Joe Rogan Experience #2178 - Sam Morril

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day Cheers Cheers see front. see awesome to be at the club last night. yeah it was fun having you last night. was fun it's good night really fun yeah. it's a fun place man yeah little. Disneyland yeah it also was like a. throwback I'm like I I left Kil Tony on. Monday I was like I haven't had my shirt. smell like cigarettes in a while yeah.

all those guys in The Green Room are. smoking cigarettes I had one I don't. smoke but I was like I was like [ __ ] I. have one what the hell what the hell. yeah that's a what the hell room yeah. this a I mean it's one of those things. like create something with like this. intention and you kind of hope that. it'll work out good but that place. almost sort of made itself into what it. is it's like it's got an energy to it I. think it's also because of that building. that building was made in 19 27 and.

everybody's performed there Willie. Nelson performed there Stevie rayon like. you look in the wall Black Flag all the. walls inside the green room all those. posters those are all bands Misfits All. bands that perform there wow cuz it was. a rock club for a long time and then it. the whole thing it was like all but it's. a big venue though I don't know if it. was two different rooms I think at one. point in time it was just one room yeah. and then I think with the Alamo Draft. House they turned it into two rooms then. it was a movie theater for like 10 years.

years and then uh when they went under. we had the two rooms then we just. adjusted everything and changed a lot of. stuff and turned into a comedy club yeah. it's cool as [ __ ] but it's got that. building's alive man yeah like you walk. in the building and you're like this. [ __ ] building's alive it feels like. everyone's a comedy fan too and you walk. in it's it's pretty cool yeah you build. it they will come it's like feel the. dreams yeah not for everybody for you. for you it is but not for everybody what. do you mean well I mean not a lot of. people are building comedy clubs they. don't come yeah but they don't do it.

that way you did it right but we did it. I swear to God I mean it sounds stupid I. don't believe in fate necessarily I. don't not believe in fate but I'm not. like one of those people that's like. preaching it if I wanted to believe in. fate though I would believe in fate. because of this because it's like every. it's like you ever drive and you just. hit every green light for whatever. reason I can't drive you don't drive I I. have a license but I'm dog [ __ ] I it. hurt me as a young comic because Joe. list would always [ __ ] on me cuz we did.

a Rog gig like I want to say like almost. 15 years ago together where I got us the. gig it was co-headlining but it was a. casino run and the thing was like you. have to split the driving it was like 30. hours of driving total so he's like can. you split the driving with me I said of. course and we got I already [ __ ] up. cuz like we flew into the wrong City on. the wrong day cuz of me I was such a. [ __ ] young idiot so so we flew into. like Michigan it was supposed to start. in Wisconsin and he was like you [ __ ]. we're pro rated I was like I [ __ ] this. we're pro rated and then he was already. mad at me and then he's like all right. your turn to drive and I started driving.

he was like what the [ __ ] is happening. this is horrible and and he always. quotes me as saying like no I'm not a. bad driver I just can't turn well and he. was like yeah that's a bad driver you. [ __ ] idiot so he tells his story. about me all the time being like like a. city he calls me a city hick that's like. he started calling me that but yeah I. can't really I have a license I pass the. test but I'm I'm dog [ __ ] it's not that. hard though I know I'm that bad I don't. know why I'm that bad at it that's so. weird you're so smart I would imagine.

but you're smart to talk to oh thank you. I I'm a bad driver you're good socially. thank you man so imagine you're easy to. talk to so would imagine you'd [ __ ]. be able to negotiate the distances. between vehicles and turn the wheel I. [ __ ] my way through a license I. didn't I failed two tests in New York. they were in the Bronx and then I got a. driver who I made her laugh out of the. gate and I was like I'm in like I knew I. just said like I suck at this I failed. too please don't fail me and she laughed. and I was like I'm in I'm going to and I. hit something and she passed me wow. would you hit remember it was some I it.

was a cone or something it was like okay. something minor it was minor yeah it was. a kid it was nothing not a big deal. drunk hit a kid but she was like you you. got you got me to laugh man I can't. imagine not being able to drive because. it's just like it's free driving is. freedom yeah if you can't drive and. there's a car there like what the [ __ ]. stck waiting on somebody to have someone. else drive you though if that still. happens that's true if everything goes. sideways there's no more Uber and no. more lift yeah and you have to figure. out how to work a stick shift I'm in.

trouble yeah you're in real trouble yeah. if there's if there's a civil war yeah. it's going to be hard to hail a cab yeah. if there's a civil war where are you. going to go I think I'm going to Cave. pretty early are you no I don't know I. don't know what I'll do come here really. mhm yeah I'm welcome here yeah all right. yeah for sure and if it goes sideways. you want to be in. Texas cuz this place is already ready to. be its own country but why do you guys. want me what do I bring to the table. funny that's all you need take it good.

guy Good Guy funny good to hang with one. bad set though they're going to there's. going to be a talk like you got to cut. this guy nah we've seen too many good. sets I'm not buying it one bad set you. just need a pep talk it's like Theo. vaugh does he oh I did a gig with him. once and he was we did a gig in in. Edmonton together and he was so in his. head and I was like they were like. obsessed with you what are you worried. about but he get in his we got we had to. cancel the [ __ ] this was crazy as how. in Edmonton and there was like a wild. fires in Edmonton and this is how.

different personalities we are like I'm. [ __ ] in my I'm like oh the show is. going to be canceled we're not going to. be able to perform out here this is like. bad air quality and he's like nah man. it's cool and then within 10 minutes the. agents called and they were like the. city shut down you can't and this is. like right after Co so I'm like we can't. perform indoors we can't perform. Outdoors like can we do [ __ ] anything. and and they were like we you stay an. extra day and we're like of course and. then we like the air will be better. right and they're like it's the next day. 10 times worse wow like you couldn't it.

smelled like uh a. casino but Outdoors were you in New York. when they had that orange smoke in the. air I was I felt so whenever something. bad happens in New York and I'm not. there I feel like a traitor cuz I'm such. a city hick but uh no I was on I was. like I think the second time I did my. own tour bus so I was like really pumped. to be on the road and I saw that I was. like I'm a piece of [ __ ] that's Canadian. smoke too that was Canadian smoke that. was weird the orange thing was weird. it's it's like end of the there's a lot. of end of the world [ __ ] happening.

lately yeah oh yeah a lot the orange. thing was weird too because there was. this great conspiracy because there was. some missing chemicals there was. apparently missing chemicals like. serious amounts does it always have to. be like a comic book you know it's. always so [ __ ] creepy well the whole. world is like basically some bizarre. movie now the Trump thing the shooter. the all the stuff that's coming out. about the shooter now the more you read. about it the more you're like what is. going a black rock thing too right yeah. did Rock commercial they knew that there.

was a suspicious person 10 minutes. before Trump went on stage they still. would let him go on stage they saw him. on the [ __ ] roof and they didn't. engage they saw him on the roof with a. rifle bad Secret Service right there. they wouldn't put Secret Service agents. on the roof cuz they said there was a. slope to the roof and it would be. dangerous it's more dangerous if the. president ex president get shot bro. which he did they let him get off the. kid got off three shots and apparently. there was one that we saw that hit his.

ear and you see the bullet like the. photographer got a bulleta flying by his. head but apparently there's another one. of a bullet going by his left side of. his head so it went by the right side of. his head hit his ear went by the left. side of his head as well cuz the guy got. off three shots yeah and he just missed. Trump every time there was a one shot of. him like turning his head and I'm like. are you [ __ ] kidding me it was that. close dude it's so crazy it's so crazy. and the fact that they had such poor. security guarding him like they did such. a terrible J.

job my uncle convinced it's [ __ ] my. uncle's like there's no way this is real. I don't think it's not real but look. here's the deal okay I'm not accusing. anybody of anything just want to be real. clear yeah but they have organized. assassinations before sure and when they. organize usually starts a war. assassinations it looks just like that. and when they organize assassinations. one of the things they like to do is. have some [ __ ] loser kill the. president and then they kill the [ __ ]. loser and that's a rap this kid kind of.

like stops all the leads everything's. like where's he go so they have his. phone they say they can't get into his. phone [ __ ] I know you read my text. messages yeah why bre kid phone how can. you not get in that kid's phone it's. always Shady right they always die. instantly like Kennedy assassination too. like a nightclub owner kills Lee Harvey. oswal I'm supposed to believe there's a. nightclub owner with a heart of gold out. there runs right up and shoots him in. front of cops yeah what is this the end. of shaft what the [ __ ] is going on Sha.

no it's like rid superly that was the. end of Superfly the new shaft ended like. that too the end of Superfly he he tells. him something stupid like that uh it's. cinematic as [ __ ] it all feels like a. movie yeah it seems like a bad movie. from the 70s yeah it's weird that's how. every 70s movie ended by the way a guy. just gets shot in the face right there's. a lot of that every movie you're just. like it's like a guy gets shot in the. face and then the credits and you're. like I guess this is. the guy on the roof is just bananas yeah.

that roof was 150 yards away and if. you're a good shot with a rifle hitting. a human being at 150 yards is quite easy. I don't know if his rifle had a scope. I'm assuming it had a scope someone said. he was using iron sides can you find out. but but he wasn't like set up in advance. he just went up there right I mean. that's that's how they he had a. rangefinder okay so the kid was walking. around the the whole perimeter of the. area with a rang finder.

which. is instantaneously if your secret. service you see someone with a. rangefinder walking 150 yards where the. president is you tackle that [ __ ] guy. you don't let that guy get on a ladder. yeah this is your Super Bowl what the. [ __ ] are you doing now he brought a. ladder the guy didn't just bring a rifle. he got through there with a rifle and a. ladder I don't know what kind of rifle. it is I don't know if it's kind of rifle. where you could disassemble and. reassemble like an assassin like screw. it. together but whatever it is all of it.

stinks every part of it stinks and every. person who talks about him it's like the. classic incel like never spoke never. this is this this was an old bit of mine. I was like that should be the the Reon. that should be if you want a gun you. have to be a good. conversationalist you better be chatty. because that's like every person who. does these shootings things are. assassinations it's like they're the. quiet creepy [ __ ] dude yeah it's very. strange the whole thing's very strange. there was also photos of him that where. he had long hair and wear lipstick and.

looked like a girl I think that was. [ __ ] though [ __ ] too but that's. that's a problem like everything's. [ __ ] now the commercials the Black. Rock commercial and then there's some. videos of him in high school talking. about having a 10inch penis he looks. like he's just having fun with his boys. that there's a video of him saying he's. a 10inch penis yeah but it's like he's. joking around you know like uh I have a. 10-inch penis you know like that kind of. thing weird dude I'm just a weird kid. yeah but how did he get in the Black. Rock commercial um what happened after. that I don't know I mean if I was the.

CIA let's just let's not even say CIA. let's say if I was some shadowy. intelligence agency that did these you. know undercover operations that are a. little sketchy i' like find kids like. that that's that's your money maker. that's how you do it if you got a plan. you want to do something you get some. guy that's basically got nothing going. on in life and then you know you Mentor. him become friends with him maybe that. guy's dad is a alcoholic who beats you. know maybe his mom is a [ __ ] junkie.

who knows maybe he's like his life is. terrible and you can provide mentorship. and you can provide you know just. camaraderie something something wow I. mean wish I was a secret agent you know. and then you tell this guy you tell this. kid hey um you know you could help. America you we can work you into the. program you could be one of us now you. saying conspiracy I'm I'm listen you're. entertaining it conspiracies are real. sure they're real I mean whatever the. [ __ ] happened in Dallas Texas in 1963.

it's not what they tell you that's one. thing 100% you're going to be sure there. is there is no objective journalism with. no slant not leaving anything out. whatever happened with Lee Harvey Oswald. and the Kennedy and having some beef. with the CIA and some weird [ __ ] over. maybe Bay of Pigs or something right. like they immediately how about Alan. Dulles who he fires he fires and then he. gets assassinated and Alan Dulles is.

running the warrant commission he's a. part of the warrant commission it's it's. Shady so much Kennedy [ __ ] over the. years is so shady the shadiest the. shadiest that he's the biggest indicator. the biggest piece of evidence that. someone from somewhere organized. together to kill that guy it wasn't just. Lee Harvey Oswald although I'm of the. opinion that Lee Harvey Oswald was also. a part of it yeah cuz everybody wants it. to be binary right they want it to be. one or zero yes or no Lee Harvey Oswald.

acted alone or he was just a py but that. guy clearly was also doing something. with intelligence agencies cuz he was. able to go back and forth to Russia he. learned Russian he married a Russian. woman came back to America and he was. also living very well when he was over. there he was spending money that like. you're not making this on whatever PDM. horeshit you're making over there like. he was like going to nightclubs and [ __ ]. yeah yeah the whole story sucks yeah the.

whole story seems like he was some sort. of undercover operative like he was. getting paid out yeah and then I think. that's how they do it they make you. think you're a part of something and. then they pin the whole thing on you and. then you know I think there's probably. multiple Shooters I think there's. probably M the grassy null thing seems. super legitimate also have you ever. looked into how many people who are. witnesses that end up dying in. mysterious manners yeah [ __ ] crazy. that's it is like we make fun of Russia. for that [ __ ] but listen we do it too of.

course we're just a better country and. we're cooler for sure I'm Pro America. let's get real let's be yeah come on. America all day all day but like if you. read I was reading a Putin book and. literally every chapter just ends with a. guy like the like going out in his. hallway and getting shot in the face and. I'm like this seems like a pretty [ __ ]. up rise to power you know oh Putin had. the most [ __ ] up rise to power that. woman who just wrote the book on him. Masha what's her name you know did she. wind up missing she's I think either on. Tri or going to prison for saying.

something anti-military in Russia which. I'm like all right may you know what. know your audience yeah maybe don't say. that in she wrote a book on Putin what a. gangster she is it's it's pretty badass. that's a crazy move man to know they're. going to come get you and you write that. book. anyway yeah that guy might be the. richest man alive you know he's really. rich crazy I always hear that there's. always rumors that he's not doing well. and then nothing but stomach problems. didn't he have like a stomach cancer. that's all rumors right but also how. much access to medicine does that guy.

have you know I mean if there's a way to. cure something that guy they're going to. get it to him and you have to think that. Russia is not captured by the. pharmaceutical industrial complex so he. probably has access to all of the. off-book medicines that the FDA won't. approve and they'll try all this stuff. that's like experim yeah [ __ ] that. probably works right now yeah it's like. what Kobe used to go to like Germany for. knee operations cuz he's like they won't. do this to me in America he would go. there for regening. I've had Reen done Reen it's like a very.

advanced form of platelet rich plasma. and uh I had a bulging disc in my neck. and they the one doctor was like con. trying to convince me that I need to get. surgery he's like we got to trim that. disc you talk you scolded me for doing. this I did something like that yeah well. I almost did it and I know too many. people have done it that's why I was. like don't do it you can't do it but you. help me a lot by the way I I I think I. told you this yeah how's your neck now. I'm great dude I'm [ __ ] awesome right.

now great toar I start I I I saw another. clip of you recently where you talking. about like uh getting older like how you. have to just like lift weights for your. health I I was like all right I got a. trainer for my dad I'm like you guys are. getting older uh lift weights yeah uh I. I didn't do it dude I would just play. basketball I was like I'll just hoop and. then and then I started to have [ __ ]. up neck problems and stuff and and you. gave me that neck thing the for what. it's called iron neck iron neck and but. then I just started like lifting. shoulders I've have such bad shoulders. man so I just you're holding your neck.

up you got to you got to M yeah if you. don't do anything there's no muscle. there your your muscle only exists if. you have a reason for it if you stop you. like if you get a cast if you break your. arm your arm just shrink so because. you're not using it yeah your body only. uses muscles like it only has muscles. where you use them and if you stop using. them for a long period of time they just. [ __ ] shrink yeah it's a weird thing. like your body like if you have to be. bedri for two weeks when you get up.

you're weak as [ __ ] yeah your body's. like it's just it doesn't maintain. itself yeah except the dick the dick is. up every morning seems fine the Dick's. rocking dude but if you get older it's. more extreme because now your body is. producing less testosterone less human. growth hormone you're not getting as. much sleep you're not repairing in your. sleep and if you have bad diet on top of. that then it's all compounding over the. years and get worse and worse and worse. your body's not doesn't have the. nutrients to repair itself and you know. with all this atrophy then you start. getting people that bend over to pick up. a package and blow their back out yeah.

and like how did you blow your back out. from just bending over to tie your shoes. that's the thing too practical strength. like if you're like lifting for like if. you're doing like deadlifts you're like. all right that's like picking up a box. this makes sense as opposed to people. that are just trying to look good like I. don't give a [ __ ] about that I just want. to not pull [ __ ] yeah you just want to. not be old and you know you could do a. lot of stuff with just like chinups and. push-ups and body weight squats and. Hindu squats and you know there's a. bunch of different things that you could. do that are just but the most important. thing is you got to do something and.

it's not just walk around and really. even cardio is not enough because cardio. doesn't you don't strain the muscles to. make them strong you need to do that you. need it's it's a requirement for people. just like brushing your teeth keeps you. from getting cavities it's the same. thing yeah you just have to think about. it that way and most people don't but. also think about it it's like a. compounded benefit because you get the. benefit of that but then you also get. the mental benefits like if I'm not. feeling good if I'm like a little out of. it in my own head a good solid workout I.

get out of there I'm like everything's. fine dude I did it this morning I was. like I didn't want to do it I was hung. over I didn't want to [ __ ] do it but. I just light just go light and then you. get out of there and you're like ah yeah. you feel so much better way better. that's my message to the world please. [ __ ] do something I think we're. designed for it I think that's what. that's what kept us alive for hundreds. of thousands of years before we had. Agriculture and we organized cities and. we developed the stockpiles of food. where you didn't have to to work as hard. and then everything just shriveled away.

I think everybody had to do physical. things and especially cities like this. you can just get in a car and just not. walk like at least in New York I do find. myself like I walk most places so I'm. like I'm doing something but it's not. not enough but it's something it's. better than nothing but it's definitely. not enough no you got to lift a little. bit of Weights yeah and you know people. the problem is people have like lifting. weights in their head a lot of people. especially like very smart people that. have had bad experiences with jocks you. know in in their head lifting weights is.

like some douchy vanity thing or a bunch. of bros or bumping chests and you can't. think about it that way just cuz dumb. people do a thing doesn't mean the thing. is dumb no it's actually smart the thing. is actually very smart but in. intellectuals a lot of like very. intelligent people don't exercise yeah. Bill Gates does not look good I don't. know if you'd call him an intellectual. you know what I mean like a guy who has. a lot of sure a lot of a lot of. resources a lot of resources yeah but. then Jeff Bezos does look good he looks. very good yeah looks like he's Jack now. yeah Mark Zuckerberg looks great you.

know it's just it's just a thing that. people usually concentrate on one aspect. or another if they're like really into. physical fitness and really into. athletic [ __ ] and training and sports. generally they're not as well read on. like International politics and. environmental issues and like it's you. know it's one or either you're like. socially conscious really kind of aware. of the world understand exactly what's. going on in Gaza or you know you know. how much creatine should take every day. you know what branch chain amino acids.

are going to produce the best results. and you know what peptides are the best. for healing it's like we put things into. two different boxes either you're like. really into your body or you're really. into your brain but I say you got to be. into both because if you're not really. into your body your brain is not going. to work as good you're not going to have. as much energy yeah especially as you. get older yeah dude yeah it's real it's. it's the hangovers get worse they do. it's [ __ ] I didn't have that much. last night oh yeah I had like uh maybe.

two drinks yeah two good siiz drinks on. Tuesday and then Wednesday morning I. woke up I was like oh I feel like [ __ ]. for two drinks I know they're Stout it's. probably really like legit four drinks. when you're pouring them it doesn't. count I but I do that too it's like a. that's what we do at the comedy seller. and you guys do it here too I saw was. like the pink Liz who manages the comedy. seller will drink martinis out of a pint. glass and I'm like yeah that's that's. not a drink that's not a drink it's like. eight drinks yeah multiple. drinks J bring over that [ __ ] um that.

Buffalo tray sir let's. drink yeah um having a bar is. interesting yeah in what way just that. it's too much access I just go there and. I see all these all these people just. drinking it's like this is I have a bar. like what the [ __ ] happened I know I. have a bar it's a cool bar it's a great. bar lovely people working there too and. it's just such a great hang especially. cuz you know generally we're there. mostly just with comics and weight staff. thanks sir and you got to do that thing.

you were talking about yesterday about. the you know where's your glass oh here. we go let's go thanks. dude yeah well cheers to the [ __ ]. club being awesome man cheers to you. brother thanks for being here thanks for. having me my. pleasure yeah have a bar as fun it's. really nice it's nice it's a good place. to hang you what you don't have here is. something I love about and look I'm a. New Yorker toy die I'll never move but. what I love about leaving a bar in the. winter and just like the cold air HD in. your face from your [ __ ] face I'm like.

oh that's just like it's like almost. like getting slapped by the [ __ ]. Earth yeah I love it and uh there's a. few like bars in the where you just like. you leave a dive and you just feel like. [ __ ] I feel like a it gets cold here in. the winter surprisingly yeah it gets you. we've had since well it snows snows. every now and then yeah it snowed real. bad one year like the first year we. moved here and they closed everything. down it was hilarious nobody knew how to. drive and they don't have any plows so. they don't just do anything they just.

wait till it gets warm like this is the. dumbest approach to snow management ever. [ __ ] yeah so nobody knew how to drive. and you would see people in like. Corvettes going sideways through. intersections just everyone's sliding. around [ __ ] yeah so every year it gets. up below 30 it gets in the 20s sometimes. yeah trying to find this is a jewy [ __ ]. I'm going to do I might pop an ant acid. with this cuz I've been drinking coffee. all morning do does that help you yeah. ulcers and [ __ ] oh you have ulcers oh oh. dude I just read something about that.

that they think ulcers have to do with. some sort of stomach um bacteria now. yeah well they used to think that it was. like the lining of your stomach was. getting eroded by stress and now they. think it has something to do I think. stress hurts it oh it has I hate to. sound like a Jewish stereotype I think. stress hurts everything I think stress. hurts your immune system it hurts when. you the way you sleep which [ __ ]. everything up too exacerbates everything. it just makes sense that things come up. with stress but I think they have some. new theory about the creation of ulcers.

that that's different I think it has to. do with. microbiome yeah I had to get put under. and they were like they did the the. X-ray thing and they're like that's a. [ __ ] ulcer that's a big ulcer and I. was like all right damn but so what do. they tell you to do like eat Wise just. didn't do uh God it sucks like. everything's bad basically you're like. can't like I'm like oh how about coffee. like yeah you can't have coffee I'm like. well how about alcoh it's also I have a. drinking pod with Norman so I'm like. well I have to work I have to go do my. thing and I'm like and they're like what. do you mean work I'm like well I drink.

on my podcast and they were just like. what they're just like you a [ __ ]. idiot and I was like yeah no I just can. I won they're like drink clear liquor. like they they're like I'm bargaining. with them that I can still drink that's. hilarious and then um so then we did. that and uh but then yeah they're like. no acidic Foods no spicy foods I'm like. this is like all my favorite [ __ ] like. acidic food is the best food and uh yeah. so I just had to chill for like two. months with that I was boring as [ __ ] on. the road my friend Gary Veer tours with. me and he's so annoyed cuz he wants.

every meal to be like a [ __ ] home run. on the road and I'm like you can I'll. get whatever you want but I can't he. wants to like share stuff so he can try. more things so he's just getting annoyed. that I'm getting like plain ass food for. two months meal and chicken breast. that's everything I was eating really. but you feel pretty you feel weirdly. kind of good aside from this like. stinging in your stomach you never no no. I've never had one damn yeah look get. elers.

it's such a weird thing and it sucks cuz. all my friends who have had them are. just like pieces of [ __ ] oh really yeah. my friends like I've had them I'm like. yeah you're like a [ __ ] drug addict. this sucks that this is who I'm. comparing myself to you know when did. you start getting them I got one years. ago on the road in Montreal and I went. to a doctor and he was just like very. French a matter of fact like no no no uh. no alcohol for 11 days and I was like 11. day I was like how the hell I was a. young comic it was what does it say once.

commonly thought that stress smoking and. diet were the principal causes of. stomach ulcers however the. helor. p pyi pylori bacterium uh is now known. to be responsible for the most how how. do you say that way Duo denal duodenal. ulcers and 60% of stomach ulcers the H. pylori bacterium also prompts many. symptoms of indigestion treatment for. stomach ulcers includes the use of. antibiotics I to kill the infection and.

acid supressing drugs yeah I take a. pepit A Lot H also people that eat a lot. of like antibiotics that's interesting. because antibiotics kill all the good. bacteria too yeah so that probably. compounds the problem yeah I'm probably. on borrowed time here antibiotics are. tricky my friend Gordon Gordon Ryan he's. like uh the greatest Jiu-Jitsu athlete. of all time he had staff so many times. that he was basically on antibiotics for. a whole year and it ruined his stomach. like his stomach is [ __ ] well in what. way he has the craziest stomach issues.

like some buildup of like fungus in. there and he he's always ready to throw. up he has a hard time T putting down. food he has crazy be laughing at this. but it's it just sucks well also when. you see the guy the guy looks like a. Greek god yeah and you're like there's. nothing wrong with that guy his stomach. is completely [ __ ] and it's all. started from take you're not supposed to. take antibiotics for a year but all. these Meatheads are doing Jiu-Jitsu in. this basement in New York City and. everyone's getting staff infection and. they don't want to stop training so they. just keep taking antibiotics and keep.

training that makes sense and then you. know years later you're dealing with. this stuff like I don't know how the. [ __ ] any doctor prescribed him that or. if he just self-prescribed which is. crazy if he's like a famous athlete I. mean he probably I don't think he was. that famous back then like wasn't as. known back he's very known now but all. you need is one doctor to be a fan yeah. I had a doctor back in the day he was. like I love you on Conan I'm like can I. get muscle relaxers he's like sure. I mean I wasn't I wasn't doing well but.

he had seen me kill on TV so he's like. this guy's cool so I was just racking up. pills from him that's hilar he's in the. Philippines now I think he's not even in. America anymore like guy [ __ ] up he's. on the Run he's on the run but for a. while dude it was beautiful a lot of. guys go to the Philippines and come back. with wives lot of older guys yeah a lot. of older guys go to the Philippines. pretty women yeah pretty young super. happy to not just beat noodles let's get. out of let's get out of this [ __ ]. country that's the pitch how would you. like some just regular protein and yeah.

well when you find out what most of the. world makes in terms of money you're. like you know the number like with the. 1% if you're in top 1% of the. world yeah I $34,000 oh [ __ ] yeah if you. make $34,000 American dollars you in the. top 1% of Earth crushing life man so all. these people that talk about the 1%ers. hey look at the mirror [ __ ] face it's. all of us it's literally all of us we're. all ridiculous we're talking about. people in America you know like this. inequality of wealth what about the.

world what about the whole thing also. depends on the state you live in though. cuz oh yeah 34 in some states a ain't. getting you far oh it's not getting you. far in most in Most states it's not. getting you far you know I mean it's. certainly not getting you far in New. York and LA but just you know just live. make 35 yeah nice yeah dude I mean. people aren't walking over here yeah for. no reason you know they're they're. walking across that border because where. they are is so bad it's so bad you can't.

imagine it yeah it's a good play I love. America it's the best I'm a big fan I'm. a big fan I like even the cities I think. I won't like like I I did a bit of my. new special about Springfield Missouri. and all the feedback I was getting was. like man it was so nice you talked about. our city without [ __ ] on it and I. was like yeah I had a great time I will. have a great time in any City for a. night or two well I think now in. particular because of the internet. there's more aware cool sort of in tune. people everywhere it used to be like. back in the 80s when you would go do.

gigs on the road like you're in the. middle of bum [ __ ] Ohio like it could be. a terrible gig yeah could Ty they don't. know what the [ __ ] you're talking about. no references everybody's dumb and drunk. it could be horrible but somewhere in. the 2000s that really changed yeah you. started to see when you go on the road. kind of go to anywhere and if they're. finding about you online and then you. know they're finding out that your. tickets are for sale online then they go. there like these people are tuned into. the world they just happen to live in. Lexington Kentucky that's a great City.

great I love dude I've had some good. times there [ __ ] Louisville the. racetrack I want to go to the Kentucky. have you been to keenland In lexon in. Kentucky no oh God what's that what's. keenland it's like their uh horse racing. thing you bet on the horses and everyone. is so well-dressed like sear sucker. suits they're [ __ ] that was my. opening line in the city I said I said I. was the only person there that didn't. look like a villain in Django. Unchained they're all so well dressed. with their mint Jep and their drink and. I was like I [ __ ] love this not to.

mention like the bourbon in that town is. so fun you just get you just get [ __ ]. up and and you feel good it's like a. nice quality you go to like a random Pub. there and you look at their burban menu. and you're like what the [ __ ] there's. like a diner menu you know it's. beautiful yeah I like Kentucky. Kentucky's great underrated place I've. never been to the derby but everybody. tells me it's a trip I read uh Hunter. Thompson's the Kentucky dery is a. decadent and depraved have you ever read.

that I haven't [ __ ] amazing it's good. Great Piece yeah it's just talking about. how [ __ ] these rich monsters are they. like letting their hair down and getting. crazy at this horse race derby with all. their nutty hats and you know the women. have to wear those bizar hats but it's a. scene it's a scene I have a buddy who. goes every year he's like you got to go. it's [ __ ] incredible his wife go and. they get dressed up they do the whole. thing yeah I mean it's that's what I. love it's like if it's new to me I want. to do it say formula you were saying. Formula racing I just started watching.

it a little bit and it's it's I mean. it's here now right is yeah you should. come you should come like do the weekend. at the club when it's in October it's. really fun yeah if the weekend's not. booked already I'll find out it's booked. yeah dude it's amazing it's so fun first. of all they're so fast when you're like. sitting right next to track. like like holy [ __ ] they're going 250 M. hour dude I know I had a friend who was. driving me he's a very wealthy friend I. have and he he was driving me in a. McLaren and he was like showing off in.

La going fast and I was like what the. [ __ ] are you trying to kill me he's like. dude we're going 50 but it feels like. you're going like 150 in those things. especially if someone knows how to drive. oh dude he's good I mean but those uh. those Racers are [ __ ] incredible they. lose like 20 pounds a match yeah it's. nuts it's super physical yeah it's super. physical and it's all about their. reaction times I mean those guys they're. the GE forces they're experiencing going. around those turns like they have to. have like stiff necks they have to like. Stout necks just to handle the forces I.

respect it a lot I it's one of those. things I didn't really get till I watch. that documentary Senna on that RAC and. then I was like wow this is like knowing. the Angles and knowing when it turn and. just it's all any sport if you're. thinking you [ __ ] lose right and. there's a there's a uh a basketball. analyst wol Fraser who' always be like. he's aiming his shot you know you can't. be aiming your shot you got to trust the. muscle memory you know right right right. right anytime you think in Sports it's. [ __ ] over I was just reading that Agy. book it's so good I didn't realize how.

good my friend Matt Ruby was like you. got to read the Agy book it's hilarious. he's so [ __ ] he's a good writer I'm. sure he had help but like it's well. written and he's just talking about like. you know he's so in his head and he's. like mad he's playing someone like Pete. SAS who's like he's like I wish I was. this this dull you know like this guy's. like a brick wall he doesn't feel [ __ ]. meanwhile agass is like going to see. Broadway shows he's like an emo guy he's. getting he's an interesting dude he's. like you know so angry like from his all.

these guys had abusive dads but he's you. know he's he's so rebellious and angry. as dad's force and play tennis that he's. at this like tennis compound they're. forcing him to get better and he's. crushing everybody CU he's a prodigy but. he's doing it in like mascara and a pink. mohawk and an earie it's like a [ __ ] you. it's so funny I mean he's such an. interesting guy I know idea I I just. didn't I don't know tennis that well but. I I mean I respect the [ __ ] out any any. sport that like you turn on you're like. this is kind of great to watch oh yeah. tennis is insanely difficult to do at a.

high level when you watch those guys. moving and voling back and forth and all. the different setups oh my God oh my God. angles and speed and like Mind Games cuz. you're on an island man you're not. you're not like it's not a team sport. where you get like a high five every. once in a while you're alone that's why. they're like cursing to themselves like. you see mck like breaking a rack and. you're like I [ __ ] get that and you. have to be in insane physical shape cuz. you can't get tired and not go for the. ball and the Heat and the different. courts and clay and grass and Clay is so.

weird oh it's the weirdest that's a. weird Court you're playing on Clay it. rains you're like so it's mud like what. are we doing here this is so [ __ ]. weird but uh yeah no he's there's a. story about him when he was nine and his. dad is such a [ __ ] grifter that is. that his dad Jim Brown the football. player sees him as a kid and he's just. like looking for a game for money at. this country club and he's like let's. let's play someone and everyone says no. and agy's dad's like he'll play you for. money and it's like he's [ __ ] nine.

you're you're pimping out your kid for. money against the best running back. maybe ever and he's like no I'm not. going to play your kid for money and. he's like I'll bet my house that my kid. will beat you and Jim Brown's like I. don't need a house how much money you. want to play for and his dad goes how. about 10 grand it's like they're life. savings he's putting this on his son. who's 9 years old and you know then he. sees Agy hit the dad goes to get the. money and he's like [ __ ] this kid's kind. of good and he goes how about I how. about I just play you you know for fun. and then we'll decide how much Agy.

whoops his ass like 63 63 and he goes I. I'll play for 500 Agy whoops his ass. takes him he's nine wow against a. [ __ ] Hall of Fame. athlete and his dad it's like his dad. did Imagine like you're thinking about. your family's mortgage and your siblings. and their future and you're like if I. lose we're [ __ ] wow imagine doing that. to a kid like of course he's angry and. broken I I don't know any we talked. about Tiger Woods before but I mean any. athlete who like is that good they. probably had a [ __ ] it's like a porn. star you had a [ __ ] up Dad basically.

yeah if you get pushed that hard I mean. if you get pushed that hard to be the. best of the best as a child that means. you're missing everything else you if. you want to be the best of the best. there's no way you're going to birthday. parties don't way you're sitting at home. and watching cartoons no you're going to. training in the morning you get in. coaching weirdly though Hitler good. childhood really and he was one of the. best also heavy meth user I think meth. can erase. all good parenting yeah all good.

parenting goes by the wayside people. some people are just uh I I bet one of. the best I mean evil [ __ ]. obviously but uh yeah some people yeah. it's weird when there's like a serial. killer and he's just in it for like the. Love of the Game you know what I mean. because every once in a while they're. like no he had a good childhood like. what was didn't Ted kazinski have a good. childhood I think he did no no he didn't. no he didn't Ted kazinski he was like a. nerd but like I don't think he no no no. no no he had a bad thing happen to when. he's a baby he was sick and then they. took him away from his parents and he.

was brought to a hospital we had no. physical contact for months yeah for. months and months it was a part of uh. the documentary on Netflix about him. it's his brother talks about it and then. after that and his brother was a good. guy though yeah his brother was a really. good guy his brother turned him in he so. he was a sociopath from the time he was. like he was getting no love at all as a. baby for like months and months at a. time I forget the the length of it. whatever this ill but they basically. kept him in a crib and when he cried. that was it no one com comforted him no.

one picked him up but that's what that's. what my sister did to a baby that's it. never ever zero zero minutes in any day. was anybody touching him for weeks and. weeks and weeks and months and months. and months on end and his brother said. he came out [ __ ] up from that then. he's in Harvard he's a genius and they. put him through the LSD studies of. Harvard and part of the that's right yes. yes so which is also some CIA MK Ultra. [ __ ] wormwood that [ __ ] so they put him. through this uh these LSD studies at.

Harvard and part of the studies were. humiliation and like to see how he. responds to like severe humiliation so. they're hum just scientists like look at. this [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't remember what. they did like how they did it but it was. like coordinated organized humiliation. and just psychological warfare just to. see what kind of a response it has on. this fragile well now we know yeah well. now we know so then he goes to Berkeley. becomes a professor and saves up his. money just so. live in the woods and kill everybody. making technology yeah what a [ __ ].

weird guy meanwhile he has a point like. his. pointy terrific is going to destroy the. human race and it's going to eventually. take over us and he was right he's right. it's happening right now it's about he. was right he could have gotten his. message out in a different way probably. but he maybe he's a little heavy-handed. in his. approach know some of the writing I'm. like this [ __ ] was on to. something he was undeniably brilliant. but in the documentary uh his brother. talks about like say if like he asked a. girl on a date and the girl said no like.

he would just like write the most evil. vicious letters to her and harass her. and he was a crazy person before the LSD. studies and then the LSD studies they. just cracked him yeah damn yeah now I. remember there was a story about him. like he made like a little like he he. used his intellect he made some kind of. uh like firecracker to show off to a. girl in high school and she was like. freaked out by it and I'm like holy [ __ ]. what a defining moment for a guy who. becomes Pure Evil and uses explosives. right kills scientists technology makers.

yeah yeah yeah it's um it's a weird part. of our our history is those experiments. that they did on people and I'd like to. know how many of them turned out real. bad like how many of those people that. were involved in the Harvard LSD studies. went on to become Psychopaths like how. many lives got ruined because of that. well who was the guy is Errol Morris. made the documentary on Netflix about uh. the guy who was in the I think it was. his dad no someone's dad was the LSD. studies and they absolutely threw him. out a window oh God like he knew some he.

knew too much and they threw him out a. [ __ ] window yeah 100% they do that. and it's like imagine you just grow up. and you're like my dad was murdered by. the CIA I mean it's pretty [ __ ] up. it's very [ __ ] up you want a cigar you. like cigar I'm not a big cigar guy no no. but I'll keep drinking with you all. right I just thinking about popping a. cigar they want to be rude [ __ ] it if. you have one I'll have one all right. let's go what do you got here project MK. Ultra did CIA scientist Frank Olsen or. was he pushed yeah he's probably.

pushed I mean it's it's always one where. it's like was there a note right and. even if there was a note they could have. fudged that but the official verdict was. suicide oh he fell from the window of. his Manhattan hotel room in 1953 died on. the sidewalk in his undershirt and. shorts at about 2: a.m. the official. verdict was suicide but a second autopsy. raised questions although not proof of a. possible homicide Olson's family and. many many others have been searching for. answers in a hall mirrors dude I I a. woman jumped out the window in front of.

me once Splat like 10t in front of me in. Manhattan I was I was going home I was. like in 6th grade and I was on I was. trying to get the bus and I'm with my. friend I I stopped to take out my metro. card and right in front of me she could. have killed you I mean if I didn't stop. I'd be dead it's crazy to think about I. didn't you're just so uh your mind. protects you it's really [ __ ] up when. you when you experience something like. that because I wasn't scared I was just. kind of like oh [ __ ]. um I was like oh [ __ ] this there's like.

a movie going on or someone shooting a. movie you don't like accept it as real. you know oh wow so you thought it was a. fake body yeah but it got me out of a. history test the next. day I call I remember I called what did. she look like when she hit the ground. face first didn't die instantly that's. the one thing I. remember face. first good. yeah she face first she was mumbling to.

herself that was the most [ __ ] up. thing is I think after she hit the. ground yeah oh no it didn't kill her. instantly she muttered something like. I'm cold and my friend's mom saw it and. she went into a store and got her a. blanket and like oh God how far did she. fall from do we know I don't know. probably like I would guess at least. eight stories would be my guess but like. maybe five I don't I don't know she. lived oh well not in the end she didn't. live but she didn't die instantly oh God. damn damn but I remember I called my. friend's mom who was like a major. narcissist after this and I I was just.

wanted to talk to someone cuz my parents. weren't. home and I uh I was like trying to tell. him and the mom just like picked up the. phone and talked about herself for like. 20 minutes straight no way and then. she's like how was your day I was like I. just saw someone die and she's like all. right well Elliott's not home right now. I was like that was it Jesus Christ was. a weird [ __ ] call put that lady in. the LSD studies see what we can do with. her that should be a punishment well I. think it shouldn't be yeah we're talking. again about like this kid on the roof.

with Trump like that's the kind you find. someone who's all [ __ ] up from life. and you know can I do another the. whiskey thing sure that's a a very. specific kind of person you know it's. hard to make a real a total narcissist. like your friend's mom who you you just. tell them about someone jumping off of a. [ __ ] roof in front of you and almost. killing you and splattering in front of. you they don't even care that doesn't. have she just didn't know what to say I. don't think it was like malicious the. way she's like oh I'm sorry I you know I.

I don't think she meant bad by it I. think she just wasn't equipped to give. me anything some people aren't equipped. to have real conversations they just. talk they just talk and talk at you I. know yeah but if you find someone who's. really [ __ ] up like if you were a part. of a secret program you would probably. kind of want to be going to visit. schools to see if you could find someone. who's on the edge yeah recruit him you. know get him especially if you're. planning on killing them anyway like. this they knew that if this kid was.

going to go on the roof and shoot the. president they could talk him into going. on the roof let's assume not even this. scenario because let's not be crazy. let's just say if you wanted to set up a. scenario we're going to have someone. assassinate the president you get some. guy whose life is a [ __ ] complete and. total disaster you either hypnotize him. or you Mentor him you give him. psychiatric drugs you do a bunch of. things you get him to do it and you know. that once he gets on top of that roof. and shoots the president everyone's. going to shoot him and it's nice and. clean they never let those guys live my.

question is though how of course but my. question is do you want him actually to. kill Trump in this scenario yeah they. definitely wanted him to kill Trump. there was also don't don't you think I. find it a little irresponsible gun no no. I was will you guys keep talking I try. interrupted but that I can't find a. picture of the gun I'm so put off when. people like you know Lauren boerd and. [ __ ] were like being like Biden hired. Biden hired him to uh to do this and. you're like stop trying to pour gas on.

the fire like we are so [ __ ] lucky. he's not dead so lucky the country like. I believe in the I and I and I part of. being maybe an Entertainer is like I get. to see a unified crowd that's part of. the beauty of of being able to tour is a. comic is like I get to see a room of. people laughing together and I I I. always hate when Comics are like going. out of their way to divide a room yeah. and I feel the same way I mean more so. even about politicians who I'm like why.

are you trying why are you aiming for. chaos like you really can kind of unite. people if you give a good speech of. course you really can like you really. can inspire people and unite people with. the right words yeah and the right like. the right real feeling behind it where. really resonates with people and they go. well you know what he's right he's right. we should do it differently we should we. should relax a little get our [ __ ] to. which was really funny when after the. assassination attempt Biden is like we. we have to put aside our differences. like you just say he was Hitler I know.

but also they was they making a big deal. that Biden called Trump and that he uh. and he was like there's no place for. this I'm like murder yeah we shouldn't. be there should not be place for. assassinating people there also should. be no place for you using so much hyp. hyperbolic statements that you're saying. that your opponent if they win it's the. death of democracy cuz they kept saying. that over and over again he's going to. be adct yeah they all do that both sides. he's going to be a dictator he's going. to be a tyrant it's the death of.

democracy he's going to put people in. camps it all started when we started. comparing every politician to Hitler. because it gave us nowhere to go when. every here's the problem like every. cable news show they they Thrive the way. politicians are trying to thrive now. it's like chaos it's like you poisoning. every audience member who watches this. [ __ ] cable news is literally they're. pouring poison down your throat and the. way they're set up they kind of have to. do that because otherwise they're not. going to survive they well they already.

they were when Trump was out of office. they were dipping like a [ __ ] a. huge dip huge dip huge dip yeah cuz he. was he was giving them content yeah yeah. the fear content yeah yeah it's uh it's. it's not a good time for being informed. it's a very confusing time in terms of. like understanding exactly what's going. on in the world yeah it's real. weird yeah it's just weird real weird. you know you you don't know what the. [ __ ] is happening there no official. reports of things and there's so many. different things that are popping off.

there's so much going on and Ukraine and. in Israel and like yeah what's going on. in America and someone just tried to. kill the president and like you see how. I couldn't believe that [ __ ] I was I was. like this can't be [ __ ] when did when. did the world turn into the World. Wrestling Federation I was in Italy I. was in Italy when it was going on with. the the cop went on the roof yeah cop. went on the roof he pointed a gun at the. cop and the cop jumped off the roof. that's [ __ ] crazy you never see that. in like an Eastwood movie yeah the cop.

cop jumping up and going [ __ ] this [ __ ]. he fired eight times at Trump. really uh this and also says his father. reported it missing later that with his. rifle yeah the father made a phone call. did he give him the so I know it was a. dad's gun we don't do they know if it. was a gift or if it was he borrowed it. or stole it that's son missing along. with his rifle so that was his son's. rifle no it says well it's hard to say. what he's saying there cuz it could be. saying the son was missing with his.

rifle but it could be saying the son was. missing with his son's rifle see how it. says it Crook's father reports his son. missing along with his rifle like that. could either be interpreted as Crook's. father's rifle or the kids's Rifle right. am I wrong no yeah you're right yeah. there were over a dozen Firearms found. in the Crook's household so there was a. lot of guns in the house how would you. like to have that be your [ __ ] kid oh. my God they use DNA to to identif. well you could use a photo I saw his. face but no they said that FBI used that.

DNA to figure it out and they're not. they're not giving uh data or any. explanation on exactly how they did that. and people were like thinking how they. ran a DNA test they might have used like. dna.com or ancestry.com or something. like that oh they definitely probably. use those [ __ ] things all those. databases we're all compromised I. shouldn't have done it I shouldn't have. done it too I you did it too yeah I did. it why why' we do it well a drunk girl. in a bar convinced me to do it and I was. like yeah I was hammered I was like yeah. I want to know how [ __ ] uh ashkanazi.

Jew I like who gives a [ __ ] I know right. like clearly I have some Turkish in me. with these eyebrows I know what I am. basically but she was like no you need. to know and she did it like on the spot. in the bar she ordered it for me and. then I was like oh wow I'm a [ __ ]. idiot well you gave away all your DNA to. China and now they can make a bioweapon. that specifically targets you that's a. new thing that they can do now how does. that work well certain people have. certain genetic uh like. people are different right like there's. certain people where certain genes.

impact them differently like for. instance the reason why some black. people get sickle cell anemia is because. their family has a history their. ancestors have a history of protection. against. malaria so because they've survived. malaria somehow or another that Gene. manifests itself in CLE cell anemia. right and and like people from certain. parts of the world have genes that are. more associated with alcoholism or have. genes that are more associated with.

certain so if they could find like a. particular vulnerability that you may. have or that certain races may have even. you can create a bioweapon specifically. and this is all theoretical of course. but specifically to Target an individual. person but don't they kind of already. know if that's your tendency what what. race you are like I don't know I mean I. think it's probably really like some. people think they're one thing and they. find out they're not liketh they do they.

do a Woody Allen film festival in New. York and just nuke it and I'm like [ __ ]. I walked right into that one I think but. but it for the biological thing I think. it's like there's very specific things. like you're different than me and and. I'm different than Jamie and there could. be a a certain biological weapon that. only targets Jaime's DNA and they can. use it on him see if you can find out. whatever the [ __ ] that is now because is. they're they're talking about this in. terms of like the vulnerability of.

selling our entire DNA database because. apparently if you signed up for one of. those it's either dna.com or. ancestry.com 23 one of those sold their. whole. database yeah and I think by the way do. you get the alerts where they're like we. found another family member for you like. I'm good we're [ __ ] we're tapped out. here I'm busy yeah I'm about to change. my number anyway I'm in a blended family. as is I've step siblings I'm like let's. let's cap it here let's that's enough of. bringing strangers into your life but.

they tell you what's funny is they tell. you like random [ __ ] on those sites. where they're like you prefer salty to. Sweet and I'm like holy [ __ ] that is. true yeah yeah yeah but then sometimes. you feel like you're talking to a chick. who just knows your astrological sign. and I'm just dumb and I'm like yeah I. guess I guess I am but there certain. cheerful the taste of cilantro some. people it tastes like soap do you like. it or not like it too yeah some people. don't like what does it say potentially. hypothetical but this is what people. inside the government have said about uh. that's what it is where you can actually. take someone's DNA you know their.

medical profile and you can Target a. biological weapon that will kill that. person or take them off the battlefield. and make them. inoperable you can't have a discussion. about this without talking about the. privacy and Commercial data and the. protection of commercial data because. expectations of privacy have degraded. over the last 20 years people will. rapidly spit into a cup and send it to. 23 and me and get really interesting. data about their background and guess. what their DNA is now owned by a private. company it can be sold off with very. little intellectual property protection.

or privacy protection and we don't have. legal and Regulatory regimes that deal. with that the data is actually going to. be procured and collected by our. adversaries for the development of these. systems that's what I'm talking about oh. cool we're all [ __ ] stupid this is. flat out Alex Jones stuff like if you. heard this five years ago like Alex. relax yeah they're they're finding your. own personal DNA and they're developing. weapons specifically designed to Target. you. I'll say for myself they don't need to. do much research you could take me out. pretty [ __ ] easy I think it's just to.

know that they have them for everybody. anybody that might be a it's creepy as. [ __ ] it's very creepy even just like the. was it the Cambridge analytica stuff. just the stuff they have on you you're. like yeah this is like not good I don't. just the tip of the iceberg yeah but. then I also think of it in like terms of. podcasts we like if we log this many. hours we're not going to get cancelled. cuz there's too much [ __ ] to pull from. right so I at it the same way I'm like. if you have this much of everybody maybe.

we're all okay well thing about podcast. if we said awful [ __ ] we we have said. awful [ __ ] in these little Clips but. we've also said not awful [ __ ] way more. thousands and thousands of hours and. we're comedians so people go yeah but. what what was the whole conversation. like why did Shane say that why did Joe. say that why they say that well it's cuz. you people why Shane why did Shane call. me dirty Jew cuz the Knicks beat the. Sixers that's why suck it Shane sorry.

dude go Nicks in the moment it had to be. okay but I think you know people ago in. in Nashville he is a it's like a video. game getting away from Shane because he. you can't get away unscathed I'm like. I'm like dude I'm so hung over i' done. kill Tony the night before I was in. Nashville I'm like pleas I the big boss. yeah I'm just like trying to get away. from him he's like you need one more. drink to K that hangover like I'm good. but then he talks between him and Joe. doosa I'm like this is like the two. bosses and I'm like Joe you're 46 for.

[ __ ] sake stop doing shots you're. smoking Maro Reds and doing shots you're. 40 [ __ ] six yeah and he's not a. healthy 46 either not like doing. marathons when when we're in here we do. protect our Park Shane's always the one. with the beer bong it's like dude it's. time it's time you see that big [ __ ]. meaty hand reaches across the problem. with guys like Shane for me are like I. still enjoy drinking and I like the buzz. that builds gradually I don't like just. getting super [ __ ] up I I like getting. [ __ ] up like over the course of the.

night but I like building to it like I. like the the build yeah and Shane drinks. like a 19-year-old he does but he drinks. Bud Lights which is the calculated move. if you're going to drink a lot that's. the Stan hope move too for I know Stan. hope goes cocktails now but for the. longest time Stan hope drank light beer. he goes I like a light beer because I. could just start it early just keep a. nice Slow Burn dude you're pretty good. Impressions that's okay that's not bad. talk to him around him I can do them. better I love him I I uh he was a I was. such a fan of his I uh I I still am but.

I I mean I remember those like old. albums like something to take the edge. off and [ __ ] oh my God that Bobby. Barnett story Doug Stan hope like that's. just it's just a I [ __ ] the chick story. but it's not it's like got layers and. there's Henry Phillips playing the bass. in the background Stan hope is like uh. and he's so cool he's such a cool. [ __ ] guy he really is that guy like. that's not an act he is like uh aell. says he's like the closest we have to. Bill Hicks yeah but he's a different.

thing you know he's just he's his own. thing you know it's like for sure he's. he's Doug Stan hope you know he he he. inspired a lot of Stan hope wannabes oh. dude the mics we so I'm a different. generation you and standup but like I. remember the guys who are getting like. when I was coming up the guys getting. ripped off at the mics from Mitch. Hedberg Dan cook a little bit of Burr a. little there's some bur I mean obviously. L of I mean I'm one of let's [ __ ] be. honest like like we all know who we like. I I remember Norman and I would like.

laugh talking about like he's like I'm. like a nor McDonald Jerry Seinfeld thing. and I was like I [ __ ] was obsessed. with Dangerfield n tell so it was like. you know uh and then did you see the. handwritten notes we have in the green. roomi dude I love the Green Room cool no. I love comedy history [ __ ] like that. those are from his wife his wife gave. them to us I talked to her on the phone. I because I I I was after Whitney's. podcast we she was driving me to we D. doing the same show and she's like do. you want to talk to she knows I love. Rodney so she's like do you want to do. you want to uh talk to Joan Dangerfield.

I was like yes so she calls me or she. calls Joan Dangerfield and Joan picks up. the phone and and she I'm like oh I. loved your husband uh so much I was like. back to school is like my favorite movie. ever and I love his standup his Carson. appearances I'm I'm like I I'm obsessed. with Dangerfield and she's like you want. to hear Dangerfield joke no one's ever. heard and I said yeah when he was going. under for a big operation he he was like. [ __ ] I might not make it and if I don't. have my mind I don't want to be I don't.

want to be alive all I have a comic and. he comes out of it and the doctor goes. did you cough anything up and he goes. yeah 500 last week to a. [ __ ] he woke up with a [ __ ] joke so. cool I love [ __ ] like I danger back to. school to me is like the best Comfort. watch ever because it's like it's only. every character serves to set up his. standup his wife's like you're. impossible oh yeah and you're easy you. know like it's all just perfect [ __ ]. jokes yeah you're tall and fat yeah well.

you're short and ugly. you you remember the scene with uh this. I think about the scene because it's. been ripped off so much but when they're. getting it's like Bert young is so funny. in that movie too but when they're. getting drunk at the bar it's like young. Robert Downey Jr who's like hilarious in. it too and they're they're bringing them. a picture bring us a picture of beer. every seven minutes until someone passes. out then bring us one every. 10 it's like you can't be more fun than. that you know no he was great I saw him. live when I was a security guard whoa.

where I was a security guard at Great. Woods no [ __ ] Great Woods is a uh it's a. concert place in Mansfield. Massachusetts and uh I was working. security there and this is I was 19. years old and I got to see a lot of. people there I got to see uh I I got to. see Bill Cosby there wow I saw but that. was a good show it was a good show I saw. Bon Joy there nice I was barely paying. attention to Bill Cosby because trying. pick up this girl I was doing a lot of. chatting I missed a lot of the comedy. part but this is before I decided I was.

going to be a comedian so I only kind. good for you having to work to pick up a. woman at a Cosby. Show said a good example for the future. yeah but um so I was backstage like. there was like this back area and Rodney. was back there and Rodney was wearing a. bathrobe he had nothing on but a. bathrobe just naked in a bathrobe with. slippers and he goes on stage like that. that's how he'd Go on stage he'd Go on. stage balls ass naked with a bathrobe on.

and slippers and just murder so he went. through this phase of his career towards. the end where he would go on stage in a. bathrobe and he's just balls naked with. a bathrob on it's so weird and he would. be backstage hanging out with people his. balls would be hanging out he didn't. even care apparently had this giant dick. and these huge balls and they' just be. hanging out and Rody would just be. smoking joints and hanging out backstage. once's your 80 plus is like kind of. adorable 80 plus and super wealthy and.

famous and he's doing this enormous. theater it's like this place where Bon. Joi does you know in in Mansfield. Massachusetts it's huge Performing Arts. place he was the best man I my mom got. me a DVD set of his for my birthday when. I was a kid and it was like I loved it. it was like yeah look see oh my God see. he would out he's got a [ __ ] sock. over his dick and he's just got the. serious face it's perfect oh dude look. at the back the school robe too it's. [ __ ] perfect dude that the score for. that movie too Danny Elfman.

like it's so cheerful but uh yeah he uh. on the DVD set is a it's kind of sad. there's a set when he's really old and. he's it's he's in Vegas and they're not. good the crowd's not good he's kind of. struggling but there's a moment where he. just is like [ __ ] it and just rattles. off like so many in a row so many great. on liners and they start to pick up and. they start giving an Applause break and. he just pauses he goes I know a lot of. good [ __ ] jokes. it's such a triumphant moment you're. like 80 years old he's just like [ __ ].

you I'm still I'm still a pro I met him. at the Laugh Factory like many many. years later after I'd seen him when I. was a you know security guard I was uh. just just moved to Hollywood like 94 and. he was there and he was still doing like. a little bit of standup and he showed up. and I met him there with his wife I. don't know if it's the same wife he was. always moving around but he was uh you. know it was interesting just to see him. which just weird was he cool yeah I was. real friendly hey what do you know you. know like he used to get [ __ ] up with.

the comic strip because his Club danger. fields in the city they'd be like why. are you always doing drugs here he's. like what am I going to do drugs at my. club you know it's like [ __ ] you I'm. doing drugs here but uh I mean that was. I never really played dangerfields it. was like a bad club by the time I came. around it was a bad Club when I played. it I loved it I used to just always been. a bad Club it was always a bad Club it. was a it was a good club when he did the. Young comedian special from there when. he did Rodney's young comedian special. those were great amazing dude I remember.

the lineup dude it's like Robert Shimmel. Bill Hicks yeah dude Lenny Clark yeah. Bill Hicks had a set on there that I was. like this is [ __ ] epic Robert Shimmel. I still remember the joke he opened with. because it's such a good [ __ ] joke. where he go he opens with this joke he. goes I heard a guy got arrested for. animal necrophilia how do you plead for. that I'm sorry RoR I thought the cat was. alive all was [ __ ]. it that's a to open with a [ __ ] a. dead cat joke and and Crush no he was a. beast I love Robert shimm stuff yeah. Robert shimm was amazing he was amazing.

those old comedian specials really got. me into comedy those were like really oh. yeah man they were the way you found out. about like Rick dukeman that's the way. you found out about people oh he was. hilarious yeah he was a la guy that for. whatever reason never made it you know. he but he was funny on the young. comedian special I was like man this. guy's good I remember those lineups they. were just [ __ ] beast like there. wasn't a they were all killers they were. good comments in there [ __ ] dice. coming out with the smoke it Bob Nelson. with the football helmet I remember that.

[ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah D arrera oh I. love him Jerry Seinfeld so many Comics. came out of those young comedian. specials like Rodney was the gatekeeper. he well you know he really cared about. comedy and he really wanted like young. Comics dude yeah I well I learned a lot. of it from him it's one of the reasons. why like having his handw rding notes on. the wall of the Green Room is means a. lot to me because I kind of think about. it the same way I like I know about so. many comedians because Rodney. Dangerfield was generous and he wanted. people to know about great Comics he.

didn't feel threatened by them he wanted. them to do well dude I still remember. his intro for Bill Hicks on that special. where he goes this next comic he's so. far ahead of his time his parents. haven't even met yet give enough for. Bill Hicks I'm like dude you you found. jokes in the intros yeah that's how good. he was it's accurate but you but you're. also like you created this place I'm. like it must feel cool to see these. young Comics like finding themselves. it's like [ __ ] cool yeah it is cool. it's real cool I enjoy it I mean it's. selfish too you build a good culture it.

is so similar to sports where like you. see there can be a talented rookie but. he's on a team with no good vets and he. ain't going to be good right because you. need you need someone to guide you I was. very fortunate that I had good Comics. looking out for me when I was a young. comic and the culture in New York is. also strong I mean like you know Colin. Quinn and Dave Vel when I was young were. like very like oh this is how you be a. comedian you you keep turning over new. [ __ ] and you keep like I love I'm on the. early shows a lot the comedy seller and.

it'll be I'm usually like following. either Colin or Jim nordon and they're. so prolific like they're just always. taking chances they don't give a [ __ ]. and it you know they give a [ __ ] but. they don't give a [ __ ] in the right way. where they're like if this doesn't work. I'm going to make it work and like. they're doing like n Jim's new [ __ ] is. so interesting it's so it's so good I. mean but it's all like veteran. leadership and It All Leads bleeds down. like yes and then we want to do that for. the next Generation like I want the I.

want I'm excited when I see funny young. Comics yeah yeah me too there's young. Comics at the seller like maddy weer is. a [ __ ] killer like she's a young. comic who's you know there like Ethan. Simmons Patterson Daniel Simonson. they're like young [ __ ] killers at. the cellar and you're like oh [ __ ] I. used to be the guy who would go up and. kill and now I'm like [ __ ] I got to turn. over jokes and then they're going to. become like you know it's it's all good. for the culture you know it is it's good. for the culture and it's good for us. it's good for you selfishly to be.

generous because those people that are. coming up the better they do the more. it's going to fuel you and you're going. to do better it's good for everybody and. you're right about like having like a. culture of of top comedians it keeps. everybody strong and that's the club I. mean like last night we're hanging out. with Ron White this [ __ ] Bri met oh. he's the best he's such a nice guy he. was very nice he made fun of me for. being a Knicks fan but other than that. was pretty cool that kid Ari mdty from. um Estonia opened up he's fu yeah we for.

[ __ ] killer super smart you know and. he's one of these young hungry dogs. that's coming up and there's a gang of. them at that club and there's people. moving there from all over the place. like Tyler fiser and all these other. people that cill yeah Tony cill he. opened for me at hyenas the weekend I. got banned there that's where we met he. got banned I've been banned from a. couple clubs I don't get it what did you. do my ACT that's what my agent goes what. did you do my jokes no they were. starting the show like an hour late. every night and it's like when you have.

a 10:30 show and you're starting at. 11:30 I'm kind of like guys come on. [ __ ] turn it around and uh then they. were doing like [ __ ] shots on stage. they bring people from the crowd I'm. like dude you're just [ __ ] please. just bring me on I was like it's like. I'm going on 12:30 every night who's. doing the [ __ ] shots this the club. did that so they're like trying to. encourage people to drink yeah which I'm. fine with I want I want the [ __ ] to make. money I'm [ __ ] I'll I'll drink on. stage and be like [ __ ] have a drink. with me I'll I'll even do a show with. the crowd sometimes I don't give a [ __ ]. but like you got to uh you got to stop. delaying the show so much with nonsense.

and and I and then I remember I made fun. of the logo the Hyena's logo just like. [ __ ] having fun with it and uh he. came my room he goes we're a [ __ ]. family business and I was like I made. fun of a hyena what what am I doing to. your family I don't know it was a hyena. in a tux and then like two weeks later. someone sent me they changed the. logo but I remember Tony was like he was. was like we had fun we were laughing a. lot so how did that get you banned he I.

made fun of the club and [ __ ] on stage I. was like joking I was like [ __ ] shot. starting I like I'm like joking around. I'm not being like harsh but like I'm. [ __ ] around and he was like he. emailed my agent at the time and he was. like if you don't drop Sam as a client I. will never book one of your clients. again and like you know I wasn't a huge. act and and uh. he and he said. uh and he said uh uh if you three clubs. you own too so it's like I'm like oh so. now you're putting me in a position. where I'm an [ __ ] so my agent called. me like what did you do and I was like.

not nothing you know [ __ ] uh and then. she was she was like not as supportive. as she should have been to me she should. have been like [ __ ] you like he's doing. his jokes you know but uh she was like. this is what you do cuz I did I did. something at the at the same thing at. the Syracuse funny bum where she was. what happened with this how did it. resolve it didn't I was just like I'm. not going to write him an apology I'll. apologize if I do something wrong. happily I'm not like I don't have an ego. in that way we like if I [ __ ] up I'll. totally be like hey I'm really sorry but. did they have anything specific that. they were saying to your agent I.

disrespect the. club like making fun of the hyena you do. [ __ ] shots dude what do you [ __ ]. talk about disrespecting disrespecting. our sacred institution it dude it always. EOS what I like about your Club is like. I always find as a young comic you you. don't get the love you deserve at your. home Club usually right because they see. you as as like a door guy or like that's. where you started but I think think you. you do raise people up there which I. don't think is normal I I really I think.

like New York comedy club of New York. does that a little bit where they like. kind of develop young guys which I think. is good but I I do think it's a right. like comic sh is where I started dude. they didn't really build I still have. love for the club but they didn't really. build us up they kind of like took. pleasure in keeping us down a little bit. Yeah they would do like Lottery shows to. us they recorded me one [ __ ] week. they like you want audition for the main. spots you got to be on like an America's. Got Talent type show and I'm like you're. [ __ ] by the way just AUD for the late. night back then I remember I auditioned. so you do a lottery it's like over 100.

Comics who which sounds like nothing now. but in the day that day it was like a. you know yeah and I remember I. auditioned I draw six out of six so. you're going on after the Regular Show. it's like an 8:00 show the next show. starts at 10:30 same crowd and I draw. six out of six I'm like [ __ ] I'm going. on at like 11:00 they're going to be. tired I hope these Comics don't suck so. they walk the crowd and the guy who goes. on before me has a [ __ ] nervous. breakdown on stage. so I'm not making this up he on stage he. goes he goes [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] bad at.

this oh my God I'm [ __ ] bombing and I. watched him walk 70 out of the 80 people. for my audition and I'm like I got to go. on for 10 people now this is crazy and I. just went on and like the owner walked. up to me and he's like yeah I mean like. the bar was low at that point he's like. you you didn't walk the last 10 good job. but he was like you didn't Panic so like. I'll give you I'll put you on for late. night so that was like but then for the. regular spots they were like you got to. uh they [ __ ] they they [ __ ] with you my. point is like your club like I feel like.

and and some of the [ __ ] with is good. it is good because it makes you like how. how bad do you want this [ __ ] right yeah. but so I think to a certain point The. Hazing can be good but also like it's a. new generation you know it's it's. different it's it The Hazing is probably. good because it weeds out the people. that aren't going to have the gumption. to push forward and and get through bad. sets and get through all and I used used. to tell Comics all time be nice to club. Owners cuz you don't want to be one of. them I always say that and then I want.

to become one one but I always said that. because like they're different than us. they like we need them that we're not. going to go do that we're not going to. go open up a [ __ ] club so you need. these people so it's just like there's. an adversarial relationship like you. feel like they're [ __ ] you on the. money or they're not they're lying about. it being sold out or whatever it is. where you're not getting what you. deserve. or in the beginning yeah once you become. undeniable then they have to pay you. right but. the thing is it's like there's a. separation between the people that do it.

and the business and that's where all. the friction comes from in my club. there's no separation from the people. that do it in the business because the. people that do it own it and it's all. ours like the way I refer to it I don't. refer to it as my club I refer to it as. our club this is our club this club is. set up for comedians it was never set up. to make any money the whole concept. about it was I just want to make. something where I don't lose money I. just want Want to Break Even if I break. even I'll be super happy it's not a. money-making Venture at all so the money.

structure yeah so the money structure is. different The Comedians get most of the. money and there's plenty of money for. the bar and there's plenty of money for. the weight staff there's plenty of money. for everybody it's just you can't be. greedy and then most environments the. club makes most of the money and the. comedians don't until a certain level. you know and then they can get the door. like big comics big names where they. sell out anywhere and it's like a good. thing to have them at your club and then. clubs make a deal but they're still. making money they're just not making an. insane amount of money but my point was. the comedians do all of the [ __ ] work.

if it wasn't we're selling the comedians. we're not selling we're selling drinks. to see The Comedians but that's not I. don't think that's the normal mindset. like I can't you how often I be at a. club and I hear the drink shake and I'm. like I'm here to move drinks yeah you. know what I mean you just it's it's. that's the business part that's because. the people that own that business aren't. comedians but it's funny that that's the. best way to make a business is to make a. business where you just do it the best. way to Express the art form like and. then there's a lot of great clubs too. like I'm not I don't want to sound here. like I'm I love clubs Comedy Works in.

Denver hilarities in Cleveland like I. [ __ ] love them I love shout out Nick. and Sam uh Wise Guys in Salt Lake is. [ __ ] beautiful Wise Guys in Salt Lake. is [ __ ] me you know there's there's a. lot there's so many great club I'm. forgetting a million right now list I'm. forgetting a million too but I love them. and I'm they and I love comedy clubs I. really do love just the IDE I I really. don't really respect Comics who don't. tour I don't like if you're not I can. tell when you're special if you didn't. [ __ ] tour with it I can tell if you.

were like I did New York and la and I. was like here you got to take that [ __ ]. to Chattanooga and Knoxville and [ __ ]. also when you're doing New York and La. you're doing like 15 minute sets I know. but you I mean like they do an hour. there and there but but like you got to. just take it you got to sludge it. through the mud this something I always. always talking about like gaffan you. know all those like New York guys that. be like you got to tour you gotta they. really emphasize like cut the fat dude. yeah yeah cut the fat and then see how. different people in different places. react to it because your act is going to.

go over different in San Francisco than. it is in Florida I know just is is but. both are [ __ ] great T you know like. Tampa for whatever reason has been the. Sid Splitters you know they've always. been [ __ ] really good you know did. you ever make up with hyenas never I'd. be happy to I'd be happy too if you're. listening hyenas the One S what I might. have done I don't know you probably just. gave him the right direction get rid of. your stupid [ __ ]. hyena get out of here with your logo if.

if you if someone can make fun of it and. it hurts your feelings you got a dumb. logo I don't give a [ __ ] either I mean. like it's like I no one what am I GNA. hold a grudge against hyenas I don't. give hold a grudge against that guy that. wanted you get dropped by your agent. that guy could have ruined your career. pretty classless pretty classless move. that's such a [ __ ]. move I didn't have a lot of juice and. like to to be told like I [ __ ] up I'm. I'm like a little bum that she told me I. kind of [ __ ] up I'm like you know I. didn't you know I'm like I'm not a diva. dude I like I I'm one of your dudes who. like happily do 45 weeks a year on the.

road I'm like I'm out there I'm happy to. do this yeah you're making money off me. stupid yeah have my back not a ton at. the time but I was out there working. yeah enough well you got to think like. it's like a young athlete like if they. keep going they're going to eventually. make it into the majors and they're. going to make money like I think of it. in sports analogies like always that's. that's just how I always cuz I love. sports so I also Sports is another thing. like comedy like there's no guarantee. you may make it you may not make it it's. hard instead of carrying an ACL it's.

like drug problem drug problems. girlfriend problems there's so many. things that can go wrong with you mental. health problems there's so many things. can get wrong on the and also it's so. not guaranteed that you're going to keep. coming up with ideas oh dude I'm I'm. this is my sixth hour of jokes that I. just burned and I'm like I'm [ __ ]. tired I'm like my mind is tired like I I. just don't feel like I have it I never. feel like I have it after this it's. really hard to keep doing this but it's. a it's a constant process it's a. privilege to to deal with this challenge. but it is [ __ ] like I'm like wow I. don't feel funny most of the time you'll.

come up with it just like it always like. Shane was saying that after his last. special now the stuff he's doing now is. arguably the funniest [ __ ] I've ever. seen from him it's just how it always is. I like my new [ __ ] but it's I don't. really like it it's going to take time. it's a little it's a 5-year-old kid. right now it's not a it's not a. 25-year-old man crashing through the. front line it is a 5-year-old K trying. to entertain a [ __ ] room full of. drunks ain't lasting long well it's just. you have bamb legs your jokes have. little Bambi legs like they're all. awkward and [ __ ] they're not moving that.

good yet it's so true it's it it is uh. it is cool though to like it's more fun. to be in the creative mode cuz like when. I'm about to tape and I'm killing I'm. like I'm a [ __ ] hack cuz it's you. know it works like who gives a [ __ ] yeah. it's supposed to work it's too easy yeah. you're like this should work but then. when you're when you're struggling a. little bit you're like this is [ __ ]. this is comedy yeah this is the the when. and then when you you strugg and then. you come up with a new punch line a new. tag line you know I just added a new tag. to one of my bits that makes me laugh.

and it's like it just came out of the. blue like one night sitting in front of. the computer I'm going over my material. I'm like oh like this this is it and I. to add that in then I added on stage the. next day and then Tony's like when did. that come from like I wrote it last. night when your friend notices the best. feeling yeah Norman watched me the other. night and he was like that [ __ ] that. Anne Frank line I was like the new line. the new stuff new stuff is a golden from. Theos new stuff's amazing it's so weird. when it hits you in the middle of the. night too you just wake up in the middle.

of the night you're like you just like. stumble over to a [ __ ] phone voice. memo fall right back asleep yes you got. to do it oh oh and it's 90% of the time. it's [ __ ] but that for that 10% you have. to just do it there's been way too many. times where I convinced myself that I. would remember it and I didn't remember. it I know there's a sidefold episode. about that where he like tries to write. it down he's like what the [ __ ] is this. yeah but yeah it's it's so I mean it's. funny for what a sitcom sign for was it. would like tap into real standup [ __ ]. every once in a while oh yeah I mean it. started off with him doing a monologue.

yeah remember that that was the early. days yeah he was do a monologue at a. club every time yeah he's some great. bits in there he's interesting now. hearing him talk about stuff now cuz. he's kind of realizing where all this. woke [ __ ] is gone and he doesn't care no. it's kind of beautiful to watch him be. like like someone heckles him he's like. [ __ ] you and you're like oh my God Jerry. versus Heckler this is entertaining well. they're all going after him with the. Palestine stuff now so they're. interrupting and he had fun respon but. you know he's it was a great clip oh my.

God you stop giving Jews money yeah but. he also like but he also is like you. know he's talking about something like. it's just funny when a clean comic is. getting heckled right cuz I'm like you. were you were probably heckling a bit. about like sponges or something well it. just shows you like at this time in. history nothing is safe this time in. history is so screwy that total complete. compliance and adherence to every single. letter of the doctrine is demanded and. even then they'll move they'll move what.

it is they'll move the boundaries. they'll move the the the goal post and. and then what you were saying a month. ago is now problematic and now now you. have to adhere to a new thing yeah and I. also just think like it's it's annoying. that we have to go that way cuz like why. can't we just all enjoy Jerry like I. guess that's what I think like why can't. we just all enjoy this like I kind of. even if you don't like even if you say. something I don't like I'm like I try to. separate the comic uh from the whatever. else you know I could still listen to. Cosby that's interesting yeah that one.

would be tough I I just have to fall. asleep sometimes at night and no no I I. actually don't really listen to Cosby. but I do think I can I do it with movies. all the time like I. don't I don't agree with like Woody. Roman palansky or Woody Allen but I. [ __ ] love movies and I and I think. Woody Allen's made some of the best. movies ever so yeah he's made Incredible. movies and he was a great standup I mean. you know uh I can I can separate for the. mo Cosby is tough cuz what's it called. himself yeah it's tough it's tough to. separate right it's also just feels.

dishonest because it's the cleanest [ __ ]. ever and it's like rape you know and. this one lady was saying he might be the. most prolific serial Raper in history. yeah like who knows how many people he. did it to that don't come out about it I. know you know how many people don't know. what happened it's also tough when the. person who does this [ __ ] is so holier. than that and so beloved but also just. so much like you know you need to do. this way it's like those types of so. that's that is tough but like you know. but those are the type of people that.

are usually creeps yeah it's like male. feminists are usually the biggest. [ __ ] pieces of [ __ ] yeah cuz they're. they're they're putting on an act that. they hope you'll respond to if you're a. woman you know true that's what it is. they're just it's a bait and switch and. it's the most manipulative thing and one. of the things you get from those guys. the creepiest of them they will go after. other men and they go after other men. publicly oh remember Jamie KY went after. me for a [ __ ] rape joke in like 2013. I had a [ __ ] rape joke that like I.

got torn to shreds for by these like. fake you know feminist things I did I. still remember the joke it was like I I. was [ __ ] a black girl not a great. joke I was [ __ ] a black girl while. we're having sex she kept dropping the N. word she was like No And then I paused. and I was like you guys are worried I. was going to say the nword and everyone. was like thank God rape joke so that was. a joke that like that somehow that word. is more offensive than me raping a. person yeah so like the joke killed it. would always kill and then I had another. one in the same set this woman saw me I. said the whole set was rape and no I.

said uh I said I my my girlfriend never. make me with a condom cuz she's on the. pill. ambian another fun one right there were. two quick silly jokes to me but she. wrote a hit piece on me tore me to. shreds it was like it went like [ __ ]. it got shared cuz I I showed it to Colin. Quinn I was a young seller comic at the. time was like 2013 and I showed to Colin. he goes the most [ __ ] up part is she. omitted the punchline from your jokes. okay so she. is trying to just show that you're a. piece of [ __ ] she's not even showing the. comedy here yeah he's like you have to. write something so I I wrote something.

uh and it then it got shared a ton like. all these websites like Salon Jezebel. Tor me to shreds I was they like he's a. nobody all this [ __ ] like just like. cutting me down I was a no I was I had. nothing going on and they wanted me to. go on like kumal Bell show at the time. to like defend and I'm like my my. manager at the time was like I don't. want your first TV credit to be. defending a rape joke and I was like I. agree so so didn't do [ __ ] but then like. here's the [ __ ] best part so I had a. trans joke in my in my Netflix special.

that was like pretty protr I was just. like being a contrarian I was like. everyone's doing these like trans bad. I'm like I'm going to go the other way. have fun with it went viral and all. these people are like like this is how. you [ __ ] do it blah blah blah one. person writes [ __ ] him he made uh bad. jokes in 2013 it's the person who. [ __ ] tried to cancel me in 2013. who is now a man so she she's now a guy. so that's the joke I did in the special.

I go but you know that people can change. yeah yeah yeah so that's what I say. that's why I call my new special you've. changed for that but I'm like what is. the F so you can be a different person. but I can't grow as a [ __ ] human. right the hypoc you forever is absurd. it's ABD and also guess what I'm a. different comic than I was in 2013 not. in like a [ __ ] I'm I'm better I'm a. better standup I take if I there now I. hope it's a better joke yeah but like. how come there's only room for growth on. your side it's [ __ ] absurd absurd.

yeah well it's and I accept whatever you. [ __ ] you choose it's your body do. whatever the [ __ ] you want with your. life but but the idea that like you get. to do whatever you want but then. everyone else is like a Target to you is. insane it is insane but it just shows. you the disingenuous approach to things. and also that the people that are. involved in this sort of attacking. people they're not enlightened for a. lack of a better term not saying that I. am but they're they're level of. compassion is not it's not for everybody.

it's only for people that agree with. them agressive but only you can progress. exactly and it's also people that only. only people that agree with you 100% but. then let's look into your own life I. guarantee you you're a mess I know well. these were the people that went after. Shane too you have to realize and and. the [ __ ] up way they went after Shane. was that uh I remember they went after. Shane so hard I remember I think it was. CNN had a thing they were like people. who were canceled this year and it was. wine Cosby and Shane oh my God and I was. like this is like a SAT question which. one doesn't fit yeah this is so [ __ ].

unfair so you know uh I I think that. [ __ ] that ship is sailed I think it's. for the most part over and I think like. we're mostly laughing about it now yeah. but you know but now you see it with the. Tenacious D guy and now I it's it's. predominantly the left that goes after. people but like now it's it's kind of. this was the right where they're like. celebrating the the Kyle Gas thing I'm. like hey man it's either all okay or. none of it it's a South Park I either. okay or none's okay yeah the guy said. something on stage because he's. signaling to all his liberal followers.

and he's trying to be cool and he. probably had no idea that that was going. to get out to the rest of the world he. thought he was just saying it to his. crowd and he didn't understand CU he's. like 60 years old you know you see that. guy he's old as [ __ ] I didn't see it. he's like a super old triple VX liberal. and he you know he said something and it. was a stupid thing to say and then they. had to cancel their whole [ __ ] tour. they death threat I'm Bumm that Jack. Black canceled on him well they all. canceled well that's your friend though. I mean that's that bumped me out cuz I.

think Jack Black's hilarious so that he. didn't throw his friend under the bus he. said he was blindsided by it and that he. doesn't support hate speech political. hate speech yeah I mean but what is hate. speech is my other thing it's like you. either made a joke or you you either say. it's a joke or or it is actual it's. either a joke or it's not a joke it is. the definition of Too Soon yeah that's. what it is sure it was two days and the. joke bombed yeah right it was like oh. Jesus I don't like I don't think do I. think it's a good joke no no but also. like why are you calling for I don't.

like the calling for people's heads. either yeah I don't like it either I. think they're just delaying their tour. he's just going to take some time off. want vacation no I really think that's. what their decision was I think the. decision was to stop the tour and then. come back yeah maybe yeah isn't that. what they said tour is canceled he's. been dropped by his agent also oh never. M. whoa Jes I was about to be like you know. what summer is heart the tour but now. has everybody been dropped or just that. one guy just says Jack Black hasn't been. dropped yeah you're a dumb [ __ ] agent. if you're dropping that one yeah if you.

Dro Jack Black like yo at first I. thought Jack Black said it when I saw. the clip I was like oh no I was watching. Tropic Thunder the other day on TV it's. still funny it's amazing it's really. funny it's the last free movie they. don't do it anymore dud you can't do a. movie like that it someday it'll come. back around I asked Robert Downey Jr on. the podcast I said do you think you can. make Tropic Thunder today he's like oh. you could make it. I saw that he's awesome he's great yeah. yeah yeah that's uh you know Ben Stiller.

doesn't get enough credit for kind of. just going for it with that [ __ ] that. was in that movie he went for it so did. Tom Cruz remember when Tom Cruz played. that fat agent with the [ __ ] awesome I. was like I saw I want to see you do more. comedy dude enough I like I know you. want to do your own stunts and you're. like a [ __ ] you have a death wish and. it's badass and stuff but like I want to. see Tom Cruz in a comedy yeah well. listen I know Tom Tom Cruz is a loon but. Tom Cruz because the fact he's aloon can. kind of do anything mhm I mean he can. like he played the vampiress stat and. Interview with the Vampire and all of an.

Rice's fans were protesting like people. did not want Tom Cruz to play lat but. he's great he's great but if you didn't. know Tom Cruz at the time was Top Gun he. was like [ __ ] Blockbuster boy and. then always he going to play this. homosexual Vampire who's like this. acting yeah but it's it was too beloved. to them to the people that like have you. ever read interview with the no I. haven't [ __ ] but he's more gay than. he is a pool shark and he played a pool. shark in the color of money so who gives. a [ __ ] yeah the pool shark wasn't.

believable un he but he did learn how to. do it though that was more offensive to. me than the. vampire he learned kind of kind of if I. watched him play I'd be like come on but. you're good at pool yeah that's the. difference like if you but if you watch. someone play guitar and you don't know. how to play guitar I don't know what's. going on right but if you're a really. good guitar player and you say oh he's. not even hitting the right Keys when. that sound's coming out this is [ __ ]. that's not how you play guitar it's like. seeing comedy in a movie punch line it's. usually rough punch line with Sally.

Fields and Tom Hanks you see that yeah. it's [ __ ] aw with the lockers they. have lockers lockers yeah they have. lockers I love Tom Hanks but yeah it's. not [ __ ] uh yeah it's not a comedy. doesn't the only time I saw it kind of. work was when Sandler did it in the in. the Jud appat toown movie where like. because Sandler does stand up though. right he's a real ComEd yeah yeah you. could do a movie with comedy in it like. Louie did with with Lou you know you Lou. is such a good show I sent him an email. like a year ago it was like 2 a.m. I. just wrote him an email being like uh.

man I I miss shows like this and I miss. the representation of New York and I and. I love how like uh you make New York. like disgusting and ugly but also like. kind of beautiful and a mess and and. like against you at all times like I. there's a scene in that show where he uh. he misses you know what I'm talking. about with the flight he misses the. flight and the woman's just typing in. he's like what happened to flight she. just keeps typing she goes uh it uh it. goes canceled he's like why and she goes. it crashed and he goes oh my God is.

anyone okay and she's like keeps typing. she goes everyone's dead except one baby. like that type of Jo is so absurd and. silly but it got me so good cuz like. we'll get so angry when we miss a. connect flight and then everyone's dead. is such a good like that was his mind. and and he wrote like a long thing back. just being like uh that was like a. really cool time in my life and and uh. like how much you know he put into it. that show I think is like brilliant you. know he edited that show on his MacBook. and and did the music yeah and he edited.

that show on the 12in MacBook the little. tiny one and I go why are you doing it. on that he goes I like doing it on this. little thing yeah that show is I. rewatched it recently and I was like. amazed at how well it holds up like it's. it's a great show it's a great show and. I remember when he did lucky Louie I. like that too lucky Lou is okay but I. talked to him at the Improv one night. we're hanging out I was like what would. you do different you know cuz it was. like it had all Fallen apart he goes I. would I would fire all the writers he. goes I didn't want to fire them he goes.

I just I would have fired everybody well. he also was trying to do like a Jackie. Gleason like siami type thing and his. strength is being himself right so. that's I still enjoyed it but yeah. Louis's like on another level yeah well. Lou was him with freedom you know it's. like if you take a guy like that and you. just just let him he's going to do the. best he can he's going to do the best he. can always just got to let him do that. get out of the way you're not going to. give him good ideas you're not going to. help I know he gave me a tag once for a. joke and it killed him immediately and I.

was like that's a good comic right there. oh he's great he's good at comedy yeah I. had a King Kong joke he he gave me a. great tag once about King Kong's wife. giving him [ __ ] and I had I had a joke. where I said it's a joke that I did in. the joke in the movie The Joker I say I. did a million jokes for that movie and. there's the one they use but I said uh. you know men and women look at sex. differently men look at it like like. women look at sex like uh like buying a. car you're like can I see myself in this. long term is it safe is it reliable.

could it kill me and I said men look at. sex like Park in a car we're like. there's a spot there's another spot oh I. have to pay never mind and Lou goes you. should add uh handicapped hope no one. sees. this I had a handicap line but his hope. no one sees this hit harder and I was. like there there we go it just worked. hope no one sees this is so much more. [ __ ] up and funny oh I had a handicap. line but it it worked but this one then. killed and I was like he's good and I. never I don't really normally take tags.

but when it's Louis you kind of like let. me try it and then it was too good to. not tell too good yeah yeah you got to. take it. yeah but it's like so fun when you have. a joke and people think it's over and. then there's you know there's one more. line especially if you're doing like you. know a tough crowd and they're like and. then then they like all right they have. to like give it up a little bit it was. good yeah yeah yeah. it's always great when you find those. too when you got the beginning of a joke. and it's kind of doing okay in the early. days of the joke you just started.

trotting it out you're [ __ ] with it. and working and you like God there's. something there and then you find the. next thing and boom you open up a new. door now you have a whole new door that. is attached to the premise that has a. bunch of new angles you can take yeah. it's [ __ ] it's a it's a great thing. it's like you have a toy that you find. you're like oh I didn't know it did that. yeah it's so cool uh Lou said he's going. to take a year off and so he's basically. taken I think a year and a half I I. think he took I mean I saw him Rec it's. almost a year right yeah I saw him uh at. the seller and he was uh he was trying.

some new stuff and it was funny it was. like recently yeah he's always funny. okay so he's back yeah he saw I I hate. when comic like that's in the back of. the room and I'm [ __ ] around just. trying to find I'm like God damn it and. I get up like oh hey Lou he's like. what's up man God damn it I was [ __ ]. around yeah I love that when people are. doing that though I know you're funny. and I'm not going to like if I see. someone have a weird set where they're. working on new [ __ ] I never oh Sam sucks. now you know like that would you'd be an. idiot for thinking that yeah I guess. we're always in our head a little bit.

you know like always part of if once you. think you're not once you think you're. awesome you're [ __ ] done I had a set. once where I switched the order of. things on the spot for some strange. reason I decided to try it this way and. it worked great but I realized as I was. into the set that I missed a giant part. of one of the bits because I switched it. around and it didn't fit anymore and I. couldn't add it anywhere else and so I. was in my head for like but I was still. killing yeah but I was in my head and.

then after it was over I'm like I got to. listen to this this must be [ __ ] up. but it no it was the recording was great. I was listening to him like this was all. like a self inflicted mind [ __ ] because. I knew that there was more to the bit. but they didn't know there was more to. the bit they just thought you knew there. was more exactly and that it's annoying. though when you leave and there was more. meat on the bone I hate that feel I mean. dude worst it happens a lot when you. like well let me try sometimes you try. to flex you're like let me open with an. abortion joke and see if I can dig out. of this hole and it misses and you're.

like oh [ __ ] now they hate me but I do. it all the time like I I have a new. Hitler chunk I was doing at your club. last night and I'm like let me open on. this and they're like no you can't open. on the Hitler joke you got to earn it. give give them four minutes yeah you got. to get them to trust the way you think. about things that's why I love late. night sets still even though they're. like so I mean but I like not even that. many Comics do them anymore but when you. watch an old one and you're like oh a. guy had you had to open on this joke for. a reason like there's this comic in New. York Nick Griffin who's like he was like. the master of the Letterman sets I. thought his Letterman like 11 Letterman.

they're all Flawless you know and every. opening joke was perfect he had a joke. where he goes they say to live every day. like it's your last so uh I've been. crying a lot. lately that's a great [ __ ] jokeer uh. you know uh he goes I hate there's. another one he open with I always look. at the opener cuz I'm I'm fascinated by. he goes I hate these celebrities Lady. Gaga you know oh the press the Press is. is bothering me ah cool Visa is. bothering. me that's like per all right you're. self-deprecating out of the gate it's a.

quick joke like I like the quick laugh. yeah yeah Visa is bothering me want to. trade it's like a great line yeah the. construction of a great joke and and. starting off with a great joke is so. important for opening acts I always tell. that for guys on the road like if. they've never done like a big theater. before and they're coming with me I'm. like listen go out there say hi to them. don't Rush don't rush into your first. joke yeah but when you commit that first. joke's got to be a banger cuz they don't. know you and it might not get the laughs.

you think it deserves because the. audience isn't warmed up yet but you got. to accept that but you got to start out. with a banger even if they're not. laughing hard at least they like okay. okay like they might not be laughing but. they might have a smile on their face. you know and then you're literally. warming them up yes you're warming them. up and that's why I appreciate Comics. who warm up crowds with jokes and not. just like [ __ ] I have a respect for. people that whatever way you warm them. up however you get him cool but like I. tour with Gary Veer and it's just killer. deadpan on liners they're all just like.

dead pan and I'm like this is he's low. energy so they have to listen and for me. that sets the table where you know every. joke is [ __ ] killer dude I have to. piss or I'm going to break let's take a. little break we'll be right back yeah. Ron moved out here in like 2017 or 18. yeah and I call I mean he was always at. the store too because he had a he had a. con in Beverly Hills or excuse me he had. a house in Beverly Hills it wasn't a. condo it was a mansion and. um he just said I'm [ __ ] moving to.

Texas he goes I love it here I I travel. it's in the middle of the country easy. to take a flight to anywhere people are. nicer no traffic food's [ __ ] great. and that kind of put the seeds in my. head that was like the first seeds in my. head I was like did you not like La no. no it's too many people I think you get. around too many people it's not good for. your head head I think too many people. like that people become um they become a. a problem rather than a a resource you.

know there's too many they get in the. way they're in the way of things it's. too clogged up and I think it creates. anxiety when you're stuck in traffic all. the time I think that's bad for you I. wanted to just also I didn't trust it I. felt like it could fall apart at any. moment it was always like I was always. waiting for the next earthquake or the. next fire I was evacuated three times. from my house from fires yeah last one. uh two houses in front of my house burnt. to the ground right in front of my house. what the [ __ ] yeah the wildfires were. crazy yeah it's [ __ ] scary right.

[ __ ] scary when you see him coming. you know um I came home from The Comedy. Store it was like 1:00 in the morning. and uh me and my wife were looking out. the window at the fire coming over the. hill and uh we made an early call we. said look if we're wrong we come back. the house is still here but let's just. get the [ __ ] out of here now I'm like. that's too close weren't evacuating yet. I'm like let's get out of here and so we. got all of our [ __ ] and we got a hotel. in Beverly Hills and then next thing you.

know it had swept through our. neighborhood that's [ __ ] horrible it. burnt 40 I think 40 houses in my. neighborhood Jesus Christ dude is crazy. that's awful between my neighborhood and. then the neighbor like July or what I. don't remember when it happened I want. to say I don't know I mean La is dry. it's dry all it takes is a good wind and. and fires but it it happened three times. three separate times we had to get. evacuated yeah it was weird man and when. you see when you see it when you see the.

walls of flame that are from the left to. the right everywhere you could see is. flames you see houses going up it's. spooky man it's spooky like a horror. movie yeah and then you realize like I. talked to a fireman once this is one of. the reasons that freaked me out at uh. one of the time I'm wearing a la fire. department show shut up yeah fire. department shirt um it's a badass job. [ __ ] tough people man they those. those [ __ ] people they don't get. nearly the credit that they deserve so I. was talking to this guy and he was. telling me he goes dude one day he goes.

it's just going to be the right Wind and. Fire is going to start in the right. place and it's going to burn through La. all the way to the ocean and there's not. a [ __ ] thing we can do about it I go. really he goes yeah we're just we just. get lucky he goes We Get Lucky with the. wind he goes but if the wind hits the. wrong way it's just going to burn. straight through LA and there's not. going to be a thing we could do about it. cuz these fires are so big dude when. you're talking about like thousands of. Acres that are burning simultaneously. with like 40 mph winds and the winds. just blowing Embers through the air and.

those Embers are landing on roofs and. those houses are going up and they're. landing on bushes and those bushes are. going up and everything's dry and once. it happens it happens in a way where. it's so spread out that there's nothing. they can do there's nothing they can you. just have to evacuate right nothing. nothing they can do they just got to get. out of there it's [ __ ] weird dude one. of the worst I ever bombed ever in my. career and I wasn't that good at the. time either so it was easy to make me. bomb but I was uh I had done one of. those NAA one of those College things.

was are bad and uh I got I did well at. the thing and I I got a bunch of gigs. and so I was really funny at the nacka. show I killed and so I got this gig and. I was headlining and JB smooth was uh. opening and uh it was this weird gig in. New Jersey and it was in the middle of. nowhere and this is back way before. navigation so you would get a piece of. paper that would say take the 405 to the. this take a ride here go down to the you. know so you have to really follow the.

directions it was complicated and I. remember I I left real early and I still. it took a long time to get there and I. finally found the place and I was there. but JB smooth was not there and the show. was supposed to start in like 20 minutes. and so I said uh what do you guys want. to do and they said well we'll just wait. for him don't worry about it everyone's. just sitting in the Hall like waiting. for the show to start it's fine so I go. okay great so I sat down and I started. watching TV and there's a show on about. the Malibu fires and it is the most. [ __ ] depressing thing I've ever seen. in my life this guy who was a fireman.

his I think his house was actually saved. the guy that was crying but um he was. just weeping cuz his whole life he had. invested and saved money to make this. house and built this house and his house. survived but like his neighbors house is. [ __ ] his other like it's so Random. which houses get burnt which houses dead. and then there was this kid kid who was. calling for his dog so his kid's walking. into the street like Rusty where are you. Rusty the dog's dead as [ __ ] you know.

like everything's dead it's like you're. you're looking at the most insane. Wasteland of burnt homes and people. weeping and crying and people died in. their cars it was horrible horrible [ __ ]. and then they come in the room they say. look JB is not going to be here in time. so we're just going to have you go up. first and then if he gets here he'll go. on after you I'm like okay yeah and so I. went on stage like sad. from the Malibu and I was not funny at. all I couldn't muster funny I couldn't.

and I remember this girl I was dating at. the time she was there with me she was. what the [ __ ] was that I was like I. watched the Malibu fire thing I was. [ __ ] sad now she's dry too yeah ah. and then JB went up after me and. murdered murdered he came in loose and. like he was like I got lost went on. station and he was just killing someone. you just got to not watch the news never. watched the news what that that's the. thing about this cable news like I watch. it I'm just like why would I watch this. I feel [ __ ] horrible you feel. horrible and it's not helping you and I.

mean you really like you got to be real. careful about any input that gets in. your mind before you go on stage yeah. you shouldn't have an argument with your. girlfriend you shouldn't call your. friend that owes you money you shouldn't. talk to your parents you know you have. to be careful about what input like. that's why I like the Green Room at the. club you go in there the music's playing. Comics are in there everybody's hanging. it's a good vibe like it feels good and. then you go on stage with a smile on. your face like yeah that's what it's. supposed to be about bet dude I I mean.

we've all done those benefits where. they're like those be like here this is. a benefit for uh you know I did a. benefit Rec I didn't [ __ ] think I. don't I usually look what it's for so I. know it's a good cause but I was like in. a rush and I just showed up to a benefit. you know like oh I'll [ __ ] it I'll kill. it'll be fine I like within 30 seconds I. open on a joke drinking on muscle. relaxers like silence and I'm like okay. something's wrong here I whatever I keep. powering through bombing my dick off the. crowd's looking at me like who is this. guy this guy sucks and I get off and the.

guy running is like what the [ __ ] is. wrong with you and I go what do you mean. he goes it's a benefit for a guy who. died from drinking on muscle relaxers. and I was. like so I chose the wrong material and. uh how about let me know that before I. go on stage they sent something I didn't. read it was my fault entirely it was. completely my fault but I I I yeah I was. like oh [ __ ] but I've done those GES. they like sometimes you do a benefit you. know what it's for and you B with like. you know it's a you know a thing for a. cancer benefit or like a holocaust thing. and they show Holocaust footage and.

you're like hey not a great warm-up act. yeah listen I'll just give you money. yeah you want a check I'll send you a. check I'm not performing but if it's. walking distance I'll pretty much always. do it just for the fun F Well it's like. it's it's easy to just walk in and do a. set it's like I've done some that were. good I've done some benefits that were. fun and they were good but I've also. done some that maybe go I'm never doing. one of these again these are just not. worth doing I think comedy should only. be in a comedy club like when I hear. about people doing corporate gigs I'm. like what are you doing and why are you. that I know but it's not that are you.

going to notice like I do notice if you. like if you have let's say you have. $10,000 in your bank account do you. notice if you have 10,500 you don't well. who's getting paid 500 for one of those. things I'm just saying so if you have my. point was if you have 10 million in the. bank right like some people I know that. do these [ __ ] things and you get. tortured for $10,000. like Tony just did one he got tortured. for $10,000 he goes it was the worst. thing I've ever done in my life I Go. why'd you do it he goes offered me.

$10,000 and it was right down the street. so I just did it I go you're not going. to notice that $10,000 but you're going. to feel that bomb you're going to feel. that you might get a funny story too I. always think like I mean that's why I do. morning TV things I'm like it's going to. be bad but it's going to be funny bad GL. you brought that up because that morning. Joe one was amazing oh my God that was. hilarious cuz you know what the funny. part is like I wasn't even misbehaving. on that one they just hated me and it. was even funnier like he he set me up in. a way where he was like he clearly. hasn't watched my [ __ ] which is f I know. he hasn't but clearly a producer's a fan.

of mine so they're like giving him lines. for my special to Cee me up so he queued. me up for a gun baby joke and I was like. I'll get I'll tell the joke and I told. it and he just looked at me. like yeah and I'm like yeah dude well. what do you want well why sent you that. stuff on him like that's the guy that. was gaslighting us like this is the best. Biden ever and if you don't want it you. don't believe me f you well he you know. the thing about a lot of those guys are. is like as I said it's poison these. cable shows but instead of being like.

sometimes you'll follow a comic and. they're like a hack but they know. they're a hack and they're like I'm. sorry I just have to go out and do that. and you're like oh yeah whatever but he. like goes on he acts like the all these. guys they go on they act like they're. like doing the Lord's work they're. Edward armur or something and I'm like. oh so you you're going to do this and. think you're like there's like this type. of like liberal elitism where it's like. there's two types of like older liberals. there's like the type that like like. it's like an old hippie and is like oh. man that was cool you did that [ __ ] and. then there's types that look at you like. well he wasn't a liberal he used to be a.

republican yeah and then he got on MSNBC. yeah you got to you got to go with the. money I guess change his panties yeah. but it was uh that was a weird segment. but I actually I get off on that a. little bit I kind of like when I know. it's going to be bad I think it's funny. cuz I'm just like well it's live what. are they I can just do whatever I want. yeah it's funny to me when it goes. horribly those are state-run propaganda. shows that's all they are they're. they're [ __ ] News distribution I'll. distribtion.

but I en I do enjoy it like I think I. enjoyed it I enjoyed watching him react. and it was a great. joke it's a very good bit Yeah and. watching him not respond to that very. good bit I'm like you can't even admit. that that's a good bit that's what bums. me out a little bit is like they they. kind of like just [ __ ] smile I know. you're not admitting that I'm not saying. school shootings are okay I'm just. saying this joke works right it's just. joke sometimes you can just smile at the.

at the fun of the joke but like I guess. I think of those crowds and you think of. those crowds you're like not only do you. think I'm I'm [ __ ] you think you're. better than me and I feel it and that's. a bummer well that position of being. that guy in the suit with the [ __ ]. makeup on in front of the camera. speaking the truth that's an. intoxicating power position I guess I. don't know well I mean I don't know but. it must feel all right it's an. intoxicating power position for those. people you know they want to be that guy. that is the the center of the news show.

and you know all the people are waiting. for them to talk and there's all the. cameramen and they're all pointed at him. makes him super important there's people. behind the scenes with clipboards. they're all looking at him yeah those. idiots like that that it's funny cuz the. producers were like quoting my [ __ ]. they knew who I was and yeah they're. regular people yeah and they were they. were they were really cool and they so. I'm sure that's who gave them that thing. they were like talk about guns and. babies and I was like you got it and uh. I mean [ __ ] God bless even Al Sharpton. kind of chuckled at least I like I got.

something out of him even you know come. on give me something Al Sharpton's an. old school grifter he knows a good old. school yeah come on I mean that guy's. entire career started on a false rape. accusation yeah yeah get out there and. do the real thing buddy yeah do you see. what he looks like now he's lost like. all of his weight he's like he's like. super super thin oh there I am wow I. look well what the [ __ ] is wrong with me. yeah let's hear it disappointed Sam I'm. not going to lie but I'm wherever I go I. show up at places and people are like.

it's very oh no it's earlier in this. this is the end you got to go it's ear. to because you said something about him. no no go to the beginning the beginning. where he sets up the gun jokes the funny. one hey they give me a nice plug though. there's. something it's your presidential. election and Sam joins us now Sam I I. just I I got to start with this quote. because it's most relev. it is it is oh no not go to pass the. election here yeah this is whatever this. is just me making a Biden joke or. whatever Trump Biden joke then yeah the.

ne right there maybe parallel of guns. and babies together but you do it. masterfully explain well both are easy. to hate but then you hold one and you're. like I kind of get it you know he. laughed at that yeah yeah both annoying. on. airplanes someone new in they either. you're like it could be a. problem you know and both will be in. school. soon yeah yeah exactly exactly let's. take a a look he did not like that yeah.

exactly that's one that you can't like. what do you do what do you even say to. that yeah but you know he he laughed a. little bit that was more than I thought. more than I remember a little give me a. hint it wasn't that bad but Al Sharpton. was laughing yeah cuz I told him I was. like I bet you're a samarel fan just. like playfully and he was like I bet I. could be yeah and then I was like I was. like you know I I brought up the thing. about like uh Anne Frank uh no when uh. Justin Bieber went to an Frank's house. and in the signing book wrote I think. she would have been a believer I'm like. that's how I feel about you and me did. you say that I said that to him did no.

did did Justin Bieber really do that. yeah yeah he got a lot of [ __ ] for that. years ago whoa yeah but come on we we're. entertainers we [ __ ] get it how old. was he he was a baby he was young yeah I. mean yeah the [ __ ] is he supposed to do. yeah he just trying to being shocking he. was in a shocking phase you know I think. he was like I meant I think he meant it. in like good spirits I don't think he. was like trying to be like [ __ ] her I. think he was like trying to fun with it. you know yeah but but I said that to Al. Al Sharon he was like yeah he like went. with it I was like all right well the. thing is those places are not places for.

humor there's no no room for humor. because they think they're saving the. world it's like but the world stays and. then you just annoyed everybody your. entire career and you didn't save. anything ever you never changed. anybody's opinion you didn't you that's. I'm shocked they want me on these shows. cuz I'm just like I'm like I'm I'll. happily go in but I'm just shocked in. there I'm like I'm I'm there just like. laughing in the Green Room like this is. going to be bad like I know it's going. to be bad they need anything but yeah I. went on that Ari melbour one once and he. just like would set me up for jokes and. then look at me like so why is that.

funny and I'd be like are you [ __ ]. kidding me cuz it's a joke I don't know. clearly it's not funny I don't know you. know but you're just rolling with it but. it's a big thing difference between. being funny on a talk show in front of a. person who's not ready to be laughing. and then an audience that's why I play. with the producers usually I'm trying to. get them laughing like cuz then if you. hear laughs in the background it's. undeniable but if I'm just bombing for. one dude yeah it's [ __ ] weird yeah. you want to play the camera guys yeah. the normal people camera guys in the. grips get I love doing that [ __ ] though.

I I all my friends are like you're a. psycho for going on morning shows cuz. like you know stavos and Norman are like. I'm not waking up at 700 a.m. to do this. I'm like I will happily you still do it. of course if they'll have but few will. have me the last one that had me was uh. in Salt Lake City Utah and they were. like they knew I do this so they were. the guy came in The Green Room was like. [ __ ] with me I'm in the green room. with my friend Gary Veer I made him come. with me I'm like I can't do this it's. like a bank robbery I need an Uber. waiting for me cuz I need to get right. out but the guy was [ __ ] with me in. the Green Room like the anchor was like.

a handsome Mormon guy being like Oh you. going to [ __ ] with me and I looked at. Gary like this guy's got like an edge I. was like I was like yeah I guess I don't. know and he's like yeah let's see if you. [ __ ] with he was like kind of being a. dick and I was like all right so then in. my head I'm like I'm G to [ __ ] with him. so I went on there and it was like the. week the Diddy [ __ ] broke and I was like. man how about that P Diddy and he and he. was just like well we're not going to. talk about that and I was like anyway P. didy I just kept doing it and he got. pissed and his anchor the woman was cool. as [ __ ] she was laughing but he just. kept being like well you well you'll. never be invited back and uh oh no yeah.

and I and I was like I had to pretend I. was upset that I was never going to be. back on uh good morning Salt Lake I was. like oh no and then uh and but then of. course after the segment I'm leaving and. I'm trying to get out of there with Gary. but all the crew is like stopping me and. they're like grabbing me they're like. trying to take selfies cuz they're like. we all hate him so I'm like oh cool. that's hilarious but uh yeah it was see. seura when he used to do DJ dad I love. it yeah I love it I love it's fun it's. like you know what it it's such a fake.

type of TV that it's fun for us to go on. and just be ourselves and it's I love. that [ __ ] I love I still have a weird. fondness for like the comfort of that. and then [ __ ] with it I I don't know. why but I'll throw sometimes I'll be. like at home and I'll throw on Good. Morning America in the I'm like this. kind of funny how like I don't know. they're like cooking something it's. peaceful I don't know it's weird to. watch some of those shows like I'll. watch The View every now and then just. cuz I don't know I've never seen one. episode I've never seen it yeah yeah you.

got to go for a walk after you see them. just got what yeah I I choose to know. whoopy Goldberg from the movie Eddie. where she's the next coach that's how I. choose to think of her yeah that shows. seen there's a bunch of those shows. where you're just like who are these. people and how do they think this way. yeah but you need to know that those. people exist and that there's a bubble. and those people exist in a bubble they. all think they're right and they clap. and there's no one disagrees with them. yeah well it's good to well that's I. would happily go in the view man I would. love I would love to go I've I've heard.

it I think I'd make a nice little. impression I love the clip of Norm on. The View that's the clip I've seen yeah. Norm was great Norm was really F when. you talking about Hillary Clinton. killing people it was pretty funny I. just like disrupting like I think the. disrupting is really funny it's very. funny yeah Norm was the best at that he. was I I yeah I wish I knew him I only. met him twice and he was so nice the two. times I met him but he was uh I met him. on last IC standing where I got. eliminated immediately I I had a pretty. good set but then I had a feeling they. weren't going to move I watched two. comics in front of me [ __ ] bomb and.

move on by the way uh but I yeah I. remember Keenan and ivory wein was like. uh H you were funny on some jokes and. not funny on others and I just like. sarcastically responded well I loved all. your scary movie films and and it got a. big pop and he goes I only did the first. two I'm like it was a joke I don't know. I'm [ __ ] trying to survive here and. then afterwards Norm saw me on the way. to the bathroom and was like I like the. is on him that was funny yeah and that. was like my one interaction with and. then another time I met him at carolin's. where uh we were doing March Madness. style com do you know what that was.

where it was like one-on-one you do like. 60 seconds versus 60 seconds and I was. in the finals I think I lost to Dan. Soder in the championship which was like. I was happy to I love Dan so I was kind. of like it's kind of fun to even be in. the finals with Dan but Norm was hanging. with us and he's like he said something. he's like man I hate this [ __ ] they it's. like they take you out back and [ __ ] you. in the ass and we were just like yeah we. like we didn't know he was talking like. it's Norm just [ __ ] go with whatever. he says he's a [ __ ] Legend you know I. uh randomly sat next to him twice on. airplanes wow yeah well you guys were.

buddies right yeah we knew each other we. knew each other from the clubs but just. randomly we happened to be in the same. city the same town on the same plane and. he sat next to me twice yeah it was. amazing and so like for three hours me. and Norm just talking [ __ ] and having. fun and one time one of my favorite. stories was he was on he's like yeah I. quit cigarettes I quit smoking say. [ __ ] cigarettes are terrible they're. terrible for you they kill. and so we're talking about cig and he we. get off the plane and he immediately. runs into one of the the shops and grabs.

back cigarettes and he's lighting it. before he gets out the door out the door. he's like I go I thought you quit cig I. did but we were talking about it I. wanted one you know I just couldn't help. myself so funny oh he was an animal a. legend yeah real legend and even the way. he went out you know didn't even tell. anybody just went to Canada who the [ __ ]. would ever do that anymore like no one. no one everybody makes a big deal out of. it they post on social media these. tearful videos I'm in stage four and you. know thank you for all your hopes and.

wishes and prayers and yeah and Norm's. like just going to ride off in the. sunset yeah you're so [ __ ] funny and. you know you see so many videos of him. online now like anytime anything comes. up there's always a norm joke and you. kind of forget that he's dead you know. he's so. funny it's weird that it's like giv him. I hate. kind of a weird way because I think it's. really unfortunate some of these guys. who are brilliant like they don't get. their du until like obviously was huge.

and he was a weekend update guy did so. much great stuff and movies and all that. stuff but like but not what he deserved. not what he deserved and I felt the same. way about Greg Geraldo and about like. Patrice I think a lot of those guys kind. of didn't get the love they deserved. until afterwards if Patrice survived he. would be the number one podcaster in the. world that's what I feel like I feel. like the only reason why I'm number one. is cuz isn't alive cuz he was smart but. also hilarious but also did not give a.

[ __ ] like did not give any [ __ ] and. would tell people to their face the most. ridiculous [ __ ] that happened to be true. and you know and he was the master at it. he was so good at it like on Opie and. Anthony he was the best at calling. people out on their [ __ ] and then. having points him and his best was. [ __ ] but but he did [ __ ] around a lot. I think like I hear about I hear stories. at the seller all the time they're like. God we wish he would like try cuz he. would just not try sometimes he just. didn't give a [ __ ] well it also that's a.

lot of the ways those guys would come up. with material you know that's a good. point like that was Damon Wayan's thing. I used to Damon wayin in my opinion I. still say this to this day the most. underrated of all the greats I think. Damon way is one of the all-time greats. but he kind of stopped doing it in the. height of his have you ever seen this. HBO special The Last Stand he like. murdering to the point of murdering he. was so good dude but I used to see him. at the store all the time and he would. go on stage for an hour and a half with.

no material and he would murder he films. every set he has a tape recorder in the. back of the room like a camera that's. filming every set and he archives them. all so he has like every set that he's. ever done since like the 1990s wow and I. saw him just a few years back I want to. say five six years ago at the Improv. same thing he was starting to do stand. up again had the camera out on stage. [ __ ] around and he that's how he. would take a bit and then put words to.

it and pump it up and change it but he. would come up with the initial premise. out of nothing yeah like there was no he. had he was silence it's talking people. who write on stage like that it's to me. kind of insane it's insane it's insane. he uh I mean I wonder if his film career. made him kind of it must have put made. him put standup on hold a bit cuz that. film and TV remember he had a TV series. when you have a TV series for those guys.

especially that were in the 90s that was. the golden carrot that was the thing you. get a sitcom and that's what everybody. wanted so even if you don't really. necessarily think that's the best thing. for you like you know you can make money. doing stand up and travel and doing the. road those guys get tired they don't. want to do the road anymore and then the. the sitcom job is so easy you just show. up and you're getting a 100 Grand a week. yeah 100 Grand a week say yeah it's not. that hard and his and his movie like. he's a good actor he was he was funny at.

that I mean uh yeah I I I remember I did. like the Letterman show on Netflix and. he was like baffled by the by the fact. that I put out a free special he was. like what he's like I don't understand. like cuz he came up in the air in the. 80s where was like oh I'm looking for a. sitcom that was my whole thing so I was. like oh no you like we make money. touring now that's like how we do it. yeah and so he was like huh he was like. so intrigued by it yeah well I remember. when I was on a sitcom and I heard. someone was doing the Improv in Irvine. and they did the whole weekend they made.

25 Grand I was like what yeah what you. make 25 Grand doing a cuz I was not at. that level I wasn't selling any place. out so I was never making that kind of. money for a weekend but I was like. that's what I make on a sitcom like it's. the same money but they're doing like. standup and I'm kind of the WR boss in. this little velvet prison you know where. I'm eating craft service and I've got my. own dressing room but it's a little. weird it's not what I want yeah it's a. fun thing to do it's a great gig and and.

that gig was the perfect version of one. of those gigs and you good at it super. talented people thank you funny funny. [ __ ] human beings great great crew. everybody was great the cast in your. show was so good amazing super super fun. Phil harman's one of the funniest dudes. of all time I think brilliant Dave Foley. brilliant hilarious Mora tyy I mean. Candy Alexander Vicky Lewis it's like. they were all amazing Steven root insane. actor that dude's career is so cool he's. so good yeah he's like he's in. everything I feel everything I turn. something on I'm like oh dude this. dude's got more range than like anybody.

and he was the only guy on the show that. was playing a character yeah like he was. playing Jimmy James like Andy Dick was. basically a a steroid it up Andy Dick it. was like Andy Dick on steroids you know. I was kind of me I was like conspiracy. theorists and you know all that stupid. [ __ ] but I love when they write that. [ __ ] in yeah well that show was really. good at that they were also really good. at letting people improvise like Dave. Foley was like a secret producer of that. show cuz he would rewrite entire scenes. W like we would get the script and then.

we would do our uh we would do a run. through right so the way a sitcom works. is you get a script you do a table read. and then after you get the table read uh. Tom cerris who is the director and the. cast we would all go okay let's put it. on its legs and so we would start the. scene and then you know Dave would a lot. of times go why is Andy coming in this. way why don't we have Andy like hiding. under his desk and Andy because we're. not supposed to be talking about him or. he does not supposed to know we're. talking about him then he pops up like. oh that's a great idea and then like.

instead of that how about he says this. and like Dave you know because he'd come. from Kids in the Hall where they created. all these insane sketches there were. Kids in the Hall super underrated show. super underrated they were all so. [ __ ] good amazing and so Dave was so. good at I saw him on Fargo he's great in. it he's great in everything he's an. awesome actor he's a UFO nut is he toal. believer which is hilarious because when. we were friends like he was always like. why do you care about all this stuff. like why do you care like when we were. on the sitcom together cuz I was always. in a UFOs and all kinds of stupid [ __ ].

and it was like what do you what the. [ __ ] are you interested in this for this. is all nonsense and then something. happened I forget what it was and then. eventually he saw one and he he had like. a a UFO experience he's a full full-on. believer now which is fun it's fun for. me I'm like o now you like them this is. exciting life's long man yeah people. change yeah I've. changed it's cool man it's cool you had. that experience you've had like a lot of.

lives in comedy I mean you to do the. sitcom and then have your you know your. game show and then your you know you're. doing standup and you the podcasting. it's like wow you can have a lot of. lives in this [ __ ] the thing is I got. super lucky for sure in a lot of these. things but also everything I do is. something I actually like doing yeah. which is which makes it real easy makes. it real easy to show up for something. like today like I wasn't thinking I got. to talk to Sam it was like we're going. to have fun let's go have fun it's it's.

pums yeah it's it's uh it's all good. it's all a good thing so if you could. find a job that you actually enjoy doing. you'll probably excel at it if you pay. attention to it yeah work hard and do. your best and next thing you know it's. working but it's like all those things. you know especially like working for the. UFC and doing standup and podcasting. it's all things. like you you really UFC is like your. number one sport by far right it's the. only thing I really know yeah and boxing.

I but not boxing not as much as UFC but. it's the only thing I really really know. yeah like I don't really know basketball. I don't really know football I kind of. understand who's popular I'm friends. with Aaron Rogers I don't [ __ ] even. know the rules I hope they do well I'm. I'm not a Jets fan I'm a Giants fan but. like I want the Jets to thrive like they. Jets fans deserve it they do and having. him blow his [ __ ] ailles out it was. the most New York Jet [ __ ] that has ever. happened the fact I'm like cuz he was. the most here's why he was so New York.

Jets because they still won the [ __ ]. game somehow like you know it's going to. be a bad season like no he I I was. pumped for the Jets when they got him. and I saw him at a Knicks game and I was. kind of like oo Aaron like it's cool. he's in the building because he's a. great guy have you ever met him no I've. never met him but I I was kind of just. like wow he is like I mean I love. football so I love you know um I always. admired him as a quarterback I just. thought he was great he's a cool guy I. hung out with him in Vegas this last. trip for the UFC he came to the fights. then we all went out to dinner. afterwards and he's just a fun guy to.

hang out with just genuinely cool yeah. real real easy down to earth like. friendly to everybody easy to talk to. cool as [ __ ] you know I wonder when he's. going to be 100% cuz we went to uh my. wife's big football fan and we went to. see uh well she likes a lot of teams but. it was she was happy for you know Aaron. Rogers being on the Jets she had met. Aaron too she had met Aaron when he was. on the podcast too and so um we went to. see them play uh the Dallas Cowboys it's.

my first time ever seeing an NFL game. it's fun it's amazing yeah and in that. Stadium they have in Dallas the stadium. is [ __ ] insane I've never been. enormous television screens like you. there's no bad seat in the house it's. [ __ ] great and we were on the 50 yard. line it was [ __ ] awesome but Aaron. wasn't there cuz he had blown his. Achilles out so so I was like I'll go to. a game with you we'll go to the game we. see my friend I would love that yeah I. love uh I love I mean the only problem.

with going to games in it's in [ __ ]. Jersey it's like such a trek to get. there like I go to a nixer Rangers game. it's 20 blocks from me like I'm I'm in. and out you know even a Yankees game. like I love baseball still like I still. love like I think baseball still like I. know it's had a tough Run for the last. 20 years or so cuz let them get back on. steroids I would love it let those guys. get Giant and Crush that ball let's go. what what kind of nonsense is this. keeping baseball players from doing. steroids was two of the biggest problems.

in baseball was one not letting Pete. Rose in the Hall of Fame he's the best. [ __ ] hitter in what 50 years so likes. that gamble he also gambled on stealing. basis what's the next commercial FanDuel. DraftKings and wind you [ __ ]. Hypocrites yes I mean I get it you. shouldn't gamble on your it's [ __ ] up. but also like Let Let It Go you have to. se we've talked about this before. separate the [ __ ] game from that yeah. bonds needs to be bond is the best. hitter ever bonss is the best [ __ ].

baseball player I've ever seen. personally I mean like he was on the. sitcom I was on he hard ball yeah that. was the first shortlived Hardball with. with uh Bruce Greenwood yeah yeah yeah. Bruce Greenwood and Mike star yeah he. was on it and uh it was before the. steroids he's like normal siiz Barry. Bonds his head got [ __ ] he got giant. dude it's weird when you do so many your. head gets big everything got big his. neck got big his shoulders got big he. probably gained 100 PBS he was [ __ ]. huge it though and Mark Maguire same. thing those guys got Giants Samy Sosa.

[ __ ] gross was it watching Congress. spend like 15 days on baseball the same. year as Hurricane Katrina just cuz you. want to shake hands with Raphael Pomo. you [ __ ] Fanboys yeah also like who. cares if they do steroids like why is. Congress involved in this when we're in. international conflict it was the crazy. cuz they love baseball that's the thing. I just read this Joe demaggio book every. [ __ ] every politician is obsessed. with Joe dagio of course I mean he's an. American icon but like they love. baseball on another level I feel like.

it's such a historically American game. like I am kind of obsessed with that era. of baseball cuz it's like it was like. this is I was reading a luk Garrick book. and it was like oh [ __ ] this was like an. immigrants game but it was like white. immigrants that's how [ __ ] American. this [ __ ] was it was like they were like. you're letting the Irish play there it. is Barry Bonds and Bruce Greenwood oh. yeah he's good I like him. man look at him he's a different dude. yeah that was normal size athlete Barry. Bonds but you know uh it was such a cool.

I mean babe the stories of Babe Ruth are. like the coolest [ __ ] I've ever heard. like you can't like he was the dude he. was like I'm going to drink I'm going to. eat like [ __ ] I'm going to gamble I'm. going to [ __ ] a million women and I'm. going to be the best player in the game. but not just the best play in the game. the best player the game has ever seen. at this point like by a mile he's. hitting 60 homers a year batting like. 370 and he's just living like a [ __ ]. animal yeah and and he's like but then. he had like this sweet side where like. Lou Garrick's like this kind of you know.

God bless him was like this Square he. was like really kind like he was like a. mama's boy he didn't go out and party he. was like very shy and Babe's like ah. he's like the he's like one of the best. players ever I want to like get to know. him he'd like eat at L Garrick's mom's. place he's going through a divorce he's. [ __ ] everyone he's like I'll take a. home cook meal like it's kind of and. whenever he'd have a great interview. he'd like give him his props he'd be. like is is anyone touching my record no. except maybe this guy like he'd put him. over he was like not just the best. player and a [ __ ] animal but he was. like class it's so and it was like I.

love that historical American [ __ ] like. you know but look at him oh dude he's so. cool look like that dude look at him and. he was [ __ ] fast look at his face. that is a drinker's face boy oh he put. him back holy [ __ ] oh baseball in this. era is kind of cool and then like you. got like the dagio like dagio never was. cool with mantle which is [ __ ] up cuz. like he just looked at him as a waste he. was like you're a drinker you never. reached your talent was mean to him till. his death till his death like was not. cool to him wow cuz he was so dagio is.

so pure man we're talking about the. [ __ ] kennedies earlier blames RFK for. killing his [ __ ] Maryland yeah it. probably did probably probably did any. any any blames uh you know the Sinatra. for introducing her to the Kennedy it's. like all that [ __ ] Italian [ __ ] where. he's like you [ __ ] traitor yeah he. loved Marilyn apparently he like left. flowers on her grave to like the day she. died but he left he died he left her. because she couldn't procreate what.

Italians needed air really yeah she. couldn't procreate yeah oh she had. something wrong yeah oh I didn't know. that part so he so he left her but he's. like I mean he's like one of the most. badass humans ever I mean just like it's. crazy these dudes lost their career. because they had to serve in the war. like isn't that just [ __ ] insane Ted. Williams decorated fighter pilot cuz in. his prime Ted Williams has to go and. he's like killing dudes in the war cuz. he's like one of the best in the Air. Force and meanwhile dagio is doing like. he's doing like exhibition games but he. still lost his prime cuz like we're at. War and that's what you did back then.

but like Ted Williams had like 2010. Vision so he's [ __ ] a beast no [ __ ]. not just the best hitter ever Ted. Williams is also [ __ ] murdering dudes. wow that's crazy well that makes sense. why Ted Williams is so angry all the. time too you know cuz those stories were. always they leave that out he was always. angry me [ __ ] how to go to war. everyone JD Salinger that's right. they're all [ __ ] damaged from the war. that's right all that whole generation. were like they're they're the greatest. Generation they're pretty [ __ ] up yeah.

I mean think about how many of our. former presidents served you know. Kennedy that's what you did yeah yeah. but George W or H HW yeah he got shot. down the other one was Cheerleading but. uh right isn't it funny that we look at. him now it's like like D I wish our. president was like that meanwhile back. then he was like it's embarrassment I. always said that once you start painting. shit's gone off the rails well when it's. over and you start painting you're just. trying to get away the horrible memories.

of all the people that died. unnecessarily because of your decisions. yeah I mean if you are George W and. you're sitting around your Ranch in. Texas and no one's around you're sitting. there SE sipping sweet tea thinking. about a Million Dead Iraqis for some. [ __ ] weapons of mass destruction. that didn't even exist. yeah we didn't you didn't need to do. that no he would be the saddest guy to. do mushrooms with if you had to pick all. the presidents to do mushrooms with he. would be the saddest cuz he would just.

start crying cuz he's God would be. sensitive he makes all those great. paintings not great paintings makes all. those paintings yeah you know he's got. to be sensitive he's an artist you know. he's trying to he's not he's an artist. Lo Loosely we're using that term he's. not out there shooting pigs out of a. helicopter he's he's you know doing like. sensitive [ __ ] so you know he's thinking. so he's probably thinking like what did. I do did I let that [ __ ] Dick Cheney. monster talk me into yeah two terms two. terms two terms and now we look back and. go that was a sensible president you.

know what you even look at those clips. of Obama and Mitt Romney debating you're. like man that was like 12 years ago and. it was so civil not just civil like. super friendly they weren't [ __ ] on. each other at all they're cordial they. were just trying to debate the merits of. their approach to the world McCain was. the same way when. that long I remember that clip where. that woman was like he's a Muslim and. McCain's like no he's you know he's like. trying to like yeah like that's dead. that moment's over it doesn't have to be.

I wish I think it'll come back at some. point I think there's a level there's. there's a limit to this [ __ ] and it's. going to have to swing back to civility. at some point yeah I think so too I hope. so I hope people realize the damage it's. doing to us and it's not helping anybody. but the problem is social media the. problem is it's like social media and. people's ability to constantly rate. other people and constantly engage in. these squabbles online and try to get. people and post bad things duning on. someone's killing I remember when uh I.

forgot her name but you you'll know who. she is there was a huet Packard woman. who was running for president uh you. know who I'm talking about right she was. she was running uh in it was 2016 for. the Republican primary and at the debate. like she basically said that Trump. called her ugly and it was like this big. like we need a president who doesn't. like speak like. this car Carly furina that's who it was. and and I thought there was like this. big moment where I'm like yeah you. shouldn't talk to women like that that's. pretty [ __ ] up and then Trump.

immediately like got everyone I was like. once he destroyed Jeb Bush it was like. yeah the sound bites are working so why. are you going to stop doing this like. well that's also his entire career was. you're fired his entire show business. career was you're fired like he was like. the hard get out of here you're a loser. you're fat you're ugly you're a crook. it's very New York it's like kind of. like. York guy you're like [ __ ] nobody like. that's how you know well it's politics. is basically show bus and he was a. professional Showbiz guy so he was way.

better at Show Business cuz politics is. basically a popularity contest that was. the first guy that was an actual popular. person that entered into the popularity. contest and actually knew how to. manipulate the media and by saying. ridiculous [ __ ] all the time whether or. not it was on purpose or not that's what. got all these news organizations to. start following him and that just made. him more popular they thought they were. exposing him like look what he said. about the Mexicans but nobody cared like. this guy's wild this is so much better.

than what we're used to it's uh the. problem is other people were just not. used to TV right so they're just. sticking to a script and when he goes. off script he was more comfortable and. he saw how it was like a [ __ ] boxing. match they were just like what the. [ __ ] he doing also he's like a comic. like. when who was it that asked him the. question um. me who was it Megan. Kelly was it Megan Kelly that asked him. the qu yeah it was um at the debates.

you've said horrible things about women. you've called them fat you called them. pigs it was only Rosie odonnell it's the. punch line got a big pop it crushes yeah. it crushes and you see her just like oh. my God like what did I set him up I. lobbed one his way he just knocked it. into thek over the [ __ ] over the. plate he just crushed it that's his his. thing is so different call women you. don't like fat pigs dogs she she thought. she had them here and disgusting animals.

your Twitter account only rosie. odonnell no it wasn't he smiling he was. proud of that one they're all clapping. and cheering your Twitter account come. on you got to hold well what do you what. do you expect her to do here thank you. for the record hold the well beyond Ros. yes I'm sure it. was I mean Jesus Christ I'm sure it was. yes I'm sure it was this amazing well.

the guy's a character in a movie yeah. you know I said yesterday I I hope it's. not a Stephen King movie but you know. remember the Stephen King movie about. the guy like he shakes hands with the. guy that's going to be yeah yeah yeah. yeah Martin Martin Sheen wasn't that. that's a great movie that's a great. movie Chris Walkin yes great movie yeah. that ending that [ __ ] wof yeah. steepen King's made some good [ __ ]. [ __ ] oh my god get him back on coke get. him back on coke give him Budweiser and. a wide range of [ __ ] like you tell me. this guy did that sha shank in misery.

yeah Stand By Me Stand By Me is great. great I just watched it the other day. with my it was amazing D that last line. [ __ ] me it always [ __ ] me up when. he's like none of us had friends like. when we were 12 I'm like [ __ ] you. Richard dfus yeah this is the thing he. holds his hand and he. realizes yeah they did a great SNL. parody of this yeah he's gonna be this. guy's gonna be Hitler he's going to be. the one that kills us all yeah pressing. the button yeah that's a that's a good. movie man that was scary as [ __ ] well. that's what they're always trying to. scare us about with Trump that he's.

going to do that in start World War III. and kill us all but the problem is this. Administration looks like they're on the. verge of starting us into World War III. and when Trump was in office that didn't. happen and here's the thing that they. need to address everybody keeps saying. he's going to be a dictator he's going. to do that that would be more sellable. if we didn't have four years of him. actually being the president and doing. none of those things right I mean the. thing is you hindsight's everything. right like you look back like people. said the same thing about like everyone. hated Eisenhower but then you look back.

and you're like these weren't bad times. you know so with Trump I with any look. we all want to avoid World War III. that's I think I would hope at all costs. part of me is like maybe Trump is such a. [ __ ] narcissist that he doesn't want. the world to end yeah cuz he wants to do. well while he's in charge yeah yeah. that's good maybe I don't know whatever. motivation whatever [ __ ] it takes you to. keep us from killing each other he does. terrify me I don't [ __ ] feel like. safe with him as a president do you feel. safe with Biden as a president though of.

course not the country's in shambles. things are [ __ ] bad I don't feel safe. with anybody as president but I just I. don't buy their narrative when you find. out that like they lied about Russia. gate for [ __ ] six years and like all. that was the beginning of the end that. was like when you're when you're when. that's your whole like the steel dossier. is your whole thing that was really the. undoing of a lot of cable news I think. they thought they could get away with it. cuz they have gotten away with it before. which makes you think how many of the. stories other than the ones we know.

about like the weapons of mass. destruction and all the how many of the. stories were [ __ ] yeah how many of. the stories that ruined the lives of. countless millions of people how many of. those stories were [ __ ] you can't go. all in on a bad hand and they did it. again and again again and again and you. got to make sure you have a [ __ ]. royal flush well dude they did it with. me with the co thing with the. thing do with a lot of things they did. but but the co one was crazy because. they were all coordinated calling it. horsey wormer like every news. organization was calling it horsey.

wormer and trying to mock me like hey. guys I can talk too like are you [ __ ]. stupid like they but their whole game up. until social media and up until podcast. was they were the only ones talking so. they could set a narrative and no one. could do anything about it they could. decide that you're a this or you're a. that and then they pushed that out there. and that was the end of it then you got. labeled as this or that but with podcast. podcast got bigger than them and they. hadn't realized it yet by a lot I mean. that's the thing is you know I saw your.

thing with Sanjay Gupta and and he. seemed apologetic you know but sort of. sort of until he left really yeah he. left and he went and talked to Don Lemon. and Don Lemon was still saying the same. but it is used for horses it is a. dewormer for he's my neighbor I see him. I saw I saw him drunk on the street the. other day friendliest guy I mean he's he. goes I just saw Mar Norman at the Beacon. and I was like you know he was talking. to you yeah he said what's up to me on. the street that's hilarious yeah and he. goes I just saw Mark Norman at the. Beacon it was a great show I was like. well I'm sure he's probably okay yeah.

seemed like a nice guy he was stuck in a. bad situation a bad position that. corrupts everyone it it's bad for. everybody everyone on that network was. terrible we they were all propagandists. it's weird to think about how fortunate. the generations were when like news. wasn't constant you got to break Colin. Quinn's got a great bit bit now like you. go to the bathroom and you're like what. did I miss right right I mean but that's. [ __ ] bad for the world like yeah I I. I miss you know even back in the day. like it was on twice a day you know it.

was over you got like Simpsons reruns. and you're like all right shit's. peaceful if you really wanted to go. crazy you'd read the New York Times and. you get all the news if you really want. but who did that very few people did. that yeah but most people that you know. weren't terrified of everything W. reading everything that's going on in. [ __ ] Sudan and what's going on in. Asia what's going on here and there and. now it's like we're being inundated by. all of the bad news because the bad news. is the stuff that really gets people. captivated so it's all the bad news of. the entire world and none of the good. news it's like the most distorted.

version of reality ever all the bad news. and then you go out and you talk to. people and you're like are we that. divide like I I think that's kind of. what I feel like just touring the. country I feel the interactions I have. with people are good and and solid but. we also have to remember those are. comedy fans which are the people that. are going to be the most reasonable the. people that's looking looking for the. humor in things you know not saying. there's a trans genocide they're not GNA. come to your show the trans genocide. people are not going to come to your. show so it's the people that are they're.

you know they're kind of realizing like. we need humor humor is a it's an. important part of civilization but I. don't even mean just comedy like you. interact with people at like restaurants. or like who or like whoever you see on. the street like I you know yeah for the. most part I've had like two fights on. the road like arguments and like it's. [ __ ] quick you it's usually like you. know over [ __ ] it's not even we Gary. verer and I are like very uh we're both. New Yorkers so it's like we can't help. but do a confrontation there was a woman. being berated at my [ __ ] at we were.

at the gate a morning flight out of. Columbus and a woman was just yelling at. a [ __ ] TSA agent who was just doing. her job she did nothing wrong she was. just but it was a woman with two kids. with her and she goes you're an idiot. wow you're so dumb and we just looking. at each other like it's 8:00 a.m. we're. barely awake but it's pretty like [ __ ]. up right and we're like yeah this like. really mean and she just kept going. you're so dumb I hope I'm going to get. you fired and then finally we're just. like hey I just go lady enough and Gary. goes you're a nobody like that's how we. he's like a New York kid wow and she. turns us she goes [ __ ] you you're short.

to Gary and he goes you should see me. without my shirt on I was like we had. her what are you doing why did he say. she see me he works out oh that's. hilarious but I'm like dude we were [ __ ]. we're Comics we could kill this woman. what the [ __ ] are you doing should have. taken his shirt off should have got down. in his underwear but probably would. arrested him for terrorism that was like. the one but we felt [ __ ] we were. laughing the woman was like thank you. but I'm like I'm like T when do we ever. fight with people on the like it's. occasionally we do that [ __ ] but like. most people are so cool that you meet.

most people are like good PE and then. like how often do I miss like small. towns like like you'll go to like. Appleton and like they don't talk. politics they're like living in like. 1994 and they like it's like rude to. talk politics you know and you're like. will you keep that to yourself and I'm. like man I almost missed that point in. time when it was like you just LED with. other [ __ ] that wasn't your whole like. sure we make fun of people sometimes who. are like these are my pronouns but isn't. it equally kind of annoying with people. who lead with their political. affiliation just as bad I would say.

worse or their diet or their exercise. routine or yoga or anything like some. people they're just always trying to. Define themselves to you yeah they. always want to Define themselves in a. very a nice way so you're just one thing. yeah that's all you are so I I look like. I do kind of miss those types of people. who are like hey let's over something. else other than the world ending yeah. but you know when people don't have any. legitimate conflict in their life they. manufacture conflict and they have the. trauma bond with.

you God yeah I have PTSD from the last. four years when Trump was in office I. can't do this again that's all Williams. kill people by the way I know exactly. not to mention like like I'm moving to. Canada and I'm like you think Canada you. think Canada just wants all of our. [ __ ] whiners yeah listen not only. that but Canada has like ridiculous Free. Speech laws they have hate speech laws. they can come down on you for a lot of. things They seized up the bank accounts. of people that were protesting the. truckers oh that was that was fun time.

the truckers the people that were. donating to the truckers They seized. their bank accounts like yeah that's not. a good place it's not a good place under. this administration at least yeah where. do you go they went sideways Canada was. an amazing place 10 years ago you go to. Canada 10 years ago was awesome I was. always saying that I love Canada it's. like 20% less douchebags what do you. what do you like in Canada I love. Montreal Montreal's amazing I love. Toronto I love Vancouver I love Canada. Vancouver is one of the most beautiful I. don't go to Canada anymore no Fu a gig. there not why that guy's president [ __ ].

you or whatever he is fans of yours they. want to see you still [ __ ] you get rid. of that guy I'll come back I just don't. trust any of it up there I just think. they they're they're so far into tyranny. right now like the laws that they're. passing the [ __ ] that they're doing the. the erosion of people's rights like I. don't want to support it I think it's. [ __ ] horrible yeah but I think a lot. of people they just want to laugh I. think people need a laugh you know oh. yeah they definitely need a laugh. they're in the middle of a full-blown. communist takeover yeah it's a scary.

spot yeah it's scary but it used to be. amazing I I used to say that Canada's. 20% less douchebags like the people are. 20% nicer than most people that you meet. in America they're that's that's why. they get roped into all this [ __ ] that's. why they get roped into hate speech laws. because they want to be kind they want. to be good people they don't realize. like compelled speech has a terrible. ending it always ends in communism. because someone has to compel that. speech who does the people with guns and. they tell you what to do yeah and then. you have violence that is enforced to.

get people to follow a doctrine that. they may or may not believe in yeah I. think you just gota you just got to be. pro- free speech I mean for all the. awful [ __ ] people can say you still just. have to be Pro free speech that's elon's. take on it you know and that's what what. they're doing with Twitter well the. weird thing about Twitter now is like. for all the [ __ ] people will say about. Elon I think like look at the other. social media platforms everything gets. anything there's like trigger words. they'll be like you said the word Nazi. I'm like yeah I condemn them in a joke.

and they're like well it got buried cuz. you said the and you're like cool that. feels like some Nazi [ __ ] yeah I can't I. can't use irony I can't be sarcastic. that's the that's the evil of like I. think when they bury you you are it's. it's a different type of censorship but. you are you know you are burying certain. trigger words that you think might be. offensive and and HT ad sales oh cool. now posting a joke on Instagram is. similar to putting together set for The. Tonight Show it's all [ __ ] uh you. know this word's not okay this word's.

not okay Twitter's actually the only. place left if you think about it which. is really [ __ ] weird you know it's. really weird because Twitter used to be. the worst place for that yeah Twitter. was the place where the FBI literally. like the whole Twitter files when Elon. took over and they had Matt taibe and. Michael shellenberger and all these guys. like investig guy when they went into it. and they like oh my God the government. was literally trying to stop legitimate. professors at Stanford and people at. Harvard and MIT from talking about their.

area of expertise they were trying to. label them as cooks and get them kicked. off of Twitter the whole thing was. [ __ ] bananas and if we didn't if he. didn't buy T people used to get their. account suspended a lot on Twitter. remember that like that was a big but. now it's like now it's more like. Instagram Tik tok's ridiculous obviously. I mean there that one is like good luck. who the [ __ ] knows but even YouTube has. kind of changed a little bit I mean. YouTube is everyone's changing is my my. thing but YouTube is like it's kind of.

shocking like my issue is like they keep. moving the goal post in but there's no. guide book They're not telling any of us. what's not okay they're just kind of. making up the rules as they go along and. they banned people's accounts they don't. even tell them why it's kind of your. account has violated our terms of. service and then that's it then you have. no recourse and you're spending a lot of. time and money building up these. platforms and they're like sorry yep. it's pretty [ __ ] up because you know. well especially now during the election. excuse me during the election time now. they're really clamping down on. that and there's a lot of people getting.

shadowbanned allegedly and then there. was a thing that Elon just released. where he said that European governments. would they were saying that they were. going to they would be willing to give. them money to have certain platforms. censor certain political speech and Elon. was the only one that said no and he. talked about it publicly he said these. other these other groups these other. social media platforms complied and and. like I'm telling you about this yeah you. need to know it's it's pretty weird. because uh it just keeps they just keep.

moving the goalpost in I mean it's going. to keep it's bad I see Comics now kind. of working toward the algorithm and it. is bad for entertainment and for art and. stuff like that and I I get annoyed when. Comics are just like shocking for the. sake of being shocking and lazy but I. don't think they should be [ __ ]. silenced yeah they shouldn't be silenced. but you're always going to have people. that try things that don't work out. right especially in an open-ended art. form like comedy where you're the writer. you're the producer you're the editor. and you're delivering it so you're. everything you're the whole thing and.

you're [ __ ] around and you're trying. to come up with ways and maybe you're. desperate so you try to figure out a way. to Juke the E the system and try to. figure out a way to get your stuff seen. and heard you say things you might not. even mean but you think it's going to be. good it'll work it's a little tool for. you and you're trying and those guys you. know they're not our favorite the guys. that do stupid [ __ ] like that. but that's also like they should exist. yeah they exist but maybe they can get. better one day like a lot of us sucked. in the beginning and better now and over.

time learn you keep working at it and. it's an open-ended thing you eventually. figure it out or not you talking about. last night there's guys that it takes. him a minute yeah and it should take you. a minute this is like I think a lot of. the comics like don't hit their stride. till they hit like 40 right yeah because. you actually develop a Nuance take on. life youve had a bunch of bad. relationships you had a bunch of bad. business deals you've been [ __ ] over. by club that is good for comedy your. life anytime bad happens to me I'm like. [ __ ] it's a bit here we go isn't that.

crazy that like it's such a beautiful. thing that something horrible can go. wrong I remember the first time I did. your show I missed like it took me three. flights to get do a gig that I missed. and I'm like that's like my opener in my. new special you know it's like it like. this long story this hell travel day and. I'm like this sucks but uh you get you. we're very fortunate to have this outlet. for that you know yeah and I think just. me if I didn't do it if I never did. comedy again or if I never had done it. I'd still would love it it's one of my. favorite things to watch cuz it takes.

you away it puts you in this place and. it it's like a drug like it makes you. feel better you know when someone's on. stage killing and you're laughing you're. like you feel better it's an amazing. feeling to laugh at something and to be. able to do that for a living we're the. luckiest people alive dude I was just on. B's fully loaded thing it's so fun dude. it was such a good group of people and. he like turned into an adult summer camp. he's bringing like ice plunges he. brought a personal trainer we're doing. batting practice during the day one day. Chad Daniels and I are [ __ ] hooping.

dudes I'm like this is [ __ ] fun you. know we're surf you know me Bert Kyle. Canan are surfing we're hung over I'm. like going to puke on a [ __ ] in the. in the water but uh I remember one night. I'm just like watching Dave V tell on. stage I was like oh this is like the. best like you just get to like he he's. like one the one dude that like brings. me back to like forget like oh yeah you. it's so pure funny it's like it's not. like anything No Agenda it's just pure. jokes and you're like oh yeah he had. that joke about like [ __ ] but me I'm.

a Biden Man Hunter Biden I'm like that's. like a [ __ ] great B switch you know. like or the joke about like I got hit by. a guy on on a city bike the other day. was my fault I was on the sidewalk and. uh they're just like pure silly jokes. and you just like transported to like. being a kid like I remember seeing him. as a kid at Carolines and being like oh. this is what it's all about like yeah. he's just trying to be silly he's just. and he's the best at it and he's another. guy that just doesn't he's not a. promoter right so he's not as popular as. he really should be based on how good he.

is and it's kind of up to us to let. everybody know you know I always feel. like obligated to let everybody know. like I when he was at the club and I I. went and I came and watched one of his. sets I sat for the whole set which I. don't ordinarily do I came in on a night. where I wasn't working just to watch it. was [ __ ] awesome and after I just. like couldn't wait to do standup again I. was like I can't wait to go on stage. like just like he's so quick I there was. one time you know to go through the. audience to the bathroom at The Comedy. Cellar and three dudes came out at the. same time all wearing glasses and he. goes what is that a nerd.

portal to come up with that line off the. cuff I'm like God he's [ __ ] good at. this yeah he's always fast off the cuff. like he does that thing at the end where. he brings comics on stage terrifying. terrifying cuz he also cuz he's Obi-Wan. you think he's the Jedi and on top of. that he's loose cuz he's been killing. for 45 minutes and then brings you on. stage you know so it's kind of unfair. like you're cold you're in the bag like. hey Dave grab a mic okay hey they shits. on you if you don't say anything funny. and yeah yeah he's awesome he's so good.

yeah he [ __ ] he'll [ __ ] with you it's. he's great I I love that though that. like when you're like few Comics were. like usually I'm watching it and I'm. being like good joke that was I like. that that was cool but he's like one of. the only dudes that I'm like holy [ __ ]. I'm just like giggling this is so stupid. I feel like a kid it's also all he cares. about and all he does he gets in the. morning he reads the paper he smokes. cigarettes he writes jokes and he goes. and when he goes to a town he always has. new jokes about the town and you know I. learned that from him he had like the. local paper I was like local what are.

you doing and then we'd like leave a. diner at like 4:00 a.m. and he'd order a. large iced coffee to go I'd be like what. are you doing you're out of your [ __ ]. mind but uh you know yeah he's just like. he's as pure comic it's like we're so. lucky to have him in in in New York cuz. he just like and he's so good to the. young comics see the new he there was. he'll be like he called me and he was. like oh I like following this new guy. cuz he's like he's got good stuff and. he's bringing the heat so he's like you. know he likes he's aware of it yeah no.

he's a he's a a National Treasure like. legitimately and I tell everybody if you. get a chance like go to his website if. he even has one he has one he doesn't. run it I remember we doing a Rog gig. once and he like as we're driving I was. like how'd you post this picture he's. like oh I don't do that [ __ ] like he has. someone doing everything you know and. it's always like hilarious cuz it's like. he just writes the caption and sends a. bunch so it'll be him be like amazing. weekend in like you know Hartford and. he'll just be like this like Angry in. the photo it like never matches cuz he. sends it to another person but uh you.

know he he's still has a flip phone yeah. he has two he I think he he has an. iPhone that he uses but he only uses the. flip phone most of the time when he. texts you it's. like it makes the same he was sitting. here texting someone it was like I go. what are you doing he send in moris C. and I was realizing he was texting I'm. like oh my God you still text like that. yeah he's old SCH well he went iPhone. for a while and then he realized like. this I'm too in my head with this I'm. going to go back to it yeah it's it's.

the better way it's better you see it. with him the results speak for. themselves you know yeah you're not. distracted I mean aiz went to a flip. phone too yeah he talked about it on. stage he was like I got my brain back he. goes yeah I can't get directions or. anything like that but I got my brain. back he's in Europe too he's like he's. totally is he yeah what he doing I think. he I think his wife is in London I think. he just moved there I haven't seen him. forever wow yeah well some of those guys. you know they just like they get hit. hard once with a big cancellation and.

like what am I do no he he's that's over. yeah but I know but I mean that thing. changes like your your it just changes. your outlook on stuff yeah no I'm sure I. mean that was that was well when it's. written on babe.net you know it's legit. and uh definitely when that's the only. one to pick it nuanced perspective on. who who he is um yeah that was a weird. one yeah let's wrap this up my brother. thank you very much for being here thank. you so much man let's have fun tonight. we're going to have a good time it's. going to be exciting uh tell everybody.

your social media where to see your [ __ ]. your special new special samarel you've. changed on Prime video I'm all over the. road I got like Prime's doing a bunch of. them now huh I think a few I think they. did a uh Bill bur one I think Bill's. doing his next Hulu going Hulu oh you're. right you're right a bunch of other. people have done Prime few people have. done Prime yeah that was by far my best. offer and they uh you know once I saw. how they treated people in the warehouse. I was like I want to be on board so uh. no they they uh no they've been they've. been good to me and then I so I got that.

I got uh you know I'm all over I got. like Miami Baltimore I'm trying to build. U material back up I'm doing a Euro tour. so all over Europe like London Belfast. all that [ __ ] and I and I post a lot of. [ __ ] on punch up. live samarel cuz uh. what punch up. live my friend Danny. Frankle started it he used to work at. Facebook and he hates uh censorship of. comedians so punch-up is where I just I. gather emails and I here it's like. patreon but I don't take money I just. want emails so I can blast you when I. come to your city I don't spam you it's. just punch up. live.

samarel signup or just whatever and I. just uh I post gigs I post bonus stuff. that I won't post elsewhere because I. don't want it to get like buried on some. horeshit right and uh it's good he cares. about comedy he's a great guy that's. cool I'll check that out it's awesome. all right beautiful thank you man thanks. brother appreciate it all right bye. everybody. [Music]. [Applause].

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