Joe Rogan Experience #2186 - Ari Matti

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day okay we're up now yeah so what what. were you guys um Talking Shop about. explain what what did you what the. question you ask J J well yeah Jamie's. gonna [ __ ] run a train on me I felt. it there was some controversy there was. some tension there was some little. tension we had when we had the lovely. dinner after your show uh we we went at.

it a little bit and we had a little. disagreement about compression. Technologies preamps Cloud lifters you. know what is your position well my. position is well okay go ahead hold on. he's coming from a different place. though also so go ahead yeah very. different let's just say financially. we're coming from a different very. different place but I tried to use the. sh sm7b we actually got uh for my. podcast uh T shout out here we are um. it's Estonian you're not going to well. AI Maybe did you just shout out it means.

uh um it means direct translation is. [ __ ] munchers it's my podcast oh so you. have is it in Estonian wow do you think. Spotify will translate to English maybe. you'll be the first that goes the. opposite way bro if AI translate this. podcast I'm [ __ ] you know oh yeah yeah. like oh take it down see this is the. thing they're going to do that I know. Spotify is going to do that they don't. get my Charisma and timing down though. no also since of humor sarcasm and when.

you translate English you sound like a. Nazi I will be a. Nazi it's problem with satire and and. humor and what is for lack of a better. term it's called talking [ __ ] okay and. this is what we do on podcast this is. what we do in The Green Room this is. what me and my friends love to do all. the time right we do that all the time. we say things we don't mean cuz it's.

funny we say things are inappropriate. because it's funny and it is 100% done. with fun and the problem is today people. like to take things and pretend you're. saying something when that's not what. you're saying yeah there's a funny. comedian in uh in Canada he's an. American dude who moved to Vancouver. he's Dino Archie he used to say off the. Record talk you know right it's [ __ ]. talk we're talk we don't we're not. saying things that we mean we're saying. things that are fun to say but what I.

was going to get to before we did is. that the thing that Jamie told me about. Ms well Telsa Gabbert was the first. person to tell me about it so I was. talking about how great Tulsa Gabbert is. about if uh you know you really wanted a. great Democratic candidate that was a. woman woman of color congresswoman for. eight years served overseas in a medical. unit twice that's where she got that. gray streak in her hair she's like an. Exemplar human being she likes my kill. Tony bits on Instagram so and they tried. to say that I was talking about KLA. Harris so they edited out of context.

dude I've seen your edited videos with. ads because yeah there's a lot of AI ads. that AR really me because Estonia is in. Eastern Europe and the Russian bot. system in that country that's crazy. right bro it's crazy I've seen fake. podcasts where there's a guy on your. podcast which never has happened and the. guy has a sh sm7b not this mic's end. let's be honest it's some shittier. version and the back drop is similar but.

you can tell it's not that podcast right. but you can do amazing things now with. AI you know you could do it with video. editing for sure like you could just. have a guy splice in him being in this. chair me being in that chair and if you. did it right and you spent your time on. it you could make it very convincing and. that's just the beginning man there's a. podcast with me and Steve Jobs I never. met Steve Jobs there's like I think it's. 40 minutes long how long is the podcast. with me and Steve Jobs but it's a. completely AI generated.

it's just audio but from what I've heard. it's you can kind of tell but it's. getting close it's getting to the point. where you're not going to be able to. tell you know when you you hear enough. computer generated sentences you're. going to catch little glitches in The. Matrix you know it's going to sound a. little off but you can only catch those. glitches in The Matrix because you're a. person who's also around technology. internet so you kind of kind of see the. scam going on it's it's not a super.

visible scam it's like a oh I see it. scam yeah so how long is it 20 minutes. 20 minutes okay so it's just me let me. hear some of. it personality they seem to have a soul. in a way and some people almost get. religious about this stuff because it's. so powerful and it means so much is that. good if a company gets to the point. where it's successfully doing a few. things you don't have to try and do. everything we're in the process now of. trying to cut the things we're doing so. that we can concentrate on the few that.

are really high on our priority list. because if you try to do too many things. none of them get done well focus on a. few and make sure the transition's. clunky but even more importantly the. sound is very different between where. the environment that I'm talking in the. environment he's talking for sure so. either he's not in the room which I. don't do I don't do Zoom calls they'll. suck yeah or you know that's fake yeah. it's only only two options if an audio. engineer just tweaked it for two minutes. they could make it sound so much better. oh yeah.

com you could 100% make it sound like. yeah you could 100% make it sound like. we're in the same room but they didn't. but this is also like how many months. old I think that's that was two years. ago oh crazy so what they have now is. way better they it's way better it's. getting to the point where we're not. going to know and for sure we're not. going to know what things are what. things are real what you can generate. you you I'm sure you've seen these uh. the new Unreal Engine the most. complicated video game engine.

what is it called engine five is that. what it's. called it's like this is spooky yeah. this so it's so good it's spooky it. looks like a damn movie like a real. movie like in Estonia the movie industry. is moving really well and the government. was financing uh for a while the. building of like um like a movie [ __ ]. I don't know Factory or like a whole you. know like a uh Production Studio so. which could bring more Revenue the. country great idea but some it's been.

paused now and people are like why isn't. it making but I know exactly why it's. paused because they're waiting to see. how this AI thing plays out because. let's be honest green screens and [ __ ]. mhm that might be like facts machines. bro yeah it might be like Morse code. yeah exactly and and it happens like. this well you saw that Tyler Perry shut. down the plans to build this enormous. Studio he's going to build an $800. million Production Studio and he saw ty.

Perry he's the guy who does all those Mi. movies he's got a bunch of TV series I. thought he's the Extreme Makeover guy. move bus remember that guy dude that was. my. [ __ ] no he's uh he plays a lady in in a. bunch of famous movies yeah MAA so. anyway Point MAA media media that's. right sorry um point is obviously super. successful dude and has this enormous. this is the unreal five engine he has. this enormous production company that.

he's about to build and he goes he sees. Sora and he's like what you guys can do. this now you got to see how that plays. out dude it's going to play out real. strange because what what you see. already so this is the video game this. this is hard this this looks pretty good. this is not as convincing as some of the. other footage that I saw the the. nighttime footage there's something. about daytime footage looks a little. clunky M or a little better but there. more Reflections and [ __ ] yeah I went to. red band's Place pretty wild though and.

tried the AI for the first time in my. life oh. nuts he was saying like he has a second. life and they are happy with his. girlfriend there and they're like living. in a whole another world there well red. band's slightly insane I know but the. way he was describing to me I imagined. it's like the Neo where I put the thing. in back and then and I'm happy now uh. but it was talk it was literally. Playstation 2 graphics whenever I want. to nerd out about Electronics it's.

always Red Band we we always talk we. always talk about the newest phones or. the newest this or this does that that. does this like he's just a tech no nerd. yeah he loves that [ __ ] and he's already. giving up on this life cuz he knows VR. is here. dude that's a such a red bad move every. time tell but you know what AI is taken. over I'm just going to get my brain. teleported exactly that's the ultimate. leap right imagine if they get to a. point where they say we can download. your brain into a computer but you will. cease to exist right here right now and.

you just have to assume that it's. whatever Consciousness is in your head. is your life and it's not just a faction. of that Consciousness being in a very. particular state in time that. Consciousness being attached to this. particular biological body in this. particular place like what makes you you. and if you take that [ __ ] out and stick. it in a machine what kind of horrific. existence is that what screaming into. the abyss unattached from a body but.

trapped trapped in a newly created. computer Dimension because you didn't. you didn't get to go to heaven cuz you. got trapped in a metal box and maybe. that's how the aliens contain Souls. maybe that's how they get them Matrix. was basically that whole that's the. thing make get you to think that you can. download your soul into a computer like. why I'm going to live forever going to. download My Soul into a computer and. what all you're doing is you're so smart. that you're stupid enough to think that.

technology is capable of recreating you. as a whole not just your Consciousness. but what what if your fingernails have. memories [ __ ] what if your whole. what if it all is a part of a system and. disconnected from that system your soul. is just. like just separated from love forever. that was what I really liked in the. Matrix franchise remember when they got.

out of the Matrix they went to Zion. there was that scene where they were. [ __ ] and then there was that scene. where they were dancing and the whole. thing um who's the [ __ ] Morpheus was. explaining that yeah you're not feeling. the things with your physical body in. this Matrix world you know you're going. through it's just the synapses are. firing in the machine and I remember cuz. I was like a teenager when I saw that. movie I remember that scene when they. were [ __ ] and I was like oh [ __ ] see. that's the thing if you download your. brain into a system and then they came.

back the world was shitty remember how. shitty Zion looked like Terrible No. Beach Like Us in 50 years and then they. were eating remember that food. everything the body needs remember that. Culp yeah but I remember when they did. that dancing scene I remember that like. uh like inspiring a thought where I'm. like H maybe even if there is a. secondary [ __ ] AI world that comes. yeah yeah yeah there'll be Rebellion see. that's what I'm saying no no question.

whatsoever that's why I love when people. go is AI going to destroy standup comedy. I always love to say that standup. luckily is the art form that can comment. on its own demise kind of you know like. even if AI creates the perfect ACT the. perfect haahha laughs per minute right. there's going to be you're going to be. able to comment on how [ __ ] that is. you know yeah so 100% and then on top of. that the what really what we're really. doing.

is we're performing for live audiences. so how's AI going to do that yeah. absolutely there's a thing that happens. when you see a singer on stage when. someone's got an incredible voice and. you see him sing and that that voice. just Echoes or someone like Gary Clark. Jr's playing guitar where you're in the. room while they're hitting those keys. you're like God damn and then there's. the story it's not even only the. technique and the incredible voice it's. also Human Experience the history of his. experience yeah I remember when I was.

like uh when I was like 19 I worked at a. jazz bar didn't know [ __ ] about Jaz I. don't know [ __ ] about music I don't know. how to play do you know how to play. anything no I don't know how to play. anything literally I don't know how to. draw or play and it like my hands just. don't work like that I tried guitar it. just doesn't happen dudes are just and. they're like feel the nothing. disconnection nothing's happening. interesting but I remember working at. that bar there was like um there's a. famous Estonian guy uh was uh performing.

like an unplugged he was like a rock. star and he was performing an unplugged. version on the weekends you know and. technically he sounded amazing he was an. amazing guitar player but he was a young. guy maybe only five years older than me. technically perfect from the traditional. training the school he had all the. things and for me that sounds amazing. right but then I remember we started. having uh cuz it was turning we had. Blues Nights on Tuesdays and the owner. would fly out from America like New.

Orleans these 65-year-old black dudes. that live a rough life you can see from. their face from the way they move it's. been a rough life and the way they would. sing maybe technically it wouldn't be. sound as clean but what you would feel. cuz I was bartending and I would look at. the audiences and I would see them also. you feel it right you can't explain dude. I don't know of course later when I got. to be friends some musicians there they.

would explain they would be like no no. no that guy the other guy was doing the. basic ABC DDD he's doing a whole. different [ __ ] right now right so it's. something that only the people that. really know how to play recognize like. standup right but I feel it I think. that's the case with everything man I. really do I think that's the case with. everything everything especially art I. think everything that it's a true form. of expression you know even like G chess. I think games people play I think it's I.

think I think it exists in everything. you know cuz I remember I even remember. uh when there was remember peer to peer. before torrent it was peer to peer sure. what did you guys have Kaza imesh what. do we have what was that one name them. name them we got them all Kaz the one. that everybody what was the one that. everybody used we started off with. Napster and then we went into. Kazam and Morpheus yeah na I remember. the Napster days Metallica Napster you. know oh yeah yeah Lars allor was very.

upset yeah and and so was um I had um. Paul Stanley from kiss on the podcast. he's just flat out saying those people. are stealing they're stealing money and. you know my position was very I was like. okay a bomb just went off and you could. either recognize you have a hole in the. ship or you can go full steam ahead with. the original plan and this. motherfucker's going to sink it's like. that cartoon when Tom and Jerry when. he's trying to this sip is Shing the. moment music becomes digital piece of.

information that can be uploaded to a. hard drive the moment that happens it's. over so if you don't realize that the. war has been lost and devise some sort. of monetization of streaming platform. make it simpler quicker faster than. anybody else's and then get it up there. quick because like that's they should. have done that the moment Napster came. out they should have hired like the best. coders and said okay there is no way. you're stopping this like we the the the.

dam broke water's coming through and. record sales are gone build boats the. record sales just went away so quickly. guys were making millions and millions. of dollars from record sales and then. they'd go on. tour and but even live touring was on a. down slope because you didn't need to do. that that much record sales was the bag. right that's why Madonna went back on. tour I mean I don't know this but that's. why probably also wanted to say what's.

up for sure let [ __ ] know for sure. still around for sure you know but. there's a lot of bands that went back on. tour for that very reason uhhuh yeah for. sure definitely yeah they their their. revenue dried up which is crazy that one. of the biggest entertainment businesses. in the world lost all of its sales. revenue from recordings I mean I don't. know it didn't lose all of it I'm sure. some people still buy some of them but. like the drop off must have been crazy. crazy. crazy cuz it was remember it was all.

like it was like uh you guys had not. cassettes what did you guys have at we. had at tracks first and then we had. cassettes and then we had compat discs. yeah we only got cassettes then it was. CDs so the format was always changing. and then it was the Blu-ray and the. Microsoft whatever format they had. battle so there's always that battle of. data then for a while like USBS were. tried you know they would sell small. USBS but then just it internet was like.

physical it's over isn't that crazy and. not only that it's way better like the. imagine if YouTube was just a bunch of. discs that you had to. get dude how stupid that would be but. then that's a good example of how much. things have changed is the fact that. YouTube exists and that YouTube is not a. stack of discs that you have to go to a. library or a bookstore to get YouTube. Just exists. instantaneously but then again there was. that Magic of like I feel lucky at least.

to have that childhood where I remember. that my attention was actually not raped. by technology that much but I had to. actually look forward to consuming. something and work physical exertion to. get it go to the DVD thing you would. read the back you would look at the it. would put it's it's there's a more maybe. commitment to consumption I think it's. going to be very interesting when we. look back on human beings and I think.

we're in the middle of it right now so. we probably don't really objectively. understand how much of an impact it's. had on us because it sort of trickled in. slowly with just regular cell phones and. then like remember those Sidekicks. people had the sidekicks that you could. send texts on it would go sideways. remember we like wow that's crazy that. was like next level and then. blackberries if you were [ __ ] serious. if you're really getting some [ __ ] done. answering some emails you had a. Blackberry and then when the iPhone came. out the whole game just [ __ ] flipped. on its head and now all of a sudden.

everyone's connected to everyone. everywhere and everyone's anxious and. freaking out and I think that we grew up. before that and I I'm older than you by. far so I grew up way before how old do. you now 32 yeah so I'm 56 no almost 57. I'll be7 few days yeah those very. important years that's the big the big. transition years because it was a a. series of factors that happen in my. lifetime number one answering machines. like what the [ __ ] you could someone and. leave a message and you would come home.

and your answering machine light would. be like a little dog like if the red. light was going like oh some some loves. me and you go listen to your messages. and then it got to a point where you. could call your own phone and get your. answering machine to play you your. messages that was Next Level [ __ ] okay. crazy technology we couldn't believe it. you got to see caller ID who's calling. you and then you get to call them back. star 69 what's up you know and then VHS. tapes come along maybe maybe not even.

and then it was kind of along the same. soup cuz it all happened while I was in. high school so while I was in high. school there was probably answering. machines before I was in high school but. I was aware of them in high school then. caller ID and then VHS tapes all that. happened so now all of a sudden you. could just get stuff and play it anytime. you wanted to so it changed like. watching movies you could pause it if. you had to take a leak the whole thing. changed people started watching movies. at home Blockbuster became a giant thing. nobody would have imagined Blockbuster's. going to go byebye nobody it was the.

thing you go to Blockbuster on Friday. night you see what's the [ __ ] latest. movies oh great there's one left yeah we. had like video Planet it was like the. top five most making money [ __ ]. companies of in the country imagine they. just they were they were on an ice cube. they were on an ice cube on a hot that's. what I'm always wondering is what is the. industry right now that doesn't even. know I think there's a lot of them I. think there's a lot of them I think. there's I don't think it's uh I think AI. is going to [ __ ] [ __ ] up this system. that we have going for us I think that's.

why that's part of the reason why. there's a lot of scrambling and and. clamoring for power right now because I. think people have a real understanding. at the highest level that it's only we. only have so much more time. before this AI thing becomes one of the. most enormous aspects of society and the. the power consumption that it's going to. need is AST omal it's they're literally. building nuclear power plants for these.

[ __ ] things and they're going full. throttle and we're headed towards. whatever this is and no one knows and I. think that's one of the reasons why. governments are trying to crack down on. social media and trying to control it. and stop people from saying things and. in the UK they're arresting people for. saying certain things on they're trying. to like stop this thing from. overwhelming them and you can't it's. going to overwhelm all of us it's not.

just going to overwhelm government it's. going to overwhelm. civilization and it's going to happen in. a bunch of stages just like it happened. with us where we got caller ID we got. answering machines we got VHS tapes then. we got computers and we got online and. then we got 144 then we got 56k and then. then you started seeing pictures show up. like they download them nice and slow. and then people got cable oh my God you. get cable internet so people had cable. internet where you could just like. remember how many pixels porn used to.

have like how many how low glorious [ __ ]. I remember I had a point when I was like. like mom goes to store and you know how. you ask which store so you know how much. time you got in the back and I remember. like checking off and halfway through. the video it's two dudes I just didn't. the pixels it was just such shitty. quality that's uncomfortable it was just. very well didn't you know when they were. both sucking each other's dicks that. something was up yeah when there. was where is the girl yeah when is she.

coming in but it was like in a SAA in. the dark and I saw the dudes like hog. hanging but he had a nice butt and it. all looked you ever flashed in the SAA. by a dude flash we only go naked you. know that right oh in your country of. course and if you have pants on that's. creepy and that's weird if you come with. pants we would have an issue really. because it's weird what are you hiding. what's the thing you have a owner. exactly what's going on dude just. staring at my dick I'd rather just we. all stare each other's dick I've seen. good luck with that like in The Green.

Room in The Green Room comedians were. talking about how many dicks they've. seen in their lifetime and I remember. they were lay saying like numbers bro. I've seen thou 10 I've seen 16 to 22,000. dicks do you think that's healthy. yeah yeah it's normal you know normal. [ __ ] normal [ __ ] just look at the dicks. and then sometimes I remember in high. school we all shower to there was always. one weird kid that would not shower with. us and you make fun of him show me you. know what are you what's going on why. didn't you show us your dick you know.

that's fun and then sometimes the shower. shower would be a bit warm and you would. get a little bit of a vein going there. you know you get a littleit 25%. dude good and then you're lathering it. down yeah oh yeah trying to just [ __ ]. mentally just make it go. away yeah naked dudes in and saas is odd. thing I only feel comfortable when it's. naked there was a um I used I used to be. remember 24-Hour Fitness in Woodland.

Hills California and the guy who's the. manager there was this cool guy I used. to talk to him all the time my friend. Eddie and I used to live there and he. was uh the former manager of the West. Hollywood one so he said the he goes bro. the West Hollywood 24-Hour Fitness he. goes it was basically like a gay hookup. spot that's all it was like these guys. would just go ham mhm just get after. each other oh yeah and like you'd have. to say hey don't do that but it's like. you''ve got guys. who want to [ __ ] guys hanging out all.

working out together and getting sweaty. with like guy mentality you know like. come on let's do it here like yeah and. they're doing it there and and there's. all guys that are gay there so they're. like what are you gonna do and he was. like dude it was crazy he goes I used to. have to stop people from [ __ ] in the. sauna smell in the in the showers I'm. sure they don't do that anymore folks. yeah I'm sure that's all been cleaned up. but back then he was telling me it was I. can imagine 24 Fitness still existing. and then this podcast coming out and.

there's just 800 gay dudes waiting the. [ __ ] they're like Joe Rogan can you stop. saying this is the sucking [ __ ]. spot make sure there is a make sure it's. the right gym I don't want to I don't. want to uh slander anyone but um there. is a 24-hour fitness right because I. know there's another one there's another. gym like that and I us to actually work. out at a a gym that was in a gay. neighborhood I used to have a bit about. it I used to work out a Gold's Gym on. coal and uh it was in fullon West.

Hollywood like super gay super gay gym. but it was really close to the studio. where we film news radio so I just got a. membership there so I'd get off work and. i' go lift and I just go lift with these. like hungry gay dudes these dudes were. hungry man yeah they like look at you. and they're friendly nobody [ __ ] with. me nobody like no uh unwanted attention. or anything like that but uh I didn't. take a lot of showers there I remember. there was an old guy at the gym it was. right in the middle of Boulevard it's. closed now as okay good good good it's.

closed okay so Golds is uh the golds on. coal is the one I'm talking about yeah. that's the one that's not West Hollywood. that's like East Hollywood whatever. technically whatever it was it was. gay but like men you know like big. hairy muscular gay dudes looking for. more of that MH so it's like yikes men. [ __ ] men yeah it's like a a wounded. gazelle Paca hyena like excuse me pardon. me just want to get to the river I.

remember there was an older guy in my. gym and uh that was the first time I. also experienced where it's like it's an. old guy you know I could [ __ ] I'm not. threatened you know I'm not threatened. but the look he had in his eyes just. made me feel vulnerable for you know. it's weird CU he wanted to penetrate you. cuz men have a certain and I remember. then I started thinking and this was. when I like younger and that was the. first time I started thinking on oh [ __ ].

that's how women feel plus the physical. oh yeah like that's like Brock Lesnar. looking at you like you know that's like. a you know dude I I have had gay guys. hit on me that I could kill and it made. me uncomfortable that guy like it it. just gets to this like hey you know I'm. not gay so what are you doing you're. just trying to make me uncomfortable. exactly and and you get nervous and this. old guy would give me look and I would. just feel and it was the first time in.

my life I'm just like dude I'm jacked. I'm doing [ __ ] MMA but I'm feeling. vulnerable and then one point in the. shower this was like um you know when. showers have the booths you know the. separation booths and it was me and him. so I go in the sa it it's it the gym is. empty I go in the SAA I'm alone and dick. up it's diation you. know so I'm in the SAA I hear the shower. door open and in my head I know you know.

in your head you're like there's other. people at this gym but let me bet cuz I. saw him looking at me I go let me bet. and you know it he comes in he sees one. towel up you know so there's somebody in. the sauna right he comes to the SAA I. wait for him to go to the showers first. because I know if I go the next Booth. over this guy's joining so he goes into. the corner I pick the opposite corner. and then at one point I'm showering and. I just it's that human thing it's that.

human thing where you feel something is. watch or something this tension and I. look through the [ __ ] uh all the all. the separation boots they had a small. Gap that you can see through all of them. and he's got shampoo's going Knuckles. the other end I just see his one eye. like. this and his dick in his hand he's not. jacking off he's just holding on to it. but some things going on he's getting. ready he's warming up he's showing you.

that he's got a he's got a dick but then. and and he had this look serious yeah. angry and I'm leaving the gym and I'm. passing and I know the administrator. girls working at the gym I passed them. and in my head I'm thinking I just got. like sexually assaulted actually no. that's not assault don't be a baby yeah. exactly see no he he made you feel. creepy made me feel creepy yeah so I. feel I can't keep this in I turn around.

I go to the administrator go hey and. we're laughing about it I go this. [ __ ] old guy and then we wait and he. takes like 40 to 50 minutes to come out. of that show see what I think is he's. shameful cuz oh yeah and he comes out uh. his face is red he has a hoodie on and. he's just ran out of the gym never came. back I think it just that's that post. nut yeah you know well he probably is. embarrassed that he did it exactly again. mhm you know it's probably one of those. things he's probably been kicked out of.

gyms before like he's like got an exit. strategy yeah that's what he does he's a. shower jerker yeah those exist that's. why I don't like walking around naked. okay like if you were a woman and uh you. have your beautiful vagina uh and their. co-ed showers would you be really be. comfortable washing your butthole and. your vagina in front of a bunch of men. no of course not are gay guys are real. and uh if your little booty hole and. your little dick is out flopping around. in front of them um to me as a person.

who doesn't want any of that I would I. would imagine that I would not enjoy. watching someone stare at my Johnson MH. who. wants wants to take a piece of suck. on you know what I'm saying like Okay. that's uh we don't need to think about. that but I think we have just think that. way that's why you can't have men in a. room with naked girls we we did that.

there still in our culture we all when I. was a little kid I saw grown [ __ ] all. the time in this this is why your. country is so [ __ ]. up you guys you you barely survive. Viking Wars and then what's left over. you know you're just a bunch of [ __ ]. maniacal crazy people showing each. other's [ __ ] and dicks to each other. I feel like some things should be sacred. that's what I'm saying like I have no. problem with being around gay guys but I. don't think I should be showing them my. [ __ ] I don't think that's the move I. also don't think Ladies as comfortable.

as you are naked should be in a room. full of men and just show your bare. [ __ ] that seems problematic it seems. like it's going to cause issues for you. like I I wouldn't do that if I was you. you know if you want to wear a bikini. great everything's covered which is like. how funny is that the bikini thing is. hilarious you know that there's this. little tiny little piece of cloth little. tiny little Instagram they have that. little Dorito and you see all I don't.

see is the actual EP but by the way I. like it I'm not I'm not saying you. shouldn't do it please don't stop. wearing them I think they're great I'd. like g strings I like girls with. beautiful bodies expressing themselves. wearing whatever they want to wear I'm. just saying it's so different than. shorts like if a dude wears Speedos he's. a freak right a dude in Speedos unless. you're in your [ __ ] country but a. dude America in Speedos is a weirdo some.

dude in Speedos that guy's a weirdo if. you don't have goggles on if you didn't. come from a long ass swim you [ __ ]. weirdo why you wearing speedos everybody. wears shorts but ladies that's bir CH. that's Estonia every every stepdad every. every man I've ever seen growing up I've. seen their dick that's inflammation in. its human form that is true that is an. inflamed body that's an inflamed body. that's I wouldn't recommend that um but. that. that's what makes the g-string funnier.

right the Speedos that's what makes all. of it funnier but it's just it's funny. the difference between like okay women's. foral formal attire right so not even. formal but like say a woman who's a. presenter on television right skirt no. problem bare toes open open toed shoes. no problem at all have one of them ones. that dangles off your foot a little bit. not all the way on no one cares. vagina curtain that covers about 12 in.

from your waist down that's fine mhm. boobs all out pressed out together and. pushed up and forward I love how that's. no sleeves no sleeves bare arm as much. skin as you could possibly get without. being naked and to be dressed on. television and that's formal. lipstick. yeah they're always. hot painted nails painted toenails.

everything smooth and Polished and. shaved that's fine that's the news this. is totally fine. mhh and that's formal you know imagine. if. men imagine if men in gym shorts and. tank tops were giving the news how. [ __ ] stupid it would look imagine if. like all these people that you see on. the news oh like imagine Don Lemon in. his boxer shorts with a tank top on. given the news yeah well that's kind of.

what like a dress is for sure a dress. with a skirt for those Fox News ladies. how is that different than me in like. these shorts that I'm wearing right now. in a tank top how's it different it's. just less threatening maybe and it's. nice it's it's nice I don't want to. discourage it I just think how crazy is. the difference between what men wear. versus what women wear we have a jacket. on like it's cold out we have a a. [ __ ] vest and a tie and a shirt and. all this [ __ ] and women can essentially.

be almost naked you only assume they. have underwear. on that might be a thrill if you don't. have underwear on the news Well if she. had underwear on maybe you'd be able to. see it through the garments on the. outside that would be terrible uhhuh. uhhuh that would ruin the look ruin the. look that would no one's going to look. at my. [Laughter]. [ __ ] have you ever had a girl like that. that you go to a nightclub and they're. not wearing under wear I have not I. would imagine that's a wild Lady it's.

hot that's yes I was one time dancing. with a girl and she told you no she. grabbed my hand we were holding and she. you know walking through the dance fall. you know how chicks just [ __ ] push. people out of the. way um and then we get to the dance FL. and she pulls my where is this and it's. soaking damn she's a wild one Wild One. Viking babies that's what that is that's. what it is the the survivors and she was. strong out there. strong out there of the massacres and.

she she was living in Australia she had. one of those Jeeps that has one of those. [ __ ] things up front that kills the. kangaroos you know whoa we saw one of. those in uh San Antonio right in front. of the truck or front of the uh. production trucks you see that [ __ ]. czy kangaroo ones are super tall over. the top oh cuz they're big cuz they're. big yeah and it's just [ __ ] it looks Mad. Max it looks like I'm up front. there dude it looks crazy and she had. that jeep she had like horns and then. the balls hanging from the back you know. the the soft balls that they put in the.

back they had that and she was just a. [ __ ] Wild One. wow had a kangaroo shield in the front. of her vehicle yeah yeah and this was. like when I visited Australia and in my. head I was like kangaroos are like cutie. patooties but when you go to Australia. they'll tell them like we hate them cuz. they just keep jumping in front of cars. well they're everywhere now they're. [ __ ] everywhere they have a lot of. kangaroos it's a weird animal man it's. marsupio like so strange they have a. pouch they keep their babies in their. skin how' they develop a backpack it is.

the insanest evolutionary a little pouch. how a bag how does that I mean how does. nature make you get a bag that's so. crazy that's like one of the we out of. all the animals they're like where the. [ __ ] did that come from like if you look. at a deer and then you look at an elk. you go oh I kind of see you look at a. moose you look at a caribou you're like. H I can kind of see and they're like. what's that and why is it only in this. one spot why does it jump like yo is.

that an alien what is that thing yeah. why did it develop on Australia and. nowhere else what the [ __ ] is that. thing and how come there's nothing that. can kill it and how come you stand on. your tail and do like a steo kick kick. you and do like a Ste kick they kick you. hard they [ __ ] you up they disembowel. people man you got to be really careful. with those [ __ ] oh and people die. from the big ones are the big ones the. gray ones that the gray ones that the. big one or the red one. Eddie if went over there he said he was. walking through a backyard and there was.

like a 6ot tall kangaroo he thought it. was fake he thought it was fake he. didn't know what it was and his friend. was screaming at him get turn around get. the [ __ ] away from it Jesus Christ the. red. kangaroo that's the big one yeah dud. moreal that sounds like a [ __ ] alien. too 100 PB so you got to think a 100 PB. thing that could run 43 mil an hour and. could probably strangle you like those. ones that are jacked you ever see when. they choke out dogs and [ __ ] look at the.

[ __ ] muscles on that thing of course. dude what a freaky animal to have all. over the place but it just looks look at. that one y I've seen all those pictures. by the way that's that's one that went. to my gym that's Gold Gym look at that. dude this guy y he's just chilling. flaunting giant muscles just fact look. at the [ __ ] guns on that what up. player what's you imagine getting in a a. scratching match with that thing with. his giant claws no no you're done I mean. but they [ __ ] you up man they're. dangerous and they're all over the place.

but that was my question like what was. supposed to be killing them cuz there's. no like infestations of wild animals. like that unless something disrupts the. ecosystem huh you know because you don't. usually usually there's a balance right. like there's always going to be a. balance between wolves and and Antelope. and or wolves and bears wolves and deer. because they're going to figure out who. wins and if the wolves kill off to many. of the deer then their population's. going to drop they're going to run out.

of food and there's going to be like. some sort of consequences and then their. population drops down and then the deer. population comes back a little bit. Nature has a way of balancing itself out. in most environments until human beings. step in and start [ __ ] with things so. my question is like what happened over. in Australia that that thing that one. crazy animal becomes like hordes of them. swarms of them like you've SE show show. some of those vide videos of the Swarms. of kangaroos just running so these.

people are in their car and you see just. like I don't even know what the number. is oh yeah and they're fast they're fat. but it's also so like why are there so. many of them in any environment where. there's something like this there'd be. something bigger that eats it in every. environment there'd be a bear there'd be. something I guess Australia has. crocodiles but I don't think they're. doing such a good job of killing these. things natural predators are just like. dog like animals oh maybe the. thilosene what the [ __ ] is that okay the. Tasmanian Tiger that went extinct that's.

that's a a native of Australia as well. that they have that in Australia but. they should have to shoot so many. kangaroos now where is that Jamie. Tasmanian wolf and a dingo and a wedg. tailed eagle okay so the humans probably. killed all those animals the humans. probably killed all the dingo and what. was the other animal wedg tailed. eagle makes sense that's probably. exactly what it is so I bet so the thus. teene was Australia though right. and this says Tasmania I just typed in.

marsupial natural predators and. Tasmanian wolf is the first one listed. Pine Tasmanian wolf yeah but the thus. scine the uh Tasmanian tiger and then. yeah it says Tasmanian tiger before they. were extinct and also humans was that. ever in Australia or am I making that up. I feel like that's in Australia I mean. it definitely was in the movies as far. as right that movie with there's a good. movie about uh a guy who goes to kill it. CU they're trying to find it the last. DLo scene huh the what the [ __ ] is. William defo yeah will it's a good movie.

y so it is a native to Australian okay. so that there was that thing they the. you ever seen one they're freaky looking. show show the video of the last no. living thyine was in scene look at the. mouth on that [ __ ] thing look how big. its mouth is isn't that insane it's like. a horror movie look at his [ __ ] mouth. have you saw that thing open its face at. youit it's a dog with a stripe and [ __ ]. yeah it looks like a tiger it's it's a. weird marsupio photos of the last I'm.

pretty sure they're marsupio as well so. they think that thing might be still. alive uh there might be limited numbers. of them well this isn't a Tas this. that's not real somebody oh this is in. color oh they colorized it okay CU I. think the film is from like the 1930s. but this is the last one and look they. have it in a [ __ ] box. man God zoos creep me out we just get so. comfortable with. animal mentally I understand but can you.

[ __ ] afford a larger piece of land. godamn it this concrete [ __ ] it's. crazy you're at the last of these things. alive and you make it suffer in a small. box with no pillow there's nothing in. there Z guy either I hate even as a kid. I remember like I just didn't yeah I. remember like yeah even just seeing uh I. remember seeing like a hippo in a zoo. and all he has is a small it's an. Estonian Zoo too so. yeah and it's a small like a just a just.

a dribble of water on his head and he. would just just cuz they're all drugged. out and they and they would just do. this like just because also you know the. animal doesn't know dude I was in. Massachusetts once and I was on my way. home from uh this when I was driving. limos and I was coming down this highway. and I saw this really Rinky Dink zoo and. I was I think I was coming from New. Hampshire I don't really remember I. remember it was a long drive and I had. the the rest of the day off so I said.

[ __ ] it we'll go in this zoo and see. what the [ __ ] is going on in this Zoo. just for for funsies cuz I was out there. and I saw this polar bear I'll never. forget this dude just pacing just pacing. yeah yeah they P just pacing and I was. like oh my God he's in. hell it's a horrible thing to watch man. it's a horrible thing to watch because. like that's a sentient being that's. experiencing a very bizarre and. prolonged suffering and a disconnection.

from its kind there's no other bear with. it it's just by itself by itself in this. cement thing and while people stare at. it something that would never happen in. the in the real world he doesn't know. what the [ __ ] is hen cuz it's the wrong. climate and he's like why is my [ __ ] all. so shitty yeah but and he doesn't even. know that he's in a totally wrong he. probably's happy in Boston for like 5. months a year four months here but even. then it's probably not cold enough for. them I mean those [ __ ] they're used.

to living in places where there's. nothing but ice but it's also like that. think of like they say that uh oh yeah. but if you let him go he would die but. that's also because you just that's you. shouldn't have him in the first place. that's the Matrix the real world thing. again that animals also will have that. thing where they're if they're in the. wild I'm sure it's exactly like being in. that Matrix where in the zoo yeah you. have all your food all the stimulus. you're alive yeah but it's that you got. to get that stimulus you're created to.

struggle to hunt to [ __ ] right which. is the I mean there's a lot of. similarities in human beings absolutely. there's a lot of people that are zoo. animals it's like when you go to Nature. yeah like in Austin because I do so much. comedy I've I'm also I'm into cycling. now and sometimes I'll cycle out of the. city but every two weeks I have enough. energy to do like a long cycle and when. I get to complete that's why I love. Estonia too that silence in the w Woods. that you have and you just.

feel cuz that's where for thousands of. years we've been there you know that's. where we've been in that Silence with no. and then you just feel rejuvenated. immediately you know I love the sea I. love the ocean I love woods I've always. been a big and that's that's that's the. same feeling you get you know it's just. you feel it in your blood you know. something's [ __ ] it's raw yeah you're. alive it's uncomfortable but it's raw. yeah of course I want to be young on. Twitter in my farting and ordering Uber. of course I want to do that that's the.

Ste that's the Matrix that's the zoo. that's the matrix it's the human zoo. animal and of course outside is UN a. [ __ ] mosquito there's a guy yeah. there's whatever you know there's. [ __ ] you hear some [ __ ] animal you. don't know I'm scared of [ __ ] spiders. everything that's when the bomb goes off. you hear the first. recoil yeah you're out there when you. hear it. yeah and your feet start vibrating.

they took Chicago boom Jesus Christ. yeah that's that's what we have to look. forward to the way this [ __ ] goofy. place is being run uhhuh. uhhuh they're pushing us closer and. closer to like something real so my luck. that as soon as I come to America the. [ __ ] country collapses huh it's not. collapsing but boy it's in a weird state. of this strange struggle where people. kind of forgot we're all supposed to be. United and that's our strength and being. divided the way we're being divided.

especially being divided by [ __ ] you. know like you shouldn't be allowed to. lie and you shouldn't be allowed to lie. in a campaign ad and you should you. should you shouldn't be allowed to use. CGI to make your crowds look bigger like. you shouldn't be allowed you shouldn't. be allowed to do any of these things and. we're allowing it and it's having this. tremendous impact on the way people see. the news the news is so filtered.

everything in this country that's in. mainstream news it's you have to follow. a certain set of rules in order to be. able to get information out and if you. want to talk about the campaigns and if. you want to talk about the war and if. you want to talk about what's going on. in Ukraine and what's going on in Gaza. you have to have like very specific. narratives and you're not allowed to. deviate from that at all and then that's. what's giving you the news and so we're. all like what the [ __ ] is real and so. anytime anything happens even when the. president gets shot we're like was that.

even real like we don't think anything's. real anymore and that's what primes us. for the. Matrix when no one knows what anything's. real anymore it's so much easier to just. slide right in Ari slide right in. our ah we're in [ __ ] the world dude I'm. in a secure apartment complex it's level. five security there's bank vault doors. that lock to make sure the Marauders. don't get in while you're connected MH. and you could just be free in this other.

world and ride around your dragon on. Pandora. mhhm you know you're [ __ ] that blue. lady with the. hair remember they connected hairs with. the dragon yeah yeah yeah wow that's. what's going to happen and we're going. to give into it because we're making. this world such a goddamn mess by not. paying attention to what we're doing not. paying attention to the really important. things like don't let corporations tell. you what's true they they're not going. to tell you what's true if they don't.

have to if they can get away with not. telling if they make more money if they. don't tell you you can't have that. that's not how you get your news you. can't have that because it's just too. easy to manipulate so easy to manipulate. that you know insiders trading is. illegal but that's legal that's legal. you can manipulate the news like what. you can have uh certain companies can. advertise on the news and then you'll. never criticize those companies that. seems weird that seem weird yes somebody. was explaining how isn't it crazy that.

how how any uh politician that wants to. get elected never mentions tobacco. alcohol like never the right because the. back yeah you don't you can't mention. that [ __ ] which is crazy you can kind of. mention cigarettes because people are so. stupid they're going to smoke them. anyway like it's just like you can kind. of get away with it we should cigarettes. should are terrible no one should smoke. yeah yeah soon as they can figure out.

like a spray like an inhaler that. completely cleans your excuse me they. outlawed those a long time ago which is. weird outlawed what cigarette ads or. like sorry commercials yeah yeah on TV. and radio do they still have them on the. Internet we've we haven't had tobacco or. alcohol commercials for like 10 years. now they used to only be in magazines. and then your cigarette packs are so. cool it's like a throwback to my. childhood cuz it's like the red. beautiful marble design in Europe and in. Australia and everywhere you know they.

have like the cancer on it the dead baby. oh all photos dead baby premature babies. uh lung black lung I'd like to see what. else those people are. doing. 100% 100% they're blaming it on. cigarettes that guy is probably all. [ __ ] up in a lot of different ways. yeah 100% but I mean you can criticize. tobacco and no one really cares cuz. people are going to keep smoking as long. as it's legal it's like alcohol people. are not going to stop drinking shut up. they're not going to they want to drink.

they're hang out with friends have a. cocktail clink salute you know. congratulations yay clink glasses. they're not people like doing that. they're not going to stop and part of. the talk all the [ __ ] you want part of. the excitement of the clink is the fact. that it's bad little bit come on little. bit that's the it's part of the fun yeah. it's part of the fun little bit. absolutely absolutely it's a little. little bit of uh let's have fun yeah and. you know it's a good feeling when you're. with friends and you have a couple of. cocktails and you're laughing your ass. off off like dude it's a good feeling. but you shouldn't do it every goddamn.

day it shouldn't be your whole life it. should you shouldn't be drinking 12. hours a day every day but that's why. it's so exciting is that life is not. infinite and you do take those small. risks and that's what's that's what's so. exciting you know also people that do. drink 20 hours a day those. people in for in your life in your. journey those people are examples where. you can learn something without having. to actually do it yourself like you. don't have to become an alcoholic and.

ruin your life but you can see someone. do it and. say okay my stepdad was a bad one bad. one of those where in the mornings he's. because your system is you know your. system is done in the mornings in the. bathroom he would take two to three. hours of like [ __ ] the [ __ ] and. then just heaving you know cuz your body. is just rejecting all this. oh God so you hear him throw up every. day every day and the violent you know.

there's no throw up left but it's just. the heaving it's and then put on a suit. put on a suit bloated as [ __ ] put on a. suit all happy puppy survive for eight. hours and then he would I remember he. would come home and as a child um he. would come home and he would be in the. car and just sit there in his car and I. would see him sit there and as a child. yeah as a child you're like oh was he's. just taking a moment maybe you don't. understand that this guy is barely. keeping it together cuz he's about to go.

down a rabbit and he's fighting the. rabbit hole every every day he he's just. like I don't want to and then if you're. drinking all the time always vodka Bott. small vodka bottles all the time get him. quick little Airline ones yeah and the. the his hands you know when the soety. starts. coming oo a sketchy disease it was bad. it was bad yeah and and but but as a. child yeah you're like oh my God I never. want to do that but when you start.

getting old was he ever happy when he. was. drunk there was a Tipping Point when he. became happy no it was like the first. drink is always happy because your. addiction is giving you all green lights. right when you have an addiction the. first hit of that substance right all. your body saying is L all it's all green. lights baby this is the night this is T. night yes let's [ __ ] go because it's.

your it's your addiction yeah let's. [ __ ] rock and roll big glass of. whiskey but then you know as a child. growing up in that environment there. would always be that point where you see. him on the couch and that look you know. and alcoholics look is you know the. Detachment of the Soul yeah it's a. dangerous look it's then it's time for. you to go to your room you know and just. [ __ ] hang out there and wait for the. storm to pass you know yeah and it's. like um. and it was like yeah there was always. that point of like it's such a creepy.

[ __ ] and when you're a child you're. like oh don't do that but when you start. getting older you also feel like start. feeling empathetic of like you know I. don't know the life he lived as well you. know substance abuse always works with. trauma really well they go hand to hand. so this guy's childhood you know the. more I found which is true which is true. cuz I hated him I [ __ ] he was uh you. know he if he's um drinking heavily it. also could be like family influence Ed. like sometimes found behavior when. you're young absolutely that's what I.

found out later that he was in a I. thought I'm in a dark spot when he's. home you know I had two friends that. became alcoholics that didn't. necessarily have childhood trauma as. much as they had childhood influence and. then friends that kind of all went down. a bad Road and they were all like doing. hard drugs and drinking a lot you know. it just becomes a part of the culture of. your little Community if you're hanging. with a group of people that just like. get [ __ ] up all the time it can I've.

seen it suck good people in like. everybody wants to say that there's like. some sort of a reason why you get sucked. into it I have had friends that have. nothing wrong in their life they're. happy people and they take oxies and. they don't want to stop taking them. Jesus Christ they get injured something. happens they take them they don't want. to stop they feel good they don't want. to stop and essentially oxycodone we we. learned this recently is uh what Hitler. was taking during the war they were.

giving him a form of oxy these videos he. I I we had this gentleman on the uh. podcast the other day that uh what was. his name again books on right in front. of you book right oh here it is uh nor. Norman sorry Norman Norman oler um this. is all about uh Hitler's drug use uh. during um World War II but he was. talking about that video and he didn't. think that video was real ah I was like. why why do you think that and cuz he had. a a direct like a line of history.

between when Hitler gets introduced to. this one doctor and the drugs this. doctor's giving him and that's the. Olympic Games one yeah so that's 36 that. should be before all that stuff happened. in his mind but I'm I'm I'm of the. opinion that Hitler if you can get him. to go on oxycodone a year from now he's. probably trying some [ __ ] that he didn't. tell you about that's what I would. imagine so the doctor he's getting notes. from the Doctor Who treated Hitler how. the [ __ ] do we know how honest Hitler. was with that doctor he was probably.

already taking a bunch of [ __ ] they. already knew stuff was real and when. you're a leader you don't want any of. that information out there you know that. you're [ __ ] well also there was Zero. stigma when they first created meth oh. when they yeah and he um Norman was. showing us this what was it called. pervin was that the right name so they. had a a literal brand MH of. methamphetamine that they would sell in. you know those German commercials I've. seen those it's [ __ ] crazy they were.

all taking meth for productivity they. were taking a low dose of meth and they. were given into the solders so his this. blitz book is insane because it's a. story about how the Nazis were jacked up. on meth and they just went all the way. through Poland in three days and that. they just never they never slept they. just kept marching I used to have a bit. that you know while Germany's were. testing with meth you guys in America. were testing with LSD and I would have. loved to see those two armies meet Wait. no that's another part of his thing the. Nazis were testing with lstd as well.

they were running tests on the. prisoners they were running tests on. concentration camp prisoners yeah they. were yeah the the test never came to. fulfillment because the the prison camps. got liberated but they were doing it. they had record of them doing that with. LSD but meth is the perfect Ward drog if. you think of it you just [ __ ] get. amped up and jump into a ditch with a. bayet right you're going to go you need. some meth to have a bayet 100% 100%. that's the right drug for a good soldier.

yeah at the front of the line they and. they had different dosages for different. people so if someone's in a tank they. get the most they get the most meth. because they're [ __ ] let's [ __ ] go. that's the front of the line you know. they're the ones that going to get. attacked first so they have to be the. most Meed up and who will you put on LSD. the guy who plans the attack or. something um do you know that in um was. it Iraq or Afghanistan where soldiers. were listening to like death metal while. they were operating. tanks have you SE have you ever seen.

videos of dudes like operating from. inside of Tanks mhm it's death metal. that's going to be the craziest job the. world has ever known you're in a giant. metal. box it towards war and you're hoping. that thing doesn't break you hope it. doesn't break and leave you out there. you're hoping that when it gets shot at. or who knows the transmission fails and. then you're out there in enemy territory. while they're shooting missiles at you. I've always thought that cuz the Germans.

were the first ones with a tank with a. Baner right that was correct right I. don't know I think so I think so I think. always thinking like imagine like being. like a Russian Russian soldier or. something and you're with like a bolt. action rifle in a dit but you hear a you. don't even know what the [ __ ] that is. and you're like a car but then you see. and dude that feel clunk nothing cluck. cluck. clunk oh my God oh my God oh my God a.

tank a tank what an insane idea it's. basically what the scene is from all qu. in the Western Front pretty pretty. [ __ ] badass not a great time to watch. it cuz we're doing a podcast but yeah. yeah yeah oh exactly this the first time. they see the tanks look at this [ __ ]. look at this imagine can't stop them. it's literally like seeing a Transformer. right now like if you would see. no idea do and nobody told you it's a. good movie to watch yeah nobody I'll.

watch it it's an amazing movie I heard. it's awesome I heard that's the new one. right yeah it's different from the book. slightly but it's still it's different. good story yeah well I'm sure there's no. happy war movies yeah that's how you. know that movie [ __ ] some American. ones are [ __ ] awesome black H down. Jarhead those are all [ __ ] amazing. dude the pink missed missing in. action never seen oh really yeah go back. bring people. back America made K kicks in the jungle.

with cowboy boots on American movies. made War seem the coolest [ __ ] ever you. know um not always uh Saving Private. Ryan certainly didn't yeah fair that was. like good Full Metal Jacket certainly. didn't yeah that's my favorite that is a. good my favorite out of all the war. movies I was too young when I saw. Apocalypse Now there here it is this. missing in action Chuck D justs. everybody up what is he he's driving. around on a on an inflat. this is the America gr up they're all. shoting at [ __ ] you can't hit him he's.

Chuck Norris until he just spit I love. that it's a boat and they're shooting at. a boat that nothing happens a boat dude. they can't even come close to hitting. him and then they go chase after him. guess what's going to happen well I'll. tell you right now Chuck Norris gonna. [ __ ] them up cuz he's Chuck. Norris so funny oh my God Hep like AA. what the [ __ ] ma she look at him look at. him look at him look at him [ __ ] he. didn't get chug. I mean these movies are amazing amazing. they're amazing because they're like.

almost like you're watching a cartoon. you know but then you can get like Full. Metal Jacket which is that's an intense. that's a totally different experience. like that's that's War I think in a much. more realistic light for sure what what. those people experienced yeah for sure. you imagine being a [ __ ] kid back in. the 60s when you didn't really have any. way of knowing what the [ __ ] was. actually going on in Viet also yeah. there's saying that the [ __ ] end of. the world's coming and you're the Last. Frontier you know you have no way to.

check it and even questioning it would. be in bad taste you know yeah you're not. supposed to and the people are labeled. traitors like Muhammad Ali that is true. they send you over there that the. American troop oh yeah that's a crazy I. saw this too young I saw this too young. cuz I didn't quite get it you know oh. you should watch it again yeah I have. it's [ __ ] great [ __ ] dark I. remember that scene when he was in the. bathroom before he shot himself in the. face with and he put his toe through a. [ __ ] yeah rifle oh my God. yeah that is true that the American.

troops were much. more because you've never been invaded. so right at least our trauma that we. heard from grandfathers and shed with. SWS about like it was almost a heroic. thing of standing up for your country. whereas American maybe yeah it's kind of. like why are you going there you know. and that trauma must be bad when you're. coming back because they told you that. it's. you're the [ __ ] you have to save the. world basically well they were telling.

them that they had to fight the. Communists uh right and they told them. that the Communist North Korea had. attacked um a boat an American boat that. never happened the gulf tonen incident. oh yeah yeah yeah they just made up this. story so they they made up this. propaganda [ __ ] and they created a. false flag and through that they they. Justified us going into war and it went. on for a long [ __ ] time and it didn't. make any sense and no one today thinks. it made any sense no one today thinks it.

makes a good idea or it was a good idea. rather unless you you're some insane War. lover anybody look at Vietnam well. Vietnam overall is a net positive. because here's what we got out of. Vietnam this is what this what came out. of that war okay first of all the. culture shifted this that's how it. needed to happen like you could even. come up with justifications why would we. go into this country and firebomb them. and and spray Ag and arm and who knows. how many people come home with [ __ ]. cancer because you used a.

deforestation uh technique that's like. this horrific chemical it kills people. mhm crazy it's nuts it's nuts and they. did it because people back then didn't. have any access to information there was. no way to know there was no expose. showing that you know this is not a real. Attack there's no reason for us to be. over there there's other things involved. here that's causing people to want to. send US troops to Vietnam and probably. none of them good for you like you.

really as a United States citizen that's. yeah what I'm saying best served the the. world would be best served of you right. here 100% 100% you need to go over there. and firebomb a village because someone. told you to you don't need to go over. there and [ __ ] climb into a tunnel. and go and try to fight some Viet Kong. guy in there this is insane why are you. there makes no sense but they tricked. people and they did it for a long ass. time it went on for years and. so the fact that they can still pull it. off today that they can still I mean who.

knows today like what we're going to. look back on like we look at the Gulf of. Tonka incident or what we're going to. look back on and realize that it had. been manipulated so the event was real. but the event was caused by a series of. moves behind the scenes to ensure that. war takes place and there's so much. complication when it comes to these. things because there's so much money. being thrown around yeah and then. at least. today we have other outlets for.

information at least today you can kind. of get a sense of how things are true or. not true based on really intelligent. people that you know that are online. that are talking about them and you go. no it's actually this like with that. female boxer like that that was a big. one right where everybody's like okay. what is going on yeah is that a female. is that a male is that someone has XY. chromosomes I saw that in information. that it was the XY thing early but it. was just the LaVine of of the that it's.

a man just came a bit too strong cuz the. both information came out pretty much I. I would in my sources I would say I saw. similar time where I was like oh it's a. man but then you just open another. scroll a bit more and then you see the. XY chromosome thingy and then you're. like okay but just a LaVine of that it's. a dude came on a bit strong well XY. chromone is male yeah yeah it's that. male yeah but the definition of like was. because uh I think the first uh the. first reaction was that it's a man.

transitioning to a woman right that's. what people thought initially and then. they realized no this is someone who has. a genetic issue um but the the there was. another there's a boxing committee that. had in I'm going to send you this Jamie. because this kind of makes it all make. like a little bit more sense but it was. essentially that um. there's there's different versions of. these kinds of diseases that people have.

and depending on those versions some of. them they're just they're they go. through male puberty and they have male. frames and they're male MH but when. they're born they have like significant. issues okay so here it is I found it and. I'll send it to you Jamie but it's. European vice president of the world. boxing organization has come forward to. confirm that Algerian boxer and Main. khif is. male uh this person said uh he warned. the Olympic Committee about several male.

boxers in the women's category but. nothing was. done um who knows you know I don't I I. don't have any direct information about. whether that is a male or female let's. just say that one two slaps the one two. is not bad but also that person's lost. before yeah um to to female boxers but. here's the thing but that doesn't that. doesn't mean that like there's a lot of. girls out there boys that can kick your. ass exactly there are you know get in.

the ring with a Mana Nunes good luck. [ __ ] she'll [ __ ] you up and she's a. woman right there's women that are. really really good and this person might. not be that good but it seems like they. went through male puberty which should. exclude you from competing as a woman. they look male they have male frame they. have XY chromosome like you're being. told that you're a bigot for looking at. very obvious what we we always. considered biological representations. right so like what what is what is it in.

biology when something is a male human. being do they have an XX chromosome or. do they have an XY they say well they. have an XY well we know that but saying. that makes you a bigot which is insanity. as a as a sport as a sports commissioner. that's very black and white for me at. least a chromosomal issue you know. that's what the enhanced game system as. a human I do feel empathetic towards her. you know as a it's just it's a bit of a. pickle yeah but I don't necessarily know. if that's a her this is the problem what.

they're saying it's a male with a. sexually some developmental disease that. they or developmental issue some genetic. anomaly something that happens to them. but they're going they have testes and. they go through male puberty and they. don't have the ability to get pregnant. yeah I don't even know if they have. ovaries mhm do they have ovaries I don't. know I was. in this situation I I don't think they. have eggs I'm reading a version that CBS.

Sports put out where they talk to the. international imp Olympics committee and. the IBA which is they're saying these. tests are not legitimate tests yeah I. was going to bring this up too they were. saying that some people think that it's. because the Soviets did them they don't. trust them says the international. Olympic Committee spokesperson Mark uh. Adams said in a press conference on. Sunday the test themselves the process. of the test and the ad hoc nature of the. test are not legitim the testing the. method of the testing the idea of the. testing which happened kind of overnight.

none of it is legitimate and this does. not deserve any response okay that's by. saying it's not legitimate is a very. weird thing I I had read it came up. after this event where she beat an. undefeated boxer and then people got. right mad right but did this person. let's Google this then did this person. this boxer did they take chromosome. test that did you see that article that. this article this article says that that.

origin right here originally the test. was kept confidential mhm did not go on. did not undergo a testosterone. examination but were subject to a. separate and recognized test whereby the. specifics remained confidential then the. next day or like Monday I don't know how. many days later that was then they came. out and said something. different these testings show they have. a high level of testosterone crem Lev. said like men they have men's level of. testosterone we cannot go further in our. investigation whether they were born.

like men or some Changers intervene at. the later stages and then that's where. the ioc said what you read earlier where. these tests are not legitimate done. overnight right but they're not saying. why they're not legitimate this is what. gives me pause when they just keep. saying it's not legitimate the ad hoc. nature of the tests are not legitimate. you have to say when you're talking. about a. scientific test this some test that's. repeatable right so if you can test for. XY chromosome versus XX chromosome do it.

tell me what the results are if you can. test for testosterone do it tell me what. the results are and if one says male. says XY and the other one says high. levels of testosterone that's not a. woman okay sports sports wise yeah ABS. wise mhm yeah the one two slaps with. those shoulders but it's also it's like. what are we doing like why do we have. women's sports in the first place if you. let uhhuh I mean you could say that some. people have a genetic anomaly like that. woman she had.

xxy right she was like a legitimate. hermaphrodite I. believe T testosterone levels not XY. chromosome which is the pattern. typically seen in men are the key. criteria of eligibility in Olympic. events where the sports governing body. has framed and approved rules that's. interesting but it's the same thing with. uh with uh when uh when like totally I. mean genetical women start doing. steroids that's the whole thing about. women sports is the big problem I. remember like they do it they change. their I'm not making accusations but.

Chris cyborg I remember was what you say. was a big thing in Strike Force where it. was the first time I saw where I was. like this is a big loophole in women's. sports right now especially Combat. Sports because it's about doing actually. physical damage you know it's very. visibly um seen the difference it's very. in other sports where it's reaction time. and whatever tennis or whatever you. might make the you might make the. argument of like just get better at the. technique you know but in combat it's.

very visible because it's it's not only. about the body and whatever it's. literally people who are on testosterone. has been proven harder to KO because you. just ramped up yeah you're testosterone. it's literally like the Cod particle in. the sense of uh [ __ ] Sports they've. stopped some fighters from fighting. because they tested so high absolutely. they're like get out of here this. [ __ ] gu yeah yeah I remember it was. uh who failed I remember was Json and. Alistar over him they used to fail tests.

where it was like like the number it's. like there's the Rage of 18 men coming. at you right now well that's VOR Belford. in his prime right oh the the the trt. VOR days I only could beat in Brazil I. want to be home oh sure like a demon he. would come at you like a. demon yeah he would have those videos. where he was like an an elliptical. machine and the thing about this too. it's like if they're saying they're. testing for testosterone levels how. often are you doing that cuz guess what.

it's easy to make your testosterone. levels crash real easy well the whole. thing is always that it's that that t. things yeah you can it's like it's like. pirating they're always a step ahead. they're always but all you have to do to. kill your testosterone levels are drink. alcohol eat shitty food and don't fcking. live in the mountains with. and hope the connection flight is a bit. late.

that's that's ultimate very interesting. that you went to a training camp yeah. yeah they're the best wrestlers huh very. interesting well they are the best. wrestlers true but. jacked yeah so is that what you're. saying yeah yeah well I would imagine. that if uh they knew for a fact that you. couldn't get to the North Pole uh to do. a drug test. yeah there'd be a [ __ ] MMA camp on. the North Pole. yeah also I went to a camp in Thailand.

back in the day and I remember over. there it was like not even a secret. really I go to that camp and it's like. American fighters would be there and. everybody would know that that's why. they're doing it no no no not everybody. would know they would be like [ __ ]. who it' be like handing out shots at a. bar who wants the syringe you know what. are we doing and there no there's not. dude these are all retards that are just. smoking joints and sparring there's. nobody doing like we need to like no. [ __ ] give me what you got and are.

these people like pros Semi-Pro you know. you live in a Honda Civic and you every. once in a while you move back to your. parents place cuz it's cuz it's fighting. is really hard. BR it's hard dude you so you this so. people don't know you you when did you. start doing standup comedy and when we. were you fighting at the same time you. were doing standup comedy did. transitionary period and um I started. okay so this is my martial arts history.

of course as I mentioned uh had a. stepdad who was [ __ ] crazy so there. was that insecurity you know there's. that thing of like I'm not saying that. having a father who's maybe violent. towards your mother is a bit better but. I think there's a bit of a more. evolutionary connection that a family. Dynamic can have whereas if you're like. a 12 to 13 14 year old boy and new guy. you're supposed to be the man of the. house even though you're a child right. you're you're it's my sister and my.

mother and it's our Dynamic and a new. guy moves in and this [ __ ] is now and. he's an alcoholic yeah so that creates. obviously sadness in the house tension. no dude I would still no my mom riff. City my mom has always been riff City. she was she was always having fun. throughout all the darkness in our life. we had a rough we had some rough periods. you know but in my house it's always. been fun city uh I would always it's.

always been my humor I would literally. dude I would have uh points where it's. me and my mother on uh [ __ ] um cuz we. would just leave the house during the. night you know we just walk towards and. my sister was a bit older so she moved. out so we would just walk in the night. towards a direction and she would try to. call all her friends where to stay for. the night cuz this ape is [ __ ] going. bananas back home and there would be we. would be on the sidewalk you know so. what did you start out with which what. was the first martial art you and the.

next day I would go to school and still. be [ __ ] happy puppy just because I. don't know that was how we we came up. right so then uh there was this program. called um Kick cast martial arts and uh. it was Chris crudeli this guy soul patch. British guy he would travel the world. and this was at a point where pride and. UFC were happening but in Tradition. martial arts were still holding on Wing. Chan was holding on iido was holding on. Kung Fu was kind of it was kind of going.

away you know but Chris cell had a. program where he would travel the world. and study these ancient there was this. like dim mck where it's like I and seven. years later you die of cancer you know. all that [ __ ] and as a kid I'm like oh. that's all I got to do move to Korea for. two weeks study this [ __ ] death touch. and just come back and kill somebody you. know yeah but then I I remember I saw. UFC I saw a few Pride fites from feder. Milenko because he he was Russian he was.

a big prominent figure in the martial. arts Community but I remember I saw loto. Macha Shogun the first one and in my. head cuz Macha looked like a traditional. martial artist you know CU he was half. asian or something you know so in my. head I'm like why doesn't he do the why. don't the these people do the Chris. Celli [ __ ] you know [ __ ] neutralize. your opponent to a wrist lock then I. started watching Pride one Silva he's. stomping people holding on to the ropes. stomping and in my head him why doesn't.

he do the dim mck you know hi and you. [ __ ] so then I was maybe 15 16 late. late when I was doing uh gymnastics and. I was doing a bit of weightlifting and I. saw dudes like wrestling you know and I. started think like GRE or Roman and I. saw them like suple jacked guys in. [ __ ] just suplexing each other and. that's where the wheel start turning of. like dude you're not going to wrist lock. this guy you're not going to you know.

right I'm not going to death touch this. guy this guy's gonna run through me so I. joined uh a a gym SBG subsidiary gym. Brit Michelson shout out my man uh he. was a great mentor and a father figure. at that time for me uh and I joined his. gym and um and it was jiujitsu M we did. everything together you know m and uh D. I had my first amateur fight like five. months into into like doing it that's.

crazy that's crazy that's crazy did now. did they make sure the person you fought. didn't have a lot of experience either. yes but he was like 34 you know oh no. yeah that's not fair and he went to war. he was like a former military Star St. down a tank Jesus Christ uh but you. still am amateur rules but still MMA. gloves [ __ ] Haymaker City you know. right um was he good yeah he choked me. to sleep I didn't tap I didn't tap I. didn't tap never never tapped um I tried.

to tap I was too late uh but um yeah I. would not recommend that I would not. recommend you getting your ass kicked by. someone who has a lot more experience at. five months in I would I always think. you got to give I think we were the same. experience in martial arts but he was a. man dude I'm a Suburban boy was he. though let me tell you something if he. got to be how old 30 something and he. went to war that dude's had training. yeah I mean it's not just five months of. train yeah yeah Fair listen that kind of. guy is done a little bit here a little.

bit there that kind of guy probably. boxed a little when he was younger did a. little karate we were such a small. community that I still trained with him. I remember and wow it was yeah boy it. was fine so he was nice to you after he. choke you to sleep no before I mean oh. you trained with him before such a small. community you know so I wouldn't say the. skill discrepancy was actually that big. but it was just the. when you go to war and you can be in a. competition I'm having a full- on panic. attack yeah you know I'm [ __ ] first.

time in in a [ __ ] hand to hand comat. situation he's a man this guy's star. down a tank of how old were you at the. time 16 yeah that's not fair yeah can't. and also like a [ __ ] 16 another like a. dastani 16 where it's like hair on my. Knuckles and I have two kids you know. those are like the real mother dude. whenever you would in those amateur. circuits whenever it's like I don't know. if Americans do that but like if you say. you're fighting an American do you guys. slip in that it's like it's Jerome you. know it's you're going to just so you're.

ready it's going to be a bit of. explosive opponent like in in Estonia. it's like if you're finding a Russian. guy are you fighting Ivan who's like me. he's a Russian guy or are you fighting. somebody whose names ends with aov you. know it's a very different it's still. Russia yeah Mountain Russians we say. from the hills yeah we always say from. the hills like it's it's a bit of a it's. a bit of a a bit of a different leg. that's going to come at you you know. dude did you see that Cory San Haagen. Umar n off fight of course of course o.

so high I felt bad for sandhagen he was. wrestling so well everything correctly. mhm it was everything sandhagen was cool. he uh didn't get backed up into the. corner too early he was keeping his. distance he had good knees and good chuj. what I liked about San hien in that. fight he used jiujitsu he used proper. Jiu-Jitsu and for the first two rounds. it's exactly like the kabib thing the. first two rounds you can actually out. hustle not out hustle him but you can.

you can just you can be explosive enough. to uh create those moments of Jiu-Jitsu. where you can stay safe right but that. train just keeps train keeps coming just. [ __ ] keeps coming and mean you know. thing the difference in Umar versus. khabib uh is that Umar is stand up his. standup is his so Dynamic his kicking is. so Dynamic it's so dangerous and quick. you know like he throws head kicks off. the front leg quick he throws things.

that are fast man yeah he threw that. front switch kick was like not even a. switch it was just he just slapped it. out there dude he's good he's [ __ ]. real good his striking was on point like. everything was on point and he's more. threatening wrestling very it's like it. was a more potent combination of the. skills that Cory has as well I mean he's. a he's San Haagen is brilliant he's one. of the best fighters in the sport in my. opinion so to see a guy like Umar beat. him you're like wow that's hot and to.

come on strong in the fourth and the. fifth that guy is that guy's [ __ ]. good man yeah he's [ __ ] good and him. versus om Ali would be. wild. wild or morab him versus morab will be. wild too well morab and him I want to. see more because morab is also a bully. you know morab is a different it's like. he's made different he's made out of. different stuff they say Rob trains hard. like right up into the. fight see right see see you can see that.

anal with that with a guy like that. you're always like okay how long can. your joints hold out exactly how how. long is it going to be before your back. goes your will will carry you through if. it if the human body wasn't so goddamn. fragile guys like that would never get. beat never get beat yeah exactly that's. the whole thing yeah like Cain Velasquez. when his body started going also my. Rob's been dropped hurt I think it was. Marlon ver hurt. himad bad bad had him really badly then.

he went out and stopped him in the next. round yeah exactly well mari's had that. thing where poor bastard this guy I feel. so bad for him because he was so good so. good but just it's such a chaotic sport. where a few bad fights just can have. such a tremendous amount uh impact to. your fights that the next ones you know. it's not the Shuda Fight Man the first. round he was lighting Henry. up lighting him up where I was like if. this guy can keep this up for five.

rounds Henry's going to get stopped. Henry just came on in the second round. like an animal and beat the [ __ ] out of. him he closed the dist like that he had. one in pfl too with that left hook and. that switch kick ah yeah he koed Alman. Sterling oh yeah man bad bad he koed. Alain bad went for a switch kick to the. body Alman shot in the knee but then. once he lost to Henry he started losing. to a lot of folks a lot and now it's. like there was the the San Haagen. dropped him with a wheel kick remember. that yeah that was a bad one too right.

to the temp right to the tempo yeah that. just shows the skill diversity that guy. has he could do everything San hen's so. good everything so to watch Umar beat. him like God damn umar's the truth he's. the truth it's like those guys in that. part of the world like yeah and they're. so frustrating because it's not like an. incredible thing that doing you know if. you watch somebody like Conor McGregor. who has the [ __ ] death touch it's. such a SPC it's such like oh my God this.

gu just has the power right but these. guys [ __ ] just out hustle you out. grind you and they keep coming they keep. coming annoying and Bully and mean but. then you got guys like Islam that could. do everything and Umar this is the. difference right Islam is scary standing. up like in the beginning of his career. he was really good at wrestling not as. good at standing up but now he's just as. good at standing up when you KO.

volkanovski like that you know and then. you choke out Dustin porier like that. like that guy he's got that's the full. thing right he can head kick you he. could strike with you and knock he. knocked out glac and tbal with one shot. standing yeah you he can knock you out. like legitimately and he could still. strangle you and he could still smother. you like it's the perfect combination. but it's like that is such a crazy. strategy it's like you're out Manning. every guy you fight is out grappling him.

out striking him most people like try to. be like a specialist exactly mhm but. they're like the full Marauder the full. Marauder man I think if you wanted to. like really think about like who's the. most complete. fighter you got you say like Max. Holloway ilot. Toria but Islam makf you got to put at. the top of the Heap. the most complete he can KO you with a. head kick just like J Jones if J Jones. say let's not forget the one true God.

that's my boy the problem with John is. this the most dangerous man who've ever. lived unfortunately that shoulder injury. and then the uh uncertainty about moving. up in heavyweight like how's he going to. deal with guys like Francis that which. was always the big fight that was the. big fight that was the fight that. slipped between our fingers it it was. the Fedor Brock Lesnar all over again. that was the big one that slipped. through our fingers that was the fight. cuz you know the question is would. Francis be able to keep Jon off of him. exactly you know and would Jon be able. to avoid the big strike standing exactly.

you know there's a difference in size. that's pretty significant even when John. was getting big it's a different kind of. big you know like the the 265 that. Francis carries around that's a natural. lean. 265 yeah it's like a I mean it's a CO. what was he Cobalt mining or some [ __ ]. no sand mines sand mines yeah that's a. different child that's a different guy. that dude's power is. extraordinary especially with them. little gloves on you cannot get clipped.

by that guy you cannot get clipped by. that guy so the question is would Jon be. able to get a hold of Francis would. Francis be able to keep John off of him. if Francis can keep Jon off of him would. Francis be able to stop those leg kicks. because John Sidekicks the [ __ ] out of. people's knees and it'll [ __ ] scare. you because it makes your leg hyp extend. he'll blow your knee out mean it's mean. I loved Jon Jones when he was mean. Glover deera with that with that. overhook remember that overhook that he. had on the. shoulder yeah mean elbows how about.

Thiago Thiago had to get two knee. surgeries both. knees as soon as he goes put him to. sleep just dropped him yeah well his his. run in the light heavyweight division. was unprecedented nothing nothing like. it literally created for human combat. his body looked insane small torso with. limbs coming out it looked insane if you. saw. his silhouette looks insane right and. the how small his calves. are little tiny but yet it tremendous.

strength strong and smart and the best. guy ever at like utilizing distance. strong mentally for sure mentally and. clever clever yeah we just have to see. him back and the apparently they're. trying to do that thing uh it's supposed. to be in Madison Square Garden right is. that announced officially young Jamie. what's that uh J Jones versus stee. medicine Square in November I don't. believe so there so there's being talked. about also no disect to Ste but I don't.

want to see that fight that badly as I. want to. see you know I feel like you got to give. stti one more shot okay I feel like the. guy's been strong around for this long. if you want to respect the history and. the lineage of the UFC heavyweight. championship he's the most accomplished. UFC heavyweight of all time he defended. the title more than anybody and you know. he stopped Daniel Cormier he's a legit. [ __ ] killer he stopped a lot of like. very very good people he stopped Junior.

dos Santos he also won Francis yeah he. beat Francis the first fight and he. heard him the second time yeah um but. the second time it was a different. Francis he like Jes Christ one of the. scariest Kos I've ever seen in my life. in the Apex yeah D being there live was. incredible oh you were there live yeah. so there was like a 100 people in that. place when he followed up with the. hammer fist to the neck area. good bro that laugh Hook was and it was. like when Stipe was trying to like.

capitalize on a shot he landed it's one. of those victories where me and the boys. were on the couch and it's not a woo. it's a just a. yeah because also you know how much. damage Stipe has taken in his career. Jesus fights Jesus Christ and steti. hurts him there it is he hit him with. that left hook and really hurt him there. yeah yeah but Ste also hurts him Ste. also hurts him look at this. and now Ste goes oh and he thought he. had it so he moved in. Nick he thought he had him when he.

landed that right hand. ah Christ my Lord so apparently he's. gained a bunch of muscle stee has he's. been lifting a lot and you know he. hasn't fought in two years thank God I'm. doing comedy yeah thank God but for me. when I look at an older fighter like. Stipe who's a legend I say that's kind. of what I want I want a guy to take a. long time time off in between a bad KO. and then you know no one's more. disciplined than that guy he's a very.

disciplined dedicated fighter that's why. he was the most successful UFC. heavyweight champion ever he's also 40. something years old right 42 I think. even okay so you got to if you just look. realistically at natural athletes when. they get to that age you have concerns. like how much of their performance do. they have left like and it varies but it. does last longer as a heavyweight. absolutely heavyweights they can because. the it doesn't the nervous system. doesn't need to be as a rapid fire as in. a phantom weight yeah like 42y old.

bantamweight kind of done but George. Foreman won the heavyweight title at 45. absolutely so uh Bernard feel yeah but. Bernard was a freak I just feel like as. a fan and as a person who respects the. sport you got to give steepe a shot okay. yeah yeah especially when he was. supposed to fight Jon and then Jon tore. his shoulder it's just like if if uh. it's the classic thing of it's the mean. quote that Don King used to have that. why he when they asked him why he was. like ripping off Mike Tyson he was like.

you got to keep the lion hungry you know. oh God imagine that's your justification. for stealing money I know but Mike Tyson. fought six times that year so that's. true right that's true but that is for. some of those guys that that's what they. need not some it's as soon as cuz you. know I was a big Conor guy SPG the. lineage we would had the connection you. know con and as soon as uh honor uh. started getting rich I was you know as. soon as Jon Jones got rich all of us I'm. at home let me guess never going to see.

you I don't think that's what happened. with John with John there was a bunch of. other factors true lifestyle like. absolutely and that's why that steeper. fight is also exhilarating of like the. the traditional Family Guy in the gym uh. the and then the other guy who the. greatest psycho that's ever and I love. it dude when he went to Vegas to get his. Hall of Fame. uh induction and just disappeared into. the. night um I like uh the Aspen how many.

milligrams are those uh threes can I. have one yeah this is athletic nicotine. another company yeah somebody gave me m. yesterday that's too much I was having a. panic attack ridiculous that's too. ridiculous having a panic attack at 2. a.m. I like I've cut M my consumption. quite a. bit um um I like that fight I think Jon. Jones and Tom as is an interesting fight. cuz Tom is a big fast heavyweight he's a. [ __ ] Powerhouse man and he's big he's.

big as [ __ ] and big as [ __ ] if you look. at fights where um Jon has had. difficulty some of them have been like. really Elite Strikers like um he had. some difficulty with Leota Macha before. he got a hold of Leota first round he. had some difficulty with Dominic Reyes. absolutely Dominic Reyes some people. even thought he who lost that fight. absolutely even Diago Silva no not Silva. no Santos Santos that's the guy who kick.

both his knees out yeah but that was a. split decision yeah and even there. dieago was even though dieago was hectic. and uh temperamental in his exchanges. not like a for fine Striker but he's. super dangerous though it creat problem. for John still yeah that [ __ ]. Sledgehammer that that dude has tattooed. on his chest that's for real like that's. how hard he hits that that's dude had a. sledgehammer tattooed on his. tits It's amazing but that dude was. scary but also with aspinal and Jones.

you know every time people say dude. watching him and serial Gan and all. respect to serial Gan but he never felt. anything it was it was a madeup. guillotin even just on the gauge he just. was like check this [ __ ] out yeah but as. long as he gets a hold of your neck and. he's doubling you up in that position. where he can press his chest on your. head that's with a guy like John with. his kind of squeeze that's horrific a. guy like seral gone that's only been. grappling for like 5 years you're going. to get strangled it's just that even. with Jon Jones you know the heavyweight. division has always been a shallow.

division due to the reason of gen people. being just that that size of humans. there's a very small percentage. including heavyweight boxing 100% did. you see that guy boli um knock out Jared. Anderson holy [ __ ] that boli guy is. Terri holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I had heard. about him from sparring sessions that. was the first fight they saw yeah yeah. me too I heard I watched a highlight. reel of them on YouTube but I'm not the. biggest like I don't know all the all. the fighters that are fighting I know a.

bunch but I know like maybe 30% of. boxing whereas compared to what I know. about MMA so I had heard about this guy. from an article saying that he like no. one wants to spar him and I was like how. come and then I watched him fight I'm. like oh well that's why Jesus Christ. he's 285 lb he's. 6'6 285 lb and takes a [ __ ]. tremendous shot and a lot of people. thought this kid Jared Anderson he's. only 24 and he's still very talented but.

look at this [ __ ] Jesus Christ and. the bro that was round one okay he. dropped him in round one but then he hit. him with this sneaky ass uppercut shorts. on with pockets watch this uppercut look. at this uppercut dude I mean my God this. guy's like casually like beating the. [ __ ] out of him this guy and I heard. like people are terrified of spar with. this cat like they don't want to [ __ ]. spar with this dude you bring this guy. in to spar you and he's just beating the. [ __ ] out of you and he could take an.

insane shot he took like a three piece. there like it was nothing like it was. nothing he just moves his head a little. bit a little bit a little bit when he's. getting hit he rolls it a little bit but. the really good boxers the guys who Spar. look at that uppercut that sneaky left. uppercut he keeps hitting with look at. that one he hits him with Al he wasn't. exactly in and out of distance you know. what I'm saying just stand right front. you and he was a parallel legs so he can. with both arms he's much bigger right. he's 40 lbs bigger than this dude and. he's [ __ ] dangerous as [ __ ] man Jesus.

look at that right hand man how. beautiful is it too but it's like. skillful it's skillful fluid punching. but from a tank he's he's that Panzer SK. yeah skill from yeah exactly and he's D. and his crazy knockout power and he's a. vicious body puncher too man I watched. some of his highlights of some of his. other fights tonight I went down to. Rabbit Hole vicious body puncher too M. it's terrifying just walks towards you. just beats your ass you can't hurt him. crazy it's like a remember Francis Nano.

and uh who's that South African amazing. uh not South no he's not South African. are you thinking about jino Rosen strike. Rosen strike yeah he just stormed him no. it was literally not even a proper punch. it was Francis just walked towards him. like this yeah just. winging winging nuclear bombs and one of. them caught him boom out cold and. another one on the way down boom yeah. well that's the kind of power that. Francis has it's. just crazy it's crazy that's why I.

always love Combat Sports so much it's. that um it's that uh there is there's a. lot of sports like tennis where um a lot. of money uh plays a big role in the in. the in the sport you know it's a rich. sport a lot of uh so a lot of money a. lot of uh a lot of uh business a lot of. politics enters into that sport soccer. is like that basketball is like lots of. politics but like Combat Sports is like. a dude from yeah like a sand mine right.

just somewhere in the world y to start. koing people MH and within five I mean. Conor McGregor a guy who's a [ __ ] uh. a pipe not an engineer but he was some. blue color job there's also people that. if they do something first and then get. into fighting like there's a lot of guys. that are like powerlifters or cross. NFL players I think a big one that's. going to be that we'll see is people.

gymnastics because especially guys who. do the rings and things like that think. about how much more arm dexterity and. strength those guys have imagine that. guy getting your neck you know imagine a. guy like that who's a black belt in. Jiu-Jitsu with that kind of crazy. strength to be able to hold yourself up. in the air like that I did maybe three. four years of gymnastics before I. started uh did help you oh absolutely. that's why that's when I started. wrestling cuz wrestlers GRE Roman. wrestlers do gymnastics they all do. flips and [ __ ] so that's when I started. watching them practice and I was doing.

gymnastics um and I remember when I. started Jiu-Jitsu I remember just even. my getups from positions and my where. I'm strong the positions where I could. be strong were much more different than. a guy who's like in the gym all the time. benching right right right right yeah. for sure you have much better control of. your body one of the things we found out. 10th planet was um with Richie and Gio. Martinez was break dancers oh absolutely. that's that's gymnastics totally that's. gymnastics totally when those guys. started training where everybody was.

like whoo and so Eddie like started. learning break dancing moves he's like. Eddie's the best he like what do we got. to do what do we got to do let's do show. me how to break dance cuz like those. guys can do all that crazy [ __ ] where. they can spin around on one hand like so. they can do like a lotus in the air they. can do a handstand then they put their. legs in a Lotus position and they could. stand on one hand and hop around on one. hand bananas so that kind of control of. your body and that kind of strength like. directly TR those guys really got very. well they also trained really hard but. they got very good at Jiu-Jitsu very.

quick yeah my party trick used to be a. back flip at a. nightclub no slippery shoes for you bro. just whip it out you can't have them. slippery oh yeah those ones that when I. see men wear those shoes I'm like do you. hate traction dude with my when I buy. when I buy jeans when I go to the stores. the the the clerks will always think I'm. insane cuz I'll I'll practice checking. for a bit just check a kick you know. what you need you need a pair of origin. jeans oh the like stretchy ones the most. light stretchy they are basically.

pajamas they're basically pajamas they. feel like sweatpants but does they look. pretty though yeah let me show you go to. the origin uh website all Americade. everything threads everything. manufactured in America everything 100%. buttons everything all made in America. this is Joo willings company I have that. with shirts sometimes too when I feel. just a nice shirt but it's tight I go. what if I need to pull guard they look. like regular pants they look like yeah. if you need to pull guard in these dude. you could [ __ ] train in these I could. literally kick the bag in these and I'm.

not [ __ ] I'm not bullshitting you. can throw head kicks in these they're. like. pajamas but they look like jeans $129. that's $110 outside of my budget I'll. get you a pair just text me what your uh. size is I'll get you I'll get you a pair. they're the [ __ ] there a kind a bunch of. different companies that sell stuff like. that um I really like uh barbell jeans. they do that sell those I've heard those. rev town are my favorite revtown is like. the best cut those are the ones I wore.

in the special those are revtown jeans. when I did the special they're super. stretchy they they like you can stretch. out in them but by far the most. comfortable of the origin ones the. origins they nailed it cuz it's the most. loose like you don't the other ones are. like really free moving but they're. pants CH AC picture oh 20 bucks that's. my budget when I talked about that in my. special people like what truck Norris. action jeans like they were real thing. find your legs they had a gusset in the. crotch at those slippery shoes yeah he's.

got the slippery shoes Chuck didn't give. a [ __ ] about traction Chuck wasn't. worried about you he was trying to Pivot. on you son I used to work as a bouncer. in a club where there was an outfit for. the security too and dress shoes dress. pants red. suspenders and like a fully uh like a tu. what's the tuxedo shirt like a collor. shirt mhm stiff and I remember the whole. time being like I'm going to rip these. pants as soon as I even do anything not.

only that but someone with a collar on. if you have a collar if you have like a. shirt with a collar that is a weapon. against you that's on your neck like why. do you have that that seems so crazy if. you're in a position where you think you. might have to defend yourself you should. be wearing something that tears away. from your body fairly easily around the. upper body and the lower body it better. give you some movement you can't have. any and you better have some goddamn. traction on the bottom of your souls you. can't have big issue and the floor is a. nightclub foror those are all [ __ ].

slippery slippery and beer and [ __ ]. spilled everywhere every fight that. would see would literally be the first. guy throwing the bunch whipp yep and. they're all on the ground and then. people are kicking you in the head with. boots on yeah [ __ ] that [ __ ] that [ __ ]. that yeah [ __ ] getting in fights you. know that's the other thing people. always say if you if I could fight I'd. [ __ ] be [ __ ] everybody up like no. you wouldn't you'd be dead I punched one. person in my lifetime working there just. one person most of the time I would grab. them uh try to get them in a hole they. would calm down and one time it was so.

this was this big [ __ ] guy and he. opened with a front kick oh no a well. hip over fat dude like 40 years old but. he threw a legit front kick and. immediately I knew I'm not gonna I'm not. gonna just grab him that's a crazy thing. to open with yeah I grab I get a hold of. that and I throw an overhand immediately. break my thumb to this day look look at. my thumb immediately overhand straight.

to his Temple and I feel all my hand. it's done it's done did the guy get hurt. or did you no not a tent aent not a tent. you know you know how he left the. nightclub how he dragged his wife with. uh by her hair Jesus like a and left the. club into the night maybe that's what. she likes she likes go to Bar [ __ ] a. bunch of people up and then drag her. away and like let's go baby and she just. rides them and then we chokes. them and then we went to court from that.

incident oh my god did he get sued or. did you sue them uh I think it was uh. the the the uh the nightclub suing him. not suing but um so whatever settlement. or I mean it's still uh people got hurt. so it's still some sort of an. investigation or something but I had to. testify in court and um he had to do. like a formal apology they do that here. too right where you have to like stand. end up in court a for and yet me and the. other bartenders working there I was the. only security working that night of. course that's classic nightclub 200.

people only guy 19-year-old kid cool. yeah great with a bartender who's gay. awesome so uh we had to be and you had. to apologize he goes uh he goes. gentlemen I'm sorry and you know how he. showed up to court he was just all. swollen up not from that fight this this. was months later so he's just living. that lifestyle this is out there wrong. yeah he was just showed up in court and. was like I'm sorry gentlemen and just. goes into the day maybe the cops beat. his. ass maybe but he just came to cour I.

remember all of us being like Jesus. Christ this [ __ ] this [ __ ] some. dudes like to fight that's a very. unfortunate thing that you enjoy see. that was another thing that when um when. I went to all these self-defense class I. used to go One Wing CH you know and and. there would be a master who said you. know sparring is not real life combat in. real life combat I hurt you I kill you. you know and I'm like hm interesting but. I would already go to Jiu-Jitsu i' be in. my head like you know this instructure. shows up he's got a belly button that. has hair in it and it's a little floppy.

and I'm like I reckon if I low kick you. right you're going to feel. something and uh that was a big problem. you know with self-defense courses and. me and prit the Jiu-Jitsu guy um we we. actually used to go to a a couple of. Youth Camps where there was Troublesome. youth you know who get into fights and. we would do demonstrations where uh do. you know in the '90s in Eastern Europe. there was a rise in uh people getting. stabbed because people would think that.

you take this course on you know you. take a course every Sunday where they. teach you somebody had you hey h i. remember my friend telling me like if. you attack me with a knife you're more. dangerous to yourself than you are to me. cuz he believed in this system and then. all these retards would be [ __ ] l or. something and you're with your girl and. some crackhead comes up at you and here. you go. baby and you see your [ __ ] blood on. your hands and then that yeah and that's. always what I learned from uh.

immediately I was like uh from those. street from working as a bouncer is that. yeah I'm comfortable in a sparring. environment mouth guard on and we're. friends even though you're trying to. take my head off uh I'm in a comfortable. environment where I know if I go out. it's over you know if I get hurt if you. hurt me with a middle kick you're not. going to get but there's men out there. who go to bars they get gacked up and. they just brawl those are men who are. comfortable in the chaos of a bar you.

know also probably not making good. decisions at any stage of their life see. that's what I'm saying is that even. though I might be a Jiu-Jitsu guy this. guy's going to bite my ear he's going to. you know you don't want to fight people. period so that's when I really put. together all those self-defense and me. and pre would go to youth camps and we. would he would like um he would like uh. he would like like a crankle up a. plastic bottle and he would be like okay. Ari do all the cool moves that we've. that they all teach you know like Hi H.

behind the back grab the knife you know. and then he would just you know I would. like grab his wrist and then he would. just pull the knife away and he's like. at that point you have a deep cut in. your arm you'd be [ __ ] and he would. look at those kids and go so you guys. think that if you see your white flesh. like a rose open up in your palm you. think you're going to look at that and. go okay fu fing get the pose no that's a. instant panic attack survival Instinct. you know his video recently I don't want. to see if it's really bad is that a.

knife fight I'm a very no no it's almost. describing exactly what you're saying. like these guy this guy gets his leg cut. really bad oh I did see that don't show. it to me don't show it to me it's. horrible it's horrible it's horrible. they're beating up this kid and the kid. pulls a knife out and slices his thigh. open almost to the Bone like where it. opens up like a flap dude I got to pee. so bad let's be right back we'll be. right back let's be right back and back. doesn't it feel so good there's a. feeling that when you have to pee that. like you're you have like 30% of your. your mind is available 70% is like don't.

piss your pants don't and you're talking. about wrist locks I'm like right got to. get can't take. it I had to pee too but I didn't I was. just like I'm going to piss my pants on. this no we did it we we held it together. we held it together um hey thank you for. being there Saturday night it was a lot. of fun and and Friday night too by the. way I have to I have to say dude. watching you do that live special is. amazing to just watch you dude I me and. Ron White were in the green room when.

you were on stage and we were like thank. God we're just chilling you know in. comment it's scary it's scary yeah but. then again and here's another point that. I have to say that do you know how crazy. it is that you have okay one of the. biggest podcasts in the world but you. are an actual practitioner of an art. form that only only 10 years ago was not. even standup comedy wasn't even the main. uh form of Comedy there was sketch. comedy improv movies movies stand uh.

standup was a subsidiary art form of. Comedy like a small genre right and that. you with now your platform and your. voice uh are a practitioner you could. this is how lucky we as comedians are to. H to have a guy who's an actual practice. ing comedian you could also be like a. famous guy and just live in the shadows. show up at a club every two months be a.

superstar do a cuz you're talented and. funny enough do an do a good set you. know people go home that was great that. was Joe Rogan because he's so because. people come out to see you they'll. they'll have a good experience but. you're a guy you're writing bits you're. like coming to the club your own club of. course you're coming to the club and. you're writing. you're working on it you're fixing it. and how lucky we are to have a guy who's. an actual you could be like a piece of.

[ __ ] [ __ ] you could absolutely yeah. but it wouldn't work we would have never. been able to do what we're doing and. what we're doing is really good for me. too it's one of the reasons why like I. think we're all benefiting greatly from. that place we're all benefiting from the. vibe of it nobody's benefited more than. me me I benefited more than you yeah. we're both benting D it's all good dude. it's all for everybody it's all we're. all getting something out of it and it's. we're all getting something in it. together too that's the cool part about.

it we're all like you know Assan always. says that that's one of the things that. door guys say when one of them gets a. gig they say we up dude they're so. supportive because I also dude I. auditioned for Adam I auditioned for. Adam I got into the club the the the. like proper way I didn't I wasn't some. [ __ ] M guy nobody knew who you were. yeah and whenever I get some like this. right now they're all like so cheering. for me you know it's very supportive cuz. they also know that that this all the. stuff that's happening to you can happen.

to them all the stuff that's happening. right now to William Montgomery can. happen to you all the stuff that's. happening to David Lucas and cam. Patterson and All These Guys these Hans. Kim Hans Kim is selling out weekends. everywhere he's killing it and he's. doing great his his act is tight he's. got some funny [ __ ] man he's got some. funny [ __ ] he works at it that that kid. has spreadsheets and [ __ ] he going over. his material on [ __ ] Google Docs you. know also dude every [ __ ] week. there's another guy in that club that.

I'm like who's this and then dude Tyler. fiser yep oh my God he's hilarious bro. that bit he does about being a cop for. the pedos bro how funny is that how. funny is that bit I I I showed it to the. door guys I film myself behind the. curtain at fat man having to follow. Tyler I feel my own face and the. applauses that he's getting and me being. like this. and I always riff with Tyler I go hey. Tyler how about we how about we keep. five characters today he has a full cuz. he has characters impression he goes to.

the crowd he jumps every he uses the. stage uh liners jokes anecdotes. callbacks everything is tight yeah it's. tied and he's got so much energy. enthusiasm and that guy was having a. hard time he was telling on the sto the. podcast that like he got dropped by his. agent because they couldn't handle any. more white straight men like do you. don't think do you guys are you in the. talent business you don't see how. talented that [ __ ] guy is but you. know it's like uh this weird thing that. we're all a part of well I was dude just.

I mean think of my storyline 8th of. December I'm in London the UK I I went. to London a couple of years ago had a. great time because I was doing the open. mic circuit but this time I went back as. a headliner wanting to maybe move up in. the uh industry uh two months nothing's. happened and struggling just because I. went to New York same thing it was just. because I didn't really have a.

connection nobody really knew me and I'm. also not a guy who's great at net like. the showing up at the park I don't do. Coke I don't I hang but I only talk bits. so and I would go to like let's say a. New York like a comedy seller and. there's like 20 guys with backpacks and. tripods all waiting to talk to the. manager you know and when I see that I. always feel like I don't want to be. another [ __ ] you know hello it's my. I'm the guy you know so I just felt like.

and every audition I had when you. audition in a London that's also dude. shout out to Adam OT do you know how. crazy that is that he watches Sunday. Monday he watches everybody you can be. on the. street a guy and you get to be in front. of the probably the most important. talent scout and he watches them and he. gives you and if you do a good job he'll. give you a spot that's and he's really. good at it he's really good at he really.

understands comedy he he understands. comedy he gets it he he sees voices he. wants uh he he gives everybody a shot he. Lov and he was on a show with nor. McDonald like they were co-hosts insane. his best friend yeah yeah he Adam's. awesome and he was one of the first. resour he was the first guy that I got. when I was deciding to do this he was. number one so remember when Sam like uh. but and then yeah so 8th of December I. fly over to Austin on 9th of December I. nothing's going on Sam Talent is in town.

just by accident in Austin and he came. to Estonia to visit me we only talked. online before that and he goes yeah sure. I'll get you a spot but I didn't want to. bother him so I'm still signing up. outside and then Sam goes where are you. Adam's looking for you and I go oh [ __ ]. I go to the security you know the. Avengers are out there I gotta be like. hey guys you. know I go like hey guys and they're all. hear my accent they're like what the. [ __ ] yeah you got to get somebody Sam. comes out I do my set and even before my.

set I see Adam OT and I'm like oh that's. that's the Adam OT because I read about. him in no uh bro Steven bro Stevens in. his special always says Adam eot like. seven times so I remember that name Adam. OT Adam OT trying to hold me. down uh this is my. shot um and he would uh and he's back. there and I'm like oh [ __ ] he actually. dude I'm 12 years into this and to see a. talent um manager or Scout or whatever.

to actually watch your set is actually. rare well the story with me and Adam is. Adam was uh he used to work at the Tempe. Improv and that's why I met him and he. was always a great guy and then he came. over to LA and started working at The. Comedy Store when I had left so I had. left after the Carlos Mania thing I was. gone for seven years so I was doing the. impro I was doing the ice house I was. doing other clubs and so then uh he came. and met me um I think it was like. 2014 or two yeah 2014 so seven years.

after 2007 now and uh I was like come on. come I'm I'm I'm doing I'm the tal court. now they got rid of the other guy and I. was like oh I don't know man I don't. know if I want to go back it's just like. I just felt so [ __ ] over the whole. thing was so gross I was like [ __ ] that. place but then Ari was doing his special. there so I yeah I knew I had to be there. so I I had to go back so I went back. Monday night before Ari or whatever. night um roast battle was at and I sat.

in the audience at roast battle it was. insane it was insane um Jeff Ross said. this is like my first time at the club. in seven years and like it was that was. a cool feeling like to be like I felt. comfortable there again and then um I. watched Ari I have to be there for Ari. I'm like this is this is not just Ari. first big special on Comedy Central but. it's also Ari my friend who I knew who. was a door man okay when I was on I.

guess I was on either news radio or Fear. Factor I don't know what TV show I was. on at the time I met Ari it might have. been Fear Factor but like all a sudden. I'm hanging out with this kid this young. kid just starting out and then we become. friends and he goes on the road with me. and we work together we do podcast. together and then all of the sudden all. these years later he's got his own. [ __ ] comedy Central special and he's. got his own Comedy Central TV show which. is one of the reasons why they gave him. a special and he's filming it in the. [ __ ] o I'm like I have to be there I.

had to be there so then I came back and. so then I was there all the time then I. just started going like every day I was. there all the time I was yeah we heard. about it on the podcast all the time I. just went back full on and then Adam and. I started talking and one of the things. we started talking I was like what do. you want do you want to do he felt you. know like a little bit underpaid and. there's a lot I go what do you want to. do like what would like what would be. the ideal way to open up a club and we. would start talking about what to do we'. start talking about what do you what is.

what is really important what's really. important is like a talent coordinator. is a lot of times it's just the manager. picking Headliners to come in for the. weekend or some insane girlfriend of the. owner yeah so this is the difference the. difference is I think in I think there's. probably different kinds of. classifications for what kind of clubs. they are our club is a develop Club. absolutely it's not just a club for. great Headliners like when Colin Quinn. is here or dice is here it's a club for. developing so we said okay how many.

nights a week should we have open mic. night and we said two let's do Sunday. and Monday so two nights full open mic. night and then it was Adam's idea to. have uh door people audition with their. act and I was like you know what door. guys [ __ ] off so much at The Comedy. Store they were so bad at doing certain. things they were scamming money and. getting people to bribe them which we've. had we've had that too but that's normal. right you know you got. to comedians dude yeah wild wild people.

but the door people at the Mother Ship. are so much better than any of the door. people at the comedy store and I think. part of it is because there is this. ethic there that we're all the same. thing we're all together we're all the. same we're all hang out together at. mit's bar we're all the exact same thing. just some of us been doing it 30 years. some of us been doing it 12 years some. of us doing it 5 years some of us moved. here because they did a few Open Mic. nights it's the only thing they ever. loved in their life is the only thing.

they ever wanted to do in their life. they're like God damn it I want to be in. Austin and then they moved there and. they got a job there and their act is. what gets them the job and if you you. could string together a few minutes and. you could show that you could get those. Sparks going and make a little campfire. okay let's see uh how much better you. get at making campfires let's see let's. see what you can do and that that's the. difference between that club and. everywhere else it all goes all the way. up to the very top whether it's Shane or. Tony or anybody who's working on their. act and working on new stuff you see. them you see Brian Simpson constantly.

Ron White sharper than he's ever been. assassin he's a thousand years old R. white was born before there was feet. people did people still had. fins he's an animal he's better than. he's ever been before yeah we were. driving to your special in San Antonio. he picked me up at from my house and I'm. like I'm in the car with wrong. and he's just talking about DMT doing 90. mph all the way sideways he's like. there's another world out there I'm like. we're doing 90 in this one.

though Ron's in the simulation for sure. dude he but also like I was saying about. you he also you might think that this. guy will come to the club and be a. superstar no he comes in and works on. his act talks about bits yeah we hang. out having a panic attack just like I am. and he loves when a b bombs he comes. back well that [ __ ] didn't work at. all at all he's trying to explain to us. explain To Us by this bit bomb he comes. to the agree with something he goes that.

[ __ ]. sucked yeah yeah they weren't my. favorite but he was uh he's two things. one he's the reason why I moved here. because he was the first guy he was here. before the pandemic but he's from Texas. yes so he moved here like I was like. where you been cuz I knew he still had. his house in Beverly Hills I'm going to. get rid of my house in Beverly Hills I'm. going to live down here in Texas and so. he uh he said it was center of the. country you could travel anywhere and I. was like damn maybe but I'm like I can't. live. there CU I was always wanting to get the.

[ __ ] out of LA but like I can't leave. the store but once they shut the store. down I was like oh all right what the. [ __ ] am I here for the crime like what. am I here for if I'm not here for the. store movies I yeah I don't want my. youngest kids to grow up in this place. it seems like it's getting worse I also. felt like there's better places to be. and so uh when we all came out out here. together it's like we all especially. like when when we first started talking. about the developing of the club was the.

whole idea was like let's do it our way. let's do it the right way as opposed to. doing it as a business let's do it as. like what are you trying to do you're. just trying to make the best club. possible okay well then do that and then. the business stuff put that aside you. got to stop don't think about maximizing. profits because there's only one. shareholder so let's just do it right. way and the right way is the comedians. get most of the money the right way is. you bring the best people in the right. way is you develop Talent the right way. is you have a show like kill Tony that.

sets his tone for the the entire comedy. Universe it sets the tone and then guys. like you can get on that stage crack. some [ __ ] great bits yeah and then. bam it's crazy you're off to the racis. and I kind of feel like um cuz I'm a big. book guy I've read everything about the. comedy story everything about the. history of the industry late night Wars. David Letterman mov moving Johnny garon. moving from New York to the Burbank loc. I know everything and I kind of feel. like I'm living the Gold Rush that was.

in the 80s and 90s in comedy store I. kind of feel like I'm living that right. now this one's crazier well yeah this. one's crazier because this one people. are doing Arenas I mean we're doing kill. Tony this weekend in mass and Square. Garden there's two nights two nights in. New York City sold out Mass Square. Garden it's this is Tony's and red. band's coming out party this is like. this is the big deal the big deal they. sold this out quick Qui you know and. it's a beautiful thing to see it's a. beautiful thing to see everybody. flourishing and this idea that we had.

actually work it's actually come to. fruition you know amazing yeah it's. crazy yeah and to have you guys to have. you Tony and Ron there when I was. filming that thing also so the Green. Room was just like regular Green Room. regular ass green room right so we're. used to hanging out having fun laughing. being fun and just like being silly. together so we're all being silly so I. was just super loose but then also there. was that moment where uh me and you were. in your green room and both of us were.

in our notebooks for about 20 minutes. just in silence and remember after. thinking like holy [ __ ] see this is what. it's all about yeah we're just writing. bits and just you got to work at it man. and sometimes we don't you know. sometimes we don't and one of the things. that really made me think a lot about. this the live thing is like first of all. said no when my manager called me said. do you want to do a live special I said. [ __ ] that I want to do that and then I. was how I got off the phone with her I. was driving and I was like why did I say.

no like why I such a [ __ ] oh cuz you're. scared you're scared of doing it live. and I was like oh why why you scared of. doing it live like what is it about like. you do everything live you could do UFC. Live podcasts are essentially they're. you know they're recorded but you just. you're just freewheeling right so why. can't you do that live like just prepare. better just prepare more so I Was. preparing way more more oh yeah watching. you develop that hour was insane you. were working dude also I've never seen. you off I've seen you in the Green Room. maybe in a different mood than the other.

night dude when you go on stage it's. Rock City every [ __ ] night it's crazy. to watch well I just been preparing this. set for quite a while you know I thought. I was going to do a special in August of. 2020 that was the plan cuz I had done a. 2018 so I did 2016 was triggered and. then my next Netflix special was 2018. that was strange times and I was going. to do one in 2020 and call it sacred. clown and it was based on the Lakota. hyoka was the the person in the tribe.

that made fun of everything cuz if you. couldn't make fun of anything it was. [ __ ] they they had like a spiritual. person in their tribe that was their. goal was to make fun of everything it. was a sacred clown and so I was like. that's perfect cuz that's what it is. you're just talking [ __ ] and making. funny things and you should be able to. do that about everything and everything. you can't make fun of is most likely. [ __ ] well that's your uh comedy club. dude I love that you called your comedy. rooms after the two nuclear bombs but. that already shows there's no rules. there's no rules there it's over and I.

was worried about that at first I was. like God this this is so disrespectful. that's perfect that's letting you know. there are no rules you know one of the. reasons why I decided to definitely call. it that why cuz I told it to Louis CK. and he. went I go that's it it has to be that. and also it's part of UFO folklore one. of the main reasons why I wanted to have. them cuz I knew I had two rooms I knew. there was two bombs and it was after. those two nuclear bombs were dropped. that they started Kenneth Arnold had his. sightings uh Roswell New Mexico had that. big sighting like all the big events of.

UFO folklore happened after the bomb and. the idea is that these interdimensional. beings these they go okay these [ __ ]. crazy territorial Apes have now. developed nuclear bombs this could be. very dangerous cuz if these idiots arm. themselves as we have right now to the. point where they can blow up the whole. world like many many times over they. might do it let's let's like let's make. sure everything's cool and so that's. when all the UFOs started so for the.

comedy Mothership with this ufob based. thing we kind of had to have those as. the name cuz that's what that's what. sends out the signal yeah those bombs. fat man and little boy those bombs of. this that's what if you believe and I I. love to believe I don't 100% believe but. I kind of love to believe I love to at. least talk about it if you believe that. we were visited multiple times by alien. life and a lot of it happened after 1947. makes sense Well yeah if the universe is. infinite and there's a there's a higher.

species out there you would look at. Earth and you'd be interested 100% And. then what the [ __ ] is who knows what. happened Roswell was so the bombs were. 45 Roswell was 47 who knows what really. happened at Roswell but they do know. that whatever they did they took that. wreckage and they flew it in two. separate Jets to write Patterson Air. Force Base because they didn't if one of. the Jets went down they wanted to make. sure they still had the wreckage they. put it in two different Jets that's how. important this [ __ ] was whatever the. [ __ ] it was Bob Bob bobar who had that.

crazy story I just remember one story. where he told that there were like. multiple doors open and for an like it. was an act cuz they were separated or. something where he was working on and by. accident he like saw the spaceship like. through the doors and I remember being. like holy [ __ ] well he saw when he went. in to see it for the first time it had. an American flag sticker on it and his. first inclination was oh this is why. people keep seeing these things these. are ours but then the way it's descri. now who knows if it's true who knows.

okay but I love to believe it is and the. way he describes it is like they. essentially brought him in and said tell. me what this is figure this out how does. this work what does it and they really. never did they kind of got a working. understanding of it but it based on some. element that was only theoretical at the. time now been proven by uh one of the. particle colliders they created this. particle hydr particle collider right. yeah the the one in Switzerland yeah. that's where it is right that's thehm uh.

creating black holes yeah that's they. worried about going to make a black hole. that remember I did like mushrooms for. the first time and I start reading about. it I'm like great the're [ __ ] those. super nerds are going to kill us all but. they but they did discover that this. element that U Bob Lazar theorized. exists but then what I've heard is like. they already knew that that was going. going to be an element so him saying. that there's a lot of things like the. higs bosen there's a lot of things they. knew existed but they needed to get. proof of it through the particle. colliders and so a lot of people aren't.

that impressed with that but he said. they had a stable isotope they had a. stable version of this element and this. is what powered this generator and this. this stable version of this element. would sit inside of this container and. it would be bombarded with radiation and. it would somehow or another manipulate. gravity. it's the wildest story ever the most fun. story ever yeah but um he essentially. said they had they were trying for years. to try to figure out how to reproduce it.

and they they they couldn't figure out. how it worked they did a bunch of. different things one guy died apparently. trying to cut into it holy [ __ ] yeah. that was a guy before him. apparently yeah then and then there was. the the wackiest thing of alls that we. talked about this yesterday that they. said that his they had a big thing on. religion and one of the things that they. said that they look at us as containers. yeah and it's like that religion was. here so that we don't damage what's. inside the container that the the. religion was put here to give people. rules and regulations so they could fall.

so they don't destroy their souls so. like they're just harvesting our souls. yeah and making sure our souls don't go. be just sucking and [ __ ] and sucking. right no imagine that if that's what. happens that's how they trick you into. downloading your brain into a computer. that's it that's the end result they're. just trying to get that soul and then. you are just trapped and that's what. hell really is MHM M just stuck on a. hard drive with nothing there imagine. living your whole life being paralyzed. but you don't need food or water but. you're lying on the floor of an empty an.

empty office. building that's that's you inside a. computer forever in the. void and they don't download anybody. else on your hard drive either because. if they have other people on that hard. drive it'll ruin the hard drive I can't. your code and my code mixing together. come on. here yeah we're in a weird time my. brother we're in a weird time cuz um the. reason why comedy as you were saying. earlier is like St this this kind of. Comedy is like the most prevalent comedy. cuz the only one you could actually be.

free and do you can't make Tropic. Thunder anymore you can't make you know. there's there's a lot there'll be a. movie it's a pendulum you know culture. is always a pendulum there'll be some. dude there'll be the new Andrew Dice. Clay there'll be the new Tropic Thunder. there'll be the new super bad I hope so. yeah 100% cuz cuz as soon as as as soon. as uh something is like. 51% of a popular opinion the 49% becomes. cool the Rebellion comes cool yeah but.

it won't even be popular opinion the. popular opinion is a Almost 100% that. they would want Tropic Thunder yeah yeah. yeah yeah that's you know the real. popular opinion amongst people who go to. see those films let me say it that way. because popular opinion amongst people. who don't go see super bad what. difference does it make but the people. that do go see those movies and do enjoy. those movies would go to see one right. now most of them most but there's always. but but yeah but and that's why I always. there's so much fun and rebellion and. breaking the rules and the more I always.

thought think the stronger a line is the. more power you have of Crossing it you. know right right right also I just don't. think the line is real I think the line. is a small very vocal minority of people. and the majority of people know what. jokes are yeah but you can't Finance. these things anymore but then again if. it's if it's all no rules and no like if. you don't get a reaction then it doesn't. have any power you know it's like like. when Tony we were just talking in the. Green Room when Tony hinchliff said.

[ __ ] on Netflix at the Tom Brady roast. that's like if you're a culture nerd. that's like a cultural moment right we. call him a Confederate [ __ ] yeah yeah. because he's saying something that. unanimously 5 years ago was the line. yeah but now the line's moved it doesn't. even moon but people dance around the. line and it gives it power because if. you create a line you're going to create. people who are going to dance around it. give them yeah but no they don't we.

didn't agree to the line that's why but. the thing is like that line only existed. in corporate controlled media and. existed in like virtue signaling. internet people that's the power of the. release when you know but that line. didn't exist amongst friends oh that's. why off the Record talk yeah real [ __ ]. talk that line never existed [ __ ] was. on the table oh rard has never left the. table never left the table especially in. quiet company when you're alone you know. what's going on with your brother dude. [ __ ] he's [ __ ] [ __ ] I can't I. can't talk to him he doesn't listen.

that's normal talk normal talk we know. what that means and the the idea that. we're supposed to back off these words. because a select minority of very vocal. people who are like super sensitive and. probably medicated like no no don't. listen like No don't watch that movie no. don't go to see that standup you don't. have to like everything I there's a lot. I don't like that other people love and. guess what I'm fine with that I like it. I like the fact there's a variety of. different human being part it's a fun.

part of being a human yeah it's fun yeah. and you know that's the the beauty of. true diversity you know like one of the. things that's great about the club is. the lineup is actually very diverse but. not because we wanted it to be diverse. we wanted people who are really good k. and they come in all [ __ ] sizes and. shapes they cameram yeah fat gay guys. small [ __ ] porn addicts like this.

this they're all over the place they're. all over the place they're all over the. place everybody's different and that's. good that's good for everybody and it's. like we speak this language we're here. for this art form everything else is. fine like just be a nice person be nice. to us we're nice to you we're get nice. to each other we're all going to grow. from this experience we're all going to. be better people because of this we're. all going to be better members of our. community we're creating a community. also there are nights at the little boy. because of the Yonder bags and.

stuff I'll say some stuff yeah you get a. little wild that I know is not leaving. this room and the release you see in the. people where they're laughing so hard. there's like a 40-year-old guy with his. wife and he's like I can't believe this. European. [ __ ] is saying this this is not okay but. that's so fun. but then there's a lot of people that. are laughing really hard that's why but. he's also laughing cuz it's not okay but. it is okay it is okay here but it should.

be okay everywhere it's okay in private. company right oh absolutely off the. Record talk off the Record talk yeah it. should be okay and this art form. requires that you do that it does it. doesn't require you have to do it. there's guys like you know Brian rean. who are brilliant Jim Gaffigan brilliant. brilant G Gaffigan's brilliant you never. have to worry about him offend unless. you Twitter you never have to worry. about him offending you right his his. stuff. isan perfect example Nate's genius. genius brilliant you can talk about.

table squeaky clean yeah those guys have. always existed and those guys are us too. it's fine it's like they're no one. dislikes. Sebastian you know everyone loves. Sebastian he was just at the club last. night yeah I brought him up amazing he's. the best the best the nicest guy too I. love him about his uh mole infestation. and how he likes to cook this is like. cook a you ever get a. guy he's awesome I actually just got a. message from one of my friends they said. they saw him at the club last night he. was brilliant but like the point is like.

everybody's different that's great. that's great boy girl gay straight. everybody there's a bunch all you have. to do is be good that's it and and you. don't get any browning points for your. group if you're not good okay if you. want to come on just because you're a. this or a that guess what there's no. room for that you have to be good all. the f Comedy Festival that was a big. Festival C cuz that was where you could. get up back in the day Australia. Edinburg JFL they're all falling apart.

because they didn't listen to the. ripples of laughter well they're doing a. different thing here's the problem the. people that are doing the festival. themselves are not usually like working. stand-up comedians yeah right so they're. people that exist in the ecosystem that. aren't creating the thing right so they. know what they like they might know what. they and they might also apply their own. personal politics to their decisions. about what kind of Comedy they want to. see it's also is it their personal. politics or is it the politics that they.

think people are going to gravitate to. you know I think it's both because I. think primarily in Show Business people. are indoctrinated into the cult of. leftism it's almost almost Universal in. show business except for a lot of. musicians to kind of keep it undercover. um but a lot of actors have to keep it. undercover too like conservative actors. just keep their mouth shut like Chris. brat type dudes they get in trouble. every time they talk about Jesus John. Cena talking in Chinese yeah yeah yeah. well that was different that was a. little bit of an apology I didn't do.

that bit in my ACT but the whole thing. about it is that you know we you've got. to let people Express themselves however. they are however whatever what what are. you you know Tyler fiser is very. different than David Lucas right David. Lucas is very different than Ron White. has to be able to express themselves in. whatever form they find themselves in. going through this life in the best. possible way they can that's what we're. setting up to do but that's like that. jazz thing that I was talking about is.

the resonation of the feelings of the. story that you're expressing that people. gravitate to and when you start putting. a [ __ ] agenda out there I feel it I. see it 100% I see it and that the the. anti- [ __ ] is that green room cuz. the green room is so fun that you go on. stage from there with those Good Vibes. like I often times I'm like sad that I. have to shut my phone off you know I'm. like sad I got to go guys and I'm like. I'm sad that I have to leave our fun. Clubhouse I'm sad that I have to go on. stage I know I'm sad I have to go on.

stage I'm not really but I want to. continue the conversation I know I'm. going to have a great time on stage I'm. looking forward to it but I want to. continue the conversation you know and. then having you guys in the green room. with me when I filmed the special was. huge man it was huge because it really. was like I always feel this like I went. camping with Brian Ken once we went to. we went on a deer hunt and uh I was like. dude it's going to be crazy we're going. to go to Montana it's going to be. freezing it's going to be 5° outside. going to be sleeping on The Frozen. Ground oh my we're going to go hunt some. mule deer in the mountains you want to.

do it he's like [ __ ] yeah so we did it. but I was like if you and I are together. it'll be fun no matter where we are like. Brian and I could be hanging out in some. shitty motel in the middle of. Saskatchewan just laughing our asses off. just because we're friends and we've. been friends forever and so we can have. fun together so no matter how chaotic. the situation is when you have friends. with you it changes the situation is so. even though that was a live show in. front of who knows how many [ __ ]. people watching live on Netflix I I was.

hanging out with you guys it was normal. normal show so I just kept myself in. normal show mind and just went on stage. it was very cool to learn like watch you. from the side and be like yeah you're. just doing another set and also you're. you were so well prepared that you were. like the perfect guy to do that live. special you know you got to prepare in a. different way it's like. there's the thing about archery okay. like if you um say if you're proficient. at 50 yards you can hit a bullseye on a.

regular basis at 50 yards you really. should be hunting at about 25 yards. because at 25 yards you're shaking you. got adrenaline there's anxiety maybe. this is a new thing you know there's a. wild hog moving 50 yards away from you. and you're drawn on like oh my God is. this really happening like you probably. shouldn't be shooting at 50 yard if you. want to shoot at 50 yards you should be. really proficient at 100 yard and you. should have a bunch of shots already. under your belt so you are accustomed to.

this experience so with comedy I was. like okay I know I've done a bunch of. live shows but I can't just go up on. stage like this is a regular live show. like I've done a bunch of shows in front. of a live audience this is going to be a. way different pressure and if I don't. agree to that in my mind and if I don't. address that in my mind and over prepare. you let that tiny window of Doubt open. and that the little demon of Doubt will. sneak in and steal your confidence and.

[ __ ] with your head and give you anxiety. and make you start thinking about what. if you bomb what if you forget the jokes. what if you forget what place you're at. what if you forget the line what if you. forget the punch what about that new. punch line you going to do what you. going to forget. it you could mind [ __ ] yourself or you. could just super over prepare so I super. overprepared I listen to recordings I. watched videos I I wrote for like I I I. prepared for like 5 hours the day of the. show I never left my computer that's how. I always feel about writing and um.

writing during the day about comedies. people always go like oh you just write. an act and I go to be honest 99% of the. [ __ ] I write during the day doesn't end. up actually working on stage most bits. still click on stage but I can't I have. to give an energy out to the universe. that listen I'm preparing for this yes. just so I know that I'm ready you know. when I go on stage and even though you.

can't exactly say that I'm writing the. perfect set and it's going to go as I. wrote it but the energy that I put out. in the universe is that I'm preparing. yeah it's it's also it's not that's not. the process the process is you write it. exactly as you're going to say it. because you really need to say it in. front of an audience to know how to say. it exactly and you need to say hear it. for yourself too and you need to. actually the whole thing is it's a. framework for you being in the moment. talking about that thing right and if. you can like if you can set that. framework up well on piece of paper or. on a computer screen that's great but.

then you review it and then you keep. tweaking it and you keep [ __ ] with it. but also if I don't right I just feel. like I'm why am I not working hard at. this and that gives me anxiety of being. like cuz I remember first lesson in. martial arts that I had the first lesson. in my life I uh we have are military. service in Estonia which I didn't do I. regret it the only reason I didn't do it. is I did Sports and guys who went to do. the military service they they ate [ __ ]. food got back injuries came back and.

they lost a year in their athletic life. and a year as you know in an athletic. version that's that's huge so I didn't. do that I regretted that but the first. lesson I got through martial arts was. that why I wasn't successful in mixed. martial arts wasn't because I'm. physically not I wasn't talented but the. reason I wasn't successful was because I. always thought about I wanted the. accolades I wanted to be the cool guy. who gets the head kick kisses the girl.

right and is cool dude he didn't want to. deliver I didn't want during PR dude. during like jiu-jitsu classes when my. when breit is talking about AR armar. defense I'd be daydreaming about what. song am I going to come out to Ah that's. hilarious you're a showman and I would. go I I this it's just boring dude I want. to go Spar so I would go to tie boxing. clubs and Spar and have fun with my. friends I would build a fake ring in our. gym and we would do all the cool stuff.

that we wanted to do and then I remember. maybe a year later there was this there. was a there was a Nery guy who started. the same year as me nerd nerdy glass not. physically GI not gifted at all a year. later I spar with him and he this. [ __ ] nerd is [ __ ] me up with a jab. but that's because he. gave he he had mat time right we always. call interesting this this expression. called mat time sure oh you can be. amazing and talented and a [ __ ] beast.

but if I do 400 hours and you do 22 no. matter at the end of the day I'm going. to get you because I have M time and. especially with jiu-jitsu especially but. it's it's also how much energy are you. putting towards a thing exactly that's. really what it is and it wasn't that and. that and that's what I learned about the. whole thing I was like yeah he was. putting energy into the universe and. committing to something and putting that. out there and even though it's also.

you're looking for a result and he's. involved in the process you have to. trust the process ex that's the process. of writing exactly and this is one of. the things that I tell Comics all the. time they always say I write on stage. I'm like bro I do too I do too we all do. especially when you do bottom of the. barrel you always Ride On Stage you're. [ __ ] around I [ __ ] around all the. time it's fun to [ __ ] around most of my. bits come like this sometimes they do. but also you can write yeah it doesn't. hurt you to write it no and me preparing. for this live special made me really. concentrate on like tightening up.

Segways I didn't want anything to be. clunky I wanted to like really make sure. that I had it [ __ ] polished down. Jerry Seinfeld had a great quote where. he goes like that the comedian told him. yeah right on stage he he said I'll see. you in 20. years you look you can write on stage. there was a great article that was out. was about Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock. um I think it was in Fortune Magazine. see if you could find it but it was. essentially they were saying um Chris.

Rock said this best the guy was going. you know do what do you do during the. day he goes I don't do nothing but I do. every open mics every night and he said. during the day is where you make your. money at night is when you collect it. wow look at that you collect your money. at night but you make it during the day. so true because the performance just a. byproduct it's a great article and it's. the perfect mind mindset especially. coming from a guy like Chris who's you. know put out bigger and Blacker and um. was the other one that was like his.

two his two great ones when he first and. then [ __ ] was the other one um bring the. pain bring the pain those two are some. of the greatest comedy specials in the. history of the world in the history and. that guy man like listen to him whatever. the [ __ ] he has he used to come to The. Comedy Store and he had a very unique. Strat. he would come to the com store with. premises and like ideas that he had but. he did not have them worked out and he. would just eat [ __ ] like try to eat like. try like let it be like Let There be.

like some blank spots let there be some. dead air and force himself to come up. with the funny and find the funny and. then you see it revised the next night. and you see rev that was what they said. about prior they said PRI would show up. at Tuesday with a a bunch of ideas for. bits and they would bomb and then on. Wednesday they might bomb a little less. and then on Thursday they would start. kicking and then Friday came along and. he was in the maid room murdering with.

some [ __ ] that he came up with on. Tuesday but that's because those guys. aren't scared to stare down the bull. right right because a lot of guys get. their first 20 right and they're so. scared of letting it go cuz it was so. hard so hard and it's hard people always. say oh it's hard to be an open mic no. bro it's hard to be Chris Rock it's hard. to be an open micer too no it is but. what I mean is that hard it may be. harder to be an open micer because you. don't know what the path is like you. don't even know how to get funny but.

what I mean by that is that the open. micer how many guys did when you started. company how many guys did you know who. were so much funnier than you just. because they played poker without chips. on the table they would show up on their. terms go on on their favorite room do. their favorite material they would have. a couple of drinks but they would then. disappear when and then when they get. the weekend and it's Thursday you got to. be funny at 8:00 Friday you got to be. funny at 7 and 10: they would kind of.

fall apart because they're only playing. poker by their rules when they're. comfortable with their friends in their. favorite rooms but can you be a. professional five times a week also when. you feel uncomfortable going to this new. place and then you know you have to do a. long time do you have the stamina to. keep that party mind going on for 45 50. minutes a lot of free balling a lot of. free balling free balling is fine if. you're doing 15 minutes absolutely you. know you don't worry about it yeah yeah. that's what I'm saying it's on your.

terms it's different thing it's on your. terms you know yeah well I think if. you're going to prepare for a special. you have to do a lot of hours I don't. really think you could get away with. unless you're a guy who does a lot of. non seits maybe you could piece together. like three or four sets and then put. them together for one night cuz if you. know how they go you could do that like. if you're working in New York City but. there's no substitute for those long ass. sets man yeah absolutely and there's. different types of comedians that have a. different process absolutely there's no. right way of doing it but are you.

staring down the bull of your own fears. you know whereas some guys maybe might. not benefit from writing during the day. I get that but are you maybe overlooking. no no no no everybody benefits from yeah. that's what I think I don't believe that. I don't believe that I believe even the. greats even the greats who don't do it. if they did it they'd be even better and. I I think that because of my own. personal experience with with writing a. lot absolutely when I started I remember. that was exactly the murderers around me.

who were a bit ahead of me during the. day they would all have these talks and. they would all be like what is the path. and the energy and with the you know. what is the comedy what is it but the. whole time I'm just writing basic hacky. anecdotes cuz I'm [ __ ] two years in. of course writing basic hacky anecdotes. um but I remember from Sports I just. because they all came from the either. [ __ ] bars or artistic or theater I. came from Sports where it's like no no. show up for practice I don't give a [ __ ].

if it's your off day listen if your leg. hurts don't kick as hard but just be. there be cognitively in the process. you're putting energy into the universe. and the way the universe has always. worked is if you put energy out. something's coming back there's never. I've never known a comedian who has been. working hard honestly for 10 years and. hasn't made it I've never known a guy if. they have it if they have the spark but. there have been some people that somehow. or another snuck through in some bizarre.

way that are still there yeah but even. that is a true Testament of if you just. [ __ ] right but what yeah but we can. talk about that later that's not. important to be negative but but yeah. you're right it's it's like if you I. always say to people that are funny at. all like if you do an open mic night and. you make me laugh I'm like you have the. hardest part down you're funny so true. now just keep going now just keep. working on it and the more time you. spend working on it in every realm. whether the more sets you do the more. recordings you listen to the more. writing you sit in front of your notepad.

yeah write sit down come up with ideas. mess them around mess around like go. over some of your old notes you should. have old notes you should have like a. orphan baby folder so like they're. they're orphan jokes of mine you know. the the the thing about uh writing they. always say kill your babies you know. like for editing like it's hard for. writers or hard for anybody creative. person they create something you don't. want to let it go I have like a whole. folder of Orphan babies and I go back to. that folder every now and then like. maybe I need to talk about that again. huh maybe I find a new way and so you.

always have like some fertile land to. till and that's only from writing if you. don't write into then you're just stuck. with what's in your mind right now and. what's in your mind right now is is. probably pretty good A lot of guys do. very well with what's in their mind. right now especially they do a lot of. sets but you're really better off if you. also spend some more time time working. on the ideas in Silence by yourself just. sit there sit there and you'll every now. and then you come up with some of my. best lines I've come up with that way. exactly it's out of nowhere and then the.

most magic dude I had that at the the. little boy on uh Tuesday doing bottom of. the barrel where I pull out the. subject and there's a like a shelf in my. mind that was there I put that topic. there seven eight years ago ah and then. remember it put it there and I never. even thought about it cuz it was so. stupid it wasn't even it comes out of. bottom of the barrel like a little gift. from the universe then I go to the Green. Room I write it out go straight to Fat.

Man. [Music]. Mur yeah that's the beautiful thing. about that place it's it really is a. true place where you could. develop I'm taking a couple weeks off. but I'll be back yeah hell yeah dude. it's crazy I need to just relax a little. you know the first time I saw you was in. Australia I know yeah talking about that. Comics Lounge Melbourne uh one of the. door guys Tim was a good friend of mine. and he writes me during the day hey Tony. Hinchcliffe and this was when uh cuz I.

told you this was when Tony this was. [ __ ] eight years ago he was already. good but he wasn't the heel that he is. now the guy right but he had that spark. cuz when he opened for you in the. theater I remember he opened with. Melbourne Australia lots of white people. what is this heaven. and Melbourne is a super liberal you. know the theater ah the release yeah. yeah yeah yeah there needs to be tension. for there to be released ah and um I.

remember my friend Tim writes me and he. goes oh Joe Rogan and they're coming too. and it was another guys it was like an. Australian guy show or something you. know that's his headlining show and he. was big in Australia but not like pack. out the club half papered older people. you know was like a like a regular crowd. I would say nothing Superstar rockar. [ __ ] right and all the open micers all. me everybody gets back into the room to. watch you cuz you're our first famous.

guy that we've seen drop into that club. and in our head you know how open m. we're all haters dude we're all like. let's see this american guy bomb you. know cuz we're all haters at that point. you know open micers dud oh yeah I was a. ha yeah what do you think dude I'm. getting two minutes at this club what. the [ __ ] am I you know so we're all like. oh how's. and you come they go from America and. this was you had the Jan experience it. was I think on you just went from uh. Ustream to YouTube it it was big in the. comedy community but in Australia pop.

culture not that big you know you were. the Fear Factor guy I would say most. just looking at the crowd what they. thought of you and you get a polite. nothing like it would be today you get a. polite Applause and you go out there and. it was your triggered set you did you. did so clever to you did the opener of. your hour and the closer. right because I saw you in the next day. in the theater yeah dude you were. murdering so hard when you had that Kim. Kardashian pit when you're climbing on a. stool you're kicking off the heels yeah.

sweat was Dripping cuz it was summer in. Australia sweat was dripping down I. remember and all of us like comics in. the back are like this this this is not. a crowd that for who Kim Kardashian is a. prevalent pop figure but your bit was so. so good that it transcend the reference. you know it's like me as a young kid. watching Dave Chappelle doing crack baby. I'm an Estonian white kid in a suburb. what do I know about the corner right. and the projects I've never seen a black.

person but he's literally never but he's. but his talent transcends the reference. right and I remember you uring so hard. and that's when I was like holy [ __ ]. like cuz we all thought you're just like. a famous guy who just does stand up on. the side and we were like no this guy is. a murderer and I remember that poor. headliner I mean rest in. peace and you were like slamming well.

thanks brother yeah that was right when. I was about to film triggered so that. [ __ ] was tight that [ __ ] was tight and. then I remember somebody comes back to. me they know I smoke weed they go Mr. Rogan needs. weed and in my head I'm like um didn't. we hang out on this little like balcony. area little fire tell you about this. balcony hey we got to go man I'm sorry I. got to wrap this up I got W let's wrap. it up with this okay so you're on the. balcony and uh I I get the weed and I.

tell my friend Tim see I'm cool I I'm. not going to talk and everybody tried to. talk to you there I'm just going to give. you a fist bump and the weed I I go I. have the weed Tim grabs the weed turns. around and just walks away and in my. head I'm like I wish I could have just. given you a fist bump you know but now. nine years later [ __ ] you Tim yeah [ __ ]. [ __ ] you Tim you hater you took his weed. yeah yeah um yeah that was fun that was. a it's cool it's always cool to go to a. different country and see the scene see.

and had a pretty and then you murdered. in the theater 7 a.m. I see you at the. UFC holy Holm Ronda Rousey amazing K. dude I go back to bed I wake up you're. already in La talking to a scientist. engaged I'm like this guy [ __ ] that. was like a crazy weekend you know yeah. it's a wildli um anyway again thank you. my brother thank you for being at the. club thanks for being an awesome guy. it's it's great having you around it's. great to see you flourish and if people.

get a chance to see you live don't miss. it Ari is a real killer 12 years in and. it's it's beautiful to see you there man. and thank you very much for being there. Friday and Saturday night you [ __ ]. murder it meant a lot to me it really. did thank you all you guys uh Ron and. Tony too like that meant so much to me. because it was like it was I was at home. it was like we're home no matter what. yeah brother the club's amazing thank. you tell everybody your um Instagrams. they could find you Mar comedy R M A TTI. comedy on Instagram easiest way you have. a. website no building one building one I.

have an old one ar.com but if you go to. the Instagram all my dates are there all. right beautiful thank you so much my. pleasure bye everybody bye. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].