Joe Rogan Experience #2309 - Joey Diaz

Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. The Joe. Rogan Experience. Train by day. Joe. Rogan podcast by night. All. day. Let's [ __ ] go. Let's go. Joey. Diaz, ladies and gentlemen. What's up, beautiful? It's good to see you, my. brother. Good to see you. That was. great. The club was [ __ ] in rare form. last night. Oh, last night was packed. It's been packed all week. It's been. really fun. A lot of fun shows, you. know. Shane was there last night or the.

night before last. You know, you're. there tonight. It's It's been amazing. Holtzman is on fire. Holtzman's on fire. Last night he was on fire. He is [ __ ]. Me and Adam Eaggan were howling. We were. watching him from the balcony and. howling. Such a good community, Joey. It's so nice out here. You know, I. bumped into Duncan for breakfast. He's. the best. Like, we just looked at each. other. He's like, "What are you doing. here?" And we sat down. Me and Duncan. are going to corner you and try to get. you to move here. No, we're going to. we're going to figure it out. Yeah, you.

got you got you belong here. Every time. I come down here, I see something else. that like I had a great time last night. Joe D. Rose is here now, too. That's. what I heard. Yeah, he just moved here. Is he going to bring the sandwich shop. down here? Yes, he is. We're going to. open up a sandwich shop out here. He is, brother. That's a good [ __ ] I say we. because I'm going to be eating. Yeah, he. makes good sandwich. He makes a very. good sandwich. Very good sandwich. Yeah, he brought a bunch of them. What did he. do? Was it Moon Tower last year that he. brought them? It might have been. It was. Moon Tower or South by Southwest. one of. the two last year he brought like a ton. of sandwiches. He had a popup. So he his.

his restaurant did a popup somewhere in. Austin. I was like, "Bro, you got to. open this up here. You'd be killing it.". Especially if it's you and people know. it's your business cuz I've heard this. Somebody else was telling me about the. sandwiches. I got to go up there. Very. legit. I just don't even know where it. is. I don't know if it's in Brooklyn, bro. I want to kidnap my man Giovani in. White Plains. Bring him out here. Yeah, he'll [ __ ] He can't survive outside. of Italian neighborhoods, though. That. guy's the most Italian guy that's ever. lived. And you know, they get their. stuff up there. Yeah, they get.

everything. And it's all coming in right. from Italy, you know, cuz a lot of it's. imported. They they use a lot of. imported stuff. Imported mortadella, imported u the peppers, all that stuff. that they have, you know, sundried. peppers, sun-dried tomatoes. They import. all that [ __ ] Yeah. They got to get. that [ __ ] you know. Then if because if. it goes there, then it's got to ship. from the boat all the way to Texas. It's. a little bit of a pain. Remember [ __ ]. Greasy Tony? He used to drive once a. month to New Jersey. Greasy Tony and get. coconuts and [ __ ] chicken cutlets.

Poor Greasy Tony. We used to visit him. every time we went to Tempe. He was our. guy. Remember you said not to drink his. Mountain Dew because he made it himself. He up for two days. He used to make that. was the strongest Mountain [ __ ] dew. you could ever taste in your life. You. up for like a day. Greasy Tony was such. a character. He was such a character and. he became our friend. Yeah, he was a. good dude. When we first started going. there, I mean, we were visiting him for. like 10 [ __ ] years, you know, every. time we would do shows in town, we'd go.

visit Greasy Tony. He had a $20 chicken. cutlet sandwich. Phenomenal. 15 years. ago, which. weighed like I I was 400 lb. And I would. bring it home and try to finish it. Do. you remember that uh steak sub that he. would make? What is it called? Trash. can. Yes, that's right. The trash can. The trash can. It was crazy. peppers and. onions and cheese and [ __ ] everything. was in that thing. It was crazy. And you. know what's really like thick? When I. drove in yesterday, I'm like, "This is.

how things change." I mean, we've been. coming here since 95. I know. I Right. Yeah. I think 99 was my first time. I. would do Houston and drive down here and. do the lobby in the [ __ ] cap city. when they had stand up in the lobby. I. still remember that. driving from. [ __ ] Houston down here, not having. any money, having to drive back because. we couldn't get a hotel room, drive back. to Houston at the end of the night. And. I was looking at this yesterday, like. when I landed, it was 4:00, traffic, and.

I'm like, my god, this is how we're. we're watching how past civilizations. just changed. Yes. Something happened. here and everybody moved here. Yep. And. I'm not talking about four or five. people. Everybody. Yeah. And that's how. civilizations change. We just witnessed. it after the pandemic. It's been [ __ ]. surreal. Yeah, it is surreal. Surreal to. see things change. Yeah. Um, you know. what? It's. also there's places that sort of rest on. their laurels too much. And whenever.

that happens, it's easy for another. place to rise up that offers something. more interesting. So like Los Angeles. was always Los Angeles. And like when. Gavin Newsome talks about California, he's like, you know, I'm very big on. California, very bullish on California. California has all this industry. Hey. [ __ ] they're all thinking about. moving. God, the only reason why they. don't move is cuz it's too difficult to. move. If it was like every business.

could instantly pull up roots and. replace everything and have everything. running in a week at the other place, they'd all be gone. They'd all be gone. They just it's too expensive. It's too. expensive to leave versus what you would. save and the regulations that you. wouldn't have to go through and all the. [ __ ] with all the permits and all. the what California does is. overregulate everything. They get as. much government involved as possible. They suck as much tax money out of you. as possible and then they still leave.

the place a mess. They still have. homeless people everywhere. It's still a. [ __ ] disaster. It's still a woke. shitow of virtue signaling at every. level of the government still like no. course correction at all. They're going. further and further into La La Land and. you're like Jesus Christ you guys. And. so then a place like Austin becomes. attractive, you know, because like it's. not like that here and people are very. reasonable. And Austin, the best thing. about Austin is it's a blue city in a.

red state. So it's like balanced. Like. this is a saying they have out here. Keep Austin weird and. surrounded. So Austin is surrounded by. rednecks with guns and like it keeps the. tone more medium. Like the Austin. liberals, they're much more just left of. center people like we are. You know what. I mean? Like in some parts of the. country we're considered like far right.

You and I far right. It's crazy. It's. [ __ ] ridiculous. It's But it's. because everybody went nuts and everyone. demanded a whole series of things that. you have to agree to in order to be a. good person. Like, [ __ ] off. You know. what the real problem is out there? Let. me tell you what the real problem. I. didn't realize it till I [ __ ] left. What? That everybody's too busy tapping. themselves on the back. There's a lot of. that. Every when the fires happened, those three women or whatever the [ __ ].

the the chief and whatever, I'm looking. at them and I'm like, "Look at them. They all got gel in their hair. They all. got a tattoo on their neck. God forbid. God forbid they can't be cool for just. one [ __ ] minute. God forbid. And And. that's the problem you have out there. It's too many people. I'm so great. This. is my idea. And it's great. And it's. going to work. It's not working. You're. You're right. But you're too stupid to. say, you know what? This ain't working. Their egos are so big. They don't have. the heart to go, this ain't working.

You're right. You're absolutely right. But I don't think it's entirely their. fault. It is their fault, but the. culture rewards that kind of behavior. This is the problem with having. protected classes of people, whether. it's gay, lesbian, whatever it is, whether it's your nationality. If you. have a protected class of people where. you're not allowed to criticize the. protected class of people, then they. become, you know, vive um Ramaswami. talked about this in a very interesting.

way. He was like, "It's the tyranny of. the underprivileged or is that what he. called it? The the tyranny of the. marginalized or something along those. lines." But the idea is that this group. of people, whether they're trans people. or gay people, they get oh above. everything. Everything you do is. amazing. Oh my god, you're so fabulous. You're so Because no one wants to be. think thought of as homophobic or. transphobic. So you pretend that. everything they do is incredible. And so. you do you're going to be the best. firefighter ever. Like can you carry a.

burning man out of a building? Girl, you. don't have to. If he was in that. building, he he shouldn't have been in. that building in the first place. If I. have to carry him out, we got other. problems. That a literal firefighter. said that in response to could she carry. her husband out of the building? Like no. you no you can't. And so you shouldn't. be a firefighter just like you shouldn't. be a bouncer if you can't fight. You. shouldn't be a firefighter. You. shouldn't be a firefighter if you can't. carry someone out of a bill. If you. can't run up a flight of stairs because. you're 260 pounds and 5 foot seven and a.

woman. No. No. You shouldn't be a. firefighter. You should have to be in. like really good shape to be a No. If. you're some [ __ ] CrossFits game lady. who's some beast and like Yeah, that. lady could be a firefighter. Yeah. But. it's like like even guys, like if you're. a guy and you're [ __ ] scrawny and you. never work out and all you do is smoke. cigarettes, maybe you shouldn't be a. firefighter, you know? Maybe you maybe. you can't get up that [ __ ] flight of. stairs either. It should be like it's a. physical job where you're rescuing. people. You have to be able to.

physically carry people. You have to. rescue them. Firefighters when I was a. kid were the [ __ ] big brutal men. Beast getting down doors. [ __ ]. houses. They look like former football. players. There's this guy I used to play. pool with. Ray the fireman because. everybody in the pool hall I was Joe the. comedian. Everybody had a nickname based. on what you did. Ray the fireman was a. [ __ ] house. He's just this big. [ __ ] like big Irish guy, you know? Like, of course he's a fireman. Look at. him. That guy was going to kick down a.

door, carry your [ __ ] husband, throw. him over his shoulder, run through the. flames, throw him on the lawn. He does. it all the time. He's an animal. Like. Veto's lover in the Sopranos. Remember. he was a fireman. Remember he was the. gay dude? I forgot about that scene. Then he killed himself in real life. Yeah. Oh, did he really? after that show. because they thought he was gay. I don't. know. I read hope it wasn't that. I hope. they didn't taunt him for being gay. You. imagine you get your shot. Hey Joey, I. got good news and bad news. Good news is.

you're going to be on the Sopranos. Bad news is you got to [ __ ] a guy and. you got to swap spit with him. You got. to swap spit on camera. Yeah, but you're. on the Sopranos. What are you going to. do? Depends on what you want to do. If. you're a regular guy and that's your. first acting gig, I suggest you pass. I. suggest you pass. I couldn't swap. You. have to be like a Jared Leto type dude. to pull that. off. Died of a self-inflicted gunshot. wound December 16th, 2008 at the age of.

47. And he was a firefighter, a former. firefighter. Who knows? I mean, when when did he die? How long after the show? try to find that. Go pull it back up. again because it just said. so he died in 2008. So the show was. running in 2008, right? Yep. Was Soprano still on in. 2008? No. No, it was off by then, I. think. No, 2009, maybe. I I don't know.

Let's find that out and then we'll have. an answer. But um I would imagine if. you're a guy, an Italian guy or. whatever, and you go back to the. neighborhood and you've been playing, it. ended June 10th, 2007. So right after it. ended, I guess. Right after it ended, he. waxed. himself. That's so. unfortunate. It's another beautiful. thing about the comedy community. Like, nobody gives a [ __ ] if you're gay. Nobody. Like Tim Dylan. Tim Dylan just.

he's just one of us. It's just we're all. like the lesbians that come there and. hang out. They're just one of us. No one. gives a flying [ __ ] It's just if you're. not funny, nobody wants to hang out with. you. If you're not funny, like get out. of the green room. You know what I mean? But if you're funny, who cares? No one. cares. Do you remember the kid from. Houston? Which one? The guy that used to. always wear football shirts. Yes. Where. did he he passed away? He That was my. brother. What was his name? God damn it.

I loved him. I loved him. It's [ __ ]. escaping my mind. With the little hat. on. You're going to remember his time. Had he come up to you and give you a hug. all the time? I haven't seen him in so. long. When did he die? I don't know. Maybe 10 years ago. Did he. talk about being gay on stage? No, but he told me he was gay all the. time. Oh, yeah. Well, he was gay. He. would go to those army things just to. [ __ ] men. Well, he just looked like a. football player. Like a big form He. looked like a Shane Gillis type dude. Yeah. Like a big former football player. But he was gay. But he was gay. He. always wore football jerseys. Always.

football jersey. That's how we trick. him. Sweetheart of a guy. But again, same situation, Joey. That guy was one. of us. He just hung out with us. No, I. loved him to death. He just hung out. with us. I love that dude to death. It. didn't even matter to me that he was. Listen, that's never mattered to me. You. got to remember, I was a Judas Priest. fan in high school. That dude's just gay. as hell. First time I saw Nobody knew. Isn't that funny? I [ __ ] knew in 79. Nobody comes out with a little hat with. a whip, you know? I saw him at the. palladium. I'm like comment. Oh my god. Did you ever read You just have to try.

to read his book. Really? Jimmy. Florentine gave it to me. You have to. try to read it. Is it crazy? I'll just. tell you one story that there was a guy. in Chicago like a a stylist that used to. tell him he wanted dick always bust. You. know those people, those women, come on, Joe. Come on. What you know? And you're. like, "Come on. It's never going to. happen." And he said finally he got. pissed off one day and he took the guy. up in his office. He goes, "I [ __ ] him. so hard I blew out with his O-ring. I. had to go to the. hospital. I'm reading this going, "This.

is my type of [ __ ] guy. I love this. [ __ ] guy." Well, you got to think. what Rob Halford did when he was at the. head of Judas Priest. He got all these. straight guys to dress like they're in a. gay biker gang because they wanted to be. cool like Judas Priest. He changed the. style of a kind of music. He really did. I loved them. How many straight guys. dressed like gay bikers, not even. knowing what they were doing? They just. thought, you know, this is how you dress. for this kind of music. But it was. because of Rob Alfred. [ __ ] Rob. And.

he's still out. You know, I uh had him. on a show once. There he is. That bad. [ __ ] You got another thing. coming. I had a buddy of mine in high. school who loved that song and he used. like a quote of it in his uh in his. yearbook. And I always remember. thinking, "Wow, that's the coolest. quote." Like if you think you're going. to sit around, let your chip away my. brain. Listen, I ain't fooling and you. better think again. Out there is a. fortune waiting to be had. You think I. let it go? You're mad. You got another.

thing coming. [ __ ] great album. Great. [ __ ] That kid never did anything. though. No, he never left the town. He. fell apart. And here's the weirdest. thing about Judas Priest. What? His. writing. That's what I [ __ ] died. about. His writing. Cuz he would write. and you're thinking he's writing about a. woman. He's writing about [ __ ] He's. writing about a man. And he has a song. called Burning Up that is. so. [ __ ] over the top. I know you feel. the same. I know you feel the flame.

burning deep inside of you, burning you. up, breaking you down, breaking you out. in a cold sweat. But when you lose. control of your very soul, your desire. takes over. You'll feel the heatwave. You'll answer my way. And suddenly you. know that you're burning up. Ooh, that. is a bad mother. When I heard that, I'm. like, "Oh, let me hear that, Jamie. We'll have to edit this out of the. YouTube." For the folks at home, please.

seek it online. Here we go. Listen to. the way it. starts. It's like a. satellite. This is back before. satellites. Like before we had modems. Oo, this is 1980. This is on a hell bent. for leather.

tour. You could let songs cook back. then, you know, like time. Pink Floyd. time. Oh, baby. Guess what? just got added to the. Spotify playlist. [Music]. You dish the hot stuff up. You keep me.

waiting. So I play it dirty till your. body is. breaking. We've got to make love. The. time is right. We got to make love. tonight cuz we're burning. [Music]. up. You make. me feed my. food. But I'll make it easy cuz I see.

straight through you. [Music]. There you go. Yeah. Hot hot gay love. So. when I read when I read those lyrics, I'm like, that's the most brilliant. [ __ ] thing. That's a dark the darkest thing about. gay people today is that some of them. are in the closet other than homophobia. is that other there's a genuinely people. that hate gays, but that's rare. Nobody.

hates gays. No, there's there's 2025. I. can't see you. You know, it's all around. us. So, if you're still hating, you got. a [ __ ] problem. There there's guys. that have been molested when they were. young. Um, they get angry at gay people. Not on and not not that it makes sense. I'm not justifying it, but I I've met. guys that had problems with gay people. They were like very scared around gay. people, but it was because they got. molested by a pedophile, right? That. happened. Pedophile and being gay. Two. different [ __ ] things. Big. difference. So, I'm just saying like.

there are people and there's very. religious people that don't like gay. people, but most normal people don't. give a [ __ ] Most normal people don't. give a [ __ ] and they shouldn't. It's. stupid. It's a dumb thing to think. about. Like, I don't It's just like, if. you're not having sex with me, what do I. care? Like, who cares? This episode is. brought to you by the farmer's dog. I've. been asking dog owning friends what they. feed their dogs, and most of them are. surprised by the question. And I get it. For decades, kibble was the only option. But as humans have been eating.

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pre-revolution Cubans, they like. Italians, too. Cath go in a room if. there's a gay man in the room. I always. thought that was the [ __ ] you can't be. in I won't go in there. Why? Cuz you're. a machismo type of dude. So that but my. mother was the one that goes, "No, they're [ __ ] And then we had a gay. guy in our neighborhood. I told you. about this guy. He was he worked at my. mother. He was a a designer on Broadway. for some plays. He would design the. cows. Okay. But at night he sold coke.

He was like this is like 1975. And he. would come to the bar and I knew he was. gay. His name was Mading. We call him. Mading and Marikong because that's what. that means in Spanish. Mikong means [ __ ]. in Spanish. So that was his open name in. the Cuban community. But one day he came. into my mother's bar and there was two. bookies. I was like a kid. And I was. playing that shuffle board. Uhhuh. Remember when you play the sawdust and. you spray? I'm playing the shuffle board. and he was right there and the two. bookies were in the corner and the one.

guy goes, "Look who it is. My thing and. my gong." And this [ __ ] pulled. out a 32. Oh Jesus. And he goes, "Listen, I'm going to tell the both of. you that unless you suck my dick or I. [ __ ] ass, you don't have the right to. call me Martin the fag." So say it. again. I'm going to shoot both these. And my mom's yelling at him. Martin, Martin, Coco's behind you. if they start. shooting at each other. I'm right here. I look I lift my head up. I'm like, "Hold." And Martin's like, "And all a. sudden Martin left." So the next day I. guess he called my mother to apologize. And Martin, my mother made Martin come.

and apologize to me. And when he opened. the door and he was like, "I'm very. sorry about pulling out the gun." I go, "Fuck that. You're my new Charles. Bronson." I gave him a [ __ ] hug and. he became my best friend after that. And. I respected him because he was going. through hate. Yeah. Really? In the. mid70s, he would come back once a week. with a black eye or busted lip. He went. to a bl bar bar in the village and. there'd be guys waiting for him on the. way out. And I always respected that. dude. Like always respected him for. that. The problem with bullies and. bigots and all people that attack people.

like that is all the is the same problem. in all walks of society. It's weak men. It's almost always just weak men. Weak. stupid men that want to find someone to. pick on. Want to find someone that's not. bothering them at all and [ __ ] with them. because they're weak. That's all it is. That's all it is. It's all but that's. all it is. Like the woke people that. scream at you and want you to do what. they want. The people that want to like. spray paint swastikas on Teslas. It's. the same thing. It's weak men. Mostly.

weak men. A bunch of crazy women and. they're all together in this big pile of. suck that's connected to a political. ideology. But most people, you know, you. shouldn't care. And if you do care, you. just weren't around. I I was around gay. people when I was real young. Unfortunately, I lived in San Francisco. when I was 7 years old and we were in. the middle of gay land. I mean, it was. San Francisco in the 70s, dude. It was. gay as [ __ ] during the Vietnam War in. San Francisco. I remember I'd be walking. down the street with my stepdad once and.

a guy whistled at him. I was like, "Oh. shit." Like kind of uncomfortable. Like. he didn't freak out. He's just like. shook his head, shook his head like, "What the fuck?" When they whistle out. with a little kid, he's walking with a. sevenyear-old and this guy whistled him. down. That guy didn't give a [ __ ] about. kids. He's not making any. He doesn't. care. So, um, we had these next door. neighbors who these gay this gay couple. and my aunt used to, uh, smoke weed with. them and they'd get naked and play. bongos. And she loved the fact that she. could get naked with these guys cuz they. didn't didn't try to [ __ ] her. So, they.

all just get naked together and smoke. weed and play bongos. It was hilarious. They were really nice people. So, like. my experience with gay people was just. like they're everywhere. It's normal. So. when I moved to Florida, I had a a. friend. My friend uh was Cuban. His name. was Candy. His last name was Candido. We. called him Candy. And uh Candy was with. his dad. And his dad throws a newspaper. down on the [ __ ] table. God damn it. And he's like, "What? What's going on?". It's like, "These [ __ ] [ __ ] are. trying to marry each other." And I. remember I was 11 years old and I was.

like, "Why do you care?" Like he was. getting he threw the newspaper at the. table because of gay marriage. I'm like, "Why do you care?" I'm like, "What a. fool. You're a grown ass man and you. care about that. Like, who cares if they. get married? Yeah, I know. He was cute. But he was mad, bro. But [ __ ] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They want to try to get. married cuz you know they've been. [ __ ] with gays with marriage forever. It's so wrong, man. It's so wrong. There's nothing. Listen, I see it and it.

doesn't bother me at all. It's just like. everything else. It's just there's a. certain percentage of society that are. just born gay and there's plenty of them. to hang out with each other and they. should be your friends. Yes. Scott. No. The the football player. Oh yes. Scott. That's his first name. Now we got to. work on his last name. Oh, god damn it. Scott. Yeah. I need to call somebody otherwise. this is Do you got Matty Kers's number? We should call Matty Kers. He wouldn't. know. No. Somebody from That's going to drive.

me nuts. Somebody from Houston would. know cuz I don't want to call somebody. online and have to describe him and then. people go, "Oh, you described Scott.". Well, what I was thinking you were. saying was Jeff Scott. Jeff Scott from. the Comedy Store is another example of a. gay guy who was our brother. Brother. He. was our brother. That guy. That's it. Scott Kennedy. Scott Kennedy. Look at. him with his New Orleans shirt on. Scott. Kennedy was awesome. Awesome. Sorry, I. forgot his name, but he's not around to. be embarrassed. How did he die? I don't know. Look at. him with Craig Fergus. always had uh.

football jerseys on. I mean, that guy. did not look gay. Like, he looked like a. big old football player. Like, you could. see him in the backyard like like. smoking a whole hog with a bunch of boys. drinking Bud Lights. But here's the. problem. Here's what I felt from Scott. Cuz I met him in Houston and then we. connected in LA like 2000. When he. hugged me, I didn't feel threatened. No, not at all. When Jeff Scott hugged me, never I never felt threat. No, no, no, no, no. I I have to. Eric Roachcher when. he hugs me, my the kid at the comedy. store, I hug him with all my [ __ ].

heart. And I don't even feel that type. of [ __ ] I never felt that. I've only. felt that once ever from one comedian. and it was at the Montreal Comedy. Festival and he was drunk and he. wouldn't stop. He kept touching me, too. Kept touching me and telling me he. wanted me to take me. upstairs. Yeah, that was very. unfortunate because he was just drunk. and I don't even think he thought I was. gay. And I don't even think he thought I. would do it. I think he was just trying. to make me uncomfortable, you know, but. he was definitely like last call for. alcohol, like hitting on people and he.

was. hammered. I was thinking like, imagine. being a girl and this is happening where. you fear for your life. Cuz I threatened. him. I said, "Dude, I'm going to stomp a. [ __ ] hole in your chest if you keep. doing this. Leave me alone." And that. was enough. But if you're a girl, you. can't say that. If you're a girl, you. got to go seriously, leave me alone. You. got to find authorities. You got to go. to the [ __ ] go to the front desk. go. to the bar like the the the check out. people and say, "Can you guys call the. police, please? This guy I don't want to.

walk to my car. Can someone walk me into. my car?" You got to be worried about. that. That. sucks. But that's rare with guys. That's. that's happened to me once in 57 years. where a guy uncomfortably hit on me and. wouldn't stop. One other time at the. store, but that wasn't as as blatant. It. was just he kept touching me. like, "Stop [ __ ] touching me." You know, there's there's gay guys that like push. those limits. Like, if you were a girl. and a guy kept putting his hand on your.

leg, he'd be like, "Hey, stop doing. that. Like, why do you keep grabbing me? Why do you keep touching my body? Why do. you keep touching my legs? Stop. That's. [ __ ] weird. You're crossing lines. And I don't know what other lines you're. thinking about crossing. So, let's stop. this.". But that's not most gay people, you. know? I have these uh friends that I. live next to in California. They're gay. and they're super Republican now. It's.

hilarious. I followed them on Facebook. They're [ __ ] super Republican now. They're they're all in against the Dems. How they've ruined California. Cuz these. guys are they're conservative gay. couple. They're married. They got a kid. And they're just like enough of this. The world is changing, brother. Yeah. Well, that that's a good thing that the. world is changing, you know, because. there's Do you know the guy who invented. um the Turing test? You know what the.

Turing test is? His name is Allan. Turing. And he's um he is a scientist. He he. invented a test that they say AI has. passed. And this test is where you can. talk to a computer and not be able to. tell that it's a computer. It behaves. like a human. It thinks like a human. and it communicates like a human where. it's in disccernible. That's the the. touring test. AI has recently passed the. touring test. Well, this guy this he was. in England when this happened, right,

Jamie? Where they they forced him to. take medication. He got arrested for. being gay in like the. 1950s and they forced him to take. medication that made him sterile, made. him impotent so he couldn't have sex. Like they they forced him to take like. hormone blockers that they give to sex. offenders, you know, chemical castration. when they do that to sex offenders. And. then he killed himself. The guy who. invented the method of determining. whether or not AI has become sensient. gets murdered by dumb apes who don't.

like that he's gay. How crazy is. that? I'm not [ __ ] that story up, right? I'm confirming. I'm pretty sure that's when they give. you blockers to to sexual offenders. When do they give you that? Well, they. don't always do it, you know, but uh. it's called chemical castration. And by. the way, it's the same chemicals, the. same drugs that they use on kids when. they give them hormone blockers. So, when you talk to a they're talking about. a child getting puberty blockers, you.

know, oh, it's totally reversible. The. [ __ ] it is. the [ __ ] it is. That's the. same [ __ ] It's chemical castration. It's not reversible. That child is never. going to fully develop. If they get on. hormone blockers and then when they're. 18, they go, "You know what? I think I. actually am a man." Too late. Too late. Because from 13 to 15, you suppressed. your. testosterone. Okay, here it is. Turing. was later convicted by the advice of his. brother and his own solicitor and he.

entered a plea of guilty. uh in the case Regina versus Turring and. Murray was brought to trial on the 31st. of March 1952. Turing was convicted and. given a choice between imprisonment and. probation. His probation would be. conditional on his agreement to undergo. hormonal physical changes designed to. reduce libido known as chemical. castration. He accepted the option of. injections of what was then called. Stilbo. um now known as.

dilbrol or dees a synthetic ostrogen. This feminization of his body was. continued for the course of one year. The treatment rendered Turing impotent. and caused breast tissue to form. In a. letter, Touring wrote that no doubt I. shall emerge from it all a different. man, but quite who I've not found out. Murray was given a conditional dis. discharge. So Murray must have been the. guy he was having sex with. That's so. crazy, man.

Arrested for being gay 1954 at his. house. Uh Turing's housekeeper found him. dead. postmortems held that evening. determined that he had died from the. previous day at age 41 with cyanide. poisoning cited as the cause of. death. He had an apple lay half eaten. beside his bed. Although apples not. tested for cyanide, it was speculated. that this was the means in which Turing. had consumed a fatal dose. So he [ __ ]. killed himself cuz they chemically. castrated him. you know, founder of.

computer science and crypto. cryptographer whose work was key to. breaking the wartime enigma. codes. So, this guy like helped the. British crack codes. And what did they. do? They injected him with poison so. that his dick wouldn't work. So, he. couldn't [ __ ] guys anymore, which is. what he wanted. He was Imagine that if. they were everyone was gay, everyone. and you were straight and you're like, "I don't want any dick. This is crazy.".

Like guys keep trying to offer your dick. like, "No, no, no, no. Is there anything. else?" And then you meet girls like, "Oh, look. They're so soft and so. pretty. That's what I like. I like. girls." And like, "No, you don't. No, you're going to take this gay drug until. you get that out of your system or we're. going to chemically castrate you. You. can't be having sex with girls. Like, but they're so pretty. They're so lovely. to be around. I'm so attracted to them.". No. No. No. No. Only guys. That's. crazy. That's how stupid these people,

especially like when you get to like. serious fundamentalist rigid religions. which want to throw them off. roofs. This part of Middle East, they. throw them off the roof. Round up all. the gay. guys. Throw them off the roof and. everybody watches and cheers. Yay. Crazy. Like I said, it's a different world out. there, my friend. It is a different. world out there. But it's the world out. there that could be just like the world. here. It could go this way here. Like. this is what people don't understand.

Just how Los Angeles fell apart. The. United States could fall apart, too. You. know, like look at Iran. We were looking. at Iran the other day in photographs. from the 1970s. Girls had miniskirts. They all look really hot. The guys had. no shirts on with six-packs walking down. the street. Everyone's smiling. Looks. like Europe. It looks like you're in. Italy. And now it's a. religious country. It's run by a. dictatorship. Like you you criticize the. government, they execute you. They. executed a Olympic gold medalist in.

wrestling. Yeah. The UFC even tried to. get them to stop. They plead they. pleaded to try to get him to stop. They. tried to get Trump to get him to or was. it during the Biden administration or. the Trump administration? I don't. remember. But they tried to get the. president to somehow or another talk to. Iran and not kill this guy. They killed him because he spoke against. the government allegedly. But you don't. even have to really have spoken against. the government. That's what's so. scary. You just have to be accused of. speaking against the government. I mean,

in this day and age, any like a friend. of mine's uh Twitter account got hacked. and he got fished. They sent him an. email and he didn't, you know, he's not. that sophisticated with that stuff and. so he got fished and then I heard he got. fished. So, um, I go to my, um, Twitter. just cuz I never check my DMs, but I did. it just cuz I knew he got fished. And I. went into my DM and it was him asking me. for my email address after he got. fished. So, I was like, this. [ __ ] he's trying to get me now.

So someone could easily get your account. and then or use, you know, some sort of. code cracker or figure out your code. then start posting stuff for you against. the government. Especially if you're in. Iran, like they they probably already. have all your passcodes for everything. over there. They probably been like. spying on everybody's computer from the. jump. They probably just go to the. database. What's Joey Diaz's Facebook. password? Okay, post a bunch of [ __ ]. there about these government the people. in government should all be lined up and. shot. They they all suck dicks.

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ziprecruiter.com/rogan. Zip Intro. Post. jobs today. Talk to qualified candidates. tomorrow. Duncan scared the [ __ ] out of. me. We were talking about this the other. day about Ukraine and and Russia. He's. like, you know, there's people in Russia. that are just in Russia because they. tweeted against the government. And you. know what they do with those people? They put them in prison. And you know. what happens when the war breaks out? They give them the option like you could. either be in jail forever or you can go. fight in the war. And so they go to the.

front line and they get killed by. American weapons, guys who are tweeting. against Putin. It's like he can use it. to get rid of his political. enemies. Crazy. And this is all while you and I. at the same time hanging out in Boston. or hanging out in Austin rather eating. barbecue. You know, like it could go. that way here, too. Just like it went. that way in Iran, it could go that way. in the United States. Just like LA fell. apart. LA 20 years ago was amazing. Amazing. Do you remember LA in 2005? We.

were having the time of our lives. 96. Oh my god. We were having the time of. our lives. The restaurants were great. There was music playing everywhere. It. was fun. There was a lot of great. comedy. We had a good group of guys. we're all hanging out with. LA was. great. Yeah, there was still some. traffic, but you know, was the weather. was great. People were generally pretty. nice, a lot nicer than they were on the. East Coast. It's not even the same place. anymore. And that can happen anywhere. That can happen in the United States. If.

something terrible happens in the United. States, new laws get passed, new. restrictions, that can happen anywhere. That's why I talk about it so much. People like, "Why do you obsess about it. so much?" Because you need to be paying. attention. Because when it's too late, when they've already got complete. control of what you could say on social. media and they got you locked down, you're in trouble. You're in trouble. because so many other things are coming. that they're aware of. And the big one. is automation. Joey, when automation comes, and this is.

what um Andrew Yang was kind of running. on when he was running for president, and I had him in, and it was a very. interesting conversation because it was. something that I hadn't considered that. all these jobs are. gone. You know, there's parts of the. world like uh there's ports in China now. where it's 100% controlled by robots. There's a few people that run around, do. maintenance and stuff, but everything. screens, everything is super efficient. These robots pick up the packages. They. make an inventory of everything's in. there. Everything gets logged into the.

computer. They put it into these. trucks and before you know it, they're. going to have electric trucks that drive. themselves. That's why the strike. happened in Jersey all over with the. team with the long shoreman. Yes. Because they know it. They don't have. much left. They don't have much time. left. They don't have much time left. It's [ __ ] crazy how industry has just. dwindled in this country. I know. You. know, and Americans really don't see. that. See, cuz everybody's [ __ ] into. traveling and being cool. The gift that.

I had from doing comedy was I really got. to see the country. I really got to see. the ins and outs. And when I was a. feature actor, I would ask questions. You know, like when you don't sit in a. hotel all day and you just go out and. you go to a movie theater and you ask. questions and people tell you, "Oh my. god, that's a great restaurant. Go. there." You know, you look at cities. like Cleveland. Okay, I don't know if a. lot of people know this. 20 years ago. with all the jokes and [ __ ] Cleveland. had more Puerto Ricans than New York. City. Really? Because there was a. [ __ ] car plant there. Oh. And they.

were building cars there. You know, I. remember being a [ __ ] kid and going. to Detroit for a basketball tournament. or something stupid and seeing that. city. It was. 197677. That city was [ __ ] booming. Detroit was one of the richest cities in. the world. Booming. It was the murder. capital at the time. Was it still even. back then? Yeah. Yeah. Because when I. met my buddy in the 80s, it was he was. from Detroit and it was the murder. capital. But 7576 that city was booming, bro. Yeah. You know, Buffalo, New York, booming. Fisher Price, all these other.

companies left. You know, that's what I. saw. Cleveland, Pittsburgh. Yeah. Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh Steel. Yep. I. went to Pittsburgh two years ago. Half. the [ __ ] was closed down, brother. Yep. You know, so when I Youngtown, same. thing. Youngstown. What? No. Wasn't it. was downtown Pittsburgh, like just. around that area I went to? No, but. Youngstown was like that too, right? Was. it? Youngstown was a much better. environment than it is now. I believe. Tony told me Tony's from destroyed those. parts of the country. Now, I don't know.

what happened in Nebraska. They could. have had their own problems in Wyoming. I just know that little stretch. Buffalo, Cleveland, you know, [ __ ]. Cincinnati. All those towns that were. booming. Y have just disappeared. They. got gutted. All the jobs went overseas. So if you're going to bring this country. back, it's got to start with that. We. got to go back to that that to make us. strong again. And yeah, we're going to. have to [ __ ] sweat it out for 10. months. But you know what? Three years. 10 years ago, I [ __ ] was getting.

those $100 day movies and I said, I'm. not doing them anymore. For a year, I. didn't work as an actor. Then finally, I. got a high-scale movie because I kept. saying no. Yeah. To the low movies. That's how you lift up a little bit. That's how you bump up by just saying. [ __ ] no. We didn't want to do this. all of a sudden and we need to do this. We need to get this country hopping. again. The problem is they gave corporations an. opportunity to make more money at the. sacrifice of all those jobs in America. And the problem with corporations is. they they have an obligation to.

constantly make more money and labor. Yeah. But but no, but that's the way you. make more money is by having no labor. And not just that, no health insurance. This is, you know, the Ron, not Ron. Paul. Um, what's his name? Ross Bro. Ros Perau. uh talked about that. We were talking. about with Ron White the other day that. he was explaining that if you change. these regulations and make it cheaper. and easier for these people to go and. make he said, "You're going to hear a. giant sucking sound as all the. businesses go south." And that's exactly.

what happened. That's exactly what. happened. And he he called that in the. 1990s. That was my boy. Yeah. I voted. for him. I love Russell. Always did. always. That's a real [ __ ] American. right there. He was They threatened him, dude. They They threatened his his. family. Like he pulled out of the he was. going to run again a second time and he. said he's not going to do it because his. family was under threat and that he. considered serious. He was dangerous cuz he he could ruin. the election. Like he Bush they thought. was going to win a second term, but Ross.

Bro came along and conservative people. that didn't really want to believe in. the Republican party anymore. like this. party's just as full of [ __ ] as the. left. They saw this Ross Pearl guy and. they went, "Oh, okay." He took a. considerable amount of the vote and most. of it would be against what Herbert. Walker Bush would have got. And then. Clinton came along and [ __ ] wasn't. even supposed to win that year. Bam. Now. he's in. Let's go. Remember, they're. paying for this with your money. I'm. paying for this with my money. Exactly. That was his [ __ ] classic [ __ ] That.

was hysterical. You remember when he had. that half hour show on TV where he. explained how the Federal Reserve works? I don't remember that. Yeah. He took. over he bought a a half hour of regular. prime time TV to explain to people how. you're getting [ __ ]. He's explaining all the scams that. you're that that are being run on you. that you don't know about. And this is. why I'm running for president. I'm like, whoa, look at this guy. That guy [ __ ]. did something. that a lot of people don't know. Yeah.

When his employees got kidnapped in Iran. and he went in there and took him out. and he hired like a like a Marlon Brando. from Apocalypse Now to to train his. employees. Really? Yeah. He was a. retired colonel. Some badass Vietnam. So. it was his actual employees that went. and got him out. Yeah, that's the story. He he trained he made his employees. It's a for We're family. Whoa. We're. going over. And he made a promise to the. people's families that he would have him. back by Christmas. And he had him back.

by Christmas. Wow. And and Kissinger. kept giving them [ __ ] a hard time. Bunch of people kept giving him a hard. time. He did not give a [ __ ] He goes, "I'm doing it." I gave those people my. word. His word was word, dog. How much. money was he worth? Billions. Yeah. He was a billionaire back then in. the in the 90s already, I believe. So, how much money was Ross Bro worth? Who's a billionaire? Yeah. Which back. then, so 1990 billionaire, it's probably.

like it's probably just double the. billions, whatever it is. Probably. something like that or maybe triple the. bill. Did he get oil money? At the time, 92, he was the 13th wealthiest man in. America. Net worth around four billion. So what is 4 billion from that time. worth today? Let's guess. Three billion. Eight billion. Eight. Yeah, I'm going. say nine. I might be way off though. I'm just I'm. completely guessing. Just under seven. There you go. We're.

both wrong. H That's a lot of money. though. Still, it's almost double. Yo, what about the chief of police in my. own town? They [ __ ] on his desk. Yeah. Why'd he do that? I don't know. Was he proving a point? What was the. What was up with that? No, man. I heard. he's a good dude, but he's a prankster. Oh, he's like a prankster type of dude. He sends [ __ ] So, he's like Ari. Shafir. Yeah. He sends like packages to.

your house and he's one of those dudes, you know. And uh I don't know. That's I. guarantee it was like a joke and it just. blew up. Now it's national. Now you got. nowhere to go, you know. Oh my god. Did. you see what Ari did once he shoved a. note up his ass and he [ __ ] it out on. stage and read it? Look at your face. I don't want nobody to read a note out. of their ass. I don't want you [ __ ].

in the room with me. What kind of. parasites and bugs and No, he's got. hemorrhoids. He's got all sorts of stuff. is flying through the air. Every breath. you breathe is Ari [ __ ] gas flying. around. He's a [ __ ] nut. He's so. crazy. He has not stopped at all. Like. it is not ending. No. I'm going to his. thing next week. He's never grown up. No, no, he's never grown up. It's not. happening. He's getting married, right? Or he got married or something like. that. So, he's already married. Yeah. He's got a little. celebration party and [ __ ] What? I.

don't even know what the [ __ ] it is. It's going to be a [ __ ] carnival of. psychopaths. Dog, I was telling you the. other night, I got really [ __ ] high. I got home and I couldn't sleep and I. started watching old fights. I even. watched a Papino Quuez fight. Oh yeah, that dude was fast. Yeah, he was good. He was good. And I watched You ever see. him versus Tommy Hearns? No. See if you. can find Papino Quavez versus Tommy. Hearns. I'm 90% sure that's who I'm.

talking about. Papino Quz was I think a. little thinner of a guy. I don't know. Wasn't he a 47? Maybe I'm wrong. Thomas Hearns was a 47. Yes. He started his career 47, went all. the way up to light heavyweight. Yeah, Papino Quavers versus Tommy. Hearns. One of the. most memorable moments of the early days. of uh Tommy Hearns's uh like when he was. like at the peak of his powers. Tommy. Hearns was nuking people, man. Just.

nuking. people. He had such a reach and such. width for 45. He was such a physical. freak. And he was big, but he had cra I. mean long and skinny, but crazy power, which like generally like thin guys. don't have the same kind of power as. like the muscular guys. But Tommy Hearns. was kind of like Deontay Wilder. He was. both thin and muscular at the same time. And some, you know, skinny legs, man. But my god, the [ __ ] torque that guy.

had in his punches. You got to think of. the leverage cuz his shoulders are so. wide. So it's when he twists his hips. and he's got those long arms coming your. way with all those [ __ ] back muscles. and the core engaged. [ __ ] blam. Hey, blam. When was the last time there was a. fight like this from Detroit? Well, Tommy's from Detroit. No, no, but. I'm saying they don't even have fights. like this in Detroit. They're so poor. now. Oh, is this Was this in Detroit? Yeah. Oh, wow. Well, that's Tommy's. hometown, you know.

He was hunting people. You ever seen him. knock out Roberto Duran? Dog, I watched. it. That's what I was watch. I watched. Listen to the triple feature. I watched. I watched Duran. Haggler Haggler. Yeah. Back that up a sec. Back that up a. sec. Look, he's measuring him with his. left. Watch this. He's measuring him. And watch this. Boom. Holy [ __ ] Oh my. goodness, son. Holy [ __ ] Oh my. goodness. Oh my goodness. That Tommy.

Hearns, that kind of power was. crazy. Yeah, you better stop that fight. My. goodness. Tommy Hearns was all He was a. one hitter quitter. Face plant Roberto. Durant, bro. Him and Haggler. What a crazy fight. Had to stop and roll. it back. He rolling it back. The crazy. thing about that fight is they they did. not box at all. They went to war. They. went to war. There was no boxing, slipping. There was no fainting. Marvin.

Haggard just said, "Fuck you." and ran. at. him. He just ran at him and just [ __ ]. just started smashing. It was non-stop. Yeah, there was like a minute and a. half. It was nonfucking stop. Tommy. broke his hand in the first round. So, in the first round when they first. come out, the greatest round of boxing. Look at this [ __ ] Yep. God, Haggler was. good.

He's another one who died right after. the vaccine. Look at this. Right away. Right hook to. the body. Just charging. Charging. forward. Charging forward. [ __ ] this. [ __ ] this boxer on the outside. I'm. trying to get in there. Boom. To the. body. again. Boom. Right hand. Boom. Just. going to [ __ ] war, dude. Right here. I mean, highp profofile two world. champions completely throwing it all out. the window. Just whailing on each other.

Holy [ __ ] Joe. Boom. Left hand boom. Boom. The thing about Haggler was his. discipline was [ __ ] supreme, man. That never got that guy never got out of. shape. He always would break guys, break. their will. Boom, boom, boom. So, by. this time, Tommy probably already has a. broken hand. So, he broke it on. Haggler's head somewhere in the first. So, now he's throwing the jab. So, I bet.

his hand's already broken. See, it's all. left hands now. He threw that right. hand, but he was weak. You know, he. didn't he didn't really hurt him with. the right hand. He's like pulling it. back as he's throwing it. See, he's just trying to touch him with. that right hand. That that left hand is. all he's got left. His right hand is. cooked. And Hearns has decided to start moving. and boxing, which is not like his style. See, like even when he's landing that.

right hand, he's got no power behind it. now. And Sugar Ray Letter's talking [ __ ] in. the commentary. Both fighters are. balancing. Tommy catch. Haggler could take a shot too better. than anybody. He only has one knockdown accredited to. him his entire career, but it wasn't a. knockdown. He fought Ron Raldan and Ron. Juan Raldan like kind of cuffed him in.

the back of the neck and like pushed him. forward and Haggler fell forward and. touched the ground and the referee. mistakenly called it a knockdown. The. only time he's ever been down. Took. bombs from the greatest punchers in the. division. beat everybody except Sugar. Ray. And I think the only reason why he. lost to Sugar Ray was I think the fix. was in in that fight, son. I watched. that fight many times. Many times. Yeah. There something about it. Something. about it. And then Haggar leaves and. goes to become a movie star in Italy.

Come on. And his trainers are the. Petronelli brothers in Brockton, Massachusetts. Come on. Shut the [ __ ]. up. You know how much money was on. Haggler to win? Probably. You know, there's probably some sort of a deal. Like, look, the odds are very favorable. in Aqua's direction. If we can get a bet. on Leonard, we can clean up here. We can. get Marvin to just like, you know, don't. put him away. Just touch him a little. bit. Touch him. He never has him hurt. Never has him hurt in the whole fight.

Just He was so good. I just He didn't. seem right. It seemed like almost he was. like sparring. sometimes. Hard to say, though. Sugar. was so good, too. the guy could come back after all those. years off. You know, he had one fight, got dropped, said he was retiring, and. then comes back and decides he's going. to fight Haggler, and then he wins. And. then Haggler's like, "I'm done. I'm. done. I'm going to go to Italy and make. terrible movies.".

You ever see those Marvin Haggler. movies? No. Oh, you got to see some. clips. No, Joey, they're the dumbest. movies of all time. Haggler punches. people, they go flying through the air. No, I'm not watching. I love Marvin Agma. too much. No, they're fun. Look, he was. having a good. time. I bet he was a huge star in Italy, but that's that to me it's like. everything seems fishy. The fight seemed. fishy to me. The decision seemed fishy. to me. And then Haggler goes off and. becomes a movie star and I go, "Okay, in.

Italy. How does that happen? How do you. get. connected? How does that happen? Look. how bad this movie is. Would call me. Look how bad this movie is. The power of. Commando. The world has to know what's. happening here. It's the thrill packed. feature action fans are waiting for. I. want those Indios. Marvelous Marvin. Haggler returns from the original Indio. Indo 2, the revolt. The jungle is. shrinking. This year could do the.

highway to our jungle. It's paid by the. mine and greed is spreading. You had. better start praying to your god that we. finish the highway before the rainy. season here. Only one man is mean. enough. I know many of us may die, but. it is better to die than to live like. slaves. Mad enough. Tell them the days. of running and hiding are over. This is. your land. Will you lead us, my friend? Sometimes. It's hilarious. I I don't see one.

Italian. There's not one [ __ ] Italian. That. guy. That guy. That guy with his. mustache. That was Sergio. I got to be. in this movie. You get You hit me with a. left hand. Come on. I got one. scene. Hilarious. Wow. I didn't even know that [ __ ] Yeah, that guy was my hero when I was a kid. And they didn't even make him like a. shaft or anything. They made him go into. like the [ __ ] I can see we put him with. kind of the black. Italian movies. It's. an Italian movie. They made them in.

Italy. There's a lot of movies being. made in Italy. That's why they call. those spaghetti westerns, right? You. know that. Did you ever hear of those. story? Like how interesting that is? The. Sergio Leone movies. Well, when it I I. just saw something about it maybe eight. months ago, but there's a thing in my. channel 11 in Jersey on Saturday. It's. called I am. And every week they have. somebody else on and it's brilliant. show. I am Bruce Lee. I am this. I am. that. It's just brilliant. And they had. what were we just talking about? Marvin.

Hankler. No, they had an I am about. somebody. Oh, uh, Clint Eastwood. Clint. Eastwood. And it was how he would go and. shoot the movies and then they would. send them the films and he'd have to do. ADR in LA. Oh, really? [ __ ]. interesting [ __ ] I didn't know anything. about this stuff. So, why did he have to. do AD? So, ADR, what does that stand. for? It's for your voice. What does it. stand for, though? Automated dialogue. replacement. Thank you. Audio engineer. When he shot the movies, he was just. talking. So then when he'd get them.

after they put them together, he would. lay the American in them. Oh, I see. And. now, you know, he would send them back. and they would send them back. And so. when he shot the movies, he wasn't even. speaking. He had to speak over it. Over. it or something. Yeah. Wow. Cuz Wow. They probably had it dubbed in Italian. But you got to remember all the that. Listen, I'm a big fan of that era of. movies. That's my era of movies that. those those people and dog you know I. watched the other night. You haven't.

seen this movie in 30 [ __ ] years. None of you. When you put it on you're. going to [ __ ] one flew over the cuckoo's. nest. I haven't seen that in forever. dog. They got seven stars in that movie. Like you. Babbbit Charlie Babbitt Martini [ __ ]. the guy from Jersey. What's his name. that was in taxi? The little guy. He's. still around. Danny. Oh Daniel was in. that dog. Really? [ __ ] the dude with. the big head. Look at the [ __ ] cast. on it. Christopher Lloyd. Wow, bro. Look. at Samson. Oh, that's the dude. That's.

our boy from the Outlaw Josie Whale. These are my words of life. Yeah, that's. also my words of God. How the [ __ ] He. made three movies. This Outlaw Josie. Whales and [ __ ] some other movie. He. was in three [ __ ] brilliant movies. That dude. Yeah, that guy was in a lot. of movies, bro. This movie is [ __ ]. hilarious. that they'll make a bit of sense to me. This will never happen again.

[Music]. That guy, by the way, is a normal guy in. today's society. Who? Jack Nicholson. Yeah. Like, you couldn't ever get him in. a mental health. Be like, "This guy's. fine. Let him out.". Like, there's more [ __ ] up guys right. now than that guy that are attending bar. on Sixth Street right now. And this movie starts politically. incorrect. Like they they couldn't make. this today like this. No. And I'm. surprised they haven't tried to remake. this movie. Well, you know, there.

the the guy who made uh um Home Alone. said that he wanted to cut Trump Trump. from it out of the scene, but he's. worried that he'd get sent in prison if. he did it. because he keeps getting aggravated. People annoy him. And I think they cut. it out of it in Canada. I think the can. Canadian version of uh Is it Home Alone. 2? Yeah, Home Alone Too. Well, you know. how many TV shows Trump did over the. years? I've seen I see him once a. [ __ ] month on something. They have to. say that. They have to say that it's.

part of their liberal identity. They. have to be united. But like I was telling you that the. people that I grew up liking and so do. you, that's what I liked about them that. they had to go somewhere else to become. stars. And when they came back to the. United States, they were like, "We're. [ __ ] you in the ass." Now that's. Clint. Eastwood, Charles. Bronson, Steve McQueen, not as much. He. just wanted to [ __ ] everybody in the.

ass. You know, Steve McQueen was just. like, "You're sucking my dick either. way. I'm doing what I want." You know, they don't even have that. Like when was. the last time you The worst thing we've. had in Hollywood in 20 years is when. Brad Pitt made the movie with Angelina. Jolie and he never came back. Like poor. Jennifer Hston was waiting with flowers. and slippers. That [ __ ] never. came back. She's a temptress. The first. one was when Steve. McQueen took that girl from the head of. [ __ ] Oh yes. And then did the movie.

under his [ __ ] nose. That that is. something that they will cancel you. They couldn't can they couldn't do. nothing to him. Well, he was one of the. rare movie stars back then. There wasn't. that many movie stars when there's a an. actual movie star in 1979. Like there's. not a lot of those people. You need them. to sell tickets. People don't know new. people. They're not online, you know? You got to like know, oh, it's a Steve. McQueen movie. And you go see it. But if. like, oh, who's the who's the star of. the movie? I never heard of the guy. [ __ ] this movie. Oh, look over here.

There's a Clint Eastwood movie. Let's go. to see that. Like stars were everything. back. everything. It's interesting because. some great movies now don't have any. stars in them. Like Mel Gibson when he. made Apocalyptto, you don't know anybody. in that movie. That's a great movie. It's a great movie. Great movie. And you. don't know anybody in that movie. It's. perfect. It's perfect because you really. believe the characters that way. I don't. have to go, "Oh, it's Robert Downey Jr. doing a great job pretending to be that. scientist, you know." No, it's some guy. that might actually be a scientist, you. know.

Yeah. I don't know. But no, they didn't. do anything to Steve McQueen. Charles. Bronson, same way. He was a prick on. those movie sets. They wanted. everything. They took everything, Joe. Yeah. It just came up. We discussed it. last time. They just They just got. released the Steve McQueen riders from. his movies. The Riders. Yeah. Well, riders are different. For people that. don't know, that means like all the. things that you get when you're on the. set. Like, I want M&M's in my green. room. I want, you know, Pig Floyd albums, whatever. [ __ ] insane. His was.

insane. His suits had to be a certain. cut. They had to cost a certain way. Well, he ain't wearing it. Steve. McQueen. Some comics have that kind of. [ __ ] where you have to have size 11. Jordans waiting for them. Yeah, but you. pay for it. Comics are like, "Yeah, I'm. not going in there to I got my size 12. You pay for it. What's the big deal? Yeah, they gave me some sneakers." No, you didn't. You bought those sneakers, stupid. It comes out of the price. Yeah. They think that, oh, they bought me. sneakers cuz I'm special and [ __ ] Yeah, but I think it's a thing where you want. to be you want to be feel like you're.

being taken care of like Yeah. Even. though you're paying for it like that. I. don't need I'll bring my own sneakers. I'll bring my own sneakers. I'm going to. show up and there's a box of SN. Oh, you. got me white sneakers. I'm not going to. perform cuz that [ __ ] started happening. Oh, really? Yeah. People were like, I. want black Jordans and all a sudden. they're white. I ain't getting on stage. I get my black joys. Now they got to run. around town. And I've heard people turn. limos back in the day because it was the. wrong color limo. I ordered a white. limo. What is this [ __ ] And who. [ __ ] drove you when you lived under. that [ __ ] bridge? Just get in a.

goddamn [ __ ] car, [ __ ] sucker. People. love making demands, right? Like it has. to be this way or that's it. I walk. People love making demands. And that's. what happens in that [ __ ] town in. Hollywood. And people go, "Okay, no, go. [ __ ] yourself. You want that? Bring it. yourself." And once you start doing. that, that Listen, I understood what you. said before about Austin and it makes. sense to me now. It's like the day I. took my daughter to school and there was. moms hugging trees in Studio City.

crying. If I was a redneck, I'd show up. with a shotgun that day and just shoot. it and watch those moms just fly. That's. where the guns keep the liberals in. check. Okay, that's when you come in and. go, "You want to hug trees?" Boom. And. [ __ ] start shooting off C dog. They. were hugging tree right in front of the. school where my daughter and Burch went. Why were they hugging trees? Because. they were going to cut the trees down. We went to the school and the cops were. there and women were hugging the trees, holding each other's hands, crying. This. is why I had to get the [ __ ] out of.

there. Crying. And that's where a guy with a gun would. have been perfect. A big [ __ ] gun. You guys like trees so much. Boom. And. those [ __ ] would have been running to. that [ __ ] coffee shop crying. They. didn't know what happened. [ __ ] those. trees, Jack. That's what you need. a gun. in California to tell these. [ __ ] "Shut the [ __ ] up." You. go on Facebook now and I see people I. used to hang with in California and. they're talking about other people and. everybody's so talented and everything's.

so gracious and to work with such a. great bunch of talented individuals. Thank God they've let my creative juices. work. Shut the [ __ ]. up. Shut the [ __ ] up. What are you. talking about? I need to smack you now. or smack you later. It is. It's so much pretentious. Very. And that's what I don't I don't miss any. listen at all. When I watch it in a. movie now, I can't even stand small. talk. Like that's what I didn't even.

know what small talk was. You know, it. was like the night you did a show. This. is I'm talking I'm talking to you about. Fear before Fear. Factor. You did a show maybe at the. Woolturn one night. Yeah. And we left a. bunch of people there and they circled. you like Anne Manny and a bunch of other. people and they were talking to you. about a deal or something and it was. like, "Oh my god, your set was so. great." And and you're supposed to stand. there like, "Thank you." I [ __ ] hate. that [ __ ] Yeah. They love kissing.

people's ass. We loved it. Oh my god. Mimi and I loved it. Mimi, Victoria and I loved it. Yeah. We're so happy you invited us. And you. have to sit there and go, "Come on, knock it the [ __ ] off." That was in the. deal days. Yeah. I'd still be shopping. around deals. Yeah. When they come up to. you and talk to you, you had to be like. [ __ ] hi. Yeah. So, how was that? How. did that feel? Yeah. Well, you still. connected to the system, and that was. how I was making most of my money. So, I'd make some money from standup, but I.

would make like a couple hundred,000 on. these deals. That would be my year's. money. And then I'd be working with some. [ __ ] schlub making a sitcom that. sucked. It never went anywhere. I did. that for a couple years. So, I did that. from like. 99 to. 2001 and then Fear Factor started. News. Radio's on at 8:00. It's everywhere. My. kids watch it. I watch it. I watch it. I. watched my favorite episode couple weeks. ago when he was playing the piano on the.

[ __ ] Phil Harmon was he was playing. the piano on the elevator and it kept. opening up. Oh, that's right. Talk. about that. Was a fun episode. That was. a fun show, but that show show ruined me. for other sitcoms. Doing a sitcom after. that show. Like, why? What? It's not. going to be the same. It's going to. suck. You need the It's a like a very. rare combination of people to put. together a really good sitcom. That was. a very good show. It was just I know. that you told me over the years that.

they kept moving you and it never found. a home or something like that. They. moved like nine times. The show really. became popular after it was in. syndication. That's when it became. popular. It became popular when it was. on, you know, 700 p.m. on ABC or. whatever the [ __ ] it was, NBC affiliate, you know, when they were just showing. the syndicated reruns. That's when it. became popular. Way more popular after. it was canceled than it was when it was. on the air. One of the writers, uh, Lou Morton, every day we'd come to the to the table. read, he would have a a t-shirt, like a.

white t-shirt, and we'd write a number. on it, and that number was our ratings. And one day he came in, it was like 85. I was like, 85? Really? It's like we're like 85th. We're. the 85th show. That's good. Terrible. What? Good. Is number one. Oh, no. I just didn't know. I thought it was. like a rating system. No, no, no, no. It's the ranked shows in the country. We. were like 85 or 88, something like that. It was real bad. Real bad. We were like.

on the verge of being cancelled. I know. you're watching some good shows now. Yeah. I'm watching one show and I'll. tell you what you watching. There's some. people who are dangerous and then. there's Helen Mirren. What are you. watching? Oh, the 1923 show. Both of. them. Oh, yeah. Mob Land. Mob Oh, yeah. I heard Mob Land's great. She's [ __ ]. great. Yeah, I have not seen that yet. The Italian mafia movies. They're done. Really? Yeah, they're done. Diro just. put Alto Nights Out. They took it out of. the movie theater in two [ __ ] weeks. He put what out? He put a movie called.

Alto Nights Out where he plays two. roles. He plays Frank Costello and. somebody else. A Vito Genevese. I don't. know exactly. Somebody should have taken. Dairo's keys away when he wanted to go. out and do political speeches. Well, no. I think that Listen, you're not going to. ban a movie because of his political. beliefs. I know. No, but people aren't. going to take him seriously because of. his political beliefs. Well, the way he. acted, he dropped some people. Okay. And. I get it. But to make $2 million your. first week, that's not good. And then like three a.

million after that. And then they just. yanked it. I tried to go just to watch. it. It's called Alto Nights. Have you. heard of it, Jamie? Nobody came and. went. Came and [ __ ] went. The problem. when these uh when people who want to be. taken seriously as actors talk a lot. about politics and talk a lot and give. out opinions, they think that their. opinions are very important and that. it's important that they speak out. But. the problem with that is like you ruin. your acting for other people who now. think of the stupid [ __ ] that you've.

said instead of thinking you as this. character. Let me hear a little of. this. Let me talk. Hey, come on. Where do I start? You're going down a very dangerous road. And we ain't been down dangerous roads. before. But that's the risk you take. Me? I take. But you're not where I am. I. give to charities. I pay my taxes.

It's actually good. Something. I put you. where you are today. It's because of me. Mr. Good Citizen. You want to be like. them? Come on. You ain't like them. They. own this. country. They're bigger gangsters than. we ever could be. All of a sudden, you. want to be half in, half out, half a. rageer. You can't have it both ways. You're either in. or you're out.

[Music]. You must. That looks good. You telling. you that looks good. I'd watch that. The. movie is not bad. I'm telling you, it's. because of Dairo talks too much. I think. that we're not we're so out of going to. the movies every Friday and every like. they said, nobody knew it came out. I. didn't even know it came out. Well, co. killed the movie theaters. Oh, it's it's. a shame because they made movies way. quicker out on streaming now. All I have. to do is wait a month. I can wait a. month. One month later, I can watch it.

at home. I don't have to like see. somebody like texting people right in. front of me with their [ __ ] phone. blinding white people talking. What did. he say? What did he say? Do you want any. popcorn? Talking to I go to a show. there. Not a show. I've never seen. anything like that. It's so I usually go. to the last screening on Thursday night. Not a show. I mean, most movie theaters. people are polite. No, very nice. Where. I go, very [ __ ] I can't believe it. That risk that risk of one.

douchebag who [ __ ] it up for everybody. I don't I won't go see a popular movie. I'm not a a top raider like that. I like. to go and see I see a movie, I go, you. know what? I want to go watch that. Some. movies I could watch at home that I want. to watch in the [ __ ] thing. Anything. with 3D like Wicked or whatever, I go I. take my mushrooms, I take my daughter, I. sit there, she enjoys it, and I [ __ ]. have a great time. Wicked was great. Wicked was great. The only thing was. don't go on mushrooms. No, I was so. [ __ ] up. The chick is black and green.

I couldn't deal with that right off the. bat. Where's the black people? Raise. your hand. What the [ __ ] I'm feeling. like an racist in here. She can't be. black and she can't be green. Then. Ariana with no eyebrows. That killed me. She had like those blind eyebrows. I'm. on [ __ ] mushrooms and this movie. won't end. Whoa. It won't end. It's a. long movie. It's a [ __ ] long movie. But I'm looking at her and she's having. such a great time. When you look at your. kids and they're having such a great. time, you're like, I don't give a [ __ ]. I enjoyed it. I [ __ ] I enjoyed the. Barbie movie. How about that? I never.

saw it. I enjoyed it. I went I went with. my kids. They had a good time. I thought. it was funny. Everybody was like. complaining. It's, you know, it's. political. It's against the patriarchy. Like, listen, here's my position. A. movie is allowed to be political. Like. if you make a good movie and it happens. to have a political slant to it, I don't. care. Is it a good movie? I don't care. I don't care. Like I you're not going to. change my opinion in a movie. Like this. is your opinion. This is how you're. going to do it. Like okay, so this movie. is like a pro- feminism movie. People. were saying they were complaining. I'm.

like, what do you It's a Barbie doll. Can we just make a movie? Nobody raised. their [ __ ] hand and politic. That's. all it is. But the thing is, everybody. has to because they have to have a hot. take on everything. Everybody has to. have a hot take. There's a market out. there of people where all they do is. look for something to point out that's a. disaster or a failure or here's my hot. take and why this sucks. And that's what. they do. All they do is like find things. that suck. And they very rarely talk. about things that are awesome. No. Which.

is crazy because there's so much awesome. [ __ ] out there right now. I hate all. that [ __ ] You know what's great on uh. Apple Plus? Slow Horses. Okay. Have you heard of it? You know. what it is? No. It's uh it's Gary. Oldman. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My wife. watches that. My wife a British spy. It's [ __ ] tremendous. It's [ __ ]. great. Tremendous. Really good show. Uh. I've been watching the one with John. Ham. Which one? He's has a show John Ham. where he becomes a thief in a rich.

neighborhood. Like Oh, really? He loses. his job. Bro, there's too many shows. Yeah, there's too many [ __ ] shows. There's too many shows. You just can't. You can't watch them all. You want to. watch a show that you shouldn't be on. Mushrooms? Severance. I heard that's. very well good. Anyway, yeah, it's a. very good show. Don't watch that on. Mushrooms, though. You'll get [ __ ] up. I watched that movie with Demi Moore. where they Oh, I heard about that. I. didn't see it. Is that a show or a. movie? It's a movie. That is the. weirdest [ __ ] movie I've seen in. years. It's a movie where like she gets. young again and goes back and forth, old.

and young. Yeah. It was a little too. deep. Did you see it, Jamie? No, I was going. to see it. Want to watch It's like a. Black Mirror type movie. And that just. came back out, too. Black Mirror did. Yeah, I heard the new one. Do you watch. 1823 or No. Yes. You liked it? You. enjoyed it? I enjoyed all of them. Love. it. Yeah, I love I enjoyed all of them. Land Man's good, too. Seen Land Man. That's very good. Oh, funny. Yeah, that. [ __ ] Billy Bob's the man. I love. anything. They're shooting already. Yeah, right. They're down there.

shooting, I believe. So yeah, cuz they. were looking for vehicles or something. I saw last week coming. Well, Taylor. likes to do everything down here when he. can. You know, he's got that giant ranch. out here, Taylor Sheridan. He's got the. four sixes. He's got that ranch. And um. you know, I mean, that guy can't lose. everything. He does a really good job. Yeah. You ever met him? No. [ __ ]. great guy. No, I have mutual friends. that tell me you should meet him. I had. dinner with him and uh Bert in Vegas. recently. all our wives together um. after the fights, after the UFC fights.

And a bunch of my pool player friends. came by and Gogggins. Gogggins was there. with his wife, too. Great time. [ __ ]. great dinner. So much fun. We're all. laughing, having. fun. Good [ __ ] time. But Taylor. Sheridan's great. Just the guy can't. lose. And you know, he made Sakario, bro. You know, go watch that. I watched. it. I love it. Watch that again. The. first and the second one. Sakario was a. [ __ ] banger of a movie. It was on TV. the other day. I was like, "That's. right. This movie's that's a banger of a.

movie." You know, it's a shame that I. don't know, maybe before the pandemic. had started with like really bad movies. It's just a shame, you know? It really. is a shame that we got to wait for shows. this long. Like [ __ ] There's so much. to watch though. Yeah. The Adams family. never came back with Jenna Garcia. Was. it supposed to come back? Yeah. Netflix never and I worked with one of. the dudes and he goes, "Yeah, we already. shot it. It's still [ __ ] been like. three years." Why they by the time it.

comes back, my kid's going to [ __ ]. not even remember. Well, she don't even. remember it anyway. Are they doing. anything with it? Like, I don't I've. never heard anything again. Huh? Why. would they do that? That doesn't make. any sense. Netflix is off the you know, they don't know. They They just Netflix. has so much [ __ ] [ __ ] on there. They. have so much so much. If I see one more. Pablo Escobar. thing, they got If you watch like a. murder thing one time, forget it. You. know, they're talking about doing the. UFC on Netflix. Yep. Yeah. Apparently,

uh I think the UFC's uh negotiation. period with ESPN ended. Ended. Yeah. So, so what that means is they could talk to. other people. That [ __ ] thing that. night when everything fell apart, that. wasn't a bad night. What? Which night? with when the ball dropped, not this. card, but the one before that when the. pay-per-views when all the disaster. started, it was about pay-per-views one. night that nobody was getting the. pay-per-view. UFC fighters [ __ ] the.

the app failed. Yes, the app failed. It. was too overwhelming for the UFC, I. think, cuz [ __ ] happens. But every this. must have been bad because what fight. what fight card was that, Jamie, where. there was a failure? Uh, I want to It. would have been uh I don't Was I working. that? How do I not know that that. happened? I don't think you were working. that one. Let me. see. 3:13. So, two events ago, May.

March. Where was that? Where was it? Was that uh Adisagna or Anv decision. over Pereira? Oh, okay. Okay. So, I was. working that one. You did work it? Yeah, I was working that one for sure. It was. Uncle Goliath when he won the title over. Pereira. So, the the pay-per-view, what. happened? It went down or it was. partially went down? It partially went. down. I couldn't order the card. Oh, it. was a bunch of [ __ ] going on. Then I. went on Twitter and I saw Frankie Egg. and a bunch of other guys, fighters.

saying, "What the [ __ ] is wrong with my. just me?" And then I heard the riff raff. that night and then the next day they. were talking about and then Monday Dana. was hot. I know he did something. He. said something about it. Well, I think. in general the pay-per-view numbers are. down as well because the casuals aren't. buying it as much because you don't have. first of all the UFC is not like boxing. Like a boxing pay-per-view is like, oh, Canelo's fighting in four months and. then you get gear up and you buy the. Canelo Canelo Alvarez pay-per-view. If.

you're a big boxing fan, you might buy. one once every couple months. If you're. like hardcore, you you're watching all. of them. you're on Don and you're on. ESPN Plus, you're watching every boxing. match there is, but there's not a lot of. pay-per-views. The UFC has a. pay-per-view every week or excuse me, every month. And then they have a fight. every week. So, it's like getting people. to shell out 70 bucks for this card. And. also like some of the great fights are. on the undercard and you already before.

the pay-per-view starts, you already. have, you know, three and a half hours. of great fights you could watch for. free. And some of them, they're trying. to lure you into buying the. pay-per-view. So, some of the best. fights are really on the undercard. sometimes, like guys who you don't know. their names yet. There's always one good. fight that I want to watch on the. undercard. I go, I'm going to watch the. undercard, two fights or something. Always. And then you guys start talking. about the fights and then you get, you. know, and then you order it. Yeah. I. mean, the big fight clearly this last. weekend was Vulcganowski versus Lopez.

That was the fight I really wanted to. see because I really wanted to see if. Vulcanowski could pull it off. all-time. great featherweight champion. One of the. for sure greatest fighters of all time. Shoeing for the Hall of Fame, but he's. 36 and he got knocked out two times in a. row and he's fighting this [ __ ]. animal in Diego Lopez. It was a great. fight though and Vog pulled it off. But. the fight that I really wanted to see. was Bryce Mitchell versus Jean Silva, right? Because Jean Silva is a.

[ __ ] dude. That guy looks like. a world champion. He looks like he with. a ch a dar. Yeah. Well, he choked him. like a ninja choke. Okay. And um was. like a no no arm in with a dar you have. the arm in and you cinch it up. That was. just all neck and put him to sleep. He. tapped and then he went out and to do. and it just beat. him from pillar to post the entire fight. and was smiling and laughing and looked. like he was never threatened and never.

in danger. just like he was on another. level, like way above Bryce, like looked. like a world champion. Like even guys. that have beat him before that beat. Bryce Mitchell before except Josh EMTT. who just KO'ed him with one punch. But. like even Ilia Taporia, like he got to. get a hold of him first. Like John Silva. looked like he was never a fight. Like. it almost like he was having fun. He was. trying to get him to touch hands at the. beginning of every round. He wouldn't do. it. He's like, "Come on, touch hands.".

He tried. He's like, "Touch hands." He. wouldn't touch hands. And then finally. just put him to sleep. He's an animal. man. That guy is uh that whole team. apparently the fighting nerds. I was. talking to John Anick about this. He. said they have data scientists that work. for the team. Data scientists who. analyze techniques and they like break. things down like what's effective and. patterns. They find patterns, patterns. of opponents, what the person does, when. they do it. Where are these guys at? Brazil. all the way in Brazil, bro.

That's a team of [ __ ] savages. Who. else is there? Kyle Baralio, who's one. of the top 185 pounders who might be the. best in the world. I mean, when when he. fights Durkas Dupus eventually, we'll. see, but he's just storching that. division. I mean, he's one of the best. contenders in that. Then you have. Mauricio Rufi, who's one of the baddest. lightweights alive. Gigantic. lightweight, tall and long, wheel kick. Bobby Green into another dimension, right? You got that guy. You got Carlos. Pes who's a [ __ ] killer. Stone cold.

Muay Thai killer who's really hard to. take down and he's just 100% finishing. rate in the UFC. I believe he just. knocked down Neil Magny. Like he's he. [ __ ] everybody up. He's he's a sniper. Like super like skillful and slick Muay. Thai guy. So their whole team is just. killer killer killer killer is all. killers. Just like a a team of like. brilliant upand cominging killers. See, these guys are learning now. It's not. just about training hard. It's not just.

about sacrifice. It's about thinking. hard, too. It's about learning. It's. about like really going over your game. and like what what can you improve upon. and how do we how do we make this. better? How do we seal up this part of. the game? Amazing. I think the guy that. led that for me was GSP. Oh, yeah. I was. always very impressed with how every. fight he showed up with something. different. Yeah. While his opponent was.

still like, "Yeah, GSP is got skills, but I still got this right hand." Okay. You talk about your right hand. Always. learning. He was always learning. He was. in the city with the kickboxing guy or. he was over Phil Nurse was with the Phil. Nurse and the Watt. Yeah. And then he. would go with um all the Greg Jackson. guys. Wild Card. He would go over there. wild card boxing. Remember when he. fought I think it was Josh Kachek and he. was jabbing. Was that the fight where he. [ __ ] broke the jab out and he had. trained at wild card? Yeah, his his jab.

it [ __ ] Josh up so bad that Josh. couldn't fly home. I remember that. I. remember all that [ __ ] and that's what I. liked about him. His training was all. another time you know he you're watching. and he's doing gymnastics. Yeah. Where's. gymnastics in all this player game? Well, he just realized that gymnasts are. so powerful because they have such. control of their body and he's like, "Well, I'm going to get better control. of my body." So, he learned how to do. back swimming, [ __ ] this, doing that. And meanwhile, you're still going, "Well, my jiu-jitsu game is elevated. This [ __ ] just went and worked.

on every part of his game, but focused. on just one really." You know what's. really crazy about him? He still does. the same thing. He's really a martial. artist. He comes to Austin all the time. to train with John Donner and Gordon. Ryan all the time. He's here all the. time. I see him like every couple months. he comes down to train and then he'll go. somewhere else to train and he'll go. somewhere else to train. No desire to. fight. He doesn't want to fight anymore. at all. He's just a martial artist. He's. so happy and content. He's like the best. example of a guy who retired with. millions in the bank and is living like.

his best life. He's a real martial. artist. He really is. He just wants to. learn and and grow. Like why would he. come here and train with Gordon Ryan? Why you train that [ __ ] animal if. you're if you're not actually thinking. about competing? But for him, it's just. all about growing. It's all about. growing and this martial arts journey. that he's on for his whole life. It's. really amazing. It's very. cool. You know, when he he would come to. uh 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu and he would. learn stuff from Eddie, too. He came. down to learn the turning sidekick from.

me. Like, he just wants to learn from. everybody. He wants to learn everything. He's always constantly seeking out. Smart. Yeah. Very smart. Very smart. Very smart. And you'll see him. He's in. all these different gyms. You see him. Oh, look. He's in Thailand. He's working. with Muay Thai guys. He's over here. He's over there. He's just enjoying his. life and training martial arts all over. the world. It's incredible. Incredible. It's beautiful. Because the saddest. thing for me is when a fighter stops. fighting and they lose their identity. George has never lost his identity. He. hasn't gone through some some weird.

phase where he doesn't know what to do. with himself. I am not impressed with. your. performance. That was one of the. funniest things I've ever heard in my. life. Yeah, that became a like a meme. before memes. I was not impressed with. your performance. Nicest [ __ ] guy in. the world. Nicest guy in the world. And. really smart, man. Really interested in. all kinds of [ __ ] Like always like. reading stuff and fascinated by things. Just just a a guy just a curious guy who. wants to learn and he's just going. through his life just having a good time.

now. He doesn't have to think about. business, you know? It's just training. It's kind of [ __ ] awesome. It's. awesome. It really is awesome. It really. is because like with no no goal in mind. other than growth other than growth and. getting better. And he's still rolling. hard, man. I'm watching him roll with. these guys. He's rolling with assassins, you know? He's still doing jiu-jitsu. with like top flight black belts, man. Would you ever consider going back to. Taekwondo? No. No. Just going to a. school once a week and just going in.

there with a bunch of guys and throwing. some kicks and [ __ ] on my own. I No. No. You're not feeling me. What do you mean? Anybody can work out on their own. Could. you imagine now at your age? Like I've. been thinking about it. There's a a. purple belt at my jiu-jitsu school. He's. 68. Oh wow. He came from a [ __ ]. shakon karate background. And he goes, "I teach in the Bronx every Wednesday. night." He goes, "This was my school. I. sold it, but I still go up there on. Wednesdays. Come with me sometime." I'm. like, "Wow, how cool would that be?". Just It would be cool to take a class.

That's what I'm saying. One time a week, like something that you What's the As. long as you didn't have to spar? No. No. No, no, no. But you do those uh you know. like when you do taekwond. do they have one steps one step like. those little those sushik they run I. think they call where I throw punch. Yeah. It's drills and that that's what. you need. You're not dog you're not. going to [ __ ] you're not going to. [ __ ] spar and go crazy but drills are. really important. They're really. important and people don't like to do. them because sparring is so fun. Same. with jiu-jitsu. Like Eddie Bravo used to.

say that like drills are terri they're. so boring, but if you can do them, it'll. make your jiu-jitsu way better. Like the. biggest leap that I ever got in my like. in the beginning of my jiu-jitsu journey. was when I became friends with Eddie. We. would train in my garage. I had mats in. my garage and we would just drill for. like an hour and a half a couple times a. week. He was showing me a lot of his. rubber guard stuff, like the early. stuff, but we would just drill like. different positions, how to escape. certain positions, how to finish from.

certain positions, what to be careful. of, and then we just go through paths. Like path was, you know, pass into half. guard, push on the knee, move into side. control, side control, head and arm, secure the arm, finish the arm triangle. And what would do is like if he was. doing it to me, I would resist like 40%. maybe. You know, you just kind of like. sort of resist and they secure it and. you kind of resist and they finish it. off. So it's like basically you're just. you're doing it as if the you're doing. the same pathway with the same things.

that a person would do to resist, but. then they're not trying to really stop. you. They want you to tap them. Like. this is the idea of the drill. So I'm. just I'll get my hand in, but it's just. so that you could push my hand down and. then and then lock it over. So Well, that's big now. Yeah, drilling is. everything. People are are flow rolling. Like people are selling it more. Even. Tom Delas is like, "Dog, listen. It's. the way to get better." It's really the. way to get better. But the problem is. you got to keep a [ __ ] flowing. And that's the problem that after a. while you're like, and all a sudden,

next thing you know, it's not a flow, right? Now you're going to try to catch. now. And that's the problem. It always. starts off with a flow for a minute and. a half and then it goes off the [ __ ]. reservation. That's always the same with. kickboxing sparring, too. when I was uh. training at the Jet Center, there was. this one dude that I used to love to. train with. He was an older guy, so I. was probably 26 back then, 27 maybe, and. he was maybe like closer to 35, 40, like. had some fights, just like to stay in.

shape and and we would spar. And he knew. I was an actor, comedian, whatever. I. was on a TV show and I didn't want to. get hit too much and he didn't want to. So, we would spar, we just touch each. other. Yeah. And I knew he wasn't going. to try to knock me out. But other guys, I knew like we're fighting. Like we're. sparring. This is a fight. But with him, I knew it. And I got so sharp because of. that cuz he and I would work out a. couple times a week. And I I noticed. like my timing and everything was like. much sharper because I was going through. those pathways and not tense, you know?

I was going through those pathways. So. sharpening those lanes. So like punch, come, slip, counter, all these things. were like flowing in my head because we. weren't hurting each other. But it's so. hard for young guys to understand that. to get better is to like be playful with. it. You want to like the Thai guys, they. just because they fight every week. When. they spar, they don't hurt each other at. all. They touch and they they laugh. like they're like playing a little game. with each other. You ever seen tie guys? Yeah. Yeah. They have a good time. Like.

you watch like one of the the best. things to watch is like two elite. highlevel tie guys just spar with each. other. just just sparred playful light. cuz they're joking around and laughing. and they're touching each other, but. they're really working on that timing. They're really working on those moves, working on like seeing what's coming, how to stop it, how to get in on them, but they're not hurting each other at. all. You know, it's weird that I'm older. and I love doing crazy [ __ ] Like, I. love it. I don't have much in the.

daytime no more. So, I'll try to catch a. boxing class or jiu-jitsu and all that. [ __ ] And jiu-jitsu is the toughest one. for me. Like I haven't been to jiu-jitsu. since November because I've been sick, you know? I had a bunch of problems and. I was on antibiotics. I was having a. hard time [ __ ] breathing. But I'm I'm I can't wait to go back. But. now I'm going to go back and do it a. little bit differently. Flow. Flow. A. lot more flowing. There's one guy. that'll flow with me. He's a cop. And uh drilling more. Yeah. They have a. blue belt class. It's basically a lot of.

drilling. You [ __ ] burn a lot of. calories in that. Drilling is so. important. But you have to go in the. daytime, they roll a little bit more. At. night, the classes are so shut that you. don't have time to roll that long, right? So, I would rather drill a long. time and then roll once and get the [ __ ]. out of it. That's perfect for me, you. know? So, and even with boxing, I don't. when I go box, I don't [ __ ] go crazy. I hit the speed bag a little bit, two. rounds, and I hit the bag that moves. around that burns a ton of calories.

Then I hit the hard bag and I'm out of. there. Seven, three, seven, eight, three. minute rounds and I'm good. You know. what I like to do? I like to put on the. Wuang Clan and just [ __ ] that heavy bag. up. I love it. I love the earphones. I. love all And I'll tell you what else I. got into it now that I'm older. Cuz when. I went to that hospital, it taught me a. lot, Joe. It reminded me that I wasn't a. kid no more. Like we [ __ ] around and we. have a good time and we think we're bad. [ __ ] but you want to stay. healthy. Yeah. Ever since I come out of. the hospital a month ago, everything's. [ __ ] changed. Come out here, Joey.

Get you on that waist. Well, get you. [ __ ] We're going tomorrow. Come on. And we're going tomorrow. We're going. Are you busy tomorrow? If you're here, I'm not busy. All right, let's go. tomorrow. Let's go. Let's go. I like. that blood thing they did. Yes. You got. a IV bag vitamin? No, it was a little. one. It wasn't a big IV trip. So, you're. talking about a um stem cell push. Push. Yeah. IV stem cells. Yeah. I just got. that uh Tuesday. I brought Rich Voss in. How was he? He was great. I love that. guy today. I love him, too. We had a.

good time. We had a good time at the. club, too. We see I see him a lot, you. know. Yeah. I see him every Wednesday. Oh, he's Jersey, too, right? Yeah. Every. Wednesday we meet up and do a. sweetheart. I love him to death. So, he's been having a problem with his. rotator cuff. So, I brought him down to. Brighgam. Brighgam's got this crazy. thing. Let me show you this, Jamie, because it's [ __ ] bananas. He's got. this crazy thing where he's got an AI. that you ask questions to. Have you seen. it, Jamie? It's [ __ ] nuts, right? Oh, yeah. Hey, can you tell me uh the. history of testosterone and prostate.

canc? Here, I'll send this to you, Jamie. So, Brighgam has this new. beautiful facility where Waste Well is a. great view. It's gorgeous. They moved. They have a new facility. Okay. They. bought a bu a building and renovated it. and it's it's incredible. But one of the. things they have is this big screen with. this alien and you touch the alien and. ask it a question and it uses AI. Like.

so it has an AI large language model. base. Press listen this. Press it. Hey, can you tell me uh the history of. testosterone and prostate cancer? My. doctor said he's worried it's going to. cause prostate cancer. What do you have. to say? So the alien like thinks about. it. The concern stems from a 1941 study by. Huggin that suggested testosterone. fueled prostate cancer. But this has. been thoroughly debunked by modern. research. particularly by Dr. Abraham.

Morgan Tyler. Current evidence shows no. causal relationship between testosterone. therapy and prostate cancer development. In fact, many men with prostate cancer. have low testosterone levels. The. outdated theory misunderstood how. testosterone interacts with prostate. tissue. And numerous studies now show. properly monitored testosterone therapy. is safe for most men, even those with a. history of prostate cancer in some. cases. Now, check it out. Ain't that. wild? That's amazing. That's a future.

And it can answer any question. It could. analyze your blood work. You could tell. it, hey, you know, my vitamin B12 level. is this, my testosterone level is that, my what would you suggest I take? What I. suggest is a protocol of And it would. just like rattle off things that you. need. You need some niain in your. system. What do you take magnesium. before you go to bed? You know, how much. REM sleep are you getting per night? Are. you monitoring that? And it start. talking to you. Isn't that crazy? It's. an app, too. It's on your phone. What. were these people talking about last.

night at the club? They go on chat GPT. or some [ __ ] You don't know what that. is? No, I don't know. Nothing. Chat GPT. is AI. It's like it's on your phone. Like you can ask it a question, you. know, like uh I can like give me a good. question. Um. uh who was the composer of Swany River? Who was the composer of Swany River? So, you see how my phone has all those. rainbows on the outside like that? That. means it's searching for the answer and. boom gives me the.

answer. Can you go on chat dpt and tell. me. more. about Steven Foster, the composer of. Swany. River? Bam. And then it goes on chat GPT. I'm. an AI design assistant. Feel free to ask. anything. Um, what Disney movies are the. most racist? It's working with chat GPT right.

now. It hung up on me. The reason why I asked Joe, that is why. Chad GBT told me to go [ __ ] myself. Joe, it disconnected. One of the greatest episodes you were. talking to me a couple weeks ago. We. were talking about you watched the Gleon. interview on 60 Minutes. So I watched a. couple weeks later, you know, I watch. the honeymooners every Saturday. Do you. really? Every Saturday at midnight. there. I I don't have time for anything.

else. I got to be home by midnight on. Saturdays. Okay. And then the reason why. I said Swani River to you is that is one. of the best episodes that Gleon ever. did. He was going on the $95,000. question and you have to go up levels. Yeah. And they ask you questions. He. picked music. So he had his buddy Norton get all the. sheet music and Norton would play music. for him and go, "Who is this?" And he. would have to say, and then the Italian.

lady, Miss Manakotti, would come down. and it was a great episode. But there's. one scene where Norton would play and. he'd go, "Norton, why the [ __ ] do you. Here it is. Why the [ __ ] do you play. this?" Watch this. Come on. This is my last night to brush up on the. songs. Now, let's not waste any time. Get going. All right. [Music].

Will you wait a minute, please? Why must. you always play. Da before you go in and play the song. I'm trying to guess? If I told you once, I told you 100 times. It's the only way. I can warm up before I play the piano. A. pitcher warms up before he pitches a. ball game. I got to warm up that way. before I play the piano. I hope I don't. have to tell you this again. Are you. ready? Go ahead and play.

All right. Now, go to the end so Joe. could see it. So he goes, "Time's running out. Hurry. up. You better take a guess." No. Play. the song for him so he sees. $100. Are you ready? I certainly am. All. right, Mr. Craden. For $100, who is the. composer of Swany River? [Music]. [Applause].

This face. Swany River. That's right. Swany River. Can we have a few bars of Swany River, Jose? That's Swany River. That's right. Now, who's the composer? Your time's running. out. Hurry up. You better take a guess. [Music].

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Craden. No, the correct answer is Steven Foster, but. thanks so much. You've been a wonderful. contestant and a swell sport. Goodbye, Mr. Cranon. His [ __ ] face, dog. The 60-minute. interview was great. It blew me the [ __ ]. away. It was great. Just listening to. him talk. That was when he was just. playing golf and drinking. He had that. crazy golf cart that he would drive. around in. And.

what's the book I read where he he. taught Richard Prior how to smoke pot, like how to hide it. They did a movie. The toy, right? Didn't they do this? He. taught him how to hide it. Yeah, cuz. Richard Prior lit a joint up one day and. he's like, "What are you doing? Come on. You got to have some class." So, how do. you hide it? You know, under your hand. and Oh, mix it with the cigar. He. thought Richard was smoking it out. And. Jackie Gleon goes, "What are you doing, man? Come on. Nice. Smoke it like this. Richard Prize like this [ __ ]. taught me how to smoke a joint. So he. would tuck it away and he was 20 years.

older than Yeah. You know, Jack Leon was. a [ __ ] beast, man. That guy partied. Beast gone. He did it. A lot of. partying. He died fairly young, you. know. How old was he? I want to say close to 60. But he I think it was a couple different. kinds of. cancer. How old was he when he died, Jamie? Check. Yeah. 71. Oh, was he? Oh, he's 71. Oh, that's not Which is. still No, that's still the national was.

74, right? Yeah. I thought he died. younger than that. No. Um, but yeah, hard living. Hard living. Do you ever. see hear the story about him and Richard. Nixon? No. Richard Nixon and him were. getting drunk one night and Richard. Nixon goes, "You want to see some UFOs?". And so he they get on Air Force One and. they fly to one of the Air Force bases. where they have this [ __ ] crashed UFO. and alien bodies on. ice and Jackie Gleason apparently. becomes obsessed with UFOs after this.

Has a house built in upstate New York. that looks like a UFO. His house was a. flying saucer. He had a house built that. looked like a UFO. And uh the story is. unsubstantiated. It's hard to know if. it's true, but it was like his ex-wife. told it in some magazine, right? Um, but. it it tracks it. It tracks with if you. believe these people that say that there. was some sort of a crash that they did. recover, then they do have bodies. So,

this is his [ __ ] house. He has a. house built. That's one image of it, but. there's other images looks even more. like a flying saucer. That wild that it. kind of looks normal like a house there, though. The guy built a flying saucer. house. Nixon and him got hammered. I'm. hoping that's going to happen with me. and Trump. But Trump doesn't get. [Music]. drunk. You imagine you're hanging out. with Trump and he's like, "You want to. see the UFO? Can you keep a.

secret?" Yeah. There he is hanging out. with Nixon. And um they supposedly do have something. that crashed and they supposedly do have. biological entities that are on ice. somewhere. This of course according to. these whistleblowers that work for the. government and now we're talking about I. just don't know what's real. It's hard. to know and you talk about it you feel. like a [ __ ] because it's like there's. got to be something out there. Okay, we. got to assume there's something out.

there. Whether or not I don't even know, right? But should we assume that that. something's been here? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. Yeah, they've been here. Well, I would come here if I was from. somewhere else. And I was like, what? You know, imagine if you're like from. some super advanced civilization that's. completely abandoned war. There's no. thievery. Everybody reads everybody's. minds. There's no unfairness because. they've worked all that stuff out. And. it's just superior intellect because.

everybody's evolved for a million years. past where we are now. And you get the. opportunity to see what a breakthrough. civilization looks like, right? When. they're figuring out nuclear power, right? When they're figuring out flight. and war and cell phones and [ __ ] like. that. Like that would be like you and I. going back and and going and visiting. the real Wild West. Like being in a like. a gold mining town in 1830, you know? You know how nuts that would be? You. know how [ __ ] crazy be one of the.

minor 49ers in 1849 go going all the way. to San Francisco and these [ __ ]. animals stabbing each other in saloons. Like you know what that would be like? That's insane. The kind of barbarians. that took a chance with wooden wheels. getting pulled by a horse and went. across mountain ranges to try to get to. the gold. That would be like us going to. visit that. Of course we would visit. that. Of course. Like if you had a. chance to see what it was like to see. Christopher Columbus land in the.

Bahamas, to see what that must have been. like, of course you would want to see. it. If you could go literally back in. time and see primitive humans. Well, if. they're just like us, but they're like. us millions of years from now. Of course. they would want to visit us. It would be. so interesting. You imagine if there was. a planet where we could go where we. could see cavemen. We go. Would you imagine? [ __ ] mus an. hour. Yeah, but it's uh well, you can. see guys making [ __ ] arrow heads with.

with flint for the first time and. strapping them to sticks, giant [ __ ]. heads and big teeth covered in hair just. figuring out tools. Oh my god, we would. be fascinated by those people. The way I. think about it is listen, since I'm a. kid, we're talking about Martians and. aliens, right? Since I'm [ __ ] Yeah. six, seven, I've been hearing about. this. The moon landing was in ' 69. Mhm. So I was six. So it started after that. Like I heard more and more about it. So. what you mean to tell me is in 55 years.

we haven't found out more information. about it. We know. We know what's going. on. We know NASA's not stupid. They know. something's out there. They play with us. a little bit from time to time, but. there's something out there, my friend. I think so, too. There's something out. there. I think the other problem with. the president knowing, you know, can. they keep things from the president? Of. course they can. president is only there. for four years and then he has to get in. there again and if he wins he's only. there for four more years. These [ __ ]. people have 30-year careers, 50-y year. careers in the intelligence agencies if.

they know something and they've known. something since you know [ __ ] Gerald. Ford. Why why would they tell you? Why. do you need to know? We've already been. hiding this from the population for so. long. And those old-timers didn't need a. what's that when you have to sign. something? NDA. NDA like NA whatever the. [ __ ] NDA back then. There's no NDAs back. then. So, there was something to it. Yeah, there was something to it. You. know, you got that place in uh New. Mexico, you got Hudson County, what I we. discussed before with the Martians.

Landing. You have all these places that. have a higher volume. I wonder what's. number two in UFO sightings. I wonder. what's number one. What's number one? Is. it Hudson Valley? Yeah, Hudson Valley by. the George Washington Bridge. That whole. thing. That's crazy. I wonder what number two, number three, and number four is. It's interesting. that a lot of them are over near where. the ocean is, cuz that's that's one of. the big theories that they have bases in. the ocean because the reality of the. ocean is no one's looking. You know, if.

you have something on Earth, satellites. can see it. Like, if you have something. that's in the middle of Nevada in some. deserted area and you have buildings, satellites can see that. They can see. the structures, so you have to hide. them. But if you have something in the. ocean, nobody sees anything. We we've. only explored what what is the. percentage of the ocean floor that we. have explored. I think it's like 10%. I. think it's somewhere around 10 maybe. 20%. So that means that 80% of the ocean.

floor is undiscovered. We have no idea. what's down there. And it's, you know, a. mile, two miles deep in some spots. If. you're from a super sophisticated. civilization that's millions of light. years away and you can come here. instantaneously and you have the ability. to traverse in these what they call. transmedium craft which means they can. go through air, go through water just it. creates a gravity bubble around it and. go through everything. That's what they. think these things are doing. That's. what they can go 500 knots underwater.

just like nothing we have could do that. And if they have bases under the ocean, it makes sense that these sightings are. all near the ocean. Just totally makes. sense. A lot happens in the ocean. That. ocean is stronger than what you [ __ ]. think. Yeah. I love it. Going to a beach. and just sitting on the beach and. watching the ocean. 2030. Seabed 2030. What they've mapped out. They've gotten. 30% mapped. They're trying to get the. whole thing done by 2030. Oh, really? Oh, interesting. Oh, what if they find a.

base? Yeah. What if they get down there. and they find bases? What is all that. stuff? What are those lines? I'm. guessing that's where they probably sent. their drones probably. You know, looks. like looks like pool scrubber, you know. Oh, that's crazy. [ __ ] So, they're. scouring the ocean floor to try to get. them out. That's why the aliens are. going to come out. Wow, that's Hawaii. Whoa. Oh, that's not Hawaii's over here. It is. What's that? What are those. islands in the middle? Is that Catalina. [ __ ] Oh, I see. Oh, you were zoomed in. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. See what this.

stuff is. Oh, I see. I think these. little light colored brown spots are. what's sticking up and the rest of it's. underneath. M. Wow. I got to pee real. quick. Go ahead, dog. We'll pause. Yeah, we'll be right back, folks. Woo. And. we're back. What were we just talking. about? Aliens and whatnot. And whatnot. Yeah. You know, I feel that we know we're just. not going to, you know, it's like. everything else, man. We know who shot. Kennedy. We're not going to release it. You know, we're going to play with us. That's what they do. I think that there. would be uh I think even after all the.

alien talk and everything I think. Americans couldn't really handle it. Well, there was actually a discussion. this guy Hal Putoff who was a physicist. that worked with the US government told. me that during the Bush administration. they actually wanted to talk about the. potential of disclosure to the American. people. What will be the pros and the. cons? And so they listed what could be. disrupted. Well, the economy could be. disrupted. Religion could be disrupt.

disrupted. Government could be. disrupted. What would be the positive. aspects? And they started looking at the. positive aspects like scientific. development, the understanding that. we're not alone, you know, all and then. they weighed it all out and the cons. outweighed the pros by a significant. number and so they decided not to. disclose it. This is what Hal Putoff. says. So he is a scientist that's worked. with the government for decades and he. you know I had dinner with him and Jacqu. Valet. Jacqu Valet is the guy who the.

character in Close Encounters of the. Third Kind was based on the French guy. the scientist. Jacqu Valet has been. studying UFOs since like I think the. 50s. Brilliant brilliant guy. He's. written tons of books on on the subject. and the stories that he knows that he's. aware of, the historical stories. What's. really gets crazy is when they get into. like the 1700s and the 1800s and the. early 1900, they're the same stories. The people are seeing the same things, the same kind of things are happening. These people, the people that are. encountering the crafts and encountering. the beings, they're reporting the same.

stories. They're real similar to the. point where you're like, what's going. on? And if it's real unique in like, you. know, I haven't been I haven't seen UFO. I haven't seen aliens. You haven't? Jamie hasn't. But what if one of us did? Like if there's millions and millions. and millions of people and one guy is. [ __ ] walking his dog in the middle of. a field and all of a sudden this thing. just lands right in front of him and no. one's around and then these things get. out and they look at you and they're. talking to you with their mind and then.

they get back in their ship and they. [ __ ] disappear. They zoom off so fast. you you can't even follow it with your. eyes. And then you're sitting there. going, "What the [ __ ] do I tell anybody? Who's going to believe me? Who's going. to believe this? I I should probably not. tell anybody." And then you're lying in. bed at night and you're all freaked out. because you can't believe you know. something that other people don't know. You know the most incredible thing that. not only are they real, but they can do. things that we can't possibly do. They. cannot be us. There's something.

different. It's a different life form. I. think when they came here, maybe. somebody painted them as green or. whatever. To me, I feel that if they're. here, they walk around looking like us. They're a they're a. more intelligent life source. Like the. movie Cocoon, right? That's in my mind. And and to just I'm the type of guy I'll. talk to you about. Invasion of the Body. Snatchers. Yeah. Invasion of Body. Snatchers. I'm the type of guy I'll talk. to you about. But just talking to you. just now. about somebody the government telling me.

that aliens exist, I would it would. knock me down because I know they do, right? But not really. But not really. But not really. I know they do, but not. really. And that's I think with. everything. Yeah. So it would even shock. me a little bit to find out, but I think. that Yeah. Cocoon type people. Jacqu. Valet is of that opinion, too. Like. what's interesting about him is he. really maintains scientific credibility. after all these years despite like. studying UFOs back in the time where if. you studied UFOs, you were a crackpot.

But everything he looked at was just. based on logic. This is what we know and. this is what we don't know. This is what. we can prove. This is what we can't. prove. And we estimate that there's a. certain percentage of these experiences. whether it's 5% or what that are. legitimate. There's a great number the. the vast majority of things that people. see in the sky are not UFOs. But I guarantee we do see things that we. think is something else and it's a UFO. Yeah. I could see that more so. Oh yeah.

People see the Saturn, they think. Saturn's a UFO. They think, you know, they people see things too, you know. And then there's also weird phenomenon. that's real like ball lightning. Ball. lightning is a type of lightning that. like juts around like a like a ball like. a [ __ ] like a giant softball of. lightning just darting around the sky. and then it goes away. And it's just. it's just a weird form of lightning that. is has been documented. But if you saw. that, if you were in the middle of like. New Mexico by yourself camping and you.

saw that, you're like, "Fuck, man." You. think it's a fairy or something like. that. Oh my god, man. Angels back here. on mushrooms and you see ball lightning. Like, what the [ __ ] man? You're seeing. traces behind the ball lightning. You. would 100% believe and feel like you. came in contact with an angel. You would. believe and feel like something from. another planet communicated with you. You'd probably fill your head up with. all this important [ __ ] that it told you. that you have to tell people. I've got. to tell people, man, we're doing it all. wrong. We're all one, man. We're all.

one. We can't be fighting these wars. It's so foolish. And they want us to. know. They want us to take care of. mother earth. Meanwhile, you just saw. ball lightning while you're on. mushrooms. You know, when I lived in Boulder, I got. into a a hole one time. I was talking to. some guy and he was talking to me about. mermaids. Oh, god. At a coffee shop. Yeah. And it drove me [ __ ] crazy. It. drove me so crazy. I didn't have a. computer back then, but I actually had. to go to the library and I went down a. hole. And maybe 10 years ago, I went.

online one night and got high and was. reading about mermaids. Like, that's. something I believed in. The dumbest. thing about mermaids is they have a fish. from the waist down, right? But weren't. they actually spotted in the 1800s. somewhere? Or is this a. lie? It don't even make any sense. Like, fish don't have sex, you [ __ ] idiot. That means it's the most beautiful woman. in the world from the from the waist up. and all she do is give you [ __ ]. because fish don't have sex. That's. okay. The That's not my problem. I'm not. I'm not looking to have sex with a.

chick. But people are they want to fall. in love with a mermaid, but like that's. the craziest person to fall in love. with. Is there any evidence? No. Come. on. No. No. They're manatees. These. people saw manatees. Probably their. eyesight sucked cuz they all had scurvy. You know, they were all [ __ ] starving. to death. They all had syphilis. Their. faces are falling off. these rotten. scumbags that are on these boats. together and then they they're so horny. that they want to [ __ ] manatees. They. see manatees in the the foggy water. flopping around. I swear it's a girl.

with a tail and they want to hop off. They're like like a guy in the desert. that sees an oasis that's not there. I. see water and you're just trying to. drink the sand. That's what it is. It's. guys got to be a mermaid. So these horny. scumbags from like Europe in the 1500s. these monsters that were on this boat. together for 4 months and they they. think they see women in the water. Damn. it. You just ruined everything. They were probably on opium. They.

probably had syphilis. They were drunk. That's why you got to love the '8s. Animals. That's why you got to love the. '8s cuz two guys actually went into the. studio and go, "Look, we got a movie. about a [ __ ] guy who falls in love. with a mermaid." With a mermaid. And the. guy's like, "Come on. How you going to. do that? And all a sudden it's [ __ ] Let. me tell you something. That's another. good movie. Do you know Joey, that's a. good point. Like the this is one of the. reasons why America became what it is is. that everybody who moved here initially. took a crazy chance. You ought to take a.

crazy chance. You ought to get in a boat. in the. 1700s and make your way across the. Atlantic Ocean. You have no idea if. storms are coming. And there's no. [ __ ] weather.com. You You don't even. know what it looks like over here cuz. they don't have pictures yet. Someone's. going to draw you. This is what I saw. when I visit Maryland. This [ __ ]. thing. I told you there's a [ __ ].

mermaid. You [ __ ] Look at that [ __ ]. fake thing. He sewed a fish bottom onto. a monkeykey's body or something. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's hilarious. That's one of the reasons why America. became so powerful. Two, the two things, the Constitution, the Declaration of. Independence, the Bill of Rights, like. that stuff, all the laws that gave you. freedom of speech, the right to bear. arms, right to practice your own. religion, all those things are incred. But also the type of people that moved.

here, crazy risk-taking [ __ ]. that were willing to get their kids and. get on a boat and make it across the. country. So everybody that came over. here was just [ __ ] gung-ho. They're. all wild folk, wild, dangerous people. trying to get jobs on the East Coast. That's still to this day why the East. Coast is so crazy, so chaotic, and so. fun. Cuz that that that was like the. echoes of these pioneering monsters that.

travel their way across the ocean. They're crazy people, desperate for. anything. Europe just sucks so bad. Like, we got to get the [ __ ] out of. here. whether it's from Spain or Ireland. or where they boats just boats Italians. boats and then they make their way. across the land and then you know cover. the whole thing eventually and in a few. hundred years it's a crazy story man and. we got to be careful of this place. You. can't.

sacrifice the things that made us so. great in terms of our freedom just for. political gain because then we're going. to give the whole thing away and we. could go the same way Iran's going. The. same way they they were they had a like. a European style country and now it's a. dictatorship and now it's Islamic and. you know there's no getting out of that. now without some crazy revolution, right? It could go that way anywhere, man. If there's people anywhere on Earth.

in 2025 living under the thumb of. tyranny, there can be people here. It. just a bunch of things have to go wrong. We saw a few things go wrong during co. that should have woke a lot of people up. that the fabric of society is more. fragile than you think it is. And that's. why the founding fathers are so wise. They put into play protections to keep. tyranny from taking over. They had a. bunch of checks and balances that you. can't get through. You You don't have. ultimate power like a king. You have.

Congress, you have the Senate, you have, you know, you have the Supreme Court. It's got to be like that. You can't. change that just because you want your. side to win. Everybody has to be aware. of that. Everybody gets shortsighted. Democrats get shortsighted on this. Republicans get shortsighted on this. You can't have that happen. It's not. good for anybody. It's not good for us. If you think your opinions and your. beliefs and what you know is is more. beneficial to the American people, state.

your case. That should be the only thing. we do. These people should be able to. state their case. Explain how what you. can do. Do we should demand that and all. that other [ __ ] Stop it. Just get rid. of it. Get rid of all of it. Get rid of. all of it. No one should be pro crime. No one should be letting people off the. hook for violent crimes. No one should. be like letting gang members live in. some sanctuary city from another country. that come over here just to cause havoc. and create crime because it we have weak.

policing and because we let them in. Like no one that we no no side should. want that. No side should want the. country to be more dangerous, you know. And no side should want people deported. to El Salvador prisons that aren't. really gang members either. No side no. side should want no due process. No side. should want the ability of the. government to like imagine like you're a. person who's over here illegally, but. you're not a criminal. You're just a guy. who doesn't have paperwork and then they. send you to a prison somewhere. Someone. decides because of your tattoos that. you're in a gang. So now all of a sudden. you're in a prison in another country.

and you haven't even been to trial. We. can't let that happen either. You know, did you see that [ __ ] prison where. they took them in Nicaragua? Whatever. that place in El Salvador. El Salvador. where they house them 40 in. that's [ __ ] insane. That's crazy. That's insanity, brother. And apparently. they have unmarked graves. They, you. know, people die, they get strangled, whatever. Take them to the back. Unmarked grave. You know, it's it's. complete dehumanizing of people as a. overcorrection to having too much crime.

and gang violence. So, too much crime. and gang violence, then you throw all. due process out the window, round. everybody up, throw them all in jail. And if you're going to do that, a. certain percentage of them are pro I. mean, it's going to be effective. You're. definitely going to curb crime, but. you're also going to victimize a few. innocent people, a certain percentage of. innocent people, like undoubtedly, especially if you have no due process. Listen, man, we know that like this is. this can't come to America, you know? And if we're sending our prisoners over.

there, how much different is that than. the other stuff that we hate, like. sending jobs overseas where people work. for a dollar a day and don't get. healthcare? We would never allow that in. America, right? Well, we would never. allow this kind of a prison in America. either. So, should we really be involved. in sending people to this kind of a. prison if they're from another country? You know, it's a it's a it's an. interesting question. Do you think that. is an interesting I think it's there's. something there is a bit of a problem,

right? If you come from one country and. then they put you in a prison in another. one without a trial. If they say you're. a gang member and you're in MS-13, you. come from Mexico, you make your way into. America and all a sudden they put you in. El Salvador prison, you're like, "Yo, what happened here?" Now that's They. took a lot of they took a handful of. people that had weird tattoos and stuff. like that. That's what I've heard, but I. don't really know the truth yet. No, you. don't know the truth. Because, you know, they they were saying that they keep. talking about this guy in the mainstream.

media saying he's a Maryland father and. this and that. But then that Tom Hman. guy says, "No, he's a member of MS-13.". And so, okay, who's telling the truth? And they were saying that if he got. deported and came back into this country. again illegally, we would round him up. again and do it all over again. We. didn't make a mistake. Okay. Well, who's. telling the truth? All right. Well, is. he just a man that's mistaken identity. and they Where's his police record? Yeah. Right. Let me see his police. record. If the guy has a tattoo and he's. got no police record and he's got a.

family and a wife and it's like remember. we used to take me for chicken. Which. place? By your old house 20 years ago. He used to always invite me for chicken. Oh, chicks. The Spanish guy. Yes. Oh, how good was that place? He had that. that woodfired rotisserie. Absolutely. Only pay cash. No credit cards. That's. what killed them. So, think about this. What if he had that for 20 years? Great. guy. Because I always went up there with. you and he was very nice to us. Great. guy. What if they came and got him. because he didn't have a green card? Uh,

he was he was illegal. No, no, no. But. he was illegal. He was legal. He was. legal. You know, there's people He was. second generation. Okay. There's people. that came and you know, they're here. Before I send them Actually, I think he. was more than second generation. Yeah. I. want to make sure that this guy had. roots in the community. I'm not going to. just put him on a [ __ ] PL. Yeah. But. the I think what you got to do is just. get rid of criminals only. But the only. way to know if someone's a criminal is. to have due process. But it's not over a.

[ __ ] tattoo. No, it's due process. All I want cuz there's a lot of kids get. stupid tattoos and then you have them. for you know when I went to Japan um I. couldn't work out in the gym in the. hotel. They made me go up to my room and. put a long sleeve shirt on cuz of my. sleeves. You can't have open tattoos and. work out at like a nice place cuz it's. connected to the Yakuza. Yeah. So like. you you have to you have to follow their. rules, you know? They they demand that.

you follow the rules. That's crazy. Yeah. I can't I can't throw somebody back in. the [ __ ] prison like that just. because of a tattoo. I got to see. something. I got to see something. He. did something to disrupt the system. Yeah. I just see the thing is I don't. know. I really don't know. I don't know. the the truth of these cases because you. get a a biased take from one side often. times and then you get a biased take. from the other side and they're duking. it out to to shape reality for you. Now.

in ' 85 I lived in San. Francisco and I teamed up with a bunch. of Cubans that came in 79. the Mario. boat lift and you know you went over. there every day and I had to buy the old. guy, the guy that ran the corner, I had. to buy him a little bottle of rum, a. half pint, and they would let you. operate your game, whatever your game. was, selling weed, whatever. But my. point of the story is that I remember. this specifically, but from the time I. got there to the time I left, there was. probably 80 Cubans on the block, maybe.

20 of them got arrested. In those days, you got arrested, you got deported like. the following week. If you got arrested, they put you in jail. If you didn't have. paperwork or you came in that Cuban. thing, they would take you, right? Immigration would come get you within 72. [ __ ] hours and you'd be right back in. Cuban. Fidel would shoot you. See, it's. one thing if you arrest someone for a. crime and then you deport them. I get. that. But it's another thing when you're. rounding up people cuz you think they. look suspicious. like during the first.

Trump administration, there's this dude. who was a contractor who was doing. something from a house and uh he was uh. army veteran. I think he was in for 20. plus years um and worked at a management. position at a big construction firm. So. he had like a prestigious job. He was. like a legit guy. So he's at Home Depot. and he's dressed nice, you know, polo. shirt on, nice slacks. like it looks. like a guy who has money. These ICE guys.

pull him over and demand that he show. them their. paperwork and you know he's like what. the [ __ ] are you guys doing? And he says. that to them and then he pulls out his. uh his you know army ID and uh you know. his his driver's license like you can't. do this. You can't just come up to. people goes I'm a [ __ ] American. citizen. He goes, "I was born in America. and I served my country for 25 years and. you [ __ ] idiots are just gonna harass. me in the parking lot because my family.

is of Spanish descent. The [ __ ] away. from me." And you know, he was hot and. he came to the house right from there. and was telling me about this. I was. like, "God damn." Cuz here this guy is. like gentleman businessman, like. sweetheart of a guy, wonderful to talk. to, great to do business with, have a. conversation with him, great guy. They. just looked at him cuz he's brown. Like. that's it. There's no way you could make. any other way you're going to point to.

that guy and think he's an illegal. That. guy's driving a brand new Silverado with. a construction logo on the side of it, shiny clean car, polo shirt, slacks, clipboard in hand. [ __ ]. you. But that's what I'm worried about. I'm not worried about guys that get. arrested, dog. I was worried when they. came to Jersey. I didn't go out that. week. I didn't do much. I'm a DS. I. don't I'm glad they didn't deport you. I. didn't. No, but you never f Listen,

Right. But if you did If you did get. arrested for a crime, you probably now. would say, "Yeah, you should get. deported." Like, if you did a violent. crime. Yeah. Yeah. Take me back. But there's a difference between getting. arrested for a violent crime and just. going to Home Depot cuz you're brown. That's That's crazy. And on this hall, this ice hall, listen, you're picking up. I don't know how many thousands of. people, correct? How many people would. they pick up on this hall? I do not. know. They ship back. I do not know,

dog. You're going to have a couple. clerical errors. Well, you're going to. have always if I listen more than even. the computer will pick them. Yeah. You. know, it it's just a clerical error. But. there's also just be big enough to say. we made a clerical error. Don't keep. saying that I know you're a gang member. because you got a [ __ ] tattoo on. Well, the the thing is like that we. don't know what's correct, right? But. there's not just clerical errors. If you. don't have due process, you also have. the potential for people to potentially. falsely accuse someone on purpose just.

so they could arrest them because they. don't like them or they have a bad. business dealing with them or there's. some reason why they want to send this. [ __ ] to show him to El Salvador. People are crazy. They do [ __ ] like that. all the time. If you're just rounding. people up and you this guy that you. [ __ ] hate happens to be from. Nicaragua and you just [ __ ] sick sick. the dogs on them. If you got a hotline. when people can call and rat on people, people are rats. There's a lot of rats. Especially if you just have a wild. number that you can call wild number to.

turn people in. Remember during COVID. like they were they were giving people. rewards for turning people in for having. parties in LA and the mayor was saying. normally snitches get stitches but now. they get rewards. Do you remember that? Yeah. That [ __ ] mayor that they had. in LA during the entire time. I don't. even remember. He was such a Los Angeles. Los Angeles. Oh, wasn't that guy? It was. Yeah. My favorite thing was when Black.

Lives Matter protested in front of his. house. Like you're never woken up, [ __ ]. Well, this is my problem. This guy. Well, yeah, that guy. What the [ __ ] is. his name? Oh god, what a tool. says it. See, it's I think it's in the. beginning. Make sure that everybody. continues to let us know where those. folks are. If you've observed recurring.

violations of the safer at home order, please continue to let us know at. coronavirus.lacity.org/business. violation. You know the old expression. about snitches? Well, in this case, snitches get rewards. We want to thank. you for turning folks in and making sure. we are all safe. You should go to jail. for saying that. I'm going explain. something. You [ __ ]. due process has been my problem since. all this [ __ ] started. And it started.

with even the cancel culture. Okay. Due. process. You got to come at me and let. me know everything. Just cuz you opened. up your mouth. I said that 22 years ago. at a party I kissed you. I tried to kiss. you. That ain't good enough. That just. ain't good enough. Well, I went home and. called my girlfriend Diane. We'll get. her on the [ __ ] stand, too. But I. don't I believe in due process. I'll do. whatever time you want me to do. Prove. that I did it. Just don't open up your. [ __ ] mouth. Absolutely. But when you. have something like I'm asking for you. to turn people in for anything, people.

going to go nutty and start ratting on. people. That's just what they do. You. can't get away from. that. You can't. Snitches get. rewards. Like if you have that for. immigration, you got a real problem. You. got a real problem. Because there's. legit scumbag racists out there that'll. find people and start targeting them. People SWAT people all the time that you. know what that is? They [ __ ] call 911. and say someone's being held hostage at.

Joey Diaz's house at gunpoint and then. the SWAT team shows up and you might not. know what's going on. So you might pull. out a [ __ ] gun and get shot. Yeah, I've heard of that where college. students are doing it. Somebody doing. it. People are doing it all the time. All the time. Yeah. No, it happens. There there was a bunch of uh. conservative um online people that were. getting swatted. recently. It's wild [ __ ] dude. You. know, you give people this ability with. like social media or even more so if you.

can like anonymously tip people that. people are immigrants here illegally. Like boy, that's going to be a problem. if that ever happens. And that could. just be a woman who owns a [ __ ] fruit. stand and a Mexican owns a fruit stand. down the corner and she could just call. and go, "Listen, this guy's illegal.". There's people that are excited that. people are getting deported. Like, be. [ __ ] careful. Be careful what you. wish for. You don't want this more. people searching for people to lock up. And then here's the thing, like any.

other business, once you start getting. numbers, you don't want those numbers to. drop off. You don't want the job to go. away. You know, you got a quota, right? If you got a quota, there's if there's a. I don't know if there is a quota, but if. there's a quota for how many immigrants. we got to send back, you got to have a. problem cuz then now you've made it a. game and now I'm trying to score points. And if Joey gets 30 guys, I want to get. 50 guys. [ __ ] Joey. I got 50. I think a. few of them might not be guilty, but. [ __ ] it. Who cares? Who cares? I got I. hit the bonus. Cadillac. I hit the.

bonus. Yeah, [ __ ] them. They should all. go back anyway. Agreed. Agreed. Yeah, there's a lot of [ __ ] idiots in this. world. There's a lot of people that. they're shortsighted and by giving if if. there is I'm not saying there is a. quota, but if there is a quota, you're. giving people a game to play. Now, you. don't want to play games with people. Well, I think even on ticket quotas, there's a percentage that they know. they're going to get beat on it. Like, uh, yeah, if I give you 10 tickets, eight of them are going to be good. Two. of them are going to be he's gonna come.

in with an attorney and fight this. and. the wind was blowing and you know I. always said that like what would they. do? See, this is a problem with the. government that they exposed with this. department of government efficiency. And. I had heard about this before from my. friends were that were in the military. that like if you get a budget for the. year, if you don't spend all of that. money, your budget's going to be reduced. next year. You don't want that to. happen. So, you spend money wildly, completely inefficiently. And I I think that's part of the problem.

that we're facing here is like they. don't want to lose out on any of this. money. They've been getting this money. this way for so long. You're right. If they don't use it, that's right. The budget goes down. Yeah, the budget goes down. They call. that something. What is it called? [ __ ] I don't know. What is it. called? What is it called? I had a. point, but I forgot what my point is. But it's just that, you know, we're in a. weird time here where uh people are.

arguing about whether or not we should. abandon core principles that made this. country great. Like very intelligent. liberal people. with degrees are talking about the First. Amendment should have restrictions. Like. no, no, no, no, no. You don't get to. decide. You don't get to decide because. without free speech I don't know who's. right and I can't just go on narratives. It's too that's what a that's how. religions work. That's how cults work.

They make you go on a very specific. narrative and you can't go outside the. lines. If you want to the human race to. evolve, if you want people to evolve. culturally, if you want people to. communicate better, they got to be able. to say whatever they want. And then you. decide if you want to communicate with. people that speak differently than you. And if you think that they have an. egregious position, you're allowed to. say something about it and you talk. about it and everybody has to figure out. who's right and who's wrong. And unless. that's able to go on, you're never going. to get to the truth. And if you just.

like cut that off for things that you. find offensive, the problem is maybe I. don't find it offensive and you can't. decide what I can take in and not take. in. You're not allowed to because I. don't know you and you don't know me. This is nonsense. Like you got to give. human beings the ability to discern for. themselves. The only way for they them. to truly do that is they got to be able. to communicate openly. And they were. trying to stop that during the Biden. administration. They were putting the. [ __ ] brakes on all kinds of [ __ ] that.

people are allowed to talk to. And. everybody's like, "Yeah, we got to stop. this information." Like, you're you're. signing your own [ __ ] death warrant. You don't even know. it. You're giving away the only thing. that we have left. taking a vitamin. It's called uh cardio. nad. I'm taking something else that's. called like colon. They gave it to me. after my lung thing and my lung feels a. lot better. You know what the doctor. told me when he told me to take the one.

supplement? What? They took it off the. market during CO. Why' they do that? Because it's such a. great lung supplement. Like I feel a lot. better since I've been on it for five. weeks. They took this off the internet. and everything. They shut down their. website for three years. Oh my god. So I. That sounds so crazy that if you had. said this to me before co I would like. Joey's crazy. Stop talking like that, man. I was so pro- pharmaceutical drugs. back then, like as the cure all to.

everything and modern medicine and. vaccinations are so important. And CO. woke me the [ __ ]. up when I found out that they were. trying to stop doctors and take away. their licenses if they prescribed. ivormectin. take away your license. If you just. prescribe off label a drug that people. say is beneficial in certain trials, but. you're for some reason you're not. allowed to do it. For the first time.

ever, doctors are prohibited from. prescribing something off label that has. no negative side effects. It's never. happened. before. Never happened before where. there's a a. public SCOP where they're trying to. pretend that it's horse dewormer so. nobody will take it. It's bizarre. And. they did it right in front of our face. And they just did it for money. And the. [ __ ] media went along with it. And so. did the liberals. The liberals went. along with it. And they parroted out.

everything they say. Safe and effective. If it saved millions of lives with no li. people are dropping like flies to the. left and the right of them. People are. stroking out on the subway. And. everyone's pretending that nothing's. wrong. Everyone's pretending this drop. in all cause this increase in all all. cause mortality isn't crazy. That's not. weird. It's not weird that cancer is on. a skyrocketing rate. That's not weird to. you. Everyone's pretending. And if you. bring it up, you're a. kook. They tricked everybody into being.

the. cop. Everybody is calling that Garcetti. hotline. Everybody's a little. rat. They're all little rats. They're. little rats working for the man and. they'll rat on each other and then if. something happens to them because of it, they keep their mouth shut because they. don't want to hear it. So they like do. the work of the man for the man cuz. they're. suckers. Isn't that.

wild? And that that what we're talking. about is the problem. with this disclosure of aliens. Those. people are going to fall apart. The. people that fell apart in COVID, oh. Jesus, they're going to be wearing. silver jumpsuits and sucking alien dicks. the moment those guys arrive. They will. jump on team alien. They'll be rounding. up people and using us for slaves. They'll do whatever the aliens asked. They'll be like vampire familiars. Remember those where there was like a. guy wasn't a vampire but wanted to be.

one, so he'd do anything the vampire. asked. That's what those [ __ ] faces. would do. All those all the people that. got nine boosters, all those morons, they'll they'll be like on team alien. 100%. It is imperative that the human. race perish. It's imperative. We're a. blight on the. world. And the Anunnaki are going to. help us. Those [ __ ] idiots. Let's. sell us right down a river. It's crazy what's going on in the world. tonight, my friend. It is. But there's.

It always has to be crazy so we realize. it's crazy so people snap out of it. like this is the this is a part of. society. It's like it there's not a. linear path to success. What happens. with societies is things go really well. and then they go terrible and you either. adjust or you don't. And if you don't. the civilization dies and then a new one. emerges but if you do then you recover. and it's like how many times can you do. that? How long can you keep this [ __ ]. thing going on? Because you're going to. have like great prosperity which makes.

soft people, you know, hard times makes. hard men. Hard men make soft times. Soft. times make soft men. Soft men make hard. times. And everybody knows that. That's. what it is. It just is get it go. And. it's just a matter of recognizing that. it's happening. So you course correct, which is why everybody's leaving. California. They're not course. correcting. They're going into madness. And they're like, "No, we're. progressive." And no, no, you're going. into the rocks. No, no, no. The rocks. protect us. No, you're going to die. You're going to hit the rocks. It's.

going to be over. Just like there's no. more Rome. Is going to be no more LA. like you [ __ ] morons, right? This the. the world is littered with civilizations. that lost their way. You can go and find. the ruins everywhere. You know this. they're gone. They went away. That's how. it happens. Stupid. And you're doing it. right now. And we either recognize that or we. don't. And if we don't, it's not. good. But I think we will. I think we. have uh a different, you know, a.

different way of communicating now. because people can talk so much online. You're going to get a lot of stupid [ __ ]. online. You get a lot of dumb things. online, but you're also going to get a. lot of conversations that make you. think, that make you go, that actually. makes sense. Like, why are we assuming. that the way we're doing it so far and. the way we've been doing it is the only. way to do it? What is wrong with this. system? How do we get the money out of. it? How do we get money out of politics? How do we get the number one corrupting. factor out of figuring out what's best.

for all of us? How do we do that? Smoke weed, eat mushrooms, talk to. aliens. That's it. I don't get involved. in none of that [ __ ] It doesn't bother. me. I do sometimes when I think about it. cuz I do I go down roads. I don't want. to think about it. I want to just enjoy. my life. And I'm scared for my daughter. in the future. Everything else I got to. [ __ ] take a chance every goddamn day. You know what I'm saying? Yes. Well, that's also one of the benefits of a. society with children. A society with. children wants to make sure that the.

future is safe. Um, a society of people. without children making rules don't give. a [ __ ] about kids. And there this some. people are actually openly disdainful of. children and then they get into. positions of government and power. That's not good. Um, I think something. happens to you when you have children. that I think is an important biological. sort of. spiritual developmental cycle. There's. something that happens to you when you. realize this little person you love more.

than life itself and you're taking care. of them now and then you want the world. to be a better place and then you start. thinking, "Oh, all these people around. me used to be babies. They used to be b. this is what we're all on this weird. journey and like maybe we could all be a. little nicer to each other." You. know, if that doesn't happen to you and. you don't have kids, you don't have. something that you love more than life. itself. Yeah, it's a different that's a. different kind of thing. And if you want. power when you're that person, that's a. different kind of thing, too. And. especially if you're into war, if you're. a war hawk and you don't have any kids,

like Jesus Christ, you you're willing to. send other people's kids overseas to die. for some nonsense and you don't even. know what that is like. That's kind of. crazy. So, we're in a society right now where. we have a except for Elon, we have a. population decline. People aren't having. as much babies as they used to. It just. doesn't seem like it because there's so. many people, but it's like a when they. look at the numbers for the future, we're in a kind of a weird population. collapse thing. Like Japan is [ __ ].

Have you seen any of that stuff on. Japan? See if you can find anything on. Japanese population crisis. They're. having so few children in Japan that. like in three generations they could be. in real. trouble. Like the number of people that. will have uh a grandchild right now is. significantly lower than it ever has. been before. I ask you a question. Yeah. The [ __ ] it got to do with me? I don't. give a [ __ ] about the Japs. What the.

[ __ ] is wrong with you, Joe? Well, I. think about it with us because I think. about it with like civilizations. collapsing. I think about it what we've. been talking about the whole day. Yeah, but we don't have to worry about that. I. know. I know. I know. We don't have to. worry about [ __ ] too much. You're. right. You're right. It's the first. podcast I'm done with. I'm scared. You. know what I'm saying? What the [ __ ] is. wrong with you? You're right. Enough. with this [ __ ] You're right. And. politics. Enough. Co is over. If you. took the [ __ ] needle, [ __ ] you if you. didn't. Now they just found out that. [ __ ] uh the flu shot don't work. I. could have told you that 25 [ __ ].

years ago. Work. It makes you 25% more. likely to get the flu. And I'm a GED. type of [ __ ] [ __ ] So knock. it off. I hate all this [ __ ] I'm. scared. You know what I'm saying? The. [ __ ] I'm scared too. Yeah. About. Japanese. Listen, man. That's what the. problem is. We're worrying about This is. what the internet [ __ ] us. That's. true. This is why we have retards. walking around believing everything. because I forgot what I was going to. tell you. The internet [ __ ] us. The. internet [ __ ] us. It's too much.

information. It's like this. I was in. the hospital and I get on a [ __ ]. elevator and there's two, three doctors, you know, half a [ __ ] in my world, okay? And they're like, "Oh my god, we can't. wait till the Kennedy report comes out.". Well, how is it going to make a. difference in your world? It's like. these idiots with the Epstein list. How. is it going to make a difference in your. world if Tom Hanks is on that list? I'll. tell you, do you not have to go to work. tomorrow? Do you have to do all the same. [ __ ] It doesn't. That [ __ ] doesn't. matter to me. I don't give a [ __ ] who's.

on the Epstein list. I don't give a [ __ ]. who went to Diddy's house. It's got. nothing to do with me. But in today's. world, because of the internet, it makes. us think it's got something to do with. us. Had nothing to do with me, man. It's. a show. That's what it is. What's the. [ __ ] show? I don't want to watch that. show. So now I got to wait here. 60. years we've been watching the same. footage. He got hit. It clocked back. You know, Lee Harvey out. Now we want to. really [ __ ] with these [ __ ] peanut.

nimble-headed dummies that are like, "Well, I want to see what's on there.". Then two days later, the Jews did it. Yeah, believe me. Just worry about. paying your [ __ ] credit card bills, you [ __ ] idiot. That's what you. should worry about. Did you see what. happened this year in this country? [ __ ] millionaires are selling off. [ __ ] property before to pay taxes to. get capital. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? And people were worried about the. [ __ ] Epstein list. It's like, how is. it going to change your life who [ __ ]. Tom Hanks was [ __ ] in the ass? Who.

doesn't matter? And do you really care. at the end of the day? Do you really. care about that 16-year-old girl? No, you don't. So, shut the [ __ ] up. Nobody. cares. It's just a [ __ ] show. It's a. show. It's a show. It's like I told you. about LA. You know, I was It's a. compelling show. What's that [ __ ]. show with the crazy stoner guy, Seth. Rogan? He just Oh, I haven't seen it. The studio. Okay. Not a bad show. Not a. bad show at all. But I was watching that. show and it let me realize what I hated. Short small talk that [ __ ] we were.

talking about before where people just. like well the other day a contractor. came over. I love this guy came over to. my house going to do the garage and. there was a moment of 10 minutes that it. was him and his son and me and my wife. and we're just standing there and it. just takes one guy to go all right back. to work everybody because if not we'll. sit there for three hours. So how did it. feel? Great. How was your trip? How was. the hospital stay? Listen, it doesn't. [ __ ] matter how my hospital stay was. Get in your truck. Get the [ __ ] out of. here and I'll get the [ __ ] out of here.

I go my way. You, you know, my wife, I. hate her around when people come over. because she'll always throw that. curveball in. Like, tell them to look at. the room. No, they don't need to look at. the [ __ ] room. Leave them in the. [ __ ] garage. If not, you're going to. confuse these [ __ ] You got to. assume everybody is confused. You go to. a restaurant, you get something wrong. Everybody is not cooking on [ __ ] you. know, it's something I've never seen. before. Every time I go somewhere, I'm. like, "How could they be that stupid?". Yeah. How could they not do this? How. could they? You go to CVS, there's.

anywhere you go, it's like they're not. even training people. anymore. They're not even training. people anymore. You know, you go to I. went somewhere the other day. I was at. the mall. My daughter was on I go to Pep. Changs. Pep Changs. Those type of. restaurants, they used to train people. for two weeks. You don't get paid. You're in there learning [ __ ] It's not. like a regular restaurant where they're. like follow Joe Joe Rogan around for a. day and then [ __ ] come back tomorrow. and you're on your own, dog. Nobody's. [ __ ] They don't know anything. These. young kids don't know anything. Nothing.

You know, a lot of them aren't even. getting driver's licenses. They just. Uber. everywhere. The kids don't want to learn. how to drive. I don't want to learn how. to drive. They don't care. My friend was. telling me his son's got a license for. two years. He's home every night. We got a license. We We left the house. before we had the license. We were. driving to New Hampshire. Yeah. We had. the car before we had the [ __ ]. license. Yeah. These It's But listen, I. had, you know, people I went to a comedy. show and a a guy comedian was talking.

about kids and I'm like, I'm not going. to do that no more because that's all of. us. We all talk about when I was [ __ ]. 40, right? When I was 28, you know, I. did this and I did that. But these kids. today are different. And I've accepted. it. I've accepted it in my neighborhood. When I went back, I was pissed for a few. [ __ ] months. How come? Because. there's no kids playing. There's kids. all over my [ __ ] uh street in my. little cultist act there. I got like. eight [ __ ]. kids. Mr. Softy comes. We're the only. ones out there. 4 in the afternoon.

Where the [ __ ]. kids? And then I said, "Well, kids don't. feel comfortable being unsupervised. today." You know, you hear too much. about kids being abducted and weird. things happening to kids. It's not like. they could free range like when we were. kids. It's like there that that. narrative is out there everywhere. And. then some neighborhoods just aren't. [ __ ] safe. Your your kids shouldn't. be out. Nah, there's a lot of safe. neighborhoods where kids don't play. Our. neighborhood wasn't that safe. But in. Unity there is strength. There's a real. problem with uh video games. Video games.

are so good that kids don't want to go. outside. That's a [ __ ] cell phone. Computer, cell phone, the computer, man. That too. It's so many things. But I'm. not I don't have a problem with it no. more. That's what I'm trying to say to. you. It's who they are now. It's who. they are. You know, I was reading. something. I just put this together. It's the truth. Remember a couple maybe. a year ago, they were talking about how. low testosterone in these people. Yeah. Kids don't play no more. Well, they. don't play. They don't go outside. They. don't jump. They don't jump. And then.

they're eating garbage. So, what do you. think the testosterone levels are going. to be? And they they have plastic in. their brain. They said that they studied. a bunch of people to see micro how much. microlastic they had in their brain. And. some people had as much as a plastic. spoon. What? Imagine that. You have so. many microlastics in your brain that if. they extracted it all, you can make a. plastic spoon. So, of course, that's going to wreck. your [ __ ] testosterone, too. And then.

I saw this thing about Call of Duty, some [ __ ] insane statistic about the. amount of time that in total that's been. played in Call of Duty is like more than. human. civilization. Like the amount of minutes. that people have logged, like millions. of people playing Call of Duty is like, if you put it all together, it's longer. than human civilization. And I've never played a video game, Joe.

Good. Is that the craziest? You'd love. it. Stay away from them. They're crack. They're crack. I just never felt the. need to sit there on a [ __ ] computer. and shoot at people. I'd rather shoot at. people for real. I'd rather steal a car. for real or roll a [ __ ] drug dealer. Well, it's definitely more fun to shoot. at things for real, but video games are. very fun. There's They're not These. people playing them aren't morons. They're fun. They're really fun. What is. the long What is the amount of time. spent? It's I This goes back there's a. Reddit post from 10 years ago actually.

repeating the exact same thing. So 10. years ago it was that much. There's You. could probably pick a video game though. and say the same thing, right? Grand. Theft Auto, right? Yeah. Any really. popular game, right? Yeah. How about. Subway Servers? It says 25 billion hours. played, but this was 10 years ago. 25. billion. hours. That's That's so crazy. That's so. crazy. That's so many hours of people. playing that [ __ ] game 10 years ago. Yeah. At the same time, World of. Warcraft has six billion years played.

Six million. 6 million. 6 million. 6. million. Jesus Christ. So 6 million. That's pre-ivilization. I was a model. guy. Weren't you a model guy? Yeah. I I. used to make um little Star Wars. Millennium Falcon models. Model cars. I. used to do all the superheroes, the. brick wall and all that. Remember when. you could paint them? You could paint. them. I used to paint them and the whole. thing that was my that's the only thing. that kept me [ __ ] until one day my mom. goes, "Stop painting those [ __ ].

things. Get out of the [ __ ] house.". How much paint fumes were we just. [ __ ] getting in our bodies when kids? Glue paint. Listen, everybody's got that. problem. These people talk about rubber. cement glue. Remember that stuff when. you would crack it and it had this the. brush attached to the lid and you pull. it out and the smell you'd be like, "Woo!" And you'd tell your friends, "Smell this." You all be smelling. markers. Everybody be sniffing markers and. sniffing glue. I was thinking of sniffing glue again. just to see how we feel now. Probably.

not good. I would imagine. We have some. uh We have some smelling salts. Should. we wrap this up with a smelling salt? Jamie, how many of those are fresh? They're all stacked. Is there any order. to those? The way they're stacked? I. think this was the last That's the last. freshy. Chuck that baby this way. You. got one to go for me? Yeah, of course. I. have one to go. You really want to take. it with you? Yeah, I've got one. Okay, here we go. Oh, this is fresh. Fresh. This one hasn't been opened. yet. Oh, you hear that? That means it. just melted back on or something. Oh,

boy. Whoa. This is a good one. Here we. [Music]. go. Oh. boy. Wow. Yeah, them fresh ones. Oh my goodness. I. got to get the right side hopefully. Are. we um are we giving ourselves brain. damage or what? Hopefully. Let's uh find.

out about that. What else will we find. out about? We figured out the numbers. Was there one other thing? Yeah. Jesus, these fresh ones are brutal. Are we. giving ourselves brain damage? Holy. crap. I need to know. I can't afford any. more brain damage. I cleared my ears. Yeah. Let's put a lid on that thing. Keep it fresh. Oh my god, Joe. Keep it. fresh. Says you overuse may damage nasal. passages or lungs. Oh, well that's not. good. What does it do? What's overuse? Overuse can damage nasal pass. I don't. think it's getting to my lungs. [ __ ] use.

both. I got damaged [ __ ] patch. already and lung hair and [ __ ] Bro, you're your the inside of your nose is. scarred over. It's like a cauliflower. ear. Look at this. That was a good. whack. That was a very good whack. That. affected something. Yeah. cleaves you. out. I've never tried it before lifting. weights, but that's what it's for. That's what they do. Those powerlters. So, this is for strength lifters. Yeah. The real powerlifter guys, they like to. take a jolt of that [ __ ] right before. they. [ __ ] [ __ ].

What's the pros and cons of this [ __ ]. Like, what are the long I don't think. there's any pros. It's all cons. This is. not good. We just did. But this the ones. we just did now is just a higher. strength of the stuff they used to put. in your nose. It smells the same stuff. It's exact. It's It's smelling salts. It's just a whole jar of them. It's. ammonia, right, Jamie? No. If you get. knocked out, you put that under them. What happened? They used to be able to. do that to boxers in between rounds. They stopped allowing them to do it, you. know, cuz I guess it'll wake you up if you got.

a concussion a little bit. Just enough. for you to get more of a concussion. So. Tommy Hearns can hit you again. Oh my. god. And I got this [ __ ] Loris, not. Loris Fishburn. Who's the other guy? The. guy I like a lot. He's in the Godfather. of Harlem. Forest Whitaker. Forest. Whitaker. Forest Whitaker eye now. Oh, did you see it? No. What's going on with. your eye? I don't know. When I got high, it droops. Only when you get high. That's hilarious. Yeah. Right here over. this. I got to put like scotch tape over. this. Did you ever see Forest Whitaker. in The Color of Money? [ __ ]. tremendous. Hustles Paul Newman. He.

hustled Paul Newman. It was beautiful. He's [ __ ] really Can I ask you a. question? You think I need to lose. weight? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He. says that after he robs him. He tricks. him. He pretends he sucks at pool and. then slowly but surely Paul Newman. realizes he's getting hustled. Sorry, I'll throw this away. And there's. a scene where he gets angry and he asks. him, "Are you a hustler?" He's like, "You you can quit if you want to. quit." It's one of the best scenes. That.

was a great scene. I forgot. It's one of. the best. It's one of the best scenes in. the movie because that's really how it. works. Just Just for your uh clarity, a. doctor says this about smelling. Oh, what does it say? If you're stuck in a. room that was filled with ammonia gas, you would get lung toxic toxicity. Potentially, you get airway injury. You. could potentially die. But breathing. this stuff in a few times over a few. hours isn't really going to lead to any. significant complications. He had that. the FDA warning is mostly a regulatory. issue about misbranding and mislabeling.

Oh, okay. So, we have to worry. There's no way we could worry because. those powerlifter guys, they've been. doing it forever. It's like that Hicks. joke about, you know, when you smoke. cigarettes, they're on the side of. labels. Oh, yeah. Low birth weight. Low. birth weight. I can live with that. Just. pick the ones you like. Yeah. Ironic. that that guy got pancreatic cancer and. that's a side effect of. cigarettes. That's one of I mean, you. can't for sure say that that's what. caused it, but that is one of the things. that comes from that. Renewed interest.

may have come after the appearance on. the Joe Rogan Experience. Oops. Ha. Yeah, people are blasting themselves to. death with this [ __ ] Now, what's going. on for Jersey? Who's on that card? Kyla. against the Venezuelan. Um, let's pull. it up. Uh, the main event is Sugar Sean. Ali and uh Morab Dwaves Willie the. rematch, which would be absolute [ __ ]. chaos. Juliana Pena versus Kayla. Harrison, who's the most jacked female.

that's not on steroids walking the face. of the earth. Kayla Harrison is [ __ ] I. mean, she passes all her tests, but good. lord, that lady's jacked. Bruno Silva, Joshua Van, this is like they haven't. made the full card yet. These this. Kelvin Gassam, the fight with Joe Pyer. that was rescheduled. Joe Piper got real. sick in Mexico City. So did um uh Daniel. Cormier and so did John Anick. They all. got really sick in Mexico City. Cheetos on that card. Oh, let me see. that. Yeah, I was going to get the. better version. Okay. Who was uh Cheeto.

fighting? Okay, that Kelvin fight is a very good. fight by the way. Kelvin and Joe Piper. Joe Piper is a [ __ ] terrifying dude. Mario Bautista, that's a very good. fight. Mario Bautista is rock solid, man. That's a serious dude. And Marlin. is a monster, too, cuz that's that's a. [ __ ] very good fight. Marlin's got. the bigger name, but Mario Batista is a. [ __ ] killer. Great card, but it's not.

fully formed yet. There's just a few. fights. Generally speaking, there's um. usually it's around 13. fights. You know, John and I were. talking about that the other day, like. there there's nothing like calling the. UFC fights because you start, you know, if it's on in Vegas time, you're. starting the fights at 3 p.m. and you're. going all the way through to the. pay-per-view. You're doing like six. hours plus of commentary and then you. got to find times to run to pee.

Sometimes it's like I have to tell the. the truck, "Can I pee?" And then you go. over because I'm drinking Monster Energy. drinks and I'm taking nicotine pouches. and I'm [ __ ] fired up and I'm. drinking a lot of water, too. I'm. drinking my hydrogen water and I have to. [ __ ] pee so bad. There's nothing. worse when you have to when you're. trying to form a sense and you have to. pee. You can't think. It has been brutal for. me. Brutal. And when I eat. mushrooms, I got to pee every 20 [ __ ]. minutes. Why? And if I'm in a car, I got.

to pull over and pee. And I got to make. sure I'm not in the sexual [ __ ] uh. territory. Like I don't pee at close to. school, churches, [ __ ] parks, cuz. they throw you under the bus for sexual. whatever. And you got to be careful. But. dog, I'm in a world where there some. weeks are better than others. I don't. get up at night to pee, but in the. daytime, especially if I work out and I. start drinking that water and drinking. that water, oh baby, I got to start. peeing. And then when I got sick, this. was the beauty of it. Every time I had a.

pee, I get anxiety. I would get a panic. attack. I couldn't even make it to the. bathroom to walk. Really? I was peeing. my pants on the way to the [ __ ]. bathroom. Joe, you have no idea that the. last week of. February when I went to the hospital in. March, that was possibly that Saturday, that Saturday night, my blood pressure. was 212 over 100 and my oxygen level was. at. 86. And I wouldn't go to the hospital. because I don't want the ambulance. coming to get me at 4 in the morning in.

front of my daughter. So I waited till 8. and then I drove myself to the hospital. It was [ __ ] up, bro. Wow. That was a [ __ ] up couple months, man. I didn't know what was going on. And. what did they determine it was? It was. uh had heart congenative heart failure. When you have fluid in your lungs, edema, whatever. I was retained, bro. I. went I walk around right now I'm 278. I. was 265 all summer cuz I was really.

happy. Every day I would go look I can. fight in the UFC. When I walked into the. hospital I was 319. Oh, you got big. I. got big in a month. Oh, like a month. And I wasn't eating in the hospital. Nothing. What were you Was it like. Italian food? Like what? Got you so big. I was just retaining water. Edema is. when you retain water. Oh, like that. much water. Oh my god, Joe. And my lungs. was getting the water so I couldn't. breathe. And then when I would not it.

got to it became it went from me just. having to stop like if I would walk from. here I wouldn't make it to your. bathroom. Couldn't make it to your. bathroom. I would have to stop in the in. between and take like a five minute. breath. Meanwhile holding my peeing. Oh. Jesus. And your [ __ ] stress levels. going up and up because you're holding. your [ __ ] peeing. It got to the point. I would walk into shop, get what I had. to get, but now I got to stand there cuz. I got to [ __ ] pee from the walking. Oh no. And the bathroom's a mile away. There's no walking. You just take your.

dick out and pee. There's no even Oh my. god. In those days, it wasn't even. getting the container from the car cuz I. started bringing the container in the. car. There was no time. You just get. out, open the car door, and make believe. you're waving at somebody. And you take. your dick out, you're peeing or you I. make believe like I'm getting something. from the back of the car. the whole time. I'm peeing. Oh wow. Yeah, man. So, as soon as I went in, they put me on these [ __ ] things for. 3 days and I lost like 20 lbs of fluid. It was [ __ ] amazing. I was peeing one.

of those full things, one an hour. Really couldn't even make it to the. bathroom. I would just get up and. [ __ ] pee in it, fill it up, and then. they did a nuclear blood test and they. had to take out, I don't know, [ __ ]. six tubes of blood in 45 minutes. And. that's when they came back and they go, "You got 65%. You're overloaded on fluid. in your body. You're retaining that much. water and your blood cells are off the. charts. So, we got to start.

draining." I started I started draining. They were taking I don't know how many. tubes from me every 3 hours of blood. Wow. Look at my [ __ ] arms. They're. [ __ ] banged up. I like a [ __ ] Wow. heroin junkie. So, when I got out, I. started taking it. Listen, when you end. up in a hospital, there's a problem, okay? There's a problem. Yeah. You you. cut a stitch, that's not a problem. You. had a situation. That's how I looked at. it. There's a problem here. We got to. get to the bottom of this [ __ ] What. is the bottom of it? What's the cause of.

it was it was I was taking MK677. What is that? And it's a it's a amino. acid peptide. which mimics growth. hormone in your brain. And it had a lot. of dumps like it it do insulin dumps and. all this type of [ __ ] and it was raising. my sugar. It was doing a ton of [ __ ] I. didn't even know it. But this ain't the. first time it happened. It happened when. I was doing testosterone when I was 50. I had a a rush of red blood cells and I.

had to go to I was in DC and I had the. worst [ __ ] migraine headache for days. and they took blood out. They go, "You. got too many red blood cells." Wow. So. that's why I can't do any of that [ __ ]. M and it's like the man said, if you're. going to do growth, do growth. Don't get. something that's going to mimic growth. What ways to Well can do for. you what what ways to Well could do for. you will change your [ __ ] life. Yeah. No, we get you a full blood panel and. figure out what's going on. Adjust your. nutrition. Adjust your I love I love.

Bron's a good [ __ ] man. And he loves. what he does. He does. And that's what. the key is. Like he's jerking off all. over that [ __ ] Martian. He loves that. [ __ ] He loves it. He loves it. It took. forever to build that thing. He was. telling me he was having that thing made. two years ago and I was like, "Wow, what. are you doing?" Now that he got it, I. was like, "Oh, okay. I get it. It's. pretty cool." It's pretty really [ __ ]. cool. But that was what I have going on, man. When I came out, I was going to see. what we could do. Yeah. I quit smoking. pot and I was like, "Come on, man.".

After about a month, I'm like, "Come on, Joy. This ain't what [ __ ] puts you in. the hospital. You know this." So, I. started slightly. I would just do one. hit in the morning because that's all I. need is the morning. The rest of the day. is [ __ ] I just like to be high in. the morning with that coffee. That's my. world. That lets me know what I'm doing. that day. You think about life. Yeah. No, it's like what Bill Heck said, marijuana don't make you lazy. It just. makes you realize that what you're going. to do ain't worth doing. Okay. That's. the way I look at it. You know, then I. got to drive into the city, do that.

podcast, only 18 people listen to it. I'm not [ __ ] going to, you know? That's what happens. And that's what. happens with me. I smoke pot in the. morning. I'm like, I ain't doing that. today. [ __ ] that. I love you to death, Joey. Let's wrap. this up, my brother. Thank you for. having me. I'm glad you're in town. Let's have some fun. Happy Easter, everybody. Stay black. Bye, everybody. [Music]. [Applause].

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