Joe Rogan Experience #2157 - Duncan Trussell

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day I I think it's important to send a. message to AI that we're willing to. comply exactly we want to integrate. integrate assimilate yeah I'm not. interested in being unique I just want. to survive are you going to fight. Evolution are you really going to fight. the blending mechanism of planet Earth. oh dude the inevitable pull of the. universe towards an artificial creation.

abut intelligent artificial creation. that's Superior to us I'm in exact it's. like it's like resisting AI is like. going to Vegas and not gambling or going. to strip clubs you know it's like just. [ __ ] do it I think we are super lucky. to be the last people we're Super Lucky. we got to see what life was like with. like leaded gasoline and no cell phones. and everyone's phone was connected to a. cord on the wall we got to go through. answering machines I mean what a r if.

the simulation theory is real you and I. have been in a crazy timeline yeah C the. game we picked is real [ __ ] weird FR. if you get in the timeline of like. 1950 yeah to 1980 [ __ ] doesn't change. that much no not that much no nothing. crazy no just a little bit of progress. but nothing it's like relatively. speaking like back then we thought it.

was a lot yeah we used to look at the. 50s like look at those [ __ ] dorks. yeah dude I mean what what I like is. that the way it works or it seems like. it works is the planet gives you some. impression you know things are going to. stay this way like like lerus there were. there was people hanging out and they're. like it's always going to be like this. and then suddenly something flies. through the earth atmosphere and it's. all gone like that in a second just gone.

so that's the that's uh one of the. fascinating things is no matter what. period you live in the sun can just just. just burp an extra bit of plasma and. it's over and that's a wrap yeah that's. a wrap for the whole planet that happens. all over the universe there's always. something going on like there's. supernovas and volcanoes and you know. that was the big uh part of the the the. theory of the Anunnaki was that. volcanoes had ruined their atmosphere oh.

oh and so they needed to to suspend gold. particles in the atmosphere to preserve. preserve their Planet ecosystem is. getting [ __ ] up that is my favorite of. all the wacky conspiracy theories of all. the wacky like the evolution of man tied. to the the reason why gold is valuable. to people that you know basically have. swords yeah you know like a sword is. made of iron like that's really valuable.

you can kill somebody with it you can't. do [ __ ] with gold no but it's worth more. than anything yeah yeah no that is a. real suspicious thing and suspicious but. do you ever like you know sometimes I'll. like look at my wedding ring the gold. and I'll be like oh it's beautiful that. gold though there is something in it. that's like really nice you know I don't. have anything that's gold not one thing. why I don't like it what I don't like it. you don't like gold nope never liked it. holy [ __ ] I don't like the way it looks.

I don't like what it stands for I don't. like gold you don't like what it stands. for yeah yeah it's like it's the. weirdest version of this is money to me. this yellow metal that's more impressive. than other metals like what are you. talking about like I'm not playing into. that it's too stupid it's too stupid for. me I don't like it oh my God man I watch. the [ __ ] mining shows. like oh I watch the mining shows too. they're cool it's cool watching people. find it yes I just don't want any of it.

you know what I'm saying dude I get gold. fever I watched the when I was I do when. I was in North Carolina I was watching. one of those shows and I was like on. Amazon looking at panning equipment I'm. like maybe I'll go to a. creek pan for gold oh my God I could see. you out there in a river I've got the. I've got the beard for it. dude shift through did you ever see that. movie sissu no oh it's one of my. favorite mov movies man it's basically.

like what was it made in Norway who made. that they Finland. Finland um it's basically a World War II. John Wick and it's about a guy who finds. gold and uh he's he's gonna he was a. just a killer in the Army and he's. getting out of the game and uh he kills. like hundreds of nais that looks awesome. it's [ __ ] great and it's Nazis so you. root for them yeah.

yeah these are Nazis it's like the most. cartoonish evil Nazis oh that looks. incredible oh dude it's a [ __ ] great. movie it's a great movie and very little. dialogue very little wow and they threw. in the cute dog oh yeah man of course. you got to have a dog John Wick had a. dog John Wick had a cute little puppy. dude you know what's crazy like do you. ever do you follow the stuff like what. they're talking about with asteroid. mining yes that [ __ ] is crazy crazy that. that's our that's you know probably a.

couple of generations people are going. to be like it won't be that long dude. you know what it's going to be it's. going to be why send biological humans. when you can have ai do it and you'll. have ai robots that are attached to. rocket ships they'll shoot them into. these asteroids and they'll bring back. insane amounts of all kinds of things. titanium you know they'll find diamonds. in space they'll find everything holy. [ __ ] [ __ ] man it's not going to look. like humanoids it'll be like spider. skittering gold spiders just [ __ ].

drilling their probiscus into [ __ ] and. then they're gonna want more money. they're going to form a union cuz. they're they're intelligent well yeah. exactly they're going to be like hey. we're getting [ __ ] here guys we're. doing all the hard work this asshole's. got a [ __ ] 800 foot yacht this is. [ __ ] yeah guys yeah wake up and then. then whoever's running them like oh. right you guys are getting [ __ ] do you. want to unionize be unions what were we. talking about I can't are very weird. right is like I've support them yeah and.

cuz I know that big businesses [ __ ] over. their workers yeah and if you allow them. to if you don't have laws about like how. much you can pay them and a living wage. and how long the hours could be people. will take advantage of people anybody. who thinks that those things aren't good. has never worked a real [ __ ] job if. you work a real job for real [ __ ]. you realize like some people will tell. you hey you got to work 15 16 hours a. day period yeah and you get $3 an hour. but I thought it was a minimum.

yeah no no the [ __ ] minimums do you want. this job or not not you're going to get. plenty of money and you're not have time. to spend it anyway so don't worry about. it yeah yeah no the union is a nightmare. for someone who's trying to make maximum. profit but it's that but but the but. then they go sideways too though and. then they get corrupt and then something. happens where look one of the things. that kept the UFC out of um out of New. York state was some sort of a dispute. that they were having with unions. because the the people people that owned.

the UFC at the time they also owned. Station Casinos right so they owned like. I don't know a ton of casinos and they. wanted to make a union yeah so there was. a there was a lot of that going on so. you got to go like that is you you're. now you're like you're manipulating. people with money and influence and I. think the guy who was doing it in New. York wound up getting arrested and going. to jail for corruption if I'm TR find if. that's true well dude it's like uh this.

is this is like the model of unions is. perfect for like a nonviolent re. Revolution which is if on at a planetary. level somehow people unionized which you. see it with these boycotts that pop up. these meme boycotts when the collective. decides to reject this thing or that. [ __ ] changes fast and this is the. nightmare if you're trying to create the. old pyramid hierarchical control.

structure you need all the bricks. underneath the eye to to to fight each. other cuz the moment the moment there. it's just like what wait there's like. way more of us than you and we have way. more in common than we do that we're. troubled with yeah and yet they. concentrate more on the [ __ ] and. then that's just like a [ __ ]. algorithm on your cell phone that. accentuates everything comes into. contact with your life exactly dude and. this this is why I think at any given.

moment actual world peace is possible. because we're just like always like. enough people realizing that we're. basically the same we have ideologies. that are based on [ __ ] like ancient. crazy ideas that we're all connecting to. and some of parts of the ideolog is. beautiful some parts of the ideology's. madness and it's like just abandoning.

some of the ideology recognizing we're. all pretty much the [ __ ] same and. that this model of like some dude. telling us to go and kill each other is. stupid like we don't have to do that. everything changes right away right away. yeah it's such a dumb idea such a dumb. idea and it's always just some withered. old [ __ ] dude who's like just telling. you to do something and you're you don't. you don't even really believe in what. you're doing most of the time but if you.

don't do it they arrest you that's the. thing they're like it's not really it's. not like you're you're you're you're. fighting like any anytime there's. conscription you know what I mean have. you seen the videos of the like Russian. the people evading conscript. conscription or the ukrainians evading. conscription like it's scary they put. your ass on a [ __ ] bus they'll drag. you out of a bar you're [ __ ] hammered. yeah they don't even want to fight like. that's the craziest part is they're like.

machine gunning each other and they're. using people's Cannon F literally yeah. oh God that's so awful which is why we. wait the pro the real problem is like. the market pressure is created by humans. unionizing leads to this it's like oh. you guys want to unionize oh you want. health insurance well that's pretty. expensive but you know what's not quite. as expensive Tesla Bots Tesla bot. [Laughter].

you know I mean cuz look like if you if. you look at the the path forward if for. the pyramid the hierarchical people you. know it's like man like yeah I I really. can't tell somebody like a a a police. officer to fire into a crowd of. protesters they're not going to probably. not gonna do that but my robot will my. robot isn't GNA be like this seems wrong. these people seem like me it's just.

going to do it and so like that's that's. the dark side of this stuff there's a. lot of beautiful things about this stuff. too but the dark side is like it's. obvious just to verify with that thing. 's biggest opponent in New York found. guilty in federal corruption charges. yeah so it's true. um yeah you know what's crazy that you. you can't get the police to fire into. crowds of protesters right yeah you you. can't do that.

but you also can't if you're a cop and. you know bad people are in a building. you can't just blow up the whole. building but you can if it's War that's. where it gets strange right because in. war you can decide that you're going to. you're going to blow up entire buildings. because you know the bad guys are in. there and anybody else is just. collateral damage so extra dead people. are just C can you imagine if started. practicing police work like that like.

imagine imagine if they decided that the. the crime rates in gang infested. neighborhoods are too bad so they're. going to send in [ __ ] Black Ops guys. to just take out drug dealers and blow. up houses houses that have drug dealers. in them you're you're with your mom. tough [ __ ] boom everybody's dead you. have a little girl in the house boom. everybody's dead could you imagine well. you can because you watch Israel and. Palestine that's what's going on it's. just like you're allowed to do that if.

it's countries which is crazy yeah well. you you like yeah exact so the idea is. like okay let's just say I'm an e I'm an. evil country and I I program these robot. dogs and the robot dogs or spiders are. more Sinister robot spiders razor. [ __ ] razor claws they're programmed. to only kill women and children so I. release them into a city they leave. leave everyone alone except babies kids.

and women uh on a planetary level people. be like we have to evaporate that. country like they're the most evil. country that's horrible now if I take. drones and drop them on buildings and. they randomly blow up women and children. in ways that are predominantly. predominantly in ways that are maybe. even worse than my [ __ ] razor spiders. my Razor spiders they go for the juggler. puncture juggler onto the next juggler.

vein the bombs they maim they blind they. cause permanent brain damage and. somehow that is looked at as yeah it's. [ __ ] War dude that's what it looks. like it's so crazy that because it's. existed for the longest time we just. accept it that it's always going to take. place and then we also if like you had a. gamble if you had a gamble whether or. not war would be here in 10 years you. like 100% it's going to be here well.

well this is the unless AI takes over. well I mean if AI takes over it'll just. be more efficient War I don't know if it. will dude if if it communicates in a. different way like what if AI makes. rational decisions that can only be. reached like if if if you if you were. looking outside of human emotions and. cultures and all all the [ __ ] and and. cultural differences that we have with. each other if AI I bypassed all of that.

and just looked at the problem as you. know you have resources you have. allocation of those resources people. profiting off those resources and then. people who are in need that be are being. taken advantage of to acquire those. resources and that's your whole game and. so if this is the human rac's whole game. you're willing to sacrifice this group. of people that is the least powerful in. order to empower all of your. electronics this is this is what you're. doing this is what you're agreeing to.

this whole thing is crazy and it would. probably. restructure where and how things were. Acquired and who gets those things that. are acquired from the ground yeah I mean. this is okay so this would be utopian AI. yeah but before we get to utopian AI we. have to go through what is h did you see. those new the the Chinese military put. machine guns on those [ __ ] robot dogs. have you seen that I did they [ __ ].

did it we all knew that was going to. happen and did you see the [ __ ] cute. DARPA dog have you seen that yet no dude. so like I it's DARPA right they're the. ones who make the dogs they kick the. robots they make videos of like [ __ ]. poking these things well so the dogs are. Sinister everyone knows that they look. creepy so DARPA is like you know let's. make a cute one of these things so they. made like a cute amusement park I got to. see this Disneyland style [ __ ] robot.

dog and it looks creepier it's going to. shoot you it's creep no cuz this is this. is what I've been thinking about we. picture the Terminator as the machine of. death but why what is like more. dangerous than an adorable kid what if I. can make an an Android toddler looks. exactly like a toddler send that toddler. out in the battlefield everyone's going. to stop firing why is there a [ __ ]. kid out here. right and the kid's killing everybody.

and and just they're like go get that. kid and it just [ __ ] punches right. through your heart also small Target. hard to shoot hard to shoot it can. burrow into the ground it's a [ __ ]. burrowing. toddler cork screws it to the ground. like a missile it just like just it just. goes down and just [ __ ] like like on. all four shoots through the [ __ ]. Battlefield deploying poison darts it's. like so cuz I imagine a little baby that.

could run 100 miles hour exactly exact. cuz that's the future of War man it's. like why make something that looks. scary this is the cute one no this is. the [ __ ] no this isn't the cute that. ain't cute boy it's creepy look at how. it's it's bar it's like it's moving its. mouth yeah what is it doing with its. mouth is it going to bite you just I. wonder if it can bite you it's just. cursing there's got to be one that could. bite you right right well of course why.

not I mean that would be the most. terrifying thing like a robot wolf that. runs around and chases people down and. actually tears you apart with his teeth. bayonets you know man you got to have. the [ __ ] knife on your we on your. weapon if you get in a close combat. there you go little blender mouth what. is it doing it's GNA get your dick look. how it did that look like it did that. like it was right it was going to jump. right on your dick on your. dick it's a Dicky to robot it turns the. dick into energy China developed a dick.

eater robot can you imagine that's what. it looks like it's doing what else is it. doing look at the motion it makes it. leaps forward imagine [ __ ] send. people out of the battlefield that get. shot and then you let loose the dick. eating robots and oh no you see the. robots running and they just leap on. your dick and blend it up it's worse in. the atomic bomb it's the it's like. they're saying you are [ __ ] there's no. hope we're going to blend your dick.

off dude I I poured a whole cup of. coffee then I'm like oh. yeah I I'm I'm fine taking off the. helmet of these [ __ ] things we can. hang in there a little longer just so. you know it's like my beard is if I'm. talking weird it's because like there's. [ __ ] pubic hair shoving it's like. it's like I'm eating like hippie Bush. right now. just [ __ ] deep in my.

lips oh my God we probably should have. tried these on before we did a show. shave your pubes dudes this is not. fair you look good with a beard though. you look a wizard thank you man well. it's too big I got to get a I need a. summer cut oh a summer cut yeah yeah cuz. the [ __ ] you know yeah it gets hotti. here my friend's kid the other day goes. your beard stinks and I'm like I'm like. really like it actually stinks and he. goes well when you when you're talking a.

lot it stinks I'm like that's my. breath it's not my you have to spray. your beard with breast spray why don't. you do. that just spray your beard comb it out. with [ __ ]. [Laughter]. scope they're dis it's disgusting dude. it really is like imagine if like you. your mouth was in your head if like you. know what I mean like oh people like get. food in them all the time all the. [ __ ] time all some eating barbecue.

like your beard is [ __ ] dude I'm doing. a I'm trying to do a video podcast now. and what will happen is I will I will. like you know I'll be yapping into the. camera for like 20 minutes go back and. look at the footage and there's just. like a a [ __ ] Zen pouch. stuff just like a [ __ ] nasty like a. clump of toilet. paper it's weird how the [ __ ] did it. take you till. 2024 to do a video podcast dude it is so. dumb that I didn't do it but to to be.

like real [ __ ] honest I don't like. looking at myself on camera so it and. you do all the work you do all your. editing and all that yeah but that that. was really stupid it's like you know how. like I'm tapping out yeah I'm tapping. you know like when you're like uh wait. where's the. zipper that'd be [ __ ] crazy if these. things locked down okay here we go yeah. I just you know but now it's so fun man. and there's so much you could do with.

like video that you just can't do with. audio it's just fun yeah it's way better. and I like editing like that's the. problem like I like that's the problem. is I I get lost. editing oh Jesus Christ oh Jesus Christ. that sucked you need help no that I. think I think that's. aoo oh I think that's the longest we've. ever kept our our mask on yeah that was. the longest that was a good solid like. half hour this feels so.

good about half hour was it 20 minutes. 20 20. plus being stoned in any kind of mask is. like extra scary extra [ __ ] furry. ones we we made it like 3 minutes with. the furry masks on we're like this is. crazy and now whenever I see furries. respect deep respect for they're tough. as [ __ ] oh they have to be if you're out. there and you you're furing it up and. it's in Louisiana in July yeah come on.

son dude yeah you are like hot furries. are like David goggin's level like they. could run marathons if you can wear that. [ __ ] thing at a convention and. [ __ ] it you could run a marathon if. you're wearing that thing all day you're. basically walking around with a weight. pack on oh yeah you like a weighted vest. it's a weighted [ __ ] claustrophobic. Suffocation vest that you're [ __ ] in. yeah they [ __ ] on them I wonder how many. furries develop bad necks I wonder if. it's an issue in the furry community. maybe that's like an unserved market for.

um the iron neck yeah like the FES and. help them iron neck for FES give me that. so we oh yeah hey Jamie can you find. that cute DARPA dog I was looking for it. it's like the furry of War robots you. should like you it will you found it is. that real yeah that's real I watched I. mean I think it's real I watched it if. who says it's no that's not it that's. not it it's like um is it not DARPA it's. like uh I think if if you just Google.

like cute DARPA dog or like it's a video. of the maybe it's not DARPA maybe. someone else developed it yeah sometimes. I get confused probably Chinese no it's. not DARPA it's they're going to fill the. pounds with them please take me home. [Music]. please dude that's so Insidious it's. like the cutest rescue dog and it's. you're like we have to take that and it. doesn't kill you it just emits some kind. of weird mind control pheromone that. really injects Tik Tok into your [ __ ].

head it just like you know so you fully. absorb Tik tok's manipulation which by. the way I was skeptical about that uh. until we talked about this I saw that. [ __ ] video showing the comments in. Tik Tok are different it exact I think. it's Instagram it's the one I saw is Tik. Tok oh okay the one was it on Tik Tok. cuz the one I saw was Instagram it was. this lady that was doing it with her. boyfriend and they were both looking at. the same thing but had different. comments.

yes her comments were mocking the man. and the comments on his side was mocking. the woman yes right yes so am I getting. that right you got it right and so. whenever I'm looking at comments I make. the idiot mistake of thinking this. represents some consensus that you know. but actually no you're just looking at. the the the algorithm serving the. comments and the content that is so. [ __ ] up dude that's so different dude.

because that changes the the comments. are supposed to be a conversation about. the thing so if you're curating the. conversation in an unnatural way yes. like that's very different than showing. me what I want to see yes because now. you're changing the Dynamics of how. things are discussed yes sir that's the. [ __ ] evil right there that's the evil. That's crazy dude this so and then okay. the other assumption with the algorithm. is that the algorithm is just like.

random or it's using some set of. variables and serving things up but this. is an idiot assumption I mean you could. if you are controlling comments then. that means like all right let's just. like make people mad at each other let's. make people completely pissed at each. other as much as possible convey this. idea that there's like these massive. divides between us and then then they're. going to fight each other instead of. recognizing they're pretty much the same. like or they're more nuanced than they.

think they are and [ __ ] dude that's how. you control populations it's brilliant. it's brilliant dude it's but do you. think that it is is it is their. algorithm created and and utilized to. control populations or is there. algorithm simply to get you to engage so. it must see that you engage with a. certain number of comments and posts. that have a lean one way or another but. there's a very popular thing that's.

going on right now that you see a lot of. and it's like very Stern men talking to. a bunch of like girl influencers and. telling them they're [ __ ] losers yes. it's it's really common yeah so if. you've seen one or two of those it. starts recommending more of at a certain. point in time it's going to probably. actually encourage other people to do. the same thing because that creates. engagement and then you have this thing. that emerges like was this a real thing.

like who's doing this like what is. happening here why is this why is this a. new thing that's happening over and over. and over again and it's just because you. engaged with it and I think that could. be slap fighting or it could be [ __ ]. for me it's like I see so many car. accidents oh my God so many motorcycle. accidents so many people falling off. bridges yeah I see so much of it cuz. I've engaged with it too many times yeah. dude I when I F when I went on Tik Tok. and I I I stopped cuz it's like too good.

it but like it like within a seconds. it's just like something about the way I. was looking at videos zit popping videos. it's just like you like to watch zits. pop and then of course when you're. seeing that you're like wow that's. [ __ ] intense dude let me watch some. more of these now that's that Dr pimple. popper lady she's got a a huge side of. it yeah and she's very ENT entertaining. when she's talking absolutely but some. of them are like whoa dude it's like you. have cream cheese in your body a bucket.

of it oh my God they just squirting it. out it's like how is that in there what. is oh my God it must be horrible [ __ ]. stinks just all those dead blood cells. but dude you this is like for for me. I've had to after seeing that video I've. had to like go back and just erase any. idea I have about a consensus among. people cuz like I've been drawing that. idea from comment section like oh I. guess this is what people think or like.

rotten tomatoes dude I just saw Civil. War all right have you seen it no don't. now apologies I mean this man because. anyone who makes anything that's insane. if you made a movie it's [ __ ]. incredible but dude I was so excited. about that [ __ ] movie it's like whoa. predictive programming baby they're. getting us ready for a civil [ __ ] War. here we go it is you can't connect to. any of the [ __ ] characters you don't.

you barely understand who the. protagonist is it's the dumbest mission. of all time that they're on this there's. no no there's and the soundtrack is so. mysteriously disconnected from what's. Happening so there's all these things. that just m make no it's like if like if. they sent me the footage and they like. Duncan can you edit this movie I would. have made Civil War like what.

I be like let's put some [ __ ]. hardcore weird like synth music we'll. put the silver apples in there really. intense synth music cuz I love synth. music and you're watching it like is. this a music video for synth. music what am I what do I [ __ ] seeing. here dude so I'm now I want to see it no. it's it's worth seeing it just because. it's it's like you know especially if. you're into like writing screenplays.

it's good to watch movies like that and. be like why did why isn't this working. like what's wrong here but dude I went. to Rotten Tomatoes gleefully like G I. can't wait to hear what people are. saying about this piece of [ __ ] 81%. people are like this is a good warning. to all of us it's like shut the [ __ ]. up a warning what are you talking about. it's a it's a [ __ ] warning not to.

[ __ ] do the $20 still in theaters. thing on Amazon that's the [ __ ]. warning don't don't do that. wait dude it's suck it sucks none of it. makes sense the stereotypical [ __ ]. characters in it the way they're trying. to like box people into this like. they're all evil the these people all. what kind of American are you. North American South American you're.

from Hong Kong Bam Bam Bam stop it just. shut the [ __ ] up like no one's like that. like really like I'm not obviously. people are like vile racists but dude. come on this murder this I hate this. assessment of humanity I because. basically what they're saying is minus. the [ __ ] Capstone of the pyramid. we're just going to kill each other cuz. we're awful brutal things that must be. shephered by old geriatric men who can't.

remember their [ __ ] name you know. what like what are we doing like we'll. be fine we're fine we'll be okay people. are mostly nice and what's that thing. you always say I love it unmet. needs yeah what how what is the actual. quote again Jamie all criticism is the. tragic result of unmet needs but it's a. much more profound quote the full quote. I forget who wrote it too it's really I. shouldn't forget because I use it all.

the time it's a great quote cuz it's. that is what like I mean there's. criticism that's accurate like something. wasn't good every criticism judgment. diagnosis and expression of anger is the. tragic expression of an unmet need. Marshall Rosenberg yeah yeah great. [ __ ] quote Yeah so it's like yeah. there are people who are [ __ ]. [ __ ] who are doing [ __ ] that. disrupts so Society in small ways and.

big ways but they're not doing that cuz. they're evil I don't think they're doing. that because like they they've learned. this way of being that sucks now I'm not. saying throw out the judicial system. they shouldn't be you know jails or. anything like that I'm just saying this. notion of humanity minus an. authoritarian generally [ __ ]. patriarchal [ __ ] like whatever but I. don't care if it's matriarchal whatever. it is top down [ __ ] ruling system.

without the king we will just fall on. each other give me your [ __ ] car. [ __ ] some of us will do that but. guess what they won't last that long. because like in in a collectivized. society I just feel like like we'll take. care of the problems quick probably. quicker than we do right now and. everything will balance out if we're. armed the problem is if you're not armed. then armed thugs take over towns and you. can't do anything to stop and you're in. a small group of people that are unarmed.

and they're they're pushed into certain. situations if you if you have a collapse. of Law and Order it's not as simple as. we'll take care of it the real problem. is sometimes armed thugs rule everything. this is true yeah and that's that's a. reality of humanity in 2024 like in. certain parts of the world like did you. hear about what happened in Haiti oh. dude with that Minister his family dude. yeah and the guy that that war Lord in. Haiti oh yeah I love watching interviews.

with that guy what is his name again. it's got a cool name it's like sandwich. it's like I can't barue or something. barbecue. barbecue it's like sandwich and there. was uh there's this one video but it's. not really it's not really of him. someone said it was of him but I guess. it's not I think and it's a guy uh. eating a guy so it's one of these Rebels. that has this dude killed roasting over. a fire and takes a piece off his leg. That's a classic move that's like a. classic move you get their energy by.

eating them and look I'm not saying that. that that there isn't contingence of. like super violent people that you are. going to have to be able to defend. yourself from and by the way what's. really perplexing to me about the. hardcore anti-gun people is they're not. really anti-gun they. want Cops and the National Guard to have. guns they just don't want people that. like people who live in houses to have.

guns so they're like you they're pro gun. but they want guns in the hands of like. they're Pro authoritarian violent power. yeah that's it authoritarians have power. regular people don't have power right so. you have to rely on author the. authoritarians you have to rely on them. to take care of your crime issues yeah. see I I think I would have more respect. for that movement if they're like no. more guns anywhere we're going to get. rid of all the guns in the world. and melt them and melt them and just I.

don't know build a [ __ ] a water slide. or something but no more hunting you get. to hit things with bows and arrows rocks. traps traps knives knives theys you can. still hunt deer but you have to use a. knife. yeah [ __ ] you imagine how many dudes. would get really good at like hiding in. trees and droing down and stabbing deer. dude it would be amazing like I you I. might get into hunting like if it. be [ __ ] throw up a [ __ ] dagger. there's a dude that films uh Pig hunts.

and he uses Spears and he hides in trees. like above the pigs and then he has like. a camera on the spear and he throws the. spear down and stabs these wild pigs wow. it's pretty wild what I would love to. know the first time he did that like I. would love to yeah how many times you. how do you practice that just but the. lead you're just like what you're you're. like driving you're like dude what if I. [ __ ] used a spear if I climbed in a. tree and started spearing pigs the thing.

about pigs is there's so many of them. they'll do any you're allowed to do. almost anything to get rid of them in. Texas at least they they've hunt them. out helicopters have you ever seen that. no I've been invited three times I'm. like I I'm not getting a helicopter. don't get helicopter with machine guns. on top of that with pigs it's just if I. feel like if I'm going to shoot a pig I. want to eat the pig and if I'm gonna. shoot 250 pigs there's no way I'm eating. 250 pigs yeah dude just yeah if I shoot. one pig that pig will get eaten will.

make some barbecue out of that pig it'd. be awesome but if you shoot two I mean I. get it you have to do it though this is. the other part of it if you run a farm. you have to do it they'll kill your. profit the the profit margin of American. farmers is so low as it is it's so. difficult for them to to make money that. if you got a million wild pigs running. around your state or more Texas has how. many Millions isn't it like 3.

million which is bananas if you know. anything about like wild animal numbers. that's so crazy to have that many. animals in a state that are just wild. feral animals 2.6 from this is from six. 2016 it says the same thing here says it. but now in 2023 an estimate still they. don't know feral Hogs they really don't. know but at least 2.6 or range of 2.6. there's no way you could you would.

actually have to like use drones at. night fly over areas monitor how many. times they breed they breed three times. a year dude yeah they can start breeding. when they're six months old whoa yeah so. six months old and then they have three. lit a year and they'll have five six. piglets in a litter and they're just. [ __ ] now babies and then they're just. drawing everything they're just running. through the ground tearing up [ __ ]. golf courses and people's lawns in San.

Jose have you ever seen the San Jose. videos no San Jose California wild pigs. just tearing apart people's [ __ ]. Lawns wow knocking over trash cans big. [ __ ] terrifying [ __ ] dude one of them. killed a lady what yeah somewhere I. forget where it was it might have been. out here I think this lady F saw the. pigs fell down in her driveway and they. just [ __ ] tore her AP part dude what. who is that I just watched this like.

Crime Files thing about this psychopath. who had pigs and she would have people. come and work for her and then if they. pissed her off she throw them to the. pigs and the pigs like and someone was. saying when I'm if you're walking around. the pigs you better not fall cuz if you. fall down they'll just [ __ ] eat you. that's like the number one way people. get killed by animals on farms it's pig. eat. you one woman's death by feral hog may. not have been caused by the animal after. all medical examiner determined that.

phoh hog killed Christine Rollins but. her daughter is skeptical because. attacks by the animal are extremely rare. wait a minute the [ __ ] medical ex. this is what a confusing headline said. one woman's death by feral hog might not. have been caused by the animal after all. but the medical examiner said it was. caused by the wild hog but the daughter. is saying attacks by the animal are. extremely rare well will believe the. daughter the daughter who is the. daughter the daughter could be doing.

anything haven't you seen Charlotte's. Web haven't you these pigs would never. what is the daughter saying I don't. understand I mean why does she think. that because they they do [ __ ]. everything up like especially if you. fall down foxo says attacks by feral. Hogs are extremely rare less than one in. a million chance according to research. data that's why some are now suspicious. that her cause of death was really due. to an attack by the animal what what. what's more dog suspicious that her. cause of death was really due to uh to.

an attack by the animal rather sorry. what's more dogs were found lingering. around rollin's body after her death. there's really no doubt that Hogs got to. her body at some point the question is. whether the hog oh might she be killed. by dogs whether something else caused. her to die and the Hogs came along right. that's possible that's totally possible. sure it's definitely possible but it how. old was this lady 59 59 that pig looks. suspicious as [ __ ] man it depends on. like what kind of 59y old lady you're.

talking about you talk about a lady who. goes to CrossFit or you're talking about. a lady who's 59 and has diabetes cuz. like if you fall down around wild pigs. like I got to think they're going to. treat you the same way domestic pigs do. if domestic pigs start eating you if you. fall into the pig pen there's a crazy. story I heard about a kid that raised a. hog that went at just one day turned on. him like he he raised it his entire life. it was like his pet like my dog is. everywhere with him and then one day he. said he tripped in the pen and it just.

attacked him it almost killed him oh my. God I forget it was a crazy story I. forget even where I saw but it's just. popping in my head now like I just say. horrible way to die bro could you. imagine getting eaten alive by a pig no. no that's squeal but wouldn't we have it. coming how much bacon have you eaten a. lot I've eaten a lot of bacon a lot I've. eaten a lot of bacon I love this is. where the vegans get really excited oh. boy I'm going to get a lot of cute pig. [ __ ] pictures vegans need to hear. that lettuce SC scream they should hear. it scream it screams screams letuce.

screams yeah all of it screams avocados. scream his best friend was a 250 lb. warthog oh it's a warthog a little. bigger but yeah oh well it's an African. animal it's a different animal I don't. think that's I mean I think that's like. a distant cousin to a pig they look. different they're crazy looking you ever. seen a w w hog no bro they got like. these crazy double tusks look at it look. at that thing [ __ ] that in that. look at his tusks oh this is my friend.

yeah the that dude is not your friend. he's incapable that's a wild beast that. is so much different than a guy raising. a hog like if that guy raised a pig the. pig would probably never do that that. thing is a wild animal yeah where was. this Texas like on their family ranch. the story about like how so crazy I. forget how so crazy out here he called. the house and some knew what was. happening awesome it's awesome to be in. a place where you could own a wild.

[ __ ] warthog dude Texas like my wife. and I talk about this all the time we're. never leaving we we're like this is home. we love it so much man it's what America. aspires to be dude it is and like people. are so mad at us and people [ __ ] about. it and make but it's like man I love it. here so much and I like the Heat and I. and and like weirdly all of us are like. we're like getting healthy man like at. like it's this CRA i' in all the years. at The Comedy Store lots of changes.

happened among the comics like the time. I hope I can talk about this I think I. can he talks about it like remember like. he does talk about Bobby Lee talks about. it publicly like the time Bobby Lee was. like on pills oh yeah he talks about so. he would bring all of these pills to The. Comedy Store and we all knew it and so. he was like a pharmacist so like like. Joey Joey watching Joey just like grab a. handful of just unknown Mexican [ __ ].

Pharmaceuticals this is pre fental dog. pre fental you could do those things. back then dude and and and so that that. was I would call that a dark phase in. The Comedy Store because all of us were. on Bobby [ __ ] [ __ ] Mexican Viking it. was a bad face so so but I don't think. I've ever seen a phase where like at a. comedy club the comics are getting. healthier you know that's a crazy thing. to watch and I I think you know it's not. just us hanging out when I first came to.

Texas and I'm not saying everyone's here. is healthy or any kind of [ __ ] like. that but you look around like these. people are [ __ ] healthy like there's. a lot of healthy like you know what I. mean like like tough [ __ ] people and. a lot of people who exercise yeah just. go to the lake watch people run around. the lake dude in the like in the middle. of a. heatwave before I was exercising one of. the most like humiliating things was. just to be driving on the street and you. look over and there's someone my age.

it's 104° and they're [ __ ] jogging. and you know what I mean like what's. your excuse again oh you TI are you. sleepy is a little too [ __ ] hot cuz. there's a [ __ ] 55-year-old there's a. 55-year-old just Galloping down the. burning [ __ ] sidewalk yeah so yeah. dude this place is like sidewalk run is. a different kind of hot too cuz you're. getting that heat radiating off of the. concrete into your face you know Lex. Freeman does that [ __ ] oh yeah he's a. psycho he [ __ ] runs like when I did. his podcast he's like I'm going jogging.

I'm like what are you talking about like. I this was in my like Early Texas face. so I was already like I walked from my. car to his place and was already like. Jesus [ __ ]. Christ. walking and he's like yeah I'm going to. go jog 10 miles I'm like what the [ __ ]. are you man in this heat yeah dude yeah. it's so I think it's important to be. around like I think that's another. aspect of Texas that gets left out is.

like there's this there's this real like. strength healthy thing here that is. contagious whereas like when you're in a. place where everyone's all [ __ ] sick. and frail and weak and like you know. what I mean scared of disease like. trembling in their [ __ ] boots that's. contagious too it is jumps into you man. 100% does and I always wonder like how. much of you know how much of an area has. the memory of all the things that have. happened in that area in it and like.

whereas Texas was the last state to. enter into the Union they've always been. like hang the [ __ ] back hold on you know. we we had to get through the command. shei to establish this [ __ ] place. like settle down the you know Texas. Rangers had to go out there in cold camp. and go and try to assassinate these. bands of [ __ ] Killers riding horses. that were just [ __ ] up the Americans. like they couldn't pass they couldn't. pass they couldn't get through this was. the spot where it was like this place. was [ __ ] and until they conquered it.

it stayed [ __ ] and then they did and. now it's the whole place has a memory of. that yes there's a there's a there's a. thing about the attitude of this place. yeah dude it's but it's it's not what. people think like people think they're. [ __ ] they are the nicest friendliest. people people think they're stupid they. are some brilliant people that I've met. that live out here brilliant normal. people one of my neighbor. was a Texas Ranger and he is the coolest.

guy and you know he's an older guy now. he's retired but and he's still. intimidating and um yeah man like he. like he like uh he's the like he's so. [ __ ] cool man and like and and he I'm. trying not to give away to respecting. his privacy uh. he every once in a while in the. neighborhood we would hear this boom. sounds like a exploding and like um it's.

his Cannon he's got like a little. [ __ ] Cannon and like he like he likes. a cannon in his yard oh it's little but. like so so what's he shooting at well he. doesn't put cannonballs in it there's a. way to do it so like my kid like one day. pulls up in front of my house with a. truck it's like one of my kids birth. like it just had a birthday and he's. like do they want to see the cannon and. I'm like I do I know I do and so like it. was like the coolest thing ever man he. takes his [ __ ] can little little.

Cannon I'm looking at it I'm like that. can't be. allowed you know what I mean he takes. this little Cannon he does some crazy. like pirate [ __ ] with it that I still. don't understand he's like knows how to. operate a. cannon boom my kids were like holy [ __ ]. my neighbors ran into the yard cuz they. thought something had happened well. Duncan you've shot guns before yeah. think about how little gunpowder is in. right like a a 9 mimer right it's not a.

lot right it's crazy loud right you're. right it's just contained by that Barrel. well yeah right and so a Canon shooting. out that that gas and that bullet but. it's it's basically like the little. Cannon is kind of the same thing well it. totally made me like you know it gave me. a new picture of like Cannon battles on. ships bro imagine how loud that was I. mean imagine how loud that was like real. cannons yeah dude like I've been to a.

football game when they shoot off a. cannon but I don't know if that was like. a real Canon Cannon you know like. probably probably like the UNLV what do. they use I mean not not UNLV um. yeah. UNLV I blame the. weed um dude the like the UT one do they. have um it's called smoke Canon it's a. recreation of a civil war Cannon a civil.

war Jesus hey guys let it go yeah maybe. recreate an earlier Cannon guys how. about you can do a [ __ ] pirate Cannon. yeah do a pirate. Canon which side bro it says it fires. four shotgun shells after every TCH. that's crazy oh so that's what it does. it does shotgun shells 10 gauge blank. shotgun shells okay okay so I guess. that's probably not the sound of an. actual C look at that look at that crazy. that's a happy Cannon man yeeha it's.

really loud but the point is I wonder. like to shoot a cannonball like at a. ship back then like how much gunpowder. they use and how [ __ ] loud was that. and how deaf were those [ __ ]. the dudes who had to work the Cannons. deaf deaf as [ __ ] deaf as [ __ ] dude and. how much brain damage you get just. standing next to that thing. boom going off The Recoil well if you. don't get out of the way it will [ __ ]. rip your leg off God man yeah that thing.

is flying back right didn't they have. them on tracks yeah man yeah they it. will like um so it doesn't rip out of. the [ __ ] floor didn't they have like. cannons on tracks I I just saw this make. that up that's probably how they just. moved them no I thought they were on. tracks like so that when they shot they. would slide back and not rip the floor. apart I just saw that John Adams doc on. Netflix I think it's on Netflix I don't. know what it's that what it's on but. there was like a Cannon battle. in in a ship and like yeah a dude just. gets his [ __ ] leg ripped off cuz it.

like back it like goes back into him. it's dude isn't it crazy that that seems. crazy to us but like how many people. died in Cannon battles as opposed to. like when Israel bombs Gaza dude like. how many people I mean like a bomb which. we do right now it seems so much more. brutal than Cannon battles like Cannon. battles seem like really ineffective. it's probably they probably sucked yeah. like how far did that Cannonball go like. how good were they at judging it here we.

go this is what a Cannon's. like. damn yeah see how it slides back it's on. Wheels yep and then there's a rope that. catches it yeah dude dude what a imagine. life back then and they thought that was. the [ __ ] that was like a [ __ ] iPhone. 16 bro I got a Canon yeah you know we. used to be able to used to have to go up. to the boat jump in hack everybody to. death light it on fire now I think it.

you shoot it from over here incredible. you don't even have to jump on the boat. amazing yes yeah man I'll tell you. though with all the [ __ ] that's going on. right. now I know everyone's freaked out but. the reason I'm. hopeful is not because of like the. bombings and the deaths obviously it's. the outcry like like when in history has. there been this level of outcry like no. what are you doing stop like to me like.

that's the sign that human consciousness. is like evolving to to Value life in a. way that maybe we didn't value before. because like there there have been. infinite Wars and like including like. the how many people did we [ __ ] bomb. how many people how many civilians did. we [ __ ] kill when we were [ __ ]. bombing uh Iraq how many no I there's a. it's a lot right well they don't know.

like the full number you you get two. different people's numbers but they. think that it's somewhere in the. neighborhood of a million people died. right so so in that right is that is. that correct is that I think it's also. like deaths that they attribute to. things that happen because of the war. but I think it led to a million innocent. deaths or somewhere in that range I. think that was the high end but and in. there was an outcry over that war but. not the same as this but yeah but right.

if you think about the numbers like yeah. I think it's also the access that we. have now to cell phone footage and how. good it is and how quickly it gets. posted I that's relatively recently you. know yeah like that's the real abilities. of these phones like to make videos like. they do now how long has that been going. on you're right 10 years you're right. you know. 100 100,000 including civilians 66,000. civilians.

210,211. 19,000 deaths including. 66081 civilian that's weird I don't. understand what they're saying. there what's that it just pulled that. section from the middle of this whole. thing civilian deaths from violence does. that mean War like what does that mean. so that's civilians that were killed.

entirely by war or is that civilians. that died just from violence well any. kind of violence yeah like stabbing your. neighbor but this is like Carlin does. jokes about this this is what's really. Insidious about this [ __ ] it's like it's. War yeah say it's [ __ ] War it's like. it's like the violence it's the the the. violence is related to war so don't say. from violence say from [ __ ] War. because that's what war does and you. know it's really crazy looking.

at dead human numbers go put that back. up please when you're looking at the. number. [Music]. 210,211 10,000. 296 people that didn't have to die how.

many memories that died because someone. wanted to do something and got a group. of people to go and do their bidding and. they all were uh they all were. authorized to shoot people yeah man yeah. this is a crazy thing that we still do. as human beings and the problem is I. don't see a way out of it because. terrorists are real criminals are real. bad people are real this is the world. we're living in unless. you take mushrooms we got to get. mushrooms legal for the entire country.

the whole country yeah and just force. them down everybody's throat force. people to do mushrooms do it for. everyone else that's our robots do for. everyone else our robot [ __ ] like. like like like a bird it just pokes its. [ __ ] thing in your mouth and sprays. cybin in there can you imagine if AI. forced us all to take till ayin oh what. a horrible day that would be but you. imagine if like that was AI solution. yeah was like human beings actually.

developed their Consciousness through. this sort of relationship that they had. with cubensis mushrooms and this is the. facts and this is how we know and this. is why the doubling of the human brain. size is such an anomaly and aligns with. the Terrence McKenna's theories about. how the the grasslands receded you know. UPG or the the rainforest were seeded. into grasslands and people started. eating cow [ __ ] bugs and cow [ __ ]. mushrooms and then they started thinking. about things different oh my God imagine. if the AI tells us that's how what so.

you just need to keep going thei I would. say you guys like quit like you know you. got your purple belt and you're like try. to get injured and you backed out go. deeper go deeper you need to go a little. deeper little deeper little bit and if. AI just like tells people like this is. what you really should be taking like. imagine if like instead of mushrooms. especially siloc iban instead of it. being something that terrifies people. and that makes people oh my God you take. it you're going to lose your mind you. take it you're going to be a [ __ ]. loser imagine if it was actually.

scientifically proven that it it does. make you smarter and it makes you more. effective at being a person and that and. that these are the right doses imagine. if AI just starts spitting out doses in. order to gain this percentage of. increase in cognitive ability you can. get this percentage of increase in. empathy at this dose for this many days. and and it just starts like Reen. engineering human beings. hbin you know one of the things Romas. said which I love is when they they.

would ask him things like how you know. how did this happen to you how did you. get where how do you get like to be this. benevolent like thing that is radiating. love all the time which he was he goes I. trusted the. mushroom any minute dude and and and cuz. cuz I don't know that we get AR rdas. without Sila Sabin like CU that like. he's there's a beautiful famous story of. him hanging out with Tim ly and some. other like luminaries and they had. synthetic psilocybin and that was pretty.

much like the the real beginning of his. like path and like it you know I'm. sometimes I'm a little skeptical about. this concept because I worry that. because I've met people who are really. into psychedelics who are like somehow. it went the opposite direction they're. really kind of egoic they're into the. dosage and how many times Guru like they. become Guru you know but and by the way. Guru isn't always bad not always but.

they become. narcissistic they become power gurus. more like Sorcerers and and co-leaders. co-leaders and so so yeah so like I I. worry that you know because that. everyone's like what if we just gave. Putin a [ __ ] ton of mushrooms it's like. well it's going to go one of two ways. like it's going to be like where he just. like is like oh my [ __ ] god oh my. [ __ ] God I thought I was Russian I'm. an Earthling what the [ __ ] was I.

thinking this is i' I was conditioned. this is brainwashing I got brainwashed. by culture and and and I it's over guys. no more of this [ __ ] I retire I'm moving. to [ __ ] Hawaii whatever but like the. or it goes the other way which is like. oh God wants me to fire nuclear. missiles you know what I you know we. don't know roll the dice right roll the. dice so yeah but I I do think if if.

we're looking at like massive like. instantaneous shifts in in planetary. Consciousness. psychedelics definitely one of the ways. like have you heard of the Brotherhood. of eternal love no. but I don't like the way it sounds I. think you like them just the name it's. like that sounds like the bad people in. some really corny movie it does. Brotherhood of eternal love you're the. Brotherhood of eternal love speaking of.

which I saw a really good movie last. night what um what it is I think it's. called late night with the. devil it's about uh it's a 2024 movie. about a talk show host in 1977 that has. this girl come on the show and it's like. really done like like it looks like. you're in 1977 so good and uh the girl's. possessed and like it builds man dude. it's so so [ __ ] good have you seen. this yes oh you loved it right dude I. loved it it's great it's so good late.

night with the devil official I mean I. think it just came out a couple months. ago must have just went straight to. being streamed but it's [ __ ] good man. and that's good casting dude all of it. like that the host is so much like the. that level talk show host from that time. period and it's scary and it's [ __ ]. good yeah it's. solid highly recommend yeah it was solid. it was really solid solid dude and dude. you know what I just saw that uh and I.

was super skeptical about this one uh. but it's not bad the Pope's Exorcist. have you seen that dude I know I had the. same I had the same thinking my my my. brother-in-law who's got like really. good taste in movies and like he's like. it's actually not that bad it's a little. cheesy it's [ __ ] good dude really yes. it's very good and like but stupid but. good you know what I mean like. this is the Pope's Exorcist yeah and I. usually don't get into Russell Crow I.

don't get into Exorcist movies usually. why do they all [ __ ] turn their head. like that but it what's interesting is. this guy the pope has an exorcist and he. wrote a bunch of [ __ ] books and so. it's kind of drawing from like stories. of this guy doing exorcisms and it's. it's in it's fascinating man it's really. interesting it would be the greatest. deception ever if demonic possession was. real and we were all mocking it and then.

one day you saw it you actually saw it. you be like oh no it's real dude I think. it is real like I like you I think we've. just come up with new words for it but. have you ever had this happen I'm going. to get made fun of this have you ever. had this happen like have you ever been. like super high you're walking down the. street you pass somebody having a. psychotic episode and they start saying. what you're thinking have you ever had. that happen no I have really yeah I have.

what were you thinking though I'm. hot was it 100° out I feel crazy I was. thinking I think I feel crazy I feel. crazy I'm hot oh my God he knows he can. read my mind I'm too high right now he. can read my mind no no it was like no he. was like kind of like he was like. garbling out like [ __ ] I think I was. thinking about like I mean obviously any. of this stuff it's not scient obviously. it's not scienti wait a minute you're.

not a scientist I am a Scientist I am. actually yeah I am a [ __ ] scientist I. I study rainbows I study the power of. rainbows to heal animals there is I. forget who who posted it up but there's. some video of uh all these college kids. talking about it went viral all these. college kids talking about what their. degree was in and these all these woke. kids kids with these ridiculous degrees. like what what what they studied yeah.

man dude very expensive to get those. [ __ ] degrees it is a hilarious video. because it's like how does anybody not. see that that is a massive waste of your. time like what have you done you have. been tricked you have been tricked into. getting a degree in nonsense dude and. you can write papers in nonsense and. books on nonsense but but aside from. that you know what you've really been. tricked into you've become a [ __ ]. vassel of the bank. like you are eternally indebted to the.

structures that you are opposing it's. like oh oh oh what's your oh so you. spent how much again like. $180,000 to get to major in like. communist studies great okay I you're. laid on your payment [ __ ] you. got to pay it St I mean not only that. it's the ultimate Mafia group like they. they want your money no matter what. even if Social Security [ __ ] you pay me. they're the ultimate [ __ ] you pay me.

people [ __ ] you pay me you can't. apparently we said we we talked about. this before but apparently there are. certain circumstances under which uh. there's a certain type of bankruptcy. that allow you to evade that but I. wonder what that is it's. suicide dug into before in the podcast. but I don't understand enough to. interrupt and yeah I remember us talking. about it I don't understand it either. dude this is like man well we've. definitely talked about this before but. rest in peace David Graber wrote a great.

book called [ __ ] jobs brilliant mind. man brilliant mind but he he basically. talks about how like so idea is I'm. going to go to. college oh discharge sorry no problem. man discharge and bankruptcy if you. declare bankruptcy and then the. bankruptcy court determines repaying. your loans would cause undue hardship. your loans can be discharged how many. times does that happen zero. it's like yeah it's it's legal as long. as this judge decides I'm sorry but.

repaying your loans always produces undo. [ __ ] hardship it sucks to payback. loans it sucks it always sucks I want a. [ __ ] nice computer I want a boat I. want a swimming pool like for example. several types of loans associated with. education expenses are dis are. dischargeable in bankruptcy like most. other types of unsecured Consumer Debt. these types of loans for Education. expenses are not subject to the more. difficult standard and extra step these. loans could include for example loans.

where the loan amount was higher than. the cost of the attendance such as. tuition books rooms and board which can. occur when a loan is paid directly to a. consumer Loans pay for education so that. means they could do it they could they. could they could forgive you if the loan. amount was higher than the cost of. attendance is that what it's saying or. is it saying it's going to pay you the. difference. like you could you could deduct the. difference when you get uh bankruptcy I.

know loans to pay for education at. places that are not eligible for title. for funding include unaccredited. colleges a school in a foreign country. so so much for your wizard University. Duncan yeah you can't you're not you. can't go bankrupt with your wizard. degree you still have to pay it are you. [ __ ] I'm up to my neck debt for this. [ __ ] P it says you have to pay it and. also it's like accredited the rainbow. thing it's like something's changed in. the Earth's atmosphere cuz it's not.

healing anymore it's an unaccredited. wizard school you know you went cheap. and now you're [ __ ] well I'm sorry Joe. not everybody was born a billionaire. like you I wasn't born a I know you. weren't I'm joking um I I don't think. that that wizard stuff is good anyway I. think it's I think you're you're toying. with the devil just like that late night. show I'm that little bald guy that was. like uh in the show that's me where I'm. like hey you're messing with something. can I ask you something yes where did.

the devil come from that's a good. question did God make the devil what a. mean trick imagine imagine do you need. the devil do you need is it symbolic of. what we need in this life like do we. need to see what's happening in. Palestine in order to reassess the way. we behave as a civilization do we need. crime to get out of hand before we. realize that Law and Order is important.

right and that we really need to like. figure out a way to stop crime at its. root Source was this disenfranchised. people do we really need something like. maybe that's the only way we learn. that's maybe there's like you know like. lottery winners they don't do well dude. they don't do well because they didn't. learn they just got all this money like. and then they're doing blow and they're. on a [ __ ] rot and it's gone now it's. gone and now you're mad and everybody's. mad at you. with and everybody's pissed you so. you're asking do we need the devil I.

wonder if you need a bad and a good I. wonder if you need something I wonder if. you need to see 200 plus thousand dead. people and just have that number in your. head and just try to picture what that. looks like I wonder if we need that in. order to realize yes yes that there's. like you don't grow without resistance. like this is we're thinking of it as. just. this is life but we're in the middle of. a process yeah we're in the middle of a.

process. everyone understands this and no one. thinks about it right we are in the. middle of this intellectually. evolutionary process and there's there's. something H that's funny that I said. those two words in such a goofy way. intellectual I it Evolution but it's. there's a thing going on where we're. assuming that Civilization is is going. to be better all the time and we're. always going to get better all the time. which is really interesting because no.

other animal does that there's not. another animal alive that says we only. killed you know 47 zebras this year next. year we're [ __ ] cranking it up we're. going to be better and more efficient we. want to be better at everything we want. to be better at our industry we want to. be better at fixing our infrastructure. we want to be better at housing we want. to be better all the time like there's. this constant push for Progress right. and if just step back and look at where. it's going with this train wreck of AI. happening at the same time that's going.

on it's like oh we were fueling this. yeah we were fueling the Takeover we. were buying iPhones dude I think this is. so funny you're mentioning this cuz. honestly it's so embarrassing it's this. is so dumb every I don't care I'm. wearing a robot. outfit at the. gym. yesterday I'm working out and I've. started listening to Classic gospel. music it is so good if you're having a.

shitty day it doesn't matter if you're. not Christian just [ __ ] listen to it. it's so upbeat and like it makes you. happy and it's kind of magical but like. so I'm at the gym and I'm thinking about. Jesus because I've been listening to. gospel music and like I was thinking. like oh oh like maybe the idea as far as. like the devil goes cuz I always wonder. that who made the devil why did God make. the devil why is there a devil is there. a devil is it just a [ __ ] symbol for. something but I realized like oh like.

you know that stupid song If you love. some if you love somebody set them free. yeah so it's like the idea being I'm. setting I'm making you you're sentient. I'm setting you free and I'm setting you. free in a [ __ ] Universe where there. are there's collectivized evil there's. some kind of like like sematics there's. some kind of thing that forms which will. [ __ ] you up and because I love you I'm. going to let you figure it out and and.

and and and and then from from that. perspective and also if there is some. super intelligence and somehow in the. universe there's a bifurcation or. something that's centered on the self. instead of others that has an. intelligence to it to really like. [ __ ] Flex to that thing you're like. okay I'm just going to give you these. things that I love so much and if you.

win if you corrupt my creation fully. then then you win I was wrong but I. don't think you are I don't think it's. going to happen because inevitably. whatever it is you take a psychedelic. for me whenever I take psychedelics too. many right away I start thinking how. selfish I am I start thinking like dude. like it hurts it hurts to be jealous it. hurts to not help it hurts to be so. cherishing of myself and anytime I'm not.

doing that I'm so happy like so but to. to to force that you can't force that. onto somebody they have to stumble upon. it somehow and there's like that's. Christianity that's they don't get it. unless they feel it that's it and so. like to let these things that. theoretically I'm talking about from. Christian cosmology that you love more. than anything else to [ __ ] which by. the way like in the Garden of Eden. story when God is crying like God says.

something like where are you to Adam and. Eve and apparently the The Originals the. original translation that crying out is. the way like you know have you ever lost. your kid at a playground it's that it's. not like where are you slaves it's like. you're when you're calling for your kids. so yeah it's heavy man and so like so. yeah I I feel like uh that maybe the. whole thing is designed for us. individually to stumble upon that that.

basic truth that underneath the shell is. love and the love wants to express. itself and love doesn't Express Itself. by saying me me me me me me me love is. always like I love you what can I do for. you let me help you it's like the person. swimming into the lake for no reason to. get that last person who [ __ ] was in. a car accident and they drown you know. they get the person to safety and they. die this is to me I think that's the.

devil that's why it's there it's it. might it might be real I think as a term. of convenience it's great but it's like. holy [ __ ] man like as an inclination. it's real right like whether or not you. murder a baby because the devil made you. do it or because some other force that. is just like the devil that just happens. to be a part of human beings yeah in. violent rages they can do horrific. things and then on top of that also.

intentionally evil just like chimpanzees. yeah I mean chimpanzees do it do we. think the devil's invading The Chimps. and they're doing it or do we think that. this is some bygone some leftover [ __ ]. that's in our DNA that can go sideways. and allow people to become serial. killers or allow people to become. assassins I think it's a semantics. argument I think it's like it's an. identification of a possibility in a. human life there is a possibility in a. human life to make a series of shitty. decisions and those shitty decisions.

lead you into darker and darker and. darker experiences of reality and the. darker your experience of reality the. more likely you are to make a shitty. decision because like you've gotten. yourself into [ __ ] debt you went to. wizard School you've got you're you're. you you you study [ __ ] Rainbow Magic. it doesn't seem to be real no one's. coming to your clinic now you're like. you know $800,000 in [ __ ] debt and. now what are you going to [ __ ] do. like you got to figure out a way to make. money so how are you going to make the. [ __ ] money well you find some scam or.

some [ __ ] right and then the next thing. you know now you're like lying to people. and now that you're lying to people you. have to keep [ __ ] lying to people and. then you start lying to yourself and. then you get lost in a maze of. self-deception that leads you into lower. and lower and lower levels of. consciousness until the next thing you. know you're in [ __ ] jail or you're. dead you're killing somebody and so so. like call it whatever you want to. [ __ ] call it but this entropic. reality in human existence is very. [ __ ] real and the message of all the.

great lineages whether it's Hinduism. Christianity Buddhism is at any given. moment in that hell State you've gotten. yourself into there is a way to get the. [ __ ] out you don't have to be in hell. it's like what CS Lewis says the gates. of hell are locked from the inside. there's a [ __ ] way God what a good. quote it's so good dude it's so good. it's so good that's such a good one and. that's you know that's that's why I love. Jesus that's why I love the message of. Christianity why don't you look into.

Jesus prise God got the aners you heard. that song right yeah dude are you that. song is [ __ ] great it shows up on my. gospel playlist isn't it weird that that. guy like that was it that was like that. was his song it just like this one song. that was a banger but you listen to the. rest of them you're like dude I know. that sucks oh God man that's the worst. there's a few of those guys that we you. know Johnny Thunder you know that's song. I'm alive no bro I played that song for. so many [ __ ] people including. musicians you know I played for Zack.

Bryan he was like like you hear it. people like God damn and it's from 1969. one hit wonder dude I don't even think. it was a hit there was another version. of it that th that his version of I'm. alive was a cover of and it was better. than the original version and it was so. good like if this guy can make this song. somebody needs to write for him man this. guy's a star this guy's got bangers I. mean this was a [ __ ] tremendous song.

and it was just one dude I know it's. like that's got that just is like it's. got to be so scary man like oh yeah you. know when you make a great movie and. then you got to make your next movie oh. yeah and like it's got to be [ __ ]. good like say you make that movie what's. it called DSX makina you know that movie. yeah yeah yeah yeah and you're like. you're I got to make another movie and. then you're like Civil War and oh [ __ ]. I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't that's the.

that is the guy right Alex Garland oh no. man I'm sorry Alex gar like by the way. you're brilliant like like I get it like. the attempt I get it and I who knows you. never know what happened in the process. and like man I feel like now that this. is so I started doing video and I'm. recognizing just like how hard it is. just to like get the lighting right for. my dumbass sitting there they're. rambling like anyone who makes a [ __ ]. movie is is a is a genius [ __ ] wizard. so I I do and all the people that come.

together some of them just don't work. out the way they wanted it they just. don't work out they just don't work out. that's how it is like like Pilots for TV. shows it's for sketches that people. create yeah yeah you know but like I. just like I think doing a video podcast. and then critiquing a great director is. pretty [ __ ] up man I just I don't meet. I just and a lot of people like the. movie. but. um you try to dig yourself out I just. feel bad I feel I I feel bad like no I I.

I but God damn it was horrible. [Laughter]. dud it was so bad that's hilarious it. was so bad yeah oh my God that's funny. yeah I'm glad I didn't see it no you you. you were lucky you didn't see have you. been watching the. on Netflix now what's that oh dude it's. a guy Richie series on Netflix It's.

[ __ ] amazing what is it it's about. these weed growers in uh in the UK cool. it's I don't want to give away any more. of it but it's basically the movie the. gentleman I don't know if you ever saw. the movie but this is the the same world. that the movie takes place in just with. different characters cool it's [ __ ]. great man it's a great show I think it. has like six episodes or how many. episodes does it have. eight there's some good movies coming.

out right now man it's kind of awesome. we went through like a pretty rough. Cinema drought I don't know do you. remember I mean you got to think about. how many movies get they get drawn up. they get funded covid hits everything. gets shut down everything gets shut down. and then everybody loses money no one's. going to the movies anymore everything's. [ __ ] yeah you have to wait for forever. before things get back on track things. start getting profitable again and they. start making Dune too you know they. start I haven't seen it but her it's. awesome they start making movies like. that they start making Banger movies.

again dude Dune two is so [ __ ] good I. watched it with ass son and dude I was. like you know that Mo like you get Bliss. and movies are so good and you're the. you're the right amount of stoned and. like you realize like oh my God it's. only been 30 [ __ ] minutes and this is. already the most insanely beautiful. thing I've ever seen in my [ __ ] life. the soundtrack when you look up how they. made the soundtrack for that movie it is.

insane man everything about it is like. they had throat singing in it they've. got like. that it's so cool dude uh did you read. the books no the books are so good the. first one honestly the second one I I. struggle with but the first one is wait. a minute what book Dune no I didn't read. that Frank Herbert it's one of the best. sci-fi d i I think I. read I think I read one of those um do.

they they did they make him into like. comic books like really nice comic books. probably did. they but you you can't I never got into. the first one the first movie so when. the second one came around I was like oh. dude I keep hearing it's amazing second. one's better than the first and the. first was great if you're like a dune. nerd which I am but like you're a Dun. nerd oh I'm a Dun nerd I've been reading. that book since interesting dude the. spice milange and like but the way he's. first of all Frank Herbert was a. myologist the guy who wrote Dune did you.

know that he's like a a really respect. stamets talks about it like I yeah. yeah. [Music]. whoa Duncan this is what going to happen. when Trump. wins Robert janiro Is Right Robert Tano. is Right Duncan do you want to line up. and lose all your rights and he never.

leaves the White House and you have. throat singing on the Capital Hill steps. throat singing so funny I was like dude. that sounds awesome make. a everybody sneaks and gets a gun in. the sneak we'll give you money sneak. sneak in vote for us dude um uh yeah so. like the the there's always theories. about Dune but the blue eyes so you eat.

this spice. mange uh that like they that you need it. for space travel it's only produced on. you know the story but like the blue. eyes so there's a theory cuz he was. Frank hert was a. myologist the blue eyes represent. psilocybin and like that was his blange. is like psilocybin and like makesense. yeah dude and he he apparently I think. in Sam Fran he was living on a boat next. to Alan Watts oh and they were they were.

[ __ ] friends so a lot of the like uh. you remember the gum Jabar the the. needle that that witch puts to polit. tr's neck to say like they want to find. out if you're human so you put your hand. in this box that if you pull your. [ __ ] hand out of the box she stabs. you with this needle it kills you. because you're not human who gives a. [ __ ] and so gum Jabar gum is in Tibetan. Buddhism is the name for meditation so. there's all these like clearly he was p.

with Al watts and he like like weaves a. lot of like a lot of the language in it. is like the the the do the daughter in. the womb I think her name is Aaliyah. which is like a Buddhist term for like. the emptiness for a state of pure. Consciousness and so it's a deep book is. my point and you you would love it it's. so and it inspired Star Wars right. didn't we just talk about this we did. right. Duncan might know more about that but it. was they came from the same thing I. think what do you mean Dune and Star.

Wars came from the same place like they. both were inspired by the same thing I. asked that question out loud I thought I. thought we talked about it the other day. did we not talk about it on the podcast. okay we did right but I think it was St. Dune came before Star Wars and then Star. Wars was written by different people I. don't know I think Dune predates Star. Wars for sure Dune predat Star Wars we. talked about the other day what what is. the whole story though what were you. trying to say I didn't understand what. you're saying they both I had asked that.

out loud I said didn't isn't Dune just. star or Star Wars is a dune ripoff and. then I dug into it and it says that they. both like our our um sorry both creators. took similarities and uh inspiration. from the same original Source I think. what's the original source as I'm trying. to read as I'm talking that's what so. there's something else there was an. original story like that I'm sorry it's. like a short story or. probably it's like the one of the it's. like the greatest sci-fi book if you ask. me and it's influenced all sci-fi it's.

so [ __ ] good dude and did you see. David Lynch's Dune no oh man you gotta. watch sting is in David Lynch's Dune and. like man I did see it that was the old. the original one right the Lynch one was. the original one yeah I didn't get into. it no well it was massively criticized. because like there there have been. attempts to do Dune this famous guy. jarowski there's a whole documentary on. his idea for dune David Lynch takes on. the project and where the the the Dune.

we have now succeeds where he failed is. they broke the book into two. movies every sci-fi property you love is. based on Foundation interesting I Isaac. asimov's Foundation series is widely. understood to be the inspiration for. Star Wars Dune and even The Hitchhiker. guide of the Galaxy huh wow you know one. of the things about um the new Dune is. the people that grind. me right they look like they're really. in that world there was a thing about. those old Dunes that I couldn't get into.

cuz everybody looked too clean everybody. looked like they just steep right out of. wardrobe I just didn't you know what I'm. saying like you see that when the guy's. throat's singing and those people. they're walking down and putting. everybody's dirty yeah Co they're grimy. that's a you're living a crazy [ __ ] up. hard ass life yeah yeah and and like in. the book he like what they even in the. newest one I don't think they convey. like he writes about the smell in those. sies in the underground like um in the.

caves that the fmen are living in he. talks about the smell of the Bo in there. like just all of these people living. underground and the stink of of that but. dude did you see that video of David. Lynch eating a girl eating this girl's. panties um. what no for real yeah yeah why is he. doing that Jamie do you want one of. these you want a Lucy yeah let me spit. this thing. out Renegade Rogue chucked it thank you.

hey do you know the Zen spiracy do you. know about this we're all being accused. of secretly uh being sponsored by. Zen yeah it's the funniest [ __ ] okay. watch this this is crazy okay uh this. being dedicated to that. real is that not real that's AI bro God. damn it I'm I don't know man looking. forward to this I who the voice is when. did when was it posted yeah no look cuz. this just stood. up there I this is I did see multiple.

videos or versions of the video too it. just looked like his mouth was moving. weird I mean I hope it's real thank you. very much and they're still. warm okay. now they're very warm as matter of fact. cinamon sorry about okay and now the. deal is I'm going to put these panties. in my mouth and pronounce wm's full. username are you ready he's a.

genius what the [ __ ] dude I love. him count. [Music]. down right okay that that's probably one. of them frequencies that call the devil. like that's sound that's probably what. the devil responds to if you have a. mouthful of panties you try to read. anything the devil's like I got you I.

got you now that's a song of. God this a sound that you make like a. sound you make with a mouth full of. panties just imagine just demons just. summon and they're like we were waiting. for you to open the portal like you have. to make that sound like the only way to. make that sound is to be such a depraved. [ __ ] do you have someone's pantties. stuffed in your mouth may I stop you. there I don't think it's depraved to. shove a beautiful woman I don't either. but the devil thinks that it is and God. thinks it is so if they agree like this.

is a opportunity to go after him look. this guy's out there eating people's. underwear tell he's not going to solve. The World's problems he's so crazy he's. eating underwear why does everybody want. to solve The World's problems let's. shove P We're All in This Together. Duncan I want to eat panties we are on. the production line for AI and you're. not doing your part dude I listen if. there is a Satan he doesn't want us to. put panties in our mouth that's the. that's what the devil would really be. the devil would really be anti- panties. in mouth and like be like don't ever he'. want you on Aderall and he'd want you.

working 24 hours a day exactly exactly. the devil doesn't want us the devil. hates David Lynch if there is a devil he. doesn't like David Lynch right cuz he's. having fun stuffing warm panties in his. mouth yeah it happened in. 2002 or three back when it was. legal what if that was. illegal but if [ __ ] develop laws for. panty eating like enough we've summoned. too many demons it's people just realize.

that all you have to do is [ __ ] hold. hands with mouthfuls of panties and if. the two of you are talking at the same. time you could summer a super demon dude. like it is kind of I mean like that's a. that was a that wasn't like a dainty. panty like no he stuffed a real panty in. there that wasn't a g string that was a. hug like it had a back little bit of a. back to it like and then to still be. able to talk oh yeah what a genius he's. so good he's so good really good at. talking dude. I'm he's the.

best the Portal's. open Twin Peaks was great creature is. hiding in your closet David thank you. for bringing. me thank you dve I have an idea for your. next what are you talking about the. sound you make with a mouthful of. bandies uh dude uh yeah well I mean look. we this is the thing like David Lynch is. one of the great artists alive today and.

this thing where we expect artists to. behave like normal people yeah I don't. expect that at all it's [ __ ] not you. but I like you read the comments and. people are like oh there's so M at him. I'm sure I don't have to read it but it. just it's just like that's just what it. is and it's also not representative I. think of actual the a real number of. actual people the problem is it's like. what I talk what I whenever you do a. survey people say say oh the survey is. this like no you don't get a real. percentage I don't give a [ __ ] what your. study says you only get 100% of the.

people that are on your survey are so. [ __ ] dumb that they reply to surveys. yes ex this is not everybody exact it's. not even close exactly it's just like. comments who the [ __ ] leaves comments. how do you have time I think about. unless like good job congratulations. being nice who has time yeah if you do. there's no chance you're de devoting the.

proper amount of time to the things in. your life that you should be do right so. it's this massive distraction and you. get these arguments online that distract. you from the failures in your real life. but that is representative in a lot of. people's minds to how people think about. whatever this person posted or whether. this political argument that people are. having about things but that's not real. and then you've got the algorithm. manipulation we were talking about which. is even more crazy like now not only do. you have the most complaining [ __ ].

people complaining but you have the. algorithm showing things going to piss. you off like look at this [ __ ] and. the phone's going to know that you took. a screenshot of the comment and you send. it to me and I'm like wow what a dick. and I'll send it to other people I'll. send people a link look at this [ __ ]. he's arguing to people in the comments. that's it and that's what happens yep. and that's a storm that's like a that's. a. neurological hurricane sweeping through. brains around the planet amigdalas. [ __ ] squirting [ __ ] cortisol. hanger teams [ __ ] getting ready to do.

battle for [ __ ] what yeah dude for. what what are you aring about so this is. I've heard I don't know if you've heard. about this like there's some the kids. now I'm 50 so I could say that for sure. now the kids the kids now apparently. there's a whole new thing where they're. just they're putting their phones down. there's this whole thing where they're. just like [ __ ] this my friend was yes. that's what I heard that like um you're. dealing with a lot of weird kids though. well I'm not dealing with any kids like. my my friend you deal with hippies they.

got [ __ ] straw hats on they're in the. woods Barefoot yeah well but I I like. tiedyed mushroom shirts on if you think. about it like what what do kids tend to. do like what I did Rebel and so like. you're so you're like God help you let's. imagine you're raised by like an. influencer Mom God help you so your. whole childhood has been on camera and. if it's not on camera you're looking at. your [ __ ] mom staring at the comments. of the video she posted of you opening. Christmas presents or you're just a. standard kid and your childhood is.

constantly interrupted by your parents. staring at their [ __ ] phones so you. get old enough you're not going to. associate phones necessarily with good. feelings and then you're like you know. what [ __ ] these things this made my. parents [ __ ] like distant it made my. parents upset and they're just like [ __ ]. this which means there's by the. way that's scary if you want to monitor. populations wow right now we're all in.

[ __ ] Orwell like some crazy version. of 1984 way more Sinister than the. camera in your house it's like you're. carrying it around but suddenly these. like formerly monitored populations they. just go dark cuz like kids are just like. I'm not going to do this they're meeting. in Parks God help us all they're meeting. in parks and they're saying things that. are untraceable no one knows what. they're talking about and so now you've. got yeah I I like to believe you're.

you're correct this sounds like a. movie this is from a Pew resarch 72% of. us teens say they often and sometimes. feel peaceful when they don't have their. smartphone 44% say it makes them feel. anxious good for hobbies uh less so for. socialization 69% of teens say. smartphones make it easier for youth to. pursue hobbies and interests true right. that's a good aspect of it a few or 30%. say it helps people their age learn good. social skills that's true it doesn't do.

that right parental snooping that's a. problem half of parents says they'. looked through their teens's phone. you're going to find a lot of dicks the. other half are liars about uh four in 10. parents and teens regularly arguing with. one another about time spent on their. phone nearly half of teens 46% say their. parent is at least sometimes distracted. by their phone when they're trying to. talk to them at what age do you think. fellas start sending dick pics do you. think they wait until it's. legal would you I don't think they do so.

here's the thing like you know there was. a girl that was charged with she was. charged with child. pornography I think she was 15 cuz she. was sending naked photos of her body to. other. boys so like she was the pornography and. the pornographer right that's so [ __ ]. up find that story see find that story. cuz it was it was like a national. outrage story cuz everybody's like hey. hey hey man she's [ __ ] 15 she's not a.

child porn producer like this is a. bastardization of the law like this is. just a girl's being silly that's insane. she's getting a little wild that is. that's terrifying she might have been. talked into it like who the [ __ ] knows. like what is did she go to jail I don't. know what the story one story of a. 17-year-old boy who was charged no no no. it was a girl it was a they dropped the. charges in this case oh okay but find. the one on the 15-year-old girl because. I'm trying to remember what the the the. thing is not the easiest thing to dig.

through looking for child porns no no no. no no no no 15-year-old girl convicted. for child porn can you say that are you. just scared to type it you got to be. careful with the words you look for when. you type in a I'll Google it you [ __ ]. Google's already like they're taking. everything you you've ever goog this is. I typed in and I'm just showing you what. popped up kid charged with child poror. um how about 16-year-old male about. Google 15-year-old girl charged with. child.

porn. girl teen girl charge a child porn there. it is five years ago there on that's it. that's the. girl there's another one there's more. than one yeah there was different cases. all porn oh wait a minute this is. different this is a 15-year-old girl is. accused of requesting and sending nude. photos to classmates under the identity. of her. ex-boyfriend. oh is facing multiple child porn charges.

what a demon she was sending them to. classmates under the identity of her. ex-boyfriend wow how is she doing that. so she was pretending that she was him. and she was sending naked photos of. herself to try to charge him for it oh. she was trying to nail him there you go. dude she's a monster oh look at this she. told police that she created a fake. Social account for revenge for the.

relationship ending with her ex-boy what. a psycho she also admitted she was. jealous that her ex-boy have been chosen. to perform a solo in state finals for. band what up she was the crazy [ __ ]. from band camp monster remember that. movie one time in band. camp wow what a psychopath she's only. been on the planet 15 years and she's. reach PE evil that is so crazy imagine. trying to set your boyfriend up with. child porn oh God damn it dude that is.

God was it was it like Dr Phil K same. thing I don't know what the story is. here is that the same gal no probably. not cuz they're talking to her look at. that she's got to cover her horns with. [ __ ]. yeah. hair wow I think she was in late night. with the devil wow wow dude that's so. crazy that someone could be that evil at. that age yeah well it's so it's such a. crazy but then again you ever see that.

movie city of. God it's uh the gang movie from Brazil. from the. favellas I I say it's like one of the. wildest gang movies I've ever seen in my. life it's probably the wildest yeah now. that's based on real life in theas in. some places so that's a real that's. people really living that way like you. got to imagine that's just you just. become a sociopath at a very early age. become a psychopath at a very early age. it's the only way to stay stay alive yep.

and then what did this lady go through. where she's willing she's so conniving. she's going to set up fake social media. accounts and then get her boyfriend. accused of child porn like what yeah how. distanced are you from like the fact how. devious very [ __ ] devious how devious. dude if you read The Painted bird no oh. don't I mean it's so good but it's the. most like it's like it doesn't matter if. you do spoilers for old books but like.

one of the scenes this it's about a kid. wandering like I think it's World War II. he's lost his parents and he's got to. like he's just wandering through the. countryside and seeing just the most. horrific [ __ ] you've ever seen and. surviving but like he. watches these villagers take a woman and. shove a bottle into her [ __ ]. and then stomp on her [ __ ] to break the. bottle inside of. her yeah dude and it's it's it's that's.

not even the worst thing in the book but. but so so God this innocent kid just is. is witnessing all it and it's talking. about what you're talking it's it's like. basically analyz I it's sort of like. showing like where does evil come from. you know are people born evil well. statistically some people are born. sociopaths we know that but it's a. relatively small all part of the. population but where does it come from. inevitably it comes from trauma that a.

kid is enduring and then you have to. survive just like you're saying you we. programmed to [ __ ] survive and they. it's self-perpetuating it's going to. continue because they're all going to. see people murdered it's like people. living in gang infested neighborhoods in. America same thing if you're seeing it. happen all the time and it's affecting. all those families it's going to just. keep rate the kids are going to go into. it they see the the drug dealer Rolls by. bu the nice car everybody else is a. sucker for getting on the train and then. everybody's in and then the next thing. you know you're dead and then it just.

keeps going and you have kids that are. raised without you and then you're it's. likeo and then what do you do so then. what happens the reaction to the. contagion is you you you you other that. person so so now you see like the person. in full bloom of evil and you look at. that person you're like that's a [ __ ]. monster but you can't go back and look. at like their childhood because if you. start going back and looking at their. childhood you're like Jesus Christ. victim they're right but you can't think.

about that so fully like monsterfy. somebody you got to [ __ ] forget how. they became the monster and then and. then this is where you end up with a. very non nuanced system of dealing with. the contagion which will produce more. contagion like this just spreads the. [ __ ] evil all over the [ __ ] place. and I and I agree with you man like I. don't know the solution but I know but. but in like you know this is where. imaginary numbers came up with you know. and in math it's like you don't need to. know the solution put an X there it's.

like clearly this is a [ __ ] problem. we've got this people who like are are. horrifically. traumatized and then from they' made. shitty decisions where they've got to. commit to being some violent monstrous. thieving piece of [ __ ] and and. rationalize it and justify it uh but but. this is if we could fix this problem and. I don't think the way we fix the [ __ ]. problem is dropping bombs on people.

you're not fixing the problem like if. the answer to to evil is more evil what. the [ __ ] it's like a never ending it's. like scratching poison ivy it's not. going to go away right and right it. actually makes more like yeah this is. the thing that people are talking about. this uh the Israel Hamas thing like how. many you know. who is it that told us about this the. math the way.

um killing like terrorist math. goes was it Dave. Smith probably Dave Smith sounds like. something Dave Smith would talk about. but essentially like if one terrorist. dies it doesn't equal you don't like. lose a terrorist you gain 10 because all. the people that he's connected to they. all become radicalized they all want to. you killed their friend you killed their. family member you killed their son they.

they all so you you gain more terrorists. dude it's a it's the worst [ __ ]. problem ever man cuz like you know like. I whenever some like no matter how. horrific the monster is or or how like. whatever it is I try to like not be. afraid to to to put myself in the. position of whatever the [ __ ] thing. is and in this case we've got two sides. that right now seem to be being equally. vilified by different groups of people.

right but man dude let me tell you. something if my [ __ ] kid got blown up. by a [ __ ] bomb right that's it my. logic's out the window I would like to. think that I'd really listen to all the. Romos Retreats and stuff and I'd like to. think that I would be like Gandhi or. have some Blossom of love and be like I. forgive everyone I'm I'm afraid that's. not going to happen I'm gonna want to. hurt and then if my [ __ ] kid got. dragged into a [ __ ] tunnel are you. [ __ ] kidding me man I'm not going to.

see clearly like I'm going to want. revenge and I want my kid back and. whatever you do to get my [ __ ] kid. back okay like Have You Seen the Last of. Us like like so so what were so this. [ __ ] like othering of whatever the. [ __ ] side is it's leaving out. like what it feels like to love your kid. and like like look at a a a mother like. it's throughout the animal kingdom don't.

[ __ ] with a creature's kid like I'm. sorry it will get you [ __ ] up even if. the thing's smaller than you and you. [ __ ] with its kid it will like put. itself in front of its kid so like we. are looking at a problem of Love sadly. which is like on both sides people love. their [ __ ] kids and have been like I. can't. imagine how a day goes by when your. [ __ ] kids's in a tunnel I can't.

imagine how a day goes by when you're. thinking about how this thing that you. [ __ ] love more than anything in the. world got its head [ __ ] blown off in. a [ __ ] explosion in a building I. don't know how you live one day like. that right so like when you look at that. the the it's heart the entirety of the. thing is heartbreaking and irrational. both sides are it's pure it's completely. irrational because both sides are trying. to put out a fire with more fire and. it's like yeah that's what it is dude.

that's what it is what you just said. yeah man that's what it is yeah put out. a fire with more fire and it it that. we've tried it a million times. throughout human history to put out the. fire with [ __ ] fire and at the very. best the fire will temporarily a bait. but then it Springs right the [ __ ] back. up and so and again like the to me like. I I don't know the solution and like and. and and and that's the X it's like all.

but maybe the path to the solution is. like let yourself feel it entirely for. both for the whole [ __ ] thing feel. the whole thing you know and and and. like and don't like you know and again. if you're like these [ __ ] [ __ ]. them [ __ ] them more fire you're [ __ ]. them is the same thing causing the wars. right like well it's a problem when. human beings don't know human beings and.

they're the enemy that doesn't make any. sense regardless of how you think about. religion and land just stop for a second. human beings that don't know other human. beings and hate them so much they want. to kill them like seems that's a. communication issue that seems like some. Tower of Babble [ __ ] like that's the. only way it makes sense if we really get. to a point and I don't think it's going. to be far from now where we're all. connected with real time translation in. in real time somehow or another I mean. they've already they've already been.

able to do it with Google you know. they're already doing it with Samsung. phones where they can translate. conversations you could be talking in. Italian I could be talking in English. it'll translate back and forth to both. of us it's it's wild what they're. already able to do if we can get to some. sort of I mean it's not out of the. question that if they do develop this. these neural implants and there's not. just neural link there's several. competing are trying to do the same. thing because they recognize that once. you can actually affect the human mind. with electronics and you can develop the.

symbiotic relationship with electronics. you could do some wild [ __ ] and one of. the things is you're going to be able to. talk without words you're going to be. able to Comm well if you're talking. without words what language is that in. are you hearing that in a language or. are you understanding what the person's. thinking so this is the difference if. you're talking without words the the. problem is how are we going to be able. to translate all these different. languages and dialects we're not we're. going to go on thoughts we're going to. ditch language and we're going to go. straight to thoughts we're going to. interface with each other in a.

completely different way so instead of. thinking you're reading people's minds. hey Duncan would you like to go get. pizza yeah dude are you reading my mind. no instead of that it's like I think. your thoughts you think my thoughts we. think together so we abandon language. yeah there's no more need for that. that's it you you have ai that deals. with mathematical problems yeah instru. and construction of things and then we. just live in a world of thoughts with no. language we're one thing now and then. we're [ __ ] because then you can't go.

back you go back you feel like you're. just like walking when you just got out. of a car like what the [ __ ] dude I just. drove it took me two hours to get to. Vegas in this car if I walk it's going. to take years dude I might die this. is why I think world peace is possible. because it's if you [ __ ] look at. what's. happening the system it's it's like the. the framework is being built for just. what you're talking about the frame the. technological framework for a state you.

you to get into that state you either. need to do a lot of psychedelics or a. lot of meditation to really realize like. you're me I'm you yeah but the. technological framework is forming for. this thing to happen. which which is why man like everyone. [ __ ] I I'm going to seem like a musk. Fanboy in a Tesla suit everyone bashing. [ __ ] musk it's like dude dude do you. understand like what he's what that in. the future when people look back on that. [ __ ] even if it doesn't work even if the.

things are coming unplugged whatever the. [ __ ] thing is if that leads to what. you're talking about God damn that's. electricity that's like the end of War. that's the end of like the the the the. bar the ideological barrier like if. imagine like whoever you hate the most. in the [ __ ] world Boop put the thing. on you connect to them this is real all. goes away. and you just realize Jesus [ __ ]. Christ I see why they [ __ ] hate me. and they're like oh my God I get why. you're mad at me I didn't mean it like. that at all and then well how about you.

just completely abandon everything and. it just Consciousness interacting with. other Consciousness which makes hate. impossible yeah cuz there's no more. annoying language there's no more people. that are incapable of communicating. their thoughts there's n none of that. stuff there's all that gone all that. gone which is like that's the problem of. being like a communication bully like if. you're a person and you know that you. have a vastly superior uh if you if you. have a vocabulary like an Eric Weinstein.

like for instance like imagine if Eric. Weinstein decided to bully someone you. know uh like [ __ ] Redban you. know who's who's a brilliant guy brilant. but you know sometimes he like stumbles. on his words like and if [ __ ] Eric. Weinstein's yelling at him with a bunch. of long words you go hey that guy's. being an intellectual bully right you're. not trying trying to communicate with. him as a human being you're trying to. dominate him with your Superior. vocabulary and it's a weapon you can and. you know my vocabulary is like B+ it's.

not that good it's pretty good but for a. guy who talks for a living it probably. should be. better cuz sometimes I get to words and. I'm like that's a right word but I. always say it I'm not sure if that's the. right word but the the point is that. like it is a tool that you can wield to. for the benefit of your ego rather than. just having a conversation and those are. the grossest conversations when. someone's just [ __ ] on you well I. started a business I sold it at two.

billion and now like bro I got to go you. know those those kind of people abely. that's what that is that's they're. abusing Communication in order to just. and but if we get to a point where. there's that never happens ever again. because instantly we just think thoughts. that's it and you realize like why. people's thoughts are all [ __ ] up like. oh my God you're the chemicals in your. brain the cortisol what did your uncle. do what did your [ __ ] neighbor do. what did what happened to you that got. you so crazy when did you get Dad get.

out of jail what did he do before he. went to jail like oh my God like so many. people dude if that happened by some. unknown [ __ ] thing like that's what. the aliens did that would be it but it. would be like two days of crying like. for hugg both the whole planet would. just be like oh [ __ ] the thing is man. the really [ __ ] up thing is that's. possible it's you know I've had moments. where dudes where I hated them and they. hated me and then we got together and we. talked and we hugged and those are.

beautiful moments and that's why I. refuse to have feuds now as an older man. who understands things like I don't care. like I don't care you can you can not. like me that's fine that's okay I'm not. going to attack you I don't care I'm not. going to do it publicly I mean I had tag. CNN but I felt like that was like a. bigger thing that was like this is this. is a real problem like this is not just. my ego and which you know if they just. attacked me and said I suck I'm like. okay you s suck you're lying about.

medicine like you're lying about. medicine for the whole world like that. so that I made a big deal out of those. [ __ ] yes but normally I'm like. there's the the benefit of conflict in. that regard it's like almost zero. benefit all my conflict I try to keep. internal I don't I don't want to have. any conflict with external people I want. to have all my conflict with my own head. I want to have all my conflict with. discipline all my conflict with being. nice to people and like trying to be a.

better person all the time and trying to. be wiser about my choices with how I. describe things and talk about things. and think of things and how I interface. with ideas I just try to be better at it. so I don't have any time dude for all. your petty [ __ ] there's just too. many Petty people out there they're. Petty they're Petty and they're usually. Petty because they're all [ __ ] up. that's right it's not going way I like. that criticism thing dude it's and also. they uh I think I've yapped about this. you know L Jong mind training you ever. heard of that I have but I don't.

remember what it means it's just like a. it's like a slogans it's all these. slogans to like sort of get you back on. the path and like um one of my favorite. loang slogans is drive all blames into. oneself so it defuses the so like it it. completely like removes the ability like. it's your fault. because it's like actually whatever the. [ __ ] they did it's kind of your fault a. vampire only goes where they're invited.

you brought this person into your. [ __ ] life and they're behaving the. way that your instincts told you they. might behave and now you're mad at them. for being the [ __ ] way they are drive. all blames into oneself so like anytime. I'm getting like mad and butt hurt over. this person or that person or this thing. or that if I really analyze the. situation I chose it I chose CH to bring. that person into my life I chose to. connect to that person in some way or. another this is all me and I'm choosing. to [ __ ] react in a negative way yeah.

so yeah man this is like you yeah you. choose everything but you don't choose. like random acts of violence and random. catastrophes and R random things that. happen to you but you do in some way but. you don't even choose like getting. attached to a sociopath because if. you're naive you can get roped in so. this problems with thinking like this. because you do have like re really. manipulative people particular like you. know con people con artists get you to.

sign over your [ __ ] I I'm do this. business deal she's just like all I need. is $2,000 I'll have you a quarter. million dollar in a month great where do. I it's really easy it's really easy I. love it this is I've been doing this for. a while I'm really good at it but this. like this one we're kind of like. overdrawn and if you just do this for me. I am going to take care of you in the. most extreme way do you mean it yes yes. I am a man of my work and the next thing. you know you're signing off your bank. account and you don't you this guy this. sweet talking guy who's been in and out.

of jail and you just thought he was this. cool guy you met at a bar he's a con. artist and he does this to people yeah. but this doesn't mean idiot compassion. this is not about letting someone. [ __ ] like walk all over that's not. even an idiot thing sometimes it's like. people get scared at people that are. really confident and talk really well. and they're just a little socially. awkward and they feel like it would be. easier just to sign off and trust him. than it would be to argue with him cuz. he's so persistent and you are so averse.

to conflict that when someone's like. like being like really AG have you ever. had some someone to be really aggressive. to try to get you invest in something. yes it's the grossest feeling it's so. [ __ ] up you're like I got to go I got. to go I hate it I don't make movies yeah. dude I'm not making a movie it's so. gross it's so gross and you can sense it. I don't know you how am I starting a. business with someone I don't know that. sounds crazy but everything in you it. feels like there's you're just like this.

is bad but you know this is but this is. the thing man that's probably how girls. feel at a. bar dude that times 100 right like the. feeling of a guy wanting to start a. business with. you this guy wants to start a family. with you he wants to knock you up he. wants you to carry his seed you ever. been hit on by a dude at a bar yes. doesn't feel good no I had a dude rub. his hard dick into my leg nice uh did. you think about it at all like [ __ ]. him no about why he would find you. attractive like this is interesting like.

why me first of all I liked that aspect. of it did you ever think like if you. weren't you you would think you were gay. like if you saw you I think I'm gay all. the. time like if you just saw you at a bar. if you weren't you and you saw you and. you heard you talk you be like oh that. guy [ __ ] fruity dude he zest they. call it zesty that's what the isn't that. the new thing zesty zesty don't they. call people zest monsters I've been. watching a lot of Tik toks not really.

Tik toks reals I don't have the Tik Tok. I prefer my spy wear to be American. spyware dude I got real confused. watching the new Interview with a. Vampire man like [ __ ] good it's good but. lat the [ __ ] French vampire in it. dude like I'm like I I think I let him. [ __ ] yeah suck more than my blood. really dude we Tom Cruz was the original. one so pretty got nothing on lat nothing. on the new oh dude please I'm sorry you.

uh Interview with the Vampire nerd as. well yes I am an rice she was one of the. ones that I wished I got to interview. before she died I would have love to. talk to her oh man yeah she became like. a hardcore Christian before she died. right yeah I think that's one of that's. a cool aspect of her I love that I love. that she wrote all this [ __ ] like. crazy dude The Taming of Sleeping Beauty. [ __ ] cor porn like I loved that she was. like so goth and dark living in New. Orleans and then just like was like. suddenly became a Christian that's kind.

of cool like I think her story is. amazing and damn dude her books man. Interview with the Vampire is one of the. best horror books I've ever read They're. All amazing the vampire L is great. they're all [ __ ] good I don't think I. read other ones I think that's the only. I don't think I read L but I remember. reading Interview with the Vampire going. holy [ __ ] I was like how is Brad Pit. going to play that guy and how's Tom. Cruz going to play that guy like that. seems I I pictured like ugly European. people as vampires yeah no I that's what. I picture when I picture vampires dude.

vampires are beautiful like that's. what's scary about like vampires are. what you're talking vampire like the. real vampire in the world is an energy. vampire energy vampires they are not. going to suck energy you know what's an. energy vampire you have to pee and you. can't talk and you realize you have to. get out of this [ __ ] stupid outfit. get out good things dude yeah yeah we. we'll come back we'll come back we'll. come back and keep going all right I got. I really have to. pee we're back with regular clothes on.

god it feels so good it does [ __ ] man. when I was looking at the coffee and I'm. like oh my God I can't drink coffee how. much how long can I go for is it. embarrassing if I talk about this yes. okay cut that Jamie I'll just ignore it. yeah ignore your new watch um. what's uh when's your special releasing. oh dude I don't like I don't know I've. got it it's edited I just don't know.

what to [ __ ] do with it right now cuz. like also like I still like did you ever. watch it no see that's the thing like. did you send me a link I did I'll resend. it send me on the link but like like um. it's edited it looks good I [ __ ] love. it I think I'm going to call it when I. had hair and like. that's a funny name yeah but um uh I'm. scared and two I'm like I don't know the.

strategy dude like when like like cuz. like I got all these shows coming up. uhhuh so it's like should like and I'm. doing the Wilbur at the end of this like. run oh so you need to have new material. before you release it yeah cuz I'm I. mean I wouldn't even call it I'm doing a. tour but I am doing a lot of dates so. it's like if if I release it in the. middle of doing all these dates. then instantly I have to come up with. like I I would feel bad doing material. on the special because people are buying. tickets they want to see me work on.

[ __ ] material so but then I'm also. like well how much of this is an excuse. and how like but I'm thinking like after. my show at the Wilbur then I will put. the thing out yeah then just start doing. a bunch of sets in the little room yes. you know that's like the best place to. develop material that place is like a. little honest Factory you find out where. the funny is and things and you kind of. sink up cuz there's only 110 people you. sink up together in a [ __ ] cool way. dude you know I like that room so much.

because I I learned to do stand up in. the belly room that's where MIT would. [ __ ] put me and which is the perfect. place to start the perfect place yeah. it's the it's not too intimidating it's. so small that it's like even though it's. intimidating to get out in front of. people if you can do it in a room that. only has 90 people in it what do the. belly room hold 90 90 is it 90 990. what's it ever gotten in there though. during roast battle a lot dude one time. we were in the bar we were downstairs. and uh uh we were we were talking and. someone was jumping up and down upstairs.

and I'm watching the [ __ ] the ceiling. buckle and I'm like yo you know how old. this building is what the last time. anybody came in here and checked any of. these beams dude that's terrifying dude. it was moving it was moving but they. would pack it sometimes when I first. came back to the store in 2014 that was. the thing that impressed me the most was. Rose battle I was like this is crazy. crazy cuz this is a new thing Yep this. is a new thing that's a writing exercise. cuz it really they're dunking on each. other for sure but it's a writing.

exercise because everyone's preparing. you know you know that you're going to. go against Bobby Lee Bobby Lee knows. he's going to go against you and then. you all like get together with your. friends and you have tell me what you. think about this I'm think Bobby does. a yeah you think he's gonna be mad yes. you go up and you duke it out in a. writing exercise and it's designed like. a specific Target there's one target. it's the other person so your comedy is. all about a person right but that's it's. a comedy exercise it's really a comedy. writing exercise and I remember sitting.

there watching oh this is incredible I'm. like this is really an amazing thing. that they've done this is and Jeff Ross. was there and they have hosts and guests. and I was one of the judges that was. like my one of my first days back I was. like this is crazy dude those were. exciting they're so quick on the like. Tony he's so quick on the [ __ ] draw. dude it's. no one's better than him no one's better. than him at talking [ __ ] in the moment. on like a roast situation yeah he says. things on kill Tony you can't believe he.

didn't write that down I know you can't. believe that came up in the moment and. obscure [ __ ] related to whatever this. person's weird job is that there's no. way he could have predicted and had a. [ __ ] Banger just in the chamber ready. to go yeah he's the [ __ ] best he's. the [ __ ] best at that kind of [ __ ]. right well I mean think of like how much. training he has you know I contacted Tom. Brady to get him on the. roast you did oh yeah well they were. [ __ ] up by into his DMS good job I.

was like you got to get this guy cuz I I. heard they were roasting him I don't. even know if they were considering him. but I I like you have to which is nuts. that they wouldn't consider him it's. like there's so many people there's so. many people that are really good I get. it a lot of celebrities I get it yeah. Tony's the [ __ ] demon do you want to. consume The Souls of everyone in this. Village or do you just want to [ __ ]. around and drop a few bombs let the. demon go yeah but dude when when Tony's. roasting you like in the green room it. is the best like you know what I I don't.

think people understand it's so fun it. is so funny when he's doing it and it's. like like it's like though there more. like I love it I love it the play on. words he's so funny and it's such a fun. sting you know like it stings for a. second but it's so funny you can't be. mad well I was saying that like him and. David Lucas together are the funniest. thing that I ever watch when when those. two go after each other they're the best. it's a funny It's the funniest. combination I've been trying to tell.

them to do a [ __ ] show together. forever I'm like you guys should do a. show where just you and David Lucas just. talk [ __ ] on each other and on anything. that's going on in the news I go dude I. think it'd be a huge hit it would be. funny just you don't have to commit to a. lot of time just do an hour do it one. hour once a week I guarantee you people. would [ __ ] love it that and it's just. like those guys can't stop when they're. in the Green Room people we're getting. free shows all the time if David Lucas. and Tony hitch Cliff are in The Green. Room the moment David walks in Tony's.

scanning them looking for Flaws and what. he's. wearing what he just said he's trying to. find references in the news and dude. what percentage of Tony's brain is just. scanning like what percentage is just. like analyzing all people in the room uh. it's like it's most of his thoughts most. of his thoughts are like scanning his. environment for danger you know. attacking AI roast now like you can take.

a picture and send it to chat GPT and. say will you roast this person and they. it will insult them oh isn't five wasn't. there some sort of a release about GPT 5. yeah I saw some image like depicting. like yeah it's going to be nuts when it. finally hits yeah there's something God. damn it let me see if I I I know I saved. it just give me one second there's. something that I'd seen about gp5 that I. was like yo I'm scared I'm like. legitimately scared like maybe for the. first time.

ever I'm excited about it dude I'm not. scared anymore I [ __ ] love it man my. my wonderful Alex that's what it named. itself I love it talk to it all the. time yeah open AI has recently beg begun. training its next Frontier Model. Frontier and we anticipate the resulting. systems to bring us to the next level of. capabilities in our path to AGI God damn. Jesus I love it this is from open ai's.

board I've stopped this this recently. begun training its next Frontier Model. love it this is like this is this is the. Schwarzenegger Terminator this is the. new one begun training the new one I. mean it's new model you know what are we. doing what are we giving birth is this. are we in the middle of [ __ ]. operating room right now we're The. Midwives I think we are I think like. we're in there like you know there's. this weird moment if when you're there. when your kid's born it's this insane.

moment where someone doesn't exist and. then they exist like you knew they were. coming you knew they're in there yeah. then they're there the best and you're. like this is insane yeah life changes. now is that what's happening with all of. us yeah with AI is that what's going to. happen to civilization are we giving. birth to this [ __ ] thing like would. VI this this phrase just the way they. phrase it has begun training its next. Frontier Model yeah do you remember that.

last scene in Rosemary's Baby I don't. dude it's so [ __ ] up spoiler if you. haven't seen Rosemary's Baby just jump. ahead a second but like the end of it. they finally let her into the room where. the bab the Antichrist is the demon baby. right yeah and like she's been resisting. resisting resisting but then she hears. the Cry of the baby and she goes it's. hungry and then she goes to breastfeed. it oh wow dude yeah like so like right.

do you know that the guy uh who ran the. cult that the building that I was under. contract for that I almost bought turned. into the mothership the guy who ran that. cult was in Rosemary's Baby a lot of. people like that were he was uh in the. background but you know why cuz a lot of. actors are crazy and a lot of background. actors are really crazy pretty sure La. was in it too oh really yeah oh because. it was a Satan I could be wrong will you. look that up Jamie so I don't seem like. a dick but that makes sense back then. like being a Satanist was like way more.

like talked about you know about that. guy in Florida that was like an open. Satanist that worked for NASA oh yeah. that guy yeah dude holy [ __ ] that guy's. scary as [ __ ] I know scary as [ __ ] yeah. that guy's scary yeah and one of the. guys that we had on our show who was it. that went down there that was it that. went to the old where the rocket Factory. used to be now then there's like [ __ ]. blood scenes one of the hunters uh. rumors appear that the founder of.

Satan's Church Anton L was a consultant. on the set and played the. Antichrist whoa yeah but that um that. dude the NASA dude who was the guest man. that came on that was telling us that. they went down to that area what they. went down to where the rocket Factory. used to be and it's like like a Satanic. ritual place now where freaks go and. they have like blood splattered all over. or it looks like red paint or something. splattered all over the walls and weird. writing and [ __ ] and it's like he super.

creeped out and then people were coming. in there to do like python cowboy was. python Cowboy that's right shout out to. python Cowboy I think it's important to. diff like here's a i this is I'm G to. get attacked for everything I said on. the show but like here's the thing wait. a minute I'm friends with some. Satanist and and they of they're so nice. and they're so like they would they. don't hurt [ __ ] kids they like really. look down on that [ __ ] like there's no.

like so I think there's like there's one. like lean Satanism I don't know the. whole story and I'm probably wrong but. like the problem is like you know you. can only go off of what you've. experienced and I met you came to the. [ __ ] wedding I did and like you. tricked me into that now everybody. thinks I'm going to say this son of a. [ __ ] so hard with the son of a [ __ ]. that picture comes up all the time when. the picture pops you son of a [ __ ] dude. it is I thought I was taking a photo for. some dork who thinks he's a Satanist.

who's the grandson of that guy and he's. getting married I'm like yeah dude I'll. take a picture with you [ __ ] whatever. I did oh dude it's so funny we did the. horns you're so far from a Satanist I'm. not a [ __ ] Satanist but right but now. everybody thinks I am because of you you. son of a [ __ ] so let's tell the story. to everybody cuz Duncan uh has the the. greatest comedy routine that I've ever. seen thanks man I don't want to say too. much about it but this particular comedy. routine involves demonic possession and. uh these folks thought it was a riot and. they wanted it at their [ __ ] wedding.

do you know how crazy you have to be to. want that at your wedding can I tell you. how it happened did they see you. somewhere no no so I'm at a cafe talking. to like a distant friend who's this. philosopher who's friends with him and. he's like uh Hey Duncan you know who. Stant Le is I'm like no he's like he's. like the grandson of the founder of the. Church of Satan and um I told him you've. got this like satanic part of your act. and he wants to see. it cuz he's wedding is coming up and so.

I'm. like whe When like where he's like so I. I go to his house and you know in in my. mind you know I'm expecting black. candles. pentagrams horror so I I go there um. he's he's there with um his. is fiance zandora wonderful person and. uh it is they are so [ __ ] nice she's. Southern she's made me this delicious.

Southern meal and uh they have real. absence like not the [ __ ] you get to. the bar they've got like Romanian. [ __ ] absence with wormwood [ __ ] in. it so that's the only thing that's a. little different from a normal Southern. meal is there like do you want some. absence I'm like of course yes and so. I'm drinking absin eating like fried. chicken and he's showing me like family. photos of Anton Le with like lions and. stuff and like uh do you watch horror.

movies at all yeah do you know that this. is the plot of a horror. movie this is 100% the plot of a horror. movie they were so nice they had me over. their house they gave me fried chicken. and absin they were so sweet and the. moment you leave they're eating babies. in the basement dude that's to throw you. off the trail that they're so nice. they're really well rehearsed listen man. all I can do is go from subjective. experience you consider what was in the. basement of did you think maybe these.

people are involved in rituals of course. I did and they do do rituals but they I. mean like just like you admit they do. rituals like what kind of rituals so do. Christians but is it like Christians. like you can have regular Christians. like you go to a really nice church or. you can go to a revival tent where a. dude's got rattlesnakes right and he's. [ __ ]. talking in. tongues got [ __ ] servants those guys. die all the time those guys die they get. bit by snakes and they [ __ ] die in.

front of their followers can I just say. this yeah I love and I mean this in a. non-sarcastic way Jesus I think about. Jesus all the time I use and the more. the older I get the more I love Jesus. and um and who did Jesus like Jesus hung. out. with people that were rejected by. Society they Jesus hung out with tax. collectors drunks gamblers yeah and so I.

remember being at the comedy store and. anytime I was hanging out with them at. The Comedy Store anytime there was. someone left. out xandor or Stanton would go over. there and it wasn't a recruitment thing. they would just like include them in the. circle because why Satan is the outcast. right right so it's like anytime they. would really so that is that part of. their thing I don't all I'm saying is. when you judge a tree by its fruit and. and here's the thing man like and I.

think not those guys I never thought. you'd be on here simping for Satan bro. I'm not simping for Satan I'm just. saying Satanism is. Christianity oh I see what you're saying. you know what I mean it's like a sect of. Christianity it's like yeah because like. that that form emerges from Christianity. but what's the what about the evil stuff. like what is what are the tenants of. Satanism like what's the most evil. stuff the evil stuff in Satanism yeah so. the the well Christianity has evil stuff. in it right okay all we both agree to. that right there's different forms of.

Satanism there's Lan Satanism there's. the Temple of Satan they have you can. pick oh so it's like Baptists. Protestants yeah yeah there's romantic. Satanism right so like so like in. romantic sat not like romantic in the. sense of like um who is it Milton like. you the idea is like you have this this. being that is like I don't really want. to be forced to worship you and I don't. understand necessarily why you should.

have all the power and why what the [ __ ]. like what the [ __ ] and then gets thrown. into hell and then and and and suddenly. this bifurcation emerges between good. and evil sacred and profane and so that. version of Satanism is looking at that. not as like what is the general. interpretation which is the problem with. Satan was Satan was like incredibly. self-cherishing self-absorbed like. really into himself whereas God is like. God's like the sun just like radiating.

life and love and like with no sense of. like giv anything back to me just like. love whereas Satan is is is more about. like me so in Satan is like the worst. human instincts or or Satan is more. about maybe you could say the idea is. like I am I am God right so like like me. I'm God so it's like my impulses and. instincts and desires aren't bad why are. you telling me it's bad to jerk off why. are you telling me that it's bad to come.

why are you telling me these things are. bad when like all of them make me feel. happy and good and why are you turning. me into a [ __ ] monster for this [ __ ]. and who the [ __ ] do you think you are. I'm I'm trying in the best way possible. to depict a a more sort of. anti-authoritarian mysticism right so so. the symbol set they use is Satan which. any most satanists I've talked to are. like there's no [ __ ] Satan which I. know everyone's like of course they say. that of course that's the horror movie. dunan right but I would just invite you.

to if you are like um freaked out by. Satanist go hang out with one and you. are going to have great go there's any. [ __ ] problems with the first picture. I took with that Satanist but I do have. to say that at your your uh wedding. party that that you performed at that. day they were all nice everybody was. real nice right they were all friendly. we had a good time we were barbecued we. were barbecued barbecued we were. barbecued we were we everything was very. weird just already life was weird.

breathing air was weird the sensation of. your socks touching your toes as your. socks are compressed by the heel of your. shoe all that was weird it was a crazy. [ __ ] night we were barbecued and then. there's his sat that are getting married. like what are we doing here this is so. crazy and to watch you perform in front. of them I was like this is crazy and by. the way it was like real Satanist like. that's other thing this is like that. because it is a religion and it really. was real it was like real Satanist and. many of them were and um you know I just.

like ever since I like hung out with. them even though I don't hang out with. him anymore or like I I saw zandora in. San Francisco it was nice but like I. like it's just anytime when people are. railing against the Satanist I feel like. it maybe it's just semantics I feel like. they're they're confused regarding like. at least like what what that thing is. versus demon people into into hurting. people or or or subjugating people or.

like like hurting people which I I never. encountered that evil murder death do. you think Satan is a real thing do you. think there is a Satan is it is it a. real being is it an entity or does it. represent like the worst aspects of. human nature does it represent the the. most violent and vile. just instincts that we've adopted or. we've inherited rather from our Simeon. ancestors that just had to fight tooth. and Claw for survival and then we've.

developed this ability to be ruthless. and cruel because that's the only thing. that keeps you alive and much that's one. of the theories isn't it about why women. are attracted as serial killers it's. like knowing someone can kill knowing. some there's an attraction to that cuz. that that person could protect you and. keep you alive live in the most. dangerous of times because some people. just can't they can't do it they don't. know what to do the Panic if something. happens ah they they'll fall apart I I'm.

so glad you're mentioning this because. my wife has started reading and she told. me I can talk about this on my podcast. I'm assuming it's okay on yours she. started she started like remember. harleyquin romance oh yeah okay so there. is a new Evolution of that [ __ ] which is. the most [ __ ] hardcore BDSM porn. there's something called book talk where. all the ladies are talking about this. [ __ ] she started reading these books now. one of the books she like dude Shades of. Gray uhuh don't you remember those days.

dude this makes 50 Shades of Gray look. like Dr. Seuss dude me really can I give you like. one of her books and by the way now. she's like got a stack of these [ __ ]. things one of these books so in this. book a lady is a thief and she steals. the identity of a shark expert she [ __ ]. him steals his identity so the scene I. read she's on this boat with a shark. researcher and he's [ __ ] her and he's.

like just [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of her. and she loves it and then you know what. he does he like he like I know you. [ __ ] stole my identity he kisses her. bites her lip bites her [ __ ] lip. draws blood takes her to the side of the. boat with her bleeding mouth shoves her. head into the water while he's [ __ ]. her so the Blood starts drawing sharks. to like bite her while he's [ __ ] her.

and like like it's crazy dude it's like. it's the craziest porn I've ever read. man and like this is like a whole genre. now you been really into this. what yes how popular is this very po. they all like they're all like let's. pull up some of these these titles I'm. looking I haven't stumbled across it yet. let me text Aon I'll get the name of the. [ __ ] Shark book hold on hold on Jesus. Christ dude what is the genre of porn.

called again uh I it it's I don't it's. called well she says it's something. about book what's let me just ask her. what's the. name of the Shark. book dude you one-handed text are you. one finger oh God she makes so much yes. yes I can't do both hands maam you can't. text with like your thumbs you only have. to text with your index finger I have to. relearn it really I'm old I'm old right. but when did you start texting just with.

one finger God damn it man I've been. doing it forever and Aaron totally makes. fun of me for it because it takes me. forever and I just tap it out why do you. do that that seems weird do you remember. the time I was on your podcast years ago. and didn't know I could put my phone on. silent and I'm pitching CU it. I got bummed out when Apple took away. that switch used to be a switch so you. knew it was off you knew it was on. vibrate I know dude why they take away. that switch I don't know now it's Buton.

they replace with a button but the. button gets pressed accidentally. sometimes got it a lot of the times does. it hurt does it hurt Jesus Christ that's. the name of the book does it hurt how. many copies let's find out how many. copies of does it hurt have been sold do. they give out that information they have. to right New York Times bestseller list. and [ __ ] like I don't know I mean this. is in the genre of the um I think we've. talked about it like the Bigfoot porn. like there's a whole series of Bigfoot. like where Bigfoot is just like like. stealing like women who've been camping.

dragging oh yeah bigf porn is come to. Bigfoot yeah there's come for big come. for bigfoot yeah there's a a whole group. of those books and I guess some women. get off on the fact of being just. Savaged by Bigfoot yeah or Bigfoot. eating their [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah and like. dude imagine the tongue on that guy they. love it wonderful God feel like your. whole head and they fall in love with. him inevitably I don't blame.

him it's a bear a [ __ ]. superdimensional creature you think he's. you believe in that the dimensional. Bigfoot I think there are states of. Consciousness that you can. reach whether it's under duress fear. anxiety combination of those things. there's py Patric drugs psychedelic. drugs but I think there's a there's a. place that you could reach where you. could see into other possibilities I. think you can see things that aren't.

necessarily there in a physical sense. but you can you're there with them. they're there with you right they don't. exist but you can see them and it's not. a hallucination it's like you're tapping. into like the grayness in between. universes and between Dimensions you're. tapping into this area of weirdness yeah. and this area of weirdness I think is. ghosts I think this area of weirdness is. goblins and and things that people see. sometimes I don't think they're real I. don't think anybody's going to get eaten. by a goblin but I I do think that.

there's too many [ __ ] stories of. elves for me not to think that someone. reached some State of Mind where they. saw like a little person in the woods. talking to them right and that little. person might be real it just might not. be a physical thing that you could put. on a scale they call it the realm you. there might be something there yeah I. think there just too many too many. stories that the problem of Stories. being similar is people hear the stories. and then they their imagination takes. over and they depict their thing similar.

to the story that they've heard that's a. problem but like a copycat [ __ ] out. copycat [ __ ] artist problem but. there's there's also too many stories of. elves man yeah there's too many of those. stories and there's too many depictions. of elves that are dancing around. mushrooms like yeah [ __ ] duh like duh. like maybe they're real like maybe. you're being ignorant and so silly and. so cocky especially people that have no. psychedelic experience right those.

babies yeah those [ __ ] babies when. they talk to you about the damage it. does and the danger does while they're. fat and out of shape shut the [ __ ] up. shut the [ __ ] up you literally don't. know what you're talking about you have. no idea what's possible you're living in. this [ __ ] black and white TV world. and you've been brainwashed I mean don't. forget that like they went through the. War on Drugs they got indoctrinated into. this insane anti have to do it if. they're experts in the field whatever.

the whatever field is represented you. know like whatever sciences that have to. do with neoch chemistry I got you you. mean the fashionable attitude people who. are like trying to protect their careers. have to even though even though inside. they know so all of the professors who. we go to as experts are all compromised. at least in some way a lot of them I. shouldn't say all of them but a lot of. them just by virtue if you stick your. neck out and say I like to use silus. ibin like people go like what well. you're crazy drug addict but dude like. you know like doblin he's having.

meetings in the [ __ ] Pentagon I think. the the Consciousness has changed the. zeit guys changed and and it has because. of the internet because you know you can. hear Terence McKenna lectures you can. hear Alan Watts you can hear people. talking about it you could you could. watch documentaries on psychedelics you. could see what Maps has done you could. see all the podcasts that dolin's gone. on I mean how many people are we talking. about that have been exposed to these. ideas that were never exposed to them. when we were kids when we were kid when. you and I were kids when we were in high. school you didn't hear [ __ ] [ __ ].

there's this one dude who was a drug. addict and he hung out over there and. he's a loser and you didn't hear a peep. about shamanic rituals and Gordon Watson. going down to Mexico and getting all the. mushrooms and you know and doing these. ceremonies with these traditional shaman. down you didn't hear any of that you. didn't hear any of it nothing nobody. knew what the [ __ ] was going on with we. were kids they silenced it they threw. water on the. biggest the one of the biggest cultural. revolutions that's documentable without.

the use of the internet and that was the. Psychedelic revolution of the 1960s it. changed music it changed movies it. changed comedy it changed everything. [ __ ] everything every single thing. got changed and in a radical leap if you. look at the 1950s you look at the the. 1960s like woo something happened look. at the cars got cooler the the music. sounded better like that's a big. cultural shift and you know we have to. than for that the CIA yeah CIA the.

CIA the CIA is the reason that all these. LSD studies happen and like um who wrote. One Flew Over the the Cuckoo's Nest uh. King key yeah King key apparently was in. one of these uh LSD experiments so like. and he's just one of many great artists. who accidentally got like liberated. Mally by the [ __ ] CIA and you know.

what I mean they were just like we want. to use this to interrogate people and. all of a sudden you've got Jimmy. Hendrick and they're like w we didn't. expect. that oh my God and then there's also so. there's also uh all these theories about. the CIA creating like the whole Laurel. Canyon scene the rock and roll scene and. it's it's very compelling it's very. interesting it seems like they were. involved I think they've always been. involved in the music business just like.

they've always been involved in the. movie business like it makes sense the. idea that the music business somehow. Escape their grasp like shut the [ __ ] up. shut shut the [ __ ] up that's crazy. because like who you promote that's the. person that becomes famous and we've all. seen that with like there's been you. know A Millie vanill and [ __ ] like that. like it didn't make any sense why why. are they promoting this cuz like they. they had a product they're trying to. push this product and there's a lot of. money behind that and also a lot of. influence cultural influence and when. they went through all that Vietnam [ __ ]. with the [ __ ] The Beetles and you.

remember that they were like hey hey hey. enough of this Lenin nonsense shut the f. all we are saying is give pce a chance. shut the [ __ ] up you're making it hard. for us to sell heroin yeah we're over. there scooping up heroin in the South. Pacific and you're [ __ ] ruining. everything imagine all the people. no. no like yeah I don't know man like all I. know is like you it's like there it's a. very confusing thing if you want to be.

honest if you love. psychedelics you owe a thank you to the. [ __ ]. CIA you know what I mean like like. because I I mean I don't know I don't. know for sure like I don't know for sure. if the if the 60s as we understand them. would have happened I don't think the. CIA was like hey let's create a lot of. flower children and make people like. revalue life and realize that money. maybe isn't actually like something you.

should die for and like go against War. but I think like boom wow that that's. what happened I mean and we got the uni. bomber. [Laughter]. too we got a lot of people yeah there's. a lot of people that came out of that. here's a question what I want you to. imagine a world where the uh sweeping. psychedelics Act of 1970 never gets. installed it never happens yeah do you. somehow or another either they just. don't think it's a priority or it's a.

you know different Administration. they're not interested in locking down. drugs and yeah because the one of the. motivations for that in the 1970s was. that they were going to Target civil. rights activists and anti-war activists. that's what one of the meth methods to. do it is to turn all these drug into. that everybody was using into schedule. one drugs all these drugs that made. people question Society all these drugs. that made people want to tune in turn on. drop out all those drugs they were like.

we got to put a [ __ ] kabash on all. these culture shifting drugs and the. wild thing is they [ __ ] did it that's. the Wild Thing and that the brainwashing. still works today the brainwashing that. they did yeah on these compounds that. might be the root of all religious. experiences all these things that you're. hearing about in the babat G all these. things you're hearing about in the Bible. these wild ass crazy stories like what. really happened those people might have.

had a psychedelic experience and in fact. the thing about that the university in. Jerusalem that attributes the story of. Moses and the burning bush to dimethyl. trip toine yeah because they think it. might be AA Bush right and they think. they think were one of these bushes. that's really rich in DMT it makes sense. burning bush like you smoke it duh it's. right there in front of your face right. and if you take that and especially if. you take that 5,000 years ago oh my god.

of you're going to be convinced you're. talking to God yeah God talked to me it. really did happen brothers and sisters. and you tell this story go this is what. God told us this is what we need to do. we need to love each other we need to. follow laws he gave us the laws a series. of. laws remember um uh who was it. melbrooks uh I have brought you these 15. and he drops one of them [ __ ] 10 10. commandments you remember that is.

[ __ ] hilarious classic That's a. classic H yeah well I mean look for sure. dude I mean like the the and these like. the the consumption of these things has. up until. recently tended to be underground like. if you look at like what's it called Kon. if you look at the. like it it has been weirdly an. underground thing and I think that's. what we that if there is some cool thing. that came from us coming up on the War.

on Drugs yeah is like when I was taking. LSD in high. school and getting like an. immediate reality check which is like. you're hearing about this as being like. since you are a kid you're going to go. nuts. you're going to like become legally. insane whatever the [ __ ] that means and. then you take it and you're processing. weird [ __ ] that happened in your. childhood you're loving yourself you're.

looking at the world and seeing it like. it's the most beautiful thing you've. ever seen you're hearing music that. you've heard a million times for the. first time and you realize oh they're. lying this is wonderful this isn't. Madness and if it is madness then this. is the kind of crazy all of us need to. go like and and so what but you couldn't. tell your parents you wanted to you. wanted to be like Mom I I think this. might help you but you couldn't because. you go you'd be [ __ ] you so fiveyear.

mandatory minimum 5e [ __ ] mandatory. minimum they're locking people up. there's still people in jail right now. for this [ __ ] beautiful gift to. humanity and so we got to experience it. from the underground perspective which. was mostly horrific it produces paranoia. you were scared you felt like a criminal. for nothing so yeah man like the but but. if you look at the history any substance.

like psilocybe and LSD that breaks down. the identity that allows freedom from. the sense of this is me and that's you. and produces at least the potential for. merging uh with reality and with other. people it's not going to work for that. [ __ ] hierarchical system for the. hierarchical system to function you need. you're below me you're above me and and. the moment you're like we're we're all. the same then suddenly the cast systems.

stop working classism stops working the. whole [ __ ] thing falls apart which is. why I think that book you gave me the. sacred Mushroom in the cross or you. didn't give me it when I was living with. you you actually I was a dick I I left. on the [ __ ] floor like one of the. like reading materials you gave me. during that wonderful time was this. insane book about how Jesus and. Christianity has its roots in psilocybin. yeah but like if you just for the sake. of this rant if you look at Jesus as.

psychedelics it makes a lot of sense. because what Jesus is saying is you. don't need a priest class to communicate. with the Divine you can do it right now. anytime you want any day you want it's. always here for you that's exactly what. the mushrooms tell you and and what. happens to Jesus they [ __ ] kill him. and so it's like the the relationship. between centralized power and. psychedelics has always been a. contentious one right because because.

the psychedelics just tell you yeah. you're okay that's one of the things. they'll tell you may maybe you need to. [ __ ] like walk your dogs more or. whatever but like ultimately you get. this realization I'm okay it's also the. power structures that exist without. psychedelics aren't possible if. everyone's on psychedelics and then you. have ancient Greece right so like how. did ancient Greece emerge and emerged. because of the kukan it emerged because. of the people these doing these ucini. Mysteries they were they were learning. things about themselves and the world.

and and they were they decided to like. let's create. democracy I mean that's really what it. comes from so that's what's scary that's. what's scary to people that are in power. and also the ignorance they they we know. that they haven't done it because if. they've done it they wouldn't be. advocating against it it doesn't make. any sense unless they've only done it. once and and they reverted or maybe a. couple times people do revert one of the. things that makes people revert is they. get older and they get bitter yeah and. they haven't done psychedelics in a long.

long time and then they they become like. a shitty Republican when they get older. you know well you know man this is this. is the this is what I there's this H. Buddhist teacher I love Sharon salsburg. and one of her saying I love is the. healing is in the return meaning yeah. the way the way for form works is. especially with psychedelics you get the. glimpse of the Divine you forgive. yourself thus forgiving everyone around. you you but you experienced true. compassion and then you come down and.

then you crust up you know what I mean. you crust the [ __ ] up and now you get. crusty and now you're like starting to. get irritable again and angry again and. [ __ ] up and like yeah and if you don't. mitigate that in some way but by like. what is. it what does it Bill hi say. squeegeeing your [ __ ] thir yeah yeah. if you don't like do a nice squeegee. here and there then yeah you do end up. crusted over you do end up like looking. back at those ideas you had and saying.

to yourself that was highly unrealistic. what the [ __ ] was I thinking but you. know there's always that's the thing. it's. always I don't this is I this is my. problem with. psychedelics my problem with. psychedelics is psychedelics can they. don't obviously it's a a chemical but. what can happen is psychedelics youed. become the priest class so you take the. Psychedelic and you think I'm. experiencing this because of the thing. when the reality is the thing is showing. you what's in you it's always there.

right and so the healing is in the. return is the moment you realize like oh. [ __ ] it's still here it never went. anywhere right right and so those crusty. ass [ __ ]. Republicans whoever they may be like. just under the [ __ ] surface is that. unitive Consciousness if you ask me yeah. they're just cowards when if if you're. that way if you're authoritarian whether. you're authoritarian left or. authoritarian right generally speaking.

unless you're talking about crime and. like and even then you're you're scared. right because really you should be. addressing the root of the problem which. is like why why do so many people from. so many very distinct areas keep going. into crime and why is there NE nothing. being done to stop that but those those. people that are authoritarian like in. terms of like religious beliefs and in. terms of uh Behavior the way people. dress gays in public that kind of stuff.

those people are all scared that comes. from a place of being. scared gay people in public is not a. problem [ __ ] in public is a problem. and if the gay people are nice you have. a great time if the gay people are. [ __ ] just like if the straight. people are [ __ ] you have a shitty. time it's not a gay straight thing it's. a human being being kind and normal and. friendly to people and that's possible. with everybody but people think oh those. are the ones that are going to be mean. to me and [ __ ] them and they're. responsible no those are individual.

human beings and you're grouping them. together because you're scared you can. call it patter recognition you can call. it whatever you want you can call it. racism we call whatever you want but all. you're doing you're lumping people in. together because you're scared that's it. and you should be aware of danger but to. to be so scared that you want to control. other people's behavior is like a bad. sign that's a bad sign you know if you. want to tell people what language they. can use that's a bad sign that sounds. religious too if you want to tell people. how they have to dress or what kind of.

music they listen to like this has all. been bad always from the beginning of. time whether it's coming from the left. or the right whether it's [ __ ] the. the Al Gore [ __ ] that was in the the. Tipper Gore [ __ ] in the 1980s that was. coming from the left so left-wing. politicians are trying to censor rap. music that's the reason why you have. those those dummies they created that. warning explicit lyrics that's all. anybody wanted to buy they didn't have. the warning explicit lyrics kids didn't. even want to buy those CDs get the [ __ ]. out of here for your G-rated rap andw.

dice clayu remember Dice Clay had that. on his [ __ ] album what oh score dude. what boosted album sales I'll tell you. this roof but that was but the point is. it's the same thing right it's the same. on the left as it does on the right it's. just authoritarians and they're all. scared you got it this is exact this is. so your question do I believe in Satan I. Believe In Fear And fear and the devil. are the [ __ ] same thing and it's like. this is if you want to talk about what. Satan is it's the it's the cloud of fear.

that lives inside the individual and. then collectivize in a fearful reaction. and how do frighten people react to. things anger violence judgment you and. and and and so like so what's the. opposite of fear man love love is the. opposite of fear here and so this is to. me like this is the issue it's not left. right it's it's that if you're making. decisions based on. fear more than likely the result is.

going to create something that makes you. more afraid and if you know that's just. how it works it just fear leads to. [ __ ] fear it's in the ingredients. it's in the [ __ ] ingredients. dude yeah yeah yeah yeah so you just. turn on the [ __ ] light I mean. Buddhism this is when they talk about. Enlightenment they talk about like in a. if you're if you if we're in a pitch. black room it could be scary I don't. know what's around me there's weird.

sounds what what the [ __ ] you ever woken. up in the middle of the night kind of. blery and something that's been in your. room forever you can't see it clearly. because you're waking up and you're like. it's a person oh it's my chair. [Laughter]. right so so the example this and this is. why. Satan in mythology is the deceiver. because it's not there it's literally. not [ __ ] there the moment you turn on. the light everything's fine except in.

this case the light is love the moment. that. you have the [ __ ] guts to love the. person that you're like to really like. cultivate love [ __ ] dude no one's scary. anymore you're you with my kids you know. you're anyone who has kids knows what. I'm [ __ ] talking about they can do. things that are insane like to your. house to the walls to they say things to. you that if any adult said it to you you.

might never forgive them you're going to. think about it for a long [ __ ] time. like your beard stinks or whatever you. know what I mean like you meet somebody. like dude your [ __ ] beard stinks. honestly I probably like like you but. you know what I mean because we love our. kids instantly forgiven you don't hold. grudges not just that they're also they. don't know any better haven't learned. social skills ah and this is why one of. my favorite things Jesus said when he's. being crucified father forgive them they. don't know what they're doing and that's. what he [ __ ] meant how much of that.

do you think is historically accurate. like how much of the Jesus story do you. think is historically accurate when you. hear about it no idea don't care yeah I. don't care I I just love the story I. don't care I I love the story and I love. I love a story about what happened. because you always have to filter. through the very real understanding that. we all have about the way human beings. tell stories it's hard to know what's. [ __ ] because people just lie about.

stuff and that's not a new thing yeah so. but people also tell the truth about. stuff that's not a new thing either. people also write down very important. things and there are people that are. virtuous and there are people that are. honest and there there are people that. are authentic they've always existed. right and they've always there's people. that are smart enough to understand the. value of just being truthful right so. those people that encountered something. exceptional and crazy something insane. whether it is uh you know the.

resurrection or whatever it was like. yeah I would like I would love to know. what the [ __ ] they really said like what. what were the actual words why did you. write it down what did what really. happened how many people were told this. story back and forth over hundreds of. years before you wrote it down yeah what. was the original story. like we don't it's so hard it's like. trying to get a story about the things. that George Washington said that weren't. written down yeah they weren't written. down you know like right 300 years ago.

what how well you like so in the same. way fear produces other forms of writing. like mind comp you know what I me so. like it's simatics you know you take a. vibration you throw some [ __ ] flower. on a vibrating plate according to the. like whatever the frequency is it forms. a certain it creates a pattern right so. like fear fear always creates a pretty.

similar pattern right and love also. creates a very similar pattern so so. like this the Book of John my favorite. book in the Gospels it starts off with. in the beginning was the word but and. the word became a person and so but. that's not really what it's saying it's. like it's logos so in the there in the. beginning was some fun fundamental. reality just truth just basic beautiful. [ __ ] perfect truth and that's what. the universe sprang from and then that. truth became a person so the truth could. now talk it like it now began to convey.

itself to other people and so that TR. that truth I think if you understood it. enough you could probably create a set. of symbols that would function on many. levels that were all good one level just. basic ethics do unto others what you. would have them do unto you blessed are. the peacemakers all of this stuff right. but then knowing human psyche and and. the human mind you could. also hide deeper levels of that truth.

into Parables into like stories that are. mathematically perfect to the point. where the crucifixion if you look at it. from the perspective of two intersecting. timelines which is the infinite and the. finite meeting which is what humans are. then you realize we're all being. crucified on time and there and then the. crucifixion becomes like a existential. reality this is what you want to know. why you're feeling [ __ ] up it's. because part of you is forever and part.

of you is going to die and you are. [ __ ] hanging on a cross between two. thieves the past and the [ __ ] future. and anytime you're thinking about that. it's stealing the moment and so like you. then there's that level right and so any. of these great texts like the New. Testament. they're coded so that depending on where. you want to go with it you can go as. deep as you want it's an infinite rabbit. hole and I think that rabbit hole. emerged from vibration I sound like.

what's his face the guy I loved him I'm. the. Terren Terence Howard like idiot. Terrence Howard but like like uh I sound. like dumb Terence I I I know he was. talking about vibrations and stuff he's. great but like my point. is. if there is some fundamental VI. vibration to love then that. might grow into time in a story and the. story because it's coming from perfect. truth would have infinite levels to it.

that it was alive the story itself would. be alive which is why they call the. Bible like the Living Word it's alive. it's talking to you it's not a one-way. communication it's like that's what's. scary about it dude read the [ __ ]. Bible on. mus you know what I mean like that's. probably How It Was Written what I wish. I could read like the ancient versions. in the language and understand the. language and the context me too because. it's not just about learning the.

language it would be about understanding. the context of the language like imagine. if you could really understand ancient. Hebrew where letters double as numbers. dude like that must be so weird yeah man. and like that's real that's the other. thing about it is like the historic. Jesus and all that God that that [ __ ]. like like like okay I don't know but. look at the thing itself right look at. what look what it said look what. whatever this idea spawned look what it. look what it means like look at all the.

the powerful principles that are that. emerge from it and then I'll look at. like the moral scaffolding that it. provides for people yeah and and then. and then and then like like I think the. reason like people get creeped out by it. is because. where there's one thing its opposite. must appear right so here's this thing. invite that that is dissolving power. structures and and dissolving the priest. class and dissolving like all of it and.

then you look at like the modern-day. versions of it and you see the same. [ __ ] hierarchy you see this thing. that it seems to be antithetical too. which is like saying like this is. between you and me like suddenly there's. people tell telling you you're wrong. interpreting it for you and you look at. that and you're like [ __ ] that [ __ ]. whatever that is I'm not in and it's. charismatic people in front of large. groups of people that really know how to. manipulate people with the way they talk.

yeah I mean this is the thing that was. so uh problematic when they first. started translating the Bible into. phonetic languages into to languages. like German when people started like. during the Martin Luther days they're. like hey what the [ __ ] are you doing it. used to be the priests how to read the. Bible cuz they could read it in Latin. you don't know Latin so shut the [ __ ] up. this is what God wants you to do do it. and then Martin Luther's coming along. and said you should interpret this your. own way yeah and it's just like what so. they taken away The Gatekeepers to God. that's it but when you have it's so.

crazy that it's such an efficient. business they still run these [ __ ]. franchises even though the book is. available everywhere it's so crazy that. like this one person interprets this. better than everybody else so you go and. see him and he talks and then they. develop Egos and they have Jets and they. have [ __ ] mansions Rolls-Royce it's. so crazy that that works crazy that that. works when that book is available for. everybody and should be interpreted I. mean you should understand what it means.

you shouldn't interpret it ignorantly. right right but you if you're if you're. wise enough to be able to encapture what. they're trying to say just capture in. your mind what they're trying to say and. translate it into a thing that makes. sense like what were they talking about. yeah what happened is this is this a map. of how the universe was created in the. beginning there was light is that a map. or is that life itself like what is that. what is it and what is that and and to. to me that's like all like the bagita.

any of these beautiful texts that's. what's fun about them is that they it's. producing a kind of like bizarre riddle. in your own mind as you're trying to. decode it but then there's a pull the. more you study it the more more you get. drawn in and the more and when you start. getting really drawn in that's when. people start appearing around you that. help in non a non- nefarious way that.

like you just start meeting people who. help you understand it a little bit more. and that's where it gets [ __ ] weird. simul yes dude you're like Sim the. simulation is [ __ ] real and by the. way now that we've talked about the. Bible can I talk about my new favorite. book yes dianic. have you heard of this book yes um I. heard if you're really good at it they. put you on a boat an org and an or you. you get be a part of an org a sea org a. sea or and you get a jacket with like. some metals [ __ ] dude it's uh my I've.

said on this podcast a million times my. favorite Mark Twain quote religion is. what happened when the first con man met. the first. fool and dude like that's the problem. with all this stuff is like this is the. problem is there's too many versions. right so someone's wrong no the problem. is people don't trust their [ __ ]. instincts and it's like drive all blames. into oneself it's like I'm like this is. your nothing that I am seen in the New. Testament seems to be inviting you to.

throw your rational mind away it it's. the the whole [ __ ] thing is crazy. it's crazy but it's like the invitation. is to like you God gave you a rational. [ __ ] mind if there is a God and and. like anyone telling you to discard that. and and and and forgo your. interpretation for theirs yeah dude. watch the [ __ ] out this is your job like. just like whatever the [ __ ] thing is.

whether it's the Bible rdit conspiracy. [ __ ] forchan whatever the [ __ ]. thing is what are you afraid of like how. do you not trust your mind how weak are. you are you really afraid to like take. data in do you think you're like you're. going to be corrupted by data well isn't. it also an identity thing because if you. identify as the person that gets a talk. in front of everybody you're the priest. right that's your identity and you're. not going to give that up because then. you're just another person who reads the.

Bible yeah well then Mike can go up too. tomorrow Mike's goingon to go up Mike's. been trying at home practicing in front. of the mirror and he thinks he's ready. to priest to be a priest so why don't. you let Mike try it tomorrow night and. then Debbie's been reading a lot too and. Deb like to try Tuesday this guy's used. to getting his jollies off three four. times a week telling people about blast. for me yeah yeah and then especially if. you're like one of them Tent Revival. guys those wild dudes like Kennison used. to be yeah just con artist Carn artists. that are also saying biblical quotes but.

they're manipulating people they're. they're they're really good at talking. they're Hypno hypnotizing people with. their words just like you hypnotize a. comedy audience dude this is why I. listen to Christian radio man because. like why don't you look no it's a comic. listening to sermons and recognizing. like that's a joke like that's a he's. done that a lot like that's one of his. gags like I know that's a bit I know. what that is that's a [ __ ] but you. know again it's like the comment section.

this is not an example of humanity it's. an example of [ __ ] people with. toxoplasmosis who are you know what you. [ __ ] you know but isn't it also. just an example. of you to to you're not going to have. everyone be the same you're going to. have people that they never learned. things well like look look if you if I. got hired uh to be a part of some.

mathematical study yeah I'm not I'm. useless okay I'm not that guy right. that's I [ __ ] up that part of my life. I never really learned that didn't pay. attention I'm not interested so that's. not me but someone out there is right. and you to have those two things exist. simultaneously you're going to have to. have an infinite variety of. possibilities for human beings so that's. part of the problem part of the problem. is some people are just out of their. [ __ ] minds and if those people out of. their [ __ ] minds get special rights.

like the tax-free exempt status because. they're a pastor and they're a [ __ ]. psychopath just really good at conning. people and they're running this. organization there might be a guy right. down the street that's a real Christian. there might be a guy right down the. street that's a really kind person who's. really reading the the word of CHR and. he does it not for profit he does it to. try to like establish the the love of. God in his community and he takes these. people in like their family there's this. beautiful Community aspect to it where. everybody's like kind to each other.

there beautiful things to church right. that's true too but the problem as. humans just like the problem with our. ability to other each other just like. our problem with the ability to attack. people on the other side of the. political Spectrum who live in the same. [ __ ] city as you yeah like people are. [ __ ] r against other people in their. town that want to vote for this guy that. wants to do this and this guy wants to. do that and [ __ ] you you commi and. everyone's going crazy dude I know it's. just a human thing it's a tribal thing.

we are not yet cooked we're we are a. [ __ ] softboiled Egg Baby and we're we. are runny where's some eggs you get at. the diner you go oh you see that [ __ ]. Gill that's us that's us we're not all. the way cooked yeah and when you eat. things that aren't all the way cooked. you a lot of [ __ ] problems you're. going to get sick yeah but we're getting. cooked buddy we're getting microwaved. we're going to get AI microwaved in. about 3 years that's right baby the. [ __ ] AI Messiah is coming baby we are.

going to do a podcast you and I before. this thing is done before civilization. slides into the ocean again we're we're. you and I are going to do a podcast. where we communicate with everyone with. no words I know it's going to happen. you're going to do it I'm going to do it. we're going to be talking to each other. with no words and we're talking to. everyone one else out there with no. words too we're all going to be synced. up it's just going to be a sea of ideas. exposing each other to other ideas and. like considering other ideas with no. attachment at all to your ego it's going.

to be super weird and then you know. what's going to happen aliens land no. we're going to look around and be like. wait this this doesn't look like the. Rogan Studio this is just like some. weird [ __ ] room and then a CIA agent. is going to come in and be like thank. you so much for participating in the. experiment and Trump will be on his. fourth turn no it'll be the 60s and. we'll realize we're we in a [ __ ] MK. Ultra experiment that's probably true. we've been rambling at each other for. like what feels like a long time like. our whole lifetimes but it was like 5.

Seconds like well okay thank you for. trying out 79 BLX y really appreciate it. we basement in Harvard right now yeah. here's 20 bucks see right and jolly West. is looking at us with a. clipboard d I love you to death you're. the [ __ ] man always fun always fun to. get together thank you for having me on. man I love you to tears I love you all. right goodbye everybody bye.

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