Joe Rogan Experience #2257 - Bryan Callen

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day good my wife uh I smoked one of. these and I didn't brush my teeth I woke. up the next morning and my wife said. your breath is. four-dimensional he didn't brush your. teeth before you went to bed and he. smoked a cigar of course I didn't brush. my teeth before I went to bed give a. [ __ ] you know what I mean you're married. you're married she was like I love you. so much breath is four-dimensional oo.

you know these fires I uh I have two. small children now cuz what I want to do. is what you want to do is you want to. get divorced and then you want to have. get married again to a woman who's 23. years younger and then have two more. kids cuz that's good and U and then. takes a lot of financial stress off back. oh dude there's no Financial stress at. all it's great you know what if I hustle. till I'm 80 I'll be fine anyway. um it's going to be really awkward when. I call you at 75 I I just need help this.

month but anyway so I [ __ ] um I I. look at her and I go um she's like a. girl from Jersey like Irish Italian. chick No Nonsense you know been working. since she was 16 and I go um you know. that we had an evacuation order that. they sent out by accident to people even. down where I'm at yeah what was that it. was some guy who [ __ ] up because I. don't know if you know this is going to. be this is going to be shocking grabbed. the table LA's not run very well hold on. I know hold on what the [ __ ] you saying. because see here's the thing we have to.

about I know isn't the chief of fire. department of lesbian let's not turn. this into listen here's the bottom line. it's run amazing it's not about. infrastructure infrastructure got I. won't sit here while you disparage the. great people that are running Los. Angeles sir infrastructure's got to take. a backseat to climate change and social. justice and homeless abatement which. hasn't worked see the lady who's. responsible for filling the fire hydrant. gets paid. $750,000 a year hey your tax dollars. going to good work there everybody. that's a lot of money you think that's.

sitcom you think I said that's like I'm. the star of a sitcom oh dude not a star. but like you're the third person that's. a high wage sir 750 grand for a city. employer who for someone just like fill. that one. how how Thea how the aquafers today get. the water in that one you know what we. got to protect the Delta smelt yeah. which whatever the [ __ ] that is so we. got we got to you Trump was talking. about that on the podcast on the podcast. I did with him Trump was going on this. long Rampage about Los Angeles and the.

fires and how it all can be prevented. and they could have plenty of water he. explained the whole thing and he's right. here's my whole philosophy you guys know. you know that we have a Tinder Box and. you can say there are a lot of people. that live there the fires are it's. always a potential if that's the case. then please make sure the fire hydrants. we've got to be able to figure out you. you guys in LA California came up with. AI I mean the Silicon Valley was pretty. innovative people let's figure out a way.

to keep the [ __ ] very different. people they are very different saying. people in. America are homeless and also Elon Musk. you know what I'm saying well get some. people down in government who are. Innovative like that what the [ __ ] are. we doing do that job do do you know do. you know the city council of Los Angeles. four of the members of the city council. are far-left social Democrats how about. that there's zero there's zero push back. on ideas it's just all all e well I'm.

hoping now that this is a giant wakeup. call for these people I mean there's no. positivity that's going to come out of a. horrific fire like that but at least. it'll wake cuz look that area you know. Adam Corolla was on someone's show. talking about this and he said something. that's like very I think he was actually. doing it himself yeah about permits yeah. well he was just saying that there's 80%. of the people that live there are farle. 80% of the people that got their house. burned down from complete total.

incompetence and a lack of management. total incompetence 80% of those people. are farle people and that's a giant. wakeup call when you realize like no. this these [ __ ] people this is not. the way to do it did you see that lady. the the fire lady uh who's a part of. this whole diversity thing they said uh. you're a woman firefighter can you if. can you carry my husband out of a. burning building she was like well if. your husband's in a burning building he. already made a mistake that what she. said she said big old sassy fat.

yeah my favorite was that one of the. women said you want people to to look. like you and I'm like hey L hey lady. when when my house is on fire and I'm. trying to get my kids out I'm not going. to be like hey I got I can I get some. people that look like me because this. this doesn't make me feel I want to look. like Brian Shaw I want to. be driven snow they look like a white. walker and they can get me out of that. [ __ ] fire I'm in I'm want Bri be a. giant dude who can carry people mustache.

that goes like this [ __ ] handlebar I. love firemen I'm such a I'm so gay that. when I saw they came by I saw some. firemen and I didn't know what to do I. was I wanted to say something like go. get him guys or something like that and. I and I literally went like this I went. I saluted them I went that's good it's a. little embarrassing it's an. acknowledgement yeah but my wife my wife. is so funny cuz my wife is very handy. and I said and we had an evacuation. order I looked at her and I go I got to. go do Joe's podcast and then shoot my.

special at the Mother Ship but uh I feel. guilty about leaving you here and she. goes what are you going to do you can't. change a tire I got this I was like all. right see you later so yeah I don't know. I would have felt weird about leaving. them too even you're I'm an area where. I'm good yeah you're good for now this. is the thing about La that you know. there's a viral clip that's going around. now of a conversation that I had with. Sam Rell uh a while back and we were.

talking about when I was on Fear Factor. how this fireman told me that this was. going to happen one day he said it's. just a matter of time yeah with the. right wind he's like we won't be able to. stop it now that's gone viral and um. then the Trump thing went viral too. because Trump was saying that they need. to do something to change this they need. to clean up the forest get rid of all. the dead wood yeah all these things. could be done get rid of all the brush. get rid of all the dead wood open up. that [ __ ] water from the north to.

come down this idea that do you know. that the whole Center of California used. to be a lake giant Lake no bro I found. out about it about a year ago really. it's crazy young. Jamie wait do you see how big this. [ __ ] Lake was and all of it all of. the is all meddling and [ __ ] around. by humans did I ever tell you the. conversation I had with Arnold. Schwarzenegger I was with John legaz. screw your freedom no scre youred this.

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were doing that movie right along and. John goes uh Hey stick around I'm gonna. we'll have some dinner with a friend of. mine's coming by I didn't know who it. was Arnold shows up with his assistant. it's kind of cool and I'm a fan so we're. sitting there and I just read a book on. California politics by Michael Lewis. called Boomerang about sort of like how. a lot of the towns like Stockton went. broke because of the pension plans and. all that [ __ ] blah blah blah I thought. it was Diaz brothers running around. slapping people.

it is that too dude it is that too it's. you that Lake yeah I was waiting check. this out look at the size of this lake. toir. lake what largest freshwater lake west. of the Mississippi largest freshwater. lake west of the Mississippi it used to. be [ __ ] huge show a photo of what it. used to look like so it was all. agriculture they [ __ ] it up oh because. they drained it right look at the size. of it what the f look up it was in the.

world look how [ __ ] big that is and. now it's just gone gone apparently it's. refilling well I guess we needed it for. to grow all thees sh the [ __ ] up I mean. you know it became we needed it for. almonds for the Owens Valle almond milk. this there's one amazing photograph of. this guy who was squirting almond milk. on the fire outside of his house cuz. that's all he had is that true he had. two quarts of almond milk it's like this. soy man this this literal human water.

balloon oh look at that God bless him. God bless him dude that's when you're. really trying that's when you're trying. masc on that's that's just a last stand. bro that's a Last Stand that's no you. should have been at you got to get out. of there you got to accept it I've been. evacuated three times have you really. yeah when I Liv in cany I got evacuated. three times you know it burnt two houses. in front in 2018 two houses in front of. my uh old house are burnt to the ground. that video I showed you of my friend's.

house that just disappeared and then you. remember I sent you that video of him. driving down the PCH those guys are. coming up my house because our where I'm. at is the only place that's where the. air is breathable and all that well we. have a barrier between um the 405 and. also the airport so it's really we're. pretty safe even yeah pretty safe the. thing about I mean this is from someone. who's been through it a few times you. don't understand you think it's just a. fire it's not it's a storm yeah so I saw. fire tornadoes and seen yeah I saw fire.

tornadoes when we were filming we were. filming on Fear Factor and ironically. this was the same time where this. fireman was explaining to me what's. going to happen in La we were filming. Fear Factor and when we were driving. back the entire r i I watched the guy. die watch guy run across the highway and. get hit by a car what the [ __ ] yeah I. didn't see him get hit by a car but I. saw him Jesus Christ uh he was and my um. producer the producer of the show. apparently more he saw like graphic you.

know people were panicking um the there. was Ash falling from the sky like it was. snowing it was crazy and everyone's. driving and no one everyone's got this. like somber like 50 mph driving the. entire right side of the highway for an. hour like we were fil you feel that heat. right yeah we were filming off the five. so we were like way up by you know like. as you're headed Bakerfield.

Bakersfield like that is that off the. five or the 10 whatever the [ __ ] it is. um when we were we were pretty far away. and it was a whole hour driving back. where the whole right side of the. highway was in Flames it I mean. completely engulfed like a Lord of the. Rings movie where you're waiting for. Sauron to come riding on an evil horse. over the top of it it was nuts it was. [ __ ] nuts and you see fire tornadoes. man the fire was [ __ ] insane there's. nothing you can do it's flying through.

the air so you're worried your car's. going to catch fire one of the things. that happens is people get stuck on. highways cars Catch Fire and the fire. and the winds just roll through the. whole highway and everybody burns alive. inside their cars what yeah that. happened at what is it the Camp Park. camp what was the big fire that's right. Northern California a ton of people died. in their carying horrifying the you know. I got to tell you the crazy thing about. the Pacific Palisades was that 8 years.

ago probably eight maybe almost 9 years. ago I looked at houses there with my my. ex-wife and we came so close to buying. house cuz it was it's such a beautiful. place we didn't buy it because it was a. little too expensive to be honest with. you it was like it was like you know. just a little out of our price you know. point but uh even like for a smaller. house that was expensive right but it's. beautiful the last thing it's gorgeous. the last thing you would ever think the. last thing is um that that house would. burn down or there was a fire hazard.

especially down like where gon's was or. the whole town that dude when I'm saying. the town is gone you know the only. structure the standing is that guy. Caruso that mayor the guy who ran for. mayor narrowly lost to Karen bass he. built that mall out of fire [ __ ]. material and that's the only structures. that pretty much downtown that are that. in in the town of cal um Pacific. Palisades Frank gillow our buddy his old. house burned right to the ground just. done just yeah sigur's house burned to. the ground everybody's. Gibson yeah Mel Gibson's look at that.

dude look at that nobody in a million. years I'm telling you no when you bought. a house nobody says anything about fire. no one that's so and by the way fire. Insurance in La what look at that one. house perfect isn't that crazy that's. crazy what's that made out of I don't. know it just the wind blew a different. direction or something I don't know man. I think it's got to be what the house is. made of cuz that wind's blowing. everywhere no I I don't think any house. withstands that kind of fire I think. that's are you sure yeah how do you know. are you Builder I am you're not a.

builder that's Brian K just nah I don't. believe anything can can you make a. house out of all. concrete it doesn't matter the how's. that one house look at that one house. that. guy the [ __ ] Lotto son no that's wind. look at that though but here's the thing. you don't want to live there now if. you're that house in the corner and. everything you looking at is Devastation. the schools are gone right right the. schools are gone but but here's my other. thing here's the question I have okay so. you see that right now who is going to.

rebuild there and who's going to who's. going to finance it are you going to get. what kind of insurance you're not going. to insurance so so are you going to get. insurance or is a bank going to finance. that would you want to rebuild there. when you have to wait for a gas station. for a grocery store there's nothing. there right so to me I don't understand. what I don't know what happens to that. very valuable property I don't know what. happens to the entire city now because. people are looting like [ __ ] crazy. gigantic groups of a hundred men.

organized are pulling into neighborhoods. that are being evacuated smashing. through doors and pulling out TVs. there's film footage of them there's. also a bunch of people that have been. caught setting fires yeah I'd be I I. would I would I think they should be put. to death one guy got caught setting. fires and he had a un debit card what. and he had a bunch I'll I'll send it to. Jamie the guy that got arrested for I'll. I'll tell you which which fire it was. but he got arrested he had a un card.

I'll tell you exactly this kind of. tragedy brings out the best in people. and the worst in people the one thing it. does is in these communities it brings. all these people together you know my. buddy started to cry because I was on. the phone with him he lost everything. right and he they're going to come stay. with us and he said um when I was on the. phone somebody these people dropped by. and dropped off clothes for them and. he's got a lot of money and he started. to cry man he was like I can't tell you. how many people reached out he had five.

cell phones and a United Nations prepaid. debit card I I I'm skeptical is this. conspiracy you're always skeptical is. this conspiracy I just don't want to be. played no um I think the New York Post. did a thing about it you know what I. mean though I don't want to be played I. don't know what's true anymore maybe the. New York Post didn't post that he had. the debit card yeah I don't know what's. getting from the Texas Patriot Twitter. account you see I told you I'm I'm. already like I don't know they said that.

the New York Post has edited the info. out of their article thank you why. because it's not true spreading rumors. Jo Patriot account said that oh so then. look at the coms you got you got played. Maybe not maybe the New York Post are a. bunch of [ __ ] and a bunch of. libtards the post the New York Post is. very conservative they are kind of yeah. yeah but I got to tell you this is I I. do think this is how this there's a c. here you got to have people with.

opposing points of view that are pro bus. Etc you have just all progressives in. Sacramento and in the they if you got on. the city council but you know what until. angelinos wake up and start voting for. intelligent people who are not forget. right or left how about practical people. who understand infrastructure who put. yeah because the road I live there man. the roads the [ __ ] power line it's. all it's all from 1950s okay so let's. wake the [ __ ] by the way a real problem.

when the wind start blowing like that. correct which is what happened in Maui. as well yeah if you don't believe in. direct energy. weapons yes I forgot about those from. space I wonder who's controlling those. antic anartica yeah the Rothchilds yes. just a cabal of Jews yes the in. invisible circle of Jews that's what. every conspiracy theory always goes. right back to that I'm just saying yeah. right but you know the mad and the IDF. and like the the influence on politics.

is pretty well established like there's. both things it's like no it's not the. the Jews aren't the problem in the whole. world no and when everything goes. sideways people always do start blaming. the Jews did we ever figure out who said. that to us was it Jordan was it Jordan. who started talking where was it gadad. who started talking about it's one of. the marks of a collapsing society when. they start blaming everything on the. Jews they blame the black plague on them. they're like you guys cover your wells. my my thing about that is whenever. people go batt on the Jews I'm always. like yeah do you like Hollywood they.

invented that yeah and improv monotheism. maybe that's not good but then also. stainless steel virtual reality yes and. virtual reality listen they have more. Eastern European Jews have more Nobel. prizes than I think any other ethnic. group they're incredible nobody wants to. incredible group of let's just talk. about art and everything else Einstein. flud it just goes on and on so you're. gonna have Comics how many Comics are oh. my God Jes some of the funniest people. of all time one of the greatest of all. time Lenny Bruce thank you thank ground. Breakers the literal starter of this.

whole thing ground Breakers yeah so I. always say that you're going to have. very in probably funding Epstein but. also probably running a gigantic. blackmail ring where they have control. over all the PO politicians in the. country I might be doing that too if I. if I if if my survival depended on it. especially if you're smart and you're. like really good at chess you're like I. know what to do these guys like to. [ __ ] let's set them up let's set them up. what have we ever have has there been. any what is the with the list my my.

here's my theory on the Jeffrey epon te. what see what you think oh I'd love to. hear this okay I think that I think that. the people are so powerful that I that I. know I know in certain cases the lawyers. go to the lawyers of these powerful. people and they go how you doing now we. got some evidence that your client who's. a family man and everything else was. banging girls on Jeff's Island getting. pissed on yeah whatever it is bro nut. put in a cinch sure we got little kids.

are [ __ ] in his mouth sure hey dude. hey hold on what kind of podcast is this. doing drugs they're doing drugs they're. taking wild chances as I put this [ __ ]. cigar in my mouth these are good cigars. right delicious shout out to Foundation. cigars yeah it's great um but but I. think what happened was there was a lot. of money and every one of those [ __ ]. people got paid off I think it just went. away cuz there there's money they they.

came to these really rich people and. they were like what what's your what's. your privacy worth what's your. reputation worth how about 10 million. how about 20 well this is the the whole. suspicion as to why the guy who is the. CEO of Victoria Secrets gave Jeffrey. Epstein a [ __ ] $60 million mansion in. Manhattan and control of his whole. estate yeah and then there was the other. guy who was some big CEO who gave him. $150 million and had to resign yeah a. bunch of these guys resigned um money.

got passed around and unbelievably The. Client List has not been released I know. I mean it's he was very good at. laundering money I guess and he was also. even though I don't know what he really. did you know the the person do I trust. about those things is uh Eric Weinstein. another Jew another brilliant Jew I love. Eric one my favorite people he's amazing. um but when I talked to him about it he. actually met Jeffrey Epstein and he said. and Eric is just way too smart you know.

he's not a guy that you can fool right. he was like this is a construct with. right away that's what he said he said. this guy's a construct he said uh that. he had a woman like a 21-year-old girl. that was sitting on his lap and he kept. kind of like nudging his knee up and. down to make her tits bounce a little. bit he kept doing that while he was. talking to him he's like what is this. and he's like also this guy does not. know what he's talking about when it. comes to finances wow you know like. Eric's a legitimate genius yeah a. mathematician you can't lie to him about.

stuff like that I would tell you his his. theory on uh on what he thinks this. whole thing is this whole you know it's. a simulation or whatever you're here. he's because you know so so Newton. there's Newtonian physics right which is. this matter here and then there quantum. physics study of the electron that. Einstein was the pioneer of and blah. blah blah so Einstein was working on. what's called a Theory of Everything. which was the bridge how do you how do. you because a lot of times the rules in. this ether in Newtonian in the world.

that we live in are different with when. it comes to gravity and light than they. are on a Quantum level so what is the. bridge how do we bring them together how. do we reconcile both realities right so. that's the theory of everything so Eric. is obsessed with that and kind of worked. on that he made his own Theory of. Everything yeah so his idea is that. maybe the singularity is already here. and maybe we're already machines and we. are so so watch this so we're already. machines replicating better machines. better versions of ourselves and it's.

kind of an interesting because because. it kind of f dovet tales with Buddhism. right so watch this I'm going to do an. experiment on you that that a Buddhist. Rim poset will ask somebody get prepared. get get get in the Lotus get in the. Lotus position there it. is there it is dude good breathing ready. good breathing too much too much Yang. energy DMT breathing today on Instagram. he was explaining how to spike your DMT. and communicate with entities and he was. saying how you you you you you compress.

your your balls and your [ __ ] and all. your sex organs and then through your. abdominals and you exhale all your. breath you breathe like. this and then you come and you get that. DMT flow oh is that what you get I don't. know doesn't work for me it's not. working with one did he have a boner. when he the thing is like most of these. things take a long time and I'm busy I'm.

busy dude I'm busy and I'm easily. distracted I have a lot of add I'll just. lick a toad all right well that's like. ter my bu my buddy did that [ __ ] he did. he licked the toad he did the toad thing. oh the toad thing's odd he called me up. he goes everything's different now I'm. like all right calm down that's five. methoxy that's five methoxy methyl tryp. toine yeah allegedly um the thing about. Kundalini Yoga and all these different. ways where you can uh achieve those. States like Terence McKenna had a great. line about that he's like uh one time uh.

the Buddha came to visit this town and. this monk came to the Buddha and he said. I have practiced a city of levitation. for 10 years and now I can walk on water. and the Buddha says yeah but the fair is. only a. nickel and that was. McKenna's that was McKenna's take on why. would you do this when you could just. take psychedelics yeah that's so good. you don't really have to [ __ ]. meditate for 10 years homie you missed. out on a lot of Enlightenment while.

you're staring at a corner of the wall. yeah you hear those guys a lot that's. kind of why um like Zen Masters will say. I have nothing to teach you because once. you the part of you so the idea would be. you can't improve yourself what he goes. because the part of you that wants to. improve yourself is the part that needs. improving so until you get out of so. until you get out of your own way and. you realize that you this this construct. called yourself is an imagined construct. you've invented this so like Sam Sam.

Harrison in he studies the Vidant right. so in uh his book spirituality with. without religion he does he does this. experiment which the Buddhist will. they'll have you do they'll say so. you're watching me right now I'm talking. now now there's this guy named Joe Rogan. okay we know Joe Rogan's got this but. for a. second try to locate where you really. are in other words where are you. actually listening to me from where are. you where is the seat of your attention.

are you behind your face are you here. and if you try to do that it's it's kind. of impossible to locate where you're. hearing me from there's this sort of. echo this idea that you're not there a. lot of mental jerking off I'm right here. I'm looking at you right here I hear you. you know how I know I hear you through. my ears cuz if I plug this one up it. sounds different and if I plug both of. them up I don't hear you at all I'm. assuming the sound's coming in here I'm. right here I'm talking to you still. attached to your physical this is all. like the children of rich kids who sit.

around pondering the universe dude this. is Buddhism man come on you're not even. a good student they take a backpack and. they go on a trk and they stand hostiles. cuz they're amazing I turned them I. turned him the other remember he's not. ready yet he's not. ready we have to break him down further. yeah no there's something to that all. [ __ ] aside yeah it's weird exercise. yeah because because the idea would be. you can observe your your brain so you. can observe your thoughts you can.

observe your your body and you can. observe your emotions you can actually. step outside and watch that stuff and. they get really good at that like they. get really good at realizing that you're. not you're none of those things you. might be the Observer whoever that is or. whatever that is and that's kind of. where they it's a kind of an interesting. exercise that's why you see these dudes. that guy that monk who set himself on. fire right in 1963 that vietn now David. Haan from The New York Times said he. didn't make a sound mhm they watched him.

and he literally they heard the air. leave his lungs and he just fell over so. did the lady on the subway she didn't. either well she was also probably asleep. or something she was until she was lit. on fire Jesus Christ yeah so I don't. know but but the idea never seen anybody. he never moved burning covered engulfed. in flames you might not be able to talk. you know what I'm saying yeah but he. also didn't move so he stay no it was an. incredible he left his body he was. watching himself that would be the idea. behind that's what they would say or he. had incredible discipline and through.

insane pain he sat there yeah well have. you have you seen those videos how about. the when the Indian army went up this is. recent that is such a [ __ ] crazy. photo bring up the Indian hold on pull. that photo back again incredible look. how insane that photo is that guyy is. just sitting there completely in Flames. the way the president of South Vietnam. at the time who was a staunch Roman. Catholic was treating Buddhists and he. said please have some compassion and lit. himself on fire J what a bad. [ __ ]. now that's a good argument for celibacy.

because if that guy's getting a lot of. [ __ ]. he's fire because you're attached to a. sensation yeah so they they rid. themselves. again I have if you burn me with this. cigar I'd be like [ __ ] it you know I. can't I can't do that playoffs we're. talking about playoffs you bet we are. get in on the action with draftking. Sportsbook an official sports betting. partner of the NFL scoring touchdowns is. key to winning the playoffs and you can.

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resources see dk. c/ audio Yeah I think. all those things are tools to try to. break out of the ego right it's all the. the problem that most people have is. they think about themselves all the time. and the worst version of it is Extreme. narcissism you know and sociopathy and. then the the best people are the people. that think about others more than they. think about themselves those are the. people that we admire the most the. people that like genuinely think about. other people that's right a lot I think.

one thing that I really genuinely do try. to do is I try to not think about myself. I think about things that I must. do uh I do think about things that I. don't like that I did like I don't like. how I handled that conversation maybe I. maybe I was coming in like a little hot. maybe I was coming in at a 5 and I. should have been at a two and maybe. maybe the reason why I became a like a. contentious argument was my fault yeah. you know and I'm I'm so much better at. that when I was when I was younger at.

like I can have a conversation with. someone that I vly disagree with and. keep it very civil yeah when we were. younger both you and I we start shouting. our opinion yeah yeah yeah about winning. it also we were all [ __ ] and we were. young and stupid and we had bad role. models like there's a lot of things. going on there you know and like men. would shut the [ __ ] up they like men. would talk like men and also like I grew. up essentially feral I I I didn't have. any like normal stru I feel like I did a. little bit too I think Well you.

certainly did you traveled all over the. country all over the world you were in a. boarding school when you were in high. school it's like like 13 like we tal. when I remember talking to you about. your live story I'm like you it's. amazing you're not more [ __ ] up like. you should be like really [ __ ] up my. aunt and uncle said they go we just. can't believe you're not in jail or. [ __ ] on drugs you know well you. became the best thing for someone who. [ __ ] up which is a comedian my parents. were awesome though they Lov the [ __ ]. out of me that was a huge part they're. not bad look it could have my parents. are nice too it could have definitely. been way worse. it's not their fault they had a child in.

1967 that's right and everybody was. [ __ ] back then right and their. parents went through the [ __ ]. depression so everybody was just it was. a vile time yeah with so many different. aspects of our society with violence and. crime and it was you know no one knew. what the [ __ ] was going on they had just. killed Kennedy it was like it wasn't a. time World War II was fresh true.

destruction Vietnam was ongoing right so. it was a time of great confusion and I. don't think you could ever compare it's. like and we go back and we think about. things that happen in the year 1200 like. oh the. barbaric conquests of cities and sacking. of of of of countries by the Mongols and. all this crazy stuff it's a different. time it's a different time there's. different people in a different time our.

parents grew up in a different time we. are growing up in the most strange time. because this is like coming out of this. barbaric sort of Primal history and. recognizing in some strange way that. we're more connected than ever before. and the electronics are bringing us. connected but also disconnecting us at. the same time so there this bizarre. struggle for like interhuman. communication and person communic and. like learning how to like in in exchange.

ideas with people and talk to people in. a civil way while you're. also you're you're more informed than. ever before more informed on human. behavior patterns and psychology we're. seeing it play out right before our eyes. where you've set had a total polar shift. of some of the key tenants of the left. and the right where the left is all for. a war the left is for censorship the. left is is for whatever pharmaceutical.

drugs they're trying to push pop down. Authority it's crazy Fidelity to to to. authority too like just blind Fidelity. blind Fidelity also the left has also. become very good at destruction in a lot. of ways um I'm not saying the right is. doesn't have its problems but the left. has become like you and I were talking. about this like if you disagree with the. left they will come after everything. everything the right kind of goes you're. an idiot and they'll make fun of you and. do a meme about you but the left you. know and that that's that's what I call. the make or break machine you know if.

you look at um and this one of the. things I talk about with my my. specialist that just you you you take. Caitlyn Jenner who came out Bruce Jenner. has an operation for eight eight hours. comes is is Caitlyn Jenner a minute. later hours it was an 8 Hour the first. one was about eight hours right on the. face did a great job by the way by the. way how about this can I just say this. like don't say you'd [ __ ] her no no no. take it easy but I'm just saying don't. say it I'm just saying you think it's. saying how about how about a little. something for the surgeon he should have. won artist of the year that Bruce J 65y.

old man looked like a 45y old woman came. out of it but a minute later won Woman. of the Year all right dude listen we all. have our taste okay I'm sorry that I. like 45y old ladies that's why I'm. looking at you this way I like me a hot. 45y old lady I'm saying makeup on. Glamour magazine look very good like a. well-kept 40s lady goes to the gym does. squats look I'm talking about a real. athlete hanging on because she wants to. hang on every been 62 maybe 63 when. you're 23 you don't even have to hang on. you're just there you're perfect that's.

why I don't take any advice on health. from 26 year olds I eat more berries. shut the [ __ ] mouth shut your [ __ ]. mouth come get get into my body for a. second your hydrogen water you shut your. [ __ ] mouth [ __ ] off I got to warm my. feet up 24 years old exactly you were. just born just born a matter of months. ago correct shut your dirty mouth. correct I'm calcifying [ __ ] and. none of your shit's going to help my. calcification I'm I'm dying I have. arthritis so do I yeah so do I I got a. my feet up before I get out of the car. okay I have a whole thing about that but.

you know that's that that's the reality. getting older you know well you're going. to be beat up especially if you work out. a lot yeah there's just no ifans or. butts about it yeah shout out to way to. well for keeping me glued together. though I gotta get involved you're G to. get involved and get some peptides and. all this St I was talking to Zuckerberg. yesterday he's like he got his knee. reconstructed I said did you get on any. peptides he said no I go do you hate. healing he looks great by way he does. looks good he's got a thick neck now I. know he's got a thick neck he's got a. perm he's he's actually handsome he's.

got a he's wearing a jewel he wearings. jewelry very expensive watch he looks at. his watch I was like that's pricey how. much was it I don't know I I'm not a. real watch head he doesn't look at. prices sir oh he doesn't have to no no. think free I was like I'll take one of. those please yeah I'll Just Smiles yeah. thanks for your data. Smiles I'm in the like I like him a lot. I do too I really do hung out with him. talked to him quite a few times he's a. good dude he's a good dude with a very.

weird job you know being in control of. what did he say it was 3. what billion. people use godamn. three billion [ __ ] people use. Facebook I was telling you this the. other day I think his political. transformation is interesting because. now there's a cynical view it's from. jiujitsu I agreed it when you do MMA and. you're around other like men and you're. around your testosterone goes up you. start to feel your body you put your. hands on the world you're G have a. different perspective for real it's GNA.

change it it they have done studies I. believe Jamie you can look this up where. where when they raise a man's. testosterone he becomes more. conservative rightwing yes well listen. man and it's also a nice lesson to all. those nerds out there that think they. can never be a beast it's not true it's. not true you you don't have to hate. people that are like physically. competent and and formidable you can be. one of them and I always bring Mikey. mumii just cuz he's awesome and he's a.

brilliant guy who's like wears these. thick glass he's always smiling he can. [ __ ] kill everybody in the room. correct like Zuckerberg's on his way to. becoming that you know and he was if you. go back just a few years ago he nerdy. guy you know who's like really smart but. not not really physical now spent his. whole life up here now he's down here. well he's talking about it he was. talking about on the podcast yesterday. that he loves training because it gives. him a chance to express this side that. has been demonized in our culture yeah. his voice sounds different even yeah.

he's get he's becoming a man well. [ __ ] bro men are raised by women uh. in in our schools and stuff and and. because of this probably in the past 30. years masculinity was always considered. was was they were taught it's a. liability your aggression your. competiveness all that stuff sorry. corporate environments you know which. have really like put the breaks on. masculine behavior and we talked about. that yesterday too that like that's. actually in some ways a good thing. because it gives women this opportunity. to excel as well you know they shouldn't. have to like become a man in order to.

get you should they shouldn't have that. you know sexist perspective imposed upon. them and so but it's like everything. else it's like an overcorrection yeah. you know like you have things go. completely this way and then they come. back like woke like the woke ideology it. went so far right or so far left now. it's kind of swinging back the woke. ideology had a major problem which was. it was reductive right it would reduce. yes a comp ated world to a binary World.

which which is ironic by the way but it. would it would say sort of say um I can. solve all this there are oppressors and. oppressed there's power and Powerless uh. black and white also there's no. forgiveness zero forgiveness don't. apologize they'll really crucify you and. you can't there's no retribution there's. no way to come back but my 13-year-old. son you can see these kids now at 13. don't start talking to him about this. [ __ ] because these kids are like that. they've already been they figured it out.

at 13 I'm telling you my son was like I. don't feel I don't like this [ __ ] I want. to do Jiu-Jitsu and wrestle all the time. [ __ ] off also. podcasts correct yeah correct they get. to hear actual men who've made it. through the Maze and aren't a [ __ ] yeah. and they go hey wait a minute that guy. seems really nice and having fun he's an. actual man like there there's real men. out there he does [ __ ] that's fun too he. good Stu good has a good time that's the. point stop crying all the time why are. we [ __ ] oversharing yeah why are we. promoting and propping up people who.

[ __ ] cry all the time listen I Cry I. Cry I Cry if I'm happy I cry if I'm sad. I cry when I think about my dogs that. have died I have a whole joke about that. it's like I there a couple things my. whole joke is this I can't call my. friends I I I had this joke I was like. if I call my friends and I'm like I'm. sad my friend's going to you got you got. the wrong number [ __ ] and it's like Joe. Rogan that's a mean way to talk to me. you know but it's true I remember one. time I called you this [ __ ] great I. called you and I remember I my audition. went bad and it was like the third I I I.

would get right there I was about to and. back then remember if you got a TV show. you you you your money problems were. gone for a while all I thought about was. I I get to drink great wine and buy a. [ __ ] house and take a in right you. thinking of a nice car and I [ __ ]. called you and I go like this I go [ __ ]. dude I don't know I was I was good and. he goes you can't be good you gotta be. great I go I know I know I know I just I. don't know I'm just I I don't know I. just can't I can't figure it out I'm and. I was bummed right and I was basically. saying I'm sad and you [ __ ] go you go. yeah and he goes what do you want to do.

tonight I go I don't know I just little. down he goes hey you'll be all right. let's just [ __ ] go out and eat and. and do something you'll figure it out. [ __ ] relax don't don't get all like. mopy about this [ __ ] I was like okay and. that was it a lot of people get mopy man. I had a lot of friends that got super. mopy when they didn't get things so. think about the audition process and. I've I've I've always talked about this. that this is a part of the whole problem. with the entire psychology of Los. Angeles because a giant percentage of. people at least had somewhere in the. back of her head some some sort of an. aspiration to try to get famous yeah so.

you move there you have already a. exorbitant need for attention because. there's some hole in your past in your. that you're trying to fill up with I. want to be a star yes and I want to be. so and then you're going somewhere so. you have this need for acceptance and. then you're going somewhere where people. judge you and most of the time judge you. poorly most of the time they don't like. you so most things you audition before. you don't get and if you get one oh my. God now I'm in and so now these.

manipulative people that are in charge. of casting you they can. essentially mold your personality based. on what they want if they want a. left-wing personality if they want you. to be Pro comma and we need a black. woman president you they want you to say. all I I took my eighth booster this. morning like I believe in science you. know love is love like they'll turn you. into that [ __ ] thing they'll turn you. into that thing because the the entire. place is about the golden ticket.

everybody wants the golden ticket I was. so lucky because I never had any. aspirations about acting I had zero I. remember you called me remember you. called me but I mean let me just let me. tell you the whole story behind it when. MTV when I did the half hour comedy hour. and then I got a development deal to do. a sitcom I had never taken a single. acting class and all a sudden they have. this development deal and I'm over there. there and when the show that I was on. got cancelled I was ready to go back to.

New York and be a comic again I was like. [ __ ] this place but I bought a I had a. lease I had a lease on an apartment for. a year I'm like [ __ ] right so I have I. was stuck in this I couldn't afford to. not be in this because now I wasn't. getting $20,000 a week anymore whatever. the [ __ ] I was I was like holy [ __ ] and. I was ready to leave and so then I get. another development deal and then I. auditioned for the second show I ever do. I only had two auditions ever hard ball. and news radio and I'm on two TV shows.

I'm like this is crazy Y and so I never. went through that whole thing I never. went through that whole this could. change my life my life was already. changed I didn't none of it made any. sense to me I was making all this money. I had a I had a Toyota super turbo I was. like this is crazy remember you bought. that Acura the new Acura NX I loved it. you used to pick me up in that [ __ ] I. was like like a little jet fighter car I. loved it but it was just like for me it. was all gravy so I was watching. Everybody Scramble for this thing and I.

was examining the psychology of it and. how it affects everything because when. people didn't get auditions when they. wanted auditions then you went out to. dinner with them at night they were so. depressed that would be me oh you all. the time you all the time you wanted it. so bad I remember we were at The Comedy. Store night and I remember telling you. like why don't you just do standup why. don't you just throw yourself in a. standup yeah like you're so funny dude. you're so good on stage but when you get. up there sometimes you just like I I. feel like you're auditioning for a show. that's what I felt like you were doing.

when you doing standup like you didn't. want to be crazy but then off stage you. would say wild You' say silly things. you'd be like much more vulnerable and. ridiculous and that was the funny Brian. count like just throw yourself into this. you remember when I was doing that I. finally got my own show I'm doing those. shows I was like I [ __ ] dude I I. don't like this I want to do stand up. now now I told you the cool thing about. being 57 I'm enjoying standup more now. than I ever have well you're smarter now. yeah and Dom iera said this to me years.

ago he's like Joe you know he was like. in his 60s at the time he's like Joe I. never been sharper than ever you just. keep doing it and you keep getting. better we're so lucky we're Comics we're. so lucky and he was he was better in his. 60s than he was in his he was always. great 60s hilarious I paid to see D iera. before I ever did standup comedy D is. the best D so did I so did I I was in. college and um I was at the Improv in. New York and my father took me to we sat. there and watched d marera i remember.

that's why when when when I come off. stage at the Laugh Factory and I was. still a little in awe of Dom and Dom. goes BR come over here and I was like oh. maybe he's gonna give me some pointers. you know and I go over there I go he. goes you know what I love about your act. I go what and he goes you don't go for. the. laughs mother's the best at that the. subtle disc the comedy disc I became. friends with dom well I think I'd. actually done an open mic night or two.

before I met him but uh then uh I before. I paid to see him rather but then uh not. that long afterwards so this is like. four years later like. 92 uh I was working with him in Montreal. we did the uh that's intimidating yeah. it wasn't though he was super cool y. maybe it was a year after he's a real. comic man real comic so maybe it was 93. so maybe it was like five years later so. I'm like real raw in comedy but I had my. feet under me at that point in time.

where I had some material that could. kill like I wasn't a really good comic. but I had a few jokes especially sex. jokes that were bangers they were. bangers and uh so we did Montreal. together and then I was in Amsterdam. Billiards this is in my almost became a. professional pool player stage like if. if pool was a Le a real career like golf. I would have become a pool player I just. loved it I love the pool get golf. manc you're [ __ ] crazy but um I love.

the the pool players I love the this the. Hang they were just so different they. were outcasts and they were loose and. fun and we we said ridiculous [ __ ] to. each other and everybody was laughing. all the time it was always fun um and so. I was playing pool every night and so uh. I had a gig and uh before the gig I. think or maybe after the gig I went to. Amsterdam and uh di rera pulls up and. he's got his own queue and I was like d. you play pool and he's like yeah you.

play pool I go I [ __ ] love pool I go. let's play some pool and he was good we. we were playing straight pool which is. like the type of pool they played in the. movie The Hustler it's very rarely. played in America anymore but it's an. amazing game you play with a stack of 15. balls and you knock off one the first. break is like a safe break and everybody. moves balls around till someone makes a. mistake and leaves an opening and that. guy smashes into the balls and then you. run as many balls you can in order so. it's called 14 in one so it doesn't. matter if it's solid doesn't matter you.

leave 14 balls on the table and the one. ball like you leave a break ball and. then you rack the other 14 and so you. shoot the break ball in the idea is to. collide your Q ball into the stack and. keep running so let me give a shout out. to Jason Shaw because Jason Shaw who's. one of the best pool players on Earth. one of the greatest of all time he just. broke the world record in straight pool. this week and I think I I think he ran. 839 balls Jason with a y j y 839 in a.

row [ __ ] yeah he's trying to get to a. thousand that's insane so he got 832 832. so the record before was set by Willie. Moscone in like the 60s and it was on an. 8 foot table with big Pockets that was. like 500 and something balls so he beat. that he ran 714 balls so that was the. previous world record he also owned and. then he just ran 832 balls when I tell.

you like the concentration involved in. doing that because you're talking about. hours of play I mean I don't know how. many racks of 15 balls is. 832 someone do the math I think when you. do I think when you get that good at. anything you learn about you learn. everything about life he's a wizard and. about yourself he is a wizard yeah but. you but I'm saying when you master. something like that I'm not saying your. marriage is going to be great I'm saying. when you master something like that it's. a it's a very good way to really get to.

know yourself here's how great. professional pool is right now he. doesn't even win most. tournaments what that's yep is there a. nationality that dominates uh no. philippinos are among the highest level. on Earth why do you know well because. the gis went there in the 1950s and they. brought pool and Filipinos learned how. to play pool in very tough conditions. because it's very humid over there oh. [ __ ] so humidity affects the tablecloth.

and the moisture in the tablecloth slows. down the roll of the balls and so you. could take two approaches to that you. could either um hit the balls hard which. is like the American way to do it or the. Filipinos learn to use the entire weight. of the queue and have an elegant almost. like artistic way of playing they have. the most. beautiful yes they have the most. beautiful Strokes especially at the time. so there was a guy who came over in the.

1970s and his name was Efron Reyes and. he came over under the the N deure uh. Cesar Morales and he was this Filipino. kid changed to a different Spanish name. yeah well he went from Filipino to. Mexican because everybody would have. known him right if they had ever gone to. the Philippines because in the. Philippines he was already robbing. everybody and like a legitimate wizard a. chess genius and unbelievable widely. considered if not the greatest of all. time one of the M you know it's like MMA.

like is it khabib is it Mighty Mouse is. it J Jones it's one of those deals one. of the absolute greatest pool players of. all time and then from Efron Reyes came. all these other this Filipino Invasion. where they were just dominating pool. like and big money like giant money. games half a million doll matches fck. yeah yeah a ton of them and when you. when you have a match how many games are. you playing depends some of these guys. will play like a race to 120 whoever.

wins 120 games and they'll play it over. three days they'll do it for $100,000. wait a race 120 games 120 games of nine. ball that's a lot that's a lot but. that's really going to find out who's. the better player so like if you and I. play 10 games and maybe I'm a little. better than you you could win those 10. games you could get on a roll you could. get a lot of rolls of the balls where I. get safe a few times or I scratch on the. break a couple of times and so that's. two more games that you maybe wouldn't. have won if we were playing you know.

even and you could win a race to 10 like. the the odds of me winning a race of 10. if we were both if I was just slightly. better than you it' be like you know. maybe 60 40 or 55 45 something like that. but when you get to a race to 120 then. your odds dwindle well that's a the. better player always win that becomes a. physical game too now now you're. actually an athlete a little bit sort of. concentration for sure yeah but your. body can't break down your body can't.

break down those the best guys are all. fit you never got really big fatos that. can handle there used to be guy what I. love about the Hustler one of the great. greatest movies ever with Paul Newman is. when Jackie um what the [ __ ] his name. GLE Jackie Gleason said it really came. down to character he he washed his hands. washed his face and drew a blank and. came back and beat him that that was a. really interesting lesson for me as a. Young Man guys really do that too they. clear their mind they go in the bathroom.

they throw cold water on their face they. wash their hands they change their. clothes they just need something to. break themselves out of it it's a mental. game like you know Jeremy Jones who's uh. another all-time great won the US Open. good friend of mine we were talking. about he's like I think it's the most. mental game in the world because it's. not just about thinking about what. happens it's about execution under. pressure and then it's also about you're. controlling the rotation of a ball like. you if you hit it this hard it goes that. far but if you hit it this hard it goes.

that far and that's what you want you. want the difference between an inch and. an inch and a half it's crazy but. everything everything at the highest. level is those micro adjustments the. reason why Magnus Carlson wins all those. chess tournaments right when they say. when when Ru and Nadal who's one of the. greatest tennis players ever when he won. Wimbleton they're all clapped and he. comes in and the legend goes I don't. know if it's true but I heard it makes. sense he he's coming in he's going like. this he goes I I think my grip I I think. want to he's not even paying attention. he's talking to his coach I feel like my. grip should be just a little bit like.

that or still making micro adjustments. you just want will you have to yeah. that's what makes them so good in the. first place I know guys who change their. grip all the time on their queue like. sometimes they'll grab it like this with. two fingers and then they change it and. then they turn their wrist forward and. they'll play for a year with their wrist. forward oh guys do weird [ __ ] but isn't. stand up like so I'm going to shoot the. special and I'm going to throw it away. and I got to start again and just. because I've done five specials doesn't. mean it's going to be easier it's going. to be a [ __ ] cuz I've got to. come up with I got to make sure I don't. repeat myself I got to make sure I'm not.

you got something to say you got. something something to say I took a. califi month off of standup after I did. my special cuz I didn't have anything to. say I'm like I got drained doing that. thing especially doing it live I like. this is so draining um and then I was. like let me like think about what I want. to talk about afterwards like and then. do you have any ideas now oh yeah I've. got like 25 minutes now yeah yeah it's. it's good stuff like it's fun tired do. you ever get tired of talking to do you.

ever get tired of doing this podcast. even though you have very interesting. people no oddly enough at all the things. of my life this is the one thing that I. I kind of net well first of all I choose. who goes on it right so I'm always. looking forward to talking to those. people yeah but uh I love talking to. people man I I like it like that's like. the whole like Moody loner thing I don't. get it like people to me are awesome. they're interesting I like being. inspired I like being intrigued I like. trying to you have a lot of problem. solvers on this podcast too you know oh.

yeah well I've definitely gotten a. unexpected education yeah you know if. you go back and listen to me in 2009. when I started this thing I was a [ __ ]. we all were yeah I think what was. interesting is we would I'd have these. opinions and i' I'd State these truths. and then like somebody would Google it. and be like hey hey dude no it's like I. had this hilarious the [ __ ] typical. Brian K I'm talking about cows grass-fed. all this [ __ ] and hey hey man never been.

on a farm okay never never raised cows. the farmer goes hey I love your podcast. Brian's wrong about everything he said. but it's cool I [ __ ] emailed the guy. back you know I'm talking to him and he. gave me an education he's like I mean. what you're saying is just not true when. it comes to how you raise cows there was. a thousand things of course I had no. idea that's the biggest liability I. think in a lot of ways you know you. should talk to you should have Will. Harris on your show who's that uh Will. Harris runs um this amazing farm in. Georgia where it started out as a.

industrial farm that his family owned. and he converted it to regenerative. agriculture over 20 years and it took. him forever to do it what's the name of. the farm again Jam White Oak pastur. White Oak pastures and then there's Joel. salatan who's a similar guy who um I. think he was they were talking about him. having something to do with farming in. the Trump Administration I don't know if. that's come to pass uh but if it does I. I really do hope that he'll be involved. cuz he's another brilliant guy who um.

runs a regenerative farm and far farming. is no joke and what they do is. essentially their type of farming is. recreating nature so they just contain. nature instead of like having people you. know shuttle all these cows into these. stalls and put a [ __ ] trough in front. of them and like no these these animals. graze out in the field they just control. where they go and they eat what they. normally would eat and they make sure. that they get plenty of new ground so. they move them to new ground when. they've used up all the grass they push. them over there and then the chickens do.

the same thing they they have a chicken. CP that's a mobile chicken cpop they. push it out they open it up they run. around and then he's dealing with like. Hawks killing his chicken so he's got to. come up with ways to the yeah this is. like Mike catherwood you know Mike great. guy do you know Mike catherwood he was. on uh uh Love Line oh yes yeah I know. mik and he lives in Austin so he what do. they call what's his his name on the. radio mik so Mike get Mike comes down. with his his wife who's an actress and. they're like I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm G.

to be in Austin on the outskirts and I'm. gonna I want to live on a farm so he's. yeah he's a kid from from La he goes I. get here and we got Guinea foul we got. little sheep we got you know rabbits we. and [ __ ] the snakes are eating all my. eggs the guinea fou getting decimated by. kyotes Foxes whatever the [ __ ] it lives. out there I mean everything's dying. coyotes I'm we're just getting decimated. by hawks coming. I'll take I'll take your bunnies that's. adorable you think you can bunnies so.

they're just getting decimated guess. what they did what's the one change they. made what they do they got two Anatolian. Shepherds oh yeah and bro he said even. the [ __ ] snakes are on those he's. like those [ __ ] dogs are just like. coyotes excuse me sir [ __ ] that's what. they were bred for oh my God and they're. not pets not indoor pets those [ __ ]. things will just Patrol your grounds and. anything on four legs is going to pay a. very dear price good yeah I want four of. them yeah they don't [ __ ] around I'm.

going to buy a ranch are you yeah really. yeah yeah uh been talking about it for a. while just waiting for the maybe but at. the very least we're going to put the. podcast on the ranch really yeah cuz I. want to have I want have a big piece of. land in case things go sideways where um. I can have like a whole community on a. ranch this is where I start my call I'm. going to have just let people build on. the ranch like give them a few Acres I. got some kids I want to come that's what. I'm saying like imagine if you have like.

a 2,000 acre property and on that 2,000. acre property there's like a literal. community of you and your friends and. you can go hunt on the land yeah that. and there's water there's a lake there. Count Me In I'll wear a tweed jacket. I'll smoke cigars I'm not going to do. any of the work but I'll I'll super you. do any of the work boy there's no need. for that go and take care of that hay I. think it's a crazy dream like it's a. crazy idea to do but isn't everything a. crazy like come in here is a crazy idea. building the mother ship was a crazy. idea but what if you had like a a big. pond with fish yeah so you can fish you.

had land you can shoot your own you let. me tell you about freshwater fish yeah. can't eat a lot of them why cuz of. poison oh really yeah there's a lot of. mercury in freshwater fish really yeah. um there was a dude who. uh what did he win he won some big. fishing derby he was a big time. fisherman he started getting with some. weird neurological condition and uh it. turned out it was cuz he was was just. eating freshwater fish all the time and. some Lakes so you got to think about.

rainfall like you remember when we were. younger acid rain everybody's worried. about rain rain what happened to that I. don't know it went away but the thing. about it is like pollutants in the air. when the rain comes down it does bring. all that [ __ ] into the water and then it. stays in that water you know so if. you've got a lake and that Lake gets. drowned on with pollution rain you're. going to have a certain amount of toxic. elements that are going to be in that. water yeah Mercury is not good for the. body why don't you Google how much oh.

Jam's already on it eating one. freshwater fish equals a month of. drinking forever chemicals water a. problem I no more trout for me see. that's the problem these forever. chemicals pfas found at high levels in. freshwater fish with most concern for. vulnerable communities so like this is a. good point about the vulnerable. communities because I was filming um a. TV show Once in Detroit and uh we were. on the banks of this river that was.

[ __ ] clearly polluted and there was. all these really poor people who were on. the banks of that river that were. fishing for food yeah and not just a few. like quite a bunch of people that were. trying to get their dinner on that River. and you know people that really they. needed that for food they looked real. poor and you know there was white black. all kinds of different nationalities. Asians and a lot of people and I was. like whoa like Detroit Detroit is at. least was in 2012 when I was filming. this thing was [ __ ] scary like yeah.

when you realize how a city which was. one of the richest cities in the country. there thereby one of the richest cities. in the world in the 1950s during the the. peak of the automotive industry and then. to see it just decimated decimated and. these people were just and I was like oh. my God they're going to eat these fish. and then I thought oh my God they have. to eat these fish well that was The. Great Migration right so from the south. the black the huge number of black. people went up to Detroit looking for. jobs M and the problem was when they got.

to there first of all the Auto industry. started to get decimated because it. started to move toward Japan and. different countries but also in the in. in I can't remember see when the Great. Migration was it was before that I feel. like everything started [ __ ] up in. the 70s well they they had jobs and. there was a whole thriving Community but. what really what happened also was that. the Auto Workers Union I'm sorry but it. kept black people out of it there's a. lot of racism that went on so a lot of. people couldn't find jobs the Great. migration refers to large scale movement. of approximately 6 million. African-Americans from the rural South.

to urban areas of north and west between. roughly 1916 and 1970 driven primarily. by the desire to escape racial violence. pursue better economic opportunities and. access improved education in the. north escaping Jim Crow laws yeah yeah. didn't work out well it did for I mean. in maybe in a way it did because they. thrived in those areas where they. probably wouldn't have well was like the. Puerto Rican Exodus from Puerto Rico to. New York they went up there looking for. manufacturing jobs then the. manufacturing jobs coincided with moving.

south so you had this massive number of. people who didn't have anywhere to go in. the early 1900s many African-Americans. migrated North to work in Detroit's. booming Industries yet they rarely saw. the benefits many white neighbors. actively denied African-Americans access. to decent living conditions and job. opportunities there it is yeah so a lot. of darkness and all that stuff there is. City that's left over now um you know. you've seen Roger and me right yeah.

Michael Morris film which is like I. think his best one is like when he was. pure yeah you know he wasn't like. ideologically captured and editing. things for effect he was pure that was a. bummer I saw that he started doing that. yeah it is a problem um because then it. makes you question everything else well. the the biggest thing that every. mainstream. publication is in crisis and I think. they've earned it they've deserved it. the New York Times still makes money but. primarily not because of their articles.

that people read it's primarily because. they crosswords they're they're puzzles. but you know yeah but when you take. things out of context and you have. journalists that are 26 years old and. have an ideological bent um people just. you know the rest of us are going the. news doesn't reflect the world I live in. whatever the [ __ ] you're saying I don't. know who this is I don't even I've never. seen this I live in a very different. world and and it's going to be. interesting to see I I I think there's a. liability though where podcasts take the.

place of mainstream media in some ways. because then you have somebody who's. very good at talking for three hours and. they they can really sway a lot of. people but that's one side of their. story so now you have just that so you. have to be careful because sometimes it. could just move things over here where. again the truth is somewhere in the. middle a lot of times or it's more. nuanced or there's just more to know. it's definitely more Nu nuanced I think. uh there's always going to be a real. problem with people that don't really. know what's going on say they know.

what's going on yes when they say they. know what's going on it confuses. everybody and [ __ ] everything up and. it's another version of gaslighting so. CNN and you know MSNBC they Gaslight you. they Gaslight you and they they they. actively promote propaganda and. narratives that are not objectively true. and the problem on the other side is if. you are in opposition of that and you. say you know this and you know that but.

you really don't like you got to be real. clear with what you say they have people. have to really be able to try like if. you don't know you have to say o I. didn't know that you have to say that if. you do not say that no one is going to. listen to you anymore and they shouldn't. right because the difference between. someone who's completely independent and. a podcaster and someone who's on CNN. should be that no one one is telling you. what to do so what is your ethical. Compass what's the evidence too right.

what's the evidence but also what's your. ethical Compass are you trying to win. and be correct or are you trying to find. out what's going on well it's also about. ratings right so CN you got you got yeah. but it's not because I don't think about. ratings no you don't I'm saying but that. but that's why I have them that's right. see what I'm saying like it's not about. ratings right like ratings come if. people believe you mhm like if you sit. around thinking about the ratings do you. think you would be on. no no what do you mean you be on this.

show right now imion about his like. saying. things yeah how'd that come across can. we do that again let me do that again. get it he didn't even catch it oh you. [ __ ] oh wait a minute hey you. [ __ ] you're saying that Mark. Zuckerberg and Mel Gibson get better. better ratings than me occasionally. occasionally they do [ __ ] like I like. talking to everybody I don't I genuinely. don't give a [ __ ] like how the show's. going to do I don't think you can I. think if you do that it'll distort what.

you do and I think we've all seen people. who uh fall victim to what they call. audience capture you know they start. getting a crowd like you see with a lot. of guys like online they start saying. like a lot of wacky right-wing things. andbody like yeah finally someone's. telling the truth and then they become. just like a a. [ __ ] my my compass for that is this. whenever I hear somebody say on a. podcast or whatever when they say you. guys all those people over there are. wrong I'm I'm the one whistleblower I.

figured out I'm the one now you do have. mavericks but I always am weary of when. I hear somebody go all that the entire. medical establishment is wrong and I'm. right and I go I don't think so I think. it's way I I I I just don't think you. know enough I don't think you as one. person I'm not going to just put all my. bags um there is something called a. scientific consensus sometimes that. could be a [ __ ] consensus we can be. told we can be told that climate climate. scientists all agree it's not true it's. just how you get funding so sometimes.

the incentive structures are there and. the same with the medical establish. correct let's just be a little bit let's. be a little bit more yeah you can't say. you know things because I've heard. people who are those kind of people say. they know things about me yeah like oh. you know that you can't use your phone. on his show I've heard people say that. like. confidently confidently say that he's. handled by the CIA listen Mike Baker is. my friend and I'm pretty sure he's still. in the CIA I like him I like him I have.

him on because like here's a guy who was. CIA operative like let me ask this guy. how and I really do believe he's a. patriot and I really do think he's a. great guy and I think there's a lot of. them and I and I'm I don't believe cops. are bad and I I don't believe any of. that [ __ ] I think there's bad people. in every [ __ ] business there's a lot. of comedians that I think are rotten. [ __ ] I don't like them you know but it. doesn't mean I hate comedians I love. comedians but there's some comedians. that [ __ ] suck and if you encounter. those Comedians and that's your only.

exposure to comedians you're going to oh. my God these guys are all selfish. [ __ ] and narcissists and they rob. people and yeah it's just a few there. just a few of those I also know some CIA. people like real CIA people and you talk. to them and it's like they're always. like this they're always like dude I I. wish we were as competent as people say. I mean if you were involved talk to Evan. haer like one of my best I had breakfast. with him today love that guy to death. and he's f. I love him I just said this to him he's.

that he that was his business for a. while correct I know a bunch of those. guns correct and you need them you need. them you want to know how the real world. works the real world Works talk to Evan. have a conversation with Evan Andy sto. same I said to him my go I went to his. wedding and I loved everybody there. because they were all his closest. friends Evan was there and stuff and I. just that was the first time I met Evan. and and I'm just talking to these tier. one guys and they just seem so. intelligent they were so and they were. and John Dudley was there and a lot of. like great guys but I'm talking to some.

pretty cool people right who who who. have done a lot with their life and they. were well-rounded and everything else. and I said man I I just think it'd be so. fun to be in that in a tier one unit. because they're just all so they're so. smart and they're just they just have. such a wide breath of knowledge and he. goes God you're so [ __ ]. wrong that's Andy Andy's the best Andy. had one of the quickest paths to black. belts I think I've ever seen oh is he a. black belt now yep well he lives with a. black belt instructor that's the thing.

when your wife is a black belt you. better get your [ __ ] p's and q's in. order he's probably a quick study that. dude is so [ __ ] smart he's another. guy who's very smart genius but also uh. obsessive like he got obsessive with bow. hunting became very proficient at Bow. Hunting very quickly yeah and then you. know living with a black belt though. what a huge Advantage you can just drill. with your wife also SEAL Team Six guy so. he's got some physicality kind of hot. you know your wife's Strang strangling. you every day. like and she could probably kick his ass.

in the beginning Leah Leah is built like. a true athlete oh yeah you cannot be. light in the ass super smart too yeah. super smart which like I think most. black belts are I think it's just. there's too many things you have to. consider to get that good at Jiu-Jitsu. there's so there it's infinite yeah you. could be a brute and just brute strength. your way through a lot of it and you. know be kind of halfway dumb and get to. Black Belt maybe maybe my only regret is. not not going down that rabbit hole I I. I'm I train now I wake up every morning.

going ah. yeah you don't train much anymore right. no I want to though this is the thing. I'm trying to rehab my [ __ ] knee my. knee is the thing that's keeping me from. doing it right now I twisted it when I. was hunting this year pretty bad J SW up. that happened to me the other day I. train at this um this in in nono's MMA. who I I love it down in Hermosa and. I I I love doing it but I of course I'm. rolling with a 26y old and I'm like. let's go and of course I'm 57 and I see.

his ankle don't give me your ankle bro. I'm an ankle guy I pick his ankle drive. him to the ground [ __ ] poke that. ankle up I'm back I'm back bro I'm a. wrest high school high school dude had. trouble looking left for 11 days all. right [ __ ] worth it you know that's. well you got to when you're old you got. to roll in a different way you got to. roll like roll with John jaac Machado. okay John jaac Machado who was you know. my instructor since 1998 John jock is. still rolling and still dominating black.

belt on the mat when John jock rolls he. never moves fast there's no fast his. knowledge is so wide his understanding. of he's talking to you Joe Hogan Joe. Hogan I'm about to pass your guard he's. talking [ __ ] to you does whatever he. wants but it's smooth and slow and. because of that he does not get hurt. yeah you he's had a few injuries over. the year but when talk when you you you. deal with like highlevel black belts who. roll on a consistent basis and Shan. Jack's in his 50s now he is not hurt.

he's still like looks fantastic he's. like filled with energy trains all the. time you got you can't do that ape [ __ ]. that you did when you were 23 like. [ __ ] wrestler I don't get I don't get. hurt when I'm rolling with somebody. who's really good yeah [ __ ] that yeah. you can't be that guy you got to like. you know you got to move slow yeah slow. and strong I like to talk [ __ ] to guys. who are way better that's fine and you. got to be flexible that's the other. thing you got to really work on your.

stretching and your flexibility you have. to maintain your Mobility I was watching. Arman serukan who's fighting Islam makev. for the lightweight title next weekend. and he was doing this mobility and. flexibility routine like this is insane. he's so jacked and so mobile like more. than I think anybody I've ever seen well. part of that also I think that one of. the people don't talk about this I think. the dogani the Russians like morab and. oh Jesus Christ that's the dude who's.

fighting for the lightweight title and. by the way they fought a few years back. and it was godamn son dude I thought I. was I thought I was straight this whole. time godamn [ __ ] that dude isn't even. flexing right there that's a. good-looking man I mean that's a strong. man is what I meant good-looking and. strong God I'm gay you're correct on. both Jesus what a Monster yeah homeboy. by the way his coach is a gold medalist. I think his coach is a gold medalist. Olympic wrestler here's thing about. those. guys I think one of their advantages. that nobody talks about is that when you.

get a guy like khabib you get these. dagestanis you get these Russians these. these Armenians and stuff they've been. training probably since they were six. and and and so what happens is your. tendons and everything gets really. really strong and also if you ever watch. like Alexander Kellin the way they would. warm up oh yeah those guys like Kellin. could do a backflip go to splits and all. that those guys the way they warm up was. it was scientific yes and and so because. they knew that the micro damage that. happens and so they would they would. strengthen all the connective tissue.

first and I think a lot of times like. guys like morab guys like um uh nurma. Umar since they've been training so long. their bodies are different they feel. different they are different they're. more rugged so they don't get injured. they don't deal with injuries I think. one of the biggest things that is is. hard for of they all get injured they. might get injured I think they get. injured less they probably or they train. they train. differently you're definitely right that. their bodies are stronger because. they've been doing it since they were.

younger and that they get developed in. that way but they're all the the. opposite is true uh with striking like. not the opposite but it's also true with. striking that if you start striking when. you're in your 30s you're never going to. catch Floyd Mayweather never you you. just you need that radar well you need. that your body needs to be sort of like. developed to strike yeah but you also. have to be like if you look at the the. boxers like if you look Floyd Mayweather. his father and his uncle said to him. like they knew they were like boxing is.

just am as much about not getting hit. like you can be great and everything. else if if your emphasis isn't on every. time you throw you got to be in a. position where you're not going to get. hit every time you step cust was that. way too every time you you throw you. step right and and that huge part of. that is it was all a foot game and all. of that is if you haven't been train. properly as you're learning how to box. you're going to get take a lot of damage. and you're [ __ ] you're [ __ ] after a. while and if you look at those really. good coaches those old guys Eddie futch. who taught who would teach the jab your.

hand was here because instead of here. you were you were taking shots you would. be here so if you watch him fight with. Ken Norton when he fought Ali he said. when you fight Ali Ali's here when he. when he Jabs he's doing this I want your. hand here so you can see Norton catching. Ali's jab and then boom answering back. and catching Ali in the face those. little details make like literally all. the difference in whether you five more. years or if you're done five years. earlier well the best example is Floyd. right because he got hit less than.

anybody ever I can count him on my hand. yeah if you want to say like who's the. best boxer of all time I always say. Floyd because he got hit less than. anybody and that's the whole thing and. by the way didn't have the kind of power. that any of these other guys had didn't. have that like that Roy Jones when he. was younger he was a power puncher but. but he broke his hands a bunch of times. that was part of the problem and but. even then like he wasn't a robust guy. you know so he I mean uh his name. travante Davis or anything right right. well that's a great example of a guy. with just Preposterous power you know.

just Preposterous power did you see. Arthur better beeve who is uh fighting. Demetri bival he did a a hammer workout. on a tire where he hit a tire for an. hour he did for an hour an hour what he. hit a tire for an hour with a. sledgehammer Tanis are made of different. [ __ ] He's chch but same [ __ ] ham. chamaya Savage people and he's the one. of the scariest boxers of all time the. only fight that he had as a professional.

that went the distance is Bol I know the. only fight did you see when B would have. he was 190 with 19 Knockouts that's. [ __ ] insane when you have your hands. up with him he'll still concuss you yeah. he hits that hard just basic two like. ones and twos maybe a hook once in a. while there's a great video where this. boxer who was you know world class boxer. who's a professional got brought in to. box bitter beef and his coach said to. him just do your best he's like do my. best do my what the [ __ ] are you talking. do my I'm GNA [ __ ] this dude up and he. goes and he hit me the first time he hit.

me it was like nothing I'd ever. experienced in my life like it was. almost like my body left me and I was. like standing. there that's your job dude better be of. is hitting people too like this it's all. short everything is short and it's just. power that they'll hit your arms oh yeah. he'll break your arms down and then by. so round five enjoy that [ __ ] Canelo a. lot of that he does a lot of that he. smashes guys arms sh up with him you. don't want that guy punching your arms.

well I've always said that about look at. look at his workouts with his wrists and. fists yeah and this is his warm-up. better be of is one of the craziest. specimens cuz he's almost 40 years old. too so he had this endurance fight with. Bal so it's 12 rounds of super high Pace. very endurance heavy and he was the one. that was dominating at the the last. rounds correct correct that that's. February 22nd I'm [ __ ] pumped for. that fight they're going to fight again. oh yeah it's the rematch I'm very pumped. for that fight cuz ball is so goddamn.

good too what he did to Canelo like no. one's ever done that Canelo I think the. best fighter I I think you can make an. argument for certainly top three. fighters of all. time is is usyk yes I think he's. incredible incredible I mean I I've. watched every one of his fights that. dude is on such a different level and. he's smaller than everybody he's. fighting giants he's fighting giants. when you're fighting a guy who's 60. pounds heavier W with 10 o 12 ooun. gloves it makes such a world of. difference trying to especially when the.

guy is [ __ ] Anthony Joshua you know. but please understand usyk fought it I. think 75 when he started out he's not a. big guy no he's like 225 230 a. heavyweight 220 not not big not big and. that's a lot of by the way that was. Tyson's weight when he was in his prime. too there's something to be said for. that cuz a 220 lb man like Mike Tyson. can knock out any human being that's. ever lived the amount of power he can. generate his. insane so then you have the speed of. being only 220 lbs instead of 290 you.

know or like remember when uh Andy Ruiz. fought Joshua the second time and he got. real fat yeah so sad because like you. had a real chance of like carving out a. legacy the The Knockout in the first. fight was [ __ ] huge he has. speed surpris the [ __ ] out his [ __ ]. boxing combinations are so fluid he. punches like a middleweight and is he a. bronze medalist I don't know I think. I think he is I think he did metal great. boxer very very boxer super nice guy too.

when he came out did the podcast after. he beat Joshua he had a [ __ ] Diamond. en crusted wash he came in a Rolls-Royce. I was like let's go let's go Andy let's. go I like it we got to get you an. accountant though don't spend too much. money an accountant and probably don't. get to 280 PBS the problem is then all. of a sudden you're a superstar and. you're partying and you're having cesas. and hanging with the boys I think. there's a also you've got a you've got. to take the responsibility on of being a. champion it's hard to hold that it's one. thing it's like starting a business you.

can get you can get people to know about. your your business it's running a. business is very different little bit. like you get in the staying staying. Champion maintaining Champion I remember. Matt Hughes when BJ Penn beat him he. told me he goes honestly Joe it's a. weight off my back wow and I was like. really and I was like it makes sense. though cuz he was just smashing. everybody and he was the person that. everyone was chasing yeah and it's like. got a [ __ ] weigh on your psyche. that's why Jones to me is just he didn't. win lost in the qualification. tournaments for the Olympics oh he.

didn't go to the Olympics okay okay but. he did win a bunch of other stuff uh he. represented Mexico in the 2008 Beijing. Olympic Games qualification tournaments. losing to oh Cuba Cuba man you ever. watch how guys train the Cubans are. amazing because they don't hit mits like. you you'll have a guy and they're just. moving moving moving and once in a while. the coast will lift a glove B one shot. you know moving moving it's all it's all. footwork you throw one punch you know. they they like the Russians developed a. very technical and very technique.

oriented way of Combat Sports it's why. the Russians were so good at Olympics at. at wrestling rather because they were so. technical where the Americans would just. try to work harder than everybody else. and the Russians like figured out like. no there's a time you work hard and. there's a time you recover and you have. to have active recovery and they got. real scientific about their physical. training real like uh Dan gab when he. did the podcast was explaining to me how. he learned uh sauna from the Eastern. block people yeah he like they started. incorporating sauna he's like this is.

another added element that raises your. endurance because they would train hard. and then after training you sit in that. sauna for 20 minutes at 190 degrees man. your heart is hammering so you're. getting static cardio also it has an EPO. like effect where it's like a mild dose. of epo it raises your red blood cells. really yeah my endurance is raised. significantly when I started doing Co. plunges there that's controversial still. right well co- plunges is not. controversial in terms of the way it.

makes you feel okay so the psychological. benefits of the increase in dopamine. levels and norepinephrine that is 100%. established I think that is one of the. most powerful aspects of the Cal plunge. also what's been established is that. when you do the Cal plunge before. exercise it raises testosterone so. there's something about doing the cold. plunge and then forcing your body to. heat up through a warmup and then going. through your workout that raises. testosterone for people and there was a.

study that was done where it showed this. guy went from having an extremely low uh. testosterone level to having a. testosterone level where his doctor. thought he was juicing all he changed. was he started doing cold plunge before. every workout put your body under stress. it's not good after workout really no. because you want H hypertrophy and you. want muscles to grow and strengthen and. part of that growth and strengthening is. inflammation so that inflammation is. actually good heat on the other hand is.

good after workouts so it's good for the. effect of uh it raises your red blood. that's interesting so Dan Gable said he. would do a sauna after working out. because it raised his endurance yes it. raises your endurance and the the. Eastern block athletes already knew that. Fedor was famous for using sauna wow. yeah Fedor would use sauna and cold plun. so they use hot and cold therapy so. huberman recommends doing that once a. week and what you do is you go back and. forth and back and forth you always.

finish on cold though always allow your. body to reheat itself up don't finish on. sauna so you would do cold plunge or. sauna cold plunge sauna cold plunge. however many cycles you want to do it. but he said that raises your human. growth hormone level the swedes do that. I did that in [ __ ] Sweden where I was. with all these Vikings it's [ __ ] so. funny well the Finnish studies on sauna. are amazing what it's shown these are. long-term studies over 20 years it shows. that people who took the sauna four days. a week for 20 minutes at a time at 175.

degrees had a 40% decrease in all cause. mortality compared to their peers 40%. decrease in all cause mortality heart. attack stroke cancer 40% decrease. because the heat shock proteins the. stress on your body it makes you more. resilient it makes you more more vibrant. you have more energy and you have less. inflammation after it's over wow your. body produces those heat shock proteins. you feel amazing when you get out you. feel loose and relaxed you have a sauna.

here I have a sauna everywhere I don't I. don't [ __ ] around dude I even have a. portable sauna that I bring with me it's. like a blanket sauna that's one of our. sponsors what's that called I'll hug you. what's that blanket sponsor sauna called. find that sucker I have to pee it's. really good you got to pee want pee. right now we'll pee right now we'll be. right back we'll be right back there's a. scene in a book called Blood Meridian. where the guy chops the dude's head off. with that [ __ ] knife let me see that. book. thise who gave me this I don't know. someone. cool sure don't [ __ ] ruin it for.

everybody I mean that's a. knife I don't know what you do with this. if you were if you had to nothing good. clear brush yeah I don't think that's a. brush clearing knife son what is this. it's a hacking knife yeah who gave me. that it's when it's when you're you're. coming in and you want to just clear it. clear house uh no you're an [ __ ] you. have a giant knife on your table that's. what it's. for what's the knif for just in case bro. when the president came they had to take.

those uh axes Off the Wall really yeah. when Trump came C I might go crazy and. grab one of those and impale them in the. forehead those axes look like they. actually would work too oh those are. real those are the Jack car tomahawks. they they look like you can throw them. well I don't think you throw them I. think you're [ __ ] yeah wow you know. ow you heard me put that away you're. making me uncomfortable. yeah I was going to grab it by the blade. like something aggressive about a knife. that's very aggressive this is a very. aggressive knife yeah that's a.

ridiculous knife that's like little. that's Overkill do we know who gave it. to me I'm looking that's like somebody. if somebody wears that on their belt I'm. like your dick is Tiny that's incredible. or you're a [ __ ] complete psycho or. you're a Psy or you're living in. downtown Los Angeles right now that's. right that's right that's what's going. to be really crazy as well I I want to. see what happens because I think first. of all rents are going to go through the. roof this is going to be crazy there is. a major going to live major housing. shortage this is a major problem where. are they going to live where are all. those people in the Palisades going to. go there's thousands and thousands of.

houses I think people who own I'll tell. you what's going to happen I think I. think people that own houses that are. not in fire zones even if they're small. are going to sell their houses for. millions of dollars because you got. those very wealthy people going I need a. place name a price and your house might. be worth $2 million you're going to sell. it for four wow I think that's what's. going to happen I really do that's gonna. be even more [ __ ] it's going to be. completely [ __ ] and remember you know. Los Angeles has been the worst at the. worst at building affordable housing or.

just housing in general all the. permitting you got to go through all the. red tape they can't do it um there. there's there's so many issues there's. so many issues but especially housing. especially we have what is it I think. poverty rate in Los Angeles is like. Second To None the schools are terrible. uh the homeless situation is I think the. second but hey it's sunny yeah it's. sunny people are really pretty yeah. yeah and there's a lot of Tik Tok stars. there there's a lot of Tik Tok stars and. that's that's good for our culture.

that's good for our culture what was the. name of that sauna blanket again Bon. charge spell it B Bon charge it's a. blanket yeah it's a blanket yeah you. could carry it with you when you go on. vacation and sauna the [ __ ] out of. yourself anywhere you go yeah yeah I'm. not doing that but I appreciate it it's. I live by sauna man if if I had to. choose between one thing that I. eliminated yeah if I had to take C or. sauna I would take sauna all day I think. cold plunge is very important and it's. really good for just my mental state I.

just like that I force myself to get in. there I like it I win every day I win. well I said to you when you signed that. deal I go you I say this to people about. you you've not changed even a little bit. well if anything you've calmed down you. have peace of mind but you've not. changed as like in terms of like you. know you you become a very powerful. influential person but I've never I. haven't seen you change I haven't seen. you like it hasn't gotone to your head I. said why and you go I think it's cuz I.

do something really difficult every day. and it just reminds me of what a [ __ ] I. am yeah I break myself down every day I. think that's important I think it's. everything because I think mental health. is attached to that I think too many. people have too much anxiety and too. much. like feel yeah well de pressure and also. I don't read comments which is huge you. know because a lot a lot of people out. there reading comments read one comment. Fu I was talking to Zuck about that. yesterday I'm like you got to stop. reading comments read comments yeah I'll. tell him to stop right now it's so bad.

for you comments it's so bad for you. I've never read one [ __ ] especially good. ones I don't want to hear because it's. going to have power over. me I appreciate them I appreciate people. even the bad comments I I get it look. you know uh if I was 15 I would be the. worst [ __ ] poster on Twitter all time. I'd be a total troll I'd be on forchan. I'd be on all those things be talking. mad [ __ ] all day long you know that kid. Matan Matan he's that kid Israel kid.

who's like 17 years old and a complete. troll I did his podcast it was so fun. but he's just like that those kids at. that age they are about just there's no. reverence to anything no they want to. tear it all down they want to tear it. all down also it's all about making a a. living getting eyeballs on you yeah. right that's what their their business's. eyeballs so if they can slap someone at. a supermarket or you know [ __ ] scare. someone in line at the grocery store or. whatever the [ __ ] they do to get. attention that's their currency their. currency is attention and if you beat.

their ass it's actually good for them. that's right there's no there's no way. which is really crazy it's just a. different yeah I mean different time. it's the end of Rome it's the end of. Rome it's the collapse of of of a really. sick civilization and you know the thing. that you're seeing like with this whole. like woke fire department which is um. we're talking about that lady saying if. your husband in that burning building. like that they want someone who looks. like me who like like looks like them. like that's not what they want this is.

but this this is all like this. ideological like. bizarre cult that these people have. fallen into that leads to the collapse. of great civilizations because the. people that worked hard to make this. like very easy life those people don't. get respected and then the people that. you think are the Marg IED people that. should be elevated through Equity these. people that haven't done anything now. you're giving them all the power yeah.

and you're also letting them be the. bullies of the bullies now right so they. got picked on their whole life now. they're we're we're kicking ass now we. get things done I there was Pride. magazine in the whatever website I'll. send you this because it's real see like. see if you can find that Jamie so I. don't have to look for it but the uh the. the headline said the the. lbgt fire chief is showing that she can. get things done really yeah this is in.

the middle of the biggest disaster in. the history of Los. Angeles but saying that she can get it. done shows she can get it done like what. do get it done yeah what does that mean. yeah run out of water collapse Society. what does it mean I don't know if that. the blame lays in the fire department by. the way here I think you watch I'm going. to make a prediction I'm I betas it's. already happening I promise you that the. progressive government in Los Angeles. and in Sacramento is going to blame not.

infrastructure not government. incompetence not mismanagement but. climate change I promise watch well good. luck with that good luck with here it is. amid Palisades fire Los Angeles first. LBGTQ plus fire chief is proving. lesbians get it done excuse me lesbians. get it done not she gets it done I I. it's even dumber than I thought believe. she's proving Les her sexual proclivity. is really what makes it so what does. that mean like Elon Musk is proving. heterosexuals build Rockets is that what.

that means it's just identity politics. which nonsense it's nonsense people. writing nonsense things it's so placing. it's placing a group above an individual. right so treat that person like the. individual I don't give a [ __ ] that. she's into women I don't care at all. she's comp she's competent I'll I'll. I'll [ __ ] vote for her all day I. don't know if she is I I don't know. enough about her call it climate change. because LA's been like that forever the. reason why they filmed in LA in the. [ __ ] first place was because La.

doesn't have rain that's right that's. why they started Hollywood down there. until what happened it got too expensive. to do business got too expensive to. shoot in La taxes and everything else it. got too expensive it is too expensive to. open restaurants or anything else in La. so you've got this great this great. sandwich chain I I'm obsessed with. called snarfs right I I just like their. I think they have one in awesome. you mean you think you have they brought. them here yeah I brought them here um I. love I love their sandwiches dude and.

and you know that company is so good. that I I literally was I want to get. involved in the franchise business. because I think it's it's a it's they're. crushing and I and they will not open in. in Los Angeles it's too expensive. they're too many th a friend of mine who. you both you and I both know has. businesses in Texas and businesses in. Los Angeles and a lot of them okay I'll. tell you who it is later o I love a. suspense so in his California. businesses he's been sued over 1,000.

times I think it's 10,2 times 10,2 times. in the 18 years he's been in business in. Texas he's been sued once once and in. that case they were right to sue them. because they did something wrong and. it's pretty interesting because there's. a literally a difference in culture. there's a difference in the notion of. I'm responsible for my actions some. somebody else is responsible for the. state I'm in and that is a that is a. mind virus that has taken over Los.

Angeles taken over California in my. opinion a lot of this is just mindset. and I think it's very ironic with all. due respect because I have a lot of. friends who lost houses in the palis. area and everything else but and I and I. if you had walked through the Palisades. you would have seen a lot most of them. voted for Karen bass I'm not saying. Karen bass deserves all this blame but. I'm saying there was a lot of Comm stuff. there the very very little Trump stuff. and it's ironic to me because I do think. to an extent without having done enough.

research but i' I've done some that you. have to lay at least some of the blame. for this total inability to respond to. government mismanagement and the fact. that this government this progressive. government in California in Sacramento. in Los Angeles put things like um. climate change and social justice ahead. of [ __ ] basic infrastructure basic. infrastructure you knew they were. predicting and they knew how how dry.

this season was [ __ ] eight months. Without Rain okay guys so we need to. figure out there is a way to solve every. problem you got toig if do you need an. army of firefighters they cut they cut. 17% I know they cut 17% 17.6 million. from the fire budget in Los Angeles. wasn't it 17% or was it 17.6 million. there you go that's what I read see if. that's true I thought it was percent but. maybe so I think it's 17.6 maybe that's. what it turned million but 17 million it.

I don't know what that means 17% it. might be they have a100 million budget. and they cut it down to. S obv Jamie $800 million or something. crazy yeah that's the whole budget yeah. it's a lot so they only cut 17 million. out of 800 but still why would you cut. anything out of one of the most. important things obviously now you know. now you know that was a huge mistake now. you know you should have increase the. budget yeah well to your to your point. this was a perfect storm to an extent. and there's there's a limit to what any. fire department can do there's a limit.

right we live in Los Angeles fires are a. reality earthquakes are a reality. mudslides are a reality we know this. it's a it's California is a tough place. to live that it's great but there are a. lot of liabilities I just think if you. know that that's the case something went. wrong and our infrastructure the fact. that our fire hydrants and it happened. in Colorado three years ago but the fact. that the fire hydrants lost pressure you. you can predict these things right well. again I bring it back to Trump because. Trump was saying that this all could be. solved and he was right what he was.

saying is true and that they are doing. it to protect a [ __ ] smelt that. exists the Delta smelt that exists other. places I love the Delta smelt I don't. what is that thing let me see what a. Delta looks like I don't give a [ __ ]. about those things neither do I um yeah. 17 million last year she directed more. uh for 20123 2024 fiscal year Los. Angeles allocated 837 million to the Los. Angeles Fire Department accounting for. roughly 65% of the 1.3 billion do budget. designated for homelessness initiatives. which didn't work what 5% for.

homelessness initiatives didn't work. roughly half the budget for homelessness. went unspent these [ __ ] let me say. something else about that [ __ ]. the homeless thing too you talk to you. talk to Progressive about the homeless. thing you know what they'll say it's a. housing shortage no it's not it's a drug. and mental health problem housing. housing housing sorry housing housing. and we can't fix. ital sp4 billion last year 24 billion.

californ industrial complex yeah that's. what it is it's a bunch of people making. money off of nonprofits of course yeah. and so there's there's a vested interest. in keeping homeless a problem yeah the. real problem is that there's homeless at. all like how is that possible in the. greatest Society the world's ever known. but because we've put very little effort. into stopping it very little effort into. education and fixing people's mental. health problems and mental health. institutions for people that are sick. and twisted and real solutions like IBA.

Gain real things that they can do to. sort of reset people's minds and help. them get out of it real programs to help. people integrate back into society I. know a guy who tier one guy who was. dealing with real demons and he did one. session of ibigan and it changed. everything yeah well there's a lot of. people like that I had the former. governor of Texas Rick Perry on um um. and he was explaining it and that's. surprising that Rick Perry who's you. know Texas. conservative it was very reluctant and.

then he knew someone who came back from. the war and was suffering and you know. he got involved and does it repairs the. neural pathway or something like that. yes helps people with Parkinson's. disease wow really crazy completely. rewires the brain of addicted people. damn stops the pathways gives you an. insight as to why you're addicted in the. first place like what little weird. [ __ ] patterns you have in your head. what are you escaping when you're trying. to like load up on heroin it's crazy but.

it's illegal this is the the nuttiest. part of it and this is the beautiful. thing about what Rick Perry's trying to. do and explaining it very eloquently. that it was all established in the 1970s. to combat Richard Nixon's political. opponents so the anti-war movement the. Civil Rights Movement if they made all. those drugs illegal the sweeping Act of. 1970 the Psychedelic Drug Act where they. were just trying to demonize these. things that these people were using that. was like you know the flower child. movement the hippies the anti-war people.

they're like we need to figure out a way. to lock these [ __ ] up well they. did a really interesting study on or. there was a guy journalist I can't. remember was talking about they they. drew this comparison when the 60s music. movement happened with Henrick and all. those guys when they were taking. psychedelics incredible things were. going on music oh yeah once they turned. to cocaine and. heroin [ __ ]. dieded yeah well I was bring it back to.

cars you know because I'm a car freak. the cars of the 1960s were the greatest. [ __ ] cars America has ever created in. terms of the way they looked yeah the. iconic view the the the image of those. things and it all died around. 7071 everything after 71 is a piece of. [ __ ] except a few Corvettes look cool. well because they they needed to become. first of all then there's the gas crisis. so cars started becoming less powerful. and more economical and then they. started making them out of plastic and. they just looked like [ __ ] and then they.

weren't doing the drugs anymore so they. the design sucked if you go back to. design like one of the classics that I. always put out like let's look at a. 1969 Boss Mustang so this is bring that. up acid marijuana whatever these people. that were designing these cars were like. freaks they were weirdos you know cuz. they were artists and they design these. things it just to this day you look at. them you go [ __ ] [ __ ] look at that yeah.

look at that that's the that's the. reason why John Wick killed. everybody that's it is they stole his. car they killed his puppy and they stole. that car and John Wick killed everybody. that is a [ __ ] work of art man. Whiplash [ __ ] engine God damn that's. a work of art that is one of the most. beautiful things human beings [ __ ] the. cine Chapel that's one of the most. beautiful things human beings have ever. created look at that God cataly converti. carburetor shut your mouth about that.

this is Texas pull all that stuff off. and [ __ ] roll roll coal right on the. highway it gets like a block a gallon. yeah my um my Raptor my Hennessy Raptor. that has 1,000 horsepower I get 9 miles. to the gallon suck my dick look at that. thing that is a different one that's a. um that's a a yeah that's a classic. restor nothing for classic Recreations. does uh um a Resto mod version of it but. that's like the right from the factory. version both of them are gorgeous do it.

come in electric they do make them in. electric honestly yeah there's a company. that takes old cars in turns electric I. guess well a lot of people have a. problem with it evera does it I like the. I like the old as Martin those are cool. [ __ ] gorgeous man pull up evera ever is. a company that takes old Porsches and. they do old Mustangs and they convert. them and make them fully electric wow. yeah and but they look really cool but. you're missing the whole point the whole. point is feel the road it's a work of.

art it's a mechanical experience I drove. a 1985 Porsche tar dude oh my good it's. a a stick shift oh yeah what a beautiful. car you feel everything but God damn. it's beautiful I mean you're just. zipping you know well it's so light too. it's so engaging that's a great car oh. my God those are the best that's the. only time I've driven a car and I went I. get it like I've never been. I drive I drive a Tesla 3 with white. interior white exterior I wanted to gay. as I want to be as gay as I could it's.

still an incredible car um so they do a. bunch of different stuff so let's go to. the 19 uh 9 Porsche 911 964. signature so look at that so they take. this 964 Porsche which is one of the. most beautiful years and they turned it. into this insane electric Beast damn. yeah incredible car man I mean Sub Zero. uh 0 to 60 sub four seconds goes how. beautiful it looks too oh my God new.

electric Porsche which is but look at. the range up to 200 miles shut the [ __ ]. up with that range that range is. nonsense up to 200 miles is where you're. driving really slow 100 miles but I bet. that thing is super sick to drive and. godamn it looks beautiful but wouldn't. it be better if it. went when you start it up I think it. should. [Music]. be you want to hear that. yeah you want to feel the engagement of. the clutch you want to pull the the gear. lever down in a second you want to let.

off the clutch and hit the gas you want. feel it I I like what they're doing I. think it's cool whatever I'd rather I'd. take that car and I'd gut it I'd gut it. and put a [ __ ] real engine in it. again it looks beautiful but what can I. pick one of those up for like a regular. car one 964 you there's a bunch of. different companies there's a company. called not not not electric I'm talking. no no no a regular one there a company. that specializes in air cooled Porsches. um go to. Sloan Sloan that's those the old ones.

the ones that you drove the one that. 1980s one that's a that's an air cooled. one the old ones are the ones that yeah. that's it so this place uh specializes. in uh Porsches but particularly air. cooled Porsches they've got a lot of air. cool go click on like available cars so. inventory go to inventory yeah that's. nice too so a lot of these are the. expensive more modern ones like the 1963. like click on that one 84 911 Carrera. look at that 26,000 original miles.

that's a gorgeous car oh dude that's a. joy to drive it's beautiful that car is. a joy to drive 100% look how oh it's got. to be very expensive with such low miles. that thing's probably meticulously. maintained it looks incredible so you're. not picking that thing up no no that's. an expensive car and by the way not very. fast not fast that's not you're missing. the point but it's the handling it's the. it's the feel it's the experience of. driving it is so analog it probably.

doesn't even have power steering [ __ ]. it's brand new oh it's basically brand. new. whoever kept that amazing they probably. sell that for couple hundred thousand. couple hundred yeah Jesus at least okay. I would imagine I mean it says contact. us for pricing but if you want to get. one like that a stellar model with 20. look if you get a a 911 from. 1970 like a 911 RS a good example is a.

million doll what yes oh Jesus go Google. uh 911. 1971 911 RS Immaculate for sale I. guarantee you they're over a million. dollars yeah cuz they're just very your. your model 3 will blow that thing away. in every way shape or form handling. speed especially if you have the model 3. Performance that's why I like my car so. much I like the Tes they go easy they. make every other car seem stupid but.

it's a different experience than driving. that thing that thing is an amusement. park ride like that thing is a that's. like grinding your own coffee it's. something about it like there's there's. a manual Sensations there's a tactile. there's a tactile sensation yeah yeah. yeah lighting your own fire on the grill. and cooking over hardwood coals I think. there's a huge value to that like. cooking like the the the fact that it. takes you take time to get good at. something like cooking the perfect beef. stew or whatever the [ __ ] is yeah oh. yeah especially if you're cooking over.

fire it brings you this caveman DNA. section of your brain oh yeah also it. makes the food taste convenience and. abundance comes with a price like. everything else sometimes that's a lack. of connection sometimes just the the. actual process of doing [ __ ] like the. actual process of preparation and all. that is a form of flow that you get into. there's a great book called beyond. boredom anxiety by um shiken Miha I.

don't what the [ __ ] his name is he's. like this Hungarian scientist he. compares the flow state that rock. climbers surgeons painters and. conductors get into and and it's all. very similar because it takes incredible. concentration when you're rock climbing. you the rock climbers look at the. painters like [ __ ] you are not in the. same Flow State as me [ __ ] it's. very no they're not cuz it's life and. death right that shows the average sales. like it's a stock almost so five have. been sold for an average of. $78,000 oh my God isn't that crazy my.

Lord that's crazy 2.5 million 2.5. million for that one click on that can. you click on that so I can see a couple. more stand does let you see what it. looks like there it is let's see if we. could find it God by the way um it's a. lot of that is like a a dick measuring. contest like that I have a pristine. model yeah they don't drive this is like. a Jerry Seinfeld type vehicle like he. would he would own one of those yeah I. have a. 1993 RS America it's a 964 I know you've.

seen it that little red Porsche that I. have yeah no manual Ste or no power. steering no air conditioning no nothing. it doesn't have a radio it doesn't have. jack [ __ ] it's so Raw it's so Raw it's. it's it's raw and Rowdy it sounds loud. you feel everything every time I drive. it I'm like water i d do you remember. when I used to have that that [ __ ]. Bronco yeah 1971 with a 350 Windsor. whatever the [ __ ] it was I don't know. carburetor I remember you came to my.

house and that dude I would get dizzy on. the highway from the gas [ __ ] the gas. it had no top dude I thought it was. going to pass out I was like I went to. the mechanic I think I'm going to pass. out I was all panicked you know he goes. is this the way it is I go what do you. mean it's the way it is you're dying. slowly but you're living sold that thing. for 500 bucks or something I don't know. I was like get away from me I was so. happy when you bought it I like when you. get irrational I want you to be more. irrational I think it's good for you oh. that way with dogs too yeah oh is it a. fighting dog really fresh out of the box. let's do it let's get it I think that uh.

a little bit of irrationality for. comedians is very good for you 100% I. think pretty irrational you got to have. a little bit of fun in you there's a fun. auction coming up in a month oh yeah all. these are for sale uh coming from Paris. oh that Alfa Romeo that little thing. right there that little Alpha Romeo 1965. I guarantee you that's fun as [ __ ] to. drive too looks shitty oh it looks. shitty but I'm telling you you feel. every [ __ ] bump on the road through. your ass yeah I never got into those uh. 356 Porsches I think those look like a.

[ __ ] VW Bug they do look like a but. that right to the right of it the 92 RS. that's what I have yeah I have one of. those with a duct tail ever read one. with a duct tail I love it yeah I love. it well you know what it is they're they. have a personality there's something. about getting into my I had a girlfriend. who had a a vintage Mercedes and I swear. to God I got attached that car it felt. like an experience I would get in there. and I I I it had a personality almost it.

was like 100% you know what I mean CU. somebody had made that somebody had. taken the time a lot of that shit's made. by hand I think well they're definitely. put together by hand yeah I mean. especially back then those considered by. Craftsman like when something's really. considered by Craftsman and and you. can't you cannot replace the feel of. like something that's been crafted out. of red one. 1970 look at that son oh my goodness. that's a beautiful piece of Machinery. it's Artic it's an expression of. artistry man that is such a gorgeous car.

yeah that is [ __ ] beautiful that's. European brother and it's so light those. cars are so light dude that's like a. 2,000lb car really yeah they're they're. so little yeah when you're near them. they're so little you know how much my. three-ways almost 6,000 lb oh they're. very they [ __ ] up U those um borders. those what what are they called the the. rails guard rails they go right through. those things cuz they're too heavy dude. my are meant for regular siiz cars how.

gorgeous that is look at that damn thing. man God it's so beautiful Jesus. extinguisher that guy's that guy. maintained that [ __ ] that guy. knows how to drive I bet look at that. steering wheel restation in 2003 I. picture myself 2003 restoration a Tweed. C oh it's so gorgeous I bet that's. 150,000 how much is that say yeah it's. going to be auctions estimated for 1880. 180 so more so 1880 is like2 and.

something thousand which makes sense. it's [ __ ] beautiful man and they. don't make them anymore you know if you. want one of those and when you drive it. I guarantee you have a [ __ ] smile. you'll have a [ __ ] smile on your face. it only has 180 horsepower Jesus they're. they're not fast no even mine has 300. mine only has 300 and I had it Juiced up. a little bit to get to 300 I was going. to say must give you worms it's not fast. not fast no but it doesn't matter it's. just fun it's engaging you you used to. like big trucks too though you like the.

Denali and stuff oh yeah well I have the. Raptor a Hennessy Raptor I still have. you know why I like to see what's going. on over there I don't want to be at the. same height as the cars when someone. Slams on the brake you can't see what's. going on well up here you can see. someone doing something stupid like five. cars ahead like oh Jesus and you it's. safer way safer to be in a lifted truck. is safer you see things more 100% that. is very important it's very important. like you the elevated Viewpoint for a. safety perspective is important right.

yeah and you get used to that you like. it a lot and that's the kind of car you. take out on a Countryside like and you. wear a scarf you wear gloves driving. glove scarf and you wear the. glasses I want to be European so badly. sometimes yeah and and your ladies doing. this you're going too fast yeah you. don't go with a girl go by yourself by. yourself yeah you don't go with a girl. you don't want to hear that she shut the. [ __ ] up TI shut the that's different. that's different that's well that's.

that's preposterous that's a $4 million. car that's a Pagani I don't even know. how to say that how do you say that it. looks like a [ __ ] it looks like an. that's a monstrous vehicle yeah but it's. also. ridiculous I mean does it come. wither here's the thing that's all great. that's all fast but that can't [ __ ] with. a new Corvette yeah it's a track car for. sure it's a track car but it's not even. as good as a track car as a new Corvette. the new Corvette ZR1 is one of the. greatest cars the world has ever built.

is over a th000 horsepower a thousand. over a thousand horsepower for the new. Corvette ZR1 it does 0 to 60 and under. three seconds it's going to break all. the records it's probably going to break. nerur ring records it hasn't even been. released yet it's a [ __ ] amazing car. it's the greatest American car ever. because it's just reliability everything. or what everything they're reliable. they're [ __ ] incredible looking they. look like an exotic car this is the new.

ZR1 does it have volume can we hear what. it sounds. like hi I'm Brad frowns from chevrol. marketing Brad you [ __ ] knocked it. out of the park Brad this is an an. amazing vehicle this this vehicle's. faster handles better than that stupid. [ __ ] $5 billion car that thing's the. [ __ ] that's America [ __ ] yeah in a car. yeah I mean it's so stupid how can you. go to a a dealership look at that carbon. fiber Wheels how can you go to a. dealership and buy a 1, 100 horsepower.

car look at with a giant wing on the. back of it it shouldn't be but it is and. that's why it's America [ __ ] and. is that is that drag to rotate is that. fin that was on there necessary or it is. yes cuz you want to look like an [ __ ]. that looks great yeah you can get it. without the F cuz you want to look like. an [ __ ] that looks good the it's. downforce it gives you more downforce. so it'll slow your topend speed so the. highend speed will be like 205 milph. instead of 2 15 or whatever the [ __ ] I.

like that that's a good look right there. it's a gorgeous stupid that is a [ __ ]. beautiful machine does the fin come up. or something or well no it's just down. for it's adjustable but it's downforce. for the track like that is an amazing. car for the track that's a good looking. car and they make them in a convertible. chck of the convertible they're not they. probably they won't break your bank. probably right or are they very. expensive it's about 200 Grand or you. know markup and all that other Jazz I. think it's 17 2.3 second 0 to. 60's [ __ ] go 9 second quarter mile.

right from the factory [ __ ]. that's what you need that's what you. need count your special kicks it and you. you start selling out giant theaters. let's go baby let's get a. little run away from looters once I. start selling uh U theater tickets yeah. once you get the [ __ ] out of Los Angeles. I know I got to do that you've been. telling me that a long time listen this. might be the one I talked to my wife if. but I have my other kids so I got my I.

have two families you know talk them. into it too I know they come out here. they'll they'll realize like oh my god. what have I been doing what the [ __ ]. were we doing what were we do why. why like me traveling from Texas is way. easier than traveling from [ __ ] Los. Angeles Ron White told me that in 2018. when I started thinking about Austin. Jesus he moved here before any of us Ron. White was the original he was the. original the the the Texas setup cuz he. was he's from Texas he goes I [ __ ]. love Austin food's great people are nice. he's in the middle of the country he. could travel anywhere I was like Wow.

could I live in Texas I started thinking. about it like could I live in Texas and. then when covid hit Ron being here was. one of the things that moved me here. really yeah like I love Ron at least I. can hang out with Ron talk about one of. the greatest Comics period I watched. that [ __ ] and I'm like and he's. still doing it at his Age killing how. old is he he's a thousand years old and. he's better than ever unbeliev better. than ever I love that and he's at the. club every night he's there all the time. all the time killing it killing it. incredible and just the best [ __ ].

human being he's just the best guy seems. so when he was coming here in 2018 I was. like maybe I could go I don't know I. can't live in because i' had always been. trying to escape La forever but then. it's like my business was there and the. comedians were there and the store was. there and there was like so many things. there it took something like Co to make. us all like just take this crazy chance. and move to Texas yeah well these fires. I feel like these fires are kind of. almost like very much like the same very. much like the same thing it's the same.

kind of experience handar me that bad. boy you're going to have one too huh. yeah let's go men we're smoking cigars. like men I like this I like this new uh. this thing having a guy like Ron here. though was like okay well if Ron at. least I'll have Ron as a friend at least. it be and then Tony moved here I was. like oh [ __ ] Tony's here and then I. remember one time I talked to seura and. I was like uh dude it's [ __ ] awesome. I love it here he's like [ __ ] it I'm. moving and he was he was here quick how. do I open this yeah oh you just here you.

can use this one cuz you're justo stupid. to figure I'm an idiot I'm like I can't. do I can't figure [ __ ] out how come you. can't figure things out cuz I'm bad with. that stuff okay that's why my wife was. like get out of here you can't do. anything I'll take care of it like raise. my kids save them tell my story I'll be. in Austin sorry about the fires tell. them to watch your. special tell the kids at school to watch. daddy special watch they watch daddy. special it's going to be good false gods. I'm excited on YouTube yeah I'm yeah I.

think so right YouTube's the move. because you get the most views for sure. like look at Shane you you have a that's. awesome you get a great set you put a. great set and the the club is the best. place to film The audiences are so hyped. well that's what I thought I was like. I'm GNA I would rather like shoot it. here you know and um CU you did that. club right man you did that club right. it's makes such a difference you know. yeah well a lot of it's because of Ron.

if it wasn't for Ron and then one time. when we did shows we were doing shows at. the Vulcan and Ron hadn't gone on stage. in like eight months and he got off. stage and he grabbed me by the shoulder. goes whatever the [ __ ] we got to do. we're going to keep doing this he goes. you got to open up that club I was like. okay I got to open up the cuz I was like. I got to open up a club you know it was. one of those things like I'm so [ __ ]. busy how am I going to do this a lot. right how am I going to handle this how. am I going to handle the stress of the. business and 100 employees.

and I it turns out you don't have to. just get really good people to run it. for you that's it that's it I get a kick. out of you because I don't know you. still have like for this podcast what. three people that work for you I mean. four but you know more than that well. yeah we have uh Brandon our video editor. we have uh Matt who books everything. young Jamie and Mah yeah that's it my. buddy is going to start podcasting well. we got to get a production team we got. to get this I'm like heyo well you're. going to need a production team if you. don't have Jamie the thing is Jam's a. wizard and he's also a little bit on the.

Spectrum and uh Jamie can what side the. good side you're on the good side you're. on the fun side you're like totally. socially. aware stoics he's like a stoic but. Jamie's just on the ball and like his. ability to pull things up while we're. talking about him while he's managing. the podcast like no one could do that. you need like a team of people to do. what he does but then you got to deal. with a team of people that are just like. one of the coolest things about Jamie is. how like first of all we're friends and.

he's the easiest to hang out with like. Jamie's so easy to hang out with so. doesn't matter who's in this room. there's no weirdness or like oh this guy. is complaining about that guy out there. he's not trying to be he's not trying to. be anything he's not so what happens in. that position is that that's kind of a. big job right and it'd be very easy to. go I'm part of this Pro I'm a huge part. of he doesn't get his ego well that's. happened to a few friends of mine where. they had to get rid of their producer. cuz the producer was like you know we. did this we and he's like hey hey hey.

heyy you pointed cameras at a comedian. that was already famous like cut the. [ __ ] like this is [ __ ] stupid we all. have our role we all do our thing just. don't get yeah but it's like what. happens with a lot of these people is. they develop these podcasts and then. they have I go to my friend's podcast. and he has 10 people working for him and. I was like what are all these people. doing what do they do what are they. doing like this is crazy like why you. have all these people and then they have. interns like you have people working. you're making millions of dollars and. they're working for free like I don't.

agree with interns yeah like I would. never have an intern if I had an intern. that person I would pay them 100% I. don't even know if you're allowed to pay. certain interns because they're supposed. to get like I'd break the law I'd break. the law and pay them be a paid intern. it's fine can you have a paid intern in. a college I think what happens is it. builds resentment if you're not 100% you. got to be careful with all that well. that's a problem with rich people when. they have assistants too yeah like Al. magical had an assistant once he was. like yeah I got to get an assistant I go. no you don't I go listen to me do less. [ __ ] just do less [ __ ] if you you need.

an assistant you an assistant do less. things yeah you don't want like I. remember when David spay an assistant. the dude tried to duct tape him and the. guy uh he tasered him he was gonna kill. him yeah guy went to jail [ __ ] Henry the. a said something like that he said every. time I promote somebody I create every. time I promote somebody I create eight. enemies and one in great something like. that I think that was the the quote it's. great yeah but didn't he kill a bunch of. his wives he was terrible andry was a. [ __ ] idiot that's a great story maybe.

he's just a piece of [ __ ] you know what. he did right he so the Catholic church. he wanted a son and his wife was Barren. and he he uh he wanted an heir and the. Catholic Church would not codify his. divorce so he was like okay I'm going to. start the Anglican Church [ __ ] off I'm. going to start my own church and it's. going to okay it's going to be okay with. divorce so he created the Anglican. church and the great story of A Man For. All Seasons Thomas or Thomas Moore was. Thomas Moore would not join the Anglican. church and they killed him for it and he.

said I am more than my appetites I am. more than you know my body I am my. principles and my principles are higher. and I'm going to stick to the Catholic. Church kind of like you know I wish I. was his friend no [ __ ] been like Yo dude. just join that other Church well we all. would right listen get a lot of [ __ ]. done okay okay I was an acting class as. you remember remember that and one of. the kind of a famous actor he did the. scene this is so great he did the a man. for all seasons and as he you know so.

you do a scene and you know a lot of. working actors in the class this is Los. Angeles and we all sit back and now the. great teacher will now break it apart. and he the actor began to weep and they. said why are you crying and he say. because I'm I'm not this man I would. have joined the Anglican church and it. bothers me that I'm not the kind of. principal man that would stick to at. least he knows that was pretty cool at. least he's not that guy I wish I was a. Navy steal I'd kill everybody yeah he. was one of my favorite actors too and I. was like there you go at least you know.

your [ __ ] limitations at least you. know never say what you would do in an. emergency because you don't know also. probably why he's a great actor because. he was aware of everything of like the. differences between him and those other. people you know well you better know. you're vulnerable like you walk around. like a tough guy right but the real. tough guys are the guys that have done a. lot of [ __ ] or seen a lot of combat or. at least been involved and like Evan. Hayford for example has probably done a. lot more than he he never talks about. any of it you'll never hear any him say. anything but and for that matter Andy.

stump same way they W really tell you. anything but they're very aware that. first of all it's very easy to be killed. very easy I don't care how strong you. are what you bench a tiny child can kill. you with a gun right away so you you you. get a real Sense part of what's really. good about just doing Combat Sports or. doing any kind of like even a rough. sport contact sport is that it it it. comes you come into contact with. objective reality it's very hard to. start living this fake existence and. part of the problem I think with our.

society is a lot of people controlling. the. narrative don't really pay a price for. being wrong because they live a life and. they live a job where they're working. where where they're working with their. mouth they're working with only their. brain and I think you get a lot from. actually trying to grow your own food or. doing whatever it is you know you've got. to kind of come in you own a farm and. you realize that life eats life and. things everything nature mother nature. is a [ __ ] and wants to kill. everything you try to grow it it gives. you a very different perspective on. reality and what the world is about oh.

for sure well that's a giant problem. with Urban environments that's why Urban. environments all get to these sort of. esot teric philosophical ideas about. what society would be like because. they're completely separated from the. circle of life they're buying all their. food from either a restaurant or a. grocery store they're they're not. farming they're not doing anything. they're enjoying meat without any death. right you ever see stepen Pinker book. the blank slate yes you know the the. when uh the Anthropologist I can't.

remember their name they they I think. they were at Harvard and they came back. from studying the Yanomami Indians or. whatever in the Amazon Bas and they were. like hey guys um I know you think just. white Anglo-Saxons are aggressive and we. have a culture that rewards male. aggression those people have never been. in contact with anybody white or Western. and uh the guys that get laid the most. are the guys that killed the most people. in combat and have their hair on their. daggers so they they have their version. of a [ __ ] All-Star quarterback too. and he gets all the [ __ ] and they were.

like what the [ __ ] and they literally. attacked their their reputations and. everything they they drove them out of. Academia it's crazy that was truth it. should be obvious it should be obvious. like that this is there's like been a. series of events that human beings have. gone through that have developed. this certain people like we understand. it's an understanding that certain. people are better at survival certain. people are better at being the leader. certain people are better at Warriors. yeah and life takes a certain amount of.

aggression and competitive Spirit or. you're going to [ __ ] get eaten oh. yeah okay yeah you're going to get. [ __ ] is really what happens that's. right for sure so don't don't you it's. great I love that we're all it's all. utopian until your kids don't have. enough to eat and then I'm going to kill. that's what happens people are really. Kumbaya until your kids have to struggle. for resources and they become genocidal. Jared Diamond who wrote Guns Germs and. Steel did the study with the [ __ ] uh. people up in the guine highlands the.

minute the minute they they started. running out of resources they would they. would start coming up with stories about. the other tribe over there that were. basically yeah they eat their own kids. yeah they're [ __ ] really evil just to. just to whip up just to justify what. they were about to do to that other. tribe cuz they got their stuff yeah. human beings I mean this beautiful thing. things in urban environments and Society. where you don't have to struggle you. don't have to do that so you can you can. get much more involved in art you get.

more Coop Finance there's a lot of. things that people can achieve when they. have that sort of shelter but there's a. balance to be achieved you know in our. society the influence and the problem is. the influence of these people that are. detached in urban environments is so. significant because there's so many of. them there's so many more people that. are detached that are connected that we. have this like very weird like. appreciation and understanding of. resources and of like just how hard it. is to just survive without modern.

conveniences I I had a I think what. changed me a lot was when I was younger. I I I was accidentally around some. pretty rough people some criminals. people that were bad violent you know um. and I think I remember going I remember. it's very scary when you're around. people that are you know like that and I. never forgot it because I was pretty. naive as most of us are coming up. because I'd been around a good family.

and stuff like that and I saw how ugly. and. dangerous some men can be especially. when nobody's looking and it I never. forgot the idea that especially in the. areas that you grew up that's right I. mean well I lived in remember also I was. in the war in Lebanon right so I think. you I was uh I left in I was I left. Lebanon when I was I went to I was I was. 11 years old yeah so just imagine.

experiencing that as a 10-year-old boy. yeah and then I went back remember I. went back when I was I think 15 16 and I. didn't recognize anything from my. childhood so I was in Lebanon for five. years and so I had wonderful memories. and then the war broke out and we were. stuck my father couldn't get back in cuz. he he he he could he was and then we got. a evacuated but I was living in the in. the holiday in for 6 months and we had. to sleep on the floor and then finally. we had to we had to go down into the. [ __ ] underground parking lot because.

they were bombing and you would wake up. and you would hear machine guns and. stuff so you felt very out of sorts and. very very it was very scary you know. you're a kid you know and I remember. seeing on a balcony I remember seeing. planes bomb a gas station I never forgot. it I never forgot seeing the planes come. in and the the missiles dropped and just. you know and and the sound dude the. sound and I don't know if anybody. anybody who's been in war knows this but. I was on the beach I was on Coral Beach. um and it probably was it was in the 80s.

I was a young young I was 14 15 16. whatever I was they shot a rocket over. our head okay and I think it was a test. fire dude when I tell you that the sound. was so loud that we all fell on the. ground I fell down on the sand the sound. was so disoriented that that you you. everybody went down on their hands and. knees that that's how loud it was over. your head and I think that that that. when you are in that kind of proximity. to violence like that and then later on.

when I was older I was around some some. people who were pretty rough you know. and I for me I always I I knew that if. the grid broke down that those people. were going to take over and there was. going to be no [ __ ] mercy and I've. never forgot that and so you could see. with Co the minute that you know law. enforcement had to restrict their. resources you saw what happened loting. you saw crime you saw homelessness and. the fabric of a society can break down. so [ __ ] quickly people don't realize. it until you've been in countries where. it's happened and until you've been.

around men who negotiate the world in a. violent way and maybe in in in ways that. are a little bit outside the law you. don't know what you're doing man you you. you got no idea so all those people and. I love when the left starts talking. about you know violent revolution and. you're in college kid you have no. [ __ ] idea you don't first of all. don't wake up that and don't wake up the. conservative don't do that let's not. even talk about it because I know a lot.

of guys that shoot real straight you. know and often and yeah and often and. they're very comfortable and they're. comfortable in those violent spaces. they're kind of ready they're they're. yeah yeah let's not let's not let's not. let those dogs slip have you seen John. MC yeah I have the mayor of Baghdad that. be a good example like that is a guy. yeah just you know his body just comes. from enforcement his traps he just looks. like a giant block yeah he's a he's a. born enforcer he's not going to win a.

Nobel Prize for Peace no you ever hear. how Tim Kennedy talked about him like. yeah you put him in a glass case and. break in case of War yeah yeah let's. keep those guys on a let's keep them. over here on thank God that guy found. Jiu-Jitsu too and that's an outlet yes. and and please understand the base of. our Republic also is that we have. civilian control of a military and that. was a huge when in the election between. I think Madison and Jefferson the idea. was was it Madison or was it uh Adams I.

can't remember but in the the the. election was should we have a standing. army because traditionally in a republic. if you had a standing army a a very. charismatic General like Napoleon would. take over the Army and take over the. country so that was a huge thing James. Madison was a genius figuring out how to. how to limit that and he said checks and. balances but you have to have civilian. government in control of the military. cuz military people arrive at military. Solutions yeah [ __ ] really important. man really important you don't want to. Fu don't let guys like John MC you need.

him in war but God Bless but let's just. you know well you've had Eric Prince on. your podcast right very smart guy have. you had him on no I haven't man I really. enjoyed having he was uh another guy who. was talking about like what to do with. Africa and I was like Jesus well yeah. yeah he used the word Viceroy and he did. it on purpose it's like. he he uh but but but Eric comes from a. position of how to solve problems yeah. when he was talking about the um when he. was talking about Gaza he said we have.

the ability to Frack what that means is. we can drill sideways he said you could. have filled those tunnels with seawater. instead of bombing the [ __ ] out of you. know 70% of it and killing all those. people you could have flooded those. [ __ ] out because you you you you. drill and I don't know if this is true I. don't know anything about fracking but. he does and he said you could have. drilled [ __ ] this way fill take the. Mediterranean fill all those tunnels. with seawater and they would have had to. come up and you would have been just. fine and just position people you know.

when they come out of the water why. didn't they choose that um a good. question the same reason that in. Afghanistan they had an oil they had an. oil Reserve there in Afghanistan that. was well capped by the Soviets well. capped we could have taken that cap off. and that oil they had enough oil to not. only fuel the entire country but the. whole war effort right there for about 9. cents a gallon but instead we would get. our oil from Saudi Arabia Etc and have. to ship it through.

Pakistan with all the roadblocks it was. about 900 bucks a gallon or some crazy. [ __ ] he was on my think says he. presented a plan to do it says blocked. by the Pentagon let's um hear this put. your head a smart. dude provided the Israelis a fully. funded donated ability to flood Gaza. with water with sea water to flood the. 300 miles of tunnels blocked by the. Pentagon our stuff isn't working that. well in Ukraine the Navy has been.

ineffective in. Yemen us has given very bad advice very. mixed advice in Gaza preventing the. Israelis from finishing it or even. preventing from ending that war in a. clever way yeah he's very smart and and. and Eric is uh he's a problem solver you. can say whatever you want about him but. I I really enjoy I he's he's a very. smart guy and I know people that work. with him and for him and well if the. [ __ ] goes down you need people like that. you need people that know how to solve.

problems yeah but also you know you. can't have some overweight lesbian that. says that if you're trapped in the. building you already made a mistake. you're already [ __ ] up if you need me. to carry you is that really what she. said you want to hear it yeah I do let. me hear it Jamie you could probably find. it right if you can just so you can. outrage me and give me more energy I. certainly have it in. here I know uh I can find it if you just. give me a moment it's just it's so.

ridiculous you hear her say it you're. like what are you even saying here it is. I found. it it's not AI right no no no. no here Jamie sayi shit's getting crazy. I had to call you and ask you I I called. you I was like is this hard to tell. headphones on again because you're going. to have to hear it because it's so. crazy it's so.

ridiculous house your emergency whether. it's a medical call or a fire call that. looks like you it gives that person a. little bit more ease knowing that. somebody might understand their. situation better is she strong enough to. do this or you couldn't carry my husband. out of a fire which my response is he. got himself in the wrong place if I have. to carry him out of a fire. oh wow oh that's helpful that is such a. crazy way to look at things the correct. answer is no I cannot but I can do other. things right yeah and we are going to.

need people that can carry people out of. buildings because that is a part of the. job yeah it's not he got himself want to. save lives yeah but again this is soci. justice social justice. ideology ideology over Effectiveness. ideology over utility one of the things. we saw during the 2024 election is. massive chunks of California turned red. that had never been R before and uh I. suspect that that Trend will continue. and be even further and you got to flip.

the top there's a limit to what you can. do people you know they're not stupid. Americans they they they reach their. boiling points yeah I think we're going. to get to a point where they wake up and. you're going to have to have someone. come in and clean up the mess I think. the greatest someone's gonna have to be. like socially liberal but fiscally. conservative and pragmatic and realistic. but they're they're going going to have. to like be a person like you or I who. like supports gay rights supports. women's rights supports equal rights. like of course but.

also the thing is don't hire people that. aren't qualified for a job because you. don't want to hire white people that's. crazy hire everybody that's qualified. and then make everybody else more. qualified go to the make everybody ra. rise to the same level that's why sports. are great right figure out a way to fix. all your [ __ ] Urban problems if you. have 24 billion dollars every year just. for homelessness imagine what that could. have been done to clean up communities. exactly because you haven't done a. goddamn thing about homelessness and all. those people should be held accountable. well that's because they again they're.

framing the problem wrong if you talk to. those people if you talk to the people. in charge of homelessness a lot of time. I'm not saying a lot of them are look a. lot of them are good people and a lot of. them are smart and they know a lot more. about it than I do so I don't like being. the guy who's talking about like I but. I'm just saying I like to be fair I want. to be fair but I think when you're. framing it just as a housing problem and. an inequality problem it's a [ __ ] lie. it's a bunch of people profiting I mean. [ __ ] Noir when he was on the podcast. explained that to me for the first time. he said when he was in San Francisco he.

said what is going on like do they just. need more money he's like no you don't. understand it's the opposite it's like. there's a business now in keeping. homelessness there because there's. people that are making a quarter quarter. million dollars a year and they're. they're just working on the homeless. problem and they're failing we got. 31,000 new homeless people this year. it's a just failure and you know. California was always including under uh. Democratic Governors California was. always known as a as a place that was. run very very well with really. responsible Civic employees for a long.

time under reiran and that and stuff and. then it just it's collapsing under the. weight of its own [ __ ] oh I tell you. so so I had U I had I was with Arnold. Schwarzenegger and and I asked him what. was it like to be a governor and one of. the things I got was that how little. power he he was not able to get a lot of. things done but I'll give you a classic. example he said and I'm sorry if I'm. paraph phasing but he said something he. said there was a water issue and he said. these Farmers over here are not using. all that water so here's ready here's. what you do just take the water they're.

not using and give it to this this part. of the state over here it's no they will. just pipe it over here and his Senators. said Mr Governor I can't do that he said. why he goes because now you're asking me. to go and ask my constituents to give up. some of their water they're going to use. that against me in my my next election. so he goes so so schwarzer goes so then. what the [ __ ] are we going to do and he. goes here's what you're going to do. you're going to make a speech and you're. going to say exactly what you just said.

to us and we're going to say yes but. then we're not going to really let it. happen and he goes that's how this works. he goes now you're learning baby that's. [ __ ] California state politics well. that is where Elon Musk and VI ramma. Swami come in maybe Department of. government efficiency maybe for sure. maybe I don't know what they're going to. be able get done let me give you an. example so Pete hegf seems like a great. guy I'm a fan I don't know much about. him but I like that kind seems like kind. of guy I'd like to hang out and have a. beer with I'm sure he's very smart.

Princeton I think Harvard like Braun. star Rowe four books. awesome I'm sure he'll be a very. effective secretary defense however that. job this this DOD I think has um a. million. one employees and a budget of. 750 50 billion maybe $850 billion now. just that is a massive massive company. essentially and that requires Management.

on a different level that skill set is. very specific and very very difficult. and very strange it doesn't mean that. because you are a great Soldier you can. necessarily do that and I'm saying I'm. not I'm just using it as an example so. we have to get down to Brass tax and. take politics out of this and get real. [ __ ] practical with all this stuff I. think with on musk and with Vivic ROM. Swami the US government is a very. complicated organism and massive and. does a lot of [ __ ] none of us even know. about you know I always use this as an.

example who the [ __ ] keeps geese out of. the airfields the Department of. Agriculture who keeps who who keeps. Falcons on hand at most airports paragan. Falcons you know who does the Department. of Agriculture you know why because. they're territorial Birds they keep all. the other birds out of the Airfield you. know how to do that cuz I don't who gets. sheep to graze at a higher altitude. because of global warming and they they. don't want to graze when it's really hot. I don't know but we have to do that if. you want mutton and [ __ ] wool and. there are signs have to figure that out.

they're not political there's a thousand. things who manages all that nuclear. waste in the ground and make sure it. doesn't get into the Columbia River and. the waterways who manages our electric. grid this is all kind who keeps track. please I'd like to know of all these. spent uranium rods sir that are used in. all our diagnostic machines cuz if you. detonate one of those [ __ ] over. the Super Bowl you have to clear out. that City for 20 years the department of. energy is the answer that's uh Buddha. judge he's doing a great.

job Transportation he Transportation it. was the guy who stole women's. clothes yeah he's the nuclear secretary. yeah he was responsible for that that. guy seems like [ __ ] well put that's. not a guy that's a they piece of [ __ ]. don't misgender that's the important. thing that [ __ ] don't misgender that. Thief Jesus Christ you understand what. I'm saying so this it's un complicated. yeah unbelievably complicated um and so. Michael Lewis wrote a book called The. Fifth risk about this a good book short. very worth reading very [ __ ] worth. reading I walk around talking about.

being a Libertarian as usual I don't. really know what government does it I. was so kind of humbled by the book. because I was like there's a lot of [ __ ]. I rely on the people who are needy. people who are very elderly people who. are disabled who live in places where. they can't get food our food banks feed. those people Meals on Wheels is a really. big thing so there's a lot of [ __ ] that. the government does and we feed a lot of. people that couldn't feed themselves. otherwise so we have to be careful about. not throwing the baby out with the bath. water and once again take politics out. of it let's approach everything like.

it's a problem and stay agnostic about. this [ __ ] and sometimes you might have. to be a little left sometimes you might. have to be a little right respond to the. [ __ ] evidence and and and be humble. about the fact that every time you step. into a problem you may not know anything. and that's what I try to do Brian call. for governor [ __ ] why didn't you. write I hope you guys wrote that [ __ ]. down where's my camera you don't need to. write it down bro you just said it from. the heart [ __ ] yeah dude yeah bro. [ __ ] hilarious yeah why don't you be. a governor my buddy my buddy last time I. did my podcast my buddy AG goes like. this he goes um from toold he goes hey.

dude L your Rogan podcast next time. you're on the biggest podcast in the. world make sure you talk about the. [ __ ] Bible some. more he goes hey man it's interesting. yeah I'm into that I had that Wesley. Huff guy on you know who he is yeah he. was really interesting one of the most. fascinating things that I can't stop. thinking about is how book of Isaiah. from the Dead Sea Scrolls was verbatim. the same as the book of Isaiah that they. found a thousand years later wow A.

Thousand Years wow and it was exact word. for word yeah like that's incredible. it's not only incredible but I always. think the fact that the Bible. endures is interesting right it's very. interesting it endures it I always go. back to like what were they trying to do. what was it really all about where did. it start I have an opinion tell me I. think that if you read the Old Testament. which I've done three times um the the I. would argue that so what what's a theme. of a of a any anybody any any author.

writes a book The theme is always the. audience the author's argument for how. one should behave in the world okay it's. a good way of looking at it and I think. that the central theme of the Bible of. the Old Testament certainly is don't. worship false gods so what's that mean. if you try to worship false god if you. if you if you put too much emphasis on. money on status on power IDE whatever it. is on. ideology you you will you will. inevitably turn yourself into a circle.

you you'll be a snake eating its own. tail for for whatever reason human. beings have a very hard time inventing. and creating their own Gods and we. always do it what what what there is. what the value of having a Transcendent. truth of something that you can't. measure it's very interesting that you. can't measure it that you even when so. so with why do the Muslims why do the. the Orthodox Jews not have any kind of. like picture of God it's because you're. putting a measurement around God you're. trying to define God and that's not for.

you to do and there's something very. valuable not about not being able to do. that because that Transcendent truth is. not for you to understand necessarily it. is for you to reach for it is for you to. be reverent of it's for you to. understand that something is watching. you that you will never get away with. anything and and I'll quote Jordan. Peterson I love it because I've always. thought this I think you agree with this. you don't get away with anything and. you'll pay in full for everything you've. done and haven't done it's a great way. of looking at things maybe it's wrong. but it's a good way to at least it's. it's keep that in mind I think you pay.

psychologically no matter what 100% when. you're not telling the truth people. right and that the people that don't. those are the people that are the most. delusional and the most disconnected. because they put blinders on as to who. they are and what they've done I me you. see this when people get caught for. horrible crimes and they you know they. can't like Bernie off type people like. they've deluded themselves to a point. where they've they've they don't look at. they're complete. sociopaths which is a weird path that.

the mind can go into where you're never. wrong and it's always about you well. also like I always people talk about God. I I kind of like replacing it with truth. so just just try to stay close to the. truth man and it's hard sometimes the. truth is really [ __ ] inconvenient. it's really it's really it it'll it. might throw your whole life up in in the. air you might have to burn off you know. but but I don't think I think it's. inevitable and and part of like if you. if you see great stories you know what's. the definition of a tragedy it's the the. hero or the protagonist doesn't learn.

from his mistakes and and and holds on. Moby Dick is a tragedy because Ahab will. not give up on this [ __ ] white Well. that took his leg and if you read the. book he just gets sucked in you'd think. it'd be some dramatic thing in the book. Ahab gets caught by the whale and just. he just he just dies this quick it's. just soundless he just gets sucked in. like wait dude he's been in the book the. whole time what the [ __ ] happened the. that's how it happens bro you got sucked. down and the universe doesn't give a.

[ __ ] you're not important but you spent. all that time trying to get Vengeance on. a white whale and that thing was like he. was just trying to run away you get. sucked in and you drown it's a great way. of looking at life and and I I as I get. older the one thing I would have told. myself when I was younger the one thing. I would have told myself is I would have. said Hey listen listen [ __ ] f. you better tell the truth all the way. all the way across the board all the way. across let me tell you something yeah. you were in. aescent you're so [ __ ] right you're.

right because you know what I always. said to myself I'm one of God's. favorites these things don't apply to me. I'm well also you were Charming you know. Charming is a problem got away with a. lot yeah charm and you were fun to be. around people liked you you're fun lot. of friends yeah a lot of friends found. my way through and also we like that you. were ridiculous we like that you living. your life completely chaotic Reckless. yeah it's but it's also why you're funny. like that that's The Balancing Act it as. a comic as a human yeah I didn't want to.

be too I didn't want to be the people I. knew who got real famous actors they. were so button down they were so [ __ ]. afraid of everything and I was like hey. bro I think sometimes you got to be. willing to throw the whole [ __ ] chess. board in the air and you know it's like. my favorite if you want to be funny yeah. yeah if you if you become too calculated. man man I just think you outthink. yourself you lose the magic you lose the. ma part of the magic of being a comedian. is these Sparks of ridiculousness that.

have to pop into your head so you have. to be able to entertain that part of. your mind I used to think when I was. young that I I didn't want to meditate. because I didn't want to become. enlightened because it would [ __ ] up my. comedy it's true well I thought that way. because I realized that there was a. completely different mindset between me. as a martial arts competitor and as a. comedian where I didn't need anybody's. approval before like I I I like that. they didn't like me I used to love going. to places and [ __ ] up the Local Hero. I used to enjoy it yeah I used get a.

kick out of all CU I didn't have anybody. in my corner ibody cheering for me. nobody came to see me fight so I was. like I'll go to your place and [ __ ] you. up I liked it I lik I liked. hearing there was one there was a fight. that I had when I was 19 and I fought in. Anaheim at the the Nationals and there. was this guy who's the state champion I. think he was from Illinois and I hit him. with a wheel kick that was probably the. hardest I've ever hit anybody in my life. K somebody like that well he went. unconscious and he never woke up they.

took him to the hospital they they took. him out on a on a stretcher it scared. the [ __ ] out of me because I I remember. thinking that easily could have been me. that easily could have been me but what. I do remember was all these people were. cheering them let's go Johnny come on. Johnny [ __ ] him up Johnny all these. people CH quack silence. [Music]. face plant and then snoring Jesus Christ. and then I I remember the satisfaction. of that like shut the fu it feels like. nothing on your foot go it hurt I was.

limping for days really oh yeah you hit. him with your heel I hit him in the with. the with my heel in his cheekbone oh. Christ on his cheekbone yeah and I was. that hurt fast I was fast still are but. but back then when I was 19 I was fast. so it happened in a a breeze a quick. moment and then I remember thinking. afterwards or he when is he getting up. he's not getting up he didn't get up and. then they They Carried him away in the. stretcher and they took him to the. hospital and I never felt the same way.

about fighting again after that yeah. because that could have been you yeah I. thought I also thought about like if. that was me would I even be the same. person again after that because I had a. friend who uh fought in this tournament. he fought this guy Jersey long who was. this Canadian national champion and he. got axe kicked in the head hard and he. went unconscious and real bad and he was. never the same guy again he was timid. after that he never fought well he he. was he didn't show up for training a lot. he was just and he just like seemed. depressed that's why I think fighters.

who can who have longevity are very. special because one of the things you. know if you like just box or taekwan no. especially people don't realize it. people get would get knocked out all the. time in in our studio but but also. boxing like when you get hit hard and. you have trouble chewing for like two. weeks or you get hit like like when I. was was sparring a lot I I would get hit. man and I would get [ __ ] gunshot and. my my trainer Wayne mccullock would go. you're sparring today and I it was. everything I could do not to turn my car.

around it would almost turn me into a. liar I was like H I have to I'm in the. hospital H my car just got hit by a. truck anything but I would you'd get. there and you'd have your [ __ ] your I. would wear a bar cuz I'm a [ __ ] and a. mouthpiece and I I was still always. nervous and I gu was fighting good guys. fighting guys like me [ __ ] Weekend. Warriors it doesn't matter person trying. to hit you in the face is scary you know. what I think you know what I think. meditation does I think I think the. point is and I don't meditate a lot is. to get out of your own to get out of the.

way like to get out of the way like. literally a lot of Life yeah disappear. yeah I heard a sports psychologist say. that he teaches baseball players he. would teach them he would do this Mantra. which was one two get out of the way so. when you're trying to hit a ball cuz. it's really precise and you can't be. overthinking you've got to just be. totally rea active right your your your. eyee and your hands have to be married. and [ __ ] are throwing 100 mph. balls and [ __ ] like that and um you ever.

you ever done that you ever stood in at. a plate and had guys throw 100 miles. hour I have I have [ __ ] terrifying. the idea of hitting that thing dude it's. terrifying yeah and and but I I wanted. to try it I want to see what it was like. and when you when your job depends on it. when when everything rides on it you. better get out of your own way and guys. get The Yips that's why guys will go on. hitting streaks and then they'll go on. Long dry spells cuz they get in their. own way but I think part of like all of. that meditation Jamie pull up the uh.

[ __ ] Indian army did you see this. they were hiking no in the Himalayas and. they came across a bodh SATA or you know. a monk who was meditating in the snow. and it was 40 below uh is this recently. yes sir you might want to bring this up. so it can just [ __ ] you know what uh. custom mono used to tell Mike Tyson you. don't exist just the task the task. exists I love that yeah you don't exist.

he's become a bit of a. monk yeah so they found this guy that's. one oh bro this is AI yeah that's that's. a green screen this is two or three. years old shut up it's. fake yeah that's bad look at that dude I. bet that dude's boring as [ __ ] to talk. to him sitting there with a dog. meditating covered in snow home and it's. [ __ ]. unbelievable well that might be true. Bubba oh it looks legit yeah they find. these guys out there yeah he looks legit.

they find these guys yeah I like to see. him couple hours lat s and he's not. moving and the Indian army yeah looks. like he's having fun what's the. temperature like dogs having fun too. though we don't we don't think do that's. in Utah like that dog's amazing you. think that's in Utah I don't know come. on man that's real that's some guy on a. lot of drugs that guy is no man he's uh. he did the DMT breathing well you know. those dudes in in you ever read shantam. you know those guys who take a vow and. never sit down they stand up oh God you. seen their legs in India no oh bro their.

knees standing they're the standing. yogis how bad are their knees no no no. they they get varicose veins their. bodies their their feet start to melt. like they they but they smoke copious. amounts of weed I mean they're always. high constantly yeah but they they take. a vow never to ever ever sit they are. standing their whole life so they sleep. standing up in slings oh that's. ridiculous yeah it doesn't what do their. legs look like you should you can you. can look that. up just to [ __ ] you up some more give me.

standing yoga is just showing me all. yoga [ __ ] what is it how would you. describe it as standing yogis yeah. they're like the standing the famous. standing yogis or something they're. called where from maybe do you know. where India India India I think in. Kolkata. yeah yeah sometimes the fair is only. nickel you know you don't have to stand. all day you [ __ ] idiot have a seat. smoke a cigar exactly please relax a. little bit at the end of the day they're. trying to get laid I don't know what. they're trying to do they're they're.

definitely not trying to get laid right. because they don't do it I think a lot. of people are dealing with trauma I. think a lot of times you're going to. either kill yourself or do something. crazy right trying to find something. yeah you know I don't think you become a. monk or a shaman Joseph Campbell did a. whole thing every Shaman he studied he. he was a an expert at comparing Western. and Eastern traditions and he said every. Shaman ever had gone through some kind. of a a mental breakdown usually in their. teens and they came out of it because.

they had a society a village that held. them through it that that sort of like. understood that it was uh it was a. schizophrenic break but they were going. through something and there was. something on the other side of that so. they they wouldn't medicate them. standing Babas this is what is it. standing Bas standing Babas yeah what. are oh look at that guy's foot go back. to that other image that you had before. it's not a good it's not what did you. have. before Oh that's different oh that's. Chinese ladies oh my God that is the. most disgusting thing the Chinese foot.

binding like Jesus Christ I saw that. with my own eyes in in uh 1984 in China. I went to so this is how this guy. stands just propped up all the time that. dude looks like he has one leg donations. no they his arm in the air too oh Jesus. look at his arm forever he keeps his arm. up. 1973 oh my God he hasn't brought it down. since 1973 he see has a Devotion to Lord. Shiva maybe Lord Shiva like hey hey hey. hey wipe your ass yeah I gave you two. arms wipe your ass you can't use the.

same arm to feed yourself and wipe your. ass you're going to have to wipe your. ass that's crazy look at his arm I bet I. could arm wrestle the [ __ ] out of that. dude I'd bet everything I have I that's. not the point man everything I have dude. let's go you know who's into arm. wrestling now Brian shaww oh God yeah. that's a problem he's been training hard. that's a real problem yeah look at that. dude just High out of his mind I tell. you [ __ ] white. power what is he doing what is that.

that's a no so that's black power black. power that's which one white power the. hand it's all about the hand if you. extend your fingers it's so white power. is just basically a [ __ ] SL Pro black. Pro white black power will [ __ ] you up. correct white power system yeah yeah. yeah that's not and Hitler did this yeah. everybody did this he did this it's. funny like when CNN was attacking me one. of the photos that they would use all. the time was me at the UFC waving to the. crowd like this Ladi and gentlemen. welcome they would use me standing like.

this this one it play Justin baldoni. thing yeah when you see what the New. York Times Did to baldoni where they. took every one of those things out of. context and baldoni was like really how. about I see you for $250 million and and. he's got [ __ ] 90 pages of receipts. it's going to be very interesting yeah. very interesting it's it's interesting. how the mainstream media just continues. to go down this road of discrediting. themselves yeah I don't understand it. it's well it's the rise of independent.

journalism because there are the Michael. shellenberger the Matt taies there are. the Barry Weiss Barry Weiss these people. in the world Glen Greenwall there's. these people that you can trust that are. going to tell you the [ __ ] truth no. matter what yeah that's why I like about. the marketplace the marketplace will. find people that you you can rely on yes. to actually as long as there's freedom. of speech as long as you don't have. censorship that's Elon Musk yeah that's. Elon Musk I feel like YouTube and and. now Facebook they're all coming around. well that was one of the things Zu. Zuckerberg came on yesterday to talk.

about they've changed their content. policy they no longer have fact Checkers. and now they're going to rely on. community notes what is that I don't. understand that they used to have fact. Checkers like someone would say. something and someone say that's not. true the vaccine's nothing but amazing. and they'll take off posts so what are. Community notes Community notes is what. x us. so like say if you post something it's. not true Community notes underneath it. would you could write Community notes so. the community notes would be everybody. would po post into it this is not true. and it would come to a consensus the.

facts state that this and that blah blah. blah blah blah it's amazing it's the. best way to do it because eventually the. truth comes out the truth comes out. Brian K I love you to death you're the. [ __ ] man I'm so happy that you're. filming at the club it's going to be. [ __ ] awesome are you filming tomorrow. night tomorrow night tonight I'm doing. two shows just to warm up Theo Von. stopping by which I'm excited about so. tomorrow night 7 and 10 7 and 10. tomorrow night beauti sold out already. all shows of course which is exciting of. course so exciting I'm pumped for people.

to see your set too it's going to be. proud of it I'm proud of it I love you. man thank you very much for doing this. bye everybody. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].