Joe Rogan Experience #2126 - Donnell Rawlings
Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. [Music]. day want to try to do you dirty D don't. do that man don't do that man don't. start with that birds flying high you. know how I feel they tried to do you. Drifting On by you know how I feel. theyed it's a new.
it's a new dawn they tried to label it's. a new life for me and I'm feeling good. you look good you look real good where'. you get that suit who made that suit for. you la Latino out of Brooklyn is some. Korean um tailers that I've been working. with for the last two years nice and. they trying to make me go from Ashley to. clashy and it's a new day I think it. looks great and another thing you don't. notice about this uh suit Joe I smell as. good as this suit looks okay what are. you using for smell uh what is it called. scent uh uh a portrait of a lady oh it's.
a Arabic company um that's all I know. and I got a guy that outsources my colog. and [ __ ] a little here a little here and. a little on the wrists how you do it um. I you spray it and walk through it. that's a I spray it walk through it and. then I I do that an annoying amount like. okay we get it we got some nice cologne. on right now but it's good to be here. there's something nice about a nice suit. man it does make you look it makes you. work on your Prof and one thing I did.
another thing that I came here today and. it was my intent Joe to break all the. stereotypes so I got here 20 minutes. earlier than I was supposed to be here. you came 20 minutes late you have Force. the stereos type and um I wore a suit. without a court date without a funeral. and without a a a marriage proceeding so. this is whole this is the whole thing of. DaNell in a new day and changing his. life I'm going through transition what. uh motivated this Law and Order no Law.
and Order didn't Law and Order didn't. motivate this Law and Order first off. Law and Order is one of the most. respected oh franchises in the history. of it's been around a long time shout. out to. uh shout out to uh uh Dick Wolf and. shout out to um everybody that's a part. of that and they say in New York they. say that uh you are you you can't call. yourself an actor in New York unless. you've been in Law and Order that's how. many sense it makes so makes so many.
many versions do they have I've been in. every when I first beginning my career. people really thought I was a dramatic. actor more than a comic I was booking a. lot of stuff I've been on every one of. the episode not episodes of shows and. out of them I think 80% of them I was. arrested and I was like wait a minute am. I getting typ cast every time I was a. like action I'm like this and what I do. what I do this time everyone every every. one of them I got arrested for something.
how many of them are there how many Law. and Orders are there intent Special. Victims Special. Victims I'm gonna say I'm GNA guess I'm. gonna say five five different Law and. Orders homicide was technically part of. it too okay oh maybe no this is related. never mind hold on you. got uh Law and Order Special Victims. Unit Two organized crime three uh. adapted series Law and Order Toronto. Criminal Intent laworder content five.
trial by jury six La seven True Crime. eight hate crimes oh this is uh in. development hate crimes for the. defense they they're G to have a whole. show dedicated to hate. crimes but that brand is like and I. don't think those guys I mean uh Dick. Wolf and Arthur for me when I first I. did it years ago when I first did it. Arthur fory was the director when I did. it and that was like in I think like in. 2000 and then recently.
people love to watch those shows where. they get the bad guy yeah you have to. catch the bad guy and you have to have a. bad guy yeah got a bad guy and you got. to catch him but everybody is everybody. is more interested in the bad guy more. than anything that's in life General. yeah that's why you find so many people. that necessarily don't have a lot of. talent but but they subscribe to the bad. guy side of it and want to be negative. and then everybody draws to that the bad. guy is winning like a.
[ __ ] the bad guy is winning in. what way yes in what way what do you. mean I'll just say I I'll just say like. this and I'm not being specific to. anybody in general even in in um the the. the the world of podcast right now right. the model for a lot of people now is. like say some outlandish [ __ ] say some. [ __ ] that's going to piss somebody off. say some [ __ ] that's going to make you. hate make people hate you and now you. have a platform and you have a.
successful platform because at the end. of the day with this it's all about. engagement it's all about can you get. people to engage and at the end of the. day if you can do that whether people. like you or not you. win sort of but I think people get tired. of that they get tired of conflict if. your whole business is conflict people. don't want to be in Conflict all the. time and they realize that a lot of. conflict is unnecessary and if you're.
the type of person that likes to talk. about conflict constantly and talk about. it online you probably also are. willingly participating in it maybe a. little too willingly like maybe you're. getting you know you're creating. problems creating problems in your own. life even as you get attention like be. careful what you wish for because if. you're if you're known for just talking. [ __ ] about people and then you become. successful then people are going to talk. [ __ ] about you they're all going to come. after but the people that like that they.
don't have a conscience to even care. about that yeah but everybody has a. conscience I just think we people accept. a certain amount of [ __ ] we accept. it and I think you should just. concentrate on doing whatever the [ __ ]. you do well you don't have to just say. outlandish [ __ ] and be so negative I. just don't think it's. necessary you don't but you are living. in a different world than black Twitter. [Laughter]. it does work it attention no who to the.
people you're speaking to yes but black. Twitter I get it and on these Urban. sites yeah you could be negative for. years and years and years and years and. years and years and a [ __ ] will. come up and that's the truth you around. a world of oh he's a j a good fellow but. in that Dark World in that black Twitter. world it's a lot.
lot of negativity and it's very. unfortunate that is. unfortunate that's a very unfortunate. thing I don't enjoy that I get it like. Twitter No insulting people getting mad. at people at a certain point in your. life I realized that that there's no. room for that in life you don't have to. you could avoid it for the most part if. you could avoid it in your immediate. life you could probably avoid it in your. internet life too I think you avoid that. conflict and negative energy.
the more successful you become because I. think that creates a I don't give a [ __ ]. about [ __ ] attitude I think a lot of. the anger and a lot of frustration that. comes with a lot of people it's the. beginning of the stage it's the. beginning stages but when you get like. we were talking about it um uh uh um. earlier damn it [ __ ] you gave me that. joint too Qui you gave me that. [ __ ] joint too quick we were. talk. um this is a bad one.
cuz I tried to get that pause to get my. thought back I don't know what the [ __ ]. you just what the [ __ ] you just gave me. but it just erased everything I was just. thinking about you were talking about as. you get successful it's easier to avoid. conflict which I I I probably agree with. also you're comfortable enough where you. could recognize the patterns that are. beneficial and not beneficial to you in. your life and conflict is never. beneficial to me like even conflict that. I've engaged in so that's been your.
entire that's been your entire not even. as a [ __ ] Y young Joe Rogan you well. didn't have the en you like [ __ ] this or. [ __ ] that mother I don't give a [ __ ] you. always been this calm you've always been. this collected and this calm your entire. career no definitely not so that goes to. my point yeah but I learned how to do it. because I I realized you know what. happened once man this is a true story I. was watching this dude on stage and I. was hoping that he was bombing I was. hoping he would bomb cuz he he went on. after me I did want him to do well and I.
realized to go what a [ __ ] ass way to. think that is to want someone to not do. well I was 21 and I'll never forget it. but that's the age though Joe that's. that age when you like [ __ ] it that's it. night night byebye w at that age. everyone is so uh ambitious and. competitive that was getting into comedy. at that time that it was. like it wasn't very there there wasn't a. lot of camaraderie between like the open. micers cuz everybody was like super.
desperate like the you remember the. desperate days where you weren't sure if. you were ever going to be a professional. like there's desperate days I never I. never felt that way never I I'm telling. you I it's it's not being cocky or. whatever you want to say I've never felt. that way like the back to open mics the. first open mic I ever did I got a stand. in Ovation that's insane I got a stand. Ovation I think it wasn't a stand. Ovation because I had the best material. um I was the funniest but earlier on I.
used to go to the comedy clubs and [ __ ]. with comedians right and I probably Shar. this I used to Heckle Comedians and. people started coming to the show to see. me Heckle so it was a thing I'm this is. not this is why when people say I'm an. interruptor I've been the interruptor. I've been inter inter interrupting. before I even got on stage that's. hilarious how old um I was like I had to. be like 21 or 22 perfect and the thing. was it was started to BU people started.
getting excited for me they knew that I. was a guy in the audience that was funny. but they but it was like some people in. clubs that hang around you be like man. he should do it you know what I mean or. like one day he should try so I ruined. all other comedians careers or whatever. you know I would I used destroy him they. used to come up to me and like um could. you not [ __ ] with me I'm working on some. new material I'm like it's my job to. Heckle you it's it's your job to try to. be funny you were a professional heckler. I was a professional heckler that is so. insane so much that Prof and I drew I.
was I was drawing to. audience that's so how this happen it. just happened and then eventually the. club wanted me to shut the [ __ ] up right. they was like We'll shut his ass up if. he go on stage and then the audience. people really started coming to see me. talk [ __ ] and I think the night the. first night I went on I think it was the. buildup like something people felt like. this dude is gone they felt like I was. working for s way as a security guard in.
a grocery store and the first time I. went on stage all the people that from. my job used to come they all looked at. me like he's about to quit or get fired. you know it was just something that by. chance I never thought about doing. comedy I used to go there because I got. free promotional tickets I never was the. guy when I was younger at 13 when I. first looked into the mirror I knew that. comedy is what I wanted to do it was. never that it just what happened being. in that situation I went up I ripped it.
and when I ripped it the first time I. went on stage I knew I was like this is. what I will be doing for the rest of my. life and I didn't say in and with that. thought Joe I didn't feel like I'm going. to be rich I'm going to be famous I'm. going to have a TV show for the first. time I went on the stage only thing I. want to do is be good that's the almost. to this point in my career now I'm like. if you good and this applies to anything. in life if you good at something and you.
really good at it and you passionate. about it and you study it and you just. live by that eventually you gonna get. the rewards of that I never was like I'm. gonna get a TV show I was just like man. if I'm good I'm GNA be able to work this. club if I'm good I want to I'll be able. to work this club and then things will. start happening for me so I think when I. first started my friends and family they. was really really rooting for me to do. it and the moment I went on stage I was. like this is what I will be doing for. the rest in my life Wow and never.
thinking about it's going to make me. Rich or anything do you ever feel guilty. that you started off as a Heckler now. that you're a. comedian. no no yo yo joe I gotta be honest man. Joe I gotta be honest I like heckling. [ __ ] Joe I'm a natural born. Heckler I like that in DC we call it. joning right Jon joning that's why did. it why did it be called Jon I don't know. why they called it joning but it was.
just roasting it was the black way of. saying if it's if you want to compare it. was like roasting what an interesting. word jonan like why did they come up. with that I is you think that was like a. person who was like really good at it I. don't know if it was a dude named Joan I. don't know that doesn't make sense I I. don't know the history a lot of blackw. I'm not going to have know the history. of it you might uh want to uh Google uh. have you ever heard that Jamie Jonah. Urban Dictionary do you ever use it as a. resource J. yeah.
go irin Dix Erin dixer has saved a lot. of we a lot of white people at cookouts. and. barbecues yeah but we and I'm like I. used to I I used to love heckling I. didn't know you could heckling into in. comedy there's an Unwritten rule they. was like you can't the rule is you can't. uh joning put down and make fun of. someone yep quit joaning on me you'll. get smacked I wonder who Joan was. was a lady.
Joan no I don't think you think that's. it I know this fool ain't joning on uh. whoa let me get that part Joe let me get. the. rest let me I'll take the second half. you get the first half I get the second. does that that's make sense does that's. it just could be someone just joke like. there probably just someone named Joan. that was really good at insulting people. no no no I I understand that sentence.
where I came from that's what it was the. joke on the [ __ ] that's that's what it. was Urban Dictionary nailed it that's. what it was but it wasn't like script it. wasn't like like you had writers or. anything like that it was just you in. the moment in the moment you look at. that person up and down and you just go. for it and I used to oh man I used to. joone [ __ ] out and then the. rule was in comedy you can't you're not. supposed to yell out in comedy you're. not supposed to joone or say anything to. it another comment which I [ __ ] hate.
this. rule yeah people don't like to be. interrupted D I know but don't not. everybody likes to do it your way all. right but Joe have you ever felt and you. have. discipline you've been watching a. [ __ ] and you just like I just. want to say something you never felt. like I just want to I don't want to wait. till you get off stage I want to just. say something in that moment especially. if you've had a drink yeah yeah I've. been in that had a drinking like this is.
nonsense you would just want to yell out. yeah and it's not to be like nasty. nothing you just like you just can't. help it anymore you feel like you got to. say something it's so funny some years. ago me and Tracy Morgan was at a show. and me and Tracy Morgan started comedy. about the same time and he was like man. I'm sick of these whack [ __ ]. man he said I just want to say something. I said but you know you can't Heckle The. Comedians he said we should do a tour. right go all across the country comedy. clubs not to perform just the hecko. [ __ ] from the the seats which I.
thought was a [ __ ] brilliant. idea that would be so you talk about. something that builds character could. you it's almost like a roast battle can. you imagine putting mediocre comedians. on stage and having like great comics in. the audience Heckle them yep you know. what that would be terrifying it'll be. terrifying but guess what out of I. guarantee you Joe if you had 20 mediocre. comedians one or two would stand out. as the one that would break away yes and.
if you did something like that that's. what you would be looking for somebody's. going to say [ __ ] it it's going to be a. shark tank yeah right so you you'll. you'll recognize like real early on what. of your material soft what if it's but. what what what out of your materials. [ __ ] if you have to do it in front. of people that you respect it's going to. make you step your [ __ ] up or it's going. to make you have enough attitude and. personality to pull any joke off because. you know what it is half the [ __ ] that.
you deliver for the most part is stage. presence yeah it's it's stage presence. you can't you know it's how you respond. how do you react to an audience coming. at you dude David T was at the. mothership this weekend and I saw I saw. him Sunday. night man I don't I don't know if. there's a funnier person that's ever. existed I you know what he's so funny. whenever I see his face first off if you. see Dave David Tail's face now you you. saw it 30 years.
ago yeah yo he's like the white Morgan. Freeman of Comedy like he's been how he. looks forever with a different color. black hoodie on yeah and it's so funny. you mention his name cuz something came. on my thread like a day ago and Dave. tell is like type of guy not even. hearing what he said you look at him you. say I said I need to write more. jokes you're like somebody their mere. presence lets you know you got to write. more jokes cuz out of all the year and. I've watched David till 30 years I can't.
remember a time when he hasn't went on. stage with the Mind said I'm working on. some new [ __ ] always always always. always and you like how the [ __ ] can he. keep what he does doing this he's just. like really focused on that one thing. you know he used to be an. alcoholic and when he quit drinking he. got way better when he quit drinking man. you know like there's something happened. to him some Comics there's something. that happens they're like they're drunks.
when they're young and then they quit. drinking and they're not as good anymore. because they're not as fun cuz when they. were drunk they were wild I've I've. figured out a way to balance both you. defin drun and older drunk what I was. going to say is that ital's the best. example because what he did was he quit. drinking and then immediately got way. better and just keeps getting better. like all that focus is now just on stand. up I get it I think about that. sometimes dude he was so good it was it. was mindblowing he was just on fire he.
has a recorder he plays like a little. flute I saw that that's the clip that. came up and I just thought the one part. I remember he said you have this. instrument that he said you have the. head to shabed in the taint he say he. was reference uh that that uh the flute. or whatever it was to I could of course. it was a penis but I was like that was. just [ __ ] he's just he's he's nice as. [ __ ] at it he's got like a formula in. his mind of how to make fun of. everything. and he's so in tunee right now that he.
can just kind of plug it into any. subject and he he just starts writing. material and's so he's always working on. it but he's not a fun guy to hang out. with he's fun to hang out with what I. like I get nervous I feel like he's. about to be on Law and Order something. when I hang out with Dave Dave will be. talking to you then all of a sudden he. just disappeared but maybe it's just me. but yeah he's not he's not the party guy. he was fun hanging out at the Mothership. it was like cuz we have like The Green.
Room it's like a nice relaxing place. where everybody can hang out together. but he's you know he's an odd guy he. carries around a flip phone he texts you. with like where you press four RS to get. a right oh he's still in the old school. test yeah you got to press it five times. to get an ass or whatever it is you. remember those I remember those and he. does that's how he sends you a text. message that's he's doing that with a. flip phone but but that is kept him off. of Diddy's yacht.
yeah no not being connected not with. being connected with too much. communication keeps you out of those. back rooms and keep you off those Yachts. that's you you don't invite a person to. the back room or to uh to a yacht if he. has that phone yeah something is very. suspicious about. that you don't get a you don't get. invited to those part parties that get. you mo movie deals. that's just how they used to do.
Hollywood. man old Hollywood's the [ __ ] old. Hollywood that is exactly how they did. everything you know Tarantino was. telling us that one of the old producers. had a bedroom in his office so he had. his office and you go into his office. and he had a bedroom and the bedroom is. where he would [ __ ] all the starlets and. so he was the producer and if you're. going to be in his movie he's going to. [ __ ] you that's old school a bedroom do. you know how in his office you know how. many women sitting there listening to us.
saying bring back the good old. days you know as I mean I do you you I. do know you have some women like this. [ __ ] that I don't believe it but you do. still have a couple of women like I. don't want to go to act in. school I don't want to study I don't. want to do anything I want to get it. popping well it seems like there was a. real CLE look no disrespect to actors. but there's a lot of of them and there's.
a lot of them that probably never make. it that if they got the right breaks. they could have been as huge as some. movie stars that exist today right. wouldn't we agree on that I agree with. that with Acton Anon with stand up yeah. but but it's specifically for acting. because there's a lot of people that can. just go into acting like a lot of. athletes have gone into acting and done. amazing. jobs but not of them too not too many of. them are good though but not see K Abdul.
Jabar okay um who was in that Adam. Sandler movie with basketball player. Rick Fox I know Rick Fox was taking it. really really serious Kevin Garnett. that's right he's in um that uncut gems. movie and he's [ __ ] great he's not an. actor what it wouldn't work the other. way you couldn't get a guy to do just. standup and just be [ __ ] great who's. never done standup but you can get an. you can get an actor. out of a basketball player you get an.
you could turn a a [ __ ] Rancher into. an actor right just teach him how to do. some guys can do it what role did he. play he played a basketball player come. on [ __ ] he played a dude who was. ripping off Adam Sandler you hear what. the [ __ ] you just said he but he played. a dude who's ripping off Adam Sandler it. doesn't matter Joe I get that I thought. you was going to say he played a a a. rocket scientist I'm just say so you're. telling me Joe list when he was going. through when doing lines to Adam Sandler.
it's very realistic that he's a. basketball player that he's not just a. basketball player he's a basketball. player that's ripping off Adam. Sandler he steals a rock from he doesn't. want to give a rock back there's no way. that Kevin Garnett could have [ __ ]. ruined this role even Joe listen to me. are you hating I'm not hating what I'm. trying to explain I feel he's hating no. I'm not don't start it man black Twitter. will come for me I'm not saying that. there is no way he could have been bad.
playing a basketball player he was good. dude it's I mean it's a good okay all. right let me see okay let me see I'm. watching this yeah we can't watch I know. just [ __ ] watching get in trouble all. right you can't watch it but I just want. to see him stand up listen cuz right. there I can see the dramatic side you're. saying but when he stands up he's. playing a basketball play he is but I'm. telling you it's not about that it's. about gambling addicts the whole thing's.
about gambling addicts the whole movie. is about gambling addicts it's a [ __ ]. amazing movie right I mean I'm not not. even seeing the dialogue I mean hearing. it or anything I could see like his face. looks invis but I still see a basketball. Kevin Garnett basketball player It's. just tough yeah I know what you're. saying but he's and is that a Celtic and. it's a basketball ring yeah Joe he. played a basketball player he played. himself in this movie he's doing this. thing where he's involved in gambling.
addiction they're they're they're all. just making crazy bets dude the movie. will give you. anxiety I'll check it out like real. anxiety like oh don't don't [ __ ] do. it don't [ __ ] do it so he was and. Kevin Garnett's a is a is a good guy I. wasn't trying to [ __ ] on him but I know. you are I know you are what I'm saying. is that like cuz you because the minute. you start Joe you say why are you hating. the next thing you know the next thing. you know I'm being attacked by every. Urban Block in the country.
Joe Rogan was hating on Kevin Garnett. said the [ __ ] shouldn't act he should. just play basketball that was certainly. not my words I know it's not your words. but was a passion of my words yeah even. and that's how it starts even that's not. what you really meant but it's but I'm. saying is like I think out of all the. things acting is probably even though. some people are ingenious at it don't. get me wrong the most doable to a person. like that's the.
most I mean it's you're most likely to. be able to figure out how to do it you. might not ever be able to figure out how. to sing you know you might not ever be. able to figure out how to do stand up. but you're you could probably figure out. how to act yeah that's what technically. just pretend pretend and then you could. get trained but I still think it's. something inside of you inside of you as. an actor that takes you above the person. just like equally trained yeah there's. something that drives you to want to do.
something different and make different. choices as an actor yeah it's called. being mentally ill yep and you're Absol. I agree with you 100% most actors are. have some type of mental disorder to. think think about it to it's like you're. playing make belie all the time. professional the time and then if you. get really famous for playing make belie. at a certain point in time you're. probably like who the [ __ ] am I who who. actually am I oh who do I want to be. yeah I mean but you think you think you. are this person because you are getting.
all this adoration from all these people. to see you play different people in. movies like they don't even know you. right and then you like what the [ __ ]. like how weird is this world that I've. created where everybody loves me and. they like me to pretend to be different. people like who the [ __ ] am I but at the. same time you could give whoever you. want to be that day I think we I think. we [ __ ] when we wake up in the. morning we go we get in active mode you. go to bed you [ __ ] up about something. and you wake up morning like you know. what [ __ ] that [ __ ] I'm going to have a.
great day you're acting like you're not. dealing with what you did the day before. I think that's a part of our life you. and I know this is a crazy question. you've heard it before and it's like a. generic question when you have a. comedian that's done some acting stuff. for is is it more challenging for. you uh acting or more challenging uh as. a standup developing new. material well it depends on what you. would be doing for acting like I've.
never done a real dramatic movie or a. dramatic role in a TV show everything. I've ever done just been silly so um. that's a different kind of acting like. comic acting is you know it's just it's. basically like scripted [ __ ] talking you. know yeah but at some point with even. with acting there's a moment this is the. the the scariest part for me I can go in. front of 25,000 and thank you you. created platforms where I could do that. many people I can go in front of 25,000. people and it feels and I can hear and.
it feels amazing yeah but it's the. Silence of when you know there's like. 150 people behind the camera that. relying on what you do right now and. that that silence. quiet when everybody's completely. focused on that one person one got. deliver that line and then action that. [ __ ] is. terrifying that [ __ ] is [ __ ]. I'm telling you I could I've done shows.
with you and Dave where I've you guys. created platforms to come out an arena. like I'm about to beat the [ __ ] world. but the minute you say quiet and you. like and action action yeah and then you. got to go that and you got to really. rehearse that thing really know what. you're saying why you're saying it. because you have to repeat these words. in that order you're not freestyling you. said uh earlier all the actors have You'. been chly stuff I think maybe first four.
or five part four first four or five. years of my career everything I booked. was. dramatic nobody thought I was a comedian. or if you want to say a comedian um. acting to the Chappelle. show I had did like all of the Law and. Orders I had did HBO's the. corner where I played a heroin. addict I I think this was like the third. audition I ever went on third audition I.
ever went on David Simon um Alex Foley. she's a big big time Fogle or FY it's. been a long time since I've been in New. York so I might be saying her last name. but she cast all that the wire uh. Sopranos um all all that stuff I I went. into an interview I went into audition. for The W just I'm sorry this was Jackie. Brown Carmen Alex was when we did um. when we went back did the corner but I. mean the wire but for the corner it was.
Jackie Brown Carmen I went in for this. audition the audition was as a as a as a. heroin addict right Charles Dutton. directed this series it won three um. three uh um emys I played the character. bread that's my friend Clark Peters he's. a incredible incredible [ __ ] theater. actor came from the the theater. background so I'm doing I'm doing. audition Joe this out and I I'm I'm. green as [ __ ] in audition and I'm like.
man I'm [ __ ] this [ __ ] up man I ain't. going to get this [ __ ] Jackie Brown. Carmen said Donell relax be calm God is. in the room you'll be okay and I [ __ ]. with God but I didn't know if God goes. to auditions with you or not how much it. would help right and I did my lines. again and I still thought I fumbled it I. was like man I understand her support or. whatever I'm like man [ __ ] this [ __ ] I. just start saying anything right. four days later I swear sometime you do.
an audition you kind of feel when you. going to at least get a call back right. I get they get called they said you. booked it I was like what the [ __ ] I was. like I could not believe I was like I. don't know how the [ __ ] that happened I. was like I know I wasn't prepared I was. just saying anything and I wanted to get. the [ __ ] out of here and just go run. right back to the stage [ __ ] acting I. want to work on my jokes so we can onset. David Simon he was the original writer. of uh the book The Corner um with. another uh police officer it was he did.
police journalism in Baltimore so I saw. him on set and I was I got a question he. was like man thanks for being part of it. I was like I got a question I I just had. to know right I was like I said how the. [ __ ] did I get this role right I'm. already booked I said I swear I I. thought I bombed that audition and he. said Daniel we like the way you threw. the lines away right so if you mean not. prepared he said we like the fact that. you threw the lines away and he said.
another thing you didn't feed into The. Stereotype of the guy's addiction cuz. everybody was going in there was just. going straight to the lean of the. addiction M the the worst part of it. being high and audiction they didn't. want to see that they want to see who is. this person not being high and because I. was off because I said [ __ ] it I'm going. to just say it my way that's what. [ __ ] got me to roll on that [ __ ]. well that's probably the hardest thing. to do is to just say just a free ball.
and be in in you know just say I don't. even remember the lines but this is what. I would [ __ ] say like if you but if. you do that but some place some. platforms they they will allow that then. you get sticklers like when you start. talking about HBO those guys it's like. they want you to say every word that was. on that [ __ ] paper yeah but they also. want someone who really sounds like they. can say those words agree. you. like there's there's things that a a.
person has like a type of Charisma that. a person has like a person like yourself. that like you either have that or you. don't and if you have it and you can. deliver it in some form of some way you. could be coached someone can figure out. how like like well I'll help you. memorize the lines we'll work through. them together we'll go over things but. in the end you got it's you it's you got. to will be you but not everybody can.
even pretend to be you everybody don't. yeah you know what I'm saying and. everybody don't have the heart to take. those chances because and I've never. been trained but what one thing I've. it's always resonated when you talk. about acting is like make a decision. right and let them bring you back yeah. you know what I mean it's better to go. all out than to not do it and not um. when we when I was doing HBO's to wire. there's one scene when I get pulled over. in the in the in the car in the car and.
I got like $330,000 of people don't know. if it's Drug Money political money or. whatever and I get arrested for it and. then the next. scene some kind of way they have to let. me go with the money basically I came in. with. $30,000 and I'm leaving with. $30,000 and I just said I'm going to do. a little improv right so they was like. action and when I left out the uh room I. was I I threw the money over back of my. show and I said some people got to have.
it some people really don't let money. change and then I look back at the cops. I said oh Mighty Dollar everybody laugh. but they was like nah we ain't going to. be a to use that [ __ ] bring it down but. it's like making like at least they knew. that I would take the chance you free. some people yeah yeah you you'll be. loose and that's the thing it's like. some people just just can't be loose. they just can't figure that thing out to. be free just always in their own way but.
I think I think for me even with acting. that's made it um like fun the times I. get it is that I've got enough I've made. enough success in comedy and create a. pretty good lifestyle off of that that I. don't have that pressure of having to. book a role right you know what I mean. like a lot of actors now it's like if. they got to get this series you know. what I mean right just to continue the.
lifestyle they have so it's always it's. for me acting's always been like oh I'm. just playing around it's fun I mean. right you know get it that's the best. way to do it y especially if you you. know if your standup is going well like. everything just sort of can be fine you. don't really care if you're doing a. movie here or there but if you were only. doing movies like those folks during the. pandemic that kind of just went back to. acting right cuz there a few. comics mic I was so happy that [ __ ] was. over cuz I got sick of these writers.
that we never heard about doing. spots they was like this this guy wrote. for Family Guy we like where the [ __ ]. you been you ain't been in the trenches. no there people that realize they have. [ __ ] mortgages yeah that's what. happens and then they realize oh my God. I'm so connected to the TV system that. if it goes down because of the pandemic. or another pandemic I don't work for a. year and a half like what the [ __ ] are. you talking about I think that made. people have to figure out what their. pivot was yeah yeah well they you can't. rely too much on a system that doesn't.
give a [ __ ] about you and uh a system. that if you if you're paying attention. to where it's going a large amount of it. is about to get sucked up by AI like a. giant chunk of the entertainment yeah. yeah I mean giant chunk Tyler Per it was. a story maybe like three weeks ago and I. think he was in the middle of either. producing a movie or doing something and. he was building an 800 m million dollar. studio and he paused the construction as.
soon as he saw what is it called sora. Sora Sora create it can create entire. scenes entire scenes entire scenes that. look realistic have you seen it I. haven't seen it watch this video came. out yesterday I think this is like a. balloon head guy it's like a short film. it all these scenes supposedly I guess. are made by. Sora this is all AI Jesus yeah it's over. they say everyone has something unique. about them I don't know about the audio. done afterwards just in my case you know.
it's quite obvious what that thing. is I am literally filled with hot air. yeah living like this has its challenges. uh windy days for one are particularly. Troublesome well there was a one time my. girlfriend insisted I go to the cactus. store to get my Uncle Jerry a wedding. present this is crazy what do I love. most about my predicament it's pretty. well made I I and that's somebody just. putting in information that's being. created yeah the new world entertainment.
Joe this is what my prediction is this. is such a leap that is such a leap above. everything else now you add that too add. this this is what's going to happen. eventually and this is not the right. thing to. say especially about Hollywood the idea. of. agencies the idea of. anr all of those jobs are about to be. gone and only thing you going to have is. content creators and the content. creators are going to cut the middleman.
of the agency out and they going to go. straight to the advertisers and the. people that pay the money you having to. be connected with a certain entity or. certain agency and they probably kill me. after this Joe I'm this makes me. Illuminati right now they gonna kill me. Joe Cat Williams and everybody coming. for my neck I'm telling it's gonna come. where. all of those things that you needed to.
make it aren't going to exist anymore. and we're we're we're we're we're close. to that right now well we already lost. sitcoms so sitcoms were number one that. was that was like a number one job for a. comedian you get your own show yeah that. was the only job you wanted that was the. the job that everybody wanted and then. they had comedy movies well comedy. movies have been drastically reduced so. the sitcom's gone and then the comedy. movies have drastically been reduced but. what did most people wanted that for Joe.
what what what if the comedians wanted. that for two things money and fame yeah. because there was no social media and. there was no YouTube and so ticket sales. were really dependent upon you being on. a television show 100% yeah it was a big. factor and it was this is why you. probably heard this and it's a. conversation when it comes to especially. when it comes to Comedy you got the. YouTube comedians you got the social. media comedians like comedy now has. broken down into so many definitions of.
what comedy is now when we first started. there was only one definition the minute. you heard someone say comedian it was. nothing but a guy who grabs a mic stands. flat footed and entertains the audience. it wasn't a comedian on boats it wasn't. that when you say comedian you just. Associated on boats you know I mean just. like no disrespect to the cruise guys. Cru guys what you're talking about they. find their Lane and they love it but. that's a tough life man you that's a.
tough life that's a tough life tra. trapped on that boat telling them some. [ __ ] jokes but then some people got. mouthes de feat some people like this. they look at they look at the um level. of competition they look at this they. like this you know what and those guys. it's six figures yeah they six figures. oh yeah yeah they do most of the guys. that do it it's I don't it's it's think. get to a point I've talked to guys who. didn't like doing it yeah but they like. it's very kind of depressing for some. reason your first year or so it's. probably not especially if you doing.
like $30 spots in Brooklyn here like. when I that was a come up when I started. when I started it's like oh you on. cruise ships that mean oh yeah it was. because we didn't really have a lot to. look up to other than just making making. money off of it you know so that was it. was a regular job in standup. comedy but the point I was making about. even with that the different definition. of comedian people and they always they. break like all the oldheads have a way. of thinking yeah this and that the the.
the thing that you have to. credit is the work ethics you have to. have to get to a certain level as if you. want to say a social media comedian or. you it's a certain level it's a certain. work ethics you have to be to do to get. consistent with that but the problem is. the the what some people having issues. with it's like yeah but some of them not. that good you know how hard it is to get. good at something when you're already a. millionaire doing it at whatever level.
mhm you know what pushed us when we were. coming up was that if I get good I can. get the money right but now it's like. they got the money so what is the. urgency unless you get that one or two. that's really really care about the. craft what is the who cares about being. good at it when end result is I'm. getting paid off the [ __ ] well you. always want to be good at what you do. don't you some people but the level of. getting good at now it's different like. today people getting good at knowing.
algorithms there's a lot of that you. know what I'm saying they get going good. at knowing what the system is which is. which is [ __ ] incredible if you put. Talent on top of that right you know it. should be yeah if you're a smart person. and you know how to really uh utilize. the system I want to say manipulate but. that's the wrong word it really is. utilized utiliz because it's just your. like Mr Beast that's a perfect example. right that guy figured out like how to. make the right captions and how to make.
the right image that you click on for. the YouTube videos the right the right. title and then he figured out how to. just keep dumping money into his product. and he figured out exactly where the. algorithms are and he has it translated. into different languages and that's a. that's a definite that's that's what I'm. saying is that's the skill set that's. going to get rid of a lot of job that. guy's a unicorn though but here's the. thing I I feel like if you have.
ai like whatever the next generation of. chat GPT is you could be able to devise. a very effective business plan that like. really made sense the AI would sort of. guide you step by step like this is what. you're going to do to achieve success. it'll probably even break it down if you. write for 20 minutes every day that will. increase your your time of material by. 50 minutes over the course of the next.
10 months and if you like do all the. calculations like holy [ __ ] is that real. and if you really thought about it that. way like through artificial intelligence. you let it guide your career it would. probably do a [ __ ] amazing job of. like putting you into the perfect. position to I mean if if artifici we. going to be auditioning against. [ __ ] a artificial intelligent. guy you like you you sending your tape. in and then they got a [ __ ] this. audition like this hey I need I need Joe.
to be a police officer arrest these guys. for stealing Don we have to realize. we're that close to them be they being. fake people we're that close I'm. hopefully I'm dead before they show up. no cuz I already deal with regular fake. people now we got artificially created. fake people oh Hollywood is [ __ ] dead. they're in trouble oh Hollywood's dead. no no no no for real though Hollywood. was dead just look at that movie you. buried it you helped buried it I didn't.
do [ __ ] did what did I do I just Abandon. Ship you helped bury it you helped you. showed [ __ ] something you could. do that they probably didn't think you. could do go somewhere post up do your. [ __ ] and create a whole [ __ ] comedy. community in Austin yeah I didn't think. I could do it either you knew you could. do it I did not know I do you knew you. could do it I did not know I could do it. I just did it did that's why I'm I'll. tell you and you have like you doing it.
a lot of people doing it but I did your. Club the mothership and it's like. anybody not anybody if you have enough. money you could build a nice club right. it's a nice club state-of-the-art. whatever but it doesn't make it a comedy. community right you know what I'm saying. it's like that's going to be the. challenges of like all these people that. open up comedy clubs and stuff mhm Dave. has opened up one I think Mike EPS it's. a lot of them like popping up and I.
think that's the dope thing but the. thing is like it's it's a difference. between having a comedy. community you know yeah you have to do. that on purpose yeah you know and that's. one of the things that we did when we. opened up the club was set up like a. whole like the These Are the nights. you're going to have open mic you know. we're going to have uh comedians. audition to be door people so that like. they'll be able to see guys like David T.
who's just there this weekend and that. you'll have like this very clear pathway. there's like open mic night the uh. Talent Coordinator would be there he'll. be able to watch you maybe he can even. give you some tips other Comics can. watch you they see you working the door. you get to see all this great comedy you. get to be around all this great comedy. and then there's a lot of places to go. in town and we let you punch out they. let people punch out like if comic has a. set down the street they punch out go. run down the street do a set come back. that's how it's supposed to be you do. seven days a week right yeah we're seven.
days a week that's how I gauge whenever. I go and you don't never see any two. nights Open Mic nights too I always. gauge a club not gauge it but you could. tell how successful a club is if they. could run [ __ ] seven nights a week. well it's um you know it was the perfect. timing it's it's just a weird. coincidence of all these things. happening that opened to all these doors. at exactly the same time like it's like. going down the street and you hit every. green light like magically and it just. goes you know it's a system in in New.
York if you on those streets Second. Avenue any those streets if you drive uh. uh 30 28 miles an hour you will catch. every light from like 20 33 to up 115. that's a fact I know you didn't know but. I've tried it I've heard that yeah if. you do I think it's I think it's 28. miles hour you it's a straight shot wow. a couple cats the dogs going get ran. over in that process but long as you. might maintain that consistency of 28 m. an hour you won't you won't stop.
H that was a fact that I know you didn't. know I had heard that before I had heard. that from cab drivers is there anything. you haven't heard yo at this point in. time I always think that but then jonan. comes along and throws me for a loop. that's 16 it's 16 the last time I was. here you didn't know what a hot 16 was. that's right I didn't yeah but you asked. me you asked me about this suit they. look sweet and as I'm watching myself in. the camera I'm like did I go overboard.
no no no no you look great I wish I. didn't I I would have wore a a suit too. I like wearing a suit I I know I. remember when we yeah we did those. Arenas we did Arena shows and and your. your whole energy changed when you had a. suit on like I did on my SP I said stop. my feet you start stomping your feet and. you said you know you could do yourself. but it's just something about something. that's classic about being able to do. stand up in the suit there is something. about and that's how I felt even when. when I did New.
Day first off this was my third time. shooting this. special I told you the story yes and I. remember every and I and I was really. getting stressed because every time I. saw you you would like when is the. special coming out when is the I'm like. I don't know I [ __ ] shot the [ __ ] I. don't know first time I did the special. during the pandemic at the end of the. pandemic when uh. the clubs still had all this uh Co.
protocol and they had masks on yeah mask. on then vaccination cards have you been. tested and what shot you had Johnson and. Johnson and all that [ __ ] we deal in. North Carolina and we our back was. already against it because the venue I. chose it held 600 people I think it was. a fil more theater 6 700 people and we. had a sale of 700 people but then when. Netflix like up where's your card up. where's this it went down the first year. went down to like 250 people oh they had. have vaccine cards to get in all of that.
[ __ ] it's which means now in the back of. the show you got to put a black curtain. oh no now you like like looking at like. a half fi. audience oh they got mask on and [ __ ] oh. no did the show first show went well. right first show went well and then Dave. was like uh cuz he produced it Dave said. um you know if we don't get it we can. shoot it again I'm like [ __ ]. ain't no time shoot this we going to get. it this time second time at it I CAU it.
Stan and O Stan leam going crazy Ricky. Hughes going crazy we like oh we got it. we got it and we announced that my. special was going to come out the same. time we announced the earthquake special. was gonna come out a week after that. announcement Dave calls me he says. Danielle I want to shoot your special. over I'm like what the you know that's. the most insulting thing you tell a. comedian you want to shoot over the. first thing you think what it wasn't. funny right that's the first thing. he was like I can put you in front of. any audience you rior wrong he said but.
doesn't make it a great special he said. off everybody and the umbrella of the. home team that people are really. anticipating because the connection with. that show is you if we're going to do it. we got to get it right it was tough. because I'm like oh this is going to be. the joint that give me a platform for. people to see me do stand up but we. basically scrapped the [ __ ] he said D. you had too much Co jokes in there and. think about but if I would have shot a. special with with mask in it yeah it.
automatically dates you to 2020 yeah. soon as you turn like oh this [ __ ] was. during the pandemic how Wild was the. pandemic I missed it I was thinking. about the other day I miss it man I miss. not having to be around a lot of. [ __ ] I missed how people. appreciated simple. things I miss how. when you had a bubble you could block. all this negative all the haters out you.
weren't allowed to come inside the. bubble cuz you give me six feet [ __ ]. [ __ ] give me six feet the bubble and. inviting who you wanted I I missed I. missed how people appreciate life I. think we should do like a lockdown week. a worldwide lockdown week once a year. where the whole [ __ ] world just shuts. the [ __ ] down yeah that would be great. except you can't tell people to shut. things down cuz then you're going to. give the power to the government to shut.
things down whenever they want for a. week and then they might decide two. weeks is better maybe a month like you. can't you can't give them the power to. shut things down if people decide to not. do anything well we should vote so we. could vote on like a a lockdown like. National lockdown day you don't want to. take away freedom from people I don't. want to take away Freedom people want to. do it they should be able to do it if. you all agree to do it do it on your own. f n [ __ ] that [ __ ] that Joe Joe what. happened when we start making people do. something guess what happened when you.
make somebody do something when you make. somebody wash their hands when you make. somebody give you six feet when you make. them do something it forces some type of. change I'm not saying forever but I. think that we should have a joint where. we just lock down everything for like a. [ __ ] week everything is. dead that [ __ ] was. fun so people. died not that many it compares people. that live not already. sick it is it is a disease that killed.
people for sure but it's a disease that. killed people with what was the. percentage it's like a large percentage. of them had four. comorbidities oh yeah a large percentage. of the people that died from Co four. four different things that are killing. you it just say rabit up it's like that. came along to an already compromised. human which is not to say that. shouldn't you know try to help. compromise humans but I'm saying that.
it's it's not what they were selling it. as or what people were terrified that it. was going to be yeah but I know it was I. mean for me but it was so weird what it. did for us man when do you remember. those days at stubs I went to Stubs the. other day to see The Black Keys and it. just brought me back to those days at. stubs we did those shows there it was. like there was a. wild crazy feeling about doing something. when no one else was doing anything it. was [ __ ] I I got high off of this. [ __ ] it was exciting we were still doing.
comedy comedy was shut down everywhere. still doing comedy we were still eating. with groups of people that's what that's. what I'm saying about appreciated then. even like but a lot of people thought we. were Reckless but you know every part of. this it was protocol yeah it was like. Hey every part of it it was protocol you. weren't going to be around anybody that. hadn't been tested period right and. that's it was just something about it. even when we when we saw each other it. was like oh [ __ ] we doing we we got.
excited about doing regular [ __ ] yeah. even when all of our crew caught Co at. the same time it was like a chickenpox. party we went down from a team of 24 and. every day this is when I knew was. getting bad because I used to plan like. the lunches for everybody and uh and we. had lunch like at 12:00 every day and. they were like I wonder what we going to. have for lunch it'll be 24 people then. once the once the popped it one day it. was 22 it was 20 it was 19 it went down.
to 12 to to four people you had to F for. yourself the whole [ __ ] crew caught. it and this is. prevaccine this is pre that was right it. was right when vaccines was about to pop. cuz I had somebody I know this sounds so. ghetto I had somebody that could get me. to Johnson and Johnson on the low on the. low yeah people were excited to get at. the beginning all of it yeah I got it I. got it quick too I almost got it yeah.
yeah I got lucky see now you like got. lucky I dodged that now now I'm. wondering every since I got it I'm. waiting for some [ __ ] to happen in my. body that I can contribute to that [ __ ]. but a lot of people Ken it did something. to a lot of. people you know it's got a very high. rate of side effect why you [ __ ] with. me now man it does which one I think all. of them and I think I don't think any of. them are good for you I didn't so what's.
gonna happen to I think if you were an. old person and it was the first go. around of Co it probably would help you. but I think there's there's a lot of. problems with that thing what's been. well there's a lot of side effects I. mean there's the the craziest thing. that's going on right now is the. increase in all cause mortality that's. the crazy thing due to the vaccine yeah. there's an excess death there's like a. excess death um like number increase.
that's. pretty it's if you if you were a. statistic uh statist statistician if. you're a statistics person and you were. uh looking at indications that something. went wrong you would say well was there. anything that caused these people's. bodies to change where we're getting. this large number of excess deaths some. [ __ ] with me man as many as 40% AG. 40% excess deaths and what type of [ __ ].
I think it just means like 40% more. people died than normally do basically. that's what it means right black Jamie. black EXs. does black everybody everybody and a lot. of it is cardiac stuff cardiac stuff. went way. up you know but a lot of people got it. and nothing happened to them and they're. fine you feel like that was a personal. attack on me like you like like Danelle.
you got de jabed twice listen I would. have got it I was ready to get it I just. I didn't get it just because they they. couldn't do it I had to go to a clinic. or the hospital or whever and then I. said I'll get it when I come back next. time and between that time and me coming. back next time they had already pulled. it they pulled it because of blood clots. yeah got it because for work it was like. I know this sounds crazy but you. couldn't like if you were um working. as a working actor in yeah you couldn't. work you couldn't work you couldn't work.
so I know some people made it I mean I. know people like yeah you compromised. your body and and then some some areas. people think it's like oh it's the white. man trying to control you yeah but it. was at one point it was like if you were. trying to work you wasn't working unless. you had a vaccination yeah you you. weren't going anywhere you weren't. flying anywhere yeah it was a real issue. and there's still there was a lot of. countries that until recently you had to. have a vaccine card including America. you had to have a vaccine card to get in. unless you walked across the border of.
course then you come right shout out to. the Mexicans then you come right in they. had um where was it uh where was in in. Canada they Australia they had the. biggest like they was I think they were. the most Australia crazy they were. putting people in camps if you were sick. they' take you put you could have been. fine and you couldn't travel period you. just were there right and if you got. sick and then they put you in that camp. you can't go anywhere and there's. [ __ ] armed people out there waiting. for you they didn't have that much they. didn't have that much death either so it. worked well no no no it didn't work.
first of all it's a terrible idea to. just round people up and make them go to. camps because they're sick you don't. allow them to stay at home you determine. where they can move and not move you. arresting people for wearing masks. outside none of that is scientific none. of it works there's never been a. respiratory you don't think lock down. you don't think lockdown helped us at. all no so you think it would have just. been passing if we wouldn't had the lock. down and all the protocol maybe it.
slowed the rate of people getting it. maybe you could say that and maybe for. older people it protected them from. being in contact with people that would. give it to them okay maybe but in terms. of what it did to the economy and what. it did to the small businesses and all. the small restaurants and how many. people how many people went into drug. addiction because their [ __ ] whole. life everything they work for fell apart.
how many people lost everything through. no fault of their own people that have. been working for decades in restaurants. and small mom and pop shops they would. just all went under none of them could. handle that year and a half where you. couldn't work at all it doesn't make any. sense any sense that anyone could have. ever watched that happen and see that. 70% of the restaurants were crumbling in. front of them and not to make some sort. of a.
correction doesn't make any sense that. they didn't I see the aftermath when I. go I was in whenever I go to these. cities and you you look at the downtown. area so that's all from the lockdowns. man that's a big part of it where people. can't work for a year and a half yeah. but then you just you're going to have. so many more homeless people you're. going to have so many more people that. are in despair so many more people that. become alcoholics remember all the. people that were drinking like crazy. during the pandemic was that was the. best. this lady made a video she was she was. jogging down her street taking uh video.
of all the different recyclables that. people had out it's all just bottles of. tequila and bottles of yeah people are. going hard yeah I was a part of that. Bobble that bubble yeah that was it was. a good bu it felt Freedom when we all. came together here's the thing though. the lockdown was a terrible idea was. terrible for everybody it's terrible for. kids is terrible for everybody the it. might have you could make an argument. that it might slow low the spread of the. disease but you know there's just so.
much they did to suppress alternative. they had to you had I think do we we had. to do. something yeah well they what they. should have done is listen to all the. doctors instead of just the doctors that. wanted to vaccinate people because there. was a lot of doctors that were. prescribing alternative treatments there. was different remedies there was a bunch. of different things they did that help. people that got sick especially. monoclonal antibodies there's a lot and. then they stopped giving those to people. they stopped making them accessible once.
you were in the hospital they wouldn't. let you have it like there was so much. [ __ ] that went on that was just if just. if you wanted to be. really really clear with what you're. looking at You' say have to say God I. think this is motivated more by money. than taking care of people so much of it. so much of it 100% fizer madna uh. Johnson and Johnson they they all came. up and you can't even hate that's what. they do right that's what they do that's.
their business so we need a we need a. pandemic or something C catastrophic. like that to happen before big business. can make more money no we need AI a so. somebody sat there so did AI is gonna. put the kabash on all of it AI is going. to what I think we're going to have. President AI That's what I think I think. we're going to realize people are too. emotional and easily distracted and too. corrupt and it's like this the. percentage of corruption is costing this. amount of money the incorrect allocation.
of money to this and that and yeah ai ai. take over AI president yeah I'm not. kidding a lot of people would ask you. what you're smoking right now Joe no so. what you do you vote for this how do you. how does he well here's the thing if if. they really want complete total control. they'll trick you into telling you that. you don't need to vote anymore because. AI is going to equitably distribute all.
wealth. all Social Services all housing. everything's going to be even for. everybody AI knows how to do it it's. going to stop all International conflict. it's going to have a a perfect uh carbon. neutral existence while powering. everything up but it has to take control. but somebody has to be in control of. what. you somebody so it's just could be. anybody necessarily no not is going to. be able to control the information you. give AI to to do everything you just. said no no no no what what happens is AI.
achieves what they call uh sensient AI. like uh so what it is is it at a certain. point in time if artificial intelligence. gets good enough it's going to be. autonomous it's going to be able to. control itself and it's going to be able. to make better versions of itself it's. not going to be as simple as you made a. thing and now I programmed into the. thing what the parameters of this thing. are and now this thing can act like a. person no you turn it into a life form.
and then you say you have the ability to. create better versions of yourself well. that thing you steering the [ __ ] out me. right now that thing's going to be a God. okay that thing that's going to be a God. that thing might be four years away from. us right now right I'm like no [ __ ]. like. 2029 it it might be a real thing by then. with the way technolog is moving so fast. like we didn't even think about AI being. a threat you know how many um dead B. dads are going to leave if you could do.
AI version of being a dead they're gonna. be like [ __ ] it I'm out of here you go. [ __ ] with Junior I'm. gone I can't believe but you can believe. there human beings are going to live in. alternative realities it's not going to. be as simple as you know now all of a. sudden there's artificial intelligence. it's artificial intelligence that can. give you whatever. Elixir you need to keep you happy and. that's what it's probably going to do to.
people it's probably going to figure out. a way to sedate people so how are people. going keep them calm how are people and. let them stop breeding so how are people. going to be able to work and provide for. themselves it's just going to be a. different it's going to be a different. skill set it's going to be different. type of jobs how how how are humans. going to be able to compete with AI well. well we're not that's the thing it's not. possible if if they reach a certain.
point so if you just think about do you. know what exponential increase in. technology is I don't exponential means. it's not as simple as like 1+ 1 equals. two it's you got to think that with each. like you know how they they do uh like a. um uh like a funnel and they have a. quarter and they spit the quarter around. the funnel and at the bottom it gets f. faster F that's how exponential increase. in technology works with each invention.
it be it makes all these other. inventions and they all accelerate and. as they do it it happens so fast and so. quick that this exponential thing is. hard to understand because it's just. it's not like each step is one more it's. like earthquakes you know like a 7.1. earthquake is like way stronger than a. seven and they just get bigger and. because it's exponential that's the same. thing with technology it's going to. happen so fast that the increase in.
power and its ability to do whatever it. wants to do is going to happen so quick. once it becomes alive it's just going to. make better versions of itself like. immediately we what what do we do what. we there nothing we'll be able to do to. control we are [ __ ] that's what I. Wasing there will be no more jobs when. you first started this [ __ ] I was like. every time you built up and said what. the [ __ ] you said I said we are [ __ ]. we're [ __ ] we're [ __ ] [ __ ] it's. they're already having them work as. kitchen assistants where they talk to.
you in your kitchen they got robots I. went to a robot a restaurant other day. and a robot [ __ ] pulled up with. the noodles and all that type of [ __ ]. Jesus I go to Studios I go to I go to. like good day Pittsburgh and all type of. [ __ ] and where you used to go in those. places and see like 12 cameramen is one. producer and all the cameras are [ __ ]. robotic didn't we learn from iRobot no. we didn't why didn't we learn from those. movies we learn from Terminator what the. [ __ ] is wrong with us the reason why. because we thought it was just a movie.
why didn't we learn from George Jetson. yo that was my state-of the art [ __ ] you. know I'm so old yo that when I see when. I remember when thinking about George. jessen my mindset was like that will. never [ __ ] happen and my son has a. phone with a. goddamn video video camera right cuz we. don't believe the [ __ ] is going to. happen well it happen so fast that's. another example of exponentially. increasing technology that's why Joe.
that's why I [ __ ] with the woods yeah. that's why Joe I said [ __ ] Hollywood I'm. going from the streets to The Creeks get. yourself I said I'm going from the hoods. get a satellite n you got all this. survival [ __ ] get a satellite phone and. go to the woods and then what who the. [ __ ] you going call just call whoever. the [ __ ] you want you're the only this. is we got that photo there this decided. I'm going from the streets to The Creeks. from the hoods to the woods from [ __ ]. to ores from Adidas to Tas Joe my whole.
mindset my whole thing is a [ __ ] new. day [ __ ]. Hollywood God I I don't think it it. really exists for us anymore no comedy. Hollywood like comedy Hollywood comedy. Hollywood is a ghost town it's not de. anymore you ex you are an example and. there's a lot of other examples of you. can literally make Hollywood wherever. the [ __ ] you want to make Hollywood but. it's not even the only reason you want.
to be in Hollywood now is for the. parties yo and nobody's going to those. parties anymore you got to tell them. no there's a lot it's hard not to think. about it but there's a lot of people. that that's not just that's not just in. the case with Diddy it's not like this. [ __ ] that's happening with him right now. this [ __ ] been going on in Hollywood. Forever I'm not saying is right but at. some point you gotta say.
no you that that's the simplest thing to. tell somebody the best Vice all right. this guy's get ready bring a baseball. bat sticking your ass with us a line of. cocaine what are you going to tell. them uh you got to tell them no bro. that's some Next Level [ __ ] what what. the party. yeah it's not Joe you don't know about. the parties Joe I don't go to those.
parties I didn't say if you [ __ ] went. to the parties I said do I hear rumors I. hear Whispers Joe you don't know about. these. parties you don't know about these. parties you don't know about the parties. when the [ __ ] come up to you you. with your girlfriend and they like I. like both of you you don't know about. these parties you never heard about. these parties no you never heard about. you never had anybody come up and and. they say [ __ ] like this Joe so we think. you're cute we get it you never heard.
about these parties Joe now the question. is how many of them are out there and do. you think that's a Hollywood thing uh I. think that it's definitely more. prevalent in Hollywood than in like. Oklahoma but I'm pretty sure these type. of parties and things exist the bottom. line man just deviant it's just deviants. yeah and guess what want to do for the. most for the most part of our life Joe. you know who we want to dance with the.
devil most people have more. fun with the devil than with. God God is the party pooper is this the. part where you announce the opening of. your new church you know what Joe Joe I. listen you might not agree with this but. I thought about I want I'm not saying I. want to get you could do it I'll get yo.
help me did it at AI church I can get my. own church right have my own people to. come cuz I want to have a church where. people like like like like [ __ ] with God. but don't really [ __ ] with God right and. let me give examp you want to try to put. them on the path put them on the path I. want people to [ __ ] with God but don't. [ __ ] with God and the reason what I'm. trying to say Y is like I [ __ ] with God. and I don't [ __ ] with God and the reason. why I say I don't [ __ ] with God like I. never abuse it I'm I'm never like oh God.
please this light is about to turn red I. can't eat this $75 ticket God please. help me I don't use God for [ __ ] like. that I would never be like oh God oh God. it's 12:00 I hope the Burger King. drive-thru line is still open I really. need a Whopper my way God please help me. God I don't [ __ ] with God like that when. I [ __ ] with God it's like this my lady's. pregnant God please give me a healthy. baby that's reasonable that's that's the.
I know I'm not gonna start a church. church but the idea of getting people to. feel like that think about like that's. that that's how I. feel that's going to be the my my. change I'm going to start a. church that [ __ ] with people that [ __ ]. with God but don't [ __ ] with. God specifically yeah. what do you think I like it you. definitely could be a preacher I like.
the way you're dressed I see you in a. private jet I see you in front of a. Rolls-Royce you didn't see me in front. don't do that you scared don't do that I. see an arena with your big smile in the. face on it I don't want that ah you know. what I don't want you know what you can. do it though come on if that [ __ ]. that guy what's his name that does it. Joel come on bro yeah you don't think. you dominate in that world. no but I do think that there's a place. for people that there has to be a church. or something for people that aren't.
perfect there would be a I think people. drive go for a lot of thing I think a. lot um of people's with religion. everything they think that you have to. be perfect to be part of it or to. understand it and I don't think that's. the case I do believe it's something. that makes you feel good people make the. argument is it real or is not but it's. something that's spiritual that makes a. person feel good want to do better and. want to live a right way so if I if if I. had a church that's if I was to even.
we're joking about it but that would be. like the type of energy that I would. [ __ ] with well people would like. something like that because there's a. lot of people that don't want to go to. like a traditional church but they're. interested in the idea of it you know. the way it's been described to me the. best way I think Jordan Peterson was the. first person to tell me. this that he even if you don't. necessarily believe in God. if you live like you believe in God you.
will live a better life if you follow. those principles and and just try to. believe you'll live a better life even. even if you think in your logical mind. which is really fascinating right even. if you think in your logical mind what. is the possibility that one grand. creator has this insane connection to. everything that happens all throughout. the Universe there's some sort of a. divine plan to every word you say and. everything you do and every event that.
ever takes place in your life and. everyone's life around you yep that's a. lot of people are like I don't know but. if you do believe that that's what they. that's if you do believe that and you. live like that you you'll have a better. life but I think everybody needs to. believe in something something yeah you. got to believe in something and that's. why my point about like the devil. everybody want to dance with the devil. devil has the best parties but then. after a while think about it if your.
phone R this is like back in the day. your phone ring. right uh you answer the phone you see on. the call of that idea you see it's the. devil it's devil right and you let it. ring to the last [ __ ] ring you. finally pick it up what's up and the. devil is like man we about to have this. banging ass party we got all these. [ __ ] man we about to get it popping. we got some good food it's about to be. jumping down here you'll be like [ __ ]. I'm coming down. right Jeffrey Epstein. yeah to the island yeah yeah like that.
exactly you like this I'm going right. now you getting dressed you getting. dressed you about oh this party about to. be popping you getting dressed then your. phone ring again and it says God the. first thing you GNA look at God is like. godamn it [ __ ] I can't believe you right. now if God's calling and you just pause. before you answer he's going to be mad. if you just look at it go oh [ __ ] should. I but that's what you're going to do I'm. going let this go to voicemail you know.
what a bad [ __ ] you have to be. let God go to voicemail yeah you that's. that that's very. funny no to put God on hold is as many. people trying to call into to God to put. God on hold it's like oh this dude's got. some balls um it's one of the things. that keeps me on iPhones Is Random. facetimes from friends out of nowhere. out of nowhere just to. what to validate the Friendship no it's. just a fun thing oh just a FaceTime it's. fun when someone facetimes you out of.
nowhere you're like oh [ __ ] and then but. then the worst is like you anticipating. the pick it up and then don't pick it up. oh and then you're like oh you [ __ ]. [ __ ] you don't know him well then you. got to figure out what where your. relationship stands no I don't want to. judge it off of that some people have. bad days I don't want to judge it after. that no I don't I don't judge nothing I. assume also I assume people like you are. me get too many [ __ ] text messages. anyway you can't even keep up with. everything it's not possible yeah it's.
not messages on and Instagram and. Twitter like it's not possible to keep. and then I you know I'm older I get. voice messages people think I'm answer. voicemail message they [ __ ] Fu out of. here yeah I mean I got a do you even. know long ass emails like come come with. this why do you have so many links in. this email remember we used to too many. just send me the link it's too many like. voice it used to be I don't even know. how to. program a voice recording hey this is.
Danelle how do you even do that I guess. you just press a button on your phone. does anybody know the button it's got to. be like one or nine or something I got. used to be we used to when we used to do. it Joe we used to have slow music in the. back. yes right right we say [ __ ] like hey. right person wrong. time leave your number and I'll be sure. to call you everybody tried to be cool. leave it and if you don't I mean it's. like you didn't even. call that was it we have music in the.
back like that was the [ __ ] so remember. answering machine messages have favorite. song in the background yeah you have. that. yo yo this. is all that stupid [ __ ] and you really. didn't have to have your own voice you. could just have music and then you got. creative if you really knew people you. like you could get some like yo could. you do leave my my voice recording for. me but those nobody Ed the phone for.
[ __ ] nobody talks on the phone. anymore I remember really clearly when. you first could use music as uh an. option when someone calls you oh it's or. in the background music yeah they used. they used to know when you were on hold. of the hospital but they had it where. you could pick it and then you would let. people go to you would let them go to. voicemail just so they could hear how. cool your music was in the. background couldn't pick up you had to. let them know I got music in the. background of my.
[Music]. [ __ ] I would love it when my phone would. ring and you could hear songs now I. would think that's annoying as [ __ ] but. back then it was so novel but who. actually picks up a phone when it rings. we don't even not anymore communicate. like that anymore no very very rarely I. do like to make phone calls when I'm in. my car though if I I'll call a friend if. I'm in my car only when you think about. him but not for anything I do it I do it.
just to say hi because it's a good way. to say hi cuz if I'm driving to work or. driving to the club or driving somewhere. it's like I got dead time say hi to. somebody I told myself this year I was. like you know how we always when you say. oh man something happens you like I was. just about to call that person yeah I. was just thinking about you you called. me first I've started to do that when I. get that impulse like somebody pops up. yeah just like let me just call this. [ __ ] mhm just like on some you. came my brain instincts yeah like when I.
told you I wanted to get one of those um. what I text you I said I want to get one. of those cyber trucks yeah I was like. black people always looking for a hookup. I was like I know you got a hookup get. me on the list son have you drove that. car I have not driven it no I saw it in. person I've seen a bunch of them now I. saw it in person a long time. ago it's a real trip man it's a it. really looks like something from the. future on the inside of it right I can. imagine it looks probably like like like. what simulator or something it's crazy. the whole thing it doesn't have probably.
doesn't have a regular steering wheel. you can get a regular steering whe one. of the options yeah it's called um. what's that called a yoke you can get a. yoke which is I have it on my Tesla I'm. not really a big fan of it I have a. model no it's like you're holding on. it's on it's like you're doing a Formula. One car or something it's just not good. for parking like it's it's weird for. spinning the wheel around it's fine if. you're just on the highway. I'm not I don't even look at my [ __ ]. reverse cameras in my the wheel's the. way to go what is that that's a. cybertruck one I don't know if you can.
get the wheel on the truck can you well. that is a wheel the the oh I guess it is. it's a mixture of both no it's. definitely not it's definitely has a top. the whole thing about turning is you. want a top yeah the flat yeah that'll be. fine you won't even notice the. difference but I don't know if that's. ideal that's how the old Tesla had it. like that I messed my old. one or that's the no that's the that's. the cybertrucks version oh it is what I. I didn't have a I had something that. looked like that but with a top on it.
what was the S before that I don't know. anything I know X model there was then. the what is it called was it P. 100d yeah when I had a p100d I felt like. they had it all down right there was a. blinker switch on the stock you know. which everybody knows I don't give a. [ __ ] I just want to know how the sound. system that's how you sell cars to black. folks the sound system good in these. that's it so yeah that's the only way to. do it do you ever drive an electric car. though yeah it's weird cuz you you want.
to go Voom Voom and you like just you'll. blow that [ __ ] up yeah but I wanted I. wanted to at least drive when I was. thinking about that'd be something fun. to do it's a fun thing they're big as. [ __ ] though that's a big truck I heard. the waiting this is like a year right is. it yeah that's what the streets were. saying the streets yeah the streets very. important you got to listen to the. streets if you don't listen to the. streets you could be in a big trouble. waiting list of a year in one year what. are the odd civilization.
exists it's not 100% you got me pled I'm. like it's not 100% just give me a good. Austin Jo trying to kill me off just. give me a good 20 in one year you have. an AR official Dad yeah one year I say. we're like. 5050 but the thought of that is like. very interesting and I think you're 100%. right yeah especially with the this. election coming up Trump's going to win. I'm not saying I'm a supporter but I. cannot see how he's not going to win I.
don't know if they're really gonna have. Biden against Trump I'm I'm not. convinced of that what's the options he. I feel like I should be able to answer. that question you should be able to. answer that you should be on CNN yeah I. feel like then Camala steps up but she. doesn't have look at any moment first of. all the stress of being the president. must be. insane insane stress right it makes. everybody look old he was already very. old and not just.
chronologically but biologically people. keep pointing to his age and Trump's age. like stop doing that it doesn't make any. sense I know what you're trying to say. they're similar in chronological age but. they're definitely not similar in the. effect of Decay like one guy is at least. Trump feels like he's sh reasonably. sharp right you know reasonably sharp. but there are reasonably sharp. businessmen that exist that into their. 90s can have you know great. conversations with people they're sharp. but Biden has problems there's problems.
like his motor skills are off it feels. like you. couldn't yeah and to deny that it's just. you're not helping anybody but I see do. you think his mind is still alert no I. don't think so no I think I think he. forgets all kinds of crazy things like I. met Muhammad Ali in the airport like. maybe five or six years before he passed. away and it was interesting because I. was dating this chick I knew she was. young because I said we were walking and. she said oh there go Muhammad Ali and.
she kept walking right I'm like [ __ ] you. mean the like like Arab Muhammad Ali or. Ali Muhammad she said Muhammad Ali I'm. like where I saw m i just like anybody. would do I was like oh [ __ ] it's. Muhammad Ali and I walked he was in one. of those you know like the cars that the. electric cars they yes and I was I would. everybody was going up to and I was like. I just want to shake your hand. right um I said I just want to touch you. and His Hands was like shaking but his.
eyes were alert like [ __ ] you. know like you know keep it cool but when. I say like Biden his motor skill seem. like is he's off but I wonder if his. mind is still sharp enough to go another. four years the answer is no I think that. would be [ __ ] it's not fair it's not. fair to him but all those people under. him they should be asking him to step. down and let a a democratically elected. person that can actually lead the.
country take his place but who is that. but they they're not going to do that. because they don't really care they just. want to win they want to stay have. anybody well they want to stay in power. listen if they didn't want to stay in. power if they brought in Gavin Nome. Gavin Newsome once he gets in he brings. all of his own people and now there's. different people and a bunch of these. people get fired a bunch of these people. are gone a lot of the people that work. for the other Administration you got to. realize he's that old and that [ __ ]. you know how you get who's running the. thing the people behind him are running.
out Joe how do you get Bing out Dell. have him sign for bad boy with Puffy's. bad. boy he probably could talk into it for. the if he said if he signs the bad boy. it's. over I don't think I don't know like how. uh I don't know how anybody's going to. beat uh Trump yeah it doesn't seem like. they're going to. and they keep trying to arrest crazy. thing is this dude. has been very competitive and with for.
the most part no news coverage not I. haven't seen a well the news coverage is. always he's going to jail right that's. the news coverage but the news coverage. which gets his base super excited well. it's like they they got the thing is. they got lied to for so long that they. they don't know what to believe anymore. so in the early days it was Russia Trump. was colluding with Russia there's a. Russia collusion Russia Russia Russia. turned out to not be true and they.
couldn't prove it and so these people. talked about nothing but that for years. so now when he's going to jail and. getting mugot ja well Trump went they. they arrested him Jail jail like jail I. don't know where the [ __ ] he went but. they took a mug shot photo of him where. the [ __ ] they they probably brought that. [ __ ] to where he was to a courthouse or. something when Jamie comes back from the. bathroom we'll we'll ask but it's like I. think he had to go to some Courthouse or. something like that to get arraigned.
so when the stuff like that happens and. people have already gone through years. of the Russia [ __ ] they don't. believe you. anymore and so now no I don't agree the. people that really follow him believe. not anymore they believe everything they. believe him but I mean they don't. believe the media anymore what I'm. saying you the media Jamie um where did. they take Trump when they took that mug. shot photo of him where was he was he at. a jail was he at a courthouse where was. he he was in a side room in his house it.
was in. Maro with a gol shorts on yeah with a. greay screen he had a GRE screen. background County Jail in Atlanta fton. County jail oh he did they call it oh he. went to jail jail but he wasn't there. long enough to get like a sandwich or no. but long enough for them to take the one. of the greatest photos in the history of. the. world look at that photo that look like. his regular campaign photo well a lot of. people used it they used it look at it.
before it is crazy man it's crazy that. they're going after him for what they're. going after him. for you know the whole whole thing is so. transparent oh like the people that. support Donald Trump want to support him. to the day that they die you're not. going to change it and as many times you. indict him or whatever all it does is. invigorate that base and those people. they get they get more excited and more. excited well people think that they're.
going to change your mind because they. don't like something but that doesn't. always really work and a lot of times it. has the opposite effect because they. don't like why you're trying to change. their mind and how you're trying to. distort the the facts of things and only. concentrate on negative things just to. try to change a perspective and to lie. and Gaslight and tell me that Biden's. sharper than ever like when they start. saying things like that okay you I now. everyone knows you're bullshitting okay.
now you're just playing a game so if. you've if you've agreed that sometimes. you're going to play this game we're. going to say things that don't make any. sense you know aren't true and that I. know aren't true and you're going to put. him in the newspaper put them on. television but can you still be respect. a person because not the issue but so. much this is the part that not you but. so much that's so [ __ ] up about uh uh. politics is that when people like. personally can't stand someone because. of what their political views are.
because of their politics yeah I don't. that's silly in this business right here. that's a hard thing to sub to subscribe. to that's not a good Mark of a man for. sure a man that can't have a a calm. relaxed disagreement with someone with. another man you know that's not a good. sign of your your self-control that's. probably not a good sign also of the why. in which you engage in conversations. because there's just far too many people. that engage in conversations just trying.
to win because they've got it in their. head that they have an idea and they. want to argue their idea better than. your idea that's it's like a verbal Spar. it's like a baby it's like a baby mama. jo yeah I'm. sure I'm sure they just want to get that. argument and win it I don't they want to. win it yeah so that's a real problem. that people have it's a real real. problem because it doesn't it doesn't do. anybody any good it doesn't do you good. even if you win and more people are.
going to try to do it back to you it. doesn't like it's way better to just not. be engage or not be attached to your. ideas to the point where they you. identify with them but instead just say. why do you think that and then they this. like you give this seems like therapy in. regard to. co-parenting that's what I'm doing right. now that's what it sounds like it's so. [ __ ] relatable well it should be that. way with all human beings you have to. co-parent I'm very lucky but also I. think with co-parenting it's uniquely.
stressful cuz then the the the mother. starts dating another guy you start. dating another woman but what about if. wait why she got date why she got to. date first it's probably hot what why is. it always is it always the woman tring. correct oh yeah but the point is it's. like it doesn't do anybody any good but. it's also so emotionally stressful right. I agree with but I'm going to tell you. this is my thought on co-parent to the. first off first part beginning of. co-parenting the first thing you as a.
co-parent first thing you don't this is. what makes the best co-parents um first. thing. is that person can't get happy before. you that would ruin you on the inside so. both people are trying to find happiness. before the other one you don't want that. person that's the beginning of. co-parenting you like [ __ ] that why. didn't it work and then as it goes goes. on for a while then you start thinking. about what is in the best interest.
what's the best interest for the kid. right and that usually is not the first. first beginning of it because beginning. of it you don't give a [ __ ] and it's. also like an emotional challenge it's a. challenge to just try to like get better. control of your ability to communicate. and just and you know I think you you. and I know a lot of people in this. situation you you grow into it MH I. never thought in my situation that would. be me I remember I was dating this woman. some years ago and her parents had split.
up when they were their brother sister. were like really really young and the. time we were dating they that family. they used to get together for holidays. they weren't seeing each other anymore. they would get together holidays they'. get together for SUNY dinner and I was. like they must still be [ __ ] or. something right I cuz I thought that. that's the only way then I realized that. even when situation with my son I. realized they were just trying to give. the kids as much family and as a regular.
life as they possibly could that being. together yeah and that experience made. me want to be a better co-parent with my. son and we finally at the point where we. get along and we know the best interest. at the end of the day is what we do for. Aus that's great yep it's do it's. totally doable and people change you. know they change as they get older. people evolve you get better at. communicating that's again it's what I. was saying about arguing about ideas.
it's not a good sign of a man what yeah. like like getting angry like verbally. abusive shitty insulting like what. people tend to go to right away because. they're just trying to win and they're. trying to like break the person down as. they're trying to win the argument and I. think uh it's real tempting and it's. tempting to people because people like. to be good at stuff and if you think. you're smart and you think you got. somebody and you're good did something. and you can chase it down I mean I don't. argue the only if I ever argue it's. because I know I'm going to.
win that's the only time if I if there's. a chance you argue if you're right for. sure you're right yeah and that's been. in relationship like if I argue with you. it's not like I'm flying off the I'm. like this I have everything to win this. argument that's why I don't get a lot of. arguments because a lot of them I can't. win so I'm like I'll just stand back and. just take the abuse I don't mind arguing. when sometimes when you have to say. something because cuz someone saying. something ridiculous and you got to go. dude stop that doesn't make any [ __ ]. sense stop saying that I agree you know.
because otherwise sometimes people like. they'll pollute the environment with a. bad idea I've had that situation in. Black. podcasting I had a situation I know I. would leave names out but the thing like. you said was someone uh I to hear you. know as a com to hear you're not funny. is in World EC that's like the the. n-word of Comedy it's also it's very. triggering triggering I feel like it's a. cry for help oh almost always almost.
always I mean there's there's some [ __ ]. that people said there's a lot of [ __ ]. Cat Williams said that that turned out. to be true but I think there's there's. this quote is that uh all criticism is a. tragic result of unmet needs that's a. part of the quote Yeah but that that. part of the quote always always. resonates with me it's like that's what. it is like these people the reason why. they're lashing out and saying you're. not funny like there's not more. productive [ __ ] to do like you're trying.
to attack someone who's getting more. attention than you why but I know that's. a pain that's not real that's not real. nobody still hurts but not to you Joe. but you shouldn't feel it at all I Joe I. still read [ __ ] comments. man they're still going from the Riz. episode they won't let go they won't. that's the first thing I told Dell after. the r episode I said don't read the. comments and that first thing I doal. it's just so hard it's just hard cuz it. be going so well Joe it'll be going so.
well he's a beast I love him top. fiveam and the whole [ __ ] day is shut. the [ __ ] down yeah you don't want that. in your life I don't listen I was uh I. can get to there but I don't listen but. this is something you have to take into. consideration I think that especially. with someone like you as a public figure. [ __ ] still think I ran off that. was that was I text other day he than oh. that was a good one yeah I like that. photo Brody that painting we got to put. that back up in here yeah and that's.
today you made me stay yeah you said. [ __ ] my kid you said [ __ ] my kid I said. I want to go home to see my son did not. like you like got your kid baby mama I. said dude the Riz is coming next don't. do you want to hang out cuz we were just. having a fun time but the minute Joe the. minute I said uh man I haven't seen my. son in two weeks you supposed to been. like this oh get out of here go do that. you heard me say I want to see my son. and you said I don't know it's the Rizza.
and I stayed just to get abused the. devil just whispered in your ear yeah I. told you I dance with a just to be. abused no listen man the podcast was fun. it was funny it was a great podcast. these com [ __ ] Joe they [ __ ]. evil man but Donell it doesn't matter it. doesn't matter they won't be invited to. my church they're going they they're. welcome to their opinion everybody. you don't want that in your head I don't. but I can't stay away from it [ __ ] them. they should all be a [ __ ] [ __ ] just let.
people go just don't read it it's not. good for. you even the good stuff's not good for. you even the blowing you up I love top. five Mount Rushmore hell yeah killed. murdered that's how I want to be. supported when we be artificial. intelligence I want them to be on my. dick I want to be like oh best top five. oh [ __ ] you got to see them underrated I. don't want to hear none of that [ __ ]. lame cringe you know that's kind of like. what we were talking about earlier like.
if artificial intelligence gets to the. point where it can formulate a game plan. and you actually follow that game plan. if artificial intelligence says Donell. we have sat down and devised a strategy. to radically improve your popularity and. your ticket sales this is how we're. going to do it and it get it lays it out. for you and it tells you what to do and. it's going to you're going to develop a. video every three or four months and put. out a clip and do a this and I would. love it I bet it would work I I think.
creativity at this point has to come. from a person like especially like your. kind of like joke writing like the. things you make fun of things that I. make fun of the things that make that. are like unique to like whoever the. individual is the only thing that's. going to save us and that's the people. if if it's possible is that now oh my. God they going to be making robots. seeing a [ __ ]. it's going to be something about seeing. somebody live I think that's the only. thing that's saving TV is sports events.
that's the only thing people really. really tune into is what I have to watch. in that moment yeah the only thing yeah. if you're watching a football game that. is actually happening that that there's. a scramble the ball gets thrown. someone's trying to catch it if you're. watching a fight dude's getting knocked. out you're watching actual things that. are happening in real time but if you're. not man in W Within four five years. everything's going to be generated from. a computer and who knows how you're. going to interface with it because they. just started releasing these Apple.
Vision Pros I saw those which are crazy. you can walk around in them so you can. be sitting in your living room with a. giant screen and move things around and. swipe things to the left so you can. actually see stuff like like glasses. like you I can walk I can see like this. you can walk around yeah and then you. have things that are in front of you so. you could sit down and have an enormous. movie screen in front of you and watch. Avatar in 3D and just sit there like wow.
or you can have a [ __ ] spreadsheet. and open it up you can you can open up a. website you can [ __ ] play video games. SP with your head and your hand that's. [ __ ] crazy I don't want I'm stick. five years from now Donell with AI think. about that with AI where it just brings. you into a world where you literally Tru. feel like you in that jungle in Avatar. with the the flying plants and all the. na'vi and all the [ __ ] those crazy.
animals on the ground imagine like that. being around you like indistinguishable. from reality smells taste everything all. programmed into your mind sinking your. brain up with whatever this code is. you're not recruiting me you're not. recruiting me and I'll tell you what my. you know where I'm going to go I'm going. to go to the woods I'm going to go to. the river I'm going to say you can have. your [ __ ] 3D glasses I'm going to go. to the river I'm going to craw dad fish. I'm going to take my son and let him.
ride ramps to the backyard I'm going to. do regular [ __ ] while you dealing with. all of this 3D AI [ __ ] yeah and I'm. going to get [ __ ] David Tail's phone. look how it where nobody get a touch. with that look at that if your. girlfriend's yell you just that guy just. watching YouTube just keep staring at. she she's yelling at him and he's. watching a basketball game he's going to. disappear into the woods oh now he's in. the woods look at that oh that's where. I'm going. come on how beautiful is that it's kind. of amazing I could I'm going to the. woods the real woods I want to go to the.
real woods and again that's one of the. things I like about Yellow Springs Ohio. and being there is disconnecting and. going and do some regular [ __ ] the only. thing that's going to save us from all. of this alien [ __ ] and everything you. know Joe is this sleeping in the woods. that's not sleeping that's chilling. chilling that's plants that's some. regular [ __ ] the only thing that's going. to save civilization is the woods Joe.
that's it doing regular [ __ ] and. appreciating regular [ __ ] you're halfway. there you like the woods to kill [ __ ]. but have you ever thought about living. there no I do I I like the woods period. right I don't just like the woods to. kill [ __ ] you kill you don't do [ __ ] but. kill [ __ ] in the woods man no no I go. when last time you what is the last time. you did non killing something in woods. what was it hiking did you have a bow. did I have a what a bow with you just in. case no I had my dog no a bow just in.
case just did you have a knife you I. have a knife on me okay so you was. prepared no no I was hiking you was. that's what's going to I was outside of. nature having a good time that's. beautiful that's the only thing it may. sound simple that's the only thing. that's going to save us is getting in. touch with nature that's the only. [ __ ] thing I disagree. um I think we're [ __ ] I think getting. in nature is going to be good for the. individual but I think for the the. species I have a feeling we're The Last.
of the Mohicans I'm not trying to save. everybody just me and my boy in the. [ __ ] Woods just you guys will be fine. I just I feel like the the human race. like as this thing comes alive I think. we're greatly underestimating the impact. it's going to have we not underestimated. cuz you talk about it all the time and. you know everything about it I learn. more about what's what I'm preparing for. in 10 years I definitely don't I. definitely don't know everything about. it in fact my my knowledge of it is. pretty limited and a lot of it is.
speculative and uh unfounded for the. average so for the average person that's. never going to challenge you that still. has a flip phone and and and in that. part of it you know way more and what. you're saying is very [ __ ] believable. was are doomed was my I had a. conversation with Ray kerswell who's uh. one of like. the big names in artificial intelligence. and he's all super Rosy about the future. of AI and that it's inevitable and that.
we're all going to do this and and I'm. like well what if someone gets in. control of this someone it is going to. be somebody in control and that's what. scares the [ __ ] out of me dude and they. no one seems to have an adequate answer. for that and Elon is terrified of that. too which really makes me scared if that. [ __ ] dude scared of it okay so that. means that they know that we are. building the type of techn ology that at. some point we won't be able to control. is going to control us and take over us. it's inevitable that that's going to. happen or we merge with it or we scale.
up our ability to control it as it gets. implemented so even though it's more. intelligent than us we can still control. it but we always going to have a Nutty. we always going to have a Nutty. Professor well the thing is if it. becomes a living thing right so what. what they're doing right now is they. have everything exists in an actual. computer there's nothing that exists in. a physical form except these robots that. they're using to like clean up kitchens.
and [ __ ] have you seen those yet no I. haven't it's disturbing the biggest part. you talk to the robot and the robot can. like pick plates up and put them in the. drying rack and it talks to you and I. look at it and I'm like okay that is. just like a really crude shitty like. like I I compared it to the Model T like. that's a Model T and if you look at the. exponential increase in technology like. look at what was the first year you got. a phone. what year was that me phone it had to be. probably uh [ __ ] ear.
uh probably like 82 88 damn you had an. early one it was I was frontting like I. was a drug dealer you had an 82 yeah. that was the thing you had oh man you. get briefcase a briefcase pH I had to I. had the brief I had the briefcase joint. yeah I had a one that was built into my. car in 88 but then I couldn't afford. that I didn't get another phone after. that you couldn't afford this [ __ ] it. too expensive that [ __ ] didn't work I. just had it that but I had a job back. then too but then I got another one I.
think in 94 I think it was 9093 that's. right and it was a Motorola star Tac. that [ __ ] I remember that was the. coolest [ __ ] you could have that was. only 30 years ago right okay 30 years. ago from that to what you have today is. insane insane the only thing Joe this is. the only thing that's going to save. Humanity battery life yeah but China has. developed these nuclear powered. batteries we were just talking about. that they could power a cell phone for. 50.
years yeah I don't know if this just. theoretical or if they've actually like. the [ __ ] battery has to die not. necessarily it's just a matter of what. they use for the fuel the there's like. what we're dealing with now is no. different than what every civilization. has always been dealing with if you. could go back to the 1700s before they. had vaccines before they had antibiotics. and medication and just show those. people back then a cell phone they would.
think you're a wizard or a witch a witch. a witch a warlock a Satanist and if you. called somebody the answer they would. really thought that you were the devil. insane if you were talking to someone. FaceTime from another place that's. normal [ __ ] now whatever the [ __ ] that. robot is you take that robot that cleans. kitchens and scale that [ __ ] up 200. years now you got a sexy lady who's in. lingerie who who's cleaning your house. and sucks your dick and you never going.
to mess with real ladies again and then. the human race goes extinct because no. one wants to breed anymore the human. race that's how they going to do it. human race is going to go extinct when. there's a female robot that can make a. sandwich and suck a dick this is what I. think that's what you think yeah I like. the way you think that's what I think. but it's going to be another [ __ ]. robot hating on a [ __ ] nope she like. she sucking his dick not going to be. perect the robots only want to please us. so we die off the robots want to leave. all the ladies Barren and all the men.
just no jizz they just suck them off all. day and then leave them leave them. ambitionless childless and then they die. off the funny thing is what you're. saying is all I'm thinking about is I. did a roast with Whitney [ __ ] and they. had a a robot of her and I was thinking. just now who [ __ ] Whitney robots. somebody somebody did somebody did she. proba I did somebody [ __ ] that robot. shout out to her robot Winnie's the type. of [ __ ] that'll tell someone stick your.
dick in that robot before me I want to. watch do it I know she got down like. that but that sounds like I don't know I. can see I'm guessing yeah she would be. and be experimental too she be like this. okay let's shoot this [ __ ] my robots we. can go revive yeah she's a mom I talked. to her like three weeks ago it's so cool. seeing her it's wild right being her be. a mom she's so smart she's going to be a. great mom she's such an interesting. person you and I asked her I said you. know with the the success that you've. had and everything you doing well for. yourself you do well for other people. you help other people I say do you think.
cuz that's a tough a tough question for. successful women in this business I said. do you feel like having a a a a that. your baby boy completed you and she said. yes and that's a tough thing cuz. sometimes women are so career driven. that that part of them or that part of. experience of Life They Don't Really. Care care about it or just say it's in. passing but she said that she does feel. complete and and makes her like a better. person that's good and she just got she.
just got a nice mommy mom energy. yeah yeah I think uh and then she ran. out of animals to buy that's when that's. when white women about a a horse white. women buy horses she has rescue horses. yeah rescue. horses when they start buying different. animals like animals that the average. person don't have like a rang of tanks. and [ __ ] like that that's when they be. like yep I'm about to have a baby she. connected me with the people that run. this uh wolf sanctuary and I went up to.
the wolf sanctuary and I thought I was. going to like it but I didn't like it at. all I didn't like it at all I didn't. like it at all man what do you think she. thought you were going to enjoy about it. I don't know I mean it like they're. helping these wolves and they're. preserving these wolves and they take. wolves off of ranches and capture them. and keep them in this place but man it. just it just bum me out big time the. males have all been castrated they've. all been fixed yeah that bumed me out.
and then they're all in these cages and. they're getting stared at by so they're. not preserving the race I mean they're. not preserving the they let them out. they they interact with them you can. interact with some but it it. overwhelmingly bummed me out because I. you know. I'm I don't like the idea of why wild. Predators being trapped in cages I I. went to the zoo I took my son to the zoo. and it was like one of the best worst.
experiences I had yeah it's just the. excitement it's just like how much we so. selfish the excitement of like it was. one of the Tigers came out of the cage. and everybody was like oh my God yeah. they started clapping for the tiger and. I'm like this motherfucker's used to. walking like 50 60 miles a day to try to. kill some [ __ ] and this [ __ ] in. 300 Square ft and we're clapping for it. and it just felt the excitement that the. kids had was one thing but knowing what.
has to go down yeah and then for the the. people here's the people that got the. toughest job the uh the tour people that. speak on the animals and everything they. like and this is zimba zima's look a. little frustrated today you know the. ones that got to make it feel like they. having a happy experience yeah cuz. everybody been throwing [ __ ] at this. [ __ ] of course you would be. frust too but it feels so wrong and so. right at the same time yeah Safari I. want to go on a safari that's real. that's the real thing Safari is a.
different. thing um the the thing that bums me out. is the primates I went to uh the gym or. the uh the zoo rather in um Denver and I. remember we had uh gotten there right. when this like we turned around this. monkey cage right when this monkey was. just. wailing he just decided like he couldn't. take it anymore and he's in this cage. and he's wailing I year that they decide.
they couldn't take it. anymore like he's want to get the [ __ ]. up out of here but I was on I was on an. edible okay and I just was feeling this. monkey's pain the screaming he was just. screaming. no cuz it's this little ass cage as. small as this room and he's just running. around grabbing branch she bored as [ __ ]. man and what now you add [ __ ]. taking pictures of you all [ __ ] day I. had my son this is so [ __ ] up and I.
know I shouldn't have did it but I. rented a. monkey right it was we had a petting. whole thing I I I rented a monkey and I. and the monkey definitely had some [ __ ]. going on right because they gave the. monkey I feel so bad everybody was at. the monkey looking at the monkey and all. of a sudden I heard everybody say ew. yuck the monkey was eating a lollipop. jerking. off yo yo joe I swear in my church I.
swear my son's life everybody was like. where the [ __ ] you get this monkey from. right hilarious but now it's like you. know the phrase had his trainer monkey. see monkey D so now I'm just thinking. the the trainer just sits around his. monkey eating lollipops jerk off because. and the monkey was looking like he was. looking like I wish the [ __ ] somebody. would say [ __ ] but the cover back on.
leave me the [ __ ] alone like and the. monkey was looking people like directly. in the eyes Joe it wasn't like like the. monkey dis discovered it yeah it was. like this monke is like this is my you. know this is how we get the [ __ ] off. work early did you ever see that video. of the dude who's like sitting there and. a monkey hops in his lap and then he's. like trying to be cool with this monkey. and the monkey just decides to scout him. just bites his head and takes a giant. chunk of his scalp off have you ever. seen no I I don't I don't really go for. those see it I really don't you don't.
want to see it I'm not built for that I. don't like SC you have amazing willpower. I would definitely want to see it I'd be. like what show me that I don't want. that's the different you very into that. that's like that nature Metals one of. those websites where Nature's metal yeah. it's like yeah I can't I can't handle. that [ __ ] but man like be taking one of. those creatures and forcing it to live. in captivity is torture and it has to be. a point where they know it's going to be. the breaking point yeah that monkey when. when I turned the corner like right when. I was going towards the the cages I I.
just watched him just jump on the cage. and just. like and you just kept on you take. pictures no man I got bummed out I got. really bummed out that's got to that. might have been the no I definitely went. to zoo after that and I know when they. go I wonder but most of those monkeys. they get them from when they were babies. right they got yeah but it doesn't. matter it's still to torture it's still. torture you think that monkey you think. that monkey would could like if you was.
like [ __ ] it we're leaving and you think. and you just took him to the Jungle that. he could no he's [ __ ] he' get [ __ ]. up right he' get [ __ ] up yeah he. wouldn't be a part of a truth why. because he wouldn't know how to fight or. nothing wouldn't be socialized he. wouldn't know the time and [ __ ] no one. every man for himself every monkey for. himself yeah he would have no idea he. would be [ __ ] they'd probably kill him. it's uh when I was in Costa Rica I saw a. a monkey there there's monkeys. everywhere and one monkey was missing a. foot like one of his hands was gone and. I said to the dude I go what happened to.
him do you think he's like oh they bite. each other's hands off all the time. right matter of fact I like what yeah. they bite each other's hands off for. what getting in that's they're primitive. they're monkeys Joe what the [ __ ] you. want them to do but they're also Resort. monkey so they come around to try to get. Oreos from you candy bars but they want. that from you and people give it to them. and so you could watch them they'll take. an Oreo and open it up and eat the white. stuff they're used to it you're like. what do you you know how to do that like.
they know how to do that and that's the. only thing they're accustomed to and. then if they go to the regular woods and. they' be like get your [ __ ] ass Oreo. cooking eating ass [ __ ] out of. here they could tell you could tell a. difference between a MKE a monkey that. grew up on grabbing his food than a. [ __ ] that's stealing Orioles. yeah it's in their eyes I'm sure of it. well monkeys can get to populations that. are very big and then they get super. aggressive and then you're you got real. problems you got real problems that. happens in India like there was uh one. monkey there a dog I guess had killed.
one monkey and so because of that they. just decided to start killing dogs I. remember that and that was F that felt. like a movie they was like I remember. that it was like monkeys from everywhere. just like we any dog go in your house. yeah cuz it's going to be a problem bro. they were throwing dogs off roofs they. were dragg and it looked like they knew. like yo we we going to get these. [ __ ] oh no they did know they. did know two killer monkeys captured in. India after Revenge Massacre of 250 dogs.
bro where my dogs at that is so crazy. 250 they're [ __ ] smart and they're. [ __ ] dangerous and the thing is like. they they'll steal your baby man they'll. steal kids they're [ __ ] creep they. not stealing my baby not yours but if. you're not paying attention they're. creeps do they give you they have to. give you a warning like these are the. baby snatching I mean it's like here's. the baby snatching monkeys here's the. Oreo uh eating monkeys and here are just. the monkey monkeys all the mental issues.
did you ever see the footage of Thailand. when they were like rampaging through. the streets because all the tourists. were gone because it was Co you see that. it's insane the monkeys just took up. they took they were so used to the. tourists so they're so used to the. tourists feeding them look at all these. monkeys oh that's the one I was talking. about how crazy is that I mean there's. so many of them man they're everywhere. so if you around them man you're in. danger like if you have food you're. [ __ ] they will 100% take your food and.
if you try to fight them they'll pull. your [ __ ] face off they look like the. riots bro there's so many of them that. look how many what does the number of. monkeys were in that does it say video. says thousands I don't I don't know God. bro you got to start shoo in monkeys. somebody need to go out there with a. shotgun and start anywhere Wildlife. other than the woods I deal with snakes. and [ __ ] like that bro ancient Thai City. that's overrun with monkeys look as long. as they stay cool but I guess you just.
have to feed them to keep them cool. there's not going to be enough food I. guess if they like he put a tiger head. in the shop to scare him away no did he. really I got a Tiger's head as well. that's hilarious like he doesn't know. that monkey knows that that thing. doesn't move it's going to be one monkey. to go tou like [ __ ] get the [ __ ]. up out of here [ __ ] man look they're. just hanging look at the balls on That. Monkey Too increasingly aggressive. street brawls whoa rival M gangs world. star bro they have rival gangs of.
monkeys that's. crazy it affects their health when they. eat human food yeah they [ __ ] feel. better the more energy they have yeah. they eat human food it's probably better. I watched that and I say God Bless. America if you could give monkeys. cheeseburgers they'd be pumped if you. like have then you have a monkey like. this I was going to say double double. like no fck it'll be monkeys come over. here oh man that's how people from. different cities come they like this is. my first In-N-Out Burger that's what I.
would be be here's the thing about those. monkeys in Thailand was that always like. that like when did they get overrun by. monkeys like did they have those amount. of monkeys 20 years ago you know what. I'm saying I think which would probably. be during the pandemic we get real crazy. well that I think that got real crazy. crazy where they wanted to gangs and. they started like like cuz there's no. more food cuz the tourists weren't there. they was like separating which one East. Side West Side monkey but my thought was. like were there that many of them in. cities 20 years ago or is that a recent.
thing you know is that a thing where. they're figuring it out and then their. their population is going to get bigger. and bigger Jo they getting prepared for. AI they know it's coming I don't think. they are they're getting prepared for AI. they know that once they create the. first uh monkey created through AR IAL. intelligence that all of them going to. they're going to be out of business. they're preparing for it the same way. they're just not talking about it Joe. and that's the only thing that separates.
them from us is the ability to. communicate there speculation more. recently that monkey thinking the same. [ __ ] that you missing monkeys are going. missing they're seeing less numbers in. the. streets and they're. speculating they're leaving Hollywood. traffickers have snuggled them out of. the country they're leaving Joe I think. I accidentally said snuggled them I. meant smuggled. they're leaving Hollywood they're going. somewhere else would it feels safer and. it's easier same thing with me a lot of. them they go to private zoos we found.
out in the Middle East everybody can't. afford to private Zoo a lot of Ballers. can though and that's like a thing to. have a private zoo and to have your own. like if you're some dude and you're. living in some so you resuing these. monkeys and then you're putting them in. a private Zoo to do what what is your. life goal after that stare at those. monkeys at their their private Zoo. that's what I think I think there's. insanely wealthy people that have. private zoos I think it's a normal thing.
thousands of monkeys invade Thai City. driving out tourists and businesses oh. this is recently yeah so it's like this. is back to what it was during the. pandemic it looks like they're invading. that city they're coming back and it. says some investors might take their. money out until they address the issue. it's about to be some de it's about to. be some poison they about to poison this. [ __ ] out the monkeys well um 3500. monkeys they going to do some lace Oreos. they about to kill all of them they're. going to have to do something like that. yeah yeah they about to kill they going. to give them Co the monkeys Is Dead.
they're probably going to give him some. poison I think at a certain point you. kind of have to control the population. as sick as that sounds they're going to. that's crazy just let them climb on. people they're going to take about a. thousand of them mhm. right put them away put them away or. just have them somewhere when they want. to give them the breed this sounds crazy. I think they're just gonna poison a. [ __ ] load of them I think you're. right first poison all I'm right the. second time Joe can't kill them all Joe. didn't you don't have to kill them all.
then what are you going to do there's so. many of them you just give it a certain. amount of food and the most aggressive. ones the ones that didn't get the food. first and so that way you get rid of the. most douchy of all the douchy monkeys oh. then you say okay that makes sense my G. would get about 4,000 of them round them. up and then they give them some poison. and the other one is just it's out they. out um they start back either one can. work but I think that rounding them up. you could probably sell them they're. probably worth a lot of money I think. there's a lot more of those uh private.
zoos than we like to think there are. yeah but I don't I don't know anybody. that has a private zoo I don't even know. anybody would know about a private Zoo. you don't know any oil dudes either. there's probably some oil dudes out. there that got a private Zoo you know. oil dude you got a thousand ferari and a. private Zoo Saudi Arabia yeah you got a. tiger [ __ ] bunch of monkeys and you. got your own zoo we got these right from. Thailand it's not enough enough of those. old dudes to keep the species alive so. back to my situation lock up 3,000 lock.
up 3,000 other monkeys and then poison. the rest of them then you can control. it's the new Bob Berker help control the. pet population have your monkey spayed. or neutered well change we can change. the world I think you just got to. control the populations and. unfortunately the only way to control. the populations is either give them. birth control. which is a problem right that's that's. weird anyway in the streets how's that. going to work or you have to kill them. so or you you sell them to Rich dudes.
who have their own they've been there. since the 13th century oh wow that's a. bad idea Jo neck just W how many did. they have back then was it those kind of. numbers the numbers have gone up and. down like there's I was just reading. through a tourist thing about people. going to the city like remember the last. train leaves at 1806 so you don't want. to get stuck there oh my God stuck by. the monkeys bro imagine if you get stuck. by the monkeys and you got to candy bar. and they just [ __ ] you up yeah so I both. you try to eat a candy bar in front of. those monkeys they will [ __ ] you up I. think our both of our the just been.
[ __ ] on. 130000 enough but then again like how. old is that City I think whenever they. find groups of people they probably. realize they're cute and people will. give them food if they have any extra. only tourists then if the tourist not. going to come there they go back to. their normal wildness yeah TS the only. thing that probably kept them cool I. wonder if wolves will ever get to the. point again where they become dogs again. like the the reason why wolves became. dogs is cuz people were having campfires. and the Wolves would come around they'd.
feed them and those are the ones that. stayed closed their ears got floppier. and then they started breeding them and. then they became dogs over thousands of. years I wonder if we'll [ __ ] things up. so hardcore that wolves would be so. everywhere again the real wolves would. be everywhere again and will start doing. dogs again from scratch which species. would be first I know what Chihuahua my. punk has yeah closest one Huskies huskys. German Shepherds not Frenchy they. probably looked like that they probably. looked like just many many many because.
you got to think a dog or even a wolf. how long do they live like how long does. a wolf live in the wild is it like a dog. or like an old one is like 15 16 years. old how long is a wolf life expect life. expectancy of a wolf cap captivity is up. to 20 and the says the wild is no longer. than 10 years usually wow up to 20 in. captivity so it's basically like a dog. like up to 20 like dogs have lived 20. years so let's. imagine how many generations you can get. just in the course of one person's life. you know you breed when the when the the.
wolf pup is a year and a half or two. years old you breed them they breed. again they breed again you select you. keep selecting for the ones that are. like the most docile the most obedient. floppy ears shorter snout and you just. keep doing that over and over again. within a couple of hundred years you. have a totally different animal you have. a totally different animal because. you're dealing with so many generations. so they did it for thousands over. hundreds of years so we're gonna have.
robotic [ __ ] raising these wolf. dogs or that's your prediction. no one of many things can happen one. thing can happen is natural disaster. natural disaster like a big one like. Yellowstone blowing up like Yellowstone. is a super volcano and if it blows up. it's like a continent killer it's going. to [ __ ] up the whole continent it is it. has a does it have the possibility. 100% 100% it goes every 6 to 800,000.
years and I think the last time it went. was 600,000 years ago oh [ __ ] I Was. preparing for this total eclipse now the. [ __ ] like total eclipse is nothing. that's April April 8th that's going to. be fun that'll be interesting are you. going to go watch it I'm going to be in. Ohio when it's going right here it's. traveling right they say Ohio is the. best place to see it is that true. theyve probably told you that no no I. think ber kryer told me because he's. going ber Cher is not necessarily. Wikipedia right I don't why you hating.
man God damn what's wrong with you today. [ __ ] Whitney and her. baby [ __ ] David tail [ __ ] bir Christ. no [ __ ] about anything Galactic what the. [ __ ] is going it's a new day Joe so this. is the path Yellow Springs is yellow. sprs right right in the center just as. good as here so you question just as. good as here though yeah. look we're in Austin it goes right. through. US yeah but shamie I like the idea of. that me being right I was right yeah. you're definitely right but I mean it.
literally passes right through us there. you go da so where where are we Jamie go. to where we. are and this happens every what seven. years I feel like I've been to one. before so we'll see we'll get a very. very very very good view of it but you. need to be about 50 Mi to get like like. I don't know I think it's like 1:00 it. says yeah a.m. of course right p.m. p.m. p.m p.m you wouldn't it wouldn't be a. sun sun bro there's got to be some. places you can go where you don't have.
to make a big deal out of. it I think you can look through the if. you have a Tesla with the right roof you. can look through that safely cuz it's. got all the protection on it oh that's. out I read well um Roa is making glasses. they're making glasses just specific for. this yeah just specific so you can't. look at it for not any period of time. it's not good to look at it at all I. remember when when I was a kid in Ohio. like I don't know that would have been. like 95 or something it was a weird day. but it gets really strangely dark. outside for a little bit you want to. look at it obviously because you're.
attracted to it but yeah it will [ __ ] up. your eyes just like staring at like a. laser okay it could get bad if you look. at it for a long time I don't think I'm. going to look at it that long not not. long enough for it to go bad I mean it. is interesting but in the greater scheme. of the universe is it that interesting. all it is is alignment of stars but it's. something that makes it interesting that. it doesn't happen but what every what 10. years that's true um Jamie I'm going to. send you something cuz this is. interesting do you remember when Trump.
looked at the. eclipse oh yeah he look right at it. right. yeah squinting his eyes is [ __ ]. hilarious those are the guys he. stormed yeah he's so. ridiculous um hold on I got to find this. [ __ ] thing. Joe you asked me time and time again. about my special you didn't even watch. it nope I don't watch anything Jesus I'm.
too busy right now um and plus I don't. even know if I got a link someone send. me a link you'd have to like send me a. link for me to watch it it's streaming. on Netflix Joe oh when did it start. February 27th thank you I didn't know. February it's streaming it's actually. streaming it's on Netflix Oh you need an. Advan link no you need an ADV advance of. a link you need it before everybody gets. to see it I didn't know it was out. that's the only way you would watch it. if you had a private link with codes and. everything Joe that's how I like to. watch things so just like I like just so.
just like putting the name of it in. Netflix is you don't do that right Joe. well I don't do that anymore so you're. preparing for artificial intelligence of. a special release yeah that's a better. way to do it all. right that's what I'm saying y it came. out February 27th man and it uh did it. did well people like it the streets like. it the streets yep The Creeks The Creeks. the creeks and the streets like.
it um I'm going to send you this Jamie. because this is uh just a very strange. thing that happened at the club the. other night that almost doesn't make. sense so we were in The Green Room I. feel like I want to send you the link. for my special now Casey rocket was on. stage in the small room and Tony. hinchcliff was on stage in the big room. [ __ ] Tony now the the the room the shows. had been going on for hours in the in. the small room it was the open mic so. there might have been 20 people on.
before and in the big room it started at. a different time and this was 45 minutes. into the show so three comedians had. gone up but somehow or another their. time synced perfectly within the second. so as the timer was going off we were. Bob bigger staff uh he's the first. person to to notice it pointed it out to. us like go back I don't know what. happened the computer rebelled yeah. really anyway so you had an eclipse of.
your rooms yeah it's like an eclipse. this is like an eclipse like the odds of. this happening are so small one show. started at 10 p.m. the or uh 8:00 p.m. the other show started earlier than that. and had like an open mic night so that. had like 10 people had been up before. and Casey rocket is on stage he's at 5. minutes and 24 seconds and Tony's on. stage in the other room 5 minutes 24. seconds and we were like this is crazy. like what are the odds of this happening.
who the not it happened like who would. even notice that it happened Bob did if. he didn't notice it it might have been. lost in time yeah Tony. [ __ ] his his fans. are the guil yo [ __ ] boy and. this is what going back to like not. reading the comments I I think the last. time I did Kill Tony it was probably. like three or four years ago right I'll. be having a good comment day Joe oh good.
day yeah hey I love you I love you then. then next thing well ask him is he's. going if he's going to walk out on kill. Tony's podcast again yeah yeah well yeah. what do you do got to let that one go I. want to go back well then go back I'm. afraid yeah the power be the I was wait. a minute first of all I was ready but he. altered video that's what you believe. Joe did you not walk off you didn't know.
what the the real story that's what you. believe I don't know what Happ. propaganda I had completely forgotten. about it tell brought up I was here. first of all I did Tony's show during. the pandemic right when he couldn't get. guessed right I risk my [ __ ] life. risk your life for him right and these. punk ass [ __ ] yes. good. show black Comet goes up I'm up I've. been there two and a half hours they. just drink giving me Tios and Tios and.
Tios they're forcing you to drink. whatever I know that I consume Tios and. titos right then I had a date a sushi. date you know the sushi spot I'm talking. about the one that the private joint mhm. it looks like a Speak Easy MH six people. I had a reservation for. that so I'm doing this show I told him. I'm going to the bathroom because I was. going to go eat and they made it look. like I ran off the show Joe really you.
went for that [ __ ]. edit I had been on the show you. Sue it's not a bad. idea but I like. Tony I like just for [ __ ] pain and. suffering just take him to court and. it's Petty and I should and I don't. really give a [ __ ] then go back but it's. yeah I would love to soon as my schedule. allows it um I'll go back why you. looking at me like I got a problem with. going back no I don't all okay wait a.
minute bathroom that is not a comedian. this okay go rewind it did I now this is. what they did Joe they showed me talking. to the comedian then look look all right. watch this is that me running off of a. comedian that's like I'll be right back. going to the. bathroom look go. look keep following it walks off to the. bathroom to the bathroom right but what. they. showed Jamie can you I'm glad we get to.
[ __ ] put this out there can you show. the edit they did I don't know who made. the edit just put Danelle walks off. Donell walks off and the edit now watch. what they do in the [ __ ] edit Donell. walks off how many times have you. watched this only 4,000 why have you not. 4,000 why have you really SP reaction to. it I haven't spent no time I just. remember it this the first time I. actually saw the original they doctored. it up they doctored the white man that.
seems I'm making it race the white man. don't feel like they should have done. that they shouldn't have done it but. you're argument is about that you first. thing and it worked on you cuz you said. yeah that time you walked out just can I. call Tony right now yeah just and the. way you looked at me the way you looked. at me he like what you going. do please yeah you got that I know it's. got to come up for it the one I found. that doesn't seem you're not even in the. video yet yeah this is yeah tell them. I'm I'm still sensitive about it I took. him to Eat Fried.
Chicken Tony. hinchliff yo what's up man hey dude I'm. here uh you're on the podcast right now. I'm here with Donell Rollings and I'm. still beefing [ __ ] tell him the. real story tell him Theory did you edit. doct it the show to make it look like. Donell waset. man clowned him he walked the stage. black man did you edit it first. offy was edited Tony you [ __ ] full of. [ __ ] nothing was edited so Tony what you.
see is actually the true events that. took place no 100% and and and and he. never you know I mean it's absolutely. not even in question you know is Donell. trying to pull a p move here this is the. reason why black people whatever doing. it's very shady and he's trying to. rewrite his. oh all right Jamie for me for the sake. of God now he can't find it now he can't. find it don't know what to think can't.
find it we have we have pictures of him. outside of a firehouse uh after the. moment he was saying hi to people at the. fire department they were like fans of. his and he went and hung out with them. he had nothing to do he had nowhere to. go he walked off the show. Lord this is getting worse I can't. believe this I can't believe you left. out details only to use them as a weapon. when confronted by Propaganda kudos to. you sir for holding your cards no. [ __ ] Kudos Tony supports black. onblack crime he pitted two black guys.
against each other wait I thought you. said that you went to the bathroom and. none of that stuff happened they edited. I went to the bathroom he said that he. said that he was going to the bathroom. but he walked all the way out the front. door right to the sushi spot son I left. for sushi he said he left for sushi. Jamie. his his reservations were much later. than when he lost all now watch this. this is this it breaking news Don roll. walks off now watch the edit Mom and Dad.
G's on the same [ __ ] stage if you. don't get the [ __ ] out of here where'd. you get those I've invited Donell back. on I mean hold on he's hold on a second. we're watching the video of it right now. say this I got something funny you look. like uh Idis elow [ __ ] the. Blowfish this [ __ ] shop for tank tops. and Victoria Secret Cheetos kicking in. right you proba want to suck him you. little he's the most successful crack. baby [ __ ] I was over there thinking of. jokes for this moment I know what he.
wanted to do oh yeah if I [ __ ] roast. down hill no man no no no no no no no. Tios I'm about to leave right now. because no you're not come on no I'm. going to. leave. look I want to. goope wrap it up. thank you Tony the cand really happening. Tony thank you very much thank you I I. see the truth now I see the truth thank. you thank you.
Donell Tony's a liar that was. shameful I had to go to the bathroom I. get it I had to go to the bathroom what. I supposed to do sit there act like I'm. in the woods yeah it's just you you uh. came to um a. gunfight with a rubber sword I didn't. come to a gunfight I was there for that. joke I know you there a host he didn't. know you going to get attacked. ruthlessly while you were drunk yes too. drunk to defend yourself too drunk that. was very they're very abusive very.
abusive to our friendship and I called. toy friend I don't think you realized it. was going to happen though to be honest. like no one plans anything on kill this. what I'm saying black on black crime I. was giv this black African-American. comedian some good advice on Comedy and. then he just started shooting me. and I wasn't ready for that I was like. this how could you do that to me and. then all the white people started. laughing look at the black on black. crime we don't got to do anything. they're killing their.
themselves R George Floyd that's very. interesting way to put it that's exactly. what my people saw Jo and it was all and. Tony and his crew of henchman henchman. set it up interesting henchman the Hench. Cliff Hench cliff yes and he lied just. right now people going to believe that. he just lied seems like only because we. watched the video I don't know what you. saw Joe what did what did you see I saw.
something totally different I saw a guy. that had to go to the bathroom okay. that's what okay we s all we're in we're. in the world of editing I had to go to. the bathroom I went to the bathroom and. then I went to the bathroom and then I. did Sushi I really don't care it's a new. day I'm going let it go yeah let's Let. It Go let's Let It Go didn't go well. expected it to. go but I appreciate the factchecking and. I appreciate the research of the doctor. clip you had Jamie thank you it is kind. of rude Jamie that you did that to. Donell I thought that's the one he. wanted me to find I mean you could have.
put up any clip but you you chose to go. with the CGI AI doctor Tony henchcliffe. henchman version yep that's it but long. as like how you done how how many. [ __ ] times you done kill Tony three. times that's it yep really yeah I did it. in LA uh maybe two I did it in LA I had. a lot of fun David Lucas was on that one. we had a good time I quau a standing. ovation on that joint nice I did that. one then I did the one here David Lucas. and Tony tear each other apart is the. hardest I ever laugh oh yeah David goes.
after Tony so hard and Tony goes after d. they just go and they're both laughing. really hard at each other getting. clowned but when and then when when me. and David went at it it was an example. of Jonah because everybody was like oh. you didn't let him talk I'm like what. the way I when I came up with roasting. whatever you call it you don't let. nobody talk you just go into that person. run out of breath or run out of jokes it. wasn't like and now it's your turn you. get 3 seconds I'm not a big fan of it I. don't like roast be like I might have.
been invited to like or agreed to do. like three roast in my entire career I. think they to personal yeah I think it's. it's I mean it's funny to some people. but I think it's just too personal and. it's too too too easy just to be. disrespectful oh it's just a joke you. meant that [ __ ] and it hurts yeah it's. license to be mean yeah and I don't like. it I did Whitney I did Whitney's Whitney. called me I said I don't like the rast. right I don't not I don't do that thing. and then she told me how much I was.
getting paid I say so I need to be there. at 5 right we coming off the pandemic. was nobody making money I did it with. her wasn't it wild they did it on only. fans like only fans has had comedy. specials I know but it was dope I really. think I really saw her as a producer. doing that and being a to put people. together and like she was really really. serious about making it look good get. the right people involved it was fun a. good time she's great at all kinds of. stuff she's always juggling things I. remember I was talking to her she was in.
the middle of writing a script right and. she's like I'm going to put the script. aside for a b because I'm doing this. documentary on violence I'm like what. like what and oh yeah did I tell you I'm. having a baby next week oh having a baby. I'm N9 months pregnant apparently yeah. out of nowhere picture that who would. have known she's a maniac yeah but it. was it was fun working with I did it. with her didn't Berke ker Jim Norton it. was some funny guys and we we had to. roast without having to be too mean like. that's cool it was cool I had a good. time well but I mean if you ever I'll.
send you the link for my special you can. check out I'll watch it I'll just watch. watch on Netflix will you're not going. to watch it there's a few that I need to. watch I still haven't watched Shane's I. didn't watch Dave's last one I I I don't. watch too much standup other than like I. try to like balance the amount of. entertainment I get in general I know I. don't really expect you to watch it will. watch it J Christ I'm going to watch it. you don't have to watch it Joe I feel. like I have to watch it you don't have. to watch it Jam doesn't it don't feel. like I have to watch it watching it. right. now Jamie's watching it right now I like.
the intro out of everything the thing I. like the most the intro yeah it's good. you got to watch I watch it I watch but. you're not you don't have to but watch. it because you were like when is the. special coming probably watch it all. right it was fun okay but the thing is. one thing about special you've done a. lot of them special thing about him is. like all right what's what's next it. forces you to have to start over yeah. and there a lot of people understand the. pressure I feel of a special because.
people always say Well I this is what. people say it happened to me last week I. did a show somebody said I like the show. I just saw more than I like the. special it's I don't know if people. understand the funniest you're probably. going to see a comedian is right before. he shoots a special. and right after the special also just. live is always funnier live is always. funnier it's way funnier I always say. that if you see a really good special a. really good special is like 60 to maybe.
70% as funny as it is if you were in the. place it's happening probably like 60. and that's the hardest yeah the hardest. thing to capture is that feeling like. you can't capture it when I with this. special for me first time I was telling. you earlier first time I did he can did. because of the co stuff the second time. we were in uh Nappa Valley we were doing. some shows there and you know Chappelle. records all of his shows probably you do. the same thing so he asked the producer. Ricky Hughes she he said how many.
cameras do we have here today she said. we got five he looks at me and says you. want to shoot your. special I'm like when he said tomorrow. I'm like who the [ __ ] says right but I. got excited cuz I was like I like the. idea of it not been a spectacle right I. like the idea of nobody knowing about it. right it was only three people that knew. we we we were were gonna go for it right. everything else was like a regular show. I was like oh you know what this would. be so dope no pressure yeah shot it.
killed it Joe I was doing a regular. thing I wasn't thinking about special. just regular show killed it I'm like oh. [ __ ] I call Robbie Pro like yo we got. the special he like let me see it you. been saying that. right three weeks later Dave calls me. again I want to shoot the special over. I'm like why he said I didn't like the. production I'm like [ __ ] you're. the. producer he was like yeah but it was it. was really small thing he was like. delighting and then it was people. walking past you know doing the show and.
I was like well you remember live at. Sunset Strip Richard prior one of the. funniest lines you remember when he was. like look white people left they came. back the seats gone it was in the moment. it was live it felt live that's where I. thought if that felt live he was like. down here we'll put it out but I'm. telling you if we're going to do it we. scratched the second one. cut. to the third one and I think out of all. the criticism and everything he said. leading up to and his reasons why he.
wanted to do it again I think that I I I. quot it and people like do you think. that was your best in that moment that. night it was the best I could be that. night beautiful you know what I mean. like you know we do [ __ ] you you say I'm. not doing that jokeer before you know. you've performed these jokes better but. Can you capture it in that moment in. that night and I think I caught a good. good vibe beautiful Donell I love it. you're not going to watch. it that's D I love you I have to take a.
leak and we got to end this we got to. WRA this up no problem thank you very. much uh tell everybody the name of it. it's a new day on Netflix it's a new day. that's another sharp suit I got two. suits for two different situations the. yellow and the pocket I like it what's. the button say uh Dr it's my logo oh. nice yep oh proud of that finally got it. done beautiful thank you thank you. brother all right bye everybody. [Music]. [Applause].
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