Joe Rogan Experience #2205 - Legion of Skanks

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day all right bro boys good to see you. what's happening what's up Joe um you. have a little Adventure coming over here. we did just. sweating driver dropped off the wrong. spot this one might be on me about about. half dropped this off at the completely. right spot in his mind and the the. amount that I cursed him because we.

thought it was the wrong spot I mean. that's on me that's on me because I. should have got you guys the car service. we have the car service that takes guys. all but I figured you guys were already. here youny when we were at. about I don't know 3/4s into our 3/4. mile walk here you sent somebody over to. come get us and he pulled up in a car uh. and he goes he goes you guys for Joe. right we said yeah and he goes follow me. and then just drove away in the car you. didn't let.

you know what you were too sweaty yeah. that's what it was had his shirt off. still you can see himing my eyes were. going my hair product was in my eyes hey. are you guys here for for Joe Rogan he. told me to bring you this heat lamp here. you can carry that with you the son is. ready when you get there pocket warmers. guys you guys carry these kettle bells. over to the studio bro I was in Utah. where it was like 50° and then I came. right here to to Austin it was like 98. when I got out of the car I was like yo. I forgot yeah summer doesn't end in. Texas it lasts a long time but it does. does get winter here it's.

hilarious the Austin people don't know. what the [ __ ] to do when it snows out. there's no infrastructure I got stuck in. Houston for maybe four or five days. because they had I mean I want to say a. light flurry and there's a little bit of. ice but Texas doesn't have like uh you. know like no Sal when we had the big. freeze the first year I moved here they. did nothing yeah they did nothing they. just let it thaw yeah I I went I was the. I was the one flight that was able to. get out one time to go to uh Dallas for.

a gig and they had like it was 3 Ines of. snow but the whole place shuts down and. thank God cuz the car that picked me up. to drive me to the hotel that night if. there was other cars in the road dude it. would have been ping ponging he just. every time he stopped the car it would. like turn sideways complete but he was. just calm because there was nobody else. in the road so it didn't really matter. tell me the sketchiest feeling is not. when you're in like Edmonton or some. [ __ ] and they have to spray that stuff. on the wings deer in the wings and. you're like yo like there's a real cuz.

it's kind of a misty freezing rain thing. going on you're like there's a real. possibility like uh you know [ __ ] one. in a thousand one in 100,000 chance that. those [ __ ] things aren't going to go. up cuz they're frozen stuck so they have. to spray it and what would happen if. those things didn't go up [ __ ] there's. no control of the plane I just don't I. don't want to know anything I'm like. they got to back up that's my thing I. always remember talking to I think it. was Ben Bailey years ago and I was like. you know so funny the more I fly the.

more I'm afraid of flying somehow I go. but I have to just assume planes are. designed that like if all fails like. they're designed to kind of be able to. be able to be glided to safety and he. was like no if you lose all the engines. he go if you lose all the engines it. nose Dives directly to the ground well. that why it it was such a big deal the. Miracle on the Hudson it was a miracle. that the guy was able to land the plane. when the engines went out right that's. CU that guy was like a real serious. pilot that guy really knew how to. [ __ ] fly a AR's not a hero I love the. argument that he's not he laughed.

they're like he did his job he goes sure. well I. mean trans woman if he if he was a trans. woman from a third world country he'd be. the greatest hero of all time I remember. when it landed I was rooting for him to. be drunk like I just wanted him to come. out and I [ __ ] did it on coke I also. wish there was like a like a a drag. queen that would do something heroic so. everyone's got to like praise the things. of like you know like [ __ ] lips Thunder. tits they always got stupid names how.

weird is it that the it's an argument. whether or not drag queen should be. reading books to kids it's what's the. upside of that yeah like why whose idea. was this can we talk to the first person. who came up with this idea like what you. know what kids lacking these days the. most aggressive gays yelling at them. yeah sit and listen to the story honey. at the very least I've met some very. nice drag Queens but at the very least.

it's an odd choice that might be one. that someone's out of their [ __ ] mind. chooses it's a possibility right it's. not zero absolutely well I went to one. it's also like it's like a it's almost. like a we actually did a sketch we did a. i thing called Legion of sketch where we. performed dirty comedy to kids in a. library and that was the whole point is. that we were like you know you know it's. it's an adult job you know what I'm. saying it's not meant for little kids so. somebody wearing makeup and even though. it's not inherently sexual what they're. doing in that moment.

it's like what their their whole thing. is meant for a nightclub for adults well. that's what the people who defend it. they always go I don't know have you. ever been to one like it's just a guy in. a dress reading a story it doesn't have. to be weird but then you're like you. know what would be even less weird is a. guy not in a dress reading a story or. just the yeah just like whoever the. person Happ so I guess the argument for. it would be this is what makes these. people happy we should normalize the. fact that they want to dress up like. very flamboyant women we should. normalize that's the the the.

you should have porn stars reading books. to kids either right but if you wanted. to take the other side's position like. what would you say you would say hey. this is fine to do that it's fine to do. that but it's still a biological man. who's dressed up like a woman who's. reading things to kids it's still it's. like the odds of this being 100% like. really rational fascinating person. that's going to read books you or. someone who's out of their [ __ ] mind. there's it's not like a zero % thing.

it's like something you should be kind. of concerned about if it was a stripper. reading books to a kid or an ex convict. yeah you would just go like yeah it's. just not like the the whole thing that's. interesting about it is you take this. fish out of water and I just don't think. you should be experimenting with kids. how about guys on parole for violent. crimes how about have them read the kids. they give them puppies now how about. corrupt corrupt politicians have them. read the kids that that I object to the. most how about CEOs have been arrested. for embezzlement how about them reading. the kids how about all kind.

maybe cool but maybe super [ __ ]. sketchy people reading stories to kids. you know there's a lot we could go with. a lot of them it's reading time with de. sha I don't. know people convicted of violent assault. but they they wouldn't do it again it. was a bad move how read the kids I was. uh I was on one of those apps to hire a. babysitter uh recently and it's it's a. very weird i' never done it before and. it's almost like it's almost like a. dating app like you're like swiping left. and right but it's on for babysitter for.

your kids and I will say and I'm on the. Legion of skanks I'm a comedian I hang. out in a pretty seedy world but it is. amazing how judgmental you get when. you're just judging a person off their. face over whether they're going to watch. your kids just like nose ring freak. you'll never be more. racist tattoos on the face is a no go. okay it's not like being an MMA fighter. yeah it's like you might be cool you. might be a cool person but sugar Shan. Ali could pull it off post bone could. pull it off but not the [ __ ] babysit.

I'm considering getting a tattoo on my. face at gang Fest like how about if. there was that's a good idea how about. if there was guys with tattoos on their. faces that wanted to read stories to. kids would that be cool who would be. cool with that guys would tattoo if it. was post Malone you'd be like of course. he's so cool let him read the stories to. kids that'd be really fun would you be. weirded out if your kids had like a face. tattoo teacher at all yeah I'd be. weirded out I would not I would not like. that listen like jelly roll is the. coolest [ __ ] alive he's got face. ttoo there's a lot of people that do.

them and wish they didn't do them or do. them and are happy with them and like. them it's cool the possibility of you. being out of your [ __ ] mind is in. there no no absolutely but I also I just. mean also just for the idea that like. I'm not like even said post I don't. think a teacher with face tattoos might. be the best teacher like in the world I. just think it's like as a parent you'd. walk in and be like is this [ __ ]. deal it's possible that they could be. though they might be they might be the. best teacher history spite of it.

they have to go so far above and beyond. if someone with a face tattoo is an. excellent teacher then let them teach. inmates stay away from my children I. don't have time for this isn't it funny. we have no problem with sleeves listen. when you talk about Fitness you're. probably thinking about the gym like. lifting running training you know but. your gut health is just as important so. just like I keep up on my workout. routine and training habits ag1 is an. amazing addition to my routine ag1 not. only contains your daily vitamins and. minerals minerals but it also includes.

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I think there probably there probably. conservative America would still feel. like a little weird about somebody with. a sleeve teaching their little girl in. kindergarten as a representative of. conservative America here I will say I. was at my daughter's uh te- ball game. and there was one of the moms pregnant. and one of her kids is in the t-ball. game and she's in shorts and just has. two leg sleeve tattoos now I'm no. judgment it was fine but there was. something where I was like it's just a. little. odd generation I'm judging the town I'm.

judging the town for letting a girl play. t-ball yeah that's crazy it is it's. dangerous I'm judging you for coming out. as. conservative there I now I now Joe this. is my new grift I am now Mr Conservative. we got to get Trump you given up on this. libertarian stuff there's no money in it. I figured out there's definitely no. money in it but that's why they let it. exist because there's no money you know. if there was another legitimate party. that was actually challenging to the. Democrats and the Republicans they would. attack it they don't say a peep about. the Libertarians those are in their eyes.

the Libertarians are just vote Stealers. from the Republicans yeah they were mad. when Trump came this year but aside from. that they don't really they don't see us. as a threat yeah it's they don't no. political party gets mad at the. Libertarians they're [ __ ] furious at. the Republicans the Republicans are. furious at the Democrats nobody gives a. [ __ ] what the Libertarians say including. me Dave speaking at the thing was the. funniest when he goes Donald Trump's. going to come up here and we're going to. show him that we know how to act and. behave and because we are the right.

[ __ ] you you [ __ ] puss out here well. I knew IIT a rapist I got off stage and. I passed by uh Angela McCardell who's. the chair of the libertarian party and I. walked right by her and I went 0% chance. they listen just went back go now let's. go watch the [ __ ] show cuz this is going. to be ridiculous how bad how much of a. [ __ ] show was it it was awful I mean. just the wor I only watched like a. little bit of it so I went I they kicked. me out of Backstage uh cuz it's like a. secret service like checkpoint Point. thing or whatever cuz they're real on.

top of that not so big on people with. rifles on buildings but they got me out. of there and so I go out and I come back. around in the main room and I'm just I. walk into the middle of just all the. people. like and uh one of them at one point. Trump goes he goes I fired Comey and one. of the Libertarians goes cuz he was uh. cuz he was on to you and I just turned. to him and I went I went that's not even. the right. Heckle and then the guy goes oh what's. the right Heckle I was like I can't I.

can't give it to you right now well the. wild scene the Comey thing was what. would they there were alleging first of. all that the Clinton campaign was spying. on the Trump campaign right yeah it was. it was after that they he was trying to. blackmail him and [ __ ] Trump caught. on to that so he fired him yeah for sure. yeah for sure yeah are you how do you. know so okay so if oh here we go guys so. you you know how like uh he all heard.

about this J when he came in he goes P. Diddy definitely [ __ ] everybody and. and did this and raped everyone and then. we're like well how do you know he's. like I. read mean anything you're always reading. somebody else so what is but that's what. you can do in comedy is that is enough. to Checkmate most comedians I read he. does read all right yeah well it's also. it's just a funny thing to say because. you could also be like like admitting. the Ridiculousness of it yourself while.

saying I read you know because it's kind. of an admission like I'm not there I. didn't go to the freak somebody go I. went to one of these parties and man P. Diddy was like if you'll excuse me I'm. going to go [ __ ] Meek Mill in the butt. but like uh that's never going to happen. no one comes out and says that so if. you're like if you're looking at that. what like what makes you conclude that. he definitely was doing that uh because. he basically the first time they ever. met uh he presented him with the the.

steel dossier which had all of the like. dir that's the P stuff right yeah all. the Pepe [ __ ] in it or I shouldn't say. [ __ ] there was no [ __ ] alleged just piss. Uh Russian. piss yes alleged Russian piss yes that's. the aspect is that what collusion. means something like that and then just. play so dirty they play dirty like a. movie it's it's pretty crazy. it's really wild I don't know I mean do.

you see that's that was the number one. fear of having these big agencies have. so much power that they would never want. to relinquish it they would never want. to say like hey look we're Patriots I. think we should follow by the rule of. the Constitution and let the people. decide and like that it's like. everything else man once you start. running [ __ ] you don't want to stop now. I've seen friends of mine have way less. power go to their head it's weird right. I wouldn't trust these two with power. but it is a weird thing to watch right. yes it's bizarre that's that's that's.

human beings though man now imagine that. with no show biz no show biz so you're. getting that rush but now the rush is. controlling the world well isn't that. yeah it's like the way we feel about. like crushing on stage is the way. Hillary Clinton feels about crushing. Libya came we saw he died [ __ ]. crushed wasn't that elron Hub though. elron Hub was like Hey this will be. funny I'll start this and and go into. this start a religion and then like. years later he said when his friends he. told that to hit him up like this is.

crazy dude you did it he's like you know. you like you you ran that scam and he's. like scam you better get your thean. levels checked if you're going to say. it's just like he just started eating. his own [ __ ] cuz like uh well he was do. you know that he's the most prolific. writer in human history sci-fi wise yeah. more fiction yeah than any other human. being ever more than Stephen King more. than anybody and one B dude more than. and not a second draft amongst them. everything he wrot nonsense everything.

he wrote was hot nonsense if you read it. it's like these are the dumbest stories. well do you remember the dynetics. commercials do you remember the. commercials with the uh the volcano like. the lava was going off and it just gave. you like like the most generalized. things anyone feels he goes are you. sometimes tired and sometimes. awake was like you did it before right. Lou that when they had test people cuz I. you just it was just kind of cool I was. like a dumb kid so like hey do you want. us to test your stress levels like boy. do I and I went over and I held these.

dumb things and they're like the ones. that go like that yeah they're like. you're stressed and I was like I am. right they're like come on inside they. brought me into this weird thing they. tried to sell me a book I don't really. remember I did that too and I did that. in San Diego I was down there filming. something and we were in the park and it. was like at a time where I could a lot. of people didn't know who I am and I. could sneak in and I sat down at this. guy's table and he gave me the e- meter. and I put my hands and the things and he. told me what what it was reading I'm. like how does this thing function like. what is it what is it reading off my and. the dude was like oh I don't want to.

explain he didn't want to really be. there he's just a member who got roped. into doing this thing he had zero. enthusiasm about the they like they have. the street team job for it's the lowest. level it's the lowest level job you. could have for is having to go out and. bark people into your church have you. guys read Lawrence Wright's book about. it I don't think so um it's called going. clear oh I saw the the documentary the. HBO thing yeah it's the book is a the. documentary basically tells you all you. need to hear but it's thank God it's so. it's such a strange religion but here's.

the thing about it man this is what's. weird about religions it's this is my. you know I'm a [ __ ] but I I. occasionally have these moments where. I'm like I think I know what the [ __ ] is. going on if you really believe it it. benefits your life even if it's hot. nonsense even if it's a 14-year-old kid. who finds golden tablets to contain the. Lost work of Jesus and only he can read. it cuz he has a magic Rock but if you. get enough of those people they make. great neighbors like it [ __ ] works.

man better but here's my question is it. better to be an atheist and to be this. person who just like objectively looks. at this at the world and like none of. this makes sense there's no way there. could be a God I think when you die you. die and that guy's [ __ ] miserable. that guy's taking medication and all of. his friends think he's annoying devout. atheist and you're right about all. that you you believe like in a higher. power no no I I I don't not believe I.

believe that's what my girlfriend says I. believe there's more to the universe and. more to life than we can think of. through our narrow field of perception. that's what I think I think there's more. to human contact and interaction and. just people talking to each other I. think there's a thinly veiled reality. that we live in where we express our. souls to each other that's what I think. and I think it's a very complicated and. confusing thing that's [ __ ] up by lies.

and deception and violence and War so. many it's enhanced by friendship and. love and communication and it's weird. there's a thing going on that's beyond. just like you're born and you die and if. that thing keeps going when the physical. body stops existing I wouldn't be. surprised I think uh religion is the. always the funniest to dial back to. though cuz all the organized stuff you. were doing the joke Jo Smith story finds. the tablets or the plates right right.

right and everything could that be more. of a religion that was like like a a. pitched by a dude to a bunch of dudes. turns out we could have a whole bunch of. whole bunch of chicks and they always. have to live next to each other and then. you yeah [ __ ] one was they were they. were like it was like racist up until. like 30 years ago they were like black. people were like the seed of the devil. or whatever and then they Chang it. they're like no no no they're cool now. you can't be racist when your women are. bearded you ever see Sister Wives it's. not like you're stoked to have three of.

them yeah but dude two two fours is an. eight would you know the guy who wrote. it that's when chick get sketchy yeah. there is something about like when it's. from thousands of years ago it's easy to. go like look there was a burning bush. and God spoke to this guy and you're. like when like 5,000 years ago you're. like all right fine but when you're just. like three Wednesdays ago it happened. you're like I'm not buying that there's. enough stories that are similar about. the ancient stories of like apocalypses. like this stuff about like the Epic of. Gilgamesh is real similar to KN in the.

ark there's enough of those stories. Jesus was like they keep on just. redescribing him from like thousands of. years before Jesus was around that story. of him being the Son of God and all the. Virgin mother's a black woman. now Jesus is trans Jesus black woman he. could have been an alien Jesus yeah sure. like. like could could have been an alien if. there was like someone who came here and. didn't make any sense that he was born. and he just existed but knew everything.

and was the son of God and was trying to. straighten everybody out and then they. kill him he was like all right we tried. it l literally could be an alien I mean. if you're thinking about what how long. ago this is this is thousands of years. of people telling a story right I mean. how long after Jesus is dead before they. even write the the new stuff well why. does no consider that that long ago. hundreds of years after his death right. at least 100 years after his death well. it's but you know what I'm saying like. also years ago like no one can considers. the idea of works of fiction right like.

everything then was just written from. The Thing versus someone making. entertainment there's a combination of. that and then real events they're trying. to document so both things are true CU. they had a lot of [ __ ] going on back. then like they didn't have to write. fiction they were getting killed by. swords people getting lit on fire and. shot with arrows like there's not a time. to be making [ __ ] up yeah it's like what. happened to your brother and it's like I. don't know a beast got a hold of. him it can't be all Coliseum once in. while you got whine back and's no listen.

that's life that then though you're not. GNA write Harry Potter when you're. getting slayed by the Romans that's why. you're fighting a line goes I got a good. idea something with like I don't know a. magical. School the dude can walk on water he. walked on [ __ ] water and then he put. a guy's ear back. on water into wine come on who's not. happy with that. idea a lot of those Miracles I'm I I am. studying uh Magic right now for my magic. magic show at gang Fest and I'm reading.

a book about magic but a lot of those. Miracles that they talk about they it's. theorized that they were just like. magicians that were like doing tricks. for people and they would get like by. the way Jesus Christ would be a great. name for a magician if there was no. Jesus Christ it's got a Chris Angel ring. to it Jesus Christ would be amazing see. Jesus Christ live at the Rio yeah. because it's got like a little bit of a. Latin flare cuz you know you could say. it like Jesus Mexicans are the only. people that I know of or I guess uh. Spanish people as well where the name. Jesus it's literally Jesus you can name.

your kid Jesus like how many Muslim kids. are named Muhammad a lot it was like the. number one name for boys in Ireland like. a couple years ago Muhammad yeah. Muhammad they freak people out they're. like what uh but but you can't name your. son your American son Jesus it's going. to raise a few eyebrows if you bring. baby Jesus to the dayare but isn't that. crazy you I know you legally can't name. your child Jesus Christ oh is that true. that's legally you can I swear to God.

that's a real thing pendulum's going to. swing back to like there was a time. naming kids Jesus no but naming no but. naming kids uh like when there was no. actual like lines drawn on naming uh. years and years ago as far as like race. goes so my grandmother's boyfriend when. she does still name was Jerome look at. this there's old Tyrone like white Tyron. wait dude that just stopped one day and. those became black names these are all. names that are ruled illegal by courts. within the US yep um so Bobby green just.

got his name changed to King he got his. name legally changed to King Green yeah. he's going to have to take this to the. Supreme Court maybe not because it said. go back to that. please um but the the states but before. that it was like showing how many. states does it say that why can't it be. 106 it's not the so it was just um the. way it was phrased in the earlier thing. that you had okay here it is there's a. handful of names that were ruled illegal. by courts Within the us so that could be.

local courts so in some areas it's. illegal to have these names not all. areas but H imagine you can't even call. your kid Santa Claus how about Majesty. imagine you can't call your kid Adolf. Hitler I'm going to name my kid Roman. numeral too you could only call your kid. Majesty if you are an R&B. singer oh those are those those are the. best there's so many rapper Kids there's. so many rapper kids like kid name like. Prince all those is it just that. spelling though could I name kid Messiah. with like an apostrophe in the middle.

right I bet you could yeah I bet you. change the spelling there you go and. Messiah need again let me see the list. um what is the third you can't be ROM. numeral three you can't you can't be the. Roman numeral 3 that can't be your name. does that come up a lot they had to make. it illegal imagine all [ __ ] after his. third album they'll let you in the. Border but whatever you do don't use. that numbers three thing that Roman. three that's [ __ ] up dude you can't. call your baby Roman number three but. like two and four are okay okay in 19.

North Dakota man named Michael Herbert. dangler who was adopted wanted to change. his name to these four numbers which. held philosophical and personal. significance for him State Court. rejected his name change request in 1976. saying numbers can't be used can't be. names due to potential confusion but. isn't like isn't Elon mus kid's name. like the sounds AOL used to make well he. calls his son X but it's like a bunch of. other letters too.

yeah bro imagine if you were that guy's. son but you were a [ __ ] that would suck. I mean AR Schwarzenegger had a son that. was a schlub and then the one he didn't. know he had looked just like him and was. shredded and work out constantly yeah. it's hilarious Jack I think the other. son's Jack too now oh is he he had to. catch up them CU he was a schlubby kid. sometimes he just you know [ __ ] dad I. don't even want to live weights if. you're if you're Schwarz you're so like. you have so much privilege like I would. just never want to lift weights at that.

point I can never imagine like building. the foundation as like a young. Schwarzenegger to be like I'm just going. to work really hard now at something. right because you born inside that house. yeah yeah Kenedy Kennedy you're half. Kennedy half Schwarzenegger that's crazy. Tom Hanks has a son that became another. Tom like Hanks person you know tucking. in his polo shirts on a Sunday and then. one went full wigger so it's like. someone there's like a a thing about the. way you name your kid that someone. brought up the other day [ __ ] I I wish I. remember who was saying this but there.

were there's like an actual principle to. it and I think it's based on Chad Hanks. yeah it's like calling him chat just. sets him up to be a like yeah you've. never met awesome chaz's except Chaz. palmenter is the exception to the rule. that's not you picture when you picture. a Chaz well isn't Chaz p is that his. full name is that how you say it or is. it a shortened version it's probably. Charles my guess would be there's. certain like names that are like. Associated like I I have an. ex-girlfriend I won't even say her name. this how crazy she is like every girl. I've ever met with this name is a crazy.

[ __ ] but she's so crazy that I refuse. to say her name out loud I'm not suming. yeah dude I want say I saw Beetle Juice. last night was it it's [ __ ] great. it's fun as [ __ ]. manal I heard the reviews are not good. that's probably why you like I heard the. review were I heard the crow was I. didn't hear about the reviews until. after I saw it though I didn't know. anything about it I just went in cold it. was great that was like the female. Ghostbusters everyone hated it so much. that I watched on a flight I was like it. wasn't that bad it's kind of fun Beetle. Juice is better than that Beetle Juice.

is really good the female GH it's. [ __ ] great man it's like it's like on. par with the original movie it's Tim. Burton at its best it's really good man. I [ __ ] enjoyed the [ __ ] out of it. when I heard that people didn't like it. I was like really well I believe all the. [ __ ] I read right away where they're. like Michael Keaton's only in it for 10. minutes that was that's not true he so. they wanted to make sure that he wasn't. in it any more cuz in the first movie he. was only in it for 13 minutes the total. right so they were like they didn't want. to change that element so they purposely. made it so he was in it for around the.

same amount of time yeah all that. [ __ ] number stock nonsense it's the. movie's fun like you don't give a [ __ ]. if he's in there when no one Rider is. great everybody's great it's it's a. [ __ ] fun movie man and it's Tim. Burton like at his weird best it's very. weird no one trusted I met one on a. rider in the streets in New York City. when I was selling Comedy Club tickets. right after she got arrested for. shoplifting that was like the most. bizarre thing ever she was like you. could have got her.

maybe you're like oh my God she has the. same likes as me well she was in like a. I could afford to buy you makeup you. crazy [ __ ] but it's just genuinely like. craziness right cuz she's Rich she was a. movie star at that time she didn't need. the money the itch dude a thrill thing. it's I think it's for a lot of uh people. it's a thrill thing what's the last. thing you stole Joe I stole a candy bar. when I was 13 and I got that's the last. thing yeah I got caught I was felt so. embarrassing yeah security guard pulled. me into a room and I was terrified and I.

didn't even know what I was doing I was. just doing it cuz I thought I could get. away with it you know we were [ __ ]. young kids walking around yeah that's. really the thing is what you what's the. worst thing you got caught stealing mine. was stuffing uh porn magazines down the. front of my. pants and putting my shirt over it and I. mean the guy oh my God try reselling. that now guy the guy at the drug store. the guy at the drugstore was baiting me. to do it like he he couldn't wait he was. baiting you he was leaving porn out no.

no no no the porn section was in this. magazine he was just think he tricked. him a porno mag and then he got like a. fishing rod I'm going to catch this. little yeah no baiting is the wrong word. for him so he he knew I was getting. ready to he felt that I was waiting. before you did the crime he could have. stop me before I did said hey you can't. be in here unless you're going to blah I. kind of made notice he laid back and I. was kind of like he knows I'm like I. guess not he just sitting there and then. I and then uh an old man spinning you.

around and lifting your shirt to show. the half of porn magazine sticking. up how old were you just ran like 12. maybe I Ran So Fast 12y old boy should. not be left alone yeah for their own. devices I used to Rob cars when I was 12. years old we me and my friends would. break into cars in the shop right. parking lot and just clear out all the. change in the uh the center console all. it takes is one bad kid in the. neighborhood that's fun my my biggest.

steal wasn't even like for money or. anything I was staying at my my. grandmother's friend's house uh my an. and E and Uncle herb and Uncle herb had. a nice stack of like uh porn magazines. that I found there's a pattern there's a. pattern no this is one well this is one. I thought I'd get away with for no re I. took a few I I think every one of these. stories is going to end with Jay being. spun around and his shirt lifted up like. all herb gets in there this is. proverbially that because I took a few. of his giant stack being like he'll.

never miss these and if he does he's not. going to think it was me and if he does. think it's me we're going to have this. quiet code of like what are you going to. tell my mom I took your some you have to. find about your porn magazines now. that's exactly what he did he didn't. give a [ __ ] he was like I want my porn. magazines back and I went down the. channels from my grandom to my mom and I. was like oh did I grab these oh. [Laughter]. [ __ ] that's [ __ ]. oh dude that's such an embarrassing to.

get a phone call goes your uncle herb. wants his dude pre- internet porn was. like gold when you were a kid at that. age were you cuz we had a magazine that. we found in the woods and another kid. stole it from us and it was a thing. every kid found dirty magazines in the. woods yeah of course he just hoped it. was wet for the right reasons they're. always damp yeah yeah then I I had that. one at home for a little while and I. used to I used I us to live in a shitty. apartment so I had like a drop ceiling. so I used to keep it inside of my. ceiling to hide it from my mom and I was. just I this it was like literally.

covered in mud and water did you guys. see that [ __ ] that was going down in. Philadelphia yesterday were one of those. Street takeovers I saw a video cop cop. car drives towards it and hits his. lights and thinks he's going to get them. to scatter and they just jump all over. the car I didn't see that video I saw a. couple of them it's crazy what is. they're doing check this out look so the. cop there's they've got a street. takeover so they just decided to stand. in the middle of the street and block. traffic oh is it a protest no I don't. know what what they're doing I think. they're just getting crazy I don't know.

if they're protesting anything I think. they just a group of kids just decided. to get crazy this is a United States of. America this is like one of the if you. saw that this was happening in Ecuador. you'd be like yo Ecuador is out of. control right but no this is the United. States of America in Philadelphia watch. what happens to this cop car wait what. was the F go back a little bit what was. the person who spun out with like a. person hanging off the car they're going. crazy it's a street takeover they're. doing that with their cars that's what. they're doing so they block traffic and. then they spin around in circles in. their cars and they organize it so this.

cop tries to break it up and they just. [ __ ] this cop's car up. dude hundreds of kids [ __ ] and no one's. in control of them go birds I mean if. you are in that situation and you're. parked in your car in like traffic cuz. there's like [ __ ] if I'm a cop no what. if you're not a cop cop I'm starting to. blast everybody through the window you. can't shoot enough people there's 200. there's hundreds of people they'll get. you and they'll kill you I can get 16 of. them you might be able to get three of. them the first time seeing someone with.

joh dude just head. shot bro it'd be such a wild Panic. knowing you only have 12 bullets oh my. god well the last one's for yourself you. can't let them have you the first time. you see like someone with authority in. your life or something uh have to. realize like an a can't win situation is. awkward you know what I mean like seeing. a cop have to like kind of surrender or. have to give up my step hop when we were. younger we were driving back my step Hop. was like a powerlifter always uh like. big a tough guy to me I always thought.

and we were driving back from the. Philadelphia Zoo one day through. Fairmount Park and they had shut it down. for What's called the Greek picnic which. is all the black. fraternities uh like party in the in. this big giant Park and I love I love. the old Greek guy that shows up for. it but Jamie put that video back up but. they my step see my step these guys were. coming and they were just walking all. through the street all these like black. frat dudes and like sitt it was traffic. because they're in the middle of the. street and sitting like on the hood of.

our car and stuff like that and my step. poop just being like I just see him just. kind of sitting there kind of eating it. and like realizing I was like Joe you. know was almost like that Joe why aren't. you g to you know what you're right like. this is just my biggest fears that I'm. going to be with my son and I'm going to. get chumped out by tougher men than me. it's the most horrifying thing in the. world dude look at this video and. imagine if you're a person that just was. going to see your aunt got in your car. and got stuck behind this you had no. idea you're going to be trapped in this. kind of traffic and they're just going.

to block off the street for who knows. how long I just have to join them to. start doing [ __ ] Donuts also that. people I mean Jesus Christ that's my car. on fire the likelihood of one of these. kids getting run over is very high it. happens all the time all the time they. get hit by cars all the time they go. flying through the air it's like a dumb. thing they stolen cars yeah they're. stolen cars but these guys get so close. to each other they hit each other all. the time all the time people go flying. through the. air if you're a teenager it does look.

like it's a lot of fun oh look man if. you don't have a dad and your mom's a. [ __ ] and she does meth yeah I'd be there. too it's a nice Cut Loose dude being in. the middle right there be there too. imagine being in the middle right there. you'd feel like a king your dad beats. you you know if your dad's an alcoholic. who just beats the [ __ ] out of you the. only love you get is from your friends. on the streets i' be doing that too I. was telling these guys yesterday I saw a. video where it's a guy people filming. anything now it's a guy in Time Square. who films himself going up and just talk.

robbing a guy like on just talk he just. goes hey man come here come here he goes. he goes you're doing a new documentary. called I just got robbed and he's like. what he goes I'm going to need your. wallet don't run don't be we just like. intimidate and the guy and the guy's. name is Rob he's clever the kid's so. happy that he's not getting beat up just. nervous and he's not getting beat up. like he pleasantly like gives him. everything and it's kind of like now go. over there he's like all right man be. easy man be easy and the guy's like all. right man cool like he just gives him. his stuff and walks away it's he gives. him his stuff back no no no no he.

robs yeah it's pretty nuts is it even. illegal though are you you sure it's. real it seems very very real are you. sure that he doesn't give it back to him. after they stop filming so that it's not. a crime and it's just a stunt no I think. this happens all the time people get. arrested actually for it I really you IM. how crazy you are people some hold their. guns and say I'm about to go kill so and. so this happens all the time in New York. like this happened to like a former Miss. New York she was in the park and these.

two young like maybe Puerto Rican kids. or black kids they they come up and like. hey you know we're trying to sell candy. for our basketball team that that old. scam and then uh she was like I don't. have any cash they were like oh you. could send us a zel and she was like. sure and then they got her to give them. their phone and then they just sent. themselves $2,000 on her zel and handed. her phone back and just ran away and. they just couldn't get the money back oh. my God Jesus yeah i s i sto paying. attention when you said they may have. been black or Puerto Rican he said. selling candy for their football team or.

whatever like it definitely was black or. Puerto Rican no no I know I wasn't sure. if they were black had a white kid try. to run the old buy some M&M's from me. scam you got to have laws kids or it's. dangerous out there you leave people to. their own devices and you get that [ __ ]. you get people going wild in the streets. dude it's a it's very scary thank God we. all survived being that age cuz you're. just so stupid and yet you're in the. body of kind of a grown-up and you just. have like all these you know just. testosterone and [ __ ] being young and.

not knowing like I could so easily if I. lived in Philly one of those decisions. away from being at one of those things. when I was a kid but does that guy does. the guy the idiot who keeps jumping over. the car and lighting the fire in the. middle is he look back like is he 55 one. day going like oh yeah I was a little. you think he Liv 55 no probably not he. probably dies under a donut from a. [ __ ] souped up SUV there's a high. likelihood that young man's involved in. other questionable activities no maybe. but I'm saying but there just those guys. like I don't know how you like grow up.

out of that that's going to be something. that really Nails it I mean I my. childhood wasn't crazy far from that I. mean it wasn't I just wasn't with that. crew but I was doing pretty like ranted. [ __ ] I was stealing and you guys you. guys just couldn't afford to pull that. off you would have well it wasn't a. thing it wasn't a thing back then like. that's only been a thing for the last. like how many years Jamie as the street. takeovers with the internet videos 15 20. I don't know honestly never when I was a.

kid there was none of that no one ever. blocked the street and did Donuts yeah. you you did Donuts in the school parking. lot if you knew where the cops were they. would drag race though in Philly they. would like stop block off streets and. like drag race broke true that's true. that's true that's true Did you find. Jamie the guy robbing I was actually I. was I was I checked a couple play 1980s. look at that Instagram actually s shows. they call them s shows yes I've that's. saw it first it's a thing from the Bay. Area so they first occurred from the.

streets of Oakland in during the mid. 1980s back in the old and de it does. seem like a very Asian activity yeah I. think them I think them stealing the. cars is probably more of a newer thing I. back in the day they were just like it. was like a car show essentially right. right they were showing off their cars. yeah they you in the 70s and 80s they'd. have the you know the ones with the. Hydraulics and [ __ ] yeah that would. happened oh it comes from a it comes. from a Bay Area rapper Richie Rich's. sideshow D Bank to the light let me warm.

it up I hit a donut tight rap. sucks I hit a donut Chevy on my side. window straight tinted he got hype when. he saw me spinning I'm yeah who likes. this I do I like a lot of it it's fun. that the what rap Sun rap is fun I know. I love tons of rap that's whatever that. was was terrible but that also you. didn't really sell it like if I was at. an audition I'd be like big Jay next. time I want you to be in the moment you.

you know you're you're wrapping about. these things you really feel this you. feel very strongly about these issues. trying to lure Lo into a false we have. to rap battle this Friday at SK. Fest to false I see what you're doing. although I have a feeling it's going to. be better than what I did but if we find. the song sideways or whatever the uh I. bet that guy doesn't kill it it's all. that because that has to come from the. ER oh it's the 90s I guess so so it. might not be Mumble rap right some of. the [ __ ] 90s stuff still holds up man.

oh yeah most of it does yeah you know. what I listened to the other day Tim. Dog Tim Dog you remember that guy he was. like the first guy who went against the. the the guys from. Compton and was he Bas no he's a New. York guy so he had a yeah he had a song. called [ __ ]. Compton he probably that was pretty. ballsy at the. time it well that was the worst rap. defending ever it was NWA NWA split up. from Ice Cube and then uh Dr Dre left.

and then and him and he e went and did. their own thing and then that beef ended. in an AIDS death it's like you don't see. those ones happen anymore well those. beefs they would go to actual shooting. each other that's what's the craziest. thing like never in the history of Show. Business was there a scenario where. stars were having other stars murdered. like openly what's happening now more. than ever yeah it's easier to become. like. like a a quote unquote star on the. internet now so a lot of these guys are.

like getting really popular and then. getting killed like young rappers. wildest conspiracy theory about that has. to do with intelligence agencies CIA. made made them gangster and [ __ ] like. that that c that they funded it and. promoted it because they wanted to fill. prisons it's the. wildest but like. you society and you get kids like young. kids who like we're talking about dumb. stup really easily influenced don't know. what the [ __ ] going on and you. introduce them to rap music it will most.

certainly change the way they think. about life yeah especially all I'm. saying I don't know enough about that. whole conspiracy and stuff uh but it is. crazy if you're like if you're remember. the 80s and 90s the transformation from. hip-hop from being like the krs1 kind of. like it there were like all these songs. about like cleaning up their streets and. listening to your dad like like rap was. just it it took this drastic turn from. being like very positive like Pro black.

kind of thing to just all of the sudden. being like we're killing everybody and. [ __ ] [ __ ] funny with with because I. listen to a lot of hip-hop like when I. work out but it's like it's just I be. listening to the most hardcore [ __ ] I'm. like this is nice let me turn up the. tread a little bit but like if you're in. the hood it's just inspiring you to. murder people and rub Banks my the my. favorite workout rap is Nas because the. lyrics are so good it gets you hyped up. you know got like that's the thing about. The '90s Hip Hop it was like so. lyrically based you got to listen to any.

beef WS any beef waps are the best to. work out to just like I and I take no. sides all biggie n. Tupac Fu You. Tupac remember when ice cube when Ice. Cube put out no Vaseline BR you do not. want to get in one of those rap battles. with Ice Cube he was so great for his. time in rap he was [ __ ] incredible. he's such a good writer dude did the. song jacking for Beats and that's when. he made the song it's everybody else's.

it keeps changing all the most popular. beats and he just does rap it's great. didn't he do a lot of the writing for. NWA I think all I think he was the I. think that was basically like the thing. was he wrote all the. songs that doc guy probably wrote a bit. too you know I'm friends with Willie D. from you GH Ghetto Boys and he wrote. everything he wrote he wrote like most. of their songs he told me he wrote [ __ ]. a war in 45 minutes we were talking. about on the podcast he sent me a text. he goes I wrote [ __ ] a war in 45 minutes.

I just sat down and I was like. [ __ ] War have you ever heard. that song uh bills getting recruited oh. bro we got to play it we got to play it. can I tell you that my one of my. favorite lyrics that never struck out to. me or stood out to me when I was younger. but always makes me laugh and uh my. mind's playing tricks on me oh is when. Bushwick Bill you know he's a [ __ ] and. then uh he sings a song he goes uh this. wasn't no ordinary dude he about six or. seven. feet he goes That's the End word I'd be.

seeing in my sleep like goes that's not. even that crazy look at look at what he. what Jamie just pulled up Jamie the. investigative journalist that he is just. pulled up that uh Ice Cube formed his. first rap group called CIA in. 1986 oh my God coincidence it's all. right in front of us. man connect the dots bro every everyone. say that about puffy now like every. interview with puffy he's just like. being a little bit weird but everyone's. like it was right in front of you bro he.

was letting us know the whole time D. when um when Bill mahs said the n-word. on his show and then the next week had. to give his apology to Ice Cube was the. funniest thing in the world what a weird. person have to do it and then he just. goes I'm really sorry Ice Cube and Ice. Cube like well Bill Maul this is a good. moment to teach you something it was so. bad dude let me hear [ __ ] a. war this this is one of my all-time. favorite war songs Bushwick Bill was fun. because it was like a South Park. character like he can say the wildest. [ __ ] cuz he just he looks different and.

you're like ah let him say it he's a. tiny guy did you ever hear Ever Clear. when he tells the whole story of making. his girlfriend shoot him in the eye yes. why has no ey yes. crazy when I used to deliver newspapers. I used to listen to. this on cassette son.

you delivered him in bicycle no I was in. a van at a van I delivered him my uncle. had a route and I had a I had a I would. go with him like 2 o' in the morning. thow throw him out the window yeah. yeah Dave Smith you should go on stage. to this. I am loving it oh it's great keep me in.

a little. more that picture is crazy that cover. that. [Laughter]. album it's so funny this was like hard. in the80s yeah I hate your damn hoe I. know think the the flow of it doesn't. seem anymore yeah it seems bubbly call. me a funky sucker.

can you imagine being a woman being. abused by a black [ __ ] and he makes. you shoot him in the. eye where's her side of that story that. can't be her first mistake he can't be. she's made a lot of mistakes oh that's. the end of a long series of bad just get. there because you won the lottery he. takes his eye you got to do the work you. want to get into a position where you're.

[ __ ] being forced to shoot your tiny. man's eyeball out hey shoot me in the. eye Jes you crazy tiny [ __ ] Jesus. Christ he's got some Willie's got some. great Bushwick stories that was a guy. that I wanted to get on the podcast but. he got sick like right right when we. were talking to his people he apparently. got sick Bush bill yeah and he went up. in the hospital I'm like God damn that. would have been a good one how long how. old when he died it was a few years back. back he he wasn't that old you know he. had a lot of health problems what year.

was it it was 2019 he was 52 2019 yeah. so it was right right before that he got. sick 52 did you ever get Scarface No I'd. love to have him on you ever see the. tiny desk thing he did [ __ ]. incredible you know that tiny desk. performance thing they do but Scarface. did it and like slowed everything down. to fit with the vibe of being in this. like really tight thing and so it was. like you know he's always been a great.

give me some of. this like white guy Stone like. okay like ding. Stone but I know how does it feel Jay. how does it feel to be on the the the. other end of it I don't like it one bit. got big as those camera lenses and will. something like this hold. up I. said he greets his father with his hand. side. glad be the man's the.

Isen it's kind of strange yeah yeah yeah. yeah well also what's strange is again. seeing we'll never know what how corny. or not an old Biggie or Tupac would have. been so it's fny see him like there not. that he's corny but he's just an an. older guy now you know me this guy. doesn't live any kind of gangster you. think this is corny no no no I'm saying. that he I'm saying he became you get to. see how people would become no it's not. corny at all but it's much more it's. much softer energy than you ever thought.

of Scarface in the ' 80s and 90s it does. feel like a it's a Scarface song that. you could read one of these books to. like this back yeah if if you told me. this was a guy who was in The Roots or. something you'd be like yeah yeah yeah. that makes sense but isn't it make more. sense that he's like this now this is an. intelligent guy that kept evolving as a. human being right% and you should evolve. which is great it's way better the only. person that hasn't evolved since high. school I know if you're just justtin. Bieber and you got to sing in a girl's. voice when you're. 80 you know that that that that high.

pitch thing his I first time I heard him. sing I wow this girl sounds amazing and. they go that's Justin Bieber and I go oh. what a crazy voice bring him in here. anyway also but he was real young back. then. [Music]. DJ Paul is 36 mafia yeah 36 mafia I just.

saw uh DJ Paul at uh Gathering of the. jugal I performed at he was one of the. people performed it's so funny seeing. the people who get what's happening. there versus the performers who don't. because uh he was up there he knows like. he's been with that audience I think. Tech 9 also does that so he does all the. family chants and stuff uh DJ Paul and. he just gets that crowd gets him going. but they throw [ __ ] constantly and. they're do all kinds of crazy [ __ ] Rock. Kim went up there and by Rock Kim by the.

third song at like you know they were. throwing [ __ ] at the state but they're. into it the audience and then he just. kind of stops the song he goes hey I. ain't about all that [ __ ] [ __ ] throwing. stuff man so you could throw [ __ ] and we. could leave or we could do some rap. music and the crowd was just kind of. like oh oh they got it okay see back in. the day when we did did 15 years ago sto. dude they were [ __ ] Savages so I. think they're I think the Gathering of. the jug crowd has gotten older they're. all 40 now so it's like they're like. okay if you don't want us to throw stuff. we won't which is crazy no no I think.

they were a little more like this is our. thing though they had to have a moment. where they were like all right it's a. choice between throwing stuff or rap. music we did it 15 years ago when we. were just so young in comedy and we. didn't know what it was it was midnight. in a tent in the woods with the Insane. Clown posi and it was a comedy tent it's. still that I know I know know we are. they had I I mean they had a guy a clown. pick us up in a van it's D Roa talks. about it in his he has that joke. upu name Joel he's a comic from Michigan. he still runs it he just doesn't do it.

anymore so they pick you up in a van. it's the scariest thing ever you're like. it's just pitch black in the woods in. the darkness and when they put us up. there like these people aren't there for. comedy they're there for this whatever. experience so they just start throwing. like just cans of soda and beer and. alcohol Jay goes to me he like dude just. cuz I was going first he was like I'm. like a year in comedy he's like Jay's. like just go up there and do jokes don't. just go up in there and smoke weed and. do crowd work it was like me and it was. veon who's like a straightup joke guy. so he was like you're going to set us up. to fail if you don't do jokes so within.

10 seconds like a a beer can whiz past. my head I was like oh is that weed and I. just smoked weed with them for five. minutes no Louis had on he put on the. gas mask weed thing you couldn't even. talk through that weed my. closer and then I sent uh and then Mike. veon went out and I was the only one. that was booked on it I was just like. they want me to do a show so if they. were with me on another gig I'm like. come and we'll do this one and you guys. go on so uh Mike veon goes on and it's. they're not paying attention to him and. yelling at him and I remember he kind of.

looked at me off side of the stage I was. like you can wrap it up like I'll go eat. the rest of this [ __ ] I remember one of. his premises though no well all. remembers the premise cuz he goes I said. that feel you know that feeling like. when you're when it's going rough and. you see the light somehow you even have. like another five minute burst in you. because you you know you are done so. like let me see what I can do now it's. almost like that freeing thing so I gave. Veo and that kind of like you can wrap. it up dude and he goes uh uh and I. almost saw his energy change and he just. goes he's going to do his last big joke.

or whatever and he goes uh so hey guys I. had a dream last night and the crowd. someone in the Crowd Goes [ __ ] your. dreams and I don't he I don't think he. finished a bit and then he brought me up. and then I was supposed to do like 45 of. which I did 20 maybe because I remember. saying uh where they got mad at me I. asked them why there's to rap festival. with no black people and then a black. stood up and he was like how about me. and I went one juger bro and then and.

then they just booed and someone yelled. they all bleed clown and I just was like. can I go oh God they all bleed clown I. didn't know how to respond to that wow. isn't it amazing though that you could. just if you just create a place where. anybody can join you're you're going to. get a group of people you know whether. it's the Insane Clown posy or the. Mormons [ __ ] if you just like throw it I. respect The Jug more than the mor oh. hell yeah I think similar nothing well. honestly they're more happy being jug. than they are if jug didn't exist that.

should be the judge of all of it though. like you said before it's like what does. this actually do for you forget whether. any of it's real it's just like are you. happier is your life better because. you're a jug if you've ever listen if. you ever listen to the Insane Clown posy. music it is unironically pretty awesome. I'm not going to like I thought I was. going to hate it but every song it rules. it's just about clowns killing. people to a great beat it's horror rap. horror rap hor I'm I I am thoroughly I. said that Festival is pretty amazing and.

I'm thoroughly so just always impressed. the music is subjective to anybody but. I'm like the what they've done I think. is amazing Inc I mean they are world. famous known they just did the VMAs and. they they're kind of the only band. that's ever pulled off having like a. whole. festival yeah we we the second one it's. them and us without without us doing the. Gathering of jug we wouldn't have even. done scank F there influence from the. Gathering of the jug and our audience. there's a lot of crossover in fact I'll.

say it now cuz it's too late for people. to even go but our secret guest is the. Insane Clown poliy on Thursday night at. the kickoff party that's amazing going. to be SI that's amazing dude the Legion. of ganks is one of the most important. things in comedy you guys really are you. really are I put you guys in the same. like there's there's this brackets of. like kill Tony Legion of ganks there's a. thing about having these Battlegrounds. where you go no no no we're going to say. what we would say if we were [ __ ]. around together like you could deal with. it or you can not deal with it but this.

is how we would the the conversations. we're having are exactly like Green Room. conversations well yeah it's and I feel. like now I don't know maybe I'm wrong. but I feel like almost like the tide has. turned in some weird way like it's kind. of coming back there were like these big. moments I think um like when they tried. to cancel you and that didn't work uh. Shane getting SNL just like big things. where it's kind of like oh they're. almost admitting okay we lost the great. censor comedians War but for those years.

I think it was it was good to have. Legion of ganks for a lot of those for a. lot of those Comics that was just like. well this is the place where you could. still do whatever we were just opening. the the door a little bit to say [ __ ]. up [ __ ] and people would come on our. show I mean the amount of times people. like dude should I've not said that on. your show after they leave but you guys. did a wise thing too though cuz you were. subscription based M right so for the. longest time if you wanted to find out. what you guys were talking about you had. to subscribe so you had like kind of.

like on that too is to kind of keep our. ourselves a little safe from well yeah. we have our own platform and we put out. the version on Youtube We put it out on. iTunes but we play by the rules there so. we edit out all the [ __ ] you can't say. on those platforms and if you want to. see the real version the way that we do. it you got to go subscribe um and. honestly with YouTube the way they. started censoring everything it actually. now cuz for we've been doing this for. like eight years but now more than ever. a platform that we had like we have is. more important than ever because now. YouTube is super strict with everything.

we do we have to bleep things we have to. censor things there's certain topics we. can't even put in the podcast it's so. wild that there's only really one. YouTube like if you had to predict at. the beginning of the internet when they. first started putting videos and like. those little media players you'd get. with Windows who the [ __ ] would have. ever thought there would only be one. streaming site that anybody cares about. there's a few other ones but they say no. one catch on like Google is like the. search engine but like there's a whole. bunch of other ones but no but Google. also bought out YouTube and I mean they.

it was so smart the way they did it but. yeah like you can't go to no offense to. rumble like when you put the podcast on. Rumble nobody watches it there's no. there's a few shows that have big. audiences on on Rumble like they're. bigger than Rumble yes that's that's. kind of the the dynamic and it is Google. and YouTube which are are one and the. same now it is amazing how they just. became the thing for something that. there's no clear reason why there should. be one thing but nobody is like if you. say something and go is that true and I.

go yeah Bing. It the YouTube thing though it's like. they' they have it so dialed in with. like the recommendations and there's. constant you could go down Rabbit Hole. after Rabbit Hole after rabbit hole and. never find the end and be endlessly. entertained and it encourages you to. keep looking at other stuff keep showing. you other stuff constantly all the power. in the universe is that algorithm now. it's insane how much that like a formula. has this much power and they like if.

they if YouTube decides we're going to. push this person they could make someone. one of the most influential people in. world so the industry has become it's. not even like the industry the industry. has become Tech nerds that are like in. charge of all these algorithms and they. can like who knows how it works who. knows when they just pick and choose and. what they all I know is YouTube thinks I. want to see Ben Shapiro a lot more than. I want to see Ben shap YouTube's like. I'm pretty sure you're going to love. this guy I know how I told you right the. guy's name I asked you about cuz I just. found him yesterday was the Kirk Chark.

Charlie Kirk yeah he's big I watched him. and Ben shapo yell at college kids. that's the video that is such a weird. one that is such a weird one when you. sit down with like young kids that don't. know what the [ __ ] they're talking about. they never been on camera ever and you. give them a microphone it's you know. even even if they're willing to sign the. release the 19-year-olds don't know what. the [ __ ] they're saying well the one. girl one girl one girl was getting. dominated one girl was getting dominated. on the thing and I was going to say that. like she even says it where I do like. even though I'm kind of like lady you.

sound dumb I felt genuinely bad for her. when she goes he gave her like some kind. of smarmy like you know and she just. kind of goes uh she's like well I'm. sorry I'm sorry I'm nervous like I don't. talk on microphone a lot like I think. you do so like I'm so and I was almost. like yeah dude like you're you're like. housing her and when no one she says. something and everyone's around starts. booing she starts kind of like smiling. but it's not a smile of like bringing on. she's doing the smile like I don't know. what to do like she's like scary I've. just been frozen before makes me feel. bad for not only that but then that girl. now is internet famous right so did she.

really understand what she was doing. like did you really understand what the. consequences of that are when you're 19. or whatever age she is also if you're an. adult and. you're arguing with a A Child a. 19-year-old a 20-year-old the the goal. of it it should always be with the tone. of a like well look let me let me give. you something to consider like maybe I. get why you feel that way but like hey. maybe look at it this way it should. never be like I want to have the crowd. go oh yo you destroy it's like what.

doing almost like when you ever see like. a comedian who's like a kid like a like. a 16 or a 15y old kid like every I just. have a hard time ever really enjoying. him cuz I'm going like you have no idea. you've lived absolutely no experiences. you have no like perspective on the. world or anything maybe you understand. how to tell a joke but it's kind of um. yeah oh that's what it does that's one. making someone famous on America's Got. Talent something like that and you're. like what are you do I became friends. with Chappelle when he was 19. I saw Chappelle when he was 19 he's. doing like and he was also Savant though. he was but he also did a thing that was.

really interesting where he would do. outside shows he would just throw a hat. down start doing stand up on the street. no anywhere oh yeah he did in Montreal. he did it right in front of the club. soda we did a show and then Chappelle. goes outside and [ __ ] does stand up. to people in the street and they all. gathered around and he was doing stand. up in the street in Montreal crushing. crushing crushing and this is this was. him at 19. yeah so no he's not all maybe he was a. couple years older by then maybe he 19.

he got his first deal this was this was. 94 I want to say um I did the Montreal. Comedy Festival with him and I met him. in like. 91 somewhere around then so what how old. was Dave in. 1991 that will uh he did a men Robert. tights when he was 19 I believe dude he. it was crazy like he would do this thing. where he would just do standup out to. people he was 19 or 19 depending on he. would just do stand up on the street was.

the craziest thing you'd ever seen man I. would if any if anybody did that now and. put it on video we would all mock them. but he learned how to do it from Charlie. Barnett and Charlie Barnett was like a. famous New York Comic that got on. Saturday Night Live but couldn't read. couldn't read so that's how udie Murphy. got the gig yeah it's wild that's why he. lost the gig cuz he couldn't read the. scripts yeah he was PO he was pretty. popular at Charlie ber he was like in DC. cab right a couple things like he was a. hilarious comic he was popping and then. yeah he couldn't read the Q cards so. they had to hire Eddie Murphy and he I.

think he influenced Dave a lot in that. too that like he saw Charlie doing those. better better learn how to read Dave you. want to make it in this. business that poor guy man because he. super talented supposedly the early. influence of uh Tony Woods Tony Woods. yeah for sure but Tony wood still is. hilarious he's great he's doing the he's. doing the Festival this year right he. was there last year yeah yeah he's. awesome he did my podcast then we went. to the Vulcan and did a show and he. murdered man it was oh he's a killer.

dude really really funny low energy low. energy and levels charismatic though. he's just he just so good at engaging. with the crowd he's he's very good as. some some comedians just have that gift. of like lowering you into their world. like Nate baratti is very like that like. when you watch him you're just like you. slow down and you just kind of like sink. into his I can't kill unless I'm yelling. at the. a screaming at the of my lungs there's. no chance but isn't that.

your that's more of your personality. though isn't true imagine if you were. forced to do Steven Wright's act be like. this is not me but for Steven Wright. it's perfect yep for Sten Wright it's. the [ __ ] best act ever you're very. low energy you're you bring you kind of. bring them into you but it's very and. you sit down which is like uh that's by. Design though because I said I watch. very lazy no I watched Patrice like it's. a it's a complete like mimic of. patrice's things it was watching him go. from standing to sitting and seeing that. the crowd some of the people that took.

him in is very like uh he's like looming. over them and saying these like crazy. things uhhuh like being like turned off. by that to seeing when he was laying. back and letting them come into him he. could say like much more people like. Embrace that they were leaning into him. that makes sense and when you're a big. guy so that's why I felt as a big. presence I was I'm going to say all this. kind of crazy [ __ ] like when I'm over. them it looks like I'm like pointing. down at them instead of letting them. kind like coming to the stage that. actually does make sense that if you and. also they're sitting down too why are.

you standing up well you're not moving. around unless unless you have some. activity in your act if you've got some. activity if you've got some things you. got to act out a when I started in the. black comedy clubs man I was doing a. straight uh Chris Rock Pace non-stop a. lot of direct finger point you know what. I'm talking about this guy know what I'm. saying those are good those juicy old. act up yeah man it's uh it's interesting. now too because like kill Tony's sort of. a similar situation as getting. interviewed by Charlie.

Kirk so these [ __ ] dudes for their. first time ever they do stand up and. it's at Madison Square Garden and. they're just like what the [ __ ] and they. go out there and they just Frozen in the. eyes of 16,000 people and that's going. to be them forever everybody at work's. like look at Mikey bom look at Mikey bom. this [ __ ] idiot thought he was funny. and then the comments all your neighbors. you got him right before me uh uh just. got booed though I couldn't even hear. what he got booed for I just know he. followed a handicapped guy who gave a.

sweet emotional speech about the being. handic capable and then he walked off. and I said the other guy just got out. there and they were like [ __ ] this biped. [ __ ] he I remember he was like um. whatever it is do a sh I kill Tony if. you're goodlook it's just it's held. against you pretty quickly like [ __ ] you. dude where are your burn scars like the. rest of Earth. the audience represents the rest of when. you see someone that's good looking and.

they got a spotlight on them [ __ ] you. it's like a natural ination I think. there's a subconscious thing though I I. think we good-looking people we want to. grease the wheels for a little bit good. looking people have a have it pretty. easy in life in comedy it's just a weird. thing it's just you almost give them a. little bit humor is the weapon of the. not goodlooking person to like counter. out this so you're immediately going. like you're hot you don't have a [ __ ]. personality out [ __ ] even though there. are goodlook people who are hilarious. and have good personalities but.

generally. speaking generally speaking it's not. likely Schumer Schumer had a thing one. time she said I saw on stage at the. seller once and it was about her and her. boyfriend meeting Kate Upton and like. she walked away to go get something to. drink whatever when he came back he was. like his her husband said to Amy was. like she's great man she said the. funniest story like [ __ ] you dude is the. idea of like come on man don't yeah you. you learn to. be people are like dude George Clooney.

that prankster he's the best that guy is. the funniest dude you're like he's fine. at best I'm sure relax it's it's a. personality trait to get laid we we all. learn to be funny when we're kids. because we're not good-looking enough to. get laid without it it's like look I. either got to get funny or do donuts in. the Streets of Philadelphia and it's. easier to get funny I love when really. goodlooking actors tell you who to vote. for. they're my favorite they're my favorite. these are the guys with all the wisdom.

and then they're they're going to tell. you the same they're the same guys told. you to get vaccinated too by the way. well the best same guys the best was. like early in it like in March and April. when they would all take videos from. their mansion and be like we're all in. this. together I would also stay home $30. million in the. bank imagine all you're twirling a a Tom. Collins with your finger on a raft. they look from the future if we go into. apocalyptic times do you think they'll.

look back on like the shutting down of. the country for a year and a half as. like the trigger that made society begin. to collapse I don't think they will. they'll never acknowledge they were. wrong you think but like historians. objective historians you think they'll. look back at this time and be like this. was the fall of Rome dude there's going. to be a lot of books written about this. period in time I think it's the internet. the internet is the the beginning of the. end for everything but is it the. beginning of the end not the internet. didn't the [ __ ] country down for a. year and a half the internet that's way. they share the ideas that quickly yeah.

but it's it's a very specific group of. people who decided that was a good idea. n you wouldn't have had anyone even. fighting back against it if it wasn't. for the internet it would have all just. been the the internet they would have. pulled that off so much easier they. would have scared the [ __ ] out of you. you would never know you would yeah but. if there was this happened in the 1980s. you would never know how many people. died on respirators you would never know. about any of that [ __ ] you would know. about a goddamn thing they didn't want. you to know about that's that's What's. So Scary About media when you hear about. the Spanish Flu you're like like how do.

you know how many people died there was. no internet there was no like there's no. way yeah by the time you got your horse. to the next place with the information. more people have died bro living back. then you you were [ __ ] if you lived in. the city the hygiene was insanely bad. people had [ __ ] in these out houses that. were set up for the block they never dis. they never present that I think that. always when I see watch like Tombstone. stuff and like right Kurt Russell and a. girl went off into the woods to go kiss. I'm like I bet her armpits smell like.

[ __ ] she has gum disease everybody. smelled like [ __ ] you had a [ __ ] in a. hole in the ground they hadn't even. invented toilet paper back then who. knows how they even wi dud you had to be. so horny in the 1600s to just power. through all of that to have sex big. hairy bush it stinks I guess You' just. be like put my chin in your [ __ ] covered. ass cheeks and eat your disgustingly. smelly hairy [ __ ] dogs don't give a. [ __ ] anything smells like and I guess. you just get used to stuff it guess so. it was probably hot dude dude a stinky.

[ __ ] was probably hot in the 1600s by. 1880 horses in New York City deposited 4. million pounds of manure on city streets. every day in dry weather it would turn. to feal dust and choke pedestrians. vacant Lots were filled with the waste. these manura piles manura piles would. rise up to 60 ft high now it's called. Staten Island 60 ft High dude if you. fell from 60 Fe you're dead yeah save me. all that [ __ ] about uh carbon emissions. by the way we're doing great this is way.

better than what it used to be oh my God. you're breathing [ __ ] air Yeah by way. everyone was sick I'll tell you who is. right now nodding their head he goes. yeah that's why I'm the guy who invented. that bag that goes behind the horse's. asses isn't it amazing though that the. invention of the internal combustion. engine and the adoption of cars by. everybody and the abandonment of driving. horses literally stopped there from. being [ __ ] air throughout every city. street [ __ ] air You' never you've never.

been to New York I was born in. nework I've been there it's not it's not. much better smelling in Newark I lived. there in the the 1990s there's was it. bad when you live there. horrible my grandfather to saving up. money to get an apartment when I first. moved to New York I didn't have enough. money for an apartment and my. grandfather lived on North 9th Street in. in New York and he was there from the. blockbusting days so he bought a house. there like in the 1940s or 50s and then.

in the 60s they came by and they said. black people are moving into your. neighborhood sell now and the it was. like a real estate scam and then they. would try to sell the black people and. just like get money out of all these. houses and my grandfather was it was an. Italian Community my grandfather's like. I love black people I don't give a [ __ ]. get out of here this is my house and he. he wasn't moving and so all these your. grandfather's old enough also that he's. like I was the black person 5 minutes. ago what do you mean yeah when he moved. here he came here Straight From Italy. and he told me it was horrific disc like.

the the term [ __ ] I always think it was. funny if you say around him he would get. angry yeah like if someone called. somebody a guinea he would get angry. classic W Behavior am I. right like he was a peaceful guy but he. would just get like that was a terrible. thing that they used to call us when we. were kids but you know that's like. that's not that long ago man no really. crazy all the like basically across the. country even like California but like. all the like areas that you think of as. like the hood it's like Oakland or.

Compton or Newark or Crown Heights or. any of the those are those were all. white areas up until like the 60s and. then like a bunch of black people from. the South came up and then all the white. people. left and they did do these scams they. did do there was like a lot of it was. like pushed by these real estate guys. and they would like purposely [ __ ] up a. neighborhood to make money off of it and. then there was redlining where like they. wouldn't sell to black people outside. certain lines like that was a Baltimore. issue too well my grandmother was funny.

the neighborhood I grew up in like was. Jewish and black and then down the next. neighborhood was was Italian everyone. started it became predominantly Black by. the time I moved up my grandmother till. like two years before she died and was. in a nursing home stayed in that house. and it did not scare the old people at. all it didn't like as it changed around. them it didn't scare there would be. literally people like on her front step. like her neighbors like a bunch of like. teenagers like rapping with a loud. stereo and she would just be like oh.

they're nice at least like they call me. Miss Janette and so whatever my grandma. my grandma was delightfully racist I. mean she didn't give a [ __ ] my Grandma. Rose in your mind the only brown person. at the table had the most racist white. Grand grandmother like openly racist she. didn't give a [ __ ] my aun am to this day. she's a little racist the penalty of. being a Puerto Rican that's racist is. less than the penalty of. Italian I'm half Italian Irish oh okay. yeah yeah and no they would literally I. would be at the dinner table and I.

remember one Thanksgiving my grandma. said to because I was getting picked on. by white kids in the neighborhood. because it was like a white trash. neighborhood and I was only the only. Brown kid and my grandma was like you. know it's not his fault that he's the. he's an n-word oh Jesus Christ she was. right she was right not your fault. choose it it's not my fault yeah that's. what the original Goodwill Hunting was. not you Grandma not you I just go I just. go hug black people in Goodwill hunting. them that's what I call it it's not your. fault it's not my fault it's not your. fault not you Jay don't you do this Jay.

have you guys seen that Matt Walsh movie. am I racist I watched the trailer today. is is it what's it out on it's really. funny heard great things about it it's. it's a top 10 movie in the country right. now yeah I think it's a like what number. is it well the first one was great which. is crazy dude it's got no press no press. reviews on Rotten Tomatoes but customer. reviews is 99% which is why. like no one will review it cuz it's. funny and he's not being sanctimonious.

he's not like talking down to people or. preaching to them he's just showing how. nutty all these [ __ ] people on these. struggle sessions with white people one. was great like I think it's better it's. better than that cuz this one's really. funny what do a woman at certain times. like well the trailer says it's a comedy. yeah it calls it a comedy a com I don't. think the other one like really was. pushed as that but he's do he's a doing. like a right-wing version of one of. those like Sasha Baron Cohen type shows.

he's essentially doing that he's sitting. down with these people and he's. pretending that he is with them and he. wants to know you know how he can do. better number seven number seven in the. [ __ ] country with no press man they. made two and a half million this weekend. do you know how nutty that is to have no. press and have a show take off and. become a top 10 movie in the country. it's pretty wild and no press reviews at. all. this it's an interesting time man it's. interesting and it is like the thing.

that's that was real interesting about. the first one and I think probably is. true about this although I haven't seen. it yet is that even though he's. obviously like a real right-winger it's. not like that's the movie like the movie. isn't even making a right-wing argument. or anything like that it's just like. letting these crazy left wiers showcase. how crazy they are okay you you tell. them like it was nuts he just went up to. these in the first one that I did say he. just went up to these gender experts and. just kept asking them what a woman is.

and they all just collapse into. themselves like the toughest question. the trans woman he asked outside was the. best cuz he like well what is a woman. and she goes I think I want to. go they they've made it they've tried to. boil it down I think I saw somebody do. this the other day to like tried to come. up with a logical explanation it was. something really ridiculous like it's I. although recognizing that there are bi. ological differences a woman is anybody. who tells you they're a.

woman while recognizing by like so this. is like the loophole while recognizing. that Harry probably can't get pregnant. he is now harrietta and and that's just. it that's just it there's no. conversation that can be had here and. and in some countries they're talking. about jailing people was it Scotland. that had something about the a proposal. about literally jailing People for. misgendering People oh yeah that's like. a big discussion always yeah it's Fu but. some but but they were talking about. putting people in a [ __ ] cage like. find out find out where that was was.

that in Scotland that's the thing that. happened in in Canada in Canada a guy. got sent to jail for Mis he wouldn't. agree to call his Like Son a daughter or. vice versa I mean how many people. actually legitimately TR it's like. 0.001% of people are actually TR well. now it's way higher than that with young. people because there's not a real thing. to being anymore I was I was three steps. away from racing my cars and doing. donuts and also three steps away from. becoming trans neighbors they're just. like.

Moonies way join up manic I just wanted. ironically if you were Asian you would. have been better at both things maybe. Poss you would have been a tough sale as. a chick no dude I first all me and Dave. dressed up as checks years ago to make. fun of the guys we [ __ ] podcast we. mocked them we did a sketch dressing up. as them and I looked [ __ ] good I'm. sure you did but there's not a lot of. dudes going to want to climb you I'm. you're inting you're a big lady man. you're a scary lady SC La would jail.

people for misgendering is false and. look at they have elon's. picture why did he get brought into what. is the actual truth what is the actual. truth if I became a woman I already know. what I'm [ __ ] it's way down here. skinny black dudes is misgendering a. crime what does it say you're going to. move according to law professor that. guess according to Adam Tom oh one guy. for I'll trust him misgendering could. only be considered a hate crime if it. was done in a way that a reasonable. person would consider to be threatening. or abusive wait a.

minute that that means yes that doesn't. mean no that doesn't mean it's false. that means you just if if that's how. you're going to write it out that a in. quotes a reasonable person would. consider to be threatening or abusive. who the [ __ ] is reasonable how many how. many people do you know that are. reasonable thre going able to decide. whether or not you should be jailed well. threatening is a little bit more. concrete than abusive abusive is really. vague like what do you mean verbally. abusive if you're a 100 PB man and Lewis.

calls you a man name and you want to be. called the woman's name that could be. threatening right right that could be. threatening I also would have been. threatening the guy to be honest why are. you being a woman headbutt that's a. weird thing misgendering would only be. considered a hate crime if was done okay. what does it say below that according to. Adam Tomkins a law professor and former. conservative MSP asserting that sex is a. biological fact or that it is not. changed just by virtue of the gender by. which someone chooses to identify is not.

and never can be a hate crime under this. legislation okay so he's saying that. like dead naming someone will never be a. crime well no but see even this is in a. kind of a little bit vague way because. he's saying asserting that sex is a. biological fact so if I just say men are. men and women are women that can't be a. crime but can calling an individual like. could be like no you're not a woman. you're a man could that be considered. abusive or whatever it's all the. interpretation like what is that you. know that's a very good point because.

this is just step one right that's what. it seems like to me right right right so. this is not saying no arguing with them. now you're a man it says it's not. changed by virtue of the gender by which. someone chooses to identify is not and. never can be a hate crime. but yeah that is weird because like. asserting that it's a biological fact. but. like what if you're arguing what if. you're saying you're a man is that. harassment now [ __ ] you I'm a woman.

you're a [ __ ] man and if you're. getting in one of those exchanges what's. that then you know I mean like that if I. call somebody an [ __ ] they're not. literally an [ __ ] right so like. technically isn't it all just sort of. like deciding what words have power and. what words don't 100% because if you're. not swearing and this person swearing. back at you that want to be called the. woman [ __ ] you you [ __ ] [ __ ] I. am a woman and you're like no you're not. you're a dude like you're you're like. standing your ground in that situation. that could also be the case what if you. don't threaten them but like if you.

hypothetically like if that if that dude. was like I am a woman and I was like if. you were a woman I'd slap the [ __ ] out. of you right now but you're a man so I'm. afraid you might beat my ass so like I. didn't actually that's a good balance. cuz you're putting yourself in the you. know you're not saying you I'd beat your. ass you're saying I'm going to get. [ __ ] up so that's I don't know you. train what to be that's very well. phrased what's to be said for feeling. how you feel and also just not giving a. [ __ ] do you know what I'm saying like I. feel like I said before I think they. should not give hormones or any kind of. operations.

to children to you know change their. imagine that being a radical idea but. I'm saying but I I don't but also if. they're like they're not making it. illegal they're doing it I'm like well. now I want to see a 5-year-old with tits. like now I want to see it I'm I'm. against it I just want to go they did. well they already did say that let me. see yeah you're not allowed to say that. to say what a five but it's a boy's tits. that's the thing that's weird it's like. that the weird the nipple thing is odd. right didn't New York City didn't they.

free the nipple where you can walk. around with your do you ever see it yeah. once in a while in the park the. parus is there ever a pair that you. really looking forward to seeing rarely. but once in a while in a park you'll see. nice pair of tits in um to what's the um. spring called Barton Springs so it's top. tops are optional there for girls my. goodness I brought my son there dude he. was 10 years old and I just saw him. staring at this girl's tits and it's all. hot chicks it's all like hot awesome. chicks of course they're being free they. do ketamine. yay and I remember James was just.

[ __ ] keyed in on this girl's tits and. I was like hey what are you doing he was. like he's like it's natural dad mom says. the body's natural so Mom says mom says. the [ __ ] is she talking to you about. yeah bro imagine what people like before. they had clothes them just just like. chimps just [ __ ] every chance they. could just trees and [ __ ] imagine before. people figured out clothes how Wild it. was I think we figured him out pretty. early on in the game clothes yeah it was. a leaf you put over your no no it was. millions of years of being subhuman.

hominis what I should what I should say. is I think pretty early in the game of. being humans so like whenever they're. like they trace like the genetic to like. we this is when we consider you like a. modern homo sapian I we came out of the. water our dicks were so small you threw. something on quick I don't know if. that's true I think it was all climate. based I think in Africa like I mean how. much they probably covered their dicks. well some places of the Amazon that are. totally Buck Naked well in Africa they. have to cover their dicks otherwise it's.

dangerous you don't need tie it back. like a hair bun like they didn't need to. stay warm right so I think it was only. when people started moving yeah you. might be right about I think it's a. migration thing because where human life. evolved is the same area where like a. lot of different primates evolved. besides us yeah human beings got to. Europe they got to Europe and they were. all right let's let's cover our dicks. and build some [ __ ]. I know in the Bible they says it was. like you know God gave us embarrassment. at one point or whatever but when did we. really start getting embarrassed it C.

who was the first guy that was like oh. my dick is small I don't want people to. see this I hope we don't find out our. Sebastian's not going to have anything. to talk about aren't you embarrassed I. think is as soon as we started mooving. to places where it was cold and then. when we don't see people's dicks and. [ __ ] all day long like it kind of. changes your behavior and it probably. led to us like saying like listen we. need a city and we need a wall figure. out how to block all these wild. [ __ ] these bar dick. [ __ ] from coming over the hills. that's probably what happened probably.

people got started getting really shy. they covering themselves up with with. animal skins to stay warm but why was it. having a small dick I need to get to the. bottom of this what was the problem with. having a small dick that everyone was. like you need to cover that little dick. up you know well you know the Romans. thought that having a big dick was gross. the big dick was a sign. bar that's why they like had little. dicks and all those giant dudes like the. odds of like if you look at some of. Michelangelo's statues the odds of those. guys not having a massive hog are very.

small that is a dude built like Francis. and ganu you know well and what's funny. is all of those kings and all of those. like important people they they. literally commissioned them to build. them like they were gods and they would. build the statues bigger than the. statues of gods right and you would. think that they would give them a big. fat hog fat hog [ __ ] ham they all. have little tiny dicks because they is. the signature some some person just like. the same people that are tricking people. into thinking your cat can be non-binary.

somebody back then tricked them and. think the big dicks are bad and it's. probably some conniving little dick K. genius some little [ __ ] who. figured out a way he's like oh s there. was a a dick out of here oh look at the. Hog on that guy though what's that one. from he's a Greek god I don't know oh my. God look at his [ __ ] dong look at his. dong and look at all the extra skin he's. got that front of his daong that guy. must be libertarian it looks like a. [ __ ] hawk's face by the way that's. the only one that's uncircumcised of all.

these well once they're hard it pops out. you know look at these animals Jesus. what is that from uh my. bedroom that's what I keep my bracelets. on but look at that one right there the. guy has a tiny dick the one in the no. yeah right there look at that Tiny Dick. I would say average size. Joe everybody yeah but everybody can't. stay [ __ ] boned up while while. theying for the [ __ ] statue Jesus. Christ Joe leave the man alone it's not. a bad dick I think it's Weir that that.

guy was so hard no no that's normal. that's normal walking around H Hitler. and with a giant. [Laughter]. Ro he goes Michelangelo Michelangelo. hate this go back to that this bro I. don't care what your excuse is if. anybody ever gets a picture of you H. Hitler and with a go back to that. picture with a giant hog the one that. you just had with a guy H Hitler and he. was his hand was side down it was. clearing a haer to me bro is it the one. the white one yeah that one right there.

oh click on that bro that's high that's. not the one though walking like an. that's not the one you had that that. one's freakier this one looks like more. modern this guy's playing music to his. dick that last one looked like she was. wearing high heels what was the one you. just had up jamy it is oh that one right. there that one right there to the left. of that to the left right here no no no. in the middle in the middle. one up one row to the right that's it. second bro that guy's H Hitler your arms. upside down that's how it started it.

started like this and then they flipped. it over it's like how you turn over a. punch that was it that was he was. getting ready to give a [ __ ] strong. one look the guy's got a giant heart on. he's very excited he's he's Nazi on the. left side and gay on the right side I. was going to say they really are they. make them sort of flamboy too Jamie go. back to that one and give us a. description what does that mean I think. it's still the same. guy this the guy I think it's a guy with. a big dick Don Lucas some kind of a oh. okay what's his name Greek god of. fertility probably oh that's right let's.

go let go champ he's the only guy with a. big dick in any of that AR there's so. many different versions of him though. sometimes his dick is reasonable yeah. you know really big but reasonable well. different states maybe he just yeah it. looks like sometimes he just he just. [ __ ] sometimes he just got out of the. shower but like the SE one he looked. pretty reasonable right it was a. reasonable dick it was a big dick but. some of them are like hey man come on. come come on I mean there's no way I. just got to an age now where I just go. around the lock [ __ ] Jesus I go around.

the locker room uh completely naked now. for the first time in my life like I. think it's funny the men's locker right. the men's locker room of course men's. women children it doesn't matter is in. there but I think it's so funny to just. be naked amongst men with with my little. dick it's hilarious it makes them. uncomfortable I don't like it at all and. taking a little bouncy dick walk to a. shower nuts my little bird yeah [ __ ] you. guys hear about that uh Canadian guy who. is 50 years old who identified as a. teenage girl he wanted to do a swim meet.

with teenage girls and they were letting. next step I believe there was like an. argument see if it's true if they let. him actually into the locker room I want. to make sure that this is. true like a girl's locker room can you. imagine you you have a a teenager what a. dream it's going to do a swimming event. oh oh this is like attached to a school. 50-year-old trans swimmer shared Locker. room while competing against teens yeah. it's awesome and this is this is how. this is how crazy Canada's got this is.

just like the Moonies they're just like. the chucko like they're in a cult they. don't realize they're in a cult but if. you think this is a good idea to let a. 50-year-old guy who decides to identify. as a woman change in a locker room with. teenage girls cuz he identifies as a. teenage girl you're out of your [ __ ]. mind ladies ladies it's just a bunch of. us GS in here let me let me be clear. that like does this person say they. identify as a teenage girl this was a. plan that I would have drum drummed up. when I was 12 years old I don't think.

that's it was an event that teenage. girls could be a 16 and older uh I think. it's she a locker she's going through a. woman's locker room in general okay 16. and older this person's competing in a. 16 and older so you could be any age. yeah okay so does is there any evidence. this person identifies as a teenage girl. or is that just the internet that sounds. like the internet but I don't know. Google that just in case I would like to. know because that makes it extra crazy. and fun I'd be weird that much it does.

it doesn't make it extra crazy and fun. that people like okay it's the same way. I feel about all the other things we. talked about like the odds of you not. being out of your [ __ ] mind are. really low they're really low super low. and the fact that everyone's like yeah. inclusivity like well also how how did. we get to this Mooney Point there's also. we you should be allowed to say that. some things are weird and crazy czy and. that doesn't necessarily mean you have. to hate them or be against them. comedians are weird and crazy we're all. weird and crazy okay she this is.

apparently that means WIS har was. swimming with young girls because of how. fast or slow a swimmer is not because. she identifies as a young girl but the. competition is presumably separated by. gender so there this issue where wise. heart is competing against females while. being biologically male and also I think. think. intact oh so which is also the weird one. like like you can be a woman but you. don't even have to try that hard no you.

don't have to do sorry turned around. real quick and hit you with my [ __ ] on. your back and you can go back and forth. anytime you want you don't have to. choose I'll call you your name if you. cut your dick off does anybody ever if. you don't cut your dick off I'm not. going to I'm not going to call you or. maybe maybe I will call your name but I. might [ __ ] it up but I think that's okay. either way he's going to. check we'll figure out we'll go from. there it's just so nuts man that just. giving up this pervert pass like allows. because there's real trans people that.

are like this like it's happened for all. eternity there's something wiring you. feel female but there's also crazy. people there's also real perverts and. you give it a pervert a Willy Wonka. golden ticket I've gotten real good I've. gotten real good at calling people uh. the gender they want if they like I. still will [ __ ] it up but I find I'm. pretty good at it if they look like a. girl if it's a guy transs ition to a. girl and they a girl I say I'm pretty. good at all the she but if if I almost. if I [ __ ] it up look at yourself that.

means that you you're not shaving enough. or you haven't done whatever it is to. make me call you cuz I'm pretty good at. calling damn J trans girls girls but. it's also weird thing to get stuck on. because you're just you have to agree to. this thing and you have to agree to it. this thing especially like if you knew. the person as one thing at one point in. time and then they decided to change. their name and gender and you're like. this seems like you need a lot of. attention like what what's going on here. this is strange this is strange and.

you're getting mad if I'm [ __ ] it up and. call you Harry well that's the weirdest. part of all of it is like you can't like. be mad at someone especially if it's an. honest mistake that's why it's. ma'am that's what I'm saying the. internet is such a bad place for it. because it get everyone has such balls. everyone's a keyboard Warrior on the. internet even people that are like you. know you know bleeding heart liberals. and people that are looking to you know. you know they just they find a place to. go and have this voice back in the day. if you were trans and you were like a. man that was dressing up as a woman and.

you wanted to get mad at somebody about. it you had to get in their [ __ ] face. it wasn't going to happen and if you. went to the Village in New York City. they did they did get in your face they. were aggressive back then beat up in the. West Village by a trans chick well. what's the one that's why I loved the. that was the GameStop video right the. one the famous one right was like it's. ma'am stop calling me sir and then it's. it's that's not how m' talk bro GameStop. nerd just going like okay sir like and. she start kicking over PlayStation see.

that's the problem that women are having. is that these men who decide that. they're women are now invent they're. entering into these places that are just. women's only and women's events and. women's things and they're dominating. like men do it was one of the very it. was one of the very few points that uh. I've had like seeing that other side of. it that I didn't for a long time till. kind of recently it's like the the. argument Sports is almost like oh. they're going to dominate and kickass. and you know it's basically a guy. beating up a girl in this fight and all. those things but then it was it was the. scholarship thing I don't know why that.

never dawned on me before it's like no. these girls are like no I was going to. be like the number one recruit out of my. school for sure and then this girl came. in and made my me look like I'm terrible. because she's 6'5 and you know 35 lbs. more than me yeah it's nuts you're. letting people cheat you you literally. there's a reason why Title Nine was. invented it was invented so that women. could be able to compete with other. women and you can't have an exemption. for that just based on feelings because. it's not about feelings it's about. fairness in sports and the only way to.

make it fair is if you're an intact. biological male you have to compete. against intact biological males yeah you. could still call yourself Debbie get on. aisle four Debbie you're you're in lane. four you're competing against Mark and. Steve but that you have a [ __ ] we're not. children R is there no rational sect of. the trans community I don't know if I've. ever heard someone in the trans. Community come out and agree with that. sentiment it's like oh yes no we. shouldn't be oh no no no oh yeah Blair.

white and there's a bunch there's a. bunch of people who are trans who are. like basically come out and say like. look I know I'm not a woman I know I'm a. man yeah we shouldn't be we shouldn't be. around kids we shouldn't be competing in. women's sports there's there's a decent. amount we shouldn't be around kids at. all Blair white goes to these these. events where like trans people and she. she gets like called a Nazi and kicked. out yep because with a huge. [ __ ] that was a.

sculpture no I think she's gone through. the whole thing that's the it's like one. day they're going to be able to. manipulate chromosomes where you're not. going to ever have to worry about that. again they're they're going to be able. to change you to a woman they're going. to actually be able to do it I don't. know if they're going to be able to do. it to us but some somebody's lifetime. from the in the future there's going to. be people that are like you know people. serial divorces they getting married and. divorced he's going to be people to go. back and forth man to woman man to woman. they're just going to be pigs they're. just going to be dirty greedy pigs that.

just want to [ __ ] and get [ __ ] and. just years I [ __ ] myself last week in. saying I was a [ __ ] or like a like a. womanizer goes I goes I was a bit of a. woman in my 20s and then I did my 30s as. a guy yeah some women are going to be. looking for men who've only been men the. whole time [ __ ] that's really weird is. you get teenagers that like they change. and then a few years later they were. like oh yeah it was a phase of course. especially these poor girls that are. getting.

masectomy choice of goth at one point. yeah imagine you had eyeliner tattooed. in your when you were 16 the crazy thing. is you don't let them get tattooed but. you will let them get gender alternating. surgery which is just bananas is that. happening gender affirming excuse me. gender affirming surgery not a lot not a. lot of surgeries uh under 18 there is a. lot and when I say a lot I think. Chic [ __ ] like the. uh there's plenty of girls that are. getting masectomy very young there's.

photographs of them if you're doing that. before you're an adult you don't know. what the [ __ ] you're doing it's insane. it's. insane it's insane it's just nuts people. are agreeing to it just to be kind look. there's also a real debate with. surgeries like that about whether that. should be allowed even after you're an. adult and like I'm not I'm not even say. should be allowed shouldn't steo be. allowed to give fake tits if he wants to. but listen. out of that though yeah he got out of. that he's not doing it even too much for. Ste I think he thought it was dangerous. yeah it was [ __ ] well you also have.

to cut the muscle on a dude I think it. all I'm saying is there's yeah that's. tough you have to go up in there it's. got to pump out yeah I don't think I. think steo made the right call I me it. would have been a great bit but I think. that's the only way it would have stuck. out because I don't think he has enough. tissue in the front to give you like a. traditional regular type boob job all. right I'll do it. he go but my point is like next man up. if you're a grown woman and you're 40. years old you decide to get your boobs.

removed who the [ __ ] am I to say you. shouldn't be able to do that no listen I. kind I look I'm a Libertarian I tend to. agree with you but if there's if there. was a doctor and you asked them to just. like remove my fully functioning left. arm cuz I identify as a right one armed. person or whatever and doctors were like. no I'm not I'm unwilling to like perform. a surgery on you they they do boob jobs. do so many elective surgeries that. there's an elective preventative surgery. that a lot of women do if they think. they have that Gene for breast.

cancer that's a little. different okay steo was supposed to uh. level he said but the person in the. supermarket spoke to steo about the. level of Oppression that the trans. people face in a pretty heartbreaking. way which made him realize wow maybe. it's not all fun in games after this he. fear a stunt would seem like an exercise. in celebrating violence against trans. people and he decided to call it off oh. so that's why he called it off I thought. it was just this is insane I'll tell you. what I have a feeling he was like I. don't want to do this but then you can. really get out of it by doing making a.

nice speech like that's pretty great. that would be a good move cuz otherwise. you're going to ruin your tits forever. and then you'd have to go under another. time to get them removed and then you'd. always have scars in your your tits and. you're 50 someone goes when someone. someone you're afraid to fight say they. going to fight you after school and you. go it just what's the when do we break. the cycle of violence he was going to. dress up and go to a biker rally I guess. that was part of it he get he thought he. would get a crazy reaction out of a. motorcycle riders who were checking me. out before realizing who who he was I. would have considered it to be better.

footage if I was to be beaten up at the. motorcycle rally he said you know what. but the thing is like you could get fake. tits put on You by prosthetic people the. same people that did like the penguin. you see uh what's his name the handsome. fell Colin frell handsome fella right. they made him look disgusting for the. penguin like the they can give you tits. bro you don't have to get them yeah and. it'll look indistinguishable it's the. same [ __ ] stunt Marilyn Manson but. though that's a painting isn't it that. was a PR no but it's also that something.

well look no [ __ ] either do you know. there's people that are doing that. they're just getting castrated because. people want to be nulls they want to be. nothing is that a real thing oh yeah. it's a real thing but isn't that. essentially what someone gets the. surgery is doing well they were trying. to get a hole they they want a [ __ ]. this is just like they become like uh. unied from game Thrones exactly they. want no no [ __ ] no balls nothing how do. you P let's let's go champ little piss. out a little piss hole to keep a little. [ __ ] Band-Aid over it for most of the.

day I don't know put in it but you know. I don't want you to do that but if. you're you're an American I feel like. you should have the freedom do something. stupid you know I'm covered in tattoos. you want to get your dick chopped off. who the [ __ ] am I to tell you you're. never going to hear a thing where. someone goes you cut your dick off best. thing I ever did probably not but some. people just don't want well there was. that like Pain Olympics thing back in. the day the guys would mutilate their. [ __ ] and you're like what I mean you. only got one shot to slice your dick. half like that's it I saw plenty of.

those videos where guys just chop the. head of their dicks off with knives like. it's. insane it's like you you get I mean how. good is that orgasm you get it one time. ever I don't even think they're orgasm. they're soft they not slice into a hard. dick they'd bleed out how good just. spray just [ __ ] spray all right Joe. someing science to the dumb conversation. we're having you imagine what a terrible. time to get your dick chopped off how. good is the. choking break their dicks they have sex. and then their dicks Bend downon.

enthusiastic young lady might get a. little bobbly on the top and let it slip. a little and taint slam you how can they. not tell like Anderson Silva Shin how. can these ladies not tell that they're. at the end of the dick when they're. jumping up so high they're having a good. time Jay they're having a good time but. you know we're walking on I know I know. when we're on the tight RPP when we're. walking that tight RPP the the come ups. are coming up too high on her you're. like hey hang on I've had it happen a. few times where but I mean obviously. nothing no real injury she might have.

been with that high Hitler dude before. you she's used to a little bit of travel. in her suspension she's like no we got. plent of time she wants that Raptor type. travel boom boom she wants some [ __ ]. some lift um you should have that thing. like on the back of your car where it's. like guys we're getting close we're. getting close here just have some sort. of a strapping system you know where you. like like you're spotting her like C her. down okay we got this much travel that's. it don't get crazy so if we're going to. agree to do this you savage trying to.

break my. dick I wish my what a terrible way to. break your dick too I wish my dick was. big enough to. break damn there's a girl out there. right now and go I could break it I'll. break that [ __ ] break I'll break that. cck right in half break that [ __ ]. angry little guys while we have a low. can I talk to you about my new. propulsion. system Jamie the PowerPoint police. ination. please it is so funny coming into this. room and thinking all the things I've.

watched that made such like whether it. be the Cat Williams thing or [ __ ] I. mean that was wild the uh the one I just. said uh Terrence Howard oh Terence. Howard one's very interesting he's a. very very smart guy he just doesn't have. a formal education in this stuff so like. when I had uh Brett Weinstein on the. excuse me Eric Weinstein on the podcast. Eric sort of explained to him the things. that he's getting wrong and explained to. him you got to stop teaching you got to. stop saying you're teaching people this. is very offensive to people like myself.

it's like an actual Super Genius and. he's like I mean but they were talking. about. like crazy equations and he was. explaining the equations to him and he's. like do you understand how to read this. he like having him go over the equation. so it was very interesting so Terrence. is like this super smart guy that's way. smarter than anybody around him but then. the really super smart guys who are. actually super smart guys that are. educated about it they don't engage with. them and so so Eric was like let me just. talk to this dude I think he's one of us. he's just gone astray just a brilliant. guy who hasn't actually gotten the.

correct education and this stuff well I. used I like when he was doing he goes. well then Joe you have to understand. because the um the um. Fontes that it was words that I don't. think they were things maybe they were I. think some of them were things but. others they're things that he invented. like he he need whatever you want yeah. what is the the this the invention of. the flying. what does he call them again when all. those little components move together. and it creates like he's got this um God.

why at the tip of my tongue Lynch pin so. this thing that he created it's like. these they're like geometric shapes and. they fit into each other and each one of. them has a fan in the circle of it and. through this thing as a drone it can. move like in any direction it's this. very bizar and Weinstein was looking at. it like this this is a very legit. invention like you came up with this. crazy like see see if you can find the. videos of it and so it's it's also you.

could add more to it it's not like a one. single shape so they Connect into each. other and you can keep adding more and. more to it and give it more power and. more manuverability what's the utility. for it it's drones it's like you could. you could have a drone that moves. concrete bars I mean concrete blocks you. could you could have a a drone that. moves railroad ties and they could. flying through the air it's scalable so. this is the small version of it in. operation and it's all all those things. that you see those little geometric.

patterns they're all individuals. individuals and you can keep piling them. on top of that and connect it and you. can make them larger and smaller it's a. it's a fascinating idea and this is the. dud who is in Iron Man [ __ ] Hustle. and Flow like he just came up with this. and he's got like some crazy amount of. patents man the dude has like what is it. 90s something patents he has something. crazy but this is all like his invention.

formal education very not to the level. of like an uh an Eric Weinstein which is. really all these people that are. actually working on stuff generally they. have you know depending on what the. discipline is they have a long. education in traditional universities. and he's kind of like a selftaught. genius nah no dude he is man he he's. he's crazy smart he's just he's not like.

he's got to hang out with more people. like him you know what I mean like is. too smart for anybody he knows this this. is what he needs more Eric wi they Dave. Smith a few years. [Music]. ago well I was on uh the episode after. the first time you had him on and the. episode with him was just insane I me it. was like the biggest thing on the. internet and uh almost 100% of the. comments on my episode the next one were. we want more Terrence Howard enough of.

this system you piece of [ __ ] fun man. he's fun Dave Dave can you invent an. Uber to get into and get the [ __ ] out of. here I did it doesn't go to the right. address but I did invent an Uber yeah. it's um it's fun those things are fun. yeah it's fun to to hear people like. come up with these wacky theories and. like his but he has some great ideas man. and one of them is the idea that all the. planets are coming from like stuff. that's jettisoned off the sun like his.

theory about the creation of solar. systems is very bizarre and it's really. interesting he thinks that a planet gets. to a certain distance after a certain. amount of time from the Sun where it can. develop life and then that life evolves. as quickly as it can because it's going. to eventually over the next 100 million. 200 million years it's going to be. further and further and further out the. space and it's not going to be habitable. anymore so you're going to have to. figure out a way to make your own. environment or you're going to perish. and every planet goes to a transitionary.

period it's called peopling when a. planet gets to a certain distance these. hominids start figuring out things and. figuring out tools and engines and. civilization and Agriculture and then. electronics and then they have to get to. a point where they realize like this. planet keeps moving away from the sun we. are [ __ ] we have to figure out. artificial environments we have to. figure out Interstellar travel we have. to figure out how to [ __ ] Planet. populate other worlds so that's where. we're at right now we're we're like a. 100,000 years away from it being a. problem this is brought To Us by teren.

[ __ ] yeah but his theory about. planets is fascinating because nobody. really knows why planets are formed how. the you know there's a distance from the. Sun you could figure there's a thing. called bodess law you can figure out. roughly by the size of one planet when. another planet's going to exist and. that's where they look his voice is too. cool to be a nerd that's why I think the. problem the disconnect I have is he's. like come on Joe it's simple. nitrogen makes everything he does that. thing where especially cuz most of us. aren't people who even think about this.

stuff so then when he's saying it like. when he was saying the whole thing when. he was on with you about how the. periodic table shouldn't be squares it. should be Circle and he had like a. really good argument for and I remember. just being like that does sound really. impressive well that's what the thing is. then like when you see someone like Eric. Weinstein go like oh yeah he's got a. good point about this you're like wait. seriously he's nailing it all right. geni man Terence Howard is [ __ ]. genius he's just sometimes guys are too. smart for everybody around them and they. just get off on the wrong track yeah and.

if you're used to being the smartest guy. in the room and then all of a sudden. you're talking to a guy who's like. spooky smart it's you know it's a little. unsettling it's like you know a guy who. tells you he's a comic you know he's. telling everybody he's a comic hey Mike. is a comic Mike who works down the and. then you meet Mike and you're like how. long you been doing comedy well I've. done a couple Open Mic nights like oh. okay okay you're not really a comic. right right never you're not making a. living like you're not act you're not. getting paid well I don't have any money. for Terrence Howard and his projects I. gave it all to Eddie Winslow from Family.

Matters to clean up the ocean machine. he's. building there is a kid that's cleaning. up the ocean uh what's that kid's name. buyant slot you ever seen that machine. he's his name is buyant buyant oh I was. that's funny that's so on the nose his. is Wave Runner John I never even thought. of that you said it that's hilarious I. haven't even had him on the show bo boy. and slot he was like 19 when he invented. this he invented this gigantic skimmer. that's been scooping stuff off the ocean. and then they they turn the plastic into.

like sunglasses and [ __ ] which will. eventually find their way back in the. ocean sure that's out for a little bit. they Mak they make stuff which will find. their way to lands that that's really. CRA dude 19 super [ __ ] smart like. spooky smart kid just said this is what. I want to dedicate my life to so if you. get a video of how they do it it's. pretty wild but um they've already. cleaned up a significant amount and they. they have this proposal to make and. scale the thing up and make it huge and. they think they can clean up the whole. Garbage Patch within the next decade or.

so it's incredible it's nuts but it's. nuts that the [ __ ] thing existed and. plastic has only been around for like. how long a hundred years yeah and we. already have a Texas siiz chunk of it. sitting in the middle of the [ __ ]. ocean yeah people are great the best I. know people also make things that young. and get this kind of thing I feel like. they're late later in life last Shadows. when ends up being crazy oh yeah it's. going to be all Co hookers yeah they. gave up all their fun stuff so then it. just just too wild afterwards right he's. going to get all that Eco [ __ ] too oh.

yeah yeah you once you shave those. [ __ ] down there's usually something. hot under there it's usually the kind of. gals that are willing to throw paint on. uh. statues and glue themselves to the floor. you know no more oil so this just all. sitting in the ocean yeah so he Scoops. all this stuff out with each run of this. and this is just you know one Hall and. they just continue to do this and then. they crane it and pack it and and turn. it into uh different objects and stuff. and you could buy that stuff that's fun.

it's a good thing I mean situ either. that goes great and he becomes a like a. a cokehead uh partyer a little bit later. or he's something you know he dies like. a whale ate him like while he was. helping clean up the thing I was. watching this thing on Singapore and how. well Singapore recycles it's incredible. Singapore takes all of their garbage. they pick it up like mult multiple times. they have this insane facility where. they sort it out they find out what's. plastic what's this what's that they.

they use the plastic and they figure out. some way to use it to to to make power. to generate power by burning it and they. have this insane filtration system that. stops IT from polluting the air and then. they take it and they grind a lot of. this stuff down and they use it to make. roads with it and they like recycle. everything isn't that isn't our. recycling [ __ ] I remember reading. that Rec pisses me off every time I put. stuff into my recycling it makes me so. angry cuz I I read like 10% of it gets. actually recycled yeah we thought we.

were good people we're just getting. scammed getting scammed to BU a [ __ ]. blue. dumpster what is the point of it though. what what is the whole scam I don't. understand why just it's too expensive. to to. convert rich guy sitting on a bunch of. blue garbage cans see if you can find. something on how Singapore does it I. know I saved it if you want me to find. you're saying they do a good job. incredible they [ __ ] recycle. everything they they have like this. insanely efficient way of taking the.

plastic and reutilizing it and using it. to like fill streets and and pave roads. and build things and they they're using. all of it whereas we're we're just. [ __ ] sticking it in the ground. somebody else will figure it out we. cover it up with dirt Singapore looks. like it's made of. Legos it's just plastic everywhere it's. pretty nuts man no it's pretty they also. yeah that's. [Music]. right yeah human beings are [ __ ]. weird we are weird do you remember how.

much you used to litter back in the day. in the 90s dude I would [ __ ] anytime. I had like a a Coca-Cola cup I'd just. throw it right up the window I give a. [ __ ] full bag full bags of trash on the. highway side so it used to be a big. problem so they used to have a big trash. problem apparently and that's what led. them to this insane like super efficient. ient version of recycling and super. thorough pretty interesting [ __ ] man. waste generated oh we're we're making a. lot of waste yeah we make plenty of way.

son that's what America does. [ __ ] if you don't like it you. can move to China yeah P [ __ ] yeah so. they take it and they burn it and that. burning it is what powers electricity. it's like it's really insanely efficient. and then again they they use it for all. kinds of stuff but the point is they. utilize all the trash and that's what. we're supposed to be doing but there's a. bunch of Knuckleheads the same. Knuckleheads that are in charge of the. homeless and the homelessness just keeps. growing and they need more we need more. funds to deal with this issue that we.

can't deal with it's the same [ __ ]. thing if we if you had private companies. that were incentivized to collect all. the plastic and that they could take. that plastic and use it for all kinds of. things and and that's right yeah all you. got to do is set up the incentives and. human beings figure it out all you got. to do is go uh if you solve this problem. you can become a billionaire and then. some genius will figure it out to become. a billionaire isn't that interesting. we're not willing to give the private. sector access to garbage so much so much.

that we'll let them pretend they're. Recycling and just stick stff in the. ground that's plastic because it's not. cost effective to turn it into things. can sanitation be one of the last Mafia. run businesses well it's run by a. section of the government right but it's. like if you were competing against. Singapore you would lose. okay if like one city was run by. Singapore like Chicago was run by. Singapore but Detroit was run by people. who do it right now and you had to.

figure out what which way is better for. the city which way looks better which. way is more efficient which way actually. like creates less overall waste because. you just recycle it and reuse it and it. actually works as an asset and a. commodity wouldn't that be better like. if somebody could do it you could do it. but the problem is there's no [ __ ]. incentive so much infrastructure within. all of these like it's just been however. many years that we've been having this. system of of Sanitation that it's like.

to try to change that in any sort of. like abrupt way is like insane what do. you even do I remember there was a. landfill near my house we would go like. we would like ride our bikes down to the. train tracks and find the landfill and. it was just piles and piles and piles of. garbage it's basically the modern. version of what it was like to live in a. city with horses [ __ ] in the streets. yeah it's like a mild version of it well. it wasn't like much thought put into. like the down the road time now it's. just weird not only that it gets into. the water you know when you just dump a. bunch of [ __ ] on the ground like that. you you know you're allowed to have a. place where you just fill it in what how.

what about the water that's running. under that like what happens there. liquid death. yeah metal water death. water yeah there's like so much [ __ ]. up in how we do things and and not not. course correcting but I mean is it so. with the recycling thing is it just. designed to fine us for not Recycling. and create more Revenue stre I think. initially they had this idea that that's. what they were going to do that they. were going to recycle things and they do. recycle bottles and they do recycle cans.

because it's cost effective the problem. with plastic it's not cost effective to. recycle so 90% of it or something in the. range of that gets thrown in the ground. they just put it in the dirt which is. the [ __ ] worst like why are you. making me separate garbage if you just. get can I just put plas can we just. admit and I'll just put plastic bottles. in the garbage now cuz that's what I've. been doing I kind of gave up I gave up. on your little [ __ ] charade I'm not. going to be a part of this if I know. you're not doing it well there is I see. like there's like a rule follow for a. while like people it's so funny to I.

just kind of see the results but I don't. know what the actual fight is like. sometimes in New York there's plastic. bags everywhere and then one time. they'll tell you goes no they're. completely illegal now plastic and. then there is. plastic in New York well during the. pandemic they they kind of because it. was they made that law Maybe 6 months. before the pandemic and they were like. no more plastic bags only paper and then. the pandemic hit and they were like all. right we need to figure out priorities. here and then they started using plastic.

bags again but in New Jersey you have to. when I go to shop right I have to pay. for new reusable bags every time they no. longer give even paper I gotch those I'm. never going to recycle they're good for. lighting fires the paper ones want to. start a little fire your fire crumple up. some of them paper bags stick it under. there it is like at the airport they'll. do that with the big paper bags and they. charge you for the for the paper bags. it's stuff like like bags were always. free do you know I existed for 30 years.

on this planet of bags I think it just. makes you think about it like every time. one out of every hundred people remember. to bring their own shopping bags what. type of [ __ ] nerd shopping bags own. shopping bags. [ __ ] paper bags are good man I said. to my girlfriend brch to the store when. she's been like oh let's go and well. wait I'm going to run back to the. apartment I forgot to get the uh the. bags like we're going to buy a new I'm. not. walking bags you know what the biggest. scam going is the paper bag industry.

because they should all be hemp paper. bags if they were all hemp paper bags. they would be a hundred times better. they'd be so much stronger you wouldn't. have to chop down a tree to do it you. chop down a stock of a plant that. doesn't even make weed you know they. they have them where they don't there's. no THC in them at all and you make. gigantic [ __ ] chunks of this paper. that's almost indestructible it's so. different you can barely tear it is it. cheaper no sure it would be cheaper if.

you had the infrastructure because you. could re like say if you have an acre of. trees and you chop them down it's going. to be [ __ ] years before you can chop. down the new ones that you plant. afterwards it takes forever for them to. grow but hemp you can redo it every. [ __ ] few months that [ __ ] grows like. a weed wasn't it a big part of uh why. like weed was made illegal cuz they. didn't want the the competition from. hemp or something like that 100% 100% it. was William Rand off first right he was. the Reefer Madness guy along with Harry. anslinger they demonized it as a.

commodity if we if we had like true. freedom in terms of like use the best. plants to do stuff that would be one of. the number one forget about the weed. argument the number one thing is hemp. it's so much better paper it's it's it's. like it's really strong like in a weird. way like if you have a piece of hemp. paper you're like what the [ __ ] man but. hemp's legal now right everywhere just. paper clothing it was it's been. suppressed for so [ __ ] long that the. infrastructure is not really available. to compete with like regular paper or to.

compete with I mean they're making hemp. clothes it's sort of an odity that was. always like a hemp thing like if you. could find like even har Woody Haron was. real big on hemp for a long time it's. way better there's a a company called. datsusara they make hemp gese they're. the best GES man they don't rip cotton. gese rip they rip all these are like. indestructible the only thing that gives. out on them is this the threads give out. I feel like you don't want to get caught. in a hemp gee choke though I'd much. rather just like a regular ghee than a.

hemp ghee like dude I forgot to test the. only GES that rip are old ones man. regular regular ghee will [ __ ] you up I. read a thing uh about uh spider silk. earlier today as we're talking about. like materials apparently spider silk is. like one of the most strong like if they. actually they make they make actual. clothing and like garments out of it and. it's like I believe that cuz you get. caught in one of one string of it and. it's like on you for five minutes can't. get it off you e e. imagine as thick as like a power line.

it's one fif as thick as a human hair or. one/ tenth as thick as a human hair and. they they there was The A Team of guys. who spent five years like I I don't know. milking spiders but they were like. using they were getting the silk out of. these spiders and they made this like. big [ __ ] gown with it and it was I. don't know one you know there's a thing. they're trying to do okay they're saying. The Human Side silk is used to make. bulletproof clothing there's a thing. they're trying to do now though where. they're trying to make human skin and.

you know how they can kind of splice. genetics together they want to make. human skin that is made with this Gene. for this spider silk so that see if you. can find that so they're trying this how. you end up in a superhero movie Man. literally. develop remember he SP me this right now. it's theoretical but if you think about. what they're going to be able to do. medically just in the next decade or two. especially with the AI stuff that's. coming that's a scary [ __ ] it's a scary. [ __ ] as soon as they start integrating.

humans with that stuff they're going to. come up with all sorts of solutions to. all sorts of problems and one of them is. going to be non Bulletproof Skin like. instead of stopping crime we're going to. just like make everybody mandatory just. so you get vaccinated everybody's going. to have to get Bulletproof Skin so we. don't have to worry about gun violence. anymore doesn't work anymore we're just. shooting each other in the head like. Wolverine we're going to evolve through. technology we can't afford bulletproof. we're going to all look like turtles. we're Ninja Turtles in the future we're.

all going to be like covered with. armor and it'll be just Wild Kingdom out. there in the streets every day is a. [ __ ] Street takeover Philadelphia. Philadelphia street takeover maybe. that's how we get out of this you know. like humans had to figure out a OPP. posable thumbs to be able to throw. Spears maybe we maybe at one point in. time we have to just grow armor we're. not going to fix this problem of. violence it would be pretty. badass just have you especially if. you're the first human with it like if. you get to be the first one who's got. armor but like for real how the [ __ ] did.

a turtle become a turtle how long did. that take and what the [ __ ] gu I think. it was a a rat found him in the. sewers him in karate let's see I won him. at a carnival but think of all the. animals that are so vulnerable and this. one [ __ ] goes you know what I. got an idea and somehow or another over. the course of who knows how many [ __ ]. million years it becomes a goddamn. turtle and it's such a good design that. it has changed of uh like alligators and. crocodiles just [ __ ] smashing through.

Turtles just like like a cookie. saltwater crocs crushing them up like. they're nothing oh really oh it's so. disgust it's brutal yeah see if you can. find a video that I've so the. Bulletproof Skin was a story from 2012. it was an project with an artist I don't. know that they were actually ever trying. to do this that's a [ __ ] CIA cover I. couldn't find I couldn't find anything. new they're going to cover Jason Bourne. with Bulletproof Skin first and they're. going to say Jesus Christ that's Jason. Bourne with Bulletproof. Skin for this project oh genas Khan.

wanted it of course he wanted it the uh. legendary Emperor said to have issued. his Horsemen with silk vests as an arrow. hitting silk does not break it but ends. up embedded in the flesh wrapped in silk. interesting wow so the silk was so. strong that the arrows would just go. into your skin through this and you. wouldn't get hit it's like a kevla so. you you would you'd still get [ __ ] up. but you wouldn't get full penetration it. wouldn't. penetrate.

wow. silk I'm buy you a silk shirt and shoot. you with an arrow that's crazy those. arrows. sucked those broadheads sucked yeah Joe. Rogan could [ __ ] shoot somebody with. a a silk shirt on you could not do that. today yeah there's a different I don't. know what kind of silk they had but a. modern day Broadhead those are things. are horrifying well I don't understand. it but it can't just be like a silk. t-shirt they had to have some type of. thick silk even for arrows back then was. it yeah it must have been really thick.

cuz they were powerful bows too. especially the Mongols the Mongols had. these insane bows that took like 160. pounds to draw back and they were famous. for like when they looked at their. skeletons their their bones the one side. of their body was like deformed because. they were pulling like with the right. arm their whole life their whole spine. and everything is they have like giant. bones and their shoulders and arms like. their whole body developed to pull this. [ __ ] insane bow back so that kind of. a bow has crazy power behind it with.

this [ __ ] homemade arrow and these. [ __ ] whatever kind of heads they were. using suck to put all that effort into. pulling the bow and then silk takes it. out like I did that for nothing I got. beat by Silk I wonder if it would work. with their bows I wonder if that was. just for the enemy's bows because the. Mongols were they were so Advanced. militarily which is really bizarre that. there like one dude's group who likes to. live in tents decide to literally take. over the [ __ ] world and would have.

done it got pretty close yeah they. killed 10% of the people on the [ __ ]. planet during his lifetime all people. like that always have weird facial hair. there is however little historical basis. to this what is it the silk shirt claim. oh okay you like the. CLA hey Jamie can you stop making us. look like [ __ ] at every chance tells. me I was wrong from front to back there. is however little historical basis no. primary source can be found containing. the statement the earliest mention of it. in relation to the Mongols comes from.

Michael pin's 1934 dingis Khan de storm. ien proud in did I get that right eager. to give Mongols every technological Edge. over their foes appears to have assumed. the Mongols as a Warrior Race would only. have worn silk for military purposes and. but is there any historical depictions. of silk stopping arrows see if you could. find that uh when I was maybe the. Mongols didn't do it maybe it was like a.

theory this the AI from Google says that. they weree silk underclothes to help. prevent blood loss from arrows and that. they had armor that was sewn together. with silk but there was some sort of. plates that. makes under the beinged by God just like. the the samurai outfits they have plates. they have the mesh under the plat so. they can move. around we have one of those Samurai. outfits out there it's a real one from. the 1800s really it's freaky it's freaky. to think these dudes how to use this. time machine to go get it you can buy.

them took a long time on it actually got. for me as a gift takes a you have to. it's like a pain in the ass to get it. over here I'd imagine that's a tough. thing to buy yeah it's a weird thing. Museum we talked about doing um so they. do these like medieval fights like it's. almost like MMA and like midal gear yeah. and we talked about doing it at. skankfest but to ship the armor to Vegas. from wherever they were it would be so. expensive we'd have to it it would be it. would make more sense to drive it out in. a van just like with a team of people. you've seen those Russian videos where. those guys beat the [ __ ] out of each.

other with swords dude don't do that Lou. I can't believe I have to tell you don't. don't do that please don't armor dude. yeah and I got a sword bro you're going. to get hit in this head with a sword. you're going to forget all your jokes no. it's all right I got it's not fresh I. got imagine bunch of Sword ways no I got. him a I got him a spider silk hat he's. fine even if you have have that helmet. on imagine how much I [ __ ] sword. weighs and it's hit you in the head well. the armor is like 120 lb 130 lb how much. would you need around your head to let.

someone hit you in the head with a sword. I need a lot more than that son yeah. more than that a lot more than that oh. that would be fun though bro you get a. shield to the head you're getting CT. [ __ ] e you can pretend that. you're protected you are not protected. from that rattle son L do you still. remember your jokes look at the DSE in. that guy's helmet where he's got hit in. the head with a [ __ ] sword and M one. medieval that's [ __ ] rules and. they're doing it live for what I would. describe as not that many people yeah 45. people in the ground I know but if I. went to this I would go home and I go I.

can't believe there's only 45 people in. this thing this is the coolest thing. I've ever seen have a giant turkey leg. and a giant goblet guys they got. everything R say fair they got the dark. game where you can win the animal bro. this is CRA I'm going back look at this. he's on top of beating him with his. shield oh my God this is a weapon he's. beating him with his weapon go that. night that's insane man that Knight had. really good top. control bro that guy got [ __ ] [ __ ] up. that are you okay.

ye that kind of weight dropping down on. your head with that big ass [ __ ]. shield and look this virgin he's going. to take his helmet off hello hi guys. thank you everybody you also have to. take pleas performing for you you got to. take into account the weight of all that. armor on his arm and how much more. that's driving down the the impact of it. right just coming down yeah all that. weight cuz it's all covered in steel and. then he has his big ass [ __ ] shield. and steel gloves on and he's coming down. on your head with that over and over and. over again think dangerous than MMA yeah.

yeah yeah man that guy got might got a. real [ __ ] up like a different kind of. like a crack skull type [ __ ] up they. fed him to a dragon afterwards I mean. that could kill that like seems like. that could kill somebody like that that. doesn't seem like even with armor on I. don't believe that you can be okay from. getting hit like that in the head well. also all the [ __ ] from like uh from the. NFL is like like the helmet doesn't. really matter cuz if you're when it's. cracking against your head and you're. rattling around how good could that. helmet be where you would let a dude.

with a shield and an iron [ __ ] sleeve. on slam down on your head over and over. and over again that could crack your. skull I with you slap box with an MMA. person yeah dude bro that's there's no. way that's good I would do that over. power slap any day of the week oh yeah. would you oh my God oh my God look at. these guys have [ __ ] axes this one. this is I this is so insane this is so. [ __ ] insane let's me and you fight. with.

Spears I got to run to the bathroom. don't don't do this you two and I do. want to watch a full pay-per-view of. this now it does look great this does. roll here's the thing if you allow these. guys to have no armor dudes would sign. up if you decided you're going to have a. full sword fight version of this with no. armor guys would show up with a [ __ ]. bikini on on ready to slice you up if we. decided one day if some crazy country. some [ __ ] warlord dictator type dude. decided to have actual sword fights with.

no armor on dudes would do it there's. there's enough psychotic men out there. that jump into something sure there was. back in the day there was um we used to. watch Felony Fights dude oh yeah and. those guys would have they would give. the two guys nunchucks like just beat. the [ __ ] out of each other on a parking. lot and just two [ __ ] Mexican guys. whing on each other I remember this. Mexican [ __ ] this white dude up and he. he was a good boxer and he cracked him. and knocked him out and then when he got. him on the ground he kept dropping knees. on his unconscious he was like yeah was.

breathing like crazy it was really. horrible it was. horrible like sound like seizing up and. [ __ ] I was l in a Howard Stern the other. day it was an old one where they were. talk the people that were good old days. yeah the people that were uh trying to. get. on uh like the the oneway trip to Mars. they were going to try to do it was from. the years like 2012 and they said it. wasn't going to go until 2020 something. which I don't think it ever end up. happening but like like there was they. said it was thousands of people uh were. trying to get on that mission one way.

trip to Dian Mars yeah thousands oh to. die yeah that I said it it had to be. Whitted down by the way it's being. whittel down to like 16 people it was. not a lot of people but they was like oh. yeah you had to go through and it's like. how many doctors and all it's pretty. crazy like how much people are willing. to do some [ __ ] nutty people bro there's. a lot of people out there that want to. end it like this n they said for sure. you they said well not for sure but they. said odds are you definitely will never. make it to Mars uh and if you get there. it'll it's like it's everything just.

kind of like you're probably going to. die in root it takes you're always going. to have people that want to sign up for. that kind of stuff yeah just like. whatever the thing is there's like. remember back in the day there was a big. thing in uh New York in the 90s there. were bug Chasers it was like a sect of. the gay community that was trying to get. AIDS oh yeah yeah absolutely there's a. there's a great uh series on Netflix. right now called The Terror and it's. about these guys that try to cross the. ice paths in like the 1800s and they. never they never make it SP spoiler.

alert it gets [ __ ] dark dude it gets. dark these dudes just got stranded on a. boat with other guys and of course they. started eating each other the real story. it's based on a real story these these. gentlemen actually did do this and they. didn't find their body they didn't find. anything till like years and years later. they went and they they found clear. evidence of like people getting cut up. what was the time period. 1800s they just thought they were slick. and they're going to make it across and. it was a particularly cold winter and. the The Ice never Tha in that area and.

they just got stuck there they just got. stuck and then the ice developed all. around them and they were there for. years I mean that like that's like a. thing of survival which I understand but. you see people that go to like um what's. the big fish concert and start eting. other there was new. snacks what's the what's the mountain uh. like the tallest one the hardest one. you see those videos of like the bodies. that are like the bodies are now markers. like you get to a certain name a guy. like Jim it's like that's Jim he is when. you're at however many feet high yeah.

and there's no way to get their bodies. back down so they just are stay there. Frozen you have to leave them there no. one no can no one can retrieve him and. stay alive it's too dangerous that's. wild it's [ __ ] nuts man you could. find like the one of the first guys that. ever died up there they he like his it's. all white it looks like a statue and. he's face down face down on the rock. Frozen and they don't touch the uh see. if you can find the image the image is I. mean somebody must haunting because. person who can climb it who can like uh. no no I'm saying one person that can.

climb it that can like that's done like. something shitty to the stuff up there. yeah Ki the head off yeah you know when. you were kids you take like the reindeer. on people's Lawns and put them in. different positions look at this these. guy this guy's dead but there's one. where that one in the lower left hand. corner Jamie lower left hand corner that. one that's the one look at that wow br. bro imagine walking past that and go. yeah that guy's a. [ __ ] I'm going to [ __ ] make it up. there and I'm going to come back down. I'm going to jerk off on his back that's.

his. skin with a [ __ ] Chicago Bulls hat on. so he's completely Frozen yeah he's. Frozen he's dead forever he's been dead. for a long time look that guy's got old. ass clothes on that have been just. slowly worn Away by time yeah it's. amazing look at his regular picture from. the 70s but this what happens like. people die like you'll be in a group. group and somebody dies and you go well. guys we have to leave him and you're. like you're like what that's my that you. have to leave them while they're dying. or you could die yeah like you can't. help them you have to just go and.

they're just going to die a slow death. look at these guys got trapped I can't. believe how many people agree to like do. like death sentences but like then there. something like the submersible thing. that was just like everyone was like. cheersing champagne like this is the. best and then just ends immediately oh. they saved that guy look how he got. trapped oh my God imagine getting. trapped like that and that's it you just. slowly die like wishing wishing you. could just get shot in the head and not. have to slowly die that's so insane it's. all so insane and it's just to get to. the top to say you got there I mean is.

it how exhilarating it has to be so I. bet it's not that great well it's. probably you realize you could do. something very difficult which a lot of. people have a desire to do and it's also. a bragging right for a lot of [ __ ]. a lot lot of [ __ ] I want to tell. you I've been in Nepal I went up to. Everest I really helped the community. a lot of people that just do it for. Street an acoustic guitar song up there. it's pretty gay some people they just. want to [ __ ] challenge themselves. though in some insane way where they. might die I think it's when you don't. have kids all any of those things like.

skydiving all I never I always wanted to. skydive and I'm terrified of heights but. as soon as I had a kid I was like I'm. not jumping out plan the same I'm the. same yeah unnecessary risk and I said. now as my daughter's older too like. having that thing where it's like now. she'd have to be like what happened to. your dad like Sho didn't open yeah. exactly motorcycle like uh he turned it. was raining and he turned on his. motorcycle a little too fast oh I I was. going to get a motorcycle license I was. I sitting in traffic and I just watching. cars or motorcycle zip between me and I. was like dude I got to get a motorcycle.

and it was maybe the fifth time that I. crashed my car in 2022 that I was like. this is going to be the death of me lwis. had a moment where he was like I don't. think I should do armored fighting or. get a motorcycle maybe neither of these. are good ideas I have I have to trust. you cuz I have to pee so keep chatting. among your don't [ __ ] up my show me in. trouble it's no leaving the number one. show in the the number one show in the. world being left in the hands of the. Legion of skanks what could possibly go. wrong let's take calls Jamie open the. phone lines what if it just turns out.

there's been phone lines the entire time. just people have been waiting to get. on three says you got some new ideas for. the show it's all but it's all way. behind it's all a guy who's like I want. to say something to Brian Redban this is. you're years late sir yes I've been on. hold for 17 years. this is going well guys what do you guys. think think he's going pretty well so. far does he like us and when I say us I. mean you to I think this Joe fell has a. future in broadcasting oh yeah he's. doing all right he's doing all right.

I'll give him some notes but um man I'll. tell you what though. his his like on air stuff his aont to. the table is very different than ours. cooler than ours we just have a racist. bear we have a RAC I feel I like to. think we're getting there yeah we are. but no one's ever made his art out of. drums drums or stuff like that yeah this. all really cool stuff this is an actual. dinosaur. head it's a real skull yeah he was like. dud this is actually an a real UFO we.

actually went to Mars and found a. miniature UFO oh isn't this like a. tyrannosaurus wind pipe or something I. don't even think I'm wrong about that I. think it's something like that Jamie is. that what we're looking at there might. be a walrus dick up there somewhere it. does kind of look like a walrus dick now. that you mentioned it that was pulled. out of uh the permafrost in Alaska this. was yeah see how it's like shaved there. saw in there that was the no one knows. why it's all flat like that. that's dude if I steal the thing from. the Perma Frost everybody take a little.

thing Dave take a commemorative coin I'm. going to take dice's. cigarette no I don't need to steal. anything I'll be back maybe we should. leave something [ __ ] yeah. Dave Dave we really dumb you down for. the show huh oh we're having fun my life. I don't think so Jamie was telling us. about this the unfrozen W stick or. something. yeah it's um a. bone that's not oh no it's not we. actually have a wers what is it what. kind of bone is it what kind of bone is. it the the W dick bone the W dick bone.

where is that is that in the other. Studio could be if it's not up there. it's in the other one we had a wal stick. is it not very big it's very [ __ ]. huge it's giant this big the wal sticks. actually have bones yeah they what is it. called the boscus what is it called. something like that dude is that isn't. that a nose isn't it prascus a nose slow. down this podcast question it's called a. baculum it's bone that's it that's what. they look like they're Giant and that's. an actual wall versus [ __ ] yeah that's.

why they're always hailing. Hitler big faty yeah they it's actually. a bone because nature doesn't have time. for your heart on you get a bone with us. it's like too complicated raised kids. like you got to be really into this I. want you to be like in the mood fully. committed wait do dogs have bones or. they dog bones no yeah they do. yeah dogs they find out isn't it a re. are you [ __ ] right now I think cats. have bones I don't know if dogs have. bones isn't don't they all have is a. lock Nest monster actually like a whale.

flipping upside down and his [ __ ] coming. out of the water I've heard that the. Loch nness Monster photo the famous one. is fake as [ __ ] but they said it's. actually if you see a whale flipping. over on its back and it dick comes out. it's it's what it looks like they said. it probably much could have been that. nah it's horeshit or it's a sturgeon. probably a sturgeon K9 baculum yeah yeah. I guess they have dog dicks dos have a. bone in their penis yeah it's called the. so they have a same thing baculum it. doesn't taste like it has a bone in. it I think it's only us I think that.

we're the chimps and the primates the. only ones that God doesn't trust like. you can't have a bone that is just you. just use it all day long you never build. houses it's a good God made the right. call on that one you don't want to give. us a bone it's too easy for us to [ __ ]. so the bone dies off that's probably. what happened cuz it's too easy because. if we just bred like we're already. overpopulated we not really but I mean. if you wanted to look at us compared to. any other animal the balance is way off. there's way more of us than there are of. them we're everywhere we're on every. [ __ ] part of the country every part.

of the world some primates do have one. which ones it's not US ah we got robbed. uh the cool ones it says gorilla and. chimpanzees the baculum of the dog's. penis did you watch that thing yet the. lady who the chimp crazy on HBO did you. say gorillas have them it says gorillas. up the bone so that's EX would happen. you do not want to [ __ ] we developed we. developed agriculture in cities and the. bone went away because then we would. just [ __ ] all day we would never figure. out cities well it said chimps have them.

which are supposed to be our closest. uh no phones where's their cell phone in. order to get. a off and throwing [ __ ] at each other. it's like whatever the uh the common. ancestor of us and chimps is that was. the split was they were like look we're. going to go in this Direction Where We. Build civilization and The Chimps were. like we're going to keep our dick bones. so good luck that's EX it would happen. they they had a conversation about it. they're like I get it I understand why. you want to do it the female has one she. has a bone in her clitoris damn imagine.

how hard she comes damn wait there's a. [ __ ] bone yeah buddy connected to the. Bone well it probably has to be because. all animals that are mammals they start. off as female anyway right right like. the same process I think for primates in. that right that's why Bo penis aren't. done yet we haven't grown into them is. definitely a market for grinding down. dick bones and [ __ ] putting them in. your drinks or something like energy. drinks China it's probably right up. there with tiger bones I guarantee it I. guarantee it that they grind dick bones.

down in certain cultures yeah well. certain cultures like they they will. want to drink Rhino tea because it's. naughty you know they they know rhinos. are an endangered species but they cut. their [ __ ] horns off just to make tea. and it's supposed to make your your dick. hard for real it's like a [ __ ] I say. just because it's like czy. naughty I'm a naughty boy I'm going to. serve you some you imagine you go over a. guy's house like what a [ __ ] house. look at this guy you want some [ __ ]. Rhino horn te wow you've got the real.

[ __ ] you want a [ __ ] doo bird that. guy's got a raccoon dick on his neck. they sell him on S oh I need one I. looking that aw for sure I was looking. at that going yeah I need a raccoon bone. dick yeah but you don't want a raccoon. one you want a [ __ ] like a big old. yeah a wolf dick with r a bear dick when. the I open shirt that's what happened we. went we were like I don't need the dick. bone I want to figure out space travel. you can't figure out space travel if you. have that dick. bone go away a little bit once they.

develop the Bulletproof Skin the next. thing is going to be a reemergence of. the dick bone dick bone starts coming. back you know he's going to fight. against it Viagra they're going to be. like [ __ ] you earn it yeah yeah that. would be you know you'd put a lot of. stop Bulletproof Skin because of the cuz. this thing goes all the way up the. ladder you got to follow the money it's. going to be a bulletproof dick bone for. sure if you going to put a dick bone in. there why make it a regular bone like. one that can't break if a girl gets. crazy the CEO of Viagra like as this. podcast is out is in a room somewhere. going they're talking about it on The. Joe Rogan Experience all right this.

threatens our entire business model once. AI goes live that's going to be one of. the first things we. fix bring back the dick. bone we've already devolved enough with. we realize there's like a limit you get. to the end of the road and civilization. has to collapse and start over again but. in the meantime we're going to need dick. bone back that's that might be the thing. that drives the collapse yeah once you. get the dick bone there's no more need. for civilization no I think civilization. collapses and then the reemergence of.

the dick bone becomes a necessity. because you have to [ __ ] very quickly. because you getting eaten by animals. okay all right I get it yeah and so. there's Madness cannibal gangs in the. streets [ __ ] block takeovers times a. million jug here we go we're all back. we're right back here and you're gonna. need a dick bone because you have 13. seconds to impregnate your wife. and then hope that neither one of you. gets eaten on the way to the. lake you're like that was my that was my. third wife by the way so I'll have a. fourth one soon bro I can't figure is.

this the skull of a wend dingo an evil. mythical Forest creature it's a mu deer. W it's a mu deer it's just a regular. deer did you kill that one yeah I was. the first animal I ever killed told us. you you killed uh the crocodile that's. out there it's alligator so yeah sorry. Joe that's like that's. misgendering I just watched Joe actually. get mad at me oh no no I didn't but. crocodiles are like that's a bigger. accomplishment that's a scarier animal. way scarier that is a huge alligator big. ass that is a massive Beast it's big ass. all wait the crocodile is scarier than.

the alligator yeah way scarier and what. is it that makes them scarier way bigger. way more aggressive J some of us are. here to learn we look stupid now because. of that dumbass question dude oh they're. [ __ ] terrifying man if we you know. they found a bunch of them in the uh. Everglades in Florida you know the same. [ __ ] that let loose their [ __ ]. pythons. a bunch of them have let loose some uh. giant Nile crocodiles oh is it the guy. that was he's riding like the fan booat. through it and then all of a sudden like. the ground is more that's I think that's.

in Costa Rica I think that video I don't. think that video is in America M. actually be a different kind of. crocodile it might be in the Amazon that. I don't I don't believe that's America. but the ones in America the the ones. they're spotting they have like a kill. on site order for them in the Everglades. cuz if if you have a [ __ ] a. population of breed eating n crocodiles. in in the it's over it's [ __ ] your golf. like they're hunting kill on sight's a. funny thing if you're unarmed you just. see what out there they go well.

government said I got to kill this thing. on site like let's go [ __ ] how. do you how do you kill an alligator you. have to shoot it how many to the to date. have they um killed in the um the. Everglades cuz they've they've spotted. it's more than four I think so the the. problem is they don't look through much. of the Everglades it's too crazy it's so. thick the the whole middle of Florida is. like Florida is the dick of the country. and that dick is infested with Monster. Soup inside it's just it's just pythons.

pythons and [ __ ] crocodiles and. alligators everywhere and there's no. mammals left like 90% of the mammals in. the Everglades are gone the crocodiles. just [ __ ] Snak no the pythons pythons. have killed everything pythons have. killed everything and that's just like. very recent yes right pythons are. killing alligators they eat alligators. Jesus American Crocs it says when I look. it up but no no no um n crocodiles and. neverglades for sure they've I was. watching a news thing now cocs and L.

yeah there it is wow that's something on. Reddit. yeah 10 years 10 years ago Someone. caught there's been more than one though. I think there's been four different ones. that they've caught I don't know how my. algorithm got this but it was like if. you ever get attacked by it must have. been a crocodile maybe it was an. alligator but they told you what to do. yeah you punch it in the nose and put it. through it it's always by the way step. one is always stay calm yeah no first. thing you want to do do I play dead do I. act big what do I doar you got to roll.

with it cuz it's going to try to roll. you right and then if you have an. opportunity play dead cuz then it'll. think you're dead or it said uh punch it. in its nose which is the funniest. thing jam it eyes all of it hilarious. you ain't [ __ ] try tickling it different. places you ain't doing [ __ ] my friend. Jim sh you don't know that Joe I might. tickle a [ __ ] alligator my friend Jim. shocky got sent to Africa to hunt them. because they were killing these uh. people in this Village everybody in the. village was like missing a hand they all. had like bites taken out of them these.

crocodiles were like targeting these. people like they were food and so they. brought in this professional Hunter this. guy who's a friend of mine Jim shaki and. he went to Africa and shot these. crocodiles jeez while he was there one. of the ladies got taken one of the. ladies was uh washing clothes in the in. the river and they just [ __ ] snatched. out and maybe don't wash clothes in the. river but this is how crazy it is they. develop like a system where they stick. logs in the ground in like this circular. area cuz they think the crocodiles can't. come through it but I think the. crocodiles are figuring out how to go on.

the ground when everyone's sleeping and. slip right into that and wait don't uh. don't Lions do that [ __ ] in uh Africa. too like they really hunt humans right. they'll really like plan it out and [ __ ]. you ever see that Val movie they have. people whistles go Su. dude Su dude no be like. [ __ ] a [ __ ] I got wild [ __ ] in the. wood are you guys are you guys hearing. that I'm going to go I'm going to go. check this out.

real I want to suck your dick why. doesn't the alien the Predator like the. guy who comes down and [ __ ] people up. why doesn't he hunt us that way with. calls wouldn't that be more exciting for. him instead of just running people down. [ __ ] taking their. heads. mer by getting them hor first trick them. into going on a wellness retreat. set it up like a deer blind like a. wellness to treat yeah dude if you're a. [ __ ] if you're a duck you think. you're about to get laid and you [ __ ]. just get blasted in the head well they.

think it's a safe place to land it's. even more Despicable they take rubber. ducks and they put them everywhere like. oh it's a party duck party everybody's. happy and then you come in and just. imagine being a duck just getting. blasted out of the sky like how yeah. that sucks I thought I had to worry. about dogs and things like that I didn't. think I'd worried about getting blasted. out of the [ __ ] Sky duck is delicious. though it is delicious meat yeah and. it's probably fun to blast them out of. the sky I haven't done that particular. activity but I bet it's a good time just. [ __ ] pop the hatch boom boom boom and.

then you cook them up that night nice. yeah it's got to be a lot of fun but you. got to be careful you don't eat a. buckshot that that's a real issue cuz. you don't always get all the little. bbb's CU a shotgun when you shoot it up. there it's a scatter that's how you can. shoot birds at a distance not for the. migrants dude they just grab them break. their neck and cook them up that's the. better way to do really yeah no buck. shot needed no buck shot needed get. those [ __ ] ass domesticated ducks that. are subject to. grabbing those parked Ducks they don't. know any better yet just oh yeah I don't.

I assume you can't just eat like Lake. duck you could can you I mean I'm sure. you could eat say is that like is there. any kind of good to it doesn't taste. when I go to when I get duck is that the. same duck that you just see in like uh. like Central Park there's different. kinds of ducks some ducks are called. diver ducks and those are the least uh. appetizing because diver ducks go all. the way down to the bottom of the of the. the where the ground is the surf the. bottom of the uh Lake and they eat all. the algae and all the [ __ ] and like. anything that's down there they eat.

anything they eat dead fish and all. kinds of rotten things and the idea is. that they they're not very tasty but the. other Ducks uh there's like malards and. different ducks that like people hunt. they don't dive you know they they eat. things that are like on the surface they. don't go down and eat the muck but I've. had diver duck that was really well. prepared by a chef this guy owns D du uh. in town it's an amazing restaurant and. uh he he cooked it fantastic it was. awesome and this is the ones who eat all. the bad [ __ ] but it still tastes good.

you can yeah you could still do it right. it's just a involved process you know. like he had to he brined them and did a. bunch of different things marinated them. but the ultimately you can't eat them. but I think like a regular duck the kind. that they're like sitting on the pond. you could snatch one of those up I bet. it would be just like a regular duck. that you would shoot out of the sky it's. just a duck well fellas we know what. we're doing after this well I mean if. you came from a country where there's no. uh food and all of a sudden they flew.

you into Ohio and like why are we all. here like and no one tells you not to. eat the Ducks there's just Ducks there. not that maybe you don't even speak. English so there's all these signs. saying don't kill the Ducks and you say. oh look Ducks kill. ducks ducks wouldn't you automatically. grab a duck if like you came from a. place where there was no food oh yeah no. I'm not blaming the Haitians pein duck. is the most popular duck to eat PE and. duck meat is known for its mild. satisfying flavor easily adapts a number. of Cuisines has a lighter flesh and.

milder flavor so this this is a this is. a duck I it says pein peing is a a type. but this is this is like domestic ducks. that's what they're showing here so like. if you buy duck in a restaurant you're. not really buying wild duck you're. buying a domesticated duck but um. there's wild ducks that taste really. good and there's wild ducks that are a. little funky and those those are the. ones that they call uh diver. Ducks yeah there's like fish I remember. when fishing in PTO Rico we went deep. sea fishing and there's like certain. fish that like they eat or I guess the.

bigger the fish were like they um they. eat like all the algae and stuff off the. reef and I guess if the fish was really. big you had to like throw it back. because you can get like really sick I. think it's the toxins from the fish they. eat they eat stuff off the reef oh right. you're right about that actually yes. yeah they we caught some Barracuda. they're like and this area you can keep. them but if you catch them over there. you can't keep them you can't eat them. it's weird it's like it's and especially. with like big game species because those. there's ones they just won't eat it's.

too risky it's pretty wacky we could. went fishing on a birch tour this summer. and they caught a and like it l like he. was going to like I thought he was going. to like gut the fish right there on the. boat but what he was doing was uh when. you pull them up very fast like uh the. fish they get like the bends mhm so it. looks so violent but actually saving the. fish you're going to throw them back and. they like just like stab them almost. like underneath the thing and like it. just like lets the air out and they're. able to live fish get the bends no the. pressure that their body has to be under.

when they're like 500 feet underwat is. insane and so when they go to the top. their organs like come out through their. mouth W it's crazy so yeah it looks like. all filled up so they just like like let. the air out of a balloon and then the. fish start moving again you throw them. back in the waterall I cooked a lobster. once and you're supposed to put the. knife into the back of its head you're. not supposed to just boil it but I. couldn't do it I was like there's no way. that's what it looks like the guy's. eyeballs pop out and his tongue pops out. I've seen that happen looks kind of like. ay it's very bizar a lot like R it looks.

like a wacky like a like a card you'd. get at Spencer isn't there a fish called. a. jewfish there is right that's get filter. fish yeah but that's uh I mean imagine. what that dust your body going from 500t. down in the [ __ ] ocean to pulling up. to the top just pops out. yeah that doesn't sound fun why isn't. that not the case probably that's. probably exactly what would happen if. you went to the moon took your helmet. off well we've never really gone so. that's what Total Recall said happens on.

Mars true jewfish jewfish there you go. over there we go do you think the other. fish you pull the Hitler fish please. it's a Goliath that's what it is there's. only one person who's going Goliath only. one fish can get to the bottom of this. problem do they have a disproportionate. control of the fish media I'm just. wondering is that. a jewfish is a goliath grouper I popped. it in the Google says Atlantic Goliath. grouper whoa let me see that. [ __ ] well hello I'm here for.

your rent money look at that picture. with the diver give me your rent money. look at that picture with the diver. that's [ __ ] insane that's like a. largemouth bass that could eat a person. wow if I saw that I would think that I. was about to be murdered I would not be. comfortable with that thing being right. next to me I think that I. shrunk am I inside of a small fish tank. bro if you were a little kid if like if. you were a four-year-old kid and you. went diving free diving near that there. there's a real likelyhood that thing. swallows you 800 lb 800 lb oh yeah.

jewfish eat your baby let's spread that. rumor you ever seen U largemouth bass. take out a. duckling no but I want to now they take. them out they take out. Birds there's um a guy that was. developing a lure for uh there's a giant. Pike called a Musky they're notorious. serously hard to catch and they're. enormous like real ancient fish looks. like a monster and uh they're hard to. catch they're they call them like the. the fish of 10,000 casts and so this guy.

developed a lure for them that's a duck. it's a little ducky mov it across the. water it's very effective muskies like. the [ __ ] up Ducks jeez they're huge dude. they like this big you never seen one no. I don't think so a got one on a right. here oh there it is no that's a larg. mouth bass but um Google uh. musky giant just Google giant. musky that's them wow W look at that.

thing [ __ ] things are crazy and. there're super Predators they take out. ducks and all kinds of things and if you. you want to catch them you have to have. a big ass. lure look at that look at the size of. their [ __ ] mouth it's just covered in. teeth like a barracuda is there a video. of one of these things like eating a. duck oh yeah for sure if you have to. catch it you have to Dr dress like. antifa yeah freezing your dick get his. weapon those guys are cold replace us he. hit it with a bike lock you got to catch.

those [ __ ] in some cold ass. water just like northern pike Jew fish. will not replace us look at this giant. musky eats a duck here it goes come on. baby a what an [ __ ] you fake this out. [ __ ] Oh I thought that was it that. was solid though Hy it was it was solid. bit okay musky eats duck got to sit. through a n okay is this a duck. lure yeah find one really unless he's. got a duck with a hook through it that.

monster is't that [ __ ] up like you. hate mice you kill mice with a mouse. trap but if you went fishing with a mice. and a hook people oh you piece of [ __ ]. what is wrong with you kind you do like. live bait right you put it right through. their eyes right but if you did that to. a mouse everybody would get very upset. with you you piece of [ __ ] A that crazy. like you kill him with a Sprint ring. whack and everybody's like oh yeah mouse. trap good job and it's not like that's a. humane way to kill him you can torture. TR I got lost on a YouTube Journey once. with a guy who made homemade mouse traps. and he would like create little systems.

to to drown mice and rats in buckets it. was great oh yeah they like get like. scent to like a. bucket was that it crazy that that was a. little that is a crazy it's New York. right yeah his system of mice and rats. and it just catches them and and puts. them in the buckets to drown and then. the guy the end of the month he just has. like a of mice and it's so crazy you. guys see that Netflix documentary rats. no it's all about rats in New York City. rats all over the country and rats all. over the world oh it's [ __ ] horrible.

there's I think the biomass of rats in. New York City is equal or greater to the. biomass of human beings oh yeah there. are so many rats in New York City dude. there's so you how nuts that is think. about how many people are walking on the. street and think about the idea that the. number of rats is greater meure people. in. rats cockro. eat rat [ __ ] do you know how horrible. the entire underneath New York City. is this is a [ __ ] estimate this is. estimate that there are approximately 3. million rats in New York City which is.

close to a third of the city population. it's a 50% increase from a decade ago. this is the AI overview although we do. have a rat Zar now so maybe she's doing. her [ __ ] I think the documentary was. saying that there here it is right here. there are 8.2 million humans average. mass of 70 kg about 2 million rats that. is not true there's not two who knows. how many like one said there's 2 million. one said there's what's going to be uh. not safe for work a girl saying it with. her [ __ ] got deleted I think so it's.

not here it got deleted oh there's no. good measurement of how many rats there. are yeah there's not like a guy going. down there's like everybody hold still. 14 15 how would you possibly know you. cannot they're just justifying their job. just like the people in the homeless. commission there's no [ __ ] way you. can tell me how many rats there are in. New York City no there's no [ __ ] I. parked my car once it was back in the. day when you had to use cell phones or. um payones rather and uh I was pumping. gas it was in the Bronx and I went over.

to this pay phone and I'm on the pay. phone and I'm watching rats jump on the. wheel of my car jump into the engine bay. jump all around it they were coming out. of the sewer and jumping on the car it. was two minutes on the phone going what. the [ __ ] I didn't realize till I lived. in the city what a problem that is rats. will go inside if you leave your car. like sitting for days at a time rats. will get inside and like chew like wires. and [ __ ] like [ __ ] your car it's. crazy so it says for over 100 years. nearly everyone has believed New York is. about 8 million rats a ratio of one.

human to one rat the theory began in the. 1900s when author and rat expert WR. Bolter hypothesized that in England. there was a ratio of one human to one. rat however albach points out that the. hypothesis was erroneously applied to. New York City and is widely quoted to. this day many expert has debunked. you know what I lost a lot of faith in. experts over the last few years I like. to see some [ __ ]. data you know uh it's actually 36 humans. to one rat I don't know about that I. don't think you know that I don't think.

you know I mean under under the grounds. like how do you possibly know the entire. Subway systems are full of [ __ ] rats. didn't say after that Jamie someone said. it's 1 to one what does it say it said. in 1950 the New York City Health. Department went back to one to one okay. that's probably more accurate and it's. probably even worse now there's no. [ __ ] way you know the whole the. tunnels it's all filled oh dude rats are. everywhere in the city and we we all you. know lived in the city for years and. years but Jay still does uh but there'll. be every now and then there'll just be. like a block where there's like.

construction or something like that like. there's something open in the ground and. some you just have to walk through and. you just have to like stomp your way. through it because there's just rats. everywhere it's the [ __ ] worst dude. it's like it feels like you're skin is. like oh dude I've never seen it with. ratp but I will say and I found out what. it was after but about a first time New. York thing happening was uh I was just. outside smoking a cigarette on my stoop. when I was in the East Village and all. of a sudden I was like hm that's weird. three roaches walking by in the daylight.

for like that's kind of weird you don't. see that a lot just like you know it's. like three different times three. different roaches I'm like that's pretty. strange and then several more and then. I'm telling you uh and I'm telling you. immed within 5 minutes falling off the. buildings uh our super superintendent. came out and he was like what's going on. and then they we saw him like landing on. his shoulder was freaking out and then. we went inside came out a couple hours. later and there was thousands of them de. on the street and I go what happened he.

goes oh that's what they do in New York. whenever they like bomb a building for. uh like roaches it just shoots them to. other buildings they just come out so. that's what it was he goes oh one. building there's they're probably trying. to sell a building so they bombed it for. roaches and it just sends tens of. thousands of them out into the streets. Millions I mean I'm tell when I was. saying like it wasn't you couldn't take. a step and not be stepping on like the. carcasses of like 50 but they just they. like the water BS the big ones that's. the ones Jay's talking.

about they're the most disgusting. creature in the world those water bugs. in New York City that's what we you see. oh e it's crawling and then all a sudden. it just takes flight and comes at you. you're like and it's like one month a. year that they actually fly but when. they do man they just become the. grossest thing if you want to live in a. big city that's part of the program y. yeah can't get rid of them can't get rid. of the rats either it's not like. anyone's incompetent it's too deep you. would have to move out it's our job to. go let the rats have it yeah you'd have. to move out and then nuke it from space.

well there's all types of like I live. out in the country now and there's all. types of animals that I don't love that. are around but nothing's gross like that. like it's like there's like a bobcat. that we've caught on our camera a few. times I'm like I don't really want that. thing around but it's yeah it's cool. it's not like the disgusting there's. some gross animals I I live a little. closer to the city in Jersey I I get. some gross animals too we had those what. are the things one of Puerto Ricans you. know uh what what are the things that. was like a big problem in New York last.

summer black Liv matter riots the bugs. yeah oh they're still there they're. they're back this year Lantern flies. Lantern flies invasive so it came over. in a uh so in 2020 in the summer of. 2020 they're being funded by the UN tell. you that much they were brought over. doing work on the high line but I know. they said in the summer of 2020 we. started seeing these little bugs we had. never seen before and they said you're. suppos to kill it they said you're. supposed to kill it if you see it and. immediately we're like I don't work for.

you government I'm not going around. killing your bugs and then by the next. summer there was like 10 times as many. and the next summer they were like 10. times like red they look like moths with. like a red underbelly or something kind. of yeah they're like a little red. they're almost kind of pretty looking. until there's a bunch of them and they. kind of fly at first when I saw them I. thought they were like beautiful. butterflies and I was like oh they're. nice and then I heard that they were a. problem and then they sked me out like. roaches iMed [ __ ] they [ __ ] up plants. but they came over uh the Highline of. New York was doing something they. brought in plants from China and they.

came in years why yeah so they came in. all through the docks and these plants. from China and now it's just they are. there and it's it's crazy it's about a. month month and a half they are a like. the roof of my building you could. probably pull that up J me like New York. City you can't go on the roof of my. building like there's. same thing like tens of thousands of. them all over there there was a lady up. there one time I walked up there covered. in them like [ __ ] candy man [ __ ]. crazy coming out of her mouth it was. crazy she was accepting it I was like oh.

God she was accepting it but they're. evolving too in the fact that the first. year that I was aware of them the first. year I was aware of them you could step. on them and they didn't really do. much now they fly and they run around. and if they'll be in like all over the. place if you have no screen on your. window if you open a window and your. there will there will be hundred of them. in a room oh my God that's so disgusting. it was only like this for like two weeks. last summer but there were two weeks. where my yard was unusable like you just. could not one are the ones that that. come up every like however many years.

they come up out of the ground. and. they that's in Jersey as well like teas. are cool though they make cool sounds. they make really cool sounds except you. find they're like carcasses like the. hollowed out carcasses of their bodies. all over the place not trying to run. through your bathroom no no and these. things are. uh they're killing all like plants and. stuff too so it's really bad but they're. like if you read one article it's like. here's New York's 5year plan to get rid. of the lantern flies and the next. article's like no they're just here like. this is going to be a month every year.

from where China wow China got us twice. and they land on you they're not they're. not Afra that's it two strikes China. don't you try this [ __ ] again they you. either did they land right on your face. on your head on your body great did they. come over in some sort of a cargo ship. or some something yeah I think it was. like it was in plants that they were. bringing a dective I'm pretty sure. fouchy made them out they're pretty cool. looking maybe they can vaccinate us that. way genetically engineer mosquitoes to.

run around vac people they would do this. thing in my old place we used to like uh. on we'd have like on the there's like a. sliding glass door and we'd have just. like the screen open and it was like in. the weeks where it was bad every 10. minutes you'd look over there and. there's like four of them on there and. then You' hit the screen and they kind. of FL off but then they just fly right. back and if you like left the room and. came back you'd come back and there's 50. of them like on your just gross yeah. it's not fun I'm a real chick when it. comes to bugs and creepy things and. [ __ ] you're normal people who like.

bugs are weird they are weird people. keep bugs in their house like look a. tarantula I'm going to feed it a mouse. you [ __ ] psychopath oh yeah anything. icky is not my thing so I went home with. a girl years ago from a diner turns out. she was a tarantula she was a tarantula. pet no it was it was weird pet and the. in the final straw where I left we. didn't hook up cuz when she was like oh. you got to let my my albino rat crawl on. you and I was like I'm just going to go. like this is not worth it I had a bud. who hooked up with this girl and she had. a crocodile.

monitor she had a crocodile monitor in. her house it's a pet you can keep it as. a pet wait what is it it's a crocodile. monitor it's the creepiest looking. lizard that you could buy from a exotic. pet store you could buy them you could. have that this this this girl apparently. had that he was like yo red flag yeah. the girl my virginity to had an iguana. that I hated this lady thought she was. on Games of Thrones she had her own. dragon she you said you watch that chimp. crazy thing it's lonely old women will. can throw heartfelt emotion into.

anything in the world yeah women are. caregivers wom they get chimps they they. want to keep these chimps and raise them. this lady this [ __ ] chimp attacked. her friend tore her face off oh was that. the 911 call yeah the documentary is not. about that lady but they talk about that. that one is horrifying point is that. lady got a chimp after that another one. she missed having her chimp even it got. murdered I went to that uh the doc anal. place down in Myrtle Beach with my son.

um you know it's like the one of the it. was in the tiger K Tiger King. documentary but they didn't just have. tigers they had like the baby tigers. which was awesome but they had like. chimps that came out and they had like. it was it was a really really cool. experience H they had some H and super. educational yeah no it was definitely. they were torturing these animals but it. was definitely worth $500 I expect to. get nice they castrate those chimps too. most of them mo the one that one in. Connecticut though they didn't the mine. blowing thing is that part of why he. like oh yeah they're way more aggressive.

they're not C I had the guys on the guys. who made the documentary oh or the the. show he uh that chimp crazy thing it's I. was blown away actually by how much. stuff I mean like she made them weirdly. self-sufficient on some when she throw. MC like a McNuggets MH it wasn't he open. the McNuggets then they thre them she. goes oh and here's your sauce like a. sweet like a sweet and sour sauce and. the monkey knows how to go like like rip. the the lid off and like it's they. weren't dipping it though I kept asking. them like did they dip like why didn't.

you show that they dipped like they just. drank that stuff oh cuz there's a weird. line there it's like if they dip you're. almost like maybe they deserve rights I. don't know like if if you if you go I'm. not going have a dry nugget I know sodas. and drink them yep they don't they don't. just like bite the top off of a yeah. listen to things too she could say grab. that paper and he'll grab the paper and. give it back to her give her the garbage. when she' give him McNuggets and [ __ ]. but she has to keep him in a cage cuz. he's a male he's a grown male and. they'll just go crazy and just rip your.

face off and there's nothing you can do. about it they they were giving them. Kool-Aid at Doc anel's place they were. like they were chugging the Kool-Aid. these chimps they were [ __ ] they. loved it and they were really scared D. they came down they like they like and. they were like I just you weren't at all. but I just thought you were about to. make a really racist joke like I was. just preparing for. 100% like they love Kool-Aid you're like. easy come on man um no but like they. came down and they were just so like. kind of like walking around us they were. full they were like six feet tall it was. [ __ ] dude that's terrifying yeah they.

were they they were full grown chimps. they were full grown chimps and they. they just felt at any moment that they. could just lose their [ __ ] and just take. over if they just wanted to at any. moment they could just attack you then. that's what you ever see that one where. the guy was like with his uh bear he had. a trained bear he had this guy stand. still and the guy's just standing still. and the Bear Just decides to rip his. neck off just out of nowhere I don't I'm. thinking of the one was that the. one joke about it right Joe back in the. day yeah but that's a different one. that's a different one that's karate the. guy karate this is different this is a a. guy who's just standing there and it's a.

bear that was in a bunch of movies it. was a bear that was like a trained bear. and this bear out of nowhere just. decides to rip this guy's throat apart. what kind of bear a grizzly okay those. are the cuz what do I got in Jersey by. me it's the black bears black bears. still kill people oh yeah yeah ter they. killed a kid at ruter it is so fny. when someone has to scream though like. the name they give like chimpanzees and. stuff like Mr. mittens God stop stoping your face off. he's biting her fingers off Mr well it's.

a funny it's a funny thing because. especially like little kids like they. all of their like stories and shows and. it's all like nature personified and. things like that like I remember like um. my uh my daughter when she was like. three asking me why like bugs are. running away from her like she like why. is the spider running away or whatever. it is it's. like like well you know he thinks you're. going to kill it cuz you might actually. kill it but then you almost Bears. especially the young ones look so.

[ __ ] cute like you just look at them. and you're like you see bear cub you're. dead already tiger cubs look cute it's. Nature's dirty track it is the the awful. thing of it that's the problem with like. they said about like having chimpanzees. as pets is like for a while it's totally. fine and then one day it's just not and. that one that uh ripped the lady's face. off did you see like that video they. show a video of like they should have. known this was kind of going to happen. cuz a kid one time picked up a shoe off. the floor that like the the monkey. wanted and then he goes over and he's.

coming after him it looks a little. aggressive but it's still like he's not. that big so it doesn't look that scary. but then when he just makes a move like. to grab at the shirt and whatever and. you see the kid like almost Falls over. he's like whoa whoa whoa whoa and they. have to like all kind of jump in front. of the monkey like yeah over something. he's unaware the guy doesn't know what. he did wrong he just grabbed the shoe. off the floor and the monkey wanted that. shoe didn't know how to tell him just. decide to beat the [ __ ] out of that. little kid and it doesn't with it right. that's what they do they te your fingers. off yeah they tear your genitals off so. you can't uh procreate anymore they'll. bite your feet off yeah sh don't keep.

don't keep them as you what they don't. do they don't kill people isn't that. crazy they just maim you just rip you. apart that's what's really nuts they. don't they won't K they kill people they. don't kill people there's very few. instances of chimpanzees killing people. they kill these guys were saying they. kill people like as far as like little. kids get snatched up in Africa you know. like if you're a child like a baby and. you're near aggressive hungry. chimpanzees and you leave the kid alone. they could they'll steal your kid. there's been instances of them stealing. kids yeah yeah well they eat monkeys all.

the time that that I've seen videos of. which is insane I think I saw you. playing it on the show chimp seating. monkeys but chimp seating monkeys is. like dark the way they do it know they. didn't know they did it until aten Bro. went into the the woods and he started. filming and then he got this footage of. these chimps set setting up an ambush on. these monkeys and they rip them apart. while they're alive yeah they torture. them death got them alive and he's just. eating them [ __ ] dick first just. pulling chunks of meat off of them it's. and they're ripping arms off and handing.

it to their friends and you see the. because we're so related to them it's so. much more gruesome but like i d i watch. like Nature's metal it's a great follow. on Instagram and I just did I watch a. [ __ ] a lion like eat a baby out of an. analou stomach and like just swallow it. Like a Pill you're like oh that's. awesome horrible kodo dragons the. scariest they just swallow everything. whole take a whole goat. just [ __ ] hes are. play all four legs are hanging out the. mouth still yeah and no animals have. there's not a lot of uh emotion in their.

faces of those too like especially. lizards so like they eat a whole goat. and then they're just like like on the. next thing no highs no lows like a bird. even dude you just ate a [ __ ] goat. like dude why you a bird eat a mammal is. just one of the weird it just doesn't. look like it should happen so like it. it's be like a bird or like it'll be. like a seab bird it be like a seagull. and it'll like pick up a squirrel and. just rats they kill rats all the time. they eat them swallow them whole there's. crazy videos of seagull swallowing rats. hole all right we got to bring the. seagulls into. Manhattan we'll figure out we'll figure.

out the seagull problem next you're. running for rat going to eat your cat. they're going to eat everything once. they run out of rats but they won't. that's one of the reasons why the. Hollywood Hills aren't filled with rats. it's because of coyotes right the more. coyotes there are the less rats we uh. one time in in uh I think actually it. was the last time that we all did uh. your show together the three of us did. it and it was back when you were in LA. and I was staying in some Airbnb out in. the hills and me and my wife uh heard we.

were literally sleeping at night and we. heard I believe coyotes attacking a dog. and it was like the saddest thing to. hear cuz you just you you hear them like. come up and then it's like 30 seconds of. the dog like. and uh my my wife loves dogs she was. like crying and she's like we have to do. something and I was like we will be. doing nothing but letting this happen. you can't do it it's already too late. yeah pitch black outside I was going to. go out there with a lantern get out of.

here what a [ __ ] they usually don't. kill people the last time a coyote. killed a person on record was uh there. was a Canadian folk singer and she lived. in a part of Canada where the coyotes. had started eating moose cuz they were. running out of things to eat and they. they realized that if they bite on. Moose's legs especially like young. mooses they could take them out and then. they could eat them and kill them so. they were going after thing they were. accustomed to going after things larger. than them so they started to learn they. kill this lady wow and we know female.

folk singers they are big I don't know. if she was big I don't think she was in. fact I think she was pretty small it. might have been an honest mistake they. thought it was a moose like we we're. used to this and that's how much folk. music sucks or they don't give a [ __ ]. about you that's more likely you live in. a place where there's actual bears like. New Jersey's so bad that the mayor ran. on a platform of having Bears the bear. hunting be removed and then once he was. in office he was like [ __ ] that start. hunting them again because there's so. many human bear interact New Jersey has.

more bears per capita than anywhere in. the lower 48 yeah there really yeah New. Jersey New Jersey got a lot of bears. yeah we got a lot of crazy wild L of. mountains that's why cuz the thing is. you forget about the like the was it. Ramapo mountains like it's it's gets. rural as [ __ ] rural as [ __ ] Mane yor the. Garden State but everyone when they. think of Jersey they think of Newark. Jersy sh became so big that when you say. Jersey now you're imag the dyed hair and. the [ __ ] fist guys most of New Jersey. is not anything like that it's just.

mountains and woods and lot of hunting. in Jersy yeah there's like rednecks in. New Jersey oh yeah you ever see the. movie Out of the Furnace like explores. that whole thing was um Christian Bale. Casey Eck William defo really and W. Woody harlson played the character of. like a those like mountain people like. just you know meth trade cousin [ __ ]. it's like it's really like they make it. like a weird place was that in. Pennsylvania or INE J it's Jersey side.

it's it's actually on the border of ripo. mountains I think yeah Jim Miller UFC. fighter lives in New Jersey in like the. woods yep he lives in Sparta New Jersey. that that's crazy it's crazy it's crazy. that you think you would think new. everybody thinks smog stacks and yeah. you know think it's the smell well it's. like the same way people think of. Pennsylvania they think of Philly and. and Pittsburgh and [ __ ] but most of. Pennsylvania is not they're not. producing Jay oerson out there they're. making like it's you but you just went. in the Lumberjack Direction it's me with.

a dad that stuck around really told me. how the world worked that's where the. world gets dark right you get born into. a spot where there's [ __ ] no way out. of here you know you get stuck in the. coal mines of West Virginia and you're. like [ __ ] like how do I get like are cuz. if you live in a big city there's like. people are dreaming and [ __ ] if you're. like in the middle of nowhere it's like. well even if you're in the suburb of a. big city you know like if you're if. you're in kind of nowhere but there's a.

half hour bus to like a city where. something's happening but there's people. I remember talking to uh uh Jeff dice. this really brilliant dude he's uh he. was Ron Paul's uh like chief of staff. for years but so where Ron Paul is it's. like 2 hours south of Houston Lake. Jackson I think was the name of his. district and he was telling me he was. like dude there's nothing here like. there's no like if you're a kid coming. up here it's like I don't know we got an. Arby's and we got like some and that's. why so many of those kids join the. military cuz that's like the only thing.

you could do or Jugo or you could or. there's one other option of overlooked. option become a jug or join a cult join. a CT you know that's that's how you get. someone in a cult it's the best option. available you know like hey can did you. guys travel can I be a missionary I'm. going to go to Brazil [ __ ] it um he. doesn't stop I'm going to go smoke a. cigarette I'm going to Let's wrap going. to pop out we're like three and a half. hours in WoW boys this was a lot of fun. dude you're the.

man us I really believe what I said. about skankfest it's very important you. guys are doing is very important I know. it seems like fun it is fun I'm sure. very fun you need things out there that. are genuinely open and free and pushing. the boundaries of Comedy you know and. Fest is a a great place for that so it's. important I appreciate you guys and uh. there's a live stream event tell Louis. tell everybody yeah you guys uh you. still get passes for uh Sunday I believe. there might be a handful of Fridays left.

but we're live streaming it as well if. you guys can't be there live in Las. Vegas this weekend September 27th or. 29th let's go to skankfest.com there's a. bunch of events you could actually watch. live as we stream them and um yeah we're. just pumped thank you get your liver. detox pills ready you [ __ ] animals. yeah going to party like we've never. done before. glutathione get that you're going to. need that all right gentlemen appreciate. you always fun you're the man you're the. man bye. [Music]. [Applause].

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