Joe Rogan Experience #2122 - Protect Our Parks 11

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day hell yes we're back fellas let's go. so much [ __ ] to talk about you see that. wild [ __ ] that's going on in Scotland. where're they're targeting comedians for. hate crime laws no yeah from what's his. name Cula Kula well yeah that was the. same place for that guy danula countula.

yeah got in trouble you know the story. Weed Head that he got in trouble for. making his dog do a Hitler he trained he. trained his dog to go high they were. just doing to [ __ ] with his girlfriend. German shepher you got in trouble for. that no it was a little pug he got cute. pug pull it up bro I think he got. arrested done. that they brought him to [ __ ] jail. you get in trouble I do that every time. I see a dog I did it with my my friend's. kid push does it really please Scotland. we don't won't Target comedians under. new hate crime law that's what you say.

now but standup shows still come under. its scope H Jesus Christ Scotland you. have one of the biggest [ __ ] comedy. festivals on Earth every year it's a. huge Comedy Festival but they're pretty. queefy over there they'll they'll show. queef it up but this is so queefy hate. crime age disability religion sexual. Orient [ __ ] my whole life yeah. everyone's whole I was going to say. Mar's whole act stirring up hatred on. certain grounds yeah it's everybody's. act sexual orientation yeah.

what these are just things that exist. you got to talk about. age this is so. ridiculous wow Scotland got weird is. that a real thing no way the training. material is based on Scottish. government's explanatory notes which. accompany the legislation this included. examples of a range of scenarios where. offensive offenses might take place but. this does not mean officers have been. told to Target these situations or. locations but they can if they want yeah.

dude the mug shots from this are going. to be. hilarious caming it up getting arrested. for an AIDS joke what I've what's been. explained to. me what's been explained to me by my. friends in the UK specifically Francis. Foster from um trigonometry trigonometry. he's awesome he was telling me that this. government is like on the way out and. that they're out of their [ __ ] mind. sh so there's this it's it's like every. every [ __ ] generation goes this way. and then that way this way and they go. too far left and they go too far.

right and so these [ __ ] Cooks have. decided they're going to Target people. and put them in jail did you hear what. happened in Belgium the dude got a year. in jail for memes that were shared memes. that they shared in a private chat no. what yes oh no they gave him a. year we saw the M the memes are nothing. wait we saw the memes yeah you can see. the memes you could the memes are online. they're not that funny no one of them. was like a Hitler one that was like.

anti-hitler it was like an anti-nazi. meme like and this was one of the ones. that was cited as being one of the. offenses it's in a [ __ ] private chat. imagine if I protect our God before the. show. started we should delete our data right. now I. think we should have m delete the. podcast. is they the keys yeah oh man alone yeah.

this is worse than the group by the end. of this episode it'll be worse than you. think that's how it always goes you got. to see this is like look at this kid. falling I don't remember most of the. back half you got to see this Belgium. story and realize this [ __ ] dumb [ __ ]. is happening in 2024 with the internet. 2024 and you're going after people's. phones their private group private chat. well if everyone's private [ __ ] got. leaked we'd all be they go to jail for. it too what a how far are we from being. able to listen to anybody talk at any.

time the government can already do it. how far is like everybody from being. able to do that and everybody assuming. that everything you say all the time is. being recorded you know how [ __ ] we're. going to be if that happens let's go you. got Alexa in your house your phone hears. everything yeah but it's also it's like. if it was actionable like if you start. talking about things like say if you're. talking about some kind of medication. that you can't use or some new law that. they're going to pass that's going to. [ __ ] up free speech whatever it is if. that if you're talking about about that.

and then all of a sudden Cops show up W. if you're like I want to kill these. [ __ ] cuz people say that [ __ ]. yeah you get around a guy and he's drunk. and he you know makes $50,000 a year and. he sees what his tax money's going to. and he can barely get by and he's. [ __ ] hand run I want to [ __ ] kill. Nancy py they get crazy people get crazy. doesn't mean they're actually going to. do it he's just getting drunk he's just. drunk other than that. guy listen put that hammer down and. listen to me I want kill nope that real. go-getter yeah yeah that guy was like.

nope what a wild moment when he's looks. he sees the cops he's like oh I guess. it's now how. about now is Paul Pelosi that he only. had one hand on the dude because his. other hand was on his drink yeah how. much Faith did he. have get away with things well they knew. each other clearly they knew each other. you think so oh yeah the guy broke into. the house with a hammer seems like Paul. was trying to keep it chill I don't. think they knew each other no I think. that that was the rumor that he was a.

gay lover that's what I heard yeah no no. no no there's a video of the guy using. the hammer he hit him in the [ __ ]. head with to break into the house like. banging on the back door so he [ __ ]. though exactly does it though it's like. I think it's a schizophrenic in your. house with a hammer like you said you. wouldn't embarrass me it's a gayel maybe. she sent someone in to whack them maybe. she thought about half of that 200. million she stole she's like you know. what this is a horrible video man I hate. this video.

come cuz look at him he's not even. looking and this guy's got a [ __ ]. hammer and he's got his hand on the. hammer and then the guy breaks the. hammer loose and just bangs him in the. head bu times and no he hit him more. than once I think when he went down he. hit him again but the thing is like he's. snoring now when you're that old and you. get knocked the [ __ ] out like that that. is really bad I mean he might not ever. be the same again he got hit in the head. with a [ __ ] metal Hammer still. holding the drink though you're right. bro it's crazy he only had one hand on.

that hammer that is so nuts it's his. superiority his abil his his confidence. that he has that everything's going to. be fine what's his night shirt with the. a big guy too that's big crazy looking. [ __ ] who just broke into your. house and he has a. hammer from the front bar breaking into. your house he thought that he was going. to like keep that guy chill until the. cops got there and once the cops got. there he's going to keep him chilled and. they were just going to arrest that guy. he's like leading him forward too he's. like come on come on you can't let a guy.

turn your hand that way stupid you're. against your thumb now if you if you're. if someone's grabbing something and. trying to take it from you look always. always have something this way wait. that's the David yeah this is the guy. breaking into the house he's so calm I. know he's a [ __ ] psychopath I love it. so he Cal pulls out a hammer look he's. got like a sleeping bag he's a [ __ ]. crazy homeless dude wow he got in there. pretty easy do you think he had any idea. with AIS is that saying how does this. guy not not have topnotch security I.

know right how are you so confident that. you could just sleep in that house yeah. he could be yeah in your crime infested. city that is so crazy I mean that city. is infested with crime wow he's so calm. he looks like the comic book guy from. he's totally got a plan and he's also. confident knowing as a gun I like how he. pulls out carefully all his tools and. then the plan is smash it. yeah your still can't get.

in so he bashes through this [ __ ]. door which took a while made a lot of. noise pretty calm I would be freaking. out insane broke the door with a. hammer good point maybe we we missed a. whole chunk where the guy just runs up. to him and blows. him this was the fantasy the fantasy was. like and then Pelos was like I'm not. paying you the cops in here like you. broke my door exactly and then he hits. him with a hammer maybe we're cont thank.

God you're here bro that's a horrific. video to watch though I I don't I won't. listen to it it's horrible clunk it's a. horrible thud and then the snoring. regardless of what you think about them. stealing money that's terrible that's. just terrible they definitely sto a lot. money I follow her stock tips that's. stock tiping I say stole money what I. should be saying is engaged in insider. trading that's legal there you go it's. just nuts that it's legal it's nuts that. they can pass laws and they know the. laws are coming and then they buy up. stock and then they.

get paid yeah but who's they can't be. stopped who's going to stop they would. have to stop other than a hero a hammer. other than one heroic. schizophrenic I mean how do you stop. them bro they make the rules that's kind. of be a weird feeling to know that. everybody knows that you got all your. money by being a corrupt politician and. you're just wandering around yeah it's. like what are you going to do about it. yeah what are you going do listen the. companies needed financial support we. supported them and we were rewarded for.

that that's also why they probably need. to keep making money like they need. security lots more and more. [Music]. security he did so good isn't it funny. the poosi only gets the blunt of it like. everybody else is doing it too she's the. speaker of the house she's not right. she's the speaker of the house but look. was who's what does this mean SP is like. the S&P 500 hold on but isn't this uh is. this this is based on the percentage of.

their returns right so maybe Higgins is. a new guy that just is in there getting. really rich Pelosi's getting right but. he's going after it hard look at he's. going wild everybody this is like the. guy wearing the coat in Good Fellas it's. like you. dumbill up the Cadillac said take it. easy take it back take it back take the. Cadillac back chill out I'm only I'm. only here for one one term I'm going to. get mine bro that was such a good scene. such a good scene in Good Fellas you. realize they have to kill that guy. because he's got a Cadillac Get Your.

Shine box no shine that was a different. one defense he said it lacks context. insider trading viral post leads to. claims of insider trading he says it. lacks context what's the context those. numbers provide a distorted view of the. facts oh okay tell me more I like I like. tell me more sir what does it say hi. argum is our argument see what like it's. out of context right it's funny that he. has to then here it goes these numbers. provided to distorted view of the facts.

that a spokesperson for Higgins better. even better move use a spokesperson in a. statement to 7 News the truth is. Congressman Higgins has minimal. Investments and holdings in 2023 one. position which he had held for years and. is held by millions of other people. perform well rep Higgins follows all. ethics and financial reporting. requirements relatively speaking he has. always ranked amongst the most modest. income earners in oh it say he had less. than 100 Grand in the stocks so when he. went up yeah it was that's M it's like.

it's like the Pistons winning two games. in a row also if he has minimal. Investments and holdings and they just. gets lucky and he's got one of them is. like Nvidia like the Nvidia is a common. one to hold he goes I've had it for. years it doubled it definitely jumped up. when Nancy p [ __ ] pass them bills hey. Nancy you know anything about Nvidia. anything CH I could do better I got a. lot of money to you got to admire it. because it's in front of everybody it's. like what you going do what do they care. I mean she banged Kennedy did she pull.

that photo of her yeah she was super. young and hot no did you sure she banged. him or she just knew him well I think if. you're in Kennedy's orbit want to and. have. to minimum minimum I think that's pretty. standard isn't it funny that everybody. considers him like our greatest of. alltime President hey look at the Young. T younger than7 P. blosi wow she's 17 Mark you sex per oh. is that right do you think well that was. legal. she's still older than us do you really.

think JFK was banging 17year olds yeah. probably 100% was they frowned upon is. that an insane imagine bringing that up. in a history class imagine being in like. a history. class and telling the teacher you know. what I think yeah wasn't he probably. though bangging a lot of 17-year-olds. like oh let's get back to the Bay of. Pigs that's what I'm saying let's get. let's talk. about Pig. sorry it's kind of crazy but to be like.

the leader of a country like that it's. almost like a prerequisite you have to. be a poon Hound that's how the only. reason why you have the ambition to get. to that spot in the first place yeah and. up until Clinton it was just you kind of. made fun of the girls and if you're not. and you get in that position like now. I'm skeptical like what's your motive. yeah it's either war and money or [ __ ]. I I'll take the guy who just wants [ __ ]. every day of the week it seems like the. best ones Clinton Clinton when he was. president Trump. Trump for sure Obama won a dick that's.

allegedly. allegedly allegedly but our favorite is. JFK and he's like the known biggest po. known the known biggest what about those. older guys the drawn guys you think any. were pun hounds yeah which ones like the. old old timey guys yeah the ones that. were drawn not photograph oh what about. the guy in the wheel chair back in the. drawing days you could do whatever. whatever you're not going to be here. long enough for someone to sketch this. you could kill you could kill a lady you.

could kill everybody go to the next town. you kill everybody and then they ask did. you kill moving to Annapolis sorry. Philly and then he did it again he goes. we got let's go further what were their. investigations like oh yeah you know did. you kill him nope no forensic sounds. right sounds good yeah yeah just. evidence God the lawyers back there it's. like I just I just lost the witch trials. I'm your new attorney like God damn it. that is the worst lawyer of all time how. did you lose.

Witch Trials are the wildest [ __ ] of. time witches I got nothing they didn't. even give you a lawyer back then that's. like pretty new they have to give you a. lawyer they just like I can read you. can't good luck with your trial I think. mostly they drowned them too it wasn't. really a burning thing the burning thing. is kind of a misnomer right is that is. that right Mark I don't know the. drowning thing they used to do for was. drowned they had this thing where they. would put you in like lock you to a. chair and throw you in a pond and then. they'd be like if she's a witch she's. going to get out oh God no one ever got. out no one they just like oh [ __ ] Christ.

if she was a witch she would just leave. if they floated they were proven to be a. witch if they drowned too bad but at. least they weren't a. witch according Smith this type of test. was also a myth carried over from. Eastern uh early European history Oh no. just like the burning at the stake now. they're just they're just [ __ ] well. that's not true though I guarantee they. they burn some people alive they. definitely burn some people they. definitely what if they didn't have a.

lake near them listen man they killed. people in horrific ways and just lied. about it when they wrote it down. afterwards oh yeah there's a lot of that. Museum of torture in Amsterdam I went. that rules it's just like this pyramid. that you're supposed to let a guy put. his ass on God a good go apart that. sucks one was the coffin with the spikes. in it and they close it on you well that. [ __ ]. guy um so the witch Sal consisted mainly.

of a physical examination for the. witch's. test wi te oh what is that which the. Puritans believe was a sort of third. nipple from which which which is. familiar would suck blood oh my God woe. be unto a woman with skin tags or a. weird. mole Dam you got skin tag you're getting. your head cut off prisingly modern. language on that a weird mole they think. of familiar sucking blood out of your.

third tip you know how that those ended. the witch trials some lady was like. you're a witch and everybody went ah and. that was it it just ended because they. they were getting annoyed with how she. was just calling everybody she hated a. witch well you know how it started fifth. one it started with Urgot they had a a. late a early Frost and when you have an. early Frost sometimes it gives you see. Jamie this says that's a you I saw it at. the bottom I saw you you nasty fuer OT. Urgot has like watch him he knows the.

story no it says it's a myth no you see. that at the bottom says what's OT wait a. minute but they've proven that Urgot was. in wheat during that time it's just. saying during then Massachusetts what's. urot when you all five award Jamie talk. I can hear what he's saying let Jamie. talk say Massachusetts would not have. had that problem but I don't know why it. says they would have known how to fix it. by then yeah but they found evidence but. the problem is they found evidence find. that cuz I know they found one of the. reasons why came up with this theory in. the first place is they found evidence.

of Urgot what's Urgot it's like a. [ __ ] fungus that grows on wheat and. it makes people trip balls like. acid for sure there was one that. happened in France a bunch of people. died yeah it's it's actually the thing. that they found in those vessels that. that show that the the Romans and the. ancient Greek were doing those. psychedelic rituals they found these. Pottery vessels that have Urgot in them. where the [ __ ] is it available anymore. Urgot I think is it's still.

available but it's super it's super. toxic too kills people the theory that. that went popular was started in a 1976. edition of Science magazine where it. talked about the Urgot Theory but as of. now they think that it is not probably. true interesting but why do they think. it's not true um I'm always when they. start dismissing psychedelic stuff I'm. always like how do you know for sure for. sure because if Urgot does exist and. Urgot is a thing that grows on weat and.

it's really if a bunch of people are. just [ __ ] freaking out about things. Fascinate the cultural fascination of. LSD during this period was it the 70s so. this Theory came out in the 70s it said. so people were the theory came out like. what so when people started using acid. the theory came see I was under the. impression that there was actual. evidence of Urgot and like samples that. they got I'm looking for that to that's. why I I found this by typing in evidence. of OT I might be mixed up because I know. they found evidence I've heard that. story I've heard it but I'm not sure if. it's true um but I know they found.

evidence for sure in these ancient. Pottery vessels so they know these like. people that were involved in the like. ucini and Mysteries and all that [ __ ]. that was going down in Greece 2,000 plus. years ago they were trapping balls this. says it led to this Theory being put in. the school curriculums as an explanation. for the trial no way School curriculums. T that I don't know that they have. actual evidence of it other than being. passed on I think I'm done with acid we. got mushrooms I don't need acid anymore. I'm the opposite you like acid more way.

more acid lately what control it no. smooth smooth it's a. chemical you're know you're not hitting. the floor you're just bro you are. trusting bathtub chemists with your. sanity. exactly the most trustworthy you get a. chance not CIA is writing this down. right now and they like do arish your. fear with the good stuff stuff we used. on Jack Ruby also it's liquid you can. put it on paper you get on your hand.

chees in it's so good that's going to. too you think seeps in your hands I. don't think it seeps in no it definitely. does that's how the original yeah that's. how uh what's his face um lry I have. touched it a lot with my bare hands I've. never gotten anything while I'm like. moving it what was the what was the name. of the Albert Hoffman that's how Albert. Hoffman discovered it he was actually. looking it was it was a women's. fertility drug they're working on but. wasn't it still wet it was to that was. what it was to induce labor was it was. it in or was it still wet I think he.

just got it on his hands I mean when you. think and he had a crazy dose apparently. and then went on a bike ride and this. dude just tripping balls I had a. festival I had a we went to a festival. in Western Georgia a couple years ago. and uh and somebody was testing all the. coke like we got to test it first and. we're like I thought that meant try it. but they were like you know chemically. tested they're like 100% pure buy coke. from that guy and then later they went. to get acid from this chick on a bus and. they like tested it 0% acid in that what. was it some sort of like liquid mesculin.

and then the guy who was like had it was. like it was freshly uh dipped it's all. over my hands and he just started flying. stories I know as a music engineer of. this being true because of the guy that. like made acid was a Grateful Dead. engineer Century the guy who made acid. one of the guys oh a guy who made it. like the one of the guys oh the guys. right okay so not only is LSD absorbed. through the skin on contact but can. apparently stay potent for half a. century wow San Francisco sound engineer. Elliot Curtis found that out for himself.

when he was fixing a 1960 synthesizer. and then tripped for 9 hours straight. completely unaware that the device had. been encrusted with decades old. LSD that's definitely a story that guy. took assd and made up a story bro yeah. or somebody painted their imagine if you. leave a synthesizer and you know I'm. going to paint this [ __ ] with acid. someone's eventually going to touch this. someone's going to their greasy [ __ ]. hands on this it go see God well the old.

myth is uh Manson dipped a bunch of. Bible Pages in acid and then brought a. Bible into prison that would just eat it. every day well Manson was in touch with. jolly West Jolly West visited Manson. when he was in prison Jolly West was the. head of MK Ultra and they did LSD. experiments on people and that's the. that's the primary theory in the book. chaos chaos by this guy Tom O'Neal made. him C Simmons buddy do you know uh Fitz. Simmons was next door neighbors to this. guy who was writing this book on the. Manson family murders for like 20 years.

that's Tom O'Neal the book's insane so. this Jolly West guy visited Manson when. he was in jail visited Jack Ruby when. he's in prison and Jack Ruby went nuts. wait oh before they did the thing yeah. before they did the thing look I think. what it was was they were trying to get. rid of the anti-war movement and they. were trying to get rid of the civil. rights movement and they were trying to. get rid of a bunch of different things. that were going on the same time and one. of the ways they did it was to a make. all drugs illegal but one of the best. ways to make all drug illegal and. discredit the hippies is dose up a bunch.

of them and get it to murder people in. horrific ways and then all of a sudden. the hippies become the most dangerous. force in America and if you've got the. power of the media behind you and you. push that narrative and you make it. happen you know you're essentially. Waging War on American civilians you're. you're essentially waging like a. psychological war on the population. that's paying your salary it is a wild. thing they did but they definitely did. it damn yeah CIA is [ __ ] lame they.

have too much power like all groups that. have too much power you're going to do. some wacky [ __ ] Dallas the Dallas. Brothers they can kick rocks as far as. I'm concerned who's that D airport yeah. that's them they might be involved in. the assassination of C they probably. killed JFK oh [ __ ] I think there was a. lot of people involved in that I think. that guy was he was tossing up the apple. cart a little too much too much they. were like uh-uh too many people and back. then again this was just a 50 years past. the draw. of people I mean you know like you go to.

[ __ ] look for a photo from 1890 good. luck [ __ ] so you know see here you are. 60 70 years later that's nothing yeah. and then you're you're dealing with one. president that's going to get rid of the. [ __ ] Federal Reserve shut the [ __ ] up. you are shut who what the [ __ ] is this. guy doing and then he's going to get in. a convertible and drive to Texas where. they hated him in Texas pretty ballsy. Suddenly It's a conver but they hated. him in Texas great head they hated him. in Texas like Texas was red oh yeah he's.

driving through Dallas they hated him. you ever go to the X in Dallas yeah go. the street to see it isn't it weird how. little it is like the area yeah yeah. anybody who says you couldn't make that. shot is out of their [ __ ] minds out. of their [ __ ] minds all the arguments. that he couldn't make that shot are so. stupid you think I thought didn't he get. he got three off pretty quick though. right here's the thing and he missed one. by like a mile it doesn't mean even that. that was him it doesn't mean. it just means he was in that building I.

like it we're back on the same page the. thing about it is the thing about it is. they made up a on on the count of three. one two three and then everyone just. shot bo b boom no they they did. something like that they saw them they. probably all had a signal something. happened umbrella right next to him. they're not if they're going to shoot. the [ __ ] president no there was a guy. that opened an umbrella for no no that's. nonsense no I've seen that it's not it's. just a guy open just a guy some people. think his [ __ ] bodyguard shot him the. whole Secret Service guy shot him look. it there was probably a bunch of people.

shooting at him he got hit in the neck. for sure he grabs his neck from the. front yeah from the front he grabs his. neck they altered it when they got to. the second autopsy they did two autop. autopsies they did they got his body. initially in Dallas and then they flew. it to Bethesda so in the interim they. changed what was listed as an entry hole. in his neck to a tracheotomy and they. say it's just like no no that was just. like. a lot of shenan. between the two autopsies the autop they.

wouldn't let them do it the federal they. took the body they were like General. showed up it was heavy duty [ __ ] all. people they're like he's got to go the. best book on this is best evidence by a. guy named David lton who was an. accountant they hired him to go over the. uh warrant commission report and he he. went no I'm sorry sorry backing to the. left he he so this guy goes over this. nobody would read the whole warrant. commission report it's like [ __ ] 900. Pages this dude read all of it he read. all of it and found all these. inconsistencies all these things that.

didn't make sense yeah and so he writes. his book about it his research was just. reading it yeah no one went to start. doing a lot of people died dude a lot of. people that saw the assassination died. in weird ways Bobby too like a giant. number of people that were on the scene. died oh really yeah yeah weird ways like. they did a statistical analysis of what. are the likelihood of all these people. being either murdered or suicide within. a short period of time and it was very. low well thank God for zuder he was like.

the original World Star guy yeah world. star he was out there filming God he had. his [ __ ] and isn't it crazy that we. know about this because of Dick Gregory. is that right Dick Gregory the comic. brought on the haraldo Rivera show we we. know about this because of haraldo and. Dick Gregory I didn't know that yep they. played it live on TV and it's [ __ ]. CRA you got to imagine that was 12 years. after the assassination you know Gregory. completely stopping a comic to become a. full-time activist yeah he's start of. that Jour so right around here right.

around here he's going through here he. gets play been followed right here he. gets hit boom he's hit is he yes oh the. neck he's hit now he knows something's. going on something's going on does. nothing thank you I mean he literally. got shot in the neck um excuse me I mean. he's he's already probably dead seems. pretty serious but now watch this one. this is a rough one this is why I'm. voting for. RFK oh he's spewing yeah I mean his head. exploded his head just blew up his head.

exploded exp now is this an AI. enhancement of this Jamie it says it's a. super slow-mo and sharp inversion good Y. how come nobody's throwing the zuda film. into AI to clean this [ __ ]. up good point bro that Isle the wildest. video can we see that again he got head. blow head blow is tough you're right. he's probably already dead he got hit. through the neck with a bullet he's. already dead he's dead he just hasn't. died yet wait wait a minute.

oh she's lucky she didn't get in the way. she was slow that slow that down again. she freaks the [ __ ]. out [ __ ] who's that guy behind who's the. guy behind though too bad he got. everybody's freaking out there's. gunshots going on she something to do. with it this lady she had something to. do with it oh yeah it's a hot she's. there with no man now here's what's. interesting here's what's interesting. the spray goes forward but the head goes. backwards the head goes back into the. left but it doesn't really it does. because you open up a hole and it sprays.

out as and then you go back right but it. gener gen generally doesn't go that way. it goes the other way what behind the. bullet goes through and then sprays out. the back did the bullet get out the back. it could be more than one person hitting. him in the head at the same time too. starting off heavy huh what happened to. a hello you know you have to consider. there's probably multiple Gunners in the. in the grassy null they're not going to. take a chance when they're going to. assassinate the president they're going. to have multiple dudes shooting.

yeah that's brain bro brain that's. brain they said that she climbed this. crazy the news report initially said. that she climbed out to try to retrieve. parts of her husband's brain but that is. just not true did they say she brought. it to the hospital I don't know I heard. that she had like it in her pocket she. did look like she went and grabbed. something and then went back in did grab. a piece in full shot apparently she. brought it to the do to the hospital it. a good tried to give it to can you put. that yeah imagine if they can do that.

just glue your brains back together they. can do teeth like a Justin B same. thing teeth teeth of the brain of the. mouth such a wild hey if we're doing. this what happened to the Boeing guy oh. oh the Boeing guy realized that he's a. piece of [ __ ] we talked about this on. stage yeah we did figure that out yeah. we talked about on stage other night the. Boeing guy realized the guy who. committed suicide realized that he did a. terrible thing by accusing a company of. cutting corners and he felt embarrassed. he felt stupid shame this great company. that has done so well for all of us how.

many times have we flown on a Boeing. plane Bo planes are amazing kill himself. he knew it and he was like what have I. done so he killed himself but the wheels. are falling off doors are coming offes. are [ __ ]. nowed that's Boeing whistleblower told. friend not to believe suicide before he. died oh Christ hey if somebody says I. killed myself that means I didn't kill. myself anytime you hear that though. you're like are you about to kill. yourself though what an odd thing to say. yeah. but it's not if you're Julian Assange.

yeah right if you really think they're. going to whack you that's what uh what's. his name said too McAfee yeah a lot of. those guys M John M is a wild boy m is. gone he guess he guessed the Chiefs John. McAfee was one of the only guys that I. just had on the phone I didn't even have. him live on the podcast I had him on the. phone we did a podcast with him when he. was running from the law in his country. because someone he says they set him up. by killing his neighbor but he was also.

allegedly online showing people how to. cook. meth awesome there was a account that. was linked to him that was like he had a. lab in his backyard I mean he it's. documented this dude had a [ __ ]. fullon he was a genius billionaire a. fullon meth lab he created McAfee. antiviral software she's Rich As [ __ ] he. had day of sex ma where was he in B his. house was he in Biz J it's a wild story. see if you can find the story of his me. he was in B this boy was we had him on. our podcast you people sh through it did.

you have him live in Zoom yeah yeah he. is that's amazing when was this what. year was this this was during Co he's. like a he like a John Goodman character. he's so crazy dude he so funny on this. he's so crazy but also really was in. charge of like anti virus software he's. a real genius and he was on everyone's. computer and he said what he said is. that he um donated them computers here. have some computers and like malware in. at the government so he gave him like 50.

laptops and they're like okay they take. these that's what he says I mean that's. how they do it I mean that's how I would. do it yeah if I was him that's how we. did it we sold like that type of we sold. like spy technology to our allies that's. why hu yeah yeah that's why you can't. buy Huawei phone Huawei phones are like. the most sophisticated phones in the. world what was that what was the uh. Alien movie that's how they beat them. he's doing B at the end he was making of. Bend Independence Day that's look what.

he says I think it's the finest drug. ever conceived he wrote of one singling. out the Indescribable hypersexuality of. the super perve powder but warning that. I had Visual and auditory hallucinations. and the worst paranoia of my life that. guy wow that guy had the worst paranoia. of his life well Hitler liked it wow. he's so clean cut there he's so. different when bat and Shane got to. him Wild by the time he fell off to me. and. man so when we had a podcast with him he.

was on the Run look at that what a h. look at this nerd he made himself a. friend you know what man something I. admire about doesn't like him he's like. drowning you're a nerd I kind of admire. that I admire the the billionaire who. goes totally off the rails he just lived. only with prostitutes he only. prostitutes in is is he the one women. [ __ ] through a hammock on his chest. yes yes we asked him about it all right. now I'm off the team it was great tell. me about the sh apparently he was having.

ladies [ __ ] through a hammock on him we. asked about and he was like he was like. do I ask you about your sexual. proclivities and we're like yeah you. asked us if we were gay right. away he was like did he tell you the. story he was awesome now he was like if. that makes you uncomfortable I've done. way more Matt was like from like higher. hammocks so the Splat was bigger. he was so good dude what a psycho don't.

don't you love the fact that there's a. guy like that running. around unless you're his neighbor office. oh yeah Ked you got to sell your. property smells like [ __ ] again I I. think they were framing framing the boy. they might have been or he might have. been on that [ __ ] hypersexuality he. might have been on the drugs he said he. was on like I don't trust him anymore. cuz all his drugs let's get rid of him. bro he's a guy doing meth who's heavily. armed being [ __ ] on yeah Bel who cares. what happens to allegedly he got he got. a bunch of like armed he just started.

building an army yeah he was he was off. the he's having fun one ofos he's still. also he's like how come this guy get to. have an army I don't he got suicided in. got Spain boed yeah I think so he got. suicide I think he was when he tweeted. he was like if I die it's I didn't do it. who meanwhile he's on a pound of crank. yeah he might go he could go at any. moment if he had one of them [ __ ]. Garmin watches on it be like 197 is. crazy a minute after tweeting that he.

goes oh but now we could blame them if. if I did do it oh that's a good idea his. [ __ ] heart he could have redlined his. heart he's 80 years old doing crank. Beast how old was the guy when he died. 89 he was no way he was 8 he's in methd. up 70s meth up 70s is like [ __ ] he was. 75 yeah he looked good damn he was like. 70 when we interviewed me up 70s is like. him you know pro athletes when they're.

35 their knees are [ __ ] or a fat guy's. heart yeah that's a rough one fat guys. get two seats on the plane speak of Bo. finally they aeing people they. got stretch it out free stretch it. out yeah it's uh that's a weird one huh. that guy's a interesting [ __ ]. character he would be a great movie yeah. yeah yeah in the movie have him kill. neighbor too [ __ ] yeah yeah side it's.

your mov let's let's kill the neighbor. and you got to get the hammock neighb. sucked I the neighbor probably sucked. yeah he didn't just kill him cuz they. were awesome cuz they only mow the glass. did the neighbor do something to his dog. too that's what I heard what yeah the. neighbor did something to his dog maybe. kill one of his dogs over the line. that's what I'm saying then you got to. go f John Wick it cool when John Wick. did it yeah that's how you do it exactly. kill my dog imagine hurting Carl yeah I. would never shoot my neighbor yeah what. you say. yeah jacked doing meth and be like they.

killed my dog not just meth but me good. I have armed guard my dog meth he. engineered in a [ __ ] lab he built on. his property that he documented online. he wanted the community to know about. this meth lab he wanted them to know. about how how proficient his meth lab. was know [ __ ] really like. scientifically accurate everything he's. measuring everything perfectly you know. beers and all this [ __ ] he documented at. all it's awesome [ __ ] meth lab and.

B you call the bath salts all day but. what it is is just that's just. engineered meth that's what bath salts. was they took bath salt what have a meth. not engineered it's just different it's. like so there's like there's there's. different things that you can do to a. compound so it's not exactly the same. compound he made his own MTH like five. methoxy dimethyl tryptamine was legal. for a while because it wasn't. technically dimethyl tryptamine it's. even stronger than so they add an oxygen. molecule to it it's like this is better. than meth it's if you can engineer meth.

if you're a Super Genius who makes. [ __ ] software that can stop viruses I. bet you can figure out how to make some. killer mess and this dude cooked up some. fine [ __ ]. apparently damn yeah Mak you want to try. it I'd give it a sh that seems like the. best way to get into meth is that thing. is I have a feeling you never want to go. back to normal yeah it's like flying. first class that was one of the things. that lady said the lady in the FTX the. lady in the FTX trial she was talking.

about how being on amphetamines all the. time makes you realize how normal sober. interaction how [ __ ] boring they are. oh and she like tweeted it I would take. I would take ad all at work and I was it. was great taking all I was working like. customers I was front desk talking to. people I was like hey how like I was I. was nice whacked so heack he got a. that's dollar sign whacked so he got. whacked for money is that what it means. you saying is when he said like just in. case if I suicide myself I didn't okay.

going getting subtle messages from us. officials saying in effect we're coming. for you McAfee they got up we're going. to kill you we we're going to kill. yourself good way to say yeah that's an. interesting way to say it I got a tattoo. today just in case if I suicide myself I. didn't I was whacked check my right arm. so what happened to him though was it a. suicide or was it something else I think. he was in was he in Spanish prison he. was in prison he was just about to be. extradited when he was found supposedly.

hanging do it his wife claimed that. shouldn't have happened but the when. looked into it the Spanish authorities. said suicide of course they did of. course that's what they were paid to say. that's what the the money say suicide so. you're getting a tattoo saying hey if if. it comes out that I'm dead it's because. somebody like killed me and instead you. got an Artful. swacked like yeah it looks nice nice. don't talk [ __ ] nice. tattoo I do want that swag later swag.

but let's let's look at this logically. why would the government kill him that's. what I don't get why don't we have he. knew too much about what did he do all. the all the. Malu come on man come on man NSA Massad. they all got those so what do you think. it is you think he found some stuff out. when he was like think he was like one. of the architects of that type of thing. I think he probably [ __ ] with them and. they were like don't [ __ ] with us why'd. you give us malware now we're going to. [ __ ] I'm going to tell everybody he's on. meth he's going I'm going to tell. everybody he's talking [ __ ] our own.

allies they like to talk on meth and if. he really did have all their stuff that. is a crime like if really did install. malware and get top secret [ __ ] that. they'll kill you for that mhm they might. not even bothered taking you soon after. the B joining the B MGMT maed said he. and his team exploited a flaw in the. Android operating system that allowed. him to read encrypted messages from. WhatsApp whoa oh he could read. investigated reported he had sent. reporters malware infe phones to make. this hack work who you can't ruin his.

reputation either of course the Mal the. phones had malware on them he said how. that malard got there is the story which. we will release after speaking with. Google good for you taking involves Ser. Le Android architecture crazy move look. at this it involves a serious. flaw in the Android architecture what is. that flaw I just wanted to make the MGMT. joke MGMT yeah they're back go back that. J it says McAfee moved MGT to mining of.

Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies oh. he's a. criminal yeah he rules this like when sh. Knight said he uh he stuck uh e on. Kimmel oh yeah he's pretty much he was. like you know there's lots of ways to. kill somebody you might just like hire. someone to stick him with a needle with. [ __ ] AIDS you know what I'm talking. about and everyone in the audience like. what though he did that on Jimmy Kimmel. yeah jimy K wearing a FL jacket bro how. Wild is Jimmy Kimmel had sugar night on. it was cool kemel right it you can get.

canceled today for having crystalia on. your podcast. yeah I mean you [ __ ] imagine you're. bringing sh Knight on yeah dude hung. vanilla ice off a balcony was it Vanilla. Ice yeah he just ran over a guy by his. ankles ran over a guy and killed him on. video Jeff Ross frightened look at him. terrified terrifi this is back then yeah. Kimmel had no one back then this was a. git yeah he's pretty much saying I I.

[ __ ] with AIDS that's why progress. that's a wild conversation Suite looks. like Kimmel that's Carl. Malone oh my God he does he does oh my. God he does you nailed it oh my God he. does is that. Leguizamo is it yeah imagine leguizamo's. the first guest before Suge Knight who. gives a [ __ ] about some actor like. wasama wasama Ru shut was super.

was in John Wick you piece of sh rules. dude. D I lost. [Laughter]. Ted got this new thing out there people. sell them all the time they got this. stuff they call they get blood from. somebody with AIDS yeah and they shoot. you with it oh that's a slow. death Easy E thing you know what I mean. yeah Dam. Dam way light in the moon wow well Wy.

takes a puff of his cigar with his boots. up got a murderer thens up the homeland. security system I don't know why that. remember those days when there was like. a number or a color rather yellow yell. let's go to the store it's yellow come. on let's go do stand up we're going to. stay home if it's orange [ __ ] orange. I'm not going anywhere what a great way. to make everyone stay home on a day they. needed them to well what a great way to. test freak people out how quickly we. forgot about those colors that was a.

weird one the color system for terrorism. after 911 oh yeah they tried it they. tried it we were like come on with. [ __ ] you ever getet the email saying. avoid the mall on October 21st whatever. date there's going to be an attack on. AAL that's just the Jewish. emails just [ __ ] you guys got secret. emails on that list that's why tunneling. yeah heads up you never got those in the. like the couple years after like we got. there intels mean on this day in a mall. or in this day [ __ ] I got an amber. alert today did you guys get that Texas.

Texas goes wild with Amber Alerts you. know what I don't miss about deing way. to start the forest fires oh yeah the. the fires were crazy in California you. ain't never seen anything like it. they're here now yeah [ __ ] fire. listen they they're they're bad but not. they're not bad like it is in LA because. it doesn't rain there so everything like. you know they have those things like the. colors for fires the fire warning it was. always red it was always red it's not.

red for like 3 months out of the year do. not smoke a cigarette on Laurel Canyon. if you're an assle do not these [ __ ]. [ __ ] that throw cigarettes out the. window when they're done with them these. littering [ __ ] you're not even. allowed to smoke in your car with the. windows up on the way up lural Canyon. you're not yeah when it's like dry. they're like don't because it just goes. up in a blaze so I was coming home one. night I I got a vacated three times when. I lived in California three [ __ ]. times but I was coming home one night in. the whole side of the highway I was. coming from home from Fear Factor the.

whole side of the highway for an hour. was on fire you sent us pictures from. your flip phone bro it was it was just. like one side of the highway fire one. side green it was Madness it was like it. was like a scene from the [ __ ] that's. what it's like that's what it's like it. was like a scene from [ __ ] a Hobbit. movie where we even going why are we. driving that way Lord of the Ring. apocalyptic dude this was not nearly as. bad as5 this is the 405 this is headed. to Santa Monica but this is this is much.

more contained than what I saw what I. saw was an hour of driving a full hour. going like 40 m an hour 50 m an hour. were you hot no but if it was raining. ashes like snow so you were you were. seeing ashes fall out of the sky like. snow the whole right side of the highway. and dude sometimes that [ __ ] jumps you. get a a cross wind it jumps it hits a. car it gets other cars there was in. Northern California a whole highway full. of stopped cars everybody died yikes.

everybody got consumed by fire look at. this [ __ ] what are they doing where you. going Donald Trump please help us please. save us Jesus Christ and you don't know. where the fire is you're just guessing. it's not like fire might going to it. well you still got might you don't know. you don't know where you're driving you. can't see this is a windy road some poor. Uber Eats driver he's like I'm going to. get there bro this is so nuts man this. is so nuts oh man so this is what I. don't miss and I know they have fires.

out here but bro you ain't never seen. fires like those dry climate High. grasses and the worst is when it rains a. lot early in the year cuz then you get. extra grass and then it always dies off. when it stops raining everything turns. brown wo but it's natural fires right. like it's supposed to happen saw the. side somebody lit off one behind pink. dot behind my old uh window you saw it. start just there it's like a straight. uphill with like and just it just gone. gone it's in like 20 minutes it goes in.

like a little like one Bush on fire. burns through the houses yikes remember. there was one time in in La when we were. at the store and um above pink dot was. on fire that was it yeah that was that. what it yeah was that you but was that. with the one where we were like seeing. the helicopters fly overhead they were. trying to dump water on it planes were. dumping water on it it was nuts it like. a war was going on right above the sign. it was I saw I was right up that hill. yeah I was in Salt Lake I was driving to.

stopes down in Bisby there was like it. was crazy I was driving you could watch. the helicopters picking up the water out. of the lake no and flying over the. highway and dropping It on the Mountain. that was on fire wow then I got to the. [ __ ] Grand Canyon and it had just. burned for for real like 2 hours. straight it was just the moon like there. was no vegetation it was just stumps. everything was black it was crazy Yik it. was crazy those forest fires are wild.

that's that's a wakeup call to how. vulnerable we really are that was the. one time where people in La were cool. like everybody was so cool after the. fires I was like hi good to see you. happy to be alive dude you remember in. New York when [ __ ] Canada caught on. fire that's how crazy those you know the. conspiracy theory about that they popped. up pretty quickly so just saying I don't. know whole Manhattan was full of Ash and. dark smoke the conspiracy is the color. of the smoke the color of the smoke was.

strange and it coincided with uh a there. was a shipment that was lost the. shipment that was lost somewhere was. some kind of chemical and this chemical. it was a it was toxic chemical and there. was a high volume of it and it was lost. and then all of a sudden these fires. break out in Canada and there [ __ ]. orange smoke is making its way across. New York weird smoke like a weird color. smoke now that could be I'm a [ __ ] that. could be the Sun the way it goes to the.

light could be the [ __ ] I've never. seen orange smoke before it was orange I. was M talk it look weird nor has anybody. that I know ever seen like that kind of. orange they told everybody change every. filter in your car whoa it was like. emails did anybody do like an analysis. of the smoke and go what the [ __ ] is. this no is it just smoke or did. something burned somewhere that was. toxic never done smoke I was doing shows. I was doing show. podcast you were doing shows in that. orange smoke walking around that [ __ ] I.

didn't know I woke up late it was only. could you tell on the ground the first. day I was like am I [ __ ] this hung. over that it's like one day it was. cloudy everything's hazy yeah right but. did it look orange not until like day. two or three day two or three Chang. every day you could see it coming it was. crazy like at first it was just slightly. smoggy you were like I don't know I. remember driving in being like this is. [ __ ] weird am I dumb. cuz no one's mentioning anything and I.

was like it's [ __ ] weird out right. yeah and then by the Yeah by the the. most like the height of it it was. [ __ ] insane it was just orange it was. like Ghostbusters come on that seems. weird it was scary it was weird isn't. that weird look at the color 2 p.m 2m. look at that Dam it's like Rachel doas. all I'm not one day I'm not a chemist. ladies and gentlemen I don't know. anything about um smog color but that. seems high unusual it's unusual it's. super unusual I'm just going to say.

that look at there's conspiracy theories. that are warranted Toronto didn't get it. nearly as bad as as New York well it's. because it was coming down towards us. Dam can you flip through these faster. yeah why don't you move quick you Jesus. for the 2:00 photo it was only orange in. the one photo only take was orange for a. lot nuro gums don't take three. Gs oh yeah you guys can't look old eyes. old eyes how dare you young Jamie yeah. Jamie you're being so nasty today you. tried that earlier of it why why are you.

so hostile today could you hand me a. beer please there we go sure Shanel Sure. Fit Shane hey I've heard about there's. these things Shane there's these things. called Lucy you've ever heard Luc oh I. know about Lucy that has 12 milligram Lu. Breakers they have 12 milligrams this is. six oh you don't want that 12 that's too. much say when you say that I want two in. my mouth is that from Tucker I don't. like the how you talk you can't handle. [ __ ] gas station you're for two 12 12. milligrams will put you on the mo I.

think it's a weight thing yeah all right. I don't Short Round guy you can consume. a lot of alcohol that's true yeah I. don't know yeah Lucy's good but no one. consumes alcohol like tall people tall. big people like Shane big people my. friend Justin I got a friend Justin call. it this [ __ ] can put it down and. he makes you keep drinking with him and. he's like 350 lbs he's just this big. giant dude like come on bro one more I'm. like okay Lin it's always that one more.

next thing you know you're destroyed but. he's got like twice the body of you. Shane the king of that comes into like. the sell's like no I'm not dring come on. one come on one this 3 a.m. you know. that's your first Tri get him that one. then we go he's drinking Crown and cokes. though that's different animal that's a. different animal me and uh doosa went. makers makers and Coke [ __ ] you. up came down to Austin and we were like. I'll go we'll go hang out we'll have two. drinks at bar we were just walking. around I was getting two Bud Lights at. every bar oh Jesus Christ he was.

drinking whiskey at every bar oh my God. by like the fifth bar he was like we. were walking to a bar and he was like. holy [ __ ] man are you not [ __ ] up I. was like no I've been drinking I know. light beard taking hours this is all. whiskey n you have two drinks every time. we do this I'm already on number two D. what you on three beers don't count mine. I'll catch up. brother that was the Stan hope strategy. for years Stan hope is like I just take. a slow drip of alcohol through light. beer and I was like that's genius he's. like yeah I don't want to get too [ __ ].

up it's like keep keep the [ __ ] up. going you get a [ __ ] you get like a. good Buzz the best way to keep a good. Buzz is a light beer right you don't go. over the edge get is done is when he. says let's do shots you're like you're. [ __ ] up you're about to leave within. 10 minutes you're about to leave but the. coke brings him back to life brings him. back to. life yeah D Roa brought his sandwiches. to the club the other night great they. are great [ __ ] amazing. he he gave me a roast beef with Pudo.

with like like some kind of peppers in. there he said is his I forget whose. favorite sandwich maybe boms [ __ ]. fantastic shockingly likable guy he's. the best I love Joe great guy funny. [ __ ] too bring the heat he's. just a good dude man and he say I was. like dude open up a place here he's like. we're talking about it so I hope they do. we need like a real good sub shop he. would come a lot they're [ __ ] oh. he'll come by oh he should move here. he's coming back doing my podcast again. next month oh he's worthless in New York.

I love that dude is he yeah get him down. here he can make a name for himself why. is he worthless in New York well nobody. respects him he's ugly he's. adopted he's burned a lot of bridges oh. yeah listen this is a land of rebuilding. yeah yeah that's right that's what they. said after they stole it from the. kamanche a land of rebuilding but you. bur we gave a casino I don't even think. they have a casino they don't get a. casino they they were too F they were. nasty they had to put Cutters if they.

get a casino they put that fire out you. guys should get something in Germany. like a water park or something this is. you ever seen this is that a kamanche. that's legit that's that's from right. here blood of the white man on it no. that's why we got it it's probably got. some deer blood on it that's probably. from before the white man even showed up. and [ __ ] everything up it's so smooth. Dam I have a friend who has a ranch out. here that apparently was where the. kamanche lived and it's just overrun. with arrowheads they carve them down. well they make them it's called Flint.

napping they actually put a piece of. buck skin over their knee and they hold. this like slate oh Jesus Christ that's. don't do that bro that's like literally. it could be a thousand years old like. who [ __ ] even knows how old that. thing is a spell on me it's actually. probably about four or 500 years old wow. but allegedly I don't know this is what. someone told me but the thing is that. like these [ __ ] guys man they made. those things by knocking rocks together. there's like a very specific way it's. called Flint napping like you knock it.

off to make a flake and then you have to. like knock it against like something. soft like your leg and they chip away. till they make like this razor edge to. these things Jesus like they figured out. how to do it and these [ __ ] things. are all over this guy's Ranch he sent me. a bunch of them he sent me like ones. that are like marked off by like this. this uh like this is guy this guy's. Flint napping see how he does this they. had all the time in the world it up no. no this guy's a guy that like knows how. to recreate this [ __ ] um [ __ ] hard they.

get it it does you tell this guy [ __ ]. hard probably with like one of those uh. butcher aprons. on with like a leather butcher apron on. yeah this is these people are a problem. though because some of these people are. not this guy I'm not saying this guy but. some of these people are unethical and. then they go leave theyand oh look what. I found this is appropriation too too it. does look pretty real it looks a lot. like that one you know what's okay to. appropriate Indians white people did you.

see the. uh that makes sense there's a a. Boston it's like Boston Globe they had a. photo of St Patrick's Day it's black. dude dressed like a leprechaun I'm like. hey hey what are we doing here that's. ours the [ __ ] ra who the [ __ ] is that. guy the [ __ ] is that guy that's how. everyone listen to that accent it's like. hey what are we doing here you just like. sticking in everybody's face you.

couldn't find an Irish guy in Boston. it's literally their holiday acting is. harder than UFC because he's in Road. House that was a quote from Connor oh. really acting is harder than UFC listen. to me not true that's not true Tred his. whole life okay Acton Roadhouse or fight. K again shut the [ __ ] up that is crazy. talk that's crazy talk I think he. probably just meant that he's bad at it. he broke his [ __ ] leg in a fight he. broke his leg like that's harder yes.

that's way harder talking about actually. harder I think making a statement a. quote he but a level of if he's good at. it or not listen the guy's promoting a. movie I think he's making he a great. promoter learning how to act completely. blown out versus doing doing UFC an. amazing promoter he's the best promoter. in the history of the sport no one even. comes close there's Conor McGregor we. bring up intervie body else can we bring. up that that interview him on the red. carpet just blown out oh yeah out of his.

[ __ ] mind reveals why acting is. harder than that's just a clickbait. [ __ ] headline that you fell for son. reveals why this is it acting is harder. in my time consumption is it my wife you. can do it hold on I can't I can't hold. on go ahead acting is. harder time time time I got to see him. cuz he's on coke for this one just. say go for it go for it time consumption. and it's not just acting and F I'm [ __ ]. you got it you got it you got it you got. it you're on it you're on it you got it.

no you got it dude get fired up take a. de deep breath Papa shorter than. UFC it's also remembering the L and you. have some things ah you got it you got. it you got it let me see him say it so I. can don't just give me a little bit we. just need a little it's just a difficult. game and a l more difficult than I give. it credit ah would B it sound like. Callum Tyrell damn he's d. who's the. lady time time consum time.

consumes consumption action and fighting. and stunt it's also memory in the line. and you have to time things correctly. you're engaging with another person it's. just a difficult game a lot. more time time consumption time. consumption it takes a lot of time. there's a lot of sitting around if. you're if you're acting you're going to. be on a set 16 hours a day you're. probably going to be sitting around for. 10 and waiting for your especially if. you're Connor you're not Jake lenal. you're going to be waiting around for.

your line yeah we don't need you again. till tomorrow this time mate what was it. like when you kissed that. cowboy was that for real did you really. kiss him was a CGI do it do a Conor. action for me to consumption what was it. like when you kissed the cowboy you. [ __ ] him so hard he killed him you got. do I'm not that good at it you guys I. think that's why he killed himself he. ODed cuz you [ __ ] his ass sh it was. just shame but he wasn't into it it's. correct the shame of it that lost uh the.

Oscar to some [ __ ] that was a great. movie you think should that was a good. [ __ ] movie great movie Ang. Lee same guy who did the Hulk yeah oh he. did that what the Eric Bana Hulk right. that was a good one that was a good one. that was the first CGI. Hulk is a that's a good hunk dude. Australia he's a good HK. favorite honks H oiled up though bro. that was that Bronson BR no no that's.

Tom Hardy oh that's right Tom hard Elite. right what did Eric But Eric Bana did a. Indie movie early on that was really. good Eric Bana yeah Eric B's oh that. looks like look at those tits look at. them tits damn he's got some PS oh no it. was about the the guy the the guy the. jail guy Gregory Beck who was it about. what was what was that movie in. Gladiator the movie about the guy that. was was in jail it wasn't Bronson no. what was the movie about the guy that.

there's some crazy psychotic guy that. was like an austral Chopper that's what. got fat awesome dude that's a [ __ ]. great movie Man thought. Wast. Bron Chopper he was fat Chopper Chopper. is about this dude can you show me the. the the title again it's about this dude. who's like this crazy [ __ ] criminal. in Australian Australia's most notorious. criminal Mark Chopper Reed in his years. of crime interest in violence drugs and. prostitutes it's a [ __ ] crazy movie.

and Eric bner knocks it out of the park. he knocks it out of the park in that. movie it's a great movie where I feel. like he's out sitting out I I haven't. seen him in a while yeah he's been. chilling he's just being a honk dude. proba get up oh my God so fast give me. some of this well we can't play it oh we. can't play it because of [ __ ] YouTube. listen YouTube I love you but come on. don't get silly oh you play YouTube. videos happen problem oh no thing that's. what we do we can play them but then. they have to all get cut out what about.

Tik Tok What We Play TiK tokos it's it's. a problem with copyright home movies you. show you got some movies no but I mean. just. rul home video wiow Ari in Israel where. his dreams got dashed hey this is all. [ __ ] learn the little little learned. Ari do you remember the moment when you. decided that you were going to fall out. of religion when I was like oh oh hold. on [ __ ] I wasted a lot of time what was. the moment it was 19 in Israel in.

Jerusalem oh you were there was there a. thing that happened was there a thing. that happened yeah I was just like oh. I'm done this is all I don't care about. any of this yeah the Iron Dome got. bombed what did you see Shane I just. remembered I was I was like if we can't. show YouTube We got to find funny videos. and I have a very funny video I got to. send it to to J God damn it what can we. show it's so annoying the thing is if. you have the volume and they see the. image you get hit with a copyright claim. ah copyight wouldn't they want to be on. here. it's so look we're [ __ ] doing an ad.

for Chopper yeah exactly that [ __ ]. movie was awesome and Eric Banner was. awesome I've never even heard of it yeah. there you go that was the big movie that. he he made it with have you seen magic. with the guy from Westworld it's real. similar to Bronson though isn't it I've. never seen that one isn't Bronson like a. similar situation it's like a crazy. criminal guy yeah that's why I got mixed. up but you know what Tom hard's doing. Jiu-Jitsu he's a sexy man yeah I think. Tom Hardy guys too that's Tom Hardy No. effing way he probably got tired of. [ __ ] he's so goodl looking he probably.

got tired of [ __ ] yeah look at him you. know he was in banded Brothers was he. Warrior briefly bed Brothers might the. best series of all time everyone no one. gives a credit good good series that's. crazy people give it credit nah it's. never talked about they talk about the. wire CU it was only one seies well they. keep going masses of air they're still. doing it look at his young ass young. supple ass got some DSL oh my God what. sweet lips Hardy and Warrior I'm Hardy. wait Tom Hardy I guys now let's.

different guy that's talking bro look at. him in. Warrior look at those traps Hulk I'd. like to [ __ ] on. him we talking hot guys shut up Eric B. was Chopper I got Chopper confused with. Bronson Bronson was Tom Warrior bro it's. a good time to be a [ __ ] jenal jacked. is nice too he's jacked well he was. great in Southpaw you ever see Southpaw. yeah watched that that's a good movie. was a fun one you know what I like is uh. Miles Teller and bleed for this that was.

a good boxing movie oh yeah but what's. his name the accident Bro Look at that. that's a hot eyy man he was plowing. Witherspoon he looks like that guy got. in [ __ ] serious shape those abs. that's ridiculous he's hotter than his. sister nice medicine all right so this. is I got to tell you guys this. underrated movie oh it's about Vinnie. penzo [ __ ] rules. yeah hold on I I sent Jamie this video.

it's I my friend Nate Marshall I told. him I wouldn't share this the black he. is black yes you call him the Black. Jesus Christ he the black he's the. number one he's the best black out there. he. uh Jesus Christ now wait all right so we. were he's the black supremacist this is. me Santino and big cat we're at barol. we're shooting around Santino that's. Santino that's me that's big cat Nate. Nate said he was he was he was like I'm.

I'm going to wait till everyone's gone. to shoot the ball cuz I haven't shot in. a while yeah but while we're still out. here he picks one up wait till you see. this [ __ ]. shot. whoa he's not the black anymore I take. it back how sad he we were everyone was. like wait he make it to he didn't make. it to the paint what the [ __ ] let me see. that again you got to see the first one. Ted Cruz is. that's a dude who severely overestimates. his ability to throw things he made it.

to the basket on the floor I've been. there that's a tough feeling. he his hands behind his back and hasn't. even hit the arc yet has he ever played. no chance no chance he's a Fisher listen. I talk a lot of [ __ ] but my 10-year-old. beat me at horse once. oh basketball sucks if but you're not. black you're not expecting anything of. you what the [ __ ] was that [ __ ] yeah. she's 10 did you guys see Bobby Kelly. working out no he does that try to we.

got videos of Bobby Kelly working out. what is go we got videos Jones you ever. seen Mike Tyson throw throw. basketballs no Mike Tyson's. terrible he's awesome at [ __ ] people. up though terrible at. basketball so what is John doing he's. gonna dunk can't dunk no it hit him on. the head yeah you see Conor try to throw. a football none of the UFC guys can do. it John is not kind of hurt himself yeah. like going full clip blowing his yeah. full siguro blowing his knee out which.

can [ __ ] happen sure you get a little. wacky get a little wacky with he's not. afraid to get a little wacky with his. explosiveness though D I tore my. meniscus in my knee once wearing [ __ ]. jeans doing a kicking contest with Joe. Schilling. oh of I tore my Nim miniscus it's still. it was [ __ ] up for like a year after. that you got to see Bobby Kelly working. out s it to can't just do stuff I know. what going look like [ __ ] breaks well. you got to know youry is going to look.

like a 50-year-old. lesbian he's already there he's going to. look like that just working out he's. going to look like 74 he's going to look. like a old woman working out no there is. no want show this stino found security. forage they had a private workout. sity before why you Fitness shaming our. friend also yeah I just texted to you do. we have to watch this can I see it first. to side I feel. bad we're talking can I just say this.

before we keep going I didn't get a. chance to compliment him after I just. trashed him I love Bobby I love Bobby. all right yeah we all love Bobby cuz I. just trashed him and then we kept moving. Bobby's my boy I want to make sure I get. he just did my potty killed it he's. great he's a great human being I've. known Bobby for like 30 years lap band. he's fat again no he's not he's not oh. he's back no oh no oh yeah need to go. back on the lap another lap fat he's not. that fat oh he's big baby really yeah I. just had him. on oh that sucks no he's he's normal.

obvious he's not even close he's husky. every time I see him it's still like a I. remember the old youu so every time it's. like near the old was hot Bobby what hot. Bobby no I remember the fat Bobby and. you haven't seen him in like two months. you're like I met Bobby when he was like. 20 oh that was hot Bobby yeah I met hot. Bobby he looked Puerto Rican of hair oh. yeah he was with Allen the monkeys Allen. the monkeys was like a tro that and Dane. Cook was the the main guy he don't look.

any fatter yes so this video of him. falling oh. no man it's like zero Tangled Up body Mr. Bean sketch he still going to try to. work out this idiot that's what you have. to do I'm okay okay he's really heavily. dressed he's like got a beanie on yeah. he's got the beanie on he. oh that's bad right there I think I'm oh. [ __ ] oh it's a lot of weight oh [ __ ].

like Rowan ainson but he had the. wherewithal to not let go of the weight. so it didn't fall on his [ __ ] head. it's like Pelosi in the. drink he didn't let it go he's still. holding it yeah that's what kept Him. alive humping that machine though that's. a [ __ ] 5B weight he would have been. no no he would have died that weighs 25. lb about to what was he doing that's a. 25 he was trying to do decline uh bench. press the why the [ __ ] would he deine. bench because he's been working out he. wants to mix it up he wants to do some. of these he needs some [ __ ] kettle.

bells in his lifee keeps going he does. it in a second keep going he does it. when he once he gets up he does it this. keeps you funny though if he was killing. this he wouldn't be as funny he's still. trying to do it all right those are 8B. weights my grandmother with cancer does. this can we zoom in on the weight what. do we do it here intensify. yeah two numbers quadrant G3 enhance I. think it's 6.0 6.0 you got to see first. he goes to the plates and he goes uh. actually Noah back look he's looking at.

those. plates do that you know what dude I'll. pick up these pens do a little this he's. so L you going to show it again you. piece of [ __ ] one more. time one more time thankfully Bobby's. been nice to all us he needs a Train by. the way he's an [ __ ] to all of us so. [ __ ] him he just needs he's never an. [ __ ] to me well yeah that's different. but I've know like I said. forever I've known him forever I've. known him since he was problem with all.

these tall guys over over five is that. the issue yeah well he was confident. when you knew newer than him yeah yeah. I've known that guy first time I met him. he was like [ __ ] I don't like your. confidence your. [ __ ] like welcome to the comedy scene. out of love talking [ __ ] but he's always. like you youngsters I'm like are he's 51. yeah on a good day I'm older than your. kid he's like boss yeah boss is like. you're a middle I'm like I'm doing. better than you what is bunch of [ __ ]. middles yeah well some guys you stay a.

middle forever that's it true yeah that. was Boston that's true and Boston like. he's a [ __ ] middle act how's he doing. good like I 20 he's in an arena he's in. an arena man of all the things we just. said about Bobby that he'll be mad at me. saying he's like Voss is going to. [Music]. be is hilarious I meant he's like Voss. when it comes to like talking [ __ ] oh. yeah and when you're new and you show up. like Voss will be the first guy to be. like look at you you dumb ass what are.

you doing here that's true they're both. the and it's out of love both out of. it's also like seeing if you can hang. yeah right like are you going to get. upset someone talk [ __ ] about you come. on we're having fun so many people have. told me Voss was mean no and it's like. he's the nicest dude possible listen. this one of the best things can ever. happen is you bomb and then you hang out. with your friends and you go oh my God I. just ate dick like bro what the [ __ ]. happened to you up there and then you're. laughing you feel terrible but at least. everybody's laughing and you're having a. good time and busting each other's balls.

bro I watched 15 people walk out no yeah. the people walking that was funny it was. [ __ ] hot death dude what happened. Montgomery Montgomery tried to do that. to me the other night at the at the. mother I got off stage and I was like. you know I I always do this time I meant. it cuz I actually did do very bad I was. like [ __ ] I sucked up there and he was. like yeah what was that like as soon as. he said that I was like you [ __ ]. worry about you mother. [Music]. don't like all right I went in there.

talking [ __ ] to myself the second. somebody else was like yeah that sucked. I was like don't ever worry about what. I'm. doing and he was like God I'll never do. that. again you never know like are we in a. play together like are we having a real. conversation how you doing right like I. don't know what I don't know man play. along yeah what was that I got a free. bear claw from a dumpster like I don't. know where to go. okay I went too hard on him I feel bad.

about it William's the best though he. mured last night I killed Tony I mean. [ __ ] murdered fresh minute does a. fresh minute every week all right he's. got a minute that style is like he could. write about anything cuz it's so his. style and if you know who he is he's so. ridiculous it's one of those things like. Hedberg like when Mitch Hedberg would go. on after like a rapper like they would. they would put him on after like comedy. rap and it would be. but once people figured out it was Mitch. hurg and you got appropriate opening. acts then people came to see it they.

knew like typical Down the Line Comedy. and they're like now this weirdo know. some guys would play music and they. would have funny songs they'd close with. that and then they'd have Hedberg go up. man hedburg was great he'd go on. Letterman and a joke would bomb and you. go I'm aware that joke is stupid would. you never saw on late night it was so. polished yeah my mom loves those. Applause breaks mity she gave him two. spots once he was going to be in town. she gave him two spots and then somebody. called in whoever and she was like oh.

cancel that new guy and I was like. working the phone's like comedy. hero want cancel him didn't yeah call. that headb birg guy and tell him he's. got one less spot like hey I'm sorry no. we we two spots for you so Tuesday's out. [ __ ] Jeremy Dingle called in for who. somebody somebody that she liked at the. time whoever it was I don't know it. didn't was like the [ __ ] head's going. to do a spot let him do a spot was her. finger that far off the pulse very yeah.

by the night F at the time no it wasn't. just that she didn't know about anything. that was going on outside the store nor. did she give a [ __ ] but she seemed kind. of like a gimmick she seemed like a. gimmick she seemed to like a gimmick she. would have liked him then yeah she had. some wacky ideas about like selling. sitcoms and she wanted Like Comics but. it was the that was what was going on. back in the day so you got to imagine. like that's why the comics store has. podcast now why because we all started. podcast the podcast got huge so Back In. The Day The Comedy Store was seeing all.

these Comics developing and getting. sitcoms like from all the way from Chico. and the Man with Freddy Prince you know. he was like the first the first comic to. got a [ __ ] sitcom and then there. sford and son was that along that time. with red fox and then it was of course. Roseanne and Tim Allen and Seinfeld and. Brett Butler so that was the formula. everybody wanted to get a [ __ ] sitcom. so MSY had these ideas of like. developing sitcoms so she created these. like characters you should be this guy.

right she named menia she named trying. to fire it up what do you mean named him. his. name wow it's not just right yeah she. was right but it was not there that it. was like a bunch of different things. like she made she wanted people to do. things she want there's not as bad as. like some com some comedy club Owners. had terrible [ __ ] suggestions what. are you doing over there playing grab. ass trying to kiss me or something yeah. kiss my buddy opened for Gallagher and.

he was you know Joe list and Gallagher's. like you're tall you should do a whole. basketball thing like you should come on. stage with a basketball and then dunk it. and then do your act and list was like. I'm not going to do that so many I hate. when like uh Kid Rock was Kid Rock will. hit you with advice he was hit me he was. like you dress like a you dress like. [ __ ] up there you should be wearing a. suit and a bow tie like Bo Sinatra like. those guys used you could really. separate yourself yeah I like it it's. like I'll I'll never do that I'm.

thinking he's right think he was the. first to FaceTime me after SNL to be. like dude he facetimed me he was like. how do you think you did I hate that and. I was like are you calling me to tell me. I [ __ ] bombed you [ __ ] I just I. [ __ ] hung up on him D good how do you. think he was he was [ __ ] with me he's. funny but how do you think he did I like. wanted me to own Libs dude yeah you. should get a bow tie though he he was. like that was [ __ ] [ __ ] he was like you.

should have went you said [ __ ] you. said gay no no I know but for him that's. he saw he saw my standup show and was. like you're not going hard enough oh wow. you need to say like the N. word I don't know that wasn't his actual. note for the reckon. sure all right he'll get Rowdy though. yeah oh we haven't done this since you. did SNL oh I we did we don't need he I. did I don't think we did I don't think. we did no that was before Oh any nuggets. behind the scenes that no one knows you.

know. green and podcast spill over so much how. nutty was it it was so weird such a. [ __ ] corporate thing you got in there. finally I liked it what a completion of. [ __ ] of a storyline it was fun I know. but it seems like a fun night sketches. and [ __ ] around the party my family was. there the party kind of sucks when. you're the when you I've been to the. party a bunch of times and it's great. sometimes it sucked even knowing that. we're like Hey we're F say goodbye to. another [ __ ] person so we can go. drink the whole time I just had to say.

Hello thank you goodbye to every single. person that was there but a wedding it. was exactly like a wedding did it feel. like like a ride of Passage what did it. feel like for you it's a cool win it's a. on the story I think it's nice for that. I mean obviously it just brought the. story back up again but but you were. defended quite a bit but it was also. it's like honestly this was like them. saying sorry yeah exactly that's cool. that's what it was admission of guilt it. was it was the closest they can come to.

an admission of guilt which is what it. was had to do that we had to here's the. thing is an acknowledgement of talent. that's it's like recognizing hey this. guy might be one of the biggest Comics. ever and it's happening right now and we. should probably get back on board yeah. exactly before it's too late don't go 20. years I also took it I I agree but it's. it's annoying with the cancel [ __ ] CU. they go he's doing great what are you. talking about like well he's also Good. comic who worked his way up and has a. sketch show and all this other [ __ ] and. sells a ton of tickets so they have to.

acknowledge it yeah but that's the thing. that isn't that always the goal just to. become undeniable yeah but if you were. doing that well and not doing well like. nationally they wouldn't be like he. still deserves an apology if he wasn't. doing as well point. exactly if I listen listen listen I'm. not saying you suck but I'm saying you. not huge you still got [ __ ] it's. better for everybody if they don't say. the words it's better for everybody. everybody knows the truth but it's.

better for. everybody rules because it also it keeps. them silly they stay silly what do you. mean silly you stay silly you stay you. stay ridiculous you stay like you're rid. you've made ridiculous decisions oh and. you got kind of a ridiculous Enterprise. you stay ridiculous you stay ridiculous. Enterprise yeah that's what it is this. the worst Starship ever you've got this. thing like you're you're trying to be. the fastest runner and you're wearing. 150 lbs in your back and you had a fast. runner and you you dropped them yeah.

it's like stay ridiculous don't. apologize stay on the course they go. back to don't sing a song around a piano. I agree I just get a note yeah look I I. I thought it was a nice I thought it was. nice yeah I think it's a good like if. we're going to talk about all the like. culture [ __ ] I think it's cool they. brought me back and it's cool I said yes. I think it's a nice moment for everybody. cuz it's I don't want to be a you don't. want to be a guy that's like yes [ __ ]. everybody that said [ __ ] me yeah exactly. I do that it's like can we just stop and. that's what they they offered the.

[ __ ] olive branch they were the ones. who they should it's great and they. should they did the right thing they did. the right thing cuz most people were. just be like [ __ ] that person forever. that I haed once and you're like no they. did the cool thing everybody where the. tide is going it's just you steer into. the weight and also they got caught up. in it they got caught up in everybody. did everybody they got caught up in it. and so I I don't have any problem with. that you think that [ __ ] is just left's. effective now 100% like TMZ tried to do. a whole thing on I read every single.

tweet about it cuz uh I'm a psycho and. it was like like it be more now bigger. fan that's hilarious thanks for this. this was a great clz knew what they were. doing there was another one too with. like with like an Asian comic how do you. feel didn't care at all they got [ __ ]. what's his name they got uh don't it's. fine uh Corky Corky Cory from Life Goes. On yeah they interviewed him about my. TMZ got him. that's Al Corgi was like that was fine.

dude we're human we're allowed to be. made fun of it was like hell yeah cor. that's got to be a sketch goes on is. still around Cory is going strong he's. chugging along he's a he's a go-getter. that kid bigh headed. weirdo he had his own show right dude. yeah bro that show was the the wildest. thing they put a guy with Down Syndrome. at the start a show oh yeah quite a. noggin he's not uh he's very high. functioning he's still the that's how.

powerful a role was he's still the. reference to reference he's yeah of like. Sy I don't want to get I don't want to. get Billy Elliott's in there don't get. going I don't want to get going get. going no no no I'm saying I'm on the. record just a thing with whatever people. downt can have higher significantly they. have regular IQs a lot of the time and. huge dicks but you know the uh you know. the the Louie Mantra or whatever is like. they burn your house down you build a.

couple twigs and leaves with a house new. Hut and they go he's got a house you're. like well I had a mansion and now I'm. living in a a twig Hut all right I hear. you they're not happy unless I hear you. but it's like what do you choose to. focus on it's great he did SNL no no no. the truth that is true though it was a. that was like a thing that I was worried. about was I was like this I should say. something in the monologue no I'm not. saying which no but the idea is that. because I'm hosting they're going to go. see right we didn't do anything wrong no.

you did the right thing we didn't do. anything wrong look he's doing that was. funny don't look that up. please we got to make it quick great way. to address it in a it was perfect it was. a perfect way to handle it you used to. have a great joke at the the um that New. Jersey room about meeting like a. waitress she go where do I know you oh. dude at the time cuz you were like the. topic of conversation every single time. someone would be like I'd see like for. real it would it would always be like an. Asian woman would come up to me and be. like you were really funny what was your.

name can I look you up and I'd be like. please. don't literally if you L looked me up. the first thing would be like hates. Asians D the headline oh man that's not. true at all yeah I get to watch them. go oh you said there was a wait was like. hey that was so funny where do I know. you from you're like I I've been here. before and she goes no yeah yeah yeah I. was trying so hard I was like I've been. somewhere yeah I think I've been here we. probably hung. out well Yang likes you Yang's the bro I. love.

Yang good guy Ron Yang David Taylor's. old friend yinyang T whatever we don't. need to discuss this what else is going. on yeah. congratulations yeah what you do this. time you must be in trouble it's been a. week no youing it's been 10 minutes find. if you stay offline yeah that's the key. you don't see it wait do you have a new. one I don't even know about this one no. not that no I just got there I've just. reached not online yeah you're not. online I'm not online good for you I SNL.

knocked me out of it the special when I. put out my Netflix special I deleted. like Twitter. T deleted redit cuz I was reading those. comments every once in a while I'll slip. back into that you the app that's how. much since SNL I've been way off cuz I. know you don't want I to tell people are. saying I suck for sure listen there's. going to be a bunch of people that think. everything sucks you're dealing with. giant numbers when you're dealing with. giant numbers each individual seems. significant even if they're [ __ ]. morons You' never want to talk to.

bethoven Symphony has bad. comments on YouTube I bet it does. telling you right now wait till very. funny it's really funny [ __ ] was whack. yeahor yeah there's always you can't you. can't be focused on that Drake better. than great dick more to me toin this is. why it doesn't work you got to think of. it in a numbers way so if the brain is. designed to recognize threats and. problems when everything's great you. don't think about it so if you have 10.

10 positive people Shane you're the. [ __ ] man that's great one guy goes. this guy's lame as [ __ ] tired of this. kind of act so [ __ ] take it easy take. it easy say a bunch of [ __ ] right see. what I'm saying so that one stands out. you got nine people that think you're. awesome one douchebag thinks you suck. and now when you scale that up to. millions and millions of people and. who's writing comments the majority of. them are just gruntled people that are. unhappy with their position think uh you. think toothpaste feels that way when. then like who the [ __ ] was that one.

dentist yeah the one out of. 10 that one guy won't recommend me after. all I done for you what what else do I. have to show you also I know what you're. doing right now and I appreciate it game. recognize game you drink one. [ __ ] I'm drinking them I've been. drinking them I've talked you no you're. not you guys got to catch up I feel like. the Pod just got started the podt did. just start and we're all and we got that. mushroom chocolate's not [ __ ] around. allegedly has it KCK has it kicked in oh. yeah feeling good I can't look at the.

screen anymore it's too. wavy boy imagine if they didn't make all. that stuff illegal they didn't do the. Manson thing and they just like let. psychedelics roam what would no the. other one that one too that one too I. mean Charles he's in trouble that one. too they whacked her too they definitely. whacked her right oh I was talking about. she was annoying she was annoying she. was annoying Jes chist damn Jesus Christ. looks like my bed there so many [ __ ].

they got rid sheing us let's let's get. yeah oh that's exactly what it was yeah. she apparently was talking and she she. banged both of them she banged both. brothers yeah Bobby and JFK do you think. the second one was on recommendation. from the first probably get her [ __ ] my. brother if you [ __ ] my brother thought. this was good wait till you have Bobby's. cck maryn you're too [ __ ] crazy for. me I got to run a country if you think. oh I feel you that's not what you can do. for me that's what you can do for my.

brother M in the CIA are trying to kill. me I don't have time for your. nonsense why some say come on the. face G do you think that one brother's. watching her at the whatever the. inauguration was when she's sitting in. front of the wife and the other brother. just looking at his brother going either. way she took a shot in the face too you. imagine you're the president and you're. banging every and everybody knows but. nobody talks about it that was the world. back then that was the world back then. being bro dude being bro everyone was.

being BR what I said earlier I think has. Merit to it like who do you want do you. want the warmonger or the [ __ ] Hound py. at least he not [ __ ] you. over [ __ ] the chick from Barbie or. whatever yeah they just keep them keep. him [ __ ] Jesus Christ maryn she looks. old in the face shut your mouth AR. you're such a f what's that on the side. she's making a face she's probably like. spitting out her. got a better picture poor lady been. through a lot that's a better.

picture she was called God look at that. 25y old got normal Christian 25-year-old. to the left who was the play right she. married tenness Williams she yeah. noio. you I thought yeah she married dagio and. dagio like would put flowers on her. Arthur Miller Arthur Miller yeah the. dagio one was rough why cuz he put. flowers on her grain he L the bab dude. he loved her and this was like wow he. wasn't it like the overlap between.

Kennedy and de a little over that's a. good she was [ __ ] killing it high. killing it look at that that guy's ugly. Arthur Miller look at this [ __ ] the. Jew got some he looks like the guy from. The Wire he got a lot oh yeah he didn't. get a little nty he you marri her then. there he looks like fredin w women like. that women like that are they're just a. drug it's a drug it's it's [ __ ] John. McAfee's meth yeah that's what it is and. you get this dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] at every. [ __ ] high level [ __ ] art writers.

are meeting up and it's like hey Miller. you brought your dumb [ __ ]. [ __ ] I hate when you're sexist I don't. think she was dumb misogynistic oh yeah. she was [ __ ] high LEL no crazy IQ. higher IQ than Einstein no way give it a. goo there is literally zero shot on. Earth that that's actually true bet. let's bet I'll bet you a million dollars. I'm sure it's on the internet there's no. way I a million dollar slow down five. five five bucks is respectable 20 20.

that's an SNL P 20 whatever you got for. the record Mt TV paid more oh my God I. think guess how much money you get guess. how much money you get paid to host SNL. how much 1300 50 Grand 1,700 50 Grand. $5,000. oh more than I thought isn't that wild. dude we rated we rated 21 Jump Streets. uh [ __ ] dressing room afterward five. grand for a week of work we rented 21. Jump 21 Savages unless they just [ __ ].

me again five grand have to be like a. million five grand wait so what does 21. get musical guests you might get. 10 get more they don't have to do work. you got a little more 21's the men. listen if like bounces back if that is. what like the first step and then. bouncing back and and having more wild. [ __ ] who big big. it went it went [ __ ] guys guys saying. gay and [ __ ] to massive massive. awesome tits are.

back I don't know who that is you don't. know Sydney Sweeny she's Mar you've seen. her she mon seen her she's Marilyn. Monroe here yeah that's that's John. McAfee's meth yeah that's why she's at. the party Ari you piece of [ __ ] well the. '90s are coming back she brought he's. like everyone like get a he's going to. bring her wherever the [ __ ] she wants to. go do Timeless there she is. wow congratulations congratulations to. her genetics I love when you see a story.

like that she addresses those Glen pal. rumors and I'm like I don't even know. what you're talking about well someone. wrote a monolog for Ari you know she got. to talk about some things that are in. the news you know it's probably not. really her act AR's like act. sucks [ __ ] nobody knows Glen The Tragic. Truth About Marilyn Manson's Marilyn. mono concealed intelligence. her Fame a lot of. how lying lady it is said that she was a.

star brilliant with a high IQ there you. go but it doesn't say it's higher than. Einstein higher than Albert Einstein. it's unproven but it does say that it. was like as high as 168 and Einstein was. 160 or was he 160 no I know I know this. is a is a urban okay hold on just it. says some believe oh I believe that she. was an alien some some believe different. illegal there is no I don't know where. the evidence is I don't know like should. if either of them it's a tweet it has to. be real it's it's verified does it have.

Community notes if not shut the [ __ ] up. Jamie all right that's a wash no it's. not you owe me5 it's it's I'm more. proven than you I'm certain that that's. not true isn't that what community notes. is for can't go with that how come. there's no Community notes on that. statement No One PR this you have to. dude well can we amplify it speak which. AR went to the migrant meeting. meeting of migrants in my neighborhood. what to do with them what' you do what'. you say said kill them you say hey we. got some [ __ ] tunnel like they're.

here we got do meeting like is it like. [ __ ] in someone's basement no it's in. a community center of course you to a. [ __ ] Community dude you are so. protect our community that whole line. around the neighborhood of like new. migrants well if it isn't they like. they're going to piss in the bushes so. we got to raise they all sound like me. they all got to raise money for. porta-potties or they're [ __ ] pissing. in the bushes figure out to hell so do. [ __ ] guess what porta potties are gross. they're going to keep piss it in the. bushes no they'll piss in him if we tell. them to piss in if we get him that but. we're not they're not going to get it to. him yeah but they not going a regular.

porta potty they're going to want like a. good one you can sit down in with a. little sink in it they'd rather go. behind little portable bathroom these. aren't these aren't are just a hole with. a [ __ ] blue water in it it's. disgusting you ever L they do it they. set up porta potties every so all the. drunks instead of pissing in the park. they'll piss on in those they still do. it do they most of them but don't a few. dudes pee on trees right that's why they. set them up they like animal [ __ ]. piss in these that we set up so we can. have the trees Tomorrow When You're. Sober no I don't think your piss kills. trees no I don't think so it's natural.

no way it does dog I'll tell you what. dog 200 people a night [ __ ] pissing. him listen to me dog dog piss kills your. lawn yeah it does yeah yeah man dogs. like if you have girl girl dogs just. Squat and pee boy dogs want to like Mark. so boy dogs piss on things but girl dogs. just squat so they leave these little. dark puddles in your lawn like it kills. the grass. what yeah yeah yeah don't drink girl dog. pee that's my advice what well wouldn't. the forest be ruined by like animal piss.

it's a good question it's a good. question um there's a lot of. squirrels good question so much there a. lot of think grass is pretty unnatural. as it. is but they're always putting the things. around the trees like don't let dogs. piss it'll kill the tree what's that. Jamie in the UK they have urine. deflectors everywhere cuz people pee all. over the buildings and I mean it's they. set a port potties look at the P potties. in the you're in deflectors what's a. deflector so it won't catch a corner. forever Al so you can't piss on them cuz.

it'll splatter on you yeah so just step. back or no or just won't Gather in a. corner you drank piss it's pretty so. just assume people are going to pee on. that or they're stopping people they. can't they can't get underneath it to. piss up so if it they're going to pee so. like let it drip away from the [ __ ]. crevices should have put that on the R. Kelly chicks how weird remember when we. were talking about there was just pee. and poop everywhere in the 1700s oh yeah. every just [ __ ] everywhere sh. everywhere yeah pre- Plumbing they said.

they're having a problem with some. people that come from other places to. new cities where they just still decide. to [ __ ] on the ground CU they don't know. the they don't know the thing they've. been doing it their whole life like I. don't care I'm just going to [ __ ] I have. to [ __ ] I'm not going to go to some. little closet that smells awful when I. can just [ __ ] right here I see human. [ __ ] in New York all the time all the. time you could tell you tell it's. unsettling cuz you're like damn it. that's a [ __ ] person one I know old. school B urinal who it's kind of pretty. looks like you're praying to the Lord of.

piss doesn't it they just go in there. and piss on a on a wall it's so well. made is that incredible look at the. artwork involved I know Craftsman were. we had back thenude I would love those. right now you're out in New York there's. a place that's three quarters en closed. to go in and piss on a wall look how. beautiful that looks beautiful it's like. GRE vintage public urinal in Paris. amazing bro we're looking at look how. beautiful these public urinals used to. be pisar pis look at the other ones.

though show show Shane the other ones. that you showed the the New York City. one oh look at that one right there. really cool look at that one that's in. Paris that's insane but show the whole. thing so you can see the top look how. beautiful that [ __ ] thing is H it's. like a Subway entrance but isn't that. amazing like the craftsmanship they have. standard some guy got H big bucks to do. that and they had little ads on the side. what was that ad for is that like a. price though 15 to use it minutes I'm. sure you can get blown in there as well. is that what it says what is MTS what it.

say uh. 15 B you must pay digestive depository. is what this is oh interesting well is. that below it says is that a price water. a15 I don't know I mean do you have to. pay to use it cuz that would be nice I. don't know if there's there the money. what does a15. mean could be minutes watch the close. the door cuz the dogs really want to get. in. a car so you get 15 minutes 1875 all the.

New York subway bathrooms had to be. locked up they still have that though. now those like public bathrooms but. don't they have like the National Guard. subway now or something it's bad the. lady got stabbed there was a. shooting Good Times bro what is York. City doing I don't know it's getting. wacky that whole letting everybody in. thing is just crazy oh here's a I think. this is why it said I think that might. have been 15 minutes people started. using them as places to talk for private.

conversation pod room without the na Naz. find out come on in here while I take a. [ __ ] let me tell you that we're planning. the Rebellion unisex enclosed. automatically selfcleaning unit 1980. yeah in 1980 they were replaced. systematically. 1980 a good run 1980 100 years 105 dude. it seems like the 80s are so recent but. if you had to go back and Liv back then. like you would when I grew up you were. in a different world was a you left the. house you were gone no one knew where.

you were there was two pictures of you. one when you were like eight one when. you were 10 there's [ __ ] no no one. has real evidence that you were ever. alive yeah you just just people would. vanish I think about that a lot when I'm. laying in bed I think about like my. parents in the 80s and the 90s and just. you just go out to dinner you go to a. friend's house you skateboard all day. you anybody is was nice it's way better. you didn't think about it when I grew up. people would open the window and yell. for their kids yes they would yell.

Bobby get home. Bobby that's great oh this is wow but. now people would tweet and go this mom. is a little aggressive she's a little. controlling oh yeah the homeowners. association they all GA together and. kick that people when I was a kid I. lived in San Francisco and then we moved. to Florida and then we moved to Boston. we moved to to Boston we a place called. Jamaica plane Jamaica plane was it was. rough back then it was kind of we didn't. have any money and our next door.

neighbors were in a punk band and the. [ __ ] entire basement they converted. to like a session place and so they had. carpet like seven eight layers of carpet. that was their own sound deadening and. it was so loud yeah like you didn't we. look them up. once I don't know it was Allison Chains. death in the shopping mall oh okay. and this I remember the they the song my. baby is a. mutant oh you know the music oh.

yeah heard them sing it 150 times wow. were they any good they're pretty good. if you're into that kind of music and I. would go down I they like let me watch. them perform let watch them rehearse I. was like eight damn it's pretty cool no. I guess I wasn't eight no I was 13 I was. think CU that was Boston yeah I was. thinking San Francisco but that was. Boston and so these people were like uh. they recorded this there there's like a. video I think that's available on. YouTube where the at least the song's. available on YouTube it's a different.

time what I we built this mini ramp in. my backyard and every kid in the. neighborhood would use it there it is. these These are these guys oh look at. that what's that Jamie not the song you. asked for but I found the oh they're. working oh it's another one man on a. tight RPP still going got 202,000. views that's probably. all you can't play it we're going to get. copyrighted by then second is that's. what you're allowed to you can check for. one second did you ever go over and. knock on the door and go hey quiet down. a little bit no nobody did that back.

then it was just a weird uh time if you. consider how people grow up today if you. grow up today you're growing up in the. weirdest time I know it's [ __ ] ever. it's kind of [ __ ] ever but it's like. every civilization has had to deal with. that when they invented the printing. press they when they invented cars when. they invented airplanes every generation. has had to deal with like some new. weirdness oh what told you to get the. [ __ ] Eagle beerbong oh [ __ ] it might.

be early but I got a pee all right it's. behind the microwave dude I saw it and I. was like No And then I got in here I was. like damn I should have got an hour in. we can't play the America [ __ ] yeah song. We why why cuz we'll get copyrighted I'm. sure there's a copy on the internet like. a don't you can't you reach out sing it. it doesn't have it's who own as a group. I don't he thinks I think we can say. Amica we got to get it we say hell yeah.

Amica. Fu Tove the [ __ ] day. America we get in trouble for that freed. is the only way Jamie can we get in. trouble for that gay Jamie I don't know. I'm not a lawyer why you just reach out. to a lawyer we're to sing it [ __ ]. cousin. doesn't Kid Rock own all his music I. don't know we should call. him if we asked him if we could use.

American. Badass that's just as ridiculous and. awesome wait so we're not allowed to. have fun and used music anymore what'. you guys sign what you. sign being on YouTube again damn let's. go back to forchan why can't we play. Spotify music that's what I'm saying cuz. where you're go on YouTube because it. there's like a different YouTube users. just bleep it out for. them no you can't do that you probably. could that's way easily who needs a.

radio when I can sing mock. yeah I think that's a. copyright I think that's all right we. can come up with our own stuff I guess. that's what we're supposed to do yeah we. can come with their own songs ER got a. piss there you go ER got a call back. that's big. he cuts a call back did he dive did he. they took a. PR like [ __ ] he unhook Larry David what.

if he disconnected us. Mark what the [ __ ] Mark so what's going. on with you guys now that Mark's. gone I'm tired of all his quips I can't. he's been he's been he needs to get more. [ __ ] up he's not he has no quips he. has no yeah he's always ready trying to. build a it just hasn't presented itself. Don't Force the genius. left the door open godamn d That's Carl. and the doors. open B Man.

Mark H Bandit's trying to sneak into his. dude you get outside that door and there. [ __ ] two dogs Bandit came into her. dad the dogs are. in he wanted to hold Carl so badly but. will Bandit [ __ ] things up she cool hey. band. it she's not relaxed I've seen her chew. cords shut up dude she he's trying to. cause trouble never once ever has she. been around cords she want me to she's. been here only for a.

briefs a good do she's a sock that's a. good dog she wants her daddy she. does we got a little tongue action we. got a little hotong super when uh when. Ari was inside before she was sitting. outside the door just sitting staring up. at the door knowing that he was in that. room it is a cute dog but it is autistic. yeah why I say that she's going for Bud. Lights it's just one of those dogs it's. like a it's not a dog it's more of a cat. just like stair it's not like a fun it's.

a quiet weird you know what I mean it's. a skinnish dog she not skinnish dog she. doesn't like fireworks that's that's. literally every dog doesn't like. firework my dog doesn't like no but look. at her it's quiet just walks around it's. weird dude it's a very serious dog she. is serious she sad girl solemn dog she's. sad girl if you're trying to insult her. it won't work she is awes I'm not. insulting her I'm just saying that you. guys you guys know these types of dogs. you've seen these types of dogs. Solem something suem suem left the. [ __ ] doors open oh the dogs get in.

Som [ __ ] sorry God damn it Mark anybody. want Cigars Cigars Cigars Cigars I'm. okay Whole New Foundation delivery hell. yeah some Freshies they both dogs in. here or just one. both I know are these gay dogs here I. know right trying to have a good time. with your gay dog Ru it and everything. why do you have a bandana on this dog is. it blood R your [ __ ] guys cuz he's in. the west bro he's in Texas he's in Texas.

obviously he's got a [ __ ] bandam. on he went green last. week why was it having why did it have. green on to for the environment your. people oh nice yeah up the up the. IR by the way up the IRA free Palestine. try it they love Palestine those mix. really do well everybody they've been. through it loves the underdog and when. you were the underdog forever they've.

been through it the N of Europe I mean. they literally they it's bro when I went. to Northern Ireland and I saw the. [ __ ] cars the police cars that are to. this day armored with big steel plates. all around them because the IRA bombs. found it we need headphones otherwise. we're going to talk over each other and. it's going to be very annoying you have. to have headphones Ari you particularly. you and everyone and literally everyone. else doing all three of us. disjointed offand conversations the. thing it's it's when you're listening. it's so hard I know we're having a good.

time but I'm telling you it was worse. earlier yeah it was bad at one point. time first hour was rough I never take. the headphones off I was like well we'll. find our groove ah damn I took him off I. had them on in the beginning and it made. me feel bad cuz we were talking over. each other with them on on everybody had. them on WE it's cuz of you Ari shut up. literally no one had them on no we all. did and then you doing. it is this supposed to look like you are. you you're a destroyer of worlds America.

you. [ __ ] all right going back in all. right you're next for C. live when I was I went there a couple. years ago and and Shay was like uh. giving a tour it was pretty cool go. premis and he goes uh if you go in the. back way I was like can I go back there. and see what's there he was like yeah. there's nothing there and I'm like can I. walk through the door goes yeah but. there's a Superstition that if you walk. through before you're actually hosting. you'll never host hey and I just looked. at for like 5 seconds and I was like oh.

yeah I'm going back there yeah you're. never going to what are you talking. about what are we talking about. superstitions are hilarious especially. when it comes to that like oh no you. going to take away my five. grand I could not believe they were like. all right you got to sign these. contracts and I was like all right they. like and then then then we pay you and I. was like how much is it like it's 5. grand you get five grand you. I didn't like but your agent gets 10%. your manager get $150 exactly for a week.

of work I know the most stress yeah it'. be fun if I see it on you I could see it. on you yeah I was [ __ ] stressed out. yeah yeah you had both sides on your. shoulder yeah but you know what dude you. went through it and you went through it. bigger than ever it's like that's the. beautiful thing about it you go through. it bigger than ever and it worked out it. worked out it's great and it shows that. you're awesome at sketches and it it. turns people to Gilli and keys which is. I think the best sketch show on the. Internet it's [ __ ] awesome and it was. uh brother [ __ ] only F Dad one of the.

best [ __ ] sketches I have ever seen. there's a you got a gang of them man the. Trump speed dating it's [ __ ] genius. [ __ ] Isis yeah you got some geni genius. [ __ ] and that's the best part is that it. it sends people towards the real [ __ ]. independent comedy sketches that are. done by the people that are actually. funny there's no one [ __ ] with them. there's no network notes there's no. Executives there's no watering up the. [ __ ] chili It's.

just don't speaker and water up don't. [ __ ] with that dude I already had it. last time my ass don't [ __ ] with the. Carolina Reaper Wicked cut bad Mark bong. one of those huh bong one dude for the. troops took a mushroom you had a [ __ ]. block earlier you're fine it's time for. America it's time for America it's time. to take America back. that's the joke Mark we got to take. America back come on man do it for the. troops hold on troops you had one drink.

one drink in four days the troops you. had two. [ __ ] one Ice Cube you're going to be. drunk on that when Comics were eating. dick they go how about a round Applause. for the troops everybody easy way out. easy way out was an easy way out the. round Applause for the ladies yeah who's. who's having a birthday first date how. about L Round of Applause for the ladies. can you imagine bombing and then. someone's like who's having a birthday. in the audience like no you're not. including me right no I wouldn't cheer.

for that that's you Ari but most. unreasonable people like. me it's my. birthday old it's her birthday. especially if you don't have special. days that's the only special day well. that in The Bachelorette most days suck. except for 90-day fiance when that's on. that's awesome but. fiance does rule my lady watches that. that is a wild show you jump in and. watch that's the one lady that's the one. lady show I can sit learn a lot you want.

to talk about the threats to marriage. the threats you would if marriage like. this is like the argument against gay. marriage it's like bad for the. institution what is it the institution. of marriage like what about this what. about [ __ ] a reality show reality we. decide to get married after 90 days day. for 90 days and then they got to get. married [ __ ] you going to pick one of. these hoes and that's not even there's. like there's other ones like The. Bachelor or like love is BL like they. don't even talk to each other and then. they get engaged I know it's bananas way.

better that's way worse than gay. marriage and you don't know like what. they even look like until you meet them. you know obviously sin but but oh. they're going to hell but 90day makes. America makes America look great cuz. they're willing to leave this country to. go live in like pensacol. in a condo it's great for China it's. great for China China's like look at. these idiots yeah not learning math look. what we're doing over in China every day.

it's like [ __ ] the the ninja show. ninja show. ninja American Ninja that sh rules n. that's what I'm talking about so they're. all like competing against each other. there's all like [ __ ] chest puffing. and and they're getting rid of all. femininity on television I bet China's. TV is just ours 10 15 years ago I bet. China's TV is ours if we had [ __ ]. control this [ __ ] thing well they. don't let. watch you state controlled television.

State control that's what I'm saying. real America needs State Control real. real man real man well they're TI like. enough nonsense Daddy's home yeah we. need just Tom Hardy isn't it funny that. that's like everybody really kind of. wants the big daddy in the sky to take. care of. everything there was a plot of a. Marvel every Thor Thor's brother you. want to be led you want to be it's the.

big daddy in the who's got the you got. the for kid thank you oh you're good oh. my God [ __ ] Carl Carl doesn't like. ice Carl don't get B he doesn't like. Jews Carl's definitely free Palestine oh. yeah you think so Carl's definely the. raw Carl looks grumpy Carl looks like he. reads a newspaper Carl up the ra he's. looking at you dude he's piss of you.

Carl does now have strong convictions. and he could be persuaded in either. direction yeah his eyes are about to pop. his could convert if the Jews win this. one Carl could he's willing to go where. the money is. if boy if you if you want to convert to. the Jews they make it hard you guys make. it probably the hardest I know that test. crazy the Delta club dude a lot going on. you want to be sure you're ready they. don't make you take a tattooed at least. how did Sammy Davis pass that's such a. wild Flex for a woman to force you to.

convert to get tattooed it's a wild Flex. well the foreskin looks better when it's. gone that's a wild one you got you got. to have a circumcision you can make a. chick convert cuz like say it whatever. but chop your skin off and risk. infection and death and the loss of your. dick at 37 that's how good that [ __ ] is. yeah yeah well my friend got circumcised. at 33 and he's happy by the way tip for. everybody you can just lie to the. In-laws tell you did it well you just. said you don't actually have to do it so.

what you just said is the ultimate. anecdotal. experience my friend got his dick. mutilated and he loves it he kept. getting infected there's a lot. ofma tell your friend to clean his dick. what kind of dirty [ __ ] yeah. well getting dick infections he's Indian. yeah Indian fella what what are you. blaming that on well I'm just saying. it's a lot of Curry but Curry coming out.

of your dick what are you doing gross. you eating like an elephant well he. got tossing it into your. mouth tossing [ __ ] curry chicken in. your mouth with your dick Slum Dog. that's. ridiculous just saying it gets in there. the back area yeah yes who's. uncircumcised here anybody no way J Mo. jater Carl's uncircumcised car you.

circumcised Carl yet decent Red Rock You. better circumcised let's I I'll talk to. a. guy I think we might have talked about. it before you guys ever see a dog's dick. yeah seen a dog's dick every day of the. week no no I'm talking. about my dog in the morning no no I'm. not talking I'm talking actual boner the. bone the real boner I've seen it weird. a weird looking organ at the old Studio. we had a walrus one a petrified walrus. one was like how old was that [ __ ].

thing I don't know where is it where's. that walrus I Am The. Walrus you ever see him get hooked up. baculum that's right it's called aulum. bone Steve Rella shout out to you ever. see him get hooked up two dogs he's back. dude I told he Sil earlier now he's. going now he's going dude what show is. that Quantum. Leap good show that's right time travel. show in the [ __ ] was like the early.

2000s early 990s early early 90s wait is. quantum Le the mid is there there's one. where he hops into a Down Syndrome. guy iic dude he opens he opens his. bedroom door the mirror shows a Down. Syndrome guy and he's like I'm [ __ ]. that's him oh my God he was a let me say. do it from the beginning do it from the. beginning. he goes I'm [ __ ] I'm. [ __ ] bro that's the language they. used on dramas TV back.

[Laughter]. then damn it oh my God by the way that's. how I wake. up. [ __ ] by the way every female comic's. like you know what it's like getting. attacked by the way you look I'm like. have you seen gillis's page is just. nothing but tville all day long I love. hearing that when it's like you have no. idea what it's like to get made fun of. for how you look I'm like it's all iidea.

some idea it's the only thing I deal. with but it's different this is why if. you're a talented guy and you look like. [ __ ] you can still get laid well hold on. I don't look like [ __ ] I'm not saying. you [ __ ] [ __ ] let's say let's say. someone far worse off than anyone in. this room you could still get beautiful. women because you're talented that does. not work the opposite true but they can. get puss or they can get dick without.

being talented and hot and they cannot. be hot dick and not be can be a seven. real high L. dick at all and get dick whenever we're. talking about mathematics well we've all. [ __ ] a couple of TW put those back on. I mean mathematics in a sense that like. each thing has a value to it and the. more like wealthy famous sucess like. what's that guy's name that super super. [ __ ] old dude that owned Fox rert. Murdoch this dude is worth billions of.

dollars and got divorced right or he was. going to get married had this this. fiance and she's like really into. Christianity or something but the crazy. thing is he was talking about the rest. of his life he was like the second half. of my life Wow like the like he's 90 if. you if you see him walking around like. this guy's crazy but it's because this. guy knows he can still sling dick uh St. that was his lady. whoa oh he did it again so he's got a. new one he's engaged again she was a. molecular biologist yo he's 92 he just.

got engaged again this is what I'm. talking about you got that kind of. cheddar you getting slang deck deep deep. into the '90s there is not a woman he. divorced Jerry Hall the woman who was. married to M easy MCA he's slinging. slinging feeling it maybe because women. like competency but this is the. difference maybe they're attracted to. competency that's all it is but this is. why which is fine but this is why that's.

what people should be attractive trade. that's no that's what people should be. attractive to but this is why a woman. can say you don't know what it's like. cuz you don't know what it's like cuz. there's always this other thing yeah but. here I'd rather be the woman I'd rather. be the woman she's if you're hot if. you're hot or not hot if you're not hot. judged. something you have no control over and. that's your value to a lot of people. that's the difference that's how there's. a. difference of course the original.

statement though was female Comics talk. about people always comment on my b. statement and it's like that's all they. do with me right I get it it's just I. think it has a different value for women. true I can go yeah whatever yeah yeah. shut the [ __ ] up I just sold out Mass. there's a thing like that separates you. from everybody and that's talent and for. a woman it's like unattractiveness is. the Trumper that's number one a hot lady.

Ste you B ugly ladies not in my adult. life only as a as K I was a good-looking. guy I did well I got luck you did you. did all right I got lucky I got lucky. with jeans but it's just if you're a. woman and you don't get lucky that's a. bad sentence like if your whole world. around you especially today if you're. like that's one of the things that. social media has [ __ ] young girls up. cuz like you're looking at girls that. are way hotter than you before they use.

filters before they use filters and then. they throw filters on they look insanely. good and you know there's not a [ __ ]. chance in hell the jeans that you got. dealt the [ __ ] hand of cards you got. yeah but then going to compete with that. yeah but then you get to marry a nice. guy yeah yeah you get to get that out. your system Mar you're not in that world. picture you're like here's Ace guy we're. going to raise a family together we're. going like I don't know some benefits to.

that there's there's benefits that. they're not in our world of [ __ ] but. guess what if Kim Kardashian wants to. marry a nice guy she can do she cannot. if she decides to just go grab some nice. guy well he was the guy who was working. on my house do you know what's going to. happen if she marries a nice guy day one. TM stick a camera he'll never be normal. he'll never go outside stay home and. she'll just [ __ ] him he won't be nice. again tie him to the get famous day one. and they'll ruin him. yeah I don't know whatever we're having. fun now Dam I had is it possible here's.

the thing that's the the super mind [ __ ]. is when people get famous like Jordan. Peterson style when they get famous when. they he got hotter got higher and then. went ly bins you what it is is he uh he. started eating only little B little. Bonks yeah little Bon what do you think. is Bonker what did he say that's Bonker. he's little bony I don't know just. famous famous too famous entering rehab. oh you know what that is he. unfortunately did not know the side.

effects of benzo di yeah yeah sounds. like an. actor the guy just took him he'll tell. you he took him because he was he was. really struggling but I think part of. the reason why he was struggling is his. wife was going through cancer I thought. he supposed to be a smart guy read the. label I think you that's. crazy on Humanity listen man label if. you did something. like like if you do play golf you play. golf right if I came to but I don't play. it so if I came to you what's the thing.

that you do that I don't do golf yeah. okay so if I came to you and go how do. you do this yeah I would just listen. right cuz you do it and I don't do it so. if you're a doctor psychologist you call. your friend who's a psychiatrist and you. say I'm going through this what should I. do take this don't worry you're going to. feel way better he takes Xanax he feels. way better but he doesn't realize that. there's one of two things that's. commonly used that'll kill you if you. just jump off it one's alcohol the other. is benzo no is that right he got if. you're an alcoholic if you're like a. fullon all day Dr doctor told him that.

no his doctor didn't tell him that so he. didn't realize that until he tried to. get off of him and it took like a. [ __ ] year man that guy those things. physically wrecked Peterson rules but. yeah anytime any of those intellectuals. become famous they kind of stink and. then they're chasing when you get fully. sucked into the culture War as an. intellectual either side I don't love it. yeah because then it's like you're. wasting all your mental energy on the. culture war and not not curing cancer or. some like well he was cancer but it's. also to recognize that if you don't.

fight against this [ __ ] it just keeps. pushing and gaining more boundary more. ground it moves the goalpost does and. you have to have really smart people. want cry and spray cry and spr. voice he really feels that way I know it. seems crazy when you look at it out of. context but if you look at him crying in. the context of the conversation it's. because he really feels that I go on. crying spr but I keep him keep off.

line he's he's not he's just being. himself and he's being himself in front. of all these people being himself with. all these people watching he's being. himself in a three-piece suit he's. getting dressed up to go be himself and. the weird three-piece sometimes they. like multicolor like what. do he's cooler than I yeah whatever he. cool it's just a Fame ruins a lot of. people like work it definitely they're. doing great work the Kim same sort of. thing it's like all becoming something. else but it's also because you're a part. of a system right he Jordan's not.

necessarily a part of a system he's like. removed from a system but then the. problem becomes are you all constantly. fighting that system or are you just. speaking about things the way you see. them well the question is why is there a. system fighting him why does why can't. he just exist and talk about what he. wants to talk about why is someone. always coming down cuz he has a lot of. influence that's what it is but why why. can't he have an influence why we have. to attack him it's because the Internet. it's because who likes him it's just. people arguing on the internet they're. like Jordan Pearson rules listen to this.

quote and then people that don't like. the things you like are like he's. actually a Nazi right and then the. people that like call him a Nazi like. you're gay it's just there's no I don't. but why why do we have to be like that I. thought I had something there no you did. Nazis never been. subjective subjective term which is. weird you're right that's why that you. would infuriate me that punch a Nazi. thing I was like who decides who's a. Nazi he's been called a Nazi je face. 101 that's a fun one and was like oh all.

right well they were calling Dave Smith. a self-hating Jew because he's. criticizing the way Israel's bombing the. [ __ ] [ __ ] out of Gaza free. paltin the whole thing is so nuts man. it's like you guys are going little. overboard dude you got them I'm I'm on. the side of Hamas I like the way they're. killing the. [Music]. Palestinians you like how Hamas is. killing. Hamas tunnels is one thing you. guys you're saying how Hamas is killing. the Palestinians their own people yeah.

when they line them up and execute all. their [ __ ] people running against. them do they do that yeah it's cool it's. cool thing does the je ceasefire and. then they wouldn't go with it what the. Jews threw out a ceasefire like hey. let's do a ceasefire and Palestine was. like nah no deal when was it October. 6th no the day before day before yeah. yeah pull it up I would I'm sure the. terms dictate whether they say yes or. not you know what the wildest thing is. that there was protest in the streets.

for months hundreds of thousands of. people protesting Netanyahu right right. yeah right leaders you can be against. your leaders without being against the. countries but it was right before it. happened for sure and then it happened. that put a squash yah is ready to ready. to throw down no he's ready to go. brother yeah Hamas get rid of all the. old guard get somebody. therey the thing is man the people that. have gone through this you're not going. to erase this you're not going to erase. the memory of what they did to Gaza.

you're not going to erase the memory of. what those people in Israel experienced. when those dudes are [ __ ] parachuting. down and gunning people down and chasing. down kids at a rave you're not going to. you're not going to erase that uhoh. what's she thinking Hillary said it. there was a remember there's a ceasefire. on October 6th that Hamas broke by their. barbaric assault on Peaceful civilians. scroll up so we can see see that. trustworthy uh picture there she is all. right what did she say there was a. ceasefire it did not hold because Hamas. chose to break it no there you go M have.

consistently broken Seas fires over a. number of if Dave Smith was here Dave. Smith would be able to lay this out a. lot yeah I don't know anything we need a. real Jew anything. this well I found out about Dave CU of. Ari's state of the country State of the. Union State of the Union yeah. rip Smith's a smart guy I can't keep up. oh he's a genius he's one of the best at. retaining information sometimes you talk. to him you're like wait wait who say. that again yeah yeah no I mean he just. can talk about basically any.

International crisis that that he's. investigated he investigates things to. the point of like he'll be able to tell. you the root of the conflict sure his. wife loves it oh my God that's got to be. a tough household shut the [ __ ] up. there's no way he's only telling us. that he's telling her that too yeah. she's probably petrified back the the. female comedian thing but you're looking. [ __ ] that whole thing thank you uh. well what bugs me is it it's all men's. fault but they judge each other that's.

true too there there's a lot of Lady onl. judging of of appearance all this is. going to go out the window with crisper. chis all going to go out with genetic. engineering they're going to change. people and turn them into Fu all that. are cool well all always talk about his. body positivity but everybody's getting. bow talks lap band and they're all on a. zimic which one is it. well they don't want to die but they. want to pretend they're okay and they. want to pretend that it's fine to be. exactly how you are because it's. uncomfortable to deal with the fact that.

you got to make some changes and so. let's not make people uncomfortable. let's let China win there you go let's. let's let Russia win let's keep. everybody weak and fat and stupid and. lazy and addicted to their phones yeah. and then let's shut the power off all. right you're just describing Shane. [Laughter]. that wasn't a pun well you been You'. been working out that wasn't a pun. usually you're a pun guy I got puns yeah.

get a pun going the puns are in the. works you can work out here with us. tomorrow you want to work out tomorrow. what's tomorrow we're bringing it back. the comedian workout workout oh I got to. fly home tomorrow son of a [ __ ] I. thought you were home you live here no I. got to go my parents house oh isn't that. cute we got a little fundraiser for the. for the coffee shop oh nice promot. tomorrow nor in Mechanicsburg. Pennsylvania it's called nor so this. will come out tomorrow so they'll. they'll hear it I'll be there they'll. get flooded yeah that's probably a.

mistake but it's called nor check it out. n o RM n o uur nor oh yeah yeah yeah all. right it's a good coffee shop you got. him a plug on. SNL did you get a plug yeah I talked. about it you heard the joke before the. the opening oh that's that's right. that's right oh that's right you. did so much. more yeah I burnt all my premes you got.

away with a lot can you hand me one of. those beers Ari how's the how's the. new first of all I got leaked that you. were in a Tarantino thing which I think. was [ __ ] I'm not but then uh so big. now I don't believe him yeah I feel like. I'm talking to one of them UFO guys. that's bullshitting me there's a few of. those UFO guys that talk to him I like. you're bullshitting if I was in the. Tarantino movie I would tell you guys by. the way I would tell you right away son. of a [ __ ] you're in a [ __ ] Taran. thing I told you I don't believe him at.

all no he's not movie youu I would tell. you right away I tell you guys. everything with blabber M Tarantino's. got one movie immedately if you're in. Tarantino's last movie that would be. very cool first time I was like did you. meet with Taran [ __ ] no do you have any. discussions about it I've never met him. in my life have discussions about it. through AG through Jews powerful Jews. haven't told me anything he's the. [ __ ] man I sit down to him he's like. a legit movie genius awesome he's.

awesome he's the man would you tell me. about Reservoir Dogs where they were. like you got to put a woman in and he's. like no I just want to do the movie why. would I do that didn't you tell me that. or was a different guy with your face. wasn't me a different guy with your face. but I believe it that's great he's like. no we're doing it that way he's like. this is how we're doing the movie. they're like you got to get a woman in. there he's like but it's about a bank. robbery what then they all shoot each. other what are you talking about cut a. guy's ear off yeah yeah and he was like. no I'm not doing it and it was a hit wow.

just let people do their thing not a hit. though underground wellow and it led to. Pulp Fiction yeah that was the big. creative hit not a financial hit they. were both speaking correctly what was. the his the guy that he was a partner. with in the early days made this [ __ ]. Harvey Weinstein I believe he is tied up. right now with legal issues. undisclosed envir says there were no. female characters of resir dogs because. the movie took place over the course of. an hour in this Warehouse after the. robbery after this robbery these guys.

aren't going to bring their girlfriends. to the robbery Joe didn't happen to hire. any women bring Drew there where did you. get a normal life we got to raise this. baby you ruined your suit you got blood. all over it the piano starts in the. moving like Fast. Forward was that like movie in homage to. uh a Chinese or a Japanese movie. probably what's it jie I'm [ __ ] dying. Jamie that's not the type of back talk. we need we need research not back that.

guy has there ever been a guy that's. never had one miss you're going to be. okay never had a Miss never had a miss. you know one miss what what was that one. uh bull still fun still. fun you talked about it for weeks later. it was still a great I didn't love it. you didn't love it on the. I was yes of course I was so excited for. it cuz Jango and and glorious bastards. are top top bangers top five.

glorious me pulp yeah by Jango was kind. of like a little bit over the line of. like reality holding the [ __ ] body up. with it Jang was so nice dude yeah but. ha Fil-A dude I love it it was so slow. intense when he's like hey put these. handcuffs on he goes no and he puts it. back and you're like [ __ ] some shit's. going to go back St he beat the hell out. of J Jennifer Jason Lee oh that was fun. I forgot about that look at her with a. black eye bro this movie it's got some. real Rihanna like. rosebug do this movie [ __ ] ruled dude.

movie ruled. red done it it's it's way too draw. expecting you expecting action there was. not a lot of action but that was his. response that was him going shut up I'll. do my own thing it's a western who done. it yeah it's an awesome movie you're. going to be okay yeah but pul fiction. still holds up. watch movie to force Gump Gump rules. that's how dumb that [ __ ] thing is. they want more Gump. is obviously obviously you love Forest.

Gump get out of town oh my God you son. of a [ __ ] what is this type of thing I. don't understand this type of thing it. was a good movie it was a good movie you. rule oh where's your free ptin now oh. call Gump was good Gump was great but it. was no [ __ ] Pulp Fiction shut up Gump. was no. pict giant giant drop down guys what are. we talking about Gump in Vietnam. hilarious dude Gump's a comedy a comedy.

Gump is so. good. got Gump's [ __ ] his drill instructor. be like Gump why did you put that weapon. together so quickly private Gump because. you told me to he's like Jesus Christ. you must have an IQ of. 160 you are going to be a goddamn. general someday come dis assemble your. weapon and Contin taste was that year. too and JP dude what a. year it's obviously best soundtrack gum.

p no PP fiction shut the [ __ ] up fiction. the best soundtra for soundtrack dude sh. Shank Redemption sound was legendary. Redemption rules for ker Pulp Fiction. had the best soundtrack by far the best. the best they reinvented the idea of a. soundtrack hold on Pulp Fiction over. Gump soundtrack it reinvented the whole. what is a. soundtrack soundtrack was literally the. quintessential American it's America run. it on true also true also true but P.

fiction was like we're having bands. you've never remembered they're so cool. yeah there's there's a difference. there's a mean it's not even close. Fortunate Son let's go this just a this. is just a [ __ ] collection of of. popular. songs research what you talking right. this is the most essential American. songs great this the definition girl you. be a woman. heard that song like what is this P. fiction [ __ ] rules I would probably. rather watch boie he's rediscovering old. bands that were Like Son of a Preacher.

Man where you're like I don't even. remember this song He's like let's make. it popular again main vers Indie yeah. it's not for SC was mainstream was just. like here are the biggest hits of the. Year still great songs yeah they both. rule that's a problem with arguments of. like like the problem with Awards it. reached number 21 fired up we need the. right and the left J let's fire it up. let's find top sales of all time I. guarantee Force. soundtrack number1 listen Forest gum was.

a great movie why we saying it doesn't. mean that it's not really in competition. with Pulp Fiction nor should it be. they're two different two different. movies there's two different movies. there two different kinds of things but. to sit here and say Pulp Fiction should. have won it's crazy it should have won. number seven I think it's a better movie. way better movie more iconic more lovely. more iconic more people love it I know. about iconic what people love it cooler. people love it you're just saying dumb. things yeah they would to catch up stats. people love. it in the face of evidence that shows.

that Forest Gump is a superior product. according to the marketplace shafir. rejects this in favor of just filibuster. dud obviously was a cool movie defending. his career you're cool you're cool yeah. exactly urge Overkill is is cool it's. cool discovering new bands is cool that. soundtrack was awesome there I mean. actually never heard of anyone say the. forest gum soundtrack was awesome what. nobody no they put together a lot of.

great Tunes Gump soundtrack was awesome. yeah I don't remember it at all let's. see what it. it's go in the billboard you son of a. [ __ ] where go in the billboard oh my. God look at what we got here went to. number two wow Fortunate Son come on. do yeah they're better songs it's just. as a soundtrack it's just like Buffalo. spring the. [Music]. doors there put the headphones on being.

obnoxious and annoying put your. headphones. on [ __ ] Zionist put the headphones on. free pal time put the on you colonize. this [ __ ] conversation. bro yeah go back to the tunnel I hate. you dude you play what what movies they. play in the tunnels tunnels wild right. what are they playing in the tunnel it's. just shinder list tell me the tunnel the. email talk put your headphones on so we. don't talk over each other all you're. the only everybody pauses when other. people start talking because we have. headphones.

on I know what you're talking. about your face got weird and. commando too [ __ ] up he goes we're all. wearing headphones that's all him go no. literally nobody is yeah no at least. Norman's got I call you Mar just put him. on Norman's got him around his chin he. can at least keep up you know nice what.

um remember the Titan. soundtrack s another great about Vision. Quest Vision Quest yeah what's that. movie from the '90s about Stoner I never. heard of that might not even be from the. '90s it might be like 890s it was a. movie about it might be like late 80s. now that I think about it get. it's a movie about a. wrestler we're not allowed to play music. no we can't did you see ironclaw I. didn't oh you would like ITW it's heavy.

duty what is it oh come on J what's. ironclaw movie it's about the uh the. what is it Van van who yeah yeah what's. name oh that's the one where uh homeboy. the handsome fellow yeah Zack Efron Zack. Efron that it's really well done and sad. as [ __ ] oh bro that [ __ ] the. wrestling world is mostly sad at the end. well it's like the dark days brother. wrestling Open Mic high school gym by. the way all those Open Mic high school.

gym wrestling matches you that's your. part of your ticket that you get punched. for CTE you got that right you only get. at the Handsome Jack z e Jesus Christ. that's the real family with the dad it's. a tragic family man I heard the movie is. awesome I have not seen it is that Vader. I was conf I was con uh confusing with. the man with the iron fist no very. different which has got a [ __ ] great. soundtrack really well holy [ __ ] is. that's that's a good.

soundtrack wuang yeah oh my god dude and. there's also there's a wuang Spirit in. the Sky any any soundtrack of Spirit in. the Sky there's a wuang Black Keys. collaboration whoa really yeah man the. badest man alive the black clan that was. wuang with them the one song one of the. members of wuang one of the members you. say not inspector deck who who was it. RZ R did the whole soundtrack one of. them cut their dick off what yeah one of.

the wuang cut their dick off no way yeah. give it a go that's right someone went. yeah one of lesser known associate. lesser known associate method. woman come on man Spectre dickas isn't. the jizel like a Master Level chess. player like a high level chess player is. that jiz anymore not the Riz the jiz I. think the Riz is too oh I like that but. the jiza specifically we're not allowed. are we listening to music we can't we. can't play damn you keep asking it's a.

great it's yeah that is annoying yeah we. remember we played a whole Freebird on. here what was that we played oh my God. that was glorious glorious I talk too. much no you didn't talk through it. com so you get the comments lose the. music hit it all right there you go. fatty put it down. America hell yeah F yeah we need some uh.

uncopy written versions of this song. like call in you can't even do a cover. they'll. [ __ ] n with a. covering cover man. nikk they steal from you I love my. favorite one was Conor's when Conor does. when he was talking about you when uh uh. oh khabib he's like that's an illegal KN. shut up Joe you fool.

you call call the police that's an. illegal name listen I have to do. commentary on the rules no it was yeah I. have to if someone lands in illegal knee. I have to let the audience know it's. illegal was talking about the about. fired up yeah about the commentary he. gets fired up he gets on Twitter he gets. on voice Twitter he's the only guy on. Earth that uses it I mean your wife's. DMS Joe shut up Joe you. fool the spring bu remember the rebok.

well this is the spring yes let me hear. it so good dude that was an illegal knee. on the head of a grounded opponent. should up you you little. [Laughter]. fol listen this is my thing I think not. only should it be legal I think all. knees on the ground should be legal 100%. I think knees to a grounded opponent to. the Head should be legal the only. problem with that is the cage it's the. only problem because you can't move your.

head out of the way if someone's got. your head pinned against the cage and. they knee you in the face that's. disastrous but every other place I feel. like you should be able to knee somebody. in the head on top on the bottom it. would stop stalling it would stop people. like hanging out in the turtle position. you wouldn't be able to there's a lot of. reasons to stop you should have knees on. the ground so I think what he did 100%. should be le if you're on your back and. a guy's on top of you you can knee him. in the head that should be legal. significant advantage of being on top. shut up Joe but you should also be able. to knee him in the head if you're on top.

that's like realistic that's what. fighting really is that was during the. khabib fight sure um there's no was on. top knes no he was on the bottom that. was the thing even on the bottom it's. ilal the bottom you're not that yeah so. so say he's also on the got a knee on. the mat exactly so if a guy's grounded. he's on top of you in side control right. so a guy's on top of you his head is. here if you lift your knee up you can. just slam his knee from here you can. just slam his knee into your head it's. illegal you can't throw a knee or a kick. to a grounded opponent in the face brki.

fire him up dude tell that to Don. fry well in the early days everything. was legal in Pride in Pride they used to. stomp Pride they used to they used to do. Soccer Kicks and pride week no no no. back before Pride was about Mark they. love knees they're always on the knees. Mark here's a good question for you Ari. yeah cuz you're the gayest person here I. agree what you got what who is the gay. person you look like you own a woming.

over me when. did when did Pride become automatically. associated with gay gay that's a big. [ __ ] interesting that is over over UFC. like if you just say. Pride well used to be America it used to. be America was the first pride thing. well they're called proud boys. remember you say you had Pride though. you would say you had pride in America. remember that Norm joke about that I'm. take Z out for this love that joke can I. get can I get a little music from you Mr.

shafir. America. America the IDF talking America. Fu you took it down there F I pay taxes. that's great oh [ __ ] I pay taxes I live. in this country all right easy m me let. me Joe up godamn beer. st0 bro stay away from that I got a joke. on this so in 1970 stay away from.

Stonewall on. this still back G didn't even have the. [ __ ] manhood to defend themselves the. Lesbos stay away from Stonewall dud. that's my one good joke I got right now. please I missed moving on so 1970 yeah. it was 1970 with pride yeah but that's. when they started calling it gay pride. but it wasn't the word Pride wasn't. synonymous with gay yeah because the. gays steal things they took rainbow they. took pride oh. yeah see the black power speech when the. guy invented black power no oh Martin.

Luther King took a day off one of the. rally uh campaigns and this guy was like. waiting for the opportunity he goes [ __ ]. white power [ __ ] white power how about. us how about black power and they all. start chanting it he's such a good. speaker and he goes It's Too Late Martin. Luther King got back it was too late it. caught on who's this guy I don't know. you made this story up you [ __ ] possible. I don't think I did you son of a [ __ ] I. don't think I did this is how Flat Earth. got started I don't think speak they. speak confidently they say a bunch of. nonsense it's 50/50 both that I made it.

up and it's 100% truth I can't tell you. I wish we could I wish we had the. [ __ ] internet watch Fred Hampton give. a speech dude get the people going love. the hton a. revolutionary I would I die for the. people did you ever this deleted scene. from Forest Gump since we were just. talking about that oh what is this no. this is wild dude it's Forest Gump was. hanging out with Marth Martin Luther. King yeah they had to get rid of this. scene but it's smart Mo sound on this. for some reason godamn why did they have.

to get rid of this well there is the kid. he's play find one they just had a cut. he comes over all the dogs are trying to. attack him and he like gets a stick and. he throws it and all the ger run away. and he's like sorry about. that God that's so ridiculous. I whoa. they would have torn to shreds oh he. would have had zero chance staying alive. he would have had no skin left sorry. interruped your that's actually.

offensive what this I think even back. then they were like we got to cut. that so ridiculous all they had to do. was toss the stick back and civil rights. would have will I'm willing to buy that. he's awesome at ping pong yeah. exactly I will go they cut it it was. ridiculous in the right way I will go. that far with pingpong you can't tell me. yes Mark yes it's about time Mark no one. from the African-American Community. could have figured that out no no dude.

was good at dogs hold on a second he is. a rapist Uncle what is this from Home. Alone. Oh that's funny Michael like you can't. do that anymore you can't out so much. implied this like day one you can't you. can't pants in no you can't not anymore. not these days anymore that's crazy I've. been pantsing kids my whole childhood. that. balding balding old man that balding old.

man who has zero chance at [ __ ] can't. pants kids yeah come on I can't do it. Mark can do it listen you look at that. dude [ __ ] if you're bald if you're bald. pants it's the way he looks so I got. like three weeks listen to me listen to. me this is very important the odds of a. woman choosing that guy over anybody are. very small so that guy. proba and real yeah and obviously not. confident he's wearing a [ __ ] vest. what if he's a beast dude doubt he is. this is this is a crazy person look at.

his Grimace as he pantses. him person is hard as a rock while he's. tormenting a child that's that's this is. this is a [ __ ] creep with two. terabytes of kitty porn or his [ __ ]. hard that dude runs a Discord server. that was origin looking at AI child porn. that was supposed to be Kevin spy he. didn't get the role not in real life the. real gu you know it's an actor it's a. movie is a different time I'm just. joking yeah that was 92 but if that was.

a real human that was alone with a. little kid and that's that's your move. not like like tell hey Bobby you want to. know what I do for a living who is that. guy that's not his dad that's some. [ __ ] creepy dude he got stuck with I. got you get stuck with this [ __ ]. 50-year-old incel who wants a PS you and. then go jerk off to his Discord server. this is [ __ ] psycho that guy's a. psycho that guy's a straight up psycho. tormenting a young child who has so he's.

so vulnerable he can't do. anything. myph if that guy pants me I'd get a. knife you KN and the next time he pants. me. I'm [ __ ] guy. would deep he tried that's what his goal. was I think it was the opposite me. deepthroating him you're a big I had a. little tiny knife back then it would. have probably taken it away from. me I had a little [ __ ] swis army. knife with those little [ __ ] ass you. cut him.

100% I was vulnerable man this guy was a. weird dude just get a fre he's telling. me get free and get ready to go doing. nothing youever get sexually assaulted. what you ever get sexually assaulted by. a man you were in a very serious. religious group January. but. the what happened to you in the tunnel. oh yeah it's storage space it's. just get out of why does it have to be. sex trafficking what about the [ __ ]. smeared bloody mattress that's a.

Snopes that's a. SN let's give it a go you all look at. the black power spe look at the [ __ ]. tunnel give it a this guy is not a. journalist there's one fake one and that. you guys made about the tunnels yeah you. can be like that's AI I don't know why. theic Jewish Community literally won't. just make a statement just like hey. here's what it is well the Jewish. communities aren't responsible for like. one psycho who made a tunnel that. synagogue say something guy that wasn't.

one guy. brother Sy dude there's so many tunnels. you guys don't even know about. definitely they go all the way to. Cleveland wow there's a lot of tunnels. come on hey now that we're talking about. the Jews how much do you guys control. the weather for real it's not like that. dude you can guide it well couldn't you. help the forest fir you can't go you. can't go you can't go from like 85 to. like 60 if it's 78 you can go to 82. listen all right Sunny no one's.

listening but me and you okay why were. the smoke why was the smoke Orange in. just in New York not in Toronto what. what did your people do what are you. burning four skins was it you guys or. was it the CIA who burnt the [ __ ]. chemicals and made the [ __ ] Sky. orange a lot of manora candles there's. got to be a Jews made the sky Orange. this is these are the type of. conspiracies that air quality similar to. Bay areas 2020 Orange Sky similar super. similar also has a lot of juice guys. it's super similar to when the Bay Area.

had fires right next door where you. could see the [ __ ] flames and it. turned the sky orange super similar to a. place where the fire is thousands of. miles away super [ __ ] similar to the. Flames that caused the gray to look red. the [ __ ] Flames. Trudeau super similar we see that boy oh. it says air quality I'm sorry I misread. it it said air quality yeah the air.

quality is real similar so I thought. they were talking about the sky. color I'm sorry I'm sorry I got carried. away I think these I blame protect our. parks and bl light these types of. theories distract from when we sit. around and talk about like controlling. the weather and stuff distracts from. actual Thea actual you guys are you know. what are you really up to in the temple. what have you guys done no no no what. have you guys done you guys trans.

kids I mean Weinstein. Epstein what have you done quite a list. false okay P okay what do we what we. [ __ ] Googling mat all right oh the. description in this post paints a false. picture of the tunnel discovery which. was reported to police by synagogue. officials ah wait wait a minute the. synagogue. officials you want to just believe it. what wait a minute you don't want to. believe a [ __ ] realistic explanation.

look what this says look. Des true let's examine the. author for the audience for the audience. USA Today is is the is the article but. let me be clear let go back to the. [ __ ] thing I was reading Hannah wrote. this okay it says the description in. this. post the description in this post paints. a false picture of the tunnel discovery. which was reported to police by.

synagogue officials did they report the. tunnel is that what they're saying cuz. that's not real I don't know who. reported it there's no actual report on. what Happ saw Jews coming out of the. ground and they were like hey about it. about it about it is this a [ __ ]. movie City off City officials said there. was one tunnel not a series of tunnels. thect incorrect that's theyed all the. way to Cleveland I'm telling you all the. way to Cleveland Cleveland actual I want. I want to be clear the protect our.

Park's actual Jew all the way to. Cleveland adjacent to the synagogue not. under it it wasn't under it you [ __ ]. Liars mattresses shown in the viral. video came from behind wood paneling. inside the synagogue not from the tunnel. it's amazing how every go to under SE. it's from behind the synagogue Kanye was. right not related to the tunnel guys. underage sex. traffic everybody goes straight to that.

every time it's so funny was a tunnel. for you [ __ ] dumbass oh oh yeah. couldn't be storage space in Manhattan. on storage space but guys so. much look how crazy this set what what. this is saying the mattress is real this. Blood Stained mattress is still real who. gives a [ __ ] if it was 12T to the left. so it's it's in the synagogue but it's. not in a tunnel that's under the.

synagogue who gives a [ __ ] this is crazy. you got a mattress was in the garbage. it's right there it's not right there. thre out a [ __ ] mattress somebody. blood why the blood okay. chicks I see listen listen to this last. part last part says an unverified video. shows look at the end of it it says an. unverified video shows what appears to.

be a high chair but it shows only one. such seat little kids and it was located. amid trash clutter and dirt in a. basement room not in a tunnel there so. it's there not 12T to the. right the whole thing is so crazy like. that wasn't in the tunnel that was in. the other [ __ ] that we discovered when. we figured out we had a tunn we don't. throw things out someone else might need. the high chair in 2 weeks I thought you. just sell it ah just clean it up yeah.

sell it for later just save it why Chuck. it we might need it we Mighty when it's. Catholics I'm like yeah for sure oh. confrontation began over attempt to fill. in the tunnel why would you fill it in. once it's already built just just. regulate. it but isn't it crazy though but you're. allowed to have a basement you can't. have a tunnel you have an attic can't. have a tunnel you have a secret room. that's fine no tunnel tunnel you got to. do it up to code the best was the guy. was like I heard everybody complain you. have a tunnel in there I have a tunnel. at my club where when you go under the.

audience we need a real tunnel s that. wasn't real we're under the ground. listen Shane Gillis what I don't go in. tunnels Shane Gillis when you think. about the the architecture of my club it. is a secret tunnel when you you go. inside and you go downstairs you're. under everything you're under the street. you're in a tunnel you feel at home. there you do that tunnels was nuts you. like tunnels I'm G to put for tonight wa. wait the thing with the guy saying I. heard not real I'm going to put a.

stained mattress in the tunnel you can. see it when you get up to the stage. right next to the stage like no no. worries Ari it's just a stain mattress. it's not even in the real they were. throwing it out you [ __ ] c q yeah. they were throwing it out by Le the. rubbish stuffed into a dark corner of. their [ __ ] building yeah throwing it. out dude you don't know what it's like. eventually when I get done [ __ ]. people on this m they they find an old. t-shirt they're like well somebody we. should find somebody who could use it. well let's not to thr somebody wants a.

[ __ ] stain mattress look at that that's. a that's a gay. squirter J squ that's anima that's an. anima release whoa what's with the wigs. by the way with the ladies it's it's. you're not ATT TR that's how to do it. [ __ ] wear wit on this and a costume. today you're going to be a gypsy. [Laughter]. they threw out a high chair and. everyone's like you're a. leprechaun every day you're a different. thing I'm so bored listen I want you to.

bake pies and dress up tonight you're a. squirrel you're a Jew I mean how do you. feel about the Jew hate right now I. don't see any of it come on I think it's. all internet related Palestine you will. 100% [ __ ] see if if I went to a very. specific region of the. world online it's more embolden. but I'm in New York and all over the. country and really the world and I've. never seen any I've been I've not been. all over the world since October 7th. I've been all over the country I've. never seen a single thing in my real. life so I think it's you got to shut.

your computers off and live your [ __ ]. life go hiking but isn't it what we. talked about about reading comments it's. like it's that it's that they're shoving. the worst [ __ ] in front of you all the. time so you think that's the world it's. not the world I'm the jwest looking guy. in the world if there was any [ __ ]. anti-Semitism statistically realistic it. would come to me I want to. as a correspondent for the J to go do. the free Palestine protest I'll go to. that you should go to that I'll try to. blend in I could that nose is so. punchable that nose is so punchable it's.

such a Target even for hooks would you. say everyone could do so much damage. you're talking about Jew you're a Jew. Jew face super jewy looking guy yeah. yeah never had a problem would you say. that goes to everything black people are. not that upon G are not that prayed Mar. had the same thing you just imagining. all these terrible things happening when. day-to-day life 99.9% is fun everyone. just enjoying the weather at the same. time if you're Ari Shafi you're. everybody Nate said the same thing to.

Meck it's just like oh I Fe I'm in fear. of all this stuff happening depends who. you talk to if you're. online side of Chicago where violent. crime and murder is higher than it is in. Afghanistan at the peak of the invasion. yeah then that's not real I guess so but. I'm not there so you're saying Imagine. This terrible place no you don't have to. imagine it but I'm just saying like if. you make a blanket statement that like. everybody's life is less terrible than. what you're seeing in the media say.

almost everybody statistically. insignificant if you just shut off your. computer you wouldn't see any hatred any. antiblack hatred anti- anti- Jewish none. of it just go out and go for a hike. everybody's pretty cool with each other. if you're talking about hatred yes. that's true you can find it in small. things on college campuses on a day and. wouldn't we all agree that most hat is. rooted and you just don't know that. person you got to understand them you'd. be pretty cool and all SNL was pretty. chill and you're like gu what I hate. them and you're like no you know what. else is pretty chill Bud Light coming.

out of an eagle I say that Bud Light Bud. Light coming out of an eagle's [ __ ]. is even better than regular Bud Light. Bud Light coming out of an [ __ ] of an. eagle of an eagle of American Eagle this. is what you're doing Amer does rule. you're felching a [ __ ] American Eagle. damn we're not even allowed show that. cool America's number one video that we. always share in the group chat [ __ ] yeah. can we just play that and see what. happens do it you got to do it like this. and I think the fact that we can say.

[ __ ] online but you don't get any. repercussions has uh added a lot yeah. exactly you say like they used to get. beat up you say horrible crazy things. it's all fine it's all fine life's great. you mean this place at this place here. I'm saying General. like [ __ ] and you'll never have a. repercussion I think that adds to a lot. of it it's all virtual it's all nonsense. it's people are saying this no one's. saying posting these things they're. posting mean things if they saw they. would never say that in an elevator.

never never happens but they would say. it online it's segmented tribalism we're. so tribal it's it's all tribalism it's. all it's all stupid it's stupid and it's. also if you have [ __ ] social media. you have this ability to [ __ ] isolate. groups of people or attack groups of. people it's so so [ __ ] dumb in the. real world most people get along if. there's communication and it's a lot of. Optics and they're cool if you're cool. in this communication everybody's cool. it just got warm in New York on a day. high six and every there's no left and.

right there's no high class low class. every what a good day many that how many. dicks did you suck that day seven or. eight but they were from both sides from. both sides of the gley right dude I feel. like that was what was next New. York's it doesn't matter the oh dude the. upper Upper East Side is right where do. you live Upper West is right what do you. mean right oh they're they're dude. economically they're right but they're. quiet they're Sal they love them we got.

everything there let's just hit it dude. who cares about the drugs God America. you send me. that the and then in listen this is the. best place to be despite all the chaos. the chaos exists in the world we just. talked about Scotland's trying to arrest. comedians I know it's so easy here. these Sean connory hitting women those. were the days we didn't talk about that. [ __ ] guy in Belgium Jamie show the. memes so these guys can see the [ __ ]. that this guy was like sharing Gerard. deardo the memes are [ __ ] so.

innocuous they're so nothing they they. don't even come close to the memes we. share oh my God you what cuz America. rules at memes too [ __ ] America number. one one keep [ __ ] on America when. everybody's trying to move here so what. does that tell you what that's what I'm. saying well everybody keeps coming. sound like my uncle 15 years ago people. coming here it's you're talking about my. grandparents I mean second generation. cilian all right who's talking sh.

America like that all kinds of locals no. no just online shut it off no everybody. knows we're number one well how about. the I'm going to leave if this guy wins. you're like you're not to yeah but they. don't ever leave they never we got chip. everything except. PTO go to Canada where thousand times. worse yeah maybe this time how would you. yeah how would you like to live in. Minnesota if it was [ __ ] gayer. welcome to [ __ ]. Canada right gay or imagine Minnesota.

but not cool at all just gay yeah no. Somalians unless Trudeau's on Halloween. get the right one bro they might get rid. of that dude if they do they can pull it. around who Trudeau oh that Pierre poette. how do you say it he's pretty sexy that. guy po how did did I say it right no I. didn't he's very French let's also be. honest brilliant we've been trashing. we've been trashing Canada because of. how gay Trudeau is but Canada does. [ __ ] rock Canada rules in the summer.

Canada is one of. the oh you pissing in there [ __ ] he's. pissing in Bud like canas dirty [ __ ] e. make this part of your new campaign. where I piss in botles why you try to. ruin my campaign you little nasty. [ __ ] whiskey piss in that. whiskey don't piss in that bottle. piss don't piss in the bottle that's. half full someone might drink it you. monster don't make it taste. better bottle online pissing.

it but yeah that's the dude's a fun town. and Vancouver's fun good good crowds. good crowds good chicks good drugs. everything rules in if you bring up. Trudeau though they go who brings up the. government can you imagine being iown. everywhere I go if I got to Canada I'm. like [ __ ] trudo. yeah I don't go to Canada I. do I say [ __ ] Trudeau they get fired up. the truckers hate them the truckers hate. them regular people hate them. historically Canada is a good country.

they go hard dude they're nice people. they D they [ __ ] that's why they're. so subject to this [ __ ] cuz they're. trying to be nice that's why they're so. vulnerable cuz they're trying to be nice. cuz they're genuinely nice people like. they they it's cold as [ __ ] up there. people cooperate they're nice all right. I'm I'm going to get fired up uhoh all. right get fired up this is they're one. of those they're one of those a big fell. no they're not that fired up I might I. might be dumb and wrong but those are. one of those countries that like the UK. like when they call like when they go to.

war which they always do they always. call on the Bros it's always Scotland. canadaand Canada Australia all the. dominions that are just like settler. white people we've been making money for. you all these years when they ever call. when they call on like Australia and. Canada to go to war they go to war dude. and they go hard they've always gone. hard Canada rules historically Canada. rules historically yeah right now. they're being gay I think the has a. fantastic history of Combat Sports of.

athletes chick hockey players and. comedians Rory nor McDonald the other. guy Jim. Cary those. donuts. rules listen there was a guy in the 19. wh awesome there was a guy in the 1980s. that was a French Canadian named Jean. nees Tero and he was a [ __ ] assassin. in kickboxing he was the man what about.

St Pierre or whatever yeah but I was. talking about the 1980s there was a guy. named John John it's not related at all. sorry he's canadi close to related like. shut up this is like kickboxing in the. 19 [ __ ] 80s I read this guy's book I. started running stairs because of this. you read a kickboxer book oh yeah I read. dumb as [ __ ] I'm dumb as. [ __ ] read about 30 kickboxers books. every kickboxer book that anybody ever.

wrote I read I did situps and then I. kick that guy in the [ __ ]. head that would be a dumb fat dude's. interpretation of what a world class. combat sport athlete would tell you what. to do look at that's a nasty thing to. say dude that's true what a disgusting. thing you just said when's the last time. you read Steinbeck you're reading. [ __ ] G. book [ __ ]. ret these books I haven't read these.

books since I was like 21 from the time. I was 15 no I did it because I was. trying to the same reason why I got this. stupid tattoo in my right arm of mamoto. moushi I read books on how to fight this. didn't work out you would have been the. dumbest [ __ ] annoying the. factory but it worked out. boy did it work I got lucky telling. girls at bars this is connected tell you. about it's all connected if you can read. about a dude has figured out how to [ __ ]. people up with his.

feet dude he just kick people in the. face for a living I'm like tell me how. you did this my that's what kickboxing. books are about so this guy was Jeanie. Tero the thing about oh my God he was a. [ __ ] assassin. man he's from Montreal and he's a French. Canadian. he [ __ ] everybody up turns telling you. man he was a [ __ ]. assassin dud you don't understand this. guy was my hero when I was a kid where'd. he go when I was kickboxing this was the. guy I was trying to be I was trying to.

be this dude whoa they kill you got to. understand there was no money back jump. off those people so fast he's like I'm. done done he was a [ __ ] assassin he. was a very nice guy drawing chest and he. had a [ __ ] he had a gay cop mustache. it was awesome he did and one of the. things said he said was that he. increased his kicking power. substantially by running stairs so I. started running [ __ ] stairs I read. this dude's book when I was like 15 16. years old I love the chest hair bro he.

was a monster he was [ __ ] everybody. you got to understand this guy's record. was just littered with chaos everybody. shorts but kickboxing back then here's. the deal about kick they they all dress. like we're seen kickboxing boxing back. then was all it was all above the waist. come on man don't do that nobody had. figured out tie boxing yet because the. ties had not come to America yet Jack. talk TI when the K Jack talk Tai very.

well I don't know what that means oh. it's a fuers remember the [ __ ] that's. Rick Rufus Rick Rufus is the American. hero RI one oh dude he was a monster. Rick Rufus was so. good that's Don the Dragon Wilson I. actually stop think I'm making this up. no that. feveron the dragon Wilson Oh that guy's. got B listen I want you to Google Don.

the Dragon Wilson. versus uh God damn it Dennis alexio Don. the Dragon Wilson versus Dennis alexio. this is like a PE andeer childhood here. joh the. dragon you could have got into wrestling. you got into this. serious brain damage all right this is. Da this is this is Da the dragon Wilson. versus Dennis alexio so Don the Dragon.

Wilson is like a legend in kickboxing. like when there was no money in K4 and. one 33 that he was a monster what I'm. looking for so good so he fought this. guy Dennis alexio and Dennis alexio who. was a [ __ ] assassin but he didn't. understand leg kicks as well as Dawn did. so get a little further on this see Don. just kicked his [ __ ] legs out from. under him and Dennis alexio was a tank. he was actually in one of those um uh. joh Conan vanam movies oh really he was. in kickboxer he was like his brother.

that got killed by Tong po that's right. kick those the the the column number. three so this was a like a really. important fight because it was one of. the first fights between kickbox he. started leg kicking him and by the way. Don the Dragon Wilson as good as he was. was not a tie he wasn't like a real. expert or a Dutch guy like Ernesto host. or or you know any of the the greats. like there was so many great guys that. came out of Holland he was a guy that. was like an american guy who learned how.

to do leg kicks and started [ __ ]. people up with them when they allowed. them were the were the Dutch nasty at it. cuz they colonized southeast Asia they. were so nasty first they were big yeah. but was it because they colonized. southeast Asia I don't know man but. there's so many. listen man there's Rob Cayman who's one. of the greatest of all times Ernesto who. Peter. Z. many do you think the popular Dutch. brought it to Southeast Asia no no they.

learned it they learned it they were. down there they learned it but they were. way Bigg when World War II popped off it. was Japan attacking Dutch colonies to. get the rubber in southeast were down. there is that what it was yeah that's. why the Dutch were always down there. that's why they they had like. forever they had ran that's why they're. good at kickboxing is cuz they colonized. southeast Asia the dut are the best. colonizers cuz once they had everything. they're like you guys can take it back. they just like with certain countries.

like goad we're done they were like. [ __ ] Cincinnati they were number one. yeah yeah they did what England did they. just became a bank they did that they. did that more money than that the Dutch. Dutch kickboxing routs can be traced. back to the 1970s Dutch men traveling to. Japan learn Japanese. Blended elements of K karate and Japan. not Southeast over the next 50 years you. watching Shogun oh my God it's awesome. fun right how good is it it's like a. Japanese Game of Thrones it looks good.

the commercial looks good good of thron. gu they ruin it I guarantee they put. ladies in it they put ladies in it ruin. the story they already ladies in it no. there was an article written why are. there no black people on Shogun people. like it's because it's about Japan 1600. the [ __ ] the [ __ ] he saying 1600's Japan. you're [ __ ] swinging every virtue. flag you have like wave it let's get. black people on shun that's so crazy I.

know that is so bananas that's so. bananas that could be good why were. there no Japanese people on alien what. the [ __ ] are you talking about what are. you saying what are you saying it's a. movie you [ __ ] why is no women in. Reservoir Dogs cuz it's a movie it's. about a bank robber movie about a moment. it happens to have only guys in it. that's okay just like the Barbie movie. is okay it's fine it's all Barbies. that's not real life Barbie movie when.

have you guys seen it it was great I. enjoyed it yeah was yeah I liked it I. did not have a problem with it and I had. a problem problem with comptition it's a. good movie it's a good movie where the. black people in show ah there was one I. guess there is one in the show no of. course yeah there's a character but this. is complaining Oh Black Thorn I okay I. haven't gotten that episode yet you son. of a [ __ ] is it that good obviously. [ __ ] good dude. better than.

tons way better way better but why the. by the way [ __ ] me [ __ ] me but why the. awards who cares to me it's better cuz. I'm fascinated by Japanese culture is. just like as well done as that is it. real as that better than Married with. Children yeah. who why the [ __ ] is son of anarch it was. like cool it was right away was like. Anarchy would be awesome if it was on. HBO yeah yeah if they got to go gangster. first couple years dude entirely right.

100% it opens up with him incredible it. opens up with him executing a stalker. and then [ __ ] her while he's bleeding. out it was pretty [ __ ] good right. away they got they got wild at the. beginning and at was pretty [ __ ] good. later it was like then they have that. sweet sweet ad money went to Ireland it. was like what are we doing here have a. Bud Light that's uh the Hell's Angels. should be a show they were all on crank. did you ever read uh Hunter S Thompson's. book H Angels it's [ __ ] great you. know Shane I got some bad news R.

chapters of it but I never like what. happened we're out of bl's s over we. have more beer this is The Joe Rogan. Experience $1 million the. problem we have a million if they get us. some esteemed guest like Shane and bring. that over here will you that train by. day Train by day oh yeah Carl by night. look at Carl's like a is that greatest. promo of all time I love it so much it's. crazy the Diaz brothers are King but.

when said that I had no expect I. couldn't believe he said it I was like. oh my God that's our new introduction. yeah you just made. it yeah shout out to redband redband put. it together what happened it's funny to. see when you were there yeah I was like. like oh sh a sh Nick Diaz like podcast. r that was incredible meanwhile I'm like. [ __ ] in awe the one time you took me. to the uh you took me to one fight and I. was standing there and Cameron Simons. won a fight he's just little South afan.

White B [ __ ] he just beat the. [ __ ] out of a guy and then he stood up. and like ran over to where I was sitting. it was like Hey Big Fan Man like wow and. I was like I'm sitting there holding be. like no way that's the dopest [ __ ] way. that's internet the dop of all time he. literally was on a a dude's back you. know how many times you know how many. times I've been with Theo and Dustin. poier fights Dustin poier and Theo are. homies and he'll like [ __ ] point at.

Theo after he wins it's nuts it's. amazing how about when Dustin poier said. at the last UFC I missed it I missed it. I didn't because I'm just trying to get. the most out of him in the interview he. he gave a William Montgomery reference. shut up I ain't never going to stop yeah. no way he literally said it and it. sounded like William Montgomery but my. brain did not register it and after he. he and William Montgomery been doing DMS. back and forth he talked about it on. Instagram ComEd is H he's the man Po's.

win that night was gigantic the best. that was like the coolest moment of the. night. Louisiana my thoughts on that fight. going in was that that dude is a. dangerous Grappler he's a he's Judo. black Bel started out [ __ ] French. Special Forces gu St he's a dangerous. [ __ ] but poier has an advantage. stand up and in stand up like you can't. bridge that Gap that quickly oh yeah. there's like how long you been doing. stand up he's been doing stand up since. he a little kid and he's got a wicked.

wicked everything striking everything is. wicked his leg kicks are wied his. striking is wicked you get into the. second third fourth and fifth rounds you. start making fundamental like tactical. mistakes that's when conditioning and. and and just knowing what the [ __ ]. you're doing takes over and those guys. with high level experience they've been. in hell I know like poier has been in. Hell absolute hell so many times I love. porier but gayi my favorite fighter gay. is you guys he beat porier poier beat.

him before he beat him I know but he won. in the end he won recently won he won. recently those guys can fight 10 times. and it might be five and five that's. true I'm I love both of them but I think. Gage is my favorite fight was me one of. them G is an animal he's awesome you. can't stop him he's fighting Max. Holloway UFC 300 really who's coming. where is it I would love where where is. it when is it it's in. Vegas April 13th I think is that what it.

is go do. it yeah April 13th come on I I went to. [ __ ] I'm doing a show in Austin where. you going [ __ ] I'm recording a special. two weeks later what two weeks two weeks. I'm got to be in the roaded. onario or something you going to to. [ __ ] do comedy for. [Applause]. Communists bunch of [ __ ] tro Butlers. up. there is Outsider Fisher they don't even.

know who they're ruled by they're. Outsider your they just care about the. lobster they're so mad right. now um yeah the the UFC is tough cuz. they're all cool they're all fun there's. so many good ones like cheetah sugar. sham was tough sugar because you love. Cheeto cuz I love Cheeto and sugar. Sean's the man he's cool Tony he's a. cool guy you can't like them personally. because like they're going to get hit at. least once I know but you of course you. got to you like them personally accur.

it's not like a football player where. you're like a you got beat on that play. like somebody punched you in the face. sorry about that Sugar Sean's cool I've. hung out with him a bunch of times he's. awesome I'm I'm literally he likes. comedy last time I saw him I was like. could you come please meet my friends. like I he's awesome sugar Shan's awesome. Cheeto ver is the Bro really both those. things are they're both the Bros they're. both the Bros so then they have to fight. you sit there and you go God damn yeah. both cool [ __ ] dud love I love both. those dudes yeah they're both amazing.

it's real hard and it's hard when you. doing commentary on two people you love. oh and when one dude is just piecing the. other dude up till the end sugar Sean. put on a [ __ ]. Clinic yeah and and and in the end. that's what Jason PE was calling for the. whole time making making a brawl like. [ __ ] this dude up and he hit him with a. shot to the body and really hurt him oh. yeah but and. also that was a good fight also no no. one thought he had oh yeah got me oh. yeah got me but he also he Cheeto put on.

a clinic a chin Clinic oh my God yeah. he's got a good chin good Lord he might. he might have the best chin of all time. that [ __ ] that knee to the face had. him looking at his ankles crazy his head. snaps so far back have you ever seen it. like on slow-mo his head snaps all the. way back all the way back and he never. even stumbled no there was no no. indication that he was wobbled no. indication that he was hurt he just. [ __ ] still dangerous bro he's an.

animal he's an animal he refused to be. hurt all those guys like comedy out. of BJ pen used to like it BJ pen coming. up to you at the weigh-ins like um are. you think guy from like a month ago BJ's. the man you see that that [ __ ]. camouflage Jack Jack that I wear like. puffy camouflage jacket Cheeto got me. that come on he was wearing that I go. bro that the dopest jacket I've ever. seen he goes you want one I go [ __ ] yeah. so he sent me one Cheo couldn't be the. man he could not be.

Cooler's cool as F yo I wish they didn't. fight the and beat the [ __ ] out of each. other but that's just how it has to go. and and at the end of the day you got to. admire what sugar Shan did what he did. was masterful undeniable dude he. undeniable he [ __ ] he's nasty. masterful he Shar he just keeps getting. better man that's awesome that's awesome. [ __ ] the world that's huge you know. what meant the world to me the first. time I met sugar Shan was the fight you. brought me to I I was in the back and he. was like I was like hi I'm Shane he was.

like I know who you are I was like dude. best man it's cool to meet you. Mano Fighters are some of the coolest. [ __ ] people you ever meet the uh the. fight in Atlanta this is years ago with. the Santino and Theo was there it was. like Elvis showed up mhm Theo was huge. in the UFC world and then porier hugged. him and I was like oh God I'm people in. the UFC World they like first of all. it's like real similar thinking Lin it's. very similar a lot of protect our Parks. fans UFC World bro I can't tell you how.

many Bros come up to me like when's the. next one bro I love when you're on the. road and they go like in this last week. like when's the next one like coming up. actually I know now because in this. culture it's weird for dudes to just get. together and just be D dudes yeah so. strange is that weird we're not allow to. be dudes great but you can you just have. to achieve escape velocity you ever. follow Bros Bing Bros Instagram no you. would love it it's a bunch of guys. kicking like Boulders like L Boulders.

down the cliff and like yeah or throwing. ice on Ice you know yeah anybody need to. know this car you good I'm good dude's. being dudes yeah. it's why is that not okay women suck. women are they're so gay dude so similar. to a lot of gay they like dick there a. lot of similarities women are gay in a. lot of ways if they weren't girls they'. be gay you could laugh out a lot of dumb.

[ __ ] they Wen girls he'd be like oh my. God it's so gay but I think women like. dudes still women like guys yeah which. is gay if you're a girl yeah. gay wom are. gay and they taking up the ass a lot of. them. I don't know what [ __ ] sample group. you're I'll send you a couple numbers. it's out there Joe Joe Joe give me a. look remember that joke all right we.

talking about suing on a big brown dick. we're having fun yeah girls are gay. uh imagine being a girl what else. imagine all a sudden you got transported. into a girl's body with a with a dude's. mind but a girl's needs so you need to. get filled like God that's Quantum Leap. that's the real Quantum Leap where he's. like oh I'm a woman I need it I need my. dick and like you're are so straight but. you like you want [ __ ] so bad it's like. I'm not thirsty but I need to drink I.

need it yeah but then the aftermath is a. [ __ ] well if you're a dude trapped in a. girl's body I guess it wouldn't be that. big of a deal you mean being gay being a. lady okay here's the question who gets. filled is like what are we doing after. what yeah if they ever get to a point. where it's genetic engineering where you. can literally become a woman and then go. right back to being a dude yeah it's is. a matter of going through a procedure. Tak be get a machine quick would you be. willing to do it for a couple of days. just to see what it feels like no I'm. not gay.

100% experience about life experience. seting life experience life experience. you straight to getting F cuz you want. get immediately want to get St you to. get fil guys I'll be honest wanting the. life experience is gayer than having gay. what it's like to live like a bird it's. like [ __ ] military service no dude. wanting I want to see what it's like to. have everyone looking at me for a minute. yeah I would like a vagina for a. minute can you give me a discount on.

that coffee oh you can great oh you know. how they have compulsory mil military uh. service in like South Korea and Israel. yeah maybe you'd like try out being a. woman for a few days got be a chick. every. guy oh this is what they mean when they. say that right it seems nice have. multiple orgasms and getting double. stuffed I'll take double stuffed Oreos. who wouldn't want to be wait wait we're. talking about sex again sorry and my. vagina being afraid to drink things that.

people give you got be tough hold on for. real though CL would be great for real. though wanting to experience being a. woman out of some type of [ __ ] gay. ass sympathy of like syy I I wonder how. hard it is not sympathy not syp fun it. is maybe it's better have fun for a day. free drinks all night a wouldn't be cool. I'll give you free drinks I've been. asking for a decade I'll give you free.

drinks thank. you but you're GNA have to give up that. [ __ ]. busy we'll talk what busy Jesus Christ. you remember that dude that had that. [ __ ] uh video where he was talking. about what he did to dudes in jail oh. yeah you know that Chris Rock had a bit. about it wait do you know about TOS. salad man yeah make him toss my salad. maple syrup or honey or whatever it was. do you know about.org who what do you. know about stop prison r.org uh oh yeah.

you told me about this multiple like. survivors. poems they have poems yeah they have. poems damn they really knocked the gay. right in them it's pretty dark it's. pretty dark it's just Tails right away. I'm getting like yeah God it's so funny. making fun of guys who have been. assaulted yeah that's tough man I bet. that poetry is good [ __ ] Robert ites the. rap victim for rhes how many PR prison. rapes people get in trouble for like.

what's the ratio yeah this that was a. very intense video and uh anyone else. making fun of guys that get assaulted in. prison does suck how many guys really. think your [ __ ] is a [ __ ] and what's. wrong with them I mean I get it I've. gone down in a chick's butt yeah we all. have yeah yeah but that's a chick not a. dude with a [ __ ] bandana around his. head it's not a clean butt and a butt. and a ball bag right in your face when. they're like it's you make it decent. it's clean how how clean are you making. that well they get the shower prison.

shower it's the shower it's literally a. [ __ ]. pipe [ __ ] pipe good band how clean can. it be let's eat off this [ __ ] all. right cleaned it off dust it it's crazy. eat off the sewer pipe eatting ass has. gone up tfold since I was a kid did it. they had that scene where she bent over. the one hot check and girls and she was. E I was eating her out and she like you. think that's what started at all shot it. up shot it up yep it's porno had nothing. to do with porn right Ari that helped. too that that's what gave the girls.

writers the [ __ ] idea you watch girls. damn it he watched girls pretending if. he watch [ __ ] girls he would be a. girl no that's we talked about thing. that's so gay dude you watch. girls I gave her like two years for. first year was good second year got like. you New York guys are different dude me. and Joe are Texas guys we're kind of. [ __ ] tough and straight we don't. watch that show we don't watch that. [ __ ] show we watch [ __ ] BattleBots. yeah scar Brothers 30-year-old watch.

Rodeo you watch Sons of yeah lot of. rodeo no we watch rodeo and BattleBots. dude you guys are sitting back home in. gay ass Brooklyn watching [ __ ] girls. we watch prairie dogs get assassinated. on YouTube yeah I do watch that oh. that's sad [ __ ] uh have prairie dogs. that sh with 50 calibers you know what's. sad you know what's sad when a a [ __ ]. beautiful beautiful horse steps in a. prairie dog hole and snaps its leg you. got to shoot it in the face. ah [ __ ] prairie dogs why just said now.

prairie dogs are good boys dude what. about a cow about those those beautiful. cow that could provide you with many rib. cows are so fun don't they send dogs out. in the Middle East to to run over. landmines no yes they send [ __ ]. people they do that too oh that's better. they'll let [ __ ] Jews people run. across all right good well we got to get. those landmines out yeah we're not going. to get those oh don't you dare oh that. was a beaver let me show that guy show.

me that man again was that a groundhog. you're such an adorable cat dogs they're. so cute at least they're gone you don't. see it like the JFK assassination it's. just gone look at these. [ __ ] man wait I'm talking landmines J. man they eat M these are shoo they don't. eat them nobody's eating those they just. getting rid of them because they [ __ ] up. the cows J oh what was that there is. that like groundhog or a cad Shack what. are doing here what is it a.

nutria family those are all right to. kill giant supposed to kill those they. ruin the plant life why why is that okay. but that's not okay I don't know one's C. [ __ ] up you know what's really not. okay squirrels squirrels are cute they. have fluffy Tails squirrels are great. guys you know who's great and underrated. possums they're. cute possums are fun guys they're Irish. wait a minute oh possums are. disgusting that tail is bad news they. look bad the difference andum nothing oh.

it's just it's like a cult and an ult. they. look cult I got it cult and an O that's. a thing right. ult ult ult looks ult like satanic [ __ ]. yeah devil worshiping see if you can get. some zebras running across a Minefield. no yeah just unleash Jamie the dark. stuff see wait till you see these guys. clearing out minefields with just. animals they found bring it on I've seen. that unfort zebrra just find it whatever.

they got their hands on though send them. through Ms watch detonate yeah JW tunnel. pull it up did you say Jah JW tunnel J. tunnel Jah said. jahw trying to make a Utah connection. I was like I am not I got to make a jurn. well JW tunnels JW tunnels equally is. nonsensical nothing to do ze zebras. crossing a Minefield JW tunnel and you.

you got to sit there and go what the. what the [ __ ] does that mean what does. that mean even though hey have we shamed. you out of using the stack of notes or. you still still got it's in my pocket. there F let see how big it is right now. well I cut it down colum's new joke. night last night he had a [ __ ] he. just he has it ready you cut down in. order to avoid back pain yeah but the. the amount of [ __ ] I get on the road for. this thing because of this pod yeah yeah. oh my god dude it's gotten worse far. worse it's still there it's so much.

bigger that's way less it's so much. bigger you don't even have that many. jokes 40% did you write down every joke. multiple times don't don't [ __ ] up the. order all right cuz that top one is all. my new [ __ ] this is literally insane he. does always new this is like right up. there with the writing in the movie. Seven In fairness he's always got new. don't [ __ ] with the I won't I promise. that top one just keep the top one uh a. breast why are you doing this I like the. writing I like I don't want the try.

reading that don't that's my new [ __ ] I. need that I won't read it I swear to God. you can read it I just don't want you to. ruin. it that's a good 12 minutes right. there they killed last night listen it's. Crush last night at the creek it's a. very always got Mark you're a great. comic all right all right this is still. odd Mark you're you're one of my. favorite Comics to watch shut the [ __ ]. every time you go on I go I got to see. what he's got shut up why why are you.

being nasty well you're being nasy no. I'm being H sh aggressively. complimentary Norman weird Norman that's. you got. Maps well that was uh that's all I I. needed something to write on you wrote. on a map well that's what they give you. the Hotel you know you have a phone. right dude You' got sh typing I don't. like the typing I love the farts. queef that que fit kills dude if you do. mass murder these notes are going to be. evidence oh my God a lot of this is.

working it says fart sque if you ever. try to apply for a Visa to another. country they're going to go let me see. the not new page is good oh yeah get a. book pegging yeah have it organized you. have like one of them little books what. book you can get like a little it's. called a notebook what those little tiny. books yeah mol skin get a it's too hard. on the back that's. not you literally have a football in.

your pocket oh yeah I've been told that. before football was a bad reference. that's all I had I was looking for. catcher M there you go that's better all. right crying orgasm is killing you have. a baseball in your all right sod has. that one what you got to watch that. crying orgasm oh he's got a bit on that. his new [ __ ] I I did a he did the. mothership last week yeah and I. opened he just put out a special and.

he's got a new 40 something sod's s he's. a monster monster he's a monster soder's. the most underrated he's so good on. podcast think he's in the top 20 of that. at least at least he's so good people. don't get I mean of that he's in top. comics of underrated no he's in the top. 20 Comics I'm saying easily he's. underrated we're gonna make Awards again. yeah he's underrated don't give him his. respect he's awesome I think he went to. the acting Road and all this [ __ ] maybe. and then no he's he's finding his his.

Lane this is what it is he's coming into. his own right now sod is that's what it. is I don't know there's guys that just. like everybody's like oh my God they're. so good it was you Shane it was you was. like oh my God this guy's so good and. then the whole world knows s is the best. it's going to happen with him yeah but. it's it's a weird process and you just. gotta like kind of just keep grinding. well I think you got to put it on the. internet like you put a YouTube. special like Ari with Jew when Ari with. Jew when that popped out everybody's. like oh okay he's [ __ ] legit comic.

special special it's called sod's on the. road it's on the it's on YouTube right. now yeah it's good literally one month. old right now got a million views he's. an animal yeah well it's kind of nice. cuz there's so much YouTube [ __ ] and it. the cream Rises prove that it's also. like the community like if we say he's. awesome we're not lying why would why no. we're not going to lie we're not going. to if someone's good he's pretty good. he's working on it he's you know he's. got potential he's got something but. when you get to that like soda level you. go yeah this guy's [ __ ] super legit.

he's around go see him he came to the. club he murdered the whole weekend. everybody everybody was talking about he. always murders since the day I met him. and he's so nice I've never seen him not. kill likable fun dude he's awesome we. killed Tony together someone mentioned. Cat Williams he just goes into a cat. Williams he got a standing o at some. point he opened the podcast with a cat. Williams impression there you go he's. like I listened it's crazy and then. you're like I I can write a joke but I. can't do any of these so he can do the.

Impressions and the the impression thing. about drones are only fun in the United. States. fuckun that's so true that's so true. it's a [ __ ] it's an awesome time for. comedy there's so many good guys coming. up it really is and you read the. comments we were like I can't believe it. I got kill Tony on YouTube then you got. my favorite podcast then you got my. favorite comedian doing a new special. everybody likes what they like it's. great it's a great time yeah find they.

could find out about so much stuff yeah. there's so much stuff that's available. to see now it's like I know but people. are getting spoiled they're like hey. that went on patreon you [ __ ] cumler. it's just people you're just reading. comments most people are really happy. things like wow what a fun time to be a. comedy fan it is was a kid if I was a. kid like I was when I was listening to. like Richard prior tapes my girlfriend. when I was like 16 everybody loved that. [ __ ] this is amazing all the idea like. oh college kids or whatever no they all.

liked Adam. Sandler always degenerate fun fans yeah. and we have a David tell special coming. out in a week DAV he's on the podcast. Friday it's gonna be really yeah yeah. hell yeah I've seen it it's Gres it. rules it Gres he's a monster Gres. another one he's so underappreciated. that's what I mean top 20 of underrated. it's a it's a it's a weird uh plus minus. well you know what it is put s in the. top 20 underrated Comics is you're. saying leave him matter the top 20 no.

I'm saying I'm saying no matter what the. argument he's just a great comic he's a. great. comic Earth. scruncho you're say underrated versus. Talent I'm say this isum when I say top. 20 I mean it goes don't even talk about. it anymore he's in this range of like. whatever the is he's great and he's. underated I think he's trying to cover. up for his [ __ ] I think so I'm. saying where you talk about like Louis. you're like top 20 of all time it. doesn't matter what kind of Comedy. you're into he's in there let's move on. to the next thing we got a day a t. special coming out the problem is dudes.

are so gross we have to argue [ __ ] we. agree on I'm with Ari David tell is top. 20 underrated. Comics that's what you said he's top 10. comedian I know but I'm saying also. underrated I'm saying people don't give. him a is underrated underrated but do. you understand what can we just say he's. awesome yeah can we just not argue like. a bunch of [ __ ] Queens I agree I also. agree I didn't start the argument you're. the one who's a queen you're the one. acting. Queen dance top five all you guys are.

bad neighborhood back alley Queens with. knee. scabs arguing over stupid. [ __ ] most underrated is a fun argument. of any sport of any whatever it's then. you go to like who's best versus ra it's. a fun argument who's the most underrated. football player who's the most under. it's fun it's a fun argument who's the. most underrated fighter. Ari Chris Brown Ben Henderson ah oh Dan.

Henderson Benson Benson Henderson yeah. cuz he was great and maybe the most wins. versus whatever dominated his division. people don't cut give him his respect. that's the [ __ ] that's the formula. I'm talking about it's a fun argument. it's a fun arum he's more of a Pioneer. but it's a fun argument who's most. underrated it's a fin all time like all. time not appreciated world champion all. time underrated doesn't mean best or. worst right right right right rating. into account that's actually a really. good. onek that's a real good one who thank.

you one episode of uh Fighters companion. sorry what was the name you son of a. [ __ ] Dan Henderson Ben Henderson Ben. Henderson Henderson give me one of those. bris he was a killer oh damn what about. the Mighty Mouse Von Henderson he's a. fun fact first Mighty Mouse actually is. he's up there he one of the greatest. evered imari yeah underrated people. don't know about him his his stats his. highlight reels are [ __ ] crazy Jason. ell skateboarder underrated great. skateboarder dise underrated horrible.

skateboarder wow top 10 Ellis he was top. 10 in his Prim I don't know anything. about the sport he was not you know more. than me you kid he wasn't like top 10 in. his prime skating Street skaters he's. got a huge dong lot of tattoos not now. back then before [ __ ] jackass got to. him no you're crazy wow you're way off. there's so many better skateboarders no. offense to him he's Street skates. boarders of that time no he never can be. wrong if you notice I'm saying I'm. giveing up for you you know more than me.

that Shane do you feel this is a real. flaw you know what he does which is. actually really impressive what is. whenever he is wrong he goes wow I never. congratulations to you I'm gracious he. would no more it's a psychotic movement. oh wow I learned something black power. speech interesting you're disgusting I. hate you I think you made that black. power thing up that's possible or you're. just not willing to see greatness you're. not right you hate black people. America what you guys all right rules.

we're complaining about all all types of. gay [ __ ] what's your guys's favorite. [ __ ] in America right now dude my poop. yesterday now we're all sitting around. going yeah what's the best stuff culture. is bad Whenever there a bunch of people. telling you what you can say and what. you can. do always the coolest thing is people. that go no you can do whatever you want. and that's what the coolest thing is. today and that's like the punk rockers. of today are the people that are.

rebelling against this bizarre system. that even like the artists have somehow. or another accepted as being the the. right thing to think and believe and. trust and go along with even though you. know you're in a [ __ ] cult and the. people that are resisting that knowing. you're going to get labeled a fascist or. a Nazi just cuz you see what the [ __ ] is. going on you people are out of your mind. how about everybody the [ __ ] alone those. people are the coolest thing about. America because this is one of the rare.

places on Earth where you could still do. that for now without being prosecuted. but why do we blow the people who. complain the most I like they're the. biggest voices we don't it's just like. spend the most time talking but only if. you pay attention. if you don't pay attention to that it. goes away like radio I know but like. when Elvis was shaking his hips and like. can you believe it this is appalling. this is. inappropriate just loveis why would you. want to be that guy why would you want.

to be that guy it is funny it is funny a. hater it's funny when you see somebody. going this guy guy Jordan missed three. shots. today on exactly listen not everybody's. going to make it that's the reality if. you're all running from wolves not. everybody's going to make it there's. going to be a bunch of people that get. taken out that's the only way that we. stay alive it feels feels like a weird. stance to take like I'm upset about this. I'm going to complain about that you're. like life of course but you're. concentrating on the musings of but.

you're doing it we know these people but. you're doing it too yeah let's forget. that all right what's the great [ __ ] out. there all right soda soda or special. coming out there's a lot of great [ __ ]. out there this is a great time UFC is. great you said it best Ari you said. comedy is awesome right now cuz it's. dangerous dangerous fun people get so. mad and everyone laughs at them walking. out angry and it's better like the the. reactions are better it's you got to be. grateful it rules rules it's so popular. right now the failures Among Us are. making Saturday Night Live Shane got the.

host people. complained push if they didn't fire me I. would have never hosted that. [ __ ] he he would have still just. been on there yeah I know I just get. weirded out like people we know are. angry about stuff that's cool I know but. you want to give him a hug you want to. give him a hug let's go let's go for a. we know comedians like believe said this. that like you're comedi I have filtered. all those people I don't want to name. names there's a lot you got you know I'm. talking about you got to figure out how.

to change conversations that's what. everyone to do is as they talk talking. about that horrible [ __ ]. like great weather today huh or I don't. know whatever it is the [ __ ] kind of. advice is that shift conversation away. they go all this suck wanted to talk. race relations sucks you got to go hey. do you guys see the new development in. this that's I've I've hung out with you. at comedy clubs that's not how you talk. that is we. do have you had this macallen it's great. with this advice you should be president. exact bring us all together.

100% bid so Rock Solid I'm saying. everybody Downs you with [ __ ] a. conversation can't you just go can't you. just go something fun here all practice. I'll go hey you see the genocide going. on in Gaza no but dude there's a hike up. there is so [ __ ] good you can go up. to Mada not right now they'll shoot you. you're a Jew that's different side. they'll shoot your nose off negative. negative positive bro they have long. range rifles they'll [ __ ] kill you. you can still go to m there's no doubt. if they see you in the crosshairs oh. yeah that's one of them dude I love it.

as soon as I got back from me everyone's. like oh there's a genocide going on. there I'm like I I don't know man it it. was pretty [ __ ] cool Tea Leaf salad's. great you were at the cool genocide I. wasn't at the. genocide your guys are nuts heard no. we're not nuts we're just like trying to. get you to clarify I'm saying focus on. positive [ __ ] oh yeah IGN about the. weather ignore the genocide ignore. genocide you guys ruin [ __ ]. conversation genocide shut weird that. that's people's love what you mean shut. up about the genocide shut up let's have.

fun I agree yeah let's just ignore all. the horrific things that are happening. well let's focus on the genocide a. little I think we should focus on the. genocide slightly and then have fun all. once we figure that out which what which. genocide yeah one you want to go down. that road how many of the Gen the. multiple genocides going on right now. you want to focus on what about the. weers should we focus on that for a. while should we have break take a break. for having a good time with Bros and be. like let's focus on gen you ever heard a. bar when somebody brings up a [ __ ]. genocide it's the lamest conversation.

guys no one likes it what I'm saying is. you have a tool ready to go change. conversation away from [ __ ] dumb [ __ ]. like genocide and horrible [ __ ] like. politics and have it come back to some. hey did you see this new movie oh that. was great I'm not talking about genocide. I'm talking about people annoyed by a. word or a joke same [ __ ] when it comes. up you're like let's shift this. conversation all right I'll shift. problem is social media right Adam shiff. cuz those people post it and then they. get a bunch of other cucks Pon it's.

going to be a vicious. clip I'm saying in real life don't you. think you should have a tool to steer. conversation away from anger producing. stuff of course so I'm saying as a site. we got to start having these. conversations let's shift as soon as. politics religion genocide any of this. dumb [ __ ] comes. up the negative [ __ ] was like guys what. are we doing important I get sure sure. sure that's what everybody says about. their thing let's shift it's not my. thing you guys ever go on.

Netanyahu going his only fans ask Jew. imagine if he had an only fans God you. here both sides of this stuff get so. [ __ ] dowery no no no if we're going. back to Comics that became look I'm not. worried about Comics that are like. actually righteous and have like a good. point it's just the comics that became. like. speakers like just CNN Democrat. hardcore you know what they have in. common weird you know what they have in.

common that's Insanity low ticket sales. all of them anytime you see somebody. start to post a lot about politic. especially if you're talk you're talking. about like hardcore Democrat politics or. other comedians it's almost. entirely well it's weird they'll get mad. at see people all they talk about and it. becomes like you're just not doing jokes. you're just you're focusing on external. things because you're not happy with the. way you're being received yeah or it's.

making you not just write a joke I was. going to do a joke I was going to do a. joke about it but Jimmy Carr did it and. it's how like if you go on stage and. you're like for real I didn't mean that. I'm sorry they still won't believe you. but it's like you'll you'll not believe. my apology but you'll believe the joke. right they want to believe it you want. to believe the joke that's the weird. thing if I go on it's a game they're. just playing I got you they they're. playing I got you but why this is what. you want to do with your life because. it's just a [ __ ] game it's just like.

playing [ __ ] pickle ball but it also. feels the same [ __ ] it's just they're. playing a game they're trying to win if. they get you to complain about it you. lost too I guess exactly you let them do. you do to a certain extent but sometimes. you can make things seem as foolish as. they actually are and someone if someone. else isn't doing it maybe you should. like at certain at a certain point with. some arguments it really depends on how. much energy you want to invest in it and. whether you're not you recognize. whatever energy you put out on this.

thing is coming back at you like times. 100 right you have to like figure out. what you want to engage with and what. you don't but sometimes you should I. just get confused by it it's confusing. because you're not a [ __ ] idiot if. you're a [ __ ] idiot you'd be diving. right in would you do that trying to get. virt why would you do that trying to get. people to give you. likes fools I mean it fun comic it it's. fun to see a comic [ __ ] on another. comic and you look down at the time. stamp when it's like 2:48 a.m. like all. right you should be dming a.

[ __ ] YouTube rabbit hole yeah we're all. going to die one day what you. Cincinnati's only half sold and it's. Friday night and you have 150,000. Twitter followers and you you you don't. do that when there's an after par. yeah you're not you know yeah what do. you care about people who suck isn't. there so much awesome [ __ ] to pay. attention to I know we got a great time. here but the thing is if people suck in. your industry and they're doing better. than you you just have to understand. like someone disagrees with you all.

these people that are going to see that. guy they disagree with you like you. maybe should think about your delivery. maybe think about what what you are like. how you are being seen by people other. than you also you're on the decide of. everyone's having a good time or you're. against that you decide that everyone. having a good. time bad because they don't love not. walking out let me go [ __ ] do. something else you hate good fun stuff.

my friend is an agent she's like uh so. uh who do you know that's funny cuz. we're getting back into the funny stuff. like we're not checking boxes anymore. we're getting back in a funny people. getting back in a funny comedian agent. what a hilarious thing that's a true. focus on the funny we're going back to. funny we're. forgetting this and that it's all about. funny now I'm like JFL used to be Buck. Wild naughty show would show you the. best coolest stuff the people who get S. on our live for the shortest amount of.

time possible and like anyone who could. be good they be like here it is and now. it's like here's a bunch of check boxes. no no one bothers going yeah but was. that a Dei thing was that a money. thing they whole line all these. hold the line that's that's why UFC is. the. winner are you going to do well who's. better grappling who's better figh and. it's by the way the most diverse company. that's also that's what comedy does too. comedy clubs hold the line just they're.

booking whoever's funny yeah that's when. they don't when they don't hold lines. they don't book booking whoever sells. tickets different than holding you're. concentrating on comedy clubs and. festivals the same way idiots yeah com. festivals are gay and dead gay yeah but. hold the line of funny you've seen clubs. go from like great Bookers to like. suddenly like what happened telling you. as a guy own the mother is holding the. line but yeah but I'm telling you it's. not easy to do you have to have.

extraordinary resources to hold the line. yeah but that's the reason because you. have to have money to fight to say [ __ ]. you you have to be able to say [ __ ] you. used to have a list of of people that. would that would show the lineups to. only one woman or less on the lineups. and he's like well you didn't show. yesterday when there was four women and. it was like and and he'll look back and. go I just I I wish I would have. just pressure you have to understand. he's getting pressure from people that. own the club who are getting pressure. from other outside and I'm saying hold.

the line just do well financially you'll. do well comedically everyone will be. happy just book funny coms you got to be. willing to let it all fall apart yeah if. you have a business this is the only way. you make money and you have 50 employees. and all of them are dependent upon you. to keep the doors open yeah if you have. an email campaign or some kind of crazy. campaign or protest or something you run. the risk of losing money and you if you. get scared if you most comedy clubs most. comedy clubs Ari most comedy clubs make.

a little bit more money than it takes to. run the place most comedy clubs they. don't do great yeah so that Seattle so. you're saying that Seattle place should. book should ban those people because. it's not holding the you captain no I'm. saying hold the line I'm saying Hold the. Line book F people and don't worry about. them cuz they're not real people they're. not real people most do yeah great. you're concentrating on the few that. came I'm saying hold the line you have a.

good club that books good Comics is. great and then suddenly they don't hold. the line and you're like oh you're just. people line well the craziest non. holding the line is the Canadian place. that banned Dave Louie and who else schz. Louis Gomez and oh. [Music]. Jim FL who else one more person Seattle. one more person Dave Smith. no se you're right you're right Seattle. I thought Canadian cuz they're behaving. like canadi yeah they're not holding the. line they're not just like we're just.

going to make fun of you guys do. whatever the [ __ ] you want but they. don't understand that they just Bud. lighted themselves and that's what's. going to happen now hey bud light's. great I know it is great but there was a. thing that happened you remember before. you no I don't I don't uh before you. that's that's happens that's what. happened to Google when they released. that [ __ ] Gemini AI that showed the. Founding Fathers as being all black. people all the NIS we're diverse it's. not going to work out for you whole line. just do what's good and don't fall prey. to that I understand but they don't know.

that they're just trying to stay alive. I'm just telling you that comedy club. Owners for the most part are barely. making it right they're just doing okay. they're doing okay and they have Maniacs. working for them they have to [ __ ]. count on a guy like. you bathtub acid you got from some dude. in the parking lot on Friday night I'm. telling these clubes if you actually do. want to make a living don't fall pre to. what of the [ __ ] bloggers are saying. just book who's funny just book The Good. Comics forget all that club when you get. a world of [ __ ] online it's scary it's.

scary but I'm saying Hold the Line don't. fall pre to it just book The Great. comics and we'll keep coming out in. droves good social media and good. marketing that's possible but if they. [ __ ] up and they went all ice house. and they don't have yeah then it sucks. then you have a real problem Ice House. did that well the Ice House never was. good at booking the show this I say ice. house not in reference to the new ice. house but with the old one the old one. was like one of the greatest clubs of. all time but like on so many nights it'd. be like just the worst comedy there it.

just wasn't good yeah you know because. they didn't have anybody that was. booking it correctly and then you could. come in and you could do shows there and. it'd be amazing you could book your own. shows put it on your Twitter it would be. amazing but then you come the next night. when you didn't do that you're like what. the [ __ ] is going on here cuz they. didn't establish the right social media. presence they didn't establish the right. email list they they didn't have a good. book but look what happens to like a JFL. who doesn't hold it and was like we'll. just book what we think you guys will.

want and then it's like actually nobody. really wants that in terms of ticket. buyers well you want so just [ __ ]. stay with what's funny you will be good. well they're finding out bro that. they're find out that industry is fueled. by Hollywood just for was always in bed. with Hollywood and it never figured out. how to disconnect itself even after. Hollywood wasn't valid anymore it should. have been just like this is the best. Comics that we know of that are alive. right now skankfest forget all the. skankfest exctly no upsale tickets.

[ __ ] industry with skankfest shaneil. you can't get tickets bail on that. Shane what you're saying skankfest you. [ __ ] can't get tickets it sells out. it's [ __ ] swarm exact it's swarm the. line that's what people want Mark when. you get to my level you'll. bail luck be there every year hey good. luck buddy there's always like it's Tim. Dy and Shane on Sunday everyone's like I. think there might be com who knows I'll. bail one day when you get to me you can.

bail Bud all right I think he's going to. hold the line I'm G to hold the line. hold the line we'll see then I'll snort. it I actually got sick I'll be there. this year yeah I'll be there every year. I actually genuinely got very sick it's. a fun time going this year. it's an important thing for comedy my. agent push back every year and I'm like. I got to go you got to go it's an. important thing for comedy because it's. a festival made by comics for Comics. yeah wild it's a wild B beer B beer I. already had like four of them N More I.

don't see anys you're talking too much. we got gank Fest Jo no you're not you're. not Ari is Ari is talking about gay ass. [ __ ] you you guys are fighting about. stuff you actually agree with talk about. gay ass [ __ ] when I'm talking about. important [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] about. some Seattle club that fired [ __ ]. Lewis they [ __ ] up yeah and Lewis was. cool about was like stop attacking this. club they do what they want to do I do. what I want to do yeah that's when you. know you won that's the kind of [ __ ] you. say yeah you go all right whatever yeah. respect to my opponent he's a good man.

thanks for showing up yeah he went uh. the bigger man on there which is good of. Lewis easy big fella there you. go cold it was a cold one he's putting. it down dude damn that was fast D Joseph. such a nice feeling yikes if you did. that in Iraq they'd shoot you they throw. you off a building you do that in Iraq. with from an eagle yeah if you eat yeah. if you try to marry a guy Iraq if beer. they'd be F you know what my favorite be. is don't waste it gays for Palestine.

yeah gays for pal for gay gay for. Palestine rules and they still push in. there they're still R I swear I swear to. God that's a Jewish SC up bro it's. Russia it's Russia and China yeah it's. all what a SC up what does that mean. eological operation designed to subvert. the people's opinions about things gas. light you twist yeah China's doing it. right now that's why everyone's trans. it's happening it's real it's uh you. know one school they found that 50.

something percent of the kids identified. as LBGTQ or non-binary just joking. around dud 50% yeah 50% Jesus that's one. of the odds that that's real well Dr. Phil zero I like that Dr Phil he's a. good man he said it best what I can't. remember but he had a good line oh he. said uh if it's all about equity and. equality why the [ __ ] am I paying 150. grand for this college if it's all going. to come out equal in the wash what am I. going to the school for they never do.

the math on it which is a good point. well the thing is like we're entering. into a world where AI is going to. eliminate most jobs yeah 30% of jobs go. you have to realize that right now if. you're involved in computer programming. good luck [ __ ] face I know they told you. you're supposed to major in this [ __ ]. face if you're if you're studying that. but by the way you can learn from that. and go on do like Jamie what was your. major Walmart I don't know mean the one. I got is recording Arts but it's. [ __ ] recording Arts [ __ ] no. gender studies whatever it wasi that's.

why you got that girl name dude became. the number one podcast producer in the. world yeah how God just doing different. stuff not humble at all. no is that your business card I'll get a. little I'm drink a little a little nasty. leave my Jamie alone he's a good man I. love Jamie so much Jamie how come you. don't come to my house anymore he's. impotent you've been gone come hang out. with me man you've been very since You'. been gone I need to bring you that meat. thermometer I bought a meat thermometer. for you oh that's that's gay code no.

it's not gay no no no no no it's about. digital dude it unlocks it unlocks. grilling yeah it unlocks grilling. there's no guess work anymore I see that. bong Norman needs one it just unlocks it. I'm knee deep in whiskey you Haven you. you had that for suck on this Eagle. [ __ ] n you've had that for two hours. all right shut up and suck on this. Eagle's [ __ ] Bring It On fatty put it. in my ass [ __ ] that's my favorite thing. that you call me yeah Fatt I like when.

you call me fatty I like when he calls. you fatty I feel L pressure I only say. it to people not fat you like you call. it to me you said after my Conan you're. like good job fatty it's not it's one of. my insecurities like being short so when. you call me fatty I'm like that one. doesn't even register I don't like when. they call you short I never call you. short does I call you shorty it's a ter. of endearment you called me fat earlier. [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] me I said you're. big fat [ __ ] I didn't call you.

fat matter [ __ ] you are as F if there's. anybody that loves you more than I do. they're related to I never called you a. short little tiny guy but I am so there. you go but I don't do that cuz I do I. actually love you I only said it because. it was like important for like trying to. get laugh no you reading a kickboxing. book and you were. gay I was it's too cold oh you didn't. finish it give me that Marcus oh you son. of a [ __ ] you have to finish can't give. anybody I finish I didn't finish it I. thought I didn't but I did you can't.

give people your backwash no no that's. all clean bro you ever see those people. that make beer they make like this. fermented beverage and the women spit. into it what yeah Bor Dane told me about. it he went to this place and they they. made him drink this [ __ ] and he's like. dude this lady was spitting in it and. like you have to drink it you don't it. was some South American I've had that. had they spit into it they bury it they. spin through again they give you a. bucket like how much should I drink like. as much as should not be insulting. that's not koser you [ __ ] drink a. bucket of [ __ ] where was it where were.

you Ecuador the Amazon oh that's right. yeah new podcast You' be tripping out. now more stories of this list can I can. I give you advice I actually wanted to. talk to you about this okay I don't. think you should have a podcast that's. about anything other than everything. yeah I hear you but you can always hear. about travel let's do another podcast no. but no no no no no just just arir sees. the world yeah it doesn't ma it doesn't. matter if it's travel it doesn't matter. if it's [ __ ] some AI dork it doesn't.

matter shoot the [ __ ] podcast like this. one just you yeah I hear you just you. but don't limit yourself I hear you the. thing that always drove me crazy like. you had to have these themes for every. show and I'm like but it never stuck on. theme you and I get the only time ever. St on them you and I reviewed one of my. comedy specials my earliest earliest. comedy that's risky which one was it God. that'd be tough I think it was like my. first one no no no usually I did a first. one but that one because I was on tour.

with you was not that one oh I think it. was talking monkeys in space talking. monkeys in space yeah is that Denver. that was fun it was it was uh no yes no. Ohio that was Ohio Ohio yeah yeah Rocky. Mountain High was Denver but it was like. that we stuck but you had thing you. would like have guys like review their. comedy and like I had not listened to it. in [ __ ] 20 years so I forgot about it. all I was like well this is crazy but. that's also okay too yeah AB instead of. having this like one this AR sha sees.

the world I get what you're saying. you're saying that's all I can do but. I'm saying that's just one thing travel. podcast You' be tripping out now Mark. Norman's on the tomorrow but I'm saying. there's Al there's lots of other stuff. we can do too right like this thing you. know you know trust me trust me trust me. about this we should go to Spain to. discuss Spain we should go to Spain to. discuss I would like to discuss Spain in. Spain why don't we bring some equipment. and we'll do it in Madrid okay fador. that's fun no f is funny it wasn't. Madrid though it was outside Madrid. there you go Mark there you go we've.

been waiting for three. hours uh but my point is Ari do Ari you. can do all those things together like I. have MMA podcast that's I think I think. you have more than one thing I think you. doing a travel one's all right though. yeah I think it's it's okay to Mush them. all together you lots of different. things I think you should Bain it you. should actually do it I do I do some of. those but here's my thing put it all. under one Hub instead of having it all. in a bunch of different podcasts like I. like the travel one but I don't like the.

music One put it all together I get it I. do high LEL yoga as. well this is the. name you never done it you can't touch. your toes this is the thanks I'll touch. my toes right now dude no homo okay. watch this not bad not bad fair enough I. understand corrected AR shafir you can't. touch your toes ar shafir your he that's. your heel you dumb Jew Ari shafir sees. the world yeah dumb Jew that's a p Jew. is a p that's not bad either yeah.

especially right now a lot of people. click on it just for hate yes I agree. yes yes these dumb Jews I like you could. be like stand up here travel podcast. You' be tripping about. now here there this there it's all under. the umbrella of these guys doing [ __ ] I. think travel. podcast one put it all together it is. all together under if you search no one. podcast with all those things connected. don't have multiple podcasts we do. different things like eat food and do.

yog my old one just put them all. together Ari shafir sees the world you. got a lot of content in that there is a. new travel podcast but if you have it if. you call it AR shafir. world it's everything it's everything. you do it's anything all together and. it's just you that's what you need you. don't need a bunch of people down I. don't want to subscribe to four. different [ __ ] podcasts shut the [ __ ]. up stupid put it all together my stup's. not a podcast whatever the [ __ ] I'm not.

talking about he can't lose I think he. can never. admit what he can't admit his wrong well. what are you saying cuz he has skeptic. tank or whatever skeptic tank was that. run it's dead but it wasn't that it was. themed but it was also Seas the world we. did stuff about about areas we stuff but. you had a theme I will say this is I did. your pod and it's a good idea I did it. too but it's all us talking about our.

[ __ ] travel right now say we're. trying to Bo I miss talking Bo I know we. also do that you're saying start another. podcast ARA sees the. world here. top 10 of iTunes right now better than. anybody can I have an opinion well. obviously not yeah when it second best. of anybody when it comes when it comes. to podcast advice maybe you should. listen to the guy who might have. invented it just list but what what are.

you to say youve been wrong every time. you've ever suggested anything when it. comes to podcast you are you are. consistently wrong I one of the best new. early new podcast in the world stupid. 2003 yeah the [ __ ] are you talking about. I love you yeah I think you. suck I I think I think you're very I. think you you got a little you got a. little gay ass Bourdain in you yeah I. got a bouraine in me I think I think if. you do the travel pod and you actually.

incorporate traveling into it great oh. my God I let me tell you I finally are. coming Mark Norman have you peed yet no. those episodes AR coming sh did I didn't. know we were comp. I've let's go to Spain and do yours. 100% part of it going overseas do there. not that's going to be too hard on the. Pod no I do it when I'm out when I'm. gone let's do one Ro all right and I. don't think you have to it doesn't have.

to be weekly no Absol you can just do it. when you do it right now I'm doing. bi-weekly doing it twice a week. and I think I get it it could be. whatever that's what it is I would I. would love to go. I would love to go to Spain you and me. [ __ ] hang out and chat away from. Madrid kiss little little in El Norte. down on it what's in that picture this. yeah coffee water yeah give me some give. me some. AWA I'm going whiskey and beer by the. way you guys are only going beer yeah.

you're always the most sober dude every. time we I took mushrooms and you didn't. you took one block it turns out it. wasn't I took two blocks and it didn't. do anything I knew it I knew I should. have taken two right away you're bad. Shaman I I mean I'm just trying to warn. you with those. blocks I I feel the the half a block hey. but I'm doing whiskey next special. October April 26 in Washington DC let's. go oh special yeah even though I should.

not devote my time to a podcast I am. also doing a special my time I also. happen to be a standup comic we're both. selling horribly in Tennessee so forget. mhis. mhis on the road nextal April 26th r. .c DC and now you got a new one we both. put one out I don't know I put one out. in September year October think yeah. yeah it's hard you got to write new [ __ ]. yeah and we're we're working on it so. come see us yeah now that uh Joe's gone.

we can. promote so uh say hello on the road also. I think I think a travel podcast is. obviously it's a [ __ ] great idea yeah. that's crazy but you got to watch out if. you interview [ __ ] Ian F Dan about. going to [ __ ] Eerie Pennsylvania it's. not going to be that it's all weird fun. places but I will go to Spain with you. and do it there instead instead of AIO. fly to Spain yeah I'll fly to. Spain you know what I'm thinking when. we're free over sum I'm think I'm.

thinking as soon as I get done with this. hour yeah I can't wait yeah I'm going to. take like a couple months I think I'm. going to it's my my real my real. Chappelle Africa is I'm going to go live. in Spain for Spain I love bro I've never. been it's you've never met a culture. that doesn't give a [ __ ] about anything. dude 2m let's just drink it small food. I'm talking no one gives a [ __ ] really. across the board this term CS banks are. just like yeah it's [ __ ] noon we're.

going to all take a nap a little siesta. yeah no the Siesta is yeah how long are. you there for a year I was there I was. only there 6 months 6 months yeah wait. when was this I was there for a year. it's coming inter episode of you be. tripping you were there for 6 months. it's coming it's coming it's coming it's. coming it's coming it's coming I missed. that Spain rules uhoh get him get him oh. doesn't like black guys doesn't like. part black guys I know I know he's. shaped like a monkey but it's still okay.

it's still okay B he's a. human. cut cut it it's about me it's okay yeah. no but I met he's short and he looks. like all he's got a gorilla gorilla hand. I'm shaped like a. primate you are very primate not a bad. thing you're primate like it's better. than being a stor I wish I was I wish I. had more primate imagine getting stor. [ __ ] you do and until it goes sideways.

yeah yeah like like that dude came up. William Montgomery yeah came up to you. he's like what was that oh you're like. I'll [ __ ] kill you every got a. percentage right well I actually did. well you put out a uh what do you call. it a cold tank video and your dong was. really popping thank you I'll tell you. you in the cold. before I don't know if you saw it I. don't know if you ever saw it first time.

we did the cold plunge me and Matt we. had our podcast that week I was like bro. I did the podcast or I I did the cold. plunge with Joe God damn and then when. you have to get in next and he's. standing next to you and his Dong's just. right like. you you got a good dong bro thank. you thick one you got a thick one bro. and you can your own dick I can no which. where was that Fear Factor app no just. just fle that's a flexibility thing no. and you it does require a h not just.

flexibility if you had a one incher yeah. you can't suck your dir but girls can. eat their [ __ ] Whats no you have a. different algorithm than I do wait a. minute you see those girls you see those. girls that are allowed to breastfeed and. pull their tits out because they have a. fake baby that's nice there's a [ __ ]. old they found a hack in the system they. rubber baby and they pull out these big. juicy tits and they stick them in the. mouth of a rubber baby giant milky. [ __ ] The Whiskey Bottle it's not.

girls girls can eat their own. [ __ ] looks like there's two girls there. I don't those I see the one you said. was I don't recommend any of this. Behavior wow but it is possible it has. been done I licked my this is what I'm. talking about when someone brings up. politics girls lick their giant does the. giant difference dick that's pretty good. and a [ __ ] hold on a second what Norman. just said he licked his own dick I. licked it but it took a lot of.

stretching and a lot of yoga and a lot. of hours you spit on it you didn't lick. it no I got a lick like no way yeah. exactly touch it to your tongue but then. I felt weird about it I as well you. should I watched a dude in a video that. a friend sent me I really wish he hadn't. but this guy was uh this guy was. inverted and he was like pumping into. his own mouth and ejaculating and then. he pumps into his own mouth again and. ejaculates again he's a. hero if it was a woman the guy would be.

a hero if he's really filled with scum. Tony did you say that. Tony oh my God I can't. believe he's the straightest gay guy. that's ever existed like at the cuss of. like being he could cross over with any. stiff wind I I. I any stiff breeze that fence blows down. and he's in the land of gay I think he's. a heterosexual but if in 35 years he he.

comes out he comes out as gay we'd all. be like oh I mean yeah I wouldn't be. Tony does so well he does well it's. stunning he does so well G the girls. that he dates are so beautiful so hot. they're so pretty all right never mind. listen to Meo SK Tony has been killing. it since the moment I met him even when. he wasn't doing well right Tony look. it's it's again it's a [ __ ] Talent.

thing do you have the talent if you have. talent you like Jeff Ross gets laid yeah. he's no disrespect no disrespect to. highest laate to eyebrow ratio in comedy. [Laughter]. Tony me and me and Theo I like two days. ago I was with Theo and we were talking. about Tony and it's so funny we all do. the same thing about Tony where we like. we make fun of him like that show was. what I just did was. unbelievable but we all make fun of him.

and then we're all like for real though. I lovey I love he's the show is amazing. he one of favorite people but him. personally like every time I see him I'm. like nice hey buddy nice to see you. he host kill Tony he is the best host of. any show that has ever existed that's my. position good host he's so. good Tucker Carlson to kill Tony last. night Tucker Carlson had no idea what.

did you say how'd you set it up how'd. you set it up this I set it up we were. all having. dinner I'm having dinner with tuck. Carlson and Lex fredman and we're having. staks having a good time women's rights. we were a little bit lgbtq and on we. were talking about wild [ __ ] he told me. [ __ ] that I can't wait to tell you I. can't wait to tell you some wild [ __ ]. please tell me about the war in Ukraine. I'm going to tell you some [ __ ] that.

you're going to it's just going to go sh. we have 20 minutes anyway I like the guy. he's a fun guy when we're done here. anyway I'm hanging out with Tucker we're. talking about the club he's like I think. it's amazing what you've done here I go. you want to come to the club I go kill. Tony's on tonight I go kill Tony is the. foundation it's the Bedrock of standup. comedy in the known universe does he. have any idea what you're talking about. no ideaa so I have to tell him he goes. how much can comedians make doing comedy. so so I say kill Tony sold out Madison.

Square Garden two nights in a row in an. hour yeah in an hour he goes what I go. really I go I'm going to take you to. kill Tony right now I'm going to go. let's just go to the club do you have. anything to do tonight he's like no I go. great so I. tuck I'm on my way with tuckeron Tony. text me back during the show Show's. happening it's going on by the way at. the beginning of the show before. anything Ashley. Jud Winona wiona Ashley doesn't wona. J she sang that and then no Fu that.

up I blame budl for my. poor Bud light's the. best one thing I love about Shane is. he's not a sellout when that guy no it. turns out bud light's nice dude drinking. responsibity I been drinking it all. night. anyway yeah she K she goes on stage and. sings and the audience Goes Bananas they. don't even know she's coming they go. ladies and gentlemen Ashley jot 45. second round of applause right anyway so.

in the middle of the show the show's. already going on I text him I'm coming. over with Tucker Carlson's on right now. he goes jump on stage I go [ __ ] yeah so. Tucker doesn't know this so I'm in the. backstage right behind the curtain I go. this is the crowd I you hear him out he. goes this is amazing I go we're going to. go on stage right now he's like what I. go I'm going to bring you up and so Tony. goes my two favorite people just drop by. Joe Rogan and Tucker cousin we go to the. C. holy everybody goes nuts it was.

hilarious wow cam patteron goes my. grandma hates you it it was amaz we saw. after afterwards he was like I called. him a a [ __ ] N. word it was hilarious W Tucker Carlson. had some zingers it was he had some to. surprise him with it where it's like. it's not just like I'm going to bring. you on stage to a comedy show it's like. he had no idea this is a very specific. kind of thing by the way Tony you can do. lots of stuff don't just do kill Tony uh. but you can do but but like you just. bring him into that environment wait.

what did you just say what the [ __ ] did. you just say you given advice to Tony. like I gave advice to you yes I'm making. fun of you I was like Tony me I'm giving. you good advice you [ __ ] dumbass he. likes the Zin too the Tucker yeah he. does interesting but to bring him into. that environment no idea no idea no idea. and so he just goes on stage the. audience goes nuts he sits down he's. like this is incredible yeah yeah this. what we do Dam so was fun you have. zingers he had some zingers did Lucas.

come. in David Lucas no David's out of town. unfortunately that would have been. perfect but William Montgomery murdered. William Montgomery. mured damn William Montgomery is another. dude who's just coming into his own. right now he's coming into his own by. the way I saw I saw it day one listen. I've know that guy day one I remember I. remember you guys I remember we were at. the Vulcan he would go on he'd sit.

backstage you guys would be like man you. sucked I'd pull him as side and go bro. well that's not real that's not real. I've known believe Montgomery since La. not real I've known him since La I. watched. it said he sucked sucked but like I. never said he sucked I tried to get. himas what the [ __ ] was that all I tried. to ever do which he did was ditch the. notes ah yeah that's it will Montgomery. he used to go on stage with a notebook. remember read off the notes like you. can't you can't do that you're so there.

going dude keep reading the notes it's. so funny so much better though right. yeah yeah yeah right now he's better I. think I think I think he's extremely. funny he's funny as [ __ ] dude I saw him. at at kill Tony Houston I think and it. was like it you just don't know what. you're going into it's just like are you. really mad you know who's a fan of his. The Black Keys so I have the Black Keys. in the podcast like we [ __ ] love. William Mikey you want to see him. tonight and they're like [ __ ] yeah so. they were coming to the Clum already by.

the way never been to C standup both Dan. and Patrick that's not true Dan or both. no way Patrick. one% but never saw standup live Patrick. 100% he's the big standup fan they're. both standup fans but I don't know if. Dan had seen it before but Patrick 100%. told me he had never seen live standup. till he T came to my club what never. seen live stand he only watched it on. YouTube or on on Netflix or whatever so. they could tell me they're a fan of.

William so I go William you're GNA go up. tonight I'm G have you go up second. because you can't have William go up. first cuz. two people don't know what the [ __ ]. going on first yeah so he goes up second. and murders all the greatest hits and. they're dying I was in the balcony with. the Black Keys while they were dying. watching William Montgomery and I set it. up it was amazing it was amazing nice it. was amazing so what's Tucker doing what. does he think after the show did he like. he gone away we went to BS yeah we hung. out MIT yeah cuz he doesn't drink right.

he doesn't drink but he's hanging out. with a bunch of [ __ ] drunks got a lot. of hugs there was a lot of sweaty. armpits on his shoulder oh God it's. annoy sometimes you ever see that guy. trying to get tuckle Carlson without. realizing it's him he's fishing in. Central Park some guy's like what are. you doing here he goes what do you mean. how much how do we have he was very nice. how much time an hour whatever want and. come back go whz bro but he goes what. are you doing he goes I'm allowed to. fish this podcast is like six hours old.

it always is it's fun but this is the. craziest one it's the best how many. hours are we in Jamie four hours we. could just turn it off and keep going. but we'd be doing the same thing we' be. doing the same we're going to be doing. the same thing in an hour in the [ __ ]. Green Room felt like an hour that's what. I'm talking about [ __ ] the guy's like. he's like why you filming the guy's like. I'm allow he goes I know you're allowed. sir I'm asking you why you doing he so. nice he so nice no it's legal to fish. here the guy had no idea who he was. filming he just thought he was filming a. random long time ago it was I thought it. was like 5 years ago no I think there's.

like early 2000s well there's so many. narratives he's like you're allowed to. fish in any pond in New York obviously. everybody's bad it's all narrative it's. all just like Vibes and [ __ ] he's. not a bad guy man he's not hung out with. the dude he's not a bad guy I met him a. couple of times tour with a dead he's. just he's just a guy went on the road. with the dead follow him around he was a. Grateful Dead head they got the bad idea. about all these people he just he's in. the [ __ ] Belly of the Beast and he. recognizes 10 years ago okay fly fishing.

in Central Park what a [ __ ] dork what. a [ __ ] hippie nerd he is you guys. think he's the evil he's a hippie well. he's a fly fisherman in Central Park. yeah he lives in Maine and he he hunts. and fishes in Maine and he lives in. Florida sometimes he's a good dude man. how you doing bud I'm telling he's just. very odd he's very odd he's the most. Canadian American there is is he. Canadian no but he like how you doing. sir right he just got that bu he's.

California yeah he's from La he's a nice. guy man I'm telling you it's just like. he takes on controversial subjects and. becomes a light lightning rod for hate. if he told me he never mushro we have to. for sure he's done. I don't believe you he did a lot of coke. man he talks about really that was his. thing he's I'm telling you man he's a. lightning rod for what why is it why did. they get a Vibe on someone because he. was on Fox News he was challenging them. he goes we shouldn't be at War right wow.

on on Fox News not in his off time on. Fox News going what are we doing in this. [ __ ] Stan RFK is against War well the. problem is that like we all classify. people as on our tribe or not on our. tribe good or bad are we in or we out is. it's ideological it's too dumb and as. people like us people like you and me. and you as well that used to be on the. left I would consider myself on the left. most most of my life until I was like in. my late 40s and I was like what are you.

guys doing this is crazy well they lost. the plot uh the plot was supposed to be. free speech open dialogue. communication acceptance of all people. as long as they're not doing something. [ __ ] up to [ __ ] destroy other. people's lives I think it's just the the. militant left is what we're against so. pushes everyone to the right but we're. like no no you guys are speak for us. suddenly won that's where China won they. won they empowered that [ __ ] radical.

excitable insane schizophrenic [ __ ]. SSRI adult left the left the left that. was like the most Bonkers of Bonkers. Shane put your [ __ ] headphones on Tik. Tock got in there. my headphones on the whole time you. didn't get any what do you think about. this ban at Tik. Tok I love it it's coming we need it get. it out of our society don't want it it's. garbage get it out of and Instagram and. Twitter and Facebook ban it all spoken. like a chew Jew ban it all listen.

this true. Jew cuz IDF cuz they're exposing what's. happening in Palestine ban it all I'm so. drunk I said to Jew. everybody two he's spoking like a two je. it off two I don't even two je call the. SC. Brothers je I know my. rights um but no fire that up who's.

getting it next You Can't Ban anything. Ari Mark I say [ __ ] stay off Twitter I. did one Mark you did one you c one I did. four I did four. don't smoke John McAfee's meth okay. don't go on Tik Tok obviously don't ban. it but but not obviously you [ __ ] but. ban it all what you said was ban it you. piece of [ __ ] yeah you're a goddamn.

fascist anytime we can get off the phone. is better ban it all no ban it all let. people stay on the phone if they're so. [ __ ] dumb if they get killed by. wolves they're the slowest [ __ ]. at the end of the line let them get. killed by there's wolves [ __ ]. chineses there's Chinese Tik Tock wolves. and they're trying to make you. trans and they know what the [ __ ]. they're doing Chinese TI over they're do. in China they're doing pushups and Kung.

Fu and they're [ __ ] people up that. [ __ ] up you ever seen Chinese uh movies. I love Chinese movies bro Chinese movies. where they hire like hot shot American. actors to like B level and them get the. [ __ ] beaten out of them by Chinese super. soldiers they're amazing yeah Frank did. a couple of the blurry. porn Japanese Japanese is that Japanese. Chinese does not blur in fact they break. out the. miners oh hey well bring it on just.

saying send me a link as long as they're. weers I don't have. a but for real what are they you they. wanted what are they doing the wigers. making iPhones do you want an iPhone or. not no one. cares Muslims are getting killed at. slavery right now you know you can't. even buy a fair phone in America I got. high the other day and I decided I'm. going to I'm going to go full Eco you. can't even do it you can't buy a fair. phone in America what's a fair phone a. $700 phone it's a phone that is like.

sustainably sourced materials no it's. not expensive it's not it be a few if a. couple you can replace the battery it's. modular you can place let's do regular. ones. Ari you [ __ ] we're talking about. Fair phones yeah why can't you buy one. you can but you can only buy it if you. live in another country what yeah it's. crazy right all these Li here you can't. buy a fair phone I don't know what the. deal is but in America you can't buy. this phone called a fair phone and the.

fair phone is a phone that's like. sustainably sourced like they get all. their Cobalt through ethical mining. allegedly I don't know what's real but. you can pop off the back you remove the. battery you can take up every single. piece of it is modular could be. replaced yeah why don't they have that. that's crazy they have it in another. country but why it should be readily. available here for all the liberals who. are like yeah you're literally tweeting. on a phone that's made by slaves it's. most most of the virtual signaling if.

you get to the sadar Cara who wrote this. book and he did a lot of investigative. journalism on the Congo talking about. Cobalt mining tiny Asian hands you get. to the end no it's Africans if you get. to the end of the. mining it's [ __ ] people pulling out. minerals with rocks sticks and [ __ ]. pulling [ __ ] out and and they're getting. toxic F yeah but Trump's mean sometimes. yeah give me a beer. trying yeah trying to get more am yeah. which one of you guys is going to vote.

for Donald Trump which one of us isn't. one you guys I don't vote but I'm in. whatever you guys decide as a country. RFK you going to vote for RFK he seems. fun V for Trump I'm going to vote for. Donald Trump Donald you had to vote for. Trump or Biden who are you voting for uh. well I voted for Biden last time what I. did yeah that's so gay I was mad about. the uh Joe Joe the comedy stuff that. makes it. worse it's you don't think it's going to.

kick up again what's that you just bong. another one yeah you might be my Sil do. that to honor this is out of I didn't. want to do this but this is just to. honor you I didn't want any Fan Fair I I. he want to do that for the love game. them secretly that's how I do it the. game it's good to see it's I honor you. with this I'm all about the Love of the. Game Show the honor can I just say if. you vote you're a [ __ ] dork get out. of the system you're a [ __ ]. D fan Tik talk and no voting there you.

go I like Elizabeth Warren ramp up the. Patriot Act Ari let's make it even more. hardcore and definitely start your. traveled that can and put it in your. that was the first one. first one first one it's the first one I. I was hoping you didn't see it you did. yes definitely start your travel podcast. when you can't [ __ ] travel anymore. cuz you signed up for a ban on Tik Tok. you signed up for centralized digital. currency you took the vaccine I'm going. to Cuba everything oh great communist.

because I want more bananas go plant. bananas you [ __ ] bitched bananas what. plantains PLS plantains I need fried Cub. wake up Jamie play the [ __ ] thing. we're already banned on YouTube just. play it will you bong a couple can you. can you do like some extracurricular. offshore work is there a is there a. cover of America [ __ ] yeah we can. playing.

jie. America. America. [ __ ] to save the [ __ ] day. America [ __ ] yeah M over only. way lick all my balls dude I can't. believe people think we're dumb is it. suck my ass well listen let's be real. they're right if you're right now doing. a lot of string theory work on a yellow. legal pad I was before this podcast.

we're dumb we're dumb we're dumb if you. get if you get on stage tonight you're. dumb huh yeah if you try to get on stage. after [ __ ] AR sha feir you're dumb. you don't know what you're doing you got. follow wait we are getting on ston we. doing but you but if you're a string. theorist right if you're a string. theorist thinks everybody is [ __ ]. stupid cuz they don't understand your. nonsense you write on a chalkboard with.

squiggly lines and n's and A's who was. that academic guy who said stand Up's. easy because you have a captive audience. and they're all they're all drinking a. Democrat said that like an academic God. damn it I'm GNA find you guarantee he. was a Democrat no it's some academic it. goes stand up is easy it was one of. those high level academic names you know. stand up is easy it's a captive audience. and you're all drinking so it's. obviously easy and I want like I want to. bring you to the stand for three shows. in a row well how about bring you to. Mother sh go on after Shane yeah good. luck good luck [ __ ] face good luck [ __ ].

face gang good luck good. luck everyone stupid if you don't malol. Gladwell one of those kind of guys. they're all. silly never say that dude Jamie you got. to find this for me um Malcolm is a. sweet guy I've had him on of the podcast. I can kill him in a small room it was. him in a minimal amount of time I. finally got is he the British gy Malcolm. would eat hot dog. [ __ ] Shane if you want went Brian.

Simpson who's got a new Netflix special. right now live at the Mother Ship. available right now go on after Brian. Simpson Malcolm Gladwell or stop talking. [ __ ] oh. wait that's him that stand up is easy. oh dude I'm uncomfortable that I. remembered. this I'm sure he said this in just in. good faith no no I think he said well I. don't know you're right you're right. maybe I'm getting caught up in had.

Malcolm on the podcast he's a good guy. doesn't mean Hees stand up he's dealing. with people in a tightly controlled. setting that Jeff. with a rich set of expectations. governing their. behavior this was making fun of us Doone. with alcohol you know and create an. expectation that laughter is the. appropriate response to what they're.

doing I cannot imagine a better set of. circumstances an easier set of. circumstances for navigating uh a social. situation than those. bastard bro I know bro 1989 in 1989 Greg. Fitz Simmons got attacked on stage at. stitches comedy club in Boston in 89. this guy jumps on stage Fitz Simmons and. him get into a [ __ ] Donnie Brook. they're [ __ ] brawling in the middle.

of this comedy club in 1989 in Boston. the the the security guards jump on. stage they tackle this guy fit Simmons. this guy are [ __ ] duking it out Fitz. Simmons the guy goes into the audience. they they arrest him they take him out. of there fit Simmons goes anybody else. want some of. this [ __ ] it right away imagine he's a. [ __ ] bloody lip and he finishes he. set respect respect imagine being an. audience member and going here's some.

short pale guy I can take him and you're. like you chose Greg Fitz Simmons you. idiot does his fight he fights people. that get him in trouble socially he's an. Irish guy from Irish I've been friends. with GRE Greg and I started out one week. apart from each other wow great egg he a. [ __ ] awesome human being rules he's. awesome but I mean I this is like 89. this is like before Greg was Greg before. he was Emmy Award winner all that. [ __ ] well that makes you softer yeah.

but he's he's like he's still the same. dude he still goes hard oh yeah he still. goes hard he still goes hard angry I try. to get him to move here like he's got a. life he's got a life what does that mean. I had a life too he has a golf course. right next to him shut the [ __ ] up. there's golf courses out here that. aren't filled with. liberals give one to Mark Mark's Mark's. over there whiskey here you still had. the same one dude you got [ __ ] you got. to eag hair you got whiskey he takes.

like that much whiskey and pours water. it has pouring water on it but you guys. haven't had any whiskey hold on can I. say this I had a lot I've got the bottle. right here saw Jo three different. no way I'm driving anywhere tonight have. to go the end [ __ ] imil I say this. The Improv tonight we've done this now. this is the 11th and I took mushrooms I. want to open up an improv here just for. a flex Joe give me one.

second the same rare I would let Adam. Corolla keep the number one podcast in. the world on get book of world they they. have a Comedy Festival in town and Joe. is doing his own Festival three days is. in a row at his show at his at his Club. it's a fle that's. we Flex let me get one time out okay. Shane time out time out SNL timeout. Jihad shut up so this is this is the. 11th the 11th one 14th so far we've all.

died yeah the one person who has always. never died what do you mean. died no listen we got to keep him right. where he is died Joe died he knows what. he's doing keep him where di we all we. all need our certain place we but listen. we need our certain place World single. one of these we alone let you're the one. who doesn't die I don't have those quips. inside of me let them be functional he. puked on the. tablee I disagree I think it's too late.

for this one but Mark you got to catch. up bro you got to catch up and then. every time every time you go you got to. catch up he goes I was drinking whiskey. you had two sips C you're the guy who. chugs. we're all dying and I took shroom list. to. me listen to me we are approaching five. hours into a podcast that can change the. election. Trum.

TR I think McGovern I think we need to. we need to respect our position in this. cultural World we're yeah I don't. respect it I don't respect you do you do. and that's where for next. time what do you want for me I never. turned down a a a bong this is what I. want from bring on bring on the bong. this is what I want from. your shafir 1 2 3 4 5 6 78 count mine I.

[ __ ] off they're all full of refu Sal. wait a minute Shane only has two. something is a Miss. Shane you've been stealing his empties. you [ __ ] idiot I don't want it one. time you son of a [ __ ] oh. [ __ ] obviously she drinks more than me. I'm drinking responsibly drink. Digger. America [ __ ] yeah coming again.

[ __ ]. obesity Jamie's back we're back J Don't. Be Afraid Jamie have a YouTube version I. know it's more work but it's 20 extra. minutes AI I'll do it for you it's not. what it's about I don't know contract. now it's time to talk. turkey talk about the. economy about Supreme Court woo and.

civil. liberties and train wow that Smash and. grab is out of control and Tick Tock. Bans yo did you watch uh you watch the. sa of the Union any of you guys watch. that I watched it. n nutty I watched it with my dick in my. hand it was kind I was doing body weight. squats was kind of sad to watch well. they hit Biden with some good chemicals. the whole gang was on the same page both.

sides you get on that Biden cocktail oh. I'd love to get that. cocktail it's got to be better than the. Kennedy cocktail oh yeah the Biden. cocktails got to be like days from Death. cocktail well you know tough. is. day bit buddy bit you can't be this cute. cannot be this cute bit Come on B it's. unfair to be this cute you know what's. unfair is the uh Viagra old people just.

had to suck it up and KN it a boner and. now kids today are doing Viagra at like. 21 yeah back in the day you had a rope. around the base your balls you just t. f you you risk blacking out pull off. like a. bow you be like pulling on. it remember those night you couldn't get. it.

up bro the day they figured out Viagra. was like the day they figured out the. internet like everything has changed. Everything's changed the game has moved. on has moved on 80-year-olds are. [ __ ] that's [ __ ] Mur having kids. rert Mur 92 that changed. everything nice in the you that goddamn. Whiskey Bottle you [ __ ] Savage not. he's going accept your [ __ ] critique. squeeze that dick off like a [ __ ] you're.

being you're being fair squeeze that. dick off like a garden hose in the 70s. you're going to fill that bottle up. aren't you I would have if I started it. from scratch Joe you're big fair I. apologize I should have just piss in the. bottle I wish you did it in the hallway. but it's okay well that was the original. uh like one more one can I ask a. question do we ever show you [ __ ]. barfing like a [ __ ] baby I have the. video how's babies barf like. you how do how baby.

barfing a big expert you show you. barfing like a baby how's baby. baring you got a baby b what how much do. you think it would cost to give drink. bro get someone to drink a [ __ ]. whiskey bottle filled with your piss a. bottle not a whiskey shot a bottle if. you had that dude from OPI and. Anthony baby no the dude big no no no no. no no Pat Duffy Pat the baby bird Pat. from p no Pat.

Duffy Pat from munaki the guy who threw. R let it ride look that's all piss. that's all piss imagine that's nothing. how much money would you have a dick. into your patreon account dude well you. got to hand it to AR cuz you're old and. you're hanging in there dude you could. really you could have retired by now I'm. 10 years older than. him yeah but just's going. well a godamn.

train. $87 and you work out currently regularly. he's a mess his life is Cho cheese all. be day for a [ __ ] week yeah but AR's. capable of firing up me and him went out. to the bar night when we when we had. that sober October fitness challenge he. was the only guy I worried about yeah. really yeah yeah cuz I'm like really cuz. he's a psycho also I will do the thing. where I'm like guys guys let's not let's. not try let's not try let's not try.

secret I'll try until they discover it. and you know what I almost did you know. what I almost did but I had inquiries. out getting Michelle wolf to wear my. strap for [ __ ] I know but I was but. you said running when you said you're. running everywhere and Michelle to her. credit was like 100% I'll be quiet. forever for that a but when you said. that I was like Michelle's gonna. die I'm G take Michelle to hell wow. that's how deep you go I'mma take. everybody to Hell Michelle rules there. was no there's no doubt I was going take.

I was going to take you all to hell yeah. I it's just that one [ __ ] hunting. trip where you worked out for [ __ ] 18. hours a day for four straight days no it. was the one day that I watched John Wick. 50 times in a row and I I literally did. 7 hours of cardio on elliptical and set. off my fire alarm can I just say I set. off my fire alarm with my body steam. it's can I say what a motivator spite is. that no one's taking advantage of spite. as a motivator to hurt your friends to. work out to read do whatever is so there.

it wasn't even that [ __ ] yeah it was you. wanted to be BT no you think it that was. what it was athletic but it was like I. was feeding that WF. he. [Applause]. is he's athletic if you like L like. division three [ __ ] yeah he's. athletic W Gauntlet Throne i w I was I. was like letting the wolf out of the. cage now what does the wife think she. didn't like it she doesn't going to say. she she didn't she didn't want me to do.

it next year I've Met's boyfriend he's. not happy when when ran gets in the cage. ah it's not when I get in the cage I. unlock it wow that was the problem. you're like the Hulk I'm always this. the problem is I was like oh oh I forgot. this was in there right and then like we. were doing that Fitness thing I was like. I'm going to kill every would think it'd. be GSP who unlocks it let's kickbox. together it's not it's the [ __ ]. fattest piece of [ __ ] alcoholic who. [ __ ] gets you the [ __ ] Wild Well. he was just saying he was going to win. I'm like I'm going to kill you yeah.

you're going to die you're going to die. I'm going to drag you to like where I'm. about to die and you're not going to. live I'm going to make it to get like. let's see what you can do if you can get. close I'm going to go further I'm like. I'm going leave in a little bit I was. drinking electroly all Tails I was EA. nothing but RI eyes it was bizarre we. need to protect our Parks challenge we. just drink we just like don't care. easier that's way healthier yeah way.

healthier it's way healthier I don't. like that part of me really yeah I don't. like it I don't like it competitive I. cannot lose it's not a competitive thing. it's it's murderous it's way different. than. competitive it's goes way further yeah. it's basically like bombing Gaza like. you will not win there'll be no more. which was like I was saying to a friend. of mine today I was like what Israel is. doing to Gaza is like what a fifth. grader would do if you said if you were. the president of the world how would you.

stop all wars somebody [ __ ] me I'll [ __ ]. you are. 50,000 times more I'm I'm going to bomb. hospitals I'm. bomb yeah why are they why are they bu I. don't know I don't give a [ __ ] I don't. vote I don't you're not going to be. caught into this why there human I don't. think you are I don't care listen that's. that's why there's human beings that's. why my side's America I don't I'm not.

over there that's C the reason why this. human beings still in 2024 is because. somewhere along the line someone decided. that the only way to do this is to go. full bagavat G. full I am become death destroyer of. worlds I will drop nuclear bombs that's. what [ __ ] Oppenheimer said I will. drop nuclear bombs out of. [ __ ] stop I will show you I'm capable. of. [Music].

America free Palestine I look when. Palestine rape those Thai Nationals who. at a music festival that. rulle TI Nationals that rule they're. just out at a festival having a good. time obvious obvious good job Palestine. rap way to rape Tha Nationals wa what. about. the what about for just one second you. go hey maybe we shouldn't have raped.

those Thai Nationals maybe that was an. oopsy I love. y there's other people at the festival. did. you the. got raped and murdered out of 1200 no no. I'm just saying wasn't that an oopsy. Palestine everybody on that side. couldn't you be like that was wrong. could you just for one moment go yeah we. shouldn't have raped and murdered those. Thai Nationals brother I think they. admit that that was I think Candace.

Owens is making a video about you right. now oh [ __ ] show me anywhere they've. said that both sides are [ __ ]. [ __ ] stop killing pull up the uh the. tie uh versus the wom are going obvious. hold on what he just said say it again. stop killing end of story that's it okay. what about the hostages what about them. what about them what about them guys I'm. having a great day in Austin I'm getting. paid way too much to do a comedy club. tonight where I'm too drunk to perform. everything's pretty good in my world.

allegedly allegedly you're going to be. fun yeah yeah you're doing comedy. America America's obviously still number. one did you see the Tha lady boys are. fighting with the Trans people why. because they're like hey you're stealing. our Thunder I did a bit in my special. about lady boys people like that's. transphobic I'm like they're different. than you oh they're fighting yeah. they're going at it it's a a news story. really pull it up lady boys different. category thank you give it a goo it's.

it's a real problem J Mo also cheer up. dude you've been a real [ __ ] this. cheer up for Brian Simpson his new. Netflix special available right now live. at the Mothership on Netflix look great. look great what's it called again comedy. is great live from the mother one that's. the one on he was uh Simpson just put in. b r i a there it is huge transsexual. prostitute brawl this is the Brian. Simpson trailer 100 strong lady boy mob.

fighting in Bangkok Turf War dude. they'll go nuts on you with es was going. to Happ keep going keep going with. escorts. know Well the lady boys are fighting. with the Trans people CU that was their. thing hold on a second I'm trying to. take a good look at these new Trans. prostitutes and Philippine and from the. Philippines and Tha lady boys brawled in. Bangkok what are Philippines doing on. the [ __ ] opposite side first of all. they shouldn't be there where is the. live stream oh yeah now you understand.

Gaza clo and throw. punches clambering over they doing what. tear off Rivals clothes and throw. punches well out oford we all knew. here's the video Jordan Egypt like e. they're gross everyone with their phone. out Jews you deal with them look at. everyone with their phone out yeah oh. that was nothing got was propaganda the.

player is very bad all Android phone. whoa look at that guy he's just laughing. he like look at this lady boy not. laughing he's just Asian you can only. see his eyes he loves. oh [ __ ] bro this is Wild Well wa oh look. that thought meanwhile there's three. people still wearing masks yep I'm sorry. buddy respons mask wearers well we all. knew that the trans Community was going. to butt up against the lady boy. Community yep yep it's a different thing. it's a different thing lady boys and.

trans are not the same thing they're. similar unfortunately well I was in. Thailand I was with my whole family oh I. would have paid a visit to those boys I. I look watch little kickboxing keep. moving fish eat eating your [ __ ] CES. off your feet Jay Joe that was weird you. got to come on an episode of you be. tripping and I'll tell you about some. stuff in Thailand that you should have. done if you had left your family we do. it Ari shafir sees the world 100% let's. do it let's do it I'll call whatever I.

want now just trust me I got good. instance Joe has if you were going to. trust anyone when it comes to maybe a. podcast being successful Joe Rogan's a. DEC Jo what if they one podcast you've. done this I've got good in gave me by. the way the worst advice I've ever. had other than my wife joer one time one. time my wife like my kids were go they. were going to Disneyland my wife is like.

you don't have to do a podcast I'm like. but I do I have to she's like thank God. you didn't listen to me yeah and I was. like I have to I told people I was going. to do it but Ari was like you got to. edit that got to be got to be hour got. to be under an hour it makes who would. listen more than an hour you're [ __ ]. who would listen more than an hour it's. stupid I am was wrong and but this is. what I said I said so they don't have to. listen the most important thing is just. do whatever the [ __ ] you want to do Joe. I had not considered that and now the.

people listening to this show have made. it this far yeah then now they've been. whoever's listening right now a new. Stratosphere of us being I'm trying to. tell you H AR Sha sees the world AR you. I'm into it what is this. drummer it's a. cover Jamie just consulted with a. lawyer Jamie you just ruined our show. it's a cover no I like this guy it's a. cover but it doesn't matter it's so good. this guy's mustache rules hey Shane how.

come how come mcaffrey wouldn't do your. [ __ ] [ __ ] thing no how come he. bitched out about how come he bitched. out about it cuz he didn't want to win. he didn't want the world he didn't want. to win the Super Bowl anyway no no no. don't ever talk about mcaffry that way. this [ __ ] mcaffrey guy bitched out. wouldn't do Shane's [ __ ] thing. everyone else did it but one guy didn't. do it mcaffrey got too fired up too. fired up when he was scoring a touchdown. he was genuinely he wasn't thinking. about anything that's fair I accept that. he he he got too fired up I accept that.

I accept that all the other Bros yeah. when they scored fired up they're more. they're fired up but they still. remembered mcaffry is just a white. running back dude that's different. that's a different if you're a white. running back and you score any touchdown. ever in the NFL you're like that was. wise well but he's good this guy's good. mff mcaffry is on another level I I. don't know what's going on you got to. see Jo imagine a football player version. of someone hitting like eight rails and. then pocketing I mean he's in Christian.

mcaffry is a white NFL running back. Beast he shouldn't he's a white position. it's a position that white guys are. incapable of playing what's the problem. generally guys like Christian mcaffry. are. GMS and he's running back what does that. mean the problem is the initial thing. that the the problem is is normally if. I'm friends with a guy in the NFL like a. superstar sexual icon like Gabriel.

Davis he's a hot he's a hot when he. scores a touchdown watch this watch this. this sh this Shan on mssp Buffalo Bills. vers Miami no you got to give him the. Shane. thing Shane's been promoting. this I was at that one that was the one. he gave me his jersey I I looked like a. [ __ ] guy in the. crowd so Shane's promoting this kid this. kid right there back up this kid who's. just yeah I just keep wait who's this. kid I just keep sending Gabe that.

celebration this kid I'm like Gabe just. hit that a weird fat Irish kid watch G. Gabriel that's a hot kid and then the. NFL the number one to two sports in the. world Gabriel hit it in the world what's. number one UFC and then this no no no oh. football football number three number. two or three CRI for one pretty high. five top five viewership this why I say. top 20 top 10 no matter what sports in.

the world but Cricket's like a billion. can't talk soccer's up there yeah soccer. soccer Cricket soccer number one F1. footballfc. top 10 it's top 10 no matter what it's. Cricket because of Indian people very. popular they drop loads they drop loads. so soccer and Cricket soccer is number. one what's number one socccer soccer. number one by far I don't know cuz China. and India don't play soccer soccer does.

play China they just don't make the. World Cup they do and they pour out and. they watch World Cup all day and all. night at the [ __ ] bars China number. one you would go to China you nasty. communist I love it still available as. long as you're not dissident head over. to China [ __ ] what about the. weers what I'm going Don Don Lemon see. the wakers absolutely did that too way. now that we're drinking a little yeah a. little Elon Musk [ __ ] dominated that. fuckfuck bad interview interview the guy. who hir you interview and [ __ ] that up.

also he didn't have a contract sign yet. you [ __ ] contract sign Super Truck. too yeah I was going to give him a truck. understand he doesn't really care also. say what Elon said was so apt he said. Don Lemon was doing CNN off CNN yeah you. don't have to do that you're on the. internet have a [ __ ] conversation. with a dude don't don't just bade him. with questions yeah allow him get me.

Express himself let's talk the Goa have. you thought about the difference between. free speech and hate speech and like. where is the line like do you think. about about the line you think it's like. more important that people decide what. the line is right yeah and he's like. saying that to him and Donn lemon's like. oh I get Don Lemon never asked it that. way yeah he doesn't know what the [ __ ]. he's doing it's hilarious CU Don Lemon. is talking about like oh it's been so. hard for me like and Elon said you're.

extremely successful he's like yeah but. that was you. know accidentally Against All Odds like. no it's not Against All Odds it's. because of the current climate that's. why you were successful you're not good. at what you do I don't drink become. great become great Mark become the J. yeah exactly and what did he say he goes. I can't I don't know I was in thing. become Great. America so what.

happened yeah yeah you must wait what. were we talking about I don't know what. you're talking about but Shane's next. [Music]. elixir of domination put put on your. wooden. beads and pray to mother look at that. your girlfriend's. hideous three two one Mark. [Music].

go that's just gu's having fun let. subcribe fun Ros. Bros people hate it people hate to see. it who are these people what kind of. loser what do they love who are these. people and what do they love who are. these and what do they care about what. and what do they care about finish that.

dude you didn't even finish it you're. breaking my. [Music]. heart finish that. did did. sound you break Mark sometimes you break. my heart and it it makes me so dang gum. sad hey dangum.

I this is the last beer no way thank God. I told you we needed more another case. it's the last beer we for sure have more. cases can I say something I just a. memory of scraping together [ __ ] $3. each to get a case of beer and everybody. drinking it back in the day [ __ ] red. back in the high school I got a do2. that'll do let's go he didn't know. whether or not you were going to be able. to get. drunk you didn't understand what the. world was you didn't understand what all.

these expectations meant and all these. people that were telling you what to do. and what not to do they were wrong not. not only were they wrong they were. trying to import impart their control on. you to try to justify their own. existence man you remember how fun it. was to get drunk when you were a kid H I. don't know if we're allowed to say that. on here but I remember puking in a cab. when I was my favorite it's it's one of. my favorite moments me and my boys we we. would go to Ocean City Maryland every.

year let's go Maryland let's go i' love. talk about this I got to PE see grab a. grab a case while you're there yeah a. couple of Bruce is get us a case bro do. something we would go down to oh see bro. no one understands it's Del Marva. connection I love it the Philly Del. Marva connection yeah Ocean City. Maryland a 24 pack of Natty Ice was $11. do down there what you do there in Ocean.

City at the boardwalk we used to sit on. a tree trunk and drink them it's the. best it's the best when you're young. getting [ __ ] hammered there's nothing. better now I don't I don't want anybody. under the age of 21 to drink don't but. just know that when we drink under 21 r. no one cared well you guys shouldn't do. it when we did it it ruled I did not do. it I waited until I was 21 to enjoy Bud. Light responsibly and I've always. enjoyed it. responsibly cor Instagram account but.

I'll tell you what if I had a Daydream. if I imagined what it would be like uh. if I was 15 and uh keep drinking shotgun. and beers in Ocean City Maryland oh man. that was God character R hobit Dewey. screwy you go to head over to screwy. Beach Delaware B oh dude God gave us. these beaches God gave us these God gave. us these what's the pizza place down. there uh grot gr Pizza dud gr.

Pizza got to get a fresh slice at grados. yes dude you gotes I got molested at. grados oh you go say hey what's tonight. Mama seed love jump dude I saw you know. what I saw there uh Scorpion King I saw. that movie with the. rock oh yeah me and Jared dupes yo shout. out Jared dupes let's get. it sh up gr's pizza [ __ ] damn dude. I'm going to Ocean City Maryland D oh.

Gros I've been to that literally that. one oh I got [ __ ] in the ass of that. bar dude nobody reps the Maryland flag. Maryland flag might be the tightest. Pennsylvan or United States flag and. nobody rocks it full hat all Mar flag SI. I want a ski outfit all Mar that guy you. here do this one do that one do that one. give it away from me why are you a. coward dude you'll die that's why no one. will remember your. name oh I got the. hiccups America am America [ __ ] yeah we.

saving the day [ __ ] b h that. dog should be taken. away s SPCA get in here. Ries is go same Ries. Ries now we're drinking a little the. word I'm going to tell you this wait. wait what happened to the P you might be. the best dude you are the best dude a. thanks a don't [ __ ] don't make me. regret it don't make yeah nobody.

supports stand up like Rogan I don't. know of all is pretty good who who. Paulie paie Shore Mar's got the hicups. might y nobody supports all stands. like you're the you're the God damnn bro. who who saw that coming who saw that. coming some [ __ ] me head [ __ ]. workout guy supporting stand up more. than anybody in the world nobody does. yeah yeah making it normalize having.

open micers on having going hey sorry. Oliver Stone can't I have you on tonight. I got an open micer on I got to push I. got a Jewish freak who [ __ ] his dog I. got to bring him up. why do you do this dog this way let that. dog go he doesn't [ __ ] his dog he just. loves it I love it yeah but he loves it. too much for a man yeah let it run wild. Let It Go she's been running wild she's. fine all right that tail say different. she's like that curled up Tails a sign. of anxiety yeah put the dog down bro let.

it go hey hey but don't get the [ __ ]. Shane Gillis from SNL doesn't want me to. love you so Shane gill from SNL blame. Lauren Michaels for my lack of affection. right now sorry buddy how was Lauren on. the SNL night it was a beast dude was he. was he cool it was he like we made it he. was awesome me and S went it was a fun. fun night me and S and Becky out it was. so cool it was so fun literally I called.

every favor I had to get into the. showroom I was trying so hard me and S. volcano volcano came up empty what do. you mean called in every favorite we he. called uh uh uh Colin Joe's I can't do. it literally every comic's every New. York Comic was like I want to be there K. was there Christine was there I got mine. you got yours there I said hey I'm GNA. call your manager goes yeah yeah just. follow up make sure and I'm like hey. idiot I'm obviously coming to this she's. like can't help you I said I said to.

Becky I said make sure Ari's in there. there you go you were in there you. dumbass in the showroom watching a. [ __ ] on a telecast in a green with a. bunch of [ __ ] dorks Shane you made me. be a dork how dare you be nasty like. this Joseph Joseph where are you going. he's going to get more beers he's going. to get our beers got a [ __ ] anyway you. being there I want you to it meant. literally nothing to me I was so pissed. you were.

there D Roa was there right n d Roa not. make it he came to the after I told. Shane was like Hey get to Ros here and. Shane just goes he's on taking pictures. on the outside of the other part he goes. let the r Roa in what do you want me to. do I don't know Paparazzi I was like. dude it ruled so far so hard we got a. picture of us my niece was pumped at uh. s was there my niece was my niece got. there and was like she loves practical. jokers is show what was the.

date uh February 24th me dude it was fun. I was the fact that we were happen to be. there too welcome welcome to the party. for once brother well the whiskey you. had [ __ ] two whiskies shut up dude we. raed we raed 21 Savages dressing room. seven decks of cards so many peanut. butter and jelly sandwiches really by. the way no one here's South pissing no. one deserves no one deserves more credit. than. 21 that's the bro what was so impressive.

about him that's a sick picture that's a. sick picture 21 uh Hey me Shane and me. Shane and S on in front of it and just. automatically going to cover his nuts. cuz he knows rightfully so I was wronged. to not do it to not just [ __ ] that's. F dick punch him no 21 was like you know. he's 21 the whole time he's like yeah. what's up man how you. doing all right hey but my niece really.

wanted a picture with 21 and he was. already like leaving he was out of the. room and I was like could could 21 come. back take a picture with my niece and he. was he said yes that's crazy really. that's cool yeah he came back in yeah. was wild here's s pissing in in 21's. dressing room hey that's F all right. let's have let's have a few. more oh there you go another five hours. to you we can keep going it's only. 7 show right now show the mother show.

starts right now [ __ ] hiccups do you. have a show right now allegedly Joe how. do it feel to be a club owner it's. interesting yeah some goods and some bad. pros and. cons miss a lot of those J how do you. feel about. that that's terrible dude shut up I got. most Pros you got a secret weapon you. can do an hour every night but cons you.

got to deal with the you legally allowed. on camera. everything not legally for real. they Bud Light Let It Go uh we're good. that's all I had left bu light's a. better beer everything on Earth comes. with doesn't do that why. you everything that exists comes with. pros and cons yeah the pros outweigh the. cons open a comedy club if you have the. money do it if you can do it if you're.

me do it I I that's how I felt if. anybody's going to do it I got to do it. you got to do it it's like the. obligation you get to put in this weird. SP spot where you have like resources. that most people never have you have to. do it if you care if you really want to. [ __ ] if you really give a [ __ ] about. what you're talking about it phone's. locked up everything's great the [ __ ]. setup is great the way it was. established is great the fact that. stressfree relatively is great the fact.

that Comics have embraced it Shane's. moved here you two [ __ ] brought all. the dogs brought all the Philadelphia. dogs down g dog Road dog you need to. move you both you you guys [ __ ] need. to move pop why you playing around with. these other plac we get a condo should. get a cond mark let's share let's. share I'm down with that Mark let's. share [ __ ] don't wait in the same. place. asit spot wait till wait till don't wait.

till the housing crisis happens here in. Austin it's a [ __ ] about that let that. collapse it's already it's already. happened all right wait till mckever. gets down here all the Bros are down. here everyone's down here already cusker. the [ __ ] group with him yesterday the. group we have right now is insane but. from Kill Tony to all the people that. came from Kill Tony it is cool when when. you go like hey I'm here on a week like. who can feature him like well everybody. oh.

makusa from Philly Rogan I mean uh sgura. everyone whoever all of them dun was. like hey come down and [ __ ] open for. me everybody everybody it's it's what we. wanted we're only a year in we're only a. year year do Lo no no no no no Norman. one more give me a minute I'm. still Jo for real though congratulations. one year one year doing [ __ ] standup. comedy the right way holding the line. [ __ ] great Jobing funny she's booking.

funny we're [ __ ] telling everybody. what the line is yeah it's not just. holding the line it's like hey I got to. say this paying people the right way. this is one thing I'm proud of what is. uh the small room I did the first set. ever yeah in the little boy you yes he. did really 100% he open up for Chappelle. I'll tell you what bully oh bully did I. bomb not true not about that not true. that's that's that's humble Shane.

talking [ __ ] and then Joe introduc it. Joe Joe was on the mic like hey. everybody like he introduced the show I. got on stage everybody in the show was. just Chappelle's it just no no no no. no no no no all this is inacurate shut. shut the [ __ ] let hold on I got to hear. this literally literally no one knew. what the show was going to be I said.

special intimate show 11:30 p.m. in the. little room sells out immediately all. right Shane Gillis goes on stage does 15. minutes they have no idea Dave's going. up he killed he's so full of [ __ ] he. killed what was that the first guy ever. ever on stage professionally in that. room Shane second guy Chelle I brought. him on I brought him on just to say hi. from the DJ you coward I saw that no no.

no that's his that's his wow no no he's. right he's right Joe stop Stane right. right Shane's right Jo Shane's right. Mark didn't do it. I'm got no you don't you can take it you. can piss it out. later nor Norman nor you coward you'll. never what the [ __ ] dude internet attack. internet destroy him internet destroy. free Palestine in the hallway do you did. you guys hear that no but I support it.

he supports it. regardless o oop the. it's hard to analyze Eddie Shane Gill. story cuz his rid is so [ __ ] quick. that like three months later you're like. oh it was a different time he was. slightly worse than he was slightly. lower than he is now understand that one. that one was I would do that today no. problem that was what first show at the. l oh yeah it was amazing that was an.

honor and then Chappelle goes on stage. after they have no idea Chappelle's. going up wow wow wow so I just say all I. said on Twitter inate show that's it so. Shane goes up and then Chappelle goes up. and it's insane wow it's insane what a. show you got to see it from my. perspective Joe is on the mic. introducing me on the DJ mic which is. crazy just having Joe Rogan be like hey. everybody coming up I said welcome to. the first ever show in the small room.

little boy at the comedy. Mothership what's up how's everybody. doing all right all right let's get. going you guys ready to do this all. right yeah ladies and gentlemen one of. my favorite. comedians sh some guy you haven't heard. of then and then I I had to get done and. go holy [ __ ] my bad I [ __ ] so this is. one year ago that's how much your world. has changed in one year it's so crazy. the rise is so non-stop that you can't. analyze it any story that happens a week.

after it happens is like it doesn't mean. the same thing oh man dude you've gone. up so fast I would do that I would do. that tonight what the mother the little. oh yeah for sure you might have to. tonight we're about to go all right we. got here's here's the one thing what. Norman never gets wrecked on this he's. wrecked he's we. got wed he's wrecked for Norman I know I. know I don't think he is though I've. seen him wrecked I've been 6 a.m. with.

him they say that way all three of us. have been destroyed on protect our Parks. but he knows he's got to come with the. quips when were you destroyed though. wa when was you destroyed he's never. destroyed when was I destroyed yeah. [ __ ] right now leg no you've done. more what you destroyed though not if. you drank more what been destroyed he. doesn't get destroyed he's been. destroyed I've been destroyed 706 I'm. pked. after we have to end this we have to end. this Norman Norman bong one and then.

we'll. end Norman did you oh well that the best. way to fix that is a [ __ ] Freedom. bong bong that we'll end. it. Amer God damn it he's going to pee again. don't be a communist don't be a weager. communist oh man what are you doing. don't get his dick on. camera man bong that and we'll end it. wait what did I miss.

B and we'll end it Norman's got self-. protection instincts what about the. whiskey no whis shut up I like how he. like like distorts things what did I. miss what did I miss Mark B that one. this guy's pulling his dick out it's. filling whiskey bottles that's a full. Whiskey Bottle full of piss he's not. even halfway done all right before we. end it Norman please bong that all right. well we should have a a sance no we all.

support. you words some words of wisdom thank you. Joe gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen. something gentlemen gentlemen we are re. do this we are here we are here for. comedy y we are here for comedy we hold. the line we hold line we hold the line. we hold the line we hold the line right. here list all that free spee [ __ ] listen. Scotland we hold lot come on Scotland. step up like the JRE I'm.

learning under under under he's got. karate chop Hold the Line Scotland. Scotland. do underneath. that teach me we hold the line now and. now over I I want to hurt him good. luck good luck was not he's doing. everything he can to not bong that beard. that beard good Bo good the.

beard you. Mei the TRU he did throw up should we go. he's the first of us to throw up um no. ton today today this is the first time. you ever ped on one of. these shout out to lonar as Shane. lonar. Amica oh God chug that boy listen it boy.

do it for the troops this is it do it. the troops think about all the troops. dude the. troops Norman bro did you take asthma. medication yeah oh my God oh my God. you. two [ __ ]. yeah. America you better do all the way bro if. you quit now it'll be B for you you got. to finish it it's such slow swallows.

ladies and gentlemen protect our Parks. 11 that was definitely a good one 14 it. might be 80 yeah what time is. relative oh man we started this at. 2:30 book 150 holy [ __ ] yeah the show's. already started all right let's Go's on. stage right. now good night. America the rest of the world that wish. they were America good night wers never.

quit never quit. we and Russia you can be us queef what. you I said China and Russia you could be. us all of us together one world United. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].