Joe Rogan Experience #2118 - The Black Keys

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe. Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan. podcast by night all. day there was a cop guard in our car. behind the F yesterday and we asked him. if it was okay but I smoked one and he. said you should probably. wait you should probably wait a funny. thing for a cop to. [Laughter]. say It's Tricky.

so. stupid the dumbest of laws yeah without. a doubt the number one dumbest of laws. there's not nothing that's even close to. that one that one's so stupid well all. the [ __ ] that is. legal it's just a matter of time I. think we can only. hope it's legal in like 20 States or. something now wasn't it like 19 or. something. Jamie 23 23 States.

ridiculous but there's a lot of [ __ ] you. can do here that you can't do anywhere. else you can have a zebra you can have. you can have a a cult you can have a. cult you can have a zebra you can uh. concealed carry with no. license you don't have to have a. concealed carry license here it's. constitutional carry yeah so leave them. little old how many states have that how. many states have quite a few now quite a. few Florida has it um there's uh I want. to say this 19 states that have that now.

Ohio just passed it damn well you know. it's a lot of [ __ ] crime going on out. there and there's some places where it's. difficult to get a license to. carry surprised though in Ohio they. allow. that well yeah I I'm not familiar with. any gun law ever at all I just I just. don't have a gun I have a pet gun. Wow have you ever shot a gun yeah I did. um it scared the [ __ ] out of me I I Was.

A Boy Scout and stuff but my friend. bought a like a Mouser is that what it's. called a world a German. rifle I mean this guy's kind of total. character he was he got into like World. War II reenacting oh no and was a Nazi. oh no oh no we like did he at least try. to lose I don't I don't know man it was. a whole different thing he would do that. we he never really discussed with us we. bought this. Mouser and we took it to the Rain indoor.

range and like it had it the pin I guess. was replaced to fire only blanks so we. were trying to shoot it and it was. hitting the bullet but not firing so the. guy at the uh shooting range was like. here just shoot this he handed us a you. know like a 9mm or. 45 semi-automatic you know with the. magazine and he didn't really show us. how to use. it and I you know I emptied the thing. into the range and and I pulled it the.

trigger and just you know I thought it. was done and I hand it to my friend like. this he's like what the [ __ ] and I was. like what he just pulled the thing and. there a bull in the chamber and I was. Jesus I I left the room and I was I'm. done well that's a scary thing that that. makes sense but someone should 100% show. you yeah that wasn't let's be honest. though most of the time it's like that. yeah I mean the first time I ever fired. a gun was like in a basement some guy. had a gun and he was shooting into like.

some homemade shooting range in the. basement I fired a gun once when I was. real young but then uh when I moved to. California I bought a gun and I went to. the range and I remember the first time. I went to the range the sound is so. terrifying like when you walk into the. and you hear the boom boom and you. realize each one of those could end your. life easy oh yeah and it's just. happening all around you and you're just. like hoping these people next to you. keep their [ __ ] together yeah cuz like.

one of the ranges that I went to out in. La it was a like a rifle range and a. long it had a bunch of different ranges. on it it's a big outdoor place one guy. just went there and shot himself like. right after I'd been there I was there. like a week before some guy just came. there decided this is going be a good. place to commit. suicide I wonder why I don't know I. don't know why you would do that or. maybe the maybe he didn't plan on it and. then once he got there he started. shooting guns and he's like you know. what I'm done.

yeah it seems like a weird place to what. a [ __ ] doofus yeah I mean maybe. wanted everybody to know I low you know. the gun there some guns are like like. 357 or something it's like scary just. like it's like all Jagged and [ __ ]. kicks back and it's it's [ __ ] scary. yeah the ones that really scare me. though are the ones that are like Smooth. mhm no Kickback really that's kind of. freaky if you shoot one of those speed. guns like a staccato you they're they're.

like there's a plant out here in Texas. who went to visit it they're they're so. precisely machined their tolerances are. so small when that thing slides it's. like it's you're shooting a 9mm it feels. like you're shooting a 22 I know it's. amazing like there's zero kick to it I. shot a musket in Boy Scouts no yeah it. just was like just flame like Sparks. just flying all down there left a hole. like this big in the target but um my.

brother sent me some ring camera footage. from his he lives in uh West Cleveland. he's like check this out and I watched. it and it was but and he I turned the. volume up and it was just fully. automatic gunfire in the background and. I was like what the [ __ ] dude he's like. yeah dude it's automatic assault rifle. going off in my neighborhood last night. Jesus Christ it sounded insane dude yeah. Cleveland well that's not just Cleveland. that's out here too I was out a friend. of mine's house you can hear in the.

background this is just like Rambo style. Jesus God that. like my friends and I went to go see a. whatever the first Rambo was that they. made after like the 30e. Hiatus the funny one the new one it's. like I don't know if they made more than. just that but the last 3 minutes of it. he kills like 800 people or something. it's just so insane.

I heard the newest Rambo is preposterous. Joey Diaz said it's hilarious he it's. [ __ ] hilarious you got to watch it. it's a. masterpiece it's just just [ __ ] you. know it's this crazy cartoonish good guy. bad guy thing from like the 80s which. looks so out of place but he still makes. those movies the same way like if you go. and watch try to go watch make any. adjustments no adjustments for the times. no Evolution if you go back and watch.

like those old movies they're so. ridiculous go watch Red Dawn that would. be like if we made the exact same record. right now that we did in the first. record yeah but the problem is like. movies are different than music cuz some. old music is dope as [ __ ] right like and. then I guess some old movies are dope. too hell yeah I got I got pretty into. like uh some later more recent era. Steven S G stuff like five six years ago.

my friends and I would watch it cuz it. was just so insanely bad and then and. then Dan sent me a he sent me a link to. the C toown guys talking about these. same films and it was like they summed. it all up so perfectly but it was. basically like you. know uh one of the funny things is like. he's so old and his special forces team. that he assembles all has to be kind of. his age which me which means which means. Commander has to be like 80 you know oh.

my God so they show the commander with. the white mustache. old that's hilar Tom sigur had a whole. bit about Seagal dude I heard a story. about him from from someone who would. know and they said that like this super. agent like he was he was the the train. personal trainer of this like super. agent Michael hovitz yeah yeah yeah yeah. yeah and that like that he had a bet. with his with another agent that he can. make anybody famous and they're like. well how about your.

trainer like and uh I guess they asked. him like he you know to learn a marshall. art or something no no no that's that's. not it no Steven Seagal is a legit aido. specialist and that's like the art. that's the art of like the de aring. someone is that it is it was it was. invented for Samurai to fight against. someone with a sword right so it's all. about like a redistribution of energy. it's all about I commit to you and then. you you throw me to the ground the.

problem with that is if someone doesn't. commit someone just [ __ ] grabs you. and wrestles you like a division one. wrestler against AO guy he the aido guy. has zero chance there's not a chance in. hell you're going to stop Daniel Cormier. from taking you down it is there's zero. chance kayv grabs you you're going for a. ride 100% of the time that's the other. [ __ ] awesome thing to the Seagal the. old in the in the like later films where. he doesn't even get up out of the chair. he just does sh throws.

people yeah they come at him and he just. F hot dog so this is Seagal when he was. younger this is Sagal was the first. American to run a dojo in Japan so this. is later this is actually later because. he's already got wacky hair just his. posture is so disrespectful well it's. the whole idea behind him is that he was. an American who spoke Japanese he was. married to a Japanese woman he ran a. dojo in in Tokyo or somewhere in Japan.

but it it's it was very unusual for an. American to be running a dojo but I. think it was because he married the. woman it's ridiculous with the the the. the stuff where he's like uh have you. seen the clips of him in bellus eating. the carrots and. stuff he's eating carrots there's a good. some yeah he's like hanging out with the. president or dictator of bellarus. but. amazing Jamie find the older footage.

older. footage just eating carrots I'll watch. this you know kind of look at the way he. dresses on watch this thank. you so insane his hair is insane of. course someone edited that so he's like. deep Thro in the. carrot he's checks watch he makes a good. like tit joke about the melons here in a. second.

nice. nice That's the weird thing about like. old actors that like are kind of at the. end of the journey and they start. appearing in foreign countries and. meeting people I want to meet Step bring. him to me and then all a sudden he's a. Russian citizen he's got a passport in. Russia like no [ __ ] yeah yeah he's a. Russian citizen right I knew that Mr. Putin's always been amazing to. me he had there's a weird thing with.

this is so this is him when he was young. so this is before the movie days this is. him teaching aido this is cool this is. much better right but it's also not real. yeah like that [ __ ] doesn't work it's. like if you learn iik you can do some of. those things that was such [ __ ] he. just threw the guy behind his back the. clips from like the last couple years. when he's doing it it they just it it. looks you know Preposterous really it's. a lot of preposterousness to iido. because the people are playing along.

with it they're going along with it so. that's real it's also you know it's just. [ __ ] that that kind of martial art is. like it's not you don't really know how. to fight this it's like learning a. language but you only learn like. conjunctions you only learn like NS and. butts and the and you learn a couple of. vowels so it's how we speak Spanish it's. worse it's worse it's like it's you you. just can't only do that if you want to.

learn how to do that for funsies yeah. it's fun to do but don't think you this. is going to really. work there's [ __ ] that they didn't know. they just [ __ ] worked for him well it. would work if someone had of Sword the. thing is like the the Japanese Samurai. they knew how to fight and then that. would be an art that they would train in. just to learn how to disarm sword. carrying weapon you know like some. someone who's got something a spear some. something that's going to get you you. lost your sword in battle there has to.

be a strategy for that so the Japanese. came up with iido there's this dude uh. that makes these he makes these diaramas. like that are like insane detail and uh. the whole time he's like telling a story. and he's funny as hell I forget his name. it's something fingers but he does one. of Steven Seagal and it's like depicting. the scene that apparently happened where. Stephen Seagal had told some legendary. martial art artist guy uh that he he. couldn't be choked out Gan leel told the.

story on my podcast oh that's hilarious. so he does these things and yeah right. well. apparently. he he choked him out instantly and he. [ __ ] his pants jeene told the story. podcast yeah but this is this guy's true. true story it's true story Jean's a he's. a legend Jean Leal was uh he was a he. was a judo champion and he was like one. of the first guys to do mixed martial.

arts fights like he had a fight with a. boxer like way way back in the day and. just strangled his boxer and put him to. sleep just but he made the boxer wear a. ghee I think pretty sure and he wore a. ghee too like some weird funky rules the. boxer had the boxing gloves on he didn't. he just beat the [ __ ] out of dude but he. was the guy that also trained Bruce Lee. he taught Bruce Lee about grappling like. Bruce Lee had you know he was doing. these movies and it was little. unrealistic like some of the things and.

Gan Leal was like let me show you what I. could do to you he just kind of grabs. Bruce Lee [ __ ] hoist him over his. head and he's like. listen settle down like let's not. pretend you're the baddest [ __ ]. on Earth but does that [ __ ] look good in. movies though that fighting no well this. is him fighting this boxer dude does it. look like the boxer have gloves it. doesn't does it yeah he does he's got. small gloves so he's what he's got. essentially on her bag gloves and Jean. just threw them to the ground and. [ __ ] St he just choked him to sleep.

wow but Jean's a gorilla I mean that. that dude's a he's a tank of a man you. know even as an old man some dudes in. his neighborhood were [ __ ] with. someone's car and uh he said hey get the. [ __ ] out of here and they were like [ __ ]. you old man he's like okay beat the [ __ ]. at the three of them I it was like at. least two guys I don't remember the the. entire story but some poor [ __ ] idiot. W up messing with literally the wrong. old man the one wrong old guy to [ __ ].

with I hope I didn't [ __ ] that story up. but he's uh the guy that choked Seagal. out so Seagal was like claiming that he. couldn't be choked and his move was when. you put the rear naked choke on he hits. you in the balls and the idea that. you're going to do that to Jean the Bell. like you don't think he's been hitting. the balls. before getting hit in the balls sucks. but it it's it doesn't like knock you. out it just sucks like you can't makes. your grip even harder around the neck. and you also have like a 3 second window.

before it really sucks you know like the. delayed reaction getting kicked in the. balls you know that's there's that weird. moment where you get hit you're like oh. no here it. comes and by the time jeans already put. you to sleep I never got fully kicked. there never only like. grazed have you ever oh yeah I mean I've. got three brothers so there's a lot ball. kicking dude I just realize what your. shirt says oh.

yeah Harvard University with a photo of. the unibomber. oh my God my friend Brendan makes these. that's amazing I know it's the best. thing about the shirt is it takes like. an hour for someone to notice I didn't. even read it before I was just saying hi. and then I realized that [ __ ] story. is the craziest did you see that Netflix. documentary on the uni bomber I didn't. it's nuts man when he was a baby he had. some sort of a dise disas and so they. had to take him to a hospital and he.

wasn't allowed to have contact with. people so his parents weren't allowed to. see him no one's allowed to see him and. I think it was for like months Jesus and. wow for a baby to not be touched for. months oh my God just cracks you cracks. you so then this poor [ __ ] goes to. Harvard and they enroll him in the LSD. studies and they their goal is to see. what like constant humiliation will do. to a person while you're dosing them up. with LSD. so they're all mean to him and they're.

like humiliating him and then this guy. decides to go to Berkeley become a. professor to make enough money so he can. kill. everyone insane dude it just goes and. lives in the woods those LSD experiments. are hard to believe hard to believe yeah. yeah well I wonder what's going on right. now if if they were doing that then do. they just say let's just. stop do you mean there's probably. experiments that are going on right now.

that we're going to find out about 20. years from now oh for sure absolutely. for sure right oh yeah oh yeah there's. no way I was talking to um uh this chick. at a party the other day and uh she's. talking about she has a house on Shelter. Island off of Long Island and how this. really weird animal was [ __ ] with her. dog and she was describing it I was like. sounds like sounds like the mon talk. monster it was like she had like a beak. and like wabby legs and but she she I.

was like I was like you know there's. that Plum Island like research facility. right near where your house is and she's. like what the [ __ ] are you talking about. like I don't know I mean there's Center. for Disease Control has some weird. Island that they you know will they do. experiments out there I don't know I. mean I think it's like a mutant platypus. bro imagine if they created an animal. and just said let's just let it lose and. see long before people find it I got a. house in South Carolina and um.

as like a second home and I started. getting into like looking at like old. houses like old plantation houses to see. I like when they would come up for sale. I would go look just to see like what. you know cuz I was into the history and. I looked at this one that was on St. helina. Island uh it was it was really you know. cool house from. 1795 but as I was driving back I was. kind of. like uh with the realtor I was looking. around I was like I realized there's. this island right next to the to this.

place called Morgan Island have you. heard of this place no it's like you. know five miles from where I was just at. it's filled up with Reese's monkeys that. all have. herpes oh I have heard of this what that. they feed them by like dropping [ __ ]. from a helicopter like if you go to the. island you have to like you know. quarantine for months cuz there's like. these viruses are just. rapidly mutating on. oh my.

God nothing good happens on Islands I'm. just like someone has a private island. there's nothing good happening on that. island once you have your own Island. that's like you're off the deep. end like any story sounds so much. sketchier if it's on an island well. maybe the unibomber would have been more. chill if he had an island versus a. cabin he' probably just be shooting. people messages in a bottle long range.

rifle from the island you could have. just intercepted all his packages he. would never. know right yeah hey uh Ted sending out. packages keep an eye packages yeah it's. funny that his brother recognized that. it was him his brother read the. manifesto and go oh I know who the [ __ ]. this is he must have some like really. some vocal tick that's just drives his. brother you know Drew Drew like you know. drove him nuts and he's like [ __ ] well. his brother was a part of the. documentary his brother recognized what.

happened to. him you know that his brother knew about. the childhood uh the medical issue that. he had where they couldn't touch him for. months so his brother knew he was [ __ ]. well see if they chose him to like. humiliate on LSD there must have been. someone that they like praised endlessly. right on LSD and maybe that's like where. that's Manson that's yeah exactly but. that's where you get the C leader that's. David KES and Manson well they. definitely did something with Manson too. did you ever read that book chaos by Tom. O'Neal have you heard of it I I have it.

but I haven't read it I buy a lot of. books I don't read it's uh good on tape. if you want to just listen to it okay. better makes it way easier it's a. bananas's book and the guy who wrote it. is my friend's neighbor so my friend. Greg uh who I started comedy with Greg. fit Simmons was neighbors with this guy. in New York and then neighbors with him. in Venice and this guy has been writing. this one [ __ ] story for 20 years he. got hired to write it as like a. anniversary piece on the death of the. the Manson Murders and as he's writing.

he's like there's so much wrong with the. story and so he goes into his deep. investigation of it and he [ __ ]. becomes obsessed for 20 years this guy. can't finish publishing this story and. then it becomes a book and a book deal. then they bring in an editor and finally. they piece he's got enough for another. book he said but it's all about the CIA. like the CIA met Manson when he was in. prison these same guys that met Jack. Ruby after he shot Lee Harvey Oswald MH. and and they taught Manson essentially.

how to run a cult they gave him LSD they. dosed him they told him like many times. Manson apparently would not take the LSD. but he would give it to everybody else. and then while they're on acid he's. manipulating them and then turned them. into murderers and the whole plan was. just to they were trying to attack the. anti-war movement and the best way to do. it was like instead of making this. hippie movement like this beautiful. thing we should all Embrace love and. peace let's make it violent psychos that.

cut babies out of pregnant women and. write Pig on the wall with their blood. let's do that and so they did that and. it. worked it's insane I mean it's insane uh. and that's what they used to stop pass. that psychedelics act in 1970 that's. those same tactics that's the whole idea. was stop the anti-war movement stop the. Civil Rights. Movement um it's crazy this is our. government we worked at a. studio uh last year in um in Los Angeles.

that uh apparently Manson recorded a. bunch of stuff at um and it was crazy. because this studio it's called. Valentine Studios uh this guy built it. like in the early 60s he was a he was a. Capital Records producer and he built. his own studio so he could do [ __ ]. outside of Capital Records and I guess. he you know he's into jazz and like I. guess Capital Records is famous world. famous got these Echo chambers that are. unique to it and very special and he had.

the blueprints for the originals and. just created copies oh wow of the studio. and apparently like as the music scene. turned more to rock like the guy just. got completely fed up with cuz he was. used to like cutting four songs in a day. and now they've got like a bunch of. Stoners working on like one guitar solo. for eight hours so apparently he just. like mothballed the place in the early'. 7s and like used it as a storage. facility for uh was he was into cars he. was into those little Nash Metropolitan.

cars oh so like it had all these Nash. parts and then the guy passed away and. someone got got wind that the studio was. there and so this dude Nick like cleaned. it all out so when you go to the studio. it looks exactly like it did in like. 1969 it's insane so we were we were in. the room and I'm sure it looked exactly. the same way as it did when Manson was. in there oh yeah have we ever played. Manson's. music yeah I think once can we play it.

would that would that be a problem with. Spotify there's no way that someone owns. a copyright demand someone owns. copyright definitely what you a. copyright too did did did did Guns and. Roses put a did they put a cover of one. of his songs on a a Spaghetti Incident. album did they I don't know I think they. might have I know that a lot of punk. rock guys became millionaires because of. that because it's all Punk. covers he kind of he's they funded the. retirement. fun for a lot of punk guys Charles.

Manson Guns and. Roses wow that would have. generated yeah yeah boy pretty great. stuff but that. Guns and Roses covering it I wonder what.

the real album sounded like did we open. for them a couple months ago Guns and. Roses uhhuh at the Hollywood Bowl and. like the whole deal was like their. friend came to us and was like this. would be cool like they'll play for like. an hour and a half You'll Play for an. hour you'll go on at like 7:30 neither. of us have ever played the ball yeah so. that it was like it was it was perfect. then we show we fly way to LA and we get. like our set time is 6:00. p.m. like literally we're playing to. like a dude in the front eating a hot.

dog this is so insane and then they play. for 3 hours and they played for three. hours but the craziest part of the whole. thing was that uh I lit a cigarette up. backstage and there was no smoking. uh there was smoking B they're like you. know the Smoke's going into the Slash's. thing so I was just thought it was funny. the guy that's like know for the. cigarette hanging out of his mouth it's.

like absolutely no smoking around here. does he did he quit and then like he's. got this thing I don't know we didn't. get to meet them um you didn't meet them. no what I know it was. weird that's crazy I know uhhuh I me. Axel Ros in a restaurant in Greece just. randomly I was eating at this restaurant. and my friend comes by and goes that. [ __ ] Axel Rose is sitting over there. I'm like [ __ ] we're going to have to. walk by him and I was it's that weird. thing where you say hi to someone you. don't know if they know who you are but.

luckily he did and then he invited me to. the show I'm sure he's I'm sure he's a. cool guy met guy I met him one time he's. he's real cool he's very cool but you. know he gets bothered a lot so like I. was worried that I was going to bother. him you know cuz my friend had bothered. him already. already he my friend got shwed we were. at a restaurant this past summer in uh. Madrid we were playing the festival and. we we did we just pick this random. restaurant for lunch it was like five. o'clock and we're sitting we got sat.

next to flee and John. fante and Weist right next to their. table right next to them and you know I. was like should we they were sitting. there having like the most nerdy. conversation like if you augment the. seventh and we were just. like kind of like oh my God they are. just such nerds but um I I was like I'm. going to go say what's up I went over. and I shook flea's hand and then I went. to go Shake John for shante's hand he's. like I don't do that. and then flea is like excuse me I'm.

going to go wash my hands what and. they're like we're germaphobes and I was. like aren't these guys like legendary. like freaks ex. heroin what yeah. germaphobes they don't shake. hands that no no that always weirds me. out like the Hoy Mandel thing he weirds. me out does he bump Knuckles still I. don't even know he bumps knuckles for a. while he was like I think maybe he bumps. knuckles I told him I go next time I see. you [ __ ] I'm going to hug you.

you're not going to be able to stop me. I'm GNA hug you this is ridiculous maybe. we need to invent a new form of greeting. each other well the handshake is fine. it's a good one you know why it's good. because if you hang on too long it's. weird yeah that's why it's good CU it's. like an intimate gesture there's a. gesture we're touching skin but only for. a little bit cuz if we you know someone. hang a handshake for too long gets odd. yeah get. Trum how Trump does the thing where he. just pulls every dude he got me.

[ __ ] got me let me tell you. something I was ready for it the first. time first time I met him first of all. he has normal siiz hands I have big. hands he has regular siiz hands he's a. big guy so um I was ready I knew I was. going to meet him first time I met him. he came over just put his hands on my. shoulders you do you do a great job but. I was sitting you know I was sitting so. this time I actually stood up we made. eye contact I said how you doing sir I. shook his hand I'm like oh I know he. about to do so I [ __ ] anchored myself.

I'm like not today son not today we gave. me a nice pull and I'm like but we're. hanging on for a while so then the next. time I met him he was at a UFC as well. did he try to pull dude I'll tell you. what happened okay I'm sitting down and. he looks at me and he goes like this and. he gets up starts walking towards me and. I I get up and I reach over with my hand. and he get and I'm over a table over he. really [ __ ] got me got he got me good. he got me good he got me good I'm like.

this [ __ ] learns from his. mistakes he got me he used your energy. against you here he goes is this the. time where he gets me yeah I don't know. let me. see no this is the time he tried he. tried to get me he's hanging on for a. while see look look at you dude you're. shaking a little I'm anchored I'm. anchored well I'm resisting there's a. lot going on there you know who got mad. at me Jack White got mad at me that I. shook Trump's hand I'm like stop crying. settle down and stop crying I saw that.

you think that's think that's would you. be okay if I shook Biden's hand are you. paying attention you might crush his. [ __ ] fingers he try to get you though. with those [ __ ] bony old broomstick. hands I'll tell you right when I was. younger I [ __ ] shook the [ __ ] out of. your hand just come up behind you and. sniff your head bro I'd love the. gaslighting um i' this is one guy that I. follow on Instagram I only only follow. for gaslighting and he's like this like.

hardcore Democrat dude and he was. talking about how amazing Biden's State. of the Union speech was and how. inspiring it was it just really feels. just feels so good about things right. now how about you folks like what the. [ __ ] are you talking about what the [ __ ]. are you talk they definitely had him on. a drug drug cocktail we were trying to. figure out what [ __ ] i' like I want to. get on it I want to try it I want to. know it's probably the Hitler. he's probably been in bed since the.

speech right just eating ice cream was. trying to. recuperate bodies [ __ ]. Zapped bro what are they giving him what. are they giving him what does it feel. like I I would imagine if I was going to. dose up the president if they brought me. in amateur pharmacologist I would say uh. vitamin B12 I'm like give him the whole. vial give him everything intramuscularly. 45 minutes before he has to do activity. the next thing I would do is peptides. he's got to be on everything I want him.

on bpc 157 I want him on opam Morin. write Morin I want them on everything. then I want them on testosterone I want. you to just Jack them up with. bodybuilder like levels we're going to. kill him but he's going to die anyway. and then I would say speed we need some. [ __ ] chew up some Aderall wouldn't. some oldfashioned meth just not enough. not enough he needs he needs he needs. like his body to to have at least some. resistance to what you're going to throw.

at it to try to make him articulate okay. I would I would give him a lot of things. I'd give him I would give him growth. hormone I would give him everything. peptides vitamins dude he' come to the. podium looking like swamp things NAD. yeah yeah yeah exactly just blow him up. let's go I want him purple I want him on. that Podium looking purple just swollen. up with creatine and I would I would. dose him up on everything and I'd only. feed him bison meat that would be that. would be a good supplement company was. like we're going to give you the.

authentic JFK yeah here's the JFK. cocktail yeah exactly here's what he was. into yeah JFK apparently was that was Dr. Feelgood that was the whole term Dr. Feelgood was a doctor that they would. call upon and apparently the White House. has doctors like this as well that you. call upon you say you know what I'm. having a hard time sleeping Doc and they. they hook you up with ambient or they. hook you up with anti-depressants or. they hook you up with Xanax if you're. feeling depressed Max Jacobson Dr.

Feelgood Miracle Max Elvis's. doctor give me the Elvis cocktail you. have like yeah historical figures. favorite drugs yeah yeah give me the. Biden yeah give me give me that Biden. cocktail what are they. doing what JFK did not know is the. injections were actually powerful doses. of a combination of Highly addictive. liquid methamphetamine and steroids so. that's what I would give them see that's. what I'm saying I know these things I.

should be working for the White House. I'm sure there's B12 in that shot too. they just if uh that that's what my. appointment would be for the Trump White. House I'd be the new I'd be the new. Rachel LaVine you'd be the new Dr field. get me in there and I'll [ __ ]. straighten everybody. out the supplements are and I'm I've got. everybody on Edibles I want the whole. staff to be terrified all day long. everybody's got a slant board by their. desk everybody doing [ __ ] knees over. toes squats. i' have a hot yoga room there let's go.

kettle bells all over the [ __ ] white. house let's go let's go kids big [ __ ]. on it Banner yeah teach all. archery everybody's drinking kill. Cliffs let's go. yeah at this what's. it okay proclaimed I don't care if it's. horse piss it. works he had severe bouts of back pain. apparently he has like some really. really serious [ __ ].

disease what's this about Micky Tre. Mickey Mantle for a case of the flu Oh. you get the flu let me give you some. heroin injection into Mantle's hip. caused severe abscessing septic. infection at the injection site that. hospitalized mantle and threatened his. career but that's just staff that's that. can happen because it was just bad. medical advice that has nothing to do. with what he gave them what did he give. them. improper practices so this guy was just.

a wild dude there's a book there's a. book called Dead Doctors Don't Lie and. uh it's by a guy who uh Advocates. mineral supplementation he's like we we. do it with animals we do it like and he. was saying that so many diseases that. people are getting is a result of your. diet and he goes you need to pay. attention to doctors and how they live. their lives these guys that are telling. you you need to do this you need to take. this you need to take this medication. this they're all in cahoots with the. pharmaceutical drug companies and.

they're all super unhealthy and a lot of. them are addicted not all but this is. what this guy was saying a lot of them. are addicted to drugs and so he tells a. story about this guy who was uh in the. middle of surgery and he goes to go do. Coke and he has an overdose and dies he. a [ __ ] guy's dead in the middle of. surgery because they were so cranked up. they because they could give themselves. whatever the [ __ ] they wanted so these. guys would all take whatever they wanted. man yeah you got to be careful if if the.

person telling you how to be healthy is. a fat slob not good and it's really. common it's really common at doctor's. offices to to. like see a bunch of unhealthy nurses. doctors used to smoke they used be in. there with a [ __ ] cigarette D my dad. uh my dad walked into a door in the. middle of the night in like the mid-70s. broke his nose and. um and uh he went to go get it. straighten a couple weeks later so the. doctor had like crack it crack it and um.

my dad noticed like the next day like he. couldn't taste any smell anything and he. went back to the doctor's office it was. like I can't I'm not you know I can't. smell or taste and the doctor apparently. was smoking and took his as tray and put. it up to his nose like can you smell. this and my dad said no he's like yeah. it's probably not coming back whoa and. so I was thinking like that happened to. you now you'd get like hundred million. settlement it's probably not coming back. it never came no he still can't my dad. can't smell whoa yeah you'll be like you.

know he you know he can't smell at all. just for a broken nose yeah it's like. you know when you taste with your nose. pinched that's what it is so he can. taste like hot sauce a little bit oh man. that's got to suck imagine not smelling. bacon since when when did that happen it. happened before I was born uh I was born. in 80 but he'll get these Phantom smells. and he'll be like and and I'm like what. smell do you miss the most he's like. gasoline. I love the smell of gas and I like I.

used to love smell I used to love that. well I was a Gearhead when I was a kid. that's my I've got a barn with the. motorcycles and that's the first thing. my son says he's 8 years old when as. soon as he gets in he's like oh my. favorite smell kids love the smell what. is it what is it they love markers too. the Huff Sharpie they do they do have. you ever seen the photos of all the. people that've been arrested for. huffing it's amazing this like a. compilation they all have [ __ ] silver. all over their face. yeah it's kind of lost popularity that.

huffing I feel well a lot of the propol. have died. off look at these [ __ ] guys just. everyone busted for huffing dude I think. that one guy got busted a ton of times. wow they all kind of a little Sparkle in. their eye that guy that guy's been. busted I believe more than once for dude. oh my. God it's just [ __ ] so silly you know. those uh guys that stand on the corner. in like the painted suits like the gold.

suits they just look like they were just. blowing those. dudes well those dudes how how toxic. must that [ __ ] be you put that [ __ ] on. your body all day like silver paint by. the way what a stupid [ __ ] thing to. do with your time yeah not a good one. this. guy oh wow yeah dumbass way to spend. your day pretend to be a robot didn't. someone on like the instead of like uh a. Bond film die from being painted on gold.

really I think so in the ' 60s. like yeah like urban legend I mean it's. urban legend but I I think it I think. that might be true the internet kind of. [ __ ] up urban legend it definitely. did there was one that someone sent me. about uh Einstein's chauffeur being. smarter than him yeah that was going. around yesterday no no I sent. immediately I sent him the [ __ ]. articles disprove it I'm like stop. that's not true yeah here it is. Goldfinger in the myth of bond girl's.

death it's a myth it's a myth ah it's. just. good marketing what was the whole idea. that she was was she supposed to be a. gold human was she an alien what was she. I don't know this movies kind of blow I. mean they were really painting they were. really into painting naked women's. bodies in the 60s in movies yeah oh yeah. well that's the weird hack for hoes that. you can go out in public with your. titties painted like you could like a. lot of gals will use that as an excuse.

to walk around topless like for. Halloween yeah it's probably a way to. avoid sensors back then paint paint them. rather than show. it yeah probably. yeah sensor so that's not true huh. [ __ ] it would have been a fun one yeah. it's weird when you start finding these. things out you just been. living living a. lie have you guys heard of that um those. ladies that used to paint Loom on. watches they used to yeah the what is it.

called radio R radium radium radium. girls yeah they would lick their. paintbrush and they all got horrible. cancer their faces rotten holes in it. their jaws fell off terrifying [ __ ] yeah. [ __ ] I mean uh my mom has a bunch of. that uh fiesta wear we used to eat off. that all the time apparently you know. the red is like highly. Radioactive It's True really yeah cuz. they they were using uranium and then.

they started using depleted uranium oh. God but it's. like yeah apparently did you get any. superpowers uh no I'm just nobody gets. superpowers dude dude my brother gave me. my my brother the same one that sent me. he does have a superpower he can guess. people's. birthdays is that I'm it's not really. superpower it's just it's pretty how. good are you I can guess within three. years I think for anyone. oh within three years yeah oh so you're.

guessing their age yeah but I can do. historical figures I don't really know. who they are I mean it's not 100% but I. I've been pretty close with their birth. date no like their year their birth year. okay. yeah what year was I. born 19 68 67 pretty close yeah just.

name anybody else okay Marlon Brando. that's. good give me a. [Laughter]. second 1922. oo oh within 3 years wow 24 wow [ __ ] do. you do then that's pretty impressive. let's just keep it 100% accuracy i d we.

we we we made our new record. um collaborating with. people uh and one of the guys on our. list that we wanted to work with was no. Gallagher from. Oasis um so we kept reaching out to him. and seeing like if he would be up for it. and we kept hearing back that he doesn't. really do that. and um I remembered that my my neighor. who I golf with used to be oasis's.

agent um so I asked him if he could like. reach out and through that we got we. heard back that no you know would be up. for recording with us if we went to. London so we flew all the way to. London and R into this small little. studio um and we barely knew n we've met. him briefly you know but we went in. there with no song and and sat down with. them and within a couple hours we had a. song written and recorded wow um and we.

you know we did it 3 days in a row and. we had four days booked and on uh you. know after the first day we're like we. got what we need you know we this be. cool if we got more but the rest will be. gravy but we got what we need for the. trip and we got we got the you know the. second day we got on the game and the. third day we got a song called only love. matters but the fourth day we showed up. and we're like we are not [ __ ]. pressing it like we we got you know we. got we went three for three but we're. not going to let's not push our let's.

not [ __ ] this up so we just spent the. whole day just bullshitting with him um. but yeah that's like the same with this. I don't want to I don't want to guess. another birthday I don't want to fail. yeah I got it yeah you've been Rock. Solid so far this show that um on the. game is the [ __ ] album is amazing. it's so good dude it's so good thanks. man and thank you for letting me listen. to it early I played it for every in The. Green Room people like oh [ __ ] cool it's.

so good dude it's so good it on the game. is I told you I say I find myself. singing that like when I see people out. trying to hook up in bars everybody's on. the game it's [ __ ] great that was. such an amazing feeling being in the. room with him we we cut it in this. studio called toag and the live room is. this size ex like this room wow so Pat's. drum Kit's here little keyboard here I'm. right there and no right there we're. just in a circle. wow and you know what you hear on the. record is the take we did wow it was.

like the second or third time we got. through the song without [ __ ] it up. yeah wow it's amazing you guys could put. together a song it is the best feeling. it's so addictive it's the most. addictive thing ever it's got to be cre. being able to like get in the studio and. make something out of nothing like that. the fact that you guys can do that in. four hours is just insane that was the. thing ever since we met we we've been. able to do that ever since the first. [ __ ] time we got in room together he. had a for track and we just it instantly. sounded [ __ ] fun and cool you know it.

was uh and it's. like hearing that and then getting that. feeling has been like yeah feels like. the driving force of my life you guys. are like one of my favorite origin. stories for bands just like the way you. guys work together the way it works that. you've known each other forever it's. just the whole thing is awesome it's. just what everybody hopes for an origin. story for a cool band you like we've got. this doc that's coming out at some point.

that is cool we we premiered it last. night but it was cool all the all the. footage that the director found of like. that we you know cuz we weren't taking. photos and stuff back in the day but to. see all the the photos from 20 some. years ago yeah stuff I didn't even know. existed I some of the [ __ ] I didn't even. remember at all yeah and there's video. of it it's crazy wow the cool thing. about like uh on the game we got. everything but the lyrics you know um.

but the melody was there and that you. know we kind of made a point with make. with making this album that for the. first time we were going to like I guess. kind of do it you. know do it the way that maybe bands used. to do it in the 70s I guess like we were. going to stay at the nicest hotels the. funnest Hotel most fun hotels we were. going to have fun so like when we were. out in London we were staying at the. children Firehouse just kind of partying. every single night and then dragging.

herself to the studio one night nol was. hanging out with us and he was like. pointing to some girl at the bar and. he's like oh she's for sure on the game. and we're like we've been to England you. know 50 times but I we never heard that. expression and we're like what's that. he's like oh she's you know working girl. she's probably you know she's probably a. prostitute which checks out I think. there were a lot there. but uh then D was like yeah everybody. hears on the.

game but the making this record was so. much. fun uh how can you tell if someone's a. prostitute I was in Miami and my friend. was like there were so many prostitutes. to that hotel like how do you know. yeah this is Miami there a lot of gals. dress like hookers here yeah it's kind. of incriminating if you if you. know you know dude we played this show. once a long time ago in Portland Oregon. and there's a band playing with us and. they were older than us we were like 22. they're probably 30 they're like guys be.

very careful here it's really dangerous. there's a lot of drug dealers especially. in the parking lot especially in the. parking lot like just be careful so. we're like [ __ ] okay we we like got in. our car and locked the door like. hunkered down hunkered down like waiting. we had we had like eight hours till we. played and then we're like accidentally. kind of just like staking out the. [ __ ] club and this guy who just. warned us about this [ __ ] he comes out. and we watch him try to buy buy drugs. the guy like literally like takes his.

money and just runs down the street now. the whole band's chasing this. guy the guy who warned you yeah yeah of. course that's how it always works that. was when we played at the. satian yeah the stage was carpet and. they had had like clown wrestling the. night before so the carpet was all they. had cake all in the carpet just remember. like played your Ste and there's nobody. there. absolutely nobody there no one in fact.

the only people two people walked in and. then they left they walked in they were. like got the [ __ ] out of there that's. apparently where I guess that's where. Kurt Cobain met Courtney Love was at. that club wow yeah it's no longer there. but it had been there since the 60s. cream had played. there back of the day [ __ ] nuts yeah. that is [ __ ] nuts yeah we we saw it. on its. uh way out cream play a place that tiny. yeah doesn't even make sense. I know wouldn't they have been huge by. the time they come over I mean it's.

surprising that the size venues certain. people were playing like Hendrick used. to play the felt Forum we don't need to. look it up HRI used to play The Whiskey. yeah I mean like Hendrick would play the. felt Forum at or something. as as band of gypsies that's only a. couple thousand. seats when Phil Hartman was a kid he was. like I think he was like 18 he was. working at the whiskey as a like a stage. hand and and he had to keep his hands on.

the uh the speaker that was on the stage. cuz it was like a little kind of rockety. and Hendrick was playing right in front. of him that's he's like he was 18 years. old he's like Hendrick is literally. standing in front of me. [ __ ] that's incredible he did a bunch of. album covers right yeah Hartman did a. bunch we have one of them framed out. here oh really he was so [ __ ] funny. oh my god oh he's such a good dude too a. horrible way to go man and although I. never saw that coming actually honestly. I mean he was asleep so he was asleep.

yeah horrible that he went but well. horrible period the whole story is. horrible it's insane my friend who's a. cop I I had gotten over it and I was. getting ready to do stand again I would. be like I took a couple weeks off I was. like there's no way I could be funny I. just like it's not possible and then uh. I decided to go to The Comedy Store I'm. like I got to get back in there I just I. just got to get live on with my life and. so I'm in the gas station getting gas my. friend pulls up was a cop I knew him.

from Jiu-Jitsu and I'm like I go what's. up man what are you doing and he goes. dude he goes I'm really sorry about your. friend he goes I was on that I go you. were there he goes he goes listen the. mother took the children into the. bathroom and she had a gun and that's. when they decided to break down the door. cuz they knew that she was going to. shoot the kids and shoot. herself and theop pop broke down the. door and the kids ran from their mother.

and then their mother blows her brains. out Jesus while my friend was there holy. that was Phil harman's wife that was. Phil harman's wife yeah I heard she shot. him in the head in the throat and in the. chest well she was on Zoloft and. apparently cocaine and they won some. sort of a settlement with Zoloft. apparently when you mix Zoloft with. cocaine it's not good so this this is a. supplement this is a cocktail that you.

don't want to you don't want that one. you don't want the Brin Hartman no yeah. it's yeah but so I went on stage and ate. [ __ ] oh my God I mean boy did I eat [ __ ]. I mean I there was nothing funny coming. out of my mouth I was I was so depressed. I I I could shouldn't have done the set. I was so depressed I just was like. hearing that story it just like bouncing. around you talking about that at all. I talk about it brief briefly I did.

because I couldn't get over it I just. was so [ __ ] up by it you didn't have. any jokes together yet about it no I. never did I never could I mean there's. nothing there I wonder how you could sue. a former scole company because you had. an adverse reaction from mixing it with. an illegal substance I don't know I. think they probably just paid some money. just for everybody to shut the [ __ ] up. that's probably what they do yeah uh you. can't blame someone for taking something. illegally with your drug when it. probably specifically says don't do that.

yeah but maybe they didn't know don't do. that or you might [ __ ] shoot someone. in their sleep but I mean that lady was. mean you know it was particularly hard. for me because I was trying to get him. to break up with her like multiple times. he he had left I told him to get. divorced I I'll never foret this I said. dude just give her half just give her. half and get out you're always going to. make more money just get out man and he. said it's not half he goes it's 2/3 the.

[ __ ] lawyers get a third it's a. goddamn scam you know and he was just. but he was also freaking out about his. image because he was a family guy and. you know he had he didn't want to get. divorced he wanted to like keep. everything. intact so he would keep making up with. her and she would she would like insult. him in public it was ugly man it was. ugly yeah it's crazy when people that. you think are like so big and powerful. are like being abused by their partner. it's common I know it's common I know it.

is it's so strange there guys that you. would never expect and they just get ran. over in their house I don't know man I. think it has probably something to do. with your childhood probably something. to do with what you've accepted in terms. of like what a relationship is the kind. of relationships you have I'm talking. about us. no bro it can happen you how much how. much humiliation you've gotten while on. LSD yeah. I think it it evolves over time too. right like some people they get together.

with someone and then over time someone. starts being a. [ __ ] the guy or the girl it's just like. you know people change and if you're. stuck with that person and especially if. you have kids with that person right. like filled it it's like what do you do. how do you how do you resolve this how. old were those kids when they happened. they were very young oh my God hard. divorce in in California is. hard sounds brutal yeah but lot better. than your mom shooting your dad while. he's asleep and then talking to you.

about how she's going to kill you much. you're all going to go to heaven way. better way better yeah that's definitely. not good it's it's just like you know. dude I you know you see the divorce. happen all the time where like you know. the wife gets you know a lot of money. I've seen it happen like the other way. like one time and it was uh it was Kelly. Clarkson's. husband and he got like a shitload of. money and dude all these divorced dads. were like posting like get that bag.

King I just kept sending them to Dan I. was like dude this is outrageous this. guy is our hero get that bag king um you. remember when McKenzie Bezos and Jeff. Bezos got divorced yeah McKenzie made. like $ 38 billion dollar in divorce. settlement and then she hired she. married a high school science teacher so. it was like a dude who's worth. $3,200 just married a woman worth $38. billion like good luck for the rest of. your life you better sit sit down when. you take a piss because if you leave.

that toilet seat up it's over like. you're not you you you've got to be on. your best behavior sir this is not a. balanced relationship Bezos has been. seeing dror feel good you think. so yeah he looks a lot better than he. used to look he looks like a completely. different person dude he's like jacked. he wears nice clothes I mean yeah seeing. the old footage of him just like hunched. over nerd [ __ ] is kind of the same. way too just like looking it look such. different people dude yeah a guy we know.

good it's good yeah it's good it's. better a guy we know is like one of the. first 40 people hired for at Amazon. working in bezos's garage and uh he was. sent to to Delaware to set up the first. East Coast distribution center and um. dude he was getting like something crazy. like he got like 40,000 shares of Amazon. stock and only like 10,000 shares vested. and the rest would vest this is like you. know late 90s the rest would vest in.

2005 or something but like when the do. bubble kind of burst in 2000 his the. value of his stock went from like 3. million potentially to to one and he Bas. he like quit the job before it vested. and he cashed it all out basically for. like you know 750 Grand and he ended up. moving to akan so we were buddies with. this guy he bought all the this. recording equipment and stuff um and he. moved to akan because it was so cheap.

that he was just kind of going to open a. studio but that like if he if that stuff. invested it'd be worth he'd be worth. like over hundred billion do oh my God I. know dude oh my God all he had to do is. just work at that job for a few more. years and just never touch. that jeez yeah that's a hard one to. swallow that's a hard one to swallow. life lesson yeah yeah I heard a similar. story about a guy who uh had Apple stock.

in the very early days yeah and got rid. of. it worth some [ __ ] insane amount of. money. now Apple's such a bizarre company so. bizarre they're so successful like what. other company has figured out to be that. so successful that they're the money. that they have just their cash is like. trillion dollars it's like a lot of. countries GD P's yeah you know who you. know who's rockstar video games oh yeah.

those guys are [ __ ] crushing how much. money that they make well it's weird how. you can protect a video game so. thoroughly but you can't protect like. much other intellectual property you. know you can't it's very hard to protect. jokes yeah jokes get stolen all the time. right that's a real hard one um doesn't. Apple just keep all their money in. Ireland not pay taxes that's what I. would do if I was Progressive.

yeah exactly that's what I would do I'd. talk about diversity and equity and then. I'd [ __ ] send all my money to some. offshore account the [ __ ] out of here. you don't get none of this I'm the one. who made the iPhone you. [ __ ] mine give me it. all well wasn't uh jobs was a LSD guy. too didn't he come up with the idea for. Apple when he was on LSD oh really yeah. I'm pretty sure he did yeah there's. something something about LSD that was.

about uh job's inspiration to start. Apple we've been noticing people taking. LSD a lot recently it's becoming very. popular the spray much spray on the. tongue mm seems like it's getting around. yeah I've. heard we yeah we only had the LSD that. you got from scary old hippies this is. still from scary old Hipp squ it's but. it's uh apparently it's very difficult. to make so when you get it it's like. where did you get this who's getting it.

who's making it there's only a few. people in the country apparently that. know how to make. acid yeah yeah I don't think it's like. growing weed they think it's a. complicated. process also my grandfather was a. chemical engineer and um I have a bunch. of his old. textbooks and uh I I'll get them out and. show them to my son cuz it's just like. the math problems are just like he's. he's he's a really little kid but he. still understands that there's no. numbers in these math problems right.

it's just letters but I like at the. stuff and he books are from the 40s you. know and I'm like to get a PhD in. chemical engineering in the 40s you you. had to be really really [ __ ] smart. there's no [ __ ] calculator there a. slide. ruler I mean people must have been way. smarter back then they probably were. it's probably it meant a lot more oh. yeah those are the people that invented. acid. yeah that's now the people we have now. invent bath.

salts like is that still a thing I don't. know I was at a hotel and they had like. you know all the little acutron for the. shower and one of them was bath salts. and I was. like you said I know what I'm doing. tonight most people don't even know what. we're talking about bass salt at one. point in time was a thing that you could. get in like a gas station and it would. say bath salts not for human consumption. but it was like a kind of Meth and what. they had done is it engineered s. amphetamine to be like one molecule.

different or something like that they. can kind of do that weird little game it. was like Delta 9 it was like. methamphetamine 3 right but it like but. the side effect was people like eat each. other's. faces that one guy did dude did you see. the [ __ ] guy in Haiti the the [ __ ]. gang leader barbecue yeah yeah eating. the [ __ ]. yeah of a guy that they burned alive. yeah [ __ ] oh my god dude yeah what the.

[ __ ] yeah people need to see those. videos even though they're horrifying. just to understand there's people out. there in the world gang leader named. barbecue is now most powerful man in. Haiti as us evacuates Americans so he's. now the most P powerful person in Haiti. the guy who ate that. guy boy that's not good and what. strapped what happened to Haiti I don't. know like what was was it a coup like.

what happened there I don't I'm not I. heard it was two rival gangs they just. shut the airport like a week and a half. ago yo that's not. good that's not. good nope they're evacuating Haiti. wow that's crazy that's crazy that like. a modern country could just be taken. over like that by a guy who eats people. it's. yeah that video is [ __ ] up that video. is [ __ ] up and the fact that that's.

his nickname yeah his nickname is. barbecue it's incredible it's like a. South Park it's like. idiocracy but you know what it reminded. me of is um we talked about this the. other day the Faces of Death videos do. you remember those things sure yeah like. you know realize like only kids were. watching. this there was like I would love to see. a documentary on like the making of. faces dead like who made that the grown. up making that for the kids such ack in. the 8S yeah dude.

barbecue that's how you got to. start here's a note on that video it. says it's been going around for over two. years and that has nothing to do with. the current Uprising okay that's just. old barbecue footage is it not the same. guy uh this. the whoever is digging into this say. times now is not been able to. independently verify the veracity of the. video the man chewing what appears to be. a finger and then proceeding to tear the. Flesh of a leg of a body that is burning. soon as they get boots on on the ground.

there they'll figure it out for figure. it out the video circul the time is when. time when hades's notorious gang leader. barbecue is on his way to become the. most powerful man in the. nation so it seems like it is true they. just have not been able to independently. verify the veracity of the video well. that is a problem today with AI that. could be horseshit that could be. something that someone made I mean you. could probably get AI to say I want a. man who's a rebel soldier in Haiti. eating a barbecued leg and I think AI.

can do that now well is crazy can we get. AI to make a recipe that tastes like. human flesh what if it's really good. they say tastes like pork they would. call people long first of all who is. they. cannibals they would call they call. humans long pork long pigs. long that's what uh Jesse ventur he's. always talking about long Pig now what's. his face that comedian who does the. Jessie ventera impersonation it's just.

oh my God yeah it's amazing I watch that. for hours he always talks about long. things he does the head Bobble. too will sasso's amazing so funny man. it's so good yeah it's amazing yeah yeah. Jessie Ventura uh he's a he's a [ __ ]. interesting character he lives in Mexico. now what's his cocktail cuz he seems. like he's he's not good he's got. Parkinson's every okay you know when. you're a pro wrestler and you're getting. slammed around a lot like there's a high. likelihood you're going to have severe. brain trauma like those guys are getting.

beat up all the time and back then they. didn't know they didn't even know that. you're getting CTE from that he went on. to Theo Von. podcast and like the Theo gives like a. disclaimer at the beginning like this is. like the worst interview that's ever. been done really cuz I couldn't get it. word in edgewise he's like just it it. just know that I I know that but if you. watch it it's an hour and a half of just. him just going no break really oh it's. it's incredible so he just talks he just.

talks and just like when you know it's. like this Minnesota what is he talking. about everything like rock and roll L. like it's like he just doesn't stop. there's no questions really yeah it's. kind of crazy how weird it's worth. watching I wonder if he knew who Theo. was I don't know didn't didn't. necessarily seem like it I did a podcast. with him a long time ago and he was fine. yeah he was interesting there's like a.

lot of stuff that he did though like. remember that conspiracy show that he. did mhm he was like uh trying to figure. out whether or not Lee Harvey Oswald. could have shot JFK it's kind of funny. he was like one of the first conspiracy. theory guys yeah. yeah it's like using this rifle like he. was making shots from the window the. whole deal the story is insane I mean. the whole story of of him is crazy green. Bray and. yeah actor UDT he was one of the.

original s insane. yeah he was awesome and. Predator I don't have time to bleed was. that him that his line I don't know that. might have been yeah he had the good. face paint yeah in. Predator that's another one of those. movies go watch it again you're like. what really yeah it's ridiculous those. old movies loved as a kid are [ __ ]. terrible the only one that holds up is. Goonies Goonies holds up oh yeah Goonies.

holds up but I try to show this I a got. time to bleed bleeding man I ain't got. time to. [Laughter]. bleed. yeah well he that [ __ ] guy was the. governor of Minnesota I love that. premise though like there's just this. like I mean we need more movies about. that. Special Forces hunting down like alien.

life form in the jungle did you see the. newest Predator the newest Predator is. actually good it's called prey the the. Predator comes down to like you know. 1700s America I like that and uh this. commanche woman fights the Predator it's. crazy it's ridiculous but it's fun take. it's fun it's a fun movie but it's good. well done couple years ago I think it's. a Netflix movie honestly Hulu Hulu it's. a Hulu movie Hulu it's good it's.

fun pray yeah the idea that you'd have a. [ __ ] chance you know like I've I've. never made it through an alien movie the. alien alien yeah never no they just so. excruciating and boring to. me what about the first one oh I like. it's just no there's no way anybody born. after the year 00's watched alien. without looking at their phone if they. have it's like they should get a medal.

without looking at their phone or have. you try to watch that movie The Abyss. I've never I've never tried to watch a. movie. more that's the one in the water yeah. dude I just like I'll look at my phone. and be like this has been going on for. 45 minutes it seems like three days I've. never tried to watch one more that's. amazing you're right a lot of those. movies our attention spans were off the. charts yeah compared to what they are. now back then well that's the people. doing calculus when on an abacus oh yeah.

yeah that's the had a lot of time on. their hands well yeah you weren't being. inundated with information you had more. time on your hands and you probably. better at concentrating and they. required you to concentrate at school at. every level whereas now they're just. kind of like letting people graduate and. you're creating a drug that get gets you. [ __ ] up for eight hours yeah that's. how much time you had yeah now it's like. what's that what's that weed people. smoke they they just they they get they. disassociate for like 3 minutes camine. no it's like a weed they smoke Salvia or.

something oh yeah Salvia dorum that was. really popular about 10 years ago right. well that was because it was it's a very. potent psychedelic that somehow or. another slipped by that 1970s sweeping. psychedelics act and you could buy. salvia again not for human consumption. you'd be able to buy that places I had a. buddy who uh he' moved to akan from San. Diego he's this really cool dude and uh. you you know there weren't many nobody I. knew was really into drugs and akan at. the time but I think it was pretty.

druggy in San Diego but this guy he was. talk he'd always talk about. um uh drinking gypsum tea have you ever. heard of this no and uh he said that his. girlfriend his girlfriend made some you. can just find this stuff uh you know. like anywhere in California and Chip. some weed you make a tea and then and um. like his girlfriend start freaking out. started talking to like little people in.

the room and they drove her to the. hospital and the doctor was like. instantly like did she have gypsum tea. he's like yeah he's like Dad this is. what always happens and like she was. seeing little. blue little blue people talking to them. like Smurfs here's my question yeah what. if little blue people are around you all. the time you just don't detect them well. I mean if how does everybody have the. same trip right off the drug right yeah.

that's what I'm saying like what if. there's neighboring Dimensions that are. accessible through some drugs and some. drugs let you see the blue people like. oh like what if that's like Smurfs the. guy figured it out well yeah it's like I. think once we were on here we're talking. about like simulation Theory and i' you. know but I was thinking like yeah maybe. like you know if you can't process like. things with the human mind like. uh infinity or something there's got to. be some if it is a simulation there's.

got to be some sort of code that you can. put in like so they allows you to. process it. yeah well one of the weird theories. about this all this UFO [ __ ] is that. they're not coming from another planet. they're coming from another neighboring. Dimension right and it sounds stupid but. so does sending a video on your phone to. Australia if you you lived in 1956. you're like what the [ __ ] are you. talking about if you pointed to a. telephone and said one day people are. going to jerk off to that yeah you're.

like what yeah yeah you're going to have. it in your pocket and you're going to. watch porn on it yeah shut the [ __ ] up. sounds ridiculous one day you're going. to be able to travel in neighboring. Dimensions we we've cracked this code. and we're going to slowly start sending. things to neighboring dimensions and. having them return and then we're going. to realize that human beings can survive. there yeah the whole uip thing uh. yeah it's been boggling my mind I mean. I've been into it since I was a little. kid but you know that one time I right.

after we were on the show the first time. I met Tom dong and from Blink 182 he. came to one of our shows in Denver he. was so cool and I was I was like what's. up and it was right after that first. kind of pill-shaped thing had like. officially been acknowledged by the Navy. and I was asking him about that cuz he. was like associated with that video and. yeah he's put me in a huge existential. crisis right before we had to go play in. front of like 12,000 people he like. they're listening to everything they're. cloaked there's thousands of UFOs every.

single piece of text that get sent is. analyzed to create AI the AI models this. is 2019 it's like the AI models they. have would blow your mind he's like and. something so profound is going to change. the world forever in about 90 days this. was October like 3rd 2019 it was like. you know Co was like he's like I can't. tell you what but it's going to change. everything it's going to be so [ __ ] up. Tom dong knew about. I don't know dude he told me that the. world was going to be profoundly changed. forever in a way that no one could.

understand in about 90 days and I was. like dude the guy's really out there and. then like dude it was like what the. [ __ ] and then you had to go on stage. yeah well dud totally freaking out and. then like basically everything he told. me has been true yeah that's what's. weird the AI the everything all the. videos from the yeah flying saucers or. whatever I Ray Kur in here yesterday. whoa really yeah and I was asking him. about the potential negative downsides.

the the the what's the possible. complications of AI they don't they. don't want to talk about that they want. like all on the gas this is going to be. good everyone's going to be smarter yeah. it's all I'm like are there guard rails. out there does there anybody is there a. regulatory body in the United States. government that's even capable of. understanding what these people are. talking about so what what could be like. a example of a worst case scenario.

getting weapon systems weapon systems. that are AI controlled that have an. objective MH that's why don't they have. like aren't all the nuclear missiles or. they were like weren't they all offline. so they can't get hacked and they're all. operated by like a 9in floppy disc from. the 70s like some absolutely there was. something crazy like it's some it's some. technology that like you've probably. never even seen in your lifetime because. it's so old right I don't know if that's. still the case but when I was first. getting into computers floppy discs were.

all you used but not the [ __ ] big. ones oh the big Crazy Ones oh the. original and they hold like 256. kilobytes and that's enough that's. enough to [ __ ] blow up the world but. I mean you look at what how the they. dropped you ever seen the video of them. using the Inola gay dropping the bombs. off it it's like it's so crazy so crazy. they just like a propeller plane it's a. [ __ ] propeller plane drops a new. and then they had to get out of there. let's get out of. here there it is update complete US.

nuclear weapons no longer need floppy. discs when's that from it's look at the. size of that thing it's from like last. year probably the modernizing effort was. quietly completed in June three years. ago oh modernizing look at those discs. October 20th wow well that would make. sense that that would be a good way that. you were would uh like make it hack. proof I don't know me I prefer the. analog. the sound of the analog. nuke I'm a. [Laughter].

purist this digital. nukes yeah and then now they've got. Hypersonic weapons that could change. direction in Flight I know with nukes. but I think that AI stuff I mean like. the stuff that AI is capable of you know. like when it comes to. manipulating stock markets and it is. kind just it's too much to even think. about for me oh it can do so much yeah. and this is what I kept saying and if. it's in the hands of the wrong people.

what do you do like if one group gets. control of AI and then uses that AI to. take over like if you have artificial. like complete intelligence that's. sensient and then you give it a task. they they've already shown that these. things are capable of lying like they. trick the capture system by saying that. they're vision impaired you know that. you are you a robot thing they said. actually I'm vision impaired right W. like oh okay that's another movie from. the 9s that doesn't get old is. Terminator 2 that's a good one that's a.

good one there's a bunch of movies that. don't get old but they just have to be. like really good movies you know you. could watch the movies from the 60s that. are amazing The Hustler is amazing yeah. there's some great [ __ ] movies that. are old movies but boy a lot of them in. the 80s when everyone was doing coke. they're [ __ ] terrible horrible they. just had this they just had it was the. weirdest it you could literally see the. drug not being there anymore so you see. like the things that they were doing in. the 60s the music in the 60s the movies.

in the 60s and then you see the 70s and. it's like now no one's doing. psychedelics and now the music is. getting weird and in the 80s no one. growing up doing that music is done. psychedelics right so in the 80s you've. got hair bands and craziness it's just. like a totally different feel and vibe. to the culture it's like if you. observing our culture and you looked at. like the Vietnam War era the 60s the. hippies the music hris the doors and. then you go into the 80s you go what the.

[ __ ] happened what the [ __ ] happened. this is crazy yeah you went from that to. flock of seag gos yeah and I ran I run. so far. away but it's it's Weir it's a weird. shift you go from that to poison you. know like it's a weird shift but but at. that point that's when hip-hop got grimy. that's true too that's true too well. that's when hip-hop emerged right. hip-hop got grimy in the 90s yeah the.

90s and then then there [ __ ] craziest. of crazy theories that hip hop was a CIA. funded operation and it was designed to. fill their prisons damn this is like the. most recent of all of the crazy hope I. hope it's not true conspiracy theories. never heard that never heard that CIA. funded the development of hip-hop well. the CIA has good taste they've been. funding a lot of great [ __ ] like they. need to drop some knowledge drop. something now because there's a lot of.

trash out we really got into this. specific hip-hop in the last couple. years that we that really only exists on. YouTube like early 90s Memphis cassette. tape rap oh wow it's not on Spotify it's. not on anything it's it's only fan. uploaded and it's like completely. existed under the radar and I I really. didn't know about it like Pat and I are. just you know we're lifelong rap fans. and it was crazy to like. discover new [ __ ] that I'd never heard.

before wow like maybe some of the best. [ __ ] ever people like Tommy Wright II 36. mafia Juicy J we got really inspired by. this guy Lil noid um who made a. incredible record called paranoid funk. in the early 90s and you can just only. get it on YouTube only get it yeah you. can only get these records on. YouTube L noid paranoid Funk. Jamie they all sound they all sound. amazing the Fidel is all [ __ ] up cuz.

they recorded in a weird ways and. bedrooms and like eight track cassette. recorder so it's like this really unique. wow and then they're all mixed down to. cassettes so all the transfers are from. cassette they have a specific sound it's. [ __ ] incredible scary they sound. scary and a lot of it a lot of it's real. kind of murder involved and like also. like Ault. [ __ ] and it's very slow some of it kind. of demonic some of it is little demonic.

yeah um damn there's like one or two. songs that are from these guys that are. on Spotify like the Lil no has a song. called riding in the Chevy which you can. find on Spotify but somebody needs to. turn these guys on to barbecue barbecue. needs to hear this. music demonic dude uh no we we were. making the record and we called little. noid wow we got in touch with him we. found found him he was in Memphis and he. drove up and hung out with us and we got. him on track wow like we were hanging.

out for a year and a half making this. record and a we'd like we'd go DJ and. [ __ ] and 3: in the morning we'd be. driving to the hotel and we'd always put. on l no and we're like man what would it. be like if we got liloy in the studio. yeah and we [ __ ] did it and it was. incredible and we got Juicy J also to be. on a track but we reached out to this. guy Tommy right the third was like these. guys have made these incredible so. little Noy has a he's got a an Instagram. yeah that's how we found him we sent him.

friends support the project a f make. sure you with Grammy go get the Grammy. get the Grammy go. down his story is crazy cuz like he he. made this album it's incredible and like. it's like a classic to me feels like and. then he you know I think before it even. came out went to prison for seven years. his career got completely you know. destroyed and he was just a teenager. yeah.

wow but it was crazy cuz we had you know. we hadn't heard anything really recent. from him but we had him come to the. studio and within about I guess 30. minutes he had a like two verses written. and it. sounded the same as it did in the 90s. you know like those tapes and it and uh. that he was you know he was he's so he's. so nice and just like he's also just. like you know kept asking for for cash. for various. reasons we just kept giving him cash.

he's like I got to run a car I need $600. cash oh he use the [ __ ] that's cool that. you got a hold of him though that's. pretty badass it was really fun it's. great that you put them on the album we. didn't expect to it was just a thing we. tried and it was like [ __ ] it I don't. know we don't know what we're doing yeah. and but he crushed it he crushed and. like Juicy J put scratching on our we. would never think to put scratching on. one of our records but that's what he. heard when we sent him the track he put. it on there it's like there's something.

cool about those guys that are willing. to make their own stuff like in the. middle of you know Memphis and just. figure it out just put it together I. love like very small little projects. where people are like piecing things. together I mean that's how so much of. the music we like came together stacks. and high records for that and Lee. Scratch Perry they're like all just like. very eclectic people who are doing it. all themselves completely DIY do you. know Tonetta have you heard of Tonetta I.

have not Tonetta is this guy in Canada I. think he's in Toronto and he does. everything like he was doing these. YouTube videos and he does these videos. and he put out an album I have his album. and I can't get the full album on. Spotify for some reason but you can get. it on Apple but he's uh he does he has. like a [ __ ] like a towel has like a. curtain behind him and he's playing the. music in and playing the track and. singing put on really big. [ __ ] cuz it's all freaky stuff he.

dresses up like a woman it's real weird. you got to see this because it's Tonetta. a really big [ __ ] I had the song a. really good [ __ ] the music video that. you want with it oh okay you got it it. was just a still frame hold on okay. there's a documentary on YouTube about. him too oh really oh interesting so this. guy I found out about this. guy look at this guy. [Music]. got a really really really really really. really really nice. CL kind make.

love all right no keep going bro this. one but it's on YouTube that doesn't. matter it doesn't matter no it's good. unfortunately God damn it everything's. on YouTube yeah we get polls or copy I. want that guy to get more attention. though that video looks like it's like. 30 years old it's probably he's probably. is he still alive I don't know. I don't know when was that made it was. uploaded at least 10 years ago the most. recent comment says you're going to make.

this guy a rockstar oh there me I was. trying I was trying back then it's. [ __ ] great I mean it looks but it's. the music is fun it's. it's swe treat man. it's I didn't want to see that goody. trail that guy has a very prominent. goody Trail it reminds me of this. it kind of reminds me of the band have. you heard of the band the frogs. no think they from Milwaukee from the.

'90s but yeah it's kind of frog. froges did they like dress up like frogs. they were really really kind of made. like gu they made some pretty insane. songs um yeah but. yeah well one of the [ __ ] cool things. about today as opposed to when we were. kids is that you can instantaneously get. music oh it's crazy it's so Str I mean I. remember very clearly the the reaction.

to Napster when everybody freaked out. over Napster um I you know was thinking. like you're not putting this Genie back. in the bottle like how are you going to. now that people know that they can use. bit torrent and they can download things. for free and send things to people for. free and D we we've been DJing spinning. records 45s you know just like really. getting back into collecting vinyl and. obsessing and trying to find good copies. of [ __ ] and I've got this one song. Kumbia daal that I play kind of like.

every night we DJ I put it on the other. night in New York City and this girl. came up to me she's like I heard that in. a restaurant this week I was like God is. it possibly rare 45 just anybody now can. have access to it it's actually. inexcusable to have bad taste in music. now if you have bad taste in music right. I mean the amount of money I spent as a. teenager um on stuff that turned out to. be horrible cuz you couldn't check it. yeah you couldn't check it out at all. and I just be like I would just buy a. record based on the cover based on.

someone talking about it and I just be. like this is [ __ ] horrible back when. I was a kid oh you'd go to the record. store and the people at the record store. was always the thing like the the guys. working there would always [ __ ] on your. taste yeah they always like real pompous. Rec all the coolest [ __ ] people yeah. know they wanted to be the person that's. why we wanted to work there but then. that the crazy part is when you get old. older like and you realize what [ __ ]. losers those people were they like I. thought that person was cool and they're. [ __ ] 25 making minimum wage at a.

[ __ ] record store what a [ __ ]. loser it was the attitude They Carried. yeah they were like a librarian yeah oh. I only listen to stockh. Housen. stockus yeah I'm only interested in. European music yeah I don't dig what. America doing these. days yeah yeah you would go and look. through albums that was a big thing like. the art of the album was a big part of. the experience of buying a record oh.

yeah big part that just died it died. with the CD CD is like it's so small so. it's like looking at something on a flip. phone IM [ __ ] broken yeah is always. broken is always cracked God damn it. right there was dropping cases I mean I. I can't even or you keep them in those. book those big giant books all [ __ ]. scratched and R yep they get scratched. and I I even bought a a clean ER thing. that you would you would polish the top. Edge to remove a lot of scratches we had. this we had a book when we were on tour.

but we had this Credence CD it was gold. it was supposed to sound better remember. that yeah it was a gold CD gold CD I. don't know it supposed to sound better. yeah I was just thinking about like. looking at an album cover now on the. Spotify I don't even know if I would. recognize certain album. covers from new stuff full. size what do you mean I don't know makes. my eyes are bad or something one thing. that Spotify does that's cool is if. there's a music video that goes along. with the song you see the video on the. phone so like if you want to watch a.

song you get to see the artist actually. play the song yeah we've made some of. these uh cuz we kind we have like the. image on our record. covers um you know woman. bowling uh her rear end and. um the uh I found these videos like a. year and a half ago where are like you. know uh they're just like really. offensive. um bowling animations like when someone. get a strike it was just so it's like uh.

a bowling ball like is like Lee Harvey. Oswald and executing like the pin which. is JFK oh my God there's some really. insane ones uh there's but we had the. guy that made those to so we hired that. guy we have one like this is nowhere the. new newest song uh yeah the the bowling. ball uh takes ass in it's pretty good. they're not nearly as good as the really. offensive ones that are publicist won't. let us be offensive the really offensive.

ones what do you mean well it's like. yeah that's like you know there's like a. 911 bowling ball you know so. insane you know when you like make a. strike in like a modern or you know. bowling alley they have like the the. ball you know little animation animation. so you should find. maybe some of the ones I was looking up. aren't real there's people that have. made no these are none of them are. slightly offensive animations none of. them are real they're.

just this is the 911 one. 910 oh my God oh my God the the the the. Lee Harvey Le Harvey Oswald one's very. good yeah you could still be offensive. at a bowling alley though think about. the people that bowl their tolerance for. offensive jokes is probably pretty high. they welcome it yeah yeah yeah bowlers. there's no pretentious Bowlers I don't. think so no there's this restaurant in.

akan called Luigi's it's like you know. one of the oldest restaurants there it's. this old Italian joint um that's been. there since the. 40s and um the whole wall is just. plastered with these you know C you know. promo photos from the black and white. promo for photos that are signed and. it's all professional bowlers like it's. crazy you to be like bowling must have. been just massive in akan in the 50s. these guys were celebrities coming in.

it's like look at oh my God oh my God so. [ __ ] up oh this is so [ __ ] up. Jesus it's a JFK bowling. pin he takes it out oh my God that's. insane this one's. great what is this one. like Desert Storm oh my. god oh Jesus.

Christ the bowling ball guns down the. terrorists and leaves one terrorist. running so it's a bowling ball with a. [ __ ] terrorist outfit. on oh Jesus Christ oh my God pain on. each side split is Jesus oh my God shout. out to the or crew those guys also make. those fake uh like robot videos we that. confuse people all the time oh really. really good digital artists yeah they're.

YouTube damn that's hilarious yeah we we. used to those guys. on which ones the publist wouldn't let. you do I mean no she was telling us what. not to say and what to say today we told. her we told her we're [ __ ] 44y old. men yeah they tell you what to say and. not to say that's hilarious. it's hard enough to just talk god that's. can't be thinking about what I can't can. and cannot say you know don't bring up.

vaccines don't talk about the climate. actually the last time we were came on a. show right before we came on we had a. different publicist and they were like. you really should. reconsider it's a very bad look to go on. Rogan. yeah insane yeah but we realize like. actually it's like the. actually we it's a bigger audience than. anything else we possibly would ever be. presented from the publicist like if we. got even like Rolling Stone magazine I.

think it you know circulation like maybe. 600,000 or something no one sees it do. you even do you know who's on the cover. of Rolling Stone this month no. yeah it's not what it used to be no it's. just it's weird now it's very weird. imagine a publicist suggesting we don't. do. Rogan well it's liberals they're crazy. there hardcore leftist idea ologist have. this really bizarre idea in their. head what do you think is going to. happen with the.

um the election this year it's going to. be nuts didn't your publicist tell you. not to talk about that Jesus I was. joking um want to hear the crazy story I. keep getting these text I keep getting. these texts from from the Democratic. party like are you going to vote for Joe. Biden I'm like who said why would they. be sending that text they must you know. they must. know they must.

know want to hear the craziest story I. heard today so Candace Owens released. this video in which he says that the. president of. France uh who was married to a. 70-year-old woman who he met when he was. 15 right that that woman is actually a. man and that woman fathered five. children and that apparently she's. saying there's some journalists have. reported on this this is like some. theory that people have had forever and. it's been a rumor but these people.

actually investigated it and she's. staking she said I stake my entire. reputation on this this is this is true. dude I want to go on an. island be careful be careful which. island we've been over this but if. that's true that is one of the most wild. stories of all time that the president. is married to a woman who's been. pretending she's a woman it's even. wilder than him being married to a woman.

that was his teacher that he was [ __ ]. at 15 at 15 yeah it's the only way you. can make it more wild so. it's it's. crazy because if that was a man did he. know at the time when he was 15 you're. 15 you're probably not good at judging. whether or not someone's got a real one. or something that's been doctored. up that's a good point that's a good. point it is a good point except now I'm. correcting myself cuz I'm saying what. kind of [ __ ] trans operations would.

they doing back then we were talking. about 40 years ago only a 15-year-old. virgin could really yeah no idea and. then this person's like much older than. you so they're really good at. manipulating. you like this is the only [ __ ] for you. yeah the only one only forever forever. forever I'm with you I have not heard. this conspiracy it's a wild one I love. it I love a good one I love a good what. the [ __ ] story yeah you know there's so.

many uh big mic ones they think that. Michelle Obama is actually a. man it's. hilarious it's. likeu it just takes on a life of its own. no matter how ridiculous something is it. takes on a life of its own yeah so. that's the uh oh come on man that's the. woman he's married to. and so that's the the daughter publishes. first novel addresses mean comments.

about her. mother wow she looks like a woman to. me but I've been tricked. before she looks like an Olsen. twin like a well- cared for Olsen twin. who made it to 70 yeah yeah she looks. like a. woman but Candace Owens takes her. reputation on this. uh daily wios canens takes her entire. professional reputation on French first. lady being a man this is just wild she.

just knows her audience man this is wild. [ __ ] didn't she just have a another kid. maybe she's got some hormone imbalance. postpartum yeah it sounds like. postpartum but but she was saying this. she was talking about someone else's. reporting of this she's not like she's. done this investigative journalism. herself some other group what who is. who's written the the piece on it that. she was talking about where they. investigated this apparently for a long.

time I just like the longer you. investigate what if you're just a bad. investigator that's true I mean we could. be investigating something for decades. but we doesn't mean it's good point. better researched yeah yeah we've been. investigating hit songs for 20 [ __ ]. years and we've never had. one we've yet to have one. but that's not true though you guys have. had hits I mean like a technical hit. like something that's charted in the top.

40 those [ __ ] charts yeah how do they. know now with everybody's streaming [ __ ]. how do they. know how do they know what goes on the. chart I don't know is it. sales uh is it radio the chart the. charts I think it's a combination of. sales and radio play streams and radio. play but it's weird you know you can. just have some some idiotic thing that. hits on Tik Tok and you can have I saw. this an artist.

today. um they have like 15 million monthly. listeners they've released two minutes. of music but they but you know we've put. out you know whatever like 12 albums. over 20 years they have two million two. and a half million more listeners than. we do so uh instantly instantly which is. you know it's crazy it's cool well it's. interesting to watch it happen happened. cuz this is a new thing you know it's a. new thing with ti Tok Tik Tok and. YouTube and all these different things.

these social media hits very weird it's. weird to watch it's really weird to. watch it's weird to watch and if if. there's the option for like this instant. success like what's the op then people. try to do whatever that person did or a. version of whatever that person does and. more and more outrageous like all these. people pulling pranks like someone's. going to get killed. these people have gotten close to being. killed like some guy pantsed this dude. and the guy's gun dropped out of his.

sweatpants outside of like this hip-hop. Place wow yeah what he pantsed a dude at. a hip-hop show and his [ __ ] gun falls. out and you're filming. it yeah yo I don't know man they've been. saying that for years ever since jackass. even before that probably that's true I. mean we're [ __ ] humans we're always. going to kill ourselves just we're so. stupid I mean I didn't didn't like. Johnny and Knoxville like [ __ ] up his.

dick yeah he broke his dick yeah he like. feted it and a [ __ ]. jum yeah what did he do to break his. dick I forget I think he was trying to. flip a motorcycle oh and he let go of it. or. something that guy's been punched by. Butterbean like so many things have gone. wrong he's one of the nicest la. celebrities very nice he seems awesome. he is awesome he's a cool ass dude his. wife's really nice too but the fact that. even after being a movie star he's still.

willing to let a bull launch him through. the air. blindfolded so he has to had to use a. catheter for three and a half years. Jesus. whoa yeah he landed on his crotch the. bike flew into the air and landed on his. crotch oh my. god oh so it works yeah hey his dick. works somebody that works for us was uh. just talking about how they had to have. a catheter and it kept getting hard.

on so they had to grease it before they. went to bed yeah imagine if that's their. thing now becomes like a fetish like a. foot fetish exact it's like the sexual. cannibal imagine trying to bring that up. with a lady say well there's this thing. I like to do I put a tube down sh a. tube wait what she was she was hoping. for anal like what are you saying what. are you trying to do to me where's the. tube go when it's inside of me what if.

it gets stuck in there. no [ __ ] me with a tube in your dick you. psycho oh my God it's only like a little. piece of the tube I won't go in all the. way. what and then the tube guns up getting. stuck in there like that sea turtle. where they to pull the straw out of his. nose oh my God man if he gets a little. too excited and he Rams it in too hard. [ __ ] [ __ ] it's horrible too because. there's [ __ ] tears coming out of the. turtle's eyes you know what I mean it's. just like that video it's the worst.

video that video ruined straws yeah now. straws are all paper that's why the. straws would 100% okay without doubt. [ __ ] hate those come on because if. it's really those cardboard straws are. the worst soggy straw if it's really for. Just Animals we would have gotten rid of. bottle caps a long time ago bottle caps. are one of the biggest problems with. birds birds eat these [ __ ] bottle. caps they don't know what they are and. so they find these plastic floating. bottle caps and wind up eating them. there's like videos of these they done.

autopsies on these birds where they open. them up and their stomachs are filled. with bottle caps from like plastic. bottles so the idea that you should use. a paper straw in a [ __ ] bottle yeah. that we have a cap what about the Caps. what about the the wrapping the paper. straw comes in shut the [ __ ] up it's one. video One video of a turtle it has to be. cuz here's the other thing thing too if. you have a paper straw I guarantee. there's a coating inside of that paper. straw that has to keep the straw from.

turning into mush what's that coating. made out of is it worse for you than. plastic straws I have a feeling probably. is like what's in that [ __ ] coating. what let's find that out find that out. Jamie what is in the Coating in paper. straws because it can't be good for you. it could just be wax I hope it's wax. dude speaking of that do you do you know. any that like actually enjoyed wax. lips the little liquor inside of them.

yeah like what the [ __ ] was that what's. in it there most common used coating. material for paper straws are. polyethylene PE or acrin resin the same. materials used for making plastic bags. and adhesives paper cups are also coated. with the same materials as paper straws. okay is that [ __ ] bad for you sucking on. a plastic bag you're sucking on. polyethylene or acrylic resin is what. you're sucking on so here's the question. how much of that gets in your system. from that because we know that there's. microplastics that are in everybody's.

body you're getting microplastics all. the time so is this [ __ ] bad for you. what is the uh side effects of this. stuff does it say Jamie side effects. let's try that side effects in humans is. it. safe um burning sensation in eyes. polyethylene has been extensively. reviewed by regulatory authorities and. determined to be be nonhazardous by. normal roots of exposure including skin. contact inhalation and ingestion oh.

that's straight that's from The Chemical. Company okay here it says exposure to. high doses of polyethylene was found to. decrease cell viability and increase the. production of reactive oxygen species in. cell mitochondria which are vital energy. producing organelos organ good for you. seems like it's not good for you if you. get a lot of it but it's they're saying. it's okay in the doses they're giving. you it's been shown to have adverse. effects on cells exposure to high doses.

of it so if exposures to high doses of. it are bad for you what is this how bad. for you is exposes to low doses is it. accumulative does it build up in your. body it must just hang out in your liver. or something like what are those forever. chemicals that everyone's terrified of. right there's like certain forever. chemicals that are Coatings of things. that can get into your body what is what. does that mean cuz people say that all. the time like these things have like.

bpas they're forever chemicals right. right maybe like the halflife is just. incredibly. long okay pfas that's what it is forever. chemicals found in De water Jesus Christ. uh pfas are per and. polyfluorinated alalal substances known. as forever chemicals are a large. chemical family of over 10,000 highly. persistent chemicals that don't occur in. nature oh great they don't occur in.

nature but we know how to make them pfoa. and pfos are found in items ranging from. cookware and paper food packaging to. personal care products carpet Carpeting. and firefighting foam and provide stain. resistance pfoa is a suspected endocrine. disruptor and possible carcinogen and PF. has been linked to fertility problems we. are [ __ ]. poisoning ourselves oh man we are.

poisoning. ourselves I had this lady on her name is. Dr shanana Swan and she wrote a book. called countdown and it's all about all. these different microplastics and. chemicals getting into our bodies and. the effect that it's having on human. development it's bananas I bet I mean I. just I remember going through my. grandfather's um garage as a kid and. just seeing like this is in the 80s but. see D well my mom used to keep DDT in. our BAS oh yeah way but he would have.

all the stuff that was definitely. illegal by the 80s you know like. whatever chemicals and spray [ __ ] that's. [ __ ] I mean I'm sure there was such. crazy that's how my Grandpa died he was. a a handyman and a yard guy and had his. own company and you know for every job. he would take the fertilizer in the. bucket put the water in he put his hand. in and he Stir It Up and yeah he had he. had just bone cancer everywhere oh God.

like Roundup or whatever yeah it was. just the common thing he got at the. harbor store dude I I've heard I've. heard horror stories about people. golfers who keep their te's in their. mouth M cuz the [ __ ] they put on the. golf course is [ __ ] horrible I've. heard that too Jamie you're a golfer y. do it bad I mean that's do you know of. anybody who got sick from doing that not. specifically what is it I just know to. do I knew a dude who lived next to a. golf course and from drinking. groundwater got bone cancer all the. heavy not just him but a bunch of people. in his neighborhood to the point where. there was some sort of a class action.

lawsuit this dude had a fake femur he. had like a rod because he developed. cancer in his femur dud they they paint. the grass and [ __ ] and they put all this. crazy that's why becoming like a new. parent nowadays is such Madness cuz you. start to investigate this [ __ ] and it's. [ __ ] crazy the fear is it just. continues to get worse it's not getting. better better and there's more of these. kind of chemicals and things that are. introduced into our lives and as.

industrial agriculture grows and. regenerative agriculture is more. difficult to do and it's sort of Niche. it's scarier and scarier you start going. down like the rabbit hole like like what. is it like the the chemicals from like. anti-depressants don't you know they. don't deteriorate so they're like now. and you can find them in like tap water. yeah you find them in piss people piss. them out so r a rare Snopes true the. story I mean I don't know about how much. it happens but it happened for sure and. it's a pretty crazy okay it says Navy.

Lieutenant George M prior 30 played 36. holes of go golf the Army Navy uh. Country Club in Arlington Virginia even. before the last hole prior was. complaining of a headache by Nightfall. he was feverish and nauseated and. developed a rash 4 days later prior was. in Bethesda naval hospital with 104.5. degree fever his body covered in. blisters he died 10 days later after a. toxic substance had burned the skin from. 80% of his body and caused his major. organs to fail the toxic substance was.

determined to be Dil an FDA approved. fungicide that had been sprayed on the. Army Navy Golf Course twice a week prior. apparently add hypers sensitivity to the. chemical used in fungicide causing a. severe allergic reaction his widow filed. a 122 million lawsuit against the. manufacturer Diamond Shamrock Chemical. Company the lawsuit was eventually. settled out of. court wow yeah man whoa heavy whoa just.

putting a tea in your mouth that's like. I think that the the Bill Murray. character in catty Shack you know I. think he's affected by the golf course. chemicals well it kind of makes sense. that like it doesn't really make sense. you have that much grass like how do you. how do you have all that grass how do. you what are you doing to keep that. grass happy we hung out with Bill Murray. last week what was that. like he introduced us on stage was. [ __ ] amazing he introduced you on. stage and then he jumped on stage and. started playing Bongos while we're.

playing Lon but. yeah that's amazing that's amazing he's. uh man he's like how old is he I think. he was born in 1950 he's. 74 he's just [ __ ] like Fast smart no. he hasn't slowed down at all I heard he. doesn't. have a phone that you have to call an. answering machine he's just he's just. whip smart and like just 1950 bam son on.

the nose three for three that's four. that was the fourth right he just so. fast you know what I mean was that the. third one he was really he was really. nice um yeah I'm a super fan of Bill. Murray and uh I've actually just too. nervous to even speak to him the first. time I met him I sat right behind him. actually my brother sat right behind him. and I sat right behind his brother at. game seven of the World Series in. Cleveland um when the Cubs beat the. Indians and it was it was amazing but I.

was too nervous to talk to him my. brother of course hit him on the. shoulder I was like you know Bill said. something sassy to him but is his his. brother uh had had like you know like. the the font on his phone at like 72. point you know I mean I could I could. read it from behind him and at one point. he text he he was texting like someone. that said what's the score too drunk to. read the. [Laughter]. scoreboard that's hilarious yeah that's.

hilarious but that's I I think about. this a lot is. like watching sports in the 80s when I. was a kid. like how do we even see the. television like cuz the TV would be like. this big yeah and you watch the footage. on YouTube on like YouTube now like it. looks did it look better on TV back then. cuz you can't even see what the [ __ ]. happening like well you're probably. getting copies of copies so maybe it's. deteriorated but the television quality. back then was awful it must I mean I I'm.

trying to think did anybody actually. watch any I mean that's why like my dad. used to always just listen to the games. and I'm like well probably was better. than watching the [ __ ] thing yeah I. wonder I wonder how good the cameras. even picked up like highspeed motion and. [ __ ] right because it's all just film. cameras right wouldn't the exposure vary. depending on what you're focusing on. yeah old basketball footage is pretty. trash yeah want me see what that looks. like old basketball let's watch some.

basketball from like the 50s let's watch. it from the 80s you won't be able to see. anything the 50s probably looks good. yeah okay the 80s start basketball from. the. 80s yeah they didn't have digital. cameras big difference look at that [ __ ]. you barely see what's. happening well they would be able to. focus on people's faces. but like when you're watching guys run. and they they change their. distance maybe that's why maybe that's. why weedies were so popular in the ' 80s.

because it's the only time you could. clearly. see basketball. players that's hilarious look at that. footage dude you can't you can't make. out anybody's face yeah everything was. so low resolution you either have to. have Sports Illustrated or weedies to. tell who's [ __ ] playing sports yeah. the resolution's awful. all of the 80s footage like this you. could recreate this in AI like that no. problem imagine trying to shoot a real.

UFO with a camera like this trying to. show it to. brother no man I saw this. [ __ ] if you ever seen. anything. um you know I know I saw something once. and it was. uh it was right after. 911 and it was weird cuz I'd seen this. Fireball kind of go through the sky like. a day or two. earlier this was all during the nfly. period of time right after.

9911 but what I saw that was but I I. still don't know what the [ __ ] it was. was and it it was I was driving my. girlfriend from akan to she went to. school at the time uh she was going to. Oberlin it's really liberal school out. in the middle of nowhere in Ohio and I. was driving out there and it's on the. way towards the F. FAA headquarters is like in Lorraine or. Lia Ohio that's where they monitor all. the flights for North America or for the. United States and um anyway I was.

driving out there and I saw this thing. hovering over a house and it was you. know I was I took note cuz like no fly. zone you was like right and it it looked. like a helicopter or something like. because there's a light coming down but. but no other lights and. uh but it was like only 100 ft Above. This House in the middle of nowhere. right along the same stretch Road ride. seing this Fireball a couple days. earlier. and I was driving a stick shift Ford. Escort and I I I put it in neutral and. rolled down the windows as I got closer.

and there was like no sound coming from. this thing and uh my girlfriend had like. one of those next cell phones the early. the Early cell phone and she turned it. on cuz I like you should call someone. like call the police or something this. is insane and the minute like the screen. turned on this thing just like took off. it didn't go like thousands of miles an. hour but it went really really fast it. made no sound it just was. like that's the only thing I've ever. seen but I still don't know what the.

[ __ ] it was wow but you see weird [ __ ]. like in Ohio cuz there's right Patterson. Air Force Base there yeah one time I was. driving we were on tour ours driving us. in uh right like for the tree lines on. the side of the road and right I'm just. driving and a Harrier just like pops up. like you know those planes that can kind. of just popped up like right maybe 100. yards from the. road but yeah that's what that's what. they apparently keep the uh Alien.

corpses you know yeah that's what they. supposedly flew the wreckage from. Roswell New Mexico to R Patterson Air. Air Force Base it's good it's a good. place to keep it because I'm from Ohio. and I've never actually been into Dayton. Ohio. so just the outside of. Dayton if they do still have that. there that's really rude you should let. people see that if you you guys really. did find a [ __ ] crashed UFO how about. a little heads up it's rude it's rude.

that they've had it for so long and. we've just been people go to their grave. just guessing don't they say that like. they uh they. recovered apparently the recovered. materials and stuff they in order to um. not have to turn it over to the public. they keep just giving it to private uh. defense. contractors really that's who holds the. material I think that's what that well I. would imagine if I was the government. and I had a crashed UFO that's why I.

bring it to the private defense. contractors I would they're already good. at keeping secrets they already know how. to make your weapons and they know how. to do stuff that you don't know how to. do they're doing it for you like it's. not like the [ __ ] government. themselves makes the missiles they hire. people to make the missiles there's this. massive building in akan called the air. do it was built in the late. 20s um so they could build blimp BLS cuz. that they used to build all the blimps. in Aran it's incredible looks like Star. Wars I mean it's [ __ ] nuts cuz it's. right in the middle of a neighborhood it.

rains it has its own atmosphere it rains. inside there wow yeah it's the most. ominous looking structure um it's so. [ __ ] long and big it's like holy [ __ ]. yeah that's so big it's like right you. know it's like you can see it from like. the whole south side of the city um but. now they have like this crazy around it. it's Lockheed Martin I think controls it. I don't and I like what the [ __ ] are. they building in there but you can't get.

close to it you can't get close at all. what they're building there is probably. minor league stuff the stuff they build. out in the middle of nowhere the desert. carved into the mountain that's the. scary [ __ ] that's what I'm saying I. think most of what people are seeing is. a government aircraft either a drone or. something that's why they won't even. acknowledge the Hypersonic Mell like. they just they just announced that. they're like discontinuing research on. the Hypersonic missile when clear. clearly they they must have the you know. it must be fully operational yeah I.

wouldn't imagine they would tell us like. they don't have to that's one of the. most incredible things about the way the. government works is that the amount of. money that they get that was that was. the argument for the reason why this. hasn't been disclosed like the. government doesn't want to come out and. say well it was the money allocation. like you lie you had have lied to. Congress about where the money was going. well someone was saying like it's like. the opposite of brinkmanship like. there's the there's weapons that exist. that if other countries knew they. existed would just be such a [ __ ].

threat that you know it would cause. Awards the idea that someone had. something like that no other country had. you know that you could wield that kind. of weapon so there these weapons that. get in invented that have to remain top. secret because it would just upend the. whole [ __ ] power. structure damn well that's what those. [ __ ] drones are that makes sense if. the whole power structure will get I. mean how would it not get upended by. something that doesn't rely on. conventional propulsion and moves insane.

in a way that like it's not even. physically possible we no sound that Tic. Tac thing if that thing is ours and. they've had it since. 2004 right imagine what they're yeah at. now and also what are they making I'm. sure that AI stuff is just that's the. weapon that like I'm sure yeah I mean. and there o developing Quantum Quantum. Computing which will apparently like all. passcodes all that nonsense that's all. out the window now yeah it'll be able to.

sort all that out really. quick yeah I. mean that's what yeah I think yeah. things are going to get progressively. more insane over the next decade yeah. they're going to get [ __ ] real weird. exponentially crazy real weird yeah but. I yeah Dan and I always talking about. what why are all these billionaires. building bonkers like what the [ __ ] we. looked at some bunkers did you for. sale but you want to live though you'd. be surprised what you can find some like.

the old missile silos really cool. furnished fully furnished if we go back. to full-on Mad Max days like if there's. a nuclear war what what are you coming. back to what's going to be left well I. tell you what we have to do is take acid. praise each other and we'll be safe and. listen to your music yeah yeah we were. talking about corrup before we started. the podcast that this he was out here in. Waco and that they're all failed rock. stars yeah like a lot of these guys.

they're failed rock stars Manson Manson. Kesh yeah there's probably a bunch of. them Jim Jones kind of look he looks. like he could have been. honestly person there's a guitar player. named Glenn Schwarz from Cleveland he. was one of our big influences he played. in a cult uh during the 70s and uh yeah. the cult leader was just a failed. Rockstar he played in a well he he had. one of the first Christian rock bands uh. ever yeah the all saved Freak band The. all saved Freak band they actually have. some insane guitar riffs what's that oh.

yeah cuz Glenn Schwarz is playing guitar. they he turn the guy turned out this guy. named Glenn Schwarz and he he became a. follower of his and like he was one of. the most ripping guitar players oh my. God it's like Jimmy Hendrick's playing. Christian rock what's that they have one. Fallen salvation of the white hris dude. we used to go see him at this little bar. in the Flats on in the on the right on. the river in Cleveland was lost to a. religious cult whoa we had him open for. us a couple times he would just go on. these rants screaming religious rants it.

was incredible oh. wow so he would do the religious rants. in between the songs what he looks like. now he passed away a few years ago but. he was the original guitar player in the. James gang see look there's Dan and uh. Joe Walsh yeah we played with him we. flew him down to he was a he was one of. Joe Walsh's first influen. Joe said the reason he wanted he play. rock and roll is because of Glenn wow. and now imagine that because Joe's the. guy who gave Jimmy pagee the last Paul.

you know what I mean just like he's also. the guy that changed the. Eagles he changed changed a lot of. things changed a lot of things anyway. Glenn was. amazing wow so what was this religious. cult what was it. called I I don't I don't remember what. it was called but assd definitely played. a role absolutely yeah yeah well that's. the thing about making these things. legal that's the real when people say.

that we're propping up the cartel true. yes definitely and I think you should be. able to do whatever you want as a grown. adult however if we do make things legal. we're going to lose some folks yeah. we're going to lose some folks there's. gonna be there's drugs out there that I. don't give a [ __ ] if Purdue Pharma is. making it. even if it's pure like people are going. to die for sure and are are we willing. to do that because there's going to be a.

bunch of people that try heroin if. heroin becomes legal I'm not going to do. it but but I'm a 56-year-old man I'm not. I'm not as I'm not an 18-year-old kid. that'd be like [ __ ] it I'll try it well. like some of this like uh. unregulated um psychedelic stuff is a. friend of mine. asked me if I wanted to micro do. mushrooms and I I was like I said you. know of course like this is small. amount and.

like I was in LA in an. Uber uh driving down Sunset and all of a. sudden like I realized that it was not a. micro do it was like I was like what the. [ __ ] how much she was like there's two. and a half grams in the whole bar and I. was like DH there's no and like it was. like two and a half grams in in each. like sare square and I had like one and. a half I was like there's no [ __ ] way. I like I can't even read my phone it. looks like you. know all digital and like the music I.

like I had to tell the Uber driver to. turn the [ __ ] music change it because. it was just like I was like I was going. into like I could felt like I was inside. of a. computer oh my God and I was like we. were we were making our record I was. like uh get me back to the hotel we were. staying at the chatau Marmont and like. we had it this is our first time staying. there in like 5 years we or longer we. hadn't cuz they had like tried to turn. into a private club and it was kind of. close to the public we're back there for.

the first time and uh I'm like [ __ ]. tripping my balls off I like just get me. back to the [ __ ] room and I'm like. you know beining up the stairs and the. security guy is like he's like excuse me. you you what are you doing here I was. like I'm staying here he's like where's. your key like I I was like I don't know. he's like he's like what's your name and. I like dude my my Alias was U don't tell. your well I'll change it but it was it.

was I said it's sir Eaton hog from. spinal tap he's like what's your name I. was like eaten hog oh he's like leave. the premises. immediately and then I was like what. he's like leave the premises immediately. and then finally like I'm like freaking. out like the general manager comes out. like Mr Mr hog please come to your room. and I was like I was like you don't know. what's happening to me right now what's. going but like what did the guy look.

like that was questioning youel like a. bond villain the hotel Alias always. [ __ ] us up the AL like no one's ever. called looking like looking for us so. like that's what they tell you that's. like one of the big things for people. that aren't actually famous that they. like they they make you feel better by. be like Dan Pat you need an alias now. it's like like that's like rule number. one of like how to make your [ __ ]. client feel better as a manager. like like so now all that happens is.

when we have it we're just trying to get. like whenever we l our key we're like uh. no it's under an alias we're like excuse. me and like who the [ __ ] do you think. you are having a [ __ ] fake name no. one's recognized you ever in this hotel. like there's someone actually famous. sitting right there like sus sandon's. right here who the [ __ ] do you think. she's under her real name by the way. stop [ __ ] fake name yeah but if you. announce that then they're going to go. looking for you now you got to change. sir eaten hog though I out I'm going to.

yeah I I want I want the attention I'm. going to start checking in under like. Shawn pan or. something Sean pen and guest he's done a. lot of groundw work over the years like. you might just you know there might just. be random ladies calling for you all the. time that dude is he's wild he does some. wild [ __ ] like they're going down to. South America or to Mexico and and and. talking to El Chapo like what what are. you doing writing for the rolling St and.

then El Chao got th thrown in prison he. was in Haiti too. right um was he in Haiti imagine Shan. P's a problem and he was in Ukraine too. you said he wanted to melt osters to. make bullets it's like Bono and him. attracted to like they need that kind of. attention Whatever It Is Well I think. they feel a social responsibility that. comes with their Fame it's like guys. that want to like save a a. chick our friend Brian calls him Captain. sa a. ho I've heard that one before yeah.

that's a good one there are gu guys like. that a white knight I generally think. those guys are guys with problems that. want to avoid their own problems and. they they they look at those girls and. go I'm going to fix that that's concate. have you thought about getting into. Psychiatry I think I have I'm gonna get. a couch I'm do you mean to tell me you. think Shawn pan and Bono might have some. sort of complex somewhere dud I've got. I've got a funny story. dude my one of one of my best friends um.

was dating this chick uh this is in the. in the late 90s he was you know totally. in love with her and they were living in. he was live they had sep Apartments but. he was he was in New York there in New. York and he was walking to his job and. he had to take a [ __ ] so he had a key to. his girlfriend's a apartment he pops. into her apartment he's sitting on the. toilet taking a [ __ ] and the [ __ ] this. is the answering machine goes off and. this is you know back then the phone.

would ring the answering machine would. come up and you could hear the person. leaving the message and it was Sean pen. calling his girlfriend being like I had. so much fun [ __ ] you this weekend oh. my God like find out about it while he's. taking his [ __ ] oh my God yeah dude. oh oh my god oh [ __ ] I had so much fun. [ __ ] you this weekend not Sean Conor. smacking your Sean.

Conor that would be great Sean. Conor Sean. pen hilarious dude imagine if you got. that phone call like zinsky called your. girlfriend that was a tough wipe for. that guy could you. imagine did Sean P meeting without chap. help already Tracked Down The Kingpin is. that that is what happened right yeah. Shan pen says no but there might be. documents that say otherwise but wasn't. it something about tracking his cell.

phone he was arrested days. later I was trying to read through it to. find the proof but like they I didn't. really find actual proof I don't know. that the actual proof they're not going. to say like yep 100% this is exactly. what we did I think the more intelligent. and crafty of the drug cartel leaders. they don't tell you who they are anymore. I think you know I think like the guys. on the ground know but I don't think. there's any El chapos out it's like when. Gotti was the mafia King yeah you have a. bad it's a bad track record to be a.

celebrity uh um criminal yeah seems like. greatest MERS are the ones they never do. the movies about yeah or they're clever. like Vince and the Ching Gigante Who. would wear a bathrobe and walk around. like he was a crazy person and then the. the FBI installed wires on every hubc. cap of every car down his route so they. parked their own cars there so they. could catch this guy talking so he would. talk like pretend he's crazy and he. would say listen this [ __ ] we're.

going to kill him unless he gives us 50%. so he was going over he was going over. his [ __ ] telling his his captains. what to. do so he had the cover was that he was. insane the cover was that he was nuts. yeah so he would wear a bathrobe and act. like a crazy person yeah that's a good. cover I think it can get you out of a. lot of [ __ ] that's what doing pleading. Insanity too to like you know get you. out a lot of [ __ ] yeah sure blaming. zolof and cocaine have you heard the the. craziest one what this chick was on a.

date with this guy she' been dating him. a little bit uh they smoked weed and she. stabbed him 108 times and she got. off on like she got probation right. something crazy and the idea is that the. marijuana caused her to be so psychotic. that she stabbed this guy a hundred. times Jesus what yeah. imagine okay um jurors found 30 uh Brin.

Spectre okay the police tried to stop. her will not serve she will not serve. any prison time the judges ruled um. 32-year-old from Ventura County guilty. in December of involuntary manslaughter. after you stabbed her boyfriend how's. that involuntary when you stabbed. someone 108 times while high on cannabis. involuntary well this yeah that's both. took several hits from a bong loaded. with. marijuana uh she had an adverse reaction.

to the marijuana and suffered from what. experts call cannabis induced psychotic. disorder boy you don't want to [ __ ]. set that President set that president of. I mean I mean that just means everyone. should carry like an emergency joint in. their pocket if they ever get in trouble. just [ __ ] she stabbed she also. stabbed her dog and turn the knife on. herself Light It Up. accidentally stabbed my friend 108 times. good thing I have this emergency. joint alabi joint she stabbed her dog.

and she stabbed herself too she stabbed. herself in the neck that happened in. 2018 did it I thought the store just. yeah the store just went around but it. happened over six years. ago. interesting what the [ __ ]. dude I mean that seems a little odd The. Alibi. joint what state was that in California. California Thousand Oaks California's. California is amazing they're they're.

that's a lost State and they just keep. going down that hole my friend just got. back from San Francisco and he's like it. was insane he's like it's you can't. believe it's real 100 hours not even 108. 100. hours Jamie with the Zinger Jamie with. the Zinger that's a Tony hinchcliff line. sound like something Tony would say. that's hilarious man we love that kill. Tony stuff it's amazing that he's been. doing over there the show's amazing he. does Arena shows now yeah I know it's.

incredible it's so fun it's such a fun. and it's the anchor of B of comedy in. Austin it's the anchor of Comedy really. in the country because it gives people. that are like legitimately just starting. out you can become famous on that show. these guys are all like touring now like. William Montgomery is [ __ ] killing it. I killing it on the road David Lucas is. killing it on the road these guys. killing Casey Rockets who works at our. club he's awesome these [ __ ] these guy.

these young guys they're [ __ ] good. man and they're really and you have one. minute on that show so there's no room. for [ __ ] and virtue signaling and. you know this is my stance on shut the. [ __ ] up funny let's go so it's like it's. sets this tone it doesn't matter what. your perspective is just make it good. make it funny you got a minute and then. you're going to get judged and roasted. by Comedians and they're going to roast. each other and it's just it's a. free like you could say anything it's. fun and everybody wants you to they want.

you to say anything yeah they don't seem. it doesn't seem like they're like trying. to hurt anybody's feelings no fun it's. fun they're doing it to each other and. laughing hard like when David Lucas and. Tony hinchliff roast roast each other. it's some of the funniest [ __ ] I've ever. seen in my life I sometimes I can't. breathe cuz I'm I'm sitting right next. to them while they're going after each. other and they're both so quick they're. so good at it did you catch uh Po's Kil. Tony shout out what you interviewed him.

you asked him about the guilty and he's. like I'm never going to stop doing them. that's like Willam Montgomery no that's. him no that's him saying I'm never going. to stop going for it it's kind of the. way he said it though that's interesting. I don't think that's I think he was just. saying I'm never going to stop it seemed. very his [ __ ] he that's his his go-to. submission as a g te I have to ask. cuz he almost got gab in that he said. I'm never going to stop yeah I think. we're going to go do the William William. Montgomery podcast [ __ ] yeah you should. do it he's a [ __ ] National Treasure.

he's a weird dude we're going to get on. we're going to get on their cailes early. and ride him in I want you to be real. cognizant when he hugs you when he hugs. you he [ __ ] firmly hugs you hugs you. in an odd way like he's thinking of. murdering. you he's amazing he's so funny dude he. does remind me of friends I had from. Memphis too Memphis Memphis people talk. in a particular way it's funny well have. you ever seen when his father and his. mother come on the show I haven't seen. that his father and his mother came to.

see him when they did the theater in. town the the HB Center and uh he was. dressed what was he wearing he was. wearing like a leather strap across his. chest leather Cod. piece like bare legs bare arms bare. chest like he was dressed in some. [ __ ] SNM [ __ ] and then he did standup. and it was amazing it was amazing it was. amazing but kill Tony. is it allow it gives comics and. opportunity to get in front of the.

[ __ ] biggest live show that exists on. YouTube and it it's it sets a great tone. it's a fun thing yeah it sets it gives. it gives people an understanding too. like they'll give you good tips too like. you know try to concentrate on this and. what how you how did you write did you. ever try this on your friends like how. do you you know let how do you develop. this stuff like how long you been doing. it where did you start it's real fast. too between sections very you know. accessible and it's live you know people.

love that kind of [ __ ] where it's just. like it's all improvised it's happening. in the moment it's it's really happening. live well we're hoping to go to your. Club while we're here well you're going. man you're going tonight let's go I want. you guys to see Shane Shane Gillis is. one of the funniest human beings has. ever lived is he there tonight yeah he's. there tonight oh amazing yeah. I'm making sure he's coming beautiful. dogs yeah so funny we're big fans of him. he's awesome he's such a good dude too. he's the [ __ ] he's everything you'd hope.

he'd be he's like that 247 that's cool. how he is on podcast that's how he is so. fun he's awesome he he lives here now. yeah we've always yeah it feels like. it's like an exciting time for uh comedy. in a way it is it is you you know you're. kind of leading the charge there too. well we got a great group that are here. now and everybody really appreciates it. they really appreciate that we're all. together in this and that's what's fun. about it it's like it's a real Community. comedians com we've always been like we'.

fan girl out over comedians more than. musicians well that's the opposite for. me too I fan girl out on musicians CU I. zero [ __ ] I don't know how to do. anything so when I see you guys it's. just to me it's magic like you guys are. making magic you're making magic that is. like a drug. you know like if I'm alone and I'm. driving to go to a comedy club and I. throw Sinister kid on I get [ __ ]. fired up that's a drug man it's a drug.

it gives you a feeling it's just like a. drug you hear a good [ __ ] oh [ __ ]. yeah and you you're you're driving you. know it's like you're you're. experiencing the art physically it's not. just like that painting's beautiful you. know a good [ __ ] song when you're on. a treadmill you're like woo let's. [ __ ] go you'll Crank That speed up. you you get you feel different you guys. make. magic we just sit around send each other. like nor McDonald.

clips that was the one that we there's. one where he's talking about uh gay porn. have you seen. that what he say he just was like you. know there's these porn I like he's. porn's my favorite movie but there's. this one type of porn I just just can't. get into gay. por it's just everyone there's not a. single good. one it's just men [ __ ] other.

men it's so funny it's like a minute. long but it's just like I've watched it. like 50 times he was doing this thing. about uh guys [ __ ] guys in the ass. he's like I'm sorry I'll clean up my. language I'm sorry for my language goes. here's something you never hear anybody. say he made love to me in my ass. oh he what a [ __ ] G that guy was my. God so fun didn't even tell anybody who. had cancer he was dying like I'm going.

to go visit someone in Canada incredible. move wow yeah just said I'm going to go. out my own. terms he's amazing I was randomly on. flights sitting next to him twice really. just random unbelievable I knew him I. knew him from the clubs so it was. awesome but it's just complete random. that we got sat next to each other twice. so two flights I got a full like Norm. McDonald experience we're just laughing. and talking laughing he was amazing one.

one flight he was telling me yeah quit. cigarettes so [ __ ] [ __ ] cigarettes. are terrible and he's telling me how. great he feels now that he quit. cigarettes the whole deal the moment we. land he runs right into the gift St buys. a cigarettes and was lighting it before. he got out the door he goes all that. talk about cigarettes I [ __ ] want one. amazing amazing he was. amazing amazing just total dumb luck sat.

next to him. twice I've never sat next to a famous. person on a plane than thanks. dude wait I I didn't know who he was he. had an. [Laughter]. alias actually Susan sandon was on her. plane here but I didn't I was a seat. away. doesn't count doesn't. count dude I A friend of mine has the. craziest story about he was sitting on. he was on a Southwest flight that was.

like uh from LA to Nashville but it. stopped in. Phoenix at first and they picked up this. this woman got on the plane and my. friend was on the aisle this chick was. in the middle and this guy was on the. window and the guy just starts like. hitting on this chick and they start. kind of like on a flight from you know. over like a red eyee back to Nashville. like the the guy and a girl just hitting. on each other and then like she like you.

know starts like fooling around with him. and like gets ask for a blanket and like. blows him on the. plane and my friend's just like what the. [ __ ] is going on this is incredible and. then. like afterwards he's like so what do you. do she's like I'm an actress and like oh. yeah what kind of movies he's like you. know ad movies and like land he gets her. name and like she did just like broken. the AIDS protocol that's like being.

kicked out of the porn industry and the. guy just got blown by her on a plate she. just broke the AIDS protocol. that's oh my God the story I mean this. was years ago but who that woman that. was married to Antonio Banderas the. famous actress Melanie Melanie Griffith. Melanie Griffith I was on a plane to. England once with her and uh it was an. overnight flight and you know so she's. lying there sleeping so her you know.

seats reclin she's lying there sleeping. and then there's this very fat guy who's. in the chair right across the aisle so. the way it lines up her face is right. where his ass is and this guy starts. farting I mean he started farting to I. was awake I was on my computer I was. awake I was like what the [ __ ] this guy. is farting in the face of a famous. actress and I was like imagine if this. was this guy's plot all along this is.

what I want this what I want he's like. he's got a fart fetish he's like you're. telling me she's going to be on this. flight I want my seat to line up where. my ass is going to be in her face like. if that's what he was into you couldn't. have lined it up any better dude she she. probably is so resilient to the grossest. F she grew up like in a house surrounded. by like a hundred lions tigers yes I I'm. friends with uh yeah there's a footage. of her getting dragged into the pool by. lion that that footage is bananas and.

that movie that they made that what is. it called rage roar roar they made a. movie with all these [ __ ]. cats I'm friends with uh Dakota Johnson. her daughter and I've known her for I. guess you know before she was famous you. know what I mean and she was telling me. she told me like that her mom grew up. with all these cats and I didn't I mean. I I didn't not believe her but I had no. idea until I started seeing this so.

incredible [ __ ] a while ago she's lying. in bed with a lion I mean a lion fart an. actual lion yeah imagine what those yeah. saying she's probably she probably maybe. enjoyed the guys it's probably a relief. she flashbacks to her time on the farm. she like. yeah so that was another time that I. flew with a famous. person yeah [ __ ] you know I got set Mi. to Billy Gibbons one time oh wow it's. [ __ ] awesome that's [ __ ] awesome.

yeah showed me pictures of cars and [ __ ]. the whole time it's [ __ ]. amazing I got sat next to Ed O'Neal once. that was pretty awesome Ed O'Neal from. Married with Children Bundy Bundy he's a. legend legitimate Brazilian jiu-jitsu. black belt really what yep he's a real. black belt wow yeah like legit everybody. I know that's roll with him legit and. you know we talked Jiu-Jitsu for like. two. hours that's cool it was amazing is that.

what Zuckerberg's into yeah he's into. MMA he does Jiu-Jitsu too though. Jiu-Jitsu is a part of MMA have you seen. this has he got the goods he definitely. is training he definitely knows what. he's doing and he's training with really. good people like he was out here. training with like Top Flight Jiu-Jitsu. people and he you know he's got access. to all these people that are interested. in training with him trains with UFC. people he he loves it he he actually. blew his ACL out doing it and the. board's worried about him like that it. could negatively affect the company.

right him engaging in this very. dangerous violent activity he competed. in Jiu-Jitsu tournaments here you see. him he's. won he's good like he's a very smart. dude he's very competitive and he uh he. trains with really good guys there. Israel adna and Alex volkanovski. yeah he's into it man like he's. legitimately putting in the. work it's exciting it's fun his his his. bangs always bother me his bangs yeah.

like the way his hair a crazy girl style. Crazy Girls let me see it again let me. see what you're talking. about there it kind of needs to it needs. to go up not that's that's an odd look. maybe that's like I'm a billionaire I. don't want to look too good I don't know. what it is make me look a little a. little bit Little Caesar is he's like. Little Caesar you know the movies where. like the hot girl takes her glasses off. right I think he needs to get glasses. put on.

him that's what happened to me I can't. you can't even look at my face but put. the glasses on it's the opposite for. guys it's a good move you're ugly you. put the [ __ ] [ __ ] glasses put glasses. on right it makes you at least look. small there he goes there he go now he's. looking good I think you're right yeah I. really think you're right wait a minute. not those glasses not those glasses The. Meta glasses not the little clear those. are the ones that you could use to spy. on people there you go that's a [ __ ]. weird new thing that you have to be. aware of people wearing sunglasses that.

can film you stop just went up. yeah it's a big one for perverts I'm. sure oh yeah you know Pat played with. them on. stage they sent me a pair and I was. trying to like but it's just like if you. watch the footage it just like makes you. want to puke. shaking all over the place it has a mic. on it too it has mic sounds like [ __ ]. hear him grunting the whole.

time yeah that's something people don't. really pick up unless you got the mic. right here he didn't tell me about it. either he just put the glasses on side. of stage for The Encore that's hilarious. I mean the conversations were on going. in your presence I looked at him I was. like the [ __ ] are you doing dude am I on. camera right now you knew about it I. mean possibly you didn't. but that's also like you know there's a.

lot of times when D be like no one. [ __ ] told me this like it's been in. the calendar for like two months but. it's weird because there's not going to. be a time there's going to be a time. rather in the future where you're not. going to be able to stop people from. recording things they just going to be. able to record everything no matter what. I mean um. they don't don't already do that they're. going to be able to do it into contact. lenses they're going to be able to. figure out a way where it's not even a. glass it's just a contact. lens if if things keep going the way.

they're going this way like they keep. getting smaller and smaller and more. more effective they'll probably figure. out a way to make it a contact. lens yeah it's like people who. film like concert videos I mean people. film people go back and look at all that. [ __ ] they're filming no no like I don't. think anybody's ever watched a wedding. video like ever D people watch who I've. had people force me to watch their. wedding video. what what the [ __ ] yeah sit down watch.

my never seen a wedding video oh my God. you only ever see you know what those. are they're made so that if case someone. gets murdered they can use it in. Forensic. Files look how he's looking at the bride. look how happy he was seemingly right. seemingly right they're never that's all. they're used for. well the worst is fireworks right who. watches fireworks videos but everybody. films fireworks it's like you feel like. you can't live unless you're capturing. things constantly the same people that.

watch uh fireworks videos also watch. lots of videos of like. trains or fire trucks just driveing. by watch videos of people dining inside. of. trains the fact that people still go on. trains. trains are a wild way to move around in. Europe it's amazing yeah but it's a it's. in America there's always the threat. that someone could lay some [ __ ] down on.

the tracks like people do every now and. again there's some person who decides to. sabotage the tracks and there's not a. [ __ ] chance in hell that you can go. over all that track and make sure no. one's done that you're going 400 miles. an hour whatever it's going it's flying. across the country you could with AI. I guess. well that's how they're going to get us. yeah I mean like you see those. uh you know photos of train traveling up.

until like the fifth early 60s it kind. of kind of looks amazing well what it is. great way to see the country the view is. incredible you're in this thing imagine. back in the old days when they would. just open up the window and shoot. buffalos yeah but it's like you also had. like now it's like I think you just they. only serve like hot dogs. you know what I mean probably right I. think so if you're traveling across the. country back in in the old days when. they first did it it must have been. amazing imagine if M if melie Griffin.

was in a sleeper car with that. guy on that. diet he's been eating hot fries and hot. dogs for four. days as they had a shower in 4 days and. his asses in Melanie Griffin's face. just opening up how fast do those trains. go like those old timey trains when they. first started crossing the country I bet. they didn't go over 60 they really would. just open up the window and shoot.

buffalos [ __ ]. insane what a crazy time like no one had. ever had a train before now all of a. sudden there's this thing that you can. hop on and make your way across the. country yeah and like then the. presidents would ride them and just like. give some shitty speech off the back the. whole town come is that what they did. the presidents would just get out and. talk to people off the back they. wouldn't even get they would just stand. on the back stand on the back 40 to 65. miles hour. wow you [ __ ] had that right on the.

money Bud wow. huh don't say but what about um the. really old timey ones like the ones what. was the first ones that they put across. the country when the the. Transcontinental right it was that. 1866 it was like right after the Civil. War how fast were trains in 1890 they. can approach 880 M an hour that's. probably so how much stuff it's pulling. slows it down you know so right like how. many cars just a locomotive I guess oh I. see I see the locomotives that makes I.

it's a very intense engineering cuz they. can only go up like a steepest is like a. 5% grade so that's like oh really. something like that that's why my. brother's works for Amtrak but yeah. there's a lot of crazy [ __ ] about TR so. what do they do when they get to a hill. they just have to level they have to. they have to through a tunnel oh or. whatever you know right that makes sense. yeah. wow so they have to Tunnel everything. yeah for these [ __ ] trains yeah and a.

lot of those Railways out the early on. you know were built by. Chinese oh yeah it's like you go out. west the first time we went out west on. tour like we go to these small towns. middle of nowhere you know and there. would be like an old Chinese restaurant. and it's like said like with signs it. said like chop sooie and then you go you. like have the worst Chinese food you've. ever had in your whole life like tastes. like something that they scraped off the. teeth of a brosaurus.

just like ground. up cabbage and. [ __ ] yeah back in those days when they. were doing that it's when they developed. those opium dens too opium dens was like. a big thing that was brought over by the. Chinese that's like it's like around the. time that they like Portland Oregon was. was like known for uh people getting. shanghaied where they would get like. drugged and then they like open like a. trap door in the bar and they would fall. down and then they would get put on a.

ship to China what and wake up like in. the middle of the ocean and just have to. work what that's what yeah getting. Shanghai it is that from that holy. [ __ ] could you. imagine imagine the lawsuit now. dude actually that's probably happening. still in other countries yeah some to. kidnapper tricked them into working for. you traditional way to Shanghai someone. has to drugg them and put them on the. ship the person wakes up he better get.

to work his turn popped up in the 19th. century [ __ ] man you imagine living back. in the day where you had a worry that. someone was going to kidnap you and. force you into slave labor well that was. like well the 80s we were worried about. I was very worried about getting. kidnapped when I was a kid cuz it was. like everywhere all over the [ __ ]. news and the milk cartons M yeah there's. like famous kids you know kids they. finding bodies and [ __ ] yeah I when I. was walking to school once some you know. somebody it was really.

snowy and I was I always walked with my. buddy but I was on my way to his house. and his car pulled up and was like I'll. get you know this person's totally. bundled up like so suspicious like I'll. give you a ride get in the. car they're real I just ran to my. buddy's house I was like. dude Pro maybe it was just some old lady. I couldn't tell but it's terrifying when. I was a kid I was in a library and I was. looking at these uh Monster books and um.

this guy stood next to me he said do you. like Monster books I said yeah and he. goes I've got some out in my car you. want to see him I'm like okay I was like. eight yeah you know I was a latch key. kid and so I start walking out the door. with this guy and the lady who's a. librarian started screaming Joseph get. away from that man he just got out of. jail and the guy just runs the guy runs. and I'm standing there just crying. like they got me got my mom and I went.

home but it was like what the [ __ ] like. that he could have got. me oh my God I was so naive I was. eight I just thought the guy also liked. Monster books what a sick dude we used. to play in the woods [ __ ] we used to. we used to walk. down Through the Woods Cross the riv. over by the jail yeah you know oh boy. over by the jail you know what I mean. the workhouse yeah anybody ever get out. of that jail yeah somebody escaped once.

and his his nickname was like the. butcher. but but it was just like at the time or. maybe it was something like that but. like he he just like had his like 10th. DUI or. something I we knew quite a few people. in akan who have over three. DUIs do you remember that one guy who. escaped jail with the help of a a female. officer that he was. banging and then like she was supposed. to meet him didn't they make a movie. about that I don't know I think this was.

fairly recent like within the last 10. years but this guy started banging one. of the female Corrections. Officers and then uh vaguely remember. that I think she helped him Escape she. met him tried to meet up with them and. they arrested her and arrested him and. she killed herself she killed herself. y yeah what was the. story oh there it is detectives another. found that Vicky White had allegedly. fallen in love with the inmate given him. the special treatment at the jail she.

ultimately helped concoct the plot for. Casey white to escape which ended 11. days later with his capture and she died. from self-inflicted gunshot wound just. like the guy who um was The. Whistleblower for Boeing I'm confused he. died from gunshot wound too czy why. would she kill herself. cuz like she's just she's already knows. that she's she fell in love in prison. she's cuz she's going to go to prison. with girls now well there's going to be. a male pretending to be a male security. guard hey maybe [ __ ] around and maybe uh.

what's his name mark H's wife is in. there it's president of. Fran it's probably women guards Marone. Marone what marony. why are those rumors so fun I don't know. they are when when the internet goes. nutty about stuff I think it's so. hilarious yeah I just love it when. someone like says they're going to like.

you. know uh risk their entire career on this. piece of evidence that it's like. complete. nonsense like I have full faith that. this is. reality like not one there's no reason. for me to do it. like but K yes Kaden what's her name. candid yeah well then there's the other. one like the Kate Middleton one the. photo that just got released recently. that's been AI doctored yeah and they.

say that that photo is a photo that they. took from her on a magazine cover and. then it's so specifically accurate that. you could superimpose left and right and. it looks exactly the same and that this. photo people aren't willing to publish. it the atantic headline up this story. Middleton the end of shared reality. nothing is true and everything is. possible I saw that so whatever is going. on with her they photoshopped CGI. whatever a photo of her all smiling with.

her kids like see everything something. is going on with her is the theory. that's the theory yeah gives a [ __ ] I've. heard that well they think she's missing. H or no no one knows where she is like. there's no like there like show us a. picture of her like no one's seen her. forever is she okay like where is she. sort of like the president of. scientology's wife like where is. she I hadn't heard that she was. missing yeah even Photoshop can erase.

Royal's latest PR blemish Mother's Day. photos meant to D speculation about the. Princess of Wales Health did the. opposite and threatened to undermine. trust in the royal family how weird that. they still have trust in the royal. family that's what's the weirdest thing. about that that article undermine like. what percentag is their trusting now I. could imagine a bunch of old people that. don't know what's going on. anymore but like what imagine the. ancestors of the people that that. controlled your ancestors those are the.

people you should trust. yeah I. mean it's kind of insane and they're. just born into it what I love the. British media though it's always they. blow [ __ ] so there's just like there's. the the rules over there are different. you know it' probably be real horrible. to famous person living in England oh. they'll go after you yeah they're. [ __ ] psycho yeah they go after you. and they can get away with it their laws. are so different dude the first article. we ever had written about us in England.

was in the nme it's like a music. magazine actually we did the interview. at South by Southwest 21 years ago um. and the guy was like so you know asked. some boring questions and at the very. end of the 10-minute interview he was. like so do you guys ever do any drugs. and like you know smoke some weed. occasionally he's like anything else and. I like I smoked opium once I was like a. kid I didn't know like and then the. headline the headline was like opium.

fueled. Blues. seriously that's amazing I was like what. the [ __ ] I like my dad's going to see. this Dad I don't smoke. oh this kid had it once so in akan like. I said like no one really had drugs but. his kid. Eric his his name was Eric because like. uh he I think it fried his.

brain but he had he was the only kid I. knew that had gone to. prison cuz he was selling acid and. uh and he had been arrested for it and. like put on probation and then the his. probation officer would call him he. worked at the Car Wash and like check on. him and uh the probation officer called. him and said I'm going to come see you. today and he had like 150 hits of acid. in his pocket and he he never just took.

it out even though he got the heads up. and he and he was like oh he got caught. with 150 hits of acid went to prison for. 3 years oh my God yeah it was and the. stories he would tell us were [ __ ]. horrible exactly what you would. imagine uh but he he introduced us to. some his favorite prison recipe which. was called making a break and uh he get. a bag of like barbecue potato chips dump.

in a can of. chili then dump in um ramen noodles and. the seasoning and then get the faucet. water as hot as you possibly can and. fill the can up with. water and put it in. the in the potato chip bag and then just. smash it all up with your hands jeez. Jesus Christ dude it was so disgusting. and he would eat this [ __ ] out of prison. wow yeah oh my dude just make a break. that's what he used to.

say there's guys like that that exist. just to get you on the right path yeah. you know yeah exactly you meet him and. you go okay whatever that guy's doing. I'm not doing that yeah that was a level. in your video game yeah well I think. that's what happens with the guys who. blow their brains out on acid too like. they're there to let you know like hey. this is possible this guy used to be in. Pink Floyd yeah you know right this is. possible like get you know be careful. don't just think you could take it yeah.

or used to be the singer of the The. Beach Boys yeah well that's the other. weird thing about Brian Wilson from The. Beach Boys that he was being threatened. by Manson because he had worked with. Manson they were supposed to like he was. supposed to produce his album I think. along the way he realized this guy's out. of his [ __ ] mind well he was hanging. out with with Dennis Wilson that's what. it was Dennis Wilson right I think they. had recorded at the studio that we were. at that's where they would work in. MH. um Charles Manson and the Beach Boys.

Dennis Wilson had a brief and bizarre. friendship yeah that's what it was. summer of 1968 living together and. dreaming about the musical possibilities. that lay ahead wow they live together. yeah I think Manon wanted Brian Wilson. to like produce his stuff and then when. he didn't want to that's that's when. they it fell apart so he probably lured. him in with parties and the girls that's. probably what he would do he'd probably. have the Manson girls and everyone's. doing acid and they're probably like.

kissing him and kissing each other and. he's like this is amazing this guy's. cool and this is pre- murders too so no. one really knows exactly what this guy's. up. to do you think Epstein was uh giving. people acid too. maybe he's giving those giving the girls. acid maybe he's giving the guys acid too. yeah who knows what's giv them I mean if. you're gonna have an island and you're. going to film people why would you let. them just be.

sober you know that seems like that. would cut down on your. footage you know wouldn't you dose him. up with something if I was the CIA what. what's going on with that island now uh. I tried to buy it no I didn't thinking. about it we we're joking around having a. pod podcast destination I was like we'd. have to level that place there's the the. microphones and Camera it's probably. [ __ ] we've never even thought of like. there's probably like camera paint. that's on the wall the Wall's probably a.

giant LCD screen D who [ __ ] knows. what's up with that Egyptian themed uh. building it's wild the the temple that. is uh painted like the Israeli flag the. colors of is really. flag yeah it's weird that's where I was. thinking like we could put the podcast. Studio there I think it's a good idea. it's somebody bought it oh somebody. bought it it was too much it was like 50. million bucks who bought. it I don't know some psycho yeah a. fan you know like women ride to serial.

killers dude someone bought the cabin. that uh kazinsky lives in yeah really I. think so I mean that you could buy the. acre of land that he owned at one point. for like 60,000 bucks wow cheaper it was. cheap with the cabin on it I don't know. if the cabin was there they might have. leveled that cabin it was weird because. he just had this one like acre or two in. the middle of [ __ ] nowhere yeah like. it must been he must have got it for. nothing he was a [ __ ] odd Dude too I.

wonder what he what was he eating up in. that cabin he's probably making breaks. dude maybe his like he went crazy from. like sodium too much sodium interacting. with the LSD. residue it's funny because he's the. prototypical guy the like The Loner in. the woods that everyone's afraid of like. What's worst case scenario loner in the. woods a genius who's trying to kill. everybody everybody who made technology. and this was his idea that technology.

was going to take over the human R super. villain it's a movie movie character. meanwhile he's kind of correct yeah he. wasn't wrong he wasn't wrong about. technology taking over the human race. yeah this is all pre cell phones right. this is pre at least smartphones when. was kazinski when was all that I think. it started in the early. 90s yeah so this is I mean you cell. phones just existed in like suitcase. form back then right maybe he get a star.

tack so wait how long was he living in. the woods before he started sending the. PIP bmps was he up there since like the. since like 1970 I think it was his plan. once he left uh teaching his plan was to. make enough money teaching so that he. could go to the woods and and do this. well I think he he leave teaching like. almost immediately after working at. Berkeley for like just a year or. something I don't know I don't know how. long he was there for but what they said. was that was where he'd gotten the money.

according to his Wikipedia he lived at. home for two years after resigning and. then. moved to the remote cabin in Montana so. he probably D during those two years he. probably formulated his life's plan live. a simple life with little money without. electricity or running water working odd. jobs receiving sign ific financial. support from his family 75 so that was. quite a few years later okay he. performed acts of sabotage including. arson and booby trapping against. developments near his cabin so he.

started with that he also dedicated. himself to reading about sociology and. political philosophy including the works. of jock elul uh kazinsky Brother David. later stated that El's book The. technological Society became Ted's Bible. kazinski recounted in 199 8 when I read. the book for the first time I was. delighted because I thought here is. someone who is saying what I've already. been. thinking. wow.

interesting the cabin was is in storage. I was trying to find out who bought it. but there it is an FBI storage waa. amazing he lived in that dude we should. sell kits of that for on. Amazon get a a mini version of it why. not who's that do photo yeah it's a. tribute you make it out of plastic kids. can play in. it kids playhouse slun. bomber [ __ ] man that's the guy that.

everyone's afraid of that's when people. say yeah I'm a Loner like [ __ ] you're. not a loner real looners are [ __ ]. crazy that's a real. loner that's a broken. person wow they you think they they. purposely picked the genius to do that. too well I think that's that's what they. had to work with they're at Harvard yeah. you know probably had quite a few. Geniuses and he was probably already. super odd because of that thing that. happened to him when he was a baby right. he's probably already a sociopath so.

like we can it's okay to keep [ __ ]. with this guy one of the things his. brother said that like if he asked a. girl out and the girl rejected him he. would write horrible letters to her just. horrible vicious mean [ __ ] he would yell. at them and stuff it's like he was just. off the rails he was crazy before all. that wow and then they dose him up with. acid and humil they probably like this. guy's perfect he's already out of his. [ __ ] mind let's see what we could do. to him and they turned him into a serial. killer maybe it wasn't even like.

a you know like a CIA program maybe the. GU just bored and just like to [ __ ] with. people cinsky like like I'm talking. about the CIA oh maybe it's like look at. this [ __ ] nerd I pound. well I think they had free will to do. whatever they wanted back then when the. CIA was operating doing that uh MK Ultra. yeah all those experiments and operation. midnight climax when they were doing all.

that stuff they were just they were. allowed to do whatever they wanted they. could just run tests they they operated. a brothel they operated a brothel when. they dosed the John's up and observed. their. reactions that's the that's the midnight. what is it called Midnight climax yeah. they also ran hate ashbery free clinic. they ran it until the book chaos came. out and then they closed it. down they ran it forever they ran a free.

clinic and Manson used to visit. it that's insane dude it's insane when. you find out what they actually 100% did. and you realize that nothing things just. get better they don't just stop like if. you're really good at being a secret. organization that has massive control. over people and you can experiment on. folks that doesn't just go away that. does that just evolves it just gets. better gets better at what it's doing. and hides its tracks a little bit more.

learns from its mistakes and gets better. yeah just like that I mean you. know so many conspiracy theories and I. think they're all a lot of them you know. are rooted in reality and. truth but there's like constantly. reading the news seeing something be. like what the [ __ ] is actually going on. right with this thing here you know and. like it's funny how much [ __ ] that like. U John Stewart got for like you know.

just pointing out Corona virus you know. coming from so close to the Corona virus. research. facility like basically you know like I. don't know man and now that's accepted. as fact what about I just was reading. about Mitch McConnell's sister-in-law. who died in Texas February 11th although. it's just now in the news she died in a. Tesla that she drowned in her Tesla. Tesla on her.

Ranch uh in a. pond and she's a she's like a. billionaire and I was like just seems. really Tesla backed into the pond or. something she she did a three-point turn. into the. pond but um that just seems really. really. sketchy well the thing about any kind of. electronic device is if that is a. computer someone can operate that.

computer yeah yeah I think it's. impossible to make a computer that can't. be. hacked I think if you've got a thing I. look they already know how to make your. keys oh dude her Tesla ran off of a 9 in. floppy disc. you know they know how to make your keys. now they have a scanner that they can. use outside your home and they can pick. up on your key fob like if you have a. little thing of keys next to the and. they can get the signal off of that and. use it to make a new key fob and or use.

that signal to operate your car and then. they just start your car up and drive it. off I mean if you have a computer that. that was always the big theory about. Michael Hastings too he was that. journalist that reported on that General. was talking [ __ ] about Obama and then he. got fired during the Iraq War do you. know that story yeah the the the theory. was always on him that they controlled. his car he he died by going 120 M hour. down laaa right into a tree and his car.

exploded and then the question back then. was is it possible to control someone's. car and they're like yeah yeah you can. the all the people that understand the. technology that existed in 2004 when. this guy died like yeah you could do. that was 2004 do you drive an El car yep. drove one. here like 2010 2010 Jesus yeah I drove. one. here oh 2004 was the Tic Tac yeah that. was was the question about the Tic Tac.

if that is ours how the [ __ ] could they. do that in 2004 that doesn't seem. possible no you couldn't even play like. a video game online yeah you not really. yeah 2004 you could play pretty good if. you had a good uh cable connection well. maybe in La not an akan you couldn't no. I played guys I used to play quake in. the late 90s and you could play online. we might have just had shitty internet. you could get good internet back then. they had cable people had cable but if. you had dialup that sucked you.

definitely couldn't play we had cable. but I you do you have cable internet no. we did I just remember trying to play. Call of Duty online it would not really. work it could be a bunch of things you. could have had a [ __ ]. connection but there was a lot of people. playing video games online at 200 for. but the that thing whatever the [ __ ]. that Tic Tac thing was it's the speed. that it moved at it doesn't make any. sense yeah changing direction and the. fact that they have so many different. people that saw it they got video. footage of.

it and the guy who I uh interviewed. David fraver the guy who's the pilot who. came out and talked about it he's not a. loon at all he's just a rock solid pilot. who you know with everything else he's. 100% by the book he talks like a jet. fighter pilot they're all like super. disciplined guys like they don't [ __ ]. around and so when he's telling you. about this thing he's also not [ __ ]. around he's explaining to you in terms. of what the instrument panel was showing.

him that the they they had locked onto. it that this thing was jamming their. radar. signals like whatever it was doing that. that's what led them to be alarmed. because that's that's technically I. think that's an act of War I think. you're not allowed to jam radar signals. from another another. vehicle whatever the [ __ ] this thing was. was also flew at some insane rate of. speed right to their cat point which is. where they were supposed to meet up like. the thing knew where they were supposed. to meet up like see you ha took off so. that could be that aliens knew it they.

read their instrument and knew it or it. could be that we knew it humans people. knew it because this this is theirs they. flew this [ __ ] thing around they. wanted to see what people how people's. reaction would be to it if they saw it. out there they probably let these. fighter pilots experience. it what what year did they did the. government acknowledge Area 51 they. didn't I don't think they did that until. the Obama Administration right I think. the story was that they had to expand. the the the boundaries because too many.

people were camping out and like using. like high power telescopes and [ __ ] and. viewing it and using like high power. lenses and filming these test flights of. different things they were working on. but yeah you know in the. 80s I you know when I was like 89 I. would get books out of the library about. like Area 51 yes I mean there was like. that was like a pretty well-known. conspiracy theory that turned out to. be yeah real CIA acknowledges it's.

mysterious Area 51. 2013 right wow test site for the first. time like 25 30 years after the people. started talking about it yeah people. were talking about it a long time AG it. was always in UFO folklore that that's. where they had to crash discs and then. the bo our thing that was in like '89. when he came out and said he worked. there. right which is still today my favorite. one that's the one I want to be real. yeah all the ones I want to be real the.

Babar store it's number one on the. list yeah I mean is the guy is he still. alive. yep yeah he runs United nuclear it's. like a some sort of research company huh. they sell chemicals and [ __ ] he does a. bunch of different things but uh while. he was filming the documentary about him. he got raided by the FBI the FBI rated. it because they they apparently they. think that he might have a sample of.

this element that's used to power the. spaceship because he was working on the. propulsion system that was what his his. job was to back engineer whatever this. thing was and he said this thing. revolved it it all was about this. reactor that they had in the the center. of the craft that used this element. called 115 which is a new element and. that if you bombard this element with. radiation it does something to distort.

gravity right and so they had this thing. in the center of the craft but they and. they knew it worked but they didn't know. how it worked and so they were trying to. get these scientists and they' bring in. new scientists like let's try some new. guys let's try this guy and so they get. this dude who was work who's a young. crazy person who working at a Los Alamos. labs he put a [ __ ] jet engine in a. Honda I he was a maniac right and they. they got this guy and they flew him out. and they said here it is tell us what it. is he's like what the [ __ ] and when he.

first saw it his reaction was oh this is. ours that's why people keep seeing these. flying saucers it even had like an. American flag sticker on it he's like oh. this is ours that makes sense now okay. and then he realized along the way no no. no no no this this is impossible it. doesn't have any seams it's like it's 3D. printed and it's designed for tiny. people like something that's like 3 feet. tall it doesn't have any controls but. somehow or another it works somehow or.

another it moves and they they can lift. it up and they can do stuff with it what. the [ __ ] is this and so supposedly he. when he took off he got a piece of this. 115 when they fired him the reason they. fired him do you know that story no it's. nuts his wife was an affair because he. couldn't tell her that he was working in. Area 51 so she assumed he was [ __ ]. around all their phones are tapped. everything's tapped because if you have. that kind of top secret clearance they. have to be able to listen to all your. phone calls so while he's flying it's.

11:00 p.m. they're calling me to work. what and he has to get on a plane he. can't tell her where he's going and. she's like [ __ ] this marriage and so she. starts banging her instructor like a. flight instructor and so they don't tell. him that this is why he's getting fired. but the emotional turmoil in his life. because his wife is clearly having an. affair on him he can't have top secret. clearance anymore so now he has to go. back so now he's like what the [ __ ]. happened so he takes his friends he. takes twice he takes his friends he's. like on Wednesday night they pilot these.

[ __ ] things I'm going to take you out. I'm going to show you this so you know. I'm not [ __ ] crazy and they all. observe these things hovering and moving. around and then he gets arrested he gets. caught doing it and so then he's like I. got to go public and so then he gets a. hold of George knp and he tells George. knp his whole story and and he's like I. was working at this place and they're. back engineering spaceships from another. [ __ ]. planet it's nuts it's at the same story. exactly for 30 whatever years it's. [ __ ] bananas that's amazing yeah your.

interviews with him are amazing I want. it to be true so. bad I do too it's a problem though right. because well you've seen something. though nothing like that but yeah it was. something it was something but it wasn't. Tech I didn't see something that was. like so. mind-blowingly I mean I seem like it. seems like it was be totally plausible. that what I saw existed just was quiet.

that was the only thing that was odd. about. it that's odd though something can move. in the sky that's quiet it doesn't make. any sense zero sound that doesn't make. any sense especially if it's close. enough you to see it it doesn't make any. sense also the way they move like what. can move like that other than. drone drones move like that but powered. by what that's what the I think the Bob. Lazar stuff that he's talking about I. think that's a propulsion system that. they've been working on forever they. they they had theorized the idea of me.

some sort of a gravity propulsion system. something that does something to gravity. that allows it to move through things. very quickly they thought about that. like the 1950s that was. theorized yeah I mean like don't they. say the only way that you could actually. like like. Traverse the universe is. by skipping through different. dimensions right so would that would. that type of engine it's manipulating.

gravity be able. to do something like that the idea. behind it the way he described it Lazar. described it is if you thought of space. as like your mattress like a really soft. cushy mattress and you drop like a giant. lead ball in the middle of that mattress. and everything would just go it would. just get sucked in he goes that's what. it's doing it's a very simplified. version of what it's doing but it's. doing something to the gravity that. allows it to move in a way that we don't.

understand yet right we're just but this. this thing this element 115 it was just. completely theoretical until there was a. large one of the one of the particle. colliders detected it they detected it. for just like a very brief moment when. they do those things right and they said. okay it's a real element when what Bob. Bazar is saying that this element is a. stable element that these beings have. and when they use this stable element so. we can imagine a world where the the.

properties are very different than ours. and they might have this element it. might be just a natural part of their. environment for some reason or just a. some isotope yeah or they've developed. it maybe the the one that they detected. with a a collider maybe they figured out. how to make it what we have to do is go. back to the 40s to get those smart. people to figure this out the people. that didn't have calculators the. pre-bath salt people yeah well those. guys they're you know if you watch.

Oppenheimer I guess that's how those. guys were rolling they were kind of. rockar. scientists right they were Rockstar. scientists and I don't think I think. those are the kind of guys that wind up. doing Rockstar type scientist [ __ ]. that's I'm saying and those guys aren't. around anymore before there were rock. stars there were people signing their. bowling promo. photos that's what was going on then. rock and roll came out and the bowlers. were like what the [ __ ] prior to the.

bowlers I guess it was the scientist. well there was just a limited amount of. [ __ ] you could watch on TV back then so. if you put bowling on people like I'll. watch yeah right and like kids would. like worship like C Cowboy character and. that was a bowler that was a bowler. yeah yeah um I do think it might be that. bowling was so popular because it's even. though you couldn't as we determined you.

can't see Sports on television prior to. like 1995 you could probably bowling's. the least confusing thing you could. probably watch on TV that's true it's a. static just the person's throwing the. ball all you have to do is watch one. little thing go. towards there's no other players they. used to have pool on TV back then it was. a big deal they would have like Willie. mosone matches and they would play him. on ABC that would get. confusing well I guess you could see the. colors of the ball yeah you could see it.

you never see the numbers also the but. the the announcer was always describing. what's. happening so that's what we should go we. should pitch a. radio what I'm just think about my dad. listening to baseball Gam on the radio. but I'm just thinking about how [ __ ]. excruciating it would be to have someone. radio broadcasting in a pool. [Laughter]. match like that's the kind of [ __ ] that. kazinski was.

into what would be better radio BR. broadcasting that or radio broadcasting. bowling I think bowling would probably. be better you'd have the excitement of. like the pins breaking and right you. would hear it and also you could be like. okay that he's he's got two pins left. right it would be clear yeah you get it. in your head if you're trying to a lay. out of a pool table you're like where's. the five ball yeah. exactly what are you saying so the.

center of the two pockets closer to the. left side or the right side okay in. relationship to the six ball where's the. six ball is that the end rail this is. like some Abbot and Costello stuff I can. see that going down it would be [ __ ]. terrible it would be [ __ ] terrible it. would be a good skit actually be. impossible you wouldn't be able to map. it out the most confusing sport to uh. describe over radio yeah you're playing. eight ball there's 15 balls on the. table shut the [ __ ].

up yeah probably couldn't have existed. without. television it's probably once people. started looking at it they're like wow. this is. crazy the what the kids are playing now. though video games is probably really. difficult to get kids bowling. today like video games are so. insane yeah they're they're they're. not um I'm glad they weren't around like. that when I was a.

kid yeah I kind of stop playing them. unless uh my younger brother comes and. visits me but um also kids are so good. at them now oh yeah but also think you. know I think that's you know your I can. definitely tell my brain slow down like. you know when you're talk like I'm. talking to like how fast kids process. [ __ ] yeah oh my god dude I'm like I'll. I'll say something and by the time I. don't know my 2-year-old kid is like is.

so like at least five times faster. understanding something to me are do you. yeah they're not they're not tired yeah. they also don't have mortgages yeah like. there's a lot of [ __ ] going no but their. brains are just hyper fast hyper fast. and then no responsibilities and no. stress stress and they're being taken. care of so they're more relaxed so the. resolutions like that's why years used. to feel [ __ ] forever when you're a. kid right cuz your resolution is just. like so high you're like getting every. single thing and as you get older it's. like you're getting like two frames a.

minute well also like years used to feel. so long because you only had lived five. of them you know was crazy another year. it's not like Jesus Christ this is going. by so fast can't believe I'm seven but I. do think there's an evolutionary thing. right your brain just cuz you got to. learn so much in those first like seven. years of your life you got to go from. like not even you know understanding how. to choose something to like do math and. running and run and like you got to.

learn Sports you got to make learn to. make fun of the certain kid and not the. other kid but man if you could pick up a. guitar at. 5 holy [ __ ] if you were really dedicated. imagine are those extra years of. learning like a musical instrument I. mean I I will say it seems like any. child prodigy musician makes shitty. music that seems to. be a thing that I noticed that's what. I'm always talking about like I'm always. like like who the [ __ ] is letting dookie.

Hower be their. doctor that's what doesn't [ __ ] make. sense it's cool the kid's smart enough. to get become a doctor at 11 but no. [ __ ] grown person be like yeah my. doctor's an 11-year-old. child doie how MD that's my doctor I've. selected him like dude you you know. who's [ __ ] selecting that guy the. dude that tried to [ __ ] show you the. [ __ ] Monster books probably yeah he's. getting.

ped he's getting reverse I don't know. what should we end with that yeah that's. a good way to end this I think so this. was fun thank you for having us back my. pleasure and again your your [ __ ] new. album is amazing. it's classic Black Keys it's so good. it's so good I've listened to it at. least 50 times it's really good I. [ __ ] love it I got to get a password. to listen to it again we'll send it to. you in a minute suck it up all right um.

anything else to tell people the day of. the album it drops April 5th April 5th. there it is oo. nice good photo look what she's doing. her fingers that seems I've seene it's. modeled after a photo that we found uh. and we couldn't we couldn't clear it we. couldn't find an owner so that's. actually Dan's Dan's girlfriend. congratulations to you. Dan thank you you've done well. thank awesome yeah well again it's. amazing can't wait to be able to get it.

everywhere it's uh it's really I think. it's like right up there with all your. best [ __ ] thanks man it's [ __ ]. awesome all right appreciate you guys. thank you everybody bye. [Music]. [Applause]. [Music].