Joe Rogan Experience #2226 - Theo Von

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day these are like conversation condoms. aren't they yeah a little bit well it's. like a a safe room blocks out the world. yeah conversation only exists inside. your ears you know locksy in I think it. locksy in that's what I like about it. yeah it's almost like a uh football.

player kind of putting on their helmet. right ready to go ready like we're ready. for this yeah yo how fun was election. night at the. mothership it was baffling man I mean. here I'll tell it was all it was crazy. it was so much fun we had such a good. time that green wh was so positive dude. my favorite part at one point they were. playing that song um you talk about a. revolution and people were dancing. people were smoking weed there was a ba. I think there was a baby smoking we.

people there was everybody was like. people were like make it was crazy dude. Adam and Eve were in there it was there. was just a lot going on it felt like. America's brighter that's what it felt. like we were we were moving towards this. insane world where we're being. controlled by Liars we're just being. gaslit left and right we saw it all of. the media we saw it over the news things. that were right in front of your face. they're trying to deny there's just so.

much craziness and then all of a. sudden the world spoke did you see the. map of the actual country like how many. places actually vot voted red oh no I. don't know if I saw that or not just a. few cities even California was mostly. red that's what's crazy we had uh I. don't know if I saw that I'm trying to. think of what I saw there's a um there's. a oh Tony was nerv nous.

member that dude D he better be [ __ ]. nervous Dude I kept just going up to him. and. going [ __ ] get his VI look at that oh. wow this is the one I saw Jamie I'll. send this to. you it's got music to it this looks like. when I got that hair. surgery you know what I'm talking about. they play music in the background no but. it looks like that pattern let me see.

that again yeah it looks a lot like that. like a. transplant yeah micrographs yeah that's. what it looks like man so what I sent. you Jamie it just shows like the entire. country does show. you look at. that that's oh that's interesting that's. crazy there's no blue States just blue. cities well then why do you think that. that the why do you think the cities and. states are so much different than well.

cities are always going to be blue um. it's normal it there's a lot of factors. one of them. is you have massive populations of. people right and you uh when you have. massive populations of people a lot of. times it's based around universities. like Los Angeles is slightly different. because Los Angeles has universities but. really it's like more around Hollywood. which is equally delusional but most big. cities are flavored by a University like.

Austin is flavored by the University of. Texas yeah is why Austin is Progressive. Austin is for people that don't know. outside of Texas Austin is one of the. most Progressive cities like if you look. at we voted in Austin the City of Austin. voted more for KLA Harris than the city. of Los Angeles did oh wow really higher. percentage of Democrats voted for KLA. Harris than even Los Angeles well I. think a lot it seems like a lot like a. lot of democrat I don't know like a ton.

about politics but it seems like a lot. of Democrats like it's I understand the. a lot of the voting because it's hopeful. voting it's like wishful thinking well. they're they're feeding off of. narratives like you're a good person if. you believe this but the consequences. are what they're ignoring the pretending. that the economy is in a great place. that's crazy talk to anybody who's broke. talk to anybody who's struggling to pay. for bills and groceries talk to anybody. who's trying to buy a car the the.

economy is bananas right now it's. sketchy very sketchy and it a lot of it. is people are robbing each other on. Facebook Marketplace a lot of his. recovering from covid I'm sure a lot of. I mean there's probably a lot of uh. blowback from that I mean they shut the. whole [ __ ] country down which is just. so nuts that was insane man I think. that's one of the like but yeah I mean. yeah people are robbing each other on. Facebook Marketplace my buddy was going. to buy a couple walkie-talkies off a guy. right gets [ __ ] mugged right really. yeah he's going to buy a couple of um so. he meets the guy to go get the walkie.

talks and the guy mugs him and it's like. the seventh story I've heard but it's. like you know people are doing crime you. know people are resorting to crime and. that's when it's not good I feel like. you know well not just that when people. are resorting to Crime this. Administration did that I think is. terrible and this is a progressive. liberal thing is that you have these Das. these George Soros funded Das that just. let people out for violent crime and get. the no cash bail thing and when there's. no repercussions for Crime guess what. crime goes way the [ __ ] up oh yeah if.

I'm a criminal and they're like hey it's. crime time or whatever I'm going to. [ __ ] put on my cleats or whatever I'm. going to get you're going to go to jail. and you're just going to get released. yeah it's like Catch and Release it's. almost like the um fishing rules or. whatever like if you go trout fishing in. the. lake I mean a little bit you're Fly. you're a fly fisherman you used to be a. cop now you're a fly fisherman with bar. Nikes on the hook yeah you just put them. out. there yeah those fishermen they use bar. his hooks and then they let the fish go.

I went fly fishing recently yeah yeah. man you have a good time it it it yeah. you know what I did I I thought it was. like um let me think about what I. thought it was like uh it's the more. sophisticated way to go fishing yes it. was like excuse me fish yes gentle cast. yes it was like Hey it also requires a. lot more skill well it requ requires. more patience for sure you can't like um. like if you have a kid or whatever you.

can't do it like you like if you're just. fishing on the bank you can have your. kid and he can be sitting there smoking. or whatever your kid likes to do you. know but if you if you're in that you. have to constantly be moving it right. you know it's very kind of like. um it's kind of homoerotic almost it's. like hey fish or whatever flailing it's. like hey fish I think so yeah do you. ever seen those. guys it's like hey fish I'm mov.

I'm over here boys well the least. sophisticated form of fishing is like a. bobber with a worm on it right that's. the least you throw it out there but. that's some of the most fun fishing cuz. that bobber starts moving you're like oh. [ __ ] yeah oh [ __ ] I think we got one oh. [ __ ] it's like Jaws all of a sudden. fishing so exciting yeah my grandma used. to take us fishing dude and she would. she was like a malignant fisherman or. whatever and she would um. degenerate yeah like very she was like a. staunch fisherman like staunch like. we're fishing you know oh aggressive you.

better not [ __ ] not fish you know she. would like kind of have that kind of. behavior yeah she was very you better. [ __ ] fish white boy you know she. would kind of be like that yes very. aggressive right about fishing for. little kids and we have to be quiet and. look straight out and wait for the. bobber but she was really um she loved. to fish did she love to eat fish yep she. liked to skin them and and Grill them. and everything yeah yeah it was cool. fish mostly catfish bullheads we used to. fish up like Spoon River up in like.

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catching her own meals even you know she. didn't like to hunt but she liked to. fish what's that [ __ ] dude's named. the chubby dude that uh dressed up like. the devil and everybody got mad he's a. singer Sam what's that Sam Smith Sam. Smith yeah. he he said he wanted to be a Fisher them. oh God not a fisherman a Fisher her. aisher she a Fisher them yeah that's. wild oh the they them thing the that's.

the best evidence you need that people. out of their [ __ ] minds you can't be. plural you [ __ ] idiot the only thing. I think it's like it's. almost if you're being plural you're uh. I don't understand it like if you're. being plural are you being like there's. more of me kind of like that's what I. understand is it like an ego trip like. that's you know like um that's what I. don't understand about the it's just a. way to be unique and it's a way to be in. a marginalized Community if you're just. a regular person so like if you're a. regular white person person you're at. the lower end of the social hierarchy.

amongst woke woke people but if you're. queer or nonbinary now you're in a. protected group my buddy's queer. actually nice what does he have to do to. be queer nothing he's cool he's just he. doesn't yeah he didn't like send you an. email update or whatever he's just did. he update his Twitter pronouns no he's. just like a just to sides he's queer. yeah he's like a secret not secret he's. like I don't he just like a or I don't.

know know what they call it I got to. look at the chart whatever is what is. queer these days cuz when I was a kid. queer was gay if someone was queer. they're gay or if you got punched in the. head then you're on queer Street it was. like everything was confusing queer was. confusing okay and then queer became gay. somewhere along the line but now I think. queer is whatever you want it to be yeah. you could be gay by straight and then. you can be pansexual. what is that exactly that's a Wayne.

Brady is he's pansexual he came out damn. came out as pansexual I don't know what. that means I can barely handle whatever. I am dude to be real honest bro it's all. so new whatever I am bro it keeps. jerking off at night and being afraid to. talk to women so whatever that one is. that's what I am bro you're Theos. seexual oh it's fcking getting kind of. hey man you're Theos seexual um why you. afraid to talk to the women no I don't. know you know know I get I I uh I I.

think I get afraid to like I just I've. always I always got afraid to approach. approach women you know yeah but why. you're a handsome fell you're funny. you're successful I don't know I think. something I just uh childhood [ __ ] yeah. probably there's something like you know. just yeah like I just I would just be so. [ __ ] nervous buddy you know when oh. when I was a kid I would be so. nervous I would yeah I would be so. nervous which is interesting that you. got into standup comedy which makes. people really [ __ ] nervous well I.

think I was familiar with being nervous. so that didn't affect me oh interesting. because you're nervous all the time. you're like [ __ ] it I'll just go be. nervous in front of all these people oh. the audience is the when you're on stage. the audience is just a. woman oh like you're just trying to get. him to like you you're just trying to. get yeah you're like how do we get this. to work out you know I get you to like. me more who do I have to be the other. night was crazy sorry I cut you off go.

no no go ahead I got nothing man the. other night was crazy this week's been. CRA it's just been a crazy week yeah you. know it's been a crazy week. man it was interesting because the. beginning of the night no one knew what. was going to happen so you're watching. the first results roll in and there's. like this weird thing and then Trump. gets way ahead but you're like you don't. want to like get too hopeful like how. far ahead is he's ahead by 100 points. that seems like a lot yeah and you're. like what is it and some channels are. like and then every Channel's kind of. different yeah they had different.

numbers I was getting a different number. off my Apple news update than I was. getting off of CNN and then I was. texting people like Tulsi and JD Vance I. was getting a different up. apparently Elon created an app and he. knew who won 4 hours before the results. so as the results were coming in before. four hours before they called it Dana. White told me Elon was like I'm leaving. it's over Donald one he just [ __ ] he. just [ __ ] somehow or another I'm.

gonna go back into my pod and evapor I. don't know what he's getting where he's. pulling his data from but he had like. the most accurate data in terms of the. rural States hadn't put the results in. yet but yet Trump was ahead in these. states K is never going to win those. States so tabulated that and like put it. all together I don't know how he did it. but Dana to I don't even I haven't even. talked to Elon about this I don't know. like the Dana translation but Dana said. he had an app. and he was like showing him he's like.

it's over he [ __ ] left dude just left. it's over J Jones. won saying that he just [ __ ] left. dude yeah I mean the whole thing's crazy. to me I'm so happy for uh my biggest. thing was I was so happy for Bobby. Kennedy man yeah because he's the only. person that I super know like as a human. you know um he's been a buddy of mine. for years and I've just known that he's. a like I trust him like you it's almost. like you have you have people that you. know that are good people it's like yeah.

I have to trust my own instincts at some. point and know I know him you know he's. a he's a somebody I would vouch for you. know he's a good guy and he's been. helpful to me like in in moments um. where I have have struggled as a person. and just uh been inspirational to me you. know it's like I know him you know like. a friend and so so that's I think like. that was something I was like super. excited about just to see where. everybody was like screw this guy you. know and to see him have a Arc where.

it's like um cuz all he ever cared about. um to me and I don't know this just my. opinions dude some people everybody has. their own opinions and I'm I'm an idiot. but but he he always cared about like um. the rivers and the environment you know. and then he started care about the. environment inside of our bodies right. so for me that all makes sense right and. so like we know where it all happened. from right I was super like that was I. was super excited about know how he made. the transition to being worried about.

pharmaceutical drugs M he would give. these speeches and he um he litigated a. bunch of lawsuits against corporations. that were polluting Rivers they cleaned. up the East River like he was an. environmental attorney and um they were. also talking about the effects of Mer. mercury poisoning in the soil and water. and um these women kept coming to these. things that he was doing and saying you. need to investigate Mercury and. vaccines and you know thought like that. is like which most people think you hear.

vaccine like the last thing I want to be. labeled is a vaccine skeptic Jesus. Christ a vaccine denier that's like I. mean we talked about this yesterday but. it's like Holocaust Den is number one. but vaccine denier and election denier. are like right under there yeah and he. started looking into it particularly the. MMR vaccines and and the correlation. between the uptick of all these. autoimmune issues autism spectrum. disorders all these different things. that coincided directly with the.

increase in the vaccine schedule for. kids and so then he starts doing. research on it and the more he does. research on it the more it gets. uncovered that there's this gigantic. machine that's protecting all of this. because there's so much money that's. being generated and most of it has to do. with during the Reagan Administration. they they gave them immunity to. prosecution so they couldn't there were. no longer liable for whatever side. effects the vaccines camea that's pretty. wide. yeah and then of course these.

[ __ ] started giving little kids. little babies that were just born hepb V. vaccines like what are you doing like. that's a you get that from Needles and. sex this un Pam Anderson's baby dude I. wouldn't [ __ ] I wouldn't anything that. kid you know and Noah I don't even know. if she has any kids or not and I love. Tommy Lee I shouldn't I don't know up. done dude it's a joke what are you going. to do it's a [ __ ] joke yeah sorry. everything's okay I feel the same way. about Bob. I don't know him as well as I know Tulsi.

though Tulsi is I know her tuls is a. good friend of mine I love her she's. great she's awesome person she's like a. a legitimate awesome person you know. that lady she served as a congresswoman. for eight years and the whole time she. was like she was against this divide of. right versus left she was always trying. to be cool with everybody she served. overseas she was deployed overseas in a. milit in a medical unit man so she was. helping people that got blown up by the. war twice that's where she had that. crazy white streak in her hair that all.

yeah that all came from the stress of. being overseas working in a medical unit. she wow yeah yeah it's I guess can. stress be that compartmentalized inside. of you and it comes out like that oh. your body's you can't imagine you know I. was just talking to my friend Bruce. about this last night who was a cop in. Austin we were talking about the amount. of death that most police officers see. and the the stress that has on you and. what he was telling me is you take like. a cop that has like 20 years in the job.

they what they see is probably 10x what. the average Soldier who's deployed sees. CU you're seeing murder all the time. you're seeing car accidents all the time. suicide all the time domestic violence. all the time you're pulling people over. you never know if you're going to get. shot he goes most of these guys are. [ __ ] up because they just constantly. seeing this stuff constantly oh yeah I'd. be at home I'd here somebody open a jar. of Pringles and I'd [ __ ] pull on them. you know know yeah you you hear that top.

yeah what's going on what is happen dude. we had a um police officer on a few. years ago or about a year ago H can you. look this up Jamie is it okay to ask. Jamie to look something up yeah sure. okay um it's a police. officer how long ago uh yes this guy. retired police. officer um Sergeant Brad white this guy. was super unique he lived in Los Angeles. but he told this story he he he was um.

he didn't have any political thoughts he. just told stories of what it was like. being a police officer and uh he told. the story of his first day on the job. they're chasing a guy the guy runs into. traffic gets hit by a vehicle and killed. right so even as a just a human being. like you're you're just doing a job but. then you're like trying to. compartmentalize or or how do you know. what effect did I have on this what my. you know like he told this story of a.

mother had called and said that her son. was. um was thinking about committing suicide. right the mother meets him in the yard. he shows up he's he's a police officer. it's is in um outside of Los Angeles I. think in Whittier Police Department I. could be wrong he shows up the mom meets. him outside they see the sun comes into. the doorway right it's like a a glass. door with another door behind it that. kind of takes his own life right kills.

himself right in front of them so now. he's standing there with the mom oh my. God now he has to go he has to go he has. to console the mother then go inside of. the home he walks inside the door won't. open cuz the man's body is there right. it's he's having trouble getting it open. even just that moment he gets it open. something falls off of the ceiling down. the back of his shirt and it's part of. the guy his brain matter he had shot.

himself on the. scene so I know that's graphic and stuff. um but and then for the next three or. four hours he has to take care of this. scene with this little feeling between. his. um bat wings or whatever the what what. is that proof vest no inside of your B. BL shoulder blades yeah it's brain. matter yeah and it's just like that's. just a regular guy you you know he might. not even have finished college or.

something you know it's like so just the. baffling amount of stuff that police go. through anyway I was trying to just like. those are stories that stuck with me. when I when I spoke with that guy it was. like unbelievable it's just conveniently. ignored by most people who will never be. police officers and then that was one of. the more offensive things about the. George Floyd thing all this defund the. police [ __ ] where people rose up and. were saying defund the police and I mean. defund the police and Comm Harris was. one of them she was out there tweeting. defund the police and because of that.

crime just ramped up in certain. communities and so many people wanted. the police back but it then it's you. know it's a long process to try to and. to this day the most of these cops don't. have good morale they still have this. this feeling of defund the police was. just a couple of years ago yeah it's. hard to get people to be cops now they. don't want that [ __ ] job and why. would they it's a [ __ ] hard job yeah. and they don't even. I think the Highlight like they usually.

they used to play like softball in our. area against like the fire department. that was like the highlight of it you. know it was like having like um. competition you know but I don't even. like if you defund them they're not even. super funded you don't ever see a cop. with like a um. boat or you know what I'm saying like. you don't a baller cop yeah you don't. see a [ __ ] right if you think about. how hard that job is like hard jobs. should pay more right yeah dude you know. like what is the I think if you paid. them too much though then they just quit.

like I got enough I'm out yeah I don't. know if be talk because like what's. harder being a rapper or being a cop. it's [ __ ] way harder to be a cop oh. yeah I think yeah CU but rappers get. paid way more that's true cops just I. think a lot of cops will start making. albums from the Cars. you but there really should be some. there should be a great producer that. goes on a ride along with a police. officer this is going to happen watch. and makes a dope track with a cop right.

and the and you could make a dope and. you have so much great visuals and the. proceeds go towards supporting the. police department yeah like the cop. could like be saying [ __ ] from behind. the wheel and you sample that sample. that and turn them into songs we got. them in Pursuit codes different codes. 5150 isn't that when someone's crazy oh. yeah that's crazy right there that's 50. I think 44 look is this cop WP what is. this Grammy nominated rapper Sacramento.

Police Officer records new deployment. recruitment video pull him up man. um no yeah I mean I looked I just. figured there could have already been. one what's that 5150 what do you have to. do to be a Grammy nominator Grammy. nominated doesn't impress me like Grammy. winning that impressed me Grammy. nominated dude my grammy who nominated. you yeah my grammy will nominate anybody. she liked uh traveling. willber you didn't she I mean I didn't I. mean if my grandfather showed up and. said hey they're good I respect that a.

little bit more but that's just me you. know Laney Wilson I love she's great red. clay Strays Steven Wilson junor red clay. trays are great they're good huh yeah. there's good music out now it's a good. time for music because like you could. find things so easily you know you don't. have to wait for the radio you just find. stuff people send you stuff like in the. green room all the time someone will. play something like what is this and. they Shazam it like oh [ __ ] it's nice. that Shazam damn thing that feature is. so huge yeah you know on Google pixel.

phones there's an option to just have it. on all the time so any time a song's. playing you can look down on your phone. and it tell you what song's playing uhh. I didn't know it they still do that I. think that's still a feature I think. it's only on the Google. pixel um what was I thinking about I. feel all over the place today Joe you. ever feel like that oh yeah like your. life I haven't I sleep well two days in. a row I didn't sleep the night of the. election I could not sleep I got home I.

was wired and I did you jerk off or not. that no no I just sat in front of the TV. I was watching professional pool sitting. in front of the TV I called Dave Smith. me and Dave Smith talked on the phone at. like 3:30 in the morning yeah and then I. finally went to bed and my wife woke up. she was like what happened who won I was. like Trump won in a landslide you're. like the Spurs and then she was up I'm. like it was a landslide like it was a. crazy Landslide it was the red wave that. everybody thought was going to happen in. 2022 hey Jamie I'm hearing more and more.

about what we talked about yesterday. about the amount of people that voted. for Biden in 2020 versus the amount of. people that voted uh for anybody in 2016. and for anybody in 2024 that they're. still saying it was a giant jump that's. that's what I see too A lot of people. think it's [ __ ] could be lot there's. a lot of people that are getting super. suspicious about the 2020 numbers. because Biden got more votes than. anybody by like 20 million it's really.

crazy if you look at the chart well did. uh yeah did they say that the most. people they'd ever seen at voting. stations were this year yeah that's what. I don't know what the visual report is. for this year but then I get this is the. most consequential election I think I've. ever felt for sure for sure the way. people felt about it too the people on. the left thought they were convinced. that Hitler was coming they're convinced. that some right-wing authoritarian going. to come down and take away all your. rights and well that's a me that's a.

that's the media does that. 100% 100% not what he was saying not. what he did for four years in office. it's all the media and we're all victim. of it a little bit because you won't. defend him or support him if you hear. all these things about him because then. you're you got to defend the fact that. no he didn't really do that he's not. really a fing they were only. misdemeanors Texas voter turn out Falls. in 2024 election despite record. registration.

numbers uh this is just Texas right 61%. cast ballots near 6% drop from the 2020. uh presidential race but the the. difference in um the numbers Nationwide. is what I'm interested in because the. Nationwide numbers were they're pretty. consistent like through the entire like. if you look at 2012 it's consistent with. 2016 which is also consistent with 2024. the anomaly Is 2020 in 2020 everything.

goes way up way up maybe because people. were sitting home and so bored and they. said it's that much to do you think. could be could be because it was during. covid could be they there a lot of. people weren't working so they did have. the opportunity to vote voting should be. a national holiday I agree I don't. understand it's crazy that you give some. people a complication like imagine if. you have a [ __ ] boss like I got to. vote why did you vote early cuz I was. working for you p [ __ ] yeah let me go. let me go vote yeah I mean they give.

Christopher Columbus as a holiday dude. The Lieutenant Dan of the 1400s that. dude gets a [ __ ] holiday okay yeah. why don't you go read what that guy did. let's get rid of Christopher col they. train it to indigenous people's day like. and the indigenous people like thanks. after you wiped out 90% of us thanks for. giving us a day how about we keep that. day that's fine but how about we have an. election national election holiday we. could do it one more holiday celebrate. it's a great day people can rejoice and.

then I think yep it would take a lot of. stress off people too it's like today's. also a day of Celebration it's not this. day that I have to sneak away from work. and be sneaky or whatever you should my. car it should have be a paid holiday you. should expect to have to pay your. employees on the day that election comes. because everybody should be able to go. vote that's what it should be we should. make it we'll talk to Trump about it. making a nationally mandated H holiday I. don't have his number I don't know I. mean I there's a guy in his Department I. have his number we could hook it up I.

know some people um yeah dude it was. just what a I mean just like what a. crazy week yeah very crazy what well you. were one of the first guys to have him. on the podcast did you have any. hesitancy of having him on at. all. um my brother actually my brother's my. brother's a lot smarter than me and he. said hey man uh I just want you to think. that there could be some Reflection from.

people if you have him on right like you. could people some people could be upset. about it right you know and I thought. about that a little bit and I was like. well I don't. really like I like I don't know you know. like I have political thoughts and. beliefs and stuff like that and it's. like it's hard to find a group that. really embodies them and if anything. right now for me it seems like I don't. even feel like these new parties are the. same as the old parties they're not it. does see like this isn't Democrats and.

Republic this there's something else. transm morphing right now yeah yeah yeah. and so um I thought. like I thought well I think I'm I just. want to be able to have a chance to talk. to this guy you know and the main thing. for me was like um like you talked about. Dana White earlier he's really uh you. know I know that you guys work together. and he you know I knew that Trump's. brother suffered from from addiction. right I knew that right I I just I heard.

that or something and I looked into it. it's like okay he lost his brother his. brother died of addiction so I was like. well that's interesting to me you know. and I wish that people I wonder if. there's more to Donald Trump like is. there more of a way to talk with him. about something that means you know a. little try to get an emotional well like. more of an emotional well to him that. than it seems like that's in the public. well there was a thing that was going on. for a while where you were platforming. people this was the idea like if you had.

on a guy like Trump you are platforming. this bad person this is this was this. thing yeah I didn't think about that at. all but it's a. it's it's an authoritarian way to. regulate conversations that let you know. more about people and it's stupid. because people don't want to have a. nuanced perspective on anybody look I'm. this one of the reasons why I wanted to. talk to KLA Harris I'm like I bet. there's a person in there I bet I can. get to that person yeah I wanted to find. that person I don't want to hear all the. speeches I don't want to hear I was. raised middle class I don't want to hear.

any of that [ __ ] she's a roller skater. you know that no I would love to find. that out yeah I would love to talk to. her about all kinds of [ __ ] um I would I. literally said like because there was a. few restrictions of things they didn't. want to talk about but I said I don't. give a [ __ ] I go get her in here like. whatever you want to talk about and they. want to know if I edit I'm like there's. not going to be any editing there's no. editing yeah we're not going to edit but. yeah that's the same thing they asked us. is there an edit you know I just wanted. to talk I just it's like I feel like you. give someone a couple of hours and you.

start talking about anything I'm going. to see the pattern of the way you think. I'm going to see the way you process. ideas I'm going to see whether or not. you're calculated or whether you're just. free yeah or are you comfortable with. you or do you are you projecting things. like she's got 80 different accents how. do you decide which one to pull out yeah. she's she busts out different accents. depending on who she's talking to they. should have made talk to a bunch of. Chinese folks I would have loved to he.

that accent I want to see what I do that. too though I like to meet people where. they're at you know oh if I see somebody. that's you know I'll be like what's. happening my friend you know it's like I. like to meet people where they are you. know yeah she did one with the Latinos. when she talk with the Latino acts I'm. like this is wild but she's a chameleon. but if you want to be a successful. politician that's probably a good trait. I agree you know it's like a comedian. that's always on they kind of get. annoing but if you want to be a median. is probably a good trait you want to be.

a politician you should probably be able. to melt into your environment and sort. of meld yourself with whatever these. people want you to be yeah you know yeah. but maybe not maybe it's just like the I. always feel like the environment of. debates the environment of interviews on. television the environment of anything. you're doing in front of an audience. it's so fake it's such a weird way to. talk that you don't get a sense of who. the person is so like when I got to see. Trump on your your podcast and you were. talking about doing cocaine and it makes.

you like an. owl oh God it was hilarious it was. hilarious but it was like you got a. chance to see that guy as a person. trying to figure out like who is this. psycho I'm sitting here talking to I. remember that [ __ ] I'll [ __ ] make a. nest in my living room dude that [ __ ]. boy you [ __ ] I'll scoot over the. neighbors and steal some twine in my. beak homie I [ __ ] H there's nothing. worse than being locked out your place. on cocaine man I can only imagine but.

you you talking to him like as a person. is like almost more valuable than any. other kind of speeches he does because. when he's in front of everybody talking. about we're gonna make America amazing. those are great speeches but you don't. like she had an amazing speech when I. was like she could win was when she had. that one speech about Donald Trump like. scared to debate her but he says all. these things but you know what what I. always heard if you want to say. something say it to my face and the. whole place went crazy and she was.

laughing oh was so good it was her best. speech for sure and it was right when. they decided that she was going to run. for president maybe that what what got. people involved Biden stepped down and. she had one Banger of a speech she. looked young and energetic and like it. really made you feel like this is going. to be she was hot she she was younger. she was a smoke show she's still all. right she got that thing on her I bet so.

this you know what I'm saying I do know. what you were saying that's why it's so. crazy cuz a lot of brothers love her too. everybody seems to love her look if the. brothers like it she got that thing on. her that's all I'm saying you know I. understand what you're saying um but. like that one speech was almost enough. for her to win and if she just didn't. talk other than speeches but they would. have done they needed to do a better job. of the speeches because every speech was. the same and the problem with that is uh. we were talking about this the internet. you get to see that speech over and over. again online like and then people make.

compilations of speech and right and. then the same thing but it's like if. someone goes to see your act you know. they don't understand like acts like to. develop a bit it takes months and months. and months to really like put it. together where it's like rock solid and. you're going to do it the same way or. slightly different every night and if. someone comes to see you and goes Theo's. so full of [ __ ] man he told us the other. day that it was just the other day yeah. but but meanwhile he said it 3 weeks. later what wasn't just the other day it. was three [ __ ] weeks ago dude you're.

just you're repeating the same [ __ ] you. got too many leap years white boy [ __ ]. like that exactly so that's what they. feel about like a presidential candidate. that's telling the same speech over and. over well hey you're not supposed to go. see all those speeches but yeah you know. but the thing is about TR you're not. following the Grateful Dead here you. know it's like Trump has a lot though. Trump has a lot that are repetitive he. does but not in the same order it's like. going to see a Grateful Dead show it's. like [ __ ] it's all over the place you. know he's when Trump gets out there he.

just does tugging did you see he. accepted he had this long winded speech. about the rocket elau the rocket I'm. like you just won the presid edit that. down you can edit that down that could. be two minutes beautiful L I was I was. worried about that in the very beginning. of the podcast before we got cooking. when he was talking to me about. Lincoln's bedroom I was like oh boy like. where is this going like I've been. Lincoln's bedroom how was it uh it was.

okay I think you can bring it up. actually it's in Springfield Illinois oh. it is no he was talking about the one. that's in the White House oh no I've. been to just his child um before he got. elected go to his childhood home oh wow. it's really interesting he used to keep. his notes in his hat oh that was a good. move pretty cool big ass hats back there. that head wallet baby he had that good. move that's a good move it's like credit. cards behind your phone that kind of. thing except if you lose your phone you. lose everything you ain't losing that. big ass hat though was [ __ ] long dude.

it did crazy man you ever see like how. many dudes wore like fancy hats back in. the day that [ __ ] just went away did. imagine if you were a kid and you're. growing up in a hat family you're like. our family makes hats bro I'm balling. forever I'm going to take over this. business and then no hats if you watch. there's a great uh outside boxing match. in Reno Nevada between Jack Johnson and. and I think it's Jim Jeff and I think.

this is Jim Jeff yes not that guy. Another one not it's not the not the. comedian no I'm talking about the. murderer no maybe I don't think so I. think it's just a boxer who was it James. Jeff so see if Jack Johnson versus this. is it who was who killed the people with. that Kool or whatever when you there's a. video of all these folks that are. walking like to the event and every man. has a [ __ ] hat on dude they all look. they all have hats look they all have.

fancy hats look at all these guys. they're taking off their hats waving. their hats men left the house with a. [ __ ] hat on look at this wow dude. they all have these fancy hats what. happened they're all dressed up nice. with fancy hats first of all good luck. seeing anything outside the Republican. National Convention of that many people. in the streets dressed up in that's it. it's the only time you're ever going to. see this these are like regular men. walking on the streets everybody he had. fancy hats on and a nice button-up shirt.

and a suit jacket that's uh Jim Jeff. right there oh those guys are good dude. James that's John El Sullivan no way. yeah yeah yeah the guy from uh that's a. guy from Monopoly there he he was a bare. knuckle boxer back in the dis so uh and. he was still famous back then wow look. at him putting it all together that's so. cool ain't that cool so they built this. outdoor stadium to watch Jack Johnson. beat the [ __ ] out of gym Jeff oh that's. how it goes Jim Jeff was trying to make.

a comeback he was a little bit older. back then bro boxing would go until. someone died yeah they would have I mean. what's the most rounds they had back. then they were crazy it was like 80. rounds or something like what's the. longest old school boxing match ever. Jamie I think they had some insane. amount of. rounds that's a good question the. greatest number of rounds was 27. 6 in a 4our and 30 minute fight when.

Jack Jones beat py tuny and chesher in. 1825 holy [ __ ] dude in introduced in. 1867 each round of a fight would last. until someone was knocked down oh my. god. wow bro bro. 276 rounds is so crazy that's when you. get all your tte in an IV bag you just.

you have. tot right there dud you just get your ey. your CTE just hot pumped into your. [ __ ] brain I'm just joking 110 I. guess oh my God at New Orleans that's. where it was in 18 it's well he lived to. 94 he lived to 18674 oh these are the. when they oh cuz 1893 it lasted 110. rounds oh my God 7 hours in 19 minutes. it was declared a no contest later.

changed to a draw dude most people. couldn't go that long without even. looking at their phone. dude much l having to fend off guy about. having to take a [ __ ] you're in the. middle of a 200 round fight you have to. take a [ __ ] they should have a diaper. around we have to fight and [ __ ] at the. same. time I would bet it affect your punching. power if you just waddle around [ __ ] of. course dude I don't think there's a way. you can [ __ ] and punch at the same time. very look that up very hard cuz yeah.

think about it. yeah you need to tighten all that up if. you're going to throw a good punch like. your ass cheeks tighten cuz you kind of. used your legs as you thrust forward you. really can't [ __ ] and punch not. effectively Crack the Code bro we crack. you're going to lose that round so I. guess they probably just piss themselves. I know guys have [ __ ] themselves in the. UFC multiple guys yeah uh it breaks my. heart Tim Sylvia [ __ ] himself in a fight. once um who else someone came out there.

Michael Chessa looked over at me once. while I was doing commentary and uh I. think he got called I it was perhaps one. of those situations where the fight. before ended quicker so he didn't get as. much warm-up time as he wanted and then. all a sudden he's running out there and. he looked at me he goes dude I'm about. to [ __ ] my pants I go really he goes. yeah I'm about to [ __ ] my pants and he. won he went out there and won first. round submission cuz he had to just he. had to yeah dude there's another so is. this the fight oh is this another guy.

who [ __ ] his pants five fighters who. pooped their shorts yeah it happens dude. this guy [ __ ] himself little bit dude I. would [ __ ] myself if I had to go in. there so that's crazy Tim syia. definitely [ __ ] himself randomman [ __ ]. himself like it happens man look you. you're getting not yeah liver pounded on. you're getting KNE in the guts oh I got. in a car accident once and it happened. you [ __ ] yourself mhm I didn't want to. it just I I didn't have a choice it just. happened it it wanted to she [ __ ] her. pants too Justine kit.

congratulations I bet dudes would pay a. lot of money for that that on only fans. you sell them shitty drawers and that's. Mark Goddard right there call time out. brother he just stepped in it oh is that. what it is that's the poop oh no imagine. if you're like face down if someone's. putting you in a rear naked choke and. they didn't clean the mats that good and. the person before [ __ ] all over the. place you get pink eye while you're. getting your ass kicked. God that makes me scared yeah that's a.

scary job that's the scariest job you. think uh yeah I went to that fight with. you oh no I went to that fight remember. me and Joey Diaz went which one in New. York oh it was oh I was thinking your. Fighters well I went and saw the James J. bradock statue before it was in New. Jersey before Dustin and. um that last fight that he. had no the the one before the last fight. Justin gatei that was in no after that. uh it was in New Jersey. okay yeah yeah yeah Ben was yeah yeah.

yeah no no no yeah yeah was it yeah he. beat up Beno sanine knocked him out. Islam makev that was after he lost Islam. that was in Jersey which one was in. Jersey Islam he didn't beat he didn't. beat Islam in Jersey right right right. right so he fought Ben was Den KN then. he gets a title shot against Islam yeah. we I went with Joey we and I went to the. um James J bradock statue before it was. awesome dude his arm's a monster he's so.

good yeah it was crazy and Joey was like. what do dude he was. so this is all love dude he he's a. [ __ ] tremendous he's one of a kind. and his book is great too if you haven't. read his book but um he's sitting there. he'd been EA he'd been eating mushrooms. you know and once he even started eating. a little you could see Aaron Rogers. start to look over you know he was. getting curious you know he's like what. was happening you know. by the sixth quarter whatever I don't. know how many how the fights go but it's.

like by the sixth quarter he's just. rubbing on his thighs right [ __ ] he. goes who's winning dog that's what he. kept saying to me. D oh I can't wait to see him again Joey. used to shovel snow for James J bradock. did he really yep wow that's crazy it's. one of my favorite things that I ever. learned about him that's crazy can you. imagine that that is. crazy um. what else is going. [Laughter].

on I'm going to see him in a couple. weeks he's coming out here Joey is gonna. start staying out here for months at a. time yeah he wants to get a place. downtown in a club me I'm going to come. back and look in about a week and a half. every time he comes he's like I got to. come out of here dog I'm like come on. we'll make it easy for you I'm like. we'll make it easy for you you tell me. when you want to come you come we'll fly. you out put you up whatever you want. I'll get you a real estate lady let's. get the party start started and I'm. trying to bring back the Church of. what's happening now cuz him and Le.

sayat they were together when they were. at the club together and I'm like come. on let's get the band back together you. guys together were [ __ ] amazing there. was nothing like that show kept people. alive that show Joey Diaz's show was one. of the most ridiculous silly. Preposterous shows it was so ridiculous. and then he went to New Jersey and. here's a problem with new Joey in New. Jersey um he loves New Jersey he loves. New Jersey people he needs Comedians and. you you you forget that until you're not.

with them and then you're like oh this. ain't no fun yeah you're just talking to. Plumbers or whoever's got a decent. attitude or whatever you know decent. nice I like talking to all kinds of. people obviously but I need comedians in. my life like I need vitamins like I need. a certain amount of sunlight to get some. vitamin D I need I need comedians it's. too like that night that we had in that. green room watching the elections how. many jokes were crack how many [ __ ]. times we rag on Tony oh dude talk toony. off the ledge wait did it Ton's just. [ __ ] Ton's like got statistics 26%.

more Puerto Ricans voted for Trump bro. he had the Puerto Rican app open open on. his whooop bracelet I'm like they have. that what is that bro the whole thing he. was like how many plantains have sold. tonight he was [ __ ] losing his mind. they tried to label him as a speaker he. said he was a speaker a speaker that was. at the Trump rally he said the Rico was. a pile of garbage these are human.

beings was that Adam Ray that's Obama oh. it is a speaker that was at the Trump. rally he was talking about Puerto Rico. as a pile of. garbage dude the simple fact that. Obama's talking about Tony Hing crazy. bro Obama's doing a Tony hinchcliff. bit there's a video of us at the mother. sh is going on played it yesterday but I. want to play it again Jamie play the.

video I it's on my Instagram of Tony is. on stage in the main room by the way. Tony goes on stage it's like Richard. prior just showed. up they were going nuts he murdered he. has 35 minutes on it oh yeah he's on. stage Puerto. Ric no way at the same time same time. yeah. Sim we're definitely in a simulation so.

this guy was on Fox talking about Tony. on one TV while Tony was on stage on the. TV monitor that's. unbelievable we did. it he was so nervous cuz here's what was. going to happen if he lost you know so. the way these news organizations work. they have outlines for stories if comma. wins. they outlines for stories if Trump wins.

if if Trump lost they were going to. blame it on Tony M they had stories. where they're going to blame it on that. joke and they were going to say that. that joke turned the tides and made. people realize the Trump organizations. filled with Nazis and racists and and. they were going to blame Tony and Tony. would have been [ __ ] because then the. Trump supporters would have thought that. too right so it was like both sides. would have dislike Tony AB absolutely. absolutely he would had to go to Puerto. Rico or Costa Rica Maybe. Mexico Mexico's and Mexico and Puerto. Ricans don't really no they don't even.

they don't get along that well and. fighting there's always been a Giant. rivalry between Mexicans and Puerto. Ricans and a lot of yeah yeah yeah oh. yeah man for sure I didn't know that. well you know there's no prouder group. of boxers I think in the history of. Earth than Mexican boxers like they have. Mexican boxers are known for a specific. style like if someone says you fight. like a Mexican dude that's a huge. compliment yeah Mexicans like Julio.

Cesar Chavez you know [ __ ] Canelo. Alvarez Oscar De La Hoya me you can go. down the line you know. Morales [ __ ] man there's so many Manuel. Marquez yeah so many man so yeah they. got just so many punches in one punch. well they just is a there's a culture of. boxing there that goes back so far and. it's so you know and with boxing it's. always people that are poor that want to. we out and one of the best weighs out if.

you're a poor young man you can fight. you can you can make millions like. Canelo like Julio Cesar Chavez like so. it's like the the history of people. rising through boxing but there's a. similar history in Puerto Rico Puerto. Rico has a history a great history of. boxing too really but there was always a. rivalry between Mexico and Puerto Rico I. could see that because you're both. Latino cultures and you want to be the. best you know oh yeah I'm trying to. think if I've ever been to a boxing um. match or not you should go see Jake Paul. versus Mike Tyson it might be the last.

boxing match ever I don't know if I want. to see it do you want to see it if Mike. Tyson wins I remember watching Mike. Tyson versus Roy Jones Jr yeah and it. was like two guys like in beating each. other up in baby diapers or whatever it. was like baby diapers yeah bring it up. they were wearing like big diapers or. whatever no they were wearing cups. there's a protector that boxers wear. that's different than the protector that. MMA fighters wear so the protector that. box wears is foam that covers like the. front of your hips and things too oh.

maybe I'm not thinking about it maybe. I'm thinking about something else then. but it just this this to me this is what. I believe I believe really truly to my. core that they made an agreement where. Mike Tyson was only going to hit him to. the body full blast it looked like every. time he hit him to the head he was kind. of pulling back that's the thing it just. didn't seem like this didn't seem like a. real fight it seemed like a fight to the. body though Mike was hitting him to the. body really hard and I think he hurt Ro. a bunch of times really hard to the body. but you know both of these men are 50.

Roy in his day I maintain to this day. was the greatest boxer I've ever seen. wow Roy Jones in his prime was a freak. like I mean a freak where he wouldn't. even throw Jabs he would throw a lead. left hook he would favor that over a jab. but it was as fast as a jab and people. couldn't understand it cuz you'd never. been in a ring with someone that fast if. you look at Roy Jones highlight reel of. ch you ever watched like Roy Jones news. in his prime uh-uh they were executions.

son it was like Mike Tyson in his prime. but a different thing in fact in a Nas. song Nas says the the new Mike Tyson's. Roy Jones wow Roy Jones was just. executing people he was so much faster. than anybody his timing was so good his. power sniper oh my God he was just so. skillful who would you rather knock you. unconscious you think if you had to pick. a good fighter oh I don't know maybe Roy. would just put it out quick just pop you. on the chin and you be like though both. of them will knock you out quick you. think yeah but and this is this one.

fight with Roy Jones with Vinnie Penza. was the only fight in copy box history. where the opponent didn't land a single. punch wow a single punch this was like. when Roy was trying to get the referee. to stop the fight before that Roy. signaled to the referee stop the fight. and the the referee said no and then Roy. goes like this he's like looking at. Vinnie sorry I got to do this I've never. even seen that just lights it up bro he. was so good in his prime but like all. fighters they stay past their Prime and. people really only remember them for.

when they lost yeah you know Roy in his. prime was just something completely. special he had Allen Iverson Vibe you. went to watch him just to see how long. guys would last that's what you would. you would watch to see what he would do. to guys I did a fishing rodeo with him. once did he really he's a big fisherman. he he dropped his hands put him behind. his back and knocked the guy. out like lured the guy in hit him with a. one straight right hand and dropped him. it was one of he would just like be. toying crazy dude I can't even get a.

[ __ ] medium jacket off of my body. this guy's doing this. [ __ ] that's what blows my mind was so. good he was so good and everybody that. went in there brother right there. there's a thing that happens when a. guy's going to fight like you would see. it with Anderson Bill cart who's he. fighting I don't know some dude is in. real trouble they should have stopped. this fight already God that dude did not. need to take those other two punches. dude he was so.

fast yeah dude Tony was Tony was he. was he was terrified Tony terrified. right when I walked in I had seen him in. mon I'm just [ __ ] grilling him I'm. like there he is I'm like who's in. island now that's what I. said he's [ __ ] sitting there who's in. island now did you really say that to. him yeah and here's the best thing about. Tony though he laughed like. Tony is for the joke right like even if. he's like going through it he respects.

the. joke there's many layers to that whole. thing it's like you Tony is who he is. and you you almost you respect that to. the core it wasn't the best timing. probably not right was there a lot of. supervision over him what he said. probably not but that just show you how. disorganized that meeting was it's. disorganized but it's also real so it's. like there's two ways to look at it it's. like it's yes it's like nobody proof. Reddit Let Me Clear something there cuz. we did say that they had went over his.

material they didn't they did not go. over his material um they did someone. suggest that he take one joke out so he. took this one joke out and he had he's. like oh what do I put in its place he. decided to go with the Puerto Rico joke. you [ __ ] dumbass don't. you wait did. it yeah he's just so silly but he's the. GU but he laughs at himself oh totally. but also he's it's weird cuz it's like. do you want things to be tailored or you.

not want them to be tailored you know. yeah it's like you could have you could. have a group that goes through every. every single joke and says no to. everything right and then you get. nothing you you you know what I'm saying. kind of it's like how many layers of um. like uh when you drain spaghetti or. whatever you I'm talking about like how. many layers of spaghetti n [ __ ]. I don't know it's been a long year I me.

I know what you're saying I know what. you're saying but I think when you get. to a certain level of your career you. got to say no to things that are outside. of Comedy yeah if you're just coming up. and someone says you want to go speak in. front of the president go out there make. a mark Soldier give it your best but if. you're Tony henchcliffe and you just did. the Tom Brady roast kill Tony's the. number one comedy podcast in the world. you have millions and millions of. downloads every week don't do that it's. just too comedy you're really good I. this what I was trying to tell people if. you saw those same jokes on stage he.

kills [ __ ] crushes it's just the. worst environment ever for it lights are. bright it's in the day no one knows a. comedian he goes up cold no one goes on. after him there's like his big ass pause. after him the whole thing was like. organized terribly terribly just. complete disorganization it was like. there was the Trump speech which is the. big thing like what do we do with all. the extra time like let anybody talk who. wants to talk this guy owns a [ __ ]. sandwich shop let him come up up there. you know look it's my friend Giovani. like fuing let anybody in there they.

were letting people that were saying. wild stuff too oh they were letting. anybody in there and it didn't seem like. they vetted a lot of the speeches some. of the speeches are like what what wa. they had 40 minutes of ASMR in there. they were [ __ ] letting people do. anything dude whenever you get an. organization whether it's the. Republicans or the Democrats you got to. kind of like appease everybody and you. got psychos and moderate people and. they're all together under this one. Banner of this one like have you ever. been on a sports team. there's always like one dude on the team. that's a [ __ ] psychopath right you're.

like dude don't cause any fights like. leave everybody alone let's go come on. we had a brother he would slash. everybody's tires but then here's the. thing we were giving him a ride home so. it's was like well now we're all you. know what I'm saying but that's who he. was you had to respect him he was a. power forward you know yeah well. sometimes they're not making the best. decisions people don't man a lot people. don't man I especially football players. bro you get hit in the head a lot you're. going to make some sketchy ass decisions. Nick Bosa got Brave and shared his uh.

political thoughts the other night you. see that no I didn't well just crazy how. like on on mainstream stuff if you share. anything one way it's okay but you share. something another way it's not okay. right like if you nobody got angry at. people they made fun of people for. supporting KLA Harris like we made fun. of uh Dave Bautista like because it look. just so silly like this performative. commercial where it's really important. to vote for a commone. wall is the Mana the wrestler the guy. from U Guardians of the Galaxy okay you.

know what I'm talking about Big Jack. dude he's trying to get movies man he's. wearing pearls to like Red Carpet Events. I know what you're doing you're trying. to get those movies you got to like show. what you're an artist you're sensitive. you're on the right side put him in the. he wants to be a lead in a movie wants. to be a movie star then [ __ ] turn on. your camera at the house and make. something dude I'm telling you it's the. right move what he's doing is the right. move even if he's Faking It you mean for. Hollywood you mean yeah yeah yeah wear. the beads wear the wear pearls that. softens you up a little bit lose some.

weight lost a bunch of weight um talk. [ __ ] about Trump he's allowed to be like. a tough guy talking [ __ ] about Trump do. you ever see that Jimmy Kimmel sketch. they did we called Trump a whiny [ __ ]. and you never seen it or Jimmy Kimmel. call Donald Trump that no no no no no no. Bautista they Bautista did you never saw. it find it because it's kind of funny is. he the Intercontinental Champion I don't. even I haven't watch was a big time. wrestler was a giant dude like [ __ ]. built like a superhero and then he went. and did Guardians of the Galaxy a giant.

yeah he's a big giant wrestler dude yes. now I know you're talking about yeah but. he's wants to be a movie star so he's. losing some weight he's a good actor too. man he was good in that um what was that. movie The. Glass Onion the Glass Onion yeah that. was a great movie that he was really. good in that um trying to think of what. I've seen he's just like a if you're a. big giant dude and you're a big. musclebound giant dude and you you want. to do like serious roles like you kind. of got to lose some weight you know you. gotta and you kind of got to like.

support KLA Harris you kind of got to. like wear pearls you kind of got to like. soften your stance you know you got to. kind of like be performative that you're. the guy that they would want to pick cuz. that's like part of the battle like here. let me get this oh that's him yeah. thought was Eddie Bravo Trump is some. kind of tough. guy he's not I mean look at him he wears. more makeup than Dolly Parton wh like a. baby the guy's afraid of.

birds Donald Trump had his daddy pay a. doctor say his will feet hurt so he. could dodge the. draft look at that gut like a garbage. bag full of. Buttermilk he sells imaginary baseball. card pretended to be a cowboy fireman. gu's barely strong enough to hold an. umbrella he's working out and where is. this at joo's gym a little pink. chick that's pretty funny he's got jugs.

big ones like Dolly partner he cheats at. golf he creeps around beauty pageant. dressing rooms you know that little. dance he does yeah he's a pervert dude. who isn't a. pervert he's Moody he pouts he throws. tantrums no get those lights off he acts. like a 5-year-old behind the wheel of a. truck he bends over for cl. is cater on social media than a middle. school Bean girl the guy needs help.

walking. downhill almost there. Grandma this November let's stop kidding. ourselves Donald Trump is afraid I don't. watch this kind of stuff look at this. the punches windmills M Street and being. locked. [Applause]. at isn't it P your jail. time mostly he's terrified that real.

red-blooded American men will find out. that he's a weak tubby toddler mommy. take me home Mommy I want to go home. tough guy someone grab you by the wow. that closing Line's pretty tough D. that's not bad they called him a [ __ ]. um but it's like you know what he's. doing yeah trying to become a movie star. it's a good move the Hollywood liberals. 100 100% love that well Hollywood's just. crazy to me dude I just don't understand.

it like it seems like they hate white. men well some people that work in. Hollywood I'm sure don't like white men. but that's a thing about woke culture. it's like there's a hierarchy of the uh. injustices that you have faced white. white men have even if it's not you. which is where it gets Prejudice cuz if. it's not you white men over history have. caused the most grief they've caused the. most most trouble they've been. responsible for the most injustices in. this country at least you know slavery.

um Redline laws other people help with. slaver let's don't just pin the tail on. The Honky Donkey you know what I'm. saying but in America slaves were. exclusively exclusively owned by white. people in other countries they're owned. by all kinds of people This Is Where It. gets weird see that's what we got to do. then well people don't understand is. there's more slaves today than there. have ever been more slaves today than. there were before 1865 when slavery was. abolished in America you're lying nope. there's more slaves um in Libya when we.

took down Libya and the rebels killed. Gaddafi on television did you ever see. that uhuh I didn't uh it's one of the. most terrifying was it on uh cpan um but. Libya became for a while became like a. failed State and at one point in time. there were slave auctions in Libya that. you could watch on YouTube. okay how crazy is that like look Google. Googled the actual numbers oh my God. yeah that's a real statistic so and this.

is also one of things that people are. terrified about with this border deal. okay because one of the things about the. Border it's not as simple as people. coming over and they want a better life. of course but it's also people being. exploited and there's tens of thousands. of kids that are missing who knows if. they've been smuggled into child child. trafficking there's who knows how many. people have been in okay hold on a. second says estimates range from about. 38 to.

49.6 million people are slaves today the. number of enslaved difficult people is. difficult to to determine estimates. range from 38 to 49 million what uh-huh. yeah oh my. God I didn't have any clue I well you. have to include people that can't leave. even if they're not like in cages people. that are trapped right like like Gaza. people you mean well you no I would talk. like people that work in coal mines or.

uh Cobalt mines in the Congo they're. essentially slaves I mean they give them. the minimal amount of food and water. they work in horrific conditions and. they live in complete abject poverty but. they're treated better than the people. in Gaza though perhaps well they're all. getting poison they're all getting. poison pulling that Cobalt out of the. ground yeah but still they're getting. lunch I bet probably not not not a good. lunch I would imagine either way yeah. you you could find other spots that suck.

worse but the point is like those people. you could kind of consider slaves um and. then there's real slavery you know um. this friend of mine was telling me about. um this place that was built in Jamaica. or the Bahamas I think it was the. Bahamas and um they brought in uh. Chinese workers in like this giant ship. and he said they they had this patch of. land they put up a fence around the land. and all the Chinese workers lived on. that land and the Chinese workers built.

this Resort there and they worked non. stop 24 hours a day they built the whole. thing in 18 months they would just have. shift after shift and once it was. completed they took all the workers put. them back on the boat put them right. back to China so what was that was that. was that slaves that's slavery it would. I mean it seems like slaves like it seem. seems like unless they paid those people. an. Arrangement was but they put a fence. around the area they brought people in a. giant ship and then they put them back.

in the ship and shipped them back to. China like if you a look at firefest. remember firefest or whatever yeah what. the [ __ ] was that dude that was a dude. trying to make money right but still. those people got carted over there yeah. nothing to eat nowhere to sleep. definitely different than slavery but. still it's like yeah it's like it's. funny you think just cuz things happened. a long time ago that it's not slavery. today right well I wouldn't say that. fire Festival is a form of slavery I I. agree did you see prop 6 in California.

what is that that's on the screen prop. six prohibited slavery and involuntary. servitude and it did not pass what what. wait a minute what in California yeah. proposed amendment to California's. constitution would bar slavery in any. form and repeal a current provision. allowing involuntary servitude as a. punishment for Crime cuz a lot of them. gay producers trying to Tran out them. twin twinks homie that's why bro keep. them as slaves I'll tell you bro they. every now and then how would you every.

now and then a freaking some twink. [ __ ] clambers out of an air vent oh. oh here it is it's Force labor in. prisons yeah it has to do paying people. to work in prisons and do like they have. to fight the wildfires and stuff. interesting so they want him to have to. work wow they just don't want to pay. yeah that's California but that is what. happened right that was what the Jim. Crow laws were all about man like one of. the things about slavery is slavery. didn't end boom now let's give black.

people jobs no slavery ended and then. there was this long period where black. men would get arrested for anything and. everything and then they'd be forced to. work and they had work camps and so you. were still same you could just get. caught and you'd be a slave you get a. bad cop besides you're speeding whatever. it is you're a slave yeah theyed you. have a car and you're like you're. speeding yeah you you're looking at. people bad you're verbally intimidating. people whatever the [ __ ] it is like.

youve see with the when some when the. someone wants to Target you for. something you pissed off the wrong. people they [ __ ] come after you with. the law and they can get you if they. just decide that you shouldn't be free. and we're just going to with there's an. industry around slave labor which there. is there's also an industry now around. keeping people in prison right because. the prisons are private so it's a a. private Corporation owns this building. where you lock people up for money you. get paid for them being there so who.

gets paid the private prison there's. contracts with the state like it's like. a summer camp or something kind of I. don't know who gives the contracts but. no prisons are owned by corporations. okay so prisons owned corporations so no. no no no no no prison is owned by a. corporation so it's a business okay so. they Lobby to make sure that laws stay. on the books one of them is marijuana so. the prison. guard Lobby they were they were trying. to make sure that marijuana stays.

illegal so that more people stay in. prison because the more people in prison. the more jobs they have the more hours. they have the better benefits they'll. have and the prison wants as many people. in jail as possible that is how they. make money wow yeah who makes the money. it's not the government no well in some. jails but there's private prisons like. what is the percentage of private. prisons I know I know we've looked this. up but I forget the number are they. nicer I don't think so what about the. Excalibur in Las Vegas that place is a. [ __ ] private prison dude you ever.

been. there dear God bro bro I heard Circus. Circus is going down that's the ultimate. Circus Circus is like how is this place. legal dude that was at the end of 2022. 8% of the total state and federal prison. population in the United States was in. private prisons Y which is about. 9,873 people this makes private prisons. a relatively small part of the. correction system which is mostly public. which by the way is even crazier how.

about the fact that 990,000 people in. jail is a small percentage wow we have. more people in jail than any other. country do you know that yeah and we. need a few more in there too I. think to be honest bro freedom is a some. people can't handle Freedom yeah Freedom. ain't free Freedom ain't free man what. are you eating over there a break I need. a hit of something man one of these huh. oh that's Zen or something Breakers you. scar it you a vape on you this is. non-alcoholic what is that bust out the.

smelling salts I'll take a hit of. anything dude I'm about to [ __ ] jerk. off just to get high dude I need man. what's happening Ste just been a long. week man it's yeah just been a long year. man what you're successful you're. handsome I don't understand it I don't. understand it either this one this one's. so bad it stinks Chuck a knife Jamie you. got a knife that's not the uh fishing. bait one is it no bro this one is so. strong I I have haven't even opened this. yet sniff it it's not even open. yet can't smell it you can't smell that.

you have Co no I don't think. so shout out to my friend John Reeves. who gave me this knife this knife is. made with you got a vape in here still. man no come on BLM dude what you got. Jamie what do you need man what what's. wrong with your Vape I just want to hit. a ni do nicotine in it what are you. doing with a vape with no nicotine just. faking it yeah just trying to get. through it all do you want a cigar are. perhaps it'll make me sick I bet okay I. want you to get sick I know before I.

bust out these smelling salt son these. are oh my God tremendous what round are. we in boy what round are we in dog bro. this one I'm smelling from over there. here we go oh my God come on boy I'll. [ __ ] ride that [ __ ] homie huh bear. back huh. ooh nword in Paris baby let's get this. you feel me get it get. it oh Lord right there's nothing like a.

fresh how many seconds did I do man. that's PBR [ __ ] did you had a good good. haul let me get one more one more in. there son don't be scared I like it I. like it oh Lord yeah I can't leave you. alone out there in two land I got to get. a dose in myself oh my. God [ __ ] I just think I saw who won the. Heisman oh my. God bro that [ __ ] made something happen.

to me those are so strong. wow I'm going to join woman's sports. that was a lot bro that was if every. time you did this and you left here and. you felt um like you couldn't remember. things well would you still do it do. that yeah yeah if you would lose like a. little bit of memory like where's my. keys nothing serious like like you. remember your name you know still. remember your phone number but you like. where's my keys to do a little bit of a.

drug yeah just a little hit oh yeah yeah. I mean one of my eyes just shut down and. yeah and I like it like how far can we. go there's something about doing. something it's like I think when you. have addiction you want to do something. that harms you you know is that what it. is yeah you want to [ __ ] cuz it's. control it's like I want to control how. I feel so even if how I feel isn't great. the there's a weird ju toos where it's. like if I have control over it then. that's it's almost like you're the devil.

that's trying to kill you you know that. make any sense so if you have control. like so you have anxiety and you're. worried about things and so in order to. kind of mitigate that you do a little. bit of damage to yourself so you have. control over the damage yeah there's. something about having control about how. you feel so even if you feel damaged you. still did it to yourself there's like I. don't know man I'm doing the worst job. no I know what you're saying um. self-destructive Tendencies is a big. part of addiction you know yeah.

self-destructive it's like I just things. are feel so hectic right now at least if. I damage myself then I'm the one doing. it I'm not just letting the world do it. right there's and in the moment you. don't see that that doesn't have any. value right afterward you're like [ __ ]. that was dumb but in the moment that. feels like at least I'm taking control. of the situation right I think sometimes. you spend too much time alone me.

personally yeah I think that's probably. true yeah I think uh knowing you and. being your friend for many years now um. I think when you struggle is when you. buy yourself too much yeah because when. you're with everybody else everybody. loves you we all have fun. together I've said it before and I said. it I'll say it again we need that. especially us especially comedians we. need to be around people that are just. like us like. you don't have to worry we could just. talk [ __ ] and laugh and have fun there's. no like wondering where we stand with.

each other it's always fun you need a. home basan yeah you know and you were. you were doing better when you were at. The Comedy Store all the time because. you around us all the time we were all. around each other we were all we knew. there was a place we could go where we. could find like-minded people and have a. laugh you know yeah on a regular basis. which is like we're so fortunate most. people don't have a place where they can. go where they're guaranteed to see. people that they love and you're going. to have a good time and just be silly. with each other and then you're watching.

all these sets everybody's going on. stage with that energy and so there's. all this fun killing in the air yeah I. mean mothership is fun man um I I would. wanting to look for a place y I just. haven't had the time let me ask you this. this year's been the craziest year you. know it's just been a crazy year and so. it's like well it's good to be crazy. because you're busy and you're doing. great stuff your podast your podcast is. killing it fun it's been scary you know. it's been fun you you know I appreciate. the couple time you know you've messaged. me after a couple episodes and said hey. man that you I like that or something I.

really appreciate I want to let you know. that I really appreciate that oh well I. appreciate what you're doing I'm very. very proud of you I'd love to see how. much you worked at it and how your. podcast just keeps growing in the ranks. it's really good man it's very authent. it's a perfect podcast in that it's. really you you you know how to be you. you real authentic even if you're. talking to Trump you're being you you're. talking about doing cocaine with former. president Trump or Now new newly elected. president presid Trump so it's like I. just want to have a voice you know I I. always just wanted to have a voice ever.

or not even I just wanted I don't know. you want to be able to express yourself. yes I just wanted things to be fair and. I just want to express I just like yeah. there was always this feeling inside of. me like I don't have a I can't speak up. for myself you know and so like I think. and even if I'm just listening to. somebody but letting them speak it's. like there's still like something that. you know it means it's like I can't even. explain it but it's like um it's so it's. like I don't know it means something to. me yeah I think these kind of.

conversations are very good for you like. conversations that you're having. conversations that I'm having I think. they're good for you you get to you get. a chance to communicate with people that. are you know really interesting unique. people that have lived completely. different lives than you like I had. Brian Cox on the other day explaining. the universe to me [ __ ] I couldn't I. was like a kid in a candy store it's. like so exciting to get this guy is this. like super intelligent person who's also. a really good communicator could break.

down the fabric of the universe for you. and what we know about it I mean like. when does anybody ever get that. opportunity to sit down and talk to. someone like for 3 hours yeah man dude I. had a lady who had been driving cats. across the country for two years in a. [ __ ] tour bus right and they perform. and they do musical. acts and bro I'm not even Jing to you it. was one of the most. fascinating things i' ever heard in my. life oh yeah cuz her commitment to it.

imagine she got her CDL so she could. drive the [ __ ] bus because it was so. expensive what's the CDL commercial. driver's license and she goes around. doing uh felon shows around the whole. country and she's been doing it for 15. years who do you think she voted for. that's a good question I don't. know whoever hey grabbing by the [ __ ]. probably that guy do you know that uh. crazy cat ladies that there's a reason. for that. it's uh the same reason that like it's a. cat parasite.

toxoplasmosis so you're saying it's a uh. it's a medical ailment makes you. aggressive no it makes you aggressive. yeah I bet a lot like that's that term. cat lady crazy cat lady that's a real. thing that lady's got a parasite she's. got a brain parasite toxoplasmosis you. can't tell them that oh I bet I could. test them get a cheek swab hold that. lady down give me a cheek swab I. guarantee that lady's got it bro that. lady what you bro I used to live with a. dude bro I used to live with this dude.

right and I ended up doing [ __ ] a lot. of drugs or something and whatever and I. [ __ ] cut a window into my closet dude. and it was to the neighbor's apartment I. thought it went outside I got kicked out. oh my God but before that I live with. this dude and he would get really. imagine you're that lady in the the. apartment next door and you hear a. saw some dude's cutting a hole in your. [ __ ]. apartment yeah man I just that's the. crazy thing about apartments right crazy. thing about cocaine apartment has.

nothing to do with it bro I've been up. for. [ __ ] 42 hours on drugs you want to. hear something crazy Trump at the day of. the election Dana White told me he'd. been up for 72 hours. unbelievable I go how's that possible he. goes dude he's a freak it's so weird. well yeah dude I'll say some things that. here's things that like whatever you. think about there's things that the guy. is as resilient no one could go through. all that [ __ ] when the justice. department started to [ __ ] him over.

that's when a lot of people were like. you know what the J the only thing we. should be able to believe in in this. country is at least the justice system. and if they're [ __ ] him over right. and then he got shot at a couple of. times dude he's he's a quarter of 50. Cent yeah you know what I'm saying he's. like so it's like how what else does it. you know at a certain point you just. like I gotta bet on this dog yeah you. know even if it's like you don't even. like. it it's like this.

[ __ ] this dude he you got to bet. on that dog at a if not it's just. bizarre you know I mean the guy gets up. and says fight fight fight after he got. shot in the ear he's not freaking out. he's like oh my God I got shot get me. out of here they're shooting he look he. goes no no stop stop fight yeah fight. fight dude I stubbed my toe I called my. assistant a [ __ ] you know it's. like so yeah we there's something. special about that guy you know and if.

you're lying about him and I know you're. lying about him why am I supposed to. trust you that you're lying for a good. reason right if you keep repeating these. same hoaxes they keep repeating Obama. was repeating it one of his speeches he. said about those white supremacists. they're very fine men on both sides. that's not true yeah it's not true well. why I don't understand why Li left. leaning media which is mostly Jewish are. calling people white supremacists dude. Jewish did you just say that yeah I just.

don't understand Wing media is mostly. Jewish I mean that according to my. Jewish friends it is you. know but why do they hate white guys. it's just woke things man it's just. virtue woke [ __ ] it's like the. understand it well because the the. hierarchies is have experienced a polar. shift okay so here's what it is if you. go back back to the. 1960s the kind of racism that people. faced like before the race riots and all.

all that was horrific because it's just. a hundred years removed from slavery. ending and The Echoes of that oh it's. still in our genes yes but the Echoes of. that were much more much more prevalent. then and so black people were heavily. discriminated against gay people were. heavily discriminated against people. recognize that that's wrong young people. go to universities they get taught that. it's wrong they recognize the sins of. the past and then they overcorrect and.

by overcorrecting now you favor people. that you think have been previously. marginalized so you give people like T. Viv calls it the tyranny of the. oppressed so the oppressed the. previously oppressed now have a social. hierarchy a stand their higher level if. you're a black Trans woman you get to. say the things first at the meeting you. know let the black Trans woman talk. there's a hierarchy in all woke culture. and if you are a white male who's.

heterosexual you have to be non-binary. because otherwise you can't get in you. got to you got to be a they them because. then now okay now you're marginalized. like all you have to do is like change. that's the the lowest level of Entry is. non-binary straight man you just say. you're non-binary and they're like yeah. you just say I just don't feel like a. man or woman mean why you [ __ ] chicks. you're uh you know what you're doing you. little chameleon yeah you're just being. secret Care Bear or whatever you're. sneaking around but there's hierarchies. and gay people because gay people have.

been previously oppressed gay people. weren't even allowed even in. 2013 up to then Hillary Clinton and. Obama both said that marriage should be. between a man and a woman we have to. realize that this was like 11 [ __ ]. years ago that was their political. talking points marriage should be. between a man and woman so now KS. realize how stupid that is young kids. generally have a much better sense of. the errors of the past than we do unless.

we're paying attention as we get older. we pay more attention to what's going on. before but now kids immediately are. aware of how [ __ ] up colonial society. has been how they've conquered North. America killed the indigenous people so. they this they want to like recorrect. things oh yeah if I was ever in office. dude the Native Americans are getting a. lot of [ __ ] back immediately dude well. they already have to see huh they. already have casinos yeah but did they. want casinos I want I want them to have. back whatever they want they're getting.

it back they're getting the rivers back. they're getting the Lakes back they were. taking it from each other too dude it's. like no I agree everybody act like. Native Americans were like everybody's. just like whistling and just shaking. hands but they were fighting yeah 100%. but you would have to figure out like. who owned it like at that time yeah and. give it back to them and then you would. have to let all those other people try. to kill them and get it back cuz if you. want to go back to the old ways that's. the old ways you want to go back to when. the kamanche ran Texas like okay good. luck but you know what the kaman's. favorite thing was doing raiding other.

tribes they loved that gang bangers yeah. they were gangbangers they would show up. in other tribes and slaughter people and. that they wouldn't just slaughter people. they would torture them they would cut. their arms and legs off throw them on a. pile of fire nobody ever surrendered. ever because they knew that there was no. leniency you're going to be tortured and. killed oh she to fight to the death 100%. fight to the death not being B to. surrender cuz you have no choice but to. fight to the death that's why the. concept of surrender was completely.

alien to Native Americans yeah they. fought to the [ __ ] death and they. fought each other to the death and there. was battles between all of them and they. they conquered and they made alliances. and you know especially Little Big Horn. they all got together and [ __ ] up. kuster but all there's so many different. tribes that conquered so many and you'd. have to go back to when when well you. got it because you killed all these. people let's go back to the Algonquin. let's give it to the [ __ ] Apaches. let's get like you'd have to figure it. out man like this was a this was a.

tickle a dream to get the truth this was. really like in some ways other than the. violence it was like a utopian existence. it was these people followed the Buffalo. around ate every part of it used their. skins to make their houses traveled on. Horseback following them around they. didn't even make art dude the the. kamanche didn't make make art they. didn't make anything why they were just. Warriors just Warriors eating meat all. they did was eat buffalo and kill.

everybody else so if you so so is it. weird though that we feel bad about that. like is that a trap like that's what I'm. wondering does that make does that. question make sense to you well that was. the way they lived you know I mean is. that better than drone bombs in Yemen. you know when we sit here comfortably in. this [ __ ] Austin Warehouse is it. better is that better no the whole thing. is [ __ ] it's [ __ ] that Gaza is going. on it's [ __ ] that they're using these. these poor ukrainians like [ __ ] meat. for the Russian war machine the whole. thing's crazy it's all bad but the crazy.

that was going on back then was a. one-on-one crazy it's a different kind. of crazy it was like there was an. understanding that if you saw somebody. and they had horses or they had these. you're going to go kill them and take. that thing from them and if you knew. that there was a camp and the camp was. over the top of the Ridge and they would. be in bed at night you would come in the. middle of the night and Slaughter. everybody and they did that to each. other they did that to each. so it was a horrific way of existing cuz. sometimes there's this there's this. Vision that you um romanticize that.

culture right I do that a lot I. romanticize things that I don't know. about right because there just seems. like something like oh that's romantic. or something you know these were this. was a culture of Warriors it was [ __ ]. hide and go seek for real it was culture. of Warriors like this whole country was. filled with nomadic Warriors yeah wow. and most of them got killed by [ __ ]. small poox that's what's the crazy most. of them got killed by the flu and all. sorts of diseases that came over with.

the European how gay must that have felt. dude you're [ __ ] Warrior right. suddenly you get a [ __ ] sneezes on. you at the Depot you go to the trading. Depot to drop off some [ __ ] skins. some dude sneezes on you and that's a. WAP yeah you're like You' been training. all day dude and some guy just [ __ ]. doesn't wash his feet for half an. afternoon or just came here off a boat. stinky [ __ ] was breathing [ __ ] [ __ ] air.

and drinking [ __ ] water you know like. you imagine the hygiene on those boats. oh Columbus's ship it was like the first. burning man dude that place was a dump. dude I heard the pent didn't even have. any chicks on it dude it's like there's. an example Columbus is an example could. you have done it I mean probably if you. lived back then that would have been a. thing to do because you would have been. bored but you're in the it's. try you would wanted to try to see what. it looks like to go across the ocean if.

you a young man and you just needed. something in your life and you knew the. dudes did it and you just eat beef jerky. for three months and you make it across. the ocean and when you get to the other. side is there's Gold Everywhere they. didn't even know where they were yeah. but if you read the accounts there was a. a priest that traveled with them some. sort of religious man that traveled with. them like a detailed Diary of their the. horrific things that columbus' men did. they bashed babies on the Rocks they. yeah yeah yeah they told certain men. that they had to give they had to give.

them their weight in gold and if they. did they would chop dude's arms off in. front of everybody they enslaved these. people and used them for their gold. because these people had no use for gold. they didn't know how valuable gold was. you mean when they got to the Americas. exactly exactly yeah people they just. slaughtered people they just slaughter. people dude there's horrific depictions. of what Columbus's people did we. romantici I romanticize nature so much. and it's really vulgar isn't it well. it's just humans have always done this.

to each other and for all of human. history the strong groups of men with. weapons invade people that aren't. prepared and they take all their stuff. and they conquer them I it's always. happened it's it's the the most common. thing if you go back and look at history. there's a bunch of common things there's. um an increase in the complexity of. architecture and the design of the. Cities there's machines there there all. these different things improve but along. the way the consistent thing is war it's.

constantly happening from the beginning. of time as early as we know tribes were. battling other tribes and back then when. there wasn't that many people wasn't. that many resources and you were. competing to see whose genes spread it's. just natural he developed tools and. weapons and then that's engrained in our. [ __ ] DNA so here we are in 2024 with. iPhone 16s and starling. and we're still locked into this tribal. War mindset because that's how humans. evolved right and that's the scariest.

thing about being alive today is that. we're so Advanced we're so much more. civilized than at any other point in. human history and yet same amount of. people if not more are dying senselessly. all the time right like we're civilized. on the outside but there's a part of us. that is will always be uncivilized yeah. well the part of it is war right and. other parts of the world are not as calm. as us you know there's parts of the. world that are very [ __ ] dangerous. yeah they the the the you know there's. places of the world where you can't go.

without getting robbed or shot yeah. Memphis first of all I'll say that is. Memphis that bad Memphis is bad dude. that's where Elvis came from huh is that. where Elvis came from and he left it. changed where's graceand actually Grace. you know what's Grazy on graceand dude. it's in Memphis and it's cool you go out. they let you in the backyard after the. smoke and Elvis's grave is right there. you could smoke right in front of. Elvis's grave you could smoke 17 cmet. from Elvis's grave or 80 cm that movie.

that Elvis movie was so good which one. uh the one where Tom Hanks plays the. colel you didn't see that one oh yeah. with that dude what is his name Austin. col what's the the Fell's name that. played Elvis Austin Butler Austin Butler. is really good man he [ __ ] he nailed. it he was really good he really believed. that he was Elvis what a crazy story. yeah yeah Elvis was the first guy to get. way too famous the first guy that was. just way too famous yeah like there was.

no one that famous before Elvis no there. wasn't D well yeah there was Jesus. probably who else maybe Jesus. Constantine I Think Jesus got his rep. like he got his really appreciation. after he was gone yeah you know sort of. like K Cobain yeah kind of that's a good. point. huh I mean people love Kirk o Bame while. he was alive but I think they really. appreciated him after he was dead. certain there's certain guys what do you. think you what do you.

um what are you gonna do what are you. gonna do when you die dude I'm not doing. jet I'll be dead all right we'll see. about that huh well we'll see about that. that's what's interesting imagine if you. really do go to heaven and St Peter. really is there with a book you're like. this is crazy first thing you to think. is this dude's gay as [ __ ] I think that. robe some dude says a checklist or. whatever. or whatever you're the most enlightened. being ever but you walk around with a. robe on robes are stupid I never want to.

wear a. robe a robe when if I have to go to like. a a massage place you got to wear a robe. before you take the robe off I'm like. okay you're going to see me in my. underwear in five minutes so why don't. we just do it now it's. flirting it's lerie a Rob yeah dude a is. just mail why would God be wearing a. robe with a rope tie bro don't you know. about pants I don't know you get. yourself a pair of origin stretchy jeans. they're great man they look like jeans. but they feel like [ __ ] sweatpants.

God. why why you wearing a robe man you think. God's got that thing on him or what what. do you think probably got a hog you. think he created the universe yeah oh my. God I bet you would want it I bet I bet. you would want it if you saw it you'd. want it I wouldn't tell I wouldn't go up. to it imagine it just has a magical. attraction you're like you're not even. gay but everybody's gay for God hey look. I'll tell you this I might walk up to it. but I put sunglasses on first dude if. God's real he made gay people anybody.

who thinks gay is a choice I think gay. is a choice for some people let me be. real clear about this I think there's. some people that are open-minded and say. I'll try being gay for a. while it's not me maybe it's you Greg. fit Simmons said he almost tried it and. he panicked at the last minute and ran. away yeah he thought he had late to do. it I feel like I feel like it's like a. late night activ L gay stuff doesn't. happen at 9 in the morning 1 yeah past. 1: a.m. I like to get to bed at a decent. hour my point is God made gay people. yeah so it's clear if God made.

everything he made people that are gay. the craziest religious answer like Ben. Shapiro gave me this answer he said he. thinks you should ignore don't do it. because it's a sin just like you want to. murder people but you don't murder them. like bro how much do you want to murder. people like it's like because gay people. want to [ __ ] every day yeah like you. know who wants if you want to murder. people every day check yourself in. that's that's a crazy comparison like. the gay thing is literally your sexual. expression like you're attracted to. other guys so like if you're not.

attracted to other guys you think are. you sure God wrote that down like are. you 100% positive that God really thinks. that's a bad idea but yet he made people. that have that urge right it wouldn't be. it wouldn't be fair if he did that it. wouldn't be right I think the craziest. thing is I think if you the first gay. dude must have been like what's going on. you know like he's sitting there with. his wife or whatever and his buddy comes. over to like you know to just look. around or whatever because they have. that much stuff back then and his buddy.

comes over just to like look around or. tell him about like an animal he saw or. something and he just starts thinking. man I'm GNA [ __ ] I bet I'm gonna get. this little rabbit I bet it existed from. the jump little rabbit little rabbit. what do you think is a gay dude think. you get that little rabbit that's what. you little [ __ ] booty rabbit booty huh I. think gay guys have been here from the. very I'm going snort that little [ __ ]. you know why because I think human. beings that little dirt. oyster Jesus Christ I'm just saying bro.

what do you think if you're the if the. the thoughts have to come in your head. something puts the thoughts in you I. think it starts in the thoughts I don't. think it starts in the DNA well it might. start in the DNA too there was uh I. think see if you can find this I think. it was University of Rome they uh. proposed a theory that there was a. variation of the X chromosome that. existed in women that are very. promiscuous and that these very. promiscuous women had a disproportionate.

amount of gay Sons oh my God yeah so the. idea is that these women are just so. they're so dick hungry that it literally. passes on through their genes where was. it was it in R it wasn't in Rhode Island. was it no but that could it could happen. in Rhode Island Providence would be a. good place for that that's isn't there. like a gay Mecca that's kind of there. yeah yeah yeah um Province Town I think. is Jeff what his name used to party. there Jeff from The Comedy Store I think. province toown is Massachusetts but.

there's I know what you're talking about. there's a thing in Rhode Island then. there's Fire Island in New York but I. think their thought was that the same. gene that made women like really. promiscuous they wanted a bunch of. different sexual partners MH that this. same G that it might be actually a gene. thing see the gene thing is weird man. because Brett Weinstein explained this. to me he said do you know the difference. between beautiful woman and a woman. who's hot and I said no like what's the. difference he like a beautiful woman is. a woman that you would want to have a.

longterm relationship and raise children. with yeah and then a hot woman like. woman who's wearing like very skimpy. clothes and very like looks like she's. like really made up very the idea that. that's attractive is that you could. potentially spread your genes quickly. without having any consequences so the. this. right you wouldn't have to have a. relationship with that person but it. would give you an opportunity to spread. your jeans like as primate just spray. and stray kind of thing monant or.

whatever fertility the the amount of. children they have I think or something. oh I thought it was um I thought it was. the promiscuous women I think I'll show. you the title does it say that there. says the I hope that I wonder if this is. their interpretation this is uh yeah. that's around the time gay gene survived. Evolution as it is carried by mothers. who have more children right but guess. what if you have more kids means you. like. dick I I think they were talking about. perm.

miscued to the maternal relatives of. straight men I think we need more gay. men in some of these areas well hold on. a second doesn't that make sense though. um that would make sense like in terms. of like natural selection because if. you're someone who's like over having. kids you have too many kids you have. like 10 children all right uh I would. see how nature be like you know what we.

don't need to spread these genes as much. let's make a couple of these gay right. nature is like let's let's even things. out right yeah oh make sense nature. wants people to be balance yes nature. wants balance yeah and if someone has 10. kids and everybody else has 10 kids that. could get out of hand real quick so I. can see how if you have a lot of kids. nature be like you know what let me do. this what was that where was that study. done from uh where you said University. of. Rome University of Padova in Italy okay.

and just as there's people that's gay. there's people that are non-sexual at. all really 100% which is stay out of the. stay out of the fight you don't belong. to 2. A2 plus a yeah whatever that is so what. is it it's qbd what is it LGBT. lgbtq2 a i plus a is a ual stay out of. it yeah stay out of it this is not your. fight yeah they got it some people it's.

not your fight yeah you're just like you. don't even have sex with anybody yeah. what if you're just jerking off of your. house are you in that or what like what. is that who are those people right. that's lonely sexual yeah and L I think. they're going to put robots in there you. see that you see that robot cutting hay. the other day I did not pull that up if. you don't mind with a scythe like the. Reaper like a Reaper yeah it was like. see that little bit of like a not a. slave bot or whatever we were talking. about robot bodyguards that in the.

future you'll have robot bodyguards you. can go anywhere you want that'd be cool. but then like the second you start you. got to run they're going to be like all. right and then they'll run it's going to. take half a second half a second kills. everything I bet they just pick you up. and they run with you wow they just. carry you you see this it's not real. there we go right here this is not real. oh that's not real it's not real how do. you Jamie you're a party pooper look how. it's moving super real you see that pod. where they're kill that is so real. that's real go back 100% that's coming. okay sure but yeah say that video I mean.

all these folks that are coming over. here for jobs there's a lot of those. jobs that going to be taken by like. unskilled labor jobs are all going to be. robots so but don't you think at a. certain point that we shouldn't have. that like at a certain point shouldn't. AI it doesn't if it doesn't help us be. human at a certain point we should stop. it that's how I feel like oh yeah. yeah time ago yeah yeah yeah yeah they. should have stopped it a long time ago. if you want humans to survive should. have stopped it a long time ago if you. want the human race as it is now you.

want this to. stay it's that doesn't make sense. because you're making something way. better you're you're 100% going to make. something and you're going to give it. autonomy and you're going to give it. sensient and it's going to be infinitely. smarter than us it's not going to be. restricted by any biological needs it's. not going to be greedy it's not going to. be mean it's not going to be malicious. but it might decide we're useless. might decide that it definitely doesn't. need us polluting the ocean and [ __ ]. up the [ __ ] rivers and that's risky. yeah nuclear waste it's going to be like.

what are you doing morons why are you. idiots cracking atoms stay out of that. you don't even know what you're doing. here's here's free porn and a a [ __ ]. VR mask just just you give you free food. a blast let you stop breeding our. population will just drop off a cliff. they just I saw um they. [Music]. um what were we talking about a second. ago robots. yeah oh they're killing people at the.

airport you want another yeah I'll take. another one man I need another sod or. something you got anything on you in. here we got coffee you want someof take. another kill Cliff if you got one well. Jamie go get you one want some coffee. you m is that coffee. yeah yeah it's a clean mug it is it's. warm coffee just came out of the. dishwasher oh hell yeah it's like a. civil war why do you poured it with one. hand trapped underneath that arm. you're freaking me out challenging. myself dude that is wrist ability that. was all wrist you didn't move your arm.

at all dude you were all wrist on that. jam that's hard to do man thank you. that's a the wrist is the weakest link. you ever do like wrist curls I'm shocked. at how weak [ __ ] ass my wrists are it's. amazing well it's amazing whenever you. take like M any jiu-jitsu classes how. the first thing you start to learn is. just control the wrist it's crazy. changes everything especially guys with. big hands if you could grab like. guy with a basketball player sty hands. there's this dude named semi shil he. used to fight in the UFC semi semi shil. he was seven feet tall oh wow and the.

problem with semi is if you got on top. of him he just grabs your wrists you. can't get your hands free like this. [ __ ] cuz he had these [ __ ]. baseball mitts for hands just wrapped. his hands around you that's semi Shel. wow he was uh K1 grand prix winner oh my. God he looks like Zack BR seven foot. tall he was a beast dude he fought in. MMA too too um wasn't wasn't a good. Grappler unfortunately that was kind of. his downfall but had a nasty front kick. to the body yeah he fought Peter Herz he.

fought everybody man semi was good and. he was real tall and real good at like. utilizing that height wow it would seem. like I would be scared to be that tall. in MMA because you there' be more of you. to be attacked by sort of but you're way. further away you know like the whole. thing is distance where you could. effectively strike them and they can't. strike you like a guy built like Jon. Jones has the perfect Fighters frame cuz. he's still very strong he has a lot of. muscle but he's also long and lean so. he's not relatively bulk bulky compared.

to his weight cuz he's long and. stretched out yeah so he can hit you. from here and you can only hit him from. here this dis this amount of distance is. so huge if you have a distance of like. that much between where a guy can hit. you and you can't hit him you have to. cross that and you're so vulnerable. while crossing that and if a guy's a. good counter Striker and he's active and. he's long they're so so hard to get in. on so a guy like John that that's always.

going to be an advantage and then with. John if you do get in on that's no. picnic because he's an elite Grappler so. he's going to strangle you he's going to. throw you to the ground so like you. you're [ __ ] you're in this [ __ ] Zone. on the outside he's kicking the [ __ ] out. of your knees John was one of the. nastiest of like sidekicking people's. knees out yeah yeah most dangerous guy. very dangerous people say that he's Dana. White favorite fighter is that the truth. do you think or is that Dana White says. he's the greatest of all time right. which a lot of people say yeah I don't I.

go back and forth on what I think the. greatest of all time means but if you. want to that's a good question if you. want to say like who dominated his. division longer than anybody who beat. everybody that was ever any good in his. Division and who never lost that's Jon. Jones the only time you could say he had. a controversial decision was the Dominic. Reyes fight it was Dominic Reyes was. coming up he was in his prime it was a. really good fight a really close fight. but John Won what I think was a split. decision and then he had a split. decision with tho Silva uh Thiago Santos.

but Thiago Santos he he blew out both of. thiago's knees Thiago needed knee. surgery on botht of his knees after that. fight I think that was a split decision. dang but the bottom line is John won all. those fights and then you know he wins. the heavyweight title too it's it's. tough to argue he's not the greatest of. all time yeah I I say you know if you. had to only pick one I would pick John. but I don't like only picking one. because there's a bunch of reasons why.

other guys are in this Elite Class of. being considered as possibly the. greatest of all time I always say Mighty. Mouse because Mighty Mouse would do. things where you're like what the [ __ ]. did he just do he when he fought Ray. Borg he tossed him in the air and caught. him in a [ __ ] armar on the way down. oh God you ever see that no I never seen. that it's one of the craziest things. I've ever seen a guy do inside the cage. he threw this dude through the air and. caught a flying armar in the air [ __ ]. it's so fast like when it turn to me.

it's like when I just think watch this. throws them boom Oh bro wow dude bro bro. if that dude ain't good at GIF wpp and. you got the wrong guy you know how crazy. that is what look how crazy this is in. the middle of the air he switches to an. armar on an elite fighter in a world. championship fight that's like a stunt. that's like a stunt move if you saw that. in a movie you'd be like shut the [ __ ]. up nobody can do that right he did it in. an MMA championship fight where he was.

dominating the fight yeah it's crazy how. many of those guys would be like are. like Hollywood stunt man you know and. then you gotta you also gota like if you. just look on record this is where it. gets crazy if you just look on record of. accomplishments against. Champions you kind of have to put Alex. Pereira already in the conversation of. potential greatest of all times which. just so crazy he's one of only three two. division Champions right he is how many. how many have been two you have Connor.

you have DC you have Alex I think that's. it didn't t uh no no I think that's it. Amanda Nunes that doesn't really count. because 45 it does count but 45 is kind. of a non-existent weight class kind of. doesn't exist he's a hunter that guy she. was fighting girls that could have. fought 35 it's it's real but like 45 is. the most 145 for women is the most. shallow division in MMA so yes you would. say Amanda too so it's a small.

percentage of people that have achieved. that and he achieved it in record time. he's knocked out so many [ __ ]. Champions knocked out Jamal Hill y not. beat the [ __ ] out of Yuri prasa knocked. him out in the second fight that was. crazy hunted him bro bro he that guy's. unbelievable watching him he's a [ __ ]. monster dude he's a monster he's a force. what he did to khil rry was a clinic. khalil's amazing too he's amazing to do. that to a guy like KH like that was a. clinic in like Elite world class MMA and.

at first the first two rounds you're. like what is this like what's going on. khalil's in it they're both in it but. then you start to see that um PR is. hunting it's like this hunting yeah the. pressure never ends yeah and you're like. oh my God it's like literally watching. one of those snake like a snake when. they're just kind of like like did you. see that snake that ate that deer like a. 77lb deer or whatever I did see that you. did of course I see all that [ __ ] shit's. crazy dude bring that up bring that up. that big dog man I'm glad you says snake. because that's kind of how Perera moves.

he moves like a snake like he pulls back. and then he strikes forward he pulls. back he's a master at just getting right. outside of your shots and then his shots. are coming in right behind him and he. operates at his own speed he's almost. like Al Alvin chra is a football player. that does that he operates at his it's a. speed you've never seen it looks normal. but it's different well it varies a a. lot too like sometimes he moves fast and. sometimes he moves slow it's very. hypnotic yes it's hypnotic it's also. unique he's got a unique frame so he.

kind of looks he moves different on. design wow like he doesn't switch his. hips when he throws kicks so you don't. see him come until it's too late right. so he's standing in front of you and. when he kicks there's no movement of his. shoulders he's just throwing these kicks. out and they land and they're not as. hard as if he put his whole body into it. but it's hard enough where you're like. oh no and you get hit with a couple of. those three four five of those all of a. sudden you're like I can't walk anymore. and now he's hunting you and he's.

hunting you see I would put him already. in the conver I don't think he's better. than Jon Jones greatest of all time but. I I already put him in the conversation. as a potential Grace of all time. nominee he's right there he's the male. catniss everine he only been in M for. few years's Hunter and he's only been in. the UFC for a few years yeah it's crazy. a couple MMA fights other than in the. UFC and then the UFC for this run at the. top of the division just smashing. everyone to oblin so then you got khib.

undefeated 29 you. knowest two oh George sterre another two. Division champion that's right George. won at 85 as well that's I almost forgot. George yeah so George one of the. greatest of all times for sure put in. that conversation I got to see him in in. Canada Anderson in his prime Anderson. and his prime is in that conversation. you got to look at him like in their. whenever there's a moment a time period. of like this amount of years to that. amount of years let's all agree that.

this is the prime forget about when they. should have retired let that go just. talk about them when they're at their. best who is the best that's a good point. yeah because everybody that's doing. great you want to stay as long as you. can it would be weird if you didn't. probably but you can't judge them by how. they were when they should have gotten. out because it's just a foolish Endeavor. they shouldn't have been fighting a. killer at 20 at 42 years old you know. natural and it's timing too yeah there's. but there's just a lot when Fighters. fight late into their career you got to.

kind of you got to kind of erase that. when you think about their ultimate. expression I feel like their Prime is. their ultimate it's everything they. could do they did everything right they. crossed every tea they measured all. their food they [ __ ] did the cryo. chamber and they did saunas every day. and got massages and were sparring and. doing strength things conditioning. drills and they were going over moves. their coaches they had a battle plan. everything [ __ ] so those guys you can.

only do that for so long there's that's. like a niney year at at the best when. you're at the so you got to look like in. that wind like Fedor in Pride you got to. look in that window don't look at Fedor. now and you know guys are knocking him. out and it's just not the same he's an. old guy he's been beaten up a bunch of. times he's still a bad [ __ ] but. it's not not that dude was running pride. in the early 2000s right Fair yeah you. got to look at them when they're in BJ. pen at his best yeah BJ pen for a few.

years I say is as good as I know you. talk about him a lot I've heard you. speak about him a lot dude he just had a. in this when he was in his prime it was. just a matter of was BJ gonna get him in. the first round was he GNA get him in. the second round BJ was hyper aggressive. and just unbelievably talented I wasn't. watching back then and dexterity dude he. had crazy dexterity he's the governor of. Maui isn't he or no no no no no he was. running for the governor of Hawaii did. he win no he didn't win. oh no I went to Maui not too long ago.

maybe four months ago Maui's awesome. yeah it's a but we went to the place. where the Hurrican where the uh fires. were fires blew my mind man it's still. nothing right it was unbelievable yeah. it was it was just like it was. unbelievable to see what had occurred. you know and just like um it's crazy how. quickly we just as a like how we move. past certain tragedies you know like we. don't mean to it's just the news cycle. does and you know we get kind of. addicted to the news cycle and so then. it's kind of hard you know but it was.

I'll tell you one thing what the way the. administration handled that I think um. put a bad taste in a lot of people's. mouth while at the same time they're. sending all that money to Ukraine I. think that was a big problem with the. the Biden Administration when they did. that I think you can't do that you can't. while you're sending all this money. overseas IGN more the people that are. here because then it's like why do you. why are you deciding in this manner that. you don't want to help people that were. hit with one of the biggest wildfire.

tragedies ever why are you why are you. deciding to give them. $700 like especially in one of the most. beautiful places that our country has to. even exist it's like not only that but. you're not protecting them from. potential land grabs right because one. of the things that's going on with this. is like they got to do insurance and. they go through insurance and this and. that but meanwhile these people are. still paying mortgages so like what. happens and and it's hard to figure out. there Joe because a lot of people they. live like second and third Generations. all living in the same home right and.

they've also a lot of you know how how. Hawaii is they like they'll like take. little pieces of L it's like you know. people will build like something small. and just live in somebody else's yard. that kind of thing it's very like. um you know uh well there's only so much. land but the problem is the land where. that fire hit was very valuable oh yeah. it's like this perfect like like slope. heading looking down at the ocean what I. would be fearful of and if I was someone. that was working in the government that. wanted to protect people from being. victimized I would say hey let's make. sure that this land doesn't get snatched.

up let's make sure that these people get. their land back that'd be the first. thing I would say like if they all want. to sell out to a resort and they make a. decision on their own you know that's. one thing but if if they get hit with a. wildfire and then all of a sudden it. takes forever for them to rebuild they. don't have the finances to rebuild maybe. there's a struggle with insurance who. knows who knows maybe didn't pay your. insurance that month who knows and now. all of a sudden this land gets snatched. up and you're like whoa yeah because if.

they just like one of the things that. the governor was talking about was like. uh you turning it into a park or. something like that what did he say. acquiring it for the state what was his. exact term that he said but he said it. like right after the tragedy it was like. dude this is not the time to say it it's. not the time to ever say it it's not the. time to ever say you're going to take. people's land and and turn it into a. park they just got hit by a fire so now. you used to live in this amazing place. with a killer view not anymore now the. government's going to take your land why. because you got in a tragedy what yeah.

like I got double [ __ ] you got double. [ __ ] you don't even get to keep the. land like you can't even rebuild there. no not anymore there was a tragedy here. like wait a minute well that I think. that's a weird thing when you don't feel. like as a person that your government is. going to support you I think that's but. that's probably like a feeling why BR. that sounds like the opposite it's like. your government is trying to rob you. right. like did you find it find the quotee. that he. said I gotta you got to read the quote. because the quote is like it made so. many Hawaiians so pissed off I Tulsa was.

so pissed off BJ was pissed off. everybody was like this is crazy like. how can you say that right after a. tragedy like this yeah I remember I went. there I I just walked up to the fire. department that was like up the hill. from there oh man and I just walked up. and I was like hey I would like to is. there any way that I could go see what. happened this when I was looking for it. this says that it's the video is. shortened and makes the comments. distorted it distorts Hawaii Governor's. comments about the state buying land in. lahina I didn't so what are the actual.

what did he actually say though I'm. already thinking about ways for the. state to acquire that. land so that we can put it into. Workforce housing to put it back to. families or to make it open spaces in. perpetuity as a memorial to people who. are lost we want this to be something. that we remember after the pain passes. as a magic place and will rebuild a. tragedy right now is the loss of life. the buildings can be rebuilt over time. even the bonan tree May survive but we.

don't want this to become a clear space. where then yes people from overseas come. and decide they're going to take it the. state will take it and preserve it first. H so maybe some of their goal maybe some. of their goal was to preserve it hold on. a second hold on a second say that again. scroll de this is interesting but we. don't want this to become a clear space. where then yes people from overseas come. and decide they're going to take it the. state will take it and preserve it first. I think what they're probably worried.

about then is the banks grabbing it so. them saying that the state could take. the land might be to prevent the banks. from grabbing it and selling it and. putting something there but it still. seems like overreach if you're living in. the [ __ ] place where the state's. going to take the land well it would be. very scary as just a regular person like. yeah so I'm going to so I'm either going. to lose my right land from to here or to. here right like where am I going now. like what what what am I doing you know.

and you don't hear anything about. it we looked it up once there was a time. where the government accidentally over. sent money to Ukraine they sent them $6. billion do they shouldn't have sent yeah. so we looked up how much would it have. cost to rebuild every house in Maui from. the fires it's 5 billion so the extra. money that they accidentally. to Ukraine they could have sent there. and rebuilt every house and had a. billion dollars left over but but we we. give you.

$700 unal that's disgusting that's. disgusting like if you want us to. pretend that we're all on the same team. you got to treat us all like we're on. the same team you can't really be. throwing all this money into Ukraine and. then there's places in America that suck. and you're not doing anything to help. these folks like yeah it's just yeah and. people people say like well your tax. dollars don't affect it but at a certain. point it's not even about it's just like. do you. not like if I'm if I'm an American and. I'm contributing to this business by.

being an American and being part of the. system does the system not care about me. you know but I guess everybody thinks. about that in different ways so well I. think whenever you have a system I'm out. of my mind system you know system is a. bunch of people and so when you have a. bunch of people an enormous amount of. people you it's too many people to think. about as individuals you think about it. as number numbers and that's that's. that's like the sort of sociopath. version of a government they just think. of you as a number yeah but when people.

start to lose their perp like if you. start to lose your sense of being an. American then you start to that's a. that's big for a lot of people right. like so then it's a sense of purpose. right one of the senses of purposes I. feel like that we get or like having a. job having a family or somebody that. loves you or that you love or having um. being a part of a country right being a. part of a fabric of a society right and. when those things start to erode some of. those things and if you don't have any. other ones to back it up then people get. really Rogue you know well they get. Rogue especially if they've been told by.

the mainstream media forever that if one. side wins you're going to be in a. right-wing fascist dictatorship yeah. just [ __ ] pisses me off I understand. that crime it should be it well it's the. very least it's like slanderous like. that's not it's not true you can't back. that up it's not true like you're you're. saying something that we we have. evidence of four years of him being a. president and not doing that and what do. fascist mean let's look up the actual. definition but there's a bunch of.

different versions of it it's usually. connected to a right-wing authoritarian. ideology and a uh Power of the state. over people um and it gets twisted. around a lot because it's also you could. also say it's fascist to impose certain. ideas on people demand certain uh Speech. which is which would make a lot of. left-wing people fascists as well farri. authoritarian and utilitarian Ultra. Ultra nationalist political ideology and.

movement characterized by a dictatorial. leader centralized autocracy militarism. forcible suppression of opposition. belief in natural social hierarchy. subordination of individual interests. for the perceived good of the nation or. race and strong regimentation of society. and economy opposed to an anarchism. democracy pluralism egalitarianism. liberalism socialism and Marxism fascism. is placed on the far right wing within. the traditional left rightwing Spectrum.

who's doing all that no one is so it's. like it's a [ __ ] term that you're. throwing on a guy who has a different. political philosophy than you put it. back up again please it's like there's. real fascists in the world there's real. there's really dangerous people that. guy's not he's he's got a big ego he. says ridiculous things who talking about. Trump he doesn't behave like a guy that. you think of in a traditional sense of. being the president but no he just seems. like a just a older guy who kind of has.

like likes being Donald Trump I think he. loves being Donald Trump but I think. he's got some good ideas that a lot of. businessmen agree with well I think you. need a businessman to do this it's not a. it's not a we don't live in a like this. like Care Bear world anymore our our. politics it's become a dirty [ __ ]. business so you I think you want a. business businessman in there like I. don't care if somebody like somebody's. attitude can the guy do business then. that's who I because it's not a it's not.

it's all business now like we've been. it's been sold out it's like I don't. feel like it's this I don't know does. that make any sense dude sorry dude I'm. [ __ ] having a day. man no don't apologize I know what. you're saying I know what you're saying. yeah it is business but it's like you. want a shrewd businessman I don't need. Mary Poppins in there right I don't need. somebody to tell me everything's hey I. need just like um I need somebody to. make our [ __ ] food safe I need. somebody to make our streets safe and. that's all I really need like I feel.

like if I'm paying taxes then those are. the things that I should expect at my. FDA and that my Police Department which. I'm paying for are going to be able to. um make sure that I can raise a family. and raise them healthily and make it. home from work to see my children I feel. like I don't have any children yet but I. already feel you know that's what I feel. like people want I I I don't care about. anything else yeah I think most people. feel the same way they just want to be. safe and happy uh RFK Jr tweeted. something see if you can find that well. Adam McKay had a great great tweet did.

our RFK tweeted like a message to. uh the thing you sent me yesterday what. is it the RFK one yeah is that it's long. right yeah yeah. yeah what's the matter bro it's having. the worst day today man I got it right. here if you want it Jam I got it sorry. being a downer no you're not being a. downer but you keep wasn't it I'm sorry. ma'am look at that fda's war on public. health is about to end this includes its. aggress aggressive suppression of.

psychedelics peptid stem cells raw milk. Hyperbaric therapies chiling compounds. icin hydroxychloroquine vitamins clean. food Sunshine exercise neutraceuticals. and anything else that advances human. health and can't be patented by Pharma. if you work for the FDA and are a part. of this corrupt system I have two. messages for you number one preserve. your records and number two pack your. bags who that's what's crazy about Trump. winning that's what's crazy yeah that's.

the thing like I got people like Tulsi. that's you know that's that's the type. of person you want Congress woman for. eight years like impeccable character. and then you've got vake who's a genius. you got JD Vance who's [ __ ] brilliant. as well oh he's great so you have a. bunch of good people with him this go. around well yeah it's like we gota like. get people off each other's necks man. you know that's what we got to do we got. to get people to like stop attacking.

each other it's so crazy well I felt a. sense of like even after the election. was over I felt like people everything. just felt kind of calm yeah well it's a. team thing dude it's like your team lost. it really is it's these people that are. super addicted to politics they they're. like people who don't follow Sports. never played any games this is the the. way they compete they compete for the. most important thing like who gets to. dictate the the tone of the country. right right I've never expected politics.

to have any effect on my life you know. even when I was a kid I didn't you know. my mom told us don't ever depend on the. government for anything you know it's. like you just you have to do it you just. have to figure it out you know yeah like. they used to have some rich dude or. whatever like like our street it would. like cut between like the highway and. like this other Road where people would. go and so they had a guy who was like a. veterinarian or whatever and he would go. down our street he would stop and throw. out like. um these like he was a a veterinarian.

and he would throw like animal carcasses. into our ditch and [ __ ] right so Jesus. Christ like dead cats and [ __ ] yeah dead. animals you know different animals. nothing really uh I would say medium. siiz you know probably 32 waste and. lower right right he would throw those. [ __ ] out into the [ __ ] I guess to. just get rid of them and our. neighborhood was like the poor. neighborhood so was like who gives a. [ __ ] about these people right what an. [ __ ] totally but we just throw them. on the streets throw them in the ditch. but we call the police and theyd be like.

yeah we'll help and they would never. come you know and my mom was like don't. ever I remember telling us do not ever. expect the government to [ __ ] help. you do anything you have to do [ __ ]. yourself you know also cops don't want. to take dead animals and [ __ ] pick it. up and put in a bag like that's not what. they signed up for yeah I don't know and. go investigate the let's see what what. kind of animal is this. invari and he would just throw those. [ __ ] and sometimes we it would be you. know after they died or whatever like.

after they like. um you know after the bones got blanced. or whatever by the sun we would [ __ ]. throw you know do like games or [ __ ] but. nothing what are you know throw at each. other you [ __ ] you guys are throwing. bones at each other you [ __ ] six rib. gauges there yeah oh God [ __ ] bro. welcome to Haiti dude why you don't get. sick a lot. got immunized by the all the bacteria. and finding dead animals it got we yeah. I mean we had a good time but nothing. like that snake that in that ditch bring.

that thing back up baby I wonder how. many [ __ ] kids um that get helicopter. parented get allergic to more [ __ ]. because they don't get exposed to things. they're not crawling around playing in. dirt and [ __ ] all that stuff's probably. got to be good for your body right when. you're little kids especially playing in. dirt playing outside oh yeah if you're. just sheltered or whatever yeah. just for your biome it's got to be good. for you yeah I'm trying to think of what. was in our biome or whatever or. whatever you know I got to ask my mom I.

guess yeah that snake was crazy that's. the crazy thing to me man is seeing a. snake eats something like that do you. know how many snakes there are in um the. Everglades there's more pythons more. pythons than the Everglades I would. guess 150 oh no that's even low I bet I. would bet 200,000 500. wow that's just a rough estimation they. could be off by a factor of who [ __ ]. knows they don't really know it's dense. dense dense dense jungle yeah and the.

guy you're asking is probably like yeah. there's probably five I have this dude. in here python Cowboy he goes and hunts. for him he's got a dog and the dog will. find the nests he go he's pulling these. giant ass pythons out of Nest that dog's. been sexually assaulted I bet I'll say. that dude that dog's a psychopath he's. going after something that could e EAS. swallow. it dud that's a 77lb deer you see that. that thing is a damn sixth grader dude. they eat alligators that's CRA this is.

the crazy thing because of the. introduction of pythons into the. Everglades 90% of all the mammals are. missing there's no mammals anymore oh. they ate them all they ate them all wow. this 90% are missing how long does it. how long does it take a snake to eat. something that big well the thing is the. number of snakes like it's the perfect. environment for those animals like it's. like they just got dropped off in. Paradise nothing eats them there's no. crocodiles snakes yeah they're living so.

some alligators must eat some of them. but how long does it take a snake to eat. something look at this 2012 study found. that populations of raccoon had declined. 99.3% aosom 98.9% and bobcats 87.5%. since 1997 Marsh rabbits cottontail. rabbits and foxes effectively. disappeared over that time got him so. they've essentially eradicated all the. rabbits and the foxes but how long does. it like I mean yeah it's unbelievable. but how long that's Satan working as.

well and how long does it take how long. does it take a a snake to digest like. how long does it take once get that deer. that's a good question I wonder I know. that uh like is it days or is it like. weeks let's guess okay um a full Deer uh. one week I say one week. oh that's a pretty good guess I wish cuz. it's like antlers and [ __ ] and H yeah. wish I guess that do you think they. swallow the antlers do they go the for. the bucks and swallow antlers you.

imagine swallowing you'd feel like such. an [ __ ] when the antler was going. down you'd be like oh my God I can't. believe I swallowed the antler it's. going to take forever to break down. you're just going to be rolling around. with antlers inside your chest. forever oh everywhere you go ow ow just. to revenge of that deer no comfortable. way to sleep what do they do with the. antlers man well they must die I'm sure. they just get to that point and the rest. of the body is De is De well the antler. is is just bone but it's so Pokey like.

look at it I would bet three weeks isn't. that the wildest thing that nature does. dude nature gives them weapons for a few. months this is what what happens with a. deer like and when they stop breeding. these fall off every year so these you. find them on the ground they call them. sheds. while you're breeding exactly and it's. offensive as much as it's defensive they. run at each other and Clash you see them. fighting it happens all the time it's. pretty [ __ ] cool they go after each.

other and just [ __ ] each other up and. yeah they'll see them sometimes hooked. together yeah I mean Nature's danger M. nature is really blow really. unbelievable that's the that's the. number one person in the world I saw a. horrible video of these two deer that. got locked together so clash and antlers. that got locked together and one of them. got eaten by a coyote so one was still. alive connected to this body couldn't. get away while the other one got torn. apart by a coyote and it was just dumb.

luck that the coyotes picked him versus. that because neither one of them can get. away the coyotes recognized that they. were locked into each other and just. picked one and went after him just. gutted. him that's like when you're in a. threeome but nobody wants to touch you. kind of you know he trying to eat one. with antlers and got got [ __ ] up up oh. god oh it cut his own body. bails on it oh it split his body wide. open oh my god oh look at his mouth he's. got the antler stuck through his [ __ ]. jaw I would hate some I hate it when.

people take oh he slid off of it wow I. hate it when people take a long time to. eat you know oh it went right through. them yeah but don't you hate that though. like when you're eating and somebody um. you're done eating and they're still. eating that doesn't bother me at all. that bothers you yeah why that doesn't. bother me even a little bit really no. yeah like you're at a restaurant and. they're done right they're done and you. have to [ __ ] you're done and they're. still just yeah well just talk to them. yeah but then you kind you feel like you.

have to pretend like you're still like. scraping your bowl or whatever you like. no no you're thinking too much I think. it's crazy to sit there and watch. somebody eat that's [ __ ] do you yeah bro. why cuz dude they're eating yeah but you. were eating with them too yeah but. you're done so what now you're just. going to [ __ ] look at I'm just going. to look at at him like how is it tell me. about each bite. no I don't yeah I just I feel like if. somebody's already if if I don't like I. don't like uh when people eat real slow.

okay makes me nervous well you should. just like be real clear about that. before you go out with someone like CU. let's eat okay like we can eat together. but I got this thing like when I'm done. you're. done imagine if you're like super. reasonable boyfriend in every other way. but you just had this rule when I'm done. eating no one eats and she's like well. this is [ __ ] like I know it sounds. crazy I can't kick it it's I have a. tick I have a psychological problem I.

can't just sit there so when I'm done. eating you have to be done and I don't. eat fast I don't eat fast but I'm. warning you when that [ __ ] Bell Rings. bonea times up all f are off the. table bone times up dude that would be. the weirdest thing that you were. obsessed with you have to you have to. and at the exact same time last bite. that kind of [ __ ] yeah I just that would. make me I just yeah that kind of stuff. some little things kind of make me. uncomfortable dude MH but that.

uh what else was I thinking. about pythons yeah pythons whales or. whatever big animals dude it's crazy. like how they have all those airbnbs now. where it's like you can stay in like a. um like a hollowed out whale carcass out. here on the [ __ ] you know it's. like like every bnbs bring up some. airbnbs please sir they've gotten weird. it's like welcome to this it's like oh. it's like welcome to this two story. whale carcass down here at pun Verde.

Mexico they make up it's like Puna every. month there's a new Punta in Mexico. you're like what the [ __ ] are we doing. you renamed the city every time it's. like welcome to [ __ ] Puna pescato. Mexico you want to stay in this two. bedroom you stay in that it's a potato. it's a giant potato what is that what. did they call. it okay 10 weirdest arbnb listings let. you sleep in a shoe an elephant and a. flying saucer po let's go to the Flying.

Saucer oh [ __ ] I want to stay. there that's yours dude bro if I wasn't. married I'd have the stupidest house my. house would one of two things I'd either. have it built into the side of a hill. like The Hobbit oh yeah that would be. kind of dope or I would go full. spaceship yeah just a house where a. 16-year-old boy would see it be like. dude yeah yeah just appear to the child. in you like Kid Rock's Vibe totally Kid. Rocks Kid Rocks White House I maintain.

is the coolest celebrity house I've ever. been to it's one of one man it's not. just one of one it's he's the only one. that would even think about doing that. it's like him and maybe John Daly would. build a [ __ ] White House John Daly's. unbelievable dude every time I go. somewhere every time he's there he get. an ambulance takes him home [ __ ]. unbelievable dude every time I'm there. he like he it's almost like he hits a. hole in heaven dude I'm like this. [ __ ] is headed one time the.

ambulance came he they came in to look. for him he went out and sat in the. ambulance to ride home with him bro and. they're in the place and they're like. where is he and we're like he's there's. something everybody loves about the. overweight dude who's really good at a. game dude did you see that golfer girl. though the girl that smokes the female. John Daly dude no yeah puff hot oh yeah. Bo she smokes cigarettes yeah yeah yeah. yeah she's hot yeah wa welcome in love.

welcome to. 1984 it's coming back let's do it dude. let's go cuz I got to get a damn wife. Joe Rogan that's your move get yourself. a golfer wife someone oh look at that. smoking cigarettes looking hot yeah let. me see woo baby oh [ __ ] and smoking in. front of everybody too yeah she just. rips DS on the yeah is she from England. yeah ah there you go puffer MAV and they. over there they just [ __ ] smoke they. smoke a lot more over there everybody's. got a goddamn cigarette oh yeah I'll.

smoke that lady I bet you will sorry. that's insane that sounds John like also. ma'am she could be married I have no. right don't be rude the [ __ ] wrong with. you bro I don't know I'm just [ __ ]. everything's High Strung today there was. a professional pool. player kid delicious and everybody loved. him cuz he was this big fat dude who. played really good but it was the big. fat guy thing that people liked like oh. you don't have to be a [ __ ] athlete. you have to be a guy eating salads and. [ __ ] getting up in the morning doing. yoga before you come to the pool hall no.

this guy is out there eating hot dogs. that was kid delicious. yeah it's a great book about him uh John. wory I think his name running the table. yeah yeah people love uh short-term fats. man there's something about it if you. know there's a bigger guy and you know. you think he's not going to live long. there's an exceptional amount of love. that goes into them immediately but John. Daly back in the day wasn't fat he was. like an athlete this is just a lifetime. of like living hard oh he's a [ __ ].

like right there he's [ __ ] Stout dude. oh he looks no John is an exceptional. guy great Storyteller he's a [ __ ]. he's the Santa Claus of every 7-Eleven. I've ever been to look at that hair and. but he's a guy that's been playing golf. for like how many [ __ ] years now you. know I don't know you the feel you must. have of that ball playing professional. golf for all those years yeah he'll hit. a 68 and an ICU dude this guy's one of a. kind I feel like you know nobody could.

do it like him he's exceptional all he. drinks is Diet Coke yeah sure he doesn't. like water yeah he likes things other. than di I'm sure but he he doesn't drink. water no he's great I'm sure he drinks. alcohol. too yeah don't you want to stay at this. air don't you want to stay in this. hollowed out moose carcass out here in. Bend Oregon you it's it's uh don't you. want to stay in our tree. house who built this where do I [ __ ]. dude airbnbs have gotten so crazy don't.

people rent out like tents and [ __ ] yeah. it's yeah it's like they'll they'll. Supply you the tent and everything like. that it's just like regular [ __ ] and. people are like yeah we'll go stay there. you know you if you don't want to set up. a tent like I like camping but I'm too. lazy to set up the tent I'll just show. up at your house you know you get them. rods and [ __ ] you got pie together and. [ __ ] it's all like and you look sad. in front of your wife too you're like. and you're tying it down dink dink dink. the ground dink dink dink and then. you're realizing you're just sleeping in. a little cloth house out in the woods oh.

hey bunny yeah there's an Airbnb tent. that's nice dude that's probably an. Austin you can [ __ ] in this tent Bro. [ __ ] Yeah yeah let's go you ever did a. lot of [ __ ] Outdoors or what was your. life like outo [ __ ] the way to go I. ain't scared of mosquitoes I'm an. outdoor [ __ ] whenever possible did you. ever do any when you were younger Joe. yeah stuck away in the woods me and this. one girl we we're fooling around in the. woods we never got to the actual sex. part we got close we got ate Alive by. mosquitoes we tried to get naked outside.

and so like literally our whole bodies. just covered in mosquito bites it was. horrific were we all near a stream or. was it more landlocked area it was near. a river yeah yeah near the Charles River. my guy yeah kids would just go into the. woods you know we'd always find kids. drinking in the woods yeah you know like. we lived in an area I lived in Newton. Massachusetts when I was in high school. and Newton is it's a great town like a. really cool area and where I lived which. was called Upper Falls there was all. these like woods and trees and [ __ ] and.

the river was right across the street. from my house and it was like it was. always these wild kids like playing. Billy Squire on a boom box and smoking. cigarettes it was like The Outsiders it. it was really interesting and then one. kid would get a car like oh [ __ ] Bobby's. got a car oh it was the best dude bobb's. driving us around like in the trunk just. coming down the street dude to this day. one of my favorite cars I have a 1970. chevel and I got you own it yeah yeah. yeah oh bring it up I would like to see. when I was but when I was a kid yeah.

before I had a car my friend picked me. up in his buddy's car I didn't know the. other dude I met him like from school or. something like that but I didn't know. him and uh he picked me up in this 1970. chevel it was black with white stripes. and it was perfect and I remember I saw. it I was like like how does he own this. how can you own this that's how I felt. like I was sitting in the backseat of. the car I was like this is this car is. so crazy that you could own this car and.

I remember he ran out of gas but. coasted right into the gas station and. stopped the car in front it was like the. coolest thing I'd ever seen in in my. life the guy owned that car somehow as a. 16-year-old boy I was looking at this. car going how how did you do this how. did you do this let's see. it no that's that's a different car. Jamie that's my 1970 Barracuda that's a.

Beau I don't think the 70 chevel is on. anywhere but it's it's a just go Google. black 70 chevel SS White Stripes I just. dude there's there's nothing like that's. it the wrong video there's nothing like. running out of gas and Coast into the. [ __ ] pump mine looks almost exactly. like that and but that's exactly like. this kid looked when he picked me up I. got to ride in this car I was like this. that's a 69 that's another amaz amazing. car but that one up the upper one in the. middle that's my that's my actual car. that's my car oh wow yeah dude I love.

that thing that's my favorite I think. out of all of them I love it so much it. just because it brings me back to that. moment when I was a 16-year-old kid and. this guy had this car I was like how do. you have this car how is this even. possible that you have this car yeah oh. that was dude if a if a older if an. older kid picked you up when you were a. kid and he had a car that was like yeah. getting into like somebody who had a. car's car when you couldn't even have a. car was the craziest feeling ever you. couldn't believe it yeah you were like.

what the things that we completely take. for granted like your buddy picks you up. and give you a ride like hey what's up. what's up how's it going on it's normal. for you now like oh I'm just sitting in. the back seat of my friend's car but. back then it was like. whoa whoa how what do you yeah hey play. something cool on the radio everything. meant something I remember my friend. Mike was taking flying lessons when I. was in high school and uh I went up in. an airplane with him when I was 14 we. were both 14 and he was taking flight. lessons one of.

those like what the [ __ ] I'm letting. this 14-year-old kid fly me around with. him in a plane and an. instructor yeah but back then like you. would. just so thrilled just to get out of your. [ __ ] house you'd hop in your buddy's. back seat like where are we going yeah I. don't know man we got to go to Bobby's. house all right you're listening to. songs on the radio you couldn't believe. you were in a car yeah and it mattered. like if your hand was out the window the. window was down if the window was up how.

you were operating if the seat Bel was. on if your arms were over this yes you. want to look cool one hand in the. steering wheel one hand out the window. up and you thought everybody you drove. past looked at you what's up kids how. you doing yeah what's up kid just. looking for some [ __ ] I remember. there's this one dude days man when I. was in high school there was this one. dude who was like uh he I think he was a. couple of years older than us and he. graduated but he was dating a girl that. still went to the high school and he had.

an irck Z Camaro with the t-tops or no. yeah of course have the t-tops and this. dude pulled in front of the high school. and everybody like couldn't believe it. he was like the coolest guy alive look. at him in his irck Z picking up the girl. that none of us can date Rock we. yeah God I [ __ ] remember that [ __ ]. dude I remember my brother one time. [ __ ] I got more of the story sorry go.

on that dude who had that irck ran over. a guy accidentally and dragged them. through the city for. Miles just tried to like get the body. out from under his car a couple times. but couldn't do it but just kept driving. so driving around this irck Z with a. person stuck under the car driving for. Miles I hate that kind of you ever had. like a bag stuck under your car or. whatever yes that's different I'm joking.

I'm Jing I feel like a total j I feel. like if you drive over someone maybe. pull over hey maybe pull over but I. don't know pulling over dude what do you. do at that point there's like guys that. you hear about from high school it's. like you feel like you're in a Stephen. King book like Stand By Me or something. like that you know oh totally everything. felt like kind of had the Stephen King. Vibes back then you know well just. people just disappeared back then and. there was no phones and there was no. internet and you barely remembered. people if you didn't see them for a.

month y like you didn't even have a. picture I have like five pictures of my. friends from high school you know and. mostly because my friend Jimmy sends. them to me but it's like you don't. remember you don't remember what anybody. looked like you don't remember anything. but now too much now you know everything. but back then it's like you would hear. about this like one of you're one of the. guys you went to high school with he got. in trouble and like oh no now he's in. jail whoa Tod's in jail yeah whoa I. remember I met this one dude who just.

got out of jail yeah was friends with my. friend the first guy I ever met that was. in jail and he had just the weirdest. Vibe the I had a buddy of mine who. actually was a training partner of mine. who was one guy he was like this one way. and then he went to jail on a drug. charge and he came out like 3 years. later and he was a totally different. person oh wow he was super jacked I. don't know if they were he was doing. steroids or what but he was like really. jacked and [ __ ] aggressive and super. dangerous and he was telling me these.

stories about jail and about all the the. fights that he had gotten into in jail. and he gotten like almost like a fight. to the death with a mob stick in this. guy he was telling me these horrific. fights and it had just changed him man I. mean I'd never experienced something. like that before where I knew a guy. before he went to prison. and then I knew him after prison and he. was just a completely different person. and [ __ ] very dangerous to spar with. like very dangerous like we would try to. kill you we would have we would have.

wars like they weren't really sparring. matches they were fights people were. yeah some people got dangerous dude. especially if they got on the drugs or. got on the gear you know this guy this. guy I think was both I think he was on. um he was on gear and I think he was. doing coke cuz I know he was selling he. was selling Coke I know he was getting. Coke for girls and stuff like that he up. he wind up dying but here's uh here's. where it gets really crazy um while I. knew this guy like while uh he was. training at the same gym as me he got.

arrested and questioned in this murder. where this guy who was an informant they. I think he was an informant they they. found him where he had been repeatedly. injected with cocaine to keep him alive. while they were breaking his. bones so from him blacking out from the. pain they were injecting him with. cocaine to keep him awake and conscious. while they were breaking his bones with. a. hammer I think then they I think they. cut his hands and his head off too and.

uh he got somehow or another he got. implicated or at least questioned about. that I was like. yo imagine even being the other room. while that's going on yeah you know even. trying to watch a show or what like I. just like you. hear you're like keep it down you know. Jesus Christ can't you guys insulate. your torture house it's [ __ ] up the. rest of the neighborhood yeah I mean. what the [ __ ] dude I would never be able. to torture somebody I don't think I.

would be able I'm trying to think of the. things I could do to. somebody you might be able to do if some. someone did something to your loved ones. I think you'd be surprised what like a. mother would do if she caught some. person doing something to one of her. children children yeah and a father too. huh oh yeah but I mean even mothers who. you wouldn't think of as being like. violent and do you think that's a choice. they make or you think it's something. that's just inside of them it's inside. of you and you there's a choice too but. it's inside of you you're like we have. instincts to protect our kids you know. and you you could get crazy violent yeah.

and normal regular people can get crazy. violent to protect their children well. it also seem like there's a lot of cases. now where people are deceasing their own. children killing their own children well. there's always been that man there's. always been evil people but it's just. crazy sometimes evil people have. children yeah man there's people that. boys and their kids there's there's. there's there's evil people out there in. in every you know stretch of the world. you're going to get a certain percentage. of our population that just doesn't come. out right you know and that's normal.

it's like everything there's always a. percentage that's just not right yeah. there's well whatever the struggle that. the human race is involved in is if you. wanted to break it down and like just. philosophically it's essentially a. struggle between good and evil always. it's always a struggle between good and. evil yeah and you're always going to. have a certain amount of evil that you. have to overcome and I think that amount. of evil that you overcome should be. small but I think it it enforces this. idea to do good and that good conquers.

evil if everybody works together. cooperatively but you need something if. you don't have resistance it feels like. people what the way we're designed to. constantly try to innovate and make. better things and improve upon Society. improve upon our own lives we're we're. always like trying for Progress right I. think that's all sort of TI in to. competition and competition needs a a. foe you need an antagonist and a. protagonist you need resistance yeah and. I think the unfortunate thing is that.

there is evil in the world the fortunate. thing fortunate thing is that evil makes. you appreciate love and it it motivates. people to stop evil and it motivates. people to limit evil you know like the. calls for Law and Order in this country. like during the the the riots remember. when everybody was like we need Law and. Order we need Law and Order you can't. have just people breaking into things. and stealing everything in Law and Order. like that that kind of stuff it's like. that that's that that's good versus evil. it's evil to just smash windows and. steal things in the name of some guy.

that you don't know who died in justly. that's crazy you you're just you're just. using this as an opportunity to say [ __ ]. everyone you can't have people just. running around saying [ __ ] everyone and. lighting things on fire you can't have. that yeah you just you can't have that. so like when you encounter these. different things it makes you appreciate. not having those things so so it. motivates you one of the things that got. people excited about Trump being in. office is that he wanted to get away. from all this defund the police [ __ ] he. wanted to get the country back to Law.

and Order he wants us to increase. manufacturing increase all the things. that make people feel good about the. future all give you purpose yeah and. they didn't feel that way about the. message that were healing they were. hearing from the other side they they. they felt like it was going to be more. of the same [ __ ] and more of the same. [ __ ] doesn't get anything done we still. keep getting involved in these wars that. we don't want to be involved in yeah. shut it down shut down everything it. doesn't have to do with us I feel like. for a while it's like there's just a lot. of stuff that we haven't even healed.

from in this country you know yeah. that's the biggest thing I think there's. a lot of things that we haven't healed. from that we should try to address as a. group you know and that could be like um. you know everything from uh Native. American times slavery times opioid. epidemic there's tons of things I feel. like that it's like and I don't know how. you do that I mean I know time has a lot. to do with it but it's like I just don't. know if sending our resources elsewhere. is the most important thing right now. when it's like um we could I think try.

at least Trump thinks he can fix these. overseas conflicts I don't know if he. can but the the point is like something. has to be done we can't just keep. throwing money at War and ignoring. ourselves that seems crazy and if you're. you're saying we're not ignoring. ourselves well we're not spending the. the money and the resources that we need. to fix tell the problems that we have. yeah it's like even if you look at like. um you know recently I learn sorry. recently I learned that like um the. number one cause of medical debt is.

Insurance uh is um medical debt is the. number one cause of bankruptcy in. America right is it really yeah crazy. that makes sense crazy that there's just. such a laundering system that goes on. it's a money laundering. well between hospitals and insurance. companies there's definitely I mean if. you talk to Brigham berer from waste. well he he'll explain to you yeah went. there the other day he's the man I went. to Kua and I went there dude I've been. trying to get well while I'm here trying. to get get well it's been tough uh what.

were we just talking about medical debt. medical debt yeah he he'll explain it. real well it's like it's a you know it's. kind of a [ __ ] up system but it just. makes sense that that would be the. number one reason why people would go. bankrupt because you're out of work CU. you got a medical issue then you have. medical bills if you don't have. insurance you're really [ __ ] if you. don't have insurance it's like wof but. it's just a scam like the prices for our. drugs are so much more than other. countries just things that it's like our. government doesn't want to make better. deals because there's this middleman. that's making a lot of money off of it.

you know there's that you know there's. definitely a lot of influence with a lot. of money and also companies that we need. you know fizer makes good stuff makes I. mean these companies make really. beneficial drugs too yeah but it's just. the problem with all these [ __ ]. people is they just want to make more. money constantly and if they can get you. taking more pills than you need they. will that's how they sell they want to. sell pills they can come up with a. reason aren you anxious I'm a little hey. here you go and next thing you know.

you're dependent yeah it's like do you. have two legs you ever been on a bicycle. like the things are just crazy you know. feet itch yeah you ever had oatmeal. raisin cookies you're like well [ __ ]. this is me I think we we can't let them. advertise people are still going to buy. the drugs but the advertising thing is. crazy because it affects the media too. it affects what people are allowed to. investigate it affects what the the news. is because the news is not going to give. you everything they're not they're going. to conveniently ignore things that would. affect their their Partnerships yeah you.

if you have a yeah it's all advertising. yeah what what do we say it was again. the amount of billions of dollars they. spend every year on Advertising. pharmaceutical drug companies did you um. were. you were you nervous about endorsing. Trump or no I usually try to stay out of. it yeah but I felt like I was getting. urged to By Dana and every there was. quite a few people I didn't think it. makes a difference I kind of already. stated what I thought about the way.

things were going and that some radical. change need to take place yeah in my. opinion I just I'm not buying like you. know when we were talking about before. with the way the country. feels like the way the country felt when. Biden was in office was. shaky cuz we're regardless of what you. thought about his policies what what you. did in place it was real clear something. was wrong with him and they were lying. to us oh yeah so but that so that alone. makes the whole country feel uneasy.

right even if you think that the. administration is moving certain. policies and certain things are moving. in the right direction the economy is. moving in the great right general. direction even if you agree to those. things when you have a guy that's at the. front that's obviously some in some way. compromised there's something going on. going that they don't want to admit. everybody knows it and he drifts off and. he says things that don't make sense and. something's wrong so everybody feels. uncomfortable even if everything's going.

well right because for good or for bad. that person that's in that office kind. of sets a tone for the country and the. tone for the last four years was. confusion so regardless of their. policies the tone that's being. established whenever he talks or. whenever she does inter or she talks is. a confusing talk there's word salad and. then you know there's like these moments. where it seems like she does doesn't. know how to wrap up a sentence which can.

just be nerves it could just be nerves. talking in front of large groups of. people doesn't mean she's not brilliant. it doesn't really doesn't some people. yeah she was new and kind of thrown into. it but some people clam up when they. have to do those things but then there's. the argument that's the job though you. have to be able to do that because. you're going to have to be able to talk. to Putin and you know presidents of. these different countries and leaders. throughout the world you got to be able. to handle pressure so that's kind of. part of it too kind of part of it too is. you got to be able to hand a pressure. but the thing that people worry about. Trump is that he's so antagonistic you.

know and that then that's the tone of. the country and the tone of the country. is not like the the tone of the Obama. Administration I always felt was the. best because he was measured never. attacked anybody was very articulate and. smooth there was not a lot of ums and a. like some people they Trump throws too. many extra words in but it's just his. flavor his flavor is he Rambles he goes. all over the place like I joke look at. this hair what is wrong with my hair he. makes fun he's like doing standup up.

there Obama was the smoothest and. Clinton Clinton was pretty [ __ ]. smooth too maybe Clinton and Obama those. are the goats so like when you get a. person for good or for bad that's smooth. and talks like a Prof a professional. like an actual president it makes. everybody like he's got this this gu's a. real Prof real professional president. like look at him with Trump you're like. I hate Taylor Swift like no don't do. that don't say that yeah you press the. wrong button today buddy he tweeted out.

that this that lady that he allegedly. slept with was uh he called her a horse. face why was the. president it's so crazy to do it's. [ __ ] unreal but for a lot of like. super sensitive people and Progressive. people that's why they want to believe. that he's Hitler they want to believe. they look at these things and then they. they don't look at it as like a flavor. in the soup like look it's all pepper no. it's not all pepper like Pepper's a part. of it yeah he probably shouldn't tweet I. hate Taylor Swift but whatever yeah.

what's important is like what is he GNA. do in terms of fix all these problems. that everybody agrees are real problems. yeah and can he do it and he can can he. keep all these people in his staff RFK. Jr I don't know I don't know if he can. do it but if he can at least we have. hope if RFK really does the things that. we think he wants to do and starts to. kind of clean up some of the corruption. in the system it'd be exciting it' be. good for if we stop putting ingredients. and foods that are illegal in Canada. because they're dangerous how about we. stop doing that here yeah seems like a.

logical thing it's not like Froot Loops. in Canada sell that less it's probably. equal sales and people would get. unaddicted quick you're really just. getting people addicted to things you. know understand and how about we. prosecute that [ __ ] Sackler family. that [ __ ] killed hundreds of. thousands of people in our country how. about that how about that how about that. well you you saw the whole thing where. they were trying to buy immunity huh. they were trying to buy immunity they. were going to have like a settlement. where they would give x amount of. billions of dollars but then they were. immune to prosecution but is that what. they did though but I think what. happened was they put a pause on that. after the Netflix documentary came out.

wow and that was we talked about it once. but I don't know where it's at now but. that family they made billions of. dollars by getting people hooked on opio. un [ __ ] this family is mass murderers. if they anybody with the last name they. should I don't give kick that genan pool. out of our [ __ ] country those people. are [ __ ] murderers dude I think a lot. of people still haven't gotten over that. [ __ ] do you that was the same family. that was involved in valium yeah I do. know that Mother's Little Helper that.

was Valium that's was ladies in the. [ __ ] 60 were taking [ __ ] lizards get. those [ __ ] out of here and. that's one thing that that was one of. the reasons why I was like supportive of. Vance like you know like um I just. believe he has a soft spot for that type. of thing and I hope that it'll get I. don't know if he can do anything cuz. lobbies are so big now wasn't someone in. his family an addict yeah his mother. suffered from addiction you know right. but um he's just seen it you know make. sure that the sa family was involved in. the vume thing I don't want to have to. edit that out as if I I called him a.

piece of [ __ ] about one thing but hey we. weren't a piece of [ __ ] about that other. thing I think they were though I just. that like even thinking about it bro it. makes me so angry you know cuz you don't. the family member uh yeah Arthur Sackler. member of the Sackler family was a major. figure in the promotion of Valium. through Direct marketing to physicians. in the 1960s yeah that is it so same. family evil evil it's literally evil. like if destroying lives it's the it's. devil it's the devil it's a drug dealer. it's one of the worst drug dealers cuz.

you're sneaking around with doctors. you're sneaking around under the you. know this this guys of authority well. one of the problems is that the say if. you work for a politician right in in in. DC right they can only pay you so much. money by law right to work with them and. be like help put their bills together. right so at a certain point the. lobbyists can pay more to those same. people who have been writing bills for. the congressman and for the Senators so.

they then go to work as lobbyist that's. one of the biggest problems right so a. lot of it is that we have a cap on. certain salaries right and that we also. have a law that all we we also don't. have a law that stops people once you. work for one side that you can't work. for the other right right that's the. thing with the FDA and pharmaceutical. drug companies I'm not saying that. there's I don't know the answer I'm just. saying that that's one of the thing. that's one of the reasons why that. happened it's a conflict of interest. right for sure and it it's just nobody. regulated it nobody they allowed it to. happen it should be if you working for.

the FDA should never be able to leave. and go to a pharmaceutical Drug Company. where you then make incredible amounts. of money that seems like a conflict of. interest like you would be willing to do. if you had have conversations with these. people and they'd say listen you nice to. us in a couple years golden parachute. you want a yacht I think you need a. yacht and you know you're you're a. millionaire like which is bizarre that. you can do that it's just as bizarre as. the whole insider trading in Congress.

you know that a Bill's going to get. passed you know this bill is going to. affect a stock you gamble high on that. stock the bill gets passed and you make. a lot of money that seems illegal that. seems illegal yes cheating that seems. crazy but there's a lot of those things. man and this the system was set up by. people and people are flawed right. that's a good point yeah it's like. nothing no one's going to do anything. perfectly I don't know well it's not. just that accountability and. transparency in terms of like what's.

actually going on is way different now. because our access to information is way. different now like anybody can just sort. of Google budgets and Google this and. you find out that and you find out this. about the Pentagon and that about this. like there's just it's you don't have to. look in the New York Times anymore right. you know you don't have to wait for the. news to come on at 5: now you get it. whenever you want it and that's sort of. changed everything with what you can get. away with and not get away with so for. the longest time even though there's. rules and the Constitution set up and.

the Bill of Rights there's been people. that have had a lot of power for a long. ass time without a bunch of people. looking at them and now more people are. looking at them than ever before and. then you get this guy like Trump comes. in like the FBI the Crooked D whoa bro. what are you doing you go war with the. CIA he's like that drunk uncle dude bro. what about Baron Trump dude no there's. no credit like whatever you think about. this election I the whole thing to me is. fascinating first of all because Dana.

White made so much stuff happen oh yeah. right Dana White made the Trump thing. happen for sure he was a he was trying. to get me to have Trump on in like 2017. bro you would hear rumors of that in the. distance bro he would call me up he. called me up Joe listen the president. wants to do your pod podcast I go you. mean. Trump trying to change the name of it. what are you doing man why you trying to. get me in. trouble you know and back then I was. like I don't want to be a part of this. too many people were angry too many. people pissed off I was like I don't.

need to and I didn't pay attention to it. enough I didn't pay attention to um the. way they were misrepresenting things. that he had said enough yeah I didn't. really I my wakeup call was when they. went after me when CNN went after me I. was like yo this is C you think I'm. taking Veterinary drugs [ __ ] yeah like. what the [ __ ] are you talking about this. is the dumb also why are you upset that. I got better quick like what is this. about like that I took Veterinary drugs. and got better quick and why in the.

article hey why would you Harald it say. hey this could be a possibility you know. it's like not only that it's just the. there's no way they didn't know that it. was for humans those people are it's all. a sick but when I saw that and that was. so minor in comparison to the way. they've come out to Trump because they. come out to Trump with lawsuits and all. kinds of crazy [ __ ] and I I don't think. he's a perfect person I think he's fun. and I I think he's a very competitive. guy which is why he likes playing golf. so much and is why he wouldn't quit. until he became the president again and. he pulled it off yeah and the best thing.

that I've heard from people on the left. is it's not the result that we wanted. but we H the country can come together. and I think we should all have that. mentality yeah this idea that we're all. separate we're on Team USA and I think. we should just like all publicly State. nobody gives a [ __ ] where you're from. what what you do you're on Team USA. we're all in this [ __ ] together that's. it oh yeah that's it let's forget about. all this identity politics nonsense and. all like but is that going to happen you. think if at least we can put that.

thought out there instead of everyone's. racist everyone's a Nazi every like it's. that that ain't helping nobody you're. just pushing people further and further. away the people that used to identify as. left they've been forced to these sort. of center right positions just to. maintain normaly yeah when you're giving. puberty blockers to kids and you're. opening up gender affirming care clinics. and treating kids like shut the [ __ ] up. you're not on the right side you think. you're on the right side because you. think you're being compassionate what.

you're doing is crazy to most people and. we don't want it and we think you you. might be like in a cult like you're it's. a giant Cult of leftists that think. crazy things and they're allowing all. sorts of bizarre things to happen in. society like the no cash bail thing like. things you think are good you know this. structural racism is why there's so many. people in prison right yeah but but you. can just let people out who shoot people. right you can't just have people robbing. people and right back out on the street. you can't have that you can't have that. you'll have a full deterioration of.

society and no one will Thrive and. you'll be under chaos you'll be like. living in the favellas of Rio De Janeiro. in just a decade you can't just keep. this trend going you're going to fall. apart and it's these idealistic utopian. people that want these things to happen. these people that believe that Marxism. has never been effective ly done but it. can be done that you know that there. there's a version of all of these. different communist philosophies that. you can impire there's socialism that. could work right there's a version of it.

that can work and make it more Equitable. for everybody but the end of that is. always one thing it's totalitarian. control over what you say and do because. as soon as you want to redistribute. funds as soon as you want to tell people. they can't have things anymore then. you're going to have to take it from. them yeah well I I think like to me. everything kind of started to feel like. this privatized communism right like. once the post office didn't work I was. like the government was [ __ ] dude I was. like these bastards can't even get a. package to [ __ ] Toledo in two days.

dude you know like but the problem with. the post office is that there's like UPS. now right but it but you go in there. dude it's like a western they're serving. liquor at the counter like it's def yeah. it's it's gotten de it's gone downhill. they have I mean they don't but they you. could probably scor gram up there at the. C like it's got It's Gone you know the. doors there's no hinges on it's got dude. it's the wild west over there which post. office you going to Bro every post. office bro all of them are bad bro it.

75% of the post offices are it's gotten. but I I just use that as an example of. like a govern it just like started to. fall apart right the last time I saw a. post office was the last election that. was the last time I went to a post. office well yeah the last election when. I mailed in my California ballot yeah. yeah and how many youed 20 million of. them. apparently how many uh and at that time. was there a saloon what isn't that like. at least cause for concern that leap in.

numbers yeah what is it now Jamie do we. know what the official numbers are now. the California one hasn't really I don't. know why hasn't updated more but. California's they're digging in their. heels they don't want to make the. election real I don't think either one. of these parties is what the people say. like Democrat they're not the same party. it was 15 years ago most people are. waking up to that that's why if you look. at the map of California new going on. look at the map of California red and. blue from 2016 and then look at it from. or rather 2020 and then 2024 there's a.

giant difference a GI I mean a giant. difference a giant difference in the. amount of counties that went red it's. just the big population centers are. always going to be blue they're they're. in the trance if you're in San Francisco. and if you're in Los Angeles you're in. the trance like 70% of those people are. in the trance there's this but they also. believe things that mean something to. them so they're not like because right. but socially they're connected to all. these ideas you know and socially. they're all like hyper liberal they're.

socially locked into like this mindset. it doesn't allow questioning narratives. doesn't allow questioning these ideas so. like the idea of questioning science was. like there's no way wa science denier. you could be a science D you couldn't. even say like hey are you sure that. these companies who have been lying. their entire careers they've been. [ __ ] hit with these giant criminal. penalties for for lying we know they lie. you sure they're telling you the truth. about this drug when they they haven't. injected giant swats of the population.

with it before but they're going to do. it now yeah and they promise it's going. to work yeah and then they're lying. about the promises they're lying about. whether it stops transmission they never. even tested for that they're lying from. whether or not it stops you from being. infected they didn't test for that. either well the same people that own. this own the publication company it's. just starting to be so obvious it's like. I don't know I'm it's just money man. it's just money at what point does. money something over the fact of. somebody's Peace of Mind in health and. wellness like that's the thing I don't.

understand because they've used their. money wisely to connect it to an. ideology so the this is what it is if. you're a vaccine skeptic or a vaccine. denier even if it's not even really a. vaccine I mean you're calling it a. vaccine but that's kind of a sneaky move. cuz it doesn't really work like a. regular vaccine does it works completely. novel it's a completely new thing. and if you can connect that with the. people that's the The Logical educated. people that are reasonable and convince. them that you can't look at it sideways.

you C you can never examine it you can. never question it you never question. whether or not it's even necessary you. just have to go with it you can't. question whether or not these other. Therapeutics that all these doctors have. these anecdotal stories about people. recovering from these antivirals and. trying them you can't you got to reject. that because youzy because you have that. emergency use authorization thing that. wasn't cool man I never took it and. guess what doing great you know yeah I'm. depressed I'm suffering from depression. yeah you had a lot of issues and back. pain today but you are suffing on a lot.

but still you're not hanging around with. us come hang out here man come move I. know this year's been busy man I want. bro if you lived in town you'd be. hanging out all the time you feel better. you'd feel better you need a little. Community I know you dude you get weird. when you're by yourself too long you get. weird I spend a lot of time by myself. you know you check you called a check to. see if people still like you did I do. that yeah. [ __ ] that's most of my childhood did I. really do that what time you did oh yeah.

I was like you talking about what are. you talking about man want to make sure. we're. cool I'm like of course we're cool like. what are you talking about what happened. God nothing just we ain't talked for a. while wow did I really do that yeah yeah. yeah I believe you 100% yeah it was it. was a weird conversation [ __ ] that's in. my life dude call people to make sure. we're okay yeah but I know you man so. when you call me I'm like oh 30 just. need some love you know you're out there. in the Woods by yourself you can't be. alone man well I think part of me I.

wanted to do I've always just wanted I. wanted to do like my own thing you know. but then you start to realize that. there's. uh that you yeah you're doing it by. yourself and I think that goes for like. whether it's work relationships or uh. personal relationships too you know I. think it's just like it's been the same. psychology ology for me you know like. I'm the I I'll think it's thought about. this I'll think to myself I want to be. in a relationship but I want to do it on. my own.

[ __ ] I just realized that that's. amazing but it's that's how there's. something it's just like well you can. marry yourself people do that oh I would. hate that dude I'm always just chasing. myself trying to jerk me. off I would I wouldn't get any sleep. dude oh be a nightmare that would be a. real problem yeah yeah man there's I uh. I do M I do like want to be around a. group more this year's just been so it's. like doing it by yourself but you are.

doing it by yourself right so you're. doing your podcast by yourself you're. doing your stand up by yourself the. thing about like a club is you're doing. it by yourself while everybody else is. also doing it by themselves right so. you're around the same but you're. hanging out you're having fun you're. you're charging up your love batteries. yeah that's what it is you know oh the. other night even just being there being. able to laugh with Tony and like. like Ron White was right there you got. Brian Simpson um you got Kurt Meer. everybody's just watching and dancing.

and figuring things out and then then. the [ __ ] every now and then Kurt. would corner you with them conspiracies. bro did he ever get you did he get you. yeah bro he drowned me he took me in a. rabbit hole 12 Years a listener dude i'. to underwater river help me under bro he. took me to the [ __ ] I don't I go Kurt. I don't even remember the original. conspiracy theory that led us to this. mind control study that I should have. known about you don't know about that.

you don't know about that one like Jesus. CHR he's this giant dude so he's like. looming over you with conspiracies in. his [ __ ] crazy eyebrows he's like you. don't know about the van white. conspiracy you don't know what's behind. the ease you don't know what's behind. the ease here's the thing dude until he. started working with Jimmy door he's one. of a kind Jimmy door's cool huh I never. got to I got I got to see him for years. but I've always been like kind of. admirable about him he's a great dude. he's a great dude um but uh before he.

started working for Jimmy he didn't. really have a lot of conspiracies in his. head you know it was like he got sort of. exposed to all that worker for Jimmy and. doing that show and he was like oh my. God this whole [ __ ] thing is rigged. and then he just get Rabbit Hole after. Rabbit Hole after Rabbit Hole after. rabbit hole that dude will send you a. text if you send him a text back he will. send you a chain of thoughts a Doctrine. yeah like a. scroll I want to save them I want to. save them because like that would be a.

cool almost like a book to publish like. text text with Kurt people would love. that. too I love how passionate he is about. stuff um he's a smart dude man yeah he's. very very smart dude it was fun yeah. that was just fun to see who else was. there just like um Brian ass ass was. there was der's the best dude cuz you. tell any joke if it's good or not you. can look at Dereck and if he's laughing. it's good he's just like he's a great. Green Room hang yes there's no he he'll.

let you know on his face immediately. he's the to me he's the be all IND all. if something's funny he's a great person. he's like just a nice guy to be around. he's a funny that's that's like the. beautiful thing so funny he is very. funny that's the beautiful thing about. the club is that there's so many nice. people yeah it just uh like I said he. charges up your love batteries this what. we all needing world we all need a. little more love a little more fun and. I'm just hoping that Trump doesn't start. attacking people that's what I'm hoping. I'm hoping that he just and I know. people around him want him to do that. just concentrate on the positives yeah.

concentrate on the positives you got. four years to do all sorts of things. that could really benefit people and. then you will be remembered as that guy. well I just want people to tell us. what's really going on if they can't. really do anything CU lobbyists are. controlling everything I wish somebody. would just tell us that well I think if. anybody's going to attend especially now. and especially with access to podcasts. right so if he decides to do your. podcast two months after he's in office. and you have questions like that all of. a sudden Trump could probably tell you. whatever it's not top secret he could. probably tell you he said he's going to.

release the JFK files we're going to. find out a lot of things we're going to. find a lot of things we're going to find. out whether or not he's going to really. keep RFK Jr as a part of his. organization or whether he's going to. get pressure from pharmaceutical drug. companies or whoever to not if he loses. him dude he's that's not cool it's not. cool. so there's that and then there's is he. going to release the JFK files cuz he. was told that it he shouldn't release. them that it's he said some of the. people were still alive which doesn't.

totally make sense because that was. 1963 so most likely most of those people. would be dead of old age yeah you know. but what does it mean though when. someone says that that means that. someone from the government could be. implicated in the murder of the former. of the president. so if that's true then would it be that. they're worried that it would. erode all confidence in the intelligence. agencies or are they worried that deeper.

investigations would take place and then. people start saying well what happened. with Martin Luther King you know because. there was one that Mike Baker who's a. former CIA guy was saying that one like. he investigated for a show he goes that. one doesn't make any sense that guy just. started getting money he was a loser his. whole life all of a sudden he had money. out of nowhere no the guy killed him oh. um who was it James ear Reeves James ear. Ray maybe James o Ray James o right so. that guy um Mike Baker broke it down for. us I don't remember exactly but.

essentially what he's saying is that. that guy was a Drifter who was a loser. you know in and out of jail that kind of. a guy and then all of a sudden he has. access to money he's staying in a nice. place and he has a gun and like what's. going on like he thinks that they set. him up to kill Martin Luther King and. that someone financed that which is most. likely that makes sense well back then. you could kind of kill somebody and it. was um easier you know think about like. the wild west right like they D if you. killed somebody they drew a picture of.

you right haunted I have to do is shave. your. mustache oh that's wrong [ __ ] I'm. looking for a guy with a mustache you. could become. go you could heart can't put on. glasses where'd he go he killed my whole. family where is oh that guy's got. glasses I can't be. him bro you could literally go across. the [ __ ] behind a boulder shave come. back to the town get a job as a sheriff. and look for yourself for 20.

years that's crazy bro imagine how gross. it must have been to come to some like. [ __ ] weird back then weird brothel. town with a saloon and you just smell. like [ __ ] you've been riding on the back. of horse for three days and you just. wander into this weird fire lit. Community H did you know James escaped. prison before he supposedly killed or. not I don't know how it worked out but. oh really he yeah you were saying uh get.

a disguise he Chang he got like a nose. job oh boy but he also got a driver's. license made it to Mexico oh he's in. prison he used to work at a Kroger's wow. attempted to establish himself as a. pornographic film director using mail. order equipment who hasn't after a. quarter of an eightball who hasn't he. sound like a [ __ ] psychopath jilted. yeah he sounds like a bad he considered. immigrating to rodesia now Zimbabwe. where a predominantly white minority.

regime had unilateral unilaterally. assumed independence from the United. Kingdom in. 1965. wow yeah then nose job yeah and then. went to Atlanta and then very quickly. started to yeah decided to do what he. did yeah it's tough man the heat down. there is just [ __ ] ruins everybody. does Dy people nuts especially you got. that cat parasite oh yeah you know then. they're all moving around your head like.

get them out of my. brain have you seen uh that show from on. Amazon Prime I haven't pretty good yo. you know what I've been watching though. on Netflix what is it three body problem. have you seen that I haven't seen it. I've been hearing people say it it's. really good it's by the people made Game. of Thrones oh really it's really good. dude it's totally unique like I don't. want to tell you much about it it's a. science fiction but it's it's totally.

unique you watch it and you're going to. go oh [ __ ] at first you're like what is. going on here yeah but after a while. you're like oh [ __ ] I'm on episode four. now [ __ ] dude and there's not going to. be a season two for like three years. yeah that's how they do some of that. [ __ ] well like stranger things those. [ __ ] are making a movie every. week you know right they're making a one. hour movie every week which is like so. much better than a. movie you know like Game of Thrones is. better than any movie that's ever.

existed 100% it's so good and it just. one episode leads into the next one into. the next one like oh [ __ ] I can't. believe she did that oh [ __ ] he's dead. now oh [ __ ] off with his head [ __ ]. they killed the king in the very first. episode spiler alert and they handic. that kid out the gate remember right out. the gate [ __ ] usually it's second season. before you get a handicapped kid. in that dude was [ __ ] his sister and. he didn't want anybody to know that's.

crazy but back then there weren't any. rules were. there I think you're never supposed to. be [ __ ] your sister I think that. that's like back to caveman times right. I'm sure there's something in most. people that feels like hey that's not. right let's shut it down let's go. outside instead well that's like people. always thought about that with rural. communities you know well people say. this a lot I mean I'm from obviously. Louisiana people say you know they're. always like hey you're s you know you. ever [ __ ] your sister yeah and the. thing what happened was people didn't.

live close to each other so if you. you're not going to. travel you're only going to travel so. far to are you advocating for [ __ ]. sisters [ __ ] no I'm not dude what are. you saying it seems like that's what. you're doing no I'm saying this is what. happened back then people AR going to tr. people aren't going to get a train. ticket to come you know they're going to. people are only going to have sex within. a certain distance of their right good. call right that's why it happened right. you know it's like if a guy it's like. there's no one there right there's.

nobody there so they had to [ __ ] their. sister they didn't have to but at a. certain point they got lost and ended up. back at right by the house you know like. something's got to happen here I'm not. saying it's cool I'm just trying to tell. you how it works out like you know well. certainly works out in the mammal. Kingdom like if you have puppies the boy. puppy will [ __ ] his sister yeah 100% he. don't even think twice he'll try to [ __ ]. you they'll try to [ __ ] your leg they. don't even know what they're doing oh. yeah dude I was stay at my buddy Brad's.

house one night right we're dead asleep. right and they let a bunch of puppies. loose dude those things are [ __ ] gang. banging. you I didn't have a chance dude I don't. have a [ __ ] ounce of milk on me and. those things are [ __ ] sucking me off. bro isn't it funny like we we don't. think that about people right the second. it's crazy how it goes from animals to. people man yeah we're we're animals. we're animals do you think there's a. certain purpose for us like we there's a. magical purpose for us or do you think. we are just an anomaly well I think even.

if there's not this is a magical time. it's an interesting time and especially. for people like us they get to talk to. so many Fascinating People I mean we. have a really cool job not just as. Comics but also as doing podcasts you. know and you've I think you've gotten a. great education doing that you know a. great like you you seem more. introspective you're more curious about. things than you know I remember before. you're like I think it did the same. thing to me really yeah yeah yeah I.

almost feel like I know more I wish I. didn't know more stuff sometimes I miss. knowing nothing right yeah does that. make any sense to you for sure I know I. have my brain is filled with [ __ ] that I. don't need oh yeah you're a library dude. but you know the the thing I'm more like. a red box where you rent that one movie. you haven't been doing it as long I've. been doing it a lot longer that's all it. is it's just it's the amount I do too. it's numbers but you're you have a you. are you are a library you know there's a. certain types of people that can make it.

through certain things and you wouldn't. want to educate a child on this Library. this is not this is not a library you'd. allow everybody to have access to no. it's 16 and older I think there's a lot. of stuff in my head I was like God I. wish I didn't know that about people you. know oh that's interesting you don't. think about the side effects of some. being able to have like a memory that. records so much well it's just you. always concentrate on the worst possible. aspects of people and so if you know so. many acts and things that people have. done that have been horrific you're.

always like the back of your head always. has but maybe that could happen you know. like so it always sits there it always. sits there if you're a. completely you grow up Amish or some. [ __ ] you like completely removed from. society you never see any violence you. never see anything and then all a sudden. you have to go to a bar like downtown. Detroit on a Saturday night you see fist. fights and people throwing glasses at. each other You' be like what the [ __ ] is. this I'm not ready for this I'm not. prepared for this you know right but if.

but if you but if you know that exists. and it's always a possibility so if you. see it too much even if you don't see it. in real life the worst thing is seeing. in real life that's what we were talking. earlier about cops um cops are seeing it. every day in real life so you you just. get like super accustomed to seeing. people dead super accustomed to seeing. people get injured yeah it's crazy how. therapists make like 150 bucks an it's. crazy how therapists make like $150 an. hour right right but cops who are.

basically therapists that also have to. shoot at. people right make 40 bucks an hour I. know like that's crazy do when you think. about that crazy and nobody wants that. job it is crazy but if you paid them. like Heroes I feel like that they would. more more [ __ ] Gladiators would show. up do it yeah and they would have a real. Force out there you know and you would. fall asleep at night knowing that severe. warriors were taking care of your. [ __ ] Community yeah think that's. possible or some people don't want to. know that we need that they don't want.

to kind of believe that you need like. masculine dangerous men to protect you. but that's always been the case and if. you're just looking realistically about. violence and crime in the world it. exists it's there's no utopian spot so. violence and crime crime exists there's. only one way you can Shield the. nonviolent people who aren't committing. crimes from the criminals and that's. dangerous men you need dangerous armed. men who are trained and are capable. that's what you need it doesn't mean.

they should be running everything it. means you need 100% protection from. dangerous people then here's the number. one thing that nobody addresses you got. to figure out why are so many people. coming out of these same communities. year after year after year after year. being dangerous where no one's doing. [ __ ] about it no one's trying to fix it. no one's trying to enhance it no there's. no one's trying to like recognize like. do you know how much income we're losing. because these people don't grow up to. become productive members of society the. much damage it's causing if they go on.

to commit violent crimes and if whatever. drug dealing any anything that can come. out of that and do you know how much of. a burden it is on the taxpayer to sort. of put them through the criminal system. and how much of that could be completely. removed if that person grows up and. becomes a productive member of society. and instead starts contributing to. society and it's a success story The. that's not impossible to do but there's. been no effort no like engineering large. scale National effort to completely.

eliminate these horrible spots in this. country and not like make everything the. same and perfect that's not possible but. there's a level of poverty that exists. in this country that's unmanageable you. should never be that poor if you're a. part of a community if you're part of a. community that takes care of everybody. there's no reason why you have $175. billion to ship to Ukraine but you don't. have any money to make sure that no one. exists below a certain level of part in. this get [ __ ] when that kind of [ __ ].

happens they shouldn't be helping these. other countries I don't know why we send. money to Israel Ukraine I just don't. understand why we there's just people. suffering here you know there's people. that have been taken advantage of in our. own country and it's like you don't want. to be selfish but if you don't take care. if you don't know your inventory then. your business is going to fail right. that's a that is that is a law if you. don't take stock of your own inventory. your business will fail and we don't. have stock of our own inventory and we. don't have a healthy inventory you know. it's like it's just like I don't.

understand how it's so I don't the weird. thing is I start thinking is that a. radical idea it didn't used to be a. radical idea but it became a radical. idea when people started floating about. the idea that capitalism is evil all. capitalism is bad there's all these. people that have these utopian Notions. of how we should run our society well. maybe it could be true at a certain. point I think it's going to probably. have to be true at a certain point. because of AI I think we're going to get. to some weird point where um money seems.

like it's just ones and zeros it's just. numbers and it's a bottleneck the. bottleneck of information right because. you can't have access to all the. information if you have access to all. the money then where's the money go. that's crazy but if we get to this point. where we evolve past the state we're at. now where you can't trust people to not. steal your money where you can't trust. people to not lie where you can't trust. people to not manipulate things and try. for their own benefit if human beings. can eventually get to a place like that.

then I could see a time in our evolved. future where we don't need money or when. everybody has the same amount where. instead of having this desire to. constantly acquire goods and const. acquire status and and and like prestige. in the community have the bigger house. the bigger car if that completely goes. away and human beings really are one. hive mind I could see where we could.

equally share resources yeah but we. that's like either a cyborg or a million. years in the future I'm talking about. like where we get past all of our. primitive cave people instincts and DNA. that I think [ __ ] with everything is. the cause of almost all of our problems. is who we are innately it's just our. programming is [ __ ] yeah because our. programming is the same well you know. there's there's there's some variations. that have cured over time but reasonably.

similar I should say to people that. lived 10,000 years ago uhhuh so if you. took a person from 10,000 years ago and. you you put him in a a t-shirt like this. and sat him in the movie theater you. wouldn't be able to tell it would just. look like us nuh-uh yeah yeah so really. you think 100% yeah I mean they might. have been smaller because they didn't. give get as much food but it look like a. small person yeah we wouldn't know you. wouldn't know they would look just like. us so if you just put them in a suit and. a tie and sat him down there that guy. would be like what the [ __ ] yeah and.

that's basically us so that person if. you you had a person lives 10,000 years. ago the amount of barbaric incidents. that guy's probably seen by the time he. becomes an adult the amount of people. he's probably seen slaughtered with. swords and Spears and seeing people lit. on. fire that's all inside of us still right. all that programming of like everybody's. the the enemy and you got to protect the. fields and protect the that is all a. part of our programming and as.

technology increases and as we become. more interconnected that's going to be. one of the biggest problems that we face. is abandoning these bizarre primate. characteristics that we still hold on to. CU they're in our DNA and they're not. managed well like people need to manage. them to suppress them and some people. yeah we tried to pretend that don't. exist yeah we try to pretend they don't. exist sorry if I stepped on you I've. been interrupting you a lot man I'm. sorry dud you're awesome man what are.

you doing stop doing that don't. apologize a pie my kid let's wrap it up. we've been doing this for three hours. have we really at least yeah it's almost. five it's almost five yeah oh man oh man. I love you I know I'm always trying to. get you to move here but because I think. you'd be happier here and selfishly I. want you around oh thank you dude I. appreciate it I want to be around this. year's just been it's just been a uh. it's been like every time I'm not doing. a podcast I have to like I'm traveling. for work or it's like it's just been a. busy time you know hey if we open up. another Mothership do you think. Nashville would be a good spot yeah do.

is there enough would we be [ __ ] with. Zanies or you think we would help it no. I think it would be good because I think. there's enough people there where you. could do it do you have enough comics in. Nashville how many Comics are in. Nashville there's some you got to have. like a Basse you know like that want to. perform all the time right I'll do some. Recon for you we're thinking we're. thinking of going other spots yeah yeah. well that would be cool man cuz at least. I know the area I could I'd be you know. we thought about going to the most woke. place in Brooklyn setting up.

shop the mother if you. get I bet it would Thrive though well we. can find out there's only one way to do. it. dude wow man I can't believe it's so. crazy that I was there to watch the just. like the El just like what a night and. it was like it was really fun time to. watch the election at the club in the. green room we're all hopping back a. forth off stage like who's winning I. know it was fun man it was so crazy dude. drinking Diet Cokes and just [ __ ].

having a good time Deon I love you to. death one of my favorite people I. appreciate you very much I love you too. man thanks for being inspiring and. thanks for um yeah sometimes sometimes. you would like I would do a podcast. episode and you would just say you would. reach out and say hey man uh I like that. episode and it just a lot I just want to. let you know that it's well it does you. you you do a great job man I really love. your show I think you you got some great. interviews and you got a great you got a. nice way of being yourself you know when. you're talking to anybody and that's. what I think people really like they.

like to see conversations where people. are just being themselves and the fact. that you do that with Trump that's fun. it's inspiring so it's it's nice to see. man I really really love it well thanks. thanks man yeah I think it means a lot. to people when somebody they admire like. uh um says something nice to them you. know it's just nature you know it is. yeah yeah we like it I appreciate it man. thanks for having me dude my pleasure. all right bye everybody. [Applause]. [Music]. [Applause].

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