Joe Rogan Experience #2266 - Brian Simpson

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The Joe. Rogan experience. TRAIN BY DAY, JOE. ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT. ALL DAY. [Music]. Like a man that have to be that measured. in in everything you say all the time. Just stick to the talking points. whole life. Uh, God, that's stressful. Yeah, it's super. stressful. Especially if you're a little. intoxicated. You know, you get a couple. of whiskeys in you and you start talking.

[ __ ] You got to be responsible for. every word that comes out of your mouth. Even if it's stupid. But, you know, I. think people get it. They get what that. people are human beings and they can. stumble. Like people they forgave a lot. of Biden's stumbles until they were. like, "What the fuck?" You know, a lot. of people like in 2020 were like, "There's no way. There's no way he's. going to do it. He was too old to run. when it was 2016.". he's kind of always been known for the. gaffes. Like you cuz I remember when. when Obama was picked him, that was like.

the number one concern was like, "Oh, but he be sometimes he be saying shit.". Didn't Obama used to have his favorite. quote as, "Joe has a Don't worry, Joe. will find a way to [ __ ] things up.". I never heard that, but There's. supposedly What's hard to know what the. quote was, but supposedly. got out of he got out of all of it. I mean. Yeah. Well, that's because the machine. was behind him, right? So, he gets into. office and you saw that like like Mike. Johnson guy, the Speaker of the House, he said that he had talked to him uh he. had took a year to have a meeting. And.

he finally had this meeting with him and. he was want wanted to talk to him about. something and he said, "Why did you sign. this executive order?" And it had. something to do with liquid natural gas. He said, "I didn't sign that." He said, "Yes, you did, sir. You signed it." Can. we get it? And so he he has a secretary. print it out, he brings it in. He'd. never read it. So, he was just signing. executive orders that he didn't even. know. He didn't know what it was about. He said he thought it was about. research. And it was about shutting it down. And. so, it's. That's a So, there's a bunch of people. behind him that want to do things and. they think it's for the best interests.

of the country and they're all acting as. a big group that's like the puppeteer of. the president. And that's not how it's. supposed to be. It's not supposed to be that way. it like that with every president? know because I think when a president. brings in a new cabinet and the new. cabinet starts doing different things, then you see what's happening right now. Right? So, they've already found. thousands of criminals that had snuck in. here and had committed multiple crimes. while they were here and the Biden. administration had left them here and. they allowed them to stay in these. sanctuary cities and sanctuary states.

And Trump's just he's yanking them out. and flying them back to Colombia and. flying them back to Mexico and flying. them back to wherever they're from. Get. the [ __ ] out of here. No, but I And. exporting them in planes. The Biden. administration could have done this, too. Yeah, but I think I think they. every president they get in there, they. do they do little [ __ ] different than. the other side. But at the end of the day, the big major [ __ ] that would help out. the average people, that [ __ ] it always. just fall short a couple votes. Trump is.

talking about getting rid of income tax. and replacing it with tariffs. I asked him about that on the podcast. I. thought he was joking around. Yeah, exactly. He was saying that it would be. better for the economy, we'd have way. more money if instead of you paying tax, these companies should be paying tax. Like why are they making such a killing. off the American people? But the. companies would just charge us bigger. prices, wouldn't they? Well, here's the. thing. Could they? If we had American manufacturing that.

can make the same products, no. So, the. whole the whole reason why. the same products for the same price. But if you have other countries charge. tariffs and I think we've charged. tariffs in the past and it's a it's an. interesting thing. It's like you make a. trade agreement. It's essentially a. trade agreement and his position has. always been that one side of the trade. agreement was unbalanced and America. does a stupid job at negotiating its. trade agreements. So, he wants tariffs and everything. That's what he That's what he threatened. the the guy from Colombia with. He said. cuz they didn't want to take the.

prisoners. The flights were coming over. and they didn't want to give them. approval to land. He said, "We're going. to tax you. We're going to tariff you. 25% and then like in a week, we're going. to jack it up to 50%." And this guy. wrote like a poem to Trump. It was the. most ridiculous thing ever. The guy's a. wild dude. And that's the thing is like. if you bring in the tariffs, you have to. make them so high that that the American. goods were cheaper by comparison. Well, you'd have to really ramp up American. manufacturing in a lot of places. Like. we don't make phones. That's one of the. craziest things about America. We.

can't make a phone. We can't even make a. phone. mistakes. Well, I mean maybe we could. make a phone. Isn't there one phone that. is made in America? Is there one phone. that's manufactured here? I think there. is. even if it's assembled here. Nothing phone? Is that it? be assembled here. I don't think they. still have to get some. They still have to get [ __ ] from China. Yeah. They have to get [ __ ] from Taiwan. They have to get [ __ ] from India. Yeah. Everybody gets their [ __ ] from. somewhere. Yeah. I mean. the problem with American manufacturing.

is you can't do it for as cheap cuz you. have to pay people. That No, our problem is first of all, we're addicted to buying new [ __ ] all. the time. I have a I have a bunch of phone lines. and one of my phone lines I have an. iPhone 11. It's like 5 years old. I don't notice. when I'm using it. Like as long as it. still works, you don't notice on a. normal experience. What do I do with my. phone? I'm not [ __ ] making complex. video rendering. You know, what am I. doing? I'm watching YouTube videos, I'm.

text messaging people. You don't notice, right? But we're force-fed this idea. that you're supposed to get a new one. every year. Like it's one of the. weirdest things. Do you get to do TV. every year? You get a new computer every. year? Why the [ __ ] do you get a new. phone every year? But every year they. keep pushing us to get a new phone. If. you make a phone that's American-made, more durable and lasts more than a year, it would be worth a premium and I. wouldn't have to feel bad about like. slaves in China making it. Like you make this is like the only.

phone They need to bring back them Nokia. phones. Remember those brick phones? Yes. They were just indestructible. Make. it dope. Make it a dope phone. But, you. know, I don't know, man. I don't think I think. we I think those days are long gone. The days of American manufacturing? Well, I think with incentives with. government incentives and people. understanding that this competition that. we're having is all technologically. based and if all of our technology is. getting made in another country, that's.

essentially a national security issue. See you you know you know what I. realized is like why cuz sometimes you. know, politics comes up in the green. room and I just. I always separate myself from the. conversation because I realized. what everybody has regardless of what. side of the issues they on is they y'all. have hope. I'm cynical I'm cynical than a. [ __ ] I'm like, "This [ __ ] was. over This [ __ ] been. You know, it's like to for me I'm like I. see I see the asteroid coming." Yeah. And I'm like, "Ain't nothing we can do. about it." Fitness isn't just about what.

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exercise, I would love to see that. you know, the problem with that is we. live in a society where like none of. that shit's going to happen unless it. make more money than what we already. doing. That's not necessarily true because you. can motivate people. There's a real. power in free motivation and having a. government that's like promoting health. in that way would cause a bunch of. people to take that step that they've. been thinking about taking. So, a lot of. times motivation doesn't catch you flat. Motivation catches you looking for.

motivation. Right? Like you want to get. your [ __ ] together. You're like, "God, well, I just [ __ ]. need to get to the gym. I just need. some" And then one day the government. announces that we are going to turn the. health of America around and we are. going to promote a national fitness. regime. We're going to start bringing it. to to schools and kids to get people. healthier. We're going to bring in. organic food and start feeding kids. When you feed them in public schools and. you have free lunches. to do something like that? Yes, she did. She got shut down. Yeah,

exactly. They shut her right the [ __ ]. down. You going to [ __ ] kill our profits. [ __ ] this healthy [ __ ]. Cuz cuz that's the other thing. But. what's different now than than was. happening back then is we're so divided. If if somebody in the government. suggested anything was the best the. healthiest thing, at least half the. country would be like, "I'm not [ __ ]. with it for that very reason.". Yep. Yep. You know, it's like. right. Yeah, it's like that it's like. they attached to to Obamacare even. though it was it was not a bad thing, right? And if like if Trump was doing.

like, "Hey, every every American jumping. jacks is the best exercise." People. like, "Yeah, I ain't doing no Trump. jacks.". Yeah. That's your president's exercise. So, it's like we so divided, nothing's. going to stick. I also think that the problem with like. health care and all these things where. people are getting paid, you're dealing with a bunch of different. games that are being played inside a. game that has a function. And that. function is health care. Like it.

provides health care in a kind of. shifty, shitty way. But the but the game. it's playing is make the most money. That's the game it's playing. The game. it's it's playing a financial game. That's why it's coming up with reasons. to deny people and it's using AI to. figure out how to deny people and it. they deny a large amount of claims. So, it's you got to look at it like what it. actually is. It's not that it's all bad, but that there's a bunch of different. games. Each person in that game is.

playing their own game. You have. thousands of employees. You have. thousands of people trying to corporate. climb the corporate ladder and make more. money and get promotions and make more. money for the company and impress the. board. They want a [ __ ] yacht, bro. I. will I I'm I'm talking about how much we. divided, but it's weird how that's the. one thing they couldn't divide people. on. Like I remember like after the after I. after the CEO got popped, like. on CNN and MSNBC and Fox, the the.

narrative was to like how dare people be. excited cuz at first they tried to do. what they do with everything and they. they said, "Oh, these is Look at these. liberals [ __ ] laughing at death." And. then then they realized like, "Oh, it's. the insurance industry has [ __ ] over. everybody." Everybody. They don't give a. [ __ ] who you voted for. They'll [ __ ]. you. So, That might be the one. Health care might. be the one thing that we can come to. like a bipartisan agreement on that. health insurance and insurance companies. in general, they they're just captivated. by what a corporation is. A corporation.

has a responsibility to its shareholders. to make the most money. And they just. That's a problem with the whole. structure of it. Is that no matter what. the business is, they find a way to make. money more than they find a way to do. the thing that they're supposed to be. doing well as a service to people. If Trump actually if Trump actually. fixed health care, I he he would go down as one of the. greatest presidents. He he would be like. it would be. I think it would be a whole different. Like if he actually did like viable real. change to the health care system that.

like made it work for everybody. Well, it used to be that there was no. social media. So, if you wanted to make. a big change, the government could. gaslight you on TV in these press. conferences and bring out experts and. they could gaslight you and tell you. what to do and that was all the. information you had. That doesn't work. anymore. It doesn't work anymore. So, this is one of the reasons why this is. the best time ever to kind of revamp. health care and revamp like the way. people think about what is healthy. What.

is healthy? But how you going to revamp. it in a way that still makes money? You. Well, it doesn't have to First of all. First of all, you're going to lose. money. The country's going to lose. money. It's like who's going to get the. money? There's an exchange of money, right? So, if a lot of people are sick. all the time. and a lot of people are on Medicaid and. a lot of people are on health insurance, the country's going to spend more money. that's going to go to pharmaceutical. drug companies. But it doesn't have to. go there. We can't commit to giving it. to them every year just because they.

figured out a way to keep getting it. That's dumb. The right way to say is we. have to look at it the collective money. of the country, wouldn't it be way better if we spent. way less on health care because people. got healthier because they figured out. there's no easy way to do it. You have. to have diet and exercise. It's the most. important foundation for any healthy. human being. It doesn't matter what kind. of exercise. It I probably doesn't even. matter what kind of diet as long as. you're like committed to eating healthy.

real food. The whole thing is just diet and. exercise and movement. That would. [ __ ] cure 70% of the problems we have. in this country with health care. Because people would be healthy. And so. then you wouldn't be as susceptible to. getting sick. You wouldn't be as. susceptible to getting injured. There's. a bunch of things that would probably. likely stack up financially in our. favor. But it but it. how you make money out of it. You make. money out of it cuz everybody makes more. money. You make more money if you're healthy.

You make more money if you're active. If. you're in if you're in the bed all the. time cuz you have back surgery. constantly or if you got this and that. and you you got a lot of interruptions. in your life. They're going to hiccup. your career. They're going to hiccup. your whatever you're trying to. accomplish in your life if you're you're. dealing with being sick all the time. think you think if people were. healthier, they would deny less people? I think if people were healthier, first. of all, you would need way less health. care. First that's the number one thing. If people were fit and they took care of. themselves, there's a giant part of if.

you looked at all of the health care. issues that we have in this country, there's a a giant chunk of it that's. connected to diet. It's connected to the. standard American diet. It's connected. to eating too much calories, garbage. food, obesity. That. all that is it's possible to shift that. in a different direction. You just have to change the way people. eat. And that we would see other people. getting results and then you would want. those results. If you hear RFK Jr. on TV. trying to motivate people to do this and.

you see him working out, like maybe. that's the thing you need that takes you. from, "Man, I got to go to the gym one. day." to, "Fuck it, I'm going to the. gym. This is it." And then if more. people do that, there's more healthy. people. If there's more healthy people, there's less losers. If there's less. losers, the country makes more money. The whole GDP goes up. Everybody you're you're you're going to. do better. You're going to do better. with whatever you're doing in life if. you're healthy. Because health is. energy. But how do you make people like. You don't you don't make them do it, but. you inspire.

And the government has never done that. before. Why not try it? Why not try that? Why not try that? Why. not and try to like [ __ ] gaslight. people and tell you got to wear a mask. in your car or you're going to die. Instead of that gaslighting, how about. pump them up? They scared the [ __ ] out of everybody. with COVID. How about they pump. everybody the [ __ ] up with health? the government wanted everybody to do. anything, they have to pay them. You know another problem with my theory? I give you a tax break if you lose 40. lb. Here's another problem with my theory. Trump.

eats nothing but Mc McDonald's, drinks diet Cokes, sharp as a tack, 78 years old. Like, okay. I don't know what to tell you. If he came back if if he disappeared for. like 6 months and came back just jacked. Jacked, shaved his head. Did you see him. play tennis with Serena Williams? Nah. He took his shoes off. He's playing. tennis. with Serena Williams. I mean playing playing? Not playing like. as good as she can play. Oh, I I I'm. obviously not that, but I mean obviously. not that. volleying back and forth and he's. playing. running? He plays tennis, man. He can.

play tennis. Oh. Like the guy plays tennis. Like he's I. mean I don't know how to play tennis, so. I don't know if it looks good. But I'm. looking at him hit the ball. It looks. like he's doing it the right He doesn't. look like me. If I was doing it, I'd be. a [ __ ] spaz. I don't know how to play. tennis. Completely lost. Yeah. Yeah, but let's see it. It's cuz. it. It was in 2015. Oh, IT WAS? YEAH. OH. GOD DAMN IT. I got lied to by the reals. I thought it just happened. 2015. When Trump was Serena, But check.

out the tennis. Check this out. She could clearly [ __ ] him up. Oh, that's a nice gentle serve. Look at it. But Look at dude, he's firing back. Both of his shots right about there. Ah, he's old. I mean, but he is doing better than I. would do. Oh, way better than me. I mean, he plays tennis. There's video. of him playing tennis. There's like. photos of him playing tennis. So, he. does do some things. It's like there's a. lot of guys that are too.

they can't go to a gym. They just they. don't they need a purpose or they need. something that occupies their brain, so. they'll play golf or they play tennis or. they play games. They do they play a. pick up basketball. They do that for. their health Yeah. because they just. can't do the gym thing. I just don't. want to do it. So, they do something. that keeps them active. I mean, most of. the people I know do [ __ ] like that. Yeah, so he's active. basketball or But that dude just eats. cheeseburgers and [ __ ] all day long. Like. Yeah. It's like I don't know what to. say. But he probably also has zero. stress.

Well, he has a way of letting [ __ ] roll. off his back. I mean, he had to have. some stress when that guy shot at him. But even then, he gets hit in the ear. and he stands up and yells, "Fight! Fight! Fight!" It's like, is this a. movie? Are we in a a movie? Is this like. a simulation? his ear healed up like Wolverine. Bro, it healed up pretty quick. You can see a. little mark on it. You see a There's a. little tiny If you look at it, like when. he was right there. I go, "Let me see. it." And he leaned in. You could kind of. see. You know what was weird? His ears filled with blood vessels. That's why it bleeds so much. Nobody. talks about it anymore. No. You know. what else nobody talks about? The guy.

who blew up the Cybertruck in front of. Trump Tower. What happened to that guy? what you're talking about. You don't. know that story? Nah, I don't follow any. of the pop political stuff. Well, this isn't even political. This is. a weird story. Um it's a guy who was. like Now, has it been confirmed that. that's him? I'm going to look I I Let's pull up the. story cuz I don't I don't want to do it. any misjustice. But this was. uh after the election. Correct? Yes, definitely. It was a real recent New. Year's Day. Okay. New Year's Day.

That's That's how crazy the news cycle. is. Like you forget you forget what day. things happened. Like was that a year. ago? No, it was last week. Oh, all. right. There's like something constantly. bombarding you all the time. So, this. dude Give me the Yeah, what is the story. behind him? He was a special forces guy, right? And he was in I think he was in a. television show with Tim Kennedy. They. had like a special forces TV show. where they did something. So, this guy's. like, you know, he's an operator. He's. like a serious soldier. Why a Cybertruck? And he allegedly.

committed suicide. um with a large handgun, a Desert Eagle. Oh, he he rented it. Okay. Large. handgun. And blew up this thing. It says self-. inflicted gunshot wound. What it The. whole thing's weird, man. Nobody. nobody could imagine him doing this. Everybody's saying it doesn't make. sense. What Why would he This guy knew.

how to make bombs. Why would he make a. shitty bomb like that that doesn't even. blow up the building? It just blows him. up in the car. And why would he do it in a Cybertruck, which is like the most durable car you. can buy? Like that whole thing The. Cybertruck, you saw that video where I. tried to shoot an arrow through it? Oh, yeah, yeah. My arrow exploded. That thing's solid. steel. So, why would you blow yourself. up in a solid Why you would get a. convertible and [ __ ] everybody up, right? You would If you're going to blow.

up yourself in a car, and you wanted to. do the most damage, you'd have a car. that you'd want to blow apart. Those. Teslas contained the entire explosion. Yeah. I mean, was it Did he leave some. kind of manifesto? I don't know if he. left a note. Did he leave a note? I. think so. Yep. Uh They probably found it. like barely smoldering outside the car. Look, it's like Remember when they found. the the terrorist passports? The planes. went into the [ __ ] World Trade. Center, blew up in front of everybody's. face, just a gigantic, enormous pile of.

fire, and yet this dude's passport just. barely singed on the outside like a Bugs. Bunny cartoon falls to the ground. That's what the whole Shawn Ryan thing. was about, cuz they sent the email, and. then it was Did the guy write the email? Right, that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's. right. Now I remember. God, I forgot. Shawn Ryan was involved in that. And. then people were saying that he didn't. send That guy didn't send that to you, you got hoaxed. And then Shawn Ryan. proved that the guy did send that. So, he was saying some stuff in there.

about drones and. What was he saying? Let's put up what he. said. You know what I realized, man? Shout out to Shawn Ryan. Um it said, "In. case I do not make it to my decision. point or onto the Mexican Mexico border, I am sending this now. Please do not. release this until 1 Jan and keep my. identity private until then. First off, I'm not under duress or hostile. influence or control. My first car was a. 2006 black Ford Mustang V6 for.

verification. First of all, that's not. true. That was not his first car. No? No, he had a different car. We'll find. that out in a second. Put a tab on that, Chummy. Uh what we. have been seeing with drones is the. operational use of gravitic propulsion. systems powered aircraft by most. recently China in the East Coast, but. but throughout history, the US. Only we. and China have this capability. Our open. location for this activity in the box is. below. China has been launching them. from the Atlantic from submarines for. years with this activity recently has.

picked up. As of now, it is just a show. of force, and they are using it similar. to how they used the balloon for sig-. sigint sigint? How do you say that? Sigint and ISR, uh which are also part. of the integrated comm systems. There. are dozens of those balloons in the air. at any given time. The uh so what is because of the speed. and stealth of these unmanned aircraft, they are the most dangerous threat to. national security that has ever existed.

They basically have an unlimited payload. capacity and can park it over the White. House if they wanted to. It's checkmate. US government needs to. give the history of this, how we are. employing and weaponizing it, how China. is employing them, and what the way. forward is. China is poised to attack. anywhere in the East Coast. I've been. followed for over a week now, likely. from Homeland or FBI, and they're. looking to move on me and are unlikely. to let me cross into Mexico, but I won't. because they know I am armed and I have.

a massive VBIED. I think that's vehicle something. improvised explosive. Oh, you know, you're a military guy. Uh. I've been trying to maintain a very. visible profile and have kept my phone, and they are definitely digitally. tracking me. I have knowledge of this program and. also of war crimes that were covered up. during air strikes. in the Nimruz province, Afghanistan in. 2019.

by the admin, DOD, DEA, and CIA. I. conducted targeting for these strikes. over over 125 buildings. 65 were struck. because of CIVCAS. that killed hundreds of civilians in a. single day. USFOR-A. continued strikes after spotting. civilians on initial ISR. It was. supposed to take 6 minutes and scramble. all aircraft to CENTCOM. The UN. basically called these war crimes, but. the administration made them disappear. I was part of that cover-up with USFOR-A.

and agent Rejack Redacted. They cut his. name off of the DEA. So, I don't know if my abduction attempt. is related to either. I worked with. General. General Miller's 10 staff and on this as. well as the response to Bala Murghab, uh. AOBS commander at the at the time. Redacted. Okay, he said you need to. elevate this to media so we avoid a. world war because this is a mutually. assured destruction situation.

So, he gave his LinkedIn for vetting, uh active duty, you know, he he gave his. profile, the whole the whole deal. Now, the problem is that was not his first. car. So, Google what his first car was. Well, why why why lie about that? Because somebody might not have known. Like if you ask like there's a lot of. people that say, "What was your first. car?" And a lot of people don't know. I've said it publicly, but like how many.

people know what my first car was? Right, right. Right? So, if you're a. dude and you're hanging out with other. dudes, like I don't know what your first. car was. you're you're suggesting someone else. wrote that? Yes. Uh. okay. I mean, if they get the car wrong, yeah. Yeah, you're right. I mean, that's a. hell of a That's a hell of a detail to. get wrong, right? Here. I had my first car was a 1973 Chevelle, but I only had it for like 2 days. It. broke down. And the guy sold me a lemon, and I got my money back. He came and got. his car. He I think he knew he [ __ ]. me. You know? And then my next car after.

that was a 1968 Oldsmobile. So, I. remember. I know what my cars were. Like you're a kid, you get your first. car, you know what your first car was. Yeah, of course. [ __ ] if your first car was a 2007. Mustang, you're going to Everyone's. going to know. You're going to tell. everybody. Right? Yeah, yeah, you're not. going to forget what your first car was. You're going to know. You're going to. You're not going to be confused. You're not going to be confused as to. what was your first car. You'll have a. You'll pull it out right away. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. I mean, I've never seen. anybody get that wrong. Your car is like. the first time you have freedom. You. can't believe you could just drive. anywhere you want. You go to your. friend's house. Like, "Dude, I can. drive." Yeah. It's one of the wildest. experiences. I remember clearly just. learning to drive. And how wild it was. You could just. drive. We're so used to it. We're. basically riding around in amusement. park rides that you would pay a lot of. money to ride in. Like your car, that.

Audi? Bro, that's like you're in a. You're in a super capable sports sedan. from 2024. So, you're talking about like modern. suspension and anti-lock braking system, and everything's controlled. electronically, and you have a [ __ ]. super powerful engine. It's all taut and. and it moves differently based on how. the [ __ ] ground moves, like whether. it's shitty surface or smooth surface. They just adapt to everything. That. thing's glued.

Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, those things are. crazy. This this world that we live in today is. so fun. You would remember your first car. I'm. having a hard time This is. This is one of the strangest searches. I've had. I'm. I'll add this to conspiracy. I can't. find anything that's coming up with a. date before like January 4th, which. would only be a few days Excuse me, a. few days after. I've done Google search. and Twitter search. Twitter search. didn't show anything, and I hit latest, and it's still not showing me anything. recent. Damn, somebody wrote a whole article. about how that was not his first car.

I know, but it's just weird that it's. blocking this stuff. Look at the thing. try the Brave browser? How would that. I It I don't know that it would have a. I'm on a website. So, I'm on Twitter. right now. the proof that It isn't isn't giving me. anything. more recent than January 4th. So, when. they say about discrepancies, does. anybody use the car as a discrepancy? Because I definitely know I read that. No, that's not what I'm even bringing up. I'm sort of saying like the search is. being manipulated right now. Like I. can't search for this. What? That's what.

I'm trying to say. Ew. Like searching. for his name and car was it I don't get. anything. in the last 3 weeks. That That's a weird. thing. Nobody's talking about it. Let me. imagine this. Is it possible that if. there was a story like this and you were. trying to like cover up discrepancies. and you didn't want people talking about. it, could you just flood the search with. a bunch of other stories on it so that. it takes so many pages to get to it that. you would never get to it? yes, you could, but that's I'm not. seeing that. I'm seeing the opposite. I'm seeing no stories other than like.

within the 48 hours of it happening. Wow. That's I find that odd. I'm like. searching. Like I'll go to page two. Bro, this is how checked that I am. I. didn't even know this happened. News. isn't showing. It's like 4 weeks ago, 4. weeks ago. Well, how about just write Will you do. me a favor and just write Matthew. Livelsberger How do you say it Livis? Livelsberger Livelsberger's car was not. first car just say first car. No but let. me ask you just say first car was not a. 2006 Ford Mustang. That's too specific. Yeah that's too specific. But just try.

it. Was not. first car. was not. a 2006 Ford Mustang. I mean it's it's I'm getting the same. thing as sort of as Hmm. Something. that's way to do a search. This ain't the little itty-bitty teeny. tiny bowl. This is Super Bowl 59. Get in. on the action at DraftKings Sportsbook. an official sports betting partner of.

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hours after issuance. For additional. terms and responsible gaming resources. see dkng.co/audio. The other thing was um very short that. the gun that he used is a crazy gun. That is a crazy gun to shoot yourself in. the car. And the question is like when did he do. it because it looks like the guy in the. video in the car sits there pulls up and. then the whole thing blows up. So are you telling me that he's blowing. himself up and shooting himself at the. same time? Like does he have a button on.

his left hand that's the bomb detonator. and then the trigger on his right? Oh no man that [ __ ] is highly advanced. man. That [ __ ] might have shot him [ __ ] Say. that again Jimmy? When I take off the. word car from my search on Twitter I get. tweets from 2 hours ago. So they're. still tweeting like crazy about it. When I type in car. Now it's January 16th. I'm on latest. That's weird. He typed first car? I didn't I just. typed in the word car what I should. matter. Try try first car.

I know I I know. I reduced it so that it. was less specific. But what's the rest of the conspiracy? Incorrect after the first car. discrepancies. Click on that. Show more. So um including incorrect reference for. the first car Livelsberger owned. According to public records his first. car was not a 2006 Ford contrary to what. is mentioned in the email. This has led. to skepticism on whether the email is. real or fabricated. That's it. So well where's the According to public.

records that was not his first car. Well show us the public records. Let's see. Uh it was a BMW. 2008. 1 Series BMW. I would I would add. witness is he registered under his name? Maybe he borrowed one maybe his parents. registered it. I think they checked his. parents' cars too. what about that 1998 is a Ford Mustang? But it's 2006 that's a big difference. See right here why is Shawn Ryan. spreading an easily confirmed fake. email? If your first car was a 1998.

Mustang would you say your first car was. a 2007 Mustang? The dates don't even. line up. So he had a '98 Ford Mustang. Why is the BMW circled? Because it's. Cuz you see the thing is whenever weird. [ __ ] happen the first people to talk be. full of [ __ ] They were those they were. worst people. So it looks like he didn't. have he had scroll that back again. So he had a '98 Mustang. not a 2007. That was his first car. Then. he had a 2008 BMW. And then he had a Jeep. He never had a.

2006 Mustang. You can see right where he got divorced. cuz he got a Mustang again. Yeah I'm. back baby. 2018 2018 he got a Ford Mustang GT. that midlife crisis right there. the GT too. Greg Fitzsimmons got it he got it with. the EcoBoost. He was telling me how much. he loves it. I was like I know but you. didn't get the V8. He's like oh the gas. mileage. I'm like shut your mouth. What you mean EcoBoost? Oh it's a great. engine. Don't get me wrong. It's got. plenty of power in comparison to old. cars it's way more powerful. I mean it's.

a fast [ __ ] car. But the EcoBoost is just more fuel. efficient. It doesn't have the same. horsepower. Oh okay. And the the GT has. the Coyote V8 that has that rumble. Makes you feel alive. You know when you. Ever been at a red light with a guy in a. Mustang and they take off and you hear. that sound especially if he's got a. manual. Now my my my homie. when I was in the service he had this he. had this [ __ ] blue Corvette. I forget.

what year it was but it was older [ __ ]. but he he was obsessed with this. [ __ ] car and it was so [ __ ]. loud. Yeah. Yeah it was definitely like a. yeah 70 something Ooh. 60 something it was like a old. Old the cool ones. Yeah but it was like no modern. technology in this [ __ ] It was. loud as [ __ ]. Corvettes are the only cars that looked. good into the 70s. All the other American cars turned to. dog [ __ ] They turned to they became. boxes. They became fuel efficient boxes. but Corvettes always had that and then.

eventually they [ __ ] that up too and. they made Corvettes like flat and. looked like a wedge. They looked so. stupid for a while but now they're back. Now they're better than they're better. looking now I think like Tony's. I think that these new ones the 2025s. and 26s they're better than any other. car ever any American car. Like the. Corvette ZR1 it's the greatest American. car that's ever been built. Really. sounds It's 1,100 horsepower. I don't. know [ __ ] about it. Oh Brian Thompson. you ready to look at this? You got one? No no no I don't have one. But this is.

um. Google this. This is literally the. greatest American car ever produced by a. long shot. Corvette Z1 ZR1. It's got a giant wing. on the back of it. It's literally a race. car that you can buy. It has 1,100. horsepower. If or excuse me 1,064 horsepower. Um. and this is not even tuned right? Guys. are going to be able to do things with. these things. You're going to get these. Hennessey guys that are going to like. jack up the boost and make them even. faster.

These things are insanely fast insanely. fast and insanely capable. I don't know. if they've got Nurburgring times on them. but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the. fastest American car ever. How much does that cost? I think it's. like $190,000. I think they're coming to Austin soon. Bro this car is [ __ ] insane. It has. carbon fiber wheels. It's insane. And it's beautiful. Like look at that. thing. I mean it's just a.

piece of art and engineering you know. together. It's really it looks like what. you'd expect from a foreign supercar. from like Ferrari or McLaren or. something like that. That's what it. looks like. It looks incredible. I don't know how we got on the subject. Oh we were talking about how you. remember your you were remembering. remember your first car. [ __ ] imagine. your first car is this thing. Your first car should be a Miata. Someone should Everybody should drive a. stick shift Miata. Well you can't buy.

your cuz like like some people get crazy. and they buy their kids [ __ ] like that. Well you know it's like motorcycles you. know I was going to get a motorcycle. license at one point in time and one of. my buddies was going to get it like a. Ninja. I was like bro we shouldn't do. that. We shouldn't just hop right on. some crazy bike that. you got to get comfortable with the. whole deal riding a bike. Bro if I told. you how many of my how many of my. friends or family that I've had to talk. out of getting a motorcycle. Like like. it's like that midlife crisis part where. it's like hey bro you never rode a. motorcycle.

like you 40 you can't start now. I got real close and then the universe. gave me a whole bunch of signs. Even cuz. even the even the best riders in the. world. will lay that bike down. Yep. So it's. like you out here you haven't ridden a. bike ever or or in 25 years like you. going to get [ __ ] up out there. You. ever see the one where the dude is. flying down a country road he hits a. deer? No. Oh. this dude is like on one of THOSE RACE. BIKES.

FLYING THROUGH THE AIR. BRO I SAW ONE. THE OTHER DAY where it was the other way. around. It was like it was like the end. of a parade or something and there were. girls in the street and this guy a bunch. of motorcycles went by but only one girl. got hit. Oh god. But it was like. Oh god. Oh man that's uh. Uh. vehicles Yeah but you can't you can't. start So you didn't see this thing. today. Um a Black Hawk helicopter. collided with a American Airlines. flight.

Oh. Over DC. Yeah. Over DC? Over DC. Yeah and they they plunged into. the Potomac and everybody's dead and. there's video of it. There's a fireball. in the sky. The helicopter collides. right with the plane it explodes in the. sky. Watch this. Boom. They. explode and collide in the sky and then. this is the plane. Oh man. It's crazy.

And it's only I mean I don't it's not. there's nothing fortunate about it but. it's fortunate that it landed in the. river and then it didn't land on. apartment buildings. you know and kill kill a bunch more. people. Man. I don't. even know how that happens. I've never. heard of something like that happening. It's And then, where did the uh. helicopter emanate from? Where did it. come from, Jamie? Probably Andrews. Cuz it this is this is. a military helicopter. Andrews Air Force Base, I'm guessing.

I don't understand how that's possible. I don't get it. Uh but I don't know. anything about flying. Man, you know. what? Honestly, man, it comes close to. happening a lot. [ __ ] That's so crazy. that uh a military. helicopter collides with a American. Airlines jet. Yeah, and this and I. I don't think it was any kind of. malfunction. It probably was bad. communication. Somebody got wrong. information. Yeah, maybe.

Unless we find out that someone was on. that jet. Like someone who had like some important. gravity drive scientist. Some [ __ ]. some [ __ ] dude who's at the forefront. of quantum computing. And he's And he's. got a laptop with him that he's trying. to deliver to somebody in Saudi Arabia. Because. cuz it's so hard to take. everything serious because it's like we. live in such a ridiculous time where. that like that that is the chances are. more than zero that what you said is the. case just now. Right. More than zero.

It's like we living in a ridiculous we. don't trust anything. Right. I don't. So. it's like that could happen that could. be the somebody cuz my next thought. shouldn't be I wonder if somebody. important was on that jet. The other. thought was. that you can control those helicopters. remotely. You don't have to have pilots. [ __ ] No way. Yeah, you can. You can fly a helicopter remotely? Yes. They they use artificial. intelligence now not just to fly. helicopters, but also to fly jets. And.

when they use. jets that are controlled by artificial. intelligence versus jets that are. controlled by the best pilots we have, the jets can controlled by artificial. intelligence win dog fights 100% of the. time. Yeah, but they going to [ __ ] some I. mean, listen, cuz all I have to judge. artificial intelligence. This is the tinfoil. We're putting on. some tinfoil. Yeah, but all I have to. judge my artificial intelligence is the. Google Gemini and ChatGPT and they be. [ __ ] [ __ ] up. Yeah, but this is just consumer grade.

This is consumer grade [ __ ] that didn't. exist a while ago and exist Want some. coffee? No, I'm good. And exists now. So here it is. Uh Black Hawk. remote-controlled demos have been. performed by Sikorsky Aircraft and. Lockheed Martin to demonstrate the. ability to remotely control a Black Hawk. helicopter. These demos have shown the. potential for autonomous flight and the. ability to perform missions without a. pilot. Okay, but here's the other thing though. But this is the thing, if it's such a. super sophisticated piece of equipment,

how is it not if it is being piloted. by a person, how do they not have sensors that detect. where the planes are? How How is that. even possible that you could be in a. place where planes are flying 500 miles. an hour left and right all over the. place landing and taking off and you're. going to fly through that and. you don't know where the planes are? That seems insane. That doesn't even. seem possible because like how could you. exist as a military aircraft if you. don't have a comprehensive analysis of.

everything that's around you all the. time. We have sensors. We we put them on. jets. Why wouldn't we put sensors on the. helicopter? They probably they probably. do have them. So why didn't it work? Uh we we going to find out pretty soon. Will we even know? But everybody's dead, right? So how do. you know when everybody's dead? They. think the pilots are dead of the. helicopter. They I believe there was Was. there supposed to be two people in the. helicopter? I four? Three? Three people. in the helicopter and was it like 60 or. 70 people? 60 people in the plane are. dead.

Damn, only 60 people on a flight on a. flight? Small flight. Yeah. Mostly a figure skating team. Figure skating. [ __ ] man. Oh, yeah, cuz. cuz that's the thing I was saying it. would have to be a group of people cuz. if they just wanted to take out one. person, why why why waste a helicopter? Like there's better ways to kill off one. person. Yeah. Well, also, you want like the worst. press possible. Kill a plane filled with. young figure skaters. Mhm. The sweetest, most delicate people like. twirling around the ice. I mean, we.

think of them like they're almost like. superhumans. You know, they they we don't even want. to think about That's why like when that. Tonya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan [ __ ] went. down, nobody even wanted to believe it's. possible. The figure skating community's. got thugs? Remember that? The figure skating community tries to. take out people by breaking their knees? And that [ __ ] was ripe for comedy for. like 5 years. Yeah, yeah, people get vicious about [ __ ] man. People get vicious. And but here's the. other thing.

I. It might just be incompetence. Most. likely it's incompetence. Somebody was just [ __ ] up or Most. likely someone made a mistake. Most. likely. But in this day and age, when you know. about things that have happened and you. know about false flags, you know about. all kinds of [ __ ] that happens, you. always got to wonder. And if if we do. find out, here's worst-case scenario. What if a foreign government has figured. out a way to hack in to our equipment. and they can get a helicopter to fly. right into a plane. I like this was a.

test run. What if this is like proof of concept? See, I think a better conspiracy would. be if we found out that it was like that. like Delta was behind it. [Music]. Delta tried to take out American. Airlines. Or like Alaska was like, "Yo, we going. to [ __ ] ruin their reputation." But. if you were a foreign country and you. wanted to demonstrate that you have. technical superiority over people, how. would you do it? Well, first of all, you'd lay the groundwork, right? This is one thing they definitely. did, right? Where's that lighter, bro?

Put that Thank you, sir. You lay the groundwork and the. groundwork is sell them all the [ __ ]. they need. Sell them all the [ __ ] they need and. some of the [ __ ] you sell them, put a. little back door in there. Put a little back door in there. And. they've been doing that. That's a fact. That's why Huawei was banned from the. United States. They banned Huawei phones. They're the. They were the most sophisticated phones. They were coming out of China. They were. so good, dude. I try I've told this before, but forgive. me if you heard it before, but I tried. to buy a Porsche Design.

uh Huawei phone. Uh it was an amazing. phone. It was like so much more advanced. than iPhones. It had a bigger battery. It had like a 100 megapixel camera. And. then right before it was coming out, they put the ban. And then there there. was all these national security concerns. and Huawei is like spying on Americans. and something about their routers and. their systems they figured out there's. like back door possibilities that were. engineered into these things. So they've. sold us cell phone towers and computer. chips and all this stuff and all the.

components that you need to run your AI. So. wouldn't it make sense that if they're a. part of it, they're integrated into it. physically? And we know they put back doors on. things. Wouldn't you put back doors on. the stuff that you're putting into jets? Wouldn't you put It's like who's making. that stuff? Who's making all those. electronics that are inside the jets? I. think we make those. Do you think we make the chips? Do you think we make the chips? Do you.

think Do you think we make. What do we make? Do we make the hard. drives? Are you sure? I don't know. I. don't know. Do we make the processors? It just seems like it would be the. smartest thing to do. It would be a very. smart thing to do. But do we make the. Do we make the processors? Or. have there been installed. some sort of electronical back door into. almost everything that we have? Almost everything we have. If anything. could be taken out. I think that it it probably is the case, but it's definitely our government doing.

it. You know the Michael Hastings story, right? No. You don't know that story? Oh. This was the guy who was a journalist. who was writing for Rolling Stone and he. goes over to Afghanistan. Was it Afghanistan? Goes over to Afghanistan and um gets. stuck there. because of the volcano. So the volcano. in Iceland, I think. So this volcano. blows up and the sky is covered with. dirt. You can't see for like weeks. So. you can't fly. So he can't leave there.

So he gets stuck with his troop. He's. embedded with these troops and they just. get loose. They get loose. They start. saying things. They start talking [ __ ]. about Obama. The general talked [ __ ]. about Obama and then this guy puts all. this in the story. And he puts all this. in this And they they thought he was. like one of their homies. We're just. hanging out. We're just boys. He's not. going to write about that. Meanwhile, they got wrote about all that [ __ ] You. get these 20-year-old kids that are. deployed at war and of course they're. going to talk [ __ ] They're kids. You. get the generals like hanging out with. these guys. They're going to talk [ __ ].

They're a bunch of men out there doing. war. So he has to step down and he the. general is one of the most beloved. generals in the military. And then this. guy is terrified for his life. And his. opening statement The reporter is. terrified for his life. Um because he's been threatened. So then he dies on. Was it Laurel Canyon? La Brea. La Brea. He He dies on La Brea going Melrose and. Highland, sorry. Oh, Melrose and. Highland? And uh.

I'm watching the video right now, but. that's. Well, either way Either way, point is. he's in LA. He's going like 120 miles an hour and he. goes straight into a tree and the car. explodes. The car explodes and hit Watch. how fast he goes. Look at this. He just hits the gas and boom. Runs into a tree and explodes. He had said, "You know, if anything happens, I didn't kill. myself.".

And then the question was back then, so. was this 2005? 13. 2013. So back then. the question was do they have the. technology to take over vehicles? And if you ask people that are honest, the answer is yes. Yeah, they do. There's a way to do it. It's not impossible. It's not like, you. know, breathing underwater. It's It's. It's get It can be done. Whether you have to get access to the. actual car itself and put something in. there, I don't know.

But it can be done. That's why. people. like it's going to be a couple. generations before people will. be down with it being fully autonomous. cars. Like you know, we see all these. driverless cars around this [ __ ]. all the time. But it's like I ain't. getting one of them [ __ ] Yeah, get the [ __ ] out of here. No way. But. But cuz if they wanted to kill you I. mean we saw that in the the old the the. new Total Recall they did that. Where. it's like all the cars drive themselves. And but when they want to find you they. [ __ ] stop your car, pull you over, you know? [ __ ] that. Everybody's.

terrified about that. You know, and um. there's cars right now that they could. shut off. if there's a police chase. That's what. OnStar does. Right? So, like if you're. in one of those Corvettes, I bet that. Corvette has OnStar. Does that Corvette have OnStar? So, the. what the the way they sell you OnStar is. they say, "Well, Brian, if someone steals your car, we can just. shut it off.". And you're like, "Oh, that would be. good. I don't want anybody stealing my. beautiful car.". But the other side of that is we could.

also just shut it off for other reasons. Right. We could shut it off because we. don't like you and we just decided to. shut your car off. But don't worry it. says right here that that's illegal. You. could have the wrong political opinion. depending on who's in power. You know, you want to give these people power. because you don't want the other side to. win. But then the problem is now you've. established that the government, which. is not always you, is going to have. power. And they're going to just be able. to shut your [ __ ] car off. Stolen C7 Corvette disabled remotely by. police using OnStar. Yeah, they just. shut them off. See? That's a That's a.

happy moment. Look at that. The the the. sad moment is you got a trunk load of. meth and you're making a run for it. They just shut your car off. Right. But imagine. imagine being a drug runner and and. getting all the features. Well, the drug runners always get caught. going too fast. It's the dumbest [ __ ]. thing you'll ever hear. They always get. busted going like 16 miles an hour over. the speed limit. What's it say, Jamie? Mandatory. Comes with mandatory OnStar. subscription. There's no way around it.

One of my favorite online lawyers always. goes things Bruce Rivers. But he always saying. never commit a misdemeanor while you. committing a felony. Ooh. You know? It's like you if you're. moving cocaine, don't break the speed. limit. Put on your seatbelt. Yeah. It's. just the dumbest. But you get these kids. that are willing to do these drug runs. and they're cocky and they're probably. using. Right? So, they're probably. taking little amphetamines while they're. driving to stay sharp, Brian. Can't get.

sleepy behind the wheel. And they're. probably not the most reliable people. anyway. They're literal drug runners. Like what they're doing could get them. locked up for the rest of their [ __ ]. life and they probably didn't make. $2,000 for doing this. Yeah, and they have some cool stories. Yeah, I mean who who's going to make the. money? They're probably doing it for. somebody else. Right? They're probably. moving it for somebody. And they they. have to sell it and then they get a. piece and then, you know, and then they. keep doing it and that's that's they. just have to hope they don't get. arrested. And then they do it a few. times, get a little cocky.

I mean someone's bringing all this [ __ ]. in. Like how's it getting in? How many. of you're a cop and you're just out. there looking around all you go, "How. many of these moving trucks have. fentanyl in them?" I think the CIA. bringing most of it. A bit a bit of it for sure. Cuz who. stops selling drugs when they get away. with it? Nobody. Right. Why Why would. they stop doing that? They just Now they just know how to not. get caught. Well, maybe they probably. work with people. Cuz cuz please believe. if we really really wanted to stop. drugs, it would be extreme but we could. But we don't want to. It would be too. hard. You'd have to take away too much.

freedom from people. They wouldn't stand. for it and they'd vote you out of. office. I'm talking about just stopping. it from coming in the country. Yes. You. could stop it from coming in the country. but you're not going to stop the demand. The real problem is just like the. prohibition of alcohol and I'm not. comparing meth with alcohol cuz I think. most people. most people that I know responsibly use. alcohol. They take a a few drinks. I. mean I know a bunch of people who have. abused it. I know a bunch of people who. stopped had to stop drinking. But most guys that we're friends with, you have a drink. You guys want to do a. shot? Let's do a shot. Yeah, and then.

you go do your show and no one's getting. drunk every night. You know what I mean? But if you're out there doing meth, there's a chance you're not engaging in. like. responsible meth use. There's There's a. good chance if you're using meth you're. going hard. You're just going No, no one ain't. microdosing meth. They're going hard. I. think meth gets you to go hard. You're. listening to [ __ ] Slayer in your car. and you're fired up and you're making. bad decisions.

Yeah, I mean you definitely just not. thinking. You're just doing. But what is. Adderall? Adderall is super close to. meth. Super close. It's It's an. amphetamine for sure. Yeah, it's not the. same. but it's. And yeah, and you get It's in the hunt. People do wild [ __ ] on that [ __ ] too. Especially if you take a lot of it. If. you take a lot of it it might as well be. meth. And people abuse the [ __ ] out of. everything. You tell them to take one. they're going to take five or six and. they're going to take more. The problem. is like most people's lives. suck so bad that like drugs is their. only.

thing. You know what I mean? That's. true, too. Cuz that's that's happy. that's instant happiness. Even. you know what's so funny is. I think a lot of people assume that that. most of the like homeless people on the. street. are homeless because they got a drug. they had a drug problem. But it's. usually the other way around. They. usually are fine when they hit the. street and they they start using drugs. Cuz like what else the [ __ ] you going to. do? Where Where else you going to get. happiness from? You're not You're not. warm. You're not safe. Well, there's. probably a bunch of different scenarios.

there but a lot of it has to do with. drug use. And a lot of it has to do with. self-medicating. A lot of those people. are just like severely mentally ill and. really should be in some sort of an. institution. People are never going to. stop getting high. No, they're not going to. This is I'm. smoking a cigar right now. And I and I. don't know if I don't know what the I. don't know what the solution is. Oh, just legalize everything. I don't know. that I would have said that 5 years ago. but. and maybe that is the ultimate solution. but. the way it's implemented cuz I think. they they tried that in Seattle or.

Portland or somewhere. Yeah, they had to. stop it. Yeah, and so it's like but they. also just went from what we're doing now. to like just everything's legal. It's. like you can't do that. Yeah, yeah, but. they also. They're ridiculous. Those people are. ridiculous. That was Seattle, right? No. Was it Portland or Seattle? Which one. was it that It was Oregon that. legalized everything, right? Yeah, I. think you're right. I think it was. Oregon. Yeah, it was Oregon. So, it was. Portland. Portland's ridiculous. They're. ridiculous. So, if you just say you can. just do drugs wherever you want. Just do. whatever you want. Everything's legal.

now. Everyone's just going to be brazen. about it. You've got a culture that was. that it was demonized for so long and. you have a a culture of mental illness. where people are looking for something. to get them out of this rut that they're. in. And the only thing that makes them. feel good is fentanyl or oxycodone or. whatever the [ __ ] they're taking. Whatever that [ __ ] that makes you lean. over. What's that stuff? It's a lot of [ __ ] to. do that. The stuff that where they're. doing yoga in the street. Trank? Whatever the [ __ ] they're doing. These.

people they're trying to escape, right? And the the idea that you just like. leave them They're obviously like. severely mentally ill. Like if we spend. money on people with illness, why don't. we spend money on people with mental. illness? It seems like if you want to support. Medicaid, shouldn't you support like. mass. medical. assistance to most of these people? Cuz. a lot of them are probably severely. mentally ill and unmedicated. And maybe. they can be helped. Maybe someone can. take them into an institution and give.

them Cuz somebody's calling you a. socialist right now in the comments. I. am in a lot of ways. I am with some. things. Like the fire department. I. think the fire department is a very. socialist idea. We're all going to put. our money into this this one group of. people that's going to act in the best. interest of the entire community and put. out fires everywhere regardless of who's. got money or doesn't. Like if you're a. poor person and you live on this block. and your house catches on fire, they. don't say we're not going to put that. fire out. We're only going to put the. big guy's fire out. No, a [ __ ] house. gets on fire everybody agrees that that.

fire needs to get put out so the fire. people move. That's You spend your tax. dollars on that. That's it's it's true. That's a good way. to look at it. It's like imagine the. fire department could deny you when your. house was burning. See, the problem is. they're already making so much money. doing it the way they're doing it now. and they've got a really good system. If. I was a business person involved in that. system, not just a human being with. ethics and morals, I would say this is. the way to do it cuz this is the way. we're going to make the most money. Yeah. But But people are tired of it.

That's why people were cheering when. that guy got shot, which is kind of. [ __ ] up. Here's the Here's the truth. of the matter. Some [ __ ] just can't be. for profit. If we if we want it to be. for the. the best, some stuff can't be for. profit. The thing about that guy. shooting that person that's the most. disturbing wasn't just that everybody. that a lot of people cheered for it. But. what was the the most disturbing was. that people weren't mad. They weren't. outraged. They didn't treat it like a. regular assassination. It was like an. assassination where he deserved it. Right? It didn't seem like a bad even.

even though people like that was. horrible. It didn't seem like as bad a. thing is like if someone shot John. Lennon. You know what I mean? Or not. even a famous person. If someone just. randomly shot some, you know, executive. as he was walking out. You know how I. reacted? The same way when they got. Osama bin Laden. I was like. it's the same to me. Really? Yeah, it. was like cuz think about it. You You. feel like that insurance guy was Osama. bin Laden? No, but I mean they both. they both are indirectly responsible for.

the death of. how many Americans? Except he was doing it for profit. Osama. was doing it for the love of the game or. whatever. I do think it's a corporate. capture issue. Cuz I think the culture. of the the corporation is to make as. much money as possible and deny more. people than the other insurance. companies do. Like they they had a. higher rate of denying. Like you can't. let people's grandmas die and let them. stay in pain and [ __ ] and then expect. them to have empathy for you. Did you. ever see that one video? I think we. played on the podcast where this woman.

talked about how. she made a decision to deny someone care. that they definitely needed and she was. thanked by the company and then the guy. wound up dying and she knows that she. could have given him the life-saving. care. She could have approved it. And. she was rewarded for not approving it. Like they were like, "You did the right. thing." So that's like the culture. It's. not about It's See like what we were. talking about earlier. It's not really. about health care. Health care is the. arena in which they're playing their. game, but the real game is the people.

behind the scenes that are trying to. make money. And especially if you're. doing something that is not you don't. have a lot of meat It doesn't give you a. lot of meaning to deny people health. care. It doesn't give you a lot of. meaning. Like you don't feel like you. have a meaningful life. So those people, guarantee you they get addicted to. material stuff. They get addicted to. getting a nice Rolex. I want to get the. newest Rolex. I want to get a [ __ ]. Ferrari. I want to. and you also got to. like it got it got to switch up your.

whole ethic. Yep. Yep. And you got to somehow or. another placate yourself, whether it's. with drugs or with buying a new purse, something. You need new stuff all You're. not going to live in a [ __ ] log hut. in the woods if you're living like that. You're not going to be interested in. starting your own fire and reading books. by candlelight. Shut the [ __ ] up. You're. You're doing cocaine and you're trying. to buy a house. You're you're you're. surrounded by people that like Yeah. They're they're impressed by the [ __ ]. you're doing, too. And they probably all. medicated. Everybody's on probably.

something that's like allows them to. like not freak out all the time. Some. sort of anti-anxiety medication because. of what they're doing. And then they're. not they don't feel fulfilled in life, you know? And you don't you don't feel like it's a. good relationship between you and the. way you make money and the way you. interact with people. No, I don't think they feel good. I mean. some people might feel good to you. afterwards. But I think a lot of them. are medicated. I don't think they feel. bad, man. I think they're medicated. I. bet. Yeah, I bet if you're in I bet you. have anxiety when you're doing stuff. like that. You probably need an SSRI.

Probably need a little something. But But it's like the easiest person to. lie to is yourself. Mhm. So it's like. you probably feel like [ __ ] when you get. that first paycheck and you go you start. twisting [ __ ] so you can justify like, "Well, you know, somebody would do. this.". And you also realize, "Hey, the. rest of the public, they don't know. They don't know. That's just the. insurance business. That's the. business.". Shoo. Yeah. Well, this is this is. standard. Standard is a word they use a lot when. they try to [ __ ] you. They people looked. at it very differently than someone just. shooting some other person. They almost looked at it like he.

deserved it. And it was And it wasn't. bipartisan. That's what I mean. That. That was the. wildest thing about the whole thing. It. was like you couldn't tell by by any. other information from anybody. how they felt about it. I just felt. nothing, honestly. It was weird, too, cuz it gave a lot of. liberal grifters the opportunity to. celebrate someone getting shot and. murdered violently. Which is like should be. the. the complete opposite of the way they. view violent crime. They should think of. violence as being the last resort.

Violence is abhorrent. Violence is not a. part of a civilized society. We want. kindness and compassion and we want. people to. be able to live their life health You. don't want violent murders on the street. if you are a progressive. But a lot of. progressives were cheering when this guy. got murdered. Yeah, I mean the thing. Which just shows how many grifters and. hypocrites there are. I would. cuz the for me, it just depends on who. got murdered. I'm not rooting for a murderer. But if certain people die, I'm like,

"Well, you know.". Well, I don't even know what this guy's. relationship to that guy was. I don't know why he wanted to kill him. specifically. said specifically. I mean there's a lot. of speculation. about was it a family member or like he. had a back surgery that screwed him up. and. But like I said, I only I only get the. news that like rises that's like forced. in my face cuz I don't I don't watch any. of the I don't watch the channels. it's it's different than like let's say. some Iraq War veteran.

assassinated Dick Cheney. Like that to me. makes more sense. That one makes more sense. Like here's a. guy who knows that this guy engineered. this thing where they lied about weapons. of mass destruction, led us into a war. that ultimately wound up killing who. knows how many people. But I think I think. Dick Cheney would have got a better. reaction than than this guy. You think. people would have been sad that Dick.

Cheney got shot? Well, they would have. thought it was very dangerous cuz. whenever a vice president gets shot, everybody feels vulnerable. I think. that's that's something that you can you. can partisan Is partisan a word? I think. it's something you can you can you can. make partisan. But with But like I said, that's what's. special That's what's special. That's. what's special about this is. Everybody got [ __ ] over by insurance. Everybody got [ __ ] over. Like So like. there's people that love Dick Cheney or. there's people that still hold like. those politics from back then. I don't. know if anybody loved Dick Cheney. That's why it was really crazy when Dick. Cheney endorsed Kamala and they were all. like, "Yeah." Like, "What do you know?

What? That guy? What? You forgot?" Yeah, but I but I just mean I don't think. people I don't think he is as hated as. I mean the truth is nobody I didn't even. Nobody knew that CEO's name before this. But the whole business is hated. So it's. like then he became the face of that. And it's it's definitely. a political. It's like. Like I don't know a single I don't know. a single person that hasn't had an issue. with health insurance. Yeah.

Well, again, it's a business. It's a. business designed to make money and all. of them want to make I mean they have an. obligation. They need to make more money. next quarter. What can we do? What can. we do? They start denying people. And if. you're using AI like specifically to. deny people, like like let's make this. more efficient. that what's happening now? I don't know. if that's true, but I've read it I've. read it that it some insurance companies. are using AI to deny more claims than. ever. See if that's true. I wouldn't be shocked Would you be.

shocked? If you're a company and you're. trying to make the most money and you. find out that there's software that. allow you to make more money and all you. care about is making money, you're not. really caring about health care. You. don't want people to feel If you did, you'd say, "We should all make less. money and give out more money to these. people. We could, you know, accept more. claims and we would have a a much. healthier world and we would feel better. karmically, right? Wouldn't that be nice. if they thought like that?". You would have to own the company. You. would have to be like a guru, like a. really calm, peaceful guru and you would.

own the company and just have like an. ethical insurance company and not give. anybody a stake in it. Don't let anybody. like try to juice the system cuz they. want to make more money. Oh, like a like not like not a public. company. Exactly. Stay private. Stay. private. Yeah, but don't you think the. type of person that would even want to. make an insurance company. like I think you would have to be a. certain type of a certain type. you have to be a certain type. I should profit from suffering somehow. Yeah, I should Well, you're gambling, right? You're gambling that something. doesn't happen to you that's more. expensive than all the payments you're. giving me every month for 10 years. Cuz.

I think if you if you start heading in. that direction of like ethical health. care, eventually you're going to arrive. at Oh, there shouldn't be health. insurance. It should just cost what it costs. It. should. Well, it should probably be the same way. we treat the fire department. But if. we're going to do that and people say, "What about all these people that are. obese? What about all these people that. are like eating bad food?" Yeah, we got. to educate our society. We have to think. of ourselves as a community, as a. collective community, educate ourselves, and health care should be something. that's paid for by the government.

Insurance companies use artificial. intelligence to automatically deny. claims, which you can raise concerns. about bias and inaccuracies, which can. raise concerns about bias and. inaccuracies. If your claim is denied by. AI, you can take steps to understand. your rights and challenge the denial. Keep records. Document all. correspondence with your insurer, including denial letters and any. communication about AI. A lawyer can help you understand your. rights and determine if the denial was. made in bad faith. Like you're [ __ ]. Yeah, for most people, especially people.

that work all day and you're dealing. with this [ __ ] you're [ __ ] They made. it I think this is in California. Landmark law prohibits health insurance. companies from using AI to deny health. care coverage. All right, that's great. Especially like using it specifically to. deny. So that's California. That's a. great law. The whole country should adopt that. Using AI to deny. Yeah. I really think. that the problem is that there's been a. long history of profit for health care. and that they go into it to profit and. the the real problem with that is It.

seems to me. You want But you also want the best. surgeons, right? You want the best. doctors and they have to be motivated. and most of them are motivated both by. excelling in their practice and also by. material possessions that reward them. Like doctors always have like a Porsche. Doctors have a Mercedes. Doctors have a. nice house. Like you should be a doctor, Brian. You should be a doctor, a nice. doc. Doctors make a lot of money. But. they also have a [ __ ] load of bills and. they have a [ __ ] load of insurance,

okay? So they have. The problem with them is like liability. insurance. Like liability insurance for malpractice. insurance for doctors is crazy. expensive. But don't doctors still make. good money in countries. They do, but they're they're constantly. moving people in and out of their office. because they got a [ __ ] heavy nut to. cover every month. Yes, United Health is. facing multiple class action lawsuits. over its use of algorithms, its. investment practices and its treatment. of patients algorithm use claim.

processing. United Health is facing a. class action lawsuit over the algorithm. it uses to process claims. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, monsters. Monsters. But this. is also because we've set up a system of. profit. Now imagine if that system of. profit existed for the fire department. Imagine if you had to pay fire. department fees every month and if you. didn't and your house burned, they go, "Hey Brian, we just checked and you. don't have fire coverage." And so then. now you're [ __ ] That sounds. crazy. That's crazy, right?

Yeah. I mean I I haven't seen it happen. So we agree that the fire department. should be kind of a socialist. organization. Yeah. Okay. Why not. healthcare? Uh yeah, that's how I feel. But then the. problem is, you know, Dr. [ __ ] Grossman, he wants wants a. Ferrari. The baddest [ __ ] for fixing. knees. He fixes everybody's knees on the. Lakers. He wants some money. Give him a Ferrari. He's the best. Yeah, but the problem with that is like. how do you pay how do you. like how much does everybody get paid?

Does the government just pay everybody. the same way they're getting paid now or. does it become like a government job. like, you know, like you're a. a state appointed defense attorney. You know what I mean? Like not as. motivated as some like super high. powered defense attorney that, you know, handles huge cases and knows the law. inside and you know what I'm saying? It's like who's going to fix you then? Because like my friends in Canada, they. say, "Yeah, healthcare is free, but like. one of my friends, she had to wait my.

friend Jen, she had to wait like a year. plus to get an ACL surgery.". And it's all [ __ ] up still. So like. for this ACL surgery, she's waiting like. a whole year to get her knee fixed. I'm. pretty sure I hope I'm not speaking out. of school. I'm pretty sure it was it was. close to a year. And so she's got a bad. knee for a year. Whereas like in America, you're supposed. to be able to go to the doctor. The. doctor says your healthcare is cut up. Yep, you definitely tore your ACL, Brian. Okay, well, good news is you're. covered. You know, you have a. deductible, but this is your deductible. Okay, we can schedule you for February.

16th. This is what we need you to do. No. aspirin, no this, no that, you know, don't eat within 8 hours you get here. cuz you're going to go under. They tell. you they prep you for surgery. Or they. tell you all of that and then they go, "Oh, actually, you're not covered.". Cuz you didn't tell us about this thing. from. Yeah, then you go, "Okay, well, I still. need the surgery and I don't have, you. know, $50,000.". Like that's the shitty part. Yeah, cuz there's some people that like. they are healthy and they take care of. themselves and they pay that insurance.

And then, you know, they get a tumor or. something, you know, unforeseen. Yes. And and they're completely [ __ ]. They're completely [ __ ]. And it's like that shouldn't be. possible. Well, how about this fire. insurance deal in California? What happened? Like a giant percentage. of those people that lost their homes in. that fire, they didn't have insurance. These insurance companies pulled out of. fire coverage. Oh bro, did you did you also know. there's [ __ ] this fires the same. thing is happening in South South. America and Africa. Yeah, just whole places burning the [ __ ].

down. Just. I'm I'm shocked that I'm not hearing. more about that cuz you know, I only. Here's the thing about the fires. There's satellite video of those fires. all three of them starting at the same. time. Have you seen it? No. It's super. suspicious. Super. super suspicious. there's a set there's satellite footage. of all of the three fires starting at. the same time. Simultaneously. Yeah. You want to see it? Yeah. You need to.

see it cuz it's so creepy. I think it. was arson. I think somebody did it. Whether it was a schizophrenic person. that when they a firebug. There's a lot. of those people that are firebugs, man. There's people that are like actual. arsonists. And when you get into the. conditions that happened in the Santa. Ana winds when California's dry. Like. you remember when it was Well, you you. were there in 2018 with that big crazy. fire, right? Did you see any of that on. the 405? Yeah. It was insane. Yeah. And. I and I and I remember there being a big. one. probably like 2007 too or 2008.

The thing is like it doesn't have to be. some crazy conspiracy. Like people think. it's a conspiracy, a land grab, this. whole thing. Maybe. Maybe. But also, people start fires. It's a it's a a. known crime. In fact, one of the people. that they arrested, he had a fake fire. truck. So this dude was a a known arsonist, I. believe from Oregon. He bought a fire. truck and drove with a fireman's outfit. and was going into these areas. That's.

actually hilarious. And he's a arsonist. Like a known arsonist. He's probably. starting fires. Arsonist with a fire truck. How crazy is. that? But some people are just out of. their [ __ ] minds, man. Including a lot of firemen. Like that's a problem with firemen. There's there's been firemen who have. started fires. But it's wild that you. like they I feel like if you go to. prison for arson, like you purposely. burn a [ __ ] If they let you out, they. should at least track you like they. track pedos. Well, you're you've killed a lot of. people. Like if one of these if someone.

a human being was caught that did. definitely lit these three fires that. appear simultaneously. If a human being. did that, they're responsible for I. don't know how many deaths. How many. people died? I think it's 25 or. something like that. Yeah. 25 burned. alive. And how many how much damage? How. many people are going to die like that? sure. Like you're in jail for the rest. of your life for everything. For the. damage, you're in jail for the rest of. your life. You you you owe 350 billion. dollars. and counting. It's 350 billion dollars. of damage.

And then Altadena's gone. And are they. still having the Grammys or whatever or. they not? I don't know. They probably. are. Well, we did the UFC there. We did. the UFC like in the middle of the fires. Oh wow. I didn't think we were going to. do it. I was like, "Are we going to do. it here?". And Dana was like, "We're going to do. it. The Clippers are going to play there. on I forget what day, but earlier in the. week and if the Clippers play, we're. going to do it. Otherwise, they were. going to do Vegas. They were just going. to move everybody to Vegas.". If it got worse. Because they keep starting. New one. start. There's one No, there's one. that's up in Santa Clarita.

Somebody started one up there or. something started one up there. The. 2018, they know was an accident cuz they. know there was a part a part that cost. $1. That one part failed and it started a. fire. A $1 part. Yeah, I think we're going to just see. more and more of this. It's getting. hotter and drier. it. They have to fix it. They have to. clean up the brush. You have to do what. they did with the water where they open. up the water from the north to come flow. freely down to the south and not divert. into the Pacific Ocean.

They fill up the reservoir that you had. that was 11 million gallons that was. empty, [ __ ] psychos. Like what are. you doing? You clearly haven't taken the right. steps if that can happen. It can be at. least mitigated. You're always going to. have those crazy winds. You're always. going to have arsonists. You're always. going to have things that [ __ ] up where. something starts a fire accidentally. But don't they don't they do all that. [ __ ] every year? Don't they do like. controlled burns and all that stuff. every year? Fact check old satellite. footage falsely linked to 2025 LA.

wildfires. Yes, it's saying So what is that video. of three fires starting simultaneously? Cuz people were saying it was the. California fires. Is this the video? I. don't know. Looks like it. This is the picture, but. this is from 2024's fires. These are. fires in a different spot than the ones. that just happened. So I don't know if. that's the one. The. It's hard to say. This is the. caption from the So it's miscaptioned. So it's not true. What about the one. where it shows a person starting the.

fire? Cuz there is one video where they. think that they have an image an actual. image of a guy starting the fire. I think it was a person near it, but. I'll double check. Whoops, just happened to be near it with. a blowtorch. How about that guy? They. caught that one guy? And he's like, "I was just lighting my. joint." He had a blowtorch in his hand. and they made it like a citizen's. arrest. Uh yeah, but he might have been telling. the truth. Nope, dude had been arrested like eight. times. He had. he had vandalism, all kinds of [ __ ] on. his resume, violent crimes, I believe. mean he was lying. Well, he had he was.

running around in a fire with a. blowtorch. Hey bro, put that down. Yeah, well, how you going to light your. how you going to light your [ __ ] A. lighter. I mean yeah, it was just. he couldn't afford a lighter. [ __ ] a lighter is a quarter. Yeah, that's wild. I mean it's wild to. just to like carry a blowtorch or. lighter? How much is like a one of them. little Bic lighters? A dollar? Is that a. dollar? Like a dollar. Maybe it's probably $1.20. or something. See, if it's made in. America, it's going to cost more. All. right? Otherwise, China's going to chop off our. [ __ ] supply of Bics.

Who makes Bics? Am I guessing? See, I'm See, in my head. I was thinking like you're in the house, you can't find a lighter, so you're. like, "I got a torch. I'm going to use. that.". I'm going to run around on the street. They found him out where the fires were. with a blowtorch and he said it was. empty. He said, "Look, it's empty." It's. like even if you're telling the truth, like your stupid ass deserve But also, you just the inconvenience. Yeah, it was. a a criminal. Um. What was I just going to ask you to. Google? I'm trying to find a picture of a. satellite of a person near the fire.

When it started, but. Uh Huberman filmed people starting. fires. Andrew Huberman. He was driving. down the street and he caught these guys. starting a fire and filmed it, put it on. his phone. So people are starting fires. here. Cuz you got all these homeless. people and crazy people and people that. want to burn it all down, man. And while. the fire is going on, they feel like, "Fuck it, man. Let's [ __ ] Let's help. this [ __ ] fire. [ __ ] these rich. people." I mean, it's the Palisades. They're like the richest people in all. of LA.

You think that's their motivations? Yeah, I think a lot of that for the. arsonists. I think it's a lot of it is. like [ __ ] society, my life sucks. I. think a lot of people just there's crazy. people like the guy from Oregon that are. like almost like. amateur firefighters. They're like. amateur arsonists. Did you see Did you. see that that's their side project? Did. you see Chappelle talk about it on his. SNL monologue? I didn't. Man, it's the best one ever. Yeah. Easy. I know I need to sit down. and watch it. Everybody tells me it's. awesome. It's yeah, it's the best monologue I've. ever seen on SNL.

He talked about Palestine and compares. Palestine to Yeah, he he pretty much. went he pretty much went through went. through all the major things that's. going on. Palestine thing is nuts. I watched a. video yesterday of Gaza and I don't know. if you've seen like flyover drone. footage of what it looks like now. Nope. You want to see it? Yeah, I want to see. it. Or do you want to like live? Nah, I want to see it. I want to see it. cuz cuz I cuz I I never see [ __ ] like. this. It's crazy. You shouldn't go. looking for it. Good. I won't send it to. you anymore.

Nah, I just No, I don't mind if people. send me the news, but I just don't. actively go seek it out. This is so depressing. Cuz I'm like, if it's if it's if it's. something I need to know, somebody will. tell me about it. They um there's a lot. of before and after videos where they. show someone driving down a road before. and they show what it all looks like. now. It's like the city doesn't exist. anymore. Cuz it's so it's like if way. bigger than downtown Austin wiped off. the map. Look at this. Yeah. This is crazy.

So this is flying drone footage over. Gaza City and it's just everything's. destroyed. Everything's destroyed. It's like a like a nuke went off. Look. at this. From the sky when you look at. it, like as far as the eye can see, just. destruction. Everything's got a missing a hole in it. Everything's collapsed. Everything's. [ __ ] up. Every now and then like one. house in or one building in between is. untouched. But most of it is [ __ ]. destroyed. If I was the guy who lived.

next door to that house that's perfect, I'd be like, "Who did you pay, motherfucker?" Right? He doesn't even. get blown up once. is crazy. Crazy. And this is right now. Right now. And. somehow we're being fed that this is the. only way to do this. I mean. And then somehow I know this is. acceptable to get rid of a mosque, just. to completely annihilate everybody. I. mean, the the number of people that are. dead now is off the charts. They don't. even know how many.

Bro, this look this looks insane. Insane. Insane. It's insane. And it's. happening right now. Oh, this is how it. used to look? Uh-huh. It's what it used to look like. Look at. that. Shops and cars. And now it's just. just destroyed. Everything destroyed. They bombed the [ __ ] out of everything. Bro, this [ __ ] make you feel something. Well, this is like this is never coming. back. Like this is like. they essentially like moved everybody.

out of there. Like who's going to stay there now? What. is all of this What is all of the is. What is a. What is that? What is all of that? Tents. Oh, wow. Tents where people have to like stay in. tents. And by the way, they might bomb. those tents, too. The whole thing is very scary, dude, because the it's. it's just at a level of destruction. that's impossible to say that you. support it. It's like this is insane. These are human lives. Like how many How. many people are dying here? Is this the. only way to do this? Is this the only.

way to do this? This seems this seems. crazy. Yeah. And how did you guys get to this point? Damn, see man, see Joe, you know, this. is why I avoid the news. It's cuz all. the happy all the stupidest people I. know are happy as [ __ ]. So I'm like, I just need to know less. No, you need to. And I can enjoy I think there's. something to that, but you kind of I. think we kind of need to pay attention. nowadays. I think things are getting real weird, real weird. Because cuz you know what it is? It's.

the death of truth. Like it's hard to. know what's true. You hear something, it. sound true, and then you hear something. else to go, "That's not true." And and. then. both can point you to links and studies, and you like, "I. It's just stressful trying to figure out. what's correct and what isn't. Yeah, that's on purpose. I know. That's. on purpose. That's uh they're they're. doing a real good job of confusing. people. That's when I when I you know. And everybody thinks they're right. Everybody thinks they're right. Yeah. And there's also a lot of uh stuff. that's going on behind the scenes. Like.

a lot of the way stories are amplified. is to serve as a distraction from other. things that are taking place at the same. time. Like they love to do stuff like. that where they'll push out a story like. some inflammatory story that really the. design of that story is to get you. distracted from other things that are. going on simultaneously. That's what I think a lot of this when I. think about the UFO stuff, I'm always. like, "Man, this. if I wanted something to distract the. [ __ ] out of people, this is a really. good one." Oh, bro.

Not saying that that's what they're. doing, but it makes me the scientific. discovery yesterday? No, you were going. about to tell me at the beginning. They [ __ ] they had a. They they found a a asteroid. Oh, I did see this. And it had like most of the ingredients. for life on it. Like all the amino. acids, not all of them, but like all but. three. And then all of. I forget what the big ass word this lady. used. But. it I think this was a theory before, but. it's becoming more and more likely that.

life was seeded by. asteroid impact. an asteroid or. something. Yeah, that's a theory called panspermia. Panspermy? Yeah. And um it also accounts for some things. that don't fit in. Like like psilocybin mushrooms. Like they there's something very alien. about them. that um one of the things about spores. that spores can survive like almost. anything. They can survive in a vacuum. They can survive through space. Like spores are like insanely durable.

And it's if you have the potential for. all of these amino acids and different. minerals and and there was actually salt. on that, right? Wasn't there salt on. that rock as well? I don't know. Let me. let me see. I think there was a bunch of. different elements of life on that. asteroid. And what not spores. And if. you know. some. mushroom that grows on another planet. where these human beings interact with.

nature through it and then it just lands. here on Earth. Did you find it? Osiris Rex mission. So they found amino acids, nucleotide. bases, minerals from salt water Mhm. and. more. Yeah. So that means it has all the. building blocks of life and it comes. from salt water and a chunk of it comes. flying off. Isn't that nutty? Like. that's how a lot of things They think. that's like maybe how the water got. here. It's one of the theories.

Yeah, that like comets. That comets hit us. That's where we got. the water. Is that a real theory still? Cuz they change those. You know, like. they look at them and they go, "Well, maybe.". Like now they they're wondering with. whether dark energy is real. They think. maybe time moves differently in between. galaxies. Like they've got some like new theory. Yeah, I've heard I've heard I've heard I. think I heard Neil deGrasse Tyson talk. about that recently. All of it is like, "What are you even. saying?". Or like or that gravity is different in.

different places. Something like that. They think there's like that gravity and. space-time moves differently in the. voids in between galaxies and planets. Wait a minute, who's saying that? Like what are you saying? That's what I'm saying, bro. They think. that's what accounts for the like I need. to know less cuz it's breaking my brain. That's why they're apart from each. other. It's not that dark energy is. pushing them away from each other. I. don't know. Like cuz this this is the.

theory of like dark matter and dark. energy is like 90-something percent of. the universe is this theory. Right. Right. So what does that mean? So if it's not. that, then is 90% of the universe what? It's like just space-time moving in a. different way? Like. what happened? Yeah, so I mean, science has been kind. of killing it. Well, they've got some. new tools now. Like that James Webb. telescope. That thing's crazy. Remember. when I first told you about it, it. hadn't launched yet and I was like, "That's going to change everything.". Well, I remember Duncan told me. something about it a long time ago. He.

said they found something that they. think is at least 22 billion years old. They found some star cluster or. something that they think is 22 billion. years old. So it throws the whole Big. Bang thing. he talking about the Methuselah star? No, that's interesting, too, cuz the. Methuselah star is actually older. somehow than the entire universe, which. doesn't make any sense. It's like 14. plus billion years old. So it's like a. little bit older than what they think. was the Big Bang. But then didn't. somebody recently or not recently, but.

didn't someone. say that like it's still within the. margin of error? Yeah, it's still within the margin The. Methuselah star is, but not this new. discovery. So the new discovery for the. James Webb telescope is they found. um galaxies that formed too quickly. And. they they they formed so long ago, like. so far away cuz they could see better. now bigger now, that it's changing like. there's two things possible. Maybe we. were wrong about how quickly galaxies. form. Maybe they form way quicker or.

maybe. the universe is way older than we think. it is. So maybe the reason why these things. exist and then you could find them. And. then all the those things that like. blink in and that they exist at one. point in time and don't exist anymore. They don't know what the [ __ ] those are. These red lights that these red spots. that they found in the universe. But they think that. it's very very but people are very. reluctant to commit, right? Cuz they. don't really know. But the potential is. that the universe is not 14 or 13.

whatever billion years old, but maybe as. old as 24 billion years old. Or maybe. The next time when you come over here, I want to be the the head of the next. time you have one of these mother these. Lawrence Krauss and these You want to be. in here with that? Michio Kaku Yeah, cuz I love I'm. fascinated by this kind of [ __ ]. The problem with two people talking is. in on these dudes. I just want to listen. Yeah, but you I. would want you to chime in, too. That is the like with some of these. people like you have to have one-on-one. because even if I do. two guests like everybody always has.

something cool to say, right? And then. someone else is talking and you want to. it's hard. It's hard to like work it and. when you got someone who's talking about. something like very esoteric, very. difficult to grasp, you know, they're. talking about like quantum physics. They're trying to explain to you. the. these the dynamics of these subatomic. particles. You're like, "What?" You need. like one person just locked on. Every. time I hear a quantum physicist talk, I. never understand everything they say.

Bro, I barely understand. a fraction of what they're talking. about. Even when they're talking about. other [ __ ] Yeah. Like they're operating on a different. level. They're like mental athletes. They try to give you a [ __ ] recipe. [Laughter]. Jesus Christ, man. Einstein's crazy smart in a spooky way. I know but he's like he forgets how much. smarter than Right. He'll talk to you in. a way that like you're like, "I don't. even know what you're saying." Yeah, bro, like I don't have that degree, bro. Yeah, well, he has a theory of.

everything. I do not understand it at all. I don't. know how many people can follow it. I. don't understand it. But that kind of. person that would sit around and try to. create a theory of everything. He's of the belief that potentially. we're looking at US made stuff that's. like super advanced and that they put a. lid on it somehow. Well, what what would. be the purpose of that? Because I think if you develop something. in secrecy like they do all the time. with like the stealth bomber, all these. different things, even the Manhattan.

Project. You develop things in secrecy. and then there comes a time where you. you test them, you use them, you have. them, but then are you going to admit. you have them because then the enemy is. going to infiltrate. They're going to. find out you have them. There's. espionage. They're going to steal your. information. They've been doing that. forever. We talked about these backdoors. that China has in all our electronics or. potentially could have, right? How many. things are vulnerable because of AI now? How many things are vulnerable because. everything's attached to the internet? How many things can be hacked? Who. [ __ ] knows? But the the reality is.

we're in like. a very uniquely vulnerable position in. terms of if someone did have that kind. of technology that could take over AI. systems that could kill the power grid. that could fly things through the sky. autonomously that move at speeds that. are impossible to imagine with. conventional aircraft and can really. like you said park it over the White. House. Maybe part of what he's saying is. true. Maybe he really did write that.

Maybe someone wrote that and it's like. some truth and some wacky [ __ ] to try to. throw you off of the truth which is also. a strategy that gets used. When you have. something that's like a real conspiracy, you know what you do? You attach it to a. bunch of other [ __ ] like witchcraft, voodoo, [ __ ] ghosts. Attach it to. stupid [ __ ]. Make it sound crazy. Yeah, this these. people came from they Bigfoot is an. interdimensional traveler who. communicates with people telepathically. You don't you know, add some stuff to it. that just makes it stupid. But inside of. it have like the truth.

They definitely do that. They do that to. make people's stories seem stupid when. they go and tell them to the press. Yeah, I mean, that's what I would do if. I was if I was if it was in my interest. to keep up some kind of weird thing. secret. Tell people you're just you're just. going to sound crazy. Well, if you were like abducted by a. UFO, you're going to sound crazy. Well, what are you going to do? Like. you're walking in the green room and you. see and you see me changing heads. [Laughter]. I turn around like, "Oh, you've been a. robot this whole time?" Yeah, it's like.

no one would believe you. Yeah, the the new Alien Romulus. Have you seen the new one? Oh, yeah, it was great. Yeah, it's. [ __ ] Actually, I saw it that was the. first time I actually enjoyed. one of those I don't know, they call. them 4D or D-box with like the they got. the smoke and the all that [ __ ] you. know. That's how I saw that movie. Yeah. That's a good move. Yeah, and the thing. is it's not a consistent experience yet, but that was the best one I've had so. far. Especially when I felt when I realized.

like you could turn the water off cuz. cuz like when like the alien spray, some. of the [ __ ] get on you and [ __ ] It's. like spray from the ceiling and I was. like, "You know, I'm having a good time, but I don't want to get wet. But can I. turn this [ __ ] water off?". But you but you can. I just didn't. realize it for a while. It was the first. of these Alien movies since the original. that captured the spirit of the original. one. Like the fear of going through the. corridors, not knowing where that thing. is, it hunting you, the way it got to those people. That was a good Alien movie. I think.

that was the best Alien movie since. Alien 1. I think. Alien 2 was like that though. Yeah, but. Alien 2 they were too easy to kill. I. didn't like how they could just gun them. down. But but you're right. It was the. same sort of I don't know. Prometheus. was kind of the same kind of spirit. Prometheus was pretty good. Covenant was. better. I like Covenant. Covenant was. really good. Michael Fassbender, he's. the [ __ ] I didn't like Prometheus until. the second time I watched it. Oh, yeah? But. Yeah, cuz it just wasn't what I was. expecting, you know. It's like I.

But once I saw it like on its own merit, it was like a I think Covenant's better. Prometheus is pretty good, but you know, they had this story to tell about like. seeding DNA and the [ __ ] the. operators. Those big Yeah, Covenant was. good. Covenant was the one where they. where they where they landed. Okay, yeah, that was great. The the the other one was there was the. actual like human-like aliens and their. planet and they have like some war and. they all die and this one guy comes to. remember these guys? Remember? That's Prometheus.

I forget what they called them. They. called them the operators. No. But there. was it said no xenomorphs. They didn't. have a war. They. they were seeding other planets. They're. going to do a Prometheus 2. It says no. xenomorphs in Prometheus 2. Oh, they're going to have a Prometheus. 2. I hope they do another one. Because you have like a whole universe. of alien possibilities now because they. skipped timelines and [ __ ] you know? Like this one they is like right after. the Nostromo gets blown up and they find.

it and they find the dude, you know, you. saw it. It's [ __ ] good. Well, you. know what was dope about Aliens 1 and. what was the other the one Prometheus? The latest one. Oh, God, what did I call it? Romulus. So what what they had in common. was like the. the protagonist didn't know what they. were dealing with. So that's what they made it more. exciting. You know. cuz it was right afterwards. So people. hadn't known yet. Yeah, and every and.

all the other Alien movies that. Sigourney was like, Sigourney Weaver was like, "I know. exactly how to deal with these. monsters." Exactly. Right. Get away from. her, you [ __ ] Please believe me. Yeah, when she's got the [ __ ] robot suit. on. I didn't like that either. She that. thing would [ __ ] her up in that robot. suit. And then wasn't there one where. like they. like she gave birth to one? Yeah. [Laughter]. Sigourney Weaver was probably the first. woman that was the badass in the lead of. a science fiction action movie and it.

was 1979. Bro, speaking of which, you. know Charlize Theron? It's a it's a movie on Netflix. I have. no idea why it wasn't bigger. But it. it's called like she's a she's immortal. Can you look it up? She's immortal? Yeah, she's a she's a she leads this. team of immortals and they're like. mercenaries or whatever. So it's like a. superhero movie? Kind of. Old Guard. Old Guard. It's good as [ __ ]. Really? Yeah. And she she's real good at. playing like a badass. You know, she.

played Furiosa. She killed that [ __ ]. Well, she also played Aileen Wuornos, that serial killer [ __ ] She she don't. [ __ ] around. So. yeah. She's a beautiful woman. She. gained like 50 [ __ ] pounds to play. that person. Really? Yeah, she got fat, shaved her eyebrows off, looked. disgusting. Like Charlize Theron is. beautiful. She's like stunningly. good-looking. I've seen her in person. And then you see what she looked like in. that movie like you know, what kind of. courage that it takes to do that? Oh, you never saw Monster? Bro, okay,

you know, I've I've seen Monster, yeah. Monster's a great [ __ ] movie. Shout. out to my friend Patty Jenkins who made. it. But that movie was like no ladies do. that. Like Robert De Niro did that, you. know, you know, Marky Mark's done that. Stallone got fat for a movie. They'll do. that. But like for her? Wow. Bro, crazy. And she looks just like that lady. I was mixing this up with another movie. called Look I Pissed on Your Grave or. something. [Laughter].

Yeah, there's a revenge there's a. revenge movie called I Pissed on Your. Grave. I was telling you before you know. what's good is Nosferatu. Yeah, I'm I'm going to go watch it right. now. I'm I'm going to download it for. the plane, actually. It's I'm saying it. right now. It's the best vampire movie. ever. Ever. The best vampire movie. That's a big statement. That's a big. statement. I'm saying it. It's the best. vampire movie ever. It's the creepiest. vampire movie ever. So you're saying. it's better than Blade? Blade was awesome. But Blade was a. superhero movie. More than it was a So. you don't cuz you don't count Blade as a.

vampire movie? It was a vampire movie in. that the superhero had to kill the. vampires, but he's a Marvel comic guy. I've known Blade since I was a teenager. I was into Marvel comics. So Blade's a. vampire movie the way that like Die. Hard's a Christmas movie. Yeah, Blade. was a badass martial artist who is half. vampire who is [ __ ] up vampires. He's. the daywalker. It's a fun superhero. movie more than anything. But the movie. wasn't really about the vampires. Yeah, right. It was like they were the enemy. and he was the good guy. That was the. movie. The movie was essentially, you. know, revenge. They killed Riddler. Oh,

[ __ ] you know. So what about like. what's the one that the the teenage. heartthrob you want that kind of ruined. it? Oh, Twilight. Yeah, that's [ __ ]. Do you consider those vampire movies? Yeah, those are vampire movies. right, all right. They're fun. They're fun. If. you're a girl, like I there's a lot of. stuff that girls like that I don't like. I don't have to like it for it to be. good. Obviously, it made hundreds and. hundreds of millions of dollars. People. love those movies. But you know, I'm not. one of those people that's like, "It. doesn't have to be good for me to like. it." Cuz there's a lot of people that. like bad movies. Right. I I can't get. with it. Yeah, I don't I'm not a fan of.

watching bad movies, but but Nosferatu. for Nosferatu? Yeah. It's really good, dude. It's really. good. Like For real, like if you like a. good old-fashioned horror vampire movie, and the dude who plays Count Orlok is. the dude who played Pennywise in It. Oh, wait. And it's the best vampire. ever. They're probably not going to show. you anything in the trailer what he. looked like. But holy [ __ ] dude. There's this one. scene.

where you get to see like his whole body. naked when he rises up out of the. coffin. Spoiler alert. It's insane. It's the the And not just creepy, but. beautifully shot. Oh, I remember seeing. previews for this. Oh, dude. It's good. It's good. It's good. Then And they're not going to. even show you in even in the trailer, they don't show you the vampire. And. when you when when you do get to see the. dude. it's incredible. That's not real. That. is like some fan-made [ __ ] There's a.

video where you could see him. Um. Google uh Orlok. So much of the [ __ ] on. the internet is [ __ ]. I'll try not to spoil it for. Brian. What what he looks like? It's a big reveal in the movie. I don't know. Really? But it's based on the the image, the way he looks is based on the. original legend of Dracula, which was a. guy named Vlad the Impaler. So Oh, he was real? Yeah. This is what. he looks like in this. No, don't But you. got to see it. Like this is a very.

toned-down version of it. It's incredible. But like if you like a. good scary horror movie, it's the best. vampire movie. a reveal. It's a great reveal. It's really good. And it it they drag it. out. Like you get to see him kind of in the. beginning, and then then eventually you. get to really see him. And you're like, "Oh my god." And this isn't my take. I've heard other people talk about it. like this, but that's the other thing. that made Alien great was like. before it's like you don't always show. the monster. Exactly. Exactly. Cuz like cuz cuz cuz.

cuz like. horror is like seeing the monster and. how much it's going to definitely kill. you. Yes. But like terror is like. knowing that there's some [ __ ] in here. and I don't know what the [ __ ] it is. You need a little foreplay. Yeah, yeah. It's like I walk in. You need foreplay before you get. horrified. Why is Johnson dead? He was I. was just in here with him. What the. [ __ ] Why are the walls built of? You. know, that's the that's the [ __ ] that. makes it good. Exactly. Exactly. And this movie does it. perfect. Jaws. Jaws. That's why Jaws was such a hit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's right. Jaws was great. It still holds up. Predator still You ever seen Predator? Predator holds up. holds up. The first Predator. If it bleeds, we can kill it. No, no. No, my fav- my favorite line is. when is when uh Jesse Ventura? No, no. When they walk into the woods and the. and and the and old boy keeps making. noise, he goes. he goes. "You [ __ ] this motherfucker.". He like he's telling him like, "If you. make If you keep making noise, I'mma. bleed you.". "Ooh, I'mma like leave you out here.". I forget what I forget what the word is. he used, but he was like, "You just like.

you telling everybody where the [ __ ] we. at by the way you moving, talking, tripping, sliding." Yeah, there's. something about that the idea that a. sporting alien would come down and hunt. people that's uniquely scary. So many. iconic scenes in there, too. The um the the joint where the. where the native dude is like, "Fuck. it." Yeah, yeah, yeah. "I'mma take off my [ __ ] I'mma cut my. chest. What's up?" That that's a [ __ ]. dope one. The the one where they where. uh. where Arnold and uh. Apollo Creed where they do this right.

here. Yeah. So this is was wild. That's. a meme now. Yeah. Right? Just But just. their arms. Uh-huh. And and a lot of. people don't even know that that is from. Predator. They just they just see it as. like, "That's the That's the meme.". Right, right, right. Yeah, I've show-. I've tried to show that to one of my. nephews. He was like, "Oh, that's the. uh. that's like the cooperation meme or. whatever the [ __ ] they call it." They. started getting silly with Aliens versus. Predator. Remember that? They were doing. that for a while. There it is. I'm here. for I'm here for that. I'm here. Oh, that's an arm wrestling scene in.

Predator. Yeah. That's it. They're like, "This is how two badasses. say hello." Yeah, they have arm. wrestling in the air. It's so stupid. It's so dumb. No, this movie was the. dialogue is crazy. That's back when Carl Weathers was. jacked. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. know when to quit, huh? You didn't know. when to quit, huh? What is this [ __ ]. tie business? Oh, come on. Forget about. my tie. The way they acted back then was. like it was a different form of. language. It's like it seemed so fake.

Compared like if if that was like a. director today, like the same director. that did Nosferatu, he'd be like, "Cut. Cut.". What are we doing? Uh yeah. Uh are you. guys really meeting each other for the. first time, or is this like a play? Come. on. But also And also it's like Convince. me. Bro, the run that Arnold had Oh, he. did a gang of great movies. Like just. actions like he's the action star. Conan, bro. He did Conan. Conan the Barbarian. You know who was. the best Conan, though? What? Jason Momoa. Jason Momoa did a terrible Conan movie,

but he was the best Conan. Cuz he was. the only Conan that looked like Conan. really looked. Like Conan was like super. muscular, but he wasn't a bodybuilder. He looked like a killer. He looked like. a UFC fighter. He looked like like Jiří. Procházka would be a good Conan. Like. that kind of build. Like a big strong. guy, but not a bodybuilder. And also. it's like the film was more. stylistically appropriate to like the. Conan lore. Well, what do you mean how. Conan looked? In the books. Oh, I didn't know Conan was books.

Oh, dude. I'm a super Conan nerd. I'm a. super nerd. comic book before Yeah. Well, it was a. book. Robert E. Howard, he wrote books. about Conan the Conqueror. And he created this whole like world of. Cimmeria where he's from and. this whole lore of this one usurper who. rises and kills everybody. And that's. Conan. And he he he slays dragons and. monsters and demons and, you know, I think he comes back from the dead at.

one point in time. Like it's the These. are cra- He's the greatest warrior of. all time. what Conan was to me as a kid? It was my. first like John Wick. Right. We were just like, "Oh, this dude. going to [ __ ] everything up." That's how. the books were. Yeah. The books were incredible. The. books were written by a guy who lived. with his mom and committed suicide. So the dude is like he was getting he. wanted his life sucked. He was super. depressed. And he got thrill out of. imagining him being Conan the Barbarian.

and conquering lands and and having sex. with all these beautiful women and. killing sorcerers. They they came up. with after he died? No, they were This is like in the 19. 30s? The 30s is when he wrote it? Yeah. Yeah. It's a long time ago he wrote these. books. And then they turned them into. comic books in the 19. 60s? When did they start making Conan comic. books? So then they had the comic books. And. then they had illustrated books. And.

then um I think that was the first Conan. movie was Arnold. I think he was the. first Conan movie. And then there's been a few attempts. since then, but no one has really. captured the books the like. stylistically except for like the Jason. Momoa movie. But the movie just wasn't. that good. It just wasn't a Someone. needs to do You need like a real like a. Robert Eggers, the guy who did this. Nosferatu movie. That's his name, right?

It's Robert Eggers, right? Who? Sorry. The guy who did the Nosferatu movie. Yes. That guy. If like that guy did a Conan. movie, it would be sick. But it has to. be like a realistic movie. It has to be. a movie of this realistic warrior. encountering these crazy things. It. can't be like cartoonish. It can't be. like I just have to believe this dumb. [ __ ] Mhm. Too much suspension of. disbelief. It's got to be like a wild. movie based The Northman. Oh, The. Northman was amazing. Did you see that?

Yeah, I saw that. That's exactly what I'm talking about. This kind of movie is exactly like what. Conan would have to be. That movie's [ __ ]. great. That's like one of the best. Viking movies, if not the best one ever. dark as hell. Really good movie. Oh, it's There's no. good guys in that movie. That movie's. crazy and probably representative of. real the real life of Vikings, the way. they really lived. Cuz they were [ __ ]. ruthless. That movie's great. But it's also got.

like. supernatural in it. There's a lot of. cool [ __ ] in that movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, they believed in a lot of. supernatural [ __ ] If that guy directed. Conan, holy [ __ ] Then you would get to. see like the real books. Cuz the Robert. E. Howard books were great. So the same. guy that did Nosferatu did Northman? Yes. Oh. Yes. Bro, it's good. It's. [ __ ] good. Nosferatu is one of the. best movies I've seen in a long time. It's great. And it's it's so beautiful. Like the way it's shot, it's so. beautiful. There's this scene when he's.

walking up to the castle. It's the. creepiest setup of all time. It's so. good. I don't want to I don't want to. ruin it. Okay. It's so good. If you like those kind of movies, I love. those kind of movies. I grew up on. monster movies. I grew up on like. you know, that's why I have that. American Werewolf in London out there. I. grew up on all of that. I'm here for monsters, action, revenge. Yeah. That's my kind of movies. Nosferatu. cinematographer promises Robert Eggers. werewolf is unlike anything done before.

Wow. A medieval werewolf movie. Oh, boy. And the primary candidate has never been. used in a film. What does that mean? Maybe the guy that guy that want to lead. it. Oh yeah. or the Perfect. uh. subject like the character of the Oh, wait a minute. So it's a new character. Lighthouse too? Yeah. Wow. That [ __ ] was weird. And The Witch. Wow, that guy's done some. killer [ __ ] movies. I'm excited about. this werewolf movie. I've been saying. that forever. Someone needs to make. another good werewolf movie.

Like that Benicio Del Toro one? Yeah. Specific medieval imagery tale of. werewolfry that's being kept close to. their chest. So it's like a story that. hasn't been made into a movie yet. Yeah, but medieval so like candle light. spooky. It's going to be awesome. Remember the Jack Nicholson werewolf. one? What was that called? Oh yeah, that was. terrible. With the I know. Michelle. Pfeiffer. That was so stupid. They're like, "Ah, look just like a person." I went and saw. that I my family went and saw that and I. went and saw another a different movie. Uh it was the first time that cuz we.

used to it was a like a thing we did. We'd go go to the movies like every. other week. And but and my my my father my step dad. didn't give a [ __ ] about no age limit. and all that. Like you're going to see. what we see. You know, and this was the first time I. was like, "I don't want to see that. shit." And I and I still end up going in. there after my cuz my movie was over. before this. I think I went and saw um. Was it Jack Nicholson or. Short Circuit 2 or something? Like he's going and chasing after this. deer. I'm a wolf. Look, he just looks like a. regular guy. It's so dopey. It's so silly.

Like look at this. They decided to make a horror movie that. wasn't that scary. And he moves like the Six Million Dollar. Man. Look, slow motion jump. Obviously a. stunt man. And he's going to tackle this deer. And I'm supposed to believe this. I'm. supposed to believe that this dude who. just looks like a dude can run faster. than a [ __ ] deer. Look at he's running. It's so dumb. He's flying through the. air. Like how does becoming a human that's.

part wolf make you this fast when you. look exactly the same? No. He's going to He's on a tree. He flies. and he grabs the deer. This is so stupid. It's so stupid. Look at the owl freaking out. This is. crazier. This is crazy. Did you ever see the Benicio Del Toro. one? Uh-uh. There's one good scene. One. good scene when the doctors are. examining him and they're trying to tell.

him that he's out of his [ __ ] mind. and he the doctor speaking in one of. those medical theaters. Like they used. to do in the 1800s and he's explaining. that this person has delusions and they. think they're going to be a wolf and so. we're going to show him by having him. tied to this chair while the moon turns. full and we're going to like cure him of. whatever the [ __ ] is wrong with his. brain. So they have him in this thing. Give me some volume on this. And once Mr. Talbot has witnessed that. the full moon holds no sway over him. that he remains a perfectly ordinary.

human being, he will have taken his first small step. down the long road to mental recovery. I can just feel everybody in this room. about to die. Everybody's going to die. It's great. Oh, this is awesome. He witnessed his mother's. self-mutilations. It's the This young man and his twisted. accepted created a fantastical truth.

that his father is to blame. His. father's a werewolf. Get out. Yeah, it. skipped ahead a little bit. You [ __ ]. Tonight I will kill all of you. I will kill all. of you. Yes, well, as you can see. my country Please do something about it. This is of the mind. existing Kill me. somewhere. Kill me.

To him it seems very real. The subject. Get the [ __ ] out of here, man. What more do you need to see? [Applause].

[Applause]. Doctor! [Music].

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OPEN CUPBOARD, SISTER. It seems to BE LOCKED, SIR. [Music]. [Music].

IT'S A GREAT [ __ ] SCENE. SEE, MY ONLY PROBLEM. GREAT [ __ ] scene. problem with it is it's not a scary. enough wolf. It's not. Everything else is great. It's not like American Werewolf in. London. It's too much like The Wolfman, which is what it was kind of based on. like an updated version of The Wolfman. It's more like uh The same guy who did. that makeup, by the way, did the. American Werewolf in London. That was. Rick Baker. like the Teen Wolf wolf. Was right? Was. it Was Rick Baker that did that, right?

Yeah, Rick Baker. So the thing is though. it was not CGI. And that's what they. were trying to achieve Mhm. because like. there's a difference in the way it. looks. When it's a dude with a mask on, it looks more realistic. Like it doesn't. take you out of it. And there's. something about CGI. that even if the wolf looks good, it. takes you out of it. Like The American. Werewolf in London, you didn't get to. see [ __ ] for like a long time. Like it. was deep into that movie you saw flashes. of the wolf. Until it was in Piccadilly Square and it. started like killing people. Remember. that? It's been a long time since I've. seen that movie. The guy turns into a.

werewolf in the movie theater. He goes. to a dirty movie theater. So he's in. this dirty movie theater and they're. playing porno films and he's talking to. his dead friend and he's telling him. he's got to kill himself. He's going to. become a wolf and kill people. And his. friend is like rotting. It's hilarious. It's very funny. And he turns into the. wolf in the movie theater, kills. everybody and then bursts out onto the. street, starts killing people in. traffic. And I do remember like a there's a scene. with a subway scene, right? Yes, there's a subway scene where. there's a businessman he's trying to get. away and he sees it like creeping up on.

him. That's a good scene too because you. barely see the wolf. You see this guy. running and you you know that it's. coming after him. You see the terrified. look in his face. At the end of the. scene, you see the wolf enter into the. frame at the bottom of the escalator. where this guy's like completely. exhausted and sliding down this. escalator. Bro, you you know the. scariest movie I've seen recently I. don't know if maybe scariest the right. word, but it was the sequel to X. The sequel to X? And I'm forgetting the name of it. Yeah, not Malcolm X but like.

it's the same but the same girl played. in both movies. You know what I'm. talking about? It's called uh. Like she was like a Okay, yeah. So the. sequel to this movie. So what is X? It's about like uh. It's a slasher film? Yeah, it's a slasher film. Yeah. Ooh. And the the but the sequel to it I cuz I. never saw that when I saw this. Okay. haven't seen X. So X. X scene? Maxine with two X's? Three X's? No, no. That's not it. It's not Maxine. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I had the.

screen up. [ __ ] My bad. No, that's not it. said was a sequel right here. No. No, it's a It's got that same girl in. it. Who's the Who's the No, who's the. star of this? Pearl. That's what I mean. Also Pearl was a prequel. Oh, okay. I didn't realize. Okay, so so. Pearl came out I saw Pearl before I I. haven't seen any of the rest of these. This [ __ ] is. I liked it. And she's a serial killer? She's She's insane. But it's like you kind of know she's the. monster the whole time.

But she doesn't become monstrous. It's. the kind of the same thing. And she's. cute? Yeah, she's cute. She's adorable. um at first glance. [Music]. I want to be special dancing up on the. screen like the pretty girls in the. pictures. [Music]. I will not let you leave this farm. again.

[Music]. Don't worry, there may be something real. wrong with me. Rumor has it they only take one gal per. town. We're looking for someone with X factor. It has to be me. How about a film nobody else has seen? Is it legal? It will be eventually. [Music].

I know what I've done. You got to do something to fix this. mistake. Terrible, awful, murderous thing. [Music]. [Applause]. I want to be loved from as many people. as possible. But truth is I'm not really a good. person. Jesus Christ. Yeah, bro. Like you want to talk about. like a. Like this This looks psychotic. Like this [ __ ] is just slipping in the. insanity further and deeper and deeper.

and deeper. I just don't think you should show this. to America right now. You know what I'm saying? Like after. Luigi, after people celebrated Luigi, we. don't want to like glorify people that. just go on killing rampages. It wasn't a rampage. In fact, that you. know, that's the thing that's the thing. I respect more is that like the people. that like shoot up a place Mhm. It's. like. It's like if you mad at somebody, go. after them. Why you killing people that. got nothing to do with your beef? Right? At least At least he was like.

specific. like That's another one. That's been memory holed. The New. Orleans guy just ran over all those. people. What New Orleans guy? You didn't hear about this? No. This was uh how long ago, Jamie? That's the thing. New Year's Eve, they. were like within 8 hours of each other. This and the. So this New Orleans guy turns down. Bourbon Street and just runs people. over. Ran over like 200 people. Bunch of people got [ __ ] up. Bunch of. people died. How many people died? I. think at least 14 last. I think like 200 people were injured. Wow. 14 people dead. Four more.

a Cybertruck, too? Yeah, and he was also. No, he was Yeah, sorry, not a. Cybertruck. But he was also uh one of. the guys from Fort Bragg. Like we were talking about it yesterday. with Mezger. Mezger, will you believe in. conspiracies? Bro, Mezger will take you. down some rabbit holes. He just hit you with so many though. in a row. I can't even get Like that's. like his. Oh, you didn't know? his entertainment. Oh, yeah. It's his life. Yeah, and I'm. on the complete opposite end of the. spectrum. Exactly. I like to hear people that's into it.

talk about it. But I'm But I'm never. going to go look it up. Yeah, well, he. luckily, you know, Kurt gets it. If you. like, "Dude, I can't right now." Like. he'll stop. If you say, "I can't I can't. do this right now. I got to go on stage. in 5 minutes. I can't hear how many. people Hillary Clinton killed." Well, I. I think he's he probably is is abreast. at every conspiracy theory. Right, but he believes a bunch of them. that are kooky. He He and I have had. some conversations about ones I'm like, "Wait, what What Why do you believe. that?". That one doesn't make any sense. Because. the primary belief is that the official.

story is [ __ ]. 100%. So if you if This is probably true a lot. of the time. the way you run into logical trouble is. is like just cuz they lying don't mean. that. the first alternative that people give. you is the truth. Right. Like some kooky. YouTube video. Yeah. That's got it. broken down. It's like, "They don't want. you to know." I saw Bro, have you Did. you see this [ __ ] Um you know Godfrey? The the comic? Yeah. So he had um I. forget the name of the scientist, but he. had like. a scientist come on and debate Lord.

Jamar. Lord Jamar is a flat-earther. And it didn't go It didn't go well. Of. course it didn't. You know. That doesn't make any sense. Was that that Professor Dave guy? Professor Yeah, Professor Dave. Yeah, Professor Dave's done a quite a. few of those. He's doing the world of a. nice favor. Yeah, but it's like but but. bro, imagine imagine that being your. whole life is just opposition. Well, to what? To bad science. It's to people. getting led down a bad road and. believing something that's uniquely.

preposterous. No, but you know like the earth is flat. You know Christopher Hitchens, right? Sure. He made his whole career like. debating Christians and Muslims and He. would like go to their churches and. debate their leaders. Right. And somebody asked him one time like, "Hey, if you could if you could snap. your fingers. and make all religion just go away. Like. would you do that?" And he was like, "Honestly, no. Cuz I just like arguing. with them too much.". You know, or something to that effect. Those weren't his exact words, but it. was like I think I think.

I think you I think you got to be a. special kind of person to be like, "No, I want. all the smoke. I want to I want to argue. directly with people that I don't think. Well, Christopher Hitchens was uniquely. brilliant. And he was so good at forming. arguments and sentences. And he was His. grasp of the language was so expert. He. was a great speaker. Amazing. Amazing. speaker. So that he would have these. conversations with these people and. they'd be like woefully underprepared. And they just they couldn't handle He. also has an incredible amount of.

knowledge when it comes to religion. Whether it's Christianity or Islam and. and he'll call out everything that has. ever happened that's terrible that every. one of them has done. And he He knows. that information at the tip of his. fingers at any given time. I I grew up religious and he was the one. that made me be like, "Uh He makes some very very very. compelling logical arguments. It's also. the problem with religion is that. there's so many of them, too, and. they're so different. And they all think. that they have the right one. That That's the real problem. But I.

think the desire for religion seems to. be a part of the structure of our. thinking. It's like one of those things. that reoccurs everywhere there's groups. of people. There's a desire for meaning. And then there's a connection to a. higher power that we all seem to agree. is not just likely, but you feel its. presence every now and then. But But. also it's like the we we're. puzzle-solving creatures. So it's like. the. the need to have an answer to the. puzzles. Oh, yeah. What's up,

to have a daddy. We always want someone. who is above us. Whether it's the. president or the mayor or your father, whoever it is. You You want some person. who's looking out for you and it is it. is watching over everything and has a. plan for all of. your god gets home, young man. Yeah, wait until you God is watching, you jerk off. Oh, man. That That [ __ ] me up for a little. while when I was like, you know, Cuz God was watching all the time. Cuz we used to go when I was little, we. I would get There was a church that was. also a school.

Like they were a Christian school, but. on Sunday they used the school buses to. go pick up kids. Just like school, but. it was for church. Mhm. And. And you know, we got sent to that, you. know. It wasn't even the church my. grandmother went to. She just sent us to. this one. What is better? An overly religious. childhood or a childhood filled with. crime and violence? Clearly overly religious. Right? That's. better. Cuz you can learn your way out of some. stupid [ __ ] that they talked you into. when you were young, depending on what. the religion is.

But. crime and violence gets you killed, someone else gets killed, you go to. jail. It's not good. Like it's. definitely better in terms of like what. is more compatible with society to grow. up very religious with very strict. rules. And then maybe as you get older, you. sort of recognize that. I mean, doesn't it depend on which. religion? It does. It definitely does. Yeah. It definitely. does. I mean, you have some religions. where you get a gang of wives. Woo! You. got a It. It sounds like more trouble than it's.

worth. Yes. Well, that's the reason why the Mormons. moved to Mexico. They moved to Mexico. What you mean? You don't know about that? They They're not in Utah no more? Listen, when. Mitch uh. What's his name? The [ __ ] guy ran for president. Oh, um Rob Mit Romney. Mit. That's why I was [ __ ] up. Mit. Romney. Mit Romney's dad was born in. Mexico. So his dad couldn't be. president. But Mit was born in America. Mit Romney's family was Mormon and they.

moved to Mexico in the 1800s because of. religious persecution. And part of that. was polygamy. They made polygamy illegal. So these. guys were like, "Fuck it. This is like. the 1800s. They're like Mexico ain't no. different than America in the 1800s. Before cars, everyone's on a horse. You. got a house. Whatever. Same [ __ ] Let's. go to Mexico." So they went to Mexico. And to this day they have giant Mormon. compounds in Mexico. And then recently. there was a situation where like they're.

armed to protect themselves against the. cartel. It's like wild [ __ ] goes down. And one of I think it was like. a family was killed. I think it might. have been an accident that the cartel. mistook them for someone else or someone. did And there there was like this real. problem. get revenge? I don't know what happened. I don't remember how the story went. down, but I remember it was a big. international story. And then everybody. was like, "Wait, what's going on? There's giant camps of armed Mormons in. Mexico?" Yo, they don't [ __ ] around.

Like why did they Why did they move to. Mexico? And that's why they moved to. Mexico. Cuz they have religious freedom. They They don't [ __ ] around. They They. can't be in the forefront. I bet you the Mormons got an app. Oh, they probably have an app. Yeah, like But like um. that's the story, right? That they were. killed by the cartel. I think it was a. woman and her child was killed by the. cartel. Six children, three women. Six. children. Oh my god. Oh my god. Attacking a group of Mormon families in. Mexico. So nine women Scroll back up. Uh nine women and children from a Mormon.

community in Mexico were killed while. traveling in the three-car caravan south. of the US-Mexico border on Monday. Three women and six children, all with. dual US-Mexican citizenship, were killed. in the attack, Security Minister Alfonso. Durazo said at a news conference. Tuesday. Here's what we know about the. attack. The victims were all shot while. in the vehicles while driving. Um Investigators believe the three. vehicles traveling between the Mexican. states of Sonora and Chihuahua were. ambushed by criminal groups Monday, Mexican authorities said. Women and.

children between 14 years old and 10. months were massacred, burned alive, LeBaron said. "Mothers were screaming. for the fire to stop. They were driving. together for safety reasons," said. Kendrick Lee Miller, whose sister-in-law was killed in the. attack. The family was supposed to go to. Miller's wedding next week in La Mora, she said. Wow. How she know they was screaming? She Was she there? I don't know, man. I. don't think everybody died. Five. children who were hospitalized in Tucson. will survive, while Jessup, whose son. married Donna Langford's daughter, told.

CNN. uh Willie Jessup, excuse me. Uh three of. the children have very serious injuries, but two others could be discharged soon. And they weren't connected to that dope. [ __ ] They got to be. Well, I don't. know. I don't know. They said it was a. mistake of mistaken identity. But they. always say that. Cuz listen, this is why. that don't make sense to me. Oh no no. no, they don't say that. It says it's. not clear if the attacks were. specifically targeted or if the family. was a case of mistaken identity. You. don't accidentally shoot the wrong. caravan. I mean, what's the chances that. there's another caravan look just like.

yours? Well, here's what it says. It. said Castaneda said there were. long-standing tensions between the. families and the cartels. He said one of. the women killed was an activist and. there were frictions over water rights. Oh Jesus Christ. Ooh, scary dog. Um scary. Scary for whoever live down there. Yeah. I feel pretty safe where I'm at. Yeah, but imagine living in a place that's. controlled by the cartel. Like, you. know, the government has its faults in.

the United States, but it's a superior. system. But hasn't the Mexican government like. started cracking down on the cartel? Uh. I don't know. They did that [ __ ]. somewhere. I mean, I'm pretty sure the. dude is a a dictator. But he just he just locked everybody up. Venezuela? Is it Venezuela? Yeah, they just they they literally. imprisoned all the gang members. They just locked every single Even if he. was a if he was associated. They made these giant prisons and they. just filled the prisons up with gang. members and the stop the crime just. stopped. Mhm. But that was the immediate effect. Is that still the case now? I don't.

know. It's a good question. Like, you know, is that what they're going to. do forever? They're just going to keep. these guys in that cage for the rest of. their lives? That's expensive. It is expensive, but. is it less expensive than letting them. wreak havoc and ruin your entire. community? I don't know. It's a very totalitarian thing. That depends on who you give a [ __ ]. about. Well, it also depends on like how. many of those people were set up. How. many of those people weren't actually in. a gang? How many of those people were. like maybe somebody doesn't like you? I. mean, probably a little bit of that. going on. In that type of situation. where it's like a drastic change and. they're rounding up hundreds of.

thousands of people. Right. There's. going to be a couple of revenge joints. slipped in there. Oh damn, sorry Jorge, I accidentally put. Yeah, crazy. Oh, El Salvador. It's not It's not. Venezuela. It's El Salvador. Look at. that. Oh my god. They just said [ __ ] it. We're just going. to take crime down to zero. So it's just. life in prison? Well, you know what, man? I mean, is this better? It seems like it's. better than having the criminals run. society and kill everybody. I mean, but.

at least like give them all some. bicycles, provide them free power or. something. I mean, what have they done, you know? But also, if you grow up in that. community, what are you going to do? Like if you grow up and your whole. family's involved in the gangs, like. what do you do? Like you're you're. literally guilty by birth. You know, if you grow up in those. communities and that's all they've been. doing forever, what do you do? What do you do, you know? How do you. sustain that, too? Right. I guess if you. have enough money because now you don't. have to fight crime anymore. So now everybody's locked up.

It's dark. just going to be new criminals. What What could fix the world, Brian. Simpson? Is it going to be technology? Is it going to be mushrooms? You know my. stance. We done. Yeah. Nothing's going to fix this [ __ ] bro. We're cooked. We passed the point of no return. But. why do you think that though? Because. people can exist in small groups. together in harmony. Why can't they. exist together in large groups in. harmony? Because I think people people are less. intelligent in. in the way in large groups. The larger.

the group, the dumber the the dumber the. average IQ, I bet. Like if in terms of. like how people behave. Well, I think also in large groups, you. don't have to think as much because. things are like set up for you. Yeah. And it's just because you know how. I know we're doomed? Okay. Online. gaming. When you go go play a team I'm playing. this Marvel Rivals [ __ ] everybody's. playing now. But it's like try to get. matched up randomly with five other. people and get everybody to cooperate. And the how often you come across people. that are just completely selfish to the.

point where like they'll lose they'll. lose on purpose. They like and they they. take the penalty for losing, too, but. just to ruin your day. But that's just randoms that you're. meeting online though. Right, but I mean. You got to cultivate. You see or you see how people. communicate? And obviously the gaming is. a certain demographic, but I just mean. incels It just reminds me No, no, it's. not No, it's not incels. It's regular. people out there that's just act like. [ __ ] when they when they're. anonymous, right? Cuz they can. Yeah. So. people people will do selfish Or you see. these you see these game shows where. it's like.

you know, it's that whole what's it called? The. prisoner's dilemma or whatever where. it's like we could all win or I could. win. And how often do you see people. just go. All the time. All of y'all. And and they. probably encourage you to do it cuz it. makes you good TV. So look, and I know. look, I there's good people out there. I. meet extraordinary people all the time. Now, especially now that I live here. I. meet people all the time that's like, "Wow, you. like if it was more people like you, we. would be good, but it's so little people. like you." Right, but how many people. like that do you know now? You know a. lot, right? You know a lot more. Not not enough. Yeah, but you know a lot.

more. And the key is just to try to. limit your associations with people who. aren't exceptional. Try to be. exceptional, first of all, to attract. exceptional exceptional people and then. kind of like encourage. other you got to surround yourself with. people that are cool. Like surround. yourself with people that are. interesting. Surround yourself with. people that are exceptional. It gives. you like energy in this life. It gives. you like motivation. Yeah, but then you. got to make new friends. I'm not I'm not with that either. Some.

friends are worth making. Some new. friends are worth making. But I know what you're saying. I know. what you're saying. You know what it is? I can make a new. I'm very emotionally unavailable. So I. just need friends that don't need that. You know what I mean? That's interesting you say that because. you're very friendly. I don't know why. you think you're emotionally. unavailable. I think you just don't like. to be bothered by nonsense that people. could fix on their own. There you go. I'm very easily irritated. Yeah, but it's not you're not. emotionally unavailable. Like when we. talk about stuff, like everybody talks. about stuff in the green room. You're. like one of the most like honest people.

But not But not. maybe emotionally unavailable is not the. right word, but I'm very I. I feel very much burdened by unexpected. obligations. Yeah. So like if you hit me with some. last-minute [ __ ] Get out of here. or you. like or you or you constantly need me. cuz I'll be there for you. But if you're. constantly needing stuff and it's get to. the Exactly. But you you got to realize that's a. transactional situation then. That's a. bad situation. That's not a situation. You you haven't surrounded yourself with. people that are like autonomous. Yeah.

Yeah. There's a lot of people that. aren't. They like need friends for. everything they do and they can't make. decisions They don't get their [ __ ]. together. Bro, you know what? I I love. being by myself. I love I love going to. a restaurant alone. I love company, too, but I'll go to the movies alone. I I love I like being alone. I like. shopping alone. But you have a balance. But you spend enough time in front of. like thousands of people. Cuz you know. what I don't like? I don't like. variables. It's like the more people the. more people that come, the more [ __ ]. could switch up, the more [ __ ] could go. wrong. That's true. Oh, yeah.

And also you get like all these social. dynamics at play when there's a bunch of. people together. Like look like we've. How many How many times have we eaten. dinner? Would you What would you say is the. perfect amount of people to bring to. dinner? It depends. There was this one. time, I don't want to say the time, but. where there was a bunch of us and a. bunch of other people and it really. helped that there was a bunch of us cuz. we all huddled up together. Oh, right right right. Remember that. time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, and don't. forget Vegas was great. It was a lot of. people at that table there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But we knew all those people. Right right right. You know, those are. all people who are like close friends.

It was a It was a good time. It was It. wasn't like there was no social dynamics. at play. You know, when we're all hanging out, it's generally just fun. There's no like. one person's trying to get to the top. are different. Yeah. But I say but just. but six is for me. Six is a good number. If I hear that it's going to be more. than six, now it's like it's going to be. separate conversations and there's going. to be And what if Bob can't drink? What. if Bob starts drinking and he gets real. loud? Right. And then you want you. need vegan options.

And you know. Someone's non-gluten. Gluten-free, please. Do you have a. gluten-free menu? Yeah, but but yeah. yeah. I just I don't like being. in big groups. Right. I know what you. mean. I get it. I get it. It's like, you know, like you when. you're group of people and then one. person has a friend that they tell you. is cool. Oh, yeah. Don't worry, Bob's. cool. Like bro, my my middle my middle. name could be who all going to be there. Right. You don't invite me to something. cuz cuz even now like my like Derek and. them, they'll invite me to stuff even. though they know I'm not coming. Right.

Oh, yeah yeah. Dude, come to the Nah, I'm good. But that's also like a. reflection on your sense of humor cuz. you're always finding things that are. stupid in everything. Your. Your act is essentially Let me tell you. about some stupid [ __ ]. I know. It's a It's a It's a gift and a. curse. Oh, it's a gift. That's what I say. Like ignorance is. bliss. If you When you notice too much, you. can't be happy. You can't possibly be. happy. Or you got to distract yourself with. like you can be happy for a second when.

you're on on a drug or having a good. time. Right. But eventually you go. Yeah. How did that [ __ ] helicopter. crash into a plane? Yeah, you think you think about all. these different variables. You know, I. used to say that to my students when. they they would fight because a lot of. them that were really smart, I would. notice they would be much more nervous. Wait, what did you teach? than the dumb. kids. Martial arts. What do you mean? Uh my Of course it's martial arts, but.

my dumb ass my mind went to like you. you been teaching in a classroom like. with a professor. Oh, and they would. fight? No. Oh, yeah. No no no, I mean I. take them to tournaments. So I had. students that I would take to. tournaments. And um the really smart. ones would be the most scared. And I. would have to tell them, "It's because. you're smart. The reason why you're. scared is cuz you're aware of all the. variables and you know you're. vulnerable. Whereas dumb people don't. think that. They're overconfident and. they're not aware of all the variables. But you can overcome this. I'll be like, I did it, too. I have the same feeling.

I don't want to do it. It's stupid. Why. am I doing this? Why am I risking my. health? Why am I risking my safety? You. have all those thoughts that are going. to go in your head, but you're going to. learn something about yourself from. doing this. And you're smart and that's. why you're nervous and you should be. nervous cuz it'll help you. It'll help you move faster. I used to use Cus D'Amato's expression. Like Cus D'Amato had this great thing. that he told Mike Tyson. He said, "Fear is like a fire. It can cook your food if you can control. it or it could burn your house down.". That's what it's like. It's like that. But the intelligent people are the ones.

that are aware of it. The intelligent. people are the ones that often times. struggle the most with overcoming. anxiety to compete. Because they're. aware of the how [ __ ] dangerous this. actually is. They're not blissfully. unaware like a [ __ ] who's walking into. a cage fight not knowing they might get. knocked the [ __ ] out. You know, "Not. going to happen to me, bro." There's a. lot of those "Not going to happen to me, bro" guys. Yeah, but you you can still. be world champion and be that person. Oh, well, if you're gifted. Right. If you're gifted and if you're. genetically gifted, you know, and if. you're you're driven and you really work.

hard and you enjoy it, yeah, you you. could get pretty far with. Now, you you're not going to talk well. You're not going to speak well and like. at the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At the end. it's going to be rough. Cuz it's amazing to me like that that's. another thing like when we we talk about. like legacy and stuff like that, but but. MMA-wise Jon Jones is like the. equivalent to Floyd Mayweather in terms. of like how little damage he's taken. over Yes, there was a few fights where. they were real rough. The Dominick Reyes. fight was real rough. He got hit a bunch. of times in that fight. fight. He got caught a few times by Lyoto.

Machida before he put him to sleep. Lyoto was catching him a few He hit him. with one big left hand. Rashad Evans. clipped him with a big right hand. But for the most part Jon is the very. best at utilizing distance and also. having a strategy. He said that was the hardest he ever got. hit, Rashad. Rashad? Yeah, well, Rashad. knocked. Chuck Liddell out cold with that punch. Remember? Yeah. Out cold. One shot. Was. that the first time that Chuck Liddell. got knocked out? No. Chuck Liddell had gotten stopped by. Rampage in Pride. Okay. And then Chuck Liddell I mean, he.

he'd been stopped a few times. No, I mean like but at the time of his. rise. Um no, because um Rampage stopped him. during his rise. Like Rampage stopped him when the UFC. when he was a champ in the or maybe he. wasn't a champ. He was like. the best guy or one of like cuz like. Tito was the champ for a little before. Chuck fought Tito. And everybody knew. that Chuck was going to beat Tito. It. was one of those things where like this. is a bad match-up cuz Chuck is a really. good wrestler and just a ferocious. striker. Ferocious and so aggressive and.

it just nasty power and just would throw. himself into the wars. Throw himself. He. had an iron chin. So you just [ __ ] you. We just throw himself and really. skillful, too, man. Like underrated. skills, but just a desire for the. firefight that was like nobody else. But. Rampage beat him. Rampage stopped him in. Pride. So they had an exchange where. they were going to send UFC fighters. over to um over to Pride to fight the. best Pride guys. And Chuck was one of. the best UFC guys. And Rampage stopped.

him. And uh Chuck fought Alistair. Overeem and Alistair Overeem was doing. really well, but uh Alistair Damn. Chuck. stopped Alistair. Just that beast. though. Rampage used to have a head much. bro, this is when Chuck was Chuck, right? This is not like uh past his. prime Chuck. This is like in his prime. Chuck. But Rampage was [ __ ]. ferocious. He was so good. And Pride had. knees to the head on the ground, all. this [ __ ]. And uh Rampage eventually I believe he. stopped him with like body shots on the.

ground if I remember correctly. I remember he just beat him up and then. they stopped the fight. I think he just got on top of him at one. point in time. It was a grueling [ __ ]. fight though, but. I think this is like the end of it right. here. He was just beating him down and. eventually they stopped the fight. So. these punches to the face and then just. dig into the body. that referee is. I know. And then it looks like he got on top of. him. Yeah, he got full mount and then. they stopped the fight.

Yeah. That was Rampage in his prime. Rampage. in his prime was [ __ ] I saw a. video of somebody talking [ __ ] to him on. like one of the young fighters now. talking [ __ ] to him. was Kevin Holland. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Kevin Holland and him had some. sort of a disagreement. Yeah, so they don't get that he don't. get like legend status like where you. got to let it slide? I don't know. Young guys are you know. how they are. But cuz that's like that's. like if like if Randy Couture say. something out of pocket when you're a. new Right, right, right. to let it.

slide. He's a legend. Rampage is a. legend. You know, it's like there's a. lot of guys you just he just. you know, when you talk about B.J. Penn, talk about him with respect. Yeah, cuz. it cuz it cuz also like it do- it. doesn't it doesn't look good. No. You. arguing with with. Especially like I'll fight you right now. like that kind of [ __ ] Right. That's. not a good look, bro. Yeah. Especially the guy like paved the. way. Like Rampage was This was like when. Rampage fought Chuck, what year was. that? Was that like 2003? What year was that? I'm going to guess. I'm going to guess '05. Was it 2007? Oh,

wait, this is in the UFC though. That. Pride fight was different. Yeah, the well, Rampage knocked Chuck. out. like '05 probably. In the UFC, too. Rampage caught Chuck with a a right. hook. 2003. So then they fought again in 2007. Is that when it happened? Show that one. Uh yeah, Rampage knocked out Wanderlei. Silva. He lost to Wanderlei Silva twice though, brutally in in the in Pride. The one of the fights was [ __ ].

brutal. Brutal. Brutal knockout. He got. kneed in the face and went through the. ropes unconscious. So this is uh Chuck and Rampage in the. UFC. This is when Rampage won the title. And you know, Chuck had already fought. him once and got stopped, so he was. wary. But this This is this is way past. his prime Chuck, right? No, he was in his prime, man. He was. still in his prime. He was the champion. Chuck was the champion at this point in. time. But but Rampage was [ __ ] good, man.

He was [ __ ] good. And just so. dangerous. Boom. [Applause]. And I was saying he's the funniest guy. in MMA. He's very funny. I actually. interviewed him on I did that UFC show. for a while. I forget what it was. called. But it was a we hung out together. We. rolled. We did jiu-jitsu. Went and got something to eat. But he's very funny, dude. He used to. have this crazy monster truck.

There it is. Boom. [Applause]. That's how he won the title. Yeah, it was awesome. Chuck's confused, but you know, that's. what happens when you get knocked out. You don't know what the [ __ ] happened. You think you're fine. Really? Yeah, you. don't know what happened. You get shut. off. You're like, "What happened?" Like. sometimes guys get shut off and then. they they dive for the the referee's.

legs and they think they're still. fighting. They take the referee down. I've seen them do swinging at the ref. Oh, yeah. They don't know what's. happening. I mean, a lot of these guys are on like. full fight or flight after they get. tagged. They're just in it's just chaos. They don't know what they're seeing. Referees get hit all the time. Yeah, that's why I was like, "Look how. tiny You see how tiny that [ __ ]. was? Like what you going to do? What are. you What are you stopping in there?". Right. How are you going to get Rampage. off of Chuck Liddell? I was like Herb. Dean like dive at [ __ ] and move. them. Well, you need you got Herb's a. big guy. You know, that's what you want.

Or a strong person. Like you have to. have like physical strength. Well, imagine like Francis is fighting. If Francis fights, how are you going to. get Francis off somebody? Like how are you even going to move him? And and it's like there's no way that. like Herb Dean stronger than Francis. Ngannou. Impossible. But it's like but. you got to be strong enough that they. feel you. Like so they snapped him out. of it, you know? Yeah, you can't be 125 lbs and and. refereeing that fight. I thought that. was a woman at first. Mark Goddard's good, too. He's a big. dude. Mark Goddard? Yeah, he's great for. those big fights cuz he's he's big. Oh, you've seen Mark.

He's one of the best referees. The best. referees, I mean, there's quite a few of. them um that are really, really good, but I would say the gold standard is. Herb. He's the gold standard. And Big. John when he was doing it, he was the. gold standard. Yeah, he does uh commentary now. John. does commentary. Well, he's doing it for. Bellator, but I think Bellator is now no. longer. So he has has a podcast with. Josh Thomson. It's really good. Steve Mazzagatti. Yeah. What happened to. him? Does he still referee? I don't. know. I haven't seen him in a while. Cuz. then I saw him at a kickboxing event.

many years later after the UFC. dude is never going to work again. Like that's wild [ __ ] to say in the. meeting. Yeah. People make mistakes. You know. Yeah, but what did he What was. his [ __ ] up though? He He [ __ ] up bad, right? up a few of them. There was a few of. those guys that [ __ ] up a few too many. fights and then they just you know, you. just can't after a while. We need. someone reliable. And when you got a guy. like Mark Goddard who almost never [ __ ]. Everybody is going to [ __ ] up. They have. the second hardest job. The first. hardest job is the fighter. Second. hardest job is the referee. Right. Third.

hardest job is probably the judge. My job's easy. Yeah, and the and the ref the refs they. can only see from one angle. Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh, we miss [ __ ] all the time and. we have monitors. At least the the refs. have or excuse me, the um. the judges have monitors now. They. didn't used to have monitors. In the. early days we had to fight to get them. monitors. We're like, "We should be able. to show them stuff in the replay that. the crowd is seeing." Cuz sometimes you. think a guy got knocked down, but he. didn't. He just tripped.

Right, right, right. And it looks like. he got knocked down, but it really he. just got punched on the shoulder and. they just fell down. That happened in. that fight with Islam Makhachev and uh. Moicano. Moicano caught him with a right. hand. It looked like he hit him. We. thought he dropped him, but really what. happened is he kind of hit him in like. the shoulder and they tripped legs. together and Islam fell down. And then. Islam got what we thought he was hurt. So, if you were judging that, I mean, Islam finished him in the first round. He subbed him in the first round. So, it.

didn't matter. But, if you saw that. fight and if that went to the distance. and you said, "Oh my god, he's hurting. him. He's he's he's rocking him on the. feet." You would maybe score that round. for Moicano. When if you saw the replay, you go, "Oh, he didn't rock him. He just. slipped.". So, if you don't have a monitor Can they. hear you also? No, they shouldn't be. able to hear us because It's biased. Yeah, maybe we frame it in a way that's. different than the way they think it. The whole reason to have three different. points of views is to have three. different expert perspectives. You don't.

want them hearing what me and DC are. saying. You want them like watching the fight. Cuz if we're on someone's nuts, you. know, and then this guy is like, "Oh, he. definitely's winning." You know, and. maybe people at home are like, "Fuck. you, the other guy was winning." Like. there's a few of those fights. Yeah, some were. it it has It's been a while. No, it. hasn't. Since it was like a really. questionable one. You know what's an. interesting one? Not a questionable one, but an interesting one is Merab versus. Umar. So, Merab Dvalishvili and Umar. Nurmagomedov, they go to the distance, five-round fight. Merab winds up winning.

a decision. Those are on the same card. Yeah. Amazing fight. Amazing fight. Probably. the best 135-lb title fight in the. history of the sport. It was incredible. It was so well-matched. They went back. and forth. Umar apparently broke his. hand in the first round, was still. throwing it for the whole fight. He took. He went up taking Merab down and nobody. expected that. He got Merab's back. Yeah, I remember He won the first two. rounds and the the question is the third. round. And so, I watched it a couple of. times and me and John Anik and Daniel. Cormier have been going back and forth.

with text about this. I was like, "Man, that third round is so close. It's so. close. I could see judges giving it to. Umar. He landed more strikes on the. feet. He did get one takedown. Merab got. a couple takedowns, but he didn't do. much with the takedown. But, Daniel had. a really good point that at the end of. it Merab's was accelerating and it. looked like Umar was starting to get. tired. See, I thought See, I tuned in at. that point. I started that pay-per-view. at that third round. Yeah. So, I hadn't seen the previous two.

rounds. But, at the end of the third round, Umar. has Merab's back. He's behind him and. he's controlling him against the cage. And he had went up taking Merab down at. one point in time. So, it's like. he landed a lot of strikes on the feet. Like probably did more actual damage, but Merab did take him down more and. Merab was pushing the pace and Merab did. also land shots. Like it was close. It's. the third round. That's the real close. one cuz I gave the first two rounds to. Umar.

And then you get into the third, you're. like, "Ooh, that's the one. That one's. close." Because the fourth and the fifth. were clearly Merab was coming on strong. Merab was like put It was a It was. astonishing, his endurance. And. astonishing, his [ __ ] cardiovascular. system is off the charts. It was a good. ass fight. His cardio is [ __ ]. insanity. It's insanity. It's like. Michael Chandler. But, I would be very happy to see that. fight again. Very happy. I never see. Michael Chandler get tired. Incredible. Like remember his last fight when.

he lost. Yeah. Yeah, but he's he's in there standing up. with a [ __ ] on his back in the. last round. Yeah. Like I never see him get tired. No, he's an animal. Well, he trains like. nobody. I mean, his his strength and. conditioning routines, you can watch. them online. They're [ __ ] crazy. Um Cam Hanes went and trained with him. once. Said he's a The guy's a maniac. But, that's his weapon. Like to have. that kind of cardio, that kind of. discipline to have that kind of cardio, that work ethic. It's also the work. ethic, man. You have to have that work. ethic cuz you He's been doing it for a.

long time and to still have that work. ethic. I mean. Even the best the best people in. the world, they get tired of it, you. know? Yeah, he's not tired of it, man. He's definitely not tired of it. He's. still excited. I mean, Oliveira's one of. the best in the world. He had Oliveira. hurt in that third round. He had him. hurt. Like he had some moments in that. third round where you're like, "Holy. [ __ ] Like this is a real fight." And. Oliveira is as good as it gets. He's one of the best submission artists. in the history of the sport and he. couldn't get him. Yeah. Got him in the first fight,

though. First fight he KO'd him, remember? He. hit him with that clean left hook. remember. Chandler had him real hurt in the first. round. Rocked. On the on his back. fighting him off in the first round. And. then they start the second round, Chandler moves straight to him and. Oliveira just pieces him up. Oh, yeah. I do remember. Yeah, I do. remember. Ooh, he hit him with a clean left hook. It was clean. I was there. You might have been there. Yeah, man. We we man, yeah, we had some. good ass fights this year. And now oh. and and now. Crawford's about to fight.

Yes, he's going to fight Canelo. Oh, man. I just hope he's big enough. I hope he's big enough to keep that dude. off him cuz Canelo hits so hard, man. That's one dude that like I believe all. the [ __ ] he be talking. Crawford? Yeah. Oh, he's good. He don't just be saying [ __ ] They they. tried to say that like Errol Spence was. damaged because of what Crawford did to. him cuz he was damaged from the the car. accident. I'm like, "Maybe or maybe. Crawford would have done that 3 years. ago.". I think he's that good. He's just so skillful. He's so slick.

And when he gets And he's also the best. guy in the sport at switch-hitting. He'll go from southpaw to orthodox and. be just as good and trip you up. Like. you're thinking he's going to start. southpaw, he starts orthodox. You. prepare for orthodox, he's fighting. southpaw. He feels like he's got you. timed better orthodox, he'll switch it. up. He's super accurate. Oh, he just knows so much about boxing, about where to be and what's coming and. He makes it just He makes it He's a He's. a strategist that's also entertaining.

Yeah. You know what I mean? He's like. artist. Like remember like a young like a young. B-Hop? Yeah. It was like just just so sharp and made. it look almost entertaining, you know. what I mean? Roy Jones in his prime. It was art. You. were watching art. He's piecing up. people. It was an art form. All right, Brian Simpson. Let's wrap. this [ __ ] up. Bring it home. Everybody, you BS comedian on Twitter, BS comedian on Instagram. briansimpsoncomedy.com for tour tickets. Uh Netflix special. Laugh from the. mothership. Bam.

Streaming right now. That's it. Thank you, brother. Later, bro. Thanks. Bye. Thank you. Oh, you know what One. thing we forgot to talk about. I wanted. to thank you. for sending people to go watch that clip. of Waffle on YouTube. Oh. I got a lot of. One of the best videos of all One of the. best bits of all time. I love that bit. All right, go see it. It's on YouTube. Bye, everybody. [Applause]. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].