Including 13 35 ft uh excuse me 135 seat. theater a bowling alley and a dining. room that accommodates 100 people. >> Where is it? >> So large they named the highway on which. it sits a Vander Holyfield highway. That's crazy. >> That's a That's I thought it would be. bad for me. >> No, it's not bad. No, it's gorgeous. It. cost 200 estimated worth of 230 million.

>> in 94. Look at that. The wood paneling. >> In 94 around that time, he had an estim. Oh, excuse me. Around that time, he had. an estimated worth of 230 million. >> Uh, it's it's an amazing house. I mean, it's [ __ ] spectacular. And now Rick. Ross the rapper lives there, which is. like the perfect rapper house. >> You got to spend it on. >> But see if you can get photos of Oh, it's gorgeous. It's And it's a giant. piece of land, too. I think it's 100. Yeah. 105 acres. Um, see if you can see an image of it.

from the Yeah, there that that one where. you see like look at that. It does look. like the Georgia sun. >> If you're a Vander Holfield, that's the. kind of house you want to live in when. you're the baddest [ __ ] alive. Look at that place. So beautiful. >> I get hung up on. >> Holyfield. >> Yeah. >> I the yachts. I like looking at the. super yachts. I look like a Jeff Bezos. super yacht. >> Oh, they're nuts. But this house is. [ __ ] incredible. You'd feel so. lonely. >> Rick Ross about buffaloos and [ __ ] to. put on. >> You have your friends live in there. Yeah, but you got buffaloos. You see. them every third day. >> Oh, that's cool. He's got his own.

buffaloos. That's dope as [ __ ]. >> That's such a rapper move. Have your own. buffaloos on your property. >> I love it. Rick Ross thanks his. neighbors for helping him return his. buffaloos. >> Rick Buffalo just hanging out. >> They wandered over helping him return. his wander buffalo. He had to hire some. cowboys to bring his [ __ ] animals. back home. >> Yeah. No one needs that. Why not? Maybe. Maybe you do. Maybe if. you become [ __ ] huge and you start. doing arenas in America and you develop.

an insane amount of money and all a. sudden you got giraffes at your house. and I got to say very hard to say no to. what the [ __ ] I thought you weren't. going to go full Rick Ross. >> No, I mean I I would go I feel very. lucky that I got to open for Shane and. he lives very humbly. >> Yeah. >> Uh but like Matt still drives his old. car. No, I'll be getting a big fancy. car. >> You're going to go crazy. >> I would like a Rolls-Royce. Jane lives. humbly, but he's also got a Mercedes. S-Class Tyson's house. >> He This is Mike Tyson's house. They got. abandoned. >> Giant TV. >> Oh, somebody. It looks like somebody. broke.

>> Oh, yeah. They broke I mean, it was. abandoned for a long time, so they broke. all the [ __ ]. >> That's crazy. So, people just would. break into his house when he wasn't. there. So, did he just leave it there or. did he just. >> Well, I mean, he probably was trying to. sell it and no one bought it. So, that. makes it abandoned. You know, >> there I think Michael Jordan's house, he. sold at a loss because of everything he. done to it. Some guy just actually. bought it and was trying to make it an. Airbnb. >> He tried to take the shoe gate off. He'd. like the gate was a pair of Jordans with. him. >> That house is only worth 1.1 million. That's how crazy. >> After it's out forever. >> That's a steal.

>> Oh, after it's out for how much work you. have to do to fix it back up, >> bro. If I lived in that town and I found. out Mike Tyson's house is for sale, I'd. be like, "Let's go.". >> There's been a lot of. You think so? >> In Ohio. In the abandoned mansion. Yeah, but I'll. just use some sage. I'll clear that out. of there. Someone did sage last night. backstage. >> He left in. >> there was an odor backstage last night. and I came off stage sage. >> and I Yeah. God working scary said we. burned sage. I didn't know there was a. big sage. >> Someone evil in the room that. >> I think someone might have just uh I.

won't I won't name who it was but. someone might have left a terrible. smell. >> Oh. >> I think someone was uh. >> that definitely happens in that room. There's a lot of people eating weird. food that gets delivered to that room. >> Yeah. I mean, I Oh, man. Cam Patterson. I don't want to I should have said just. a guy. I shouldn't have added it as Cam. Patterson. But when No, when he. headlined, he bought like he bought like. enough fried chicken for 50 people and. it was just me and his in whole. It was.

like one of the first times I was. hanging out with all black people in. America. I just quietly whizzing. >> Gus's. Did they get it from Gus's? >> I It was like, no, I don't know where it. was from. It was huge and it was. beautiful. And I thought, I didn't know. we had to do that in headlining. Do we. have to get food for everybody? >> No, we don't have to. You could. definitely order food if you ever want a. headline there. We'll order you food. >> Well, I man, I have had good meals in. that green room. >> Yeah, me too. We get uh Terry Blacks. delivered right there. >> We'd have not a damn chance, not a damn. chance burgers. >> Brian Simpson ordered ramen and didn't.

want to eat the eggs. Everyone looked at. me funny for eating it. He said, "I. don't want these." I said, "I I'll eat. that. I'm hungry.". >> Why not, man? >> There's also It's kind of a food. There's a pizza place next door. There's. Chick-fil-A way down the road. There's a. really good taco truck up the street, too. >> The And the Diddy Dog is good. There's a. lot of things in vans, >> but I am more suspicious of eating out. of trucks and vans now than I used to. be. I've had enough exp what I like is. the Mexicans doing the weird hot dogs. with. >> like. >> what they've got huge onions and. capsicum. >> Oh, yeah. >> I.

hot hot sauce guy. >> I love I just like those men. >> with like a thousand things on a little. hot plate. There's less of them now. there than there used to be, but who can. say why? I hope they come back. We'll see. >> It's uh that was what I'd always like. there was always a contingent of the. American like people chatting on cable. news who would say that illegal. immigration wasn't a huge thing and that. people were inflating the numbers. And. then when I got here and I no one warned. me, but I was like setting up a house.

and I went to a Home Depot in the. morning and it was like I was like 150. guys just out there. This I mean this is. old hat and Americans don't talk about. it anymore because you've just all known. for decades that this is what happens. out in front of a Home Depot. >> Well, especially LA. If you go to LA, it. was it was way higher numbers in LA. I. think Texas actually has some pretty. high numbers, too, though. >> They just they have to figure out a. pathway to citizenship for these folks. and amnesty for people that have been. here and established. >> Getting in the front door is a [ __ ].

>> Yeah. >> And also a lot of those people are good. people. Good people. Hard workers. What. I liked is that the the Hombres out. front of the Home Depot, a lot of them. wearing like pro-American gear, like big. American hats and bald eagle shirts and. things. So, it's like I'm going to be. the most pro-American. >> Yeah. Well, they just need a pathway. Let's make sure that they're not cartel. members and criminals and murderers. >> That seems easy. >> Yeah. It seems like it's doable. And it. it's also they're valuable. Like these. are people that come over here with. ambition. That's what this country.

wants. They want a better life. There's. so like I think if you pled Americans. like huge numbers of people would. support that. >> I agree. >> So why doesn't anybody. >> It's a good question. >> Why can't anybody get it together? >> Well, the thing is it was so I think. it's an overcorrection because it was so. bad for the last four years where they. had an open border and they were. encouraging people to come in. >> They were encouraging people. They were. helping people. They were moving people. to swing states. The problem is when you. have. >> they were admitting it. I watched the. Fedman one where he was going, "Yeah, I.

mean it's what you got to do." Yeah, admit it. >> This is crazy. >> It's crazy because the thing is it. affects elections in more ways than one. Even if they can't vote, it affects the. amount of congressional seats. Yeah. >> Dependent upon the population, regardless of whether that population is. legal or illegal. So, if you have 20. million people living in a place, you. get a certain amount of congressional. >> regardless of if they're registered. I. mean, that's. >> that's where things get weird. That's. the reality of politics in America. And. they wanted to stop that. And the. Democrats did not. The de the Democrats. wanted that to keep going. That was one.

of the things that Trump ran on. >> But then also he gets in he's like, "Can. we get the white South Africans out here. immediately? Can we move a million white. South Africans to. >> right? Cuz like what you're bringing. them in, but you're not bringing the. persecuted Mexicans in like okay, >> it seems like a pathway would be. >> but it's also like. >> the things I had to do to get. >> the Africa thing is nuts, man. The South. Africa thing, the killing killing of the. farmers like people want to deny that. that exists. I have seen the rally the. kill the boar, kill the farmer. He's. really he's doing it. And then he gets.

on trial and he goes. and he goes I was saying kiss I said. kiss the bo. >> right. Yeah. >> with his cold dead eyes. He's a spooky. cat. >> Yeah. >> I forget his name. He's uh. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. They got some things to sort out. >> indeed. Well, listen. Sorry. I'm glad. you're in America. >> That's a Johnny note to go out on. Johnny me Johnny Johnny Bone said, "I. just re-entered the testing pool that. lasted about two weeks. Figured we keep. everyone's options open. >> A lot of the fighters are tweeting right. now. They're very excited about fighting. on the White House lawn.".

>> Oh, that's right. >> They're going to fight on the White. House. >> July 4th, 2026. White House lawn. I knew. about it. I kept it under my hat. Okay. >> For months. Sorry people. >> They're going to fight in the Rose. Garden. >> They're going to fight on the White. House lawn. >> 20,000 people. >> 25,000. >> Conor's in. >> It's the Yeah. He says he's going to be. the president of Ireland by then next. year. >> Throw it down. >> He's chosen a weird time to run. >> Yeah, >> but the world's weird. Mcken, love you. to death, brother. Thank you for being. here. Thank you, sir. Been awesome.

having you around for real. You're. you're a [ __ ] great guy. If. >> I said anything crazy, I didn't mean it. >> You're very, very funny, too. And if. anyone hasn't seen you do stand up, go. see him. I I can't recommend you enough. You're awesome. >> You've changed my life. Can I say. something touching at the end? >> Okay. >> All right. I was I mean, I was poor. I have no opportunities. I got passed at. that club and it's revolutionized. I get. to pay my rent on time. I get to do. comedy often and people are nice about. it. This is it's been very very strange.

and I couldn't have done it if you. hadn't set that club up. >> I appreciate that very much and that's. the whole reason why we set it up the. way we set it up in the first place. We. wanted to make it a place where that can. happen. And like I said about like open. micers that are good, they just never. saw a path and couldn't figure it out. I. think we can save some of those people. in the future, you know. I think we. could make we can lessen the attrition. rate and we can make better comics. Yeah. And and make a real supportive. community, which is what we're really. doing. And, you know, that was the whole. goal of the place is to make the best.

club possible. And the best club. possible has to have development. You. have to have people coming up that are. really good. It's like that's the key. that a lot of these like improvs and. stuff, they miss. They don't have like a. a night where you can just a bunch of. people are doing 15 minutes. >> They don't develop a local community and. so they only rely on the headliners to. come in on the weekend and the rest of. the shows you have various headliners do. one night or two nights or something. like that which is fine occasionally. But the reality is you want a vibrant. development community and if you don't.

have that you're not going to get new. talent. You're only going to have import. talent every weekend. >> There's three cities in all of America. where you can reliably do it. >> Used to just be two. Used to just be. two. This is this has changed it. And uh. I Shane brought me over here. I want to. shout him out cuz he. >> I was in Ohio. I was having a good time, but I was I had no I there was nothing. happened for me. And then the fact that. there is a place that you can come and. if you're going to work hard and do it. >> well. >> that I mean that's insane. >> It's awesome. >> Ah look I don't want to go on about it.

>> We're happy to have you brother. >> I'm very touched. God bless you. >> Uh tell everybody your Instagrams they. can follow you. >> JDF Macccan. uh the James Donald Fors. Macccan catamaran plan. It's a great. podcast that everybody should check out. I think they got books of poems. >> That's it. >> Okay. Beautiful. Hey, thanks so much. >> Thank you both. Bye everybody. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].