Joe Rogan Experience #2146 - Deric Poston

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day my brother my. man let's go bro we've had a million. conversations like this uh in the Green. Room we've already done like a thousand. podcasts that this is my every night. right here we need a [ __ ] studio in. that club you know we need to put a. podcast studio in that club I thinking.

about it but like we don't have the. space for it yeah where would it go it. wouldn't go anywhere there's no place. there's no we have we used it's like. very efficient we have all the space I. don't know yeah but I think what we need. is a apartment we need an apartment. close so we could just go right over. like go apartment that's just set up as. a studio when you get in there it's just. all Studio that would be nice Joe yeah. cuz there's so many apartments that are. available in that area right I just got. one yeah Jamie just got one let go Jamie.

should get next door so I don't have a. neighbor oh that's not a bad idea how. far away are you from my club two blocks. O Let's Go is the next door neighbor. open I think they all are oh that'd be. perfect it give you the keys what you. see my view ooh that's what I want I. want a view like that because like how. dope would that be late night all of us. chilling Windows see the city I wanted I. was going to do that in Downtown LA. really yeah but then I went to Downtown. LA I'm like oh my God and I brought my.

my family and I brought my daughters. when they were young and I was like oh. my God am I going to have to kill. somebody this is it was crazy this is. prepandemic man yeah this is before the. [ __ ] hit the fan like people were just. pissing all over the place it smelled. terrible there was a there's some really. good dut place that's in Downtown LA so. we were like let's go get some donuts. let's get crazy let's just go find so we. wind up going to the one in Pasadena cuz. there's or Glendale there's one there's. one somewhere else there's one somewhere.

else that's also like that and uh we. want to Silver Lake might be Sil it was. a lot of hippies probably like the total. opposite I'm I'll take hippies all day. I'll take like you know woke people with. [ __ ] green hair all day they over I. am Legend bro full on I Am Legend full. on I Am Legend yeah yeah to go down. there and get a dut though is it's worth. it La Donuts are the best it's not even. [ __ ] close really I think so kind of. like a New York Bagel it's something. about certain bread I feel like in.

certain places that hit different bro. when crispy cream's coming out of the D. right out of the oven it's hard to [ __ ]. with anything else nothing but those. glazed ones the maple glazed when. they're coming right out oh oh Jo so. good so good you [ __ ] me up though I. haven't had bread Joe I haven't really. had bread probably maybe twice since we. did the carnival good maybe twice good. every now and then it's okay every now. and then it's okay the real problem is. when it becomes a part of your diet when.

it's a normal part of your do when I eat. a piece of pizza my body's like yo what. are you doing like relax we're having a. drink have a pizza come on and then I I. don't eat for a while let it clear out. of my system then I go back to eat and. clean but if you have that as a normal. part of your life it's just like all. these things compound right you know you. smoke too many blunts that compounds you. you know eat too much bad food that come. out look at that right out of. the Jamie what are you doing did you.

post this yeah a long time ago oh my God. look at that that's a time of creation. that is just diabetes in food. form just makes me want to feel sick. like I'll take that temporary mouth. pleasure for hours of feeling like dog. [ __ ]. yeah yeah Joe oh it feels so good yeah I. the bread thing Joe this was the first. time in my life I hadn't had Hot. Cheetos every day would you prefer Hot. Cheetos over Takis cuz people Takis I'm.

a I'm a that's the black of me I think. cuz I'm a hot Cheeto Mexicans love the. Takis they love the Tak you know I. really like them crunchy Cheetos them. little tinier ones the more crunchy ones. what are those called just to me those. are the regulars and then you got the. Puffs I'll [ __ ] with a puff Oh I thought. of I when I think of Cheetos I always. think of Puffs interesting I think of. the the ones you're thinking of the. little ones that are like harder yeah. yeah I like those yeah I've had them. every day favorite of my life Joe until. you said hey let's do the carnivore diet. I'm [ __ ] 33 that's ridiculous.

that's ridiculous you shouldn't be. eatting that you know Fritos those. little corn chips yeah we use those to. start a fire in. Alaska when we were. camping yeah what yeah yeah yeah um one. of the dudes that works for my friend. Steve Rella told us that they're very. flammable and I'm like really and so we. used that to start a fire we were in uh. Prince Edward's Island which is um. Prince of Wales Island which one Prince. Edwards which one which one's the one in. Alaska.

Prince Edwards Prince of Wales what is. that I don't even know if that's a real. place Prince Edwards right is a Canadian. province oh which's the one in Alaska. might be right next to Alaska though no. it's not that's the complete opposite. side what is the one that's in Alaska. what was the other one you said it's not. Prince Edward's Island that one's near. Maine really that's what the map said. [ __ ] I can't remember the island anyway. um the island in well Google cuz it's. one of the most rainy places on Earth.

Brian K and I did a TV show from there. with uh with with mediator but it rained. for seven eight days whatever the [ __ ]. we're there for rained every day what's. up Prince of Wales okay it's Prince of. Wales it rained every day and one day it. didn't rain for like 10 hours and we're. like dude we're going to start a [ __ ]. fire we're going to figure out how to. start a fire and so we got like sticks. and [ __ ] like that's under everything. else so everything got rained on oh is.

there a video of it not you guys. somebody else doing it yeah cuz we. didn't film us doing this but Fritos are. so covered in life stealing oil that. they act like a fire starter man look at. this they're great fire starters like if. you want a barbecue and you know you. don't want to go buy you ever seen those. things tumble weeds you know what a. tumble weed is no sir tumble weeds are. these little uh it's like little shaved. pieces of wood that's like.

bundled up together and they must be. soaked in some kind of flammable liquid. but if you want to start like a grill. you put one of those [ __ ] down then. you put some sticks around that and. light that little tumble weed and wooo. you're good to go and then you start. stacking logs wo yeah but um you use. Fritos instead that's my point you don't. need those tumble weeds probably won't. be as flammable but that [ __ ] can't be. good and I'm eating that. [ __ ] Fritos are delicious they're. [ __ ] great but.

CH come what are those uh those chilies. where people add Fritos they add Fritos. to the chili people do that all the time. yeah I like that I like the crunch M. little crunch is good just full. experience right little the the Tangy. the spicy little cheese in there yo how. the [ __ ] are you not fat dog you got it. in you you supposed to be fat as [ __ ]. just discipline I get fat I'm pretty. lean right now now I'm under 200 for. which is rare wow I'm like 197 which is.

nice but I just been real clean on the. diet the last few weeks last few weeks I. just I started getting a little fat I. start feeling a little bit of this and I. start paranoid my gut starts sticking. out I would get it straight to the gut. cuz I have pretty thick ABS too yeah so. any fat that goes on top of this sh. right here yeah it gets gross and it. pokes out right here yeah and just. starts looking. gross I just see weakness when I see. myself in the mirror I'm like you weak. [ __ ] you weak [ __ ] you can't you can't.

stop eating spaghetti I eat so much food. bro I eat so much food it's crazy how. much I eat I eat I'm a glutton like a. real Glutton man I've seen you put it. down brother bro eat I'll eat two pizzas. I'll eat two pieces I'll eat that whole. pizza and there's another one right. there it's warm is it warm I'll just go. right in on that pizza I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry it's just gluttoning I've. seen you take down so many golden tiger. burgers dog when you get good bro that. one time we went out I ate four of them.

I ate four double. cheeseburgers Gordon Ryan was freaking. out Gordon Ryan was with he like how the. [ __ ] are you eating I'm like dude when I. get going I get going the wolf comes out. oh yeah the wolf just. want the wolf just want to keep eating. you got to keep that [ __ ] in his. cage yeah you can go bro we start that's. my favorite Joe when Joe starts drinking. in The Green Room when Joe starts. drinking [ __ ] oh you get going baby we.

start talking [ __ ] oh it's the best you. start dancing oh bro it's over who has. more fun than us who has more fun than. us nobody bro we're in there dancing. we're dancing like all the time no no. self-consciousness everybody's just. having a good time oh it's my favorite. God it's the best place in the world oh. the music's going oh the tunes are going. and everybody's going up it's just and. you're coming in from a set like and. you're coming everybody's already. dancing and and [ __ ] on you know. Brian for saying something. crazy you know Tony's just roasting him. and you're dying and like this is the.

best night of my life bro I love when. Brian comes off stage and he walks in. the room he goes. woo cuz you know he just laid it down oh. my God bro when he was doing that [ __ ]. bit when he was when he really tightened. up that bit when it was just a that bit. was just assassination that was bit that. bit was one of those bits where I would. go out there and just sit and watch it I. watched it like [ __ ] watch that bit 50. times yeah I just want to see that bit I. would ask him you going to close it what. you going to close with what he wouldn't. even always tell with and I wouldn't.

want he goes a the bit's like 11 minutes. long I'm like please please just do it. for me it would be his all set it all. that but it murders it murders so hard. and it's so good it's like that's such a. quintessential Brian Simpson bit yeah. because it's. clever it's it's. ridiculous it's like he it's historical. he talks about like it gives you real. facts yeah it's so smart and it's about. what and it's full circle [ __ ].

yeah there's science involved he. explains like times like how you. multiply [ __ ] you know like oh my God. it's Jus yeah yeah it's just such a good. bit there's certain bits where you you. hear the bit you go God damn that's a. good bit like Shane gillis's Navy SEAL. bit God damn that's a good bit you know. my f my favorite of his bits though I. think is the George Washington bit for. that very reason yeah the teeth bro well. it's also cuz it's interesting. and it's hilarious and you know like.

that's a bit that took some time that's. not a bit that you the first time you do. it on stage you get that product yes you. know like Tony has a few jokes that the. very first time he does them on stage. they murder and it's done the bit's done. but like that that Shane's bit about. George Washington is a that's a long bit. man that's that bit is complex there's a. lot of twists and turns yeah bro just. the angles he takes it's so cool oh it's. so cool but. with Brian Joe you know I started with.

Brian he was that he what he what you're. seeing now he was that really I met him. Joe and he was that bro it was the. coolest thing to be around that guy cuz. I think he's just the greatest one of. the greatest Minds ever you I'm lucky to. be one of his best friends that's how I. feel he's very humble too very very. humble you know I mean until someone. talking [ __ ] to him well then he's going. to destroy you shut shut you the [ __ ] up. but but um yeah he's just got a unique. way of looking at things and I that's.

the wonderful thing about comedy I hate. that word wonderful but it just was the. right word for the job yeah that's the. thing about you meet so many different. people and we all have this one thing in. common this one thing in common we like. making people laugh yeah we like this. thing we do this art form you know. that's it it's the only thing I mean we. we vary so much about with in so many. different ways yeah but we all have this. like amazing Bond like that place is. like it's it's the comedy store times I.

don't know yeah times three times 4. something like that yeah bro also we. feel so like we were here the the just. that we were here we all came before it. opened we were here to feel that bro you. were an early adopter yo Jo I came came. out when I wasn't even sure I was like. damn DK just moved. here there's a I felt like one thing. though about this it's like that's one. of the reasons why I felt like I had to. do this cuz I knew that all you guys out. you guys are coming out here when we.

were at Vulcan during the lockdown yep. thank God for my wife BR that was her. her. call my wife she was she saw you guys. there it hadn't even crossed my mind yet. Jo I was still in pandemic mind of like. we're just here this is what it is and. then she said it she was like we're. going to Austin Texas and I was like. what she's like they're up everybody's. getting up and I'm like Oh and it right. I was like what the [ __ ] am I doing yeah. I'm going to Austin Texas it moved March. 2021 it was crazy because so many people. were mad at us they were mad at us for.

doing shows I was like are you out of. your [ __ ] money are you going to just. not do shows anymore you going to not. talk to people like what are we doing. like how long does this go on how how. long does this go on and in La the. answer was a year and a half year and a. out here it was six. weeks they start just shooting guns in. the air shut the [ __ ]. up I saw old people with no masks on out. here early on feel shut the [ __ ] up God. I remember when it happened I remember. when it happened I was talking to.

Brendan and right when I said man. they're going to they're going to hold. La down for a year he said Dereck you're. a [ __ ] idiot that would never happen. yeah cut two cut two I mean I like oh my. god well I knew it I felt something I. didn't know if they were going to lock. it down for a year but I knew La was. never going to be the same because there. was a new attitude about law enforcement. that happened after George Floyd yeah. I'm like oh this place is in trouble cuz. when they had those cop cars lit up on. fire on the was it on the 110 is that. what it was yeah and they were like on. fire and like cinder blocks and [ __ ].

spray painted on fire smashed everything. they were doing Smash and grabs. everywhere and they were just letting. them do it like in Beverly Hills all. they were doing was not letting people. shop when it was dark. out that was it so during the day or at. night time everybody just Smash and. grabbed it was like there the smash and. grabs on Beverly Hills were insane it. was everywhere that [ __ ] was crazy crazy. crazy it was also people waiting for. people after they were shopping they. were just stealing from them after they.

would go shopping at the mall in Beverly. Hills like nice places in Beverly Hills. nice stores yeah West Hollywood people. were getting robbed bro it was crazy I. was I saw that people getting robbed I. saw there was a car full of dudes that. was parked in front of this gated. community and they had no license plate. on their car and I was driving in and I. remember looking at these dudes and them. looking at me I'm like these are not. dudes that are up to anything good yeah. and they have a car with no license. plate on and they're outside of this Gat. community and they could have been just.

waiting for the the thing to go up so. they could sneak in behind it you know. yeah I don't know what they were doing. but I remember thinking like this is. going to escalate you're going to get. more of this then I saw I saw I was. passing by this clothing store and I saw. these dudes smash the window and run. inside crazy in Woodland Hills in. Woodland Hills it's like the sleepiest. most boring ass [ __ ] neighborhood. yeah that's like a the r it's supposed. to be the nicest Dr Dre has a house out. there.

yeah that's where Whitney lives you know. it's like yeah that's where sha lives. it's like that area is nice and they. were smashing with they lit a dumpster. on fire and pushed it in front of the. the front door at Target my friend was. in there my friend was in there they. they yelled out through the the. loudspeaker they were telling everybody. put down everything you have just don't. don't go to the cash register get out. get out now and they get outside and. someone had lit a [ __ ] dumpster on. fire pushed it up against the door yeah.

[ __ ] that bro I'm so glad we got out of. there J so when I came out here was like. tweet tweet tweet tweet oh okay what is. the world gone mad or is just La gone. mad is it parts of the world gone it's. like the scary thing about it was it was. an experiment not for real like I don't. think it was I don't have like this. conspiracy theory that they did it on. purpose I think it was a lab leak I. think they really yeah it was accidental. and I think they they there's a lot of. funding involved in doing these [ __ ].

Corona viruses and there's also probably. some uh it's probably biological weap. weapons research too they probably do. because they definitely do create. viruses and they they work on viruses. for bioweapons it's a real thing yeah. like bioweapons is a real thing it. sounds terrifying that someone would. release a weapon on a city to kill. everybody because but that's real they. really are and they and also China and. Russia they're all I mean they use gas.

in World War I they just blew gas on. people brother yeah I don't watch via. vetta and think that's not possible. [ __ ] that's that looks real very real. very real that they would do something. like that that could happen today again. it could happen again but the the point. is it's like I don't even remember my. point my point was like that these kind. of these things when they happen they. reveal how people react to them and. people didn't react nearly as good as I. hoped yeah they they they they they.

sectioned themselves off in these tribes. yeah that was what was weird man like sh. broke people Joe it broke people it. broke people people still wear masks Joe. oh my God yeah it changed like who. people are like they forgot that they. used to not wear a mask you can tell. some comics from moon tower were walking. down the street and Ari saw them Ari saw. this dude and he had a [ __ ] giant. mask on his face one of them really. [ __ ] form fit ones secured.

down just broken yeah a lot of people. were like that broken just. broken but everybody got so tribal and. it also it it gave people an opportunity. to be. [ __ ] and there's there was a lot of. people in LA in particular and some in. New York as well there were just they're. really miserable people and they were. looking for an opportunity to [ __ ] on. someone publicly because they felt like. they could because they felt like that.

person was vulnerable because they were. taking a controversial position yes you. know whether it's a controversial. position like saying I don't want to get. vaccinated or was a controversial. position of of doing shows live. still people were blame I saw I saw a. comic blame someone else for the death. of their. mother blame a comic that's doing shows. for the death of their mother the death. of their mom yeah like yo what you. talking about bro yeah maybe it was a. respirator. you know 80% of the people they put him.

on I I remember people saying that [ __ ]. though Joe when we like when it when I. first moved here and people doing shows. and people were saying they're like your. my grandmother's going to die because of. you your grandmother's just going to die. man yeah your grandmother's going to die. you're going to die too so am I what are. we doing also it's the the solution is. not everybody stay home for your. grandmother and ruin children's lives. it's NE that's never been the case old. people have always done the best that. they can to make life safe for young. people. and by locking them down and by keeping.

them out of school and by making them. wear masks you didn't make the world. safer you made it scarier you're going. to have more people with anxiety you're. going to have more Lost Years of. development you're going to be missing. out on your education there's nothing. good about that nothing good about that. there's zero good about that and if you. did it to protect old people you're a. fool yeah you're a fool it ruined young. people's like there were people who. missed their senior year junior year. they didn't have it and I think about. that's like a year that you need in your. life it's a memorable thing. bro it became like a child sacrifice.

thing like they didn't care about the. children they didn't care what was. happening to them we have to protect our. vulnerable it's not going to protect. them that's not how it works it's like. there's no there was no science behind. it in the age of science what the [ __ ]. is wrong with my voice. today thank God I got a cough button I'm. like a professional you have a cough. button yeah we got a cough button if you. got us a cough I should have gave that. [ __ ] to gram Hancock the other day some. people just cough um but in the age of. Science and reason people abandon.

science to to to confirm their worst. fears and to confirm all their weird. anxieties and they started using which. is the reason why people believe that a. mask that you could breathe out of is. going to protect you from a virus that's. floating in the air or that you're going. to stop a respiratory virus by just. keeping children out of school like shut. the [ __ ] up like shut the [ __ ] up with. all this or that all of a sudden the. pharmaceutical Drug Company should be. trusted like shut the [ __ ] up you guys. you're not you're not being reasonable.

you're just you're acting like [ __ ]. and I'm not saying you're acting like. [ __ ] cuz Co wasn't dangerous of. course it was dangerous I'm saying. you're acting like [ __ ] and you're. not willing to look at the truth because. you're scared that it's going to go. against this thing that you have in your. head that's a narrative that you've been. sticking to this whole time yes people. don't like to just also people just. don't like to be like oh man I was wrong. about that yeah it's okay nobody's. you're not a a bad person to be like man. Co came and I kind of freaked I kind of. went over the went too far you know when. it gets when it gets him is when they. get vaccine injured Chris quo just came.

out and said he's got a vaccine injury. that guy was pushing that [ __ ] on TV. forever and he said he got it with his. first dose and then he got it again with. his second dose ladies and gentlemen I. apologize for that cough I could have. reached for that button I got lazy I. could have just reached for that button. I could have just pressed that button. wait what's a vaccine injury something. happens when you get the covid shot you. know and it's not just the co shot there. there's people adverse reactions to all.

kinds of medications right but. particularly to this one this is one. that the first time they ever rolled. something out to billions of people. worldwide and some people had terrible. reactions and one of them apparently is. Chris Cuomo. interesting yeah people get heart. palpitations Bad Blood worth they get. clots like there's there's a bunch of. different confirmed side effects that. happen myocarditis is some also there's. the thing about you're you're supposed.

to when you inject them you're supposed. to aspirate which means when you inject. it into the muscle cuz it's. intramuscular you're supposed to pull. back the syringe to make sure that. you're not hitting a blood vessel and. they never do that even on the president. if you watch the president get. vaccinated on TV and I don't think you. got vaccinated on TV what you mean Joe I. don't think they took that chance I. think there was salt water in that don't. say that yeah I I don't think they I. took that [ __ ] for real well I'm not I'm. just saying on TV I'm sure they probably. vaccinated him yeah did you have a side.

effect oh I was sick as a dog yeah wife. was fine I was a I was [ __ ] up what. did it do to you just it felt like I got. into a car wreck or something I was just. completely sore really sick I remember. being crazy tired just tired for how. long like two days that's not bad then. it bounced right back you know but but. it felt like where it was like oh man. Dereck you're sick like that's [ __ ] I. think that's the normal reaction if it's. working oh see the problem is when you. have a b reaction you know your body.

reacts to it in a negative way like. there's people that have had strokes and. heart attacks and people have died like. right after the shot and they you know. no one wants to attribute it to the shot. but a bunch of injuries they have. attributed definitely directly to the. shot yeah like they confirmed it when. it's happened they won't say it's zero. yeah they won't say it's zero with the. qu the real question is like how many. people how many people are being honest. about it how many people are even. telling people about it because even. though they feel like [ __ ] after they. got vaccinated even though they have.

health problems they told people to get. vaccinated they they were because so it. takes like. this big moment of Bravery to sort of. admit just step out and admit I I got. caught up in The Madness of it all and. um I didn't know what the [ __ ] I was. talking about and I was shaming people. and telling people to do something yeah. this is New York Times now now it's. interesting because Alex Baron wrote a a. piece about this it said it's hardcore. gaslighting and his substack if you go.

to his substack it's very interesting. but this is in New York Times thousands. believe covid vaccines harm them is. anyone listening all vaccines have at. least occasional side effects but people. who say they were injured by covid. vaccines believe their cases have been. ignored well they have they have been. ignored I have friends that have that. have been ignored I never really hear. that side of it though that's crazy yeah. there's a well if you're if you're in. that world like I got dragged into that. world. unfortunately I did not want to be in. that world I did not want to be in the. world of arguing with people about.

medical information or medical facts. or just whatever [ __ ] pharmaceutical. Drug Company propaganda you got to. battle against like who wants to be. involved in that [ __ ] yeah I just stay. out of my life I'll stay out of yours. you can trick people into doing this. every year you do whatever you got to do. but but once you get dragged into it. you're like oh this is kind of evil they. don't give up when I knew it was evil. when they were vaccinating kids when. they were forcing kids to get vaccinated. because no data I mean none zero said it.

was dangerous for kids all data pointed. to that kids got over this very easy and. that are elderly people yeah my kids got. it it was nothing it was. nothing it's elderly people it's. vulnerable people it's overweight people. that was like a big percentage of the. people that died why do they want to. vaccinate like for what reason money. they're making money off of it yeah and. also to to help people feel better that. like super anxious that they're worried. their kids are going to give it to them.

but it's uh it was a wild time man to. watch the whole world lose its [ __ ]. mind was a wild time and it was a. perfect time for us to come out here was. perfect perfect. Jo and we were right we were right. people we were so right we [ __ ]. nailed we were right you guys are all. back to normal life now except suckier. yeah your guys are back in La you're. back to normal life but more dangerous. more crime more sucky shows are nowhere. near as hot I've been there's no they.

are not as close to as hot as these. shows in Austin Texas anywhere you go. Joe you can in a three block span I can. get up six times sold out shows all hot. great lineups um that that iron sharp. and iron feeling of watching what I got. to watch when I was at the store parking. cars and door guying and I got to see. that yeah so that I know they like oh. this is happening here yeah we set up a. destination it's a destination for. Comics it's like they're going to go. visit Disneyland and every welcome so. they come all the time and so you know.

like last week we got Colin Quinn and. Christa Stefano and Shane's in there all. the time and Schultz when he comes by. and Dave when he's in town and surprised. like howy Mandell or some [ __ ] you're. like what the [ __ ] how doing here yeah. yeah yeah Ron White's there all the time. it's amazing it's amazing we're lucky as. [ __ ] man but it's almost like the. universe wanted this to happen cuz all. the things that had to be in place for. this to to to happen yeah that all just. sort of like you know how when you're. driving and you just keep hitting green. lights like the lights red but as you're.

pulling up like do I have to slow down. no green light bam let's go that's what. it was like like at every point we just. kept hitting green lights yeah and. everyone moving Shane moving it did just. and all the Philly guys here and you. feel more people are moving yeah when. Duncan moved here that was big Tom was. the early he was one of the earliest. yeah Tom was real early I was just. telling him I go dude I go it's awesome. here I go people are friendly it's like. there's no traffic and uh we could do. comedy he's like I'm moving that's it. Tom was out here early yeah he was he.

was way before me so it that was cool to. see big dogs to see like big dogs big. dogs who have to moved like their. families that's what I mean so to me. that's what made it more real too cuz. I'm looking at it like well I'm a comic. I have more nothing to lose me and my. wife I have no kids we're just kind of. flying by the seat of our pants but when. you see people get up and move their. family it's like no that's a decision. this I don't think he's [ __ ] around. here like I remember people say no he's. never going to build a club he like man. his [ __ ] family's here I don't think. he's playing you know that was the thing. do it the right way and I wasn't talking.

about it I mean I was saying it's going. to happen but I wasn't talking about it. too much people you ain't going to do. that everyone people were telling me I. was dumb oh Joe I'm not g to say names. but you know who you [ __ ] are famous. Comics saying you ruin oh man you [ __ ]. up your career people said that to me in. a fat [ __ ] I love you godamn fat [ __ ]. piece of [ __ ] Bob Bobby operates on fear. yeah Bobby I love Bobby to death me too. that's the thing of like I love you do.

he but also he doesn't really mean it. he's just kind of saying it like with. Bobby everything is kind of like a gag. like everything even when he's like. Angry he's like you really angry he. starts laughing yeah he's he'll start. tickling you and you're like yeah. everything's kind of like that's one of. the beautiful things about Bobby. everything's like half a gag but also. like the reality that he doesn't like. you know the anxiety of that that move. the whole thing the fear of it and for. you to do it he's going to [ __ ] on you. cuz you did a thing that he probably. should do too clearly yeah I mean I.

talked to him when he was out here he's. like [ __ ] I go just move here they all. say it right when they come right when. they come they all are like oh you can. see it on him yeah he left the club with. two beautiful ladies I was like where. you going Bobby he's like I'll be. back I'm famous. here no he I remember loves him oh I do. remember he said that though yeah they. were scared they got scared mistake I. was like bro you made you had kalila we.

all mistakes get the [ __ ] out my face. dog shut the [ __ ] up advice boy yo like. what are you talk about right now man. who the [ __ ] are you talking to who the. [ __ ] is that guy who the [ __ ]. Jo man I just I'm so glad I did man just. it so glad I did brother yeah man I'm. glad you did too change my I mean that. that helped me meet Schultz I I didn't. know Schultz in La I got here and then. he was coming to San Antonio and Tony he. hit up Tony hinchcliff thank God for. and he hit up Tony said I need a host. for tonight and Tony said and I'll never.

it's awesome that Tony said this and he. showed me this too he said Schultz I got. the perfect guy for you I think you guys. will work well together he called it he. said man and Tony told me he said I have. a feeling you guys are gonna be friends. yeah and now that's my brother like you. know he came to the wedding I went to H. like I love that guy Tony is one of The. Unsung best guys for like promoting. Talent you know people don't think about. Tony when they think about that which is. kind of crazy because that's what kill. Tony is yes he does doesn't get the. credit that he deserves for like. starting careers like there's a lot of.

guys that they started their career with. Tony Y and he's like really good at. promoting people like he's like real. generous about it he's always talking. about it on camera and off camera he'll. do it that's what people don't see they. think he's doing don't kill Tony he's. like no he's doing that off camera he's. doing that in the Green Room he'll tell. us about how someone killed in The Green. Room about the let someone open for him. somewhere and they murdered and yeah. he'll tell you to be like oh Joe look at. this door guy or watch this door guy. like I've seen him do it you know it's. he does it all the time yeah he Tony.

loves comedy he loves it he [ __ ]. lives it he breathes it so having that. guy in town too was huge like Tony moved. real early on too you know but Tony and. me were best friends I mean we we've. been on the road together like I don't. know 150 [ __ ] shows somewhere. somewhere around that range probably. more than that over the years I mean. I've been doing shows with him for [ __ ]. at least 10 years you know I don't even. know when we started doing shows. together but it had to be before 2014 I.

think I met him at the ice house like. way back in the day and so like I've. seen that dude like really come together. I've seen that dude like really become. like a killer comedian you know I. watched him on the roast last night or. Saturday night God damn dude godamn that. one he said about Sam She hell NOS the. [ __ ] she oh hell NOS. oh my God and the one about Bert oh he.

was going in the ber of King the ber of. King the Tiger King [ __ ] the liver. King had a liver like Rodney oh bro he's. the goat when it comes to that roast and. [ __ ] I man I think he the goat he's the. goat I think he's the greatest Tony's. the best yep you. know I'm not going to say it but there. were some forces that were trying to. limit him from his ability to shine they. they see it they see he's coming for. they he's coming for the title he's he's. Reckless and that's what they're not.

okay there's a there's a kind of like. Reckless comedy you know that like you. you know you're going to take the heat. but you don't give a [ __ ] you're going. in that's reckless That's Tony Tony's. Reckless he's driving fast and he's. going to. crash it's like he's gonna. crash but he's just like real confident. in his. mechanic yeah he goes man he goes he's. he's just going for the comedy and. that's what that's what comedy used to. be right and now there's a lot of people.

today that that's not what comedy is for. them anymore now they're like trying to. color inside the lines and there there's. there's people that want to be funny but. they also kind of want to appeal to the. wers yes they want to appeal to this. ridiculous ideology that's very. controlling but they if they do then the. comments that they read on Twitter will. be positive because those are the kind. of like socially [ __ ] [ __ ] that sit. at home all day and complain about. things so if you want to get their input. you have to kind of like feed into their.

nonsense oh and that ruins comedy ruins. comedy that ruins it ruins great Comics. it it does it turns great Comics into. cowards yeah you see it like they're so. you can see it while they're on stage. like oh you're worried about an acting. job in the back of your head it's not. even a real job you don't even have it. yet it's just a job in the future that. you might I don't want to piss off it's. like bro it's not even a real thing yeah. the connection between comedy and. Hollywood is one of the worst ideas of. all time it would be like the connection. of Alcoholics annonymous and Rock shows.

L literally like that's that's literally. how bad it is of a connection yeah they. don't belong in the same universe no no. but the thing is like they offered that. carrot up to us they dangled that money. carrot that carrot of TV oo Derek don't. you want to be in the movies oo Derek. don't you want to host your own sitcom. or be on a sitcom or host a late night. talk show or that's how they get but as. a kid that's what you see you're like. Loves Raymond like all these great. things and and they're they are great.

you know but you're like one of the best. things that happened to us was the. internet Because the Internet did a. bunch of different things one it made. Comics valuable to each other instead of. in competition with each other because. not only do we everybody has a show. right if you have podcasts all our. friends have shows right so not only do. they have shows but that you can have. them on as a guest or you can go on. their show when you need to promote. something and then we all help each.

other and then we tell hey check out. Derek and Nan doing this thing check out. Tony check out William and everybody. does that and then everybody grows like. there's no nobody loses whereas in. Hollywood if you were the host of The. Tonight Show and I wanted to be the host. of The Tonight Show I'd be like [ __ ]. Derek I need that job I want that job. when I was a kid I wanted to be the host. of The Tonight Show but dereck's the. host God damn it I [ __ ] hate Derek I. hope he crash his car hope he gets. hooked on Heroin and that's how it was I.

mean that's that whole thing with the. David Letterman and Jay Lena where Jay. Lena was waiting he was hiding in the. closet son hiding in the closet while. they were having a conversation about. him that's that's too much that's insane. that's [ __ ] insane insane and then I. know the thing between him and Conan. you're right it's just like bro [ __ ] all. that also like Jimmy Kimmel's chiming in. everybody's chiming in they're all like. like remember when Jimmy Kimmel berated. Jay Leno for trying to take kod hey if. Conan was killing it that job wouldn't.

be available that's how that works yeah. that's how it works but they did. handcuff Conan when Conan took over. tonight's show because Jay Leno did his. show at 10 o'clock or like right before. it right he did it during Prime Time. hours so. like you can't do that that's [ __ ]. yeah just even hearing all that like. damn I'm so glad I'm in this era [ __ ]. that the idea of you can like you said. just going on each other's podcast since. you started podcast Joe pretty much did. you see cuzz when you started you must.

not have known that like oh we're all. going to go on each others when did you. see that become like oh this is well was. the attitude that we had about the store. was the same attitude that transferred. into podcast cuz the attitude at the. store even in like the early 2000s like. when things were popping there the. attitude was like very supportive if you. were cool if you're cool and all you. want to do is just be friendly and hang. out and have a good time everybody was. cool with you if there was a real.

disagreement with people 100% someone. was a [ __ ] 100% it wasn't just. competitive [ __ ] but in the 90s man. dudes would like say [ __ ] to you before. you went on stage try to [ __ ] with your. confidence yeah they make fun of your. clothes or talk about your hair or just. something just say something to you. right before you went on stage I was. like what that sucks bro bro bro there. was people that would like mock your act. like there was a like mock laugh from.

the back of the room like haha you would. hear Comics say that and then leave the. room oh just let if I'm having a bad set. man I'm I know like I'm I'm aware bro. there was so there were so many haters I. remember there was dudes who were. sitting in the back of the open mic. night heckling open micers because they. wanted them to leave so they can get up. earlier. yeah like get this [ __ ] show over. next like what this person just started.

what are you doing I might [ __ ] kill. you I would be so upset I would be. that's crazy to do to somebody there's. also like certain dudes like say if you. are um right now you're like a traveling. middle act and there's a kid who's an. open micer and you see him coming and he. starts building up momentum and then he. starts going on the road and then all of. a sudden this guy is headlining before. you are what the [ __ ] and that happens. and and he's selling out places [ __ ] him. you believe he's selling out theaters.

man who the [ __ ] you believe that guy's. selling out theaters and you're sitting. in the [ __ ] hallway of The Comedy. Store you believe that guyy selling out. theaters man this is. [ __ ] in the hallway [ __ ] stupid. old dumb mentality that stupid old. famine mentality from mentally ill. people who are narcissists and they just. can't believe that other people are. having success. too it's not even it's not even that. they're not doing pretty good it's like. there no one's ever happy if someone's.

doing better God I my I thank God for my. best friends Brian Simpson every time he. he gets anything I mean anything in his. career and you know how big he is every. time first time he got on your first. time he got on Rogan first time he got. the Netflix thing he looks right at me. every time and goes you're next yeah. Dereck you're next he doesn't that's the. no matter what he gets he goes Dereck. you're next and it's just to hear that. every time from a guy that you are like. man I want to be like this guy this. guy's the best comic I know like yeah. yeah super means everything it means. everything and that's the that's the.

when you have that kind of uh. environment it feels good for everybody. this is what it's important the selfish. feeling that you want no you want no one. to do better than you and you want to be. like number one and then if you see. people doing better than you you get. angry that selfish feeling is it ruins. you because it ruins your relationship. with those people you could have the. exact same circumstances happen and be. super happy for everybody for you and. for there's no there's no need to it. there's no need for it and if someone.

makes you feel bad like if you watch. someone like they're so good they make. you feel bad go to work go to work. that's a good feeling that's a good. that's good when the was in town I would. watching the be like I want to go home. and write I want to go home and write. like this this [ __ ] guy is like he's. like a zen master up there he's like. effortlessly killing yes in a way that's. like so and so ridiculous and so unique. I was like God this is so good but if. you're a hater that's poison you're. watching you're getting the EXA opposite. feeling from the same exact scene the.

same scene you're there's guys that will. I've seen guys sitting in the back room. they were watching Chris Rock and. they're watching Chris Rock with their. arms crossed like this like wanting him. to suck wanting him to suck not wanting. him to do well not not just enjoying it. enjoy him this is why you comedy aren't. you aren't you a fan of this well it. only has to be you you're the only one. that could be funny that's crazy that's. crazy you can't have a a good time so. you're missing out on having a good time.

just so you could be. selfish there's a zero upside and it. ruins your life like now you're at home. M like it just ruins your day your whole. life like everything's ruined and if. someone does fail that you wanted to. fail and you feel good you should be. embarrassed you should be embarrassed by. that feeling you should be what a weak. [ __ ] I am you hit him with a Sebastian. you should be EMB you should be. embarrassed. really should you should 100% but I. think this is all like uh people need to.

learn this you need to learn this and. learn it in a way where it doesn't feel. bad if you take it on you don't feel. like a fool cuz we've all been fools. I've been a fool everyone's in this room. everyone listening has been a fool yeah. we've all been in [ __ ] [ __ ] that's. how you learn and grow in life but if. you stick to the old ways you'll just be. unhappy and mentally ill yeah yeah your. is not going to save. you I mean Joe I learned you might even.

remember this I learned a young a lesson. of young that in comedy being young and. just talking too much and just being. kind of angry and wanting more as a door. and you talked to me I don't know if you. remember that you got on me one time hey. Derek you got to shut up man I don't. remember you telling me to do this when. was this was at the store this was at. the store what were you complaining. about I was just running my mouth. complaining about I want more I just. wanted more I just wanted more and I was. talking too much at the end of the day. you know I want to get all the spe if I. was talking too much and you did that. and it was a that was good I needed that.

yeah sometimes hear we get wrapped up in. our own [ __ ] like the the process is. long like if I was trying to tell. someone right now to be a comic and they. were like 26 years old be. like okay you ain't going to be famous. until you're. 40 if you make it if you if if you make. it you know you got to be willing to. throw it all away and you got to be. willing to go through this weird path. where you want things and they're not.

happening and you get angry and that's. where you were yes you were you wanted. things and I was like Derek you got to. be undeniable yes you got to be. undeniable when you're undeniable it's. all going to come your way but all this. talk is not good for anybody then it's. crazy you just don't but it's I'm glad I. went through that you know what I mean. I'm glad I that that happened to me. because it was at the time it felt like. you know you're like H but man I'm glad. I went through that CU now it's just so. much better to enjoy apprciate. appreciate it yeah and it's almost like. you have to go through I had those.

feelings I remember being in an open mic. night and I wasn't on the list I. couldn't get on the list I was angry. like why can't I go up this is [ __ ]. yeah I'm funnier than this person you. start saying things like that and it's. like what stupid it's just like you just. have to deal with the grind it's like. the part it's part of the thing part of. the thing it's like what makes you. better it's like those uncomfortable. things they build inside of you those. uncomfortable moments and feelings they. add inspiration they add determination. they add discipline they make you focus. more they make you listen to tapes they.

make you go over your go go through your. notebook you know man I I really. appreciate those comedy store times I. think everyone should be not a DK guy. but man it just it's good I think it's. just good for you to just sit and learn. you have no choice you're there what was. dope about The Comedy Store too was the. fact that uh there was a real attitude. that everyone was a comic including the. door people yes the door people to me. were me when I was 23 I was like what's. up what's going on man everything cool. met you big hug first thing he said yo.

what's up new. guy man I remember I remember like it. was yesterday dude all you guys oh man. yeah the coolest thing one of the. coolest things about stand up that I. learned from you Joe it was so when I. got there you were finishing triggered. like you were you were that was about to. come out so you were doing the on the. stool B the Caitlyn J I mean it was so. tight you were going standing o every. time you did it it was nuts then the. special came out and then you start. gearing up for strange times and the. only person I've ever heard they say. would do this was Richard Pryor where he. would come in after you dropped a.

special and he would bang out material. and you'd see it for the first time. you're like okay I kind of see the. skeleton I saw the skeleton of strange. times like all right I guess and then. the next day you'd see the little bit of. muscle on it and the next you didn't you. never abandon it even though it wasn't. hitting like how the other stuff was. hitting or some nights it wasn't going. as well as maybe you wanted it to you. never abandoned it you never were like. I'm going to do crowd work I'm G say an. old bit and get out of this no and then. every and then I saw strange times. become strange times and that was. amazing to CJ it takes a long time to.

get a bit going and if you bail on it. when you f every one of my bits except. for a few sucked in the beginning. there's just they're clunky yes you. don't know how to do it right you can. see you were trying to find it you know. oh it's a terrible process it's terrible. it's terrible process it really is it's. a terrible process Brian Simpson did it. smartest way what Brian did was he had. his whole hour laid out and then before. he filmed his hour he created a new hour. so he started adding material to the set.

over the course of a year till he had. another hour and so then he films the. special and he's got an extra. hour that's Brian Simpson that's Brian. Simpson Brian Simpson plans for the. future he has his socks laid out by his. bed you know what I'm saying sock laid. out play he's playing for the future. Brian gave me a book on what to do if. the world collapses he gave us all that. book yeah the like the the book of. yeah whatever it is the book it's called. I think it's called the book it's how to.

rebuild Society I was like what the [ __ ]. are you planning. Bri Brian's got books planned on how to. save Society yeah he's he's one of one. man yeah we're real lucky we're real. lucky and he's another guy that came out. here really early yeah so when everybody. was out here early you know I I had gone. through this thing where I had the first. club and the the the deal fell AP the. cult house the cold house yeah God damnn. I'm glad we didn't get that one that.

would have ruined everything yeah that. would not have been as no cuz the. placement of this one it's perfect the. fact that it's on that Maniac Street. yeah yeah that Street's alive dude that. Street's alive right I like that cuz as. an audience member when you get there. you're like you're now awake you don't. get to wander in like it's not in a mall. or some [ __ ] it's like no you're awake. now well when the deal fell through with. the cult place and then we walked into. that movie theater when it was a movie. theater still I remember walking in. going oh [ __ ] like okay this is it it.

was so clear it was like you hear a. sound in the distance of the direction. you're supposed to go to you. B okay here we go that's how it felt it. really felt like that felt like God damn. man this place is alive this place has. like got memories baked into it Stevie. rayon what Steve Ron was on that stage. Willie Nelson was on that stage Willie. Nelson was on that stage yeah man all. those dudes in the green room all those. posters are in The Green Room those are. all real shows from the rits yeah I did.

not know that yeah man a lot a lot of. bands played there a lot of bands yeah. so you could feel it in the wall there's. a lot of things happen in that place it. used to be a pool hall it used to be a. nudie movie theater at one point in time. in there bro buckets jizz there's um it. was a movie theater for the longest time. where it was Alo Draft House that was. like more than 10 years it was a it was. a lot of things you know it was a punk. rock bar at one point in time you know.

it was a that place has got history it's. from. 1827 Ian or 19 1927 right is that right. yeah 1927 yeah 1927 1927 it's 100 years. old essentially or close to it I mean. it's very Comedy Store Vibes and that. because The Comedy Store used to be. seros and it was like where the mafew. would be and like all these cool weird. stories and you feel the building you. can feel it and that you know this does. have that mits feels you can feel it in. mits late night it's F like energy in.

that is awesome well it's also the. energy has been baked in just in the. year that we've been open yeah bro that. year flew by that year flew by flew by. flew by it makes me think I'm going to. be dead real soon you not have much time. how much time do you have if I go. through 50 more of those it would be a. miracle so it's not that's not going to. happen I know go through 50 of them. it's not possible wow and did you think. that when you set it up like I'm setting.

this up for when I'm gone this baby this. like The Comedy Store it'll just run. well well I want I didn't think that no. I just thought set up the best thing you. can set up that's all I thought I. thought like I have this crazy unique. moment where not only did the world shut. down and Texas didn't but also all these. comedians came out here to do shows and. I have this Spotify deal and I'm like. okay I'm supposed to do this like if. anybody's supposed to do this like if. you were a kid and they said to you if.

you got all this money what would you do. you know what I do I'd make the ultimate. amusement. park just to me my friends but nobody. ever does that you know like people get. [ __ ] you money and they never say [ __ ]. you and I don't get that like if you. have [ __ ] you money and you don't say. [ __ ] you you what you're doing is it's a. crime against Fortune you have the the. incredible Fortune to have [ __ ] you. money the incredible luck the incredible.

Fortune to be in this weird position. where all these comedians decided to. come to this place because you and your. friends were there I mean we like Ron. White's the he's the [ __ ] leader of. the pack P Piper he's the pi Piper CU. Ron was out here before covid Ron was. out here in like 2017 I think or 18 was. he retired yet already or no well he. wasn't retired but he was he was like I. fly out of Austin it's much easier. you're in the middle you can fly [ __ ]. 2 and 1 half hours to New York 2 and a.

half hours to La [ __ ] people are nice. food's amazing I was like damn maybe I. could cuz I had always entertained. leaving La but the store just always. kept me there the store and my friends. yeah. jiujitsu I mean I tried for a while. tried moving to Colorado for a little. bit but the store always pulled me back. it's like that there's you can't. replicate that it's just you did yeah. that's why I felt like there's no other. way it could have have ever happened it. had all those things had to happen in. place where the commed store had to get.

shut down so we can get all the people. that worked at the Comm store to come. over and start the mothership people. that like Eric and Curtis and Adam yeah. Jodie and um and and Carrie Carrie. Carrie's the [ __ ] like it wasn't for. Carrie mom she's the best but she was. always the best at the store so when. she's over there it's like oh this is. wonderful you know and then she knew all. the right servers and then you know we. get this Vibe going and then the whole. idea and Adam's it was Adam's idea to do. it the same way the store was I was a.

little apprehensive like man comics. cause problems when they're employees. like a lot of us are dirt bags a lot of. us are crazy Joe I Rob The Comedy. Store I Rob that. [ __ ] back in headline I'll make it up. I promise I'll make it up it wasn't just. me baby ass Bri we all owe you money oh. yeah we but I'm sure you were just hust. I mean I mean we're hustling cuz well. I'm only making a couple bucks I didn't. get up I'm going to [ __ ] hustle this. door trying to stay alive trying to stay.

alive yeah I mean but that there was. that problem that was like but Adam was. like yeah but you know what there's. something really cool about people like. auditioning and because now Adam is. running it so we didn't have to have. this like we this is one of the things. that I told him because there's a. pressure that he had an LA to to have. like x amount of women and x amount of. gay people like people people talked. about it and they would email him they'd. complain to him people would confront.

him you know how come you don't have. more women on your lineup girls Girl. Comics would say I said listen man this. is 100% meritocracy I know you're not. sexist I know you're not racist I know. you're not a homophobic you don't care. all you care about you speak the. language of funny this is will be a pure. meritocracy and if you're really good. you're going to get through and if. you're bullshitting and just using. whatever the [ __ ] group you're a part of. as like a Willy Wonka golden ticket.

thinking it's gonna get you a career. [ __ ] you okay that [ __ ] doesn't work. here yep you know I love that and with. that there is a the best way to make a. diverse show is just like you said put. the funniest people up the show will. naturally it will naturally diversify. itself baby we have so many different. people working there everybody's. different and different in all kinds of. ways there's gay and straight and. there's black and white and anient no. one [ __ ] cares yep I don't even. notice it cuz all we think of is funny. no one cares no one cares all they care.

is are you funny yep can you go up there. and do the damn thing Assan did 911 no. one gives a [ __ ] he's just a funny dude. we all just forgive him that's how funny. that piece of [ __ ]. is ah boy he's come a long way man Joey. Diaz was just telling me on the phone. yesterday I was on the phone with Joey. yesterday he's like Assan blew my mind. he goes he blew my mind I remember that. kid when he was just starting out he's. out there these [ __ ] Joey's coming. he's coming Joy's moving he's coming.

again in a in a couple weeks he's going. to be back he's going to be back for. quite a while and then uh we're going to. get him a place he's going to get a. place on just in the neighborhood he's. moving Joe he's got to move here he. can't stay in New Jersey no I'll due. respect to New Jersey but I'll doe. respect he needs to be around his peers. you saw it when he was here you feel it. on him man and as the days went how much. more comfortable like he oh he started. moving like Joey de when Joey would be. in the in the main room and it was like. when he left fat man was like oh he he's. he's in he's back oh [ __ ] his wife's.

down too she gets it she's the best. she's the best so it's perfect so when. Joey gets here that'll change everything. God damn that's gonna change. everything Jo I've been working on Theo. Theo's coming soon he's gonna be here. what today he's going to be here in 10. days yeah so we'll have Theo here for a. couple weeks and then Theo said he might. come down for the whole month of July. you're [ __ ] s Jackson with the. Avengers baby you're just Nick you're. just getting them all rounding I'm.

recruiting man I'm recruiting but I only. want people that want to be here like if. you don't want to be here it's like I. get it I get it I get it there's no. pressure you don't have to come here but. it would be nice it's fun Joe de R Roa. got a place here Joe Roa let's go D Rosa. is the man everyone you're saying but. everyone you're saying also great. phenomenal Beast of a comic yeah and. nice people that's that's the big thing. the big thing is all real friendly real. nice people and the more more of that. the better and there's plenty of spots. there's so many clubs and red band's.

clubs killing it that's you get how was. it 13sec walk from my club to Red band's. Club you can get up yeahp right right. Next Door Creek in the cave always a. great room right right down the street. this little place black rabbit which I I. love right there you can go get up I. mean they're all within a block black. rabbit's doing stand up now how long. have they been doing stand up I don't. know how long they've been open but uh. that's how me and I mean it's just such. a little 50 seat box me just love that. little and bro the Vulcan is still a. banger of a club shout out to the Vulcan.

if you can get up there that's a great. [ __ ] show wow the Vulcan is a great. room and then you can drive over to Cap. City I mean that place kept us. alive right it kept blood in US bro that. place was like a mask that we were all. sharing like scuba. [Laughter]. diving just we give it to each other. yeah we were staying alive you know us. alive those Tuesday Wednesday Thursdays. just oh it was just getting through. getting through yeah that that place. kept us alive and then of course killed.

Tony having killed Tony in a town. changes the town because now all that. there's all these Temptations to go down. the road of [ __ ] when you're first on. stage you want to try to like make. yourself out to be something you wish. you were you want people to think you're. smart you want people to think you're. cool and if you have five minutes. sometimes 5 minutes is too much in the. beginning you really don't deserve five. minutes you deserve a minute you deserve. one minute there should be a bunch of. people doing one minute and there should. be like belts like you're a white belt.

you just started out okay you've been. doing comedy six months eight months. maybe you're ready for your blue belt. depends on how much you getting on stage. and then a couple years after that now. you're a purple belt now you're opening. up for really good comics when they're. on the road you know this guy's in town. you're going to open for him Colin Quinn. wants you to open for him oh [ __ ] now. your purple belt now you start going on. the road as a middle act now you're a. brown belt you know now you might have. 20 murderous minutes you know you might. be doing stand up six seven years you're. a brown belt now and then eventually you.

move into headlining and then you get. your black belt and then you realize. like oh people are coming to see me okay. I got to go to work you know they're. coming to see me thing sit down you know. like it has to take PR like I will run. away from a conversation if I get an. idea because I know they're slippery. they're slippery they slip through your. fingers sometimes sometimes you just. have a great idea you're like like my. gets it my wife gets it I go hang on I. got an idea I have an idea I just have. to say I have an idea and everybody.

leaves me own and I just run away I run. away so no one could talk to me and then. I grab my phone and I just start either. talking into it which is the best. because then I can keep it quicker or I. start writing it that's beautiful bro. I've seen you do that where you just. completely you know what Neil Brennan. said to me once he said I think of uh my. notebook as like a net that I catch my. ideas in I was like. ooow oh Neil Bron's a smart [ __ ]. that's a great that's a great quote that. is is exactly what it is it's net the.

moment you do the thing where you're. like oh you think of something I'm gonna. write it down later yeah it's gone bro. you know why I've been thinking about. going to Android cuz Samsung phones when. you um if you record your sets it. transcribes them really yeah with AI and. it'll summarize it for. you crazy that's [ __ ] yeah Brian. Simpson's right about that too he's got. that [ __ ] Galaxy phone Tony's always. making fun of him and I'm like Tony do. you understand what that phone can do. that phone can translate like built into. the phone can translate you talking to a.

ton of different languages like. instantaneously translate why are we. still on iPhones because we're. trapped also it's a safer operating. system that's the thing that I've been. really getting into I've been really. like researching like exploits and um I. watched uh I've watched quite a few. videos but I also uh read a story where. they were talking about when they were. trying to see had an iPhone and an. Android phone and they checked to see.

which one was contacting foreign servers. based on the apps and it was like way. more the Android the Android was. contacting foreign servers way more. contacting China and Russia and the. iPhone one was like one or two a day and. it's based on there's a lot of [ __ ]. going on that we're not thinking about. right what you're what you're interested. in is valuable so if you're scrolling. through Google and you're looking at a. bunch of different products you're. looking at a bunch of different things.

Google gets that information then. inserts Those ads into your browser so. that when you go to a website and you. say like oh I was looking at those shoes. how are those shoes for sale right here. just click here you know it tells you. the price oh what a bargain and you're. thinking about it that's valuable right. and so that's what they're constantly. trying to scoop up they're trying to. scoop up your data they want to know. what you're doing what you're listening. to what you're watching what do you what. do you want you got Netflix what you got. this you got that you got YouTube. premium what do you got do you got money. are you broke you got a Tesla oo he's.

got a Tesla you got a Tesla app there so. there's all this data that your phone. carries and iPhone is pretty good at. keeping that data they're like a closed. system right in that what they call them. themselves yeah wall Garden yeah. Android's not so good at that Android is. the opposite it seems like it's it's got. open source which is really good so a. bunch of different people can make apps. but the problem with that is you could. get apps that are malware you can get. apps that will get that will infect.

you're a wild [ __ ] just. downloading every app that's on the Play. Store I don't think they do as good a. job and I think you can can't you side. load on Androids as. well. probably so there's pros and cons man. there's pros to like if you make an. Android app like you could just say you. know why isn't there a [ __ ] app for. this and you could design an app that. does it and then just throw it up on the. Play Store and people could just. download it and put it but you could be. a criminal and you could put some [ __ ]. on on you know either side loading or.

put some [ __ ] on you know one of these. places where you can download apps and. inside that is someone could just steal. all your credit card information on your. phone if you're using like you know. Google pay or random Google PayPal or. some [ __ ] just there's apps that can. they can when you sign up for Tik Tok. they can they know your keystrokes they. know all your keystrokes so everything. you type it. knows not only that it has access to. computers that don't have Tik Tok on.

them that are on the network so if you. you have a computer but your computer. doesn't have Tik Tok but you have Tik. Tok on your phone they have access to. your computer I know that sounds crazy. that sounds like that couldn't be real. that Joe why would they do that I think. it's more than them and this is what. Adam Curry said like Adam Curry saying. like this this Tik Tok band he goes. believe me he goes the real problem with. Tik Tok is that they're doing a better. job of keeping people addicted and that. they don't like the idea that China is.

dominating this social media game yeah. Tik tok's good it's good it they figured. out a way to make it very very very. addictive but they're getting data. constant data of what you like what. you're interested in what you get mad. about what you comment on how you. comment what you like with hearts you. know what you yeah what you keep going. back to and don't tell anybody about. yeah. if you look in your [ __ ] if you look. in your your your.

search and it's all butts it's all fat. butts all fat butts that's cuz you like. fat butts and they know you like fat. butts you know yeah I look at other. people's feeds they're very very. different than mine if you look in that. like search oh yeah area on Instagram. like it's basic they know me they know. what I like yep animal attacks fast. cars kicked in the face nice butts yeah. it's like um but that data is super.

super super valuable and it's all in. like how does one get access to that. data you know do you get to access. through some sneaky back door [ __ ] or do. you get access the normal way and but. Apple does a better job of protecting. your information I think yeah and you. know what I think to Joe why we don't. want to change it's something about the. blue mhm I don't know what got us it's. something about I send blue to you and I. get a blue back I like that yeah we're. on the same team we're on the same.

[ __ ] what the [ __ ] is wrong with us. Joe we those group workout texts and we. send them we have they have to go green. because of [ __ ] Brian Brian Simpson. we have to have multiple chats even. though apple is adopting this RCS. platform so RCS uh it's not platform. what would you call. it protocol protocol thank you um RCS is. uh what is it called Rich something. I forget what it stands for but what it. basically is is like most of the way to.

an iMessage but through text message. because right now in text messaging Rich. communication services so that's the. standard that everybody else is. operating on that Google's operating on. so if if uh I have a Google phone and I. text you to a Samsung phone it will be. like that RCS it's uh encrypted green. bubbles may not be going anywhere but. there's still hope for Less archaic. messaging experience so RCS is now going. to be on iPhones with uh I think iOS 18.

is that what it is I think it comes out. by the end of the year so by the end of. the year like right now if if Brian. sends me a text message and there's a. picture in it that picture's going to. look like dog [ __ ] yes it's going to be. compressed if he sends me a video it's. nonsense I can't barely see it it's like. a little tiny Square what the [ __ ] are. you sending me bro so we have to go on. WhatsApp or signal and on Signal he can. send me the whole video and I go okay I. got the video now but there's so many. things you can't do the the big one is.

FaceTime FaceTime is big I love I get. random facetimes from friends sometimes. and I love it yeah I love it Bert will. send me a random one I was uh we were um. I was hanging with Brian this is a big. moment too it's a cool moment I was. hanging with Brian uh at The Black Keys. we went to see black keys at stubs and. we're chilling backstage in that outside. area you know that outside that cool. area and we're hanging out with the. Black Keys and Dave Chappelle facetimes.

me so uh so I'm I'm hanging out with. Dave and Dave sees Brian he goes oh. what's up dog and they start talking he. goes hey I love you man I think you're. really funny so they're like going back. and for I'm like this is amazing like. Brian is getting recognized by Dave. that's and he was like he was beaming. afterwards so you see Brian was like you. know I can't imagine great I love those. [ __ ] random FaceTime calls I love. those Bert sends me them all the time I. love a random FaceTime call from a.

friend it's beautiful cuz I like calls. from people random calls from people. annoy me like why you call me bro yeah. what do you want a FaceTime it's usually. just something funny it's usually. something funny someone cool cool people. like when cool people send you a. FaceTime it's like wow that's pretty. badass that's Prett badass kind of D of. hell yeah God he introduced me to you my. introduction to Joe Rogan was Joe Rogan. we're going to look for a pair of New. York. I never heard of you before dog and then. that was I was like who the [ __ ] is Jo.

Rogan you know that was an accident what. I wasn't supposed to be on that yeah I. was walking down the street and I saw. Dave with a fake mustache on I'm like. what are you doing man I was in New York. doing standup so I was doing a club and. uh I was walking down the street and I. ran into Bobcat gold weight you know. Bobcat's the best and Bobcat was. directing Dave on his first episode and. so uh bobcad was there I go what are you. guys doing I go why da have a [ __ ]. mustache he's go Hey Joe you want to be.

on my show I go what do I have to do. he's like we're going to hand out uh. ribbons for the best New York Boobs I go. all yeah I go I got like an hour uh then. I have to meet some people for dinner. and then we're going to go do my show. yeah you know so let's uh yeah let's do. it so for one hour like walked around. with Dave where I carried around a bunch. of buttons I think or R you carrying rib. you just handing them out some big F and. you're just smiling you're just Dave has. this crazy fake mustache on so this this. is awesome looking for great New York.

Boobs now I want you to think of this. this is 2002 I guess yeah has to be 2002. or 2003 whatever I guess two imagine how. crazy different New York is wow in just. 22 years I was there the other day don't. this yeah this crazy is dangerous now. and this same a look at me with a full. head. Arrow crazy oh they blurred someone out. cuz signed the release see that one. person that their face blurred out see. that no release yeah they blurred that.

lady out she interesting they blur. people I saw his face I know that. guy he's like they should who they did a. shitty job oh that's look at he's got. his arm on his CH Jes ille that's. illegal now oh they would be so mad at. oh my God are you kidding me that'd be. assault yeah that would be slavery that. would be everything it' be everything. you're going to jail I got one. interaction with d. I hold on to this forever this is why. being a door guy is the best yo I'm. parking cars one night all right and.

it's my turn I'm waiting to go up in the. belly room it's two people in that. [ __ ] Joe too but I'm you know. I'm waiting it's finally my turn one of. my other door goty friend shout out Matt. Lockwood he's bringing me on stage he. does it's only two people in the room. he's [ __ ] around this next comic used. to sleep on my couch he's a piece of. [ __ ] I did he smoked all my weed you. know you know Dave walks in during the. during the and it's going and going as. he's still bringing me up and then Dave. and I'm like looking out like bring me. up bring me up come on like like Dave's. in the room bring me up right and keeps. going and then Dave goes all right I'm. going up and I'm like God damn it Dave.

walks up he's like my friend's like oh. [ __ ] guys Dave Chappelle the two people. are like what the [ __ ] he grabs the mic. and he goes I don't know who Derek. Poston was but that nigga's credits were. [Laughter]. terrible and I'm just like what the [ __ ]. and then and then I go down cuz now we. watching them and then of course the. room filled up as the night went on it's. Dave and he's there for a couple hours. and then I'm downstairs parking cars. again and somebody's said Dave's looking. for you I run back up and he Dave's.

going uh you know Yad Yad you know Derek. I'm I'm going to bring you up you know. you deserve a shot you deserve a chance. and all this stuff and I'm like yo dog. thank you man he goes oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you. black I wouldn't about. [Laughter]. you I would have you one of and of two. people that's hilarious by the end. though it was sold out and it was crazy. I've seen people come in the room and it. just that was a just such a like man I'm. so glad that happened crazy memory Dave.

is a real artist in that like he. Embraces this process of just exploring. things on stage and it's how he writes. so he'll like people will complain about. it they'll complain that he goes for so. long like you don't understand you're. you're watching like you're watching. George St Pierre lift weights okay. that's what you're watching like you. you're going to see the fight eventually. but right now you're watching George do. squats you're watching yeah but you're.

getting a rare opportunity and it's not. it's not the same experience right like. if you see Dave with a tight set he's. filming a Netflix special he's goingon. to murder he's going to murder son. murder murder murder murder death kill. right but the process of creating that. murder death kill is like a boiling down. process you start off with an idea and. Dave will just run that idea raw yeah. you know someone film. and then he goes over it he pieces it. apart and tries to figure out what was. good and what was bad and why it worked.

why it didn't work yeah and to operate. on that level of doing it for 4 hours. and doing it at 3: in the morning where. it's like no they're tired they're done. they're beyond tired they've been deep. to [ __ ] it's 2 a.m. but if he can get 10. minutes out of that or five minutes or. one minute it's worth it because you do. 50 of those shows you got a new. hour yeah that's the thing I mean nobody. wants a bomb like Chris Rock do it all. the time he used to tell people like. someone would kill at the store and. Chris would show up and he would like.

purposely bring the audience down he. goes relax this ain't going to be very. good he would tell him wow I've seen him. once do that where he straight up off. the notepad and he was like what you. he's I'm going over the skeleton of it. right now guys like he was pretty much. like this is the you're getting the Bare. Bones mhm and he was like whoa yeah and. that that's the way to do it Damon Wayne. just do that too Damon was great at that. man Damon is the most unsung of the. greats yeah yeah in my opinion I. remember um Damon's uh HBO special La.

The Last Stand was [ __ ] excellent. excellent dude and he was one of the. first dudes that I saw on stage when I. came to La that was like a famous guy. that stopped by I was like oh [ __ ] Damon. way is here dude he was excellent. excellent and he would do that too he. would explore ideas he would just go up. there and just [ __ ] around for a long. ass time wow yeah and you know back then. like Damon doesn't get the respect that. he deserves he doesn't get the the love. anymore like people don't cuz he did. sitcoms and [ __ ] he kind of got out of.

the comedy Loop did movies people forgot. but dude I am telling you man when he. was on he was a he was a master very. like Chappelle very very much that level. masterful is this during his like In. Living Color time too wow bro Damon way. he's one of the all-time greats he just. doesn't get appreciated the way he. should wow my opinion I I mean I've seen. these guys live like when they were in. their Prime and Damon was he was just so.

clever and so silly and he would be. laughing it was genuine laughter and he. was having a good ass time on stage and. talking about ridiculous [ __ ] he was. great man he was great and he was. another one of those guys that would. just take his time he would just go up. there with some be he would show up on. [ __ ] Wednesday night 11:00 oh Damon's. here Damon's going to go up and they'd. let him up 15 [ __ ] people in the. crowd and he'll be on stage for an hour. for an hour just [ __ ] around and just.

trying to come up with bits trying to. find out if there's something there and. put dig in a little hole so he has to. dig himself out yeah you know trying to. laugh at stuff God you you have. interesting process because you do that. to yourself you'll be like all right. who's the most famous who the best. comics in the world let me do an hour. and a half of that and then I'll go up. it's like they've been beat this [ __ ] by. Shane Gillis and Ron White and Tony HFF. Brian Simpson Assad yeah and then you go. up and it's like what the [ __ ] it's. running with weights on that's what it. is yeah you run with weights on you got.

to hit that stage running you know I. learned that going on after Joey because. Joey Joe at for 15 minutes Joey Diaz. will punch a hole in the. SpaceTime Joey di is getting punch a. [ __ ] hole in reality and 15 20. minutes of Joey Diaz is just like. following that is you got to come on. stage like fully engaged yeah and one of. the things you see from guys that tour.

with soft ax they tour with like weak. opening acts and that's all the the. comedy they do they they get soft you. get soft in like your appreciation for. the audience's attention span or soft. for have you made that bit the best that. it could be or is it just adquate is it. working but or is it like optimized like. where is it at is it where you're happy. with it or have you just kind of. accepted that that's the form it's in. because you do it that way every night. you know and when you go on after.

murderers there's no room for anything. but tight yeah everything has to be. tight and you have to be really there. and engaged these people have seen an. hour and a half of Comedy before you. even go on stage yeah hour and a half of. murderers murderers murderers I get so. jealous too I'm sitting in the back like. God damn why can't I go on. now half an hour in the show it's hot. and it's your show too you're doing it. to yourself that's amazing but that I. think that's the best way to do it it's. the best way for me I don't think I've. ever been sharper like right now it's.

sharp yeah if then that's what it is I. think it's just concentrating it's like. everything else man it's like how much. do you think about it you know I always. say that like doing standup is like. let's say if you have uh what is a value. let's give a value of doing standup you. give it a value of 100 okay okay if you. watch yourself do standup that's like 50. or 60 so it's like an extra set almost. if you do two watches and one.

performance it's like you did two sets. that's what I think listening to it. listening to it is like 40 or 50 but. it's better than zero it's definitely. better than zero so if you could force. yourself to listen and you force. yourself to watch th those add up like. in terms of the overall amount of effort. you've put into what you're doing right. so it's not just the time you're on. stage but it's also how much do you. think about it afterwards cuz if you. could just grab it after when it's I.

don't want to do it when I get home when. I get home I want to like watch YouTube. videos on ancient civilizations [ __ ] you. know I don't want to write but if I. force myself then I get fired up and. then I and then once I'm in it now I get. it now I feel it and if I could force. myself to listen to recordings or watch. a recording after I do it I'm so much. more engaged the next time I do it it. like everything everything like moves up. a notch so instead of it being a value. of 100 because I just did a show I did.

the show and then I listened to it and. then I wrote more so now now it's almost. like I did two shows yeah where you. watching yourself you're right cuz it. makes you completely live the set over. again you're doing it again now and. seeing all the holes seeing the yeah and. you don't have to carry the psychic. weight of keeping the set going right so. you have no anticipation you know it. already went well I already saw it I was. there so let me watch it like like just. chill and just watch and go why am I. saying it like that that's too long like. I could cut that out like everybody.

knows what I'm saying like why don't I. cut it out get to it quicker you know. yeah like figure out this that like you. learn how to get to things quicker when. you work with Killers too you learn the. right like one of the things I love. about Joey is he sneaks he sneaks up on. you like his his punch lines sneak up on. you yeah like you don't know where. they're coming and then they they nail. you and he's moving fast he's moving. fast so you're not going to you're not. going to keep up with him already and. then on top of that he's sneaky with how. he he works in the punch lines it's a. great way to describe him yeah it's like.

a economy of words economy of words Joey. Diaz is the very best at it I always. tell this one joke his my favorite Joey. Diaz joke goes I like transvestites they. cook they clean you can beat them every. once in a while the cops come who's. going to believe me or some dude with a. wig and a black eye yeah that's that's a. DS you're like what there a great point. cuz it's like it keeps going but it's. also it's like it's absurd you know he's. not really beating up transvestites you. know it's like it's not real like when.

he talks about he'll say the most. ridiculous [ __ ] and it's outrageous and. it's exaggerating but it's part of the. fun of the Joey Diaz show you don't. think he's really out there beating up. transvestites like that's it's like. their whole thing it's like he's a. cartoon he's a cartoon character it's. amazing he's so fun man he's my favorite. person to watch Ever yeah oh my God I. think out I mean there's great comedians. yeah yeah yeah I don't want to say like. who's the goat cuz I don't like it I. don't like the talk I think we're very.

fortunate today that we have guys like. Chappelle and atel and Shane and you and. everybody and Tony SCH Schultz Schultz's. killing it right now murdered on that. roast that guy oh my God that dude oh my. God he's so likable too even when he was. [ __ ] all over Dana White he's got a. big smile on his face he's laughing oh. my God he's funny and he's a great. person too man he's a great person like. a great human being yeah I look at him. like an actual big brother man that. beautiful person I love him to death but.

it's like we're real fortunate that we. have all these people together we're. real fortunate but for me like how where. I've laughed where I can't stay in my. seat and I'm on the ground or I'm. slapping tables or we're hugging each. other it's Joey yeah it's Joey Joey hits. he hits an RPM that I don't think. anybody else hits it's a it's a because. of who he is his background the chaos of. his life this Phoenix emerging From the. Ashes of coke addiction and all that.

like he's just got a wildness and a and. a love about him too that's a the other. thing he's a loving beautiful person. like he hugs everybody he's he's a. beautiful person and when he gets Wild. on stage man there's nothing like it man. it's like a family reunion laugh it's. like it's something from your spirit. when he gets you laughing yeah yeah you. love him you want to hug him when you're. laughing with them yeah yeah and that so. he was like the best guy to take on the. road too because it was like the party. was with us everywhere you know it was a.

party yeah we're going to nice. restaurants we're eating dinner Joey. Diaz is telling stories about robbing. people in five star restaurants tell. only dude can tell you a story about. kidnapping a drug dealer with a machine. gun and you're [ __ ] crying laughing. like oh my God you're not Disturbed like. why would you do that you did you plan. on shooting. him this none of that just fun yeah the. road is where you I truly think I'm the. most lucky dude in comedy right now ever.

I mean my weeks Joe I'm with Tuesday. Wednesday Thursday I'm with you Shane. Gillis Brian Simpson donon white Tony. hasli and my weekends I'm with Andrew. schz yeah and that's it I'm just I'm I'm. fullon in a master class 24/7 but you. you're lucky but you also did all the. work to get you to that place you did. all it's like you can't just be lucky. cuz you have to also. there's no shortcuts to creating bits. like this you have they they have to be. made you have to do them you have to.

perform you have to get you have you did. the work man if you weren't ready when. Tony recommended you to Andrew it. wouldn't have worked you had to have. done all that work have you half stepped. at any point in your career you took. time off decided to try a job for a. little bit you did this you did that you. got married you had kids you can't go on. the road now cuz now you have a mortgage. bro you went went down the path and you. could do anything now cuz now you're in. but the beginning is sketchy man you're.

just going like any is touching that's. why I saying if I had a it was a 26-. year-old today and they're like uh I'm. going to be go to open mic night so I'm. going to start standing up be like okay. all right I'll see you at Mile 100 let's. see at Mile 100 you say you're going to. run an Ultram Marathon you know how many. people finish those dude I know way. than finish standup careers way more way. way way way way more way more way way.

way way more people finish 100 mile. races that start them than have become a. comic that start doing standup and. finish it I'm realizing this as you're. saying it when you're doing the math in. your head of like yeah people do finish. those races yeah they finish my friend. Cam's run like a dozen of them at least. he's probably run 20 of them goggin he. ran I think goggin did something crazy. where he ran like 20 of them in a month. what what was his record he had some. crazy [ __ ] record I might be selling. it short in a he just he just sent me a.

text message yesterday about how he. climbed Mount Everest with his [ __ ]. Versa climber do you know what a versa. climber is no horrible we have one out. there we have in the in the gym it's an. amazing workout that thing this. [ __ ] climbed Mount Everest and. he sent me he sent me uh an image of it. hold on a second this how many that. would take him days. right I don't think so what no he's. he'll do it in one session he's out of.

his [ __ ] mind man he did eight 100. mile races in a row that's. insane that's insane and over how long. I'm trying to see but he did more than. that because over a year there was some. crazy number that he did in one year. there's another says in two uh this is. from Ultra Runner magazine 2005 he. decided take on the ultramarathon. challenge which involved running over. 3,100 miles across the United States. from San Francisco to New York without.

taking any days off Jesus [ __ ] no. one had ever achieved before did he do. it I'm trying to find that out cuz I was. trying to answer both questions at the. same time that seems like you died. before says despite despite have her. never running more than 13 miles prior. to this challenge she completed it in. just over 65. [Laughter]. days what the [ __ ] man 13 mil that's all. he ever done what the [ __ ] man he ran. across the whole country by the way he.

did it with destroyed. knees his knees are all [ __ ] up his. knees are like he's got no cartilage and. [ __ ] from being a seal from all sorts of. things but I think he was born with like. his one of his knees was kind of [ __ ]. up like malformed and then the years and. years and years of punishment yeah. injuries from being a seal from going. through buds just from the years of. training like his knees are destroyed. they're destroyed he's had crazy. operations on his. knees is that. him that was 100 m look how jacked he.

was damn son look at that [ __ ] build. shoulders. dude that's crazy littl to no food wow. he finished the race in 19 hours on. broken legs and in kidney failure. there's also that story where he was. doing one and he went off track and so. he got like off pace and then the next. day he woke up and did it again bro look. how jacked he was there k Am I Wrong. kidney failure can kill you right 100%. what the [ __ ] look how jacked he looks. Jesus Christ I'm.

jealous I want to be built like that. that's ridiculous he looks like [ __ ]. Yol Romero he looks incredible I'm. jealous I'm jealous I'm jealous of that. body I met do you know who's jacked who. I'm at 50 Cent this weekend Oh 50 Cent's. a big fell bro remember when he was. young when he was he would be on stage. shirtless shirtless shredded I mean yeah. I I was I was looking at him too like I. think he's I think 50 Cent is 50 and. he's [ __ ] shredded yeah he's a big.

fell boy this this whole rap world the. the rap beef I'm glad I'm I'm ignorant. to it I'm on the outside I'm on the. outside people keep bringing it up and. Tony keeps trying toen room no no no no. no you're not dragging me into this. nonsense no it's uh at this point it's. I've never seen a rap be like this this. is they're going the back and forth I. saw a great Drake release another one. yesterday because they've gone back and. forth now four times a piece so what. does someone have to tap out here is. this is this to the death I don't I I. saw a great comment say at this point. these [ __ ] are just doing an album.

together like after after eight songs. going back and forth that would be the. way to wrap it up that's what you do to. break bread hug it out go well you got. me with that one you got me with that. one's put it out an album I mean but. it's it I'm not gonna lie so I because I. love both these guys this this is my era. of rap so I love these guys man him. jcole Drake Kendrick but. Joe it is pointing out the so personal. the things they're saying cuz you know. he's calling him a pedophile in the song. literally Kendrick's calling Drake a. pedophile and all this stuff and you. have a illegitimate daughter Brian is.

such a good joke cuz he said you have an. illegitimate daughter you're a pedophile. you groom women and then Drake's. comeback was I don't have an 11-year-old. daughter and Brian said hey bro address. the other. [Laughter]. [ __ ] nobody gives a [ __ ] about the what. he called you a pedophile man yeah a dad. is not a bad thing to be buddy that's. okay say would you hear the rest of the. song I mean but it's to that point where. it's like okay what is this man this is. crazy this is crazy Tupac just did it. once hey man I [ __ ] your wife fat [ __ ].

all right that's it yeah that was it and. then it was Nas and Jay-Z The Ether yep. Jay-Z said his [ __ ] Nas ethered them. yeah Jay-Z said I'm I bow out I'm done. and made up they're friends now they're. friends now yeah so that can happen it. can happen but I've never seen nothing. like this the back and forth to this. extreme is like man it kind of sucks um. there was the early days of uh Ice Ice. Cube and Easy E that was great yeah that. was real beef that was probably first.

beef and then there was Tim Dog in NWA. [ __ ] Compton you don't know about [ __ ]. Compton this is before your time Tim Dog. was good man Tim Dog was a he was good. but Tim Dog was a guy who. unfortunately kind of his identity. became the man who went after NWA when. everyone was scared of NWA and everybody. was scared of Compton yeah he was a. crazy New York dude interesting you. never heard of Tim Dog I've never heard. of Tim dog show me some Tim Dog cuz I.

love [ __ ] I mean I love rap so much. and I love Tim Dog did the the scariest. thing he went on he went after NWA in. the prime of NWA days Oh yeah and when. everyone was scared of him it was just. all guns and ruthless record Raiders. hats yeah that's Tim Dog oh that's so. New York the [ __ ] change like that go. back to what was the name of the album. something on wax click on that that's. the album I just picked it because it. was a good picture of. him penicillin on wax that's the name of.

his uh CD it's good man it's good like. he was a really good rapper but the. thing was like that if that's how you. break out then your identity gets. connected to beefing with these very. famous yeah rappers where I think like. if he just went. like the cool G Rap way just did his own. [ __ ] just people would just love him for. his own [ __ ] but he went after.

NWA that's all you're known for you're. in trouble I mean Nas Ether Jay-Z we all. were there for that that happened and. Jay-Z is still Jay-Z bro yeah JayZ still. JayZ but Nas is [ __ ] man his lyrics. are I was listening to rewind the other. day while we were playing pool I was. like godamn that song is genius genius. Joe I literally I got to do the garden. with schy this past weekend and I I took. the subway to show cuz I wanted to feel. it I wanted to be in New York put on. Illmatic [ __ ] New York State of Mind. Joe I I was ready to go bro oh my God on.

the subway listen that that beat oh my. God and what year is that what year are. we talking about2 993 I could be wrong. 9293 damn he's the best Lyricist in my. opinion yes he's number one he's yeah. man Kendrick Lamar's is too but man Nas. is you got to argue n is right there for. me for my money like first of all I'm. old so I like that '90s. rap yeah but it's also like for me Nas.

was like one of the first guys that I. listened to him I was like. ooh o ugly face Jo o you know like ooh. these [ __ ] lyrics are so tight man I. love lyrics man I I love someone who. like really [ __ ] good at like piecing. together a story and that's why rewind. is so good not only is it a great story. he does it backwards it's crazy [ __ ]. crazy joke that is basically like. pulling out your 14-in dick and just. laying on the dinner table like what's.

up every other rapper everybody shut the. [ __ ] up that's made of song backwards. and it's a perfect story murderous yeah. and it makes sense it's it's genius and. and you makees you have you want to. listen to it again cuz you're like bro. and even his new [ __ ] he put out an. album like like two years ago it's. banging man it's banging oh my God just. old school '90s hip-hop still not lost. any of the pace you know no yeah he did. it with the one of the new best. producers oh my God I can't think of his. [ __ ] slipping my name but same guy he.

made the beat for like [ __ ] in Paris. and stuff but he's like I like that he's. still in the game yeah bro when you hear. Hip Hop is Dead if you're. anywhere oh. [ __ ] let's go let's go oh dude no Nas is. he's got some bangers over the years man. some real bangers man yeah now you you. do I do notice hanging out with you do. like lyrics You're a ly like whether it. be rap or anything like it's what the. person's kind of talking about usually.

to get you going I just love clever. lyrics like I love a clever joke you. know it's the same kind of [ __ ] like we. we always listen to uh cool G Rap and. Brand New Heavies that death threat song. that. that when that song starts popping like. oh let's go my favorite one you play. it's not even the rap but you got me in. the country but that people say I got a. drinking problem that [ __ ] that's a. great song uh one of my favorite Greener.

memories Jo you you had it playing and. Shane's got a blood light his hand he's. sitting there and he's like Joe this. song is making me sad I look over to you. and you're like people say you just kept. dancing and Shane's bro I I think about. that [ __ ] it just makes me laugh well. our Green Room playlist is so. interesting because there's so many. different kinds of music in it and it's. like it's all random so it's on. randomized so it'll just one Janice. Joplin out of nowhere you know you don't. even know you wanted to hear that but. you hear that beginning of take a little.

piece of my heart like oh [ __ ] baby sing. Oh that what that one that sing baby hot. white [ __ ] lady oh my God that's a crazy. song Fair yeah I love her yeah that song. hot white [ __ ] is. crazy that song is crazy because she was. a huge artist when she made that song. what of time was it so. nuts 2000ish. early. 2000s 200 yeah 2003 2003 yeah wow yeah I.

remember seeing hearing that song Like. Jesus keep that lady away from me she's. too wild that's a wild lady to be that. famous singing that song she's cool as. [ __ ] too I had her on the podcast really. cool as [ __ ] very cool we got high. together it was fun sing getting getting. high with lzir but she was just cool. just fun fun person fun person to talk. to you know know most artists like they. got something inside of them you know. there's something going on in there yeah.

you know and it's fun to hang with like. jelly roll he's fun to hang with fun. Gary Gary Clark yeah he's so fun with. he's so fun to hang with he's just the. coolest he's just a he's like he's a. real artist like Gary locks himself in. his studio for like 18 hours drives his. wife crazy drives everybody crazy he's. just sitting there smoking weed drinking. whiskey and just playing music Dam yeah. I mean he just he he he goes for it. sometimes I'll text him he's like I'm in. the middle of everything man I'm in the. middle of I like that though Lo in.

that's how I I like to do it like that. man just lock in completely completely. they do things so much different than us. cuz they can create in a vacuum you know. you can create a song in a vacuum you. could be by yourself and you create a. banger of a song we can't really do that. no we need it cuz in your head you can. hear the joke sometimes you're like I'm. pretty sure this will go but you're not. it's you need the audience you need to. know it's like you need a translator. like you need like you you kind of get. it but you need to like you need to like.

am I saying this right like you need to. like have someone translate the words to. the crowd that speaks a different. language yeah you got to like it's you. know with music I envy that that they. could practice on their own you know. they could just sit along but even then. I think like performing live is a. different animal yeah that like if you. read uh Malcolm gladwell's book the outl. you know I bought it I haven't read it. but I do have it it's good to read it's. good to listen to too I've listened to. the audio book the audio book is amazing.

because Malcolm reads it and he talks. about the Beatles when they were in. Germany so the Beatles went away they. left Liverpool they go to Germany and. Hamburg and they're doing shows like. every night every night they're doing. like six seven nights a week they're. doing shows like hours and hours and. hours they come back two years later and. everybody's like what the [ __ ] happened. like how are you guys so good like what. the [ __ ] happened happen is cuz these. guys were tight tight as a drum just. constantly constantly doing shows just.

constantly working on it damn I've heard. Kobe say that and one thing about how. like if if you work out every day at. like you know 9:00 a.m. and and then you. work out again at 4 p.m. that's you know. that's like a regular NBA player but. what I'm doing is I'm waking up at 3:00. a.m. and then I'm working out then and. then I'm going work out again at 6:00. a.m. and then I'm going work out again. at 9:00 a.m. so by the time you got your. first workout I got in three: and he. said and after I do that for years I'm. the best player in basketball yeah and. it's like and he was right he was right. it's it literally just work that's all.

it was he wasn't like oh no there's guys. who have better than me completely born. born better all that but I outwork them. wow I think that's the case with. everything I think that's the case with. music I think that's the case with. sports up until the point where you're. being detrimental to your body with. sports because I think you definitely. can overuse you could work out too hard. where the your body is just too broken. down and then you start getting injured. that's that's real possible because at a. certain point in time you're putting in.

too much work for your biology to heal. the sessions you know for fighting that. must be the hardest to judge that like. what's too much that's the toughest. thing in all of Athletics in my opinion. is like world championship fighting. because just getting to this just. getting into the Octagon without an. injury good luck everybody's hurt cuz. you fight you got to fight to get ready. the crazy part yeah you got to fight and. guys get staff infections tweaked knees. [ __ ] up backs and Rib injuries and and.

they fight with those things. yeah yeah they fight they fight all. [ __ ] up now you always hear that like. after a guy wins they'll be like and I. won with like prier I won with a broken. he had a broken toe yeah the [ __ ] the. [ __ ] got kicked in the nuts. exactly crazy crazy yeah those guys are. always hurt how about uh Ben Wason and. den he he had [ __ ] staff infection on. his head when he fought Dustin porier. and he couldn't he knew he had like one. good round in him so he just went after.

Dustin the first round tried to take him. out and then he got knocked out in the. second round damn and then afterwards. you're saying that like the the staff. infection just drained him there was. nothing left that's what happens dam is. that the one where Dustin kept trying to. do the guillotine mhm that was the best. where he. said and I'm never gonna stop I never. gonna stop. Joe that's how big Kil Tony is Fighters. after after winning a fight is thinking. about William [ __ ] myg I know it's. crazy kill Tony has emerged man it's.

emerged when con was in the cover of. variety magazine I was like whoa that's. undeniable that's undeniable I do Wonder. CU it's like man what it's only going to. get bigger because I don't think that. show is at a like oh it's I think that. show is like this might be the beginning. of what this show might be oh it's not. it's not nearly where it's going to be. yeah it's going to be even bigger it's. going to continue to grow I thought. Tony's like bro you're going to have. some open micer doing their first set in. that goddamn football stadium in Texas. yeah yeah legitimately yeah easily it.

could be that and also he when they do. the live show you know they they put on. a production I mean there's a lot going. on you know they had jelly roll singing. you. know jelly roll is a crazy comedy fan he. was at the Mother Ship this weekend he. went there to hang out with Steve Burn. well we were in Nashville he pulled up. just came to the show we were at the. grand old opery and he came out and sang. some songs with it was like damn singing. G Brooks with jelly roll at the Grand. Old opery Tony told me that he took him. out to clubs afterwards and that they.

were playing and Tony would play the. drums and jelly roll was. singing. yeah and nothing sang Simple Man with. Tony on drums yeah can you imagine. you're just at some bar in Nashville. just hanging out and jelly roll rolls up. and he goes on stage and sings A Leonard. skinnard song with Tony henchcliffe. playing the drums. sounds like a [ __ ] mad lip doesn't. even sound real doesn't even sound real. and Tony came into the like what kind of. Life are we living he goes how is this.

real man Joe I'll be thinking that [ __ ]. all the time I do too I can't yeah I. can't yeah I think it all the time. doesn't make any sense just this week. Joe it went it went with mass Square. Garden Mass Square Garden here yeah to. do this pot it was this three days have. been like what the [ __ ] yeah what the. [ __ ] what the [ __ ] man what the [ __ ]. just from an open mic just from deciding. to do an open mic one night 12 years ago. in Memphis ten staying on the path how. many years has it been now 12 just be 12. staying on the path it's just staying on. the path that's the thing it's just stay.

on the path stay on the path yeah like. just like what Kobe Bryant was saying. same thing work yeah just get in that. work stay on the path and the difference. between the guys who work and the guys. just kind of half asset like we've seen. guys come through that they have one. foot in and one foot out you can see it. yeah you see it you see it when they. bomb too woo you see it when they bomb. it's like oh you're not doing this. you're not getting up you're not really. getting up and you're not putting. yourself around the best comedi you can. put yourself around yeah you can see it. you're not either your openers or. whatever it is but you're not around it.

yeah and you're all in your head you're. not free yeah those guys that are free. like AEL ael's free he's free when he's. up there he's free he not Shan Shane's. free yeah that's uh that's like a place. that you can get to everybody can get. there if you're good if you can get. laughs you can get there you just need. to keep keep working on it yeah but. that's the thing is like it really is it. it's it's it's a skill that can be. developed it's not as simple as you're. you either talented or you're not it's. like yeah you have to have something.

like there's some some people that just. they can't make anybody laugh ever. they're just not funny they're just not. funny I've seen these people and usually. they're mentally ill usually the people. that aren't funny but that try really. hard to be funny they're usually like. really mentally ill and some of them. somehow or another develop careers like. they they have like a modum of a career. but if you like go to their Instagram. it's all weird like signaling it's all. pretending you're something you're not. it's like this weird thing where they're.

just trying to like find something that. sticks they're like a formless jellyfish. trying to pretend that it's uh that it's. a tree you know you know what I mean. there's something about them that's like. weird and but if they can if they look. the right way and they say the right. things they can kind of eek out some. bizarre our existence where they can. pretend that they're a comedian and it. can last for years some of them stick. around they they host shows they do.

things it's like what what are you doing. that is the one thing I did love about. sports is that you can't pretend fight. right you can't pretend hit a baseball. Joe you either you got to hit the. baseball right but you do have Fighters. that are professional fighters that are. not good yeah like in boxing there's. guys that they will call because they. know this guy's a dumb dumb ass and. they'll fight Mike Tyson I mean that's. what how they built Mike Tyson's career. they took a bunch of guys who kind of. like you know not they're not Kobe.

Bryant mentality you know they're kind. of like just sort of professionally. boxing and losing a bunch and maybe they. have losing records like a lot of them. have like they lost more than they've. won but they're a professional boxer and. they're willing to fight this. 19-year-old kid from Brownsville it's. going to take your [ __ ] head. off and so that's how they kid that's. from hell from Hell born from hell so. that that's how they develop like. careers and so with standup you get. those guys too because some Comics they.

like weak Comics going on in front of. them so they'll take this person who's. like barely should be a comedian they. really barely should be doing standup. and they'll have them open in front of a. crowd and torture this audience so that. they can come on stage 20 minutes later. and look like a hero hero just looks. totally unchallenged so smooth and. Polished and so confident. yeah that [ __ ] oh yeah so you have that. weirdness in in anything even in. fighting you have that weirdness where.

someone's kind of they're doing it but. they're kind of like half doing it and. they can still have a career though some. kind of sort of you know but same thing. they're not making any real money yeah. you know you're just kind of like. getting by or even just a lasting. impression just like yeah yeah I like. you know CU there are some Comics you. can tell they you could tell that they. operate outside of the world of like. peers operate kind of on their own like. and they don't really want that you know. I I like my the idea of my peers. thinking I'm funny and being in this.

group that we have and like everyone. making each other better but you can. tell some Comics kind of like don't want. to operate in that world I think they. get isolated and usually they get. isolated by success and especially if. they're old school guys because the old. school guys people did root for your. downfall and if they didn't come up with. us in the store which is I think the. first time where that sort of attitude. of camaraderie like really got polished. and developed whereas it existed in. small Pockets where they had friends but. there's so many stories of one friend.

getting something and the other friend. turning on them because they were. jealous there's so many with guys that. we know F super F they've done podcast. about it yeah so there was always that. you know but I think when some guys make. it and then they start doing touring in. clubs and then doing theaters they just. bring their opening act everywhere so. they have an opening act that they work. with they bring that person everywhere. and they rarely do sets in town and then. they become isolated and then you become. like an island I refer to these people. as Islands a great you know exactly what.

I'm talking about yeah islands they're. islands and so they're not connected to. the mainland and so it's a s there's a. sadness to that existence yes it's weird. it's not good and you can tell they act. like or you can see it on them they like. to pretend like they don't care but it's. like I think you do I think when you lay. your head down T night you want friends. bro I like that we work out together I. like that like we are all friends. outside of this as well I like that. feeling yeah yeah it's it's everything. it's it's a big part of it the clubhouse. Clubhouse do it's a big part of why it's.

so entertaining why it's so fun like we. we're laughing as much in the room as we. are watching people on stage it's like. in that room it's like there's and. everybody's free it's like everybody. knows everybody loves them free when. everyone walks in everybody hugs each. other that's my fa you Ronald come in. and then you Tony comes in we're all. like oh and everybody just immediately. starts talking [ __ ] yeah man bro we're. very very very very lucky very lucky the. luckiest J but we also did the thing we. actually took the chance and we came out.

here you know [ __ ] 49ers that's what. I feel like I think the universe wanted. it to happen I know that sounds corny I. know that sounds ridiculous I know that. sounds like new Agy but I just don't I. don't know how everything else could. have lined up so perfectly like if you. had if you had a calculation to what are. the odds of a new comedy scene emerging. in the middle of the country and. emerging in a way that all the young. people are moving here all the young.

people that want to have a career and. then have it connected to something like. kill Tony which is the very best. platform ever for someone to develop a. career if you if you have a good few. minutes you can go on kill Tony you. could become a real look at cam. Patterson look at cam Patterson cam. patteron look at cam [ __ ]. killing it every week new minute killing. it killing it Monster killing it when. Tucker Char was on just killing it just. killing it all the time but you can. develop a career look at William. Montgomery killing it heading on the. road Casey rocket all these guys you can.

you could really develop a career and. the way this the club is set up I almost. called it the store the way the. mothership is set up it's like you have. a real path like guys will take you on. the road they'll you do get spots if. you're a door person you will watch you. yeah if you're coming up people will. watch you and you can't think you. deserve more than you get either like. everybody gets what they deserve it's. just it's a long ass [ __ ] brutal. process yes but you have a possibility.

there's a path there's a real path the. light it's lit you know you can not. everybody finishes that 100 mile race. but you can get on that path not. everybody finishes that it's brutal man. especially in that stage the stage where. you got like five good minutes yeah this. is what you're banking your life on like. oh my God I could have gone to school I. wish sometimes I could had a healthcare. plan. I could have had Alexis [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]. [ __ ] [ __ ] all that [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] [ __ ]. that if I could I wish we could.

sometimes gamble on Comedy I would if I. had stock man I'd put it in cam. Patterson oh yeah right when I saw him I. was like oh that's one of them things. he's one of them things that is very. rare I think yeah you know where it's. 100% where it's 100 where it's this is. no that's 100% buy it 100% that's 100%. 100% yeah there's uh there's guys where. you're like man I don't know like. William in the beginning like I don't. know if this is going to work out. because it's so crazy it's just like. what is going on but now it's like 100%. now if you were early adopter of William.

Montgomery stock you'd be like wow I. [ __ ] called that [ __ ] yeah Tony's. rich man yeah that's a hard one to call. but C Patterson is one of those few man. where I I I mean I wasn't around for. Eddie Murphy but that's how I look at. him like man you really are special man. you are a special dude well he's just so. friendly in real life and so silly you. know and authentically him yep. authentically him and he could do that. on stage and that that exercise of doing. a new minute every week is crazy it's. crazy could you imagine doing hard to do.

five years Ino so hard to do man so hard. to do Kim conden and Sarah Sarah wank. they were like the first to do it yep. Kim's killing it out they're both. they're both killing I mean yeah and. they're out here all the time too that's. that's the the coolest thing to see how. many people decided to join us you know. but if you had to put odds on that what. are the odds. the odds are like a [ __ ] million to. one like what are the what are the. possibilities that all those things are. going to happen in that order man you.

know. Spotify um. pandemic uh the George Floyd come out. here everyone's cool do indoor shows. everything's locked down everywhere else. everyone's out a job all the the. employees at the com store all fired and. no one has jobs no there's no Club you. can hire people bring them out here and. everybody starts coming. like what are you guys doing what are. y'all up to that's what it felt like. what the [ __ ] are y'all up to over. here come join that's what it feels like.

not like real Co but it does feel like. man it's our it's our like family bro. it's our it's a the people who came. early it does feel that way and it could. help shape the way comedy is done in the. whole country because it's done for the. comedians like it's a club that's set up. for The Comedians and it recognized that. the comedians the reason why people are. there they're not just there to buy. drinks they're not just there because of. Club is cool that they're for the the. talent so give the talent money and you. paid first thing I did oh bro I've never.

had money Joe but the first thing I did. brother I took all the door guys get. sushi we bald the [ __ ] out I ain't never. that's the most money I've ever spent on. anything Joe and I'm talking I spent the. whole check I got on sushi for the boys. and that never oh it felt great and. Whitney was there with your wife was. there too literally Whitney and your. wife were there Whitney's like what are. all y'all doing here they like we're. about to get some [ __ ] sushy she was. like Joe Rogan's [ __ ] paying. y'all like what the [ __ ] are y'all. making this like it's like oh no man.

that's that's my favorite thing though. bro is being able to have money and just. go out with the door guys and be able to. pay for dinner like they don't have to. pay for dinner right I can pay for. dinner no that's nice it's nice yeah. it's it's nice that you feel that way. too that's what's important that you. want to do that that's what's important. and it makes everybody feel people do it. for me you it shows so it's like man the. idea of oh how nice and I know what it's. like to just be like man bro it's either. not eat tonight or eat like a McDonald's. thing or Derrick's taking us to get a. steak let go go you know yeah yeah when.

we first started doing that I remember. Ari was like super poor I would take him. on the road and be like what can I order. I'm like order whatever the [ __ ] you. want man let's go let's have some steaks. let's get a bottle of wine let's have. fun yeah it's like it's it's did anyone. ever do that for you Joe or did you just. start doing that no I just started doing. that nobody I didn't nobody took me on. the road really yeah I mean I had a. couple guys that I opened for in the. early days like Lenny Clark was the big. one cuz Lenny Clark I opened for Lenny I.

I've been doing comedy for one year and. uh Mark Clark just started uh he tried. me out at this one place it was called. Jays in Pittsfield Massachusetts and. Lenny was just coming off of the HBO uh. young comedian special with Rodney. wasn't like Sam. Kennison so Lenny was and Lenny was a. legend in Boston so and Lenny was like. kid you're funny he goes I [ __ ] loved. it he was like talk to me about. different bits it was real fun and so to. me I was like a giant boost that I got. from Lenny Clark I was like holy [ __ ].

this is incredible and then uh I became. friends with Lenny and so I would you. know I did quite a few shows with Lenny. in Boston in and around Boston but. nobody ever took me on the road wow no I. I came out here to La uh came out there. to LA and I started doing the store and. I was mostly just doing the store and. then dice told me I should do the road. yeah Andrew Dice Clay dice told me in. the back of the comedy store dice was. always cool to me and he he was always.

one of those ones where I just couldn't. believe I was talking to dice I was like. this is just so weird I was listening to. his cassette in my car when I was 19. years old I remember this girl I dating. we were howling L we're sitting in front. of my house I'll never forget I can. picture the scene we're sitting in front. of my house in the car and we're both. like we're just crying laughing and then. all a sudden I'm in the parking lot of. The Comedy Store and dice is giving me. advice he's like you should do the road. I'm like really he's like yeah he goes.

you don't need these [ __ ] jerk offs. to tell you where your money comes from. do the road he goes you have a real. career you'll always have that he goes. you you can make a lot of money out. there I was like yeah I should do the. road so I had just been doing the store. like I'd done I had uh done the road. when I lived in New York you know cuz. like that's how you made a living I. would go places and you know I'd go to. Connecticut and Jersey I'd do Road gigs. do weekends places that's how I was. making money but then when I came to La.

I was basically just doing The Comedy. Store and the lab Factory and working on. uh sitcom news radio yeah and then dice. is like you should do the road and I was. like how should do the road then I. started going on the road so I was. headlining so wow I didn't so I just. took guys from the store so I realized. early on like this is like when I really. had a really hard time following Joey. but I realized that Joey was so funny. that if I knew that if I could follow. him I was like this will like really.

pick up my comedy cuz he's so hard to. follow it was so. scary I can't imagine but I was like. this is the only way to do it cuz I knew. that Joey didn't want to headline Joey. was crazy back then Joey was so wild. that I started hiring uh Ari to come. with us as well in case Joey didn't show. up so if Joey showed up it was a. three-man show and if Joey didn't show. up it was a Twan show because Ari could. go up and he want I was like I don't. want to not have Joey but Joey was so.

crazy back then but I didn't want to put. pressure on him either so I was like. let's just come if you come if you don't. I [ __ ] eat your plane ticket or. whatever and so Ari doesn't know if he's. featuring or hosting he he's assuming. that we always did a tag team anyway so. he's assuming he's always going to go on. first which is correct and he's assuming. he's going to bring up Joey but he might. not he might not bringing up Joey but it. was fine it was fine but I started. taking them on the road because I was. like it's way more fun when you bring.

people it's way more I figured that out. early on like you want to travel with. your friends like you don't want to just. it was lonely you just try travel to. Pittsburgh and you're like hanging out. with the the people that work there like. okay um guess I'm going to go to my. hotel and go to sleep you go jerk off. and go to sleep [ __ ] kind of life is. this this is weird and they just look. forward to the show the next day and. you're alone in the gym [ __ ] lifting. weights feeling weird as opposed to if I. bring those guys we were just laughing. everywhere so it was just laughs we just. go have a good time we go eat together.

hang out at the park together [ __ ] do. whatever go to the pool hang out. together I always hear Comics say that. too I'm not I mean definitely hope to be. headline as soon but you hear Comics be. like oh man you know you want to bring. somebody but it just costs a little too. much money or cost money it's like to me. that's what you're paying for all right. 100% I'm paying so I can have a good. comfortable time I think to this day my. photo of Joey when I call him is uh Joey. at the pool in Austin yeah that photo. right there oh [ __ ] that's Joey with Ari.

in the background oh [ __ ] we're hanging. out at the pool when we're on the road. together that's [ __ ] young that's. long as yard see Joey calls me I'll call. when I call him I'll call him right now. so everybody can see it oh it doesn't. show the image why doesn't it show the. image it's an old ass. image hm sometimes when you call people. it shows you the full he shows you the. picture yeah how come it doesn't do that. I don't know either way that's the. picture that was us people made shirt I.

think we were in. Austin pretty sure we were in Austin God. look at Ari look at that mother that was. young Ari that was Ari when he was a. door guy wow yeah when he just lost his. religion just a few years earlier Ari. was like radical you know like what what. sect of would you call him. fundamentalist Judaism what what what. was it what would you call. it 100% Orthodox he was all in or was.

all in then he's 19 or 20 he was like. this is [ __ ] I think he's 21 this is. [ __ ] cutting out of this you met him. coming off conservative Jewish and then. his parents adopted or Orthodox Jewish. beliefs this according to his Wikipedia. okay so that's when he moved to. Israel and yeah and he was like reading. the talmud 12 hours a day like he was. all in and then became the chaotic. comedian crazy just a hilarious crazy. man yeah and I met him when he was at. the store just working at the door and. then uh you know watched him do a few.

sets and said you you want to come on. the road took him on the road we did a. bunch of sets together had a great. [ __ ] time door guys yeah door guys. yeah and it's also just like you know. give lighting the path let letting. people know that there's a real path. here you can you go from doing Open Mic. nights to putting together sets you do. guest spots and then you do a little bit. of sets in town and then someone comes. along and says hey you want to try. opening up on the road you do 15 minutes. can you do 15 you know and some guys I.

asked them can you do 15 minutes and. they really can't because they have. really they have three five minute sets. of the same. jokes but you don't know because you're. only doing five minute sets at a time. exactly so they don't know that the the. problem is if you cover that same. subject three different times you can't. you can't piece that together and make. 15 minutes you're just covering the. subject in one way what you really. should be doing is condensing that [ __ ]. cutting it up and and attaching them all. together and don't try to make it like. three five minutes you're just lazy yeah.

it should be one chunk exactly exactly. and that's that's what makes you Brian. Simpson that is what makes you a great. comic you can make Jo Diaz Joy Diaz it's. not 15 minutes anymore it's four minutes. you know it's one chunk and it's bang. bang bang bang murderous yeah so there's. you know there's a few guys you take. them on the road they just they didn't. what whatever it is they didn't have the. extra horsepower to make it up the hill. it's like listen man you got to get up. that hill like no one's going to help. you I can't hold your hand you got to. get up that hill on your own it's the. only way to do this damn some people.

don't make it up the hill. bro yeah even though you love them you. love them they don't make it up the hill. you love them you think they're great. guys they want you to still take them on. the road like hey man you got to make it. up the hill you got to make it up the. hill I can't have you bombing everywhere. you know I've SE people ask you to try. to go up on the Rogan at friends and. like you try you help some people it's. just but and then they it's just when. they bomb it's awful it's awful. yeah especially when the crowd's so like.

Assan just murdered and Brian just. murdered you know you know and then it's. like it's just like oh no yeah you got. to make it up the hill but you can and. just because you have a bad set that. night it doesn't mean everybody's. writing you off but if you don't adjust. if you don't course correct you're going. to continue to have bad sets you're not. you got to figure out what is what am I. doing wrong like what is different about. what I'm doing and these people that are. doing it really. [Laughter]. good that's the best part of watching. though but the thing is comedy is a.

weird art form in that there's no real. uh place where you can learn it other. than doing it yeah you could learn how. to play guitar you know I mean some of. the great guitar players they're. self-taught but but you could you could. learn you could go to a place they can. teach you how to play guitar you know. they could teach you online you there's. there's tons of tutorials on how to. learn how to play play guitar that are. free you can get them on YouTube learn. how to play guitar you're not going to. learn how to do comedy can't yeah you. got to do it it's so personal that's.

what makes it so beautiful bro it's so. personal and there's a lot of really. funny people that aren't funny on stage. that's weird how does that it's weird it. doesn't make sense sometimes right it's. weird it's weird when you see them bomb. on stage then you see them in real life. and they're funny like what is going on. and then they go almost like the green. like you'll see them in the green room. and they'll be this the comedian. and then they go on stage and they like. but let me let me become a a a like what. I think a comedian is so aware so aware.

that they're performing so aware not. locked into the thought at all but. instead hoping for a good result with. every word that comes out of their mouth. yeah hoping for a good result yeah it's. that feeling in the air of. desperation you know you can the crowd. can taste it you ever see a desperate. dude trying to hit out a girl the. saddest [ __ ] of all time it's like he. smells like [ __ ] and she's just trying. to get away with him get away from him. you know cuz desperation stinks it does.

it stinks on girls too it stinks on. everybody it stinks on comedians stinks. desperation stinks we don't like it it's. uncomfortable I don't want to feel that. way so if you're I want you to be having. fun you know when I see someone like. Schultz at the roast he's having fun. yeah I want to be watching a person. who's having fun I don't want to be. watching someone who's like even if your. comedy is really well written it's going. to suck if you're desperate yes yeah. yeah watching someone have fun God. watching that [ __ ] guy Schultz that's. [ __ ] yeah he has a good ass time man.

and he's enjoying all the success you. know he's enjoying every step of the way. that's very important too cuz you know a. lot of people get upset that people. promote things and show them on stage. killing it but you you you got to. understand like that that. is that's you that's on that's on you. that's on you he's celebr ating success. this is like this is gratitude in a. physical form if that bothers you that's. you what you want me to do man that's. your problem this is him with the Gard.

this oh we were there oh look at the boy. Joe watching this guy watching this guy. I I swear to God Joe and I've told him. this 100 times I'll be watching him I'll. think I'll get off stage my second show. at the Garden I thought I had one of the. best sets I've ever had in my life Joe. in my life I watched his first 10. minutes just riffing about New York and. I'll be like I don't even I didn't even. do the same thing I'm not even doing the. same thing he's killing so hard and he. brought 50 Cent out too at the end right. oh yeah he brought him out did 50 sing. oh he did Joe I got we got to rap we.

wrapped hater to love it together oh my. God he daed me up and went through my. body that's amazing that's amazing but I. like that he he lives like this I like. that he's like a bigger better let's let. let's everybody let's be bigger better. bigger we can all be bigger and better. and I like that that's why I gravitate. towards him I feel like CU he he makes. me want to be bigger and better and do. better I felt like that the moment I met. him. moment I met him was I'd seen him do. some stuff on uh online I guess it was. probably YouTube or Instagram I forget. what it was and then uh I I came to the.

store and I heard he was doing a show so. I came to stop by to watch him I. remember this night Jo yeah I remember. this night I met him in the back yep. main room he went up he [ __ ] killed. and then he did the Pod I remember that. [ __ ] it was fun I didn't even know him. yet just remember just being a flly on a. wall watching these moments you know. there's good guys out there man there's. good guys out there and there's a lot of. people that would be good guys if they. were in the right group of people and. they don't feel like they can be good. guys cuz they're all like shielded and. protected and some guys are good guys. when things are going great for them but. when things aren't going great then.

they're [ __ ] and all of a sudden. they that's cuz they weren't good guys. though that's who they really were yeah. well they're just narcissists and they. feel it's the same that old school thing. where they only want them to be. successful and they only celebrate. people that are way less successful than. them if they do celebrate people yeah. it's always someone is like kind of okay. and then they pretend they're really. amazing. [Laughter]. that [ __ ] so oh my God and then they'll. tell people like a sign or somebody that. they can't over for them like you know. they'll give him excuses to why like oh.

just you know we're this or that it's. like he just murdered that's why yeah. you don't well when when you kick a guy. off the tour because he's killing too. hard that's when it's a real problem. I've seen that happen it's happened to. your. boy it's happened to your boy Jo we know. the names come on yeah but you know. that's on them they have to they have to. live with that that's not good it's you. know take your medicine yeah don't you. want the show to be good that's what. I'll be thinking about like don't you. want the people in the show to also. leave going I love the whole show not. just the mang guy I love the whole thing. but I think what people could take out.

of this that don't give a [ __ ] about. comedy or stand up is that that M the. mentality of like doing it the right way. you could apply that to everything in. your life to everything you apply that. to whatever you do for a living apply. that to your friendships apply that to. everything you'll have a better life. it's a better way to live [ __ ] right. and you can do it everybody could do it. it's not hard to. it's hard to do but it's not it's not. like it's not like it's impossible it. just requires a Readjustment of the way. you think about things yeah man loving.

is so much more fun oh it's so much more. fun it's just loving is so much more fun. dog look at a dog bro they're having a. good time just love Yeah stop trying to. be the man even if you are the man don't. don't even think about it just just keep. going just have fun just have a good. time even where you are don't think yeah. never dwell don't dwell on that [ __ ]. think think about what's important. what's important is friendship fun this. thing that you're trying to get better. at you know Community I love the.

community we have yeah and the the we're. all we all have very different versions. of the same idea like we're trying to. develop great bits and trying to have a. great set we're all trying to do a. different version of that same idea so. we're all just all of us are working on. [ __ ] and we all have good advice for. each other like you know every now and. then Tony will like hit you with a. tagline you know someone will come up. with Brian will say Hey you know you do. it like this but I feel like one time I. heard you you did it different and I.

like that better like oh yeah that's. right you know and having guys like that. is watch your [ __ ] and talk to you about. it well you said that to me just like. try to open it with this just move just. sometimes just moving something you're. like yeah Joey did say that to me also. on the phone yesterday he was talking. about this guy who went up and he said. something kind of [ __ ] up like right. away he goes he goes you can't just do. that to him he goes they got to get them. to fall in love with you first don't. just [ __ ] dive into this stupid [ __ ]. get them to fall in love with you first. because then you can get away with it.

later you get away with everything yeah. and it's also like you you know them now. they know you you know each other we. like each other now I can be free now I. can get loose and I heard you say that. to Tony like Tony smile yeah have a good. time smile happy Tony's the best Tony. happy when Tony's happy it's the hardest. murderer it's crazy me and Tony it's. like like settle down Tony you need to. go to the the gym okay don't be so. mean but it's it's you know that's like. that intensity of is also like that.

could be harnessed like you you could be. you have the same intensity but don't. focus it in like this angry mean way you. know yeah because you you focus it. what's the best way what's the best way. to use this energy don't just give in to. the gluttony you know yeah the gluttony. of anger meanness or whatever the [ __ ]. it is just. have fun it comes up in us all though. God it comes up quick where you just. feel some like what did you say that day. we were working out and we were about to.

start talking [ __ ] and then Marshall. came up and Marshall was like he were. like look at Marshall she's like no. Daddy stop talking [ __ ] you. know and you were like I know Marshall. but I can't help it I know yeah we were. talking [ __ ] but we were right I mean. that's the best part isn't that crazy. that it turned out after we were talking. that [ __ ] that it was confirmed I knew. it come I knew it but that's that's. again that's that old school stupid way. of thinking that my dog does not. participate in R's like yo you like. chill no everybody love everybody he's.

funny man hanging out we're doing kettle. bell swings and [ __ ] I know she's just. running in between legs he don't. misgender my dog Jesus Christ his name. you know I like you know I like them you. know I like him that's the problem. that's the problem D that's the problem. it's a good time for you oh bro the. world is changing in my favor baby your. boy I feel like I'm a part of it how did. you develop a like of trans porn. honestly honestly just scrolling through. porn one one regular day just like any.

other day regular guy nothing's wrong. with you nothing wrong didn't get struck. by lightning nope just scrolling through. I saw a woman with a [ __ ] hog yeah. and was. like and she was beautiful she was. actually beautiful did you get confused. no I was finally not confused you just. gave into it I was IM oh you liked it. told my wife I said yo what the [ __ ] is. this what' she say what's wrong with. you what the [ __ ] is wrong with you man. what the [ __ ] is wrong with you the [ __ ].

is wrong with and I was like y I like. this because that's also what I don't. like is the guys who don't want to act. like they don't watch it 20 million. views every video it ain't just me baby. right it ain't just your boy it's a lot. you know what I saw that was real. disturbing someone posted this V this is. totally unrelated so no one thinks I'm. connecting these two but someone posted. this thing on um Instagram of a video of. showing children um dancing around like. the people posting their children. dancing around and then they went and.

saw like who is liking this video and. who is uh who's following this video. who's following this person and then. they went to those accounts and they. went to some of those accounts and some. of those accounts are like straight up. pedophiles yeah straight up pedophiles. who are like watching your kid dance. around and they're watching your kid and. they're they're they're [ __ ] legit. sex offenders and they're online yeah. that's [ __ ] why you shouldn't have. your kids online yeah and some of them. have um a um a different language so you.

like use a translator and you can. translate it and see what they're saying. yeah yeah they they're real man this. like can this like don't put your kids. online kids no don't do that there's. transport on there like don't you can't. you can't that you can't see that young. yeah you can't kids today are just being. inundated with images and things that we. never saw when we were kids well I'm. obviously a lot older than you but even. you never saw no this is when when was.

the first time you saw someone get. murdered on uh Instagram great question. I would. say 20s probably like mid 20s where. you're like whoa I've just seen somebody. like a video of just somebody like. falling or somebody getting hit by. something or you're like what the [ __ ]. he's where you're like oh that person's. dead. yeah so I'd say yeah around mid when I. was like late mid late 20s when you. started seeing people just die scrolling. through your phone dude I see it all the. time almost every day I see people die.

almost every day yeah I was on Twitter. uh yesterday and I saw this video of. this dude this lady was complaining that. this dude was too loud she was trying to. go to sleep so the guy beat her to death. in the hallway he hit he I don't know. what he had in his hand cuz it's like a. kind of a blurry security camera but but. he he keeps hitting her with this thing. and then she pleads for him and then he. hits her in the head and she goes. unconscious and then he gets on top of. her is just beating her to death bro and.

then they had him according to this post. they had him in jail and they had him in. trial and he's saying she said she. wanted to go to sleep but now now she. sleeps real good like after he beat her. to death I don't know if he actually. said that or some right yeah the [ __ ]. movie lines the video of him doing it. though is the most disturbing [ __ ]. you'll ever it's like this lady this. like overweight lady who can't defend. herself at all and she's got her hands. up she's getting just beaten bro I can't. watch that [ __ ] I I I scroll by it I.

can't it's impossible me to watch it's. horrible it's horrible to watch and. there's so many of them so many people. getting stabbed and shot and ran over by. car I like [ __ ] man and people post it. casually that's what I don't to post it. so casually is wow there was one uh. Street takeover yesterday in Chicago and. I guess it was a cop that had just. gotten off duty and he was driving. through and he tried to drive through. the street takeover and they shot him. multiple times so this cop's in his car.

and he hit some people there's like you. know they're trying to block the road. and [ __ ] they're trying to and he's. trying to get through and you know he. thinks he's a cop so he's going to be. able to do this and then just you hear. just somebody just unloads a gun on him. bro that [ __ ] makes me sick because like. you'll hear like a about like a rapper. dying and then two seconds later you'll. just see the video and it's like. I don't think I'm supposed to live like. like I don't think I'm supposed to live. like that what happens if Kendrick Lamar. and Drake run into each other in the.

wild oh Drake would [ __ ] destroy that. little guy yeah he's a tiny little dude. he's a tiny little dude but what if. Kendrick is expecting that so he comes. prepared prepared with gun I mean the. nice thing I like about this era is. everyone's way gayer everyone's just so. [ __ ] gay and nice everybody has their. fingernails painted and everybody. they're just going to talk [ __ ] they're. not going to just yeah this isn't I. don't believe this is a Tupac Biggie ERA. this is not I think that ended I think. that's honestly when that ended a far as. far as rappers still get killed but I. think the idea of rappers killing each.

other I feel like that was like oh man. this maybe went a little too far I feel. like people that are confident that no. one's going to use the nuclear bomb. today just cuz they they haven't used. the nuclear bomb since 1945 Derek relax. we're not we don't we're not nuking each. other doing you say that you say that. but it happened it happened in history. you know tyranny has always place. there's tyranny right now in the world. right there's North Korea you go there. it's run by a dictator yeah full on. communism that that [ __ ] exists it's. real it's today 2024 you wake up normal.

in America living in Texas yeeha Land of. the Free not there not there same. timeline same time on Earth it exists. this a human natural human pattern and. to think that the rappers can't shoot. each other today is crazy I know but I. don't want them to they're so [ __ ]. they're so not tough cuz like what I. like about Tupac and Biggie they were. [ __ ] real man not to say that Drake. and Kendrick didn't come up I'm sure. Kendrick from Compton he's probably seen. some [ __ ] [ __ ] but what he raps about. is that he's a literally a good kid from. this Mad City Drake raps about how he's.

this sensitive guy who just wants to. fall in love you know what I mean like. you can't put those words back in a. bottle you know you say some dark [ __ ]. about people's families like why damn. you can't but why also it's like do you. want to engage in that for what reason. what what is the what's the end goal. don't you like you know one of the. things people do like in a street fight. people don't think where does this go. they just think I want to punch this guy. [ __ ] this dude I'm going to punch this. guy yeah and you think you just punch.

that guy but now you've created a real. problem because if that guy's still. alive he's going to remember that you. punched him and he's going to want to. get it back and he's going to figure out. a way to do it you know maybe if he's. the type of dude who's getting involved. in street fights he probably makes bad. decisions and so You' set off a chain of. events that could lead to your death. other people's deaths prison time all. kinds of crazy [ __ ] that can happen just. cuz you couldn't keep your emotions. controlled in one moment and you didn't. think it out you think I'm just going to. [ __ ] this guy up no you're not it's not. that simple like they're not nobody.

likes getting [ __ ] up they're going to. come back tomorrow with some friends. they're going to get a gun someone's. going to do something yeah these. [ __ ] are talking about each. other's kids on songs talking about each. other's actual children so it it can't. be that they're thinking about where. this goes cuz if you thought about where. this goes just it don't go to anywhere. good it goes only one place you know. what's ask cuz right now everyone's like. oh k is killing him and we were talking. about this with showon I was like yeah. I'd say Kendrick is up right now he's. probably winning this battle right now. he's being way meaner clever all that. stuff but I don't think when he went to. bed he felt good no no no can't can't be.

why you got into this business there's. no way and also for you two to be the. two biggest rappers in the world and. doing this it can't feel good because. you know what's funny I wanted it I'm. one of the people that when it first. happened I was a g the two bests are. going at it this is what we want and now. that it's happened I'm like wow I didn't. want this at all and dark and it seems. like this one how many songs have they. released so far they both I think. they're both at like three or four I. think they're both at three that is so. four both four eight songs four each.

four each Jesus Christ eight that's so. crazy now imagine if they put that much. creativity into positivity imagine if. they just released new bangers all the. time that they created based on world. events you know they eight songs. together they about eight right now. together if Nas was mad at Israel and. Alin going to war and just went at them. the way he went at. Jay-Z how genius would that be Jo that. be crazy wouldn't it be genius that. would be wild oh my God I bet Nas could.

do that Nas might be able to make that. war look stupid yeah he ethered it yeah. if he ethered the war ether the whole. thing knocked out both sides all the. stupid [ __ ] that is being said by both. sides both sides justifying the death of. Innocence I ain't nothing even Jay-Z. lived on that thing's living on yeah. that thing's living on yeah like oh my. God all the college protests kids are. getting arrested bro that's just crazy. Jo they're not just that but they're. like spray painting up schools and.

camping out kids are camping out on. they're just looking for this cause that. somehow or another is going to elevate. their status that's a part of it and. also being outraged at what is happening. in Palestine which is legitimate but. it's also been a part of anti-war. protest forever and what's scary is if. you ever you know what happened to Kent. State no in Ohio Kent State was uh a. college that was having an anti-war. protest and they sent in the National. Guard and the National Guard wound up.

shooting people so they were shooting. kids so it was uh Neil Young wrote a. song about it it became uh like a. cultural moment where we realized how. [ __ ] insane things had gotten that. the army or the National Guard was. shooting shooting students for anti-war. protests I mean they just [ __ ] shot. people four kills in Kent State shooting. the [ __ ] yeah they broke up they broke.

up this peaceful protest by students. with guns and the army they sent the. Army. in and they shot. people it was crazy [ __ ] crazy what. year was this this is 74 what year was. this 70 70 1970 sorry 70 they shot. people killed kids four students and. wounding nine others men and women. killed them on a college kids with. rifles with rifles like their armed.

combatants trying to kill women and. children no these a [ __ ] people bab. kids exactly kids young people who. didn't know any better being shot by. young people who don't know any better. yeah it's horrible man it's [ __ ]. horrible yeah what's going on that image. of that lady screaming yeah that's so. viseral man bro this this can happen. here look at the blood pouring out of. her that so czy or him I don't know who. this can happen here today man this is. this is why conflict is not good in any. way shape or form and anybody that. encourages conflict is foolish it's.

foolish man I me and my wife we live uh. next door to the Jewish fraternity on. UT's campus and they have 24-hour armed. guards outside now J that's a new thing. that we' lived by them for the last. three years in the last since the that. happened at the on the UT campus that's. what it's like over there now so you can. tell it's like just at their frat not. the other ones so it's like what the. [ __ ] yeah and so they're arresting kids. that are on the campuses and then the. the kids become more emboldened and now. there's more of them and more colleges.

are having this now where kids are. setting up these. camps you know they're launching these. camps they're all sleeping on the the. lawn on The Lawns in the tents and [ __ ]. yeah yeah and then if you stop it they. say you're stopping their freedom of. speech but no because like freedom of. speech is you have the ability to. protest and to say things and to go out. there with signs and you know to express. yourself online but you don't have the. ability to Camp places you can't just.

you can't just set up a house on the. school lawn and keep it there until you. decide that it's time to go like now. you're violating the school's because if. you can do it why can't homeless people. just do it now what are we doing why. can't everybody do it yeah why can't I. just do it yeah I think that we have to. address climate change I'm going to set. up a 10 and if you open up the the door. for that look regardless of how you feel. about whether or not people should be. outraged and I think they should you you. can't just let people camp places and it. doesn't say that in the first amendment.

you just take over places and yell at. Jewish students that didn't have nothing. to do with it and demand compliance and. and you know it's a lot of people that. like all of a sudden they have something. to look forward to that's like something. important in their life you can feel. that my friend uh Constantine from. trigonometry he went to one of those Pro. yes what what college was that what you. went to. Jamie and he was talking to these kids. it was in New York right the Columbia. that I think it was that one W most of. them had no idea what the [ __ ] they were.

there for they didn't understand the. conflict they didn't understand anything. they were given Signs by people he. interviewed a bunch of people that like. he tried to ask them and they would get. upset at him he's like I'm not just. genuinely curious as to what your. position they didn't really know what. was going on they didn't have a real. position they know what the river to the. Sea means they didn't know they didn't. know any of that stuff they didn't know. how did this all get started do you know. the history of Israel do you know when. it started do you know when the first. Jews arrived there like what is this. conflict has been going on for [ __ ]. ever forever yeah and it to take such a.

like I'm going to get arrested on school. campus for it and you don't even know. what's going on that's wild to me yeah. it's wild the whole thing is wild do you. think it's because of just internet. people want that Community I want to. feel like I got a tribe I got a I I'm. not alone and you're a good person if. you want to stop genocide that's true. yeah trying to stop genocide over here. Derek camping camping to stop genocide. it looks like he's in London that's. where they live right could be New York. too though bro could be I'm buildings.

I'm trying to judge by where they're. at in well it says know Gaza West Bank. them people to be free yeah Gaza and. West Bank yeah all Palestinians in. general you know cuz we know that what's. going on all of them are being oppressed. so for them to be free you know it's. nothing nothing you know it's clear as. day you know yeah yeah yeah I was just. asking them which bit of the land they. College protest this was just the Israel. that was just a Palestine protest yeah. he done quite a few of these and they've. done a b a bunch of different people. have done as well on college campuses.

asking kids but a lot of these are they. were a bunch of college kids that he. interviewed in this one one of these. protests they don't know what they're. protesting or some of them do but a lot. of them don't they're there because they. think you're supposed to be a good. person and one of them actually said oh. my friend said do you want to go protest. I was like okay so I. came that that makes more sense that. makes more sense to me why kids are cuz. I was I talked to a son about it cuz I. just don't really understand I was like. why are the kid why are kids from. colleges I know this isn't affecting. your life I've been in college before.

just Cur and then I was like oh well. maybe I I played football I had a tribe. of friends that I was already a thing so. the idea of trying to get into another. group of friends that's what I think it. really is like you want to feel some. Community yeah that's a big part of it. and also jde and you know if you watch. they they did some Drone footage that. showed uh a drone flying over Gaza. before October 7th and then that same. drone flying over Gaza today it's crazy. it's crazy it's crazy they've erased.

just giant blocks of this city it's just. erased before uh October 7th there was. like ships they flew the Drone see if. you can find it if not I could probably. find it but they flew the drone over the. the sea so you see the ships in the sea. this is just let's find EX same one but. not the exact same one damn but yeah you. see how the universities have been. destroyed look at this University look. how nice it was destroyed it was. gorgeous yeah look at it everything's.

just targeted educational facilities. under false Prem look at. that so they they targeted educational. institutions because well I don't know. if it's false premises the problem the. problem is you don't know unless you're. there you don't know like they do have. tunnels they they do embed themselves in. hospitals they do embed themselves in. different places and Israel doesn't give. a [ __ ] they're just going to bomb. wherever the bad people are no matter.

what's there whether it's a school or. whether it's a mosque and they're just. bombing and if you watch the the what it. used to look like versus what it looks. like now it's [ __ ] terrifying man. it's. terrifying look at that yeah that's the. same mhm it's crazy man it's. everything's just blown the [ __ ] up no. one's there and the streets are empty I. mean look at. this I mean imagine if you used to live. there that's what cuz in your head in. America you're like oh that wouldn't. happen to me but it's like why wouldn't. it that's the it looks like a nice.

building in America it looks like a. regular nice building that's that's. human beings doing that to other human. beings that can happen anywhere in the. world that can happen right here and if. we didn't have a strong military and we. didn't have intelligence agencies that. keep terrorist attacks from taking place. and all the [ __ ] you know but then again. how much are we doing in other countries. that is like getting people to want to. do something like that here you know. it's scary stuff man scary stuff because. it's not you and it's not me it's it's. leaders that are telling gigantic groups.

of people that you're opposed to these. people over here and you get them to be. a part of that community be a part of. the tribe whatever side whether you're. an IDF Soldier whether you're Hamas you. feel like you're on the right side. you're going to [ __ ] those people up. it's a horrible Instinct that human. beings have we've had since the. beginning of civilization. just tribal Warfare It's just tribal. Warfare on a global scale with insanely. sophisticated technology at least on one. side you're right because it's like if.

it was happening when we were cavemen or. when we were you know in tribes then. what it's not like it's any different. it's the same thing just on know yeah we. can communicate now we can Y and what. the whole world's watching it and then. it also gives people an opportunity like. these college kids to to protest it and. to feel like they're virtuous by camping. out and they're not going to take their. studies and one girl uh just it was. there was an interview that she found. out she wasn't going to graduate because. she had gotten arrested for the for. protests and so like her family's flying.

in to see her graduate and she wasn't. going to graduate she's like oh. [ __ ] you realize like what the [ __ ] did. I do [ __ ] I thought this was fun I just. wanted I want to graduate I need a job. my parents paid for this [ __ ] my and. that's a lot of it too a lot of like. Young Rich Kids you have to be a young. rich kid I feel like those kids that. glue themselves to uh like paintings and. stuff to stop oil now yeah almost all. from wealthy families all almost all of.

them from at least upper middle class. Highly Educated people that grew up in a. struggle they don't have time to glue. themselves to the [ __ ] wall at the. Museum okay you know you have to pay for. your mom your mom doesn't have any money. and you have a side job while you're at. at school like you dad's got an injury. [ __ ] yeah real [ __ ] real [ __ ] real [ __ ]. you don't have time to glue yourself to. a wall wall or cut up paintings you see. these [ __ ] Psychopaths cut up these. paintings from like the 1800s slice them. up with a razor. blade Priceless paintings hundreds of.

years old what also I don't understand. because you would think those people. would be the people who love art since. you're so you would love art yeah but. they don't love art by colonizers and. slave owners and the thing is if you go. back far enough in history everyone's a. piece of [ __ ] you go back far enough in. history you don't listen to Socrates. because he's a pedophile you go back in. history you you don't worship the. Spartans they all [ __ ] each other and. [ __ ] they [ __ ] their kids they [ __ ]. everybody yeah these are wild people man. if you you like pasty like pedophiles.

back then it was so common they talked. about like having young boy lovers it. was like op an open thing you know in. other parts of the world right now in. Afghanistan my friends that have gone to. Afghanistan served there they go dude. it's crazy some of the [ __ ] you see in. Afghanistan with these young boys they. get swapped. around oh dude dark [ __ ] that's [ __ ]. up dark [ __ ] and young boys that they. they use for sex and these guys don't. shave their face or they shave their.

face rather where everybody else grows. out a beard yeah and they know it and. they have like they're gay guys and they. just toss them around so they use women. for procreation some of these people and. they use boys for fun yeah what the [ __ ]. dude and if you go back far enough in. history like that's why you have to take. down Thomas Jefferson St statue you know. that's why even Abraham Lincoln's piece. of [ __ ] cuz Abraham Lincoln even though. he freed the slaves and even though. Abraham Lincoln was the president of the. United States during the Civil War.

Abraham Lincoln also wrote about black. people that they were less than 100% of. a human being he didn't consider them. like the same as white people yeah even. him so you got to go well he's a piece. of [ __ ] too and then you go back to. George Washington who founded this. country with [ __ ] [ __ ] that guy so. it's [ __ ] everybody I mean what are we. doing. I remember Trump said this once when. they were taking down statues of. Confederate soldiers they were taking. down a statue of like Robert E Lee and. uh he said what's next you're going to. take down George Washington every was.

like no way meanwhile a couple years. later they're taking down George. Washington statues damn yeah bro. everybody was a piece of [ __ ] back then. and and people will bring up like you. know Martin Luther King Jr cheated on. his wife it's like man he's that's not. the. point yeah I don't like when people do. that when they try to race art or. history because people are way he did. and they recorded him so like they. probably set him up too so they probably. brought in hot ladies to [ __ ] him yeah.

and he was probably like yeah I like hot. [ __ ] I'm tired I've been trying to stop. racism all day trying to stop people. from dying trying to get everybody to. get along I need to get along yeah so. it's like if you go back far enough like. JFK was Notorious womanizer doesn't mean. they should have shot him you know like. hey they [ __ ] murdered the president. stop concentrating on the fact that he. [ __ ] Marilyn Monroe like there's a lot. other [ __ ] there lot [ __ ] going on but. if you go like Way Way Back like. everybody's a piece of [ __ ] human beings. were horrible to each other a thousand.

years ago 2,000 years ago 3,000 years. ago murder was normal that Aztec [ __ ]. just rolling bodies down the steps come. on god dude oh my god dude that. Apocalypto movie you ever seen that that. kind of that [ __ ] oh man what is that. Temple again to2 Aon the the temple. tooon tooon the Temple of tetlan by the. Aztecs they don't even know how many. people they slaughtered afterwards but. they sacrificed thousands and thousands. of slaves the the upper numers like.

80,000 some people say it might have. been as low as 20,000 whatever the [ __ ]. it was the moment they were finished. with the the the temples that they built. okay time to die we're not going to feed. you anymore you you finished your work. we're going to [ __ ] sacrific you to. the gods but they had like the Mayans. had this really creepy when I went to um. chichin they have this Human. Sacrifice um like tray it's like a guy. who's like lying on his back and there's.

like a flat thing in front where they. would cut people's [ __ ] heads off in. front of everybody so it's at the top of. the stairs of this pyramid you see this. thing and they would [ __ ] lay someone. down. there and the city's just yeah and just. throw that head down the stairs a head. would bounce down the stairs they don't. even know if some they there's. speculation that sometimes they use. heads to play uh games they use human. heads to play like ball games. with those dudes were [ __ ] wild they.

were wild dude they had ball games where. the winning team was slaughtered the. winning team was sacrif I've heard about. that and then that was the honor right. you still you you wanted to win this is. one of those things where the guy told. me this when we were we we had a really. good guide in chichin you pay for a. professional guide and this guy was cool. as [ __ ] and he also told me that there. was something that they were doing some. sort of psychedelic compound that they. were doing in this one very specific. area it was like there was uh certain. things that they did that mimicked or. that had lysergic acid in it which is.

like LSD yeah and so he was explaining. all that stuff to me they just talking. about the the nature of like a lot of. these sacrifices and that they used to. think that they would sacrifice the. losing team but then they switched it. and they think no they think they. sacrificed the winning team which is. crazy no one ever got good at the [ __ ]. you win the NBA and everybody gets their. head cut off in front of everybody you. won now it's time to go to the. gods that's crazy meanwhile they thought. it was the way to go like this is going.

to be amazing I'm going to heaven me. want they come back as a moth [ __ ] I was. a badass athlete now I'm just going. towards the Flames [ __ ] this is [ __ ]. oh my God I was so cocky I thought I was. going to make it Joo yeah is that true. though that they sacrificed the winning. team I've heard that. Google that i' I've heard that I heard. that from that guy who's the guide but. this is you know 2000 then people didn't. know much back then you know it's.

like I don't know I don't know to this. day how much they know about what what. they don't know like what happened where. everybody went yeah where are they I. think they died from disease I think. they died from the same diseases that um. most of the Native Americans were killed. with when the Europeans showed up with. small pox. syphilis and well I syphilis they. actually got from Native Americans. speculative but um a lot of diseases. they brought over here and just no one. had an immunity to them these European. diseases they just ran through it killed.

90% of the population the real genocide. in North America is a disease how come. that didn't happen to us how come we. didn't like some of whatever their. diseases we didn't get so affected we. did we did with syphilis apparently this. is but this is very speculative and it's. disputed but I'll just say it um there's. more than one version of syphilis right. so there's like one syphil and again. I've read different accounts of this but. there's a syphilis that existed in. Europe and then there was a syphilis. they believe came from North America. that um these people that came over on.

the Mayflower and all that [ __ ] they um. were [ __ ] some of the Native American. people and got their VD and then brought. their VD back to uh Europe and they. think that this is why this rash of. syphilis this is one theory about why. this rash of syphilis went through like. European royalty to the point where. that's where the term bigwig comes from. really yeah the term bigwig is these. there was these brothers that were.

French uh they were some royalty and. they got syphilis and when you get. syphilis your [ __ ] hair falls out you. develop like holes in your skin your. face has holes in it and to cover up the. fact that they lost their hair they got. wigs and and they were so popular that. it's like you know when someone wears. something stupid you're like how is that. work yeah everybody's wearing this thing. because Kanye wore it you know so. everybody's wearing the same [ __ ] that. Kanye wore well that's how they were. they were so influential that when they. got wigs everybody wanted wigs and then.

since they're everyone's [ __ ]. everybody everyone's getting civilis so. they all have like holes in their faces. and [ __ ] and they got wigs and the more. money you had the bigger the. wig so if you're a rich dude you're a. big. wig that is so crazy isn't that crazy. cuz like when you heard that term when I. heard that term as a kid oh he's a big. wig like the big wig is like oh he's a. banker he's a big wig he's a big yeah. big shot that's what it is okay with the. Hoops sometimes the ball would go. through the hoop located to Allie's. midpoint if that happened the whole.

group would stop and the person who put. the ball through the hoop would be. hailed as a Victor helmy said but he. didn't say that that was the point of. the game he said that might happen once. in a while that it was truly exceptional. moreover the vast majority of ball. courts in the Maya do not have hoops and. then here's the sacrifice part oh human. sacrifice well just this part too so. like I think the sacrifice part came. over when Europeans came and saw what. was happening they probably did not. understand what was going down oh this. is a sacrifice is probably not really. part of it interesting although it did.

happen but they definitely sacrificed a. lot of people right and not maybe an. association with this game that was see. I see I see interesting interesting um. so what does it say there um given how. popular and well attended the ball games. were sometimes a captive might be. executed at the game just for funsies he. said but these sacrifices weren't an. integral part of the game that person. would have been expedited executed. anyway oh so they would do were fun so. when you asked this question I was. looking through this article which comes.

from a tabloid I'll add the Sun but uh. it talks about these skull Towers they. found mhm uh they had found upwards of. 200 but the experts say that that means. that there might have been thousands and. thousands and thousands of skulls. embedded embedded in these towers but. they were destroyed and covered up when. the Europeans came oh so they already. had these skulls embedded in the these. walls yeah not then then you asked if. they were coming from uh like the game. and I was trying to find out if that's. oh my God look at this one historical.

report claimed one rack contained more. than 130,000. skulls that could be you know like some. guy saw it and he's like it was so big. there was had to be thousands and. thousands of them and maybe there was. but bro imagine being back then imagine. going back then before the Europeans. conquered them and to see what the [ __ ]. were you guys doing how did you go back. up to that image of the what the the. outside looked like a little higher up. that one imagine just showing up one day. to this place going what the [ __ ] are.

you guys taking cuz this is crazy how. did you why what are you doing why did. you guys do this why didn't you just. make Huts you made these the steps. there's they're all skulls inside bro. they don't even have horses they didn't. even have horses they didn't have horses. no no they didn't have horses when the. Europeans showed up in horses they. thought they were Gods like look at. these guys they're riding horses they're. [ __ ] Gods yeah that was part of the. problem they didn't understand how.

someone could ride a horse like oh my. God these must be the gods they must be. just like uh the prophecies they've come. on these beasts riding Beast showing up. in boats like what the [ __ ] you guys. have a boat and they just showed up with. horses hopping horses out of the boat. like this is crazy these two uh that. would be like alien show. in spacecraft cuz we would be like what. the what is this Jamie 34 of the skulls. analyzed belong to men aged 20 to 35 and. they were all said to have been in. relatively good health before they were. sacrificed oh my God so it's all.

sacrifices oh my God 13,000 sacrifices. at least in one. wall in good health is crazy oh those. people were wild they were wild man. building those structures no horses and. killing everybody just sacrificing. people. what were they taking man what were they. Tak they were on some hardcore trucks. they probably had their own version of. meth just methed out Spanish. conquistadors were appalled at the skull.

rack when they entered tenochitlan in. 1519 two years later they destroyed the. city and paved over its ruins leaving. the Aztec sacrificial sacrificial. remains below the streets of what later. became the Mexican Capital holy [ __ ]. [ __ ] man what an energy that's where. Mexico City is right to live on top of. that because Mexico City like when. they're doing construction they have to. stop all the time like hold on we found. a temple they'll find some [ __ ] down. there they find ruins they find all.

kinds of things for a long time many. historians and anthropologists. questioned whether the descriptions by. Spanish eyewitnesses exaggerated the. number of skulls on the skull rack as. well as the number of victims sacrificed. by the Aztecs he told Fox News this. discovery now makes those early accounts. much more believable oh my God what's. the new discovery I think just that like. the this whole article is the discovery. that they found stuff under I'm not even. sure where they found it [ __ ] dude look. at that these evil. [ __ ] sacrific what were they.

doing what were they doing convincing me. in good health you they had to be on. some kind of meth some kind of I wonder. if that's why God sent the Europeans to. them like you guys are just out of. control we got to teach you Spanish we. got to get you guys spoons we got give. you spoons teach you Spanish and bring. you horses yeah which is horrible if you. think about it at the time I mean we. think about it as a a terrible thing. that happened you know the Europeans. came here brought disease killed. everybody enslaved everybody turned the. whole country Spanish speaking like.

Mexico speaks Spanish bro Spain ain't. nowhere near Mexico what it ain't even. close to Mexico that's a long journey on. a raft it took over the whole. [ __ ] took over the whole. [ __ ] took over the whole. [ __ ] and the people that were in. control of it before then probably worse. probably worse than them sacrificing. young able-bodied. men yeah in relatively good health off.

with your [ __ ] head you're become a. part of the. column congratulations and you're like. yeah yes imagine you're a 25-year-old. guy like I'm got [ __ ] aspirations one. day I'd like to run this thing. nope one day i' like to you can't run. this you can't be a kid you have no. chance you can't no you got to be born. into this [ __ ] the born into it is the. worst cuz you can't escape that cast. system right what that is oh it's the. worst the most evil trick that anybody. ever played on anybody man the most evil.

trick I seen it firstand when we went to. Abu Dhabi I seen it I seen what it was. like oh over here you can't ain't no. coming out of ain't no Joe Rogan ain't. no coming out of the Boston slums and. making it to this start it from the. bottom now we here come on start it from. the bottom now we here let's come let's. go yeah no no there's none of that there. there's none of that there and that's. one of the things about England too I. mean even in modern England my friends. who have come over from England say in.

England they don't want you to change. your status in society they don't want. you to rise up if you're lower class you. stay lower class you're that. forever yeah I like America only fans. it's the best come on it's the best you. got some big titties you ready you want. to show them you Canna be a [ __ ] star. bro I ain't getting a job at insurance. company if I got these big titties [ __ ]. that yeah [ __ ] that I I feel you ladies. go for it I don't want my daughter doing. it but go for it do whatever you want to. do I want you to be free if you're you.

know everybody has different. circumstances if you're trapped yeah I. was what is this you talked about how. the horses came with uh the Europeans. but I was like what did they else did. they did they not use anything they now. have anything they brought donkeys also. donkeys weren't here either interesting. yeah that sense 1495 and then mules are. the the cross of donkeys and horses. which are the best they didn't exist. probably well they probably existed in. north in uh Europe Europe okay when did. I don't know let's find out when did.

they start first start breeding mules. you mules are nonviable meaning a mule. can't make another mule you need a. donkey and a horse to make a mule 3,000. wow 3,000 BC yeah but they're the most. durable they're the sturdiest of animals. like the guys who go uh backpack hunting. like deep into into the mountains my. friend Klay Nukem he came on this. podcast he he raises mules and he he. talks about like flashy mules like a. good-looking mule like but mules are. like better than horses CU mules won't. go over the cliff horses just like I'll.

just go over the cliff mules like [ __ ]. you I'm not going this way this is. dangerous it's an edge yeah when the. when the mule gets to a place where it. doesn't like it it's like uhuh that's. why the term stubborn is a mule that's. where that comes from cuz meals are. smart that's they're awesome yeah they. figured out that that's the animal to. run because they they they require less. water less food they're more durable. they can last longer without water and. food how many animals are like that in. the world that that it takes two things. to make them but they can't make.

themselves there's quite a few hybrids. like that that's a liger like those. lions and tigers and they breed those. together and they make that one thing. it's huge yeah well the thing about the. lier is I think what happens is whether. it's the male lion or the female tiger. one of them is missing the gene that. regulates. growth so when you combine koi wolf yeah. the thing about koi wolfes though. Grizzly polar bear hybrid yeah a w. walpin it's a whale and a dolphin what. is that real that must be the smartest.

animal alive what a whale and a dolphin. a walpin is extremely rare Caan hybrid. born from a mating of a female common. bottle-nosed dolphin with a male false. killer whale wow the name applies to a. hybrid of a whale and a dolphin although. taxonomically both are within the. oceanic dolphin family which is within. the toothed whale prador there's a lot. of fish that are. hybrids there's hybrid bass that like a.

hybrid between small mouth and large. mouth that happens a jagal and oh [ __ ]. jag off a be a buffalo that [ __ ] a cow. interesting there's quite a few yeah but. most of them can't breed. neand that's crazy most of them can't. breed. like by themselves they can't you can't. take like uh two two mules and they. won't make a mule they just [ __ ] they. just get wild they getting crazy there's. nothing happening just gay sex just bad.

loads just useless loads nothing in. there yeah just just dead loads yeah. because Nature's like no no no you can't. be [ __ ] around like this Nature's. like you try once and then you're done. this one's not viable it's interesting. like nature is it coded that way where. it doesn't like the idea of a dog being. able to [ __ ] a horse and make a dog. horse like no no no no no no no too. crazy too crazy it knows yeah you have. to stay within your species and if. you're different things than the species.

like a cat like a lion and a tiger no. babies for you you can make a you can. [ __ ] and make one but that one not. making any new ones that's that's what. that is yeah somehow or another nature. just like built in like a system it's. like no no no it's too crazy is it like. I guess like down syndrome how they. can't have kids they we can have it they. they can they can have kids yeah not. only can they have kids they can have. kids that are. normal what yeah yeah I'm 99% sure of.

that have you ever seen this kind of dog. what is that I know how to say it whoa. 3,000 year old boy x o l o i z c u i n t. i pronounce sholo eats Queen. te quintly show you show L eats queenly. show show yo show L eats queenly you. didn't have to call that you didn't have. to call it that I [ __ ] multiple girls.

with that. name the ancient Aztec dog of the Gods. is today a loving companion and Vigilant. Watchdog the alert and loyal exlo comes. in three sizes and he's either hairless. or of coated varieties wow that hair is. awesome yeah that little that's a. 3,000-year old dog that's the wildest. [ __ ] that all dogs come from wolves so. that thing at one point in time was a. wolf and the [ __ ] wolves made their. way to the campfire and dropped their.

ears a little bit and kind of relaxed. and became friends with the people. because the people gave them food yep. and then they became dogs all dogs even. little Carl over there little tiny Carl. at one point in time many many many many. thousands of years ago Carl was a wolf. they don't even know like exact exactly. how long ago that process started. there's like guesses but they you know. they vary by hum did humans did that. 100% yeah we did that cats too or no um.

cats are like a lot of wild cats there's. a lot of different kinds of cats that. bred but the domestic cat of today is. very different than most wild cats but. it's like they they did this thing with. foxes in Russia where they took wild. foxes and the ones that were aggressive. that like showed any aggression towards. people at all they kill them and the. ones that didn't show aggressive they. let them breed and they kept doing this. over many many generations and in within. like a few decades the fox had. completely changed his form they had. droopy ears they had big soft sweet eyes.

they had smaller mouths it changed the. fox like quick quick like in the the. course of this study so not something. that took place over thousands of years. but by any by killing any one of them. that was aggressive they made only the. ones that were like sweet and passive. survive that's how you get like my dog. that's how you get Mar that's how get. Marshall he just like any one of those. golden retrievers that was mean they. didn't let him breed so what you get is. it's like this big sweet loving dog who. just loves. everybody and that's how that was a wolf.

that was a wolf but over many many many. generations of selective breeding they. turned it into this crazy thing I don't. know how the [ __ ] they did it but it. just shows you how bizarre nature is. that nature can make those. adaptations I think about humans I mean. we were just talking about the Aztecs. are like gasc people or Vikings to to. now yeah to now yeah like we clearly. just pacifying it chilling it out yeah. and especially these kids on college. campuses they they don't even know what.

gender they are anymore like there's no. need no need a lot of them are saying. there's no need for gender it's all. [ __ ] like they they're try that's. the direction that things are moving. things are moving into a genderist. direction whe whether it's being. influenced by who what how or when. that's irrelevant what's what's what I'm. saying is it's clearly moving in that. direction and if you didn't have. anything to do with the population if. you were something that was completely. outside of society looking at us he'd be. like oh they're like feminizing they're. feminizing everything they're also.

feminizing in terms of even men are. behaving like [ __ ] yeah. like they're behaving like like catty. wenches and uh and it's also rewarded. it's rewarded and it's not disgusting. whereas it would be disgusting behavior. for a man to behave like that in a. tribal society that requires those men. to be strong and stoic like you have to. be able to sword fight stupid you have. to get rid of that man yeah you can't. that guy's a [ __ ] a caty man in a tribe.

what the [ __ ] are we doing yeah yeah. he's talking to your girl while he was. on a raing party. I you think how long do you survive as a. male feminist in the tribal Society oh I. cuz I come home my wife said that to. that you said that and I kill you right. yeah part you be part of that column. immediately yeah immediately we have to. get rid of you yeah you have to get rid. of you and everyone else of the tribe. like oh thank God you got rid of that. guy yeah that guy was a problem. yeah be a [ __ ] problem dog but if you.

do that over time and there's enough. safety we become just like dogs we. become some sort of a domesticated. version of what was once. wolves and I don't know if that's good. or bad yeah see we're resisting it in. some ways because it's that there's. still the problem is these these p. people are not overall kind they're very. aggressive with trying to enforce their. ideas on everybody else and you must. comply so it's very much like I'm going. to get back at you thing it's being. picked on when you were a young thing an.

outsider that's finally a part of a gang. and you're like you're going to enforce. these ideas on other people so the. ideology is not rooted in compassion. even though it pretends to be it's. rooted in like all the ideologies it's. rooted in control and people are just. trying to control people and get. everyone else to comp with the way they. now see the world and when you're weak. and you're doing that it's not good cuz. you're also like you're angry at the. world you're angry at the way you were. mistreated or you were an outsider and. now you're not now you're a part of a.

group and so now you're going to do the. exact same thing to people that they did. to you you're going to hurt them just. like you got hurt yeah bro it's the. worst mentalities that happened to. me happened to me that's what you hear. people say happened to me that's how it. was for me yeah it's like well don't you. want it to not be that way yeah people. don't don't man yeah it's just a natural. human instinct for [ __ ] whatever. bizarre reason man so it's it's a. control thing that's the scary thing you. can't let people control it doesn't mean. that you shouldn't let people drift off.

into this genderist direction like you. do whatever you want to do I think this. is happening whether we like it or not I. think it's happening with it there's a. lot of like chemical influences there's. microplastics that are influencing the. way testosterone levels are in young. people and the development of their sex. organs and this that this this got to be. doing something it's got to be doing. something there's propaganda that's. actually getting through your phone too. that's affecting the way people reward. certain types of behavior and people. like to gravitate towards behaviors that. are rewarding you know if you're a loser.

and then all a sudden you're amazing. because now you're wearing a dress. you're like I'm going to keep wearing. this dress everybody like [ __ ] hugs. me when they see me they think I'm cool. they used to think I was a loser God. yeah and that's and that you hear that. you're like damn I understand that I. want to be hugged too like but if I was. objective and I was wasn't a part of the. human race which I clearly am if I was. looking at it from outside I would say. like what is the end goal of this like. where does this go well it's clearly. going to some genderless alien looking. Direction I think that's what the aliens. are when we see that archetypal alien.

the big head the genderless body yeah I. think that's where we're going I think. that's just I think even if aliens. aren't real even if you don't really see. them I think that's an archetype in our. head because it's almost like a like a a. light on on the path that's showing us. this is where you're going you go to. that this futuristic everyone is one. being Vikings genderless slowly but. surely right caveman Vikings gender.

genderless yeah but the thing is they're. not nice you know you can go that way if. you want but don't try to force it Don't. Force It On people that were born. biologically male there's nothing wrong. with that that's not that's the whole. reason why you're not speaking German. shut the [ __ ] up like like this whole. idea of like toxic masculinity that's. all great until you need someone to help. you you need it that's all great until. you need someone to open up a jar of. mayonnaise you know shut the [ __ ] up. listen you need all those things you. just need people to be nice you need to.

be people to be nice that are like. Savages and people that are nice they're. pacifist everyone should just be nice. and we can live like that just don't. [ __ ] with each other yeah because you. never see them not never but it is crazy. that they make such a big deal about. gender stuff sometimes and it's like. well you don't look happy though you. don't look or you're not being nice. about it which is you not be nice what. you would want but it's because they. also feel like they're EMB battled right. they're in this thing they're fighting. for their cause and then they exaggerate. it like there's a trans genocide. like what stop okay you're getting away.

with too much because you're in a. university setting and everybody like. saying you're amazing and no one wants. to question you no one wants to go shut. the [ __ ] up yeah because you that's the. other problem with kids today it's like. they only have one thought process there. one ideology it's not a bunch of. right-wing people that are [ __ ]. camping and on on making sure they can. carry guns to school cuz it's a school. shooter we're going to camp out until we. can carry guns into the building no it's. not that's not going to happen so it's. like youve got one ideology and the. crazy thing is like there's two sides of.

that ideology because the left wing is. always Jewish too there's not a lot of. like really hard lastly thinking about. like Ben Shapiro and a few other Dennis. Prager right-wing Jewish folks a lot of. Jewish people that we know they're. Democrats Democrats they've always been. kind of traditionally like what what. percentage let's find this out what. percentage of Jewish people vote. Democrat if that's even a poll I bet you. has to be has to be and I bet you the. Google knows Google could tell you they.

they don't want to tell you they know. they keep your [ __ ] track yeah they. they know they know but I would. guarantee you it's a very high number so. now you have a conflict amongst that. side because you have one side that says. that what's happening in Gaza is. genocide and the other side that says. Israel has the right to defend itself. and that this is uh you know what we did. in Iraq after 9/11 what we did in D. after that what we did in. Japan all no one no one's mad at any of. them but yeah got a sign told me. recently guess seven in 10 Jewish adults.

identify with or lean towards the. Democratic party and half describe their. political views as liberal yeah so seven. and 10 70% 70% and so inside that party. you've got people that are literally on. college campuses saying death to the. Jews and supporting Hamas and you're. supposed to be leftwing too so now. you're like if I was a a country that. was trying to destroy America I would I.

would push these ideas this is an. interesting subsect the Orthodox Jews. which is one in 10 of Jewish adults is. 60 to 75% conservative a republican that. makes sense right because they're like. strictly religious which would make you. much more conservative 75% identify as. Republicans or lean towards the GOP and. 81% approved of Trump's job performance. at the time of the survey everybody's. making money we're making money Trump. he's doing. it Derek let's wrap this up you're a.

[ __ ] man it's been a pleasure getting. to know you and becoming friends with. you at the store and I just want to. thank you for being one of the early. adopters coming out here early on and. it's been beautiful man we're having a. good [ __ ] time we're having a Joe. thank you for changing my life brother I. appreciate you having a good [ __ ]. time I love you too all right all right. goodbye everybody. [Music].