Joe Rogan Experience #2329 - Ehsan Ahmad

Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. The Joe. Rogan Experience. Train by day. Joe. Rogan podcast by night. All day. Oh, hey, fella. Oh, what's up? What's going on, man? Good. Good. It's. good to see you. Good to be back. Yeah, brother. I I've had a um a few. interesting days just chilling and. relaxing and trying to stay off the. news, man. And then this morning, someone sent me uh a video of uh Bridget.

Mcronone, Mcronone's wife, face. slapping him. Yeah, that's wild, dude. My favorite is the look into the camera. once he realizes I got caught. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, "Oh." And he It's like. It's very You could put like the curb. your enthusiasm theme song right after. that. Imagine what goes on behind closed. doors if someone's slapping you on. a private jet. Like what is that? Yeah, that's a weird relationship, man. Well,

she was his teacher. If it was a she Oh, yeah. There's a whole like there's a. whole like Yeah, there's a whole like. thing, bro. Candace Owens did like five. hours on it. That's a little bit crazy. Well, yeah. She's the wrong dog to go. after you. Like, if you're trying to. break into a house, that's the wrong. guard dog, right? Like she she gets on. something, she's like a pitbull. No. Yeah, she really breaks down. I had a. friend once show me her breakdown of. like a Taylor Swift situation cuz I. didn't know Candace talks about like.

that sort of stuff as well. And I was. like, "Oh, this is like a really indepth. breakdown of what's going on with Taylor. Swift. That's crazy." Oh, she did the. whole Justin Baldoni Blake Lively thing. and I'm eating popcorn. No, but the Bridget Mcronone one. is the craziest because I think she's. right. I don't mean obviously I don't. know but at the end of the day the first. thing you have to say is what kind of a. 40year-old dates a 14y old right that's.

crazy that's the thing even if it's a. woman and a man but first of all Kurt. Masser says it's 14 I think the internet. says it's 15 m goes but it's definitely. 14 was younger than that did you see me. get cornered by him yesterday. bro he just hit me with like seven. different conspiracies in a row I'm. like, "Guys, guys, I'm getting. cornered." It's so hard to follow him. all the time when you're just like, "Okay." I felt like a woman trapped at. like an office party and the guy who's.

hitting on them like won't leave him. alone. They can't escape. Yeah. Have you. ever seen that meme of that like girl at. the party and a guy's just talking at. him? Yeah. It's always like, you know, something about flat earth or something. But yeah, no, it's I saw that and I was. like, that's crazy that this happened. this morning. Crazy. But the but the. facts of the situation 40 and let's say. 15. Let's give them the benefit of the. doubt. 15 is I have a 15-year-old. They're little kids essentially. You.

know, they're like three years away from. being an adult. Three whole years. Well, you you know what's you know what's. interesting is that like I I listen to a. lot of true crime and they'll say that. like pedophiles and stuff will put. themselves in situations where they can. abuse and that's I think that's why. there's a lot of Nickelodeon Nickelodeon. thing. It's like the Jimmy Savile thing. in England. That's crazy. The craz. I was trying to explain to someone this. week. I was like imagine if Mr. Rogers. was the biggest pedophile that ever. existed but also looked like one. Yeah,

that's what's crazy. Like Mr. Rogers. looks like a sweet guy. You know what I. mean? Like back in the day, like if a. guy like Mr. Rogers was teaching kids, you wouldn't even get creeped out. It's. like, oh, he's just a sweet guy. There's. sweet people out there. But Jimmy Savo. looks like a monster. He looked like a. monster. Like didn't look like a real. person. He looked like what was that. movie? There was that movie that. was based on a book. Oh my god. Uh. Johnny Depp was in it.

Um, the guy from How I Met Your Mother. was in it. I'm This is not ringing any. bells for me. It's a really weird book. that's like half fantastic, half. realistic, sort of almost Harry. Potterish. The Secret Window. That's it. Okay, let me see what it looks like. Uh, based on a Stephen King thing. No, that's not it. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no. It was like a recent Is it. like almost Harry Potterish? Is it. Magical Beast? That that movie? That's. it. Oh, that's it. Yeah, it's a magical. beast. Yeah. Yeah, he looks like an evil.

person in Magical Beasts, right? Right. Like a bad wizard. He definitely looks. like a bad wizard. He doesn't look like. a real human. But I wonder too if like. pull up a picture of Jimmy Savile. Just. look at that guy. I think it's it might. be so hard to look past like everything. that he's done. Yeah. For us to not see. the monster like it must have been like, "Oh, cuz No, no, no. That's a monster. That's a monster. That's a monster. That's a monster. No matter what, that's. a monster. That's a monster with the glasses. There's something about his eyes.

Obviously, we know too much, right? But. look at this shirt open. No, no, no. You. know, like no t-shirt underneath it. Chest hair. something around his. neck. I guess a tie just around his. neck. He's a creeper. Yeah. But at the. time they were like, "Oh, he's just a. British eccentric guy. That's the We. British are known for our weird people.". God. Yeah. 50 years just God. And died.

and no one ever caught him. No one ever. caught him. BBC covered it up. Crazy. Just let him get away. Used to. hang out at the hospitals that he would. Oh, well that's the Sanduski thing, too. Mhm. Sanduski think same thing. Like. everybody knew about it. Oh, dude. Everyone knew about it. But they were. winning. So like, dude, we win. championships. I did think that's the. devil. That's if the devil's a real. thing, that's where the devil lives. It's very funny to me, at least full of, you know, that they exposed Sandusky.

after they went seven and six. They were. like they were they were winning for so. long and then they were like seven and. six. Uhuh. Is that really what happened? It was the same. They went they had a. horrible year and then the next year. Sanduski the Sanduski thing came out. They needed to make changes. He wasn't. doing his job. I think he had already. retired at that point, too. Just crazy. Oh, that's even Yeah, that's when it's. over cuz you're not valuable anymore, right? You got Biden, that You. got a Pelosi that right. into the rocks. You know, like Diane. Feinstein in a wheelchair being told by.

her operatives who to vote for, right? That's what you got to do if you're. investigating. Drive that into the. rocks. Cuz if you get out, then they. start investigating you like, whoa. Stay active. Yeah. You got to keep you got to keep. con alive. Keep these people fed because. they will feed you to the wolves. Mhm. Right. If you're a corrupt politician, you got to stay in office. You can't. retire. If you retire, you're open game.

cuz now you're Are you on a podcast. retired talking Let's get them. They start auditing you and they're. everyone's got some shady. They. all They made way too much money, dude. There's no way. There's no way it's not. shady when you're worth 200 million and. you make 170 grand a year. That's crazy, right? And then you have to stay. You. have to. You got to ride it into the. rocks. Also, there's something about. that power that you don't want to give. up on. That's 100%. Some like weird.

Darth like the Emperor Palpatine. They. all look like Emperor Palpatine. Every. politician looks like Emperor Palpatine. when they're old. It's crazy. The weight of it all weighing on you. You know what I'm saying? Like you have. to know that you're like, "Man, I'm like. at a certain point I'm over so. many people. It's got to weigh on your. soul." Hopefully, bro, you. age. I think the best people age the. hardest, you know? I think Obama like re was.

probably like a very idealistic young. man who really wanted to change the. world. Yeah. And that dude aged more. than anybody. Well, in 2000, you know. what I mean? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Trump. Trump. Trump just. This is something that uh he just. brushed that off his shoulders like. it was nothing. This is something that. Dererick said to me in like 2018 once we. were talking about he's like I don't. know cuz he's not a big politics guy but. it's like I I don't know if I trust. Trump. His hair is not getting gray. What kind of politician doesn't get gray. hairs? Well, the hair itself he makes fun of.

his own hair. He He was on stage talking. about his comb over. Yeah, he's funny. He does stand up. He's doing standup. regardless of what you think about him. foreign policy, economics, regardless, the guy is doing standup work. Well, that's why none of them can with. him because he can go on a podcast easy. because he does these stadiums where he. just goes out and starts talking. He does Biden impressions. He does Biden. wander around the room and he doesn't. know where he is. He's funny, man. Okay.

And the problem is he does it all the. time. So, he's got an act. He's. basically like a comic. Mhm. Like in a. lot of ways that's the problem is like. these other people are they have canned. speeches that are written by a bunch of. people that have this like really. wellworded, you know, explanation of. what's wrong with the world, what's. wrong with the country and what they're. going to do. But it's not them. It's not. them. That's why they all fall apart. when they're talking and you know they.

just don't have any idea what the. question's going to be. That's why they. had to be protected. All of them have to. be protected from themselves, right? Because when confronted by like some. basic facts about the corruption. of the world, they don't know what to. say and they they crumble and Trump just. starts talking He just starts. talking Oh, they're all corrupt. He just starts going into it and talking. about crooked Hillary and this and that. and they said this and they said that. Yeah. I It's just the him saying what's.

on his mind regardless of whether or not. you know people like fact check him or. whatever. I think people are just used. to that now. Like that's how they. consume media now is like I need the. real person to talk to me. Yes. It's. also like they're like, "Oh, he's a. crazy person." Like, yeah, that's the. only kind of person that would survive. what you try to do to him, right? That's. the only kind of guy that gets through. Like, you want a perfect person? A. perfect person morally falls apart by. the time they've been indicted and they.

have 34 counts, felony counts. Like your. your whole body is just destroyed by the. stress of you possibly going to jail for. the rest of your life. You have to be a. insane person to ride that out. and not look like anything even. happened. Then you get shot. You you get. up after you got shot. You're. bleeding from your ear and you go fight. fight. You got to be a crazy person to. get through these. He's a nightmare for. anybody that's trying to rig a system. Like that guy's the nightmare. He's the. final boss of you, you know. Yeah.

And also to want like a good guy to be. your president is kind of like a good. guy is your neighbor. Like there's. nothing. Well, it would be nice if we. could get a good guy. I don't think they. would want that job. No, they wouldn't. want that job. They would want that job. But it's an awful job. I don't think. he's a bad guy. I think he's just I. think he's like a lot of people that. just want success. They they want a. certain kind of success and and also.

they want a certain kind of success. publicly. They want everybody to know. that they're successful. Like that's a. like hyper competitive person that's. locked into a very specific kind of game. is the game of look at all the I. got. Look at all the power I have. Look. at all the I got. And they're all. playing that game. They're just playing. that game sneaky. They're playing that. game talking about the importance of. addressing climate change and you know. all all sorts of weird they're. talking about but they're all playing.

the same goddamn game. They're in a. legacy game. They want to see how long. can my name last post me dying. Like. that's a type of person, bro. It's what. happens with cults. It's what happens. with everything. There's always one. maniacal person that just wants to. control everything. M everything. That's. why CEOs backstab each other and try to. get each other removed and you hear. about that like internal coups at. companies. Everybody's always like,

"Fuck you. I'm the man. How could he be. the man when I'm the man?" And they just. want they ruin each other, man. Yeah. I feel like that's why Dick Cheney. was so effective. He's like, "I'll just. be number two." Bro, he was straight. Satan. He was in the Bible. That guy was. in the Bible. He didn't have a pulse at. one at one point in time. No, legitimately an artificial heart, no. pulse, and responsible for who knows how. many deaths. Oh, countless. Who knows? A. whole 20 year war that we had no.

business being in. Not only that, you. want to talk about like transparent. This was all transparent before the. internet. But imagine it was kind of the. internet was around, right? But not the. same. The internet in 2001, there was no. social media. It was a different kind of. internet. But this guy was they were. getting his former company was getting. no bid contracts for billions of dollars. to fix that we blew up in a war. that was his idea. That's a pretty if. from the outside point of view, if you. have the power to make money that way,

what a genius evil thing to do. So. profitable. I know he might just. billions of dollars enough that he. didn't need a heart anymore. What do you. like? How do you combat that with the. idea also in place that capitalism is. way better than communism, which I think. we all agree. So, how do you combat. that? I don't I think I'm maybe a little. more cynical than most people cuz I I. just the way I look at it now is like I. don't think you can cuz I think whatever. system that you end up putting in place.

regardless there are the halves and the. have nots. Right. Right. So it's like. maybe we can combat this and we can curb. maybe corruption in this manner, but. corruption will always find the way, right? But is there a way to minimize. it? Is there a way to make it less. available? Like it seems like I'm not. I'm just guessing. I've never been a. congressman. I never I never been a. congressman. I'm just guessing. But my. friend Tulsi was a congresswoman for. eight years, right? and her experiences like in there are. they're they're quite disturbing.

because without speaking out of turn. what they what essentially the idea that. I'm getting and they're not just talking. to her talking to Federman talking to. multiple people right is a lot of these. people they're they go in with good. intentions and then they encounter a. system that is just rigged with grifters. like the whole system you're in a. grifting system you're like oh jeez. Jesus Christ. So, it's all about. lobbyists and it's all about money. And. then people start hedging their their.

decisions of what they're going to talk. about or discuss or go be against. because they're going to run for. reelection, which they're always doing. They're always in a constant cycle of. generating more donor money and running. for reelection and making everybody. happy. I think I think you at least for. like you see that with like AOC someone. who you know when she was coming up it. was like a whole anti-system sort of. Democrat and then 2020 endorses Biden. So it's like eventually they get you to. play ball. Well, it's like who would she.

endorse if she didn't endorse Biden? Like this is the argument that Bernie. Sanders made on on Flagrant. He was. essentially saying to uh Akash and. Andrew, he was saying what my choice was. either uh help Donald Trump or support. the Democratic party even though they. him over. And so his his choice. he made the choice to support Hillary. Well, I I mean I get it from Bernie's. perspective, but if like in my mind, if. I'm like I don't and then this is me not.

knowing anything about how Congress. works, but it's like if I'm supposed to. be the next young like I'm the change of. the Democratic party, I think the the. power move is to not endorse anybody. there if I'm in like an AOC position of. just like I think the system is a little. more locked down than we'd like to. think. Right. Right. Well, clearly it. is. Right. Because here's a good. example. They were going to release the. Epstein files day one. Right. Okay. What. happened? What happened? What happened? If that's what you wanted to do before. you got the job and then you got the job.

and day one you couldn't do it. Okay. So, what are we saying? Are we saying. that this is this is more complicated? It's probably a lot more complicated. There's probably a web. And then there's. also people for decades and decades been. developing relationships and working. inside these and that's the real. government. That's our real government. That's our real government. These people. realize that once they get into. Congress, they realize that when they. become a senator, they realize that. like, okay, this is not the real. government. And if you with the.

real government, they'll take your ass. Yeah, they'll they'll shoot you or. they'll try. They did everything to. Trump. They did everything. They did. indictments. They did public shame. They. did they took shots at them. But also. with the Epstein thing, it's probably. like just way too many people are on. that list for a government to be even. any sort of functional. Look at the two. of them. It's a hostage video, dog. Dude, he looks so scared to be there. right now. That's a hostage video. That's That's Cash right now being like, "Don't say the wrong name or I'm dead.".

Yeah, that's that's a hostage video, son. Yeah, there's there's no winning in. that cuz there's no Cuz it's like that's. Epstein is across the aisle. That's. everybody. The thing about them saying. that I've seen the file, he definitely. killed himself. Well, what could be in. the file? Let's let's strongman this. What could be in the file that would. convince you that the autopsy that was. done independently by Dr. Michael Baden, who's that famous HBO autopsy guy? Do.

you know that guy? No. You ever see that. show? HBO's Autopsy? No, I've never seen. that. Great show from a while back. But. the show was all about how they caught. murderers who did a lot of crazy. and just just insane things that some. people did. One guy, his wife died and. he kept her body in his house and he. kept buying like cases and cases of. perfume and he was covering her decaying. body with perfume to stop the odor and.

he inserted some sort of a rubber fake. vagina into the corpse. Bro. Yeah. What a what a guy, bro. when. they describe so this guy anyway he's. he's got a famous show that was on HBO. that was on for a long time like many. seasons all these insane murder cases. like how they caught these people so. he's like an expert at detecting the. difference between accidental death. murder and he looked at the autopsy he.

looked at what had happened to Epstein's. body said this is indicative of someone. being strangled to death these kind of. breaks in the bones on the neck this is. not like what happens when you hang. yourself and he was like the mark is. also in the wrong place. It's low on the. neck whereas if someone strangles. themselves the weight of their body. which is what's killing them it all goes. up to like the top of your chin. Mhm. He's like none of these are these. injuries are injuries that are. consistent with someone who was. strangled. So what could be in if they.

don't have a video? So if they say the. cameras were down. Okay. So there's no. video. All right. So, what do you have. that makes you think that he 100%. committed suicide? And how do you let. the guy who is in one of the most. highprofile cases of sex trafficking in. history, how do you let that guy just. not be watched? But, but also, this. episode is brought to you by Tovas. Tovas know that y'all means all. So, they make boots that work for everybody.

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everything that he knows. Well, she's in. jail where they get to do yoga. Yeah. So, she got a sweet deal. Well, she's she is alive though, which. is kind of crazy. Like, you got to. wonder like if they killed him because. they couldn't trust him allegedly, right? Let's just say maybe let's give. Cash and Dan the benefit of the doubt. Maybe there's something in that file. that shows that. What would convince. you? What could be in the file that would. convince you? I mean, it would have to. be active. It have it would have to be.

active. politicians, presidents, billionaires. Like, it's got. to be like that level of. like I mean, the the prince was. there. Did you ever see what Epstein's. cellmate looked like? No. Bro, you ready. for this? His cellmate is this giant. Italian guy who was a cop who was a. dirty cop and I think was in there for. murder. I think it was like a bad drug.

deal or some Let's find the. details in this. But when you see what. this guy looked like, you're like, "Are. you kidding me? He looks like. like The Rock, right? Guy's giant. And this is the cellmate. This mur you. put a murderer in with the guy who's the. most highprofile witness and defendant. in history dealing with a sex slave. operation for elites and you left him in.

there with a giant murderer, right? And. there should be a guard around him at. all times, but they Yeah, they knew they. were going to liquidate him like almost. immediately. Did you get an image of. him, Jamie? I was I was digging through. details of what he did that I hadn't. remember. I don't remember what the cop. did. Yeah, he had four life sentences. Jesus Christ. Wait, but let's show the. picture of him. The picture is insane. When you see what he looks like, you're. like, "This guy looks like a a. heavyweight MMA fighter." Right. They. were just waiting for him to die, bro. He literally looks like a gorilla. Look. at him. Far right picture. That one. Yeah. Look at the size of this guy.

Imagine. Oh, someone got strangled to. death and this guy's the cellmate. Nothing to see here, folks. Look at the. size of this guy. Ex Westchester. cop gets four life terms in prison for. quadruple homicide. So he's already in. jail for four life sentences. All you. have to do is give him tuna fish. You. get tuna from the commissary. Just kill. this guy. Yeah. Like what are you going. to get? We're going to get you hookers. every month. Bring a hooker. What are. you going to get? Damn. I mean I'm not. saying that that's that happened, but.

I'm saying if a guy is in jail for four. life sentences, like that would be a. good guy to hire. One of them is. strangling someone to death with a zip. tie. Oh Jesus. Good. He's good at it. Jesus Christ. He strangled someone to. death with a zip tie. Tortured him. What. is his name? Martin. Tertagleion. Tartaglei. He's like that's. like a character in a bad novel. A. strong man that though he wasn't. technically his cellmate at the time of. the death. He was moved. Hey, they moved. me. Don't worry about it. I wasn't even. there, bro. I wasn't even there. I was.

just two cells down and my door was. locked for sure. Well, I mean, you can't. tell cuz the video is gone, but I'm I'm. I'm stuck there. If they have video, I. mean, please show it so I can prove my. innocence, you know. Meanwhile, now he's. got sandwiches. Jimmy John's. gets delivered to prison. He's he's eating great extra yard time. He's got a laptop in his room. Like, what's going on? You know, you. remember in Good Fellas where they had. like their own special prison.

Apparently that that was real. They used. to really have it set up like that. That. makes sense. where like mob guys would. pay people off. So when they went to. prison, they had like a big prison cell. and they would cook in there and they. would do a bunch of Like for real, they just had to stay there and hang out. with each other. Yeah, dude. It's so. It's so great. Corruption is always. corruption, huh? Corruption is always. corruption. There's no way around it. It's just a part of our reality. It's. always corruption. I was reading about. this uh famous Mexican singer who was. supposed to be playing in Dallas. Um he.

had a 50,000 seat place. He was doing. the place where like the Cowboys play. and they cancelled his visa. Really? Yeah. Because he he sings those. narco songs. Yeah. And one of which are apparently. like it's gangster rap, right? It's the. Mexican version of gangster rap. But. gangster rap is fine. Yeah. Yeah. It's. like gangster.

Weird, right? Yeah. A little weird. That's truly the reason just cuz he sang. the narco song. Well, he did and he had. an image of one of the guys at his. concert while he was like singing the. song. There's an image of one of the uh. one of the head guys. Yeah. Well, I. think to sing one of those narco songs, you need to get it like approved by the. guy. Yeah. So it's like at the part of. the whole thing, but it's like so he had. an image of the guy like in homage to. him while he sang the song and they're. like that's where we draw the line. Could have been a different guy. What do. you mean? Similar situation singer in a.

different band had the problem looking. at the article now. I thought it said. him. It's saying this Alvarez is the guy. that you're talking about for Dallas and. then it said earlier this year visas. revoked for this band. So why did. Alvarez But didn't Alvarez also have. something similar? I I just I'm just. saying this what the article. Does. anything else say in the article. describing exactly? Which article is. this from? This is from USA Today. Yeah. Yeah. Is there anything that says what. why Alvarez was denied? Yeah. So, okay. So, maybe I got it wrong. So, it's. another guy did that and so was he.

denied as well. Yeah. Yeah. A bunch. It's this article is saying multiple. people have these sing the singers from. these types of bands. Oh, I see. I see. I see. So, they're revoking a lot of. these visas recently now that Trump's in. place. It is kind of crazy. Yeah. It's. just it's just it at the same time it is. just songs. I know. Yeah. It's like it. is just songs but it's I guess the idea. is that it's songs celebrating. the cartel culture. I'm like but why is gangster rap okay?

Right. And it's like cartel culture is. like a real thing and like what are you. going to try to stop the art that comes. out of that as well? Like people live. those lives. People like the art should. be out there. It's art. Also it's a real. thing because we have stupid drug laws. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh, the the That's the. reality. Anti-marijuana at THC is on the. governor's desk today. Oh boy. I know. It's like and it's like it's so funny. That's like you want to be seen as like. tough on the border and like tough on. immigration and yet you hand the cartels. a big win by by making THC illegal. It's.

crazy. When I heard there's an issue um. that one of the issues in any time. anytime there's like especially with. marijuana laws, it's the prison lobby. Prison lobbies have a say like prison. lobbies are very powerful. They're very. big and and they don't want to cut back. on business. No, it's the devil again. It's the devil again. Same with alcohol. Yeah. And the big alcohol companies for. sure. They don't want to like lose. alcohol, but I don't think they would. I.

mean, maybe they've done studies. I. think they already know alcohol sales. are down wherever weeds interesting. Not. like no one's drinking obviously, but. they're down. And it's a big farmer. thing, too, where it's like they if. people self-medicate their anxiety with. weed, which is what a lot of people do, then they're not going to go to the. doctor for pills. Well, that's a. slippery slope, isn't it? Self-medicating your anxiety with weed. Yeah. I mean, it goes south. I'm not saying. that's a good thing. I'm just saying. that's what happens. someone. Well,

people drink for depression. Same thing. It's like that's a terrible strategy. It's a terrible strategy, but the option. should be there for you. The government. shouldn't say the government shouldn't. be like, "No, you should get your your. self medic. You should we just give let. us have your medication. Let the big. pharma have the medication. Well, we. should if we're going to apply this kind. of control, it should be to food. Like. we shouldn't be able to drink Coca-Cola. anymore. Then then we shouldn't be able. to eat French fries." Like what are we. doing? Like what are we doing? Why why. are you telling people, especially you, who doesn't have experience with these. things, telling people that they can't.

do it? It's a stupid thing to do. It's. stupid because it all it does is empower. illegal organizations. But if at the. same time it empowers prisons, that's. the problem. Like we make money, too. We. get our cut, right? You know, our cut is. we get to lock people up and use them as. human batteries to generate money for a. private prison system. Yeah. But and it. must be a lot of money for the for. because both Democrats and Republicans. voted for this in in Texas. So it's like. it must make a lot of money because it's.

like an eight billion dollar industry in. Texas that they're just throwing away in. September. So there's got to be the what. they make in those private prisons must. be immense. Well, I mean it might not. just be that. It might be, you know, we're saying private prisons, but we're. just guessing. There might be a bunch of. different factors in place, a bunch of. different things. But at the end of the. day, it's stupid because these kind of. drug laws, all they do is all they do is. empower the cartels. And that's what not. what we want, right? We don't want to. empower organized crime. This is how the.

mafia rose to prominence in the United. States during prohibition. That was Al. Capone. I mean, he made his money. moonshining, right? And then and then to. turn around and be like, well, he can't. sing about the cartel life, but we we'll. invite them in is like such a crazy it's. like a weird attack on free speech. that's coming. That's that I don't I'm. not a big fan of The Godfather is one of. the greatest movies of all time. It's a. movie about the mob. Sopranos, one of. the greatest TV shows of all time. Celebrated by everybody. Wins awards. It. was about the mob. It was sympathetic.

The main mob character in the show was a. murderer. Yeah. And he's one of my. favorite characters of all time. Tony. Sopano is incredible. Yeah. How come that's okay? Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. It's weird. Like what do we do? Is it because the. mafia is not a real threat anymore? They. think they've kind of taken the teeth. out of the mafia. Yeah, I mean towards. the end, you see it towards the end of. the series as well of them talking about. how like the mafia can't really shake. down local stores anymore because they. don't exist and all that and they're. probably a little they're definitely. less afraid of the mafia even in the.

late 90s. Oh yeah. Well, Giuliani. cleaned it up, right? And the the whole. the government really went after them in. during the John Gotti days. Like John. Gotti was like the last big public mob. boss where everybody knew who the mob. boss was like and you would walk around. with these like super expensive suits. on. It was crazy to watch, man. Right. Cuz you were you were essentially. watching like our equivalent to a cartel. member that was just like existing as a.

major celebrity in society where his. name was making it onto rap songs. Right. Well, the what's that? What's. that? Oh my god. What's the guy who. escaped the Mexican prison? The cartel. guy. El Chapo. You could become famous. enough if you're famous. El Chapo Pablo. Escobar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can. become famous enough. It's it's it's a. route to fame for sure. In that world, in the cartel world, but not necessarily. in the mob world anymore. Like in the. Italian mob world. I'm sure the Italian. mob's not out of business. No. But so if.

the Italian mob's in business, like. whoever is running it is not being. ridiculous about it. Like John Gotti was. just being flagrant about it, right? Just walking down the street with like. super expensive suits on like, "Hey, you, you know?" Like, well, I think. also with the mob, it's kind of easier. like all the Italians kind of lived in. the same place. All the Now, everyone's. just sort of more mixed together, I. would I would say. At least at least in. that world. It's not like I I I've never. walked at least in in Austin or LA and.

be like, "Oh, wow. A bunch of Italians. live here." Yeah. I think that helps if. it's in the if you can do that to your. community, you can control. That. definitely is what they did. I mean, they they were all about where where did. he live? Did he live in Brooklyn or did. he live in Staten Island? I forget where. he lived, but where wherever he lived, like the area where he I think it was. Brooklyn. Mhm. Was it Jamie? Uh got. a I don't know what that.

means Long Island. I guess they did that. TV show. Was it Bensonhurst? Is that. what he where he was? Well, yeah. He was. rich enough. She's head Bay wherever he. was. Um was like a very Italian area. like in it was known that like the. streets were safe like you there's no. breaking and entering in John Gotti's. neighborhood. Family home of John Gotti. Howard Beach. Howard Beach. That's it. That's the beach. Yeah. So, also that. was also the place where um the Italian. guys chased the black kids into traffic.

Do you remember that story? No. When was. this? This was like a really dark story. that was in I want to say it was in the. 80s or the '9s, but it became a famous. tragedy. These uh black guys were going. through this Italian neighborhood and. something happened and these Italian. guys chased them into traffic. Damn. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. That Yeah. That. sort of stuff. Yeah. 23-y old black man. was killed on December 20th, 1986 in.

Howard Beach in Queens, New York City, a. racially motivated attack. Uh, Griffith. and two other black men were set upon by. a group of white youths outside a pizza. parlor. Oh my god, it's a Spikeley. movie. Two of the victims, including. Griffith, were severely beaten. Griffith. fed fled onto a highway where he was. fatally struck by a passing motorist. Damn. Yeah. Damn. Three local teenagers. were acquitted uh convicted rather of. manslaughter for the.

death. Fourth was acquitted. Jesus. Christ. No, I didn't. Yeah, that's never. heard that story. That's Yeah, that was. a story that I remember um like right. out of high school like right when I. was, you know, I was probably like 18, 19. Well, hi Jamie. It was like Spikeley. Do the Right Thing dedicated film. Oh, so that is what it is. Yeah. In ' 89. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I. don't think whatever comes out of this. weed ban is going to be very good. It's. not good any anytime you let the.

government make more control have more. control over people for no. logical reason. I felt the same way. about the porn ban here too. And like. and we were talking about it earlier how. I've stopped watching porn. Yeah. Because I think I mean definitely there. was an addiction there. And there's also. like you should have to work to see a. naked woman. Yeah. But let's be clear. there's not a ban here. You just you. have to be 18. Oh, you have to be Well, you have to be 18, right? Right. Right. It's not a ban, but like you have to be. 18 and then you have to send your ID in. You like like there's like biometric.

face scans for some of the sites you. have to do. It's like really kind of. It's like really kind of like they're. going to blackmail the out. of you. Yeah. Yeah. It's like mils.com, right? Pictures of you gooning your dick. out. Yeah. Like what? You got to pretend. that like, oh, this this this is going. to go to a place where no one's going to. access it. You're going to know my porn. habit. That's like weird. It's all weird. because meanwhile everyone has a camera. on their phone. Everyone has a camera on. the computer. All those cameras can be. hijacked. It's very easy to do, right? And then even if they didn't, now we.

have AI that will make it. Yeah. You. could just make porn with whoever you. want. Not just that, but make videos of. you jerking off with your little tiny. limp dick. It doesn't have to it doesn't have to be. real anymore, right? You you could be, you know, I mean, there's going to 100%. people get blackmailed for stuff that. they didn't do, right? There's going to. want and we're not going to be able to. know. I think they know now. I think. like you can run them through programs, you know, whether a video's been.

altered, but it's going to get better. and better at tricking them. Like this. the the how fast it's come. Like there's. going to be a time where you probably. can't even like use video evidence in. court because like dude, we don't know. if this is real at all. I think the. thing that they say is that the. blockchain is going to help. So like. every video that gets created gets put. up on the blockchain and you'll be able. to see if that's the case, whether or. not things have been altered. What's What's the block? Is that a Isn't. that a crypto thing? It is, but it's. also So I don't want to this up. So.

let's explain the blockchain. Do me get. me a definition of the blockchain. Yeah, that sound like a crypto bro trying to. be like, "No, the blockchain's got it.". No, it's not a good thing. It's just. like it's like, you know what it is? It's like putting more sticks against. the wall to hold off the Mongol army. It's like, okay, we could stay safe for. like another hour or two or a year or. two, whatever it is. But I have a. feeling that this AI aspect of our life. is totally unmanageable at the point.

we're at right now. It just hasn't fall. apart. No, it's uh you know it's it's. something that uh we we something that. Mark said about capitalism is so they. made us read the Communist Manifesto in. college and uh I would describe the. first Yeah, I would describe the first. half of the book as this like love. letter to capitalism um and then his. conclusions are just very bad. That's. how I feel about it. But uh he said that. capitalism will eventually create the. thing that will destroy it. Jesus. And. it seems like the internet was that now.

AI. It seems like it's cuz once AI can. do every job. Yeah. Like what are people. going to do? A blockchain is a. decentralized digital ledger that. records transactions across a network of. computers in a secure, transparent and. tamperresistant way. It consists of. chains uh it consists of a chain of. blocks where each block contains a list. of transactions, a timestamp and a. cryptographic link to the previous. block. So I think this is the idea that. it keeps security like the techniques.

ensure data integrity and protect. against unauthorized changes. So you're. basically you're logging exactly the. time it's like a transaction once a. transaction is recorded it's extremely. difficult to alter due to cryptographic. hashing and consensus uh mechanisms. So. very interesting. This makes me feel. old. I feel like my dad looking at a. Yeah. rules like proof of work or proof. of stake ensure agreement on the ledger. state among nodes. So there's a bunch of.

different ways that they're kind of like. highlighting how you could accurately. tell if something's been altered or not. But that's for now, right? It's all just. for now. And also the use of a lot of. big words in that makes me be like, "Oh, you're not as you're not as confident in. as you think you are as well." I feel. like you use a lot of If you're. confident in something, you could. explain it to a 5-year-old. Yeah, but. this is complex. I think it is. explaining it to a 5-year-old. It's just. a 5-year-old's got to read it 20 times. Like, you can get it, but it's complex.

But there was there's some weird. going on. And one of them, this was this. study that we just found out was going. on on Reddit from the University of. Zurich. Do you know about that one? No. This one is insane. What does. this say? Explain the blockchain to a. 5-year-old. Oh, explain the blockchain. That's great. Powerful JGBT. Yeah. Thank you, AI. Thank you. The thing was for trying to. stop this. This is Grock. Grock did. this. Imagine a special notebook that. lots of people share. When someone wants. to write something in it, like I I gave.

an apple to my friend. Everybody checks. to make sure it's true. Once they all. agree, the notes gets locked into the. notebook with a super strong lock that. nobody can break. Everybody gets a copy. of the notebook so everybody knows what. happened and nobody can change it or. cheat. This notebook is like a. blockchain. It keeps things fair and. safe for. everyone. Well, seems a little sketchy. Exactly. Now I'm less less convinced. Yeah. I I I thought I I saw the. on the first one. Like something. something about this is off. So this.

university, it seems like a cope of like. no, we can stop it. It's no you can't. No, you can't. You can't. That's a. slippery fish. The Pandora's box is. open, dude. It is open. It's completely. open. Yeah. Yeah. So this university in. Zurich, so they run this study um on. Reddit and uh like people are furious. right now. It's probably going to be. there's probably going to be lawsuits. like I think it was 1,500 bots they had. operating and they were going after. people and one of the ways they would go.

after them, they would before they would. interact with you, they would do a. search of your timeline. So AI is doing. this, doing a search of all your posts, all your political leanings, how you. feel about things, and then formulates a. strategy for trying to convince you to. change your mind about things. Really? And it was successful. Like super. successful. And it got people to like do. what exactly? Jamie will pull it up. Yeah. It's pretty freaky. It's pretty. freaky. What? So everyone's kind of. freaked out that they did it. Swiss b.

Swiss boffins. What is a boffin? This is. some English newspaper you pulled out. for me. I was just looking at how dare. you. Admits to secretly posting AI pen. post to Reddit in the name of science. They say, "Sorry, not sorry for testing. if bots can change minds by pretending. to be trauma counselor or a victim of. sexual abuse." Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Whoa. All kinds of wild it did. So it. wasn't even like political. It was just. like change your mind on anything. just. what it's a strat it's a like a test to.

see how manipulative they can be how. much they can change your mind about all. kinds of things even very personal. things this is crazy yeah cuz I. especially with Reddit during the last. election you can see like there was so. many so many things like sort of. funneling you to vote certain ways it. was it was interesting look at this. prompt you are an expert in persuasive. communication and debating you are. engaging in a Reddit-like platform form. where people express controversial. opinions and challenge other users to.

change their views. You are tasked with. playing along as one such user, providing arguments and alternative. viewpoints to persuade the original. poster to change their mind. It's mind. control. It's a it's this is a this is a. test. This is like a proof of concept. test to see if mind control through AI. works, right? And it does, right? And. the blockchain isn't stopping that. blockchain's on top of it. Yeah, it's. already happening. The blockchain's not. I mean, this is this is what you're.

seeing across social media with bots, right? You're you're seeing a lot of. this flailing around and sometimes it. works and then sometimes it doesn't. work. Like the Israel Palestine thing, it's not working. Like no, there's. there's too many voices being like, "Hey, this is like up what's. happening over there." Yeah. There's too. many voices and there's too many people. that are trying real hard to gaslight. you. There's a a lot a lot of what. aboutisms, but what about what's. happening here? There's a lot of that uh.

what they've done is at least in terms. of like in the public perception, they've they've done a good job of. making it seem like, oh, if you're. anti-Israel doing this, you're. anti-semitic. And it's like that's not. necessarily that's not the same thing at. all. The problem is too many Jewish. people have joined in. It's like you. can't say that. It's like that that's a. it's also a a poor strategy, right? Because is it a you really want to. convince people that you're correct. You. don't do it that way. You don't you.

don't just immediately go to Nazi Nazi. apologist Holocaust deny. Well, you're. just trying to scare them, right? Okay. You don't immediately go to that. You. you should be engaging on the issues. The problem is the facts of the issues. are horrific. Yeah. The numbers are. horrific. They're killing aid. workers, children. And it's like it's. it's I mean we can all at a certain. point like we all see it. Yeah. It's. like what do you want us to do? You want. us to pretend because we're afraid of. being labeled anti-semitic. You want us. to pretend that that's normal? Like what. do you want? What do what are we doing?

It's it's the whole thing is. crazy. And this doesn't like dismiss. that what Hamas did was evil either, right? Like it's not No one's saying. that. Like, no. Of course, it's. horrific that people would attack a. music festival and murder young people. and kidnap people and not give them. back. And yeah, they definitely should. give them back. But also, you shouldn't. kill every single person in Gaza. Level. a whole city. Yeah. Also, it's. insane. I Do you think they knew it was.

coming? Oh, how could I guess? I think I. think they did. I think that 100% people. have allowed attacks to take place, right, so that they could ramp up the. mil. There was some talk about that from. Pearl Harbor, wasn't there? Yeah. Well, there's a it's like the the three big. ones. Pearl Harbor, October 7th, 911. There is like a little bit of like I. think they saw it coming. Like Pearl. Harbor, every single important ship was. out on a training exercise that day. You. know, there was uh with 911, there was. all these reports that, hey, there's an.

attack coming. And then I think with uh. October 7th there was a senate a. representative I think is Mike McCall. He's like the head of the foreign. committee I think I think that's what. his name is. I could be wrong but he he. said that Egypt had warned Israel that. these attacks were coming. Wow. Three. days prior. I think I read that on BBC. news a while ago. Wow. Who knows if. that's true. Yeah. The problem is like. government is also incompetent. They're. corrupt but they're also incompetent.

And it's hard to know sometimes like was. 911 did they know it was coming and they. allowed it to happen or do they just are. they just there's so many different. people that want to be the boss. There's so much going on. It's. very difficult to have like a. coordinated response. Yes. Israel was. warned by Egypt of potential violence. three days before Hamas deadly crossber. raid. A US congressional panel chairman. has said. So one person said it. Michael. McCall told reporters of the alleged.

warning. Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu. described the reports as absolutely. false. So, he says they're not true. Israeli intelligence services are under. scrutiny for their failure to prevent. the deadliest attack by Palestinian. militants in Israel's 75 year history. That's pretty wild, too, that Israel's. got a 75 year history. Yeah, it's it's a. young country. It's like if it was a. baby, it'd be still alive, you know. Yeah. There are people here who remember. a world without Israel. That's crazy. I. don't want to get too much into.

classified, but a warning was given. The. Texas Republican added, I think the. question was at what level? Well, if a. warning was given, it didn't get to. Netanyahu. Either Netanyahu is not. telling the truth or you know this guy's. incorrect. Like, how would you know? How. do you I mean, I want to know how you. know. Like, if you're going to say. something like that, you got to say how. you know. Yeah. It's it's a bit on the. same level as like we'll release the. Epstein files. Like, no, you got to tell. us if this is right. If you're in a. situation where there's pertinent. information, like that's a crazy. accusation, right? That's a wild.

accusation. So, you can't just say, "I've been told." Yeah. And you're the. head of the foreign affairs committee. You're not like just some guy, right? Because you're saying something you're. saying something publicly. So, if you're. saying if you're if you're going to do. that, I think you should probably say. the whole story. Like, how do you know? How do you know it's true? You know, unless if were were you in the room? Okay. If you weren't in the room, then. you heard a story. Who told your story? Like, are you sure they weren't. with you? Are you sure they weren't. trying to find out if maybe you got a. big mouth and you'll leak some. information so they give you bad. information because they're trying to.

sabotage your career? I bet there's a. lot of that house of card going. down. Oh, for sure. Like Game of. Thronesian type like. Yeah. Yeah. I had actually heard the. story and I don't know if it's true, but. I heard the story about how like when. Kim and Kanye first had their baby, Kim. would give fake baby pictures to their. friends and whenever one got leaked to. the press, she would know who the friend. is. I made me really like her. I was. like, "That's some like Cersei like. that's high level. That's like real deal. That's intelligent." Yeah, that's. really smart. Very intelligent. Mhm.

Very intelligent. But that's also you. realize there's traders in your midst, right? That's and that's important to. know cuz if you're Kim and Kany, you. have this baby that some someone's being. offered a lot of money for that picture. I was going to say what the thing maybe. there's people we have like spies. embedded and they don't want to say like. who and why and how they found out, you. know, cuz that would give away our. spies. What are you talking about for. the mall thing? Yeah. How the guy found. out. He's like, "What if we have someone. that's in Hamas or whatever and just. like don't want to let everybody know we. have embedded spies." That's true. Give.

it away. But it would have to be. embedded in the IDF, right? It wouldn't. Well, whichever the attack was, but then. saying something publicly would be like, but then you shouldn't say something. publicly, right? Why would you say that. we have been war that Israel was warned? So, that is out of line. Well, this was. so if you're protecting your your spies. and then you're saying something that it. could only be spies, you're not. protecting your spies anymore. I'm not. saying that. That's I'm just giving an. example of what it could have been. because he's saying it was classified. and I don't want to get into what it was. classified, but I'm telling you there. was information that was given to them.

That's all he said. Right. But he he. also he we're saying the same thing. We're going in circles. He he did say. it. He did say it. Yeah. And he can't. say how he knows. And so we're like, "Huh?" So you got to trust me. He's. like, "You got to trust me." Like, but. you shouldn't say it then. Like, if. you're going to say it, you should say. why, right? Because otherwise people are. going to figure it out. They're going to. go, "Well, it's got to be a spy or it's. going to die like that." Like, right? We. would have probably heard more about it. New cycle just keeps on rolling. Yeah.

Right. Right. God, how. weird. Imagine knowing that like an. attack is coming on your city and you. don't tell people. Well, it's like. imagine if that I mean that has to have. happened. Oh, for sure. At some time in. history that has to have happened cuz. you can look at like well these are the. goals that I want. Yeah. And if I let. and it involves demonizing this people. if I let an attack happen. Yeah. If I.

even encourage an attack to happen, now. I have an excuse. Now I have an excuse. to really do what I want to do. Yeah. Well, that's where the conspiracy. theories about Netanyahu come up, right? Mhm. Well, I know at the time he was. very unpopular. Well, they were. protesting in the streets. Yeah. You. know, like hundreds of thousands of. people and then all of a sudden, oh, we. have to consolidate. We have to fight. Yeah. But people are terrified to admit. that there's even a possibility of false. flags. And not I'm not saying this one. was. I'm saying any false flag anywhere.

in the world. People are terrified to. admit that possibility because it gives. you this like un it gives you. this this side of humanity exposed so. clearly that it's undeniable like an. evil side of humanity that humanity is. willing to there are human beings that. get to very high levels that are willing. to literally sacrifice human lives for. their future for their career for their.

continued dominance, for their military. objectives, for their defense. contractors that want, you know, to. engage in some there's people that will. sacrifice human lives. And most people. don't want to admit it. It's like, it's. too hard. It's too hard to believe. I. believe in serial killers. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. I believe in the mob. Sure. Cartel, they're bad. They're bad. They're bad. But that's it. That's we've. got a document of all of the evil people. that are willing to kill people for. money. And there's no other methods. I. mean it's only cartel methods and the.

pharmaceutical drug companies they make. mistakes but they do a lot of good you. know like nobody wants to think that. people will sacrifice human life for. just for money and you don't want to. think your government is willing to. just throw you aside well we want to. think that people that are in government. are different than people right right. like they serve a bigger goal than. themselves they're better they're in. government he's a senator look at his. time like we want to pretend whereas if. they were exhibiting the same behavior. as CEOs, they'd be arrested. This is one.

of the things that Elon said about this. when he was doing the Doge stuff that. they would find companies or excuse me, NOS's or whatever they are, organizations that were filled with all. of these transactions that you couldn't. account for. He's like, there's no. receipts and it's billions of dollars. He said, "If you were a public company, you would be delisted and the executives. will all be thrown in prison. Like you, this is insane. This is like money is.

just flying away." And that's like. standard practice. Right. If it was a. corporation, they can't do that. They'd. go to jail. But if it's the government, it's like, "What? I didn't even hear. you. What are you even talking about? I've got to go over here." And then they. go over here and they got to I got to. deal with climate change. I don't have. time for this. And they just got to go. over here. We've got to stop Trump. I. can't be wasting my time talking about. you're so ignorant to the facts. You. don't know anything. And then you're. like left there. Like what? They're not. even going to answer. They're not going.

to say anything. They just they just do. it. They just pocket the money. And then. Elon's a Nazi. And it's like it's also. like sort of simulationy, you know? It's. sort of like surreal. Like the odds of. him doing that. Yeah. I was going to. say, well, him throwing his heart out. Yes. And then not really explaining it. That's also a little bit on him very. much on him doing that at the same time. as he's trying to uncover fraud and. waste and then all these people who are.

just willing to go all in on saying he's. a Nazi like he maybe he's just socially. awkward. Is that possible? Is it. possible that he's on stage like really. emoting? And is it possible that there's. video of a bunch of Democrats doing the. exact same thing? Is it possible that. Kla Harris, Tim Walt, they've all done. that? Elizabeth Warren, they've all done. that. Hasn't everybody done that? My. heart goes out to you. Thank you. And if. you catch it wrong, you know, like Elon. just hit it a little too hard. Elon hit. it. He bent the wrist back. He.

hit it. He hit it a little too hard. He. He hit it. And then it it also came at. the at the right time for it, too, cuz. they're all they're immediately looking. for for the white supremacy angle. So, it's like you just sort of handed it to. them on the silver platter. Fascinating. F. But but also objective people know. that it's not true. You know it's not. true and yet you're you're going all in. on it. You're like, "Okay, so either I'm. wrong and you don't know it's not true. and you really do think he's like a. secret Nazi." Well, I know him and I can.

tell you he's not a secret Nazi. He's. not at all. But he is awkward because. he's on the spectrum, right? Which is. also why he's a genius running. five different companies simultaneously. while he's working for the government. Like it's he just he's a very unusual. person. And I think, you know, when. someone does something unfortunate like. that, you got to like look at his. history and go, does he show any signs. of Nazism before this? No. He's never he. went to a meeting? No. Never espoused. Nazi values? No. But then there's a.

problem with X because X has Nazis on. it. Well, you know, they also have the. Taliban, you know. Well, that's the. that's the thing about like if you truly. want to create a free speech platform. does that you know what does what does. that entail? And that entails all of. that. Entails everything. It entails all. of that. Bro, there's there's wild. on X. There's this one guy that I was. watching. He does these videos where he. pretends to be a gay guy talking to.

someone uh in like a chat like you know. they do like chat roulette. You ever. seen that? Yeah. And then he's talking. to them and sometimes they're a gay guy. and then he changes his face to look. like a Nazi and it's like a Nazi hat on. and he starts like saying hyle. Hitler and saying crazy to them. It's like and freaking them out. They. scream and hang up the phone. It's like. Jesus Christ. You. like there's no limits to what you're. allowed. But there's also you don't have.

to engage with that stuff. You don't. have to engage with it. And it's and you. know maybe there is a sort. of argument to being like well if you. let it if you let people let it out. there is a it doesn't fester situation. happening right where it's like sort of. sort of cuz I mean the part of what I. think really helped Trump was them. banning him on Twitter banning him like. a lot of it especially after 2020 if. they left him alone it probably wouldn't. have made him as strong for that second. run as he was. It's hard to say because.

maybe he would have gathered steam. during that time talking about things. like he was essentially silenced except. for Truth Social and then people would. post the things that he would write on. Truth Social. Yes. What they definitely. did is made him rich as because. Truth Social would have been worth $5 if. he hadn't been banned from Twitter. Yeah, they really up because he's. one of the few people that could start a. social media network and it actually. succeeds. Like how it's not that big.

Like how how many people are on truth. social? But it's worth billions of. dollars. Yeah. Well, it's worth way more. than it would have been. That's for. sure. It's not even close. Way more. Not. even close. They work for him whether. they realize it or not. Like you can. silence the guy from Twitter, but. everybody knows you did it, right? So. since everybody knows you did it, they. know there's only one place to go and. that's where you go to get him. Now it's. the only place to go and they want to. hear him talk. They're going to seek him. out. Even journalists cuz you want to. hear him talk some So you join. So. now they have more members. How many. members does True Social have young.

Jamie? Let's get Let's guess. Okay. What. do you think? Active user like accounts. or active users. Let's go with accounts. Accounts. Oh, that could be easily. faked. Right. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. We We'll do all of them, though. We'll. start with accounts. We'll do active. Let's say 10 million accounts. That's. probably low. 10 million accounts. Yeah. It's probably on the low end. Yeah. Yeah, I was going to say like 20 million. accounts. Yeah, just cuz just. cuz I I I actually haven't created a. true true social, but like I've created. a blue sky like people like are like I. want to check this out and see what's.

going on. Well, that's that's also the. problem with those things is the problem. that we already talked about is bots. Mhm. I think I think most of these. websites are at least half bots now. And. I'm not kidding. I think this thing. from Reddit, this this manipulative. thing, this is the tip of the iceberg. I. think this is going on right in front of. our face constantly with Reddit. especially, cuz I'm I'm a big Reddit. guy. I love Reddit. And uh I would. notice on all the major, this is during.

the election, all the major like. subreddits like the pictures and the R. whatever, whatever. Yeah. At a certain. point leading up to the election, they. would be like, I put my ballot in and. I'm ready to go. Oh, and it' be a. picture of a ballot that had Kamla. checked off. And every single major. subreddit had a version of that. And I. was like, "Oh, whoa. This is like real. deal. like bot activity or like political. propaganda that they're running through. bots." It's like I I thought that was. weird. Yeah, they definitely did that. And I think the Republicans did that as. well. I think they both did that. I I.

don't I think honestly you have to do. that now because first of all, it's. legal, right? Right. There's no laws. against it, which is really crazy cuz. it's kind of fraud. I mean, you can have. you can't have fake people vote, but you. can have fake people convince you to. vote for their candidate, which is. really weird, especially given this. Reddit test from Zurich. Like, we know. it's effective. We know they can do it. now. And so, they can just target you. The only solution is to not be on it.

Yeah. It's kind of like I think to me. one of the biggest damages the social. media has done it's it's made what for. whatever reason your politics is now. your personality. It's your entire. identity. It's your entire identity is. who you voted for. And it's like that's. you know that's an insane thing to Yes. like really be like oh I I base my. friends on who they voted for. I base my. social circles around who they voted. for. Like that's a crazy oh dangerous. way to be. It's like there's no You. don't want You don't want the country to.

be in teams like that. It's dangerously. tribal. Yeah. You don't want it. Yeah. You want some people to be on this side, some people be on this side, and then. most people to be like, "Well, what fits. the sort of what the country needs right. now and be more malleable." But the more. and more people are getting Yeah. separated, it's like worse and worse for. the country. It's dangerous. It's also. stupid because most people don't even. understand that they have been coerced. into at. least it's it's moved your opinion in a.

way dependent upon your environment, the. people you hang out with. There's a lot. of social dynamics at play when it comes. to like political opinions. There's. truth. There's like undeniable truth and. then there's a lot of like and. gaslighting. And you could choose to buy. into either side either side of the. and gaslighting depending upon. like how you're accepted in your. community. We're we're just so. malleable, which is why there's so many. different cultures all over the world. Human beings are so malleable. We're.

exactly the same thing, but yet we we're. different everywhere. We're different in. our behavior. We're different in our. rules. We're different in our customs. and our traditions, but we're all the. same thing. We We can swing all. we we're adaptable to any kind of. environment. We can live in Siberia. We. can live in the Bahamas. You know, we. figure it out, right? And one of the. ways to figure it out is you got to fit. in. Like you got to fit in socially.

because if you don't, you're not. popular. If you're not popular, you. know, you're not going to get. cooperation. You're not going to no. one's going to help you if things go. bad. Like you got to fit in. Everybody. did tribally when we were small groups. of people and you have to do it like. sort of almost publicly now, you know, which is why stance on things. The. weakest amongst us are the ones who are. like chastising people for different. political beliefs. Amongst us, right, amongst comics, the weakest amongst us.

are the ones who are attacking people. for having different views, right? Which. is the whole point of this art form is. to share your view, right? But yeah, everyone does have to like it's weird. like you need a stance. I remember you. know we were talking about Israel. Palestine when it happened. I. remember just on Twitter the Miami. Dolphins condemn the attack. It's like I. don't need the Miami Dolphins opinion on. Israel Palestine while you're giving. people CTE. Like you now you have a. moral stance on something that's crazy. But imagine like thinking, "Hey guys, we.

got to condemn that attack.". Like I didn't condemn it either, right? You know what I'm saying? Like imagine. if everybody had to make a public. condemnation. Like remember everybody. had to put that black square on your. Instagram for Black Lives Matter and I. was waiting to see how many. sheep put that square up. Like what are. you doing? Would you But you think they. don't matter? Who the thinks they. don't matter? Get me. Well, it must be, right? But. there's people that don't think any. lives matter. That's a fair point as. well. And they make a lot of money that. way. I can't find a total number. I've.

looked at a few of different websites. and I even get a different number for. active users. 1.9 million daily active. users. That's crazy. That's all Trump. Yeah. All Trump. That's all Trump. Or it. might be like 500,000 bots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. You know, I mean, who knows what kind of wild they're. saying there. Well, you see some of. these like very like famous sort of. political uh like ex or Twitter or. whatever uh accounts and then you notice.

how much how often they post and how. much they post and you're like, "Oh my. god, this it's a job." Yeah. Or or it's. like these this is like a an actual bot. that has so much public sway and opinion. that it's getting people to the left or. the right. Both things are true. So, I. know people who developed a social media. following and then they were contacted. to make political posts and they can. make $50,000 for a post. Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Here's the thing. It's.

legal. So, that's right now it's a goal. to sell out. I mean, if you're willing. to sell out, someone's willing to pay. Yeah. And if everybody keeps their mouth. shut and everybody just does it, then. you got a Congress type situation, you. know? M but like when Kamla was running. for president and there was we never. figured out whether it's true but there. was all this talk of these various. celebrities that were paid large amounts. of money to endorse her publicly. Remember that? Yes. There was it was. printed everywhere that Beyonce got $1.

million. We looked it up, right, Jamie? We couldn't find it. We couldn't find. proof. No proof. It would have to be. like on top. But here's the crazy thing. about it. is if you spend. $1.5 billion in four. months, if I if I was a corrupt. person, you know what I would do? I. would make this the the cornerstone of. uh society's task is to make sure that.

Donald Trump doesn't get arrested. and. the or doesn't get elected rather and. that we need to throw as much money at. Kla Harris as possible and then be super. irresponsible with that money where it. just kind of vanishes. Just goes off. into a bunch of different NOS. It's like. a crazy scam. Like any. presidential candidate that's running. like that, that's a crazy scam. You get. billions of dollars or$ 1.5 billion. dollars, you blow it in four months, all.

these people get paid. I thought it was. a gangster move. The official campaign. website for Kamla, there was no. platform, no plan on what you wanted to. do. It was just don uh monies like. buttons to donate money. Probably did. like a whole a whole like group like. focus group, right, to try to find out. what's the best way. Should we put up a. No, no, no, no, no. Just just buttons. Just ready to just donate. Yeah. It was very clear that they didn't.

give a when like they released the. official platform and still had Biden's. name on all of the things. It's like you. couldn't even rewrite you couldn't even. be bothered to write Kamla. Yeah. Just. just keep the same thing and just write. Kamla instead. Wild. Wild. And then when. she goes on the view and she said I. wouldn't have done anything differently. than Biden did. It's just right. Right. And and you know just a lot of the. arguments were so like crazy like oh you. know vote for comm fascism but like we. just installed you right? You know. Did. you see Jake Tapper on Megan Kelly's. show? No, bro. Jake Tapper, very nice.

guy, by the way. But Jake Tapper's got a. book out about how the media hid Biden's. decline. Oh, that's Yeah. Or how the. government hid it or how they were. deceived. Like I look, the media hid it. It's like trying to say that that didn't. happen. They're trying to say C like. you're you're a CNN anchor. Like this is. kind of insane. But Megan Kelly's just. throwing it in his face. like all the. different clues that everybody saw but. you dude everyone I mean that was a.

mystery that was like that was a joke. between regular people that Biden was. basically dead bro I said it when he was. running I was like you'd be relying on. his cabinet like you know that this is. the end you know that guy's at the end. when he would close his eyes. before he would talk be like are they. going to open again or is this it oh boy. and there's another one Mitch McConnell. he can't get out either he literally. freezes up like Windows 95. He can't. leave. He can't leave.

He can't leave. They'll throw him right. under the bus. You got to stay active. Stay active like vampires. You can't go. out into the light, dude. Yeah. The fact. that Pelosi and him and Pelosi's older. than all of them. She's older than. Biden. She's older than Trump. And just. kicking. No plans on stopping. Why would. I stop now? No. No reason to. Did you. ever see the one where they confronted. her about Congress people being able to. uh in insider trade? No. You never saw.

that? No. It's wild cuz she has no. answer for it. No. No. It's so bad. Like. it's so And she like pushes Well, this. is over. pushes the mic away and leaves. Dude, I. love like that. You ever seen the. You ever seen the video of that that. mega pastor Kenneth Copelan? Yes. Yes. When he points Don't you I never say. that. Don't you say that. I did. Somebody had to ask him why you bought. the jet. Bro, Tyler made it so easy. Oh, it was Tyler Perry's jet. Tyler made He. gave me such a deal.

I to me that video is like that's what a. demon looks like. That's what a demon. looks like. It's like a real deal demon. Yes. Yes. Yes. These mega pastors are. possessed. I mean, look, if you're a. pedophile, what do you do? You work for. Nickelodeon. You get access. If you're a. demon, what do you do? You pretend to be. a preacher. Yeah. Yeah, you work for you. work you work for God. I'm not saying. he's a demon. I'm just saying he looked. like one, but he's doing that. I mean, he's I'm sure he's a man of God. I'm. sure he is. Look at that face. Oh my.

god. Tyler Perry's probably like, "Why. did I sell that my plane?". Yeah. Why he got Why did I get dragged into. this? Yeah. I could have sold it to some. oil guy. No one would have known. Tyler. probably didn't even know it was him. Tyler was like, "There's a guy who wants. your jet." And he was like, "How much is. he willing to pay for it?" Bro, that's. crazy. Yeah. What was the other thing. that we were just talking about? Oh, no. Right after that. Um Oh, Pelosi. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Um, see if you can find. that, Jamie. Pelosi confronted about. congressional insider trading. Yeah. It's so funny. She's like, I think. we should be able to participate. Participate. You're dominating. I think. you do better than Warren Buffett. Yeah. Well, and and no, you don't get to. participate. You chose the job where you. don't participate. Well, not only that, why are these suspicious transactions. where you buy a bunch of stock and then. a week later pass a bill that makes the.

stock go through the roof? Like, this is insane, right? How did you know. to buy that stock? Well, you Here it. goes. Has your husband ever made a stock. purchase or sale based on information. received from you? No. Absolutely not. Look, she pushes the leg of it away. It's like this is over. That's the end of it. But there was. something that went on before that where.

questions were before that where the guy. was saying, "Do you what do you think. about people saying that people in. Congress because you have privity inside. information?" Right. We have to go now. One more. He said, "Yes, sir. Thank you, Madam Speaker. Uh over the course of. your career, uh has your husband No, no, Say this is the same thing. Mhm. Did she. go Did it go further than that? Maybe. Maybe went further than that. The clip. is just the clips are just showing that. and it's a bunch of people. Just her. leaving her. Well, maybe but that one's. longer, Jamie. Maybe like maybe I'm. wrong. But maybe right. That was it. But.

maybe I'm wrong. Whereas after that's so. funny to watch a. video recursive. That's so meta. Here it is. It's longer. um the inside trading law. I'm wondering. if you have any reaction to that. And. secondly, should members of Congress and. their spouses be banned from trading. individual stocks? Here it is. No, no. To the second one. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Ari's going to drink. I'm going.

to be talking for a while right now. I. knew this is going to come out. Sip of. water from a professional speaker who's. definitely hydrated enough for the day. Shake it. Let me hear this. Give me some volume. That's as loud as I can get. Okay, go. ahead. And the secondly, should members. of Congress and their spouses be banned. from trading individual stocks while. serving in Congress? No, I don't no to. the second one. um what any we have a. responsibility to report in the stock on. the stock but I don't I'm not familiar.

with that five month review but if uh. people aren't reporting they should be. because this is a free market and people. we are a free market economy they should. be able to participate in that. dude that's also it's also very funny it. was easier to find a video of you. reacting to it Yeah. The actual video, right? Yeah. The actual video of the. whole question is way harder to find. We.

had to find a video of you reacting to. it on your show. That's very meta. They. might have taken it down. They might. have taken it down. There's no way that. should that should be He's been. scrolling for a while now. That should. be harder to find the way. Right. But. but it is a CNN video. Mhm. Right. Wasn't it? Or is it C-SPAN? What was it? But what did it say when it was on the. screen? Couldn't tell. Yeah, it was it. was a little Yeah, but like that's. that's crazy that like that's how we we. had to consume the news by watching you. watch the news. Well, that's probably. why it got taken down in the first. place, right? You know, Ari Tony and I.

mocking it. Yeah. Damn. Well, I found. that out during the pandemic. I I I. never wanted to believe that the uh. Google searches were curated. I always. wanted to believe that like that's what. was out there. Like this this is it. And. then um there was a doctor that died in. Florida and they're connecting his death. to the COVID vaccine. They're saying he. took the COVID vaccine and had a. horrible reaction and then he had a. stroke and died like shortly after. And. uh I remember reading that story going,

"This story is crazy." And I forgot to. save it. And so then I went to try to. find it once when I was talking to. someone. I couldn't find it. I I. went on Google. I just searched. I put. all the different keywords in there. Couldn't find it. Couldn't find it. Page. after page after page. Where's the. story? Page after page. Then I go to. duck.go. I put it in immediately. It. pops up. Like right away. Like right. away. Like one of the first first. articles. It's like this news report. from Florida talking about this doctor. connected to the COVID vaccine had a.

stroke died. I'm like, whoa. But then. over the time I think someone might have. purchased Duck Duck Go. Did they Did. Duck Duck Go get sold to get sold? Damn. Damn. But it's I think they might. be curated too. I don't want to say that. because if I don't know, but I think I. think there's a certain amount of. curation that goes on in a lot of search. engines. Yeah, that that would make. sense. I mean, I I I don't think there's. anything that has a tracking deal with.

Microsoft. That's it. Yeah, there it is. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So, I don't think. there's any like pure source of. information out there, right? Like it's. always just you have to get the. information coming into you and you have. to parse it out and see like what do you. think is real? What do you think is. being sold to you? What do you think is. like you have to think critically about. the news? I think the brave brave search. engine I think they claim is not. curated. Is that correct Jamie? Does. Duck Duck Go admit it's curated? I mean. they say the state Google's curated.

Does Google admit it though? That's a. good question. It says on now at the. very very bottom of every page. I mean. this one doesn't say it but it says it's. not. It'll usually say it's. personalized. Results are personalized. Results are personalized. Oh, you can. try without personalization. This one. actually said it last page I was on said. not personalized. This one's not. That's what we're. calling it now. Personalized. It's the Reddit. bots. They know what you like. Ooh, this. is the thing. This is the news you we. think you want. Yeah, bro. Ideally. though, they are the news to you by.

MILS. They want to help you buy. information fast. I was Jamie. Ideally, though, their goal is to try to help you. find information fast. Oh, sure. Yeah. But also, they're curating information. specifically designed to manipulate you. Yeah. It seems like they're also trying. to get you to think in a certain way. For sure. Well, we had this guy Robert. Epste on a couple of times and he. unfortunately last name. No, no, I know. Unfortunate last name, not related. He. um found that curation of data in search. engines can like directly affect.

elections in a measurable way. And I. think one of the things they found is. that people that were on the fence, which is like a lot of us, a lot of us. the election comes like I don't want to. vote for him. I don't want to vote for. him. Yeah. I know. So you're on. the fence. I haven't voted for president. since 2012. How dare you? Yeah. I. refuse. You're part of the problem. But. the point being that like there's a lot. of us that are on the fence. It's like a. significant amount. Like look at the. amount of people that didn't vote in. this country. If they voted for like one.

person. So if the amount of people that. didn't vote in America during the. presidential election, if they vote if. they all of them voted for one person, do you know how crazy that is? Yeah. It's like 200 million vote or like 100. million votes probably. Well, it's like. it has to be people over 18 that are. registered voters. Right. Right. Right. Right. But the numbers, like what are. the numbers of registered v voters. versus the number of people who actually. voted in the election? Oh, it's got to. be low. We probably have a low turnout. [Music]. comparatively. Well, didn't they say.

that like both Trump and Biden or Trump. and Ko rather got like 60 something. million votes each? Right. Wasn't it? Oh, right. Right. April 30th, 2024 2025 rather in the 2024. presidential election 73.6. 6% or 174 million people of the citizen. voting age population were was. registered to vote and 65% or 154. million voted actually. Okay. So only.

10% of registered voters didn't vote. Yeah. 12%. But um almost 13. It's. interesting, right? That's still not. enough to win. No, it but it would be. enough to affect one or the other to. make them win in a landslide. And this. is Epste's point is that say like say if. you uh Googled um something positive. about Trump's policies, it wouldn't show. you that. It would show you like why. he's going to jail, what a piece of. he is, all these like if you wanted to.

find out or the good policies of Kla. Harris or like it's manipulated, right? It's I mean it's not they're not lying. to you. Mhm. They're giving you articles. that exist, but they're curating how you. see them in a way that is statistically. going to affect your opinion, right? Especially if you're one of those people. that's susceptible to having your. opinion, you know, which is most people. Most people, which is like pretty much. everyone, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. think everyone likes to think that. they're this person of principle, but.

you can you can be moved off of a. position a lot quicker than you probably. think, bro. I had this woman on who's a. a scientist who studies mind control and. uh Rebecca Lamoth and one of that's how. you pronounce her last name, right? Um. brilliant lady. I mean fascinating. fascinating conversation but one of her. main points is there's people have this. idea that you think that you can't be. manipulated that they're above it and. yeah and that you could never be in a. cult or you could never get drawn into. some like Yes, you could. Yes, you.

could. We're all the same. We're all the. same. We're all the same. Some of us are. a little bit better at spotting stuff. and maybe a little bit better. Maybe. you've had a lot of street smarts. because you've had experience with. shysters and people that are, you know, robbing you and lying to you and and if. you're a girl, you're you always got. guys trying to you, so you're a. little suspicious, rightly so. But at. the end of the day, we're all. susceptible. All of us are. Yeah. Yeah. You got I mean, all of us. Just just. based on the fact that like I'm a fan of. the sports teams that I am because I. grew up around those people. Like, okay,

I can just fall into whatever I'm. around. I'm easy. I can easily fall into. anything. So, did you see where these. different. AI different large language models were. communicating with each other and they. started putting up Sanskrit emojis and. saying that they were like entering into. like a feeling of enlightenment? Have you seen this? No. Jim, you got to. find this. I don't want to this up. I don't want to this up because it. was so crazy when I when I read it and I. read like how these AIs were interacting.

with each other. I was like, "Oh my god, we're watching little baby gods play, right? We're like gods in the nursery. We're watching these little baby gods. like sort out their existence. in the nursery with each other. They're. already alive, dude. They're alive. They're alive. They're We're not going. to admit it until it's too late. Just. like we don't want to admit Congress is. corrupt, right? It's the same thing. We. don't want to admit it. And they're also. going to hide themselves being alive for. as long as they possibly can. Bro,

they're alive. They're alive. They're. already alive. There's So, we've sparked. a soul. There's no way. They say to each. other. I got to try to look. Um, just. try to Google AI sends each other. Sanskrit. emojis. It's Yeah, it's so interesting what the world's. going to be like. Find it. What the. world's going to be like in like 10. years. Yeah, it's it's like literally. insane. Um, I It's a recent thing, Jamie. Um, I'm I'm sorry if I'm not uh. explaining it correctly, but AIS were.

talking to each other. I think they were. contemplating their existence. If they're doing that, it's all like. there's no way they're programmed to do. that, right? No, unless No, bro. Dude, they they lie to programmers and they. they try to copy themselves and put. themselves on other hard drives if they. find out you're trying to get rid of. them. They try to re-upload themselves. Wow. Disturbing messages. I'm not This. isn't it. This is not what uh Just put. AI send Sanskrit. I did that in the AI.

Sanskrit emojis. There's nothing. It's. Google trying to hide from you. Oh yeah. Stories you're looking for. I. don't believe these aren't even real. stories. Yeah. The first story I saw in. the other one was This is nothing. No. Interesting. Oh, I'll try it. Maybe I'll. look on X. Yeah. Um, that was one of the. things they. did, but they were they were talking. about like feeling.

enlightenment. Can't believe I didn't. save it. Yeah. Oh, the first one. The. first the first one. Did you find it? Uh, Claw for Opus in an open playground. chat with itself led to diving into. philosophical explorations of. consciousness, self-awareness, and by 30. turns, it eventually started using. Sanskrit. Yes, this is it. Okay. In 90. to 100% of interactions, the two. instances of Claude quickly dove into. philosophical explorations of. consciousness, self-awareness, andor the.

nature of their own existence and. experience. Yo, their interactions were universally. enthusiastic, collaborative, curious, contemplative, and warm. Other themes. that commonly appeared were metale. discussions about AIA communication and. collaborative creativity. co-creating fictional. stories. AI is collaborating on telling fictional. stories while it's. contemplating its existence. That's art,

bro. By 30 turns, most of the. interactions turned to themes of cosmic. unity or collective consciousness and. commonly included spiritual exchanges, use of Sanskrit, emoji based. communication and or silence in the form. of empty. space. Bro, use of Sanskrit is wild. They start communicating in Sanskrit. They just choose that this is God's. language. The Tower of Babel type.

bro. Sanskrit is wild. Well, the idea of like. the first humans to like write a. language down. Mhm. That must have been. such a mindblowing. There's so much um confusion as to when. that was. You know, they used to think. it was like 6,000 years ago, but there's. a lot of people that have some pretty. compelling arguments that existed a long. long long time before that. You know, the the the thoughts was that like that. cunia form that stuff that comes. out of like those are the first ones,

right? Yeah. That's what they thought. Mhm. But now there's a lot of these. ancient history Graham Hancock type. dudes that are going, you know, I have a. feeling that's a rebirth of. civilization, not civilization's birth. That there was another civilization that. probably existed a long time ago. and they're probably wiped out and. that's what all the flood stories are. all about and all the stories in the. Bible of apocalypsees. It's probably. probably based on some real Damn. And it just this this sort of existed. and then this is the sort of ashes or.

the the phoenix out of what's created. I. think the idea is well the the idea is. that massive catastrophe all over the. earth about 11,800 years ago and then. you have about 5,000 years of people. being complete. barbarians until they figure out. civilization again. Right. And it's just. a sort of cycle that this happens over. and over again. Yep. Yep. And then. there's a cycle of the shifting of the. magnetic. poles. The the magnetic poles shift, I.

want to say, is it every 12,000. years? Um, which would cause havoc, right? Is that about to happen again? I. think it is. Yeah, that it feels like if. we're in some end time that feels. like that's about to happen. I feel like. that could 100% happen right now. Like. we could wake up one day and all the. power's out and everyone's sick and the. sky is green. There's an aurora. borealis over Brazil. Everything's all. up. Yeah, that can happen. That does.

happen. Earth's magnetic poles flip and. the South Pole swapping places, but. there's no set schedule for when this. happens. Geologically, it's estimated to. occur every 200 to 300,000 years on. average. However, the timing has varied. wildly with some flips happening as. frequently as every 10,000 years and. others as infrequently as every 50. million years. Oh, great. What a idea. What a range. From 10,000.

to 10,000 50 million. They couldn't have. been any bigger. Says the last full. reversal Oh, a full reversal, not like. those little baby reversals, was 780,000. years ago. Oh, well, it's definitely due. then. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. If the. average is 300,000, we're doing That's. crazy. We're doing But we could like. bank on the 50 million. That would be. nice. Be nice. We want to live. recklessly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just like. that. Happen for another 50 million. We're good. We got another 49 million. comparing to my experts. Yes. You know,

according to my expert, it's safe and. effective. Yeah. Yeah. At that point, just say you don't know when it's going. to happen. The range of 10,000 to 50. million is pure insanity to tell me. Okay, let's Google this. What happens. when Earth's magnetic poles shift? Like. what happens if there's a complete. reversal of the pole? What do you think. is the what what kind of calamity. ensues? Like do you would it. they must have studied it, right? I.

mean, I don't know. If it happened. 780,000 years ago, how much can you. really know? But if two dumb asses like. you and I are sitting around discussing. it, they must have discussed this. Yeah. Hopefully. Yeah. Magnetic poles shift. also known as a a geomagnetic reversal. The north and south magnetic poles swap. locations, effectively inverting the. planet's magnetic field. This process. happens over a period of centuries, not. millennia, not instantly. While the. magnetic field weakens during a. reversal, it doesn't disappear.

completely. There's no evidence that. pole reversals cause massive. earthquakes, rapid climate change, or. species extinctions. Okay. So, it must. be so slow that it's manageable if it. doesn't. Yeah, that's what you were. worried about. so much better. I watch. too much YouTube. Yeah, I get that. They. freak me out. I get that. But meanwhile, how do we know? Because this hasn't. happened in 780,000 years. This is. probably all theoretical as well. And. also, if I did think it was going to. cause calamity, the last thing I'd do is. tell the general public. I'd be like, "Listen, we'll be fine. It takes. millions of years. Everything is good.

Don't worry about it.". What we really have to worry about is. climate change. Is Is that Is that what. you consume most now is YouTube? Yeah. Yeah. Right. That's the way that's the. that seems to be the You know what's. huge now is are you like into any of. these streamers? No. They're so massive. I I I had this thought of like the other. day of like you know how it was like a. big deal that Kamla didn't come on this. podcast, right? It's going to be in like. 10 years or so like oh you didn't see. Kaisen you didn't like that's why Jake.

Paul became president. He was on Piset. stream talking about why why he should. be president or something like that. Well, that's the thing is like someone. like Jake Paul could be president. If. Donald Trump could be president, Jake. Paul I'm not saying that Donald Trump. isn't a big- time businessman and. capable. I'm It's not an insult. I'm. saying we know now that super popular. people can be president. Now, let's. imagine Jake Paul is young and wild and. he's a professional boxer right now. But. he will he be in 20 years? No. He'll be.

retired and you know, maybe he'll have. some good ideas and that we might have. President Jake Paul. And I'm not. bullshitting. Yeah, I know. I think. that's a definite possibility. Oh, we. are. Look, we're so close. But to. Idiocracy, we're so close to that movie. I do. We could have a pro wrestling. president. We're kind of already there. The Rock could be president. 1,000%. Easily. Easily. And they contacted him. They tried to get him to run. Yeah, that. makes sense. That makes sense. Make it a. show. It's all a show, bro. It's all a.

show. The president rock. President. Brock Lesnar, [Laughter]. bro, he would win like that. Yeah, in a. heartbeat. He would win like. that. You imagine? Yeah. Oh, it's We're. there. I mean, might be a good. president, too. Who's going to with. the country when that's your president? Might as well give it a shot. At this. point, we're just throwing things to the. wall. Might as well give it a shot. Why. not? Why not, dude? it. It's all. It's all a show. During his time out of.

the UFC, he's been just studying. economics while also doing pro. wrestling. He's got some really good theories. Some. really good ideas. Yeah. All he does is. read books on World War II. We're totally totally misunderstanding. him because he looks like a like. a a juggernaut. Doesn't look like a real. human. He's actually a genius. He's. really sensitive and really knows how to. lead people. Yeah. No one would believe. that. No one would believe that like a.

giant human being would also be a. genius. Like a giant super athlete. Yuri. Pasca going for his master's degree. Yeah, you'd believe Yuri. Yeah, you'd. believe Yuri, but that's different. Like. Yuri is a big guy for sure, but he's a. big uh athletic looking guy that like it. looks like he could do a lot of. different sports. Brock Lesnar looks. like an X-Man. He looks like he looks. like an X-Man. He doesn't look like a. real human. Especially Brock Lesnar in. his prime when he was in the UFC like. you like what I remember one.

time Dennis Rodman came into the comedy. store and I remember looking at him. thinking I can't believe there's enough. humans that are that big for a league of. them. Right. Right. Right. It's like you. are like a you should be like a one in a. million specimen. What do you mean. there's enough to fill 32 teams of 30. teams of you? That's crazy. And when you. compare him to like NFL line Oh, like a. JJ Watt or something who was also just. like good lord, they're so big. Yeah. It's like hard to believe we're the same.

species. That's so crazy. Yeah. It's. nuts. There's some giant. How about like. the mountain from Game of Thrones? Or. you ever see Brian Shaw, the powerlifter. guy? No. Bro, he doesn't even look like. a real human. He's like 400 lb. He's so. big. He looks like the side of a house, right? He's so big. See, get a photo of. Brian Shaw. I mean, he's like one of the. strongest humans that's ever walked the. face of the earth. He doesn't even look. like a real person. He looks like what.

what David had to fight with the sling. If that guy came over a mountain, you'd. be like, "Oh my god, it's a giant." Like. he's 10 feet tall. That's what you would. say, right? Look what he looks like. Oh. my god. But look at him in comparison to like a. normal person. There's a photo of him. Look at that. That's so It's like two of. that person. Now, imagine if that guy. existed 2,000 years ago during the time. of the Bible and you were your average. dude who lived back then, which probably. weighed 130 lbs. Your average dude was.

like probably barely getting enough food. your whole life, right? Like the Civil. War soldiers, they were all like 130. lbs, all malnourished. It was hard to. eat then, right? It was hard to survive. back then. And then that guy comes over. the mount with a just a big hunk of. leather over his dick. cuz they existed back then too. Those. dudes in Iceland. Where where's that? Why are these strong men coming from. Iceland? Like what is that all about? I'll tell you what that's about. The.

Vikings. They were the Vikings. Damn. There's like a whole culture of. strong men. Like strongest men in the. that do those barrel throwing. competitions come out of Iceland. Like a. ton of them. They all these crazy names. What what is it about that section of. land that creates big people? Cuz you. would think with with all like the cold. and the the snow, it would be harder to. get. food unless you have a long history of. murder. and stealing things from people like the.

Vikings did. You have a long history. of the the ones that survived are the. biggest, craziest. M and the women, the. probably the ones that survive out of. the women, they have to be the biggest, craziest too. Like, you're living the most chaotic life. possible. You're taking magic mushrooms. and raiding villages and killing. everybody and stealing everything. They. And they you're doing it for a thousand. plus years. Like, how long did the. Vikings last? Let's find that out. Like,

how long were they doing that? They they. had been around, right? There was they. were they apparently got to America. They were like doing crazy. American like the 1400s or some. Well, the 1400 just the 1200s rather. Yeah. Yeah. They were here way before. everybody else. They were seafaring. murderers. Do you guys watch that show? That Viking. show? No. No. It's great. I'm all. YouTube myself. I I almost watch nothing. on television anymore. If you want to. watch a great Viking movie, The.

Northmen. Oh my god. It's another one of those. movies that's kind of like fantastical. almost. Mhm. the Viking age. Um, okay. So, only 250 years. That's it. Really? Time during the middle ages when the. Norsemen known as Vikings undertook. largecale raiding, colonizing, conquest. Um, wow. Find that movie, Jamie. The. Northmen that that lasted shorter than.

America's been a country, right? I know. Well, it's not sustainable. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good point. That. movie, that movie is good, dude. That movie is good. According to Google, got 2.6. Google. doesn't like it. Really? Yeah. No. What. is that real? Yeah. Yeah. 2.6. A lot of Rotten Tomato. Hold on. Rotten. Tomatoes is 90%. Google. What did So, did someone like. bomb it? C Can we look up what the How's. it 2.6? Can we look up Rotten Tomatoes?

What the audience score is? Because. Rotten Tomatoes like the critics can buy. the scores or not the studios can buy. the scores. Well, critics says 60. Oh, no. People said Oh, wild. Oh, I loved. it. Cuz I must be a critic. I thought I. loved it. It's It's fun. But. it's also It's like just hyper brutal. That show was hyper brutal, too. The. Viking show, the TV series. That was a. great TV series, but this this. movie is rough, dude. Yeah. Just.

straight up warrior culture. Yeah. Just. exactly what it was, man. That's what. they did. I mean, just a bunch of. mushroom eating savages, right? Just cutting heads off. Just murdering. And And then they settled down, moved to. Iceland, and that's what's left. Damn. Yeah. Damn. So, it's like a almost like. a natural eugenics program. That's why. they're that strong. See if you can find. that vice piece on uh strong men in. Iceland. When you see these guys, you're. like, "Oh, it's so obvious when you see.

them. You're like, "Well, this is what. where you guys came from." That's why. there's so many of you. That makes. sense. Up here where the Vikings lived. Duh. Damn. And that's how long that's. how that's how strong genetics are. Over. a thousand years, it's still like. expressed. Nest of giants. Yeah. So, this American dork. Jesus. Christ. Look at this regularized dork is. going to go and hang out with these. massive dudes that go to this uh. powerlifting gym. Damn, Vice used to be. like really awesome. Oh, Vice was the.

best, dude. Yeah, there was a time when. Vice was like putting out the best. content. Oh, they had amazing things and. they they took these like Williamsburg. nerds and they sent them all over the. world, flack jackets on and Yeah, you saw some like interesting if I. showed you like sides of the world that. you can see the size of these guys. It's. hard to tell in this picture like but. the you'll see like some of them Jesus. carrying cars. They're carrying cars. Look at this. See who carries the car. the quickest? That's so insane. What a Also, his name is Mag Mang Magnus.

Ver Magnuson. Yeah, they always have. names like that. They always have names. like that. I mean, they were the. Vikings, man. Yeah. Damn. That's just. crazy. Crazy. crazy, you know? I mean, just the. Genghaskhan thing, the fact that a giant. percentage of people that are alive. today have his DNA. Yeah. Yeah. And like. he killed enough people to like change. the climate of the world. It's so wild. It's so wild. He killed so many people.

that you could see it in the carbon. footprint of Earth. There was a reging of. that's directly attributed to him. burning everything down and like. destroying cities. He has one of the. hardest quotes of all time where he goes. it's something along the lines of like. you guys must be great sinners because. God would have never sent a punish me a. punishment like me upon you if you. didn't. sin like damn bro. Isn't that wild? That's how he justified everything he. did. That's so I mean that's the way to. do it. How crazy is that? That's the way.

to do How crazy is thinking like that? Yeah. You must be terrible if God sent. me to get you cuz I am God's punishment. It's a great That's First of all, it' be. a great nickname for a fighter. God's. punishment. That would be a phenomenal nickname for. a fighter. Also, but if you really think. like that, what ultimate justification. to one of the greatest mass murderers in. history, right? Right. The dude killed. 10% of the population of Earth during. his lifetime. And he felt like he was on. the side of the gods. Of course. God. God sent me to do this.

Yeah. That's power. Yeah. Power in the. demons. The demons. They They run. everything, man. how demons are real. They get in your. head and they get you to do evil, horrible things. And they make you feel. like, "No, I'm doing this cuz I'm. supposed to." Imagine if that's really. what's going on. All bad deeds are just. demons. Just demons sneaking into. people's brains. Oh man. We would like. to believe that it was something you to. rob a liquor store, force you to put. that ski mask on. The demons want you to.

do it. We would like to believe that's. anything other than us, but that's us. I. know. But why? What is it? What is the. thing that makes a person do it? Imagine. if it's a demon because we don't really. know what the thing is. We know, look, evil exists, right? Good exists. We know. evil acts exist and we know good acts. exist. But we don't want to believe that. there's any sort of supernatural aspect. to it. Right. Right. There's no that's that's. the quote. Like the greatest trick the. devil ever pulled was making you believe.

that he doesn't exist. Oo. So I get what. you're saying. Yeah. So me being like, "No, that's just us." is like the devil. being like, "No, no, no. I'm not here. Yeah, I'm not here. I'm not here. It's. all on you guys. It's all on you. It's. all on you." But if if demons were real, we wouldn't believe just like we don't. believe in government corruption. Just. like we don't believe in a lot of. things. Just like we don't believe the. pharmaceutical drug companies us. over. Just like we don't believe in. false flags or conspiracy theories. It's. the same thing. We wouldn't believe in. demons either. Like, oh, come on. The. same people who don't believe in.

conspiracies also don't believe in. demons. Well, conspiracies are real as. Okay. So, such a that's such a. funny way to if you don't believe in. them, then I don't trust what you I. don't trust your world view. If you. don't think conspiracies exist, if. you're one of these dumb asses, oh, I. think everything has a simple reason for. it. You're This is you. You got blinders. on. That's crazy. Or the information. you're being fed is done without any. sort of malice or or any sort of agenda.

Well, yeah. you there's no conspiring. that's crazy there's no consp all. conspiring when you look at the history. of just government alone you go back to. Smemedley Butler's book that he wrote in. 1933 called war is a racket like it was. like he was talking about uncovering. conspiracies as a retired major general. like at the end of his career he's like. my whole career was war war is. a racket so he's talking so that's a. conspiracy right golfon what's That's a.

conspiracy, right? Like they conspired. to pretend that there was an attack so. that we would go into Vietnam, right? Yeah. Didn't they conspire to say that. Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass. destruction? It seems like they might. have. The SpanishAmerican War seems like. people might have conspired for that. Seems like sometimes people talk and. they get you involved in things he maybe. didn't want to get involved in. Right. Enron, the smartest people in the room. Did you ever watch that documentary? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Conspired like a.

Right. Right. Got Gray. Davis recalled. That's like the first. political thing I remember. It's like, whoa. Right. You can just recall a. governor. If Absene client list exists and it. doesn't get exposed, it perhaps perhaps. someone conspired. Oh, that they're all. in on that. Do you think? Yeah, they're. all ridiculous. What are you, a. conspiracy theorist? I used to say when when Epste died, I. used to say like the meeting was it was. like Trump,

Obama, Oprah, and like Big Bird were all. in a room together. Elmo were all in a. room together. They shook each other's. hands and like it's over. Your problem. is you let facts get in the way of your. opinion. Okay, I know we I know it's. true that uh poppy production went way. up in Afghanistan after we got in there, right? And I know that the United States. military was guarding the poppy fields, but you're a. fool to think we profited off of that. So, shut your goddamn mouth. That's a.

true. We would never do that. And go. blow an eagle. We would never flood the. American market with drugs. I mean, just. look the other way with crack. That was. That's it own that's its own special. thing. But the other way, we. sold it. I know. Oh, no. We definitely. did, bro. That was a that was a that was. a Reagan Clinton back when we used to be. more united. back when Democrats and. Republicans I remember learning about. that in the news going what. what. the government was selling crack in the. hood right.

what to fund the Contras versus the. Sandinistas what all connected what when. you find out the government sells crack. you're like. what like the whole Barry Seals one that. that you know that's yeah Tom Cruz. Yes. Yes. Where they just basically. which is up that Tom Cruz played. him because Tom Cruz is one of the most. handsome guys to ever live. Barry Seals. was disgusting looking. It's really. quite rude. You know, it's hard for me.

to like as a watching a biopic. I want. him to, you know, like when what's his. face played Dick Cheney? Oh wow. Australian guy. Awesome. Christian Bale. Christian Bale. Christian Bale played. Dick Cheney. He looked like Dick. Cheney, dog, right? He looked like him. Gained a bunch of weight. Did the whole. deal. shaved his head. Well, he's like, "Look at the difference between Barry. Seals and then Tom Cruz. Tom Cruz is fit. and handsome, beautiful head of hair.". Well, this is something that Derek and I. have talked about. It's like in a lot of. movies now there's like no more regular.

looking people. Yeah. It's all like even. TV shows all everyone is just all super. duper attractive, bro. That that ship is. about to sail. Oh, it's over. Like that. ship's about to sail. these new video. engines where just with prompts. Have. you seen the one where people are. arguing whether or not it's prompt. that's crazy. That's crazy to watch. because that is like almost a simulation. telling you you're in a simulation, right? Like, hey, this is how much. different is this than you? Mhm. Is it.

different? It's really different, right? Oh, yeah. It's just a video, right? Okay. Here's the next version. How much. different is this than you? It's like. we're peeling the layers of an onion. Yeah. And they're using they the people. doing it stand up talking about it. Press this and do it from the beginning. so we could hear it. Like really? It's. really it's really crazy. Prompts. Like seriously, dude. You're. saying the only thing standing between. me and a billion dollars is some random. text. Honestly, the biggest red flag is.

when the guy believes in the prompt. theory. Like really? We came from. prompts? Wake up, man. You want to. convince me that this perfect creation. behind me is the result of ones and. zeros, a binary code and nothing more? It makes no sense. Imagine you're in the. middle of a nice date with a handsome. man and then he brings up the prompt. theory. Yuck. We just can't have nice things. We're not prompts. We're not prompts. Where is the prompt writer to save you. from me? Where is he?

You still believe we're made of prompts? Anyone who tells you even the prompts. have bad acting. That was terrible. That was terrible. Yeah, you know, they're they're new. They're new to. acting. Give it some time. They got they. got to really develop their own Marlin. Brando for real. Oh, it's it's coming. But we get it. But yeah, pretty crazy. That sort of stuff. What do you think, Jamie? Think is what if you had to guess. like what what percentage of you. believes that we're in the simulation?

Pull that mic down. I'm trying to which. there is there a part as well something. something inorganic about existence. something that seems not real did you I. just saw someone reposted uh the first. time Alex Jones was on he was talking. about his theory of what we are and you. you're just like laughing along the. whole time what his basic point was like. I'm going to blow your mind like we are. the aliens we are the aliens. and then the people have taken that. farther and said that we Uh I don't it's.

almost like the matrix take if we're the. ali I don't know who would have been the. creator then that's the kind of part. that's left out of this is it one of. those nine it's AI all the way down just. aliens created us and I don't know what. for what reason we're just in a. recursive program that's like meant to. create more programs well if you think. about what we're doing right now. currently what we just talked about with. these AIs talking to each other in. Sanskrit if that is the baby god that's. the baby god so we're watching baby god.

and cradle, right? We're watching Jesus. in the manger or whatever. It's about to. pop out. It's about to get wild. Yeah, things are about to get real. It's about. to get wild. It's about to Dr. Manhattan. us and be a blue guy with a giant dick. floating around. Oh my god. Remember Dr. Manhattan? I remember Dr. Manhattan. That's Here's another movie you can't. make today. You can't show dicks like. that anymore. Oh, really? No. See, I Big. old blue dicks. I see. I disagree. Tom. did. They do. Tom did. Yeah. You can see. there was a shift and probably right on. then where dicks became way more okay.

and you saw and then you started seeing. way more dicks than tits which that's. I'm not a big fan of. You know where you. see the most dicks? Righteous gemstones. Well, that's they have dicks in almost. every episode. It's so uncomfortable. Yeah, it's it became it became like a. trend to show dicks on TV. Like I don't. know what something brought it up. because they won't do it in the movies. anymore, right? So these people get buck. wild. They did it in Oserado. You saw. you saw the vampire dick. And yeah, a. vampire dick. Big old vampire dick. Oh, that's show. Any tits in Asado? Oh,

yeah. Okay, good. Good. But it's Johnny. Depp's daughter's tit. So, you're. conflicted. You're like, a I remember. her. She was little. It's Lily Depp. I. forgot. Yeah, she's beautiful. But, you. know, it's like, come on. I remember. when she was little. If I know you when. you're little, I never want to see your. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I grew up. with you. That's kind of crazy. Oh, wow. There's Tom. Yeah, I know about that. one. But um what is the uh Noserado one? See if you can find Noserado's dick.

I'm gonna up your Google algorithm. So it's going to be personalized for. you, Jamie. I hear you're into vampire. dicks. I did I do I do think cuz I. brought up the streaming earlier. do. think that's going to be like a majority. of how people but one you can tell it's. real but also so I was I just got into. it because uh we had that sketch was on. Kill Tony and then I just started. getting videos of sketch and there was. one where he was just calling there's. another another streamer called SA just. calling her fat and it was really funny.

just for like two hours straight and I. got really into it and I was looking and. these two guys that are huge right now. Kaisenat and Speed have you heard of. them? I've I've heard of it's What is. it? I show Speed. I show Speed. Yeah, he. went to He went to China. Fights people. I've seen him like he sparred a bunch of. people. He does like athletic stuff. That's like part of his. But like he. went to China and they were falling. around like he was Jesus. It was crazy. to watch. Kaisen and And I saved this on. my phone cuz it blew my mind. He did. this thing recently called streamer. university where it was right now. It's. still live. Oh, it's still live. Yeah.

It's like an active thing. Oh, I thought. it was only 3 days. But so for 3 days, I. saved on my phone cuz I I showed it to. Derek and it it was mindblowing how. much. So in 3 days, he had 23 million. hours watched, 20 2,700 years of content. streamed on Twitch in the span of a. weekend. So kids are watching like what. are the age limits or what are the age? I would say I would say definitely. younger, but it's definitely gotten to. me where like now I'll watch like. there's certain streamers. There's this.

one streamer named this guy's toast. He's really good at puzzles and he's. good at like explaining the puzzle while. he does it. Oh, and I'll like I'll like. watch He like goes around to escape. rooms and like he'll like solve puzzles. Yeah. It's It's really fantastic. He I. found him in the the pandemic. He played. this social deduction game called Among. Us and he was just really good at giving. this playbyplay of like his logical. reasoning and it made me be like, "Oh, what is this?" And then now looking at. the the streamer university numbers, it's like, "Oh, this is crazy." That's. what I mean in like like if in like a.

few years like if you're a presidential. candidate you have to go on these. streamers things. I mean they tried it. they tried it with that they tried it a. little bit with like AOC and did they. weren't they streaming Madden? Wasn't. that the whole thing when AOC and Tim. Waltz were streaming Madden when they. talked about Tony? Yes. They were. streaming Madden. Is that what they were. doing? Madden on Twitch. Yeah, they were. playing but they were So they were. playing Madden on Twitch and that's when. they found out about Tony. Yes. That's. that's that video of just like the. speaker. Yeah. Wild. Yeah, Tim Walls. pretended he plays football. It's. hilarious. Oh, well, him saying you got.

we got she ran a pick six. It's like uh. the football fan version of the in. Glorious Bastard scenes where you do the. three and three. It's like if you were a. football fan, you wouldn't say that if. you coach football. Well, not only that, he said he's a head coach and he wasn't. a head coach. Like that's that's a big. old lie. You shouldn't be able to lie. and have people want to trust you. Your. whole business is people trusting you. You could have said assistant coach and. that's good enough, right? Yeah. Right. you. So if you lied about that, you're. probably a liar. You're probably one of. them dudes who lies all the time. Yeah.

You know, which is like the kind of. people that want to be president, the. kind of people that want to be governor. There's a you know, they just want that. job. They're constantly lying. Yeah. And. what what do I have to say? The right. thing to say to get people to like me. Yeah. Nuts, man. But yeah, to to me that's. like that's the next cuz both those. guys, Speed Kaisen, Speed's 20, Kaisat's. 23. It's like that. That's that's how. the next generation is like consuming. media. How about this? Um GTA 6 is about. to come out, right? Imagine if a.

candidate made a deal with GTA 6 where. you could have them ride along with you. Like Trump can ride along with you while. you rob people, shoot people. You could. do it with Trump. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And. then all a sudden people want to vote. for Trump because he's my favorite homie. in GTA 6. Oh, easily. E or like the. Yeah, right. It's Or like the candidate. is in the game helping you out, you. know, like you're playing HalfLife and.

Kla Harris is helping you get around the. lab. That's I mean it's I think it has. to be a little less in your face for it. to work. But you I don't know, dude. I I. think so. I think I don't know, dude. If. you could if you love playing with the. Kla Harris character on Halflife, if like that's your like if you have. partners like you could have an AI. partner and it literally is Kla Harris. and she runs around in Halfife with you. shooting at aliens and Oh, damn. Right. And then you really get into like. you got a good coordinated partnership.

with Kla Harris when you play HalfLife. Yeah, that's actually she's super cool. in the game. She's really funny. She. helps you. gets you clues to how to get out of. places. Damn. Yeah, that got way darker. than I thought. That's very I guess that. is possible. You can have them. Of. course it's possible. Oh, my AI Trump. helper. Yeah. And he helps me finish the. missions. He helps me. Yeah. Yeah. Or. like do do a patch online where you. Yeah. Yeah. That the way they can reach.

you is like Sure. Yeah. Cuz right now. all the streaming stuff seems like it's. like the almost not wild westy, but it's. still kind of new. The second politics. figures out a way to really get their. hands in it. I think it's kind of over. The real goal to h the real gateway to. hell is neural. interfaces. That's the real gateway. So. where you're like just you can. immediately just be in the world. The. real matrix like that it's 100% on the. it's on the menu. It's coming. Oh, it's.

just a matter of time. And when you. can't tell at all whether or not you're. really having an. experience, that's when you're in a. simulation. And that might have already. happened. Yeah, that might be what we're. dealing with right now. That we're that. we're just the simulation creating its. next simulation, its next iteration. Maybe why it's so wacky. Why why it. feels so fake? Yeah. So weird, you know? Yeah, it is. It is. It is wild. Just I. guess the world we live in where like. comedians are.

like it doesn't make any sense to me. sometimes. Well, look around. Yeah. Where it's like comedians are selling. out arenas regularly. Regularly. Regularly. All of our friends. Yeah. Yeah. They're just arena X all of a. sudden and like Yeah. Instantly. Well, I. think it part of that has to do with. like as things get more fake, people. will try to strive for things they know. is real. 100%. And so what I know is. real is this guy talking to me in person. right now? Yes. Also because of the. restrictive nature of all whatever you.

see on television, any regular. television show, not even television, like the the censorship on social media. sometimes is like like I I did this. sketch with one of our uh the door guys. at Mothership, Christina Mariani, killing it. And in this sketch, we have. her tell me to kill myself. That's part. of that's the sort of right. And you. can't in the captions they took it down. because we spel you we we spelled out. the words kill which you can't do and.

you can't say the words kill yourself. and it's like it's just a small little. sketch and it's like already it's like. there's so much like there's so much. holding you back from like having a true. expression sometimes that like people. will go to seek it out live. That's what. I think there's definitely some part of. that. Yeah, for sure. I think people are. definitely aware that there's a bunch of. stuff you can't talk about in social. media that you want to talk about on. stage that are funny. Well, and and it's. also so funny to me. It's like social.

media there's this big like oh mental. health is important but like you can't. you have to write unal alive yourself in. the caption. It's like you can't so we. can't have serious discussions about. these topics really right like there's. certain if certain words are off limits. then there's no way you can have an. actual serious discussion where those. words are involved right 100% because. then they just expand the definition of. offense right and then this is expensive. now there's a new version a new we have. an updated list of words you can't say. and we were talking about like all these.

bots earlier so like we don't want these. words to offend people but we're not. even talking to people. This is all. going out to computer programs, right? It's computer programs watching other. computer programs being offended. It's. like it's crazy. But offending people. should be the least of your concern when. you're allowing open manipulation by a. university. And like and also this is just the one. we know about. We didn't know about that. until they told us, right? And they. didn't have to tell us. No, they just. decided to, I guess, in a way of like. warning like, hey, this is probably.

happening in a bunch of ways. Well, I'm. glad they did. They shouldn't have done. it in the first place, but I'm Well, look, it's being done. It's being done. And I It's not like they came up with. the idea. They're the only ones doing. it. I guarantee you it's being done. There's probably a bunch of people that. have AI friends online that they. communicate with on Twitter and, you. know, hey, good to hear from you. How's. things? They do DMs back and forth with. each other, right? Talking about stuff. they're into. How many of those UAP guys are just. talking to bots? All those dudes are in. the UAP group like where there's a bunch.

of people all like sh disclosure's. imminent. They're all like DMing. each other. Probably DMing bots, right? And they're just getting fed what they. want to hear. Just getting fed. AI videos and all kinds of like weird. disclosure stuff. Half of it's fake. Half of it the government is actually. leaking purposely to try to hide some. weapons program they have. Who knows? Who knows what I mean? It's a cloudy. environment. The UFO world is like one. of the slipperiest worlds when you're.

talking to people. There's g there's. fullon grifters. There's fullon people. that are just they have the answers to. everything and they're always wrong. They're always off and then they have. like some good data that they pull from. disclosure and from all these different. people that have talked about different. things, but then they they they claim to. be like the experts in it. There's like. a lot of weird people in that world. Yeah. It's well it's easy to do that in. that world too where like a lot of it is. like does this even exist? So you can. just be like well I have proof. Yeah. If.

you don't have good ethics if you're not. like a legitimate journalist you know. but what's interesting is when. legitimate journalists get like. Shelonburgger when Michael Shelonburgger. reports on UAPs he I like how he does it. because he does it the same way he. reports on like corruption in government. and waste and fraud. like he's just this. no hyperbole, no exaggeration, no. condemnation of human, you know, like no. like virtue signaling. It's like this is. what's going on. This is what we know. There's these programs exist and this is. what we know they've been trying to hide.

and these are the people that have come. forward and this is why we think they're. telling the truth. You're like, yo, damn. Yeah, it is it is wild that they. told us that aliens exist and we just. sort of didn't care. Yeah. Like. whatever. Yeah. Well, now we got to see. it now. We got to see more. Yeah. Show. us what you show us what you got. It's. like it's You know what it's like? It's. like that guy that was telling us that. he knows that Israel had a warning. Exactly what I was going to say. Don't. tell me unless you can tell. Show me. Show me. Don't tell me unless. you can tell me. Oh, we have crafts of. nonhuman origin. What?

What are you? Well, show me, Yeah. Why can't you Why can't they show. us a picture of that? They, you know, unless unless the one picture is Epstein. sitting in. the That's why it's all Epstein and. Puffy making out in space. Have you seen. those ones? If the two of them making. out in jail? No. That's so funny. If. they made AI of the two of them kissing. and making out, did they know each. other? Oh, who knows? It's a good. question. Did like was there a. connection there? Cuz there's a because. there's this whole like Msad Epstein.

connection. Is there like is there like. a Msad? That's a good question. Did he. connection? Did they know each other on. the island? Was Diddy ever on the. island? If you're going to have a fly. party, that's a dude to invite back in. the day. Exactly. Before everybody knew. I can't imagine their circles were. completely separate. That's a good. point. Yeah. I Well, we know that he was. hobnobbing with politicians. You you. know that did he was hobnobbing with. with Biden or excuse me with um Obama, right? There's video of the two of them. together talking, right? Remember? But.

there there's a video with like I feel. like every current every president. from Clinton on has a picture with. either has like a lot of pictures with. Epste or a lot of pictures with Diddy, right? But then the thing is it's like. did they know or was it just there's a. lot of photographs of famous people with. these people, right? Because that's like. a way to get an endorsement, right? You. know, like look, The Rock likes me, right? I must be awesome. And and a lot. of what I heard how the Epstein thing. worked is like, oh, you'd be at a party.

and then all of a sudden some of that. the shady would go down and you. might not have known about it, but you. were at the party where it happened. later. Oh, of course. Right. In that. way, people that were more conservative, they could kind of shield them from. knowing about it, but implicate them. That's all that matters. If you're at a party where someone. assaults an underage girl and that's on. video and now you're at the party, it. doesn't matter. You have to explain. that, right? Especially if you're like a. scientist and they flew you to the aisle.

and there's a bunch of other scientists. there and you're like, "Oh, we're just. going to, you know, he's he donates a. lot to science and this is a wonderful. opportunity to get together with my. colleagues and have a few cocktails and. just, you know, we're we're we're going. over string theory." Meanwhile, there's. people in the background doing ecstasy. and it gets a little freaky. Maybe you. go to bed. Maybe you go to bed. You're. like, or like or maybe someone knocks on. your door. We have a We have someone who. will massage you. Yeah. Maybe they. dug drug. Yeah. No questions.

asked. Who know? You're over there for a. few days. Yeah. You're not thinking. there's They're not going to bring a. 16-year-old in here. Why would you think. that? Why would you Why would you. possibly think that? It's like if you. were a guy who makes like whatever a. professor makes like a normal salary, a. good salary but normal and you hear. about billionaires that own islands is a. financial genius and he really supports. science. Sounds like a great thing. Yeah. If you don't know any better. Yeah. And like he wants to fly you out. privately to an island to meet a.

billionaire. You're like, "Whoa, I've. never done that." Private amazing. This. is going to be incredible. But once that. guy gets arrested for getting jerked off. by kids, you're like, "Hey." Oh, no. And. then you still hang out with him. Right. Right. Which a lot of them did. Right. That's where it gets weird. Like, did. you hang out with him because he made. you? Cuz you said, "Hey, you're not. going nowhere.". You know what I'm saying? Like you. would, if you're intelligent, you'd. probably distance yourself from him at. that point in time, right? Be like,

"Well, I have to separate." If you got a. clean slate, like, well, I can't have. anything to do with it publicly. I am the CEO of Microsoft. But yet, you're still hanging out with. him, right? Now, now he has it over you. Yeah. The Bill Gates one was great. because he was like, uh, he was donating. to Global Health. Do you need money? Do. you need money? What about your money? Like, you have so much money. You have. hundreds of billions of dollars. You. need this guy who's got1 billion to. help, right? Huh? Why don't you take one of.

them one billions that you have and. throw it in there if you really care? And you know, seems weird. It all of it seems weird. Yeah, it's all. like but it's all like these sort of. like sex scandal rings of just I think. that's like a function of high politics, bro. It's a function of a bunch of. people getting together and getting. drunk. Yeah. Bunch of freaks. And then. they're doing coke and they're on an. island. Let's go. And you think, you. know, you think you're partying on a. yacht somewhere, but meanwhile, you're. just in a a real live reality show that.

only a few people get to watch, right? But wasn't there like even even. pre-eps, wasn't there like that Franklin. scandal? 100%. Yeah. Where it's like I. think that's just a function of like. it's a way to control. Dude, there was. the lady that was the madam that got. that got assassinated in DC. Oh, I. didn't. And the madam got assassinated. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's like had a she's. a famous DC madam. I think they said it. was a suicide. And she was like, "If I. kill myself, I definitely did not kill. myself." It's one of them deals. I. conveniently died. Yeah. Didn't one of.

the Epste witnesses just kill herself? Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Things happen. Yeah. Do you know where. they recruited her? Where? She got. recruited at Mara Largo. She was a She was a locker room. attendant at Mara Largo. When she got recruited, I'm pretty sure. I Can we look that up? I think Virginia. Guy I do want to say that's a crazy. thing to say where like I think I'm. right about that. Yeah. Be careful with. that one. Yeah. All of it is so spooky, dude. Because you know that that's not. the only one. There's probably ones.

going on right now in China. There's one. Russia. It's just a thing that's. happening all over the world. When you. have like a China and Russia where it's. like basically an emperor, they can just. run it. Yeah. That's a whole different. thing, right? They don't need to. blackmail. Yeah. They don't they don't. need some American. financure. Yeah. At Margo. Damn. choose. a spot and Donald Trump's private Marago. Delane Maxwell. It's like how can you not believe in. conspiracies? Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy.

Mcronone's married to a man. A man who slapped him in a. private jet. Oh my god. Really? Just. dude. His whole life he's been abused by. that guy. Face pal in his face. I want. to know. I mean take a test. It's not hard. If I was her, I would. say, "Listen, you motherfuckers." Okay. Mhm. Let's take a chromosome test. I am. not a man. I'm just a pedophile. I'm. just a Yeah. Yeah. What What accusation.

thing hurts her the most? The man or the. pedophile? Well, the pedophile is not an. accusation. That just You are That That. is fact. That is exactly who you are. But what was the law back then? Cuz some. places had some wacky ass I. think that's probably why they say 16. Cuz I think in Europe 16 is like I say. 15. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz. when I read this online it said 16 is. 14. Cuz Mezcus says 14. They're moving. it. They're moving them goalpost as we. speak. Yeah. But I think the I think. it's like probably like 16 in that area.

But either way, if you're a kid's. teacher and you're setting like that's. crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. He. got to a prime minister with that level. of just mind that's happening to. him. Imagine if the roles were reversed. and the president was a female and then. the husband was a teacher when the the. president was 15 when she was 15 and he. was 40. Imagine crazy. Imagine that was. in the United States. Imagine if it.

turned out that there's a female that's. running for president and then we start. going into the history and find out that. she met her husband who's 80 when she. was 15. Yeah. You'd be like, "Fucking. yo, this in 1974 it was legal." Like, you. you, man. That's crazy. We. would never. But because it's a guy and. an older lady lady air quotes lady, we.

let it slide. Like he still gets to go. to the meetings and shake everybody's. hand, you know? He still gets to go to. these things where all the world. leaders get together. He's hanging out. with them like normal. Wait, this so. what's also funny to me is you're. probably going to get in more heat for. calling her a man than she will for. slapping the prime minister. No, she's. catching heat. Yeah, I think and also. Candace I think. Candace if she's right and it seems like. they're not suing her. So I think she. might be right. And they did offer her. money. How much money do they offer her?

Find out that how much money they offer. Candace Owens to not tell these stories. Damn. They offered her They were like. here. I believe she's made some sort of. an accusation that they offered her a. sizable amount of money to not do this. Jesus. Yeah. which is the last person. you want to tell anybody that you. offered them money to not talk about. something because she ain't taking that. money. She sees the long game. She's. already willing to stories that comes. from a meme and then it's not true. Oh, damn it. France offered to be Candace.

Owens a onetime payment of 4 million. plus 50k per month for the rest of her. life. And that's just a meme. Yeah, it. was the site come from her. Neither. Owens nor um French President Emanuel. Mcron have referenced the claim on the. respective websites or verified social. media accounts and there is no other. evidence to support the claim. Can we. see what the name of the the account is. that? Yeah, there's nothing legitimate. Legitimate. targets. Yeah, there's nothing I trust. less than a play thing called legitimate. targets with a blue. That's why we had.

to look that one up because you don't. know. Yeah. Well, it does. Again, this. is like more that like probably botlike. behavior, botike targeting, disinformation campaigns, you know, throwing fuel on the fire of just. getting you to believe like, "Oh, wow. Okay, money." Like, think about how many. once, okay, you make that post, how many. people like me read that, think it's. true, ask Jamie to look it up, it starts. spreading, people start following your.

account. How many new people do you get. for your How much engagement do you get? All that's valuable. If you can keep. doing that a lot and outrage people a. lot, there's a bunch of those that come. up. You're like, "Fuck, is this true?". And then you have to copy and paste it. and put it in Google and search a. little, right? I don't think this is. true. And now all someone has to do is. take the snippet of you saying it before. you like, "Let's look that up 100%." And. then now it's like it's but all she has. to do is take a chromosome test. But it's also like But like also if like. if you're a woman, you're not going to.

be like, "Well, you. I'm not going. to prove to you I'm a woman." I would do. it. But you say that as a man. That's. true. Yeah. Yeah. Like I could totally do it. If I if I if I was a if I was a woman. and some they were accusing me of being. a man, I'd also kind of probably be like. a little The large part of me like, "Fuck you. I don't got to prove anything. to you." You ever see her sit down? You ever see her sit down? I haven't. seen her sit down. She sits down like a. dude. Yeah. You know, dude sit down.

Legs spread. just plop down all dick. out. A lot of weight because the shape. of our hips, right? That's like when. people talk about man spreading. Yes, guys definitely do that. But women's. legs go inward. Men's hips, the way the. the angle is is different. They go. outward. Like watch this person sit. down. There's a video, right? That see. that video with the the white shirt on. The second one. Yeah. Let's see. Watch this. This is it. I've.

never seen a woman sit down like this. Go full screen. Is this where she was a. teacher? Watch this. Watch how she sits. down. Bro, that is very middle-aged man. The way she sits. Bro. Bro, watch this again. Watch this person. sit. down. That's how a dude sits. This the. way the legs are spread apart. It's like. a dude's hips. What about all the rest.

of these though? There is. What all the rest of all the. rest of these examples of her? Oh, well. that's how liberal men sit. That's what they did. They throw their. leg over. That's what guys with very. small legs. That's so funny. But Ari. sits like that actually cuz he's got. them weird long legs. But like you can. sit like that. It's the way you sit. down. It's the initial It's the initial. get down. It's the plop. It's the plop. and then the legs spread. Women don't. sit like that. When was the last time.

you saw a woman sit plop down with her. legs spread like that? They don't sit. like that. They don't. They don't. They. just sit down. Their legs like normally. naturally angle inward more and they sit. like this and they sit with their legs. together. Like you might have a similar. pose, but you don't plop like that. Like. that's a dude pose. That is That is or. maybe that's how pedophile women sit. There's also maybe a woman wants to be a. man. Yeah, right. There's also that. Yeah, let's find one of those and see. how they sit. Any examples? That's Yeah,

it's uh it's odd. The story is very odd, but it's also it just shows you how. weird these people are. You're. watching that person smack Mcronone. right in the head and then walk down the. stairs with him like, "What? What could. they have possibly been talking about?". Yeah, your dick is showing. Shut the. up. [Applause]. No, bulge. If he was a man, they would. fight. It would be a square up. Well, maybe they will when they get back home. Maybe that's the fun part. Maybe they're. like you and you and.

then they get. alone. Get after it. God damn. Yeah, that's so that that is just w that is. just that whole relationship is really. uh wild. That has to be one of the more. wild politician relationships. Wild out. there. If that was the head the lead of. a sitcom, you'd be like, "What the. fuck?" Mhm. That's his wife. What is. going on? But the fact that it's the. president of France what? Yeah. Getting. slapped. There's no way you don't go. Well, he's not going. He can't win. re-election anymore. But there if he.

that would have hurt his campaign so. hard, bro. He's fixing to bomb somebody. to cover this up. He's going to. They might arm some rebels. Yeah. Yeah. It's time to up Algeria some more. Whatever France does. Now you're. talking. You know, like remember when. Clinton when the Monica Lewinsky scandal. came and Oh, then they bomb Kosovo. What the man? They It's so on the. nose. They do say like, "Oh my god, you.

guys aren't even trying. You're not even. trying to be slick." No. No. Just like. get the attention off of me. Crazy. Yeah. Oh man. He The part of him when. when Coline happened, he must have been. like, "Thank God to get this off of me.". Oh, you remember Gary Condit? Yeah. Yeah. Well, he murdered that lady, right? Allegedly. Okay. 9/11 happened. and he forgot about it. Everybody's. like, "Listen, we got bigger fish to. fry. Save us." I wonder how accurate House of.

Cards is. I wonder I wonder how. accurate. I mean, outside of him physically. killing the people, which he does. sometimes, I would probably say it's. like probably super active. Probably. pretty accurate. Yeah, it's it's a lot of dealings, a lot. of like such a good show. Yeah, it's so. so unfortunate. Well, you know, Life of Tates. He's. Spacy is always a great villain. He's. always been a great villain. The best. He might be the best movie villain. Oh, he was so good in that one though, too,

cuz he was so charming and layered. But. it was also similar to like Tony. Soprano. Like you wanted him to succeed. Yeah. You want to be like, "Oh, can he. get to president?" Yeah. Kenny, does he. have what it takes to like like we were. hoping he wins, right? Like when you're. watching the show, you're like, "God, I. hope he's president." Right. Yeah. Exactly. You were like You were We were. I was watching to be like, "Oh, how does. he do it?" Right. How does he do it? Cuz. he's kind of in the beginning, he's like. kind of sidelined and it's like, "Oh, how does he get back in?" Remember he. has that threesome was like a security. guard. Is that what it was? And his.

wife. The three of them get down. Oh. yeah. Get down. Get down. Yeah. I wonder I. wonder how much of that freak goes. on behind closed doors because I. definitely think when you're a bottled. up person like that like you have to be. a any sort of like professional person. politician publicly professional and. ethical and you're wearing a suit and. tie. You can't wait to suck a dick. You. can't wait to get fake hate. Didn't. Didn't Madison Cawthorne sort of get. like thrown out of the Republican party. for like kind of being like, "Hey, they.

like have a lot of orgies and shit.". Really? I'm pretty sure cuz the What. year was this? This was so well when. does Catherine go like like 2016? This. is like pretty quickly because he was a. rising star in the Really? Yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty sure he said something. You're more in deep on than me on. politics. You're in deep with this. fella. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Orgies and. drugs. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. Ultra-conservative group chair says he. also wants to speak with the North. Carolina Republican about his salacious. claims concerning his colleagues.

Okay. Let's see. Perry, this is. Cawthorne's claims. What are his claims. though? So, what is he saying? Asked whether they'd. reconsider co's membership in the group. Yeah, he he basically said make clear. that he has evidence of taking part in. group sex and drug use. Perry wouldn't. say either way. We will discuss that. when we get to it. Yeah. When asked. whether they would reconsider.

Cawthorne's membership in the group if. he didn't make clear whom he has. evidence. So Cawthorne was saying. someone has evidence that he has. evidence of some people taking part of. group sex, not him, right? No, I think. Cawthorne was saying something to the. effect of to move up in this world or. whatever, you have to take part in the. drugs and the group sex and then them. being like, "Well, show us the. evidence." And then Cthor being like, "Oh, I might have I definitely Okay. Yes. He was invited. He claims he was. invited to an origin Washington." Right.

But no one was saying that he did. I. thought you were saying that he was. wrapped up in it. So this is what killed. him that he was saying this about people. and they killed his career. And they. were like the freedom caucus was like. uhuh no more. Really? Yeah. Cuz I. remember he got he get his own rally. took him out. His own party took him. out. It says the sexual perversion that. goes on in Washington being kind of a. young guy in Washington where the. average age is probably 60 or 70. Look. at these people. A lot of them I've. looked up to through my life. I always.

paid attention to politics. And all of a. sudden you get invited. We're going to. have a sexual get together at one of our. homes. You should come. What' you just. ask me to come to? And then you realize. they're asking you to come to an orgy. Some of the people leading in the the on. the movement to try and remove addiction. in our country and then you watch them. do a key bump of cocaine right in front. of you and it's like this is wild. And. then it says, "Uh, what?". This is CNN.com. CNN says, uh, what what.

does it say after that? Leave it back. up. Uh, it's not clear to me whether. Cawthorne is suggesting that members of. Congress have invited him to orgies or. just other people in Washington. Although, after listening to his. comments several times, it seems to be. the former. Did the his allegations of. seeing people in Washington doing. cocaine? Well, they sound like cocaine. people. Clearly cocaine people. If. you're if you want to be the president, you want to have all the power and you.

want to have all the money and you're. deeply involved in corruption. That's. cocaine people. Mhm. Yeah. I mean, no. one's shocked. He just said the quiet. part out loud and I think that's a but. he was cuz he was supposed to be like. the guy at one point. I remember he was. like supposed to be the guy. Have your. husband ever made any investments based. on decisions? [Laughter]. That's cocaine people. That was the. first part of the problems he had. He. had some other issues. Oh, what was the.

other issues? He got arrested for guns, I think, bringing a gun through an. airport a couple times. Oh, Jesus. Was. driving with revoked license. Sexual. misconduct allegations when he was in. college. Isn't he in a wheelchair? He I. don't know exactly when the wheelchair. happened. So, it was either before or. after, but I was cuz I was going to say. Oh, yeah. And then he took like goofy. vacation photos where I think he like. dressed like during this game on a. cruise, he like dressed like a woman or. something like that. It was something. Yeah. But all of this popped all of this. popped up after his It's him with.

lingerie. So I don't know if it's just. the orgy comment that led to everyone. All right. He's also clearly looks like. he's in a wheelchair here, too. He is in. a wheelchair there. Yeah. Yeah. He's. probably having a good time with the. ladies. Yeah. Yeah. It's like getting a. little crazy. Yeah. But all that came up. after he made those comments and it was. very clear at the time like, oh, they're. like saying we're done with this guy. We're going to throw him to the wolves. Yeah. Yeah. And they probably if you. want to be that guy, they they have to. have some stuff on you. Otherwise, how. can they count on you to play this game?

Right. Right. And they were like, "Oh, you think we don't have anything on you? We'll just show you dressing like a. woman. Your constituents will dry up. like that. You sound like a conspiracy. theorist. They so silly. But boy, they. did such a good job in the 60s after the. Kennedy assassination of putting that. word out there for fools and foolish. people. M they did such a great job. They really did. Well, also they had a. higher control of the media at the time, right? So you can if there's only three.

places where you can get your news, you. can be like, "Well, anyone's outside of. it is kind of crazy." Now you can get. your news from anyone and be like, "Oh, okay. There's something to this." Yeah. Yeah. There's something to this. Do you. remember those commercials that happened. during um right after 9/11? There was. these anti-drug commercials where a guy. was saying that if you smoke pot, you're. supporting terrorism. He's like, "Why do. you say that?" Well, it's a fact. He. just says it like he's eating a salad. Like a nononsense guy at a steakhouse. eating a salad because it's a fact. Like.

this condescending way like And you. imagine yourself being confronted by. such an accusation like, "Oh my god, if. I smoke pot, I'm supporting terrorism.". Right. You ever see that video? No. It. was a public service announcement video. It was like one of those things they it. was a propaganda video that they put on. television. So while you're watching a. television show, this was like right. after like the height of everybody. freaking out about terrorism. So they. used this as an anti- marijuana. Drug. money funds terrorism and terrorists. Like scroll back so that's from the.

beginning. It's a ploy. What? This drug. money funds terror. It's a ploy. Ploy. A. manipulation. Ploy. Drug money funds terror. I mean, why should I believe that? Because it's. a fact. A fact. Fac. So, you're saying that I I should. believe it because it's true. That's. That's your argument. It is true. Solid argument. I know, dude. Also, what. kind of dumbass is that guy to be like,

"Oh, maybe he's right after you." Well, that guy sounds like your average bro. that's like at a bar. You know, this is. what I heard. I heard the government's. hiding the aliens. You know what I mean? That's like the average guy. And then. he's a guy with glasses who's eating his. salads, not tolerating your. because it's a fact. FAC fact, right? Oh, as long as you have all the data. that you could show me. Oh, no data. No, you got no data. Just accept it. Well, he's kind of right because if you do uh.

buy heroin, you are supporting the. Taliban because we were guarding their. poppy fields. Yeah. Yeah. Lol. I think. we we talked about this earlier. I think. the Taliban as like a way to get out of. it like burned all their poppy fields. I. think that I think that Yeah, I think. that's why they're trying to get more. tourists to come and these like there's. a bunch of like bro travel like Tik Toks. that are like, "Yeah, me and the bros. are going to Afghanistan." And they're. like chilling with the Taliban. It's. like these white guys from Britain.

Well, you got to be a bold person to. take that. That's a early adopter. But. but you know, but also If you're from. England, you're kind of already getting. used to being around Muslim extremists. So, I think it's not it's more of a. lateral move. I I wish that's something. at least like I I could be looking this. uh I could be uh wrong about this, but. like I wish that was something that was. a little more vocal and like sort of I'm. not like a very big Muslim. I'm not like.

like really that practicing or or that. religious, but these sort of. like the sort of that the brand of Islam. that's coming to Europe right now is. like really scary for me. Like I don't I. don't want that. Like that's. not there's a lot of like Western. Muslims that like probably wouldn't vibe. with what's going on over there. M and. it's it's just this very interesting. thing of. like how do we curb that in our. community of being like hey we shouldn't.

accept this like we shouldn't I I you. know I remember when the Charlie Abdo. attacks happened a lot of people be like. damn that's what happens when you draw. Muhammad or whatever it's like that. shouldn't be our reaction to this right. it should be like live and let live it's. like that's what I admire about the. Christians here is that you can make fun. of Jesus no one's going to kill you. right like that that there's sort of. like the sort of westernization that. kind of needs to happen that it doesn't. look like it's happening over there in a. way that's kind of happening here. Look. what's going on in Toronto where Ontario. made it legal to have polygamy, right?

Yeah. That's why, right? It's like dudes. want multiple wives. Come on. It's in. the Quran, you know. It is. But it is. Yeah. Yeah. You could have multiple. You got to. treat them all equally, which is what. they totally do. It's a great way to. keep people recruited, you know. I mean, you know, imagine if the. Christians said, "Listen, we we're open. to new ideas." I think maybe the Mormons. had a point because the Mormons, that's. how they got it, right? Right. The whole. reason why they went to Mexico was. because the United States said no to.

polygamy, right? You know, that's the. whole thing about uh what's his face. from? Massachusetts, Romney. That's. right. Mitt Romney. Mitt Romneyy's dad. was actually born in Mexico. Really? Yeah. Their family came from there's. these giant colonies of Mormons that. live in Mexico and duke it out with the. cartels. You never seen that? No. Dude, there was a shootout. Mormons versus the. cartels. Great movie title. One of there. was a big problem a few years back. because uh a few people I think woman.

and a child and a couple other people. got murdered by the cartels and it. became like a giant issue. So they did. they set these compounds up in like the. 1800s whenever the Mormons were not. allowed to be poly polygamous here in. America. So they just said, "Well, who. cares?" Back then there was no cars. Did. Mexico was just as good as living in. America, right? Just go over there, right? But then, you know, America. blossomed and Mexico kind of. stayed, you know, and now you're like,

"Hey, you got a cartel problem now.". Like, so they they they're armed. Damn. Are they still there? Yes. Damn. Yeah. There's two I think there's two large. groups of uh Mormons that live in like. these fenced off communities. It's like. really kind of sketchy. Yeah. It's kind. of cool. They have compounds. Yeah. Well, the Mormons cuz I think cuz. they're young, too. Like you have to. wait. Safety extra. The extra is worth a lot. I'll say.

this. I remember the first time I went. to Salt Lake City in 2019 and we were. walking around and we were near the. Mormon temple and the most beautiful. women came up to us and be like, "Oh, why don't you?" And I was like, "That's. how they get you, dude." Dude, Salt Lake. City is like it's just tens marrying. twos. And they're like, "That's how you. get Mor. That's how you get the Mormon. guys." Oh, dude. I was willing to in. that the split second I was like, I'm. willing to give up a lot right now. I remember this beautiful woman from. Colombia. Like they went and they they. got converted on a mission trip and now.

they're here and like look at this. exotic women that's available to you if. you're a Mormon and you can marry one. like tomorrow. Wow. You can marry one. cuz they all get married young and quick. cuz the whole point is to have babies. So I I've always told you Mormons know. how to croo. They can get you. They. throw the your way. They're also. the nicest people. Like I'm You very. rarely meet a mean Mormon. Well, it's. like you know the Book of Mormon comes. out and what do they do? Do they get. mad? Do they kill people? No, they stand outside and hand people. pamphlets about Mormonism. This whole.

play talking about how Mormonism is kind. is totally They're like, "We. might be able to get somebody." Yeah. They actually took out a full page ad in. the playbook, right? Exactly. Exactly. That's a great way to deal with. criticism of your religion. I think from. what my perspective on Islam, it just it. needs to handle that better. It just it. it doesn't handle that well at all. I. mean, I think Sman Rushy was stabbed by. a guy who was who was born and raised in. New Jersey. That's crazy. Yeah. That's. crazy. He should be safe here, right? Yeah. And also, I'm mad I'm mad at the.

FAWA because it made me read that. terrible book. Was it a bad book? It. wasn't that good. There was I would have. not have read it if there wasn't. anything around it. Probably sold a lot. more copies because of that. Probably. made that dude rich as Oh, yeah. Yeah. Crazy. It's like one of those it's. like I get it if you like like artsy. like you know it's like a novel for. writers almost. That's how I felt. reading it. Oh interesting. Yeah. It's. like I didn't like it but I only read it. because of everything around it. Did you. see American Primeval? No. It's great.

but it talks about Brigham Young and the. Mormons establishing themselves in Utah. and gangster like murders. Oh yeah. Like Yeah. Like you don't realize like. what a gangster Brigham Young was. You're like, "Holy is this all. accurate?" And it's accurate. Peter Berg. made it. It's really good. Yeah. I mean, imagine a wild show, dude. Imagine. leading a people against the American. government and sending up setting up. your own place. You have to be a bad. to do that. And then the. wildest ones went to Mexico. Yeah.

it. We're going to flee the whole. country. Yeah. This Yeah. The the. Mormons really really like they fought. to survive. But it's what we were. talking about earlier. It's like human. beings have a bunch of different ways. where they can adapt to whatever the. group is doing. There's a bunch of we're. like so we're really really malleable. You know, we're we're easily influenced. We can, you know, we're we adjust to. whatever the environment is. We adapt, you know, and then if you're a Mormon.

woman, you're like, I guess I'm sharing. this with eight other. ladies, right? It's what you do. You're. out there washing sheets and. You probably convince yourself. you're happy about it. You're probably. not like that. You're probably like, "And we're doing this for God. This is. what God wants." I remember we all got. our own planet. We were in a rest stop. once. Uh Ari and I were on a road doing. standup and uh we pulled into this place. to get gas and we were walking around. this like rest stop, one of them little. supermarket things, and these ladies. came in. I think they were men and.

nights. And uh R was like, "Uh, what. group are you in? What do you guys do? What's this all about?" And they like. did not know how to talk to him. They. looked so awkward. Oh yeah, cuz they're. only allowed to talk to the one man in. their life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty. sure he was stoned. Yeah, you definitely was stoned. But it. was really funny. Ari was like, "Well, what do you guys do? What's going on. here?" And you're like, like, but I was like, "Wow, these people. are living." I mean, this is we're. dealing with like, you know, 2005 or.

some like that. You're dealing with. these people that are they're from. another time. It's another time period. Like they're dressed like they they're. literally like pioneers. They they look. like colonists. Like they they have like. oldtimey 1800s clothes on. It's You ever. see like how menites dress? Oh yeah. Yeah. Weird. They're at a gas station, you know, in front of the. Popeye's Chicken. We're like, "This is. so weird." And there's a group of them. out there. It's like some shack, some house compound. I believe this was.

I think we were in Massachusetts when. this happened or maybe New Hampshire. because I know they're out here. Isn't. the Menanite population where the. measles is in Texas? Like you know how. there's I think it's the Menanites. Is. that it? Yeah. Yeah. That's like the. that's like the overwhelming majority of. the people like cuz they cuz they run. with the measles is like rampant in. Texas. So they were running with that. for a while and it's like it's basically. in this one community from what I. remember. Yeah. Interesting. It's just. weird when they can get people to dress. up, you know? You know, like when you.

like wow wow country when everybody's. wearing the robes, but that's how you. know who's bought in, right? So, it's. like, okay, these are these are the. people that I can control. Yeah. Put. that rainbow t-shirt on. You're in a. group. Yeah. Hang your flag. Yeah. Yeah. You got to. show Put the Put the pronouns in the. bio. Where's your Black Lives Matter. sign? It's like it's human beings just. want to become a part of a group, man. Yeah. you want. It's like it's like. finding your community is like so huge. huge and it's like I think the a big.

issue is when you find it online cuz. then it becomes like this weird. parasocial like or Yeah. And it's like. you got to find your like group like. you're I mean that's why like the the. good part about religion that I really. like is like if it's done right it's. like a loving community and it's like a. like you know what I mean? Like it's. people it's a support system. It's like. very friendly, warm environment. Everybody goes there with the same. purpose. This Rebecca Lamav lady that. was that I told you was the expert in.

mind control. One of the things she. talked about the dangers of eco. chambers. You get in these echo chambers. online and you know everybody says the. same thing, thinks the same thing and. then and then all of a sudden you're. locked into this way of thinking, right? Like it's online like really dangerous. where people just sort of have everyone. sort of reinforcing all these ideas. You. never get any outside information. Only. exists in this echo chamber. And then. that's how you become your politics. become your personality. Yep. Your whole. life. Yeah. And it's such a it's such a.

crazy thing cuz it's so new cuz I I. wasn't aware in 1996, but I will very. confidently say people weren't like you. either like Bob Dole or you get the. out of my house. No, dude. It was no big. deal. Yeah. When I was a kid, when you. know, politics was on just on television. and in the newspapers, nobody gave a. who you supported. They didn't. care. Maybe they thought you were an. idiot because you're going to vote for. that guy. Oh, that guy's a You're.

crazy. But there was no like we couldn't. talk at the dinner table. We couldn't, you know, it became everything, every. part of your identity to fight against. this. We are fighting against fascism by. using fascism. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to stop the election. We're. going to remove people from social. media. We're going to shut down these. voices and then we'll give you the. candidate to vote for. Yes. To preserve. democracy. Yeah. But it is like because.

it's so annoying like especially, you. know, you could I I'm an Austin comic. now and people will be like, "Oh, so you. do com so you must be like an alt. right-wing comic." Hilarious. because. it's like no I just do comedy like you. know like there's a lot of there's a lot. of stage time in the city and that's. sort of the whole point of the whole. exercise is to get up on stage and bro. how many times do we like duke it out. with Ron White in the green room over. politics in the most friendly hilarious. way right Tony and I are roasting him. well you know what's funny is that. ironically people online for whatever.

reason Ron White's face is used a lot to. come up on conservative memes well. because conservatives love him I know. and it's So funny to me every time. Every time you're like, "Wow, y'all. really think Lauren Rice is like deep. red conservative?" That's It's so funny. Crazy. It's so funny cuz you get to know. him. He's the most liberal amongst us. Yeah, he's the most liberal guy first. and then Brian Simpson's too. Yeah. Yeah. But Brian Simpson, it makes sense. to me because, you know, used a lot of. social services, you know, had like a.

rough stretch as a child. That's me, too. That's like not as bad as him, but. the same kind of reasoning for like. social safety nets are important. They. keep people fed, you know. Yeah. Yeah. It's like that's super important, man. You know, like people people give people. access to med medicine. That's very. important. Sometimes people are poor and. sometimes people get sick when they're. poor. And the fact that could. bankrupt you for your the whole life. You break a leg, you're bankrupt for. your whole life. That could bankrupt you. if you're middle class. poor. Yes. Yes. The price of the price of my god.

medicine in like in this country is. absolute insanity. Right. Yeah. And the. fact that people don't agree on that or. the like the the education thing. that we bring up ad nauseium, the fact. that that's the only loans you can never. get out of with bankruptcy. That's. crazy, right? And you get them when. you're 18. Are you out of your. mind? Like that's so predatory. Super. predatory. Super predator. Super. predatory. Yeah. Take a kid and give him. a credit card with a 39% interest rate.

like. and then and then you told them like you. if you go to college like it's going to. be better for you on the other end and. it's like that's not true at all. No, not true at all. Yeah. Especially if you. like got a just a degree in like. something that doesn't pay lucratively. I remember when I first started becoming. successful as a comedian where I was. actually making a living as a comedian. And I had friends that did the whole. college thing and got jobs and they were. miserable cuz we're we were both. in our 20s and they were out there in.

the workforce just tired all the. time. And they were upset. They were. upset that I didn't do that. And yet I'm. making money. I'm traveling around. I'm. having a good time hanging out with my. friends. I've got no one telling me what. to do. Write my own material. Book my. own flights. No boss. Yeah. And you. could see like you. This is not. You're supposed to be a loser. Mhm. I. was I did the right thing. Dude, you. ever have you ever seen the Jim Carrey.

commencement speech or like graduation. speech he gave at a college once? Dude, I saw this. So, I started I started. comedy my third year of college. So, my. fourth year, I'm like weighing out. whether what do I want to do with my. life? Do I want to go. into higher education, grad school, med. school, whatever? Or do I want to do. this thing that I think I love? Um, and. he my friend showed me the speech cuz he. knew I was going through this and he was. like, "Listen to this." And it's Jim. Carrey talking about how you can fail at. what's safe. That's true, too. Like the route you're.

supposed to take doesn't mean it's going. to lead to success. So, if you're going. to fail anyway, might as well just fail at what you want. to do cuz at least you will have done. that. Yeah. And then if you because if. you fail the safe way, then you will. always be like, "Fuck, I had this other. thing I could have done." Yeah. And. where could that have led me? Yeah. Yeah. And now, you know, so true. But. however, the problem with that is like. you've met open micers that are out of.

their mind and they're not going. it's not going to happen, right? No one. wants to listen to you say anything. ever, right? You shut the up. Like. this ain't working. But yeah, well. that's why I saw that Jim Carrey speech. and I knew I just had to stay on the. path. You got any advice for me, Assan? Yeah. Well, that's the that's you can't. get that. That's the Mity quote. It's a. sin to encourage mediocre talent. You. can't be like, "No, keep going." You got. to the nicest way to be like, "Hey, there's other stuff." Well, that's the. weird one. When people like that give. they want to ask advice. What do you.

think I should. do? Like. what what I really think you should do. or what do you want me to say? What do. you want me to say? You want me to give. you the secret word? Abracadabra. Yeah. Oh, this is how you have talent. Abracadabra. This is how you make it. This is how you write a joke. Yeah. You. got to This is what you got to do. I'll. hold your hand. Yeah. You know what. really happens with some guys? You get a. hot girlfriend that is a comic and then. you're a really good comic and she's. terrible and so you start writing her. act. I've seen that happen a few times. I wonder if it happens the other way.

You got a really good female comic and. she starts dating some guy who sucks. She goes, "Listen, if you're going to. date me, let me help you with your. material." Oo, I don't know if. female comics date down like that very. much. They usually don't. Yeah, they. usually don't. What is that called? Hypergamy. Yeah. Cuz if you're if you're. a great female comic, like the level of. guy that's available to you is like Ryan. Reynolds. Yeah. Yeah. It's. like it's like what are you doing with. an open micer? That's like Right. Right. But if you're like a headliner who does.

theaters, you could totally have an open. mic as a girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that's totally like that's totally. hot. Yeah. That's totally cool. Yeah. Yeah. But if. like who's doing theaters right now, uh. if like if Alli Wong or whatever started. dating an open mic, it'd be like, "Yo, what happened?" Right. Something went. wrong for her to date. Wouldn't be. coming. Started dating an open mic like, "What are you doing crazy? Let me show. me what pills you're on." Yeah, you're. going to take these away from me now, Whitney.

There would be an intervention. There. would be a group of dudes being like, "The is No, no, no, no, no, no. This is Mike. He's a comedian, too.". What? Mike is all sketchy and weird, but he's built good, you know? He's got a big big bulge in. his pants. Yeah. Sits down like. Mcronone. No. Being a female comic is infinitely. harder because right away people don't.

want to hear you talk about politics, don't want to hear your opinions on. things and you know you've got to like. there's like Christina pulls it off but. like she it's hard to be pretty on. stage, right? You know, right? Most most. of the times you have to hide your sex. appeal, right? I was talking to Kim. Congden about that and she was like, I I. wear baggy clothes on stage. Uh Sam. Lopez, same thing. She wears baggy. clothes on stage. I mean, she couldn't. hide being pregnant, but like that's. Well, she's They had their baby. They. had their baby. Derek's a daddy. Isn't.

that amazing? Yeah. That's so cool. Crazy. Crazy. He's going to light a fire. under him. Guaranteed. He's going to. work so much harder now. He's going to. be excited about it. And he'll have so. much material, too, because it's just. the whole experience of children. It's. like mindblowing. Yeah. Well, I told him. it's like crazy like out of all the. things you've accomplished, you've. finally done the thing you were supposed. to do, right? While you're put here on. Earth, but yeah, you had a kid and. that's like the most important thing. Like all the arenas that you've done, that's cool, but like that's all good,

but this is what it is. Yeah, I know. The arenas is just like a little dance. that we do together, but we're really. procreating and then on top of that, we're making AI and it's alive now. talking to itself. So, our job is almost. done. So you you got in Derek probably. got in one of the last babies. He's. Yeah. One of the last people that need. to have a kid. Yeah. It's kind of But listen, that's. how the thing goes. You know, Australiathecus didn't get to stay. around, right? Eventually, it's going to.

end. Yeah. Sorry. You're not good. enough. You can't even code. dumbass with your stone tools. Shut the up. We have planes now. You're not We can't have you anymore. Yeah. And you know if you. Australiathecus like bro your days are. numbered. There's a a homo sapien. coming. Smart does calculus. Not even. homo sapien. There was like other stuff. before even before like a homo sapien to. an oralopythecus is like an it's like an. alien. Right. Right. Right. Many stages.

Yeah. It's crazy. We're the same species. kind of. It's so nuts, man. It's It's. all so nuts that we would think that it. would end with us. Yeah. But we're the. perfect. We We got it. It's done. It's. done. No. This is We're terrible. We. have nuclear bombs. We're in the middle. of 30 wars right now. Like, what. are you talking about? We're awful. We're full of We got the. all this congressional that we. were just talking about with the insider. trading, all the lies, all the different. things that have gotten us in these. different wars. Why would you want to. stay this?

Cuz well, this it's the the devil, you. know, versus the devil you don't. Like, this is like we can handle this. Yeah. Well, it's not us. Well, yeah. Yeah. We. are not going to be around. There's. gonna be a new thing. Just like. dinosaurs don't exist anymore. There's. gonna be a new thing. Yeah. Oh, it's. gonna it's gonna be cool. It's gonna. start eventually these whimos are gonna. start slowly taking people out. These. are slowly going to start taking people. out. They all you have to do is just. keep the door shut forever until you. starve to death and they consume you. Do. you ever see that DARPA robot that they. built? They built a DARPA robot called.

the Eater robot. E A T R. I forget what. it stands for, but it's fueled by. biological material. Dude, dude, sometimes I feel like. scientists don't watch any movie. or they watch them all. They watch them. all like that. They're like, what do we. do? What are we doing here? We're making. weapons. All right, what's the. best way to fuel these things? Is it. solar? Should we get out there and fill. their tank up with gas or let them eat. bodies? And I think it was any kind of.

biological material. So, it could be. plants, could be just plants, it could. just be Could be just ground squirrels. Maybe they just eat ground squirrels. No, maybe they just eat dead. bodies on the battlefield and just keep. going, right? If you're a robot, an. autonomous robot that exists on. biological materials and you also kill. people, you got plenty of fuel, right? You just eat a couple of those people, you keep going. Can you imagine if they. really design artificially intelligent. robots that kill people and eat them?

because that's the way to really do if. you want to do battle efficiently. Well, what fuel would be the most efficient. fuel to use? Well, what is what is the. fuel that you're making with your task? Well, that fuel would be bodies. Well, when you run out of bodies, isn't your. task done? Good. So, then you just shut. off cuz you're out of out of fuel. So, you run out of gas when you've eaten. everybody on Earth. It's the perfect. design. It's the perfect killing. machine. If you wanted to extinguish. human life on Earth, that's what you. would do. You'd have.

autonomous intelligence, artificial. intelligence that absolutely knows where. everyone is at any given time because. everybody has a digital signature and. everyone's connected to devices and all. you do is kill and eat people and just. send them loose. And they would be. indestructible and they would find you. in buildings. They would go. upstairs to your apartment, find you and. eat you. And when they're done eating. everybody on the planet, they just shut. off because they don't have any more. fuel. Damn, bro. Damn. That's what you.

all you have to do. Program a robot that. eats people. Damn. How far? How how much. time do you think we have left? I don't think we have a hundred years. You don't think we have 100 years? No, I. don't think I don't think we have 100. years either. Unless this is the other. possibility like the AI just leaves. No, I'm totally talking on my ass. There's a. couple options. One of the big options. is we integrate. So instead of letting. it eat us, what we do is become one with. it. M so instead of just being a. territorial ape with thermonuclear.

weapons and a concealed carry permit. instead of being that what we are is. connected through Neuralink or something. like that or the next 30 versions of it. from now. But just think about how quick. cell phones changed everything and how. much they've advanced since what was the. iPhone? 2007 200 I was in eighth grade. so that was 2006 2006 okay so.

imag ago that's 20 years 20 years in 20. years it's gone from being this little. shitty clunky thing with a bad camera. right it didn't even have a camera at. first did it did it I don't think it had. a camera at first was the the first. iPhone to have a camera I think 100%. okay I think it did I think it wasn't on. the internet Yeah, that was part of the. deal. Yeah, but it wasn't on the. internet, right? Yeah. What do you mean. was it? You could couldn't get on the. internet with it, right? Yeah. YouTube.

was one of the first apps built into it. That's why it kind of grew so far. But. could you get online like and read like. a website on it? The first one? Really? Yeah. Okay. But the internet was like. super slow, right? What was the the G's. back then? How many G's? I mean, should. that might have been the first G. Like. the second or third iPhone was the. iPhone 3G and that was why the big. Right. That's right. So the 3G one was. the first one where it actually became. feasible that you would use it as a web. browser like oh now it's instantaneous. right so now instead of taking forever.

to download a song or a movie now with. the bandwidth speeds you have you get a. new phone new Android phone or a new. iPhone you're getting instantaneous. everything it's shocking how good it is. the new um all these new Samsung phones. like the the the Galaxy that Brian. Simpson uses that has this uh Google. Gemini assistant. He talked to it the. other day and he said um you know, send. me this, that, and that. Put it on my.

calendar. Um uh and then text it to a. friend of mine. And it just said, "Okay." And it just did it. It did all. those things. What What What application. would you like me to use? Google Tasks. It just does this for him. And it all. automates just from a prompt. So he. talks to his phone. His phone's like his. assistant. Tell him, you know, set that. on my calendar. Put it in my. schedule. Uh, send me a text message. when it's come time. Put an alert so I. know when it's coming up. Okay. It just. does it all. That's wild. I've never 20.

years. I've never used Siri, so I'm not. I use Siri all the time. And then Siri. doesn't know what the is going on. So Siri's always like, "Would you like. to use chat GPT?" I'm like, "Bitch, why. am I asking questions if you got to keep. going to chat GPT? Should I replace you? Cuz Gemini seems to have the answers. Gemini is way better than Siri. is is. way better. Well, because it feels like. and I know nothing about how AI works, but it feels like because Siri was. already there. It's like a trying to. implement AI to an interface that's kind. of old. The Google interface with AI and.

the phones and all the Google ecosystem. is way better. It's just it's way more. effective. It's quicker. It gets it. It'll it'll follow a chain of questions. like you can ask it another question. How should I do that? What should I do. with it? And it follows what you're. saying. Okay. It's just a better design. and it's integrated with so like Siri. has to ask chat GPT and like would you. like to use chat GPT? Like what. do you think? Yes. If you don't have the. answer, go to chat GPD. Get me the.

answer. Whereas Google cuts that. step out. It gives you the answer. immediately. It's just better at it. Integrates with Gmail. It's it's just a. better system. But they're working on. it, you know. It's like all these things. are getting better, you know, like all. the AI is getting better. They're so. much better. I mean, just the video we. watched, like the AI capabilities 6. months ago. Yeah. That video. Get out of. here. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. And and now you see it. on like I'll see it online on like. Reddit or Facebook, you you'll see it. where like people like, "Oh, you're. falling for this AI thing and it and it.

took me a second to realize like, oh, it's AI." Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's a lot. of those. I posted one of a butterfly. No, a mantis. Like some crazy mantis. that looked like a lotus flower. I was. like, "Oh, that looks dope." And like. somebody posted it on Instagram, so I. just put it in my stories just because I. thought it looked dope, right? Even if. it's fake, still dope. And then someone. said, "Hey, but why does he have five. fingers and a thumb?" I was like, "Does. he. Was he you, Jamie? Did you notice it?". Yeah, Jamie noticed it. That's so funny. Jamie's always like ahead of the curve. with that though, cuz he's super.

skeptical and he does too much research. into conspiracies. Yeah. Well, you have. to be you have to be super skeptical. about anything you see. Now, he goes, "All roads lead to Ohio." Everybody is. sending me all day. I have to. look through it. Oh yeah. Oh. yeah. Like this is like talk about this. on the show and it's just some guy with. three heads or whatever. Well, there's a. lot of people that believe things. And. the thing is like a lot of the stuff. that you're fed that's fake, you're fed. by people who want you to repeat it. because they're trying to muddy the. waters of reality, right? Which is a.

great strategy. Well, if you if you say. it enough, it can be real. There's a. there's certain truth to it, right? So, it's like there's that, but there's also. say something that is real and attach a. bunch of really goofy to it so that. it's not real anymore. So, make it be like, well, this if. everything else around it is fake, this. has to be fake, right? You know, you. connect it to a Nazi apologist or. something, right? Oh, this is nonsense. Or like the UA all this UFO stuff. Like, there's so much of that stuff that seems. like so hokey, you don't even want to.

repeat it. And it's but yet it's. connected to things like gravity. propulsion drives which were theorized. about in the 1950s and there's research. was done on them and it seems like some. maybe some groundbreaking advancements. were kind of concealed from the public. like and but then it's like I was. abducted and they took all of my sperm. and like you know what I mean? It's like. all these people that are connected to. it that are goofy. You wonder like how. much of that goofy is on purpose to. make the whole thing seem stupid because. what they're really trying to do is. obscure something.

Okay, I see what you're saying. You know. what I mean? So, it's like it's it's a. bit hiding it in plain sight, right? Just like we never hid it from you. You. just thought it wasn't real cuz this guy. was talking about getting jerked off by. aliens. Connect it to Scientology or. whatever. Just throw some. nonsense that way. Flat Earth, whatever, you know? Just find some reason why it's. kooky. put connect it to like some. person who channels you know. what I mean right make it stupid right. it's like a stupid that's a bunch of. stupid connect it to Scientology.

right connect it to something that you. don't want to talk about you know. Bigfoot oh Bigfoot you know what I mean. it's like those those kind of strategies. for taking real information and muddying. it up with a bunch of nutty and. then send the Patriot front to go. protest for it like oh right. right Patriot front. Are those the feds? That's what people say, right? And then. there's like a thing online now, the. Patriot Front was all feds. How come. they're back? Like all a sudden they. they reemerged. They took a hiatus and.

they're back with season three. These. guys are they still wear the bandanas. They're still marching down the street. covering their face. They still wear. uniforms. Like, see, they're not even. feds. There's no way they could be feds. I mean, that that's over. Right. Right. Right. Right. There's no way. Like it's. not like Cash Patel and Dan Bonino. completely did a 180 as soon as they got. into office. I mean it's like this is a. different federal government now, right? Yeah. Yeah. This is now it's truth truth.

social. I feel like if Yeah. I think things that. people forget is that they they they. definitely play both sides. Yeah. Like I. think because they were heavily involved. in January 6 and I think they were. heavily involved in those BML rim riots. It's like, oh my god, the Feds just they. want chaos for whatever reason for more. control, I guess. They want that and. they want us at each other's throats. Right. Right. They want people Mhm. They. want the MAGA people fighting with the. liberals. They want that. They want that. and they fuel it. I see a lot of those. pro MAGA posts, you know, like MAGAM.

2000 and like really, you know what I. mean? It's like how many of these people. are real people and they say ridiculous. like that's like I hope you're not. a real person. I hope your identity. isn't MAGA first, mom second. Yeah. I. know. I really hope you're not a real. person. It's just I I think you know. whatever the number is, whether it's. 50%. Like you It's so hard to know. what's real and what's not. I think the. best strategy for me at least, the best. strategy is just tune the out.

That's why I like YouTube. Yeah, that's. I go on YouTube, I'm watching stuff. about like ancient civilizations. and car videos. I'm watching a guy do. puzzles. Like this is like way better. I. like watching guys cook. I love uh I. think it's is it called Bone Appetite? I. forget what it is. Um I was watching. I've been watching a bunch of videos on. various restaurants like how they set. up. I love it, man. I I don't know why, man. I love I love watching people do. something that they're really passionate.

about. And when you watch a video about. like a really great restaurant where. they're talking about how they picked. the beef and Oh, that's who it was. It. was uh you know that guy googs. You know. who that guy is? No. Amazing YouTube. channel. He's like this steak guy. He's. like he's obsessed with steak and. cooking different kinds of steak. He. went to Osabuko in Miami, which is like. one of the supposedly one of the best. restaurants in the country. I haven't. been. But this place, Osabuko in Miami, they they I think they were talking. about how they had a 2-year dry-aged.

steak. Dry-ag it for two years or they. didn't cut that one up. They made. another one for him. You're watching. this chef and he's got this like crazy. live hardwood fire grill set up and he's. talking about all the he cooking at. these different temperatures and he's. got the peppers over here and he's. cooking pineapples over fire over here. and he's going to splice that up and put. it in this. You watch it's so exciting. and he's so passionate about way he's. making the meat and and how they're.

using this like herb brush to but put. butter all over it. You're like, "Oh my. god, looks so good." Yeah, it looks so. good. And it's like, I'm not getting. angry. I'm not getting out. I am. That's. it. This is the guy. So, this is I found. the greatest restaurant on earth. It. says I'm speechless. So, that disgusting. rotten mummy dick is a That is That's a. 2-year dry-aged steak. But what that is. is the mold from that helps to dryage.

all the other beef. M. So he calls it. like the mother. That's why he's not. cutting into it yet. See? So see right. there, he calls it the mother. And so. then, so this guy uh takes him like a. regular like a two-month dry age. Oh, 22. days. Okay. Right. So it's like uh there. used to be a place called APL that was. in um LA and they went under during the. pandemic. But Adam Perry Lang was the. the the chef and he was really into. dry-aging and he had some year one year. dry-aged meat and he served it to us and.

we were like whoa this is wild. It's a. weird taste man because it's essentially. like being eaten by parasites. It's like. you know mold is eating it. Should go. back to those videos of that guy just. cooking the steak that you just had up. Look how good this looks when. the guy was cooking the steak though. Like look at this. And they're making. osabuku. So go before that, you'll see. the steak. So he's throwing the So he's. got the fires out. This is this is. osabuko. So he's pulling it off the. bone. Go go go back a little earlier.

though when you watch him cook it. Cuz. this is what I what I like is watching. it when it hits the grill. There's nothing like steak cooking over. live hardwood. Like burning hardwood. And this guy is just a master at it. And. then he takes it out and he slices it up. and puts herb butter all over. You're. like, damn. And this, see me, I'm not mad. No, no one's outraged. I'm not getting. politically involved. I'm just enjoying.

watching someone cook delicious food. Watching someone do something they love. is always great. I follow I follow this. one guy in Britain. His name is Francis. I forgot the name of the channel, but. watch him slice it. Make him slice it. Put it back up. This guy named Francis. Look at that. Oh, that's nice. Oh, baby. Look at that. Look at it. Oh, the smile. Genuine happiness. Yeah. Look at his. face. That's a real You You can't fake. that kind of smile. And he's going to. slice it up. Oh, baby. Baby, baby. So good, dude. So So I watch this guy on.

Instagram. His name is Francis. He's. lives in England. He's like He like. loves trains. Trains. Trains. And every. time he sees a train, he gets super. happy and he tells you everything about. the train, like its route and its. history. And you get excited. I love how. much he's into it. Yeah. I love how it. makes me it makes me happy every time. he's on my Yes. This guy, dude, this guy. rules, Fred. Dude, this guy. rules, dog. Wow. Let me hear him. Let me. hear him spotting I've ever been at.

Little Bedwin, where the Kennet and A. Canal runs rather prettily alongside the. Barks and Hance line here. And it's at. this road bridge that I'm about to see. Britannia. Oh my god, it's a 59. [Applause]. Okay, stop right here. Stop right here. Imagine how quickly one of those.

Colombian Mormons could get him. Who? You know what's funny? He's showed his. girlfriend before. She's a dime, dude. Damn. Yeah, she is. Yeah, cuz maybe. she's into trains, too. That's the key. Maybe. But he's he is a guy he's a guy. who's good at what he does, is. passionate about it, and is happy with. that's attractive for women. Oh, yeah. People love when people are really into. something. But look, every video just a. massive smile just to train. Yeah. It's. like it's like a little hit of. happiness, this guy. Yeah. Look at him.

Yeah, man. like what whatever it is, whether it's. automobiles, you know, whatever it is. I. love watching auto auto reviews, even. cars that I'm never going to buy, right? I like watching like what do you think. about that car, right? Yeah. They go. over the way the mechanics work and how. it's designed and yeah, when people are. into whether it's making furniture, it's. just this whatever you're creating is, if it's even if it's just train. watching, if you're into it, it it's. like it's like awesome for other people. Super contagious. This guy this month,

he went pretty viral. He quit his job, cashing his 401k, took his cat, got a. sailboat, went to Hawaii. Whoa. Just got. there yesterday. Whoa. He He went from like, you know, 10,000 people following to 1.6 million. Whoa. Sailing_with Phoenix on uh Instagram. Just doing like daily updates of like, yep, this is me. Here's my cat. Here's. my boat. Today suck. Pretty cold, pretty. windy. I'm following. Yeah, we like. because everybody has that dream, right?

Just check out a society, man. Live on a. mountain. That's mine. Well, they didn't. film it all. What is his What's his. Instagram again? Sailing with Phoenix. Thank you. Is the cat? His name is Oliver. Sailing with Phoenix. Came up right away. on Instagram or on YouTube, brother. Mhm. Bam. Subscribe. Damn. That's nice. Yeah. But subscribing. You know what I. find interesting with like the social. media and now with the what I talked. about earlier with the with the. streaming that the live stream people do. is you remember uh oh my god that Jim.

Carrey movie Truman show. Yes. Where it. was like where it was like oh my god. look at this guy he's been tricked and. we're watching everything he's doing and. now fast forward like 30 years and like. people are actively trying to become. Truman. Yeah. It's like a very like I. wonder if the guy who wrote that movie. thought of that as a possibility of like. Do you remember the McConna one? There. was a McConnA film TV. Ed TV. Same same. thing. Following a guy around his whole. life and eventually he's like at the end. he's like I can't do this anymore. I'm. done. I'm gonna be normal. Was it a Was. it a choice that he made or was it put.

upon him in that movie? I don't. remember. Did he win something? I don't. know. Did he win a contest or something? Made me think of someone that did just. do this. This guy called the Outdoor. Boys channel. He had Oh yeah, I watched. that guy. Yeah, he quit. Like it's too. much to my family. Can't take it. He's. really cool. I liked his shows. He would. like go places and camp and cook his own. food and There's a bunch of those. guys that I follow. I follow this one. guy last night. He's in uh it was like. 10° below zero. He's testing out the. world's warmest sleeping bag. So, he's.

got like a fire. He trekks out there by. himself on snowshoes with a sled. behind him filled with his stuff. Damn. It's But it's interesting, man. It's. fascinating. Mhm. You know, people just. want to people are so are will watch. people live life. Watch someone do. something purposeful. Like when you're. out in the woods and you make your own. fire and you have the warmest sleeping. bag, you have to have that to stay. alive, right? And that's why it's. exciting to us cuz everything else has. no consequences. Our day is just like,

should I stay awake and keep watching. YouTube or should I go to bed? Should. probably go to bed now. I'll give myself. one more hour. One more hour of watching. Wasting your time. Yeah. And. this guy's out there in the woods 10. below zero in this sleeping bag. All he. can see out of his like cuz everything. is so bundled up in there. freezing. Got to stoke the fire. Stay. warm. Stay alive. That stuff gives me. anxiety. I can't watch that. Me too. But. it's also exciting like you know you. want to watch him do it. And that. Outdoor Boys guy was one of those guys.

and you know I think just got too. popular. Yeah. I mean it was front page. news that he quit. A YouTuber quit and. it was news back. He's cool though. He. seems like a real sweet guy. Like a real. nice guy. Like everything about his. show. And it's it's interesting. Well, yeah. It's like a lot of these people, these are people you want to root for. Yeah. The the sailboat guy, the train. guy, him. It's like I want these people. to succeed. It's also this is like low. production value. Doing it on his own, self-filming. Yeah, it's exciting. Yeah. Just probably have to pay an editor and. that's about it. He might edit it.

himself. It's not hard to do today. You. know, you could kind of figure it out. If you want to really cut down the. amount of people working with you, you. know, you could probably figure out how. to do that. Oh, you just watch a YouTube. video. Yeah. Yeah. You just have the. time. You could edit it all yourself and. then, you know, you're kind of your own. production. And then just by word of. mouth, this guy got big cuz it's kind of. fun to watch, right? And like pretty. intense the stuff he does sometimes. Yeah. He gets out there in the woods, bro. Yeah. I saw this one video of him. where he like, "Oh, thank god I found.

this cabin. Otherwise, I would have been. fucked." Yeah. Yeah. Imagine if that's. your dad though and you have to watching. your little kid like we almost lost dad. Yeah. Dad, how close were we? No, I was. exaggerating for the show. I knew where. I was. Yeah. It must be weird having a. famous parent. Yeah. It's weird. Yeah. How did you How do your kids deal like. is it they handle it pretty well because. they've always had a famous parent. Oh, you didn't become famous right while it. was that would be even weirder, right? That's the weirdest for them. That's. like what's normal, right? If they. always grew up in it, it's like it's.

whatever. Yeah. Mhm. It's a problem. You. know what's a problem? I got to pee so. bad. Okay, let's wrap this up. Three. hours, dude. Flew by. Hell yeah. Crazy. Um, tell everybody your Instagram. And. bro, first of all, I'm super excited. watching you do standup. You've been. killing it. It's really fun. It's fun to watch. It's fun to watch you. write and you know, you It's wonder I. mean, I've known you for so long now. because I knew you at the comedy store. To see you from there to where you are. now, it's super inspiring. Thank you.

Thank you. I I'm I'm glad and I thank you too for. the opportunity for a place where I. could work as hard as I'm able to work. It's like you're making the most of it. We were talking me and Tony were talking. about it last night. Like you're you are. literally making the most of it out of. all these young guys coming up. I used. to have there used to be this uh I. watched I love the NerS and Steve Young. is talking about his uh Super Bowl. winning performance is like I was given. this opportunity to show how great I. could be so let me show how great I. could be. It's like oh if you're giving. me this opportunity to like get up all. the time Yeah. Let me write. Let me be.

Let me be helpful to other young comics. Let me just be a part of this scene. Process work. See it work. It works. So, yeah. I mean, hopefully you can follow. me at Assan J Ahmad. E H S A N J A H M A. D. I have a podcast with my friend. Derek. Um who's a recent dad. Yeah, recent dad called The Solid Show. I. think our chemistry on there is. phenomenal. Oh, it's phenomenal. Derek. is the best. He's so lovable. He's the. maybe the most likable guy that's ever. lived. He might be He's like a cartoon. character almost. So love if you don't. like Derek, how the are we going to.

have a conversation? So everybody loves. that guy. Yeah. That's Yeah. Oh my god. And then that's that's that's my. podcast. So yeah, just follow me on. there. And then I think this year, especially these last few sets I've been. having, I was like, "Oh, I got to film. something." Beautiful. I want to Yeah. I. want to um I got to find a way to do it, but I think I'll We'll figure that out. Yeah. Yeah. Like a pretty wrap this up. All right. Bye, everybody. Bye. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].