Joe Rogan Experience #2196 - Greg Fitzsimmons
Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day do it headphones why. not Loy. in I can't live without the headphones. every time someone doesn't want to wear. headphones I'm like okay we don't have. to you know some people don't want to. mess their hair up we don't have that. problem yeah how's my hat look looks.
good I like it I like them paper boy. hats yeah I love those my favorite hats. yeah well the reason I do it is because. I started wearing hats because after the. show people would take photos with me. with my shaved head and the light would. just bounce off my Chrome and you. couldn't see me in the photo so I. realized that I wore baseball caps but. then when you're on stage it puts a. shadow over your face right can't see. your face so I started wearing these. yeah I love those I like shaving the.
head though I started during the. pandemic yeah you should have done that. a long time ago what's that side hair. [ __ ] I know I know it's nonsense. feels so much better like this also you. have to go to a barber what right and. listen to some stupid. stories oh [ __ ] [ __ ] off dude when I was. a teenager there was a place in New York. called this it was called the Stag. brothers and it was these two Italian. brothers and they cut hair and you go in. there and they had the the reason we all. went like our moms would drop us off out. front we go inside side and then they.
had Penthouse magazines while you waited. so you hope that you got to wait for a. while and then they then they call you. and like you got your little 15-year-old. erection you're trying to hide put the. cape Over Me cover. me I always felt like barber shops where. guys hung out that's all just for people. who don't play pool that was always my. fa my thought like I see what you're. doing like you're getting a GU guys. place where guys can hang out and just. talk right but this is not the way to do. it.
cuz people come in people you don't know. come in you can't tell some dirty story. you know you can't you can't you know. what I mean yeah it's like that seems to. be big in the Black Culture I mean. obviously there's those movies barber. shop but I mean it really is a place. that people hang out um but now you got. cigar do you like hanging out in cigar. shops yeah cigar bars are good I like it. cuz it's one it's one of the rare places. where if you go to a cigar I used to. love that place the grand Havana room in. Beverly Hills it's a great room people.
had their own humidors in there yeah I. had a humidor for a long time and you. you could eat like nice meals and smoke. cigar yeah cuz it's a private club so. you could have a steak some pasta and. you're smoking a cigar at the table and. everybody's doing it that's awesome yeah. it was cool and it was a cool place. you're like oh look at that guy cuz it. was in Beverly Hills oh it was a power. spot I remember like Michael rotenberg. remember from three Arts Dave Becky he. brought me there once and he had the. humidor and he was just pointing out he. was like yeah that guy owns Warner.
Brothers yeah that dude is a eight. picture deal over columia y you know who. I saw there once that I was I was kind. of Star Struck remember that dude from. uh what is the New York Blues what was. it that that NYPD Blue yeah remember. NYPD Blue yeah what's the dude's name. Jimmy Smith no no no no the first guy. Jerry orback the first. guy oh oh yeah Dennis France no no no no. no no no no know the the redheaded guy.
oh yeah he ended up quitting to make to. get a movie career that never happen. [ __ ] man they I tell I think they tanked. that. guy yes what the [ __ ] his name the guy. was good man no he quit because he. thought he had a big career but this is. the thing but that you can't do that. what's what's the guy's name though no. not not that guy that's Andy sipowitz or. that's the character he played right. right but the other.
guy Jesus Christ this is David Caruso is. that his name no that's the guy who. produced the show right oh I don't know. actually might be right is that his name. David Caruso it is his name right maybe. but doesn't it say the cast down there. he not one of. people yep that's that's what it look. like oh yeah David K oh it came down. hard on him oh it came down hard on him. it came that guy should have been a. giant movie star yeah dude he was really.
good on that show but if you have that. thing where you're like [ __ ] this I'm. quitting I'm going to be a star bro they. want you to [ __ ] fall flat on your. face they're like [ __ ] this guy there's. like 15 more guys like you in theater. school right now 15 more troubled guys. from the inner city you know that have a. a gritty past and scars on their face go. [ __ ] yourself and that's what they did. to that guy yeah also he's a redhead. name name a lot of redheaded leading man. could have been the guy all the red head.
like one guy gets cocky we had our. guy we had our major leag shot we had. our [ __ ] guy man and instead they. started the phrase the word ginger and. took them all down that was brutal crazy. they were just redheads before that it. was normal to be a redhe head you. weren't a Freak no you were just a. person with red hair no one cared no now. they beat you up there literally like. bullying if you're a redhead I was a. redhead you really I was a [ __ ].
Copper Top until I was probably about 11. I that's so bizarre your hair change. color yep how weird is that it happened. to my kids too both my kids were. redheads and their hair changed when. they got older it's God letting you know. I could have [ __ ] you but I'm going to. let you slide it's like he got me in a. headlock and then he let me out let you. go he gave me a little dick and then it. grew bigger oh oh I remember having a. little dick oh no oh that was the worst. feeling when you were a little kid and.
you know you just like well you see your. dad's dick like what the [ __ ] I know. what is that thing the [ __ ] and why is. it always. hard men's dicks like when you're a boy. they're terrifying like oh like see some. guy pull out his [ __ ] this sausage. roll when he's pissing right next to you. and you're a little kid you're like what. the [ __ ] does he do with that thing yeah. and his balls are hanging like six in. down AR's balls or Joey Diaz's balls. Joey's Diaz balls are like grapefruit. and no L's Panos like what the [ __ ] am I.
looking at those are your. balls his balls look like him just like. cartoonish just saggy [ __ ] hilarious. his balls are hilarious oh my God balls. are hilarious they're balls hilarious. it's amazing that a woman why would they. have sex with us our penis is it's. everything about us is gross yeah we're. not soft no we're we're not squeezable.
and lovable we're not we're not. comforting we're grunting we're we have. an agenda th thick dense heavy thing on. top of you that can kill you and you. want it to [ __ ] you what right why TR us. trusting us to not kill you yeah I know. imagine like if every woman could kill. you yeah all of them every woman that. you ever date can literally just. strangle you to death and not a damn. thing you could do about it that's what. it's like being a woman well or a gay. guy well gay guys could be strong no I'm.
just saying it's weird that there is. this accepted power dynamic between a. man and a woman when they make love. because well like you said the woman. trusts but when we have two guys it's. kind of like I don't know what it's like. but I think it tell me what it's like. you know what it's like son of a [ __ ]. you were just about to tell me what it. was like you you're about to break you. know I almost did once right how close. did you get I've told this story on my. podcast but I'll I'll give it a brief. version of it I went uh when I was in.
college I was an English major and I. studied like Alan Ginsburg and kowak and. uh yeah all these guys that were into. home erotic stuff they a lot of them. were gay and um and then uh and even. Emerson and Whitman like all that old. stuff it was all all gay imagery and. then there was David Bo I love David. Bowie I loved Iggy Pop Mick Jagger and. these guys were all [ __ ] around with. each other yeah and so I was like all. right this must be kind of something you. do you experiment with this that's how. they get you that's how they get you.
they get a couple mascots they get the. coolest guy in rock and roll right the. three coolest guys in rock Stardust yeah. and so so I was not attracted to men I. never have been I can appreciate a. handsome man I think you're not hard on. the eyes thank you and then I was like. all right so I guess I'll I'm not going. to take it up the ass but you know kiss. a little bit no I don't want to do that. suck a [ __ ] suck a. [ __ ] and then I realized like I'm gonna. do it and and when I do it it's either.
going to be like GH or it's going to be. like oh my God this is [ __ ] amazing. incredible what I've been missing and. and so uh so I was drunk one night I was. like a junior in college and uh my. apartment remember the Fenway in Boston. yeah yeah the Fenway was like a wooded. like every city has a small wooded area. where they grow trees for the reason for. anonymous gay sex the brambles in in. Manhattan you got Griffith Park in LA.
there's always like a little gay area so. my apartment happened to be it was on. Boon Street it was across the street. from the Fenway so I'm stumbling home. one night it's like 3: in the morning. and I'm I look at the woods and I go. [ __ ] it I'm gonna do it wow so I I walk. in and I'm looking around I'm like I. don't know the protocol I don't know how. it works like I'm I'm just waiting and. then all a sudden it's like [ __ ]. leaves are blowing and there's shadows. and then this guy just pops out from. behind a tree like a little gay. leprechaun he's like I'm the guy I was.
like all right I guess he's the guy wow. and he walks over and we look at each. other and then he unzips his pants he. pulls out his [ __ ] and I'm just looking. at it and then he pulls his balls out. and I look at the balls and I was like. nope no interest I'm [ __ ] out that's. the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my. life and so I got scared cuz I'm now I'm. alone in the woods with a guy with his. dick out and so I just pushed him away. from me oh Jesus and he fell down and.
then he jumped up and he just sprinted. back into the woods with his dick. flopping around I just I just stumbled. out and I was likees I can't do that ow. ow got a poison ivy the next day what. people used to do when they didn't have. covers over their dick and they had to. run through the woods right like that. was a that's a real problem man yeah. poow ow ow like how many if you have. pants on you and you run through the. woods your dick gets whacked by twigs. and [ __ ] but it's kind of okay and the. vagina's got protection it's got.
curtains and walls and blinds and a girl. got kicked in the [ __ ] the other day in. a UFC fight and uh sorry for using the. term [ __ ] um. ladies in this term it's really not a. [ __ ] it's a woman's vagina right cage. fighter yes and they went down and you. know they stopped the fight and give the. person time to recover and I thought. about it I was like that's interesting. because I guess it's just you can't hit. genitals but there's a giant difference.
between balls and girls can take a. pretty good shot to the [ __ ] yeah. unfortunately yeah like if they fall and. it hurts just like it hurts your ass. bone it hurts if you you know you hurt. your dick that hurts but the balls yeah. that thing like I was trying to explain. to my wife and daughters were asking me. what it's like to get kicked in the. balls and I was like I've been kicked in. the balls a hundred times at least I've. been kicking the ball so many times cuz. I grew up kicking so I got kicked in the.
balls by dudes who are really good at. kicking I like I there's been many times. in my life where I wasn't sure if my. dick was going to work anymore like one. time I got kicked in the ball so bad. that one of my nuts swole up so my right. nut I think it was my right nut SW I got. in a tournament yeah I I threw a kick. and this guy threw a kick under my kick. and slammed it into my cup and this is a. guy from the Korean national team he was. really good he kicked me [ __ ] hard.
man um the they gave me timeout I. continued the fight but I knew it really. hurt I lost the fight and then as I was. driving home I was with my girlfriend. and I was I was thinking at the time I. was like I don't know if this thing. works anymore yeah like I was because it. was so painful so I got home and jerked. off and as soon as I jerked off I'm like. oh we're good wow yeah Victory it works. that was the best orgasm in your life so. that's the weird thing about the cup.
isn't it I've done that this is how. stupid I am I've done that twice another. time I got kneed in the dick I I was. doing Jiu-Jitsu and I didn't have a cup. on the last time I trained without a cup. on and this guy's passing my guard and. he you it's a standard technique he. wasn't doing it maliciously you shove. your knees through the guard when. someone's passing your guard that's you. the guard is the legs so your legs are. wrapped around a person you're trying to. work a submission from the bottom and. they're trying to pass to get to a. better cuz in in the guard you it's very.
difficult to submit someone when you're. in their guard you want to get out of. their guard and it's a more dominant. position to submit so he's trying to. pass my guard so he shoves his knee. through and his knee caught my dick. flat just like smashed my dick I'm like. ah it [ __ ] hurt like hell uh but I. didn't think anything of it it was like. kind of normal for that stuff to happen. when you're training hard with guys who. are really good and then afterwards I go. to the the locker room and there's blood. in my jock strap oh oh I'm like a [ __ ].
so my my dick is bleeding out my dick. hole so I'm like okay what would I do if. this was my nose I was like I would just. go home it's just a bloody nose like am. I being a [ __ ] because it's my dick. it's a bloody dick let's just like we'll. give it the the night and if it feels. bad tomorrow we'll go to the doctor so I. get home and I'm like how do I know if. it works so I jerked off I jerked off. and blood came out with it. yeah and I this is how cuz I did it kind.
of clinical cuz I want to know so I did. it into the toilet so I jerked up into. the. toilet while I'm doing like what the. [ __ ] is wrong with you you're so you're. so broken you're such a crazy person my. God and then I was like I think works. it's all good wow and so I the next day. made sure I didn't get infected next day. I was like just checking make sure. everything's good didn't hurt did you. jerk off again no I let it go for a. couple days it Al I didn't want it to.
beore it was fine it was fine so some. blood vessel burst just like it would. burst in your mouth I get fat lips all. the time you you always getting cuts and. somewhere just treat it like that and. then but it was. scary I wonder if I hurt that guy's dick. in the woods that night probably. branches whack that thing ow [ __ ]. squirrels thinking it's nuts diving at. it imagine a [ __ ] gopher just grab it. a hold of your dick a gopher they could. chew through a tree and just you know.
people have died from Gophers before no. yes a lady died recently she got bit by. a. gopher just bled out wow bro they chew. through trees and their their their. teeth never stop growing they have to. chew on things to wear their teeth out. yeah otherwise it'll just go right. through their [ __ ] face yeah Gophers. a [ __ ] we went Upstate we just just had. my 25th anniversary this month. congratulations thank you so we went up. to Vermont and uh upstate York me and my. wife just oh my God except for the.
people other than that it's beautiful. yeah we didn't see a lot of them we saw. we saw very few people people that live. in those states are odd we went to a. farmers market 50 people yeah they're. odd we went we were staying in a little. town some friends of mine moved out. there they kind of retired and decided. to take up farming so they moved out to. this Farm in Vermont in Vermont they. looked like they're from Vermont too. right they all look like you could pick. them out of a lineup well we went to the. farmers market and it really was like. like it was like a caricature it's like.
that you know the dudes that look like. you if you push them they would just. crumble they have like birken stocks ber. Sanders everyone's got tie-dye shirts on. and it's just like good for you guys you. got your spot yeah they got a spot be. you right here you just got to tolerate. the winters yeah if you can tolerate the. winters you're in like the most Uber. Progressive like but really kind for the. most part it's like an idealic sort of. environment if you're there douche bags. everywh you go but no and they're like.
involved with all this communal farming. people yeah they all pitch in they help. each other out like my friends have a. bunch of land so they let these other. Farmers graze their animals on the land. and D then we went up into the woods and. my friends become an expert on uh. hunting for mushrooms oh Jes you ever do. that those people would get you killed. oh yeah cuz there's some that look good. and they're not I know there's a whole. uh nursing home incident a few years. back some guy like I'm an expert. mushroom picker got some mushrooms and.
cooked them up for everybody they all. died no yeah sh some of them would kill. you quick yeah we stuck to the shantells. yeah those are obious morels are real. obvious those are great then they have. these ones called Lobster mushrooms that. actually look like lobster and they. taste like lobster really yeah it's. freaky you eat them with butter we. sliced them up and sauteed them had them. with pasta wow yeah there it is. Sacramento B in addition to the untimely. deaths of Barbara Lope LZ and Teresa try.
saying that name. alisz four others were sickened after. they given a wild mushroom suit prepared. by a caregiver who also consumed the. poisonous potage caregiver and three. elderly residents were. hospitalized boy that guy's never. cooking for them again [ __ ] you get you. can get really sick for mushrooms really. sick like you could die like quickly. from some of them some of them superx. when you think about uh with the death. penalty they can never [ __ ] do it.
they zap people and they survive or they. shoot them up and they survive and it's. like give some [ __ ] oh it happens all. the time yeah really I thought they all. just died no a lot of times they [ __ ] up. and they have to they have to do they. have to do a few passes at isn't it. funny that they don't shoot. them yeah I'm saying what there there's. there's so many ways to kill somebody. effectively yeah you just need a tarp. and a shotgun yeah and it's over and. like the old days the sh SS only one. person would have live ammunition so.
that nobody felt the guilt you'd have. like four or five Shooters and they. didn't tell you who's was the live round. oh really yeah I thought it was a couple. guys had D maybe a couple yeah cuz you. need more more than one guy what if that. one guy just hits him in the ear like. the guy did. Trump yeah I know [ __ ] and the guy's. like what the [ __ ] is going on you all. missed this is crazy maybe the God has. spoken yeah God has said I I shouldn't. be killed I say some of these action. movies you see them [ __ ] running.
around shooting at each other and you go. like wait a minute this guy was just on. a rooftop with a sight and hitting. somebody from 300 yards away and now he. can't hit him from he's [ __ ] running. down the street and they're missing each. other with 20 shots a lot harder though. a lot harder yeah a sniper shot is all. just about not having any excess. movement right and controlling your. breath yeah so when a sniper shoots. they're prone for the most part meaning. they're lined down so the cut out all. the movement yeah your your shoulders.
rested you ever see like a sniper yeah. shoot their shoulders rested you know. they they have the stock pressed against. their body and all they're doing is. controlling this finger and not. flinching and controlling their. breathing and keeping the because you. know a lot of them a lot of these guys. can shoot from a mile away now it's. insane a mile away and do they factor in. gravity on the bullet they factor in a. bunch of different things they um a lot. of times they're using um apps you can.
use an app and you also you use an app. for the wind so you want to know like. which way the wind's blowing and and how. where to hold you know and then you have. uh a scope that's dialed out like it's. zeroed out at a very specific yardage. whatever it is so you can just put the. cross here whereever is a lot of times. if someone's hunting they would do it. like zeroed out at 100 yards so it. effectively would be up or down maybe 4. in and 300 yards or 400 yards wow yeah. so a really fast shooting flat shooting.
rifle you zero them out so this guy's. got to zero this thing out at a [ __ ]. how many thousand yards is a mile how. long is that what is that in yards 12 12. TW so i' I've heard of guys shooting. 1,500 yard. shots 15 no [ __ ] yeah so there's so much. equipment and so it has to be so dialed. in and I mean there they're citing in.
these things on ranges and it's so. specific 1700 sorry just 1700 okay. that's so crazy that's so far away. that's so far away you can barely see it. so they're looking through this insane. scope on this rifle and they've got this. Crosser on some dude's head that's a. mile away and they go boom and then you. just. wait takes a second yeah I think it. takes two seconds how how many seconds. does it take for. um let's say a 300 Win.
Mag 300 Win Mag at 1700 yards a standard. like high-powered rifle round that they. would use I don't know if that's what. they would use for snipers and you like. those guys are very the long range guys. are very different than any other kind. of shooter yeah they they're all about. the the science and the tech and all the. stuff that's involved in getting the win. like I have a buddy of mine who does. long range shooting he's not a tactic he.
just a gun enthusiast who likes long. range shooting he does competitions yeah. and they just shoot steel like and you. hear Dink it's like quite a long while. afterwards yeah so like if you're. shooting an animal and it's walking it's. super unethical yeah because you don't. know what that thing's going to do in. the time between you shooting the gun. and it like with a bow and arrow you. never shoot at a walking animal okay cuz. they're moving right or if you do you. have to be a real expert and you would.
lead you would like shoot them in the. front of the shoulder to get into the. vitals as they're walking but that's. like has an added element of woo. Anything Can Happen how much how much. adjusting do you do when you're um. shooting the crossbow like as far as. wind and distance crossbows are a little. bit more um accurate and they shoot a. bolt instead of a an arrow so it's uh. smaller and it it's probably because. it's smaller it's not going to have as. much effect by wind it's going to have.
less to move around less Mass to move. around um they're very fast though those. bolts are way faster than an arrow like. an arrow if you have a really fast bow. your your arrow is probably going to go. between 300 and 340t per second M that's. uh that's normal that's normal for like. a highspeed bow but for a a crossbow. what's the fast. crossbow I bet it's like 500 plus May.
and then you also have a scope on a. crossbow and a trigger it's much more. accurate uh like you could just put that. that thing on bang b b you know it's way. more accurate out like at a 100 yards. and you can go pop pop pop fast nah you. can't no you'd have to reload it I I was. just oh you reload each shot yeah. reloaded shot there's one guy who. invented a thing for a compound bow it's. kind of crazy it's like um it's all.
these arrows stacked in he's got like. this device and you draw it back and you. can shoot one Arrow after another mhm. 600 I found 600 feet per second that's. like when you took me shooting remember. when we went shooting up in the valley. at that guy's Ranch yes and he had a it. was a shotgun but he set it up like an. AK-47 so you could go you could shoot a. shotgun but. like yeah tan tactical yeah yeah yeah. yeah yeah dude that was the CRA you're. like you want to shoot tomorrow I was.
like yeah I figured we're going to some. range with a bunch of you know yuppies. shoot and in eyes shirts and flipflops. and I walk and we drive down I I get off. the highway get to a dirt road down the. dirt road get to a [ __ ] dirt driveway. I'm like where the [ __ ] are we going and. we get to this place and it's Ukrainian. chicks in yoga shorts and and like crop. tops and they are the most bad ass they. are they are [ __ ] Master shots yeah.
and we get down there and what was the. guy's name that runs yeah holy [ __ ] he. taught Keo Reeves for all the John Wick. movies he taught Hal Barry when she was. in John Wick he teaches anytime like a. celebrity needs to learn how to look. like a real assassin they go to that guy. yeah he's a multiple time champion and. and those you know when they do those. they have a course and you run the. course and you know like they time you. and. that guy wins all those [ __ ] things.
oh he's a wizard yeah he's like revered. for his his military no I don't think so. he's just a psycho and what about the. what about the women where do they come. from I think that's his social media PL. and then a lot of those women are real. actual competitors they they do those. same sort of competitions they just. happen to be 10 have you ever seen those. gun competitions no well I they're fun. to watch see if you can find one of. those where they they run a course so. they time them and you know and it's all. about accuracy speed but if you're a hot.
chick and you can get involved in. something that's a like primarily male. thing like what is the the ratio of male. gun enthusiast to female gun enthusiast. is it 7 to3 like what you oh way more. I'm being nice yeah you're being very ni. I'm being real nice so if you're a hot. chick in yoga shorts and you're also. awesome with a gun get a lot of. attention no there one of the biggest. social media accounts is this girl who's. a re she's super hot full figured golfer.
oh of course she's huge of course yes. yeah yeah yeah yeah if you can get if. you're hot in that world you know a. world of like Dopey men MH that's a. great Ploy it's a good move it's like. being a one of those uh women that. attracts Fe like Sher or bet Midler that. attracts gay guys attracts gay guys. that's the best draw Chelsea Handler. like they all get all these gay guys. showing up and they spend money they got.
that they got that you know no no. children money yeah kicking around in. the pockets yeah no children money is. real money although now they not now. most have children do you know that. those guys get divorced the least I love. that that's amazing the ratio is correct. me if I'm wrong uh with male female it's. like 50% but it's skewed it's not really. 50% with it is is a lot of people are. serial divorces okay so they get married.
and get divorced get married and get. divorced like the amount of people that. stay together it's probably higher than. 50% but there's a bunch of Jennifer. Lopez's out there [ __ ] up the curve. you know there's a bunch of people that. get like four or five marriages five six. seven marriages people are out of their. minds right yeah um then there's. lesbians that's real high that's like 70. plus% divorced yeah 70 plus% but then. there's gay guys gay guys. I think it's 26% divorce ratio [ __ ] yep.
super low dude because you get to hang. out with a dude you dang I would love to. marry you we would have such a good time. we have so much fun we'd have fun all. the. time just like chickening out every time. it was time to suck your dick I'd be. like sorry man I don't like how that. thing looks you'd be like [ __ ] balls I. should have dress my balls up nice for. Greg yeah gay guys they're hanging out. with guys I mean I joked around about it. in my special like I that I wish I was.
gay cuz it's like if that's what you. liked like you're hanging out with a. bunch of guys sounds fun as long as. they're not annoying right you know. because an annoying like an annoying. girl is not as annoying as an annoying. guy annoying guys can be re they can be. a real problem like aggro annoying guys. yeah yeah they're the wor they're worse. than anything you never feel comfortable. yeah you're like always in this state of. oh God they're always trying to one up. everybody something could happen here.
something stupid this guy could break a. bottle and drink from it you know. there's morons out there yeah you. annoying guys are dangerous uhhuh. annoying girls are just usually just. annoying right just just an annoying. human they don't have that element of. this could be dangerous that's a good. point yeah especially if they're big big. drunk guys are scary they get [ __ ]. they get those gopher eyes their eyes. their pupils go away they just like a. [ __ ] zombie I wonder what the stats.
are on drunk driving between men and. women I bet it's so much higher with. dudes just crazy dudes because a lot of. girls like I can [ __ ] do it I can. [ __ ] do it yeah you know but then men. are like I'm not even drunk bro yeah my. dad used to drunk Drive crazy he crashed. a car into a tree and died and they. brought him back to life he's in the. emergency room for weeks man are four. times more drunk d. four times more drunk driving related.
accidents than women drunk male drivers. cause 80% of the drunk driving. fatalities documented holy [ __ ] 81% of. people arrested for drunk driving were. men only 19% were women how many of. those women just had big tits and they. ma'am we we'll take you. home you live by. yourself yeah cops have a weakness for. drunk women for sure oh yeah well. there's some [ __ ] body cams out there. of girls going I'll do anything please.
please don't arrest me I'll do anything. yeah what was the one where she goes uh. she goes don't you want to help out a. pretty wom Pretty Woman and he goes well. if I see one I'll help her. out you never saw that I didn't see that. one I never know how many of them are. real these days because I think these. days there's a lot of people who fake. police interactions and they do stuff. for clout they stage things for clout. they'll make a viral video of like a.
fake fight people throwing things at. each other all for clout I like the one. where the fa the father in the sun he it. they always do these big crazy physical. stunts where like they destroy the. living room and have a fight and they. scream at each other but it's so real I. bought it the first two times then I was. like oh no they're not fighting this. often this hard they wouldn't still be. living together right but it's so funny. oh that's funny yeah you can trick. people today there's a lot of uh fake.
stuff going on you know yeah a lot of. fake and how many war footage videos. were out people go that's from a video. game like what well I guess faces of. death a lot of those were fake yep yeah. a lot of. them the war footage stuff is crazy. because that's how good the video games. are MH those video games are so good. today that you watch especially if. you're looking at it on your phone right. like especially my eyes my eyes aren't. that good and I'm looking at some. [ __ ] jet getting sh down like wow. that's crazy look how high res that is.
who kudos to the camera guy really like. then I'm like oh it's a video game you. [ __ ]. idiot well how much longer until like. you know the AI nudes are so [ __ ]. real oh yeah and now they're making AI. nude videos not just Stills yeah well. they can do AI porn for sure yeah I mean. I haven't seen it but I I'm sure it. exists because they can do AI scenes. with human beings that are IND. discernible you you cannot tell it's.
gone the Sora the newest technology have. you seen it no Google that bring that. one up Jamie of the Tokyo Street so they. have this footage that is all just. prompt right so they put in a promp to. this AI like um Drone footage of Tokyo. Street while it's snowing and this video. is entirely fake and it looks exactly. like someone flew a drone over Tokyo the. people are moving in random manners.
they're moving at different speeds they. look they look natural look at this this. is all fake. dude this is even six months old I think. this is newer stuff now too so it's even. better than it's even look at that this. is insane it's look how good the texture. looks on the snow like on the how it. varies y I mean look all the people the. [ __ ] the it's just wild man and this. is the stuff that we know about you know. this is a stuff I mean for sure they.
have some new version of this that they. just haven't released to the public yet. well and also uh how it's affecting the. entertainment business like Tyler Perry. just was about to build a billion doll. studio in Atlanta it's because that and. then he S no then he saw that he. canceled the plans he's like what we. don't need yeah physical production any. longer it was an $800 million facility. he was putting down he saw Sora that's. what he saw oh okay and they realized. like oh we don't need any of this. anymore they're not going to need actors. either right which is like part of the.
strike was that they were trying to own. the digital rights to a person like say. if if they paid you you're a background. extra they don't want to have to keep. paying extras so what we'll own all. their faces yeah they stand and they get. shot in a green screen from like eight. different angles for a half an hour and. then they own them for life this is. newer this is 11 days old it says it was. posted by open AI Jesus Christ man. they're they're all looking at a UFO.
this is bananas this is completely. bananas yeah this is all AI generated. not to mention the scripts are going to. be mostly AI generated oh yeah 100% but. this that's the thing I'm saying about. this that when they're doing this stuff. and like putting this stuff into a. prompt it's easy it's like. instantaneous yeah and so what they were. trying to do with these background like. imagine you're a background guy. um you know you just moved to Hollywood.
you know you want to get work as an. actor so you decide to take a background. gig in a movie you sign this thing off. but then you wind up becoming successful. that's how almost all actors get started. sure they start as background people or. work on the crew they get auditions. that's Harrison Ford he was a [ __ ]. Carpenter right they all but they now. they have your likeness for the rest of. your life and then you just shove you. into movies hey why is Harrison Ford in. that [ __ ] movie yeah oh well Harrison. Ford was extra you know wow yeah [ __ ].
that so they don't need to shoot new. stuff they can use old footage of people. D they don't need anything anymore they. could do John Wayne movies but really. sophisticated like Tarantino John Wayne. movie like they could do that right now. like someone in AI using this program. maybe not now maybe five months from now. can make a John Wayne Tarantino film. like make a a western but in the style. of Quinton Tarantino with the same type. of dialogue uhhuh like that Robert.
Rodriguez would direct with him yeah and. put that together and they could make it. in the style of these they just look at. Kill Bill look at Reservoir Dogs okay we. kind of know what he's into. okay bam and it's Moody it's dark. there's rain dripping from the ceiling. you're looking at the gun before he. shoots the guy the pupils dilate the. [ __ ] the pores guy's got a HCK Mark. face from acne scars I mean they can do.
everything man it's it it looks like a. real movie and a movie is a little. easier to do than video I would think. because in a movie you make the. background blurry it's a little softer. yeah that's a weird thing like we like. films where we that doesn't look real we. like a film where when you're talking. everybody in the background's blurry I. don't want to see everybody in the. background. clear like remember the first time I got.
a high def TV it threw me I was like. this looks fake this everything looks. fake yeah everything was too much in my. face and uh I think Tarantino still. shoots on film yeah I think his films. are all all done on film I think the. problem with video is it's too good yeah. it's too good like soap operas like. don't they shoot those on film or on. video they shoot them on video it's. probably cheaper I'm sure it's video. because the editing is so much easier. when you edit film you have to convert. it and then edit it and then you got to.
convert it back again o and so when you. like I've written on TV shows that were. filmed and first of all you can't do as. many takes in a row because you have to. change the reels on the cameras yeah so. you get to get in you know two or three. takes and you got to stop down for five. minutes and reload I'm pretty sure news. radio was. filmed yeah I'm sure it was yeah 90% And. I think Fear Factor was not I usually. multicamera is when you're in a studio. like everybody loves Raymond or. something like that that's that's. usually shot digitally I think they.
tried to do it digitally like one. episode or something God maybe I'm. remembering maybe it was something else. I did but I remember they were trying to. make this. transition but people didn't like the. way it looked there was a video on an. advertisement the other day with Tom. Cruz and someone else and they were. talking about the settings on your. television that if you have the settings. in your television set um from the. factory incorrectly it can make these. brilliant films FMS look too much like. video mhm because of whatever funky you.
know [ __ ] they're doing to make the film. the television look clearer and crisper. which is great in most things but it's. not great when you're watching a film. that's been sort of designed to get you. to focus on specific things and have the. background more blurry right like I. remember the first time I saw I one of. the Star Wars films like St like Return. of the Jedi or one of those and I saw it. on a high resolution big screen TV I was. like this looks like dog [ __ ] yeah the.
background was so fake it was like so. clearly like a painting of a spaceship. in the background it looks so corny but. in the movies it looked perfect yeah. right yeah I was going to shoot my. special on film I actually was talking. to Kodak and getting like getting the. reels and it ended up it was going to be. three times more expensive to shoot it. on film o but but think about like live. at the Sunset Strip or oh yeah I mean. just it felt like you were in the room. you could smell it and feel it you know. it's also a time capsule too though.
right yeah like there's something about. that where you're like God Richard PR is. like 35 back then look at them you know. look at the crowd look at the audience. this is wild what was it like back then. imagine being alive back then and and. sitting in that audience back then like. [ __ ] right is there any good footage of. Lenny Bruce there's some a lot of black. and white stuff I would love to see that. yeah there's a lot of unfortunate. footage that was him when he was was. kind of going crazy at the end of his. life he was just reading from.
transcripts of his trial yeah did you. see those yeah that's bad they're weird. yeah they're weird yeah because people. don't know what they're listening to. like why am I listening to this he. became obsessed with his trial uhhuh. trials you know they were just they were. putting that guy in jail for doing. something we do every night MH which is. really crazy yeah really. crazy yeah there we go from 1965. I'm happy alone don't you.
see I've convinced you I don't know I. get so dramatic about you better off. alone man I got to that's it I'm going. to get a whole bunch of new suits you. know I've had the same dumb suit for 10. years you walk in her closet you can't. even. breathe that's said I'll get a whole. bunch of Suits I'll get a chick that. likes to hang out man some I'll get a. I'll have the Vodka parties that's mod. vodka parties swing it up ball it up got. a chck I got a chick lights to.
drink Bo my wife sure used to look good. standing up against this. thing she's the lowest. though I really put her down no no I. really miss her I don't want some sharp. chick that can coat caroak and walk with. poise I just want to hear my old lady. say get up and fix the sink it's still. making. noise all alone. all.
alone like the nearsighted dog where the. bone this isn't probably the best. example that I don't know why you picked. that but the oldest version of him I. like that [ __ ] suit yeah it is a. sharp suit that is uh and all that [ __ ]. you know what's great the Dustin Hoffman. film where he plays him he did a [ __ ]. phenomenal job did he did a [ __ ]. phenomenal job Dustin Hoffman nailed it. he nailed it it's tough to play a.
comedian when you're not a comedian. there's something you can't put your. finger on about the rhythm of it well. you know they're Faking It Well you know. who's not bad is have you seen that show. hacks no Jean Smart she's [ __ ] good. yeah she's a great actress but she's she. she pulls it off Well the lady who did. marvelous Mrs masel oh yeah she pulled. it off she pulled it off y yeah that was. Joan Rivers it's based on basically. right I don't know it seems like it's. the same time a little I think maybe.
maybe an influence but I think it's a. pretty unique fictional story of someone. who's friends with Lenny Bruce Hax is. definitely based on Joan Rivers oh. really because she has a whole QVC line. and it's it's a lot of the same stuff. but then the woman that plays she's got. like this writer who's like her she. writes for her and goes on the road with. her played by Lorraine Newman's daughter. oh wow I can't remember her name but. she's [ __ ] great you know the best. conspiracy theory about rivers is that. she was killed because she outed.
Michelle Obama for being a man oh. gosh mij for the Marvin M me was. inspired by real life comedian Joan. Rivers sharing similarities in their. upbringing education and performing at. The Gaslight Cafe in New. York. um she Nails it though y Rachel. Brosnahan is that how you say her name. she's so Talent she's won I think she's. won at least two Emmys for that show. yeah she the first season and the second. season are. amazing I I trailed off in the third.
season I bailed off in the third season. also you know what it got if it got very. sticky it got very Jewish sounding like. almost like a Neil Simon play I want to. see the struggle in her trying to make. it because it's kind of crazy that this. housewife decides to become a comedian. and she's actually really talented and. kind of wild and crazy but then once she. starts making I'm bored yeah cuz now. you're in nonsense land now she's going. to be glamorous or she's doing Uso tours. like shut the [ __ ] up yeah you know. who's great in that show is Kevin. Pollock oh yeah yeah he's really strong.
he is great in that he's one of those. guys that just like he could do anything. for a lot of you ever see his IMDb page. like hundreds of roles oh yeah yeah play. Bad Guys good guys yeah he's a good. comic too he is yeah it's um it's hard. for people to pull off. because you got to really be doing it CU. if you're not really doing it I know. you're not really doing it like if if. it's not really making the audience. laugh like even if you had to do your. act and there was a crowd of people that.
were paid to laugh at your act MH so you. have to do your act they've see you do. it over and over and over again take. five and they do and they have to ha I'm. going to know you're not connecting with. them I'm going to know they're not. connecting with you you're never really. going to be able to do that in a movie. unless the guy actually does stand up. yeah like if Louis CK was going to do a. movie about a comic and he he would have. to like do standup and you know he used. to do that in Louis right in Louis at. the begin of the show he would do a. little standup well they if you he.
actually did the standup though that was. actual real standup I think Seinfeld too. did that he got real audiences the only. way to do it if you have a movie and you. have a bunch of people that are being. paid to sit and be audience members like. the whole dynamic is [ __ ] it's never. going to be real it has to be you'd have. to just have bring in crowds just bring. in a bunch of crowds like have a comic. do it and film it at a theater film four. shows it's the only way you're going to. do it you have to actually do it this.
way and you might have to swap out the. crowds cuz you're doing multiple takes. so just bring in a new one after two. hours yeah well instead of doing. multiple takes what you would do is you. would just film all the standup and then. splice it into the show or the movie. that's what you would do right that's. the only way to do it make it real Tom. remember remember uh what was Tom. Han terrible s field oh my God they had. they had lockers at the comedy club you. already had their own locker remember we. were like you and I had just started. back then cuz that was like when that. was going on and I remember thinking God.
the difference between real life and. these [ __ ] movies is so but it was. also when they were doing standup it. wasn't funny it wasn't real uhhuh there. was nothing it wasn't locked in you know. no and he hadn't uh and it's always that. same storyline every com which you know. look there's an element of truth to it. but like they they're starting out. they've got a stick and then somebody an. older person pulls out and go hey man. you got to just be yourself you got use. your own voice and then all a sudden. they go up with no script but they just.
are themselves I mean they did it but. it's true I mean it is true to a certain. extent but they just hat she had. material in maso she had a lot of [ __ ]. that she was on her mind stories she. wanted to tell those stories she thought. were hilarious yeah that's that was a. little different but punchline was just. nonsense oh my god well although I heard. a story you remember Lucian Holt from. the comic strip look at him. all wait there oh that's uh Taylor uh. the locker room I tlor something he was.
he was super talented yeah he was a. super nice guy too [ __ ] what was his. last name he died a few years back. yeah Negron Taylor Negron that's it. that's it funny dude yeah um very nice. guy came up to me the Improv one night. and we had a cool conversation but. Lucian Holt brought me to his apartment. and uh Lucian hle by the way I mean some. people he had mixed feelings because. anytime you're a club Booker you're. going to have a certain number of people. that just are not a fan because they. didn't get pasted but Lucian was an.
amazing guy he was a curator of Eddie. Murphy of Chris Rock like he was the guy. that brought people through the strip. Adam Sandler yeah and uh he brought me. to his apartment one time and he had. Wall to--all video this back when. everything was half inch V you know VHS. tapes walls of everybody's first times. wow and so he showed me when Tom Hanks. came in for punchline he only did stand. up for like three nights and he came. into this strip and he did it and I got.
to be honest like he came in and he had. some written material and he [ __ ] did. good and then someone heckled and he. like annihilated them and then got back. into the material I was like [ __ ] this. guy this is him oh is that is that the. tape 1987 yeah fighting for the love of. his son by arm wrestling a bald guy. still on his back still an arm wrestling. competition now do you think. Stallone wins the competition Bonnie.
chance is this the most exciting thing. to make a movie about arm. [Applause]. wrestling you know you know you can bet. this bald guy is going to get Stallone. over like this at some point you know I. think you're they going to have the the. the close-ups the hand the eye the hand. the. eye dude first time pretty [ __ ] good. pretty [ __ ] good with the.
pauses is the flashback sequence to his. son poppy poppy over the. top place is going to go nuts see they. should have used that in the movie. exactly that was it look grainy but no. no no no it doesn't have to be grainy. but that film him film him actually. doing standup yeah that's what you. should have done yeah so it's not that. he sucked cuz right there he just did it. but he was at flip the top nobody knows. to use these goddamn. things it's amazing how many people you.
give them a calibri lighter and they. just well it's like man discovering. fire so if they used that I would have. bought that movie that would have been a. much better movie how did they not know. that yeah if you're doing a film on. standup yeah and you're going to have. Comics you could have just had them. doing standup yep actually do standup. just get a comedy club you say Tom Hanks. is going to perform it's going to sell. out and they say oh and ladies and. gentlemen you guys are going to be in a. movie please do not Hackle and uh have a.
great show like oh my God we're going to. be a movie this is amazing you'd be. extra excited all happy it would be. great it would have been a great movie. yeah but maybe you know Sally FS jokes. were terrible in that movie I like to. see her set you know who wrote all the. jokes who uh Barry soel he do it on. purposly bad no I think they gave him. like five minutes something I don't know. but he used to kill it back then very. soble oh yeah when I first started. coming to the store he was one of the.
big names there yeah he was on MTV a lot. back then I remember that was the guy. from punchline but it was a quite a. while afterwards right so this was like. 94 and that movie was like. 88 and he was still kind of doing that. same kind of character and that was the. weird thing about the store in 94 it's. like you know when a. wave hits a Shore and then pulls back. you see like Driftwood and [ __ ] get get. stuck on the beach that was the store in.
94 because Kennison was this wave and. kenis and that movement was this wave. that washed over comedy in. Hollywood and then Kennison left the. store and then Kennison died in a car. accident and then I came to the store. like two years later and it was like. Beachwood you know it's like [ __ ]. Driftwood and bottle caps and [ __ ] right. it's like there was a lot of guys there. that should have not been doing standup. anymore they had been doing the same act.
for 30 years it was weird bodax guy like. I was like this is The Comedy Store like. this is weird and there was 18 people in. the crowd and then like d marera would. go up or someone legit would show up or. Daman wayin would show up and you go oh. there's still some good guys here. there's still some good guys here but it. was um when Kennison was around it. was because it was like this vibrant. energy to Comedy in Hollywood and I. missed that wave mhm God I wish I could. have seen it imagine that Robin Williams. popping in nuts [ __ ] going I hope he.
doesn't do my. material yeah he was in the crowd one. night I was at the comedy Celler and he. was in the crowd yeah just s for some. reason he was he was drunk it was like. he he had had a lapse and he started. heckling me but like in a playful way. like he wanted to like improv [ __ ]. around yeah so I we I did I played with. him I couldn't I don't know where I got. it in me but I was like [ __ ] on him. for being morg from or he was laughing. he didn't jump up on the stage which. would have been [ __ ] sweet but uh and.
then he hung out after I met him a few. times [ __ ] sweetest guy in the world. and not at all how he is on stage like. very sweet very minimal calm very very. much like interested in you like ask you. questions yeah I met him once at The. Improv and I didn't know I was talking. to him until like a couple minutes into. our conversation oh [ __ ] so I was I did. a show at the Improv then afterwards I. was taking pictures so I was in the. front bar and there's a line of people. just take a picture saying hi to people.
and this guy comes up and he's he's he. said that was really wonderful I really. really love this one bit he's talking to. me about this bit he's like that bit was. like God the courage to say that and I'm. like this is Robin Williams like CU he. had a big white beard and a hat on and I. didn't realize oh well thank you man I. go I really appreciate it thank and. thank you for coming goes yeah I really. wanted to watch your set it was really. fun wow was likey Co wow it was cool but. I was like this is the craziest thing is. he didn't introduce himself I'm Robin.
Williams He waited in line nobody. noticed that he was in line cuz he had. this big beard a big beard and glasses. and a hat on yeah and it tooking like I. was like oh. [ __ ] super nice guy super nice guy I. wish there wasn't that joke stealing. thing connected with him but I. think in his defense I think he was kind. of crazy I don't think he remembered he. was doing it I think it was just like it. was sticky jokes were sticky to him and.
then they came up because he was. improvising and I read this article. about that's a. nice that's a hopeful way of think you. hope he didn't know he was doing it was. like [ __ ] it I'm doing it anyway I want. to make it he used to steal so much from. uh Rick Overton that he was getting he. would just call his manager and be like. he did it again and they just cut him a. check but it was like you know money. doesn't cover it that's your tool belt. that's not only that it could be the. difference between you making it and not. making it right you can have one bit.
like sometimes for a comic it's one bit. that you base an entire career on and. you have this one bit and this bit shows. you that with the proper focus and a. subject where you're really connected to. it you can come up with a banger so I I. I can [ __ ] and you can headline and. close with that and if some guy just. does that on TV they have just hamstring. your act like you don't have a closer. anymore MH and maybe you base other. stuff on that bit like maybe it's like.
it point you point to it at previous. times so that the end part is even. funnier because it's kind of a call back. like yeah and you could I've seen it. happen to guys where their career just. just tanked you remember uh uh Larry. Larry Miller's closing bit on the 10. stages or how many stages of being drunk. he closed with that [ __ ] for years and. people demanded it because it was just. it was an act out so you didn't get sick. of seeing it right right and he honed it.
over the year I mean he's such a. Craftsman he's such an exacting. performer and and such a precise writer. and then I saw some guy doing that bit. and I was like dude I mean I hate to. bring up Mania but like it was like that. thing with Cosby with the football thing. like yeah like dude that's like. exact not only that it's a legendary bit. yeah that's what's crazy but I think. people did things before they understood. the internet because they didn't.
understand that there's going to be real. consequences it's not just some people. talking about things it's a video that. shows the bit by Cosby and then your bit. back to back you could it there's a. thing that happened because of the. internet where it wasn't a rumor anymore. it was like you could just see it right. in front of your face and go oh there's. no way well especially when it's more. than one bit and they put a compilation. together then like wow there's also. there's a thing that happens with those. guys where you see there's a stark.
contrast between the material they steal. and the material they write themselves. like the material they write themselves. doesn't make any sense it's like they're. doing a caricature of the the guy who is. killing with the jokes with that same. attitude but now you have nothing. connected to it but you have all this. confidence but it doesn't make any sense. and when they get caught then they have. to do their own stuff and you usually. it's a [ __ ] drop off a cliff yeah.
it's a drop off a cliff the difference. between the early stuff where they. weren't stealing or they were stealing. rather and the later stuff where they. have to write their own stuff well also. when you get guys that aren't just. taking and not just guys women obviously. um who aren't just taking the jokes but. they're taking the Persona like how many. guys did we see being Bill Hicks back in. the day well there was a sign in The. Green Room of the punch line in Atlanta. quit trying to be Hicks remember that. yeah yeah somebody the back the back.
Green Room of the punchline Atlanta or. yeah in Atlanta was awesome because. there was a bunch of people that signed. the wall you know the walls were all. signed and it was like wow that guy. Mitch Hedberg and and this big sign. somebody wrote quit trying to be Hicks. that's awesome yeah that was a great. Club Atlanta punch line perfect Club. perfect old wooden Club perfect club and. it had uh they must have done comedy 30. years there easily they moved to a they. moved to a it's funny because it's not.
as big of a place and it's connected to. like a diner but it still kind of got. the magic oh of the old punch line yeah. that's great Atlanta ker we did a nice. theater in Atlanta one time remember. that yeah that was fun that was fun as. [ __ ] yeah Atlanta's great it's great. comedy Place yeah it's um you know it's. it sucks they had to lose that original. spot though that original spot was so. perfectly designed I think it was. literally crumbling by the end was it. yeah build I think it was a tear down.
yeah and I just like there's something. about old clubs where you really can. feel the history oh yeah like Zanies Zan. in Nashville yeah the punch line in San. Francisco Comedy Works I'm there next. week yeah you field in the walls yeah. it's like uh so many people have laughed. there so many people have had good times. there it's like burned into the building. and also I think the the staff you can. tell a great Club because you go back. year after year and it's the same staff. yeah you know you got people that you.
know it's a waitress that she's been. working there 20 years but she's got a. day job but she's like [ __ ] that I'm com. I'm still coming in on Friday nights. because these are my friends you know. and I get to see all the comics that. I've Loved over the years and um yeah. the the all those clubs set then you go. to some of these bigger clubs where. they're like a chain and the turnover is. fast yeah there's a big difference yeah. it's also it's like. you have a regular job at a restaurant. or something like that like is that.
boring y isn't that boring when you. rather go see comedy have fun laugh. everybody's drinking it's like festive. environment even if you're not like. listening to the comic if someone's. killing you're in the room someone's. killing feels good yeah's got some good. energy to it I know and it's also my. niece moved out to San Diego and I got. her a job as a waitress at the comedy. store in La Hoya oh wow and so she hit. the ground running because like you know. you don't know people all a sudden she's. working with a staff of people that are. all fun as [ __ ] and they work together.
and then they all go out for drinks. afterwards and and now she's got a real. job and she's yeah she's still working. there one or two nights a week that. comedy store in laoya is another one of. those places it's a classic room classic. room you kill that room yeah I know. quite a few people have done specials. there well I think the store is yeah I. think the store is actually setting out. to do a bunch of specials down there. they've got they've got some good people. that they've kind of hired to do a. production wing of the store it's a. perfect room yeah perfect room you know.
it's like it's actually even better than. the O because there's less people going. in like there's less noise like the O. has the problem with that hallway that. hallway sucks and it's also not La so. you've got a little bit of a better. cross-section of people yeah yeah more. fun yeah less pretense yeah yeah that's. a problem with LA everybody in the. audience wants to be on. stage yeah yeah if even if they're not. fun they wish they were or they could. have been maybe that could have been me. you know where they it's not like this.
is Mike you know Mike as a [ __ ] runs. a John Deere factory he likes to go out. with his wife on the weekend and laugh. that's it like a normal guy y just a. human no everybody wants the like that. whole town is at least poisoned by. people that want to be famous mhm is at. least some aspect of it the radio a from. that. Chernobyl is in everything in everything.
that everybody does there's a certain. percentage of [ __ ] that exists in. normal conversations in Hollywood that. just doesn't exist in the rest of the. country no I was just in New York last. week and all anybody talks about in New. York is they talk about politics in a. smart way they talk about culture they. talk about writers and and then you go. back to LA and they just all talk about. show like even your doctor your doctor. wants to talk about his famous. his like you're a fcking doctor I don't.
that Leonard Nemo used to come here he. dead you failed all head shots all over. the. wall. yeah it's so strange my shrink said to. me one. time uh he goes uh I was telling him. about how I was down I don't know if you. remember this but I used to do Stern a. lot and Stern I I asked him to write the. forwards of my book and do you remember. this story I do remember yeah yeah so he.
basically ran me through the mill and it. was it was a bit it was a radio bit you. know it wasn't mean-spirited but it was. a little mean-spirited well it came off. it came off way worse than the reality. of it was cuz he explain it to people. that don't know what we're talking about. well so I asked him to write the Ford to. my book and then he uh he said on the. air there's a million things I'd rather. do than sit down and write this for it. and I think the I think the the intent. was he didn't want people coming to him. and ask him to do things like this or. he'd be doing it all the time so I uh I. asked him to do it and he just starts. busting my balls and calling me at home.
and saying I don't want to do this and. blah BL blah so I go to my shrink and. I'm talking about I have. depression just let that sit for a. second and he says to me he goes it's so. weird I have a he should have never. [ __ ] told me this he goes I have a. patient that came in and he said he's. having a hard time lately and I said. well what's going on and he goes well my. boss at work is a [ __ ] douche my wife. keeps telling me I'm not you know. emotional enough and then there's this. guy named Greg fit Simmons on the Howard.
Stern Show and they're just torturing. him it's just and I go you shouldn't. [ __ ] tell me that oh my God he. shouldn't have told you that and now. you're walking through the streets. thinking everybody stares you like that. [ __ ] loser look at him yeah that's. the problem with having that kind of a. platform. uh-huh but uh but I'm better now my. depression has never been better what'. you do different um I got way more.
disciplined about working out you can. probably see. it look at that guns I guns I'm doing. yoga I'm doing um well they say that. that is 1.25 times more effective than. ssris yeah regular exercise yeah regular. exercise I meditate just meditated. before I came here every day I think. that's 90% of what's wrong with people I. know that it's such a meathead. perspective but I think everybody should.
do something physical I think we have. requirements I know you don't want to do. it but I think we have requirements just. like you have to brush your teeth just. like you have to eat food just like you. have to take vitamins I think we have. requirements I think you have. requirements to move or it [ __ ] with. your head and gym class used to be. intense at school you used to you used. to have a [ __ ] locker and shower. after third period because they just. made you run like an army obstacle. course and do push-ups and jumping jacks. we played dodgeball yeah yeah we grew up.
with dodgeball which was crazy you were. whipping balls into people's faces your. heart was racing yeah dude and you're. chasing people with the ball and if you. catch some kid who [ __ ] stumbles he's. getting it right in the face right that. game was it was and the girls went down. fast horrible you see the big red wel on. the side of her leg the Irish girl with. the pale skin gets [ __ ] pegged it was.
horrible it was horrible she got vero's. veins on her neck to this day yeah. there's some people that were really. good at throwing that [ __ ] dodgeball. too that [ __ ] was terrifying yeah those. kids with the long arms and they got rid. of that yeah they got rid of that but. dude we used to run laps oh yeah we used. to [ __ ] run laps and then and then. you felt good you went back to class I. taught my kids their Gym classes weren't. [ __ ] they didn't have to do anything the. hardest thing I ever did when I was a. kid was wrestling I did one year of. wrestling and it was so but I couldn't.
do both that and Taekwondo at the same. time it was just too much and I had to. make a decision and so I I I picked. Taekwondo mostly because it's easier. yeah it was way easier right to the. training for wrestling was so hard that. I would be like in school I'd be like my. brain was like half on I was just. thinking oh my God we're going to have. to run stairs tonight oh my God we're. going to have to do live drills. [ __ ] fireman's carry carry each other. up the [ __ ] stadium stairs there's no.
tougher training man wrestling is brutal. but my my son he was having trouble when. he was in uh not k no preschool he was. biting kids he was like crazy and so the. teacher said there's this place called. Marina Taekwondo in Venice great program. for kids so he started in preschool and. he went all the way through 8th grade he. got his black belt uh his Junior black. belt and it changed him [ __ ] changed. him he became disciplined it calmed him. down he used to go like three or four. days a week yeah I think it sounds crazy.
but I think it's a requirement for kids. to do something physical and really. would help if you did something scary. like a martial art it's just good for. developing your brain and developing. your ability to do difficult things when. he when he got his black I don't know if. they always do this but when he got his. black belt they had he had to do you. know certain what do they call them. kadas is that the depends on K is a. yeah he was he was I think he did his. katas and then he had to break some. boards and then he had to do whatever.
and then he had to fight two black belts. like at the same time and he had to go. like three rounds at the same time they. [ __ ] sicked him on him and uh Mr Joon. Keith Jones shout out and uh it was. tough and he they came out and he. started crying and Mr Jones sat him down. and he goes you're going to get back in. there you're going to finish this and he. went in and he wiped his tears and he. [ __ ] finished and he got his black. belt it was badass yeah how old was he. with starting kindergartens this would.
have been in like I don't know sixth or. seventh grade it's kind of crazy to give. a kid a black belt yeah little kids yeah. cuz it's not real yeah you know it's. like different schools have different. requirements and different belief. systems when it comes to that but. somewhere along the line um that's where. the term MCD Dojo comes from oh. somewhere along the line they develop. these strip mall karate places it was in. a strip mall that would uh they would.
graduate children all the way up to. Black Belt and they would also they they. made it real easy for you to do it where. you didn't Spar and they do started. doing a bunch of stuff to make it less. realistic but less attrition so less. people quit and so they make more money. and so like some of these schools that. have hundreds and hundreds of students. they'd be making bank and then there was. like there was like a place called Fred. valari when I was living in Boston and. Fred valaris was a karate it was a chain. they were they were all over the place.
but the people that came out of there if. they had to fight they'd be maybe some. of them would be good but it's not the. best place to learn it's a MC Dojo you. know it's they taught you karate but. yeah you got to do it in the real place. you got to do it in a a [ __ ] real. place with real Savages that's the only. way you're going to get good at it you. got to get to a real scary place where. there's a bunch of people and they're. [ __ ] sweating and kicking the bag and. and you got to that's where you got to.
go but I do think there is something to. giving a kid a goal like you're going to. get your blue belt and train for that. you're going to get your red belt Junior. black belt's Not a Bad Thing to call it. as long as you're calling it a junior. black belt yeah it's like you're not a. man yet you don't really have the. ability to hurt people you know most. people don't really have the ability to. hurt people until they're like 15 16 17. then you can really hurt people and it. comes quick it goes from you being a boy. right when you are 12 years old you are. a. boy when I was 15 I was fighting men so.
from 12 to 15 yeah so when I was 15 my. instructor was crazy and he would he. would put you in like you were young. teenagers he would put you in. tournaments in men's tournaments 18 and. over wow yeah just say you're 18 they. just put you right in there oh my God it. was terrifying terrifying so you go from. not being able to hurt people to. Knocking grown men unconscious in a in a. short period of time it was the first.
time I knocked a grown man unconscious I. was 16 years old wow I head kicked this. dude and knocked him unconscious and I. was like this is crazy was that snoring. yes 100% yeah it was full contact he was. snoring and I was like this is nuts and. I was 16 yeah I was like this is crazy. so that's like a real black I was a. black belt when I was 17 that's but it. was a real black belt I was fighting. black belts. I can hurt you you can't really hurt. anybody when you're 12 yeah but that's. what's so nuts in 5 years you become a.
[ __ ] machine in five years five years. go I've been here for four years I've. been living here for four years. nothing's changed I'm exactly the same. person but from 12 to 17 you're a. different [ __ ] human being yeah and. also when the fear of being physically. hurt is driving you to push yourself to. be better yes that's real yes yeah well. it's. also you don't have any responsibilities. you have nothing to do you have hormones.
for the first time in your life so you. have all this [ __ ] energy and this. [ __ ] ra and you're your whole day you. can just dedicate to this crazy thing. and go around kicking people and and. learning something and getting better at. something where everybody else is just. listening to lead Zeppelin smoking. cigarettes and trying to figure out if. they're going to go to college and. you're out there doing something nuts. yeah my uh my nephew he grew up in South. Africa and he was like you know had. every letter ADHD whatever he had it all.
and he was a he was the the number one. most he he got the record at his school. for the most uh detentions they kept. track and they like gave him an award. and then he found rugby when he was like. 14 he started doing rugby hard and he's. a big thick kid and he became an animal. and it straightened him out he's right. now he's at Columbia University he was. he was in the nav he went up for the uh. Green Berets no the Navy Seals have you. seen and he just missed it he was he.
made it all the way to hell week and. then got dropped from the program that's. crazy but because he was in the Navy. they gave him a full ride to Colombia. they pay him they pay him to go to. school at Columbia on I guess it's the. GI bill is that what they call it uh. probably something like that yeah. yeah yeah I think putting a kid who's. got some because you get anger when you. when you have all these learning. disabilities you get very angry oh yeah. you know because you're not fitting in. you're not doing as well you're trying. your hardest and you're coming up short.
and you get [ __ ] angry and you need. something to focus that on I think all. kids need something to focus yeah they. just need something it's too easy to. just be lazy and Bo my life is terrible. cuz you're not doing anything you're not. getting excited you do stuff like how. many kids were depressed in the 1920s. they only depressed if they were. starving they were running around I. think the whole country was depressed it. was The Depression that exactly there. was the 30s yeah let's go with the the. teens well the 30s was The Depression.
right so the Roaring 20s was before the. depression everything was going pretty. good pretty good mhm but they were. ruthless yeah we we call bullying it was. like normal life mhm that's everybody. was [ __ ] horrible to each other well. because they were recent immigrants and. they were fighting for Turf they were. fighting for jobs the Irish and the. Italians were [ __ ] fighting each. other food yeah yeah they weren't. exactly sure they were going to get food. and they and they had 11 brothers and. sisters so they were fighting at home. before they even left the house yeah and. good luck getting something that has a.
vitamin in in the. winter everybody's malnourished they. were horribly malnourished if you lived. in the city in the 1920s and it was. [ __ ] 30 below zero out there's. nothing coming in or out you ain't. getting no tomatoes like where are those. coming from you going to get a horse to. drag those from New Jersey like what are. you talking about yeah there's no food. here cabbage that was your only. vegetable you got canned food you ate. canned food for six months yeah back to. before shipping you think just think how. nuts it must have been to live in a city.
before there were any trucks yeah you. had the ican do you every couple days an. Iceman would come to your house and put. it in your box that's what the Ice House. in Pasadena was oh no [ __ ] yes wow. before the ice house was a rock and roll. it was a I think it was a briefly a rock. and roll Club then became a comedy club. it is the oldest running comedy club in. the country oh I didn't know that yeah. the ice house is the oldest and the ice. house before it was any of those things. was a place that would store giant.
blocks of ice yeah so you go and get a. chunk of ice they' take some ice from. [ __ ] Greenland or some. [ __ ] they weren't even making it how did. they even keep that thing cold and they. got it to America they chunks of ice and. they would get it to the cities yeah you. can get it in the July they get you a. chunk of. ice how the ice man coming how much loss. did they have have in ice like how big. does ice have to be when you start and. how heavy is that [ __ ] to ship it over.
oh my God if you if you got a truck. filled with ice okay like what year did. they start bringing ice around let's. find that out yeah like what year did. that become a thing because you know it. wasn't a thing for like during the. Pioneers days there wasn't an ice truck. that would show up there's no way to get. the [ __ ] ice you know when those. people were trying to make their way. across the country no ice I'm going to. guess 1890. I think it's got to be after. trucks I think it has to be because you.
got to get it around you can't just put. it on a train when when the trucks. start oh 1920 I'm watching peaky. blinders and as the years go on their. cars get better yeah it's interesting. you know because it's kind of. historically accurate in terms of the. cars they were driving at the time it's. really interesting because in the. beginning they just like a a bikini top. over this [ __ ] box little [ __ ] little. rattle machine the they have like. Bentley's yeah and they close the door. and it's luxurious inside and you know.
but I would say Trucking probably early. 1900s what do we got I want to say like. 1910 so what year was the first ice. delivery in which country in the America. when did they start delivering ice well. Scandinavia they just fuing walked. outside I think they brought the. practice over from England because it. says it started in England in the 1600s. right right but I'm saying when when. were they able to do it in America. because you know even if they do it in. England in the 1600s you probably get a.
a [ __ ] cart dragged by horses from. the mountain like how far away is their. ice they did it sounds like they grabbed. it from lakes here in America yeah say. it was a major part of the early economy. in New England and the United States saw. fortunes made by people who transported. ice and straw pack ships to the southern. states and throughout the Caribbean oh. so they only did it in the winter. I guess yeah you just get it from Canada. I wonder how long you keep ice if you. have like a Yeti cooler you can keep ice.
for about seven days and then in the. summer pretty amazing somebody should. write a book about the history of ice. cuz those big thick ass coolers like a. Yeti cooler that you would take camping. you can get those are amazing you keep. ice for seven eight nine days which is. nuts and if you if you take a Yeti and. you um take like a milk jug fill with. water and freeze that and put a bunch of. them in there there it'll stay cold. forever it'll stay cold for so long I. got large block of ice like that this is.
it from the 70s but this is just says. like ice extraction mhm oh this might. not be them Salin ice this looks like. these guys are going to. die they got axes on the edge of the. water that does not seem that thick you. take your ice and you put it in an ice. box which ice box used in cafes of Paris. in the late 1800s wow box to store ice. so how did they get the ice to. them well this the first recorded use of. refrigeration technology dates back to. 1775 BC in the Sumerian city of turqua.
that's why I asked which country because. this goes back further than England it. goes all the way back to yeah seven same. is off by four this the cuz that's C. form that's that's exactly the same. story this it's Mesopotamia the same. country ice pits ice pits from the 7th. Century. BCE wow alexand the great stor snow and. pits that they dug for that purpose. purpose wow imported it from the. mountain straw covered pit so they they. recognized that they could kind of.
insulate it you'd sell it at a snow shop. wow ice that formed the bottom of the. pit sold at a higher price than the snow. on top oh yeah more expensive for ice. cuz didn't have piss in. it that's the delinting factor how many. guys pissed in that. pit at least one yeah the French is. serving up some chocolate ice cream did. you mean this to be chocolate at least. one guy pissed in there for sure there's. not a chance in hell nobody pissed in.
there right not a chance in hell do you. eat uh snow when like when you go out. hunting in in the uh you can eat snow I. mean you're going to have a certain. amount of pollution depending on where. you are you're you're eating you're. eating what's in the air it's amazing. how bad it gets in New York in the. winter how fast that [ __ ] Falls and an. hour later it's gray well there's in New. York you have a lot of things going on. and one of the things that people don't. take into consideration is brake dust. you have a lot of brake dust so you have. all these cars that are constantly doing.
stop andg go traffic so the brake dust. in the air is it's pretty significant. that [ __ ] that you get in the inside of. your wheels your car wheels and you have. to clean off that black stuff that's. breake dust so that's spraying out from. every car in the 405 so like when you're. riding your bike I'm being healthy you. like literally breathing in break dust. you [ __ ] psychopath you're just no. filter taking it right in the face this. looks like is that Central Park or. something close to it it says it was the. first one in the United States the first.
ice pit ice pit was that 13 ft in. diameter and 18 ft deep many times of. ice were cut from a nearby River in the. winter transported by wagon to the Ice. House deposited into the ice pits the. blocks of ice fused into one giant mass. gravel at the bottom of the pit drained. water from the melting in the thick. stone walls and straw insulation. minimize heat loss from the ice house. above Morris claimed he was able to. preserve ice from one winter to the. following October or November. wow that's.
crazy so utilizing the 40 uh 54 degree. constant temperature underground people. have been storing ice in caves and pits. since at least the Roman times that's. pretty dope oh look at this it relied on. a natural phenomenon but also an. overwhelming mass of ice good drainage. and the super insulation of the building. above the ice pit to provide. Refrigeration through hot Philadelphia. Summers pretty [ __ ]. dope 16 ft deep and they would just.
store ice and that's how you get your. ice for nine months that's pretty. amazing yeah people are pretty goddamn. ingenious mhm you know human beings. Ingenuity to figure things out how do we. keep this [ __ ] ice when it gets hot. as [ __ ] out imagine if we can keep the. ice what do we got to do yeah how about. dig a hole how cold is it down there it. seems colder down there and just. experimenting how long you can keep ice. you you put in massive blocks of it from. the river yeah and stacking it and then. you're going to sell it right and people.
yeah and all these experiments people. are dying well that that didn't work. everybody died a nice whiskey with a. couple of ice cubes in the middle of. July it's wor you with your friends at. the Country Club. clink you know how they get this I got a. guy maybe they call that's why they call. it on the Rocks because it's surrounded. by rocks in the pit no I think it's ice. cubes are like rocks right. well there's a lot of schools of thought. on.
this isn't it funny when you go to some. restaurants they give you a hot rock you. cook yourself on what like ooh exciting. you never done that no no a hot rock. yeah yeah yeah they like they'll give. you like a it'll literally be a hot rock. that you can't touch and then you have. little strips of steak and you lay them. on Korean barbecue place like wagu. they'll do it at uh at sushi places. where they give you a hot rock and you. put your little strip of uh I love it of. beef on there and you flip it over isn't. it exciting that you're cooking for. yourself and yeah it's super expensive.
like and they make you clear your own. plate and go in the [ __ ] kitchen and. wash it no they don't no you made that. part up but it is funny that it's exotic. to cook your own food like how can't you. do that isn't this what I'm here for why. am I cooking I remember there was a. Seinfeld episode was Kramer was pitching. a a pizza place where you make your own. pizza and he he had a friend invest and. the guy had a restaurant he went out of. business Korean barbecue is fun though.
yeah I like Korean barbecue yeah that's. fun yeah but you know what you're. getting into when you get there it's not. one dish that you have to cook for. yourself it's the whole experience. that's fine y I know what I'm getting. into but if I go to a restaurant you. give me a hot rock and like here's your. meat That's The Hot Rock cook it on the. Rock like what the [ __ ] are we doing. here but people love it like e I'm. kicking myself look should I flip it now. should I wait when do I flip it. yeah and then you got to go to the salad. bar I gotta I gotta walk to get my salad.
well that's Brazilian steakhouses that's. the the the sneaky move they have is all. you can eat everything's all you can eat. but the salad bar is too so before you. eat you go to the salad bar and you're. eating [ __ ] art choke hearts and. cheese and this and then they come by. with as much meat as you possibly can. eat and then you have a card you flip it. if it's green on top they keep coming by. with different meat and when it's red. you tap out yeah I remember that we went. to one of those places in Vegas was it f.
f yeah place is the best cuz you start. eating like you don't have to wait for. the food to like the worst is when. you're really hungry and you're in a. slow restaurant you're like oh my God. this is killing me yeah but if you go to. a place like Fogo to Chow that food's. coming right at you you can be stuffed. in 10 minutes. cut yeah that's when you got to take a. little walk yeah I've never seen anybody. body go harder than Ari at Fogo toow it. is insane how much he eats there yeah.
insane and I go why he goes it's a. Jewish thing free food I go are you. serious he goes yeah that's all I can. eat I just keep eating I go you're. kidding he's like no not kidding I can. keep. eating doesn't cost any more. money that's awesome he's so funny with. it but he's like he's Shameless yeah. Shameless what are lamb chops yeah bring. them over. I I thought I could keep up with them I. could not keep up with them I was in. South Africa one time and we were at the. um at a game Park called pilanesburg or.
something and they had a restaurant next. to the game Park and you would go there. and I remember it was called carnivore. and you go in and they come over with. skewers but it was like you want some. giraffe you want some hippo you want. some Buck everything I tried everything. what giraffe giraffe is. draft's a tough one cuz they seem to not. want to [ __ ] with anybody they're cool. you could your baby could feed them at.
the zoo you know it's the only animal at. the zoo it's a giant [ __ ] animal it's. 50 feet tall and your 2-year-old baby. can give it lettuce and the little. tongue comes out wraps around and takes. the lettuce and no one's worried about. the giraffe doing anything harmful to. people that's a weird one to eat like if. I could avoid eating a giraffe I would. like to. yeah and how are they not dead I mean. they how do you how do they protect. themselves well they stomp things first.
of all because they're they're like a. wild horse it's like a giant antalope. thing like what what species is a. giraffe like technically what is it is. it an antelope like what is it you know. like a moose is in the Deer family do. you know that okay moose is the largest. of the deer family this like elk is in. the Deer. family giraffe is a large African hoofed. mammal belonging to the giraffa Jus. giraffa the tallest living terrestrial. animal and the largest ruminant on Earth.
tradition ruminant on Earth. traditionally giraffes have been thought. of as one species giraffa camel. opalis camel with nine subses so is a. camel related to it is right that's what. I remember I think it is. related is a camel related just set as. put in as a camel related to a giraffe. what do you think I think they probably. are.
yeah okay giraffa. Copalis no. camelopardalis camelopardalis oh [ __ ]. that last word how's that one go. tipples giraffes get part of their Latin. name camap camelopard Dallas from the. long camel-like necks and leopard-like. spots but they are more closely related. to okap pies rather than camels or.
leopards so they're not related to. camels oh look at that [ __ ] thing oh. we've seen those before W looks like a a. like a zebra [ __ ] a deer or something. doesn't it like it's like the bottom. half is one animal and the top half is. another animal beautiful though I don't. know how you how do you mix with a. giraffe cuz how do you [ __ ]. it be another giraffe yeah yeah that's. why they don't mix gir do the [ __ ]. yeah I don't think anybody [ __ ] the.
giraffe the giraffe has to do the. [ __ ] has to decide it's G to get down. there that's. right yeah you know um trees like the. acacia tree when giraffes eat them all. the trees that are downwind recognize. that a tree upwind is being eaten by. giraffes and so it changes its flavor. flavor profile it starts releasing these. phytochemicals it makes it taste like. [ __ ] no [ __ ] says an antelope's the. closest living relative to a giraffe.
okay so it is an antelope species the. weirdest Antelope is the one that we. have in America because we have a a. Jurassic animal in America the Pronghorn. antalope it's not like any animal in. North America it's literally an animal. that was a part of the giant group of. animals that lived in North America like. 65,000 years ago but it's one of the. rare ones still here because it evolved. to get away from a North American. cheetah yeah so it's it runs way faster.
than anything nothing can catch those. things you ever seen them no prong horns. they they're cool as [ __ ] looking they. but when you see them when you yeah. that's not a good picture though you. want like a picture of the males just. pull up Pronghorn analou the males have. these crazy horns and these eyes that. can see like probably. almost to the entire back of like behind. their ears they have a crazy range of.
vision it's like a deer size uhhuh I've. seen them in the wild they're really. cool looking I've seen them in Utah. beautiful really cool looking but when. you see them run you realize like oh. this is not from around here like they. run so much faster than anything else. wow so like Mountain liines coyotes good. luck [ __ ] you're not catching that guy. that guy is [ __ ] insanely fast see if. you can find a video of one running. that's. video so it says Born to Race.
cheetahs so there was like 65% of uh. North American megap was killed off. somewhere around 10,000 years ago and. these [ __ ] made it but they're. a part of that old group that included. like the North American lion North. American cheetahs there was a bunch of. crazy [ __ ] that was here just you know. 15,000 years ago yeah right crazy [ __ ]. dude there was a lion that lived here. that's bigger than the African Lion like. the biggest lion ever was in North.
America no [ __ ] yeah we had a crazy big. lion here. wow makes sense though right if you. think about all the Buffalo uhhuh you'd. probably like there'd probably be a cat. big enough to kill that thing yeah you. know some giant ass lion right like way. bigger than the African lions yeah I. just saw uh a video on the internet of. uh. sloths having sex how was it it well it. was as as exciting as you would think it. was like first of all like the mating.
call like the female was like a mile. away and it was like this is this little. like this little noise and he just perks. up he goes racing down the tree which. takes like a day and then he has to go. through these like Croc infested waters. and he just keeps hearing the noise. keeps going then he gets the other side. and he climbs up the tree there's. another male they like go to battle. there's like a sloth battle with their. three little claws whoa and then the guy. gets to the top and he and the female's.
there and he gets on top of her and it's. just like one stroke d g done that was. the whole thing wow like think about how. horny those [ __ ] are like like the. average married couple like what does it. take to get laid you just just got to. listen to your wife for a little while. you how was your day and just listen and. you're in and even then man like like I. don't know that just it's a lot to ask. but just. imagine having this strange urge to go.
where that sound is and not having any. reference like the first time it happens. to right say you're sloth you're two you. get your first heart on like this is. crazy and then you hear like yeah why do. I need to go towards that town like you. don't even know what you're doing you. have no idea why you're going there yeah. right if the sloth is never been laid. before it has no idea why am I being. drawn to this sound why is this smell. it's all just instincts mhm and and.
that's the. noise. yeah he's like I'm getting some is that. all the. sloth or was that one sound the. sloth oh oh there it is oh that's pretty. loud yeah you hear signal for dick Y and. then but but the amazing thing is like. when you think about that what drives.
animals us being animals to do the. things we I was thinking about this when. I watched this law thing like all the. things that gratify us that nature has. taught us to procreate in order to you. know whether it's eat your your stomach. hurts and uh and the joy of the taste of. food all these things that are built. into us as animals that keep us. procreating the [ __ ] even like like. you got an itch and you you take your. nails and you scratch it well there was. probably a reason because there used to. be bugs embedded in your skin or dry.
skin or like everything that that we do. is somehow built into rewards and. punishments that that are unconscious to. ush yeah you know and are they going to. be able to Pro can you program that into. people eventually yeah alter Behavior. not just that to eliminate made all the. things that make us human unfortunately. mhm like you want the good with the bad.
or do you what do you want like because. the only way to have the good is got to. appreciate that it's good and how do you. appreciate it because you've experienced. bad if you only get good you get a. spoiled rich kid and they're they're a. nightmare or you get Joffrey the king. you know that's what you get yeah right. yeah no adversity all the power in the. world terrible for everybody right so. it's like you gotta have some down it's. like it's a part of the program it's. part of the program of becoming a better.
person like you have experience good and. E I think even in the world. unfortunately we have to see evil to. recognize that people are capable of. evil to really understand what kind of. game are we playing here especially when. it comes to like International conflicts. especially ones that don't have any. day-to-day effect on your life here in. America and whether you support them or. you don't support them like you're it's. not affecting you right but it's effect. it's somewhere if you were there if you. were in Yemen and you watch those. [ __ ] drones launch Hellfire missiles.
into this wedding party like you would. recognize like there's a lot going on. that's evil there's good and there's. evil and it's real and there's this. weird battle going on with human beings. and I think that battle almost has to. take place to motivate people to be. better you think that's where there's. War cyclical War there's no reason why. it should exist today there's no reason. why as educated as we are in history.
that we should be willing as a people as. groups of people to ever invade other. places to steal their resources there's. no way we should be doing that at this. point with the kind of communication. that human hes human beings have with. each other around the world there should. be a way to reasonably communicate and. share goods and ideas and compete and. take part in each other's Commerce I. sell to you you sell to me everybody.
gets along this should be totally doable. in 2024 the fact that it's not and that. no one thinks it's ever going to be is. what's terrifying about being a person. because that's the thing that keeps you. up at night the thing like if if one of. these [ __ ] [ __ ] one of these. greedy [ __ ] that's under the boot. of the military industrial complex. decides to push it a little too far and. someone decides to shoot a nuke off and. then we're in this new thing where.
cities could just disappear you know. it's not not just a September 11th where. two buildings disappear and a bunch of. people died and it's a horrible tragedy. no no no the whole city gone boom one. city down now shut the [ __ ] up or we'll. bomb all your cities now your power. doesn't work anymore oh no where do you. get your ice well you better go back to. the old ways and get a [ __ ] ice pit. because you don't have electricity. anymore. that's not hard to do like someone could. take out her electrical grid pretty. [ __ ] easy and these.
[ __ ] that are in charge of the world. in all countries that are still playing. this [ __ ] game of maybe we'll kill. you all yeah it's like a big game of. chicken and there's no like when we were. kids I don't know if that this happened. in your school but like we had drills we. had nuclear war drills like it was a. daytoday existential worry that people. didn't sleep because of nukes oh those. same [ __ ] nukes are tenfold today in. terms of the arsenals and way more. people have them way more countries have.
them and there's way more when you look. at what's going on in the Middle East. like that is a [ __ ] that that is g to. explode at some point and it's gonna. happen fast because there's all these. alliances where if if one country does. it eight others are going to do it the. same day Peter tal was talking about. that that it's the ultimate dilemma when. it comes to nuclear power because. nuclear power is more efficient than. other power and it's actually Greener. it's probably safer for the environment. especially with the kind of nuclear. reactors are capable of BU building and.
designing today but they didn't realize. that if you give someone nuclear power. it's really easy to turn that into. nuclear weapons they thought it was a. lot harder than it was and they did it. for India and he was saying then they. realized like India got the nuclear. weapon it's like oh okay so now we can't. just give everybody nuclear power cuz. then you have everybody has nuclear. weapons and what if it's some [ __ ]. warlord who's on amphetamines in the. middle of the Congo he decides he's. going to Nuke his neighbor you know. people can get crazy yeah especially if. they have a lot of money you know.
they're selling drugs they they they're. kidnapping people whatever they're doing. they got a lot of money and now they. have a nuclear weapon North Korea man. once North Korea has it it's a [ __ ]. they have it do they yes North North. Korea has nukes no [ __ ] oh they don't. have the long range uh Delivery Systems. they say they do now yeah who knows um. but they there was a a famous nuclear. bomb that went off that they kind of. denied in North Korea a while. back what was that they think it might. have been an.
accident it's hard to tell you know. because North North Korea is pretty. tight with their propaganda but I. remember there there was some nuclear. detonation was detected in the mountains. and they were trying to figure out if it. was on purpose or if it was a. underground thing like because they do. underground nukes too which is crazy. yeah just may trigger an earthquake but. let's find out let's just detonate nuke. a mile under the surface of the Earth. [ __ ] psychopath well we did it in. Oklahoma and uh I guess it was like.
maybe the 50s or 60s yeah and they they. the the [ __ ] they didn't they didn't. uh tell people to leave the neighboring. towns and there's all these people the. cancer rates were through the roof here. it says. um okay comprehensive test band treaty. has been detected seism activity of more. than two dozen stations around the world. confirming that man-made explosions have. occurred near North Korea's nuclear. testing sites for example in 2016 the. ctbto detected a 4.85 magnitude seismic.
event which North Korea claimed was a. hydrogen bomb test in 2013 the ctbt. detected a 4.9 magnitude seismic event. which is about twice as large as a 2006. test so they just keep making them more. powerful well what magnitude was like. Hiroshima oh look at this one in 2024. South Korea's weather agency estimated. that a nuclear weapon blast yield was. between 50 and 60 kilotons based on a.
magnitude 5.6 detection the South. Korea's government initial estimate was. 100 kilotons and the. Nosa seismology Center estimate was 120. kilotons it's so crazy that a nut a. crazy person just some [ __ ]. Maniac dictator has that mhm like you. can you could take oh you [ __ ] my cousin. guess what I'm going to [ __ ] I'm. going to Nuke your town or they want a.
legacy hosim was only about 15 kilotons. so four times Nagasaki was 25 holy [ __ ]. isn't it funny that Hiroshima gets all. the credit but meanwhile they got the. [ __ ] ass bomb that's right one was an. atomic and one was a hydrogen right I I. don't know is that the truth I think. so the little boy is that the big one is. that the one that was on Hiroshima so. little boy was Hiroshima and fat man was.
Nagasaki. wow imagine you get your. [ __ ] your instructions you're a. fighter pilot and that's what they tell. you yeah that's what you're going to do. today right what are we doing you're. going to be the guy what do you mean. you're going to be the guy that drops. the bomb yeah what bomb we have a. nuclear bomb yeah. what does that mean like what does this. thing do well you're going to drop it. and then you got to get the [ __ ] out of. there because the look back as it'll rip.
your eyeballs out that might be my te-. mug that you just grabbed oh is that. that sorry I just poured coffee in it. I'm sorry no I'm done with it it I'm on. to coffee now there's too many mugs I. confused um I I was not seeing my mug. because the microphone was like. perfectly shielding it I was like oh. that must be my mug the uh there's a. great series on Netflix right now about. the Cold War it's like three three. episodes but it goes through you know. just the Espionage that went behind it.
all and you know how how they how the. nuclear codes got to Russia because was. it the what was the was the the couple. the. Rosenberg and there was a few people. that basically got the information to. Russia and then once that happened like. everything [ __ ] changed like after. World War II basically in World War II. the we bombed Japan not because they. weren't going to surrender there was. like this is what this documentary talks. about that there was an end in sight. that they were they were crawling they.
were on their knees but Russia had sent. forces into Japan as uh as our allies to. help you know finish the finish the war. we didn't want them getting any of the. credit so we bombed be while Japan was. on Route while Russia was on rot we. bombed Japan whoa so once we did that. Russia was like oh it's on [ __ ] them we. need we need and they and they basically. just uh they realigned their whole. military their whole budget everything.
was about getting nukes after that. happened those bombs didn't need to be. dropped that's so crazy yeah how. complicated is that too because if they. don't drop those bombs we know the bombs. exist and no one's dropped them do you. think it would have been worse if the. world didn't see the hor you're probably. right because as they keep getting. better and no one's dropp one on any but. yeah and talk and [ __ ] I'll [ __ ] do. it man I'll be the first guy I'll be the. first you know if Hitler had a nuke you. don't think you would have launched it.
right 100% 100% he's cranked up on all. kinds of [ __ ] drugs they had they. were shooting animal hormones into him. he was they experimenting on him oh. that's right I heard about that yeah. this book Norman oler Norman oler I've. sold your book so many times he's it's a. crazy story when he was in here. explaining it all Hitler had this one. doctor that he trusted he didn't trust. the the SS doctor CU there was a lot of. like people wanted to get rid of Hitler. there was a lot of attempts on his life. and this [ __ ] had one doctor.
that was giving him all the goods yeah. and he was just out of his mind [ __ ] if. you gave that guy a nuke at that time. 100% he's ning somebody course of course. 100 what wouldn't he do like what was he. not capable of exactly exactly and I. think the same thing is true of uh Kim. Jong-un right now I don't think I don't. I don't he was friends with Trump Trump. went over shook his hand they were Pals. yeah seems like he just need a friend he. friends with Dennis. Rodman maybe Dennis Rodman can be the.
Like official envey maybe if Trump wins. Dennis Rodman becomes the official Envoy. and we [ __ ] settle things. out imagine if that was how it all. worked out yeah smooth things over yeah. give the people. electricity dude it's so mysterious when. you hear about people that escape from. North Korea and they talk about how you. literally it's the thought police you. say sent Jamie something it's so funny. that we're talking about this I sent. Jamie something this morning that I saw. where this guy has one of those crazy. satellite dishes in his backyard and he.
picks up a channel from North Korea so. it's a guy in Ontario and did I sent it. to you a text message yeah but you sent. that's not what you sent me so the wrong. link got copied no way you sent me like. the football video step but didn't I no. I sent you something before that no I. didn't oh my God I didn't you. [ __ ] what did I do did I save it. God I thought I sent it to you I must. have accidentally sent somebody else. North Korean guy picks up Sal yes it's. uh Ontario man picks up North Korean.
television [ __ ] I thought I sent that to. you [ __ ] um but he'll find it because. it's it's becoming viral now because. it's really nuts you to see the. propaganda so this guy just Tunes in to. this broadcast of North Korea because. he's got one of them remember when. people had those this the guy they had. those crazy dishes like that thing in. their backyard yeah I remember a guy had. that I thought that guy was a wizard. look at him he's getting TV from. Ireland he's watching snooker on the BBC.
so this is this dude tunes into to the. North Korean broadcast like whatever it. is they that they broadcast through. North Korea and it's all propaganda and. Kim Jong-un is like literally people. fall down like he's the Beatles like. when he shows up he shot a round of golf. he shot a 27 hes that was his dad look. how people freak out when they see him. yeah he shot like like nine holes in one. right yeah but also if you don't react. like that the police see you oh yeah and. they put you in a [ __ ] Gog and they.
for like five years yeah you're [ __ ]. you better. cheer yeah the the power that he has is. just absolute and then if they find out. that you know you have a relative. overseas that's bad mouthing North Korea. your family gets put into a [ __ ] Camp. yeah yeah and not only that it's a. generation after generation like the. children if you have children in the. camp they're punished as well yeah it's. terrible [ __ ] it's so mysterious basball.
he does maybe maybe Dennis robman can. itman yeah if I had to pick one eloquent. NBA star itnis sent them over there with. like a bowling bag filled with mushrooms. uhhuh and just those two get together. yeah meet God just you'd fix this thing. he take that nuke like like it was a. [ __ ] three-point shot he' just reach. up stop it well what he's got to do. before anything in that country is let. those people be free like that that is.
literally like a cult it's like a cult. like the the power that that one guy has. and that government has over their. people have you ever said in Yan me Park. talk about her experiences in North. Korea no she was she on here yes oh yeah. I see she escaped North Korea when she. was 13 yeah that was crazy it's crazy. yeah it's crazy dude and it's going into. China like there's China uses uh I don't. want to say which supermarket chain. because I don't want to malign somebody. but one of the major Supermarket chains.
they have uh meat processing plants. where they bring China brings in North. Korean. slaves they are kept in Barracks with. barbed wire fences and they work for 12. 14 hours a day seven days a week and. they get they get paid like a hundred. bucks a month and then they come back to. CH they come back to North Korea after. like four or five years and their. families get this little [ __ ] tidbit.
of money but they don't have a choice. because uh North Korea picks what they. think are the best examples of what. North Korea is because they want to look. good to China and they send those people. over and they're held they're worked as. as slaves for years and the and the. American companies are buying food from. these plants in China Jesus Christ. yeah there was an article in the New. Yorker about it well if we're buying. things I mean it's one of the weirdest. Parts about manufacturing going away in.
America because so many of the things. that we buy are from mysterious places. like when people found out about what. was going on at the foxcon factories. that were making iPhones that they had. fences and Nets all set up around the. roof to keep people from jumping off cuz. so many people Sude oh yeah you never. seen it no [ __ ] show those images it's. it's bananas so instead of fixing it. they said you know let's just make it. harder to die uhhuh like these people.
they just they don't want to work the. net do you bounce off the net back into. the factory look at those. Nets my God that's to stop suicide wow. that's how to stop suicide that's how. many people were trying to kill. themselves because it you're working 16. hours a day you sleep there they have. dormitories yeah and this is why your. phone C c x instead of Y and if we had. American factories making all these. things you wouldn't have that. consideration you would know oh they.
have to abide by regulations and every. this doesn't even factor in the African. mines where they're pulling up the uh. what's the metal that they need the. cobal mines where they you know they. send you they send people into these. mines that are like a mile deep and you. maybe make it back up maybe you don't. the elevators sometimes stop working you. down there for three days at a time in. the Blackness yeah have you ever seen. the video of the Chinese mind collapsing.
no see if you can find that there's been. a few but there's one really good video. of this collapse of this mind it's. [ __ ] terrifying yeah it's terrifying. dude because it's basically their dick. they dug into the whole side of this. hill and then it just falls on them wow. this massive amount of dirt and land and. the smoke and the dust you're like oh my. my God how many people are dead just. crushed to death so that you can have an. iPhone watch this look at this holy [ __ ].
holy [ __ ] dude where is this m Jamie. what did it say in the beginning. Mongolia Mongolia. Mongolia [ __ ]. dude. [ __ ] minds are terrifying yeah you know. you hear noises like. and get the [ __ ] out of here you gock. get out of here that was the Irish we. all came over went into the mines well. all the people in the Appalachia yeah.
yeah. yeah do you know why they say those. people in Appalachia are more violent. why because they come from hurting. populations I think it was in was it in. sapiens or whose book was that in maybe. one of Malcolm gladwell's books but it's. the basically they're saying that the. reason why there's more like like when. they used to have feuds you know like. the the Hat Fields And The McCoys that. type thing and they would kill people. yeah yeah I think that was sapiens yeah.
so the idea is that these people who are. farmers well it's very difficult to. steal all your corn you know you can't. steal all your corn but you could steal. someone's sheep all their sheep and so. if you're a herder you have to be on. guard constantly of Thieves who come in. and take all your animals all at once. you have to be super violent to protect. your flock uhhuh and those guys came. over here with that sort of attitude huh. yeah that's funny because you think of. like the shepherd is this like kind of. archetypal figure of this guy who's just.
kind of laying back with a piece of H. Seed in his mouth chilling out but now. they're Warriors you have to be yeah cuz. you'll lose all your food yeah like if. you if your family relies on those sheep. you have 20 sheep and you you got to. follow them and graze with them you have. to bed down with them yeah if someone. comes along and tries to that's why. cattle rustlers they they would kill. them they would kill horse rustlers. people stole horses and cows in the old. west it was one of the worst things you. could do you steal a man's horse they'll. [ __ ] kill you you steal a car today. like you get slap in the wrist there's.
guys out there that stole 14 15 cars. nobody gives a [ __ ] yeah you know. there's this comic I did Kill Tony last. night this comic came up and he said. he's got a Kia and it's been sold it's. been stolen four times this year I guess. Kia has some kind of a defect and you. can you can read about it online but. it's like it's like super easy like old. school hot wirring you can just grab a. Kia so yeah I've heard about this they. get stolen a lot Kia thefts it's a big. deal yeah I mean the only downside is.
once you do it you've got a you've got a. Kia right that's the pay mostly kids. though mostly kids doing it for Joy. rides do it in like 10 seconds uhhuh. it's happening all over the country it's. been happening for a few years so they. take it go on a draw ride beat the [ __ ]. out of it yeah they're just driving. crazy oh there's nothing more joyful. than driving. AA well I mean if you don't have a car. and you're just trying have fun beat the. [ __ ] out of they're for it yeah that's. kind of hilarious they could just steal. Kia I know but there junk you know but.
they're cheap and they don't break that. much like if you just need something to. get around just sucks they could steal. them so easy so you GNA you're not g to. congratulate. me bought the Mustang oh I sent you the. picture that's right I finally did it. I've been talking to you about it for 15. years I wanted a Mustang and I always. had kids in college I was I I get. [ __ ] worried about money and like I. always spent my money on like trips like. our family travels a lot like that was a.
cars were never a big thing but yet. there was always a teenager [ __ ]. wanted a Mustang and then finally I just. [ __ ] did it like uh which one you got. two weeks ago it's just a. Mustang which what what model is e GT. the EcoBoost you got the six-cylinder. engine I don't know what it is how is it. it's fun as [ __ ] I took it up into the. Mal Hills or san Monica Mountains the. other day with my wife you got those. little like serpentining roads and. [ __ ] it handles unbelievable and it's.
so low to the ground you turn and you. just feel like you're turning with the. car yeah you're not used to a car like. that huh no no I was driving a Prius and. a Subaru it was awful now I feel alive. for the first time I knew you were going. to ask me if was a [ __ ] GT or. something I was yeah if you're going to. get a Mustang you got to get a V8. that's that's a great for move get that. e boost baby steps so now you're hooked. I'm in now you're in well now I got a. little more money too yeah the kids are.
out yeah you're fine yeah spending money. now spending like a [ __ ] like a m. it's been a good I've had good couple. years but like it's all going back I put. a lot of it into this special that I. shot at your club by the way at the. Mother Ship I heard it's great it's out. today oh did you yeah I heard oh that's. nice to hear the GU guys who saw it when. you filmed it they killed yeah it was. fun it was uh you know because I was. going to do it before the pandemic. happened and then uh that stalled it out. and then I came back I shot it at one. place didn't it meant too much to me to.
put out a bad version of it so I edited. for three months and then I just [ __ ]. scrapped it entirely and then when I did. uh there we go and then uh the great. Adam OT said hey we'd love to have you. Joe would love to have you do a special. here and I was like are you [ __ ]. kidding me and I came in and I didn't. have to do [ __ ] I didn't have to like. build a backdrop cuz all Brian Simpson I. think is the only guy that's put a. special out from this place so like that. backdrop is is beautiful and people.
haven't seen it much yeah so don't think. it matters anyway like how many [ __ ]. times you've seen people do stand up. from the seller and you see the brick. wall you don't go oh that brick wall I. can't even enjoy these jokes right right. yeah but at the same time like I wanted. it to be special it's been a long time. since I put a special out and this. material is like again I've been working. on it for like like eight years so I. wanted it to really pop and so I got in. uh I bought in 800 lb gorilla they shoot. a lot of the specials and they just you.
know I spent some money and I did it. right and uh [ __ ] psyched about it. nice and what's is it gonna be on. YouTube it's on YouTube right now comes. out YouTube is the move man it's it's. such a good move for like getting your. stuff out there you know you can you can. get millions of views and everybody can. get it you can get it on your phone you. can share it that's the thing I love. about YouTube is like someone can send. it to me MH like link to your thing and. I just watch it right right away which. is nuts yeah there's no other platform. like that and it's also you can I love. that I can see the comments you know I.
mean if you put on Netflix or Comedy. Central I guess there's going to be some. conversation on certain places but. YouTube it's right [ __ ] there and you. can see how many people are watching it. and um you know I just don't want my. wife and kids to watch the last 10. minutes that's where I start giving it. to the old lady a little. bit Yeah tell them this deer clear yeah. don't need to see that they don't need. to see your act come on stay away from. that that's my business yeah you can see. that's for the rest of the world yeah. you can see the trips I take you on.
that's all you need to care about Dad's. Mustang that's all you're concerned. about yeah now that you're hooked I'm. GNA get you into something more crazy oh. yeah yeah yeah yeah next one we're going. to step you up a little bit no [ __ ] yeah. yeah you need to feel like you need to. feel some real excitement feel the. rumble the balls yeah real. Rumble you need to hear a V8 need to. roll the windows down and rev it in a. parking. structure what was that Mustang you. drove into The Comedy Store one night. you had an all you had like a 68.
Fastback was it no no that was probably. my Corvette is that no you had a Mustang. no I definitely didn't oh no no no I had. a more modern Mustang oh maybe that's. what it I had a uh Shelby GT500 it was. like a 2012 convertible it was great it. was very rumbly yeah yeah that was fun. that was ridiculous any gas at all when. you're making a turn the asand kicks out. any gas at all it was so overpowered. didn't have the fattest tires in the.
world but God damn it was fun that like. that was the first one of those cars. that I had ever gotten where it was a. modern muscle car I had had muscle cars. before like the old school ones but the. modern ones are even more fun to drive. cuz you can actually drive them like. they actually have good brakes they. actually have good suspension they're. designed well like if you get like a. modern like Mustang has a thing called. The Dark Horse so the Dark Horse is. their like topend uh car that you can. get with a manual transmission it's. [ __ ] great it's like 500 horsepower.
it handles really well see if you can. find Mustang Dark Horse that's the top. of the line before they get into the. GT500 uh which is only automatic so like. the I think the Dark Horse is the last. one that you can get that's got a. standard Auto standard transmission. right I need that yeah have a muscle car. I need that. [ __ ] I need that that's it that is a. sick car man that's a sick car I just.
love that they're still making cars like. this they're just full-on muscle cars. but with like performance suspensions. and great breaks now look at the [ __ ] I. know CU that was the WAP on old Mustangs. is they were fast but they you went into. a corner and you like got slammed. against the side of the car look at that. thing yeah nasty those are fun I don't. know what it is about it just it's just. the American car to me yeah well they're. [ __ ] incredible man and they've been. around forever I have a 68 I have a a 68.
like one that looks like um Steve. McQueen's one from bullet yeah yeah. [ __ ] great yeah that's the that's the. one the 68 the great just it's an. American car like a truly American car. is it all new guts oh yeah it's all new. it's for this company revology makes. them they take it from the ground up. it's basically a 2000 23 1968 Mustang. yeah you mean even the doors close. really well push button start like you. feel like you're driving a new car yeah.
but it sounds sounds right feels. right like it's exciting yeah I know my. wife wanted me to get a Tesla and I was. like I I want to feel it I want to feel. that [ __ ] Rumble Tesla's actually. faster though isn't it way faster my. Tesla is my fastest car I own for sure. by far not even close it's .9 seconds 0. to 60 damn that's Insanity well it's. Insanity because then people don't hear. you coming and you're going that much. faster that's true that's true but it's.
also gets you away from things like if. you see something about to happen you. could you could you could get out of. there quicker you can uh merge on the. highway like instantaneously you never. have to worry am I going fast enough. like if I merge in this Lane am I am I. cutting this too close you can just. you're gone and are the brakes that much. better. no no you could get upgraded brakes. though there's a company called. unplugged that will take it and they put. upgraded brakes they widen the fenders.
and put wider tires on it and change the. suspension and make it totter but the. brakes are good the the brakes on it's. they're not the best brakes on my Tesla. not it's not like uh like a Porsche's. brakes like a Porsche with like ceramic. carbon ceramic brakes those are. incredible like if you get like a really. good modern brake setup. you know six piston six you know front. brakes those big calipers those things. can really [ __ ] slow down a car.
quickly so the Tesla is not as good as. those but it's good enough but it's a. heavy ass car too that they're having a. problem with um guard rails I was. reading this thing about electric cars. like they drove drove one of those rivan. trucks it just goes right through those. guard rails because it's way heavier. than a regular oh no [ __ ] yeah you have. to think about that yeah rivan's had a. big call back I think I think they're. okay now but they they called back like. every one of them at one point like a. year ago I can't remember what it was. but you know what's incredible have you. seen a lucid Lucid Sapphire no Lucid.
Sapphire is uh the company's kind of. struggling they they're having a hard. time selling these things um but I think. they have some Saudi Arabian money now. so maybe they're going to be okay but. they have a thing called the sapphire. that's one of the most insane electric. cars ever built wow it's like a Mercedes. like incredible attention to detail like. incredible. interior luxurious and 0 to 60 is even. faster than my car I think their 0 to 60. is something Bonkers like 1.7 seconds.
wow yeah scroll back up where it says. the the acceleration here go okay 2.2. seconds to 60 MPH quar mile of 9.28. seconds which is bananas for a. car which that is so crazy. yeah I mean it's so fast but it also has. incredible so it says the timer backs us. up with more outrageous numbers Z to 60. in 1.9 seconds and then a 9.05 second at.
154 miles per hour um for the quarter. mile which is bananas that's so fast and. it handles really well great breaks have. you. taken track no um but it's a lot more. expensive I think those are like the. that one the sapphire I think that's. like A4 million dollars where is it from. from it's I believe it's an American car. mhm at least it's made in America I. think they make them in Arizona insane. car though so they 250 Grand yeah so.
they're doing cars like that now where. it has all these things but you still. have to charge it but now Samsung. apparently is coming out with a new. battery for electric vehicles that. they've apparently been working on that. can charge in 9 minutes and has a 600. mile range I heard about that yeah. that's a game Cher Game Changer 9. minutes is a game changer that's a game. changer but I'm going to plug it in and.
I'm going to run away because who. [ __ ] knows how long the amount of. juice that's going to that batteries who. knows if a gas gets loose or who [ __ ]. knows man I don't want to be nowhere. near those batteries that scares the. [ __ ] out of me I know you seen those. videos of guys um getting in elevator. with ecar batteries or ebike batteries. and the batteries explode seen and they. just fry and people's houses burned down. cuz they leave the if you leave it.
charged in your garage oh yeah it will. ignite sometimes and it blasts fire it. doesn't just light on fire it blasts. fire it's like it's all condensed in. there and when it goes It goes like a. [ __ ] firebomb there's a video of a. guy in an elevator it's horrific he sets. it down on the ground and it just like. Sparks and then just fullon fills the. elevator with fire there's nowhere to. hide this guy just Cooks alive inside. that. elevator imagine that you're trying to.
save a few bucks by getting an electric. bike and you burn your house down was. also this is this ridiculous thing that. we have where we think that that's. eco-friendly I'm going to be. eco-friendly I'm going to drive my. electric bike that is not eco-friendly. like you're using electricity that. electricity probably. requires somewhere somewhere someone's. burning something to make that. electricity whether it's coal or you. know it could be natural gas something's. happening where there's a combustion and.
that's how you're getting this. electricity what is that putting into. the air you lazy [ __ ] just ride your. bike like a regular bike rider you. [ __ ] lazy [ __ ] oh don't show me this. that also doesn't even get into what. we're talking about with the cold balt. mining that has to go into it and the. disposal of the batteries which nobody. really understands I Chang my mind show. show it to Greg I was saying don't show. it to me but show it show it to Greg. Greg me see this so this poor dude he. sets it down now look oh it's before he. even set it down bro it just yeah death.
just death yeah it freaks me out Jamie. stop it I was looking they couldn't the. someone looked into what this was and. there's a lot of Stories on what it may. have been not really sure what the I'll. tell you what a l you know what a luxur. your hotel is you you put me up in this. beautiful hotel and the elevators are. always there that's the difference. between a good hotel and a bad hotel. right when you have to wait no matter. what floor you're on you push the but I. swear to God two seconds the thing is.
there and then I'm in the middle of I'm. on the road for a month right now I'm. home for two days because I'm out. promoting the special and doing road. work on the weekends in. between so I was like yesterday I was. like [ __ ] I got to do some laundry and. uh so I I look on my Google Maps as. there a place for drop off service. nothing I I would have to drive like 15. minutes in an Uber so I was like [ __ ] it. I'll just do the Hotel laundry and it's. like a luxury hotel so I put my clothes. into the into the bag it was five pairs. of socks five t-shirts and five P.
underwear came back it was. $105 like [ __ ] man you could have bought. those I exactly that's dama rare used to. do that he used to buy fresh underwear. and fresh socks everywhere he went no. [ __ ] yeah yeah he goes I don't want to. wash them. yeah that's great good money he didn't. care if you're going to spend money on. something yeah right right and I don't. buy expensive socks you.
know but uh I had already again who's. making those socks that's right all. right you know the sheen is that that. clothing company that sells stuff real. cheap I don't know you heard of that. Jamie Sheen um I was just reading. something today about people finding. like letters like please help me I have. dental pain like that kind of [ __ ] like. I'm forced to be stuck here. did Sheen get in trouble for using child. labors or something about that and what. store is selling Sheen I mean I know I. think it's an online thing okay because.
I know sometimes the big ones like. Walmart they get in trouble for some of. the places they shop well that's the. thing man it's like if you're buying. something from an American Store you. have no idea where it was made and how. it was made conspiracy theory claiming. Sheen workers sent pleas for help and. clothing has tens of millions of views. on Tik Tok there's no evidence of report. this particular Theory despite criticism. of Sheen's business model um yeah but. Google Sheen um in trouble for child.
labor or confirms child labor there was. something about that. today there's some something in the news. child. labor yeah okay this just say two cases. Sheen says it found two cases of child. labor in its supply chain last year so. you got to think right like they send. their stuff to factories to get those. factories to make their stuff if they. found to in China I mean.
China they protect what's going on in. these factories you think I mean does. this count the North Koreans that are. being held right well maybe it's not for. this company company said it did not. find any cases of child labor in Q4 of. 2023 that's real specific did you. look startup that was only found during. q1 Q3 or something earlier in the year. okay so in Q4 they weren't doing it. anymore um which is weird cuz that was. that was the kid's name that they caught.
doing the. child it should be made in America you. should be able to buy American stuff and. there's not that many companies that are. selling things in America unfortunately. Tom's Shoes Tom's Shoes check what you. buy it's called Toms yeah they they uh. they sell you a pair of shoes and they. donate a pair to uh third world kid that. has no shoes oh that's nice you know. those Barefoot kids yeah that's nice I'm. not Barefoot anymore there you go what. are the companies are I guess Patagonia. they're very conscious about where they.
manufacture well I would imagine any of. those like rocky mountain climbing. people companies like North Face right. they'd have to be pretty ecological yeah. I heard REI is not doing good what do. you mean the company their practices or. the company no the company's not dude I. [ __ ] love that compan place they got. they got one in Del that's huge and I. don't know I get so excited just walking. through the aisles finding cool [ __ ]. it's the only place where you buy. waterproof matches on a whim yeah might. need those right I need a canteen that I.
can also take a [ __ ] into I need a. 100,000 Lumen. flashlight in case there's a [ __ ]. raccoon in my garbage boom. [ __ ] I need you see those. flashlights they have yeah they have. crazy flashlights yeah yeah like some of. those like LED flashlights they they're. so powerful it's bananas how but we used. to have flashlights they were [ __ ] I. know that one stupid bulb and that.
silver reflective area on the outside. supposed to amplify the light from this. one shitty light bulb and had to put in. those like giant Double D batteries. weigh like8 pounds to carry it around I. think they all need those now for well I. think with these really high loomin. lights the LEDs don't draw much. electricity dude all my camping stuff is. uh solar really yeah my lanterns are all. solar it's great they and they they. collapse it's collapsible and then it. pops up I think it's a Coleman it. collapses and then it pops up and then.
charges it's got a nice light my friend. Adam Green Tree he does a lot of these. uh solo hunts where he goes into the. back country for like a month at a time. just him by himself living off the land. and he has this it's like a tarpa out. it's a solar tarp like you unfold it and. he uses it to charge his phone charge. his camera cameras like anything he. wants to charge yeah yeah I bet you. those boats those people that take a. boat from you know Hawaii to Mainland us. they must have everything must be solar.
you have to have something solar you. have to have at least some kind of. backup yeah like if your generator goes. down you're stuck in the middle of the. [ __ ] ocean you can't even rescue you. know like send a rescue message yeah. dude if you told me we're going to send. you on a sailboat to Hawaii I would be. like I'll just die you could just you. could kill me. going into storms with 20 foot waves on. his sailboat in the middle of the ocean. dude in the middle of the ocean how.
about that guy that died in Italy do you. hear that story that crazy story what. happened so there's this guy who was on. trial he was some billionaire character. who uh was on trial for I forget what. the the charges were but there was a. very low probability of him beating the. case and he went up beating it and then. he's on the island of Sicily he's around. Sicily in the ocean and a water spout. out of nowhere hits his boat sinks him. and kills him and I believe killed his.
daughter and maybe a few other people as. well and then some people swim to safety. oh but what are the odds that this water. spout takes out this one guy's yacht. right after this guy gets off on. apparently allegedly ripping off a bunch. of very well people oh yeah now his. codefendant gets hit by a. car he gets killed too no [ __ ] nothing.
to see here not in Sicily that [ __ ]. never happens in si I don't know if the. Cod Defender got killed in Sicily the. Cod Defender might have got killed. somewhere else but I know they're both. dead damn quick yeah it makes you wonder. like don't [ __ ] with rich people do not. yeah they because they can make someone. Rich to get rid of you mhm like what do. you how much do you think you're worth. MH like if someone's worth $80 billion. and you rip them off for like $5 billion. you're like I want this [ __ ]. dead yeah and you have you go for a walk.
on a beach with a guy and everybody. leaves their cell phones at home and you. explain how it's all going to get done. yeah and then a water spout just shows. up in the middle of the ocean what are. they you they using satellites what. access to [ __ ] killer weather. technology do they really have yeah what. do they have like let's assume this a. conspiracy because it might not have. been it might be God God might have said. [ __ ] this guy which is horrible because. he also said [ __ ] the guy's daughter and. a bunch of people working on the boat. but if God did that it's pretty crazy.
right that's one option one option is. it's some strange Karma that God just. decided it's your time another option is. just K complete coincidence just this. took place to this guy he's just on the. ocean [ __ ] happens it's just crazy just. circumstance and people are gonna. attribute it to a. conspiracy the other possibility is that. they can do that that some force in the. world has the kind of technology that. can direct a storm to a very specific.
spot that can create a water spout ex. seeding the clouds or something. something probably more important more. complicated than that like some sort of. a direct energy weapon like something. where they can do something with the. ionosphere do something with lasers I. don't know what the [ __ ] they're using. but some kind of technology that can. amplify weather and point it to a very. specific place which is crazy to think. like imagine if there's a hurricane. machine out there if we know that like.
Japan starts talking [ __ ] oh yeah you. want to talk some [ __ ] how about we send. a hurricane your way and you don't even. know you can do hurricanes so if you. don't know that we're creating the. hurricane you think you just got hit by. a hurricane right like how much control. do they have over storms or sieges like. a Siege used to be surrounded the city. and you kept any food from coming in now. how about a drought for a year right. right maybe they can do that well they.
know what does it say the story said. potentially could have been avoided if. the ship had been I don't know to say. treated or cared for correctly because. they knew that the storm was coming and. they didn't do some things they should. have done including Buton down all the. hatches lift up the anchor and a few. other things were on the list I saw so. they're like there's an investigation. going in they might have interesting. manslaughter charges or something. probable that offenses were committed. because the way that people set the boat.
up yeah they're not even positive if. like they could have survived that storm. if those things were done that's what. they're saying stop trying to be a party. pooper I'm trying to promote a. conspiracy theory over here so imagine. if you do have control of the weather. what would you do you'd start a storm. first can't just have this water spout. appear out of nowhere let's start a. [ __ ] storm guys out there boating. okay let's start a storm like can they. start a storm well how much control I. mean I don't know anything about it. except like what do they call it cloud. seeding like is that seaing is real how. much how much control do we have over.
the weather now well cloud seating is. real they do it in ababi once a week so. they have uh it rains once a week in Abu. Dhabi because they're insanely wealthy. right and they're like wouldn't it be. nice if it rained so let's [ __ ] make. it rain so there's chemicals that you. spray in the clouds and there it's. something about it ch the weight of the. water V there has to be clouds yeah I. think there has to be clouds but there's. kind of always clouds like some clouds. um in Dubai though recently they had a.
disaster where they they [ __ ] up and. they over amped and they got more rain. than they've had in seven years and so. there's like supercars like floating. down the street like mad flooding. because they don't really have the in. infrastructure to deal with that kind of. water like just pouring down did you see. any of that footage no I'm pretty sure. this has all been and they they've all. tied this into cloud seeding see if. that's true um but the footage of the. the flood is [ __ ] Bonkers and so if. there's cloud seating will there not be.
fighting between places about who gets. to pull the water from the clouds cuz. you'll exhaust the air in the water. eventually in the in the sky. eventually um I wonder if that's true I. wonder if there's more up there than we. think there is and I wonder what the. negative consequences are like does it. have an effect on other parts part of. the world so the heavy rainfall. continues to pound. UAE several flights cancel so it was I. had some friends that were over there. while this was happening they said it.
was nuts like they're just not designed. for that so buildings were leaking like. everything was. flooded like these buildings are not. really set up look at all those cars. like sunk underwater these buildings. some of them are not really set up look. at the [ __ ] airport that's nuts it's. like a swimming pool they're not set up. for this kind of r rainfall or any kind. of rainfall they probably did a [ __ ] job. building them and they didn't. weatherproof them they didn't think it. was going to rain when you're in the. desert sometimes that [ __ ] backs up yeah.
but this is like raining for days so was. it because of cloud. seating does it. say Google that see if it's I'm pretty. sure they attribute it to the cloud. seating which is nuts that they can do. that that's wild We Make It Rain that. yeah yay. so that's kind of simple though that's. not starting a storm and that's. certainly not directing a storm so it.
makes you wonder like okay that seems. pretty straightforward how they do the. cloud seating but is there any sort of. Technology that's even feasible that. would allow you to manipulate the. weather so like if we understand the. conditions in which certain storms. emerge like uh hurricanes it has to do. with the warming of the ocean like the. ocean water and and then a cold front. come in above it there's a bunch of.
different factors that happen like would. it be possible to mimic those conditions. or to artificially stimulate those. conditions is it even feasible like how. would you warm the ocean that's insane. it's so big how you going to do that. saying this is just a crazy weather. event that happened with like a low. pressure system not moving right they. had forecasted that it was going to. happen. did they do any cloud seating though. that there's reports that cloud seeding. may have had the thing but BBC says. they're unable to independently identify. whether cloud seating took place right.
because if I was working for the UA I'd. be like I don't know what the [ __ ]. you're talking about cloud seeding yeah. like you know how much insurance is. involved in all this no no this just. happened do you know how much money is. lost there just think of that think of. how much repairs how many cars got. drowned I didn't do it I don't know what. [ __ ] you're talking about cloud seating. what is this a science fiction movie. [ __ ] it's 20 people that's the. department of cloud seaing we're not. cloud and they [ __ ] up we're not Cloud. seaing we just it rained yeah it rained. in the middle of the desert by the way. the BBC like when I think about because.
everybody talks about like which news. sources can you trust and neither side. trusts the other side BBC kind of feels. like the place we can all go that's. pretty good that's they're pretty. good yeah it's real hard with anything. that's a corporation if you really want. to get news um I I get some unbiased. news there's a thing what is it called. 1492 is that what it's called oh yeah. were they it's basically just fact.
driven news stories not no editorial. Bend to it whatsoever not owned by a. board that's on one side of the other. exactly exactly so I get that but Som. howow I trust like BBC's pretty good. Guardian BBC but anybody that's got some. sort of an. agenda any one way or the other you you. know whether it's to minimize one. person's activity or maximize another. person's like what are just tell me what.
happened tell me who did what and what. what took place and just don't don't. give me any words like far right don't. say extremist don't say any of that. stuff just tell me what a human being. did what another human like what started. this well that's why I prefer uh People. magazine over us because like when I see. Ben Affleck with the giant Starbucks cup. and it says he's just like us I'm like. [ __ ] that's it that's the real deal. that's. [Laughter].
facts I used to read People magazine. every week my wife was working in a. doctor's office and I'd say [ __ ]. steal that People magazine so nuts I. just I just love I don't know why it's. because it's so my after all the other. [ __ ] news that you're looking at. just to go like all right just I want to. see a country singer who's got a new. [ __ ] baby and it's sweet it's all. just super low frequency information MH. I used to love those fake ones were they.
like was it which ones were the ones. were talk about Bigfoot and UFOs all the. time oh the uh National inquire no no. not that one National inquire was like. gossipy stuff oh the something world. news world news report yeah yeah that's. the one great best they had the worst. like Photoshop pictures and I'm like. give me that what did you do what did. you my father was uh you know my father. was in broadcasting and he did a lot of. voiceovers and so one of his accounts. was the it was the national. Inquirer and uh and his voice would come.
on every week all the commercials for. National inquire would come on and yeah. that's it that's it give me me I C A. Story sorry just let me see some of. those look at the bat child look at that. look at the bat child found in cave. Hillary Clinton adopts alien baby. does look like Chelsea a little bit look. there's bat bat child found in cave look. at that bat boy leads cops a three state. Chase first photos of.
Heaven they're amazing it's amazing. computer virus spreads to. humans Princess Diana is alive bat boy. sided in New York City bat boy got a lot. of coverage she must have sold a lot of. episodes pregnant man gives birth look. that was ridiculous back then now it's. like of course of course he gave. birth oh my God there's Bigfoot Runaway. Bride he's running but look at the bride. it's so clearly like a holograph it's. not didn't even try it's a drawing it's.
Bigfoot with a [ __ ] Veil on oh my God. fat cat owns 23 old. ladies Titanic captain found in. Lifeboat you see that one oh my God. that's amazing so funny oh that they. were so good they were so good it was. just they it was just ridiculous enough. they were like give me that yeah give me. that you what did you do you son of a.
[ __ ] it was the onion before the onion. was yeah yeah oh yeah there was always. Bigfoot stor a lot of Bigfoot stories oh. Jackie with crippled Kennedy proving he. didn't die in Dallas oh right yeah he. just got crippled yeah getting shot in. the head will make you crippled on your. it's funny just circle a blurry photo. that's him. how the [ __ ] you know that's him it's so. stupid they just lied to you but the. lies the lies are so ridiculous it's. like it's okay yeah like some kind of.
fraud we allow like we allow like uh. preachers that like tell evangelists you. know like the preachers how about. [ __ ] religion oh yeah how about the. the this this new kind of like the. Christians are taking over the country. and forcing us to put the Ten. Commandments on this sides of [ __ ]. cour houses and get it taught in schools. it's doing it's a fantasy wait a minute. who's doing that what the cour houses. yeah where's that. happening uh what state is that maybe.
it's Texas I don't know really yeah was. the 10 commandments always there or did. they are they trying to reintroduce it. or they trying to introduce it uh well. there's different Ten Commandments first. of all like there's the there's the. Catholic Ten Commandments and then. there's the Lutheran ten commandments so. I don't even know which one they're. using. but uh is it Alabama one of the one of. the states is uh forcing them to put the. Ten Commandments really find that of. cour houses ACLU sues over Ten.
Commandments in Courthouse saying. biblical text violates religious liberty. and this is from 2001 2001 now this is. this is in the last year huh are you. sure you haven't been just on the. liberal news report positive probably. get it in Venice you guys all lie to. each other all about homeless people in. the Ten Commandments Monument between. the Texas state capital building and the. state supreme court building but I don't. know oh it's just a monument it stood on. grounds between Texas state capital. building in the state supreme court. building Monument was one of several.
scattered around the capital grounds its. location did not draw special attention. to it no that's not it do you know uh. what Scholars from Israel think the Ten. Commandments were what Moses and the. burning bush like that whole thing yeah. they think it was DMT they think that. the that the ACAA bush is very rich in. DMT and they think think it's it's. indicative of a psychedelic experience. and this is the idea instead of smoking. this compound it's a burning bush like. this is how you would get that analogy. especially when you're dealing with a.
story that's told over a thousand years. before it's ever written down and it's. translated all these different languages. but if you break it down to what it is. these Scholars now believe that some. sort of a psychedelic experience where. comes back and said God has given us. these rules to live by in that case I'm. in I'm in on those Ten Commandments they. they came from somewhere real then yeah. well I think all of it if you stop and. think I always bring this up but it's. it's a good point like in the beginning. there was light well isn't that the big. bangh I mean we believe in that like all.
scientists that are studying the origins. of the universe believe in the Big Bang. um there's new people like well not new. like sir Roger Penrose who has been on. the show before who now believes that. the Big Bang was the end of Another. Universe and that it's probably this. endless cycle and it's not as simple as. there was nothing and then there was. something that there's always this. expansion and contraction and then these. these Cosmic events take place and they. birth new new University they just. manifest different types of life forms.
at different times that's all completely. speculative right what they do know is. what they can see right so what they can. see is some sort of uh evidence some. sort of a background evidence of this. event that took place at it's they're. still arguing about how much time time. ago it took because because the James. web telescope they've seen some. structures and some galaxies that are so. far away they shouldn't have been able. to form in the amount of time that it. took from the current understanding of.
the big bang and some people want to. push the Big Bang back 22 billion years. now instead of 13 billion years but it. could be that that's just as far because. it's that's 22 billion years it takes. for light to get there to reach us but. if it's a 100 billion years that shit's. never going to get there we're never. going to see it so if it goes back f. further and further than that it's just. not available to us we don't have the. ability to see it yet but we might yeah. you know now they can with the James web. they can see far further back and with. new telescopes they invent and new.
methods of detection they they might be. able to realize like there's no end to. this thing yeah and there was no. beginning and it just keeps happening. that makes it's more logical than it not. being true I mean there's obviously I. mean all the laws of physics are about. the the um you know energy and mass not. disappearing it exists and there's. different wavelengths that all life. exist we we're in such a slim you know. uh frame of energy that and now I feel.
like I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm. talking about I know what you're saying. though yeah but it just it's not logical. that there would be just this and not. Infinity silly it's silly but it's also. even if there wasn't the universe is so. crazy just what we know it it is even if. we said oh it's it's only 13.7 billion. years old like you don't even know what. that means just you know how [ __ ] big. that is and by the way we're not at the. end of it it's not like we're like it.
blew up and we're as far away we look. back that's what we see no it goes that. far that way too so it's it's [ __ ]. immense Beyond imagination you could put. it into numbers you could write it down. billion this that it doesn't even. register you can't imagine how long it. would take to get there you you can't. imagine if you're going to speed of. light something taking. 13.7 billion years to arrive at it's so. big that even if that's it if that's the. whole thing even if it's finite even if. they Define the universe as a structure.
it's finite and it is x amount of. billion years of Lightyear travel until. you reach the end of this structure. maybe it like rotates into itself who. knows it's still insane so the idea that. it's not it doesn't have a boundary that. there's more of them that there's a. Multiverse that there's an infinite. number of them that they con there's one. of the theories is that in the center of. every Galaxy there's a super massive. black hole and if you go through that. super massive black hole you will find. another Universe with hundreds of. billions of galaxies each one with a. super massive black hole in the middle.
of it go through that hundreds of. billions of un like that it's never. ending in fractal yeah and it it and. also the fact that you know we can. travel at a certain speed and the fact. that there isn't another life force that. can go instantaneously through. incredible distances probably for sure. they can yeah I mean we were talking the. other day I had this guy and we were. talking about imagine if you were living. in the Roman Empire and you showed them. a garage door opener they'd be like what. the [ __ ] this is crazy you're nowhere.
near that thing you press a button and. it goes up yeah that's nuts it's a radio. frequency something you can't see feel. or. touch we think it's so crazy but it. might be how we travel through space in. the future yes but just zip to some new. spot and be super normal for us like. well you going to fly there like an IDI. it with a jet. engine you're going to need stopovers to. refuel yeah and you hope you don't get. hit by a micro meteorite along the way. and you get annihilated yeah you hear.
about those people that are stuck in the. space station yeah brow Elon has to go. rescue them is that what's gonna happen. yeah Boeing can't get him wow they're. having failures with their Jets can we. apparently Boeing at one time was. talking [ __ ] about SpaceX and now elon's. talking [ __ ] to Boeing oh that's great. because they're gonna have to go rescue. those people yeah. is there is Russia or China is anybody. else going to the space station we can. catch a ride from it would be nice yeah. that would be nice I don't know and but. I know you can't stay up there too long.
it's really bad for you I heard it's. like nine months is the forecast right. now of how long they can stay they. supposed to be there for no eight. days. no no and how long are they saying I. heard something like N9 months this is. no fewer than. 240 the Starliner. it will amount to no fewer than 240. consecutive days since when did they run. out of. food when do they run out of food when. do they start eating each other bro when.
do they run out of food how much food. they have up there how can they have. enough food how is it even possible what. do they do with their [ __ ] they shoot it. out into space can't do that what if it. lands on somebody kill them that's. happened before really yeah they dropped. it out of planes Frozen turds have come. through people's [ __ ] house roofs. yeah like a brick of [ __ ] from the Sky. boom imagine you're watching the Super. Bowl like this is. amazing a brick of Frozen [ __ ] from 180.
passengers comes crashing through your. kitchen roof damn who do you call for. that oh their ride is wh they just can't. safely take it. back why the the helium leaks in several. issues with smaller rusters it's been. docked with the space station it says on. so like earlier this week they announced. that it will undock without a crew and. early September and come back to earth. while they wait for their ride sometime.
in 2025 oh my God in 2025 we are in. August right now of 2024 talking about. this would you want to not just get on. the thing and go with it be like get. left in space would you take your chance. I don't know oh you might take chance. what if you're almost out of food right. you might take a chance you know what's. so [ __ ] crazy is that it takes this. long when you think about like what was. it. 1969 when we went to the when did we go. to the moon the firstly allegedly. allegedly.
allegedly that they basically took with. no real computers with you know none of. the technology we have today they. picture a. 1969 [ __ ] Camaro oh yeah going up. into space they got up to space in you. know and they they had a space program. that was very accelerated they did this. [ __ ] fast because Russia had had thrown. down the gauntlet they had already. gotten there we wanted to get on the on. the on the moon first well we all had. Nazi scientists oh that's right yeah.
Russia got a bunch and we got a bunch. but dude they got up there and then. somebody hit a wrong button when they I. think that I guess this was uh it was. the first one Apollo yeah they hit a. wrong button on the computer and they. went off course and they self-corrected. on a [ __ ] onboard computer cuz you. know if you missed the gravitational. pull you just [ __ ] spin out into. space and it's over and these dudes. somehow made it with a V8 engine they. just got to the Moon V8 engine I think.
it was I think it was an. EcoBoost and then now today how is it. that it still takes us this long to do. the same thing that they did 50 years. ago well do you know that the Apollo. missions were the only time that they. ever sent a living thing into deep space. and had to come back alive what yeah. they never sent anything into deep space. like they never sent a monkey to the. moon and had to come back alive to see. if the people could survive huh the.
first time they did it was with people. wow yeah seems odd damn seems odd that. no Mission other than the Apollo. missions has ever been past Earth's. gravity yeah so the way all of these. missions like Space Station Mission. they're all like 300 miles 350 MI space. shuttle missions everything's inside 300. miles uhhuh cuz it's inside the Van. Allen radiation belts so this this. immense band of radiation that covers. the earth that lasts I forget how many.
thousands of miles but it's it's outside. of where all the space travel is yeah. except the Apollos they went through it. no problem and uh they tried to blow a. hole through it once they actually. ignited a nuclear bomb in space it was. Operation starfish Prime so they shot a. nuke up into space to try clear a. pathway so they could like shoot a. rocket through it and have no problems. and it made it way more radioactive who. they it had the opposite effect instead. of blowing a hole through it it just.
supercharged the belt no [ __ ] yeah it. was a it was a. crazy experiment the idea that they. would shoot a rocket into space and blow. up a nuclear. bomb damn yeah pull up operation. start pre satellites 6 7 68 somewhere. around then maybe slightly earlier than. that okay um cuz now you [ __ ] up all the. T Communications if you did that right. no no no well maybe it depends on where.
you do it I guess but a solar flare. could [ __ ] up all of our Communications. one good blast and all of our satellites. are down yeah starfish Prime is a high. altitude nuclear test conducted by the. it's just a test Gregory a joint effort. of the atomic energy commission and the. defense Atomic support oh 62 is launched. in Johnston atol in uh July 9 1962 is. the largest nuclear test conducted in. outer space and one of five conducted by. the US in.
space a Thor rocket imagine your name of. your rocket Thor Thor containing a w49. thermonuclear Warhead designed at Los. Alamo scientific laboratory and a mocked. MK2 re-entry vehicle was launched from. Johnston ATO in the Pacific ific ocean. about 900 miles west southwest of Hawaii. the explosion took place at an altitude. of 250 Mi not that high no that's not. that. high that's like right at the border of.
where I think the um the belt start I. think the belt started like around 300. 350 something like that starfish test. was one of five high altitude tests. grouped together as operation Fishbowl I. think in Hawaii they had power outages. because of it. wow but did they have power outages it. say they have power outages in Hawaii. does it say anything this is a whole. Wikipedia on the thing.
right I believe they did I think that. was one of the issues after. effects okay here it goes while some of. the energetic beta particles followed. the Earth's magnetic field and. illuminated the sky other high energy. electrons became trapped and formed. radiation belts around the earth the. added electrons in increased the. intensity of the electrons within the. natural inner Van Allen radiation belt. by several orders of magnitude there was. much uncertainty and. debate about the composition magnitude.
and potential adverse effects from the. trap radiation after the detonation the. weaponers became quite worried when. three satellites in low earth orbit were. disabled these included the Trac and the. transit 4B the halflife of the energ. energetic electrons was only a few days. at the time it was not known that solar. and Cosmic particle fluxes varied by a. factor of 10 and energies could exceed. one me whatever that means in the months.
that followed these man-made radiation. belts eventually cause six or more. satellites to fail as radiation damaged. their solar arrays or Electronics. including the first commercial relay. communication satellite telar tar yeah. as well as the United Kingdom's first. satellite uh detectors on Telstar TR R. AAC engine and aerial 1 were used to. measure the distribution of the. radiation produced by the tests so we. [ __ ] up England satellite out of their. [ __ ] mind that's insane hey [ __ ] it.
let's try this they're so crazy oh my. God look at this explosion outer space. The Fallout from starfish Prime was less. than other ground tests estimate for its. Health impacts and excess deaths. including from thyroid cancer are hard. to find but overall excess deaths impact. thousands of above ground tests have. likely amounted between 10,000 and. 100,000. lives just from the the tests they. that's what killed John Wayne you know.
oh is that right John Wayne and the. whole cast of a movie he was on got. cancer and they did these uh westerns. out in Nevada and that's what I metant. before when I said Oklahoma I met Nevada. that that test went off yeah Nevada had. a bunch of them yeah that's that's why. they got. gambling like Let's Make a. Deal the Conqueror 220 people on the set. of the Conqueror 91 were diagnosed with. cancer including both Wayne who died at.
1979 at 72 and his co-star Susan Hayward. who died in 1975 at 57 dude John Wayne. looked a lot older than 72 by the end. that was a different time yeah they. didn't have no vitamins theyna I know I. know they had no sunblock no vegetables. they just came up with margarine yeah. yeah Martin was. big you know the non nonstick surfaces. on pans were made out of [ __ ] toxins. that was him at the end 72 look at him.
wow rough rough time dies at 72 the Duke. oh I'll tell you AI Quinton Tarantino. movie John Wayne the last Gunslinger. they say when uh remember when Brando. had the uh the indigenous woman go up. and accept his Oscar wasn't really. indigenous oh I didn't know that yeah. she was a con man apparently John Wayne. went out they had to physically restrain. John Wayne oh he went nutty yeah he went. nutty yeah that lady was crazy her.
sister's like we're not Indian really. yeah yeah yeah that wasn't her name yeah. she was like outraged John Wayne had to. be restrained by six guards during the. Marlon Brando Oscar win I'll tell you. what go find out that lady that that. lady was not really uh Native American. wow she had made it all up she came up. with a fake name she got up there with. the whole poncho on and. everything the. ponytails she had the big tail the. Oscars bro she was like one of the first.
people that like uh stole culture and. she's spoke in like a broken English too. amazing yeah amazing that's amazing yeah. her sister ratted her out I'm pretty. sure it was her sister well that's. what's I mean talk about you find that. story pre- internet like the the woman. who was ended up like being a leader for. the end ACP and she wasn't Rachel doelle. she was Jewish yeah yeah you know back. then you couldn't be transracial but I. think that's coming I think she was. ahead of her time yeah I think she's. ahead of her time I think you could.
probably be trans white and no one will. call you on it trans White's like let. him let him be white that's fine I. identify as white okay no one cares you. know like no one gets outraged when a. woman turns into a man you're like well. you probably shouldn't have done that. but good luck to you nobody gets mad. like you're appropriating male culture. like get mad when men become women and. then want to go in the women's room and. appropriate women culture and then join. women's groups and tell women what to do. and they're biological males who. identify as women women get real upset.
but if like a biological woman wants to. hang out with the guys and wants to. pretend to be a guy and like ah you I. want to get on the board like no one's. getting threatened okay Frank join the. board Point who cares the John thing. isn't true what do you mean it's not. true that he didn't rush the stage oh. that's fake while I'm looking for this. thing I found the story saying that they. had to debunk it every few years because. it kind of comes back up maybe maybe he. knew she wasn't really Indian so he. didn't charge his stage maybe it's one. of them queueing on things so what is uh.
the lady though the story about the lady. that's what I really want to hear about. cuz that's kooky there's a kooky thing. that people do when they pretend they. always pretend to be Native American no. one pretends they're. polish no I've got polish Roots like no. one no one does that no one pretends to. be Irish no no one says I'm I'm German. yeah when you're actually not you. although some people pretend they're not. German shortly after the war yeah they. moved to Argentina yep yeah a lot of. them yep yeah and Brazil the communities.
of Brazil they speak German Boys from. Brazil oh yeah the the Argentina thing. is crazy yeah like they had that show. Finding Hitler and they go down there. and there's like these people that have. like photos of ss troops on their wall. that was Grandpa and they wear a leader. hosen and they have [ __ ] October Fest. down there yeah yeah they all escaped. [ __ ] it's crazy dude it's crazy they got. out you get the. story yeah but I'm making sure it's. accurate cuz it's uh that was going. around in 2022 and then more recently.
there's a documentary made and someone. hired someone to look into all of this. stuff and that's what I was just reading. through to see what they found because. they might have found something that. says that there is some sort of Link but. yeah but I'm pretty sure the the gal was. uh she had some issues and was kind of. like making stuff up yeah I'm pretty. sure that's fun yeah wild lady I bet. she's fun to hang out with wants to. pretend to be an Indian like okay little. imagin let's go let's go. camping let's see what you really got.
yeah show me how to start a fire go C. two rocks how do you do it how you guys. start fires show me how yeah her sisters. were saying she was a frog yeah her. sisters ratted her out yeah ped to pull. the story up so it's covered by God damn. it ad. blockers um it's just that thing of. people wanting to be something other. than what they are is very weird MH you. know but the The Grass Is Always Greener. God I wish I was a Native American. that'd be so [ __ ] cool you know like. you pretend you hear things.
sh you know like there she is yeah. sashen Little Feather what a great name. Li lied about Native American ancestry. sisters claim it's a fraud it's. disgusting to the heritage of the tribal. people and it's just insulting to my. parents she was a Nutty lady she was. pretty though too yeah she was gorgeous. that's probably how she tricked Marlon. Branda oh yeah probably hot she rubbed. up against him he's like I love uh. Indians Little Feather why don't you do. me a favor yeah go that guy was out of.
his [ __ ] mind yeah got an island. became 350 lbs yeah hung out by himself. on an island uh but that's probably why. he was so good you know you talk about. like original Comics like he's the. original actor yeah you know street car. Named Desire watch that movie. yeah like nobody acted like that back. then well it was part of that whole he. went to the uh neighborhood Playhouse in. New York and his class at the. neighborhood Playhouse was James Dean.
Paul Newman what was Paul Newman's. wife's. name she was very famous actress as well. but there was this one group that. started and it was you know stanislowski. taught uh Meisner Meisner who started. the the neighborhood Playhouse and that. whole voice in acting that was based on. it's based on listening and answering. and being in the moment and it was about. finding emotional truth and coming from. that rather than from the dialogue you. didn't study the dialogue and recite it.
you found where the emotional truth of. where this character was and then you. just Unleashed it and you and you found. the moment in that and that started this. whole kind of like realistic. acting right cuz before that they were. like say get away from my girl it was. all suck you yeah yeah right right right. why I ought to yeah they talk so weird. back then yeah and they talk fake it was. like fake like he was the first guy to.
like oh that seems like he's really. experiencing that right now he's really. upset yep y yeah and on the waterfront. on the waterfront was incredible it was. great I could have been a contender I. could have been somebody instead of a. bum which is what I am and everybody was. like who who's this guy Marlin. Brando James Dean same kind of thing you. know they just broke down on stage the. the emotions they had yeah and Newman. too in the Hustler oh my God incred.
incredible amazing incredible that's. 1963 that's the year Kennedy was shot. that movie came out oh no [ __ ] I just. rewatched it recently it's [ __ ] dark. man it's so good so good Jackie glacon. was [ __ ] amazing first guy ever to. play a pool player that you could say. that guy actually play pool he's the. only one he's the only one where I buy. it hook line and sinker you watch him. play the balls like that iy can play mhm. yep with Paul knew like come on Tom. Chris you weren't buying Tom Cris.
rudimentary he didn't move the ball yeah. you could anybody can make a straight. end shot if you teach them it's like can. you move the ball yeah how do you move. it takes so long to be able to stroke a. ball to be able to like get a get draw. stroke like Full Table full length draw. yeah put English s spin adjust for the. way it's going to deflect off the other. ball get position on the next sh that's. what I want to see and you don't see. that in movies where a guy's playing. pool except for gleon when Gleason's. making those shots you're like that guy.
can [ __ ] play he's going into the. rack he's moving the ball around you're. like that guy's a player he could run. 100 Balls was he based on was that. character based on William osone or on. uh neither one yeah no Minnesota Fats. used to be called New York fats okay and. he changed is named to Minnesota Fats. after the movie that movie was all about. me oh no [ __ ] he was a con man oh that's. hilarious yeah yeah yeah he was a a. hustler a real Hustler uh Minnesota Fats. was a very good pool player but not.
nearly as good as Willie Moscone uhuh. Willie Moscone was in the Hustler he was. one right he was one of the guys racking. the balls when they had the first big. match but Willie mosone was like a real. world champion pool player but Minnesota. Fats was just a really good player I. heard he was a good Gambler I heard. Willie was a better like tournament. player and that fats was a better money. player perhaps well mosone was just a. better player period all around he'd. beat him in everything that they would.
ever play in there's not a chance in. hell that except there's a game called. one pocket and that was one of the games. that Minnesota Fats was an expert at and. one pocket is a a complicated game where. like do you know how to play it no okay. so if it's a six-pocket table you have. the pocket on the left in the corner the. pocket on the right and you must make. all your balls in that pocket there's 15. balls in a rack right when you get to. eight balls you win that means you won. the rack if I get to eight balls I win. and so you can make a spot too like say.
if I'm a better player than you I say. I'll spot you 10 to five you only need. to make five balls and you win I need to. make 10 balls in my hole and you win and. so it's all about moving balls around so. you want to keep the Q ball in a. position where you can't possibly make a. ball in that corner and you want to. nudge balls slowly towards your it's all. about not making any drastic moves and. understanding how to play the game Super. complicated gamblers game so a lot of. times when people are playing for a lot. of money they like to play this game wow. games take forever a game might take.
three hours for one game yeah so if you. pot a ball in another pocket does it. stay down no um if you pot a ball in a. side pocket it comes back up and it gets. spotted if you pot a ball in the other. guy's pocket accidentally that's his. ball oh and then you lose your spot and. then he shoots that one day it's boring. as [ __ ] oh is it yeah you you'll go mad. you just take wild shots and then you. [ __ ] up and you scatter the rack and. then the guy runs out uhuh I am too add. for that I need to be moving the ball. around I like to play position on the.
next shot and then that to the next shot. and but it's a very complicated game. that like really good players play in. Minnesota Fats the real New York fats. his real name he was Rudolph wanderone. was his name he was a really good player. at that and that that's the gambling. game like to this day like when guys. match up one of things that happens like. if there's big tournaments certain guys. will show up where these big tournaments. are that are just one pocket players and. they try to entice one of these Pros. into a game of one pocket uhhuh you know. and then they they'll bet 50,000 60,000.
100,000 you hear about these things like. this is a place called The Derby City. Classic it happens every year in Louis I. think it's in Louisville still um but. these guys go down there and it's a like. a 10day festival where Road players just. go down and meet each other they play in. tournaments and they try to gamble each. other play like two day games oh yeah. they they do [ __ ] math and stay up. for three days in a row I bet that's. what they used to do they used to all do. do amphetamines like pack in the 70s. they were all real skinny real skinny. and wired and couldn't miss a ball uhhuh.
no that's the thing about pool when you. play for a long time you know in one in. one match is you just lose focus for a. second and then all a sudden the it's. like golf is the same way you have to go. from hyperfocused totally present to. like relaxing shooting the [ __ ] yeah. listening to music whatever and then. hyper Focus again yeah yeah yeah it's a. it's a complicated game unfortunately. it's not that popular anymore when we.
you know it's just video games are too. good it's too easy to entice people into. video game land you mean instead of pool. in general yeah if there was nothing but. pool all these young kids would be into. playing pool cuz it's so exciting my. daughter's obsessed with pool really. yeah so I used to bring her when she was. like 19 and 20 she was into pool but. there's no [ __ ] pool halls on the. west side in LA and so she had a fake. idea isn't there House of billiards in. Santa Monica closed when did it go under. like three years. ago so I would bring her she had a fake.
ID and we would go shoot barpool and. we'd play as a team and I taught her. everything and we would go in and it was. so funny because like we'd play against. another couple there was two guys and. we'd start shooting and uh and she got. pretty good and you know me I'm okay and. so we would we would r we would win some. games and then she would say something. like oh yeah my father was saying and. they would go oh thank God that's your. father we. thought old. creep some old creep who found some.
young talented pool player to take under. his wing but that's what she does she. goes out at night with her friends and. she just she's like that that's great. she's like that pool junkie the one. that's all night long hanging around the. table where where she live now on the. West Side okay yeah is there places that. you can go to no pool halls none just. bars with tables God damn I think. there's one in like Brentwood but that's. far but Hollywood Billiards was the. place yeah that place great yeah there. was an original Hollywood bills that I.
went the first time I went to LA was in. '94 but that place got condemned after. the earthquake oh so then they moved it. to that big place with the parking lot. and that place I think was like hard to. keep I shoot with Adam Ferrar over there. sometimes he's a good player I used to. shoot with him in House of Billiards and. um the one in um uh Studio City is that. where it's at maybe it's on Studio City. somewhere in the valley there's a there. was a house of Billiards God damn it I. used to do the Monday night tournament. there oh really what is.
it is nineball tournament yeah in. Sherman Oaks Sherman Oaks that's right. yeah we used to go there I used to go. there with dom too. MH yeah yeah I used to shoot with dom. he's fun to play with yeah that's how. Dom and I became friends Dom and I did. um Montreal together in like 93 and then. I was at Amsterdam Billiards when it was. on the west side and uh I showed up and. I had my own queue and I was putting my. queue together and domar rer walked in. and he goes oh hey Joseph I go you play.
pool he had his own Q too I'm like let's. [ __ ] play and we played for hours you. know who own that you know who owned. that pool ho David brener David brener. yeah stand up comedian yeah uh so listen. dude let's wrap this up because I got a. pee um your special it's out it's called. you know me it's on YouTube and you can. go to fitzdog dcom and link to it from. that I got some tour dates coming up at. uh Denver Comedy Works this weekend and. fog.com calendar.com calendars up there. Tacoma and TLS this coming weekend.
you're at the Comedy Works which is one. of the best clubs that's ever existed so. fun amazing place and great history to. it and Wendy's the best Yeah Wendy. Curtis shout out shout out to Wendy all. right um anything else uh Instagram uh. Sunday papers and Fitz dog radio with. the two podcast and childish and uh you. can catch those on my YouTube page as. well all right my brother always good to. see you all right you too man thanks bye. everybody.
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