Joe Rogan Experience #2307 - Tim Dillon

Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. The Joe. Rogan Experience. Train by day. Joe. Rogan podcast by night. All day. Hey, Tim Dylan. How are you? I'm much. better now that the ladies are back from. space. Thank you for having me. What. were they up there? 10 minutes. Well, it. was very profound. I don't know if. you've seen Katy Perry talk about it, but she's basically a guru now. Yeah. What were her findings? That's my. question. daisy, which is super important. It.

shows you how quick the flight was. The. dead daisy that's like snipped from its. life source was still still alive or. still vibrant. Yeah. And it's so it's so. daisy. Wow. Look at her nails. So. pretty. Now, so they go up there and. they float for like 10 minutes at least. And then they come down. Let's not. minimize this. No, I uh it's a big deal. Let's celebrate female astronauts. because they were united because a lot.

of men astronauts, they have to go to. school, right? They have to learn how to. be a pilot first, then they have to join. the Air Force or the Navy and then they. get appointed by NASA. That's right. And. then they go to space, you know, but and. there has been that's the other thing. There has been female astronauts. Let's. let's not minimize this. Let's not. minimize this. Yeah. There was a [ __ ] stuck on a space. station for a few months. That's. terribly more impressive. Let's not. minimize this. No. The problem with that.

story is that she was rescued by a very. awful person. Okay. Who wants to expose. fraud fraud and waste? Yes. Did Musk. rescue her? Yes. Oh, interesting. Yeah. I didn't know that. Oh, where's that in. the news? Oh, I didn't know that. Those. [ __ ] people were stuck. The Boeing. jet, the Skyline, whatever the [ __ ] it. is, the Boeing spaceship wasn't working. They couldn't fix it. Interesting. I. didn't even know that. Yeah. And by the. way, Elon could have rescued them during. the Biden administration. They didn't. want to because of his open support for.

Trump. So, they left those people up. there. Yes. He's talked about it on my. podcast. They left those people up there. and they're just chilling. No, they're. dying. It's like slow radiation. poisoning. It's like getting 10 x-rays a. day. You're just slowly getting sapped. of your life force out there in no. gravity. Your bones are weakening. Did. you see that lady's face when she came. back? She didn't look great, bro. Her. something had happened like her chin had. grown. Like her chin was extended and.

her hair had all turned gray. She looked. like she was sick. She was sick. You're. dying up there, man. I had uh Commander Chris Hatfield on and. he was at one point in time the longest. person that had been in space from. wasn't he? It's like he was there for. like six months and he was saying it was. unbelievable like how difficult it was. to recover once you get back to earth. He couldn't walk. It was just like a. total vertigo. Like his whole body was. like so not used to gravity. All of his.

bones were weak. All his muscles were. weak. But these [ __ ] seem fine. These. ladies. Well, for now, let's not. minimize let's not minimize the. sacrifice they made for the world. In. fact, for the world. They're profoundly. different. They're profoundly different. now. to show people. Well, it's. inspiring. That's what I'm saying. It's. inspiring. If a if a if a guy who's. worth what, a trillion dollars, several. billion, hundred billion. Just imagine. the conspiracies if they didn't make it. Yeah. Well, there's already people.

saying that they faked it, which I think. is silly. Well, I love those people. But. it's great. Those are the people that. think space is fake. That's right. Yeah. But there they're already people going, "Well, they faked it." And I'm like, "I. hope they fake something better than. that. I hope if they're faking stuff, and they. probably are faking some stuff. Yeah. God, I hope they're faking stuff that's. better than that. I think this is the. confusion. I think the confusion is that. they essentially got to the threshold of. space. They did not get like way out.

there where re-entry is very traumatic. and it it has like if you see like those. heat shields that they put all over. those things and if they break off on. the re-entry everybody dies. That's cuz. you're way out there and the amount of. heat that gets generated as you're. re-entering the atmosphere. I think. they're essentially like on the border. of the atmosphere. Let's see how high. did they go up there. 62 miles they go. above that line. It's called like the. carbon line or something. The space. shuttle goes. They went a little higher.

than that. That rocket man documentary. That guy who shot himself up in a. rocket. They went like a few feet higher. than that guy. RIP. That guy drove by. his grave on the way to Vegas when LA. burned down. Are they even like. technically actually in space? I think. that's where the like it floats. That's. the line is I might go there. I might do. that. I wouldn't go to space base, but I. might do the 80 80 miles. Do that. So. 350 miles is the highest anyone has ever. gone other than the Apollo astronauts.

62 62 miles. Okay. 62 miles ain't [ __ ]. dude. I I drive that in an hour. You. know what I'm saying? Yeah. And it's, by. the way, I agree with you. It's not that. far. That's not even here to San. Antonio. 62 miles ain't [ __ ] but it is. kind of technically space. So they get. up there and they look at the Earth. Yeah. That's why like everybody's. calling [ __ ] on the outside of the. capsule that it wasn't like completely. on fire and like destroyed is cuz they.

didn't go that high. They didn't go that. high. That's all it is, right? But they. did go to space. Technically, they went. to space and they lost gravity. The. funniest thing is they come back and you. need a parachute to land, right? Like at. all the technology Elon has, Elon is. catching rockets with robot arms clamp. What could go wrong in something like. that? Oh, it could explode on the way up. for sure. Yeah. The way up is not. insured that those things are definitely. going to hold it together. So that's the. biggest risk. Yeah. You have these.

cannons filled with rocket fuel that are. burning at like twice the what what is. the temperature of rocket fuel when it's. hot? Is it like is it is it's like close. to the surface of the sun or some crazy. [ __ ] Like what is the what's the actual. temperature? So everything has to be. contained while you have insane amounts. of fuel burning every second and huge. plumes of flame, enormous thrust to. escape Earth's atmosphere that you're.

just hoping all those O-rings and all. these [ __ ] all the [ __ ] that blew up. with the Challenger. So it could have. blown up 100%. I mean Musk has openly. said some of these are going to blow up. when he's testing them. When he like. when they would blow up be like, "Oh, Elon failed again." Like, no, we want it. to fail cuz we want to find out what is. the threshold. Like, what? There's only. one way. I wonder if all of them were. were they You think they were like. prepared to die? No. Katy Perry was. prepared to die. In her eyes, something's off. She look like a.

soldier. Something's off with her. No, no, it's good. Yeah. What? What about. the hatch though? Wasn't that kind of. sketch? She has a Mohamad Ada look to. her. Well, I think the problem is that. the hatch is not a real hatch like a. spaceship cuz it's not really going to. space. There's no captain. There's no. pilot, right? There's nobody going. Exact. All the above. So it's most. hatches in that regard. They open. outwardly so that the pressure of space.

travel like when you're shooting that. [ __ ] rocket up insane amounts of. gravity doesn't make the door hinges. fail and it collapses in on itself and. everybody dies. Right. Right. So the. they have to open outward. Right. Right. So the pressure would keep them shut. So. generally like there's like a seal and. it's really kind of crazy. Like I have a. friend of mine, very wealthy businessman. who brings me over his house the other. day. He goes, "I want to show you. something." And he shows me this. diagram. He said, "This is from the. 1950s and this is the blueprint for the.

recreation UFO that they made when they. when they tried to backineer the one. that they found at Roswell." And they. had this was a diagram. Yeah. Crazy. And. it had a crank handle like a submarine. door, you know, and they were trying to. replicate a craft that had landed. Crashed. Yeah. They Well, he thinks they. did. Wow. He doesn't think it's a try. He said this is the blueprint cuz it had. the actual, by the way, the exact.

generator in the center of it that Bob. Lazar described in 1989 when he worked. at Area S4. What layer of the government. do you think is working on projects like. that? Like is it all the DARPA people? I. think it's people that are completely. disconnected from congressmen, senators, presidents. It's all deep state because. it's all they have to be like they. probably belong to an agency without a. name. Well, there's probably a bunch of. those. And and when it comes to this.

kind of stuff, like we already know now. because of Doge that there was money. that was going with no receipts. Billions and billions of dollars that. was just flying out with no receipts. They have no idea where it went. And. Elon openly said, "If this was," he. goes, "If this was a public company, the. it would be delisted and the people who. ran it would go to prison." But because. it's the government, you're like, "Oh, I. don't know what we did. We. just they have no You think that could.

be going to it?" You think they'll bring. charges against anyone for fraud? That's. the worry about disclosure. I think. that's what's holding it back. I think. people needs. concrete stuff. Yeah. You want to see. concrete? Let's hear Katy Perry talk. about space. There. I'm going to send. you one. I said to you a few this. morning. I said, "Let's discuss." I saw. her I saw I chatted about it on my show. I saw her say something about we weren't.

taking space, we're making space. That's. the one I want to say. Which I thought. was an interesting scientific. It's not. this one. No, no, no. I got another one. I got some better ones. What is funny is immediately after that. one's pretty good. It is funny to do. something like this and then everyone. hates you. Like everyone hates it. They. shouldn't hate her. Oh no, that's not. it. Jamie, I'll send it to you. Yeah, this one has all of them. I have so many. of them. I don't think that one has the. making space. Try this. one. It's so fun when people Why is it.

so fun when people get pretentious? Because you're I guess cuz you're. terrified that you would ever do it. Well, yet I also think it's fun to see. somebody who has no self-awareness. They're always the most fun. I will. never be the same. I mean, when you get. up there and you see the Earth and it's. so beautiful and it just fills the. screen and it's not just your window, it's like everybody's window and there's. no boundaries. There's no border. There's just earth and it just fills the. screen.

You get up there and you see the earth. and it's so beautiful and it just fills. the screen. Is it what you expected? No. No. Better. I don't think you can describe it. Um. cuz you know what I was saying? It was. like um quiet but then also really alive. and you look at it and you're like we're. all in this together. You mentioned to.

us prior to going up, you said that you. needed to go to space to heal. I know. you're only a few minutes removed from. this incredible experience. Do you feel. healed? Um, now you are officially an astronaut. Thank you so much. How do you feel? I. feel super connected to love. Goodness. I will never be the same. I mean, when. you get up there. No, that's it. That's. it. There's another one. There's another. one. She said making space, but it that.

they just get called astronauts. It's. funny to hear the richest guy in the. world's wife go, "We're all in it. together." Oh boy. Yeah. I don't know. I. don't know if people feel that. Yeah, we're definitely not all in it. with you. Can we get on your jet? How in it. together are we? Yeah. What does that. mean? It feels like you hand selected a. couple of friends to go do this. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, I mean, she should have it. should have been a lottery system like. Willy Wonka where just seven random. people should have been able to go in.

this. I would do it just to change my. fun. That would be good. Just seven. random people. Just na pull out some guy. who's not supposed to be here. Just a. cashier at HB. Someone from MS-13. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Get him in. someone from Trenagua. and Lauren Sanchez and Gail King and you. know Oh, you see they released the um. footage uh dash cam footage or police. footage of the guy who they're saying. was just a father, the Maryland father.

as he got pulled over with eight. undocumented people in his truck. They. were all supposedly staying at his. house. Yeah, I didn't see that. But uh. the wife had a restraining order against. him, a protection order. I saw that. there was a restraining order. I saw. that they he was hanging out with two. guys that were ad in in MS-13. Yeah, they released the Yeah, he's he's. definitely sketchy. They have this. Marilyn father. No, the guy that scares. me is the hairdresser. The gay hair.

stylist. I want There's a guy with a. tattoo and his the hairdresser autism. Oh, no. Oh, no. There was a guy with an. autism awareness tattoo and they thought. it was like an MS-13 tattoo, but it it. it doesn't look like an MS-13 tattoo. It's a literal. The problem is. everybody's a liar. You don't know. So, the liberals are liars and the. Republicans are liars. Everyone's lying. They're all li and if they did ship. something, Ironically, the only people I. trust are MS-13 and podcast they'll tell. you. And podcast. Podcasters and MS-13.

That's all I trust. I would love if you. just had MS-13 on, just three guys with. tattoos. Because, by the way, there. would be no outrage. That's what's. hilarious. If you had three MS-13 gang. members, not one person would go, "Why. did he have that platform?" Nobody. would. But if I have Ian Carol on, if. you have anyone else on, it'll be a. horrible thing. But if it was three guys. MS-13 with headtotoe tattoos who. admitted to killing multiple people, and. you said, "Now, now tell me about what.

it's like to grow up in San Pedro Sula. or whatever." and it would be okay. Well, the reason why that's good is. because I think it's important to learn. about other cultures. Well, a thousand%. and they should have their chance to. talk. And what's not cool is talking. about maybe Israel did something wrong. You should really not do that. I I think. it's criminal of you to even discuss I. know anything. Well, apparently I've. been co-opted by what's called the woke. right. The woke right. That's what I.

heard. There's a woke right now. Yes. And they're fascinating. is they're. co-opting. I still haven't accepted the. fact that I've left the left. I did a. CNN interview for an hour because I'm. promoting my special. And then did you. really? Yeah. Who did you talk to? This. girl L. Reeves. Was she cool? L She was. cool. She does all the, you know, when. you see the Vice documentaries where she. talks to the Nazis and the incelss. Oh. Jesus, she does that. It was that chick. and they sent her in. Oh, that's a good. move for them. This is hilarious. So I'm. sitting there and she sits down. She's. like, "Are there any left-wing. comedians?" And I named 10 of them that.

are all in arenas. And she goes, "Oh, cuz their whole thing now is that. podcasters are the most powerful people. in the world." And she goes, "Do you. think your friends are the new. establishment?" I said, "Well, there's. 22 intelligence agencies, an entire. legacy media. There's lots of Ivy League. schools. There's this, there's that. Do. I think Theo Van's the new. establishment?". No, I don't think so. I think I think. you ran a really unpopular candidate. I. don't think Americans like child sex. changes. And I don't think they want an.

open border. And I think if you'd, you. know, co-opted some of those issues, you. might have won. They said to me at CNN, they're like, "We're editing the. interview." I said, "Put the hour out.". I sat there for an hour and and we had a. nice conversation, but you know, we. talked for one hour and I was like, "Put. it out." I'm like, "I understand if you. can't put it out." And then she goes. like this. She goes, "Um, I can't. believe you'd show up. Um, people have. said that they can't come on here. because Joe Rogan would get mad at. them." And I said, "That's absolutely.

ridiculous. Why would I care?" I said, "He doesn't care. He would never care.". I said, "Oh, that's so silly. It's the. silliest thing ever. They think we're at. war." I just said, "Put out the thing. Put out the hour online." If you can. only put out a few minutes on on. network, fine. But it's wrong to have. someone come in and talk for an hour, right? And then three minutes and then. use five minutes. Yeah. How much did. they use? We don't know yet. They. haven't put it out. And do you did they. say we can't put the whole hour out? I. texted this journalist and she texted. me. She goes, "I'm pushing for like a.

long form release." I go, "Yeah, man. Just put out the interview." Also, do. you guys want ratings or no? Yeah, we. had a conversation about all these. things you guys talk about. Yeah, you. guys have a website. Then what are we. doing? Don't you have a YouTube page? Does it have a YouTube page? I go, she goes, she goes, "What do you. think of that Joe Rogan show? Why is it. so popular?" I go, "Well, one of the. reasons is he doesn't edit people. They. They don't They're not edited. They come. on, they say what they want to say, and. there's no editing. So, what's weird. about those institutions is they will.

sit you down for an hour and then, I. guess, cherrypick what they think their. audience wants to see. Well, they just. want what they think is going to grab. the most ratings and is not going to. make them look stupid. So, if you're. mocking them openly, well, she didn't know when she said. that, she goes, "Comedy's right-wing." I. go, she goes, "Name left of center. comedians." I named literally eight of. them and I said, "They all are in. arenas." I go, "What are you talking. about? It's so dumb. What are you. talking about? It's so dumb. I was like, that's you're you're saying that. comedy's what? By the way, I used to be.

left of center according to the metrics. of 2015. I said there's a lot of Joe's. positions if you look at them that are. in that are that are left of center. positions. And there's a lot of my. positions or anyone's positions. I said. there's nobody that you can easily put. in a box. Yeah. And but they they want. you to be in that box. Well, they're. silly. And they also want me to be an. enemy of CNN. I don't give a [ __ ] if any. cares. By the way, I hope CNN corrects. course and does real news and just. concentrates on the news and all this. [ __ ] I don't want editorial comments.

from morons, right? So when you're. force-feeding me Don Lemon's opinion on. how the world should be right and how, you know, everyone should be shamed if. they don't get vaccinated. Like you're. you're force-feeding me morons. Like no. matter of course your ratings plummeted, of course. And you guys lied about so. many [ __ ] things and never corrected. yourselves. Well, is there an arm of the. Democratic National Committee and. they're an arm of that party? I mean,

they whether they are forced to be or. whether they choose to be because they. identify with being Democrat and they. want to skew things completely towards. the left, I don't know. I don't know. what the answer to that is. all of the. old Bush era neoconservative people who. pushed the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. and the Patriot Act and Guantanamo Bay. and all of this stuff all find homes. usually on MSNBC or CNN advocating for. war with Iran or an escalation in.

Ukraine. They always so it's kind of an. establishment doesn't seem to m they. don't really care about party right and. you know they're doing better now though. I mean this uh when they have Scott. Jennings on yeah he that's the kind of. conversations you need completely. ridiculous people are out of their. [ __ ] minds versus Scott Jennings like. those are great because some fun it. makes you these ridiculous woke anchors. look [ __ ] and they should they are.

in the world there are good principled. arguments ments that against right-wing. things. Yes. You just can't have people. who are completely out of it make them. Exactly. Exactly. After the election, one of my favorite ones, was it CNBC or. CNN? I forget what it was, but this guy. was talking about this whole right-wing. podcast ecosystem that's incredibly. wellunded and organized and what are you. talking about? Like, you could literally. go to the roots of how it all started. You could see every one of us doing our.

first podcast with a [ __ ] webcam. There's no funding. What are we talking about? What are we. saying? Even the idea that we're all. organized together or that like I would. want to prevent people from going on. CNN. I just silly could not care less. because that's the way they operate. You. always usually like a lot of times you. end up accusing people of something. you're doing. So you cuz you are. familiar with that. So they're like, "Well, we have a top-own corporate. oligarchy telling us what to do. Is that. the way it works with you?" Like, "No,

Joe Rogan doesn't email people at the. beginning of the week and go, "Hey guys, this is this is where you can't go. This. is the most insane thing ever." But not. only that, like I want them to do well. I really don't care. They obviously. don't want me to do well, but I don't. care. I hope they're Look, if they. turned it around and CNN became great, I'd watch it all the time. It's just It. used to be great. It used to have parts. unknown on it. The new thing they're. doing, this is this is a very. interesting thing that's happening. If. somebody says something that they don't. like and they can't immediately dismiss.

it, they go, "But the fans of that thing. are bad people." This is an interesting. attack point. They go, but somebody with. a massive audience, if they find a. sliver of that audience to be. objectionable in any way, they then go, well, the fans of that type of. questioning are anti-Semitic or racist. or something. And they don't deal with. the. actual facts or the actual line of. argumentation. Yeah. It's just a sneaky.

debate tactic, right? When you're. dealing with I have 19 million YouTube. subscribers. How can you nail that down. to uh the fans, right? You don't know. You're just talking out of your ass. This is this is a non-argument. It's a. stupid point. And by the way, when. you're talking about actual comments, we've already established that. I don't. know what the number is, but there's a. huge number of people that are. commenting that aren't even people. They're bots. They're state sponsored.

bots. They could be from Ukraine. They. could be from America. They could be. from Russia. They could be from Israel. and I want more of them. So if there are. a state sponsor bots that can that can. jack my ratings up? They can. If if they. want to come over to me, you have. anything nice to say about Israel? Any. Ukraine? I'm waiting for the money. I. texted Barry Weiss. I go, "Here's the. way this game. works. I get a little bit of money. first. Not not I go on and defend. whatever the hell you people want to do. Where's I'm not going to get my beak. wet. If you and I go to Israel, will you.

slap on the Yamaka?" Absolutely. Absolutely. You kiss the wall. Absolutely. Absolutely. Really? Oh, yeah. Sure. I mean, did and and my film. is green lit. When do you have to kiss. the wall? No, I don't know anything. The. wall is the whale. Is that the whailing. wall? I don't know. But Mike Huckabee's. over there like a good Christian. Oh, well, he loves it over. there. Cuz the fundamentalist Christians. go hard. Yeah. With with the Israel. thing. They're like, "Let's go." Jesus. is coming back to that spot. Yeah. There. What's very interesting is if.

Israel said to a fundamentalist. Christian, if Netanyahu called Maki and. said, "We're going to have to nuke. Iran." He'd go, "Let's do it." That's. what Jesus wants. Let's do it. That's. what Jesus would want, a nuclear war. So, that's where we've gotten. We've got to wants us to use the nukes. where where we have fundamentalist. Christians and and and and. fundamentalist Israel and fundamentalist. Muslims on the other side and. everybody's playing this weird game and. Yeah. Yeah. There he is. Boy, he looks.

old. Jesus. This is just hilarious. If. this is the freeze frame from the. episode that we released, they stopped. dying their hair at some point in time. and just say, "Oh, [ __ ] it." You know, like Stallone did. The best hat they. have is the Shrimal. They wear it in. Brooklyn. It's that big furry Russian. hat. I love that. That hat looks sick. It looks That is a sick hat. It looks. like something out of Game of Thrones. Yeah, that's a hat like I don't give a. [ __ ] what you think. I'm a member of the. tribe, [ __ ] I got strings hanging from. my belt. I got a And I'm rocking a I got. a hat. A bear dick hat. Yeah. I mean, that's a pretty sick hat. Yeah, I like.

that hat. I think people can't get past. the fact that like Yeah. Look at that. hat. That has the [ __ ] What's that made. out of? Why? Let's answer the question. Why do. Orthodox Jewish men Where's Ari when you. need them? That's a great point. Ari. never had to wear one of those hats, though. No, but he looked good. Yeah. I. got a ton of hats from different UFC. fighters. Yeah. From like Dagistan and. from uh Kazakhstan. I got a cool. Kazakhstan hat from Shavat Rama. Sick. hat. That is pretty dope. It's an. objective. Why do they wear it? We'll.

find out. There was an article that just. said it before that. The the fur one. If. you go back up in upper left corner, upper left corner. Yeah. Jew in the city. is the name of the. website. God, I hope a Jewish person is. running that website. Otherwise, they're. going to get assassinated. Uh, the fur. hat is known by the Yiddish name, how do. you say that? Shrimo. Shrimo. Shrimal. Yeah. Uh the Shrimal was adopted by. Eastern European Jewish communities in. the 18th century and coincided with the.

rise of acidic Judaism. Technically, a. Shrimal is one particular style of hat. There are others. One that might be. familiar on site is the spodic. Oh, you. [ __ ] popup ad [ __ ] Enter your. email. Which is taller and more. cylindrical than a striml. A spodic is. the style generally favored by acidic. sex of Polish descent. To the casual. observer, however, they're all strimml. Stry is made from a large piece of. velvet surrounded by fur. Fur usually. comes from the tips of the tails of. sable, martins, or fox. Nice. Synthetic.

shrimmals do exist. They're more common. in Israel than elsewhere. Interesting. Shrimal can cost thousands of dollars. So, it's not uncommon for a acidic man. to own a second cheaper striml so that. his main striml would not be battered by. the elements. Interesting. Yeah. Interesting. It's a cool hat. Let. everybody know you're part of the tribe. It's a fun hat. Maybe come comedians. mean like a thing that we wear. A hat. Yeah, like a thing that snow. We don't. give a [ __ ] Yeah, I like that Kanye. West black clan suit. That's dope. How.

about his giant swastika in diamonds? Have you seen that? What's funny is a. jeweler made that. Oh yeah. And a Jewish. jeweler. One, an Israeli Jewish guy. Significant markup. Yeah. Yeah, of. course. I'm going to give you a swastik. I was I would. It's only fair. Yeah, you. need a tax. I think it's only fair. If. you want a Jewish man to make a. swastika, you got to People got to. separate, you know, and I think this is. not I think people got to separate like. governments from people, intelligence. agencies from people. I think that's the.

whole thing. I think people are losing. the ability to do that in this case, right? Because you people that when you. criticize Israel or you criticize. something that may or may not have been. done by a government or intelligence. agency, you're not criticizing people, right? You're criticizing a group of. people making decisions. I don't think. America always does things that are in. the best interest of the American. people, right? Well, this is the problem. with when everybody sort of picks sides. during the COVID thing, whether or not. we should trust the vaccine companies. because like you you did it because.

you're on the left and the people on the. right were the ones who didn't want to. take it. So, instead of just looking at. it objectively, the people on the left. were like, "Everybody who doesn't agree. is a a science denier." And it got like. really kooky cuz it it got ideological. And as soon as it's ideological, you can. [ __ ] justify anything. This is how. how Jewish Americans are justifying, well, Hamas uses people as human. shields. Like they'll say things like. that. Like it's a way you can justify. mass murder. Yeah. It's a way you can.

justify anything. Anything as long as. the tribe on your side, what whatever. your clan is, right? You can you can. justify things. And so people stop. thinking. They stop thinking and they. just think completely along ideological. lines. It's frustrating as [ __ ] It is. It is. And passionately. Yeah. Very. passionately. Oh, they're right. You're. wrong. No one is ever questioning. anything. No. Why question science? No. No one goes, "Wait a minute." Like, I. think it's healthy to every now and then.

go, "Maybe I'm wrong." Yeah. There was. just something that got released today. that showed they just released today. that showed that COVID 19 definitively. came from that lab. thousand% 100% proof. it came from that lab. I read it uh a. little bit of it on the way here. Yeah, it's [ __ ] nuts. It's nuts, man. It's. nuts. These [ __ ] people, they just. got roped in to this and it was a. completely man-made 100% disease. 100%. And they knew that from the moment it.

happened. The moment it happened and. they just lied. And Fouchy is just out. there walking around. That's an. interesting it's an it's an interesting. case when someone like that in that. position repeatedly lied to people about. the origins of that. Yeah. Um and is. allowed to just be free and faces zero. consequences. Meanwhile, they were. trying to put Trump in jail because he. inflated the price of a condo. Yeah.

But you see what they got an appraisal. that was higher and then they lied. Well, their their was horshit. But it. Leticia James is now in trouble for the. exact same [ __ ] Really? You didn't see. that? That makes sense. They're. investigating her because she allegedly, according to Megan Kelly, who I trust. implicitly. Yeah. Allegedly went and got. mortgages with her father, listing them. as husband and wife. Yeah. On on. buildings, right? Multiple times. And. then also lied about the amount of uh.

bedrooms that were in a place. Because. if it's four bedrooms, you get one tax. rate. If it's five, it's more. So, she. lied. It was a five and she said it was. a four. Right. Well, this is what they. all do. So, I think really the funny. thing about all the cases that they. brought against Trump, a lot of those. cases were rooted in a just. politicized version of something that's. pretty standard that a lot of people. have done. Yeah. They always overvalue. their properties. Always overvalue.

properties. and people get away with it. and it's not it's not a crime. But. here's the thing about the Trump thing. is that all the people had been paid. So, not only was it profitable for the. banks, he paid everything on time. The. loan there's there was no criminal like. there's no crime. No one got victimized. and no nothing happened, right? They. profited, right? And then this crazy. lady with a terrible past thought that. she was going to be able to pull this. off because she was on the team that she. thought was going to win. Like talk.

about putting all your eggs in one. basket. Like we got a bunch of morons. sign in on these things. Feels it feels. like you have there's some we're in some. kind of cold war between two factions in. American politics that are using courts. and lawyers to go at each other. Yeah. It's not a hot war. People aren't. fighting in the streets. But it does. seem to be these parties seem to no. longer view each other as different. sides of the same coin. There seems to.

be, especially when it comes to Trump, it seems to be like they. cannot, you know, see him as anything. other than an existential threat that. has to be vanquished at any cost. Right? And the problem with that is when you. deny good things and only highlight bad. things that everybody knows it. Well, now you're playing a game. And your game. is I never tell the truth. I tell you. parts of the truth that I like. Yeah. And you got to win that game. Yeah. If. you're playing that game, you got to. win. Yeah. If you do all these things,

they have to work. And if Trump gets in. office, even after all these things, you. have you're [ __ ] You then it's a. problem. You know, it's like with JFK, they got him. Yeah. You know, obviously. not good, but they got him. And then. that slammed the door shut and then all. their people came in and kept a cover up. going on. I wish I really understood all. this stuff that we talk about. Yeah, because there's an argument that we. haven't had a real president since JFK. got shot. That's probably a good. argument. And there's maybe arguments.

that we actually didn't have real. presidents prior to JFK, right? So, well, what do you think is happening now. then? Do you think that I think you have. these guys, right? These guys that go. into the CIA, they they they they learn. all about these. underground groups. They have all of. these different relationships all over. the world, right? Weapons man, you know, weapons, drug running weapons, all of. these different, you know, terrorist.

groups, c crime syndicates, right? Their. job is to know information about every. government, all of the, you know, separatist groups that could potentially. take over and become the next. government. They have all of these. connections and then they either leave. the CIA, they retire, or supposedly it. never occurs to any of them to make a. buck. That's the real question, right? It never occurs to any of these people. that there might be a great way to make.

a buck working with some of these people. outside of Congress, the White House, all of that. That's, as it's been. explained to me by pretty smart people, that's what you have. You have a rogue. element of people in those agencies that. have massive amounts of money, right? and they're very well connected and. they're running weapons and the. president has no idea what's going on, right? And Congress has no idea what's.

going on. They're not briefing a teacher. from Georgia who got elected because he. promised he was going to bring build a. [ __ ] shopping mall in a suburb of. Atlanta about what they're doing in. Syria, right? They're not briefing these. people. There's nothing democratic about. what's happening. And so then you think. to yourself, you're like, well, how do. we make sure everyone keeps their mouth. shut? How do we make sure everyone keeps. their mouth shut? Cha-ching. Then we go, not only money, but that's when we bring.

in Jiza Maxwell. That's when we bring in. Jeffrey Emp, right? That's when we bring. in people who go, let's all have fun. We've got a great weekend getaway. planned and then we can all be on camera. doing something that would get us thrown. in jail, have people rightly disgusted. and want to kill us and the worst things. ever are now on camera somewhere. Those. tapes are somewhere. Now. everybody is. completely incapable of ever coming out.

and saying what's going on. Yeah. And. you know, and then those. people are running a a a parallel. government. It's a parallel command. structure. And that's a huge problem. And it was essentially completely in. control for four years. Probably for. more than four, but for the last four, for sure. Thousand%. That's the best. example we've ever had of that. That. guy's never really running things.

There's no way they let him. And it's. probably still in control to to a. certain degree now because it's very. hard to when you have something like. that happening. It is very difficult to. completely shut it down. Well, it's. Well, here's a perfect example that we. know it's definitely running things cuz. Trump is still trying to figure out why. he got shot. Like he was like, I want. more information. Like there's no information coming to.

him. There's not going to be. information. Yeah, there's not going to. be information. That's a crazy story. That's you should try to connect. Like. if it's not America that did it. If it's. not us, it's not intelligence agencies. that did it. Then it means a foreign. government that hijacked this kid's. brain and got him to climb on top of. that roof. Like somebody tried to get. someone to assassinate a guy who's. running for president. And no one seems. to be interested in finding who that. person or that group who influenced this. kid is. So many of these ex intelligence. chiefs pop up all over the world. They.

pop up in Dubai. They pop up on MSNBC. They love traveling. They're having. meetings with people. They're all over. the place. And they're just they love. people. They love cultures. They love. meeting different cultures. Yeah. The. food's great. And supposedly I heard. from someone who's again smart and and I. consider trustworthy that there's. actually large sectors of the global. economy that are moved more in this. direction than you'd think. like there. there are. tentacles into very large investment. banks and private equity companies that.

a lot of these guys have. Let's put it. that way. Obviously, it does it's not a. shocking thing. Why would uh why would. the government let a private equity. company op operate with impunity? Right. So, you right. So, especially if they're. controlling regulations. and let's work together. There doesn't. seem to be a good answer to any of this. That becomes the real issue. You ever. get invited to these like um [ __ ]. Illuminati conferences or any of these. crazy things? No, they wanted me to do.

stand up at one conference and it wasn't. like an Illuminati kind. I think it was. like a I don't know. It was like some. type of like lowgrade Illuminati. Yeah, that's how fo Illuminati. That's like. the minor leagues. Yeah. And then. eventually you go to some Yeah. weird. ranch in the mountains of Wyoming. Well, that sounds nice. Maybe. Actually, it. does sound nice. Maybe. No, I think that. like it does seem weird that a lot of. once you get to a certain. level, people take an interest in you. that never were interested. Mhm. You.

know, for sure. For sure. Yeah. People. are interested. Welcome to my world. Yeah. It is strange that people seem to. care about you um or what you're saying. or people going, I think you your read. on that is wrong. And you're like, "Why. do you care what it is? I'm a [ __ ]. guy with a talking to a microphone once. or twice a week." Yeah. They don't like. that. They don't like people having. influence that haven't been sanctioned. They don't like that. Yeah. They want.

all influence to be top down. All. influence to be a part of a giant. corporation. Yeah. That's what they. want. They don't want influence to be. just regular people. Regular people are. fringe. They're far this or far that. They're problematic. They're they spew. misinformation and dis. No one is poos. more misinformation than CNN over the. years. How many times you guys just what. you guys did over co if you were a. podcaster you'd be shut down right like. if the podcasters were the one telling.

everybody to get vaxed you you get it. you won't get you won't spread it you. won't this you want that. There's no. side effects. If podcasters are saying. that but the establishment news was. saying hold on this is an experimental. vaccine. We should not be asking women. who are pregnant to take this. We should. be not not asking kids who are in no. danger to take this. We do not know the. long-term consequences. If podcasters. were saying that, you know, the podcasters were on the the. government side instead of CNN, if CNN. was the wise ones that told everybody to.

be cautious, they would want us. prosecuted. They would be going after us. for all the side effects that people are. experiencing. You have blood on your. hands. You're responsible for strokes. and heart attacks and myocarditis and. all sorts of autoimmune issues. We also. have to think about how easier it is for. let's say an intelligence community to. manipulate them than it is to come in. here like a an intelligence community is. not going to go all right let's find all. you have to do is bring me to the. UFOs for sure you keep telling them that. yes that's all you have to do what do. you want me to do going to go to war.

with Kosovo I I don't even know where. Kosovo is on a map but if you tell me. where the UFOs are I'll have a guy in. here that explains why it's super. important we funny it's like what they'd. have to do is pick somebody have them. become a comedian Start a podcast, get. an audit, like it is difficult, right? Whereas if you work at a media company, it's very easy to just some new guys. there. Yeah. Who's this, right? Right. Oh, you know what I mean? Yeah. That's. somebody just shows up. Hey, Suzanne. Suzanne, run everything by Suzanne. Hey,

how does this guy Bob Woodward? How does. he get the most important? He just This. is his first case. Lucky guy. He gets. Watergate. Lucky guy. Wait a minute. What did he do for Navy intelligence? Right. Lucky. guy. That Watergate thing is so funny. I've been here for 30 years, Mike. Yeah, I haven't got any. Shut the [ __ ] up. Bob's taking this case. Bob's taking. down Nixon who's kept keeps asking. questions about what happened to. Kennedy. Did you see when Bill Murray. was here? I did. Yeah. Did you see the. thing that he said about Wired, the.

book? Yeah. Wait, which one? Wired is. the book on John Belalushi. He said, "I. read the first five pages and I was. like, oh my god, they set up Nixon." Oh, that's hilarious. They frame Nixon. That's so funny. This is what he said. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, if this is. what they say, this is what the same guy. said about John Belalushi, which is 100%. not true. Do you know John Belalushi was. a lightweight, right? He would drink a. couple of beers and he'd be [ __ ] up. Like, he didn't have tolerance. He. wasn't this maniacal coach. It was all. lies. They don't care at all about.

getting any accurate information. That. time that he died, it was probably the. first time he ever did a speedball. according to Bill Murray. Wow. Yeah. And. Bill Murray was one of his best friends. Bill Murray knew. Bill Mer's like, "I've. known this guy most of my life." And. then there he goes, "They framed Nixon.". Right. And then I told him the whole. story that Tucker Carlson had told me. Yeah. Which I was like, "What?" That it. was all FBI agents and like the whole. thing was a complete sting. It was it. was a sloppy. burglary where they wanted to get. caught. They traced it back to Nixon.

because Nixon was doing things they. hated. Well, this is the thing they got. Nixon on. But what. they told if Nixon was not guilty of the. crime, but they told Nixon about the. crime and then he helped them cover it. up. That's how they got him. But I mean, what is he going to do? Of course, if he. thinks this is on the the legit and you. come to him with the crime like, "Oh, Jesus Christ. Well, don't [ __ ] tell. anybody." Tim, Jesus Christ, Tim, what. did you do? You bugged Cap City. Yeah. [ __ ] They had to get rid they had to. get They had to get rid of him. Well,

this is what we're going to do. We're. going to We're going to throw our phones. in the river. Yeah. Right. Here's what happens now. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. How do we get out of this? Yeah. Where'd you put the bugs? Can we. get Can we break it and take the bugs. back? That's so funny. They'd be so. flattered if you b if we bug Cap City. That's awesome. Somebody told me last. night that they hate us. I'm like, how. do you hate me? I love you. I used to. love the old Cap City. If you got head. Cap City, if you got headliners and you. need them, I'll promote it. I'll promote. it on Twitter. Yeah. And same thing with.

Moon Tower. I heard they're mad at me. too because I wouldn't have them at the. club. I'm happy to help you. I would. happy to help you. I just don't want you. to book my club. That's all it is. My. club is sold out every night and it's. guys like you and Shane and Ari and all. these I don't want anybody else booking. it. It doesn't mean that I don't support. your cause. I just don't want you coming. into my establishment. That's all it is. I don't I want everybody to do Well, there's five comedy clubs on my street. What you've done, I think, ultimately is.

good for the town. You bring people into. the town. The problem is when people. used to be in control of comedy in the. town and then all a sudden they're not. And they used to be like the person that. people would go to and now they're. insignificant, right? You know. Yeah. I. think a lot of people struggle with. that, the idea of that that they're. they're they're losing control. I think. they that seems to be the most the. angriest I've seen people online since. the election that have railed against.

podcasts and they've railed against they. seem. to be angry that they no longer have a. monopoly on what people can hear. Exactly. And they still continue to lie. and misrepresent people that do podcasts. or people that are on a have a different. opinion say. And that's where it gets. really stupid, you know, like they keep. saying that, you know, when I had that. Daryl Cooper guy on that I'm bringing on. a Nazi apologist and a Holocaust denier.

Like that is neither of those things are. true. Yeah. It's not true. And the guy. doesn't just talk about that. By the. way, his his stuff about Jim Jones is. [ __ ] sensational. You know, Jim Jones. was like a civil rights leader. Yeah. Jim Jones had an interracial child when. Yeah. I didn't know any of that. Yeah. Jim Jones was like he would he had an. adopted black child that he would take. to school and everybody would be [ __ ]. furious at him in the town. Yeah. And he. was like he was a legitimate Christian. like a real I believe in the teachings.

of Jesus Christian. One of the big. things in America. Yes. Listen, there are a lot of people. questioning World War II for not good. reasons. Of course, it's like people. that bring up the age of consent and you. go, "Wait a minute." You know, what's. going on? What are you doing? There are. people there are people I think that do. launder. uh not great reasons for qu for. questioning World War II through. whatever. However, no doubt no. doubt there is a very.

interesting the the teeth really come. out the nashing of teeth come out in. this country when you question at all. the American war machine. Yes. and the. pageantry of war and the um you know. iconography of the state and of war and. of how important it is and how just it. always is and how we're always on the. right side of it and we're always doing. the right thing and in World War II we. 100% were but there are a lot of other.

times when we've made grave errors with. our military. Yes. And I feel. like it's not good. enough. for you can't just point to World War. II, which is again we were correct. Yes. But I think there is this idea that if. you it's it's not an accident there's a. million movies made about World War II. It's not an accident that there is a lot. of pageantry surrounding World War II. Well, also that the World War II movies.

have heroes whereas the Vietnam movies. are. apocalypse complicated and it's all. chaos. So, I think that inspires the. idea that a military solution is always. correct and that the use of force is. always the right way to do it and that. coincidentally makes people lots and. lots of money and their children never. end up fighting those wars. Yeah, that. seems to be a lot of it. Now, that. doesn't mean that there aren't people. with bad motivations that are genuinely.

anti-Semitic or that genuinely are have. fascist inclinations. There absolutely. are. But I think there needs to be space. to criticize the the mythologizing of. war in general and the justification for. endless wars all the time. Yes. Like. Iran. I hope Trump does not go into. Iran. Yeah. That seems like a very bad. idea. It also seems like a very be bad. idea for Iran to get nuclear weapons. That seems bad, too. Yes. But I think. there's ways to prevent that without a. regime change war. This is what we have. to do. This is what Tulsi Gabbard, I.

think, was very attractive about a lot. of what she said during her confirmation. hearing. She goes, "I understand that. there are terrorists out there that are. dangerous, but we got to find a way to. deal with them without committing troops. to stand there on in an Islamic. We've. done this. We saw this movie. It doesn't. work out." Yeah. You know, and I think. we have to stop thinking that it's going. to be better this time if we decapitate. the head of a foreign government and we. have American soldiers in an Islamic. country trying to set up a provisional.

government. The nightmare of that during. Iraq, Paul Bremer, this weird British. looking guy that they sent to stand on. that rebel rubble with his boots and you. know the mission accomplished on the. aircraft carrier. Like it brings back. like you know to me it's like I get. flashbacks from it. Do you remember the. guy who was the Iraqi uh public. relations guy who was saying that. they're winning the war? Was it was it. Akmatal? Well, no. That was the guy that. fed us all the [ __ ] to get us in. No, no, no. It was the guy that they.

people openly mocked. I believe he had. glasses and he was the guy that was. always saying that Iraq is kicking ass. Oh, interesting. No. Yeah. Baghdad. something or another they called him. And he was saying that we were doing. good. No, no, no. He was saying that. Iraq is kicking our ass. Yeah. Well, do. you remember hilarious? No, I don't. remember that. My dad something or. another they called them. By the way, does anyone know what's going on in Iraq. right now? I could flea market. If there. was a gun to my head, I could not tell. you what the state of Iraq. I know the.

Taliban are in Afghanistan. What's going. on in Listen, listen, listen. You hear. that? Ready? That's a gay guy threw off a roof. Right. Right. So, that's what we spent. That's. a 20 year, you know, commitment or was a. very long time, right? So, that's like I. I feel like that's the that's the thing. that when you ever try to have a nuanced. understanding of what we can and can't. do. I don't think it's a great idea that.

Iran gets nuclear weapons. It seems like. there are ways to prevent that. ISIS in. charge, full scale invasion, but don't. we need these? Like I think like it it I. always look at these groups like the. Houthies and stuff. We need these people. 100%. We need them. And the hoodies are. a fun one cuz they're like on the ocean. and they're like pirates. This is new. They figured out that like. landbased stuff's not as they're like. they're disrupting trade. You know how.

much of our trade goes through? It's 3%. Hey 3% trade. Don't minimize that. Just. like I don't want you minimizing these. women. Yeah. But we need these Houthies. It feels like we need these groups. We. had ISIS. We had then ISIL now you know. we had the people in Syria I forget. their their names something but we need. these little groups and this is what we. do. We just choose cuz all of these. groups are not even they're just people. hanging out and then we give them. weapons and get them going. They're just.

guys in a bar. A lot of these groups are. guys in a bar. They have a hole in the. ground. [ __ ] a hole in the ground. and we we show up and we start arming. them and giving them stuff. And it's. like it's like that Bill Hicks joke. where it's like pick up the gun, you. know, from special. It's like are the. Houthies an existential threat to the. United States. That feels crazy. The. craziest thing was just feels insane. Trump showing the video of them getting. bombed. Oh yeah. It's so wild. We could.

kill all This is the problem. We could. get rid of all of these threats in five. minutes, but we don't seem to want to. It's not good for business. Yeah. No, we. got to keep You can't come to a market. every week. You You'll burn it out. No, the Houthies are good. I like doing. standup. You got to go once a year. You. got to go once a year, once every 18. months. And I like the Houthies because. it they feel it's like a new but they're. not sticking. It's not No one's. believing it. So now they're back to. Hezbollah. Hezbollah wears the fatigues.

If you get up Hezbollah, they're scary. looking. The Houthies are not that. scary. The Houthies look like a bunch of. dudes in like a bizaar, like you said, like in a flea market that they're on a. boat, they're holding up guns, no one. cares. Hezbollah looks genuinely like, okay, let's not [ __ ] with these guys. It's like Shane's bit about the uh. Iraqis or the. Afghanis going through the [ __ ] the. workouts and like that would think. they're like an elite army. Oh god, they. couldn't do jumping jacks. Can't do. anything.

But that's the whole thing. It's like. it's this weird global chessboard of. like we you know as someone said to me. once that there's like a dial you turn. it up be like more war less war more war. less war I'm going to confict if. smelling salts are good for allergies. Have you gotten any of the allergies out. here? No. My first year of legitimately. getting them cedar fever. I think you got to do cocaine. They make allergy medicine too. Yeah,

that's no fun. Yeah, maybe Zerek or. something. That's no fun. What is it? The cedar. I don't know what it is. I. think it's People say my nose has been. running and did Mark Hopper actually. might have helped the military capture. Saddam Hussein. What? So they were on a. USO tour in 2003 and they got asked to. come in to do like a private show and he. sat down. It's like here said, "Sir, I. have a plan to catch Saddam Hussein.". The musician recalled telling a Navy. admiral on board the aircraft carrier in.

the Persian Gulf. According to Hapus, Hussein had been sending video messages. to his followers from an unknown. location at the time. The musician felt. that the military could use drones to. their advantage and uncover his location. by pulling data from the video. messages. Sir, what about having drones. fly all over the region in carpeting. patterns, broadcasting time codes above. the level of human hearing, but at the. level that a video recording would catch. it? Hope had suggested to the admiral. Then the next time he releases one of. his videos, you could listen to it, pull.

the ultrasonic data and triangulate the. drones you have flying all over. Holy. [ __ ] This is the guy from Blink 182. I. think his dad was in the military. Someone was in something. He knew. He. knew. Yeah. Okay, this brings me back to. that [ __ ] Strange Times in Laurel. Canyon [ __ ] Yeah. Four months later, Sodom was located and captured in Iraq. So, you're welcome everyone. What a. great book that well not only the Tom. O'Neal book but then the this Dave. McGawan book weird scenes inside the. canyon. I lived up there when I was.

living in LA. I lived up there and it. I'm telling you that is the creepiest. vibe of any area that I've ever been to. in my life. It's a weird vibe. They have. that [ __ ] military installation that. lookout mountain. Jared Leto owns that. He lives there now. Doesn't he have a. whole cult? Shh. Okay. He's a good guy. I'm sure he is. I'm not saying it's bad. to have They tried to investigate his. cult and it turns out it's not really. It's just bunch of people having fun. Yeah. No requirements. There's no No one. asks you to [ __ ] them. There's no. nothing. No, you're It's a It's a. voluntary [ __ ] cult. It's not even.

voluntary [ __ ] cult. It's just they get. together and dance or something. I don't. know what they do. I lived there for. three years. I didn't get one text. I had not one. I used to drive by and. point at it and go, "Look, it's a. thing." What do they do? What does. Jarrett Little's It's like a summer. camp. They call it like Echelon. Yeah, it's a summer to go watch the band play. closeup. Oh, what the [ __ ] the problem. with that, Tim? How about Tim Dylanfest? I have no problem with that. It's. basically skankfest. Just a bunch of. people eating shellfish in Long Island.

being racist. Yeah, absolutely. I have no issue with. that at all. What a fun time though for. us. Yeah, cuz everything's just t I mean. there's so much stuff to talk about. Everything's nuts. Makes sense. You. know, I was on the All-In podcast the. other day and they were talking about um. these chips, these Nvidia chips, and how. what's interesting is people are setting. up because we have these export controls. that don't allow us to send certain. chips to China because they're able to. like manipulate them, right? And then.

become like the world's largest. semiconductor producer. But now all. these fun fake companies are starting in. like Bhutan or Cambodia and they're. buying the chips or Singapore and then. they all get back to China. Well, the. the one of the guys who worked at. whatever the preminent preeminent AI. system in China was saying one. whistleblowers was saying that they have. 50,000 of these [ __ ] banned chips. That's so wild. Whoopsies. And so. they're they're they were talking about.

like is it better to send them the chips. or is it better to if you didn't if you. don't send them the chips then it spurs. their innovation and they make the. chips. Well either way they're going to. get the chips. Yeah, they're getting the. chips. They they're both innovating and. stealing at the same time. They're Can. there be anything done to stop their. rise? Nah, not at this point. Doesn't. feel like it, right? They're so much. more technologically advanced in so many. different areas now. Like the drones. that they have are so superior to the. commercial drones that we have because. drones over here, you have to have a.

pilot's license to drive the really. spicy ones. Do you think some of those. drones over New Jersey were theirs? Could be. I think they were ours. I. honestly do. Otherwise, I think they. would have shot them down if they could. Um I don't know if they could. And maybe. they wouldn't because then it would. alarm people because then it would like. you would show that that is a legitimate. threat. We're fighting for like. satellite supremacy in the sky, too. That's crazy. Crazy. The internet, the. Starlink. I mean, essentially Elon's.

launching Starlinks all over the [ __ ]. world. Are you worried at all about the. tech people being Democrats up until 5. minutes ago? Yeah, you should. But, you. know, I think a lot of those people have. shifted sides. They've shifted sides. because they understand that well you. know I had Mark Andre in here and Mark. Andre was explaining he said the most. terrifying meetings we ever had was when. we were part of an AI startup and the. government came in and said we're not. going to let you do this right not only. we not going to let you do this we're. not going to let anybody do this we're. going to have a small amount of these.

things we're going to completely control. them he was like what the [ __ ] like you. guys are like openly saying this that. you're going to inhibit innovation at. the highest level of technology some. [ __ ] that you probably don't even. understand. But you want to have. absolute control over I think the worry. is that people don't trust the. government, nor should they, but I don't. know if they trust these tech guys. either. You shouldn't. Yeah, you. shouldn't. Look what's going on with. Open AI. That's the whole thing. I think. that people are wary of the tech people. because they've now these were the same. people that were censoring and kicking.

people off the internet when the people. in the White House were blue. Right. And. now that the people in the White House. are red, they are it's swung back the. other way. Exactly. So I think people. are a little wary of that. Yeah. They. don't know where that goes. It's just. power. It's just it's just I mean like. Bernie Sanders is right in that you. should be scared of oligarchs and. oligarchs shouldn't be running our. government. He's right in that regard. And when people get into positions of. just unchecked power. So let's say if.

someone had control of some tech. company, let's say it's an AI company, and that AI company literally creates. the unstoppable AI that helps empower. the entire country. And there's one guy. in control of and he's worth $3 trillion. now. And he's decides to lobby and. change a bunch of laws and influence. politicians and his company starts. donating to certain polit. You could. change the fabric of society with enough. money and enough power and enough. influence. Yeah. Especially if you could.

completely control what the narrative. is, right? In terms of like when people. Google things, when they search things, when they talk about things, you can. completely control what they're allowed. to talk about and how how that narrative. gets countered instantly with facts and. [ __ ] and yeah, you can just well, it's being done everywhere, right? So. it's being done at the highest levels. and I think people. are uncomfortable.

with just losing even though a lot of. them realize that we didn't have a ton. of control. They feel like I think when. you head into the world of tech where. people just don't even know right where. this goes. Where does it go? Does it go. to transhumanism? Does it go to like AI. replacing everybody? And then at what. point, what do you do with those people. that AI replaced? Do you give them all a. cryptocurrency that's linked to their. biological whatever? Do you I've heard. all these ideas, right? Like, how do you.

deal with driverless cars where if the. entire road is automated? How do you. deal with that? I think that fills. people with an anxiety where they go, what is the plan? And a lot of these. tech guys like, well, we got to get off. the planet. And I think people start. going like, "Wait a, you know, like. that's Weinstein. Eric Weinstein." Well, that's a lot of people. There's a lot of. people like I don't know what you're. saying. There's a lot of people. There's. no air on Mars. Like, let's not go. there. Yeah. Well, for sure. For sure. Do you think Trump and Mosque will have. a falling out eventually?

I don't know. It's a good question. The. media keeps trying to push that they. are. It feels like they're just big. personalities and that there's an. inevitability when you have two guys. that are incredibly, you know, perhaps, but Elon is very smart and you see he's. always very differential and and he's. always very respectful. Mr. President, it's always that. Call him sir. That's. how I I treat him. I always call him. sir. It It's Donald Trump. Yeah, I get.

it. You're fired. I get it. But he's. also the president of the United States. I call him sir. But I call everybody. sir. I call everybody sir. Yeah. It's. like the byproduct of me living in Texas. now, right? Sure. Yeah. But um I don't. know if they're going to You don't get. pulled over anymore here. And if I do, it's not that big of a deal. If you get. pulled over here, a cop gives you money. They go, "Mr. Rogan, here's a check." I. mean, there's no way. There's no law. that you cannot break here. I'm.

guaranteeing you. I don't think that's. correct. I think you could do a lot. I. think they would you would they would. cover up a murder. That's sweet. If you. murdered three people, I think the. Austin PD would go, "Whatever, man. He's. doing a lot." They'd bring that mayor, that guy, and he'd go, "What?" They go, "Yeah, the suspect's Joe Rogan. He was. standing over the bodies." They'd go, "Are you out of your [ __ ] mind? Drive. him home right now. Drive that man. home." If I was in Waste Deep in Rainy. Street, Oh, yeah. drowning a partygoer. They don't care.

[Music]. Bro, they still don't want to admit that. there's a serial killer. You're the. tourism board. Um, yeah. No, there. there's something's up. There's a serial. killer. Something's going on. I believe. there's a serial killer. And what are. they doing? They're luring people to. that bridge and then Yeah, it's not. hard. People like to go to the bridge. They just got to look out for the bush. Weird. I guess it's such a high to kill. someone. It's so to me I'm like, what do. you get out of it? But I guess the. people that are doing it like it, they're broken. There's broken people. Some broken people do math and some. broken people drown guys who like to.

party. Do you ever talk to like I'm sure. you have this is a stupid question but. like the high level law enforcement guys. that have just met these monsters and. stuff. Oh yeah. And is there is there do. they believe that it's like is there any. part of them that believes someone's. just born? Yes. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. And it's generally you have psychotic. parents. And so it's was it whether it's. nature or nurture is hard to separate. because you're probably abused. And. generally at an early age they show like.

a willingness to torture like house pets. and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. They'll maybe. start off with a frog they catch and. stick a like a firecracker in its mouth. and stuff like that and then they. eventually work their way up to uh. humans. Now it seems so much harder to. do it because of these phones. Yeah. Surveillance. It's It is, but it's You. can still do it. Not in Austin. You can. get away with drowning folks. You can. drown people. Why don't you think. they'll admit it? They don't want people. getting spooked. It's a good question. Good question. Maybe um maybe I'm wrong.

I mean, one of the biggest things ever. in Austin were those crazy yogurt shop. murders. HBO just came out with a. documentary about that was many years. ago this crazy yogurt shop murder thing. HBO just did a doc happened in Austin. And it was like a famous case and they. it's completely unsolved except they put. some people in jail for it but then. later let one of them out. Like it was. just one of those things where nobody. was sure about what happened. So they. were murdering people that went to the. yogurt place. It was 1991 and it just. South by Southwest. They just did a huge.

Oh, it was one homicide. A quadruple. homicide which took place at I can't. believe it's yogurt shop in Austin. That. could have been me in 1991. Wow. It's uh. 34 years ago. 34 years ago. It's an. underbelly. 14 girls were murdered in. Austin. Wow. 14. Yeah. Wow. They don't know. It's an unsolved. murder. I'd check the boyfriends. And.

there's many different theories about. it. Wow. That's crazy. Four men were. arrested and charged with capital murder. in 99, but two of their cases were. overturned. The other two never went to. trial. Wow. Interesting. So, there are these. things that happen. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what they say that if you just. randomly shoot someone and kill them, like if you're a real real like rando, like did you ever see that movie Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer? No. It was. about a guy named Henry Lee Lucas. Oh,

wow. Yeah. And Henry Lee Lucas was. attributed they attributed like 62. murders to him. The problem is I think. one of the things cops do is they go, "Uh, did you kill this guy?" Yeah, I. killed him, too. Where'd you bury him? Where was he buried? Oh, that's where I. buried him. Oh, right. That kind of. thing. Now you got Now you got a case. solved. That was that was the accusation. about Henry cuz he was definitely a. murderer and a grifter and a a drifter. and he was traveling around the country. stealing things and but then they um.

made a movie about him and in the movie. he it's like he's way more sinister and. calculated and but he would just. randomly kill people. So they they all. take credit for things they didn't do. Exactly. To just beef up the body count. Exactly. That's what they want. They. want attention. They're already in jail. That's so wild, you know. Yeah. That's a. When you have shitty DAs and shitty. prosecutors and shitty cops, they'll do. stuff like that. Do you think. that there are people that are, you.

know, national parks seem to be like a. hotbed of people disappearing? And do. you think Appalachian Trail people? Yeah. Yeah. Do you think that's people. getting you or is that a lot of it like. I got lost, I got eaten? You get lost. Yeah. Yeah, you get eaten. There's a guy. who has this whole series 4 is it 911. missing or 411 missing people in. national parks. Listen, man, you're just. meat out there and you get eaten. And by. the way, you don't find dead anything. out there. You don't find dead mountain. lines. Guess what? They die all the.

time. I've never seen a dead mountain. line when I was hunting because they. they get eaten. They get eaten. Everything gets you get not only do you. get eaten, your bones get eaten. Everything gets eaten. It's so it's not. uncommon to disappear and there's no. trace. No trace. Yeah. Yeah. Super. common. So if you're in a a high traffic. area like I've um hunting, I've found. elk bones where a hunter killed the elk. and then, you know, took all the meat. off the bones and then left the bones. there. That's that's what you do when.

you pack out meat. Yeah. And I found. those those animals. I actually even. found one animal that I shot a long time. ago. I shot like four years ago. And you. found it. Yeah, we were in the same. location. It was the same bones. There. wasn't all the bones there left. Some of. them have been dragged away. Some of. them have probably been eaten by. rodents. You know, they they eat the. bones slowly but surely. And if you're a. human, you're made out of nothing. You're so easy to eat, right? You know, like our bones are less dense. Our our. meat is soft and chewy. Yeah. You know,

like we get devoured. A bear would eat. your whole body. There would be almost. nothing left. Then rodents would eat. what's left. Yeah. You got to be careful. in those places. You can't be careful. Like if you don't have a GPS navigation. system that has a lot of batteries. If. you don't have a compass, have a compass. and know how to use it. If you don't. have a map, it's so easy to get lost in. the woods, right? It's so easy. Yeah. They're all around you and you can go in. one direction and circle around. You. don't even realize you're circling. And. then 3 days later, you're back to where.

you started. You're like, "Fucking no.". Yes, you eat tree bark for 3 days and. you're thinking one any step I'm going. to see the highway. What a horrible. thing. People die like that all the. time. All the time. All the time. Just. go to a hotel. It's very difficult to. know. Just go to a resort. If you don't. know the woods, you're not used to being. in the woods and you're not used to. having landmarks that you follow and. know how to use a compass, know how to. use a GPS. Some people are good at it. and even they get eaten. Yeah, they get.

eaten, too. Well, you break your ankle, right? How about you break your ankle. out there and you you can't hike out. It's not possible, right? What do you. do? Yeah. You [ __ ] die. That's what. you do. Got to be very careful. And then. you hear something at night. You're. sleeping under a tree and you hear. something at night. Right. Right. You. had a bear sniffing you. You can't run. away and you don't have a weapon and you. can't do anything. It just eats you. alive. And those woods are so dense in. the Pacific Northwest and stuff like. that. I mean, and everywhere. But. especially the Pacific Northwest. Especially there. It's like crazy. Yeah.

You don't find nothing out there that. but that's why the Bigfoot rumor. persists up there is because the woods. are like a box of Q-tips, right? You. know, like you can't see [ __ ] out there. You don't know what you see like a. little shadow moving in between trees. and you've decided it's a Bigfoot, right? Yeah. But it's just like it could. be. Right. It's most likely a bear. Especially bears walking on two legs. Northern California is weird like that, too. I mean, that's part of the Pacific. Northwest probably. Yeah. You get killed. up there. Yeah. People die up there all. the time. Did you ever see that um. documentary Sasquatch? No. It's a.

documentary that was on was it on Hulu, Jamie? We had the um director in it, the guy. who created it. It was awesome. And it. what it's really about is about. marijuana growers murdered a guy and. then blamed it on Bigfoot. Wow. So these. marijuana growers in Humboldt like that. up that area. So they all were hippies, right? And then they started growing. weed and then cartel people moved in and. gangs moved in and they started robbing.

these people. So these people became. heavily armed and so then they started. having wars with like the growers and. cartel people and so there was these. people that were trying to steal from. them. They murdered these people and. then they blamed it on Bigfoot. They. like ran over them with a [ __ ]. backhoe and crush these hippies are. really violent. Oh, they get violent. once. Hippies are junkies and and you. know like this whole hippie thing I. think is kind of a lie. Well, they all. become people with money if you're. growing weed. You become a. multi-millionaire who's carrying a.

sidearm. Okay. And you're you're going. to protect your money and then these. people are trying to kill you to take. your [ __ ] So then you're like [ __ ]. Jason whatever his name is in Ozark, right? Jason Baitman. Jason Baitman. Right. And now you're a drug dealer. That's so funny. It's so it's so funny. the weird like marijuana where it's like. it's federally still illegal but like. states it's legal in certain states and. there's that gray area where there's. just like you have half of that business. is like in the shadows and half of it's. and people making lots of money. It's.

strange. Well, not only that because. California made it legal, they also made. it a misdemeanor to grow it illegally, right? So what happens is these cartels. started growing it on national forest. land. And so then game wardens started. finding it. There's a guy named John. Norris who's been on the the podcast. before. He wrote a book called Hidden. War. Yeah. And it was all about he was a. game warden and he became a part of a. tactical crew that was busting cartel. members who were heavily armed growing. marijuana in national forests. That's.

crazy. [ __ ] Because the most of the. illegal weed that's been sold all over. the country was being grown there. So in. the places where it is illegal, they. grow it where it's legal. And if they. get busted, it's just a misdemeanor. So. it doesn't matter. And they're not going. to deport anybody because California is. a sanctuary state, right? So it doesn't. matter how many acres and acres of. wheat. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. And so. because it's federally illegal. It's. just like when there was the prohibition. that propped up organized crime. Same.

thing. You've just propped up illegal. businesses to sell something that has a. demand that normal. Do you think weed's. going to be federally. legal? If I had to guess, not during. this administration. Yeah. No, I don't. think I think No, it feels like a lot of. the, you know, like the experimental. harm reduction policies in places like. Portland are going the other way. Well, they went a little crazy in a place that. was already crazy. Yeah. They had a. woman driving around shooting people up. called the stabbing wagon. And she was. like, if somebody needed if somebody. needed a fix, she'd like pull up and get.

give them clean needles and stuff. And. was it really called the stabbing wagon? It was called the stabbing wagon. And. yeah, because you're stabbing and if. you're just tweeting. No, this is like a way to help. Oh, poorly. This was a way to help people. And people just be chilling and like, "Hey, I need a couple of clean needles.". So this woman would just show up. There'd be like a bunch of junkies. hanging out. She'd show up. She'd hop. out of the stabbing wagon with a bunch. of clean needles, hand them out, people. like, "Fuck yeah. Good to see you." Oh. my god. And she's like, "Fuck yeah. Hope. you're all doing good." And they're. like, "Well, you know how it is." Oh my. god. And the problem was that didn't.

work. [Laughter]. Not only did it not work, it encouraged. people to move there to shoot up. Yeah, actually that's true. So people started. moving there because they're like, "This. is actually a pretty good deal." They. don't care if you live on the street and. there's this [ __ ] in a van that shows. up with Clean Needles and they give you. money. Yeah. And whatever you need. They. give you free money and food. Yeah. Yeah. Here it is. The stabbing wagon. Stabbing wagon. Harm reduction. No, I. mean it's real. She only has 4,000.

followers. That's [ __ ] Hit that. follow, Jamie. Hit a little follow on. her. There you go. Look at the step. There's a stabbing wagon. Well, at least. she's healthy. I don't need my algorithm. like that. Stabbing wagon. Okay, makes. sense. At the end of the day, it's like. that that seems like a good way to. combat drug use is to have a van of. drugs. That van got a $ 1.5 million. grant. Did you see that? Did you see. that in the previous article? Of course. $ 1.5 million grant. Well, because. they're trying to help people get high. They're trying to help people get high. in a safe way. Bro, where she parked.

that van? That's what I need to know. I. mean, it's a good question. She probably. lived in the BBS and then came in and. then did what she needed to do. Like a. BBS lady. Well, that's a good point. Well, you know, those weird the north. those those specific Northwest suburbs, a lot of them aren't my BBS. The ones. that I like. Very odd. Those people are. It's different. They're like people that. live outside of Chernobyl. Yeah. They're. forever changed. It's It's different. There's not a lot of sun up there. Something's going on. Bad DNA damage. What was funny is like there was a big. article where they were like, "Yeah,

this is actually like what's crazy is. like you read about those cities, right? Like Portland or San Francisco, they'll. do the craziest thing ever." And then. like two years later they'll start going. like, "Yeah, this just is not having the. results that we thought it would have.". Like this is drug use is up, crime is. up, violence is up. So Santa Monica now. is doing a curfew because there's been. violent crimes at night. No way. They're. thinking about doing a curfew in Santa. Monica. So again, because Santa Monica, yeah, Santa Monica is thinking about.

doing a curfew because there's like. violent crime. So instead of just going. like, "Okay, we got to throw these. people in jail." Like it's 9:00, go. [Music]. home. This is California. This is the. the biggest economy in our country. And. they're thinking of having occur because. they're all out of ideas on how to like. stop people from like being victims of. violent crime. Bro, I got friends who. can't sell their houses there. No, it's. Brad. I'm glad I got I sold my house. when it did. Nobody wants to buy houses.

there anymore. Nobody wants to buy. houses there. They're like, we're. getting out. Everybody who's not out is. at least thinking about Uber Rich people. are um a lot of them are just keeping. their houses because they can't get the. money they want. So like people that are. like in Bair, those crazy things, right? Right. Beverly Hills, Belair, these. behemoths. They're just kind of like. just leave it. You got to hope that like. there's some crazy celebrity rapper guy. like Kendrick Lamar decides to buy a. mansion. Well, you also mean like if. you're selling a $70 million house, you.

have like five people that will buy it. You also got to hope that they they. elect Rick Caruso and he goes around. California in a. [Laughter]. tank with a bunch of guys in bazookas. and it's like the craziest thing you've. ever seen. That's all you can hope for. You need like a Rudy Giuliani type. character. Yeah. I mean, you need you. need Sergeant Slaughter from the old. WWF.

I. mean, you need a fully fascist. You need. a guy to run as a fascist. When they go, "Are you a Republican?" He goes, "No, no, no, no, no. I am a fascist. This is. a military dictatorship. You need four. years of a military dictatorship in. California to just turn it around to. just start steering it the other way. Well, it's moving red. That's one thing. that you saw through by the electoral. map from 2024. California is moving red.

It's going red. Yeah. There's only so. many times you can wake up in a $4. million house with a gun in your mouth. before you start thinking. differently about it. You know, you see. they're trying to pass laws where. they're they're deciding how much. violence is enough violence if someone. breaks in your house like you shoot them. too many times, right? You know, in the. middle of being terrified, you're like,

"Absolutely.". They will always take the side of the. people that are trying to destroy. civilization. Do you think Do you think. that when you dawn your tinfoil hat and. and velcro the chin strap, do you think. that this is a grand plan to destroy. civilization? I think what you have, I. don't know if it's a grand plan, but I. think what you have is you have two. things that are happening. simultaneously. You. have uh the the people the very the last.

people that seem to want to be in. politics are people that believe in like. nothing. They're like empty suit Gavin. Newsome types who just really don't seem. they just whatever room they're in. Wait. a minute. Have you seen his podcast? Yeah. Well, that proves my point. That. proves my point now. Right. He's a. believer. So now he's like, "Oh, things. are going right. I'll go to the right. Things are going to the left. I'll go to. the left." So you have like these people. that just don't they will not like if. Sanders or Trump whatever you think.

about them they're not going to like. quote stand on business. They're not. going to tell people here's where I'm. at. This is the way I feel. They're just. empty vessels. And then at the same time. you have that happening. You have the. craziest people in the world that. somehow have gotten hold of a ton of. money and a ton of influence on social. media. And those empty suit politicians. are like scared of these lunatics that.

believe the craziest things you've ever. heard. So these politicians are just. like taking edicts from these crazy. people online who tell them that we need. the stabbing wagon and we need all this. stuff. I don't I don't know. how that happened that somebody should. should look at that how that happened. and and study it. And I think it's a lot. of these politicians are deeply corrupt. and I think they're terribly afraid of. whatever corruption they're involved. with coming to the surface and I it.

could be personal in their personal. life. It could be with the state. I. think you know the mismanagement of. money of resources all of that stuff. So. if I was a really corrupt politician, I. would just do the craziest left-wing. [ __ ] so that I could never be accused of. anything. Good move. And I would just. let them do whatever the hell they want. I go, "Yeah, well, [ __ ] whatever. What? We got a new law that says you got. to you got to you got they got to draw. blood in your house from you before you. can defend yourself. We need a rapper.". Yeah. Rappers are the last people in.

this country that can kind of get away. with almost anything. Well, rappers are. honest. A lot of them, even though they. might lie about how much money they have. and stuff, they do. There's a certain. honesty to that genre of music. Clearly, you can go too far. Like P. Diddy. You. can go too far, but he wasn't super. honest. He seemed to be concealing a. bit. He He seemed to be. Yeah. Do you. think he was working for somebody or. working with somebody or do you think it. was all his own personal CIA was like, "We can't really We don't really know. anything about like these the this world.

of like, you know, we that's not what we. do. We're like a bunch of Harvard guys. and we have these [ __ ] weirdos that. we we know about how to get in with like. our people, but we need someone who was. like a black guy to do it." It could. have been P. Diddy. But didn't all the. accusations come out after he was. involved in a lawsuit with Shock like he. was trying That's what people said. Yeah. Yeah. That's where it gets. interesting, right? Yeah. I mean, it's. going to be Be very careful when you. start [ __ ] around with people's.

billions. Big powerful billionaires. are probably they're their own. governments. Yeah. So, I mean to when. you run a foul of them, I think there's. many ways at which they can get you. Also, they feel like they pay so much. money for taxes. I think that's that's a. lot of these intelligence agencies are. working for those people. They're not, I. think, on their own. There are there's. big.

money to be made. And there's a lot the. people that own these companies and have. been rich for a very long time and who. aren't, you know, on reality TV and you. don't really know who they are, but they. like some of them are on the Forbes. list, some of them aren't. Some of them. are just incredibly wealthy and they've. made their money in ways that you you. could barely understand. And those are. people that, you know, are the reason. historically that the CIA is going into. Latin America and overthrowing a. government so that United Fruit can, you.

know, have a monopoly. Have a monopoly. Right. It's like this is so they're doing. things at the behest of these ultra. wealthy families that control huge. industries. Sure. And they always have. I mean, that's back to Smemedley But. Butler's War as a racket. Thousand%. Yeah. That was 1933 he wrote that or. something. And that's the way the whole. thing seems to be organized. Yeah. And. always has been. We're just learning it. now, you know? That's all the. difference. But it is falling apart now.

because some of their kids are doing. standup comedy. No, literally. I mean, there are people they're young in New. York and they're just like their parents. are some of the wealthiest people in the. world and these kids are like doing. standup, which is terrible sign for the. empire. That's not a great sign for the. empire is that like a guy that would. have taken over his dad's business is. like doing dick jokes. Well, he probably. has a trust fund, so he probably has a a. safety blanket and sees we're having. fun. It's like, I want to have fun. I. want to be like my dad. Yeah. have a.

[ __ ] heart attack when I'm 49. That's. right. But we need them doing that. Some. of them having heart attacks. Yes. Everyone can't be a clown. Like we. There is something deeply unhealthy. about the Illuminati doing standup. I don't love that idea. How well unless. they're using chat GPT, how good could. their material be? It's not ideal. It. can't be. It's a lot of crowd work. And. even if they do nothing wrong with GBT. chat GBT has not shown any ability to.

really craft a good joke yet. It's just. funny to meet some of these people and. then you talk to them and they'll like. casually drop that they're like you know. their parents like billionaires and. you're like that's awesome man and. they're just doing bar shows. It's kind. of interesting and they're nice people, but just to pull out and look at it from. a sociological standpoint, it says. something about people's idea of the. future that these people just like want. to be famous now. How many of them are. there? There's some more than you'd. think really. And it's a New York thing.

It's Yeah, it's a lot of rich people. live there. And And I'm I'm talking. about mega rich. Like not not like, hey, my dad's a successful whatever. I'm. talking about like whoa, billions, big. money. Yeah. where you go interesting. and then the kids don't have any. pressure to do anything. So the kids. kind of float around and they're they're. doing st it's just very funny. It's. something that makes me laugh. It's just. like a billionaire kid on stage looking. at someone in the audience going what do. you do for a living? [Laughter].

Crowd work, huh? Yeah. What do you do. for a living? Maybe this is the first. time they've met people that aren't. billionaires. That could also be a. thing. This might be a way to just socialize. Illuminati kids. They've met their. housekeepers before. Maybe they ask them. like, "What should I talk about on. stage?" Well, yeah. I mean, they have. And what's funny is like they have. parties at their big houses and bring. their other comic friends who are bums, you know, young comics. I mean, we're. all bums. So, then like the parents are. like, "Hello." And they bring in like a. bum. And they go, "This is my buddy.".

And then stealing from the buffet. He's. just like staring at them going, "Whoa, this place rocks. It's like a sitcom.". Yeah. and they're like, "These are my. friends." And I think the parents are. kind of like, "Oh, well, isn't that. nice?". So, maybe it's a phase. I think the. parents look at it like they're going. through a phase. That's interesting that. more than one of them doing. It's a It. says something about that group of. people that used to run everything. They. have a dir of purpose in their life.

They're kind of aimless and they float. around. I don't mean specifically, you. know, rich comedian kids. I just mean. like that ruling class, what are they. doing now? They don't really have a. purpose. They kind of float around. They. try to this new age spirituality. [ __ ] They travel all over the. place. You look at any of these rich. kids Instagrams, all they're doing is. traveling. It's all the same [ __ ]. Anguila, go here, go there. There's no. purpose. You know, I I I think they. don't feel like America's has a defining.

mission. Like if you look at families. like the Kennedys, the Bushes, whatever. you think about those families. They. served in the military, they believe. that there was some type of arc of. history that they were a part of. I feel. like a lot of rich people now just kind. of don't believe in much of anything. And it's just kind of like, I don't. know, bored. They start a fake company. Well, if your whole focus is just making. more money. Yeah. How much time can you. spend believing in things, right? That's. that's going to take away from your.

ability to earn. Yeah. I think that's. one of the big problems now and that's. why I think you saw like a lot of like. people get crazy on the left and they. started instituting like all these like. weird. virtue you know these purity tests and. stuff like that is because I think they. they feel a lack of meaning they wanted. to give them the a lot of them wanted to. self flagagillation and like they wanted. the the tenants of religion they wanted. meaning they just don't have it exactly. so I think that's what happens exactly. with a lot of them and I and their kids. are nice people they're not bad people.

it's just funny to see Like cuz most. people who do comedy, a lot of them. aren't poor. A lot of them are like. middle class people because they have. like the ability to go and at least. think it's an option, right? But it is. funny when someone goes, I'm a I'm doing. comedy and I'm from I'm the scion of. great wealth. Scion's a great word. It's. an interesting thing to me just because. I've always been fascinated with rich. people and like these people that run. the world. And it's so interesting that. some of their kids are like, I want to. I'm I'm going to do standup comedy now.

When was the first time you met a really. rich person? How old were you? I met a. couple of like mafia people that my dad. used to play music. So, they own some. bars, but they weren't super rich. I. would observe them because my uncle was. a director of operations for all these. restaurant groups in New York. This. restaurant group in New York City that. had these these big high-end steakouses. And I would go and one of them was on. 63rd in Park. And I would sit in this. steakhouse with my parents. So, I was. probably eight or nine years old and. you'd look around and I said to my dad. once, I was like maybe 10 or 11 and this.

is a weird thing to say to a 10 or 11. year old. I was like, "Who are these. people?" And my dad goes, "These people. run the world." I was just very. fascinated by all these like people that. were so different because in Long Island. where I came from, everyone was loud and. and and you know, fighting all the time. And you know, my my best friend Josh, who lived two houses down from me, his. mother, Eileen, would scream at his. father in the in the front yard and he. was like a conductor for the railroad. And she would just go, "Why didn't you. do?" And then you would go to Manhattan. and a lot of these restaurants that my.

uncle had, you'd see these kind of quiet. people and they were all very. well-dressed and they were in suits and. you know in in Manhattan they live in. these stone town houses like you know. Epstein did. They live in these little. mini stone town houses and I was just. fascinated. I was like, it's very. interesting. These these people are. interesting. What are they up to type of. thing, right? And then you start start. reading about them and and you know, it. is just super interesting because. they're a very big reason why society. looks the way it does. 100%. You know, and and and that to me was an.

interesting thing. It's like why are. certain people in certain. positions? What role do the politicians. play and what role do these really quiet. rich people play? Yeah. that are kind of. waspy and it could be Jewish, could be. anything. They're just kind of like, you. know, they're quiet. They don't really. want you to know too much about them. They really value their privacy. So, it's funny with the kids doing standup. comedy to me and even these rich people. that go on these reality shows. It's. interesting that it used to be. sacriiggious. The idea that you would. show people that how much money you had.

or that you would talk about yourself. And a lot of that started to change. where like a lot of these rich people. just want to be famous. Almost feels. like it's the last thing left. Well, most young kids today when they ask. them, "What do you want to be?" A giant. percentage of them say, "Famous." They. want to be an influencer. They want to. be a Tik Tocker, a YouTuber. They want. They want to be famous because why would. you want a job like your parents have. when you could just open sneakers? Yeah. And open. So, I'm going to do an. unboxing shop. That's a good point.

Yeah. Like, why would you want a regular. job? Yeah. Regular jobs are soul. sucking. Especially you work. Look, it's. one thing if you have a career. Sure. One thing, you start your own business. It's something exciting. There's another. thing to be working for somebody. Working for somebody's horrible for the. most part. It is. But I think people can. derive enjoyment from things outside of. their jobs. Sure. But that leaves you. onethird of your day that's been eaten. up. You have one third of your day for. sleep, oneird of your day that's been. eaten up by this [ __ ] job. Yeah. And. then the remaining hours between. commutes and whatever the [ __ ] you eat.

all has to be wrapped up in It is. It. is. I I get it. I totally get If you're. a young kid, you go on YouTube, you go, I want to be David Dori. I don't want to. be David Dori. He's like a big guy on. YouTube. Okay. He does uh I don't. knowast. He's like a Mr. Beast type. He's not as big. Mr. Beast is like a. planet. Yeah. But do Dori's big uh you. know, or or whoever. Like they look at. these young and they entertain like. younger people. He does fun videos about. like, hey, I'm whatever. I don't know. You know, it's always the same. It's. like what if I fill the pool with M&M's,

whatever. You know, it's like that type. of thing. you know, it's not like the. Ukraine deep dive or whatever. It's a. it's a fun like goofy thing. And kids. look at that and go, "Well, that guy's. making a lot of money. He has a great. car. He's got a hot girlfriend. He lives. in a big mansion. I want to be that. guy." Of course. But I think they miss. the idea that that guy works really, really hard, right? Like that's the. thing that I think people don't. understand about these social media. people. They do have a. crazy constitution in terms of like how.

much they post, how hard they're work. Now, you might say, "Okay, the stuff. they do is ridiculous or silly or not. valuable." And I might agree on on a lot. of those things, but they are always. putting it out. Yeah, they're showing. up. They're always showing up. Yeah. If. you want to compete in any market, anything, no matter what you do, there's. a certain amount of work you have to put. in. the idea that it's easy, like. there's got to be some reason why most. of them don't rise to the top, right? What is it? How How do you feel about.

Can you teach people to work hard? I'm. sure you can. What What do you think? Cuz I've I've seen so many people that. are super talented, but they for. whatever reason they're not that muscle. that of working hard or or the. dedication to it. I think generally it. has to be established early. Yeah. In. your life. And if you you don't. establish that early in your life, it's. not a thing that you gravitate towards. It's not you don't recognize that, oh, hard work equals results. You know, if.

you get lucky, you do sports because. sports make you physically. uncomfortable. They test your will. You. know, if you're a marathon runner and. you got to get up every day and do those. [ __ ] miles, like that will test your. will. you know, if you're doing track. and field or football or anything you're. doing where it's a lot of work like and. then you realize I've gotten better. because of all this work and I if I work. harder maybe I could be the starting. quarterback. If I work harder maybe and. that's that's a real factor for young. kids, I think getting them into any sort.

of difficult physical endeavor, whatever. it is, competitive physical endeavors. make you That's why I thought that that. show Dance Moms was good. That fat woman. who screamed at those kids and demanded. greatness and would make them cry. I. thought that was good. You never saw a. dance. It's a great show. This woman. Abby Miller, she screamed at these young. kids and one of them became Jojo Seiwa. So it's not like there was any damage. done and. uh you know I think it's good. I I like.

to see greatness demanded of children. This lady what? Look at her hair. Watch. this woman. Push the envelope. You will. jump higher. You will turn faster. That's right. You will also act. You. will sing. You're not just preparing for. a dance competition every weekend. We're. preparing for you to become stars in Los. Angeles. How does that [ __ ] know how to be a. star in Los Angeles? Look at her. She. can't get a seat at Roscos. By the way, I guarantee you she can get.

a seat at Roscos. Really? That's the one. place she can get. If you saw her, you. wouldn't sit her in Roscos. the first thing I would kick someone out. for her and Rosa. But yeah, but uh but. yeah, it is interesting that a lot of. these kids now they just look at, you. know, the followers and Sure. How do you. feel about you're a parent? Do you do. you do you when the Jonathan Height book. comes out and he goes, "We should get. rid of phones for kids until they're. 16." Does that make sense or not really? You No, because then you alienate your.

kids. Look, it's a new world that they. have to learn how to navigate. And if. they don't learn how to navigate until. they're 18, they're at a huge. disadvantage. They they got to. understand that it's just people. talking, but there's a lot of pressure. Like for young girls, it's the worst. time because they're comparing. themselves to all these other girls. You're seeing a rise in eating. disorders, self harm, suicide, suicidal, ideation, and it's a lot of it is like. they get depressed comparing their life. to other people. And when you're young. and you don't understand, you're 13, you. don't get how your mind works and you're.

just sad every time you open up your. Instagram app and you don't look. anything like these ladies who don't. look anything like that either, right? Which is really crazy, right? You know, and your head is filled with all of this. Yeah. unhealthy thoughts. I kind of got off. social media for the most part um real. recently over the last few days. I'm. barely on it. And I feel better. like I. feel way more normal, way more like not. constantly like checking to see what's. going on, what's going on, what's going. on, what's going on, what's happening in.

the world. Instead, just like I'll find. the bad things. They'll come to me for. sure. You'll get it. You'll they'll. figure it out. So, I check in the. morning like, oh, make sure there's no. war going on and then I go about my day. the whole day and then maybe I check. again in the afternoon real quick. Not. I'm not spending like massive amounts of. time anymore. No. And because of that, I. feel better and I'm like, okay. People. that give up their phones always talk. about that they hear birds and all this. [ __ ] you know. Well, you feel. better. You feel like there's not this. low hum of wondering what's going on in.

the world all the time and wondering. who's saying this and why are they doing. that and how's the what's the new thing? What's this? What's that? It is good to. detach. It is interesting. Imagine if. you just didn't even engage like didn't. really look weren't in it at all. It. fascinates me. Way better for you. Don't. you think it would be miserable to just. be happy somewhere? Woody Harlson. doesn't even have a phone. Really? Doesn't have a phone. Doesn't have. email. No. No. When he showed up at the. club, he just sort of showed up and they. said, "Woody Harelson's here." Like, "Okay, let him in. Wanted to come and.

hang out. Knew I was there. Just find. you and hang out with you." Yeah. He's. like, he's smart and he doesn't Bill. Murray's the same way. Doesn't connect. to any. He said, "I had to get a phone. because my kids text so I text my kids. and that's it." Smart. Yeah. That's so. smart. You don't want to be connected. You don't want to be connected. You got. to check out. You have to be if you're a. young comic. You have to be connected. because you have to build followers to. get booked now because these clubs are. like, we got to book people with. followers. You're not necessarily.

looking at who's working hard or who's. good. And I feel for a lot of younger. people because they have to Yeah. You. know, they have to have a social media. presence early on. Maybe even before. they figured out what they want to say. Maybe, you know, before they figured out. how to say it the right way. They have to have this social media. presence and I think people become and. it's a dopamine hit right to do things. I get it like you get followers, you get. rewarded, it's a whole system, but it. also could take over your life. It 100%. could take over your life. And you and I.

well me more so than you grew up without. it and then it came on later in life. Like what how old were you when you. first got online? Dude, I had a. Blackberry. I was I was working in my. early 20s with a Blackberry and that's. very different than an iPhone. Sure. That's emails. It's emails. So, we were. getting emails from our like business. from our like our manager at work going, "Will you [ __ ] losers do something?". Like things like that like cuz we. couldn't sell any. But I remember seeing. people with Blackberries in the early. days of tech going, "Man, that seems. really addictive." Yeah. Cuz you could.

take a shitty photo and send it to. someone, could email a photo. You would. take a And the photos were like terrible. quality. Yeah. But just the idea of like. at your job, you're sending someone an. email photo was like hilarious. like. being out somewhere and taking a photo. and emailing it to somebody going, "Fuck. you. I'm not at work." That was like. fun. The thing was though that they. couldn't escape the emails. The emails, they were constantly checking and I was. like, "Oh, well, this is like super. addictive." Like these guys that I work. with on Fear Fact, they were always on. their Blackberries. There was a New York. City realtor, this lady, Dolly Lens, who.

was like the top realtor in New York. City. She famously, she did a Blackberry. commercial. She famously had like eight. blackberries because she would just get. all these contracts and stuff. She would. like hand them out to her assistants and. stuff. would respond to over she would. get over 700 emails a day at the height. of her thing. She was selling all this. real estate. So black that was the first. time I didn't have a smartphone in. junior high or high school. Ah that's. nice. I had like a flip phone. People. had razor phones. I didn't even have. that. I had like a Sprint LG or some. [ __ ] And then I got Blackberries.

and I think my first iPhone is like in. my 20 like mid20s. Yeah, that's good. It. wasn't I wasn't like connected like. that. Yeah, these kids are connected. from the time they're 6 years old. And I. mean, my godson, he's like four years. old and he has an iPad. They just give. him an iPad. Yeah. They just sit in. front of the pad. If they go to a. restaurant, they set it up in front of. the kids. Kid doesn't And he just sits. there and he does. I don't know what. he's watching. Gaza maybe. I don't know. what he's doing. No one knows either. They. just I don't know what he's found. You.

know, that's the other thing. You hope. like best case he's playing some game, but Well, for boys, they immediately. start jerking off. Interesting. the. moment they could find porn sites, they. tell their friends. That's the other. thing. Like I feel like that's also. damaged people's. no doubt like that damaged people's. ability to like No doubt go out and meet. a woman. Oh, 100%. And that's why. they're not meeting women. Like the. number of incels today is off the. charts. The number of men that don't. have sex at all is some crazy. It's like. 50%. And the porn is not even regular. porn anymore. A lot of it's like. hyperviolent, sadistic, crazy porn.

Really? That's what they say. I know. what you're searching for. people whose heads are getting going. through glass tables. No, but that's. what like when you have these articles. that are written about this, they say. it's not only that they're watching. porn. It's the type of porn. It's not. like regular porn. Oh god. It's like. crazy [ __ ] and it warps their [ __ ]. brain. I heard I heard the dumbest. argument on Twitter the other day. Someone was saying that they should. create CGI child porn to protect real. children from child porn. You should. probably search that person's search.

history. Sounds like this is. that's an interesting argument. We. should have AI child porn. Well, I think. that argument is like they've kind of. that's the sex doll argument, right? The. toe. Didn't they have like that argument. for like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like. it's part of the same type of there's. the same type of thinking. I think. generally that argument is created by. people who aren't pedophiles because. they're trying to figure out well maybe. this is a solution. Well, you're not. thinking and they're also like I'll make. some money with this kid sex doll.

company. What a weird way to make a. fortune. What an odd way to make a. fortune. I made a little bit of money. What'd you do? Don't worry about the. perfect 11-year-old boy butthole. Don't. worry about it. What' you do? Kid sex. Anyway, have you been to the Four. Seasons and in Cancun? Jesus Christ. It's crazy. Well, we're. getting to a point where the world is. really scary, but also equally. unbelievable and absurd. So you have the. it's it's funny but it's also insane.

And I think people are like we don't. know what's real anymore. These AI. videos come out and you don't know. what's exact what's real and what's not. The deep fakes are getting better, right? That seems to be one of the. biggest problems that no one talks. about. It's like reality seems to be. splintering 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Reality is. splintering and then AI is about to take. over our lives and we're openly cheering. it, right? And the world will never be. the same again once it does. And we're. we're welcoming it. Ironically, I think.

comedians seem to be somewhat in the in. the the safer group of people. In what. way? Oh, as far as our jobs sense that. like. perspective seems like maybe one of the. harder things for AI to grasp. Well, it's also live performance is the last. human stand, right? you know, where you. could go and see something. You you go. see a guy actually play a guitar, you. know, that's that's so much different. and that that's a real human experience.

Live sporting events, you know, like. real things, things that are real, you. know, that's that's going to be that's. going to be the hardest to be replaced. by AI. Yeah. Because, you know, you. could replace us on podcast. So, you. essentially could take my perspectives. that I've shared over the past 2,000. plus episodes and run it through a large. language model and use AI and have me. have a podcast with basically anybody. It's such a crazy library you have. It's. like I wonder what what you do with it. It's a good question. Interesting. It's.

a great question. China wants sell it to. China. What if after Spotify you go to. China? Yeah, that's a great idea. Yeah, it would be actually a great idea if you. just sit down and go, "Nothing's. changing about the podcast. It's still. going to be free. It's just going to be. in Mandarin. It's owned by the Chinese. government, but it's the same podcast. it's always been." Don't worry about it. It's the same show it's always been. Hey, you guys know me. I won't change. Yeah. Your first guest is Jack Ma. Tell me what happened with Alibaba.

Yeah. I mean, it's crazy. It's a place. I'd like to go. I've never been to. China. I'd like to obvious cuts. I would. do it that way. Obvious cuts in the. middle of someone talking. It's just an. ad. just an ad which is kind you go it's. the same podcast it's always been it's. now 37 minutes because China's taken out. all the stuff they don't love the. beginning of it is I'd love to go to. China just to access websites and go. what can you really see right that would. be super fascinating to be in China. going like what are you allowed what is. blocked do they use VPNs in China.

successfully is that possible probably. right they'd have to maybe not I don't. know I don't know North Korea seems to. block everything like certain countries. can do a lot yeah they have their own. internet, right? Like you could only get. on their internet. I'm not sure, but. that seems to make sense. That's uh. according to people that have been. there. Yeah. Yeah. They have their own. internet. Like does Can you use a VPN in. China to access the internet of the. world? Let's search that. Yeah, that'd. be interesting. I need to know cuz so. many people, I believe, are very limited.

with what they can access. Many, many, many people in the world are very. limited. Well, look at the UK. They're. just arresting people for Facebook. posts. They're going nuts. That's one of. the crazier things in modern life. Mhm. Is that people are getting arrested over. social media and not really bad stuff. It's saying things that someone finds. these immigrants. Yeah. That kind of. stuff. Yes. Some VPNs work in China, but. their effectiveness varies due to the. country's strict internet censorship. known as the Great Firewall. Chinese.

government actively blocks many VPN. services and only a few reliable ones. consistently bypass restrictions. VPNs. like ExpressVPN, NordVPN, Surf Shark are. often cited as effective but they. require specific configuration. Eg. obiscated servers or protocols like. OpenVPN to evade detection. performance. can be inconsistent with slowdowns or. temporary blocks being heightened. censorship during heightened censorship. periods such as political events. China.

occasionally cracks down on VPN uses. targeting both the providers and. individual users though enforcement. against foreigners is typically lenient. focusing on warnings rather than severe. penalties. Using a VPN is technically. illegal illegal for accessing block. content, but millions, including expats. and locals, use them daily. Boy, that's. a risky move. I think they're banning. this stuff in the UK because I don't. think they want.

people to. to. persist in this in this idea. that, you know, that. they have any ability to challenge this. prevailing narrative that any critique. of immigration is an inherently racist. right thing. And I think the people that. are sponsoring this kind of an. odious thing and it's because what.

they're doing is they're they're. basically imiserating these people. They're making the quality of their life. much worse. They're losing ground and if. they speak up about it, they're called, you know, hu horrible names and then. they're and arrested. Yeah. So, it's. crazy and they don't understand why it's. happening. They're they're not. completely they're very confused about. why, you know, a lot of these countries.

didn't take any Syrian refugees, right? But Europe did and and Scandinavia did, the Netherlands did. And they're. confused about that. And they're asking. questions and going, "Why is that the. case?" and they're confused. about why when. any disruption. uh happens and it's clearly the result. of bringing in large numbers of people. who are not familiar with the laws of.

the country, the culture of the country. Um when anything happens and they bring. it up, they're again called a racist or. you know an extremist or they're. arrested. So it's and then who's doing. it, right? You have the people like the. the people clearly that are in the. government and these incredibly wealthy. business interests that want people to. work for a lot less money and they want. to destroy people's social bonds because. I think they really do want people to.

eventually just accept this kind of. totalitarian surveillance state. Yes. And the way to get them there is. by breaking the spirit of these. countries by destroying any social bonds. that people have and destroying any. economic power and destroying their. belief in the democratic process. And if. they can do that and they can break. people, they can get them to do anything. they want. Do you think they're doing. this in preparation for AI? I think. they're doing it in preparation for not. only technological advancements. I think.

they're doing it in preparation for um. world. wars. I think they are doing it in. preparation for a lot of things. I think. they'll conscript a lot of these people. into the military. I believe that. I. believe they'll conscript a lot of these. people into the military. I think. they're looking at populations. I think. they're looking at people not having. enough children. I think they're saying, "Who's going to fight these wars? Who's. going to do these really shitty jobs? and we're going to go build houses in. and in in uh bunkers and all of this.

stuff. We're going to fly private and. we're going to have our kids go to. completely separate schools and we're. going to have our own water aquifers and. have a compound. But why do you need all. these low-wage people in your country. that are illegal and don't have any. power? Has anyone asked that question? Seems very obvious. They're going to. conscript a lot of them into the. military and a lot of them are going to. do shitty horrible jobs and they're. going to use them as cannon fodder in. wars that enrich lots of people. That. would be my guess.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, I might be wrong, but and if AI. does become the governing factor of the. world, which it probably will, it. doesn't really make sense that you let. humans with all their corruption and. emotions govern things when you can let. super intelligence. Yeah. But then who's. making that intelligence? That becomes. the problem. Exactly. But once you've. already gotten people locked into. compliance, Yeah. and you've already got.

people where they're terrified to. protest against anything, immigration, whatever it is, then you could you can. get a way with a lot more. The there was. a decision made because the the the the. populist Democrats during the 90s, which. was like Bill. Clinton, you know, critical of. immigration, Barack Obama, critical of. immigration, deported a lot of people. Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton. What. started to happen though is there was a. decision made that the world was going. to kind of be a borderless place.

where countries were interchangeable and. that nation states mattered a lot less. than the. financial architecture of global capital. and where it could go. And you need a. world government. And you need a. government that is a world government or. the closest world order, the closest. thing you can get to it, which is having. an EU, right? And then having a a a. government between the UK and the US.

that's pretty on the same page about. everything. And then you have Israel in. the Middle East. And then you have, you. know, all of these, you know, disperate. areas that we we kind of control through. economic means or military means and. stuff like that. And then you have. outliers. You have China, Iran, Russia, PE, you know, whatever. People that. haven't gotten the memo for whatever. reason. I don't want to live in any of. those places. That's the argument. They'll go, "Well, do you want to live. in Shut up. That's what are we idiots. I. don't want to live in any of those. places, but they're not on they didn't. get the memo." So, and then in all of.

these countries, by the way, in Europe, in America, not so much Israel, they. don't love the immigration as we can. see. Um, they're kind of big on the. borders. Israel, they like the borders. Um, but in America and Europe and. Scandinavia and all these countries, the. populations were just told to accept. massively high levels of immigration. over a very short period of time. That's. odd. That doesn't make any sense. And if. you point that out, you're called a.

racist and extremist. And that's a very. strange thing. What are you doing with. all these people? You can't The Biden. administration brought in 10 million. people over four years. What are they. here for? There's not enough jobs for. the people that are here. We have vast. chasms of wealth inequality. We have AI. coming. We have automation coming. Why. would you bring in all of these people? What are you trying to do? What do you. think they're trying to do? I think that. exactly what I said. I think they need. bodies. I think they need cannon fodder. I think they need to break the idea of.

any social bonds that exist between. people. You know, listen, and they need. a little chaos. They need a little. chaos. I think you more laws. Yeah. You. bring in people, more surveillance, more. dependence on the government. You get. people out of the idea. You know, they. got people out of the idea years ago. that you could barely, you can't really, it's very hard to have your own business. now. They've pretty much extinguished. that in people's heads, even though. there are people that still do it. Now, I think they're going to start to. extinguish the idea that you can have a. home, you can own property, that you.

could drive a car, that you can do all. of these things. They're going to. extinguish that idea. And they're gonna. do that because why why not control. everybody? It'll be all whimos. Yeah, that's the that's the thing. Why not. control everybody? Yeah. Why would you. let everybody just go run rampant and. [ __ ] up your business? Yeah. So, they're. they're basically like, we got to pacify. these people. The conflicts seem. inevitable and we're going to have to. fight these wars.

The good news is a lot of the people who. are doing this, their children are now. doing standup comedy. So if they're unable, are any of them. any good? If they're I think some of. them, I'm sure. I'm sure. Have you seen. any of them that are any good? I haven't. seen a ton. It's just it's one of those. things that you hear now more than ever. when you're talking to a young comic and. they go and I'm hanging out with this. person. I go, "Yeah." And they go, "And. their dad owns this." You go, "Really?". Yeah. Just a curious thing. Obviously,

anyone in the world should be able to do. comedy as much as they want, but it's. funny to me as somebody who just looked. at these configurations of power and. wealth. It's kind of interesting that a. lot of these kids are like doing that. It's just fun. Have you ever met anybody. who came from a really wealthy. background that was good at standup? No. I mean, not very Yes. Yes, there are. some of them for sure. You've met them? I've not met them. They probably don't. like me. Unicorns. Yeah, they're they're. around and Yes. Yes. very wealthy. But. I'm talking about like weird kind of. interesting levels of wealth and and.

power. That's interesting. Yeah, that's. super interesting to me. Um but so the. good news is if they can't get this done. soon, their kids won't because their. kids will be at [ __ ] sides spplitters. in Tampa or they'll be podcasting. Or. they'll be podcasting. Yeah. Yeah. They'll all get together, become. influenced. Isn't it funny how much they. they now they now focus really on. podcasters but they ignore all the. things all the people that we're talking. about. They're none of that. There's no. they don't report on any of those. people. No, there's 10 million articles. about the Ovon having Kenno, right? But.

but there's no articles about like again. the the people that seem to be running. in like owning all of our resources, right? You'd think someone would write. about the people that own a lot of the. resources. Yeah. On the planet we live. Listen, that's complicated. Yeah. Did. you see that crazy thing the government. talked about yesterday? They had a press. conference where they said that we can. manipulate time and space. No. Did you. see that, Jamie? I didn't see that. It's. written really weird. Weird, right? That.

got that got lost in the shuffle. Yeah. Um the manipulation of time and space. See if you can find it, Jamie, because. it's it's really kooky. It's really. kooky. Um, can you I I don't know what he was. saying. Play it. I play it so we could hear him. say it. I don't think anybody said it. It was written on a website. But didn't. he say it in that speech? I don't know. I don't know what that speech was even. No. No. It's the guy above you right. there.

It's This isn't going to play that. You. don't think so? No. Play an ad first. Okay. Let Let the ad play out. I'm. pretty sure he secret CIA files claim. the Ark of the Covenant has been found. What? There's a lot going on. Clicking. on that next. There's certainly a lot. going on. It's a big week. regulatory regime of the 1970s became an. ever tightening ratchet. First hampering. America's ability to become a net energy. exporter and then making it harder and.

harder to build. We seem to have lost. focus and vision. Kill that. To have. lowered our sights and let systems and. structures and bureaucracies muddle us. along. But we are capable of so much. more. Our technologies permit us to. manipulate time and space. They leave. distance annihilated, cause things to. grow and improve productivity. Okay, that's not what he's saying. You know, I. think does anyone Does that even make. sense? Manipulate time and space is I. don't think that's what he's saying. No, I think he's saying like he that you're.

able to do things instantaneously. Instantaneously. Yeah. Instantly. Yeah. I don't think I think people are reading. into that too much. Yeah. I don't think. he's time machines. No. But I Do you. believe that time machines had ever at. any point worked? No. Yeah. No, I do. not. I do not think that anyone is. currently in possession of a time. machine, but I do think they're in. possession of some sort of a gravity. drive. Now, what is a gravity drive? I. think during the 1940s they started. working on this stuff. During the 1950s, there was papers written about it that. they were working on gravity propulsion.

systems. They were working on something. that harnesses what do they call it? Background energy. I forget what it but. the idea is and I actually had a. conversation with Hal Putoff about this. who's a legitimate scientist who worked. for NASA with the UFO program and he. believes that they're capable of. developing some sort of a warp drive and. there was something written about this. There's some breakthrough about warp. drives recently, right? We talked about. this. I think they have something. I. think they have something. I think.

that's what a lot of these people are. seeing when they're seeing these um. transmedium crafts that are going. through the air at high rates of speed, going into the water, not losing any. speed, coming out of the water, not. making any splashes. I think it creates. a a a gravity distortion around whatever. these things are that allows it to move. in a way that's very different than any. other propulsion system that we are. currently aware of. And I think the. government has been probably secretly. working on this stuff for decades. That's what I think. I I could 100% be.

wrong, but that's the DARPA angle of. like having a really. Yeah. really. underground, you know, weapons system, futuristic technologies and and space. travel systems. And space travel system. and, you know, ideally they would be. able to use this to mine uh asteroids. you know, have something instantaneously. port to an asteroid, scoop up rare earth. minerals and expensive things that they.

need on Earth, shoot it back to Earth, right? Yeah. So, it's interesting. So, I. I the people that work in that type of. arena are just so many layers above top. secret, levels above top secret because. they barely exist. This guy was telling. me that in 2015 they had landed. something on an asteroid, extracted. something from that asteroid and then. had that thing leave the asteroid and. returned to Earth and then pinpointed. the location where it was going to crash. land or land rather within one mile. and. that somehow or another they figured.

this out a decade ago and that we we. don't know about it, but they have. there's footage of this stuff and that. they've been able to achieve this and. that there's what you hear and what you. see on television and what they're. actually capable of and because of. national security interests because you. know fill in the blank misallocation of. funds in order to acquire this. technology which is 100% what they're. all talking about right we Jamie and I. that what does that documentary we saw.

Oh [ __ ]. it's Yeah, it's not released yet because. it was a South by Southwest. We saw. South by Southwest. This documentary. that's all about that subject and it's. all about how there's a lot of issues. because these people have all. misappropriated funds. So they've lied. to Congress. So the and then on top of. that if you do have this sort of a. program and it is based on back. engineering. UFOs that have crashed though who gets. that? Well it's probably a weapons. manufacturing company. So if it's a.

weapons manufacturing company which. company gets access to that and the. other ones could probably sue you. because why did not that's a huge. competitive advantage to have [ __ ]. alien technology that you can back do. these things not land in China. Age of. Disclosure is the the unprecedented. revoly documentary featuring 34 senior. members of the US government, military, and intelligence community reveals that. an 80-year-old cover up the existence of. non-human intelligent life and a secret. war amongst major nations to reverse.

engineer technology of non-human origin. See, I don't even know if that part is. true. Yeah, I don't know. Who is the. most credible person that you've had on. the show over the years who has talked. the most convincingly? Was it Bob Lazar. about Bob Lazar is one of them, but. he's, you know, technically speaking, you could kind of discredit a lot of the. stuff that he said. Uh, Jacques Valet is. probably the most reasonable and he's. the guy that they patterned that French.

scientist and Close Encounters of the. Third K on and he's been studying this. from the six since the 60s. True. believer. Yeah, he believes he thinks. most of it's [ __ ] though. He thinks. most of it is uh people misunderstanding. what they're looking at, people seeing, you know, some sort of a test vehicle. Does he have any theory on where these. crafts are coming from or is that just. completely beyond the scope of what he. They do theorize. They theorize that. these things are have always been here. and that they're probably. interdimensional travelers that it's not.

as simple as they're coming from another. planet, right? They might be coming from. a whole another reality and then they. might have shaped our reality that this. might be a. farm. This might be a giant ant farm. This is this might be also how. intelligent life gets sort of seeded. throughout the universe. And this would. also explain why we're so different from. every other animal on this planet, right? We're so so it's not like there's. a competition. We're we're advanced.

We're eons ahead and yet we carry the. same we we didn't evolve socially the. way we evolved technology. technologically. We we we still have. tribal notions and we're still. territorial. We still act like animals. So if they know what what always weirded. me out or interested me is like the. aliens they're still they're if you. believe any of these things they're. testing us all the time and and and. and is that because they're curious? Is.

that because they're they're they don't. know? Well, they probably just got to. keep track see what's going on with. people. I mean you do that if you're. collecting samples of bugs in other. countries, right? They go there and they. they do what what we would do. I mean, if you're if you're from another planet. and you want to visit humans, we talked. about this yesterday, like if you could. find a planet where cave people were, wouldn't you go? Oh my god, they're. they're just starting to figure out how. to make stoned spear tips, of course. people would go. It is interesting. thinking about the planet as a farm.

Yeah. Yeah. That's one of the things. that Bob Lazar said. there was a big. folder that he found when he was uh. working uh Area 51 site 4 where. supposedly they're back engineering that. thing. He said they had a large folder. that was just on religion. And he said. essentially they viewed us as. containers, that human beings were. containers, and that religion and all. these things that were created in order. to protect the container. And that the. way to keep people from doing things. that are ethical, unethical, and.

immoral, and horrendous is to try to. instill as much religious ethical. structure as possible. Try to move and a. container. What are we carrying that's. important? Is it. DNA? Is it the cell? Well, you could say. the soul, right? You could say container. of souls. But if you wanted to be more. cynical, you would say, well, what. creates artificial life? A human's. curiosity and innovation, the lust for. innovation and also materialism. Because. if you're keeping up with the Joneses,

you want newer and better stuff all the. time. So that fuels uh economic growth, that fuels technological growth because. you want the the newest stuff. Like. these TVs, they don't need to make a. better TV than that. It looks great. You. can watch Super Bowl looks crystal. clear. Why are they making better TVs. every year? Well, because we demand. them. I want the better one. But my. computer has the same chip as last year. [ __ ] out of here. I want the new one. And everybody wants the new phone. There's no reason to get a new phone. anymore. They all do the same thing. I. have a iPhone 11. One of my phones is an.

iPhone 11. I've purposely not switched. it just to see what it's like to use a. iPhone 11. See if I notice anything. different. I notice nothing different. Zero. Especially when it's on Wi-Fi. It's the same thing. It's the same. thing. YouTube looks the same on it. Everything's the same on it. Yeah. It. doesn't get as bright as the new ones. That's it. The new ones have more. Did. Did Jo Flet or any of these people ever. speculate. about is there an end game? If a. planet's a farm, is there an end game. eventually? For example, if we're. running experiments, right, on uh.

anything, eventually we go, "Okay, we. got it. We either figured it out or we. end the experiment or co leaks." But at. at a certain. point, is there do do you know, has. there been any theorizing as to like. what the endgame is or is it just a. curiosity for them? I think the endgame. is artificial intelligence, right? Because that's what we're really making. The one big thing that's going to change. the world way more than any other. technology is artificial intelligence,

right? Especially when it's attached to. quantum computing. So if if you have uh. human beings that have con constantly. searching, constantly traveling, looking. to they're rors, they want new. resources, new things, they want new. innovation. And all these new. innovations have allowed them to succeed. over their rivals. And then they. continue this trend technologically. And then they acquire great wealth and. power and all these. Well, what's what's. the what are they doing? They're making. better technology. Well, ultimately,

what does that mean? Ultimately means. they make a better life for them. And. maybe that's what we do. Maybe we're. just making a cocoon. We're just here. trying to make the best version of AI, right? And that's probably what the. whole universe is filled with. All. biological life eventually probably gets. to a point where if it's intelligent. enough, it starts making synthetic life. And then once you have synthetic life, what then becomes the point? That's a. good question. Synthetic life might be. God. That might be how the universe got. made in the first place. It might be.

what came first, the chicken or the egg. So once we get there, it's not even we. anymore. It's once it is born and once. it has So is that a way for God to keep. replicating itself? Well, it might I. mean I mean it might be how Jesus comes. back, you know, like this this a lot of these. stories, these biblical stories, you. have to say like what what were they. saying? What were they trying to say? Like what what was the real event that. they were recording? If they've passed.

these stories down, they're so. significant for thousands of years, like. over a thousand years of just oral. history and then thousands of years of. written language, like what are they. trying to say, you know? And what what. is this omnipotent force that controls. everything in the universe and that it. wants us to follow certain rules and. obey and it wants us to love it and and. cherish it. And if you do, you genuinely. seem to have a better life. Like people. that like legitimately follow.

Christianity, they seem legitimately. happier. So it gives you a a it gives. you an incentive to follow it and then. you continue to keep society rolling to. the point where this happens and I think. it happens inside of our lifetime. I'm. sure of it if we don't blow ourselves up. and then we get to this point and my my. my relevant my Yeah. And then my it's. interesting you I I totally get it. But. then once we get to the point of. irrelevance and now we have AI that. becomes God then what does God do? Turns. us into dodo birds. We're gone. We're.

out. Yeah. I think we stopped breeding. anyway. It's probably they don't even. have to destroy us. Our endocrine. systems are all getting destroyed. slowly. We're we're well well aware of. that. So because of technology, we were. able to invent plastics. Because of. plastics, plastics are slowly destroying. our endocrine system because of the. ubiquitous use of vaccines and and all. these aluminums and mercuries and heavy. metals and and then herbicides and. pesticides and pollutants. Our bodies.

are getting slowly and slowly weakened. and our endocrine systems are getting. less and less viable. There's more. miscarriages than ever. There's less. less people are giving birth than ever. Sperm counts are lower than ever. It's. like moving and then we're all obsessed. with changing genders, right? So, we're. all obsessed with being non-binary and. and this and that and we're we're slowly. moving away from. biological imperative breeding, right? the the then and then you have in v.

vitro fertilization and then you have. artificial wombs and then you have life. that they're creating literally in a. laboratory unique forms of life and then. you have artificial intelligence to be. able to do that whenever it wants to and. then you're going to get to the point. when it becomes viable human beings have. already entered into population collapse. and then you bring them robot sex dolls. and then you know you just jerk them off. while they have VR headsets on and no. more kids and then AI eventually says. [ __ ] Okay, let's get rid of these. containers. They don't have to get rid.

of them. They don't even have to get rid. of them. They just exist with full. power. So then you have these AI. We'll be like those [ __ ] people in. the Amazon that are shooting bows and. arrows at helicopters. Well, these AI machines just running the. entire world. Yes. Interesting. Yeah. I. don't think there's any way to stop it. And then we're just running around. For. sure. That's what China's preparing for. Yeah. Yeah. for sure. And you know, they're they're.

developing factories that are bigger. than San Francisco. See that? They have. an EV factory that's larger than San. Francisco. Who's going to drive the EVs? They are people for a little bit. Yeah. For a little bit. But it's also to fuel. consumerism, of course, which fuels. innovation, which fuels the Yeah. the. the birth of this. And this is what And. this is what a lot of these people that. have looked into this have theorized. that this is. So, it's funny because it. is just a parallel reality that we're. not plugged into. It's also I always say.

this, if you were from another planet. and you looked at us, like what is this. one apex species doing? What's making. better stuff, right? The number one. thing it does above everything, above. war and murder and all Yeah. all the. crime, the number one thing it does is. make better stuff. That's what it. produces. Constantly, consistently. better stuff. Never happy with what it. has. And it does it at a staggering rate. where it's like it's even a question. that your phone from a few my iPhone 11. from a few years back is like is that.

still good? Like it's a question whether. or not it's still for 5 years. That's. crazy. If you have a gun from 5 years. ago, it's perfect. There's nothing. wrong. You don't need a new gun, right? It's the same technology. Imagine a. factory larger than San Francisco. It's. happening in China's BYD's Zang Xiao. branch which can will be 10 times larger. than Tesla's Gigafactory in. Nevada. Crazy stuff, dude. It's crazy. It's going to be a factory that's bigger. than an American. It's a really. interesting time to be alive. It's.

great, you know, but you know, I don't. think anybody knows what the final. chapter of this book is going to be. I. don't think anybody I think these people. that are like accelerating towards this. technological supremacy and all the. people that are theorizing, they're. theorizing. Yeah. And then do we get. visited when that happens? When when AI. becomes sensient and we're our job is. done, do we then get visited by the. Galactic Empire? I would hate if it all. came down to just AI doing standup. comedy. If they all just decide to do.

standup, what if AI decided to do. podcast and it's just a bunch of hyper, you know, [ __ ] you know, brilliant. machines talking to each other and maybe. that's the way the world just ends with. like artificial intelligence just. blabbing. I don't think the world ends. I think we end, right? And I think that. would be a terrifying thought to. Australiathecus if you told Australia. Pythecus like one day you're gonna be in. a self-driving Tesla and you're not. going to need your spears. What? Right. You'd be terrified. But how.

am I going to get the buffalo? Yeah. Like how am I going to eat? How am I. going to feed my children raw meat? You. know, you it's like no, no, no. You guys. are gonna have fire. You're going to be. able to turn on a switch. Instead of. like rubbing sticks together for a half. an hour, you're just going to be able to. turn on a switch and fire is going to be. instantly. You're gonna have this thing. in your hand. Look at this. Yeah, right. Imagine if I brought this to a cave. person, check it out, bro. You need a. fire. Crazy. I'm your huckleberry. It's. crazy. That's technology, right? You. know, you show a cell phone to someone. from the 14th century, they they they. burn you at the stake. You're a wizard,

right? Yeah. And it's all moving in this. very weird direction that no one can. predict because it's exponential because. it's so staggering how much. technological innovation they have. just. with quantum computing. Like I I've got. someone coming on soon that's going to. supposedly explain that to me, but like. what are you even saying, right? It's. operating in the multiverse and it's. accessing infinite universes. Who. explains that type of stuff? Like like. is it a scientist? You have to get. someone who's actually working in the.

field. Okay? Because even a regular. scientist, they're just going to give. you theoretical [ __ ] You got to get. someone who's actually working on. quantum computing systems and can. explain how it works and why it's able. to crack calculations that would take. Mark Andre said it best there. It's this. has already happened. They have taken. calculations that if you turn the entire. universe, every atom in the universe. into a supercomput, the universe would. die of heat death before it could solve. this equation. And these quantum.

computers that already exist that we've. already done can solve it in a matter of. minutes. And they don't know how it's doing that. And so they think it's doing that by. accessing the multiverse. They think. it's proof of the multiverse. But again, this is just like. the sound of gay guys falling off a. roof. It's like so far away. It's so. weird. It's like, is that really. happening? Right. Like what what's going. on over there? What are they doing over. there? It's almost like it's it's almost. it's almost abstract like what you you.

hear someone say that they can solve. currently solve equations that like is. that real right when is like to you and. I it's like we don't understand the. technology at all we don't understand. all the steps that have been put place. that all the work that's been done to. get the technology to this point these. chips are like the size of this [ __ ]. mint tin. Yeah. That's how big they are. And then they're surrounded by these. super cooling units. And that's like it.

has to be cooled at these insane. temperatures, cooler than deep space in. order for it to even function. It's. unreal. It's [ __ ] nuts, dude. And. that's real. And that's happening right. now. So God only knows what's coming. Yeah. They're already building nuclear. reactors just to power AI plants, right? multiple nuclear reactors just to power. AI plants because the the amount of. electricity that's going to be required. is is tremendous. Tremendous. Yeah. And. they're just all on this wild scramble.

between us and China to try to get there. first. It's such a strange thing that we. know it's coming, but we can't the pace. of it is going to be and there's no way. to figure it out. Like when Wilbur and Orville Wright flew. that stupid [ __ ] shitty airplane, who. would imagine that 50 years later. someone would drop a nuclear bomb out of. one of those, right? They didn't have. jets back then. They were propeller.

planes, right? The Anola Gay, wasn't. that a propeller plane? Yeah. Dropping the most sophisticated of. weapons. Yeah. No one no one knows what's going. to happen when a new invention happens. and then everyone builds on that. invention. No one would have ever. imagined hypersonic jets back when they. Wilbur and Orville were floating around. that stupid [ __ ] wooden thing that. they invented, right? And so no one in.

no one understands like what is what's. the 50-year quantum computing thing? If. you It's 50 years from making the. airplane to dropping a bomb out of it. How many years is it from quantum. computer thing to God? How many years is. it until you this thing starts making. better versions of itself to the point. where it literally can manipulate. everything in the universe at will? It. can create new universes. It's it's unbelievable to think about. it. It's almost beyond the grasp of our. mind to consider. It is. It is fully and.

it's it's terrifying. Think of those. stupid cars that people used to drive. around. in like 1823 or what? Or 1923. Drive. around those stupid cars and now they. have electric cars like a Tesla that can. go 0 to 60 in under two seconds. Nobody. saw any of this [ __ ] Whimos. Nobody saw. Whimos when they saw Model T. But yet. they're all here, right? And no one. knows where this is going. It's all just. speculation and guessing. And and I. would imagine that even the most.

creative minds are not going to be able. to see where this is going. No, it's insane. And we're living. through it. And most people, unlike you. and I that like have to talk about [ __ ]. constantly, most people probably aren't. even paying attention. Yeah. No. Why. would you? It's almost pointless. Yeah. Yeah. Why would you? You got to you got. to work and you got to you know, your. your kid needs hormone therapy. A. thousand% So it's like we create AI, AI.

creates quantum computing, quantum. computing creates God, God's creates the. Jews. And that's the rub. It's all real wild. And in the middle, we're, you know, fighting over stupid [ __ ] like who who. believes in this religion, who believes. in that. religion. Sunnis and the Shia fighting. each other. And people are watching Love. on the Spectrum, which is why we're. number eight on Netflix's top 10. We. should be higher, but they're watching. Love on the Spectrum, which I get it. It's a feel-good show. Well, hopefully.

after this podcast, you'll That's very. sweet. Um, and you filmed the special. Yeah. The Mothership, and everybody. loves it, and it's great. I mean, a lot. of people love it. Most people love it. Of course, there's, you know, enough of. this flat fat blow hard comments, but. most the vast majority of people enjoy. it, which is important. And the show and. the uh you saved it. We know you saved it. Well, the first one was very bad and the. producers are making this horrible. mistakes that they always make. They.

want to light up the room and they want. to do things very differently than a. normal show, but that looks just like a. regular show. That's a comedy show. And. it's not a I don't know what the hell. they were doing with the lights. They. always do it. They try to do it with me. when I first started doing specials. They want to light the room up and it. just makes everybody uncomfortable. They. all feel selfconcious. They all know. it's different. There's a reason why. comedy clubs are super funny. It's super. funny to do a show. I've done so many so. many shows there and they're all really. really good. And then you get the.

cameras and everything. And then the. first one I go, "What the [ __ ] is. happen?" It would be one thing if I was. in like Portland, Maine at like a. liberal college, right? I'd go, "Okay, well maybe these kids don't like me or. something." And I think maybe it was. still good. It was just tense. You could. feel that people were well aware that. you were filming and it was different. and they were like not in it. They were. watching it. And then thank God they. listened to me. I mean, come on. It was. like right away I was like, "Okay, who's.

running this?" Like, "Get these [ __ ]. lights off all the tables. What are all. these lights on the side? Kill those. Let me see it now. Too bright. Kill. that. Why is that light there? Kill. that. Kill all these lights." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank God. Thank God. Well, thank God. Thank God. But look, it's. important. People need I appreciate it. And get get people need [ __ ] talking. Stop with this love on the spectrum. We. get it. They're happy as they should be. But RF RFK is going to What did you want. to call it that they wouldn't let you? My son's [ __ ] Yeah.

I don't understand why they said no to. that. They got There was negative. feedback. You're going to get negative feedback. They also didn't know about the Kevin. Spy promo until the day it came out. I. think my son's [ __ ] would have made it. number one. I think my son's [ __ ] would. have been a great move. It would have. been number one out of the gate. Out of. the gate. I'm clicking on this. That's. right. What is he saying? That's right. [ __ ] you, Lonesome Canyon. Soap opera. they got. Well, Netflix has almost too.

much content. I think it's content. I. love Netflix, don't get me wrong. And I. think the UFC might be going to Netflix. soon. Wild. Wild. Wild. Yeah, because. Netflix is international. It's. everywhere. Whereas I I was on uh I was. in Italy and um on vacation and I tried. to access a UFC fight through my ESPN. app and it said not available in this. area. I was like, "What are these people. watching now?" Right. You can't even. watch the fights. No, I mean they've won. the stream whatever the streaming war. was. They won. They won. They won. They.

did it. They did it. YouTube as well. Well, YouTube's number one is globally. is the biggest media company. Yeah. And. the UFC, you know, probably talked to. YouTube as well. I just think there's a. thing about a subscription model versus. free and you know ads and the generating. income. I mean there's a you're talking. about billion-dollar corporations. It's. not that simple. For sure. For sure. But. no, they were super cool. They didn't. give any notes and that's awesome. Great. That's all you want. Netflix is. [ __ ] great. They're the best. And I.

think they learned a big lesson during. the wokeness era. Like when things got. dark and there was the Inquisition, it. got real weird and they were putting on. a lot of stuff that was just hot garbage. because they thought that this was like. what culture wanted and society wanted. But the numbers didn't work. And then. they did the Tom Brady roast and the. numbers were the highest that they've. ever had of any show ever on Netflix. And like, okay, we get it. We get it. We. get it. And then they did a lot of the. live comedy shows where they couldn't. control it. And I did mine live. That.

was they and they got buck wild and they. defend Chappelle and all these and you. know they they understand comedy they. like it and Ted Rando is a fan of it as. a CEO. So I think that's good. I think. that's a really good thing that you have. a platform that has that much power and. and accessibility. Is [ __ ] great. No, he's awesome. I think that there's. people that really understand that it's. that you need to have funny jokes. You. need you need to have people things that. people don't love and things that people. like and give people give people the. Mega Markle show. Give them my dumb. thing. Let people Yes. choose. Let put. me and Mega Markel in a thing. Make us.

work together. Fund it. Put me in a. kitchen. This is camping. This is the. direction. You two. This is the Put her. on Kill Tony. This is the direction. You. two and a collision. What are those. little. silver things called? The people. trailers. I don't know, but I think we. should go to space. Have Bezos do it. Airream. Yeah. You You and her. Or even. better, put we're go to space. Yeah. Me. and her have That's only 11 minutes. Oh, that's all we're going to do. That's all. that's it's going to work.

I want to see your speech when you come. back and land. How profoundly changed. you were. Did you grow? Did you heal? Yeah. No, not at all. Space was going to. help you heal. I'm worse. Everybody. wants to heal. Isn't that wild? I know. It's so silly. What What are you healing. from? Exactly. Being rich. What's your disease? Extreme wealth. These people waiting across the Rio. Grand with a butthole full. That's. right. They they found some lady the. other day that had um she had heroin and.

cocaine and fentinyl stuffed in all of. her body cavities. They caught her. coming through and like uh that lady's. not trying to heal. No. I mean, she's. trying to make $13. That's tough. Heroin, cocaine, and fentinol. She had in her anus and her vagina in. all of your body cavities. Tightly. wrapped. Here they are. Little eggs. Here it says, what does it say at the. top? C CBP officer intercept woman. transporting drugs in multiple internal. cavities. That's so funny, dude. 33 years old. Uh.

the drugs are hidden in the rectum and. vagina of a 33-year-old female US. citizen pedestrian border crosser. Somali case was not an isolated. incident. Over the weekend, CBP officers. working at PDN and Yetla Crossing. stopped a total of nine internal. carriers who are transporting fentinyl. and methamphetamine from Mexico to the. US. Internal carriers is a fun way to. talk about it. It's like uterus holders. Well, hey, what did you know what did. you say they call this? Containers. I.

mean, she's doing it. She's doing it. Wow. Exceptionally dangerous practice. And anyone thinking about smuggling. drugs inside their body or at all should. strongly reconsider their choices. Oh, you think these people have choices? These people are dying. They're starving. to death. They have no future. Strongly. reconsider their choices. They just need. better counseling. That's right. That's. all it is. That's right. And they need. to heal. They need to get in space. Well, take that lady instead of putting. her in jail, maybe throw her throw her.

in space. Show that woman Katy Perry. Her and Amy Schumer. up. Everyone should. go up. I'll do it. Me, Amy Schumer, and. Megan Markle in space. That's a show. It's an 11 minute show. What about Megan. McCain? Would you do it with that? I. would absolutely do it. All of us. All. of us together. You know, why not? I'd. watch that. Of course. I'd watch that. And if they called it my son's [ __ ]. then justice would be served. Absolutely. Do you do a big Easter. thing? What do you mean? Just I don't. know. Is it a big Do you do like a eggs? Yeah. No. Well, kids are in high school.

now. It's a little different. You know, you're not dying. Unless. there's money in those plastic. Yeah, that's a good point. Nobody cares. anymore. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They want. money in the egg. There's candy in the. house. Yeah. I remember that's the. thing. When you get older, it's just. money in there. It's just money. Just. Well, once the kids realize that there's. no magic person that's delivering, then. it's all [ __ ] Just give me money in. the egg. It's like, oh, it's my parents. Because otherwise, they would say, that's weird that Santa's so much nicer. to me than he is to those poor people. Of course, I guess I'm chosen. Of. course. That's a weird thing to say to.

kids. Yeah. Like, yeah, you got. everything on the list, but that kid. that get gets bust in from the bad. neighborhoods, you got nothing. Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. But, you know, kids go Santa's fickle. Santa. likes what he likes. He likes the. suburbs. Santa likes landing his sled in. the BBS. He does. He feels better about. it. Feels really good visiting rich. people. Yeah. And he doesn't even talk. to the Jews. No, he's not. He knows. Weird. He knows. He does his thing. But,

you know, if they're the chosen people, why don't they get Santa Claus visits? Well, they have they have they have. other things. Yeah, but their other. thing like they weren't it wasn't really. supposed to be a bunch of gifts until. the Christians started getting all the. Santa Claus gifts and the Jewish kids. go, "What the [ __ ] is going on, Mom?". And some of them cheat. Some of them do. a little Christmas, too. Some of them. have a tree. Some of them do a little. Christmas. Absolutely. Some of them do a. little hopefully they do this piece, this peace in the Middle East. Hopefully, they keep talking about all. this, you know, these deals they're all. making. hopefully that the Hamas and the.

Israel whatever it is they get uh you. know because well that's one thing that. Trump said if I get in there 24 hours. the war is over. That's a tough one. 24. is tough. That's obviously but I. hopefully they figure it out because it. is um it's unfortunate. Yeah, it's. [ __ ] crazy. The human toll is unreal. Unreal. And you know it's crazy. Some. lady just died. She was the protagonist. in some documentary and she just got. blown up. There is an argument to be. made that that level of devastation and.

death is worse than you talking to. someone on your podcast. Allegedly, there is an argument to be made. It's. probably not a good one. The amount. of just talking the there is an argument. to be made that you know starvation and. stuff like that and people dying is. worse than a podcast. But wait a minute, I wouldn't wait a minute before you say. that. Have you been there? Right. That's. a good point. Have you even you haven't.

been? By the way, how is he in all these. war? Can I just go to wars? By the way, how are you allow are you allowed to. just go to wars? Is that you should at. least go to fantasy of going there? Can. I just go to wars or do I have to come. back and say what people want me to say. about the wars? Can I go to the wars and. have my own opinions or do I have to. have the opinions? Not if you want to go. back. That's right. That's right. It's. very interesting this war tourism. How. do I get on this war tourism? I'd like. to go to the Ukraine. I want to go I.

want to go I want to go to all this war. tourism. Do you have any awards that. they can melt down and make bullets out. of? Joe, think about this. Do I seem. like a guy that has a lot of awards? Didn't you get one of those YouTube. plaques when you hit 100,000? I don't. even know where they send it. I don't. know where I don't know where they're. sending those YouTube plaques. We've got. a few of those. But I like this idea of. war tourism. I like the idea of going to. a war and then coming back having having. a very black and white view. I've been. there. I get it and I know and and and.

interesting. Okay. I like that. I like. that. I love that. You feel better than. the other people because Well, of. course, there's a lot of pe people it. gets very murky. Most people I know that. have been to war have a very murky, complex view of things. But it is good. to go to a war and then come back and be. as sure as you were before you came. You. don't have to go for very long. No, you. go for an hour. Couple hours. It's a. lunch. Yeah. It's lunch on the front. line. Black jacket that says press tea. on the front lines and then you come. back and you have all the talking. Yeah.

Yeah. And if you're on the right side, you probably don't get shot. Yeah, it's. a good idea. Well, there doesn't seem to. be a ton of danger for a lot of these. people going to these wars. They seem. fine. If you cross that line and you. have a bucket of food with you, they. might light you up. Yeah. No, I'm going. to go. I'll go to any war and I'll. anything you want. So if you want to if. you want to pay for me to go to a war, I. will come back and I go I saw the. Houthies. They're terrifying. They are. terrifying. Anywhere you want. And by. the way, any country if China wants me.

to, you know, I'm I'm doing it. Moscow. I would love to go to Moscow. And I said. to my friend, um. um uh Anna Hashin from the Redscare. podcast. I said, "Should I go to. Russia?" She goes, "You're spiritually. Russian." and that the the the the. the maybe you won't leave. She says you. you you. you the olgarch lifestyle might be for. you. I.

see smoked fish. She goes, "It might. smoking a cigarette on a yacht." She. goes, "It might be for you." Listening. to people's moral justifications for all. kinds of things, you know? Well, I see. it. I get it. Yeah. I mean, what else. are you going to do? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. What happened to those all those. yachts that got confiscated? I don't. know. It's a great question. I bet I. probably It's some highlevel version of. like a police auto auction, right? Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. That's what I'm thinking. Exactly. Like.

if maybe those are the ones you sail to. the war. I don't know. Yeah. When they. raid drug dealers houses and they get. those Maseratis that you could buy that. Maserati online, right? Yeah. Yeah. I. don't know what those yachts are. It's a. great It's a great question. What. happens to those yachts? very luxurious. That was the first. problem I had. Obviously, it's a. tragedy the whole Ukraine war, but I. thought, frankly, going around and taking these.

oligarchs boats, I was against that. Well, it's weird. You work hard for a a. a boat like that. Also, do how do you. know how much they had involved in the. the Russian government's decision? They. probably had nothing a lot of them had. nothing to do. They just earned money in. Russia and they were like, "All right, we're going to sanction everybody. We're. going to confiscate everything." And. it's like, okay. But do you think that. it was done so that they could um make.

some sort of a rebellion amongst the. oligarchs against Putin, show them that. they're getting hurt? It it could be. I. think. that there was a decision made at some. point to not try to end this. They did not I don't think they wanted. to end this quickly. the there was a. decision made to bleed the Russian. military and isolate Russia and and and.

and try to use this as a way to drain. the power and resources of Russia. And. you think that by capturing these. yachts, it creates like internal. internal turmoil? not only internal. turmoil, but you're now. limiting, you know, the. ability of these incredibly wealthy. people to earn money in countries. You. know, you're you're. destroying economic realities that and.

then you're saying to these people, okay, you know, go figure it out. It's. what we said to Russia. But they did, right? They got closer to China. They. got closer to Brazil. They traded with. India. you know, they started an. industrial economy. They started. producing their own uh you know, uh. munitions and things like that. So, they. they were able to kind of start to. weirdly build out this middle class. This was the worst. I think it's the. worst thing. If you don't want a country. to keep invading other countries, you. certainly wouldn't put them in the.

position to be stronger while they were. doing it. Yeah. It's all very weird, too, with like the killing of that. pipeline. Yeah. Like, don't aren't more. people reliant now on Russian energy. because of that? All of this seems to. have had the opposite effect. Yeah. All. of it seems to have had the opposite. opposite from intended effect. The whole. thing is [ __ ] crazy. It seems odd. It's just crazy that it's going on so. long. I was reading this thing about the. amount of money foreign countries that. have uh captured these yachts have to. pay to maintain them. Yeah, that's why.

do they have to maintain them? Why can't. they just let them sink? Well, because. if you let it go, then you can't sell it. and you can't use it. You can't use that. money, right? So they're definitely. selling them. That's what one of them. says that the money for one would have. gone to Ukraine right here. Okay. Seizure deals as Washington ramped up. sanction enforcement against people. close to the Russian president Moscow to. halt its war against Ukraine. [Music]. So how many more? This one got. sanctioned because the guy apparently. paid a million dollars to keep it. maintained and they caught him for doing.

that. So now he lost his boat in San. Diego. I mean this is insane. Jesus. Christ. We violated US sanctions by making more. than $1 million in maintenance payments. We should have a day where if the Russia. Ukraine wars ended, we give all the. oligarchs back their boats and they do. like a riotta like a thing where they. all with their boats down in Florida or. Palm Beach and they all just are. reunited with their boats. Look at this. seized beautiful boat. Yeah. Cost 7. million a year to maintain. That one was. and being held in Fiji. So the US took.

it over cuz Fiji couldn't afford it. It's a money pit. How much can you get. it for right now? Well, that's the. question. 300 million. That's tough. Listen, that's a tough one. Maybe if. this YouTube thing really takes off, 600k a month to maintain. That's a tough. one. Whoa. It said it's been excessive. justifying an auction. They also said. talks to have, how do you say his name? Could Dana pay for the yacht's upkeep. have broken down? Prosecute. Yeah. Why.

would he pay for the upkeep when you're. going to [ __ ] steal it from him. anyway? Prosecutors say in previous. court filings that. Kudinov Kadinat is acting as the. Almeida's straw owner to disguise. Kerov's role and that maintenance. payments are essential to perver. preserving a yacht's value. Me and Sam. Talent walked around Monaco. We were. performing in in the UK and we took a. little break to go down to France for. two days and we're walking around Monaco. and we said to the guy, "There's all.

these yachts in Monaco." And we said, "Um, who owns these yachts?" And he. goes, "Well," he goes, "If you look up. online the names of these yachts, you. can trace them back to businesses." And. he traced that business back to a. person. And I said, "So that person owns. yacht?" He goes, "No, you'll never find. out.". He goes, "No, there's absolutely." He. goes, "Good luck with that." Yeah. He. goes, "It's very hard to find out who. owns yachts." And he goes, "Even if you.

think you know, you may not know or it. might be more complicated than you. think." There it is. There's Monaco. Wow. They like a super yacht. I I mean, it's just such an interesting just a. haven of international crime. How many. people something fun about it? That's. what's crazy. It's like these are all. $300 million houses. This is a haven of the water. Yeah, this. is a haven of international criminality. Look how close they parked to each. other. Just wee. No income tax, no. property tax, fun. Yeah, Monaco's.

fascinating. The amount of wealth that I. saw when I was there, it was crazy. The. amount of like expensive cars, they were. everywhere and people were just driving. them around like it was a car show. Like. it was everywhere. All over the street. was Ferraris and Lamborghinis and G. Wagons. It's unreal. S-Classes. It's. like everywhere you look there's. Bentleys and Well, those are the people. we're talking about. Those are the. people who are like, "We're living. here." Yeah. And you ain't. Yeah. And. you'll deal with it. And it's a small.

spot, too. Well, they like it like that. They keep it nice like that. Yeah. Yeah. And you got to tap on the window if you. want to go in the store. That might be. where I do my podcast from eventually. You might have to just go to Monica. Might be the only place. I just flee. where it doesn't get censored. Just flee. and just live on a tiny boat like a. tugboat. The end is not good. It would. have been really rough if Kamla won. They would have clamped down on you and. me and everybody like us. I think it. would have been a fun jail though. It. would have been our own El Salvador in. jail. I don't think they would have put.

Yeah, it probably but all the tech. people would have magically became. demographical maps. You can just see a. couple of these are just gigantic. compared to some of the other ones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look at this. By the. way, you know what's funny? The the the. regular ones are also massively big. They're huge. That's how big the regular. ones are really jealous of the guy with. the super big one. That's what's crazy. They're all keeping up with the Joneses. and they're all fueling AI to take over. Yeah. Well, I think we figured it all. out, too. We did. I appreciate you.

always having me here to figure it out. I appreciate you always being here. Of. course. Anytime. Thank you, brother. My. pleasure. Uh, I'm your mother on. Netflix. On Netflix right now. It's. awesome. You're the best. Appreciate you. very much. Appreciate you. All right. Bye, everybody. [Applause]. [Music].