Joe Rogan Experience #2182 - Michael Malice

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day okay I have to announce because uh. Netflix is making me announc this that I. have a Netflix special that's live. Saturday night from San Antonio oh so. it's gonna be live all over the world. I'm gon to see you tomorrow oh yay oh. yeah we're coming yeah yeah it's gonna. be a lot of fun I've seen your set it's. really funny it's uh it's tight now it's.

good it's like I'm very happy with it. how long has it been since you dropped. the special six years wait do it. seriously yeah I was ready to do one in. August of 2020 when um the [ __ ] went. down so when the [ __ ] went down with the. co stuff I Was preparing so that was. like March right I Was preparing to do. one in August and then I didn't do stand. up for like eight months and then uh we. started doing stand up out here again. and then I just started changing a lot.

lot of bits and moving stuff around and. I'm like I don't want to do one right. now and I sort of just really enjoyed. [ __ ] around and just doing comedy for. doing comedy you know and then doing it. at the club and when the club opened it. was just so much fun it was just it's. just such a [ __ ] joy to be there all. the time it's like I get I get anxious. to get back there like I can't wait I I. was there opening night yeah and I was. there with my protege Trey we're in the. green room and I'm very much like okay.

this is in your house like be respectful. this space you know cuz I'm not a comic. Tim Dylan's there who I'm Pals with Ron. White oh my God Ron White Tony you know. the the crew and then I hear the voice. and Rosanne walks. in right and I'm like oh [ __ ] [ __ ]. and I'm like all right keep it cool and. I I hear her say yeah when you get to be. my age you either have diarrhea or. you're constipated so when I was on uh.

Tucker Carlson my son's like Mom you've. never been more personable I go yeah. that's cuz I [ __ ]. myself and I'm sitting there I'm like. okay here's your opening and I go you. stole that line from the president and. she goes what no who said like her head. still like around and then I'm talking. to her she didn't know you of course she. didn't know me you know she's a boomer. right so I'm I'm I'm sitting there and. the thing is look you hang out with like. part of your act you hang out with Elon.

you hang out with like these major. figures who do I get I'm like the make a. wish kid who's got a cold and they're. like we can get you Dave Smith maybe Lex. Freedman right so I'm chatting with her. and she's going on about how V there's. the Book of Esther which is a Jewish. story from the Old Testament it's the. story of purum which I learned when I. was in Yeshiva and she's going on about. vashi is one of the characters is trans. and she's got a dick and they didn't. teach us this in school I assure you. she's like you didn't know vashi was. trans and I'm sitting there I'm trying. trying to keep up with her I don't know.

what the hell she's talking about um. she's off the rails but she's but the. whole time I'm like holy [ __ ] Rosanne is. yelling at me one of my favorite videos. from the store you can find it on my. Instagram Jamie of Roseanne dancing. she's smoking a cigarette and dancing. while the get it together [ __ ] sign is. illuminated in the background yeah it's. such a [ __ ] great video I've been. hanging out with her and it's like one. of the greatest things has ever happened. oh she's such a such a character yeah. cuz the thing is if I make her laugh. it's like the show but if I don't make.

her laugh and she yells at me well. Roseanne's yelling at me which is also a. win she believes some crazy stuff but. she's open to be like informed like if. you tell her that this is actually. what's going she she doesn't like dig. her heels in like she I try to explain. to her contrails yeah that they probably. do spray things in the air sure it. probably does happen but that's not what. you're seeing all the time what you're. seeing all the time is a hot jet engine. en counting encountering condensation it. literally creates clouds it's a physical.

effect you can recreate it over and over. and over again that doesn't mean that. people don't spray [ __ ] in the sky and. it doesn't mean that they haven't. experimented with things because they're. already talking to you about. experimenting with weather modification. like first of all they have some data. and one of the some data that they have. is actually from 911 because of the. contrails so the contrails when they. stopped being a thing because they shut. the entire air travel system down in the. United States for how long was it a. couple of days right oh yeah it was it.

was more than that don't you think yeah. it might have been a week how long did. it was a while so what happened was the. Earth's temperature actually increased. or the temperature in the United States. increased by a measurable amount right. so it's very small but it's measurable. and it's because there's no clouds so. those clouds that those planes create by. flying overhead all the time those. things are. consistently blocking out the Sun to the. point where it actually changes the. temperature.

of the earth so one of the things they. found out about um boat travel you know. shipping containers these gigantic ships. when NATO imposed so two days yeah so. when they imposed new and I don't know. who it was NATO whoever it was imposed. new environmental restrictions on these. giant cargo ships once they did that. they found that the surface temperature. of the ocean actually increased because. they weren't blowing pollution over the. ocean so much so that it creates like a. foggy Haze that actually measurably.

blocks the amount of sunlight that goes. through it so ironically like in trying. to cool the ocean. by decreasing our carbon footprint they. actually increase the surface. temperature of the ocean well that also. gets in the whole thing about how it's. not necessarily a bad thing if. temperature increases because there's. more life at the equator than at the. poles uh and it's not necessarily bad if. you're going to get things slightly. warmer and maybe it's the speed that's. the issue but they never even take that. into consideration as long as there's. any change it can only be for the worse.

well it's also a business this is where. we have to be really careful with this. stuff because I'm very environmentally. conscious I love Wilderness and Earth. and the ocean I love all these things. there's a bunch of things that we should. address as human beings the biggest one. unfortunately is that we've decimated. all fish life in the ocean somewhere in. the neighborhood of 94% is that what it. is what's the number of 94 I think I. think it's 94% of all big fish are. missing from the ocean what even. differences between the numbers of a 100.

years ago versus today it's down. 94% wait hold on what do you mean by big. fish do you mean like whale sharks or do. you tuna no no no like tuna fish that we. eat okay yeah you know all all the sword. fish all these different fish that we. commercially capture you know those. things are decimated just decimated it's. a a [ __ ] disaster and and it's not a. lot of these 90% wow 90% of larger fish. in the ocean are gone we take through.

overfishing unsustainable overfishing so. the real fear is that if we keep going. like this for another hundred years. there's nothing left and it's very. difficult to impose these restrictions. on these boats that are in the middle of. the ocean that are from other countries. well the other issue is by catch where. like you're you're killing a lot of. things that you didn't really want to. have captur and also you have if you. have um you remove the Predators then. the prey exploding population like with. deer and then they're everyone's front. law.

that a whole Cascade effect there um I I. that 90% number seems cuz how would they. have had that data 100 years ago though. well fish markets right so if you talk. to anybody who's a sushi chef that's. ever been to the famous fish markets in. Tokyo they're so amazing that I was only. in Tokyo for two days it was I just. flown in we did the weigh-ins I was out. of it I was like God I should get up at. 5: in the morning go to the fish market. and I didn't do it I'm [ __ ] kicking. myself it's supposed to be incredible I. I was just there like I came here I came. here to yell at you oh no not even. kidding no no no like you know the guy.

who goes to Japan once and is like you. got to go to Japan that's me I've been. to Japan unfortunately I was very there. very briefly it just for the fight yeah. it was beautiful though I loved it I. loved the audience the audience at the. fights were so respectful and they were. so knowledgeable like if someone passed. guard everyone would clap I was like wow. this is wild I I was really um angry at. all the misconceptions that I was taught. about Japan and Japanese people like I.

thought that everyone would be like a. robot they were great sense of humor. very friendly and the thing that they. have there that we don't have here is. like everyone really takes pride in what. they do and like you see it like just. regular stores and things like that. restaurants like they they love their. country do you know who sakuraba is. isn't he a fighter yes legendary fighter. who used to smoke cigarettes and drink. constantly and he beat everybody he was. like one of the greatest of all time. he's an incredible incredible fighter. mostly fought people way bigger than him.

way bigger than him he fought a lot of. absolute killers and he is like one of. the funniest guys like in all of Combat. Sports he's always like got this great. sense of humor he's always joking around. with people there's all these videos of. him joking around with Fighters he's a. sweetheart of a guy and he's Japanese. yeah I went to numazu which is this. little Port Town um and it looked like. something out of Lovecraft because it's. clearly like declining so you go down. the Main Street all the way to the ocean.

and everything's or the sea rather. everything is closed all boarded up. because that's the world's only Deep Sea. Aquarium and I'm into that very much and. I'm like all right we got to go to nasu. when we're there how do they do it how's. a Deep Sea Aquarium work how deep does. water get the well the thing is the fish. are I guess they're caught with by catch. cuz the issues the pressure right you. bring them up their eyes explode their. stomachs explode I don't know how they. had the things that they had in those. tanks like the tanks are not pressurized. it's not possible but they had a lot of. insanely cool [ __ ] there so the fish. adapt do you think I I I maybe these are.

fish that but no some of the bat fish. are like don't vertically some fish. vertically migrate right have you ever. been to the one that's in the the. manderlay bay which in Vegas no I don't. think I have [ __ ] incredible but it's. not like this this is the only one this. is the only one on earth there's the the. one in Mandalay Bay is sharks holy [ __ ]. look at that thing that's cican yeah. that's the one that they thought was. extinct right uh for what 65 million. years so it's just an amazing amazing. place and the thing is right around the. corner how cool is that it was so cool. what a cool fish that is that is an old.

ass fish yeah that that fish is from. like the beginning of Life and they've. got LED fins there's only there's only. two fish that still have lobed fins what. does that mean you can see how there's. like an AR like the fin like like a it. has bones to stick out yeah the the fin. doesn't attach directly to the body. there's like a lobe so them and lung. fish are the only ones who have that. anymore cican I think it has bones in. there because like you know there's a. lot of these animals one of the weirdest. ones is like there was an animal that. became a whale and it was a animal you.

know about that one of course it was. like a like a hippo kind of thing yeah. weird [ __ ] looking thing and that. thing became a whale and it was a. carnivore yeah well whales a Carnivor I. know which is nuts right but they kind. of are they they're sweet about it they. only eat the little [ __ ] not the. what do they eat giant squid do they oh. that's right and they shoot sonic waves. and like boil the water what yeah sperm. whales sonic waves and they boil the. water really like a sperm whale can kill. you by just vibrating that like like. there was a diver who was with him and. he they can [ __ ] you up really bad wow.

no [ __ ] oh yeah cuz they're what they're. like what 80 ft and their entire like. bulbous nose is to have this to yeah. there you go whoa acoustic prey. debilitation hypothesis or the big Bank. Theory the theory states that sperm. whales can produce ultrasonic noises. that are too high in frequency for. humans to hear and that these sounds can. create shock waves that could injure. prey however some Studies have not found. evidence to support this Theory there. was a DI more so we can there was a.

diver who had it happen like this was. part of blue planet or one of those BBC. shows well I mean it kind of makes sense. yeah I mean especially when you look at. the size of their mouth and this the. noises they make sperm whales can reach. up to. 200 how cool is that I have a sperm. wheale tooth for my shaving brush and. how Wild is that that that [ __ ] thing. breathes air and that thing used to be. on land and it's like n I'm going to go. hang out here and change everything. there is that about the fish went to the.

land then you evolve to go back to the. sea but you're not as good as you were. before because you don't have gills then. you become a penguin it's a whole you. can't do either it's a whole thing no. but it's it's um so the thing I want to. talk about. numazu there was this little sushi place. and I spent 15 minutes looking up this. place because I want to give the guy a. shout out called iri i r i i CI it's in. Japanese and Google Maps and it's just a. dude and two tables and he's been there. for 30 years and he goes to the fish. market he marinades the fish it was one. of the best experiences of my life but.

they were having so much fun the. waitress you know this it's like him and. the waitress and she goes EV and she's. got her like broken English she goes. every morning he goes to Fish Market. serious face serious face and picks out. the fish and he was delighted to be like. try my food like he puts joy into his. work yeah you saw jro dreams of su well. I put in my phone I like you better than. jro and he lost. it well jiro's probably like the guy now.

where all the other like sort of. incognito sushi places that are. legendary they're like hey what the [ __ ]. I don't I think jro the thing jro seems. like it wouldn't be fun it feels like. you're taking a test cuz he's so serious. he's so serious I know what you're. saying so this guy was more fun yeah and. I the thing I I found is a lot of these. high-end places you know this better. than I do they're not all stuffy a lot. of times they're they know how to have a. good time oh yeah do you know wagu Mafia. where's that no okay wagy Mafia is a.

Tokyo establishment and they did a Popin. in Austin at um at pasta bar so Pasta. Bar do you know Philip Franklin Lee he's. the guy that owns Sushi he he started. here with um sushi bar and then it. became he branched out into his own. thing which is Sushi by scratch and he. also does this other thing in town. called pasta bar and at Pasta Bar they. brought in this Waggy mafia guy and they. like put on a [ __ ] show like this is.

smiling right yeah everyone's having a. good time oh my God it was so fun it was. so silly yeah everything was silly they. feed you sometimes and it's like it's. like they blow Gold Dust over the air. it's not stuffy at all so he's like the. complete opposite of zero Dreams of. Sushi but insane experience but jro is. not what Japan I thought Japan was going. to be like jro and it wasn't and I. really making. swords like if I don't like the food he. just stabs himself in the stomach no but. like dude's like [ __ ] hammering out. swords that's what I think about you. know I think think about like the.

craftsmanship and the seriousness and. but there so like the economics of the. place I don't understand cuz they have. these big um like build like Office. Buildings like like like in Herald. Square in New York and there'll be like. 13 floors and each floor has like six. rooms and you take an elevator and it's. a guy no windows two tables and a bar. and I grew up on like role playing games. it's like the guy in the armor shop like. he's always there like I don't know what. his life is but he takes pride in his. cocktails there's just room for five. people I don't know how he stays in. business but there's hundreds of them.

it's and it's. so everyone's the thing that angered me. as a former New Yorker you're out at. night everyone's out in the streets. everyone's plastered everyone's having. fun and it's perfectly safe so when you. look at New York and San Fran and La. this is this is completely on purpose. like it does not have to be this way it. was such a great time is it on purpose. or is it neglect that no one steps in to. correct if you're arresting someone 30.

times and putting him back on the street. like that's on purpose right but that's. the officer that's doing that and the. police department and the prosecutor and. the district attorney but then there's. the politicians that are like in control. of these these areas and then there's a. tone that these areas have that's being. controlled by the district attorney yes. by how they prosecute things and all. this is all all very very political so. that part of the part that's the part. that may looks like it looks like you.

guys want it to be like that because. you're not course correcting at all at. all but I feel like at this stage it's. gotten it's so pervasive like the places. where this crime and violence are so bad. and they've been that way for so [ __ ]. long like it would take a Monumental. effort that we just aren't capable of. doing like we don't have $175 billion to. fix all oh wait a minute we just gave. all that money to Ukraine yeah oh wait. we could have fixed it yes very easily.

that's the dumbest part of the argument. you know we don't have the resources for. it but we have all these resources for. all these other things like what and. it's it's a small per of people causing. all the problems like a Paro effect was. like 20% of people cause 80% of the. problems it's not a big it's not like. everyone New York's a criminal no no. it's it's a lot of career criminals in. New York a lot of people that do the. break-ins in the cars and stuff like. that they get arrested all the time well. was like Jordan Neely who like tried to. kidnap a girl he punched old lady in the. face for no reason broke her arbital. socket the one who was killed on the. subway by that Good Samaritan it's like.

you punch an old lady in the face and. break her orbital socket for no reason. once that's a rrap yeah that guy he was. prosecuted or he's been charged has he. gone through the whole trial I don't. think he has at all he should be mayor. this is the guy that choked the guy to. death looks like he got him in a rear. naked choke and did let go what was the. guy the cause of death the guy have a. heart attack that's a good question. because a lot of times your naked it's. hard to kill somebody you got to really. hold on for a long time you got to hold. on for quite a while yeah and but you.

can have a heart attack if someone's. choking you and you'll feel it the guy. will get loose you know it's he's out. you remember the Eric Gardner case of. course that one made me sick the only. person who went to jail was the. photographer oh that's so crazy why'd. you go to jail I don't I don't remember. what they got him for but the cop the. cops didn't had barely any consequences. the guy died for no reason no n the guy. was just selling loose cigarettes right. I knew a dude who knew him it's it's and. it's horrific it's horrific and it's. also it's like they try to pretend that. wasn't a choke like come on man you know.

how to choke people but even if it why. you choked them he's selling cigarettes. Cal down cigarettes it's nothing and. it's like what is it it's interfering. with the business next to it where he. buys the. cigarettes what are you going to do. right you know is it in there isn't. there worse problems in this [ __ ]. world than some guy who's an. entrepreneur you don't have to buy the. cigarettes from that guy right you don't. have he wasn't in the store he's just. selling loose cigarettes like if. somebody doesn't have enough money for a. pack of cigarettes but they have enough. money for two cigarettes this guy will. sell them two cigarettes and I also. think it's insane to make cigarettes.

more expensive on purpose for to screw. with poor people they do that's the. point wait a minute the syn taxes yes oh. oh I see they want to make it really. hard to buy yeah they want well it's. just they just know that people are. hooked and they can just steal money. from you that's really what it is they. know you're hooked on cigarettes no no. no it's these good it's not the tobacco. companies that are sing the sell prices. it's the governments they want it as. expensive as possible because the idea. like Bloomberg says is so it's harder. for people to to keep to committed to.

this habit oh that's interesting I I. think it's that's a nice excuse for we. know they are going to keep buying. cigarettes way to generate all this is. the guy who banned big. gulps do you think think he banned big. gulps because of insurance companies no. I think he been good big guls because. he's a goody two shoes and thinks he. knows best for everybody but when I hear. things like that I'm always like okay. what's the financial incentive behind. that because insurance companies could. be like you know what people are dying. all the time and one of the big causes.

is obesity and one of the big problems. with obesity is people drink like big. guls like this is why you get OB like. this is why they made seat belt laws. they didn't make seat belt laws to make. us safe they make seat belt laws because. of insurance companies Oh I thought you. meant they going to say they made seat. belt laws because fatties can't fit into. them so to wipe out the fatties I'm like. all right I can there's a Eugenics thing. going on here I can see it no it's uh I. mean they're trying to outlaw big gulps. I feel like first of all [ __ ] you right. if I Big Gulp I know it's bad for me you.

know if you outlaw big gulps but you. don't Outlaw that Dunkin Donuts blizzard. thing you know that one oh God what's it. like calories it's no no no it's. probably like thousands but it's. 186 gram of sugar is that what it is. what is the it's so crazy you there's a. dude did a YouTube video and he shows. the actual sugar it's in the drink next. to the drink it's [ __ ] half sugar. it's like three big backs and you think. cuz you're drinking it it can't be that. bad that's the thing big Macs are way. better for you Big Macs are [ __ ] like.

grass-fed meat um oh my the thing that's. insane is 14 Donuts I've. had how's that even like it's so crazy. they just filled it up with sugar Jamie. see if you can find the video th. calories it's only a. thousand that that that's that's not the. blizzard though is it the Blizzard's the. big bad big bad boy um see if you can. find the video of the guy showing the. sugar content in the blizzard there's a. video dude does it online I think it's.

the one yeah that's it right there look. all that [ __ ] sugar 181 g of sugar. nearly 3/4 of a 2 L bottle of coke let's. measure that look at all this sugar [ __ ]. look just imagine eating all that sugar. in one session holy [ __ ] that's bad for. you holy it's just bulking and dude if. you don't eat that way all the time like. I had a. milkshake like a big ass chocolate. milkshake I don't really do that most of.

the time and it was like I hit with a. tranquilizer dart I was like oh my god. well for me I have a big Sweet Tooth but. if I if I sometimes I might go on a. binge and just eat bags of gummy candy I. am wired wired for how long though a. while it's it's a while but you don't. crash afterwards no I go to bed I do. this for if I'm binging I'm it's right. for a bed yeah I don't Bing the day I've. heard people say that like eating a high. carb meal before bed I've heard people. talk about doing that they eat a high. carb meal so that their insulin spikes.

and then they just [ __ ] crash. afterwards I I don't sleep issue so I I. I feel bad people who do it's a rough. thing to have man I had honey smacks. cereal and the first ingredient is sugar. and I'm I'm thinking myself like how are. these being held together cuz they don't. look like sugar cubes looks like grain. sugar how is that even physically. possible they used to be called Sugar. Smacks when they had to change sugar. bear was the name they're so good and. then sugar Golden Crisp honey whatever. they well we used eat Frosted Flakes and. then we would put sugar on the Frosted.

Flakes. uh uh I eat lucky charm still they're. really good it's [ __ ] good man it's. good it should be legal and you mix it. with your protein drink so that way you. get your protein first of all we people. need access to real food primarily but. every now and then a [ __ ] Blizzard. from Dunkin Donuts should be on the menu. if you want to you should be able to. it's ridiculous but like if you want to. have a you know what I love tiasu that's. my favorite dessert [ __ ] love it and.

if I'm stuffed it's the end of the meal. and they and you know it's at an Italian. place and you open up the oh [ __ ] TI. Su but it's also kind of crazy cuz like. TI Su I love keyme pie I love key lime. pie I could have like three bags of. candy like it looks like cuz it's cake. you think oh it's not that bad for you. it's like sugar it's just it's insane T. so much sugar but it's so good yeah it. is oh my God it's so good those lady. fingers that are dipped in espresso what. about in those all those steak houses. where their chocolate cakes like 1,00 a.

slice and I'm like how are you doing. this mathematically American steakhouses. like they are trying to kill you they're. trying to get you where's the tin foil. hat they're trying to stuff you as much. as possible like if you and I mean it in. the best possible way but if you go to. like uh in town like say if you go to. Eddie V's yeah you go to Eddie V's and. you get the Lobster mashed potatoes and. the real you can't stop eating you. cannot stop eating they have the um. counts at advs do they which is useful.

well my if I don't have glasses on I. can't read that [ __ ] they make it a. little tiny little tiny numbers next to. the food the [ __ ] out of here but if if. you know if you go to another country. they don't eat like us like we eat like. slob yeah you know we have giant ass. pizzas that's why you should go to Japan. oh very very very much more disciplined. than us don't see fat people as much I. had whale eight ways oh wow you at whale. waa that's weird apparently whale is. like a poor people food there wow but.

they're are homies why are you eating. our homies well you're in Japan you know. got to do as the Japanese do I wonder. how smart they really are people always. say that whales are super. smart but you know it's just because. they can communicate and we it's a we. have a weird definition of intelligence. right because we really favor things. that can control their environment and. change their environment like build. houses and structur not necessarily ants. do that we don't think ants are smart. yeah but we do we do think they're smart. no we don't think they're smen in a. weird way well they're skilled it's not.

just they're skilled they know how to. make these chambers that ferment leaves. and they have a a like the leaf cutter. ants do yes I was watching about them. last night that's PR creepy you brought. that up [ __ ] incredible cuz I there's. a video about how did this evolve cuz. this the fungus that's in the leaf. Cotter ant colony is not the same. species any longer as the fungus that's. outside right so intelligence is not the. right word you're right the the right. word is capable of incredible order and. they have a pattern in their mind they. follow much like bees like you don't.

have to teach bees how to make beehives. they make beehives everywhere all over. the [ __ ] place so it's some it's so. they're making a structure what is it. there's some animal is it the puffer. fish where they gave them like Ridin or. they gave them like um Lexapro something. and the patterns all changed oh wow like. they gave him some SSR something. whatever it was they changed how they. like spiderwebs maybe it was and they. changed how they oh yes they definitely. did that with spiderwebs I saw them. there's a bunch of different things they. did with spider Wes and one of them they.

gave it LSD okay they gave the spider. LSD the spider's like I got eight legs. and eight eyes he remembers when he was. like a shitty shopkeeper oh yeah there. it is thank you yeah yeah there it is so. normal marijuana marijuana sucks look. it's terrible uh Benz that an upper Ben. um I don't know. what benzo dipine right benzo dipine is. Xanax with it's a Benzedrine Jamie look.

at caffeine caffeine caffeine's all over. the place chlorohydrate who's getting. high on chlorohydrate chlorohydrate I. have no. idea what's chlorohydrate. Jamie what's Ben how weird that they. pick chloro hydrate you know why. wouldn't you uh pick alcohol well you'd. probably kill it right maybe. right sedative treat short-term. treatment of insomnia there you go so is. benzin in Upper it must be benzos that's. the thing from the 70s they were well I. think that's benzo dipine though I think.

benzo it's an aiment okay. yeah Benz dream okay yeah I don't think. that's benzo's though is that a what is. a benzo a benzo's an upper is it I. thought it was. Xanax cuz. benzo yeah there's extra the dases oh. the benzos Are depressants that's. interesting that's the that's thex. produc so that's benzos when people say. the term benzos. okay what's a black beauty cuz that's.

what they all used to take in the speed. that speed I think so a lot of guys took. speed and played pool it was a big thing. the guys would play on amphetamines I. know one time the Goos took a bunch of. Downers and they had to perform sitting. down on. chairs our lips are sealed. yeah uh black uppers yeah. dextroamphetamine yeah okay these guys. who would play pool on it they said that. makes some can see angles better well. cuz like speed it's like riddling I've.

never done riddling either no but or. like Aderall excuse me I've never done. adol neither have I but you know people. scar it you're crazy focused I am scared. of that why are you scared of focus well. the same reason why I don't do I've. never done cocaine we've never done. cocaine no haven't been to Japan haven't. been done cocaine first of all sir. cocaine is illegal son of a [ __ ] second. of all. uh I think I'd like it no you wouldn't. yeah I'm sure I'd like it no you. wouldn't not to the extent that people. ruin their lives it's the I would ruin.

stupidest drug yeah I'm not I'm not. really interested in ruining my life but. I would recognize that this is probably. a lot of fun it's not but how come so. many people say it is I don't know it's. not fun at all for you it's not it's it. would not be fun for you I promise you. have you ever heard the Buck Cherry song. Cocaine all lit up you know that song. that song makes me want to do. Coke the idea of coke is a lot let's. play the song I was way okay. I [ __ ] love Buck.

Cherry there was a a friend of mine told. me a story he was in alcohol annonymous. meeting and uh the dude from Buck Cherry. was there yeah and uh this model went on. stage and she was telling her sober. stories and she was saying I was just. doing coke and just [ __ ] all these. rock stars and he goes. yeah in the middle of an meeting now. again this is second hand I don't know. if this is true but I love these guys.

come on son that makes me want to do. blow I I I interviewed Belinda Carla. from the Goos because she was a cokehead. and I said explain this to me because if. it's a rock star who's a dude he's. having coke ories with all these chicks. you're a girl you're not having them run. train on you like literally what would. you do and she said I would go in my. hotel room take the phone off the hook. close the blinds and Pace like an animal. and I go oh that sounds like a lot of. fun she goes oh yeah it was a blast so.

when I tell you you're not going to like. it it's like giving yourself a panic. attack yeah but some people love it I I. I I know you well enough to tell you. you're not going to like it good thank. you it's not I wasn't going to try it. anyway but not even on a bucket list. thing nope for the same reason why I. won't try Aderall Aderall different all. you would like that's the problem cuz. there's upsides oh okay yeah the. productiv a lot of upsides yeah and. you're like oh [ __ ] anything ader all.

helps you like understand I've never. done it helps you understand your brain. better cuz you're like you see yourself. like oh this is how my brain's working. and whatever Coke is just like you're. just waiting to do more coke and i' I've. not it's just I don't get it expand on. that like so Aderall helps you know how. your brain's working you know how like. when you're any kind of altered. Consciousness you realize that your. brain has a character of its own and. like most people aren't introspective. and just take their thoughts for granted. but people who like work with. psychedelics things like that realize.

okay there's ways I can have different. perceptions different focuses different. different senses of self and relation to. the world things like that Aderall for. my understanding it's like it's like. that movie Limitless was based on. Aderall right I thought that was based. on um that other [ __ ]. um new VI yeah provil and new Vig maybe. I'm wrong I don't know either point. being when you when you take it you. supposedly are super focused but you. realize okay I can fine-tune like the.

speed of my thinking so that's. fascinating that your brain has like. like a bike has different speeds if I'm. using that metaphor correct there's know. way too many people that enjoy it on a. regular basis yeah and it's I had a. friend who got hooked on it and she was. like this is bad it just seems to keep. them going all day high. Achievers doesn't do that a lot of. journalists and a lot of college kids. now a lot of college kids yeah they used. to be co- kids when we were kids now. they're an ederal I've asked friends. who've done it and gone on stage they. said never again anybody's ever like.

gone on stage on Aderall they like no. what really why yeah like not having fun. too tense yeah just not not like silly. not like you're loose you're you're. wired you're clenching your jaw yeah. that's what I'm saying you would like. Coke yeah I'm surprised you don't want. to just try everything. once was that noise I'm. busy I got Netflix you can't try. everything once cuz you'd be trying too. many things and then you'd have to. recover have responsibilities but I.

do I do think that having all these. things illegal or having most of them. illegal is a [ __ ] travesty I agree. with you as an anarchist but then what. happened in Portland or whatever Seattle. it was was a real problem yeah but that. also coincided with terrible leadership. where the mayor was saying when they. took over a giant swath of the city that. it was the summer of love remember that. crazy [ __ ] those people were [ __ ].

that whole [ __ ] philosophy up there. is so stupid it's a suicide cult it's. they legitimately are going to destroy. their society and they're all like Yay. diversity they they'll be waving their. [ __ ] Pride flags as the the city. sinks into the ocean they're out of. their [ __ ] minds so you can't look at. that place and say this is what happens. you make drugs legal no that's what. happens you make drugs legal in a place. run by Maniacs a place run by people who.

think it's fine to have tents everywhere. and give people money to shoot up and. give them clean needles and give them. money every month to stay homeless I I. hear you but my point is you and I both. know a lot of people who are like way. deep into psychedelics right and if. psychedelics become fully legal and. corporations take over there's going to. be downsides I think if the corporations. do the psychedelics they'll probably. have a different approach to how they. interact with Humanity if the CEOs and. all these people realize like you are. going to die and if you are wasting all.

your time trying to squeeze as much. money as humanly possible out of every. person that interacts with your your. company you're you're not living a. harmonious life and it doesn't mean that. you can't make a lot of money and sell. things but you can make a lot of money. and sell things with a a psychedelic. capitalist perspective or you're not. trying to do evil you're just trying to. be fair about it I I I agree with. everything you said very utopian though. it's not but I'm saying there's plenty. of people who if they start getting on. these drugs and being introspective. they're not going to like what they see.

and there's going to be a lot of things. that come up and it's not going to be an. easy transition toward a better person. for us some of them much harder to get a. good. burger those dude's G to quit those. jobs I'm talking about like these. corporate people I understand and also. like you but even the corporate people. like look what they did with Housewives. and all the and all the speed that they. were on oh yeah but that's the. housewives fault they liked it too much. yeah but they were told this is a diet. pill well they better that or labotomy. like we only have a few options back.

then I think I don't think those were. the Mother's Little Helper remember from. rolling stone song I mean they stopped. doing lobotomies in ' 67 so they were. they were doing lobotomies for like 50. [ __ ] years scrambling people they did. it to Rosemary Kennedy didn't they do it. because she was promiscuous well and. also she was kind of a slow oh and the. thing with the labotomy did you know. about this you have to do on the. person's conscious yeah so she she had. to count backwards and then she stopped. being able to talk and then they. pretended she's on sabatical 50 years. and then they did the Special Olympics. to kind of cuz they felt bad oh my God.

evil evil family well it's an evil. practice that that thing that they would. do for people when they had troubles I I. love the idea the it's just so insane. that like there's no Precision really. you're stabbing them in the scrambling. brain and hoping you hit the right spot. that's not a thing I think they're going. to look at that the same way they look. at the way they look at that now they're. going to look at sex chains for kids in. the future yes oh yes they're going to. look at all this m by. also there's a clearly like a mind virus.

and it is like a mind virus I mean that. term mind virus that sounds like you. shouldn't say that because a virus. doesn't exist in the mind it's a. different kind of thing than an actual. biological virus but it has the same. function it really does ideas go viral. yeah they do that's the thing the idea. is going viral and the thing is when you. and I were kids as dinosaurs every girl. or 90% of them had an eating disorder. cuz she was uncomfortable our bodies. changing unwanted male attention having.

that sense of control it was very common. a lot of people it didn't grow out of it. but most of them did right now if you're. uncomfortable with your body you're. going to be shifted down in this. direction in many Cas many such cases. and it's really dis uh Carol marwitz. who's a journalist she was neighbor of. mine in Brooklyn she said a majority of. kids in her daughter's class were. identifying as some variant of queer so. she's like I'm out of here I'm going to. Florida so strange strange is in the. word it's it's it's it's uh and the.

thing is with but it is also strange. with eating disorders you can get over. it right right this is g to cause. permanent damage did you see what this. this evil demon um from the LA Times. there was a woman girl named Khloe Cole. who was a d transitioner I've heard of. her and they had this whole hit piece on. her oh no and how oh she's become. beloved by the right it's like this is. someone telling their real per and she's. not unique telling her story about like. I wasn't old enough to make these. decisions and I'm [ __ ] for life I'm. never going to have sexual uh uh. pleasure and my body's changed and I.

regret this enormously and I thought I. wanted this and I was wrong and it's. like oh it's just a hatch piece I think. I I forgot the girl's name it's horrible. could you imagine it was instead the. right that was promoting this how the. left would react right used to it was a. um conversion therapy this is their. version right praying the gay away me. yeah but but not as extreme in the sense. that you're not doing surgery on people. especially on children and giving them. hor block but imagine if that was the. rights P if the rights perspective was.

akin to Iran's perspective so in Iran. you have a very high number of. transexuals because it's illegal to be. gay right they imagine if that was going. on with the right here they're saying no. you can't be gay but you can be trans. and you can become a woman and so. they're encouraging it and then. profiting off of it and then shaming. anyone that de transitions like that. person imagine if that was all being. done by the right yeah people would. think it's so [ __ ] evil the thing.

that's also crazy is what everyone who. questions their gender is trans no one. just has issues with their gender we. ever not only that there's a lot of data. that shows that if you let them just. leave them alone and let them go through. puberty and become an adult they usually. become gay yeah and then a lot of gay. people are like hey this is homophobic. this idea is homophobic like this idea. that these people are actually in the. wrong body like no they're gay and I. also talk about this a lot there's this. complete. insane insane pretense that taking.

hormones even the hormones of your own. gender has no downside so if a male. takes testosterone he's not going to. have any bad side effects if a female. takes estrogen there's no bad side. effects when women are pregnant and. their hormones are a mess it's all up. upside but they pretend that like oh we. just give this person hormones it's only. going to be a good thing it's like not. huge cost but not yeah but the blockers. the blockers are the crazy thing because. are literally chemical castration drugs.

that they would use for pedophiles it's. the same drugs but also Joe the lie that. you can just start puberty later it's a. lie absolutely a lie you will be altered. forever you will never develop as I am. proof if your growth is stunted as a kid. you don't get to grow your full height. later it's there's a window same thing. with learning language these kids who. are feral and Raised by Wolves they. don't later become Scholars they lose. the capacity to speak correctly so the. raising lies of well you could just. start puberty later if that's what you.

feel at imagine this coming from the. right imagine so this is why people are. so weird because and why is this. politicized it's crazy it is crazy why. is it if there's kids who have mental. illness of some kind let's get them help. right and everyone's different right. everyone's different and the solution. isn't necessarily give a girl a. masectomy when she's 14 that seems. insane do you know there's. there's a new one called uh uh.

neuter what and they remove make you. look like a Barbie or. Kendall oh God and Joe you know why I. made that why I winced because you know. it's here in Austin the clinic is here. oh my God this is what happens when. you're friends with Deborah so you learn. about these things wait a minute really. it's called Neuer yeah how many people. have they done this to I don't know I. don't know it's here in Austin the guy's. very proud of himself oh my my god oh. yeah God that's so weird no it's very.

normal yeah Jesus Christ yep so this is. like when you go to visit the Coliseum. and you're like what happen to these. people this this is us this is us it's. just we're very fortunate to be in the. middle of it and watching it all play. out there's that Meme of. Jesus M no he goes flood it again oh. that's funny I I saw sending the. asteroid I saw it the other day I guess.

there's a bunch of those uh like what. the [ __ ] man it's it when you're deal. the thing is the gaslighting is what. bothers me well it all bothers me it all. bothers me the fragility of the human. mind you know that we're so everybody. forever was like Cala Harris is the. worst vice president she's the least. popular vice president of all time and. then in a moment a moment in time all of. a sudden she's our solution she's our.

hero everybody's with her all the social. media post about her try Googling a. negative story on her you won't find one. so T okay you've got me started officer. Harris. so uh they've been doing this live for a. years so in 2019 our pal Tulsi. absolutely nuked her in that second. debate and if you looked at charts at. the time the she's kind of Officer.

Harris is like doing okay first debate. she comes out Joe Biden you're a racist. the Democrats were looking for. alternative to Bernie Sanders that. wasn't Biden she starts going up in the. polls right second debate comes out. telsey being a good Hawai knows how to. roast the pig just completely slams her. not only that she has no counter punch. she goes on Anderson Cooper and she's. like well I'm a top tier candidate so of. course people are going to take shots at. me that's her answer she immediately. starts going down in the polls it's that. day you can see see on the chart I have. in my Twitter all the Articles at the.

time that did an autopsy on KLA Harris's. failed campaign didn't mention Tulsa. once yeah it was BBC LA Times Reuters. New Yorker a guy from The Washington. Post just did a piece looking back on. her campaign didn't mention Telsa either. they they completely pretend it didn't. happen well it just shows you that what. they're looking for is not what they say. they're looking for yes because she is a. strong woman she is uh a person who. served overseas twice she in a medical.

unit so she got to see people blown up. by the war she is uh she was a. congresswoman for eight years yeah she. is a person of color she's everything. you want all those things you want and. yeah you don't want her because she's. not for war yes well she's also just not. willing to play ball there's a game. that's being played and if you're like. hey you're not supposed to [ __ ] move. the ball like oh look at this [ __ ] over. here like get out of here you're gonna. [ __ ] up our game it's not real democracy. it's controlled parties did you see that.

piece by seamour hch that dropped over. the weekend about the coup yes so. explain to people what Seymour hir I. don't know if he's right but uh he seems. to be right a lot and he was right about. the nordstream pipeline right what yeah. what he so what I was saying and a lot. of other people were saying is the big. issue is how do you get Biden out of the. White House so here's Biden's case he's. like look I got I got Trump out of the. White House last time I'm only behind. two or three points in the polls commus.

polling worse than me in like eight out. of 10 polls uh I won these delegates why. the hell should I back down and he. that's a very solid case Jill for the. first time in her life people care about. her she matters as Hunter put it I have. it exactly here she's a selfish silly. entitled [ __ ] that was how Hunter. described her yeah yeah we have the. text uh and then all the public pressure. bid you got to drop out bid and got to. drop out bid and got to drop out Nancy. Pelosi a gangster I wouldn't want to. [ __ ] with her I wouldn't want to [ __ ].

with Mitch McConnell these people don't. mess around and everyone said or a lot. of people said they're going to have to. go to threats because why else would he. step down he's earned it that presidency. and he's earned the nomination but if. there was ever a time to invoke the 25th. Amendment wouldn't you think this is the. time sure but I don't think they hold on. hold on here's the thing let's talk. about this so sear H who's been around. DC since the 60s I believe he wrote The. Dark Side of Camelot if I'm not mistaken. um he had a thing on his substack that. goes Biden got the call and it was Obama.

Pelosi former speaker of the house uh. Chuck Schumer Majority Leader hakee. Jeff's current uh House minority leader. leader of the Democrats in the house and. they said we got KL on board to invoke. the 25th if you don't drop the. nomination you know that that's going to. happen the thing is you were say they're. not invoking the 25th he's still. President right but I'm saying if there. was a time that they were going to do. that this would be that time it it it it. was that time for 4 years ago right but. it's been that time but clearly now.

right more more than ever before it's. deteriorating no it's deteriorating I. don't think he's gotten that much worse. oh he's gotten a lot worse there's a. video that compares him from 2019 to. 2024 it's a market difference yeah but I. don't think there's a big difference. between 2022 in 2024 there's like a two. and a half hour compilation of the. campaign in 2020 where he forgets. Obama's name yeah that's true he he had. those gaffs back then but they're. constant now like he's barely hanging on. I don't he was fine the State of the. Union I think it's like Sund Downing you.

know like okay okay okay okay okay what. you think there's a body double that was. that guy walked very differently than. Biden saw that he a lot taller it's on. Scott Adams Twitter I saw that I'm like. am I Alex jonesing today no he's a lot. taller yeah no he's physically taller. and he walks way better like as someone. who like you watch Biden walk he had a. stiffness the like death was coming for. him and before everyone freaks out has. their moue tra and their heads go off I. think there should be more presidential. BL doubles because one president almost.

got murdered so if we have ways to keep. them safe let's use them okay that's a. good thing to say we cover our ass there. and now and now here's another thing to. say in the interest of National Security. like let's uh imagine a scenario where. Biden is deathly ill and KLA is not. really capable of taking over as. president right now and there is you. know like who's next speaker of the. house so Nancy Pelosi no who's it now. Mike Johnson Mike Johnson right so that.

would be him next so that's a dangerous. moment in terms of National Security. even though everyone knows that Biden's. you know really having problems and not. actually running the show you know I. could see why they would want to use. some body doubles for that of course you. know if the guy's in a hospital. somewhere but this guy let's let's look. at it CU this guy he don't walk like him. he's taller than him it looks like like. he gained like went back in time seven. or eight years this is the weekend of.

Bernie's like prequel well this is like. master gaslighting and propaganda is. what it is like they show you that. there's you know what was it in 200 I. forget what year it was where I believe. it was during the Obama Administration. look at the size of this guy this isn't. the clip I saw so much bigger look how. big he is he's so much bigger than Joe. he's so much bigger like he gained a. legitimate six inches look how tall he. looks look at J the she's wearing heels.

as well Jamie there's one on Scott Adams. Twitter this is from his Twitter oh but. let's watch it's it's the one he's. walking to the helicopter let's watch. this again yeah that's another one yeah. it's that's another one that's a similar. one too where you see let's see one more. time let's see him walk walk again so. like look how much bigger he is than. Jill holy [ __ ] he Towers over her he. didn't used to Tower over her I saw the. other one and also if you look look look. at her she's wearing high heels see oh. wow yeah you're right see her high heels. okay and he's towering over her that is. a much taller person they show a picture.

so maybe they hooked him up with some. [ __ ] secret sauce that's going to. keep him going and he'll be back maybe. they have ability to uh go back like. biologically take you back a decade or. two yeah giant giant difference hold on. is that because she could be behind him. so that no listen she also has eye heels. on man no no but on the left it could be. that she's stand no no no no no no no. that's a different. human look at the size difference of the. Torso them walking to the helicopter is. the one where looked really go back to. that please look at the size differences. in the torsos themselves from the top of.

his shoulders to where look how many. buttons yeah look at the the white of. the shirt yes just look at the size. difference look how much longer that. human is on the left now it may be Biden. listen they might have some wild [ __ ]. that brings you back from the dead like. medical science is getting like there's. some people out there working on some. wild stuff maybe they just [ __ ] joled. him up with some Wolverine juice. like Wolverine juice is going to make. you taller here's the thing um in the. same way in the 60s if you sat on the.

show and said liberace's gay people. would yell at you because you've never. seen him sucking a dick right people. right now will be like it's impossible. why would they do a body double. ridiculous think they would be I don't. think they would be anymore you don't. think so no don't think there's a lot of. people listening right now who think. you're crazy my parents well like. regular people know your parents don't. listen this show no they don't but if. they did they're Boomers they're full on. they're full on listen to you got to. keep Trump out of the White House this. but this what what you're seeing right. here it really looks like a different.

person now we we why are we saying that. because it actually does look like a. different person we're not making. something up okay I don't do that I. don't pretend I don't lie I'm not a type. of person that looks at something like. that and like I have a propaganda thing. I'm trying to push like when people say. this version of Joe Biden is the best. version ever intellectually I'm telling. you he's on point that's not real right. I don't do that. we were also told for years that these. are selectively edited clips and deep.

fakes that's why no no they call them. cheap fakes yeah cheap fakes EXC that's. what she was calling them cheap first of. all it's very expensive technology a lot. of money to produce the cope with the. debate first I heard people say it was. the fault of the lighting I don't know. what kind of lighting unless it's some. kind of space laser after his bedtime. but what kind of lighting makes you say. we beat Medicare then people said the. mic was [ __ ] up well if your mic is. [ __ ] up why can't you breathe so it. amazing how all the um explanations. didn't explain what we all saw with our.

own well we can't Gaslight you know you. we got on I know everyone's doing this. because this is how everyone's done this. I don't think you can do it this way. anymore I think this political. gaslighting they do is genuinely bad for. them not just bad for everyone and bad. for the entire civilization but. genuinely bad for them you can't do that. anymore you because can't just say it. everyone knows it's not true not. everyone God so many people do and so.

many people your age and my age know all. right I think everyone who like right. now everyone who's 40 and under is. [ __ ] super skeptical of almost God. damn a lot of people do a lot but not. everyone you're right you're right. you're right I'm exaggerating but. there's many more than during like my. parents age theirs infinitely more you. knew yeah social media Elon Elon yes. that's a big big part I always make this. point you don't need a majority you only. need an alternative as long as there's.

one like that little kid who said that. Emperor has no clothes yeah as long as. there's one Outlet where you could be. like this seems a little weird then all. of a sudden the truth can come out or at. least the in good questions the dude has. literally saved Free Speech yes and that. sounds so stupid to some people that are. against it like oh my God you think that. Nazis and hate. speech listen it's not good that people. want to type racist things it's not good. it's not good that people Target.

specific human being it's not good it's. also not good if you don't know those. people exist and if people can't counter. those people in those comments and if. people can't highlight how egregious. some of the things they're saying are. how awful some of the things they're. saying are and also get real information. about like what's really going on in. Venezuela what's really going on in El. Salvador what's everywhere and I'm also. sitting here as a Jewish person went to. Jew school to tell you that the idea. that you can't criticize George [ __ ]. Soros who's a billionaire because it's.

anti-semitic well that's the old M. tactic right what do the the Mad there. was a guy who was a mad agent who talked. about this like what they would do if. they found out there was a journalist. that was saying Israel is attacking this. you label him an anti-semite yeah but. the point is they don't do this just. anti-Semitism do this with racism. homophobia and we're seeing it right now. with officer Harris no what I'm saying. is Well for George S to be anti-semitic. you're anti-semitic if you're going. after office of Harris you're either. racist or sexist or ableist so they will. use yeah she's a. [ __ ] she's literally.

[ __ ] I. mean Ukraine is a country in Europe and. Russia is another country and a powerful. country and Russia invaded Ukraine and. that's wrong what's really important is. what can be unburdened by what has been. I think of her as America's wine mom. because [ __ ] seems like she's 3 Deep by. noon and she's got the three phases of. wine mom she's got happy drunk oh my God. this cereal is got a rabbit on it it's.

so great cackling cackling cackling then. there is um trying to drunk at work. where you're trying to make sense but. you don't space is around us all and. unites us all and inspires us all and. then there's I'm being stern so you. don't realize how plastered I am and I'm. making a point that little girl was me. now I'm going to go upstairs and don't. knock in the door cuz I'm going to pass. out so those those are her three ways. she talks and those are the wine mom. faces do you think they have her.

medicated cuz there was a guy that was. speculating that some of the things that. she says the way she's sort of. disconnected sometimes and she goes on. these rambles that it's indicative of. certain anti-anxiety medication I do not. know if this is true see if you can find. that cuz really should say that about. our future president yeah our F yeah. she's gonna win no she's not she can win. she absolutely can win I do not think. she's going to win because the more she. talks like in 2020 she how bad do you. have to be that you can't even make Iowa. she couldn't even compete with the mayor.

of Southbend I I feel like we are in. this very bizarre time where people are. giving in to the [ __ ] in a way that. I I never suspected people would before. and this is one they just want no Trump. no matter what and they're willing to. Gaslight themselves to think that and by. the way I think Hillary could win if. Hillary jumped back in I've been saying. that for months if Hillary jumped back. in I I think the problem was also the. money because there was the two it was.

like $250 million in the campaign fund. that has if it only works if right she's. on the ticket right so that's part of. the problem but I feel like Hillary. could win she won the popular vote in. 2020 Hill been saying this for a year in. different shows and she would have win W. won Michelle Obama could win too if she. wanted to do it you don't think so I I. don't I think that's kind of this you. sound like your parents I think it's. this Boomer idea she doesn't want it I'm. not saying that she would be awesome at. it um but I think I think anyone can win. of either party whoever the nominee is.

like you pretty even Chris Christie. could have won if he's the Republican. nominee I would thought that Trump. getting shot would like that's it. election's over but it's like they. memory hold that so quick you would have. thought Trump getting shot would have. had four year eight years of corporate. journalists talking about hate speech. causing violence to be like let's take a. step back and it that went for what a. week they did take a step back for a. little bit and then they went right back. at him you want this memory H holding. yeah with the the insanity of the the. who's that that was Elon who put up like.

if you Google president Donald it says. president Donald Reagan no I tried it. what happened maybe they fixed it to. president Donald Trump okay well he had. a screenshot so I'm sure you phot I mean. what it's based on a lot of things right. like what people are searching for I. would imagine that the assassination. attempt on Trump would be the first one. that you would see yeah assassination. attempt on president Trump because. that's the most recent yes but it's not. and most newsworthy but it does show it.

you just have to type it all in which is. interesting because that little. difference between what you can find and. what you get presented immediately has a. huge shift in the way people access. information and this is Robert Epstein's. work the creepy line the documentary of. once you watch it yeah and this this. thing is very real and what it is is. like if you try to Google certain. negative stories like negative stories. on people it will overwhelm you with. positive stories it'll take a long time.

before you get to the negative stories. yeah how he explained it is if you. here's how they can tip the scale yeah. if I Google Hillary Clinton and I have. it so Google gives fairly positive. stories about Hillary is the first 10. results you're not going to go to the. second page if I Google Donald Trump and. Google gives you seven negative stories. it's going to move the needle a little. bit toward her him quite a bit like if. you're a person who's on the fence. you're like maybe Donald Trump's not a. bad guy and then you Google him and then. you start reading some of these like. pieces that they've written about him. it'll change your perspective you really.

think she's gonna win I'm I'm saying it. because she could I'm not saying because. I think she's going to and I'm not. saying because I want want her to I'm. just being honest like it I could see. her winning I don't think I think she's. going to lose a lot of the blackmail. vote really that's I don't think they're. going to go in the booth and pull the. the lever for her like they did for. Biden who's Obama's boy when Trump came. out to 50 Cent that many men you know. wish death upon me and and we and. everything like didn't censor it out. everybody's like oh [ __ ] he won it was.

it happened so quickly the shift from oh. my God they shot him to [ __ ] him again. yeah it's like only people are. questioning whether or not he actually. got shot because his ear healed can I. wait I got to tell you something else. about him he was on um who was the fox. guy who just died with Stu Varney a. couple years ago and he goes Stu that's. the nword you know what the NW is Right. Stu and st's like uh it goes nuclear the. nuclear word and I was on the blaze Glen. Beck's um Network for midterms and Trump.

calls in and he's like that's the nword. nuclear I'm like are are we really doing. this right now like Trump is talking. about the nword and he means nuclear. yeah it was it was nuts it's hilarious. what is this Trump did not walk out to. 50 cents but rather the country s so is. that fake those videos are fake where he. walks out. ohed States Donald J those videos go. around the internet all time oh so. people post it or no I thought the guy.

was saying it in. [Applause]. [Music]. disbelief that's him going out scroll. down cuz it says under under it there. was an explanation in text what does it. say there oh it was not it was a fake oh. they faked it oh damn ITN now we know. what he should do next time so he. definitely should have came out to that. that's hilarious oh my God that would. have been epic 50 Cent was tweeting. about him 50 Cent have his face at his. concert so he had like you know he has.

that image of him in the back and he put. Donald Trump's head over his body but do. you know what what maybe that's fake too. there's a big sea change because even. three years ago if you had said Trump. kind of sucks I don't really like him he. had no business being president you're a. trump supporter Because unless you say. he's the worst thing to happened to. America you're Trump support right so. for Mark Zuckerberg to go on camera and. be like this guy was kind of a badass. uh and that was awesome and not to have. any and to be feel safe to say that not.

to have any negative consequences that's. a big deal in terms of the conversation. moving well I do not think that Mark. Zuckerberg from my interactions with him. was very comfortable with the FBI. telling them to suppress the hunter. Biden laptop story let's talk about this. because there's a lot of people who I. don't blame them think oh boohoo you're. forced me to do it but he's happy to do. it anyway so you saying that he actually. it was like well he brought it up I mean. when I asked him I asked him what they. did with it he told the whole story he. didn't try to hide from it at all and he.

said they basically reduced its uh the. ability to spread it you could post it. you could read it you could interact. with it but they reduced its reach right. by like 50% or something like that or. whatever the number was which I don't. understand how you do that or what are. you doing what I don't know I'll let. that go you can understand cuz if you on. Facebook that which I but it's. recommended no no not recommended I'm. not on Facebook M for this reason your. feed I don't see all my friends post. right so if they just have it post 50%. less it's very easy to do right I think.

that's Instagram as. well same sort of deal yeah yeah I mean. you see that with people that's what. shadow Banning is right it's difficult. for people to see your [ __ ] right they. do that on purpose of course they do. they can't do it by accident no I mean. it's a it's a real thing I don't know if. he's comfortable with the government. telling them to do something that turned. out to be an actual true story is that. what he said no I mean I have to imagine. but him saying that that's one of the. most badass things that I've ever seen. he he's got a reasonable perspective cuz.

it was one of the most badass things. whether you love Donald Trump or not. let's pretend he's from another country. you have no stake in the game that guy. almost getting shot and raising his fist. up like that and there's so many [ __ ]. weird things about that story the story. of the assassination itself you should. be Fu everyone should be really. uncomfortable with the fact that that. happened and not like saying you even. get shot yeah the whole point I I tweet. this out I go I wish the White House. were freaking out about this as much.

there about climate change because this. would be a big moment to be like whoa. whoa whoa whoa whoa like this can never. happen again from but when Steve scal. got shot they were like ah and they went. back to business like like didn't [ __ ]. happen also why were they streaming it. they don't stream his campaign things. they do it a lot do they do it a lot. yeah they do it a lot CNN does it a lot. not CNN CNN did this one yeah the FBI. kind of added some problems to this too. what would they say they said they were. unclear on whether he was actually shot.

pierced by a bullet or or a fragmented. portion of one oh so it could have been. a Ricochet a shrapnel yeah yeah because. I know there was something that got hit. there was a video that I saw of a. railing that got hit so it might have. been a piece of the bullet that hit his. ear but also how are we not seeing this. kid social media right also did you read. the story about the examination of his. house that it was completely scrubbed. there was no silverware it was like.

spotless like a a team went over it and. scrubbed it be oh wow okay yeah also did. you hear the story about how someone. using ad tracking so you know they can. find out where you're going just based. on ad tracking and they found that. someone from a building near the FBI. offices was regularly visiting this kid. back and forth oh seriously yes yeah. find that Jamie I just got the video. about the house I'm trying to see we.

also don't even know how we go to the. video of the house first and then we'll. go to but also just the sidebar we don't. MK Ultra was a real thing to think they. don't do that anymore oh come. on I believe uh we had people that uh. participated in that um securing of it. there were bomb assets that we provided. Mr chairman can I have 30 more seconds. yeah yeah I'm letting everybody kind of. okay on the night of since then n did.

you get any reports from any of your. agents of anything fishy at the. home I was briefed on uh was there any. silverware found in the home or trash I. I have no nothing in the briefing that I. was. given I guess maybe he's reporting on. that report then yeah he must be. reporting on that report so that's not. that's a very incomplete remember the. Las Vegas shooter yeah that's a weird. one too just they just completely for. just stop talking about it yeah there's. a lot of those that you go what the [ __ ]. is that what is that why' they do that.

the fact that we're talking about. January 6th for years and this is just. like yeah yeah it's that well January 6. was a lot of people and they thought of. it as but this is a presidential. candidate come on I mean oh it's all. [ __ ] man it's [ __ ] it's weird the. whole thing is weird um this kid had. these devices and remote controls for. detonators like very sophisticated stuff. he had three overseas bank accounts. encrypted is that true that I didn't.

know yeah find find that out it three uh. encrypted accounts I believe I read. again this is stuff I read I hear you. but the point is I'm s this should be. what CNN and fox lead with every night. oh yeah like this should be the Scandal. right this should be like remember o. what is this we knew about a judge what. was his name what the judge's name yeah. we knew about Judge Alo sneakers like. they every detail of that trial was. obsessed but here it's just right well. we still don't know what's on the. Epstein Client List Right or or that was. it 80 Congress people had sexual.

harassment suits that are under seal how. about the 51 intelligence Former. Intelligence agents signed off that the. hunter hunter Biden laptop was [ __ ]. and zero consequences for any zero the. um bank account thing might not have. been real they might have backtracked on. that oh did they it just says it might. have been linked to an online gaming. site or something that might have been a. fake account oh so why he has accounts. I'm trying to I'm trying to understand. okay see what see what you get so it's.

hard to know what's true and what's not. true and it's hard to know what's. [ __ ] what's not [ __ ] but what we. definitely know is that they knew about. this kid in advance that he had a. rangefinder they saw him walking around. with a rang finder that somehow or. another he got up onto that [ __ ] roof. that they knew he was on that roof and. that they saw him with a rifle and. didn't shoot him yeah and he got off. three shots before they shot him I heard. he took horse paace. no way son of a [ __ ] what a Lun he's.

definitely a right winger interesting. maybe he's a never Trumper but he was. registered for the Republican party. which doesn't mean anything but he. donated to some yeah Lefty thing oh he. donated to Biden I believe um the whole. thing is really squirely and it just. makes you wonder what about that whole. sloped roof [ __ ] that's wild what. the [ __ ] are you talking about wild it's. too dangerous to be on that sloped roof. meanwhile they had snipers on another. roof that was sloped even if not it's. like figured out it's the it's the. president yeah I mean they had that kid.

they were looking at him they saw what. he was doing here here's the thing. though okay I got to put this out there. what he's going back to Butler to give. another rally at the same place yeah. it'd be really funny if you know at this. point it's kind of like when she's. asking for it you know what I. mean if they get him again in the same. spot it's like come on this time they. use a drone this time yeah um the kid. had iron sights on his rifle which I. thought was interesting he did not have. a scope so iron sights are you're lining. it up like this oh yeah yeah okay I.

thought you said iron sides okay IR. sights so he didn't have a scope but it. wasn't a long shot it was like 150 yards. and if if he went Cent or mass instead. of a head shot he probably would have. killed him I mean I don't know if Trump. wears a bulletproof vest that's a good. yeah that's a good question probably at. this point hopefully he does hopefully. he does but if they if that guy just. shot Center Mass he he'd hit him he. would have hit him I mean you're dealing. with a variance of this or variance of. this right and so the bull a big dude if.

the bullet did Nick his ear it might. have been a piece of shrapnel who knows. but it definitely shot someone behind. him and killed him killed that one guy. was a firefighter did you see Joan Reed. what' she say Biden survived Co so it's. oh yeah it it's basically kind of like. the same yeah they they're so gas lit up. they don't even know what the [ __ ]. they're saying they don't even know how. ridiculous it is and Jens saki's there. nodding like. ahuh did the same thing basically the. same thing cuz she knows better so she's. just like oh [ __ ] like I gotta kind of. play ball yeah ch's a gem she's how does.

she have a worse hairline than Joe Biden. how is that [ __ ]. possible the whole [ __ ] online pundit. thing is so strange or excuse me on. television pundit thing so strange what. way well it's just like it's we it's so. clear it's contrived it's so obviously. contrived Joe it's not obvious when we. were in the'80s when hacko Jim dug in. got arrested with the iron Chic people. were like what they don't he's not.

actually from Iran and it's not a. terrorist like that was a moment don't. you remember yes I do remember that so. for a lot of people if or they'll tell. you you don't know that you know this. celebrity takes steroids to gain 60. pounds in three months for this movie. maybe he's just got great genetics and. it's just like guys but that's how. people think yeah what's on their screen. is they think their screen is a window. right and they've been infinite ized yes. over Decades of this [ __ ] being. pumped into their face it's so funny how.

few people even know what Mk Ultra was. and that the government really did try. to make Assassins and try to they tried. all stay on their own people oh yeah. Tred them on all kinds of people it I've. said this I think on the show before you. can go after the president the. Republicans the Democrats the. universities journalists whatever you. want only when you question CIA you're a. crazy person everything else is fine. it's on the table CIA oh you must be a. crazy person isn't that interesting you. must be yeah you must be they're looking.

out for your best interest and even if. you told them Google MK Ultra or or. Mockingbird and they look it up. themselves it still won't permeate well. they'll say that was then that yeah they. don't do that anymore that was the 60s. people are just there's a lot of. oversight now there's racism yes a lot. of racism yeah there's oversight now you. can't do that anymore it's insane you. don't have to worry about it yeah I mean. that's when when people want to talk. about what the Deep state is that's the. Deep state the the people that can pull. the strings that aren't elected official. Jagger Hoover yeah he was more powerful.

who who's he accountable to. nobody what did he really wear dresses. andit that's [ __ ] [ __ ] right. that's one of those things that they put. out there and it's [ __ ] there's no. to get to him yeah this was after he. died it came out. supposedly but you would think that. someone's always going after someone's. Secrets who want to have a few secrets. of his own well yeah I'm sure he has. some especially back then I'm sure he. had some secret so that was the ultimate. one that he really is a cross tresser. good thing he didn't put him on hormones. right or maybe it's a bad thing maybe a.

Bad Thing May calmed himself down he. would be a lot nicer maybe yeah maybe or. maybe would got. hysterical got down to you're hysterical. like Nixon [ __ ] slapping him in the OV. office maybe we just start really using. some of that information that he has I. want to make a plea okay to the. president because I know he doesn't. which one Biden Joe Biden I know he. doesn't listen to show but I know his. staff does so Donald Trump at the. libertarian convention a couple months.

ago promised to free Ross Alber if he. gets elected did he really yes he made. he made this commitment so I'm saying to. the Biden Administration now you can. make a fool out of trump you can take. this issue off the table it's probably. going to be the Marge in New Hampshire. there's a lot of people who are raw. supporters in Tech circles you can free. Ross Alber today you got Julian Assange. out of jail with a lot of institutional. opposition. no one has institutional opposition to. Ross yep he's not killed anyone not been.

accused of killing anyone he's doing. double life even though he's not a. violent criminal there's no concern of. recidivism so Mr President make an. [ __ ] out of trump you can say. Republicans promise Democrats deliver. and you could free Ross Al today commu a. sentence there's a lot of uh weirdness. in that case too right yes there is. there's a lot of weirdness in terms of. entrapment yes and he's been he's he's. it's as if he killed a bunch of people. that have double life it's crazy right. so this is something that be very easy. for him to do and get a lot of people to.

support or at least stay home and not. support Trump so every vote counts Silk. Road was a way that you could buy pretty. much anything right it was like a black. market website yeah yeah you could buy. pretty much anything it's like. torrenting but with drugs and and. weapons whatever was and wasn't it. weren't there murders for hire and stuff. too I think there were yeah yeah he's. not been accused of that or charged with. it certainly wasn't that one of the. things that he had signed off on someone. getting assassinated that's one of these. rumors and that's not what they charged. him with at all no and it's like if that.

was the thing why are you charging him. with that what did they charge him with. I don't even remember what was it Jamie. it was some. [ __ ] uh Berber was charged with. engaging in a continuing criminal. Enterprise narcotics conspiracy. conspiracy to commit money laundering. conspiracy to commit computer hacking on. August 21st 2014 a superseding. indictment added three additional. charges on February 4th 2015 o was. convicted on all counts after a jury. trial that had taken place on January 15.

2015 double life plus 40 years without. POS Paro two life sentences plus 40. years nine years he's been in jail now. so just in case science comes along they. can keep him alive forever over he's. also ordered to pay about 183 million in. restitution based on the total sales of. illegal drugs and counterfeit IDs. through Silk Road wow that's crazy so. even if he gets out he's got to pay $183. million in. restitution I I don't know if he has to. do that holy.

[ __ ] here it is federal prosecutors. alleged that alri had paid $730,000 in a. murder for higher deals targeting at. least five people allegedly because they. threatened to reveal Silk Road the Silk. Road Enterprise prosecutors believed no. contracted killing actually occurred not. charged was not charged in his trial in. New York federal court with murder For. Hire but evidence was introduced. at trial supporting the allegations The. District Court found a preponderance of.

the evidence that alri did commission. the murders so it seems like he did. commission them the evidence that. alright had according to them had. commissioned murders where it's. considered by the judge in sentencing. Albright to life and was a factor in the. second circuit's decision to uphold the. sentence uh he wasn't charged with it. right he's been there it's crazy though. that they don't charge him with it but. yet they use it as. kind of czy that is crazy are you. allowed to do that apparently if you. have the evidence for that put it up and.

let him be tried for it and I got to. tell you I don't think that's going to. get you double life in any other case. and isn't he like a yoga teacher now and. he teaches people how to read yeah he's. like a model prisoner yeah he [ __ ] up. let him out you know this idea of like. you want to have total freedom and we're. going to just circumvent the system and. do it online they just wanted to squash. that and put as much water on that fire. as is humanly possible points been made. yeah so he's served his time Mr. President please let him out right now.

why do you have um the Hellraiser box on. I I wanted to give me and um this is. from Cabin the woods you ever SE cabin. the woods the movie yeah that's fornicus. is orb oh I that's a fun movie I have. these normally in my bedroom obviously. oh so you put them here for your Vibe. yeah oh no really yeah that's so bizarre. is it why do you have the Hellraiser box. cuz it goes well with the orb is it. functional the Hellraiser box move. around dysfunctional what does that do. here careful though okay it's it's not. cheap what does it do oh it moves around.

yeah and does it open careful careful. you don't want to open a door oh really. how does this work well you're just. doing it spin it around yeah then. doorways open oh doorways we don't need. that we don't need that here Y imagine. if like some wild [ __ ] goes down like. [ __ ] mice and Rogan they opened up. the doorway I I think it' be like a. [ __ ] malice they knew open up the. [ __ ] the Hellraiser box clear satanic. lament configuration that that's it. that's the orb oh.

wow and it's like a Conjuring type deal. well he was uh Lord of what bonage and. pain from the movie he's a cenobyte. obviously. yeah cabinet the wood was a fun that. [ __ ] movie it was fun mov that's Josh. Weeden was it really yeah it was like a. love letter to horror movies ah it was a. good movie so gourney Weaver was. excellent oh so I don't want to spoil it. but s we in and she's superb it's also. it really straddles the line between. silly and and actually scary does really. well it's like the it's a movie for the.

fans yeah like you watch you're like. okay this guy's talking to me through. the screen like it's it's like right. yeah it's like a it's like you have to. love horror movies to really love that. CU there's so many Easter eggs you got. to sit down and be like who's this who's. that like oh he's a cenobite that's what. that reference is werewolves yeah yeah. fun ass movie yeah I love that so that's. why you brought these things just to I. Just Want to Have a good vibe yeah so. you always have that in front of you. when you work no it's in my bedroom oh. okay like right where you sleep that's. where I sleep rest your head you put. that on the one. side do they're on the nightstand the.

same nightstand or on opposite the same. night stand yeah is that the one you. stare at before you close your eyes I. don't I don't what do you stare at you. say your. spells I my. spells and that's how I laugh and then I. go to sleep well there's so many people. online because everyone's so skeptical. and because conspiracies are so fun. everyone thinks that everything is. satanic yes you know everything like. that was what people thought about the. Prince Charles painting or King Charles.

I looked the King Charles painting like. someone's [ __ ] with him like that. guy's like that's a subtle dig on the. history of the the UK Empire it looked. like it was something on a Hot Topic it. looks crazy yeah but like people try to. find like baffet in there if you're you. know turn it upside down and then it you. know how you know the guy was [ __ ]. with him because he left his sausage. fingers in there you know how he's got. really [ __ ] up hands he does likeit. Jamie pull up King Charles hands it's. insane oh they're like inflamed right. they're like saus it's like in that.

movie with everything everywhere all at. once like oh wow that's he's probably. got a disease man yeah you think Jesus. Christ that's so inflamed yeah God. that's so. unhealthy what's wrong with his hands I. don't know oh sausage. fingers. Wow Let's scroll up so you get a look at. that they didn't even show it they just. show a picture of him let's see the. hands that. okay a little swollen what causes. swollen hands caus a variety of things.

it's important to discuss symptoms with. your doctor um does it show his hands. down there yeah there you go okay right. there that looks crazy that looks crazy. that looks like you're never getting. that ring off first of all I feel bad. for Camila they can't feel nice e um. you're gonna have do you think they. still do it of course don't you they've. got to be they're all perverts you think. so the royal family are they all. perverts they're all perverts really of. course all this is such a thing with. like arist aristocracy they're all. that's they all that's why they're.

they're not having sex with kids cuz. they like it they're having sex with. kids that they. can the aristocracy has sex with kids is. that what we said Prince Phillip was on. was it Philip no no the other one Andrew. he was on EP he was buddies with Epstein. we've got all the receipts and then when. they caught him he goes well I don't. sweat anymore I don't sweat anymore yeah. he said I was at the fauland and I. caught some thing and now I don't sweat. anymore so there you go. look this up Jamie I'm not making this. wait a minute that was his excuse I. don't sweat anymore it was some weird.

thing about like the story can't be true. because I don't sweat. yeah huh one of the Duke of York's. claims in his news night interview was. that he cannot physically sweat let's. find out bro let's put that [ __ ] in a. sauna and see if he's a. liar yeah so there was there you go. Virginia Guffy describe dancing with you. and you profusely sweating and then she. went on to have a bath possibly Prince. your replies there's a slight problem. with the sweating because I have a. peculiar medical condition which I don't. sweat or I didn't sweat at the time and.

that was can you get the clip of him. saying this cuz it sounds so crazy at. the time because I had suffered what I. would describe as an overdose of. adrenaline in the fauland war when I was. shot at oh that's a good way to. divert that's crazy you you you are. around UFC guys all the time they. they're adrenaline through the roof cuz. they're like in a life and death. situation they all sweat this isn't a. thing right but there is a medical. condition where you don't the guy who.

does that sculpture out there that the. sea monster you saw he can't sweat it's. really bad he was in the fauland no no. no he just has a real condition also but. that's the thing but that's not. something you develop right it's not. well I don't know if you can develop it. you can't develop a getting shot at Joe. cuz El what Trump Can't Sweat anymore I. mean maybe it's just rarely happens when. someone blows a fuse oh God I'm not I'm. just I'm not a doctor I'm not like a. apologist for this sweaty [ __ ] I. think he's sweating right.

now it's so simple to find out if this. is true though let's get interesting you. say that sir we have a sauna at 195. degrees or we just turn up the air to. this doctor in this article he says okay. uh a physician Dr James Hamond wrote in. the Atlantic at the time in case of the. in case the dubious claim the. dubiousness of this claim as not already. evident from its context nested in a sea. of dubious claims this is a dubious CLA. okay there are people who cannot sweat. or who sweat very little such a. propensity to appear cool and collected.

while everyone else is flushed and damp. has been attributed to the. inevitably in invia high status through. oh to the inv in enviably high status. throughout history I'm sorry I'm reading. it while I'm thinking but the medical. condition of not producing sweat okay. this is the stuff that my hosis. extremely undesirable the function is. vitally important a way to cool the body. down um Vader the guy who does all the. kill Tony and Mothership stuff he has. that too so two guys I know both guys.

named Scott oddly enough Scott who made. the incredible artwork and then Scott. the MC Vader who does other incredible. artwork both of those guys like. legitimately Can't Sweat but they didn't. you can't develop it and certainly not. from adrenaline it's a thing it's a. genetic thing like there some people. can't feel pain which is really bad it's. not a temporary conditions such as hling. uh as concludes a temporary inability to. sweat would defy medical precedent okay. so it's [ __ ] it's [ __ ] pure. [ __ ] yes but he just wanted to make. that as a nice like like by the way I.

got shot at the Falin War it's like I I. couldn't have raped that girl I was shot. in the war I don't sweat yeah I also. don't believe he was Shad out probably. wasn't they're not going to put him the. prince in line of fire in the faulin. maybe he's like that dude from uh NBC. Brian uh yeah Williams oh yeah what. about Hillary yeah she was one too some. was on a sniper fire yeah the first. ladyes getting me under the sniper fire. yeah okay yeah that was a weird one. right yes. weird yeah the first lady is going to. BOS just going to let people take shots. at her well they did it to Trump so.

maybe they to her saying You Can't Sweat. is so crazy because they could find out. so easy if you sweat like it's not like. a difficult thing well sir did you mind. sitting in this SAA but it's it's also. like maybe she got Let's Pretend let's. just take it a face value she could have. gotten that aspect of the story wrong. doesn't mean you weren't there with her. it's like she misremembered that you're. sweating she just think you stunk so she. thought you're swe she said she misspoke. and last week she gave a dramatic. description of her arrival in Bosnia 12. years ago Rec counting a landing under.

sniper fire and she had to duck and. run. okay she says so if I misspoke that was. just a misstatement what do that means a. lie I a lot of things millions of words. a day so if I misspoke that was just a. misstatement so if I make an incantation. that summons bio abub and he rises from. a crack in the earth well you got the. that was just a misstatement I say. millions of words a day if you put a. million chimpanzees for a million years. with typewriters they'll make the The.

Works of shakes why would be elub come. from a crack in the earth you know he's. an lord of the sky um I remember Landing. under sniper fire there was supposed to. be some kind of greeting ceremony at the. airport but instead we ran with our. heads down to get into the vehicles to. get to our base and there is footage of. her landing and they're like giving her. flowers and it's kids it's it's not like. it wasn't on video yeah both clintons. held their heads up and did not appear. rushed so the video oh yeah presented. her with the poem yeah there you go yeah.

8-year-old Bosnian girl presented her. with a poem and later greeting US troops. so it's just she you believe that thing. about all the monkeys you leave them. alone with the typewriter for a million. years they they compose all the works of. Shakespeare yeah that's mathematically. definite but what do you mean here I. don't believe it what do you mean I. think it's going to be all [ __ ] up but. if you do it long enough infinitely. every per going to edit that you'd have. to find all the works of Shakespeare. Joan you don't edit Shakespeare you'd. have to find all those words in those.

monkeys there's no way they're going to. write those letters in that order if. it's infinite yes infinite right that's. the whole point I think infinitely it. sucks infinitely I think unless they. evolve if it's infinite and then the. monkeys grow up to become humans and. they figure out if you hitting keys at. random eventually you're going to write. out Shakespeare's perfectly yes just a. time thing yeah it'll take trillions of. years right but one day right. the end period imagine so imagine like. like our proof of intelligent life is.

just proof of infinity like oh my God we. found an Incredible Book like a guide. book for human beings it's really just a. bunch of Space Monkeys pounding on a. typewriter for [ __ ] billions of years. and you know that book is called the art. of the. deal it's like one Space Monkey figures. out paper and then the other Space. Monkey finds a typewriter that an alien. civilization is dropped off there just. sort of like they do with us with. spaceships when they just crash land. they just drop them off a a typewriter I.

just read a story of this monkey who was. in a zoo chimp uh for like 50 years it. just finally died it was really sad but. I read the story and they said well it. was originally being raised by someone. in their house and then they took it to. the zoo and it's just. like and they bought at a pet store in. New York oh my God like a chimp yeah he. used to be able to do that remember the. lady in Connecticut yeah that's what I. was thinking about I'm like who thinks. this is a good idea yeah there's a lot. of nutty people out there that don't. understand what a chimpanzee is um there. was a a piece recently Jamie where there.

were studying uh old videos of. chimpanzees and they believe that some. chimpanzees are capable of human. words um see if you can find that this. is like a very new discovery so they're. examining some older videos and they. believe that some chimpanzees here old. videos of chimpanzees suggest they're. capable of speech. so these are some old videos that they. had done so a small team of speech. Specialists psychologists in Sweden the.

UK and Switzerland has found via study. of old videos that at least three. chimpanzees had learned to speak human. words suggesting that the animals are. capable of learning this ability given. the right circumstances the work is. published in the journal scientific. reports a't that wild huh so some of. them know how to say some words Papa or. cup mama papa or cup but their work was. discredited over the years as unethical. because the chimp was taken from its. natural mother in this new effort the. research team wondered if dismissal of.

these findings was done in absence of. attempts to duplicate their efforts to. find out that might have been the case. they searched for the video evidence of. such attemps at training and found three. videos showing evidence that chimpanzees. can be taught to speak human words in a. rudimentary way I'm scared to hear this. it's be so terrible can you say mama M. mama mama is this for Mama m M you love. your mama you love Mama M here. sweetie this is for you well that's just.

a grunt this for you no saying Mama dude. yeah but it doesn't know what that means. Bo John well let's see it say other. things says. cup that's sound like it sounded like. Mama but doesn't mean the if you can. here good boy John I love. you love you Johnny you like that is it. good you could teach huskys to say I. love you. too. M I guess how you teach say that noise.

the chimp doesn't think that the owner. is its mother right it doesn't. understand that just saying that yeah. absolutely right right right so even if. you speak it's saying the noise right. right right it doesn't understand what. it's saying that is different so they. know that they could teach gorilla sign. language though right right but the. interesting about I think with that that. might be overblown because my. understanding is the gorilla's ask. questions right so it's always a. response to a cue and gorillas are. extremely intelligent it's not not. dispute but like what are they act are.

they mimicking knowing gets them what. they want because I I know that the. what's the most famous One Coco called. it's it was mad one supposedly she he. was Coco boy male let's well let a. kindergarten teacher decide. uh or our next president that M yes and. Coco called her like a dirty toilet. devil and I'm like a gorilla doesn't. know what a devil is you can't teach a. gorilla the concept of devil that's not. a word right right yeah that's. ridiculous that is interesting so maybe.

they don't know how to express. themselves but they can crudely interact. with ideas so it's not as simple as. maybe they don't even have a sense of. self to the point where they can express. themselves like I'm hungry I'm very. tired right now I'm tired of doing these. tricks for you I don't like this I don't. want to be in this cage anymore the. other thing that really blew my mind is. they had a thing where they taught dogs. there two pictures is it a boy sometimes. use the sign for devil as an insult she. also named a parot devil tooth after.

initially being frightened of it in the. famous joke the aristocrats told by Koko. the gorilla Koko says devil Ingrid it. was a girl okay uh Koko was a gorilla. who mastered sign language and raised. kittens she died at the age of 46 a it's. but it's you don't you can't teach the. concept of devil to an animal that's. imagine just being trapped in a [ __ ]. building that's run by gorillas and they. tell you what to do and they give you. bananas and they try to get you to grunt. at them and you're like oh my God is. there any [ __ ] people around here and.

how bad would that suck well that's how. bad it sucked for coco no it didn't. because they think of because dogs think. of us as the same thing as them how do. you know that Coco does maybe Coco would. have been way more happy with a bunch of. gorillas maybe I would think so probably. dogs are happy with dogs dogs are. happier with people they're a little. happier with people dogs want to be. around people yes so there was an. experiment they ran and still don't. understand what's going on in the dog's. head where they put up two pictures and. the dogs were trained if you see a.

picture of a dog you hit this left or. dog's in the right hit the right and you. get a treat so they had some concept of. dog because it would be like the whole. dog or the dog's head or whatever so if. you have two pictures of one like the. shape of a cat and the shape of a dog or. a cow they're the same shape but the. dogs knew to choose dog and dogs look. very different from each other right so. that was something I was I thought. really fascinating well dogs know what a. dog is versus like Marshall hates. squirrels he tries to kill squirrels but. when he sees Carl he knows absolutely.

even though Carl's squirrel size that. Carl is a dog well Carl's bigger than a. squirrel a lot bigger well when he was. little he wasn't okay and he knew how. big was Carl when Marshall first saw him. five PBS but that's that could be pound. fat squirrel that could be a smell thing. I think it probably is that's got to be. a smell the dogs do not smell the same. as rodents it's probably also the way. the dog interacts with another dog and. the motion the way they move mhm yeah. there's a difference the rodents. probably smell delicious but visually. how is it going to know that that's a. dog on the screen how's it going to know.

that that Marshall's never seen a French. Bulldog how the [ __ ] did he know but. from smell right but I mean he's. probably like what is this this is a. crazy thing he knows he knows a little. dog he does yeah that's true my older. daughter has a Chihuahua so he's he's. like been around little dogs but they. know that like they know that there's a. difference between all kind like I had. to teach him that he can't kill chickens. cuz he's like chickens are in the. [ __ ] yard what are these things doing. no no no they are pets I still don't.

trust him totally but he doesn't chase. after them and go out but when he first. saw them he wanted to snap I'm like hey. no no no no these are our friends like. he's like what the [ __ ] are you talking. about that was in Call of the Wild too. was it yeah like the dog like killed the. chickens and the owner like don't do. that and the dog was safe around the at. that point and just showed how smart the. dog was you can teach dogs to not do. that yeah of course they just have to. know that you'll be very upset with them. if they do it and they get it in their. head and they go okay I got it it's not. just that they're upset they they know. ingroup versus outg group so they know.

to be a guardian like this something I. protect this say something I eat yes. it's a part of the family yeah yeah and. he doesn't even know like bro you get. eggs these are awesome eggs are good for. you don't kill them stupid for. short-term gratification I went to the. bathroom once and I'd uh just gotten. home and uh opened the door let him. outside and I took a leak and then as I. closed the bathroom Doran flushed he had. a squirrel in his mouth I was like. alive not anymore okay but he just got. it well sometimes the dogs will bring. you like a living thing they caught.

they're just mouthing it like birds or. whatever I he he's a hunting I mean he's. a golden retriever so but are they. really hunting yeah they're bird hunting. dogs retrievers that's what retrievers. are for I thought they retrieve it after. you've killed it yes yeah I mean you use. them in hunting to retrieve but they go. after the animals too like if the. animals wounded or whatever they'll go. out got it got it but they want to bring. it to you so he's like like his instinct. is to bring this [ __ ] open up the. bathroom door to standing there with a. scroll on proud of himself yeah he got. lunch I don't know what to tell him I. mean you can't bring it back to life I'm.

not going to discourage him from this. activity no they do react to videos. though which wouldn't be smell because. I've seen Carl even like watch I a line. popped up on like YouTube and he just. started [ __ ] freaking out yeah it's. like what did he what the [ __ ] did he. see yeah if you bark in this room Carl. will go crazy is that true yeah we won't. do it but I I could do a really good dog. so it sounds like I get a low. ground and Carl will like pop.

up I don't want to do it cuz if I do it. he go bananas I was having so much fun. with him waiting for he's the best I I. love Frenchies he [ __ ] throws himself. at you too I know he almost got my chin. he leaps through the air try to bite you. he's such a little character they're. they're only bred to be fun yeah so if a. dog could talk they'd probably be. annoying like oh no give me food give me. food give me food give me f we go play. with the ball not right now dude I'm. working how about now.

yeah and they think your your whole day. spent going hunting for dog food exactly. that's they think you Le to get dog food. that's what they think you're doing all. day well you kind of do in a way it's. not all day but in a way you have to go. fund that stuff but it's it is weird. that like our thoughts of intelligence. are based on communication like I wonder. if we could decide so they think they're. going to be able do that with AI it's. one of the more interesting things about. AI they think they're going to be able. to decipher dolphin languages cuz we. right right now we know they talk we.

know they have accents we know they have. dialects we don't know what they're. saying would it be funny if they're like. really racist against the killer whales. there was a bit on that like the. Chappelle show really yeah about a. dolphin that was racist wasn't it. Chapelle. show some one of the sketch shows but I. mean what are they saying well they're. also really uh horny oh they're not just. horny they're they they kill baby so. that they make sure the woman keeps. breeding Lions do that too so the women. [ __ ] as many as the male Dolphins as. they can just so that they're protect.

because it might be my kid who knows. let's not kill the kid yeah female lions. do that too males males and male cats oh. yeah they kill the they kill kittens. yeah yeah but the female lines don't. [ __ ] as many males as they can right but. dolphins do that because intellectually. the dolphin realize oh I [ __ ] her that. could be my baby wait no no I think. female cats can have more than one M uh. parent in their litter right yeah I. think so too. yeah yeah that's. a it's so interesting like I would.

wonder if in the absence of human beings. like imagine if something came some. magical switch got popped and human. beings disappeared from the face of the. earth I wonder how long it would take. for an equally intelligent animal to. emerge if ever oh that's because we. haven't been around that long and. certainly not this smart it's been what. like 50,000 years if that 200,000 they. push it back a little more now and then. there's also some new humans they're. discovering like the Dennis ens which I.

don't think they even discovered them. until I was somewhere in the. 2000s and you know we don't we don't. even have the full fossil record of. human species if you find something 10. years ago and it's a new kind of human. which the Dennis ens are right like who. [ __ ] knows how long we really go back. but I think they think we go back in. this form roughly a couple ,000 years. right that's not that's nothing it's a. blink of an eye and then the. Neanderthals they lived a lot longer. they were around for like a half a.

million when weren they smarter than. us not necessarily we don't know we know. they were a lot stronger than us and. they ate primarily meat and they were. like much more rugged I thought people. who have higher neanthal DNA tend to be. more. intelligent yeah I don't know if that's. true it's interesting uh I don't know if. that's why either because sometimes. hybrids uh. yeah hybrid Vigor that's the term for it. that could be something along those. lines or it could be like maybe the ones.

that interbred with neander dolls like. had to become much more intelligent in. order to overcome them like we we would. just assume that neanderthals were. brutal um because humans were brutal. then too exactly humans were brutal and. Neanderthals like apparently they went. after big game and they made weapons and. tools a lot of them had broken bones and. they had much more dense bone structure. than ours. which only makes sense that they were. brutal if they were doing that they so. they're probably ruthless in every. regard and we probably had to kill them.

off and we probably merg with them in. some sort of a way too but they think. the merging was almost all Neanderthal. males and Homo saian females they think. that's CU isn't like virtually everyone. have a big chunk of Neal DNA not. everyone uh mostly white European people. have it okay yeah Africans generally. don't oh okay yeah it's um it's just. interesting that all these different. kinds of human existed along with like. that Hobbit man I was just going to say.

yeah I didn't they find out that he was. actually just like a dwarf no that was. some speculation by some haters it was. The Hobbit haters it was some some. anthropology haters like you didn't. discover this this [ __ ] TR didn't. get shot that I think it's pretty much. been established because of the amount. of bones that they found that this is a. very specific animal okay and they think. this very spe also there's a legend of. these things uh in um I think it Vietnam. they call him the oranging pend deck and.

that this small hairy man has been there. been a legend forever well I thought. that was supposed to be what the. orangutan was based cuz the orangutan. was found fairly recently wasn't like. the 1840s something crazy I think. gorillas were found in the 1900s yeah. there something something nuts um that's. interesting um I think the oring pend. deck though is is an actual little tiny. person little tiny hairy man but I think. orangutan means hairy man or the forest. interesting I think so maybe they're. related maybe it's just like the. atmology of the words who know yeah who.

knows but that that little creature that. little hairy creature had been talked. about forever and everybody thought it. was just [ __ ] but everyone has like. elves and dwarves dragons the yeah you. think dragons are real I had this big. argument with my friend Jesse not that. long ago because it is whenever here's a. thing when you have every culture on. Earth having the same kind of myth it's. like there's got to be some starting. point like pop this off right yeah and. Forest galante who's an actual biologist. who studies wildlife and he he actually.

he's done a lot of work trying to find. the Tasmanian Tiger the th yes they're. over in Australia trying to find that. guy they're trying to CL I think he. somewhere else I think they're in New. Guinea or somewhere looking for live. versions of it but whatever he thinks it. might be a there's a whole YouTube video. of him describing it on this show that. he thinks Dragons Were a real thing but. what does he mean by he obviously. doesn't mean flying giant lizards some. large lizard creature some large you. know like probably terrifying Predator.

that existed maybe a hold look we have. crocodiles right no we have are a hold. over and uh I was watching this video. this I'm getting this guy on the podcast. soon um but his video was about. sightings in the 1800s of crocodiles in. the Congo that might have been as many. as 50 feet long okay yeah but it's I. mean those those measurements are so. easy to kind of EX especially if you're. scared something chasing you sure but. they they measured it up to the boat. that they were on okay and there's been. a few of them like one of them they saw.

that I think was about 40t they know. they found them I think the biggest one. they ever found was like 28 ft it makes. sense that those things especially back. then yeah look at the size of that. [ __ ] this is the drawing of what it. looked like yeah cuz don't crocodiles. keep growing they whole their lives and. they live forever they live forever so. they had one that died ofix ation he. died in captivity and I think he was 28. years long or excuse me 28 ft long but I.

what would a. dragon how would it be a like there's no. question that were giant reptiles and. they still are on earth so what is a. dragon going to literally mean it's not. going to have wings right who knows I. mean had wings it probably doesn't bre. fire no that doesn't make any sense. right but if you thought about the. history of large reptiles on this planet. look at the anacon yeah that's no joke. that'll kill you in two seconds Paul. Rosy told me he was in the Congo and or. in the Amazon rather and he wrapped his.

arms around them and he he couldn't get. his hands touch it yeah he like my size. he couldn't get his arms around it think. of how big that is man that's so insane. right he couldn't get his he couldn't. touch his hands around a snake right and. we know that the megap have been driven. to Extinction so things used to be. bigger yeah there's also some sightings. in the Congo back in the I think the. 1700s or the 18 00s of enormous snakes. snakes are like 100t long like huge. snakes there isn't there a photograph.

that someone took of an enormous snake. an old photograph out of an. airplane and they also just recently. made Forest elephants their own thing. Forest elephants are different yeah. they're new spe they recategorize them. as a new species now and pymmy hippos oh. yeah people didn't think they were real. like oh this hippo doesn't live in the. water so this is the photo oh. but it's hard to figure out scale this. is from what is it from it's a fake oh. he says it's a fake no it's a fake it's.

a crop photo of an anaconda probably one. close to 14 to 16 feet long maybe 200 lb. so this is someone answered it oh so. it's one of those perspective things. like also like the loch nest monster. that famous photo that turned out to be. horeshit and everybody shared it forever. so this is old grainy photograph from. 1950 so that's a fake yeah it looks kind. of fake now that I'm looking at it looks. kind shitty it looks real but we don't. know this look at persp but no the lines. look too clean the lines around it like. it's too defined I see what you're. saying the bottom of it it's like way.

too defined like the snakes the outline. of it looks looks like someone drew it. like it's a. tattoo it doesn't look like an act like. the the the ground underneath it why. would it have like Shadows like that but. what else is thing is like the the. colossal squid which is like the biggest. invertebrate was only discovered in like. the' 70s oh yeah the largest spider was. only discovered like 1981 well some of. those squids those giant squids they. didn't get photographic evidence of them. until fairly recently yeah cuz they. leave they live deep yeah SPM whales eat.

them you see that nutty one that looks. like a crab that they found underneath. one of those um it's like a new species. that they found under a oil rig what do. you mean they have this deep deep camera. under an oil rig and this [ __ ] thing. look at this oh that's um mega um oh God. what's it called look at [ __ ] length. it's a squid um look at it's like crab. like tentacles and they have the elbows. they don't know what they're for Mega. it's called look at that [ __ ] thing. man there's better footage of them I. mean that is an alien if that was on. another planet if there was a planet it.

was filled with only water and we found. that we'd be freaking out like we found. alien life yeah it looks like an alien. it is yeah and they don't know why the. the the the fins are so yeah there it is. megaa the wildest thing to me is. octopus octopi are so bizarre they're. not like anything else they they can. change their texture and their color to. exactly match what's below them you know. they put them on like um a cuttlefish.

too they put them on like a checkerboard. to see what happen and they freak out. yeah it doesn't really work do you do. you see they have robot cuddlefish now. and the the male cuttlefish try to [ __ ]. them whoa and they CH and then they. change gender the male cuttlefish are. the little sneaky like male feminists. cleish there's the alphas and then the. ones who pass this female and gets them. on the side yeah little male feminists. yes they sneak in yes they sneak into. the women's room yeah it's like Matt. glacius. yeah he's one of these [ __ ] lips on the.

internet who's like oh Biden's not. really dementia it's just the footage. it's like okay buddy yeah [ __ ] libs are. awesome are they yeah they're fun you. should only take their opinion if you. can go up a giant Hill with them why. push them off it's no see when you get. tired and when you quit oh yeah what do. you have how how much is your opinion. worthwhile or how much are you just a. weak person not just weak physically. weak of spirit there is weak of will I I. uh this it's like to toxic that's the. real toxic masculinity it's these types.

with the glasses and the back oh it's. very toxic because it's a kind of. masculinity that attacks stronger. masculinity by default there's no. objective analysis of anything that's. strong there's no there's no. acknowledgements of certain merits and. there's no like looking at any positive. it's only negative yes it's negative. which is gives rise to guys like Andrew. Tate you know yeah like [ __ ] you they. just stick it in your face suck my dick. well this was a lot of the reasons. people vote for trump it was just like. oh I can't vote for him well [ __ ] you I.

am now why yeah yeah what this is the. fear that people have of uh a lot of. this you know. overreach the government has in schools. and all these different things it's. going to give rise to like a very. hardcore conservative Uprising it's not. even I would call it rightwing not. conservative it's not conservative all. yeah radical rightwing right that that's. the fear is that things always go like. that if you go so far left things are. going to go so far right to overcorrect. it's going to be a movement we we've. known this since time of Memorial if you.

tell kids you're not allowed to smoke. it's like oh now I get to smoke and be a. badass or I get you can't have drink I. get to drink and be a badass you tell. them you can have these ideas they're. like oh yeah watch me now what right. exactly and it's radicalizing a lot of. young people which I think is wonderful. frankly well it's fascinating because uh. out of rebellion comes some of the. coolest [ __ ] sometimes you know out of. rebellion come some of the coolest ideas. the coolest music real Rebellion yes. resonates with you it's just sad when. you watch those dudes who used to be.

Rebels they get old and then they just. [ __ ] conformist until you go get. vaccinated yeah those guys yeah so sad. real Punk is going to do what fizer says. so sad when you get old though you get. scared all these kids are going to catch. that disease and I'm going to die you. know who the worst one of this is who. Stern I don't know anyone who's Fallen. as hard. as shame as as Howard Stern he was like. my guy he believes all those things he's. saying which is crazy you think so yeah. he believes all the vaccine stuff he.

believes all those things he believes. all those things that you're a fool to. not do it you shouldn't be a part of. society it's unfortunate because it's. like I don't know who he's talking to or. what conversations he has or what he. knows you know and I'm not saying that. I'm a an expert in any way shape or form. but I had I was very lucky that I had. access to a lot of people you're no San. Gupta I'm no San Gupta. I had access to a lot of people that. explained things to me in a way that I'm. like oh oh well I thought nope oh so how.

do they get that information that what. yeah that's the rules and the more you. know about that stuff the more you're. going to question these things. everything in our society if you if. there's a narrative I guarantee you. someone's making money off that. narrative whether it's green energy or. whether it's Pro vaccine or whatever it. is it's a money thing it's not a public. health thing it's not they're not really. concerned about climate change they want. to make sure that you're concerned about. climate change so you vote and so that. they can get these [ __ ] things. through and they can get more and more.

control over you I I had Dr Drew on my. show and a big moment for him because. he's he's not a Jill Biden doctor he's a. real doctor he when Co was hitting he. was asking very basic medical questions. because there was this like instant. certainty and randos were yelling at him. on Twitter and he's like I went to. medical school I'm not a tinfoil hat. jackass I'm like this is just basic. medical 101 stuff and I'm not even. saying they're wrong I'm saying how did. you get to this conclusion like what's. the is are we certain this is the best.

approach and the blowback people already. forgot how insane that blowback was and. how censorious the regime was in terms. of you know just even just and here's. the thing if there's an emergency like. let's suppose there's an asteroid hit in. the earth let's brainstorm yeah like. let's okay what's going to work let's. try this let's try that like we got we. got an emergency we're not going to know. right away what's going to be the best. uh solution but the way they were acting. was like no no no this is the only uh uh. way and I don't care if you have a. negative vaccine test you need to have a.

a negative covid test you need to have a. vac vaccination past that's a year old. to get into this restaurant makes no. sense the whole thing was very strange. it was must been for you being like the. one of the targets oh yeah it was very. weird it it was what was also so weird. because the thing that they were. targeting on me on was so dumb it was so. I listed a a list of things watch and. they all went after this one thing like. boy that seems odd here's the way they. went but you remember how they went. after it they went after it as if Joe. Rogan goes to Petco right and you wore.

like a Dave Smith disguise so no one. recognized you and you grab the horse. pace and you just inject to yourself. injected is hilarious to but that's kind. of like what the impression was where. it's like worst case scenario your quack. doctor told you to do this right worst. case scenario but what's really crazy is. that they did it with that particular. drug right that knowing the history of. that drug the fact that the guy won the. Nobel Prize on it for humans knowing the. fact that it had been given to billions. billions of prescriptions had been. filled and here's the thing if they.

cared about being honest and saving. lives there would have been consequences. and there were no consequences for any. these people other than you clowning. Sandra Gupta in this chair well there's. also should be an understanding of why a. person got through it easy and why some. people don't right yeah cuz I want I'm. not that young wait I got to ask you I. got to ask you I got to ask you okay. let's get our tin foil more tin foil. hats do you think Biden really had Co. last week uh two weeks ago it made him. grow if you get it when you're 81 you.

grow it's called. [ __ ] maybe I got to get hey maybe we. should get some of that [ __ ] I wish I. know we could use it I don't know I. don't know what what to believe anymore. you know it's it's so hard when you saw. the letter that was written and it. didn't have the presidential seal on it. right and it wasn't his signature no so. there's that and then there's no video. of him saying that until far later why. would they even test him for it like if. he had symptoms like it would you would.

think it's the flu let's treat him like. the flu it's a good thing to say you say. he's got Co like oh well shut it down he. wasn't wearing a mask shut it down and. and this idea of Co where you can't go. on screen shut it down he's got the co. he's going to give it to you through the. screen well also it's like if you're 81. you get Co you're not it's not looking. so good for you like you're like I don't. care if you're the president or somebody. else like it's a Bad scene what I read. something again read it might not be. real but they had given him 10 doses of. PA lovid and then one of my friends who.

was a doctor was like that is way more. than you're supposed to give someone. like why would they give him that find. out that's true cuz that might have just. been some here's the thing we're dealing. with so much misinformation so many. trolls so much [ __ ] it's so hard six. dose of p lovid on Saturday and. according to his doctor he's is. improving steadily Biden 81 tested. positive for covid-19 while campaigning. in Las Vegas on Wednesday he. self-isolated his home in Delaware while.

receiving the oral antiviral pill how. many are you supposed to take of. those six doses that seems like a what. is the side effects of pax Loven does it. have any side effects you turns your. wife into a selfish silly entitled. content only according to your son the. rest of the my favorite video was when. after the debate you answered all the. question you did great Joe he's like. stand there like he's gone we've all. seen a guy like that if you live long.

enough and you have grandparents or you. have friends grandparents you're going. to see someone like that this is the end. and when she's talking to him and like. she's got power for the first time yes. that's what I saying she's doing talking. at like speeches and stuff she's up. there talking it was like. misery she was Kathy Bates oh my God. she's like I've got you in my house. you're staying here here's the other. thing that's funny how badly do you have. to [ __ ] up a debate to lose your house. and your job like that is I think. historically unprecedent how did he lose.

his house he's getting kicked out of the. White House oh yeah well he's still he's. allowed to be there to the end right. yeah but allegedly the tall guys they're. not renewing the lease once he got. taller I think he's going to change. things yeah yeah because he on these new. drugs he's gonna he's goingon to say. listen guys give me another chance of. this this stuff that made me grow 6 Ines. like I [ __ ] got it man not only do I. god I think I'm better than I've ever. been before I you know I sent away for. this drug that would grow Me by 6 Ines. and it was a fraud I'm still at four. well you can um get those things done.

where they break your leg and stretch. you out oh there was a guy called what. was his name he deleted his Instagram he. was like this powerlifter oh I saw that. guy yeah did he delete it yeah probably. got tired of people [ __ ] on him yeah. it was he was a giant guy already yeah. he was like what 280 62 yeah and he. wanted to be 68 and he thought he was. small so he got his legs that's by. dysmorphia and he was from his family. for like a year oh my God got my knees. done was that his handle I think yes yes. yes yes yeah that's CRA there's a lot of. people that have done that they've got.

their legs and even their arms they've. got their arms lengthened well if you're. going to get the legs otherwise you look. like a penguin right you look weird. unless you were a dude with like crazy. long arms with is balance out where you. can't ever walk you can't run anymore no. we thought that too but you can there. was a guy that Jamie found that got it. done and he shows the difference and. then you see him sprinting that and that. man's name is Joe Biden n it's so quick. he grew 6 inches in a week this new one. they have is just way better it's just a. pill it's p Lo.

it six does six inches imagine if it. cures Co but you grow an inch guys would. be like oh I got Co the Rogan Experience. sponsor by Ma Lo it'll get you taller. forget that horse Pace at the end of the. [ __ ] Five Seasons from out my head. scrap it on the ceiling become a freak. like that guy that famous guy from the. you know that guy from the 1970s that. was like a beautiful handsome man and. then he kept injecting stuff into his. face oh yeah yeah yeah hold on I'll send. it cuz I send it to Tom sigura me and.

Tom seura send each other the most. horrific [ __ ] that we can find I get. Boomer memes from you yeah those are fun. they are fun boom are I'm sitting here. like is just texting me a boomer I send. you if I can get a smile on Michael M. face I'm serious I gotta find this dude. I send Tommy so much [ __ ] we send each. other so much [ __ ] our feed is just a. gross. disaster I know oh this is the old Tom. hold on I got he's got a new phone. number the best one I the one of the.

best texts I ever got I got a text from. Rosanne she said WTF with two question. marks and I thought okay she's a boomer. she sees something on her screen she. thinks I could see it too and like what. do you mean she goes you don't call me. like what's going on with you I'm. worried it was so sweet all right here. it is Jamie I want to send it to. you um I don't know what the [ __ ] this. guy was doing I guess this is all um. why is this not there we go um I just. sent it Jamie so this is what he well I.

want you to see the whole thing okay. because it starts out in 1969 he's. gorgeous man like beautiful handsome man. and then over time homeboy goes crazy Go. full screen so we could see like oh so. 19 days beautiful handsome man now. starts getting a little weird in 88 but. I think that's just age that's 911. that's just age yeah just age now things. start getting weird oh no this is the. beginning my oh I know this guy 2004 now.

it gets crazy look at the chin. something's going nutty now the cheeks. look he's trying to avoid the wrinkles. so he's turning his face into a [ __ ]. balloon and I guess it's just body. dysmorphia now 2010 but it gets real. crazy now he's done his lips 2013 it. starts getting real crazy look at that. 2015 I mean now it's just nuts now it. looks like you got attacked by a swarm. that's got to be a wig or something. something look at that I mean Jesus. Christ and it gets worse so the head.

keeps getting bigger look at 2019 I mean. that's just absolutely insane now that. look at it now if that guy just let. himself age he would just be an old. good-look guy but instead he went nutty. cuz that's body dysmorphia where people. can't see what they look like yeah I had. by dysmorphia I got not not facially but. by and it's gone away do you know you. know what stopped it I'm not even. kidding I've talked to you about this a. little. bit a few things did it but this was. like the moment where I I was like okay.

this is done I was at. Golds and there was a young dude there. early 20s I'd say who had stri delts and. I was like wow that's so cool and then. my brain said to myself I swear to God. this Happ I go you were just at the. Tesla Factory at two in the morning with. Joe Rogan Elon Musk and Jordan Peterson. and you go tell that kid that you think. you're jealous of his stride adults and. he will look at you like you're a crazy. person and that was when it clicked like. holy [ __ ] this is [ __ ] insane no one.

cares about your [ __ ] stride adults. except your girlfriend no they don't. care you don't think so they don't. [ __ ] care no they think it's gross. really yes girls you banging they they. don't like that MUSC that bodybuilder. build at all what do they like when we. were at Chris Helmsworth when we were. thin layer of fat over do you know what. else it was when we were at the. mothership opening night this guy came. in and I've met him since I don't. remember his name he was a bodybuilder. like in his 50s the chillis dude really.

nice very friendly no attitude I'm sure. you know who I'm talking about I again I. don't remember his name his name is. Chris maybe immediately everyone in the. room is like this guy's outgroup. Outsider it wasn't like this guy's cool. it was like he's not one of us and I saw. the energy change I'm like holy [ __ ] if. this was something people thought was. awesome everyone would be treating him. very differently well it depends on the. group that of course it depends on the. group but these this was normal people. don't look at they look at that as. freakish not as ad that's admirable like.

when girls have those huge implants at a. certain point it's not hot it's just. like there's something wrong with you. right you went crazy you went crazy yeah. and that's what happened to that guy's. face he went crazy but isn't it. interesting that there's something wrong. with us where we can't see what we. really look like we can't we can't. perspective is very difficult to acquire. when you when you're in the middle of. thatal illness when you realize like. holy [ __ ] my brain is lying to itself. it's very scary oh it must be when you. look in the mirror and you see your face. you're like oh my god oh with him I.

don't know what does he see who knows. man and I think once you've got to that. point like what are you going to do you. going to get it removed well then it. becomes your thing right well I don't. know you're the guy that guy oh God damn. cuz could have just got a face lift. buddy yeah get [ __ ] CRA what's her. name just something they're twins so you. were seeing maybe both of them during. that oh yeah well they both do it they. both have the same thing they both have. the same issue what about Matt. Gates who's Matt Gates the Congress oh. yeah he did his eyebrows not just he got.

Che he got something with the cheek too. oh did he whoopsies yeah you can't do. that if you're a public person and all a. sudden your eyebrows are like a and a. dude a 45-year-old housewife it was from. yeah he looked like a real housewife. yeah like Miami yeah he's got a frozen. forehead it was no but the cheek. implants and and and I don't imp yeah. implants are fillers it was something. nuts isn't that crazy too for politician. a politician like your wrinkles and your. the weathered look in your face is. actually good for your career no it.

isn't who who you don't think so no oh I. think so I think if you look at a guy. like RFK the the voice is a problem but. the the way he looks the the fact that. he's this like intelligent worldly guy. that's like seen a lot had a lot of life. you don't want a smooth face dude yeah. that's crazy that is literally CRA stuff. come on yeah that's I think and the nose. too looks well it's t to tell cuz it's a. different angle but uh there's. definitely that's not a natural nose and. I should know you might be.

right wow but the for the forehead and. the eyebrows are. crazy okay maybe the nose is natural. from that angle I could be wrong but. that's that is a crazy look that's a. crazy look but the thing is like he used. to be like the the chubby kid so I'm. sure in his head he's still always going. to be that chubby slob kid even though. like not you look fine before yeah but. it's again with like these with these. bodyb builds it was going to get bigger. they're never happy with like dude you.

hit 240 just like you're fine you know. how we could save Society we should have. a by electing K haris as president and. then have a reality show where all the. Congress people of cameras that follow. them all and get get to know the real. them oh god well that's called beep see. them in their. house right except that's not a reality. show Julia Louis dri has blocked me cuz. she was saying go go and vote and I go. you won five emys for showing that. politicians are all sociopaths blocked. buted yeah but I don't blame her but. it's true it is true but is you don't.

blame her that she blocked you I don't. blame her really I I block people very. liberally like I'm not I'm not yeah I. don't hear he just black people yes of. course [ __ ] them well I don't I'm not. there to be annoyed right they can. disagree with me that's fine but if. you're going to be playing gotcha games. I don't I don't hear it block blocked. that's Lex Lex is a block blocking fool. Lex oh Lex he's worse than me all my. people like can you get Lex to unblock. me I'm like he just wants positive. interactions only I which is fine I mean.

but it's not the internet I mean but I. guess you could cultivate a place where. you only have positive influences or or. you could have negative in the sense of. respectful or negative in like right but. or like it it the thing is with the. internet whenever there's a question. mark it instantly becomes like an improv. show. and like as any improv show it's it's. just torture it's just like like these. are not funny like everyone says the. same stupid lines it's it's it's rough. and the and don't get me starting the.

Boomers my God what do you mean by a. question mark like if I say is it just. me or is it blah blah blah or like have. why why is my body at my age still. making new farts and the things that. they reply some of them are going to be. very funny because it's farts but some. of them was just going to be like oh my. God just relax and so I I avoid question. marks as much as possible well there's a. lot of like very angry people out there. in the world yeah no [ __ ] and they love. to express themselves in this very.

strange way on on social media it's a. strange way to interact with people and. they love it I do like if I go to. someone's feed and all their comments. are just hostility you suck [ __ ] you you. got to block those people you don't want. that energy around you yeah you don't. want and it's not I don't know how many. of those people are even real people. there's a few of those there's a lot of. real people like that come on 100% but. there's also anytime there's a. politically charged issue or a person. who's engaging in politically charged.

issues like you do you're going to have. a bunch of bots that are attacking you. and a bunch of bots on your page and a. bunch of people that aren't real people. there's a lot of them and I'm sure. you're aware I thought that that was. nonsense and it's not and I've seen. enough receips that it's like holy [ __ ]. this really is a thing well you know. that FBI guy the former FBI analyst who. said that it's he estimated is somewhere. in the neighborhood of 80% of all. accounts on Twitter were Bots 80 80 8 Z. holy crap yeah I don't know if he's. right but I know that they wouldn't they.

wouldn't Supply Elon with the. information necessary for him to find. out whether or not it's more than five. which is what they were claiming they. were claiming somewhere in the. neighborhood but he he said that they. based that on like a 100 accounts like a. random 100 accounts he's like that's a. do small of a sample size but 80 still. FBI agent confirms Elon Musk claim of. under counting B on Twitter by. conducting his own research so what his. estimation was 80% I believe was it say. where it says yeah right there right at. the top Jamie oh here it goes uh when I.

consider the volume and velocity of. automation we're seeing today the. sophistication of bots that a given set. of incentives is likely to attract and. the relative lack of countermeasures I. saw in my own research I can only come. to one conclusion all likelihood more. than 80% of Twitter accounts are. actually Bots this of course is my. opinion but I mean uh there are Bots. where like if you reply something all. the replies will be like oh check out. Bitcoin blah blah blah sure but then are. then there's also those more. sophisticated Bots where like if you're.

going to go after Trump or go after. Biden they're going to swarm you and be. like actually blah blah blah blah yeah. 100% And I bet all the candidates use. them I mean I bet it's just I bet it's. legal right now I mean I don't know I. mean it was essentially propaganda right. but they have live bots made out of meat. you have people like Brooklyn dad and. what Harry S they're Bots right. essentially what's that girl JoJo. whatever her name is so how does that. work are those people paid yes who pays. them uh it's either DNC or the campaigns. we have the receipts for these people. it's not just by the way it's not at all. just the Democrats there's Republican.

operatives as well let's make that very. clear oh 100% I have a friend who has a. republican Instagram page and he reached. out to me to tell me that people were. contacting him asking him to do videos. and that if they he did those videos. they'd pay him money it like thousands. of dollars I want that like give me that. goo like you can get that goo I'm for. sale oh good yes that's good to know cuz. I've been talking to some people but I. was going to breach this with you but. I'm glad you brought it up on your own. perfect well how much do you charge to. lie oh lying I do for free it cost money. for you to tell the.

truth but propaganda if you want to be a. bot like who would you be a bot for the. Libertarians God you no Anarchy who. would I be a bought for you know who i'. be a bought for. who bman I kind of like him I love him I. like him now I I used to think why isn't. that gu I donate his campaign I used to. think why does that guy put a suit on. then I realized why don't I put a suit. on exactly you know I have like this. [ __ ] huge podcast and I wear hoodies. he wears hoodies his whole point my. people I shouldn't be taken seriously.

just because I'm a senator and I got to. tell you for me to say something. positive politician takes a lot the. barrier is so low for someone to go on. public record and talk about his mental. health problems that could help a lot of. people and I thought it was very. commendable him to do that also watching. him bounce back from his stroke I know I. thought the dude was toast yes we all. did right because when you stumble with. words that bad you struggle with. thinking that bad but it was just. poststroke but then we here we are what. was it like at least how two years later. yeah two years after 22 yeah seems fine.

and reasonable and like saying a lot of. stuff that he's he's like I'm a. progressive this is not what I stand for. no he said I'm not a progressive anymore. right he used to be he used to be what a. progressive what he thought of a. progressive he was the first one to tell. Menendez to resign and now rendez is. resigning from his own party so I I love. him by the way sener fedman if you want. to join with me and do a remake of twins. I'm totally down do you think that guy. would ever run for president I hope so. see he's a reasonable like actual.

leftwing person he's reasonable he's a. moderate right but would they ever let a. guy like that even get close like would. they telsey gabed. him well telsey was a was only a. congresswoman from Hawaii she didn't. have a big uh um and she ran against ber. govern right and when Bernie was her guy. and she ran against T man Elizabeth. Warren so they splitting that ticket. three that base three ways um I think. he'd have a great shot don't you I do I. do now but getting past the primary. would be tough because the machine. wouldn't like him because he's not.

reliable Biden was reliable he's a party. hack and he would do speeches with a. hoodie on yeah look at this guy this is. outrageous is it outrageous no his whole. point is we work for you yes no no he's. very reasonable I'm shocked because I. used to make fun of him I used to think. like this is so crazy that this guy. can't talk and he's going to run for. governor and then won I was like oh well. that's but he won against Dr Oz who the. worst well you know the guy got brought. up in front of Congress for making fake. weight loss claims you don't go from.

supporting Jesse Smet to being a trump. supporter right you're a complete phony. and clown and what was even funnier was. when Oprah came out and twisted the. knife and endorsed Federman at the last. minute did you remember that oh and he. was her boy oh wow interesting opra did. that oh yes she did fedman now I wonder. how many people that endorsed him back. then will Endor him now that he's like. outside of the I don't think he got many. endorsements but I mean how many people. that were like okay with him are still. you know because if he's speaking the.

way he's speaking and talking about. these issues you know what what could. make it happen What uh I if if Trump. wins again there's going to be a lot of. soul searching in the Democratic party. about like hey where we lose track that. we're losing to who they perceive as. this complete putts and that would be an. opportunity for someone like Federman. like it was for Clinton in '92 to be. like okay I'm going to steer this party. back to where Middle America is and we. could win on that those terms if they. were going to do that wouldn't they have. done that after Trump's first term and. instead they ran with Biden well they.

could have they didn't do that for. Trump's first term because first of all. Hillary got millions more votes second. of all they were too busy losing their. minds to think strategically this would. be a little different I mean after after. so but after they ran with Biden there's. plenty of like young enthusiastic people. they could have ran with yeah but I. think Biden for them you knew he was. safe he's a safe Democratic vote you. know what he's going to say he's going. to play the party game and he's kind of. tried and tested also like he knows how. Watton works it's kind of like one of.

those things where it's like my term. it's my time yeah it's hard to hate him. because he's just this sad old man in a. basement it's going to be a lot it was a. lot easier I don't think it would have. been as easy to put over clob bachar or. Budaj jedge they certainly don't want. Sanders because he'd be a loose cannon. yeah they didn't want Sanders at all. costs but I don't believe Buddha would. work either he do a lot of salad talks a. lot of words salad he's a kid like you. don't go from South Bend to PR first of. all how he also ra here's another reason. why I think she's in trouble uper Harris.

Buddha judge raised more money than her. yeah but don't you think they're all. just going to get behind her no no I do. but my point is how if you in when. you're running for president in 2020. can't raise as much money as a as a. senator from California right as the. mayor of Southbend Indiana your Rolodex. is not good right but that is just. trying to get through the primaries sure. but they weasel her in there shoehorned. her right in which was always the fear. when Biden was elected president like. hey if anything happens to him look I.

don't think it's a given that the people. are going to write the checks for her. that they would have done for him is it. said and done that she's going to be the. candidate for president no it's not the. convent the she has enough delegates as. of right now but Harris raised 200. million now do you know how that works. though here's what's interesting about. that have you ever do you know what. astroturfing is yes of course yeah so. explain to people how they do that well. Astro there's different ways to do. astroturfing but one of the things they. do is they attribute they attribute. donations to people that didn't really.

donate them but it's not only that it's. that there's no question that a lot of. these donors LED thanks to James. Carville who's a democratic strates for. many many years James Carville said hold. your donations if Biden's a nominee. that's the only pressure you have and. they did the donations trickle to a zero. and that's one of the reasons Pelosi and. the others freaked out oh once they. switch they're ready write those checks. again the question is it's July are you. going to be able to sustain this. fundraising through November and I don't. know that she will really because she.

didn't last time okay so there's no one. more thing there's no question that. whoever is the nominee of either party. is going to get a [ __ ] ton of money. that's not in dispute the question is is. she going to be as as good as a Hillary. who had the Rolodex the favors it's my. turn she had Wall Street she had body. count she had what Wall Street she had. Hollywood she had DC she had everybody. right KLA Harris no one likes her that's. a big difference but then people don't. like Trump either so that's a big.

problem for him so how could it work. that they would get rid of her how would. that possibly. happen uh you mean the publicly or. privately all the above because it seems. like well privately you'd have to be. black you have to sit her down and be. like here's what's going to happen if. you don't drop down yourself then we're. going to do X Y and Z but she already. said she's running yeah but she could. who cares I mean who knows what they got. on her did you not see the phone call. she had with the Obamas it was amazing. it was so candid it definitely wasn't. planned at. all Yeah just they happen to have a.

camera on her while she got a phone call. from the Obamas it was beautiful I I'm I. am surprised how quickly they uh flipped. the candidate without any pretense of. having some kind of competition well I. think they were feeling like they. couldn't win you know right but the. point is I'm shocked that they went. immediately with her as Plan B because. she is the one that is is in the. administration now which means all the. people that have jobs keep their jobs so. they're all very motivated that means. doesn't well she could get rid of some. of them that's what happened with with L.

Lyndon Johnson took over when George. Bush took over for Reagan they they. clean house they bring in their own guys. of course she would do that are you. kidding she's she would make it look. like a beniton ad she's. not she's she's the nominee from Netflix. like she's she's she's gonna make it all. you know Dei who could possibly take. over like how would they do that they. would have to they would have had to. have forced her not to declare which. would have been a very tough move. because if she's not the nominee now.

here's the here's my 4D chess okay 4D. chess 4D chess with Michael M Biden is. like all right we put her up we know. she's going to lose she can't go back to. the she's not gonna be governor of. California she's not going to be Senator. her career is done and that was his kind. of Legacy like you know getting rid of. her once and for all CU otherwise she's. going to be the nominee or strong case. for it in 2028 right but don't you think. that if she runs in 2024 that's very. likely there's a possibility like more. than 5050 that she wins I don't think. it's more than 5050 oh interesting I do.

I don't think it's more than 5050 at all. I think there's so many people that are. opposed to the idea of trump that's true. quiet people quiet people they're quiet. they're not like the Trump people are. loud like the in support of trump they. go to the rallies they they fill up. stadiums and so people in their head. they go oh he's more popular but the. people that are not willing to vote for. him they're on the quiet tip and they're. they're they might Talk Amongst their. friends and they might talk at work and. they might but they're not going to.

these rallies she didn't even make Iowa. last time last time so we got us three. months of her this is a woman who cracks. herself up cuz she sees a school bus and. goes the wheels in the bus go around and. round you know you didn't just fall off. a coconut. tree do you know that yeah her mom says. camea you did not just R the coconut Tre. in the cont text of yeah so I think this. is going to be and here's the other. thing how is it you're going up for that. debate and when Tulsi hits you with your.

record you don't have a counter punch. ready that makes no sense she didn't. have to she knew they were going to bury. it but she she they didn't bury it and. it ruined her it ruined her career it. ruined her campaign but she I think at. the time she thought they were going to. bury it well they W weren't going to. bring it up they she thought I mean. there was a lot of people that were very. high on her they thought she was going. to be the one it's true yeah and they. were wrong but maybe they're right now. but they thought that about Biden too. remember back in the day we got busted. for plagiarism in ' 88 never he was.

never the guy but he was running for. president in 1988 no I mean Del but. again just like they took her out they. took him out he came back and became. president yeah like what 20 years later. yeah but this time has accelerated 40. years is four years now plus she's got. the experience International experience. of being the vice president of the. United States and never the borders are. that never happened that never happened. you're crazy despite the fact that. people say she was the borders are newly. appointed bordar no the Republicans made.

that up and had a time machine it's a. cheap fake those are cheap fakes yeah. it's just such a wild time and most. people don't even the the average person. that's going about their job and. occasionally watching the news and. occasionally paying attention to the. news feed on their phone they have no. idea what's going on how nutty it all is. yes but the and but until they do it's. like gradually then suddenly yeah like. with the Biden debate if the corporate. comedians had done like Co bear and. Jimmy Kimel and all the other John.

Stewart's other bastard children had. done their job and made fun of Biden for. four years about being an old fart that. debate wouldn't have landed as hard as. it did the fact that it was a complete. 180 for what we were being told is what. really did him in so the more they're. trying to Hype her up now and of course. she's the new nominee she's the greatest. thing that's ever happened she's. basically another Oprah once she starts. opening her mouth and once here's the. thing that's going to I predict she's. notoriously difficult to work for the. New York Times New York Post covered. this at the time wait until people who.

are trying to get her into the White. House start leaking to the Press what a. nightmare she is to work with that is. going to undermine a lot of stuff for. her too those she's not she's not like. Hillary everyone's Linda what's name. Linda Bloodworth went to jail for. Hillary people ride or die with her K is. a different story well she had a really. high turnover of her staff right. 90% that's great what's normal I don't. know but it's not 90 in like a. year yeah it's not just that they left.

it's that they left and went to the. press and be like I can't she doesn't do. her homework and then she yells at me. for not being prepared like they went. leaked people leave these offices all. the time but they don't leak but it's. just so wild that the media is all. behind her now why is it wild cuz it's. interesting it's it's just wild to see. it's like the 180 yeah yeah the. shamelessness it's wild to see yeah but. what's even Wilder is seeing it through. Twitter yeah cuz you see their 180. switch and then people are like you guys. were just saying something different two. weeks ago yeah it's hilarious thank you.

Elon again yeah oh my God thank you Elon. because if it wasn't for him first of. all he changes the watermark yes for all. the other ones the things that all the. other social media companies would have. blocked you for more stuff is slipping. through the cracks now it's less people. are getting banned I think in these. other social media Networks cuz it's. just it highlights and and and in their. defense broadly speaking what's the. point of me Banning this person if. they're going to be in these other nine. sites or one other site then it's not.

actually accomplishing the purpose it's. just a waste of time and I'm alienating. potential subscribers orever um users. yeah it's wild man it's a strange. strange time again it's like the. Coliseum people but do you know what's. even funnier is that blue pilled people. on the left have been told and believe. that Trump is scared to debate. her yeah that's funny they think this. you really think they think that yes no. they don't have thoughts but that's what. they say they think that because she's.

young no she's a she's a prosecutor and. she's tough and yeah tough hashir boss. yeah and she's a prosecutor and he's a. crook so she's going to put him in his. place and everyone will. clap that's going to be interesting if. they do debate they're going to do. debate several if he lives yeah do you. think they're going to try to take him. out again yes yeah I do too yes I if. they did that this is not the only time. they're going to do that and then also. that one was so Lee Harvey Oswald it was.

so it was so perfect lone gunman at a. certain take him out if you're that. sloppy you're in on it someone had at. least know that he was under threat and. po they care that's the thing I don't. think that literally they worked with. this Crooks kid at all you don't think. so I don't think so what about the data. that shows that someone from the near. the FBI office in DC was visiting this. kid back being on on their radar screen. is not the same as like colluding with. him meeting with him right I don't know.

that them checking him out is the same. thing as he's working for because if he. was why would they check him out maybe. who knows why there's lots of reasons to. check somebody out point being you. working for the government right now yes. obviously you already get paid a mad. yeah I get paid my sh I didn't know you. get mad yes you did I I didn't know I. gave you the briefcase I didn't know I. didn't know but I was. scared point being if you I I think they. just don't didn't care right and if it's. your job to protect someone's life and.

you don't really care right at a certain. point something's going to. happen the whole thing was very strange. it's just very strange this kids past. and Blackwater commercial and yeah and. also the idea that again the media is. like yeah. whatever yeah yeah it's fine yeah well. it's also the news cycle today it's so. rapid it's like working on assembly line. like you don't have time to check Parts. you got to put that [ __ ] on there's. another one coming they were talking.

about the debate for weeks MH true and. they were not talking about this like. they were talking about the debate do. you think that they set him up they knew. that Biden was compromised and they let. him debate on purpose no you don't think. because they could have said no debate. no cuz I think first of all I think. again he's fine the state of the union. he probably has good days and bad days. and even the bad days that was probably. exceptionally bad and I think he has his. people I'm I'm the President Joe Biden. who's going to tell Jill no I think at a. certain point you believe your own.

[ __ ] don't you could be yeah I. always wonder because it was so early. though but in their head Trump in their. head we're going to put a nail in the. Trump coffin once and for all the guys. Hitler and a liar and all this other. nonsense that they believe so Joe's. going to come out there he was listen. look at his debate history Paul Ryan who. was no uh uh no dummy he was very good. against him he was very good against SEL. in 08 he was good against Trump in 2020. like they're just gonna nuke him that's.

what they thought I think interesting I. don't think so you think Jill said him. up to fail no no I think she's probably. delusional like that guy with the sh his. face saying she's delusional she is yes. but I think the people behind the scenes. knew exactly what was going to happen I. don't think that was I think if they had. a debate again it's it's not 100% that. it would be that bad again that's. interesting because again look at the. State of Union like sometimes he's bad. but not that bad but I think right but. the State of the Union was not live and.

yes it was no no you see that they found. out that it wasn't that they they looked. at his watch and his watch no yeah yeah. yeah uh do uh State of the Union. analysis Biden's watch no way yeah. someone zoomed in on his watch and his. watch was the wrong time. how could that even be well it could be. he's blind you can't see what time. on I don't know what they knew how do. you know what they knew you just you get.

a. feed you know I don't think all the. Republicans would agree to it. too who knows what they. knew they're all there live he's doing. it yeah you got Mike Johnson behind you. you got their all in the audience. crossing their hands when they don't. like what you say it's got to be live. let's see I don't see anything State of. the Union wasn't live I added watch it. could be some troll [ __ ] anything about. they got me yeah they could have got me. well there was no um Biden's.

watch look at Biden's watch incorrect. time state of the union he do never. watch as a sundal the guy like that. guy's 5,000 years old he's looking at. the. stars seant that's that why he has that. face no president bid's Oval Office. dress wasn't pre-recorded a fake image. yeah there is a fake image they got me. these sons of [ __ ] it's just amazing. how much stuff is fake floating around. say it again put it up also not the. State of the Union thing yeah it's not. the State of the Union wasn't no that.

was just him talking. after whatever when after he hadn't been. seen for a few days well that I believe. was could have been pre-recorded that. that wouldn't make a deal one big deal. one or another like if you're giving a. talk and you have something to say you. use the wrong image from a different. thing these. [ __ ] it's just like that stuff. like who's doing that stuff and why are. they doing that stuff why are they. having people talk about that and share. inaccurate information it's I think it's. to put everything into chaos so you know.

you have no idea what's true or what's. not true and then ultimately you you. don't know what to trust or what not to. trust which is a great way to get things. through because then Preposterous things. can happen and you're like what [ __ ]. happened and then you could honestly say. there's a lot of misinformation so we. got to crack down on it right and they. could probably be putting up some of. that misinformation themselves. what they would do some stuff that's. easily provable what they would do in. Eastern Germany the stazi they would. infiltrate like some group right with a. stazzy agent and that stazzy agent would.

be like we should over with other. government and everyone else would be. like you're crazy we don't want that and. they they get arrested for colluding. with someone who wants to overthrow the. government oh my God he's part of your. group yeah well look. thear that one's nuts 12 people were FBI. agents out of the 14 that were going to. kidnap her but they still act as if it. really happened oh it's so nuts man it's. so nuts it even says there's pictures of. his watch with the correct time on it. that were taken inside the Oval Office.

yeah these [ __ ] suckers they got me but. I I also don't think why would that be a. big deal if it was pre-recorded do you. know what I mean if he's just the the. idea is that if he's pretending to be. live but really can't be trusted because. he's so gone that they could edit it. this way I don't believe for a second he. had a. cold so you think they just pulled a. coup essentially we I I don't think the. coup is because of covid or. or it why would I okay one thing that I. think everyone most people would.

understand is these politicians are. power hungry people right why would I as. president step down when I do have still. a decent shot of being Trump again and I. beat him last time got him out of the. Oval Office especially when Mis hases. the ring right Mis doesn't want to let. the ring go right so yeah of course it. was a coup m can choose the. debate right am I wrong though n is so. good at. debating Mis was number one in his. class number one right misus has a.

higher IQ than. you don't you think they had to go to. threats yeah I wonder what else we get. him out of there I mean maybe they just. talk sensibly to him said look do you. remember when kill the whole party. because you don't want to step down do. you remember when uh Chuck Schumer told. Diane Feinstein she's got to resign and. she agreed and then forgot that they had. the conversation he had to talk to her. three times well at the end like she was.

having people behind her tell her what. to oh yeah yeah. yeah that was nuts they were Wheeling. her around yeah it's like you ever see. that video of uh the lady in Brazil who. brings a dead guy to the bank no tries. to get him to sign Jack she's like. holding his. hand TR trying to get him to sign the. money over to her you never seen no holy. [ __ ] it's amazing this lady brought a. dead guy to the bank no is that a person. or dummy he's dead he's a dead.

guy he's fully dead try to get to secure. a loan she's like no no no it's fine. it's all good here put that in your hand. sign this right here and they're like oh. my God look at this [ __ ] I mean the. guy's fully. dead Bank employees eventually calls the. police who arrest a woman she could say. well he died on the way over I didn't. know he's dead I thought he was just. sleepy Jesus just wanted to get some. money that's our president you have some. respect that's not our president yes it. was that's a dead guy was literally our.

president um do you think Biden's alive. yes and if you think he wasn't alive do. you think they' tell us if they have. this body double out there running. around for national security reasons. don't you think they would just keep. their mouth shut no because I think it. would behoove them if she got to be. president that she's a stronger. nominee so if he was dead. then they would it would be good because. she would be the president then and then. who would and then they would yeah H but. now uh there were rumors going around.

that during this window of time where he. vanished from the face of the Earth. which is not a thing that happens with. presidents where you don't know where. they are where he was like having a. seizure he was like this internet stuff. got abducted by aliens and they grew him. that's how he's better or be El the. aliens came along they they used the new. tech he opened the Gateway. he gained six inches spry peping a step. I I here's the question I have I don't. know if he's going to be there you know. January through January.

right right yeah he's got to make it and. I'm very worried about. Taiwan yeah because if I'm China or if. I'm Putin Now's the Time to move right. we got a vacuum of leadership in the. White House. o that's a scary one you think he's. going to serve out the term. I don't know when I see that guy that. supposedly is Biden I'm like I don't. know what's going on now I since we live.

in a simulation and I'm going to spoil. the best comedy of all time vep at a. certain point vep becomes president and. then she's voted out like five months. later oh and since officer Harris is. basically Selena Meyer just like dipped. in chocolate I don't think he's going to. be president through January wow. so who becomes vice president she's. gonna what she gonna pick one of these. Governors right who she gonna pick it's. either what Roy Cooper of North Carolina. Andy Basher of Kentucky or Josh Shapiro.

of Pennsylvania is the short list is. what I heard you know what they do they. do what like a kind of an insecure comic. D that's the one I was talking about. yeah yeah look at this one he. walks look how tall he is look he's. towering over her but also how how. quickly he's walking yeah he's got he. doesn't understand he thinks he's. walking like an old man cuz that's a. 40-year-old. dude very strange he definitely is. walking way better yeah do you have can. you put a foot just walk there's also a.

kind of a power to his step like he's. trying to walk slowly yeah well there's. there's an effortlessness to the way. he's walking this is again armchair. physiologist Joe Rogan um when I'm. looking at oh wait look side by side wow. this is from APR or something okay which. is the fake one I'm not sure the tall. one on the. left choreography acknowledging the. body's Awkward on camera walks stre the. South lawn his halting stiff gate well.

that looks the same as the the other one. the one on the left does yeah that looks. like this see again nah that looks a. little more effortless dude look he's. look he's much more. casual I mean he's walking with a little. bit of stiffness to his arms but his is. much more casual with his legs let me. see it. again I don't know I might be [ __ ]. with my own mind he's definitely taller. though whatever is yeah that's the thing.

that the big one is this one that's the. big one yeah yeah that one's nuts that. one freaks me out cuz look he's walking. fine he's walking fine and he's so big. look how big he is like clearly bigger. would you ever want to get a body double. A Joe Rogan body double I have four of. them right now do you yeah they're doing. all over the country in Open Mic nights. oh [ __ ] I just saw J Rogan can you. imagine yeah well the thing is about. like you can find uh a tall thin person.

well you can probably find some short. Jack guys that could pretend to be yeah. you just have to and there's enough. there's PL like especially if you're. just watching video yeah so that's a. different one yeah see okay that one's. very slow but also that could be the end. of the day but also look at his posture. though the head's at an angle instead of. straight up right that's the difference. for me well it's also he's he looks like. he's struggling there to walk whereas. the other one of the new guy the recent. one he doesn't look like he's struggling.

at. all so this is the look how he's going. up the stairs effortless man weird he's. going up the stairs like a regular. person yeah not falling well he's not. struggling there's like a a hitch to the. gate like what you saw at the debate. when he had to step down off the. platform he had to do it sideways can we. like remember when she was asked about. the debate by Steven Kar so look at this. one right now so this is him walking in. that other one he's really struggling. there but again that could be just like.

his mental ability it could come and go. especially with that [ __ ] juicy alien. cocktail they jazzed or it could be jet. lag imagine if he really did grow six. inches it really is Biden it did really. do have some stuff it rejuvenates you. but you also grow I'll get on that [ __ ]. in two minutes. it'll be a real problem why we're going. to look like the. anunaki like that dude with the [ __ ]. rubber in his face we're all going to be. 10 feet. tall like maybe that's what the anunaki.

are cuz the whole thing is that they're. supposed to be way taller than us I was. talking to Kurt meder about this oh boy. and I love Kurt he's the best I know I. just he will go off though he will go. off and his his eyes get crazy and he. gets to your face and he's [ __ ]. sucking on a vape pad and then it's so. great and I'm just giv me giv me giv me. oh the best and he had he had this whole. thing about the typography of the. different aliens and like these ones. hate these ones and these ones look. white and these ones look like arens and. Kur believes everything he the Jimmy. door show wrecked him being on that show.

he was normal before he started going. over there yeah well he was always crazy. but he was like a different kind of. crazy yeah but I don't think Kurt's. crazy because everything he says I look. up and there's receipts it's based on. something no no no I I don't mean crazy. like incorrect okay yeah yeah yeah yeah. Maniac yeah like I'll show you the walls. of text that he sends me I'm sure he. sends him to walls he lives here now. walls of yeah yeah yeah I trucked him. into moving here yeah good but he's the. best and he's such a funny dude too and. his his his ability to like have jokes. he's like a joke machine for any.

situation that comes. up out of two things Kurt told me that I. think about like once a week because. they're so funny and I'm just like I'm. in the presence of like a comedy Legend. one is he was talking to Patrice O'Neal. and Kurt had just seen Fight Club and. Patrice is like oh that's the ultimate. white people movie and Kurt's like what. do you mean he goes oh I don't have. enough violence in my life I got to go. seek it out and get I want someone to. punch me in the face I know what that's. like he's like yeah so that was one and. then Kurt did his homework on Paula. deine who got cancelled because she used.

the n-word once and he looked it up and. it turned out that she said it when she. was getting robbed at gunpoint as a bank. Clerk and he goes this is the most. Progressive old fat southern white lady. ever he goes they should build a statue. to her that's really when she said it. yes and dads will bring sons and the. plaque will say she only said it once. look son this is a progressive I didn't. know that's what happened yes a per per. Kurt please double check this yeah you. never know he also told me that that.

plane that disappeared got sucked into a. Vortex UFOs oh yeah he sent me videos. the Malaysian yeah yeah yeah that one. well remember Don Lemon asked if it was. a black hole on CNN the dumbest man. formerly dumbest man in television what. if it was a black hole isn't it. interesting watching guys like him. without out the whole production crew. what about Chris Cuomo yeah yeah Fredo. well what Dave Smith did to him holy. [ __ ] that was like Mike Tyson versus. Marvis Frasier in the 80s it was a. beautiful beautiful thing and it.

couldn't happen to a better guy and it's. it's even funnier is you know how Greeks. like Tantalus like in the afterlife he's. always reaching for water or food and. it's always out of his reach because he. served his son to the gods's food like. when you're on CNN like Rogan and these. podcasts even the audience is 100 times. bigger it's like beneath you because. they're like nothing and I'm the real. guy and now he's got to be a sidekick on. Patrick B David no disrespect to Patrick. at all and he knows that every single. person at CNN the camera guys the door.

guy is laughing at what a nothing in. their eyes he's become it's kind of. Genius by Patrick to put him on a show. oh it is personal hell it's kind of. Genius because you you really can't. escape not just what you've said but the. Tendencies you've developed in being on. those broadcast kind of sneering yeah. kudos to Patrick it's kind of crazy it's. hilarious yeah well Elon did it too with. with lemon with one show well lemon.

wanted ownership well it's not just that. the the way they had the conversation he. was trying to do CNN outside of CNN. that's how Elon said it he's doing CNN. outside of CNN it was and now [ __ ]. can't get arrested yeah but that's like. the quality of his discourse right. that's where deserves to be it's not. good conversation it's not interesting. you know what I always say I say the. enemy class is not composed of. impressive people and now the biggest. alpha male on CNN is Caitlyn Collins.

yeah yeah they're all gone well Jake. tapper's still there yes true he did he. I Jake Tapper is an honest guy I think I. I and and who who was The Other Woman. Martha was it who was the uh the female. moderator I don't know uh Dana Bash was. that her name I and everyone else must. give them credit for doing such an. honest and fair job of the debate they. let them both speak they didn't talk. over them the questions were reasonable. and tough questions for both parties I.

didn't think he had it in him so kudos. to Jake Tapper and I'm going to. apologize for saying that he always. looks like someone just farted yeah. because he did a great job and he also. did a great job with Chris Coons who's. head of Biden's campaign he was holding. his feet to the fire about the debate so. I didn't know where where this came from. but I was wrong about Jake Tapper. yeah it's um I think there's a lot of. people that are in media that didn't. want to do the thing that they're doing. now they didn't want to do it that way. but now they're in this machine and this.

is what they want to do because this. they want to keep their career well this. is their only way to have status these. are mediocre people yeah they they don't. have they're not gonna if you're not. writing for the New York Times no one's. reading your substack You're Nobody and. nothing you're not interesting they're. not impressive or interesting people. right look at this guy no opinion who. like he's if you look at his photo he. looks like Jared from Subway who exactly. who are you talking about no opinion. who's that he's he's one of these nobody. oh is it no opinion not Noah no it's no. I thought you saying Noah opinion n o a.

h p i n i o n so it's like Mike [ __ ]. like you know like Mike Hunt like it's. just like that yeah except he would not. like that has anybody seen Mike [ __ ] and. no one's seen no opinion interesting. well there's a lot of those guys right A. lot of them yeah and they're you think. they're just getting paid just like this. conservative guy that I know I think. necessarily that they're getting paid. it's that like they do not they're. violently antiaris metic no one wants. them at the party so all they can do is.

go on these other and I say this someone. who does this a lot myself go on like. social media and try to kind of make. Aaron rupar make a name for yourself by. just spouting complete nonsense who's. the best at It Best in what way Keith. Oberman oh. my favorite angry. lesbian she she literally has brain. damage he's a gift really oh yeah what. happened traumatic brain injury from.

what like got hit by like a Tinder block. or something look this up Jamie it's. it's on his Wikipedia oh that makes. sense yeah so he's he's he said did you. see that he said to the CNN building. should be burned down oh he said every. kick everyone out and burn down the. building for what because of the debate. wow yeah this is not not someone who's. well so uh when did he get H in the head. by I think the'80s whoa it's been a. minute yeah oh man and what's even. funnier is his Twitter he used to have a. million Twitter followers and it's.

slowly been going down because he. because at a certain point even the. Boomer like okay dude calm down like. Trump isn't literally goingon to kill. you tomorrow oh he's amazing yeah he's. so great he's a gift remember when we. used to do that show from his basement. oh yeah with the resistance yeah you. know and any day now Donald Trump will. be locked up so I'm just going to shut. the show down and then well he was right. he did get locked up they yeah they. arrested him yeah eventually that's a. crazy one huh the 34 counts of felony. counts that were all misdemeanor and did. you see Andrew Cuomo yeah came out and.

like this is [ __ ] yeah and talked. about it on Bill Mah yeah yeah that I. was surprised that Cuomo was a guy they. shouldn't have got rid of because that. guy could have won he could have been. the president he know the what about. killing all the old people yeah that was. a little bit of a problem but we didn't. know we didn't know when you're. president you're supposed to kill young. people not old people right not supposed. to take covid patients throw them back. in the nursing homes and then put a. bunch of people on ventilators whoops. yeah whoopsies but they didn't know they. thought ventilators were the way to go. but they knew sure but the point is if.

you got something this bad wrong and. then tried to cover it up it's going to. be hard to get through that White House. yeah that's a bit of an issue yeah the. uh the nursing home things and also as. as a New York Jew that New York Italian. attitude I don't know if that works in. in Middle America if you're trying to be. president you're going to have to. something to deal with well Chelsea. Handler said she was cuomosexual so that. settles that Chelsea Handler was that. what that dude's final form. was everybody loved Cuomo when he was. running New York at the beginning of the.

pandemic because he seemed so reasonable. and measured and leader likee well he in. his one thing I did like about him is. that he would have those daily updates. so he was doing trying to do what he. could to be as visible and and you know. have as much information as possible. better then the guy the lady they have. now who says black people don't know. what computers are Kathy. hok Jesus Christ get this [ __ ] of broom. and send her back where she came from. holy. crap Jesus Christ are they wild they. don't know what computers are New York.

is a New York is a rap this is why I'm. here I still I I'm F oh I want credit. from your boy Elon what' you do I am the. first person on Earth I believe learning. how to drive on a cyber truck really yes. you didn't know how to drive at all I. still don't really oh my God my buddy. Colin Robs a professional car tester. whatever NASCAR my buddy Sky King they. rented a cyber truck they're like all. right let's let's do it's like my fourth. lesson I only clipped one.

window um but I was doing on what would. you hit uh I didn't I wasn't told Colin. that when you're going down these narrow. streets you're supposed to hug the. median instead of imagining that there's. two lanes so I some parked car had a. window had a mirror excuse me and I. clicked it but it was fine and the. window popped off off the Cyber truck. the mirror and we popped it back on oh. so just bent backwards not even like a. little just right yeah well they they. give in they move yeah that's what the. way they're designed yeah that's a crazy.

car to learn how to drive on yeah it was. wide yeah big and also like heavy as. [ __ ] but I felt safe that if I got an. accident somebody else would have the. consequences that's true which was the. fear that people have about people. driving those things you're essentially. driving a giant steel box that's. bulletproof and you know that puts on a. like a show oh yeah it'll dance for you. right there's a laser show and there's. also a megaphone really yeah and also. he's a Simpsons fan because when Homer. Simpson designed a car for his brother.

and ruined his brother's Company Homer. said there should be horns everywhere. and they should all play like kukara and. you can make the horn one of like 15. choices is like kukara oh my God and I. know that's a Simpsons joke that's. hilarious he's done a lot of wild things. with that car with all of his cars it's. like the you know if you say uh you. press the speak thing and say open. butthole the port opens up to charge it. does yes it does I'll show you mine's. out here oh my God that's hilarious you. say open butthole the port pops open.

he's like. 14 there's very few humans like him that. are going to be able to run a social. media site like that and and also just. be able to handle being attacked. relentlessly and like complete Teflon. open. butthole see do does someone say it open. butthole yeah just say it wow hilarious. I still never I've been around him a. couple times I've never hung out with. him so I'm looking forward to it he's a. good dude yeah he's a fascinating.

character I mean he's handling this very. bizarre position in life as about as. good as you can I mean no one's going to. handle that very well I think he did it. he really stuck his neck out with with. uh Twitter I'm dead naming it um $44. billion is a big stick your neck out cuz. what's it worth now I don't think it's. the money is a stick your neck it's that. he's a Target now and that people who. used to love him for the electric cars. now think he's a fascist isn't that. interesting like the people that loved. him in California if you drove a Tesla.

it was a sign that you were. environmentally conscious you read the. New Yorker yeah you're a good person. yeah yeah you're driving a Tesla I still. think I don't think there's a stigma to. it yet not yet they haven't completely. they're too good they haven't yeah then. they haven't completely um marginalized. him or tried to or stigmatized him. rather I should say it just doesn't work. it just kind of drifts off of them cuz. there's so support for him you know is. just most people recognize that you. really especially when the Twitter files. came out when taib and shellenberger. released all those Twitter files and you. you realize like there was like a real.

concerted effort to hide the truth from. people and then people being gas lit to. being like we knew all this the whole. time no no we didn't so also the stuff. about Co with Jay bataria and all all. those other people that got unfairly. maligned you know real exper actual. experts and the government was telling. them to suppress them which also tells. me they wouldn't be able to do it a. second time you think so because he I. think he he's autistic enough that he. digging his heels right and that's not a. knock against him that's a a.

compliment I wonder if someone's going. to try to take him out he's got great. security and body doubles does he have. body doubles well he's got that Chinese. guy he's he's he's got to be like a. robot he's got to have like like Le 100. clones of himself have you seen the uh. Chinese Elon no there's a guy who looks. almost exactly like him who lives in. China so slightly off like if it was. like you spliced him wait you're saying. there's this Chinese person who looks. like somebody else it looks almost.

exactly like. Elon not like a regular Chinese guy. let's can you pull her up yeah I can't. tell if this is real hold on I think. it's real because I just want make sure. I didn't pull the wrong video up as well. right yeah cuz he can [ __ ] with you now. he's just going to pull up Jackie Chan. Bruce Lee look. I think this is him it doesn't look like. a a deep fake oh yeah that yeah okay I. could see it I mean I think yeah I think. that's the one see looks like a deep. fake too it does look a little de that's.

how Elon talks God that's pretty close. but the the Motions aren't correct yeah. but the the thing's doing with his lips. the eyes aren't moving right that looks. fake yeah and the clothes are way off. that didn't right at the end it looked. okay 1 million followers holy crap. that's there's a lot of videos of this. guy up there yeah it's hard to say man. because there's something about his face. to me I got that uncanny valley thing. going on with this like it might this. looks like [ __ ] oh by the way he's. got good dimples moving here the side.

the muscles in the face are moving. pretty good you can't that's pretty hard. to the eyes are really creepy boy those. are El eyes just the weird eyes as well. it's so. close but he doesn't look. Asian that's what's weird that's elon's. face that really does look like that. really does look likei. AI there's no way that's not AI That's. elon's face Google is the Asian Elon. Musk fake that's that's elon's that was. face the one that I saw that I remember. seeing was from about two years ago and.

it was much less obvious it was like. close like oh look at that guy looks. right just like him look at this. suspended. from oh oh has been suspended wow why is. he suspended. Chinese doppelganger suspended from. China's Tik Tok. huh interesting so it's.

real huh he's been dubbed by internet. I'm sorry why are we not calling him the. Chinese. [Music]. knockoff that's that's the line he's the. he's the Chinese knockoff Elon um much. cheaper shittier quality he's been. deleted on weebo uh all but three posts. are left Yong. musk the account largely inactive as. well local reports have noticed that. elong doppelganger was banned for. violating Community guidelines see I. wonder if they're running him through a.

filter though man that's got to be come. on really good software engineer and he. just said [ __ ] it I'll show you yeah I. mean it seems like he's probably close. enough and then did some. Shenanigans it's going to be so hard to. tell face swap isn't that hard to do not. hard at all and AI gener videos and. images it's going to be so hard there's. been ones of you oh yeah oh did you see. the one El just play did you see the one. of Harris yeah oh my God that was. hilarious and did you see what uh Gavin. Newsome said to him no Gavin Newsome.

said that that you should be posting. this we're going to make it illegal and. I'm going to sign a law and uh he said. Professor suck on these nuts no he. didn't yes he did Elon said that to gav. yes he did yes he did yeah pull pull. that that post up Jamie it's so. hilarious he said uh professor sug on. de's nuts says it's legit and that. parody is uh legal H I forget what his. exact quote was I'm paraphrasing but. parody is allowed by law which it should.

be of yeah no [ __ ] yeah but the fact. that they're using AI to generate her. saying a bunch of stuff but was it a I. wasn't that actually her voice though. yeah I thought they clipped it wasn't AI. oh it wasn't AI I thought it was like. sound bites that they stitch together. perhaps cuz it's not it's choppy right. but yeah I don't know how they did it. they most certainly could do it with AI. though that that would also make it seem. choppy because it doesn't really run in. the Cadence of a normal human speech but. I it seemed like the words were like you.

know I They just added like not the. words were not anything fancy could. remember when they did that with Reagan. no yeah they did that with Reagan that. was the first one they ever did way way. way back in the day um they I think it. was Iran I forget which country did it. but they made some fake audio recording. of Reagan and then uh upon analysis and. again this is in the 80s right so the. technology was very crude at the time. they just audio stitched it together and. edited it they found bits and pieces.

from each one of his speeches that they. had compiled this this one thing to but. that was the first time that ever. happened Elon retweets altered Kamal. Harris uh campaign she says manipul look. what it says back up says manipulating. voices in an ad like this should be. illegal I'll be signing a bill in a. matter weeks to make sure it is and then. he says on I checked with renowned world. Authority professors sug on D nuts and. he said parody is legal in America oh my. God hilarious we don't deserve him.

hilarious what a wild dude wow what a. wild dude because he's not scared of. those folks because he's the richest man. in the world would you be SC it's not. like it's not would you be scared of. Gavin new no but it's also like what. Gavin Nome represents he's a part of. this machine right that you know you. attack him like that they're going to. attack you even if you don't ATT find. that Reagan thing even if you don't. attack them like that they're gonna. attack you the Reagan audio compilation. I forget what it was in reference to but. it was. something some I mean Reagan was saying. something outrageous that he would never.

say and they well they have that for. like IR ran they have a bunch of people. saying whatever you want them to say but. this was back in the day and then they. put it on television on the news showing. all the different pieces of different. speeches of him wearing different suits. of all the things that he had actually. said and how they they pieced it. together this is like very early early. on indication that you got to be careful. with technology this was you know very. rudimentary technology relatively. speaking like you have to pee what. exactly did he say I'm trying to find it. couple more minutes um they took a bunch.

of uh Ronald ran speeches and they. spliced them together to make. an an inaccurate a. fake make him say something he never. really said but I remember it was on the. news it was like a big deal I don't. remember this at all I feel like I'm. Reagan I don't remember it maybe it's. one of those um Mandela effect yeah I I. I'm having something with that right now. with what my friend Michael wolf he's a.

strength coach here here in Austin he's. got a great dog named chops and I. remember very distinctly that chops. looks like he's mostly Great Dane he's. got the the co the coat color is big and. I remember distinctly Michael telling me. Oh we did the DNA test he's actually not. great Dan at all he's something. something else and has some ran rback. and I'm hang out with him and chops and. I go to him I go it's just so funny that. there's no Great Dane in him he's still. and he goes what are you talking about. and I go you did the test he goes never. did this and I don't know any other dog.

where this could be so I'm paying for. him to do the D indana test to see if. this is a Mandela effect thing whoa cuz. I remember very specifically that. conversation that's bizarre yep you. think the simulation's real yes I know. it's real CU it keeps winking you've had. it wink to you all the time sure thanks. a lot I was I I was with you at the um. green room and I go Joe like like all. these things are happening does it ever. get normal he goes no you go no no no. you're just GNA have to go with it like. this like I talked to Jordan Peterson.

about this he goes at a certain point. you wake up and you're like oh the. president's yelling me today and he's. like you just have to accept this is. what your reality is yeah when it. happens to me I just hear that Queens of. the Stone Age song go with the flow. yeah it's like all right this is this so. yeah Roseanne's texting me now okay I. guess this is my life this is we deal. with yes you of course we're in a. simulation you don't think that this is. a a 3D projection of a 4D world and. who's running it I don't the machine. elves right that's more likely yes yeah.

tricksters yes that's why it's so silly. that's why it's so fun for me right and. for you and any comedian right a real. comedian yeah if you really embrace the. chaos yeah not if you're CH double mask. and right tell people how to vote Yes. and and put on a song and dance for. fizer yes God good Lord good Lord Steven. kar's priest must be but he wasn't. really a comedian coar was never stand. up yeah but Strangers With Candy was one. of the greatest shows of all time it was.

one of the most transgressive shows of. all time and now I don't know what. Strangers With Candy. is oh my God I never watched I only knew. him from the coar report and from being. on The Daily Show stranger with candy is. one of the greatest shows of all time. really I'll tell you what it's about. it's about starring Amy sederis Davis. Sis's sister it's about a woman named. Jerry blank who returns to high school. picking up her life where she left it. off as a Teenage runaway and she became. a user AB Boozer and a loser so she's. this 47-year-old ex junkie prostitute.

yeah and coar was her teacher 99 yeah. wow well coar was amazing as that. character yes and then when you see him. on the his actual show you're like. hey is that really you like who are you. he knows better that's why he's not off. the hook in my book Mr noblet was the. teacher yeah Jerry I know that you know. we have our tough times and you think. that I hate you but I want you to know.

that I hate you she like I hate you too. Mr noblet we probably shouldn't hug no. no probably not I want to check that. show out how many seasons did it go. whenona Ryder was in the last episode no. can yeah they got Wi on Rider on TV I'm. it's so weird that I never heard of it. before the pilot episode May I didn't. have forgot the pilot episode they try. to get Jerry to spy in her locker mate. because they suspect her locker mate. might be. [ __ ] and they're like well why do.

you want me to to uh you know turn her. in and he's like well you've got those. braces and they tend to be attracted to. you know shiny objects oh my God so that. was the pilot. episode wow it had three seasons it was. only on TV for like a year and a half no. no it was three years it wasn't a year. it's what this says I'm looking at the. Wikipedia it says like season 3 started. in July 2000 and ended October 2000 when. did season 1 start April 99 ended July. 99 wow there were that quick so there. were like yeah those six month seasons. it was uh there was one episode I have I.

have a what was it on Comedy Central. centr oh okay that I have in my living. room framed because I wrote to her she's. hooking up with the football player and. she's like don't worry about getting me. pregnant my ovaries are diseased so I. have my ovaries to Michael my ovaries. are diseased Jerry blank signed by Amy. that's awesome is a great and but so he. was on this show and like him and the. other teacher are giving each other. [ __ ] in the bathroom like that kind. of humor and now look at him yeah.

remember when he was dancing with Chuck. Schumer and he high fives him you ever. see that no oh yeah they're all wearing. masks and they're dancing around outside. and he's dancing Chuck Sho and he dances. over and high fives Chuck Schumer I hope. it's worth it for him however much money. they give him it is watch this see. they're all dancing. look no no no yeah no look at all these. people masks on outside that lady's. double masking why take he's not wearing. a mask of course he's a rebel he's from. Strangers With Candy he's a wild man.

look at him well he probably recently. got vaccinated or something. ridiculous the mask days even when I. look at videos and I see people wearing. masks I can't believe that's real can't. believe that was just a couple of years. ago what about you still see them in the. airports yeah goofy people well always. assume now that they have like some. disease it's a good thing to assume I. used to assume they're from another. country yeah yeah people from other. countries would wear masks all the time. there a lot of M in Jaan being polite. they're just being polite they don't. spit on you yeah these people over here.

are just nuts you got to go to Japan. dude I will go Michael M you're the. [ __ ] man I appreciate you very much. it's always fun hanging out with you. thank you so much sir my pleasure. brother let's hang out yep okay bye. everybody. [Applause]. [Music].