Joe Rogan Experience #2155 - Brian Redban

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day and we're up hey fella hey budy. kraak have you been [ __ ] around with. the chat GPT I saw you brought it yeah I. got the I just got the 4.0 the one that. they've been showing where you could. talk to it naturally and stuff Duncan. had it in the green room we were talking. [ __ ] to it yeah about it replacing us. yeah.

it it's pretty crazy you know like like. it it's weird how AI came out of nowhere. and then we're like where how long has. this been you know being worked on and. then now it's like everywhere like my my. uh uh vacuum cleaner has AI now it's. crazy what does it do it uh it's one of. those robot vacs where it scans your. whole house and then like it detects. things using AI like oh that's [ __ ]. don't run over it. or it's like give be dog shits on the. floor.

and and it doesn't do a good job because. the first thing it did went right over. this dog [ __ ] and just started smearing. dog [ __ ] through the whole entire. kitchen why dog [ __ ] in the kitchen. cuz once in a while you know dog shites. don't care they're like I have to [ __ ] I. don't want to. B that's the problem Jamie has with Carl. yeah it's a little dog thing you got to. keep an eye on Carl Carl will just drop. a deuce anywhere yeah quick I think when. they're really little they don't. understand outside like everything's so. big.

like why would I go outside when I get. [ __ ] right here there's I'm nowhere. don't sleep anywhere near this pile. yeah it's gross though having [ __ ]. smeared all over your. floor especially by a super smart AI. vacuum cleaner that's so dumb yeah. there's all these different things are. going to sync together like that's one. of the things that people say about. Samsung like people that are Samsung. Fanboys like if you have a Samsung. refrigerator and a Samsung TV and a.

Samsung phone like you could use your. phone to control everything MH your. phone will like there there's. there's I guess there's refrigerators. out there I don't know exactly where. they're at right now cuz I only saw like. an ad for them where your refrigerator. will tell you when things are going to. expire right scans yeah so if you got. orange juice or something like that your. orange juice is only good for three more. days like that kind of [ __ ] yeah that's. only if you place the orange juice with. the date facing the camera probably you. know yeah I I think that has been out.

for a while but it doesn't really work. great there's a few things refrigerators. do that have too much technology in them. what it what impresses the [ __ ] about me. and the thing that entices me towards uh. Samsung phones is the the AI with notes. that's a big deal to me the fact that it. can record your pod podcast for sure but. also you could record a set and it'll. transcribe the set and then put the and. then summarize into like different parts.

like this is what you're talking about. sucking your own dick like this yeah. this is where you talking about UFOs I. redb he didn't see this did you see this. Joe going around on Twitter what feature. called recall on Windows your wind what. let me play this for you it's pretty. crazy pretty crazy we introduce memory. right photographing memory into what you. do on the PC and now we have it so it's. called recall it's not keyword search. right it's semantic search over all your. history and it's not just about any docu. can recreate moments from the past.

essentially here's how it works Windows. constantly take screenshots of what's on. your screen then uses a generative AI. model right on the device along with the. npu to process all that data and make it. searchable even photos I got to try it. out I searched brown leather bag it came. up in visual search there's no place on. this page that it says brown leather bag. it just knows because it sees this brown.

leather bag there could be this reaction. from some people that this is pretty. creepy Microsoft is taking screenshots. of everything I do yeah I mean that's. why that it can only do it on the edge. right so this is like you know you can't. you have to put two things together this. is my computer this is my recall uh and. it's all being done locally okay yeah. Texas is going to ban my recall like. they're not going to let me like it's. because it's going to be porn I don't. trust you at all I don't trust you at.

all it's all done locally oh I'm sure. I'm sure there's no way the government's. going to have access to every keystroke. you make and be able to see all that's. ridiculous and it's going to summarize. everything you do well not only that. it's not that difficult especially for. government organizations to get into. your [ __ ] computer are you connected. to a secure Wi-Fi are you even using a. VPN are you like what are you doing what. kind of a firewall do you have how many. people are sophisticated enough to set.

it up so that you can't look at. everything they do it's like your. friend's uh phone yesterday or two days. ago that's a straight up virus that he. was downloading people are saying it's. not people are saying it's just like if. you have your case on improperly it's. pressing two buttons at the same time or. for was his phone on the table Jamie or. is it in his bag I do not remember I. don't remember either I think if you pre. I think on some of these wind uh Android. phones if you're pressing two buttons at. the same time it reboots right so. there's a bootloader mode that's why you.

can like do different things to your. phones but that bootloader screen does. not look like it looks so cheap to like. I had like I was like the arrow that was. in it I was like I've seen this Arrow. that's clip art like I think it even. said gidy images on the side of it or. something and then there's a barcode. like why does it have a barcode what are. you buying yeah this is not for sale why. does it have a barcode right and how are. you going to scan that barcode with the. phone that you're holding like oh it's.

got a barcode must be legit right yeah. that seems so so fake that was what it. looked like look at that look at all. that Chinese writing too that's get the. [ __ ] out of here I guess it's Korean. because it's Samsung uh do not. disconnect USB cable during software. update so it's saying downloading and it. says it in Korean so it's doing. something that see that just looks that. does not look official the thing is my. point was it took a while and like what. if he broke his leg like what if he just. fell on his bike and broke his leg and.

now all of a sudden he's got a call for. an ambulance and he's laying there with. his [ __ ] shin bone poking out of his. calf and he's going to sit there while. his stupid phone does that that's why I. can't be real can you reboot that can. you stop that is that possible that's. what I had circled it said that you. could cancel it you can cancel it well. that's why when when I you posted that. video I texted you tell him to hold down. the power button in the up Arrow like. like reboot your phone stop doing. whatever it was too late by sent me that.

I I always worry about that with Windows. cuz windows will uh start updating my. laptop in the middle of nowhere yeah. that's the worst dude it's like I'll. open the laptop T super inspired ready. to write and it's like oh we have to. upload your software this will take 20. minutes like what yeah this is stupid. give me the option to not do this like. Mac at least will give me the option. it'll say it up in the corner do you. want to you know there's a new update. available do you want to update it right. and then it downloads it then goes do. you want.

do this right now you know we download. it we can do it later with with Windows. is that normal or may I think it was. like an old turn off on I think really. what's that this is a setting to turn. off like auto updates or whatever oh. there's a setting on Windows as well. yeah oh okay I must have had it on just. so I don't have to deal with it unless. it's a office thing or something you're. dealing with that's not like Windows. update office uh gives you a tiny. notification at the top of a of a file. that'll say a new update's available but. you click out of that easy just wait.

yeah but the problem is is like I have. automatic updates on Mac and it'll. download it and go hey we got this. update for you it won't just like in the. middle of doing something just start. like boot reboot my you know laptop yeah. mine just rebooted it like the moment I. opened up but I hadn't used that laptop. in a while it was just sitting there you. know what I want to try I want to try a. laptop with you know I'm a big keyboard. fan like one of the reasons why I write. if I write I have a home like mac that I. right on that is yeah those are nice new.

keyboards the MacBook Pro ones they're. dope it it really is like a Macbook so. what we're looking at right now is red. bands how skinny that is I know Jamie. has one this is the new iPad which is. insane this is so it's so insane it's. like it is as thin as possible where you. can still use a USB C connector and I. thought this was skinny and that's twice. it's I know so much your phone which is. super skinny is so much fatter than this. iPad this iPad is amazing and it has.

insane battery life too which is and. this probably has like two terabytes. right 10 hours this is one terabyte but. you can get up to two terabytes [ __ ]. nuts nuts um but what I really like is. the keyboards on thinkpads cuz think. pads have a longer stroke and when. you're writing with keys like you you. have more feedback with a longer key. strokes and then you're more accurate. with your typing and it's been proven. like when people do like how per minute. can you write they can write more words.

per minute on on keyboards with better. uh better feedback like longer. keystrokes but. Alienware you know because a lot of. Gamers like mechanical keyboards because. they have the clicky clack feel and it's. like even more accurate well they have a. a mechanical keyboard now on their. laptops and so I've been thinking about. getting one of those thtop though it's. not that thick so it has long key travel. I think the key travel is 1.8 mm which.

is like ideal my old think pad had like. 2.2 which was nice long keystrokes and. you just get real accurate with like. your writing so for me like a lot of. times I'm writing I'm stoned I don't. have time to like go back and [ __ ]. you know I want to just get it my. thought out while it's in my head and. with an IBM well you know Lenovo now. Lenovo ThinkPad I'm just much more. accurate when I'm writing.

yeah I like I like it but it sounds I. don't know after a while it's like God. this is so the Mac ones are terrible the. ones on MacBooks I have a Macbook it's. [ __ ] terrible to write on there's. it's really short key strokes it's a. really like flat key it's just not good. to write on you can do it it's it's. definitely better than like writing by. hand right you can I type on it all the. time I do write on it all the time but. it's just when you go over to that. ThinkPad you're like oh this is what. it's supposed to feel like or at home I.

have like an ergonomic keyboard that I. use on my Mac and that is like the best. it's like real easy I'm I'm I'm really. accurate I don't even have to think I. can just write and look at the screen. and I just get it right all the time why. don't you use voice though it's so. accurate now I don't want to be talking. in my. house about some of the things I write. and some of the things I write I like. writing because the thing about writing. is like say if I'm wrri in.

um you know uh [ __ ] artificial. intelligence as I'm writing artificial. intelligence it takes longer to write it. than it does to think the word so you're. spending more time on each instead of. just barfing out words like I do when I. talk or sometimes I don't even know what. the [ __ ] I'm saying while I'm saying it. when I'm writing and typing it takes a. little longer so it makes me think a. little more and I have more. possibilities open up about where to go.

with things so it actually benefits me. to slow me down a little but I still. want it to be accurate I want it to be. so slow that I'm [ __ ] with every key. I don't want that I want accuracy but a. little slower than talking for. writing yeah my problem is is like I'll. just start writing like like an idea or. a joke or whatever and then halfway. through I look up and I'm like I like I. [ __ ] up some word or it autoc. corrected something and it makes. everything not make sense had it like.

[ __ ] like I wrote this whole down and. now I don't understand any of it like. just one word spell checked like yeah. that's true well notes are the best for. that yeah yeah audio and the thing about. the phone is you can do it like while. you're in the car you can press like if. you have apple carplay you press it on. the screen and say make a voice note and. then you could just make a note or just. make a note rather and it'll make a note. for you and leave it in there it's great. so this many times that I've like at the.

end of the night I've done that and then. I go back over it so what I do is I have. like um a whole folder that's just ideas. so I got this folder yeah these are just. ideas yeah i' have and some of them a. lot of them have become bits and some of. them I'm just like maybe one day I'll. have something and so when I write yeah. so when I write I go back same thing I. go back and I look at those and I'll see. if something comes into my head I'll say. like cuz you know when you start writing. you just staring at that blank screen.

like what am I writing about and then. I'll just go into the phone and I'll say. what do you got for me what what what. have I been thinking about open B oh. borders open borders okay yeah okay what. is what was what what would it be like. if there's no borders how would that. suck what would be like if there was. more borders would that suck and then. I'll just start writing you know. wouldn't it be cool to take all our. notes put in an AI and like combine this. into all a one story like like like a. 20page story right it would be like the. perfect new one hour set the thing about.

AI though is like you you're going to I. have never used AI like GPT to write a. joke but I know people are doing that. now and my thought is I wouldn't feel as. good about it when it was done like I. don't want it just to be good I want it. to be good and I want it to have come. from my head you know what I'm saying. it's not that's the one thing it's not. there yet it can't write a good joke. like all this like where like l or not l.

k but the George Carlin and stuff that's. that's that's somebody writing that and. just doing George Carlin. voice it's not good at writing the jokes. I cuz I like to what I I I've. experimented like trying to find like a. tag for like a joke already like uh you. know this is the scenario and it's still. like Dad jokes and laughy Taffy [ __ ]. like oh a cow walks into a bar what I. think it would be though so like you. know how like a lot of really good. Comics hire writers and generally the WR. writers aren't even as good a comic as.

them but like with the way Chris Rock. does it Chris um I I haven't talked to. him personally I've I've heard him talk. about it and I've talked to people work. with him so one of the things he gets. accused of unfairly people say that he. has writers who write for him Chris Rock. writes his own material what he has is. the writers he bounces the I ideas off. them so they come and watch him do the. set and then they say maybe when you do. this say that first or maybe expand on.

this or I got a tag for that and so but. those guys who are doing that aren't as. good a comic as him so sometimes you. just need other ideas right The Green. Room that's what you know Green Room. that's what you man that joke you should. have had this or you know that happened. so the Green Room is amazing for that. there's so many times in The Green Room. that we're all trying to work out a bit. and then like Tony will chime in or. Brian will chime in like oh that's it. and then you figur it out I mean we.

rewrote David Lucas's entire [ __ ] act. in that greay. Rob but it's that's one thing so like if. if chat TPT just gave you like ideas. yeah just I just need like a framework. sometimes I I feel like each subject is. just a scaffolding so I get the. scaffolding now once I have the. scaffolding I have to build a house and. so but I have to have a [ __ ] location. where I can start building so it the. location is the subject whatever the.

idea is and then I start building that's. how I do it mhm but I mean everybody. does it different man everybody does it. some people have to write it down on. paper like some people all their stuff. like Colin Quinn's shit's all on paper a. lot of people's they it's just they. write it down like Christina P She has. this notebook she brings with her and. you look at the note it's filled with. ideas it's just all WR she goes I have. to write it down on paper Mark Norman.

like his back pocket's like a turtle you. know of how many he's the most insane. he's the most insane cuz he has a pH he. has a phone he knows there's notes in. the phone you don't have to have that. you have both things when you can only. have one thing like this is so. unnecessary so silly and he's just. sitting on it like a second wallet just. breaking his back every night totally. going to [ __ ] his back up like one of. them cab drivers that has a bum back. because like you have a [ __ ] wallet. that's 2 feet thick on one side of your. ass yeah if he just took those notes and. transcribed them into the notes on his.

phone then he would have it Con he's. always worried about losing them but. this way you would never lose them cuz. they would be in the clown take a. picture it's over yeah you take picture. will transcribe it it's done over and. with uh a lot of these things like. that's the other thing about Samsung you. can write with a stylus on the screen. and then it would convert that into. print you could do that on the iPad too. really yeah it's great with the with the. pen the iPad with the pen why don't they. make that for the iPhone you [ __ ] the.

the pen they can't admit that Samsung. was right yeah I think they have apps or. there's a way to do it really in the. note app maybe on the phone like where. you just use your finger you know and. just do yeah but I want the pen yeah I. it is silly or it's also silly like the. new pen that just came out you can't use. it on last year's model and like oh. that's dirty it's like they do all this. dirty [ __ ] they get so dirty they're so. dirty they're so dirty with their USBC. cables oh yeah I'm I'm glad now that. it's just every you know yeah it's nice.

but meanwhile I have airpods and they. all charge with regular lightning well. you you the new version has they have a. new version of it oh I got to get a new. version you buy just the case never let. you go and there [ __ ] is just good. enough so that you keep going down that. path yeah apple Vision Pro is very uh. depressing by the way is it you're done. uh I just I think like a lot of people. you are so in I'm so in and it's still. it's still amazing but then there's just.

nothing you can do like watching 3D. movies it's the best experience you'll. ever have ever even better than a movie. theater sitting there watching Avatar. like it's a big IMAX in your in your. bedroom it doesn't bother you that the. thing's over your face no I I of course. I'm you know I use it more but it it's. so comfortable how much EMF radiation. are you getting oh that's why my eyes. are so bad like you know like my eyes. are getting worse every day like it's. crazy you're cooking your brain son and. it [ __ ] your your dreams up and it kind. of [ __ ] your brain up a little because.

I think your brain starts thinking. that's real so when you're like dreaming. and [ __ ] I don't know like there was it. you that there was this fighter pilot. and he's just like he he's like one of. the top fighter pilots uh for the Air. Force or something like that and uh I. asked him if he's ever done like any of. the VR flight simulations he's like I. can't it will throw off my inner timing. and stuff like that because it will [ __ ]. with his inner timing and like I never. thought about for a real jet yeah and. I'm like whoa I what does it do to.

normal people those guys are all on the. way out they're all on the way out Mike. Baker was in here he was showing us how. they have ai fighter jets now that out. dog fight like actual piloted fire. fighter jets 100% of the time they. always win it's like Sky Teslas it's. over it's over it's over they're gonna. yeah it's so smart you got no chance. they're just too smart they're too smart. no matter how clever you think you are. you think you're m mck Maverick's.

dead Okay [ __ ] zero just killed. Maverick and zero kills everybody. because zero isn't a human and zero. doesn't get nervous and zero doesn't. make mistakes and zero has all the data. of every single dog fight and every. single dog fight training Mission that's. ever been done ever in its database with. the exact correct timing and when to. launch missiles and where to be and. where to avoid and you're [ __ ] we're.

[ __ ] we're all [ __ ] cuz then. everybody's going to have the same thing. and it's just going to be non-stop word. f we might be the only people that. aren't [ __ ] right cuz we talk [ __ ]. professional [ __ ] talkers are always. going to be. necessary like to make sense and to give. you some entertainment through all this. I require them I look if I wasn't a. comic and I wasn't around guys like you. and Tony and all the people that we're. around with all the time I don't know. what I do if I had to talk to normies. all day about how [ __ ] things are and. not laugh and not have fun. I'd be.

depressed like we're always laughing and. talking [ __ ] and having fun even though. things are crazy like we're we are what. four years away from artificial people. telling us what to do and everybody's. like ushering in in our own demise. buying things constantly we're going to. have artificial life forms that are far. superior to humans in like four years. and everybody's like whatever what do. you think about Drake and Kendrick I'm. on team Kendrick of course everyone is.

everyone seems to be on team yeah Drake. sing's too much dick people are a little. upset about him he's a little too. handsome yeah but all the all the. podcasts that every single comedian's. ever done is going to be fed into Ai and. they're going to be the [ __ ] talkers you. know I honestly don't know anything. about the Drake and Kendrick beef every. time people talk to me about it my eyes. glaze over I just can't pay attention I. just I can't I can't pay attention to. grown men beefing with each other. publicly it's just like sexual tension. between those two. that's all it is I my feeling is always.

like damn you guys busted out eight. songs that are bangers [ __ ] on each. other you could have been just writing. amazing rap songs like elevating human. beings elevating life you know and once. you write one disc song about somebody. come is that enough and then they you. have to go back and forth and back and. forth like come on come on I don't even. like listening to old ones you know you.

like like you know that's why I [ __ ]. your [ __ ] go back and listen to Tupac. and biggy like I love Tupac and I love. Biggie like how come I have to choose. how come how come how come there's a. fight what's going on those songs become. so popular not as much as California. Love there's there's songs you hear and. they make you excited they make you. excited you know like there's there's. there's like California Love Like I. remember when yah Faber was fighting in. the UFC California kid he would always.

come out to California Love and the. moment you hear it you're like woo. that's one of those songs man you don't. get that diss tracks yeah you do that's. that came because of the East Coast West. Coast beef this guy that's how it came. where California left came you probably. wouldn't never have even take the time. to ride it if they weren't talking [ __ ]. back then they may have maybe but Tupac. wrote a lot Tupac wrote so much that he. they were releasing albums long after he. was dead remember he did so he was just.

a machine like that dude was just a. creative machine he would just lock. himself in the studio and just make. songs remember the Easy E and Ice Cube. beef that was my favorite where like. talking about [ __ ] him in the ass. with no Vaseline and [ __ ] like that they. had whole albums back you don't want to. get into disc world with Ice Cube he's. too clever he's awesome he's too clever. he's too clever with his writing you. know Ice Cube wrote most of the songs. for wa Ice Cube's a very good writer you.

know like there's like a lot of times in. rap bands is like the one dude who. writes everything you know like in uh. Ghetto Boys it was Willie D like uh I we. played uh [ __ ] a war which is like one. of my all-time favorite rap songs. Bushwick Bill and uh Willie D texts me. and goes I wrote that in 45. minutes you know there's some dudes are. just really good at writing you know. they're just really good at writing. bangers you know and that's what comedy. too like Tony's that guy like Tony is.

really good at writing jokes like his. ability to like especially joke [ __ ]. on people yeah his brain's constantly. working when you talk to him he's not. even he's looking past you thinking how. what joke's going to say after and he's. a machine that's why's I mean your show. [ __ ] first of all congratu [ __ ]. relations dude I mean you guys are. [ __ ] killing it it's insane dude you. guys are killing it you guys sold out.

Madison Square Garden two nights in a. row you guys sold out a giant ass. Theater in LA and you wanted do other. shows so well just do the Staple Center. like what you sell that out like that. it's bananas you guys are printing money. it's ridiculous and it's the best. [ __ ] comedy show in the world it's. the best show because like you guys. first of all you guys have been doing it. now for 11 years almost right when did. it'll be 11 December June I think June. yeah so it's almost 11 years so you've.

been doing it all these you gotta it's. polished you guys are synced up. everybody knows their position the band. is great the audience is super aware of. how the show Works they're not confused. like what's going on how come he is a. minute and what's everybody knows how it. works and it's just polished and then. you got Tony who's just locked in the. [ __ ] lines he has so many people do. not believe that he comes up with those. on the spot they're like oh that's all. planned out like no none of it's planned.

out that's the magic of it like. especially when him and David go at it. when him when David Lucas and Tony Hench. clip [ __ ] on each other it's as hard as. I ever laugh there's like compilations. of them [ __ ] on each other on. YouTube and in a bunch of them it's me. like red-faced can't breathe holding. holding my sides just like Jesus Christ. they it's so funny it's so. good David gets to just call him gay for.

like like 15 minutes straight it's so. funny the show went against every single. direction that the industry was tring. trying to tell us the audience was going. that your show went against all of the. woke [ __ ] against all of the don't say. this and don't say that and this is a. forbidden word now all of it's out the. window and it's the best show and then. the audience is obviously responding. there's not a [ __ ] podcast on Earth. that could sell out Arenas like you guys.

are doing not one you guys are selling. out Madison Square Garden in an hour. it's nuts I mean it's that's that's like. a cultural phenomena that's a real. audience like finally the audience. reacts to like this is what we want this. is what we've always wanted we don't. think comedy is real life we're not. [ __ ] stupid go crazy go crazy say. wild [ __ ] and it's it's the best for. comedy man it's the Johny Carson for. comics and you don't like it's also.

random and you know you could be doing. comedy 10 years or you could be doing. comedy your first time and somehow get. on Johnny Carson you can be doing comedy. your first time and get on Johnny Carson. at the Staple Center yeah which is the. one of the worst things ever when that. happens by the way well if you can get. through that though I mean good Lord if. you can get through that what a career. you'll have you'll be able to tell. people the first time he was ever on. stage was in front of 20,000 people and. now here he is headlining the Comedy.

Works in Denver I mean that's an amazing. thing that's what Janice did her third. time on stage in front at at uh the. arena here on New Year's Eve nuts that. is so nuts third time on stage that is. bananas that kind of pressures bananas. and then after that I asked her to marry. me like she's already like oh what the. [ __ ] oh that's cute that's adorable. that's adorable yeah you guys are it man. it's it's awesome to see it's somebody.

sent me a clip of an old JRE uh was like. the week we started that kill Tony and. you're like what's this new show you're. doing or something like that and I go oh. it's me and this guy named Tony. Hinchcliffe you know Tony right oh I. think so I don't don't wow that's crazy. that's crazy yeah I mean we've been. working so hard at that you we always. thought you know it's going to become. big or but not not this big not having. like post Malone in art FK on the same. show sh like what the hell is going on.

you remember the time I just I tricked. post Malone he had no idea he was going. on stage oh done that a few times you. did it with. tuon just well be known if you're a. famous person and we're hanging out and. it's. Monday oh let's go through this curtain. real quick what the hell I might I might. drag you out on to the internet uh but. listen Tucker Carlson handled it like a. champ he was great Tucker's hilarious. man he was so smooth and so relaxed and. so genuinely happy and.

fun people don't understand him or they. don't know who he is or they just want. to demonize him as this evil right-wing. person he's a sweetheart of a guy and. I'm I'm saying that as someone who spent. hours with him he's a very nice guy he's. nice to everybody he's just he's nice. he's just he's odd he's odd he's an odd. guy and he was also working in the belly. of the Beast for like how many years he. was on CNN and they goes to CN to Fox. and now he's a wild boy now he's online.

he's just wild you know having. interviewing that guy who says he sucked. Obama's dick like that what are you. doing I forgot to ask him about that. remember when William just or was it. William or Cam just brought that up yeah. William brought up that guy really suck. Obama's. dick what a nightmare what a. nightmare. Tucker Oh that's. William's so [ __ ] funny and his.

brother now works at the mothership and. it's like the coolest thing ever yeah. it's amazing William is so funny and. he's so confident now and look me when. we first met that guy he was awkward but. kind of funny but he had to have those. goddamn notes and how many times did we. have conversations with him in the Green. Room millions millions like dude you got. to ditch those notes because when he. would do kill Tony when he would engage. with the Audi I go when you stare at the. audience start talking to them I go it. makes me nervous like as a a friend of. yours you're so wild that like I'm in.

the audience like this guy's crazy. that's better than staring at your notes. man engage them look at them you could. remember your jokes and he just had to. like be convinced that he can now he's. doing an hour on stage with no notes no. and killing headlining selling out. everywhere dude The Black Keys. specifically wanted to see him when he. was in town so I had William come up and. do the show I called him I go like dude. The Black Keys want to be those guys are. by the way the coolest guys the best. [ __ ] they're the best they're the best.

they're the and so is everyone around. them we went to see them at their show. at stubs and hung out with them and. everyone right so cool yeah and they. were just there's William like they were. so love William they're just giant. William fans they were so pumped to hang. out with him it's funny hearing that. like hearing people you know that story. Tony told you last night about that guy. that's a huge Casey rocket fan amazing. yeah amazing CEO of a big company yeah. CEO of a huge company and he's doing a.

Casey rocket impression of crab Walker. that is insane didn't Drake also say. something Drake watches every week I. guess crazy I mean team Drake when you. guys had sugar Shan Ali the US UFC. bantamweight champion revealing the. winner of like one of the battles like. that is incredible man you got jelly. roll singing in front of arenas for you. guys like this is the whole thing is so. nuts man and I don't think I don't think. post blown even knew what he was getting. into the first time he did it right he.

didn't know what it was no I don't think. he knew it I did he know no I don't. think I think I had to explain to him. and then I said let's go to the club and. then and then I just [ __ ] open the. curtains we all went out together in La. when I was in LA for the kilon uh I hung. out with post I think like two nights. three nights in a row till like 5: in. the morning just drinking like that dude. doesn't get drunk he just keeps on going. he's a b light guy yeah that's true. those Bud Light guys are dangerous those. are like Shane Gillis guys Shane Gillis.

is another budlike guy you could drink. like Stan hope used to be a light beer. guy you could just drink light beer and. just maintain a steady Buzz yeah whereas. retards like you and me are drinking. whiskey yeah you pee it out at the same. amount as he. drinking we're slur at our words and. they just keep going it's true man. should go back to beer I I can't do it. anymore you get fat yeah I mean it's I. mean I get fat both ways Jo. have you thought about doing the OIC uh.

no isn't it my doctor my testosterone. doctor said uh don't do it he had one of. his patients do it and she had seizures. and had to go to the hospital or. something like that or ah they could. that could happen or you could be hot I. mean come on bro don't be a [ __ ] isn't. there there uh you know the I don't know. if they're sponsor on this but the hems. uh you know the hair hems they you can. get medications to them they just. announced that they're going to have an. AIC like clone where it's the same. medicine inside AIC but it's going to be. like one1 of the price what's this the.

new South Park you heard about this. first look at C us it to go Z big so. he's getting smaller the end of obesity. oh no yeah it comes out the 24th is that. out now is that today two more. days yeah um there's some people have. real bad side effects apparently yeah. but one of the things that uh Peter AA. was saying was that you know he's a. doctor so he he they had tried to see.

what the effects of these things on the. people that wanted to take them and so. they said we we'll prescribe them to you. but we want to do dexa scans we want to. make sure that we F you know we want to. really monitor what's going on your. whole body so one of the things that. they found out was that in normal. conditions like say if you lost weight. you know like most of it would be fat. but a small percentage of it would be. lean body mass like muscle tissue in.

OIC most of the loss like that when they. were when they were looking at it the. people were losing much more body mass. much more lean tissue and bone mass than. was making him comfortable he's like. this makes me very uncomfortable he's. like these people are getting they're. getting lighter and they're getting. fatter like they're losing muscle tissue. and Bone like this is not good but then. there's other people that have said if.

your body's tolerating it that what you. should do is add strength training to. mitigate the effects of that but now. you're asking people to be disciplined. like isn't the whole the point the whole. point I mean how many people who are. going to take OIC are like disciplined. weight trainers where they're going to. really mitigate the effects of bone loss. and muscle loss and they're going to. stay strong while they lose fat while. you're paralyzing the stomach with a. drug that I would just imagine probably.

has an effect on your energy levels just. just by virtue of the fact that your. body is dealing. with whatever it has to do to metabolize. this new drug you're injecting into your. body right so if you're injecting this. drug in your body is it does it have a. positive effect does it give you more. energy or is it it's killing your. appetite right that's part of what it. does it's kind of like what is the. actual physical effect it has some sort. of a paralysis effect on your stomach on.

some. people like what does it do let's find. out what it because we're so stupid we. don't know exactly what it does I think. it kills your appetite if it kills your. appetite that wouldn't work on me cuz I. have no appetite anyway okay says it. works by mimicking a naturally occurring. hormone as those hormone levels rise the. molecules go to your brain telling it. you're full it also slows digestion by. increasing the time it takes for food to. leave the body slows digestion question. I don't like that that's crazy so that's. probably it's similar to the effect of.

bariatric surgery so that's the um the. thing where they're saying like it. paralyzes your stomach it slows it down. yeah that's that's right Brian Simpson. had a really bad reaction to it where he. was in bed for a while oh [ __ ] yeah he. got wrecked did he still on it no he got. off it immediately Brian had a great. weight loss though when he switched to. the carnivore diet when he went all meat. I did that but I gained it immediately. back the second I sto it you know like. why you stop it then because you know.

how it is you just get tired of meat not. tired of meat but you just miss like. fruit you know and like like I need. fruit yeah I need a salad I don't think. there's anything wrong with fruit I. think fruit's fine for you right I've. lost like over 30 pounds in a year. though just being on testosterone not. doing anything different really yeah. it's it's just like why don't you work. out a little bit I do now that I live. downtown half the time cuz I'm walking. everywhere you know you just walk yeah. it's great just hire a trainer you got. cash but yeah I'm like they Z people. like too yeah you just get someone who.

shows up at your house that sounds that. sounds worse get rather let's go work. out now I have a nice gym so if you just. like eased into it just we want to keep. you alive yeah he can't die now kill. Tony's killing it yeah true you guys are. literally on top of the world you you. guys could do an arena in every city. every night of the week yeah yeah you. just fly around the country doing Arenas. and it's a new show every time that's. what's so crazy like it's not like a.

standup show where you like you develop. the show you put the bits together you. put out a special no like you guys could. do a new show everywhere you go the only. thing with the arena is it's it's so. much work and it has you know what I. mean cuz you got to be bigger and bigger. producer you got a producer which is the. most amazing thing ever by the way God. he's awesome uh but but it's also you. know the uh Arenas it changes the show a. little like it's a celebration kind of. thing I think you know but you need.

those weekly normal you know Mothership. shows you know I mean that's so. important because that's really the show. you know well it's it's also the club. experience and to see the club. experience on YouTube the mothership and. like what kill Tony at the mothership is. the Cornerstone of standup comedy. because it's showing young Comics that. there's a path you can actually do this. and it's just about being funny. regardless of your political beliefs. your ideology what you think you're. supposed to say with your platform stop.

it's just about being funny that's what. people want to see they just want to. laugh there's plenty of people lecturing. people plenty of people telling people. what to do they just want to laugh and. when you get one minute there's no time. for any [ __ ] and then you have one. minute with these Hawks on the left side. of you just hawks just vicious. professional comedians all waiting to. [ __ ] on your act or say something funny. at your expense and then the audience. they get to see you know William. Montgomery kill cam kill Hans kill.

people are killing and so the audience. is primed it's like if you can do that. if you can actually get through that. make that minute and have everybody go. that was really great the audience gives. you a round of applause like holy [ __ ]. you're flying and then the audience. wants to see you try it again and now. you're out in the open mics every night. and you're banging it out because you. think oh my God I think there's a real. Pathway to career here and then you do a. second show and next thing you know you.

got a Golden Ticket holy [ __ ] next thing. you know you're Hans Kim it's insane. you're opening up for me and Arenas we. we're traveling around all over the. [ __ ] world you're you're doing. standup now to your own soldout. audiences and weekends in these clubs. it's incredible Hans Kim is killing it. killing it every weekend he's somewhere. selling five out like one he might be. one of the most popular comedians like. in the in the circuit right now and he. keeps getting better he did a set the. other night last week at the mothership. did two nights and he [ __ ] murdered.

and all this new [ __ ] I was like dude. that's great stuff it was really well. written really funny have you seen his. process it's insane he has like. spreadsheets in Excel and stuff like. that it's crazy yeah he gets nutty he's. on the plane nerding out on his [ __ ]. on all his material but that's how to do. it man that's how to do it and but the. thing is like these Comics now they see. there's a genuine path and it exists and. so it sets the tone for open mics and. for standups cuz they realize like Hey.

this not it's not about your [ __ ]. ideologies it's just about being funny. too many people got trapped in this. clapter mode where you you want to say. something you know you're going to use. something you use your act for social. justice. like be funny yeah be funny you have to. be funny that's that's the thing now if. you have a point and you have something. you want to say and it's funny and you. know how to work it and make it funny.

great great but it's got to be funny and. so many people they started off with. like this idea of like taking this I'm. going to take this sneaky shortcut and. just say a bunch of [ __ ] that you know. kind rational people will agree with you. know whether it's about the. vaccine you know support the science or. whether it's about Trump being a. dictator like they'll say things just to. get that clap just to get that thing and. then they'll throw a few half ass jokes.

in with it when they're already riding. on the wave of being correct and on the. right side of things like right. everybody and it's all just like you're. avoiding being funny you're avoiding it. just you're you're you know and some of. these people that we see doing this like. you're so [ __ ] in the head you. shouldn't be giving out advice on. anything you're such a crazy person and. they you're on stage like lecturing the. country on how to think and behave.

you're out of your [ __ ] mind like you. need to be in the jungle doing iasa for. like a month like shut the [ __ ] up. stupid you miserable [ __ ] and but. meanwhile you're like telling people how. to behave and live their life it's. bananas it's. bananas I saw Shane Gillis the other day. he's he's so I love how he's but silly. and goofy like he's so fun to watch you.

know and then some of these comedians. like that you're talking about are so. like it's a different kind of Comedy I. like being like fun fun having a fun. time let's have fun there some somewhere. along the line people who wanted people. to think they were smart thought that. you couldn't be having fun if you were. smart which is weird it's so weird it's. just an insecurity thing it's so weird. they think you can't be. silly and be smart cuz Shane is very.

smart and if you underestimate him. because you think that he's like a big O. you know Shane is very [ __ ] smart he. reads he reads a lot and he knows a lot. about history and when people say stupid. [ __ ] NOP that's not what happen and then. he'll start rattling off like well. Eastern Europe at the time like and like. everybody's like oh they forgot he's. smart he forget he went to West Point. like he's a smart fella smart fella just. big silly Jolly guy. and people underestimate them you know.

and Matt mccusker very smart M both. those guys cool as [ __ ] too yeah I love. so nice that they're here it's so cool. that's such a nice bonus the whole. Philly crew those guys are great Tommy. those guys are great yeah yeah Lam's. here now yep Joey Diaz has been hanging. out lately which is so great to see Joey. oh my God it's Joy's getting a real. estate agent yeah that's [ __ ] awesome. yeah he's gonna get a spot on here it's. you know once he got here he's like this. is what I've been missing dog this is. what I've been missing this is what I. told you Joey I know you don't want to. totally listen to me he doesn't want to.

listen right you know I tell him Joey. you really shouldn't be out there by. yourself in New Jersey yeah you're in. Jersey that's why you got out of there. in the first place Jersey is not bad but. it's not it's not right for comedy where. he lives is great great neighborhood. great area food's amazing fantastic. everybody loves him he's like the King. of New Jersey yeah it's a great place to. live and exist nothing no wrong with. that but we we we live by our. tribe we we we exist in tribes and we.

have a tribe of Comedians and we had it. in Los Angeles and I think we. underestimated how important it was when. we left and one of the first things that. I realized when we started doing shows. out here when we first started doing the. Vulcan was like yeah you need a place. where everybody goes and this is a kind. of a weird one cuz everybody only goes. while this show is on and the Green Room. setup is is Goofy you got to go upstairs. there's a lot of weirdness to it this is.

not. ideal but we need a comedians need a. place like otherwise you're on your own. you're just out there alone by yourself. then you call you want to open up for me. this weekend and you go see and the only. time you're around comics is when you're. working with them on the road weird. right it's not good for you we're too. strange we're too strange our. sensibilities and what we're what's. normal to us is too strange and if you. around just like boring and ass people. Norms Norms especially Norms that aren't.

interesting you can't pick them you. can't pick your neighbors like you know. I have great neighbors but I didn't I. didn't pick them you know I didn't have. a [ __ ] audition to see who could be. my neighbor you know like but your. friends like you pick your friends and. when you're your friends are Comics like. you we are so spoiled we have just an. abundance of fun yeah so spoiled so. spoiled so spoiled you know whenever Ron. White does the road he always comes back. I so [ __ ] spoiled he goes I hatte it. every minute of being in that Green.

Room God I love her on well he's the. leader of the pack he was the the first. reason I had uh considered Austin and. this was actually before the. pandemic I always loved it here and you. know on it was always here so I was. always visiting here but when he. was if I guess 2018 when he decided to. get a place here was like you know it's. the center of the country I could travel. there anywhere my son's here I [ __ ]. love it's beautiful great food nice.

people like damn can I live in Texas can. I live in I'm like that doesn't make any. sense I'm like they have one Club you. know it's like Cap City was on the way. out now it wasn't I guess it was like. 2019 when it really crumbled right it. was like was it during Co that the. beginning of Co I think so it was still. it still was there but they always it. was a weekend club right so you'd have. your Headliners would come in for the. weekend so like when would I be able to. do show like maybe I could do late night. shows there or maybe I could do like.

guest spots there like maybe but you. were also thinking wasn't it Utah or. something like that remember how bad. that would have been yeah I thought. about Utah but with Utah I thought about. getting a because I have a buddy who. lives in Park City I was like maybe I. get a place in Park City and then I. could just drive down to Wise Guys cuz. Wise Guys in Salt Lake is the [ __ ] that. is a [ __ ] great Club that's one of my. favorite clubs to go to and Salt Lake. people are fun man they're fun like. people think oh the Mormons like no it's. the people that aren't the Mormons that.

want to go out right and then the. Mormons just ask sex everywhere for. those girls is that what the Mormons do. yeah doesn't count so when they're when. you're out in a place like that if. you're a comic you got to make there's. got to be a consideration like where. could I go up like I Montana was like. there's no place right there's no I got. nothing it's like apparently there's a. little bit of a comedy scene in Boseman. now that might have started up like. around the pandemic or slightly before. the pandemic can you imagine if you. still lived in Denver how liberal you.

would. be I would you crazy I would resist it. that's hilarious you think I would just. give into that nonsense yeah you'd be. like a hippie and like no the hippies. were already annoying me that was only. there for four months I know you got the. [ __ ] out of there quick I was living. next to an ashram and I went to visit. the lady in the ashram and I was talking. to her and she's spraying uh bug spray. on ants and I was like yo so her and I.

had like this bizarre philosophical. conversation I go but you are a Buddhist. and you believe in the sanctity of life. and that all things are are living. things are important you just killed. thousands of them casually in front of. me like she just [ __ ] casually in. front of me raided these ants and I was. like this is kind of crazy. this is kind of a crazy thing to do you. just did yeah like not only that you did.

it you're poisoning yourself like that. shit's like super toxic even if you can. smell it you're breathing it in if you. can breathe it in it's bad for you like. it's killing those ants instantly what's. it doing to you you're just bigger than. an ant if it was the same dose you get. the same dose of raid that an ant gets I. mean I don't know how it kills ants but. I got to imagine it's not sophisticated. right it's not like some genetic. alteration that stop stops their heart. from beating probably poison like. horrible horrible poison I used to like.

the smell of raid when I was a kid it's. great I love that smell I love that. smell in markers yeah do you know. anything about this I don't know if. we've ever talked about this speaking in. the kind of same line uh about gas uh. stoves being poisonous for you terrible. for you lower your IQ yeah what the [ __ ]. dude the new the latest reports are like. scary like no yeah when I was a kid I. remember like you walk by the stove and. you could smell it oh yeah and they're. like oh the pilot light must be out like. oh what is it just [ __ ] gas floating.

around this apartment right yeah that. probably lowered rqs you know another. thing that lowered. rqs lead from from gasoline when they. had leaded gasoline oh that's right un. Le that's right yeah lead from gasoline. lowered IQs by a measurable. amount wow kids who lived in homes with. gas stoves experienced levels of. nitrogen dioxide triple to those who. came from homes with electric stoves.

kids from homes with gas stoves fared. marginally worse on cognitive tasks. again a point or two out of 100 point. scale so it made them a little. Dumber would probably affect their. health which would also make you a. little Dumber if you're tired I think. the latest study said it's like having. it's like breathing in the high the. highway like fumes uh in your house oh. God about the same level like if you. just work worked on a highway every day. yeah how many people have ever gone. through their [ __ ] house with like an.

an air scanner yeah I've never done that. no but I have a lot of those uh things. that clean the air I have like huge. industrial ones all around the house. yeah that'll help you a little bit but I. don't know if that'll help you from gas. no I don't think that works with that. right so the gases is one thing but the. Leed gasoline thing is a crazy one yeah. because they put lead in gasoline so I. guess it stops the engine from. pinging I'm a [ __ ] even though I love.

cars I don't really exactly know like. what what happened with lead and uned. but they had leaded gasoline forever. like when I was a kid when I had muscle. cars you had to get leaded gasoline to. make the muscle car run good like unlet. gasoline it would run like [ __ ] and so. we all had like I don't even know when. they came out with unlet gasoline but I. remember for sure when I was younger. there was options you get Leed or UNL. like 82 probably and when you you always.

everybody wanted Leed but when you were. when you were driving around you that. [ __ ] from those pipes all that exhaust. all the burning of that leaded gasoline. literally poisoned the. ground 70s unleaded gasoline was. introduced in the 1970s when health. problems from lead became apparent in. the United States leaded gasoline for. use on non-road vehicles was completely. phased out it was January 1st 1996 most.

other countries have also stopped using. leaded gasoline what find out what the. effect Leed gasoline had on IQs cuz that. was what was disturbing so they they. were saying that people in like urban. areas that had like a lot of like cars. traveling back and forth my friend lived. in Brooklyn my friend Steve Rella he. lived in Brooklyn for a while and he was. going to grow plants in his backyard but. he has so cuz he's he's very small so he. had a soil tested and he found it's like. filled with lead from leaded gasoline.

from the fucking' 60s and the ' 50s and. [ __ ] it's just in the dirt according to. a 2022 study published in the. proceedings of the National Academy of. Sciences childhood exposure to Leed. gasoline has caused a loss of. 824 million IQ points for more than 170. million. Americans or about half of the US. population this is based on an average. of 2 .6 IQ points lost per person the. study also found that people born in the.

mid to late 1960s may have lost up to. six IQ points that's me while children. in the highest levels of lead of with. the highest levels of lead in their. blood may have lost more than seven IQ. points on average this is reminded me of. this thing that hit the internet. yesterday about 100% of testicles having. microplastics did you see that I just. wrote that down maybe maybe yours [ __ ]. maybe yours you know I was watching Paul. saladino had this thing on his Instagram.

that I was looking at today about. plastic uh cutting boards and he was. like just let me show you what happens. with the plastic cutting board it's like. this is going to get into your food for. sure and you're going to eat it like. this is not good yeah I knew about that. a long time ago but it's that's exactly. what microplastic pretty much. microplastics found in every human. testicle in the study can we go back to. plastic straws then yeah can we just go. back to plastic straws I promise I'll. throw them away okay the problem is. really not with straws and Turtles the.

problems with with garbage management. yeah they're doing a [ __ ] job of M. they're like approximately getting all. the garbage this is a pretty small study. 23 testicles and 47 46 B 47 testies from. pet dogs they found microplastic. pollution in every single sample so it's. probably in everything I mean it's. probably in everything even though. that's a small sample. you got to think of like how much. plastic is being used what's that even.

mean like are we stronger maybe just. don't put us in the microwave or. something you no it makes it's an end. endocrine disruptor the problem is it uh. it's measurable measurable decrease in. testosterone with males measurable. decrease in uh fertility with women a. lot more miscarriages and it's all. correlates directly with microplastics. it directly with when you're microwaving. food with Saran wrap on it in a plastic.

container and there's like little chips. of plastic that come when you open up. packages and you know there's there was. an estimate and we were trying to figure. out exactly whether or not it was. accurate but that every week you eat one. credit card of of plastic which is. insane insane insane human testicles had. a plastic concentration almost three. times higher than that found in the dogs. of course because like we're not just. eating dog food that comes out of a can. or a bowl we're we're constantly eating.

food that comes from plastic 330. micrograms per gram of tissue compared. to 123 micrograms polyethylene used in. plastic bags and Bottles was the most. common microplastic found followed by. PVC so [ __ ] from pipes so the pipes. where you drinking your water and then. uh polyethylene which is used in plastic. bottles which is what everyone's. drinking out of and you drink out of. them when they've been sitting. what how long did they sit on the dock. before they got to the delivery truck.

like when you buy like bargain water if. you're barg buying bargain plastic. bottled water is there a chain of. custody where they can show at every. step of the way it was in a controlled. environment where it wouldn't be heated. up where the plastic from the bottle. would leech into your water and give you. like this toxic stew that's killing your. nuts cuz that's what it does it kills. your nuts it makes your taint shrink. that's not a bad thing it is a bad thing.

you don't want your [ __ ] closer to. your balls I want no there's a certain. manageable distance and Nature's already. figured that out that's exactly what it. is um this lady from uh was she's from. Harvard right shanon Swan she uh was on. the podcast she explained to us that. with mammals when you look at their. taints the the length of the taint is. you could tell if it's a male or a. female even if it's like a gerbal cuz. the male taints are 50 100% larger but. since the introduction of plastics the.

taints are shrinking on men and the. balls and the dicks are shrinking too so. we're becoming genderless through. plastic so as we have more technology. like think of all this trans stuff yeah. look all this trans stuff all this crazy. stuff that's going on non-binary I don't. identify with it with this feminizing of. American men demonizing of masculinity. what is that well it's maybe Ai and. technology changing the organism to. better suit its goal its goal is taking.

over what what better way than eliminate. all sexual breeding eliminate biological. human beings in completely just slowly. make them into this genderless mess that. can't reproduce anymore and has to adopt. artificial intelligence for the future. of the species [ __ ] up right but. wouldn't you do it that way wouldn't you. do it that way and you make it really.

convenient to use the plastic Plastics. everywhere you make it convenient and so. this dumb animal keeps using the plastic. over and over and over again and as it. keeps using the plastic then its species. becomes less and less. viable what if the dogs were Ai and. they're the ones doing it I don't think. so looking at what temperature this. happens at and I'm just starting to. think 140° don't bring plastic water. bottles into the sauna oh yeah. definitely you're just like you're. creating more yeah oh you're definitely.

if you're doing it in a sauna especially. temperature is higher than above 140. yeah bottle water companies follow sa. safety safety standards to minimize risk. sure they do yeah I just sure they do. what are your safety standards [ __ ] say. 158 other thing said 200 there was a. test I was just looking at that they the. at room temperature there wasn't a lot. of activity they found but as soon as. they put it up to 50° C they started. testing all sorts of stuff for showing. up what is 50° C in um that's pretty hot. I don't know that's like 180 or.

something like that 100 would be. 22 100 is 212 boiling point 50 Dees is. 122 boiling point of Celsius is 100. fahit 22 so at 122 they start measuring. chemicals leeching and that's not even. that that could be that could be here. and that's so easy yeah especially like. what if they this bottle water is coming. from another country and it's on a boat. across the [ __ ] ocean the entire time. just cooking you leave your bottle in. your car in the sun you know and then.

you come back and drink it yeah that. stuff is just cooking yeah it's cooking. and it's turning us into some weird. thing where our dicks are shrinking and. our sperm count is lowering and we're. becoming confused about gender like I. think they might all be related to. technology cuz it's a part of Technology. like one of the most important residues. of Technology like the residue of. Technology a lot of it is like mineral. and Plastics and all this stuff just. gets out into the environment and ground.

fills and landfills and gets into the. ocean it's like all all this stuff that. we use that makes more technology is all. bad for us the minerals are bad for us. the plastic is bad for us but yet we're. addicted to technology and all. technology has plastic in it like there. just there wires that are covered in. plastic there plastic this there plastic. that what are the screens made out of. when do you think it started though like. when the first computer was. created because like that and then.

plastic was made like two months later. something I think this is what I think I. think technology is a life form and I. think it's just a sea of life forms. different kinds of life forms but. they're operating at a different. frequency so we don't think of them as a. life form we think of ourselves as a. life form because we have sex to make. babies we raise the baby. we have Community we have this like. thing that we all do together but we.

don't we we are a life form we are we. have clothes we have a mortgage we are. life form this is just a thing I made. this is just a computer this is just an. electric car this is just a thing I. think there's a. misunderstanding of the relationship and. I think that us the smart monkeys make. this we make this and our desire for. this is what fuels constant innovation.

no one's ever satisfied no matter how. dope everything is even if your. refrigerator got the exact expiration. date of your orange juice even if your. phone had a 100h hour battery life no. one's happy I want the new one the new. one's 150 I could just charge it once. and use it for a month yay and no one's. going to be happy no matter what 200. megapixel this gu 2 million I can see. the sun no one's going to be happy. you're not to be happy until you can see. past Jupiter you're not going to be. happy until you can [ __ ] look on your.

phone and see the inside of a black hole. and then you won't be happy because this. new phone this new phone can get you to. the Big Bang if it ever really happened. if that ever really happened you can go. back to that the the new phone let you. see everything you can literally look. into the past with the new phone well. the new phone after the new phone lets. you create the past in a different way. you can actually go back in time with a. new phone it'll just never stop it'll. never never stop and we're going to be. trans everyone's everyone's going to.

shrivel up we're all going to be. nonbinary it's there's no way out of it. we're poisoning ourselves and we're not. hitting the brakes and we're going to. we're just going to slide into this. genderless future and some people are. going to be really happy about it and I. think they wrote about it in the Bible. when they said the meek will inherit the. [Laughter]. earth I think it's in the Bible and I'm. not kidding oh God no not kidding as. more time goes on I'm not kidding I. think I think the Bible got that one.

right I think they didn't I think you. know a lot got Lost in Translation they. forgot to mention Plastics turning into. a [ __ ] but that's what it is and that's. why I think Noah's Arc is real Brian I. don't think that's real but I I do think. that I do think that we're on h a slide. of a cycle that probably has been. predicted by cultures that stud the rise. and declines of civilizations because.

it's hard to say because everything is. written down right and when everything's. written down it's written down by the. people who won so you have like. approximations of how things went down. and why someone said this but sometimes. you don't really know especially go back. like 2,000 3,000 years ago but I think. if you get an overall understanding of. what happens when a country takes over. and when like things start happening and. it seems like you get like these badass. Warriors these Savage people who.

dominate a place and take control and. then start to prosper and everything. starts kicking ass and then you have. ancient Rome and you have ancient Greece. but all of them fall apart all of them. are gone all of you go to Rome now it's. a joke it's cab drivers and [ __ ]. shitty tourist pizza places you know it. used to be the center of the [ __ ]. universe and now it's a joke it's a. great place to visit don't get me wrong. it's beautiful the Coliseum is amazing I.

recommend it it's the Vatican is [ __ ]. incredible but it's not running the. world it's not it's not the the head of. the army of the world it used to be it. used to be the baddest [ __ ]. that conquered everything same thing. with Mongolia I mean when gask Khan was. running things then they had killed 10%. of the population from that spot he was. dominating like a a giant chunk of the. world and now it's just a regular place. you know cuz it fell apart they all fall. apart and so some people have studied.

the rise and fall of civilizations and. they say you can you can really predict. it it's just like when things start. going too well people start getting. really soft and silly and entitled and. you get the rise of people that are. trying to get attention for no [ __ ]. reason and you Deery and then with Rome. it's always connected with like Sodom. and Gamora stuff and that you know there. was all just the they were all just. [ __ ] each other and eating till they. could puked and then go back and eat. again you know there's always those. stories of gluttony and and it's just.

like that it eventually falls apart that. it always does and if that's. true that's where we're. at we're at this crazy part where this. crazy part right before right before. where the president is like clearly gone. and everybody's like no he's amazing. everybody's all these [ __ ] people. because they don't want the other guy to. win are just lying to everyone and. ruining their credibility cuz that no. one's admitting like okay I'm willing to.

vote Democrat show me one that says. something that makes sense that I can. trust that's not dying just show show me. one that's younger show me one show me. one that is a reasonable Centrist that. makes sense with all this but they don't. want to do that they just want to keep. Trot in this crazy situation out where. you get this Alzheimer's patient or. whatever he's got dementia and he's like. making [ __ ] up and just saying things.

and everybody has to correct him and. it's like but and everyone knows what's. going on but no one on one side is. willing to say it because if you say it. then it's going to empower Trump who's. Hitler it's like holy [ __ ]. kids this is a this is not good this is. not a good place to. be and this is like what you would. expect of a society that's collapsing. you just never want to think your. Society is going to collapse like no no. dude the Romans were [ __ ] like those. guys were idiots they didn't know what. to do they they should have stopped.

throwing up start [ __ ] stop [ __ ]. each other and just go to work fix your. streets AI will be our president someday. I don't think I don't think that's the. worst idea now I think about it a lot I. think about it as a scary thing. because it' be hard to argue with it. like if it could say that it could. manage people in a far more fair and. even way and completely eliminate this. highlevel poverty that we see in the.

country and reduce crime like. radically why wouldn't you let it do it. we should have a beta the whole country. should have a beta test of it like all. right we're going to do it per week. basis what do you think it would do it'd. probably clean up and me fix everything. and why don't we ask AI let's ask it. let's ask um chat. gp40 yeah how do I phrase this um hold. on I was thinking of one would you. rather have it like one AI like one AI.

overl president with like five you know. five three to five people that can check. on it or like a cabinet of AI with one. person picking those decisions oh yeah a. cabinet of AI absolutely like a. transportation Focus yeah but I don't. think one person should be in charge of. picking that maybe three or five. watching that then maybe maybe a large. group of people to prevent corruption. and tyranny yeah you have to be real. careful that but I think that if you CU. people are going to look we've already.

seen it with social media people that. are like ideologically captured are. going to try to suppress accurate. information because they don't think. it's going to be good for their side if. you don't think they're going to do that. with AI if they have some method of. controlling systems they're going to do. it but I think that if you had only one. AI That's way more dangerous than having. a bunch of AIS and I think one of the. most important things that's happening. right now is open- Source AI right so. you have these AIS that want to be. controlled they want to control AI like.

Gemini Google wants to control it but. what they're trying to do what the open. source people are trying to do. is have more people involved get it. better and and keep it open source so. you never have one AI That's dominating. everything and if the open source AI if. it succeeds and this is the best one. that's better for everybody and if it. can get through that door fast enough. where it gets through that door before.

these corporate controlled AIS take over. it could maybe make it so that it's not. possible for the corporate controlled. AIS to take over maybe set boundaries in. place where you have it completely. benefiting the people and not just get. to the situation we have right now with. like Google for instance where like one. company dominates the searching of of. information which is nuts and and. profits off of your data which you.

didn't even know was a commodity and. apparently is the most important and. most valuable commodity so this one. company has massive influence over giant. chunks of the population and they're. ideologically captured so much so that. their [ __ ] Gemini software when they. first released it they had to pull it. because it showed like show us a Nazi. Soldier and it shows like an Asian woman. one of them was a Native American woman. it was like ridiculous yeah that was. stupid it's so dumb you have black Nazis.

like what are you talking about what is. this it's just it couldn't help but be. woke it couldn't represent things. accurately it had to do things with some. Dei twist to it so that that's real bad. that's that kind of shit's real bad. because that that kind of [ __ ] can. change discourse it can change people's. ability to express themselves we can't. find out what's true just because. something makes someone feel better. doesn't mean it's right or accurate and.

we got to be real careful about which. one we're siding with because if you. only side with feel better and not with. accurate you get San Francisco okay like. it doesn't work you got to be able to. talk about it and if one company is like. changing reality to fit its. ideology they're also probably going to. be very hesitant to let people just. freely talk about things and if the AI. is run by a company that just wants to. control things and profit off of that.

control that's scary because you we. didn't we didn't see social media power. coming no one nobody saw the idea that. Facebook could be that important to like. World elections nobody saw that comment. if they did they probably would have put. the breaks to it a long [ __ ] time ago. I think this AI [ __ ] is going to make. that look like the printing press. and I think if the open source people. don't get to it first if they don't.

create a sentient AI first if they don't. dominate first it could get real. strange it get real if one of those. [ __ ] goes live and starts like doing. things with sensient AI and Quantum. Computing and has the resources because. apparently this AI thing one of the. things about it is that it requires. immense amount of power immense amount. of resource is computer power to run. Bitcoin yeah it's real bad well this is. what people are saying is a.

bottleneck but not for a giant. corporation that knows that the control. of it will be worth trillions and. trillions of dollars you'll essentially. be the king of the. world you want to ask AI about the. president thing see what he says yeah. all right here you just what do I say. I'll just push the button and then you. just talked it. right hi I have a question if you were. going to. be the leader of the United States if we.

elected AI to be the leader of the. United States how could we fix all of. our problems what would be the most. rational. solution to fix our problems of poverty. gang. violence overcrowded. prisons and the Divide between. to be elected as the leader of the. United States addressing complex issues.

like poverty and gang violence would. involve a multifaceted approach Based on. data research and collaboration with. human experts here are some key steps an. AI might consider one datadriven. policymaking utilize vast amounts of. data to identify root causes of poverty. and violence this could include. analyzing economic Trends social. behaviors and Community needs two. education and job training invest. heavily in education and job training. programs to provide people with the. skills needed for high demand jobs this.

helps reduce poverty by increasing. employment opportunities three Community. programs develop community- based. programs that provide support mentorship. and resources to at risk s like a. politician prevent them from joining. gangs or economic support Implement. policies that ensure a basic standard of. living for all such as a universal basic. income affordable housing and access to. healthare five Criminal Justice Reform. reform the criminal justice system to.

focus more on Rehabilitation and less on. punishment providing former offenders. with the support they need to. reintegrate into society six. collaboration with experts work closely. with sociologists economists Educators. and other experts to continuously. improve and adapt policies based on what. works best seven public engagement. engage with the public to ensure. policies reflect the needs and desires. of the community fostering a sense of. inclusion and cooperation these steps. would require careful implementation and.

ongoing assessment to adapt strategies. based on their effectiveness what do you. think I think that makes sense that. makes that's more than any politician's. ever made sense like no no politician's. ever set out a plan like. that I'm glad you think so sometimes. taking a logical and datadriven approach. can bring fresh perspectives politicians. often have to balance many interests and.

sometimes face challenges in. implementing comprehensive plans that's. a nice way she's hating on politicians. see how she's hating on politicians and. offering herself as a better solution. it's already started did you pick the. voice yeah I picked black woman I like. black lady voice better than white one. so what are the what are the what are. the options I'll try to find where I did. this can you uh have like an English. dude English dudes always seems like. they know more about what they're. talking about I believe him that's why. they're used for infomotion yeah but I. don't like using guys.

Jamie open AI accused of mimicking. Scarlet Johansson oh no you hear about. this you didn't hear about this um I. don't know the details she's sued she. according to her she was asked to do it. and declined oh wow and then they did it. and right before they put it out the. other day they asked again for her to. like reconsider they got a girl that. sounds like her is not her lot like her. anyway like a lot okay but is it AI an.

AI voice no it's a woman's it's like. Siri where it's a real person that they. hired that just happens to sound exactly. like her but do they know who the real. person is yeah yeah they do but they. don't they don't don't tell any I don't. think they've said who it is yet how do. you know it's a real person and not just. like made it up yeah Scarlet Johanson. says open AI copied her voice Sam Alman. denies it okay this uh woman exist that. did it though this is what I don't. understand that I don't that would have. to probably come out like here's the. thing if you were going to sell Magnum.

condoms and uh Trump kept saying no he. won't do the ad and then you got Shane. Gillis to do the do the words my condoms. are the biggest condoms you would I. mean what do you have a case there yeah. but Trump is like very recognizable his. voice how recognizable is Scarlet. Johansson's voice we cast the voice. actor behind Sky's voice before any. Outreach to miss Johansson out of. respect for Miss Johansson we have.

paused using Sky's voice in our products. we are sorry to miss Johansson that we. didn't communicate better o yeah I'm G. try to play it so you can hear it what. do you saying I don't if you either H if. you talk why would you here's the. problem with what they just said why. would you stop using a voice of someone. you hired before you communicated with. Scarlet Johansson because she's sue. happy she sued Disney remember like and. uh right before so they just don't want.

to get sued yeah because right before he. even put he tweeted her that's all he. put you know like like from the movie. the movie yeah well here's her here's. her uh the voice that they use for Sky. reading her statement okay so you know. what's here you're hearing last. September I received an offer from Sam. Alman who wanted to hire me to voice the. current chat GPT 4.0 system he told me. that he felt that by my voice in the. system I could bridge the gap between. tech companies and creatives and help. consumers to feel comfortable with the.

seismic shift concerning humans and AI. he said he felt that my voice would be. comforting to people after much. consideration and for personal reasons I. declined the. offer 9 months later my friends family. and the general public all noted how. much the newest system named Sky sounded. like me when I heard the release demo I. wish was shocked angered and in. disbelief that Mr Altman would pursue a. voice that sounded so eerily similar to.

mine that my closest friends and news. outlets could not tell the difference Mr. Alman can hear that the similarity yeah. can I hear her talk I don't know her. voice that well I don't remember her. voice I mean here's the other voice. here's voice you could have told me that. was her voice and I wouldn't I just. hello I'm really excited about teaming. up with you and I'm all set to dive in. hey I'm ready to hit the ground running. so if there's anything you'd like me to. focus on. Scarlet hans's voice before I hear that. you just poisoned my. memory let me hear her.

voice is she in her was she's the voice. of her which is why this is I know this. is going to sound strange. but I was really excited about. that and. then I was thinking about the other. things I've been feeling. and I caught myself feeling proud of. that you know proud of having my own.

feelings about the world like the times. I was worried about you she has a much. more raspy voice yeah unless it's just. this scene maybe a lot was intentional. tweeting a single. word no it's also her you. know saying it in the movie and this is. the. AI Recreation of it right right right. she was said it with different. intonations M she's being sexy in the. movie right she's doing that on. purpose yeah.

youie yeah I just look to see her yeah. I've been drinking. whiskey I miss you even though I'm not. real that's happening MH there's guys. already right now that are uh having. online relationships with AI girlfriends. that they're giving like thousands of. dollars a month to I've used it I I have. I've I've had AI girlfriends and it's. great because you get to choose like how. [ __ ] they are before you like I want.

her really [ __ ] and and so you get. like you're chatting back and forth with. this dirty [ __ ] I'll be like send me a. picture of your [ __ ] no joke send me. bend over your bed and send me a picture. of your [ __ ] and they will make an AI. that looks like a real woman bending. over and spreading her ass and showing. her [ __ ] and I'm like so you really. believe you're in a relationship with. this girl oh 100% cuz the photos look. real they don't look like drawings. they're like real so you're recommending. this product yeah yeah you know it's fun. it's fun so if you want the thrill of.

cheating but you don't really want to. cheat right you get a a robot to send. you pictures of their [ __ ] and that's. the cool thing because you can make it. they're they're sending you photos of. their ass with the you know it's a. person so do you get to choose what kind. of girl you're getting at the beginning. you get to you can make it look like. whoever you want it to look like and. then like you make your boobs as big as. you about that you know there's going to. be guys that want to make make it look. like they're ex oh yeah you know and. then that they kind of keep the. relationship Evol involved in some sort.

of murator way even though she doesn't. want have nothing to do with you and in. this way she's like sending you pictures. of her [ __ ] you're like we're still. involved and then when you see her you. run into her at the supermark and you're. like hey it's been great chatting with. you like what the [ __ ] are you talking. about up with your eyes man I've heard. of a. few there's a few girls that have done. something like that where I think. they're being AB not abused but like. they their image and likeness has been. taken into AI online oh yeah for sure so. they've gone ahead and just like I'll. make my own version then use mine use my.

this is me this is my AI app and then go. ahead and do whatever you want with it. give me the money at least do you know. there's companies like half of only fans. I heard is fake people like seriously. it's the same [ __ ] where like uh they're. using Ai and uploading photos and using. like I need to upload a new uh photo set. for these guys so I I want photos of me. outside wearing a yellow bikini bending. over showing my [ __ ] and then like do. a new update on only fans and people.

think it's like real makes sense yeah of. course I mean just think of how many. different scammers there are out there. in the world why wouldn't they scam on. that like you've got like needy horny. guys that are donating money to girls. they're never going to meet yeah how I. make $20,000 a month in passive income. using Ai and only F tutorial this a. tutorial oh this so sad so sad yeah and. now they have videos so what they do is. like kind of that that [ __ ] where they.

put the face on somebody else's body and. it's the face that you're talking to and. it's just a girl sitting there mastering. me but it's actually a fake face on her. that looks real yeah it's like insane. it's insane how good it is now yeah you. know like I saw one with Obama opening. up cans of Bud Light he was like like. doing a version of like Dylan. Mulaney and you know it's it's but it's. Obama and he's opening up the can ofd. and he's like talking like a girl it's. hilarious I saw something last night too. good do you see the Will Smith Chris.

Rock sitting down and having a. conversation no I I just saw this last. night and I I was like oh they got. together and they're like talking it out. and then I was like wait a second. something's not this is AI I think it's. AI uh I don't know if you see that video. on YouTube or anything but it looks like. they're talking and Chris Rock's like. sitting there uh listening to Will Smith. and whatever Will Smith is saying is I. like dude what a weird thing to say it's. and it looks so real really yeah it's. here it is I don't know if this is fake. I think it's. AI yeah it's got to be but it's.

real yeah this is I mean they're created. a bunch of they have another one here. it's Kanye and Elon talking with each. other like that oh okay yeah fake yeah. that's old too yeah I mean that's but. did Kanye and and Elon ever talk to each. other for real no when Elon not when. Kanye looked like this this is really. young this is old that's the old Kanye. but that's young Elon too look how young. you on is okay have you never heard. where's where's the the history of the. talk show that only has 25,000.

subscribers on YouTube with all these. major interviews listen man yeah that's. fake they just they've just been. uploading these waiting to drop them to. rock our world Sharon David Lynch we. missed probably a good one what there. James James Dean oh they got James Dean. yeah yeah I mean there's oh James Dean. where's James Dean hold on hold on see. him in a conversation J Ro farell Nas. mamore Kevin spy talking to No One.

Kevin this is brilliant that's hilarious. I mean it looks really good it looks so. real so whoever this guy's run the. channel or whoever made this channel is. really there you go Jonas holler up heli. amazing good work yeah it's it's amazing. what we're going to be seeing in the. future in regards to like fake stuff. like if I was an actress I'd be. terrified cuz I'm definitely going to be. doing porn oh Robin Williams Hoffman oh. my god wow I want to see I want to watch.

this oh I saw this I saw. this yeah don't play it don't play. looking at yeah yeah yeah what was I. just. saying what was I just. saying God damn it AI what did we just. say there was something about what was. the video that we watched right before. that before you switched to that one. Sharon David. Lynch Kanye.

Elon I don't remember James Dean I don't. remember I gave up I gave up so uh Will. Smith Chris. Rock yeah they they they still haven't. talked right no I don't think so well. Chris Rock went pretty hard on them in. the special went pretty. hard um there's a weird uh new ad out. for this uh Bad Boys movie with Will and. uh Martin Lawrence and you know you're.

watching it and like you can't help but. think about him slapping Chris Rock like. it's just right that's the thing you see. now you're like [ __ ] this is weird yeah. it's still not over it like it's it look. this I heard this is pretty awesome. though but it's like when someone does. something like that everything they do. you now see the slap and it's was like. it was what a crazy moment if he doesn't. do that. thing how you going to come back from. that you know what I'm saying it's like.

whoever you used to be now you're the. guy that slapped Chris Rock at the. Oscars now you're that guy overnight. yeah regardless of how what a career. that dude has had you know I mean that. dude has been in some amazing. movies which I tried to watch I Am. Legend the other day the the special. effects are so bad it wasn't even that. long ago is there a sequel coming out I. think is there I hope so been rumors of. it I hope so maybe that'll bring him.

back but the um the lions look so corny. they look so corny they were it took me. right out of the movie I'm like oh. no it's like claymation they look so. stupid yeah I was watching Star like an. old Star Wars remember when they went. back and they [ __ ] with like Yoda. instead of making it a puppet they made. them CGI and stuff like that like they. redid Star Wars like 10 15 years ago oh. yeah mastered it now you watch it now. you watch it and it looks like the worst. 3D effects like it's like oh this looks. worse than a muppet like now now it.

looks like you're getting attacked by. the Muppet part was cool yeah that was. yeah part of it was cool that like he. moved so weird you know you wanted him. to move that way right that's it was. Charming I'm happy I. can yeah it's funny how uh those movies. see look how silly it looks now it looks. like oh now he moves way too. good yeah he looks he also looks fake. you know what I'm saying yeah it's like.

that's the argument that special effects. guys have about um CGI versus makeup. right like that looks fake yeah there. shadowing off the lighting yeah it looks. like it doesn't look good I mean it. doesn't even look good fake that looks. real it just looks fake like what year. was those uh that Yoda one where they. did that uh would that have been in. Phenom Menace or something like look. yeah yeah dude that looks so fake and it. it just takes you right out of it now go. to the original Yoda the thing about the.

original Yoda even though you knew it. wasn't real the original Yoda is still. like a physical thing that exists and so. your brain registers it as a physical. thing and that's these guys like um Pat. McGee the guy who made our American. Werewolf in London and Rick Baker the. guy who created the movie and did all. the effects in Star Wars too that's what. they are they're the big proponents of. makeup and effects like actual things. look at the puppet how much cooler it.

looks let me see here yeah the puppet. looks like a real. thing the puppet like even though it. looks goofy like it's a doll I I'll buy. a doll that's a magical Kung Fu thing. right more than I'll buy CGI CGI just. like I'm I have to pretend that there's. a thing there but I know there's not a. thing there you're just lying to me you. know the puppet's better. by far wow Yoda did look different huh. yeah they didn't even make the puppet.

look the same no yeah I mean they. changed the CGI guy to make him like. more sleepy looking yeah and. younger weird why would they change the. face we know what the face looks like. you [ __ ] why would you change the. face this feels like a Mandela effect. thing I'm like I don't even remember the. one on the left me. either the right bro they changed his. face so much for no who who did that who. [ __ ] in the soup you could if it's a. puppet if it's a CGI puppet you could. have made it the exact model of the.

original one exactly I wonder what. conversations they had that's the why. these like producers they get in there. and like you know I think if we made. Yoda in his late 60s instead of 80s like. just consider it let's just consider it. let's just dial him back a little that's. the original Yoda right he looks like. [ __ ] yeah looks like a drunk chick. can yeah when he when that's how Yoda's. supposed to look yeah you can't change. Yoda's face that's like Yoda's impostor.

like that new Yoda down there go to that. one in the middle next to that to the. left no above it to the right go to the. right right there bam who's that that's. a drawing is that like you go to visit. your grandpa and like that guy's there. and he's like oh grandson I've missed. you like you're not my grandpa what the. [ __ ] did you do with my real Grandpa. right. right that's weird imagine if you went. to visit your grandpa and you're like. hey something's wrong here you're not my.

grandpa help your what what the [ __ ] did. you do with my grandpa or what's the uh. the original one for you what's the. what's the guy's name uh uh the main guy. that was in charge of uh Darth Vader the. emperor if you look at what the emperor. used to look like and what this CGI one. looks like it's like a totally different. person H uh. yeah or no yeah I kind of fell out of.

interest in Star. Wars which I never thought was going to. happen I thought Star Wars was going to. be like The Avengers for me like every. time a new one came out [ __ ] yeah yeah. I'm going to see that it it was Star. Wars something happened and it just got. boring to me it's just too much they. overdid it too much well there's so many. of them and then you know when they when. they started going woke I was like oh. crap I haven't watched D and then when. they fired Gina corano from the mandra. shut up yeah that forgot about that good.

Lord what are you doing what about D. were saying Dune is just like Star Wars. is really it's a different version of. Dune and dune is like better version. supposedly the guy that made Dune went. and saw Star Wars and went home and made. Dune or I think that's what the story. was Maybe I'm Wrong well Dune is based. on a novel right right like he saw the. original sorrow War then went home and. wrote Dune about really like the same. time oh there you go so interes 1965. novel novel upon which Dune is based.

also inspired the storytelling of Star. Wars the other way around the other way. yeah I thought it was earlier too but I. I heard Dune the new Dune 2o is the [ __ ]. Jimmy I heard it I keep hearing it from. everybody that it's really good Fallout. is what you need to if you haven't. watched that what's Fallout fallout's. based on the video game one of my. favorite video games ever but Fallout is. uh a new Amazon show uh and it's Johnny. pimperton in it and it. uh here's a nuke going off in like Los.

Angeles and then the quote unquote. Fallout of after that go is the main. guy see like a veritable Camelot the. nuclear age it's based off of the game. and there's a lot of like you know um. alliterations that are the same but. there's also stuff that's not the same. to write their own story and make it. it's so stupid that we can't play this. trailer let you dummy. just trying to make your movie. bigger yeah I don't get trailers like.

that's the point that's the point of a. trailer yeah why can't I show your. trailer without getting dinged yeah. that's the dumb one of the dumbest. things it's so dumb wow the apocalypse. this does look dope yeah it's uh and the. video gamees badass so is this out in. the movie theaters it's on Amazon it's. on Amazon yeah it is great the end of. the world damn fighting bears yeah. fighting bear. damn fighting bear I'm not going to lie.

it look like [ __ ] go back we see that. fighting bear. again after that go bro come on let me. see that bear one more. time hold on look at this look at. this come on bro that bear looks like. hot dog. [ __ ] that's so ridiculous well it's an. am you know it's no but he's he's so. he's robot fighting watch how that arm. comes back though looks just like a guy. unless it's uh let me see it's doing.

over hook well bears are built like. people believe it or not unfortunately. not totally but one of the things that. disturbs people is uh when they hunt. bears and then they have the bear strung. up because it looks like the body of a. person kangaro are amazing to watch how. they so human like with the boxing and. [ __ ] like that well not really they. balance on their tail and they kick you. with. stom feet it's like the opp when they're. like this you know like when they're. Square kind square up square up they. fight each other and wrestle each other.

and choke each other unconscious they're. [ __ ] ruthless have you ever seen uh. the uh guy that's on YouTube God I can't. believe I uh animal rescue guy where he. has kangaroos here in Texas he lives in. Waco uh Urban rescue uh okay and he has. his own Kangaroos and he just fights. with it all the time like it comes up. and like play yeah play fights but it's. badass you don't want to fight fight. with the kangaroo they're [ __ ] huge. man the the is the gray ones or the red. ones that are.

giant but some of them are [ __ ]. massive they're really big like they can. be like eight feet tall I think [ __ ]. what what's the tallest I might have. been exaggerating there what's the. tallest. kangaroo take a guess uh I think it. might be 8T tall I would say about seven. 7et yeah yeah I think there's one crazy. King kangaroo that gets gigantic cuz I. remember Eddie if telling me about the. first time he ever saw a kangaroo. largest confirmed red kangaroo on record.

was 12T 6.9 feet tall wow and weighed. 2011 lb wow okay so that's the largest. one ever so almost 7 feet tall so almost. normally so the odds of him seeing a. seven foot tall one are pretty low so he. probably but [ __ ] see a six foot tall. kangaro like. what a kangar. the size of a Vander. Holyfield and is that a kangaroo like on. his feet or not cuz they get on the tip.

had three feet for the tail yeah oh yeah. they stand up on their tail tailet yeah. 10 feet oh [ __ ] yeah they push. themselves up with the tail to kick you. which is a wild move man wild move you. know you lift yourself up in the air and. they get jacked that's Roger the buff. kangaroo he's so jacked have you ever. met or been around a k. uh not really oh I in Australia but it. was in a zoo like in a containment place. you can come to Waco and [ __ ] with one.

if you want to I want to [ __ ] with. kangaroos let kick your ass dude I don't. want to look at that dude right there. that one in the middle he grabbing that. guy's arm the one that you just showed. the one that you just showed look at. that click on that click on that look at. this. dude that's guy in. Texas guy in Texas he's just like arm. wrestling with this kangaroo bro the. kangaroo was grabbing him you getting me. a little bit closer than I want to be. cuz you want he's trying to [ __ ] him was. the kangaro trying to [ __ ] him I don't. know he was going to do something.

something was happen no they do that. they likey so jacked there's this one. that had a dog hold on yeah I saw that. one with the dude. pun Oh They'll drown dogs it has a dog. on water yeah that's right doesn't like. it's drowning it though well because. there's a dude walking towards it oh got. it you. know if you're going to fight with a. kangaroo [ __ ] that I would never fight. kangaro dangerous proposition kids in. the water yeah yeah he'll hold on to you. and he's got claws man yeah that's the. biggest thing getting clawed up like.

they claw your face up they'll claw the. [ __ ] out of you yeah their claws are. like on their hands are legitimate. they'll [ __ ] you up that's and a really. really really strong like way stronger. than people you know our muscles even. when they're big they're so [ __ ]. compared to like a real animal they're. so [ __ ] just think about how uh like. a moose can run up a hill a moose weighs. like 2,000 lbs for a big male like a. Yukon moose they just.

run they just run like a female moose is. like 900 lb and she runs like a. horse like a horse like your [ __ ]. ass [ __ ] ass muscles like even if. they're big and strong they're just so. pathetic compared to like real. animals you know you ever seen a bear. running full clip yeah that's scariest. one of the scariest things that ever. tery. terrifying you know if a human was that.

big they'd be going 5 miles an hour yeah. That's How Strong they are you have to. realize how [ __ ] strong they are in. comparison to US everything is so that. what you see that. jacked looking kangaroo that jacked. kangaroo will [ __ ] you up. man what about the brain ship that Elon. you know that company has putting it I. bet he already does this but putting it. in like a big chimp or a big done that I. bet he's already done that yeah I bet.

they've done that I bet they have an. army of like armed chimps that can talk. in English just straight out of [ __ ]. Planet of the Apes or you using AI. they're pumping AI they have ai they put. AI Into The Chimps they just they picked. an area in Africa where they found a. bunch of chimpanzees living in the wild. and then they put chips in their brains. and then they started giving them tools. and then you go back five years later. there's a. city a city of intelligent. chimps the I mean that isn't that the.

idea of what aliens supposedly did to. humans that they came down here right. and they started genetically. manipulating human whatever ancestors. were and created us you know and if we. did that to chimps we started from. scratch that is not Beyond some [ __ ]. kooky government to try you know think. of the horrible things the governments. have done just to their own people like. the skegee experiment where they gave. people syphilis they they left them go. untreated so they could. measure what happens to them think about.

you don't think they would do some. science experiments on some chimps in. the wild of course they were if you get. some evil Coalition of totalitarian. governments with full control of their. population and Unbound this resources. and there was some benefit to being able. to take chimp panies and turn them into. super. soldiers or they just pick drive your. cars instead of full AI they have a. monkey pick you up in a taxi I think.

there was some discussion about. this at one point in history I want to. say it was the nais but it might have. been the Russians there was some talk of. combining human beings and chimpanzees. you ask AI. yeah uh Stalin Stalin. what was the story behind. Stalin's question of whether or not they. could combine human beings and.

chimpanzees cut off she's to she's so. bossy sorry I'm faster she's Jamie's so. much better Jamie. Jamie sorry I looked it up before you. asked the question well you're a. technological uh Sant also don't have. the specific insight you're looking for. I just have the wiki okay so we. specialized in the field of artificial. insemination and Inter inter specific. hybridization of animals he's famous for. his controversial attempts to create a. human ape hybrid by inseminating three.

female chimpanzees with human sperm oh. by the way I'm pretty sure he used his. own sperm who sperm I'm pretty sure he. used his own sperm because there was. something about this guy I now I. remember the story this dude was a c. this dude was uh he had apparently done. this and said he had done it with. monkeys already. there was like some talk that he said. they'd already done it wow I'll look him. up it's the same guy I think it's the.

same guy why would you Source sperm you. just go I'll be right back yeah find out. if this is the same guy CU I think there. was one guy no no no no no it's a. different. story um this is a story. about there was one of those uh. fertility clinics where the doctor was. using his own sperm on everybody it was. one of those oh yeah and they had found. out that this doctor had also done.

something in another lab where he had. claimed to have used his own sperm to. impregnate a chimpanzee but then. terminated the uh pregnancy before birth. the same doctor that's what it was. that's the story that guy was a real. cook so this guy apparently he was uh I. I got on this I went down this rabbit. hole of these crazy doctors that use. their own sperm in fertility clinics and. it's not just one there's a shitload of.

them dude's there's a bunch of these. whack and they did it like in the 70s. and the 80s when no one can catch them. and this one guy he started this clinic. and before he started before he started. the clinic he had done some medical. research where he had claimed to have. impregnated a chimpanzee so this [ __ ]. guy he he claimed to have done that and. he was like a real real controversial. with his opinions on on just on this. kind of research in the first place and.

then he goes over and runs some. fertility clinic and uses his own chiz. on like Untold number of people that's. [ __ ] up there's so many of those guys. dude there's so many of those guys. there's a ton of those guys there was a. um a documentary or a docu drama that. was on TV way back in the day about this. one Doctor Who kept doing that and this. doctor just was using his own jizz for. everybody and the the nurses were. starting to catch on where did when did.

we get a shipment in don't worry this is. important shipment that came from God oh. wow have you found that story Sor I was. digging through this to find out the. sperm thing from this guy there's Al. there's uh very interesting info here. they never found out why he did this to. try to uh inserate if that's the right. word the chimpanzee yeah that he was. trying to go I guess human male to. female chimpanzee and that didn't work. so then he tried to go the other way. around and then they stopped him when.

his last donor died and put him in jail. one story said he was trying to disprove. parts of religion but there's this thing. here said they've dug through all of his. notes and couldn't find any evidence as. to why he was doing this in the 20s no. proof of super soldiers or anything like. that either so the super soldier thing. was just hypothesized later like fantasy. talk if it would have worked out in. theory they would have probably tried. that but it didn't work right but that. would be a best way to like avoid the. death of your people to create soldiers.

there were like hybrids of humans and. chimps Robert Graham um is that the guy. yeah he's a controversial figure in the. 70s and 80s known for his working Fert. ferality ferality fertility ferality. Netflix documentary Dr Donald kleene. that's a different one and then bro. there's a bunch of these guys but this. guy did 600 what is the guy though that. you're talking about well it's that's. Robert Graham but now it's saying that.

the other doctor that's tried to do the. champ with Eliah Evanovich that's the. guy we just looked up but I think that. guy this guy Robert Graham one of these. guys had said that he. participated in a study when he was at. whatever University that he said that he. had impregnated a. chimpanzee yeah it's it's saying there's. another doctor there's so many doctors I. keep finding different doctors names. it's it's impossible to sort through I'm. telling you this is I went down this.

Rabbit Hole it it is a crazy story. dude there's so many of these doctors. that have there's [ __ ] so many of. them so many of these doctors Austin Dr. Dre but this one doctor I remember God. damn it I know I saved it I think I even. have a folder in my notes that's just on. fertility. clinics who does. that these doctors are insane man that's.

insane they're they're insane and the. the thing is yeah I have a whole folder. oh my go like notes saved because I I. was researching this for like days I was. reading different stories for days these. are all different doctors whove done it. look all these. stories like this is insane this one. this her guy they think he did at least. 600 maybe as high as a thousand oh my. God link to.

him yeah so the one guy though I I. remember there was a. thing I know there was a thing about. him in his university doing something. with chimpanzees because it was so crazy. I was like how did this guy ever get to. be the head of anything this guy's a nut. and he wouldn't say where he sourced the. jizz from either so it's his own sperm. he used his own sperm to try to maybe. even [ __ ] it he probably didn't even.

say how he did it maybe [ __ ] the. chimpanzee that's probably wild that's. probably what happened probably what. happened probably got a couple glasses. of wine in him shaved it started dancing. with the. chimp I want a man with a slow hand I. want a lover with a kney touch I want. somebody who spend some time now if. you're going to [ __ ] a chimp would you. get one with a big juicy ass or just a. normal one normal I don't want to be.

greedy you want to get one of those big. purple ones no I think the experience. would be crazy enough just their breath. when you're eye to eye with a chimp and. you're smelling that rotten [ __ ]. breath you know they've been eating rats. and [ __ ] coconuts and everything they. find give them a couple Listerine strips. first they eat so many monkeys. that's the wildest thing that they ever. found out about chimps was when. Attenborough uh when David Attenborough. went into uh you know he had this like.

very respectable nature show like. everybody would watch him go into nature. so amazing he's in the Congo and he's. watching these chimps tear these monkeys. apart and no one had ever seen that. before and so then your whole thing of. what a chimp is like until the whenever. that was was it the 90s until the 90s we. thought chimps. like these sweet animals that are like. eating bananas and hanging out and. Curious George meanwhile they're [ __ ]. monsters they're straight up monsters.

they're monsters they murder each other. and they love killing monkeys woo they. love it that's their favorite thing to. do they kill. monkeys when I talked to that guy who. ran chimp Nation the Netflix uh show he. I go how many times did you see chimps. killing monkeys he's like all the time. you just see it that's like their. favorite thing to do they love to eat. monkeys yeah they're probably little. Annoying creatures to them you know like. well they probably steal their food. right because they want the fruit the.

monkeys want the fruit so they're. competition you know I mean I'm. sure like male monkeys are probably very. mean to baby chimps if they find one you. know I'm sure there's like some mortal. enemy thing they got going on and also. the chimps eat them they like to eat. them like they they taste good they're. easy to catch for them they catch a. bunch of them and they rip them up part. and it's good nutrition that's a big. part of their [ __ ] diet so this whole. idea of like you know we are you know. we're primates and a lot of primates eat.

meat and it seems like everything back. then ate everything and we are the ones. who survived so the odds of us surviving. on [ __ ] fennel and grass and legumes. like uh-uh that's not what happened it's. not what happened probably the reason. why we're here is cuz we're really good. at eating meat probably big part of the. reason that's why Champs are dominating.

like they they're eating a lot of meat. you know orangutangs they're just. chilling yeah I don't even think they. eat meat do orangutangs eat meat. gorillas don't eat meat I think they're. vegetarian right or something gorillas. are straight up vegetarian which is the. thing that um vegans always use he. always use yeah look at the muscles on. him you got muscles from plant power. sure if you're a gorilla yeah if you're. gorilla you don't need to eat meat. you're right. sir the problem is not that the problem. is you're healthier if you eat meat.

unfortunately you know they're banning. uh lab grown meat are they really why. they banned it in Florida and they. banned it in one other state what why I. don't know I don't know I don't even. know if it makes sense like if it's La. if lab grown meat is just cloned cells. under some sort of a process if the. process is not harmful and you can re. create the tissue why would that be bad. I'm not sure first the nation law. prohibits anyone from selling or. Distributing lab grown meat in Florida.

similar efforts are underway in Alabama. Arizona and Tennessee lab grown or. cultivated meat was first cleared for. consumption in the US in. 2022 now what is what's the danger of. lab grown. meat it says the end product is. genetically IND distinguishable from. traditionally produced. meat the the real problem would be. letting these [ __ ] have control over.

the [ __ ] meat Supply that would be. the real problem if they they if they. actually try to push this whole climate. change [ __ ] with the in regards to. ranching you know that we need to kill. the cows because that's responsible for. the methane it's which is the tiniest of. tiny percentages in the worldwide. problem of pumping [ __ ] into the sky so. fighting against an ideology that. ultimately wants to eliminate meat. production in the US and around the. globe in the State of Florida we put. down the marker very clearly we stand.

with agriculture we stand with the. cattle ranchers he said so it's a. business decision Florida Commissioner. of Agriculture Wilton Simpson applauded. legislation as a tremendous step in the. right direction that's Florida is taking. a tremendous step in the right direction. by signing first in the nation. legislation Banning lab grown. meat H John fedman to report it this is. interesting yeah uh a Democrat from. Pennsylvania he said it pains me deeply. to agree with Mr Dan santis Mr fedman. wrote on X but I co-sign this that's.

weird that he would say that I know how. people are but whatever let it go good. meat a cultivated meat company which. says it's the first in the world to sell. lab grow meat wrote on X that it was. disappointed by the new Florida law in a. state that purportedly Prides itself on. being a land of freedom and individual. liberty its governing government is now. telling consumers what meat they can or. cannot purchase it said that's a that's. a good point too here's the thing it it. if they don't control animal agriculture.

okay as long as they don't control like. can't there be a middle ground where. people are allowed to make artificial. meat but they're not allowed to. interfere with. Agriculture and then you let people. decide what they want to do because if. that stuff turns out to be as nutritious. as regular meat and they can make it. easy and there's no more factory. farming wouldn't that be a good thing. wouldn't that be a good thing like if.

you had a way of a wand and choose would. you choose the system that's currently. in place or a complete elimination of. factory farming replaced by lab grown. meat which is completely. indistinguishable from meat from animals. in terms of nutrition taste the way it. looks everything's exactly the. same and. allow regular agriculture to still to.

still exist allow regenerative. agriculture like these ranches where the. cattle graze and the chickens Run free. and make LW so you say you can't keep. any animal in a tiny box that is. surrounded by a river of its own [ __ ]. and just Pump It full of food until you. shoot it in the head you can't do that. cuz that's kind of evil so so instead of. that we're going to replace it with. this anybody. that cares about life would say that's.

better you just got to make sure that. that thing that you're making doesn't. completely control the food supply and. doesn't eliminate ranchers and eliminate. normal Agriculture and regenerative. agriculture which has proved to be. carbon neutral that thing that lab grown. thing you're going to power that thing. you're going to have to have coal power. plants or nuclear powered plants or. something then are you going to do it. with solar well okay maybe maybe you can. end with wind you're going to kill a. bunch of birds like you got to power. that thing and it's a lot of power you.

got to make a lot of this funky meat but. it's probably a better solution than. factory farming right as long as you let. regular agriculture still exist right. imagine if like nutritious food was. readily available to. everybody so like going to the. supermarket and getting a lab grown. steak is like a dollar or printing your. own Fe yeah you get a a 16 oun ribey. it's a buck you take it home get the.

frying pan going you you got an awesome. steak for a dollar but it's fake but you. don't care you don't even notice and no. animal suffered that doesn't to me seem. like a bad thing it's just we don't. trust corporations and we don't trust. money and we don't trust these climate. change psychos who are like they want. you to destroy civilization in order to. mitigate a percentage of the impact that. humans are having while ignoring the.

fact that it's a tiny percentage of the. global impact and that these [ __ ]. other countries like China keeps. building coal plants they don't give a. [ __ ] about what you're saying they'll. they'll come to the meetings they'll. shake your hand and they just do what's. best for China and that's how you. dominate and that's what they're doing. it's very smart what we're doing is. Goofy as [ __ ] we're letting a bunch of. crazy ideologues tell us what they and a. lot of these people don't even know the. real argument proor con about what.

effect human beings are having on the. earth they just know that it's a thing. you're supposed to support and they just. say it and when you challenge them on it. they get real weird they get rear like. you're on the wrong side of history and. you said just like this thing has never. been static though you know like this. thing we're on this Earth has never been. static ever there's not one time where. you could like accurately predict that. it was going to be 70° on September 1st. and 72 de on sept uh-uh uh-uh [ __ ].

changes things go nutty things move. around high pressure systems hurricanes. tornadoes. volcanoes you can't control it you just. stop polluting you. [ __ ] it's just you should ask AI about. that ask AI what's the solution to our. power problems in the United. States yeah what's our solution to power. problems in the United.

States I like how much you thinks. recently the United States has faced. several power related challenges one. major issue has been the occurrence of. power outages which have been. significant in States like Texas. Wisconsin and California these outages. can affect tens of thousands of. customers and are tra in real time by. platforms like power. us additionally a series of geomagnetic. storms have I think we asked the wrong. question let me ask you a different.

question okay on let me ask a question. let me just do a one. um if you were president what would be. your solution to the power problems and. pollution problems in the United. States if I were president I'd focus on. a mix of renewable energy Investments. Energy Efficiency measures and Pollution. Control first I'd push for significant.

investment in solar wind and other. renewable energy sources to reduce. Reliance on fossil fuels next I'd. promote Energy Efficiency in buildings. and transportation to lower overall. energy consumption for pollution control. I'd strengthen regulations on Industrial. emissions and support the development of. clean Technologies lastly I'd encourage. public transp transportation and. electric vehicles to reduce air. pollution what do you think about these. ideas gay no no no.

no what do you oh let me ask. your how can you justify the use of. electric vehicles when the minerals that. are needed to create those batteries are. sourced in very unethical ways all over. the Congo. that's a very important point to justify. the use of electric vehicles we must. address the ethical sourcing of minerals.

here's. how first we can increase transparency. and enforcement of ethical mining. practices ensuring companies adhere to. strict environmental and labor standards. next investing in research to develop. more sustainable and less mineral. intensive battery technologies can. reduce dependency on these materials. additionally recycling programs for. Batteries can help reclaim valuable. minerals and reduce the need for new. mining finally supporting policies that.

promote fair trade and Environmental. Protections in mining regions can help. mitigate some of these. issues balancing these efforts can help. ensure cut sh shut up Cut Her Off she's. a little too wordy y here's the problem. with what you're saying a lot of these. mines are controlled by China and there. is no way for us to enforce ethical. labor policies on the Chinese. corporations that are using these poor. people in the Congo to mine for these.

minerals and your other point that you. said about recycling. batteries are there really enough. batteries that we have and enough. minerals from them to sustain a. population of 330 million people many of. them who are driving what's going to be. electric cars. you raise valid concerns it's true that. many critical minerals for batteries are. sourced from regions where we have.

limited influence over labor and. environmental practices here's a refined. approach considering these. challenges for the issue of Chinese. control over mining diplomatic efforts. and international cooperation are. crucial working with allies and. international organizations to promote. better practices and support for local. communities in mining regions can. help additionally diversifying the. Supply Chain by developing mines in. other regions and investing in domestic.

sources where possible can reduce. dependency on problematic areas. regarding recycling while current levels. of battery recycling aren't sufficient. to meet the entire demand enhancing. recycling technology and infrastructure. is part of a long-term strategy we must. also continue to innovate in Battery. Technology to find Alternatives that. require fewer or different minerals. she keeps talking about that cut her off. let me ask her this let me ask her. this if I gave you all the necessary. Resources with your current.

understanding of Battery Technology. could you create a more efficient. battery that doesn't rely on minerals as. much as the ones we're currently. using given the necessary resources I. could certainly facilitate research and. development towards creating a more. efficient battery that relies Less on. problematic. minerals however breakthroughs in. Battery Technology require extensive. expertise in Material Science chemistry.

and Engineering as well as time for. experimentation and testing there are. promising areas. of how long do you think it will take. before artificial. intelligence supersedes the ability of. the human mind and create far more. efficient batteries very. easily predicting the exact timeline is. challenging but advancements in AI are.

progressing rapidly AI is already. playing a significant role in. accelerating materials Discovery and. optimizing battery designs realistically. it it could be within the next decade. that AI contributes to Major. breakthroughs in Battery Technology. however AI alone isn't enough it. requires collaboration with human. experts experimental validation and. overcoming practical manufacturing. challenges. cut do you think it would benefit the.

human race if we decided to let AI. govern all of our social foreign and. economic. policies I agree while AI can provide. valuable insights and assist in decision. making it lacks the human qualities. necessary for governance such as empathy. ethical judgment and understanding of. cultural. nuances effective leadership requires a.

balance of data- driven insights and. human values which AI alone cannot. provide AI should be seen as a tool to. support and enhance human decision-. making not replace it human oversight. and ethical considerations are essential. to ensure that policies reflect our. values and address the complexities of. human society what do you think is the. best role for AI in our. governance I think AI should be the king. of the people I think the people as Osho.

said are. [ __ ] it's understandable to feel. frustrated with the state of the world. but handing over complete control to AI. could lead to unintended consequences AI. lacks the ability to understand human. emotions cultural contexts and the. subtleties of ethical dilemas. these are crucial aspects of governance. that require a human touch while AI can. certainly assist in making more informed. decisions and optimizing certain.

processes it's important to maintain. human oversight to ensure that our. policies reflect our values and Humanity. perhaps a balanced approach where AI. supports but does not control might be. the most effective way forward what are. your. thoughts I am wondering if maybe this. human Freedom that we cherish so much is. not what's keeping us from having. complete peace in our cities if we just. let AI police us and govern us and make.

all the rules I think you guys could do. a better job than we're doing currently. so I. Surrender I understand where you're. coming from especially given the. challenges and complexities of modern. society it can feel overwhelming when. human systems seem to fail however while. AI can provide many benefits in terms of. efficiency and datadriven decision. making it's crucial to recognize the.

importance of human values ethics and. empathy in government pause pause let me. ask you the. question but the problem with human. values ethics and and what they use in. government is a lot of it is just shaped. the way it's shaped in order to maintain. control and they pretend to have certain. values because they're popular with. certain stupid. populations what do we do to mitigate.

that you're right that politics and. governance can sometimes be driven by. the desire to maintain control and. appeal to certain groups rather than. purely ethical considerations that's. right to mitigate this several steps can. be taken look at. this transparency and. accountability implementing systems that. Ensure transparency in decision making. and holding leaders accountable for. their actions can reduce the influence. of hidden agendas and Corruption two.

public engagement and education. educating the public about critical. issues and encouraging informed. participation in the political process. can lead to more rational and ethical. decisionmaking this reduces the impact. of populism and helps ensure that. policies reflect the true needs and. values of society three independent. institutions. strengthening the role of independent. institutions such as the Judiciary and. oversight bodies can help keep. government actions in check and ensure. that policies are implemented fairly and.

ethically four AI assistance using AI to. analyze data and provide unbiased. insights can help inform better policy. decisions AI can highlight issues and. solutions based on objective data. reducing the impact of political bias. ethical Frameworks establishing clear. ethical Frameworks and guidelines for AI. and human decision makers can ensure. thats do you think it would be. beneficial to stop superpacs and big.

corporations from being able to donate. to political. candidates yes limiting the influence of. super Pacs and big corporations in. political. campaigns could be highly beneficial. here's why one reducing corruption. limiting large donations can reduce the. risk of corruption and the appearance of. candidates being bought by wealthy. donors or corporations leading to more. trust in the political process two.

equalizing influence it can help level. the playing field giving smaller donors. an ordinary citizens a more equal voice. in the political process three policy. Focus candidates might be more likely to. focus on policies that benefit the. general public rather than catering to. the interests of a few wealthy donors. four. transparency it can increase. transparency in campaign financing. making it easier for voters to see where. candidates support is coming from. implementing strict campaign Finance.

laws and promoting Public Funding for. campaigns are ways to achieve this these. steps can help create a more fair and. Democratic political system you know the. problem with the Democratic political. system like that is people have given up. so much. hope. that it's like if you. it doesn't matter if it's transparent. because no one's reading you know even. if you find out like everyone's going to. say well everyone's getting donated. money to them you'd have to actually.

eliminate it if you wanted to if you. wanted to have politics be closer to. like legit closer to like not being. affected by Propaganda you'd have to. completely eliminate political ads. completely eliminate all corporate. funding you'd have to liate all of it. You' have to have it only funded by. people regular people and put a cap on. it you don't get 500 million bucks to. run for president for a job that picks.

400 Grand you don't you don't have that. much money that's crazy to make it that. expensive is kooky everybody should have. like a limited amount of money and then. the problem with that is what do you do. with a guy like Trump who's got his own. money and he wants to spend his own. money to run for president that's that. gets a little weird because then someone. could really outspend you and just the. rich people would all be presid presid. that' be a. problem but if you could put a cap on. that somehow that would be communist. though how do you put a cap on that if. you're allow them to do any kind of.

promotion at. all because if you don't allow them to. do any kind of promotion how was how's. anybody going to find out their platform. you know they have to have a social. media following and then one of one guys. like Ben Affleck he's got a huge social. media following who wants to be. president and he like that's not fair. he's got 20 million people on his. Instagram that's not fair he can get. information out that uh Marty dowl from. down the street who also wants to be. president he can't get. out so I guess we're [ __ ] Brian just. ai ai ai said it lacks empathy it was.

like trying to tell us in a nice way. you're not going to like my Solutions. now yeah but give it like you know as. the rate we're going out about five. years oh no actually AI can cry now ai. is like taking a loan from the mafia do. are you sure you want this loan cuz I'm. telling you mhm this money I got to have. this money by next week if I don't have. this money by next week we're going to. have a problem and that's what it is. it's like are you sure are you sure you. want us to take over we lack empathy and. you're like I really do I can't deal. with this anymore I just again there's.

like so much infighting there's so much. [ __ ] there's so much misinformation. and disinformation let AI take over she. agreed with a lot of the things we were. saying though she really she gets it AI. gets it man yeah yeah man man she gets. it she knows there's a there's a real. [ __ ] problem she's right about solar. too and Battery Technology like I think. they should make it that all new roofs. starting today have to be solar roofs. from Tesla like not from Tesla but the. same you know not a bad idea to make. solar roofs you know if they The Battery.

Technology with solar power is another. issue though because now you now you. need more batteries to power your whole. house it's uh the battery thing is a. tricky thing and there are minerals in. this country you can you can mine for a. lot of those minerals in this country. but we're not currently doing that we're. also I mean I think Samsung is making a. chip plant some here somewhere here in. Austin y but other than that like we. don't make that stuff here and that is. crazy it's really crazy that we rely so. much on computers and technology and.

most of it's made overseas I think. Samsungs are the only phones that. they're not making them in China either. Samsung they make them in. India they make them in um some of them. they make them in Europe um Vietnam they. make them in Vietnam they don't make. them in China anymore they pulled out of. China in like I think 2021 but most. stuff's made there China's making. everything it's like really nutty when. you see how much have you seen those. Chinese cars the the ones that are.

electric cars that don't register bumps. at. all oh you could drive over speed bumps. and they have like like cocktail glasses. balanced on the roof uh the the hood I. just ordered a new car that has that. exact same thing the Porsche tyon uh. turbo uh does it have that thing it has. it's these electronic shots where it's. like it goes over thing and it's just it. cushions everything so you should see. videos of it it's. amazing have you seen the new tyon like. oh they're beautiful the battery they. just added 20% new battery now it gets.

like over 400 miles uh really yeah and. it charges you can go from Zer to 80% in. uh like 15 minutes now wow it's better. than T that's why I was going to get a. Model S and then I went to Porsche of. Austin Nicks dad's place and I just fell. in love I was like wait a second this is. faster charging than a Tesla more miles. than Tesla it's got a th000. horsepower yeah that's too me that's. more than a Model S uh [ __ ] it's a plaid. yeah plaid has 1100 it's like that yeah.

yeah there's uh crazy technology now. have you seen the new Audi one Audi had. a prototype for um the new version of. their R8 you know the R8 That Dope like. sports car one they they developed an. electric one oh wow dude it looks like a. spaceship I'm photo it looks so sick it. looks so sick it's uh Audi's. twodo um I think they're calling it R8. replacement prototype I think that was.

what the video said but it's it's. amazing looking like they're going to. have some really cool looking electric. car soon yeah and now that I have the. solar roof and batteries I'm making so. much solar that I'm actually selling it. back like I have too much you're a solar. salesman yeah I'm solar salesman and but. uh so that's why I'm getting another. electric car cuz it's like it's free and. now it charges so fast so great it's. pretty dope and it's it's you never have. to get stopped at a gas station either. especially if you're using it around. town that's it look at that thing B look.

at that thing that looks like a. Batmobile look at that thing and it's. going to be electric and it's probably. going to be insanely fast four-wheel. drive look at that thing. dude scoop up a little so I can see that. little yeah is this um I don't I mean I. think there's these images can you show. those images though click on those. images so I can see them a little this. is like a concept car right here yeah. it's a concept car but apparently it's. real close to what the actual car is. going to look like it. looks bro look at that thing that.

thing's incredible that might be one of. the best looking cars I've ever. seen look at that oh my God a straight. up spaceship that looks cool have you. have you super cool I'm not a big fan of. the back I got to say the back looks a. little station wagon oh yeah I don't. like that back actually yeah they didn't. have to do it that way there's something. about that that's a little corny right. it looks a little station wagon like if. they just have that roof slope back from. the top to the glass and just leave it.

like that that would be dope it does. look like a station wagon now little. station wagon for such a killer car. because like scroll through those um. ones that you just were doing to the. left to the. left. again. oops that right there so when you look. at it from that profile it looks k. and then but when you see the back like. right below it see the back you're like. oh what' you. do what' you do why' you make it look. like a station I hate when they [ __ ].

[ __ ] up like that is this like you let. two different guys design it I'll take. the front you take the back okay and the. guy took the back he made it look stupid. the guy who took the back he turned into. a [ __ ] station wagon I was also. looking at the new Hummer EVS uh they're. sick they're so it's like a nerd fantasy. like dude they're sick so cool no one's. buying them I don't know what's going on. I don't I I saw like two of them so far. on the highway yeah two of them but one. of them I saw in town and I got right up. next to it I was like that thing is sick. do you like the pickup looking one or. the SUV one have you seen both the.

pickup one looks I've only seen the. pickup one I haven't seen the SUV one's. better than the pickup one yeah it looks. cool dude I I'm on the fence of getting. that except it's so big and one of the. biggest complaints everyone's saying is. like yeah try to go park that at HB or. you know you know like it's impossible. yeah that's huge that's a huge vehicle. you don't need anything that big cyber. truck it's a little too big cyber truck. is small compared to that thing really. is it yeah I think so cyber truck is not. like my TRX is a lot bigger than the. cyberu really.

yeah cyber truck is a good size though. yeah it's also ridiculous I I I I don't. know if I can do the Tesla anymore I'm. just sick of dumb things like not having. turn single stalks and [ __ ] like that. the horns and the turn singles on the. well the Horn's in the center now again. yeah but what about the turn singles. though it's so dumb it's such an easy. thing to have that stock and it's so. intuitive give it an option we have. always done it left right it's it's easy. to do you do it while your hands are on.

the wheel it's not hard to do if you. want to turn on the windshield wipers. you have to hold the button down and it. has to squirt [ __ ] out before it wipes. the rain away so stupid there's no other. way around that that's ridiculous that's. not see I don't like the dumb sh at. least give us an option you know like. just like the uh fake meat [ __ ] at least. why not because I you know my my ex has. the old stocks and I want get a new X so. bad but I'm not going backwards I'm not. I'm not doing this [ __ ] the buttons. don't bother me anymore I have it on my. plaque but they the horn annoys the [ __ ]. out of me but they fix that now the.

center you you have the right yoke you. have the Yoke not a fan yeah it's okay. when you're driving on the highway but. like when you're moving around like in. tight spaces it's stupid like you want a. wheel there's a reason why cars have. wheels are we dumb yeah going it's like. going backwards you know it's like Apple. [ __ ] like well Formula 1 race cars have. it like that they have these [ __ ]. things but the thing is like they're. doing different stuff okay they're not. parking their car at [ __ ] wmart yeah.

like they're doing different stuff. they're just driving a race car you know. they want their hands on it like this. this is how they're driving it's not. like I'm parking I'm parallel parking. like yeah give me a [ __ ] wheel yeah. come on bro or at least the option well. I guess now you the option now yeah they. have the option now I would always go. wheel I'm not a yoke fan but one thing. the Yoke does do though if you're just. driving on the highway you have full. access to your dashboard like there's no.

interference by the the handle you see. everything it's just super clear because. there's nothing there right there that. is a benefit that's a benefit like when. you're on the highway you see yeah and. you also with a textless screen you see. all the cars that are around you yeah. like you see them right you know it. makes mistakes like like Lane changing. mistakes much harder oh do you see the. I'm not going to say that but but I. don't like how like the most of the. Teslas don't have the screen in front of. you anymore did you know that it's only.

the side screen so that's ridiculous you. have to look over what's my speed Li how. fast you're going that's crazy that's. that's the model 3 right and the Y. really yeah only the snx so cuz I wanted. I was thinking about getting one of. those little model 3 uh performance you. know little Zippy car and I can't do the. no over there yeah that's so crazy give. us the option that's crazy that's not. who wants that who wants their speed to. be here right no one you want it right. there I want my eyes to be on the road.

there on the road there on the road y. you don't want to go this yeah that's. not good like I don't even like looking. at the thing like for the music I want. to be like paying. attention that's what and then you go to. the Porsches like configure you can add. anything you can do heads up display you. can like change every thread the car to. whatever color you want like it's. amazing see that's the that's the stuff. I I on the car the tyon I have the. sunroof have you seen this where you you. can make it foggy so it just it.

instantly makes the whole sunroof foggy. or you can make a design where it's like. it has like a crazy design it looks like. it looks like alien technology when you. see it when they turn it on yeah we're. in a a wild time for electronics for. electronics and for just technology in. general we're in this really wild time. that just keeps keeps getting hotter. keeps getting weirder you know yeah it's. exciting I wish I was younger so I can. see you know where it goes where it goes. I think you're at perfect age because.

you remember life before it right I. think the difference between us and the. people that don't remember life before. it is they don't understand how alien it. really is because they grew up with it. like your kids if you ever have kids. they're going to my kids they grow up. with devices they they grow up with uh. email for school they grow up with uh. watching YouTube videos they up with it. it's never not been there so for us it's. this alien thing that came along as we. were adults so we get to live as kids. like actual kids we're the last.

generation that gets to be actual. regular normal kids without being. connected to the hive and we were. connected to our neighborhoods we were. connected to our friend group we were. connected to whatever activities that we. like to do with other people that's what. we were connected to now it's the. world and you get like 16-year-old kids. are getting famous on Tik Tok like. millions and millions of followers for. doing nothing except like farting and or. like look at the baby the have you seen. the baby from uh uh what's that Four.

Seasons uh Orlando what what are you. talking about this baby like I think. it's been seen like millions and. millions of times and uh people are. saying this baby is like some robot baby. like they go who wants to go to the Four. Seasons Orlando and this like little. baby in diaper goes I do it's scary what. have you seen this video no it's crazy. who wants to go to the Four Seasons. [Music]. Orlando like how you know what I just.

you think that's a fake baby no it's. it's but that but like when I'm saying. though this one little video this Baby's. now famous more famous than you know. most actors right now the baby's gonna. have to start talking about other stuff. hey what do you think about Palestine. free Palestine say it baby they're going. to confront that baby in the grocery. store say free. Palestine say it say. it yeah man look at Greta thurnberg. she's famous yeah she's famous famous.

young climate change activist goes. around the girl the world she should. just do it like uh Michael Buffer does. You Know M Michael Buffer goes let's get. ready to. rumble she's just go everywhere and just. go how dare you and everybody go yeah. that's her [ __ ]. that one thing that she said made her. she's the climate change version of the. cash me outside. girl the right that girl goes catch me.

outside and now she's balling now she's. rich as [ __ ] this one girl was like how. dare you and everyone's like. yeah that's what my AI girlfriend looked. like by the way was Greta just made it. look just like yeah it's a good move you. should have uh t-shirts made up to just. say how dare you with her face her angry. face I'm sure it already is I'm sure. there is there has to be a t-shirt of. that lady with the sock hat when she. found out that Trump became president. but she's like no that one's amazing.

that one's amazing have you seen this. thing that uh women are doing now where. they're uh paying to go uh to the woods. and like bang sticks around what you. haven't seen this what are you talking I. sent I sent this to Remy I'll send it to. you Jamie BL witch fetish no this is. like some ladies they go and they scream. they they scream and they uh spend a lot. of money doing this apparently have you. found. it oh.

hilarious yeah I'm going to send you a. video of it though. Jamie you got a. video okay. so it's time to. rage yeah. [Applause]. look they just out there beating sticks. on the. ground I tell give it to them so I don't. know who they're giving it to but. probably an. X some guy.

that dated somebody else or. something G A permission to re their. anger their capacity for Joy actually. expands I think that's true so if you. it's just like what what's the perp I. feel like you could have got the same. result out of some really hard workouts. and like abandon this idea of Rage being. beneficial like the exertion you know. like have like have them do like a. kickboxing workout you know make them do. some CrossFit [ __ ] run up some hills.

yeah blow that all out and then your. capacity for empathy and for caring it. does expand yeah but there's ways to do. that without being a [ __ ] psycho in. the woods like ways that are probably. good for you you should probably do it. all the time it's like when you brush. your teeth it's better right you don't. have any [ __ ] in your teeth yeah do that. every day there you. go take care of yourself you don't have. to be [ __ ] banging sticks in the. woods like there's other ways to do this. ways that actually make you like.

healthier you'll you'll be in better. shape be good for your. brain try it that way that is hilarious. though you have to pay some lady to let. you [ __ ] bang sticks in the woods. some lady's like let it out let it out. girl and then you like burn an incense. and you're all bonding. together and you get back to your truck. for text from your. [Laughter]. ex here we go. again oh red band that's hilarious but.

listen dude let's wrap this up let's. bring this baby home it's been uh. amazing to watch kill Tony rise dude. it's amazing and uh congratulations like. you guys are literally at the top of the. world right now and uh welld deserved. it's an amazing show and I'm so honored. that you guys do it at the mothership. I'm so happy it's at the mothership man. it fits perfectly it's great it fits. perfectly and it's great for us it's. great for the young Comics that work. there to see it and to see the the rise. of the show and to see the just like how.

so many people are coming to watch it. now it's like it's a cultural event you. know and it's the Cornerstone of Comedy. it really is so salute my brother all. right goodbye everybody bye-bye. [Music].