Joe Rogan Experience #2176 - Chad Daniels

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day hello Chad hi what's happening man. nothing much nice to meet you in person. yeah likewise um we were already. chatting about how Google uh is totally. listening to me right confirmed 100% cuz. your Google news feed is always like. stuff that you're interested in pretty. much but I was a conversation with my.

wife about purses and she was explaining. to me that certain purses like you can't. just buy the purse you have to develop a. relationship with a store owner like. what I don't get that you think if. you're trying to sell stuff you'd want. to sell it right when they came in. exactly I don't get it but like there's. a thing that certain like Posh people. really love and it's. exclusivity they love it I'm the only. one that can get this watch I'm the only. one that can get this [ __ ] purse or. whatever it is so anyway all of a sudden. Google starts showing me purse.

things they start showing me all this. stuff about purses I didn't I didn't. look anything up about purses I just had. a conversation with the phone sit at the. dinner table that's crazy yeah it. happens all the time ends up in your. feet you're like oh my forearms are too. small next thing you know you got these. flexi deals and the gorilla grip deal. thingy that spins around there's no. doubt it happens there's 100% no doubt. it happens cuz that that is the only. explanation for that showing up cuz. generally it's always the same stuff. same kind of things that I'm interested.

in stuff that I click on UFOs what MMA. you know some new car something it's. like makes sense when it shows up my new. and I'm like why are they showing me. three different articles about purses. the [ __ ] is going on you [ __ ] creeps. yeah is that legal how's that work do. you have to sign off on that on the app. like if you're using the Google News app. are you signing off on that there are. multiple ways that you may have opted. into something that's allowing that to.

happen yeah Jesus I haven't read any of. those things no I scroll to the bottom. hit the thing if you read them you're a. psycho if you're sitting there take. forever yeah like how big is the apple. one it's three three full Scrolls yeah. Apple's pretty good about stuff I think. they're probably the best about that. because they're the first company that. actually stepped in and said we're going. to stop com companies from being able to. share your information they the the.

first that did what was what exactly did. they do Jamie they made some sort of a a. big deal it was an advertising move and. a lot of people got pissed off with them. for it it might have been the the. ability to opt out I think they might. have given you the option to opt out on. the settings of the iOS for the first. time I'll check something like that I. think you're right it's something like. that but a bunch of people like this is. going to affect our advertising but yeah. yeah you guys are stealing money stop. doing that I spend my mornings going.

through my emails unsubscribing oh yeah. to stuff yeah it's just too much it's. there's companies like there's one of. our ads is a what which one is that that. they'll go out and find the. subscriptions which one is. that Jamie will find it oh like they go. they go find it and let you know what. you're subscribed to and you're like oh. National Geographic still you know. whatever it is whatever oh God I Am. leaking money I'm sure apparently. everybody is it's just you get so. accustomed to subscribing like oh yeah.

that'll be easy I'll get the cereal. every month yeah no no [ __ ] I'm five. years into a lot of week-long. subscriptions free subscriptions yeah. well that was how they used to get do. you how old are you 49 okay you might be. old enough to remember I'm 56 do you. remember those uh Columbia record House. deals oh hell yeah nobody paid for that. how did they make any money I I still. have collection coming in everybody does. I feel like that was a way that they. made artists seem more popular than they. were.

I think that was part of their Deals. they could say they sold you know. millions and millions of Records I also. think it was probably a way they could. rip artists off because they could say. we lost all this money on Colombia like. they could like Factor it in you know. and say I know it seems like you sold a. million copies but actually 400,000 of. them are Columbia and nobody's paid for. them the MC Hammer Claus right is that. what it was I don't know but he's that. guy did he did that happen to him I I. know that his record deal screwed him.

overhead at F for bankruptcy all that. stuff oh yeah that's right he went full. MC Hammer too he went crazy like he he. was like getting some house built I. remember it was like the most. extravagant house he had like this super. expensive marble that was being brought. in and you know and then they just I. guess they pulled the rug out from under. him yeah that's those dirty bastards I. don't know this the whole story behind. them empc Hammer thing but they they for. sure.

don't want to pay you all that money oh. no way if you look at if you look at. royalties for Comics it's 0 Z like 15. zeros and then one cent oh yeah you get. nothing for audio for comedy audio you. get nothing you get nothing it's always. been like that though it's you know. especially comedy albums after like. 1980 who [ __ ] bought comedy albums I. mean I don't know but it's like plus the. lawsuit you know about the lawsuit they.

had to take a bunch of people off of. Pandora and Spotify and everything. because of the the lawsuit that they. went they were trying to get writer and. performance. credits who was trying to get it uh just. a a company it was. uh I can't remember what it's called. Jamie can find it okay so what what else. were you finding experion was the. company that does the subscription okay. Experian yeah so they'll find your. subscriptions they'll yank them so what. is the company that's doing this so you. had all these royalties coming in and.

then all of a sudden this this comp. there was like a bunch of Estates like. the Robin Williams estate I think maybe. George Carin were they were like hey we. we should be getting more more money for. this because it's 50/50 split but. songwriters are getting a writer credit. and a performance credit right and so. they wanted Comics to do that but that. doesn't really make sense because. comedians are like I'm not using your. bits like and so you wouldn't get a. writing credit for my performance right. so it was strange and so then Pandora.

was like [ __ ] this we're pulling. everything down and pulled a bunch of. guys off including including myself but. I still don't totally understand so who. wanted the credit like when you say. writer and then performer credit was. that to the comics so the comics would. get paid twice yeah okay so instead of. like an artist that didn't write their. song the comics are like no we deserve. to get paid twice because we created the. entire content exactly but Pandora was. like no we can't do that right because. the writers I mean like when you're. singing a song and someone else wrote it. makes sense but no one's doing anybody's.

bits right right so like I can't sit up. here and do a head bit and if you are. you probably bought them from them you. know yeah so there was some sort of. agreement yeah yeah I bought a a a. Heckle line once from a buddy of mine. back in Boston it's such a dumb line uh. Brian Frasier the comedian uh the joke. was it's this is like to someone in the. audience that's heckling you like this. is my impression of God when he made you. okay just a dash of [ __ ] oh no the cap.

fell off too much. [ __ ] how much did you pay for it I don't. remember I think it was. $500 I don't remember but it was such a. great line I was like dude that's a. hilarious line he was like I'll never. use it I go sell it to me I'll [ __ ]. use it but uh you know I was like a year. into comedy I was like you know when. you're a year into comedy anything that. works it's like you have tools you have. just like a toolbox anything that works. they're so preci you're so scared to.

write new. ones yeah you're like start to freak out. and then you're like oh this Come and Go. gas station station bit always works. right you know so you fall back on that. right and then even that sucks you know. it's kind of like the problem is like. when you're starting out you say things. in a very specific way and that might. not be the best way to say that bit but. that's the way you're kind of stuck. saying it yeah that is a problem with. bits like sometimes when you create even. today like I'll create a I'm working on. a new one and I'm like I don't know.

about this I feel like there's another. way to say this and I'm just banking on. the way that I've been saying it over. and over and over again and maybe I. should just abandon it and let it sit. there for a bit and come back to it. sometime I so I didn't work Summers for. a long time I have two kids and when I. was you know when they were in high. school I'd always be home during the. summer and I found that in September I. would always be able to fix bits a. little bit better because I let them sit. I almost forgot about them you know how. it starts and then your brain is like I. have to get to this point point but I. can't remember how I got there right and.

so then you start to put it together a. little differently and they're probably. working in the back of your head. subconsciously too because even though. you're not doing comedy for three months. you're still probably thinking in three. months I'm going to do comedy yeah I. think so cuz yeah so it's probably like. working in the background most likely. yeah for sure that I mean that's what. they say sleeping on it is all about. yeah like if you're the piano piece if. you can't figure it out you play it. before you go to bed a bunch of times. and then all of a sudden the next. morning you wake up and you're like. there's been a few times where I woke up. in the middle the night to pee and I.

realized how had to fix a. joke yeah just like all of a sudden. you're like oh that's it that's it it. just needed one more little ingredient. it is a fun Eureka moment when you fix a. bit dude what is it where's it coming. from like where's it where's the joy. coming from no where's the where's the. ideas coming from where the [ __ ] are. they coming from I think they do sit I. think there's a part back there that's. just constantly going and we don't hear. about it and then when it's done they're. like get it to the [ __ ] front yeah. but but the even the creation of an idea.

is so mysterious I mean that's why. people invoke the concept of the Muse. you know that's the Steven pressfield he. like swears by it that the war of art. book is all about the Muse about. summoning The Muse when you write. there's something there's something. weird going on I'll tell you that. because it seems like they just like. enter into your head like a photon like. some [ __ ] from space just doot all a. sudden it's in there and like oh that. was an idea and even though you it's. your idea like I I take credit for. writing like I'll take credit for fixing. in jokes I'll take credit for like going.

over but I always feel like I can't. really take credit for the original idea. the original idea is almost like this. little gift absolutely you know like you. see something or somebody's doing. something and you go oh [ __ ] and that. sparked something and you just go all. right I got to write this down sometimes. you just say it out of nowhere you just. say it like you don't even know why. you're saying it you're just saying it. yeah and it's like you didn't even think. that much it just came out yeah there's. times where on stage AG where you're.

just all of a sudden riffing a bit and. you hit them with something and they. start clapping you're like oh God damn. thank God I'm recording this oh yeah. sometimes sometimes that's the best part. of the bit and you're like what the [ __ ]. is going on like how is that the best. part of the bit it feels it's almost. like you're playing chess in your head. and you are seven steps ahead but you. don't even know it right it's a weird. [ __ ] art form weird art form it's one. of the only art forms where almost. everybody writes their own stuff like if. you think about musicians there's a lot. of musicians who write their own music. and they're kind of revered right.

whereas musicians when you go to see a. musician like a singer songwriter and. they write their own stuff and you you. sit there and you like wow this person. crafted this in their mind and practiced. it alone and you know there's something. like magical about that but you can go. see like a really talented singer that. has writers that write for them and. they're great too but you don't feel the. same you know no cuz you feel like. you're you're good at playing the guitar. you have a great voice you're good at. making someone else's work like I used. to audition for stuff I am [ __ ].

toilet at auditioning it's the truth I. go in there and it's somebody else's. words and I'm just every you can hear. the people in front of you they're. getting huge laughs I go in there. nothing I don't I don't know I I don't. think I'd be a good singer of someone. else's song I think I'd have to write it. I um never wanted to be an actor I had. zero acting no wishes no dreams no. aspirations zero uh just wanted to be a. comic and then I got a development deal. from doing MTV okay and then uh because.

of this development deal I want up being. on his hcom so I went my point is I did. two auditions ever one was for a show. called Hardball I got that show and that. show got canceled and then another one. was for a show called news radio and I. got that show yeah and that was the only. two that I had ever done good for you it. was the nuttiest thing of all time. people would get so mad at me I'm like. look I just stepped in [ __ ] I got super. lucky yeah like they were looking for a. cocky baseball player for this show on. Fox and I went in and they met me and.

they're like oh this is the guy that's. great and then I did this show where I. pred. uh mentally challenged conspiracy. theorist maintenance guy at a radio. station that was perfect too yeah I was. like I got these they always sent me in. for these auditions where I was like i'. I was 30 something years old and it. would be 22 goodlooking and you're like. what the [ __ ] am I doing here I went in. one time and it was like an abber cromi. in fit shoot oh God and so I go in and. I'm looking around everyone's a foot.

taller than me chisel jawline I'm like. there just agents will throw anything at. the wall I went at a I lot I definitely. did a bunch of auditions after those. shows that I didn't wind up getting like. for movies and stuff like that they was. so weird you're in a room with someone. and then you know you have to improvise. sometimes they ask you to improvise like. look this is one time I I went in for. the reading and the the PA was his kid. it's not the kid's fault you know but. he's reading script he's terrible and.

you're supposed to be reacting and he's. barely getting the sentence right and. then you're supposed to have this. realistic reaction to this you know and. then they were like you know I want you. this is what the guy said he goes I want. you to get you're very excited your. friend is getting married you're very. excited I want you to write down a piece. of paper you know get married you're. trying to talk him into getting married. and I'm go you so you want me to do this. with this guy I go look if you want to. bring in an actor and me and an actor.

can [ __ ] around I go I go he's barely. getting through these convers this is. silly then I was like I don't want to be. an actor I'm like I realized like why am. I even here like I don't want to do this. let me get the [ __ ] out of here nowhere. in real life yeah nowhere in real life. would somebody go I'm thinking about. getting married and your response is you. got to get married I mean it's crazy. yeah it was a dumb script the movie was. terrible but a friend of mine was in it. and I was like it would be fun to do a. movie with them and then but going on. the audition I'm like what am I doing it. was just one of those movies was just it. was written for fake people it was.

written in some weird way for people. that don't exist I was like you're. trying so hard to make people talk and. think this way these aren't real people. this is B bizarre like every person in. this movie is totally disingenuous like. every word that you wrote for them is. not like anything people ever say this. movie sucks it [ __ ] sucks and it. looks like you wrote it on ADW and. you're just trying to make some money. and why am I here you yeah have you seen.

the show Suits I have not okay so they. say they have this really weird Cadence. where they'll say and I'm not going to. godamn do it they use godamn in front of. stuff and it's but it's every character. oh God and so you're like how did all. these people meet that from the 20s or. something uh no it's it's like it's. current yeah it's I think it's still on. I think it just had a a thing come on it. oh that's bad writing or a bunch of. people that are like really easily. influenced you know yeah that's like. that's where accents come from like one. [ __ ] dude probably talked a certain.

way and everybody's like that guy sounds. cool I thought like this too I was I was. reading that some people have a thing in. their head where when they're talking to. someone with an accent to make that. person feel more comfortable they start. to speak in the accent without even. knowing oh yeah for sure yeah. definitely yeah I mean when I was a kid. um I would switch accents like when I. moved to new places I I realized like I. only lived in Boston for like years and. I was 19 and I was on television for.

this thing that I did and I heard myself. on TV and I was like. ew ew I had no idea my accent was so. strong I was like yuck oh Boston accent. yeah it was terrible so I killed it for. the most part until I get a couple of. drinks in me yeah that's the same with. me you put whiskey in me and I get a. little Canadian yeah especially if I'm. around my friends from Boston we're all. talking [ __ ] to each other those guys. talk [ __ ] yeah yeah [ __ ] quar that. guy yeah the best place to do stand up. because to develop there like you're you.

are that treadmill is going you got to. hop on you got to move get moving. everybody's moving nobody in the. audience has any attention span they. don't want to hear you dilly dally and. pontificate up there they want [ __ ]. jokes yeah Hammer me I got to go to work. tomorrow yeah they're all tired I love. doing comedy in Boston Blue Collar it's. a great it's a great it's not even. necessarily Blue Collar because there's. a lot of like white collar people that. come to the shows too it's just like. work ethic there's a when you have to. shovel your car out of snow every. [ __ ] year you have work ethic you.

can't get up at 8:00 to be at work at 9: no you have to get up at 700 cuz you got. an hour of shoveling to do y defrost the. windshield yeah you got to do all that. [ __ ] you got to start the car up let it. run heat the inside to defrost the. windshield get the [ __ ]. scraper and then you're out there on a. [ __ ] skating rink your Street's a. skating rink so you have to drive 5. miles an hour and you have to make sure. that you hit the brakes before way. before the car in front of you you're. going to cause a pileup I saw so many.

pileups man yeah godamn I GRE up in. Minnesota lived in Minnesota my whole. life it's just nonstop I think Minnesota. is the number one state where people die. in Deer. accidents is that is it the number one. getting shot you mean no no no uh deer. on the road oh God yeah I would think I. would think that it's either Michigan or. Minnesota I forget which one but but. those places you grow up in a place like. that man you develop some resilience. those are human beings you grow up in.

[ __ ] Florida the only thing you have. to worry about the sky becomes an Angry. God every couple of years yeah I. remember I Pennsylvania oh wow. interesting damn one in 38 chance of. hitting an animal so you drive for two. months you're going to hit one in West. Virginia oh West Virginia Pennsylvania's. 1 and 59 that's still high that but one. and 38 is. crazy yeah that's wild one in 38 means. every month you're hitting a [ __ ].

deer that is so crazy that is so crazy. it doesn't mean that it means overall. the time of your life holy [ __ ] one in. 38 but that's a lot I've never h a deer. it's probably stupid to put out into the. universe yeah but I've never hit one. I've never hit one either I did hit a. squirrel once I felt so bad little guy. was moving left and juking left and. right not sure and I'm like come on. [ __ ] don't do this don't do this and. he did it and I felt the thump I'm like. oh no I look back and I see his little. legs.

kicking but you know what vultures have. to eat too that's what that's what. that's all about you know oh absolutely. that's a weird thing too when you see a. dead animal and you're like a and then. you come back like 20 minutes later you. see these monsters hovering over it. devouring just gone they're so gross. pulling everything out oh you ever seen. a Tibetan Sky funeral uhuh. bro in Tibet I don't know which religion. I don't know what what they're. practicing but um they have this ritual.

called the Tibetan Sky funeral and. instead of burying people what they do. is they chop them up and they feed them. to vultures what the [ __ ] yeah and this. graphic video of this online because. it's like this big ritual so this. graphic video of these dudes with these. like giant cutting boards and [ __ ]. Cleavers hacking up people and there's a. swarm of vultures all around them so. they're hacking up parts and then these.

vultures are just devouring these human. beings and we think it's gross right but. isn't it grosser that you waste the body. dump it yeah what is this Jamie a video. oh it's a video of it that guy look a. little too cute to be there I was like. what are you doing there fella I thought. it was a movie so look at these look at. all these vultures Jesus this is like. when Pelicans follow a fishing boat oh. they 100% know what's going on cuz. they've been doing it all the. time tourist attraction in some part of.

China Jesus. Christ tourist attraction there they go. so then I'm going to show you hacking. the guy up get it but there's uh there's. plenty of other videos that are more. documentary style that show like very. graphic images of this uh this person. just hacking apart this body how big how. big do they cut the Pieces Just Like. chunks and the vultures they're all you. saw how they are they're like piranha. they're all just on it yeah and they. just devour everything they Devour the.

bones they devour everything isn't that. better though I mean look nobody wants. their loved one to be reduced to meat. you know but is it better that you're. taking your loved one and you're pumping. them filled with some toxic chemical. that makes it so that they'll never. never rot you can exume them years later. and find feny traces and [ __ ] like if. you believe if you believe like in. something else like something's going on. afterlife wise I mean the Soul's gone. anyways it's it's the that you're. putting in the ground or letting.

vultures eat and if you believe that. this person was murdered like do a. better job now like how much time do you. need you know do it and film it and get. get all your I guess maybe like that. remember that HBO show autopsy do you. ever remember that show there was a. great show about this guy Dr Michael. badden and Dr Michael badon would always. catch like husbands that poison their. wives secretly or wives that had. poisoned all their husbands and people. that kill people like in secret sneaky. ways and gotten away with it and then he.

gets on the case and he finds like. really crazy crazy examples one of them. was this one guy and after his wife had. died I don't even know if it was his. wife it was maybe his girlfriend but he. uh turn he's he kept buying cases of. perfume and no one could figure out why. this guy was doing this but he left his. wife in the bed and never reported that. she was dead and kept [ __ ] her and. put like a mask on her and then. eventually put like some artificial.

vagina down there and the perfume he was. pouring perfume on her to mask the. Decay H and So eventually finally they. caught him but they got this images of. what used to be his wife with like a. mask on the face and the the there was. clothes on what's left of this body and. then there's this like tube where the. vagina is and this [ __ ] psycho was. banging her corpse and like passing out. from the smell and just cases of perfume.

this dude was just pouring perfume all. over her corpse I feel like I could. solve that crime you have to be in the. room I mean you have to be like in the. neighborhood or something you have to. have you ever smelled a bodyon uh-uh. when I was a kid um the apartment that. we lived in in New Jersey this this guy. died on the one of the floors and the. smell is. insane it's so specific it's so. different a rotting human body. apparently has a very unique odor and.

like the the coroners and the guys they. called in like when there's a smell they. know what it is right away they go. that's a person this it's it's different. than a dog because I was going to say. mice die in my garage and I can't go in. there for two days yeah I mean it sucks. so a person's got to oh my God it's it. was horrible it's the whole hallway you. couldn't specify like where it was. coming from it was like a skunk you know. it was everywhere the whole hallway just. ReRe this like it was just like the. Universe letting you know get out of.

there get the [ __ ] it's giving you this. smell not not just New Jersey I mean. that hallway sure it was it's giving you. that the smell of death it's a very. specific smell you know how the guy died. I don't remember I was a little kid oh I. think I was five at the time but I just. I'll never forget that smell I it's was. like cuz he was in there for a while you. know he some loner yeah and he just. [ __ ] one day kicked the bucket it. took a while for anybody to figure it. out and they figured it out because of. the smell and then how long did it take.

him to get him out of there I don't. remember I was too little man I don't. remember but it was a very very specific. smell it was gross but it it is weird. what we do it's weird that Joey Diaz was. trying to lay this out to me he's like. Joe Rogan that's a [ __ ] scam this is. the scam even if you want to get. cremated they got to balb you first they. got to balb you first and you're gonna. buy a ear you got they got you they got. you for 10 14 15 grand every time. they're going to tell you your. grandfather want a a beautiful coffin. he's [ __ ] dead what are we doing it's.

like this weird thing that everybody. does where you have to get your your. person embalmed and then you get a made. up which is the creepiest my my daughter. has a friend who her boyfriend's sister. died and they she's getting into makeup. and hair for a living and they asked her. to do the makeup and hair of the Dead. sister oh my God why the [ __ ] would you. like someone has to sign up for that. yeah that has to be your very specific. job. that's not regular makeup yeah it's not.

like you go into uh you know like a. Great Clips or something and ask. somebody like hey my Grandpa died can. you come help bro that might haunt you. for the rest of your life especially if. you know the person way absolutely I'd. like a viking funeral oh Viking funeral. is dope but a viking funeral again. you're kind of wasting the body if you. just put it in the ground that's what's. supposed to you're supposed to go back. to Nature I guess a viking funeral. eventually you get back into the system. you just taking the long run you turn. back carbon again this is this is going.

to take so much time but you're going. right into microbes and essentially. what's inside of you starts eating you. first if I'm not mistaken I think all. the bacteria in your body start you. start breaking down from that stuff I. think a lot of weird things happen but. then the stuff on the outside figures. out you're dead and then the soil starts. devouring you going for it have you seen. the people that get put into trees yeah. that's wild that makes sense makes sense. or like a diamond to get pressed down. but trees definitely Live Well off of.

fertilizer it comes from dead animals. yeah they they eat they eat what's there. they take it in suck it up which is what. fertilizer is which is why our food. sucks because we give them fake food we. feed we basically feed our processed. food processed food right CU nitrogen is. what you know we take nitrogen to bunch. of other [ __ ] chemicals and we pour. it on this dead top soil so that these. poor corn can survive. and then we eat the corn there's like no.

nourishment they're like what are we. doing yeah I remember like in third. grade they taught us about crop rotation. and you're driving by these fields and. you're like this has been [ __ ] corn. since I was in third grade there's no. way you can rotate yeah that's what. they're all doing in the regenerative. Farms regenerative Farms they move. everything around that's how you're. supposed to do it that's how everyone's. done it from the beginning of time what. is that mushrooms that eat your body wow. it's a suit you wear to get buried and. you turn into mushrooms but they bomb. you man unless you live in a place that.

lets you opt out of. that unless this is for another country. what are the laws in America let's find. out what the laws are when you die do. they have to embalm you because this is. what Joey was saying but that might have. been very specific it might be Regional. you know it might be like certain cities. they embalm you before you go into a. cooker yeah that's what he saying oh I. didn't know that I thought you just went. in it's not required by law not required. they probably talk you into it then that. is that's probably what it says in fact. the FTC funeral law forbids any funeral.

home from stating the contrary. interesting that's because they've done. it oh absolutely all they're trying to. do is shame you make you feel bad listen. you have to embomb them before you. cremate them your grandfather came in. here earlier and told us he wanted to be. inomed is it necessary according to. federal law it's forbidden to declare. that inbombing can be can entirely stop. the process of decomposition oh but. that's. different well that's probably why I. guess though right it's entirely for. bidden to declare that a bombb but is it.

but is. it is it mandatory is in do that is. bombing mandatory I was giving more it's. not required by federal law in the. United States and no funeral homes can. claim that it is that's interesting. however there are some circumstances. where embalming may be required state. law okay some states require embalming. if the body is not refrigerated is held. in transit for more than 24 hours other. states require inbombing if the death. was caused by a contagious disease or if. the remains are being being transported. between states some funeral homes we.

require embalming if the family chooses. a service with the V okay that's. probably visitation open casket that. makes sense cemeteries may require EMB. bombing if the remains are be inomed in. a mausoleum. ew yeah that's a lot and bombing can. help their loved ones see their loved. ones for the last time you know what I. have only been to one funeral where I. saw one of my loved ones it was my. grandfather and I was like he is not. there like like whatever they left there. that is just not that's not my grandpa.

he's gone yeah when they go oh he looks. so natural well he wasn't [ __ ] orange. when I knew him [ __ ] no uhuh no he does. not look natural it looks weird yeah. there's like a part of you that knows. that whatever a person is in their soul. whatever a soul is it's off yeah that's. gone it's off yeah it's gone and it's. weird it's a weird feeling that you get. when you're around a dead body it's like. especially one that you knew so well oh. yeah it's a wakeup call you know because. you just realize like oh my God like.

this is this this comes for everyone one. day everyone in your life is going to go. like that and if you're lucky you're. going to see it is that what the luck is. you know if you live long enough I was. um switching phone numbers the other day. and I was going over my phone my uh my. contact list and there's so many people. in there that are dead I would kept. pulling out people that were dead I was. like oh he's gone like he's gone crazy. how long how long has it been since you. switched last time well it's just I got. a bunch of old numbers you know from. dudes that I haven't talked to in.

Forever that you know you just when you. have an an iPhone you just keep getting. a new number getting and you just. somehow or another all the numbers come. with you there's so many my friends that. are dead it's so so sobering you know. when you just start counting the numbers. like oh [ __ ] nor McDonald oh [ __ ] you. know and you just go through all of it. you're like [ __ ] [ __ ] he's gone too you. know yeah I'm I'm getting to the age. where that's about to start happening I. think it happened s you know and. sometimes it happens and you do not see.

it coming and it hits you like a train. especially when they take their own life. you're like what yeah Jesus. Christ and then there's always that. guilt of like [ __ ] maybe if I talk to. him maybe if I had one. conversation or maybe that's just your. ego yeah cuz I don't I think once you're. over that line I don't think there's a. lot of pulling it back perhaps but I. think every circumstance is different. yeah I guess there's that one dude that. used to live by a a bridge and he would.

go out and talk guys off the ledge and. and so I I I mean I guess maybe that is. it was one guy that jumped and he lived. he's one of the rare guys that lived and. he said as he jumped he'd realized what. a horrible mistake he made and he wanted. to take it back but he couldn't and he. lived but he was all [ __ ] up but lived. a happier life like was thankful that he. was alive which is kind of crazy yeah I. I used to bartend and this dude would. come in and he was missing his jaw he's. talking one the 200 people off the ledge. yeah that's amazing highway patrol.

officer I bet that guy's a smooth talker. I have a buddy who jumped off that. bridge no [ __ ]. yeah Tony anagon who's a professional. pool player. H good dude I hadn't talked to him in a. while I hadn't talked to him in a couple. of years and then I saw it in the news I. was like. [ __ ] yep yeah it's one of those things. man where it's just like when it happens. you just get jolted especially the.

suicide ones it's like what yeah when. you had no clue cuz like you think about. that person when you're all having fun. together you think about that person. when you're sitting around laughing. cracking. jokes especially if it's the life of the. party that does it right you go the [ __ ]. I could have picked 10 other guys. besides you well you imagine Robin. Williams imagine watching Robin Williams. on any did you ever see that commercial. or he's doing a commercial and he won't. stop [ __ ] around I don't think so and. the director's trying to get to stop. [ __ ] around he's like will not stop.

[ __ ] around I love that he's doing. the different characters and [ __ ] it's. like he's like okay Robin can we focus. now and Robin's just [ __ ] going off. yeah that guy you would never imagine. could ever be sad you know I was an. extra in a movie with him Billy Crystal. and Julie Lise dfus and I he some two. people were sick they went back to their. trailers and I was interviewing him and. he did it as Mrs dfire and it was. [ __ ] awesome man everybody was losing. it play it Jamie let see.

it I said to him I said for would you. mind please it's already great look his. back to the camera look it's a different. guy just do the line so we can get. out everything for me this place is. fabulous I want to do the line for you. the line the introduction just the one. line that you got to do okay please will. yes sir okay foul ball a May hygiene. spray you know sometimes below the.

waterline you could wreak that's why I. need new foul ball something the part. bar thing right it upside down sorry. this is fabulous I couldn't believe. Bobby this can's too cold would you do. the line now just to introduct the one. line okay. yes hello I'm Charon hon no I have very. few Jewish friends if any but I'd like. to say won't you please help support the. United goyam college fund help learn a. child to eat hot dogs this year.

mayonnaise and corn beef can we get. another actor in please how give me a. chance please I need. [Music]. this not going to do it I'm going to cut. camera you got to do it line now just. all right can we hear it. please you know what I would have loved. to have seen actually is if they could. have combined and drop off funeral and. the Olympics and had him in the bob sled.

run all right I'm ready hard all right. can we get it now yes sir you know the. line is you want me to hold the Q card. no yeah I can the one that says now do. commercial okay here we go storm storm. that's that's a German name isn't it. storm sounds like a dog I love that old. Storm come here boy hey off the leg. we're ready now here we. go I'm ready to say that line hard. because I love you I love you for the. man man that you are an incredible man. more than just one night a man who can I.

don't know make you realize ouch who are. you I'm ready now okay you ready thank. you Mr Williams thank you. Howard yes Howard storm is now directing. Comm commercials again I I can get it. this time yeah once. more hi I'm Jack Nicholson and you know. Howard storm is directing goddamn. commercials it's incredible that he can. find a camera small enough to work with.

but God bless him for trying his first. commercial was Billy bardy on a foot. stool God I love the fact that the man. takes chances thank you and. CED he just wasn't going to do. it he's a. maniac oh that's incredible he's odd. dude for sure people get mad when you. bring up the joke thieving allegations. with that guy. but that's just what it was that went on.

for over 13 minutes we only watch that's. hilarious two and a half minutes of it. yeah people think that you're not. supposed to talk about that part but. that was part of him yeah you have to. talk about everything the guy still was. great he was still great he was very. odd I wonder if his brain worked so. quickly that sometimes it was out before. he knew it perhaps you know you could. excuse someone for a lot of things you. don't I don't know how his brain worked. obviously he had like mental problems. which wound up there was a lot of. physical problems that W up contributing. to a suicide but Depression was part of.

that too um but it's like you have to. also put it in context there wasn't. anybody like him back then there was. Jonathan Winters who he took inspiration. from who a lot of people forgot about. Jonathan wyers was like really weird. like that he would do really weird crazy. stuff and act like just like different. characters and just wouldn't be there. and just would hold on to it and people. would like panic and they wouldn't know. what to do so I think he took a lot of. inspiration from Jonathan wyers who was.

an amazing talent too but Robin was like. very unique it was really nobody like. him and he can act his ass off man he. was a real like Good morning Vietnam. like he was he was good in movies too. yeah I like good new hunting when he's. in that yeah man yeah and serious rules. how about that uh uh 24-hour photo did. you ever see that yes bro creepy creepy. yeah he played a good psycho it was very. very good but like um you would never. imagine a guy like that would hit the. Rocks where he'd wind up killing himself.

you're like no way then then you start. to wonder like ah was the comedian part. of them the show and the 24-hour photo. was the real. deal I doubt the 24-hour photo was the. real deal I think the real deer was like. a deeply depressed person that the the. reason why they were so good at getting. people entertained is because they. needed so much more than the average. person just to hit like a baseline yeah. you know I think when people are super. depressed and then they use comedy as. like a way to just like a drug to just.

get them like Richard Jenny apparently. was only happy when he was killing and. then when he got off stage he was. depressed and oh God he's another guy. that wind up killing himself that's like. an hour a day that you're happy yep and. he was like the most miserable guy. guaranteed like when I would do morning. radio I would always ask the guy the. driver like who's the worst guy you have. to drive around and they always would. say Richard Jenny so he hated it he. didn't want to be there didn't want to. talk to anybody he was miserable he's so. [ __ ] funny dude is weird he wanted to. be a movie star apparently so back then.

in the 1980s and 90s like what the thing. was was you would graduate and into. movies like a Jim Carrey or into TV like. a Seinfeld and you have your own show. but everybody really wanted movies that. was the thing and he never got any of. those he was only in like one movie he. was in the mask with Jim Carrey okay and. he had a show on the UPN called platypus. man I remember that it was terrible. but his standup was brilliant his.

standup was incredible he was so good we. all like would just be in awe of him MH. I remember him doing a bit at the uh. Comedy Works in Montreal this little. tiny room in Montreal this great room. run by this amazing guy named Jimbo um. Jimbo was the best and this room is only. like a 90 seat room and it was during. the um just for laughs Comedy Festival. and Richard Jenny went up and he did a. bit about buying a Corvette like what an. unrelatable premise what a like you know. what a premise where you like how do you.

get anything out of this and was. murdering just murdering czy I can't I. can't remember what he said but I was. crying laughing we were crying laughing. it was so funny and there were so many. punch lines in there it was so his sense. of irony his sense of his sarcasm the. way he would hit the punchlines the. writing it's like all day he prepared. for these sets and then he would just go. into a darkness and just get ready to do. it again that's brutal horrible. I knew his girlfriend his girlfriend was.

a comic too one of his girlfriends at. the time I don't think she was the girl. that was his girlfriend at the time that. he killed himself but she was a comic at. the store and she would just tell me you. know it's just like the guy's so. brilliant but he's like so eaten up yeah. it's some people can't find balance it. sucks man when they're that good you. just like want to hug them just like. come on man keep it together I just want. to go just enjoy the rest of it I've. told the story before so I apologize to. anybody that's heard it but he went to. the east side comedy club in Huntington.

in um it wasn't Huntington Beach it was. on Long Island East Huntington I forget. where it was but east side comedy club. was a great comedy club on Long Island. and I went there on a Sunday and I. talked to the guy that was the MC all. weekend and he was depressed and I said. why are you depressed he goes Richard. Jenny did a different hour every show. holy [ __ ] he did four different hours. and. killed he goes I'm up there he goes I. have 20 minutes that I'm opening with. and I can barely get through them they. suck F and then I'm bringing on this. genius who does a different hour every.

[ __ ] show and he goes it makes me. want to quit comedy I think he might. have quit comedy cuz I never heard from. him I think I I really think that might. have done him in like I think he was. around for like a year or two after that. but I think that was it that is tough to. watch though when you're working with a. master you're not even close to it yet. it's like those dudes who fought Mike. Tyson in the early days like you never. saw them again. yeah I've I've been late for a show. twice in my life and both times it was. from watching Mike Tyson's greatest hits. oh wow they they will drive you crazy.

there was there was a time like in like. 1986 to like whatever it was when he. lost to Buster Douglas when there's. never been a heavyweight like him I. think he was the greatest of all time I. think he was the greatest of all time. for a short period of time but I think. you have to look at a fighter in. particular they can't keep it up forever. it's too crazy they only have a few. years in this like high Revolution High. Rev Redline Prime and that's what I try. to judge him on there's ways people. judge fighters on longevity when you. look at Like Sugar Ray Robinson or the.

best example of all time is Bernard. Hopkins Bernard Hopkins was a a world. champion when he was 49 years old crazy. crazy that's my age crazy crazy and. [ __ ] up guys that were 20 years. younger than him with ease you know. that's wild he mean he was a a master. just a masterful boxer who had. incredible discipline and never lost. focus and never got out of shape and. never ate bad food he never ate. processed anything wow he always ate.

like clean organic food drank water no. booze [ __ ] you you know up in the. morning always running always. calisthenics always was shredded never. gained weight in between fights even. today I had him on the podcast today um. like a couple months ago how many months. ago six months ago maybe a little. longer sounds right something like that. even now guy's like in his 50s he's. [ __ ] shredded I don't have ready to. go you know have. toed it's like I I need the processed.

food sometimes sometimes you need a. little comfort you know what do you. think it was about Tyson do you think it. was his I always equated it to his uh. his legs and his coil there was a lot of. factors a lot of factors um first of all. there was his upbringing right so he had. a horrible horrible upbringing okay just. crime and violence in the worst. neighborhood in Brooklyn he lived in. bedy right so Brownsville I think. originally in bedy terrible. neighborhoods real bad you know lot of.

lot of crime lot of violence and then at. 13 years of age he gets adopted by this. guy cust aato who's one of the greatest. boxing minds of all time and he's also a. hypnotist so from age 13 on he's. hypnotizing Mike and telling Mike he's. the greatest of all time he's the. greatest of all time he's going to be. the greatest heavyweight the world has. ever seen and then on top of it you have. crazy genetics Mike I had Terry Teddy.

Allison he told me that when Mike was 13. he was knocking out a grown men and they. wouldn't believe he was 13 he'd bring. him to boxing tournaments they're like. how old's that kid he goes 13 he goes. he's [ __ ] 16 he goes okay he's 16 he. put him in with the 16y olds he knocked. the 16-year-olds out yeah he was a freak. so you have that sometimes you know you. have kids that just have extraordinary. jeans and then you have this perfect. storm of a very intelligent person who's. deep neglected as a child and then. adopted by a genius not just a boxing.

genius but a genius in terms of. psychology and life and philosophy and. he understood war and like he he was a. war historian and he was a boxing. historian and he was also managed by. this guy Jim Jeff or Jim Jacobs rather. excuse me and Jim Jacobs had Jim Jeff. tapes or James Jeff he had um like Jack. Johnson and Jack Dempsey he had all the. film footage of like ERS that some of. the greatest boxers of all time Willie.

Pep you know Floyd Patterson he had all. this old footage on reals and he was. like the biggest collector of old boxing. footage and Mike was being managed by. him so Mike would sit there all day and. watch Jack Dempsey fight watch Jack. Johnson fight watch Stanley greb watch. these old old Killers you know these. like these guys that existed you know. decades ago and no one gets a chance to. see them cuz you know we're talking.

about. 1980 you don't even have VHS tapes right. when did they come along they were like. 82 or something like that right so he's. getting like this is happening to him in. the 70s like late 70s like let's make. sense of this so he's 58 he's a year. older than me and well so how old was he. when he was. 13 what what year was it when he was 13. rather so he was born in 60s 6 I've been. 79 79 okay no VHS so he the only way you.

can see these things is if they put them. on television which they might but then. you have to watch it while it's on TV. you can't rewatch it again there's no. way to record anything or you know Jim. Jacobs if you know Jim Jacobs Jim Jacobs. who also did the commentary in a lot of. those if you watch a lot of those old. films they're black and white and. there's no sound and they like put in. sound later and Jim Jacobs does the. commentary I know it's voice and he was. a genius too and they they had this.

incredible convergence of all these. things that created Mike Tyson in like. 1986 when people were like holy [ __ ]. when he would walk out there with no. bathrobe and just [ __ ] he was a a a. perfect creation of the universe like. the universe all the factors that would. come into play that make something super. special all came in in his I mean to be. a boxing champion it could not have had. a better convergence of Mind Talent.

background and then the people that were. influencing him yeah he was wild yeah. he's being trained by Teddy Atlas when. he's a little kid isn't it illegal to to. hypnotize a child that's a good. question I would think there's got to be. something that's a good question depends. like what if your kid thinks they're. possessed that might be a good thing to. hypnotize him you think kid is like. legit like yes you. have words for you like Oh Billy what. the [ __ ] is wrong with you man I'm sorry.

I left you alone I had to work I had two. jobs I had to pay the bills Billy's. bouncing off the walls at home and he. thinks he's possessed freaking you're. like watch The Spoon yeah it might be. good to hypnotize that kid but yeah I. would. think hypnotizing. anybody before they were aware of what. the [ __ ] that. means but I don't think hypnotizing is. what people think it is either I don't. necess I've only been hypnotized once so. I can't speak. to like what the total potential of what.

someone can do with hypnosis is but. you're aware of what's going on it's not. like you're going to like take your. clothes off and blow this guy like it. doesn't make any sense like you're. you're just in a different state of. consciousness and it's almost like. you're allowed to look at things for. what they really are versus all this. noise that's around most of the ideas in. your head where you're blaming other. people when you should probably blame. yourself when you know you were lazy and. that's why it went bad and it wasn't. like a so else's fault and all that. stuff that keeps people on the wrong.

track that keeps people drinking too. much and gambling too much all those. weird things that are going on in your. head like it'll get past that and you'll. see you yeah and you see you for a brief. amount of time and you kind of analyze. what it is that's [ __ ] with you and. then someone who's like a good. performance psychologist can implant um. ideas like help you implant ideas in. your mind of how you're going to. approach things from now on how are you. going to look at things from now on I. know a lot of Fighters use them a lot of.

Fighters use hypnotists and performance. coaches the guy who did it to me is my. friend Vinnie shoran and he does it to a. lot of Fighters he hypnotized a lot of. Fighters and what does he what does he. put in there then I think it depends I. think it's different for each fighter. you know what they need yeah what. they're missing I mean some some. Fighters there's a thing that happens. with some fighters in the midst of a. chaotic fight they will forget about the. game plan and they will just go on. Instinct and start throwing down and. they wind up getting knocked out or.

something goes bad they they they Panic. like I want to say panic but they don't. think straight that's the best way to. say it because they're they're still. fighting you know it's chaos but you're. letting that lizard brain take over and. you're not sticking to the game plan. like the really good Fighters know how. even in these like chaotic scrambles to. keep things technical don't do anything. that's going to get you caught like. there's very it looks nutty when you're. watching it on television but if you're.

watching a tactician like a Max Holloway. or you know San haen or you know Shan. Ali like these these Fighters are very. tactical everything they're doing is to. elicit a reaction from you and then they. have counters based on how you do things. and then they start downloading how. you're moving and reacting to things and. then they'll start plotting and moving. Anderson Silva was the very best at that. he would take the first round and he. would just be kind of like moving with. you and moving with you and then towards. the end of the round he started [ __ ]. you up but for the he was just.

downloading Anderson in his prime you. know i' had never seen anything like him. he was in his prime he was just. downloading people's movements and do. you think those other Fighters could see. it in his eyes and they're like oh [ __ ]. now he knows yeah when he was at the top. for sure everyone was terrified of him. oh my God the one thing that they did. find out though he had a flaw and the. flaw was if you didn't attack him he. didn't attack you like he wasn't willing. to take stupid chances especially with. like big punchers sure like there's this. guy Patrick cot and Patrick cot was a.

big puncher like one punch KO guy and. they had the worst fight it was a boring. ass fight and then Patrick unfortunately. threw a kick and blew out his knee it. was like the worst ending of a fight. ever just his knee exploded just not. getting hit just kind of Twisted yeah. not getting hit at all he just went to. throw a kick and his knee was in a weird. position and it just blew apart and he's. like and falls down that's happened. before it happened to Tom Aspen recently. threw a kick knee fell apart didn't even. Happ like it wasn't happening like where.

someone did something to him he just. threw a kick and his knee fell apart I'd. rather watch a guy get knocked. unconscious then have that huge response. to a part of their body blowing up the. the knee is a bad one but the worst is. the shin break that's the very very. worst or an arm break a forearm break or. a shin break those are very hard to. watch those are the hardest I've ever. I've seen four leg breaks in person and. they're they're [ __ ] horrific man. they are [ __ ] horrific hurt your soul. oh you got one this is the worst one oh. that's Patrick right.

there so watch how he does this look. it's so crazy he they're moving around. and he he goes like he's going to throw. a kick and he just [ __ ] moved weird. that's it out of nowhere out of nowhere. his knee just exploded blew out his ACL. Taurus miniscus crazy H that's a tough. dude so for him to have that reaction. the toughest he was an animal Patrick. cot was a [ __ ] animal but uh the. fight was kind of boring because he was. so dangerous so Anderson couldn't he.

couldn't lead right cuz if you lead you. worry about being countered so Anderson. was not just really [ __ ] good but. also really. smart Jesus he just knew when he could. hit you and he knew when you could hit. him and he would take his time but again. once he got you figured out like as the. fight went on he would like if if you he. made the fight boring it was was also a. strategy cuz then you would be anxious. and you would maybe do something to try.

to pick up the pace and he would crack. you so he's an old veteran so he's just. standing around going I don't give a. [ __ ] about. booze like I'm G just move around here. he did that with another guy a Brazilian. guy in Talis leus kind of the same thing. boring ass fight but a dangerous fighter. and a really dangerous guy on the ground. tyus leus was a nasty Jiu-Jitsu black. belt and so he was like we ain't going. to the ground like I was [ __ ] stay on. the outside just kind of barely win. every round. you know but if you do something stupid. I'll [ __ ] you up and nobody did anything.

St to know all that [ __ ] well he was. just so smart that he didn't care if. people were booing and then the UFC. would get mad at him they' get mad at. him because those performances even. though he's the greatest of all time at. the time he was for sure in my eyes he's. still in the in the conversation during. his time period when he was running [ __ ]. still in my book one of The if not the. greatest the greatest of all one of the. greatest of all time for sure he's in. the conversation whatever that the. conversation so subjective and I changed. my opinion on all the time but during. that time period he didn't give a [ __ ]. if people were booing y he didn't care.

it's like and so the UFC would get mad. at him but I was always of the mind that. he's doing the 100% correct thing he's. the best fighter and to fight the best. you got to know when to attack when not. to attack and sometimes you don't attack. at all yeah sometimes you if if he does. something out of character and forces it. that was not his style so for him to. engage in a in a style that's not his. style then that's stupid the smart thing. is to fight to the best of your. abilities and unfortunately some of.

those fights were not fun but you also. get the vtor Belford fight from the same. guy you know you get uh uh you get the. Okami fight you get the forest Griffin. fight you get all those insane Knockouts. those highlight re Knockouts he was a. monster man in his prime he was a. monster but if you can take the booze. and the other guy can't yeah well it was. also like he wasn't going to do anything. stupid until he did and then he did and. he got knocked out by widman CU he was. doing something stupid that's literally. what his demise was was a thing that.

kept him so Invincible his whole career. he would stay composed no matter what. happened he just stayed composed he. always knew when to attack when not to. attack when to attack when not to attack. he was just a a genius there's guys that. like for a while whatever those years. are were you like you can't beat him. like no one's going to beat him for. these years and that's just because of. his strategy watching you move well he's. just so he was also so good at being the. champion right there's a thing about.

performing in front of so many people. with such high stakes and if you've. never experienced that before the first. time you ever fight for a championship. fight it's so crazy you see in guys. Faces Sometimes sure you see the weight. of it on them they're like [ __ ] this is. so heavy is like there's so much anxiety. you just can't wait to get in there and. get it once it gets going then you're. fine then you're just going on instincts. then you're going on training and then. you're just you're fighting but it's the. buildup and the thinking and the.

anticipation the anxiety he's used to. that yeah he's done that 13 times he's. he defended the middleweight title I. believe more than anyone ever is that. true I believe he did that's why Jee. Hackman measured the hoop and hooers. right let him know like you've been here. this is it same [ __ ] it's 10 feet yeah. it's the same thing everywhere yeah but. the thing is that's like that anxiety of. performing in the moment and that that's. what a sports psychologist does and. that's where a sports psychiatrist comes.

in that's where a sports hypnotist. rather comes in psychiatrist too but. they could they give you drugs you can't. take those when you're fighting some. guys have. tried I knew a guy who got K kicked off. a card because he was on Aderall and. they were like you can't take Aderall. and fight like I need it for my ADD like. [ __ ] shut up shut up bro you're on. speed it's tough though man Sports can. mess you up oh 100% like my I I come. home from golf for the last three years. miserable right calling myself a dumb.

fck calling myself a piece of [ __ ] loser. and then my girlfriend goes hey why. don't you just uh just tell your you. know pretend you're talking to. eight-year-old you and I tried that [ __ ]. for a round I had the greatest round in. my life yeah you could do it you just. have to that part of being a man in. particular like [ __ ]. idiot you know like you make a mistake. you got to avoid that does you zero good. gym teacher with real short shorts in my. head that's that is the voice in my head.

dude just like you [ __ ] idiot I'm I'm. guilty of that sometimes when I play. pool I'll talk [ __ ] to myself Charles. Barley's one of us what does he do what. does he. do God damn it you fat. [ __ ] did you hear how fast that was I. mean he had almost not even hit the ball. before he said it that's amazing oh my. God that's hilarious and then the girls. taking the video laugh at the end it's. so good oh that's hilarious yeah that.

does not help you uhuh but also there's. a thing about a guy like a Charles. Barkley or a guy like you it's like you. don't really have the time to dedicate. to a thing like golf to really get great. at it right it's the same thing as uh. playing pool the great pool players they. play eight hours a day eight hours a day. if you want to play like a Shane Van. boning level you want to play like a. Fedor gor level you have to play eight. hours a day they play eight hours a day. yeah they don't [ __ ] around they they're.

so in the groove all the time that if. you're like a casual player you just. can't find that Groove and they don't. want to ever let that Groove go they're. in that Groove all day long all day long. they wake up in the morning and they. start thinking about running balls they. start thinking about putting English on. balls start like if you if you want to. play golf like a really great golfer. those [ __ ] guys play every day they. have coaches just no way they analyze. footage like look at Tiger Woods Tiger. Woods started playing when he was how.

old three maybe two arguably yeah yeah. and was coached by his father from the. time he was a child played. constantly yeah greatest of all time I. mean you can get in the groove for a. little bit and that's what keeps you. going back but you're not going to stay. in the groove you're not going to stay. in the groove that to me my it's. maddening for me with pool I could CU I. could play pool like if I have a night. off and I could play for like five six. hours like around 4 hours in I start. really getting the groove I start. feeling it but it's like inconsistent it.

comes and goes but if you play with a. great player and you watch them do it. they just never get out of the groove. they're always there they very rarely. Miss they very rarely Miss position. their cuq Ball's perfect it's always. moving exactly where they want it to go. and if it's not they play safe and you. watch and just like what it's like this. is a feel of the movement of the balls. that's only possible if you're so finely. tuned to it that you're playing every. day like I this guy Fedor he just won. the uh World Championships he's a friend.

of mine he's been on the podcast. before we were having a conversation on. the phone about Q's because he had uh. switched he was with this company qek. and then he switched this company white. carbon and uh and he it was months ago. and I was saying we were talking about. you know different approaches he uses. and different equipment he's like I'm. still adjusting to this queue I go. really I go you had it for like how how. long now he's like 4 months he goes well. he goes I'm pretty much there he goes. but I'm about three or 4%. off three or 4% off 3 or 4% off like.

this guy's a [ __ ] robot like his his. understanding of where he should be. versus where he is and how he wants to. know exactly how much pressure to apply. on that queue to make that ball dance. exactly the way he's like it's a little. off it's a little like he knows it's a. little off I did it just right but it. went there instead of there hm 3% yeah. what the [ __ ] man you ever left the.

stage and just screamed 100 [ __ ] per. into the Green Room I'm off. 100% every now and then you catch a. groove and you are't 100% and those. those moments are the weirdest you're. like why can't I do this all the time. why can't I just have so much fun with. the jokes all the time some of sometimes. you're having so much fun saying the. material that makes everything so much. better yeah and you're like why don't I. do this all the time and it just feels. like every every single thing you say is. going to be awesome and the more you do. it the more you're there right so if you.

have a Tuesday Wednesday Thursday like. if you're doing a real week in a place. you know by the time Saturday rolls. around you're a wizard yeah you're a. wizard you got those bits tied up in a. [ __ ]. basement you're in control of the. situation just thinking about what. you're going to eat after the show and. still killing you're in the flow you're. in that flow State and that's when you. come up with new stuff that's the best. way to come up with new stuff cuz you. just feel funny you feel where the funny. is it's like I know that Vibe I caught. that Vibe I know where that Vibe is I.

can ride that Vibe mhm and that's those. golf guys so if you're not doing that. every day you're G to get out there and. [ __ ] [ __ ] loser you [ __ ] idiot. you fat [ __ ] you talk to yourself just. like Charles Brockley it's unavoidable. yeah do you ever play snooker I know I. have not played I've seen people play it. I've [ __ ] around on a snooker table. I've never played a game of snooker but. it's very difficult it's hard a lot of. snooker players are super successful in. pool no pool players make maybe Alex. pulon who's he could play everything.

he's like a world champion in like every. disciplin he's world champion eight ball. nine ball 10 ball back he's one of the. greats of all times one of the Filipinos. too which for whatever reason philipinos. are the best pool players on earth like. there's more there's guys driving taxi. cabs in Filipino in in the Philippines. rather that can win pool tournaments in. in America they come over here like. every you can't even you everywhere you. go there's pool tables like it's like. one of the most popular games in the.

entire in the whole island chain it's. huge over there but um that guy is a. world he's like an elite professional. snooker player as well as an elite. professional pool player but he's super. rare there's like John MOA there's a. couple other guys that can play like. really good snooker we came up playing. snooker like Northern Minnesota that's a. tough game man yeah you'd go in and. these guys are just like they take it so. [ __ ] seriously if you lose them a. dollar I mean these were old old men. and if you lose them a dollar forget it. you're out I remember one of the they.

always used to say uh when he' so a two. ball was worth money so you'd have to. make a cherry it's called a red ball. first and then you had to make a number. ball and then he would always go if. you'd missed the two ball go they never. do or he'd go yeah you bet if he'd made. it and so we went to this guy's funeral. and we had a buddy with me and he had a. flask with him and they were talking and. he ra stands up and raises the flask and. he goes they never do and then all his. old budies had flasks with them and they. raised go yeah you bet it was the. [ __ ] greatest funeral I've ever been.

to that's awesome well I bet snooker. pool snooker Halls what do you call them. what do they call snooker Halls what. people play snooker we just played at. the spot I don't know it was like it was. like a little restaurant that had tables. in back oh okay and they were all. snooker tables we had two pool tables. and then two snooker tables oh okay yeah. cuz like places where they just play. snooker do they call him a snooker Hall. what they call yeah snooker Club it's. about bestline the term pool actually. comes from gambling pool is not the game.

the game is Pocket Billiards pool is. what's called they pull their money. together and gamble oh that's that's the. name that's the name that was attributed. to it yeah it was really a gambling game. 100% but snooker players come over to. America snooker players come over to. America and Rob people in pool they play. really good because they're used to. those little holes all big ass holes. it's just getting used to the Ball. moving different cuz they uh their balls. are so small they don't put a lot of. side English on them and they don't do.

like weird stuff with them American Q. balls are larger so and the ball the. billiard balls are larger so they they. do a lot of [ __ ] with them they throw. balls into the side pocket with English. and do weird things so they have to. learn all that stuff and then they learn. how to break hard once they do that. their technique is so Flawless yeah. spoton because they're going just. straight shots and they have acmy that. teach people how to play there's not. like a lot of like there's a few really. good teachers in this country but. there's no like National system where. you have like a university that you go. to to learn how to play snooker like you.

know they have that they have like real. Co like there's at one point in time. there was real money in snooker in the. UK like real money like those guys were. millionaires what yeah yeah yeah the. guys I was playing with were not. millionaires well you were playing with. them guys in Canada or Michigan Right. Minnesota Minnesota all that cold. stuff's the same to. me but in the UK yeah there was uh there. was snooker was huge on television I. remember going over there for a gig long.

time ago and turn on the TV I'm like. whoa they got snooker on like regular TV. this is nuts oh wow yeah watching these. matches cuz you you know you're stuck in. a hotel room before your show so you're. just watching what do you guys watch. they're all watching. snooker but um for whatever reason I. think it died off I don't think it's. that popular anymore I don't think you. could find a snooker table in the town I. grew up in anymore H yeah place is. closed they get rid of them because all. the old guys that played died off well.

the real died the game that really died. off was three cushion Billiards three. cushion Billiards was the real game back. in the day what's that it's a game with. no. pockets and the game it was it was also. a very big gambling game where people. would gamble a lot of money like. gentlemen would gamble a lot of money. playing three cushion and three cushion. you can't find that anywhere anymore. it's still in some countries I think. Korea has a big three cushion seene and. Belgium it's a guy from Belgium that. does really well three cushions some. European countries still use it is that.

the one that has like the score up on a. wire above the table where you move it. with your que um that they do that with. pool too okay that's just the score line. but with with with three cushion. Billiards is is this giant ass table. that has no pockets and you have three. balls and it's usually two white balls. and a red ball or two two red balls and. a white ball and see or here they do. yellow sometimes too now um so so this. guy has to hit a ball and then it has to. go three cushions and then hit the.

second ball so it's all about. understanding angle see if you can find. a video of someone doing it it's [ __ ]. boring see this is the game so he's got. to hit a ball and then it's got to go. three cushions and hit another Ball but. what it really does if you learn this. game it teaches you how billiard balls. move around a table so it really helps. you play better position for pocket. billiards and it helps you um learn how. to play safe better and how to kick it.

balls better so like this guy that's. pretty wild that he's hitting that ball. though it's this guy's obviously a. wizard this is really hard to do so it's. it is really a thinking person's game. the problem that I have with it is I. want to see balls go away yeah I don't. want to see him sticking around if I. make a point I want you to go bye-bye I. don't want I don't want to see you my. the fun with me is that guy Bloom doll. is uh one of the greatest of all time.

world champion I I don't I think I said. his name wrong but because I only. watched like a few matches ever I can't. I'm add to the max I watch like 10. minutes I'm like where why is the ball. still there this game sucks yeah the. elimination process is the best part of. pool I think exactly I like watching. someone run out and then making a ball. was so like the last ball like if it's a. hard shot like oh my God is he going to. make it is he going to make it you know. there's a lot and then when it goes away. like yay it's satisfying I don't want to. see it bounce around and stick around. but I've seen people play uh snooker at.

a very high level and it's wild to watch. you know you watch someone just run out. and snooker and you're just like Jesus. Christ like you have to be so precise. the table huge yeah tiny Pockets little. balls yeah it's crazy it's a super. difficult game but that's you know for. whatever reason that never caught on. over here it's like soccer for whatever. reason never caught on over here just in. Pockets yeah yeah I don't know why like.

some things never caught I have a friend. of mine my friend Eddie owns the local. soccer professional team out here and he. he gave me some insight on that he goes. there's they never take a break he's. like football baseball you get. commercial breaks so commercials get. stuffed in soccer never stops it's like. they play on the clock and the clock. keeps going and every match is going to. be x amount of minutes long and that's. that there's no room for commercials I. was like oh well that makes sense cuz. it's if you go watch professional soccer.

live it's [ __ ] exciting as [ __ ]. everybody's freaking out and you. appreciate the athleticism that you have. to have the the the cardio that you have. to have to be running back and forth and. back and forth and sprinting and. sideways and you know ducking and. dodging and [ __ ] kicking balls at. crazy angles it's a wild ass sport yeah. they're very good I mean you look at. those guys and you go well there's not a. 10% body fat person on this field not. one no excess fat they they all have. like fairly small upper bodies and just.

jacked legs and these guys are just. sprinting constantly they have no wasted. motion at the elite levels like the. liono Messi level like there's no wasted. motion those guys are just freak. athletes my kids both played soccer. Junior and Senior year and it was great. because I don't know anything about it. and it's the only sport I wouldn't yell. at cuz I I didn't want I didn't want. people to go that's [ __ ] wrong dude. so I just sit there and keep my mouth. shut bro some parents are brutal oh it's. so tough I watched a guy after a hockey.

game this kid just I mean he scored. probably I don't know six goals or. something this little little tiny kid. this is 14U and this dad he's yelling at. this kid I'm walking out and he's right. by the locker room and I go uh I go hey. man I pulled the guy aside and I go come. on kid had a what what's going on here I. thought he was a dad it wasn't the dad. it was the goalie's Dad yelling at the. kid that scored on him calling him a. [ __ ] Fancy Pants and all this other. [ __ ] and I was like bro he's a kid what.

are you doing oh no yeah but parents go. way too over the top oh no oh like. yelling at an ump is one thing but. yelling at a kid cuz he scored on your. kid that's that's. ridiculous yeah I've seen guys get. knocked out in front of their screaming. moms their moms are screaming kick his. ass kick his ass this guy [ __ ] sucks. this guy's a [ __ ]. whack lights out yeah in front of their. mom while their mom screaming.

obscenities that's hard to swallow hard. to swallow mom you probably distracted. the [ __ ] out of your son first of all. imagine hearing your mom screaming all. that [ __ ] when you're like shut the [ __ ]. up shut the [ __ ] up I didn't like my mom. yelling you got them honey when I was. pitching oh God that kind of [ __ ] where. you're like I am working on it don't do. this lady I know this is not for you. this is for me okay you're supposed to. clap when things go well yeah and that's.

it don't be [ __ ] yelling out. instructions you got them honey like you. weren't you didn't think you had them. until your mom yelled it out like oh I. got them okay thank you mother now I got. it thank you so much especially people. that have never competed in a sport. before you don't know how [ __ ]. distracting that is yeah like shut your. ho lady and she had competed in sports. that's a problem so she loved it yeah. that be like her being on the beam and. I'm like jump higher it's also like. think people back then in those days. like the the when she grew up they. didn't know any better like people.

didn't know what you're supposed to do. and not supposed to do people hit their. kids oh yeah yeah they all hit their. kids they all yelled at their kids. called them [ __ ] idiots they all. everybody did that we were animals you. know like if you grew up and your. parents grew up in the 1940s and 50s you. were an animal like they were they were. animals you cuz they were raised by. people who grew up in the depression. okay and those people are animals those. people were they their parents fought in. World War I okay like you're these are. barbarians yeah and so it's like so many.

generations of softness have led us to. where we are now but if you you know if. you're our parents you you're exposed to. all that [ __ ] well my dad his dad took. off and his mom went into like a mental. institution because of it so he got. raised by his grandparents so that's. like a generation back oh God and so. when my mom and dad would discipline me. I was like why are you doing this and. you're [ __ ] doing you're terrifying. me oh boy yeah it was. interesting Jesus Christ that's a lot.

that's a lot to manage imagine being the. grandparents like [ __ ] I know we thought. all over again thought we were done. exactly guy wanted to go play. golf [ __ ] now I got to take care of. another kid and this one's mad yeah. because they got. abandoned they have all these issues now. they're confused I gave my dad a lot of. leeway a lot just cuz of that. he stole my identity when I was in high. school and ruined my credit no and I was.

like I get raised by his [ __ ]. grandparents I don't know oh no yeah. imagine dad being just like a straight. up criminal like Dad oh I don't have to. imagine my dad stole caral oh God yeah. wow absolutely he helped me he had me. steal car stole your identity what am I. thinking only going to do it once only. to his kid I yeah I got a I got a rental. car once because my car was in the shop. he took the key keys made a copy of the. keys and then when I brought that rental. car back had me drive him there and I.

didn't know it he stole the car and then. drove to Las Vegas because the cops were. looking for him for writing bad checks I. mean what the [ __ ] man holy [ __ ] D how. do you not become a comedian yeah I know. totally makes sense you can't be ticking. away at an office job just typing like. [ __ ] you will go crazy yeah yeah. you'll barely keep it together yeah [ __ ]. man. yeah pretty wild I called uh when I went. to college I called to get a phone line. and they were like I don't think so wow.

you owe us thousands of dollars cuz he. had stolen your identity oh my god did. you try to explain it to them my mom had. to write a letter to everybody that said. that I lived with her the whole time wow. yeah holy [ __ ] dude you couldn't get a. phone. line I me my dad listen to what he. [ __ ] stole another identity it was a. kid that he graduated high school with. who died in a motorcycle accident oh my. God my dad called his parents and said. hey you guys have some benefits coming I.

just need his social security number oh. my God and then became that dude and. then signed up Columbia record Club get. all Jimmy Hendrick Greatest. Hits yeah it was wild living [ __ ] man. that's. [Music]. crazy holy. [ __ ]. wow when you were in high school would. you think you were going to be um I. don't know maybe a teacher or a lawyer. or something and when did the comedy bug.

get you way early I mean I wanted to do. comedy forever I just lived in a town. where there wasn't comedy so I thought. like a thing in the back of your head. yeah I mean way way back in the day I. watched my grandpa watch like listen to. records and just start laughing and I'm. like I want to do that. wow yeah I remember my first exposure to. Comedy was probably the actual standup. comedy was probably Bill Cosby or Bill. Cosby record mhm cuz my parents had a. Bill Cosby record and they had chich and.

Chong and I think they might have had a. George Carlin one too because everyone. had records back then because there's. nothing on TV so you'd sit around you'd. listen to records you know so we listen. to chich and Chong when I was a little. kid I was probably like eight or nine or. something like that I was like this is. so funny yeah and then when I was in. high school I got a hold of some Richard. prior cassettes and me and my girl from. in my bedroom just howling laughing at. Richard Pryor like this is so crazy what.

he saying is so crazy cuz this is like. at the time we're talking I was in high. school in ' 81 so this is probably like. 83 something like that and so in 1983. Like Richard prer was the king this was. like when he was doing live at the. sunsets trip oh wow my parents took me. to see that I was I think I was 15 years. old and we were in the movie theater and. I'll never forget this CU this is the. first time I'd ever experienced anything. like this I'd never seen someone do.

standup comedy for a long time i' had. only seen like a guy do some jokes on. The Tonight Show you know like a real. like cut and dry setup punch line five. minutes all right that was terrific come. sit on the couch and the comic would sit. there and I would tell you about the zoo. you know and so that was my exposure to. Comedy but in the theater I remember. I'll never forget this sitting in the. theater watching live on the sunset trip. and looking at the audience and people. were moving around I remember this guy. was holding his stomach and he was.

slapping the chair and his wife was. slapping him they were just going oh my. God oh my God it was so funny and I. remember thinking I've never seen. anything this funny like all the funny. movies that I love they were never this. funny all this guy's doing is talking. and to get humans to react like that it. was crazy so wild it was like all he's. doing is talking how is he doing this. yeah I remember the first comedy I ever. saw was this guy Wild Bill Bower out of. Minnesota and I'll never forget this. joke he goes uh I called my boss the.

other day and I I told him I can't come. in cuz I'm sick and he says how sick are. you and I said well I'm [ __ ] my. sister and I still laugh about I mean. it's like the funniest [ __ ] in the world. that's a great joke it's such a great. joke that's a great joke and that was my. introduction so people same thing people. are freaking out oh that was great could. that guy string a bunch together yeah. how good was he yeah he was real good. that's if you can write a joke like that. unless you like you're a one- hit wonder. no he wasn't that seems like a crazy hit. to have to be that good of a joke to be.

a one- hit wonder like that guy's got a. bunch of them yeah some of those guys. that are like real good like that for. whatever reason people never find out. about him no he just stayed in Minnesota. he he ended up booking tours for other. guys and stuff like that there was a guy. named Bob Woods who was a legend on Long. Island he was this big guy this big like. Jolly guy and he was. hilarious and he was a legend in Long. Island and to this day I'm upset that I. never got a chance to see him live cuz. all the comics from that day they always.

tell me Bob Woods Bob Woods this is like. the early 80s so I think when I came. along I don't think I got to New York. until 90 90 or 91 and I think he'd. already stopped this is Bob Woods he was. a character man give me some. volume let me introduce myself here I am. Mr. cholesterol the incredible bulk Hungry. Jack. a man called. horse sir lunch a lot Chef boy are you.

fat Pizza on Earth Goodwill towards. manotti Rebel Without a. waistline Strawberry Fields for. breakfast lord of the. ringings the Earl of Sandwich the Prince. of. Wales and a Little House on the Prairie. all rolled in a one what Can I Tell You. Folks what can I tell you I'm a fat.

[ __ ]. guy boom boom bring some food to my room. so we can eat it all night keep the. brioski in. sight and I woke up this morning I got. myself a ham. hack let me clear some things up for you. right away can we keep going yeah cuz I. hope it's going to get better no I. wasn't the rip tail of balloon in the. Macy's Thanksgiving Day.

Parade no I'm not one of the Moon dogs. from. WrestleMania no I'm not Dusty roads no. I'm not going to pay a lot for that. muffler no I'm not boo Powell as a. Rastafarian no I wasn't making a list. and checking it twice last. December no I haven't button this jacket. since I bought it. [Applause].

no I'm not baby healed Star Trek. episode no I'm not tip O'Neal as the. Michelin Man no I'm not Norm from cheers. if it was set in. California no it's not a [ __ ] wig. okay this is my real. hair really it's all on the shampoo some. people shampoo with PR some people use. head and shoulders I just get out the.

Dippity Doo and the mopping. glow look I read mes all right call me. keskin for this. [ __ ] I'm getting a reading for this. girl she's thinking if I fall she's. [ __ ]. dead a lot of fat jokes yeah he's better. than this this is like some things he. did on TV this is like him like. recording a set for television it looks. like8 was it 88 yeah.

yeah that wasn't the best set he had an. insane Jackie gleon depression. insane and a lot of think you know he he. inspired a lot of comedians a lot a lot. of comedians in Long Island that just. wasn't the best set of his yeah but I. mean gu Rider holy [ __ ] oh you'd bang. him out man but again it's like the. world was different then you got to also. think standup comedy let's let's just. put it to perspective 1988 was 36 years.

ago 36 years before that there was no. standup. comedy wow yeah so you have to think. about it right so if you went back to 19. you know 1950 let's go to 50 what the. [ __ ] is there what's the what's the. standup comedy it's nonsense it's guys. in the cat skills that are telling two. Jews walking into a bar jokes it's not. real comedy and then Lenny Bruce comes. along in the 60s and then everything. changes then you get Mort Saul you get.

um Joan Rivers yeah eventually they come. later okay they all come later and. Carlin comes later and then and prior. comes later they're all inspired by. Lenny Bruce Lenny Bruce is really like. the germ he was really like the center. of it all like from him all things come. like that guy's the real Godfather. comedy the kind of Comedy that we do. where we talk about stuff right like. everybody was just telling Jo jokes back. then they were just being jokey joke guy. and then you know there's Don Rickles. who's like the insult guys insulting.

people that was always very funny but. nobody was doing like social commentary. nobody was like making funny points. about things that go on in society until. Lenny came around yeah working Against. the Machine a little bit getting. arrested left and right dude that's. pretty sweet pretty wild you really. think about it I had on my office I have. a a photograph of him getting arrested I. mean I don't think you can get arrested. for comedy anymore you definitely could. try you can't in Canada in Canada you. can get sued you get you I I know I had.

a guy on the podcast that got sued and. lost he got fined because there was. there was a few different things this. guy had made a joke about a kid who was. Mike um what Mike Ward Mike Ward thank. you he had made a joke about a kid that. they had done some benefit for like a. really sick kid and the kid was still. alive a few years later and the choke. you know some kind of a joke about like. uh can I get my money back like is this. kid really sick like something along. those L I might have [ __ ] it up I.

think I butchered it but anyway the. point is it was just a joke and they. sued him and they won like he got. charged and he. lost who sued him the parents I think. they find him I I think it was one of. those things where see let's find out. what the specifics of it are because. there was another one in I believe. Vancouver where a comedian was getting. heckled by these lesbians and they start. making fun of them for being lesbian. saying a bunch of really rude things and. that guy got fined too like a large.

number interesting yeah like you can get. Canada does not have freedom of speech. it's not the same as the United States. it doesn't have a First Amendment they. have hate crime laws so they have weird. stuff this is why Jordan Peterson way. back in. 2016 was telling them like you cannot. have compelled speech. laws Canadians uh Canadian who mock. disabled child ER did not breach limits. of free speech uh that's not Mike Ward. though case pitted Quebec comedian Mike.

Ward against former Child oh that must. be the child singer that's sick. um did not breach limits of free speech. so so it went to the Supreme Court so. this is 2021 when did we have man it was. definitely way before that because it. wasn't in it wasn't in Texas so he must. have finally won Under the 54 Split. Decision wow four people said [ __ ] him. [ __ ] your joke the top Court ruled. Friday while comedian Mike Ward's act. ridiculed Jeremy Gabriel uh a young man.

with a Treacher Colin syndrome he was. chosen as a Target not because of his. disability but because of his Fame which. is true and it's ruling the court found. that Ward's jokes did not seek to incite. others to mock Gabriel and he cannot be. blamed for the actions of Gabriel's. classmates and others who pared the. jokes see folks this is what happens. when you try to be too nice you can't be. too nice can't go that far with with you. got to let people say things that are. offensive if you don't then the only way. to enforce that is totalitarianism you.

start locking people in jail I know you. want people to be a better person they. should be encouraged to be better people. but you can't do that you can't [ __ ]. force people to say things or not say. things I think he came on after this. happened in 2016 right he 35,000 he got. paid He was ordered to pay 35,000 imoral. imp punitive damages but that's not as. much as the guy in uh Vancouver the guy. in Vancouver I think if I'm if memory. serms me I think it was a lot more. money the guy in Vancouver there was two.

lesbians heckling him at a show it says. 22,500 for that one okay I might have. thought it was 225,000 or. something either way [ __ ] you yeah [ __ ]. [ __ ] [ __ ] you I was in Calgary one time. I was talking about the queen oh and. then the MC came up and he goes ah [ __ ]. these Americans they come here they. think we have a queen learn about the. country you're coming to and I was like. like oh [ __ ] I thought you had a queen. so I went to the public library did all. this research and there is a queen. because there was a treaty and so she.

acts as the queen so the next day I went. up and uh he came up to bring me off. stage and I go hey man just stay here. for a sec and I read the treaty and I go. just so you know I'm an American but I. we you do have a queen and then I took a. $20 bill out and licked it and stuck it. to his forehead and I go she's on your. [ __ ] money man I just like what a. dick that's hilarious well some. comedians are dicks and no lawsuit. that's awesome yeah well you were right. how they going to suit you for being.

right right yeah [ __ ] idiots but it's. like that that thing of like you try you. know you try to set up Society where you. prevent people from being mean but the. problem is people are going to be mean. and the only way to prevent people from. being mean is to really ostracize people. who are mean and then have everybody. else learn from that and like learn from. the way you talk about the people that. are mean and then we all kind of grow. together you can't have laws that.

enforce your opinion of what someone can. or cannot be allowed to say because then. you never get that guy's joke your. friend right sick cuz I'm [ __ ] my. sister like that you don't get that yeah. right you don't get that joke because. it's that's illegal so like then you. don't get funsies cuz that's just. funsies you didn't really [ __ ] anybody. it's a joke you know Bob Marley didn't. shoot any sheriffs it's just fun it's a. fun thing to say yeah when I was in. seventh grade if you talked in the. history class they made you take a. pacifier and sit there like you were a.

baby oh that's hilarious cuz I were like. I told you to shut up now you have to. suck on this pacifier oh my God and. there's no [ __ ] way you'd be able to. do that now but guess what everybody. shut up that had the pacifier I got. paddled I got paddled in Florida I got. in a fight with this kid Preston Banks. me and this kid we got a scrap and we. both got brought to the principal's. office and we got. paddled well they whack me in the ass. with a [ __ ] Cricket racket. like they had this [ __ ] thing they. slap you one shot in the ass like and. then they send you home you're like whoa.

I got hit mhm yeah you can't do that. today oh there's no chance by the way we. never fought again and we became friends. after that that's what I'm saying it's. like these kids now can take a chair. from the back of the room throw it at. the teacher when he's not looking and. that teacher just has to sit there and. take it can't do anything yeah. especially when you get into high school. things get very very dangerous very very. very dangerous because people are. starting to get strong and they're. aggressive and these men these young men. have testosterone for the first time in. their life so all of a sudden you're 13.

and then boom the factory opens and. you're like Yahoo and you start growing. you got a mustache now now you're 14 and. 15 and then you got this [ __ ] loser. teacher his teachers talking [ __ ] you. want to [ __ ] this teacher up and you. know if you do You' be a hero for the. rest of the class you'd be a legend for. all your boys if his teacher talking. [ __ ] and just grab his tie and box him. in the face yeah guys hit teachers. there's so many videos of all the time. so many online videos of poor teachers. getting beaten up by their students and. it's always the guys that [ __ ] first.

that would take the lead on that I. always felt it was those guys like the. rest of us waiting to have sex we were. just sitting in our chairs fight. especially the teacher yeah no way or. women that beat the teachers up those. are horrible horrible because those are. slow beatings like not much gets done. you know it's like a lot of hair pulling. like watching a tall guy fall shitty. punches to the face you just trapped. there and nobody's helping you and. everyone's screaming and cheering oh. that's great they're all filming it and.

then we wonder why does nobody want to. be a teacher why is the education system. sucks why why why why well because you. [ __ ] the whole thing sucks like you. can't even you couldn't even just fix. the schools you got to start from a. foundational level in the bad. neighborhoods like you have to like. somehow or another help people get the. [ __ ] out of this place of total complete. despair yeah and the fact that these. places of total complete despair have. existed in the same location for decade. after decade after decade and you you. want these kids to do better like how.

how all they've done is see it repeated. over and over think about your dad like. how did that happen that didn't happen I. choose not to think about my dad Joe. thank you but if you were your dad's dad. that would have never happened you know. you know what I'm saying like you know. you we we have the Good Fortune of. understanding the mistakes of those who. came before us and even like. like I mean even thinking about we can't. even put our mind in what it must be.

like to be a kid that grows up in the. south side of Chicago in 2024 where. you're seeing people shot every weekend. you can't put yourself into that so to. expect that child to come out of that. environment and then go to Yale and be. fine with everything be fine when he's. heard bullets whiz by his head he's seen. his friends get shot in the street he. seen Drive buys he''s seen all that he's. seen drug dealers rapping in the streets. holding guns and smoking weed in front.

of everybody and and Street takeovers. you seen that from the time you were a. child how how are you going to how are. you going to escape that right because. even if even if you do Escape it. sometimes some part of you Misses it and. thinks now you're not being normal right. it's like when guys come back from the. Middle East and they're like I want to. go back there it's like why the [ __ ]. would you want to go back there but it's. because that's their new normal that's. what they miss it it's not just that. it's also alive it's alive. like if you're gang banging like that. you're alive there's a lot going on you. know you go from that to working it in.

and out like what is this I'd rather be. in jail you know guys would rather get. shot they really would in some some. places and some some people they would. rather be living the life because at. least that life there's one of the. things that comes out of gangs and bad. neighborhoods is a Brotherhood and a. camaraderie that doesn't exist in their. home right so they they don't have any. like real love in the home home but the. love they have with the people that they. would literally kill people for and. they're all together and they're making. money together and they're partying. together they're having a good time.

together driving cars together like this. is way better than whatever they grew up. with it's like band to brother [ __ ] yeah. it's exciting they're literally in a war. but they're in a war in a American city. which is crazy but I mean if you look at. the death total of uh people killed in. uh Afghanistan during the height of the. war it's comparable to the people killed. in south side of Chicago I would imagine. the people in the south side of Chicago. more people get killed I think what.

happens in War of course is depending. upon the war of course but sometimes. there's large amounts of debt like in. Gaza if you can call it a war like. there's large amounts of deaths and. large amounts in one day right which in. gang violence you get it over the. weekend you know this guy got shot that. guy got shot it's cumulative M but I bet. it's close and I believe it's higher I. believe the death toll for the south. side of Chicago is as high or higher. than Afghanistan at the height of the. war that's wild wild and then if.

somebody dies in Mexico there's a. tourism alert oh yeah where you're not. supposed to go well it's the way they. die in. Mexico the old Sicilian necktie I've. seen some videos damn there was a dude. who used to be a dman at The Improv and. one day uh I was just walking in the. club like what's up he goes you want to. see this cartel video and I go what is. it and it was a dude who is tied up tied. up in his arms and his legs in all.

positions and a pit bull was eating his. dick and I was like yo I do not need to. see this faru on stage like this is. horrific this huge Pitbull was just. clamped down this guy's dick and he's. just writhing back and forth in agony. while this dog eats him alive it's a. great Jesus Christ great peanut butter. commercial I don't think they use peanut. butter I don't think they have to these. dogs are literally trained to eat people. which is [ __ ] terrifying did you get. is there a place that shows statistics.

about gang. violence I need to know more about what. deaths are you talking about in. Afghanistan let say this because it's. like everyone is a lot that's they we. outnumber the Chicago deaths and the. weekends are all told total 2023 there. was 621 deaths in Chicago mhm. and 20 21 I see for Afghanistan 5200. civilians were killed but is that when. we pulled out yeah yeah that's different.

that was 8,800 were killed the year. before 8600 the year before that okay so. it's always more it's always more for. Afghanistan the year we pulled out was. horrific though soldiers though if you. just do Western. soldiers it's a very similar number but. what it was it's not in civilians okay. so it's it's people in Afghanistan that. are killed Western soest soldiers it's. comparable that must be what I read but. still even thinking about an American. city not even American city the south.

side of an American city a major. Metropolitan City versus a [ __ ] War. torn country right it's a country that I. mean it's a city rather that Frank. Sinatra wrote a song about it was his. kind of. town right my kind of town sh have you. heard AI convert Frank Sinatra uh into. uh Eminem So Frank Sinatra is singing. Lose Yourself oh my God it's perfect. does it sound amazing it's it's amazing.

yeah it's amazing have you heard it. Jamie yeah you don't think it's amazing. look at his face his face I'm super. cynical on all the AI stuff his face. yeah he rolled his eyes [ __ ] it. sounds cool but when would you ever want. to are you going to choose to listen to. that any day I do a loop in my house all. day long today it's a cool like. experiment off often but like it's never. really like good no you're right it's. interesting though yeah to me it's. fascinating how competent it is how here. it is listen listen how good this is I. hope this is the right.

one uh this is actually not what we. thought that was what do you mean that. was a cover by someone. singing who is that it says the guy's. name right here oh it's not AI no that. was like a Lou singer yeah oh he's great. keep him going who is this guy well is. that that guy that covers all of the. songs well so there that's Richard. Cheese yeah that's I think do we have a. problem here with like sound stuff. YouTube [ __ ] is that what this is that. we can't play that I that I don't I. don't know if anyone's got their rights.

to cut that out just so we don't get in. trouble and just say who the guy is we. we'll cut that out we'll edit that out. so we don't get in trouble who's the guy. I don't know that we would I don't. that's a I don't think even know the. rules they always [ __ ] us man they [ __ ]. us when we were from playing a song and. they come after oh yeah you could play. like two what is his name Ben Dunhill is. the Ben dun singer name damn that's good. I thought so I saw a YouTube reel or an. Instagram re so there is but I that's. why I said I play I just chose the wrong. one was all when I clicked oh well that.

one was. really this is the thing that I saw see. that's the same thing the cover see some. people got tricked by the cover they got. tricked damn Ben he's doing a ganger. you're so good let me hear this so what. Chad brought up though is this guy from. like early Napster days Richard Cheese. in the lounge Against the Machine went. super viral yeah I remember that guy he. was doing these Lounge versions of like. raing machine right right right Prodigy. and all sorts of fun the thing about. that guy is though he sounded exactly. like.

Sinatra yeah might be this Ben Dunhill. guy yeah I mean that sounded like an AI. Sinatra that's why that it tricked that. guy on that video that I saw wow how. good is that dude thank you for catching. that there's a lot of people online that. are willing to repost anything and just. say this is what this is just for they. get so much money for engagement farming. is what it's called so yeah I was. reading something about that I was. reading something about someone was. talking about how they make money on. Instagram and that they're making. thousands of dollars a month on. Instagram and with engagement that's why.

they post so much someone say why you. post so much well he's like I make money. this is like a business for me like this. isn't and I'm like what how much money. can you make on. Instagram I me if also if you you'd be. doing Tik Tok on YouTube too you'd be. make th thousands of dollars for about. an hour of work a day yeah why would you. rather regular work yeah no [ __ ] I have. people that do uh like we go through one. of my albums and then they'll they'll. actually make it into a sketch where. they play all of the parts me my. children whatever it is I'm talking.

about and then they put that out and tag. me in it and it's like I don't they make. they make money off of it that's wild. and then then I try to post something. and they say there's a copyright. infringement it's like that's my that's. [ __ ]. mine yeah the the legal e [ __ ] it all. gets real weird yeah it's just like I. get it there's a lot of people make but. there's a lot of people making money off. of other people's stuff too so I get. that why that would piss you off that. someone's taking your stuff I saw a. discussion today I think Marquez.

brownley was bringing it up that um he. pays a company to transcribe his videos. for YouTube uploads the transcription so. people can look at it and close. captioning and whatnot M there are now. companies that exist that can rip that. transcription off of YouTube I'm not. sure exactly how and then they're. uploading that as blog posts ooh and. then they make you know ad Revenue off. of a blog post that they did no work to. there's so many blog posts that are. clearly either made by AI or by foreign. people that don't totally understand. English because the way they phrase.

things is Goofy and they do like. celebrity news like sometimes you get. suckered into clicking on a link like. you read like a legitimate story and. then underneath there's a sponsored link. why is John Travolta homeless like what. John Travolta's. homeless he you got me he got me and. then you get sucked in like uh the 10. people that have aged the worst over the. last 20 years like what's going on here. what is happening here people who lie. about plastic surgery and you go and. look at oh my goodness you [ __ ] liar.

and then you get sucked in and it's like. next next next next so it's each each. one you click they get a new click you. know they get a new it's not like it's. not all in one page it's in multiple. Pages there's multiple hits and then. they're getting the ad Revenue off of. that we had a guy back in the day that. went to jail because he rigged something. so that every time you went to his. website if you afterwards bought. something from Amazon it would credit. his account like you went through his. website his website link to get Amazon.

you get like a percentage Yeah so he. like put like a cookie in someone in. your computer or something I don't know. exactly how I don't want to say how it. went but this guy got went to jail. because he was making money that really. wasn't his money sure so instead of. someone saying hey like I don't know if. they still do this but the way it used. to do is they would say hey if you want. to support this podcast use our Amazon. link on our website and we get a cut. back from Amazon every time you use it. and so they would do it as a way to.

support and then it would also it would. probably facilitate some impulse. purchases that maybe you would never. make before like you go oh this guy's. got a great podcast I'm GNA help him out. by going to Amazon oh I can use socks. and then you start you start buying. things off Amazon it's so easy and then. you know so this guy would do that if. you would go to that Amazon link even if. you didn't buy anything thing it would. put like a cookie in your computer so. next time you went to Amazon oh [ __ ] it. was saying like oh he went through my. website they do that now with like uh if.

they go to my website or they go to your. videos stuff like that and then they can. they can send ads out to people that. have similar click patterns like all. that [ __ ] that just blows my mind yeah I. was reading a thing today that were. saying don't have an Amazon Alexa in. your. bedroom whoa you talking dirty to each. other Amazon Alexa is listening trying. to watch porn you're just listen to It's. the only way it works it has to listen. yeah do you use one of those no yeah no.

no way dude I always assume my phone's. listening to me too always and now I. know it is for sure at least with uh. where I think we don't know that when. you buy that like you've already agreed. to like right having a microphone around. you all the time yeah and you don't. think about it you just think oh what a. convenience I just ask Alexa and she'll. play a music for me and Alexa will turn. the lights down Alexa will do all these. things what a great thing to have. sometimes I'll just yell Alexa make my. daughter stop talking to me and she's. like we have an Alexa now it's like no.

just please [ __ ] take the hint well. if you talk [ __ ] to Siri Siri gets upset. like if you ask like you get rude with. Siri Siri will go there's no reason to. talk like that why are you talking to me. Siri Siri has like that's we're you know. maybe a month away from that being. implemented completely on your iPhone. right isn't the new iPhone 18 iOS 18. doesn't that have like a much more. advanced Siri that I'll have. conversations with you we'll find out. when we get to use it that's for sure. well you could use it right now right. can't use the beta if you wanted to you. want to get crazy I would not assume.

that it worked perfectly but yeah might. I don't know I bet by the time they're. letting people try the beta it's. probably pretty good I think uh Marcus. brownley uh just released a video where. he was examining uh iOS 18 the pros and. cons of it the things that it can do it. can make text messages with a satellite. now so if you're in a place that has no. you can send out a text message via. satellite not just an SOS but like you. could send a specific text to people can. also make people very lonely because.

you're going to be talking to this robot. yeah that's going to be weird it's like. the movie Her oh yeah yeah it's that's. one 100% going to happen and by the way. Scarlett Johansson she sued was it which. one was it chat gpg yeah or was she. actually went through with it but yeah. she was uh open AI the company so they. were asking her they could use her voice. and she said no and then they used a. voice that's exactly like her voice oh. not exactly pretty close close enough.

close enough where she decided she was. going to sue is it her sh from like. other Clips well it's her from no it's. another person okay but her contention. is they got a person to sound like her. which people have sued for before right. like didn't Kim Kardashian Sue because. they had a Kim Kardashian lookalike did. a commercial when Kim wouldn't do it oh. interesting yeah so so if like you won't. do something they can get someone who. looks super similar to you to do it and. then they'll go [ __ ] [ __ ] you I'm suing. you people were sending me a car.

commercial for a while that I had to. listen to it twice cuz I thought it was. me oh wow and they didn't even ask me. the first time oh wow they just like. wait no no no I mean they weren't trying. to use my voice at all but they Ed. someone who sounded so much like it it. was crazy a lot of people thought like. hey man congrats on that commercial I. was like what's that now yeah the. Scarlet Johansson thing we played it now. that I'm thinking about it when I play. when we played it here it was different. because um she was the voice of her. right so she was the voice that walking.

Phoenix falls in love with but the clip. that we played was her like bedtime. talking you know like he was laying in. bed and I think she had like more of a. raspy time to go to sleep voice whereas. in you know the regular chat GPT. implementation is like Scarlet at the. office okay did you ever see that movie. where she becomes a God what's it called. you remember. Lucy yeah yeah yeah seen that a wild. [ __ ] movie man that's a fun movie man. she is one of those one of those.

actresses where if I see her on the. picture of the movie I'll watch it she's. compelling yeah she was great in this. movie Under the Skin it was an indie. sci-fi film and she played an alien okay. she played this alien that seduced men. and like drowned them in another. dimension it's very hard to describe. exactly how it did but she she was naked. walking to them and they were just. slowly drowning it was a crazy movie. movie like a really weird movie but. she's an alien she comes from another. planet and she's really hot and she like. seduces these.

men under the skin yeah I will be this. is it's a crazy crazy movie watching. that so I don't know if the alien did. that to her and then she and then it. became her I don't remember how it. worked or she just assumed that it was. really good though it very original like. original movie like you watch it like. woo but again hot. [Laughter]. like ruin your life hot yeah like change. your plans move to another state hot you.

know there's there's certain women that. they lock eyes with you you're in real. trouble oh man that happened to me I got. her and moved to Minnesota oh that was. pretty sick that is pretty sick yeah and. she's still there congratulations than. thank you yeah sometimes it works you. never know but the thing is like if. she's an alien and she really just wants. to drown you in another dimension I. [ __ ] like. you might have to yeah you might I mean. what you going to live. forever no you're not you're sure not at. least you go out in a very.

unconventional and pretty amazing way. you're people going be talking about. that forever if they know if they ever. find out about vultur can't find me if. I'm way under an interdimensional water. system what do you think is going on. with all this UFO talk you think it's. all nonsense I don't even know about it. you don't pay attention at all not. really wow cuz I if they want to come. get me let's go but like when you see. all this like disclosure talk talk on. television they're talking to Congress. and you don't pay attention to any of. that [ __ ] not really for I I wait until. the end cuz it's like right it's like I.

tell my kids all the time don't borrow. worry from around the bend right it's. like if you're going to have to worry. about it you're going to have to [ __ ]. worry about it yeah I'm not necessarily. worried about the alien thing I'm more. interested sure I'm like what is this. what the [ __ ] is going on you know what. what how much of this is nonsense it's. not 0% so okay what how much of it is. real so you do think that people are. coming down or other I think it's highly. likely that the universe is way Stranger.

than we think it is way stranger and I. don't even know if it's as conventional. as a thing gets in a ship and flies here. from another place sure I think it might. be interdimensional traveling it might. be something that's always been here. there's that thought because there's so. many instances of things like what we. think of that are in like the babat Gita. and these ancient texts there are.

thousands and thousands of years old and. they're talking about things that fly in. the sky flying chariots flying things. that have gods in them like what is that. what's that all about comets shooting. stars could be for sure some of them. probably right some of these things that. people see streaking across the sky they. see something extraordinary lights up. the sky and then mythology gets attached. that right and then people you know 10. years from now tell that story and then. other people tell the story that's told. to them by the people that were there.

and then that gets a little twisted up. like a game of telephone there's some of. that too but then there's also. uniformity there's uniformity to the. descriptions of the movements of the. ships and and what these things do and. what why they're interested in us what. they say gets very weird it gets very. weird to the point it's like okay if. this is a mass illusion if this is a. creation of the mind like Carl Young. thought it was a creation of the Mind. thought it was some sort of an illusion. that people conjure up in their mind but.

it's just like a common illusion it's. just like it's there in the human psyche. yeah but then there's also like physical. evidence of these things the physical. evidence is when things get real weird. because they're like if you're telling. the truth then this isn't totally an. illusion or maybe it's all those things. maybe it's total [ __ ] lies people. with myths that make up myths about. comets and natural disasters and all. kinds of other stuff and also. interdimensional beings occasionally and.

then also things that I've always been. here occasionally and then also things. for another planet occasionally I mean. all things are it's not binary right. it's not either UFOs or [ __ ] or you. know they're real 100% it's like it. might be all those things everything. combined that's what I think a lot of. people struggle with is. it can be yes and yes yeah it doesn't. have to be yes and no yeah there could. be a lot of things going on. simultaneously and we can't be con we're.

concentrating on one some of them I 100%. am convinced are government drones that. work on some incredibly sophisticated. propulsion system that probably doesn't. have a person in it but they probably. can move at Fantastic speeds using some. new novel propulsion system that they. don't want to release to the public and. they probably don't know how to. weaponize it yet so they're probably. flying these things around and insane. rates of speed they just can't put guns. on them yet you know they can't figure.

out how to shoot people with them but so. they just they're just [ __ ] with them. and then I think that's the reason why. they keep getting sighted over these. military spaces I think they try them. out on the troops just like they try out. vaccines in the troops just like they. try out burn pits you know they didn't. test burn pits to make sure that people. weren't going to get sick if they're. just breathing in toxic fumes from all. the garbage from thousands of troops and. they just did it you know and I think. they probably do the same thing with. everything they just try [ __ ] out yeah I. also wonder if you hear something if it.

makes you think it like when I watched. Blair Witch Project oh yeah I went into. it was dark when I got home it was light. when I left and dark when I got home and. I sprinted and all of a sudden you think. you're seeing [ __ ] people in the. corner turned around and you go well. that can't be right you know yeah so. once it's in your head maybe you keep. seeing it definitely sure yeah things in. the woods things you see in the woods. that's probably what Bigfoot is gets in. your head I would think yeah you go. looking for that [ __ ] giant hairy man.

yeah you see a tree kind of Bend with. the wind and you're like what the [ __ ]. was that yeah the thing about Bigfoot. that's really interesting though is that. Native Americans have a bunch of. different names for them there's a lot. of names for them and they don't really. have a lot of fake animals they don't. it's not a common trait in North. American culture to um in any uh Native. American culture cult rather to worship. a bunch of different things or to talk. about a bunch of different things that. aren't real like mostly they were. talking about real things and then.

Spirits right like they would talk about. the different spirits of the sky and. spirits of the Sun and nature they're. essentially talking about Mother Earth. and God and Gaia nature but they didn't. have like fake animals they did have. Bigfoot yeah there's a lot of lot of. there's a lot of Bigfoot that makes you. go I think at one point in time it was. real I think at one point think there. were a bunch of them yeah well they know. there was a real thing right they know. there's a thing called gigantopithecus. and gigantopithecus existed alongside.

human beings for sure 100% and it was a. bipedal hominid that was between 8 and. 10 ft tall and it was like in the. orangutang genus and this thing was. discovered in the. 19 I want to say 1920s or 1930s uh in an. apothecary shop in China an. anthropologist was there there and he. found these massive primate teeth and uh. he instantly knew that they didn't. belong to a gorilla they didn't belong. to any known primate and he's like where.

did you get these and so they took them. to the site and they started digging. they found jaw bones that indicated that. it was bipedal something about the. position of the jaw that indicate this. thing stood up on two legs and by by the. size of it and then they found some. other bones I think they have a very. incomplete skeleton of these things but. they know that it was a real animal and. they know that it existed as recently I. believe it was 100,000 years ago for. sure but it could be way more way more.

current there's just no bones available. so then you think that thing was real. stories got passed on and then people. started seeing it okay yeah probably I. could get behind that yeah also where it. existed makes sense because if you think. about the sightings the sightings are. all in the Pacific Northwest right the. Pacific Northwest if you follow that up. past Alaska which also has a lot of s. then you go across the bearing land. bridge right in Asia was where this. thing existed it kind of makes sense and. then the more they find out about people.

on in North America they used to think. that all people came across the bearing. land bridge they don't think that. anymore there's so many there's so much. so much evidence of people that were. here 25,000 years ago there's Footprints. in in the ground like in mud that. they've they' now carbon dated to more. than 20 plus thousand years old and so. that's just just what we have right. that's just the footprint that we got. lucky and got from 20 who's to say that. there's not people that were here 50,000. years ago 100,000 years ago so now.

you've got Bigfoots real right because. if those people really were alive and. while those people were alive so if you. go back just go back 20,000 right if you. go back 20,000 years ago you're dealing. with North American Lions which were the. biggest lions on Earth bigger than. African lions you have saber-tooth. tigers you have giant sloths you have. all these enormous animals that don't. exist here anymore and this was all in. North America alongside people it just.

kind of makes sense that you would have. a Bigfoot you'd have a giganto epeus at. the same at least a few of them. especially up there up there where. they're like they're it's thickly dense. forest seems like if you're a big. [ __ ] Plante eating [ __ ] that's. where you would live you would live. there it just totally makes sense that. they probably existed just like all. these other things you know they don't. find a whole lot unless they're in the. Tar Pits they don't find a whole lot of. like saber-tooth tigers they don't find.

a whole lot of things that existed. before 25 35,000 years ago except. dinosaurs of course so who knows oh man. I would love if the afterlife you were. just there for an hour hooked you up to. a [ __ ] cord put everything that. happened in there so you know right and. then that's out lights out what would. you do if you had a chance to to be. get that cord hooked in and see an hour. of any point in the history of the earth. what would you go to oh well I was. saying all of it within an hour it just.

like yeah like when Keo re knows Kung Fu. [ __ ] yeah that would be fun but if you. could go and see one point in history in. the history of Earth where would you. go I think I'd. probably oh that's a great question. I mean this is going to proba be lame. but I'd like to World War II that's not. lame at all I'd like to see I'd like to. see the the Genesis of it all and then.

and then throughout and all the all the. hidden conversations that were taking. place you remember the opening scene. Saving Private Ryan oh my God yeah that. was the first opening scene that was the. first scene of a war that made me think. this is probably what it was like back. then for those guys yeah I didn't say. one word I went to a matina and I didn't. say another word till I woke up the next. day bro it was so heavy brutal it was so. brutal and so graphic and so intense.

when that [ __ ] guy doesn't kill the. German at the. end I mean I Furious yeah like breathing. with my. shoulders it's crazy [ __ ] movie man. and. only a tiny fraction of how crazy it. really was I'm sure yeah for sure the. did the exist existance of like being. there and and seeing it happen and being. a part of it [ __ ] man and then they had. to come back and they had to actually.

live lives yeah and and no coaching. right you just come back what they call. Shell Shock back then I don't even want. to see this dude yeah this is wild I. don't want to see. this speaking of which how about that. President how about that Trump. fell how crazy is this is is if there's. ever been. a real indication that we're in a. simulation it's like this season of USA. yeah is the craziest season that's ever.

existed there's so many twists and turns. so many plots yeah so many villains so. many incompetent bumbling fools that. you're like there's no way that lady's a. Heartbeat Away from the president. there's no way there's no way someone is. not telling her to stop saying that same. thing over and over again what can be. unburdened by what has been like she. just says it over and over and over. again this this isn't real this is. writing someone wrote this this it it.

seems like a script when a when a. president that is giving a speech gets. shot in the ear and then stands up and. goes full John Bender at the end of. Breakfast Club bro he pumps his fist in. the air that was a crazy and says fight. fight fight and when the [ __ ] guy. who's a photographer is a wizard that. guy who got that photograph find out his. name cuz this guy's award-winning. photograph the flag above it yes and the. angle that he got it like where he was. standing when he took the photo it's one.

of the most iconic photos of all time he. had a GoPro on while he was doing it. watch move in position of uh take it wow. that's nuts man that's nuts so you could. see as the bullets start flying this. [ __ ] dude doesn't even. duck he still got his camera out he's. right behind Trum and he's just got his. camera out that is so gangster I mean. you want to talk about getting the shot. no matter what he's running around there. could be bullets flying his.

way I would think you're holding up. something black in your hand that's. pointed at the president you [ __ ]. should get. shot I. mean the Trump story is right out of a. movie and I'm hoping it's not a steeve. King movie this came out while we've. been recording Secret Service ramped up. security after receiving Intel of. Iranian plot to assassinate Trump no. known connection to shooting oh they.

ramped that up and so they ignored the. roof 150 yards away yeah there's so many. things where you just go what the [ __ ]. what the [ __ ] dude all of it all of it. and there's so much of it that seems. fake like the the female secret service. agent that can't holster her weapon have. you seen this she's like moving around. all radically and tries to holster a. weapon she can't get it in there and she. can't figure out how to put in there and. she stops for a minute and she just. tries back to do it again and it looks. so fake is she an actress no it looks.

like an actress though it looks like if. you were going to have a bumbling person. in a movie like almost like a comedy of. errors or a Cohen Brothers movie about. an assassination attempt on a president. you have this lady look here watch watch. what her gun look look she gets her gun. out she tried to put it in there she. couldn't do it and she's thinking about. putting it back in there she finally. gets it in. there like the whole thing it's like. look at her look at her fumbling around. the the whole thing is crazy the erratic.

movements no one knows exactly what to. do it seems fake yeah that's an audition. I could nail yeah it seems like okay now. you're you're panicking you don't know. what the [ __ ] is going on you really. shouldn't be here go you're like where I. put my gun I get done you want Secret. Service cool calm collected you know. High ready with the gun scanning the. area looking left and right you want. them like Swift decisive movements you. don't want to see any of this [ __ ]. squirrly trying to put the gun back in.

it seems pain when you see the Ragan. shot it is just a bunch of people moving. they dive on him yeah bang dive on him. this seemed it's almost seems like as. this simulation gets further and further. along it gets more and more. insane yeah look at at this yeah they. dive they di guy. immediately they get his gun.

immediately and Reagan survives yeah. which is also. crazy the the Trump one is just so nuts. too like if he turns his head at the. last second and the bullet grazes his. ears if he didn't it hits the back of. his head and he's dead and then we fall. in chaos and who knows what the [ __ ]. happens big chaos and then people think. that the Biden administration had Trump. killed and then there's these questions. like how the [ __ ] does this 20-year-old. kid climb on that roof 150 yard away and. no one sees him well that one guy was.

pointing at him the whole time he's like. pointing to's like he's right there and. they're yelling He's Got a Gun there's a. guy in the prone position on a roof 150. yards away from the former. president the whole thing's nuts the. whole the whole thing stinks of either. incompetence uh or a design. or we're in The Matrix like this is a. [ __ ] fake movie it seems like almost. to watch this the most uh.

bombastic and uh manly of presidents you. know the for a lack of a better term to. see him with these two female bumbling. Secret Service agents especially the one. to see that to see everything happened. the way just to see that they knew this. guy was on the roof that to hear that. that guy had pointed his rifle before. that at a cop so the cop engaged him he. pointed the rot bill and the cop ran. away the guy climbed the roof with a. ladder you can see the ladder the whole.

thing is bananas he's 20 years old and. then you find out he was in a Black Rock. commercial you're. like am I is this the Black Mirror like. tell me what's going on is this real is. this real and then Trump goes golfing. with a bandage on his ear the next day. yeah and then the the putt when he made. the putt Jesus CHR did you hear this. quote no he said uh that's the. difference between me and the shooter I. don't. miss like this isn't a real person and. then now you have people flooding from. the left being like all right yeah.

that's a good quote I'll I'll do this. there's people that are like okay he won. like they've just given in they're not. even going to try to run anybody other. than Biden now they were trying to get. Biden out and now I think they've. abandoned that well I don't I wonder if. they're doing the old like uh you know. train the boxer as a as a southpaw I. just I read that golf story too this is. not the first time there's a lot of golf. accounts that put out fake [ __ ] oh and. that Jamie stop ruining our dreams I. just want to add you son of a [ __ ] that.

was not seemingly real Jamie plays a lot. of golf and he gets very touchy when it. comes to golf and he's called [ __ ]. that's fair it it just came from a. Reddit post that people screenshotted. there was no no pictures no nothing else. well tou young troll touche happens a. lot you got your [ __ ] story mentioned. on the podcast that's me youit you can. get me very easily I did read that too. the whole thing is so wild there's video. of the kid um in the the Black Rock. commercial and you're like what and this.

the video of a kid like they're they're. saying he's getting bullied in high. school but it doesn't seem like he's. being bullied it seems like everyone's. having fun because he's talking about. how he has a 10-inch penis and they're. they're just filming each other it looks. like they're having fun and you're. looking like how is it two years later. this guy tries to kill Trump like what. happened yeah and then you find out he. was a registered. Republican like what you know High. School those 10-inch dick guys always. getting. bullied he was saying it funny it was.

like he's trying to be funny you know. yeah I got a 10-inch penis I mean he. wasn't saying like I definitely have a. 10-inch dick it was like he's it didn't. seem like he was being bullied I mean. obviously I saw one clip who knows what. the [ __ ] the full context of it is but. right 20 20 years old and he's got this. this idea and he pulls it off he. actually gets a shot off and nicks him. and then they kill him like you're. seeing this 20-year-old kid his life is. over like somehow or another he talked. himself into trying to assassinate the.

president as a lone gunman in. Pennsylvania got on top of a roof either. through sheer. incompetence or some other for some. other reason he actually gets a shot off. and the president just moves his head at. the right time like the whole thing is. if it was in a movie I'd be like shut. the [ __ ] up that'll make you believe in. God that's the God's up there when he's. going like I don't want to talk to this. guy yet he's a lot yeah I don't want him. up here I want I'm the greatest angel or.

maybe he wants him here to expose how. crazy our political system really is. because the only way we find out how. coordinated everything is whether you're. a trump fan or not whether even if you. hate Trump put that aside for a second. and just look at how much coordination. there is in the media to go after him. and it exposes like this this thing. where you have to step back and go wait. a minute hold on a. second what what's really going on like.

what whether you hate that guy or not. hate him hate him think he's a crook. hate him think he's a lie hate him don't. you think it's weird that they're all in. lock step with the way they talk about. him even with things that aren't true. like especially like the Russia. collusion hoax that they all talked. about for years and years I thought it. was real I thought like he colluded with. Russia and that was like the crazy thing. about him winning the presidency oh my. God he worked with Russia maybe Russia. has something on him you kept hearing. about it right that was just [ __ ].

and they went through that for years and. year and then you start going okay what. else is coordinated where everybody is. saying like how about the nordstream. pipeline you know Seymour H says we blew. it up like esteemed journalist is like. no matter what they say I am telling you. this was our doing we blew this up this. wasn't some other country this wasn't. Russia they wouldn't blow up their own. pipeline we blew it up and but every. newspaper is like this is [ __ ] CU we. this is impossible it could not happen.

this was this was Russian disinformation. Russian disinformation you hear it about. like every story it's like so hard to. understand like what is the motivation. to getting these stories out are is are. these narratives created by the real. government that runs everything and then. like tells the news organizations that. are in business with them what to say. and what to do knows I mean that's where. it get spooky you get like you're voting. for a guy who isn't doing much when he. gets there I mean there's a lot of.

people around that are making these. things and I will tell you I still. believe some of the Russian [ __ ] because. you've heard me [ __ ] misquote the. golf thing I mean I still believe a lot. of [ __ ] I hear oh I do all the time I. they get me all the time there's so many. stories that I'm sure [ __ ] that I've. pared but if Trump if Trump wouldn't. play the political game if he wouldn't. put the people on the Supreme Court know. it's his job when he's in there but if. he wouldn't do any of that [ __ ] he's. definitely the come out on stage and be. like waving papers you guys aren going. to [ __ ] believe this yeah and tell.

everybody everything he is if he wasn't. doing that other stuff but the the only. way he gets any support is if he does. that other stuff too like you got to. understand about Trump he was a liong. lifelong Democrat yeah lifelong which is. so weird wasn't it the when he was. starting to run for president wasn't he. still like wasn't he when he started. talking about it still a Democrat yes I. believe so well he had a very close. relationship to the clintons to the. point where he paid them to come to his. wedding or his daughter's wedding or one. of those things like you would pay them.

and they would come to weddings and. events and he would go to events you. know that was like the famous thing that. was at the white house uh Correspondence. Dinner you remember that the White House. Press correspondence dinner was always. supposed to be this thing where. comedians would do it and they would. like Michelle wolf did it one year. [ __ ] crushed it remember crushed it. so hard and they would go up and they. would Trump was by the way the first guy. to not do it like you not making fun of. me which is kind of a [ __ ] move but.

every other president got roasted and. one time uh what during the White House. Press correspondence thing Obama went on. stage and he roasted Trump and one of. the lines he said to Trump he said I'm. one thing that you'll never be which is. the president of the United States. because this is when Trump was trying to. claim that Obama's from Kenya. yeah the berther stuff which is wild. that stuff was wild you know he was like. like saying he knows for sure that Obama. came from Kenya and then there's people.

that were like examining photoshops of. the bir certificate it was a crazy. conspiracy and that was you know he was. roasting Trump in the audience and you. could see Trump in his head going okay. I'm going to [ __ ] run now like that. might have been the thing that got him. to run like legitimately that's how. crazy crazy that guy is that one moment. where Obama was talking [ __ ] to him. might be the reason why Trump was like. I'll [ __ ] show you cuz you do not.

want that [ __ ] guy on your bad side. well this is the first time I've ever. meant this but thanks Obama. whoops what a crazy turn of again seems. like it's written seems like a script. seems like a simulation see that [ __ ]. really does it really does so much of it. really does so much of life really feels. like a simulation and the thing about. the this Trump stuff and just all of the.

this this stuff that's happening with. social media and AI the guy who's at the. helm of one of the biggest social media. networks in the world is Elon Musk Elon. Musk said that the odds of us not being. in the simulation are in the. billions h he believes wholeheartedly. that we're in a simulation see if you. can find him saying that because it's. such a Nutty quote because when someone.

says that you go oh yeah maybe but when. Elon Musk says that and he says it. definitively he says it like with pure. confidence and he's no hyperbole he's. just stating it like this is something. I've analyzed this is something I've. thought about for a long. time yeah but he also made that cyber. truck do you like it or not I just it's. uh I it looks like you can't be. penetrated with a bullet you can't be. penetrated with a bullet and they're fun. to drive you ever driven one mm I've. driven a a Tesla normal but this is.

different same thing it it defies time. doesn't make sense it goes so fast for. something that's so big [ __ ] fast and. it's bulletproof it's like it's crazy. but it's the kind of thing that you. would make if you're that guy like let's. make a [ __ ] steel truck that's. bulletproof. yeah simulation here it is do you. entertain. that well the argument for the. simulation I think is quite strong.

because if you assume any Improvement at. all over time any Improvement 1% 1% just. extend the time frame make it a thousand. years a million years the universe is. 13.8 billion years. old what would civilization if you count. it if you're very generous civilization. is maybe 7 or 8,000 years old if you. count it from the first. writing this is nothing this is nothing.

um. so if you assume any rate of improvement. at. all then games will be indistinguishable. from. reality or civilization will end one of. those two things will occur. therefore we are most likely in a. simulation so this is on my podcast he. said that but then there was another. interview where he was being questioned.

like what are the odds and he said the. odds of us not being in a simulation are. in the. billions he firmly believes it but it. might be what the universe is which we. were talking about how the universe is. stranger I think the universe is. stranger than we think it is that might. be why it might be because it's not. totally real or nothing is totally real. the idea of totally real is not real. like our concept of things being real is. even if you like look at quantum physics. right which I definitely going to.

butcher but there's the observer effect. there's this thing that they do where. they look at things on a Quantum level. and when you're looking at them and. measuring them they have a different. reaction there's something that's going. on where we're interacting with. matter where it's it doesn't make any. sense like at the the if you get down to. like the lowest levels of understandable. reality you get into subatomic particles. and then you have spooky action at a. distance where these things are somehow.

or another they're connected in in vast. spaces but they interact with each other. instantaneously and if you take photons. and photons are quantumly entangled they. figured out how to take some sort of a. super sophisticated image of photons. that are quantum entangled they look. like a yin and a Yang like exact. it's the wildest thing you see it you're. like what the f you should see J Jamie. find is it that golden ratio thing is it. part of that the golden ratio is.

different the golden the Golden Ratio is. like there's like things like the. Fibonacci sequence there's like. mathematical ratios that exist in all of. nature this is this is quantum. entanglement this is like two photons. that are quantumly entangled and when. they get this like super sophisticated. Imaging of this thing it looks like a. yin and yangang like exactly that's. pretty sweet Jamie will find it so do we. all you think we all have a different uh. simulation like this is what I'm seeing.

but in someone else's simulation I'm the. I'm very poor I'm living somewhere else. I'm doing this probably all things are. happening simultaneously and you're just. in this one right now and I'm not even. sure if you're in the same one that you. were in yesterday that's where it gets. weird I think when you go to bed like. who the [ __ ] knows what happen happens. you're closing your eyes and. disappearing who is to say that you are. coming back in the exact same place you. might have been born today your whole. life everything that exists might have.

been a creation that did not exist 12. hours ago you might have woken up here. it is look at that that is pretty insane. [ __ ]. insane it looks exactly like a yin and a. Yang Duality and harmony. that's the Chinese symbol for Duality. and Harmony and that is literally. Quantum entangled. photons like there's so many things like. that in sacred geometry and when when.

they're looking at all this like the. just the smallest things they could. measure you're getting to Magic. subatomic particles are [ __ ] magic. they're what are they doing they're in a. super position what the [ __ ] does that. mean well they're moving and they're. still at the same time like what are you. even saying what does that mean they. blink in out of existence they go away. they come back they move around you. don't know where the [ __ ] they went like. what is this it's magic it's basically. something that can't exist anywhere else. other than in the quantum state but.

that's the B that's like the base of. everything like Everything You Touch Is. Nothing there's nothing there it's. mostly nothing and yet it's Oak. tables I we might be misunderstanding. what happened here a little how so we. went over that with who do we go over. that with I know but it says that they. I'm rereading we went over it with Eric. Weinstein didn't we. um it said so that yinyang was. programmed into. it recovering enough information to.

recreate a ying-yang symbol programmed. into the photon generating apparatus. applying tricks of holography the res. researchers were able to read positional. information into interference of two. separated light waves recovering enough. information to recreate a yin-yang. symbol programmed into the photon. generating apparatus yeah but I I don't. think they're saying they programed that. into it if you if you see what they're. saying the researchers were able to read. positional information in the inter.

interference of two separated light. waves recovering enough information to. recreate a yin-yang symbol programmed. into the photon generating apparatus I. think they're saying that they're. recreating this symbol based on what's. Happening I don't think they're saying. they progam it program it to look like. that my guess is that they're doing that. so that they were looking so they knew. what they were looking for it says as. simple as the yin-yang looks in this. single static image represents a.

significant leap in measuring numerous. Quantum States in a short time don't you. think that Eric Weinstein would have. picked up on that if that's what it was. saying I'm even go back to that stop go. back to what it just said there because. I wanted to read the next the next uh. where were you down here no no a little. lower this it this method is. exponentially faster than previous. techniques requiring only minutes or. seconds instead of days what importantly. the detection time is not influenced by. the Symmetry complexity a solution to.

the long-standing scalability challenge. in projective Tomy tomography okay we're. too dumb it looks like they were looking. at them and then figured out how to map. them by what they were looking at and. then could program it right isn't. Quantum all sorts of directions not just. XY it's a flat to the image you know and. it's like all the dimensions so it's in. super space and up and down and left and. right it's just flat well how much can. they see of a photon right like what is. a okay let's look look at this like give.

me an image Google image of a photon. let's see what the [ __ ] they can. say I mean all this stuff is how about. neutrinos they're passing through the. Earth like passing through us right now. from space I felt that what like what is. this is that what it looks like I don't. know what is that left shapes are. photons crazier than that one bro look. at that hologram of a single. Photon what just that alone okay if that.

is the that's the [ __ ] that's at the. bottom you keep looking in the. ingredients individual points in a. picture traditional photography merely. register light intensity the. interference phenomena also registers. the phase of the light waves in. traditional holography a well-described. undisturbed reference wave is. superimposed with another wave of the. wavelength reflected off a. three-dimensional object when a hologram. is generated interference occurs as a. result of the phase variations between. the two waves resulting in a complicated.

pattern of lines that's a lot of words. yeah I don't know what the [ __ ] I just. said that's the problem we're too dumb. we're too uneducated to really. understand what the [ __ ] they're saying. but that's a that's like they can trick. you yeah yeah man it's all about Jesus. Jesus is the base of it all there's a. lot of people believe that second maybe. in their world maybe if you here here's. where it gets really screwy right maybe. if you believe in Jesus it's. real like maybe that's what religion is. really all about maybe the thing is not.

oh I can prove that there's no God maybe. if you believe there's a God there's a. God like it might this that's how weird. the simulation might be well I think. it's a brilliant move because if you. believe there's a God you're never going. to know you're wrong right because it's. like ghost to dark also Jordan Peterson. he has this very interesting perspective. on this he says I won't tell you whether. or not I believe in a God but I act as. if God is real and if you act as if God.

is real you will have a better. life which is almost like that thing of. the Muse right like is the muse a real. thing that gives you ideas I don't know. but I do know that if I sit in front of. my computer on a regular basis and I. dedicate myself to writing ideas come to. me yeah and I don't know if that's just. like I don't know if creativity is like. endurance I don't know if it's like a. physical quality that you possess. because of work I don't know to me God.

is like year round Santa it's like go to. sleep be nice he's keeping a list yeah. that God that kind of God but what about. the universe as God there's some. creative force that absolutely exists. and it's called the universe it. literally makes all the stars it. literally makes black holes it literally. makes carbon-based life forms in. goldilock zones on planets like ours it. makes it the universe made us so if if.

you wanted to find evidence of a God the. universe is God it makes sense that it. would be God it it is everything we want. it to be a person we want it to be like. a guy with rules right but there are. some kind of rules right as as human. beings when we interact with each other. incorrectly we feel bad mhm when we. interact with each other correctly we. get things done together we we spread. love we spread joy we spread happiness. and that's a lot of the tenants of.

religion are preaching that so it's. almost like there's some guidelines that. these people who had figured some. Whisper of what God is out and they. wrote it down on these animal skins and. they locked them up in a [ __ ] Clay. Pot in cumon and they found them and. deciphered them andan that's what it is. right that's what scrolls are I whatever. that is is then literally interpretated. and it's interpretated by zealots and. it's interpreted by people that use it.

to control people's behavior and it's. interpreted in a manner that controls. large populations. and and forces people to be subjugated. like that is the whole reason why the. revolution when uh Martin Luther created. did a phonetic version of the Bible and. others were doing at the same time as. well or similar time periods people were. freaking out because now the Bible was. available to people that didn't read. Latin so now the Bible is available in.

German and the people and then guys like. Martin Luther were saying interpret the. Bible as you will and the priests were. like no you [ __ ] don't we'll [ __ ]. kill you dude they're like you're. ruining our whole gig cuz their whole. gig was they were the power they were. the purveyors of control the [ __ ]. Pope ran the biggest army in the world. at one point in time the pope was. running Europe well Martin Luther he got. caught in a storm and then prayed to God. he goes if you get me out of this I'll. do this I'll start Lutheranism oh and. that's the ultimate I'll quit drinking.

you know what I'm saying it's like I. promise if you make me stop. puking. wow so that's all that I mean yeah man I. think at the base of it all there's a. story there's something that happened. that there's too many similarities and. even I always say this sorry if you. heard it but the people that like when. you in the Bible in the beginning there. was light what the [ __ ] is the big bang. that is the Big Bang mhm so maybe they.

kind of understood some things but they. talked about it it was a a oral. tradition for a thousand years before it. was even written down some of these. stories and some of these stories have. Origins where they're super similar in. other religions super similar. catastrophe Tales super similar like. there's Noah's Arc which is real similar. to The Epic of Gilgamesh which is real. like Thor is real similar to Jesus like. a lot of like real like what really.

happened and if it's the beginning and. it's light maybe it's maybe it's birth. maybe it's the beginning of somebody's. life could sure could be that too but I. find myself at the end of a drive like I. used to have to drive three hours to the. airport back and forth for 17 years. Jesus and I'd get home at dusk and deer. are everywhere and I'd just go no thank. you I don't believe in God but I just go. no thank you like I don't want to hit. one and then I get home and I would I'd. go H Universe thank you I mean it's so. there there's got to be something like. if you're nice to somebody niess comes.

back if you're a dick in traffic it. almost seems like all the shitty drivers. at once their [ __ ] beeper goes off. and they hit the road but if you're. decent in traffic seems to open up a. little bit for me anyways that's what. I've noticed depending on where you live. you live in LA you're [ __ ] no matter. what you're [ __ ] sure yeah I think. there's something to that but then. there's also babies that get killed in. drive-bys right yeah that's where that's. where it gets real confusing so I don't. think it's I don't think it's necessar I.

don't think it necessarily really makes. sense I think it kind of makes sense and. then it doesn't I there's a I just like. the UFO thing and just like everything. about human beings I think there's a lot. going on. simultaneously that's why I want that. hourlong plugin I don't want I don't. want eternal life you know how long that. is I mean come on I just want you might. have it no matter what I just want to. know and then that's it if you're living. a new life every time you wake up you. might get eternal life whether you like. it or. not that's what some people believe they.

believe that there's some religions that. believe you will do this life over and. over and over again until you get it. right well I've got some work to do hey. we all do yes I'm G to get a couple. extra CRA guess what if you get it all. right you're not going to get stand-up. comedy you know that's the problem we. are almost dooming ourselves to repeat. over and over and over again cuz cuz to. do our job correctly you have to step. out of line and you got to crack a few. eggs to make an. omet dude yeah it's uh comedy is is.

pretty who's the Jeff dunam you remember. him yeah sure so uh I was opening for. him in Miami and I just remember this. because uh this is the My ultimate egg. cracking the crowd hated me for 30. minutes o and so at the end of it all I. took my shoe off and I put my sock on my. hand and I go is this what you guys. wanted and I started doing that [ __ ]. Boo and then dunam comes back and he. goes this isn't going to work this week.

and I was like I didn't think so I'm. sorry but [ __ ] I I was just so pissed oh. that's funny that's funny you mock the. people that wanted the. puppet yeah they were not through that. happens though if you bring somebody on. the road you know and you're a big act. like a puppet act like a very specific. kind of act like they're like they don't. want to hear like your observations. about your relationship shut up no I. used to open for John Panet and I was I. was in really good shape and people. [ __ ] hated me I mean they used to. have to pull seats out of his rooms like.

if it was a 380 cap they'd have to bring. it down to 350 to make room for him to. move through the aisle well for his fans. oh God cuz they they would bring him. full cheesecakes from the Cheesecake. Factory oh my God yeah they were they. killing. him he was funny man. when I started in 1988 he was an. established professional and I remember. I saw him one night at Nick's comedy. stop and he was [ __ ] killing he had. this bit about going to a Chinese buffet.

you know that bit you've been here for. hour kicking him out was such a good bit. and he would crush he was one of those. guys too that he had the advantage of. looking funny CU he was just such a. round big Smiley Jolly fat guy that like. you smiled when you saw him like this. guy's gonna be fun he's the most. generous guy I ever met really I had I. had two kids living in Minnesota and he. goes I like you so I'm going to match. what the club pays you and I'm going to.

pay for uh part of your plane ticket oh. and I I would I don't think I wouldn't. have been able to keep doing comedy. without him oh that's very sweet and now. if you look up that Chinese bit they've. cut you know how for Clips you have to. cut laughter he just looks really racist. cuz they've cut all the laughter out so. it's just him like doing the doing the. accent they cut the LA door I think to. make it the right right time or. something I don't know but it's brutal. it's [ __ ] BR do that oh no cuz that. bit used to kill oh my God that didn't.

kill yeah I saw him do that bit in. Boston I was like oh my God he's a. monster and when you see something like. that when you you know 21 you've been. doing comedy for four months you're like. what yeah there were so many guys like. that in Boston at that time that were. just murderers they were so fastpaced. and they're punch Lin be bang bang bang. they had so much energy on stage like it. was a crazy time like you were saying. you have to in Boston cuz people don't. want that downtime yeah well I think. that's the case with all cold.

environments all like like I said New. York was a lot like that places where. people are [ __ ] dealing with some. [ __ ] they don't have time for your. nonsense y you know you can't be out. there [ __ ] although you can do a lot of. that now in New York you can get a away. with a lot of nonsense in the right. rooms yeah I think so they want nonsense. yeah they want they want you to sit and. pontificate for minute before you. actually say something else yeah they. want you to have put social justice. ahead of your your. laughter I have to do that like what if. I what if I just tell jokes what if I.

just say things I think are funny is. that okay too do I have to me what I'm. saying yeah instead and how about don't. laugh when you don't think it's funny. don't throw a fit just don't laugh and. I'll know and then laugh when it is some. guys have to find Their audience and. then once they find Their audience then. the people go for them for that kind of. comedy like that was the case with Mitch. Hedberg that's the case right now with. William Montgomery like William. Montgomery I don't know if you know him. oh can I tell you yeah I did Kill Tony. last night for the first time I didn't.

know anything about this guy and he just. [ __ ] screamed in my face I thought he. was going to punch me in the face so I'm. sitting there watching this guy and I'm. just like there's cameras on me what. happens if he hits me I'm just going to. have to sit here so you thought he was a. real Maniac Oh I thought he was insane. oh he's so funny when you see him do. stand up you get it like when you see. when and then when people become a fan. of his cuz he's got a huge following now. because of kill Tony and then when you. go see him Live Like The Black Keys came. and they did my podcast and they were. going to come to the club afterwards. they said dude can William Montgomery.

come is he going to be on stage I I'll. make sure he's there I'll call him up so. he wasn't even scheduled to be on the. show I called him William Black Keys. want to see you so he went up there with. like full confidence in front of a crowd. who knew who he was and he [ __ ]. murders but I used to see him years ago. and people just didn't know what to make. of him he was just get starting out he. was so crazy he seemed so unhinged but. then off stage he like super nice guy. like hey man yeah did you meet him off. stage yeah he came over nice to meet you. and I was like are you [ __ ] with me.

right now cuz I go you're screaming at. me in there and now you're like the. nicest person sweetheart super super. super nice guy yeah he seemed to be nice. but that's the kind of guy that has to. find his audience yeah and you mentioned. Hedberg I mean you watched the old clips. he used to eat [ __ ] man he ate [ __ ] a. lot there was a a famous story about a. club that uh booked him and the guy. before him was like this really high. energy guy I think the guy actually did. like a backflip on stage like something. nutty like to close his set out and like.

super high energy that was the middle. act and it was like a that of hack. [ __ ] and then Hedberg went on after. him it was bombing and so he he got. [ __ ] over like they gave him the. middle pay even though he's headlining. and they made the other guy headline and. he's like I got a contract they're like. [ __ ] you you bombed it was like a big it. was like a war with other I Stan hope. chimed in there was like a lot of [ __ ]. going on but that was a guy that once he. found once people knew who what they. would go to see him and he would.

murder yeah M all non sequitors which. always killed me it's like I was like. how does he even remember all of them no. [ __ ] I started in Min turn out heroin. yeah [ __ ] really good help you. remember everything I guess I started in. miniapolis went to Grand Forks North. Dakota to uh do audition for this house. MC spot and Hedberg it was right after. he did uh Montreal and got his big deal. so I got to watch him the first time. he's coming off that deal confident in. his prime I mean nobody killed harder he.

was so good but he was also so unique. and you wanted to see that kind of. Comedy from him you know he wanted to. you he put you into this mindset like. someone asked me have I wanted a frozen. banana I said no but I want a regular. banana later so yes yeah it just such a. weird Cadence just such a silly unique. Cadence how to find his audience yeah. and you knew when he was in town a. couple weeks before you because all the. young guys in that town would be.

laughing like him talking like him a. little bit oh yeah he's David tells the. worst with that yeah people people start. talking like a to like it becomes so. contagious because it's he's so good and. he's so infectious like it's like. whatever he's doing is like you're. infected with his his Cadence is his. timing especially when you're young. starting out Hedberg got so famous and I. was so young and impressionable that we. were out eating one time and he has a. joke about uh you know what my friend.

said uh you know what I like mashed. potatoes come on man you got to give me. time to Guess that a joke and I was the. mashed potatoes guy and I used it as a. [ __ ] intro because everybody knew who. Hedberg was so when I didn't have any. credits I was like hey I'm part of his. oh that's hilarious ridicul that's. hilarious that's you that's funny yeah. he's another one we lost yep that's been. a long time too doesn't even seem like.

it that's the one thing about losing. Comics is you can you can see them still. online you can watch them and all this. [ __ ] so they're kind of there forever I. see Norm Clips every day yeah every day. some new funny Norm clip yeah I just saw. a norm clip when he was on SNL about. Madonna having a baby and he goes uh. Madonna just had a baby 7B 6 o which. makes it the fourth largest object to. pass through her. vagina he was just [ __ ] Fearless man.

yeah he was a wild fella he was a wild. fella such a fun guy yeah and the way he. died was pretty gangster had cancer. didn't tell anybody yep just went up to. Canada to die y so yeah yeah going into. the woods didn't tell anybody was is. crazy even his best friends like I'm I'm. friends with his literal best friend. didn't know didn't know till it was over. yeah they were making plans making plans. to do stuff. yeah well I suppose he didn't know how. long probably I guess yeah I I believe.

he had pancreatic cancer which is a. really really rough one is that the one. he. had it kills a lot of people I think. they just found something with a protein. that causes it so they're they're. talking like it's the big killer and so. they're talking maybe they they figured. one of them out yeah saw that I hope. that's true leukemia leukemia oh it was. Hicks Hicks had pancreatic cancer yeah. that's a rough. one he's another one imagine if that guy.

was still alive I mean he died he's like. 35 something like that he was young yeah. and and he had he had such a body of. work I don't think he's 35 and you go. see uh I think and now I'm thinking. about I think Hicks was like 32 or 33. when he died that's unbelievable I think. about what I was doing 322 God nuts nuts. and it changed everybody's comedy. everybody's like Jesus they all wanted. to be like Hicks mhm so much so that the. uh back Green Room of uh the punch line. Atlanta Georgia somebody wrote In The. Green Room quit trying to be Hicks it's.

like yeah every time I'd go there like. yes so many people wanted to be like. even Richard Jenny said that to me he. saw him and he said every time I see him. I'm like God I should be doing more. stuff like that like it was so profound. for the time like to have a guy talking. like that the way he's explaining things. as well as making them funny it was so. different but if you're Richard Jenny. and you want to be in movies being Bill. Hicks isn't the way to get there n you. know it's just in that thing that hits. you when you watch someone you're like.

[ __ ] yeah you know that feeling God I. want to be doing that kind of stuff y. you know but he wasn't that guy like he. was just a silly joke after joke after. joke guy which was amazing yeah but for. whatever reason we put so much weight on. profundity well yeah people that are. making a point socially relevant mhm you. know you think I don't want to tell. these [ __ ] stories anymore right. especially if you can do it you can make. a point and it's very funny yeah like. it's an undeniable Burr's great at that. makes an undeniable Point that's very.

funny yeah that's the fun part trying to. figure it out yeah the fun part um well. listen man it's been great to get to. know you talk to you well thanks for. having me in my pleasure lot of fun uh. tell everybody where they can get a hold. of you your social media website. everything you got coming up uh social. media is V Chad Daniels on most spots. and then uh chadd daniels.com for uh. tour dates and then special on Netflix. called empty nester beautiful check it. out it's out now it's out today while.

we're recording oh beautiful beautiful. um you want to come down the club. tonight do a set I would love to all. right let's go okay cool let's go all. right okay all right bye everybody. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].